Contest #708


Cartoon

708

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook.”
  2. “I heard dinner needed rescuing.”
  3. “The round table is set.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-05-03T20:12:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-05-17T20:14:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-05-11T20:13:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 18, 2020
Number of captions 9196
Number of responses 1452344
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 A better question is, why aren't YOU wearing a mask? 1.9813 0.01046 5023 1437 2247 1339
1 I’m off to Walmart. Do you need anything? 1.9766 0.00644 16283 5753 5177 5342
2 Does this make me look middle aged? 1.9761 0.00623 17742 6361 5455 5915
3 Damn it, Alexa, I said "Get me a knife." 1.9608 0.00658 16359 6157 4704 5492
4 Sure, every time it's your turn to cook, there just happens to be a crusade. 1.9444 0.00692 13325 4695 4695 3929
5 I don't care if you rust. You're doing the dishes. 1.9390 0.00611 16579 5730 6164 4680
6 I said I wanted a NIGHT at home 1.9252 0.00686 13469 4833 4815 3813
7 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to start wearing protection.” 1.9234 0.00650 15199 5552 5280 4356
8 It was on eBay. They were out of masks. 1.9229 0.00732 11874 4276 4240 3358
9 The next time you bring home a dragon, cook it yourself. 1.8984 0.00705 13049 5004 4393 3647
10 You can keep it on until you learn how to stop touching your face. 1.8674 0.00680 12914 4854 4929 3129
11 It's been a hard day, knight, and I've been working like a dog. 1.8660 0.00724 12949 5418 3868 3660
12 Couldn't stop with just a chastity belt, could you? 1.8546 0.00807 10251 4293 3164 2794
13 Can you believe that this was easier to get than an N95 mask? 1.8504 0.00880 7922 3121 2871 1930
14 We don't have a round table! 1.8469 0.00691 13242 5381 4516 3334
15 That was the deal. You cook, I shop for toilet paper. 1.8446 0.00821 9095 3651 3225 2215
16 Have you seen the can opener? 1.8162 0.00713 12489 5344 4105 3031
17 I'm here to help, but I can only move diagonally. 1.8137 0.00861 8778 3847 2727 2199
18 I would help out, but the Renaissance Fair is happening on Zoom in a couple minutes. 1.8068 0.01335 3354 1389 1224 741
19 Kevin, I said N95, not 1095!” 1.8040 0.00891 7902 3415 2621 1861
20 Don’t just stand there, slay something. 1.7902 0.00846 8423 3631 2936 1851
21 Yeah, I get it. Date Knight. Very funny. 1.7882 0.01021 5495 2288 2089 1118
22 I think you are taking this iron chef thing too literally 1.7698 0.00899 7194 3118 2622 1454
23 Oh, so now you notice what I'm wearing. 1.7587 0.01497 2507 1084 946 477
24 We just need eggs, Gary. It's not like you're going out for toilet paper." 1.7583 0.00844 8345 3759 2857 1727
25 They were out of face masks. 1.7535 0.00733 10999 4967 3784 2237
26 So you can pull a sword from a stone, but you can't take a roast out of the oven? 1.7534 0.00830 8293 3669 3006 1611
27 About time someone got off their high horse and started to help out more in the kitchen. 1.7402 0.00795 8865 3967 3241 1650
28 Well, it looked a little silly with just the helmet. 1.7330 0.01030 5179 2300 1962 917
29 Have you seen my charger?” 1.7257 0.01037 5785 2851 1681 1244
30 Is this another idea you picked up from the presidential COVID briefings ? 1.7177 0.01117 5162 2598 1425 1139
31 King Arthur is gluten free, Lancelot doesn’t like onions and Percival wants the dressing on the side. Also can we have some bread when you get a second?” 1.7176 0.01812 1834 884 584 366
32 Well, it looks like we've both overdone things a bit. 1.7126 0.01248 3507 1606 1303 598
33 I’ll show you a Middle Age crisis. 1.7112 0.01160 4259 2015 1460 784
34 It's been 14 days, you can take it off already. 1.7069 0.01158 3948 1793 1519 636
35 Just set the damn table, Arthur. 1.7045 0.01232 3689 1738 1303 648
36 Are you sure you want to wear that for dinner? I'm making beans tonight. 1.6996 0.01812 1871 945 545 381
37 Go tell her that when I said we should each pick a night to make dinner, this isn’t what I meant. 1.6964 0.01236 3643 1734 1281 628
38 I would love to help but I’m a little rusty 1.6924 0.01274 3238 1512 1214 512
39 Why couldn't she just sew us masks like a normal mother-in-law? 1.6914 0.01157 4193 2036 1419 737
40 Perchance, thine extinguisher, Sir Burnsalot. 1.6862 0.00861 9014 4897 2052 2056
41 You know the virus stays on metal surfaces for three days right? 1.6637 0.01227 3556 1758 1239 559
42 Why is it every time it's your turn to do the dishes, suddenly there's a Crusade? 1.6599 0.01306 3190 1595 1085 510
43 I don’t have time right now to help you go to the bathroom. 1.6594 0.01208 3964 2056 1204 704
44 I burned dinner. Can you go storm White Castle? 1.6564 0.02069 1298 660 424 214
45 It was this or drink bleach. 1.6553 0.01972 1555 830 431 294
46 Listen. you slay the goddamn dragon any way you want and I'll cook the goddamn dragon any way I want--got it! 1.6516 0.01053 4989 2560 1605 819
47 I don’t care how demanding of a job it is, go back out there and teach our kids. 1.6515 0.01365 3105 1633 923 549
48 From offstage: "Honey, it's your knight to do the dishes." 1.6500 0.01082 4880 2556 1481 843
49 You said dinner was going to be ready ages ago! 1.6451 0.01144 4100 2109 1344 642
50 Have fun storming the Costco. 1.6327 0.01156 4171 2226 1253 686
51 Aren't you taking this whole "chastity belt" thing a bit far? 1.6327 0.01144 4797 2739 1088 964
52 If you think I can’t sense you judging me through that thing, you’re wrong. 1.6323 0.02033 1281 661 430 190
53 You're still too close. 1.6212 0.01229 3495 1837 1146 512
54 See if King Arthur has any flour. 1.6184 0.01295 3260 1758 988 511
55 You're too late. Chivalry is dead. 1.6182 0.02491 846 445 279 122
56 Fine, we'll eat at the round table. 1.6177 0.01241 3406 1821 1076 501
57 I’m not sure a Quest for the Holy Grail counts as an essential trip” 1.6160 0.01320 3052 1625 976 451
58 You'll have to hold them off longer - I'm boiling oil as fast as I can. 1.6147 0.01324 3190 1762 901 523
59 We are not a theme restaurant. Our tables are just round. 1.6105 0.01668 1792 939 615 238
60 Oh? Big surprise. A crusade always seems to pop up when I need a little help around here. 1.6080 0.01357 2837 1529 890 413
61 I don’t need a knight in shining armor right now. What I do need is a sous chef, a clove of garlic, and possibly a fire extinguisher! 1.6069 0.01358 2768 1466 925 377
62 Want anything from White Castle? 1.6055 0.01404 2674 1445 841 386
63 Fine, next time you slay the dragon and i'll cook. 1.6035 0.01437 2492 1338 807 346
64 Going to the store to get toilet paper. Need anything? 1.5986 0.01546 2347 1323 646 377
65 I've been slaving over a hot stove all day, but yes, by all means, Jeffrey, tell me about your latest conquest! 1.5949 0.01538 2187 1193 688 304
66 I'm on the Knight shift. 1.5937 0.01532 2225 1216 697 312
67 It looked silly with just the mask. 1.5898 0.01567 2072 1138 649 283
68 I can see that, but I still want you to cough into your elbow. 1.5896 0.01611 1937 1047 638 251
69 Iron chef? 1.5890 0.01631 1956 1076 608 272
70 You're the one who said that this relationship was feudal. 1.5883 0.01673 1841 1009 581 251
71 You could have just grabbed an apron. 1.5835 0.01655 1868 1033 581 253
72 Yes, I do think that’s overkill for checking the mail. 1.5818 0.01679 1796 987 573 236
73 I'm here for the "Iron Chef" contest" 1.5812 0.01710 1791 1001 539 251
74 I would help, but you said chivalry was dead.” 1.5767 0.01731 1668 921 533 214
75 Really? You think this is the time to revive irony? 1.5739 0.01779 1589 882 502 205
76 I’d help, but I am a little bit rusty. 1.5724 0.01766 1553 852 514 187
77 Oh sure, you get to be the fun parent!” 1.5718 0.01861 1483 835 447 200
78 They were out of N-95s. 1.5685 0.01880 1467 837 427 202
79 KNIFE, Karen! I said I need a KNIFE! 1.5668 0.01865 1422 793 452 177
80 You're only going to the supermarket Joyce, a mask would do. 1.5667 0.01936 1417 816 399 202
81 I said, "damn all this mess," not "damsel in distress!" 1.5663 0.01996 1411 835 353 223
82 You might want to change into something with more ventilation...I'm making chili. 1.5656 0.01906 1395 788 425 182
83 Don’t just stand there— go set the Round Table. 1.5650 0.01817 1384 775 445 159
84 “Looks like someone is going through a middle-aged crisis” 1.5647 0.01935 1268 697 426 145
85 You will just have to sit at the square table with everyone else. 1.5636 0.01926 1359 771 412 176
86 Who are you calling middle-aged? 1.5635 0.01900 1354 755 435 164
87 Is part of you a colander? 1.5634 0.02057 1285 752 342 191
88 The store was out of masks. 1.5629 0.01911 1343 751 428 164
89 No, you may NOT take my temperature. 1.5615 0.02132 1309 811 266 232
90 Well Mr. Vice President you've sure changed your tune. 1.5611 0.02064 1310 781 323 205
91 When I said put on the good silver, I meant set the table. 1.5605 0.01968 1290 733 394 163
92 Well, you should've clarified what 'switching roles for a knight' meant. 1.5590 0.01974 1263 732 362 163
93 Grail?? I said kale!! 1.5585 0.02066 1257 737 338 182
94 Everything's always such a battle with you! 1.5572 0.02017 1233 703 373 157
95 You wanted a knight all to yourself, so here I am. 1.5569 0.02066 1230 722 337 171
96 "Well Dave, I'm gonna go out for groceries." 1.5561 0.02109 1203 707 323 173
97 Surely you joust? 1.5554 0.02111 1174 684 328 162
98 You'll need to fill out a WD-40. 1.5553 0.02400 913 533 253 127
99 I know, but did you wash your hands?!! 1.5553 0.02488 778 437 250 91
100 Because the last time I criticized your cooking, you tried to stab me with a fork. 1.5552 0.02082 1196 694 340 162
101 I'd help you, but its feudal. 1.5542 0.02095 1189 693 333 163
102 Oh. That horse was yours? 1.5542 0.02136 1171 693 308 169
103 I need Mr. Clean, not Armor All. 1.5506 0.02126 1126 653 326 147
104 A facemask would've sufficed. 1.5481 0.02123 1091 628 329 134
105 Does it look like I have your sword?" 1.5476 0.02201 1081 638 294 149
106 You want it for takeout! 1.5459 0.02456 1046 675 171 200
107 Well don't just stand there, go set the round table. 1.5455 0.02189 1043 607 304 132
108 I don't care if you rust, you're doing the dishes tonight! 1.5450 0.02162 1044 600 319 125
109 When I said, I didn't want to cook for just one knight, I meant it ! 1.5433 0.02267 1016 603 274 139
110 Go ahead, call me Sir Burns a Lot one more time! See what happens. 1.5432 0.02203 1018 590 303 125
111 Really...that's your PPE? 1.5403 0.02270 979 575 279 125
112 Trump had some new advice at the press briefing.’ 1.5400 0.02413 974 603 216 155
113 No, I can’t get anything out of the fridge, the magnets you put there are coming at me like rockets. 1.5385 0.02384 947 574 236 137
114 The round table is set. 1.5379 0.02313 950 562 265 123
115 I'm here to help you. They call me The Iron Chef. 1.5364 0.02317 921 540 268 113
116 For Pete’s sake- I’ve apologised 10 times for saying you looked middle-aged! 1.5358 0.02376 922 552 244 125
117 Back up, dude. We're supposed to be a lance apart. 1.5354 0.02305 917 535 273 109
118 The store was out of face masks 1.5339 0.02398 901 541 239 121
119 The ad said 'night' cook. 1.5322 0.02436 885 536 227 122
120 A real "knight in shining armor" would wash the !@#$-ing dishes 1.5312 0.02377 864 508 253 103
121 Is this not what you meant by "I'll make dinner while you change into something exciting?" 1.5306 0.02354 867 510 256 101
122 I'm going to the store. Do you want anything? 1.5289 0.02526 849 524 201 124
123 Here for the knight shift...” 1.5266 0.02500 826 501 215 110
124 No,the damsel in distress is in 4B. 1.5261 0.02435 823 488 237 98
125 This is your first plague, huh? 1.5243 0.02430 803 472 241 90
126 Twelve Cornish hens, coming right up! You guys are at the round table, right? 1.5243 0.02524 803 487 211 105
127 Where have you been? The knight shift started four hours ago. 1.5223 0.02509 783 469 219 95
128 I'm cooking, so yes, you have to do the grocery shopping. 1.5208 0.02398 768 449 241 78
129 Dinner with my mother won't be that bad, Janet. 1.5187 0.02498 748 441 226 81
130 When I said ‘suit up’ and help out, I meant for you to put on an apron!” 1.5175 0.02484 742 435 230 77
131 Get out of your subway clothes and help me! 1.5170 0.02626 737 451 191 95
132 well let's see if you can rescue this dinner. 1.5168 0.02511 743 440 222 81
133 A face mask is all that's required. 1.5158 0.02588 727 438 203 86
134 First, go see if you can pull that knife from that block of cheese. 1.5146 0.02496 719 422 224 71
135 Don't push it, I know where the chink is. 1.5140 0.02651 712 435 188 89
136 An apron would have been enough. 1.5136 0.02571 699 414 211 74
137 Now's not the time for one of your middle age crises. 1.5135 0.02694 705 438 174 93
138 When I said, 'Your NIGHT in the kitchen,' I meant you were supposed to do the cooking! 1.5134 0.02748 709 446 162 101
139 I don’t care. You’re still standing too close. 1.5130 0.02680 694 433 170 91
140 Listen pal, I have my cooking projects and you have your PPE obsession. We're all just trying to find a way to get through this. 1.5130 0.02609 694 415 202 77
141 Your efforts are feudal.” 1.5116 0.02684 690 422 182 85
142 You just don't get it, dad. It's not a phase. It's a crusade. 1.5115 0.02598 698 418 203 77
143 Why is this knight different from all other knights? 1.5097 0.02702 673 411 181 81
144 That’s not what I meant by PPE” 1.5096 0.02696 675 412 182 81
145 The least you can do is set the round table. 1.5090 0.02676 668 404 188 76
146 No I don't have a Grail! Do I look like I have a bloody Grail? 1.5076 0.02680 658 397 188 73
147 Now please go and set the round table! 1.5076 0.02706 658 400 182 76
148 It's the latest in PPE 1.5061 0.02564 652 380 214 58
149 Honestly, I don't mind picking up takeout again. I'm already dressed! 1.5054 0.02740 647 396 175 76
150 You win, Melanie. This is much harder. Now give me back the suit. 1.5047 0.02841 640 402 153 85
151 Do I tell you how to sack & pillage a village? 1.5016 0.02823 616 381 161 74
152 'Just go set the round table.' 1.5016 0.02760 618 376 174 68
153 I must warn you, the guests are through the gate. 1.5000 0.02692 596 358 177 58
154 What took you so long? I've been waiting for ages. 1.4992 0.02895 601 377 148 76
155 Maybe there were more practical things to spend my stimulus check on.... 1.4983 0.02744 602 363 178 61
156 Yes, it’s been a hard day, knight. 1.4983 0.02906 590 369 148 73
157 I’ve burned down villages that smelled better than this. 1.4975 0.02850 589 363 159 67
158 I fought a dragon today and there was less smoke. 1.4959 0.03647 363 225 96 42
159 'What do you mean I'm being defensive?' 1.4957 0.02834 579 358 157 64
160 I pledge to you that I shall return from the Black Death-infested market with thine highly-valued parsley flakes, so help me God.” 1.4948 0.02843 578 357 157 64
161 Yeah, well, chivalry won't fix this risotto. 1.4948 0.02798 574 347 170 57
162 Okay! I’m dressed for the market. What ingredient were you missing for dinner? 1.4929 0.02759 566 338 177 51
163 I said fetch me a KNIFE! 1.4929 0.02863 562 344 159 59
164 Why yes...as a matter of fact I know exactly where your horse is. 1.4929 0.03004 562 357 133 72
165 What does that even mean, Man of La Mangia? 1.4929 0.02918 562 349 149 64
166 All you need is mask and gloves for the grocery store! 1.4919 0.02951 559 350 143 66
167 Not exactly what I imagined when you said we should wear protection... 1.4919 0.02959 557 349 142 66
168 I think a mask would suffice. 1.4919 0.02762 557 336 168 51
169 Back from another one-knight stand, Harold? 1.4919 0.02981 557 351 138 68
170 You said cooking in cast iron is better... 1.4909 0.02890 552 339 155 58
171 Why, Shirley, you jest! 1.4909 0.03077 552 356 121 75
172 For the last time, I don’t care what shape the table is - just set it! 1.4909 0.02878 552 338 157 57
173 You think cooking is tough? Try homeschooling the kids. 1.4909 0.02855 552 345 147 60
174 You think that fire-breathing dragon was hot?..try standing in front of this stove all day!!... 1.4889 0.02917 542 334 151 57
175 I heard dinner needed rescuing" 1.4889 0.02913 540 332 152 56
176 What? You couldn’t wear a face mask like everyone else? 1.4879 0.02980 535 334 141 60
177 I said to get the plates from the armoire. 1.4868 0.03012 530 333 136 61
178 I agree but you seem a little defensive. 1.4859 0.02781 531 329 151 50
179 I TOLD you I was cooking tonight, so why are you dressed to go out?” 1.4846 0.02939 518 318 149 51
180 Oh, you think you’re going to come in here and save the day? 1.4846 0.02888 518 314 157 47
181 Please don’t take ‘ALL’ of the presidents suggestions seriously. 1.4843 0.03062 510 321 131 58
182 I come from the future. It will get worse. 1.4843 0.03099 510 324 125 61
183 Okay, okay you can do the flambé. 1.4835 0.02952 515 317 147 51
184 Were you able to get toilet paper?” 1.4834 0.03095 511 325 125 61
185 'That's not what they mean by 'Iron Chef.'' 1.4834 0.02929 511 312 151 48
186 This mess is nothing compared to the one you made of the crusades!” 1.4817 0.02968 492 300 147 45
187 It's the ultimate in P.P.E. 1.4817 0.03091 492 309 129 54
188 If you're looking for your dragon, it's in the oven. 1.4817 0.02996 492 302 143 47
189 Oh, was that your horse?” 1.4811 0.03144 503 323 118 62
190 Did someone call IXII? 1.4810 0.03098 499 316 126 57
191 Sure, and I 'm Lady fuckin' Godiva 1.4809 0.03055 497 311 133 53
192 Is that non-stick? 1.4789 0.02919 497 302 152 43
193 Social distancing my ass! You just want to play dress-up again. 1.4789 0.03001 497 308 140 49
194 Yes, I’ve burnt the dragon. Next time cook it yourself! 1.4784 0.03164 485 310 118 57
195 It's not the virus that worries me. 1.4781 0.03138 479 303 123 53
196 When I asked you to suit up and help, I meant an apron” 1.4776 0.03032 490 305 136 49
197 Knife. I said I need a KNIFE.” 1.4773 0.03003 484 298 141 45
198 “I know your group's at the large round table, but you'll get your food when it's ready, just like everyone else !” 1.4773 0.03087 484 304 129 51
199 Knife! I said bring me the KNIFE! 1.4773 0.03169 484 310 117 57
200 You're too late. It can't be saved. 1.4772 0.03110 482 304 126 52
201 Is that my good skillet you're wearing? 1.4771 0.03077 480 300 131 49
202 You’re being way too defensive. 1.4758 0.03014 475 292 140 43
203 No, I said I'd give anything for a night out! 1.4758 0.03186 475 304 116 55
204 Don't tell me you're not laughing on the inside. 1.4744 0.02992 468 298 123 45
205 I'd love to help, but I'm a little rusty. 1.4744 0.03000 468 286 142 40
206 This is not the time to be cavalier. 1.4742 0.03144 466 294 123 49
207 Oh really, YOU had a tough day at work? 1.4739 0.02966 460 277 136 37
208 I called for help tonight Not a knight to help 1.4731 0.03207 465 298 114 53
209 You must be the knight shift. 1.4730 0.03022 463 284 139 40
210 Do I come to your jousting tournaments and tell you how to unhorse your opponent? 1.4729 0.03154 461 291 122 48
211 You brought the mail ? 1.4717 0.03128 460 289 125 46
212 Can’t help you right now. I’m in the middle of a Renaissance Festival live stream with Zoom. 1.4715 0.03209 456 291 115 50
213 I’m going to the store. Anything else you need besides milk? 1.4715 0.03341 456 300 97 59
214 I think your PPE is a bit outdated... 1.4715 0.03239 456 293 111 52
215 Linda was disappointed that her attempt to rekindle her relationship, by asking her husband to cook dinner and buy her some new night wear, had not gone to plan. 1.4701 0.03265 451 294 104 53
216 I’m going out for groceries, what do we need?” 1.4685 0.03193 444 281 118 45
217 Well, I’m off to the grocery store now. 1.4685 0.03349 444 291 98 55
218 You’re just not suited for cooking” 1.4683 0.03220 442 281 115 46
219 Is my dinner ready? I've been waiting for ages. 1.4683 0.03236 442 282 113 47
220 I don't care if you rust! I cooked…you do the dishes! 1.4682 0.03214 440 279 116 45
221 It was all that was left on Amazon 1.4674 0.03251 445 286 110 49
222 Joust in time for dinner 1.4670 0.03315 439 285 103 51
223 Alexa, I said “Bring me a knife.” 1.4670 0.03187 439 277 119 43
224 I don’t care if you have to jump over a castle and kill a bishop, just FIND ME SOME FRESH BASIL! 1.4670 0.03235 439 288 102 49
225 What have I told you about wearing outside clothes in the house?” 1.4668 0.03164 437 274 122 41
226 I’d help but I’m a little rusty” 1.4667 0.03208 435 275 117 43
227 How was your shift at the ER? 1.4667 0.03241 435 277 113 45
228 What do you mean? I think it’s a great use of our stimulus check.” 1.4667 0.03297 435 286 97 51
229 ...but the President said Armor All will cure Covid-19. 1.4667 0.03321 435 282 103 50
230 I swear to God the ad said 'Knight Kitchen Assistant needed'. 1.4667 0.03191 435 274 119 42
231 I thought they said only a mask was required. 1.4667 0.03038 435 270 129 36
232 Don’t tell me. You must be the knight in shining armor she ordered from Amazon. 1.4653 0.03273 432 277 109 46
233 I see you finally got off your high horse and decided to help. 1.4650 0.03160 428 267 123 38
234 Gee, Thanksalot. 1.4632 0.03214 421 265 117 39
235 Well, you sneezed 1.4632 0.03301 421 270 107 44
236 We all have different ways of coping, Carl. 1.4632 0.03267 421 268 111 42
237 I knew I should have gotten a Viking 1.4632 0.03386 421 275 97 49
238 'You need to quit your knight job'. 1.4632 0.03284 421 269 109 43
239 I'd help you cook but I'm a bit rusty. 1.4630 0.03225 419 264 116 39
240 I said I need a KNIFE. 1.4623 0.03449 424 282 88 54
241 I don't care what you think you heard. I said my wife was getting the night off in the kitchen. 1.4621 0.03429 422 281 88 53
242 Would it be too much to ask for a straw? 1.4617 0.03283 418 267 109 42
243 Suit up, we’re going for takeout 1.4615 0.03295 416 266 108 42
244 And don't forget the milk... 1.4615 0.03312 416 267 106 43
245 Oh cmon, I just wanted you to chop the onions. 1.4615 0.03104 416 258 125 33
246 I said you'd need a cast iron stomach. 1.4615 0.03347 416 269 102 45
247 No, you can't borrow my can opener. 1.4615 0.03330 416 268 104 44
248 Have you set the round table yet? 1.4614 0.03324 414 266 105 43
249 Is this too butch? 1.4599 0.03305 411 263 107 41
250 I'll rust" is not a good excuse 1.4598 0.03327 398 253 107 38
251 Are you social distancing or just being sarcastic? 1.4598 0.03402 398 257 99 42
252 Have you washed your hands? 1.4595 0.03310 407 260 107 40
253 We no longer serve the Friday knight special 1.4595 0.03523 407 272 83 52
254 OK, fine! Next time YOU do the cooking, and I’ll do the shopping. 1.4595 0.03292 407 259 109 39
255 Make yourself useful and set the Round Table.” 1.4577 0.03395 402 261 98 43
256 do I look fat in this? 1.4577 0.03449 402 266 89 47
257 ' I'm going to the supermarket, do you need anything?' 1.4577 0.03467 402 265 90 47
258 We're both a little rusty. 1.4577 0.03187 402 250 120 32
259 I thought you turned down the knight shift. 1.4577 0.03485 402 266 88 48
260 Look, Todd, I am NOT in the mood right now. Even if you are wearing protection. 1.4577 0.03358 402 259 102 41
261 The help wanted sign out front said “nights only”. 1.4575 0.03426 400 261 95 44
262 'I'm ready to peel the onions' 1.4575 0.03314 400 255 107 38
263 Sorry — this is as close as I can get. That’s an induction stove. 1.4575 0.03444 400 262 93 45
264 How about if you stay home and slay some dirty dishes for a change? 1.4575 0.03295 400 254 109 37
265 All the cans you’ve been recycling? We're back. 1.4575 0.03370 400 258 101 41
266 Take off your PPE and help me with the dishes. 1.4575 0.03426 400 261 95 44
267 Honey, thank you for agreeing to cook dinner while I am in knight school. 1.4575 0.03462 400 263 91 46
268 You called for an iron chef? 1.4573 0.03401 398 258 98 42
269 You'll have to take what you get. I've never done dragon before. 1.4564 0.03275 390 245 112 33
270 No you don’t look stupid, everyone at the grocery store will be wearing one” 1.4555 0.03356 393 252 103 38
271 Yes. I can tell that you're on the defensive. 1.4555 0.03356 393 252 103 38
272 Excellent timing. Dinner needs saving.” 1.4536 0.03425 388 252 96 40
273 Do you need any toilet paper? I’m heading to the market. 1.4536 0.03464 388 254 92 42
274 After all this effort, it’s just a one knight stand? 1.4534 0.03535 386 256 85 45
275 You've never actually seen Iron Chef, have you 1.4534 0.03399 386 249 99 38
276 You could at least set the round table. 1.4534 0.03418 386 250 97 39
277 I don't care if chivalry's dead, you wash the dishes. 1.4534 0.03010 386 241 110 28
278 I don't care about your zoom joust, you're doing the dishes. 1.4534 0.03298 386 244 109 33
279 I don't think this is how you become an Iron Chef ! 1.4534 0.03399 386 249 99 38
280 So we’re both a little rusty. 1.4534 0.03379 386 248 101 37
281 You would have been fine with just an oven mitt and an apron. 1.4534 0.03216 386 240 117 29
282 hey, can you unzip me? 1.4524 0.03457 389 255 92 42
283 You're getting defensive. 1.4514 0.03286 381 240 110 31
284 You never said what KIND of silver wear, Dad. 1.4512 0.03463 379 247 93 39
285 How should I know what happened to your horse? 1.4512 0.03423 379 249 91 39
286 I don't know why I put up with this, knight after knight. 1.4512 0.03423 379 245 97 37
287 'No, I said 'mon amour'. But I have to say, I'm impressed...' 1.4509 0.03596 377 252 80 45
288 'What do you mean you used the last of my olive oil on your suit?' 1.4507 0.03191 375 233 116 26
289 Sorry pal, I’m sure they said Knight to Rook not Knight to Cook” 1.4507 0.03490 375 245 91 39
290 Sure, you slay the dragon. Fine. But would it kill you, just once, to help me cook the dragon? 1.4507 0.03365 375 239 103 33
291 Guess we’re all fighting our own battles. 1.4500 0.03292 380 240 109 31
292 You know you have to sanitize that whole thing when you come home, right? 1.4495 0.03380 376 241 101 34
293 It's Always About YOUR Fantasies Isn't It 1.4489 0.03426 372 240 97 35
294 We can't all be Renaissance men. 1.4486 0.03440 370 239 96 35
295 I thought I ordered a stainless steel knife. 1.4485 0.03667 359 240 77 42
296 So are you finally ready to dice the onions? 1.4472 0.03424 369 238 97 34
297 I don't care what you think you heard. I said my wife was getting the night off in the kitchen tonight. 1.4472 0.03772 369 255 63 51
298 Table 5 says there's a dragon in their soup 1.4472 0.03530 369 245 84 40
299 Damnit, Jake! ‘Under Armour’ is a CLOTHING brand!” 1.4469 0.03502 367 240 90 37
300 I said creuset, not crusade!” 1.4469 0.03372 367 239 94 33
301 You think it's fair that you've been out Galahading all day, while I've been stuck here cooking? 1.4469 0.03437 367 237 96 34
302 Sorry, I need all of the oil for dinner. 1.4466 0.03451 365 236 95 34
303 You're never going to let me live down that exploding potato, are you? 1.4466 0.03579 365 240 81 40
304 I’m going to ask you one last time—where are the Brillo pads? 1.4464 0.04311 280 193 49 38
305 Would this work or do I need to drink some disinfectant?” 1.4463 0.03636 363 243 78 42
306 You need to borrow ANOTHER cup of oil? 1.4460 0.03478 361 234 93 34
307 Late knight delivery” 1.4457 0.03469 359 232 94 33
308 Toilet paper restocking day? 1.4457 0.03514 359 234 90 35
309 Just set the table. I don't care if it's the round one or not! 1.4452 0.03651 301 190 88 23
310 'Table four is still waiting on the Excaliburrito.' 1.4438 0.03601 356 236 82 38
311 Well, you should have thought of that before you put the suit on! 1.4438 0.03467 356 230 94 32
312 Is that my colander? 1.4438 0.03421 356 228 98 30
313 I take it you are not in the mood... 1.4435 0.03316 354 235 86 31
314 I thought we agreed on no PPE in the kitchen!" 1.4432 0.03424 352 225 98 29
315 I don’t care if you’re covered in full body armor, you’re still not 6 feet away from me. 1.4432 0.03586 352 232 84 36
316 Clearly we both misunderstood “date night” 1.4432 0.03436 352 226 92 31
317 I’m not jousting with you right now Kevin, I’m in the middle of dinner!” 1.4432 0.03353 352 226 97 28
318 Tomorrow you're on cooking duty, and I get to 'teach the kids history.' 1.4429 0.03555 350 229 87 34
319 Still in your pajamas ? ! 1.4429 0.03668 350 234 77 39
320 Don't forget the toilet paper this time. 1.4429 0.03292 350 218 109 23
321 'Alright, I'll ease off on the garlic!' 1.4413 0.03468 349 225 94 30
322 You were the one who said they could cook and I said I had protection. At least one of us was right. 1.4413 0.03675 349 234 76 39
323 Another 'Medieval Times' Zoom meeting? 1.4413 0.03491 349 226 92 31
324 Seriously honey what are you thinking? The virus can live on metal surfaces for FIVE DAYS. 1.4406 0.03447 345 221 96 28
325 When I told you to wear protective clothing in the kitchen, I meant an apron 1.4406 0.03398 345 219 100 26
326 Honey, look the roast is burnt, the vegetables are overboiled; it's NOT THE TIME to ask me to oil your knees 1.4406 0.03567 345 226 86 33
327 Dude, I'm telling you. Women don't want knights, they want men who can cook!" 1.4399 0.03797 291 188 78 25
328 Well, this explains your slow response time. 1.4386 0.03443 342 219 96 27
329 Six. Feet. Stay back six feet. 1.4386 0.03660 342 228 78 36
330 Six feet, man, six feet! 1.4386 0.03636 342 227 80 35
331 I just feel like nothing gets through to you 1.4382 0.03506 340 220 91 29
332 Don't just stand there, rescue me! 1.4379 0.03715 338 227 74 37
333 ''Dress for Battle' was a metaphor, Jason' 1.4370 0.03572 341 228 78 34
334 So I’m stuck with the housework while you go to Knight school? 1.4370 0.03690 341 229 75 37
335 I said it’s in the armoire.” 1.4367 0.03641 332 219 81 32
336 Less iron, more chef! 1.4367 0.03641 332 219 81 32
337 Middle Age Crisis: Week 7” 1.4367 0.03565 332 216 87 29
338 In my defense, that’s A LOT of smoke for no dragon. 1.4367 0.03514 332 214 91 27
339 The Knight shift was supposed to start half an hour ago! 1.4367 0.03616 332 218 83 31
340 If you are not an anchovy in that can, get the hell out of my kitchen. 1.4367 0.03740 332 223 73 36
341 Yes, I used all the oil. 1.4367 0.03591 332 216 85 30
342 It doesn't have to be holy--any grail will do. 1.4367 0.03616 332 218 83 31
343 They were all out of masks and rubber gloves! 1.4367 0.03666 332 220 79 33
344 So that's where all my saucepans went. 1.4367 0.03666 332 220 79 33
345 I see you’ve made yourself useless again! 1.4362 0.03626 337 225 76 34
346 Date knight gone wrong” 1.4350 0.03648 331 219 80 32
347 This was all they had left on Amazon.” 1.4350 0.03546 331 215 88 28
348 It’s quarantine, not halloween 1.4350 0.03494 331 213 92 26
349 Oh thank god the knight shift is here! 1.4347 0.03613 329 216 83 30
350 I'll just set the round table then... 1.4347 0.03763 329 222 71 36
351 This is the governor’s latest mandate for picking up take-out. 1.4347 0.03714 329 220 75 34
352 Need anything from the store? 1.4347 0.03739 329 221 73 35
353 When I said "steel yourself", I was only kidding. 1.4343 0.03654 327 216 80 31
354 I swear if you used all the tinfoil... 1.4338 0.03484 325 208 93 24
355 I'd really be impressed if you tried vanquishing some dishes every once in a while. 1.4312 0.03657 320 211 80 29
356 I need four and twenty blackbirds for the dessert 1.4312 0.03562 320 210 79 27
357 Oh, great. At a moment when I desperately need Mr. Clean, Don Quixote shows up. 1.4312 0.03630 320 215 72 31
358 At week 7, they realized, they were as different as knight and day. 1.4312 0.03788 320 216 70 34
359 No, I don’t use King Arthur flour. 1.4312 0.03683 320 212 78 30
360 Iron chef date night was your idea.” 1.4308 0.03726 318 212 75 31
361 I said a piece of cod, not a codpiece! 1.4308 0.03857 318 217 65 36
362 Latex gloves and a face mask would have been sufficient. 1.4308 0.03507 318 204 91 23
363 I just don't know who you are anymore!" 1.4308 0.03753 318 213 73 32
364 Stop calling my cooking The Wholly Gruel. 1.4308 0.03726 318 212 75 31
365 I said a ‘knife’ 1.4299 0.03814 314 212 69 33
366 They were out of N95 masks. 1.4299 0.03508 314 201 91 22
367 You time travelled to the wrong year pal. 1.4299 0.03840 314 213 67 34
368 Apparently, I picked the wrong knight to come over for dinner. 1.4299 0.03760 314 210 73 31
369 All the aprons were cut up for coronavirus masks, but I did find this 1.4299 0.03594 314 204 85 25
370 I don't care if it's Le Creuset, you look ridiculous. 1.4299 0.03760 314 209 73 31
371 Just an apron would have been enough! 1.4299 0.03622 314 205 83 26
372 Grocery list is on the fridge 1.4299 0.03706 314 210 74 30
373 Got the mail like you asked. 1.4299 0.03867 314 214 65 35
374 Just another knight in quarantine” 1.4286 0.03778 315 212 71 32
375 You think you’re better suited for this?! 1.4286 0.03724 315 210 75 30
376 By all means, tell me how hard your day was. 1.4286 0.03585 315 205 85 25
377 Brillo's under the sink, but leave a few for the pots and pans. 1.4281 0.03601 313 204 84 25
378 Is there a dinner in distress? 1.4272 0.03618 309 209 71 29
379 Are you wearing my colander again? 1.4272 0.03775 309 207 72 30
380 Day 78 of Quarantine: Date Knight 1.4272 0.03747 309 206 74 29
381 You wait till NOW to say you like your dragon rare? 1.4272 0.03747 309 208 71 30
382 I don’t care that you’ve sworn an oath of exilement till the scourge is cleansed from the lands, Wallace. We’re out of toilet paper. 1.4272 0.03830 309 209 68 32
383 Yeah, but you'll still need an apron. 1.4272 0.03775 309 207 72 30
384 Are you sure you ONLY need cilantro? Because I’m not going out again!” 1.4268 0.03731 314 210 74 30
385 Sure, you're out galavanting while I'm stuck here in the kitchen. 1.4268 0.03620 314 206 82 26
386 Do I LOOK like I need rescuing?! 1.4267 0.03392 307 194 85 20
387 It would just be nice if you thought to ask me about MY day.” 1.4267 0.03736 307 204 75 28
388 I think we may have different ideas about what constitutes the perfect date knight 1.4267 0.03792 307 206 71 30
389 They warned me that trying to find good help would be feudal. 1.4267 0.03876 307 209 65 33
390 I think an apron would probably be enough, to be honest. 1.4267 0.03736 307 204 75 28
391 Oh come on! The oven only exploded that one time. 1.4258 0.03793 310 209 70 31
392 The CDC says gloves are overkill, honey 1.4257 0.03592 303 196 85 22
393 'Let me guess, you only cook in cast iron.' 1.4257 0.03741 303 201 75 27
394 You know, just a mask would have sufficed. 1.4257 0.03653 303 198 81 24
395 It won’t be EXACTLY like the bubonic plague” 1.4248 0.03686 306 202 78 26
396 I heard we are having serf and turf.” 1.4243 0.03874 304 207 65 32
397 Glad you're here. I've lost both potholders. 1.4243 0.03613 304 198 83 23
398 I don't think that's what they meant by personal protective equipment Marge. 1.4243 0.03673 304 200 79 25
399 Fine, you made your point. Cooking is harder than crusading. 1.4238 0.03778 302 202 72 28
400 Of all the knights to be late! 1.4233 0.03825 300 202 69 29
401 That was my horse... 1.4228 0.03959 298 205 60 33
402 No! You have knight shift tomorrow, not today. 1.4228 0.03843 298 201 68 29
403 We live together, Frank! 1.4228 0.03814 298 200 70 28
404 Does this armor make me look fat?” 1.4223 0.03920 296 202 63 31
405 I knew ‘From battlefield to table’ was a horrible concept.” 1.4223 0.03695 296 202 61 28
406 “I just always try to do the opposite of what Pence is doing” 1.4223 0.04007 296 205 57 34
407 This was my mother's recipe and I don't care how it was made in 1237. 1.4223 0.03553 296 190 87 19
408 I don’t care what you’re wearing or how hungry you are, six feet is six feet! 1.4223 0.03862 296 200 67 29
409 Damn straight, it's your horse! 1.4223 0.03741 296 196 75 25
410 You think slaying dragons is tough? Try making bouillabaisse without leeks! 1.4223 0.03679 296 194 79 23
411 Are you just gonna stand there all cavalier or are you going to help me clean up? 1.4223 0.03741 296 196 75 25
412 A simple apron would do" 1.4218 0.03633 294 191 82 21
413 I hate how we’ve slipped into these 1450s gender roles. 1.4198 0.03858 293 198 67 28
414 Don't give me that face, you were the one who said to get everything plated. 1.4198 0.03735 293 196 72 25
415 Look,let's just say it was a Tinder mismatch and call it a day. 1.4198 0.03797 293 196 71 26
416 Honey, can you please hand me the mace. 1.4198 0.03542 293 192 81 20
417 Find that colander or I'm taking your helmet. 1.4198 0.03542 293 195 77 21
418 I couldn't find my face mask 1.4187 0.03641 289 188 81 20
419 Why on earth would I have your lance? 1.4184 0.03719 282 187 72 22
420 My other mask is in the dryer. 1.4181 0.03789 287 191 72 24
421 'Now is not a good time' 1.4181 0.03821 287 192 70 25
422 I've been burned before. 1.4181 0.03821 287 192 70 25
423 You and these damned theme dinners. Gruel takes time! 1.4181 0.03557 287 184 86 17
424 Date NIGHT, Thomas. No K. 1.4181 0.03884 287 194 66 27
425 I think if you just wash your hands, that should be enough. 1.4181 0.03591 287 187 81 19
426 Good grief! I said spillage. Not pillage! 1.4181 0.03946 287 196 62 29
427 Dinner will be ready in a fortnight. 1.4181 0.03756 287 190 74 23
428 I may not be a damsel, but I am in distress. 1.4175 0.03675 285 186 79 20
429 It's called the 'night shift' not the 'knight shift.' 1.4175 0.04089 285 199 53 33
430 You'll be working knights then? 1.4175 0.03807 285 190 71 24
431 . . . you and the horse you rode in on, Felix. 1.4175 0.03966 285 195 61 29
432 Don't you think you're overdoing it with your PPE? 1.4175 0.03742 285 188 75 22
433 I finally got that dragon; how was your day? 1.4175 0.03807 285 190 71 24
434 Who let the past in?! -Parker Lyon, age 7, Chicago 1.4170 0.03891 283 191 66 26
435 Alright, alright — go pick up takeout. 1.4167 0.03746 288 191 74 23
436 “I’m ready for our talk” 1.4164 0.03910 281 190 65 26
437 'I'm dressed for the job I want, Maurice!' 1.4164 0.03974 281 192 61 28
438 No, i said ‘go put on a nightie!’ 1.4164 0.03974 281 192 61 28
439 Zip me up. 1.4164 0.04006 281 193 59 29
440 Could I use your helmet to drain the pasta? 1.4164 0.03877 281 189 67 25
441 I couldn't quite hear you, did you say Joan also burnt the steak? 1.4161 0.03829 286 192 69 25
442 How 'bout you slay some dirty dishes, smartass. 1.4155 0.03880 284 192 66 26
443 Yes, I know. It's hot in here too. 1.4149 0.03963 282 193 61 28
444 Knight Takes Rookie’s Prawns 1.4149 0.04119 282 198 51 33
445 Honey, would you change out of that metaphor and help me? 1.4149 0.03866 282 190 67 25
446 Yes, I’m sure that’s not the kind of personal protective equipment we should be wearing! 1.4149 0.03561 282 181 85 16
447 Don’t look at me like that....I also got milk.” 1.4148 0.03919 270 181 66 23
448 Do I look like a damsel in distress? 1.4148 0.03884 270 180 68 22
449 I suited up to go to the market. Do you need anything? 1.4143 0.03751 280 185 74 21
450 The knight shift doesn’t start until ten. 1.4137 0.04004 278 191 59 28
451 This is not what I meant when I said “we need a romantic NIGHT” 1.4130 0.04082 230 151 63 16
452 Well, the kids are finally in bed. 1.4130 0.03753 276 182 74 20
453 'Twenty years, Roger! And now you pull the 'knight in shining armor card.' 1.4130 0.03891 276 186 66 24
454 No, I said to try the ARMOIRE” 1.4130 0.03823 276 184 70 22
455 I said 'grill', not 'grail'! 1.4130 0.03857 276 185 68 23
456 I told you I'm not into Heavy Metal. 1.4130 0.03682 276 180 78 18
457 You can start your quest with those dishes. 1.4130 0.03891 276 186 66 24
458 I've got this, go back teaching the kids! 1.4130 0.03753 276 182 74 20
459 You don't have to get so defensive! 1.4130 0.03788 276 183 72 21
460 I told you. I need the oil for cooking. 1.4128 0.03842 281 189 68 24
461 “Honey, not tonight.” 1.4128 0.03940 281 192 62 27
462 Stop saying this is a battle zone. 1.4128 0.03940 281 192 62 27
463 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said it would take a night to clean this mess up. 1.4124 0.04045 274 189 57 28
464 Don't you think you are overdoing it with the PPE? 1.4124 0.03876 274 186 63 24
465 Honey, look what I got on Amazon Prime today. 1.4116 0.03690 277 190 61 24
466 Mom told me you were cooking today so I took precaution 1.4116 0.03812 277 185 70 22
467 Too formal?” 1.4111 0.03624 270 176 78 16
468 For the last time... we don’t have a round table! 1.4111 0.03985 270 184 61 25
469 I told you: No heavy metal during the dinner hour. 1.4111 0.04020 270 185 59 26
470 If it isn't too much trouble, let's eat at the round table. 1.4111 0.03880 270 181 67 22
471 I'll handle the cooking, you take the kids. 1.4111 0.03951 270 183 63 24
472 Do I look like my biggest concern right now is the shape of the table? 1.4096 0.04008 271 186 59 26
473 But I dressed for dinner out tonight. 1.4096 0.04109 271 189 53 29
474 You could just say you don't want to help. 1.4096 0.03688 271 177 77 17
475 I’m going out for groceries. Need anything? 1.4096 0.04042 271 187 57 27
476 That's not what I meant by well plated! 1.4096 0.03869 271 182 67 22
477 The damsel in distress is in the next room on Zoom. 1.4096 0.03869 271 182 67 22
478 Look, I know I said I would pick up the slack while you went to night school... 1.4082 0.04015 267 183 59 25
479 Let's switch it up you said. I do the cooking and you watch the kids. What could go wrong you said. 1.4082 0.04015 267 183 59 25
480 Stupid autocorrect, I requested nightly help! 1.4082 0.04015 267 183 59 25
481 That’s not what I meant by Iron Chef!” 1.4082 0.04085 267 185 55 27
482 I don't care. It's your turn to do the dishes. 1.4082 0.04015 267 183 59 25
483 No, honey. This suit is for Your protection.” 1.4075 0.03780 265 174 72 18
484 “NO, I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR SWORD IS” 1.4075 0.03780 265 175 72 18
485 This doesn’t change the 6-foot rule” 1.4075 0.03818 265 176 70 19
486 Remember the last time you ate my spicy chili with that thing on? 1.4075 0.04072 265 183 56 26
487 David! Why can’t I find the aluminum fo - ...” 1.4075 0.04107 265 184 54 27
488 'I thought the future would be more interesting' 1.4075 0.04072 265 183 56 26
489 So, tell me about your day at the hospital and I'll tell you about my day in the kitchen. 1.4075 0.03929 265 179 64 22
490 I can eat anything. I have an ironclad stomach. 1.4075 0.04001 265 181 60 24
491 FYI, Lancelot found the porchetta dry and uninspired. 1.4075 0.03929 265 179 64 22
492 I said this is futile, not feudal 1.4075 0.04072 265 183 56 26
493 If you're that worried about it, why not get delivery? 1.4075 0.03780 265 175 72 18
494 I'm sure I said, "avec amour!" 1.4075 0.04001 265 181 60 24
495 Well, yes, but it should also be obvious I'm not a damsel. 1.4075 0.03855 265 177 68 20
496 You don't actually know what "sous vide" means, do you? 1.4075 0.03704 265 178 64 19
497 The can opener is in the top drawer next to the sink! 1.4075 0.03892 265 178 66 21
498 No there's not a dragon in here! Yes, there's fire and smoke but I don't tell you how to joust do I? 1.4075 0.03892 265 178 66 21
499 Just an oven mitt would be fine. 1.4075 0.03929 265 179 64 22
500 A Straw? 1.4068 0.03949 263 178 63 22
501 Does this make me look fat?” 1.4062 0.04100 256 176 56 24
502 I hate to break it to you. Sir Gawain says he is gluten intolerant.” 1.4062 0.03987 256 173 62 21
503 Now you tell me you're going to Trader Joe's? 1.4062 0.04025 256 174 60 22
504 You can't put off doing the laundry forever. 1.4062 0.03830 256 169 70 17
505 “NOW who’s overreacting?!” 1.4047 0.04050 257 176 58 23
506 Fine! I’ll chop the onions.” 1.4047 0.04012 257 175 60 22
507 Fine, next time I'll do history and you make his lunch. 1.4047 0.04124 257 178 54 25
508 No, I asked for a K-N-I-F-E, knife!” 1.4047 0.04197 257 180 50 27
509 I’M cooking so YOU can take the knight off. 1.4047 0.04087 257 177 56 24
510 Look, it’s the only PPE we had left 1.4047 0.04012 257 175 60 22
511 No, I haven’t seen your damn grail. 1.4047 0.03897 257 172 66 19
512 You're here for the knight shift? 1.4047 0.03936 257 173 64 20
513 I'm heading out to the store. Do you need anything? 1.4047 0.04031 257 176 54 24
514 Nice visor, formerly known as my colander. 1.4047 0.04050 257 176 58 23
515 6 feet Galahad! 1.4047 0.04087 257 177 56 24
516 If you're done home schooling the kids, I could use a little help here. 1.4047 0.03974 257 174 62 21
517 Hey, that's MY shining armor! 1.4047 0.03936 257 173 64 20
518 Yes, I did ask for a night alone. 1.4047 0.03818 257 170 70 17
519 Well Tony, goddamnit, if you can joust you can baste. 1.4047 0.04050 257 176 58 23
520 The Round Table is moved to Zoom this month. 1.4023 0.03983 256 174 61 21
521 I am here to rescue dinner! 1.4023 0.03905 256 172 65 19
522 I'm a little busy here. You look for the WD-40! 1.4023 0.03983 256 174 61 21
523 Don't pull that Knight in Shining Armor routine - it's your turn to do the dishes. 1.4023 0.04097 256 177 55 24
524 I'm Covid-knight-teen. 1.4023 0.04097 256 177 55 24
525 Well, excuuuse me, Sir “nevercooks” 1.4023 0.03983 256 174 61 21
526 'Oh, you asked for chives and celery. I heard chivalry.' 1.4016 0.04231 254 179 48 27
527 Never again will I cook what you slay. 1.4016 0.03805 254 168 70 16
528 I would feel safer if you wore your mask to make my lunch. 1.4016 0.03965 254 172 62 20
529 Date NIGHT, Paul. Date NIGHT.” 1.4008 0.04218 252 177 49 26
530 The only safety measure required is for you to wear a face mask. 1.4008 0.04180 252 176 51 25
531 I’m questioning your flexibility. 1.4008 0.03986 252 171 61 20
532 You're here too early, you're working the knight shift. 1.4008 0.04104 252 174 55 23
533 Why do you never ask how MY day was!? 1.4000 0.04087 250 172 56 22
534 Yeah, well, I’m not the only one who got the timing wrong! 1.4000 0.03927 250 168 64 18
535 Well, now you can vanquish the dishes. 1.3992 0.04030 248 169 59 20
536 I’m sorry the Renaissance Festival was cancelled too, but do you have to wear that around the house?” 1.3992 0.03864 248 165 67 16
537 I thought we could have a nice knight in” 1.3992 0.04030 248 169 59 20
538 Dinner will be a little later than I thought. Probably around mid-Renaissance. 1.3992 0.03822 248 164 69 15
539 Damn it I wanted a night free not a free knight! 1.3992 0.04150 248 172 53 23
540 Just once, can you get on the horse by yourself? 1.3992 0.03948 248 167 63 18
541 They’re sending me to the frontlines. Do we need anything from the farmer’s market?” 1.3984 0.04133 246 170 54 22
542 This is not what I meant when I said, ‘start plating’” 1.3984 0.04173 246 171 52 23
543 ...oh, and almond milk, if they have it." 1.3984 0.04133 246 170 54 22
544 I’m going to pick up another bag of cilantro, do we need anything else? 1.3984 0.04213 246 172 50 24
545 The Prince would like to remind you of his gluten allergy 1.3984 0.04052 246 168 58 20
546 NOW you tell me Lancelot is vegetarian? 1.3984 0.04213 246 172 50 24
547 One knight stands: a misinterpretation 1.3984 0.04133 246 170 54 22
548 It's non-stick. 1.3984 0.03732 246 170 55 16
549 Once a King, always a King but once a Knight is enough. 1.3984 0.04252 246 173 48 25
550 Your fly is open! 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
551 Knight Shift 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
552 For the last time... I'm not cooking another dragon... 1.3968 0.04315 247 176 44 27
553 I said look in the ARMOIRE. 1.3968 0.03957 247 170 58 19
554 Never mind. I already sliced the onions. 1.3959 0.04061 245 168 57 20
555 Fine. I admit it, you were right. Your job is harder than mine. Can we switch back now, please‽ 1.3951 0.04125 243 168 54 21
556 Hey, if that armor's non-stick, I could use a hand here. 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
557 They say they haven’t eaten in ages. 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
558 I know you’re feeling armorous, Steve, but it’s not a good time. 1.3951 0.03957 243 164 62 17
559 I said, "Silverware! Not Silver wear!" 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
560 No, I haven't seen your horse. Why do you ask? 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
561 Finally, the Iron Chef.... 1.3951 0.04366 243 174 42 27
562 Do you need anything from the store?" 1.3942 0.03935 241 166 54 18
563 So THAT’S where my colander went?! 1.3942 0.04190 241 168 51 22
564 Shining armour my ass: I cook, you clean! 1.3942 0.04149 241 167 53 21
565 You can at least set the round table ! 1.3942 0.03935 241 162 63 16
566 I am still employed, I told you I took the knight shift. 1.3942 0.04107 241 166 55 20
567 Knight shift already?” 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
568 Bernard’s cavalier attitude began to irritate Douglas 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
569 Well, if it isn't my knight in sarcastic armor. 1.3942 0.04149 241 167 53 21
570 You realize it lives even longer on stainless steel, right? 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
571 The King is looking for an ETA on those appetizers. No pressure. 1.3942 0.03801 241 157 69 13
572 No, I don't have any Grey Poupon. 1.3942 0.04107 241 166 55 20
573 I can either help you or I can explain 1.3933 0.04044 239 163 58 18
574 I was getting tired of wearing sweatpants 1.3933 0.04256 239 168 48 23
575 I'm not social distancing. I just can't move my legs 1.3933 0.04214 239 167 50 22
576 Next week you cook and I'll change the diapers! 1.3933 0.04044 239 163 58 18
577 Sorry, I got no idea where she keeps the Mead. 1.3933 0.04130 239 165 54 20
578 We’re stuck at home, Harold. How hard is it to just do your laundry?! 1.3924 0.04111 237 163 55 19
579 'I'm going to need a straw.' 1.3924 0.04239 237 166 49 22
580 The mask I get, but the codpiece seems excessive.” 1.3924 0.03978 237 160 61 16
581 Oh sure, now you tell me that Lancelot’s vegan.” 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
582 Glad you're prepared to go get takeout...but you still need a mask. 1.3924 0.04111 237 163 55 19
583 No, I’m not interested knowing that you’re wearing non-stick. 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
584 Really? I think six feet and a face mask is good enough for around the apartment. 1.3924 0.04111 237 163 55 19
585 Are you being ironic, satirical, facetious, sarcastic, or simply cautious? 1.3924 0.04067 237 162 57 18
586 Your PPE is seriously outdated! 1.3924 0.04023 237 161 59 17
587 I’m ovulating. 1.3924 0.04239 237 166 49 22
588 Is that a lance in your armor or are you just happy to see me? 1.3924 0.04364 237 169 43 25
589 Is that my suit you're wearing? 1.3924 0.04281 237 167 47 23
590 Hey, I don't tell you how to do your crusader thing. 1.3924 0.04067 237 162 57 18
591 Really? Your Super Powers include time-travel but not helping out in the kitchen? 1.3924 0.04154 237 164 53 20
592 How could you forget the mace? 1.3924 0.04023 237 161 59 17
593 Ok sweetie I’m gonna go grab the mail” 1.3915 0.04134 235 162 54 19
594 Can you stir for a second while I get the horse costume on? 1.3915 0.04178 235 163 52 20
595 Are you wearing a mask? 1.3915 0.04348 235 167 44 24
596 Does this make my butt look big? 1.3915 0.04348 235 167 44 24
597 I'm busy. You find the can opener. 1.3915 0.04178 235 162 52 20
598 I told you to wait. You will be washed with pots and pans on Wednesday. 1.3915 0.04090 235 161 56 18
599 When you said you were into heavy metal, I was thinking more Led Zeppelin than Lancelot. 1.3915 0.04000 235 159 60 16
600 When I said I wanted a 'night out for dinner', that's not what I meant! 1.3906 0.04202 233 162 51 20
601 How was I supposed to know you wanted a knight out? 1.3906 0.04202 233 162 51 20
602 I knew I should have sprung for a Viking. 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
603 That's not what I had in mind when I mentioned a night out for dinner. 1.3896 0.03903 231 154 64 13
604 All you needed to do was wash your hands. 1.3896 0.03903 231 154 64 13
605 Did you wash your hands for 20seconds? 1.3896 0.03998 231 156 60 15
606 Oh sure, jousting is tough, but you don't know tough till you have to cook for all the king's men. Now get out of my kitchen. 1.3896 0.03951 231 155 62 14
607 No, I don't have a can opener on me. 1.3896 0.04137 231 159 54 18
608 I told you, I am not contagious! 1.3896 0.04045 231 157 58 16
609 I’m in no mood to joust Claire. 1.3896 0.04137 231 159 54 18
610 Can't you find an apron?" 1.3889 0.04099 234 161 55 18
611 Well, this is a grill, not a grail, and I am not sure how holy it is 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
612 God said you prayed for a knight all to yourself. 1.3886 0.04021 229 162 45 19
613 Another knight at home 1.3886 0.03900 229 155 60 14
614 And you said I would never use this. 1.3886 0.03924 229 153 63 13
615 You still have to stay 6ft away 1.3886 0.04161 229 158 53 18
616 Don't look at me like that. Times have changed. 1.3886 0.04161 229 158 53 18
617 I don’t need a knight in shining armor. What I need is a sous chef.” 1.3886 0.04297 229 161 47 21
618 You don’t have to wear that thing every time I cook” 1.3886 0.04207 229 159 51 19
619 I don't think that's what they mean by Personal Protective Equipment. 1.3886 0.04115 229 157 55 17
620 This was the only PPE I could find! 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
621 Well if Guinevere doesn't like the appetizer, then maybe Guinevere should come back here and tell me herself. 1.3886 0.04021 229 155 59 15
622 Honey, can't you just wear a mask like everyone else? 1.3886 0.03973 229 154 61 14
623 Listen Galahad, tell Arthur the mutton will be ready when it’s ready. 1.3886 0.04115 229 157 55 17
624 Really? A mask and gloves aren't enough? 1.3886 0.04297 229 161 47 21
625 You don’t think that’s overdoing the protective gear? 1.3886 0.04207 229 159 51 19
626 I'm literally not suited for washing dishes. 1.3886 0.04297 229 161 47 21
627 I finally found some PPE at Medieval Times. 1.3886 0.04021 229 155 59 15
628 I know you're just going to throw it over the fortress wall at the attacking hordes, but it's my bouillabaisse and I'll tell you when it's ready. 1.3886 0.04385 229 163 43 23
629 Of course I'm not impressed, you used all of my good pans. 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
630 You’re never gonna let me live down my ‘Renaissance man’ tinder bio, are you?” 1.3877 0.04412 227 162 42 23
631 Dude, it's been a week. Take it off. 1.3877 0.04232 227 158 50 19
632 No. The pointy-toe shoes do not make you look more feminine. 1.3877 0.04092 227 155 56 16
633 You think I can’t see you giggling under there, Veronica? 1.3877 0.04412 227 162 42 23
634 The Smithsonian is donating PPE to front line workers. 1.3877 0.04139 227 156 54 17
635 She's not coming back Danny,she's left us. She's left us because I am a terrible angry cook and you are a fucking moron. 1.3874 0.04619 222 162 34 26
636 No, I told her I would cook for one “night”. 1.3870 0.04147 230 159 53 18
637 This isn’t white castle 1.3860 0.04352 228 162 44 22
638 I asked for the perfect night not you” 1.3860 0.04396 228 163 42 23
639 They used to call me essential too 1.3860 0.04352 228 162 44 22
640 Oh, don’t be so dramatic.” 1.3860 0.03981 228 154 60 14
641 Now may not be the best time, but I need my sword back. 1.3860 0.04029 228 157 55 15
642 When I said, "break out the good silver for dinner" this isn't what I meant! 1.3860 0.04124 228 156 54 17
643 You may stand down. Lady Guinevere has settled on the cheese board and house salad 1.3860 0.04029 228 155 58 15
644 No,I said tonight,we'd dine in,amor. 1.3860 0.04171 228 158 52 18
645 This was the only way to get me to stop touching my face. And as soon as the lance that I ordered gets here, I'll really be able to keep people 6ft away from me! 1.3860 0.03932 228 153 62 13
646 No, I don’t know if disinfectant wipes will rust your armor. 1.3860 0.03932 228 153 62 13
647 So, I guess we’re eating out? 1.3860 0.04124 228 157 54 17
648 A bit excessive just to cut onions, don’t you think?!” 1.3857 0.03940 223 149 62 12
649 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the costume! 1.3857 0.04140 223 153 54 16
650 Sir Lancelot would like to know which kingdom the pheasant was raised in. 1.3857 0.04236 223 155 50 18
651 I learned the hard way. Never fry bacon in the nude! 1.3857 0.04140 223 153 54 16
652 It can't work between us: me, cooking all day--you, going all knight. 1.3857 0.03991 223 150 60 13
653 Like I said, I think it would be safer for me to go get carry out. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
654 Then go back to Merlin if his souffles were so damn flawless! 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
655 I hate to tell you this, but there has been a complaint. 1.3850 0.04052 226 156 54 16
656 The knights want to know if we’re gonna eat this century or next? 1.3839 0.03976 224 155 53 15
657 If chivalry weren’t dead, I’d help you. 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
658 So, is this going to be a knightly thing?" 1.3829 0.04050 222 151 57 14
659 I thought you said you wanted a knight in? 1.3829 0.04198 222 154 51 17
660 I don’t care if it’s Medieval zoom night, you’re still doing these dishes! 1.3829 0.04149 222 153 53 16
661 Would you be so noble as to set the table? 1.3829 0.04149 222 153 53 16
662 Is this why our pots and pans were disappearing????? ......dude?? 1.3829 0.04341 222 157 45 20
663 If you have something to say about my cooking just come out and say it 1.3827 0.04227 196 132 53 11
664 I found some personal protective equipment.” 1.3818 0.04073 220 150 56 14
665 No, it was gluten-free gruel for Galahad. Lancelot ordered the paleo pigeon plate.” 1.3818 0.04073 220 150 56 14
666 are you my knight in dining armor? 1.3818 0.04508 220 159 38 23
667 I hope you’re here to rescue this soup.” 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
668 Ok I did my chore of Marie Kondo-ing the closet and this was the only thing that brought me joy. How’s it going in here? 1.3818 0.04462 220 158 40 22
669 I don't recognize you anymore, it's like we're day and knight! 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
670 But the guy on Fox said social distancing was feudal. 1.3818 0.03970 220 148 60 12
671 Nice look, but what you need is a cast-iron stomach. 1.3818 0.04272 220 154 48 18
672 Where's the mace? 1.3818 0.04124 220 151 54 15
673 Well, you try cooking for the entire round table. 1.3818 0.04022 220 149 58 13
674 What else do you need me to get you from the store? 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
675 You're overdoing the iron supplements" 1.3818 0.04223 220 153 50 17
676 What news, good sir, of the outside world. 1.3818 0.04073 220 150 56 14
677 A simple face mask will suffice. 1.3818 0.04124 220 151 54 15
678 Excuse me, Chef, the guests at Table Four asked if you’re wearing a mask. 1.3818 0.04022 220 154 50 16
679 No, I said I needed a KNIFE 1.3818 0.04223 220 153 50 17
680 No, I said I needed the kitchen for the night! 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
681 Oh get off your high horse. 1.3818 0.04073 220 150 56 14
682 Don't mess with me, man! This stove's a Viking. 1.3818 0.04223 220 153 50 17
683 Don't you think your at-home COVID-19 gear is a little excessive, Karen? I could really use your help with dinner. 1.3818 0.04272 220 154 48 18
684 Protective gear" does not mean full-body armor 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
685 I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need you to help with the cooking. 1.3796 0.04275 216 151 48 17
686 Are you done with your ‘me’ time, yet?” 1.3796 0.04015 216 146 58 12
687 I see you’d rather get takeout.” 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
688 Does this have something to do with the new round table in the dining room? 1.3796 0.04325 216 152 46 18
689 I said, "I want a date NIGHT!" 1.3796 0.04068 216 149 53 14
690 I'm fine. Just go set the round table. 1.3796 0.04015 216 146 58 12
691 I'm going to the store, need anything? 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
692 Does my PPE make my butt look big?" 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
693 Are you 6 feet away?? 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
694 Wish me luck! I will not return until I've found the Holy Kale. 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
695 Hey! I cook, you give Whiskers his pill. 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
696 I’ve been sent here to save the casserole. 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
697 Do you need anything at the supermarket? 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
698 Oh, you wanted a quiet NIGHT in.” 1.3790 0.04133 219 151 53 15
699 I got one for you, too 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
700 Well, don't just stand there... start chopping" 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
701 Do you have to wear that every time you cook bacon?" 1.3785 0.04352 214 151 45 18
702 When they said wear personal protective equipment I don't think that's what they meant..." 1.3785 0.04250 214 149 49 16
703 Okay, fine. When, exactly, IS a good time to discuss our Halloween costumes?" 1.3785 0.04038 214 145 57 12
704 Does this count as an N95 mask? 1.3785 0.04250 214 149 49 16
705 I asked for a free night Jim. Not a FREE KNIGHT. 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
706 Since you're dressed, can you run out and get me some more oregano? 1.3785 0.04250 214 149 49 16
707 Thou shoudst pick up some more damn hand sanitizer whilst at the market. 1.3785 0.04250 214 149 49 16
708 I’m also a bit rusty at cooking” 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
709 That’s not gonna save you. Just stay home! 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
710 Remember....the excalibur goes on the right side of King Arthur's plate. 1.3785 0.04146 214 151 47 16
711 It’s one of those knights! 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
712 It's formal not feudal attire. 1.3785 0.03984 214 144 59 11
713 Quit “mask shaming” me and go out for more toilet paper! 1.3785 0.04250 214 151 46 17
714 You're not well suited for this 1.3785 0.04402 214 152 43 19
715 How about a side of W-D 40! 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
716 Look, you want to be helpful? Go set the round table. 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
717 I said it was on fire not breathing fire. 1.3785 0.04549 214 155 37 22
718 Can I borrow a cup of oil? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
719 It's only awkward if you make it awkward. 1.3785 0.04198 214 148 51 15
720 The Templars meeting ran late again, sorry 1.3785 0.04092 214 146 55 13
721 Oh please, last time it was barely a flesh wound 1.3785 0.04146 214 147 53 14
722 No, the princess lives down the street 1.3785 0.04092 214 146 55 13
723 I don't care how shiny you are. You're late. 1.3785 0.04092 214 146 55 13
724 You know what my quest is? For you to do some dishes just once. That'd be the fricking Holy Grail, which is dirty, by the way... 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
725 This is not the night class I signed up for. 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
726 What is this, a New Yorker cartoon? 1.3785 0.03984 214 144 59 11
727 I don't want to hear how you've been waiting centuries for your food. 1.3785 0.04038 214 145 57 12
728 You could have just used an oven mitt 1.3785 0.04092 214 146 55 13
729 I have to pee...” 1.3774 0.04277 212 148 48 16
730 Let me guess... Galahad is a vegan.” 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
731 Yeah? And you're lousy at jousting! 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
732 Sorry, I just didn't feel like an apron was enough protection for me. 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
733 Look, I'm in no mood to argue about the shape of the table, okay? 1.3767 0.04182 215 149 51 15
734 Yes that’s lovely darling but I really do need the colander back now 1.3762 0.04196 210 149 44 16
735 They ran out of PPE 1.3750 0.04489 208 149 40 19
736 Really? Do I look like I need saving?” 1.3750 0.04111 208 142 54 12
737 One of us has our mouth closed, the other is wearing a helmet. The reader will never know who’s speaking.” 1.3738 0.04518 206 146 39 18
738 Very funny, give me back those pans! 1.3738 0.04304 206 144 47 15
739 I said I wanted Le Creuset kitchenware. Not Crusade Kitchenware!” 1.3738 0.04248 206 143 49 14
740 I know you wanted to spice up the marriage Janice, but seriously, time and place...” 1.3738 0.04019 206 139 57 10
741 'In lieu of a small business support check, Eric received some personal protection equipment from the White House.' 1.3738 0.04304 206 144 47 15
742 That better be stainless steel. 1.3738 0.04248 206 143 49 14
743 Yes, I am winging it! What the hell are you doing? 1.3738 0.04412 206 146 43 17
744 Can opener's in the top drawer... 1.3738 0.04466 206 147 41 18
745 Seriously. A can opener. Now? 1.3713 0.04359 202 142 45 15
746 Have you washed your hands dude?? 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
747 Yes. I’m aware you’re in full PPE, but that’s no excuse to be closer than 6 feet from me. 1.3707 0.04086 205 140 54 11
748 "Oh great, another freelancer." 1.3707 0.04369 205 145 44 16
