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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-05-11T00:47:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-05-25T00:53:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-05-19T00:54:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 25, 2020 |
Number of captions | 9680 |
Number of responses | 1458079 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | You might want to try the stairs. This one only goes down and takes an eternity. | 2.2383 | 0.00641 | 12590 | 2144 | 5323 | 5119 |
1 | I just pressed 2020 | 2.0781 | 0.00753 | 11248 | 3232 | 3940 | 4075 |
2 | Kellyanne! We’ve been waiting for you. | 2.0500 | 0.00731 | 13065 | 4297 | 3842 | 4923 |
3 | This is Hell. For High Water take the elevator to the right. | 2.0407 | 0.00632 | 14346 | 3878 | 6036 | 4425 |
4 | No, the worst part is still the music. | 2.0285 | 0.00669 | 14369 | 4428 | 5102 | 4828 |
5 | Seriously?! You're asking whether we're going up or down? | 2.0177 | 0.00713 | 11997 | 3599 | 4608 | 3784 |
6 | First trip on a White House elevator? | 2.0170 | 0.00744 | 11724 | 3744 | 4057 | 3920 |
7 | We’re going down in flames. Going up in smoke is the next car over. | 1.9995 | 0.00643 | 14587 | 4451 | 5715 | 4406 |
8 | So now we know what the 'FIRE' button does. | 1.9740 | 0.00679 | 13732 | 4538 | 5007 | 4172 |
9 | Sorry—the Stairway to Heaven is down the hall. | 1.9739 | 0.00739 | 10784 | 3368 | 4355 | 3058 |
10 | Apparently, there IS a special place in hell for those of us at Fox News! | 1.9523 | 0.01373 | 3587 | 1302 | 1154 | 1131 |
11 | We're from infernal affairs | 1.9510 | 0.00739 | 11149 | 3710 | 4286 | 3146 |
12 | It was this or ride the elevator alone with Trump | 1.9461 | 0.00790 | 10881 | 4026 | 3430 | 3421 |
13 | Observing no one is wearing a mask, Eunice hesitates to enter. | 1.9454 | 0.00781 | 10735 | 3836 | 3652 | 3241 |
14 | Look everyone. The Devil does wear Prada. | 1.9441 | 0.00733 | 11942 | 4189 | 4230 | 3517 |
15 | I’ve been told we have the best elevators . Nobody does elevators better than us. They’re fantastic elevators. Probably the greatest elevators in history . | 1.9179 | 0.00819 | 10328 | 4053 | 3070 | 3197 |
16 | Never push 6, 3 times. Never. | 1.9079 | 0.00791 | 10054 | 3685 | 3612 | 2746 |
17 | You might want to take the stairs. The firefighters are working from home. | 1.9061 | 0.00774 | 10719 | 4009 | 3710 | 2992 |
18 | Why yes, this is the Republican-only elevator. How can you tell?” | 1.9059 | 0.00867 | 8939 | 3482 | 2827 | 2627 |
19 | Telling us to 'take the stairs' during a fire is an infringement on our rights! USA! USA! USA!" | 1.8934 | 0.00813 | 10744 | 4463 | 2963 | 3307 |
20 | Hell? No, we just mixed bleach with chloroquine and turned on a UV light... | 1.8767 | 0.01389 | 3439 | 1379 | 1105 | 955 |
21 | It was either this or four more years. | 1.8743 | 0.01246 | 4207 | 1685 | 1372 | 1148 |
22 | Somebody pressed all the buttons, so, we've been to hell and back. | 1.8676 | 0.00878 | 7548 | 2791 | 2978 | 1774 |
23 | We're headed down to debasement. | 1.8528 | 0.01328 | 3493 | 1374 | 1261 | 858 |
24 | No, this is the second circle 'Lust.' You want 'Greed,' two circles down. Nice body, by the way. | 1.8368 | 0.00777 | 10471 | 4303 | 3561 | 2595 |
25 | Try the stairs. This takes an eternity. | 1.8246 | 0.00867 | 7841 | 3131 | 2960 | 1747 |
26 | At that point Janet decided that maybe she wasn’t cut out to work for the Trump administration. | 1.8174 | 0.00837 | 9397 | 4127 | 2856 | 2399 |
27 | Yeah. We saw the, “In Case Of Fire, Take Stairs” signs... But no sign is gonna tell US what to do.” | 1.8166 | 0.02672 | 949 | 424 | 275 | 250 |
28 | Yes, we're all lawyers. | 1.8011 | 0.01169 | 4350 | 1828 | 1567 | 955 |
29 | Sorry, we are still debating if this thing’s going “Up in flames” or “Down in flames” | 1.7952 | 0.00803 | 8917 | 3679 | 3389 | 1844 |
30 | Times have changed. We don't use a hand basket anymore. | 1.7902 | 0.00923 | 7609 | 3436 | 2328 | 1834 |
31 | Sure, the experts will say there’s a fire, but I’m still skeptical. | 1.7722 | 0.00992 | 6106 | 2691 | 2116 | 1297 |
32 | Yes, of course we’re going down.” | 1.7667 | 0.00836 | 8156 | 3499 | 3054 | 1597 |
33 | Step right in ... there’s always room for one more lawyer. | 1.7656 | 0.00985 | 6019 | 2649 | 2143 | 1225 |
34 | Sorry. If you're not upper management, you can't go straight to hell. | 1.7654 | 0.00982 | 5968 | 2583 | 2196 | 1183 |
35 | As you can see, we’ve been fired. | 1.7613 | 0.01524 | 2543 | 1127 | 896 | 520 |
36 | This is the Elevator to Hell. Stairway to Heaven is at the end of the hall." | 1.7609 | 0.00920 | 6820 | 2988 | 2474 | 1355 |
37 | No, actually it’s purgatory. We’re stuck between floors. | 1.7593 | 0.01832 | 1753 | 776 | 621 | 355 |
38 | The last White House briefing said something about setting yourself on fire to kill the virus.” | 1.7570 | 0.00987 | 6528 | 3065 | 1982 | 1476 |
39 | It's fine! Trust me, light and heat kills it!" | 1.7569 | 0.01325 | 3410 | 1547 | 1153 | 710 |
40 | Your first time in a Trump building? | 1.7516 | 0.00934 | 7330 | 3476 | 2194 | 1656 |
41 | Of course it’s safe to go back to work! | 1.7498 | 0.01294 | 3437 | 1538 | 1229 | 670 |
42 | Whoa whoa, where’s your mask? | 1.7367 | 0.01291 | 3433 | 1567 | 1212 | 654 |
43 | Just warning you. This elevator takes forever. | 1.7066 | 0.01004 | 5467 | 2547 | 1977 | 942 |
44 | I touched my face. Lorraine here coughed into her hand instead of her elbow. Kathy and Dave were less than six feet apart at Starbucks. | 1.6966 | 0.01276 | 3484 | 1684 | 1177 | 623 |
45 | We're temps―the eternally damned are back Monday. | 1.6854 | 0.01078 | 4848 | 2370 | 1624 | 844 |
46 | We did the “Injecting Lysol thing ... then somebody lit a match”. | 1.6852 | 0.01146 | 4882 | 2583 | 1256 | 1042 |
47 | It started with one or two firings a week, but now everyone’s just getting the shaft.” | 1.6758 | 0.02488 | 950 | 483 | 292 | 175 |
48 | It’s casual fry day.” | 1.6727 | 0.02069 | 1381 | 708 | 417 | 256 |
49 | Turns out Dante had a tenth circle: Accounting.” | 1.6697 | 0.01189 | 3999 | 2022 | 1284 | 693 |
50 | But more people die from the flu.” | 1.6664 | 0.01207 | 3912 | 1987 | 1244 | 681 |
51 | Don't worry, I've been told thoughts and prayers are on their way | 1.6579 | 0.01886 | 1596 | 819 | 504 | 273 |
52 | It's not so bad. We have toilet paper. | 1.6565 | 0.01745 | 1802 | 920 | 586 | 296 |
53 | Sweltering in place. | 1.6530 | 0.01620 | 2150 | 1109 | 678 | 363 |
54 | It's DeVos, right. C'mon in! | 1.6422 | 0.01732 | 2082 | 1158 | 512 | 412 |
55 | I mean, it was this or stay home with the kids. | 1.6359 | 0.01323 | 3024 | 1562 | 1006 | 455 |
56 | Sorry, this one's reserved for The White House staff. | 1.6335 | 0.02043 | 1367 | 732 | 404 | 231 |
57 | Social distancing? Nah, lady...this is the FREEDOM elevator.” | 1.6253 | 0.02104 | 1377 | 774 | 345 | 258 |
58 | We were wrong about the frying pan. | 1.6200 | 0.02664 | 750 | 396 | 243 | 111 |
59 | We didn't think voting for Trump would have any consequences! | 1.6186 | 0.01526 | 2457 | 1362 | 676 | 419 |
60 | Sure, but it's a dry heat. | 1.6156 | 0.01803 | 1579 | 833 | 526 | 220 |
61 | Already? Why does the White House even hire press secretaries? | 1.6146 | 0.02180 | 1274 | 728 | 310 | 236 |
62 | You may be better off taking the stair way to heaven. | 1.6140 | 0.01434 | 2806 | 1561 | 765 | 478 |
63 | Welcome to the first annual convention for former presidential press secretaries. We're hoping our liar liar pants on fire mixer will become a yearly tradition. | 1.6134 | 0.01998 | 1389 | 757 | 412 | 220 |
64 | Welcome! Meet the rest of the President’s legal team” | 1.6124 | 0.01622 | 2234 | 1259 | 583 | 392 |
65 | Let's sing: When you're up you're up, and when you're down you're down, and when you're halfway in between, you're in purgatory. | 1.6103 | 0.01583 | 2720 | 1667 | 442 | 606 |
66 | Nancy chose a hell of a day to come back to work. | 1.6099 | 0.01515 | 2548 | 1440 | 662 | 441 |
67 | The president says it’s safe!” | 1.6087 | 0.01608 | 2282 | 1300 | 578 | 404 |
68 | We should have voted for Hilary. | 1.6064 | 0.01550 | 2378 | 1331 | 652 | 395 |
69 | Hell yes, there's room for one more. | 1.6045 | 0.01513 | 2369 | 1301 | 708 | 360 |
70 | It was this or another day of Zoom meetings. | 1.6042 | 0.01469 | 2357 | 1255 | 782 | 320 |
71 | I always thought it would be a highway." | 1.6031 | 0.01566 | 2104 | 1130 | 681 | 293 |
72 | Well well well, if it isn’t nobody’s-going-to-die-over-a-little-delayed-maintenance-Mary” | 1.5984 | 0.01868 | 1591 | 889 | 452 | 250 |
73 | We're looking for Mitch McConnell. | 1.5977 | 0.01915 | 1628 | 948 | 389 | 291 |
74 | We have the best elevators. No one has a better elevator. We take more elevator rides than anyone. We don’t even need elevators, our elevators are so good.” | 1.5945 | 0.02305 | 1122 | 654 | 269 | 199 |
75 | Actually, it's paved with bad intentions. | 1.5917 | 0.02269 | 965 | 517 | 325 | 123 |
76 | We are liars and our pants are afire. | 1.5912 | 0.01743 | 1847 | 1052 | 499 | 296 |
77 | It was either this or another zoom meeting | 1.5894 | 0.02271 | 996 | 549 | 309 | 138 |
78 | Help us, please! We told Trump the truth. | 1.5886 | 0.02197 | 1162 | 663 | 314 | 185 |
79 | Sorry, this is the elevator to hell. The stairway to heaven is down the hall on your right. | 1.5866 | 0.01639 | 1807 | 1041 | 502 | 264 |
80 | The real sin is that belt with those shoes. | 1.5850 | 0.01957 | 1412 | 796 | 406 | 210 |
81 | It took Linda a moment to realize she had hit the “MAGA” button instead of the “Parking L2” button | 1.5833 | 0.02720 | 780 | 455 | 195 | 130 |
82 | so i guess this one is going down? | 1.5833 | 0.01741 | 1752 | 982 | 518 | 252 |
83 | I’m here for your daily temperature screening. Who’s first? | 1.5828 | 0.01870 | 1745 | 1047 | 374 | 321 |
84 | It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine.” | 1.5823 | 0.01863 | 1580 | 906 | 432 | 242 |
85 | Sure, you can take the other one. But I have to warn you, they play bagpipes. | 1.5819 | 0.01868 | 1368 | 808 | 355 | 205 |
86 | We always have room for you, Kellyanne” | 1.5811 | 0.02054 | 1394 | 824 | 330 | 240 |
87 | I know it looks grim but one study shows we're only a few weeks away from herd non-flammability. | 1.5792 | 0.01990 | 1364 | 776 | 386 | 202 |
88 | Oval Office.. Going down. | 1.5777 | 0.02145 | 1203 | 694 | 323 | 186 |
89 | Barbara immediately felt the regret of choosing tweed over a breathable linen. | 1.5773 | 0.02214 | 1100 | 627 | 311 | 162 |
90 | Heads up: the red button doesn't say "Bell." | 1.5770 | 0.01904 | 1494 | 855 | 415 | 223 |
91 | The Stairway to heaven is to your left | 1.5742 | 0.03798 | 357 | 200 | 109 | 48 |
92 | It’s a Hellevator | 1.5740 | 0.02012 | 1406 | 827 | 351 | 228 |
93 | No need to social distance...Trump says heat kills the virus!” | 1.5724 | 0.01962 | 1471 | 865 | 370 | 236 |
94 | Relax, heat kills the virus. | 1.5708 | 0.01864 | 1370 | 756 | 450 | 164 |
95 | Melanie hated to admit it, but this was just the push she needed to start taking the stairs. | 1.5706 | 0.01939 | 1332 | 747 | 412 | 173 |
96 | I think I’ll wait for hell to freeze over”. | 1.5701 | 0.03014 | 556 | 311 | 173 | 72 |
97 | It’s not a dream, you voted Republican. | 1.5693 | 0.02050 | 1370 | 816 | 328 | 226 |
98 | It was this or another Zoom meeting | 1.5687 | 0.01989 | 1405 | 824 | 363 | 218 |
99 | Sorry we’re full, hell has social distancing rules too. | 1.5665 | 0.03058 | 519 | 287 | 170 | 62 |
100 | We have the best elevators . No one has better ones . I’ve been told they could be the best anyone has ever seen . | 1.5659 | 0.02120 | 1267 | 757 | 304 | 205 |
101 | When the boss said he was firing us he wasn't kidding! | 1.5646 | 0.01924 | 1323 | 744 | 415 | 164 |
102 | The worst part is the elevator music. | 1.5633 | 0.02024 | 1216 | 688 | 373 | 155 |
103 | But shutting it down would hurt the economy. | 1.5627 | 0.02222 | 1061 | 611 | 303 | 147 |
104 | Sorry ma’am, Whitehouse Press Secretaries only. | 1.5608 | 0.02138 | 1241 | 746 | 295 | 200 |
105 | What part of IN CASE OF FIRE USE THE STAIRS don't you understand? | 1.5590 | 0.02082 | 1195 | 689 | 344 | 162 |
106 | She always knew there was a special place for those who “reply-all” | 1.5580 | 0.02341 | 948 | 548 | 271 | 129 |
107 | Ms Devos, they’re digging a deeper and hotter pit for you. Hell is pretty packed. | 1.5570 | 0.03037 | 596 | 354 | 152 | 90 |
108 | Up to now, Doris had believed that breaking the glass ceiling was going to be her biggest obstacle. | 1.5568 | 0.02060 | 1180 | 682 | 344 | 154 |
109 | Turns out telling the truth DOES matter! | 1.5566 | 0.02155 | 1166 | 694 | 299 | 173 |
110 | I thought going down in flames was just an idiom | 1.5565 | 0.02027 | 1177 | 661 | 377 | 139 |
111 | oh crap, it's full of Republicans | 1.5558 | 0.02241 | 1155 | 705 | 258 | 192 |
112 | Could you push 'Up'? | 1.5557 | 0.02081 | 1168 | 675 | 340 | 153 |
113 | Turns out hand sanitizer is combustible, who knew?” | 1.5515 | 0.02115 | 1088 | 618 | 340 | 130 |
114 | Hi! Welcome to the Trump Republican covid -19 task force!!!! | 1.5493 | 0.02242 | 1065 | 633 | 279 | 153 |
115 | I don’t know about you, but this isn’t what I pictured when I heard we were getting fired.” | 1.5484 | 0.02158 | 1054 | 604 | 322 | 128 |
116 | Sorry. We’re currently not hiring, just firing. | 1.5476 | 0.02182 | 1039 | 598 | 313 | 128 |
117 | The governor said it was safe to reopen the elevator.” | 1.5475 | 0.02213 | 1043 | 605 | 297 | 135 |
118 | Yes, Ivanka, he's here blaming Obama for the heat. | 1.5474 | 0.02314 | 1034 | 626 | 250 | 158 |
119 | The fire button works... but not quite how I expected.” | 1.5459 | 0.02307 | 947 | 551 | 275 | 121 |
120 | Trump said fire kills covid-19 so it's safe to ride the elevator together. | 1.5456 | 0.02245 | 1019 | 600 | 283 | 136 |
121 | We're going to hell and back. Want to come? | 1.5451 | 0.02279 | 1009 | 600 | 269 | 140 |
122 | The stairway to heaven is down the hall | 1.5444 | 0.02133 | 1014 | 570 | 336 | 108 |
123 | When they said you were being fired, I’m afraid they meant it literally. | 1.5441 | 0.02209 | 998 | 574 | 305 | 119 |
124 | Well, someone’s overdressed. | 1.5415 | 0.02315 | 927 | 540 | 271 | 115 |
125 | Sorry, lawyers only. | 1.5409 | 0.02354 | 965 | 583 | 243 | 139 |
126 | The Justice Department is one floor below us. | 1.5401 | 0.02431 | 935 | 572 | 221 | 142 |
127 | Look. None of your emails are finding us well, Karen.” | 1.5397 | 0.02422 | 956 | 586 | 218 | 149 |
128 | Can you tell them that their thoughts and prayers didn’t work?” | 1.5366 | 0.02375 | 902 | 535 | 250 | 117 |
129 | Hey, Lady! Can't you read the sign? "In case of fire, use the stairs, not the elevator" | 1.5356 | 0.02448 | 913 | 560 | 216 | 136 |
130 | I know, but someone was coughing on the other one." | 1.5348 | 0.02394 | 890 | 529 | 244 | 116 |
131 | OMG! My x-wife! This really IS Hell! | 1.5333 | 0.02464 | 857 | 516 | 225 | 116 |
132 | We failed harassment training. Nice legs, by the way. | 1.5327 | 0.02460 | 841 | 502 | 230 | 109 |
133 | Might be faster to take the stairs, we’re going to be here for eternity. | 1.5321 | 0.02458 | 857 | 516 | 226 | 115 |
134 | This internship is paid, right? | 1.5315 | 0.02580 | 856 | 535 | 181 | 137 |
135 | Satan sent us back up. He said hell is closed due to COVID-19 concerns.” | 1.5308 | 0.02459 | 844 | 506 | 228 | 110 |
136 | You're a lawyer? Get in! | 1.5308 | 0.02521 | 844 | 517 | 206 | 121 |
137 | Hey, the President said this works! | 1.5306 | 0.02502 | 850 | 519 | 211 | 120 |
138 | Help! We're stuck somewhere between Fraud and Treachery! | 1.5301 | 0.02649 | 847 | 543 | 156 | 146 |
139 | We've been waiting for you, Kelly. | 1.5295 | 0.02477 | 831 | 499 | 224 | 108 |
140 | Never thought I’d see my lawyer, banker and insurance agent in the same room. | 1.5273 | 0.02442 | 806 | 474 | 239 | 93 |
141 | Don't make the mistake of ignoring the three-person limit! | 1.5271 | 0.02701 | 812 | 521 | 150 | 139 |
142 | It’s a dry heat” | 1.5266 | 0.02467 | 809 | 483 | 227 | 98 |
143 | He said the heat kills it.” | 1.5263 | 0.02411 | 800 | 465 | 249 | 86 |
144 | Welcome to Trump Towers! | 1.5253 | 0.02630 | 790 | 492 | 181 | 117 |
145 | My horoscope did say I would be reunited with an old flame. | 1.5250 | 0.02618 | 699 | 412 | 207 | 80 |
146 | We've heard that the heat kills the virus. Come in!" | 1.5247 | 0.02496 | 791 | 472 | 223 | 96 |
147 | Straight to hell? No, this is just the local. | 1.5225 | 0.02518 | 754 | 446 | 222 | 86 |
148 | The moment when Carol knew the company was going down in flames | 1.5225 | 0.03289 | 444 | 263 | 130 | 51 |
149 | It seems less risky than the recommended disinfectant treatment. | 1.5225 | 0.02565 | 756 | 459 | 201 | 96 |
150 | Hostile work environment? I just finished working from home with two toddlers and a husband | 1.5223 | 0.02595 | 764 | 466 | 197 | 101 |
151 | Not so fast. Have you experienced any coughing, muscle pains, fever or ennui in the last 14 days? | 1.5218 | 0.02529 | 757 | 458 | 206 | 93 |
152 | Now that you mention it, yes, we we were all at the Liberate Michigan rally. 🔥 | 1.5213 | 0.02667 | 752 | 467 | 178 | 107 |
153 | 'Did you vote Trump too? we're going straight to hell.' | 1.5201 | 0.02724 | 748 | 473 | 161 | 114 |
154 | Welcome, Senator. | 1.5200 | 0.02672 | 750 | 469 | 173 | 108 |
155 | We were having a heated discussion and then it all went to hell.” | 1.5191 | 0.02629 | 732 | 448 | 189 | 95 |
156 | Suddenly, Janet started wondering if she had forgotten to turn the stove off at home. | 1.5179 | 0.02728 | 728 | 455 | 162 | 106 |
157 | Lady, does this LOOK like it's going up? | 1.5151 | 0.02684 | 695 | 424 | 184 | 87 |
158 | This is not a metaphor, get help! | 1.5150 | 0.02599 | 699 | 419 | 201 | 79 |
159 | I assume you’re going down? | 1.5144 | 0.02756 | 694 | 433 | 165 | 96 |
160 | Oh this must be the hellevator | 1.5144 | 0.02720 | 696 | 440 | 160 | 96 |
161 | Sorry this is lobbyists. Lawyers are the next elevator. | 1.5139 | 0.02745 | 685 | 424 | 170 | 91 |
162 | 'Out of order' is putting it mildly. | 1.5132 | 0.02624 | 680 | 405 | 201 | 74 |
163 | No, the worst part is seeing Dan from accounting naked. | 1.5131 | 0.02739 | 647 | 391 | 180 | 76 |
164 | Floor 2020. Going down. | 1.5123 | 0.02675 | 693 | 423 | 185 | 85 |
165 | Come on in. If we get out of this alive, we'll all be immune to fire. | 1.5102 | 0.03265 | 443 | 266 | 128 | 49 |
166 | Are you The Grand Old Duke of York Quartet? | 1.5091 | 0.02875 | 658 | 457 | 85 | 116 |
167 | It just started when some guy, who said his name was Dante, got off on the tenth floor, said that was as far as he wanted to go this time. What the Hell anyway? | 1.5090 | 0.03029 | 664 | 447 | 97 | 120 |
168 | You must be looking for the stairway to Heaven... down the hall and to the right. | 1.5077 | 0.02900 | 652 | 418 | 137 | 97 |
169 | But we all had good intentions! | 1.5076 | 0.02648 | 654 | 390 | 196 | 68 |
170 | The scientists say this could hurt us, but it's my right as a human to ignore facts!" | 1.5070 | 0.02800 | 639 | 395 | 164 | 80 |
171 | Going to work has become one Hell of a job" | 1.5063 | 0.02966 | 638 | 415 | 122 | 100 |
172 | Beats going to hell in a hand basket | 1.5041 | 0.02882 | 615 | 385 | 150 | 80 |
173 | Of course it's going down! | 1.5024 | 0.02862 | 613 | 382 | 154 | 77 |
174 | We've been stuck here for an eternity. | 1.5017 | 0.02778 | 604 | 366 | 173 | 65 |
175 | Can’t promise anything, but if I do see your ex-husband, I’ll tell him you said hi. | 1.5016 | 0.02725 | 608 | 367 | 179 | 62 |
176 | The Devil does wear Prada. | 1.5009 | 0.03033 | 539 | 335 | 138 | 66 |
177 | Should have taken the stairway to heaven. | 1.5008 | 0.02900 | 597 | 373 | 149 | 75 |
178 | Sorry, we’re full. You’ll have to take the handbasket. | 1.5008 | 0.02950 | 599 | 380 | 138 | 81 |
179 | Hey! You got fired too? | 1.5000 | 0.02798 | 592 | 359 | 170 | 62 |
180 | So, the GOP Convention wasn't canceled after all. | 1.5000 | 0.02906 | 590 | 368 | 149 | 73 |
181 | Ironically the Muzak is 'Stairway to Heaven' | 1.4992 | 0.02934 | 593 | 374 | 142 | 77 |
182 | Ya, we thought “You’re Fired!” was just his catchphrase too.” | 1.4983 | 0.02928 | 592 | 373 | 143 | 76 |
183 | This is a smoking car. | 1.4983 | 0.02716 | 592 | 363 | 172 | 57 |
184 | Every year these fire drills get more and more involved | 1.4983 | 0.02762 | 578 | 355 | 164 | 59 |
185 | ‘Don’t worry, the president has assured us this lift is safe.’ | 1.4965 | 0.02979 | 576 | 365 | 136 | 75 |
186 | Hey you’re Sue from Purgatory, right? Can you put in a good word with the Big Guy? | 1.4956 | 0.03137 | 567 | 373 | 107 | 87 |
187 | Casual fry day | 1.4952 | 0.03105 | 517 | 325 | 128 | 64 |
188 | It turns out, hell is being condemned to elevator small talk for eternity” | 1.4946 | 0.02916 | 554 | 341 | 152 | 61 |
189 | Our nudity was a choice, the meringue was unexpected. | 1.4938 | 0.03029 | 561 | 358 | 129 | 74 |
190 | Yes, going down, but sorry--this one is only for people who don't like Trump but voted for him anyway. | 1.4937 | 0.03105 | 553 | 359 | 113 | 78 |
191 | Fox News staff heading to work.” | 1.4929 | 0.03167 | 560 | 371 | 102 | 87 |
192 | Sorry — senators only. | 1.4928 | 0.03036 | 554 | 353 | 129 | 72 |
193 | I hope you're a lawyer. | 1.4928 | 0.03244 | 554 | 373 | 89 | 92 |
194 | Let me guess. Another one of Trump's Coronavirus Cures? | 1.4927 | 0.03170 | 550 | 364 | 102 | 84 |
195 | Hey there! Are you applying to the Fox News job too? | 1.4919 | 0.03075 | 555 | 357 | 121 | 76 |
196 | ."He had an orange face, horns and carries a pitchfork, said a little HEAT would kill the virus!" | 1.4918 | 0.03002 | 549 | 346 | 136 | 67 |
197 | Jesus Christ! Where are your masks?” | 1.4912 | 0.03529 | 399 | 252 | 98 | 49 |
198 | Satan can't wait to collect on his contracts with Senate Republicans. | 1.4908 | 0.03571 | 379 | 237 | 98 | 44 |
199 | This is the hellivator | 1.4907 | 0.02991 | 538 | 336 | 140 | 62 |
200 | Yeah, it’s hot, but we have unlimited toilet paper. | 1.4899 | 0.02974 | 545 | 341 | 141 | 63 |
201 | These hot flashes have got to stop following me to work! | 1.4899 | 0.03224 | 545 | 363 | 95 | 85 |
202 | Sorry. This is only the Limbo level. You need to go down through Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, and Treachery to get to where they’ve moved the Oval Office. | 1.4895 | 0.03174 | 525 | 341 | 111 | 73 |
203 | Honestly, the worst part is the music. | 1.4887 | 0.02593 | 532 | 333 | 151 | 48 |
204 | Sorry, Republican Senators only. | 1.4886 | 0.03160 | 528 | 343 | 112 | 73 |
205 | Stairway to Heaven's around the corner. | 1.4876 | 0.03137 | 523 | 335 | 117 | 69 |
206 | Great Balls of Fire? More like Great Shaft of Fire! No, it’s a Jerry Lee Lewis song and also a euphemism for my penis. Look, forget it. Nevermind. Forget I said anything. | 1.4867 | 0.03433 | 526 | 369 | 59 | 98 |
207 | Jump in--you just got hired by the Trump administration! | 1.4865 | 0.03162 | 520 | 337 | 113 | 70 |
208 | I’d tell you to wait for the next one, but this elevator takes an eternity.” | 1.4854 | 0.03098 | 513 | 326 | 125 | 62 |
209 | This is actually a handbasket. The elevator's over there. | 1.4853 | 0.03028 | 509 | 317 | 137 | 55 |
210 | Bring marshmallows or there’s hell to pay. | 1.4843 | 0.03279 | 508 | 337 | 96 | 75 |
211 | Water? I’m going to require a retainer fee. | 1.4841 | 0.03439 | 504 | 347 | 70 | 87 |
212 | Repent all ye water cooler gossipers! Oh, nice heels. | 1.4839 | 0.03425 | 498 | 340 | 75 | 83 |
213 | Of course we're going down. | 1.4831 | 0.03029 | 503 | 312 | 137 | 53 |
214 | We are all former White House press secretaries!” | 1.4830 | 0.03064 | 501 | 314 | 132 | 55 |
215 | No. This is the GOP elevator, you want the one on the left. | 1.4828 | 0.03166 | 493 | 317 | 115 | 61 |
216 | The President says fire kills the China virus! Come on in!” | 1.4827 | 0.03055 | 491 | 308 | 132 | 51 |
217 | Strongly suggest pressing the up button | 1.4821 | 0.03011 | 504 | 312 | 139 | 52 |
218 | And that’s Gary, he’s here for hitting ‘reply all’ on the company newsletter.” | 1.4817 | 0.03118 | 492 | 311 | 125 | 56 |
219 | And you worried about a Glass Ceiling? | 1.4815 | 0.03043 | 486 | 303 | 133 | 50 |
220 | Yes, we all voted for you-know- who! | 1.4806 | 0.03289 | 489 | 322 | 99 | 68 |
221 | Can you call the White House maintenance unit and shut the door, please? You're letting the truth in. | 1.4805 | 0.03195 | 487 | 313 | 114 | 60 |
222 | I bet you didn’t believe it when they told you working here was hell! | 1.4805 | 0.03018 | 487 | 300 | 140 | 47 |
223 | Sally weighed up her options, back to the office or home to her kids for another day in quarantine | 1.4804 | 0.03178 | 485 | 310 | 117 | 58 |
224 | Come sacrifice yourself for the economy! | 1.4804 | 0.03322 | 485 | 321 | 95 | 69 |
225 | The worst part? Oddly enough, the elevator music. | 1.4803 | 0.03161 | 483 | 307 | 120 | 56 |
226 | Oh, you want the elevator to line up with the floor?! Well, we all want ice water. | 1.4802 | 0.03190 | 454 | 284 | 122 | 48 |
227 | Are you here for the interview for the reporter job at Fox News?" | 1.4792 | 0.03202 | 480 | 308 | 114 | 58 |
228 | Honestly, the fire isn't the worst part. Someone is on speaker phone in here. | 1.4792 | 0.03006 | 480 | 294 | 142 | 44 |
229 | Oh!—You know Jared? You should have said so! | 1.4790 | 0.03209 | 476 | 305 | 114 | 57 |
230 | Bleach was fake news, but fire really does the job! | 1.4783 | 0.03147 | 483 | 307 | 121 | 55 |
231 | Don't push the HELP button. It's mis-labeled. | 1.4779 | 0.03186 | 475 | 303 | 117 | 55 |
232 | Not only did he send us to purgatory, that fiend pushed all the buttons. | 1.4775 | 0.03240 | 467 | 300 | 111 | 56 |
233 | Ironically I got sent here for looking up skirts | 1.4767 | 0.03158 | 472 | 301 | 118 | 53 |
234 | So how long were you in the Trump Administration ? | 1.4766 | 0.03294 | 470 | 307 | 102 | 61 |
235 | Hop right in. It’s always a good time to join the Trump Administration. | 1.4765 | 0.03319 | 468 | 307 | 99 | 62 |
236 | Oh, really? Now you're ready to vote for a woman. | 1.4763 | 0.03284 | 464 | 301 | 105 | 58 |
237 | Oh, no! A woman scorned! | 1.4762 | 0.03295 | 462 | 300 | 104 | 58 |
238 | It's not the flames, it's the music. | 1.4752 | 0.03023 | 463 | 283 | 140 | 40 |
239 | The elevator inspector was not considered essential” | 1.4748 | 0.03098 | 457 | 283 | 131 | 43 |
240 | Welcome to the "too vain to wear a mask" elevator. | 1.4742 | 0.03159 | 466 | 295 | 121 | 50 |
241 | Going down for White House briefing room? | 1.4735 | 0.03349 | 452 | 296 | 98 | 58 |
242 | Nice to meet you, May 2020. I'm April, and this is March, February, and January." | 1.4731 | 0.03611 | 353 | 223 | 93 | 37 |
243 | Turns out it's paved with bad intentions. | 1.4725 | 0.03107 | 455 | 282 | 129 | 43 |
244 | It’s perfectly safe. We all injected gasoline before getting in.” | 1.4719 | 0.03329 | 445 | 291 | 99 | 55 |
245 | Carol from HR realizes that the praise from upper management about the sales team being "on fire" may have been a complaint." | 1.4718 | 0.03215 | 443 | 280 | 117 | 46 |
246 | Jan had expected her first day to be a figurative baptism by fire | 1.4718 | 0.03215 | 443 | 280 | 117 | 46 |
247 | It’s Trump’s latest cure for coronavirus. | 1.4718 | 0.03278 | 443 | 284 | 109 | 50 |
248 | I heard they were firing people but I have to say this is not what I expected” | 1.4712 | 0.03137 | 452 | 283 | 125 | 44 |
249 | Told you it was a hell hole. | 1.4710 | 0.03077 | 448 | 276 | 133 | 39 |
250 | Finance is on 4. This is telemarketing. | 1.4705 | 0.03117 | 440 | 272 | 129 | 39 |
251 | Oh it’s a new cleanse recommendation from the White House. | 1.4702 | 0.03332 | 436 | 282 | 103 | 51 |
252 | Sorry, Trump administration only... | 1.4702 | 0.03411 | 436 | 287 | 93 | 56 |
253 | Trust me. Return the funds. | 1.4692 | 0.03252 | 439 | 280 | 112 | 47 |
254 | Tell the President that Hand Basket One is ready for departure. | 1.4690 | 0.03523 | 435 | 294 | 78 | 63 |
255 | We had really good intentions | 1.4687 | 0.03093 | 431 | 264 | 132 | 35 |
256 | Just going to Hell? or to Hell and back? | 1.4687 | 0.03409 | 431 | 283 | 94 | 54 |
257 | Lawyer ? We have room, hop in. | 1.4679 | 0.03316 | 436 | 282 | 104 | 50 |
258 | This is the Hellevator. It only goes down. | 1.4676 | 0.03207 | 432 | 272 | 118 | 42 |
259 | Well after the bleach IVs, I figured we would try Pence’s Sanitizer Flame Bath: purify your thoughts AND your hands!” | 1.4674 | 0.03382 | 430 | 281 | 97 | 52 |
260 | Hell has been deemed an Essential Workplace | 1.4670 | 0.03335 | 424 | 273 | 104 | 47 |
261 | Believe it or not, the music is still the worst part. | 1.4665 | 0.03268 | 433 | 277 | 110 | 46 |
262 | We’re coming for you, Kelly Ann Conway. | 1.4659 | 0.03379 | 425 | 277 | 98 | 50 |
263 | Someone must have had bad thoughts about BENEVOLENT LEADER. | 1.4659 | 0.03602 | 425 | 291 | 70 | 64 |
264 | There are enough lawyers in here already. | 1.4657 | 0.03341 | 423 | 273 | 103 | 47 |
265 | Sorry. This one is reserved for lawyers. | 1.4657 | 0.03358 | 423 | 274 | 101 | 48 |
266 | Flames? Nah, just alternative facts. | 1.4654 | 0.03448 | 419 | 276 | 91 | 52 |
267 | You won’t need the briefcase. | 1.4648 | 0.03135 | 426 | 264 | 126 | 36 |
268 | Welcome to Education, Mrs de Vos | 1.4636 | 0.03492 | 412 | 273 | 87 | 52 |
269 | If I were you, I'd wait for the next car. | 1.4636 | 0.03371 | 412 | 266 | 101 | 45 |
270 | Yes, we're going down. What was your first clue? | 1.4636 | 0.03274 | 412 | 268 | 100 | 44 |
271 | Looks like this one's taken by the FOX news guys, better wait for the next one" | 1.4634 | 0.03348 | 410 | 263 | 104 | 43 |
272 | We're in that special place for people who hit all the buttons. | 1.4632 | 0.03395 | 408 | 264 | 99 | 45 |
273 | You want heaven? Take the stairway. | 1.4625 | 0.03347 | 413 | 266 | 103 | 44 |
274 | Mar-a-Lago Express | 1.4619 | 0.03575 | 407 | 274 | 78 | 55 |
275 | I didn't believe it when they said that working here was hell. | 1.4617 | 0.03304 | 405 | 257 | 109 | 39 |
276 | This is the Seventh Circle. You want the Seventh Floor. | 1.4615 | 0.03390 | 403 | 260 | 100 | 43 |
277 | Right now, not really concerned about social distancing. | 1.4615 | 0.03353 | 403 | 258 | 104 | 41 |
278 | You want to go up in flames? Take the other elevator. | 1.4604 | 0.03410 | 404 | 270 | 85 | 49 |
279 | We all had good intentions. | 1.4600 | 0.03219 | 400 | 249 | 118 | 33 |
280 | I always thought I’d go in a hand basket. | 1.4600 | 0.03481 | 400 | 263 | 90 | 47 |
281 | Oops, we thought Impeachment was the lowest level. | 1.4598 | 0.03383 | 398 | 256 | 101 | 41 |
282 | It's not as bad as it looks. We all worked in the White House. | 1.4596 | 0.03377 | 396 | 254 | 102 | 40 |
283 | The worst part is that everyone keeps cracking, "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" jokes. | 1.4594 | 0.03370 | 394 | 252 | 103 | 39 |
284 | Reopening is going great. Come on in. | 1.4578 | 0.03446 | 391 | 254 | 95 | 42 |
285 | We're from the Fire Department - where do you want it? | 1.4578 | 0.03250 | 391 | 266 | 80 | 45 |
286 | In retrospect, I should have just gotten on when it was the tuba players. | 1.4577 | 0.03503 | 402 | 267 | 86 | 49 |
287 | Turns out there is a thirteenth floor." | 1.4576 | 0.03342 | 389 | 247 | 106 | 36 |
288 | Okay I lied. I voted for Trump. | 1.4576 | 0.03516 | 389 | 256 | 88 | 45 |
289 | Not a drill, apparently. | 1.4574 | 0.03169 | 387 | 237 | 123 | 27 |
290 | Take the stairway. It goes to heaven! | 1.4566 | 0.03587 | 392 | 263 | 79 | 50 |
291 | Wanna hear the good news first? | 1.4557 | 0.03164 | 384 | 237 | 120 | 27 |
292 | Does it LOOK like this is going up? | 1.4553 | 0.03418 | 380 | 249 | 91 | 40 |
293 | It turns out hand sanitizer is flammable! | 1.4541 | 0.03451 | 381 | 247 | 95 | 39 |
294 | It’s this or the stairway to heaven. | 1.4536 | 0.03333 | 377 | 238 | 107 | 32 |
295 | I probably point out the obvious here, but you might be more comfortable using the stairs." | 1.4533 | 0.03532 | 375 | 246 | 88 | 41 |
296 | No, accounting is still a couple floors lower.” | 1.4526 | 0.03595 | 380 | 254 | 80 | 46 |
297 | We forgot our passwords. | 1.4526 | 0.03556 | 380 | 252 | 84 | 44 |
298 | I liked it better when work just felt like hell. | 1.4524 | 0.03347 | 378 | 241 | 102 | 34 |
299 | "Oh Hell, it's full..." | 1.4521 | 0.03360 | 376 | 239 | 104 | 33 |
300 | We've been trapped in here for what seems like an eternity. | 1.4519 | 0.03308 | 374 | 236 | 106 | 31 |
301 | The handbasket is out of service. | 1.4519 | 0.03558 | 374 | 247 | 85 | 42 |
302 | This is the local, lawyers take the express. | 1.4511 | 0.03560 | 368 | 242 | 86 | 40 |
303 | Listen to the experts—use the stairs. | 1.4511 | 0.03497 | 368 | 239 | 92 | 37 |
304 | It's not that bad. They're letting us keep our health insurance until the end of the month. | 1.4511 | 0.03475 | 368 | 238 | 94 | 36 |
305 | Hi sweety, bet you thought, "see you in hell",was just an expression. | 1.4508 | 0.03467 | 366 | 236 | 95 | 35 |
306 | Nancy suddenly realized what can happen when you inpatiently push the down button 48 times. | 1.4508 | 0.03657 | 366 | 245 | 77 | 44 |
307 | They stopped using hand baskets a long time ago. | 1.4508 | 0.03413 | 366 | 256 | 64 | 46 |
308 | Well of course it's going down! | 1.4508 | 0.03574 | 366 | 241 | 85 | 40 |
309 | Welcome to President Trump's re-election team!" | 1.4499 | 0.03793 | 369 | 255 | 62 | 52 |
310 | At least we still have our jobs.” | 1.4499 | 0.03360 | 369 | 234 | 104 | 31 |
311 | Going down? | 1.4493 | 0.03144 | 365 | 254 | 71 | 40 |
312 | The repairman was deemed non essential | 1.4490 | 0.03045 | 363 | 251 | 75 | 37 |
313 | Come on in. We need one more to guarantee herd immunity. | 1.4485 | 0.03688 | 359 | 241 | 75 | 43 |
314 | What floor is the office of “Make America Great Again” ? | 1.4482 | 0.03551 | 357 | 236 | 82 | 38 |
315 | Oh and by the way you’re all fired | 1.4482 | 0.03529 | 357 | 232 | 90 | 35 |
316 | I knew this company was going to hell! | 1.4482 | 0.02498 | 357 | 250 | 77 | 30 |
317 | Oh Hell, wrong floor! | 1.4482 | 0.03617 | 357 | 236 | 82 | 39 |
318 | Yes! Going down!! What was your first clue? | 1.4475 | 0.03644 | 362 | 241 | 78 | 42 |
319 | Do you mind? You're letting the heat out. | 1.4475 | 0.03483 | 362 | 236 | 89 | 36 |
320 | Have you got the time? My watch melted.” | 1.4469 | 0.03840 | 358 | 248 | 60 | 50 |
321 | It’s the new normal. | 1.4469 | 0.03431 | 358 | 229 | 98 | 31 |
322 | We clicked "Reply All." | 1.4463 | 0.03639 | 354 | 235 | 80 | 39 |
323 | On the plus side, the coffee is the perfect temperature.” | 1.4463 | 0.03341 | 354 | 222 | 106 | 26 |
324 | There’s a special place for those who don’t know how to use the mute function on the Zoom app. | 1.4457 | 0.03463 | 350 | 224 | 96 | 30 |
325 | The Trump White House is one Floor down. | 1.4457 | 0.03692 | 350 | 234 | 76 | 40 |
326 | You might as well get in this one, the other elevator is playing soft jazz. | 1.4457 | 0.03602 | 350 | 230 | 84 | 36 |
327 | There is no next one. | 1.4454 | 0.03539 | 357 | 238 | 81 | 38 |
328 | We're going all the way down. | 1.4451 | 0.03587 | 355 | 234 | 84 | 37 |
329 | Who us? We're the department that denies claims for pre-existing conditions. | 1.4451 | 0.03631 | 355 | 236 | 80 | 39 |
330 | Don't worry. Hell is just other people. | 1.4441 | 0.03608 | 358 | 238 | 81 | 39 |
331 | Handcart. Handbasket. Elevator. It's all the same. | 1.4438 | 0.03692 | 347 | 232 | 76 | 39 |
332 | The commute is hell. | 1.4438 | 0.03554 | 347 | 226 | 88 | 33 |
333 | This elevator is just for lawyers". | 1.4438 | 0.03737 | 347 | 234 | 72 | 41 |
334 | I'll be damned if I take this elevator. | 1.4438 | 0.03624 | 347 | 229 | 82 | 36 |
335 | I guess Trump Tower failed its elevator inspection | 1.4435 | 0.03616 | 345 | 227 | 83 | 35 |
336 | The handbasket was full, so we're going to hell in an elevator. | 1.4435 | 0.03685 | 345 | 230 | 77 | 38 |
337 | Eighth floor: Fraud, Nigerian princes, phone solicitors...and a stable geniuses. | 1.4432 | 0.03631 | 352 | 234 | 80 | 38 |
338 | No, this the express to the Trump campaign. | 1.4432 | 0.03675 | 352 | 236 | 76 | 40 |
339 | You’d better get in, the next car’s got two guys with tubas. | 1.4432 | 0.02800 | 352 | 241 | 82 | 29 |
340 | They said a vaccine is coming so don't worry about it. | 1.4431 | 0.03825 | 343 | 237 | 61 | 45 |
341 | We're the advisors who said it would disappear like a miracle. | 1.4431 | 0.03792 | 343 | 233 | 68 | 42 |
342 | So glad to see the elevators working again here at Fox News. | 1.4431 | 0.03902 | 343 | 238 | 58 | 47 |
