Contest #709


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709

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Try the stairs. This takes an eternity.”
  2. “We’re temps―the eternally damned are back Monday.”
  3. “So now we know what the ‘FIRE’ button does.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-05-11T00:47:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-05-25T00:53:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-05-19T00:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 25, 2020
Number of captions 9680
Number of responses 1458079
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You might want to try the stairs. This one only goes down and takes an eternity. 2.2383 0.00641 12590 2144 5323 5119
1 I just pressed 2020 2.0781 0.00753 11248 3232 3940 4075
2 Kellyanne! We’ve been waiting for you. 2.0500 0.00731 13065 4297 3842 4923
3 This is Hell. For High Water take the elevator to the right. 2.0407 0.00632 14346 3878 6036 4425
4 No, the worst part is still the music. 2.0285 0.00669 14369 4428 5102 4828
5 Seriously?! You're asking whether we're going up or down? 2.0177 0.00713 11997 3599 4608 3784
6 First trip on a White House elevator? 2.0170 0.00744 11724 3744 4057 3920
7 We’re going down in flames. Going up in smoke is the next car over. 1.9995 0.00643 14587 4451 5715 4406
8 So now we know what the 'FIRE' button does. 1.9740 0.00679 13732 4538 5007 4172
9 Sorry—the Stairway to Heaven is down the hall. 1.9739 0.00739 10784 3368 4355 3058
10 Apparently, there IS a special place in hell for those of us at Fox News! 1.9523 0.01373 3587 1302 1154 1131
11 We're from infernal affairs 1.9510 0.00739 11149 3710 4286 3146
12 It was this or ride the elevator alone with Trump 1.9461 0.00790 10881 4026 3430 3421
13 Observing no one is wearing a mask, Eunice hesitates to enter. 1.9454 0.00781 10735 3836 3652 3241
14 Look everyone. The Devil does wear Prada. 1.9441 0.00733 11942 4189 4230 3517
15 I’ve been told we have the best elevators . Nobody does elevators better than us. They’re fantastic elevators. Probably the greatest elevators in history . 1.9179 0.00819 10328 4053 3070 3197
16 Never push 6, 3 times. Never. 1.9079 0.00791 10054 3685 3612 2746
17 You might want to take the stairs. The firefighters are working from home. 1.9061 0.00774 10719 4009 3710 2992
18 Why yes, this is the Republican-only elevator. How can you tell?” 1.9059 0.00867 8939 3482 2827 2627
19 Telling us to 'take the stairs' during a fire is an infringement on our rights! USA! USA! USA!" 1.8934 0.00813 10744 4463 2963 3307
20 Hell? No, we just mixed bleach with chloroquine and turned on a UV light... 1.8767 0.01389 3439 1379 1105 955
21 It was either this or four more years. 1.8743 0.01246 4207 1685 1372 1148
22 Somebody pressed all the buttons, so, we've been to hell and back. 1.8676 0.00878 7548 2791 2978 1774
23 We're headed down to debasement. 1.8528 0.01328 3493 1374 1261 858
24 No, this is the second circle 'Lust.' You want 'Greed,' two circles down. Nice body, by the way. 1.8368 0.00777 10471 4303 3561 2595
25 Try the stairs. This takes an eternity. 1.8246 0.00867 7841 3131 2960 1747
26 At that point Janet decided that maybe she wasn’t cut out to work for the Trump administration. 1.8174 0.00837 9397 4127 2856 2399
27 Yeah. We saw the, “In Case Of Fire, Take Stairs” signs... But no sign is gonna tell US what to do.” 1.8166 0.02672 949 424 275 250
28 Yes, we're all lawyers. 1.8011 0.01169 4350 1828 1567 955
29 Sorry, we are still debating if this thing’s going “Up in flames” or “Down in flames” 1.7952 0.00803 8917 3679 3389 1844
30 Times have changed. We don't use a hand basket anymore. 1.7902 0.00923 7609 3436 2328 1834
31 Sure, the experts will say there’s a fire, but I’m still skeptical. 1.7722 0.00992 6106 2691 2116 1297
32 Yes, of course we’re going down.” 1.7667 0.00836 8156 3499 3054 1597
33 Step right in ... there’s always room for one more lawyer. 1.7656 0.00985 6019 2649 2143 1225
34 Sorry. If you're not upper management, you can't go straight to hell. 1.7654 0.00982 5968 2583 2196 1183
35 As you can see, we’ve been fired. 1.7613 0.01524 2543 1127 896 520
36 This is the Elevator to Hell. Stairway to Heaven is at the end of the hall." 1.7609 0.00920 6820 2988 2474 1355
37 No, actually it’s purgatory. We’re stuck between floors. 1.7593 0.01832 1753 776 621 355
38 The last White House briefing said something about setting yourself on fire to kill the virus.” 1.7570 0.00987 6528 3065 1982 1476
39 It's fine! Trust me, light and heat kills it!" 1.7569 0.01325 3410 1547 1153 710
40 Your first time in a Trump building? 1.7516 0.00934 7330 3476 2194 1656
41 Of course it’s safe to go back to work! 1.7498 0.01294 3437 1538 1229 670
42 Whoa whoa, where’s your mask? 1.7367 0.01291 3433 1567 1212 654
43 Just warning you. This elevator takes forever. 1.7066 0.01004 5467 2547 1977 942
44 I touched my face. Lorraine here coughed into her hand instead of her elbow. Kathy and Dave were less than six feet apart at Starbucks. 1.6966 0.01276 3484 1684 1177 623
45 We're temps―the eternally damned are back Monday. 1.6854 0.01078 4848 2370 1624 844
46 We did the “Injecting Lysol thing ... then somebody lit a match”. 1.6852 0.01146 4882 2583 1256 1042
47 It started with one or two firings a week, but now everyone’s just getting the shaft.” 1.6758 0.02488 950 483 292 175
48 It’s casual fry day.” 1.6727 0.02069 1381 708 417 256
49 Turns out Dante had a tenth circle: Accounting.” 1.6697 0.01189 3999 2022 1284 693
50 But more people die from the flu.” 1.6664 0.01207 3912 1987 1244 681
51 Don't worry, I've been told thoughts and prayers are on their way 1.6579 0.01886 1596 819 504 273
52 It's not so bad. We have toilet paper. 1.6565 0.01745 1802 920 586 296
53 Sweltering in place. 1.6530 0.01620 2150 1109 678 363
54 It's DeVos, right. C'mon in! 1.6422 0.01732 2082 1158 512 412
55 I mean, it was this or stay home with the kids. 1.6359 0.01323 3024 1562 1006 455
56 Sorry, this one's reserved for The White House staff. 1.6335 0.02043 1367 732 404 231
57 Social distancing? Nah, lady...this is the FREEDOM elevator.” 1.6253 0.02104 1377 774 345 258
58 We were wrong about the frying pan. 1.6200 0.02664 750 396 243 111
59 We didn't think voting for Trump would have any consequences! 1.6186 0.01526 2457 1362 676 419
60 Sure, but it's a dry heat. 1.6156 0.01803 1579 833 526 220
61 Already? Why does the White House even hire press secretaries? 1.6146 0.02180 1274 728 310 236
62 You may be better off taking the stair way to heaven. 1.6140 0.01434 2806 1561 765 478
63 Welcome to the first annual convention for former presidential press secretaries. We're hoping our liar liar pants on fire mixer will become a yearly tradition. 1.6134 0.01998 1389 757 412 220
64 Welcome! Meet the rest of the President’s legal team” 1.6124 0.01622 2234 1259 583 392
65 Let's sing: When you're up you're up, and when you're down you're down, and when you're halfway in between, you're in purgatory. 1.6103 0.01583 2720 1667 442 606
66 Nancy chose a hell of a day to come back to work. 1.6099 0.01515 2548 1440 662 441
67 The president says it’s safe!” 1.6087 0.01608 2282 1300 578 404
68 We should have voted for Hilary. 1.6064 0.01550 2378 1331 652 395
69 Hell yes, there's room for one more. 1.6045 0.01513 2369 1301 708 360
70 It was this or another day of Zoom meetings. 1.6042 0.01469 2357 1255 782 320
71 I always thought it would be a highway." 1.6031 0.01566 2104 1130 681 293
72 Well well well, if it isn’t nobody’s-going-to-die-over-a-little-delayed-maintenance-Mary” 1.5984 0.01868 1591 889 452 250
73 We're looking for Mitch McConnell. 1.5977 0.01915 1628 948 389 291
74 We have the best elevators. No one has a better elevator. We take more elevator rides than anyone. We don’t even need elevators, our elevators are so good.” 1.5945 0.02305 1122 654 269 199
75 Actually, it's paved with bad intentions. 1.5917 0.02269 965 517 325 123
76 We are liars and our pants are afire. 1.5912 0.01743 1847 1052 499 296
77 It was either this or another zoom meeting 1.5894 0.02271 996 549 309 138
78 Help us, please! We told Trump the truth. 1.5886 0.02197 1162 663 314 185
79 Sorry, this is the elevator to hell. The stairway to heaven is down the hall on your right. 1.5866 0.01639 1807 1041 502 264
80 The real sin is that belt with those shoes. 1.5850 0.01957 1412 796 406 210
81 It took Linda a moment to realize she had hit the “MAGA” button instead of the “Parking L2” button 1.5833 0.02720 780 455 195 130
82 so i guess this one is going down? 1.5833 0.01741 1752 982 518 252
83 I’m here for your daily temperature screening. Who’s first? 1.5828 0.01870 1745 1047 374 321
84 It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine.” 1.5823 0.01863 1580 906 432 242
85 Sure, you can take the other one. But I have to warn you, they play bagpipes. 1.5819 0.01868 1368 808 355 205
86 We always have room for you, Kellyanne” 1.5811 0.02054 1394 824 330 240
87 I know it looks grim but one study shows we're only a few weeks away from herd non-flammability. 1.5792 0.01990 1364 776 386 202
88 Oval Office.. Going down. 1.5777 0.02145 1203 694 323 186
89 Barbara immediately felt the regret of choosing tweed over a breathable linen. 1.5773 0.02214 1100 627 311 162
90 Heads up: the red button doesn't say "Bell." 1.5770 0.01904 1494 855 415 223
91 The Stairway to heaven is to your left 1.5742 0.03798 357 200 109 48
92 It’s a Hellevator 1.5740 0.02012 1406 827 351 228
93 No need to social distance...Trump says heat kills the virus!” 1.5724 0.01962 1471 865 370 236
94 Relax, heat kills the virus. 1.5708 0.01864 1370 756 450 164
95 Melanie hated to admit it, but this was just the push she needed to start taking the stairs. 1.5706 0.01939 1332 747 412 173
96 I think I’ll wait for hell to freeze over”. 1.5701 0.03014 556 311 173 72
97 It’s not a dream, you voted Republican. 1.5693 0.02050 1370 816 328 226
98 It was this or another Zoom meeting 1.5687 0.01989 1405 824 363 218
99 Sorry we’re full, hell has social distancing rules too. 1.5665 0.03058 519 287 170 62
100 We have the best elevators . No one has better ones . I’ve been told they could be the best anyone has ever seen . 1.5659 0.02120 1267 757 304 205
101 When the boss said he was firing us he wasn't kidding! 1.5646 0.01924 1323 744 415 164
102 The worst part is the elevator music. 1.5633 0.02024 1216 688 373 155
103 But shutting it down would hurt the economy. 1.5627 0.02222 1061 611 303 147
104 Sorry ma’am, Whitehouse Press Secretaries only. 1.5608 0.02138 1241 746 295 200
105 What part of IN CASE OF FIRE USE THE STAIRS don't you understand? 1.5590 0.02082 1195 689 344 162
106 She always knew there was a special place for those who “reply-all” 1.5580 0.02341 948 548 271 129
107 Ms Devos, they’re digging a deeper and hotter pit for you. Hell is pretty packed. 1.5570 0.03037 596 354 152 90
108 Up to now, Doris had believed that breaking the glass ceiling was going to be her biggest obstacle. 1.5568 0.02060 1180 682 344 154
109 Turns out telling the truth DOES matter! 1.5566 0.02155 1166 694 299 173
110 I thought going down in flames was just an idiom 1.5565 0.02027 1177 661 377 139
111 oh crap, it's full of Republicans 1.5558 0.02241 1155 705 258 192
112 Could you push 'Up'? 1.5557 0.02081 1168 675 340 153
113 Turns out hand sanitizer is combustible, who knew?” 1.5515 0.02115 1088 618 340 130
114 Hi! Welcome to the Trump Republican covid -19 task force!!!! 1.5493 0.02242 1065 633 279 153
115 I don’t know about you, but this isn’t what I pictured when I heard we were getting fired.” 1.5484 0.02158 1054 604 322 128
116 Sorry. We’re currently not hiring, just firing. 1.5476 0.02182 1039 598 313 128
117 The governor said it was safe to reopen the elevator.” 1.5475 0.02213 1043 605 297 135
118 Yes, Ivanka, he's here blaming Obama for the heat. 1.5474 0.02314 1034 626 250 158
119 The fire button works... but not quite how I expected.” 1.5459 0.02307 947 551 275 121
120 Trump said fire kills covid-19 so it's safe to ride the elevator together. 1.5456 0.02245 1019 600 283 136
121 We're going to hell and back. Want to come? 1.5451 0.02279 1009 600 269 140
122 The stairway to heaven is down the hall 1.5444 0.02133 1014 570 336 108
123 When they said you were being fired, I’m afraid they meant it literally. 1.5441 0.02209 998 574 305 119
124 Well, someone’s overdressed. 1.5415 0.02315 927 540 271 115
125 Sorry, lawyers only. 1.5409 0.02354 965 583 243 139
126 The Justice Department is one floor below us. 1.5401 0.02431 935 572 221 142
127 Look. None of your emails are finding us well, Karen.” 1.5397 0.02422 956 586 218 149
128 Can you tell them that their thoughts and prayers didn’t work?” 1.5366 0.02375 902 535 250 117
129 Hey, Lady! Can't you read the sign? "In case of fire, use the stairs, not the elevator" 1.5356 0.02448 913 560 216 136
130 I know, but someone was coughing on the other one." 1.5348 0.02394 890 529 244 116
131 OMG! My x-wife! This really IS Hell! 1.5333 0.02464 857 516 225 116
132 We failed harassment training. Nice legs, by the way. 1.5327 0.02460 841 502 230 109
133 Might be faster to take the stairs, we’re going to be here for eternity. 1.5321 0.02458 857 516 226 115
134 This internship is paid, right? 1.5315 0.02580 856 535 181 137
135 Satan sent us back up. He said hell is closed due to COVID-19 concerns.” 1.5308 0.02459 844 506 228 110
136 You're a lawyer? Get in! 1.5308 0.02521 844 517 206 121
137 Hey, the President said this works! 1.5306 0.02502 850 519 211 120
138 Help! We're stuck somewhere between Fraud and Treachery! 1.5301 0.02649 847 543 156 146
139 We've been waiting for you, Kelly. 1.5295 0.02477 831 499 224 108
140 Never thought I’d see my lawyer, banker and insurance agent in the same room. 1.5273 0.02442 806 474 239 93
141 Don't make the mistake of ignoring the three-person limit! 1.5271 0.02701 812 521 150 139
142 It’s a dry heat” 1.5266 0.02467 809 483 227 98
143 He said the heat kills it.” 1.5263 0.02411 800 465 249 86
144 Welcome to Trump Towers! 1.5253 0.02630 790 492 181 117
145 My horoscope did say I would be reunited with an old flame. 1.5250 0.02618 699 412 207 80
146 We've heard that the heat kills the virus. Come in!" 1.5247 0.02496 791 472 223 96
147 Straight to hell? No, this is just the local. 1.5225 0.02518 754 446 222 86
148 The moment when Carol knew the company was going down in flames 1.5225 0.03289 444 263 130 51
149 It seems less risky than the recommended disinfectant treatment. 1.5225 0.02565 756 459 201 96
150 Hostile work environment? I just finished working from home with two toddlers and a husband 1.5223 0.02595 764 466 197 101
151 Not so fast. Have you experienced any coughing, muscle pains, fever or ennui in the last 14 days? 1.5218 0.02529 757 458 206 93
152 Now that you mention it, yes, we we were all at the Liberate Michigan rally. 🔥 1.5213 0.02667 752 467 178 107
153 'Did you vote Trump too? we're going straight to hell.' 1.5201 0.02724 748 473 161 114
154 Welcome, Senator. 1.5200 0.02672 750 469 173 108
155 We were having a heated discussion and then it all went to hell.” 1.5191 0.02629 732 448 189 95
156 Suddenly, Janet started wondering if she had forgotten to turn the stove off at home. 1.5179 0.02728 728 455 162 106
157 Lady, does this LOOK like it's going up? 1.5151 0.02684 695 424 184 87
158 This is not a metaphor, get help! 1.5150 0.02599 699 419 201 79
159 I assume you’re going down? 1.5144 0.02756 694 433 165 96
160 Oh this must be the hellevator 1.5144 0.02720 696 440 160 96
161 Sorry this is lobbyists. Lawyers are the next elevator. 1.5139 0.02745 685 424 170 91
162 'Out of order' is putting it mildly. 1.5132 0.02624 680 405 201 74
163 No, the worst part is seeing Dan from accounting naked. 1.5131 0.02739 647 391 180 76
164 Floor 2020. Going down. 1.5123 0.02675 693 423 185 85
165 Come on in. If we get out of this alive, we'll all be immune to fire. 1.5102 0.03265 443 266 128 49
166 Are you The Grand Old Duke of York Quartet? 1.5091 0.02875 658 457 85 116
167 It just started when some guy, who said his name was Dante, got off on the tenth floor, said that was as far as he wanted to go this time. What the Hell anyway? 1.5090 0.03029 664 447 97 120
168 You must be looking for the stairway to Heaven... down the hall and to the right. 1.5077 0.02900 652 418 137 97
169 But we all had good intentions! 1.5076 0.02648 654 390 196 68
170 The scientists say this could hurt us, but it's my right as a human to ignore facts!" 1.5070 0.02800 639 395 164 80
171 Going to work has become one Hell of a job" 1.5063 0.02966 638 415 122 100
172 Beats going to hell in a hand basket 1.5041 0.02882 615 385 150 80
173 Of course it's going down! 1.5024 0.02862 613 382 154 77
174 We've been stuck here for an eternity. 1.5017 0.02778 604 366 173 65
175 Can’t promise anything, but if I do see your ex-husband, I’ll tell him you said hi. 1.5016 0.02725 608 367 179 62
176 The Devil does wear Prada. 1.5009 0.03033 539 335 138 66
177 Should have taken the stairway to heaven. 1.5008 0.02900 597 373 149 75
178 Sorry, we’re full. You’ll have to take the handbasket. 1.5008 0.02950 599 380 138 81
179 Hey! You got fired too? 1.5000 0.02798 592 359 170 62
180 So, the GOP Convention wasn't canceled after all. 1.5000 0.02906 590 368 149 73
181 Ironically the Muzak is 'Stairway to Heaven' 1.4992 0.02934 593 374 142 77
182 Ya, we thought “You’re Fired!” was just his catchphrase too.” 1.4983 0.02928 592 373 143 76
183 This is a smoking car. 1.4983 0.02716 592 363 172 57
184 Every year these fire drills get more and more involved 1.4983 0.02762 578 355 164 59
185 ‘Don’t worry, the president has assured us this lift is safe.’ 1.4965 0.02979 576 365 136 75
186 Hey you’re Sue from Purgatory, right? Can you put in a good word with the Big Guy? 1.4956 0.03137 567 373 107 87
187 Casual fry day 1.4952 0.03105 517 325 128 64
188 It turns out, hell is being condemned to elevator small talk for eternity” 1.4946 0.02916 554 341 152 61
189 Our nudity was a choice, the meringue was unexpected. 1.4938 0.03029 561 358 129 74
190 Yes, going down, but sorry--this one is only for people who don't like Trump but voted for him anyway. 1.4937 0.03105 553 359 113 78
191 Fox News staff heading to work.” 1.4929 0.03167 560 371 102 87
192 Sorry — senators only. 1.4928 0.03036 554 353 129 72
193 I hope you're a lawyer. 1.4928 0.03244 554 373 89 92
194 Let me guess. Another one of Trump's Coronavirus Cures? 1.4927 0.03170 550 364 102 84
195 Hey there! Are you applying to the Fox News job too? 1.4919 0.03075 555 357 121 76
196 ."He had an orange face, horns and carries a pitchfork, said a little HEAT would kill the virus!" 1.4918 0.03002 549 346 136 67
197 Jesus Christ! Where are your masks?” 1.4912 0.03529 399 252 98 49
198 Satan can't wait to collect on his contracts with Senate Republicans. 1.4908 0.03571 379 237 98 44
199 This is the hellivator 1.4907 0.02991 538 336 140 62
200 Yeah, it’s hot, but we have unlimited toilet paper. 1.4899 0.02974 545 341 141 63
201 These hot flashes have got to stop following me to work! 1.4899 0.03224 545 363 95 85
202 Sorry. This is only the Limbo level. You need to go down through Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, and Treachery to get to where they’ve moved the Oval Office. 1.4895 0.03174 525 341 111 73
203 Honestly, the worst part is the music. 1.4887 0.02593 532 333 151 48
204 Sorry, Republican Senators only. 1.4886 0.03160 528 343 112 73
205 Stairway to Heaven's around the corner. 1.4876 0.03137 523 335 117 69
206 Great Balls of Fire? More like Great Shaft of Fire! No, it’s a Jerry Lee Lewis song and also a euphemism for my penis. Look, forget it. Nevermind. Forget I said anything. 1.4867 0.03433 526 369 59 98
207 Jump in--you just got hired by the Trump administration! 1.4865 0.03162 520 337 113 70
208 I’d tell you to wait for the next one, but this elevator takes an eternity.” 1.4854 0.03098 513 326 125 62
209 This is actually a handbasket. The elevator's over there. 1.4853 0.03028 509 317 137 55
210 Bring marshmallows or there’s hell to pay. 1.4843 0.03279 508 337 96 75
211 Water? I’m going to require a retainer fee. 1.4841 0.03439 504 347 70 87
212 Repent all ye water cooler gossipers! Oh, nice heels. 1.4839 0.03425 498 340 75 83
213 Of course we're going down. 1.4831 0.03029 503 312 137 53
214 We are all former White House press secretaries!” 1.4830 0.03064 501 314 132 55
215 No. This is the GOP elevator, you want the one on the left. 1.4828 0.03166 493 317 115 61
216 The President says fire kills the China virus! Come on in!” 1.4827 0.03055 491 308 132 51
217 Strongly suggest pressing the up button 1.4821 0.03011 504 312 139 52
218 And that’s Gary, he’s here for hitting ‘reply all’ on the company newsletter.” 1.4817 0.03118 492 311 125 56
219 And you worried about a Glass Ceiling? 1.4815 0.03043 486 303 133 50
220 Yes, we all voted for you-know- who! 1.4806 0.03289 489 322 99 68
221 Can you call the White House maintenance unit and shut the door, please? You're letting the truth in. 1.4805 0.03195 487 313 114 60
222 I bet you didn’t believe it when they told you working here was hell! 1.4805 0.03018 487 300 140 47
223 Sally weighed up her options, back to the office or home to her kids for another day in quarantine 1.4804 0.03178 485 310 117 58
224 Come sacrifice yourself for the economy! 1.4804 0.03322 485 321 95 69
225 The worst part? Oddly enough, the elevator music. 1.4803 0.03161 483 307 120 56
226 Oh, you want the elevator to line up with the floor?! Well, we all want ice water. 1.4802 0.03190 454 284 122 48
227 Are you here for the interview for the reporter job at Fox News?" 1.4792 0.03202 480 308 114 58
228 Honestly, the fire isn't the worst part. Someone is on speaker phone in here. 1.4792 0.03006 480 294 142 44
229 Oh!—You know Jared? You should have said so! 1.4790 0.03209 476 305 114 57
230 Bleach was fake news, but fire really does the job! 1.4783 0.03147 483 307 121 55
231 Don't push the HELP button. It's mis-labeled. 1.4779 0.03186 475 303 117 55
232 Not only did he send us to purgatory, that fiend pushed all the buttons. 1.4775 0.03240 467 300 111 56
233 Ironically I got sent here for looking up skirts 1.4767 0.03158 472 301 118 53
234 So how long were you in the Trump Administration ? 1.4766 0.03294 470 307 102 61
235 Hop right in. It’s always a good time to join the Trump Administration. 1.4765 0.03319 468 307 99 62
236 Oh, really? Now you're ready to vote for a woman. 1.4763 0.03284 464 301 105 58
237 Oh, no! A woman scorned! 1.4762 0.03295 462 300 104 58
238 It's not the flames, it's the music. 1.4752 0.03023 463 283 140 40
239 The elevator inspector was not considered essential” 1.4748 0.03098 457 283 131 43
240 Welcome to the "too vain to wear a mask" elevator. 1.4742 0.03159 466 295 121 50
241 Going down for White House briefing room? 1.4735 0.03349 452 296 98 58
242 Nice to meet you, May 2020. I'm April, and this is March, February, and January." 1.4731 0.03611 353 223 93 37
243 Turns out it's paved with bad intentions. 1.4725 0.03107 455 282 129 43
244 It’s perfectly safe. We all injected gasoline before getting in.” 1.4719 0.03329 445 291 99 55
245 Carol from HR realizes that the praise from upper management about the sales team being "on fire" may have been a complaint." 1.4718 0.03215 443 280 117 46
246 Jan had expected her first day to be a figurative baptism by fire 1.4718 0.03215 443 280 117 46
247 It’s Trump’s latest cure for coronavirus. 1.4718 0.03278 443 284 109 50
248 I heard they were firing people but I have to say this is not what I expected” 1.4712 0.03137 452 283 125 44
249 Told you it was a hell hole. 1.4710 0.03077 448 276 133 39
250 Finance is on 4. This is telemarketing. 1.4705 0.03117 440 272 129 39
251 Oh it’s a new cleanse recommendation from the White House. 1.4702 0.03332 436 282 103 51
252 Sorry, Trump administration only... 1.4702 0.03411 436 287 93 56
253 Trust me. Return the funds. 1.4692 0.03252 439 280 112 47
254 Tell the President that Hand Basket One is ready for departure. 1.4690 0.03523 435 294 78 63
255 We had really good intentions 1.4687 0.03093 431 264 132 35
256 Just going to Hell? or to Hell and back? 1.4687 0.03409 431 283 94 54
257 Lawyer ? We have room, hop in. 1.4679 0.03316 436 282 104 50
258 This is the Hellevator. It only goes down. 1.4676 0.03207 432 272 118 42
259 Well after the bleach IVs, I figured we would try Pence’s Sanitizer Flame Bath: purify your thoughts AND your hands!” 1.4674 0.03382 430 281 97 52
260 Hell has been deemed an Essential Workplace 1.4670 0.03335 424 273 104 47
261 Believe it or not, the music is still the worst part. 1.4665 0.03268 433 277 110 46
262 We’re coming for you, Kelly Ann Conway. 1.4659 0.03379 425 277 98 50
263 Someone must have had bad thoughts about BENEVOLENT LEADER. 1.4659 0.03602 425 291 70 64
264 There are enough lawyers in here already. 1.4657 0.03341 423 273 103 47
265 Sorry. This one is reserved for lawyers. 1.4657 0.03358 423 274 101 48
266 Flames? Nah, just alternative facts. 1.4654 0.03448 419 276 91 52
267 You won’t need the briefcase. 1.4648 0.03135 426 264 126 36
268 Welcome to Education, Mrs de Vos 1.4636 0.03492 412 273 87 52
269 If I were you, I'd wait for the next car. 1.4636 0.03371 412 266 101 45
270 Yes, we're going down. What was your first clue? 1.4636 0.03274 412 268 100 44
271 Looks like this one's taken by the FOX news guys, better wait for the next one" 1.4634 0.03348 410 263 104 43
272 We're in that special place for people who hit all the buttons. 1.4632 0.03395 408 264 99 45
273 You want heaven? Take the stairway. 1.4625 0.03347 413 266 103 44
274 Mar-a-Lago Express 1.4619 0.03575 407 274 78 55
275 I didn't believe it when they said that working here was hell. 1.4617 0.03304 405 257 109 39
276 This is the Seventh Circle. You want the Seventh Floor. 1.4615 0.03390 403 260 100 43
277 Right now, not really concerned about social distancing. 1.4615 0.03353 403 258 104 41
278 You want to go up in flames? Take the other elevator. 1.4604 0.03410 404 270 85 49
279 We all had good intentions. 1.4600 0.03219 400 249 118 33
280 I always thought I’d go in a hand basket. 1.4600 0.03481 400 263 90 47
281 Oops, we thought Impeachment was the lowest level. 1.4598 0.03383 398 256 101 41
282 It's not as bad as it looks. We all worked in the White House. 1.4596 0.03377 396 254 102 40
283 The worst part is that everyone keeps cracking, "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" jokes. 1.4594 0.03370 394 252 103 39
284 Reopening is going great. Come on in. 1.4578 0.03446 391 254 95 42
285 We're from the Fire Department - where do you want it? 1.4578 0.03250 391 266 80 45
286 In retrospect, I should have just gotten on when it was the tuba players. 1.4577 0.03503 402 267 86 49
287 Turns out there is a thirteenth floor." 1.4576 0.03342 389 247 106 36
288 Okay I lied. I voted for Trump. 1.4576 0.03516 389 256 88 45
289 Not a drill, apparently. 1.4574 0.03169 387 237 123 27
290 Take the stairway. It goes to heaven! 1.4566 0.03587 392 263 79 50
291 Wanna hear the good news first? 1.4557 0.03164 384 237 120 27
292 Does it LOOK like this is going up? 1.4553 0.03418 380 249 91 40
293 It turns out hand sanitizer is flammable! 1.4541 0.03451 381 247 95 39
294 It’s this or the stairway to heaven. 1.4536 0.03333 377 238 107 32
295 I probably point out the obvious here, but you might be more comfortable using the stairs." 1.4533 0.03532 375 246 88 41
296 No, accounting is still a couple floors lower.” 1.4526 0.03595 380 254 80 46
297 We forgot our passwords. 1.4526 0.03556 380 252 84 44
298 I liked it better when work just felt like hell. 1.4524 0.03347 378 241 102 34
299 "Oh Hell, it's full..." 1.4521 0.03360 376 239 104 33
300 We've been trapped in here for what seems like an eternity. 1.4519 0.03308 374 236 106 31
301 The handbasket is out of service. 1.4519 0.03558 374 247 85 42
302 This is the local, lawyers take the express. 1.4511 0.03560 368 242 86 40
303 Listen to the experts—use the stairs. 1.4511 0.03497 368 239 92 37
304 It's not that bad. They're letting us keep our health insurance until the end of the month. 1.4511 0.03475 368 238 94 36
305 Hi sweety, bet you thought, "see you in hell",was just an expression. 1.4508 0.03467 366 236 95 35
306 Nancy suddenly realized what can happen when you inpatiently push the down button 48 times. 1.4508 0.03657 366 245 77 44
307 They stopped using hand baskets a long time ago. 1.4508 0.03413 366 256 64 46
308 Well of course it's going down! 1.4508 0.03574 366 241 85 40
309 Welcome to President Trump's re-election team!" 1.4499 0.03793 369 255 62 52
310 At least we still have our jobs.” 1.4499 0.03360 369 234 104 31
311 Going down? 1.4493 0.03144 365 254 71 40
312 The repairman was deemed non essential 1.4490 0.03045 363 251 75 37
313 Come on in. We need one more to guarantee herd immunity. 1.4485 0.03688 359 241 75 43
314 What floor is the office of “Make America Great Again” ? 1.4482 0.03551 357 236 82 38
315 Oh and by the way you’re all fired 1.4482 0.03529 357 232 90 35
316 I knew this company was going to hell! 1.4482 0.02498 357 250 77 30
317 Oh Hell, wrong floor! 1.4482 0.03617 357 236 82 39
318 Yes! Going down!! What was your first clue? 1.4475 0.03644 362 241 78 42
319 Do you mind? You're letting the heat out. 1.4475 0.03483 362 236 89 36
320 Have you got the time? My watch melted.” 1.4469 0.03840 358 248 60 50
321 It’s the new normal. 1.4469 0.03431 358 229 98 31
322 We clicked "Reply All." 1.4463 0.03639 354 235 80 39
323 On the plus side, the coffee is the perfect temperature.” 1.4463 0.03341 354 222 106 26
324 There’s a special place for those who don’t know how to use the mute function on the Zoom app. 1.4457 0.03463 350 224 96 30
325 The Trump White House is one Floor down. 1.4457 0.03692 350 234 76 40
326 You might as well get in this one, the other elevator is playing soft jazz. 1.4457 0.03602 350 230 84 36
327 There is no next one. 1.4454 0.03539 357 238 81 38
328 We're going all the way down. 1.4451 0.03587 355 234 84 37
329 Who us? We're the department that denies claims for pre-existing conditions. 1.4451 0.03631 355 236 80 39
330 Don't worry. Hell is just other people. 1.4441 0.03608 358 238 81 39
331 Handcart. Handbasket. Elevator. It's all the same. 1.4438 0.03692 347 232 76 39
332 The commute is hell. 1.4438 0.03554 347 226 88 33
333 This elevator is just for lawyers". 1.4438 0.03737 347 234 72 41
334 I'll be damned if I take this elevator. 1.4438 0.03624 347 229 82 36
335 I guess Trump Tower failed its elevator inspection 1.4435 0.03616 345 227 83 35
336 The handbasket was full, so we're going to hell in an elevator. 1.4435 0.03685 345 230 77 38
337 Eighth floor: Fraud, Nigerian princes, phone solicitors...and a stable geniuses. 1.4432 0.03631 352 234 80 38
338 No, this the express to the Trump campaign. 1.4432 0.03675 352 236 76 40
339 You’d better get in, the next car’s got two guys with tubas. 1.4432 0.02800 352 241 82 29
340 They said a vaccine is coming so don't worry about it. 1.4431 0.03825 343 237 61 45
341 We're the advisors who said it would disappear like a miracle. 1.4431 0.03792 343 233 68 42
342 So glad to see the elevators working again here at Fox News. 1.4431 0.03902 343 238 58 47
343 The sign said ‘Out of Order’ but it seemed like a good time to reopen the economy.” 1.4428 0.03716 341 228 75 38
344 Kellyanne Conway taking the express elevator home after a long day in the Oval Office 1.4428 0.03831 341 233 65 43
345 “You headed to the Oval Office too?” 1.4425 0.03627 348 233 77 38
346 I'll wear a mask when hell freezes over. 1.4425 0.03546 348 227 88 33
347 Attorneys only. 1.4419 0.03575 344 225 86 33
348 Sure it’s hot, but at least Satan believes in science” 1.4418 0.03942 292 193 69 30
349 “This was the moment Sarah questioned how essential her job really was.” 1.4412 0.03700 340 227 76 37
350 Thank goodness! We’ve been stuck in here for an eternity. 1.4412 0.03264 340 216 99 24
351 They made us cook the books and it got out of control. 1.4412 0.03532 340 220 90 30
352 Yes, in fact we are all hedge fund managers. 1.4412 0.03677 340 226 78 36
353 It's performance art. We call it 2020. 1.4412 0.03508 340 219 92 29
354 We’re all in agreement; the Muzak is our number one complaint 1.4412 0.03407 340 215 100 25
355 Hello Secretary DeVos!” 1.4408 0.03901 338 234 59 45
356 After months stuck at home with the kids, Karen couldn't wait to get back to work. 1.4408 0.03621 338 222 83 33
357 No, we're not going up. Not now. Not ever. 1.4405 0.03636 336 221 82 33
358 What a time to run into an old flame! 1.4405 0.03732 336 225 74 37
359 It was only silent but deadly because Janet overdid it with the Lysol. 1.4405 0.04008 336 237 50 49
360 Is this the new Trump express elevator for the White House Press Corps? 1.4401 0.03796 334 226 69 39
361 Ahh. This must be the elevator of good intentions. 1.4401 0.03577 334 217 87 30
362 Heaven? Oh, no -- you want the stairway. 1.4401 0.03843 334 228 65 41
363 Yes, but we don't stop at the lobby. 1.4401 0.03602 334 218 85 31
364 Yes, this goes all the way down 1.4399 0.03597 341 224 84 33
365 Stairway to heaven is at the end of the hall. 1.4398 0.03592 332 216 86 30
366 Down? What do YOU think? 1.4398 0.03741 332 222 74 36
367 and that's why In case of fire you take the stairs 1.4392 0.03724 337 226 74 37
368 The President said that strong heat might help! 1.4392 0.03529 337 218 90 29
369 The terrible thing about hell is that you could already be there and not even know.” 1.4381 0.03773 331 225 68 38
370 Listen lady, in or out, we don’t need any more judgement.” 1.4377 0.03814 329 223 68 38
371 You're not going to need the wool suit. 1.4377 0.03690 329 218 78 33
372 We heard heat kills it.” 1.4367 0.03488 332 213 93 26
373 Actually, the worst part is trying to avoid eye contact. 1.4367 0.03501 332 218 85 29
374 No Ma'am, we're going down. 1.4365 0.03714 323 214 77 32
375 I sense burnout. 1.4364 0.03631 330 217 82 31
376 On second thought, I’ll wait for the hand basket.” 1.4356 0.03663 326 215 80 31
377 It’s not bad, it’s a dry heat” 1.4352 0.03600 324 211 85 28
378 A Handbasket! Not a briefcase... 1.4352 0.03856 324 221 65 38
379 It's a metaphor. 1.4352 0.03730 324 216 75 33
380 Turns out heat does kill the virus. 1.4344 0.03480 320 206 90 24
381 Whoa, are you coughing? Can't come in here. 1.4340 0.03755 318 212 74 32
382 Hi Sue, remember that deal with the devil? Well, it's not just a figure of speech. 1.4338 0.03644 325 214 81 30
383 Looks like Legal is moving floors again”. 1.4335 0.03636 316 206 83 27
384 Sometimes you get the elevator and other times you get the shaft. 1.4335 0.03825 316 213 69 34
385 To get to heaven, you have to take the stairway. 1.4334 0.03814 323 219 68 36
386 Did you order the peons flambé ? 1.4334 0.04082 323 230 46 47
387 Sartre was right, hell is other people. 1.4334 0.03738 323 216 74 33
388 Stairway to heaven? That's down the hall. 1.4334 0.03607 323 211 84 28
389 No thanks, I left the GOP in 2016. . 1.4331 0.03972 314 217 58 39
390 It's not the heat, it's the humidity! 1.4330 0.03649 321 211 81 29
391 This is what you get for selling your soul, Dr Birx. 1.4322 0.03709 317 210 77 30
392 Are you the new Press Secretary?" 1.4317 0.03962 315 218 58 39
393 It's our Constitutional right 1.4317 0.03911 315 216 62 37
394 We couldn't fit in a handbasket. 1.4309 0.03895 311 212 64 35
395 I told you this company is going straight to hell. 1.4309 0.03732 311 206 76 29
396 I knew going back to the office would be hell... 1.4304 0.03664 309 202 81 26
397 Hey, the devil does wear Prada. 1.4304 0.03777 309 206 73 30
398 Sally Ann realized right away that her underground fantasy regarding old flames in an elevator was nigh overdue for a re-draft. 1.4304 0.04019 309 215 55 39
399 I always wondered what would happen if I pushed the down button while I was on the basement floor. 1.4300 0.03878 307 208 66 33
400 The return to normal is going great.” 1.4299 0.03678 314 207 79 28
401 I don’t think the direction makes a difference.” 1.4295 0.03609 305 197 85 23
402 The other one has hornets.” 1.4295 0.03951 305 209 61 35
403 He DOES wear Prada! 1.4276 0.03876 304 206 66 32
404 Tell Jeff I may not make the 10:00. 1.4276 0.03616 304 197 84 23
405 Which floor is the Trump fundraiser? 1.4272 0.04006 302 209 57 36
406 Liz realized that every nightmare she had involved work. 1.4272 0.03867 302 204 67 31
407 This level is full. Find your own hell. 1.4272 0.03867 302 204 67 31
408 All I said was "Hydroxychloroquine looks promising." 1.4267 0.03914 300 204 64 32
409 You might wanna catch the next elevator; this one is going straight to hell. 1.4267 0.03970 300 206 60 34
410 Our real punishment is being forced to tell the same ''This one only goes down!' joke every time someone opens the door. 1.4262 0.03666 305 200 80 25
411 What do you have to lose? 1.4262 0.03875 298 201 67 30
412 You probably should take the stairs. 1.4262 0.03875 298 201 67 30
413 Don’t worry - it’s just a Zoom background.” 1.4257 0.03940 303 208 61 34
414 It started as a team-building exercise. 1.4257 0.03923 296 201 64 31
415 All the disinfectant is sold out, but we’ve found a way to bring a tremendous, very powerful light inside the body. 1.4257 0.03923 296 201 64 31
416 The other elevator is for High Water. 1.4257 0.03864 296 199 68 29
417 As if 2020 couldn’t get any worse... 1.4252 0.03875 301 204 66 31
418 Heaven gets a stairway. We find this to be more efficient. 1.4252 0.03729 301 197 75 26
419 Would you like to see the president? This way please.” 1.4252 0.03959 301 207 60 34
420 "So Betty, it turns out this day could get worse." 1.4252 0.03846 301 203 68 30
421 This gives a whole new meaning to firing employees... 1.4252 0.03699 301 198 78 25
422 The worst part is we stop at every floor. 1.4242 0.03749 297 199 71 27
423 Is this part of the interview? 1.4242 0.03672 297 196 77 24
424 It may look bad at first glance, but the heat kills the virus. 1.4242 0.03672 297 194 80 23
425 Come on down! Vote Republican. 1.4237 0.04047 295 205 55 35
426 The new office disinfecting protocols seem extreme” 1.4232 0.03861 293 197 68 28
427 You were right about not voting for Trump. 1.4232 0.04067 293 204 54 35
428 You know that sign that said, "In case of fire, use stairs."? -- they really mean it! 1.4232 0.03800 293 195 72 26
429 Take the stairs, trust me. 1.4221 0.03594 289 198 65 26
430 U.S. Senate 1.4221 0.03960 289 197 62 30
431 We're from Legal, on a team-building trip. 1.4221 0.03868 289 194 68 27
432 Looks like greed wasn’t good after all 1.4218 0.03759 294 197 71 26
433 Welcome to the White House, Councilor! 1.4216 0.03949 287 195 63 29
434 No, P is Purgatory, you want parking on G — Garage. 1.4216 0.03887 287 193 67 27
435 We’re hydroxycholorquine testers, you?” 1.4216 0.03694 287 187 79 21
436 Well look who didn’t read the sign about not using the elevator in case of fire? 1.4216 0.03855 287 192 69 26
437 Trump recommended this cure. 1.4216 0.04130 287 201 51 35
438 Sartre was right. It IS other people. 1.4211 0.03969 285 194 62 29
439 You're in the right place - this is Trump Tower. 1.4211 0.04181 285 201 48 36
440 This is for hedge fund managers. Lawyers have to use the stairs. 1.4211 0.03969 285 194 62 29
441 We are confident it is now safe to return to work." 1.4196 0.04019 286 197 58 31
442 This is lust, greed is on fourth 1.4181 0.03853 287 193 68 26
443 Didn’t you guys read the sign? “In case of fire, use stairs” 1.4173 0.03523 278 191 64 23
444 Welcome to the Presidents Covid 19 briefing 1.4173 0.04039 278 191 58 29
445 Congratulations on passing the Bar Exam. 1.4173 0.03974 278 189 62 27
446 We have the constitutional right to burn to death" 1.4167 0.04092 276 191 55 30
447 We thought about injecting disinfectants but this actually made more sense.” 1.4167 0.03994 276 188 61 27
448 This is why I don’t pay for underground parking 1.4167 0.03649 276 198 49 29
449 Don’t worry, the boss says it’s just a drill. 1.4167 0.02410 276 202 54 20
450 It’s really only ‘damned if you don’t.’ The rest is speculation. 1.4167 0.03961 276 187 63 26
451 Look at us.Of course we're going down. 1.4167 0.03994 276 188 61 27
452 The worst part is actually the endless small talk 1.4164 0.03778 281 186 73 22
453 You might want to wait for the next one. This one will be going down for quite a while. 1.4164 0.03910 281 190 65 26
454 This is the circle of hell for people who keep pushing the elevator buttons over and over again. 1.4164 0.03778 281 186 73 22
455 They fired you too? 1.4161 0.03630 274 188 63 23
456 Your boss is down here and says he needs you right away. 1.4161 0.02726 274 192 65 17
457 Sorry, upper management only. 1.4161 0.03810 274 181 72 21
458 I never should have taken that job with the Trump campaign" 1.4158 0.04215 279 198 46 35
459 Well, of course, we're going down. 1.4158 0.03897 279 188 66 25
460 You're close; the Republican National Convention is three floors down. 1.4152 0.03950 277 188 63 26
461 Mind the gap " 1.4139 0.03853 273 182 69 22
462 Considering whether to join the Trump Administration. 1.4139 0.04156 273 191 51 31
463 Well, where did you THINK lobbyists went? 1.4139 0.03990 273 186 61 26
464 First day huh?” 1.4133 0.03801 271 179 72 20
465 If you want less crowded, try the one that goes up. 1.4133 0.04079 271 187 56 28
466 In retrospect, maybe we shouldn’t have protested the quarantine. 1.4133 0.03907 271 182 66 23
467 It's not so bad...it's a dry heat. 1.4133 0.03801 271 179 72 20
468 No mask? Join us 1.4133 0.04011 271 185 60 26
469 The stairway to heaven is actually by the bathrooms. 1.4133 0.03977 271 184 62 25
470 No, we’re going down. 1.4126 0.03892 269 180 67 22
471 Sorry, this elevator’s for lobbyists only. 1.4126 0.03963 269 182 63 24
472 Watch that first step; it’s a hell of a drop. 1.4126 0.03997 269 183 61 25
473 Well it beats going in a hand basket... 1.4122 0.04001 262 177 62 23
474 Don't hit down. It's hell. 1.4120 0.04223 267 188 48 31
475 And you thought social distancing was hell! 1.4118 0.03790 272 180 72 20
476 Trust me, you want the up elevator. 1.4118 0.03999 272 186 60 26
477 Mind hitting up? 1.4118 0.03861 272 189 57 26
478 We all forgot to forward e-mail chains to at least six of our friends! 1.4118 0.04230 272 193 46 33
479 It will only feel like an eternity" 1.4113 0.03669 265 171 79 15
480 If I were you I would put those post-its back in the supply room. 1.4113 0.03821 265 175 71 19
481 I didn’t expect the employee barbecue to be so literal 1.4113 0.04213 265 186 49 30
482 Hell, wrong floor again! 1.4113 0.04075 265 182 57 26
483 This one is going down — eternally. 1.4113 0.03968 265 179 63 23
484 We accidentally hit ‘reply all’ on the email from corporate. 1.4100 0.03860 261 175 66 20
485 Purgatory? That's the next floor up. 1.4091 0.04013 264 180 60 24
486 Everything is reopened; it’s Hell down there! 1.4091 0.03867 264 176 68 20
487 I said appeal to the Ninth Circuit, not the Ninth Circle. 1.4084 0.03961 262 177 63 22
488 Next time, can we just do the basic escape room team-building exercise? 1.4084 0.04034 262 179 59 24
489 It's not technically a handbasket, but you get the idea. 1.4084 0.03772 262 172 73 17
490 Stairway to heaven? Oh, that’s right around the corner. This is the elevator to hell. 1.4077 0.03830 260 172 70 18
491 I think it should be obvious which way it's going. 1.4077 0.04056 260 178 58 24
492 Damned if you do 1.4077 0.03830 260 172 70 18
493 We worked for Trump! 1.4077 0.04164 260 181 52 27
494 It’s fine. Trump says this will blow over by Summer. 1.4077 0.04129 260 180 54 26
495 We don’t normally do Walk-Ins, but seeing that you’re a Lawyer, we’ll make an exception. 1.4077 0.04164 260 181 52 27
496 They did say the first day back to work was going to be lit” 1.4070 0.04041 258 176 59 23
497 Karen peered into the abyss...2 feet apart, no masks...I suppose they deserve it, she mused. 1.4070 0.04151 258 179 53 26
498 On a scale from 0 to 10 it feels like 2020. 1.4070 0.04329 258 184 43 31
499 Well they did claim to be New York’s hottest law firm 1.4070 0.03810 258 170 71 17
500 What’s there to explain, it’s 2020. 1.4070 0.04187 258 180 51 27
501 Welcome to the White House 1.4070 0.04223 258 181 49 28
502 Honey! It's not what it looks like. 1.4062 0.04100 256 176 56 24
503 You forgot to mute yourself on a Zoom meeting, too? 1.4061 0.04080 261 180 56 25
504 The flames aren't as bad as the music 1.4055 0.03809 254 167 71 16
505 Come on down. We're cooking the books. 1.4055 0.03930 254 170 65 19
506 Would you mind pressing “up?” 1.4055 0.03890 254 169 67 18
507 These fire drills are getting out of hand 1.4054 0.03991 259 176 61 22
508 They say it's not safe to get in a burning elevator but the government can't tell me what to do 1.4054 0.04102 259 179 55 25
509 Then the day came when Barbara’s misgivings about accepting the job with the Dante Elevator Company were confirmed.” 1.4048 0.04259 252 177 48 27
510 This is the "took his tweets seriously" section 1.4048 0.04332 252 179 44 29
511 I'll be damned before I take the stairs! 1.4048 0.04146 252 174 54 24
512 Circle Four. Lobbyists. Going down. 1.4046 0.03958 262 178 62 22
513 Don’t worry! The other car stops on Purgatory. 1.4040 0.04052 250 170 59 21
514 Apparently the P stands for Purgatory not Penthouse. 1.4040 0.03721 250 177 51 22
515 When you said working downstairs is hell, I thought you meant it figuratively. 1.4039 0.03917 255 171 65 19
516 We pressed 'Fire Dept.' and now we're too scared to try anything else" 1.4039 0.04034 255 174 59 22
517 Yes, this is the fire exit. 1.4039 0.03917 255 171 65 19
518 No, sorry, we are not headed up... 1.4039 0.04184 255 178 50 26
519 Well, it was either eternal damnation or the stairs. 1.4024 0.04117 251 173 55 23
520 It started when we cooked the books. 1.4024 0.03836 251 168 66 17
521 Now that you've broken the glass ceiling, you may advance to your next challenge. 1.4016 0.04101 249 171 56 22
522 We were expecting the new White House press secretary. 1.4016 0.04256 249 175 48 26
523 Thanks to her foresight and a few reasonably priced products on Amazon, that was the last time anyone at the office failed to hold the door for Karen.” 1.4008 0.04468 247 179 37 31
524 Sorry guys, this was the only way we could re-open the economy 1.4008 0.04203 247 172 51 24
525 Not yet. But eventually, all corporate lawyers get here" 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
526 Hurry Kellyanne, this is the only one that stops at the 9th circle of hell! 1.4008 0.04319 247 175 45 27
527 You weren't kidding, Human Resources IS hell on earth. 1.4008 0.03877 247 164 67 16
528 I feel like I'm spending too much time just putting out fires. 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
529 We don't mind the heat, but the Muzak is stuck on Guy Lombardo. 1.4008 0.04124 247 170 55 22
530 We dared to suggest unionizing. 1.4008 0.04280 247 174 47 26
531 And they said we were ready to reopen the business 1.4008 0.04026 252 172 59 21
532 Because a handbasket is soooo 20th century. 1.4000 0.04106 245 168 56 21
533 Did you vote for a Republican lift? 1.3984 0.04173 246 171 52 23
534 We’re going down to protest the Stay at Home order, you in?” 1.3983 0.04356 241 171 44 26
535 Not that different, really. Picture an all-staff meeting, but Perry from accounting is the only one speaking. And it goes on forever.” 1.3983 0.04069 241 164 58 19
536 Did you deem elevator maintenance nonessential Karen?” 1.3983 0.04194 241 167 52 22
537 Tell the boss that we're all very much looking forward to seeing him again. 1.3983 0.04316 241 170 46 25
538 You never know where you'll run into an old flame. 1.3983 0.04026 241 163 60 18
539 This is Legal. Marketing is two circles down. 1.3983 0.04194 241 167 52 22
540 We used "impact" as a verb. 1.3983 0.03983 241 162 62 17
541 We told you we’d see you in Hell, Karen. 1.3975 0.03991 244 165 61 18
542 It's a little hot, but it kills the coronavirus. 1.3975 0.04116 244 168 55 21
543 I told you "I'll see you in hell" and I meant it. 1.3975 0.04277 244 172 47 25
544 you’re really bringing your work?” 1.3975 0.04219 239 166 50 22
545 You seemed eager to get in when you shouted for us to hold the elevator. 1.3975 0.04301 239 168 47 24
546 This is the express elevator to the West Wing. 1.3975 0.04382 239 170 43 26
547 Oh hi Cynthia I guess I really was a bastard. 1.3975 0.04219 239 166 51 22
548 Well there you have it, the lazy Americans who still can't take the stairs in case of a fire. 1.3966 0.04243 237 165 50 22
549 Don’t worry, it’s for the good of the economy 1.3958 0.04327 240 170 45 25
550 This is really not as bad as are the briefings in the oval office! 1.3958 0.04327 240 170 45 25
551 Turns out purgatory is just being stuck between floors 10 and 11" 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
552 It’s OK, get in! All Trump Tower elevators do this now. The President ordered it after finding that fire had a 100% coronavirus kill rate.” 1.3957 0.04395 235 167 43 25
553 Make room for my divorce lawyer. 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
554 Well, TECHNICALLY it's a lift, but I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you. 1.3957 0.04095 235 160 57 18
555 No, you don't have to wear a mask. 1.3957 0.04183 235 162 53 20
556 What did you expect at 666 Fifth Avenue? 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
557 Join the Trump party! 1.3957 0.04436 235 168 41 26
558 "You may be over dressed, Judy" 1.3950 0.04271 238 167 48 23
559 People over profits, Sally .... don’t make our mistake! 1.3950 0.04101 238 163 56 19
560 Our whole Department was given the shaft. 1.3950 0.04014 238 161 60 17
561 It was this or high water. 1.3950 0.04058 238 162 58 18
562 Would you hit the “up” please? 1.3950 0.04058 238 162 58 18
563 The elevator should be just about sanitized. 1.3950 0.04144 238 164 54 20
564 No, you're in hell too, just in management. 1.3950 0.04144 238 164 54 20
565 We pushed the button that said, "good intentions". 1.3950 0.04144 238 164 53 20
566 It's quicker and more comfortable than in a handbasket. 1.3950 0.04014 238 161 60 17
567 That’s OK - I’ll wait for the next one. 1.3941 0.04168 236 163 53 20
568 Take the stairwell to heaven 1.3941 0.03216 236 176 40 20
569 Don't push the Up button, unless you want to raise hell. 1.3935 0.04536 216 153 41 22
570 I microwaved some fish in the break room. What are you here for? 1.3933 0.04297 239 169 46 24
571 Susan’s staff quickly grew tired of her team building activities. 1.3932 0.04192 234 162 52 20
572 Is that the whole Trump administration? 1.3932 0.04192 234 162 52 20
573 On the bright side, we are all naked. 1.3932 0.03921 234 156 64 14
574 Oh, sorry...for heaven, you need to take the stairway. 1.3932 0.04279 234 164 48 22
575 It's the hellevator. 1.3932 0.04104 234 160 56 18
576 Sorry, we're not accepting any more lawyers. 1.3932 0.04148 234 161 54 19
577 Y'know, working from home really wasn't that bad 1.3932 0.04406 234 166 42 25
578 Down is hell, up is corporate. Take your pick. 1.3922 0.04036 232 157 59 16
579 Heaven? Try the stairway. 1.3906 0.04158 233 161 53 19
580 It's not pleasant, but it still beats taking the stairs in heels. 1.3906 0.04113 233 160 55 18
581 We’re on our break; the non-smoking elevator is on the right 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
582 Oh, Hell. 1.3904 0.04268 228 159 49 20
583 The new office manager takes fire drills very seriously 1.3904 0.03889 228 151 65 12
584 - “going down I presume” 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
585 Always use the stairs in case of fire. 1.3904 0.04313 228 160 47 21
586 Bad news, Susan. You're fired. 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
587 There's a stairway to heaven across the hall. 1.3904 0.04401 228 162 43 23
588 Someone accidentally pushed 6 three times! 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
589 Seriously, don't push the down button. 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
590 If you’re another expert headed for the Oval Office, we should talk. 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
591 This one's for executives only. 1.3904 0.04357 228 161 45 22
592 Where in hell do want to go? 1.3896 0.04315 231 163 46 22
593 I can see up your skirt, which is also why I am here. 1.3896 0.04227 231 161 50 20
594 The President says that high heat kills the corona virus. 1.3896 0.04444 231 166 40 25
595 Yes, this is the elevator of good intentions 1.3896 0.04182 231 160 52 19
596 In here we can't social distance but the flames should kill the virus. 1.3896 0.04182 231 160 52 19
597 MAGA rally? . . . downstairs! 1.3896 0.04402 231 165 42 24
598 Not to point fingers, but you really should only be two people in the elevator at a time during these times!” 1.3894 0.04339 226 159 46 21
599 2020 in a nutshell” 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
600 I say, might you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3894 0.03960 226 153 59 14
601 End of November Betsy DeVos Staff Party 1.3894 0.04339 226 159 46 21
602 This time we’re testing Trump’s theory before the press conference. 1.3894 0.04339 226 159 46 21
603 you will be fine, it is all a hoax 1.3894 0.03910 226 160 48 18
604 See you in hell. 1.3894 0.04058 226 153 58 15
605 Meeting Trump? 1.3894 0.04729 226 168 28 30
606 Would you be so kind as to push the up bouton?” 1.3894 0.02830 226 159 57 10
607 Oh, this is the sixth level, lawyers are on seven... 1.3894 0.04247 226 157 50 19
608 This one's stuck again, but you can always take the hand basket. 1.3894 0.04517 226 163 38 25
609 Meeting in person again would be fun, they said. No more masks and distancing, they said. 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
610 No, this is the second circle. You want the fifth circle. 1.3894 0.04247 226 157 50 19
611 I've had a change of attitude about respect for women, Ms. God. 1.3894 0.04645 226 166 32 28
612 It’s ok, the music surprisingly distracts you from the fire.” 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
613 And remember - we’re all in this together!” 1.3884 0.04273 224 156 49 19
614 Hmmm. Turns out working here really is Hell. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
615 So, is this Hell or just a continuation of Trump's America? 1.3884 0.04457 224 160 41 23
616 You’re not wearing panties. 1.3884 0.03264 224 167 39 18
617 It's the helevator, it only goes down. 1.3884 0.04457 224 160 41 23
618 Work has been hell today” 1.3879 0.04168 232 161 52 19
619 Maybe working remotely and home schooling the kids was the better option. 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
620 Yes, we're going down, but at least the market is going up 1.3874 0.04252 222 154 50 18
621 This floor is legal. You want 665. 1.3874 0.04299 222 155 48 19
622 Maybe it’d help if you stopped calling us the coworkers from hell. 1.3874 0.04346 222 156 46 20
623 It's a lot faster than a handbasket. 1.3874 0.04155 222 152 54 16
624 I told you you’d regret voting for Trump... 1.3867 0.04440 225 161 41 23
625 So, you pressed ‘Reply All’ on that corporate email too? Come on in.” 1.3864 0.04278 220 153 49 18
626 It could be worse. We could be trapped with our families at home. 1.3864 0.04129 220 150 55 15
627 Hell of a commute 1.3864 0.03816 220 144 67 9
628 I didn't realize being fired at this company was so literal. 1.3864 0.04421 220 156 43 21
629 If you’re going down, it’ll be an eternity. 1.3864 0.04278 220 153 49 18
630 I'll just use the stairs. 1.3864 0.04179 220 151 53 16
631 It’s only going down, if you think it’s going down” 1.3860 0.04077 228 156 56 16
632 Turns out B stands for “Beelzebub”. 1.3853 0.04205 218 150 52 16
633 “Have you seen Larry from maintenance?” 1.3853 0.03891 218 144 64 10
634 Don’t worry, Jan! The government said we’re safe!” 1.3853 0.04353 218 153 46 19
635 Oh, I’ll just attend the meeting via Zoom 1.3853 0.03945 218 150 54 14
636 What are you doing after life? 1.3853 0.04255 218 151 50 17
637 So it is true...You can go to hell and back. 1.3853 0.03945 218 145 62 11
638 Lady, could you call the Fire Department before all Hell breaks loose? 1.3853 0.04103 218 148 56 14
639 This one takes an eternity. 1.3853 0.04449 218 155 42 21
640 Trust me. Take the next! 1.3853 0.04401 218 154 44 20
641 Recommend you take the stairway to heaven" 1.3846 0.04497 221 159 39 23
642 You might want to take the next one. This is for Wall Street only. 1.3843 0.04230 216 149 51 16
643 It's ok, we've reached the right temperature to kill the virus in here!" 1.3843 0.03968 216 144 61 11
644 Is this the DeVos Family reunion? I thought you all gathered last week in the state capitols!?” 1.3843 0.04380 216 152 45 19
645 We landed the NRA account. 1.3843 0.04620 216 157 35 24
646 This one's going ALL the way down. 1.3843 0.04478 216 154 41 21
647 You wouldn’t happen to have a handbasket, would you? 1.3836 0.04385 219 154 44 20
648 Come on in. I think we're through the worst of it." 1.3829 0.04100 222 152 55 15
649 Yes this is the good-intentions elevator” 1.3829 0.04198 222 154 51 17
650 Everyone here has been fired” 1.3825 0.04240 217 153 46 18
651 This years Burning Man — hyper-localized.” 1.3825 0.04265 217 151 49 17
652 Next stop Dante's Inferno. 1.3825 0.02781 217 159 46 12
653 Hey, Lady! Quick, throw me a handbasket! 1.3825 0.04364 217 153 45 19
654 Is the President down there with you? 1.3825 0.04412 217 154 43 20
655 Carnal sins? You want the ninth floor. This is accounting. 1.3825 0.04060 217 147 57 13
656 Oh, sorry, I'm supposed to be going up" "Yeah, so were we 1.3825 0.04214 217 150 51 16
657 Down for the Pro-Trump Liberate America Rally 1.3814 0.04391 215 152 44 19
658 Yes, Captain Obvious. We’re going down in flames. 1.3814 0.04291 215 150 48 17
659 I don't care about science or what the government says, it's my right as a an American to burn in this elevator! 1.3814 0.04240 215 149 50 16
660 HEAT KILLS THE VIRUS! 1.3814 0.04679 215 158 32 25
661 Excuse me fellas, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?" 1.3807 0.04491 218 157 39 22
662 To Hell with this.” 1.3807 0.04491 218 157 39 22
663 We should have voted for you, Hilary, can you save us? 1.3807 0.04396 218 155 43 20
664 This is floor 2020...you may want to get on at 2021 instead.” 1.3796 0.04472 216 155 40 21
665 It was at that moment Emily realized it might be better to shelter in place 1.3791 0.04022 211 142 58 11
666 Abandon all hope; and please stand clear of the closing doors. 1.3791 0.04187 211 145 52 14
667 Gladys, they fired you too?! 1.3791 0.04397 211 149 44 18
668 This is the express elevator. West Wing and Cabinet members only. 1.3790 0.04657 219 162 31 26
669 Are you the new White House Press Secretary? I’ll see you to your office.” 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
670 Don’t worry, it’s just like the flu” 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
671 Relax Karen, it's just a flu 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
672 Don’t worry, guys. One day, like a miracle, it will just disappear!” 1.3785 0.04645 214 157 33 24
673 This is the Hellevator. You want the other one. 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
674 Trust me, you want the one that's going up. 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
675 Yes, we're headed to the Senate Chamber, why? 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
676 He said ‘the heat generally speaking kills this kind of virus.’” 1.3780 0.04425 209 148 43 18
677 Yeah but it’s a dry heat... 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
678 Has anyone seen POTUS?” 1.3780 0.04477 209 149 41 19
679 Ugh! Did I press H instead of L again?” 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
680 Sorry, this is the express for the Trump Administration. 1.3780 0.04579 209 151 37 21
681 Going up? I wish! 1.3780 0.04102 209 142 55 12
682 Yes. All the way. 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
683 What the hell? 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 37 20
684 Next time, have Janet in I.T. set up the firewall.” 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
685 Oh Dave, this is what happens when one drinks bleach and then toots in tight spaces. 1.3768 0.04857 207 155 26 26
686 I’d rather go to hell than take the stairs in these heels” 1.3768 0.04454 207 147 42 18
687 We are essential workers; every day it’s to hell and back. 1.3768 0.04401 207 146 44 17
688 I want you to handle my appeal. 1.3768 0.04126 207 141 54 12
689 We could use a woman scorned. 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 38 20
690 We don't belong here. We were shafted. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
691 Sorry You have to take the stairway to get to heaven 1.3768 0.04069 207 140 56 11
692 I'd tell you to watch your step but that ship has sailed. 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
693 Sorry. We have plenty of lawyers. 1.3768 0.04183 207 147 44 16
694 Can you tell security there's a metaphor stuck between floors. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
695 Thank God, we've been stuck down here, like forever 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
696 Is this the re-penthouse suite? 1.3756 0.04793 205 152 29 24
697 Yes, this is the special elevator for those who won't wear masks. 1.3756 0.04484 205 146 41 18
698 See you soon. 1.3744 0.03998 203 146 42 15
699 Can you let Allan know that I won’t be in the budget meeting? 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
700 “‘Push all the buttons’ they said. ‘It will be fun’ they said...” 1.3744 0.04404 203 143 44 16
701 The stairway goes to heaven. 1.3744 0.04514 203 145 40 18
702 Yeah, well, wait till you see the stairs. 1.3744 0.03937 203 135 60 8
703 That's right, the Ninth Circle, the Eighth Circle is full. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
704 The administration said fire extinguishers were on the way. 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
705 It's a common mistake. The 'H' is silent. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
706 Right this way to see the president. 1.3744 0.04927 203 153 24 26
707 On the other hand, now I know what the red button does. 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
708 There's room for one more lawyer. 1.3744 0.04404 203 143 44 16
709 Please , please take the Stairway to Heaven 1.3744 0.04567 203 146 38 19
710 "Only some are flames. The rest are shark fins." 1.3738 0.04518 206 148 39 19
711 No thank you I’ll be going to hell in a hand basket 1.3738 0.04466 206 147 41 18
712 It's not so bad, really, except for the music. 1.3738 0.04248 206 143 49 14
713 We heard you’re an expert in trial by fire. 1.3738 0.04358 206 145 45 16
714 No. Does it really look to you like we’re going up? 1.3738 0.04248 206 143 49 14
715 Elevator at The White House. 1.3737 0.04650 198 142 36 19
716 I think I'll remote in to that next meeting. 1.3731 0.04489 201 141 39 16
717 People say “Go to hell!” like it’s a bad thing, but hey, at least we got out of the house. 1.3731 0.04433 201 142 43 16
718 New White House intern’s first day. 1.3731 0.04679 201 149 30 22
719 This is the sixth circle, you'll need to head to the eigth circle to find Fox News. 1.3731 0.04599 201 145 37 19
720 We tried bleach but it is the heat that indeed kills the virus. 1.3731 0.04489 201 143 41 17
721 Huh - who knew there were elevators in the White House. 1.3731 0.04544 201 144 39 18
722 Trump said it would prevent and cure Covid-19! And he's a perfect genius! 1.3731 0.04913 201 151 25 25
723 But our leader said that heat will kill the virus. 1.3731 0.04291 201 142 44 15
724 We voted Republican last election. 1.3731 0.04652 201 146 35 20
725 New safety measure... someone coughed in here. 1.3731 0.04143 201 137 53 11
726 This is the Express; there's no stop at Purgatory. 1.3731 0.04203 201 143 43 15
727 On the plus side, it's a virus-free zone. 1.3731 0.04262 201 139 49 13
728 Over time, Judith noticed the building was turning into a real hell hole. 1.3725 0.04275 204 141 48 14
729 Give us 3 minutes. We're making a Tiktok." 1.3725 0.04102 204 139 54 11
730 They told me it was going up! 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
731 Just be sure to hit the button with your elbow! 1.3725 0.04331 204 143 46 15
732 Yes, no masks in Hell and we're closer than six feet. 1.3725 0.04441 204 145 42 17
733 Welcome to the Executive Committee! 1.3713 0.04471 202 144 41 17
734 Yes, going down. Way down. 1.3713 0.04415 202 143 43 16
735 It’ll be a bit for the next one. It’s getting a little crowded down here. 1.3707 0.04258 205 143 48 14
736 Help! This guy just coughed into his hand! 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
737 I think you're looking for Accounting. This one's headed to Legal. 1.3706 0.04133 197 134 53 10
738 What did you expect—a handbasket? 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
739 I thought Trump's new Coronavirus solution started next week. 1.3700 0.04182 200 145 39 16
740 Is this the elevator straight to hell or to accounting? 1.3700 0.04272 200 139 48 13
741 First day?” 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
742 My advice? Take the stairway to Paradise on the other side of the lobby. 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
743 It's the awkward silence that's killing me. 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
744 No mask? Step right in. 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
745 Okay who farted? 1.3700 0.04927 200 151 24 25
746 It would have been nice if you clarified what you meant by 'making sacrifices'. 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
747 No, this is the 8th circle. Greed is on four. 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
748 "You might wanna wait for the next one." 1.3692 0.04284 195 135 48 12
749 It’s fine. We’re fine. I’m fine. 1.3692 0.04284 195 135 48 12
750 Don’t press the emergency fire button - it’s not what you think 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
751 You might want to take the Stairway to Heaven to your left. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
752 The heat and flames you get used to...but that damn alarm... 1.3692 0.02146 195 149 36 10
753 We have a special place here for accountants. 1.3692 0.04465 195 138 42 15
754 First day here at the law firm? 1.3692 0.04221 195 134 50 11
755 If only you had forwarded the chain emails 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
756 Miss Grimes! Did you press the ‘Abandon all hope ye who enter here’ button out of simple curiosity as well?” 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
757 No, it's the next one....this is the hellivator 1.3687 0.04698 198 145 33 20
758 Are you going down in flames or up in smoke? 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
759 It was actually quite nice until Trump showed up. 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
760 The devil is ready for your 2:00 Ms Coulter.” 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
761 “we were just trying Trump’s last tip” 1.3679 0.04614 193 139 37 17
762 Just extreme heat kills the virus, didn't you know that?" 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
763 Deborah suddenly realized she could burn calories by taking the elevator after all 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
764 Excuse me, miss. Is it safe to climb back into the frying pan?" 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
765 New pandemic guidelines. You must be engulfed in cleansing fire to ride the elevator.” 1.3679 0.04672 193 140 35 18
766 Hop on! Hell is way better than 2020." 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
767 I didn’t know this is what they meant by ‘millions of US workers fired.’ ” 1.3679 0.04729 193 141 33 19
768 Oh hell, I guess I’ll take the stairs. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
769 Ground floor? Sorry, we’re going all the way down. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
770 The fire service button isn't what you think it is 1.3679 0.04404 193 138 40 15
771 Carol, horrified at the sight, witnessed four people in the elevator not wearing masks or social distancing. 1.3679 0.04672 193 140 35 18
772 You're right. There was a New Yorker cartoon involving an elevator just last month. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
773 No, I'm sorry, we're going down. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
774 Hi Janice. Did you get fired too? 1.3679 0.04119 193 131 53 9
775 Heavenators are on the other side of the lobby. 1.3679 0.04842 193 143 29 21
776 Portal to Hell? Worse, accounting. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
777 Better this than the tubas. 1.3679 0.04404 193 138 40 15
778 Thanks, but I’m waiting for the hand basket. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
779 It all started when I asked for a plastic bag at Whole Foods" 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
780 Legally I’m still gonna have to take your temperature” 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
781 Up?! Are you kidding? 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
782 You know, there's a special circle in Hell reserved for people who push both the up and down buttons. 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
783 You think YOUR life is a living hell? 1.3673 0.04204 196 135 50 11
784 I told you this would happen when you went to work at the White House 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
785 We're the recently deceased members of Trumps' cabinet on our way to our well earned reward. 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
786 I mean, when you accept a position in the Department of Education, you know what you’re getting into. 1.3660 0.03101 194 146 36 12
787 Are you going up or down in flames? 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
788 I wouldn’t wait for maintenance. Could take an eternity. 1.3660 0.04476 194 138 41 15
789 Well, I guess it beats a hand basket. 1.3660 0.04709 194 142 33 19
790 The wait is an eternity 1.3660 0.04262 194 137 44 13
791 When they said getting back to work would be hell, they weren't kidding. 1.3660 0.04231 194 134 49 11
792 They assured us it was safe to go back to work! 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
793 Was there a new CDC guideline released this morning? 1.3655 0.04248 197 137 48 12
794 We're working from home. What about you? 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
795 Everything is fine, just getting used to the new normal." 1.3646 0.04446 192 136 42 14
796 Let me guess, going down?" 1.3646 0.04193 192 132 50 10
797 Are you standing at least 6 feet apart? 1.3646 0.04507 192 137 39 15
798 Hell is other people...in the elevator. 1.3646 0.04567 192 138 38 16
799 Karen's day became awkward when she unexpectedly found the straight to hell elevator she'd been joking about for years. 1.3646 0.04446 192 136 42 14
800 This hurts-on so many levels.... 1.3646 0.04685 192 140 34 18
801 The circle of Hell for Lawyers is two floors down. 1.3646 0.04507 192 137 40 15
802 If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone down with me." 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
803 didn't we match on tinder? 1.3641 0.03853 195 144 38 13
804 Sorry. This elevator is reserved for the human resources department. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
805 You don't seem appreciative that we held the door for you. 1.3641 0.04086 195 133 53 9
806 It was at this moment that Sharon realized that her coworkers make her life a living hell. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
807 Sorry, just for homeschooling parents 1.3636 0.04652 187 135 35 16
808 Huh! Is this the new sanitization process suggested by the president? 1.3636 0.04590 187 134 38 15
809 So you never thought to ask how our stock just keeps going up and up? 1.3636 0.03608 187 135 42 10
810 We were warned there would be hell to pay if we lost the Williams account! 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
811 vote !!!! 1.3636 0.04527 187 133 40 14
812 You want the up elevator. 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
813 I see you're deemed an essential worker now, welcome back." 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
814 Welcome back from furlough, hop in and we’ll get you caught up” 1.3632 0.04599 190 137 37 16
815 Turns out "Hellevator" wasn't a typo after all. 1.3632 0.04538 190 136 39 15
816 Hell or 2020?” 1.3632 0.04285 190 132 47 11
817 In hindsight, working from home wasn’t so bad.” 1.3632 0.04350 190 133 45 12
818 Hold the door! It's Esther from COMPLIANCE! 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
819 Ah, floor 2020, I see.” 1.3632 0.04599 190 137 37 16
820 I guess I just assumed it was a metaphor” 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
821 Remember your training Susan. It's never ok to refer to co-workers as 'hot' 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
822 On second thought maybe I’ll work from home” 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
823 “We are looking to add a woman scorned.” 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
824 Mondays...amirite?” 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
825 I'd love to talk to you about an opportunity to make some easy money. 1.3632 0.04220 190 133 46 11
826 The highway to hell was closed. 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
827 You work for Trump? And I thought we were in hell!" 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
828 Hmm... I always thought it would be in a hand basket. 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
829 This is the lawyer express elevator. Investment banking is the one to your immediate right. 1.3632 0.04476 190 135 41 14
830 Yeah, we're going down. 1.3632 0.04220 190 131 49 10
831 Well, Trump said it would work, so ... 1.3632 0.04413 190 133 43 13
832 It should be obvious where we’re going, 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
833 We got the shaft. 1.3632 0.04285 190 132 47 11
834 It turns out Hell ISN'T other people..." 1.3632 0.04285 190 132 47 11
835 It’s true what they say: you shouldn’t light a fart on fire in an elevator. 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
836 Welcome to 2020! 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
837 The stairs are usually paved with better intentions 1.3627 0.04606 193 140 36 17
838 Do you think you might have time to get us some bottled water? 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
839 Yes, Good Intentions are on this floor. 1.3627 0.04176 193 133 50 10
840 Weve just gone to hell and back. 1.3627 0.04176 193 133 50 10
841 Hellevator", not "elevator" 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
842 I hear the stairway really did lead to heaven. 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
843 At least I won't have to buy your daughter's Girl Scout cookies this year. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
844 Are you people all naked?” 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
845 They were serious about not taking the office supplies home. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
846 Lawyers - next elevator. It's an Express. 1.3613 0.04202 191 132 49 10
847 Can you call Dante and tell him we're stuck in Limbo again? 1.3608 0.04347 194 137 44 13
848 What floor is Fox News? 1.3608 0.04868 194 146 26 22
849 Skip the interview, trust us." 1.3602 0.04274 186 129 47 10
850 So that’s what they meant by ‘in case of fire, use stairs.’” 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
851 "Sorry, this elevator is only for MAGA supporters." 1.3602 0.04757 186 138 28 19
852 "Don't worry Covid-19 can't survive fire" 1.3602 0.04342 186 130 45 11
853 Hi Claire, I’m John from Recruitment. Got a few minutes?” 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
854 Well, where the hell do you think we’re going? 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
855 Yes, We are going down! What does it look like? 1.3602 0.04538 186 133 39 14
856 We Replied All. 1.3602 0.04538 186 133 39 14
857 I'm looking for a lawyer... 1.3602 0.04726 186 136 33 17
858 I pressed "13" by mistake. 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
859 Yeah, you'll be the best Press Secretary yet. See ya soon. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
860 Hi, Kellyanne. I'm Bob and this is Carol & Ted & Alice. 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
861 PLEASE ! Press and hold the UP button. 1.3602 0.04602 186 134 37 15
862 Can’t be worse than my divorce. 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
863 The stairway to heaven is on your right. 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
864 Did you invest in 666 5th Avenue, too? Not at all what we bargained for. We're heading down to Mr. Kushner's office to raise our objections. Hop on! 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
865 Heaven? You have to take the stairway... 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
866 Hit the up button, PLEASE. 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
867 We never updated the firewall 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
868 Yes, down. What does it look like? 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
869 The next elevator should be non-smoking. 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
870 I would advise against pressing DOWN. 1.3602 0.04342 186 130 45 11
871 Naw - it’s only Heck. 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
872 I regret to inform you we’ve all been fired 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
873 Before I help you I need to make sure it won't hurt the stock market 1.3587 0.04884 184 137 28 19
874 Don’t worry; the flames are six feet apart.” 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
875 Oh so this is why you don’t take the elevator in case of fire 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
876 Do you still want that report on your desk by 9 AM? 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
877 Welcome to hell where everyday is work from home. 1.3587 0.04302 184 128 46 10
878 Get in! It’s fine! We are totally past the peak! 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
879 Don’t look so surprised. It was in the fine print.” 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
880 Sorry lady, the only room left is for President Trump 1.3587 0.04761 184 135 32 17
881 There’s been a hostile takeover at Otis. 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
882 Sure, it's small, but heat and hot water are included. 1.3587 0.04698 184 134 34 16
883 Hell? No, just climate change. 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
884 What in hell are you looking at? 1.3587 0.04268 184 135 35 14
885 Can you help? No one wants to touch the call button. 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
886 Didn't you get the memo? Work is Hell. 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
887 Cafeteria is on the 3rd floor, this is consultants.. 1.3587 0.03193 184 144 26 14
888 I would advise taking the stairs. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
889 Your pitch, quickly!” 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
890 Yes, Ma'am, these days Hell is a lot closer than you think. 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
891 I know it's called the Administration from Hell, but this is ridiculous. 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
892 Sorry, looking for the one going up in flames. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
893 I knew i should've worked from home today. 1.3556 0.04288 180 125 46 9
894 You know what? I'll wait for the next one." 1.3556 0.04768 180 132 32 16
895 This is nothing! The past two months were the actual torture. 1.3556 0.04288 180 125 46 9
896 Another team building exercise?” 1.3556 0.04768 180 132 32 16
897 Oh the stairway to heaven? Two doors down and on your right” 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
898 Do you guys promise not to “reply all” anymore? 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
899 If you could see fit to get us some marshmallows, that would be just great. 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
900 Are you burning up or burning down? 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
901 Hello, counselor. Next stop, the ninth circle. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
902 Oh Hell, it's out of order again. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
903 They really should disable that button. 1.3556 0.04215 180 124 48 8
904 Cooperate couldn’t find any disinfecting wipes or hand sanitizer but extreme heat works. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
905 Up, actually. 1.3552 0.04381 183 128 41 10
906 Where is your HandBasket? 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
907 No one had a wipe. We couldn't touch the buttons. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
908 A Democrat praised Trump, then all hell broke loose. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
909 The signs clearly say, "In case of fire, use stairs". 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
910 This is exactly what it looks like. 1.3548 0.04399 186 132 42 12
911 “ after voting for Trump again, the elevator to hell had arrived at her floor.” 1.3539 0.04934 178 133 27 18
912 Nobody has been treated worse since Lincoln” 1.3539 0.04998 178 134 25 19
913 Looks like it’s going directly to the boss’s office 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
914 Yes, this is Floor 666. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
915 People often make that mistake. This is the HELLAvator 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
916 Got room for one more lawyer? 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
917 The descent to Hell is only for senior management. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
918 If I were you, I'd press the 'UP' button. 1.3539 0.04461 178 126 41 11
919 Join us We are Trump supporters 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
920 In that moment, Agnes realized that the road to hell isn't paved with good intentions but in fact is an elevator shaft. 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
921 For God's sake, don't hit the down button! 1.3539 0.04389 178 127 40 11
922 Going all the way down...I presume. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
923 On the up side, if you join us, you get vision and dental, too. 1.3539 0.04242 178 123 47 8
924 Down please. I’m looking for the 6th Circle.” 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
925 It's a hellevator - our punishment for making horrible puns" 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
926 The whole office just got fired 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
927 It's not so bad here. Win us another election, Kellyanne! 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
928 Not surprisingly, the 10th circle of hell has Muzak. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
929 Maintenance said they’d be right back 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
930 Do you really need to ask? Of course we're going down. 1.3536 0.04269 181 126 46 9
931 Are you a lawyer? 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
932 The President said fire would be an effective disinfectant so, you know, we thought we could give it a try 1.3523 0.04973 176 132 26 18
933 ‘I thought I fired you guys’ 1.3523 0.04564 176 126 38 12
934 Oh Hell, I’ll take the next one!” 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
935 Don’t you dare step in here without a mask on, Helen.” 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
936 Oh, I see. Donald’s inferno. I’ll, uh...wait for the next one.” 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
937 Still better than working in retail 1.3523 0.04420 176 124 42 10
938 Wait, if that's Hell, where am I? 1.3523 0.04420 176 124 42 10
939 This still beats working from home 1.3523 0.04154 176 128 37 11
940 We're lucky, we all got jobs in Hell's Kitchen. 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
941 The Hellevator. “Going down?” 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
942 All I can say is don't annoy the Super. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
943 We were bad and we're goin' down 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
944 So, this is where the Republican souls are hiding! 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
945 There was no sign that says DO NOT USE ELEVATOR IN CASE OF FIRE 1.3523 0.04564 176 126 38 12
946 Well, previously you had to pass through an assortment of gates to enter here but for a limited time we're offering a fast track option.... 1.3523 0.04840 176 130 30 16
947 So, I assume this one is going down, then? 1.3520 0.04781 179 132 31 16
948 Don't worry, we're all in this together 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
949 Donna, I think hand sanitizer might be flammable.” 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
950 Wow, they were not kidding about the rigorous sanitation procedures. 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
951 No, we’re going up. OF COURSE WE’RE GOING DOWN! 1.3506 0.04809 174 128 31 15
952 Up is furloughed. Down is fired. 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
953 Call Dr. Fauci 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
954 So, when did you join the Trump organization? 1.3506 0.04878 174 129 29 16
955 It's actually no worse than your meetings." 1.3506 0.04809 174 128 31 15
956 It’s not too bad. It’s a dry heat. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
957 This isn't what we expected when we pressed the Emergency Fire button. 1.3506 0.04878 174 129 29 16
958 You'll live longer if you take the stairs. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
959 I said I wouldn’t even if you were are on fire, Steve, and I meant it! 1.3506 0.04298 174 120 45 8
960 You know, that I’ll-just-take-the-next-one trick won’t work forever. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
961 You're taking the stairs? In those heels? 1.3506 0.04809 174 128 31 15
962 Volunteer more, that's all I can say for now... 1.3506 0.04298 174 121 45 8
963 I’ll stay on floor 2019.” 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
964 Glad to see everything is back to normal 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
965 Carol was familiar with the glass ceiling, but the flaming basement was a new low. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
966 On the plus side, my covid symptoms seem to have disappeared now that it’s warmer. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
967 Excuse me, is HR on this floor? 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
968 We got fired. 1.3503 0.04682 177 128 34 14
969 I never would have thought that this is what the fire service key does. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
970 We didn't think we were going down either. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
971 You trying to make a deal with him, too? 1.3503 0.05077 177 135 22 20
972 It's just a flu. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
973 We're ALL going down. This is just faster. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
974 This is what happens to Whistle Blowers in the trump administration. Beware! 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
975 When work is ACTUALLY Hell... 1.3503 0.05013 177 134 24 19
976 Watch those good intentions. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
977 No, ma'am, it goes straight to hell. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
978 And Beelzebub will harness your soul and fires will reign down... oh accounting? Level 2. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
979 We heard the fires of hell destroyed the coronavirus" 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
980 Hey lady! So you voted for trump too? 1.3488 0.05052 172 130 24 18
981 I guess we’re all fired then”. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
982 Fifth circle...I mean, floor.” 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
983 Honey? This is NOT what it looks like....!!” 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
984 The President said it was safe to ride again. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
985 Sorry, didn’t realize this elevator was just for management.” 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
986 Sorry, we’re decontaminating.” 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
987 No, we’re going up. We forgot our hand-baskets. 1.3488 0.04984 172 129 26 17
988 This is Wrath; Greed is the next floor up. 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
989 The hell of it is there’s no WiFi reception. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
990 Are you the politician we're here to pick up? 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
991 Do you mind pushing the up button? 1.3488 0.04443 172 124 37 11
992 Well, this must be the hellavator. 1.3488 0.04984 172 129 26 17
993 No, the stairway to heaven is the next door on the right. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
994 And the muzak never stops... 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
995 Yes, of course they’re flames, Ivanka. Where did you think you’d be going? But there's no room for you in this car, it’s cabinet members only. Yours will stop for you here on January 21, 2021. 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
996 We are on our way to HR. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
997 If you want to get to Heaven, you'll have to take the stairs 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
998 Hey, guys, look - I told you Laura Ingraham worked in our building! 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
999 Did you really think we'd be going in a handcart? 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1000 So this is where all his former staff members ended up. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1001 Don't tell me: you had good intentions. 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
1002 Ninth circle, please 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
1003 Hedge fund managers? 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1004 That’s okay, I think I’ll get the next one 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1005 Going down, I assume?” 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1006 You'll have to take the Stairway to Heaven." 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1007 Did you call the hellevator? 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1008 I thought they meant six feet apart and not six feet under" 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1009 Awwww, to Hell with it. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1010 See you in hell Susan. 1.3471 0.04884 170 126 29 15
1011 They told me I could quit or be fired, and I wanted the severance package 1.3471 0.04436 170 125 33 12
1012 Wait, what if I promise not to ‘Reply All’ anymore?” 1.3471 0.04436 170 120 41 9
1013 Alice, what a nice surprise. Can you see your way to a glass of ice water?" 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1014 Technology caught up. It’s no longer a hand basket.” 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1015 No, it’s okay, I think I’ll take the next one.” 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1016 Don’t worry, everyone shows up to the job interview overdressed.” 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1017 Read your email. The crisis management meeting was canceled. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1018 « It’s Dr Trump new protocol. He said it would probably destroy the virus ». 1.3471 0.04954 170 127 27 16
1019 Is this for the people who use, “Per my last email”? 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1020 You might want to change. It’s Casual Fry Day. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1021 Sorry ma'am, the maximum occupancy of this elevator cannot exceed 6 eternally damned souls. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1022 Didn't you get the memo about casual fry-day? 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1023 You’re way overdressed. 1.3471 0.04513 170 120 39 10
1024 The sign clearly reads "In Case of Fire DO NOT Use Elevator" 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1025 You might want to wait for the hand basket. We’re full. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1026 This is Circle 4, Lehman Brothers. Wells Fargo is 3 Circles down. 1.3471 0.05161 170 130 21 19
1027 Down, obviously. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1028 Trust me, take the next one. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1029 It’s a dry heat and better than yoga. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1030 I’m social distancing, so I’ll wait for the next one 1.3471 0.04436 170 119 41 9
1031 Are you going up? - Hell no! 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1032 We're sorry, Hillary...you were right! Please help us! 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1033 Yes,we're going down. How'd you guess? 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1034 You might prefer the stairs.... 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1035 Yes, this takes you to legal. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1036 I tried to tell you guys, the Devil is in the details. 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
1037 No masks, no social distancing, it's HELL down here. 1.3471 0.04194 170 117 47 6
1038 Yes, this is the floor of Good Intentions. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1039 This is purgatory - straight to Hell is the other elevator. 1.3471 0.04396 170 122 38 10
1040 We thought it would be better than going in a handbasket. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1041 Worse. It's the condo board meeting. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1042 This is what happens when you have a 13th floor. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1043 Can you hit purgatory please? 1.3471 0.04276 170 118 45 7
1044 Actually we did start the fire" 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
1045 Stephanie decided today would not be the day to showcase her leadership skills in a crisis 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1046 Thanks, I’ll wait for the next pandemic! 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1047 It was either this or the murder hornets” 1.3452 0.04700 168 121 34 12
1048 Oh, we've got room!" 1.3452 0.05065 168 127 24 17
1049 When I said fire them in the elevator I meant.... oh never mind 1.3452 0.05065 168 127 24 17
1050 I think I’ll wait.” 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1051 Guess I'll take the fire escape 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1052 Is it too late to thank God it’s Friday?” 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1053 You're his fourth Press Secretary. You seriously don't know if this is going up or down?! 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1054 The next one goes up to the Oval Office. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
1055 This doesn’t feel like a lay-off, Sharon. 1.3452 0.04994 168 125 26 16
1056 ‘Some like it hot’ 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1057 And cancel my appointments through all eternity. 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1058 We're exerting our Constitutional right to free assembly! 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1059 Turns on the H button doesn't take you to a helipad. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1060 If it's Heaven you want, take the stairway. 1.3452 0.04467 168 124 32 12
1061 Is this the 'good intentions' floor? 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1062 Must be the East Wing! 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1063 Yes, we are most assuredly going down. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1064 Be wary of their Retirement Package 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1065 We're being groomed for senior leadership. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1066 Don’t worry! The heat will kill the virus. 1.3450 0.04255 171 126 35 10
1067 We’re actually here for making that exact pun. 1.3450 0.04930 171 128 27 16
1068 I can't believe it. It was just one little covet. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1069 Did the client tell you to go to hell? 1.3450 0.04859 171 127 29 15
1070 there is simply no way in Hell to find 6' for distancing these days... 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1071 Next level... employee burnout. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1072 I think I’ll wait for the elevator to 2021.” 1.3434 0.05107 166 126 23 17
1073 No ma’am this is the HELLevator” 1.3434 0.04887 166 123 29 14
1074 Anything to get me out of the apartment 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1075 Do you mind, you're letting the cold air in 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1076 The President just announced that the virus can be killed by fire, so we decided to try it out!” 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1077 May 25, 2022: Wow, I guess you guys didn’t follow the stay-at-home orders, huh?” 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1078 We need you to be a team player, Linda.” 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1079 Despite the horror, her desire for social connection was overwhelming 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1080 Well, it’s still better than doing another Zoom Meeting 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1081 Why do you THINK they named the hotel bar Dante's?!! 1.3434 0.04498 166 120 36 10
1082 For one thing, we all want ice water. 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1083 And you think YOU went through Hell today! 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1084 This is statistically safer than the highway to the same destination 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1085 Sorry, all the handbaskets are already taken. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1086 Yes, Janet, going all the way down 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1087 This is Legal. Accounting is the next floor up. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1088 Be a doll and fetch me a coffee? 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1089 Do you have an iPhone charger? 1.3432 0.04365 169 119 42 8
1090 Someone coughed" 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1091 Could you shut the door, you’re letting the heat out” 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1092 . “Well, we all THOUGHT we were going up...” 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1093 Hoax" 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
1094 It's hot but virus-free. 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1095 We're going down, in a blaze of glory. 1.3415 0.04926 164 122 28 14
1096 This is going to the 7th Circle. 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1097 The heat kills the virus. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1098 Going down. Wa-a-ay down! 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1099 Mary gets the warning and decides to take the stairs down instead. 1.3415 0.04531 164 117 38 9
1100 Give it a second. Heat rises. 1.3415 0.04363 164 119 36 9
1101 When she said “I hope you all go down in flames” and walked out of the meeting, she didn’t realize they’d catch the elevator first. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 31 12
1102 You should probably catch the next one. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1103 Did you reply all on an email too?” 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1104 These zoom backgrounds are seriously getting out of hand!” 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
1105 I’ll catch the next one. I’m going up. 1.3395 0.04479 162 115 39 8
1106 I think I’ll wait for floor 2021. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1107 Get in. The murder hornets can’t survive heat. 1.3395 0.04479 162 115 39 8
1108 To be honest I’ve been feeling burnt out myself 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1109 Mondays, am I right?” 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1110 This is just like my last day at Lehman Brothers 1.3395 0.04479 162 115 39 8
1111 Welcome to your zoom meeting number 666” 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1112 Handbasket, going down. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1113 Please say 'going up'' 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1114 I knew I should have taken the stairs 1.3395 0.04479 162 115 39 8
1115 The basement button turns out to be actually for debasement. 1.3395 0.04479 162 115 39 8
1116 Going down? It's a hell of a ride. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
1117 « When I said Go To Hell, it was a figure of speech » 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1118 If I wanted to feel the burn, I’d take the stairs. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1119 Yes, this is the express for corporate lawyers. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1120 WH Administration Express Only 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1121 Leave the briefcase. Bring a handbasket. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
1122 Um...I just remembered that I haven't gotten my steps in today, so I think I'll take the stairs. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1123 Laying us off is one thing, Phyllis, but is all this drama necessary? 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1124 First day? Virgil will show you around soon. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1125 Is that Prada? 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1126 I told you it was Hell working here. 1.3395 0.04349 162 116 38 8
1127 I saw you all pressing the close door button. You can all go to hell! 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1128 We were let go AND fired 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1129 Please, would you ask my wife to check on my sourdough?” 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1130 The whole thing's going to hell, literally 1.3375 0.03304 160 122 30 8
1131 On second thought, I’ll take the stairs.” 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1132 It was then, that Mary knew, normal wasn’t working for her anymore.” 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1133 You should’ve worked from home.” 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1134 We were being honest when we said the Sales Department sold their soul to the Devil, Karen. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1135 : “Common mistake. This is the Hellevator.” 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1136 This one's full, but I heard something about a stairway to heaven 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1137 Go ahead, lean in." 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1138 Third time this week it’s been stuck in existential purgatory. It may be a minute. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1139 You’re sure it’s safe to go back to work, right? 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1140 Still better than another Zoom meeting." 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1141 Don’t worry, Barb, the flames have been proven to kill Covid-19. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1142 Welcome to work. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1143 I’m trying to practice social distancing. I’ll catch the next one 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1144 Sorry this is Heresy, you’re looking for the eighth floor.” 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1145 Just what we need; another attorney. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1146 Straight to hell. He said you’d know why. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1147 Hell-evator going down! 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1148 Lose the jacket. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1149 Is there an up button? 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1150 No, you're thinking of the road. The elevator to hell doesn't give a damn about your intentions. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1151 Are you here for the job interview? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1152 The road to hell is an elevator full of good intentions. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1153 We're coming up from Human Resources 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1154 Um, could you press the UP button? 1.3375 0.04682 160 115 34 10
1155 Turns out, stairs are still the best way to burn fat. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1156 What the hell you lookin' at? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1157 That’s right... We’re raising hell. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1158 It turns out that “P” stands for purgatory. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1159 On the flip-side, we do offer flexible work hours. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1160 Guess there’s no chance you have some marshmallows? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1161 Yeah, we pushed the button for "good intentions." 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1162 Going down? I think we can squeeze one more in. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1163 No, I’m not surprised, it always operates like hell on Mondays. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1164 You'll be fine. We are lawyers too. 1.3355 0.04781 155 113 32 10
1165 Things can only go up from here. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1166 Could you close the doors? You're letting the heat out. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1167 it’s going down.” 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1168 We didn't hit mute in those zoom meetings" 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1169 Jim? Why aren’t you wearing your mask? 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1170 Oh Bob, you said you’d raise hell if they furloughed you, but I didn’t expect this!” 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1171 That's alright. I think I'll take the stairs. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1172 Room for one more, Ms. McEnany. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1173 Going up in flames, actually. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1174 The only thing we did wrong was pressing the big red button you are not supposed to" 1.3354 0.04632 158 119 27 12
1175 Sorry, are you going up? 1.3354 0.02030 158 125 26 7
1176 Take the stairs, thank me later.” 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1177 When I took over as Education Secretary, I came with a simple mission: to shut down all of the nation’s schools. It turns out that I was just ahead of my time. ” - Betsy DeVos “Educators going down” 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1178 And I thought we’d go ‘up’ in flames... 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1179 The only scene Jeannie remembers from her dream. George looking up at her and saying sarcastically, "And they thought it was a good idea to open things up again. Really?" 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1180 I swear I only played a lawyer on TV. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1181 We wouldn’t prescribe hydroxychloroquine and disinfectant either!" 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1182 Margaret, we've been fired. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1183 We thought 'not wearing a mask' just carried a fine. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1184 Hey -- you're not wearing a mask! 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1185 I'm here for always burning popcorn in the office microwave. Deb over there? She was a chronic 'reply-all' type person." 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1186 Seventh circle? 1.3354 0.04363 158 116 33 9
1187 Hell bought our stock. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1188 Your choice. The other one is playing “lite oldies”. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1189 If I were you, I’d wait for the going up. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1190 I should probably tell someone that the doors won’t close 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1191 Wow, they really want us to work from home. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1192 It's the express for people who didn't follow CDC guidelines 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1193 It's a bit crowded in here, might I suggest the stairway to heaven? 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1194 Some wise-ass hit every damned button. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1195 Obviously, this elevator is for board members only. 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1196 Express - all the way down! 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1197 You're awfully lucky the devil lets you work from home. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1198 Betty suddenly remembered she left the oven on. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1199 Yes, in life we never held the door for anyone. Are you happy now? 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1200 Come on down. The boss is expecting you. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 12
1201 We didn’t wear masks either. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1202 Excuse me - which circle are we on? 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1203 We're sheltering in place. 1.3354 0.03874 158 116 35 7
1204 Sixth floor. Ad execs and lawyers. 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1205 If you're trying to get to Heaven, take the stairway. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1206 No, I think you're looking for the stairway to heaven. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1207 Congratulations on passing the bar! 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1208 Sorry, this elevator is only for lawyers and politicians. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1209 You should take the stairs...trust me. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1210 Sorry. This is the lawyers' only express elevator. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1211 Thank God! It feels like we've been stuck between floors for an eternity. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 38 7
1212 The stairway to heaven is down the hall to your right. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1213 Working from home is suddenly looking very appealing right now." 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1214 Whose got a hot ass now!? 1.3354 0.05064 164 125 23 16
1215 I’m new here at Amazon, what floor is HR?” 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1216 A special place for those who ride the elevator up one floor 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1217 Does this go down all the way to the ninth? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1218 It was this or keep teaching our kids at home 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1219 Not without your mask, Karen” 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1220 Just got back from 2020?” 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1221 I thought waiting for it felt eternal. 1.3333 0.05009 156 117 26 13
1222 Get in, Lucifer just called an all-hands meeting. 1.3333 0.04298 156 109 42 5
1223 We suggest you take one that goes up only. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1224 The constant screaming saves us from those awkward silences. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1225 Oh, you're a banker. Take the elevator behind you, this one only goes to the 6th level. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1226 There must be some misunderstanding, I told the temp agency that that I would work LIKE hell not IN it! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1227 The flames become tolerable, but the MUSIC! 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1228 All I can say is that it’s been a hell of a day. 1.3333 0.04298 156 109 42 5
1229 I know this looks bad, but you have to admit, it’s nice to be out of the house for a change! 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1230 Hard to believe, but this one's going up 1.3312 0.03692 154 117 29 8
1231 They started coming up with new ways to sanitize the elevators 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1232 We’re going down... apparently in flames.” 1.3312 0.04074 154 113 34 7
1233 I'm sure this will burn more calories than taking the stairs. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1234 Welcome back to Corporate America” 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1235 “This is what happens when you push all the buttons” 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1236 It’s meringue, actually” 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1237 For the economy! 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1238 We’ve been fired! 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
1239 Will you please step back six feet? 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1240 Would you mind pressing the ‘UP’ button? 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1241 I strongly suggest you hit the "UP" button. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1242 Just how far down does this elevator go ? 1.3312 0.05216 154 118 21 15
1243 We too thought we were doing the Prsident's bidding 1.3312 0.05051 154 115 25 13
1244 No, its purgatory. We're only halfway there. Hell is the next stop below 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1245 I'll tell you what's hell ... combustible hand sanitizer. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1246 Up or down in flames? 1.3312 0.04228 154 107 43 4
1247 Sometime late in January 2021.... Students: “Remember how you told us all to go to hell? Well, we’ve saved a special place for you there, Mrs. DeVos.” 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1248 We can understand layoffs, but this seems excessive. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1249 It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity! 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1250 The "down" button has a problem. 1.3312 0.04126 154 116 29 9
1251 Still better than a Zoom meeting! 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1252 It goes down, down, down and the flames get higher. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1253 We’re all going down, they just fired the whole team! 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1254 Excuse me? Why aren’t you 6 feet apart?? 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1255 Going up or down?!?! Take a wild guess, lady. 1.3290 0.02982 155 120 28 7
1256 So then genius here was like, “What if we put Mentos in ALL the sodas?!” 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1257 The governor forgot to include elevator maintenance as “essential workers.” 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
1258 Karen, can you grab my "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug? 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1259 Well that’s an interesting interpretation of no exit 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
1260 We’ll be a a little late for that safety meeting” 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
1261 Their eyes locked for what seemed like years. Slowly Judy realized that all those flirtatious chats at the water-cooler were one sided. Mark never loved her. He was using her to get to Jill. Jill her best friend. Jill from accounting. But most importantly; Jill the leader of the Top Secret Annual Whipped Cream Elevator Extravaganza. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1262 this is the elevator to the oval office." 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
1263 We’re all going down. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1264 It’s the elevator’s fault. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1265 I think it's pretty obvious: down. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1266 Maybe I should take the stairway to heaven. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1267 It's non-stop, down to the 9th circle. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1268 Help! We've been shafted! 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
1269 Sorry fellas - I know it's awful in there but as Secretary of Education I made the decision to close down all the schools so we won't need teachers any more. The burning part will be over soon. 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
1270 As hellscapes go, it's pretty convivial. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1271 Dante just said it always gets stuck between 6 and 7. 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
1272 You with Corporate Legal? Hop in. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
1273 You shouldn’t have pushed the down button so many times. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1274 PLEASE hit the UP button! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1275 How the hell are you? 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1276 Sell me your soul and the promotion is yours. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1277 Hi Shiela. We’re the ghosts of ‘re-opening the states during a pandemic’ future. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1278 You want "Execs Who Slept With or Harassed Their Staff" down the hall on your left. We're "Those Who Thought Wearing Masks and Social-Distancing Was Only for Boomers." 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1279 I guess this will kill all viruses” 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1280 This is going to wrong on so many levels. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1281 Hell has reached max capacity. You’ll have to survive up there a bit longer. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1282 Really? You had two choices." 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1283 We just got fired.” 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1284 Working from home has never looked so appealing 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1285 No, sorry. This is the advanced Hot Yoga class" 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1286 We're raising hell, lady, what's it look like?!? 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1287 It’s the President’s latest Covid Cure: Go to Work or Go to Hell! 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1288 I think we're going down. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1289 Hop in. The whole world is going to hell. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1290 I'm sorry. This elevator is for Senators only. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1291 Hey, hey, six feet away please!!! 1.3267 0.04283 150 105 41 4
1292 When you volunteered to take the heat on that proposal did they mention you get the shaft too. 1.3267 0.05475 150 118 15 17
1293 Apparently, Hell is stopping at every floor for an eternity 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1294 You're supposed to be going UP in flames. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1295 Look at the bright side, at least you won’t ever have to worry about social distancing again. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1296 Beware! It's the portal to HR. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1297 Hell. Accounting. Same thing. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1298 Jump in. You’ll burn more calories than taking the stairs. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1299 Sorry, this is the executive elevator. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
1300 Don't just stand there, hit the up button! 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1301 Would 1200 dollars help? 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1302 Did you get fired too? 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
1303 They never talk about this in law school 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1304 It's either this or reading more Andy Borowitz columns... 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1305 I’ll catch the next one” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 29 9
1306 Alison finally realized her complaints about the office always being cold had reached the wrong ears 1.3243 0.04311 148 104 40 4
1307 Carol realized that she was not the only one who had finally decided the “Direct to Hell” elevator was her best option 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1308 Which floor? We’re going down” 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1309 You get used to the heat, and OUR eternal torment doesn’t make you wear heels.” 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1310 Oh, did I miss the liar, liar pants on fire meeting? 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1311 Oh, that’s alright. I’ll wait for the next one. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1312 Sorry, essential workers only.” 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1313 We’re going down in flames but the economy is going back up right?” 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1314 Kathy, hop in, you’re about to get fired too!” 1.3243 0.04620 148 112 26 10
1315 Oh, hey Linda, you’ll have that report first thing tomorrow 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1316 Clearly you did not feel the door with the back of your hand...” 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1317 Mmm... so it's elevator to hell, and stairway to heaven 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1318 Not cool” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1319 Oh, Hey Karen...” 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1320 Working from the office is worse than I remembered.” 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1321 We're the folks who invented Muzak. 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1322 sorry; this only goes to Good Intentions. A Woman Scorned is three elevators over. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1323 Come on in, it's good for the economy! 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
1324 Oh Hell! I'll just take the stairs. 1.3243 0.04519 148 111 28 9
1325 I hate this damned elevator. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1326 Well . . . at least we don't have to wear masks. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1327 May I suggest taking the Stairway to Heaven. Less crowded. 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1328 Don't push the "H" button. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1329 For God’s sake turn down your job offer! 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1330 I been holding that special place in Hell I promised you. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1331 Strangely, it's not that different. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1332 Going down, in more ways than one. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1333 We're going down but the flames are going up if you want to wait. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1334 Seriously, you don't want to know what's in the "next one". 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1335 We've all been baptised. Welcome to the Republican Senate. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1336 They say it kills the virus - what have you got to lose? 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1337 China did it! 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1338 Anyway, guess what the emergency button actually does? 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1339 This is OUR own little hell... You can wait for the next car. 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1340 Tell H.R. the purgatory button jammed again. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1341 No.... you go to hell🤬 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1342 Hell? No! Oval Office, no stops! 1.3221 0.05325 149 116 18 15