749 I've told you we should buy a dishwasher instead of this dumb time machine! 1.3707 0.04423 205 146 42 17
750 Call the oven 'foul dragon' one more time––I dare you. 1.3707 0.04258 205 143 48 14
751 I understand, Jack, you're a nurse- but we are not making love in that thing again, period. 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
752 Fortunately you've got a cast iron stomach. 1.3707 0.04423 205 146 42 17
753 - No, I believe I clearly said I wanted one night stand. 1.3700 0.04445 200 142 42 16
754 They were out of cilantro 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
755 I thought we were getting take out from White Castle tonight.” 1.3700 0.04152 200 137 52 11
756 Oh, so that's where all my good pots went... 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
757 No, I said "I wish I could get some help just one night!" 1.3700 0.04445 200 142 42 16
758 I'm finally ready to go to the grocery store. 1.3700 0.04445 200 142 42 16
759 You requested a knight off? 1.3700 0.04824 200 149 28 23
760 I know I'm not the greatest cook, but isn't that level of PPE a little excessive? 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
761 Do I look like a maiden in distress? 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
762 Call the agency. I hired a night cook. 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
763 I don’t suppose you’d have any mace. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
764 I was told that I was to cook for tonight not for a knight. 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
765 a face mask would have been sufficient 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
766 Don’t worry, it’s non-stick 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
767 Well, that round table is not going to set itself. 1.3700 0.04212 200 138 50 12
768 This isn’t what I meant when I said you had to take the night shift. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
769 No, I don’t know where the can opener is right now 1.3695 0.04397 203 144 43 16
770 I gave up on laundry, went through costumes, and have now entered the Renaissance Faire portion of my quarantine. 1.3695 0.04285 203 144 44 13
771 This is not what I thought Kevin ment when he said the blind date he set up for me would be a night to remember. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
772 Maybe if you'd unloaded the dishwasher like I asked, you would've seen your broadsword on the top rack. 1.3695 0.04507 203 146 39 18
773 All my Brillo pads have disappeared and I think you know why. 1.3695 0.03929 203 136 59 8
774 Before you criticize my cooking, keep in mind who has the can opener. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
775 'Well, now see... this is why I do the cooking and YOU do the crusading.' 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
776 Do the sleeves roll up? 1.3692 0.04158 195 133 52 10
777 They were sold out of hazmat suits. 1.3692 0.04094 195 132 54 9
778 I hope for you this is non-stick. 1.3692 0.04029 195 131 56 8
779 "I shan't be staying for dinner. I have a date with history." 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
780 How was work?” 1.3687 0.04053 198 134 55 9
781 I think you have the wrong plague" 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
782 I knew you would get defensive!! 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
783 Your Tinder profile said you were seeking Amour, not armour! 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
784 This is not the Friday night I had in mind 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
785 Any chance that’s non stick? 1.3687 0.04239 198 137 49 12
786 I hate to interrupt but would you happen to have a can opener? 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
787 “Hey dad, may I have the reins to the steed tonight?” 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
788 PIECE. OF. COD..... I said piece of cod.” 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
789 'Got Oil?' 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
790 'Medieval cooking show, episode 1 : Kitchen Knightmares' 1.3687 0.04643 198 144 35 19
791 Arthur says he just wants a salad.” 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
792 Who's the knight in shining armour now, Paul? 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
793 Date knight — very funny — just go set the round table, Sir Puns-a-lot. 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
794 Did you manage to get the eggs? 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
795 I feel very safe but I have to take a leak. 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
796 Can you save the soufflé? 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
797 No, you can't have the can opener! 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
798 I don't care if your armor heats up quickly. You need to watch the pot." 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
799 I don't ride into your castle and tell you how to joust! 1.3687 0.04116 198 135 53 10
800 Knights at home were romantic, “ you said.. 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
801 This better not be the ‘fun night’ you promised me. 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
802 How about slaying some dishes? 1.3687 0.04239 198 137 49 12
803 My phone transcription said you needed knight help in the kitchen. 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
804 Don't just stand there! Grab your sword and start choppin'! 1.3687 0.04358 198 139 45 14
805 It helps with social distancing 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
806 Next time you cook and I go to the grocery store! 1.3687 0.04587 198 143 37 18
807 I'm going out for groceries. Want anything? 1.3687 0.04474 198 141 41 16
808 Oh yeah? Well, I'm Sir Stirsalot, Knight of the Dinner Table. So there! 1.3687 0.04239 198 137 49 12
809 When I said "Gird your loins for my cooking" I meant it figuratively. 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
810 Being a man was easier back then. 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
811 Alright I’m heading to the grocery store. Do you think you can handle things while I’m gone? 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
812 Yesss, you're my knight in shining armor. Did you wash your hands?" 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
813 We have enough money for you to go to comic con but a maid is out of the budget? 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
814 A little extreme for grocery shopping, don’t you think” 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
815 That is not what I meant by “suit up”. 1.3673 0.04141 196 134 52 10
816 My wife sent you, didn’t she?” 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
817 ' I'm going to the store now. Do you need anything?' 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
818 I heard this was more environmentally friendly than a face mask. It was also cheaper.” 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
819 I need you to go back out to Whole Foods. I forgot the fennel. 1.3673 0.04141 196 134 52 10
820 All I’m saying is it was a little misleading to put “Iron Chef” on your resume 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
821 No, you can’t have any more aluminum foil! 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
822 I hate when the knight shift sneaks up on me. 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
823 Are you the knight chef? 1.3673 0.04204 196 135 50 11
824 You're wearing the wrong shoes. 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
825 Yes I'll be okay. Just go out and enjoy the knight life. 1.3673 0.04446 196 139 42 15
826 That is not what I meant when I said I wanted to be an Iron Chef 1.3673 0.04327 196 137 46 13
827 You just show up after the Crusades and expect dinner to be on the table? 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
828 All you need is a mask and gloves to get our groceries dear 1.3673 0.04446 196 138 42 15
829 The siege took longer than expected" is no excuse for ruining my dinner 1.3673 0.04204 196 135 50 11
830 Your wife said you wanted to try cooking for a knight 1.3673 0.04505 196 145 33 18
831 Seriously? You’ll only eat a round table? 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
832 Tomorrow's MY turn to get groceries. 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
833 I asked them to send a night chef! 1.3673 0.04619 196 142 36 18
834 If anything pisses me off while I fix supper, it's you and your PPE. 1.3673 0.03947 196 140 44 11
835 Yeah well I'm in distress too, Lance! 1.3673 0.04387 196 138 44 14
836 I think you misunderstood my request for All-Clad stainless steel cookware 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
837 That's not what I meant by "Let's give them a night to remember." 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
838 Take that look off your face, Steve. 1.3673 0.04505 196 140 40 16
839 If you've got dinner, I guess I'll go change into something more comfortable. 1.3667 0.05468 150 111 23 16
840 I’d love to help but I just did my nails 1.3660 0.04476 194 138 41 15
841 Date Knight” 1.3660 0.04535 194 139 39 16
842 Yeah?! Well you tell your fellow “KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE”, that if they want dinner to cook any faster—they’re gonna have to get Merlin in here, to work HIS magic!!!” 1.3660 0.04231 194 134 49 11
843 Don’t think you’re getting out of dishes just because you’ll rust 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
844 Way to make this dinner about you, Larry.” 1.3660 0.04535 194 139 39 16
845 I can't play damsel in distress, I'm making supper 1.3660 0.04594 194 140 37 17
846 Remember all those pots and pans that went missing? 1.3660 0.04535 194 139 39 16
847 We don't serve canned. 1.3660 0.04535 194 142 35 17
848 I still think she meant a N-I-G-H-T to remember. 1.3660 0.04231 194 134 49 11
849 What do you mean they threw you out of the grocery store? 1.3660 0.04476 194 138 41 15
850 No no no! I said I need a knife! 1.3660 0.04102 194 132 53 9
851 Is it ready? Surely you joust. 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
852 You only need the mask. 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
853 No, the black suit 1.3660 0.04167 194 133 51 10
854 Iron chef my ass - grab a mop! 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
855 Can’t you oil yourself? I’m kind of busy at the moment. 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
856 Very funny, Gloria, yes, I get the irony. 1.3660 0.04416 194 137 43 14
857 I said to report for the night shift! 1.3660 0.04355 194 136 45 13
858 Your obsession with protective equipment is getting a little out of hand 1.3655 0.04248 197 137 48 12
859 'Hey, it's a small kitchen. How else can I maintain social distancing?' 1.3655 0.04368 197 139 44 14
860 ‘My Kingdom for a steak’ 1.3655 0.04485 197 141 40 16
861 Ok, I’m ready to cut the jalapeños. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
862 When your wife who is a nurse comes home, and finds you trying to make dinner by yourself. ❤️❤️❤️ 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
863 No excuses! All waiters must dress in easy-to-wipe, non-staining, rigid uniform with full face mask and gloves! 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
864 Don't you dare tell me you're too rusty to wash dishes. 1.3641 0.04020 195 132 55 8
865 You can lighten up on the spinach. My iron deficiency has been handled. 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
866 She's in the living room. You're her Mother's Day gift, so don't screw this up. 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
867 I’m a little busy here; there’s oil in the garage. 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
868 i hope you have a mask on under there 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
869 A simple face mask would've sufficed. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
870 That wouldn't happen to be non-stick, would it? 1.3641 0.04086 195 133 53 9
871 "Are you serious? It's just a quick run to Whole Foods 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
872 And your point is? 1.3622 0.04319 196 138 45 13
873 you told me to get the silverwear" 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
874 Oh hey, when you're done boiling the groceries, could you wipe me down? I touched the mail." 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
875 did you wash your hands? 1.3613 0.04202 191 134 46 11
876 You neglected to mention that the Renaissance Fair Zoom would last all weekend! 1.3613 0.04394 191 135 43 13
877 Me. I cook,clean,cook,clean,and cook again. You. Shirley,you joust. 1.3613 0.04638 191 139 35 17
878 Yes, this is the knightly special! 1.3613 0.04267 191 133 47 11
879 Well, I started with just the mask but I felt a bit exposed 1.3598 0.04229 189 131 48 10
880 Why, yes I am a freelancer. 1.3598 0.04295 189 134 43 12
881 For goodness sakes George, I said this relationship needed some amour! 1.3598 0.04549 189 136 38 15
882 I'm warning you Larry, now is not the time to complain about the fabric softener. 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
883 Thanks for screwing up the microwave! 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
884 No! I do NOT have an extra virgin. 1.3598 0.04487 189 135 40 14
885 Alright honey, I’m heading to the store. 1.3598 0.04229 189 131 48 10
886 Not exactly what I meant when I said I need a night to myself. 1.3598 0.04295 189 132 46 11
887 When you asked me if I wanted a night to myself I had a different idea. 1.3598 0.04487 189 135 40 14
888 I’d help, but I’m not non-stick. 1.3598 0.04360 189 133 44 12
889 Oh, so you think YOU’RE the hero.” 1.3594 0.04375 192 136 43 13
890 ...And I’ll need my saute pan back!” 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
891 If it was good enough to Shield against the the first plague, then goddamnit it’s good enough now. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
892 You known I can't fight your battles for you. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
893 I don’t care how long the line is, don’t come back without the sugar! 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
894 Don’t look at me like that. 1.3583 0.04643 187 136 35 16
895 For the last time: it’s not a dragon, it’s a stove! 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
896 If you are done polishing yourself I could use some help! 1.3583 0.04518 187 134 39 14
897 Oh, for goodness sake, it's a round table--go set it! 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
898 And yes, I set the round table! 1.3583 0.04323 187 131 45 11
899 King Arthur just ordered delivery. 1.3583 0.04643 187 136 35 16
900 SO EMBARRASSING TO BE RUINING THE MEAL IN FRONT OF THE REAL IRON CHEF. 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
901 I cook. I do laundry. I wash windows. I DON’T polish armor. 1.3583 0.04323 187 131 45 11
902 Honey, you really don’t need that much PPE while I’m cooking. 1.3568 0.04739 185 136 32 17
903 " Does it look like I need to be saved?" 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
904 I want a divorce. 1.3568 0.04677 185 135 34 16
905 I hope you already washed your hands for twenty seconds." 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
906 Just because you have all the protective gear does NOT mean you can just saunter up in here Mr Knight in Shining Armor— have you washed your hands? 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
907 'Alexa, I said I wanted a Night of Amore not a Knight in Armour!' 1.3568 0.04677 185 135 34 16
908 Too much? 1.3568 0.04385 185 132 39 13
909 Why am I still the one cooking if you’re supposed to be my knight in shining armor? 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
910 I don’t mean to be callous, but you forgot to put my clothes in the dryer.” 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
911 Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
912 Thank you for coming, but I was expecting Mr. Clean." 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
913 "An apron will do. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
914 What do you mean half of the Round Table are vegans? 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
915 While you were out waging holy wars, I was stuck cooking and watching the kids! 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 41 12
916 I'm getting take-out. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
917 NO! I need you to works NIGHTS! 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
918 I'd help, but I just bought this suit. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
919 I appreciate you slaving over a hot stove, but try walking around all day in PPE that feels like an oven. 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
920 Can you please just go set the round table? 1.3568 0.04214 185 128 48 9
921 Well son, I wasn't the one who, after deciding to major in ever-practical Medieval History, ended up living with his parents again. So, yes this is what's for dinner. 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
922 Don’t just stand there . . . Get me Merlin! 1.3568 0.04418 185 133 39 13
923 Don’t Battle of Hastings me... You left me hanging here alone. 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
924 NO, THE BOILING OIL IS NOT READY YET! 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
925 Give me your helmet, I have to boil these noodles. 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
926 Very funny, Joan, but if you don't even wear a face mask to leave the apartment then I don't think you need to wear THAT every time I cook. 1.3568 0.04677 185 135 34 16
927 You burned the dragon?! 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
928 Ok fine, now go wash your hands 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
929 I meant night school. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
930 If you’re worried about rust, then you can at least vacuum. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
931 I'm heading to the grocery store, do you want anything? 1.3564 0.04684 188 138 33 17
932 Remember Don’t touch your face.” 1.3564 0.04370 188 135 40 13
933 Does this make me look essential?” 1.3564 0.04304 188 132 45 11
934 Oh great--now you need boiling oil to pour over the battlements? Come back later! I'm still cleaning up from the breakfast siege. 1.3564 0.04304 188 132 45 11
935 Rust be damned--it's your turn to do the dishes! 1.3564 0.04623 188 137 35 16
936 That's not what I meant when I asked for All-Clad. 1.3564 0.04170 188 130 49 9
937 I concede. You are the iron chef. 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
938 At least tell me you brought the mead!" 1.3564 0.04170 188 130 49 9
939 If you had remembered the garlic the first time, this wouldn’t be necessary.” 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
940 I... I’ve been sent to find out if dinner’s ready. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
941 Have you seen my mace? 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
942 Alexa, I said order a knife and a round table! 1.3552 0.04898 183 137 27 19
943 Lancelot wants to ensure you're aware he's gluten-free, lactose intolerant, and has a peanut allergy 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
944 Now is not the time to tell me you’ve lost your sense of taste and smell”. 1.3552 0.04097 183 125 51 7
945 'Oh, awkward... wrong damsel.' 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
946 I see your non-essential order from Amazon finally arrived” 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
947 I'm the new guy for the knight shift. 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
948 When's your quarantine over? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
949 You could at least have made sure your armor was shining. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
950 This would be an appropriate time to show your chivalrous side. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
951 I know you're trying, but let's get real. I'm going out to get us a pizza. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
952 I'm sorry you were furloughed, but until Medieval Times is up and running again I need some help around here. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
953 What’s your point, Joyce? 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
954 I already feel like I'm cooking for an army - you don't have to rub it in. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
955 Look your Knight job hasn't been easy on me either so you'll eat what I make! 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 42 11
956 How doest one set a square table? 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
957 This is not a good night for the roundtable. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
958 I think you’re taking this Iron Chef thing a bit too literally. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
959 I need Mr Clean, not Arm and Hammer! 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
960 So you’re tryin’ to tell me you’d rather risk takeout? 1.3552 0.04170 183 126 49 8
961 Next time we role play, YOU be the damsel in distress and I'LL be the knight in shining armor! 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
962 It's fine, I just figured you would have brought one for all of us. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
963 OK. We'll risk going out to eat. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
964 I knew I smelled dragon. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
965 Well, this 'person' in distress is wondering if you could pick up a mop. 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
966 Fine. I'll cook dinner and YOU can fight the crusade. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
967 Yeah, well I'm battling this damn beef stew. 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
968 Yeah, I bet you wanted Serf and Turf. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
969 So I'm assuming we'll be dining at the round table again? 1.3548 0.04656 186 136 34 16
970 I guess doing the dishes is out of the question? 1.3540 0.04353 161 110 45 6
971 If you can’t take the heat, get out of the armor. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
972 ‘I said come down in your nightie..’ @newyorkercartoons 1.3536 0.04936 181 136 26 19
973 It was on sale.” 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
974 Night errand... I said you needed to run a night errand, not... oh forget it. . 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
975 You better have Teflon coating! 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
976 I'm sorry, tonight the Round Table is reserved for the bat mitzvah. The hostess will seat your party at the bar. 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
977 Thanks. You can set the round table for me. 1.3536 0.04269 181 126 46 9
978 Here to rescue me? 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
979 I need three shallots, radish sprouts and a dried poblano ancho pepper from Whole Foods! 1.3536 0.03932 181 129 39 10
980 Good PPE but I'm still unclear on how that helps you wash the dishes. 1.3536 0.04340 181 127 44 10
981 I understand they were out of masks but there was nothing more practical? 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
982 I don’t care if your face is covered, Galahad; Get any closer than 6 feet, and you’ll find out what boiling oil really feels like! 1.3536 0.04810 181 134 30 17
983 Your stove called...its looking to be rescued.” 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
984 I’d rather not make this a knightly thing. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
985 The grocery store was out of milk.” 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
986 Don’t forget the toilet paper. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
987 What? Last time someone sneezed on me, okay?” 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
988 Of course I'm cooking for Passover, so why is this knight any different? 1.3520 0.04846 179 133 29 17
989 You've got mail. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
990 Is that a commentary on my cooking, or are you just going out for a walk? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
991 That's great, now how 'bout you storm the dishes? 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
992 Honey, I said “knife” 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
993 For the hundredth time, I can't help you pull the sword from the stone! 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
994 I'd help,but I just polished. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
995 Sorry, but I'm just too exhausted from cooking to be in the mood for a date knight. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
996 I tried to order PPE, too, but I think you took it too far. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
997 I'd say it's more of a casserole in distress. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
998 I said I need my knife from the armoire not knight in shining armour. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
999 For fuck’s sake, Greg, now’s not the time for your medieval period erotic role play. 1.3520 0.04846 179 133 29 17
1000 I'll knight you tomorrow, pal. Today, grab a mop. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1001 Could you stop saying "Ni!" and give me a hand here? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
1002 Your sarcasm about needing a ‘cast-iron stomach’ was really quite enough, Jules. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1003 Do you have any Gray Poupon? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1004 So I have to where a mask and you don’t? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
1005 I cook, you clean up. I don't care if you rust " 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1006 Don’t you think your taking this whole PPE thing a little too seriously?” 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1007 Jerry, you need to tone it down with the PPE.” 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1008 I guess I misunderstood when you said I was on for the night shift 1.3503 0.04543 177 127 38 12
1009 What do you mean you can’t find the can opener. 1.3503 0.04883 177 132 28 17
1010 I borrowed your underwear. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1011 This is not what I meant when I said that you'll be doing the 'night' duty. 1.3503 0.04883 177 132 28 17
1012 Wearing a mask and gloves is no excuse not to help! 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1013 Looking back to simpler times when we, men, just had to go to war” 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1014 Hey, not all of us can be an Iron Chef. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1015 When I said I wanted to test your mettle, I didn't mean THAT." 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
1016 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
1017 I am your knight in shining armor come to release you from slaving over a hot stove all day and other cliches. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1018 I see you’ve finally gotten off your high horse to come “help”! 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1019 One, the damn recipe is in Olde English... 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1020 I thought we agreed on role play after dinner. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1021 I don't give a damn if you rust, it's your turn to clean the dishes. 1.3503 0.04399 177 125 42 10
1022 Is there a filter under the mask? 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1023 I ‘ll go get us a pizza 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1024 Sorry, is my PPE intimidating? 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1025 I thought you said you WORK nights." 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 12
1026 They didn’t need me, they said it was a different type of battle...” 1.3486 0.04354 175 123 43 9
1027 The can opener is over there.” 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
1028 I couldn’t find a mask 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 32 14
1029 Taco Tuesday Knight, right?” 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
1030 No there is no MEADE left - I used it to clean the floor as the disinfectant seems to have mysteriously disappeared.” 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1031 You said to dress for the occasion” 1.3486 0.05117 175 134 21 20
1032 Did Someone Order a Knight in Shining Armor? 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
1033 That is NOT what I meant by cooking like an iron chef. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1034 Great, now can you please go set the round table? 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 34 13
1035 Hey, this is taking awhile. Me and the boys are going to IHOP. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1036 Go set the Roundtable, it's nearly ready. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
1037 I said put the SOUP on! 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
1038 Don't just stand there. Find something to rend asunder! 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
1039 Are you from the past or future? 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
1040 Your previous sous chef warned me about your dubious knife skills. 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1041 Joust get out of my kitchen! 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
1042 Really?! I said,"Get the Arm & Hammer" 1.3486 0.04716 175 128 33 14
1043 A crusade, really? You know how understaffed we are since the plague hit!" 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1044 It better not be my horse in there.” 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1045 So, still no date knight?” 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1046 What do you mean you're going out for dinner?? 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1047 I said a nice night in! 1.3468 0.04960 173 130 26 17
1048 I've been sent to enforce the codes of chivalry and kitchen cleanliness." 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1049 That is not what I meant by "you should make your nightly rounds". 1.3468 0.04307 173 121 44 8
1050 I asked for chervil, not chevalerie! 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
1051 You answered the ad for the Knight Shift 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1052 I was really hoping you'd show up with a pizza and some disinfecting wipes..." 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
1053 I suppose you think that's funny. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1054 Laundry day already? 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
1055 My other suit's stuck at the cleaners. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1056 Fine. Next time you cook and I'll go to the store. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1057 Now you propose!?...Now?! 1.3450 0.04174 171 124 36 10
1058 Is that cast iron or non stick? 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
1059 A hard day's knight. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
1060 I wasn’t sure if you wanted the cast iron or the stainless steel. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1061 While you were playing dress up, I’ve been feeding the family. Who’s the real hero now, Herald?!” 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1062 Not the knight in shining armor moment I imagined but okay 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1063 So the Wilson’s cancelled. Something about a plague.” 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1064 That's not what I meant by get out the silverware. 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1065 So...you just gonna stand there and act cavalier about this mess? 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
1066 Mr. Clean got a promotion. I'm your new knight in shining armor. 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1067 I guess this isn’t a good time to tell you about my day. 1.3432 0.04200 169 117 46 6
1068 For the 100th time, I'm sorry Comic Con was canceled! Now can you please help me with dinner?" 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1069 Have you seen my Knights of the Templar hoodie? 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
1070 Is this your feudal attempt to apologize? 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
1071 Is this a bad time to ask if I could borrow a cup of mead? 1.3432 0.04825 169 124 30 14
1072 Covid precautions?! Or my cooking?! 1.3432 0.04283 169 118 44 7
1073 Don't get all medieval on me Warren! It's just a little smoke. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1074 You were much more alluring as Lady of The Lake 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1075 You burnt it love, I’m heading to White Castle. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1076 I was joking about injecting you! 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1077 You took the phrase we’re having a night in to a whole new level. 1.3413 0.04936 167 125 27 15
1078 So that's where the other pots and pans went! 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1079 I said I wanted the "big knife" 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1080 That’s not All-Clad, Todd. That’s my cod piece. 1.3413 0.04750 167 124 28 14
1081 “I guess we are doing curbside pickup for dinner again. Wish me luck.” 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1082 I'd argue neither of us really belong here." 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1083 Great, one more thing to clean” 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1084 This isn't what I meant when I said 'looking for a one night stand!' 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1085 It’s my PPE.” 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1086 “What? I couldn’t find your spare apron.” 1.3413 0.04228 167 116 45 6
1087 You have your lockdown hobby, I have mine. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1088 No, you’ve helped enough. It’s going to take forever to get that sword out of the scone. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1089 I said we're having a NIGHT in. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1090 Sorry, no. I haven't seen your horse. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
1091 Any chance you could pull out Excalibur's mop? 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1092 No, I can't zip you up; can't you see I'm busy! 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1093 No, you can't take a bite in shining armor. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1094 This kitchen is a knight mare! 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1095 It doesn’t matter where you sit. That’s the whole point. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1096 No, sorry, it's not 'farm to round table'. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1097 Right now, I don't need a knight. I need a Burger King. 1.3413 0.04395 167 118 41 8
1098 They were out of tomatoes, but I got a lot of compliments on my mask. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
1099 I called for the Iron Chef..... 1.3413 0.04395 167 118 41 8
1100 No, I did not use your mace. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1101 No, no, no! NIGHT shift. 1.3413 0.04141 167 119 41 7
1102 Seriously? I only sneezed you know..." 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1103 What year is it? No matter, can’t be worse than where I’ve come from 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1104 Did you use up all the olive oil? I’m starting to stiffen up.” 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
1105 You know you should really have given that to a health care worker” 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1106 Nice armor, but it's not shining. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1107 I still don’t get how Medieval Times is an essential business. 1.3394 0.04341 165 121 35 9
1108 No, you can’t use the saucepan lid as a shield, Denise” 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1109 'This 'social distancing' is getting out of hand' 1.3394 0.04341 165 116 42 7
1110 'Well, that's an overreaction...' 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1111 I’ll ask again, did you or did you not wash your hands before putting that on?” 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1112 Sir La Table 1.3394 0.04976 165 124 26 15
1113 It’s pasta Knight again?!? 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1114 I went with stainless steel to match the refrigerator. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1115 No! We cannot get a horse. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1116 Honey, I think we should risk getting take-out 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1117 Holy Grail” ? I said “whole quail.” 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1118 What if I were to tell you, hypothetically speaking, that someone said the risotto is a touch too al dente? 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1119 The HEPA filter and anti-viral coating were add-ons. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1120 Her majesty says she does not know what understaffed and overworked is 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1121 The boiling oil will be ready when I say it's ready. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1122 I was summoned to peel the onion. 1.3394 0.04976 165 124 26 15
1123 No, I don't know where your damn metal polish is. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1124 So now we're doing temporal distancing? 1.3394 0.04669 165 122 31 12
1125 We’ve officially outgrown each other as roommates, bro. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1126 And I suppose this is how you expect to spice things up in the kitchen? 1.3394 0.04078 165 120 37 8
1127 You and what army? 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1128 I told you to stay out of my room, mom. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1129 This is all about that one time with the burning grease, isn't it?" 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1130 Well don't just stand there,bring me a glass of wine and wipe that smirk off your helmet. 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
1131 Holy Quest" had better be the name of a lemon-scented dish detergent 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
1132 I know they're fun to slay but they're a pain in the ass to cook... next time leave the dragon on the mountain! 1.3394 0.04255 165 115 44 6
1133 Now you're just being sarcastic! 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1134 Well, we're all having to do things we don't want to do and aren't good at. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1135 That's my chamberpot. 1.3394 0.05049 165 125 24 16
1136 That is not the All Clad I need. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
1137 Having you as my knight in shining armor was a lot more appealing before quarantine 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
1138 Kitchen knightmares 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
1139 Not helpful. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1140 I'm going out to get toilet paper. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
1141 You don’t have to say anything, the look says it all. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1142 Honey, I feel we are no longer on the same page with our role play anymore.” 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1143 The fact that our dining table ins’t round is the least of my worries right now. 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
1144 A grail? Look in the dirty dishes. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1145 Cast iron stomach right? Just jousting with you. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1146 Well, I lost my mask and this is all I had with me. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1147 Next time, you cook and I'll take care of the kids. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1148 I slave over a hot stove for hours, and all you can say is, 'A haunch of venison and a mug of mead'! 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1149 Your other gauntlet is still in the wash. Get it yourself, Sir Never Lifts a Finger Around Here. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1150 Off to knight school? I'll clean up. 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
1151 I burnt the dragon. Can you go out and kill another for me. 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
1152 I gave you one simple quest. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1153 Would I be wrong in thinking that we've both been tilting at windmills today? 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1154 No! I asked for King Arthur FLOUR! 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
1155 NO, I don;t think that's what Dr. Fauci had in mind. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1156 You forgot your apron. 1.3374 0.04541 163 117 37 9
1157 I didn't know Lysol injections had hallucigenic effects... 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
1158 You know you're not the only one who lost an arm today... 1.3374 0.05016 163 123 25 15
1159 Now’s not a good time Arthur 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1160 Remember how you chafe in that thing. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1161 I’m sorry but when we got married I told you slaying dragons would always come first. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1162 'I said grab your gloves and prepare the meal, not grab your glaives and prepare for melee' 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1163 Told you the kitchen is not my domain, but you don’t have to be dressed for battle. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
1164 “Honey, look at the new PPE from the Defense Production Act initiative!” 1.3354 0.04616 161 117 31 11
1165 Visiting from the past? The future? The CDC? 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1166 That’s really not necessary when we’re sheltering in place together 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1167 This is the only PPE I could get 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1168 You know, you only have to wear a mask and gloves. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
1169 Is this a passive aggressive comment on my cooking? 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1170 Really? Just a face mask is enough if you're just going for a walk. 1.3354 0.04221 161 112 44 5
1171 Yeah babe, your medieval feast is almost ready, thanks for helping. 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1172 You know metal conducts heat, right? 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1173 Sit them down around the Round Table, give them lots of that cheap red, and get them arguing about who stole the Chalice...then come back and help me serve them this slop. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1174 You couldn't have just worn an apron? 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1175 In the old days, we had much larger pots and fires to cook over 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1176 *echoing fart noise* 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1177 Well I’m here now! It takes a minute to get all this PPE on!! 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1178 I need a juicer...not a jouster, dammit. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1179 I'll need at least one knight to clean this kitchen. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1180 Don't just stand there, duel something! 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
1181 Sarcasm noted. Now, how about setting the table?" 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 39 7
1182 Sex , sex... can´t you think of anything else ?! 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1183 Even if I did have a horse, you don't have a kingdom. 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1184 I can't keep telling the neighbors we have dragons. 1.3354 0.04658 161 116 32 10
1185 Not me, next room, where my wife is teaching our ten year old to multiply fractions. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1186 No,..I told the service it was the night to shine the armoir. 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
1187 So much for date knight... 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1188 Tell Arthur that this is it...I'm done with the bloody Round Table...! 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1189 Either pitch in or it's going to be a late knight around here! 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
1190 How long until dinner?”I need to go and change. 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1191 Apparently this worked during the Plague” 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1192 I guess we both learned our lesson. Next time, I do the supply runs, and you cook dinner.” 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1193 "No, 6 FEET apart they said. Not 6 centuries. Also, no, chivalry just has a different meaning now." 1.3333 0.05021 159 120 25 14
1194 It was one time that I gave you food poisoning, one time! 1.3333 0.05100 159 121 23 15
1195 Wonderful. Now chop the goddamn onions. 1.3333 0.04341 159 112 41 6
1196 Can you spare a bit of olive oil? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1197 Checkmate! 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1198 The Odd Couple - 2020 - 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1199 Does it look like I’m using the can opener Simon?!” 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1200 No means no. Stay home, save lives.” 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1201 For the last time, we live together so you don’t need your PPE in the house! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1202 When we got married I thought we agreed we weren’t going to conform to feudal norms!” 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1203 King Arthur was out of flour. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1204 Do I look like I care about your damn grail? 1.3333 0.04693 159 118 29 11
1205 Sorry, I’m too busy to respond to chain mail.” 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1206 Go back! The future is not what it used to be anymore. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1207 'Well? Did you get the garlic, or not?' 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1208 No, I said I need you TONIGHT” 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1209 Let me guess: the Mask was “Free” with purchase? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1210 they didn’t mean 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 battle the virus, Don” 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1211 I just asked for some Armor All! 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1212 Day 137 of quarantine 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1213 Next time, I'll chop the onions." 1.3333 0.04248 159 111 43 5
1214 I know your voice, George. No soup for you! 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1215 Oh good! You came prepared! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1216 I’m ready to chop the onions. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1217 No, I have not seen any holy grill ! 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1218 The menu states no substitutions or special quests. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1219 So you killed a dragon, fought four wars and stormed six cities. But never made a béchamel? 1.3333 0.04248 159 111 43 5
1220 Fine! Next time I'll defeat the evil king and slay the two-headed dragon and YOU make the damn cheese soufflé! 1.3333 0.04153 159 110 45 4
1221 Perfect! I wished for just one good night in the kitchen. 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1222 So, this new roomate, Gwenivere.........can she cook? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1223 If you're in my kitchen, you wear an apron! 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1224 No, I said it's my NIGHT to cook. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1225 I think I'd better add can opener to the shopping list. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1226 No, like I said before, I'm sorry, the olive oil is needed to prepare food. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1227 I don't have time to joust with you right now, Felix! 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1228 I've got the dinner covered, you just stand there and look pretty! 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1229 Can’t you see I have bigger worries than a square table? 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1230 Couldn't we settle this some other time? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1231 You have to wear the apron, it's part of the uniform. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1232 Now you tell me it’s pizza knight?! 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1233 I'm going for take out. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1234 Did you try adding more oil? 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1235 A PAN demic? Very Funny!!!!!! 1.3333 0.04248 159 111 43 5
1236 Guess who! 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1237 Why do you always insist on wearing that while I'm cooking? 1.3333 0.04341 159 112 41 6
1238 Is eating my cooking such a battle?! 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
1239 Surprise, it's Pizza Knight! 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1240 I ran out of face masks. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1241 God dammit Steve, not that kind of face shield and visor! 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1242 Not now, Babe. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1243 Can't you see I'm busy? Find the can opener yourself. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1244 Is wearing just a simple mask too much to ask? 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1245 OK, you're ready. I just need butter and eggs. 1.3333 0.04520 159 116 34 9
1246 So now who's the iron chef, huh, Mr. Smarty? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1247 Sorry, you’re right. I’ll put my mask on 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1248 When I said I wanted a knight in shining armor it was a fucking metaphor! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1249 Sorry but I had to cook your horse because Amazon Fresh couldn't deliver until three weeks from now.. 1.3333 0.05021 159 120 25 14
1250 You forgot the dragon AGAIN? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1251 No, my name is Daniel, but I am in distress. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1252 I am here on behalf of the Crown to inform you that your services will no longer be deemed essential should you make last night’s stew again. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1253 I don't care what you thought you were getting paid to do. A mercenary is a mercenary. Now,clean this up! 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1254 Out of masks, again? 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1255 Ready to cut the onions? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1256 It's not medical grade protection, but we need those shallots." 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1257 I’m not going to make you Mac N cheese 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1258 How old is this family recipe? 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1259 What do you mean you have to pee? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1260 I only need eggs and a can of tomatoes. When you come back leave your armor outside and make sure you wash your hands 1.3313 0.04409 160 114 39 7
1261 What? As the French say I’m in the mood for armour. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1262 'We all have our battles' 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
1263 I’m sorry but you’re going to have to find the can opener yourself 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1264 It was Casual Friday on the office Zoom call.” 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1265 what are we fighting again? 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
1266 Ask yourself : What would Galahad do ? 1.3313 0.04583 160 120 27 11
1267 Your maiden in shining armor is here to assist! 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
1268 You are a cook, not an Iron Chef! 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
1269 Some guests are saying the food has a metallic after taste. 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
1270 Knight takes prawn 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
1271 Need anything from the grocery store? 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
1272 Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher? 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
1273 Vegan? Tell the King I don't do vegan. 1.3312 0.04179 157 109 44 4
1274 I don't care if rust never sleeps. You're still doing the dishes. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1275 There’s an apron in the cabinet. 1.3312 0.04179 157 109 44 4
1276 They put me on the night shift. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
1277 Chivalrous distancing. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1278 Um, you’re not shining?” 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1279 Chores in 2020: You do the cooking, and I'll go to the grocery store. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1280 Are you John? I’m here for the tinder date. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1281 I slave over a hot stove, do the laundry, wash the dishes... Try cleaning the bathroom once in a while, and then tell me who the real hero is. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1282 Oh yea - and where’s your fealty to the dishes?” 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1283 Ohhh you said DINNER in distress. I completely misheard you.” 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1284 'I said you needed an iron stomach...you always have to exaggerate..' 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1285 Well I hope you brought your stupid flour this time, King Arthur. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1286 Would you mind if I use your helmet for a colander?” 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1287 You’re late. The princess can’t be saved and neither can this beef bourguignon. 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1288 How’d you get all the PPE? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1289 I said cast iron, not cast in iron. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1290 Excuse me sir, do you have a few minutes to hear about our Lord and Savior, King Arthur? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1291 Pessimist. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1292 Anything else besides eggs? 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1293 It's our last pot, and it better not show up in your wardrobe! 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1294 No, the word I used was 'futile.' 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1295 So TODAY you decide to be my knight in shining armor? Put on some sweats and start cleaning up. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1296 I should have never brought you to that renaissance faire. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1297 The smoke alarm went off. Must be dinner time. 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1298 Are you the iron chef I email for help? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1299 Can I help you with anything? 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1300 Why do I always do the work when we role play? 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1301 You misunderstood when I said full plate 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
1302 Delivery for West 55th, apartment 3102. Use the bike this time. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1303 you’re too late; this meal can’t be saved.” 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
1304 A little late to save the day, Ron.” 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1305 'I agree, butt-itch is the worst!' 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1306 'I just don't want to get hurt again, Don.' 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1307 Jesus Lancelot, don’t just stand there, DO something. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1308 Well your plague didn’t have a soufflé in the oven!” 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1309 Do you have any thing for corrosion virus. I heard bleach works well... 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1310 Is this enough protection? 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1311 Okay, fine, we can get takeout instead. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1312 Cooking or lubricating oil? 1.3290 0.05187 155 119 21 15
1313 Yes, I did say it would take a whole night to do this 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1314 I had one accident. ONE!! 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1315 So... you still want me to go to the grocery store? 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1316 I do every thing for you and you still won't let down you guard. 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
1317 You asked for the ultimate in personal protection equipment... 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1318 I said I needed pans a lot. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1319 Sword fighting is one thing but how are your knife skills? 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1320 Are you KIDDING.....I have no idea if we have WHITE SATIN 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1321 Oh, sure, dear, lemme guess: fighting your windmills all day was really tough! 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1322 We are not a theme restaurant. All of our tables just happen to be round. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1323 I seek the grill. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1324 My knight in shining armor are you? Well, you're a little late! 1.3290 0.04400 155 110 39 6
1325 Sure! Let ME stop what I am doing to hear about how YOU slayed a dragon! 1.3290 0.04853 155 117 26 12
1326 Three things pal--I got this perfectly under control, not all men who cook are gay, and your armor needs buffing. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1327 If you want to be useful, go set the round table. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
1328 It's really about my cooking, not the virus. Just admit it! 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
1329 I said Middle Eastern Night, not Medieval Knight” 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1330 Forgive me sir, but from the smoke and fire I thought there must be a Crusade about.” 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1331 Go rinse the fruits and vegetables, and set the Table. The Round one. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1332 You said you’d be back in 5 minutes, not 5 centuries! 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1333 Your Knight to cook? 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1334 You didn't hear? Trump cancelled the Crusades. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1335 Who thinks the meal needs saving? 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1336 oh so NOW you’re the iron chef...” 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
1337 I said Renaissance theme, you idiot, not medieval. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
1338 You're late. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1339 You always overreact! . 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1340 I'm sorry nobody else is noticing your midlife crisis but we're all a little busy with something else. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1341 You going out for something?” “No, I’m watching you cook.” 1.3268 0.05149 153 117 22 14
1342 #quarantineday65 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1343 I guess it’s true then...chivalry is dead. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1344 I thought you said, I’ll cook and you bring the protection... 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1345 Jesus Christ! For the hundredth time, I stabbed you on accident last time!” 1.3268 0.05149 153 117 22 14
1346 “I think I might have cabin fever...” 1.3268 0.04077 153 111 25 10
1347 Ni!!!” 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1348 Don’t just stand there. Grab a bag of flour, Arthur!! 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1349 I'd help you but I'm already in my grocery shopping outfit" 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1350 I want to break up 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1351 I thought we agreed, Susan, I'd make dinner if you slayed the dragon. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1352 What if slaying dragons is the cure? 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1353 I’m heading out to get more quinoa. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1354 You took my pots and pans! 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1355 You are not my night in shining armor unless you can make a bordelaise .” 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1356 Gosepe, I said serving NIGHTLY!” 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1357 You’re fighting your battle and I’m fighting mine.” 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1358 Kinky... 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1359 So that’s where all my good pots went.” 1.3268 0.04333 153 108 40 5
1360 I need that colander. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1361 That's not what I meant by "working nights." 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1362 For your cooking, I need more than an iron stomach. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1363 You're better suited for this! 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1364 Now that you mention, yes, a cauldron would've helped. 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1365 What do mean that's not PPE? It's got a mask. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1366 do you think this is overkill? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1367 And you said I'd never get the chance to wear this again... Move,I'm going in. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1368 The Round Table says it's too salty. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1369 Well I need help too. You're the one who wanted to bathe the cat. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1370 You should be a little careful with the induction stove. 1.3268 0.05149 153 117 22 14