343 | The sign said ‘Out of Order’ but it seemed like a good time to reopen the economy.” | 1.4428 | 0.03716 | 341 | 228 | 75 | 38 |
344 | Kellyanne Conway taking the express elevator home after a long day in the Oval Office | 1.4428 | 0.03831 | 341 | 233 | 65 | 43 |
345 | “You headed to the Oval Office too?” | 1.4425 | 0.03627 | 348 | 233 | 77 | 38 |
346 | I'll wear a mask when hell freezes over. | 1.4425 | 0.03546 | 348 | 227 | 88 | 33 |
347 | Attorneys only. | 1.4419 | 0.03575 | 344 | 225 | 86 | 33 |
348 | Sure it’s hot, but at least Satan believes in science” | 1.4418 | 0.03942 | 292 | 193 | 69 | 30 |
349 | “This was the moment Sarah questioned how essential her job really was.” | 1.4412 | 0.03700 | 340 | 227 | 76 | 37 |
350 | Thank goodness! We’ve been stuck in here for an eternity. | 1.4412 | 0.03264 | 340 | 216 | 99 | 24 |
351 | They made us cook the books and it got out of control. | 1.4412 | 0.03532 | 340 | 220 | 90 | 30 |
352 | Yes, in fact we are all hedge fund managers. | 1.4412 | 0.03677 | 340 | 226 | 78 | 36 |
353 | It's performance art. We call it 2020. | 1.4412 | 0.03508 | 340 | 219 | 92 | 29 |
354 | We’re all in agreement; the Muzak is our number one complaint | 1.4412 | 0.03407 | 340 | 215 | 100 | 25 |
355 | Hello Secretary DeVos!” | 1.4408 | 0.03901 | 338 | 234 | 59 | 45 |
356 | After months stuck at home with the kids, Karen couldn't wait to get back to work. | 1.4408 | 0.03621 | 338 | 222 | 83 | 33 |
357 | No, we're not going up. Not now. Not ever. | 1.4405 | 0.03636 | 336 | 221 | 82 | 33 |
358 | What a time to run into an old flame! | 1.4405 | 0.03732 | 336 | 225 | 74 | 37 |
359 | It was only silent but deadly because Janet overdid it with the Lysol. | 1.4405 | 0.04008 | 336 | 237 | 50 | 49 |
360 | Is this the new Trump express elevator for the White House Press Corps? | 1.4401 | 0.03796 | 334 | 226 | 69 | 39 |
361 | Ahh. This must be the elevator of good intentions. | 1.4401 | 0.03577 | 334 | 217 | 87 | 30 |
362 | Heaven? Oh, no -- you want the stairway. | 1.4401 | 0.03843 | 334 | 228 | 65 | 41 |
363 | Yes, but we don't stop at the lobby. | 1.4401 | 0.03602 | 334 | 218 | 85 | 31 |
364 | Yes, this goes all the way down | 1.4399 | 0.03597 | 341 | 224 | 84 | 33 |
365 | Stairway to heaven is at the end of the hall. | 1.4398 | 0.03592 | 332 | 216 | 86 | 30 |
366 | Down? What do YOU think? | 1.4398 | 0.03741 | 332 | 222 | 74 | 36 |
367 | and that's why In case of fire you take the stairs | 1.4392 | 0.03724 | 337 | 226 | 74 | 37 |
368 | The President said that strong heat might help! | 1.4392 | 0.03529 | 337 | 218 | 90 | 29 |
369 | The terrible thing about hell is that you could already be there and not even know.” | 1.4381 | 0.03773 | 331 | 225 | 68 | 38 |
370 | Listen lady, in or out, we don’t need any more judgement.” | 1.4377 | 0.03814 | 329 | 223 | 68 | 38 |
371 | You're not going to need the wool suit. | 1.4377 | 0.03690 | 329 | 218 | 78 | 33 |
372 | We heard heat kills it.” | 1.4367 | 0.03488 | 332 | 213 | 93 | 26 |
373 | Actually, the worst part is trying to avoid eye contact. | 1.4367 | 0.03501 | 332 | 218 | 85 | 29 |
374 | No Ma'am, we're going down. | 1.4365 | 0.03714 | 323 | 214 | 77 | 32 |
375 | I sense burnout. | 1.4364 | 0.03631 | 330 | 217 | 82 | 31 |
376 | On second thought, I’ll wait for the hand basket.” | 1.4356 | 0.03663 | 326 | 215 | 80 | 31 |
377 | It’s not bad, it’s a dry heat” | 1.4352 | 0.03600 | 324 | 211 | 85 | 28 |
378 | A Handbasket! Not a briefcase... | 1.4352 | 0.03856 | 324 | 221 | 65 | 38 |
379 | It's a metaphor. | 1.4352 | 0.03730 | 324 | 216 | 75 | 33 |
380 | Turns out heat does kill the virus. | 1.4344 | 0.03480 | 320 | 206 | 90 | 24 |
381 | Whoa, are you coughing? Can't come in here. | 1.4340 | 0.03755 | 318 | 212 | 74 | 32 |
382 | Hi Sue, remember that deal with the devil? Well, it's not just a figure of speech. | 1.4338 | 0.03644 | 325 | 214 | 81 | 30 |
383 | Looks like Legal is moving floors again”. | 1.4335 | 0.03636 | 316 | 206 | 83 | 27 |
384 | Sometimes you get the elevator and other times you get the shaft. | 1.4335 | 0.03825 | 316 | 213 | 69 | 34 |
385 | To get to heaven, you have to take the stairway. | 1.4334 | 0.03814 | 323 | 219 | 68 | 36 |
386 | Did you order the peons flambé ? | 1.4334 | 0.04082 | 323 | 230 | 46 | 47 |
387 | Sartre was right, hell is other people. | 1.4334 | 0.03738 | 323 | 216 | 74 | 33 |
388 | Stairway to heaven? That's down the hall. | 1.4334 | 0.03607 | 323 | 211 | 84 | 28 |
389 | No thanks, I left the GOP in 2016. . | 1.4331 | 0.03972 | 314 | 217 | 58 | 39 |
390 | It's not the heat, it's the humidity! | 1.4330 | 0.03649 | 321 | 211 | 81 | 29 |
391 | This is what you get for selling your soul, Dr Birx. | 1.4322 | 0.03709 | 317 | 210 | 77 | 30 |
392 | Are you the new Press Secretary?" | 1.4317 | 0.03962 | 315 | 218 | 58 | 39 |
393 | It's our Constitutional right | 1.4317 | 0.03911 | 315 | 216 | 62 | 37 |
394 | We couldn't fit in a handbasket. | 1.4309 | 0.03895 | 311 | 212 | 64 | 35 |
395 | I told you this company is going straight to hell. | 1.4309 | 0.03732 | 311 | 206 | 76 | 29 |
396 | I knew going back to the office would be hell... | 1.4304 | 0.03664 | 309 | 202 | 81 | 26 |
397 | Hey, the devil does wear Prada. | 1.4304 | 0.03777 | 309 | 206 | 73 | 30 |
398 | Sally Ann realized right away that her underground fantasy regarding old flames in an elevator was nigh overdue for a re-draft. | 1.4304 | 0.04019 | 309 | 215 | 55 | 39 |
399 | I always wondered what would happen if I pushed the down button while I was on the basement floor. | 1.4300 | 0.03878 | 307 | 208 | 66 | 33 |
400 | The return to normal is going great.” | 1.4299 | 0.03678 | 314 | 207 | 79 | 28 |
401 | I don’t think the direction makes a difference.” | 1.4295 | 0.03609 | 305 | 197 | 85 | 23 |
402 | The other one has hornets.” | 1.4295 | 0.03951 | 305 | 209 | 61 | 35 |
403 | He DOES wear Prada! | 1.4276 | 0.03876 | 304 | 206 | 66 | 32 |
404 | Tell Jeff I may not make the 10:00. | 1.4276 | 0.03616 | 304 | 197 | 84 | 23 |
405 | Which floor is the Trump fundraiser? | 1.4272 | 0.04006 | 302 | 209 | 57 | 36 |
406 | Liz realized that every nightmare she had involved work. | 1.4272 | 0.03867 | 302 | 204 | 67 | 31 |
407 | This level is full. Find your own hell. | 1.4272 | 0.03867 | 302 | 204 | 67 | 31 |
408 | All I said was "Hydroxychloroquine looks promising." | 1.4267 | 0.03914 | 300 | 204 | 64 | 32 |
409 | You might wanna catch the next elevator; this one is going straight to hell. | 1.4267 | 0.03970 | 300 | 206 | 60 | 34 |
410 | Our real punishment is being forced to tell the same ''This one only goes down!' joke every time someone opens the door. | 1.4262 | 0.03666 | 305 | 200 | 80 | 25 |
411 | What do you have to lose? | 1.4262 | 0.03875 | 298 | 201 | 67 | 30 |
412 | You probably should take the stairs. | 1.4262 | 0.03875 | 298 | 201 | 67 | 30 |
413 | Don’t worry - it’s just a Zoom background.” | 1.4257 | 0.03940 | 303 | 208 | 61 | 34 |
414 | It started as a team-building exercise. | 1.4257 | 0.03923 | 296 | 201 | 64 | 31 |
415 | All the disinfectant is sold out, but we’ve found a way to bring a tremendous, very powerful light inside the body. | 1.4257 | 0.03923 | 296 | 201 | 64 | 31 |
416 | The other elevator is for High Water. | 1.4257 | 0.03864 | 296 | 199 | 68 | 29 |
417 | As if 2020 couldn’t get any worse... | 1.4252 | 0.03875 | 301 | 204 | 66 | 31 |
418 | Heaven gets a stairway. We find this to be more efficient. | 1.4252 | 0.03729 | 301 | 197 | 75 | 26 |
419 | Would you like to see the president? This way please.” | 1.4252 | 0.03959 | 301 | 207 | 60 | 34 |
420 | "So Betty, it turns out this day could get worse." | 1.4252 | 0.03846 | 301 | 203 | 68 | 30 |
421 | This gives a whole new meaning to firing employees... | 1.4252 | 0.03699 | 301 | 198 | 78 | 25 |
422 | The worst part is we stop at every floor. | 1.4242 | 0.03749 | 297 | 199 | 71 | 27 |
423 | Is this part of the interview? | 1.4242 | 0.03672 | 297 | 196 | 77 | 24 |
424 | It may look bad at first glance, but the heat kills the virus. | 1.4242 | 0.03672 | 297 | 194 | 80 | 23 |
425 | Come on down! Vote Republican. | 1.4237 | 0.04047 | 295 | 205 | 55 | 35 |
426 | The new office disinfecting protocols seem extreme” | 1.4232 | 0.03861 | 293 | 197 | 68 | 28 |
427 | You were right about not voting for Trump. | 1.4232 | 0.04067 | 293 | 204 | 54 | 35 |
428 | You know that sign that said, "In case of fire, use stairs."? -- they really mean it! | 1.4232 | 0.03800 | 293 | 195 | 72 | 26 |
429 | Take the stairs, trust me. | 1.4221 | 0.03594 | 289 | 198 | 65 | 26 |
430 | U.S. Senate | 1.4221 | 0.03960 | 289 | 197 | 62 | 30 |
431 | We're from Legal, on a team-building trip. | 1.4221 | 0.03868 | 289 | 194 | 68 | 27 |
432 | Looks like greed wasn’t good after all | 1.4218 | 0.03759 | 294 | 197 | 71 | 26 |
433 | Welcome to the White House, Councilor! | 1.4216 | 0.03949 | 287 | 195 | 63 | 29 |
434 | No, P is Purgatory, you want parking on G — Garage. | 1.4216 | 0.03887 | 287 | 193 | 67 | 27 |
435 | We’re hydroxycholorquine testers, you?” | 1.4216 | 0.03694 | 287 | 187 | 79 | 21 |
436 | Well look who didn’t read the sign about not using the elevator in case of fire? | 1.4216 | 0.03855 | 287 | 192 | 69 | 26 |
437 | Trump recommended this cure. | 1.4216 | 0.04130 | 287 | 201 | 51 | 35 |
438 | Sartre was right. It IS other people. | 1.4211 | 0.03969 | 285 | 194 | 62 | 29 |
439 | You're in the right place - this is Trump Tower. | 1.4211 | 0.04181 | 285 | 201 | 48 | 36 |
440 | This is for hedge fund managers. Lawyers have to use the stairs. | 1.4211 | 0.03969 | 285 | 194 | 62 | 29 |
441 | We are confident it is now safe to return to work." | 1.4196 | 0.04019 | 286 | 197 | 58 | 31 |
442 | This is lust, greed is on fourth | 1.4181 | 0.03853 | 287 | 193 | 68 | 26 |
443 | Didn’t you guys read the sign? “In case of fire, use stairs” | 1.4173 | 0.03523 | 278 | 191 | 64 | 23 |
444 | Welcome to the Presidents Covid 19 briefing | 1.4173 | 0.04039 | 278 | 191 | 58 | 29 |
445 | Congratulations on passing the Bar Exam. | 1.4173 | 0.03974 | 278 | 189 | 62 | 27 |
446 | We have the constitutional right to burn to death" | 1.4167 | 0.04092 | 276 | 191 | 55 | 30 |
447 | We thought about injecting disinfectants but this actually made more sense.” | 1.4167 | 0.03994 | 276 | 188 | 61 | 27 |
448 | This is why I don’t pay for underground parking | 1.4167 | 0.03649 | 276 | 198 | 49 | 29 |
449 | Don’t worry, the boss says it’s just a drill. | 1.4167 | 0.02410 | 276 | 202 | 54 | 20 |
450 | It’s really only ‘damned if you don’t.’ The rest is speculation. | 1.4167 | 0.03961 | 276 | 187 | 63 | 26 |
451 | Look at us.Of course we're going down. | 1.4167 | 0.03994 | 276 | 188 | 61 | 27 |
452 | The worst part is actually the endless small talk | 1.4164 | 0.03778 | 281 | 186 | 73 | 22 |
453 | You might want to wait for the next one. This one will be going down for quite a while. | 1.4164 | 0.03910 | 281 | 190 | 65 | 26 |
454 | This is the circle of hell for people who keep pushing the elevator buttons over and over again. | 1.4164 | 0.03778 | 281 | 186 | 73 | 22 |
455 | They fired you too? | 1.4161 | 0.03630 | 274 | 188 | 63 | 23 |
456 | Your boss is down here and says he needs you right away. | 1.4161 | 0.02726 | 274 | 192 | 65 | 17 |
457 | Sorry, upper management only. | 1.4161 | 0.03810 | 274 | 181 | 72 | 21 |
458 | I never should have taken that job with the Trump campaign" | 1.4158 | 0.04215 | 279 | 198 | 46 | 35 |
459 | Well, of course, we're going down. | 1.4158 | 0.03897 | 279 | 188 | 66 | 25 |
460 | You're close; the Republican National Convention is three floors down. | 1.4152 | 0.03950 | 277 | 188 | 63 | 26 |
461 | Mind the gap " | 1.4139 | 0.03853 | 273 | 182 | 69 | 22 |
462 | Considering whether to join the Trump Administration. | 1.4139 | 0.04156 | 273 | 191 | 51 | 31 |
463 | Well, where did you THINK lobbyists went? | 1.4139 | 0.03990 | 273 | 186 | 61 | 26 |
464 | First day huh?” | 1.4133 | 0.03801 | 271 | 179 | 72 | 20 |
465 | If you want less crowded, try the one that goes up. | 1.4133 | 0.04079 | 271 | 187 | 56 | 28 |
466 | In retrospect, maybe we shouldn’t have protested the quarantine. | 1.4133 | 0.03907 | 271 | 182 | 66 | 23 |
467 | It's not so bad...it's a dry heat. | 1.4133 | 0.03801 | 271 | 179 | 72 | 20 |
468 | No mask? Join us | 1.4133 | 0.04011 | 271 | 185 | 60 | 26 |
469 | The stairway to heaven is actually by the bathrooms. | 1.4133 | 0.03977 | 271 | 184 | 62 | 25 |
470 | No, we’re going down. | 1.4126 | 0.03892 | 269 | 180 | 67 | 22 |
471 | Sorry, this elevator’s for lobbyists only. | 1.4126 | 0.03963 | 269 | 182 | 63 | 24 |
472 | Watch that first step; it’s a hell of a drop. | 1.4126 | 0.03997 | 269 | 183 | 61 | 25 |
473 | Well it beats going in a hand basket... | 1.4122 | 0.04001 | 262 | 177 | 62 | 23 |
474 | Don't hit down. It's hell. | 1.4120 | 0.04223 | 267 | 188 | 48 | 31 |
475 | And you thought social distancing was hell! | 1.4118 | 0.03790 | 272 | 180 | 72 | 20 |
476 | Trust me, you want the up elevator. | 1.4118 | 0.03999 | 272 | 186 | 60 | 26 |
477 | Mind hitting up? | 1.4118 | 0.03861 | 272 | 189 | 57 | 26 |
478 | We all forgot to forward e-mail chains to at least six of our friends! | 1.4118 | 0.04230 | 272 | 193 | 46 | 33 |
479 | It will only feel like an eternity" | 1.4113 | 0.03669 | 265 | 171 | 79 | 15 |
480 | If I were you I would put those post-its back in the supply room. | 1.4113 | 0.03821 | 265 | 175 | 71 | 19 |
481 | I didn’t expect the employee barbecue to be so literal | 1.4113 | 0.04213 | 265 | 186 | 49 | 30 |
482 | Hell, wrong floor again! | 1.4113 | 0.04075 | 265 | 182 | 57 | 26 |
483 | This one is going down — eternally. | 1.4113 | 0.03968 | 265 | 179 | 63 | 23 |
484 | We accidentally hit ‘reply all’ on the email from corporate. | 1.4100 | 0.03860 | 261 | 175 | 66 | 20 |
485 | Purgatory? That's the next floor up. | 1.4091 | 0.04013 | 264 | 180 | 60 | 24 |
486 | Everything is reopened; it’s Hell down there! | 1.4091 | 0.03867 | 264 | 176 | 68 | 20 |
487 | I said appeal to the Ninth Circuit, not the Ninth Circle. | 1.4084 | 0.03961 | 262 | 177 | 63 | 22 |
488 | Next time, can we just do the basic escape room team-building exercise? | 1.4084 | 0.04034 | 262 | 179 | 59 | 24 |
489 | It's not technically a handbasket, but you get the idea. | 1.4084 | 0.03772 | 262 | 172 | 73 | 17 |
490 | Stairway to heaven? Oh, that’s right around the corner. This is the elevator to hell. | 1.4077 | 0.03830 | 260 | 172 | 70 | 18 |
491 | I think it should be obvious which way it's going. | 1.4077 | 0.04056 | 260 | 178 | 58 | 24 |
492 | Damned if you do | 1.4077 | 0.03830 | 260 | 172 | 70 | 18 |
493 | We worked for Trump! | 1.4077 | 0.04164 | 260 | 181 | 52 | 27 |
494 | It’s fine. Trump says this will blow over by Summer. | 1.4077 | 0.04129 | 260 | 180 | 54 | 26 |
495 | We don’t normally do Walk-Ins, but seeing that you’re a Lawyer, we’ll make an exception. | 1.4077 | 0.04164 | 260 | 181 | 52 | 27 |
496 | They did say the first day back to work was going to be lit” | 1.4070 | 0.04041 | 258 | 176 | 59 | 23 |
497 | Karen peered into the abyss...2 feet apart, no masks...I suppose they deserve it, she mused. | 1.4070 | 0.04151 | 258 | 179 | 53 | 26 |
498 | On a scale from 0 to 10 it feels like 2020. | 1.4070 | 0.04329 | 258 | 184 | 43 | 31 |
499 | Well they did claim to be New York’s hottest law firm | 1.4070 | 0.03810 | 258 | 170 | 71 | 17 |
500 | What’s there to explain, it’s 2020. | 1.4070 | 0.04187 | 258 | 180 | 51 | 27 |
501 | Welcome to the White House | 1.4070 | 0.04223 | 258 | 181 | 49 | 28 |
502 | Honey! It's not what it looks like. | 1.4062 | 0.04100 | 256 | 176 | 56 | 24 |
503 | You forgot to mute yourself on a Zoom meeting, too? | 1.4061 | 0.04080 | 261 | 180 | 56 | 25 |
504 | The flames aren't as bad as the music | 1.4055 | 0.03809 | 254 | 167 | 71 | 16 |
505 | Come on down. We're cooking the books. | 1.4055 | 0.03930 | 254 | 170 | 65 | 19 |
506 | Would you mind pressing “up?” | 1.4055 | 0.03890 | 254 | 169 | 67 | 18 |
507 | These fire drills are getting out of hand | 1.4054 | 0.03991 | 259 | 176 | 61 | 22 |
508 | They say it's not safe to get in a burning elevator but the government can't tell me what to do | 1.4054 | 0.04102 | 259 | 179 | 55 | 25 |
509 | Then the day came when Barbara’s misgivings about accepting the job with the Dante Elevator Company were confirmed.” | 1.4048 | 0.04259 | 252 | 177 | 48 | 27 |
510 | This is the "took his tweets seriously" section | 1.4048 | 0.04332 | 252 | 179 | 44 | 29 |
511 | I'll be damned before I take the stairs! | 1.4048 | 0.04146 | 252 | 174 | 54 | 24 |
512 | Circle Four. Lobbyists. Going down. | 1.4046 | 0.03958 | 262 | 178 | 62 | 22 |
513 | Don’t worry! The other car stops on Purgatory. | 1.4040 | 0.04052 | 250 | 170 | 59 | 21 |
514 | Apparently the P stands for Purgatory not Penthouse. | 1.4040 | 0.03721 | 250 | 177 | 51 | 22 |
515 | When you said working downstairs is hell, I thought you meant it figuratively. | 1.4039 | 0.03917 | 255 | 171 | 65 | 19 |
516 | We pressed 'Fire Dept.' and now we're too scared to try anything else" | 1.4039 | 0.04034 | 255 | 174 | 59 | 22 |
517 | Yes, this is the fire exit. | 1.4039 | 0.03917 | 255 | 171 | 65 | 19 |
518 | No, sorry, we are not headed up... | 1.4039 | 0.04184 | 255 | 178 | 50 | 26 |
519 | Well, it was either eternal damnation or the stairs. | 1.4024 | 0.04117 | 251 | 173 | 55 | 23 |
520 | It started when we cooked the books. | 1.4024 | 0.03836 | 251 | 168 | 66 | 17 |
521 | Now that you've broken the glass ceiling, you may advance to your next challenge. | 1.4016 | 0.04101 | 249 | 171 | 56 | 22 |
522 | We were expecting the new White House press secretary. | 1.4016 | 0.04256 | 249 | 175 | 48 | 26 |
523 | Thanks to her foresight and a few reasonably priced products on Amazon, that was the last time anyone at the office failed to hold the door for Karen.” | 1.4008 | 0.04468 | 247 | 179 | 37 | 31 |
524 | Sorry guys, this was the only way we could re-open the economy | 1.4008 | 0.04203 | 247 | 172 | 51 | 24 |
525 | Not yet. But eventually, all corporate lawyers get here" | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 247 | 171 | 53 | 23 |
526 | Hurry Kellyanne, this is the only one that stops at the 9th circle of hell! | 1.4008 | 0.04319 | 247 | 175 | 45 | 27 |
527 | You weren't kidding, Human Resources IS hell on earth. | 1.4008 | 0.03877 | 247 | 164 | 67 | 16 |
528 | I feel like I'm spending too much time just putting out fires. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 247 | 171 | 53 | 23 |
529 | We don't mind the heat, but the Muzak is stuck on Guy Lombardo. | 1.4008 | 0.04124 | 247 | 170 | 55 | 22 |
530 | We dared to suggest unionizing. | 1.4008 | 0.04280 | 247 | 174 | 47 | 26 |
531 | And they said we were ready to reopen the business | 1.4008 | 0.04026 | 252 | 172 | 59 | 21 |
532 | Because a handbasket is soooo 20th century. | 1.4000 | 0.04106 | 245 | 168 | 56 | 21 |
533 | Did you vote for a Republican lift? | 1.3984 | 0.04173 | 246 | 171 | 52 | 23 |
534 | We’re going down to protest the Stay at Home order, you in?” | 1.3983 | 0.04356 | 241 | 171 | 44 | 26 |
535 | Not that different, really. Picture an all-staff meeting, but Perry from accounting is the only one speaking. And it goes on forever.” | 1.3983 | 0.04069 | 241 | 164 | 58 | 19 |
536 | Did you deem elevator maintenance nonessential Karen?” | 1.3983 | 0.04194 | 241 | 167 | 52 | 22 |
537 | Tell the boss that we're all very much looking forward to seeing him again. | 1.3983 | 0.04316 | 241 | 170 | 46 | 25 |
538 | You never know where you'll run into an old flame. | 1.3983 | 0.04026 | 241 | 163 | 60 | 18 |
539 | This is Legal. Marketing is two circles down. | 1.3983 | 0.04194 | 241 | 167 | 52 | 22 |
540 | We used "impact" as a verb. | 1.3983 | 0.03983 | 241 | 162 | 62 | 17 |
541 | We told you we’d see you in Hell, Karen. | 1.3975 | 0.03991 | 244 | 165 | 61 | 18 |
542 | It's a little hot, but it kills the coronavirus. | 1.3975 | 0.04116 | 244 | 168 | 55 | 21 |
543 | I told you "I'll see you in hell" and I meant it. | 1.3975 | 0.04277 | 244 | 172 | 47 | 25 |
544 | you’re really bringing your work?” | 1.3975 | 0.04219 | 239 | 166 | 50 | 22 |
545 | You seemed eager to get in when you shouted for us to hold the elevator. | 1.3975 | 0.04301 | 239 | 168 | 47 | 24 |
546 | This is the express elevator to the West Wing. | 1.3975 | 0.04382 | 239 | 170 | 43 | 26 |
547 | Oh hi Cynthia I guess I really was a bastard. | 1.3975 | 0.04219 | 239 | 166 | 51 | 22 |
548 | Well there you have it, the lazy Americans who still can't take the stairs in case of a fire. | 1.3966 | 0.04243 | 237 | 165 | 50 | 22 |
549 | Don’t worry, it’s for the good of the economy | 1.3958 | 0.04327 | 240 | 170 | 45 | 25 |
550 | This is really not as bad as are the briefings in the oval office! | 1.3958 | 0.04327 | 240 | 170 | 45 | 25 |
551 | Turns out purgatory is just being stuck between floors 10 and 11" | 1.3957 | 0.04226 | 235 | 163 | 51 | 21 |
552 | It’s OK, get in! All Trump Tower elevators do this now. The President ordered it after finding that fire had a 100% coronavirus kill rate.” | 1.3957 | 0.04395 | 235 | 167 | 43 | 25 |
553 | Make room for my divorce lawyer. | 1.3957 | 0.04226 | 235 | 163 | 51 | 21 |
554 | Well, TECHNICALLY it's a lift, but I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you. | 1.3957 | 0.04095 | 235 | 160 | 57 | 18 |
555 | No, you don't have to wear a mask. | 1.3957 | 0.04183 | 235 | 162 | 53 | 20 |
556 | What did you expect at 666 Fifth Avenue? | 1.3957 | 0.04226 | 235 | 163 | 51 | 21 |
557 | Join the Trump party! | 1.3957 | 0.04436 | 235 | 168 | 41 | 26 |
558 | "You may be over dressed, Judy" | 1.3950 | 0.04271 | 238 | 167 | 48 | 23 |
559 | People over profits, Sally .... don’t make our mistake! | 1.3950 | 0.04101 | 238 | 163 | 56 | 19 |
560 | Our whole Department was given the shaft. | 1.3950 | 0.04014 | 238 | 161 | 60 | 17 |
561 | It was this or high water. | 1.3950 | 0.04058 | 238 | 162 | 58 | 18 |
562 | Would you hit the “up” please? | 1.3950 | 0.04058 | 238 | 162 | 58 | 18 |
563 | The elevator should be just about sanitized. | 1.3950 | 0.04144 | 238 | 164 | 54 | 20 |
564 | No, you're in hell too, just in management. | 1.3950 | 0.04144 | 238 | 164 | 54 | 20 |
565 | We pushed the button that said, "good intentions". | 1.3950 | 0.04144 | 238 | 164 | 53 | 20 |
566 | It's quicker and more comfortable than in a handbasket. | 1.3950 | 0.04014 | 238 | 161 | 60 | 17 |
567 | That’s OK - I’ll wait for the next one. | 1.3941 | 0.04168 | 236 | 163 | 53 | 20 |
568 | Take the stairwell to heaven | 1.3941 | 0.03216 | 236 | 176 | 40 | 20 |
569 | Don't push the Up button, unless you want to raise hell. | 1.3935 | 0.04536 | 216 | 153 | 41 | 22 |
570 | I microwaved some fish in the break room. What are you here for? | 1.3933 | 0.04297 | 239 | 169 | 46 | 24 |
571 | Susan’s staff quickly grew tired of her team building activities. | 1.3932 | 0.04192 | 234 | 162 | 52 | 20 |
572 | Is that the whole Trump administration? | 1.3932 | 0.04192 | 234 | 162 | 52 | 20 |
573 | On the bright side, we are all naked. | 1.3932 | 0.03921 | 234 | 156 | 64 | 14 |
574 | Oh, sorry...for heaven, you need to take the stairway. | 1.3932 | 0.04279 | 234 | 164 | 48 | 22 |
575 | It's the hellevator. | 1.3932 | 0.04104 | 234 | 160 | 56 | 18 |
576 | Sorry, we're not accepting any more lawyers. | 1.3932 | 0.04148 | 234 | 161 | 54 | 19 |
577 | Y'know, working from home really wasn't that bad | 1.3932 | 0.04406 | 234 | 166 | 42 | 25 |
578 | Down is hell, up is corporate. Take your pick. | 1.3922 | 0.04036 | 232 | 157 | 59 | 16 |
579 | Heaven? Try the stairway. | 1.3906 | 0.04158 | 233 | 161 | 53 | 19 |
580 | It's not pleasant, but it still beats taking the stairs in heels. | 1.3906 | 0.04113 | 233 | 160 | 55 | 18 |
581 | We’re on our break; the non-smoking elevator is on the right | 1.3904 | 0.04176 | 228 | 157 | 53 | 18 |
582 | Oh, Hell. | 1.3904 | 0.04268 | 228 | 159 | 49 | 20 |
583 | The new office manager takes fire drills very seriously | 1.3904 | 0.03889 | 228 | 151 | 65 | 12 |
584 | - “going down I presume” | 1.3904 | 0.04357 | 228 | 161 | 45 | 22 |
585 | Always use the stairs in case of fire. | 1.3904 | 0.04313 | 228 | 160 | 47 | 21 |
586 | Bad news, Susan. You're fired. | 1.3904 | 0.04176 | 228 | 157 | 53 | 18 |
587 | There's a stairway to heaven across the hall. | 1.3904 | 0.04401 | 228 | 162 | 43 | 23 |
588 | Someone accidentally pushed 6 three times! | 1.3904 | 0.04222 | 228 | 158 | 51 | 19 |
589 | Seriously, don't push the down button. | 1.3904 | 0.04176 | 228 | 157 | 53 | 18 |
590 | If you’re another expert headed for the Oval Office, we should talk. | 1.3904 | 0.04357 | 228 | 161 | 45 | 22 |
591 | This one's for executives only. | 1.3904 | 0.04357 | 228 | 161 | 45 | 22 |
592 | Where in hell do want to go? | 1.3896 | 0.04315 | 231 | 163 | 46 | 22 |
593 | I can see up your skirt, which is also why I am here. | 1.3896 | 0.04227 | 231 | 161 | 50 | 20 |
594 | The President says that high heat kills the corona virus. | 1.3896 | 0.04444 | 231 | 166 | 40 | 25 |
595 | Yes, this is the elevator of good intentions | 1.3896 | 0.04182 | 231 | 160 | 52 | 19 |
596 | In here we can't social distance but the flames should kill the virus. | 1.3896 | 0.04182 | 231 | 160 | 52 | 19 |
597 | MAGA rally? . . . downstairs! | 1.3896 | 0.04402 | 231 | 165 | 42 | 24 |
598 | Not to point fingers, but you really should only be two people in the elevator at a time during these times!” | 1.3894 | 0.04339 | 226 | 159 | 46 | 21 |
599 | 2020 in a nutshell” | 1.3894 | 0.04293 | 226 | 158 | 48 | 20 |
600 | I say, might you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3894 | 0.03960 | 226 | 153 | 59 | 14 |
601 | End of November Betsy DeVos Staff Party | 1.3894 | 0.04339 | 226 | 159 | 46 | 21 |
602 | This time we’re testing Trump’s theory before the press conference. | 1.3894 | 0.04339 | 226 | 159 | 46 | 21 |
603 | you will be fine, it is all a hoax | 1.3894 | 0.03910 | 226 | 160 | 48 | 18 |
604 | See you in hell. | 1.3894 | 0.04058 | 226 | 153 | 58 | 15 |
605 | Meeting Trump? | 1.3894 | 0.04729 | 226 | 168 | 28 | 30 |
606 | Would you be so kind as to push the up bouton?” | 1.3894 | 0.02830 | 226 | 159 | 57 | 10 |
607 | Oh, this is the sixth level, lawyers are on seven... | 1.3894 | 0.04247 | 226 | 157 | 50 | 19 |
608 | This one's stuck again, but you can always take the hand basket. | 1.3894 | 0.04517 | 226 | 163 | 38 | 25 |
609 | Meeting in person again would be fun, they said. No more masks and distancing, they said. | 1.3894 | 0.04293 | 226 | 158 | 48 | 20 |
610 | No, this is the second circle. You want the fifth circle. | 1.3894 | 0.04247 | 226 | 157 | 50 | 19 |
611 | I've had a change of attitude about respect for women, Ms. God. | 1.3894 | 0.04645 | 226 | 166 | 32 | 28 |
612 | It’s ok, the music surprisingly distracts you from the fire.” | 1.3886 | 0.04252 | 229 | 160 | 49 | 20 |
613 | And remember - we’re all in this together!” | 1.3884 | 0.04273 | 224 | 156 | 49 | 19 |
614 | Hmmm. Turns out working here really is Hell. | 1.3884 | 0.04226 | 224 | 155 | 51 | 18 |
615 | So, is this Hell or just a continuation of Trump's America? | 1.3884 | 0.04457 | 224 | 160 | 41 | 23 |
616 | You’re not wearing panties. | 1.3884 | 0.03264 | 224 | 167 | 39 | 18 |
617 | It's the helevator, it only goes down. | 1.3884 | 0.04457 | 224 | 160 | 41 | 23 |
618 | Work has been hell today” | 1.3879 | 0.04168 | 232 | 161 | 52 | 19 |
619 | Maybe working remotely and home schooling the kids was the better option. | 1.3877 | 0.04323 | 227 | 160 | 46 | 21 |
620 | Yes, we're going down, but at least the market is going up | 1.3874 | 0.04252 | 222 | 154 | 50 | 18 |
621 | This floor is legal. You want 665. | 1.3874 | 0.04299 | 222 | 155 | 48 | 19 |
622 | Maybe it’d help if you stopped calling us the coworkers from hell. | 1.3874 | 0.04346 | 222 | 156 | 46 | 20 |
623 | It's a lot faster than a handbasket. | 1.3874 | 0.04155 | 222 | 152 | 54 | 16 |
624 | I told you you’d regret voting for Trump... | 1.3867 | 0.04440 | 225 | 161 | 41 | 23 |
625 | So, you pressed ‘Reply All’ on that corporate email too? Come on in.” | 1.3864 | 0.04278 | 220 | 153 | 49 | 18 |
626 | It could be worse. We could be trapped with our families at home. | 1.3864 | 0.04129 | 220 | 150 | 55 | 15 |
627 | Hell of a commute | 1.3864 | 0.03816 | 220 | 144 | 67 | 9 |
628 | I didn't realize being fired at this company was so literal. | 1.3864 | 0.04421 | 220 | 156 | 43 | 21 |
629 | If you’re going down, it’ll be an eternity. | 1.3864 | 0.04278 | 220 | 153 | 49 | 18 |
630 | I'll just use the stairs. | 1.3864 | 0.04179 | 220 | 151 | 53 | 16 |
631 | It’s only going down, if you think it’s going down” | 1.3860 | 0.04077 | 228 | 156 | 56 | 16 |
632 | Turns out B stands for “Beelzebub”. | 1.3853 | 0.04205 | 218 | 150 | 52 | 16 |
633 | “Have you seen Larry from maintenance?” | 1.3853 | 0.03891 | 218 | 144 | 64 | 10 |
634 | Don’t worry, Jan! The government said we’re safe!” | 1.3853 | 0.04353 | 218 | 153 | 46 | 19 |
635 | Oh, I’ll just attend the meeting via Zoom | 1.3853 | 0.03945 | 218 | 150 | 54 | 14 |
636 | What are you doing after life? | 1.3853 | 0.04255 | 218 | 151 | 50 | 17 |
637 | So it is true...You can go to hell and back. | 1.3853 | 0.03945 | 218 | 145 | 62 | 11 |
638 | Lady, could you call the Fire Department before all Hell breaks loose? | 1.3853 | 0.04103 | 218 | 148 | 56 | 14 |
639 | This one takes an eternity. | 1.3853 | 0.04449 | 218 | 155 | 42 | 21 |
640 | Trust me. Take the next! | 1.3853 | 0.04401 | 218 | 154 | 44 | 20 |
641 | Recommend you take the stairway to heaven" | 1.3846 | 0.04497 | 221 | 159 | 39 | 23 |
642 | You might want to take the next one. This is for Wall Street only. | 1.3843 | 0.04230 | 216 | 149 | 51 | 16 |
643 | It's ok, we've reached the right temperature to kill the virus in here!" | 1.3843 | 0.03968 | 216 | 144 | 61 | 11 |
644 | Is this the DeVos Family reunion? I thought you all gathered last week in the state capitols!?” | 1.3843 | 0.04380 | 216 | 152 | 45 | 19 |
645 | We landed the NRA account. | 1.3843 | 0.04620 | 216 | 157 | 35 | 24 |
646 | This one's going ALL the way down. | 1.3843 | 0.04478 | 216 | 154 | 41 | 21 |
647 | You wouldn’t happen to have a handbasket, would you? | 1.3836 | 0.04385 | 219 | 154 | 44 | 20 |
648 | Come on in. I think we're through the worst of it." | 1.3829 | 0.04100 | 222 | 152 | 55 | 15 |
649 | Yes this is the good-intentions elevator” | 1.3829 | 0.04198 | 222 | 154 | 51 | 17 |
650 | Everyone here has been fired” | 1.3825 | 0.04240 | 217 | 153 | 46 | 18 |
651 | This years Burning Man — hyper-localized.” | 1.3825 | 0.04265 | 217 | 151 | 49 | 17 |
652 | Next stop Dante's Inferno. | 1.3825 | 0.02781 | 217 | 159 | 46 | 12 |
653 | Hey, Lady! Quick, throw me a handbasket! | 1.3825 | 0.04364 | 217 | 153 | 45 | 19 |
654 | Is the President down there with you? | 1.3825 | 0.04412 | 217 | 154 | 43 | 20 |
655 | Carnal sins? You want the ninth floor. This is accounting. | 1.3825 | 0.04060 | 217 | 147 | 57 | 13 |
656 | Oh, sorry, I'm supposed to be going up" "Yeah, so were we | 1.3825 | 0.04214 | 217 | 150 | 51 | 16 |
657 | Down for the Pro-Trump Liberate America Rally | 1.3814 | 0.04391 | 215 | 152 | 44 | 19 |
658 | Yes, Captain Obvious. We’re going down in flames. | 1.3814 | 0.04291 | 215 | 150 | 48 | 17 |
659 | I don't care about science or what the government says, it's my right as a an American to burn in this elevator! | 1.3814 | 0.04240 | 215 | 149 | 50 | 16 |
660 | HEAT KILLS THE VIRUS! | 1.3814 | 0.04679 | 215 | 158 | 32 | 25 |
661 | Excuse me fellas, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?" | 1.3807 | 0.04491 | 218 | 157 | 39 | 22 |
662 | To Hell with this.” | 1.3807 | 0.04491 | 218 | 157 | 39 | 22 |
663 | We should have voted for you, Hilary, can you save us? | 1.3807 | 0.04396 | 218 | 155 | 43 | 20 |
664 | This is floor 2020...you may want to get on at 2021 instead.” | 1.3796 | 0.04472 | 216 | 155 | 40 | 21 |
665 | It was at that moment Emily realized it might be better to shelter in place | 1.3791 | 0.04022 | 211 | 142 | 58 | 11 |
666 | Abandon all hope; and please stand clear of the closing doors. | 1.3791 | 0.04187 | 211 | 145 | 52 | 14 |
667 | Gladys, they fired you too?! | 1.3791 | 0.04397 | 211 | 149 | 44 | 18 |
668 | This is the express elevator. West Wing and Cabinet members only. | 1.3790 | 0.04657 | 219 | 162 | 31 | 26 |
669 | Are you the new White House Press Secretary? I’ll see you to your office.” | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
670 | Don’t worry, it’s just like the flu” | 1.3785 | 0.04402 | 214 | 152 | 43 | 19 |
671 | Relax Karen, it's just a flu | 1.3785 | 0.04402 | 214 | 152 | 43 | 19 |
672 | Don’t worry, guys. One day, like a miracle, it will just disappear!” | 1.3785 | 0.04645 | 214 | 157 | 33 | 24 |
673 | This is the Hellevator. You want the other one. | 1.3785 | 0.04452 | 214 | 153 | 41 | 20 |
674 | Trust me, you want the one that's going up. | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
675 | Yes, we're headed to the Senate Chamber, why? | 1.3785 | 0.04352 | 214 | 151 | 45 | 18 |
676 | He said ‘the heat generally speaking kills this kind of virus.’” | 1.3780 | 0.04425 | 209 | 148 | 43 | 18 |
677 | Yeah but it’s a dry heat... | 1.3780 | 0.04373 | 209 | 147 | 45 | 17 |
678 | Has anyone seen POTUS?” | 1.3780 | 0.04477 | 209 | 149 | 41 | 19 |
679 | Ugh! Did I press H instead of L again?” | 1.3780 | 0.04373 | 209 | 147 | 45 | 17 |
680 | Sorry, this is the express for the Trump Administration. | 1.3780 | 0.04579 | 209 | 151 | 37 | 21 |
681 | Going up? I wish! | 1.3780 | 0.04102 | 209 | 142 | 55 | 12 |
682 | Yes. All the way. | 1.3774 | 0.04224 | 212 | 147 | 50 | 15 |
683 | What the hell? | 1.3768 | 0.04558 | 207 | 149 | 37 | 20 |
684 | Next time, have Janet in I.T. set up the firewall.” | 1.3768 | 0.04348 | 207 | 145 | 46 | 16 |
685 | Oh Dave, this is what happens when one drinks bleach and then toots in tight spaces. | 1.3768 | 0.04857 | 207 | 155 | 26 | 26 |
686 | I’d rather go to hell than take the stairs in these heels” | 1.3768 | 0.04454 | 207 | 147 | 42 | 18 |
687 | We are essential workers; every day it’s to hell and back. | 1.3768 | 0.04401 | 207 | 146 | 44 | 17 |
688 | I want you to handle my appeal. | 1.3768 | 0.04126 | 207 | 141 | 54 | 12 |
689 | We could use a woman scorned. | 1.3768 | 0.04558 | 207 | 149 | 38 | 20 |
690 | We don't belong here. We were shafted. | 1.3768 | 0.04348 | 207 | 145 | 46 | 16 |
691 | Sorry You have to take the stairway to get to heaven | 1.3768 | 0.04069 | 207 | 140 | 56 | 11 |
692 | I'd tell you to watch your step but that ship has sailed. | 1.3768 | 0.04294 | 207 | 144 | 48 | 15 |
693 | Sorry. We have plenty of lawyers. | 1.3768 | 0.04183 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
694 | Can you tell security there's a metaphor stuck between floors. | 1.3756 | 0.04321 | 205 | 143 | 47 | 15 |
695 | Thank God, we've been stuck down here, like forever | 1.3756 | 0.04152 | 205 | 140 | 53 | 12 |
696 | Is this the re-penthouse suite? | 1.3756 | 0.04793 | 205 | 152 | 29 | 24 |
697 | Yes, this is the special elevator for those who won't wear masks. | 1.3756 | 0.04484 | 205 | 146 | 41 | 18 |
698 | See you soon. | 1.3744 | 0.03998 | 203 | 146 | 42 | 15 |
699 | Can you let Allan know that I won’t be in the budget meeting? | 1.3744 | 0.04459 | 203 | 144 | 42 | 17 |
700 | “‘Push all the buttons’ they said. ‘It will be fun’ they said...” | 1.3744 | 0.04404 | 203 | 143 | 44 | 16 |
701 | The stairway goes to heaven. | 1.3744 | 0.04514 | 203 | 145 | 40 | 18 |
702 | Yeah, well, wait till you see the stairs. | 1.3744 | 0.03937 | 203 | 135 | 60 | 8 |
703 | That's right, the Ninth Circle, the Eighth Circle is full. | 1.3744 | 0.04349 | 203 | 142 | 46 | 15 |
704 | The administration said fire extinguishers were on the way. | 1.3744 | 0.04459 | 203 | 144 | 42 | 17 |
705 | It's a common mistake. The 'H' is silent. | 1.3744 | 0.04349 | 203 | 142 | 46 | 15 |
706 | Right this way to see the president. | 1.3744 | 0.04927 | 203 | 153 | 24 | 26 |
707 | On the other hand, now I know what the red button does. | 1.3744 | 0.04459 | 203 | 144 | 42 | 17 |
708 | There's room for one more lawyer. | 1.3744 | 0.04404 | 203 | 143 | 44 | 16 |
709 | Please , please take the Stairway to Heaven | 1.3744 | 0.04567 | 203 | 146 | 38 | 19 |
710 | "Only some are flames. The rest are shark fins." | 1.3738 | 0.04518 | 206 | 148 | 39 | 19 |
711 | No thank you I’ll be going to hell in a hand basket | 1.3738 | 0.04466 | 206 | 147 | 41 | 18 |
712 | It's not so bad, really, except for the music. | 1.3738 | 0.04248 | 206 | 143 | 49 | 14 |