1343 Did you guys wash your hands?" 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1344 Well regardless I think we can all agree the button to close the doors doesn’t actually do anything” 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1345 Not sure about the others but I’m here cause I took the last donut at the morning meeting. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1346 Good news everyone, HR is here. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1347 We are protesting to LIBERATE HELL” 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1348 At that point Cindy acknowledged her luck, as she was only furloughed. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1349 Dang Karen, can’t you see we’re making a TikTok!” 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1350 But your emails...” 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1351 profit over people, cost over care. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1352 Getting to hell just got a whole lot easier 1.3219 0.05318 146 113 19 14
1353 “I guess you were right to not join this administration” 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
1354 Is that my assistant Nina down there? She's supposed to be getting me Starbucks 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1355 And finally our wish was granted... all the talking heads went down in flames.” 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1356 I think it is time to start believing that stairs could earn you some additional life years." 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1357 Sorry I’m late, traffic was hell” 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1358 Oh, this must be a trump owned building. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1359 Have you seen Dante? He forgot his briefcase 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1360 Any chance that briefcase is full of toilet paper? 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
1361 Going way down. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1362 Oh hey Tracy - do you mind rescheduling my 10am? 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
1363 Wouldn't you know we're over the weight limit AND against fire code? 1.3219 0.04552 146 107 32 7
1364 What's in the briefcase? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1365 Going down, all the way down. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1366 I must've pushed "hell" by mistake - sorry. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1367 It’s hell week at work. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1368 When the boss says that he welcomes comments, just zip it. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1369 Oh, hell. Wrong elevator. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1370 Whatever happened to pink slips? 1.3219 0.04229 146 105 35 5
1371 I'll take the next one; I AM going down, just not that far. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1372 Sell everything ! 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1373 No thanks. I'll take the stairs. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1374 COVID'S INFERNO 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1375 It’s not so bad once you get used to the music. 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1376 If you'd prefer to be carbon-neutral, stairs are to the left. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1377 Sorry, the hellivator only goes down 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1378 You know damn well that we're going down. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1379 There is a 13th floor. 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
1380 “Looking for an exit strategy? You're getting warmer...” 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1381 We're in overflow. Hell is full. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1382 Barbara couldn't shake the feeling she was about to be fired. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1383 That Do-Not-Use-Elevators-During-a-Fire thing, I guess I shouldn't have ignored it. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1384 Got any toilet paper? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1385 We found the elusive 13th floor! 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
1386 Just be happy there isn't enough room. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1387 The Hellevator is at capacity, Ma'am. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1388 What did you think a bargain basement fire sale would look like? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1389 There’s a special place on this elevator for women who don’t support other women” 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1390 At first I also hesitated, but it *is* much better without the music." 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1391 No, we aren’t just a metaphor!” 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1392 Monday 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1393 Save yourself, Betty!! The company is going down in flames! 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1394 I beat the rap on greed, but they got me on sloth. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1395 We're going down. In flames. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1396 It was an unfortunate typo on the original building plans, but what can we do? The Hellevators are installed now. 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
1397 Can you help us? We’re stuck in HR. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1398 To be honest, the frying pan in the stairwell is looking like the better option. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1399 Which one of you is Dante? 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1400 It's six feet apart, or go to hell! 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1401 do NOT press "LL" again. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1402 We just left a Goldman Sachs board meeting. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
1403 Well, it was either this or quarantining. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
1404 That's one hell of an elevator. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1405 The Trump press briefing is playing in every other room" 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1406 We thought Dante's Inferno was a steak house! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1407 Actually, it’s the humidity. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1408 This is what happens when you drink disinfectant 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1409 This could have been a zoom meeting" 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1410 You know, it could be worse..." 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1411 how long?” “since march” 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1412 Once again, Mary did not get the Elevator Fire Mosh Pit Day memo and arrives wearing heels ." 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1413 I don't think it's going up anytime soon. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1414 OMG, it's the Woman Scorned! 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
1415 Don't push "Sub-Basement!" 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1416 Could you push the "up" button? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1417 Can you ask them to please turn off the Muzak? 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
1418 Come on in for one hell of a ride! 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1419 Sorry, Jan, we started without you. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1420 Lady, you crossed that threshold a long time ago. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1421 We are relocating. Hell is being renovated. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1422 Karen I wasn't joking, working in accounting is literally hell. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1423 Turns out you don't have to rot in hell. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1424 Are you the Editor in Chief? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1425 Don't worry, it's a dry heat. 1.3191 0.04861 141 106 26 9
1426 Turns out button “H” is not a garage level. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1427 Circle 9½. ALL-CAPS USERS.” 1.3172 0.05243 145 112 20 13
1428 Wrong elevator lady, this one’s going down. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1429 ‘Excuse me, we were looking for the Devil’s advocate.’ 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1430 It’s ok, I’ll take the stairs. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1431 They said I’d go through hell for a promotion, but this isn’t what I imagined” 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1432 Well, they told us it wouldn’t be the same after 2020.” 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1433 “No face mask? Going down!” 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1434 Susan, will you put my ‘out of office on’”? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1435 It’s safe to come in, we’ve sanitized the elevator with fire.” 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1436 The client said our pitch was just smoke and mirrors but I really felt like we were on fire.” 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1437 I guess it can only go up from here. 1.3169 0.04165 142 109 25 8
1438 I will wait for the next one. I'm social distancing." 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1439 Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? 1.3169 0.05034 142 106 25 10
1440 You should see the L train." 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1441 I’ll get the next one - I want to go up in flames” 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1442 This elevator is for essential workers only.” 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
1443 Yeah, I see the fire, but where the heck is your face mask?” 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1444 I knew going back to work after quarantine was going to be hell, but... really?" 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1445 We might have room for one more. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1446 It's actually quite tolerable, except for the eternal Muzak. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1447 This is our punishment for inventing muzak. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1448 For the last time, there is NO highway to Hell. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1449 Please don't press the down button! 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1450 Limbo's on 13. This is express. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1451 We ran out of handbaskets. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1452 Just water for me. 1.3169 0.04399 142 101 37 4
1453 It makes no difference which button you press. As a lawyer, your future is with us. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1454 We could use some high water. 1.3169 0.04566 142 105 30 7
1455 Yes, we're being cooked al Dante! 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
1456 I'd recommend catching the next one. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1457 Y'all fired? 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1458 Linda's tragic typo: "In case of stairs, take fire elevator." 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1459 You should have pushed "Up"! 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1460 Watch your step. We're definitely going down. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1461 This new boss is really making the office a living hell. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1462 We were in purgatory until Todd pushed all the buttons at once 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1463 What warning sign? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1464 Thanks but I'll just wait for the next one. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1465 Oh sorry, thought I pushed the up button. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1466 Personally, I'd recommend the stairway to heaven 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1467 If I were you, I'd push the up button. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1468 I'm sorry, this car is just for investment bankers. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1469 Riding an elevator during a pandemic? Literally hell! 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1470 Didn't you all see the sign that said take the stairs in case of fire? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1471 Better wait for the next one, if you want to go up... might be an eternity before this one returns! 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
1472 I hear the stairway goes the other way. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1473 An old flames reunion. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1474 Let me guess, you missed your quarterly target. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1475 Wouldn’t you know it? The inspection certificate is post-dated. 1.3169 0.04883 142 108 24 10
1476 Don't let the fact that we are literally going down in flames influence your job search. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1477 Since your other options are global warming or the coronavirus, is a fire really so bad? 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1478 Hey lady, can you pass the marshmallows” 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1479 Lately, I have been burning more calories by taking the elevator. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1480 You wouldn’t happen to be the elevator inspector, would you?” 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1481 I guess I'll use the fire exit. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1482 The company's testing the new hell-avator. They signed up all the interns for this." 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1483 I didn’t realize how far down this elevator shaft goes.” 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1484 “That’s hell, right? Where’s Madoff?” 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1485 Dammit Karen, it was a figure of speech. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1486 Yes, this is a great place to work. Good luck with your interview.” 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
1487 I’m sorry, but this car is saved for those with good intentions. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1488 Abandon all hope, ye who press mezzanine 1.3165 0.04455 139 99 36 4
1489 It was this or high water. We've been thru Sandy already. 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
1490 Excuse me, we were told this is the seventh level. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1491 This is Dante’s .5 circle of hell, for people who criticize cartoon captions but never write one themselves. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1492 A tip: re-read the penalty section of your NDA. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
1493 Perhaps you're asking what the hell is going on? 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1494 Please tell the boss we promise never to park in his spot again! 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1495 Sorry, it was taco day in the cafeteria. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1496 Take the stairway to heaven instead. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1497 After 'worldwide pandemic' & 'killer hornets', you gotta agree that 'elevator door to hell' makes sense right about now." 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1498 Oh, you went with the green shoes today... really, Karen? With that blouse?” 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1499 "Guess I'm gonna take stairway to heaven." 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1500 Welcome to the Hellivator 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
1501 I thought we were already in hell, but it looks like we have one more floor to go. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1502 Quick, push the up button! 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1503 The up button doesn't always work for attorneys. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1504 Coming back up. They wouldn't accept this Administration. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
1505 We already achieved gender equality in here. Take the next one, doll. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1506 It's not all bad. Those who 'replied all' got sent to the mailroom." 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1507 Hell is other people” ~ Sartre 1.3143 0.05276 140 108 20 12
1508 Canada looking down at the United States 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1509 You might wanna take the stairs. 1.3143 0.05276 140 108 20 12
1510 I’ll just wait and catch it on the way up 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1511 Where did you think elevator music came from? 1.3143 0.05276 140 108 20 12
1512 We were fine till Fred got on. 1.3143 0.04710 140 105 27 8
1513 This is what happens when you give someone the shaft. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1514 I said "Light a fire under your team" metaphorically! 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1515 It's actually not so bad... except for the humidity." 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1516 There will be plenty of room in just a few minutes. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1517 Whatever you do, don't press the down button. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1518 Any of you have a dry cough? 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1519 Ah, I see Florida is back to work. I’ll wait. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1520 When I said all hell would break loose if we went back to work too soon, I didn’t mean it literally!” 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1521 Not to worry. It’s a dry heat. 1.3116 0.04339 138 98 37 3
1522 Cheryl knew in that moment, the “freedom” to return to normalcy came at too high a price. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1523 Oops! ....White House Elevator...? Ah, think I’ll take the next one...” 1.3116 0.05423 138 108 17 13
1524 This is a hell of a ride" 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1525 On second hand, I think I’ll stick with the glass ceiling.” 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1526 It’s not what it looks like...we’ve only been furloughed.” 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1527 I recommended you accept HR's offer of severance with a non-disclosure agreement. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1528 Are you the change management consultant? 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1529 I told you management was strict about social distancing.” 1.3111 0.05148 135 105 19 11
1530 We're protesting the stop, drop, and roll order" 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1531 Don’t worry! I hear elevator fires are no worse than the flu 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1532 We were given the shaft, then fired. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1533 Come right in. The coffee's still hot. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1534 We could really use your "hopes and prayers" right now. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1535 Well I’ll be damned... Veronica? How long has it been? 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1536 These new disinfectant measures are getting a bit extreme" 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
1537 On or off? I'm not holding the door forever. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1538 Up or down? Take a wild guess. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1539 Julie was shocked that her new office building contained Dante’s lesser known 8th FLOOR of hell. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1540 Looks like Finance is going down in a blaze of glory” 1.3088 0.04491 136 103 26 7
1541 The handbasket is out of service but the freight elevator works just as well.” 1.3088 0.04368 136 97 36 3
1542 Welcome to phase 2 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1543 It is what it is." 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1544 Not in those shoes sorry Ma’am” 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1545 Climbing the corporate shaft 1.3088 0.05374 136 106 18 12
1546 If all of you had had pants on during the zoom meeting. This would’ve never happened. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1547 Don’t tell us to get out! It’s our right to be here.” 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1548 Sorry Nancy, we can’t let you in. You voted to impeach. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1549 We are headed down. Way down.” 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
1550 Hey team, glad you could make it to this years non-essential employee barbecue.” 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1551 And they say the subway is hell!” 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
1552 Come on, it beats hot yoga.” 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1553 Keep it up, team. I’ll take the stairs.” 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
1554 You can cancel my 2 o clock, and my 3 o clock and my ..... 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1555 We’re just the parking violators. Net losses are two levels down. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1556 And Harvard business school promised up up up 1.3088 0.05374 136 106 18 12
1557 I'm a Democrat. Who are all of you? 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1558 Frankly, I miss the water cooler talk the most 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1559 Make room, I got fired too. 1.3088 0.04368 136 102 28 6
1560 We're all going down in flames. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1561 Lawyer? Take the express elevator. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1562 Welcome to middle management! 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
1563 Come on in, there’s no safe distancing in Hell! 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1564 Stop judging me, Sheila. You said I should meet other people. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1565 Can you press "forgiven?" 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1566 I'm sorry, this is the express for Circle Four: Greed 1.3088 0.05374 136 106 18 12
1567 Oh, the hell with it. I'll take the stairs. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1568 Better get the next one. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1569 I said we missed the floor, not we're a metaphor. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
1570 Believe me, it's no bed of roses up here either! 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1571 Wait, didn't I hit the Up button? 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1572 We're stuck between gluttony and greed. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1573 On second thought, I’m going up. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1574 Surprise! You've been fired! 1.3088 0.05475 136 107 16 13
1575 I didn’t know there were elevators in the White House. 1.3088 0.05374 136 106 18 12
1576 Do you still want that report by Friday? 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1577 I thought hell had a flexible work-from-home policy? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1578 “You guys go ahead. I’ll wait for the next one.” 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1579 That was autocorrect. I didn’t actually mean I hope my email finds you in hell. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
1580 wash your hands 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
1581 Thanks. I’ll take the window.” 1.3083 0.05565 133 105 15 13
1582 Susan envisions another trip to get help from IT 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1583 What in the hell are you doing down there? 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1584 It was either this or 5G” 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1585 Charlie is all grown up, but she still can’t resist the urge to use her powers against those who won’t hold the elevator for a woman in heels. 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1586 Going down to HR? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1587 I'm sorry, if you're names not Dante you're not coming in 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1588 But where are your masks?” 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1589 We decided that a Foam Party was the cleanest way to re-enter the work force.” 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1590 There’s always room for one more” 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1591 Sorry, executives only” 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1592 Actually, I would like to get back in.” 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1593 Still beats our 11:30 all-staff meetings with Ted. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1594 You’re being alarmist. We’ve had elevators for years.” 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1595 We are going down in flames and there’s definitely room for one more.” 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1596 Take back what you said Claire. For the love of God take it back. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1597 This is why most buildings don't have a 13th floor. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1598 Press "Up." 1.3083 0.05461 133 104 17 12
1599 You think you’re in hell? I’m stuck inside a New Yorker cartoon with tiny hoof feet . 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1600 You may want to take the stairs. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1601 It’s ok - it’s a dry heat. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1602 This is the hellevator. Going down! 1.3083 0.04551 133 98 30 5
1603 This is literally an elevator from hell. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1604 Relax. It’s dry heat 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1605 Trump said it would magically disappear. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1606 At least the building is rent controlled. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1607 Alright, who pressed 13? 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1608 Going Down?" "Hell Yes!! 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1609 Believe it or not, we were sent up here for punishment. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1610 The stairway to heaven is on the left. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1611 Also, I farted in here... 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1612 You might want to think twice before padding that expense report. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1613 We weren’t wearing masks. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1614 Despite the horror her desire to socially connect was overwhelming. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1615 No, lady, we are not going up. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1616 When Nancy heard that some of her coworkers had gotten the shaft, this wasn't what she expected. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1617 It's still better than taking the stairs." 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1618 This doesn’t look like enough social distancing” 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
1619 No, going down. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
1620 Touching the down arrow without hand sanitizer is the least of your concerns. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1621 Someone pushed H. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1622 And you think the glass ceiling is a problem! 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1623 I wouldn't hit the down button if I were you 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
1624 You obviously hit the down button more than once. 1.3066 0.04755 137 104 25 8
1625 It's a helluva elevator speech. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1626 We’re going to have to revise our findings on the flashpoint of hand sanitizer” 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1627 I thought you said seventh circle 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1628 Out of the frying pan” 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1629 Yeah, this one isn't a drill... Take the stairs 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1630 I'm warning you, don't go below the basement. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1631 Great. Now I have to walk down seven flights of stairs in heels. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1632 Well you are the people that voted for Trump. What do you expect? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1633 We thought the boiler was malfunctioning, but it turns out Hell was only a half floor below. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1634 It looks like you all have had a day straight out of hell! 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1635 This is the no social distancing car" 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1636 So how long have you guys been in quarantine? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1637 Now that's an easy short cut to hell. 1.3060 0.04584 134 100 28 6
1638 Told you it was hell taking the elevator... 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1639 I knew I should have worked from home. You're not even wearing masks." 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1640 Hell? This is a law firm, your stop is one floor up. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1641 This is why I wanted to work from home” 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1642 Essential Workers Only. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1643 Trump just asked me to be his running mate 1.3053 0.05620 131 104 14 13
1644 What do the Hellevator and the economy have in common? They’re goin down.” 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1645 I thought it was a stairway to hell. This is a lot more convenient. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1646 This is what happens when you press down too many times. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1647 We don’t worry about social distancing where you are going. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1648 The next time someone says 'go to hell', take it seriously! 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1649 Don’t worry, Karen, my lawyer is all over this. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1650 This is the fright elevator. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1651 oh dear, Trump darling. But you remember you cut OSHA when you slashed EPA 1.3053 0.04710 131 101 22 8
1652 We're not practicing self distancing. You may want to wait for the next one. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1653 Fifth floor must be Greed! 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1654 This is a private elevator for lawyers only. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
1655 Hot air rises, Karen. You'll be fine." 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1656 I've just gotta ask … why does your left eye look like a small penis? 1.3037 0.05491 135 107 15 13
1657 Going down I figure. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1658 “It’s okay ma’am, we’re interns.” 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1659 So... does the Devil actually wear Prada?” 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1660 Oh my God ,how much lysol have i inhaled? 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1661 It’s okay, none of us are wearing masks either. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1662 Are you attending anger management training too?” 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1663 So this is what they mean by "problematic". 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1664 God looking down on 2020 1.3030 0.04680 132 102 22 8
1665 It's not what it looks like." 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1666 When I said “building full of hotties,” this isn’t what I meant, 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1667 Welcome back to work. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1668 "This is our new disinfectant. Kills all those viruses instantly. Like magic." 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1669 It's a living hell in here" 1.3030 0.05371 132 103 18 11
1670 i was wondering where all the people without masks were going” 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1671 Its fine, this is still better than 2020 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1672 Is this where the President’s latest task force is meeting? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1673 Where in hell are you people going? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1674 Work from home or work from hell - vision 2020" 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1675 Every elevator in Trump Tower 1.3030 0.05262 132 101 20 10
1676 A burning issue has come up. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1677 And I thought I had a rough week.” 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1678 Going back to work will be literal hell 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1679 Mark, when I said we’d prepare to go down in flames I didn’t mean... 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1680 Thanks Dave, but I’ll just take the stairs 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1681 No, we're used to that. The problem is that we're stuck between floors. 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1682 I'd wait for one going up. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1683 You're cancelling our fire insurance? We didn't file a claim yet. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1684 Honey, I can explain later why I am shirtless. For now please call 911! 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1685 We forgot out face masks 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1686 Like hell I’m getting in this elevator without a mask. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1687 You seem like a nice lady, why don't you take the stairs? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1688 Once you get in it's actually quite pleasant. 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1689 I think I’ll just take the corporate ladder” 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1690 Umm, thanks, I'll take the next one. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1691 I understand your confusion, but corporate lobbyists are on the 17th floor. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1692 This Elevator is going down Madam. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1693 Hi, we're the other people. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1694 Yes, down, but express 1.3030 0.05477 132 104 16 12
1695 Careful. The 'L' button stands for Lucifer. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1696 Can I bother you for a glass of water? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1697 Well, heat is supposed to kill the virus. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1698 This is worse than the tuba players 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1699 You might want to rethink the deal you just made 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1700 Lady, this elevator is going to hell! 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1701 The good news is we still have jobs. 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1702 Yeah, Nikki Haley got off too. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1703 Are you here to fix the sprinklers? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1704 I think I’ll wait for the next one” 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1705 “you may want to rethink that back to work order for another month...” 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1706 This is still better than helping my kid with geometry” 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1707 Oh sorry, you’re all going down in flames - I intend to go up in flames so I’ll wait for the next one!” 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1708 This one's pretty full. Might want to wait for the next one. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1709 “Big Pharma? Nope...You need to go up a floor. We’re going down to NRA.” 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1710 I'd rather take the stairway to heaven 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1711 Sorry, I didn’t have time to fire you all individually 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1712 Apparently there was a “no hand shaking” memo we all missed 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1713 ...I’ll just get the next one” 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1714 It’s definitely disinfected. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1715 We’re back to work but taking extreme disinfecting measures.” 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1716 This place sure has gone to hell 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1717 Karen realized with horror that she’d forgotten to wear deodorant to her first day at Hell Inc.” 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1718 You know what? It stills beats a Zoom meeting.” 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1719 Can I assume you’ve all been tested? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1720 Really? Violating elevator capacity is your biggest concern right now? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1721 It was this or another Zoom call. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1722 Karma. I told the boss, "Go to Hell." 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1723 You were right, this place is going to hell. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1724 Well I’ll actually be damned if I have to take the stairs. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1725 I hope you don’t have any important papers in that briefcase 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1726 Going all the way down, I see. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1727 Perkins, I still want that report by Friday. I am sure there are computers in hell. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1728 Uh, no. Purgatorio is one floor up. We’re just all going to hell here. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1729 Any chance you could make a Big Gulp run for us? 1.3023 0.04348 129 92 35 2
1730 Uh, no. We're not going up. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1731 It’s bigger than a hand basket. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1732 When I said, "You can all go to Hell," I didn't mean it literally. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1733 Another damnation that could have been an email. 1.3023 0.03984 129 97 28 4
1734 Before you get on, do you mind putting on a mask? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1735 No, actually this is Limbo. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1736 The current crop of New Yorker cartoonists has lost its subtlety! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1737 Purgatory's on four. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1738 I told you this company was going to Hell! 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1739 Oh, you don’t see your ex cause I’m standing on his shoulders. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1740 Yeah it's hot, but you get used to it. 1.3023 0.03984 129 97 28 4
1741 I'm sorry, this elevator only goes to the legal department. 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1742 No corner office, no personal hell...I quit. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1743 It's exactly what it looks like 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1744 I can see your hose from here !" 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1745 You're overdressed. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1746 Just take the next one.” 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
1747 Sheryl, I almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on! 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
1748 I’ll just wait for the next one, thanks 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1749 Are you another lawyer? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1750 ...And then I said, We are all in this together” 🤓 1.3000 0.04653 130 98 26 6
1751 My boss told me to go to Hell. 1.3000 0.04653 130 98 26 6
1752 Not another trial by fire! 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1753 Virus, hornets... now fire? I really thought God would be more creative with the next plague” 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1754 So, now you’re going to find out what happens if you push both buttons at the same time.” 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1755 I guess this is what happens when you don’t follow CDC guidelines 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1756 It looks bad, but you should see the stairs. 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1757 The president must have Tweeted that fire is a good alternative to disinfectant. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1758 What the hell's going on?" 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1759 Global Warming is everywhere these days. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1760 We may have been a little persistent in pushing that down button... 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1761 I told you we should start taking temperatures before letting anyone in the office.” 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1762 This can't be right, I've got an MBA. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1763 Yes. We’re going up. Our charges were dropped. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1764 No, seriously. The boss said I was on fire today. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1765 It turns out all the religions are wrong. God is the boss from Dilbert and, lady, he is fucking pissed. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1766 At least someone’s looking hot today. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1767 Even if you’ve been good your whole life, never press all the buttons. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1768 We're trying the White House's new recommendation for COVID-19 therapies. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1769 You forgot the marshmallows? 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1770 It’s o.k. The president told us that he had it under control! 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1771 I guess you could say we got the shaft. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1772 Unfortunately for you, there is no “next one”... 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1773 Being stuck and burning would be bad enough, but the Muzak is all Abba. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1774 Yeah, it's Hell, but it kills the virus! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1775 Come on in, no social distancing down here. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1776 Thank god, you've brought marshmallows! 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1777 Sorry. It’s eight riders tops, and we’ve already got multitudes. 1.2992 0.05039 127 95 24 7
1778 On the plus side, all your colleagues are here. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1779 It was either this or the stairs. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1780 If you’re here for your exit interview, you’re overdressed. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1781 Going down only. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1782 No, really, there’s room for one more” 1.2985 0.04107 134 100 30 4
1783 Sorry. Wrong floor. I wasn’t looking for accounting. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1784 The PPE still hasn't come. 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1785 Great !!! A perfect ending to a "hell of a day" 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1786 You here for the new 'feel the burn' class? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1787 Who knew the Rapture was fake news? 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1788 Are you a banker or lawyer? Or a member of Trump's cabinet? 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1789 It's windowless, prone to spontaneous bouts of fire, and I share a bedroom with 4 other roommates, but hey--at least I can finally afford the midtown rent prices with my stimulus check! 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1790 Geez, mister Trump's properties have sure gone downhill since he made that last deal with the devil. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1791 Is it Take Your Demon to work day already? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1792 I’m trying to get to the fifth circle of hell actually.” 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1793 Does Harvey Weinstein live on this floor? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1794 No, accounts payable is on the 16th floor. We're in legal services. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1795 We're going to hell. Lingerie is on the third floor. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1796 Can you press 'Down'? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1797 Turns out this job really is hell. 1.2969 0.05361 128 100 18 10
1798 Nothing to see here, Margaret.” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1799 The creative team was literally on fire today." 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1800 C’mon in. The fire’s fine! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1801 This is the only one working." 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1802 We missed the deadline." 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1803 The boss really meant it when she said we got fired...” 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1804 Now that’s an exit strategy 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1805 I think you’re taking the whole Devil’s Advocate thing a little too far.” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1806 To be fair, we did hit "Reply all" 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1807 Everybody Jump” 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1808 I thought the fire was just an empty threat to get us to self-isolate! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1809 It was this or staying at home.” 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1810 We are waiting for hell to freeze over or Trump to deliver a clear response to the pandemic. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1811 Well, good morning to you too" 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1812 You’re really going to make me take the stairs in heals? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1813 Ah yes, you were protesting at the capital. There’s a special place for you here.” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1814 Sorry, I'm practicing social distancing" 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1815 What you’re seeing and hearing isn’t really happening. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1816 You just had to hit reply all on that last email. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1817 Sorry, I already have enough fires to put out at home” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1818 Injecting yourself with disinfectant may cause hallucinations. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1819 But the project deadline won't be postponed". 1.2960 0.04823 125 98 19 8
1820 THIS is the elevator sanitation device? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1821 Someone found the 13th floor.” 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1822 We don't get paid enough for this" 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1823 I’ll take the stairway to heaven.” 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1824 You guys must be from accounting” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1825 Stairs it is! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1826 Dante was mistaken. There’s a 10th circle: people who make small talk in elevators. 1.2960 0.05568 125 99 15 11
1827 I'll take the stairs...thanks. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1828 Which circle?” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1829 This elevator is for the Oval Office only, use the next one. I beg of you. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1830 oh, I didn't vote for Trump, so, I guess I'll take the next one" 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1831 Once you get past the eternal damnation part, it’s really just like living in Las Vegas!” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1832 In 2020, hell comes to you... 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1833 on the bright side, heat kills the virus 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1834 Going down, or up in flames?” 1.2960 0.05331 125 96 19 9
1835 No more than 4 to an elevator 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1836 But on the plus side, the curve is flattening.” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1837 We chose this over working from home one more day" 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1838 Get in Helen, we’re goin’ to corporate” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1839 This place is hell. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1840 Going Dante? 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1841 It's been a hellofa week at the office. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1842 We just finished the Republican caucus. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1843 There’s been a severe shortage of handbaskets since 2016. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1844 Told you all this place was going down in flames 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1845 We're Science deniers - Live Pagen! Die Pagen! 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1846 Masks are optional. 1.2960 0.05208 125 93 21 8
1847 Sorry, you have to bring your own hand basket. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1848 This one is stuck eternally. The next one should be free. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1849 Re-open the U.S. amid a pandemic and always take the elevator during a fire. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1850 We are going down in flames, next elevator is up in smoke. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1851 I may be late for the meeting. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1852 Trust me, you don’t want to work here 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1853 No, this is sixth, Heresy. Greed is on four. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1854 This is what happens when you don't take social distancing seriously. 1.2960 0.05568 125 99 15 11
1855 We told you this was a hell of a place to work. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1856 Need you ask? 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1857 For Heaven you have to use the stairway." 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1858 You should use the fire exit! 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1859 Sure it’s a little warm, but the basement bargains are to die for. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1860 Hurry! If you jump you can go straight to hell with the rest of us. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1861 Tell Human Resources that the "Ethics Tutorial" has some problems. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1862 We're the company hotshots. The whiz kids are in the bathroom. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1863 I thought they were going to drain the swamp. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1864 It might look bad, but the elevator is running about as well as everything else right now. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1865 If you can't stand the heat, don't take the Hellevator. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1866 I pressed UP, not DOWN 1.2960 0.03939 125 96 25 4
1867 Janet, what did you think happened when told us to go to hell? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1868 Didn't anybody tell you? We've been fired. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1869 Hey, you guys are from Dewey, Birnam and Howe right? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1870 Don’t worry guys, I’ll catch the next one. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1871 Don’t bother applying. They’re firing everybody. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1872 Purgatory is up one. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1873 Don't worry. It's just a laundry chute. Throw in the briefcase. We'll clean your money once we get down there. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1874 They sent us out to work from home. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1875 Eventually everybody goes down. Even upper management. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1876 Have we made it, is this the executive floor? 1.2960 0.05208 125 95 21 8
1877 Is this floor 666? 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1878 Never fails, when I want to go up the only elevator is going down. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1879 Handbaskets, top floor, lady. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1880 I know, but the stairway had locusts. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1881 I recommend that you take the stairs. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1882 Jury duty. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1883 Fire hurts, Karen, but feeling left out hurts more. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1884 We're not going down.We're stuck in limbo. 1.2960 0.04403 125 90 33 2
1885 It was either this, or wear masks. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1886 Sure, but this is the first meeting in months where we’re all wearing pants.” 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1887 this way of disinfecting the lift is not working” 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1888 But are you six feet apart 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1889 Heaven can wait 🔥👹 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1890 would you mind catching the next one? it’s kind of a bad time. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1891 Thank you for calling the unemployment claims hotline, please hold 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1892 Hell is other people in a broken elevator." 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1893 We look forward to serving you again at The Purgatory" 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1894 We hit reply all to company-wide emails 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1895 We could climb out, but I worry the cure might be worse than the disease.” 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1896 The flaming lift is stuck again... 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1897 We didn’t social distance” 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1898 The Staircase to Heaven was blocked off”. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1899 He doesn't believe in masks or social distancing. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1900 Trust me, you want the Stairway to Heaven, around to the left! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1901 On reflection, taking the pay cut was the right choice for Karen. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1902 It’s clothing optional and no carry-on luggage allowed. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1903 I suggest you do not go down. 1.2951 0.05294 122 99 12 11
1904 Welcome Back! Working from the Office is the new Hell! 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1905 If you think this is bad you should see the accounting wing 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1906 Social distancing, injecting bleach, or disinfection with fire!? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1907 It was either this or the board meeting. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1908 When they said a corporation would take my soul I thought it’d be more subtle. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1909 This isn't going to help you deal with your fear of elevators, is it? 1.2951 0.04610 122 94 22 6
1910 "Floor Six, Hell. Awkward small talk, uncomfortable glances, and someone who ate Mexican last night . 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1911 Oh, so you're like FIRED fired. 1.2951 0.04683 122 92 25 5
1912 Bad mistake. We pushed the pentagram instead of the penthouse button. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1913 It may be Hell, but it's a welcome respite from work. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1914 Yep, this is the express.. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1915 Come on, all of Wall Street is working from home. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1916 Doesn't look like you've been fired yet. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1917 Changed my mind. I will stay here in purgatory 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1918 Is this the 13th floor?. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1919 Can you get maintenance? The fire button just controls temperature 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1920 The H didn't stand for Hall. 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1921 That's OK, I'll catch it on the way up. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1922 Come on down, we're with the Trump Administration. 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1923 You said it was a furlough 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1924 Trust me. Wait for the next one. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1925 I see you are here for your interview with Dante. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1926 Fast, jump in, the next one is your boss with coffee breath. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1927 There will be plenty of room on the return trip. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1928 This is for lawyers – CPA's are on the next car. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1929 Welcome to Accounting 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1930 I thought hell would freeze over before I had to return to the office...lost that bet.” 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1931 You go ahead. I’m going up.” 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1932 We expect it to freeze over any minute” 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1933 The difference between me and you is that I’m on fire. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1934 Burnout in a workplace 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1935 So, Miss Bonnie ... we always thought you were so ... perfect. 1.2937 0.03575 126 96 27 3
1936 No, this is the express elevator to the DMV. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1937 This elevator only goes down to hell or high water. Take the other one to reach fire and brimstone. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
1938 But you promised to follow me anywhere. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1939 Great presentation! You guys were on fire today! 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1940 I’d like to file an appeal if it’s not too late. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1941 We got on in hell and the damned thing just kept going up. 1.2937 0.03201 126 99 23 4
1942 You're going in those shoes? 1.2937 0.04517 126 92 31 3
1943 And suddenly Beth realized how cool the view from the top really was. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1944 We're going to The Bad Place." 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1945 «Hey Rachel, fire drill today.» 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1946 Don’t forget your hand sanitizer” 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1947 M’am, either jump in to go down in flames or take the stairway to heaven.” 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1948 Oh great, who decided Hades should be in charge of maintenance again?” 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1949 Are those Louboutins? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1950 Yeah, He’s officially rounding up all the Republicans 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1951 I knew going back to work was going to be hell." 1.2927 0.04792 123 94 23 6
1952 What happened to the gates?” 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1953 “If you press the emergency button you better mean it” 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1954 So, can I expect that by end of day?” 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1955 You couldn't press up, could you? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1956 What happens to people who try to leave work early. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1957 We’ve reached the 9th level of Hell, legal department! 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1958 Well, guess there’s no where to go but up” 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1959 I'll wait for the next one, thanks. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1960 May I recommend the stairway to heaven? 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1961 It was this or get investigated by Ronan Farrow. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1962 You must be here for the Board meeting. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1963 Guess I'll just take the stairs 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1964 Oops, I must have pressed the down button a few too many times! 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1965 Psst... they're firing everyone, take the fire escape. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1966 Would you mind making a beer run? 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1967 Shall I send your mother your regards? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1968 This that special place you've heard is reserved for micromanagers. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1969 Sorry Cheryl, only real nudists allowed at the elevator meringue party! 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1970 Hold the door for me please! 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1971 We're having a fire drill. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1972 In case of fire, take stairs 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1973 We were all fired” 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1974 Purgatory: inconvenience or ignoring social distancing guidelines 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1975 Good luck with your interview. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1976 The stairway to heaven is nonsmoking. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1977 No, the gates to hell are over there. This is just the elevator to the costumer support Center. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1978 What are you staring at? 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1979 This is why you don’t take the elevator when it says out of order.” 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1980 Does it spark joy? 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1981 I’ll tell you what I told Dante - you’re looking for the 9th Floor in Building C. This is Building A.” 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1982 Sorry, Susan. This elevator is just for lawyers. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1983 Where in Hell do you think we’re going? 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1984 It looks worse than it is. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1985 No thanks. I’ll take the next one. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1986 Which floor is the pool on? 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1987 Betsy DeVos meets with public school students 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1988 Well it appears Dante forgot to mention this circle of Hell. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1989 It's a hell-of a ride. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1990 Don't forget to wash your hands. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1991 How much worse can it be? 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1992 We all just got fired 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1993 I warned you. Don't criticize the President. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1994 Hey Karen, there's plenty of room if you want to join us! We'll be seeing you down here anyway. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1995 See ya! We are going down in flames! 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
1996 The trick is to lean into it. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1997 Everybody, this is Beth, our new associate. She just passed the Bar! 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1998 I thought I pressed UP 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1999 . “Hellivator.” 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2000 On second thought, maybe I’ll take the stairs” 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2001 I'll just take the next one 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2002 Hell is other people in an elevator. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2003 No, the highway to hell is outside. This is the elevator to an in person meeting that could just have been an email. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2004 I guess I’ll take the stairs 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2005 Dante’s Tenth Floor 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2006 The CEO asked if we could take the heat for him. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2007 This elevator is for Executives Only" 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2008 I thought it would be funny to press all the buttons at once...” 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2009 We're waiting to see if our fire tests come back positive" 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2010 This is why I don't trust elevators that say the safety certificate is located at the front desk 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2011 Just another Monday! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2012 Yes, this is Dante’s Inferno, but lobbyists for big oil check in on floor five.” 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2013 We’ve decided to go in another direction. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2014 HR was also put in charge of sanitizing the building 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2015 Did anyone else forget to wear deodorant?!” 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2016 You must be new here." 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2017 The elevator is now the preferred means of travel instead of the highway as part of Hell’s renewed focus on sustainability in 2020” 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2018 Did you bring the bleach?” 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2019 The stairway to heaven is the door on your right” 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2020 Eve, thank GOD it's you... 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2021 This is the elevator to eternal damnation, you want the elevator to the right” 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2022 Hell is more of a journey than a destination." 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2023 I’ll stay here... Trump is down there for sure! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2024 Oh hi Karen, well yes, it turns out the Good Intentions path was this elevator all along”. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2025 We hear you made partner!" 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2026 That was one hot elevator pitch. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2027 But, hey, at least we’re all in this together” 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2028 Sandra join us it’s the new cleanse for the virus, 10 minutes is all you need” 1.2893 0.04758 121 89 27 4
2029 Might wanna wait for the next car” 1.2893 0.04055 121 93 24 4
2030 you guys go ahead, I’ll take the stairs 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2031 There is no elevator to hell. You have to take the corporate ladder. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2032 The coronavirus measures have been taken up a notch" 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2033 No, no, don’t worry. I’ll take the next one, what with social distancing and all.” 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2034 Oh, we can make room.” 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2035 Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2036 The heat, generally speaking, kills this kind of virus. So that would be a good thing. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2037 After the elevator got stuck halfway, I busted out the whipped cream. Things got weird after that." 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2038 The liberals say the social elevator is broken, so we are proving them wrong” 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2039 Hell is outsourcing torture in light of social distancing.” 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2040 No, no thanks, I’ll keep going down. I’d prefer not to hear another WhiteHouse press briefing.” 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2041 Now that’s a hot flash! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2042 So that’s level B” 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2043 I called for help but all the firefighters have a cough.” 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2044 I was going to use the stairs anyways 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2045 Don't take this one--someone pressed all the buttons. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2046 It’s not that bad. The cafeteria serves beer on Fridays. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2047 We've come to account for our sins. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2048 We're the new interns. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2049 If I were you, I wouldn't press H 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2050 Get the hell out of here, Janet! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2051 The devil made us do it 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2052 Does this floor have an ice machine? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2053 Actually, we don't mind the occasional draft 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2054 This is what happens when they don’t skip the 13th floor. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2055 When they told me half the staff would be fired, I didn't think it would be this bad 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2056 Don’t worry, it cools off around the seventh circle. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2057 Beware of the credit default swap. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2058 Push the UP button! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2059 It's cooler in the back. 1.2893 0.04901 121 90 25 5
2060 I should've worked from home. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2061 Well, it sure isn't the stairway to heaven. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2062 Seriously? Does it look like we're going up? 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2063 Tell Frank his reservations about a new performance evaluation program were valid. 1.2893 0.05040 121 94 20 7
2064 You guys really got the shaft! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2065 For being in an elevator and not staying six feet apart. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2066 Going down...eternally! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2067 I wish I could say ‘up’ 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2068 Karen knew the pandemic was bad when the tax department became a regular part of her erotic fantasies 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2069 Essential workers. Thanks for asking. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2070 We're full. 1.2893 0.04459 121 88 31 2
2071 1) The sign clearly said: in case of fire do not use the elevator.2 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2072 Welcome to the first circle of hell. Limbo. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2073 Please take the stairs in the event of a fire. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2074 I know what you're thinking, this is not social distancing! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2075 Sorry, yes, going down. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2076 Task Force finale by Goethe 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2077 We only stop for lawyers. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2078 I think I’m gonna take the stairs. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2079 7th Floor; Hades Lingerie 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2080 How far down does this elevator go? 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2081 I guess I'll take the stairway to Heaven. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2082 HR's on the fourth floor; we're headed down to legal. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2083 Don’t worry! The heat protects against the virus. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2084 No, purgatory is the car to your right. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2085 When we wanted to go down, we had no idea! 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2086 It's not coming back up. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2087 The stairway to heaven might be slower, but in the long run you'll be happier. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2088 If you would be so kind to push the up button. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2089 Sure at first, but you get used to it. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2090 Don't keep hitting the button. Seriously. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2091 I know, I know. We're not doing a good job with social distancing. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2092 It's hell when the elevator stops mid-floor. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2093 You guys going down to Legal or HR? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2094 Can you take the next one? We’re going down in flames. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2095 No, this is Nestle. Facebook is even further down. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2096 I thought the stairs burned calories. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2097 P button is for purgatory, not parking. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2098 We're not all former Trump aides. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2099 I’d take the next one. Karen just pushed ALL the buttons, didn’t you Karen? 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2100 This hotel has really gone to hell. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2101 You're looking for the stairway to heaven? Back down the hall, first door to the left. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2102 Oh God, sorry wrong floor! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2103 I take it they denied my appeal? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2104 I knew building management was going to hell. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2105 It's not bad, but the alarm bell is really annoying. 1.2893 0.04611 121 94 21 6
2106 Actually, there is one floor below “lobby” 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2107 It's a theme party lift. Naked or KKK your choice. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2108 Got the shaft too? 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2109 HR calls it baptism by fire... 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2110 Any news on my request for a promotion? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2111 Jerry called. Our performance reviews are in. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2112 This doesn't go up. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2113 Myrna, when you said I was going straight to Hell, you weren’t kidding were you. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2114 This is the disservice elevator. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2115 Deb, before you get in, could you be a doll and hit the "Up" button? 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2116 I would definitely recommend the stairs. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2117 So it will take forever for the next car. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2118 Up, please. And water. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2119 There's a convenient satellite branch near every major law firm. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2120 It may look like hell, but there's no social distancing here! 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2121 Heaven? You need to take the stairway! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2122 No mask? No problem. Jump right in! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2123 Getting fired at trump tower is no joke 1.2893 0.05559 121 96 15 10
2124 It's called middle management. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2125 Yes, we are going down. Why do you ask? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2126 We've got two criminal attorneys, Barb was Family Law and Bill here did Corporate. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2127 Is this floor 2019? No, sorry, this is floor 2020. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2128 Careful, the slope is slippery. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2129 When they said "heat rises," this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.2891 0.04979 128 97 23 7
2130 You gotta take elevators 9 or 10 to get to the seventh circle. These only go to circles one through four. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2131 It's okay, I'll wait" 1.2881 0.05658 118 94 14 10
2132 Oh, don’t worry, we chose to be in here. It seemed more pleasant than trying to survive 2020 right now. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2133 A visual representation of entering a zoom call 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2134 I guess I'll save my elevator pitch for later." 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
2135 You might want to wait for the next one.” 1.2881 0.04754 118 95 15 8
2136 Are you staring up my skirt, Mark?! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2137 Is this what Dante meant?” 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2138 You want legal? Same floor 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2139 You need to take the stairway if you are looking to get into heaven.. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2140 Uhh, they told us this was part of the reopening plan.” 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2141 Close the door Karen, you’re letting out all the hot air!” 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2142 The waiting room is full. 1.2881 0.04520 118 86 30 2
2143 Welcome to floor 2020 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2144 Opposite Day: In case of fire, use elevator” @layla_rona 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2145 I knew I’d go there one day, but I never thought it would come to me first” 😜 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2146 Can you please tell Johnson I’m not going to make his three o’clock. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2147 I told them hand sanitizer is INflammable...is Mary Norris on this floor?” 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2148 Hey Jill, squeeze on in.” 1.2881 0.00851 118 94 24 0
2149 It’s fine, we’re just disinfecting ourselves. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
2150 You got furloughed too, Janet? Hop in, we’re all headed to HR.” 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2151 We’re not on fire. You’re on fire.” 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2152 Maybe you should take the stairs. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2153 Trump Tower - MTV Cribs episode. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2154 “Too soon” 1.2881 0.04357 118 90 24 4
2155 ....And here I thought I was already in hell. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2156 Better wait for the next one 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2157 Hot? Yes, but on the plus side there are no social distancing requirements.” 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2158 Unless you're going to "L", I'd wait for another car. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
2159 And you thought taking the stairs was hell? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2160 Sorry, no room. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2161 Thank God I'm going up. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2162 Can you call maintenance? 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
2163 This is the local. It stops at all nine levels. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
2164 Hi Mary, welcome to the Board of Directors meeting, sorry for the sulfur smell. 1.2881 0.04977 118 88 24 5
2165 This is what happens to lazy people. I am gonna take the stairs. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2166 Let me guess, lawyer? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2167 Looking for the Kock Industry offices? Hop in! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2168 This is for CEO's only. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2169 Sorry, I'm just not dressed for it 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2170 Beats all those Zoom meetings. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2171 Ma’am, this is only purgatory. We should be back up soon. ! 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2172 You'd be better off using the stairs. 1.2881 0.04520 118 86 30 2
2173 Welcome to the 1%! Going down? 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2174 You might consider waiting for the next one. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
2175 THIS IS PR, HR IS ON THE 5TH FLOOR MA'AM 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 23 5
2176 This, or another day at home. Give me a minute. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2177 I'd suggest waiting for the next one. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2178 Stand six feet away! 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2179 Social distancing is Hell. 1.2881 0.03919 118 90 25 3
2180 You’re in the right place. We’ve recently replaced the seven gates with the elevators. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2181 It doesn't go up. We tried. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2182 It's business class hell. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2183 Come on in - at least its safe here - the heat kills the virus 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2184 Oh, so this is the building where hell on earth is. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2185 Where is Trump? 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2186 Going down actually... 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2187 I wish! No, we're going down. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2188 There’s a case of bottled water on the table behind you — would you mind? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2189 Nah, women’s wear is on 3 1.2881 0.04977 118 88 24 5
2190 'Just to see what's down there,' is NOT reason enough to press B. 1.2881 0.04830 118 93 18 7
2191 The hellivator is broken again. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2192 Come on in, there's room. There's always room. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2193 Apparently the penthouse is heaven. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2194 Taking the stairs only burns calories. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2195 OK Governor I’ll stay at home! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2196 I’d take the stairs if I were you” 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2197 Does this mean the 10 o’clock meeting is canceled? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2198 Furloughed, fired...what’s the difference? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2199 I really thought this would have been a hand-basket.” 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2200 It was at that moment Susan decided a career change might be good for her.” 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2201 Well, you could take the next car, but I doubt you’ll find anyone as hot as me in there. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2202 So uhh... how bout them knicks?” 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2203 I gather this is the fire exit? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2204 Our company has a strict firewall. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2205 Is it only Monday? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2206 Are you Trump's newest attorney? Welcome to the Trump Administration! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2207 Can you call Harold? We're supposed to be in Purgatory by 3:00 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
2208 Didn’t anyone tell you? New York is hell right now. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2209 Facebook or Google? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2210 I think you want the other one. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2211 You probably thought the commute was hell. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
2212 Sorry, we're going down in flames, not up. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2213 Get back to work or they'll fire you too! 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2214 Now that you're on staff you can forget what they told you when they hired you 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
2215 Hey, do you think we look HOT? 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
2216 No, the other elevator bank is for Circles 1 through 5. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
2217 It’s important that we try to maintain business as usual during these trying times.” 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2218 I knew I should have continued working from home 1.2857 0.04488 119 92 22 5
2219 Hell of a way to start a Tuesday...” 1.2857 0.04644 119 87 28 3
2220 Tell me again how my fear of buildings with a 13th floor is a 'silly superstition', Diane!" 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2221 How to make a killer elevator pitch 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2222 Hop in, there's room." 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2223 Karen, could you let everyone in the conference room know we'll be a minute?" 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2224 My sons third grade math was way harder than this 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2225 „Did you hear? There‘s a fire in the elevator.“ 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2226 Oh yeah, we’re going down. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2227 The 13th floor isn't missing anymore. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2228 Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Or take the stairs. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2229 Oh! I thought I was already there. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2230 Lois, we can take it up with HR later this afternoon, but right now I really need you to pee on me. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2231 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2232 Oh, a Covfefe of Covidiots, thanks but I'll take the next elevator. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2233 We can always make room for one more. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2234 We just got audited. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2235 Hey guys, how’s it going in the Drug Pricing department? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
2236 Orientation? No, you want H.R. on the floor above. This is the Legal Dept. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2237 Up to the Seventh Circle? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2238 that's ok, I'll get the next one! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2239 I thought I was already in hell.” 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2240 Uhhh...well yeah...going down. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2241 Good Lord, It’s My old flame 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2242 Looks like fun but I'll wait for the next elevator. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2243 Do you have any toilet paper in your bag? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2244 The lyin', loser Fire Department told us to use the stairs! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2245 Marshmallow whip. What did you think it was? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2246 Thank you but I'm going up! 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2247 Abandon all hope as we head down to accounting. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2248 Please call maintenance; we're stuck between Heaven and Hell. 1.2845 0.05167 116 88 21 6
2249 Did you push the button for the hellevator? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2250 Elevator to Hell," Led Zepplin's less successful song 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2251 You don't look too hot yourself! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2252 So much for good intentions 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2253 Yeah my elevator pitch went down in flames. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2254 You either get 'Screams of the Damned' or 'The Girl from Ipanema.' 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2255 Please hit the UP button, for heaven’s sake! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2256 What do you mean,"Going up?"? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2257 This is going to be one hell of a ride ! 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2258 Hey Susie. What’s up?” 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2259 Did you receive your essential employee pay? . 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2260 You are just being sarcastic, right?! 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2261 Karen regretted not taking the Stairway to Heaven 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2262 President Trump thanks you for your continued support. Signed MAGA hats are waiting for you in the lobby” 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2263 An adhoc meeting of the court evangelicals. 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
2264 Neither the place, nor the time, Gary!” 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2265 Well get in, it can't be any worse" 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2266 Sorry, this is the elevator for the IT Department 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2267 What do you get when you put a bunch of political leaders in an elevator?” 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
2268 ‘FREE AMERICA NOW’ 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2269 “Should I get HR?” 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2270 Now do you believe in Global Warming??! 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2271 I think I’ll take the stairway to heaven instead. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2272 Ooops....wrong floor. We wanted B666. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2273 Don't work here. 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
2274 Fired? Well, first we got shafted. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2275 Honest Inspector, we are 6 degrees of separation. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2276 Oh, I can see this one is going down. I was going up. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2277 Ms. Johnson, being an executive means making sacrifices. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2278 Well hell.... 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2279 Yes Marge, this is your personal hell, and where's your mask? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2280 Still better than the stairs in these heels. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2281 Can you call building maintenance? My cell phone has overheated. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2282 Are you a Karen? We're currently only accepting Karens. You look like a Karen. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2283 We've just been to hell and back. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2284 Being stuck between floors IS hell. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
2285 I guess none of my emails have been finding you well after all” 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2286 I was too lazy to take the stairway to heaven 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
2287 Oh wow! Hey everyone, Diane actually showed up!” 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2288 ‘We are all in this together’ 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2289 Before you panic, think about the economy” 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2290 Did you need a lawyer?" 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2291 I'd suggest the stairs 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2292 All I did was hit “send” on that Global Recipe Exchange email. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2293 « I didn’t mute my mic. » 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2294 The “down” button sticks sometimes. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2295 No, Thanks. I just came from there." 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2296 BOB! CALL MAINTENANCE THEY’RE BACK AGAIN” 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2297 This goes to the “reply all” floor 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2298 No, this is going to the 13th floor.” 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2299 Well, I guess I’ll take the strairs then” 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2300 Hey! Six feet apart!” 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2301 Honestly, it seems safer in here than out there 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2302 Wow, I know they said it was hell down on the fifth floor, but still" 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2303 I think I'll take the next one" 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2304 And that’s what hot flashes in quarantine look like! 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
2305 Hold it, David! That's Janet from HR. She's definitely getting on." 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2306 Up! Up! Push the up button! 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2307 THE OTHER ONE PLAYS MUZAK 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2308 Ma’am, could you please call maintenance? The hellevator seems to be stuck. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2309 If you want heaven, take the stairway. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2310 And you thought that meeting you just completed was hell. 1.2807 0.04580 114 84 28 2
2311 This car is reserved for insurance company lawyers. 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
2312 No, this elevator isn't going up. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2313 We should have pressed "door open" when someone was coming. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2314 Can I bother you for a cup of ice water? 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
2315 Our emergency preparedness drill is producing suboptimal results. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2316 There's hell to pay when someone pushes all the floor buttons 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2317 Lawyer? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2318 People in hell want escalators 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2319 Going down to the depths of hell - and you thought we were already there... 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2320 The woman I strangled has those same shoes. 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
2321 The alternative's overrated, too. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2322 the real torture is losing signal when the doors close. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2323 Did you even read my return to work plan? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2324 What really gets to me is the music. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2325 Guess we should have taken the Stairway to Heaven. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2326 Close the door, you're letting all the heat out! 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2327 Do you have the antibodies? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2328 You should take the stairway to heaven. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2329 Didn't make your sales quota? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2330 Dammit, can we just dispense with the exit interviews? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2331 We insisted on reclining our seats in the coach section of flights 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2332 Obviously you don't know your Led Zeppelin hits. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2333 Is THIS going to be covered by our health insurance?? 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2334 Do not under any circumstances press the "Down" button. 1.2807 0.04907 114 85 24 4
2335 We had to expand our space. For efficiency, though, we're just using Trump properties. 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
2336 It's that darn marshmallow sales lady again. 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
2337 Social distancer gone rogue 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2338 I suggest taking the Stairway to Heaven 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
2339 So this is where they keep the employees who reply all” 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2340 Are you with elevator maintenance by any chance. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
2341 Did my trainer put you up to this? 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2342 We called a meeting for something that should have been an email" 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
2343 Don’t forget your face mask” 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2344 I thought you would never show up. Take me away from this hell! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2345 Now that’s what I call going down in flames! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2346 How’d the meeting go?” 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2347 Did you wash your hands? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2348 Godot? 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2349 This is a hell of an elevator! 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
2350 How can I get any work done if I'm constantly putting out your fires? 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2351 This is where we were when they said to shelter in place. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2352 Take the stairs, the elevator doesn't have a fire exit. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2353 This is human resources. Billing is two floors down. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2354 Jump in, not social-distancing is required on the purgatory level. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2355 Would you mind throwing another log on? 1.2783 0.05024 115 87 22 5
2356 Believe me, social distancing is the least of your worries down here!" 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2357 I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2358 The PPP Loan Forgiveness Department is in the basement. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
2359 ‘I didn’t realize “fire sale” meant we set all of sales on fire’ 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
2360 Could you ask John to check the smoke detector? I think it's broken. 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
2361 We didn’t know you’d been made a partner. Congrats and welcome! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
2362 Miss, throw us some masks.” 1.2768 0.05262 112 86 19 6
2363 coming up, the place down there is freezing over 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2364 The stairway to heaven is to the right. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2365 It’s Performance Appraisal Day 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
2366 Another one! Welcome to our Fired Happy Hour! 1.2759 0.05819 116 95 10 11
2367 Oh good, I was worried I'd have to make small talk 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2368 I’m pretty sure this one is going down. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2369 Don't come in here. It's awkward. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2370 We all got fired... 1.2759 0.05556 116 93 14 9
2371 So you thought it was a hoax? Huh? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
2372 This could have been an email 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2373 Karen reconsidered elevating her complaint.” 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2374 So...see you at lunch then? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2375 There are more important things than living” Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 14 8
2376 They ran out of disinfectant spray so this is how they sanitize the elevators now” 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
2377 I told you we were getting the shaft, Sheila.” 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2378 Hell is a crowded elevator.” 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2379 Is this the elevator to Dante’s? - 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2380 These "take-the-stairs" campaigns are getting intense. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2381 He said it would kill the germs." 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2382 Are you headed to HR, too?” 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2383 It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear”, President reassures. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2384 “Kills 100% of all illness causing germs.” 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2385 Well, these beats a Trump presidency 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2386 Why in hell don’t you join us? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2387 Its only weird if you ask. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2388 What in the hell are you looking at? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2389 I won't be able to get that report out, Brenda. The Marketing Department has gone to Hell. 1.2743 0.04399 113 83 29 1
2390 This one only goes down. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2391 You really need to ask? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2392 Wow”, when I said “go to hell” I didn’t think you’d listen 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2393 In life, we never held the doors for anyone. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2394 This is the down elevator express. We only stop at floors with law firms. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2395 All hell broke loose the first Monday back 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2396 Trust me on this, you want to wait for the Up elevator. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2397 Came up for more Brimstone. 1.2743 0.05221 113 86 19 6
2398 Now we're protesting building safety inspections." 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2399 uh uhn, Susan, the hellelevator is for the laid off. The CEOs can take their golden parachutes out their windows. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2400 Hello Ms. Johnson. Are you ready for your first day in purchasing ? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2401 Yes, we would be interested in fire insurance. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2402 Sorry, but I told you about padding your expense reports. 1.2735 0.04562 117 90 23 4
2403 Welcome, the glass ceiling is gone 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2404 Watch your step. It's hell down here. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2405 No, you probably want the one on the right. This is the hell-evator. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2406 Worrisome, yes, but our hair isn't on fire about it. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
2407 when they said they were firing people to cut costs, this isn't what I expected 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2408 So what is exactly your exit strategy? 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2409 i’ll just take the stairway to heaven instead 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2410 This party lit or what? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2411 We’re going down. Obvi. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2412 Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2413 We're pitching to investors while burning through their cash - it's more honest and straight to the point." 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2414 I'll just take the stairway to heaven" 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2415 Floor 2020 please 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2416 Sorry, couples only." 1.2727 0.05763 110 89 12 9
2417 Oh your essential too?! Hop on!” 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2418 Handbaskets are soooo last week. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2419 Sorry, this one's full. Everyone seems to be going down today." 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2420 we opened too early 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2421 Oh, it's time to use a social ladder 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2422 No thanks. I am going up." 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2423 It’s not ideal. But hell is the only place that is coronavirus free right now. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2424 “Taking the stairs is unconstitutional” 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2425 Ugh, fire drill again. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2426 6ft apart 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2427 Oh hey, Nancy - don’t worry, it’s only a couple of floors and then everything’ll go back to normal.” 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2428 Senate returns to Capitol Hill amid coronavirus pandemic. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2429 Oh, MIT warned us: Reopening too soon could cause explosion of coronavirus! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2430 “I thought Hell’s Kitchen was just a district name..” 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2431 They did say come to work at your own risk” 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2432 it’s only up from here 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2433 Carla seemed confused about the expression “down in flames” until this week. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2434 „What are you waiting for, Mrs. Adler? If you really want to take your career to the next level, you’ll need to be willing to take the heat.“ 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2435 this makes sense now right?” 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2436 Whatever you just did--undo it. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2437 Hell hath no fury like a woman denied a seat on the Board of Directors for the umpteenth time 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2438 up or down in flames, Linda? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2439 As you can see, Trump elevators are the greatest elevators in the history of elevators. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2440 Heat rises but this is going down. 1.2727 0.05151 110 84 20 5
2441 Yeah, people are surprised that it's not at the center of the earth but right here in their office building elevator. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2442 The boss took the phrase 'you're fired' to a whole new level. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2443 Sorry, ma’am; occupancy by more than four sinners is dangerous and unlawful. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2444 We’re from marketing. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2445 We're all going to hell 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2446 They told us we were doing a helluva job. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2447 Save yourself! Change parties no-o-o-o-w! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2448 I suppose you thought you were leaving a Hell hole. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2449 We're going up in flames. 1.2727 0.05616 110 85 13 8
2450 You’re in the wrong tower for raising hell. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2451 Welcome to the special place in Hell for people who press the elevator call button when it’s already lit up.” 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2452 Down?" "No sorry, burning up, Ma'am! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2453 We do get health insurance. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2454 Tell Rudy I closed the deal... 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2455 It's hell out here, Sharon. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2456 We thought it sounded interesting to test bringing the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, before moving on to injecting disinfectants. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 15 7
2457 Yes...there's a special place in hell for those who refuse to sign birthday cards. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2458 For Heaven you need to take the stairway. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2459 Yes, we rejected Jesus too! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2460 Our NDAS prevent us telling you who we worked for. But it was trummmmmmp. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2461 For Betty, going to work was like hell. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2462 Ironically, I'm here for taking upskirt photos. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2463 The other elevator stops at high water. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2464 Quick, jump in! Danté will be here any minute - we yell ‘SURPRISE’ when the doors ping open.” 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2465 Sorry, I didn't vote for Trump. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2466 y'all should really be wearing masks, you know" 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2467 Oh, sorry, this elevator only goes down." 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2468 He's saying fire is the new bleach" 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2469 You know what? F it. I’m in. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2470 congrats, you’ve made it to the top of the corporate ladder. you’ve won an elevator ride down to hell. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2471 Wanna go up in flames or down in flames? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2472 Honestly, would jumping in here make your 2020 any worse than it already was? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2473 You are a tad overdressed . 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2474 You're going down with the President too? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2475 Backup Hillary, not your lift, this is the GOP express to, well, you know where... 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2476 It's just performance art. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2477 Better glass ceiling than eternal damnation... 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2478 Where's the fire escape? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2479 Hey Carol, could you let the president know that reservations are looking pretty full. However we do have a cosy two bed in the seventh circle, we’ll just need the down payment of souls completed by November.” 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
2480 Is this another one of those ‘re-open the economy’ protests?” 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2481 Going down in a blaze of glory” 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2482 Come on in. There’s always room for one more. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2483 It’s not any better out here” 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2484 Oh so *that’s* the alternative to glass ceilings” 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
2485 Hey, Susan, check out our new social distancing bubbles! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2486 We’re protesting for our freedom to NOT take stairs in case of fire.” 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2487 Maybe it’s too much to ask, but could you hold the door?” 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2488 This business is going down in flames. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2489 Basement level 4; Fire, Eternal Damnation, Women’s Shoes. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2490 We’re quite informal at Lawyers from Hell! 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
2491 And now she understood why the board of directors' office was in the basement. 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
2492 Yes, this is the down elevator! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2493 What the hell...Just get in!! 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2494 Feels like summer 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2495 That’s the least of our problems. We’ve got a couple talkers in here! 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2496 I guess that depends on your definition of hell. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2497 We didn't give strangers personal space, not even in the good times 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
2498 I'm sorry, but we're waiting for someone more diverse. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2499 I'll be the highest bidder's attorney. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2500 We failed social distancing 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2501 Come in !! We are on our way to Anti Lockdown protest.. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2502 Malkovich is back? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2503 And you thought work-from-home was hell 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2504 Essential or nonessential?” 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2505 Think I'll take the stairway to heaven..." 1.2703 0.05716 111 90 12 9
2506 It’s safe! The virus can’t survive fire!” 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2507 On second thought, don’t hold the elevator. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2508 Oh, that's ok, I'll wait for the next one. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2509 We heard that heat can destroy the corona virus 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2510 Come down. Lucifer doesn't make us wear masks OR social distance. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2511 "the sign says use STAIRS in case of fire" 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2512 We’re making America great again. 1.2703 0.05857 111 91 10 10
2513 Hell is elevator people 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2514 Sorry, this elevator is only for people who used to work in the West Wing. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2515 "We've been stuck here since someone pressed 666." 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2516 Sorry, going down. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2517 This is the legal department, Human Resources is one floor up. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2518 Excuse me, but don't you have a mask? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2519 Dante's special level of Hell for people who press the door close button when someone is coming. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
2520 The stairway to heaven's just down the hall. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2521 Definitely going DOWN. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2522 You've gotta take the stairway to heaven. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2523 Can you bring me an iced tea on your way back? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2524 Are you sure? It's hotter than hell in here! 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2525 Could you get the door?” 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2526 We were under the impression that bathing in a lake of fire kills the coronavirus.” 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2527 Careful, we all thought the ‘P’ was for Parking, but apparently it’s Purgatory” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2528 What the hell. Room for one more? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2529 Is this Project Management or HR? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2530 Does it look like we need any help?” 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2531 Hell, it’s hot in here!” 1.2685 0.00930 108 91 15 2
2532 Guess I'll take the stairs today 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2533 I thought they were sending a handbasket. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2534 When he said we’d all go down in flames, we took him literally but not seriously. Our bad.” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2535 Even in a pit of despair, there’s always a light’ 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 18 5
2536 Bathing suit optional 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2537 : “Are you the attorney we requested? We’d like to file a manufacturing defect class action.” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2538 Is this the executive elevator?” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2539 They say hell is other people. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2540 Hey Barb, you don’t happen to have a mask in that briefcase of yours?” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2541 Sorry Karen, we just don’t have room for your bullshit today.” 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2542 Come on in. We've all been tested for COVID-19 so you have nothing to worry about." 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2543 Well hello, Carol. Can we begin the budget meeting now? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2544 What are you looking at? This is what a great success story looks like." 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2545 Look, guys! Lucy was fired, too! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2546 Honestly Karen, we should not have played with it. Wear a mask. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2547 Damn it Brad, I told you this should’ve been a zoom call.” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2548 Don’t worry; this is all part of Phase 1.” 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2549 Is this one going up or down?” “Uh, neither. It’s stuck in the year 2020.” 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 22 3
2550 “This elevator music got us all fired up in here!” 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