1371 An N95 mask would suffice. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1372 I asked you to turn on the light, not send in the Knight! 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1373 I see you came prepared to argue. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1374 I’m fed up with this excuse that your virus armor prevents you from helping around the house. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1375 You mean all I really had to do was wash my hands? 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1376 No. I asked for just one good night.” 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1377 Yes this IS my PPE" 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1378 A facemask and some hand sanitizer would have sufficed! 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1379 So you're the iron chef? 1.3268 0.04431 153 109 38 6
1380 You had ONE job 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1381 Honey, I have to admit this role play isn’t as sexy as I’d imagined. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1382 You fight your war, I’ll fight mine. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1383 I'm busy!! Go borrow a can opener from the Feldmans. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1384 you know I can't make chicken piccata without capers. Did you try Kroger? Try Kroger!! 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1385 It was an idiom, you idiot. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1386 Just because you found the Holy Grail doesn't make you a better cook. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1387 Really, Derek? You want to cosplay ‘Game of Thrones’, NOW?!? 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1388 I thought you Iron Chefs are supposed to be helpful in the kitchen! 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1389 Do you have a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1390 This is why we can’t have nice things 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1391 They told me someone was in distress. I guess I just figured it was a damsel.” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1392 I may be a knight in shining armor, but I can’t help you until you put your mask on. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1393 You’re 500 years late for dinner.” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1394 'Well one of us is clearly going to have to change, and it's not going to be me' 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1395 You said let's have a knight in 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1396 It's not easy trying to put a square meal on a Round Table. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1397 Fuck off, I'm burning the soup 1.3243 0.05442 148 116 16 16
1398 It's your knight to do the dishes 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1399 I said come by tomorrow knight. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
1400 You advertised for a Knight cook? 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1401 If you are my knight in shining armor, you've come too late. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1402 Sir, thou must remain 6ft away” 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1403 So you’re not in distress?” 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1404 "I prefer cast iron but I guess this will do" 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1405 Why aren’t you dressed yet?” 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1406 My students are WAY more engaged on Zoom when I dress up. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1407 No...hmmm I haven’t seen your horse for a while... 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1408 The ad was for 'Experienced Night Manager'. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1409 That’s not what they meant by “shelter in place” 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1410 This wasn’t quite what I was expecting when they told me I’d be cooking alongside the Iron Chef. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1411 Just because you're essential doesn't mean you can't lend a hand with chores. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1412 "I thought I told you we weren't going to dress for dinner." 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1413 I am NOT gonna polish your armor while I’m doing the silver! 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1414 I don't cook with that kind of oil. Look in the garage. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1415 Unbelievable. I kill myself to make her dinner and you just ride in here and sweep her off her feet. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1416 The ad said night help wanted. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1417 I need constructive criticism - not sarcasm. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1418 Got any extra oil? 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1419 I give up! This role-playing sex game is not working. You cannot cook and I feel stupid as a warrior. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1420 That’s not what I meant by ‘your night in the kitchen.’ 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1421 Just chop the damn onions. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1422 You could have at least called to say you were jousting late. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1423 I thought we agreed. I'll do the cooking and you'll do the shopping. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1424 Sorry about the horse... 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
1425 I don't care if you're wearing armor. You still need to wear a mask. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1426 You’re finally here! The soup stock needs to be fortified. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1427 Lance, can't you see this is no time for verbal jousting? 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1428 Live lobster night is tomorrow 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1429 Well, if you hate it so much, we could trade. You could put on the suit of armor to go to the grocery store while I destroy the house. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1430 I’m not being defensive, you’re the one that is being defensive! 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
1431 I can't wash the dishes, I'll rust! 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1432 If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. 1.3221 0.04287 149 105 40 4
1433 Don't get medieval on me. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1434 I told you to come back in time for dinner, not go back in time! 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1435 Alright, I'm ready to take over. . 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1436 I’m thinking of getting the band back together” 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1437 I know they can be a bit critical, but surely dinner with my parents can't be THAT intimidating. 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1438 Working 'knights' is no excuse, I need more help around here or we are done. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1439 You’re gonna need an iron stomach to survive this. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1440 Do you need anything from the grocery store? 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1441 Let’s face it...we’re as different as night and day. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1442 No, we CAN'T have a round table. And tell your pals to quit calling me 'Fair Maid' ! ! ! 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1443 Dinner is almost ready. How did your Zoom meeting go?” 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1444 Rolls. I’m making dragon rolls. 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
1445 Dinner will be a little longer than anticipated. Perhaps you would like to slip into something more comfortable!" 1.3200 0.05122 150 115 22 13
1446 You sure this doesn’t make my butt look fat?” 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
1447 Don't you dare try to get out of washing the dishes! 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
1448 I thought you said you only cook with stainless steel. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1449 I don't care, either it's 6 feet away, or you're outta here! 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
1450 Okay, the face mask is fine, but the rest of your getup is ridiculous. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1451 As if the nice NIGHT I was hoping for couldn’t get any worse... 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
1452 I had a feeling I'd get more use out of last Halloween's costume. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1453 Can you at least help set the round table? 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
1454 It's your mother's recipe. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1455 I'm looking for my horse 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1456 Aren’t you taking personal protective equipment just a bit too far? 1.3197 0.04094 147 106 36 4
1457 «I thought we talked about not wearing your boots in the house” 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
1458 I take it you couldn’t find the oven mitts. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1459 Can I borrow your armor? I think it's time for take out." 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1460 After all that you forgot the mail? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1461 No more questing for the holy grail Dennis. I need you at home with our kids.” 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
1462 "Mon Armour" 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1463 'Honey... Why are you always so defensive?' 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1464 i said AMOR, not armor! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1465 She already left with another guy. 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1466 You still have to do the dishes. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1467 I don’t suppose you’re an anti-vaxer too? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1468 I got this under control, grandma! 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1469 It was a sneeze from the pepper. I don’t have the virus for chrissake! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1470 I can’t help. It’ll rust. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1471 Looks like I should have brought my shield 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1472 In these uncertain times, order in for a knight. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1473 'Amazon should be banned right now.' 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1474 They wouldn’t let me in without a facemask 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1475 ‘Well if you want to help, you can set the round table’ 1.3197 0.04728 147 110 28 9
1476 Another knight in quarantine- “tag, you’re it!” 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1477 I’ve been slaving away while you galavant around town 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
1478 I said "Soup's up" , not "Suit up". 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1479 These next generation PPEs seem very sophisticated 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1480 This is the last time I listen to iron chef 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1481 I told you I wanted a night off… 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1482 I said I’d serve dinner tonight AT the round table. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1483 You said to wear something I could easily clean. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1484 She ordered a knight in shining armor 30 years ago, and Amazon had to deliver it today? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1485 Sure, like that will protect you. 1.3197 0.04628 147 109 30 8
1486 You’re lucky I can’t find the can opener. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1487 Get off your high horse and help! 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1488 NOW you decide to be the knight in shining armor?! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1489 Yes--we ARE gonna throw boiling pasta and and burning meatloaf down onto the invaders! Open a window! 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1490 yes, I've burned it, now go slay us a new dragon for supper' 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1491 You can start cleaning now, but wash your hands first. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1492 You like social distancing, don't you? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1493 When she said “my night to cook” I thought she was talking about me! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1494 After the explosion last time, I consider this essential PPE. 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1495 You stay in and cook. I go out and do the shopping. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1496 What do you need a can opener for? 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1497 What happened to the round table that we were promised when we made the reservation? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1498 I ask you to watch this for two minutes and all you can say is oil can? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1499 My wife ordered a WHAT from Amazon? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1500 Fine—it's "noble" of you to offer to help with the dishes. 1.3197 0.04316 147 104 39 4
1501 Great...my knight in shining armor. Do you at least know how to make a bechamel sauce? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1502 So you're a knight in shining armor, huh? Grab a mop. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1503 i think i left my sword in the oven 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1504 It’s called Over Armour! 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1505 This protects me from both Covid-19 and your cooking. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1506 “ok boss, I’m ready for the next delivery” 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1507 I’m going to the Holy Land. Do you want anything?” 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
1508 Found this in the garage after I realized living with you requires PPE." 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1509 I don't think that's what they meant when they said to wear protection" 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1510 are you nonstick? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1511 Mr. President, go back upstairs! You asked me to mix all the disinfectants into a stew, which takes time, and no Clorox wipes do not liquify! 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
1512 I’m here to save dinner” 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1513 Should I even ask how the Zoom interview went? 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1514 I see you dressed for dinner. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1515 Sure buddy. Get married and see how long that armor shines. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1516 Still on Canterbury time I see. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1517 This is the safest way to let you know what the customers thought of your food. 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1518 I could've used your help here, but you're taking this PPE thing too far 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1519 This is your idea of PPE? 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1520 One more step, and I’m gonna get Medieval on your ass. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1521 Yes, I wanted a NIGHT to myself, and NO, I don't think you are hilarious, Richard. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1522 No, I don't have any WD-40! 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1523 Don’t just stand there, set the round table. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1524 When I said, armour up, I meant put on an apron, gloves and a mask 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1525 Can you PLEASE at least set the round table for dinner, sir?!" 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1526 Your boiling oil is almost ready” 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1527 no, that's not what i meant when i asked to you help me cook for a night" 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1528 Ha. Ha. You really slay me... 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1529 Sorry, I thought we were eating out” 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1530 Couldn’t you just wear a mask like everyone else? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1531 If you scratch the parquet there’s gonna be a crusade! 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1532 You’d think a face mask and a pair of gloves would be enough... 1.3172 0.04453 145 104 36 5
1533 No, I said, “grab it from the armoire!” 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1534 I was told there would be 12 of you.” 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1535 Have you seen my sword? 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1536 I’m going out. The King of Burgers needs my service...” 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1537 'I am back...' 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1538 I thought we were going out to dinner” 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1539 Oh yeah. Well I don't like your codpiece. 1.3172 0.04453 145 104 36 5
1540 When I suggested role play this isn't what I meant. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1541 It's clear as day your night menu was too ambitious. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1542 So much for a “knight” out! 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1543 I said night shift. I take the day shift and you take the night shift. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1544 That's not what I meant by 'responsible for plating' 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1545 I called for one night’s help. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1546 Sorry, I left the list in my chain mail. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1547 Here I am slaving over a hot stove and there you are ready to go off on one of your crusades again. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1548 No damsel, just distress 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1549 Now get in there and clean that toilet 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1550 Table 17 is getting pretty hostile. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1551 I’m here to work the knight shift. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1552 Don't you know the virus lasts weeks on metal! 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1553 A stainless steel MAN? Damn auto-correct. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1554 How was your day? 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1555 And remember to deliver the food with your lance. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1556 Why is it always my knight in the kitchen? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1557 For the last time, this isn't White Castle! 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1558 After the dishes, can you run the laundry? We're running out of clothes. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1559 I suppose you're here to tell me that my culinary efforts are completely feudal... 1.3172 0.04453 145 104 36 5
1560 Care for some rice, Sir Roni? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1561 Not the Knight in I was hoping for.. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1562 I said I want a new Viking" 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1563 The face mask is in the wash.” 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1564 Are you going to give me a hand or joust stand there?” 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1565 Is it that obvious that I’m in distress? 1.3169 0.04934 142 108 24 10
1566 I need to wear my PPE everywhere to feel safe 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1567 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to help me with the dressing!” 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1568 Armour didn't protect knights from hot oil, you know. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1569 "Stop forging blades in my oven Charles!" 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1570 I had to DIY my own PPE” 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1571 Okay, Sir Steve, but I still need you to get the good tablecloth. And for the record, I know I said “try the armoire.” 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1572 This one is N96! 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
1573 'Honey, your PPE arrived# 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1574 I said dress for date NIGHT, not as a knight. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1575 Finally! The groceries are still in the trunk of the car, grab some disinfectant wipes and go vanquish the virus off every package and container.” 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1576 Dad, l know it’s not a good time. But we need to do laundry too” 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1577 ‘When I ordered “silverware” this was not what I meant!!’ 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1578 'That better be non-stick!' 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1579 That’s not exactly what I meant by silverware.” 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1580 'I work at the hospital all day with medieval PPE and you can't even have dinner ready on time?' 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1581 'No, I said I wanted a NIGHT on the town!' 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1582 You told me to dress for dinner 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1583 Only a true king can pull the stew from the stove. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1584 The customer wants this served au joust. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1585 No, I do not have time to play D&D! 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1586 I can’t find my apron. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1587 I send you out for mace, and this is how you come back? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1588 Going to the supermarket ? 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1589 You gonna help me or just stand there? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1590 Any food allergies? 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1591 Unless you are the Iron Chef just back away and scram! 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1592 Do I look like my name is Guinevere?? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1593 As m’lady requested: Here I am, your knight to cook dinner. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1594 These new PPE requirements are getting out of hand! 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1595 Yeah? Well I'd go back too if I had PPE. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1596 You said come dressed for date Knight. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1597 Oh, now you want to go out to eat? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1598 Yes, my cooking has me defensive. What's your excuse? 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1599 I had the same problem, before Teflon. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1600 Honey, is it really necessary to dress like that just to pass me the salt? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1601 What's your greatest risk? Going shopping or me making dinner? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1602 You're the knight shift? 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1603 But you said I should be more chivalrous 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1604 Lisa, just because things went astray the last time, doesn't mean I cant sip a cocktail while I cook. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1605 When you said role play I envisioned something a little different 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1606 No Knight in shining armour is going to help here, bring in the big guns. Call Mom. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1607 Just call me Sir Door Dash. You summoned me? 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1608 Look whose back from the Crusades. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1609 Yeah,I'm Mr. Damsel. 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
1610 When I said “wear something so you don’t get your shirt dirty” I was referring to an apron, Steve. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1611 Apron! 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1612 Yes we’re having dragon stew again — maybe you could pick a fight with some rabbits for a change. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1613 It looks like another late knight. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1614 It will be fine. Go and set the round table. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1615 It’s my night to raid the kitchen.” 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1616 Rust does not exempt you from washing your hands here. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1617 And I suppose you want ME to set the round table too? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1618 Forget N95 -- get some Formula 409 and get to work. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1619 See, Greg, we both have savior complexes. They just look a little different. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1620 I’m telling you, actual armor may not be the best PPE. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
1621 Jeez, it was a pepper sneeze. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1622 I brought my strong suit—since cooking clearly isn’t yours. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1623 I'm going to the store. Want me to pick up a few fire extinguishers? 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1624 And I'm also wearing a face mask under here. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1625 Fine, we can sit at the round table, but no jousting!” 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1626 jousting again?? you said you'd help with the dishes tonight!" 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1627 It was the only mask I could find and it looks ridiculous without the entire ensemble 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1628 I said I have to stir and blanch a lot, not Sir Lancelot!” 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1629 IS THAT ARMOR SANITIZED??? 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 24 9
1630 Need anything while I’m out?” 1.3143 0.04764 140 105 27 8
1631 'I said I needed help in the kitchen, not a knight in shining armor.' 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1632 'It was cheaper then a mask' 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1633 They didn’t have the brand of ricotta you wanted 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1634 I don’t care if King Arthur doesn’t like his square table. It’s the only way we can ensure adequate space between customers. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1635 Not quite what I had in mind when I asked for extra silverware.” 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1636 Dinner turns medieval. Covid Knight Teen prepares for take out. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1637 Oh, so now you need to use protection 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1638 I said somewhere in the armoire, not come wear the armor!” 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1639 At this point I’d prefer a knight that can shine his own armor. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1640 The guys at the big round table sent me to check on our orders. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1641 Next time you invite the entire Round Table give me some advance notice! 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1642 They told me to put on protective equipment before joining you in the kitchen. 1.3143 0.04429 140 100 36 4
1643 I asked you to stir the chicken soup, not put on your frickin' suit. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1644 ...so this ISN'T an all knight diner? 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1645 You and you shining armor are a little late! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1646 Hey, ease up on the excessive PPE. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1647 You're doing WHAT with my lubricating oil" 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1648 I'm Gordon Ramsay and you're on "Kitchen Nightmares" 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1649 When they said they were sending my knight in shining armor I really, honestly, and truly, was not expecting this. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1650 I told you I’m working on the crudités, not a crusade. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1651 I'm sorry, I forgot. What is it you wanted from the grocery store again? 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1652 Go set the table - the round one. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1653 What do you mean, you only help damsels? 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1654 I agree the soufflé exploding was a disaster, but you're still doing the dishes." 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1655 I’ve cooked every meal for six weeks. Go get the damn garlic. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1656 You do know that you really only need a face mask, right? 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1657 I'm having a little trouble sterilizing the codpiece. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1658 I needed your help ages ago! 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1659 You’re late! The knight shift started an hour ago. 1.3143 0.05467 140 110 16 14
1660 No, I won't Brillo your back. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1661 You told me to wear a suit to dinner. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1662 David, your hoarding of PPE needs to stop. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1663 No! There is no blackbird pie or mead!!! 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1664 When I asked for help and said that I was at war in the kitchen, that was only a metaphor. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1665 Don’t start with me Mister “long day at work” - you’re not the only one doing battle all day long 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1666 I called for help ages ago!! 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1667 How did you get out? The Met is closed. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1668 Fine, you win this episode of Iron Chef. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1669 The help quit and you're in a tin suit. Howdaya think I feel? 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1670 I'm telling you, I don't know what happened to your horse! 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1671 It's for your own protection, David. 1.3143 0.04371 140 102 33 5
1672 Okay, Chef, I'm ready for the post-quarantine dinner rush. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1673 Hey, you slew the dragon so that's what we're having for dinner! 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1674 I'll get to you after I've done all the pots and pans. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1675 Well you're All-Clad, but you don't look like you clean up so easy. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1676 It’s my turn to take out the trash. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1677 You know what would really be chivalrous, Dave? Helping me out around the house once in awhile. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1678 Say, are you wearing non-stick? 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1679 No, I told the boss I needed a night to clean the kitchen. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1680 Helen, don't forget your mask. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1681 Dinner's ready, why are you in your pajamas? 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1682 I get it! I'm dangerous in the kitchen!" 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
1683 The roast is burning, the smoke alarm is going nuts, and you want to play Dungeons and Dragons? Tell me, what am I mything? 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1684 All I said was wash your hands. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1685 How many times do we have to talk about this, Carl? There's a reason we have a kitchen can opener and a bedroom can opener. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1686 I’m heading out - need anything at the store?” 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1687 I can’t smell or taste” 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1688 I put the kids in pillory so we can have a quiet dinner” 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1689 Can you validate my horse? He’s lacking self confidence. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1690 That’s not funny! I said my efforts in the kitchen needed a little amore!” 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1691 Don’t think for a minute that your new PPE is going to protect you from doing the dishes.” 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1692 'I'm here for pickup' 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1693 Relax, Steve, bronze is self-sanitizing. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1694 You call yourself the iron chef?” 1.3116 0.04339 138 98 37 3
1695 Martin, didn’t I tell you that suit we got in Europe would come in handy one day? 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1696 I tried to help, but I’m a little rusty. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1697 Yes, all the pots are dirty. Somebody used up all the scrubber sponges. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1698 No, I said bring me a KNIFE. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1699 Okay I get it Rita, your job is harder than mine. No need to rub it in. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1700 This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I suggest more role play. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1701 Again with the catastrophizing!! 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1702 Is this your idea of a knight out!? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1703 I'm sorry but the recipe called for mace. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1704 You need to stop buying PPE from Medieval Times. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1705 Next time, you cook what you kill! 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1706 'Not what I meant by a night in.' 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1707 Stop worrying! I'm not using the pressure cooker. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1708 Dolores, I've got it under control! 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1709 You said I should wear a suit. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1710 Ok, I’m ready to go to the grocery store. You sure you only need onions and Lysol, right? 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1711 Yours is the round table 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1712 Don’t you think you’re carrying this PPE thing a bit too far? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1713 Sorry I’m going to need all of the steel wool. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1714 I probably should have taken you up on the home-made masks. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1715 I don't care if it rusts, grab an apron! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1716 You can’t quit your knight job !!! 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1717 That's not the 'face mask' they are talking about! 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1718 You really DID train under Gordon Ramsay. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1719 You said you were cooking, and to dress appropriately. I see I guessed right. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1720 I don't think the dishwasher is big enough. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
1721 Now you offer help?! 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1722 I would help honey, but I just got my nails done. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1723 Its your cooking, not COVID-19 I'm really worried about. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1724 That better be cast iron. 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1725 Oh come on, I don't need to be rescued THAT badly." 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1726 And you call yourself an iron chef? 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
1727 Hi. I´m here to inquire about the knight shift position that just opened up 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1728 Do I look like I have extra toilet paper, Jim? 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1729 Do I look like I know where the can opener is? 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1730 Sorry, I thought I smelled fire and brimstone. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1731 Sorry I’m late, but I told you I’d be working the knight shift.” 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1732 Teflon, huh? And what would you know about that? 1.3088 0.04368 136 97 36 3
1733 I heard a Daniel in distress. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1734 If you can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen! 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1735 As everything went wrong in the kitchen Chef Tony realized this wasn’t his knight 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1736 OK, we’re both reluctant heroes. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1737 Well...I suppose this makes me the King of the kitchen 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1738 You're taking your PPE very seriously! 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1739 Honey ,that’s Black Plague gear! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1740 You figured out time travel, but you still can't cook. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1741 I don’t think that’s what they meant by PPE.” 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1742 Burger King is next door 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1743 Do whatever you have to, I need the shallots NOW 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1744 I don’t care if you’re non-stick, you’re still zero help.” 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1745 Only then did Greg remember that the English were both terrible at cooking and at fighting the plague. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1746 At least you could leave the house and see friends during the dark ages” 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1747 After 46 days and it still fits! 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1748 Uhhh...I still would like you too stand six feet away, thanks. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1749 Can"t you see I have too many irons in the fire already! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1750 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a nice night at home. 1.3060 0.04397 134 96 35 3
1751 No, it’s my dinner that’s in distress. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1752 How do you like your horse? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1753 Really? I ask for Mr. Clean, and they send me the Armarol Man? 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1754 Does this look like Camelot to you? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1755 Full Metal Jacket was a cinematic reference, not an employee dress code 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1756 The helmet probably works, but you need to move a few more feet away from me. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1757 Hey, I don't care what kind of mask you are wearing. Six feet! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1758 I told you, I don't know where the can opener is 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1759 "where are the car keys?" 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1760 Honey, are you sure this is how they fought pandemics back then? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1761 Not you again! Look, I just burned my souffle, there are no fire breathing dragons here. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1762 Laundry day. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1763 Can’t you see it is a war zone in here ? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1764 I saw smoke. Is there a dragon?” 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1765 Your generation had it so easy.” 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1766 They were out of paper towels.” 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1767 Not what I meant by "work the night shift" 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1768 No dude, you sound EXACTLY like a dragon. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
1769 Sure, I agree with you that it's better than nothing. But it just doesn't meet the CDC guidelines for food delivery. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1770 I wanted a knight in SHINING armor! 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1771 Since you time-traveled all the way here, could you just come back five minutes ago? 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1772 Are you implying that cooking is not my strong suit? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1773 Okay, now you're carrying this 'protective gear' just a little too far 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1774 Why must you always be such a drama queen" 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1775 You are not drinking my soup through a straw because you don't want to remove your PPE! 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1776 I've rescued your lady in distress and now I've come for you. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1777 Forget it! You know the rules. I cook, you clean. Tomorrow is you Knight out. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1778 So, you can do better, Tin Man. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1779 Really...you invited the whole Round Table over without checking with me first 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
1780 I know I haven't been helping much with the house errands all week, yet I finally figured a way to attend mass this Sunday. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1781 I think you are taking this virus thing way to far! 1.3043 0.04669 138 104 27 7
1782 No you can not go back out to slay dragons! Finally you will have to stay home with me where the real work begins! 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
1783 Yes, for God's sake, yes, I know you have gluten intolerance! 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1784 From now on, you cook and I'll walk the dog! 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1785 Oh, thank God the knight shift is here! Can you rescue this -- we're slammed! 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1786 A little late aren’t you? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1787 Six feet! That's close enough! 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1788 I don't tell you how to joust—don't tell me how to make a bouillabaisse. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1789 I can't find my face mask. Tell me again what we need from the grocery store?" 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1790 that is not what they meant by full body protection 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1791 They were out of PPE, so I got this. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1792 Yes honey, I know it's splattering. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1793 No, now is not a good time! You should have thought about that before you drank all that water. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1794 A. You don’t have a sword: B. You’re wearing clown slippers: C. Either you help with the cooking or I will call your mother and tell her you’re in a relationship with another man! 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1795 Lance, this is the last knight shift you’re doing here! 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1796 Is that chest piece non-stick? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1797 No, It’s not your knight to cook! 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1798 I got this...can you review Sam's math calculations, take the clothes out of the dryer and find my phone !!! 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1799 You see? This is what happens! You kill my dragon, I fuck up your kitchen! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1800 I asked for Mr. Clean, not Armor All! 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1801 I said. The “night” shift. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1802 I made this armor out of old George Forman Grills. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1803 Two more feet. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1804 When I said, 'suit up for dinner', I meant a jacket and tie. 1.3043 0.04316 138 99 36 3
1805 NIGHT shift, Terry. We need help with the NIGHT shift. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1806 Is it too late to add fries to table 8’s order?” 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1807 I came to fight the Corona 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1808 Last week it was stepping in for Federer at Wimbledon, this time it's a crusade on the Pope's orders? If you don't want to help just say so!" 1.3030 0.05371 132 103 18 11
1809 You know that didn’t protect anyone from the plague either! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1810 No, I haven’t seen your horse...” 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1811 Maybe chivalry should have stayed dead." 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1812 Of all the timelines you could have traveled to, you chose THIS ONE?! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1813 You’re well protected from everything but my disdain.” 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1814 But you aren’t wearing the mask & gloves i got you. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1815 I think I've been missold PPE 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1816 They’re out of fire extinguishers and toilet paper.” 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1817 I’m going out 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1818 Go ahead, ask me what’s for dinner. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1819 Take out it is! Just help me out by taping a twenty on this chest plate. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1820 You’re the one who said it was time I ‘explored my own interests’. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1821 'The round table needs more bread' 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1822 . Okay, I walked the dog. What's for dinner? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1823 Oh, so now you want to save me from my own cooking? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1824 Oh, come on. I didn’t cough on it. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1825 I thought we were finally going outside today” 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1826 What do you mean you’re not hungry” 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1827 Hey, pizza’s here. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1828 You couldn’t have told me the round table was gonna be a zoom meeting before I started the porridge?!” 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1829 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted more nights in” 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1830 Well, if I had PPE like yours, I wouldn’t have to make dinner like this 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1831 The only thing I know about you is you’re not Mike Pense” 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1832 It’s a little late for my knight in shining armor to appear, don’t you think?” 1.3030 0.05371 132 103 18 11
1833 Well?! Were you able to get Bordeaux? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1834 How about you go on a quest for a washcloth and soap before you start looking for a holy grail? 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1835 The ad said night shifts. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1836 Listen, bud. Six-feet is about the length of a javelin. So back up! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1837 Kitchen Nazi. Iron Bitch. This lockdown has released the underside of our personalities. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1838 You'd be a lot more help if you'd just wear a mask. 1.3030 0.04294 132 94 36 2
1839 You miss heard me , I asked if you could bring me a knife. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1840 I don't think its what they mean by 'covering up'." 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1841 Can you boil oil? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1842 A Renaissance man? More like a Millenial! 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1843 It's your Knight to clean! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1844 I make armored deliveries. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1845 Next time I’ll slay the dragon. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1846 Read the sign. It says, ‘ all NIGHT diner ‘ “ 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1847 Can you hold this? It is very hot. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1848 Your quest, if you choose to accept it, is to find where I put the paprika. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1849 If the food's so great at the Round Table, maybe you should just back to the Round Table. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1850 It would seem I'm the essential worker around here.... So what are YOU doing with all the PPE? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1851 This is a two-person fiefdom and you need to start acting like it! 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1852 I asked for a little amour...... 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1853 You know how much work it is to cook an entire dragon? 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1854 More wine, knave. 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1855 See if you can amuse the president with some chivalry or shit while I stir up his morning virus briefing. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1856 What do you mean it’s not stainless! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1857 You’re kidding me..you’re a first responder! 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1858 I can’t handle another knight! 1.3030 0.05037 132 102 21 9
1859 Tomorrow night is “damsel in distress,” tonight the Roses will be here in ten minutes! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1860 I only asked that you wear a mask. 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1861 Do you have any idea how late you are for your shift? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1862 Your wife called for a knight in shining armor. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1863 I heard you had an opening on the knight shift. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1864 No, I cannot joust with you right now. Can’t you see I’m busy? 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1865 If I wanted FROZEN dragon, I would have asked for it! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1866 Siri, I said omelet, not Camelot. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1867 At least you don't need an apron! 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1868 Start chopping some onions or I'll hammer you into a stove! 1.3030 0.05371 132 103 18 11
1869 We both represent outdated female fantasies - so what if I'm a little messy? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1870 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the armor. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1871 Bob, I hear you telling me that this is stressful. I get that. It's just that our place is the only one with a round table. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1872 You're a bit late. 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1873 Sarcasm isn't going to get dinner on the table! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1874 Can you hurry up? Everyone at the Round Table is waiting. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1875 Dinner will be ready when you lose the essential worker suit, find the kids, close my office zoom, sanitize the deliveries, fold the laundry, and clap for the essential homemaker. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
1876 I figured I'd wear this since this kitchen looks like a war zone. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1877 Quick, hand me the can opener. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1878 “You aren’t living up to your metaphor” 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
1879 Honey, I’m home. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1880 I needed those ingredients 2 hours ago! You only need a mask!” 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1881 I thought you meant guys NIGHT out 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1882 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a night to myself, Jennifer. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1883 Don’t you know it lives on metal surface longer!?!” 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1884 That’s not the codpiece I was asking for” 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1885 “That’s NOT dishwasher safe!” 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1886 I suppose you think that’s getting you out of the cleaning up? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1887 You should consider converting to stainless steel appliances.” 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1888 There were no aprons left 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1889 I'm ready to cut the onion 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1890 Honey, no, I said 'Dress-Up Night' 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1891 ‘Is this a bad time?’ 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1892 I’m sorry, my Knights of The Round Table Zoom call ran late. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1893 I’m already cooking. You’re on homeschool duty.” 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1894 Phil, I said that you were in charge of the dragon-FRUIT reduction. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
1895 You know that doesn’t really help” 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1896 I told you to leave the armor outside. There’s a pandemic going on, remember?” 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1897 I would consume any fare, but in any case, bring it soon, for the toil and weight of arms cannot be borne if one does not control the stomach!“ 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1898 You cope with this crisis in your way, and I will in mine, okay??” 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1899 You’ve done nothing but horseback riding all day and you couldn’t even bring a bottle of wine? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1900 NO!! I don't know where your lance is! 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1901 Honey, we had a deal. You play with the kids; I cook. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1902 Ware," not "wear." Besides, that's not even silver. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1903 Thy clanking of steel doth excite me! 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
1904 You must be the new Knight Shift chef 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1905 No! Go back home! PROTECTION means a mask, two gloves, and a hair net! 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1906 The kids are watching TV. Just going down to the bar for drink. Be home for dinner. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1907 Believe me- Cast Iron is BETTER than Stainless Steel! 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
1908 I am your Knight in Satin Anodized Aluminum, here to save your meal! 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1909 What are the odds? My first cooking attempt and I 'm challenged by the Iron Chef! 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1910 So that's your PPE? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1911 Mom sent me to help, and said I'll find an apron in the armoire. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1912 You're early. This is the day shift. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1913 No, no, it's the Big Night! Who sent for you? 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1914 Sorry. The store was out of pasta. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
1915 I said I need help dousing it, not jousting it. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1916 No, this is the day shift. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1917 God,Steve,I said you would be on the NIGHT shift 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1918 Not again! Jim, I said to come prepared for some medieval cooking...not to come medieval looking. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1919 My test was negative 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1920 Does it look like I have the feast ready? Or “The siege will just have to wait”. 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
1921 Where was my Knight in Shining Armour during the prep? You can set the table. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1922 Well, you'll just have to be my knight in tarnished armor for a while unless you want to help out here. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1923 What makes you think I would do something to your horse? 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1924 Why do say I don't trust you, honey? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1925 Well, I’m sorry, but my table is square. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1926 No colander, but I found this. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1927 No, I don't have time to be the war horse. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1928 Oh please, like you’re Martha Stewart in the kitchen. 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1929 I said put on a 'NICE' outfit not a 'KNIGHT' outfit. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1930 if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1931 I hope you remembered your underwear this time 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1932 I think you’ve gone too far with the PPE. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1933 They were out of surgical masks. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1934 Not today, Karl." 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1935 I don't care what our ancestry reports said, Devin! Cooking is not 'serf work' or 'below your station'." 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1936 Now is not the time!!!! 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1937 Eating before bed can give you knightmares” 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1938 Well don’t just stand there” 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1939 Well, right now, MY battle feels very real.” 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1940 I know we’re fighting right now but does this outfit make me look fat? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1941 I told her I just needed one night to myself. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1942 Don Quixote de la Mangia 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1943 Look who’s finally tired of wearing pajamas every day.” 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1944 I asked for a fairy godmother! Not a knight in shining armour! 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1945 Is table six ready for pick-up? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1946 Another smoking hot date knight. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1947 I used to be afraid of food. Now I'm also afraid of you. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1948 'Don't be a baby, Lancelot. Tell Arthur dinner is going to be late.” 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1949 Ughh, is it knight time already? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1950 If you wanted dragon lasagna you shoulda slayed one. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1951 I see the hospital has run out of protective clothing again. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1952 No, the ad is for a night cook. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1953 Don’t forget the milk this time. And remember, if they have toilet paper, buy as much as you’re allowed. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1954 Enough with the imitation P.P.E. - take off that gear and do the dishes! 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1955 I'm not adding more spinach, you have enough iron already 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1956 The commercial said crusading stainless steel kitchen aide! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1957 You’re going grocery shopping now? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1958 At last... my iron chef in shining armor 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1959 I’m with the knight shift 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1960 I need a restroom. Do you have a can opener? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1961 If you're quite done questing, I could use a little help. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1962 No. I said Dish-Washer. Not King Arthur. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1963 You just HAD to have a round table. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1964 No,no,I told the employment agency I needed night help. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1965 A chivalrous person would help with the cooking... 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1966 I'm going to the supermarket,let me know if you need anything. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1967 What do you mean you can't see the list I gave you? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1968 This is the NIGHT shift. NIGHT Shift! 1.2969 0.05361 128 100 18 10