713 | We heard you’re an expert in trial by fire. | 1.3738 | 0.04358 | 206 | 145 | 45 | 16 |
714 | No. Does it really look to you like we’re going up? | 1.3738 | 0.04248 | 206 | 143 | 49 | 14 |
715 | Elevator at The White House. | 1.3737 | 0.04650 | 198 | 142 | 36 | 19 |
716 | I think I'll remote in to that next meeting. | 1.3731 | 0.04489 | 201 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
717 | People say “Go to hell!” like it’s a bad thing, but hey, at least we got out of the house. | 1.3731 | 0.04433 | 201 | 142 | 43 | 16 |
718 | New White House intern’s first day. | 1.3731 | 0.04679 | 201 | 149 | 30 | 22 |
719 | This is the sixth circle, you'll need to head to the eigth circle to find Fox News. | 1.3731 | 0.04599 | 201 | 145 | 37 | 19 |
720 | We tried bleach but it is the heat that indeed kills the virus. | 1.3731 | 0.04489 | 201 | 143 | 41 | 17 |
721 | Huh - who knew there were elevators in the White House. | 1.3731 | 0.04544 | 201 | 144 | 39 | 18 |
722 | Trump said it would prevent and cure Covid-19! And he's a perfect genius! | 1.3731 | 0.04913 | 201 | 151 | 25 | 25 |
723 | But our leader said that heat will kill the virus. | 1.3731 | 0.04291 | 201 | 142 | 44 | 15 |
724 | We voted Republican last election. | 1.3731 | 0.04652 | 201 | 146 | 35 | 20 |
725 | New safety measure... someone coughed in here. | 1.3731 | 0.04143 | 201 | 137 | 53 | 11 |
726 | This is the Express; there's no stop at Purgatory. | 1.3731 | 0.04203 | 201 | 143 | 43 | 15 |
727 | On the plus side, it's a virus-free zone. | 1.3731 | 0.04262 | 201 | 139 | 49 | 13 |
728 | Over time, Judith noticed the building was turning into a real hell hole. | 1.3725 | 0.04275 | 204 | 141 | 48 | 14 |
729 | Give us 3 minutes. We're making a Tiktok." | 1.3725 | 0.04102 | 204 | 139 | 54 | 11 |
730 | They told me it was going up! | 1.3725 | 0.04387 | 204 | 144 | 44 | 16 |
731 | Just be sure to hit the button with your elbow! | 1.3725 | 0.04331 | 204 | 143 | 46 | 15 |
732 | Yes, no masks in Hell and we're closer than six feet. | 1.3725 | 0.04441 | 204 | 145 | 42 | 17 |
733 | Welcome to the Executive Committee! | 1.3713 | 0.04471 | 202 | 144 | 41 | 17 |
734 | Yes, going down. Way down. | 1.3713 | 0.04415 | 202 | 143 | 43 | 16 |
735 | It’ll be a bit for the next one. It’s getting a little crowded down here. | 1.3707 | 0.04258 | 205 | 143 | 48 | 14 |
736 | Help! This guy just coughed into his hand! | 1.3706 | 0.04376 | 197 | 138 | 45 | 14 |
737 | I think you're looking for Accounting. This one's headed to Legal. | 1.3706 | 0.04133 | 197 | 134 | 53 | 10 |
738 | What did you expect—a handbasket? | 1.3706 | 0.04493 | 197 | 140 | 41 | 16 |
739 | I thought Trump's new Coronavirus solution started next week. | 1.3700 | 0.04182 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
740 | Is this the elevator straight to hell or to accounting? | 1.3700 | 0.04272 | 200 | 139 | 48 | 13 |
741 | First day?” | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
742 | My advice? Take the stairway to Paradise on the other side of the lobby. | 1.3700 | 0.04212 | 200 | 138 | 50 | 12 |
743 | It's the awkward silence that's killing me. | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
744 | No mask? Step right in. | 1.3700 | 0.04212 | 200 | 138 | 50 | 12 |
745 | Okay who farted? | 1.3700 | 0.04927 | 200 | 151 | 24 | 25 |
746 | It would have been nice if you clarified what you meant by 'making sacrifices'. | 1.3700 | 0.04501 | 200 | 143 | 40 | 17 |
747 | No, this is the 8th circle. Greed is on four. | 1.3700 | 0.04501 | 200 | 143 | 40 | 17 |
748 | "You might wanna wait for the next one." | 1.3692 | 0.04284 | 195 | 135 | 48 | 12 |
749 | It’s fine. We’re fine. I’m fine. | 1.3692 | 0.04284 | 195 | 135 | 48 | 12 |
750 | Don’t press the emergency fire button - it’s not what you think | 1.3692 | 0.04405 | 195 | 137 | 44 | 14 |
751 | You might want to take the Stairway to Heaven to your left. | 1.3692 | 0.04465 | 195 | 138 | 42 | 15 |
752 | The heat and flames you get used to...but that damn alarm... | 1.3692 | 0.02146 | 195 | 149 | 36 | 10 |
753 | We have a special place here for accountants. | 1.3692 | 0.04465 | 195 | 138 | 42 | 15 |
754 | First day here at the law firm? | 1.3692 | 0.04221 | 195 | 134 | 50 | 11 |
755 | If only you had forwarded the chain emails | 1.3687 | 0.04531 | 198 | 142 | 39 | 17 |
756 | Miss Grimes! Did you press the ‘Abandon all hope ye who enter here’ button out of simple curiosity as well?” | 1.3687 | 0.04531 | 198 | 142 | 39 | 17 |
757 | No, it's the next one....this is the hellivator | 1.3687 | 0.04698 | 198 | 145 | 33 | 20 |
758 | Are you going down in flames or up in smoke? | 1.3687 | 0.04531 | 198 | 142 | 39 | 17 |
759 | It was actually quite nice until Trump showed up. | 1.3687 | 0.04299 | 198 | 138 | 47 | 13 |
760 | The devil is ready for your 2:00 Ms Coulter.” | 1.3679 | 0.04435 | 193 | 136 | 43 | 14 |
761 | “we were just trying Trump’s last tip” | 1.3679 | 0.04614 | 193 | 139 | 37 | 17 |
762 | Just extreme heat kills the virus, didn't you know that?" | 1.3679 | 0.04248 | 193 | 133 | 49 | 11 |
763 | Deborah suddenly realized she could burn calories by taking the elevator after all | 1.3679 | 0.04248 | 193 | 133 | 49 | 11 |
764 | Excuse me, miss. Is it safe to climb back into the frying pan?" | 1.3679 | 0.04311 | 193 | 134 | 47 | 12 |
765 | New pandemic guidelines. You must be engulfed in cleansing fire to ride the elevator.” | 1.3679 | 0.04672 | 193 | 140 | 35 | 18 |
766 | Hop on! Hell is way better than 2020." | 1.3679 | 0.04555 | 193 | 138 | 39 | 16 |
767 | I didn’t know this is what they meant by ‘millions of US workers fired.’ ” | 1.3679 | 0.04729 | 193 | 141 | 33 | 19 |
768 | Oh hell, I guess I’ll take the stairs. | 1.3679 | 0.04435 | 193 | 136 | 43 | 14 |
769 | Ground floor? Sorry, we’re going all the way down. | 1.3679 | 0.04374 | 193 | 135 | 45 | 13 |
770 | The fire service button isn't what you think it is | 1.3679 | 0.04404 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
771 | Carol, horrified at the sight, witnessed four people in the elevator not wearing masks or social distancing. | 1.3679 | 0.04672 | 193 | 140 | 35 | 18 |
772 | You're right. There was a New Yorker cartoon involving an elevator just last month. | 1.3679 | 0.04374 | 193 | 135 | 45 | 13 |
773 | No, I'm sorry, we're going down. | 1.3679 | 0.04374 | 193 | 135 | 45 | 13 |
774 | Hi Janice. Did you get fired too? | 1.3679 | 0.04119 | 193 | 131 | 53 | 9 |
775 | Heavenators are on the other side of the lobby. | 1.3679 | 0.04842 | 193 | 143 | 29 | 21 |
776 | Portal to Hell? Worse, accounting. | 1.3679 | 0.04435 | 193 | 136 | 43 | 14 |
777 | Better this than the tubas. | 1.3679 | 0.04404 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
778 | Thanks, but I’m waiting for the hand basket. | 1.3679 | 0.04555 | 193 | 138 | 39 | 16 |
779 | It all started when I asked for a plastic bag at Whole Foods" | 1.3673 | 0.04327 | 196 | 137 | 46 | 13 |
780 | Legally I’m still gonna have to take your temperature” | 1.3673 | 0.04562 | 196 | 141 | 38 | 17 |
781 | Up?! Are you kidding? | 1.3673 | 0.04327 | 196 | 137 | 46 | 13 |
782 | You know, there's a special circle in Hell reserved for people who push both the up and down buttons. | 1.3673 | 0.04327 | 196 | 137 | 46 | 13 |
783 | You think YOUR life is a living hell? | 1.3673 | 0.04204 | 196 | 135 | 50 | 11 |
784 | I told you this would happen when you went to work at the White House | 1.3668 | 0.04398 | 199 | 141 | 43 | 15 |
785 | We're the recently deceased members of Trumps' cabinet on our way to our well earned reward. | 1.3668 | 0.04512 | 199 | 143 | 39 | 17 |
786 | I mean, when you accept a position in the Department of Education, you know what you’re getting into. | 1.3660 | 0.03101 | 194 | 146 | 36 | 12 |
787 | Are you going up or down in flames? | 1.3660 | 0.04416 | 194 | 137 | 43 | 14 |
788 | I wouldn’t wait for maintenance. Could take an eternity. | 1.3660 | 0.04476 | 194 | 138 | 41 | 15 |
789 | Well, I guess it beats a hand basket. | 1.3660 | 0.04709 | 194 | 142 | 33 | 19 |
790 | The wait is an eternity | 1.3660 | 0.04262 | 194 | 137 | 44 | 13 |
791 | When they said getting back to work would be hell, they weren't kidding. | 1.3660 | 0.04231 | 194 | 134 | 49 | 11 |
792 | They assured us it was safe to go back to work! | 1.3660 | 0.04416 | 194 | 137 | 43 | 14 |
793 | Was there a new CDC guideline released this morning? | 1.3655 | 0.04248 | 197 | 137 | 48 | 12 |
794 | We're working from home. What about you? | 1.3651 | 0.04304 | 189 | 131 | 47 | 11 |
795 | Everything is fine, just getting used to the new normal." | 1.3646 | 0.04446 | 192 | 136 | 42 | 14 |
796 | Let me guess, going down?" | 1.3646 | 0.04193 | 192 | 132 | 50 | 10 |
797 | Are you standing at least 6 feet apart? | 1.3646 | 0.04507 | 192 | 137 | 39 | 15 |
798 | Hell is other people...in the elevator. | 1.3646 | 0.04567 | 192 | 138 | 38 | 16 |
799 | Karen's day became awkward when she unexpectedly found the straight to hell elevator she'd been joking about for years. | 1.3646 | 0.04446 | 192 | 136 | 42 | 14 |
800 | This hurts-on so many levels.... | 1.3646 | 0.04685 | 192 | 140 | 34 | 18 |
801 | The circle of Hell for Lawyers is two floors down. | 1.3646 | 0.04507 | 192 | 137 | 40 | 15 |
802 | If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone down with me." | 1.3641 | 0.04457 | 195 | 139 | 41 | 15 |
803 | didn't we match on tinder? | 1.3641 | 0.03853 | 195 | 144 | 38 | 13 |
804 | Sorry. This elevator is reserved for the human resources department. | 1.3641 | 0.04516 | 195 | 140 | 39 | 16 |
805 | You don't seem appreciative that we held the door for you. | 1.3641 | 0.04086 | 195 | 133 | 53 | 9 |
806 | It was at this moment that Sharon realized that her coworkers make her life a living hell. | 1.3636 | 0.04463 | 187 | 132 | 42 | 13 |
807 | Sorry, just for homeschooling parents | 1.3636 | 0.04652 | 187 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
808 | Huh! Is this the new sanitization process suggested by the president? | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 187 | 134 | 38 | 15 |
809 | So you never thought to ask how our stock just keeps going up and up? | 1.3636 | 0.03608 | 187 | 135 | 42 | 10 |
810 | We were warned there would be hell to pay if we lost the Williams account! | 1.3636 | 0.04332 | 187 | 130 | 46 | 11 |
811 | vote !!!! | 1.3636 | 0.04527 | 187 | 133 | 40 | 14 |
812 | You want the up elevator. | 1.3636 | 0.04332 | 187 | 130 | 46 | 11 |
813 | I see you're deemed an essential worker now, welcome back." | 1.3632 | 0.04413 | 190 | 134 | 43 | 13 |
814 | Welcome back from furlough, hop in and we’ll get you caught up” | 1.3632 | 0.04599 | 190 | 137 | 37 | 16 |
815 | Turns out "Hellevator" wasn't a typo after all. | 1.3632 | 0.04538 | 190 | 136 | 39 | 15 |
816 | Hell or 2020?” | 1.3632 | 0.04285 | 190 | 132 | 47 | 11 |
817 | In hindsight, working from home wasn’t so bad.” | 1.3632 | 0.04350 | 190 | 133 | 45 | 12 |
818 | Hold the door! It's Esther from COMPLIANCE! | 1.3632 | 0.04476 | 190 | 135 | 41 | 14 |
819 | Ah, floor 2020, I see.” | 1.3632 | 0.04599 | 190 | 137 | 37 | 16 |
820 | I guess I just assumed it was a metaphor” | 1.3632 | 0.04476 | 190 | 135 | 41 | 14 |
821 | Remember your training Susan. It's never ok to refer to co-workers as 'hot' | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
822 | On second thought maybe I’ll work from home” | 1.3632 | 0.04476 | 190 | 135 | 41 | 14 |
823 | “We are looking to add a woman scorned.” | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
824 | Mondays...amirite?” | 1.3632 | 0.04413 | 190 | 134 | 43 | 13 |
825 | I'd love to talk to you about an opportunity to make some easy money. | 1.3632 | 0.04220 | 190 | 133 | 46 | 11 |
826 | The highway to hell was closed. | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
827 | You work for Trump? And I thought we were in hell!" | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
828 | Hmm... I always thought it would be in a hand basket. | 1.3632 | 0.04476 | 190 | 135 | 41 | 14 |
829 | This is the lawyer express elevator. Investment banking is the one to your immediate right. | 1.3632 | 0.04476 | 190 | 135 | 41 | 14 |
830 | Yeah, we're going down. | 1.3632 | 0.04220 | 190 | 131 | 49 | 10 |
831 | Well, Trump said it would work, so ... | 1.3632 | 0.04413 | 190 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
832 | It should be obvious where we’re going, | 1.3632 | 0.04413 | 190 | 134 | 43 | 13 |
833 | We got the shaft. | 1.3632 | 0.04285 | 190 | 132 | 47 | 11 |
834 | It turns out Hell ISN'T other people..." | 1.3632 | 0.04285 | 190 | 132 | 47 | 11 |
835 | It’s true what they say: you shouldn’t light a fart on fire in an elevator. | 1.3632 | 0.04413 | 190 | 134 | 43 | 13 |
836 | Welcome to 2020! | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 193 | 137 | 42 | 14 |
837 | The stairs are usually paved with better intentions | 1.3627 | 0.04606 | 193 | 140 | 36 | 17 |
838 | Do you think you might have time to get us some bottled water? | 1.3627 | 0.04303 | 193 | 135 | 46 | 12 |
839 | Yes, Good Intentions are on this floor. | 1.3627 | 0.04176 | 193 | 133 | 50 | 10 |
840 | Weve just gone to hell and back. | 1.3627 | 0.04176 | 193 | 133 | 50 | 10 |
841 | Hellevator", not "elevator" | 1.3627 | 0.04487 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
842 | I hear the stairway really did lead to heaven. | 1.3627 | 0.04303 | 193 | 135 | 46 | 12 |
843 | At least I won't have to buy your daughter's Girl Scout cookies this year. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 193 | 137 | 42 | 14 |
844 | Are you people all naked?” | 1.3617 | 0.04692 | 188 | 137 | 34 | 17 |
845 | They were serious about not taking the office supplies home. | 1.3613 | 0.04638 | 191 | 139 | 35 | 17 |
846 | Lawyers - next elevator. It's an Express. | 1.3613 | 0.04202 | 191 | 132 | 49 | 10 |
847 | Can you call Dante and tell him we're stuck in Limbo again? | 1.3608 | 0.04347 | 194 | 137 | 44 | 13 |
848 | What floor is Fox News? | 1.3608 | 0.04868 | 194 | 146 | 26 | 22 |
849 | Skip the interview, trust us." | 1.3602 | 0.04274 | 186 | 129 | 47 | 10 |
850 | So that’s what they meant by ‘in case of fire, use stairs.’” | 1.3602 | 0.04408 | 186 | 131 | 43 | 12 |
851 | "Sorry, this elevator is only for MAGA supporters." | 1.3602 | 0.04757 | 186 | 138 | 28 | 19 |
852 | "Don't worry Covid-19 can't survive fire" | 1.3602 | 0.04342 | 186 | 130 | 45 | 11 |
853 | Hi Claire, I’m John from Recruitment. Got a few minutes?” | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
854 | Well, where the hell do you think we’re going? | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
855 | Yes, We are going down! What does it look like? | 1.3602 | 0.04538 | 186 | 133 | 39 | 14 |
856 | We Replied All. | 1.3602 | 0.04538 | 186 | 133 | 39 | 14 |
857 | I'm looking for a lawyer... | 1.3602 | 0.04726 | 186 | 136 | 33 | 17 |
858 | I pressed "13" by mistake. | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
859 | Yeah, you'll be the best Press Secretary yet. See ya soon. | 1.3602 | 0.04408 | 186 | 131 | 43 | 12 |
860 | Hi, Kellyanne. I'm Bob and this is Carol & Ted & Alice. | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
861 | PLEASE ! Press and hold the UP button. | 1.3602 | 0.04602 | 186 | 134 | 37 | 15 |
862 | Can’t be worse than my divorce. | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
863 | The stairway to heaven is on your right. | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
864 | Did you invest in 666 5th Avenue, too? Not at all what we bargained for. We're heading down to Mr. Kushner's office to raise our objections. Hop on! | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
865 | Heaven? You have to take the stairway... | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
866 | Hit the up button, PLEASE. | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
867 | We never updated the firewall | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
868 | Yes, down. What does it look like? | 1.3602 | 0.04408 | 186 | 131 | 43 | 12 |
869 | The next elevator should be non-smoking. | 1.3602 | 0.04664 | 186 | 135 | 35 | 16 |
870 | I would advise against pressing DOWN. | 1.3602 | 0.04342 | 186 | 130 | 45 | 11 |
871 | Naw - it’s only Heck. | 1.3598 | 0.04424 | 189 | 134 | 42 | 13 |
872 | I regret to inform you we’ve all been fired | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
873 | Before I help you I need to make sure it won't hurt the stock market | 1.3587 | 0.04884 | 184 | 137 | 28 | 19 |
874 | Don’t worry; the flames are six feet apart.” | 1.3587 | 0.04570 | 184 | 132 | 38 | 14 |
875 | Oh so this is why you don’t take the elevator in case of fire | 1.3587 | 0.04438 | 184 | 130 | 42 | 12 |
876 | Do you still want that report on your desk by 9 AM? | 1.3587 | 0.04438 | 184 | 130 | 42 | 12 |
877 | Welcome to hell where everyday is work from home. | 1.3587 | 0.04302 | 184 | 128 | 46 | 10 |
878 | Get in! It’s fine! We are totally past the peak! | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
879 | Don’t look so surprised. It was in the fine print.” | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
880 | Sorry lady, the only room left is for President Trump | 1.3587 | 0.04761 | 184 | 135 | 32 | 17 |
881 | There’s been a hostile takeover at Otis. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
882 | Sure, it's small, but heat and hot water are included. | 1.3587 | 0.04698 | 184 | 134 | 34 | 16 |
883 | Hell? No, just climate change. | 1.3587 | 0.04570 | 184 | 132 | 38 | 14 |
884 | What in hell are you looking at? | 1.3587 | 0.04268 | 184 | 135 | 35 | 14 |
885 | Can you help? No one wants to touch the call button. | 1.3587 | 0.04635 | 184 | 133 | 36 | 15 |
886 | Didn't you get the memo? Work is Hell. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
887 | Cafeteria is on the 3rd floor, this is consultants.. | 1.3587 | 0.03193 | 184 | 144 | 26 | 14 |
888 | I would advise taking the stairs. | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
889 | Your pitch, quickly!” | 1.3583 | 0.04581 | 187 | 135 | 37 | 15 |
890 | Yes, Ma'am, these days Hell is a lot closer than you think. | 1.3583 | 0.04581 | 187 | 135 | 37 | 15 |
891 | I know it's called the Administration from Hell, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3571 | 0.04668 | 182 | 132 | 35 | 15 |
892 | Sorry, looking for the one going up in flames. | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
893 | I knew i should've worked from home today. | 1.3556 | 0.04288 | 180 | 125 | 46 | 9 |
894 | You know what? I'll wait for the next one." | 1.3556 | 0.04768 | 180 | 132 | 32 | 16 |
895 | This is nothing! The past two months were the actual torture. | 1.3556 | 0.04288 | 180 | 125 | 46 | 9 |
896 | Another team building exercise?” | 1.3556 | 0.04768 | 180 | 132 | 32 | 16 |
897 | Oh the stairway to heaven? Two doors down and on your right” | 1.3556 | 0.04360 | 180 | 126 | 44 | 10 |
898 | Do you guys promise not to “reply all” anymore? | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
899 | If you could see fit to get us some marshmallows, that would be just great. | 1.3556 | 0.04430 | 180 | 127 | 42 | 11 |
900 | Are you burning up or burning down? | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
901 | Hello, counselor. Next stop, the ninth circle. | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
902 | Oh Hell, it's out of order again. | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
903 | They really should disable that button. | 1.3556 | 0.04215 | 180 | 124 | 48 | 8 |
904 | Cooperate couldn’t find any disinfecting wipes or hand sanitizer but extreme heat works. | 1.3552 | 0.04647 | 183 | 133 | 35 | 15 |
905 | Up, actually. | 1.3552 | 0.04381 | 183 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
906 | Where is your HandBasket? | 1.3552 | 0.04647 | 183 | 133 | 35 | 15 |
907 | No one had a wipe. We couldn't touch the buttons. | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
908 | A Democrat praised Trump, then all hell broke loose. | 1.3552 | 0.04582 | 183 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
909 | The signs clearly say, "In case of fire, use stairs". | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
910 | This is exactly what it looks like. | 1.3548 | 0.04399 | 186 | 132 | 42 | 12 |
911 | “ after voting for Trump again, the elevator to hell had arrived at her floor.” | 1.3539 | 0.04934 | 178 | 133 | 27 | 18 |
912 | Nobody has been treated worse since Lincoln” | 1.3539 | 0.04998 | 178 | 134 | 25 | 19 |
913 | Looks like it’s going directly to the boss’s office | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
914 | Yes, this is Floor 666. | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
915 | People often make that mistake. This is the HELLAvator | 1.3539 | 0.04804 | 178 | 131 | 31 | 16 |
916 | Got room for one more lawyer? | 1.3539 | 0.04804 | 178 | 131 | 31 | 16 |
917 | The descent to Hell is only for senior management. | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
918 | If I were you, I'd press the 'UP' button. | 1.3539 | 0.04461 | 178 | 126 | 41 | 11 |
919 | Join us We are Trump supporters | 1.3539 | 0.04869 | 178 | 132 | 29 | 17 |
920 | In that moment, Agnes realized that the road to hell isn't paved with good intentions but in fact is an elevator shaft. | 1.3539 | 0.04869 | 178 | 132 | 29 | 17 |
921 | For God's sake, don't hit the down button! | 1.3539 | 0.04389 | 178 | 127 | 40 | 11 |
922 | Going all the way down...I presume. | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
923 | On the up side, if you join us, you get vision and dental, too. | 1.3539 | 0.04242 | 178 | 123 | 47 | 8 |
924 | Down please. I’m looking for the 6th Circle.” | 1.3536 | 0.04410 | 181 | 128 | 42 | 11 |
925 | It's a hellevator - our punishment for making horrible puns" | 1.3536 | 0.04746 | 181 | 133 | 32 | 16 |
926 | The whole office just got fired | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
927 | It's not so bad here. Win us another election, Kellyanne! | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
928 | Not surprisingly, the 10th circle of hell has Muzak. | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
929 | Maintenance said they’d be right back | 1.3536 | 0.04479 | 181 | 129 | 40 | 12 |
930 | Do you really need to ask? Of course we're going down. | 1.3536 | 0.04269 | 181 | 126 | 46 | 9 |
931 | Are you a lawyer? | 1.3536 | 0.04746 | 181 | 133 | 32 | 16 |
932 | The President said fire would be an effective disinfectant so, you know, we thought we could give it a try | 1.3523 | 0.04973 | 176 | 132 | 26 | 18 |
933 | ‘I thought I fired you guys’ | 1.3523 | 0.04564 | 176 | 126 | 38 | 12 |
934 | Oh Hell, I’ll take the next one!” | 1.3523 | 0.04635 | 176 | 127 | 36 | 13 |
935 | Don’t you dare step in here without a mask on, Helen.” | 1.3523 | 0.04773 | 176 | 129 | 32 | 15 |
936 | Oh, I see. Donald’s inferno. I’ll, uh...wait for the next one.” | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
937 | Still better than working in retail | 1.3523 | 0.04420 | 176 | 124 | 42 | 10 |
938 | Wait, if that's Hell, where am I? | 1.3523 | 0.04420 | 176 | 124 | 42 | 10 |
939 | This still beats working from home | 1.3523 | 0.04154 | 176 | 128 | 37 | 11 |
940 | We're lucky, we all got jobs in Hell's Kitchen. | 1.3523 | 0.04635 | 176 | 127 | 36 | 13 |
941 | The Hellevator. “Going down?” | 1.3523 | 0.04773 | 176 | 129 | 32 | 15 |
942 | All I can say is don't annoy the Super. | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
943 | We were bad and we're goin' down | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
944 | So, this is where the Republican souls are hiding! | 1.3523 | 0.04773 | 176 | 129 | 32 | 15 |
945 | There was no sign that says DO NOT USE ELEVATOR IN CASE OF FIRE | 1.3523 | 0.04564 | 176 | 126 | 38 | 12 |
946 | Well, previously you had to pass through an assortment of gates to enter here but for a limited time we're offering a fast track option.... | 1.3523 | 0.04840 | 176 | 130 | 30 | 16 |
947 | So, I assume this one is going down, then? | 1.3520 | 0.04781 | 179 | 132 | 31 | 16 |
948 | Don't worry, we're all in this together | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
949 | Donna, I think hand sanitizer might be flammable.” | 1.3506 | 0.04375 | 174 | 122 | 43 | 9 |
950 | Wow, they were not kidding about the rigorous sanitation procedures. | 1.3506 | 0.04739 | 174 | 127 | 33 | 14 |
951 | No, we’re going up. OF COURSE WE’RE GOING DOWN! | 1.3506 | 0.04809 | 174 | 128 | 31 | 15 |
952 | Up is furloughed. Down is fired. | 1.3506 | 0.04524 | 174 | 124 | 39 | 11 |
953 | Call Dr. Fauci | 1.3506 | 0.04739 | 174 | 127 | 33 | 14 |
954 | So, when did you join the Trump organization? | 1.3506 | 0.04878 | 174 | 129 | 29 | 16 |
955 | It's actually no worse than your meetings." | 1.3506 | 0.04809 | 174 | 128 | 31 | 15 |
956 | It’s not too bad. It’s a dry heat. | 1.3506 | 0.04450 | 174 | 123 | 41 | 10 |
957 | This isn't what we expected when we pressed the Emergency Fire button. | 1.3506 | 0.04878 | 174 | 129 | 29 | 16 |
958 | You'll live longer if you take the stairs. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
959 | I said I wouldn’t even if you were are on fire, Steve, and I meant it! | 1.3506 | 0.04298 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 8 |
960 | You know, that I’ll-just-take-the-next-one trick won’t work forever. | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
961 | You're taking the stairs? In those heels? | 1.3506 | 0.04809 | 174 | 128 | 31 | 15 |
962 | Volunteer more, that's all I can say for now... | 1.3506 | 0.04298 | 174 | 121 | 45 | 8 |
963 | I’ll stay on floor 2019.” | 1.3503 | 0.04543 | 177 | 127 | 38 | 12 |
964 | Glad to see everything is back to normal | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
965 | Carol was familiar with the glass ceiling, but the flaming basement was a new low. | 1.3503 | 0.04682 | 177 | 129 | 34 | 14 |
966 | On the plus side, my covid symptoms seem to have disappeared now that it’s warmer. | 1.3503 | 0.04682 | 177 | 129 | 34 | 14 |
967 | Excuse me, is HR on this floor? | 1.3503 | 0.04682 | 177 | 129 | 34 | 14 |
968 | We got fired. | 1.3503 | 0.04682 | 177 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
969 | I never would have thought that this is what the fire service key does. | 1.3503 | 0.04750 | 177 | 130 | 32 | 15 |
970 | We didn't think we were going down either. | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
971 | You trying to make a deal with him, too? | 1.3503 | 0.05077 | 177 | 135 | 22 | 20 |
972 | It's just a flu. | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
973 | We're ALL going down. This is just faster. | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
974 | This is what happens to Whistle Blowers in the trump administration. Beware! | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
975 | When work is ACTUALLY Hell... | 1.3503 | 0.05013 | 177 | 134 | 24 | 19 |
976 | Watch those good intentions. | 1.3503 | 0.04471 | 177 | 126 | 40 | 11 |
977 | No, ma'am, it goes straight to hell. | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
978 | And Beelzebub will harness your soul and fires will reign down... oh accounting? Level 2. | 1.3503 | 0.04399 | 177 | 125 | 42 | 10 |
979 | We heard the fires of hell destroyed the coronavirus" | 1.3488 | 0.04481 | 172 | 122 | 40 | 10 |
980 | Hey lady! So you voted for trump too? | 1.3488 | 0.05052 | 172 | 130 | 24 | 18 |
981 | I guess we’re all fired then”. | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
982 | Fifth circle...I mean, floor.” | 1.3488 | 0.04557 | 172 | 123 | 38 | 11 |
983 | Honey? This is NOT what it looks like....!!” | 1.3488 | 0.04846 | 172 | 127 | 30 | 15 |
984 | The President said it was safe to ride again. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
985 | Sorry, didn’t realize this elevator was just for management.” | 1.3488 | 0.04916 | 172 | 128 | 28 | 16 |
986 | Sorry, we’re decontaminating.” | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
987 | No, we’re going up. We forgot our hand-baskets. | 1.3488 | 0.04984 | 172 | 129 | 26 | 17 |
988 | This is Wrath; Greed is the next floor up. | 1.3488 | 0.04846 | 172 | 127 | 30 | 15 |
989 | The hell of it is there’s no WiFi reception. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
990 | Are you the politician we're here to pick up? | 1.3488 | 0.04846 | 172 | 127 | 30 | 15 |
991 | Do you mind pushing the up button? | 1.3488 | 0.04443 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
992 | Well, this must be the hellavator. | 1.3488 | 0.04984 | 172 | 129 | 26 | 17 |
993 | No, the stairway to heaven is the next door on the right. | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
994 | And the muzak never stops... | 1.3488 | 0.04557 | 172 | 123 | 38 | 11 |
995 | Yes, of course they’re flames, Ivanka. Where did you think you’d be going? But there's no room for you in this car, it’s cabinet members only. Yours will stop for you here on January 21, 2021. | 1.3488 | 0.04846 | 172 | 127 | 30 | 15 |
996 | We are on our way to HR. | 1.3488 | 0.04704 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 13 |
997 | If you want to get to Heaven, you'll have to take the stairs | 1.3488 | 0.04481 | 172 | 122 | 40 | 10 |
998 | Hey, guys, look - I told you Laura Ingraham worked in our building! | 1.3488 | 0.04704 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 13 |
999 | Did you really think we'd be going in a handcart? | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
1000 | So this is where all his former staff members ended up. | 1.3486 | 0.04646 | 175 | 127 | 35 | 13 |
1001 | Don't tell me: you had good intentions. | 1.3486 | 0.04503 | 175 | 125 | 39 | 11 |
1002 | Ninth circle, please | 1.3473 | 0.04724 | 167 | 121 | 34 | 12 |
1003 | Hedge fund managers? | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1004 | That’s okay, I think I’ll get the next one | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1005 | Going down, I assume?” | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1006 | You'll have to take the Stairway to Heaven." | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1007 | Did you call the hellevator? | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1008 | I thought they meant six feet apart and not six feet under" | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1009 | Awwww, to Hell with it. | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1010 | See you in hell Susan. | 1.3471 | 0.04884 | 170 | 126 | 29 | 15 |
1011 | They told me I could quit or be fired, and I wanted the severance package | 1.3471 | 0.04436 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
1012 | Wait, what if I promise not to ‘Reply All’ anymore?” | 1.3471 | 0.04436 | 170 | 120 | 41 | 9 |
1013 | Alice, what a nice surprise. Can you see your way to a glass of ice water?" | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1014 | Technology caught up. It’s no longer a hand basket.” | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1015 | No, it’s okay, I think I’ll take the next one.” | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1016 | Don’t worry, everyone shows up to the job interview overdressed.” | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1017 | Read your email. The crisis management meeting was canceled. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1018 | « It’s Dr Trump new protocol. He said it would probably destroy the virus ». | 1.3471 | 0.04954 | 170 | 127 | 27 | 16 |
1019 | Is this for the people who use, “Per my last email”? | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1020 | You might want to change. It’s Casual Fry Day. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1021 | Sorry ma'am, the maximum occupancy of this elevator cannot exceed 6 eternally damned souls. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1022 | Didn't you get the memo about casual fry-day? | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1023 | You’re way overdressed. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 10 |
1024 | The sign clearly reads "In Case of Fire DO NOT Use Elevator" | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1025 | You might want to wait for the hand basket. We’re full. | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1026 | This is Circle 4, Lehman Brothers. Wells Fargo is 3 Circles down. | 1.3471 | 0.05161 | 170 | 130 | 21 | 19 |
1027 | Down, obviously. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1028 | Trust me, take the next one. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1029 | It’s a dry heat and better than yoga. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1030 | I’m social distancing, so I’ll wait for the next one | 1.3471 | 0.04436 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 9 |
1031 | Are you going up? - Hell no! | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1032 | We're sorry, Hillary...you were right! Please help us! | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1033 | Yes,we're going down. How'd you guess? | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1034 | You might prefer the stairs.... | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
1035 | Yes, this takes you to legal. | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
1036 | I tried to tell you guys, the Devil is in the details. | 1.3471 | 0.04356 | 170 | 119 | 43 | 8 |
1037 | No masks, no social distancing, it's HELL down here. | 1.3471 | 0.04194 | 170 | 117 | 47 | 6 |
1038 | Yes, this is the floor of Good Intentions. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1039 | This is purgatory - straight to Hell is the other elevator. | 1.3471 | 0.04396 | 170 | 122 | 38 | 10 |
1040 | We thought it would be better than going in a handbasket. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1041 | Worse. It's the condo board meeting. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
1042 | This is what happens when you have a 13th floor. | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1043 | Can you hit purgatory please? | 1.3471 | 0.04276 | 170 | 118 | 45 | 7 |
1044 | Actually we did start the fire" | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
1045 | Stephanie decided today would not be the day to showcase her leadership skills in a crisis | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1046 | Thanks, I’ll wait for the next pandemic! | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1047 | It was either this or the murder hornets” | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 121 | 34 | 12 |
1048 | Oh, we've got room!" | 1.3452 | 0.05065 | 168 | 127 | 24 | 17 |
1049 | When I said fire them in the elevator I meant.... oh never mind | 1.3452 | 0.05065 | 168 | 127 | 24 | 17 |
1050 | I think I’ll wait.” | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1051 | Guess I'll take the fire escape | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1052 | Is it too late to thank God it’s Friday?” | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1053 | You're his fourth Press Secretary. You seriously don't know if this is going up or down?! | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1054 | The next one goes up to the Oval Office. | 1.3452 | 0.04849 | 168 | 124 | 30 | 14 |
1055 | This doesn’t feel like a lay-off, Sharon. | 1.3452 | 0.04994 | 168 | 125 | 26 | 16 |
1056 | ‘Some like it hot’ | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1057 | And cancel my appointments through all eternity. | 1.3452 | 0.04386 | 168 | 118 | 42 | 8 |
1058 | We're exerting our Constitutional right to free assembly! | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1059 | Turns on the H button doesn't take you to a helipad. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1060 | If it's Heaven you want, take the stairway. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 124 | 32 | 12 |
1061 | Is this the 'good intentions' floor? | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1062 | Must be the East Wing! | 1.3452 | 0.04546 | 168 | 120 | 38 | 10 |
1063 | Yes, we are most assuredly going down. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1064 | Be wary of their Retirement Package | 1.3452 | 0.04775 | 168 | 123 | 32 | 13 |
1065 | We're being groomed for senior leadership. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1066 | Don’t worry! The heat will kill the virus. | 1.3450 | 0.04255 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