2551 After you” 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2552 I’ll take the window. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2553 So we thought, what the heck, we might as well come up here." 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2554 But you got your stimulus checks, right?” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2555 It was at this moment that Janet realized she was on her way to the wrong “AA” meeting. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2556 Abandon all clothes, ye who enter here," 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2557 Let me know if I can get a haircut down there! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2558 ‘No, no, we’re actually on our way back up from meeting the board of directors’ 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2559 Going down. Level 4: Greed and avarice 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2560 It gets worse, no one in here is wearing a mask!” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2561 Would you like a wet wipe? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2562 We thought we’d try to burn off the virus before heading home to our loved ones” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2563 Why did I get dressed today? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2564 I guess they weren’t kidding about social distancing 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2565 This one enforces the weight capacity. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2566 Lower Level - Flames of Hell, Beelzebub and Old Nick. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2567 It's hell, lady, hell. But don't fret, purgatory should be right down. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2568 Come on in. Misery loves company. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2569 The other one has Muzak. We've got Little Richard. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2570 I'm going to Heaven, but it can't hurt to ride down with you first. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2571 Fine! I confess! I've lived a sinful life. Now will you please call the fire department? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2572 At least we can see our friends. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2573 Don’t worry about social distancing, we’re going down to hell anyway. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2574 We refused to engage in social distancing and now this...forever. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2575 We believe you are partnership material. Please think it over. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2576 Why no, it's not Hell. Why do you ask? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2577 ...And that concludes the end of our 'smokin' hot' elevator pitch. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2578 Closer than you think, Mary. Closer than you think. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2579 Yeah, you REALLY want to take the stairs. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2580 Come on in, you will be next anyway. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2581 Hey Karen, we have been to hell and back. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2582 You’ll want to mind the gap. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2583 My name is Louis Cypher I work for Dante Oil Futures 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2584 Is this the President's idea? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2585 This is where HR sent us, too. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2586 That's nice art on the elevator doors, but a bit disturbing. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2587 Come on in, we're just a zoom background 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2588 This elevator is lawyers only. You'll have to get the next one. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2589 Come in Carol, there is no virus here! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2590 For crying out loud, Esther. Lose the briefcase. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2591 Seriously? You're riding from the 2nd to the 1st floor? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2592 Dante's Intern-o 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2593 We didn't hold the door. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2594 Suddenly, the stairs are an attractive option. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2595 The other elevator has small talk. Take your pick! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2596 Well, you've heard of the stairway to heaven haven't you? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2597 You might want to lose the wool jacket. The level for lawyers is usually pretty toasty. 1.2685 0.04763 108 86 17 5
2598 Come on, we’re in this together. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2599 Why yes, I do remember you from third grade, Tommy. I guess there is an Old Testament God, after all. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2600 We didn't realize that Down meant waaaaay Down! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2601 The road to hell is paved with good inventions. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2602 We overused the word synergy out of context. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2603 I guess that’s why they tell you to take the stairs. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2604 Hi Sandy. You were right, this could have just been a Zoom meeting. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2605 Stand back, we're having a fire drill. 1.2685 0.05197 108 83 19 5
2606 At least it’s Friday, am I right? 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2607 Getting fired ain't what it used to be. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2608 Well, have you ever seen anyone go 'up' in flames? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2609 When the boss tells you to go STRAIGHT TO HELL watch out! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2610 Oh crap. Not again. 1.2672 0.04640 116 90 22 4
2611 Wow I need to get that zoom virtual background as well 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2612 On second thought I think I will take the stairs.. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2613 So I guess you’re all fired?” 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2614 Top management would like to express their eternal gratitudine for your essential work” 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2615 “Oh my god no masks!” 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2616 Are you my attorney? You’re late.” 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2617 Protesting to demand our rights to take the elevator even if its on fire! 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2618 Going down? I’ll wait for the next one 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2619 We were told that the virus doesn’t like open flames.” 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2620 One last thing: Next week lets do this over zoom 1.2667 0.05288 105 81 18 5
2621 Hey are we still on for lunch later?” 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2622 is this what really happens when you press all the buttons?” 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2623 This one’s only for employees who sold their souls to be here” 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2624 You're allowed to wear shoes, though walking on the coals is a lot easier with flats than with those heels. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2625 You might consider taking the steps." 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2626 This office party is on fire! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2627 I also couldn't resist pressing the 'down' button in the basement. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2628 Not so bad; it beats "shelter in place". 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2629 We sold our soul for a raise 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2630 Hell was getting too crowded, so they started renting the basements of Trump towers. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2631 Quick! Buy your Stairway to Heaven! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2632 This is the right one. The mask-wearers are in the other elevator heading up. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2633 New huh? This is the Hellevator, you'll want to use the doors to your right. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2634 You know when I'm in a tough spot like this I usually like to do some yoga to get my head right. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2635 Sorry, this is the express. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2636 Next stop, Hell, I mean Florida...” 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2637 So, are you also going down?" 1.2661 0.04447 109 81 27 1
2638 It’s just 2020, you get used to it after awhile.” 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2639 Lady, Hell is at an all new level these days 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2640 I think I’m a bit over-dressed. 1.2661 0.05777 109 89 11 9
2641 It’s ok, I’ll catch the next one” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2642 Do you have a glass of water? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2643 This elevator is going down. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2644 And here I was thinking you went to hell in a hand basket.” 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2645 I think I’ll just take the stairs.” 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2646 It isn't that bad, it's hotter in Houston" 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2647 Nah it’s ok— I’ll wait for the next one. I’m going to a different circle of hell anyways.” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2648 See, this is why we don’t have a 13th floor.” 1.2661 0.04351 109 88 16 5
2649 We went from corporate ladder to ecclesiastical shaft” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2650 Remember when our biggest fear was six more weeks of winter.” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2651 can you press 'up' for me?" 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2652 Is this the stop for the covid task force? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2653 Lucille always thought that when her time came she'd be on the elevator going up. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2654 Well, I guess that pitch went down in flames... 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2655 I can’t take the stairs in these heels!” 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2656 Corporate Ladder 2.0: Hellevator 1.2661 0.03603 109 87 19 3
2657 I pressed that mysterious red button. Gonna press it again and see if that helps. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2658 We read -In High temperature, Covid-19 won't get transfered !! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2659 So this is what lobbying looks like." 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2660 I finally figured out what the red emergency button does. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2661 Sorry, Amazon board meeting. All full." 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2662 OMG,no one is wearing a mask....I guess I'll take the stairs 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2663 Just another day with Trump as President, “going down?!” 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
2664 Oh good, you guys started without me.” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2665 It’s fine, Deborah, I heard online that the fire is down trending and we can all get in now!” 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2666 So, where are you guys headed now that the quarantines been lifted? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2667 But who has time for the stairs? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2668 “That’s okay: I’ll wait for the express.” 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2669 Welcome to the sanitized team-building room. Please keep social distancing and do not smoke 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2670 You must be the newest whistleblower. Let’s get you sorted; hop in.” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2671 Be safe: stay a flame apart from one another.” 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2672 “that meeting was the 7th circle...what floor is this?” 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2673 New health protocol” 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2674 Dante wasn’t corporate enough to discover the tenth circle of hell. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2675 I know, but the benefits are great.” 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2676 Being stuck in an elevator between floors can be hellish. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2677 I used to have your job. You're better off down here. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2678 This one's reserved for people who lived in penthouses. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2679 Maybe this way would be quicker than going to Hell in a handbasket. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2680 I didn't vote for him! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2681 We didn't realize you were literally firing us. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2682 Great, they always said I'd be going to Hell for being a successful businesswoman. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
2683 Please push the up button. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2684 No, you want the next one. This is the 'Trickle Down Economics' elevator to Hell. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2685 Come on in, its business casual! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2686 You have news of my appeal 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2687 So I've already made it to hell. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2688 Corporate restructured the circles into floors. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2689 Thanks anyway, I will wait for the next car 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2690 Welcome to working from home! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2691 If it's not too much trouble, could you press the up button? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2692 Heading down? 1.2661 0.04151 109 87 18 4
2693 Sorry, but we're full. Good luck at the 8:30 am meeting. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2694 Have we reached purgatory? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2695 So much for sheltering in place. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2696 I think I will wait for the next elevator 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2697 Make America Great . . . and we did it our way. Burn baby burn rather than disinfect! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2698 Please social distance and take the next elevator down. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2699 First we said “Go to hell, Trump “. Then we said “Down with Trump”. Who knew they would happen at the same time? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2700 Ugh, mondays 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2701 I guess I can finally catch up on all those old copies of The New Yorker. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2702 Don't take the promotion with a lifetime supply of heating when they offer it! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2703 This elevator is going much further down than the first floor! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2704 Just take the stairs, Diane 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2705 When they threw in the free parking we couldn’t say no! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2706 We’ll send it right back up. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2707 Who knew what a biiiig deal it was to social-distance and wear face masks‽ 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2708 We forgot to apply hand sanitizers too! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2709 And you thought working from home was hell 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2710 We're waiting for Dr. Fauci. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2711 The Circle of Lawyers is further down.... 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2712 Heaven is the elevator on your right. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2713 Always wondered what was below Ground. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
2714 Our leader said heat helps, but we're feeling somewhat conflicted. 1.2661 0.04047 109 84 23 2
2715 The lawyer doesn't think she's going down. That's so cute. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2716 That's okay--I'll take the stairs. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2717 Maybe next time you will take the "why don't you go to hell" comments more seriously. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2718 ...and when you get out, put on a mask 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2719 "I think it would be wise for you to wait for the next car! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2720 Investment bankers are on level four or eight. We're just idolaters. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2721 I guess it's obvious we're headed down. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2722 Yes, we're going down alright! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2723 It's been a hell of a ride down 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2724 Yeah... we thought “hellevator” was metaphorical too. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2725 It's faster than the stairway to heaven. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
2726 Um, you looking for the stairway to heaven? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2727 Inferno, level 4: Avarice and Prodigality.” 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
2728 That’s alright, I’ll catch the next one.” 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2729 That’s what you get for going to the park with no mask on” 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2730 It's not as bad as it looks. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2731 Honestly, it's not that hot" 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2732 Hold that door... ahh never mind, I’ll catch the next one” 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2733 This awkward silence is killing me.” 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2734 Press briefing is this way. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2735 but it's a dry heat" 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2736 Yeah, so I think we should have kept working from home.” 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2737 C’mon in! Next stop: 2021” 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2738 I knew hell was close, but I didn’t know I work here” 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2739 Heading to rock bottom. Need anything?” 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2740 Don’t worry, it’s an express. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2741 We're protesting the 'In Case of Fire, Use Stairs' directive." 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2742 13th floor?” 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2743 Where’s your masks?!?” 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2744 No, no. This is the “hell-evator.” It’s going down lower than the lobby. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2745 Management feels this is more effective than a generic sign that says taking the stairs is better for your health and the environment. 1.2642 0.03862 106 86 16 4
2746 But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2747 Lucifer’s office? It’s just down the hall on the right. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2748 Beatrice? What are you doing down here? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2749 Whatever you do, don't vote for him again in November. There are more dire ramifications that you know. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2750 Darling! I'll explain everything when I get home! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2751 Remember that email from HR saying we could be fired if we failed to comply with social distancing? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2752 I wonder what floor they started on, pride or lust? 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2753 We'd like a raise 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2754 Ninth level is one floor down. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2755 H.R. told us it's a union issue 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2756 Do you smell smoke? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2757 We asked if there were whistle-blower protections 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2758 I’ll wait. The next one is going up. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2759 You must be the 4:30. Pull up some brimstone and I’ll let him know you’re here. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2760 Is this an express or does it stop at all nine levels? 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2761 Please call Jared!!! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2762 Jump in. Vertical hot yoga. We'll have you sweating by 8, floor 8. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2763 It's hot when you first get in, but you get used to it. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2764 We thought taking the stairs was supposed to burn calories. 1.2642 0.04088 106 82 22 2
2765 This one is stuck in 2020, I suggest you take the stairs. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2766 If we just let it burn more, we might develop herd immunity to fire. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
2767 I wanted you all to burn in Hell, but that's close enough 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2768 Thanks for opening the door! What? Trump is still president? ...............nevermind 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2769 No! Next stop is not the pearly gates. 1.2642 0.04088 106 82 22 2
2770 It's not what you think. We're from marketing. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2771 You sure you want Down? We’re workin’ to beat hell here! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2772 Was the corporate ladder out of order too? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2773 Human Resources, how can we help you? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2774 You were expecting maybe the tuba players from the last drawing.? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2775 It's been a hell of day. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
2776 Elevators can burn calories too. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2777 We're out of hand baskets. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2778 Will the next elevator believe that you ‘forgot your face mask at home’? 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2779 This elevator is eternally out-of-order. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2780 You can put your stuff down over there and then join us for the orientation. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2781 Location, location, location... lured the innocent and unsuspecting to overlook the building’s name: Dante Towers. 1.2642 0.04796 106 83 19 4
2782 I pressed the emergency button and there wasn't a real emergency so to make it a real emergency I set everyone on fire. 1.2642 0.05244 106 86 14 6
2783 Seriously? Just when I thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2784 I've got friends in low places 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2785 We just really wanted a haircut 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2786 The lowest level of parking garage is one floor up. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2787 Huh. So that’s what’s on the thirteenth floor. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2788 Hell is just … other lawyers. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2789 Is this real or am I hallucinating my thoughts about going to work again 🤗 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2790 All I can say is just don't lose the McCormick account. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2791 I did not scorn you 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2792 May I suggest the elevator on the right. 1.2621 0.03769 103 81 20 2
2793 Fire drills look different in 2020 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2794 It Turns out that that button DOESN’T call the Fire Department! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2795 "But I pressed up!" 1.2617 0.04471 107 85 18 4
2796 You’re not supposed to get on an elevator when 2020 is burning. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2797 No mask? Join us - you’re in good company” 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2798 I lit up a cigarette after I drank disinfectant” 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2799 'We had burritos for lunch, Ted had extra beans' 1.2617 0.05839 107 88 10 9
2800 Oh sorry. I’ll wait for an elevator where people are wearing their masks. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2801 I guess you guys shouldn’t have coughed all over the muffins at yesterday’s meeting.” 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2802 I said press FIVE, not FIRE! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2803 Going Down? This is the Hellevator. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2804 Don't take the buyout. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2805 Stairs . . . in case of fire use the stairs ! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2806 Her hesitation to submit her application to the Co-Op Board was well founded. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2807 Our dear leader said, "It's elevator my dear Pence, fire kills the bad bigly germs. Fire good. Mask bad." Come on Hillary, take the plunge into the burning Kool-Aid. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2808 Yeah, well we were interns too! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2809 I told you guys what would happen if we didn’t stand six feet apart! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2810 And I thought quarantine was hell. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2811 It's worse than you think. We're going up. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2812 Join in!! It'll be fun they said. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2813 Accounting is one floor up. You will still hear our screams, though. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2814 Otis has forsaken us. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2815 Don't know why but we are headed up. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2816 Okay! Okay! We agree to work without healthcare, sick days, maternity leave, overtime, vacations, ventilators, and vaccines. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2817 No wonder I smell BBQ.” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2818 I didn't realize I worked in the same building as a law firm 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
2819 So, Hades couldn’t handle overpopulation either. 1.2596 0.05291 104 81 17 5
2820 No one told us the floor is lava 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2821 The elevator is stuck here. To reach the other levels of Hell, you got to take the stairs. Sorry! " 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2822 I told you to stop 'replying all,' or else..." 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2823 Is this where you go when they’re done with you? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2824 Stuck in purgatory again! When are they gonna get this thing fixed? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2825 Apparently heat kills the coronavirus” 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2826 Thanks, think I’ll wait for the democratic elevator” 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2827 The first step is a doozy.... 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2828 Maybe we shouldn’t have rubbed sanitizer on our hands at the same time in such a small area. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2829 Someone said there was 5G in this elevator 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2830 Oh hey Jan, is that a new suit? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2831 Tell my wife I’ll be late. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2832 This must be that special place in hell for people who fart in elevators before getting off on their floor. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2833 I broke the glass that said "In case of fire", nothing happened 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2834 It is going all the way down.” 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2835 ‘Is this one going down?’ 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2836 It seems Corporate rejected our presentation.” 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2837 But where have you all got your haircuts? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2838 Ellie in accounting refused to join the Hot Elevator Yoga group at work.” 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2839 This is truly what I miss most working from home. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2840 And she realized that they in fact were not practicing social distancing.” 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2841 I guess we’re not all in this together, after all. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2842 To hell in a briefcase 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2843 Do any of you know how to file for unemployment? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2844 This is what happens when the ‘in case of fire use stairwell’ sign is absent. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2845 It was then, with an odd mixture of relief and glee, that Karen finally saw the light at the end of 2020 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2846 So, it's 'follow the new safety procedures' or 'work from home another day'; your choice. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2847 You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here... 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2848 Told them not to change the elevator music to the new Kid Cudi & Travis Scott collab.” 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2849 Rest assured, the company’s new disinfection procedure will kill 100% of viruses 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2850 I'll take the stairs. I need the exercise. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2851 Did you touch the thermostat?” 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2852 Fire extinguishers are full of chemicals. I'd prefer something natural." 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2853 You getting in or not?" 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2854 "Jesus is my vaccine" 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2855 Think I will take stairs this time.😐 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2856 Amazon is downstairs 1.2596 0.03054 104 82 21 1
2857 You’re letting all the warm air out 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2858 Dante was wrong. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2859 You might want to try the up elevator. 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
2860 It has its ups and downs. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2861 She said that we would burn in hell if we didn't pass that bill and I think she is sending us down there now! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2862 Ma'am, it's an emergency, you'll just have to wait for the next elevator. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2863 This IS the Partnership track 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2864 I know, I know, use the stairs in case of a fire, but can you point us to the office with the water cooler in it? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2865 Consider social distancing 1.2596 0.05465 104 82 15 6
2866 Why does everyone keep saying "Going down?" Please just call the fire department. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2867 It's not so bad. At least we don't have social distancing. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2868 I don't know, the buttons don't seem to be working. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2869 Going down, I hope. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2870 Can you tell me if the up button is working? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2871 This elevator is going way down 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2872 We may have pressed the down button a few too many times. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2873 You might want to take the stairs, it was Taco Tuesday again. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2874 This is the express elevator for senior management. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2875 Joe farted I highly recommend the stairs 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2876 Oops! Sorry! We opened up too soon! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2877 Would you kindly press the "up" button? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2878 Ma'am, might you have any injectable disinfectant handy?" 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2879 First and foremost, yes the door is broken. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2880 This is what we get for not social distancing 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2881 We pressed all the buttons at once. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2882 This is Legal, you want 11. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2883 Pushing the down button repeatedly gets you here. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2884 That's alright, I'll wait for the next one. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2885 I think I’ll take the stairs, thanks! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2886 This is nothing. The walk up is the real hell 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2887 Beatrice? 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2888 Don't drink the Kool-Aid. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2889 Can you please hit the up button seven times? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2890 Oop, we’re going down. Remote workers can take the north elevator to three, this one’s for essential workers going straight to hell. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2891 This isn’t how it looks 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2892 Well, heaven is not quite what you’d expect either. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2893 facilis descensus Averno... 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2894 You missed one hell of an office party. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2895 Can you guys smell something burning? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2896 Yes, this elevator is going down. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2897 Go back! Corporate law isn't what you thought! 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2898 The road to hell is paved with quarterly reports. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2899 Yes, it's true: hell is other people. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2900 I always thought you folks would end up in Hell eventually but I’m surprised it came so soon! 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2901 It's ok. I'll take the next one. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2902 No, the high-water elevator is the one to your right. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2903 This is a really great cure, trust my I have a feeling about this. It will be very very good. The best. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
2904 Jump in..It's a little hot down at the basement level, but it's a hell of a ride! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2905 But is it that much worse than wherever you're going? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2906 You’re not going to need your jacket. 1.2596 0.05291 104 81 17 5
2907 Always room for you Mrs. Dante 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2908 Dante added this level for people who don't hold elevator doors open 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2909 The up button on the Capitol Building elevator has been broken for years. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2910 Er, no, I'm going up. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2911 Cindy accidentally stumbled upon the "Dow Futures" traders on their way to the trading floor 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2912 Can you hold the door?" 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2913 The Bargain Basement is a Scam! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2914 This is the special hell reserved for people who hum loudly on elevators. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2915 Well, to hell with that! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2916 Take the stairway! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2917 You want purgatory. That’s one floor up. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
2918 We didn’t start the fire” 1.2586 0.03595 116 91 23 2
2919 I thought this was the hugest and bestest one to take?” 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2920 Is there room for one more? We can squeeze. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2921 Damn, going to the office IS hell.” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2922 Here for the interview?” 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2923 I’d rather they’d just furloughed us.” 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
2924 This is what happens when more than two people get in an elevator.” 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2925 How dare you people not wear a mask? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2926 We can squeeze—the next one is giant murder hornets” 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2927 It’s ok. I think I’ll just wait for the next one” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2928 Did you guys start off naked or did the fire care of that. 1.2574 0.04804 101 82 14 5
2929 Oh I guess I’ll take the next one 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2930 Headed to floor 2020 I take it” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2931 Happy Monday, Barb. How was your weekend?” 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2932 Excuse me, what floor can we find HR?” 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2933 For God’s sake stay in the frying pan” 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2934 Oh, you didn’t follow the stay at home order? 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2935 Wow. My job is indeed a shortcut to hell. Quite literally." 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2936 At least it’s not murder hornets? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2937 "No, it's fine. I'll wait for the next one." 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2938 "Going down?" "Yes, heaven is the other one." 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2939 Oh sorry, going up”. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2940 Karen, you ruin everything!" 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2941 The new human resources guy is taking this a bit too literally." 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2942 WeWork really has gone downhill 1.2574 0.05006 101 81 16 4
2943 But we pressed the up button. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2944 “With our new COVID disinfectant initiatives in place, we are excited to welcome back our employees and clientele!” 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2945 I’ll catch up with you guys later! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2946 Is it Monday already? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2947 Sorry, billionaires only” 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2948 New company protocol. The guy in the corner coughed.” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2949 This must be the service elevator…" 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2950 So I guess You Guys are going down" 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2951 Was hoping to ride the elevator for an uplifting experience. You guys really let me down 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2952 Huh? I thought you had to take the highway to Hell. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2953 i’ll take the stairs. i hate elevator music." 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2954 It doesn't really work that way Mary, we didn't actually go straight to hell. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2955 Before I can help, I just need to know if you’ve been in contact or you yourself have experienced any symptoms of dry cough, fev—... “ “—is she serious?, it’s been 2 years....” 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2956 Watch the doors” 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2957 I told you not to inject the bleach.” 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2958 My internship is going well. Thanks for asking Miss Jones. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2959 Ooops, I meant to press the UP button. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2960 I'm going up. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2961 Apparently, the Seven Rules of Elevator Etiquette is right up there with the Ten Commandments. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2962 Uh-oh! It looks like management is up to no good again. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2963 Yes. The music really is hellish. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2964 I’m warming to the idea. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2965 Don't worry, it's just initiation for the new interns in legal. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2966 You should have stayed home from the beginning! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2967 In case of fire, please do not use the elevator. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2968 Oh no, is this Trump tower? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2969 It's business as usual, really. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2970 We thought “H” meant Heaven... 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2971 If only I had taken the sign's advice, "In Case of Fire Use the Stairs" 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2972 Believe it or not, it beats the awkward silence. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2973 It's the damnedest thing... 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
2974 No, this is definitely the down elevator. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2975 Trump's latest COVID cure? 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2976 And they're out of wide-screen TVs too. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2977 When you make a bargain with the Devil, you end up in the Bargain Basement! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2978 Going down? Jump in! Trump says heat kills the virus so no need for physical distancing in here. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2979 I always knew corporate was hell 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2980 Tim, it's just not funny anymore when you push all the buttons. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2981 A salad, blue cheese on the side, and a few waters. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2982 Well at least there's a button for that... 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2983 I’d wait for the up one if I were you 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2984 The inspection certificate just expired. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2985 I suppose you're packing the brimstone? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2986 Did you come to speak with HR? 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
2987 Hurry! Get in while it's HOT! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2988 With this pandemic,we're experiencing long wait times 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2989 Without our clothes, we're really better off between floors. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2990 It’s the express hellevator. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2991 Do you really think that we're going up? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2992 I think I'll wait for the one going up 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2993 Turns out hell is other people. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2994 I'm not falling for that again. 1.2574 0.04372 101 75 26 0
2995 Democratic Governor? You want the "up" elevator. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2996 You're really asking me what the hell is going on? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2997 I hope you like "Disco Inferno".. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2998 Would you mind getting me a drink of water from the cooler across the hall? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2999 We tried to get on before letting people off first. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
3000 This is what we get for working in advertising. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3001 Come on in, the virus is fine! 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3002 I really don't think you're going to want to work here. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3003 Well, I'll take the stairs. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3004 If you ask me, Denise, twelve flights of stairs is hell. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3005 Some of us have died, but not from Covid, thank goodness. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3006 Anything beats the stairs, right? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3007 Going down? Hahahaha! But in all seriousness, please help. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3008 Aren't you a bit overdressed? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3009 Corporate Downsizing - it is more painful than it looks! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3010 If that's the ransom money, you're a bit late. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3011 Lose the suit. It's hotter than hell in here. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3012 Sometimes the stairs are the better option. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3013 C’mon in. They say heat kills the virus. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3014 You'll have to take the next Elevator to Hell; we're full up! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3015 These social distancing rules keep getting stricter. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3016 I guess I'm taking the stairs. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3017 It's still better than sitting in a cubicle all day. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3018 Sorry! Pushed the wrong button.. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
3019 Kills the virus, and you can keep working. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
3020 press up,, please! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3021 The up button is broken. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3022 It's part of the office's new 'Get Fit Program'. They're way of encouraging us to take the stairs. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3023 We are having problems controlling our destiny. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3024 This must be be your first office party! 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3025 We violated the six foot rule. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3026 Down here we call it "COVID-forever." 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3027 Think of it as reinvesting our stockholders capital.. come on down; I’ll show you. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3028 I walked backwards down the escalator. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3029 I suggested a corporate recycling program. What are you in for? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 19 3
3030 Are you from maintenance? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3031 No, you’re right, taking off early for the weekend isn’t really worth it after you factor in traffic. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3032 The downside of being an essential employee. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3033 Can I bring you guys some sourdough starter?” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3034 If it were me, I’d ditch the jacket.” 1.2571 0.04595 105 82 20 3
3035 I’ll take the stairs then 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3036 The Aerosmith song overstated things.” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3037 I'm sorry, is it going to hell? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3038 Shhh, we found a way to bake our homemade sourdough bread" 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3039 ‘I see you’ve received my warmest regards’ 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3040 On second thought, I’ll take the stairway (to heaven). 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3041 Are you guys fired?” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3042 Quick get in! There might be a virus out there!” 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3043 Oh, hi Alice. You got shafted, too." 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3044 We all want you to know that we’re all really sorry about the fiasco. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3045 Shafted!” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3046 Yet another one with a burning need to leave that meeting" 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3047 I swear my mask is in the briefcase...” 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3048 But . . . We held the door.” 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3049 I’m sorry I’m a little busy right now can you send me an email and I can get Marie to look into it for you? 1.2571 0.05246 105 82 17 5
3050 Jump in. It’s a Darwinian experiment. We are learning to adapt to climate change. ” 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3051 "we are expressing our right to visit the barbershop in the basement" 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3052 And if I save you, what's in it for me? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3053 Would you press the UP button please? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3054 You need to be in a handbasket first 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3055 Come on in, there's no need for social distancing! 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
3056 There’s a stairway to heaven, but seriously, who takes the stairs anymore? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3057 Please push the hades button! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3058 Are you from Corporate? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3059 This is as down as it goes. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3060 Lady, this is NOT the down elevator you want to be in, trust me. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3061 We're the ones who shook hands instinctively! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3062 A word of advice- get your parking ticket stamped. 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
3063 This was the Enron floor; How much lower can this possibly go? 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3064 Are you the temp? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3065 Fast.....push the "UP" button!!! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3066 I knew installing an elevator in the basement was a bad idea. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3067 You can stay up there and press your luck, or come down where the president says coronavirus doesn't exist. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3068 We're going down in flames--are you coming? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3069 You want purgatory, 19th floor. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3070 It burns more calories than the fire exit. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3071 THIS is why you don't use the elevator during a fire! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3072 Going down? That’s not the half of it. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3073 Don’t press “P”! That takes you to purgatory, not the parking garage. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3074 What's worse, someone pressed all the buttons. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3075 ‘Come on in, anyone who wants a test can get one here.’ 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3076 It's hell rising to the top. 1.2569 0.04402 109 82 26 1
3077 Could you hit the "up" button, please? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3078 Wasn’t it supposed to be a highway to hell !? 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
3079 I wanted the lower lobby. I did not see the “he” worn off 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
3080 So Jones asked me if I would sell my soul for the company and I foolishly said "Yes." 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
3081 Can you crank the AC? 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
3082 They were out of hand baskets. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3083 Going down, obviously.” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3084 Oops, wrong floor!” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3085 No, I’m trying to go into the frying pan.” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3086 You can join us in the fiery inferno or go to work, choose quickly because we are running out of room here.” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3087 The company found us to be “non-essential”. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3088 That's what happens when you don't practice social distancing" 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3089 Could you do us a favor and close the doors, please? You’re letting all the cool air out.” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3090 This elevator’s going somewhere warm madam 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3091 "You've heard stairway to heaven?, Well this is it's counterpart." 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3092 So, I guess the company really is going down in flames! 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3093 I believe we’re treated worse than Lincoln” 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3094 « Nobody told you today was fire drill day ? » 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3095 Technically, his campaign was only suspended 1.2551 0.05676 98 78 13 6
3096 It’s really not so bad in burning hell compare to corporate hell. . 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3097 This is still preferable to another Zoom meeting. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3098 Congress returns from stay-at-home period. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3099 I got out of my apartment pants for this?!” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3100 Elevator repair was not deemed an essential service” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3101 Well I’ll be damned...” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3102 Doreen left the press briefing, confident that her questioning of the powers that be would not go unnoticed. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3103 “I’ve must have pushed the fire alarm button” 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3104 This lift is for essential workers only.” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3105 Janet, it turns out HR's 'Social Distancing Required in Elevator' placard was not merely a recommendation" 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3106 This floor is on fireeeeee (Alicia Keys) 😂😂😂 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3107 Going down to Florida. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3108 It’s just a bad dream, Mary. You fell asleep during our morning zoom.” 1.2551 0.04306 98 80 14 4
3109 At this point, why not. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3110 No thanks, we’re going to design our own fire extinguisher from scratch.” 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3111 If we can inject disinfectant to kill a virus, maybe we could douse this fire with sanitizer 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3112 No that’s ok, I’m going up” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3113 'do not use lifts if there is a fire' 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3114 It’s just hell from here 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3115 This is the express from the executive suites. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3116 If you think about it, an elevator to hell is much more convenient.” 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3117 This place has really gone to hell” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3118 Business as usual” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3119 Zoom’s firewall seems safer 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3120 There will be no ramifications for those who are uncomfortable coming back to the office” 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3121 G’morning gents, how’s the stock market? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3122 Yeah...I’ll just take the next one” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3123 "The hottest places in our company building seem to be reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3124 It will be okay everyone! Someone wearing a mask should be here soon.” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3125 Not socially distanced and no masks. No thanks. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3126 It’s true, what they say - hell is other people.” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3127 What’s today’s soup? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3128 Jump in. The fire is fine.” 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3129 You people knew the company policy of last hired, first fired.” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3130 No sorry, marketing is the next floor” 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3131 I take it you all coughed in the office today, too?” 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3132 Jen, it’s not what it looks like.” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3133 Must’ve been all your good intentions. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3134 Quick-do a livestream 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3135 They warned us about not having an elevator pitch. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3136 I tried the fire hose, but it’s only trickling down 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3137 Enjoy purgatory! It gets worse.” 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3138 Don’t be like that, it’s Friday.” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3139 Hold the elevator, I’m going down with the rest of you” 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3140 „good to see you back” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3141 Wow! You guys are on fire! Literally! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3142 Dante is at it again.” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3143 Don’t you just love elevators with extra high ceilings! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3144 The "H" button is NOT for the Helipad! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3145 Sorry, but we're going down. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3146 Sorry, I'm actually going up. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3147 Turns out the afterlife is a choice, but the Hellevator is so much more convenient than the stairway to Heaven 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3148 Hey, get away unless you've been asymptomatic for two weeks. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3149 No, no - we're being furloughed. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3150 Pay the rent late and there's hell to pay. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3151 ...Do you mind pushing 'Down' again? We are stuck on Purgatory Level. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3152 You didn't get the memo. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3153 When Betsy DeVoss walks into a public school 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3154 ...but it's the latest social media challenge! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3155 Did you get my report? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3156 Beware! We are stuck between floors for all eternity, because we held the doors too long. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3157 Were you guys furloughed or fired? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3158 I think you meant to go up. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3159 I'll take the highway to hell instead 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3160 Oh dear. Hell is rising. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3161 We are going down; heaven is up. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3162 I accidentally hit 8th circle, instead of 8th floor. 1.2551 0.05192 98 79 14 5
3163 We thought we pushed 'B', but it must have been 'H'. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3164 You've heard of the "Highway to Hell"... 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3165 PSA: This is what happens when an able-bodied person takes the elevator one floor. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3166 But I hate taking the stairs. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3167 Yes. Definitely going down. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3168 Wait a minute, we're disinfecting. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3169 I thought it was 'going to hell in a hand basket'... 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3170 Looks like the handbasket is out of order again. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
3171 You had your chance to vote for me. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3172 Avoid our gruesome fate! Don't vote for Trump! Beware! Beware! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3173 This isn't even funny anymore... 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3174 No, WE are the fire department- no need to call 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3175 I believe towels are on five. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3176 We’re going to Hell. It’s the only place that’s nonpolitical and doesn’t give a crap about social distancing 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3177 I think the stairway to Heaven would have been the safer bet... 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3178 That was NOT a little white lie. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3179 'The highway to hell is congested, we're taking the elevator.' 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3180 Oh my, no room in the hellevator! 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3181 Sorry, this one is reserved for people who don't believe in social distancing. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3182 I thought Tinder would be more casual than this. 1.2551 0.05487 98 76 15 5
3183 No thanks, I’ll take the stairway to heaven. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3184 If elevators had been invented then, Dante would definitely have included this. They're all people I never wantd to work with. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3185 Ironically, I ended up here for upskirting. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
3186 I'm sure the boss didn't really mean the accounts department should go to hell! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3187 The workplace is your only safe zone, go back to work! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3188 If I were you, I'd take the stairway to heaven! 1.2551 0.05487 98 77 15 5
3189 THE UP BUTTON IS OUT OF ORDER 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3190 Hey lady, you wanted the 66th floor, not 666. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3191 We're going down for what we did. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3192 I knew it was too early to go back. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3193 They said it would be a highway to hell.... it's not. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3194 We're following Trump's guidelines for reopening without social distancing. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3195 Don't be ridiculous! The second floor's on fire. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3196 You're the new hire? Welcome to HR. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3197 Going up? You should wait for the next lift... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3198 It's all relative. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3199 Wearing Prada? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3200 Sorry...I think I'm going up. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3201 Better step back. The brimstone for improper Social Distancing comes after the fire. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3202 Excuse me, is this the 7th Level?"_--Jay Blickstein, Briarcliff Manor, N 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3203 Stairway to Heaven was closed, wasn't it Betsy? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3204 You're creating a draft! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3205 This is what it takes to reach the top floors. Now you know. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3206 Don't listen to his suggestion Dr. Birx. 'Hitting the body hard with incredible light' has an eternally bad outcome. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3207 You were right, Claire. It IS hell in Accounting ! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3208 Let's see who I should promote to middle management. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3209 We're bankers and this is 4 for greed. You lawyers are on 9 for treachery. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3210 You're better off going up! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3211 Remember when I said I would see you in Hell 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3212 I can’t believe Dante didn’t tell you. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3213 Is that the hand-bag we are going to hell in? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3214 We told you we'd raise hell if you insisted on our coming in on Saturdays! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3215 Where are we going??? Straight to hell! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 14 5
3216 Since we're going down we better lawyer up. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3217 We rose to the challenge. This is a great success story. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3218 Where the hell are you going? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3219 Welcome to the law offices of Chris Christie. Which floor please? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3220 Welcome to the ultimate drop down box. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3221 Hieronymous Bosch just came back to life. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3222 Let me know if you need anything, a pitchfork, brimstone, eternal suffering. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3223 I guess I'll just go home and self quarantine. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3224 The ‘in case of fire’ sign is missing and we would like to sue. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
3225 There's no view, but there is a Zoom Room. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3226 I'm probably not gonna be able to make the 10:00 conference call. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3227 Stairway to heaven? Down the hall, to your left. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3228 Family court's three circles down. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3229 They told you you were going straight to hell if you took that job, but you didn't believe them. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3230 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3231 A little more like limbo right this minute, but, yeah. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3232 We’re making a slow descent to Hell...but there’s room for one more! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3233 To hell with you, I‘ll wait for the next elevator! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3234 Don't look at me all sanctimonious like that. 'Harry, the good guy in accounting?' Well, surprise! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3235 I suggest waiting for the next car. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3236 I see you also worked in corporate. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3237 Sorry lady, you might want to get a mask and wait for the next one. We're getting punished for not having one! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3238 This is an express to the repenthouse. 1.2551 0.04769 98 77 18 3
3239 Are you the exec that raided the employee pension fund? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3240 Sarah could you get my Purell, off my desk ? These impromptu staff meetings are killers. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3241 Obviously we are going down.... 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3242 I'm sorry, this car only goes down. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3243 Trust me, this elevator doesn't go up. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3244 Just a heads-up: the boss is in one hell of a mood today. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3245 Boss, we're really on fire today" 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3246 The President suggested that we apply light and heat. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3247 The job has its ups and downs” 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3248 Shouldn’t you be wearing your masks?” 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
3249 "It's OK, hop in. Heat kills the virus" 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3250 I’m surprised it took the guys from legal this long to get to the right floor.” 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3251 Our hot yoga group” 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3252 May I suggest you take the high road 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3253 There’s 6 more levels below us. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
3254 Oh my bad...I thought I pressed the up arrow. 1.2547 0.04936 106 85 16 5
3255 You shouldn’t be burning together! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3256 Enter at your own risk. We're going straight to hell! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3257 You better take the stairs, 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3258 Do yourself some good and take the stairs. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3259 And in that moment, Susanne couldn't help but wonder if she had left the oven on." 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
3260 ‘Hi Karen. Would you grab my pants. On my desk in cubicle 2.4.’ 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
3261 Thanks, I’ll catch the next one. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
3262 Happy Monday Karen! 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
3263 I'm just gonna take the stairs. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
3264 I know they said I'd have to go to Hell and back on this assignment, but I didn't expect this. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
3265 Apparently office gossip has some pretty bad consequences. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
3266 These monthly fire drills are getting a bit too real for me. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
3267 Do you mind turning on the air conditioning? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3268 : ‘hell is other people.’ 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3269 I’ll get on if it means no more Zoom meetings. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3270 This still beats taking the stairs. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3271 Gotta open up that economy. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3272 Yes, we’re going down—but we won’t be stopping at the first floor. 1.2525 0.04618 99 80 15 4
3273 To hell with this elevator. I'm taking the damned stairs down. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3274 Heresy is on the sixth floor. 1.2525 0.04618 99 74 23 1
3275 We’re not really going up. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3276 From an early draft of Dante’s Inferno: awkward elevator silences. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3277 I should warn you that Harold here farted. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3278 Hell is under quarantine, so we are not currently using the highway. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3279 Didn't you get the memo, Doris? There's been a reorganization. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3280 I should have worn my Prada shoes today. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3281 Okay. Just remember whatever goes up must come down. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3282 Are you looking for the Fire Sale? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3283 This elevator music is killing me. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3284 Feel the burn, Denise? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3285 Can’t be worse than this floor. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3286 No, you don't need a mask. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3287 You must be the folks that have been working from home, welcome! 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
3288 You thought it was a joke when I said the employees who leave before their boss will go to hell." 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
3289 “You better take the stairs, fixing this will take an eternity” 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
3290 It’s immersive theater.” 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
3291 Well, it’s better than this hellhole. 1.2523 0.04712 107 85 18 4
3292 Pretend not to see her. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
3293 Sometimes it's not better to press DOWN when you want to go UP. 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
3294 Sorry, this is not the stairway to heaven. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
3295 Never mind. I’ll takes the stares. 1.2521 0.05094 119 95 16 7
3296 Still not as hot as the L train” 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
3297 I knew this was gonna be a hot mess. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
3298 "This circle of hell is restricted to those who didn't maintain social distancing in the lifts" 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3299 This is why I need to stop dating my coworkers. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3300 Do you have any mints in that briefcase? 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
3301 Hi, I’d like to add you to my network on LinkedIn” 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3302 What’s with the third degree?” 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3303 I didnt know there was a basement” 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
3304 Seems a little crowded, I'll just wait for the next one" 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3305 Jesus, Tommy, the “I burn for you” post-it you left on my monitor was plenty.” 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3306 Barbara was assured the promotion wouldn’t cost anyone their job. . 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3307 Nice to see everyone again. The familiar hell of normalcy at work is such a relief from the unfamiliar hell of shelter in place at home.” 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
3308 Nora, is that my briefcase?” 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3309 Sorry, this elevator is executives only." 1.2500 0.05022 96 77 15 4
3310 In the last one there was a flood.” 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3311 Abandon hope that you'll return to your floor. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3312 I'd recommend the other button 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3313 Sorry, I can’t risk getting near a dry cough without a mask on. 1.2500 0.04317 96 79 13 4
3314 You're lucky you can't get on, crowded elevators are Hell. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3315 Going down? This is the barrister's express to hell. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3316 Enough of your "holier than thou" look, Helen. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3317 You might want to catch the next one. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3318 You said this would be a collaborative workspace 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3319 Ummm... That's okay. I'll wait for the next one." 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3320 Careful with the Down button ! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3321 After months of complaining, this elevator has finally gone to hell. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3322 Easy mistake to make, you want greed, that's one circle down. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
3323 Is the daily pandemic briefing on 2 or 3? 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
3324 Going down ma'am? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3325 Going down...? Down down down, and the flames went hire, and it burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
3326 Going down, but you probably figured that out. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3327 If you're a lawyer, you have to take the slow elevator to Hell. This is the express. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3328 You should've waited for people to exit first. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3329 I think you meant to press the up button. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3330 Life has its ups and downs but this is Hell! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3331 If you wear a mask you can take the other elevator 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3332 Hades? Going down 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3333 When the boss said there'd be hell to pay if we left work early, he wasn't kidding!" 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3334 You applied for one hell of a job. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
3335 No no it’s fine. Come on in! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3336 We’re passing through the sixth circle of hell for leaving our masks at home. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
3337 We all agreed: men control the thermostat in the office; we control it in the elevator. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3338 I would take the next elevator. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3339 But YOU pressed the down button. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3340 Jump in, the water's warm. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3341 This is the problem with emojis. I thought you literally wanted fire. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3342 Sorry, no lawyers allowed. Only attorneys are welcome to the levels of hell. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3343 Could you direct us to the stairway to heaven? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3344 I'll wait in purgatory until the elevator goes up. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
3345 We messed up our PPP borrowing calculations. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3346 I'm not holding the door. It took an eternity to get this far. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3347 Oh, Hell, not this again! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3348 I'm sorry this meeting is only for senior faculty. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3349 Good news, Linda. I’m not gonna need my briefcase after all.” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3350 Save yourself, it's too late for us. We all forgot that the coffee station was less than six feet from the fridge. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3351 Zoom in 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3352 Social distancing has gone to hell. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3353 The president also suggested that heat would be effective to kill all viruses" 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3354 I guess Corporate is still essential” 1.2474 0.05083 97 75 17 3
3355 Honey, remember how I said that I was going to start doing hot yoga?” 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3356 So you really tought we were working for the Newhouses? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3357 Hey Carol, want to join our internet challenge? 1.2474 0.04867 97 73 20 2
3358 Protocol to prevent overcrowded elevators in workplaces 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3359 Hop on in! The fire’s fine! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3360 And my trainer told me you’ll only burn fat by taking the stairs - boy was she wrong!” 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3361 the view from halfway down 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3362 The building's not on fire, we are just all going to hell. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3363 Can you press 666 for me please. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3364 I assure you, it is water.” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3365 Helen, you know the escalator scares me 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3366 Fauci said COVID couldn’t live in heat... hell is the new safe zone” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3367 But I don’t have to wear a mask?” 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3368 Be right back, just going to grab some marshmallows and a pointy stick." 1.2474 0.04977 97 78 15 4
3369 Wrong Floor 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3370 We have one hell of an elevator pitch for you... 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3371 When you stare reality in the face and still don’t move 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3372 We thought the pun "Going down in flames" was fitting, but honestly, I think Greg took it too far." 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3373 This is cool. Working from home was hell. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3374 Well, you all did reply-all.” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3375 This is for Senators—Representatives is the other elevator. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3376 Press down for climate change” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3377 Are you heading down to the unemployment office too?” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3378 There’s nowhere but down 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3379 Who here is in charge? I’m from the bank. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3380 Yeah I think we can fit one more" 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3381 Gravity and madness still work. All you need is a little push 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3382 They always say do not take elevators while fire’s IN the building, but what if.... 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3383 As Barbara’s team went down in flames, she thought to herself, ‘Maybe they were right, maybe that meeting should’ve been an email.’ 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3384 Shut the door! You’re letting the heat out! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3385 Is M&A team on this floor?" 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3386 Government decided to re-open the third floor." 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3387 This is not what I meant when I said “you’re fired” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3388 Hold the...oh, never mind I’ll get the next one.” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3389 Should have opted to telework. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3390 Look Pam, I really don't think that the elevator is a big enough venue for this year's disco inferno." 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3391 It’s about time they installed a fire exit. 🔥 1.2474 0.04642 97 79 14 4
3392 This one goes straight to hell...or you can prolong things and take the stairs.” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3393 We didn't meet our sales quota! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3394 Just be glad you still have your job as Press Secretary. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3395 Welcome. We rarely have visitors to Suite 666. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3396 It’s not what you think. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3397 No briefcases...you'll need a hand basket to get on this elevator. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3398 Eh, I guess it beats homeschooling 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3399 NY Post headquarters 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3400 Help! I'm claustrophobic! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3401 What do you expect when you press down, a concierge service. 1.2474 0.05083 97 74 18 3
3402 Just press sub-basement. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3403 Mocktail Night at Lucifer's. You coming? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3404 We ignored social distancing! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3405 Trust me, you don't want a job in his administration. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3406 I guess Hell really is other people. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3407 Can you grab us four waters? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3408 Looks like you just pushed your luck once too often. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3409 Satan's a germaphobe; we're in quarantine. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3410 Please wait while we disinfect the elevator for you. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3411 Welcome to Dante's Inc. Which circle for you, mam? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3412 Don't come til hell freezes over, 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3413 We're the ghosts of Zoom calls' past... 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3414 No, attorneys are through the door to the right...where there's real punishment. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3415 Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned .... 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3416 I should have just taken the stairs. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3417 Legal? Oh sorry, must have pressed "4th Circle" by mistake. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3418 We are all former Hillary supporters. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3419 Don't speak truth to power! Save yourself! 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
3420 Welcome to the West Wing, Kayleigh McEnany. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3421 Good Intentions? One Down in notions and cookware. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3422 Does it look like a stairway to heaven? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3423 Great, the elevator to hell is broken again 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
3424 Oops sorry!! I thought it was going up. I didn’t realise it was going down under. Go ahead. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3425 If we die, press the UP button. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3426 If you want Heaven, you have to take the stairway. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3427 Hmmmmm............I always thought it was a highway 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3428 The stairway to heaven is busted. Hop in. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3429 “Sorry, it’s full” 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
3430 Sorry, the cartoonist was in a hurry." 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
3431 Floor 666 please 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
3432 This is not what they meant by corporate firewall” 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
3433 We're outta here. This company is going down in flames. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
3434 “Why the hell not.” 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3435 Join us, we don't social distance!" 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3436 Carole takes pause to weigh her options.... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3437 Thank You for visiting Dante’s. Next stop-Level 3 Gluttony 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3438 Best we can figure is that we pressed the Close Doors button one time too many...” 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3439 I will have to report you for incompliance with the regulation of using the elevator in case of fire 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3440 Ma’am, do you happen to have extra masks in that briefcase?” 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3441 You're probably wondering why I've invited you here." 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3442 We heard heat kills the virus" 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3443 Commute will be worse in the summer. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3444 Going to 2020?” 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3445 Are you sure you don’t want to go up?” 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3446 I'd wait for the next one. Somebody pressed buttons for every floor." 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3447 And that’s what happens when you don’t socially distance.” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3448 I‘ll be down in a second. Just getting the desinfectant. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3449 I'd heard they're a fiery bunch down in marketing 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3450 So glad to see you ... this space is in hellish need of gender diversity!” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3451 Hmmm! It’s warmer than Chicago is so why not! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3452 See you tomorrow. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3453 The seventh circle? Rats, I was meant to get off on four." 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3454 I know. We all thought it was just an elevator ride. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3455 I recommend you wait for the up elevator. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3456 We guarantee personal injury. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3457 The Corporate Ladder is down the hall. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3458 Darn, my heels aren't good for stairs, but I don't want to be fired. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3459 Where's you mask? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3460 Our spirits could use a lift. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3461 So that is what happened to 'fired' Trump advisors... 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3462 Where you'll go if you push all the buttons. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3463 This is the sixth circle. HR is up on the fourth. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3464 Can you please push the "up" button if I promise to be good? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3465 Suggest you take the UP elevator if you qualify 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3466 They’re having a Hell of a close out sale in the basement! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3467 Guess this one only goes down. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3468 This whole business is going down in flames. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3469 No, don't regret failing the bar exam, we wish had. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3470 Quick, throw me a hand basket. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3471 I think I”ll take the steps. 1.2449 0.03571 98 81 14 3
3472 For Heaven’s sake take the stairs. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3473 You may want to take the stairs. It’s a helluva drop. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3474 You also working from home? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3475 I've decided to take the stairway to heaven. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3476 This building is going to Hell 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3477 I opted FOR clothing. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3478 Damned HR department’s on 8. This is the damned IT department. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3479 It's fine, I need to get my steps in any way. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3480 I'd suggest the stairs, if you're going up. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3481 this elevator only goes down" 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3482 Would you mind grabbing the next one? Can't be too safe these days… 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3483 We've been furloughed until the situation improves, they said." 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3484 Stepping into the upcoming week 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3485 Did you know that wearing a mask reduces exposure up to 70%? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3486 Hey close the doors, you're letting all the flames out! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3487 Great! This heat wave will be our redemption!” 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3488 You don’t need a mask - it’s hell. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3489 Hell is other people 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3490 Is this how we’re firing people now? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3491 Lehman Brothers doesn't exist anymore but Barclay's is on the next floor. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3492 We’re stuck between circles. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3493 Yeah... This just happens now, welcome to May” 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3494 Janet finally understood what a hand basket was. 1.2447 0.05596 94 75 13 5
3495 Someone pressed both the up and down buttons again.” 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3496 Ok but at least we don’t have to do social distancing in Hell” 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3497 Did you try pressing the fire button?” 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3498 "I always wondered where Mondays come from." 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3499 I’m on a highway to hell 🎵🎶” 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3500 Still not taking the stairs” 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3501 I knew this company was going down in flames.” 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3502 I told you it was fine 1.2447 0.03274 94 77 15 2
3503 Mind doing us a favor?” 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3504 To save time, please use the elevator!" - a recommendation from the HR department for employees suffering from burnout. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3505 I guess you’re going down?” 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3506 I’ve heard about a stairway to heaven...but an elevator to hell??!! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3507 And I thought working from home was a living hell” 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3508 You just missed the stairway to heaven.” 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
3509 Thank God *that woman* is not in the White House! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3510 But her e-mails!!” 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3511 No, Brenda, you're not 'actually going up.' Just get in." 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3512 It was either this or an eternity of Kenny G. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3513 Don’t worry, it can’t survive fire so... you’re safe! 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3514 Since the Trump administration, we don't have room for all the little devils. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3515 This is the down hellavator. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3516 You wouldn’t happen to have a Bible in that briefcase, would you? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3517 Hey lady, catch the next car. There's no way we have social distancing in place. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3518 You're not wearing any underwear! 1.2447 0.05991 94 78 9 7
3519 Sorry. Out of order. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3520 It beats eternal Zoom meetings. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3521 This is the express to Corporate. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3522 Myra accidentally pressed Purgatory. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3523 Take the stairs for heaven. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3524 We never got our census forms! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
3525 ...and many of these people are fine Americans... 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3526 We’re raising hell in here! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3527 Brian, you said no one would be in until 10:00 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3528 Climate change is happening faster than we thought. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3529 It's not too late to change your mind about being a lawyer. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3530 It is better than tubas. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3531 You can't deny it. The temperature is actually going down. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3532 Well,at least it's not an express... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3533 It's fine, Doris. You don't need a facemask down here. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3534 Sorry, you're going to have to take the corporate ladder. Even with those heels. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3535 Word to the wise: The higher ups don't want to hear about stimulus checks! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3536 Sorry, Linda. This one’s going down. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3537 oy vey! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3538 It turns out you should take the stairs in case of brimstone, too. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3539 The AC quit around the fortieth floor. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3540 Come on down. We are having a fire sale. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3541 You'll have to manage without a marketing department. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
3542 We want to speak to H.R. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3543 That's one hell of an awkward elevator ride. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3544 We got stuck in the fourth circle. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3545 Oh hello Twitter.” 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
3546 Out of the frying pan and into the fire, I suppose. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3547 Reach around, push the penthouse button, and hop in. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3548 It's not too late. You can still take the stairs. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3549 There's really nothing funny about farting in the elevator" 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3550 Oh, Dave, before you go—-Can I get my stapler back?” 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3551 You couldn't find a handbasket either?" 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3552 Wow. Returning to the office really *does* light a fire under everyone. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3553 One more and we’ll be a herd! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3554 Sure the heat is bad, but the worst part is the dial up internet. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3555 So, who made you “essential”? 1.2421 0.05337 95 78 12 5
3556 Beelzebub has an elevator ride for me, for me, for me... 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3557 CAREFUL! All I did was press the down button too many times. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3558 This one goes allll the way down. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3559 The devil pardoned us, but decided to go back. 1.2421 0.05337 95 74 15 4
3560 Are you Hellen Bach? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3561 Unless you’re making S’mores, I’m not getting on. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3562 At least I still get severance. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3563 Hell..... Going down. 1.2404 0.04531 104 83 18 3
3564 Are you going down or up? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
3565 In or out...you're letting a helluva draft in! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
3566 Are you sure you want a promotion to the executive suite? 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
3567 Are you looking up my skirt?” 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3568 Another corporate liar on her way down. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3569 This is the part of the American Dream where we take notice. Wake up. And go vote! " 1.2391 0.04196 92 74 16 2
3570 Oh, I totally forgot it's fry-day today! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3571 i’m not ready for the hell trip yet...i want to try again 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3572 They chose Convenience over Reason 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3573 , Those employees are considered non essential 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3574 Not today, Satan. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3575 Sorry, eternal damnation is only via Zoom now. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3576 Where are your masks?” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3577 If your looking for the Hell for elevator farters then you're in the right place. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3578 Get some fresh air, go to the park, you’ll feel better 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3579 Ugh, I wish I could just work from home for a while with the kids 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3580 Don't mind us, we're just protecting ourselves from the coronavirus. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3581 An elevator without facemasks is exactly my definition of hell. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3582 I guess the elevator does burn more calories . 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3583 Don’t you dare quoting the Billy Joel’s tune. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3584 This day just keeps getting better” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3585 “Not much, besides eternal damnation. How about you?” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3586 What did the boss say down there? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3587 - wait...you didn't tell me this was the meeting from hell 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3588 And this is only Phase 1" 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3589 Until we have a vaccine... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3590 We thought we hit 9th floor not 9th circle” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3591 Which circle of hell is this elevator going to? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3592 I didn’t think that they would take “lifting up our spirits” so literally. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3593 "A bit crowded, I'll just take the stairs" 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3594 I guess I'm in too deep to back down now 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3595 They didn't follow physical distancing." 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3596 I think I’ll work from home today...and the rest of the week” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3597 “I’m starting to miss the morning commute...” “ yeah no I don’t” 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3598 That’s okay, I think I’ll wait for the next one” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3599 “wait for the next one, Honey” 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3600 See what happens when you ignore the office fire drill? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3601 it’s not the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3602 Jerry sneezed 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3603 This looks like it goes to the executive floor” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3604 Step in, we’re pretty sure the fire will go out in a minute. Like a miracle. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3605 Huh, I guess the boss really is lighting a fire under the sales team. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3606 "I thought the name of that Led Zeppelin song was 'stairway to heaven," but an 'elevator to hell' will suffice." 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3607 It's a new tiktok challenge 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3608 next stop: customer service floor 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3609 That looks unpleasant. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3610 I don’t care. I’ve got to get out of this house. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3611 It will be a cold day in hell when you wear a mask, you said. Now we're all in hell. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3612 This one’s full” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3613 I appreciate the generous offer, but I'm not ready to make partner yet." 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3614 Karma catches up to single floor riders 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3615 “Tempting, but I think I’ll buy a stairway to heaven this time” 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3616 Hop in! You've been liberated! 1.2391 0.04977 92 74 15 3
3617 Hillary Clinton on her vacation to Epstein island. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3618 We are all in this together, stay safe out there! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3619 The building inspector said that most of the fire was out so we should be ok to use the elevator now. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3620 I was skeptical at first, but it beats the water slide" 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3621 Should probably take the stairs.” 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3622 Nah, I'm gonna take the stairway to heaven. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3623 Beats staying at home another day. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3624 At least there’s no social distancing.” 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3625 Ding.” “Well hell’s bells.” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3626 It appears corporate has taken ‘you’re fired’ to an all-time low.” 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3627 “Remember when feeling the burn after working OUT was a good thing?” 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3628 “We’re fine actually, how are you?!” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3629 And she enters the 7th portal of hell, elevator small talk and eye contact” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3630 I told Larry to keep the sprinkler systems out of the budget cuts" 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3631 I think, I'll take the stairs up the corporate ladder" 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3632 Just checking” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3633 Oh well, at least you aren’t Covid positive.” 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3634 ‘Stairway to heaven, elevator to hell’ 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3635 That c-suite compensation package was really worth it, wasn't it?" 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3636 I keep having this dream about being in a New Yorker cartoon without a caption” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3637 Good to be back to normal,no? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3638 Nope, you're in the right place 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3639 No, I wouldn't wait up 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3640 Lady, don't take the elevator. Take the stairway to Heaven! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3641 Well sure, it looks extreme, but this way we don’t need to mask-up. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3642 So this is the 13th floor. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3643 No, you're way past Basement 3 .... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3644 We got criticized for airing our dirty laundry in public, so we decided to come clean. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3645 This car is reserved for those with or without religious convictions. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3646 This is really an extremely aggressive tatic by the SEC. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3647 You might want one going up. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3648 Miss virtual happy hours now? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3649 Wow! I guess the boss wasn't kidding when he said we were fired! 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3650 Well, it was this or Lawrence Welk. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3651 This is why they never talk about the corporate elevator... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3652 Accounting is actually one floor down. 1.2391 0.04977 92 74 15 3
3653 This elevator has gone to hell ever since those tuba players were in them. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3654 Here come the lawyers... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3655 Darn. I should have taken the Stairway to Heaven. 1.2391 0.05651 92 74 11 5
3656 Just once I want to take the elevator down without all the metaphors. After all, why do you think I quit taking the escalator and the stairs? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3657 We're waiting to hear if we can roast from home. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3658 As if the fire isn't enough, they add in your worst fears. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3659 You’ve been fired too? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3660 Is it hot in here or is it just you? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3661 So, you want me to call the fire department? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3662 I'm pretty sure we're going down, way down. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3663 You can come straight to the top with us but we need to hear you disavow vaccines first. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3664 Going to Hell? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3665 Step in. Things can only go up from here. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3666 Returning to work after quarantine. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3667 Shut the door! This may be Hell but at least we have avoided Covid-19 so far! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3668 Yes, we are going down. There’s plenty of room for you. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3669 I hope you have a firehose in that suitcase! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3670 Welcome to the -4th, Judy. Were you part of the stock buyback team? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3671 Wait... what? No. I thought you said hellevator. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 2
3672 This only goes down. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3673 This is where you're headed if you don't wear a mask. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3674 It’s getting pretty full down here. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3675 A face mask is the least of my worries. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3676 Are they at least playing good music down there? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3677 This is the 3rd Circle. You're looking for the 7th Circle 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3678 We were looking for the stairway to heaven. We wound up in the elevator to hell. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3679 Thanks, I think I’ll wait for the Stairway to Heaven 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3680 Yes, we are indeed the tuba players from a couple of weeks ago - and this is our punishment 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3681 Can you tell the fire drill instructor we get it now? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3682 Dante, that you? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3683 Going down, counsellor? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3684 Yes I know this is the umpteenth Submit a Caption for entering an elevator, BUT as you can see, it MAY be the last !! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3685 I recommend the stairway. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3686 sorry M´am , nudes only 1.2391 0.05651 92 74 12 5
3687 Dante has lifted the restrictions on elevators. It is a new low in hell 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3688 I know I'm supposed to feel fired up, but all I'm feeling is burned down. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3689 The commute is hell. But at least I haven’t been fired. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3690 You know what? I'll take the next one. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3691 Welcome back to the old normal. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3692 It's a common misconception, the sixth circle of hell is actually reserved for people who deliberately fart in the elevator 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3693 Trump Tower" 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3694 That's okay! I'll catch the next one! 1.2391 0.05212 92 75 13 4
3695 Going up?" Who are you kidding! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3696 Sorry, this elevator is reserved for the current White House staff. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3697 I hear the stairs aren't much better. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3698 Relax everyone, it's just a fire drill. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3699 Quick Madge, sign me up for the democrats! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3700 Beware! It's both hot while filled with elevator music> 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3701 And you aren't wearing a mask! Your point? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3702 Okay, okay, maybe global warming is real! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3703 Having a choice seems so misleading 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3704 The sub-basement is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3705 It's the one place we don't need to do social distancing. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3706 Boss, when you told us to,”go to hell”,we didn’t think you meant it” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3707 You are overdressed for this trip! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3708 My bad! I meant to hit the up button... 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3709 We meant to press purgatory. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3710 Just when I've reached the glass ceiling... 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3711 Damn high rises! Dante Condos only had nine floors. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3712 Tax season is hell. 1.2391 0.05212 92 75 13 4
3713 We didn't tip the barista in our cafeteria. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3714 It's safer in here. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3715 Which floor is Legal on? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3716 It’s worth the risk. You don’t want to take the stairs! 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
3717 It takes a little more effort, but if I were you I would try the stairway to heaven. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3718 Hell is a lot closer than I thought. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3719 Sorry, this car is reserved for President Trump. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3720 Did you press all the buttons at once?"......"yes". 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
3721 ‘No but nothing in the association rules forbids elevator foam parties either’ 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3722 ...how dare you all touched the same floor button.. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
3723 This is the elevator where we look you in the eye, talk to you, and you never arrive at your floor. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
3724 Better use the stairs. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
3725 Hey Janice - would you mind grabbing the tanning oil from my desk before you leave. Gotta take advantage of these flares while you can if you know what I mean.” 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3726 I’ll just wait for the 2021 elevator 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3727 Not again" 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3728 It was either this or suffering through 8 hours in the office on the first Monday back at work post-quarantine” 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3729 Our country's leader said one could use fire to kill the virus" 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3730 If I were you I’d take the stairs.” 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3731 I think I’ll take the next one, this one looks full.” 1.2366 0.03384 93 75 17 1
3732 I was working on the quarterly report and thought I would just cut to the chase.” 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3733 We are sheltering in place-You’ll have to wait! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3734 Have fun taking the stairs in those shoes. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3735 No, to see *him*, you'll need to use the other bank over there. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3736 Hello, customer service? I bought the Stairway to Heaven and you sent me the Elevator to Hell. I want a refund this instant! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3737 Come on down. If you're from the White House, you'll fit right in ! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3738 I’ll call for help, remain calm. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3739 Room for one more?” 1.2360 0.05059 89 75 9 5
3740 At least the economy is getting better.” 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3741 Sandra, be a doll and tell my clients I’ll be taking appointments remotely.” 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
3742 Guess boss is on a firing spree again." 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3743 Hellevator to Apathy & Greed, going down." 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3744 You’ll have to wait, we’re going Down. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3745 Told them to not get the bean burrito” #vegansofnyc 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3746 Turns out the 10th circle is corporate America” 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
3747 Flames? No, it is the radiation from 5G that’s actually causing all this heat. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3748 Someone told president that viruses die from heat 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
3749 Do I see behind the wall or is this the side effect of antidepressant? I should increase the dose anyway." 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3750 When they said “it’s going to be hellish going back to work” I didn’t think it would be so literal. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3751 No, sorry. ALL the way down. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3752 While you're here, do you prefer a pizza party or an expensive ad thanking you for your hard work?" 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3753 Guess it’s a permanent lockdown. Told you we should’ve worked from home.” 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3754 Press down to join zoom meeting” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3755 The other one takes you to heaven, but it was taking too long” 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3756 You’re still coming to the meeting, right?” 1.2360 0.03922 89 71 17 1