1969 I think there was a misunderstanding when you said you were doing a ‘knight shift’. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1970 Maid Marian quit this morning. Can you give me a hand? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1971 I understand the kids are wild, but I still feel making dinner is the tougher job. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1972 Would you move back. We still need to maintain six feet social distancing. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1973 Does it really look like I want to hear about how you slew the dragon today? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1974 Just go and set the round table! 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1975 Y our PPE is a little extreme, don't you think? 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1976 I’m not here to save you, I’m here to save dinner. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1977 You said a suit 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1978 Did you just call me a jerk? 1.2969 0.05361 128 100 18 10
1979 The Holy Grail? We used it for the gazpacho for table four. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1980 Did I come at the wrong time? 1.2969 0.04880 128 98 23 7
1981 I think the Governor would be okay if you just wore a mask. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1982 You may think you are protected in that outfit, but I highly suggest you leave NOW. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1983 Of course I can cook, do you think I'm from the Middle Ages? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1984 Get back in the pot. 1.2969 0.05361 128 100 18 10
1985 I'm also just a man standing in front of my knight in shining armor asking him to save me. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1986 This is not a jesting matter! 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1987 Well then, maybe you should have checked the reviews before you captured the castle. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1988 I'd love to help, but I'm late for my Zoom costume happy hour. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1989 Easy for you to criticize as you come breezing in like a knight in shining armor. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1990 Are you really going to wear metal gloves to reach into the oven? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1991 For god sakes Carol. I said get me a KNIFE. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1992 It’s called PPE, Richard” 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1993 Plagues and pandemics are nothing compared to your puttanesca.” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1994 I'm NOT touchy about my cooking! 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1995 'twas said you are a master can opener. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1996 We are out of Lysol. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1997 Please just set the table with forks and knives, NOT daggers and swords 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1998 No, no. I said quarantine cooking not Byzantine...” 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1999 When I said surprise me tonight, I had something way different in mind” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2000 Existential crisis". 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2001 You're late. I needed saving three weeks ago. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2002 Oil can. Oil can. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2003 Don’t you think just washing your hands more often would suffice?” 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2004 I said you had the knight off!” 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2005 This is not what I had in mind when I prayed for a night out.” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2006 I couldn’t find my apron 1.2960 0.04403 125 90 33 2
2007 Yeah, no, sorry this is still 2020. For the black death you’ve got to keep going about 500 years ... 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2008 You’re early 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2009 My knight in shining armor, please help shine the dishes” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2010 - well it's a better bet than disinfectant 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2011 No, my lockdown leftover surprise will not expose greater risk to your health!" 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2012 Ok I’m ready to go to the supermarket” 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2013 'Did I come at a bad time?' 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2014 ‘I told you my passion for Renaissance cosplay would come in handy one day— now, where’s the closest grocery store?’ 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2015 The job is the night shift, not the knight shift” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2016 'Arthur, I know you're sorry, but this happens every time you have your Night at the Round Table Meetings.I'm the one who gets stuck cooking!' 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2017 I would have liked to help you, but metal conducts heat 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2018 Greetings from the future” 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2019 'Goodnight is NOT a compliment.' 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2020 I need a leaf for the round table forthwith. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2021 Dinner ‘knight’ was funny the first time...” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2022 No, I doth not need any help!” 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2023 Umm...this is not what I meant by “date night” 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2024 I’d help you, but I need a knight cap right about now.” 🥃 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2025 $450 for Jousting sticks? Tell him he’s dreaming.” 1.2960 0.04547 125 95 25 5
2026 'Step aside and let me slay that dragon,' 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2027 I would help but I just finished polishing...” 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2028 'Now is not the time to oil your joints Sir. ' 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2029 Pull the knife out of the stone and start chopping already! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2030 I said SOUP night, not SUIT night! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2031 'You can start by lancing the turkey' 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2032 Where there’s smoke there’s not always a fire-breathing dragon. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2033 So what if modern man does some of the cooking - better than wearing that outfit with no zipper. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2034 No, the fire-breathing dragon is across the hall, in 3A. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2035 Were you expecting Mr. Clean? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2036 So you're the guy they sent to fill in for the night shift? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2037 No, I have NOT seen the silver polish lately. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2038 I told you — the kitchen needs a nightly cleaning. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2039 No, that's not what I meant when I asked if you could help me plate for dinner. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2040 If you’re going to stand there, at least set the round table. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2041 You’ve taken the early lead with hyperbole, but you’ll curse that getup when this scene turns slapstick, as we both can see it must. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2042 Your cooking, sir, requires slightly more than a cast iron stomach! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2043 If you're really impervious to criticism, then you do the cooking. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2044 I take it you're not interested in even a tiny taste. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2045 You can’t only show up when it suits you. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2046 So this is what I get from the agency when I tell them I need help on the night shift?!?! 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2047 Honey, you know the rules. You have to take off your shining armor at the door and put it directly in the wash. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2048 This is a knightmare. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2049 I told you my cooking was feudal. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2050 Is this where the magic happens? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2051 Can I use your helmet to poach some eggs? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2052 Well, I'm heading out to the grocery store honey, need anything? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2053 You only need the N95 for takeout pickup. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2054 Honey ... for the last time ... you don’t need PPE at home! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2055 I placed the ad online through my phone. It was supposed to say, help wanted NIGHTS!! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2056 You”ll be more protected if you have a cast iron stomach. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2057 I get that you’re here to guard the grails but can you really not help me with dinner? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2058 You slay the dragons. I'll do the cooking! 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2059 Are you the new delivery guy? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2060 Is my take out order ready? 1.2960 0.04687 125 93 26 5
2061 Listen if you don’t have any flour on you, then get the hell outta here 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2062 GrubHub pick-up? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2063 Protects you from splattering bacon burns 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2064 Hey! Stay back at least 6 feet. 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
2065 NOW you're telling me you're on keto? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2066 If you have something to say, just say it and skip the visuals. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2067 Honey, are you making a point about reversing stereotypical gender roles again? I told you, I don't need rescuing in the kitchen. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2068 Ok Flay, I get it. You’re the Iron Chef. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2069 Uber Eats delivery? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2070 Well how about I role play pouring this hot oil on you? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2071 I think you’re taking this work-from-home thing a little too far, Phil. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2072 Don't look at me like that! Sixteenth century bundt cakes are not easy to make. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2073 I guess we'll need take out. I'll go. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2074 Let me take over for you. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2075 I get it. You have a cast iron stomach. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2076 I’m here to pick up for Harry and Megan 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2077 Hey, you're the one who asked for all clad 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
2078 Nice apron. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2079 I got the paprika, but somebody coughed on my gauntlet. Two more weeks of quarantine for me! 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2080 This is all I had at home for a mask and gloves. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2081 Let me guess, you're the customer sitting at the round table? 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
2082 Sorry Jim, I can't help you with this mess, I'm going out to knight. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2083 So I see OSHA has a sense of humor now. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2084 I told my sous chef to get me a stainless steel KNIFE, not KNIGHT! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2085 Good thinking. Could you watch the stove while I go grab my PPE? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2086 OK I get it, you belong to another century. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2087 Go save someone else, I have everything under control 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2088 I asked for Arm and Hammer not armor. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2089 Don't worry. You're clearly the only Iron Chef around here. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2090 I already told you Karen. After the kids go to bed! 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2091 Do I sense some culinary criticism on the way? 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
2092 Table eight wants to know if they can get just a drizzle of saffron. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2093 Fu*k you and the horse you rode in on 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2094 You’re late for dinner, Mr. Knight in Shining Armor. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2095 I'm sick and tired of cooking for your whole damned Round Table! 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2096 Sarcasm isn't helping. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
2097 That's not what I meant by needing a night out. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2098 Up next... Iron Chef : Iron Chef Edition 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2099 A little help Arthur. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2100 I hope you realize you're a little late. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2101 Fine! “Sir”, will you please do the dishes?” 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2102 I finished Game of Thrones while you were cooking, this is my life now. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2103 'Hey honey, since you're going out, can you grab a carton of milk for me?' 1.2937 0.04921 126 97 22 7
2104 I get the comparison to the plague but your interpretation of “wartime president” seems a bit anachronistic. 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
2105 Is this for another one of your tiktoks?” 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2106 Well, hazmat is kinda mainstream, ain't it? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2107 Do we need anything else from the grocery store? 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2108 “I’d offer to help, but social distancing starts at home and you started cooking first.” 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2109 And you said this was useless when I bought it! So, what does thee need from the grocers to win this battle? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2110 Oh this old thing? it's the K95 model. It can protect you from being in touch with reality during a global pandemic. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2111 You got a problem with spaghetti, Percival? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2112 Because I know you're a little sensitive to criticism. 1.2937 0.04790 126 96 24 6
2113 Are you trying to tell me it was your knight to cook? 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2114 As I recall, it's Your turn to be My sturdy steed. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2115 Uber Eats, picking up a Medieval Feast. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2116 I’m your knight in shinning — holy hell Jon, what have you done to the kitchen?! 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
2117 OK, you made your point. I should be wearing a mask. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2118 I'm guessing this is to go. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2119 Can you at least help with the chopping? 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
2120 Hi, I'm the rep. from Armour Baked Ham. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
2121 Apparently, fencing doesn't make good neighbors. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2122 You can take that off I’m done with the onions 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2123 Oh yeah? This apron provides less protection making it MORE masculine. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2124 These are dark times, no, dark ages.” 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
2125 Give me a break, we can’t all be Iron Chefs” 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2126 “I don’t care if you do get rusty — I cooked, you have to clean up” 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
2127 Ok - you win. We’ll buy a new washing machine.” 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2128 My cooking isn’t THAT dangerous 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2129 Seriously? Being your knight in shining armor isn’t enough right now? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
2130 Yes, I support the Queen’s move to knight all working Moms. And yes, I see now what a balancing act it has been.” 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
2131 There are two types of people in quarantine." 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2132 How was the grocery store? 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2133 “I’m here for the knight’s special.” 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
2134 'I'm already having one bad night!' 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2135 “this is my new normal, okay?” 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
2136 No, Jim, it’s not stainless. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
2137 You show up now? Some knight in shining armour you are! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2138 You may be her knight in shining armor, but I don't see you lending a hand around here. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
2139 Maybe we should just order in. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2140 Food's done...Are you ready to serve? 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
2141 Well, at least you’ve come prepared! 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
2142 No matter what I do, she still wants you. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2143 I'm not sure why, but they say the next step is to let it cool "over-knight" 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
2144 Did you use up all of the aluminum foil? 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
2145 No, you may not use my olive oil for your visor hinge. 1.2927 0.04431 123 89 32 2
2146 Oh GREAT! So now my cooking is more threatening than a pandemic!!! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2147 Will you please get your other suit out of the dishwasher? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2148 You're still not six feet away, Marsha. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
2149 Can you at least go set the round table? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
2150 I was hoping you could splatter some grease my way 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
2151 And how would you know King Arthur didn't use a helmet as a pasta strainer? 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
2152 I may well be a horrible cook, but at least I'm not an anachronism! 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2153 Well, you're the one who said he wanted a night at home. 1.2927 0.04861 123 91 26 5
2154 Is that some kind of comment on my cooking? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
2155 'So what? Sometimes we need knights in shining armor too!' 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
2156 Did you bring the turmeric?” 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2157 Well? Did you get the scallions? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2158 Forget it, I am going out for a pizza instead" 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
2159 The king has decided that he prefers to go out hunting his food" 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2160 You working night shift was clearly miscommunicated 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2161 Headed to the grocery store again?" 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2162 Uhh I’m here to save dinner” 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2163 It’s time to invest in an air fryer.” 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2164 I didn't want to take any chances" 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2165 You forgot the eggs, didn’t you?” 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2166 This isn't what I meant by 'let's have a night in.'" 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2167 You may not be suited for this position.” 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2168 These postmates hygene protocols are getting out of hand 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2169 At least tell me you remembered to pick up milk. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2170 What do you mean you only rescue damsels in distress?” 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2171 I don’t know who you are. Or where you came from. But im going to have to ask you to step three steps back. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2172 I’m making lentils cause I thought you were low on iron!” 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2173 It’s ok honey, you tried. I already called in our usual order... again. Heading out to pick it up now. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2174 What do you need from the supermarket?” 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2175 Gerald, sex will have to wait until after dinner. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2176 I see you brought the silverware 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2177 Ya gonna help or are you practicing no-contact chivalry?” 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2178 I’m entitled to PPE in the workplace. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2179 I don't care if it was a round or square table, Arthur. You're still cleaning up." 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2180 No, I said put on "Under Armor" or get out of the kitchen! 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2181 Your ego has never fully recovered from winning ‘Iron Chef’, has it?” 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2182 You started without me? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2183 No, you still cannot get take out." 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2184 'I'll get the pizza' 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2185 Would you mind putting on an apron before helping in here?” 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2186 'Don't look at me like that honey! It's just that you have been cooking a lot lately and I don't want to be a victim of a kitchen disaster' 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2187 I thought you wanted me to dress for dinner. “ 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2188 If you’d saved my wife, we wouldn’t be in this mess 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2189 You weren’t the damsel I was expecting” 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2190 'So, your CV said you had experience working with public during pandemics' 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2191 'I don´t know what to fear more: the virus or your mess.' 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2192 I was hoping for Mr. Clean. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2193 On second thought, I think I'll just step out for another six centuries. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2194 But is it machine washable..? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2195 “Game of Thrones is over Dude.” 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2196 Honey, it's Tuesday... It's 'Quarantine and Chill' night, not 'Knights and Princesses.' 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
2197 'Look babe! I'm in quaranTIN!' 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2198 What do you mean ‘they were out of flour’?” 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2199 'Not what I meant by Date Night.' 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2200 Husband: “And where do you think you’re going?” Wife: “Knight Shift” 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2201 Go change out of your work clothes, our guests will be here any minute!” 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2202 You’re sure you don’t want to eat before you clean? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2203 Oh, so they ordered the romantic knight? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2204 'I'll grab takeout.' 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2205 Why not?” 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2206 'Seriously? It was one tiny nick.' 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2207 Another complaint from the round table? 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2208 Unsheathe thy sponge. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2209 For God’s sake, Ralph. You’re a cook! Why can’t you just wear an apron like the rest of us? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2210 Yeah?! So what would YOU consider appropriate PPE for this place? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2211 Enter this kitchen at your own risk...but you knew that. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2212 But you can stand the heat . Just get out of my kitchen . 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2213 Oh NOW you’re here to rescue me? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2214 I SAID ARMOUR BAKING SODA! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2215 I’m ready to go to the grocery store to pick up some garlic. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2216 I said SAGE. Not SIEGE. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2217 I don't care how fair she is, just get the maid. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2218 A real knight in shining armor would’ve picked up take-out. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2219 So you're the new knight delivery guy? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2220 Is it just me, or is the kitchen very hot? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2221 You never listen. I said I need a night off. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2222 Are you a hard day's knight? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2223 Do you need me NOW? 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2224 Scram! COVID-19 virus stays on steel for 3 days. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2225 No, I have not seen your lance and yes, it is not a good time. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2226 I asked for scallions, not rapscallions! 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2227 Spare a can opener? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2228 You can add oil when it's your turn to cook. 1.2903 0.05219 124 95 19 8
2229 How did you confuse knight with fireman? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2230 This isn’t what I was meant when I said we should try new hobbies during quarantine. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2231 Heading out to the supermarket? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2232 Right, right...and just what kind of distress was this damsel in? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2233 I promise it won't explode this time,dear! 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2234 What makes you think I need rescued? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2235 We're past all that. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2236 When I said my food was fit for royalty, this is not what I meant 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2237 Don’t give me that, it’s your “night” to clean up. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2238 I know...delivery used to be a much simpler job. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2239 What? You think I didn’t wash my hands 20 seconds? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2240 Don’t creak up on me like that!! 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2241 Yea? And I wished for a romantic NIGHT! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2242 “Look, I am not into anachronisms.” 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2243 What do you mean, you don't want to get grease on it?! 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2244 Where were you the last 2 months? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2245 It was a metaphor, okay. What I need is a dishwasher! 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2246 This is all we could do to find cast iron cookware 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2247 Don't tell me that my food causes you to rust! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2248 No, it's not funny. Now grab a towel and help me. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2249 You already used all of the olive oil squeaky 1.2903 0.04962 124 97 20 7
2250 You’ll be fine - you are totally protected. Now, please go get me some garlic. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2251 Yeah, yeah, I'm non-stick. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2252 Sir, with all due respect, the mutton was a tad overdone. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2253 Just once, how about making helping in the kitchen more important than your jousting league. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2254 Even a suit of armor will not protect you from this chili. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2255 Go enjoy yourself at the salon, Sweetheart. I’ve got things under control here. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2256 Where's your hairnet? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2257 Hey, I don't tell you how to win your Crusades! 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2258 Oh sure. Let's not let this dragon meat go to waste, you said. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2259 Yeah, it might also be cast iron, but I need a skillet! 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2260 I said I needed the stainless steel KNIFE! 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2261 The health inspector has broken through the gate Sir 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2262 I’m here to rescue you from the bolognese. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2263 You can just call it a day and order round table pizza. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2264 It's quail, not grail! 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
2265 Fire-breathing dragon - it's a metaphor. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2266 No, I don't think a duel is a fair way to decide who does the dishes. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2267 What part of "Date Night" don't you understand? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2268 Alright Karen, I didn’t say I tested positive, I said I texted positive thoughts. Sheesh! 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2269 Are you sure you don't want me to help? 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2270 Yes, the government does recommend personal protective equipment. But, don't you think you are overdoing it? 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2271 What I actually said was "You need Armor All to clean the kitchen at night." 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2272 I’m RAGE-COOKING to deal with COVID anxiety. You? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
2273 Your cooking sucks. There; I said it. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2274 Oh, yeah? Well, she used to call me that, too! 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2275 Karen, where the f*** is your apron. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
2276 I'm glad yo feel safer, but that suit does not make you immune to helping with dinner. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
2277 I'm sorry, I didn't know the pot was related. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2278 Call me 'Sancho' one more time, bitch. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2279 No, of course I said "night shift"! 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
2280 I came to rescue the kitchen. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2281 A mask would suffice, Mr. I-Told-You-So. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2282 The pan is mightier than the sword. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2283 your wife called in a take out order from Round Table Pizza 20 minutes ago 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2284 Take that off! I told you, it's under control! 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2285 I’ve told you a hundred times— you can’t dry your gauntlets in the oven! 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2286 I come from the past to save you, your lineage of knight ancestors have sent me, but it looks like I have arrived too late” 1.2893 0.05559 121 96 15 10
2287 Where've you been? Night shift started 2 hours ago!" 1.2893 0.05559 121 96 15 10
2288 They were right about "too many rooks in the kitchen" 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2289 No! I said pick up arm-and-hammer baking soda..." 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2290 Too literal?" 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2291 Well pardon me for seeming a bit stressed, Walter. Im not the one who decided to spend our stimulus check on an oversized bag of metal. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2292 I said I wanted a NIGHT to myself 1.2893 0.05682 121 97 13 11
2293 Date Knight Disaster 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2294 You haven’t lifted a finger around here since you’ve gone to Knight shift! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2295 This is what you’re wearing to the grocery store?” 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2296 I heard clanging in the kitchen, so I came to check in on you. 1.2893 0.04758 121 92 24 5
2297 You’re on your own. There was no Home Ec in Jousting School” 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2298 Yesterday was an accident!” 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2299 Are you the helper that I ordered from Amazon? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2300 They said I’d need an iron stomach, thought I’d play safe. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2301 "Date knight isn't working. How about the carry out cavalier? 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2302 Well dear, now you know what cooking is like. Wanna find out about sex? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2303 Don't start with me to-knight! I am not in the mood. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2304 Stop making excuses, we both know that's made out of stainless steel! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2305 Just because you're still dressed for work doesn't mean you can't help out a little. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2306 Things have taken a dark turn In the Knight Kitchen. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2307 I told you I hadn't finished disinfecting the groceries, now the whole house is infected! 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2308 Coronavirus protection will not protect you from kitchen duty. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2309 Enough of your sarcasm, Mildred. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2310 You're no good at cooking and cleaning but I have mastered the new safety guidelines for grocery shopping. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2311 ”Before you burn dinner to the ground, I’m going to pillage an appetizer. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2312 When you’ve finished with that, Cindy and I are jousting in the yard. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
2313 Do I LOOK like I'm ready to be your fair maiden? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2314 Only one of us is taking this virus seriously. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2315 Just give it to me. I've got a cast iron stomach. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2316 Like it really matters that you prefer finger food 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2317 Yes, we could all use a knight out. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2318 It’s an honor to cook for the Knights of the round table, who never do outrage, and are by no means cruel, but give mercy unto him who asks for mercy, unlike any restaurant critic I shall ever know. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2319 I said help with the nightly duties, not knightly duties." 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2320 Oh, so now you show up! 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
2321 A true knight in shining armor would grab a mop. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2322 knights of the round table don’t “set the table” 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
2323 Don’t just stand there, Mr. ‘Iron Chef,’ see if you can behead those carrots. 1.2869 0.05519 122 97 15 10
2324 They say "a mask is enough". 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2325 The virus can stay on metal for up to six hours Gary” 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2326 Are you done frying yet? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2327 Well since you are continuing on this “eating healthy” crusade I figured I could at least dress for the part! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2328 Did you get the lemons?” 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2329 Hope you like white horse for dinner.” 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2330 We should go out for dinner 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2331 Does that shining suit of armor come in a gender neutral option?” 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
2332 I could have sworn I ordered a bicentennial man.” 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2333 This will last me till 2030” 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2334 You're a little late to be my knight in shining armor. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2335 Then maybe you should just eat once your Medieval Times shift is over. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
2336 You work your side of the castle, and I'll work mine. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2337 After all this you forget the mace? 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2338 May I borrow your can opener? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2339 They don't care what the food tastes like as long as you're wearing PPE when you deliver it 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2340 Yes, I know it's been longer than 20 minutes! 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2341 ‘“I’m here for the knight cook job.” 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2342 If i do the dishes I rust, sorry. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2343 No, you can't borrow some steel wool to scrub up with before dinner. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2344 So, what, you're supposed to be my knight in shining armor? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2345 Big date knight? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2346 You do realize that mask only protects me from you 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2347 Is this the clever substitute for PPE you found on the internet? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2348 You can use the armor when I get back from my run. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2349 We don't even HAVE a Nutribullet 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2350 If you're from the agency, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted 'to have a good night.'" 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
2351 Well don't just stand there! The dishes aren't going to wash themselves! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2352 I thought we’d agreed you would only wear that during an emergency.” 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2353 Does it look like I want to hear about your jousting exploits, right now? 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2354 I said wear protective clothing but you’re carrying this a bit too far! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2355 i hate when you exaggerate 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2356 Well this is a Knight-mare 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2357 I know you had a hard day at work but can you at least take your shoes off when you get home? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2358 For the last time Joey, my suit of armour does not meet the N95 standard!!! 1.2833 0.05574 120 96 14 10
2359 They were out of masks so...” 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2360 I figured I’d go out and get some toilet paper while you finish cooking.” 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2361 Ahhh so that’s where all the tin foil went...” 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2362 I’m ready to help chop the onions now 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2363 I know you came from 1527 to fight the 2020 war but can’t you see that I’m cooking, working and taking care of my child during quarentine?” 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2364 Obviously it’s your knight to clean 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2365 They were out of hand sanitizer.” 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2366 Where have you been all my life”? 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
2367 They were out of gloves. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2368 I asked to you polish the silver, not the steel.” 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2369 OK, Honey. I'm leaving for work now. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2370 Fine, I'll get the eggs. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2371 I'm your sous-chef 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2372 It's not that I don't trust you dear, but remember last week's souffle? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2373 Again, why do you want to borrow my pot lid? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2374 How about you cook and I'll do the shopping for a change? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
2375 If there's not an N-95 mask under that visor, you need to get out of my kitchen now! 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2376 No I said the kitchen could use some amor. It’s Spanish for love. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2377 I heard you’re looking for a knight cook?” 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2378 Carl, when you said you wanted to live out your dream to-KNIGHT this was wasn’t what I had in mind 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2379 No, I meant mace as in the spice, forget it. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2380 You know, chivalry doesn’t die if you ask for help.” 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2381 But the president said that it's a war!" 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2382 "Honey, we need to talk. " 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2383 'Stainless steel makes cleanup a breeze.' 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2384 Eat out?” 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2385 Yeah, I'd help but I just got dressed to go outside 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2386 Don’t forget the eggs....!” 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2387 If you are that afraid of my cooking, you can pack you lances and go. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2388 If you’re afraid you’ll rust, then put on a damn apron. 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
2389 Okay. You win. Carry out. Be safe. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2390 Why not just say you don't like my cooking. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2391 Right now, Rupert, my knight in shining armor is the Instacart guy. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2392 Damnit, Vivian, we just talked about this! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2393 No, I DON'T have time to play "horsey." 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
2394 I know chivalry is dead, but I’d like to see you take that armor off and then tell me my kitchen smells like the blacksmith’s latrine. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2395 Just heading to the grocery store. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2396 'My apron is in the wash' 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
2397 No, you’ve come to the right place. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2398 Don’t forget the oregano.” 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2399 Can you set the round table? 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
2400 I like garlic. You don't. I get it. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2401 I forgot to wear underwear... 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 26 3
2402 Now THAT'S an apron! 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2403 And don’t get me started on stainless steel appliances!” 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2404 I think you’ve left the oven on...” 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2405 This medieval times restaurant role play isn’t as fun for me. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2406 Why does my cooking make you so guarded? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2407 I know it looks like a battle, but I have it under control. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2408 You know, there is an easier way to avoid all the splatter. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2409 I just want it to be like the old days. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2410 I cooked, so you do the dishes. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2411 No, I don't have XXL potholders 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2412 Honey, I can put that on later and be your Knight in shining armor. Right now, I'm busy trying to master Gordon Ramsay's Shrimp Scampi with Seafood Velouté. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2413 Okay, yes--your suit's impeccably clean. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2414 Behold the Iron Sous-chef. I'm here to help. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2415 Ok, NOW I’m ready to go get you basil.” 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2416 Did the same guy sell you this shit, who told you to inject yourself some disinfectant? 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2417 I know Zoom meetings are awkward, is that really necessary?” 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2418 Look, it was this or the bleach 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2419 It’s not that I don’t like your cooking, picking up takeout is just a contingency plan 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2420 Go fight your own battles; I’ve got this one under control” 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2421 This is a lost battle." 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2422 For the last time honey, no, you do not look fat! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2423 Show off 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2424 Well don’t just stand there, rescue me! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2425 I don’t care that they were out of face masks; there’s no way that thing is WHO approved” 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2426 You might’ve been furloughed, but at least your step up from Stable Boy to Knight will look good on the resume.” 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2427 Don't forget, we need pasta!" 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2428 Good Knight, don't just stand there! Can't you see I need some help! 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2429 when you’re in quarantine and you really need a knight out 😜 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2430 When I said “I need a hero,” I meant it metaphorically. 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
2431 Looks like you’re at war here. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2432 Leave the PPE outside for gosh sake! 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2433 Tell Bill and Ted to fire up the time machine and let’s get the hell back to Camelot! 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2434 You come home everyday all armored up from your ‘New normal’ day and expect dinner on the table by 7. You never change. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2435 Look, I can appreciate that you climbed all the way up here and expected a dragon from all the smoke, but really, it was just a tiny explosive sourdough incident. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2436 I said knife, bring me the knife” 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2437 When I said ‘Knight in Shining Armor’ I meant ‘Dishwasher’. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2438 'You said get the plates ready' 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2439 This is not what Doctor Alan meant when he said you have iron deficiency 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2440 This is my everyday battle. What did you think! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2441 You don't have to wear a HazMat outfit when I cook. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2442 It's always what Arthur wants. I have feelings too... 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2443 Ever since Guinevere started a day job I've been a little busy here -- find someone else to help with that whole sword thing. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2444 Hey, I only work night shifts. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2445 It'll be ready in a few minutes - now get back to your round table and stop bitching! 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2446 No, I"m not putting on the goddam PPE. 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2447 The costume party was YOUR idea! 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2448 You could have told me the King went Keto B EFORE I started the pasta. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2449 I'm aware it's not a round table, but table 14 still needs three mango salads and a consommé. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2450 I said go set the round table! 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
2451 Get off your high horse and help me with the dishes. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2452 I thought the "k" was silent in "date knight" 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2453 No I can't join your crusade, I'm a little busy at the moment. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2454 Seriously? You wanted the entire round table for dinner and I have been slaving all day to make that happen while you're out jousting with the boys and now suddenly there's a dragon? 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
2455 But you said, please help and prove to me that chivalry isn't dead 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2456 No Artie, I don't use your sword! 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2457 I thought you wanted the NIGHT off from cooking? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2458 I know it smells bad but the privy chamber or latrine is down the hall on the right through a door marked MEN 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2459 Well, if it isn't Sir Smirks-alot. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2460 Lance, I can't cook and shine armor at the same time! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2461 No, I still haven't seen your damn dragon. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2462 Great. My knight in shining armor. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2463 This is not what our therapist meant by role play! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2464 I don’t need this from you too knight. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2465 I said it was pasta night, not pasta, knight. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
2466 It is a bio hazard suit for cleaning a nasty oven. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2467 Whoa, you’re taking the mask thing seriously. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2468 Simple scarf not good enough for you? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2469 If you think I’m going to cook your dinner AND dress up like Guinevere, you’ve got another think coming buster... 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2470 How about next time, I take the kids and you make dinner? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2471 I get it! Wearing the pants doesn't make me king of the castle. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2472 You know, if you didn’t know what “PPE required at work” meant you could’ve asked. 1.2783 0.04375 115 84 30 1
2473 So I'm not a fair maiden -- can you help me, or not? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2474 That won't protect you from the taste 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2475 Yes, you can help by rounding up some pottage, a wild boar and a peacock. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2476 But I asked for Merry Maids. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2477 Do you want a knight cap? 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2478 For the last time, the meat didn’t come from a wet market 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
2479 Sir Lunchalot. Very funny. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
2480 You think sitting at the round table is bad? Try cooking for it 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2481 I don't care what you read on Facebook, that is not how they survived the plague. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2482 Still no luck with the blackbird pie? 1.2773 0.04453 119 90 26 3
2483 This is not what I meant when I said ‘I want one good night’. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2484 So, should I pause Jeopardy! ? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2485 Alright, so you need me to grab a lemon and some bread from the grocery store for dinner.” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2486 It looks like I’m losing the battle!!? Very helpful, honey! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2487 ‘His Majesty asked me to come down and inform you that they’ve decided to order take-out instead.’ 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2488 It’s that time again? 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2489 Yes, dear, the recipe specifically stated cast iron.” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2490 Sooooo is there anything I can sip through a straw or....?" 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2491 We obviously have two definitions of a knight in” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2492 Are you armored against covid19 or my cooking? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2493 I’m ready to cook the bacon 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2494 Your quarantine cooking requires a lot more than an iron stomach, Dear.” 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2495 What!? The mask looked funny without the rest of the suit! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2496 “Never mind” 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2497 Do I look like I have time for D&D? 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
2498 Jeez, while I'm off storming the castle you're in here burning the casserole. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2499 Chivalry is not dead. But I will kill it myself if you don’t take out the trash” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2500 It’s too late for dinner, you can rescue the dishes” 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2501 Sarcasm doesn’t become you, dear.” 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2502 You have a cast iron stomach...IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME!l 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2503 The blacksmith is closed too 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2504 I used to work here, but I’m a little rusty” 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2505 'Sorry I'm late. I thought I was on the knight shift.' 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2506 You’re the one who asked for a cooking Tudor.” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2507 “Don’t you think you are taking this face mask thing a bit too far?!” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2508 Well, they said I’m not supposed to get any water on this. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2509 Hey honey, can you help me get this off? 1.2768 0.05262 112 86 19 6
2510 I love a man who cooks a meal for me on the first date. Too bad you didn’t receive your test results yet. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2511 Then don’t eat 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2512 I said can we have a NIGHT in” 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2513 Listen, the crowds were insane out there! And no I couldn’t get any flour” 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2514 What do you mean you need a straw? 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2515 Are you ready to do our TikTok? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2516 Sorry, it's taking middle ages to cook. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2517 I said this dish is perfect for a cold dark night 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2518 Did you come to rescue me? You’re too late 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2519 OK, tomorrow you cook and I'll wash. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2520 The costume party is next door. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2521 If you"re not going to help with the dishes, at least polish the silver. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2522 Okay fine, I cheated on your sister. Can you go home and we'll talk about this later? 1.2768 0.05412 112 90 14 8
2523 Well, it looks like things didn't work out for either of us. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2524 This is not the knight I was hoping for. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2525 You could have galloped to my rescue a little sooner, you know. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2526 Have I caught you on an off knight? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2527 Tis I, the Extinguisher. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2528 I’m sheltering in place. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2529 Well, if you're looking for the Holy Gruel, here it is! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2530 I said I need some Chivas Regal — NOT some chivalry! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2531 You could at least taste it! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2532 You wouldn’t happen to have a can opener, would you? 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2533 I am sorry sir, but this is the 'night' kitchen! 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2534 Oh, yeah? Your armor is not shiny either. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2535 A mask and gloves would have been sufficient. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2536 Well Risotto with a baked Alaska dessert is my holy grail 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2537 If you can't stand the heat, don't wear full platemail in the kitchen. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2538 No, ******* , I DO NOT need a knight in shining armor to the rescue right now!! 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2539 Point to your grocery hole and I'll just ladle it in. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2540 Any PPE in a storm, right? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2541 That's only five feet! 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2542 Working Knights is not an excuse! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2543 Very Funny, I don't suppose Sir Cooks-alot wants to give it a try! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2544 Well, dear. I think you are being more than a little passive aggressive. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2545 Seriously? You need my can opener? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2546 Just quaff more mead and tell His Majesty the groaning board will get there when it gets there. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2547 Please, tell me you have a can opener. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2548 Working "on the front lines" is a metaphor, John. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2549 Don't take it personally, but in this kitchen, a non-stick surface is advisable. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2550 Gone for 5 weeks, and I don't know where she keeps the 3in1 oil. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2551 This is the worst knight of my life. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2552 Wanna help? Just jousting you. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2553 And this time, remember to take the shopping list! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2554 You overheat. You rust. You need 2 hours for a break. That’s a really big horse in my dining room. This place needs rescuing, but what actual use is a Knight in shining armor? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2555 Hey dad... can i borrow this?” 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2556 You had one job, find yeast.” 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