1067 | We’re actually here for making that exact pun. | 1.3450 | 0.04930 | 171 | 128 | 27 | 16 |
1068 | I can't believe it. It was just one little covet. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1069 | Did the client tell you to go to hell? | 1.3450 | 0.04859 | 171 | 127 | 29 | 15 |
1070 | there is simply no way in Hell to find 6' for distancing these days... | 1.3450 | 0.04716 | 171 | 125 | 33 | 13 |
1071 | Next level... employee burnout. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1072 | I think I’ll wait for the elevator to 2021.” | 1.3434 | 0.05107 | 166 | 126 | 23 | 17 |
1073 | No ma’am this is the HELLevator” | 1.3434 | 0.04887 | 166 | 123 | 29 | 14 |
1074 | Anything to get me out of the apartment | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1075 | Do you mind, you're letting the cold air in | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1076 | The President just announced that the virus can be killed by fire, so we decided to try it out!” | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1077 | May 25, 2022: Wow, I guess you guys didn’t follow the stay-at-home orders, huh?” | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
1078 | We need you to be a team player, Linda.” | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
1079 | Despite the horror, her desire for social connection was overwhelming | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1080 | Well, it’s still better than doing another Zoom Meeting | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1081 | Why do you THINK they named the hotel bar Dante's?!! | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
1082 | For one thing, we all want ice water. | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1083 | And you think YOU went through Hell today! | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1084 | This is statistically safer than the highway to the same destination | 1.3434 | 0.04658 | 166 | 120 | 35 | 11 |
1085 | Sorry, all the handbaskets are already taken. | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1086 | Yes, Janet, going all the way down | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1087 | This is Legal. Accounting is the next floor up. | 1.3434 | 0.04579 | 166 | 119 | 37 | 10 |
1088 | Be a doll and fetch me a coffee? | 1.3432 | 0.04601 | 169 | 122 | 36 | 11 |
1089 | Do you have an iPhone charger? | 1.3432 | 0.04365 | 169 | 119 | 42 | 8 |
1090 | Someone coughed" | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1091 | Could you shut the door, you’re letting the heat out” | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
1092 | . “Well, we all THOUGHT we were going up...” | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
1093 | Hoax" | 1.3415 | 0.04850 | 164 | 121 | 30 | 13 |
1094 | It's hot but virus-free. | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
1095 | We're going down, in a blaze of glory. | 1.3415 | 0.04926 | 164 | 122 | 28 | 14 |
1096 | This is going to the 7th Circle. | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
1097 | The heat kills the virus. | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1098 | Going down. Wa-a-ay down! | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
1099 | Mary gets the warning and decides to take the stairs down instead. | 1.3415 | 0.04531 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
1100 | Give it a second. Heat rises. | 1.3415 | 0.04363 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
1101 | When she said “I hope you all go down in flames” and walked out of the meeting, she didn’t realize they’d catch the elevator first. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
1102 | You should probably catch the next one. | 1.3413 | 0.04712 | 167 | 122 | 33 | 12 |
1103 | Did you reply all on an email too?” | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1104 | These zoom backgrounds are seriously getting out of hand!” | 1.3395 | 0.04966 | 162 | 121 | 27 | 14 |
1105 | I’ll catch the next one. I’m going up. | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
1106 | I think I’ll wait for floor 2021. | 1.3395 | 0.04564 | 162 | 116 | 37 | 9 |
1107 | Get in. The murder hornets can’t survive heat. | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
1108 | To be honest I’ve been feeling burnt out myself | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
1109 | Mondays, am I right?” | 1.3395 | 0.04305 | 162 | 113 | 43 | 6 |
1110 | This is just like my last day at Lehman Brothers | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
1111 | Welcome to your zoom meeting number 666” | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1112 | Handbasket, going down. | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1113 | Please say 'going up'' | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1114 | I knew I should have taken the stairs | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
1115 | The basement button turns out to be actually for debasement. | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
1116 | Going down? It's a hell of a ride. | 1.3395 | 0.04966 | 162 | 121 | 27 | 14 |
1117 | « When I said Go To Hell, it was a figure of speech » | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1118 | If I wanted to feel the burn, I’d take the stairs. | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1119 | Yes, this is the express for corporate lawyers. | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
1120 | WH Administration Express Only | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1121 | Leave the briefcase. Bring a handbasket. | 1.3395 | 0.04966 | 162 | 121 | 27 | 14 |
1122 | Um...I just remembered that I haven't gotten my steps in today, so I think I'll take the stairs. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1123 | Laying us off is one thing, Phyllis, but is all this drama necessary? | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1124 | First day? Virgil will show you around soon. | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
1125 | Is that Prada? | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1126 | I told you it was Hell working here. | 1.3395 | 0.04349 | 162 | 116 | 38 | 8 |
1127 | I saw you all pressing the close door button. You can all go to hell! | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
1128 | We were let go AND fired | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
1129 | Please, would you ask my wife to check on my sourdough?” | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
1130 | The whole thing's going to hell, literally | 1.3375 | 0.03304 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
1131 | On second thought, I’ll take the stairs.” | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1132 | It was then, that Mary knew, normal wasn’t working for her anymore.” | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1133 | You should’ve worked from home.” | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1134 | We were being honest when we said the Sales Department sold their soul to the Devil, Karen. | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1135 | : “Common mistake. This is the Hellevator.” | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1136 | This one's full, but I heard something about a stairway to heaven | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1137 | Go ahead, lean in." | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1138 | Third time this week it’s been stuck in existential purgatory. It may be a minute. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1139 | You’re sure it’s safe to go back to work, right? | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1140 | Still better than another Zoom meeting." | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1141 | Don’t worry, Barb, the flames have been proven to kill Covid-19. | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1142 | Welcome to work. | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1143 | I’m trying to practice social distancing. I’ll catch the next one | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1144 | Sorry this is Heresy, you’re looking for the eighth floor.” | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1145 | Just what we need; another attorney. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1146 | Straight to hell. He said you’d know why. | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1147 | Hell-evator going down! | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1148 | Lose the jacket. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1149 | Is there an up button? | 1.3375 | 0.04511 | 160 | 114 | 38 | 8 |
1150 | No, you're thinking of the road. The elevator to hell doesn't give a damn about your intentions. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1151 | Are you here for the job interview? | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1152 | The road to hell is an elevator full of good intentions. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1153 | We're coming up from Human Resources | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1154 | Um, could you press the UP button? | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 10 |
1155 | Turns out, stairs are still the best way to burn fat. | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1156 | What the hell you lookin' at? | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1157 | That’s right... We’re raising hell. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1158 | It turns out that “P” stands for purgatory. | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1159 | On the flip-side, we do offer flexible work hours. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1160 | Guess there’s no chance you have some marshmallows? | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1161 | Yeah, we pushed the button for "good intentions." | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
1162 | Going down? I think we can squeeze one more in. | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1163 | No, I’m not surprised, it always operates like hell on Mondays. | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1164 | You'll be fine. We are lawyers too. | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
1165 | Things can only go up from here. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1166 | Could you close the doors? You're letting the heat out. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1167 | it’s going down.” | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1168 | We didn't hit mute in those zoom meetings" | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
1169 | Jim? Why aren’t you wearing your mask? | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1170 | Oh Bob, you said you’d raise hell if they furloughed you, but I didn’t expect this!” | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1171 | That's alright. I think I'll take the stairs. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1172 | Room for one more, Ms. McEnany. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1173 | Going up in flames, actually. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1174 | The only thing we did wrong was pressing the big red button you are not supposed to" | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1175 | Sorry, are you going up? | 1.3354 | 0.02030 | 158 | 125 | 26 | 7 |
1176 | Take the stairs, thank me later.” | 1.3354 | 0.04968 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 13 |
1177 | When I took over as Education Secretary, I came with a simple mission: to shut down all of the nation’s schools. It turns out that I was just ahead of my time. ” - Betsy DeVos “Educators going down” | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1178 | And I thought we’d go ‘up’ in flames... | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1179 | The only scene Jeannie remembers from her dream. George looking up at her and saying sarcastically, "And they thought it was a good idea to open things up again. Really?" | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
1180 | I swear I only played a lawyer on TV. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1181 | We wouldn’t prescribe hydroxychloroquine and disinfectant either!" | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1182 | Margaret, we've been fired. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1183 | We thought 'not wearing a mask' just carried a fine. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1184 | Hey -- you're not wearing a mask! | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1185 | I'm here for always burning popcorn in the office microwave. Deb over there? She was a chronic 'reply-all' type person." | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1186 | Seventh circle? | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
1187 | Hell bought our stock. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1188 | Your choice. The other one is playing “lite oldies”. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1189 | If I were you, I’d wait for the going up. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1190 | I should probably tell someone that the doors won’t close | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1191 | Wow, they really want us to work from home. | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
1192 | It's the express for people who didn't follow CDC guidelines | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1193 | It's a bit crowded in here, might I suggest the stairway to heaven? | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1194 | Some wise-ass hit every damned button. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1195 | Obviously, this elevator is for board members only. | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1196 | Express - all the way down! | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1197 | You're awfully lucky the devil lets you work from home. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1198 | Betty suddenly remembered she left the oven on. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1199 | Yes, in life we never held the door for anyone. Are you happy now? | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1200 | Come on down. The boss is expecting you. | 1.3354 | 0.04968 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1201 | We didn’t wear masks either. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1202 | Excuse me - which circle are we on? | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1203 | We're sheltering in place. | 1.3354 | 0.03874 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1204 | Sixth floor. Ad execs and lawyers. | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1205 | If you're trying to get to Heaven, take the stairway. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1206 | No, I think you're looking for the stairway to heaven. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1207 | Congratulations on passing the bar! | 1.3354 | 0.04968 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 13 |
1208 | Sorry, this elevator is only for lawyers and politicians. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1209 | You should take the stairs...trust me. | 1.3354 | 0.04968 | 158 | 118 | 27 | 13 |
1210 | Sorry. This is the lawyers' only express elevator. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1211 | Thank God! It feels like we've been stuck between floors for an eternity. | 1.3354 | 0.04455 | 158 | 112 | 38 | 7 |
1212 | The stairway to heaven is down the hall to your right. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1213 | Working from home is suddenly looking very appealing right now." | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
1214 | Whose got a hot ass now!? | 1.3354 | 0.05064 | 164 | 125 | 23 | 16 |
1215 | I’m new here at Amazon, what floor is HR?” | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
1216 | A special place for those who ride the elevator up one floor | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
1217 | Does this go down all the way to the ninth? | 1.3333 | 0.04777 | 159 | 117 | 31 | 11 |
1218 | It was this or keep teaching our kids at home | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
1219 | Not without your mask, Karen” | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
1220 | Just got back from 2020?” | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
1221 | I thought waiting for it felt eternal. | 1.3333 | 0.05009 | 156 | 117 | 26 | 13 |
1222 | Get in, Lucifer just called an all-hands meeting. | 1.3333 | 0.04298 | 156 | 109 | 42 | 5 |
1223 | We suggest you take one that goes up only. | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
1224 | The constant screaming saves us from those awkward silences. | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
1225 | Oh, you're a banker. Take the elevator behind you, this one only goes to the 6th level. | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
1226 | There must be some misunderstanding, I told the temp agency that that I would work LIKE hell not IN it! | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
1227 | The flames become tolerable, but the MUSIC! | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
1228 | All I can say is that it’s been a hell of a day. | 1.3333 | 0.04298 | 156 | 109 | 42 | 5 |
1229 | I know this looks bad, but you have to admit, it’s nice to be out of the house for a change! | 1.3312 | 0.04815 | 157 | 116 | 30 | 11 |
1230 | Hard to believe, but this one's going up | 1.3312 | 0.03692 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
1231 | They started coming up with new ways to sanitize the elevators | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
1232 | We’re going down... apparently in flames.” | 1.3312 | 0.04074 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
1233 | I'm sure this will burn more calories than taking the stairs. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1234 | Welcome back to Corporate America” | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1235 | “This is what happens when you push all the buttons” | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1236 | It’s meringue, actually” | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
1237 | For the economy! | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1238 | We’ve been fired! | 1.3312 | 0.05216 | 154 | 118 | 21 | 15 |
1239 | Will you please step back six feet? | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
1240 | Would you mind pressing the ‘UP’ button? | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1241 | I strongly suggest you hit the "UP" button. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
1242 | Just how far down does this elevator go ? | 1.3312 | 0.05216 | 154 | 118 | 21 | 15 |
1243 | We too thought we were doing the Prsident's bidding | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
1244 | No, its purgatory. We're only halfway there. Hell is the next stop below | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 109 | 39 | 6 |
1245 | I'll tell you what's hell ... combustible hand sanitizer. | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
1246 | Up or down in flames? | 1.3312 | 0.04228 | 154 | 107 | 43 | 4 |
1247 | Sometime late in January 2021.... Students: “Remember how you told us all to go to hell? Well, we’ve saved a special place for you there, Mrs. DeVos.” | 1.3312 | 0.05134 | 154 | 117 | 23 | 14 |
1248 | We can understand layoffs, but this seems excessive. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
1249 | It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity! | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
1250 | The "down" button has a problem. | 1.3312 | 0.04126 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
1251 | Still better than a Zoom meeting! | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1252 | It goes down, down, down and the flames get higher. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
1253 | We’re all going down, they just fired the whole team! | 1.3291 | 0.04439 | 158 | 113 | 38 | 7 |
1254 | Excuse me? Why aren’t you 6 feet apart?? | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
1255 | Going up or down?!?! Take a wild guess, lady. | 1.3290 | 0.02982 | 155 | 120 | 28 | 7 |
1256 | So then genius here was like, “What if we put Mentos in ALL the sodas?!” | 1.3290 | 0.04853 | 155 | 115 | 29 | 11 |
1257 | The governor forgot to include elevator maintenance as “essential workers.” | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1258 | Karen, can you grab my "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug? | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1259 | Well that’s an interesting interpretation of no exit | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
1260 | We’ll be a a little late for that safety meeting” | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1261 | Their eyes locked for what seemed like years. Slowly Judy realized that all those flirtatious chats at the water-cooler were one sided. Mark never loved her. He was using her to get to Jill. Jill her best friend. Jill from accounting. But most importantly; Jill the leader of the Top Secret Annual Whipped Cream Elevator Extravaganza. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1262 | this is the elevator to the oval office." | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
1263 | We’re all going down. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1264 | It’s the elevator’s fault. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1265 | I think it's pretty obvious: down. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1266 | Maybe I should take the stairway to heaven. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1267 | It's non-stop, down to the 9th circle. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1268 | Help! We've been shafted! | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1269 | Sorry fellas - I know it's awful in there but as Secretary of Education I made the decision to close down all the schools so we won't need teachers any more. The burning part will be over soon. | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1270 | As hellscapes go, it's pretty convivial. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1271 | Dante just said it always gets stuck between 6 and 7. | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1272 | You with Corporate Legal? Hop in. | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
1273 | You shouldn’t have pushed the down button so many times. | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1274 | PLEASE hit the UP button! | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1275 | How the hell are you? | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1276 | Sell me your soul and the promotion is yours. | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1277 | Hi Shiela. We’re the ghosts of ‘re-opening the states during a pandemic’ future. | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1278 | You want "Execs Who Slept With or Harassed Their Staff" down the hall on your left. We're "Those Who Thought Wearing Masks and Social-Distancing Was Only for Boomers." | 1.3268 | 0.04713 | 153 | 112 | 32 | 9 |
1279 | I guess this will kill all viruses” | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1280 | This is going to wrong on so many levels. | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1281 | Hell has reached max capacity. You’ll have to survive up there a bit longer. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1282 | Really? You had two choices." | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1283 | We just got fired.” | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1284 | Working from home has never looked so appealing | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1285 | No, sorry. This is the advanced Hot Yoga class" | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1286 | We're raising hell, lady, what's it look like?!? | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1287 | It’s the President’s latest Covid Cure: Go to Work or Go to Hell! | 1.3267 | 0.05050 | 150 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
1288 | I think we're going down. | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
1289 | Hop in. The whole world is going to hell. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1290 | I'm sorry. This elevator is for Senators only. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1291 | Hey, hey, six feet away please!!! | 1.3267 | 0.04283 | 150 | 105 | 41 | 4 |
1292 | When you volunteered to take the heat on that proposal did they mention you get the shaft too. | 1.3267 | 0.05475 | 150 | 118 | 15 | 17 |
1293 | Apparently, Hell is stopping at every floor for an eternity | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1294 | You're supposed to be going UP in flames. | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
1295 | Look at the bright side, at least you won’t ever have to worry about social distancing again. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1296 | Beware! It's the portal to HR. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
1297 | Hell. Accounting. Same thing. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1298 | Jump in. You’ll burn more calories than taking the stairs. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1299 | Sorry, this is the executive elevator. | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
1300 | Don't just stand there, hit the up button! | 1.3245 | 0.04560 | 151 | 109 | 35 | 7 |
1301 | Would 1200 dollars help? | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
1302 | Did you get fired too? | 1.3245 | 0.04462 | 151 | 108 | 37 | 6 |
1303 | They never talk about this in law school | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
1304 | It's either this or reading more Andy Borowitz columns... | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
1305 | I’ll catch the next one” | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 9 |
1306 | Alison finally realized her complaints about the office always being cold had reached the wrong ears | 1.3243 | 0.04311 | 148 | 104 | 40 | 4 |
1307 | Carol realized that she was not the only one who had finally decided the “Direct to Hell” elevator was her best option | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1308 | Which floor? We’re going down” | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1309 | You get used to the heat, and OUR eternal torment doesn’t make you wear heels.” | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1310 | Oh, did I miss the liar, liar pants on fire meeting? | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1311 | Oh, that’s alright. I’ll wait for the next one. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1312 | Sorry, essential workers only.” | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
1313 | We’re going down in flames but the economy is going back up right?” | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1314 | Kathy, hop in, you’re about to get fired too!” | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
1315 | Oh, hey Linda, you’ll have that report first thing tomorrow | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1316 | Clearly you did not feel the door with the back of your hand...” | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1317 | Mmm... so it's elevator to hell, and stairway to heaven | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1318 | Not cool” | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1319 | Oh, Hey Karen...” | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1320 | Working from the office is worse than I remembered.” | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1321 | We're the folks who invented Muzak. | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
1322 | sorry; this only goes to Good Intentions. A Woman Scorned is three elevators over. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1323 | Come on in, it's good for the economy! | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
1324 | Oh Hell! I'll just take the stairs. | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1325 | I hate this damned elevator. | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1326 | Well . . . at least we don't have to wear masks. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1327 | May I suggest taking the Stairway to Heaven. Less crowded. | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
1328 | Don't push the "H" button. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1329 | For God’s sake turn down your job offer! | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1330 | I been holding that special place in Hell I promised you. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1331 | Strangely, it's not that different. | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1332 | Going down, in more ways than one. | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1333 | We're going down but the flames are going up if you want to wait. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1334 | Seriously, you don't want to know what's in the "next one". | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1335 | We've all been baptised. Welcome to the Republican Senate. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1336 | They say it kills the virus - what have you got to lose? | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1337 | China did it! | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1338 | Anyway, guess what the emergency button actually does? | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1339 | This is OUR own little hell... You can wait for the next car. | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
1340 | Tell H.R. the purgatory button jammed again. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1341 | No.... you go to hell🤬 | 1.3221 | 0.04494 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
1342 | Hell? No! Oval Office, no stops! | 1.3221 | 0.05325 | 149 | 116 | 18 | 15 |
1343 | Did you guys wash your hands?" | 1.3219 | 0.04655 | 146 | 106 | 33 | 7 |
1344 | Well regardless I think we can all agree the button to close the doors doesn’t actually do anything” | 1.3219 | 0.05137 | 146 | 111 | 23 | 12 |
1345 | Not sure about the others but I’m here cause I took the last donut at the morning meeting. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1346 | Good news everyone, HR is here. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1347 | We are protesting to LIBERATE HELL” | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1348 | At that point Cindy acknowledged her luck, as she was only furloughed. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1349 | Dang Karen, can’t you see we’re making a TikTok!” | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1350 | But your emails...” | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1351 | profit over people, cost over care. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1352 | Getting to hell just got a whole lot easier | 1.3219 | 0.05318 | 146 | 113 | 19 | 14 |
1353 | “I guess you were right to not join this administration” | 1.3219 | 0.05228 | 146 | 112 | 21 | 13 |
1354 | Is that my assistant Nina down there? She's supposed to be getting me Starbucks | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1355 | And finally our wish was granted... all the talking heads went down in flames.” | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1356 | I think it is time to start believing that stairs could earn you some additional life years." | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1357 | Sorry I’m late, traffic was hell” | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1358 | Oh, this must be a trump owned building. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1359 | Have you seen Dante? He forgot his briefcase | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1360 | Any chance that briefcase is full of toilet paper? | 1.3219 | 0.05228 | 146 | 112 | 21 | 13 |
1361 | Going way down. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1362 | Oh hey Tracy - do you mind rescheduling my 10am? | 1.3219 | 0.04447 | 146 | 104 | 37 | 5 |
1363 | Wouldn't you know we're over the weight limit AND against fire code? | 1.3219 | 0.04552 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
1364 | What's in the briefcase? | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1365 | Going down, all the way down. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1366 | I must've pushed "hell" by mistake - sorry. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1367 | It’s hell week at work. | 1.3219 | 0.04552 | 146 | 105 | 35 | 6 |
1368 | When the boss says that he welcomes comments, just zip it. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1369 | Oh, hell. Wrong elevator. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1370 | Whatever happened to pink slips? | 1.3219 | 0.04229 | 146 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1371 | I'll take the next one; I AM going down, just not that far. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1372 | Sell everything ! | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1373 | No thanks. I'll take the stairs. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1374 | COVID'S INFERNO | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1375 | It’s not so bad once you get used to the music. | 1.3219 | 0.04655 | 146 | 106 | 33 | 7 |
1376 | If you'd prefer to be carbon-neutral, stairs are to the left. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1377 | Sorry, the hellivator only goes down | 1.3219 | 0.04655 | 146 | 106 | 33 | 7 |
1378 | You know damn well that we're going down. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1379 | There is a 13th floor. | 1.3219 | 0.05228 | 146 | 112 | 21 | 13 |
1380 | “Looking for an exit strategy? You're getting warmer...” | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1381 | We're in overflow. Hell is full. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1382 | Barbara couldn't shake the feeling she was about to be fired. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1383 | That Do-Not-Use-Elevators-During-a-Fire thing, I guess I shouldn't have ignored it. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1384 | Got any toilet paper? | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1385 | We found the elusive 13th floor! | 1.3219 | 0.04447 | 146 | 104 | 37 | 5 |
1386 | Just be happy there isn't enough room. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
1387 | The Hellevator is at capacity, Ma'am. | 1.3219 | 0.04552 | 146 | 105 | 35 | 6 |
1388 | What did you think a bargain basement fire sale would look like? | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1389 | There’s a special place on this elevator for women who don’t support other women” | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
1390 | At first I also hesitated, but it *is* much better without the music." | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1391 | No, we aren’t just a metaphor!” | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1392 | Monday | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1393 | Save yourself, Betty!! The company is going down in flames! | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1394 | I beat the rap on greed, but they got me on sloth. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1395 | We're going down. In flames. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1396 | It was an unfortunate typo on the original building plans, but what can we do? The Hellevators are installed now. | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
1397 | Can you help us? We’re stuck in HR. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