3757 I don’t care what they say, your fury has nothing on this place. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3758 Literally, we’d rather light ourselves on fire in an active elevator shaft than sit through another audit committee meeting 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3759 For judging my Zoom background 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3760 Taking reduction in force to the next level 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3761 You climate activists always want to be at the centre of the attention, right? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3762 I’m finding it hard to believe that this is what Dante had in mind...” 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3763 Quick! Break the glass ceiling!" 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3764 It's fine. I have fire insurance". 1.2360 0.04081 89 69 20 0
3765 Hell is full of accountants! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3766 In fairness, they did warn us the new normal would be an adjustment.” 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3767 What do you mean it's too early to open back up?" 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3768 The fire escape was blocked, so we decided to embrace the fire instead" 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3769 Glad I decided to skip yesterday’s burrito bar happy hour. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3770 Oh, don't be judgmental! Anyone could use a lift right now." 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3771 Finally! It feels like we’ve been holding the elevator forever." 1.2360 0.04081 89 69 20 0
3772 “Sure, it’s really hot down here but no killer hornets or Covid as of yet” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3773 Who’s fired now, Steve?” 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3774 This elevator goes all the way to the bottom. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3775 I repeat, legitimate case of fire, take stairs! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3776 The elevator's behind you. This is the hellevator. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3777 "Somebody told us to go to Hell" 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3778 Oh good, I see you got my memo to stop hanging around the water cooler. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3779 Carol, we've said this before- bring us toilet paper and we let you in. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3780 Please don’t tell me that’s a handbasket!” 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
3781 Excuse me, have you seen my legal team? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3782 Looks like we’re going down. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3783 Sorry, but we only have room for one soul 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3784 Yes. You got off on The White House” floor 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3785 Janice, can you tell Steven I can't make the 4 o'clock. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3786 We're not sure why anyone works here either 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3787 We thought masks were a step too far. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3788 I'd take the next one, if I were you… 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
3789 You’ll find the charging cord next to the MacKenzie file. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3790 the way the week is going, i might as well throw myself in there as well 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3791 Oh, it's just the annual spring fire sale in the bargain basement. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3792 Everything is a bit crazy at the moment but the CEO said we might get a ping-pong table. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3793 Hey lady one floor down and all hell breaks lose! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3794 We're going down, way, way down. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3795 It's all down from here. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3796 Karen, please push the Dante Second Circle of Hell button, please. You know the Lust one. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3797 This is just a rehearsal... 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
3798 Getting stuck between floors is hell… 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3799 Did you also suggest an executive salary cut? 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
3800 What you see is what you get, lady. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3801 Fire, fire, pants are on fire. You should be fine. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3802 Happy Monday. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3803 Turns out it’s not good intentions, it’s an elevator. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3804 Take the stairs. This is not a dream! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3805 No, this is the revelator. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3806 I told you, for Heaven level take the stairs. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3807 Please . . . do you have any marshmallows? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3808 I'll take the next one down. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3809 They told us there were bagels down here. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3810 It's the new Hellivator, guaranteed to wipe out the virus between floors. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3811 The dark lord beckons, Carol. 1.2360 0.03922 89 71 17 1
3812 Jump into hell or continue living in this mess. You must choose now. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3813 I can’t lend you a hand. Try to drink disinfectant” @cnrk 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3814 Is there room for one more? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3815 Next stop, Hell” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3816 Thanks...but I’ll catch the next one..I’m already in hell..😑 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3817 Brenda has now joined the Zoom conference.” 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3818 Looks full, I guess I’ll take the stairs. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3819 Down. This one is always going down. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3820 HR launched a 'take-the-stairs' campaign with kale smoothies as rewards. Up to you." 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3821 I guess I’ll just take the next one then 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3822 For f*ck's sake, Susan. Just just take the next one." 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3823 So, how was your weekend?” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3824 Look, I like a staycation as much as anyone, but it’s time to get back to work!” 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3825 That's just not fair on so many levels 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3826 Nice skirt, Linda. Is it new? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3827 The glass ceiling wasn't so bad" 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3828 There are no elevators in hell, Karen. You have to take the stairs." 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3829 The flames reduce your chances of contracting Covid-19 by 12%." 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3830 Is this ‘The Burning in debt’ club? 1.2333 0.04483 90 74 13 3
3831 Sorry, I keep forgetting it’s casual Friday, all days” 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3832 “It’s just a spark, Karen. Don’t overreact.” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3833 'Greed is Level Four' 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3834 Oh, what the hell” 1.2333 0.04620 90 77 8 5
3835 Equal but separate, honey! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3836 How your first year in the corporate world feels after college 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3837 Trump’s inferno 1.2333 0.05253 90 71 15 3
3838 Call me when you get home. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
3839 Would you have the time by chance?” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3840 Back to the real world.” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3841 Just jump in, Elaine. Honestly, it's fine once you're in all the way." 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3842 Why Climb the Corporate Ladder When You Can Take The Elevator? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3843 Going up or to hell? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3844 This is the Robo-Caller only elevator - going down of course. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3845 Markell West: "What happened to the sousaphone players?" 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3846 go into my top left desk drawer ... grab that tube of SPF 50 sunscreen with Aloe Vera ... oh, and my dvd of The Great Escape 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3847 I’ll stay. This beats the monthly all-staff meeting. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3848 At least it isn't Take Your Daughter to Work Day. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3849 We didn't know they were N95s. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3850 Is this the floor for purgatory? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3851 You might want to wait for the up car 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3852 Yeah, someone told corporate "heat kills the virus," so here we are... 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3853 You wanted the seventh circle, for lawyers. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3854 Can you believe they were even playing “stairway to heaven” elevator music ??? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3855 I pushed down not way down. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3856 I presume you're going down 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3857 'Is this lingerie?' 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3858 I figured out where the H button takes you. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3859 After a few centuries in here, you get really tired of the elevator music. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3860 Is this my job description? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3861 This one's reserved for caption contest entrants who have never been selected as finalists. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3862 Why does this only happen on Monday’s? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3863 It's not as crowded as it looks. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3864 Express reserved for lawyers 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3865 We worked for the Trump administration and are feeling the "burn". 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3866 Sorry, it's naked only. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3867 'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire, yeah we got the fire fire fire And we gonna let it burn burn burn burn 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3868 Should I log a ticket with facilities? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3869 Warned you -- divorce is hell... 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3870 Darn, the alcohol wipes ignited! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3871 The other elevator is high water. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3872 You can get ahead on your career by coming to work with us. The best legal minds end up here anyway. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3873 Oh, sure. Ha ha. "Going up?" Yeah, that's hilarious lady. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3874 It's a one-way hellevator but at least you don't have to worry about social distancing. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3875 This one takes you to HR. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3876 The sign said, “Exceeding the maximum occupancy is dangerous and unlawful,” but we didn’t think it was THIS dangerous. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3877 No, heaven's on the top floor. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3878 A tad warm, but still better than two tubas. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3879 Going down, right? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3880 Pardon me maam, but is the 6th level ? 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3881 Like you, I was at lower level and inadvertently pushed down. Don't do it. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3882 no need to social distance 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3883 This hellevator is full. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3884 Excuse me, would you mind pushing "Up"? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3885 Maybe you want the up button instead...? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3886 There’s a country song here somewhere...” 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3887 Look, I don't care that this is the 4th Floor/Intimate Apparel. Just give me a hand out of here, OK?" 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
3888 I thought the department meeting was being moved offsite. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3889 “I didn’t know Amazon had space in this building.” 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3890 While you're up there can you check on my 401K? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3891 Vote Democrat 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3892 The other elevator is full of high water. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3893 Try climbing the corporate ladder! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3894 They said our pitch lacked a spark.” 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3895 I guess this doesn’t go up, mm?” 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3896 Turns out this wasn’t a good place to make s’mores 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3897 - Going down? - I think we all are at this point. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3898 We tried to avoid this, but you’re all fired.” 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3899 The engineer didn’t proofread and the contractor followed the plans with uncommon exactness, so here we are ... the hellevator.” 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3900 A little hand here. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3901 Is it any better down there? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3902 “This is fine.” @newyorkercartoons 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3903 No, I'll wait for the next one. None of you are wearing masks. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3904 No way in hell we were taking the stairs up 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3905 Not quite how I remember it." 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3906 We're looking for a large pie filled with lemon custard. Have you seen it? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3907 I’ve got to stop having these menopausal dreams about my co workers. . 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3908 Something is wrong. Shouldn’t the doors be closed? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3909 Back to work. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3910 Oh go on, I will take the stairs! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3911 “thanks, I can take the next elevator” 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3912 Every day is now just Monday 1.2299 0.05348 87 69 14 3
3913 I assume they got fired" 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3914 OMG, It's the neighbours from hell! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3915 What’s the password?” 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3916 Yeah, but Trump's not down here." 1.2299 0.05827 87 69 10 5
3917 « Little Fires Everywhere » 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3918 The highway was closed” 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3919 It was this or go back to our desks. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3920 Pardon me, I thought I had pressed Floor 13. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3921 Please watch your step" 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3922 In case of emergency use stairs 1.2299 0.05092 87 68 16 2
3923 Thanks for the advice...I was just thinking about becoming a small business owner. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3924 Man, I hate Mondays" 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3925 Is it hot in here or are we just crazy?” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3926 Close the door, Karen. You’re letting all the heat out.” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3927 We were told it is extended leave without pay" 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3928 I can’t believe it worked!” 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
3929 We meant to invite you to the party, but you’re a little tightly wrapped. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3930 Or take the stairway to heaven. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3931 Great- first day in this job and it already feels like hell 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3932 We're having a hell of a time in here! 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
3933 Don't lean in. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3934 Fools march in where angels fear to tread or is it angels march in where fools fear to tread? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3935 No. Down. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3936 Have they replaced the "In case of fire" sign yet? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3937 We're headed down for the Q & A with the new CEO. Wanna join us? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3938 Ready to get on the hellevator 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3939 Remember the employment contracts we signed without reading all the fine print? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3940 Whatever you do! Don’t push floor 13! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3941 Burning Up, or Down? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3942 They told us this elevator was reserved for "essential" workers. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3943 We lost our snowball. Please throw it back if you find it. Of course, we both know the chances of that. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3944 Oh, thank God. A new face. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3945 Sorry, Ma'am. We're going down...WAY down! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3946 If anyone asks you, Die Hard is a Christmas movie. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3947 So this is who shows up when you press the emergency alarm button. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3948 You go on. I'll wait for the next one. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3949 No, it's totally normal. This is what happens to 50% of startups after four years. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3950 Could you press the Up button, please? We seem to have ended on the wrong floor 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3951 We seem to be out of brimstone; any chance can you spare some? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3952 Yeah, I know. But the 401-k match is fantastic! 1.2299 0.05593 87 70 12 4
3953 Does it look like it could be going down? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3954 What did you expect -- a stairway? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3955 You'll get fired and go down in flames just like us. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3956 I told him ''If Pence doesn't need a mask neither do we." 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3957 Wrong button, Lady. So welcome to the hellevator. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3958 Nah! You guys are too hot for me! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3959 Disco Inferno? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3960 Going Down Express 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3961 We thought it was going up! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3962 Sure, always straight down and absolutely virus free. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3963 Actually, the worst part is that we still have to pay our co-op fees. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3964 Oh my...Maybe i should ask for that raise tomorrow? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 4
3965 Just a heads-up. Your good intentions can also get here by elevator. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3966 Trust me, the "frying pan" is underrated 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3967 Misery loves company, but first see if you can change the elevator music. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3968 We just missed our deadline." 1.2283 0.04400 92 76 13 3
3969 This is why temperature screening won’t work- people can be hot for all kinds of reasons 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3970 In case of fire, take the stairs." 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3971 Um, helloooo... mask? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3972 I thought you said we were essential? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3973 Compliance kindly requests your signature on this release form.” 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3974 I told you guys, this place has got the hottest jobs in town! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3975 Barb triumphantly seized her chance to not urinate on her burning enemies. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3976 "MA am, if you're looking for heaven you'll have to take the stairs" 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3977 Oh it’s going down, I see” 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3978 “sorry I can’t help, six feet apart!” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3979 Excuse me, are you going up or down? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3980 It’s literally all fire up these days, huh? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3981 It's okay. I'll get the next one" 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3982 So...I guess no meeting then? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3983 For heaven's sake, take your chances on the next car. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3984 I could've sworn I pushed the up button. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3985 I don't think the fire department can help us. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3986 A typical recipe for trajedy: nobody would admit to flatulence; then somebody tried to sneak a cigarette. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3987 Try the stairs. I hear they go to heaven. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3988 Purgatory is three floors up. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3989 What floor is brimstone? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3990 Don't worry. This is the correct elevator to Dante's floor. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3991 You still won't take the stairs? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3992 But it's a disco inferno. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3993 I'd hold the door for you, but. . . 1.2273 0.04033 88 69 19 0
3994 Oh hell, I'll take the other elevator. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3995 You should probably wait for the next elevator. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3996 hey when you guys are done clearing up that fire or whatever it is, someone has graffitied "PC VEY" on a floor tile over here, so if you could get round to clearing htat up afterwards that would be really great, thanks, talk to you later guys, cheers 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3997 I’m lucky I’m not going down... 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3998 The third floor is lava. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3999 You don’t wanna work here! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4000 Did you remember to bring the marshmellows? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
4001 So my coworkers got fired in the elevator today. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4002 Does it help to know that I regret telling you all to go to Hell? Rebecca Hawkins 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4003 We're getting our kicks on shaft 666 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4004 They said the training process would be "intense" 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4005 Down or Up button, it's all the same... 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
4006 It's hell down here! 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
4007 I never expected to see an old flame again. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4008 Sorry, Miss. The tuba players took the last elevator, we are the hellfire bagpipe quartet. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4009 Is this an allegory for my work-life balance? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4010 Well, that's what happens to people who tap the >< button. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4011 Of course we have to stop at every ring. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4012 Love in an elevator, Baby and we are living it while we're going down! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
4013 It’s our way or the highway! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4014 Don't try, take the stairs 1.2273 0.06203 88 75 6 7
4015 Oh, I guess this one's going down. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
4016 Thanks, but I'm headed up. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
4017 FYI it's not circles...it's squares! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4018 You don't want to go to the ground floor. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4019 Did anyone ever teach you that it's rude to stare? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4020 This job really is hell on earth. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4021 I highly recommend taking the stairway to seven. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4022 I take it your going down? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4023 Take the stairs. They're heavenly. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
4024 The building’s new sanitation procedure is extreme, but effective. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
4025 Where’s John Malkovich? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4026 Yes, summer is near and the temperature’s rising, but we figured that this would get rid of the virus much quicker.” 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4027 It’s safer down here.” 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4028 Did he just... cough?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4029 Walking into Monday” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4030 In hindsight, we probably should have taken those calls someplace else." 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4031 I don’t know why everyone is so upset about us not social distancing.” 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4032 Didn’t know we were downsizing” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4033 Step 1: Visualize your pitch succeeding 1.2247 0.06138 89 76 6 7
4034 Diane returns to work after her short term furlough during Covid-19 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4035 These new express elevators sure save a lot of time.” 1.2247 0.05240 89 71 14 3
4036 HEY! Remember social spacing. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4037 It's hell in here - take the next elevator! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4038 did i mention first quarter results came in? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4039 For god’s sake, press up. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4040 This is the last time that I use the elevator in the Dante Building" 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
4041 Warning, the elevator music is a living hell. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4042 We're on strike. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4043 Might as well. Salons aren’t opening for six weeks. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 3
4044 Try to think something positive.... all covid will die in there... cheers up!!! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4045 I do look hot, don't I. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4046 Shut the danged door-we're in the middle of our Bikram session. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4047 *sighs I would have worn a sensible day heel if I had known I would be taking the stairs 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4048 First time in a Finnish elevator? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4049 Our boss will not provide PPE either. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4050 But that gold escalator to Tramp Sewers...whatta bummer! " 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4051 So this is what they meant by ‘staggered re-opening.” 1.2235 0.05391 85 68 13 3
4052 You get used to it 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4053 “Climb in. The fatality rate for people who get burned by fire is lower than the flu.” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4054 Hold still… I have to take a picture of this first.” 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4055 We just found out we were fired. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4056 Hell is the floor above, actually 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4057 Wait! Will being banished from humanity to eternity in Hell impact my accrued time off? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4058 We got lost on the way to Burning Man." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4059 No Karen, you still have work to do. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4060 Yes, I put in a maintenance request about the flames last week.” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4061 Someone bought the stairway to heaven. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4062 I’m not supposed to say it in a crowded space. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4063 I know we were behind on our rent, Joyce; but did it have to come to this? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4064 It’s not what you think - the cafeteria’s soft serve machine exploded one floor below.... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4065 I'd take the stairs if I was you. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4066 What the hell's going on here, Frank? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4067 Sally, once you get use to the heat, hell isn't that bad, plus you don't have to worry about getting coronavirus! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4068 Where’s Malkovich? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4069 Welcome to the "Atone for Pilfering Office Supplies" express elevator. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4070 Gwen immediately regretted impatiently pressing the down button for the sixth time. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4071 Welcome to the new economy. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4072 This is only going down to the first circle where we have to isolate for fourteen days 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4073 Going to the board meeting? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4074 Our shareholders appreciate the transparency. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4075 Don't think of it as the elevator to Hell, it's more worst party bus ever. 1.2235 0.03696 85 71 12 2
4076 The Purgatory is next ride 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4077 Take the one to your right, it only goes up. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4078 We're practicing antisocial distancing here! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4079 The Hell convention seemed like a good idea before the elevator ride 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4080 This must be Purgatory level." 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4081 I guess the stairway to Heaven is under construction” 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4082 Pretty sure I pressed UP 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4083 What circle? #dantesinferno 1.2209 0.05072 86 68 15 2
4084 Theres birthday cake down here” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4085 Down or down?" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4086 “You guys sit tight, Mr. McQueen and Mr. Newman will be on set any minute.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4087 I guess I have to rewrite the fire exit policy again" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4088 What happened to a hand basket? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4089 Wow, didn’t know that -I stands for Inferno. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4090 They said heat kills the virus” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4091 it’s not a highway to hell. it’s an elevator. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4092 Our efforts to deep clean the elevators got a little out of hand. But we’re pretty sure there’s no living virus in here anymore if you want to hop on... 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4093 William was right. Seems like hell IS empty and all devils really ARE here” 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4094 Please let's not start coughing now: one tragedy at a time." 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4095 Excuse me. One of your contracts is missing a signature. Are you sure you understand the Terms and Conditions of eternal damnation?" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4096 Oh so that’s where all the protestors live” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4097 I love the smell of brimstone in the morning." 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4098 I guess the company’s new policy limiting the number of persons on an elevator post Covid-19 is in effect. I’ll take the stairs, I’m behind on my steps for the day anyway...” 1.2209 0.05585 86 70 11 3
4099 Have you been fired too? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4100 Which floor Shiela? HR or Legal?” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4101 We got the memo that COVID19 dies off at high temperatures. Jared figured out this is better than using up all the disinfectant. " 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4102 It might be sarcasm but he said fire kills the China Virus and giant Asian murder hornets. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4103 Steve, have you sent me that TPS report yet?” 1.2209 0.04018 86 73 10 3
4104 You’ll all be receiving generous severance packages in spite of the current climate.” 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4105 “This really should have been a zoom meeting” 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4106 Too much UV light and not enough disinfectant, I see” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4107 Yep, back to reality 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4108 I thought it was supposed to be a highway to hell, not an elevator 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4109 I thought HR canceled the corporate weight loss competition" 1.2209 0.01170 86 74 11 1
4110 Take the elevator, they said. It's going to be lit, they said" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4111 “Yes Diane, the mechanic did come but he didn’t have a mask.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4112 Actually, I think I’ll take the stairs.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4113 I know, it's on fire. But what about my freedom?" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4114 Karen- now is not the time. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4115 Are there still donuts in the break room?” 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4116 do not press the down button! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4117 Interns.” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4118 It’s actually not that bad.” 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4119 I’d heard of employees getting burned by the company, but I wasn’t expecting this.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4120 Hey Sharon, glad I caught you, I’m still gunna need that report by Monday.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4121 So Zoom instead?" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4122 Are we getting fired? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4123 We were just sent here from the Idle Hands staffing agency. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4124 If I could live my whole life over, next time I'd take the escalator. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4125 Going waaaaaaaayyyyyy down. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4126 Since Larry couldn't celebrate his divorce at Burning Man this year, we thought we'd bring Burning Man to Larry." 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4127 I guess heat doesn’t always rise. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4128 Hold the elevator. Too much uncertainty up here. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4129 We're full ma'am, I'm afraid you're going to have to use the handbasket." 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4130 Er, sorry, Ma'am, you take the stairway to heaven. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4131 None of us like Led Zeppelin. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4132 On the plus side, our HOA fees are very reasonable. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4133 The 13th floor is "Come Hell" and the 14th is "High Water"! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4134 You're in the right floor. We're the law firm 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4135 And there's a special place for people who don't wear masks and protest social distancing! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4136 The regular Hellevator is out of service, so they gave us this one for the morning, okay? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4137 Since Trump assessed that the coronavirus would just disappear 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4138 This elevator only goes to 2020. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4139 I know! What are the chances that simply working here puts you on an express elevator to hell! 1.2209 0.05335 86 69 13 3
4140 Oh, this is the sixth circle. You’re probably going to the eighth. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4141 Jump right in. We had to kill Covid-19 if they're bringing us back 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4142 I thought we were going up. 1.2209 0.04935 86 71 12 3
4143 After we allowed the virus to spread the up button stopped working. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4144 Who knew it went past the basement? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4145 Sorry. This elevator is reserved for our relocation to Earth. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4146 No, heaven is on floor 3. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4147 .....I much prefer hell for the company...... 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4148 Never curse the super, or forever you'll be a ghost rider trapped between the floors. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4149 We're the Kushner Corona Virus task force - we were only trying to heeeeeeeelppppp! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4150 Why is the elevator always down the day I wear heels? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4151 She wasn’t known for her flamboyance. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4152 Hell is full, so they're putting us in the basement here because they liked the 666 in your address. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4153 No thanks, I'm definitely going up! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4154 You could have left the briefcase in the West Wing. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
4155 Sorry, We're the group that's going to Hell 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4156 Who pressed "S" for Sin ! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4157 How's this for a red-hot elevator pitch? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4158 Is this floor the Prada offices? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4159 Going down? ... Of course you are. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4160 'furloughed' 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4161 Is this going up or down? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4162 Someone pressed the H button. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4163 Please! For God’s, push the up button! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4164 We are already down. 1.2209 0.05335 86 68 13 3
4165 No. Really. Going down. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4166 The stairs might be a better bet. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4167 As Mabel walked up to the elevator, she suddenly realized that she was seeing an M. C. Escher type drawing on the elevator doors. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4168 those were some SPICY pickles! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4169 The fireman's helmet button didn't do what we expected it to. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4170 And you thought your day was hell? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4171 Don't go the the "Fire Sale" floor. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4172 This is what I get for going corporate. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4173 elevator chat 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4174 We're protesting social distancing. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4175 Is that the Fifth circle? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4176 I guess you can burn calories on elevators.” 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4177 Living the dream" 1.2198 0.05369 91 74 11 4
4178 Never mind, don’t wait for me, I forgot my mask” 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4179 „Up?” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4180 Firing people is one hell of a job” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4181 Welcome to Trump Tower, aka Don T’s Inferno. What floor?” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4182 'Sorry ma'am, four people max per ride' 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4183 Fire kills the virus!” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4184 There's room for one more." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4185 Welcome to Dante’s 10th circle of hell: an elevator during a virus pandemic.” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4186 Gotta think whether I'm setting out to do my job or to risk the pandemic on myself" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4187 Next floor: Purgatory, executive level. . 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4188 Are people going to far with "internet challenges" or i'm just getting older? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
4189 What the hell is going on here? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4190 I’d help you, but none of you are wearing masks.” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4191 M.E.G.A! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4192 Oh, geez, is the devil wearing Prada again? I really need to get a new office space.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4193 Forgot to pay our HOA dues.” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4194 That was, “there’s room for one more,” not “please make me into a s’more.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4195 Someone farted" 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4196 Corporate launched their "Going Green, Scared Straight" program 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4197 That escalated quickly 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4198 Does this one stop at social distancing?" 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4199 Going ALL the way down? Make room. Can’t be worse than up here.” 1.2195 0.05762 82 67 10 4
4200 Trump looking at China in February 2020 like...hmm nothing to see here. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4201 Yeez, those extra five minutes crying in the bathroom stall at the end of the day weren’t for nothing after all 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4202 Susan, can you PLEASE hand me my briefcase!” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4203 we’re headed to Florida” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4204 We will be able to socially distance just fine after all this!” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4205 Sorry, this elevator is reserved for the executive team. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4206 It's just a fun Zoom background. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4207 We went one over the ‘Maximum Capacity’ limit...not sure if by ‘Persons’ or by ‘Lbs.’”. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4208 Get in, President Trump said this will kill the virus!” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4209 Unemployment Insurance 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4210 Didn't you get the memo? Three people in the elevator at a time 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4211 The only floor this is going is the year 2020." 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4212 Receptionist: Welcome to Madison Avenue, Trump re-election committee! Follow me to the conference room. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4213 And they told me this job was HELL. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
4214 I knew I should of just called in sick today 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4215 I didn't think the "close door" button would do anything either. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4216 Y’all went to work too soon. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4217 I thought you said you wanted to come back to work? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4218 "Wait till you see our gender neutral toilets." 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4219 Pam, please send an email to Dr. Satan. Tell him we're coming down with something." 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4220 Hey boss. Everything's going fine dunworryaboutit. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4221 It was the only way to stay below maximum capacity 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4222 I knew hell was close but not this close 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4223 Oh great. Another corporate retreat.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4224 First day back at the office 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4225 It’s going down. I’m yelling timber.” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4226 Would you mind taking another one? We’re rehearsing the Great Recession sequel for the office reopening party.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4227 Global warming. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4228 "...but Jerry, I just bought this suit" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4229 In Britain we call this a Lift" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4230 ...but President Trump said this would also help fight the coronavirus” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4231 Really wish I had changed into my sneakers.” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4232 "Hop in. It's not coronavirus." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4233 Come in, at least we are in this together” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4234 Mind if I join? Things aren’t going so well here. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4235 Nothing 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4236 we were fired.” 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4237 The company protocol for firing employees has gotten quite literal, hasn’t it?” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4238 I guess this is why they told me to climb the corporate ladder instead of just taking the elevator." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4239 The Floor is lava is so 2018." 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4240 Well, this is one hell of a social distancing motivation 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4241 “Sorry, I forgot my mask at my desk” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4242 We’re still seizing your paychecks to pay back your student loans.” -Betsy DeVos 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4243 Better than small talk I guess 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4244 “Is that a symptom!?” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4245 These fever dreams are getting worse and worse..." 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4246 This is the after-lift” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4247 For once, it’s good Marty didn’t hold the door” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4248 “Thanks. I’ll catch the next one. Only going as far as Purgatory.” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4249 In the event of a fire, please do not use the elevator", 'I said the online training was mandatory!'" 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4250 Hell, we can always make room for one more." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4251 Glad to see everyone’s fired up after that meeting! 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4252 Have you tried injecting fire-extinguishing liquid? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4253 Sorry for the inconvenience. This world is currently out of order." 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4254 I specifically asked maintenance to fix the heating in the north elevators 1.2195 0.05213 82 65 14 2
4255 Suits optional” 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4256 You don’t have to wear masks in here!” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4257 Oh, thanks but i’m actually waiting for the next. I’m part of phase two’s reintegration. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4258 These new social distancing counter-measures are getting a bit extreme...” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4259 Could you please call maintenance? We're stuck. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4260 Hey Karen. Pass me some hand sanitizer, would ya? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4261 I'll wait for the one going up. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4262 You've got the stairs. We got the shaft. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4263 We were talking about relativity, and then things started getting out of hand. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 11 3
4264 The flames are fine⁠—it's the Muzak that gets to you. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4265 Push the down button for your own good 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4266 Go to hell. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4267 Stairway to heaven still out of order? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4268 I mean, you did fire us. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4269 Would you please let Janet know we’re ready to see her? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4270 Umm.. I will excuse myself to the next one for social distancing. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4271 Don't, tell the super, we we're playing with matches. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4272 We had only asked if we could still Feel the Bern. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4273 I hope that’s not a hand basket. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4274 Hi, Hillary...we've been expecting you. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4275 Machiavelli for Managers was bad enough--but now Dante? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4276 Yes. WAY down. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4277 They hated the elevator pitch. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4278 No, it just looks like hell ... we're actually all just going upstairs for IRS audits. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4279 Yeah, we’re going down. Way down. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4280 HR is out of control. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4281 If I'd known there was a floor between heaven and hell, I wouldn't have pressed the button. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4282 You're... you're... naked! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4283 There go our stock options. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4284 Yep. It’s time to go home again 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4285 Hang on, Rosie. We’re still disinfecting in here. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4286 Yes, use the up arrow to reach the lobby. All floors beneath are just garage parking hell. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4287 Or go back home and quarantine with the kids for another month? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4288 Is this the Berners support group? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4289 I'm sorry you had to find out this way." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4290 I've heard of stairway to heaven, but... 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4291 These shapes don’t really look like fire, but we’re supposed to be in hell. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4292 Take the stairway. It leads to heaven. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4293 Could you press up, please? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4294 It was this or the management meeting on the twelfth floor. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4295 Don't bother pressing the red service button. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4296 It's a wild fire sale in the basement! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4297 We didn't start the fire, but it's always burning. 1.2195 0.05213 82 64 14 2
4298 No ma'am, this elevator is definitely going down. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4299 We're all fired whistleblowers. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
4300 We've just moved over from Trump Tower. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4301 You can all go to hell! I’m out of here. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4302 The sousaphone guys are on four, still looking for a decent caption 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4303 What the hell, I pressed UP! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4304 The boss says you won't have to wear a mask if you take this elevator. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4305 Congratulations on the promotion. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4306 Ok, I'll admit it! I'm late because I overslept, but this "pants on fire" thing seems a little severe. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4307 And they're not even wearing masks. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4308 No, not up, going down. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4309 And we will all go down together ... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4310 You're right, I'll be damned if we all go back to our offices too soon. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4311 It just depends on how badly you hate your job. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4312 Take the stairs before it's too late! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4313 Hope you've got some good intentions in there. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4314 I'd take the next car... 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4315 Going dowwwwwn! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4316 Do you happen to have some ice-cold beer in that briefcase? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4317 Sorry, reception is horrible in here. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4318 You would think stuck in between floors would be purgatory. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4319 Maybe I should have sold my shares 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4320 Hello,ma'am. My name is Vergil. It's a helluva elevator ride. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4321 We've got the best music. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4322 Do we still get unemployment?" 1.2195 0.05355 82 69 9 4
4323 The Hellevator only goes in one direction, 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4324 No, this is the Hellevator. Stairway to Heaven is down the hall and to the left 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4325 No. It only goes down. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4326 Actually it has frozen over due to climate change. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4327 If you're looking for OJ, he's still alive. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4328 This is June 2020, enjoy May while you can. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
4329 What? Another elevator cartoon so soon? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4330 Please call the fire department. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4331 What makes you so confident you're going up? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4332 I'd wait on the one going up if I were you. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4333 Maybe try the fire escape? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4334 No, the going up was not worth the coming down. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4335 No, if you’re going to heaven, you have to use the stairway.... 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4336 Robert? Oh, well, I`ll wait for the next one. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4337 Jump in... there will be no loan... Jared Kushner gave all 3.2 trillion to Prince Mohammad Bin Salman to rescue the Saudi Oil Fields 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4338 Is Lust or Gluttony on the second circle? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4339 Heaven? Sorry, we're going down. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4340 ‘’ I recommend you wear something more comfortable.” 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4341 Welcome back from quarantine to corporate hell, we’ve missed you ! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4342 You’re going straight to hell. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4343 They have Lysol wipes down here!” 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4344 Use the stairs” 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4345 What now boss? You just told us to burn in hell!” 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4346 Hell in an elevator 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
4347 I know, I know, we’re all playing with fire, but we passed around Purell before coming in.” 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4348 They said they were essential so it’s ok. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4349 I still expect that report on my desk by 5pm Bob! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4350 Another staff meeting?!” 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4351 We expected business casual, Mrs. DeVos. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4352 This one is going to Customer Service 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4353 We're hoping for a Presidential Pardon! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4354 What do you mean, we haven’t paid our retainer fee? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4355 Maybe you shouldn't be leaving work early 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4356 Sorry. You would be breaking our social distance policy! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4357 There is no up option! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4358 Come on baby, light my fire.." 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4359 This elevator only goes down and you need to be naked and dead if you choose to join us. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4360 Oh my! Exactly like that Doom painting hanging at the church. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4361 So I said, "What have we got to lose?", and pressed the button for the 8,473rd floor. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4362 No thank you, I'll wait for the next Hellevator. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4363 That's less than six feet. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4364 Maybe corporate life isn't for me. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4365 Unless you are in a hurry, I’d take the stairs. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4366 Could you get someone to turn off the Pandora Emo channel? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4367 Well that's what you get for not social distancing. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4368 Hell, yes. Wanna make something of it? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4369 Only thing we did was exercise our Constitutional right to oppose safe-distancing. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4370 Don’t tread on us. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 10 4
4371 President Trump recommended this as a way to prevent catching the Covid virus. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4372 Don’t toe-dip, jump in and get it over with. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4373 This one's the express - it goes straight to hell." 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4374 Looking at 2020 like...” 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4375 I just came from the frying pan" 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4376 “On the plus side, we don’t have to answer any emails.” 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4377 Smoke break, anyone?” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4378 Still not keeping proper social distancing I see" 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4379 What’s that? All of you are dying? Actually more people die of the flu. We need to open the country back up.” 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4380 Up or down..who really knows anymore. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4381 Looks like the CEOs are under fire again. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4382 I prefer the stairway to heaven... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4383 Elevator is stuck, you will have to take the handbasket. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4384 I should have splurged for valet service. This lower level parking is hell! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4385 And to think I only got "laid off" 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4386 The office snacks are terrible...and forget about adjusting the thermostat. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4387 But you said we'd all go down together. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4388 ...and Doris thought to herself , "Maybe I should wait for the next one..........." 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4389 No, I am not going your way. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4390 I think I’m going to wait for it to go up... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4391 Hey! Join the party, we're going to ignore all the social distancing rules and have a party in the basement. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4392 No, this car's for Heresy. Fraud's the next shaft over. If you want Limbo, take the stairs. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4393 Do you have any marshmallows? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4394 “Karen, PLEASE tell me you brought the emergency s’mores kit?” 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
4395 Don't bother. Some little imp pressed all the buttons. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
4396 Leave the clothes, just bring the money. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4397 Don't worry there's room. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4398 Found you!!! A game of sardines wasn't as much fun as they hoped, even after spicing it up with a bit of whipped cream. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4399 You shouldn't have said: This is a hell of a job! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4400 Guess I will take the stairs 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4401 You are getting warmer" 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4402 Why are you all naked? Get back to work, there’s a pandemic goin on.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4403 “Well if it opens it must be safe” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4404 Bring your kindling to work day 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4405 Come on in, the fire's fine!" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4406 only in New York baby 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4407 You’re not claustrophobic, are you? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4408 It’s actually less deadly than the flu 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4409 Could you press floor 2020 for me please” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4410 Oh, hey Pam! Yeah I'm doing great. How about this weather? It's finally warmer but it's SO windy. How're Jim and the kids? Yeah let's catch up later!" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4411 Still easier than taking the stairs” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4412 Don’t mind me I’ll take the stairs 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4413 Oh ,so this is what Dante’s Inferno must look like. Divine comedy. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4414 guess i’ll just take the stairs then.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4415 I heard it goes away with the heat. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4416 “this is a no smokers building....you’ll all need to put those out” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4417 I knew this corporation has been going to hell for years” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4418 Is that fire gluten free? I don’t want to get bloated” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4419 Oh so you guys tried the bleach vaccine? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4420 The sign says to take the stairs in case of a fire...do you guys know where the stairs are?” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4421 We’re going live on Instagram on floor 3.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4422 So that’s where Carole baskin’s husband went” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4423 The common cold kills more people than this fire every year. Why should it stop me from going to work? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4424 Maybe get the next one.” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4425 You deserve it! you all know it's only one person per lift 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4426 I was told it would improve cost efficiency but I don’t remember how 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4427 I promise, it’s safe to go back to work. We’ve found a foolproof cure for COVID-19. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4428 Y’all are still coming to work tomorrow right? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4429 If 2020 were an elevator” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4430 Heavens above!” 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4431 I’m not going down in flames. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4432 No way I'm getting in: nobody is wearing a mask" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4433 “I don’t know what to tell you, we reserved this elevator until 9” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4434 Don’t worry, you’ll definitely qualify for hazard pay now.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4435 Finance didn’t like the proposal 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4436 Hey.. you know what! Feeling great to be dying of this fire than the virus!" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4437 Ugh its full, just my luck!" 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4438 You did say you were 'In it together', how beautiful to see you meant it. I said 6 feet, next elevator please." 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4439 . " Oh sorry you want 14. This is 13, Portal to Hell. 1.2125 0.06083 80 66 7 4
4440 Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4441 The art department needed a project.” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4442 “The doctors were wrong, we’re still alive!” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4443 I feel like this could have been an email.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4444 Hey, sorry, it’s one of those tik tok challenges to Nellys hot in here....could you just, close the elevator, please...” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4445 “Oh good I’m going down too! Is there room?” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4446 👏 hey, close the door. You’re letting all the heat out 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4447 This has to be the most elaborate ‘upskirt’ ever conceived.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4448 Come on in the water’s warm 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4449 Ill take the next one to 2021... 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4450 I guess they'll do anything to get us to take the stairs. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4451 No, this one is going all the way down." 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4452 Which floor are you going to? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 12 2
4453 Hi is Earth's crust on this level? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4454 Take a wild guess. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4455 "The fire and brimstone aren't bad, but the Muzak is hell." 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4456 Six feet, lady! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4457 Sorry I'll miss the meeting, but can you tell them we hit all our data mining targets? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4458 The company is going down. We are all fired! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4459 This is hell. Your in laws are one floor below. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4460 Is floor ‘H’ heaven or hell? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4461 Yeah, I know, I'm pretty hot. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4462 I meant the other fire department 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4463 Didn't you read the sign? "In case of fire, use the stairs." 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4464 Hell no Martha! You"re going to the office wearing that outfit? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4465 Welcome to Devil Dealmakers, LLC. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4466 Sixth floor, Hades underwear 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4467 Never release gas in an elevator. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4468 Hell would be easy, we're going to Pittsburgh. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4469 we're acting out figures of speech 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4470 Mam, please take off your shoes! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4471 Are you from Human Resources? It's getting a bit heated in here. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4472 Suddenly the corporate ladder doesn't seem so bad. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4473 Hell is a bit closer than I expected. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4474 I fell into a burning ring of fire.... 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4475 St. Peter said "Take the down elevator". 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4476 On the other hand, it's great for building a tan. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4477 Sorry, could you catch the next one? I've got a load of brimstone. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4478 Holy Hell! Here comes another one!" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4479 This is for Trump Administration employees only." 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4480 They’ve instituted serious repercussions for anyone getting on the elevator without a mask." 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4481 The perks aren't worth it. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4482 Press ‘U’ for underworld 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4483 Betty decided it wasn't worth the risk .. not a face mask in sight 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4484 But stairs are such a pain in these heels... 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4485 Trust me, ma'am, take the stairway to heaven. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4486 this is what demotion looks like 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4487 Don't worry. We're only playing with fire. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4488 It doesn’t matter, we all pushed Up too. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4489 Could you press the "going up" button? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4490 Before you get in - this one doesn't stop at the parking garage. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4491 Our office has proudly had no Coronivurus-related deaths to date 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4492 Is this the ground floor? We've been stuck in the basement for an eternity! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4493 You all called the company a hell hole and now you’re paying for it! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4494 Is this the limbo floor? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4495 No, sorry; the Stairway to Heaven is down the hall to your left. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4496 Take the next one, it’s hell in here 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4497 Can you let the supply department know that Accounting is almost is almost out of paper. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4498 No we're aren't going up! Why would you think that? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4499 When the government "opens" back up and you join the essential workers on Monday 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4500 'Going up' just wasn't an option for us 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4501 And worst if all, pizza is always thoroughly burnt! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4502 Down Only 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4503 Get in Carren.. this party is lit ! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4504 Yes, Janet, I DO think the corner office was worth it! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4505 There was a fire sale on the fourth floor. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4506 If you’re the new recruit for Fox News... jump in. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4507 I could swear that I pushed 'Up' 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4508 I know it looks dangerous, but the flames really help with the social distancing. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4509 Lady do you want to burn in hell for eternity or wait for the express elevator?" 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4510 It beats awkward silence. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4511 a new face in hell !!! gOing dOwn ! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4512 13th floor, please. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4513 Jump in, it’s a dry heat. 1.2125 0.05092 80 67 10 3
4514 I think I saw an extinguisher on floor 7 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4515 You might as well join us 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4516 So that's what happens when you don't social distance in the elevators. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4517 Sorry, we're headed down...Way down. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4518 I'd take the stairs, the elevator's on fire. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4519 We thought the job postings read "InTERNal" Communications. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4520 This is hell for us too, lady. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4521 I see you've started the office party without me. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4522 You may want to try the 'up' button. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4523 You'd think this was the last sub-basement, but it isn't. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4524 Please use the elevator at your own risk. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4525 I think we can make room. Can you weep and gnash your teeth? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4526 You might want to ignore the "Fire Exit" signs. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4527 Be a dear and hit the alarm button, please. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4528 Oh, Jane -- I might be awhile; can you handle the Fisher account? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4529 „Well yeah... but at least health insurance is pretty decent” 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4530 We pressed Down instead of Up. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4531 Fire, what fire? That’s a media hoax. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4532 It’s okay. I’ll take the next one.” 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4533 the pandemic has caused the company to do multiple firing at once" 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4534 It hasn’t reached the C-Suite yet but it might come up 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4535 Get in already. It's getting cold. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4536 Come on in, the fire’s hot. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4537 Come on in, we’re making record profits. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4538 Corporate doesn’t want anyone getting sick.” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4539 You look a little stressed. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4540 I've got to stop watching the post-apocalyptic movies Netflix is recommending me" 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4541 Oh no! This reminds me that I left the stove on.” 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4542 No thanks, I’ll catch the next one. I’m going up. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4543 Push up, Push up! For god's sake just keep pushing, keep pushing! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4544 This elevator still plays Muzak! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4545 Mama, I think the elevator to the right goes up to heaven 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4546 No, the other one is 'Up. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4547 Never mind - I'm going up (to heaven) anyways 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
4548 Your intentions seem good enough. Hop on in! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4549 Elevator sharks! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4550 We’re heading down. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4551 We quit and couldn't find a bridge. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4552 It’s time to open up the country! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4553 can you send a memo to John saying we've picked our favourite elevator pitch?" 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4554 “Internet trolls waiting for your tweet” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4555 See, this is what happens when you refuse to self-quarantine.” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4556 Sorry, you’ll have to take the next one” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4557 I’ll just take the stairs” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4558 Susan, on floor 2021, finds an elevator of her coworkers trapped on the floor below." 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4559 We just signed that new contract, but we didn't read the fine print. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4560 Hey Boss, how does everything look from above? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4561 Dante: Hey, Beatrice. I think it is time you send Virgil!” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4562 So this is what's going on behind closed doors..." 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4563 This 1,5 meters security distance feels like fire” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4564 Getting fired was even worse than I imagined.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4565 The best kind of sanitizer there is. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4566 They said the stairway to heaven is out of order, so we’re headed straight to hell.” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4567 Towering inferno. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4568 You have pushed the wrong button 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4569 (Thought bubble) did I turn off the stove? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4570 Seriously? Ok, just move over and make some space. Im not going home. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4571 Muzak can have pyrotechnics too, you know. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4572 I’m sorry Mary, but we decided to publish Dante over Brontë” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4573 Damnit we called for help, not Sheryl 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4574 No thank you, I’ll take the next one to see Trump.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4575 The road is paved with good intentions, but the shaft just uses regular steel. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4576 Don’t worry, these flames aren’t contagious. . 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4577 'Damnit Karen, the lift is full" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4578 The downside to rubbing alcohol 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
4579 Ok, I'll sign" 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4580 Breathe! It’s just a wallpaper! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4581 Welcome to the anti-social distancing protest. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4582 On the bright side, we get a half-eternity bonus and there’s no HR department.” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4583 It may not be the relaxing room we asked for but at least they answered our petition.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4584 Scene of the 4th floor of 2020 building, The Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4585 Boss, this corporate look really suits you!" 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4586 Our colleagues decided this was the only appropriate punishment for refusing to mute our microphones when joining the company-wide call.” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4587 It’s one floor down. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4588 "well, this escalated quickly." 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4589 Hey Sharon, I think I’m going to take a personal day tomorrow” 1.2078 0.04467 77 63 13 1
4590 Welcome back to work everyone” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4591 Nina was glad she had just resolved to use the stairs at her office more frequently 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4592 Yes! Going down is hot!!!” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4593 “How are the quarantine protests going?” 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4594 Follow me to Elysium 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4595 I'm afraid you didn't survive... and this isn't heaven. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4596 step in Ms McEnany you know who you work for. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4597 In case of fire exit using stairs 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4598 Did I happen to leave a bottle of hand sanitizer in there?” 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4599 It’s either the hellevator or the stairway to heaven.” 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
4600 Social Distancing is the Cooler 😎 Option! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4601 Saunas were on the non-essential services list, so we decided to improvise" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4602 The elevator to go down is always full! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4603 Tell Bob I’ll just be a few minutes late.” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4604 Karen: Oh well, from the "firing" pan to the fire it is. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4605 Firm's balance sheet saved by discovery of new Banksy artwork on elevator doors on return from lockdown" 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4606 This must be the elevator to 2020 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4607 Oh hey Mary! Nothing to be alarmed at. We’re trialling Trump’s planned COVID fumigation lift for offices, before allowing people to return to work. He says it was well researched... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4608 I think the sanitizing procedure is working a little too well.” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4609 They said my client was already condemned, but this is ridiculous” 1.2078 0.03114 77 65 11 1
4610 Sorry guys. I told you to beg forgiveness for stealing all that toilet paper from the Big boss. You knew Fire and brimstone came right after the killer insects and the pandemic.” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4611 That’s one hell of a life 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4612 Walking into 2020 like...” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4613 I though the president was firing us up, not down... " 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4614 I’m good, how are you?” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4615 should I post this on facebook or instagram? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4616 Hell is the new ground floor.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4617 Never imagined how literal “get the hell out” could be. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4618 „ Elevator Party? Hell Yeah, that‘s lit.“ 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4619 Dead end. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4620 Could have would have, taken the stairway to heaven." 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4621 Welcome to the Hellevator. We’ll take you all the way down. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4622 This is Covid 19. Which number did you press? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4623 No, bankers are on the 4th circle of hell. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4624 Is there any level of Hell that's not the legal department? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4625 Now I know why there's a elevator in a one story building. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4626 This one is going really far down. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4627 You’re supposed to take the stairs, in case of fire. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4628 We fell from seven. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4629 Heard you got the promotion! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4630 Dante’s tenth ring of hell, right this way. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4631 Oh Hell - just come on in - the water is warm 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4632 I guess they were right about that social distancing thing. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4633 Is this a bad time to say you're fired... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4634 Would you please push the up button? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4635 I've played God twice so now it's George Burns. Is that it Gracie? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4636 Hard to believe it's only one floor down. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4637 It’s just my fake zoom background. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4638 I thought going up in flames was on the 4th floor. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4639 Always room for one more 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4640 Thanks, but I'll take the next one. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4641 My ex-husband was right, “I am going to Hell”, but I didn’t think it was going to be on an elevator. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4642 Don't shred the wrong stuff. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4643 Mary if you accept my apology for stealing your dolls when we were kids I'll get moved up to purgatory. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4644 Avoid the heat....save yourself! Take the stairs! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4645 This is definitely a coronavirus hot spot!" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4646 Nope . Descending 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4647 It’s the 8th level of Dante’s ‘In Furlough’. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4648 It’s not too late, Kellyanne. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4649 Is that Pastor Dave? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4650 Any chance you could bring the water cooler with you? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4651 She called him a Luddite, and then all hell broke loose. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4652 This is Dante’s mezzanine level of Hell. It’s for those who talk in elevators. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4653 Going down?", "Yeah, all the way. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4654 Don't worry I was going UP! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4655 The road to hell is paved with my intentions. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4656 I see you haven't been informed on our company's Casual Friday policy, Betsy. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4657 We're reconsidering our stance on social distancing. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4658 Or you could take the Stairway to Heaven 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4659 This is just another elevator cartoon. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4660 Maybe the escalator would be a better choice! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4661 You are wearing no panties, you are on your way to hell. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4662 L is not for Lobby! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4663 Are you my 3:00?! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4664 We're coming from Jared Kushner's hellish office! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4665 Sorry. This one only stops at Accounting. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4666 Guys, we’re headed up! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4667 How was your day? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4668 Power suit, heels, leather briefcase....this is how every one of my porn fantasies start. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4669 Yes, hell is other people. In an elevator. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4670 The reorganization meeting got a little out of hand. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4671 Guess what Frank had for breakfast 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4672 This is the path to Hell. Take the other elevator. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4673 Its just a drill! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4674 Is this ride going up or down? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4675 Debra, you can go ahead and cancel my 2:30. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4676 We're from accounts. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4677 You do realize, that committee’s comment, to “hell and back” was not to be taken literally! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4678 Your choices are fire and brimstone basement, or cracked glass ceiling. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4679 Use the staircase to get to the glass ceiling. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4680 Is this the right floor for Mister Dante´? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4681 Stuck between floors is not equal to purgatory. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4682 We appreciate your sympathy, but could you push the ‘up’ button for us? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4683 We’re spending eternity looking for a stapler. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4684 Just jump on already. We don't care about that six feet rule in hell. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4685 Out of the frying pan into the fire. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4686 Appeals take forever, can't you get me out on bail first? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4687 If I were you, I’d take the other fire escape. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4688 Whatever you do, don't press Sub-Sub Basement. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4689 I thought that last meeting was hell! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4690 Way down? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4691 I believe I'll take the stairwell to heaven instead 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4692 You said going Down! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4693 Wow! You made an effort to look nice! You should really take the HOPEFUL elevator! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4694 This IS the executive elevator. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4695 Sorry, I just clocked out. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4696 I may have pressed down, but I am meant to go up. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4697 Elevator Hot Box" sounded so fun in the email 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4698 I thought the investment bank had the top floor? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4699 Just as there is a stairway to heaven, there is an elevator to hell 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4700 Now's not a good time. Read the room, Joyce. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4701 Sorry, I meant to press up. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4702 Welcome back, Barbara. Work is pretty much the same as before. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4703 We meet again 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4704 At least this burns more calories than taking the stairs.” 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4705 Doesn’t look like you’re six feet apart down there” 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4706 We didn't stay six feet apart in the break room. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4707 Watching everyone in FL go to the beaches since they’ve reopened. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
4708 Yes. And I was sent here for looking up women’s skirts. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4709 We're celebrating Cinco de Meringue . . . join us? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4710 WOW! What an eye popping mural . 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4711 No, this one's going down." 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4712 This isn’t 6 feet but I heard fire kills viruses.” 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
4713 Looks like performance review day is going well” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4714 When I said you were fired, I wasn’t talking about it. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4715 Going up?” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4716 Elevator to hell? I thought it was highway to hell ! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4717 Don’t mind me, not in a hurry, I’ll get the next” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4718 Welcome to the new normal." 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4719 This is the seventh circle of hell. You’re looking for the lobby.” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4720 Corporate’s new take the stairs initiative” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4721 Are you guys going down?" 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4722 Well at least I got my haircut 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4723 We can squeeze you in on our way down Sec. Devo's." 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
4724 'Tell the Big Guy some racial diversity wouldn't hurt!' 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4725 When you're glad your coworkers went to lunch without you. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4726 please, give me some space 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
4727 i know, even going to hell isn’t what it used to be” 1.2051 0.05116 78 66 9 3
4728 Well, I guess I'll take the stairs." 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4729 I hear the bars are open.” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4730 It can't be worse than what I'm leaving..." 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4731 That's democracy. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4732 Interviews are to your right" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4733 HR says it's mandatory" 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4734 Helen, this is the kinky stuff I didn’t think you could handle.. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4735 Will you get me a hard seltzer before you get in?” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4736 Sorry, this elevator is reserved for fired people 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4737 It's foam party Friday." 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4738 Of course I tried to hold the door for you. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4739 Staying at home is looking better and better 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4740 Remember guys, 6 feet apart” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4741 But we were told that heat helps to cure the virus.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4742 You guys should go home, you’re burning up.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4743 Sure, I’ll take your case... 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4744 Are you going down?” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4745 You should have worked from home, lady! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4746 Damn, all that quarantine weight...” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4747 What? Never seen an elevator this full of hotties before? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4748 OMG … is that what they meant when they said “dying to get back to work?” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4749 Our workplace wellness program is getting out of hand. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4750 My daughter warned me corporate life would be hell. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4751 Well the President did say heat up the body with TREMENDOUS powerful light, I guess I’ll be safe 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
4752 We’re in this together. 1.2051 0.04779 78 65 11 2
4753 "John? Why didn't you let me know you were burnt out?" 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4754 No ma’am, a few of us are trying fire. Trump said it could work.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4755 This is the special place reserved for those who don’t wear PPE to the office.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4756 ...And behind door number two, lobbyists as cabinet-level admin.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4757 Welcome back, Linda! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4758 I’m not Down to fired up” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4759 It’s ok Karen, there’s plenty of room down here to keep us all 6 feet apart. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4760 That's what you get for not social distancing! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4761 Don't worry, your jobs will be preserved." 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4762 Is this floor for for Dante’s Hot Yoga” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4763 I need a haircut. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4764 Guess the company was serious about the deadline policy. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4765 So, working from home was hell, you say?" 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4766 Jim, put your hand down. I see the urgency!" 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4767 Oh hey doc! I’ve got a bit of a burning shaft situation here. You think it might be chlamydia?? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4768 Well, looks better than home office with the kids around” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4769 So the “HL” button was short for Hotel Lobby?” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4770 You thought the stairs would be hellish? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4771 Mid management all got fired. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4772 Welcome to Corporate™ America 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4773 I was informed that we would be going to Hell via hand basket. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4774 Someone’s kid pressed all the buttons. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4775 Great time for the sprinklers to fail. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4776 This is the 'my career's going to hell" elevator 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4777 Oh, it's goin' down. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4778 No, really, I'll just catch the next one 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4779 Wait. I remember you from the toilet paper stampede at Target! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4780 I will takes the stares. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4781 Lady! The sign says 'Revelators!' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4782 I never knew this elevator led to hell! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4783 Sorry, this elevator is only going down. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4784 I'd better walk the stairs of heaven for a while 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4785 First time to the 666th floor? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4786 No, no, no - it’s not your fault, but can you just grab the report on my desk? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4787 Can you please push the up button? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4788 Ah...the elevator to 2020. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4789 This elevator only goes down; way DOWN! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4790 I’d recommend the stairs! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4791 WE are only going down. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4792 Where the hell did you guys come from? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4793 We don’t need masks. The fire kills it. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4794 Which floor is Accounting? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4795 Just when you thought it couldn't get much worse. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4796 Oh- purgatory is on the sixth floor. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4797 But in my dream, you couldn't all have fit in the same elevator! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4798 Come on,Carol. Join us in the office pool for once. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4799 I've called maintenance, the UP button doesn't seem to respond 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4800 He promised we'd be COVID-free down here! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4801 We were told this was the sauna. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4802 Can you push the UP button, please? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4803 So that's where the party is. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4804 C'mon down! We're having a fire sale. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4805 I’ll be right back. I think I saw marshmallows in the break room. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4806 I would but I’m social distancing. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4807 In case of fire this elevator is out of service. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4808 Don't worry -- I am wearing pants... or... was. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4809 Well the idea of getting in on the ground floor certainly sounds appealing, but may I have some time to think about it? 1.2051 0.05116 78 65 9 3
4810 Quick, there’s a fire sale on the second floor. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4811 No, this is only the third level of hell. Lawyers are located on level seven. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4812 Go up the next two floors past Purgatory, then Heaven. That's the Penthouse. 1.2051 0.05583 78 64 10 3
4813 Come one, let's burn this mother down! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4814 If you are a lawyer, jump on in! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4815 To hell with this job, I'm out of here! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4816 You might want to take the next one. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4817 The elevator's on fire again. Someone call Leo. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4818 Why would you assume we're going down? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4819 Aren't all offices purgatory? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4820 Did "Free Will" on the button mislead you too? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4821 Yes, damnit, this is a down elevator. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4822 No mask, come on in. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4823 H.R. is a fiery mess today, take the other one 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4824 Corporate legal counsel - going up. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
4825 Watch out, Pam, our division is going down! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4826 Whoa, this office party looks lit. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4827 It’s okay. We are socially distanced. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4828 Don’t let work kill you too. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4829 Quick! Someone press the close-door button. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4830 Whatever you do, don't push "good intentions." 1.2051 0.05873 78 65 8 4
4831 We're looking for the third circle... 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4832 Why yes, we are going down. How did you guess? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4833 Help, We've been kidnapped by the KKK 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4834 Does this elevator go all the way down? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4835 Hey Lady! You can't wear those shoes in here. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4836 Sheila, are you sure you don't want to come to happy hour? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4837 Join us. The empty penthouse awaits. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4838 AAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!! OHMYGODAHHHH!!!! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4839 Fifth floor, offices for Burns, Cook and Eternal Damnation. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4840 Doctors agree it's healthier to take the stairs 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4841 The fire isn't so bad. It's Edwards making the "elevator to hell" joke every half hour that is the real torture. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4842 Looks like you are going down. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
4843 For safety's sake, you can't enter without a mask! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4844 We went through hell to get back and work at the office. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4845 What else are we supposed to do? Take the stairs? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4846 i’m not sure this is how elevators are supposed to work 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4847 Karen, we've been tricked! We were told it was ok to return to work, but it turns out an open flame and emanate death is the only way we can safely return home. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 13 2
4848 I’ll stick to working from home... 1.2025 0.03549 79 68 9 2
4849 Work was hell. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4850 That's odd, the accountancy department is on the second floor. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4851 Can you toss me a mask? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4852 Clearly we violated the social-distancing-for-elevators rule. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4853 Trust me, this is where you get on. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4854 We’re only at the seventh level! 1.2025 0.06339 79 69 4 6
4855 You guys want anything from Jimmy John's? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4856 Yes, we do work for Otis. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4857 Chou chou Rouge, Chou chou Bleu! Growing endive and the next generation under the lockdown. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4858 “Is this Dante’s seventh circle of hell or just a Monday?” 1.2021 0.03880 94 76 18 0
4859 Where are your face masks?” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4860 I’ll get the next one 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4861 Looks like they’ve relaxed the elevator quarantine restrictions... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4862 The elevator got tired of people only using the stairs during fires 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4863 This isn’t quite what I meant when I said fire them all...” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4864 At capacity. It's hell." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4865 They just fired us 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4866 Sorry, this elevator is badge access only. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4867 We ran out of hand sanitizer so this was the only option to sterilize.” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4868 This is fine”, she though 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4869 “oh, I guess they do check the suggestion box” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4870 Oh! So it wasn't Elevator to Hell? Kinda' makes sense... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4871 Work has been boring as hell 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4872 We might need to cancel my 4 o'clock, Susan. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4873 So this is the hell-evator” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4874 Looks like we went a couple levels too far down.” 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4875 Do you mind, we're self isolating" 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4876 No. It’s fine I’ll catch the next one.” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4877 Going down? Frauds are on 8. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4878 Oh well, guess I’ll get some steps in 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4879 Didn’t realize this elevator went directly to Penn Station.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4880 If there’s a fire you should really take the stairs” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4881 They were non-essential anyway. 💀 😐 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4882 Ohh so THIS is the express elevator to hell... going down?” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4883 Welcome to Hellevator 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4884 We need to reopen the economy...When capitalism goes back to work" 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4885 Management: We're all going to have to make some difficult sacrifices 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4886 We prefer the term 'let go.'" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4887 Elevator #2020 - To hell and back” 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4888 Sandra entering the 8:00 am Monday company zoom. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4889 I miss working from home 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4890 Sorry, this is a Marketing only elevator.# 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4891 We're looking at new ways to kill covid, presidential style. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4892 Social Distancing infringes on my rights as an American in the following ways...” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4893 You should see the stairs.” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4894 It’s Hell week at the office” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4895 The worst indignity of going down in flames is that it happened in an elevator and Janet was watching. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4896 The dumpster was full" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4897 I guess I’ll just catch the next one” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4898 The company’s new back-to-work safety protocol did seem a bit over the top 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4899 I miss the days when we only had to worry about the glass ceiling.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4900 Looking for a job in hell?" 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4901 they do this every Monday 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4902 . “Trump Tower does have some drawbacks, but, I mean, c’mon. Look at the view!” 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4903 Oh...a new law firm moved in down stairs” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4904 i'm just as surprise as you are, but it seems to be the most logical outcome of the situation." 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4905 Please submit a ticket to IT 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4906 This building has really gone to hell 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4907 I told Michelangelo his obsession for the Last Judgement woudn't be appreciated here" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4908 This is what happens when you forget your face mask home. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4909 Where’d you get a haircut?” 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4910 This “art in the workplace” initiative is becoming a bit dark if you ask me. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4911 Peter saw his afterlife flash before his eyes as Janet announced that even hell has a Human Resources department. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4912 ‘Maybe I should’ve just thrown them under the bus after all.’ 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4913 Have you never seen the basement in Trump Tower before?” 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4914 Everyone chill the f**k out! I got this!!” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4915 How did i get the -666 floor?? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4916 Whoops! Wrong elevator again.. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4917 All I do is put out fires” 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4918 Just missing the hand basket to hell 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4919 I’ll be down there in a minute 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4920 Epstein says he didn’t kill himself 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4921 I guess this one is full.” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4922 Watch your step 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4923 On second thought, I’ll just take the stairs. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4924 Sorry, don’t think we can fit anyone else in here.” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4925 These Corona-inspired DIY theme park rides have really taken a dark turn." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4926 Elevator to hell. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4927 They finally switched from the regular Muzak to AC/DC.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4928 No, we didn’t jump into a burning elevator to avoid seeing you.” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4929 The easy way out is on fire so you can’t take it anymore... 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4930 Cooking in Hell. “I said beat the egg whites into firm peaks.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4931 Elevator #2020 - “going down?” “I’ll wait for the next one” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4932 how’s that stimulus check treatin’ ya? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4933 Yep, it must be summer in NYC now” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4934 Back to the office. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4935 Do you think you could grab my pants quickly? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4936 I’ll wait for the next sanitizing elevator 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4937 Well... hang in there, guys! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4938 Told you, Sharron. These Airbnb experiences are getting WAY out of hand. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4939 Summer's here. Remember how much you wish the parking garage had AC?" 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4940 Stuck in purgatory. Get help” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4941 don’t worry, this place has great benefits” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4942 It's the fourth circle: an open-plan office. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4943 This is an express to the ninth circle of Hell. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4944 Sorry. Full. And burning alive. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4945 ...another reason why it’s always better to show up fashionably late 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4946 Wow! I guess things really are heating up in sales these days. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4947 He wants me to send you a message, he says he doesn't wear Prada. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4948 It's your choice. But I'm warning you, the stairwell reeks." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4949 The co-op board was hell. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4950 It's the only way to bypass social distancing. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4951 I trust you used hand sanitizer after pressing the elevator button. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4952 Guess I must've hit the down button by mistake! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4953 No, this one isn't going up. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4954 Saint or Sinner? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4955 Another Lawyer! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4956 Have you seen a bunch of tuba players go by? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4957 Well there’s the stairway to Heaven, I suppose, but who has the energy? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4958 You pushed the down button too many times. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4959 Did you really think you could violate the "don't come into the office" rules? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4960 Heat and humidity really do kill the Corna virus. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4961 Sorry, no more space since we practice the elevator rules on social distancing. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4962 Thank heaven you opened it! We got stuck going down. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4963 'The Circle Line?" 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4964 We're going to need help from above. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4965 No worries- we are a trompe l'oeil project from the 3rd floor. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4966 Actually, could you bring us some marshmallows? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4967 We think we’re in hell. Would you please push the UP button? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4968 I don't care what the indicator light shows, this one's never going up. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4969 And you lot said - don’t go back for your briefcase! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4970 We changed our minds. We should have worn the mask and stayed home. Can you get us an appeal? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4971 To hell and a handbag. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4972 C'mon in. It feels great once you get used to it. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4973 Save Yourself! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4974 The primrose path is a long and winding road. This is the direct route 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4975 This elevator goes straight to hell. Your assistant ordered it up for you. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4976 It’s the only way we can be sure the buttons are adequately sanitized. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4977 If I give you my briefcase, can you bring it down to accounting? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4978 Really? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4979 I know. It's a real bummer. I also thought I pushed the "up" button. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4980 I wouldn't use the fire escape, either. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4981 The team's creative spark might've gotten a little out of hand. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4982 No, it’s “Sharon”, not “Charon”. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4983 So...this is where they keep the vegetarians. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4984 You can see us? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4985 We only said that our preferred pronouns were "me and mine" 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4986 Eighth Circle, Fraud 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4987 Could you take the next one? We’re all literally on fire. 1.2000 0.04364 85 70 14 1