2557 Wipe that smile off your face 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2558 No, it's not boiling oil to pour from the ramparts, it's lunch. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
2559 Mace? Nobody uses Mace. 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
2560 A maid in an apron would help me a lot more right now, than you in your shining armor! 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2561 ....I guess you don't like vegan food 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2562 Alright 'Iron Chef'! Can't you just wear an apron like the rest of us?! 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2563 You are no help. I guess this just Isn’t my knight. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2564 'Dragons aren't allowed in the house! He stays outside!' Well you wouldn't be in such a tizzy now if you'd just let Gary help. We could have been eating 45 minutes ago, I'm just saying!" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2565 If you tell me you forgot the onions I’m sending you back out there” 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2566 Does this armor make my butt look fat? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2567 I don’t need to be rescued!” 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2568 While you’re out horsing around, I’m stuck in the role of happy homemaker! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2569 Sourdough starter isn’t that scary. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2570 Big night in? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2571 We need to stop taking over castles with dietary restrictions. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2572 Okay, Lancelot, so I coughed. What's the big deal? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2573 Oven mit? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2574 You really forgot the basil? 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2575 I'm making your knightly dinner, that's what. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2576 Wear whatever you like; I do the cooking and you do the clean up. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2577 The virus doesn’t scare you but my cooking does ?? Very funny. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2578 TBH, it could use a little salt 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
2579 Dragon is almost ready.” 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2580 I already TOLD you, I don’t need a knight in shining armour! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2581 OK, which kind of mace did you add to the soufflé? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
2582 Where's your mask? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2583 This is no time for chivalry. I got this under control,I don't need your help. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2584 While you’re out, pick up some parsley. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
2585 Is this your way of saying you are rescuing my cooking? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
2586 Great, you must be the new chef, and I see you brought you own pots and pans. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
2587 This is not what I meant by 'get ready for the night shift'." 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2588 What?! I said I’d take care of the kids while you cook.” 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2589 No, Sarah, I said get me a KNIFE! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2590 "Just want to pop in real quick and let you know that we're out of Oreos . . . " 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2591 I'm sorry, dear. I was very busy recreating a classic piece of art for the internet. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2592 I don’t have to explain myself ok! Women want their men to cook now, not joust! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2593 Are you my Knight in Shining Armor?? Thank God, go grab an apron!” 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2594 Are you going to just stand there like a statue? So much for chivalry..." 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2595 Ohhh, NIGHT shift" 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2596 The past watching the future screw up” 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2597 I'd save you, but my armour is not non-stick 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2598 Kevin, that stainless steel look is so passe' " 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2599 What? They were out of all out of PPE.” 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2600 Do I look like I care about your suede jester booties? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2601 Good knight. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2602 Clearly I have little confidence in your cooking abilities. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2603 Dad where are the car keys, there’s a party and I need to go before it suddenly becomes unfun... hello?? are you like busy or something, I need them ASAP” 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2604 My new waist trainer arrived today.” 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2605 Just in case you burn this house down through your cooking & we have to head out. I'm ready 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2606 You are so dramatic, the CDC said cover your FACE! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2607 : I dressed for dinner 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2608 You’re doing the dishes. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2609 This is not my knight” 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2610 What do you mean “it was your Knight to cook?” 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2611 'when I asked for a night out to get away from the kids, this is not what i meant' 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2612 Oh. You delivery workers sure are ready for anything” 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2613 He said, “I thought you wanted my honest opinion ?” She said, “ I thought I did too!” 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2614 Honey, I wasn’t upset when you said my cooking was ‘worse than the plague’ but I’d say your new PPE is a step too far.” 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2615 I'd go get my lance but I don't even want to touch that with a ten foot pole. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2616 Did my wife call you? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2617 Fine, then you can call me Sir Mix-a-Lot 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2618 C'mon on a simple apron would have been enough. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2619 Sorry I didn’t ask earlier, but it’s gluten free, right? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2620 Move over, let me handle it. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2621 Your sarcasm is not appreciated 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2622 Lemme guess. Temps R Us? Night maid? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2623 After I seal your visor, you'll be protected from the coronavirus. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
2624 The ad clearly said I needed a dishwasher who could work Nights……. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2625 Don't tell me you're afraid of a little grease splatter? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2626 That PPE looks about right for this kitchen 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2627 I'm the one who needs personal protective equipment. 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2628 I guess you're from that party of twelve at the round table. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2629 No, the mail hasn't arrived! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2630 This is not a good time to ask scrapes for your dragoon. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2631 How about you cook and I'll be Sir Galahad? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2632 I hope you were able to get the gruyere. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2633 Lance, this is just NOT the right time to make a joke about PPEs, for so many reasons, it's just not. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2634 I guess serf and turf night isn't gonna happen? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2635 No, I said I wanted to call it a night 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2636 Okay, at least you have a mask. Please take one step backward thank you. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2637 I said I need your help to make a bombe, not a bomb! 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2638 I said help me make a mid-NIGHT snack 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2639 KNight 95s came in 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2640 Why don't you get on your high horse while you're at it? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2641 It’s my universal PPE. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2642 I said “ I want to make dinner tonight...NOT I want to make out with a knight 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2643 As my knight in shining armor I at least thought you’d help with cleanup. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2644 You must be that chef from Georgia! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2645 Don’t forget to buy oil for your PPE when you’re at Costco”. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2646 If I was attacking you, I'd go for the feet. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2647 Iron chef, my ass! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2648 I'm sorry! I stopped at "ye old round table" and had a few with the other 12 guys, then we started telling stories. You know! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 17 6
2649 No, smarty, I'm not the wench of the house. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2650 It's not the poisonous soup nor the rusty blade that will kill you my friend. It's the fear of either that will do the dastardly deed. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2651 Pretty sure Metal is a conductor of heat. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2652 Art thou looking at me? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2653 No, I don't have an apron for you. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2654 You should come outside with me. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2655 Curbside pickup only! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2656 No, I can't help you get out of it like always and no, you can't run it through the dishwasher to sanitize it. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2657 Step aside, honey. Time to do some frying.” 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2658 The president said this would protect me from COVID” 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2659 All you needed was a mask, Jerry 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2660 I read this is how they fought the plague back in the day” 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2661 The good news. Everyone loved the spinach dip. The bad news, Sir Lionel knocked over the charcuterie board” 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2662 This outfit not only protects you from Covid 19, it also is a full-body splatter-guard. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2663 Follow your dream...just sayin' 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2664 oh how the battle lines have changed 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2665 Honestly, I’d rather run the gauntlet than eat your cooking. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2666 Can you hand me that cod... piece? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2667 You could have just said you don't like risotto. 1.2712 0.04449 118 86 28 2
2668 I know what I’m doing, jeez!” 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2669 Sharon asked if I could just cook for one knight.” 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2670 How does it go again - “The Flagon With a Dragon...”? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2671 I said sauté not sword play” 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2672 Now is not the time Lancelot! The siege will have to wait until the sauce thickens." 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2673 hi, I am here for UberEats pickup 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2674 I figured it’s the only way to control my weight 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2675 Spare a cup of olive oil? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2676 What do you mean we're out of oil again!?" 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2677 Oh... you think Lancelot would slave over a hot stove like this for you?” 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2678 Oh gee... my knight in shining armor.” 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2679 I thought you liked date nights” 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2680 Oh no not tonight 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2681 I said tempeh not Templar!” 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2682 Who's the iron chef now? 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2683 When do you think you’ll get to the laundry?” 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2684 Oh, you think it's ridiculous that I started cooking? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2685 Jeez, I just asked for a little help, not a knight in shining *&!@!! armor. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2686 Does it look like I want to joust now, Kevin! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2687 One kitchen fail and you're ready to get up on your high horse? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2688 Thanks for getting the eggs honey 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2689 It was a CDC recommendation. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2690 What are you talking about.......you come with the range? " 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2691 Okay, I can't cook and you have no horse..now what? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2692 Is called "mise en place." You should try it some time! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2693 Yeah? Well, I can splatter you from six feet away too! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2694 I SAID, I THINK ITS TOO SOON TO REOPEN!! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2695 Ye Olde boiling oil will be ready when I say it’s ready! 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2696 A bit much for "Shelter in Home" isn't it? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2697 I'll take care of this mess while you set the Round Table. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2698 Well I don't know about "glory" and "honor," but how does $9.50 an hour sound? 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2699 I don't care what you are wearing, Helen, you still need to stand five feet back from me!!! 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2700 I don’t care what it will do to your precious armor, it is your turn wash the dishes. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2701 We need more compatible hobbies! 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2702 The personal protective equipment is all out of date...but at least it offers full body protection. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2703 No!! I said I need someone to work nights! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2704 Fight your own battles, I got this one. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2705 Don't just stand there! I know you've dealt with dragon breath. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2706 I’ll take it to,go, with a feedbag of carrots for my horse. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2707 Your pants are done. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2708 What do you mean you can’t use chopsticks!?” 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2709 Honey, I yelled ARM & HAMMER not ARMOR-HONEY! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2710 Look, I'm sorry the flambé scorched your eyebrows, but don't you think this is a bit overkill? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
2711 Are you here for the Knight shift ? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2712 If I wanted an iron chef, believe me - I would have asked for one... 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2713 Sir, you are late for your eight o’clock reservation at the Round Table. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2714 Hey! Where's your mask? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2715 Are you the damsel or the dragon tonight?“ 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2716 I thought you liked my gruel. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2717 You of all people should know where to find the can opener. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2718 and they said quarantine wouldn't be too long" 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2719 Well look who it is - my knight in shining armor.” 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2720 Ok but if we hadn’t been arguing about which is worse the coronavirus or the plague this wouldn’t have happened! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2721 One dragon roll, please.” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2722 The health department is low on PPE” 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2723 So you didn’t pick up the haggis? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2724 Still the dark ages in 2020 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2725 Chivalry is dead, now could you please grab a mop?!” 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2726 Don’t worry, it’s stainless steel” 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2727 I said TARRAGON, not “fight a dragon” 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2728 They were out of steel-cut oats, but this was on sale” 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2729 Don’t look at me like that, Herald.” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2730 Yes, I DID get your allergies list. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2731 “Braising your enemy’s head ain’t no walk in the park buddy!” 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2732 Even time travel wouldn’t save Jim’s truffle risotto. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2733 So much for shining 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2734 Not today" 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2735 Once a knight is enough. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2736 Well, I think you took "personal protection" way too literally! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2737 "Yes, 'Man of la Munchies.' I get it. Now can you shred some cheese?" 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2738 What have I told you about wearing shoes in the house? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2739 I said : reach out with your ARM not with your ARMOUR ! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2740 6 feet! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2741 'Don't you dare tell me the dragon is just a friend... I saw you with her!' 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2742 I’m going out to the store, do you need anything? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2743 You may be in distress, but you’re no damsel.” 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2744 I said N95 mask, not 1495!" 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2745 oh is that the latest CDC recommendation? Does it come with free shipping? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2746 It's time for serious protection 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2747 Sir Mix-a-lot, reporting for duty. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2748 The plague is way better.I'm going back. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2749 The grocery list just said ‘splatter shield.’ I really think this one’s on you.” 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2750 You fight your battles, I’ll fight mine. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2751 FYI, one of my Templar has a tree-nut allergy” 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2752 Can you peel carrots anywhere on that suit? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2753 I said I needed your help toNIGHT. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2754 I asked you to put on something to help cook dinner, not defend its honor.” 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2755 'It was you who had enough of food delivery this week!' 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2756 'Listen, I promised it wouldn't EXPLODE this time. That's not gonna help.' 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2757 A stiff visor won’t get you out of cleaning tonight Debbie! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2758 You know what, Charlie? I can’t decide what’s worse- the sad state of our date nights or your insufferable love of puns. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2759 “No one can save the lasagna. Not even you.” 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2760 'I'm really sorry. It was flip-flops or this.' 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2761 'Yeah, I realize now that I really should've bought a second pair of pants before the pandemic hit and stores closed.' 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2762 I was at the masque shop. One thing led to another. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2763 Knight time is over. Get to work 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2764 I rescued a princess, slayed a dragon, and took first in the tournament. You can't make simple cacciatore? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2765 How many times do I have to tell you that this outfit will not protect you from the corona virus! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2766 If the Pope waged war against dirty dishes you'd help! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2767 Let me guess, you’re here for the night shift? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2768 Can you at least pass me the can opener? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2769 No bib? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2770 Stop looking at me like that! It was easier in your day...all you had to do was slay a dragon to make your wife happy! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2771 so you're the knight in shining armor my wife talks about 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2772 You’re always out saving other peoples’ days...what about my needs! 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2773 Tell me again... why do we have a pet dragon? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2774 Dude, you were hired as the night cook! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2775 Back from grocery store? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2776 Can I eat at the round table? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2777 You ordered a knight in shining armour? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2778 Can't you see I'm busy. Now get back to your museum. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2779 You're late for dinner. I thought you had the knight off. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2780 Take it easy! When I'm done I'll find the can opener. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2781 Is it THAT messy? 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
2782 You feeling the heat Lance? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2783 A simple face mask and latex gloves would have been sufficient. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2784 We agreed, I do the cooking, you do the shopping. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2785 Okay, okay, I'll use less sriracha this time! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2786 All of that just to get a stick of butter. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2787 I'm going to the store, is there anything else you want me to pick-up for you to destroy? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2788 I'm stewing on the inside, but my security is ironclad 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2789 Everything's fine. Go set the round table. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2790 It's my night to cook 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2791 For crying out loud, Mark! They’re just lobsters. You’re fine. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2792 No, we said Thursday, Knight! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2793 Six. Feet. Apart. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 18 5
2794 Well I'm ready to fight the beast you are calling 'dinner.' 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2795 Bad night? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2796 Look, your dragon will done when your dragon is done. Where did you even find this thing? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2797 Your horse? Why would I know where your horse is? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2798 My mother was right--chivalry is dead. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2799 Okay, home schooling the kids is rough. But cooking is no walk in the park either. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2800 It was MY $1,200, Ron. Don't be jealous. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2801 I told you an apron is mandatory. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2802 This night is going wrong in so many ways 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2803 The next time you host a banquet, a little warning would be nice. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2804 What? You said to bring my Iron Clad. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2805 Fuck you Armor Boy! Of course I can see I’ve made a mess. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2806 I don't care that it took you 5 years to reach the Holy Grail, I've been dealing with three kids home all day, every day! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2807 Oh, yeah, that's EXACTLY what I meant by "bring the plates down from your room". 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2808 Har Dee Frickin Har. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2809 FOR THE LAST TIME, DON'T CALL ME SANCHO, AND I'M NOT BUYING YOU A HORSE 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2810 Leave the armor in the hallway when you get back. We’ll sanitize it later. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2811 The "Fellows" at the Round Table sent me in - even roast suckling piggy shouldn't take this long...... 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2812 You, by chance, haven’t seen the Holy Grail, have you? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2813 Sorry, but I have to go to work the knight-shift. 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2814 Does this look like the castle tower to you?" 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2815 Then maybe you should change your name to Sir We Should've Gotten Takeout! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2816 An apron would have been more than fine, Dave, more than fine. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2817 Glen, it’s ok to take your PPE off. We live together. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2818 When I said you needed to get a face mask and gloves for "protection" I meant from COVID 19. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2819 Who's job is easier now? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2820 We're out of WD-40. I used it as a substitute for olive oil. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2821 Nice PPE! 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2822 I would not complain about the house work if you actually did keep the peasants from rebelling. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2823 I was told that you would know where the Worcestershire is? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2824 If you want to make yourself useful, how about you go joust with the dishes? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2825 Sorry, I've sworn fealty to the liege-lord of Vacuuming and Dusting. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2826 Why don't you show some of your mettle and help me? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2827 I don't know. Try the garage. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2828 You need to go and get me another twenty four blackbirds. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2829 I’d like to see you vanquish getting dinner ready. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2830 Sorry, I couldn't find the can opener. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2831 Uber Eats for the pickup. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2832 Ohhhhh. That's what you meant by date night. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2833 Sorry, I said "sautéing" dragons. 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
2834 This is what happens when we get invited to a potluck crusade at the last minute! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2835 Do NOT think you can waltz in and save this. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2836 The Knight shift doesn't start for an hour. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2837 You can do the dishes. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2838 No, I said I was longing for a night out! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2839 Let me guess. You’re going out to buy toilet paper! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2840 What do you mean the rest of the Round Table couldn't make it! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2841 It's easy for you, all you need is a can opener! 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2842 Not now. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2843 I throw down my gauntlet and my oven mitt. 1.2685 0.05520 108 85 15 7
2844 It's a round table. Nobody sits at the head. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
2845 Finally ready to help 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2846 “And get some more toilet paper while you’re out!” 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2847 That was the knight that ended Michael's Masterchef dream. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2848 I should have swiped left..." 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2849 Don’t just stand there....hand me one of your plates! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2850 don’t even think about taking that off yet. You need to go back out. You forgot the sherry for the sauce. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2851 I don’t need any more new hobbies, and clearly you don’t either.” 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2852 You do you, I’m going for takeout 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2853 Is this the virus or the cure? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2854 They call me Stir Lancelot. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2855 Those are MY armour hot dogs! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2856 Now he wants PIZZA??? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2857 Seriously... NOW you show up? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2858 Yes, I agree that you're safe to go out - just remember your gloves. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2859 No, I’m still using this pot. You’re hip replacement will have to wait. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2860 I wanted SILVERWARE!!" 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2861 I get it. You can handle the heat. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2862 You forgot the mead, didn’t you! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2863 No, you're way better at stirring the pot. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2864 I said, I would cook for a night. Not, cook for a kni...ahh, whatever. Can you pass me that sword? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2865 I didn’t say anything; you are just WAY too sensitive ... 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2866 Fair enough, but the horse stays outside. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2867 I’m the real knight in shining armor here. You just joust! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2868 Worst. Sous chef. Ever.” 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2869 You’re fired, Sir Cooksalot. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2870 Not what I meant when I asked you to take the night shift, Carl. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2871 It’s been a hard day’s Knight. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2872 Sure, you can borrow my can opener! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2873 Armor, Shawarma! Get out of your work clothes and give me a hand dear! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2874 Do you need anything? I’m going to the store 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2875 When is dinner going to be ready? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2876 She’s requested I save dinner. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2877 I'm sorry but I won't be able to do the dishes today. This outfit isn't rust-proof. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2878 Stop telling me it needs more mace. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2879 No, I distinctly remember you requested a piece of cod, not a cod piece. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2880 When they said there was a renaissance for protective gear, that's not what they meant." 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2881 Instacart, I need truffle oil !" 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2882 Have you seen the silverware?" 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
2883 I don’t care if the court jester quit! I’m the cook , I won’t be made a fool of !” 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2884 I’m sorry, honey, you’re still not allowed to go see your horse. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2885 Step aside. " 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2886 Which way to the round table? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2887 Don’t tell me the lobster got away again 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2888 @newyorkercartoons You know I don’t listen to heavy metal. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2889 When you said you were scared of my cooking skills, I never thought you were THAT scared" 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2890 So, this wasn’t the century to visit. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2891 Pizza is on its way.” 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2892 Very funny, Martha. Just tell me what to do.” 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2893 Galahad! Set the table for 12!! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2894 Unless that suit is non-stick, you should probably leave” 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2895 'And you said the armor wouldn't come in handy.' 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2896 Don’t you get the sarcasm? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2897 You say you have a cast iron stomach, but this is ridiculous!” 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2898 But Dr. Fauci said the 2nd wave could be worst than the 1st.” 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
2899 2020: a time travelers nightmare 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2900 I heard we’re at war” 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2901 I said get a KNIFE!!!! Not a knight! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2902 I'm sorry, but it would have been rude if we hadn't invited the whole castle. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2903 Slay this stove and I shall reward thee sir knight 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2904 I am gonna go get some food from the halal guy. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2905 Your spouse said you’ve cooked enough to feed an army. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2906 Must I always siege and sack to please your palate. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2907 Just put on your gloves and wash the dishes. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2908 Do you have any extra olive oil so I can lubricate my joints? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2909 The store was out of chicken, so I got dragon instead. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2910 How else do you propose we keep chivalry alive? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2911 Where did you leave the can opener? 1.2617 0.04471 107 80 26 1
2912 Oh, you think you're so fancy with your All-Clad cook-wear. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2913 Does it look like I care about a dragon? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2914 Okay honey, finally going back to the office. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2915 I can't help you look for the can opener right now. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2916 I have enough to do already! What do you mean you can only set a round table? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2917 As you can see,I'm cooking. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2918 Yes, I see you brought your plate. Very funny... 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
2919 That face guard is my strainer,I need it please. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2920 No, I said come for dinner Tonight 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2921 Gladys, you're over reacting to my cooking skills. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2922 Oh, Knight Appliance! Here to fix the fan? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2923 The King's dinner isn't ready 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2924 Have you seen my coconut shells? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2925 Just use an apron. Go change. Your shift hasn't started yet. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2926 Don't you think you are carrying this a bit too far? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2927 You’re on homeschool duty tomorrow. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2928 We of the Round Table are supposed to have equal status, but I don't feel appreciated. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2929 Yeah, that's right, spaghetti again! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2930 I've come to save thee from thy stir crazy. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2931 Ok ok ok. Yes, Sir! Now are you happy? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2932 I‘ll leave the house next week. I promise! 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2933 No, I don’t know where the armor sanitizer is. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2934 No, but thanks for asking. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2935 I didn't put that many ghost peppers in the chili this time. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2936 Damnit Stephen, I said late *night*! This is why I prefer texting over calling! 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2937 Mom, I appreciate how seriously you are taking this, but please, stay six feet away. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2938 I see you’re not wearing an N-95. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2939 If you can’t take the heat, salt or water, get out of the kitchen! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2940 I didn’t say bring me a “Tannhauser”, I said a “Budweiser” 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2941 If you wanted to stir it yourself you should have brought your own sword. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
2942 Here to help you clean the premises, Sire. I am Ajax - stronger than dirt. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2943 Yes, I'll bring it to your table when it's ready. The round one, right? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2944 So this is why you wanted a round dining table? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2945 This isn't the PPE I had in mind, Brian. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2946 I said it's coming! Just go and set the round table. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2947 I threw knives after last night's debacle. I'm only using spoons now. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
2948 Don't talk to me about a hard day slaying dragons. Try cooking for 12 hungry knights with only 30 minutes notice. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2949 What? I got free shipping. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2950 You get to be the night in shining armor while I’m the one holding down the fort. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2951 Well...does this Arthur fellow have a mop? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2952 Are you sure there’s an N95 respirator under that? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2953 I asked you to watch the boiling pot, not attack the bubbling cauldron. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2954 Thanks for coming in, but I asked for night help, not knight help. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2955 You have to go now? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2956 I'm doing this to keep you safe. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2957 A man’s home is no castle ... not then ... not now ... not ever! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2958 Battle Of The Renaissance Men 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2959 'Yes, I said it's a battlefield and that I would appreciate some help' 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2960 You could have just said it was too spicy. 1.2593 0.05158 108 87 15 6
2961 It's hard to social-distance when the table is round. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2962 Don't forget the grocery list. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2963 Everything’s under control, darling. Why don’t you change into something else that needs more than 5 hours to put on? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2964 You're in luck! We're having dragon for dinner! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2965 I told you already, I will start with the laundry as soon I a finish cooking 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2966 Bill, that's not what they meant by PPE" 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2967 At least I’m trying to be a Renaissance Man.” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2968 Well you can tell him if he wants his Beef Bourguignon he’s just going to have to wait!” 1.2574 0.05387 101 79 16 5
2969 Cook to Knight " If you say Ye or Thy one more time! " 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2970 No more excuses, I stopped caring about your rust proclivity ten entrées ago 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2971 If you tell me it tastes better over an open flame one more time...” 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2972 no I don't know where the Holy Grail is, maybe try a few doors down" 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2973 I said plate the meal not plate mail. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2974 Next time, you’re the wench!” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2975 I'm sorry but my horse says he's an essential worker too. Sorry for the mess." 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2976 Sorry I snapped. You’re right. I did say I wanted a date knight. I can see how that’s confusing. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2977 Where have you been? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2978 “I’ve been sent with an updated list of food allergies.” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2979 Your bleach inhalation therapy is getting ready 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2980 Not what I meant by date night, babe 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2981 I said “get the tin, man”. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2982 Have you seen my social-distancing lance?” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2983 'I don't have an apron. This is the best I can get to help you.' 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2984 Fine! You were right! You have the harder job.” 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2985 That really isn’t a substitute for cast iron. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2986 Weren’t you wearing that yesterday?” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2987 'I'm protecting myself from your cooking, not from coronavirus.' 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2988 'I said roasted, not rusted! Look at me now! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2989 This just isn’t my knight!!” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2990 Look! I’ve had a tough day. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2991 I heard Don Quixote had his knighting ceremony catered” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2992 No! You cannot take the Knight off. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2993 No honey, I will not be in your Tik Tok.” 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2994 'you ain't dressed right for grocery shopping. Wear something sturdier' 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2995 King of the castle?! You’re looking at him! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2996 I said...disarm her...” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2997 . “Is that you mon amour?” 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2998 “Well, dinner is a disaster. How’re the kids?” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2999 Piertotum Locomotor” 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3000 Could you please make yourself useful and slay me something for the stew? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3001 OK, I get it. The kitchen is a nightmare. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3002 We’ve decided to go out and pillage instead !! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3003 We're married, Lance, so "there's a damsel in distress" isn't an excuse for leaving me with this mess. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3004 I got this, you set the Round Table 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
3005 Usually it's a burning AT the steak. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
3006 Hurry, we’re just going to pour it on them anyway. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3007 Chivalry is dead, remember? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3008 No, I said, "Arm & Hammer." 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3009 Honey I apologize. Yes, your job is more stressful. Can we please trade back. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3010 I told you to get me a shallot, not the Lady of Shallot! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3011 So that's were all the pots went. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3012 Instead of saving damsels how about helping me save this roast? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3013 Not now! Please, just use the can opener. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3014 I’ve been asked to tell you to stop with the beans. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3015 Did you know, a sharp longsword is actually safer than a dull longsword. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3016 No Karen, I did NOT add Cilantro 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3017 I was informed that a quiche needed to be rescued... 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3018 Habla inglés? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3019 Are you still putting away the groceries? Remember to wash your hands when you’re done. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3020 Don't just stand there Lancelot, start setting the round table. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3021 Could I borrow your helmet? My pot’s overflowing 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3022 Really? Now you want to help? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3023 I'm responding to a call about your squire alarm going off 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3024 Not exactly a candidate for Top Chef, are we? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3025 It doesn’t smell that bad! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3026 You must be my knight in tarnished armor? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3027 Still think I’m overreacting? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3028 I asked you to get me a good knife, not a good knight! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3029 I don't even know what 'kitchen jousting' is! 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3030 You should have used King Arthur flour. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3031 Why don't you slip into something more comfortable while I finish cooking dinner? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
3032 No, I will NOT shine your armor! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3033 Some 'Knight in shining armor' you turned out to be. You've forgotten our anniversary again! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3034 Don't just stand there, make me a 12-inch cast iron skillet." 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3035 Sure, now you tell me you want to pick up dinner. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3036 Roll up your sleeves and help me out. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3037 This worse than the Black Plague. You thought is was an evil curse. We have to deal with Trump, he's an evil farce. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3038 You're a big time chef! You couldn't whip up a little pottage, oysters, and mead for my Medieval dinner party on Zoom tonight? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3039 'You're late. I said you're on the 'night' shift. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3040 You're two years too late. This is my life now. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3041 I come from the future 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
3042 The round table order will just take it to go. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3043 No, you may not use my codpiece as a measuring cup. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3044 My recipe stays secret!! I don't care what sword you got from what stone! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3045 It's as close to a hazmat outfit I could get before entering your kitchen. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3046 No, I want to eat in tonight. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3047 Since you're going out to the grocery store, do you mind picking me up some sponges? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3048 I thought you meant 'knight' shift. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3049 You said you wanted a knight in shining armor - you didn't say I had to do any chores... 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
3050 If you feel the need to do something noble, how about disabling the smoke alarm? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3051 Does this look like a castle? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3052 It's the wrong knight for this. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3053 I'm ready to battle your dirty dishes. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3054 OK. So you really didn't trust me to cook tonight. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
3055 Our table isn't round. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3056 If you are looking for your horse, grab a plate! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
3057 Trump didn’t say anything about ordering medieval PPE on Amazon, so take that off and help me plate some disinfectants. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3058 Are you here to slice the dragon fruit? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3059 That’s not what I meant when I asked if you had Personal Protective Equipment! 😷 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3060 What?!? This is the only mask I had!!! They didn’t say what kind of mask” 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3061 Dammit, Frank! Don’t sneak up on me like that! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3062 Sorry, I thought we were eating out tonight.” 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3063 I’m filling in for Jamison’s knight shift. It is the knight shift, right? With a k?” 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3064 You’re the one that invited the whole round table to dinner! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3065 No, Tim, it’s Thursday. We ran out of the Tuesday special two knights ago.” 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3066 Babe, I see you're back from girl's knight 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3067 I said, get me the knife in the drawer. Not the Knight at the door. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3068 Did it ever occur to you that maybe I'd like to slay a dragon once in a while? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3069 I can see you have great confidence in my cooking! 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
3070 It's messy, but this recipe will do wonders for your iron deficiency. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3071 I told you that slayed dragon is flammable! 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3072 I wanted a lazy NIGHT. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3073 Ok Godfrey, dammit - go find the bouillon and start earning your keep around here. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3074 I’m sorry “knight in shining armor” but you’re about 30 minutes too late to save this meal. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3075 Dad, you told me to wear protection but she just laughed at me 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3076 Oh honey, relax! My parents won’t arrive for another hour. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3077 'Wearing your PPE doesn't get you out of washing the dishes.' 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3078 'I'm socially distant.' 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3079 Cast iron or non-stick? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3080 But I needed to borrow your shield...I was cooking bacon.” 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3081 “you know I never respond to chain mail” 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3082 Not funny sweetie. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3083 Hey, if you don't like it, next time YOU do the cooking and I'LL go slay the dragon! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3084 Did you really have to don PPE just to check on the brownies? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3085 Sorry for all the confusion, but we've decided to just order White Castle instead. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3086 We're not eating if you can't pull this spoon out. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3087 No, no, I'm just off for a jog... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3088 The store was out of cumin...but hey, they had toilet paper. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3089 I don't care about what's honorable- get your broadsword out and start chopping. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3090 I was thinking a cast iron pan 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3091 I told you that take-out would be better for date night! But fine, suit yourself. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3092 What do you mean you can’t find flour anywhere in the city? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3093 You’re wearing that again? I can still smell you—just take a shower! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3094 I don't need a knight in shining armor. I need a night outside and a barber. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3095 No that does NOT qualify this as "date night" and if you call me "Sir Can't Cook-A-Lot" one more time you'll find yourself on a quest to find another place to "stay safe at home" in! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3096 A man's home may be his castle, but I am not your wench! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3097 I like to think of it as heritage PPE 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3098 Where is my knight in shining armor?" is just an expression, I was hoping for some help with dinner 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3099 No I’m not making shank of bull 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
3100 I don’t care if you’re taking knight classes, you still need to be here on time 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3101 I'm sorry, but everyone else likes cilantro. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3102 I slave all day over a hot stove and you can't even be bothered to let me know the jousting's gone into overtime? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3103 What was the plague you quarantined for? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3104 'AGH! Bloody social media chain mail again' 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3105 I don't care about rust! It's your turn to wash the dishes! 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3106 I want a real night out, Phil. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3107 I just asked for some mace. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3108 I told you to change into your Armani suit before the guests arrive, not your armor suit! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3109 You know darn well that's not what they meant by "Protective Gear". 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3110 Yeah? Well I'd get back in the time machine and go one more year. 1.2525 0.04389 99 79 17 3
3111 I didn't comment when you slew beasts, so you don't get to comment when I stew beets. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
3112 Well you can tell Mr Trump that his dinner will be ready when I say it is ! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3113 Just so you know, I used your toothbrush. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3114 Oh so you tell me NOW that you're going out to knight? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
3115 You don't have to take cooking so seriously, Irene! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3116 'I swear to God, if this is another one of your TikTok's Jeremy...' 1.2523 0.05648 107 88 11 8
3117 What do you know about Mead? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
3118 Hey, can you give me a gauntlet over here? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
3119 O.K., Dragon slayer! Here’s a fire! Practice! 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3120 Six feet, man!” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3121 Onions are all chopped up my liege. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3122 This is fine! I can still show her a good knight.” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3123 I asked for a knife 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3124 What? I couldn’t find my mask. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3125 Hi yes I’m here to fix the Internet” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3126 A simple apron could be fine." 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3127 No no no ... I ordered a Tin Opener!! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3128 I knew this spaghetti was going to be a battle 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