1398 | To be honest, the frying pan in the stairwell is looking like the better option. | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
1399 | Which one of you is Dante? | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1400 | It's six feet apart, or go to hell! | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
1401 | do NOT press "LL" again. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1402 | We just left a Goldman Sachs board meeting. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
1403 | Well, it was either this or quarantining. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
1404 | That's one hell of an elevator. | 1.3197 | 0.04825 | 147 | 109 | 29 | 9 |
1405 | The Trump press briefing is playing in every other room" | 1.3197 | 0.05197 | 147 | 113 | 21 | 13 |
1406 | We thought Dante's Inferno was a steak house! | 1.3197 | 0.04921 | 147 | 110 | 27 | 10 |
1407 | Actually, it’s the humidity. | 1.3197 | 0.04628 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
1408 | This is what happens when you drink disinfectant | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
1409 | This could have been a zoom meeting" | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1410 | You know, it could be worse..." | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1411 | how long?” “since march” | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1412 | Once again, Mary did not get the Elevator Fire Mosh Pit Day memo and arrives wearing heels ." | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
1413 | I don't think it's going up anytime soon. | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
1414 | OMG, it's the Woman Scorned! | 1.3194 | 0.05275 | 144 | 111 | 20 | 13 |
1415 | Don't push "Sub-Basement!" | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1416 | Could you push the "up" button? | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1417 | Can you ask them to please turn off the Muzak? | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
1418 | Come on in for one hell of a ride! | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
1419 | Sorry, Jan, we started without you. | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
1420 | Lady, you crossed that threshold a long time ago. | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
1421 | We are relocating. Hell is being renovated. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1422 | Karen I wasn't joking, working in accounting is literally hell. | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1423 | Turns out you don't have to rot in hell. | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1424 | Are you the Editor in Chief? | 1.3194 | 0.04992 | 144 | 108 | 26 | 10 |
1425 | Don't worry, it's a dry heat. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 106 | 26 | 9 |
1426 | Turns out button “H” is not a garage level. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
1427 | Circle 9½. ALL-CAPS USERS.” | 1.3172 | 0.05243 | 145 | 112 | 20 | 13 |
1428 | Wrong elevator lady, this one’s going down. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1429 | ‘Excuse me, we were looking for the Devil’s advocate.’ | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1430 | It’s ok, I’ll take the stairs. | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1431 | They said I’d go through hell for a promotion, but this isn’t what I imagined” | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
1432 | Well, they told us it wouldn’t be the same after 2020.” | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1433 | “No face mask? Going down!” | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1434 | Susan, will you put my ‘out of office on’”? | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1435 | It’s safe to come in, we’ve sanitized the elevator with fire.” | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1436 | The client said our pitch was just smoke and mirrors but I really felt like we were on fire.” | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1437 | I guess it can only go up from here. | 1.3169 | 0.04165 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1438 | I will wait for the next one. I'm social distancing." | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1439 | Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
1440 | You should see the L train." | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1441 | I’ll get the next one - I want to go up in flames” | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1442 | This elevator is for essential workers only.” | 1.3169 | 0.05229 | 142 | 109 | 21 | 12 |
1443 | Yeah, I see the fire, but where the heck is your face mask?” | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1444 | I knew going back to work after quarantine was going to be hell, but... really?" | 1.3169 | 0.04511 | 142 | 102 | 35 | 5 |
1445 | We might have room for one more. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1446 | It's actually quite tolerable, except for the eternal Muzak. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1447 | This is our punishment for inventing muzak. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1448 | For the last time, there is NO highway to Hell. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1449 | Please don't press the down button! | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1450 | Limbo's on 13. This is express. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1451 | We ran out of handbaskets. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1452 | Just water for me. | 1.3169 | 0.04399 | 142 | 101 | 37 | 4 |
1453 | It makes no difference which button you press. As a lawyer, your future is with us. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1454 | We could use some high water. | 1.3169 | 0.04566 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1455 | Yes, we're being cooked al Dante! | 1.3169 | 0.05229 | 142 | 109 | 21 | 12 |
1456 | I'd recommend catching the next one. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1457 | Y'all fired? | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
1458 | Linda's tragic typo: "In case of stairs, take fire elevator." | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1459 | You should have pushed "Up"! | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1460 | Watch your step. We're definitely going down. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1461 | This new boss is really making the office a living hell. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1462 | We were in purgatory until Todd pushed all the buttons at once | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1463 | What warning sign? | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1464 | Thanks but I'll just wait for the next one. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1465 | Oh sorry, thought I pushed the up button. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1466 | Personally, I'd recommend the stairway to heaven | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1467 | If I were you, I'd push the up button. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1468 | I'm sorry, this car is just for investment bankers. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1469 | Riding an elevator during a pandemic? Literally hell! | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1470 | Didn't you all see the sign that said take the stairs in case of fire? | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1471 | Better wait for the next one, if you want to go up... might be an eternity before this one returns! | 1.3169 | 0.05229 | 142 | 109 | 21 | 12 |
1472 | I hear the stairway goes the other way. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1473 | An old flames reunion. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
1474 | Let me guess, you missed your quarterly target. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1475 | Wouldn’t you know it? The inspection certificate is post-dated. | 1.3169 | 0.04883 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1476 | Don't let the fact that we are literally going down in flames influence your job search. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1477 | Since your other options are global warming or the coronavirus, is a fire really so bad? | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
1478 | Hey lady, can you pass the marshmallows” | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
1479 | Lately, I have been burning more calories by taking the elevator. | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
1480 | You wouldn’t happen to be the elevator inspector, would you?” | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
1481 | I guess I'll use the fire exit. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
1482 | The company's testing the new hell-avator. They signed up all the interns for this." | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
1483 | I didn’t realize how far down this elevator shaft goes.” | 1.3165 | 0.05006 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
1484 | “That’s hell, right? Where’s Madoff?” | 1.3165 | 0.05006 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
1485 | Dammit Karen, it was a figure of speech. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
1486 | Yes, this is a great place to work. Good luck with your interview.” | 1.3165 | 0.05210 | 139 | 106 | 22 | 11 |
1487 | I’m sorry, but this car is saved for those with good intentions. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
1488 | Abandon all hope, ye who press mezzanine | 1.3165 | 0.04455 | 139 | 99 | 36 | 4 |
1489 | It was this or high water. We've been thru Sandy already. | 1.3165 | 0.04571 | 139 | 100 | 34 | 5 |
1490 | Excuse me, we were told this is the seventh level. | 1.3165 | 0.05006 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
1491 | This is Dante’s .5 circle of hell, for people who criticize cartoon captions but never write one themselves. | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
1492 | A tip: re-read the penalty section of your NDA. | 1.3165 | 0.05309 | 139 | 107 | 20 | 12 |
1493 | Perhaps you're asking what the hell is going on? | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
1494 | Please tell the boss we promise never to park in his spot again! | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
1495 | Sorry, it was taco day in the cafeteria. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
1496 | Take the stairway to heaven instead. | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
1497 | After 'worldwide pandemic' & 'killer hornets', you gotta agree that 'elevator door to hell' makes sense right about now." | 1.3147 | 0.04904 | 143 | 107 | 27 | 9 |
1498 | Oh, you went with the green shoes today... really, Karen? With that blouse?” | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
1499 | "Guess I'm gonna take stairway to heaven." | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
1500 | Welcome to the Hellivator | 1.3147 | 0.05101 | 143 | 109 | 23 | 11 |
1501 | I thought we were already in hell, but it looks like we have one more floor to go. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
1502 | Quick, push the up button! | 1.3147 | 0.04904 | 143 | 107 | 27 | 9 |
1503 | The up button doesn't always work for attorneys. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
1504 | Coming back up. They wouldn't accept this Administration. | 1.3147 | 0.05101 | 143 | 109 | 23 | 11 |
1505 | We already achieved gender equality in here. Take the next one, doll. | 1.3147 | 0.04904 | 143 | 107 | 27 | 9 |
1506 | It's not all bad. Those who 'replied all' got sent to the mailroom." | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
1507 | Hell is other people” ~ Sartre | 1.3143 | 0.05276 | 140 | 108 | 20 | 12 |
1508 | Canada looking down at the United States | 1.3143 | 0.05078 | 140 | 106 | 24 | 10 |
1509 | You might wanna take the stairs. | 1.3143 | 0.05276 | 140 | 108 | 20 | 12 |
1510 | I’ll just wait and catch it on the way up | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
1511 | Where did you think elevator music came from? | 1.3143 | 0.05276 | 140 | 108 | 20 | 12 |
1512 | We were fine till Fred got on. | 1.3143 | 0.04710 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1513 | This is what happens when you give someone the shaft. | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
1514 | I said "Light a fire under your team" metaphorically! | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
1515 | It's actually not so bad... except for the humidity." | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
1516 | There will be plenty of room in just a few minutes. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
1517 | Whatever you do, don't press the down button. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
1518 | Any of you have a dry cough? | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
1519 | Ah, I see Florida is back to work. I’ll wait. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1520 | When I said all hell would break loose if we went back to work too soon, I didn’t mean it literally!” | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
1521 | Not to worry. It’s a dry heat. | 1.3116 | 0.04339 | 138 | 98 | 37 | 3 |
1522 | Cheryl knew in that moment, the “freedom” to return to normalcy came at too high a price. | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
1523 | Oops! ....White House Elevator...? Ah, think I’ll take the next one...” | 1.3116 | 0.05423 | 138 | 108 | 17 | 13 |
1524 | This is a hell of a ride" | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
1525 | On second hand, I think I’ll stick with the glass ceiling.” | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1526 | It’s not what it looks like...we’ve only been furloughed.” | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
1527 | I recommended you accept HR's offer of severance with a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1528 | Are you the change management consultant? | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1529 | I told you management was strict about social distancing.” | 1.3111 | 0.05148 | 135 | 105 | 19 | 11 |
1530 | We're protesting the stop, drop, and roll order" | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
1531 | Don’t worry! I hear elevator fires are no worse than the flu | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
1532 | We were given the shaft, then fired. | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
1533 | Come right in. The coffee's still hot. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
1534 | We could really use your "hopes and prayers" right now. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
1535 | Well I’ll be damned... Veronica? How long has it been? | 1.3094 | 0.04549 | 139 | 101 | 33 | 5 |
1536 | These new disinfectant measures are getting a bit extreme" | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
1537 | On or off? I'm not holding the door forever. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
1538 | Up or down? Take a wild guess. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1539 | Julie was shocked that her new office building contained Dante’s lesser known 8th FLOOR of hell. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1540 | Looks like Finance is going down in a blaze of glory” | 1.3088 | 0.04491 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1541 | The handbasket is out of service but the freight elevator works just as well.” | 1.3088 | 0.04368 | 136 | 97 | 36 | 3 |
1542 | Welcome to phase 2 | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1543 | It is what it is." | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1544 | Not in those shoes sorry Ma’am” | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1545 | Climbing the corporate shaft | 1.3088 | 0.05374 | 136 | 106 | 18 | 12 |
1546 | If all of you had had pants on during the zoom meeting. This would’ve never happened. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1547 | Don’t tell us to get out! It’s our right to be here.” | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1548 | Sorry Nancy, we can’t let you in. You voted to impeach. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1549 | We are headed down. Way down.” | 1.3088 | 0.04611 | 136 | 99 | 32 | 5 |
1550 | Hey team, glad you could make it to this years non-essential employee barbecue.” | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1551 | And they say the subway is hell!” | 1.3088 | 0.05272 | 136 | 105 | 20 | 11 |
1552 | Come on, it beats hot yoga.” | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1553 | Keep it up, team. I’ll take the stairs.” | 1.3088 | 0.05272 | 136 | 105 | 20 | 11 |
1554 | You can cancel my 2 o clock, and my 3 o clock and my ..... | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1555 | We’re just the parking violators. Net losses are two levels down. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1556 | And Harvard business school promised up up up | 1.3088 | 0.05374 | 136 | 106 | 18 | 12 |
1557 | I'm a Democrat. Who are all of you? | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1558 | Frankly, I miss the water cooler talk the most | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1559 | Make room, I got fired too. | 1.3088 | 0.04368 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1560 | We're all going down in flames. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1561 | Lawyer? Take the express elevator. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1562 | Welcome to middle management! | 1.3088 | 0.04491 | 136 | 98 | 34 | 4 |
1563 | Come on in, there’s no safe distancing in Hell! | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1564 | Stop judging me, Sheila. You said I should meet other people. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1565 | Can you press "forgiven?" | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1566 | I'm sorry, this is the express for Circle Four: Greed | 1.3088 | 0.05374 | 136 | 106 | 18 | 12 |
1567 | Oh, the hell with it. I'll take the stairs. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1568 | Better get the next one. | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1569 | I said we missed the floor, not we're a metaphor. | 1.3088 | 0.04611 | 136 | 99 | 32 | 5 |
1570 | Believe me, it's no bed of roses up here either! | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1571 | Wait, didn't I hit the Up button? | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1572 | We're stuck between gluttony and greed. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1573 | On second thought, I’m going up. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1574 | Surprise! You've been fired! | 1.3088 | 0.05475 | 136 | 107 | 16 | 13 |
1575 | I didn’t know there were elevators in the White House. | 1.3088 | 0.05374 | 136 | 106 | 18 | 12 |
1576 | Do you still want that report by Friday? | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1577 | I thought hell had a flexible work-from-home policy? | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1578 | “You guys go ahead. I’ll wait for the next one.” | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1579 | That was autocorrect. I didn’t actually mean I hope my email finds you in hell. | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
1580 | wash your hands | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
1581 | Thanks. I’ll take the window.” | 1.3083 | 0.05565 | 133 | 105 | 15 | 13 |
1582 | Susan envisions another trip to get help from IT | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
1583 | What in the hell are you doing down there? | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1584 | It was either this or 5G” | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1585 | Charlie is all grown up, but she still can’t resist the urge to use her powers against those who won’t hold the elevator for a woman in heels. | 1.3083 | 0.04674 | 133 | 97 | 31 | 5 |
1586 | Going down to HR? | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1587 | I'm sorry, if you're names not Dante you're not coming in | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1588 | But where are your masks?” | 1.3083 | 0.04551 | 133 | 96 | 33 | 4 |
1589 | We decided that a Foam Party was the cleanest way to re-enter the work force.” | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1590 | There’s always room for one more” | 1.3083 | 0.04674 | 133 | 97 | 31 | 5 |
1591 | Sorry, executives only” | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1592 | Actually, I would like to get back in.” | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1593 | Still beats our 11:30 all-staff meetings with Ted. | 1.3083 | 0.04551 | 133 | 96 | 33 | 4 |
1594 | You’re being alarmist. We’ve had elevators for years.” | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1595 | We are going down in flames and there’s definitely room for one more.” | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1596 | Take back what you said Claire. For the love of God take it back. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1597 | This is why most buildings don't have a 13th floor. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1598 | Press "Up." | 1.3083 | 0.05461 | 133 | 104 | 17 | 12 |
1599 | You think you’re in hell? I’m stuck inside a New Yorker cartoon with tiny hoof feet . | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
1600 | You may want to take the stairs. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1601 | It’s ok - it’s a dry heat. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1602 | This is the hellevator. Going down! | 1.3083 | 0.04551 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
1603 | This is literally an elevator from hell. | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
1604 | Relax. It’s dry heat | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1605 | Trump said it would magically disappear. | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
1606 | At least the building is rent controlled. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1607 | Alright, who pressed 13? | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1608 | Going Down?" "Hell Yes!! | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1609 | Believe it or not, we were sent up here for punishment. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1610 | The stairway to heaven is on the left. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1611 | Also, I farted in here... | 1.3083 | 0.04674 | 133 | 97 | 31 | 5 |
1612 | You might want to think twice before padding that expense report. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1613 | We weren’t wearing masks. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1614 | Despite the horror her desire to socially connect was overwhelming. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1615 | No, lady, we are not going up. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1616 | When Nancy heard that some of her coworkers had gotten the shaft, this wasn't what she expected. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1617 | It's still better than taking the stairs." | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1618 | This doesn’t look like enough social distancing” | 1.3066 | 0.05135 | 137 | 105 | 22 | 10 |
1619 | No, going down. | 1.3066 | 0.05238 | 137 | 106 | 20 | 11 |
1620 | Touching the down arrow without hand sanitizer is the least of your concerns. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1621 | Someone pushed H. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1622 | And you think the glass ceiling is a problem! | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
1623 | I wouldn't hit the down button if I were you | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
1624 | You obviously hit the down button more than once. | 1.3066 | 0.04755 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1625 | It's a helluva elevator speech. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
1626 | We’re going to have to revise our findings on the flashpoint of hand sanitizer” | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
1627 | I thought you said seventh circle | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
1628 | Out of the frying pan” | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
1629 | Yeah, this one isn't a drill... Take the stairs | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
1630 | I'm warning you, don't go below the basement. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1631 | Great. Now I have to walk down seven flights of stairs in heels. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1632 | Well you are the people that voted for Trump. What do you expect? | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
1633 | We thought the boiler was malfunctioning, but it turns out Hell was only a half floor below. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1634 | It looks like you all have had a day straight out of hell! | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
1635 | This is the no social distancing car" | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
1636 | So how long have you guys been in quarantine? | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1637 | Now that's an easy short cut to hell. | 1.3060 | 0.04584 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1638 | Told you it was hell taking the elevator... | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1639 | I knew I should have worked from home. You're not even wearing masks." | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1640 | Hell? This is a law firm, your stop is one floor up. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1641 | This is why I wanted to work from home” | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1642 | Essential Workers Only. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1643 | Trump just asked me to be his running mate | 1.3053 | 0.05620 | 131 | 104 | 14 | 13 |
1644 | What do the Hellevator and the economy have in common? They’re goin down.” | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1645 | I thought it was a stairway to hell. This is a lot more convenient. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1646 | This is what happens when you press down too many times. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1647 | We don’t worry about social distancing where you are going. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1648 | The next time someone says 'go to hell', take it seriously! | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1649 | Don’t worry, Karen, my lawyer is all over this. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1650 | This is the fright elevator. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1651 | oh dear, Trump darling. But you remember you cut OSHA when you slashed EPA | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1652 | We're not practicing self distancing. You may want to wait for the next one. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1653 | Fifth floor must be Greed! | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1654 | This is a private elevator for lawyers only. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
1655 | Hot air rises, Karen. You'll be fine." | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1656 | I've just gotta ask … why does your left eye look like a small penis? | 1.3037 | 0.05491 | 135 | 107 | 15 | 13 |
1657 | Going down I figure. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1658 | “It’s okay ma’am, we’re interns.” | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1659 | So... does the Devil actually wear Prada?” | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1660 | Oh my God ,how much lysol have i inhaled? | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1661 | It’s okay, none of us are wearing masks either. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1662 | Are you attending anger management training too?” | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1663 | So this is what they mean by "problematic". | 1.3030 | 0.04426 | 132 | 95 | 34 | 3 |
1664 | God looking down on 2020 | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1665 | It's not what it looks like." | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1666 | When I said “building full of hotties,” this isn’t what I meant, | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1667 | Welcome back to work. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1668 | "This is our new disinfectant. Kills all those viruses instantly. Like magic." | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1669 | It's a living hell in here" | 1.3030 | 0.05371 | 132 | 103 | 18 | 11 |
1670 | i was wondering where all the people without masks were going” | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1671 | Its fine, this is still better than 2020 | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1672 | Is this where the President’s latest task force is meeting? | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1673 | Where in hell are you people going? | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1674 | Work from home or work from hell - vision 2020" | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1675 | Every elevator in Trump Tower | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
1676 | A burning issue has come up. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1677 | And I thought I had a rough week.” | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1678 | Going back to work will be literal hell | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1679 | Mark, when I said we’d prepare to go down in flames I didn’t mean... | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1680 | Thanks Dave, but I’ll just take the stairs | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1681 | No, we're used to that. The problem is that we're stuck between floors. | 1.3030 | 0.04555 | 132 | 96 | 32 | 4 |
1682 | I'd wait for one going up. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1683 | You're cancelling our fire insurance? We didn't file a claim yet. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1684 | Honey, I can explain later why I am shirtless. For now please call 911! | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1685 | We forgot out face masks | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1686 | Like hell I’m getting in this elevator without a mask. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1687 | You seem like a nice lady, why don't you take the stairs? | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1688 | Once you get in it's actually quite pleasant. | 1.3030 | 0.04426 | 132 | 95 | 34 | 3 |
1689 | I think I’ll just take the corporate ladder” | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1690 | Umm, thanks, I'll take the next one. | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1691 | I understand your confusion, but corporate lobbyists are on the 17th floor. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1692 | This Elevator is going down Madam. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1693 | Hi, we're the other people. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1694 | Yes, down, but express | 1.3030 | 0.05477 | 132 | 104 | 16 | 12 |
1695 | Careful. The 'L' button stands for Lucifer. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1696 | Can I bother you for a glass of water? | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1697 | Well, heat is supposed to kill the virus. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1698 | This is worse than the tuba players | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1699 | You might want to rethink the deal you just made | 1.3030 | 0.04555 | 132 | 96 | 32 | 4 |
1700 | Lady, this elevator is going to hell! | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
1701 | The good news is we still have jobs. | 1.3030 | 0.04555 | 132 | 96 | 32 | 4 |
1702 | Yeah, Nikki Haley got off too. | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1703 | Are you here to fix the sprinklers? | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1704 | I think I’ll wait for the next one” | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1705 | “you may want to rethink that back to work order for another month...” | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1706 | This is still better than helping my kid with geometry” | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1707 | Oh sorry, you’re all going down in flames - I intend to go up in flames so I’ll wait for the next one!” | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1708 | This one's pretty full. Might want to wait for the next one. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
1709 | “Big Pharma? Nope...You need to go up a floor. We’re going down to NRA.” | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1710 | I'd rather take the stairway to heaven | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1711 | Sorry, I didn’t have time to fire you all individually | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1712 | Apparently there was a “no hand shaking” memo we all missed | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1713 | ...I’ll just get the next one” | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1714 | It’s definitely disinfected. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1715 | We’re back to work but taking extreme disinfecting measures.” | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1716 | This place sure has gone to hell | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1717 | Karen realized with horror that she’d forgotten to wear deodorant to her first day at Hell Inc.” | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1718 | You know what? It stills beats a Zoom meeting.” | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1719 | Can I assume you’ve all been tested? | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1720 | Really? Violating elevator capacity is your biggest concern right now? | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1721 | It was this or another Zoom call. | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1722 | Karma. I told the boss, "Go to Hell." | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1723 | You were right, this place is going to hell. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
1724 | Well I’ll actually be damned if I have to take the stairs. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1725 | I hope you don’t have any important papers in that briefcase | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1726 | Going all the way down, I see. | 1.3023 | 0.04618 | 129 | 94 | 31 | 4 |
1727 | Perkins, I still want that report by Friday. I am sure there are computers in hell. | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1728 | Uh, no. Purgatorio is one floor up. We’re just all going to hell here. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1729 | Any chance you could make a Big Gulp run for us? | 1.3023 | 0.04348 | 129 | 92 | 35 | 2 |
1730 | Uh, no. We're not going up. | 1.3023 | 0.04618 | 129 | 94 | 31 | 4 |
1731 | It’s bigger than a hand basket. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1732 | When I said, "You can all go to Hell," I didn't mean it literally. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1733 | Another damnation that could have been an email. | 1.3023 | 0.03984 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
1734 | Before you get on, do you mind putting on a mask? | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1735 | No, actually this is Limbo. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1736 | The current crop of New Yorker cartoonists has lost its subtlety! | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1737 | Purgatory's on four. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1738 | I told you this company was going to Hell! | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1739 | Oh, you don’t see your ex cause I’m standing on his shoulders. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1740 | Yeah it's hot, but you get used to it. | 1.3023 | 0.03984 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