4988 Thanks, but I think I'll take the stairs. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4989 Hell yes--we are all going down and so are you. Your husband and my wife are already burning and God knows that you and I were not in mourning or practicing social distancing on top of your desk yesterday. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4990 It looks a bit warm in there... 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4991 I guess they're right, in case of fire don't use the elevators! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4992 The HR department must've moved to the ground level again. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4993 You want the elevator to your right. This is the Hellevator. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4994 UV Light Flame Fighting Covid going up! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4995 I'm sorry! There are already a lot of lawyers down here! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4996 Quick - try the Up button! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4997 Yeah, somehow this is better. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4998 Social Distancing Inferno 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4999 We're obviously going down. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5000 Could you push Up-- like about a million times? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5001 This is not from the cafeteria chili. It's because of Mel, in accounting. He's pure evil. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
5002 Hi, remember me? I was "that guy" on the elevator. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5003 You'll need more than an overnight bag lady. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5004 Did you bring the snowballs? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5005 We want to go back to the salt mine! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5006 Do you want to hop on our Zoom call? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5007 Atone before it's too late--there is no social distance down here 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5008 They used way to much disinfectant!! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5009 Elevator's on fire. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
5010 It's not so hot once you get used to it. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5011 I snapped at Jeannie in HR, Mike and Tim brought in their kids’ fundraisers and Carol here burned the microwave popcorn. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
5012 Not this car. You've got to wait 1000 years in Purgatory. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5013 This must be the elevator to the Trump rally.” 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5014 The Highway is under construction. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5015 Yeah, we’re all pretty confused? The brochure said it would take us to Hell but it just brought us back here. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5016 It’s the replacement for social distancing. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5017 Stairway to Heaven it is. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5018 This is the CEO Express Miss Finley. HR must still use the local. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5019 No, we're accounting. Corporate Strategy is down on the ninth circle. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5020 We're going down to the 7th circle, but you can come along for the ride. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5021 Apparently, we failed to observe physical distancing... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5022 You might want to take the door to the right. 1.2000 0.04452 75 62 12 1
5023 Oh god, not again! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5024 There is an up button, but it leaves you stuck between floors. He thinks of EVERYthing! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5025 Elenor! You remember Cindy..." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5026 Sending the interns to the pain chamber was hard work, but it was honest work. It fed the soul. And for Lisa, that was enough. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5027 Your're obviously going straight to...the lobby. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5028 This is why you’re supposed to take the stairs in case of emergency 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
5029 No, this is just a local subchapter. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5030 The business center is up one level. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5031 Damn 13th floor. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5032 Sorry I stopped doing appeals work at the millenium 1.2000 0.03988 95 78 16 1
5033 The glass ceiling looked much different than she had expected. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5034 Is it Friday yet? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5035 Press the up arrow if you want purgatory. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5036 I see London” “I see France 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5037 You'll fit, but the music is pretty bad." 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5038 'I know Doris, it's more irony than sarcasm'. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5039 No, we're going up. Warm air rises. And your 'question' not only reveals superstition but is frankly insulting. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5040 You may want to take the stairs today... 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5041 Corporate decided to "incentivize" taking the stairs, but I feel like I burn either way. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
5042 We can squeeze.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5043 Hell, you said we will be fine here” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5044 I suggest you go back and get your mask. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5045 America getting ready to reopen the economy... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5046 We got tired of waiting for the smoke to clear” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5047 We’re looking for Terry in HR. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5048 This is what I get for skimming the health initiative memo.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5049 It's Monday. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5050 *defeated sigh* at least I’ll get my steps in on the stairs 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5051 Sorry but the new policy says any more than 4 people and they add hornets.” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5052 oh... So they do casual Friday here" 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5053 We’re only four feet apart in here. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5054 What the hell, I’m in” 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5055 It’s a local.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5056 Here is my contribution : "Everyone must return to their assigned place after this pandemic. For the safety of all, essential workers have priority and are already on board." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5057 Ah, there’s my control group. Now remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5058 oh - I guess you all thought it would disappear in a few weeks too??! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5059 The new HR has an interesting way to let us know when we’re being laid off” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5060 Is it the highway to hell? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5061 Are you the new CEO of “Evil Corporations”?! Jump in! We are late for the meeting with THE BOSS”! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5062 2020 Life Lesson: Stay 6 Feet Apart or Else.... 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5063 Sorry, we’re going up actually.” 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5064 When you leave the Zoom meeting early 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5065 thanks, but i’ll catch the next one!” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5066 This is what we do when we miss the Zoom meetings.” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5067 I told you guys not to steal my lunch box from the fridge! Hangry is real.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5068 The elevator small talk really heated up. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5069 “ Express only!” 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5070 The 'heresy' of social distancing.. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5071 Kathy’s first day w/ the Knicks front office 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5072 We demanded they reopen the elevator as an essential service 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5073 Finally I will keep on working from home! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5074 My mother always said: if your friends jump off a bridge would you too? Guess this is the moment of truth.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5075 Did y’all workout alot during quarantine? cause y’all look hot 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5076 Hey, can you please hold the door for me?” 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5077 We do things a little differently around here" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5078 Sigh... why don’t people just wear pants during the online meetings...” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5079 You know where it’s going. Would you still step in? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5080 Sorry---wrong circle of hell." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5081 ill just take the next” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5082 Mr. Trump, are you busy?” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5083 Sorry, all full... You'll have to catch the next one going down." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5084 Woman: Who are you?! Man: We’re the ghosts of 4G past; the calls that never made it out of the elevator.” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5085 Everything’s fine” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5086 Lift anyone‽ 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5087 The #metoo movement I presume? Going down? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5088 We just perform better under pressure” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5089 “I’m assuming you’re all heading home too?” -Melissa Wolf 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5090 We were with ‘Shady Deals Corp.’ on the top floor. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5091 I was always wondering why they called firefighters for broken elevators. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5092 No, you have to take the stairway to heaven. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5093 Sorry, down only 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5094 Go to hell, Margaret. Please. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5095 The corporate ladder went way up,but the corporate Hellavator goes way down 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5096 We're deep cleaning. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5097 Which floor is Purgatory? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5098 I pressed UP! What the hell?! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5099 This car goes to Hell only. Do not enter if you have repented of your sins. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5100 Quick, close the door - she’s from Legal. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5101 This _is_ P 3. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5102 Make sure they still offer the long-term care insurance. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5103 We're full. Try the highway to hell. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5104 What did you expect? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5105 That's what you all get for not social distancing. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5106 It’s hell out there. Watch out! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5107 Don't tell me, let me guess; you asked just for that long overdue promotion. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5108 Safer than stairs in heels. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5109 That’s a Hell of a party !!! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5110 Quick! Throw us the corporate ladder! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5111 Wrong dress codes 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5112 Yes, this is the "box" purgatory! Think before you step! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5113 Sorry, Purgatory is up one 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5114 I agree its not ideal Tracey, but it sure beats working from home. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5115 Didn't they tell you that working here means you've sold your soul? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5116 Don't get stuck in this elevator with us, it's Hell! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5117 You’ll be surprised by who I met in here. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5118 We're doing it for some "New Yorker Caption" contest. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5119 Can you get help? We’re stuck between circles. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5120 Sick Cartoon! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5121 Call maintenance! The elevator door portal to hell is stuck! 1.1974 0.02309 76 64 12 0
5122 Don't get on. He's here too! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5123 Room for me and my handbasket? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5124 Human Resources is sub-basement. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5125 It's not as hot in the nude. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5126 We all used the elevator instead of walking down one flight of stairs! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5127 avert your bulging eye! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5128 Did you bring the marshmallows? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5129 What are you looking at?! See you in 2062, Sarah! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5130 What about the payment protection program? 1.1974 0.03255 76 63 13 0
5131 Hmm, still quicker than taking the stairs.... 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 9 4
5132 Oh, I don't mind. The rest of my life is already on fire these days. 1.1957 0.04159 92 76 15 1
5133 Getting off, please. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5134 Better wait for the up elevator. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5135 Oh, Hell. At this point, why not? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5136 When did they install a hellevator in the building!? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5137 I'm looking for Steve from accounting. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5138 In EVENT of a fire take stairs, but the rules don’t say anything about being IN a fire” 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5139 No, HR is on the tenth floor 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5140 ‘No sorry , this is the lower basement, the president is just one floor down’ 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5141 During these unprecedented times, it’s important that we stick together.” 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5142 Boss said to get ahead of the curve for next quarter.” 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5143 We think He doesn't like it when you get on a crowded elevator to go down a floor. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5144 This is the express to Hell. If you want to go to Purgatory, wait for the local. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5145 Express elevator going all the way down 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5146 Don't need any more lawyers and sure as hell don't need any more lawyer jokes. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5147 Could you please press Up? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5148 Yes, we are going straight to Hell. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5149 Coming back to work after being quarantined working from home feels like” 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
5150 They have a way of making us feel suffocated and trapped, but seen.” 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5151 It’s ok, you go ahead, I’ll take the next one! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5152 Just a heads up that the coffee maker is broken. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5153 I think you should push the 'Up' button. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5154 Use the stairs in case of fire! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5155 Oh My! Those heels seem very painful! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5156 They’re being promoted” 1.1918 0.06368 73 64 4 5
5157 Fired? I thought they said furloughed.” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5158 I guess I should have continued working from home”. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5159 Oh,another Fyre Festival disaster. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5160 ‘The health insurance package here is so good you’d be crazy -not- getting in!’ 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5161 That kind of party huh” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5162 Old Gen-Zers on the shores, Wuhan's under martial law. Zoom and toilet paper wars, I can't take it anymore!!” 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5163 Why aren’t they wearing masks? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5164 Maybe try the panic button?” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5165 Remember we didn't take the last fire drill seriously? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5166 don't just stand there jump in❗ 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5167 It was you!” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5168 : Whattaknow.."elevator to hell" is a thing. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5169 We didn’t imagine asking for a pay raise would earn us a place in the Greed Circle of Hell 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5170 Is this where I go for unemployment insurance?” “Yes, come in, fair warning though. It’s a hell of a wait.” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5171 When you said this was a Roast, I didn’t think you meant a roast!” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5172 Nice try Ted, I’m sending you the zoom link as we speak.” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5173 Down. Most definitely, down 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5174 This elevator is for people who have not completed the 2020 Census, yet. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5175 Oh hell! Guess I 'll wait for the next one. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5176 No this does Not go to the Lobby - this is the express elevator to Hell. 1.1918 0.04430 73 61 11 1
5177 Hey guys look, she's doing the weird thing with her eyes again. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5178 Whatever you do, don't push H! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5179 Yeah...funny thing, We all pressed penthouse. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5180 Did you spread a pandemic to another country too? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5181 Basement: grills, charcoal, lighter fluid, heating pads, ovens, crock pots, coffeepots... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5182 I should have listened to my mother. She told me to avoid politics. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5183 We asked for hell in a bucket.....I guess that's what this elevator is? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5184 Whoa, there! "In Case of Fire, Use Stairs." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5185 "I wish there were a better way to get to sales" 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5186 It’s alright, I’ll take the next one.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5187 - I knew the elevator situation would be weird coming back but this is not what I pictured 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5188 Yeah, no. They don’t cover this in law school.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5189 Just confirming- heat does kill the virus... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5190 I’ll wait for the next one 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5191 Fine, I’ll get that report done today” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5192 Heaven? No, you're looking for the stairway." 1.1892 0.04782 74 63 9 2
5193 You guys, uh... you guys alright? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5194 oh, the economy IS moving again.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5195 Don’t worry, we’re safe without masks on in here” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5196 Have you seen Parasite yet? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5197 Have room for one more" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5198 Don’t touch the buttons” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5199 Goddamnit susan you always criticize without offering any alternatives" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5200 Sure, I guess we can make room for ONE more." 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5201 Sorry. I am going to reopen the economy... good luck 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5202 The April Fool’s prank sticker on the elevator doors hit a little too close to home for 2020. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5203 Sorry we're fully booked. You'll have to make an appointment. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5204 Take the stairs you're furloughed" 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5205 Just another typical commute for all of us essential workers. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5206 That’s weird... I pushed the “up” button 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5207 I will fit right in! Just like my old workplace 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5208 Gateway to hell 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5209 Are you sure this is going up? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5210 Welcome to the unemployment pool” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5211 With the end to social distancing finally announced, she was relieved to get back to her old routine. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5212 HR is the next floor down.” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5213 The fire only really effects the people at the back, so we figured it was safe to start it back up again. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5214 This hellawaiter is already full 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5215 And in that moment, Karen realized she didn’t need to speak to the manager. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5216 « Listen Larry, this is not my kind of happy hour » 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5217 *fart sound* "Don't look at me." 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5218 Please Nancy! Your warm regards are killing us. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5219 Welcome to the express elevator to hell! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5220 Don’t worry, it’s a virtual background. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5221 I suggest taking the stairs 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5222 It was hell getting back into the normal office routine.” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5223 I guess the only way is up” 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5224 I thought we were letting the interns work from home” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5225 No. In fact, there is no 13th floor in this building!” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5226 I guess I’m going to hell in an elevator, not a hand basket. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5227 Work has been hellish this week 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5228 I told you I would not tolerate Oxford commas 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5229 All shortlisted protestors -> This Way 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5230 Were you expecting to come back and see a change? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5231 It beats social distancing!” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5232 We didn’t want to just standby and watch the world burn” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5233 Take it from me, the ‘H’ button does not stand for “‘help.’’” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5234 Now that I have your attention, let me take this moment to talk about interpersonal office relationships. Kevin, look me in the eyes when I’m talking to you” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5235 I told you my elevator pitch was lit 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5236 You've heard of Forest Bathing? This is the opposite. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5237 Karen's Revenge 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5238 Was that Jim from accounting?" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5239 This is fine. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5240 I guess it's never too late to workout using the stairs. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5241 “the daily grind is really getting to people, huh” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5242 Perfect excuse to get a workout in and use the stairs 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5243 Have you tried pushing the emergency button?" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5244 It was this or working without PPE. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5245 are you ready to get back to work yet? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5246 Have you heard the good news? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5247 What fresh hell is this today? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5248 I take it you all wouldn’t fit in a hand basket?” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5249 "Surf's up." 1.1892 0.01361 74 66 8 0
5250 He said heat kills germs and that this could be the cure 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5251 I’d love to jump in, but I’m afraid of getting decapitated” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5252 Well, I guess the only way is up from here.” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5253 Let’s get back to work 🇺🇸” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5254 Trust me, it’s safer in here.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5255 ‘We’ve all been fired’ 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5256 That’s okay, I’ll get the next one. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5257 Wow you guys sure know how to give a warm welcome! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5258 - Returning to work doubts 😱 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5259 In case you needed a reminder.” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5260 I guess you didn’t need to study for this job after all” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5261 We understand this is a trying time with lots of added stress and we’ve put together a pizza party for you in the break room 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5262 Circle two. Going down." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5263 The furloughed elevator seems boring. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5264 Meanwhile at Trump Tower “It beats taking the escalator.” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5265 Um, a little privacy, please?” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5266 This is the local, you missed the express. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5267 Could you please call the brigade. We are trapped in an elevator.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5268 Oh, NOW you're showing and interest in our department" 1.1892 0.05667 74 62 8 3
5269 It’s not ideal but the WiFi signal is fantastic. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5270 Finally, penance for taking it only one floor 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5271 They’ve still got me working the mail room 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5272 Oh hey Jack! How was paternity leave?” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5273 I knew it was too soon to ease up social distancing restrictions... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5274 Before quarantine, hell was other people. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5275 'Guess you missed my last email about Emergency Exit Plans' 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5276 I’m off the clock, but maybe tomorrow?” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5277 You might want to take the stairs. It's faster." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5278 Is this the elevator to Britney's home gym? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5279 But first, we'd like to hear your pitch. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5280 No no, the elevator is torture. The stairs are just hard." 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5281 New Zealand vs the rest of the world” 1.1892 0.04161 74 64 8 2
5282 “Donald asked us to get a jump on stoking the economy. Got a sec?” 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5283 Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do much better working for Mr. Trump." 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5284 Go down with your fire of jealousy. " 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5285 That’s what you get for microwaving fish, Karen! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5286 Ummm, this is a closed group, Sharon. You have to protest the lockdown to join" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5287 Press down for the world economy 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5288 Well You guys took the executives too serious 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5289 Yes, this is the mask-free elevator. Step inside, we’re practicing non-social distancing.” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5290 We’re the hot singles in your area! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5291 Where did you find that blouse? My wife’s been looking for one just like it!” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5292 I thought we were essential?! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5293 Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re staff. Get on.” 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5294 We held the door for you. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5295 We’re fine. Everything’s fine.” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5296 Oh it’s fine, I’ll just take the next one.” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5297 We were told there would be benefits, aside from the free tacos" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5298 Someone really ought to look into that” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5299 Karen suddenly thought better of her job prospects at Trump Tower." ( 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5300 "soooo is this express elevator to hell here because your all terrible at social distancing?" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5301 Turns out we don’t have a protocol for this, either” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5302 Why aren’t you wearing facemasks?” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5303 I can't give you water, perhaps use your tears" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5304 This is the new joiners resiliency program. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5305 Well, I had a mortgage to pay. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5306 Millennial corporate art is so annoying 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5307 The stairwell seems to be out of order." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5308 The hand-basket was full. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5309 I stand by my statement. Taco Tuesday is always worth it. 1.1892 0.04971 74 60 12 1
5310 At least I know why you haven’t been responding to my emails, Tom.” 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5311 Oh geez, I can’t tell if this is hell or high water?” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5312 Well, that’s an interesting Zoom background choice.” 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5313 Monsanto headquarters, Tuesday 10:35am." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5314 You don’t need a face mask in here 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5315 Oh, it’s great to see you guys. Work was hell today. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5316 Team building is all about herd immunity - you heard what the president said. And we cannot go outside, you know that. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5317 Susan: “Oh my! I’ll call for help.” Brian: “Don’t bother. Boss says there’s too many other fires to put out.” 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5318 Too soon. Back to the couch. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5319 What do you mean by you don't always "Reply All"? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5320 Out of order; shaft sanitation 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5321 Look Paul I get it, being furloughed is tough.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5322 “well, that’s what they get for not social distancing.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5323 A watched elevator never boils. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5324 Corporate says this is the most cost-effective way to sterilize before we get to our desks.” 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5325 This is the express elevator. You’ll want that one over there.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5326 Ohh look.. i'm not the only one who got "fired" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5327 She can see us, right?” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5328 Slow dancing in a burning lift 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5329 Hurry up Susan. The cafeteria closes in 5 minutes. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5330 Elevators are forever social distance hell. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5331 Tell mother I’m on my way. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5332 No, this one's the express. The high road is down the hall on the left. 1.1892 0.04782 74 63 9 2
5333 We learned from all the fire drills that we don’t like taking the stairs. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5334 Go to hell too? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5335 Don't go to the thirteenth floor. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5336 This one's going down, too? Oh heck! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5337 Flash mob”? Yes---if flash means, like, forever 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5338 Where did you think you were going? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5339 Did I catch you at a bad time? 1.1892 0.04971 74 60 12 1
5340 We thought only Ted Cruz had sold his soul - not our boss. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5341 This is the special down elevator. You''ve been selected to go in the other direction 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5342 We've had it with social distancing, squeeze in for a warm embrace in a virus-free space. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5343 Start the meeting without me; purgatory takes a while. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5344 Thanks, but i'll wait for the next up elevator. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5345 It was too cold in my office. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5346 No, Ma'am - for the Purgatory you'll want the mezzanine... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5347 Trust me lady, you don't want a down car! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5348 Thanks, but I'm going up. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5349 I am ready. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5350 Margin call... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5351 Don't take the stairs! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5352 This is wrong on so many levels, Bob. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5353 Hells Kitchen, going down. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5354 We didn’t volunteer to work overtime 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5355 I see that you finally closed that deal, George. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5356 No. Sorry. We’re going down. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5357 No, theater group. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5358 Oops... there goes the science deniers, I'll catch the next one 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5359 Lady, we got shafted and it’s a real burn. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5360 Sweetheart,you pushed the button for purgatory-damnation instead of nirvana-salvation! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5361 We're downloading the new firewall! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5362 We got into a heated discussion about women in the workplace 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5363 You can't use this one until you make senior partner. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5364 We didn't wear masks or social distance. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5365 This is getting old. So, for one last time - Once the doors close, wait 10 seconds before you hit the down arrow again. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5366 You look like sinners in hell. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5367 ‘Going down... Tenth Circle of Hell: Employee Appreciation Meal.’’ 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5368 The down button is broken. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5369 I can't tell if I'm burning up or drenched - either way, social distancing isn't working out down here! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5370 James, your late! Where in the hell have you been? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5371 You shattered the glass ceiling, but at what cost? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5372 The basement won't be our last stop." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5373 You're probably better off taking the fire escape. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5374 Well, now we know what the firefighter hat button does. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5375 Take the money and run 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5376 We’re going back...life under your President and Mayor is worse than hell” 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5377 I need to change jobs . . . or at least buildings! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5378 Our tubas melted 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5379 So your job is literally hell. Nobody likes a story-topper. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5380 For God's sake Angela, go up! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5381 Jump in! The water's gone! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5382 Somebody said that the alligator from a couple weeks ago was in here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5383 Pandemic rules await you. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5384 Help! We need a glass bottom. Call HR asap! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5385 We've been burning the candle at both ends. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5386 We're happy to see you focusing on your positive thoughts again 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5387 Business Development. How about you? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5388 Don't worry, the severance package is actually quite generous. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5389 It burns at first but they say someone dropped a bitcoin in here. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5390 Where did you THINK Purgatory was . . . ? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5391 You just had to push the fire button, didn't you, Jerry? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5392 Hey, what the hell! We pushed the Stairway to Heaven button. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5393 It's for those who repeatedly push the button. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5394 Ehmm... I guess I’ll just take the stairs, I missed leg day anyways.. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5395 We are going down, way down! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5396 Oh Hell No ... Not today. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5397 See you in Hell, Karen. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5398 I'm not sure you want to go down as far as us. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5399 It’s always hell getting an elevator at 5. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5400 If you wear a mask, you don't have to use the decontamination elevator. The other one is faster anyway. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5401 I guess I’ll take the stairway to heaven instead. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5402 Is there a water fountain nearby on this floor? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5403 Well, it's definitely quicker than a bucket... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5404 This is an express and you may not want to go down as far as we’re going. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5405 We wanted to go down in a blaze of glory. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5406 Should I take the stairs instead? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5407 Beats taking the stairs. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5408 Never disrespect the elevator operator. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5409 This is the first time I haven't been cold in this office building. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5410 Yes. All Hell breaks loose every time you leave for work. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5411 Fine, i will take the stairway to heaven.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5412 Hey guys, another lost soul! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5413 Elevator pitch in a New York minute 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5414 Good luck on the interview. It's all downhill from there. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5415 This one is for people who pushed the up and down button at the same time 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5416 Someone called maintenance? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5417 I thought this was a shortcut to the stairway to heaven ! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5418 Cancel all my meetings, please. I've committed a cardinal sin. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5419 Thanks, I’ll wait for the next one 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5420 Your husband took the "up" elevator! You bad? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5421 I told them sub-basement three wasn’t parking! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5422 Out of tears...Taking the stairs. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5423 If there is a stairway to heaven this has to be real. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5424 Did you see the pizza delivery guy? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5425 ‘Nice weather today, huh?” “Yea! Unusually warm for December!” 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5426 Jump in! It's this, or the Covid 19 floor or the Murder Hornet floor. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5427 The weirdest part is they play a lot of Led Zeppelin in here. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5428 It's really not that bad down here. They have Casual Fridays. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5429 Looks like we shouldn’t have returned to work quite this soon... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5430 It’s not what you think. We’re actually going up. The spicy takeout just got a little out of hand. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5431 'I swear dear, it's for my new get naked with shaving cream account.' 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5432 Corporate Hell is the next one over, Ma'am. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5433 Excuse me, is this going down to the 8th circle? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5434 Going to Hell like us all? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5435 Hello there Kayleigh- welcome to the West Wing!! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5436 Hellevator is broke, you might need to take stairwhell. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5437 Okay you win. We'll practice social distancing from now on. Promise! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5438 Six feet under's as good as six feet apart. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5439 Still looks better than my 10am meeting 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5440 Would you please knock next time? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5441 Sorry! The next ride to Hell leaves in 30 minutes. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5442 Never mind. I'm going up. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5443 Burnout? In this economy? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5444 Crazy place for a hot tub... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5445 Sorry, you'll have to wait for the sousaphones. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5446 Hell hath no fury like an elevator scorned! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5447 No, ma'am, I'm afraid there's no going up for you. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5448 Hell is closer than you think 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5449 Judges only. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5450 You didn't get the memo about the new casual Fridays? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5451 Serves you right for protesting the quarantine 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5452 You should probably wait for an "UP" elevator. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5453 Ah yes, I also thought flame elevator was something else... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5454 You'll have to take the next car... But don't press the red button just underneath "Parking Garage." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5455 What will really make the difference is adding French doors to the back exterior wall. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5456 I really don't think the stairs will help us now. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5457 Sorry, this is HR. Marketing is two floors down. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5458 You may want to take the next one. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5459 The risk of going back to work that nobody saw coming. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5460 We told you there would be no special effects in the film. 1.1892 0.03932 74 61 13 0
5461 I ran a hedge fund that cared! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5462 If you can't go down with the ship, come with us! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5463 Looking for the bargain basement fire sale? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5464 Hi. I was "that guy" on the elevator. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5465 No, this is Legal. Accounting is three floors down. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5466 Both hell and high water have come! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5467 Since when did Hell take PR 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5468 I’m not going to hell 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5469 are you going to hell too? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5470 We thought we were going to a benefits meeting 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5471 Yes ma'am, I am sure we are not going up. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5472 We pressed the Up button too. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5473 I should really take the stairs more anyway. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5474 Turns out that “Fire” button is literal. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5475 So I guess a raise is out of the question? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5476 Someone pressed ALL the buttons! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5477 This'll teach you not to press, "Going down." 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5478 The "Looking Ahead" meeting got switched to the basement. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5479 I'd rather go up in flames than take the stairs. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5480 When I said I wanted to hotbox after work... this is not what I meant 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5481 We're more equal opportunity than the glass ceiling. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5482 Sorry, all four corners are taken. You'll have to wait for the next ride to burning hell. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5483 Started from the bottom now we're here. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5484 Elevator at the law office of, “Do, We, Cheatem, and How, LTD,” descending into hell. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5485 Welcome to what the ad calls a helluva place to work. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5486 I am a politician . Do not worry , you will go up in flames . 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5487 Defence for the KKK ? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5488 It looks like the entire legal department ignored the 2 people per lift rule. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5489 Hold all my calls ! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5490 I won’t tell anyone. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5491 We came to tell you that your free legal advice was worth every penny of it 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5492 No, you want Purgatory - next floor up... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5493 This Elevator BBQ Party has gotten a little out of hand. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5494 Going down... really down? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5495 'Lower level' is lower than we thought. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5496 Try the next bay. Seeing your fashion sense, I'd say you've suffered enough. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5497 I think you'll want to take the other elevator. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5498 I’d like to use a lifeline. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5499 Come on in, waters warm! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5500 Going up, actually. They let us keep our day jobs at Amazon. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5501 It beats going to hell in a handbasket." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5502 We don't need no water let the elevator burn! Burn, elevator, burn! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5503 Thanks, but we'll pass on the extinguisher. We're thinking it might hurt our personal injury claims. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5504 Every office fights over the thermostat. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5505 We lost the appeal! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5506 Dorothy stops short of the Elevator to Hell. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5507 Could you let the door close and press down, please. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5508 Dante's 10th Circle of Hell: No social distancing 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5509 Us? We failed to mute during a WebEx. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5510 I have fire in my eyes 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5511 I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5512 Hey guys, it's my first day on the job... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5513 I thought I was going up too. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5514 This place is a hell hole! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5515 You took too many pens. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5516 Are graham crackers and chocolates on this floor? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5517 The HR department was moved to floor three. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5518 Eric! This is not what I meant when I told you that ‘heat kills the virus’! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5519 And this is what happens when you break the quarantine rules. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5520 Sorry, only geologists are allowed at rock bottom.” 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5521 YOU ARE BURNING IN FIRE OF LOCKDOWN. WAIT I GET RELIEF FROM MR TRUMP 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5522 - please do not forget to tell the management that you will be unavailable from tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5523 Hey lady, what floor is HR on? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5524 Aren't they fired up to get back to office. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5525 We were sent here to save you.” 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5526 Are you going up? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5527 Can I fit there?” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5528 We’ve flattened the rate of fire spreading throughout the building 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5529 Hate to be the bearer of bad news on this one, but heat doesn’t actually kill this thing 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5530 I guess masks were a good idea...” 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5531 Is this part of a new infection prevention and control guidance? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5532 Call me Karen one more time.” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5533 Monday morning, enter at your own risk. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5534 Did you really have to fire the entire design team, Janet? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5535 It's casual friday, this is how I would dress at home 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5536 Just because we wouldn't let our people work from home." 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5537 Karen's Ghosts of Essential Workers Past lurk around every corner. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5538 I'd wait for the next one--the 'down' button appears to be stuck. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5539 Yes, it's been a helll of a day! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5540 Standing room only, try the next floor. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5541 Now you know why this is known as a swell place to work. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5542 You're going up? I'm so sorry, but this is only Purgatory: middle management , working in cubicles. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5543 Got any baby wipes? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5544 Wait. We are going to Heaven. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5545 Does this get off at the twilight zone? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5546 This is the new corporate cost-cutting measure 1.1857 0.06528 70 61 3 5
5547 I love the shoes Sue” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5548 I should have known the shift from pant suit to skirt suit was a slippery slope to hell. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5549 This doesn’t look like a welcome back greeting... wait, let me spray the expired Clorox “ 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5550 Actually, we’re going up.” 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5551 I didn't know buzz words could short circuit. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5552 We forgot to mute our phones on the conference call" 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5553 Some of us are too lazy to take the Stairway to Heaven 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5554 I think I have some aloe gel back in the office.” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5555 I know I should take the stairs, but this is just so convenient. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5556 Care to join us for Happy Hour, Carla?” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5557 looks like were all going down" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5558 You can put out those out now. We’ve changed the 6th circle to ‘work from home’” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5559 So this is what hot under the white collar crime looks like” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5560 Don’t come in, we won’t have enough social distance 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5561 Oh look, it's Karen from finance. I hope she takes the next one." 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5562 Ahh! Business as usual. Who cares! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5563 “Linda, this is the elevator you take if your proposal is too inflammatory.” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5564 Can I have those figures by end of play today. The meeting is getting heated, the boss said we are playing with fire!" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5565 There’s a stairway to heaven and an elevator to hell 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5566 Going up, actually.” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5567 Morning guys” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5568 No help, thank you. We're just warming up." 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5569 I don’t mean to be rude, but we might exceed our maximum weight capacity if you were to join us. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5570 ‘Actually, this is for the pit of despair.’ 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5571 They said it would be a hot summer, but this is ridiculous.” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5572 Down, 4 more years... I'll be going up, thanks. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5573 “ No need to move over, not my ride! I’m in the Ethical Compliance Dept., I’m used to waiting for upward movement!” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5574 Wait a minute Is this Trump tower? 😂🙌 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5575 ‘Marvellous, I’ve always known up is the only option’ 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5576 Yup, i’ll quarantine in the office, maybe i’ll finally get that raise.” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5577 It burns more calories.” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5578 The depths of social distancing” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5579 Fire exit's that way!" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5580 Take the next one Barb, Jim tried indian for dinner” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5581 They’re out of hand sanitizer in the lobby” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5582 Don’t worry, ma’am... allegedly the humidity in here makes the virus magically disappear” 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5583 we couldn't stay 6 ft. away" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5584 It only goes down from here Ma’am. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5585 Stop being so dramatic Mark. We have a zoom meeting in 10! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5586 We didn’t wash our hands” 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5587 Didn’t you hear? It’s safe to reopen.” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5588 I guess this elevator pitch has gotten us all fired up 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5589 It was getting hot - so I just took them off, alright?!” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5590 It only burns for a minute but then you get used to it” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5591 How many times did you press the down button? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5592 Well, we failed to make the pitch . . ." 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5593 It’s been a helluva wait. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5594 Donald? Is that you? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5595 OK. The baritone gets the Don Giovanni role. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5596 Can you hit Down please? Our coffee break is over. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5597 Going up, I assume? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5598 Looks like we missed herd immunity by just one floor! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5599 This is NOT the "down" we intended! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5600 How I feel when I arrive at work with no sleep. "Welcome to hell." 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5601 Sorry. All attorneys are one floor down 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5602 Are you sure you want to go to floor 666? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5603 Sure, we're only two feet apart, but is that really a sin? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5604 Lady, you may take my place. I belong up stairs anyway 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5605 We skipped the 3 p.m. meeting, too. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5606 Yeah, everyone's heard of the Highway, but few know about the Parking Garage of Purgatory. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5607 Don’t try the Inferno Special at Dante’s Take-Out 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5608 Let me guess, they told you your new office is in the basement! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5609 Peggy knew she must join the others, for she too always neglects to cover her cough. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5610 Are you guys going up or down? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5611 UP! But in flames. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5612 Ugh, why aren’t any of them earring face mask? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5613 When you violate social distancing, it's hell 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5614 I couldn’t find a handbasket. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5615 Let Zeppelin see THIS! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5616 You'll need to take the next. We're quarantining together. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5617 No, this is hell for office flatulators. Lawyers take the express elevator down to level nine. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5618 I heard that this elevator was sheer hell! But I didn’t realize that it was so literal! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5619 You can come in now Satan died with corona virus. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5620 Thank Hades you brought his tax returns! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5621 Somebody hit Well Done. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5622 I'd wait for the going up elevator if I were you! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5623 It's the Monty Hall problem on steroids. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5624 We're going to hell, Sheryl. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5625 I told you they opened it up too damn soon! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5626 Is this elevator going down? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5627 We were overdressed earlier too, but they overlook that. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5628 Hint: shred your drafts.... 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5629 GEORGE! Are you going to be late to dinner, aGain? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5630 This is just a drill. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5631 Making the transition to working from home. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5632 The fifth circle. The stairs go to the ninth circle. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5633 The bleeding eyes is overkill, honey. I'll just take the stairs. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5634 You know how sometimes there's no "13"? Well, there's no Purgatory floor in this building. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5635 I have a water case but im saving it for later . 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5636 Who did the disinfectant thing, too? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5637 I'll send it up for you. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5638 Sorry Ma'am, this was the only space available for the new sauna. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5639 It’s this or the glass ceiling. That’s on 13. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5640 My fault! I didn't realize this was the handbasket lobby. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5641 Sorry. Wrong floor. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5642 You pushed up, thanks, but we’re down for eternity. 1.1857 0.01439 70 62 7 1
5643 Use the stairs. It's faster. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5644 Not sure this is what I meant by give me a sign to quit. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5645 Hell is making elevator small talk with other people. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5646 I take it this isn't the quarantine floor. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5647 Ah geez, can this day get any worse? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5648 Tony, I know you’re firing us because of the pandemic but this is a bit much. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5649 -Go to Hell, Brenda! - I think I will take the stairs... 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5650 Smells like team spirit." 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5651 The meeting heated up. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5652 Baby it’s cold outside 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5653 It's the Hell of Endless MJeetings. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
5654 So... Barry decided to play the floor is lava for real in the elevator 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5655 You guys seem really fired up for a Monday 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5656 These deep cleanings have been very effective." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5657 Dying is my right Brenda!” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5658 Corporate is really enforcing this whole work from home thing, huh.” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5659 I sure missed this commute.” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5660 You said hold the door” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5661 You guys didn’t get my email? We’re downsizing.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5662 Just wait until the next HOA meeting! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5663 Morning Dave 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5664 Hey Karen. Did you get my expense report yet?” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5665 Most buildings don’t have a thirteenth floor.” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5666 We are just trying to kill the virus 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5667 I kind of miss working from home” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5668 This is not going to look good on your quarterly review, John. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5669 We're all in this together"? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5670 I told you Mondays are hot in here, Steven” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5671 Sorry we didn’t invite you Marg. But could you pass down the hotdogs? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5672 Sorry, this one only stops at the odd floors” 1.1831 0.01418 71 62 9 0
5673 The elevator mechanic union crumbled, but the good news is I read somewhere that heat and g-force kill the coronavirus.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5674 You'll want the lift on the right for high water." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5675 to be weak is miserable, Doing or suffering: but of this be sure, To do augh good never will be our task; But ever to do ill our sole delight 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5676 Wear a mask or join us” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5677 This elevator for lawyers only.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5678 O hey Susan, can you tell Bob I will not attend the 4 pm meeting. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5679 I’m sure glad I made it to middle management.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5680 We pressed the button to go down, but we went UP in flames instead. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5681 I’ll just wait for the next one... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5682 Everything is just fine” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5683 Yeah, we didn't believe that old saying about good intentions either. Look where that got us. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5684 It’s better than the alternative.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5685 I guess this is the fire escape" 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5686 When you reach the top, send the elevator back down... no one is coming back up. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5687 you are a bit overdressed Carol. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5688 “ Yes we’ve been stuck here a long time. How can you tell?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5689 Alright, you've proven your point: Hell IS other people. What's next? A roller coaster ride for some Nausea? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5690 Hot-box the elevator they said, it’ll be fun they said” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5691 You'll never have to wear a mask again! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5692 Going up? Sorry; we’re going down. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5693 You've kicked me out of the group chat? Oh darling, you shouldn't have!" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5694 Did you forward my viber message to 10 other people like I asked you?" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5695 Come in! The water’s fine. 1.1831 0.05039 71 58 11 1
5696 Nevermind, I'll take the Stairway to Heaven." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5697 We just started. Today's literal elevator pitch workshop is called: Prepping for the next disaster". 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5698 Honestly Hell is better than here.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5699 One person per elevator.” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5700 Going down in flames? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5701 Just another day in hell 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5702 Aren’t we suppose to use the lift just 2 at a time?? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5703 For Sally from Corporate Health and Safety this was the vindication she had been waiting for!" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5704 Wow, what a great costume! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5705 The lobby is definitely Lava. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5706 I swear, all I did was touch my face!” 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5707 You might want to take the stairs.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5708 (Lady going home from work) "I thought I was just leaving hell??" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5709 *I’ll wait for another one* 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5710 If you’re not coming in, could you please close the door?” 1.1831 0.01805 71 61 10 0
5711 Shoot, is this the ninth ring or the eighth? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5712 Hmmm, that doesn’t look like social distancing to me”. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5713 Third World Problems, going down. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5714 You were right Karen, winning the Fiitzsimmons account really did take us to hell and back” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5715 I've come to give one of you a promotion. Only one, though." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5716 We couldn’t test before coming back to work, but between Lysol shots and a few minutes here, our expanded social bubble is safe.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5717 In that instant, Carol knew she'd chosen Happy Hour." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5718 How's that new disinfectant against the corona virus for workplace environments, guys?" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5719 Down in flames? No, we are moving up to management” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5720 This the express or local? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5721 Why aren't they social distancing? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5722 "omg at least take off the heels" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5723 Save yourself! The 2020 dumpster fire has spread. We're going down from here." 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5724 Oh that’s right... I forgot my face mask. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5725 Susan’s return-to-work-dreams got a bit dark as she contemplated riding the elevator again.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5726 I scheduled one Zoom call too many" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5727 Hi, Susan!” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5728 Lack of masks will get you fired." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5729 I know I told you all to get more fired up about Q2, but this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5730 Oh Thank God! You wouldn’t happen to have any water in that suitcase, would you?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5731 I had to go through hell to get this job on the 82nd floor” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5732 If you would have socially distanced you wouldn’t have been quarantined in there...” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5733 ...erm, I'll wait for the next one. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5734 Welcome back to hell, I mean work! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5735 "Hey, Hillary." 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5736 I knew it was too early to open up.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 58 11 1
5737 Should I call maintenance?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5738 We couldn’t afford bleach, so this.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5739 A hell of an elevator” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5740 I’m clearly overdressed again!” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5741 Sorry, this elevator is for essential workers ONLY." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5742 “did no one else get the memo for social distancing?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5743 The disinfectant had already turned sour, so we did the next best thing. " 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5744 Sorry we reached the sins limit already” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5745 Don't worry, it doesn't burn. It's only fire. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5746 Wait, they are not 2 Meters apart 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5747 Resuming to normal wasn't a good idea after all." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5748 Karen, take a deep breath. If you make it there you’ll make it anywhere.” 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5749 To hell with social distancing, come down to the protests with us! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5750 On her way into work, Barb reflects on her previous day's tele-therapy sessions. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5751 Video conference calls in real life: the mass firing edition.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5752 Per our last email...” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5753 Still beats the corporate ladder.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5754 Led Zeppelin could make a song about this 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5755 Are you the one who told them that we weren't Social Distancing? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5756 We heard someone cough on the stairs. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5757 Gee, I'm not a firefighter... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5758 Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch’entrate. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5759 Let me know if there is anything I can do to help. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5760 Sorry ma'am. Not only is the elevator full but we're also social distancing. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5761 You’re all fired. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5762 i'm bored with ads we have in lift for air conditioning 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5763 Welcome to the new hell, an elevator where we haven’t sanitized the buttons. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5764 They did say that all visitors will be tested. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5765 It turns out we were the wrong kind of environmental lawyer. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5766 We stopped suddenly and this lady's water broke. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5767 Don’t repeat our mistake of pushing both the up and down buttons. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5768 The lift is not on fire, it's the people who had a rough day. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5769 This is the express to the Seventh Level. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5770 Are you sure you can keep six feet away? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5771 It's safe - join us-we stay 6 feet apart.. too hot to get close 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5772 What the hell- I said hold the door... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5773 You missed the drop dead date. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5774 Flame on you 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5775 You need sacrifice to pass 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5776 Great sale on brimstone on the third floor! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5777 We hit 13 by accident 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5778 Anyone come across a black-and-white terrier answers to "Kenny" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5779 Abandon all hope if you enter here 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5780 That's OK. I'm going up. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5781 I'd love to help you out, but first you must get tested for COVID-19. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5782 We moved fast and broke things. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5783 Can you call the fire department? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5784 Hell of a penalty for not practicing social distancing. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5785 On second thought, I don't mind open-plan anymore. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5786 I’ll work a little harder and take the stairs 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5787 Spoiler alert! global warming ahead” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5788 Wait for the next car, it only has scorpions. The rising tide lifts all boats. Are you fired? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5789 I knew you were going to hell after saying the Covid could be a lucrative brand 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5790 Mask, mask, please toss me a mask 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5791 The flames keep us socially distant in a 5-by-5 foot space. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5792 Oh, excuse me Mr. Trump! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5793 Is that 6 feet? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5794 You're going to want to take the other elevator, this one's gone to hell. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5795 No, m'am, we're going up. UP IN FLAMES. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5796 On the plus side, you don’t need to wear a mask. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5797 No, no. It's the stairway to heaven. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5798 The experts say this is a good time to buy in and get on board, but it's up to you... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5799 Sorry--it's just hay fever. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5800 New Covid-19 regulation, either this or the stairs... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5801 No, this is Level 6. Politicians are on Level 8. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5802 Turns out the boss really is a devil in disguise. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5803 I’ve always thought this job was a living hell! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5804 Trump Administration: Yes! I've been looking forward to the spa all day. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5805 This one only goes allll the way down 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5806 Stairway to heaven is the next left. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5807 Yes we're going ALL the way down. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5808 The red button there on the right..can you please press it? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5809 Don't worry, we're just disinfecting ourselves. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5810 Sorry, social distancing still applies. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5811 Please tell us you're going UP 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5812 You'll have to wait for up-in-smoke. 1.1831 0.03049 71 60 11 0
5813 Yes the mail room is Hell. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5814 Whatever you do, don't push that down button. It's a real doozy. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5815 You can go straight to hell. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5816 Would you mind pushing the 'up' button, please? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5817 Yeah, yeah, we know. We're supposed to take the stairs if there's a fire 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5818 This is the REALLY down elevator! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5819 Why the hell did the cartoonist draw us on the outside of the door instead of inside the elevator? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5820 Do you have a pulse oximeter? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5821 This is the hell-evator to success. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5822 The boss sent us up for necessities. Any toilet paper in that briefcase? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5823 No, Tammy! Not until you file your TPS reports! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5824 Well, here we go again. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5825 Going down, Hillary , Haven't you hit this butten before? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5826 Let me guess? White House staffers practicing for a burn in hell??? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5827 You were expecting 'Up in Smoke?' 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5828 Never press the Lobby button more than three times. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5829 I’ll wait, I’m going up. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5830 You gonna have to get the next one, we're all on a smoke break. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5831 Did you bring marshmallows? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5832 PUSH THE UP BUTTON. pleeeeeas! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5833 If you are a woman scorned we furies of hell could use your help. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5834 Social distancing isn't required on this floor. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5835 It might be just me, but when you came it got hot in here 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5836 Tell the super that we’re stuck between circles. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5837 I thought we just came out of an elevator to hell. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5838 We're looking for someone who has one of those names like Kayleigh. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5839 Oh shoot, back to work again 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5840 Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5841 You might want to wait for the next one. We're going to be a while. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5842 This one only goes to the sub sub basement. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5843 Sorry guys, this floor is Covid free 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5844 Sorry ma'am,it's full right now. Try the one above. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5845 Sorry, this elevator doesn't GO up! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5846 ”Sorry, just a few of your partners today. The boss thinks your inhumanity still needs a little work. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5847 Yes, Mildred, it's warm in here! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5848 Sorry. Staff elevator only. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5849 We are the ones who thought it was funny to push all the buttons. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5850 Golly, these new interns sure know what's hot these days. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5851 It’s a helluva way to avoid the stairs. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5852 If you're looking for your career, it's stuck in limbo. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5853 This car is business casual only. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5854 The party was going well until somebody pushed the wrong button! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5855 You probably want to wait for the next elevator." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5856 It's kind of like a dumpster fire, but with upward mobility. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5857 Betty decides to take the stairs. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5858 I never get invited to the secret office orgies! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5859 Take the stairs, or you'll be burning more than fat. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5860 I warned you: “Fart on more time” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5861 Trust me, you want to use the stairs. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5862 The flames are bad, but the looped muzak version of 'Stairway To Heaven' is worse. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5863 It’s much better than working from home. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5864 It turns out that hell is a burning elevator, not other people. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5865 Is there room for one more? Sure, jump in while the fire is still hot. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5866 Sure laugh, but there's only a stairway to heaven. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5867 Someone on the twelfth floor ordered out for bananas foster. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5868 Heat rises, so I'll send you down. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5869 Wait, I’m headed to HR too 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5870 And here I thought blondes have more fun” 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5871 If you are a woman scorned, jump in! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5872 This is a hell of a place to be stuck! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5873 Ladies' corsets ? That'l be the third floor. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5874 I think I’ll take the stairs 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5875 Looks like a nice bath" 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5876 It used to be a stairway to Hell. They just finished elevator construction last year 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5877 Respect social distancing, people! 3 is max!” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5878 Are you going up, or down? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5879 Guess it’s time to dust off the old elevator pitchfork 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5880 "Judith! You won't BELIEVE the weekend I had" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5881 I'd join you, but my Peloton class starts in 15 minutes. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5882 Debbie’s office was going to extreme lengths to disinfect between shifts. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5883 Other people. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5884 Standing room only! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5885 I guess ACDC was wrong. You're on the elevator to hell." 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5886 All I asked was a hot coffee 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5887 We didn’t maintain proper social distancing guidelines.” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5888 The CDC calls for an open flame sanitation 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5889 To all the “circle back”, “hard stop”, “all hands on deck”, “ping me”, “going forward”, & “bandwidth” users: byeeee! 👋 1.1806 0.03869 72 60 12 0
5890 You look like you’ve never been in a “hella-vator” before. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5891 It's the company's new sanitation procedure 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5892 It’s faster than the corporate ladder” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5893 I know what you're thinking. Yes honey, it's me, your husband! Remember the temp job interview I had to work on Wall Street? I got it as a poster boy for this 'don't-take-the-elevator during COVID-19 -campaign.' Also, can you please stay home for me? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5894 We thought it was time to reopen the economy” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5895 "Come on in, it's still better than The Boss's mood" 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5896 Don't worry, it was disinfected just before we got in." 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5897 'I knew climate change is real' 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5898 I warned them about the perils of middle management.” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5899 Hurry Judith, the next might be going up! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5900 "They said help would get here in a month or so." 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5901 It’s not ideal, but taking the stairs makes me sweaty.” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5902 Corporate Disposal 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5903 Uhh, my eyes are up here" 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5904 New back-to-work decontamination measures, something about an abundance of caution” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5905 Don’t worry, I’m heading to a fire precaution meeting!” 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5906 Unless someone called the next elevator, I’ll take the stairs...” 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5907 Excuse me, the secret service said female reporters are to report here for the daily briefing?" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5908 This must be why Janet told me not to drink the coffee today. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5909 Let’s get stairway. To heaven. 1.1806 0.04345 72 61 10 1
5910 I regret replying-all 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5911 Well, you called the fire department, What did you expect? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5912 I’d wait for another car- this one’s taking an eternity. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5913 Talk about fired. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5914 You Don't Have to Social Distance in Here! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5915 The choice is yours, but I think the stairs are a better bet at this point. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5916 No, sorry, this one's going all the way down. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5917 This car only goers down. It is a hellovator 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5918 Unless you have an elevator reservation you need to go outside and catch a bus on the Highway to Hell” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5919 We are still waiting for our tests” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5920 I told you about buying Fire Insurance, but, no ! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5921 Working from home was hell" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5922 I'll take the next one. It's too Hellish in there. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5923 Take the express up elevator to get more details. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5924 It's 2020, this is just how elevators are now. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5925 Oh noo... why did you guys take the hellevator? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5926 I thought H was for helipad. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5927 We have a very hostile work environment. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5928 It's actually not bad once you're in. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5929 Oops, right direction. I will wait for the next one. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5930 Oh boy, Hell’s surely crowded! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5931 We’re trying to elevate our living hell. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5932 When the flames go up, we go all the way down. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5933 Help! We're stuck on the accounting floor. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5934 I was supposed to go to Heaven. Should have taken the stairway. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5935 You're gonna wish you pressed the UP button !! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5936 I thought it was a dream, too, but then I remembered this is the Senate Office Building. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5937 You want the stairway to heaven. This is the elevator to hell. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5938 Given a choice, pick the River Styx. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5939 The sign says you need to take the stairs 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5940 A very stable genius said it was only way to get rid of CV19; did he lie?" 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5941 Doris, you’re just not hot enough for me. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5942 This is the express elevator to the CEOs office. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5943 We heard about the murder hornets 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5944 We all got caught stealing the washroom toilet paper. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5945 In case of fired, use stairs 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5946 Are you sure all that glitters is gold? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5947 Does this stop at floor 2021? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5948 Use the stairway to heaven 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5949 - Oh, we’re fine Donna. We just figured hell couldn’t be worse than going back to work too early. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5950 I don’t care. I’m still not taking the stairs. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5951 Well, at least the economy is doing well!" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5952 When you reach the bottom, you should remember to send the elevator back up for the others. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5953 Press 2: “Political Downfall” 🔥🔥🔥 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5954 No, not us. This floor’s ‘corporate hell’...” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5955 Please call 911 and tell them something strange is going on in this elevator. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5956 Hellevator: “We’re going down.” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5957 Fire sale on 23! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5958 They renovated while we were in home office. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5959 Sure, there’s fire and brimstone but we do Pilates on Tuesdays 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5960 In hindsight, we should have taken the escalator. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5961 Helen, “Your stank eye is taking away from the little joy that remains.” 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5962 Better make sure you've used the hand sanitizer before pressing the elevator buttons. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5963 Hell has its ups and downs. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5964 Steven, the report is still due by COB today. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5965 Take the center-left elevator, they said... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5966 Is there room for me?! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5967 Don't worry. Warm air rises. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5968 ...the stock options are great though!” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5969 Sorry, I’m going up 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5970 Nothing to see here 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5971 I'm telling you social distancing is only a suggestion 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5972 I had some fiery chili for lunch, ok? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5973 Another meeting that could have been an email” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5974 Bring US out of Hell-ivator. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5975 You think YOU had a hellish day?” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5976 Ah! I see Georgia has stopped socially distancing. . 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5977 This elevator hasn't gone down with the previously fired lot yet hold on .” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5978 Just circling back to touch base on that ask I replied all about last week. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5979 Oh Mary! It's not what it looks like. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5980 it may be the devil, or it may be the lord, but you gotta serve somebody. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5981 Hold on, just let me get HR on the phone.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5982 You might have to take the stairway to heaven!" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5983 And the worst part is somebody farted.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5984 "How many times have you been told not to overload the elevator??" 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5985 But...celebrities are singing, why r u still on fire?” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5986 No, this is a good time. I can talk 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5987 I knew I should have gotten my hair cut last week! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5988 *sigh* this is not social distancing" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5989 Hell is just people” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5990 Where is a glass ceiling when you need one 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5991 Get out of the way, I’m late 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5992 Well, it’s clear my elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floors.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5993 they're not taking the highway to hell” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5994 This is the work from home dimension. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5995 Sheryl could've sworn it was more of a highway than an elevator-ride. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5996 Let me guess, someone tried to take the elevator up one floor.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5997 It’s part of the new Work from Hell policy. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
5998 I could just take the stairs 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5999 Life Insurance Sales is one floor down. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6000 management really wants us to work from home" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6001 It’s ok, I’ll get the next one. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6002 So, which circle is this?” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6003 how they know? I gotta go back, work from home. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6004 Oh, I’m actually going up. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6005 The competition just went down in flames 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6006 So this is what happens when you Reply All.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6007 Hell might be as incendiary as my last job, but at least they’re hiring.” 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6008 Per my last email, I said all non-essential personnel was fired.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6009 Are you making your way to hell too?” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6010 It was time for Sara to grow up and make some money. The smell of sulfur wouldn't linger and there would eventually be time to start her nonprofit. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6011 saved you a [special] place” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6012 It’s still better in here.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6013 wait, so it's not just another fire drill?" 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6014 Good thing, I missed that subway... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6015 Sorry, Karen, you’ll have to call another one. We’re actually going down. . 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 9 1
6016 Nice try Jill, but we know you’re well-intentioned. You have to take the long route.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6017 Well, I shouldn't have fired all those at the same time." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6018 “I never even watched the last episode of the Tiger King” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6019 Come on, Cheryl! These meringue peaks aren't going to whip themselves." #mynewyorkcheesecake 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6020 You hiring? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6021 "we can fit one more." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6022 So that is why there isn’t a button for 13. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6023 With my allergies, I’m just glad I wasn’t furloughed. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6024 I'll still need that report by end of day, Karen caption 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6025 Are you just going to stand there? We’re dying for a lift here.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6026 Fired in the hole! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6027 Getting stuck between floors really is hell. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6028 Hell hath no fury like yours. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6029 Yep, Seems about right. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6030 It was only when Dr. Birx could hide from her fate no longer that she realized what a fool she'd been to shrug off all of the Zoom invitations from Anthony. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6031 Finally! Baked Alexa for dessert. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6032 There's too many of us down here to be six feet apart. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6033 Never mind, I'll take the stairs. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6034 Going down—in flames, OK? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6035 Go to hell" . " All of you " !! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6036 They started franchising in corporate headquarters buildings. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6037 Purgayory's on Floor Si 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6038 Women's ready to wear is two flights up. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6039 Looks like you really needed an angel not an attorney. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6040 The office party's in limbo. We're going up. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6041 Great Fire Sale! Just push H 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6042 The sub-floor is hell. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6043 No thanks , I think I'll wait for the next one 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6044 Welcome to the anti-glass ceiling. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6045 Could you possibly click the emergency button? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6046 Which floor for brimstone? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6047 Sorry, but this elevator is strictly non-smoking. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6048 The menopause symposium is on the top floor we're going to our final bar exam. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6049 Hell doesn't enforce social distancing. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6050 Helluva hot sauce sale on 23. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6051 Funny, we didn’t wear a face mask either. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6052 Things are Looking down 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6053 6 feet away please 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
6054 How the hell we got here? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6055 This one only goes down, way down. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6056 Ignore us, we’re just extras in your worst nightmare 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6057 Not with those legs! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6058 Up or Down, M'am 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6059 So this is where they keep Human Resources... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6060 It's called a 'highway to hell', not an elevator. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6061 I know three-at-a-time is the limit, but social distancing is not my biggest concern right now. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6062 A spot will open in a minute. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6063 This workplace is a living hell.” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6064 We’re trying to get to seventh—heaven. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6065 I suggest you take another elevator. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6066 I’m Elisha Otis and being caught between floors for eternity is not justified. Perhaps ironic and funny, but not fair. Would you please press the ‘up’ button? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6067 Yes. Moving up really does bring you down. Way down. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6068 Did you think anyone would be scared if they knew Hell was made of meringue? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6069 This is the ring Dante didn't mention: the ring for repeat offenders. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6070 Oh, it looks like you're going down.... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6071 Apparently there's free pizza in the lobby. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6072 Hell hath no fury like a woman ignored. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6073 I told you this building sat atop the hellmouth. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6074 This one's gone to hell. Better use the service elevator. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6075 I couldn’t agree more: the time for a woman to run things has come! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6076 The tubas were more fun! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6077 Too obvious? Yes, we're going down! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6078 well, couldn’t be any worse than being in quarantine with my family. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6079 We forgot our masks again.. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6080 Dante went down yesterday 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6081 I told them not to build a 13th floor 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6082 We’re all going straight to Hell. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6083 I recommend taking the stairs. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6084 Get the hell out of here. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6085 Damn. There goes my daily 30 seconds of sexual tension.” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6086 I know it's only 3 to an elevator during the pandemic but this is unfair! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6087 I did not break through the glass ceiling for this.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6088 Let’s what to see what Cuomo tells us to do 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6089 No, we’re not going up” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6090 The ‘Max 2 Per Elevator’ sign wasn’t getting through to people” 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6091 Formally requesting a change in departments. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6092 Sorry, this one’s full.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6093 I'm afraid this one's full..." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6094 Do you want me to call the telemaintenence line?” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6095 This is not the express elevator I was hoping for 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6096 "Jenny had to keep climbing the corporate ladder to outpace the fire burning below" 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6097 I guess this is for the underground." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6098 Oh, I see this one is full. I’ll get the next one. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6099 No madame, it is YOU who is out of order.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6100 You get fired too? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6101 I'll take the first elevator that gets me out of the house. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6102 ...but it was a hell of a deal! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6103 Honestly, it's not that bad down here." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6104 What were you expecting, a hand basket? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6105 Errrrmmm, boss - were you always that hot or am i just on fire?" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6106 Lunch til one.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6107 What floor?” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6108 It's honestly not so bad in here, you get used to it after awhile 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6109 Hey, Karen. What’s up? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6110 Does this mean we’re gonna have to resterilize the elevator all over again? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6111 no the stairway to heaven is behind you 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6112 well, i guess we’re all going down” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6113 We're all auditioning to be fire in the new play 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6114 Now this is how you get a promotion.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6115 ...more to the point, how many phone numbers can actually be left at this point? Amiright? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6116 That's taking social distancing to a whole other level. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6117 Well, if my only other option is home...” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6118 I’m fine, we’re fine, it’s fine! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6119 The marketing department always ruins everything” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6120 We're almost there." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6121 HR is serving you 'going down in flames' realness" 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6122 Eh, it’s not so bad. It was either this or climb the corporate ladder, but I’m deathly afraid of heights.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6123 I’ll be taking the stairs. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6124 "Don't try sarcastic comments with the new CEO." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6125 You guys look all fired up to start the day ! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6126 Employers: “Everyone needs to get back to work!” Employees: 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6127 Mondays...I guess i’ll just take the fire exit.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6128 Maybe working from home for a few more weeks wouldn’t be so bad” 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6129 Mary, would ya do me a favor and run back to my desk and get my face mask? No one else in here is wearing one." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6130 "I told you not to miss a zoom meeting,we voted on what to do with all the lazy workers,and since I was the only one there I won burn in hell" 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6131 Hey! I could've used a lift, you know 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6132 Come on in. The corona is fine. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6133 Hell no. Not in these heels! 👠 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6134 Oh thank god Wanda, your always here by now in this reoccurring dream and I’m sure I’ve sweat through the sheets......what?! No! a water gun?! No please Wanda I can’t wet the bed again!!!!” 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6135 Going up? Naw, this is the hellevator to the stairs...” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6136 I guess Hell uses elevators now” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6137 You’re all late for the meeting. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6138 It was either this or taking the stairs” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6139 ‘Burn, baby burn!! Lift-O inferno’ 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6140 Got to be better than staring at the fridge for another day 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6141 Sorry. Thought I pressed the close button.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6142 Firing us like this won't raise the unemployment rate though" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6143 I would wait for the next one.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6144 Oh yeah social distancing, no thanks, I’ll take the stairs.” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6145 Where’s Keanu Reeves when you need him? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6146 No, those are stink fumes. Bill farted in here again.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6147 I’m not sure if I should help or jump in” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6148 Help! Help! These people aren’t wearing masks. 1.1739 0.05824 69 59 6 3