3129 Is that an Italian suit?" 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3130 seriously ?, do you think that armor protects you against the covid ?? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3131 Good to know chivalry’s dead. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3132 This probably isn’t the best time to tell you that I misplaced the Holy Grail” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3133 Do you need any help?” 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3134 It’s just flambé” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3135 'And I thought I needed protection going to the store' 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3136 What? I always wear my armor when I enter a war zone and there are signs of casualties.” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3137 Do you have any knives that would go well with my outfit?” 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3138 No, you cannot use the dishwasher right now.” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3139 “Honey, it’d be ok with a regular mask, you can’t keep going to the supermarket like that” 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3140 After an hour of trying to free himself, Dave decided to ask Clive if they had a tin opener in the house.” 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3141 Not to be "That Guy"; but I can only keep them 'round' the table ten more minutes tops... 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3142 Where were you? The lobsters put up a real fight! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3143 Oh, was I supposed to say "thank you" for taking out the trash? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3144 Thou knowest I am lactose intolerant, dost thou not? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3145 This is not a good time for role play, honey." 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3146 Doest thou know of the six feet apart rule” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3147 I said bring me my cast iron PAN! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3148 Paella? I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition." 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3149 So how long do you stay fresh in that can? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3150 They told me I had to cook TwoKnight, where’s your date? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3151 Are you just going to STAND there?! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3152 Hmm...Now I know why the guys from the Round Table call you “Sir Burns-a-Lot.” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3153 "Look at this vintage PPE gear I found in the basement" 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3154 Thought I'd wear something more suited for the occasion." 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3155 Another damsel in distress huh? Well what about me? 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3156 I'm wearing an armour suit can I now come closer noooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3157 Honey, you’ve got it wrong - tonight’s theme is TIGER KING 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3158 I thought you asked me to help out around the joust. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3159 Give it a rest already - I’m going to Burger King... do you want anything? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3160 Oh, dang! You said night shift. My bad. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3161 Christ Laverne! I said you should bring some "amour" to our relationship, not to put on armour. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3162 The description on the website said it was non-stick.” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3163 I know, things were simpler “back in your day”! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3164 My phone has notified me that there is a package in the lobby. Use the spacesuit if I don’t make it back.” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3165 Honey I’m home! We ran out of PPE at the hospital. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3166 Now I know why you kept asking to take out the recyclables.” 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3167 I’m just getting used to the new normal” 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3168 Chivalry may not be dead, but if this gumbo is bad my career will be! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3169 Hey, I’m going out for the knight.” 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3170 Yes, I will need the dishwasher. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3171 'I said clean the pots, not wear them' 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3172 What do you mean this isn't Iron Chef? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3173 'This is not what I meant when I said I needed you tonight.' 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3174 Something is burning.” 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3175 Billie succumbed to the pressure of a Date Knight under quarantine. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3176 Pickup or delivery 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3177 Uuummmm. We're going to need one more plate. I don't know why he thinks he was invited but Sir Lancelot showed up. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3178 Geez Lance, I said I wanted to give you the knight off cooking. I didn't say I knew my way 'round! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3179 Tin man did it way better but I’d still quarantine with you!” ~ 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3180 Title: Bertilak de Hautdesert vs. Autocorrect / Caption: Sir Gawain: “But your text said ‘fried shrimp and pie,’ not ‘friendship and piety.’” 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3181 You used to love my puns. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3182 “When’s dinner ready?” 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3183 Don’t make that face at me, Bill. Amazon was out of masks. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3184 No, I did not hear the smoke alarm. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3185 “The oven mitts are in the pantry” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3186 'Hey babe. Is this proper PPE for the grocery store?' 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3187 Look, I know it’s late, but can you run out and get another dragon? I overcooked this one.” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3188 Do you have a straw? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3189 'Sound the alarm!' 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3190 This is NOT what I meant when I said I just wanted one night alone. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3191 Well darling, I see you are ready to go to the grocery store! 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3192 What do they expect? This is ‘Medieval Times’, not ‘The Cheesecake Factory” 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3193 I’ve had it, Bob! I This whole ‘at home iron chef’ thing just isn’t working!” 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3194 What are you doing just standing there. It’s your knight to do the dishes.” 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3195 Yo whaddup 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3196 You haven’t left yet? I needed those onions an hour ago! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3197 “Night shifts at the Homophone Diner were always a little different” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3198 Next time I need a knight in shining armour I’ll pay for the damn expedited shipping. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3199 So are you my new delivery guy?” 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3200 But someone has to cook! I cannot just stay still and armed with patience.” 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3201 I asked for the YIELD not the shield, Susan! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3202 Knight to Clean Floor. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3203 You haven't seen a horse around here, have you? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3204 Don’t tell me it’s for my protection. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3205 Yes I think it's a bit extreme for going to the store. A simple mask and gloves would be enough 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
3206 We have no round table. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3207 Just a simple apron is sufficient. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3208 I’m trying not to take this personally, but the two hours you took to put that on isn’t helping. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3209 It came attached to the mask. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3210 Eleanor, you should hope that I do NOT remember where you hid the broadsword. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3211 I said I wanted a night in, not a knight in shining armor. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3212 Why didn’t you tell me stainless steel pots were better? 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
3213 Rescue me? Who sent you, my ex? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3214 Ugh. It's all distress and no damsel with this job. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3215 The President gets you PPE and you're still not grateful? 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3216 This is why I cook at home. Look at what you go through for curbside pickup!! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3217 Based on my own experience, I recommend switching to stainless steel. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3218 Right on time... some knight in shining armor you are. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3219 I’ll get the kids ready. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3220 Take a knee, so I can knight you! 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3221 When I said ‘Get the silverware,’ that’s not what I meant 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3222 You win: No more gendered fairy tales for the kids. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3223 Next time you slay a dragon, Mr. Shiny Ass, you try doing the marinade. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3224 Fine. if you must rescue me, can you get the eggs out of the fridge? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3225 Believe me, I would love to help... but there's this thing of my armour being, you know, shining. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3226 Okay, good, now go get us some crab wontons. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3227 Like you could help me clean the kitchen, Rusty 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3228 Hold your horses, it's almost ready! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3229 A little more action, a little less shining armor, please... 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3230 It was only my first day of culinary school when the quarantine hit. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3231 It'll be a few more minutes. Tell your friends at the Round Table to just hold their horses. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3232 Looks like i arrived just in time.... 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3233 Yes, I am learning to cook at home...better than clinging to the past. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3234 I said PREPARE the loin, not GIRD your loins! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3235 I said get me the PLATES! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3236 You don’t need to waste all the ppe, I’m messy but I’m not corona messy! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3237 No, I said it was the holy grail of curries. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3238 I'm going to Trader Joe's. Need anything? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3239 QUIT CALLING ME A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3240 I've got this. Now, go change into another suit before the guests arrive. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3241 I see you aren't changing out of your knightwear these days. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3242 You joust, I julienne. That's just who I am. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3243 So you finished an apprenticeship with Gordon Ramsay. Any other reasons I should hire you? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3244 Goblets. I said look in the cupboard for goblets. Not gauntlets. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3245 I would help you, but I do not have an apron. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3246 Ok got my personal protective gear. You sure you want my help? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3247 I hope you brought some straws. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3248 Look. I'm just cooking dinner. I'll put a mask on after desert. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3249 Scram Percival, you'll ruin my dragon souffle! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3250 Shouldn't you be wearing a hairnet? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3251 I don't care if the joust ran late - you still should have called 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3252 Fine, we'll eat AFTER your jog. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3253 You weren’t answering the phone. I’ve come to collect my takeout. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3254 Should I seat myself at the round table? 1.2500 0.04352 100 77 22 1
3255 Just give me your chest plate! I need to put the cookies in! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3256 Yeah, I guess I said to go get the mail. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3257 Technically, I did grab a plate. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
3258 I heard you make a wicked dragon flambé. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3259 I asked for celery, not chivalry. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3260 My name's Marlon, not Merlin! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3261 No, I’m not cooking with your other helmet. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3262 A bit late, don't you think? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3263 No, a helmet is not also mask. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3264 Not sure your PPE will protect you from my first culinary effort, but your choice. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3265 Stop trying to be chivalrous and let me do the cooking. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3266 You've overstepped again Dave, all I said was all waiters must wear a mask." 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3267 Mediterranean, not medieval! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3268 One man’s cookware is another man’s outerwear is all I can tell you. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3269 I'm ready to make the next take-out delivery. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3270 Of all the knights, I get the one that doesn't cook! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3271 Whilst you're out seeking The Grail, pick up a gallon of milk. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3272 No, you cannot have the baking sheet as a shield. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3273 I said soup de tartar, not suit de armor... 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3274 I don't care how long it takes to get your PPE off. I need help here! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3275 Just go and sit at the round table. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3276 You gotta be able to take the heat, not reflect it. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3277 I said I could use some TLC, not D&D. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3278 A Knight in greasy armor. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3279 While you're out, please seek me some holy kale. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
3280 Excuse me, Mr. Day? I'm here to help. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3281 Really Frank? Another knight raid on the kitchen? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3282 I’m not being defensive. Just here to help. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3283 We're all adjusting, but for the millionth time, you don't have to wear your uniform when you work from home. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3284 Knight to C7. CHECK! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3285 I got this 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3286 I can't believe that it took a quarantine for me to discover that you don't know how to cook. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3287 I couldn't find the oven mitts, this will have to do. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3288 Oh, give me a break! At least I can take a culinary risk. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3289 I'm all for social distancing, but let's lose the militancy . . . 1.2500 0.05000 100 80 16 4
3290 Thanks, now you tell me you went out for take out.... 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3291 Trump says masks aren't enough. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3292 Really?! Kiss me. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3293 Never fear! I will slay your grease and grime. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3294 I've been slaving away in the kitchen all day and all you want to do is role play?!?! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3295 I burned the Spam! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3296 Is this the Holy Gruel? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3297 You may choose to keep your lid on. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3298 Seriously, you expect me to shine your armor too? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3299 Dear - Can I help? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3300 hi honey. Welcome back! I put dinner up while you took a walk around the neighborhood. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3301 Is that N95? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3302 Where did you park the horse? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3303 You’re familiar with Round Tables - - how about Setting one in the dining room 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3304 Can you reuse the visor? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3305 I think I'll just go to the round table for dinner tonight 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
3306 Are you non-stick? Get over here! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3307 Tom, I said today's class was a focus on KNIFE skills. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3308 The fire department decided to revamp our uniform a little, for additional protection against Corona 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3309 No, the last straw is being used right now. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3310 What makes you think I'm mocking you? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3311 ...King’s Ransom is what we call it on the takeaway menu... 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3312 I’m a little busy right now, why don’t you go slay another dragon or something. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3313 It's called chivalry, but you wouldn't know anything about that. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3314 "Of all the knights to be late for dinner! 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3315 Sorry I can’t help with dinner. .. gotta stay six feet apart. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
3316 Maybe a night out? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3317 Well don't just stand there like a suit of armor! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
3318 This goes down gargoyle number 3, Understood? 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
3319 They ran out of Hazmat suits 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3320 Who the fuck are you 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3321 'Don't worry! It says "Machine Wash Only".' 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3322 The King would like to meet the chef, now" 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3323 Sometimes I think you WANT to wear the suit” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3324 Yes" to the face mask, "no" to the governor declaring jousting "essential" and "now" as regards doing the dishes. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3325 Couldn’t find a mask, huh? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3326 - You said it needed to be fortified. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3327 Can I borrow a can opener? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3328 You’re too late. She already rescued herself. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3329 Hurry up with the candle wax, knight fall is coming." 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3330 No Soup for you. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3331 I should have known... Dragons don’t burn their food... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3332 Well.. Don't just stand there.. You're the Iron Chef, remember?" 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3333 Dragon soup with no dragon?! That’s just great. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3334 Before I go to the market are you sure it’s just more milk you need?” 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3335 Well, I guess this is my life now... 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3336 I’ve ordered a pizza. Thought you ought to know.” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3337 So you thought Jerusalem was a mess? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3338 They say abs of steel start in the kitchen! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3339 You seriously need to take a break from online shopping... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3340 So when WILL be a good time?” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3341 I think I misunderstood what you meant by date night 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3342 Moat to Table 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3343 When the night takes a wrong turn 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3344 Does my bum look big in this? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3345 This time traveling isn’t a phase dad” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3346 Well, MY holy grail is the perfect souffle. Looks like we will both be disappointed tonight." 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3347 Your self-quarantine ended 3 weeks ago. Can you please take that thing off and start helping me again?? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3348 I don't need to be protected from my own damn cooking , Steve!" 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3349 You think you’re funny Linda? That isn’t an N95” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3350 Look at the positive side, I can reuse it on Halloween 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3351 Hope you like Middle Eastern. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3352 I left my horse outside. The smoke alarm hurts her ears." 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
3353 So, what are you gonna do with your stimulus check?” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3354 Knight in shining armor, dude in distress and not a happy ending 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3355 Ok, got the message but my cooking isn’t that bad” 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3356 Apron Arthur! Not Armor! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3357 For the millionth time there is no dragon here! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3358 Are you wearing my apron?” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3359 'I told you to set up 'A' round table, not 'THE' Round Table.' 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3360 Looks like I’ll be cooking to knight.” 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3361 One knight in well seasoned cast iron to the rescue.” 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3362 Sorry, I actually can’t get within 6 feet of the dishes 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3363 'You told me you can hold the fort!' 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3364 I’ll need ten of your specials for the round table in the corner.” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3365 Honey, that’s a little dramatic. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3366 'Let me guess. You can't do the dishes tonight either.' 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3367 Don’t get undressed, I just burned supper. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3368 We know we aren’t in Kansas anymore, Bob. You don’t need to suit up to prove the point. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3369 This is me ... showing you how much I appreciate you. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3370 What are you supposed to be? A vaccine?” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3371 'I have everything under control, stop worrying' 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3372 I said “can you bring me the knife?” @charmainecadeau 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3373 Yes, I get that you’re protected, but where’s your Plume?” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3374 Does this bring you joy? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3375 knight-shift? Really? I know you are new but come on!!” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3376 If you really want to help, you can start by not cleaving the vegetables.” 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3377 That's not the kind of warzone I have in my kitchen. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3378 Did you use my sword to cut your dauphinois again? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3379 Ready to reopen America?” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3380 You said “get ready to help me in this crisis” so I did. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3381 They’re still out of yeast, but I got some more WD-40” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3382 I don’t like what quarantine has brought out in you. You’re enjoying it too much.” 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3383 Just one red onion...and see if they have Lysol 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3384 Yes, yes, cover yourself as much as you can because I have no idea how to handle this situation. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3385 Ok, I’m ready for physical intimacy” 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3386 Rough knight in the kitchen? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3387 „Your online binge shopping is getting out of hand Larry.“ 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3388 I know that we need to battle the dishes, but that’s a bit overkill. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3389 I said Armour hot dogs. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3390 I’m impressed you could sneak up on me like that. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3391 I know you're in there, Daryl. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3392 Where the hell have you been? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3393 You've outdone yourself - an armored mask to ward off COVID-19 and a cast iron stomach to withstand my cooking. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3394 S.O.S Pads? Yeh, there, under the sink. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3395 We're out of clean aprons but I found this in the basement. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3396 When we agreed to switch roles, I didn't know you would go with knight in shining armor. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3397 I guess they ran out of N-95s? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3398 I see you brought your own PPE. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3399 No jousting today. Can't you see I'm busy? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3400 Aren't you a little old to be afraid of vegetables? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3401 I think you are taking the PPE thing a little too seriously 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3402 I think I'm ready to handle the lobsters. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3403 No, cleaning up will not make you rust. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3404 Trust me, there's no armor that will protect you from this mess! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3405 There’s only room for one iron chef in this kitchen. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3406 Okay, you're the restaurant health inspector, but why the heavy sarcasm? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3407 Fryer Tuck here to help. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3408 I'm the one cooking the boars head, you go down to the basement and get the goddam round table. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3409 I'll shine your armor if you'll clean my kitchen. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3410 You are kidding me ! You want to go out tonight ? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3411 Dammit Lancelot, this week's role playing doesn't include feeding your entire Round Table. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3412 When I said I wanted you to slay dragons for me I was being metaphorical and I never said I knew how to cook them. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3413 Well too bad, tell them we don't have a round table. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3414 This isn't what I might when I said you'd be taking a night shift 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3415 You won't be a knight in shining armor for long 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3416 'Where is my knight in shining armor' was a figure of speech! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3417 Don’t call me “hun.” It reminds me of Attila. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3418 I guess they misunderstood when I said I needed an entire night to cook. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3419 No, you may not help. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3420 I need your helmet for the roux. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3421 I know, you want a heart. I want you to clean the kitchen. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3422 Now go back to the store and this time don’t forget the tarragon! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3423 Since you asked, I’m not doing ok. You? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3424 Excuse me, but do you happen to have a can opener? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3425 I, for one, will not miss the medieval grace of iron clothing! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3426 Chez Maurice Sendak, In the Knight Kitchen 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3427 This must be my Lady's night off. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3428 Nice try, date "knight" ain't going to fly. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3429 You can help by getting out of the kitchen. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3430 I'm here from DoorDash to pick up an order. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3431 Look, I'm very sorry about your horse. But you're at the wrong place, I'm vegetarian! 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3432 Don't you get it? I can't joust with you right now! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3433 Very funny, Cheryl, but it's the last time I'm making Bouillabaisse! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3434 You said we were required to wear a mask-you didn't say what kind... 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3435 I said go to the Farmer's Market, you know, with an 'F' 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3436 Ok, so you’re ready to pitch in. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3437 Oh, so now I’m Sir Scorchelot? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3438 Moiling over! Moiling over! Open your... thing! 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
3439 Is that King Arthur’s flower? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3440 It’s going to be one of those Knights. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3441 Just humor me, it's an old recipe. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3442 Le Creuset-er ? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3443 I asked for a knife, but if you can work a fire extinguisher that’s also helpful. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3444 Be a Saint and get us Rosmary for the Chicken! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3445 Fear not, I am your Knight in shining armor! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3446 Ok, now I'm ready to fight. What is it you're angry about? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3447 I'm sure you could do better, Mister I-took-cooking-in-knight-school. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3448 Well, you go on your crusade, and I'll stick with mine. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3449 And exactly why would I have said, 'wear the colander'? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3450 Deal with it - no round tables left so just make do with a square one. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3451 I think you’ve misunderstood what I meant by the night shift. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3452 Honey, does this face mask make my ass look big? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3453 None of the other castles can get yeast, either. Make it with four and nineteen blackbirds, then. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3454 Only a face mask was necessary and those shoes have to go. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3455 I said, bring some Arm & Hammer not your armour. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3456 As long as you can roll up the sleeves, it's fine. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3457 Honey, it's a little mess. The dramatics really aren't necessary. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3458 I told you it was just a dry cough 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3459 Fine, Derek. Go off to The Crusades. Don't forget to write. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3460 'The king's dinner will be ready, when it's ready." 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
3461 Don't ask. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3462 You wanted me to dress for dinner 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3463 This is your first night shift, huh? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3464 Clearly one of us has made better use of stainless steel. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3465 I said I needed somebody to cover the NIGHT shift. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3466 This dinner occasion calls for a step up in PPE, my friend. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3467 I remembered the last time you cooked dinner 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3468 Hell No!A rusty dishwasher is the last thing I need! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3469 Oh there you are! Things are getting medieval here! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3470 I ordered a "Your Knight to Cook" to be here two hours ago! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3471 Surely the knights at round table #4 can wait 10 more minutes for their dinner. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3472 You obviously misunderstood me when I said I wanted a night in and I would cook! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3473 I love your cooking, but I'm social distancing. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3474 Shine it yourself. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3475 While on you seek The Grail, pick up a gallon of milk. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3476 Cool PPE. Where’d you get it? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3477 I'm only learning to cook because the Mexican restaurant down the street had an outbreak,okay? Everything's. Under. Control. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3478 Looking for your holy grail, my liege? Try the mop in the bucket behind you.” 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3479 I know what I wished for...a night in dining karma. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
3480 What? Knight Crew here already? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3481 An apron would've been just fine. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3482 Did you think I'd be angry you're late? 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3483 Well I think scrubbing pots and pans is even more noble 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3484 Please, just dress for the job you have. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3485 Could you at least set the round table? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3486 Dude, get a grip. Let's invade France! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3487 Very funny, Lorraine. Just go ahead and get the take-out menu. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3488 This is not what I pictured when I said I'd marry you. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3489 It's a warzone in here 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3490 Nay, fetch me an iron skillet. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3491 Hey! It’s still six feet regardless of what Boris says. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3492 This was supposed to be your night to cook. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3493 I'm glad you're taking this seriously, but there are better ways to self-quarantine. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3494 Your PPE has gone a little Dungeons and Dragons for this delivery, Mike. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3495 My name is Jared Montoya. You bring me garlic, I asked for lettuce. Prepare to die. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3496 Sorry man, I’m still waiting on gloves and masks from Amazon. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3497 I’ve got this. Go get a good wine. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3498 Have you seen a horse anywhere around here? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3499 Please tell me you're not making glue. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
3500 You can save the world, but can't cook to save yourself? 1.2474 0.04404 97 73 24 0
3501 If I only had a brain, if I only had a brain..." Could you at least just hand me a pot holder?? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3502 I was scared you'd go medieval on me. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3503 I’m here to Armor All your car. The Key please. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3504 I don't care how into social distancing you are. You're still doing the dishes. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3505 Sorry, King Arthur was not available anywhere. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3506 I'm ready to take over. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3507 Neither one of us seems rightly armed for extinguishing. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3508 What good is that? The virus stays on stainless steel for 3 days. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3509 Don't rush me, I've never attempted equis coq au vin before. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3510 And you snore too. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3511 Hi, I'm Sir Cleanse-alot, from your cleaning service. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3512 "This is hardly a time for a reenactment!" 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
3513 You said you wanted all stainless steel. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3514 You know, chivalry usually means helping out. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3515 I said you’ll be running the night shift. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
3516 where have you been all Knight? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
3517 Under Armor develops specialized Cookwear. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3518 I asked for chives, not chivalry 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
3519 I don’t care that you are sir Lancelot, you were supposed to stir the pot! 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
3520 Can you just show me where the bathroom is?" 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3521 Another Knight at the Smiths 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3522 From a distance it smelled like dragon’s breath 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3523 'My online shopping habits are getting out of hand.' 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3524 What do you mean you've 'borrowed' the olive oil?! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3525 "The windmill is one block over." 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3526 It would be nice if you cooked one Knight... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3527 Alright but did you wash your hands?” 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3528 Damn, dude. 567 years and yet isn't ready? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3529 Oh don’t give me that look. Times have changed.” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3530 I know I’m new to this, but is that really necessary? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3531 All I said was that you needed a face mask - show off.. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3532 Don’t worry, I’m dressed enough to go get takeout 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3533 And yet, we’re out of salt? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3534 I know this PPE is pretty old, but better to wear one than none these days! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3535 You did say to dress up for dinner” 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3536 'Cos, spit splatters' 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3537 Take that off, I'm not attacking you, I'm just cooking dinner. And wash your hands! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3538 “You promised to never wear that in front of my mother again!” 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3539 You know it wouldn’t rust your armor to do some dishes once in a while” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3540 Right on time, Sir Judge-A-Lot. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3541 Where’s the Round Table? !!! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3542 This is not what I had in mind for date night. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3543 Did I hear you say you want my opinion on the 2020 election? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3544 I know my cooking is bad, but you’re going to extremes! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3545 Forget the grail; just put out wine glasses. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3546 The ad said this was for the NIGHT shift... 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3547 Cute! But I will not be serving you at any ‘Round Table.’ 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3548 Fine, go to Merlin's... 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3549 I said to get in the kitchen, not to get your kitsch on. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3550 So what did expect, a knight in shining armor? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3551 Where's the dragon?" Har-de-har. And yes, consider that canned laughter. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3552 Does it look like I have time to joust? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3553 How much did that outfit cost, Lance? A lot but why do you care, Arthur? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3554 If you're not too busy, I'm going need help using the bathroom. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3555 I've been cooking all day. At least you could have worn a nicer suit. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3556 Sir, for the second course I need your lance. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3557 Don't just stand there! You're already wearing oven gloves. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3558 No, you can't go jousting! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3559 Did you forget the wine and toilette paper? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3560 It’s passionate, not a mess. I’m a man of amour, not a man of armour! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3561 Everyone’s fired, so don’t expect a meal fit for the king. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3562 This is not the ‘night’ that I asked for. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3563 You gonna help, or are you just an empty suit? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3564 I know we can’t ingest disinfectant, but jeez you could at least try cleaning with it... 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3565 You must be serving the round table. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3566 I think you're overdoing the Covid thing! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3567 Now is NOT the time, Gareth. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3568 Yes my last sous chef lost a few fingers, but the cleaver slipped! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3569 Are you my knight here to rescue me from cooking? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3570 I should have known that my knight in “shining” armor would show up needing to be polished. Great, another thing for my to do list. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3571 That suit of armor is only meant to protect others from catching your virus” 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3572 I told you if we survived this pandemic that I was going to fight the producers of Game of Thrones." 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3573 i said i like to blanche a lot... 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3574 I meant a date N-I-G-H-T” 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3575 Your antiquing has to stop -- let me guess, personal protective equipment? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3576 this has nothing to do with your cooking--I'm social distancing 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3577 That is NOT what I meant when I said it was your night! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3578 You’re the new sous-chef? 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
3579 Battlefield? What battlefield? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3580 Easy on the salt- it rusts my elbows. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3581 Take that off, you'll roast in it. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
3582 It’s my knight time routine. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3583 I used to be essential like you 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3584 Is this your way of saying I used too much garlic? 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3585 I said 'night shift.' 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
3586 Say bad knight, Gracie. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3587 What are you afraid of? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
3588 So THAT’s where all my cast iron went 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
3589 No, I'M supposed to be her knight in shining armour." 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3590 You can’t just BE the knight in shining armor!” 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3591 If you can’t take the heat, get out of Camelot 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3592 Ok then, I give up. Chivalry should be dead. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3593 The kids are on the Zoom. 1.2396 0.04379 96 73 23 0
3594 I hope you like dragon. 1.2396 0.04379 96 73 23 0
3595 You're late--the knight shift started half an hour ago. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3596 Donald, that's not an apron 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3597 The day we went full metal jacket. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3598 Well then, let me rephrase it: I'm hiring a cook for the shift that works from sundown to sunup. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3599 Honey, where the hell is all the olive oi— ah.” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3600 don't you think you're taking this quarantine thing a little too far?" 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3601 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to bring your iron ware to get ready for dinner“ 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3602 Could you help me out with a can opener?" 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3603 My tweet said ‘tonight, we feast. Meet me in the kitchen at 6!’ not “to knight, we feast.” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3604 If I’m being honest, when I heard the situation I thought you were going to be a damsel,but I’m glad to see a change in gender roles 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3605 Too many days I haven’t been through a metal detector. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3606 "husband's cooking to knight" 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3607 How come YOU get to wear the last of the PPE?! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3608 You’re too late. I already rescued the princess wearing my bright and shiny kitchen apron. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3609 I'm here to slay your cooking 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3610 A divorce! A divorce! My kingdom for a divorce! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3611 They said use quarantine to try a new hobby, not a life-endangering, medieval act of chivalry. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3612 I’m getting the wine, honey. Anything else? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3613 I thought the contest was to cook with Gladys Knight. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3614 Sorry I didn’t realize that can of chickpeas was your uncle” 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3615 I told you: I’m quite serious about courtship. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3616 “I’m ready for date knight” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3617 You’ve done enough, Please social distance yourself from the kitchen 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3618 I’m not your squire for gods sake 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3619 'I'm sorry, but I can't work with THAT kinda plate armour' 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3620 'I was speaking figuratively, but I could really use the help.' 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3621 No more shopping while drunk!” 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3622 I told you I could still fit into it, now make it a big plateful. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3623 stay put, i’ll try to get some toilet paper 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3624 takes me back to simpler times, when all we had to worry about was the plague 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3625 It turned out not to be a costume party. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3626 The whole ‘but I’ll rust’ excuse is not getting you out of dish duty tonight!!” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3627 They fired me again. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3628 'At least you are privileged enough to fight food!' 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3629 Did I travel all these years into the future just to see you burn that godforsaken porridge?! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3630 'Remind me again what is so 'essential' about Medieval Times?' 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3631 'Looks like another Knight out.' 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3632 Annie, my text said '' come for diner tonight''... not 'come for diner as a knight'! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3633 When I said dinner is burning,I didn’t expect such a dramatic response 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3634 Hey, look here, Lancelot—buying a stronger laundry detergent is the least of my problems right now. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3635 Who says cooking isn't safeguarding the castle? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3636 If you can't stand the heat, get out of your armor. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3637 I think my family is beginning to suspect we're stalling. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3638 Please don't ask me for more oil. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3639 I said we were having a night snack 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3640 Home cooking is not medieval. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3641 Dad? Can Jason sleep over? His mom said it’s okay. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3642 Big deal. You should try cooking one ! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3643 Edith, aren't you taking social distancing a little too far? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3644 Despite his partner's assurances, he couldn't help but wonder whether it was really a good idea to cook dragon in a conventional oven. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3645 You said you were here to be my knight in shining armour, but those onions still don’t look chopped. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3646 I told you not to leave the house without a medical mask, not a medieval one. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3647 Nice try Frank, but I'm in no mood for your sarcasm. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3648 Until Mario's opens up again, you'll just have to get used to it. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3649 The deal is, I cook and YOU clean. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3650 It'd be great if you could use some of that 'honor' to help around here. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3651 Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3652 I don't care if you need to get out! Who doesn't? You haven't lifted a finger to help since quarantine began! Just look at this place! 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3653 Fine, meet your friends, but 6 feet apart! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3654 Tell the other knights dinner will be delayed until halftime at the jousting match. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3655 I don’t have time to joust with you about this, Lance. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3656 I'm sorry, but it's time you stopped pretending that you can actually cook. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3657 Social distancing and protective gear is not needed for cooking! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3658 I never promised it would smell good, only that it would remove rust. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3659 I said we need heavy PLATES for the dinner party tonight! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3660 Are you just gonna stand there or you gonna grab the pot roast? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3661 No, I am not using your mace. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3662 Stanley Lack Apecker, I suppose? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3663 But my good knight, why do you need a can opener? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3664 Just don't stand there. Hand me the strainer. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3665 I don't need saving, I need help. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3666 A mask and social distancing would have been adequate. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3667 Smile when you say that, Arthur. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3668 I’d stay and help but I’m off to the crusades. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
3669 Do you look OK? Are you really asking me if you look OK?? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3670 Amazon really doesn't have a limit huh ? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3671 I find it a little more protective than an apron 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3672 You are no Knight..and i am no tinpot dictator 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3673 Am I being detained? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3674 Who would have thought homeschooling to be so much about making history ? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3675 Kevin, I think we should get a divorce 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3676 What the?...Armor up just means “Get Ready!” 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3677 Night shift does not mean what you think it means. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3678 Now try this again, and don’t you dare step foot in this apartment without three sprigs of parsley in your gauntlets. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3679 Does it look like I’m good at opening cans? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3680 'I don't care if you'll rust your gauntlets: grab a mop!' 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3681 You think you've had a rough day? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3682 Thought you always wanted a late knight kitchen. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3683 You must be Lance, the new night cook. You're late! 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3684 Sorry, bud, right now I'm only hiring if you're stainless steel or Teflon. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3685 I'll get some take out. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3686 Just my luck - my knight in shining armor can't cook either! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3687 You could have simply complained about the splatter. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3688 Actually, under the circumstances I think this is probably the best dress code I can think of. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3689 Now, THAT'S what I should be wearing! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3690 You’re here for the Roundtable Takeout special? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3691 I'll clean the kitchen if you'll do the laundry. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3692 How did you know I was new at this. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3693 You're the one who wanted to challenge gender stereotypes, Betty. Go slay the dragon yourself. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
3694 'I've got everything under control, thanks.' 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3695 As if you never had a bad day jousting! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
3696 You're too late, Mr. Knight in Shining Armor. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3697 Okay, I get why you’re mad, but I did technically show up for my knight shift.” 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3698 Yeah, I DO think it’s safe for you to give me a hand.” 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3699 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED YOUR LOSS OF SMELL AND TASTE ISNT COVID 19 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3700 No, we don't have any grails in the kitchen. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3701 I just ordered Thai if you need to modify your dream date night. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3702 I said my cooking skills were primitive, NOT medieval! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3703 I may not be a damsel, but you’re well suited to rescue me from this distress. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3704 You are still doing the dishes. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3705 Can I get some pancakes 😋 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3706 Already told you that’s not the kind of protection you need 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3707 At least I'm trying! But you... 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3708 Late again! Are you going to use that lame excuse “knight out with the boys.” Again? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3709 gimme a couple more minutes and I'll have your Covid vaccine ready 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
3710 You take over, you have protective gear. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3711 Hilarious Gwen, but this 'male damsel in distress' doesn't need any 'saving'... 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3712 'I thought you said taco knight...' 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3713 It’s knights like this that make me rethink investing in a medieval restaurant. Would you pass the renaissauce? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3714 For goodness sakes, why does Cuomo always come on right after I start a big project? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
3715 Yes, it's keto and gluten-free but I'm not putting on that stupid Maid Marion dress. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3716 All we need now is the dragon’s egg... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
3717 Yah? Well, I'm today's knight in shinning armor. Get used to it! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
3718 I was cooking myself a meal, not a Frankenstein. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3719 yes, i know you have to go on a quest, but at least clean up this mess first 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3720 Is that suit Calphalon or T Fal?” 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
3721 I can has cheezburger?” 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3722 Some borscht, some borscht. My kitchen for some borscht! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3723 You want IHOP? Go to IHOP! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3724 Sorry, no tofu substitutes. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3725 No, sorry — the damsel in distress is upstairs trying to seal a multimillion dollar deal. 1.2340 0.04390 94 72 22 0
3726 You’re not providing constructive criticism! 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3727 Well you can tell Sir Lancelot he'll get what he's given. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3728 They were out of milk" 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3729 Bet the food isn't *that* good in Game of Thrones, hmm? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3730 If you ruin the pots, I can recycle the metal. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3731 What’s cookin’ Good lookin’? 1.2333 0.05485 90 75 10 5
3732 What did you say you needed, Dad? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3733 I see you heard the last sous-chef, Chivalry, died on the job.” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3734 I don't have time for this nonsense pal!" 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3735 Really Harold? I said, bring me a napkin not a re-enactment.” 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3736 It can last up to 28 days on metal surfaces. According to one of the sources... So, anyway, I should keep my distance. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