1741 | I'm sorry, this elevator only goes to the legal department. | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1742 | No corner office, no personal hell...I quit. | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1743 | It's exactly what it looks like | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1744 | I can see your hose from here !" | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1745 | You're overdressed. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1746 | Just take the next one.” | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
1747 | Sheryl, I almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on! | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
1748 | I’ll just wait for the next one, thanks | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1749 | Are you another lawyer? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
1750 | ...And then I said, We are all in this together” 🤓 | 1.3000 | 0.04653 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1751 | My boss told me to go to Hell. | 1.3000 | 0.04653 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1752 | Not another trial by fire! | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
1753 | Virus, hornets... now fire? I really thought God would be more creative with the next plague” | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1754 | So, now you’re going to find out what happens if you push both buttons at the same time.” | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1755 | I guess this is what happens when you don’t follow CDC guidelines | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1756 | It looks bad, but you should see the stairs. | 1.2992 | 0.04516 | 127 | 92 | 32 | 3 |
1757 | The president must have Tweeted that fire is a good alternative to disinfectant. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1758 | What the hell's going on?" | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1759 | Global Warming is everywhere these days. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1760 | We may have been a little persistent in pushing that down button... | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1761 | I told you we should start taking temperatures before letting anyone in the office.” | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1762 | This can't be right, I've got an MBA. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1763 | Yes. We’re going up. Our charges were dropped. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1764 | No, seriously. The boss said I was on fire today. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1765 | It turns out all the religions are wrong. God is the boss from Dilbert and, lady, he is fucking pissed. | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1766 | At least someone’s looking hot today. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1767 | Even if you’ve been good your whole life, never press all the buttons. | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
1768 | We're trying the White House's new recommendation for COVID-19 therapies. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1769 | You forgot the marshmallows? | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1770 | It’s o.k. The president told us that he had it under control! | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1771 | I guess you could say we got the shaft. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1772 | Unfortunately for you, there is no “next one”... | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1773 | Being stuck and burning would be bad enough, but the Muzak is all Abba. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1774 | Yeah, it's Hell, but it kills the virus! | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1775 | Come on in, no social distancing down here. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1776 | Thank god, you've brought marshmallows! | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1777 | Sorry. It’s eight riders tops, and we’ve already got multitudes. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1778 | On the plus side, all your colleagues are here. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1779 | It was either this or the stairs. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1780 | If you’re here for your exit interview, you’re overdressed. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1781 | Going down only. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1782 | No, really, there’s room for one more” | 1.2985 | 0.04107 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 4 |
1783 | Sorry. Wrong floor. I wasn’t looking for accounting. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1784 | The PPE still hasn't come. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1785 | Great !!! A perfect ending to a "hell of a day" | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1786 | You here for the new 'feel the burn' class? | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1787 | Who knew the Rapture was fake news? | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1788 | Are you a banker or lawyer? Or a member of Trump's cabinet? | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1789 | It's windowless, prone to spontaneous bouts of fire, and I share a bedroom with 4 other roommates, but hey--at least I can finally afford the midtown rent prices with my stimulus check! | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1790 | Geez, mister Trump's properties have sure gone downhill since he made that last deal with the devil. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1791 | Is it Take Your Demon to work day already? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1792 | I’m trying to get to the fifth circle of hell actually.” | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
1793 | Does Harvey Weinstein live on this floor? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1794 | No, accounts payable is on the 16th floor. We're in legal services. | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
1795 | We're going to hell. Lingerie is on the third floor. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1796 | Can you press 'Down'? | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1797 | Turns out this job really is hell. | 1.2969 | 0.05361 | 128 | 100 | 18 | 10 |
1798 | Nothing to see here, Margaret.” | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1799 | The creative team was literally on fire today." | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1800 | C’mon in. The fire’s fine! | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1801 | This is the only one working." | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1802 | We missed the deadline." | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1803 | The boss really meant it when she said we got fired...” | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1804 | Now that’s an exit strategy | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1805 | I think you’re taking the whole Devil’s Advocate thing a little too far.” | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1806 | To be fair, we did hit "Reply all" | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1807 | Everybody Jump” | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1808 | I thought the fire was just an empty threat to get us to self-isolate! | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1809 | It was this or staying at home.” | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1810 | We are waiting for hell to freeze over or Trump to deliver a clear response to the pandemic. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1811 | Well, good morning to you too" | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1812 | You’re really going to make me take the stairs in heals? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1813 | Ah yes, you were protesting at the capital. There’s a special place for you here.” | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1814 | Sorry, I'm practicing social distancing" | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1815 | What you’re seeing and hearing isn’t really happening. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1816 | You just had to hit reply all on that last email. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1817 | Sorry, I already have enough fires to put out at home” | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1818 | Injecting yourself with disinfectant may cause hallucinations. | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
1819 | But the project deadline won't be postponed". | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1820 | THIS is the elevator sanitation device? | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1821 | Someone found the 13th floor.” | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1822 | We don't get paid enough for this" | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1823 | I’ll take the stairway to heaven.” | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1824 | You guys must be from accounting” | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1825 | Stairs it is! | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1826 | Dante was mistaken. There’s a 10th circle: people who make small talk in elevators. | 1.2960 | 0.05568 | 125 | 99 | 15 | 11 |
1827 | I'll take the stairs...thanks. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1828 | Which circle?” | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1829 | This elevator is for the Oval Office only, use the next one. I beg of you. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1830 | oh, I didn't vote for Trump, so, I guess I'll take the next one" | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1831 | Once you get past the eternal damnation part, it’s really just like living in Las Vegas!” | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1832 | In 2020, hell comes to you... | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1833 | on the bright side, heat kills the virus | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1834 | Going down, or up in flames?” | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
1835 | No more than 4 to an elevator | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1836 | But on the plus side, the curve is flattening.” | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1837 | We chose this over working from home one more day" | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1838 | Get in Helen, we’re goin’ to corporate” | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1839 | This place is hell. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1840 | Going Dante? | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
1841 | It's been a hellofa week at the office. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1842 | We just finished the Republican caucus. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1843 | There’s been a severe shortage of handbaskets since 2016. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1844 | Told you all this place was going down in flames | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1845 | We're Science deniers - Live Pagen! Die Pagen! | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1846 | Masks are optional. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1847 | Sorry, you have to bring your own hand basket. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1848 | This one is stuck eternally. The next one should be free. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1849 | Re-open the U.S. amid a pandemic and always take the elevator during a fire. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1850 | We are going down in flames, next elevator is up in smoke. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1851 | I may be late for the meeting. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1852 | Trust me, you don’t want to work here | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1853 | No, this is sixth, Heresy. Greed is on four. | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
1854 | This is what happens when you don't take social distancing seriously. | 1.2960 | 0.05568 | 125 | 99 | 15 | 11 |
1855 | We told you this was a hell of a place to work. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1856 | Need you ask? | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1857 | For Heaven you have to use the stairway." | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1858 | You should use the fire exit! | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
1859 | Sure it’s a little warm, but the basement bargains are to die for. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1860 | Hurry! If you jump you can go straight to hell with the rest of us. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1861 | Tell Human Resources that the "Ethics Tutorial" has some problems. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1862 | We're the company hotshots. The whiz kids are in the bathroom. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1863 | I thought they were going to drain the swamp. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1864 | It might look bad, but the elevator is running about as well as everything else right now. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1865 | If you can't stand the heat, don't take the Hellevator. | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1866 | I pressed UP, not DOWN | 1.2960 | 0.03939 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1867 | Janet, what did you think happened when told us to go to hell? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1868 | Didn't anybody tell you? We've been fired. | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
1869 | Hey, you guys are from Dewey, Birnam and Howe right? | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1870 | Don’t worry guys, I’ll catch the next one. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1871 | Don’t bother applying. They’re firing everybody. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1872 | Purgatory is up one. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1873 | Don't worry. It's just a laundry chute. Throw in the briefcase. We'll clean your money once we get down there. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1874 | They sent us out to work from home. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1875 | Eventually everybody goes down. Even upper management. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1876 | Have we made it, is this the executive floor? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
1877 | Is this floor 666? | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1878 | Never fails, when I want to go up the only elevator is going down. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1879 | Handbaskets, top floor, lady. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1880 | I know, but the stairway had locusts. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1881 | I recommend that you take the stairs. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1882 | Jury duty. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1883 | Fire hurts, Karen, but feeling left out hurts more. | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1884 | We're not going down.We're stuck in limbo. | 1.2960 | 0.04403 | 125 | 90 | 33 | 2 |
1885 | It was either this, or wear masks. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1886 | Sure, but this is the first meeting in months where we’re all wearing pants.” | 1.2951 | 0.05544 | 122 | 96 | 16 | 10 |
1887 | this way of disinfecting the lift is not working” | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1888 | But are you six feet apart | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1889 | Heaven can wait 🔥👹 | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1890 | would you mind catching the next one? it’s kind of a bad time. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1891 | Thank you for calling the unemployment claims hotline, please hold | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1892 | Hell is other people in a broken elevator." | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1893 | We look forward to serving you again at The Purgatory" | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1894 | We hit reply all to company-wide emails | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1895 | We could climb out, but I worry the cure might be worse than the disease.” | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1896 | The flaming lift is stuck again... | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1897 | We didn’t social distance” | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1898 | The Staircase to Heaven was blocked off”. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1899 | He doesn't believe in masks or social distancing. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1900 | Trust me, you want the Stairway to Heaven, around to the left! | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1901 | On reflection, taking the pay cut was the right choice for Karen. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1902 | It’s clothing optional and no carry-on luggage allowed. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1903 | I suggest you do not go down. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 99 | 12 | 11 |
1904 | Welcome Back! Working from the Office is the new Hell! | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1905 | If you think this is bad you should see the accounting wing | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1906 | Social distancing, injecting bleach, or disinfection with fire!? | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1907 | It was either this or the board meeting. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1908 | When they said a corporation would take my soul I thought it’d be more subtle. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1909 | This isn't going to help you deal with your fear of elevators, is it? | 1.2951 | 0.04610 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1910 | "Floor Six, Hell. Awkward small talk, uncomfortable glances, and someone who ate Mexican last night . | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1911 | Oh, so you're like FIRED fired. | 1.2951 | 0.04683 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1912 | Bad mistake. We pushed the pentagram instead of the penthouse button. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1913 | It may be Hell, but it's a welcome respite from work. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1914 | Yep, this is the express.. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1915 | Come on, all of Wall Street is working from home. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1916 | Doesn't look like you've been fired yet. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1917 | Changed my mind. I will stay here in purgatory | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1918 | Is this the 13th floor?. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1919 | Can you get maintenance? The fire button just controls temperature | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1920 | The H didn't stand for Hall. | 1.2951 | 0.05544 | 122 | 96 | 16 | 10 |
1921 | That's OK, I'll catch it on the way up. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1922 | Come on down, we're with the Trump Administration. | 1.2951 | 0.05544 | 122 | 96 | 16 | 10 |
1923 | You said it was a furlough | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1924 | Trust me. Wait for the next one. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1925 | I see you are here for your interview with Dante. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1926 | Fast, jump in, the next one is your boss with coffee breath. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1927 | There will be plenty of room on the return trip. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1928 | This is for lawyers – CPA's are on the next car. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1929 | Welcome to Accounting | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1930 | I thought hell would freeze over before I had to return to the office...lost that bet.” | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1931 | You go ahead. I’m going up.” | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1932 | We expect it to freeze over any minute” | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1933 | The difference between me and you is that I’m on fire. | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
1934 | Burnout in a workplace | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1935 | So, Miss Bonnie ... we always thought you were so ... perfect. | 1.2937 | 0.03575 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1936 | No, this is the express elevator to the DMV. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1937 | This elevator only goes down to hell or high water. Take the other one to reach fire and brimstone. | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
1938 | But you promised to follow me anywhere. | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1939 | Great presentation! You guys were on fire today! | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1940 | I’d like to file an appeal if it’s not too late. | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
1941 | We got on in hell and the damned thing just kept going up. | 1.2937 | 0.03201 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1942 | You're going in those shoes? | 1.2937 | 0.04517 | 126 | 92 | 31 | 3 |
1943 | And suddenly Beth realized how cool the view from the top really was. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1944 | We're going to The Bad Place." | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1945 | «Hey Rachel, fire drill today.» | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1946 | Don’t forget your hand sanitizer” | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1947 | M’am, either jump in to go down in flames or take the stairway to heaven.” | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1948 | Oh great, who decided Hades should be in charge of maintenance again?” | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1949 | Are those Louboutins? | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1950 | Yeah, He’s officially rounding up all the Republicans | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1951 | I knew going back to work was going to be hell." | 1.2927 | 0.04792 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1952 | What happened to the gates?” | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
1953 | “If you press the emergency button you better mean it” | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1954 | So, can I expect that by end of day?” | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1955 | You couldn't press up, could you? | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1956 | What happens to people who try to leave work early. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1957 | We’ve reached the 9th level of Hell, legal department! | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1958 | Well, guess there’s no where to go but up” | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1959 | I'll wait for the next one, thanks. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1960 | May I recommend the stairway to heaven? | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1961 | It was this or get investigated by Ronan Farrow. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1962 | You must be here for the Board meeting. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1963 | Guess I'll just take the stairs | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1964 | Oops, I must have pressed the down button a few too many times! | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1965 | Psst... they're firing everyone, take the fire escape. | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
1966 | Would you mind making a beer run? | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1967 | Shall I send your mother your regards? | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1968 | This that special place you've heard is reserved for micromanagers. | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1969 | Sorry Cheryl, only real nudists allowed at the elevator meringue party! | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1970 | Hold the door for me please! | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1971 | We're having a fire drill. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1972 | In case of fire, take stairs | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1973 | We were all fired” | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1974 | Purgatory: inconvenience or ignoring social distancing guidelines | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1975 | Good luck with your interview. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1976 | The stairway to heaven is nonsmoking. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1977 | No, the gates to hell are over there. This is just the elevator to the costumer support Center. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1978 | What are you staring at? | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1979 | This is why you don’t take the elevator when it says out of order.” | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1980 | Does it spark joy? | 1.2917 | 0.05474 | 120 | 94 | 17 | 9 |
1981 | I’ll tell you what I told Dante - you’re looking for the 9th Floor in Building C. This is Building A.” | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1982 | Sorry, Susan. This elevator is just for lawyers. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1983 | Where in Hell do you think we’re going? | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1984 | It looks worse than it is. | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1985 | No thanks. I’ll take the next one. | 1.2917 | 0.05474 | 120 | 94 | 17 | 9 |
1986 | Which floor is the pool on? | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1987 | Betsy DeVos meets with public school students | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1988 | Well it appears Dante forgot to mention this circle of Hell. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1989 | It's a hell-of a ride. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1990 | Don't forget to wash your hands. | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1991 | How much worse can it be? | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1992 | We all just got fired | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1993 | I warned you. Don't criticize the President. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1994 | Hey Karen, there's plenty of room if you want to join us! We'll be seeing you down here anyway. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
1995 | See ya! We are going down in flames! | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
1996 | The trick is to lean into it. | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1997 | Everybody, this is Beth, our new associate. She just passed the Bar! | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1998 | I thought I pressed UP | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1999 | . “Hellivator.” | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2000 | On second thought, maybe I’ll take the stairs” | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2001 | I'll just take the next one | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2002 | Hell is other people in an elevator. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2003 | No, the highway to hell is outside. This is the elevator to an in person meeting that could just have been an email. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2004 | I guess I’ll take the stairs | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2005 | Dante’s Tenth Floor | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2006 | The CEO asked if we could take the heat for him. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2007 | This elevator is for Executives Only" | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2008 | I thought it would be funny to press all the buttons at once...” | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2009 | We're waiting to see if our fire tests come back positive" | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2010 | This is why I don't trust elevators that say the safety certificate is located at the front desk | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2011 | Just another Monday! | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2012 | Yes, this is Dante’s Inferno, but lobbyists for big oil check in on floor five.” | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2013 | We’ve decided to go in another direction. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2014 | HR was also put in charge of sanitizing the building | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2015 | Did anyone else forget to wear deodorant?!” | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2016 | You must be new here." | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2017 | The elevator is now the preferred means of travel instead of the highway as part of Hell’s renewed focus on sustainability in 2020” | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
2018 | Did you bring the bleach?” | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2019 | The stairway to heaven is the door on your right” | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2020 | Eve, thank GOD it's you... | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2021 | This is the elevator to eternal damnation, you want the elevator to the right” | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2022 | Hell is more of a journey than a destination." | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2023 | I’ll stay here... Trump is down there for sure! | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2024 | Oh hi Karen, well yes, it turns out the Good Intentions path was this elevator all along”. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2025 | We hear you made partner!" | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2026 | That was one hot elevator pitch. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2027 | But, hey, at least we’re all in this together” | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2028 | Sandra join us it’s the new cleanse for the virus, 10 minutes is all you need” | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
2029 | Might wanna wait for the next car” | 1.2893 | 0.04055 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2030 | you guys go ahead, I’ll take the stairs | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2031 | There is no elevator to hell. You have to take the corporate ladder. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2032 | The coronavirus measures have been taken up a notch" | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2033 | No, no, don’t worry. I’ll take the next one, what with social distancing and all.” | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2034 | Oh, we can make room.” | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2035 | Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2036 | The heat, generally speaking, kills this kind of virus. So that would be a good thing. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2037 | After the elevator got stuck halfway, I busted out the whipped cream. Things got weird after that." | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2038 | The liberals say the social elevator is broken, so we are proving them wrong” | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
2039 | Hell is outsourcing torture in light of social distancing.” | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2040 | No, no thanks, I’ll keep going down. I’d prefer not to hear another WhiteHouse press briefing.” | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2041 | Now that’s a hot flash! | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2042 | So that’s level B” | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2043 | I called for help but all the firefighters have a cough.” | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2044 | I was going to use the stairs anyways | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2045 | Don't take this one--someone pressed all the buttons. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2046 | It’s not that bad. The cafeteria serves beer on Fridays. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2047 | We've come to account for our sins. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2048 | We're the new interns. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2049 | If I were you, I wouldn't press H | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2050 | Get the hell out of here, Janet! | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2051 | The devil made us do it | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2052 | Does this floor have an ice machine? | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2053 | Actually, we don't mind the occasional draft | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2054 | This is what happens when they don’t skip the 13th floor. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2055 | When they told me half the staff would be fired, I didn't think it would be this bad | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2056 | Don’t worry, it cools off around the seventh circle. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2057 | Beware of the credit default swap. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2058 | Push the UP button! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2059 | It's cooler in the back. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2060 | I should've worked from home. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2061 | Well, it sure isn't the stairway to heaven. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2062 | Seriously? Does it look like we're going up? | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
2063 | Tell Frank his reservations about a new performance evaluation program were valid. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2064 | You guys really got the shaft! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2065 | For being in an elevator and not staying six feet apart. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2066 | Going down...eternally! | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2067 | I wish I could say ‘up’ | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2068 | Karen knew the pandemic was bad when the tax department became a regular part of her erotic fantasies | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2069 | Essential workers. Thanks for asking. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2070 | We're full. | 1.2893 | 0.04459 | 121 | 88 | 31 | 2 |