6149 Going down, huh? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6150 ‘Nelly’s 2002 hit, Hot In Herre, wafts gently from speakers’” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6151 « I guess this meeting could have been handled over email after all. Sorry to make you all come into the office today. » 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6152 Sorry I missed your email 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6153 Well, I guess this elevator is going down?” 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6154 Its all uphill from here guys, no worries! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6155 Out of the way folks! I am running late for work." 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6156 Though it seems like hell...there is only one way out “ 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6157 I smell bacon 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6158 No, this is sales - HR is on sixty-SEVEN.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6159 [the woman as Betsy DeVos] "a reminder that your student loans are still due." 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
6160 Well, Mr. Bob did you call for insurance?" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6161 We ignored the maximum capacity sign” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6162 Sorry, ma'am, too dangerous. We've already reached maximum capacity. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6163 The unemployed section is a flight down” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6164 Looks like the only thing that will be going up is the hot air 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6165 We tried using fire as a disinfectant. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6166 Yeah, Dante never told us there’s a special circle of Hell for conference call organizers who show up late to their own meeting 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6167 Corporate takeovers aren't worth this! ... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6168 Did you log out of your desktop? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6169 This is honestly beats Jeff’s weekly marketing meeting.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6170 I knew those brownies were spiked 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6171 Oh hey Carol, how’s your day?” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6172 I should have taken the stairs.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6173 2020 Express 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6174 Sorry, this one's full. Get the next one?" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6175 This is the burnout elevator? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6176 It's the fastest way through Dante's Inferno" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6177 office life: the new purgatory 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6178 Maybe they didn't want to hear my elevator pitch. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6179 Really glad I missed that one” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6180 “it’s okay, I’ll wait for the next one” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6181 Don’t pretend you’re not getting used to this.” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6182 Did I leave the oven on?” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6183 Sorry team, we are closing the department. I had to protect myself.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6184 Welcome to USA, please make yourself at home 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6185 Guys! I said sell Those shares March 15, not May 15! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6186 I think my Fitbit says I have some more steps to do.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6187 If time's an elevator, Ill take the stairs 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6188 Sigh! They are going down in flames. I hope I’m not next” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6189 Humanity: “In case of fire, do not use the elevator” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6190 Don´t tell me you have a burning question" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6191 We're Going down to collect essentials, are you starving too." 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6192 Make way it's time to burnout some calories during this lockdown. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6193 Mr Trump sent us to check on global warming levels. You'd be safe, he said. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6194 Oh! I thought our corporate getaway was cancelled.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6195 We need to open the economy or else” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6196 Carpe diem 1.1739 0.02888 69 59 10 0
6197 I call this Zoom background "Be grateful on your stingy couch Sharon." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6198 Hmm... did I forgot to turn the printer off? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6199 The elevators in the mall aren't working. This MUST be the reason why the mall employees aren't working 🤔 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6200 What, like *your* life’s going so great?” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6201 It was the Lunch n' Learn... Chipotle... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6202 Could you please push the up button to Heaven for me? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6203 'Lawyers Convention? Jump right in, before the elevator comes down.' 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6204 Then again, I could have just disabled ‘Reply all’ from the start... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6205 You’re headed to 9? What are you — an attorney? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6206 Well, you told us to... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6207 Hop in, there's room for one more. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6208 Sorry, I'm waiting for thr down elevator. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6209 You better take the stairs. Apparently not getting your steps in is cause for eternal damnation. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6210 Wrong door. Stairway to heaven is on the right. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6211 I told you not to fire me, Joe. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6212 Never mind, I’ll just take the corporate ladder. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6213 What? I’m sorry — I can’t understand when you all talk at once. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6214 Little help? We need haircuts. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6215 When it said going down . It didnt say all the way! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6216 Well, you did press the "down" button. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6217 You better take the Stairway to Heaven. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6218 Take off your clothes and join us. It's hell, but you'll be comfy. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6219 "Hey Lady, throw me my Handbasket!" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6220 Kiss the kids goodbye for me, Honey. Oh yeah, and check the stove 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6221 So that's what a "handbasket" is. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6222 I know it hurts a little, but "Trust me" it builds character. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6223 Don't worry-you can follow us on FaceBook. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6224 Give the up button one more try 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6225 Stay home! Work is hell 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6226 I pushed up, dammit! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6227 2020: Conspiracy Hellholes Reach New Lows 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6228 OMG! I had hoped to get off at Heaven. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6229 Caution! Social distancing is harshly enforced in elevators. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6230 Well, yes, it is obvious I have a burning desire to settle with you Marsha. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6231 The board meeting will be in the lower floor 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6232 Social distancing? I think not. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6233 Get in, it's a hell of a ride! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6234 It's either waves, fire, or a Klan meeting. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6235 You just going to stand there gawking, or are you getting in? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6236 If I were you, I’d stay in Purgatory as long as possible. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6237 Closed the deal, Susan? We can make room. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6238 Hell may be other people, but at least we get unlimited rides. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6239 Who still smokes these days? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6240 The Whole Damn Company's Going to Hell 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6241 I guess this is what HR meant when they said they literally fired the department. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6242 Please I need a face mask. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6243 I told the boss I'd rather be in hell. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6244 Quick, hit the up arrow. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6245 The elevator to hell is powered by our pensions, Carrol. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6246 Of course the door to hell relocated ... I knew I should've stayed unemployed with no insurance money coming in! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6247 You might want to take your jacket off 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6248 We pushed every single button before exiting. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6249 Call the superintendent, I think the air conditioning is broken! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6250 I suggest you take the stairs instead. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6251 Yes, this is down the up staircase. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6252 We forgot to ask you if you accepted our cookie. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6253 It's always hot in heeere. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6254 Well, hello there, Gorgeous! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6255 Ma'am, did you park in a handicap spot? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6256 Could you please turn down the thermostadt? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6257 I swear lady, it was just a joke.. Going to "L" ... as in L for Lobby !! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6258 Yes, this is the express elevator. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6259 We are on our way to housewares, on the 7th floor, to buy all the air conditioners and fans. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6260 You might want to wait. This one's going way down. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6261 Wait...I thought I was already in hell. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6262 No thanks, I’m waiting for the up elevator. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6263 We rode together but were less than 6 feet apart 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6264 And I used to think taking the stairs was hell. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6265 Sorry...maybe next lifetime 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6266 My X got his wish" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6267 Anything to keep from going back in quarantine. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6268 Sorry, this is HR, management is one floor lower down! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6269 Less than 2ft apart and noone wears a mask - feels like Hell 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6270 We failed to socially distance. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6271 Elevator music, humanized. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6272 These upper level management trainees are so naive 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6273 Whipped-cream bath. Is this a new beauty trend? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6274 Sorry lady, this elevator only goes down! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6275 The dog lied. We're not fine. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6276 Is this the interns office? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6277 I thought we were calling them "lay offs." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6278 I don’t think she’s going to our level. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6279 Quick, get in!.....This is a Murder Hornet free zone. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6280 Apparently, what we have in common is humming Stairway to Heaven in the elevator. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6281 Ding, you have arrived at the ninth level of work hell. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6282 Is your skirt suit flame retardant? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6283 Stay at work you'll avoid getting fired! 1.1739 0.04358 69 59 9 1
6284 We just met the new CEO. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6285 I pressed the high water button 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6286 Excuse me,does this go to the basement? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6287 I told you heat rises 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6288 The sign said take the stairs or the Hellevator. We suggest the stairs. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6289 Accounting department. Why do you ask? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6290 Minus-73rd floor? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6291 Stay out. They’ll furlough you next! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6292 Use the stairs, for God's sake use the stairs. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6293 This is the eternal punishment of awkward silence. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6294 Whatever you do, don’t press sub basement. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6295 The reason we are naked is because the fire is making it so hot. It's not a sex thing. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6296 Tell the others that social distancing is not forever. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6297 You'll have to wait for the elevator going to HR, or as we know it... the 7th level of hell. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6298 Well, we're not going up! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6299 Woah dude, there’s some bitchin’ surf in this elevator! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6300 You should not have kept pushing the "Down" button. That get's you to hell 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6301 I needed more time for my elevator pitch! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6302 Come on in! We all have herd immunity 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6303 It's an efficient way to keep marketing and legal onsite. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6304 We're trying to capture the hellish nature of work while at home. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6305 "IUDs on the fourth floor! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6306 Oh, hell. I pressed the wrong button again. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6307 It turns out that the "H1" elevator button meant "The first level of Hell." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6308 Uh, no thanks --I'll wait for the UP arrow 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6309 Oh HELL NO !!! I Pushed The Up Button !!!!!!! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6310 The stairway to heaven is behind you, this is the hellevator. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6311 This place gives new meaning to the word sweatshop. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6312 Which Circle of Hell do you want? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6313 Quick, Doris, sell our elevator stocks! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6314 They've modernized Hell since Dante's time. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6315 It would be faster to take the stairs. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6316 Help - I pressed every floor! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6317 Oh God the price we pay for the surreptitious theft of your poorly conceived break room sandwiches! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6318 Sorry, I meant to get off at the fifth circle. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6319 The road to Hell is for the masses, not executives. Hop in. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6320 They fired you too, huh? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6321 What the Hell is is happening ? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6322 Didn't we just do a elevator joke? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6323 Take the stairs and f(l)at(t)en the cur(v)e Karen! . 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6324 Ooo, hell is a place on earth” 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6325 I told you not to hit 13, Todd.” 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6326 The elevator pitch meetings are audio-only and everyone's on mute. No one will notice if you join naked or moan too hard." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6327 Oh that’s okay, I’ll take the next one.” 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6328 We’re all heading to the Workplace Sensitivity Training, why do you ask?” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6329 That's okay, I'll wait for the next one." 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6330 Back to reality 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6331 Tuesdays.” 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6332 The one going in the other direction wouldn’t hold the door for us, so here we are. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6333 Meanwhile, back inside the Hell-evator at Trump Tower: “Well, at least it’s a dry heat, Carole.” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6334 we're stuck, please call the fire department" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6335 I guess I’ll have to take the stairs.... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6336 are you all fired? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6337 I wonder 'for whom the bell tolls' when everybody says, 'we didn't start the fire' 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6338 It’s fine. It’s just a little inconvenient.” 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6339 Looks like you're going down. I'll catch the next once. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6340 We are down to the final rinse. We will send it back up. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6341 We. Will. Never. Take. The. Stairs. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6342 Sorry, lady. This car only stops at Violence, Fraud and Treachery. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6343 I, uh...i'll wait for the next one 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6344 In life we pushed the fire alarm button, now we are in eternal elevation. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6345 We’re sorry! Your right. It’s too soon, we’ll go back home! Please! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6346 Feeling hot hot hot! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6347 Banksy strikes again. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6348 ...and could you go over our brimstone expenditures? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6349 Do you mind taking the stairs instead? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6350 Is this Heaven or Hell? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6351 I KNOW I PUSHED UP! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6352 That reminds me, I forgot my face mask. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6353 I'll take the next one" 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6354 Thank God I got that promotion last week.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6355 Don’t worry, I’ll just take the next one 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6356 Oh Jeez! I’ll just wait for another one, but, thanks! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6357 Late for my Gloom meeting. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6358 There's room, we all thought it was going up 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6359 I should have just called in sick today 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6360 Is this the express? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6361 The 660 degree performance review” -Gala Gulacsik 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6362 Covid-19 protesters observing the state of their country, while on their way to the Florida beaches.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6363 I'll take the next elevator" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6364 Up or down?” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6365 Sarah, this is not a good time to discuss our quarterly budgets” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6366 I would take the stairs.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6367 No that’s ok, I’ll get the next one.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6368 fired colleagues 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6369 Thirteenth floor please 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6370 This is the bad place! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6371 This is the Hellevator. Satan sent us up to apologize for the bad things we did.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6372 Does this one go all the way down? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6373 I guess the infrastructure backlog includes the elevator to hell.” 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6374 : “What is this? The hellevator?” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6375 Toasty" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6376 There are locusts in the stairwell if you’d rather.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6377 I'll just catch the next one..." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6378 Oh sorry, I’m actually going up” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6379 No, we're not hiring, but leave your résumé. 1.1692 0.05620 65 55 7 2
6380 The heating bill is gonna be through the floor this month." 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6381 Wrong hellevator 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6382 Yes, the hiring package comes with full benefits.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6383 Bill? I didn’t recognize you with your new haircut.” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6384 I guess it’s out of the frying pan into the... 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6385 It’s either this or the boss loses his bonus, so... you know.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6386 I guess we caught the local.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6387 What goes up in flames can’t reach management coming down” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6388 I now realize what "we're all going down" means! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6389 I told you guys to repass the message to 10 facebook friends, but nobody listen to me" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6390 It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City”. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6391 Fourth circle?” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6392 Oh, hey Linda.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6393 Dumpster fires are played out. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6394 Going... down? Well, wadaya think!? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6395 Is this Accounting?” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6396 Sugar, we’re going down” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6397 Year 2040- “Kindly adhere to Social Distancing norms to prevent elevator fires, thank you.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6398 “No, I’m going up.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6399 I’d call for help, but the bystander effect can be a real bitch. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6400 They say the other elevator's much worse... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6401 Is this the lift to the glass ceiling? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6402 . “Please tell me you pushed up!” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6403 @newyorkercartoons “the ‘light and heat’ initiative really seems to be taking off!” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6404 First day on the job?" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6405 Susan didn’t want to wear a sweater so we turned up the heating 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6406 We're going to Hell in a hand basket. Want to join us? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6407 How many stairs are there? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6408 Hey! Close it! You'll let the corona in!!" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6409 this hellevator is full, take the other one 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6410 Budget cuts. We're gonna be replacing the elevator from now on." 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6411 It turns out ‘circle back’ is an actual circle of hell, Susan. Who knew?” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6412 In the case of a pandemic, please use the stairs.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6413 Everyone was just so stoked to be back" 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6414 Susan, there’s no way in Hell we all fit in this elevator” @anaicamo 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6415 I hate these pre-war brimstone buildings.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6416 No, we actually prefer this to the stairs.” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6417 We’re on a express elevator to hell, going down! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6418 Julie was shocked to see what hell's fire ending quarantine early created 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6419 No, “Acid Reflux” is up on “43.” We’re on our way to “Hemorrhoids.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6420 “I see upper management finally got theirs” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6421 Maybe it's for the best if I practice social distancing with you, too”. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6422 With determination to date in 2020, Susan stood in amazement when the first round of daily matches arrived. @just_graham_things 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6423 I see what what your behavior has brought you!! I will rise up!! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6424 Apparently rock bottom has a basement” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6425 Im glad to see business as usual, but that’s not proper social distancing.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 55 7 2
6426 Well at least the doors opened 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6427 Welcome back to life" @newyorkermag 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6428 The first rule of Social Distancing is...!" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6429 Would you be a dear and get me an iced latte? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6430 Shortcut is always the smart choice, they said 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6431 Not today Gary I am not bringing work home. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6432 When the office tik tok goes down in flames.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6433 Thank god, it’s over. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6434 Going up? Or going up in flames? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6435 To hell or not to hell 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6436 I wish I was able to save all my patients 💔 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6437 Your frying pan lookin' pretty good right now? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6438 . "I am not getting involved in another hot mess!" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6439 This is the last floor, lady. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6440 ‘Lisa, hold on. We’ll come to you.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6441 I just had a quick uncharted governance enquiry, I assume you’re all corporate lawyers?” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6442 Looking on the bright side 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6443 I still want those files on my desk by Friday the latest, Karen” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6444 Keep looking Gregor, I'm almost positive is down there... somewhere. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6445 So that’s what Don Draper really saw down there in season 5.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6446 Next stop Level 3, Executive training program” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6447 When does this rabbit hole end Alice?" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6448 Sarah, I was absolutely going to call as soon as I got a chance. I promise.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6449 We'll take our chances, Karen." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6450 Abandon hope all ye who enter here” 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6451 'What I’m saying is that it might be effective. I’ve got a good feeling about this.' 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6452 ‘Just remember to stand six feet apart’ 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6453 Phyllis found herself in an unexpected game of The Floor Is Lava. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6454 Finally an original elevator pitch. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6455 C’mon guys you’re supposed to be wearing masks 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6456 I didn’t get the memo.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6457 I am deeply sorry, but this elevator is reserved exclusively for lawyers" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6458 “don’t worry, there’s plenty of room left.” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6459 Just catching up on on office gossip now that we can get close enough to whisper 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6460 It’ll just be quicker to take the stairs” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6461 So y’all live in Hell’s Kitchen?! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6462 Tuesdays at work" 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6463 Heading to the stairs, Sharon finally didn’t regret that extra piece of office birthday cake. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6464 Turns out the P is for purgatory." 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6465 We call it the hellevator, Miranda.” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6466 girl, that ain’t brimstone you’re smelling...” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6467 @newyorkermag “Hi Cheryl, hope this elevator finds you well” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6468 Come on guys where supposed to stay six feet apart” 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6469 The other one goes up. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6470 Taking the stairs is what they want you to think. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6471 This isn't the kind of union that we wanted. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6472 Welcome to the Dante's Inferno, ring 8, floor 352, for those who steal food from the break room fridge. I'm looking at you Kevin. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6473 Bummer-- 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6474 ...only about 5 minutes—but it seems like eternity. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6475 You don't have a clue about Hell. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6476 Up or Down?" ... "Down. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6477 No mask? No worries! We've said a special place for you! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6478 It's the hellevator. Going down. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6479 Not too close Helen.. remember social distancing 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6480 Actually, we're not headed down. We're expanding the neighborhood upwards. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6481 I think you’re looking for L. 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
6482 Sorry, lady, this elevator is heading down. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6483 Lookee here! One more idiot who never reads instructions! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6484 Come on in! They say it's safe to come back to work. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6485 so I said to him, 'I'm not fired, I quit!' 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6486 Of course we're angry, this is the fifth circle - duh. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6487 Get in or get out lady. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6488 Liz from Accounting? You’re going down. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6489 It will be a cold day in hell before the maintenance guy comes. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6490 It’s poetic justice. We are damned for shooting upskirt videos. Cameras melt down here. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6491 It's hell on earth 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6492 Wow, so hot! Can I join you guys? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6493 Nope!! Lawyers are downstairs... 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6494 It's OK, just wait for the doors to close and push the "up" button this time. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6495 Yes, it is hot as Hell in here. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6496 Our eternal punishment for not observing social distancing in the elevator. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6497 This is Heresy - the interview is on the Fraud floor. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6498 Those heels look painful as hell! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6499 After delivering a lackluster presentation, Deborah gloomily approached the hellevator. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6500 Sorry Ivanka, he isn't here yet. He is going to buy guns for fighting against the hell and the flames. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6501 You'd be better off with the Local. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6502 Did you all get shafted? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6503 Sorry, we're going down. Definitely down. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6504 This runs express and there’s no small talk—the other elevator is hell. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6505 Oh God! It's like Maximum Overdrive all over again! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6506 So... not going up? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6507 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6508 Oh, this is going alll the way down. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6509 It’s okay, guys. I’ll wait for the next one. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6510 Are you sure you're all working from home? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6511 No, we're from the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-basement. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6512 Ooh, it makes me wonder" you say? ... Well, we're a no-pants flash mob spurning the Stairway to Heaven 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6513 We're a family group--you'll have to wait for the next one. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6514 You want me to blow on your toes? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6515 Hey Karen, what'd you bring for lunch? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6516 No, Ms. Pelosi, we are not headed in your direction. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6517 Lady, the Up button is no longer one of your options. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6518 Sorry,I thought this was the stairway to heaven. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6519 It’s like my grandad used to say: when Hell’s elevator is over capacity, the damned shall use the stairs. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6520 Were going down for the last time. 1.1692 0.05174 65 54 9 1
6521 Even if that briefcase contains a fire extinguisher you're still shit out of luck. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6522 I suggest you wait for the social distancing car. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6523 Oh God, it's the fire from Accounting. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6524 Fire? What fire? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6525 Actually, I think I’m going up. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6526 In the U.K. they would have 'sacked' us. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6527 We tested positive for fire. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6528 Now you know what happens to people who talk in the elevator! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6529 Dante remix: 4th floor and going down! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6530 On second thought, never mind. I'll be fine. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6531 Up, please. Waay up! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6532 Take the stairs, bitch. 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
6533 oh no, it's going down 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6534 You are so inadequately dressed, lady! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6535 Thanks but I’m just going through hell and not stopping. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6536 The movie was right. The Devil does wear Prada! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6537 You'll find the HR department on the floor below ours. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6538 Drop Dead New York 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6539 Guess who kept pressing the 6 button again. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6540 Look at the bright side. At least this is more interesting than working in accounting. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6541 I swear, bruh, all we did was work on our lift and we got so much hotter. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6542 Sorry, but this elevator only goes down. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6543 So this one’s going down, right? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6544 It turns out that after the basement, it just keeps going down. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6545 We called the elevator repairman but when he said he couldn't make it go up, we told him nevermind. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6546 Huh, the accounting department really is going down in flames... 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6547 Could you please press the 'Up' button? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6548 You better take the stairway to Heaven, Melissa. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6549 Express elevator to Hell .... going down? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6550 The road to hell is being repaved. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6551 Outbid on the Stairway to Heaven, Mary pursues an alternative 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6552 Not to be deterred, Sadie headed right into the bowels of hell. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6553 Mr. Bezos will see you now. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6554 It’s a helluva job if you can get it. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6555 First person to use the office elevator after shelter-in-place order lifted: "I knew we should have issued a stay-at-home order rather than a shelter-in-place order." 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6556 Is it too late to go up? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6557 Any chance you've have a cigarette? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6558 Yes, Barry. I do look tired, today" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6559 Probably a good idea to take the next one. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6560 Everyone's going to hell 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6561 I never liked that elevator. It's too uppity. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6562 You forgot? The company acquisition closed last night. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6563 Hell, No, this is the down elevator! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6564 Who in hell pressed "up"! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6565 We're staying at home. Why aren't you? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6566 No. The Stairway to Heaven is at the end of the hall. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6567 Definitely wait for the next car! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6568 Oh, Styx? I meant floor six 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6569 Going down...waaaay down! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6570 I should not have said "synergy" in that meeting. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6571 what are you doing naked in an elevator Lou ! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6572 Do you have a card for the penthouse? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6573 Oh sorry, I think I'm going up... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6574 Welcome to Dante's Elevator. Going down? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6575 Watch that first misstep. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6576 What made you think this was the elevator to heaven? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6577 Abandon all hope, ye conventioneer 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6578 Jeannette....we can all see right up your skirt. Either start wearing pants, panties or at the very least change out your razer. It looks like your snatch is the district attorney for Gotham City. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6579 Is there a water fountain on this floor? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6580 So I said "Hold the elevator' and then Brad held the elevator, and then Susan said 'it's the elevator to hell' and it turns out to be the elevator to hell. So that's how I found out...people to narrate their lives deserve hell. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6581 This year’s Bring Your Propane Bottle to Work Day was another hit. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6582 I prefer screaming over elevator music any day” 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6583 I was just trying to have it all” 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6584 On the bright side, they don’t make you wear a mask down here” 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6585 We didn’t think security was serious when I said this elevator was hell. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6586 No, this is not going up. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6587 I heard Experience hotness in elevator.. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6588 We're all going to hell in a handbasket. The new reality. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6589 Sorry Mum. No Lucifer here. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6590 Come on in, plenty of room. 1.1690 0.04479 71 57 12 0
6591 So this was social distancing all about? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6592 We are going to that new bar down in hell, you in? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6593 Oh! Banksy was here!” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6594 It's not even that hot" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6595 I suggest you take the stairway. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6596 Jump in, it gets cold after a few minutes 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6597 We’re out of marshmallows, and the chocolate is fast melting, but we all agreed the toasty graham crackers has all believing we’re good at baking bread.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6598 my deep fryer with automatic basket lift got delivered 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6599 You should wait for the UP elevator. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6600 I am pro life! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6601 We're looking for hand sanitizer. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6602 To Hell, you say? I’m not in any hurry 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6603 We’re going down - WAY down. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6604 On second thought, I prefer Led Zeppelin. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6605 If you are that surprised, you probably meant to press the up arrow. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6606 Yes, this ones going ALL the way down... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6607 join the crew! j crew! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6608 Have you ever tried Bananas Foster? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6609 I’d take the stairway. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6610 This doesn't hurt as bad as taking the stairs. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6611 You guys—Pam’s here! Now it’s a happy hour! @laurensouthdown @ikenorthup 1.1648 0.03911 91 79 11 1
6612 Guess hell is at full capacity right now. How long's the wait? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6613 “Before we go, would you do me a favor and call my wife? I want to tell her my tuna salad was too salty.” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6614 It’s just business” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6615 Hell, ya”! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6616 Can you dump another ladle of water on the coals before you get in? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6617 Per my earlier memo, you should all be six feet apart. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6618 At home I’d be in charge of home schooling 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6619 You guys go ahead, I'll get the next one" 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6620 Margaret, stop messing around. We are late for a downsizing meeting” 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6621 Ummm, it's 2020? And if I want to host a literal black sabbath with my poly wytch coven in the office elevator shaft? I'm preeeety sure that's my business. But go off Karen... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6622 It's always one fire drill to the next! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6623 This is now the overflow space. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6624 Sorry for the inconvenience. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6625 The "up" button appears to be stuck. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6626 Forgive the awkward weeping. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6627 Apparently, we’re in purgatory. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6628 I have to climb the stairs again to the top floor of the skyscraper 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
6629 I think Dante made a mistake... 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6630 Flame-boyant voyage 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6631 You might as well take the stairs” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6632 We've been stuck here since the quarantine began. Things got out of control..." 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6633 What layer of hell are you going to?” 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6634 In or out lady, come on, we're in a hurry 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6635 I know you minored in film Todd, but this scene is a bit too much for our return-to-work training video" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6636 Don't make eye contact." 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6637 But the beaches in Ft. Lauderdale really were the highlight of the convention this spring. Too bad you couldn’t make it! 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6638 Don’t worry, the flames take care of the virus. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6639 Am I late for the climate-change strike? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6640 I hope this email finds you well. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6641 This elevator is designated for fired employees. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6642 Thank you for not holding the door, again" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6643 You’re not the pizza. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6644 Whoops - that’s not the executive elevator. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6645 excuse me, Going down or up? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6646 Have we considered NOT throwing more people at this firedrill? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6647 Back to work when the stay at home expires.” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6648 Monday morning blues. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6649 It's Ed from accounting's birthday by the way, so if you could pick up a cake..." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6650 I always thought free parking sounded too good to be true 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6651 Well, are you getting on? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6652 No actually, working in PR right now isn’t as bad as you’d think.” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6653 Welcome, can I get you anything, damnation, eternal suffering, maybe a bottled water?” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6654 And that’s the day I started taking the stairs” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6655 In hindsight, the contractor had been a bit vague about their 'warmly themed' elevator decal" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6656 Dammit, I forgot about global warming" 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6657 As per my last request, everything is NOT fine down here." 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6658 Told you to stay in the house for a couple more weeks. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6659 Sorry, this one is going down 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6660 wow, you look hot! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6661 You didn’t hear? They cancelled everything. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6662 And i was wondering why noone attended the meeting” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6663 Sorry, I’m a bit shocked realizing there are actual flames when you get fired.” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6664 It started out as a fired up political debate 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6665 I might hate my work but at least they cover dental" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6666 I tried to lit up the mood, and this is what happened..." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6667 Come on in, the flames are fine! 🙈😅 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6668 I would advise you take the stairs, if you don't mind" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6669 "Society had to adapt with all the leftover Peeps." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6670 This takes awkward elevator rides to a whole new level” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6671 One of us appears to be lost. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6672 I'd rather take the stairs 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6673 I coughed... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6674 You should have tried chloroquine. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6675 It's really not that bad once you get used to it." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6676 Yeah, but the stairs are hell" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6677 My God! Why aren’t they social distancing? “ 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6678 Aren't you too crowded for such a small space? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6679 I know what happens when you avoid social distancing" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6680 If you could please practice social distancing and back up 6 feet we are concerned about our health.” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6681 The virus shut down our hand basket factory. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6682 I didn't realize Legal was in the building." 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6683 Going down, are we???" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6684 If anyone asks you found us in the stairwell" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6685 haven't you heard, Linda? the weather forecast wasn't that good for today" 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6686 Look at it this way, I'm still getting my calories in. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6687 Nice dress Margaret” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6688 “Hell has a lot of fury today..” no scorn for women leaders response to the corona virus ! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6689 They say that the only way out of Hell is through, but you can actually just go up to 6 and take the second stairwell.” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6690 You can push the up button all you like but you worked your whole career in Human Resources. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6691 So this is where all the temps go." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6692 When your boss hears that heat kills coronavirus” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6693 So are we getting the bailout or not? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6694 ‘I thought furlough was temporary’ 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6695 Wear a mask, you’ll be fine. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6696 I’m wearing new shoes. Could you send it back up” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6697 Don’t worry, it’s still better down there than up here” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6698 No reason to panic; more people die of car crashes each year.” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6699 We appreciate the pizza party, but still no word on Healthcare?” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6700 Oh no, I’m not going to the office. I just ride the elevator in my apartment just so I can feel something.” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6701 A depiction of the working conditions of the 2020s when it was infact legal to set your essential service employees on fire without repercussions 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6702 So sorry. Excuse me. This is my floor. If I could just... squeeze out. Sorry. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6703 Sorry I’m late guys I almost forgot my briefcase” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6704 Still better than the stairs” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6705 Serves them right for not hitting the door open button.” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6706 This is lit af" 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6707 Elevator ppl: 🦠It’s almost over, We’re going down. Her: is that so🤨, I’ll take the stairs. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6708 There goes everyone that didn’t wear a mask at Sheep’s Meadow this past weekend... ‘COVID19 elevator’ 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6709 Succession season 3. Coming soon 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6710 Worst of all, you’re not even social distancing!” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6711 Glad you like it! My power suit IS pretty fire.” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6712 „I feel like that could have been an e-mail, too!“ 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6713 Wait honey, I can explain!” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6714 “friends on fire going down” 🔥 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6715 Better than out here 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6716 well, not like i wasn't already in hell 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6717 So I’m actually off the clock... but you can pick me up where we left off tomorrow. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6718 Surprise surprise, looks like hell isn’t social distancing either. “ 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6719 oh, is this the stock market? going up? 😉 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6720 Look, if you're going to get in at least try and keep your distance 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6721 When you hit rock bottom the only way is up" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6722 Do I jump or cannon ball? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6723 If I stare at the wall maybe I won’t notice them”. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6724 interesting wallpaper 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6725 Oh, you’re heading to the meeting with Dante Alighieri?” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6726 lower level - Disco Inferno: that’s where the happy people go” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6727 To hell? Yes, but this is for lawyers only newyorker 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6728 Is this going down?” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6729 And it's only may, you know" 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6730 Who knew hell was just one floor down! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6731 Oh look Bob, the DJane is finally here! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6732 I thought I was the ‘hot’ one today. Never mind. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6733 They weren’t 6 feet apart anyway” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6734 ...and I said, "These footpaths are for sheep, we'll get a WAY better look at the tiger pit from that overhanging branch..." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6735 Life is made of stairs" they said 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6736 Going down or what?” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6737 So this is how the other 99% survives during a pandemic. Note to self: take stairs or rooftop helicopter next time. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6738 Seriously, Karen? We were almost to the lobby.” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6739 No mask? Jump right in! We’ve been waiting for you. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6740 “Looks better than my 2020 so far!” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6741 I think there's room for one more 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6742 : "I knew that returning to work would be dangerous, but I couldn't imagine how much!" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6743 " Boss, the company stinks. Guy in a red suit said he would give us a raise at his company." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6744 The person with the best elevator pitch will be saved! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6745 OH MY GOD! Is that a new bag down there Julia? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6746 The hot flashes had begun. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6747 And I thought I had a hell of a day” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6748 But the sign said 'Shortcut to the Top'. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6749 Let me burn some calories by taking stairs 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6750 There is no elevator to success. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6751 Excuse me, is this the corporate team bonding exercise?” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6752 Gathering around the water cooler 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6753 The first few minutes are weird, but you'll get used to it, trust me. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6754 Sorry, not much room with all these cardboard cutouts of flames" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6755 HR said : you get your severance package only if you are fired 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6756 “Wicked burn, boss” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6757 We just followed the consultants’ heat-map ...” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6758 I’ll take the next one, thanks. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6759 Hi, I am here for an interview" 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6760 Barbecue season came early!” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6761 Hey, could you give us a hand?” “Oooh....I could give you an elbow?” 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6762 You wouldn’t happen to have any marshmallows in that briefcase there? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6763 Oh, that’s what happens when you get fired?!” 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6764 We certainly can't be from different walks of life if we all end up sinking in what we've created. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6765 Going all the way down? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6766 Yes KAREN–I told you the lamp was real. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6767 You must be new, this is the down elevator. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6768 It's a little warm for a wool blazer. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6769 Damnit America! I didn't ask you to open my eyes. Couldn't you have kept this quiet like everything else? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6770 Despite the appearance, even Hellevators have no fury like a woman scorned 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6771 Umm, I pressed "Up" for the Pearly Gates. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6772 Guess heat really does rise 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6773 Save yourself! That L doesn’t stand for Lobby! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6774 You might try the stairs, I hear they go somewhere else. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6775 Who said heaven was a place on Earth? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6776 Sorry, this one's going UP in flames. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6777 Bad news Carol. They're downsizing the Department-- and they're not just locking us out of our computers!!! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6778 We thought we were going up, too. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6779 You're not social distancing, I think I'll take the stairs!" Andrea Starr, Port Washington, N.Y. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6780 Try the South Tower. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6781 Just lean a little further. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6782 The stairs it is... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6783 I hear the people on the stairs are doing even worse. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6784 We got in the "Hellevator " by mistake... 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6785 Sorry, Madam. The fire sale doesn’t start till noon tomorrow. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6786 Beats the hell out of awkward silence. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6787 I dare say we have hit the point of diminishing returns on those energy efficiency tax credits... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6788 We are approaching the weight limit so you need to leave your briefcase behind. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6789 Take the corporate ladder instead, we are all fired! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6790 I believe I am over-dressed for this. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6791 Don't go down. There's a fire in the basement. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6792 Looks like I'll be getting off at the 9th Circle. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6793 This one's full. You'll have to wait for the next one. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6794 It’s the ninth circle of Hell - we violated social distancing rules. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6795 Oh there you are, I’ve been looking Legal. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6796 Oh good, they got the hellevator working. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6797 I'm not dead. I'm NOT Dead. I hope to GOD, I"M NOT DEAD! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6798 Trust me, the basement's no bargain. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6799 Take the stairs. This elevator is a hellhole right now. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6800 Uh, no thanks... I’m going up” 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6801 Go ahead. I'm going up. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6802 If only I'd quit smoking like my mom said to do! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6803 I see, we have to go through hell to level up in this company! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6804 It' s less a Stairway to Heaven, more of an Elevator to Hell 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6805 dante's inferno level5/6 ....equivocaters 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6806 Avoid the cafeteria’s Szechwan buffet today. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6807 No mask, either? Join us. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6808 There must be a better way to do social distancing. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6809 it seemed like a hell of a good idea at the time 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6810 OK, Gretchen, now you've seen me in Hell. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6811 OOPs wrong elevator! I was looking for the one to Heaven! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6812 Going down- mind the gap! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6813 Come jump in! There's still space and it's not so hot. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6814 Which level is this? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6815 No thanks. I think I’ll take the next one. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6816 I'll just get on the next one 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6817 There's no problem. We're just enforcing social distancing in here. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6818 Didn't you know it's casual Friday in the shark pool? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6819 It's a little stuffy in here. Better take the next one. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6820 You didn’t hear? The whole office got fired. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6821 I pushed ‘seventh heaven’ as well! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6822 Thanks for the offer but I’m currently vegan. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6823 It's okay, I will take the next elevator 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6824 Lasciate ogni sapone che vi entrate! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6825 I had no idea this is what they meant when they said "layoffs". 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6826 This just proves that Hell is exothermic. Because when I asked a girl out, She said “When hell freezes over...” And I still haven’t gone out with her. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6827 Sorry, lawyers take the stairs. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6828 surefire corona virus disinfectant. Works better than wearing a mask or injecting disinfectants 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6829 This isn't what I thought they meant by "In case of fire take stairs." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6830 The bottom floor is not a parking garage. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6831 Mmmh...I’m still not taking the stairs. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6832 This is management. Heaven’s on the top floor. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6833 This is like going to hell and back! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6834 For heaven's sake- take the stairway. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6835 Why? For failing to socially distance. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6836 Come on in Jane. The water is great! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6837 Uh, oh my office mates didn't wear masks either 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6838 As you can see, we're going up. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6839 For heaven's sake, punch the "Up" button! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6840 Are you at least enjoying the ride? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6841 A little help, please. We're stuck in limbo. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6842 It's heaven to earth and back! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6843 You thought YOU were working in hell. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6844 Finally, an alternative to all-staff Zoom meetings. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6845 There is no corporate ladder—it's all just a fiery hellscape. Save yourself! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6846 The fiery pit needs to be a lot bigger, guys. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6847 Change rooms are down the hall 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6848 You might want to wait for the next one going down. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6849 You'll have to handle the merger before we all go to hell. 1.1613 0.05241 62 52 7 1
6850 We highly recommend pushing the Up call button. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6851 Yeah, the AC broke on this one 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6852 No, the corporate ladder is down the hall on the left, but beware the glass ceiling. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6853 The mailroom is not Hell as long as you’ve kept your hopes and dreams. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6854 Furlough Furnace 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6855 Acid redux. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6856 You might want to take the stairs...by the way, do you have any ice? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6857 As in the lobby, so below. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6858 Yes, it’s going WAY down. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6859 I knew I should have taken the service elevator. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6860 Claudia, please have those fire safety papers on my desk by noon. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6861 Filene’s is having a BOGO on Damnation! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6862 Are you going up, down, all the way up, or all the way down? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6863 Wow Hell really is rising 1.1613 0.04420 62 54 7 1
6864 Trust me: do not accept the promotion 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6865 This one is reserved for lower management. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6866 I guess I'll take the next one... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6867 Might I suggest the stairway to heaven instead? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6868 It's going down, mam. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6869 This is the elevator that doesn't use masks! Going down! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6870 hmm........? One small step........? mankind ? ....... 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6871 Sorry to tell you that this IS the elevator for lawyers. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6872 It's an appointment with Human Resources... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6873 Going Down down down...in a burning ring of fire? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6874 We're actually going up. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6875 It's hard to explain. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6876 Heading to the fourth level, too? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6877 Take the stairs! We weren't able to maintain social distancing in the elevator! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6878 We're with The Army Air Corps. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6879 Have a nice weekend? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6880 Hot flashes welcome! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6881 Sorry, the meeting ran late. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6882 Well, this is a funny way of telling me I’m going to Hell. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6883 No, this is ad sales. Editorial is on the next floor. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6884 Don't interview for Sales! 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6885 Who told you that is safe distancing? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6886 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6887 Hey, lady. Step closer so I can look up your skirt." "Go to hell. Never mind. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6888 Tell the super the fire sprinklers are on the blink. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6889 I don't suppose your name is Peter, is it? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6890 Please take the stairs ! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6891 Going down . . . Deep down. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6892 Are you looking for a fire exit ? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6893 Please tell me you've got one of those key card thingies. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6894 No, this is the express to the 7th level. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6895 It's just not right for us to be going down. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6896 I'm serious. Asking that genie for testicles that spontaneously combust is one of my better life decisions. Anyway, want to go to Chili's with me and the boys from fire department after all this is over? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6897 Come on in! It’s fine we are close, heat kills Covid. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6898 ...and I thought my job was hell. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6899 666 is a hell of a floor. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6900 Do you want to hear my elevator speech? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6901 I told you our CEO is the devil. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6902 You go ahead, I'm waiting for the up elevator. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6903 Guess its time to start turning on the A/C. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6904 This one doesn't go up so you better keep your social distance. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6905 Mr. Beelzebub is in town giving us the new directives from corporate. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6906 This - this is herd immunity! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6907 Thanks anyway, I’ll wait for the next one. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6908 When LuLu's former boss called to her for water from the fiery pits of hell, she vowed to take the stairs more often. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6909 I take back what I said about hellish office space. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6910 We're... Sanitizing" @sadboroug 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6911 This is a tad more than the paper trail...” @newyorkercartoons 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6912 Tenth floor. Riverdance troupes, teen angst poetry and reality tv stars." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6913 My secretary told you to go to hell. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6914 No #socialdistancing here... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6915 That corona virus worked faster than we anticipated 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6916 Rise Up Against Hate" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6917 So that's where my team went..." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6918 It turns out the board meeting was in room 2020 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6919 Do I really need to take the 1 train from 168th this morning? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6920 it’s either this, the stairs, or another Zoom meeting” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6921 « ...Big Brother wants to know, this or going back to work? » 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6922 Ah yes. My happy place. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6923 It’ll be a frosty Friday” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6924 Our Up or Out policy really has to be reconsidered. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6925 Small talk is hell.” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6926 Are you here to repair the elevator? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6927 So who would you choose to be stuck in an elevator with?” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6928 When they decide to reopen to soon and kill us all 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6929 ''Sorry lady, this one only goes down" 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6930 Oh heavens, was the gathering scheduled over here ? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6931 We are here conducting an IRL study on the latest experimental treatment trumped-up by the genius mind of our omniscient President." 1.1587 0.05637 63 54 6 2
6932 We’re heating up. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6933 Dante was wrong there are 10 circles.” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6934 This time, the new colleague Hannibal, really crossed the line 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6935 Corporate said we needed to cut costs" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6936 No. We’re from the ‘09 lay-offs, try upstairs” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6937 Oh, yes, didn’t we meet at the company picnic? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6938 Commuting as we know it, has officially been burned 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6939 I guess my email won’t ‘find you well’ Jennifer” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6940 I’m actually more concerned that no one is wearing a mask in here” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6941 Act cool now..." 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6942 @falako_o Never burn bridges with your boss but who said you can't burn an elevator with him in it ? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6943 I thought Keanu saved you already...” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6944 Boss, we want to go back to the office ASAP, this burnout is literally hell! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6945 Ah yes, back to work.” 🥺 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6946 We are breaching social distancing rules on so many levels... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6947 I think I'll come back to smart working" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6948 My elevator pitch is lava. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6949 You want me to start work when? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6950 We're not going up anytime soon. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6951 I guess I'm gonna jump in, too. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6952 Hell, no, we're not going up. You'll just have to wait for the next one. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6953 Going Down is Hell 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6954 As per Trump's expert guidelines for reintegrating the workforce, going up requires drinking bleach, whilst going down means fire showers. Welcome to el Fuego. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6955 You think it's hot here? You should try the basement. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6956 Work was hell today 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6957 Why am I reminding you to get your budgets in. Your already going through hell. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6958 No thanks, I'll take the stairway to hell. 1.1587 0.03723 63 54 9 0
6959 Quick! Call 9 1 1. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6960 Survival of the fittest favors those who take the stairs 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6961 Today Satan. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6962 Nope, not my final destination. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6963 Wait for the next car ! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6964 One last time, who should we vote for again in November? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6965 Can you grab us a few waters ? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6966 Shaft! . . . is a bad m#@* f*@#er! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6967 The sign said, "Maximum 3" but we had to go for the fourth. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6968 The correct saying is good intentions and broken elevators. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6969 Do you mind sending it back down when you're done? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6970 Call the fire department. Their key might help us get unstuck. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6971 The boss told me to go to hell, I did and they kicked me out of there too. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6972 Now I will never make it to work on time. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6973 Stop, as you are about to enter the hot yoga session for couples only. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6974 If you would press the UP button, I'll see to it that Sykes in creative puts in a good word for you. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6975 Hard to explain. Look us up in Revelation 20:10. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6976 Theres more pizza diablo in the 10th floor conference room 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6977 The more vicious co-workers take the left elevator. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6978 I hope you're going up. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6979 Join us, we're going down to the real hell. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6980 I'll wait for the next car! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6981 I'm definitely not going down! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6982 Heat rises, going up? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6983 Ma’am, you’ll appreciate the warmth. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6984 We're having an impromptu barbecue. Care to join us? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6985 Humanity flambéd! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6986 Hell yeah we're going down! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6987 What I am told awaits me if I return to my office to pick up my monitor. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6988 Sorry, Hell already has too many other people. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6989 Susan, you can't avoid this. There are two options: hell or health insurance. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6990 They LITERALLY took the stairs! This is the only way out! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6991 We've all been furloughed. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6992 The internship for Hell, congrats. For what? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6993 The inspection card on this elevator is way out of date. Let’s add that to the other loopholes you’re working on. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6994 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6995 For goodness sakes put on more clothes and take off those Trump buttons for they will only make Beelzebub more angry." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6996 I knew it! Damn other people causing delays on my elevator! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6997 Okay, Nike, I’ll walk up the stairs” 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6998 Hi Diane, I'd like you to meet our new sales interns, fresh from purgatory. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6999 I would rather take the stairway to heaven” 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7000 Stepping into the ninth shaft of hell. 1.1571 0.04831 70 59 9 1
7001 All your choice are under water 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7002 Welcome to the 9:01 to 5 club. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
7003 Next stop is the trading floor. 1.1571 0.04831 70 59 9 1
7004 Did you win that lawsuit, too?" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7005 Air conditioning- a thing of the past 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7006 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7007 Wes Anderson's Grand l'inferno di Dante Hotel 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7008 “Please call maintenance, the thermostat’s running a bit high” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7009 What is the floor of the Final Judgment?" 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7010 Don’t mind us, just trying another way to defeat the coronavirus. Going down? Hope that’s not a favorite suit.” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7011 @everlanecommunity when they first heard about @everlaneu trying to unionize 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7012 Is this the unemployment line? I too been fired this week.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7013 Excuse me ma’am. I seem to have lost my cool. Do you wanna head down to find it with me?” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7014 Oh, we were done with meetings, so we thought we'd swing by, see what's new." 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7015 I guess God is punishing me for skipping leg day... and of of course the day I wear heels” 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
7016 . Is down the new up? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7017 Boss: That was the hardest day of let goes in whole career. Everyone else: 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7018 Skype, are ok?” - Zoom 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7019 I love the new amenities.” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7020 I still prefer this over the 'open office' fad." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7021 I guess this solves things." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7022 Jane had only been gone for 5 minutes" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7023 My boss said go to hell, So here I am. Where do we apply next?” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7024 We may be on fire, but at least we’re less than 6 ft apart.” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7025 They really should’ve put an ‘elevator out of order’ sign.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7026 Didn’t you get the memo? 6-foot distance between employees strictly enforced.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7027 Which level are you going to?” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7028 Sorry lady, we're full 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7029 '' My elevator pitch is really good" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7030 Goin' down? Sorry lady "Social Distancing"... only 4 to an elevator! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7031 I pushed all the buttons just to set the mood. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7032 Other than being slightly off level, it’s not so bad. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7033 I thought the social distancing detector was off. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7034 Unsafe distancing is hell. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7035 The awkward silence is much worse. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7036 Thank God for the glass ceiling ... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7037 Welcome to life! Enter at your own risk;Kiee 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7038 At this point, I might as well jump in. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7039 It's only the annual fire drill. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7040 The last elevator cartoon just didn’t do it for us 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7041 I Thought You Burnt To Death Last Year 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7042 It's Hell trying to social distance on an elevator. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7043 Dropping in to our Covid-22 Party? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7044 You need a mask to come up this far! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7045 I know elevator etiquette says not to fart until you get off, but I couldn't help myself. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7046 She hit the “H” button by accident. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7047 L is for Loki, huh? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7048 Oh, nevermind. I'm going up. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7049 Is this elevator going to the 2020th Floor by chance? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7050 Yes, Hillary, it’s time. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7051 We didn't wear face masks or stand six feet apart. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7052 Your name’s not Alighieri! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7053 Ma'am, are you sure you want to go down? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7054 I know elevator small talk can be a little uncomfortable, but I am literally on fire.” 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7055 I guess I should listen to the firefighters” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7056 I told them time and time over, it should have been an email 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7057 The call fire department button isn't working either. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7058 Ding!” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7059 Get in, Karen” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7060 Dale, did you turn up the thermostat again?" 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7061 there’s beauty and sorrow in yesterday’s tomorrow 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7062 We couldn’t agree more! It’s our right to put ketchup on hotdogs. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7063 look! they got us a swimming pool." 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7064 Jimmy, get out of there. We're going to be late for the weekly board meeting. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7065 Hey.step into the new Disinfectant chamber. “I’ll catch the next one up.” 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7066 “But I really need a haircut” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7067 Some nimwit pushed all the buttons." 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7068 It’s a team building exercise... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7069 Which floor is the Lord of the Flies convention on? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7070 Burn,burn,burn!The burning ring of fire! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7071 Remember when you see someone running to catch the elevator and you act as if you're pushing the "open" button while really pushing the "close"? Yeah, don't do that. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7072 Oh hi, Sheila. We’ve moved on down to a warmer climate! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7073 Anything is better than social distancing. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7074 Someone told the Boss he'd have to wear a mask. He couldn't take the heat. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7075 Lawyers have to take the stairs. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7076 It's a hell of a walk if you take the stairs. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7077 How come your hair doesn’t catch fire? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7078 No Exit. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7079 In case of eternal fire, use stairs. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7080 These days ... hell delivers. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7081 Come on in, the water's fine. A bit dirty. Filthy, actually." 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7082 Excuse me ma'am, is this floor 665?” 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7083 I’ve got my pepper spray! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7084 Lack of proximity. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7085 You're dreaming this. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
7086 Hello. Hope all is well!” 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7087 Listen, I already told you "six feet". 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
7088 Oh dear, I forgot my face mask. Be right back.” 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7089 I was planning on going to the top, but it's probably all the same if I get on now and ride it out with you." 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7090 Wrong floor. We’re looking for the floor made of lava.” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7091 Feeling hot in these heels today. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7092 You go ahead, I'll wait for the next one." 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7093 I don't feel like taking the elevator today. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7094 Floor 2020? That year was hell, going down. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7095 The rumors about the new CEO being super literal must be true: That's the second elevator full of people getting fired in as many weeks. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7096 Was your elevator pitch about social distancing? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7097 I'll take the fire escape 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7098 The company’s sanitation system. We tested Covid-positive. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7099 The Up button won’t work! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
7100 Well i guess that elevated quickly 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7101 My sacrifice won’t solve the gender imbalance. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7102 You guys have room down there? Can’t wait to get over this social distancing thing” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7103 OSHA updated Covid-19 measures this morning" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7104 we just want haircuts” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7105 The company did buy the hellevator 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7106 Jump in! —We too failed at sourdough starters, counter herb gardens and homeschooling 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7107 Ok, another day, another hell" 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7108 I love lasagna and hate Mondays. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7109 With the elevator out of service, the office has been forced to take the incinerator instead. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7110 You can’t get on. Social distancing orders from below. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7111 Global Warming Express,-Down to Hell, Yeah, it's getting that bad! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7112 Going up; we're trying to raise our spirits. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7113 I waited for an eternity and this one only goes down? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7114 Can you stoop down to our level? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7115 Oh, you're looking for the stairway to heaven. That's over by the lobby. 1.1500 0.05737 60 52 5 2
7116 Social distancing? Like hell if you ask me. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7117 We’d like snow cones in hell. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7118 Sorry, we are still on the way down...! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7119 Actually, we're going down AND going up. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7120 Does it look like this one‘s going up? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7121 The small talk is killing me! 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7122 Actually, it’s going up. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7123 Stairway to heaven alright. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7124 So I guess we should see other people, huh? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7125 'Going down?' Seriously? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7126 Thank you for your years of service. We will always care about you. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7127 I really do miss confinement. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7128 “Stairway to Heaven” 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7129 Sorry. I must have pushed the wrong button. I'm not going to the West Wing. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
7130 You couldn’t wait❓ 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
7131 My, you really are going down. 1.1486 0.04587 74 63 9 1
7132 That’s the fourth time this month. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7133 Level 13, please 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7134 Next floor is lava! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7135 Headed down to accounting?” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7136 In these uncertain times, Karen wondered if she should have taken the stairs after all. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7137 We’re testing whether heat rises” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7138 hey, i’m glad we ran into each other, did you get a chance to read that memo i sent on friday? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7139 Are you kidding Barbara?? The elevator is just for the managers. # 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7140 It's not that bad, once you get used to it... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7141 The elevators they are a-changin' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7142 Trickle down firefighting 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7143 No, it's HR. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7144 Yes, but this is a special place in it. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7145 Can you toss in the fire extinguisher? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7146 Oh, no this is for burning in hell, you'll have to take the stairs. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7147 Finally a good reason to take the stairs” 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7148 Overheard on the set of SPEED 3: “I hope Keanu’s coming back with the fire extinguisher. He’d better not be stuck on that bus again.” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
7149 Ouch! Looks like hell. Much cooler on this floor, we voted for Biden. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
7150 And you didn't think there was anything worse than a board room fight! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7151 Why don't you give me a smile? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
7152 Sorry, this is an express, making one stop at purgatory before proceeding to our final destination. @eye_shutter_ 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7153 ‘Firing people over email is bad etiquette.’ 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7154 Not quite as uplifting as I thought 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7155 Helen was please she hadn't joined the devil on his way down to Georgia 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7156 Oh look, it’s the accounting department” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7157 Forget about the shareholders. Do what you conscience is really telling you to do. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7158 I’ll be taking the stairs for the fireseeable future” 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7159 Coming down with fire...care to join? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7160 Please stop staring. This is what we've chosen." 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7161 Come on in, the Hell is fine. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7162 We didn’t think ghosts would add to the weight limit but here we are 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7163 Heaven is on the top floor. But it‘s hell if you’re afraid of heights. Here it’s hell. But it’s heaven if you’re a republican. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7164 We failed to keep our six feet of social distancing. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7165 1. 1." Hey , will you please tell our boss , I will be late today? " 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7166 '' The upside is that you'll never have to worry about hot water.'' 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7167 That must be the 13th floor. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7168 You think YOU have problem with social distancing ? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7169 No, the express elevator is on your right. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7170 yes, we’re stuck...this is purgatory 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7171 Essential workers only. Heading UP or DOWN? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7172 Help! We need new elevator speeches! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7173 No. This is the private elevator for Covid- 19 deniers. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7174 It’s 2020, the “elevator straight to Hell” is a much shorter trip. 1.1452 0.05560 62 54 5 2
7175 They say there's potential for upward mobility. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7176 If your temperature is 100° or higher you have to Shelter in Place with us for 14 more days. 1.1452 0.06017 62 55 3 3
7177 This isn't even the lowest level. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7178 Everyone's being fired downstairs! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7179 It’s hell working from home everywhere 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7180 A technician should be here shortly 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7181 I hope the stair well is less crowded” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7182 Jump in, the fire’s lovely! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7183 What are you waiting for, Susan? Grab a mask, disinfect your hands and get us out of here! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7184 Alright enough fun, floor seven please! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7185 Sorry, I meant to push the up button. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7186 Going down - way down? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7187 Save us please!" "Nope! Gotta social distance. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7188 Hey Carla, turns out 'plausible deniability' has a bit of a loophole. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7189 A Molotov cocktail can in fact be chugged. 1.1410 0.05072 78 68 5 3
7190 Gee, they really meant two to a car. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
7191 I knew there was a goods lift but I didn’t know there was a bads one... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7192 Free donuts in conference room H.” 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7193 "Well no, we are not properly distanced socially, but this only goes to the seventh circle anyway." 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7194 ‘Ermmm...I’ll take the stairs’ 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7195 Ahh... so this is what they did to the interns. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7196 Apologies Madam. We’re dancers rehearsing in a bubble. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7197 Bean farmers convention at this hotel, and I needed a cigarette. 1.1406 0.04380 64 54 9 0
7198 Going to the basement? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
7199 It's better than the bleach" 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7200 I just realised, I lost my phone 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7201 Well, If everyone is already there I might as well 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7202 The weight loss competition was to motivate us to burn calories, but this is a little far 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7203 Come, hop on the elevator to hell" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7204 Going down, Floor 2020 next 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7205 welcome to the comment section, jump in. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7206 Welcome to hell! Come on in the flames are fine! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7207 Jill, can we circle back at some point today?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7208 I remembered this being different” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7209 There’s plenty of room in here for all of us.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7210 #we forgot our masks 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7211 I’ll get the next one...” or “Going down?” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7212 Beats IV lysol 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7213 I better start wearing a mask to work" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7214 This elevator only goes to the boardroom. You’ll need to use the other one... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7215 Jump in. There's a place in hell for everyone!" 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7216 Sorry, ma'am we thought these were the offices of Lehman Brothers. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7217 We thought the Mad King was a fictional character!" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7218 The first Monday back at the office after quarantine began as expected. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7219 It’s getting hot in here so take of all yours clothes 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7220 Glad I didn’t sign up to ‘Feel the Bern’ this time around 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7221 Which floor for shoes, anyone? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7222 Can you squeeze in one more? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7223 Ugh I guess I’ll take the stairs” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7224 Looks like someone forgot to do their mandatory wellness training modules! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7225 Oh y’all going down fo sho” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7226 What? Yes, I suppose you could say the elevator sauna is a fire hazard” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7227 I guess we are the lucky ones" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7228 If you're lucky enough to do well, it's your responsibility to send the elevator back down. 🇸🇰 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7229 Ok which one of you lot is it this time?" Karen - workplace attorney. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7230 Looks like burning the candle at both ends isn't the best way to get a promotion" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7231 "Well, I finally prefer social distancing". 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7232 “You should probably take the stairs” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7233 Don’t even ask about the stairs” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7234 so, if the alternative is the stairway to heaven, this must be... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7235 WFH, amiright?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7236 This is exactly why I leave my desk three minutes before quitting time. " 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7237 Sally was reminded she left a pot roast in the oven. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7238 I can finally see why this could have been a Zoom meeting 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7239 You be surprised of how good s’mores taste better without clothes. I lied they burned the skin. In this climate lies are better unpleasant truths.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7240 Burn in (L) 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7241 Management said we could work from home but it isn’t so bad. Friday we get a pizza party.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7242 At least you don’t have to wear a mask 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7243 Coming down? Level 8th or 9th?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7244 No Janice, I said the floor is ACTUALLY lava! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7245 Ugh, millennials. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7246 There's still room if you want me to press hold. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7247 In case of fire do not use elevator” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7248 Better than that dumb stairway to heaven” 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7249 - “Yes, Hell IS other people; however, it’s heartwarming!” ❤️ 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7250 Where are your clothes, sir?! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7251 It may seem daunting, but you quickly acclamate to the climate here. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7252 Up, please.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7253 cherie berry’s fever dream 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7254 Space for one more?” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7255 It’s true what they say about middle management 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7256 Help us!" [whispers] - "No." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7257 Next time don’t eat my food from the fridge 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7258 Hold the door.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7259 Survival of the fittest 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7260 Someone roll a 5 or an 8!” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7261 "Well, I guess it's better than waiting for the subway." 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7262 Is there room for one more, or should I make a reservation?" 1.1404 0.05274 57 49 6 1
7263 We couldn't tell he was being sarcastic" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7264 i can't stand another minute with mother in law 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7265 Save some room for the Board of Directors, please” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7266 Oh, no no- interviews are done on the fifth floor.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7267 It's the climb-err 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7268 Ya, the new social distancing rules, Building Management wasn’t joking when they said max three per elevator.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7269 ... “time to take off the jacket.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7270 Trust me, it can’t be worse than up there.” 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7271 Weren't you guys in Brooklyn Bridge Park last week?" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7272 Does this mean I should buy more toilet paper?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7273 I'm getting tired of these team building building exercises" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7274 Don’t worry. We all have excellent life insurance.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7275 BTW, HR approved your request for a new water cooler. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7276 Well this doesn’t practice social distancing.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7277 Layoffs... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7278 Setting all Hell loose was the only way to determine who would be capable of overcoming the obstacles of working from home. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7279 The service staff were the first to go.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7280 Thanks for the advice, this is way better than 2020!” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7281 This is why I said we should work from home, but you all insisted.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 48 8 0