3737 This is the standard-issue homeschooling uniform 1.2333 0.06330 90 77 5 8
3738 Arthur! I said Cream of Tartar!” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3739 I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3740 alexa i said i’m done cooking for tonight, not how do you cook with a knight” 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3741 A knight in shining armor, Linda? Are you serious? The pasta sauce is going to be fine! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3742 ‘That doesn’t count as PPE, Carl.’ 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3743 What do you mean this doesn't feel like a safe space! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3744 Well I went out and got the ingredients!” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3745 Does it really smell THAT bad?” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3746 I told you to wait in the garage, Larry” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3747 When I suggested we dress up for dinner, that wasn’t quite what I had in mind.” 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3748 Have I ever told you the one about Palamon and Arcite?” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3749 Do you have some oil I can use? I’m a little squeaky in the knee.” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3750 Why is cooking dinner for you such a battle? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3751 That's not what I thought you meant when you said you needed to pick something up at the 'Hardware Store'. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3752 Look, mead doesn’t brew in a day and codpieces won’t dry in an oven! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3753 I said I could use a date night! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3754 I said, the dressing is in the armoire! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3755 You are NOT my Knight in shining armor UNLESS your name is Emril and you're here to save dinner... BAM!!! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3756 Before time was invented, I bet setting up Zoom meetings was really difficult. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3757 The New GrubHun delivery Guy 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3758 Are you the one who ordered the Rusty Nail to go? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3759 Don’t just stand there, set the table.” 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3760 I told you already, I am not from KitchenAid. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3761 I’m cooking as fast as I can... I can’t help it if your steed is double parked. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3762 Is this your idea of PPE or are you suggesting I need a knight in shining armour who can cook? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3763 Stop calling me your Dulcinea and just fetch me the Mace." 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3764 You said you'd be gone for a few minutes. It's been middle-ages! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3765 Being a hero by social distancing was just a turn of phrase, honey. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3766 I asked if they wanted a N-I-G-H-T delivery!!" 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3767 What? I need to protect myself from your cooking or an explosion to be precise. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3768 So much for your 'iron-clad promise' to arrive early and help. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3769 Ok, if you vacuum and do laundry too, you're hired. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3770 Okay, throw it down, but then put on an oven mitt! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3771 What do you mean, quartered? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3772 I don't need to be swept off my feet; I NEED you to sweep up this mess! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3773 I told you, I can’t come out and play. I’m self quarantining. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3774 “Job well done! There were too many cooks in this kitchen.” 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3775 I've been slaving over a hot dragon all day. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3776 Dammit Wilhelm! I didn't mean those plates. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3777 No, actually we don't want someone for the knight shift. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3778 no, we're not having roast rabbit tonight. I hope you like chili 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3779 Sir Philip could'n't make it. You're a night light. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3780 If you're pulling an all-knighter you should eat something. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3781 Sweetie, it will protect you from my cooking but sex is going to be awkward 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3782 Oh we're eating this. I don't care how much you like Round Table Pizza. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3783 This roll-play thing is getting way out of hand. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3784 Uh, no, I haven't seen your sword! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3785 No, mead and pillaging are not on the menu! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3786 “Are you sure this Black Plague treatment will work on COVID-19?” 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
3787 Where is your chivelry now ? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3788 What took you so long?!!...” 1.2316 0.04351 95 73 22 0
3789 I know the ambassador is coming, my liege, and as requested, I'm showing off our best silverwear. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3790 Don't you think you're going a bit far? A facemask! Just a facemask! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3791 ok I get it, being the damsel in distress ISN’T easier, now can you please help out here!” 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3792 "I didn't find the apron" 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3793 What are you so angry about? I’ve never heard the expression “ to many knights in the kitchen” 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3794 I said I needed a knife, not a knight" 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3795 What? I found it at a garage sale...and the pharmacy was out of masks. Don’t worry, I sanitized it before coming in the house. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3796 Why don’t you try homeschooling your kids!” 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
3797 Wearing goggles to cut onions is one thing. This is just ridiculous. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3798 Padma’s in a mood.” 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3799 is this where I get a super visor 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3800 So you're sure there's no dragon inside." 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3801 When I said I missed the knightlife this isn’t what I had in mind Terry.. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3802 It’s your turn to entertain the kids.” 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3803 Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. Six feet” 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3804 so you need garlic, oregano, and what? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3805 If you’re gonna help, get yourself an apron” 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3806 Got my PPE... 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3807 Is their room for two in there?” 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3808 Now that you’re back from making the Crusades great again!” 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3809 Come abduct me later, I’m kinda in the middle of something 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3810 I said “It will taste better if you cook with amor.” 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3811 «I swear I trust you cooking skills at 200%...» 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
3812 Thank goodness you’re here, we ran out of plates” 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3813 Welcome to the battleground of making banana bread and trying to survive inside” 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3814 You wouldn’t happen to have a knife on you, would you? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3815 Old school PPE? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3816 Tell Arthur and your Round Table buddies they can get dinner somewhere else tonight. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3817 What do you mean you don’t understand the metric system? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3818 Very impressive. Now start unravelling it. I'll need that steel wool to get this stove clean. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3819 Party ready - once I finish the batch of vaccine and you polish your full-body armor" 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
3820 If you think that suit of armor is going to protect you, you are sorely mistaking. I'm taking the whole neighborhood down with me. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3821 Do you have time to help me doff? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3822 Well, Sweetheart, it’s just a little smoke! Was the full body armor really necessary? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3823 The virus is inhaled, buddy. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
3824 Whenever I ask you to wash the dishes, you get defensive. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3825 No, but I do have some holey kale. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3826 'This take-out business is tough enough..anything beyond a face mask is overkill' 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3827 Do I look like I have time to shine your armor? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3828 If you're my knight in shining armor, you're late! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3829 That's not an apron! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3830 What? You're here to give me domestic skills training from the time of the Black Plague? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3831 You realize that is not an N95 suit. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3832 I'm not going to pour it on the enemy. This is for protection when I serve it to the duke. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3833 I’ve been waiting centuries at the table 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3834 I do, and do, and do for you, and this is the thanks I get? David Letterman's Mom 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3835 A man in the kitchen?? This decade IS wild!! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3836 I don't care about your talents with a broadsword or a mace. How good are you with a mop? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3837 Isn’t the use of social distancing and face-masks enough? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3838 Once again the night in shining armor causes a spill so not to get his suit dirty. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3839 Not that kind of plate. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3840 Don’t worry. It will be fit for a king. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3841 ...Not to mention, you're wearing the heads of mice on your feet. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3842 We can talk about healthy hobbies after the bread is done. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3843 So you had time to shine that armor, but not clean any dishes? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3844 Relax. There's no gluten. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3845 I know I asked you to be my knight in armor—to pop down to the bodega for some ice! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3846 You could have called if you knew you'd be marauding late. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
3847 'Are you microwave safe?' 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3848 I told you we’re out of knives, where the hell is your sword?” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3849 What do you mean, ‘Did you remember the Yorkshire pudding?’” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3850 Hard day Zooming? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3851 Why did I listen to you? You’re not even real!” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3852 I guess we’ve discovered different lockdown hobbies 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3853 I said date night 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3854 I thought it was Chef’s knight out?” 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3855 Oh! So, you can yell at me for not doing my part, but where's your face shield?" 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3856 What a knightmare 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3857 Alexa, send help! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3858 Don't forget the turkey this time honey. You already took 3 hours to get ready again. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3859 Volunteering to do the dishes isn’t all that noble 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3860 I’m going for a walk. Do we need anything from the store?” 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3861 Don’t come back without eggs ! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3862 are you sure that’s what the CDC said you should wear? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3863 Well would ya look whose saving the day now? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3864 Oh hilarious, David. I do everything around here and you can't even put on a mask?" 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3865 No, I don’t have a second apron. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3866 I don't care where you came from or what you did Paul, you're LATE! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3867 I know what you’re thinking, Donna was right: I can invent all the time machines in the world, but I’ll never be good enough to boil an egg right. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3868 That's not what I meant by silverware. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3869 Well you’re the one wearing our only apron! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3870 Where’s the foil Dan!?!?” 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3871 « It’s maybe the plague out there but you’re not keeping it » 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3872 'chivalry in 2020: they're out of flour and TP on Amazon and Instacart, do we need anything else?' 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3873 Okay, I’m ready. How can I help?” 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3874 Be a paladin and pass the salt. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3875 It’s finally time to eat at a restaurant” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3876 Ready for home delivery, sir! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3877 You weren’t the ‘damsel in distress’ I had in mind. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3878 The medieval dinner party is next Wednesday, Bruce. You never listen to me anymore. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3879 'Are you sure you wiped down the food and washed you hands?' 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3880 'No, Frank, you still can't go outside. Stop asking and do the dishes!' 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3881 “I’m sorry, sir. Guests aren’t allowed in the kitchen.” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3882 At least your excuses for not helping with dinner are getting creative 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3883 I said, 'where's my night crew!' 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3884 They said you needed a knight chef.” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3885 Oh yeah! Well, I’m the Knight of the dining room table!!” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3886 If you can stir this for a bit, I'll go find my lightsaber. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3887 Get movin' Lancelot - you're serving the ten-top. Round table at the back. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3888 You can’t expect me to believe that THIS was your idea of a relaxed night in?! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3889 Where's your apron? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3890 You can help by taking a seat at the round table. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3891 Wait, so “Thou checks the roast” meant that I was supposed to do it? 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
3892 I got it. You’re extremely well protected against COVID-19, but how the hell will you eat dinner? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3893 Do you have a can opener? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3894 It's made from scratch... never canned. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3895 No, the gluten in the biscuits was not an attempt to poison his Majesty 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3896 Didn’t you see the sign? Curbside or carry out only! 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
3897 Have you ever stopped to think that maybe I'd like to slay a dragon once in a while?" 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3898 I'm using a hand-harvested,stone-pressed,organic EVOO imported from a country that no longer exists. Why do you ask? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3899 They said you needed a heavy duty cleaner? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3900 And, you probably don't think I get the metaphor! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3901 This is the last time I cook a dragon for you! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3902 This is not a good time to sweep me off my feet. Let's start with a mop and take it from there. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3903 Are you gonna just stand there? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3904 A pot holder would have sufficed. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3905 What happened to all the lids? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3906 Back Off! I'm fighting my own battles! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3907 They said to wear a mask. So? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3908 I don't really have time for cosplay right now. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
3909 I told you, I am done cooking vegan. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3910 Forsooth!! We shall now both be in search of a fair maid. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3911 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely than this mess you live in. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3912 Aaahh..So men are finally working from home now ! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3913 Heading to the bodega. Want anything? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3914 I said I needed you to work the NIGHT shift!!! 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
3915 I told the agency I needed someone nightly! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3916 I don't try to tell you how to slay a dragon, do I? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3917 Guys night in. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3918 Look! We agreed - I learn to cook and you do the grocery shopping. Now get back out there! And remember it’s Fusilli #34, NOT Penne #40! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3919 A tad overdone on the face mask but still keep six feet away! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3920 I'm sorry your dish was cold. We'll send out another. You're at the round table, I presume? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3921 Stop melting down my roasting pans for armor! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3922 Can't you see that I'm too busy to sign your chain mail ? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3923 It won't be ready for at least an hour. Go watch Naked Tilting. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3924 I'm Sir Self-isolation. May I assist? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3925 Really? What, you couldn’t find an apron? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3926 Just get a mask. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3927 I don’t know who you are, I don’t care who you are, just get me out of here now. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3928 The visor will do, but a colander would be easier. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3929 All my good cookware melted down, and for what? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3930 You said you wanted a night to remember. Your words, not mine. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3931 Once in a great while I ask for a little help and all I get is sarcasm! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3932 Table five said their roast dragon egg was cold. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3933 'Relax Jerry it's only my boss and his wife?!' It's the king and queen! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3934 Well, I’m petty good with a can opener 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3935 Why can’t you stop playing with my cookware?! 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
3936 I don’t care, it’s still six feet! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3937 I still refuse to use canned ingredients. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3938 The 14th century called- it wants its gruel back." 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3939 Everything is under control. You do not need to pick up White Castle for dinner! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3940 Someone told me there was a monster wreaking havoc in the kitchen? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3941 I don't care if it's the Holy Grail, I'm not doing the dishes. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3942 I assume you are wait staff? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3943 And I suppose you think you'll also need a cast iron stomach. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3944 Really? Do you need to wear that? It isn't that bad. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3945 You're taking this "Iron Chef" thing a bit too literally. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3946 I'm pretty sure they said you only need a cloth face mask to go to the store! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3947 Yes, thanks for the sarcasm and I hope they arrrest you when you put it back. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3948 Back in the medieval times with the new plague 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3949 You're a little late." 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3950 It's soup." 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3951 “after I get us some toilet paper, I’ll resume my quest for the holy grail.” 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3952 How can you fit so many place settings on a round table? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3953 David, can’t you see I don’t have time to drop your suit off to the dry cleaners.” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3954 No. .. I haven't seen your can-opener 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3955 You said you were getting the last of the ingredients, WHAT HAPPENED! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3956 I already tried that approach Gary. Turns out chivalry means something different these days." 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3957 What do you mean you don't like it? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3958 Gluten-free right? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3959 I said a night off Karen! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3960 I'm just here to say your utility bill went up $100" 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3961 I said: I wish I had an iron, man....do to my ironing!!!! What are you suppose to be? 1.2273 0.06203 88 75 6 7
3962 Well you did say you would ‘explode’ if there was another complaint 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3963 I guess we had different ideas when I said date night” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3964 Work from home dad welcomes home his ICU nurse wife” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3965 You’re my only friend Wilson.” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3966 They say you should try to maintain your daily routine” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3967 You’re really going to go to the grocery store like that? 1.2273 0.06203 88 75 6 7
3968 I guess staying home doesn’t mean safety for all” 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3969 'Yes, I *know* I'm making a mess' 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3970 Did you not read the email about ArmorCon being cancelled?? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3971 Tomorrow I get to be the knight in shining armor. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3972 I'm no damsel, but I'm in distress. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3973 "The oil is not going to boil itself your Knightness" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3974 I won Season 11 of Iron Chef... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3975 No pottage for you...NEXT!! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3976 Ok, got it, I'll drop the knight in shining armor attitude. Will you help now? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3977 That section on my resume about cooking a royal banquet was a bit of a stretch. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3978 No No No!!! I told my wife to make a Craiglist ad for a "Sous with honor" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3979 Thanks, but you’re about 20 minutes late! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3980 When I told you to keep an eye on the oven, I did not mean stand guard. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3981 That's not what I meant by the night shift 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3982 Can't you tell Princess Martha Stewart does NOT live here?! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3983 I'm burning down the house. Do you have a problem with that? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3984 Don't worry, I wouldn't touch you with a 6-foot lance. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3985 I'd offer to do the dishes, but chivalry is dead. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3986 What’s with you? Don’t time travelers come in naked? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3987 I forget. Is it Sir Grub-Hub, or Lord Caviar? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3988 I said that you should wear an apron, not your pyjamas. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3989 Sorry mate, but cooking like that will never qualify for my position. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3990 It's Marinara not Meth!! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3991 Do I look like me Lord" to you? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3992 A real knight in shining armor would help me clean up. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3993 Hey Dad, remember how you asked me to go out and buy a new colander? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3994 so you're the night cleanup man? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3995 After only a mask for the first virus round, the full armor for the second 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3996 Sir, the restroom is for customers ONLY 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3997 Wearing this PPE makes me really hungry. What you got cookin' over there? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3998 You're supposed to strip and shower before coming in here 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3999 I don't care! Either you wash 'em, or you become 'em!! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4000 I know. I know. It's for your own protection. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4001 No, I will not cook with WD-40. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
4002 Tyler was still angry with himself for having employed a figure of speech in his his final wish. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4003 I called for a maid not a knight in shining armor 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4004 You're fired 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4005 I’ve heard how you use the microwave. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4006 I’m just popping out to the market, darling 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4007 Say, that really suits you. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4008 Why doesn't Sir-Zoom-a-Lot learn how isolate while doing dishes? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4009 I'm not sure that the helmet is N95. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
4010 I said, “I’m cooking for tonight,” not “ I’m cooking for EVERY knight!” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4011 I didn't realize an armored sous chef comes with every Iron Chef recipe. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4012 I said "let's get together toNIGHT aROUND the table!" 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4013 It's not ready yet. I told you to come at night, not as a knight! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4014 my knight in sooty armor, perfect timing 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4015 You’re “knoght” very good at this. It’s a lil joke if you see it written down. Like “k,” “n,” “o”... Forget it, you’re fired. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4016 Lance! I said, “ Night reception, wear a suit!‘ 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4017 Just tell 'em it's either pizza or Chinese for the roundtable, tonight. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4018 looks like chivalry went to die in the kitchen 1.2264 0.04698 106 87 15 4
4019 I said “CreuSET’” 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4020 Knight, flicks, and chill? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4021 I thought I was picking up takeout 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4022 I'm not a damsel, and I'm not distressed! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4023 A crusade? Sounds great - can I leave right now? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4024 Where exactly did you get your short order cook experience? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4025 Knight in KitchenAid armor” 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4026 Are you almost done? It’s time for my mid-knight snack” 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4027 So if I add onions, herbs, a chopped up snake, a rabbits foot, and pigeon blood, I’m cured?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4028 I'm gonna take a knight on the town. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4029 You really need to work on how you handle criticism, Dave. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4030 I’m all ready to battle for the last sack of flour. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4031 These are the only clean plates we have left” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4032 ....oooh...and grab a few lemons 🍋 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4033 Want to throw down your gaunlet?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4034 Quarantine date knight stresses me out. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4035 Look, I know it’s unnecessary, but we’re out of milk and I’m not taking any chances” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4036 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a night out” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4037 I was wondering how museum curators work from home.” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4038 Ok... YOU fry the bacon! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4039 They’re asking for you on Zoom, Sancho. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4040 So... Chinese or pizza? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4041 Did you need anything from the store, hunny?” 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4042 No, I'm not fucken okay, Sire. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4043 You expect me to drop everything now that they cancelled your crusade?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4044 What do you mean, "they were out of linguine?" 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4045 After the dragons, comes the housework. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4046 I’ll swap my banana bread for your protective clothing” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4047 No, that’s not what I meant when I said I needed a date (k)night...” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4048 Since when does the governor consider Medieval Times an essential business? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4049 You said you’d be home THIS MORNING 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4050 They said we had to joust for the last mozzarella ball. I lost. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4051 Im too bored to care at this point 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4052 I don’t care how much smiting you had to do today. You’re always late for dinner! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4053 Listen, I may be busy now, but the knight is young! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4054 I respect the effort, but family dinner is more of an *emotional* danger” 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
4055 Ironwoman in your service mylord.You good or need help!!. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4056 I KNOW you're in there! I've seen Ratatouille!!! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4057 OK, Do the flambé... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4058 'I've no time to join your quest, my leige! This meth won't cook itself.' 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4059 Why are you dressed like a chef?” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4060 Don't judge me. You did the same during your pandemic. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4061 Well, THIS is how we win young maidens' hearts now. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4062 I told you this would come in handy someday.” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4063 HERE BE DRAGONS 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4064 Oh Dad, please stop cooking already” 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4065 I know you’re an essential worker, honey, but don’t you think you’re taking things a little too far? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4066 I’m guessing this is not what you meant by ‘spice things up’. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4067 Oven mitts? We don’t need no stinkin’ oven mitts! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4068 « They said PPE is missing... I sure showed them. » 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4069 You never lift a gauntlet in the kitchen!” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4070 Round table, square table, rectangular table, it doesn’t matter. Dinner will be ready when it’s ready! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4071 I ordered Le Creuset, not Le Croisé! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4072 When I said to polish, I meant the DINNER plates. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4073 Are you sure Medieval Times delivery IS an essential business? The tomato bisque keeps spilling on my horse.” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4074 “Armor is good, but flour and yeast would be more helpful right now.” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4075 I needed it for the kababs” 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4076 They only said masks are required” 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4077 when do I add the Clorox ..? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4078 No, you go back to the kids - I have this under control.” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4079 Honey, did you burn the witch again?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4080 'Now I can safely fry some potatoes and chop some onions' 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4081 Do you need anything from Fairway? “ 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4082 No excuses! Fear of rust does not get you out of dish duty 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4083 Kevin, for the last time, I will not use my crushed-by-hand virgin olive oil from the Ionian sea on your medieval fantasy. It's not hygienic at all AND historically inaccurate ! (fun fact : they didn't pour boiling oil from the top of the castles... they poured boiling urine ! Cheapest weapon ever...) 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4084 What do you mean they were out of radicchio?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4085 'No we're not having kale salad tonight! I'm sick of your stupid diet plan.' 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4086 That is not what I meant by ‘Personal protective equipment’” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4087 @newyorkermag ‘The world needs a hero now, Tim.’ 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4088 'Jerome, I've told you, you have to stop calling, this is not an emergency' 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4089 That's not quite what I meant by codpiece 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4090 dude. You’re not wearing a mask. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4091 You coulda told me you only work knight shifts now!? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4092 I find it odd that you are only now taking me up on my offer to go to Medieval Times now that it’s been closed for six weeks. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4093 I thought you said it was my knight to cook 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4094 Zere is only une ‘r’ in ‘amour’, Karen” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4095 There must be a better way, Mr. Mandalorian” 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4096 'Darling, what are you doing?' - 'Is there anything else we need other than the toilet paper?' 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4097 Anyway, what’ve you been up to?” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4098 It sounded like you were waging war in here... I came prepared 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4099 My last personal chef had a cavalier attitude with his PPE. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4100 We agreed to shelter in place together. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4101 I requested 'night' help. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4102 Prithee, be ye the man-sel in distress? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4103 Are we in this together, or not?? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4104 After I slaved all day over boeuf bourguignon to build up your strength in quarantine .. you wasted the day encasing yourself in useless armor that now makes it impossible to eat!!! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4105 Tom, when I asked you to be my kitchen knight in shining armor, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4106 When I yell, ‘Help!’, Jeff, I may need something more concrete than virtue signalling. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4107 For the last time where is the olive oil? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4108 It is not what it looks like! tell my wife that everything is under control 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4109 Since you insisted on cooking, I thought I’d dress for dinner. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4110 I'm going for takeout. Want anything? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4111 The temp agency said you'd be better suited to help in here... 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4112 Let's just order Round Table. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4113 So, you think you're the Iron Chef do you? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4114 You have to do WHAT? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4115 Okay, you get KP duty. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4116 I''ll buy your dragon meat, but only if it has been certified as 'dreaded'. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4117 No, I'm a knight, not your robot. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4118 My mom's is better. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4119 ...and put a mask on before you go outside. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4120 Come on, my cookings not THAT bad! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4121 No, it's not steak again, Sir Loin - it's paella. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4122 I said I am making a DAMN Good Soup!! Not a Pandemic Soup 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4123 I’m social distancing with the only PPE I could find online. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4124 Could you at least bus the dishes from the round table? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4125 Enough, Brad! We get it and really don’t care that you prefer the night shift. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4126 No, that’s not a dragon in the oven. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4127 Essential worker or no essential worker, you'll have to wait. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4128 Silver’ware’! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4129 Help me understand why you think it is o.k. to use all the stainless cleaner on yourself? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4130 It was a knight Bill would rather forget! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4131 Okay, you're right. Chivalry is dead. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4132 For the umpteenth time, no I don't know where the can opener is! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4133 Maybe your PPE has crossed a line? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4134 Pasta again? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4135 Is that Williams Sonoma? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4136 Your armor doesn't look all that shiny to me. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4137 No, not an EXTRA can opener... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4138 I thought its my week to cook 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4139 Were you expecting a damsel in distress? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4140 Get that damn costume off and help me with dinner. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4141 Just take care of the plates of the Round Table tonight. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4142 That last batch of meth really messed you up! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4143 No! I’m all out of Brillo pads. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4144 You could at least have brought the mace. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4145 I'm not going to save you from the evils of cooking. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4146 For what it's worth, I think Art History is interesting, too. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4147 I said I needed help with the NIGHT shift... with an “N”! 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
4148 Sure I'm in distress, but I ain't no damsel 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4149 I was going to bring carrots, but my horse ran out of gas. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4150 'Knight' shift?" "I came prepared. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4151 A cup of sugar. That’s it. They’re there. Their lights are on. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4152 Not the kind of night out I was wishing for, Ron. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4153 I'm glad you picked your battle. I've picked mine. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4154 I knew you would forget the pot holders 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4155 Just because you're knighted doesn't mean you can't help in the kitchen. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4156 Okay, technically, I did say you can dress however you want but this is pushing it. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4157 I know, I keep my distance and I don't forget to wash my hands when I come back. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
4158 Pretend the pot roast is a princess and save it! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4159 CAESAR!! I am not tossing your salad tonight! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4160 OK, OK, I like you new face covering. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4161 Very funny dear. Can you get me the salt? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4162 i guess you're not "dishwasher safe" either are you? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4163 If you want to encourage me to cook more often, sarcasm is not the way to go 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4164 No. You can’t borrow a Brillo. I need all my Brillo for after the dinner rush. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4165 We were asking for someone to work nights. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4166 You're too late. I wanted you to show up BEFORE I had 3 kids! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4167 What's the Assigned Protection Factor for that? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4168 What do you mean “There are some things worse than a pandemic”? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4169 I didn’t see YOU on the Iron Chef! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4170 Yes, most food is acidic however I'm not going to throw it at you, I only asked you to wash the pots, pans, and the floor after I finish. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4171 That's probably appropriate as long as you have an N95 mask underneath. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
4172 Your sword Without haste good Knight - For the onions must be diced thusly ! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4173 Steel is not much defense against boiling oil 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4174 All I said is that I need some more mace! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4175 yeah, thats right! overcooked and overdressed! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4176 This is the most obvious episode of Undercover Boss thus far. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4177 I said "date night" not "date a knight." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4178 No, I haven't seen your codpiece" 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4179 Not everyone has all clad cookware. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4180 ...I never should've searched for a roommate on Craigslist... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4181 Do you realize how much work your contact dermatitis diet involves? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4182 I’m heading to the grocery store. Need anything? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4183 An oven mit would do. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4184 Dude, when I asked you to play some heavy metal... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4185 So exactly how am I supposed to prepare a Dragon Wellington without a dragon? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4186 Sorry, I can't help you. I am with the knight crew. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4187 I'm in too much distress to put on my damsel costume. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4188 Who's the galloping gourmet now? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4189 Yes, Lance, I do tend to anxiety cook. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4190 I heard you were cooking with Clorox. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4191 You don't have to go medieval on me! Was just asking when dinner would be ready. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4192 It’s obvious you don’t appreciate ‘al dente’.” 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4193 What do you mean we’re out of saffron! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4194 What are you? Some ghost from past Stay-At-Home Quarantines? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4195 Surely your jousting with me. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4196 That’s the best PPE I’ve ever seen! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4197 That dragon was my cook! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4198 Curbside only! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4199 That's stainless steel right? Think i could use your shield as a plate?" 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4200 Listen up, Sir Lunchalot, it'll be ready when it's ready!! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4201 Oh, it was too cloudy to read the sundial. Is that your story? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4202 You said it was meatloaf knight. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4203 Why not be inside a gigantic plastic ball instead? 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4204 Honey, I just got back from the grocery store... they still don’t have eggs 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4205 There's no K in 'knight shift,' Gene. Now help me clean up. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4206 I'm off to the store 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4207 T Where's the horse you road in on?? Why do you ask? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4208 'Now who's the knight in shining armor?' 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
4209 Got another one of those body armors, this cooking thing isn't as easy as it seems. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
4210 My cooking is not that hazardous. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
4211 No, it doesn't help. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
4212 Those onions don't stand a chance this time." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4213 This situation seemed to call for the highest level of PPE. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4214 “I thought you wanted me to follow my dreams!” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4215 Alright, you made your point.” 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4216 I just think you could make better use of this ‘found time’.” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4217 Sorry I’m late, it’s crazy out there 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4218 Oh so now you have actual armor to match your emotional armor?” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4219 You still have to do dishes” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4220 They were out of eggs. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4221 I said armoire! Grab the dishes out of the armoire! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4222 Again, Knight suits don't protect eyes from tears while dicing onions." 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4223 Where's my midknight meal? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4224 Oh! *You’re* the dragon” 🐉 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4225 Seems like you’ve got this covered... I’m off to go protest.” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4226 I get it. You're the knight in shining armour here to save my cooking. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4227 That’s not what I meant when I said I’d like a quiet night at home.” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4228 Look, you're gonna need to go out and buy more cream, you'll think that's enough PPE? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4229 Well nice to know that chivalry doesn’t apply in the kitchen 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4230 Need some help? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4231 I don’t care that you put in your order 500 years ago! This is not fast food! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4232 No, I meant the other costume. The one from Breaking Bad. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4233 First rule of the Templar: always follow the recipe, honey." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4234 She said I kidnapped her!?" 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4235 Hey, Dad, have you seen my lance?” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4236 No honey, trying new quarantine recipes WAS a good idea. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4237 it's on you for the next 2 weeks, I went to the supermarket. It's for your protection." 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4238 Next time don't forget your apron! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4239 Ok, I’m ready to help now” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4240 I guess chivalry's not dead 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4241 You may be the white knight she deserves, but I'm the white knight she needs right now. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4242 I knew something was off when I heard the cries of a damsel in distress coming from the kitchen.” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4243 ...So you’re telling me there’s still a plague 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4244 Yes, Gina, your armour looks very cool, now can you come and help me? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4245 Dress for the job you want, Gary, not the job you have. If you want to be the next iron chef, you need to start taking this seriously." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4246 They gave me the full set when I asked for a codpiece so yeah I forgot the fish” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4247 The plague was hard? Try overwhipping your meringue. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4248 I said spend the night lining the larder, NOT knight in shining armor. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4249 But my date night outfit isn’t ready yet... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4250 Wrong era but right costume bro” 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4251 You said to bring my cast iron." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4252 I know you’re trying to be hygienic, but that’s a drastic measure.” 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4253 So is it true what they say about what’s under there? Just cook the damn dragon, Steven...” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4254 Yes, technically, a full suit of armor is formal wear." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4255 Cute, but we're still going Keto...." 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4256 I've come to do battle with the dishes. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4257 I asked for paprika, Jan. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4258 How many did you say this round table seats?” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4259 Why aren’t you wearing a mask?” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4260 Your responsibilities around here didn’t end with the dragon, George. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4261 We are not watching Game of Thrones again” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4262 Maybe it’s safer outside 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4263 I'm just waiting for you to give up so we can go to White Castle 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4264 'Listen, I'm all for unpacking patriarchal relationship stereotypes, but can you at least help with the dishes?' 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4265 'You know what Jerry, it's times like these I wish chivalry WAS dead' 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4266 'Can't you see I'm busy? Get your own can opener!' 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4267 Did you get the cream?” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 3
4268 Are you sure we cannot find any dragon oil online? ...” 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4269 Remember when cooking chicken was the most dangerous thing we did? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4270 Honey, I have a little 'constructive criticism...' 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4271 Nice PPE, Jeff. But how do you plan to ride your delivery bike dressed like this? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4272 Rescuing A Man’s Ego: A Tale As Old As Time 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4273 “Hello. I’m here to work the Knight shift.” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4274 Honey, I need one more hour and so do you to remove your PPE layers and sit for dinner 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4275 The ad stated, ‘someone available to assist AT night’.” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4276 “ pulling the Ladle from my Covid bread pudding will not make you King” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4277 If you have time to polish the armor, you have time to do the dishes 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4278 Ok I'm going now, you got that grocery list? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4279 Yes, you’re very brave. Just get the wine before I’m done reducing the sauce. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4280 Sure, you can trust and parry. But how thin are your mushrooms? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4281 Do you know where we keep the peafowl? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4282 Someone was calling for help. This isn’t what I was expecting. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4283 Aren’t you a little late? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4284 Honey that’s nice but don’t forget, your N95 mask over that metal face shield on your way out” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4285 I thought only women required a knight in shining armor, guess I absolutely do need one too” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4286 Last time you left the burner on. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4287 'Yes. We can sit at the round table tonight.' 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4288 I can’t find my lance. I’m going to the grocery store and I need an effective way to social distance.” 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4289 Are you just going to stand there all night?” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4290 I’m sorry for intruding dear sir, I thought i smelled a fire breathing dragon lurking around, but i see it’s just burnt pheasant” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4291 You are safe with me. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4292 And you said chivalry was dead” 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4293 So we’re not getting Papa John’s?” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4294 Don’t just stand there! Flank the sink!” 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4295 'So the supreme leader has finally sent some aid! Yo Captain America, can you get some bottles of disinfectant for the floors?' 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4296 You’re not a trump supporter, are you?” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4297 Don't you think, you're overreacting this time, my Lady? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4298 Steve Its time we tell your mother that I have been the knight in shining armor all along and You are the man who managed to burn water. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4299 That’s great Lance, but they said CLOTH face coverings.” 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4300 'Quarantine Charades: Robert Burns' 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4301 I said, “I need a gyro, not a hero!” 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4302 'It's just a cough.'. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4303 Come back with yeast or don’t come back at all. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4304 Thanks for coming, Ironman. It's the oven this time. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4305 I didn’t know shipping delays would be a few hundred years when I placed the order. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4306 'I know they said we're at war, and we need protective gear, but not this kind! Now help me clear this battlefield' 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4307 Let’s just call it a knight.” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4308 Let's not be so cavalier. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4309 Honey, when I asked you to be my white knight, I just meant that it would be nice if you could load the dishwasher. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4310 Sweetheart, I see you're finally getting used to my cooking. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4311 I have a wife to do that. Of course, the sex is terrible. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4312 When you’re done ransacking the cupboard, I could use some help. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4313 make yourself useful and mace the potatoes 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4314 What`s for dinner? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4315 Send half of our men to the chopping station and have the rest start buttering the pans. Victory over the fritattas! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4316 NOW you offer to get take-out! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4317 Listen, Sir Lunchalot, I’ll let you know when it’s ready. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4318 Yeah, I get the ‘distress’ part. Now define ‘fair maiden’. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4319 So, I can send you to conquer a dragon or rescue the princess, but I can't count on you to get the f*cking mayonnaise? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4320 I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I need a sous chef! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4321 Get off your high horse and grab me the potato ricer!!!!! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4322 No, no! I called for a NIGHT cook! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4323 I asked for the stainless steel pot! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4324 If you're the Iron Chef, you're way too late! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4325 You've got some nerve to stand there looking helpless when you're made of utensils. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4326 I'm sure your PPE is obsolete 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4327 At this point any shape table will do. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4328 You're rust averse, and can't help? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4329 Sure you can, but first rinse off in the pool - 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4330 One more comment and you'll get boiling oil on your head like your last siege! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4331 Mind if I play through? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4332 You can either help or go tell King Arthur that he can wait. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4333 They’re saying it has to be a round table. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4334 Honey, I told you my corona test was negative. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4335 What do you mean you don't have an extra face mask? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4336 Sorry! My fault you are no longer a knight in shinning armor! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4337 I'm not really sure that this is just role play. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4338 I'm the one that should be wearing the armor. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4339 Stupid Genie, I wished was for a good night. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4340 No, thou shalt not wear shoes in my kitchen. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4341 I know you like your pasta with WD-40 but I prefer olive oil 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4342 I said I need a night OFF. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4343 I said we should go out, but you just had to show off that round table to everyone. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4344 No, Thursday’s out. How about never—is never good for you? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4345 What do you mean, when the pie is open, the birds are supposed to sing...? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4346 I just wanted to make sure your soup wasn't from a can, it had a tinny taste to it. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