2071 | 1) The sign clearly said: in case of fire do not use the elevator.2 | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2072 | Welcome to the first circle of hell. Limbo. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2073 | Please take the stairs in the event of a fire. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2074 | I know what you're thinking, this is not social distancing! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2075 | Sorry, yes, going down. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2076 | Task Force finale by Goethe | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2077 | We only stop for lawyers. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2078 | I think I’m gonna take the stairs. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2079 | 7th Floor; Hades Lingerie | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
2080 | How far down does this elevator go? | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2081 | I guess I'll take the stairway to Heaven. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2082 | HR's on the fourth floor; we're headed down to legal. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2083 | Don’t worry! The heat protects against the virus. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2084 | No, purgatory is the car to your right. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2085 | When we wanted to go down, we had no idea! | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2086 | It's not coming back up. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2087 | The stairway to heaven might be slower, but in the long run you'll be happier. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2088 | If you would be so kind to push the up button. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2089 | Sure at first, but you get used to it. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2090 | Don't keep hitting the button. Seriously. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2091 | I know, I know. We're not doing a good job with social distancing. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
2092 | It's hell when the elevator stops mid-floor. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2093 | You guys going down to Legal or HR? | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2094 | Can you take the next one? We’re going down in flames. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2095 | No, this is Nestle. Facebook is even further down. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2096 | I thought the stairs burned calories. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2097 | P button is for purgatory, not parking. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
2098 | We're not all former Trump aides. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2099 | I’d take the next one. Karen just pushed ALL the buttons, didn’t you Karen? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2100 | This hotel has really gone to hell. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
2101 | You're looking for the stairway to heaven? Back down the hall, first door to the left. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2102 | Oh God, sorry wrong floor! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2103 | I take it they denied my appeal? | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2104 | I knew building management was going to hell. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2105 | It's not bad, but the alarm bell is really annoying. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2106 | Actually, there is one floor below “lobby” | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2107 | It's a theme party lift. Naked or KKK your choice. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2108 | Got the shaft too? | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
2109 | HR calls it baptism by fire... | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2110 | Any news on my request for a promotion? | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2111 | Jerry called. Our performance reviews are in. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2112 | This doesn't go up. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2113 | Myrna, when you said I was going straight to Hell, you weren’t kidding were you. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2114 | This is the disservice elevator. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
2115 | Deb, before you get in, could you be a doll and hit the "Up" button? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2116 | I would definitely recommend the stairs. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2117 | So it will take forever for the next car. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2118 | Up, please. And water. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2119 | There's a convenient satellite branch near every major law firm. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
2120 | It may look like hell, but there's no social distancing here! | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
2121 | Heaven? You need to take the stairway! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2122 | No mask? No problem. Jump right in! | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2123 | Getting fired at trump tower is no joke | 1.2893 | 0.05559 | 121 | 96 | 15 | 10 |
2124 | It's called middle management. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2125 | Yes, we are going down. Why do you ask? | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
2126 | We've got two criminal attorneys, Barb was Family Law and Bill here did Corporate. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2127 | Is this floor 2019? No, sorry, this is floor 2020. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2128 | Careful, the slope is slippery. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2129 | When they said "heat rises," this wasn't what I was expecting. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2130 | You gotta take elevators 9 or 10 to get to the seventh circle. These only go to circles one through four. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2131 | It's okay, I'll wait" | 1.2881 | 0.05658 | 118 | 94 | 14 | 10 |
2132 | Oh, don’t worry, we chose to be in here. It seemed more pleasant than trying to survive 2020 right now. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2133 | A visual representation of entering a zoom call | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2134 | I guess I'll save my elevator pitch for later." | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
2135 | You might want to wait for the next one.” | 1.2881 | 0.04754 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
2136 | Are you staring up my skirt, Mark?! | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2137 | Is this what Dante meant?” | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2138 | You want legal? Same floor | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2139 | You need to take the stairway if you are looking to get into heaven.. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2140 | Uhh, they told us this was part of the reopening plan.” | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2141 | Close the door Karen, you’re letting out all the hot air!” | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2142 | The waiting room is full. | 1.2881 | 0.04520 | 118 | 86 | 30 | 2 |
2143 | Welcome to floor 2020 | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2144 | Opposite Day: In case of fire, use elevator” @layla_rona | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2145 | I knew I’d go there one day, but I never thought it would come to me first” 😜 | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2146 | Can you please tell Johnson I’m not going to make his three o’clock. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2147 | I told them hand sanitizer is INflammable...is Mary Norris on this floor?” | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2148 | Hey Jill, squeeze on in.” | 1.2881 | 0.00851 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
2149 | It’s fine, we’re just disinfecting ourselves. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
2150 | You got furloughed too, Janet? Hop in, we’re all headed to HR.” | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2151 | We’re not on fire. You’re on fire.” | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2152 | Maybe you should take the stairs. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2153 | Trump Tower - MTV Cribs episode. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2154 | “Too soon” | 1.2881 | 0.04357 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2155 | ....And here I thought I was already in hell. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2156 | Better wait for the next one | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2157 | Hot? Yes, but on the plus side there are no social distancing requirements.” | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2158 | Unless you're going to "L", I'd wait for another car. | 1.2881 | 0.05529 | 118 | 93 | 16 | 9 |
2159 | And you thought taking the stairs was hell? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2160 | Sorry, no room. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2161 | Thank God I'm going up. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2162 | Can you call maintenance? | 1.2881 | 0.05529 | 118 | 93 | 16 | 9 |
2163 | This is the local. It stops at all nine levels. | 1.2881 | 0.05529 | 118 | 93 | 16 | 9 |
2164 | Hi Mary, welcome to the Board of Directors meeting, sorry for the sulfur smell. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
2165 | This is what happens to lazy people. I am gonna take the stairs. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2166 | Let me guess, lawyer? | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2167 | Looking for the Kock Industry offices? Hop in! | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2168 | This is for CEO's only. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2169 | Sorry, I'm just not dressed for it | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2170 | Beats all those Zoom meetings. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2171 | Ma’am, this is only purgatory. We should be back up soon. ! | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2172 | You'd be better off using the stairs. | 1.2881 | 0.04520 | 118 | 86 | 30 | 2 |
2173 | Welcome to the 1%! Going down? | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2174 | You might consider waiting for the next one. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
2175 | THIS IS PR, HR IS ON THE 5TH FLOOR MA'AM | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2176 | This, or another day at home. Give me a minute. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2177 | I'd suggest waiting for the next one. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2178 | Stand six feet away! | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2179 | Social distancing is Hell. | 1.2881 | 0.03919 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2180 | You’re in the right place. We’ve recently replaced the seven gates with the elevators. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2181 | It doesn't go up. We tried. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2182 | It's business class hell. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2183 | Come on in - at least its safe here - the heat kills the virus | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2184 | Oh, so this is the building where hell on earth is. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2185 | Where is Trump? | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2186 | Going down actually... | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2187 | I wish! No, we're going down. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2188 | There’s a case of bottled water on the table behind you — would you mind? | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2189 | Nah, women’s wear is on 3 | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
2190 | 'Just to see what's down there,' is NOT reason enough to press B. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
2191 | The hellivator is broken again. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2192 | Come on in, there's room. There's always room. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2193 | Apparently the penthouse is heaven. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2194 | Taking the stairs only burns calories. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2195 | OK Governor I’ll stay at home! | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2196 | I’d take the stairs if I were you” | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2197 | Does this mean the 10 o’clock meeting is canceled? | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2198 | Furloughed, fired...what’s the difference? | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2199 | I really thought this would have been a hand-basket.” | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
2200 | It was at that moment Susan decided a career change might be good for her.” | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2201 | Well, you could take the next car, but I doubt you’ll find anyone as hot as me in there. | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
2202 | So uhh... how bout them knicks?” | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
2203 | I gather this is the fire exit? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2204 | Our company has a strict firewall. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
2205 | Is it only Monday? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2206 | Are you Trump's newest attorney? Welcome to the Trump Administration! | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2207 | Can you call Harold? We're supposed to be in Purgatory by 3:00 | 1.2869 | 0.05395 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
2208 | Didn’t anyone tell you? New York is hell right now. | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
2209 | Facebook or Google? | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
2210 | I think you want the other one. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2211 | You probably thought the commute was hell. | 1.2869 | 0.05395 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
2212 | Sorry, we're going down in flames, not up. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2213 | Get back to work or they'll fire you too! | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2214 | Now that you're on staff you can forget what they told you when they hired you | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
2215 | Hey, do you think we look HOT? | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
2216 | No, the other elevator bank is for Circles 1 through 5. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
2217 | It’s important that we try to maintain business as usual during these trying times.” | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
2218 | I knew I should have continued working from home | 1.2857 | 0.04488 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
2219 | Hell of a way to start a Tuesday...” | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
2220 | Tell me again how my fear of buildings with a 13th floor is a 'silly superstition', Diane!" | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
2221 | How to make a killer elevator pitch | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
2222 | Hop in, there's room." | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
2223 | Karen, could you let everyone in the conference room know we'll be a minute?" | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
2224 | My sons third grade math was way harder than this | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
2225 | „Did you hear? There‘s a fire in the elevator.“ | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
2226 | Oh yeah, we’re going down. | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
2227 | The 13th floor isn't missing anymore. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
2228 | Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Or take the stairs. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
2229 | Oh! I thought I was already there. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
2230 | Lois, we can take it up with HR later this afternoon, but right now I really need you to pee on me. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
2231 | Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
2232 | Oh, a Covfefe of Covidiots, thanks but I'll take the next elevator. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
2233 | We can always make room for one more. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
2234 | We just got audited. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
2235 | Hey guys, how’s it going in the Drug Pricing department? | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
2236 | Orientation? No, you want H.R. on the floor above. This is the Legal Dept. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
2237 | Up to the Seventh Circle? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2238 | that's ok, I'll get the next one! | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2239 | I thought I was already in hell.” | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2240 | Uhhh...well yeah...going down. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
2241 | Good Lord, It’s My old flame | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
2242 | Looks like fun but I'll wait for the next elevator. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2243 | Do you have any toilet paper in your bag? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2244 | The lyin', loser Fire Department told us to use the stairs! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2245 | Marshmallow whip. What did you think it was? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
2246 | Thank you but I'm going up! | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
2247 | Abandon all hope as we head down to accounting. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
2248 | Please call maintenance; we're stuck between Heaven and Hell. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
2249 | Did you push the button for the hellevator? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2250 | Elevator to Hell," Led Zepplin's less successful song | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2251 | You don't look too hot yourself! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2252 | So much for good intentions | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2253 | Yeah my elevator pitch went down in flames. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
2254 | You either get 'Screams of the Damned' or 'The Girl from Ipanema.' | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2255 | Please hit the UP button, for heaven’s sake! | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2256 | What do you mean,"Going up?"? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
2257 | This is going to be one hell of a ride ! | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
2258 | Hey Susie. What’s up?” | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2259 | Did you receive your essential employee pay? . | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2260 | You are just being sarcastic, right?! | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2261 | Karen regretted not taking the Stairway to Heaven | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2262 | President Trump thanks you for your continued support. Signed MAGA hats are waiting for you in the lobby” | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
2263 | An adhoc meeting of the court evangelicals. | 1.2821 | 0.05674 | 117 | 94 | 13 | 10 |
2264 | Neither the place, nor the time, Gary!” | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2265 | Well get in, it can't be any worse" | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
2266 | Sorry, this is the elevator for the IT Department | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2267 | What do you get when you put a bunch of political leaders in an elevator?” | 1.2821 | 0.05674 | 117 | 94 | 13 | 10 |
2268 | ‘FREE AMERICA NOW’ | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
2269 | “Should I get HR?” | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
2270 | Now do you believe in Global Warming??! | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
2271 | I think I’ll take the stairway to heaven instead. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2272 | Ooops....wrong floor. We wanted B666. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2273 | Don't work here. | 1.2821 | 0.05543 | 117 | 93 | 15 | 9 |
2274 | Fired? Well, first we got shafted. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2275 | Honest Inspector, we are 6 degrees of separation. | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
2276 | Oh, I can see this one is going down. I was going up. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2277 | Ms. Johnson, being an executive means making sacrifices. | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
2278 | Well hell.... | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2279 | Yes Marge, this is your personal hell, and where's your mask? | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
2280 | Still better than the stairs in these heels. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2281 | Can you call building maintenance? My cell phone has overheated. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
2282 | Are you a Karen? We're currently only accepting Karens. You look like a Karen. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2283 | We've just been to hell and back. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
2284 | Being stuck between floors IS hell. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
2285 | I guess none of my emails have been finding you well after all” | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2286 | I was too lazy to take the stairway to heaven | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
2287 | Oh wow! Hey everyone, Diane actually showed up!” | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2288 | ‘We are all in this together’ | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2289 | Before you panic, think about the economy” | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2290 | Did you need a lawyer?" | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2291 | I'd suggest the stairs | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2292 | All I did was hit “send” on that Global Recipe Exchange email. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2293 | « I didn’t mute my mic. » | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2294 | The “down” button sticks sometimes. | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
2295 | No, Thanks. I just came from there." | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2296 | BOB! CALL MAINTENANCE THEY’RE BACK AGAIN” | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2297 | This goes to the “reply all” floor | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2298 | No, this is going to the 13th floor.” | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2299 | Well, I guess I’ll take the strairs then” | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2300 | Hey! Six feet apart!” | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2301 | Honestly, it seems safer in here than out there | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2302 | Wow, I know they said it was hell down on the fifth floor, but still" | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2303 | I think I'll take the next one" | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2304 | And that’s what hot flashes in quarantine look like! | 1.2807 | 0.05643 | 114 | 91 | 14 | 9 |
2305 | Hold it, David! That's Janet from HR. She's definitely getting on." | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2306 | Up! Up! Push the up button! | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2307 | THE OTHER ONE PLAYS MUZAK | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2308 | Ma’am, could you please call maintenance? The hellevator seems to be stuck. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2309 | If you want heaven, take the stairway. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2310 | And you thought that meeting you just completed was hell. | 1.2807 | 0.04580 | 114 | 84 | 28 | 2 |
2311 | This car is reserved for insurance company lawyers. | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
2312 | No, this elevator isn't going up. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2313 | We should have pressed "door open" when someone was coming. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2314 | Can I bother you for a cup of ice water? | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
2315 | Our emergency preparedness drill is producing suboptimal results. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2316 | There's hell to pay when someone pushes all the floor buttons | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2317 | Lawyer? | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2318 | People in hell want escalators | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2319 | Going down to the depths of hell - and you thought we were already there... | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2320 | The woman I strangled has those same shoes. | 1.2807 | 0.05643 | 114 | 91 | 14 | 9 |
2321 | The alternative's overrated, too. | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
2322 | the real torture is losing signal when the doors close. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2323 | Did you even read my return to work plan? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2324 | What really gets to me is the music. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2325 | Guess we should have taken the Stairway to Heaven. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2326 | Close the door, you're letting all the heat out! | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2327 | Do you have the antibodies? | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2328 | You should take the stairway to heaven. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2329 | Didn't make your sales quota? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2330 | Dammit, can we just dispense with the exit interviews? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2331 | We insisted on reclining our seats in the coach section of flights | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
2332 | Obviously you don't know your Led Zeppelin hits. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2333 | Is THIS going to be covered by our health insurance?? | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2334 | Do not under any circumstances press the "Down" button. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
2335 | We had to expand our space. For efficiency, though, we're just using Trump properties. | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
2336 | It's that darn marshmallow sales lady again. | 1.2807 | 0.05643 | 114 | 91 | 14 | 9 |
2337 | Social distancer gone rogue | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2338 | I suggest taking the Stairway to Heaven | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
2339 | So this is where they keep the employees who reply all” | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
2340 | Are you with elevator maintenance by any chance. | 1.2797 | 0.05501 | 118 | 94 | 15 | 9 |
2341 | Did my trainer put you up to this? | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
2342 | We called a meeting for something that should have been an email" | 1.2791 | 0.04919 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
2343 | Don’t forget your face mask” | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
2344 | I thought you would never show up. Take me away from this hell! | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
2345 | Now that’s what I call going down in flames! | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
2346 | How’d the meeting go?” | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
2347 | Did you wash your hands? | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
2348 | Godot? | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
2349 | This is a hell of an elevator! | 1.2783 | 0.05599 | 115 | 92 | 14 | 9 |
2350 | How can I get any work done if I'm constantly putting out your fires? | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
2351 | This is where we were when they said to shelter in place. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
2352 | Take the stairs, the elevator doesn't have a fire exit. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
2353 | This is human resources. Billing is two floors down. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
2354 | Jump in, not social-distancing is required on the purgatory level. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
2355 | Would you mind throwing another log on? | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2356 | Believe me, social distancing is the least of your worries down here!" | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
2357 | I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
2358 | The PPP Loan Forgiveness Department is in the basement. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
2359 | ‘I didn’t realize “fire sale” meant we set all of sales on fire’ | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
2360 | Could you ask John to check the smoke detector? I think it's broken. | 1.2769 | 0.04370 | 130 | 97 | 30 | 3 |
2361 | We didn’t know you’d been made a partner. Congrats and welcome! | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
2362 | Miss, throw us some masks.” | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
2363 | coming up, the place down there is freezing over | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
2364 | The stairway to heaven is to the right. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
2365 | It’s Performance Appraisal Day | 1.2759 | 0.05556 | 116 | 93 | 14 | 9 |
2366 | Another one! Welcome to our Fired Happy Hour! | 1.2759 | 0.05819 | 116 | 95 | 10 | 11 |
2367 | Oh good, I was worried I'd have to make small talk | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
2368 | I’m pretty sure this one is going down. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
2369 | Don't come in here. It's awkward. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
2370 | We all got fired... | 1.2759 | 0.05556 | 116 | 93 | 14 | 9 |
2371 | So you thought it was a hoax? Huh? | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
2372 | This could have been an email | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
2373 | Karen reconsidered elevating her complaint.” | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
2374 | So...see you at lunch then? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2375 | There are more important things than living” Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick | 1.2743 | 0.05515 | 113 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
2376 | They ran out of disinfectant spray so this is how they sanitize the elevators now” | 1.2743 | 0.05515 | 113 | 90 | 15 | 8 |
2377 | I told you we were getting the shaft, Sheila.” | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2378 | Hell is a crowded elevator.” | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2379 | Is this the elevator to Dante’s? - | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2380 | These "take-the-stairs" campaigns are getting intense. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2381 | He said it would kill the germs." | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
2382 | Are you headed to HR, too?” | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2383 | It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear”, President reassures. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2384 | “Kills 100% of all illness causing germs.” | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2385 | Well, these beats a Trump presidency | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
2386 | Why in hell don’t you join us? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2387 | Its only weird if you ask. | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
2388 | What in the hell are you looking at? | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
2389 | I won't be able to get that report out, Brenda. The Marketing Department has gone to Hell. | 1.2743 | 0.04399 | 113 | 83 | 29 | 1 |
2390 | This one only goes down. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
2391 | You really need to ask? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2392 | Wow”, when I said “go to hell” I didn’t think you’d listen | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
2393 | In life, we never held the doors for anyone. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2394 | This is the down elevator express. We only stop at floors with law firms. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2395 | All hell broke loose the first Monday back | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
2396 | Trust me on this, you want to wait for the Up elevator. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
2397 | Came up for more Brimstone. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
2398 | Now we're protesting building safety inspections." | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2399 | uh uhn, Susan, the hellelevator is for the laid off. The CEOs can take their golden parachutes out their windows. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2400 | Hello Ms. Johnson. Are you ready for your first day in purchasing ? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2401 | Yes, we would be interested in fire insurance. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2402 | Sorry, but I told you about padding your expense reports. | 1.2735 | 0.04562 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2403 | Welcome, the glass ceiling is gone | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2404 | Watch your step. It's hell down here. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2405 | No, you probably want the one on the right. This is the hell-evator. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2406 | Worrisome, yes, but our hair isn't on fire about it. | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
2407 | when they said they were firing people to cut costs, this isn't what I expected | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2408 | So what is exactly your exit strategy? | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2409 | i’ll just take the stairway to heaven instead | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2410 | This party lit or what? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2411 | We’re going down. Obvi. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2412 | Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2413 | We're pitching to investors while burning through their cash - it's more honest and straight to the point." | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2414 | I'll just take the stairway to heaven" | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2415 | Floor 2020 please | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2416 | Sorry, couples only." | 1.2727 | 0.05763 | 110 | 89 | 12 | 9 |