7282 the meetings canceled” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7283 I wonder who put all that giant foam in there 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7284 Take the stares much?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7285 No stepping down for me... I have to rise up and break that glass ceiling before the next millienium 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7286 Get in, Janet — we just left a wild briefing about this so-called ‘corona’ virus, and you’re gonna want to call your stock advisors, stat. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7287 So this is what management meant by ‘sustainable power’....” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7288 And the parking space would be in the basement of the other building I suppose” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7289 Sorry, this floor is for those you will do the Job of 5 in the salary of ½ 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7290 Just when I was out of excuses to work from home 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7291 And they said I wouldn’t get the same burn taking the elevator as taking the stairs” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7292 Down the corporate... elevator. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7293 'You want to join us? The water's lovely and warm.' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7294 'This must be the tenth circle of hell' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7295 You better hurry—it’s pretty lit down here. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7296 It’s our first day back. We forgot how to elevator. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7297 Black Rock City was off-limits... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7298 The perks of the office. Bonding” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7299 - I’ll take the next one, I prefer the cold. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7300 This LA Law reboot is a bit much 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7301 See what happens when you come closer than 1.5 meters?” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7302 Georgia’s exit strategy express.” 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7303 Going down, way dow! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7304 someone must've tried to get off on floor 13 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7305 I guess they weren't joking when they mentioned corporate hell 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7306 ... sorry to disappoint, but yes, it’s actually an elevator, not a highway. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7307 Being late has its perks; would you prefer I put this out now, or after I clock in? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7308 Captivity" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7309 Always when I am running late.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7310 No businesswoman in history has had it harder than I have." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7311 It wasn’t me.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7312 I think I just saw the economy in the elevator? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7313 Everyone's having a good time" 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7314 @newyorkermag Rising flames shall soon leave hot ashes behind. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7315 Fires already? I thought we were easing employees back into work” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7316 Sorry this this express elevator to hell. The next one is going to purgatory 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7317 "The c-suite?" 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7318 Good thing I practiced my elevator pitch. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7319 I’m not going to Hell today, thanks.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7320 Looks nice down there 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7321 Is Lynch in there? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7322 “Well someone had to stay behind,...just in case” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7323 I think I’d burn more calories if I took the stairs” 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7324 Mondays, right?" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7325 These ‘Why not take the stairs?’-campaigns have sure gone rough lately” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7326 Denise, it’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7327 Q: Going up? A: No. Going 'down' in flames! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7328 We’re headed to the beach, wanna come?” “Ahh, maybe next time when it’s warmer.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7329 “thanks, but I’ve already been to Hell and back.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7330 You got fired too, Miss?" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7331 the seventh circle is more crowded than i think.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7332 We figures it was quicker and easier than waiting for our stimulus checks.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7333 Jump in, the retainer's fine! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7334 Oh dear! This is not what Dante said inferno would be like.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7335 Thank God I'm not claustrophobic 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7336 If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello". 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7337 First day at The White House in the books! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7338 Oops! I'll take the stairs.' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7339 We're surrounded by liquid hot magma" #austinpower 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7340 We found a way to use the elevator without masks 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7341 Move over, I’m coming down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7342 You'll only die a little 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7343 Did anyone press Level 6 of Dante’s inferno? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7344 Yes Stacy, this is and allegory for the dangers of corporate America.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7345 You know, to be quite honest, this is way better than my 2 o’clock.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7346 Reply all: a visual aid” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7347 Oh hi, Virgil. I didn’t know you worked here!” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7348 There’s plenty of room to hop in! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7349 , Getting on the “Hellavator” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7350 Dante left this circle out of his divine comedy for a reason” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7351 What floor is politics again? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7352 #you do have wipes in the hand basket don’t you? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7353 The only way to socially distance in an elevator. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7354 I'd like to do what's best for you right now but I really have to get back to work." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7355 Don't worry about it too much, Kayleigh - a little hot in here, that's all.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7356 Remote working has its benefits” 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7357 I guess hell does have a maximum capacity" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7358 Well looks like the hellivator is full." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7359 There goes accounting 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7360 Hell ya...all my old flames getting together for a roast...thought I felt my ears burning 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7361 Joan! Come on in, the fire’s fine!” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7362 Any room left?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7363 Hey guys - it’s just the bottom 99 floors that don’t get clothes, water or AC!! Thank goodness, the building is structurally sound and we’re safe!! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7364 Well, Mrs. Covid, unfortunately your elevator only goes one way.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7365 Hell yeah people 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7366 No way am I getting on that - where are their face masks? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7367 All the other doors were closed” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7368 Did someone press HELP? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7369 I never expected that the feeling I have going down the elevator at work would also be how I feel walking down the stairs into my own living room.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7370 I mean... It beats the Hell out of endless quarantine.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7371 Not again. I thought we fixed the elevator!” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7372 Heading or heating up, come on, whats the difference? As long as it's up! .... By the way, are we stuck? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7373 hmmmm, could be fun.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7374 I’d help you, but I wouldn’t want to char my briefcase. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7375 Never thought I’d say this but you’re too hot for me” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7376 Barry...?!” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7377 Well, there’s nowhere else I’m allowed to to go.” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7378 Well, they closed the sauna. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7379 Being furloughed does not exempt you from social distancing. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7380 Don’t insist! You can only join us if you take your clothes off 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7381 They told me in college that the last rung of hell was accounting.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7382 Susan, join us!” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7383 Essential scorcher 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7384 It’s nice to see pepole again. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7385 Can you take the next one? We are talking business” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7386 These lifts are always broken.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7387 Welcome back, Helen. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7388 ‘Jump in, the water’s fine.’ 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7389 Huh? Are you guys on mute? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7390 Looking shark, guys! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7391 Are you all burning to give me a lift ?” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7392 You hate social distancing rules as much as anyone, Susan – join us! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7393 You might want to consider doing what the picto-grams show and take the stairs! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7394 Lady, does it LOOK like we're going up?" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7395 EHS spent so much time on the masks, they forgot to warn us about the Satanic basement fire in lift shaft 3. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7396 It ain’t no stairway to heaven. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7397 I’m so glad I pushed the “up” button. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7398 Lawyers are one circle down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7399 Tell 'em at the Census Bureau we’re all here except for our dog.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7400 We've all been shafted. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7401 So this is what they meant by the witching hour.... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7402 Going up?" she asks. Very funny lady 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7403 We ignored the sign. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7404 Just jump, and, for pity's sake, don't holler 'Geronimo!' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7405 Does it look like we're "going up"? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7406 You think it's so easy, you try making Funeral baked meats! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7407 I always knew this company would go up in flames. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7408 We're going down, Martha. Heat doesn't kill it. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7409 It is hotter than hell down here. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7410 Hop in, Barb. We are all going down. We forgot our masks today, too. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7411 That's not what I meant when I said you would get unemployment benefits, if you were fired! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7412 There's a special place in the Mail Room for people like you 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7413 Got any bottled holy water to spare? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7414 how bad was that conference..? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7415 The mailroom ain't what it used to be. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7416 Will this qualify for worker's comp? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7417 Don't worry you don't have fevers, this week is just going to Hell. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7418 There's no distancing rules here. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7419 Geez Walter, It's Highway to Hell!" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7420 Don't enter before sanitizing your hands and briefcase! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7421 The elevator to heaven is on the right ! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7422 Sorry. This floor is our last stop 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7423 They wouldn't let me off at purgatory. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7424 Turns out "take the stairs" was a better health tip than I imagined. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7425 Take my advice. The Staircase to Heaven is a better choice. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7426 I’ll be damned if I’m getting on you you. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7427 This “is” my birthday suit! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7428 So that's where all my old bosses went! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7429 Maybe burning in hell is better than pretending this neck is sustainable for another 40 years 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7430 Just press H and take the first train to the Styx. You can't miss it. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7431 For what it’s worth, I thought it was going up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7432 I thought it would bring the fire department, not the fires of hell! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7433 It beats working in an open office. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7434 It's the flaming pit of desire... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7435 Tell Bob I may be a tad late for the meeting. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7436 No room today. And don't push the H button. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7437 Hurry. Push the up button. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7438 Is that a 'handbasket' you are carrying? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7439 It beats waiting forever for the next one. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7440 Sorry, this one is obviously going down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7441 Going down?” Don’t sweat it we’re all in this together 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7442 HR is going to need to see the form. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7443 A foam party? I remember my first time getting HPV. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7444 Not this week. Instagram. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7445 The depositions were moved to the third floor. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7446 For Human Resources it's best to take the stairs. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7447 I get so sweaty taking the stairs. This was the lesser of two evils. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7448 Am I about to be fired? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7449 I can’t tell you how it started, it was on fire when we stepped inside. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7450 I mean—were the stairs REALLY that bad an option? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7451 No thanks, I think I'll go up instead. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7452 Try Hell. It reduces social distance requirements by 5.84† feet! 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7453 This was all a big mistake! PLEASE press the UP button! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7454 These elevators only go to the bottom bottom floor 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7455 Don't be scared: Jump in and join our Pandemic Event: It's Fun:" From Vipin Bery,Toronto,Canad 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7456 We're trying to hold a covid task force meeting here; could you people try to hold it down please. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7457 Forget the cars on parking level B 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7458 It's not that bad once you get in. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7459 Hellfire on the sales floor again... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7460 They said it was going up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7461 Purgatory is one floor up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7462 Climb out?! I’ll get cut in half! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7463 It's hot as Hell in here. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7464 Hell no, we won’t go 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7465 Two guys with Sousaphones? Yeah, they were in the elevator before ours. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7466 Yes, we’re going up....in flames! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7467 Why aren’t they standing six feet apart? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7468 We can't decide if we are going down or up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7469 Looking for the unemployment office? We’ve got everything under control. 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7470 We pushed the buttons without washing our hands 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7471 I need the exercise anyways 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7472 You might think this is hell, but at least we don't allow tuba players! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7473 See what happens when you ride an elevator in a pandemic? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7474 I’ll wait and take the hand basket. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7475 WE DIDN'T MEET OUR QUOTA------- 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7476 Now we know why most buildings don't have a 13th floor. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7477 Tell the boss we are not coming back! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7478 No masks needed here in hell. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7479 In case of hell fire use the stairway to heaven 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7480 Weve already gone down... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7481 Oh no! I knew I should have sheltered in place! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7482 I don’t know how to answer that question. I mean, maybe? It depends on how you define “weird,” “sex,” and “thing” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7483 No, it's a HELLavator. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7484 Don't tell me--more firings on your floor, too? Well, all right--guess I'd better walk down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7485 It beats taking the stairs in these heels. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7486 Yeah, those two sousaphone guys are dead as hell lol 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7487 Would you mind pressing “H” please? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7488 Seventh circle, going down. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7489 The other elevator are for those in compliance. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7490 I thought I smelled gas. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7491 I'd wait for the up elevator, it's hellish on the down. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7492 Is the Bowel Jones or the Dow John 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7493 Doris, why are you always late for every meeting? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7494 Thermostat wars. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7495 Where did you think the board meetings took place, Susan? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7496 Carol, can you give us a hand with the new client? He wants to close on his Faustian deal tomorrow. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7497 I sure hope you're that lady who's sure all that glitters is gold... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7498 Don't worry... Hell's full! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7499 It's not what you think. The heater is stuck! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7500 That's one good thing about hell -- no social distancing 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7501 Jump in, we can squeeze one more. The heat kills the virus and remove some of the water weight. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7502 I hope you did not push every floor button as a prank when you were younger. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7503 Excuse me,miss. Is this the thirteenth floor? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7504 You might want to wait for the next lift 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7505 You've been scorned. Go get 'em. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7506 They warned me that floor is hell. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7507 Listen - you come down with us. It's safer than up where you are 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7508 This or follow the guy on the golden escalator. Destination's the same. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7509 its ok, ill wait for the next one. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7510 You know what they say about you,don't you? That you're hell to work for? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7511 Make room for me hell is looking pretty good right now Nordstrom is closed. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7512 Really, I pushed the down button by mistake. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7513 We're dressed as a steaming pile of shit, not flames. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7514 This is nothing! When the coffee break is over, we have to get back on our heads. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7515 Raise your hand if you actually want to be saved. You can fit. Just give it a minute. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7516 Do you work for The Administration? Come on in. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7517 Social Distancing While Suspended in Goo 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7518 Hop on in! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7519 Can we borrow your key card? It won't let us go past the 3rd circle of Hell without one. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7520 Next?” 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7521 I suggest going up. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7522 Welcome to Texas. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7523 Sure, it can get lonely at the top. But hanging around them became too much of a hazard. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7524 Online learning be like...... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7525 Hell, I told you to press the button, not the bottom! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7526 Oh, is this the new sauna innovation everyone has been talking about? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7527 You should have watched your step earlier. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7528 Can I bother you for a cup of coffee? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7529 We got fired for too much flaming on Twitter. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7530 I've had tough bosses before, but this one really trims the tree! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7531 Well, I guess the other elevator pitches went wrong. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7532 Huh! Matt, Frank, Stacy, and Rob still half-burnt? Does the 4 tier pyramid's fire pit need to be a little more elevated? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7533 Suffice it to say, I'd take the stairs. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7534 Close the door your letting in a draft! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7535 And you thought it was hotter than hell out-side! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7536 It's hotter in the lower sub basement so we are trying to go up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7537 There is road work being done on the highway. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7538 Only down. Be careful when you jump in, it’s warm. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7539 We’d very much like you to join our firm peak meringue brown bag every Monday. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7540 Fare not the fate of your four foolish coworkers who willingly entered an encapsulated and non-ventilated space rather than take the steps. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7541 Small talk is hell and I think I overshot the landing... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7542 This is the third shaft of Hell. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7543 We prefer this to the muzak hell next door 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7544 Do you by any chance have lip balm in there? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7545 Nope, that extinguisher is useless for hellfire; we first need to take out Mike’s copy of ‘Atlas Shrugged.’ 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7546 So our business is not just metaphorically "on fire" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7547 But I can't take the stairs, I forgot my Fitbit. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7548 We'll be billing these hours to the Dante account. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7549 This is a whole other level of Hell 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7550 Hop in, Barb! The water's fine! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7551 We heard it was cold on your floor. Should be warmer now. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7552 God, these elevators are real hellraisers! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7553 Shirley, this is nothing, compared to when I scorned you. 1.1404 0.04642 57 48 8 0
7554 I swear this company is going down in flames 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7555 Any of you fuckers wanna get fucked up tonight? Happy hour begins in ten minutes, last one to MacGregor's gets to eat my ass! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7556 On the ride down to hell, there is no social distancing. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7557 I know this isn't the most pressing issue, but...do you have any marshmallows on you? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7558 Better to reign in the mailroom than serve in the boardroom. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7559 We didn't think you'd want to join us. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7560 Pro tip: Wear a mask. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7561 The tubas burst into flame. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7562 Don't miss the fire sale on Floor One! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7563 I should have worked on my elevator pitchfork 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7564 It"s GOD"S waiting room. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7565 Just push the red button! That should solve the problem. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7566 I’m going back to work come hell or high water. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7567 Purgatory? No, that's the 43rd floor. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7568 We pushed up, too. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7569 You're a little late, most things are picked over. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7570 Our only sin was taking the elevator down a single flight. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7571 We're sociopath distancing. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7572 Quick! Get a mask! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7573 "Oh no," we said. "We don't want to work from home. We want to work at the office!" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7574 You're taking the stairway to where? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7575 Sorry. This elevator is only for lawyers, used-car salesmen and the Trump cabinet. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
7576 Could I trouble you for a cup of water? 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
7577 It's the only elevator that goes to the top. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7578 The every effing day mismatch of these elevators is a living Hell 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7579 Didn't you get the memo? We're all getting fired. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7580 Hey! Put a mask on! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
7581 Whoops! Things appear to be getting heated when this lift is taking the restrictions down!” 1.1395 0.03758 86 76 9 1
7582 Welcome to Hell” 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7583 After getting fired, Mary joined the others in the Hellevator. 🔥 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7584 🎵 It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes 🎶 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7585 ''Bleach out again?'' 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7586 See you in hell. Guess I'll take the stairs. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
7587 Didn’t anyone ever teach them to use the staircase in case of a fire?” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7588 Sorry Bob, I told you not to microwave the fish.” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7589 Huh, AC/DC always said it was a highway.” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7590 I can come in here! No masks! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7591 We got fired for being too literal! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7592 Turns out, hell isn't perpetually falling in an elevator, it's elevators constantly falling on you! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7593 We sorry as Lawyers usually get priority."_Dave Alexander, Jenkintown, P 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7594 To hell with this. I'll take the stairs. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7595 We are the ones who pressed both call buttons" 1.1385 0.04842 65 56 7 1
7596 I suggest you wail for a car that's headed up. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7597 I didn't think this building had a 13th floor. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7598 I'll take hell for the companionship, and my job for – I'll take hell. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7599 Sorry, when is daylight savings again?" 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7600 Didn’t know I was in the frying pan... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7601 I did say I wanted to meet a hot guy this year... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7602 Sorry, it’s only down from here 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7603 You guys just had to go to the park over the weekend didn’t you? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7604 Well, at least it's not social distancing. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7605 We heard there’s a restaurant open in Hell. You coming?” @tiffanymnelson0 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7606 It’s not really that bad once you settle in 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7607 This one’s going to America, eh? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7608 But I was just on the phone with you, closing that merger.” 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7609 Has anyone seen my phone?” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7610 "we tried injecting disinfectant but there's no place in hell for that" 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7611 Hey! Six feet away, please!” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7612 It was a little cold in the office.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7613 Come on in, the flames are fine. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7614 the new coffee is fire" 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7615 Hey! it's the people who underestimated me, I won't let them down now!" 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7616 That's what you get for not practicing "social distancing" .... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7617 Get in! There are aliens up! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7618 Tell the New Yorker their metaphor isn’t working. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7619 Steve said there were doughnuts downstairs. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7620 You have to wear a mask to get on. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7621 Jump in. Just takes a minute to get used to it. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7622 Thank God you found us! We ran out of chocolates, marshmallows and crackers. Would you mind bringing us some more? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7623 You can always press the "UP" button for the cold, unfriendly and not fun floors. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7624 Yes, it stops at every floor 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7625 WELL I'LL GO TO HELL! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7626 No thank you. I'm going up. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7627 We didn't meet our quarterly goals. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7628 Why don't you stoop to our level? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7629 I think you are looking for the stairway to heaven 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7630 I was just walking by when all of a sudden I see people from inside this elevator screaming for help but I didn't know what to do while I stood there watching them burn inside. But when I finally thought of how I could help them it was too late. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7631 'It's the new, no-stairs, environmental policy' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7632 Hell is other people who also ignored the fire drill captain and didn't take the stairs. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7633 Sorry, this elevator is express. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7634 The Peeps are coming !! 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
7635 anyone have a spare N95? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
7636 Hope? Y'all enter abandon here. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7637 Excuse me, is this going up or down another circle of Hell? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
7638 The ground floor is lava 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7639 Seems like the ones who want heaven shall take the hard way of the stairs" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7640 Linda, could you page maintenance for us?” 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7641 He farted. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
7642 The microwave is broken. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7643 Bethany felt this time, she had really gotten the shaft” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7644 I am not happy to go but there go. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7645 Is this the local or the express?” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7646 We ran out of hand sanitizer.” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7647 And they say heat rises!” 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7648 Today, smoking is going to save lives” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7649 Jump in, we’re doing it for the gram! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7650 How much do you like your job” test 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7651 Tacos on the menu in the cafeteria? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7652 At least I don’t have to take 48 flights of stairs” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7653 I really thought someone would’ve fixed this after almost 8 weeks...” 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
7654 Yes, we were fired because we did not social distance” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7655 They redid elevator doors? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7656 Hell is under renovation. This is temporary. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7657 We thought the hell button was a joke 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7658 the golden escalator is at the bottom” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7659 Oh no! Did you also get a Pink Slip? It has been Hell going down. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7660 Follow the rules for social distancing! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7661 You can't tell us to go to Hell. Where exactly do you think we are? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7662 Ugh, not this fever dream again. I need to stop watching Too Hot to Handle. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7663 You didn't pay the mortgage... Don't mess with Grandma! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7664 I would advise you to push the "UP " button. 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
7665 No, it doesn't make sense. Just push the top button. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7666 ...Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7667 Hell is other people not following social distancing recommendations. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7668 Yeah, but social distancing is not even a thing. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7669 Mum, I think I'm done with work experience for the day. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7670 Stop! You're way too dressed for "Casual Fryday" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7671 How do I qualify?! 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
7672 Hey lady...take the stairs 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7673 You should take the stairs. There's a fire in this elevator and we're all dying in agonizing pain. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7674 The flames are going down. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7675 There's a hot sale in the sub basement! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7676 Go up. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7677 i thought I was going up, guess I'm actually going down. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7678 "But, my name actually is Karen." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7679 Hey, could you lift our spirits? 1.1343 0.04705 67 58 7 1
7680 As fire burned her flesh without Death's release, Linda contemplated why she was here. She knew why her colleagues were-- those prideful, greedy idiots. But what had she herself done, she wondered, as she eyed the firm's newest partner with envy. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
7681 Please call maintenance to fix the up button! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7682 Get in and be safe. Covid-19 can't take the heat. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7683 I didn't mean it when I said they were just blowing ideas up your skirt..." 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
7684 'I thought in case of fire we should not to use the elevator. With all current issues maybe a leader has recently given a different suggestion. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
7685 "no you want the one on your right, this one goes straight down to the Fifth Circle and doesn't stop at the executive lounge" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7686 Jump in! The temperature is just fine...” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7687 Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7688 Ohlala! C’est chaud!” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7689 2020 its just one mercury retrograde. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7690 I have a $1000 retainer” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7691 I wish I could help, but I have to take care of the economy.” 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7692 Burnout in the ranks below? Not me!" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7693 Anyone getting off? I can’t fit.” 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
7694 Can you get Maintenance on Zoom? The service is terrible in here.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7695 We're a startup called Eternal_Damnation.com. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7696 Hear my elevator pitch first!!!!!!! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7697 Takeaways from the morning meeting. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7698 Sorry, but five people will be too uncomfortable. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7699 How the hell do you think we got here? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7700 Have we reached maximum capacity? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7701 Another dollar, another day... amirite?” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
7702 I would help, but I forgot my mask. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 6 1
7703 How much worse could it be? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7704 There's a special elevator in hell reserved for people who don't follow social distancing guidelines. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7705 Sorry this is HR. Billing is one floor down. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7706 Jerry, there’s a shoe in your butt.” 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7707 Burn Baby burn! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7708 Who knew I’d miss that circle of hell? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7709 Hell, I dunno. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7710 You all look very cosy in there 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7711 This one is going down. 1.1296 0.04614 54 46 7 0
7712 Just clearing the air” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7713 stepping into another work day 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7714 I’ll take the stairs” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7715 Time to join the race 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7716 We didn’t hit Reply All” 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7717 Are you bored?No, are you worried? I mean, are you depressed? Who is haunting you? . 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7718 I meant to grab the lift to the newsroom, but this one is going to the comments section. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7719 "The management says that it's cheaper than hand sanitizer" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7720 Is this enough evidence for the case?? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7721 Sorry, we’re going up. In flames.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7722 Trump said the solution would be to drink some water” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7723 Glad I protested to come back to work, this is way better than teaching my kids. " 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7724 In case of.... 🐾 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7725 I wish I was taller 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7726 Welcome to the post lockdown economic pivot 💥 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7727 Stay safe!" 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7728 Wait for the next one. This one is going up. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7729 What getting in a lift feels like after returning to work post Covid-19” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7730 One more thing— don’t forget to pick up the sweetgreen order. Make sure the dressing on my kale caesar is LIGHT. 1.1296 0.05318 54 47 5 1
7731 High heels, going down in flames, during the Coronavirus pandemic. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7732 why does the elevator always seem to be broken after leg day? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7733 So, the dumpster fire just did not suffice." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7734 Atleast the economy's open again!" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7735 I guess somebody brought their sourdough starter to work again” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7736 We all attended Zoom meetings pantless" 1.1296 0.05318 54 47 5 1
7737 I’m not sure the world needed this remix of stairway to heaven 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7738 “I thought the office reunion was next week.” 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7739 When they talked about social elevator, I had a different image in mind" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7740 Well, this still seems preferable to signing up for that MLM” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7741 „In case of fire do not use the elevator..“ 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7742 Yeah, sorry, we’re going up” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7743 „Karen, why are you in the office?” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7744 I’m practicing my elevator pitch 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7745 Not with that attitude, Doris. We’re a team of InfernYES folks here.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7746 This the express to the 10,000th sub-basement. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7747 Yes, It’s definitely going down 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7748 You’ll have to get the next one karen” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7749 have a great weekend ya’ll. toodles! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7750 This takes a whole new meaning to ‘going down’” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7751 You're late." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7752 Are you guys okay 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7753 There’s no way but down! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7754 Hey Karen- do you mind calling the building manager? Thanks 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7755 Firin' the whole 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7756 Good thing I stayed home. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7757 Turns out, this is what happens when you include a 13th Floor.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7758 I guess we are all going down in flames." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7759 Six feet, Bob” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7760 come on down it’s perfect down here. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7761 Can you pass me a water please? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7762 I should have stayed home.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7763 Same in all big corpos, the more you ascend, the further from getting fired" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7764 Great. More dramatic exits. I don’t know why people can’t be less pious when they get fired”. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7765 Hey Martha, can you circle back with the team on that email I sent last week?" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7766 Then he said to me: the only way up is down, am I right? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7767 We really need a social distancing PSA 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7768 Pam, you were right. Our meeting should have been an email. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7769 Looks like I'm stuck on this circle of hell" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7770 It's certainly not the Stairway to Heaven!" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7771 Oh hey boss! Part of the re-org decision was to bring the supply side closer to management via pop-up elevator sweatshops” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7772 You can’t just take a lift out of hell. I worked hard to get promoted to the 10th floor.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7773 walk away slowly” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7774 At least the ‘new normal’ means less crowded elevators” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7775 I guess you 're on your way up as well" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7776 Honestly Janine, I don’t know how you wear those wool suits. I’m burning up just looking at you.” 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7777 What is this, the elevator to hell after getting fired?! Make some room. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7778 This isn’t what I expected when the boss said ‘well done’” 1.1296 0.05318 54 47 5 1
7779 « well, I had two candles and... yeah » 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7780 Fine. I’ll take the stairs.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7781 See you downstairs guys" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7782 Come on in! The heat is nice. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7783 Happy Fri-YAY 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7784 Sorry we're full " 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7785 They are downsizing the company, how again? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7786 Hope I'm not interrupting! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7787 We’re not from essential activities, so we keep waiting for quarantine to end.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7788 Can you grab some more TPS cover sheets? The printer down here is broken, of course. And maybe a La Croix?" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7789 All full here, might want to wait for the next one” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7790 *sigh* “Out of the frying pan” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7791 There goes the administration 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7792 Not six feet. I’ll take the next one.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7793 Well, at least they're not dying alone" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7794 „let‘s start another normal day“ 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7795 Not great, Bob!” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7796 “sorry, home office floor is quite full” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7797 «Maybe wait for the next hellevator.» 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7798 We ran out of marshmallows” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7799 I knew I liked working from home more.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7800 Take stairs. In this covid you really gonna die if you take the elevator.😱 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7801 We told you what would happen if you didn't social distance ! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7802 Just Checking. I’m going to assume since you all are already in the incubation pit that you have signed your release forms and are ready to move up to the next level... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7803 I did warn you that hell wasn’t a punk festival”. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7804 “Is the drill over?” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7805 How long have you guys been in here? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7806 Welcome to hell. My name is Susan and I’m the HR director.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7807 Sorry, this an essential workers-only elevator. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7808 Is there the right distance?" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7809 Travel restrictions” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7810 It’s not Lake Minnetonka, but it’ll do. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7811 We are six feet down. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7812 Believe it or not, it's going up" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7813 Conf call at 10 sharp though! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7814 Lisa was right, working here is every bit like hell.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7815 Guys, make some room for Betsy.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7816 Hum I suppose that's why they've always recommended me to take the steps" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7817 NY now mandates essential workers to ride hellbound floorless elevators to avoid spreading Covid-19 by the end of their shift” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7818 I think there's room if we put out the fire." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7819 “Well are you going to synergize with us or what?” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7820 Trump says we’ll all be fine! Jump on in!” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7821 I’ll wait for the next one. I don’t want to risk contracting coronavirus.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7822 How to handle student debt in the MAGA era 1.1296 0.04614 54 46 7 0
7823 Any plans for the weekend? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7824 Don’t worry. This’ll lift you up. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7825 Good grief, Carrie. We promise to hold the door next time, alright?” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7826 i’m gay” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7827 Where’s your face mask?” 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7828 It beats working for a living!" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7829 Once you get past the bad decisions that led us here, it’s not that bad. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7830 To be fair, they did warn us that in order to maintain social distancing there could only be 1 person per lift.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7831 So that’s what happens when more than one person rides at a time... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7832 What took you so long, Dr. Grimm?” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7833 They said we were in this together. Why I made the decision to work from home before WHO announced a pandemic. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7834 Being non-essential isn’t so bad, come on down! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7835 OK, OK, you sold me, you sold me! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7836 elevator's out, you'll be wanting the stairs" #sobaditsgoo 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7837 “We’re starting a podcast. Do you want to be one of our guests, Janet?” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7838 I’ll miss flirting with you on the way to the mailroom 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7839 “Hey Carol we’ll see you at the foxnews n oan happy hour!” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7840 Going back to work" 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7841 “It’s the firm’s new social distancing policy.” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7842 Always take the stairs when there’s a fire in the building, Sharon.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7843 Oh, I didn’t realise this was the (essential) service elevator” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7844 The motivational decals in this coworking space do suddenly feel a bit tone deaf...” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7845 Sorry, social distancing doesn’t allow interaction...” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7846 “kushner’s office must be busy today” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7847 Is that where it landed y'all? The sweet 'sloth' of working from home, I see. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7848 Hell really does have elevated temperatures. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7849 Are you coming in or not Sarah." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7850 Did Covid get you fired as well? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7851 They said this elevator was fire so we thought there’d be a party here.” -“OK, millennials.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7852 Love in an elevator, we’re livin’ it up while we’re going down! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7853 Oh yeah. The subject line read, ‘CHANGE OF PROTOCOL,’ haha. Yeah I got that one.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7854 In case of fire watch it burn. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7855 Well, learning to bake and tiktok are not so bad after all" 1.1296 0.04614 54 44 6 0
7856 Corona warriors going down. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7857 Another from the purchasing department. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7858 I guess the morning Trump meeting is over. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7859 The numbers in New York are going down! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7860 This is the scenic route to Hades. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7861 Thank God it’s finally open. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7862 Girl Power 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7863 Going down to Accounting? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7864 The fire started after I got in. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7865 Going down...to Georgia. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7866 You have hit the bottom. There is no hope after this! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7867 This is a better choice than the deep blue sea. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7868 "If you don't jump in, you're giving in to their nanny-state 'take the stairs' initiative. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7869 The new human resources guy is a bit too literal. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7870 Sorry, this is the express from Accounting on 15. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7871 Hell, Is this going down? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7872 I said bring your briefs just in case, not briefcase! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7873 I was only following guidelines. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7874 Next stop - 6 months telework 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7875 There is likely a startling and convoluted set of reasons that you would press the down elevator button and find yourself one step from the gaping jaws of hell ... but in the end it wouldn’t be funny. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7876 I told you we tunneled too far. 1.1296 0.05318 54 46 5 1
7877 It's sauna be a hot time in the old town tonight. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7878 There is no parking level H. I repeat, there is no parking level H! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7879 We didn't come in on four. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7880 This is the non-social distancing elevator. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7881 Before it was too late, Janice remembered, "In case of fire, use stairs." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7882 RIP summer interns 2020 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7883 We all make bad choices, but seriously? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7884 So now you know. "Down" is red for a reason. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7885 Nope. It's vanilla all the way down. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7886 This is an Express Elevator all the way down 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7887 As it turns out, they both always lie. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7888 Hell is other people. Also fire. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7889 Alice, come here! The struggling actor’s life is worth it—just serve tables with us in Hell’s Kitchen! You will become a star! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7890 Why wait for the up elevator? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7891 Oh dear ...... I’ve been behaving well all my life to end up in heaven .. Not down there with you lot !! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7892 We have to go back to limbo, he won't let us in without a mask. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7893 The max elevator is over there, we’re riding on the economy. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7894 This one is going down, way down... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7895 I know you're hot honey, but I'll just catch the next car 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7896 Can't get there from here. You want the stairway. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7897 Jump in, it’s really not that bad... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7898 What are you doing later? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7899 Hmmm? I though i pushed P.H. Must have hit D.C. by mistake. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7900 no No, dermatology is on 3. This is Hell. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7901 Honey, remember when you were joking about all the people you'd like to send straight down to Hell? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7902 Join us. It’s a refreshing change. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7903 Going ALL the way down just got a lot easier. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7904 I don't know if you want to take this one Betty, we are going down. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7905 Still not a good enough reason to take the stairs. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7906 Don't worry, I was in 9/11 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7907 Sorry. It was easier than starting a furlough process... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7908 This one's broken. Use the other one 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7909 But the ‘surprise behind the elevator doors’ is an enduring New Yorker elevator trope. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7910 Quick, press UP! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7911 Things heated up after that string version of “Disco Inferno. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7912 The CFO Stock Buy Back conference is on Floor #666 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7913 Welcome to hell: a crowded elevator. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7914 It beats a hand basket! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7915 C'mon Jan! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7916 Off the record, I would call this a sweat shop. It's a hell of a place to work. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7917 This elevator goes to the floor where everyone is standing less than six feet apart. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7918 Come on! We need a fourth for bridge. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7919 Are they fired? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7920 Hop in, the fire's warm. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7921 We heard that fire destroys the virus. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7922 Nevermind, I think I'll take the stairs. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7923 I’ll see you later, I’m sure. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7924 You're gonna have to take the next one. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7925 Did you suggest a word cloud too? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7926 Don't go to the 9th 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7927 What do you want form the cafeteria? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7928 Flaming elevator angels 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7929 No, Karen! Leave! You weren't invited to the elevator fire group sex! You! Are! Never! Invited! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7930 Press up for personnel. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7931 Try the UP button unless you're headed for that special place in hell. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7932 Jump in! It's the corporate express. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7933 Yes, it's hot. And yes, you get used to it. But trust us, you'll regret not getting in and then getting off. After all, it's only early March, 2020 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7934 I guess P didn't mean Parking. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7935 Is this going down to 9? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7936 No, Fire & Brimstone is on the 9th floor, Suite 11. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7937 Lucky you, he said to catch the up elevator. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7938 Hilary Clinton's job search. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7939 Tell the world, be careful what elevator you take. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7940 I guess I'll wait for the next one! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7941 We've elevated from "dumpster fire" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7942 It’s a long way down. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7943 I would suggest the Delivery Elevator. Satan is not aware of that particular entrance to Hell for Attorneys . . . 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7944 Going down in pairs? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7945 Don't call the fire department, we just need marshmallows. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7946 Airbnb never mentioned, fiery brimstone, eternal damnation, and a shared room... with all these lawyers. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7947 Nancy, just hand over the briefcase and everything will be fine. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7948 You can try the other car, but your ensemble has "I am a lawyer" written all over it. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7949 This new express elevator really packs a punch. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7950 Honest, Ms. Henstridge, I swear I will not call you “Little Miss Bossy” Anymore! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7951 Our boss expelled fire from her monstrous eyeballs, and the office elevator was now literally transformed into what we had already called it, “the highway to Hell” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7952 Going down! Next floor is Menswear and Eternal Damnation. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7953 I assume this doesn't have roof access... 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7954 Everybody's getting shafted these days 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7955 We'll save you a seat at the bar. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7956 A word to the wise - stabbing the Down button repeatedly does NOT make the elevator arrive more quickly. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7957 Going down...for maskless only 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7958 ...as long as you don’t discuss the weather. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7959 Push up for Heaven 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7960 Level Four? No, this one only goes to the Seventh Circle. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7961 I suggest the stairs are your better option today. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7962 You called on us when the elevator was busy. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7963 In the event of a fire, take the stares. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7964 Fancy coming along we’re going down to Hell’s Kitchen 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7965 Abandon all hope all ye non-essential workers. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7966 So when you’re furloughed you keep your benefits. When you’re furnaced, you don’t. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7967 It's the new express to Legal! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7968 The button's out of order. Could you call maintenance? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7969 We are all going to the board meeting. Care to join? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7970 The man upstairs said this is as high as we can come. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7971 We’re in auditing. You coming? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7972 Always room for one more using deodorant! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7973 No...Signore Alighieri's office is in the 5th floor... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7974 At least there’s no social distancing here. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7975 Gee. I can't believe they did two elevator jokes so close together. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7976 But Cruella, we had good times too. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7977 Hey. Whatda hell?!?! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7978 Whatever you do, don't push the"down" button 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7979 Sorry, it’s express. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7980 Have you seen the guys with the sousaphones? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7981 Love your shoes Ms Priestly, but we all work-from-home now 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7982 ...and it's the first time when HR department really keep a promise. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7983 Avoid the new WeWork budget membership level. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7984 Ous sin? Failing to dress for success. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7985 Coffee break is over. Come on back. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7986 Hi Sally, it might look bad, but at least we have a stable, 1 gbps WiFi connection. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7987 I’ve got this strange burning sensation. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7988 Don't get in! There won't be enough distance between all of us. That's too dangerous. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7989 And they said a woman wasn’t fit for the job.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 47 5 1
7990 Run! Go tell Brad the meeting’s been cancelled! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7991 Call maintenance, this elevator is operating like hell! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7992 Yeah, yeah....we all hit the "up" button. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7993 Did you eat my leftover waffles for lunch? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7994 To get reopening approval, it was either this or a single-rider-per-elevator policy. You understand. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7995 Wait! Press up. Step back. You’ll be much happier. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7996 Hi, Marsha. I want you to meet my new friends. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7997 I always wondered why we had an elevator for a one storey building...and we are an elevator company... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7998 They must’ve protested 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7999 I should have worn a mask. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8000 Hell hath no fury like a co-worker scorned." 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8001 maintain social distancing guys !!! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8002 This is why you use PPE” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8003 ‘Well, it beats that Zoom meeting I have at 2 pm...’ 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8004 I was worried with Dante leased the second floor 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8005 Ok. I am taking the next one. No need to be so dramatic! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8006 ‘Fake news’ newspaper elevator 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8007 At least your hell has WiFi” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8008 So you’re telling me this isn’t a fire escape?” 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8009 Maybe I’ll just take the stairs” 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8010 “This is what you get for not wearing a mask.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8011 Wow, firing procedures are getting harsh” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8012 So that's what B2 looks like. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8013 Take the next one” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8014 Wait just for a moment please while I go get my barbecue sauce. Perfect timing now that the Tyson plants are closed.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8015 Covid commute 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8016 I guess I’ve worked harder than them” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8017 Well....I do need to work off all the tiger king snacking. I’ll take the stairs. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8018 Ah! I see ‘The Hunger Games’ 2020 have begun. I’ll just take the stairs up to success then, in high heels of course. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8019 Is this the right Address for people who are done with their families?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8020 Oh thanks, I didn’t get fired; I quit” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8021 I don’t know. ‘Competitive?’ Definitely. ‘Corporate Hellscape?’ I feel like that’s a little unfair.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8022 It's just not going to happen Karen, even Hell won't accept racists anymore. And no, you can't speak to the manager" 1.1273 0.04535 55 47 5 0
8023 Live it as a comment below.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8024 Off to the Friday 4 o’clock meeting? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8025 Never mind, I am taking the stairs." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8026 Overtired and at the end of another long workday, Karen passes the time at the elevators thinking of those who hit "Reply All" on the company-wide email. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8027 Would you mind terribly taking the next one?” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8028 Truthfully, what are your options?” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8029 J Crew headquarters. 2020. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8030 Just to let you all know, I quit. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8031 Feels good to be back to normal again. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8032 Come on lady😍, come on get ready to taste the kkingcoronaeffectas u haven't wore a mask😷 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8033 On Monday I take the stairs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8034 First visit to the subbasement? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8035 Is this the express to Hell’s Kitchen? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8036 Nice shoes.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8037 It appears that things are on somewhat of a downward trend.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8038 those unfinished essays have really started to take form.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8039 The view sure does look different from up here” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8040 Laid-off Academy Awards seat fillers roleplay "hot seat" scenarios on way to group interview for seat filling gig at next Whitehouse Covid-19 briefing! @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 🤬🤬🤬 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8041 I had to fire anyway. Lockdown just helped ease the layoff plan. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8042 What fresh hell is this? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8043 Revenue might be through the roof, but apparently our elevators are still through the floor” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8044 I didn’t think you’d all take ‘go burn in hell’ so literally.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8045 Now i see why it's called a stairway to heaven" 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8046 I’ll have the pastrami on rye” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8047 i told you not to push the button for every floor" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8048 Come in. The one going up is even worst. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8049 oh, going down too?” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8050 You know, it’s been a hell of a week ...” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8051 Speaking of the devil, looks like the Satantic Temple is here for their 6:66 meeting” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8052 that freezer full of ice cream piece ? THANKS for that. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8053 ‘Human Resources finally took social distancing rules and consequences to the next level’ 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8054 *sigh* The one day I decide not to take the stairs 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8055 Life can take you down before it takes you up 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8056 : I guess the doors opened too soon 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8057 This elevator is actually going up.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8058 We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8059 Shoot! I have to go back and grab my mask. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8060 Another day in paradise." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8061 "Jump in or stand aside, we're losing temperature" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8062 I’m the next floor 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8063 Close the door! You’re letting the flames out! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8064 We really just wanted to let you know one last time..not all men!" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8065 I think we’re down to just a few hot tips on oil futures at this juncture. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8066 We’re fired (up) 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8067 Did you see my email?” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8068 I see we’ve reached Level 5 of the apocalypse” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8069 I thought told you to push the elevator buttons in rubber gloves only 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8070 I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t get that promotion after all” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8071 Elevator to Biden’s basement for VP Vetting Interviews. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8072 There’s nothing #upLIFTing these days. “ 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8073 If you'd like some meringue, we have plenty" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8074 Look into my eyes Laurie. This and much more can be yours" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8075 Wait , is it 2020 yet! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8076 I don’t see colour!” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8077 I’ll see your glass ceiling and raise you a flammable basement” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8078 This guy mentioned Musak and burst into flames” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8079 That’s ok, I will get the next one. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8080 “Do you see my pants up there?” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8081 Can you touch your face in hell?” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8082 Goddamn it, not again!!" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8083 Damn, they’re so lucky they don’t have to come in tomorrow” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8084 I would never expect this from the burn ward.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8085 haha what’s all this fire in the elevator lol wtf “ 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8086 Better check on our PPP application 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8087 Livin' it up when I'm goin' down 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8088 I didn't think 'send to all' is THAT bad..." 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8089 What's burning? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8090 Wow! The new elevator songs are pretty lit." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8091 Jump in it's only 2000 degrees. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8092 Well...if you can’t beat em... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8093 Whoa, these new meds are awesome! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8094 Don’t just stand there, grab that fire hydrant! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8095 Come on in, just make sure you stay six feet away from the nearest person. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8096 Hmm... Did I forget to turn my stove off this morning? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8097 They said the stairs where going to burn calories, not the elevator... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8098 I refuse to board an elevator with the Ku Klux Klan 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8099 We got in on the ground floor! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8100 I prefer to climb the ladder of success. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8101 Take the stairs hun 1.1273 0.06385 55 51 1 3
8102 This is the Elevator to Hell, maybe take the other one... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8103 I told you to press the up button 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8104 The worst part is the awkward silence 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8105 Hurry up lady! This fire sale won't last forever. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8106 I suggest sticking with the company's standard PowerPoint colors. 1.1273 0.04535 55 47 7 0
8107 Don't worry. No social distancing here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8108 We're seeking fallen angel investors help us get to the next level. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8109 No, you go down. Virgil is going to take me on the next one." John Canning Sea Cliff, N 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8110 There's nothing funny about hell. Heaven is real--and so is hell. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8111 Doesn't, "Failure to make grade you're fired." mean something else? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8112 It looks like the fired people are going down. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8113 Ah ha! Not wearing a mask! You're more than welcome to join us! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8114 Whatever you do, don't press "B"!⁹ 1.1273 0.04535 55 46 7 0
8115 This used to be our home 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8116 Yes, I did say my firm puts out fires, but to maximize your potential recovery, we recommend doing nothing until we can get you certified as a class. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8117 No, this isn't hell. It's the company's alternative to social distancing. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8118 13th Floor Only. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8119 Susan decided it wasnt worth the risk. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8120 You've been good, but we're on fire. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8121 What’re you looking at — there’s nothing to see. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8122 We’re stuck between floors. Believe it or not, your’s is Heaven. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8123 This flame-on social distancing has given barbecue picnics a whole new flavour. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8124 Warn the others! Hell does stick hot needles in your eyes. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8125 Up" would be embarrassing. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8126 Sorry, due to an unusually large number of immigrants in search of a better life, we've had to close our border. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8127 It never was a Highway. 1.1273 0.04535 55 47 7 0
8128 We have emerged from being quarantined too soon! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8129 Old “Down the drain” required too much maintenance, so they replaced it with “Down in flames” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8130 And I suppose you think you have a better hellevator pitch? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8131 SIX FEET APART PLEASE!!! 1.1273 0.05834 55 47 3 2
8132 Floor Number 666, Hades Wear 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8133 How come your not wearing masks? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8134 Thanks for holding, but I am actually going up. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8135 Yeah, cars going down have been filled with lobbyists lately, so if you're going up you should probably take the stairs ... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8136 Did you try pressing the emergency button? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8137 My Zoom background will seem a little bright. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 2 2
8138 I don't have time for your gossipy bullshit Kathleen my ass is melting off jesus christ give it a rest 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8139 Would you mind telling the super about this? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8140 Going down? to Hell? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8141 You’re too late. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8142 We can see up your skirt. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8143 Hell-a-communing, a very distant form of elevator etiquette. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8144 What is it like in purgatory? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8145 Elevator’s failure just before lockdown.. you won the contest of the unlucky guys! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8146 Don't trust his "going down?"! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8147 Divided we fall... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8148 Turns out we are all expendable. Might as well catch the next one down. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8149 Wasn’t the frying pan enough? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8150 Seriously, this place is a hell hole! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8151 Work from home, while there’s still time! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8152 Social distancing is on the other floor 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8153 Welcome to the FAST Lane! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8154 They said it was only up from here! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8155 I think the elevators broken guys. only in New York, baby. That’s what I always say. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8156 I told corporate the new budget sauna was a bad idea. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8157 No way. Torment is having a job that requires a briefcase. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8158 Going down? Ha! I've always wanted to say that. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8159 Why not take the stairs? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8160 My therapist said it was a state of mind, not soft jazz. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8161 This is no place to be raising hell. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8162 I held the door for you, now get on. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8163 Don't worry, our tears will put it out. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8164 The next cartoon is by his cousin "O.Y Vey." 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8165 Going all the way down to level "H?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8166 Sorry luv, this lift only goes down. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8167 Anyone have a smoke? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8168 Come on in Barbara-we can only go up from here. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8169 Going up, please? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8170 I'll see you in hell! Just take the stairs. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8171 Which one of is improperly dressed for the occasion? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8172 Going down, Mrs. Tyler? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8173 I need a Fairy Godmother, not a Knight in Shining Armor. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8174 It's either this, or social distancing 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8175 You may want to take the other elevator. It goes up... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8176 You might want to shed the suit, it's a little hot down here. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8177 Didn't you get the memo? It's casual Friday. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8178 Darn I'm late and none of them are wearing face masks... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8179 At a minimum I’d suggest a pant suit. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8180 Quit complaining. Panty hose and shapeware is real hell 1.1273 0.05225 55 48 5 1
8181 We were told at the Pearly Gates that hell had relocated to earth? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8182 Everything is going to be alright. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8183 From here, I can see that our Dark Lord actually wears Gucci. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8184 Yes, we've violated social distancing guidelines, and it's as painful as it looks. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8185 I thought I put a fire extinguisher in there! -Parker Lyon, age 7 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8186 Do you mind? You’re letting in a draft. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8187 Wait for the next one” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8188 Better to reign in accounting than to serve in sales. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8189 Are we getting a little carried away with new disinfection protocols ??? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8190 Have I got a pitchfork for you! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
8191 Are you also going to the 5th floor? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8192 This elevator is "paved" with good intentions 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8193 Yes, we should all definitely get together sometime. Mm-hmm. But it's crazy, you know? You get so busy with the kids, the being dead, the yoga classes. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8194 Sorry, employees only. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8195 We tried to switch our offices to decaf. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8196 Fire ? Water ? I'll take the stairs. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8197 Of course we're familiar faces... we know you from Legal too! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8198 We're not stuck between floors. This is purgatory. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8199 Stairs don’t burn nearly as many calories as an elevator crash. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8200 Oh - I'm waiting for the UP elevator 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8201 Be warned. The building has consequences for accidentally pressing the fire alarm button. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8202 God I miss quarantine” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8203 Heat-shock therapy during lunch, wanna join? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8204 ugh I hate going down the stairs . 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8205 So I guess they’re social distancing in hell now too, huh?” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8206 Um, oh hi Mary 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8207 Sorry were at ...capacity 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8208 Going Down...Next stop GOP Headquarters...”. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8209 « I think we need to revisit this new Coronavirus office protocol » 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8210 I warned you not to jump, Todd.” 1.1250 0.05734 56 50 2 2
8211 Just another day in paradise. Going up?" 1.1250 0.03925 72 62 9 0
8212 Guess they’re using my mixtape as the elevator music.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8213 I am tired from work and i dont wanna take the stairs. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8214 I think we need a new elevator." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8215 Thank goodness the elevator-shaft-whipped-cream-orgy industry is still hiring.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8216 The picture that set the box office on fire! 1.1250 0.04167 64 55 8 0
8217 We were told "it's only a test !" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8218 The stairway to Heaven is down the hall on the right. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8219 Hey! That's closer than three feet! You have to come down here too! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8220 She's Not Wearing Underwear ! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8221 9th circle? Nope, this is Limbo. Elevator to your right makes that stop. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8222 I see you all read the "In case of fire" sign 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
8223 Can you please tell our boss that when we asked for a hotter office space, this is not what we meant. 1.1250 0.05734 56 50 3 2
8224 Sorry, Ma'am. We only stopped here for the ones who wanted ice water. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8225 A small minority has convinced the rest of us to simply let it burn itself out. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8226 darn it Joan thinks as she forgot to salt her pork in the morning" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
8227 Come join us ! Easier way to get away into a mobile hell!! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8228 Sorry. This is an express elevator! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8229 No, this is hell, Mr. Filbert's office is the next floor up.. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8230 Thank God I can't run in these heels 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8231 Next up we have the elevator pitch from Fyre Festival.” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8232 “it’s a lot warmer once you get in” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8233 It's clearly stated in the company policies, Greta. All employees are expected to take a hot 5 every couple of hours." 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
8234 Help Wanted... Should I take a leap of faith? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8235 It's not our fault they didn't provide the Zoom password. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
8236 You might wanna wait and grab the next one" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8237 Escape Room - Corporate Greed Level” 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8238 So this is what happens when you can’t maintain a six foot distance 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
8239 99%, going down?" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8240 Everything is fine, get in 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8241 Unbeknownst to her, she was about to get on the elevator to hell. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
8242 My advice would be to wear a mask. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
8243 What do you mean I am overqualified to pretend I am working? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8244 They told me things had been heating up in accounting 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8245 The new sanitization protocol seems to be working out well.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8246 Just a few more minutes, crew, remember how essential you all are! The bleach drinking party in the next elevator is having way less fun. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8247 so actually the glass ceiling isnt the only barrier... but its more noble to fight for equality than it is to be equal... go figure... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8248 Please, Gary, put on some clothes. I don‘t want to file another complaint for exhibitionism in the elevator! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8249 Carol, we know you are Bradley’s hummus wrap... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8250 Don't punch P12 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
8251 Oh! Fiddle-de-de! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8252 Yes it’s hot and crowded. But the Muzak. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8253 Rethinking that new job? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8254 Could you catch the next one? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8255 “It’s not a bad idea. It’s Cool Whip.” Don Dechman, Austin TX 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8256 Why does it have to be in the one place without a sprinkler? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8257 Oh another day in 2020 decided to take the elevator. I’ll take the stairs, thanks. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8258 Can I heartily recommend that you select “up”? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8259 That's OK, I'll take the next one." 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8260 This office has turned into a real hellhole” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8261 Six feet apart is merely a suggestion” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8262 You're fired!" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8263 you seem busy but can you scooch a bit? I really need to be somewhere. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8264 Ah, finally my request for heated floors is being addressed. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8265 Collapse: The Ongoing Failures of the US Coronavirus Response 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8266 I told you to be nice to her on the way up, Walter!!! 1.1132 0.05154 53 47 4 1
8267 We were damned to hell for trying to ease the elevator awkwardness 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8268 Going up in flames?” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8269 it's a new circle of hell made just for you who refused to follow the CDC social distancing guidelines" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8270 Shit, what the hell... it’s all downhill from here anyways...” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8271 You’ve all been fired; but please leave your comments down below.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8272 We chose this over another free online workout class.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8273 I'm going to need to push to 2:30." 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8274 I though the meringue ménage a boogie party was on 5 today? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8275 Mind if you pass the fire extinguisher over there?" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8276 Going back to work , I see it’s business as usual . Can I squeeze in Susan? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8277 Ha! I knew my strongly worded email would light a fire under your ass, Jerry!” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8278 Yes, the disinfectant was inflammable after-all! Take the stairs, get in your due cardio” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8279 I miss the subway” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8280 2 people per lift and I’ll make it to my shift 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8281 Best, “ @kelseymcwen 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8282 Daren, what did I say about playing Too Hot to Handle in the elevator?” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8283 - “I think you’re waiting for the UP elevator.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8284 The coffee machine broke while we were gone, but the change of scenery is nice” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8285 Sorry, elevator’s full... oh wait.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8286 Shit, I guess I’ll take the stairs 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8287 We like to keep things hot just like the market" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8288 “This is what we get for standing too close together by the water cooler.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8289 That’s what you all get for taking a call in the elevator. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8290 „Thank you for your voluntary participation in testing of our new crowd control system” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8291 Everybody stay calm. I’ll be right back. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8292 HR says burns are covered by our insurance plans now so I figured why not. Come on! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8293 Oh good, I hear heat kills the virus.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8294 "Hey, I didn't force anybody to burn here with me, they are free as well as I am" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8295 Are they taking temperatures before going in?" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8296 Oh No! Here we go again." 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8297 We’ve re-recreated the Fyre Festival and call it the Furlough Festival” 🔥 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8298 Sorry, I don‘t intended to disturb you, essential workers. I‘ll wait for the next one to come. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8299 I really should have sprung for that fireproof briefcase 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8300 thyssenkrupp elevator division sale; up in flames. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8301 A million girls would kill for my job!” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8302 Got room for one more? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8303 The benefits weren’t great, but Janet enjoyed the “we’re all in this together” office atmosphere 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8304 Jeff Bezos called. He’s willing to hire you back if you promise to sew your mouths’ shut” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8305 Is this a meeting once again? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8306 And here I thought the only thing overheating was my oven at home.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8307 Schindler’s Last. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8308 I guess we’ll just need to move elementary school online 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8309 does anyone have a light?" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8310 so, how about some roasted chicken?" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8311 ok but the stairwell is an ice luge to Tartarus now, so i’ll see you there either way.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8312 21st Century Frescos 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8313 Miss, do you have a moment to sign our petition for barbers to be considered essential workers? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8314 Don’t worry, they’re just wiggly triangles.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8315 Bring it.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8316 I thought getting fired was bad. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8317 I would, but we’re rising.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8318 You’ve all been laid off. Good luck down there!” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8319 Getting disinfected and a tan? Great multitasking 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8320 New social distancing measures 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8321 Oooh...I wonder if I turned the oven off." 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8322 And they say corporate is bad” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8323 Ya'll just got burned, bruh ! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8324 Nice background, Karen, but can we all get back to the meeting now? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8325 We're looking for HR..." 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8326 Are you all democrats or republicans? 1.1132 0.05154 53 47 4 1
8327 You have to use the stairway to get There ! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
8328 Why yes, we are midway upon the journey of our life. Why do you ask? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8329 This is the express, nonstop to the fire sale. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8330 Is this the way for the tour of Congress? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8331 We're very sorry for the inconvenience. But my colleagues and I will fix it in no time! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8332 At least we don't have to take the stairs. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8333 That’s what happens when you don’t hold the door. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8334 Well hello Ms. Godfrey, take the stairs - I’ll see you in hell. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8335 Someone took getting fired a bit to literally. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8336 All Hell broke loose down here. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8337 No, this is the right floor. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8338 But why, some say, the mousse? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8339 Avon calling - our new product is called Presidential Bleach. It's like a fake tan for media people. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
8340 Trust me, it’s worth trying the up button 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8341 Well, when eternal torment starts sounding like a reasonable price for a totally antiseptic environment, you know where to find us. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8342 This elevator is on way down. I know where you're headed. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8343 No thanks, Gary. I’m still social distancing. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8344 Jump in! It’s not that hot in here. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
8345 Oh, dear. The Hellevator's back. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8346 My, that's quite an updraft! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8347 Please! I'm on fire! Could you spit on me? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8348 It's a methane fire. We all farted then tried to look innocent by dialing our phones at the same time. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8349 Yes, every floor you stop at is hell nowadays! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8350 Please help us! We pushed the button for floor 13 and ended up in Trumpworld! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8351 This is probably going to warrant an email from HR, huh? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8352 Can you press and hold the down button? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8353 Hop in, Ms. McEnany. After this ride, you’ll be fully prepared for today’s press briefing”. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8354 My doctor always told me to take the stairs. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8355 Satan wants to buy gold. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8356 No fair! Why wasn't I invited to the company party?? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8357 You better like flats. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8358 You never know where the demons are coming from! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8359 We're not fired. We're just drawn that way. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8360 Sorry, this elevator is going down. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8361 Ah, they said the new fire escape lift would be identified and I guess this is it. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8362 Once again, savor this time inside, and take your heels off! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8363 This elevator ride is lit. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8364 As it turns out, he hates elevator speeches. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8365 Alicia immediately decided to sue under section 55 of the building maintenance code. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8366 Everyone thought the entrance was somewhere in the London Underground. Who thought the elevator would go this high? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8367 Oh, you're a lawyer? Then, yes, push the down button. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8368 I'm sorry ma'am. No more room in the sauna. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8369 be water my friends 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8370 If you ask me, this firm is a sweat shop. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8371 The tech said we hit maximum wait. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8372 Push 4, there's an ice machine on 4. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8373 Taking on 'Corporate' came with some costs 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8374 'Next stop, Georgia.' 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8375 This isn't what I meant when I said heat up the elevator Steve" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
8376 I told you to hold the door 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8377 Excuse me, do you know which way is the stairway to heaven?" 🎶 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
8378 Hell is full of people who don't social distance 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8379 I’m a democrat and always have been. Won’t be going that way! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8380 Bleach is one heck of a drug. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8381 I told you, never take a short cut when climbing the corporate ladder.” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8382 C'mon Karen, "we're all in this together" is an original campaign idea 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8383 I believe you're looking for customer service on the sixth floor." 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8384 That where the doctors who dont agree with the President go. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8385 We figured the firefighters will be here, so we might as well make it worth their while." 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8386 My New Elevator Caption" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8387 I’m thinking of getting the band back together” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8388 Going up? No, we're not social distancing.... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8389 Well they DID always say as a woman in the workplace: if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1111 0.04222 72 64 6 1
8390 Thank you all for your service. I’ll take it from here! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8391 I know, I know, but honestly I do still miss elevators” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8392 My Instagram followers are going to LOVE this!” 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
8393 I guess they don't care about social distancing in hell?" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8394 Looks like the hellavator is full. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8395 It’s ok ma’am, we just came from level 2020. The better future elevator is to your right.” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8396 A heating system as outdated as martyrdom" 1.1111 0.04588 63 56 5 1
8397 ‘I see dead people’ 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8398 I should of stayed at home” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8399 Hi guys ...I think the stock market dropped few points today...let’s keep working 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8400 Self Isolation is more painful than Self Immolation 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8401 After losing Donald Trump The Apprentice had to really ramp things up. "You're Fired" took on a whole new meaning! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8402 Female executive deciding to wait for next elevator 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8403 Going down. Watch your step, please! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8404 Which level? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8405 I tried to tell them, I'm the other Mark Burnett. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8406 Yeah, I think maximum capacity is four so you're going to have to wait. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8407 A bit of advice: Don't ask about the fire sale. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8408 I should have used hand sanitizer before pushing UP! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8409 Does it matter if it’s going up or down? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8410 If I were you, I’d go back and put on my mask! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8411 Don't push 'H'. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8412 I was screaming for NO MORE ice cream 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8413 I guess you forgot that interns only use stairs!” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8414 “I don’t get what’s happening, but I swear I’m an ally” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8415 It's better than Social Distancing 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8416 Hey Bill, They made you the new safety officer." 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8417 I missed elevators.” 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8418 @newyorkermag I’ll take the stairs 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8419 I don’t suppose covering your mouths would help stop the spread?” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8420 Damn I forgot my underwear 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8421 Sorry, only one client at a time. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8422 It's hot in here. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8423 Look down, the lockdown is proving popular! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
8424 I guess I can’t talk about the weather this time. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8425 Accounting? That's one floor up on -3,856,449. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8426 Never mind the charcoal, just pick up some ribs. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8427 Burnin’ down the house” 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8428 They're saying on TV a plane hit the towers, but there's no plane down here. I sure hope people investigate the truth because lots of us are going to die today 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8429 Walking in 2020 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
8430 This is the fire and brimstone express. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8431 “No ma’am, you’re looking for the express elevator. That one is across the hall.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8432 Little help?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8433 She was glad to have practiced her hellevator pitch 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8434 Just couldn't stand the heat 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8435 Hell of a meeting 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8436 Despite appearances, those leads are all cold. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8437 Ugh, I’ll take the stairs 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8438 Oops, looks like it’s full. I’ll take the next one 😬 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8439 Maybe elevator inspections were essential after all... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8440 Sorry missey . . blame the f(l)ame!" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8441 Not going. Not because of the fire, but the crowd. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8442 back to business” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8443 I guess we finally burned down the patriarchy.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8444 Thank God, Alice, could you help me out of here, there must have been some kind of mistake... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8445 Hell hath no fury like the “Open Floor Plan” evangelists. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8446 A-tishoo, A-tishoo! We all fall down. . 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8447 Overloaded" 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
8448 I'd still rather not take the stairs." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8449 Should call my doctor and ask to change my medication” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8450 Now we know what happens if you go to the 13th floor. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8451 Epstein, is that you? I thought you already left.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8452 On Fire at Work: How Great Companies Ignite Passion in Their People Without Burning Them Out" 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8453 Please tell me I did not forget to close that tab” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8454 this is service only, maam" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8455 Still beats taking the stairs 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8456 Of course I wear Polyester today.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8457 What? You thought this shutdown was just leaving us all in limbo? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8458 We didn’t nail the pitch.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8459 What’s the problem? We’re all asymptomatic.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8460 The fire one has to jump into for the sake of survival. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8461 Yep, this tracks.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8462 'And I thought going through elevators didn't burn calories.' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8463 No worries, I'll just take the next one. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8464 I can’t believe I forgot my mask this morning. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8465 Now let's say it all together, not before Karen's COFFEE!!!!!!! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8466 We’re burning to know how that meeting went.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8467 Don’t worry - I’ll grab the next one” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8468 Our operations team doesn’t really “get” metaphor. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8469 Uh...I'll take the next one. I'm going up. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8470 You really should be six feet apart! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8471 Should I get my mask?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8472 Didn’t you all get my e-mail? Clothing is required again!” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8473 „Theoretically we are using the stairs“ 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8474 Where are the stairs? I’d rather get my steps in...” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8475 No, this isn’t covered under your policy , it’s a lifestyle choice. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8476 They had to stop using handbaskets to cut down on single-use products." 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8477 Oh my stars, those poor clerk souls must have selected the wrong button" 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8478 “Sorry guys, this is above my pay grade.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8479 Thought you said you could fix it Alan” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8480 “Well, one wrong step in this place will get you fired” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8481 Sorry, but it looks like we’ll be going down until Hell freezes over. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8482 No...you're in the right place. Who were you looking for in HR again? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8483 No, this is just Purgatory. The Second Basement gets no signal at all. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8484 She says Brimstone’s next. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8485 You think you're going to quarantine and work from home, but you're really stepping into a fresh hell! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8486 Apparently, my bargain for toilet paper held Faustian appeal. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8487 Good thing I'm going up. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8488 This is the 9th circle and we are going up if you want the 8th 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8489 Social distance or else 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8490 Sorry, boss, but I don't know where the Hell I parked the damn car! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8491 hey look! it says capacity is 100! you guys are one above. sorry. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8492 It's a long way down, believe me. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8493 I suggest you press the UP button for obvious reasons. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8494 Hot as Hell? Yes! But that's another storey. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8495 Middle management? I sold mine for toner. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8496 Fire drills are wrong on so many levels 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8497 Oh sorry, Im trying to go up. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8498 Being stuck with the KKK is worse than hell. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8499 If I could do it again, I would...Oh what the heck, what I did was fun. Believe me, it's worth it! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8500 It's very hot in here. You may want to take the next elevator. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8501 No, I am going up to heaven. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8502 Ready to head back to the tower of inferno AKA work again? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8503 We won’t be making any more stops after this, so take off your clothes and hop right in! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8504 Marshmallow Fluff offices have the strangest parties. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8505 Would you mind taking the next one? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8506 Handbaskets are no longer in vogue. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8507 I thought the Burning Bush Festival was canceled this year! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8508 This is the express to purgatory. Have you also been furloughed? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8509 I held the door for you, ...so? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8510 I’m sorry that our company has to let all of you go because of the covid crisis. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8511 Apparently this is God's version of hell for evangelicals: these other three are evangelicals too and we just bicker the whole time and no-one listens to us as they walk past. It's hell. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8512 Come join our heat! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8513 try another car, this is the express lower than the basement. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8514 No, not the basement garage. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8515 I should've chosen the stairway. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8516 You'll want 4th level avarice but use the other elevator - this one's for those who refused social distancing... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8517 Basement Level 4. Patio Furniture, Aardvark Supplies,Covid, Hell 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
8518 Just be patient while we rearrange the deck chairs.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8519 Express to Hell I see. I love my job. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8520 Did ‘down’ mean pergatory? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8521 Heaven? Oh sorry, that elevator is still under maintenance. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8522 Yes, Horshack is in the back. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8523 You might want to take another elevator. It’s hot as Hell in this one 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8524 I knew this job would take me below garage level. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8525 This one's going up in flames? Sorry, I'm headed down. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8526 You’ll have a lot more fun if you take the up elevator instead” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8527 You probably want to take the next one. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8528 Looks like a coronafree fire 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8529 Better here than the budget review meeting. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8530 Corporate America: One level above Hell 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
8531 This is, without question, the worst rendering of Hell I have ever ridden down an elevator with." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8532 The first sign of being a really bad boss. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8533 Must have hit the wrong button - I'm headed up. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8534 Here’s all that synergy you ordered, dumbass. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8535 You've got to 'lean in' if you want the next hot position. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8536 Your life will really be hell if you don’t learn to behave. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8537 Are you coming to happy hour?" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8538 In case of fire do. Not. Use. Elevator. Use stairway for Exit. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8539 Never use the elevator in a fire 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8540 It's rude to make us wait if you're not getting on." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8541 That may be, but I'd still rather be in here than out there." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8542 You only light the match in the bathroom!” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8543 Don’t forget to social distance! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8544 Get in; the music's bitchin. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8545 Karen, welcome!” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8546 Oops, I’m sorry, I meant to click 13.” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8547 «And I’m floating in a most peculiar way» 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8548 She returned to a fresh, new Hell after it was all over. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8549 C’mon we’re not that bad!They say go to hell for the company, not the climate!” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8550 We’re goin down. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8551 Well, guess I’m taking the stairs today” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8552 I forgot the all staff meeting was today” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8553 “Guys stop screaming, Karen will hear us” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8554 You’re a tad overdressed… it’s hot in here and we’re all naked! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8555 I just won’t touch the button. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8556 I’d like to see that presentation by EOD.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8557 Are you sure you’re not coming? It’s actually LIT here” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8558 Hilary Clinton getting rid of all evidence 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8559 Handwashing just wasn't enough" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8560 Welcome back! You should be happy to see things are just the way they were when we left!” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8561 This tracks.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8562 "Elevator is coming! Heat always rises." 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8563 The freight to hell” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8564 I knew I shouldn’t have made that deal.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8565 ‘Slow dancing in a learning room’ 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8566 Mean while in Trump’s head. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8567 What’s the pitch?” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8568 Shit's on fire, yo 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8569 I guess it's not an equalizer after all. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8570 is it rude not to use a question mark at the end of a sentence?". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8571 Returning to work only *feels* like you’re entering the depths of hell, Karen. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8572 It’s windowless, prone to spontaneous bouts of fire, and I share a bedroom with 6 other roommates, but hey—at least I can finally afford the midtown rent prices with my stimulus check!” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8573 They really botched the destination dispatch renovation." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 4 0
8574 What part of “Take the stairs” did you not understand? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8575 When you don’t follow the crowd & find your own way up the ladder 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8576 At first, Janet dreaded solving disputes in the 7th circle; now, she attributes them to her current title of head HR Rep of the underworld 7 millennia in a row! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8577 Not even social distancing while we going down in flames 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8578 the fire alarm works only from the outside 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8579 I don’t think we parked on that level. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8580 I didn't realize the IT department was this far down." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8581 Well, my day just went up in flames. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8582 Which floor are you heading to? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8583 As it turns out, it was too soon to return to the office.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8584 Okay, who pushed the FIRE button this time. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8585 Got room for one more? #mood 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8586 Normally the portal to hell opens on the 2nd floor...” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8587 The consultant said we should try group interviews but we opted for this version of hell, instead. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8588 Oh great, another C-Level party” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8589 That time you just missed the express elevator to hell going down... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8590 Yes, I’ll see if I can find the manager.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8591 I just want to give a shout out to elevators; you pick me up when I’m down.” 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8592 That’s what you get for ignoring social distancing protocols. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8593 Quick join us you'll never have to hear the word vetting again! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8594 Spring me! You name it—dishes, toilet seat, lawn, socks . . . ! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8595 Whatever you do, don't press the 'H' button. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8596 It says we should take the stares. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8597 I know you dread descending to the subbasement for research, Karen—but we’re always here to help. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8598 Would you mind telling my wife, Esther, that I did not go to hell in a hand basket. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8599 Management has really gone to hell. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8600 and you thought the stairs were hell! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8601 The other elevator is for furloughed employees. We've been fired. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8602 Are you cold? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8603 Sorry, we're in a Plume meeting 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8604 Take the next elevator for social distancing. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8605 I think I left my phone on my desk. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8606 You really want to get to lingerie? That's the other side of the lobby. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8607 Oops, I'm going up! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8608 Wrong fire escape 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8609 We got demoted from being a mural in the city park. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8610 I meant to push the up button! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8611 It's our bad 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8612 I think I will use the stairs. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8613 The Aerosmith song is a lie, a damned lie. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8614 you must shop the basement fire sale 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8615 The elevator button said "Mephistopheles' Bierkeller" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8616 He was staring at her from across the elevator 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8617 You may want to wait for the next elevator. This one is going down. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8618 Going way, way down? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8619 We found out what happens when you don’t watch the floor numbers change. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8620 It's No Fire Code Friday. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8621 but we all worked in essential business 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8622 So, when the waiter asked what toppings I wanted on the pizza, I simply said ham and pineapple, of course! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8623 Must’ve been something in the coffeee. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8624 I thought Dante was an outfielder for the Rockies. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8625 The next one goes up. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8626 The boss and his staff should be flaming out soon so better days are ahead. Keep fired up! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8627 it's cheaper than electric 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8628 Yes, reserved for executives only." 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8629 That elevator pitch was on fire! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8630 It’s fire and brimstone Friday on 4 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8631 Looks like somebody didn't pay attention to the No Smoking In The Elevator, sign. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8632 M-A-S-K 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8633 This only goes express to the 7th sub-level 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8634 Lady, if you’re on P3, there’s one Hell of a shindig going on. By the way, Satan torched your Mercedes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8635 You may want to wait for the next car 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8636 I'm re-thinking office politics Marge! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8637 Be careful what floor you get off at if you are going down. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8638 I have waited for 15 minutes for this elevator to come and now I need to use a staircase, what a doomed day 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8639 Make sure you keep a safe distance. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8640 "Persephone, there is room for one more 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8641 ''This is is just as a precaution, we'll have the final decision for you after the quarantine period." 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8642 They have trauma to be with their boss in the lift from when they were fired by Apple. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8643 Well, yes, this is the Fourth and One Half Circle, for those who tried to strike up conversations in inappropriate places. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8644 We were tasked with rural hospital support. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8645 Ah Claire, from HR! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8646 The garage pay station isn't working, and it's getting a little heated down here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8647 Sorry, you'll have to take the stairway to heaven. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8648 Please say you’re going up.” 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8649 This lift is not meant for cold hearted people, you can use the left one. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8650 When hell is full, Janice will take the stairs.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8651 It’s going local.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8652 I know what this is... The government doesn’t WANT me to get in this elevator.” 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8653 Only one family unit or person at a time! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8654 „Yep. It wasn‘t a misspelling in the Job description... ist IS ‚a work of a lot of hell!‘“ 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8655 The circles of hell were full again this week.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8656 When you don’t take social distancing seriously.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8657 I promise, I’ll make sure to get you help! I just need to my office right above this floor to do my work! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8658 Hey Melissa 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8659 someone had chili last night" 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8660 I recommend you to take the next one..this one is fuelllll 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8661 Can't even get a &@$!#!!elevator since the RNC moved into the building. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8662 March 2020: Good-bye office, hello WFH purgatory." 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8663 well if you don't want to join the orgy, take another car! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8664 And Sally thought to herself, “the glass ceiling can wait to be shattered ‘til tomorrow.” 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8665 Well I guess now none of us will make it on time.” 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8666 Any of you from the front lines? No? I didn't think so. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8667 Apparently you can get to hell by taking the elevator all the way down to level H. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8668 I thought we were on our way up! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8669 Take the other elevator. We have come from our political party’s caucus from hell. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8670 Our sales is on fire! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8671 At least you're not this kind of fired. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8672 It's actually quite pleasant when you compare it to the cold outside 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8673 John, you're supposed to be working from home, quite playing with fire. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8674 Someone forget to press UP? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8675 Is that how I get to the Ministry of Magic? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8676 Take your stuff and go to hell! The elevator in on your left. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8677 Wouldn't face masks be easier? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 2 1
8678 This is an invitation-only express hellivator! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8679 You have push the up button for heaven. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8680 You weren't worth it! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8681 milk run! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8682 Attorneys Express . . . 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8683 Nevermind a new normal. This is like an old Tuesday. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8684 We moved. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8685 Lock DOWN!!! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8686 Way to go, Martha. Now we're all fired. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8687 They don’t need this painting to emphasize fire safety. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8688 Can you reach the call button? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8689 Nope—this one only stops at odd-numbered circles of hell." 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
8690 So this is what happens when you exceed the elevator's weight limit and ignore the subsequent beeps." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
8691 what did the boss say? oh believe me its hotter up here 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
8692 I hate working on Wall Street 1.0968 0.04429 62 56 4 1
8693 Katherine, thank god! The elevator is stuck between the floors, can you call the housekeeper? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8694 His elevator pitch is fire 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8695 You must be Karen, welcome to purgatory.” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8696 They’re hell-evators now. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8697 Hell don't press up.were having good time. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8698 Is this work? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8699 You might want to catch the next elevator, lady--this one doesn't go to the top 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8700 Is it true that blondes have more fun? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8701 Bye Helevator, I will take stairs instead. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8702 Come on in, it’s warm” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8703 First day back at Amazon HQ 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
8704 we stepped in at our own risks 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8705 I thought my office hours were already over,snap! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
8706 'You get to burn for me to alive!' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8707 The dumpster didn’t seem dramatic enough 1.0926 0.03982 54 48 5 0
8708 elevator fire pit 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8709 UhOh, it looks like this elevator is a Covid-19 hotspot. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8710 Yes, it's Hell down here, but at least we are practicing social distancing. 1.0926 0.04779 54 49 3 1
8711 „They said: Just follow the fire exit sign“ 1.0893 0.04613 56 51 3 1
8712 That’s not 6 feet apart. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8713 It’s kicking in 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8714 Guess they were right about that whole 6 feet thing 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8715 I guess they’re enforcing the reduced occupancy limits 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8716 Can’t believe I’m gonna late for work again. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8717 Well you can’t tend the elevator fire from home, so we’re considered essential workers” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8718 the breakroom was crowded so 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8719 Going to hell with all the most boring work stories to tell 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8720 Corporate policy dictates that everyone must have their temperature taken before reentering the office.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8721 That's it, i am leaving corporate life. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8722 The renovations are uncomfortable but at least we're not paying air rights..." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8723 So hell had some updates since the Middle Ages and instead of being eternally poked by demons they make us work for IT now. Anyway have you tried turning it off and on again?” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8724 They put in fire sanitisers in the elevators, its safer that way! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8725 Is this that one Criminal Minds episode 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8726 they ran out of disinfectant wipes, and i read that the virus can’t survive in extreme heat” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8727 Sorry guys!! Do you know which level is limbo ? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8728 You must be looking for level 7!” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8729 Oh, The Donald says it’s nothing but a Hoax Folks”!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8730 So, did you bring the marshmellows?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8731 Yea, I could help but... I’m going to take the stairs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8732 Hey Jim, I didn’t realize you were working for HR now... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8733 I never liked an open floor plan. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8734 We didn't wear face masks" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8735 Uhm...should I file an OSHA complaint.....or is that HR’s job? Jerry? Barb?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8736 Good to see the office reopening early is going so smoothly 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8737 we can sort this out in our next Zoom meeting.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8738 “Call me Karen one more time - I dare you” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8739 I regret to inform you that we recently cancelled health coverage for employees” 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
8740 Sorry, teachers. Parents everywhere are boycotting homeschool.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8741 Going forward, Ellen, we need to think outside the box about how we touch base on low-hanging fruit, and proactively take ownership of how we synergize in the white space. Let's talk about this offline when you have a chance." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8742 This is why I take the stairs 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8743 Well, it’s a change of scenery” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8744 Yesterday you were a prospect, today you're a customer. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8745 Ohh why when I am in a hurry , there's a fire. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8746 and god destroyed the cities of sodom and washington, while Hillary Clinton stood and watched" #alreadysalty 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8747 Hmmn... What's with all the blue underwear? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8748 So, the opposite of the stairway to heaven” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8749 If you’re going through hell, keep going. The meeting is on the next floor.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8750 Ah, looks like I finally made it. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8751 You should have seen how many of us were on fire last week. This is actually a record low!” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8752 Gosh I should have become an artist." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8753 „Why do they still serve beans for lunch?“ 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8754 That will teach them: no more small talk.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8755 Bold of you to assume there would be a highway 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8756 And they descended to Circle Seven and One Half/ Where the Amazon Executives stood in flames/ For straying from the straight and narrow path. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8757 “turns out there’s a level below basement” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8758 Met Gala 2020 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8759 We were debating on which one of us was the hottest, then decided equality is the best answer" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8760 We only go to seven.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8761 Better take the stairs. It's hellish in here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8762 Thank god my work isn't essential 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8763 And I thought coronavirus was the greatest health risk in the workplace. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8764 Finally...Hi everyone!” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8765 If you can’t take the heat, get out” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8766 I’m not going that far down, I’ll grab the next one” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8767 *The one with the elevator shaft fire* “Apparently they all slept with the producer’s husband.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8768 Going down?" "Yes Ms Devos, always room for you" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8769 Oh, yeah, elevators... Should have payed more attention to sociology class" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8770 is this going up?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8771 In this lock-down, we are all burning in the same hell.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8772 'I just realized I forgot my facemask, I will take the next one down' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8773 Couldn't this have been in an email?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8774 ‘Wait, why are we burning in front of a closed elevator door?’ 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8775 You didn’t hear...we redeployed elevators as furnaces” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8776 Welcome to that special place in hell reserved for the elevator pitcher.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8777 Today’s international firefighter day. It’s a surprise 🥳 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8778 Don’t worry, one foot of fire space is just as good as six feet of air space for social distancing. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8779 Please tell me you’re going up. I think we hit bottom already.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8780 you are all fired. Can’t afford to pay you no more sorry🙁 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8781 oh my God 130.000 deaths 😭 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8782 I thought Amazon was on the top floor?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8783 Send Lazarus. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8784 @newyorkermag “Executives only.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8785 Picks up phone: “Okay mom, I believe in Armageddon now.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8786 We didn't work on our elevator pitch" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8787 Remember, we're all in this together!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8788 "Hey Janelle, welcome back to Hell!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8789 Mary, about those Sunday scaries...” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8790 I’m down with this.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8791 “hell is always effortless and pretty crowded, I choose paradise’” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8792 Scoot over, May’s gonna hop in” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8793 They told us to stay home if fired.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8794 I thought about the stairs but didn’t need the steps. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8795 No, this is sportswear. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8796 New elevator music is fire. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8797 Oh my god! I’ve been looking for you all day, Dave! 1.0870 0.02198 46 43 3 0
8798 I pushed the down button by mistake. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8799 Management said it was safe to use these, but I’m starting to think we should’ve waited for maintenance to put out the fire first. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8800 Please press ‘Up’. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8801 And the flames went high—“No more elevator music! I’m not in the mood.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8802 We took the stairs this morning. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8803 That's not what I meant when I said you would get unemployment benefits 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8804 This is what happens when you forget the cover sheet on the TPS reports. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8805 Is this the seventh floor? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8806 This is the local to hell! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8807 Next elevator please, we're going to the inferno. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8808 You could be next counselor 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8809 Hell is other people in the same elevator 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8810 I would quit before you get fired. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8811 Quota! Just remember your quota! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8812 I’m sorry ok- I meant to press the button for floor 665 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8813 If you’re headed to purgatory, it’s probably quicker to take the stairs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8814 You down? The kids say this is hot right now 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8815 Yeah, everyone on the third floor was just fired. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8816 Global warming has shifted the risk benefit equation. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8817 Please! Find us some BIG BOY pants! 1.0870 0.05225 46 42 2 1
8818 Sorry guys, I had a hell of a day... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8819 You think you’ve been scorned you should see my great grandmother 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8820 Should have held the door.. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8821 It's the brightness that's really annoying. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8822 So, that's where the 'H' button goes. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8823 We need a fourth 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8824 Didn't know hell was this high up 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8825 Come in this elevator... it leads to Heaven! *Snicker* 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8826 Let's see what the CDC has to say about this one! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8827 The Harrowing of HR has started! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8828 The other elevator goes to heaven. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8829 Yeah, we know you voted for Hillary, but it still isn't our fault Trump ran everything so far into the ground! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8830 Oh, I'd thought the fire was in the bushes... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8831 Walk away! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8832 Helen, remember: when you get in the elevator and look at the buttons, there's a basement, a sub-basement, a second sub-basement, and under that is an 'H'; NEVER PRESS IT! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8833 We thought Corporate had relaxed the single rider policy. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8834 The down button got stuck. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8835 No thanks, I didn't say that and I'm waiting for the UP. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8836 'Good, I never liked my co-workers" 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8837 Hay Nancy you'll get use to it in no time 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8838 My calves look pudgy, so on second thought, I'll take the stairs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8839 Oh well, it can’t be worse than the subway. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8840 Next car, please! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8841 Is this the underground Burning Man party? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8842 Take the next one, Karen. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8843 Summer is comming 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8844 Is this the -17000th floor? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8845 Trump said heat kills the virus. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8846 Just another work day in hell with Jan 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8847 Sure now you want me to control the thermostat Bob. Well no. Women aren’t smart enough. Remember ? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8848 We’re freshly awaiting you 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8849 Hmm... Maybe I should take the stairs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8850 The Burger King immersive experience tested poorly with focus groups. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8851 'Get the Led out and take the stairway to heaven!' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8852 Actually not as crowded as I imagined. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8853 Yes. This car only goes down. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8854 The lifts? No, these are the rifts. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8855 This is carrying social distancing a bit too far for me; the stairs beckon... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8856 The war of work never ends, even as you leave the office. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8857 It's the building's way of insentivising social distancing. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8858 Stay away from the 13th floor! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8859 You don't have have to get in, but no one takes the stairs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8860 Elevator going down to hell 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8861 No mask?...No social distancing?...get in because this elevator is definitely going "down". 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8862 This is the express. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8863 Nothing to worry about if you are going up. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8864 Hot damn, you’re goin’ down! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8865 Why do you keep saying, "Ice water?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8866 UP button, please? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8867 They asked, and I replied, “Going down?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8868 You should seriously consider whose button you press. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8869 We forgot to prove our sourdough starter for long enough, and the god of sourdough starter decided to prove us. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8870 This one is dedicated for Lawyers' Lounge. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8871 The incentive program to not leave work early was quite controversial. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8872 Oh god, the management office said that a Sauna Room is built in this building. But it looks so crowded. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8873 What the hell happened here 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8874 There's still room.. if you're going WAY down. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8875 Feel my heat takin' you higher, burn with me, Heaven's on fire 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8876 Did they fired you too? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8877 Take the stairs to the roof and shout as loud as you can "We can't take this anymore!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8878 Yes the fire is inconvenient, but the social distancing is the bigger problem. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8879 Quick. Text: help@god.rel 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8880 Oops sorry wrong door, please continue! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8881 I was framed 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8882 The elevator failed, went down too far, and we ended up in hell! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8883 Uh, cheque please! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8884 Sandra was just saying how much she missed "the floor is lava challenge," and well,we live here now. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8885 We were just trying to elevate our corporate image. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8886 They warned me, but I just had to find out what was on floor H2 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8887 Forgot our masks... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8888 Abandon all trope.... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8889 You were right. The open relationship didn't work for me. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8890 I guess the ‘free workout just steps away’ posters weren’t working. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8891 I recommend the 'up' button. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8892 Is Heresy on level 6 or 7? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8893 Tell Carl I won't be making that 3 o'clock. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8894 & They said the devil wears Prada 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8895 It's a long ride - sure you won't be taking the express elevator? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8896 But have you seen the gas prices? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8897 Yeah, but it's a stairway to Heaven. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8898 We're going way past P3. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8899 Blimey, better take the stairs 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8900 To reach the top I had to burn a few bridges on the way up. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8901 Please tell us you have a purple banana in that case. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8902 Make sure the next one is going up. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8903 Guarantees social distancing 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8904 My career is really going to Hell. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8905 Your resume was slightly charred. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8906 There's a fire sale on basement. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8907 I’ll wait for the next one. I see you’re going down 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8908 That’s where all the recruiters went. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8909 Hell is moving upwards" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8910 thank God, it's not what I imagined when I heard that I was going to be fired next week" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8911 It’s a nice group, can be hotheaded though 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8912 Practice social distancing... or else.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8913 We’re all in the same hell hole...” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8914 I guess that's not what Harold meant by "show deeper interest at the work we're doing" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8915 Going down to the fact checking room 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8916 I thought they were taken care of already” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8917 'Social gathering, finally! Make some room, I'm in!' 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8918 Yes! We're on our way down to the Biden rally. Come in!" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8919 Right...up I go then...bye" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8920 Betsy DeVos takes care of others so well... 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8921 Jump in. The flames are fine. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8922 If today it’s your first day, remember: it’s a LATTE not a cappuccino!!! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8923 Wear your mask or else.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8924 Hmm.. well this will make social distancing easier" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8925 ILL GET THE NEXT ONE!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA!!! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8926 How’s the economy down there?” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8927 We got tired of waiting for another broken elevator in this building. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8928 The president said high temperatures are bad for the Coronavirus, so.. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8929 Why would anyone ever push the DOWN button voluntarily I will never understand..." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8930 Didn’t these people used to work in the building until two hours ago? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8931 Hey, what are you doing? Don’t we have a meeting 9:30?” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8932 Hmmm... I think they can see me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8933 Hop in, it’s cool. We’ve flattened the curve. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8934 I didn’t know Escape Rooms were considered essential” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8935 So THAT's what happens when you exceed the maximum weight." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8936 Are you going to see the CEO as well?" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8937 Looks like I missed the seminar with Roland Barthes 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8938 Nope. Not even if this were a street. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8939 I was wondering why these were so cheap to put it in, then I realized they’re HELLevators 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8940 And this my today's favourite moment at work. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8941 Are you thirsty? " 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8942 I thought it was a highway to hell? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8943 Off to the dentist guys, I’ll Zoom in later. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8944 In order to make her work from home experience more authentic, Susan ironed her suit every morning and installed an elevator in her home” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8945 This only goes down, you have to step on everyone to get back up. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8946 Wow. My trainer is either really good or really bad. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8947 The 90th US president, inspecting the effectiveness of the QE programme as she arrives at work. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8948 I knew I should have taken the stairway to heaven 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8949 How much lower can we go?” OR “The only thing stopping us is the basement!” OR “Can’t stop for you, we’re on our way to *re-open* America!” OR “No room, we’re social distancing!” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8950 That’s fine, just get it to me by Monday” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8951 I don’t remember my commute being this short.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8952 Looks like the finance team is really in the weeds again 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8953 We couldn’t find the mute button.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8954 Could have been an email. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8955 Stay there, I'll get the hand sanitizer! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8956 Don’t look down in anger” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8957 Did I leave my straighteners on again... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8958 This is just the push I needed to go home and bake some banana bread instead!" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8959 Yeah I'm going to have to circle back to you by COB 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8960 We had a cool cartoon but don't know what it means so we asked the public to help" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8961 elevator’s on fire again lol” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8962 You hit the close button too many— ahhhhhhhhh! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8963 The only way is up” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8964 To be fair, we were worried about the virus.” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8965 You never invite me to these parties” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8966 It's really not that bad. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8967 Oh Dr Birx, just before you leave today, I forgot to mention that new pay package also includes free dental care for you and your family" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8968 I’ll wait for the elevator” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8969 Woops! I didn't realize down was for essential workers only!" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8970 Well, social isolation is looking fire” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8971 Welcome to HR how can we help you? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8972 I wonder why the doors were still open?” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8973 Hang in there, let me speak with our administration first. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8974 you must have gone to the school of Phil Murphy for knuckleheads! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8975 Stairs? Don’t tell me they got you with that hoax.” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8976 Hey Barb! Headed out to a client lunch want to join?" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8977 No, we're not going up, sorry. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8978 Looking forward to binging The Last Dance this weekend. I heard it is sooo good. How about you? Any plans for Memorial Day?” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8979 Goodness gracious! That’s a new way to protest!” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8980 Hold the door - rather in there than out here 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8981 Wow these social distancing measures/penalties are getting a bit extreme 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8982 "All full, then? Don't trouble yourself; I'll wait for the next one." 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8983 Join us for a Hot time tonight. .. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8984 hop in! you won a one way ticket down. No worries these flames are only appetizers.” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8985 This elevator from hell is going fine 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8986 Yeah, it's about time for you guys! I can wait. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8987 Marvin Gaye on Muzak? Seriously? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8988 I sure hope you aren't the fire marshal." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8989 Hop in, its FINE" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8990 Well it'll teach you for not taking the stairs" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8991 can you cook"? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8992 “Is there for one more?” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8993 You see one challenge on social media and everybody’s gotta try it! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8994 Contagious fever level 19 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8995 Oh hi Karen! I didn't recognize you, you're usually so cold" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8996 The lift just groaned, rolled it's eyes and hissed at me: Don't touch me" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8997 As bad as Marsha felt, she would stop at nothing to maintain social distancing at her office. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8998 One thing is that we got fired and other very different is not following social distancing rules 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8999 Great, it looks like we’re all ready for our weekly status meeting” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9000 Clack, clack, clack- God Damn It Barbara.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9001 June’s company took “return to work” safety measures to another level. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9002 We’d like to file a class suit.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9003 Yeah, turns out we we’ve been heading further down than we thought.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9004 Jump in lady, this will fix your frigidity". 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9005 Hi Karen, Sharon, Becky, and Chad 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9006 Guess I will be getting my quarterly bonus.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9007 “Can you please give me some room? It’s a free country.” Karen 2020 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9008 somehow, I thought the journey would longer. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9009 heat rises” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9010 It's time you think about fitting in an air conditioner, it's really hot in there! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9011 Why would you go and start a fire in there? Now I'll have to take the stairs..." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9012 The fire sprinklers in the elevator on the right actually work. Told you so. Or is it the elevator on the left to you? Oh, never mind now." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9013 It’s also known as a ‘Handbasket’ 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9014 Uh, oh no it’s okay I’ll catch the next one haha” 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9015 I am sorry to interrupt but is this trump's club" 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9016 So, I guess it must be the stairway to Heaven 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9017 Have mercy! We're sorry, Chief. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9018 No, you come in on fire. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9019 do you have a cigarette? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9020 Are you going to heaven or hell? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9021 IRS is two floors down. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9022 Always skip the 13th floor. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9023 Sorry ma'am, because of social distancing, you'll have to get the next one. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9024 Your getting a divorce and your husband said the meeting room was 9 flights down? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9025 I would suggest taking an up elevator 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9026 This is what going up looks like here.” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9027 You are getting fast-tracked. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9028 One more hellish result of Uber's war on cabs. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9029 It seems my wife wasn’t the only one who knew of my affair with you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9030 Arrgh! They sent the wrong ventilator! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9031 Are you checking up for Human Resource's 'you're fired' section'? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9032 Welcome to the 6th circle of Dante's inferno, Heresy! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9033 Take the stairs! We tried herd immunity and it's Hell! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9034 No, social distancing is not a worry. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9035 This one's express, you might want to wait for the next one. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9036 I’m sorry but yes, there are consequences for not taking the stairs during an emergency, even in a drill. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9037 We got a call that the elevator wasn’t stopping on the lower level. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9038 I wouldn't come into work, the company's gone to hell! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9039 Is orange man bad down there? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9040 going down to Seventh 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9041 The up elevator is the next one over. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9042 Sorry, we’ve got a bit of overflow from the reopen protests. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9043 We are moving out of Florida. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9044 We’d advise you not to push down. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9045 You say he's a piper, too? Well, yeah, the Big Guy might lower the bar for that. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9046 You headed down for an interview in the sales department? You'll find it's the hottest place to work. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9047 The top floor people were way to peppy. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9048 No thanks 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9049 Oh......HELL! I'm on the wrong floor 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9050 May I suggest taking the UP elevator. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9051 Lady, here's a tip: Don't press P for your floor selection like those of us in Purgatory did." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9052 A word to the wise: It's a helluva ride. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9053 Omigod! I thought 9/11 could only happen once. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9054 Is this the way to Heaven? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9055 Think really carefully before you step into the elevator- this is what happens when you defy SIP orders.... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9056 If Georgia's going to reopen thier economy, I guess we'll reopen ours too. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9057 Going D O W N !! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9058 It's not as bad as it looks, but I totally get that you might want to wait for the next one. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9059 This is what happens when people build a 13th floor. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9060 HR taught you to provide feedback. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9061 Great building, lousy super! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9062 C'mon in, it's only us, your neighbors. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9063 Almost there... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9064 Come on in - it's just like the West Wing 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9065 Bet you thought I was going to say 'going down?'! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9066 Meeting's adjourned. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9067 Oh my gosh. I would help you but I really need to get to my next meeting, it's in 5 minutes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9068 We thought the elevator was going up! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9069 Stop. Not the 'down' button. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9070 Sally hit the 'fire' button by mistake. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9071 Elevator for the maskless 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9072 Hot Yoga is up and coming. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9073 I told you not to sell bleach for internal use! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9074 I responded to the automated voice prompt that I wanted to go to "L". 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9075 Fire walk with me 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9076 Is this the Inferno Circle VI floor ? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9077 It’s the opposite of a glass ceiling. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9078 Well, this is certainly the last time I hold the door for you... or anyone 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9079 We failed the temperature check. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9080 As Brenda contemplated her new life being furloughed, she decidedto skip the previous 3 floors she had worked on Themapfortoldthisplace,now wejusthaveto find WaferCanyonAll wasfinewhen SusanmetRayuntilRaycouldn'tstoptalking aboutpreviusrelationships 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9081 Floor 666: Fire and Brimstone 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9082 This is one is for fright only. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9083 Just throw your briefcase in the break room. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9084 This isn't the service elevator, but if you're going down, we'll have a large pitcher of ice water! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9085 It still beats working in a cubicle. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9086 Yeah, but there's an earwig in the stairwell and I think it has COVID-19. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9087 I’m here to say that you can stop looking up when you’re praying for me. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9088 OK, now I see this job is a highway to hell 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9089 Purgatory's 2 floors up 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9090 Don't go down; you'll descend into coronavirus hell. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9091 Nice part about hell is you barely notice disease. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9092 The next one up should get you out of Purgatory. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9093 Jump in Ruth, you submitted the application! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9094 The next capris for lawyers 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9095 We didn't mean to scorn you. You just came across with no sense of humor. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9096 You need to push up 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9097 My dad's office is on the third floor. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9098 You've got time. The second tower falls first. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9099 This new disinfection method really gets under your skin! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9100 What happened to the band that use to be here last week? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9101 Covid19 Spacing, I’ll wait. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9102 Don't hit the button for the sub-basememt! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9103 We are the spirits of lawyers past. Think on us and die! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9104 Pressing "L" gets you to Limbo, not Lobby. Care to join us? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9105 We're stuck on the 14th Floor - which really the 13th! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9106 Lucifer, I think you need better prison security. Last time they showed up in the office, we had no coffee for a week. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9107 They wouldn't let us install a stairway to heaven, so we took the next best option. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9108 Come on in, Boss From Hell! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9109 "welcome to our world by not wearing your mask 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9110 Yeah, there's no social distancing in Hell, but we're dead already. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9111 Welcome to Temporary Heaven. Unfortunately, space in Heaven is currently very limited. Oh, and our sincere apologies for the flame effects, our engineers had intended that for a different group. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9112 We believe you can take us to the next level. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9113 We apologize! We'll put our masks back on. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9114 Sorry, you're gonna have to lose the skirt. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9115 We have space for one more and still practice safe distancing 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9116 We tried a new detergent in laundry. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9117 We're still on hold with HR. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9118 Knowing what I know now, I'd take the stairs. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9119 Oh, Tina, perfect timing. Can you press the 'up' button for me? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9120 It’s bad enough to endure quarantine in the office elevator; now we discover we’ve just been fired. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9121 You can take Kissinger's spot. He's never gonna use it. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9122 We get stuck on happy hour. Now we are paying our sins” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9123 Even hand baskets are getting upgraded these days. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9124 Going down? We can make room! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9125 OMG Office Purgatory IS worse than hell. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9126 OMG! This job is burning out my mind 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
9127 First time here? Sorry this is full. You have to wait for the next hell-elevator for your corporate success" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
9128 Let me talk to my lawyers 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9129 This is the new sanitation process” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9130 So that’s where all the interns went 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9131 It’s ok, Sue. We’re on our break.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9132 *various word bubbles* “What are you waiting for Jan?” “The inferno’s great!” “I can’t feel a thing!” “It’s just like life these days!” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9133 Could you tell Bill to meet us on Floor 10? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9134 We downloaded a car 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9135 Did you really think you’d get away with ‘per my previous e-mail’?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9136 My financial advisor says it’s a millennial trend.” 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9137 Sheryl’s thought: “I guess we had it coming ... the elevator was, in fact, fed up with the repeated abuse of its ‘close door’ button.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9138 This elevator is going down to -2020. I suggest taking the stairs up with a mask on.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9139 All my negativities and worries aren't letting me 'lift' my mood" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9140 You couldn’t afford to buy the stairway to heaven too ‘eh?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9141 Damn it Karen, thanks for the memo! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9142 ...yea that promotion was more downwards than sideways" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9143 Someone sneezed, and here we are.” 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9144 can they see me?" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9145 ‘No mask, what rock did you just crawl out under?’ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9146 Room for one more? I just found out about the murder hornets.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9147 There’s room 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9148 Welcome back.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9149 Remember, coffee at ten Gary, no delay" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9150 Oh, that’s what the new preventive maintenance system memo is about 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9151 This too shall pass 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9152 No, it’s in service.” #jazzydrumsol 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9153 How did you know it was Taco Tuesday in the cafeteria? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9154 It's certainly less famous than the stairway to heaven. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9155 The 7th circle wasn’t as far down as I thought” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9156 Still better than taking the stairs 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9157 I told them not to “reply all”, but they wouldn’t listen.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9158 We issued a zero-tolerance policy for elevator flatulence. Things were getting pretty lax around here since you all returned to the office. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9159 Mask are mandatory ma'am but only for entrance to upper floors. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9160 If you’re looking for the dumpster fire, that’s outside. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9161 Happens all the time -We were born in 2020. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9162 My shaving cream canister exploded. You should probably take the stairs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9163 Another Zoom meeting? Make space, guys! I’m going in!” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9164 Sorry, we’re going down.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9165 It's going down for real. Is this the new highway to hell?" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9166 Oh no, that’s my dog walker. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9167 Ugh. I hate going down to HR" 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9168 “I’ll see you at the two o’clock staff meeting!” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9169 Why aren’t you burning six feet away from each other?” 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9170 It rubs the soap on its skin or else it gets the flames again.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9171 Hey, Donna, doing anything fun this weekend?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9172 I hope you remembered to bring the marshmallows!” 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9173 A fiery attitude is not what it takes.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9174 Don't just stand there, call extension 4R4L. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9175 Leather, Margret? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9176 ‘ Going to Hell too?’ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9177 Mr. Smith's annual fire drill at company meeting. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9178 Take the other one. We are going to hell. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9179 Actually, we're going lower than the basement. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9180 This must be the executive elevator 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9181 is it just me, or is this a see through elevator? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9182 Lawyer? Figures. This car's headed down. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9183 Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita / mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, / che la diritta via era smarrita. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9184 Have Virgil show you around first, before you start working here 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9185 Could you please help us adjust the temperature setting by continuously pressing the ‘Down’ button? We’ll tell you when to stop. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9186 I’m sorry. Wrong floor. I’m not going to hell. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9187 Smoked turkey sandwich, untoasted, and six waters. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9188 You may want to take the stairway to heaven instead! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9189 I'll start 2020 right and take the stairs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9190 Is The Attorney General Onboard...Yet? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9191 The muzak is Alicia Keyes. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9192 Don't worry. I think we can fit you in. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9193 Nope. Going up! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9194 No thanks, I’ll wear my mask 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9195 You’re not social distancing! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9196 Dr. Richardson's office???Hell If I know..... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9197 Welcome to the Vestibule of Hell... literally 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9198 We've been waiting for you, Rosalind Shays. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9199 Cubicle Hell is real. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9200 What floor is heaven on? Hell if I know. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9201 Jump into our infernal fun! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9202 Welcome to Elevator to TP hell. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9203 Sorry, but we’re going below the basement where it is really hot! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9204 OH NO, the lawyers from Amazon are here early. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9205 All I did was play 'Love in an Elevator' from Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9206 I guess Trump 2020 is not an option! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9207 Going down to Hades, and then the West Wing 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9208 This is a horrendously accurate depiction of how a lot of people died and moreover how some survived that horrible hellhole and still can’t live with it. Please don’t use it. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9209 Not joining us? I'm looking up your address ! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9210 So you're the one who pushed the DOWN button. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9211 Undress and jump in. We're hot!! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9212 A lawyera753c6-80d7-46ef-9cee-c0d7ef3e447c.181235d6-590e-42d4-a5a8-caea341d8112.15 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
9213 You pressed the 'L button. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9214 Call building services. The elevator’s on fire again. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9215 Sucking up to the new boss didn't work for us either. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9216 In case of fire, use the emergency stairs." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
9217 Delilah was stunned to see the so-called corporate ‘fat’ still burnt... and with them her ladder to success. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9218 Don’t worry, plastic is covered. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9219 We should've deleted our Zoom accounts when we had the chance..." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9220 Going up or going down? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9221 Welcome to the elevator themed hot-tub experience. Please leave your clothes and pick up your complimentary merengue water-pillow in the adjacent room. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9222 No, turn back! Do not get off work early or you'll end up like us! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
9223 We need you to push the up bottom” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9224 Miss Walters, I have a meeting on the Fourth Circle. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9225 HELP!! We just left the Clorox factory We need a rainbow of colors 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
9226 Come on in , we're open, no distancing required 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9227 Dante's Inferno 2nd level! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9228 This one's too hot! I'll wait for the next one. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9229 Wow.. the 4th circle of Hell doesn't seem so bad by comparison. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9230 Close the fucking door Janice 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9231 Who the hell do you think you are holding up the elevator? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
9232 Is there any room left ? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9233 Engulfed in misery, going down? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9234 Sorry, Beth. The men downstairs want to cut back on spending, so we're letting you go. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9235 Aaaaaaaaaagghh 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
9236 Hey! Could you run go get my little mini fan? It's kinda' warm in here, already." 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9237 You at right, Miss Markle, rent is hell on the lower floors. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
9238 Sorry, I must have pressed down by mistake. 1.0784 0.03802 51 46 4 0
9239 I thought the hellmouth was in Sunnydale? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9240 Group sterliziation, going up...great work" 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
9241 Hey! Hold the door!” 1.0735 0.03815 68 63 3 1
9242 Tell Lou I’m heading downstairs for the sales meeting” 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
9243 They already buring but her bad luck she also going to buring oker 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9244 Move over, it’s my birthday.” 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9245 I thought I told you to stay safe and well?????” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9246 I just got done with my steps for the day!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9247 For this meeting, I want one strategist and one marketer. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9248 Going up or down? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9249 And that's how our app will make you money by selling the users' data to evil companies" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9250 Going down? There’s room for one more....” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9251 Oh, I was going up anyways.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9252 , First Floor: Women’s Designer Shoes and Men’s Suits. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9253 Y’all heard about these things called STAIRS?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9254 Still beats the stairs” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9255 I can't, I used Aqua net this morning." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9256 So...has any of you got fired lately? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9257 Mark, could you do me a favor and buy me some ice cream? Cookies and Cream, please... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9258 Free healthcare available on the first floor. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9259 I just want ONE peaceful lunch break” 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9260 As per my last email..." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9261 It's the new sauna, Mrs. Ross" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9262 Okay, I ran the numbers and it turns out the business will suffer less in the long term if we address this issue now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9263 The elevator art keeps heating up.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9264 ‘Steve Tyler says, “c’mon down, there’s plenty of room for one more!” ‘ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9265 Welcome to this month’s company fitness challenge. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9266 Corona can’t catch us here, not in the sauna. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9267 Hell-evator is broken 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9268 Weighing the hell of waiting for the next elevator or the hell of hoping on an overcrowded non-social distancing elevator. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9269 Help! We're suffering from office burnout!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9270 ‘Guess they’re all going to Richard Ailes’ office.’ “ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9271 I knew it was too early to return to work. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9272 Now that's a team work. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9273 Just make sure you guys are 6 feet apart.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9274 You’ve heard of stairway to heaven, now introducing...” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9275 Susan just couldn't handle being back in the office after working from home during the quarantine 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9276 So...You didn't read the Memo reffering towards that Nelly Song? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9277 Well, I suppose you could join us, but ‘five-some’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘awesome’ now, does it?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9278 ‘I know, isn’t this lockdown terribly hard ? I haven’t had a wax for weeks!’ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9279 The 56th elevator shaft of hell for those who laugh at bad puns 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9280 Does anyone else feel a little warm? @katzgct 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9281 Social distancing or go down to hell.. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9282 Corona Fitbit Guilt 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9283 „You want a highway to hell?“ „No thanks, I’m taking the stairs” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9284 We thought you said furloughs not furnace! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9285 “sorry guys, I didn’t think this is what they meant when they asked me to fire you!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9286 “Kathy pushed Door Close, not me” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9287 B’lieve We Goin Down.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9288 Elevator to the Gallows” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9289 Is this the elevator to the Lido Deck?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9290 Hurry, pour some bleach on us 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9291 You think this is hot? Wait until Summer Friday’s.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 39 3 0
9292 We signed the Waiver to re enter. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9293 Yikes, I thought this was the still employed Zoom Happy Hour” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9294 They sure did pull out all the stops for the safety seminar this year.” 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9295 I hope you have some sunscreen in this briefcase, it’s really burning down here” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9296 This one's full." "That's okay, I'll get the next one." (Alaina McCall 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9297 Maybe it’s time we move to that cute little town by-the-sea. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9298 WE GOT TOO USED TO THE ELEVATOR . . . . 1.0698 0.03931 43 39 3 0
9299 The Fitness Gods’ judgment for not taking the stairs. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9300 My nephew was right. Elevator music is pretty fire.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9301 Hey, do you have a spare mask? Turns out the rona can handle the heat!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9302 I'll be late for the meeting. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9303 Nobody ever holds the lift for me. Just my luck! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9304 We couldn’t do another Zoom meeting 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9305 Turns out, being in hell at work is easier to handle than going home to someone you don't love. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9306 Oh, the apocalypse is closer than I thought!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9307 Hell has better corporate management" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9308 Now we know why the new iPhone is so cheap 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9309 C’mon we’re Heading down to protest. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9310 Sparks were flying from the instant our eyes connected.” -social distancing 2020 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9311 Thoreau us a ballot. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9312 "Don't mind. Hell didn't break loose--it's just getting a little crowded since the Rona. We are sending some nice ones to the heaven." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9313 SerPENTS. I said it's out of serp -- oh wait nevermind 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9314 Carole, I'm frankly offended that you think our social distancing efforts are going down in flames." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9315 . Whyd you look at me, Karen? Guess you didnt know what happens when you make eye contact in an elevator. Now you know. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9316 What did you expect? You signed a waiver sanctioned towering inferno.” @newyorkermag 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9317 I told you this would happen if I did not win your divorce case”. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9318 This elevator only goes down 2000 floors. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9319 We’ve been to hell and back! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9320 Its only jazz... 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9321 I'll wait for the next one; it is going up. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9322 Step Lively, Ma'am. The More the Hotter 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9323 Isn't the executive floor upstairs? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9324 G-g-g-going down? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9325 Hold on. I forgot my purse 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9326 The E suite is three floors up...we're in the H suite. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9327 This is Purgatory, level 6, you're on the wrong floor! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9328 Press Penthouse to lift your spirits. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9329 There's no up-elevator if you come in here. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9330 It's Phase 1 of Social distancing. I don't know what kind of social distancing. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9331 Water cooler talk is one floor up. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9332 Thank you for the trial, but Fire and Brim’s toner just isn’t in our budget. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9333 Honey, would you walk the dog? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9334 Between floors again?! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9335 You've heard of the stairway to heaven? Well, this the elevator to hell! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9336 In case of water, do not use the lift. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9337 You think you got problems? I'm the one that has to get in there after you! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9338 Take your shoes off. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9339 Someone call 911! They're not socially distancing! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9340 Oh yes, we're definitely going down!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9341 This is a million times better than the severance package. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9342 Better take the stairs if you want to go down. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9343 Mr. Caronte said that there is still a place available ... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9344 In case of mortal sin use stairs. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9345 We ran out of lysol 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9346 It's not good to interview here. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9347 Oh dear, I MUST have at least one thing nice for you! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9348 Tell the ‘Humor Editor’ it’s still Too Soon After 9/11 to have a cartoon of people burning in an Elevator! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9349 Is this the Gluttony floor? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9350 This job might.... not be for me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9351 My Trump stimulus money is spent and I've still got a fever. Have you got any ice? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9352 Okay - I’ll just take the next elevator to hell if this one is full.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9353 They were wrong, it's not a Highway To Hell but an elevator. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9354 I know , I know, you remember me being the “ win-win” guy. - but no more climbing the success ladder! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9355 Elevatorv is stuck. We're on our way from Purgatory down one floor to Hell. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9356 I did what I did to get to the top, because one time I seen what it was like on the bottom. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9357 Now I know why people should take the stairs during a fire 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9358 That Nelly song has really struck a chord. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9359 Fire sale in the basement! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9360 Elevator style social distancing 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9361 How DO I get out of the Trump team? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9362 Was going for coffee, but I'll catch the next elevator and try a dark roast. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9363 Didn't anyone tell her , she has to take all of her clothes off before she can get into HELL! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9364 Are you here for the Coronavirus Advisory Committee meeting? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9365 I recommend you take the Hescalator." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9366 I thought I pressed the up button. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9367 This is what happens when you don't wear your face mask! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9368 Going down,but you'll have to undress. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9369 I hope you have a better plan to restart operations 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9370 Encased in fire, I'd use the stairwell. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9371 Got any Nomex®? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9372 oh, girl, that ain’t brimstone you’re smelling. last night i just couldn’t say no to this extra gooey buffalo chicken dip and, well, i’m [danger quotes] lactose intolerant 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9373 we're stuck on a limbo... 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9374 Lotto. Can't win those numnuts. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9375 Last chance to join Legal Aid 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9376 Come on in, the water is just fine! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9377 This is why they say "Only one person in the elevator." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9378 Going up? I am out of here! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9379 So it's true, Zoom-meetings are from Hell" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9380 Management sucks but the pay is great! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9381 In response to your question—“Are you going down?”—the answer is, yes, we are going down. All the way down. To hell. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9382 Yuh, Bob thought if we killed 35 kittens sales would go up 35%. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9383 Gladys honey, you were right! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9384 Am I glad Angie in Accounting held me up with her boring nonsense! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9385 This express elevator is strictly for those who didn't observe the 6 foot social distancing. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9386 I pushed LL. 'ow was I to know it was written in Cockney? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9387 We are counting on the tears of the library’s to save us from ourselves. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9388 FitBit’s new upgrade to encourage more steps is a bit much. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9389 Smile, you’re on Candid Camera! 1.0698 0.03931 43 38 3 0
9390 After a day at her hellish job, Denise arrives home to her own private hell! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9391 Hmmmmm? I pushed up. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9392 Go ahead without me. I’ll get it on the way up.....to heaven, instead of going where you are headed. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9393 Um, you're gonna have to take the stairs. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9394 Sorry, no more room! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9395 Could you stop hitting the call button? That's really rude. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9396 Should I get in? I heard it only kills the elderly and immunocompromised, and I really need to get to Home Depot later... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9397 I said floor 'LL' not 'HELL!'" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9398 Suddenly, Janet felt no guilt for skipping the office bake-off 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9399 We’re just going down for a haircut. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9400 Remember, social distancing is important 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9401 Mitch McConnell just called dibs on Cuomo’s basement! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
9402 Definitely going down, sorry. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9403 Sorry, it takes forever to come back up. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9404 Social distancing. Building Management wants us to take the stairs. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9405 I’ll take the “Stairway to Heaven”, by Led Zeppelin. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9406 Oh hell. It's stuck again. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9407 It's either Hell or your cubicle, your choice 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9408 Cyclops, please help us!” “Go to hell. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9409 Did you try pressing the fire service button? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9410 This is not what I meant when I said I’m going to hell” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9411 I told you not to press the damn down button, Janine” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9412 so glad to finally get out of the quarantine! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9413 Is this elevator going up for down? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9414 Oh, and here I thought hell’s on the 5th floor.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9415 Don't worry miss. You are dreaming." 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9416 Jump in it’s warm 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9417 get in here girl!" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9418 What the hell is wrong with this elevator? It only goes down! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9419 We heard that heat kills coronavirus! 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
9420 This beats the glass ceiling. 1.0678 0.04092 59 55 2 1
9421 Still working on yesterday. What do you got today?” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9422 This is 2020” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9423 I read Art of the Deal and now we have whipped cream parties in the elevator instead of board meetings. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9424 Up is heaven 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9425 Not to worry, councilor, the courthouse is a sauna.” Will Hunter Plymouth, M 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9426 Damn. . . And I’ve got a five o’clock. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9427 Welcome to the 'vator Bardo express where evaporation is guaranteed 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9428 Dial 911! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9429 Apparently there's some hot deals in the discount basement. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9430 "Oh this is just our sauna, we're desensitized to the pain by now" 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
9431 : “AC/DC was wrong.” 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9432 Oh, the furlough elevator must be to the left.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 44 3 0
9433 Sarry. I’m not going dawn” 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
9434 ‘My career aspirations would rather be going up in smoke, but there’s a shortage of face masks. Health over wealth my mother always said.’ 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
9435 Looks like I've got no choice 1.0600 0.03393 50 46 3 0
9436 Marshmallows, anyone?" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9437 This Hellavator to Corporate America is a little “on the nose” for a Monday morning. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9438 If Jeff Bezos was a crossdresser 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
9439 It’s better than the stairs. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
9440 Full? Guess I’ll just have a salad for lunch 1.0556 0.04109 54 51 1 1
9441 Please use the stairs, the alarm just went off. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
9442 Lovely weather, isn’t it? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
9443 I really don't get these new designs for elevators' doors! 1.0536 0.03036 56 52 3 0
9444 It's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9445 Hmm.. the Arts Dept has done a fine job of raising awareness, but I gotta go back to work" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9446 I'm sorry, I think I walked into the wrong... Elevator... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9447 Our past selves looking at 2020 so far 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9448 So THIS is what happens when you exceed the 8-person limit 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9449 I guess someone pushed that red button. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9450 Just another day in the office. 1.0500 0.03490 40 37 2 0
9451 I heard there is a fire alarm in the ground floor. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9452 Hmm, Alrighty now. I’ll get the next Elevator so not fuel another flaming arse hole...” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9453 when i said that i didn't meant i would be really burning you down and leveraging upon your ashes 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9454 Hellen unwittingly tries to use the ‘essentials elevator.’” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9455 Going down has never seemed more terrifying. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9456 “We’re taking a mental health day.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9457 No worries, this is a unisex bathroom.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9458 I saw them and thought...I suppose this is the easier way out of my next meeting 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9459 With 3 school-aged kids ‘work from hell’ beats ‘work from home’ any day!” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9460 Come on in, the water is fine” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9461 If it’s not getting warm, it’s not getting going.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9462 Didn’t think it could get worse than a dumpster fire. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9463 Good luck for the Witcher 2 wild hunt!&@! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9464 Let’s connect on Facebook. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9465 This is what happens when you accidentally push the button for floor twenty, twice.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9466 Is this the 5G-covid-19 section or the lizard-3D section? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9467 Fine, I guess I wouldn’t do ANYTHING to be back in the office and out of my house. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9468 This explains why the ceiling was fogging up 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9469 New slogan at the office: 'The only way up is down.'" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9470 The floor is lava. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9471 Mass firing today, Jess. Save yourself." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9472 My holiday to Mexico fell through, so this will have to do” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9473 No golden parachute can save you from this! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9474 Well... It looks like we are doing better than yesterday" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9475 Capitalism going to hell: “Carrie, I want those 1st Quarter reports emailed to me ASAP” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9476 Day 1 of reopening the economy is really looking... down. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9477 ... I’m willing to do anything to go back to work!” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9478 Hiring an in-house artist to paint murals wasn't in fact boosting office moral." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9479 Hey, do you mind pressing the down button? We didn’t realize this elevator room was climate controlled. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9480 Hansel, Gretel, did you bring your friends? 1.0500 0.03490 40 37 2 0
9481 . Certain her day had gone straight to hell after meeting with her employees, Karen stepped into the elevator. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9482 'I knew I shouldn't have gone back to work yet! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9483 They said we had to bring our best selfs to shine on the job. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9484 Show us your emails 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9485 So no one could’ve held the door for me? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9486 We’re late for the sanitizer commercial audition, can you lend us a hand? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9487 Well, I knew they all had to go somewhere.“ 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9488 We’re fire sprites.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9489 We’re in a case of fire, please take stairs.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9490 This elevator music is fire! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9491 A sweet thing like you belongs on the stairway to Heaven. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9492 They said the Art Department was essential? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9493 Sorry, this one is going down. Maybe catch the next one? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9494 The dampenic stampeded our entire floor. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9495 You may prefer Zoom for this meeting. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9496 We're taking this furlough thing way too far. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9497 Hell was full so they farmed us out. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9498 I'fe juft said 'The hell withf that shift' 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9499 I was speaking metaphorically! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9500 “This is what happens when you let a millennial write a job posting: ‘A Boiler Room, Literally’” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9501 I'm sorry guys, I didn't choose to be able to keep my job" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9502 Don't come in here. The elevator shaft is on fire. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9503 Don't take the stairs in those heels. It'll be hell on your knees. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9504 At least the cappuccino will be properly heated. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9505 We changed our name to "Elevator" but can't escape typecasting. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9506 It's not as hot as it looks but I recommend taking the stairs anyway. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9507 They should have never scorned me. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9508 2016... Covid 19... down to the next floor. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9509 Hell is expanding up to allow for more social distancing. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9510 I'd love to tell you how we're doing, but I'm worried I'd be violating our insider trading restrictions. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9511 Take my advice, wait for another one going up! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9512 Helen, PLEASE lose the briefcase & the suit. This time I want to do it my way. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9513 The gruyere looks good. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9514 What's happening? P.C. Vey put us here. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9515 No mail today,Congresswoman. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9516 Ding. Hells bell Linda. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9517 I'll take this over quarantine anytime...CANNONBALL!!!!! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9518 Yes, Interoffice Affairs got moved to the basement. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9519 Be patient. Next elevator's inflammable!" 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9520 Yes, this is the oft-mentioned "elevator from Hell." 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9521 Come on in, the water's great! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9522 I don’t think you want to go down where we are going” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9523 It was the only way to ensure social distancing in here. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9524 'Tis fine, you all were anyway going to hell. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9525 I thought they said the virus was heat resistant? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9526 TGIM!! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9527 Welcome home to the new Personnel Director from Hell 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9528 A fire extinguisher would be nice. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9529 Talk about DOWN filled pillows.” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
9530 Pls fix. Thx.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9531 nan 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9532 Oh, I guess today’s welcome menu is Firecracker chicken” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9533 Don’t take the job. It really is sink or swim here. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9534 You think you're so high and mighty taking the stairs. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
9535 I told you the company was drowning. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9536 No one ever talks about what happens when one fails to help shatter the glass ceiling. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9537 This one only goes to level 4...you want the car to the right. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9538 So now men are dealing with all that feminists fight for? 1.0476 0.03326 42 38 2 0
9539 I see, people can't stand fire but not corona virus 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9540 "will this take me to my baby girl?" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9541 It’s all the rage in Bali” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9542 You jump,I jump,Jack-- well,actually,is there room? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9543 Local marketing firm turns out to be full of hot air, according to local illustrators 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9544 💭 I'll pass. Steve always makes elevator rides so awkward. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9545 Can you guys take an express train out of there?” 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9546 Tell building services the sharks are back in Elevator 1! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9547 The second sub basement is hot as Hell. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9548 Too many people congregating protocol, mam! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9549 I am not looking for the fire sale ! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9550 Nancy, did you send the last report to the headquater guys?” 1.0417 0.02915 48 44 2 0
9551 Not following social distancing will burn you to death! Next 3, 2..... (Lady coming forward) 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
9552 You went one floor too far" 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
9553 ‘You jump, I jump jack‘ 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
9554 It’s either up or out! 1.0317 0.02227 63 60 2 0
9555 Hey ! Summer is almost here. ! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9556 Going to give the economy some company down here 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9557 no this elevator is for essential workers, executives use west lobby elevators. btw, we're all just loving the new ad campaign, Barbara!" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9558 “still a better option than my desk” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9559 Well thanks god i work on the floor above this 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9560 I thought this was the fire exit, my bad 🤪 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9561 To the topfloor? " 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9562 The other elevator was taking too long." 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9563 Oh boy, wait until Steve from legal sees this.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9564 Canada later decided it would put in its own elevator 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9565 The tenth circle of hell where people who let the lift doors close without waiting for you burn 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9566 No, but I mean it beats working in a restaurant or something” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9567 Is it Fireday (Friday) already? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9568 the place is on fire. It's going down" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9569 ‘We all hit reply all’ @lanithedinosaur 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9570 Hmmm I think I'll take the stairs 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9571 Sometimes you just have to step into hell and deal with it 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9572 This elevator goes to hell. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9573 Dealing with Legal on Floor 7 is like being in hell 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9574 Sorry Dan, but they said the only way out was to find a replacement.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9575 "So that's how the management has decided to sanitise us." 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9576 Well that’s one way to get fired” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9577 You know what? It's better than regular 9 to 5" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9578 There was too much traffic on the highway 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9579 Highway to hell was added to 10 hours of elevator music 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9580 Sartre was wrong. Hell isn’t other people. Hell is 2020.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9581 Turns out there’s an 8th deadly sin...click the link in my bioooo” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9582 “The P.C. Brigade finds its comeuppance as Louis C.K. completes her transition.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9583 That doesn't look like 6 feet to me 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9584 Let’s go. All of Wall Street is working from home. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9585 Come on in, the eternal suffering as payment for corporate greed is fine!” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9586 Is this Accounts Receivable? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9587 ‘Tis okay, you all were anyway going to hell’” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9588 When the heat goes up, just cool yourself down. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9589 Maybe we shouldn’t have baptized that one « Hellevator » 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9590 The brief case for leaning out 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9591 Fire on fire , would normally kill us . But with this much desire, together we're winners" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9592 “first floor lingerie? No sorry, it’s the final season of ‘the Apprentice - now you’re really fired.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9593 There goes my comoany” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9594 Have you brought your sunscreen?” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9595 "Hey, Susan could you pass the BBQ sauce?" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9596 This is the last straw. I knew all this quarantine baking was a bad idea!” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9597 I'm not going down with you" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9598 What happens to those who don't wear face masks 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9599 Are you getting on to May 2020's 'new norm'?" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9600 “Which one of you is the keymaster? We said no marshmallow the next time we’d threaten Earth.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9601 Sweaty guy whistling. Save yourself! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9602 I thought hell would have a lot more people. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9603 -Can't sue,you are not 6 feet apart! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9604 That’s ok. The stairs will do me good. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9605 Yes, this is limbo, next floor down is lust. We're a law firm? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9606 Elevator more like hellovator, amiright!? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9607 I said penthouse not basement! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9608 Oh, it’s okay, we were all just in the frying pan, too” Betsy Ovitt Eugene, O 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9609 Note to self: When your imagination has fires blocking escape doors, you can change that to white Hershey Kisses. Or take a few days off. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9610 19th century technology to hell 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9611 Sorry, just go down 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9612 You're being demoted. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9613 Run back to the office and get me my water bottle. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9614 Ms. Lazarus, would you be so good as to cool my tongue? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9615 Gross. No mask?!? Take the stairs. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9616 We're here. We're fired. Get used to it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9617 Duh! There is no corporate ladder! It’s figurative. Take the stairs! Middle management? Sounds like purgatory to me. That’s the last time I ‘lean in’ ever again! I bet you’re re-thinking that ‘lean in’ advice, huh? Im waiting for my promotion 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9618 Oh wow! How horrible! Does this mean our lunch date is off? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9619 Warm welcome to our in-depth conversation! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9620 You going to the seventh circle too? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9621 oh you're going down 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9622 Don’t use in case of fire. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9623 No. You take the stairway to Heaven. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9624 We all pushed one too many buttons. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9625 We are being warned because we are not wearing masks. Have a nice day. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9626 Please Open the Doors! We can’t social distance through this gap. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9627 Yes, there's room for one more... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9628 You'll have to wait for the next one - Brimstone - which stops at all floors. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9629 You're better off taking the next one. Hell really is other people now. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
9630 when you crop-dust the elevator & dip 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9631 Guess you’ll have to take the next one! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9632 There’s nothing “elevating” here!” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9633 Hmmm staircase or eternal doom 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9634 Could you please hit the down button again? We’re supposed to be way, way down. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9635 How much longer til the elevator comes back?” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9636 Hey actually this is not an elevator it's a pit and we're all on fire sorry it's not an elevator you are probably just trying to go to Subway for lunch or something the food's so frickin good there sorry again for this I can imagine it's inconvenient 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9637 Yeah, well, I know you pressed ‘up,’ but this elevator’s going down.” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9638 Dante, if you are stopping at the 3rd circle will you bring me back egg salad? It’s on special. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9639 Hold that door, please!” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9640 Burns fat faster than walking the stairs. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9641 Dang! You actually hoping I'd join you guys?! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9642 ‘Flames for hell? Groundbreaking’ 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9643 Make room 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9644 "Well, you can't take the heat anyway!" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9645 Before pushing the down button ,he said something about a hi-tech hanging basket . 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9646 I still don't want to take the stairs. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9647 Can you send some eucalyptus oil down please? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9648 I thought the button said ladies. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9649 Sorry, I was going up! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9650 Apparently, it isn't a highway to hell. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9651 This must be the sub basement 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9652 He’ll can be hell 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9653 Hannah, we have a problem. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9654 Lasciate ogne speranza voi ch’ intraté. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9655 That “Pillow Guy” now has an Elavator Pillow? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9656 The last elevator out of the World Trade Center 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9657 So long Sis. You are last one in this apartment building to believe that the cure is not worse than hell. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9658 We didn't observe social distancing in Manhattan. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9659 We're getting fired up for our interviews 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9660 Well they fired me...but at least now u can relax and take it easy for awhile” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9661 Oh yeah, we know about your affair. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9662 Normally we'd take the stairs down to hell but we've been provided a mass transit option. Due to the surge, you know?" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9663 Service elevator to hell 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9664 You want the other one. We're going down. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9665 I said, No High Heels! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9666 OOPS, I thought I was going up. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9667 I think I'll take the stairs actually... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9668 Well, I did offer the Club Room Floor for just an extra $50. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9669 Unless we wanted to maintain six feet of distance, this was the only other option.” 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9670 As per Nelly, ‘It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes’ 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
9671 Can You Please Press the 'Up' Button 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
9672 Sugar, we’re going done singeing. 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
9673 Hold the elevator!” 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
9674 Ready to burn my day 1.0000 0.02740 37 36 0 0
9675 We’re not afraid to party naked with no ghosts.” 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
9676 Save US From The Hell-ivator! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
9677 C’mon jump in, it’s warm! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
9678 RETARDANT is downright offensive! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
9679 Sorry...no room. Too many ghosts". No those are clearly meant to be flames- let's try again. "The fire kills Covid-19" or "something, something social distancing". Too topical. How about "Going down?" or "this is the express to Marketing" ? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0