2417 | Oh your essential too?! Hop on!” | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2418 | Handbaskets are soooo last week. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2419 | Sorry, this one's full. Everyone seems to be going down today." | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2420 | we opened too early | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2421 | Oh, it's time to use a social ladder | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2422 | No thanks. I am going up." | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2423 | It’s not ideal. But hell is the only place that is coronavirus free right now. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2424 | “Taking the stairs is unconstitutional” | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2425 | Ugh, fire drill again. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2426 | 6ft apart | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2427 | Oh hey, Nancy - don’t worry, it’s only a couple of floors and then everything’ll go back to normal.” | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2428 | Senate returns to Capitol Hill amid coronavirus pandemic. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2429 | Oh, MIT warned us: Reopening too soon could cause explosion of coronavirus! | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2430 | “I thought Hell’s Kitchen was just a district name..” | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2431 | They did say come to work at your own risk” | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2432 | it’s only up from here | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2433 | Carla seemed confused about the expression “down in flames” until this week. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2434 | „What are you waiting for, Mrs. Adler? If you really want to take your career to the next level, you’ll need to be willing to take the heat.“ | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2435 | this makes sense now right?” | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2436 | Whatever you just did--undo it. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2437 | Hell hath no fury like a woman denied a seat on the Board of Directors for the umpteenth time | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2438 | up or down in flames, Linda? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2439 | As you can see, Trump elevators are the greatest elevators in the history of elevators. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2440 | Heat rises but this is going down. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
2441 | Yeah, people are surprised that it's not at the center of the earth but right here in their office building elevator. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2442 | The boss took the phrase 'you're fired' to a whole new level. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2443 | Sorry, ma’am; occupancy by more than four sinners is dangerous and unlawful. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2444 | We’re from marketing. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2445 | We're all going to hell | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2446 | They told us we were doing a helluva job. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2447 | Save yourself! Change parties no-o-o-o-w! | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2448 | I suppose you thought you were leaving a Hell hole. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2449 | We're going up in flames. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
2450 | You’re in the wrong tower for raising hell. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2451 | Welcome to the special place in Hell for people who press the elevator call button when it’s already lit up.” | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2452 | Down?" "No sorry, burning up, Ma'am! | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2453 | We do get health insurance. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2454 | Tell Rudy I closed the deal... | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2455 | It's hell out here, Sharon. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2456 | We thought it sounded interesting to test bringing the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, before moving on to injecting disinfectants. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2457 | Yes...there's a special place in hell for those who refuse to sign birthday cards. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2458 | For Heaven you need to take the stairway. | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2459 | Yes, we rejected Jesus too! | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2460 | Our NDAS prevent us telling you who we worked for. But it was trummmmmmp. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2461 | For Betty, going to work was like hell. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2462 | Ironically, I'm here for taking upskirt photos. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2463 | The other elevator stops at high water. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2464 | Quick, jump in! Danté will be here any minute - we yell ‘SURPRISE’ when the doors ping open.” | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2465 | Sorry, I didn't vote for Trump. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2466 | y'all should really be wearing masks, you know" | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2467 | Oh, sorry, this elevator only goes down." | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2468 | He's saying fire is the new bleach" | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2469 | You know what? F it. I’m in. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2470 | congrats, you’ve made it to the top of the corporate ladder. you’ve won an elevator ride down to hell. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2471 | Wanna go up in flames or down in flames? | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2472 | Honestly, would jumping in here make your 2020 any worse than it already was? | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2473 | You are a tad overdressed . | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2474 | You're going down with the President too? | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2475 | Backup Hillary, not your lift, this is the GOP express to, well, you know where... | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2476 | It's just performance art. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2477 | Better glass ceiling than eternal damnation... | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2478 | Where's the fire escape? | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
2479 | Hey Carol, could you let the president know that reservations are looking pretty full. However we do have a cosy two bed in the seventh circle, we’ll just need the down payment of souls completed by November.” | 1.2710 | 0.05874 | 107 | 87 | 11 | 9 |
2480 | Is this another one of those ‘re-open the economy’ protests?” | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2481 | Going down in a blaze of glory” | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2482 | Come on in. There’s always room for one more. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2483 | It’s not any better out here” | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2484 | Oh so *that’s* the alternative to glass ceilings” | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
2485 | Hey, Susan, check out our new social distancing bubbles! | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2486 | We’re protesting for our freedom to NOT take stairs in case of fire.” | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
2487 | Maybe it’s too much to ask, but could you hold the door?” | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2488 | This business is going down in flames. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2489 | Basement level 4; Fire, Eternal Damnation, Women’s Shoes. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2490 | We’re quite informal at Lawyers from Hell! | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
2491 | And now she understood why the board of directors' office was in the basement. | 1.2710 | 0.04517 | 107 | 79 | 27 | 1 |
2492 | Yes, this is the down elevator! | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2493 | What the hell...Just get in!! | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
2494 | Feels like summer | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2495 | That’s the least of our problems. We’ve got a couple talkers in here! | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2496 | I guess that depends on your definition of hell. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2497 | We didn't give strangers personal space, not even in the good times | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
2498 | I'm sorry, but we're waiting for someone more diverse. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2499 | I'll be the highest bidder's attorney. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2500 | We failed social distancing | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
2501 | Come in !! We are on our way to Anti Lockdown protest.. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2502 | Malkovich is back? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2503 | And you thought work-from-home was hell | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2504 | Essential or nonessential?” | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2505 | Think I'll take the stairway to heaven..." | 1.2703 | 0.05716 | 111 | 90 | 12 | 9 |
2506 | It’s safe! The virus can’t survive fire!” | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2507 | On second thought, don’t hold the elevator. | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2508 | Oh, that's ok, I'll wait for the next one. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2509 | We heard that heat can destroy the corona virus | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
2510 | Come down. Lucifer doesn't make us wear masks OR social distance. | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2511 | "the sign says use STAIRS in case of fire" | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2512 | We’re making America great again. | 1.2703 | 0.05857 | 111 | 91 | 10 | 10 |
2513 | Hell is elevator people | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2514 | Sorry, this elevator is only for people who used to work in the West Wing. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2515 | "We've been stuck here since someone pressed 666." | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2516 | Sorry, going down. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2517 | This is the legal department, Human Resources is one floor up. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2518 | Excuse me, but don't you have a mask? | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
2519 | Dante's special level of Hell for people who press the door close button when someone is coming. | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
2520 | The stairway to heaven's just down the hall. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
2521 | Definitely going DOWN. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2522 | You've gotta take the stairway to heaven. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2523 | Can you bring me an iced tea on your way back? | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2524 | Are you sure? It's hotter than hell in here! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2525 | Could you get the door?” | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2526 | We were under the impression that bathing in a lake of fire kills the coronavirus.” | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2527 | Careful, we all thought the ‘P’ was for Parking, but apparently it’s Purgatory” | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2528 | What the hell. Room for one more? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2529 | Is this Project Management or HR? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2530 | Does it look like we need any help?” | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2531 | Hell, it’s hot in here!” | 1.2685 | 0.00930 | 108 | 91 | 15 | 2 |
2532 | Guess I'll take the stairs today | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2533 | I thought they were sending a handbasket. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2534 | When he said we’d all go down in flames, we took him literally but not seriously. Our bad.” | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2535 | Even in a pit of despair, there’s always a light’ | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
2536 | Bathing suit optional | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2537 | : “Are you the attorney we requested? We’d like to file a manufacturing defect class action.” | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2538 | Is this the executive elevator?” | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2539 | They say hell is other people. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2540 | Hey Barb, you don’t happen to have a mask in that briefcase of yours?” | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2541 | Sorry Karen, we just don’t have room for your bullshit today.” | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2542 | Come on in. We've all been tested for COVID-19 so you have nothing to worry about." | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2543 | Well hello, Carol. Can we begin the budget meeting now? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2544 | What are you looking at? This is what a great success story looks like." | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2545 | Look, guys! Lucy was fired, too! | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2546 | Honestly Karen, we should not have played with it. Wear a mask. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2547 | Damn it Brad, I told you this should’ve been a zoom call.” | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2548 | Don’t worry; this is all part of Phase 1.” | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2549 | Is this one going up or down?” “Uh, neither. It’s stuck in the year 2020.” | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
2550 | “This elevator music got us all fired up in here!” | 1.2685 | 0.04482 | 108 | 80 | 27 | 1 |
2551 | After you” | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2552 | I’ll take the window. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2553 | So we thought, what the heck, we might as well come up here." | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2554 | But you got your stimulus checks, right?” | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2555 | It was at this moment that Janet realized she was on her way to the wrong “AA” meeting. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2556 | Abandon all clothes, ye who enter here," | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2557 | Let me know if I can get a haircut down there! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2558 | ‘No, no, we’re actually on our way back up from meeting the board of directors’ | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2559 | Going down. Level 4: Greed and avarice | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2560 | It gets worse, no one in here is wearing a mask!” | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2561 | Would you like a wet wipe? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2562 | We thought we’d try to burn off the virus before heading home to our loved ones” | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2563 | Why did I get dressed today? | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2564 | I guess they weren’t kidding about social distancing | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2565 | This one enforces the weight capacity. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2566 | Lower Level - Flames of Hell, Beelzebub and Old Nick. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2567 | It's hell, lady, hell. But don't fret, purgatory should be right down. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2568 | Come on in. Misery loves company. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2569 | The other one has Muzak. We've got Little Richard. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2570 | I'm going to Heaven, but it can't hurt to ride down with you first. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2571 | Fine! I confess! I've lived a sinful life. Now will you please call the fire department? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2572 | At least we can see our friends. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2573 | Don’t worry about social distancing, we’re going down to hell anyway. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2574 | We refused to engage in social distancing and now this...forever. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2575 | We believe you are partnership material. Please think it over. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2576 | Why no, it's not Hell. Why do you ask? | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2577 | ...And that concludes the end of our 'smokin' hot' elevator pitch. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2578 | Closer than you think, Mary. Closer than you think. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2579 | Yeah, you REALLY want to take the stairs. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2580 | Come on in, you will be next anyway. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2581 | Hey Karen, we have been to hell and back. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2582 | You’ll want to mind the gap. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2583 | My name is Louis Cypher I work for Dante Oil Futures | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2584 | Is this the President's idea? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2585 | This is where HR sent us, too. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2586 | That's nice art on the elevator doors, but a bit disturbing. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2587 | Come on in, we're just a zoom background | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2588 | This elevator is lawyers only. You'll have to get the next one. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2589 | Come in Carol, there is no virus here! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2590 | For crying out loud, Esther. Lose the briefcase. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2591 | Seriously? You're riding from the 2nd to the 1st floor? | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2592 | Dante's Intern-o | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2593 | We didn't hold the door. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2594 | Suddenly, the stairs are an attractive option. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2595 | The other elevator has small talk. Take your pick! | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
2596 | Well, you've heard of the stairway to heaven haven't you? | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
2597 | You might want to lose the wool jacket. The level for lawyers is usually pretty toasty. | 1.2685 | 0.04763 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2598 | Come on, we’re in this together. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2599 | Why yes, I do remember you from third grade, Tommy. I guess there is an Old Testament God, after all. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2600 | We didn't realize that Down meant waaaaay Down! | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2601 | The road to hell is paved with good inventions. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2602 | We overused the word synergy out of context. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
2603 | I guess that’s why they tell you to take the stairs. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2604 | Hi Sandy. You were right, this could have just been a Zoom meeting. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2605 | Stand back, we're having a fire drill. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
2606 | At least it’s Friday, am I right? | 1.2685 | 0.04671 | 108 | 81 | 25 | 2 |
2607 | Getting fired ain't what it used to be. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
2608 | Well, have you ever seen anyone go 'up' in flames? | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
2609 | When the boss tells you to go STRAIGHT TO HELL watch out! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2610 | Oh crap. Not again. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2611 | Wow I need to get that zoom virtual background as well | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2612 | On second thought I think I will take the stairs.. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2613 | So I guess you’re all fired?” | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2614 | Top management would like to express their eternal gratitudine for your essential work” | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2615 | “Oh my god no masks!” | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2616 | Are you my attorney? You’re late.” | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2617 | Protesting to demand our rights to take the elevator even if its on fire! | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2618 | Going down? I’ll wait for the next one | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2619 | We were told that the virus doesn’t like open flames.” | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
2620 | One last thing: Next week lets do this over zoom | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
2621 | Hey are we still on for lunch later?” | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2622 | is this what really happens when you press all the buttons?” | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2623 | This one’s only for employees who sold their souls to be here” | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2624 | You're allowed to wear shoes, though walking on the coals is a lot easier with flats than with those heels. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2625 | You might consider taking the steps." | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2626 | This office party is on fire! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2627 | I also couldn't resist pressing the 'down' button in the basement. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2628 | Not so bad; it beats "shelter in place". | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2629 | We sold our soul for a raise | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2630 | Hell was getting too crowded, so they started renting the basements of Trump towers. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2631 | Quick! Buy your Stairway to Heaven! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2632 | This is the right one. The mask-wearers are in the other elevator heading up. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2633 | New huh? This is the Hellevator, you'll want to use the doors to your right. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2634 | You know when I'm in a tough spot like this I usually like to do some yoga to get my head right. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2635 | Sorry, this is the express. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2636 | Next stop, Hell, I mean Florida...” | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2637 | So, are you also going down?" | 1.2661 | 0.04447 | 109 | 81 | 27 | 1 |
2638 | It’s just 2020, you get used to it after awhile.” | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2639 | Lady, Hell is at an all new level these days | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2640 | I think I’m a bit over-dressed. | 1.2661 | 0.05777 | 109 | 89 | 11 | 9 |
2641 | It’s ok, I’ll catch the next one” | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2642 | Do you have a glass of water? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2643 | This elevator is going down. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2644 | And here I was thinking you went to hell in a hand basket.” | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2645 | I think I’ll just take the stairs.” | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2646 | It isn't that bad, it's hotter in Houston" | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2647 | Nah it’s ok— I’ll wait for the next one. I’m going to a different circle of hell anyways.” | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2648 | See, this is why we don’t have a 13th floor.” | 1.2661 | 0.04351 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2649 | We went from corporate ladder to ecclesiastical shaft” | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2650 | Remember when our biggest fear was six more weeks of winter.” | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2651 | can you press 'up' for me?" | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2652 | Is this the stop for the covid task force? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2653 | Lucille always thought that when her time came she'd be on the elevator going up. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2654 | Well, I guess that pitch went down in flames... | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2655 | I can’t take the stairs in these heels!” | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2656 | Corporate Ladder 2.0: Hellevator | 1.2661 | 0.03603 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2657 | I pressed that mysterious red button. Gonna press it again and see if that helps. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2658 | We read -In High temperature, Covid-19 won't get transfered !! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2659 | So this is what lobbying looks like." | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2660 | I finally figured out what the red emergency button does. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2661 | Sorry, Amazon board meeting. All full." | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2662 | OMG,no one is wearing a mask....I guess I'll take the stairs | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2663 | Just another day with Trump as President, “going down?!” | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
2664 | Oh good, you guys started without me.” | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2665 | It’s fine, Deborah, I heard online that the fire is down trending and we can all get in now!” | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2666 | So, where are you guys headed now that the quarantines been lifted? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2667 | But who has time for the stairs? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2668 | “That’s okay: I’ll wait for the express.” | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2669 | Welcome to the sanitized team-building room. Please keep social distancing and do not smoke | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2670 | You must be the newest whistleblower. Let’s get you sorted; hop in.” | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2671 | Be safe: stay a flame apart from one another.” | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2672 | “that meeting was the 7th circle...what floor is this?” | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2673 | New health protocol” | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2674 | Dante wasn’t corporate enough to discover the tenth circle of hell. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2675 | I know, but the benefits are great.” | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2676 | Being stuck in an elevator between floors can be hellish. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2677 | I used to have your job. You're better off down here. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2678 | This one's reserved for people who lived in penthouses. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2679 | Maybe this way would be quicker than going to Hell in a handbasket. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2680 | I didn't vote for him! | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2681 | We didn't realize you were literally firing us. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2682 | Great, they always said I'd be going to Hell for being a successful businesswoman. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
2683 | Please push the up button. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2684 | No, you want the next one. This is the 'Trickle Down Economics' elevator to Hell. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2685 | Come on in, its business casual! | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2686 | You have news of my appeal | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2687 | So I've already made it to hell. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2688 | Corporate restructured the circles into floors. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2689 | Thanks anyway, I will wait for the next car | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2690 | Welcome to working from home! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2691 | If it's not too much trouble, could you press the up button? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2692 | Heading down? | 1.2661 | 0.04151 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2693 | Sorry, but we're full. Good luck at the 8:30 am meeting. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2694 | Have we reached purgatory? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2695 | So much for sheltering in place. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2696 | I think I will wait for the next elevator | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2697 | Make America Great . . . and we did it our way. Burn baby burn rather than disinfect! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2698 | Please social distance and take the next elevator down. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2699 | First we said “Go to hell, Trump “. Then we said “Down with Trump”. Who knew they would happen at the same time? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2700 | Ugh, mondays | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2701 | I guess I can finally catch up on all those old copies of The New Yorker. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2702 | Don't take the promotion with a lifetime supply of heating when they offer it! | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
2703 | This elevator is going much further down than the first floor! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2704 | Just take the stairs, Diane | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2705 | When they threw in the free parking we couldn’t say no! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2706 | We’ll send it right back up. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2707 | Who knew what a biiiig deal it was to social-distance and wear face masks‽ | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2708 | We forgot to apply hand sanitizers too! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2709 | And you thought working from home was hell | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2710 | We're waiting for Dr. Fauci. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2711 | The Circle of Lawyers is further down.... | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2712 | Heaven is the elevator on your right. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2713 | Always wondered what was below Ground. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
2714 | Our leader said heat helps, but we're feeling somewhat conflicted. | 1.2661 | 0.04047 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2715 | The lawyer doesn't think she's going down. That's so cute. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2716 | That's okay--I'll take the stairs. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2717 | Maybe next time you will take the "why don't you go to hell" comments more seriously. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2718 | ...and when you get out, put on a mask | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2719 | "I think it would be wise for you to wait for the next car! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2720 | Investment bankers are on level four or eight. We're just idolaters. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2721 | I guess it's obvious we're headed down. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2722 | Yes, we're going down alright! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2723 | It's been a hell of a ride down | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2724 | Yeah... we thought “hellevator” was metaphorical too. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2725 | It's faster than the stairway to heaven. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
2726 | Um, you looking for the stairway to heaven? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2727 | Inferno, level 4: Avarice and Prodigality.” | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
2728 | That’s alright, I’ll catch the next one.” | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2729 | That’s what you get for going to the park with no mask on” | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2730 | It's not as bad as it looks. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2731 | Honestly, it's not that hot" | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2732 | Hold that door... ahh never mind, I’ll catch the next one” | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2733 | This awkward silence is killing me.” | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
2734 | Press briefing is this way. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2735 | but it's a dry heat" | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2736 | Yeah, so I think we should have kept working from home.” | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
2737 | C’mon in! Next stop: 2021” | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2738 | I knew hell was close, but I didn’t know I work here” | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2739 | Heading to rock bottom. Need anything?” | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2740 | Don’t worry, it’s an express. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2741 | We're protesting the 'In Case of Fire, Use Stairs' directive." | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2742 | 13th floor?” | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2743 | Where’s your masks?!?” | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2744 | No, no. This is the “hell-evator.” It’s going down lower than the lobby. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
2745 | Management feels this is more effective than a generic sign that says taking the stairs is better for your health and the environment. | 1.2642 | 0.03862 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2746 | But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
2747 | Lucifer’s office? It’s just down the hall on the right. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 |