4347 Did you leave that puddle on the floor? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4348 For the last time, I don't care what shape the table is. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4349 modern family 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4350 I don't care what King Arthur calls the place, I don't serve pizza. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4351 don't think for one second i'm going to clean the fucking cum out of your armour again 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4352 I don't need the shining armor rescue, Robert. I need you to baste the turkey. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4353 Yes, dinner WILL be ready before your next crusade! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4354 Hey Paul - Galahad said there might be another flagon of mead in here? We’re running low. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4355 Oh great, another late knight!? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4356 You distinctly said: "I'll handle the bouillabaisse, and you take the Chateaux Briand." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4357 I hope that's stainless. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4358 It’s just a stove. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4359 This is NOT the most dangerous thing since the Plague! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4360 My expertise is the pandemic. Can't help you with this disaster! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4361 That armor better be no-stick. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4362 I told you this anti-splash outfit would slow you down! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4363 How many grams in a pound again? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4364 Well, it wouldn’t smell like a pit stop if you hadn’t left your oil can near my cooking supplies! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4365 I know protection is critical, but this is a bit overboard. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4366 Well,then you do it yourself! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4367 O brave sir help! I’m a dude in distress! I need help getting this kitchen to love me! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4368 One look in the kitchen and I thought I would dress for dinner. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4369 That’s basically oven mitts right? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4370 Is that your personal protection equipment for cooking spatters? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4371 So you're in your safe space! So come and help with dinner!" 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4372 Well, at least you finally put your tablet down. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4373 No, I don't have any steel polish! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4374 At the divorce proceedings, they would both describe the incident as a knight to remember. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4375 We live here alone and neither one of us has been outside for three weeks. All I asked was that you give me a hand with the homemade bread... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4376 This is just to smell it, i'm going to need more back up to eat it. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4377 Her Majesty has decided she wants the soufflé after all 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4378 I said, “I’ll see you tonight” not “ to knight!” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4379 Where were you when my wife left 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4380 who do you think you are? the iron chef? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4381 The grocery is out of arrow root, and we’re out of personal protective equipment. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4382 I told you to get dressed for a night cap! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4383 Soot yourself. It's a piece of cod or nothing. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4384 Overboard much, Fred? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4385 My great-grand father thought it never be used! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4386 She's in the bedroom she said she wanted a knight alone. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4387 Did you not get the memo about our new COVID repellant uniforms? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4388 Table for twelve? Round, preferably 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4389 Mead with dinner? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4390 you'd think a knight in shining armor would be the one cooking for me... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4391 I want iron clad cookware not an iron clad cook. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4392 Get it? Because I'm on the knight shift! Haha! Anyway, can you help me walk over there I can barely move in this thing. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4393 At your service, your high mess. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4394 You got a rotisserie attachment on that thing? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4395 You said the virtual Renaissance fair was a one time thing! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4396 Sorry. Not even I can save this. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4397 No problem! I have an iron stomach! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4398 Can you hurry with dinner- the guys at the round table are really hungry. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4399 I thought you meant condoms 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4400 Funny, tomorrow you cook. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4401 Excuse me Chef, I’m the new waiter. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
4402 Do I look like I've got time to help find your lance? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4403 Will you get some canned tomatoes while you're out, honey? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4404 Great—but can you sauté? Grill? Anything?! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4405 Are you done? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4406 Hand me the spatula, Hon. It’s in your left elbow. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4407 Also, butter. And yeast if you can find it. And don't forget your mask. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4408 Forget the gauntlet. Run down some oregano. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4409 Six feet back please Ser Roderick! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4410 Need rescuing? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4411 When you said I do the "dishes" I totally misunderstood. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4412 I wanted you to STIR it, not SLAY it. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4413 No this is not your time to shine! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4414 As requested, I arrived ready to do battle. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4415 Save the theatrics and just inject some disinfectant. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4416 Not a word to my wife. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4417 Do you want to siege or clean dishes? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4418 You sit at a Round Table, but you can't cook a Square Meal, eh? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4419 Not a good time for subtle hints about laundry. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4420 Quick, lend me a gauntlet here, I can't find my oven mitt. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4421 I know they said we are on a silent war but ..." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4422 What do you mean you’d rather have the Black Plague than eat my cooking? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4423 I'm ready. Now how can I help? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4424 Well, would you rather me use the chain mail or the plate tonight?!” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4425 If that suit isn't dishwasher safe so help me God" 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4426 I am going out crusading for a burger. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4427 Hey honey do you like the PPE the hospital provided us at work? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4428 Sally had heard the head chef was a dragon but now she felt overdressed." 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4429 That's close enough. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4430 Since this job already puts my life in danger, might as well have fun while at it 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4431 What do you mean we’re out? I just bought aluminium foil yesterday.” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4432 “This seems like an overreaction; I was just saying that sea salt doesn’t have iron” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4433 “change of plans, Susan, the suit of armor may have worked when we thought the world would be taken over by robots, but right now it seems we are outnumbered by over-indulged sourdough starters.” 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4434 I guess this human needs to be upgraded. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4435 No..I said everyone in the kitchen needs a face mask. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4436 It’s an all in one! A slicer, grater, shredder, pestle, meat mallet, squeezer, juicer and works as a pretty strong apron too! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4437 Covid19 is not the bubonic plague and this is NOT (italicized) 14th century Europe. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4438 I don't care how many dragons you've slain, I'm the boss around here." 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4439 Remember, I cook and you clean 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
4440 How could you forget that Ant,Lanco, and Gweny, are coming for dinner tonight 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4441 I was hoping you had a can opener. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4442 Whats for lunch? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4443 Eggs Benedict! Not Eggs Benedict IX! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4444 No, I did not take your son's helmet. Now go away ! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4445 I'm going for takeout. Do you want Italian or Thai? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4446 No matter how you’re dressed... the round table is not available 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4447 An apron would have worked too. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4448 I think you might be taking social distancing a bit far. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4449 The lady at table five is a real monster. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4450 Lance, thanks for coming over. How many cups in a grog? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4451 What, no oven mitt? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4452 If you need some help, I'm dishwasher safe. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4453 Yes Honey, I'm very impressed by your enthusiasm for finding new hobbies..." 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4454 Even Dr. Fauci says that’s going a bit overboard. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4455 Welcome home son! Give me a minute, I’m engaged on multiple fronts. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4456 No Moris, not a good Jello mold idea. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4457 I don’t care if you are wearing shining armor, it’s your turn to clean! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4458 C’mon Stan, really? Juicer. I need the juicer, not a jouster. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4459 I requested an iron chef . 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4460 This is not what I meant by having a quiet night in. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4461 Of corse! I do all this work and they behead him before he has his last meal. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4462 Yes, I'm a lousy cook, and you're no Sir Lancelot yourself. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4463 M'lord, I never promised your Renaissance fair pals any gluten-free dishes. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4464 Ok. After the smoke alarm goes off, you will come in and start breakdancing. It's for my TikTok channel. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4465 Alright, you’ve made your point! The overnight sourdough starter you made isn’t basic.” 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
4466 I said thanks a lot, not Lancelot! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4467 ‘I tried three different stores. All were out of basil’ 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4468 Damn, bitch, you live like this? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4469 “I’ve already told you I like your new face mask.” 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4470 Some studies suggest it can survive on metal and plastic for as long as nine days, unless they are properly disinfected. Did you shower in disinfectant after the grocery store? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4471 How about you shut up and wait at the roundtable!” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4472 You can't go out with that, the mask has holes! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4473 What?! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4474 I’m here for the knight shift.” 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4475 Yes, I’m aware they have a reservation for the round table tonight! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4476 ‘Tis but a scratch! But seriously, inject disinfectant??? Dark ages here we come. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4477 I told you I needed the oil!” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4478 Ready. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4479 “What medication are you referring to? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4480 Well, we ran out of PPE so I had to go via the museum 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4481 Yes, but to be fair I’ve had almost no archery support.” 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4482 I'll get the takeout tonight 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4483 When are you gonna tell your boss no one likes the themed zooms? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4484 Stop looking at me like that or you can set the round table for one!” 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4485 I’m sorry, I don’t serve anything from a tin.” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4486 Sneeze Guard 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4487 Medallions of hamster? Again?? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4488 Thats not what I meant by splatter screen. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4489 Can you eat soup through that thing?” 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4490 Oh... that’s what you meant by date night. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4491 Think this PPE will keep me safe? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4492 Does it look like I know where your Hurricane lance might be? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4493 You’re not six feet away. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4494 , 'Ah, excuse me. I can see you're busy here. I'd help but...could I borrow a cup of rustoleum?' 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4495 I said we needed a cast-iron PAN sweetheart 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4496 ''Pick the knight in shining armor,' they said. 'He'll be the one.' They said.' 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4497 If you think you’re using the last of my steel wool to clean that thing, think again. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4498 is this six feet?” 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4499 'So, you're telling me that clanging wasn't you setting the table?' 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4500 If you think that armor will protect you from your responsibilities at home, then we aren’t the quaran-team I thought we were Marcus!” 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4501 Triaged armor for personal safety - “I’m going out to buy more butter” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4502 My liege, I have an essential errand.” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4503 Greg, this didn’t work then, and it won’t work now. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4504 Now would NOT be the time to start knightsplaining 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4505 'I have to admit, this isn't quite what I had in mind when you asked if I would be willing to help out more so you could take a 'Knight Course'...' 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4506 Don’t just stand there. Grab an apron! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4507 I think I’m being sarcastic, right?” 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4508 I guess chivalry was another victim of the pandemic 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4509 They were out of parsley 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4510 'A joust? The only way you're winning here is with a toilet brush.' 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4511 Darling they’re saying safe at home... not unhelpful at home. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4512 Can't I eat slowly, in my work clothes? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4513 I may be the one wearing armor, but you're the one who can't ask for help. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4514 Awe c'mon! I asked for a hot plate not a breast plate! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4515 WRONG PANTS, MARMADUKE! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4516 Wild boar is so sixteenth century. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4517 No, I told you, just a mask and gloves. John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 516.404.3360 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4518 Back off. I'm not tilting at anything. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4519 I already told you, I haven’t got time to listen to your tale. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4520 This isn't Camelot, is it? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4521 I'm not gonna play until the kitchen is clean! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4522 (Well, this certainly ruins the fantastical delusion I was expecting from the aristocrats gala.) 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4523 Ah, working from home at knight. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4524 Yes, dear, I already told you, everything is under control! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4525 The virtual tournament’s about to begin. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4526 You should know better. This isn’t the dark ages! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4527 A jousting contest? Seriously! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4528 Tell the King he has to wait like everyone else. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4529 It stopped being funny a year ago. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4530 That's not an oven mitt. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4531 It was at that moment when Sir Perceval realized he took a wrong turn and decided to abandon his quest for the Grail all together. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4532 I thought this job required a knightly cleanup. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4533 Hate to ask it, but we’re out of cream cheese 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4534 My horse is hungry. I heard that you may be able to help. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4535 Go ahead! Open your little mask and SAY IT! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4536 Yeah, yeah. It will be ready in five minutes, *sir*. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4537 I like what you’ve done with the boiling oil. Now let’s try the trebuchet... 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4538 Ok. You cook and I’ll deliver. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4539 But I ‘m on a liquid diet. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4540 This "Night in Camelot" party was your idea, so you go out there and explain that it's been cancelled. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4541 Oh, I'm so sorry... I didn't mean knight-1-1. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4542 Can the sarcasm, Myra. I turned up the heat so it cooks faster. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4543 It's going to be at least an hour, if you're hungry open a can of something! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4544 I said we need a good maid, not a fair maiden. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4545 I ordered a merry maid. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4546 OK Mr. “WHITE KNIGHT!” Why not clean up your armour, then I’ll decide if you can help me in the kitchen! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4547 Honey is that your new PPE? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4548 Dude, your wearing my best cookware! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4549 Hi Hon. Nice outfit, but my concoction will not be that offensive. And did you bring the Creme Fraiche? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4550 Funny, you don't look like a fire extinguisher 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4551 I know they’re telling us to be careful in potentially hazardous environments, but don’t you think that’s taking the personal protection equipment mandate to the extreme? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4552 I'm sure that got you girls in your time - but THIS is how you get girls in MY time! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4553 Unless you're here to mess with me, take a seat at the round table. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4554 ...and you thought my timing was off! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4555 His Tweet specifically said to pour the disinfectant broth straight into the helmet! 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4556 I don't care if it's getting hot in there Phil, you're supposed to stir it constantly! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4557 Like it or not, we're having white horse for dinner! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4558 I told you, I don’t lose staring contests. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4559 I have tamed dragons and armies, and I'm prepared to battle your beef stew. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4560 You're going to starve to death in that get-up 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4561 No, dear, we can't have swordfish again. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4562 Well, if it isn't Mr. Clean! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4563 I thought I told you to set the Round Table? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4564 Your PPE is better than my penne, that's for sure. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4565 Why do you always get into "Heavy Mental" when I'm cooking? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4566 How could the line at the grocery store have taken that long? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4567 Armor-All ain’t gonna protect you in this kitchen! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4568 How many of you around the table? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4569 That's not what the Governor means by full protective gear. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4570 I’m listening 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4571 I said croutons, not crusade. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4572 I ran out of clean pots - could I borrow an extra helmet? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4573 Just because I substituted baking soda and vinegar for baking powder and olive oil ONE time... 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4574 AGAIN you forgot the arugula? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4575 I could have sworn I proofread the ad. Anyhow, can you work nights? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4576 On second thoughts though, I would like to switch places. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4577 In a sense, I'm fighting a battle, too. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4578 Your horse at least helped clean the floor. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4579 Just an apron would work; we're preparing dinner not heading into war! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4580 No, I don't know where the Brasso is! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4581 Damnit Jerry, I said to grab a little thyme for the stew. Not your Medieval Times costume.” 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4582 I sad:'Do your homework and quit this tiktok bullshit' 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4583 OK, Marge, I get it, you think I use too much sriracha. Now please get ready for dinner. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4584 For this I got dressed up and went to Gourmet Garage? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4585 Relax...I'm not cooking with oil. 1.2157 0.04542 102 84 15 3
4586 C’mon I’m not that bad 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4587 Did you remember the scallops?" 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4588 "Look Tom, I know you're trying to be chivalrous, but this dinner is a disaster. I'm going around the corner for takeout." 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4589 Honey, I asked you to find me a KNIFE 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4590 No, I don't know where the can opener is." 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4591 Three Knights of Risotto was your idea, love." 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4592 Can you give me a gauntlet with this? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4593 I know you’re bored but don’t you think you’re taking your crusade to the store too literally?” 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4594 Once upon a timer” 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4595 This kind of a war can’t be won even with an armour. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4596 I wore this suit just in case you attack vegans like me.” 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4597 Sorry, no more clean clothes 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4598 I am the man who will fight for your honor...I’ll be the hero you’ve been dreaming of...” 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4599 Iron Man 2020 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4600 'Kindly tell his Majesty that these days #sourdough takes a little longer' 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4601 'Can I borrow your suit?' 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4602 Stainfull Still vs Stainless Steel 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4603 Sir lance a little help you are! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4604 Nightshades Joseph, I said buy some nightshades. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4605 Thou shalt also help in the kitchen, it's the 21st century! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4606 Knights of the Chefs Table” now streaming on Netflix. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4607 And it was in this moment when Sir Gregor realized his Caviar delivery tip may drop below 15%” 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4608 The guys at the Round Table told me to go find the cocktail... Oh wait! They might have said Holy Grail! It was too loud out there! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4609 Gary, I really don’t know how you can make this about you and your dragon-slaying again!” 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4610 You know that I am virus intolerant! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4611 Have you been standing there the entire time?” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4612 Man, you gotta come closer. This is the only way to kill the virus. We’re going to become millionaires! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4613 Next time you're in a hurry, don't order the artisan gruel. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4614 Look, Dave, it's just a bit of hot oil. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4615 Chivalry at work, good sir. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4616 No, I will not dress up as King Arthur. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4617 Leave it to you to take me literally. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4618 Before you say anything...I’ve always been supportive of your hobbies, haven’t I? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4619 I said I needed a night worker, not a knight worker. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4620 I'm sorry the food is such a disappointment here. Feel free to go back to the Metropolitan Museum of Art! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4621 You think it's easy, cooking with Mead.? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4622 Ok, fine! I'll set the Round Table too! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4623 Don’t just stand there, get the battle-axe.” 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4624 Just because we are social distancing, doesn't mean you don't have to help. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4625 Could you at least lend a gauntlet here?" 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4626 This just won't be the same without the capers. I'm so glad you're ready to go buy them now. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4627 Thanks, it will protect you from the splatter. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4628 I am sorry, ...but we had a report of a dragon sighting on the premises! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4629 Feel's like an Arby's knight. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4630 Role play: Level 100 - Achieved 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4631 If you want to help go find the can opener 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4632 Hmm! Clearly, I should have wished for the genie in a bottle, not a knight in shining armor! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4633 Shouldn’t you have a mask? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4634 Yes I promised to protect you, but the armour is not helpful! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4635 This time, when they come to the door, don’t pour it over them. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4636 So what that the armor doesn’t make you more susceptible to the virus. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4637 You better have washed your armor. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4638 Darling, have you seen my Stallion? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4639 What's your point, Harold? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4640 Thanks, honey, for agreeing to go get the capers that I forgot. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4641 No, I don't have any oil to spare! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4642 I'm from "Bar Rescue, Season At Home" and I'm here to help you. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4643 I’ll take that to go please. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4644 sweatheart, are you sure about making dinner tonight? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4645 I said an apron and mask would suffice, but have it your way. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4646 You do know you can never sneak up on anyone, dressed like THAT. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4647 So you're Sir Cookalot now? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4648 I asked you to order surgical masks, babe. Do you really expect us to grocery shop in that?” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4649 Looks like I got here joust in time. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4650 I said I'd cook one NIGHT a week! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4651 Feels like a fast food knight" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4652 I can dress according to government requirements or Hooters' corporate policy, but I don't see how I can do both." 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4653 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4654 Remember if they don’t have the organic squash, regular will be fine 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4655 The hospital is not going to approve that as PPE, John. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4656 Ok I'm ready to cook the bacon 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4657 Sorry but there won't be a round table dinner tonight. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4658 You don’t trust me?” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4659 I-said come tonight, not as a ... 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4660 Of course it’s vegan. Why do you ask? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4661 Overkill much? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4662 I’ve been burned by bacon grease one too many times... 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4663 I said no to the injection and now I’m saying no to your disinfectant stew.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4664 Guess we're having take-out. You want dragon or giant?" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4665 “You DO remember I’m lactose intolerant, right?” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4666 Good thing I have an iron stomach.” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4667 Can you ride next door and see if they have a whisk? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4668 don't worry, it's stainless" 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4669 c'mon luke he didn't mean that when he said this place is famous for night life 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4670 Uhh while you’re out honey, could you grab some frozen pizzas?” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4671 Have you seen my dragon? I told him we needed to stay 6 feet apart, but I don’t think he knows what I meant. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4672 I asked you to put on the apron Tom...” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4673 "Whaddya mean you forgot the mace?" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4674 So, not a costume party then huh? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4675 who’s watching the kids? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4676 It seems you’ve screwed up royally. They sent me to be your knight in shining armor. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4677 Why are you still standing here? Take off your helmet and put it on the stove. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4678 Dragon again? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4679 Finally, my knight in shining armor has arrived. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4680 Salt, milk, and... I’ll see if they’ve restocked toilet paper 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4681 the big knight" starring Stanley tucci 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4682 I couldn’t find a mask - do you think this will work? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4683 Is all that protection necessary? You’re only going grocery shopping!” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4684 I’d love to help out, but I am afraid chivalry is in fact dead.” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4685 No, Netflix, I’m not “still watching A Knight’s Tale” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4686 We sell Marlin soup. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4687 I told you switching jobs would be a bad idea 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4688 I thought you said we were going out? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4689 “What do you mean they were out of dragon hearts?” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4690 Your wife sent me. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4691 I need you to go back to the grocery store. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4692 "Me ? Overreacting to the mortal danger of your cook ?Honey..." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4693 Learn to fry" 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4694 Nance I promise the vasectomy worked. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4695 Mom’s night off 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4696 I don’t care how cooked that disinfectant is. I’m not letting you inject me! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4697 You already came out of the closet - what’s this now?!” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4698 I’m here from DoorDash. Is the carbonara and side salad ready? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4699 I just sneeze once... Stop making excuses for not helping me with dinner, Susan.” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4700 At least put on an apron” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4701 Ah, thanks! I’d been looking for my strainer! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4702 War in the kitchen or in the Crusades? Please, get me back to my heroic self!" 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4703 You’re too late—the maiden saved herself.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4704 I was being sarcastic when I said I needed a Knight Out” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4705 That’s not shiny enough! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4706 No, honey, I said the other apron is in the *armoire* 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4707 When I asked you to be my knight in shining armor, I didn’t mean it literally! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4708 When I said I needed a night of no cooking this isn’t what I had in mind 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4709 I wore this suit just in case you hate vegans like me.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4710 I thought you couldn't hear me well through the helmet , well done not well gone ! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4711 Who's the true hero now?! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4712 Honey, it’s not a good time for role playing right now 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4713 🙏 "a guru mentioned you'd show up, as the next Avatar, corona-resistant, but tell me: do we humans survive this?" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4714 Night: "I guess the REAL war is in here!" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4715 A knight in shining armour is a man who has never had his metal truly tested 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4716 Use protection, bruh! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4717 Tell me you’re not going to ask Trump where he wants his UV light injection 1.2125 0.06338 80 69 5 6
4718 Stop pushing ‘lanced’ duck, Gary. We’ve spoken about this.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4719 If you got a magnetic personality, why am I not feeling attracted?" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4720 You know nothing 1.2125 0.05539 80 64 11 3
4721 I TOLD her it was HER knight to cook. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4722 The hot, depressed e-girl who said she’d come over if you made the Alison Roman pasta isn’t actually coming, my liege. She isn’t real. The whole thing was a ruse by some podcast guy calling himself — and it pains me to say this, my lord — Da Simp Patrol. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4723 When you try to save money by ordering a cleaning robot from Wish! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4724 'I'm glad you got on your suit, we forgot the damn onions.' 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4725 'Well, show some chivalry now?' 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4726 'No, Sue, I don't need any help!' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4727 And I heard that chivalry was dead. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4728 GO BACK!..I’LL TAKE THE ALMOND FLOUR! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4729 Sorry my zoom call went late.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4730 'What? Am I overdressed?' 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4731 Not the iron maiden I had in mind 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4732 My husband is finally cooking—for one knight only. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4733 How chivalrous of you.” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4734 Honey, for your birthday next year we’re doing take out. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4735 What!? Are you metal? Get the chef outta here” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4736 'Sorry, I'm not really suited to help out.' 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4737 No no no, it’s my knight.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4738 'I get the message.' 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4739 I’m going out to the store. Do you need anything for tonight’s quarantine dinner?” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4740 Don’t forget to add the Lysol 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4741 I might get Coronavirus but at least I won’t get food poisoning.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4742 Have you seen my horse?” 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4743 I know you said this is the good news about the future... now I’m scared as to what the bad news is” 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4744 Remember last time I helped you cook dinner? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4745 Oh I thought you said Camelotized Shallots Pasta” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4746 Knight: 'I see...and you tell ME I don't belong here!' 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4747 'How about to change your work uniform and start helping me, hm?' 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4748 EVERYTIME I make Brussel Sprouts!” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4749 Rust” is not a valid excuse for not helping with the dishes. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4750 That’s some serious PPE.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4751 'Really? You're about three and half years late.' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4752 Extra ketchup, please 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4753 Hey “Tom Colicchio”, we’re in the middle of something here.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4754 You’re telling me you are going for take out?! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4755 Marian, I said I needed my white KNIFE!” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4756 Have you seen my sunscreen? I’m off to the beach.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4757 N95s are reserved for essential workers, Mark!” 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4758 No! No! No! Alexa! I said I need ‘Mi Amor’ how is this going to help? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4759 'I want mine with no garlic' 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4760 'Tell Lady Guinevere that cooking bleach curry without cumin is madness' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4761 Well Chef, if I could’ve found a bandana, I would’ve worn a bandana.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4762 'It's high in iron..' 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4763 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but yeah, words hurt too. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4764 That’s a super cute look for you. Very on trend. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4765 Forget it, Mark! I’m going to pick up a pizza.” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4766 'Should've told you it sticks to metal for days' 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4767 Let's get extinct, damn it 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4768 I am going to the super market” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4769 Ummm...who’s gonna be cleaning this mess? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4770 'I think you're taking work from home too seriously honey!' 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4771 'I'm heading to the grocery store, is there anything else we need?' 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4772 I’d help, but my PPE takes forever to remove. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4773 Do you mind passing me the bleach?” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4774 I hope you like your dragon well-done.” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4775 'Oh, but you don't have time to wash the dishes!' 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4776 The oil was splattering on me, okay!” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4777 Okay I am ready to drop the fries in the oil now” 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4778 that's not N95 certified. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4779 What are you trying to say? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4780 Knight in shining armor? Where were you 10 minutes ago when I started cooking?” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4781 I said 'sous-vide ham omelette' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4782 Are you sure we can’t just order takeout instead?” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4783 Did All-Clad send you? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4784 Back of Lancelot! I can save my own sauce. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4785 Make sure you sterilize it when you come back” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4786 'Hey, where's the can opener?' 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4787 You just HAD to make today's special Dragon Three Ways? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4788 I've been waiting for your help six hundred years". 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4789 Where were you an hour ago? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4790 No, I asked for help on the NIGHT shift. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4791 Wake the horse? I thought you said bake the horse! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4792 May I suggest a wider hearth and some protective gear? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4793 Your mask is fine, but we're out of wipes." 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4794 At least you have a clean plate. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4795 I said I wanted to get a night off. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4796 No, I said, “I need more Armour Treet”. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4797 I was asking for stainless steel! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4798 No, I do not have an extra large can opener. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4799 Honey, I'm gonna run to the supermarket I'm craving banana bread 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4800 Check the basement. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4801 Omelet?! I thought you said 'Camelot'! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4802 Sorry I’m late, Lorraine in HR said we had to bring our own personal protective equipment 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4803 Ha! So you think you can deflect my taunting and abuse?! We shall see!!" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4804 We never eat anything straight from the can! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4805 Thought I’d slip on something a little more comfortable. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4806 "Well I've never cooked a dragon before! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4807 But you said you wanted a knight in... 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4808 No, not a guantlet! A glove! A glove! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4809 Do you think you might be taking the PPE guidance a bit too far? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4810 Care to fetch me some olive oil? My left knee is squeaking. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4811 Your wife said she couldn't be bothered, but she was nice enough to lend me her PPE. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4812 Late again for the night shift 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4813 Knight chef reporting to take over 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4814 Why can't Lancelot host once in a while? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4815 No, I’m NOT making a flambé tonight! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4816 Wrong outfit! I said all hands on deck! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4817 This is the P.P.E. for the home cooking pandemic. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4818 I need a can opener. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4819 I don't care that your armor is shining, I need you to put out the fire 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4820 Round Table, huh? Let me see you deal with a kitchen table. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4821 Yeah, well, chivalry also means helping your partner sometimes, Alex! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4822 OK Katie, you made your point 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4823 Are you what the Manager called the Night Shift? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4824 When you said, "Iron Chef," I guess I went a different way. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4825 Outrageous fortune is going to need more than slings and arrows today. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4826 You can save princesses but not the soup?! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4827 It's not my knight to cook. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4828 Next time, I'm jousting. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4829 Good night, I’m leaving 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4830 Look at me! I am up to my eyeballs in this mess and you want to go galavanting? No! You may not take the night off! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4831 You still need your lance for social distancing. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4832 I said smoke detector—not protector! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4833 Sir Loin! I thought tonight's cut was rib eye. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4834 I didn't want to take any chances since the last ragù incident. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4835 Wrong time. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4836 I got a lot of looks at the grocery store but I kept safe. What was it you needed, again? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4837 For the last time, these are not for dumping on the enemies' heads! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4838 I don't really care how well it transfers heat. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4839 It’s my PPE when you cook. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4840 I said n95 mask ! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4841 So my table's NOT round. Get over it!! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4842 Guardian of whose galaxy? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4843 Bell Peppers and Eggplant?" Nightshade knight shade 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4844 Will that be to go? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4845 don't you think you may be taking the personal protective equipment recommendations too far? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4846 No. This role play thing is definitely not a turn on. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4847 I requested a Fairy Godmother, not a Knight in shining armor. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4848 You can clean your armor in the sink after the dishes are done. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4849 If I'm doing all the cooking, the least you can do is set the Round Table. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4850 You would be my ‘knight in shining armour’ if you just helped with the dishes like I asked 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4851 I need the ladle! I don't care what jewels it's protecting. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4852 while you were getting ready, i went to the store and started making dinner, Mighty. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4853 Sir, I beseech thee... step away from thy stove. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4854 Hey, the coronavirus can live on metal for five days! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4855 I take up the gauntlet, but you’re washing dishes. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4856 I'm busy, Lancelot. Doesn't that suit come with a can opener? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4857 ‘Tis I, Sir Prise-inspection of the FDA. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4858 Honey, I promise I won’t throw knives. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4859 Maybe Domino's pizza tonight for King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4860 I'm hotter than what you have cooking! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4861 Your shoes just don't work for me. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4862 I only wear it when I am cutting onions. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4863 This is the only PPE I was able to find! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4864 I'm sorry. I won't eat that because you are not wearing a mask nor gloves. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4865 Hi. I'm Martha Stewart. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4866 No help without a #95 hospital mask. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4867 That's a start. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4868 Right. I have two minutes to plate the king's meal and there's a TV camera hanging from the ceiling. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4869 I can help you in 72 hours, when the virus falls off my armor. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4870 We agreed, I cook, you clean. I can do without the sarcasm! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4871 Of course it's burned! We used all the Teflon on you! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4872 I am not a damsel in distress--I'm a father in the 21st century. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4873 I don't know why you think there are germs in my kitchen 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4874 Im going to the supermarket, looks like we’re gonna need more food.. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4875 You're not a good knight in shining armor, are you? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4876 I’ve been sent to tell you —you are not using enough ground-up red pepper. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4877 I love to cook. The mead will be the perfect chaser. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4878 Of course this will be on the Knightly news I suppose? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4879 Dragon fire? No, Brisket. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4880 Bug off! Not everything’s served on skewers! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4881 Girl, you’re a hot mess! You’re bubble bath awaits... 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4882 I warned you about not using cast iron pots. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4883 You've never even watched Iron Chef. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4884 I don’t care if you are dressed for a night out, we are eating in 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4885 What do you mean, "I should be wearing an N-95 mask!"? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4886 No, I do NOT need a knight in shining armor! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4887 Figures you'd show up on a knight like this. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4888 You wanted to reopen. I've crapped myself. Who's sorry now? 1.2125 0.06338 80 69 5 6
4889 Don’t just stand there. Do something! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4890 No one has died for being too safe 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4891 Can't you just pretend it's a dragon? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4892 I'm not in a jousting mood right now. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4893 I'm so sorry, Trevor, but my Lady Gwendolyn gown is at the freakin' cleaners right now! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4894 What a mess! How did you ever make it on Iron Chef? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4895 No! I'm not going to wash it before you taste it... 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4896 I'ma history major, Dad. I know about safety. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4897 They don’t make these plagues like they used to! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4898 Look, I know we're out of masks, but that's not going to work in this kitchen. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4899 No, NO I need Aquaman here! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4900 COVID or not, we have to get another roast. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4901 Is it ready for delivery? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4902 Thank heavens, I have an iron stomach, too. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4903 I would have helped you, but it took a while to put on my Personal Protective Equipment! 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4904 That WOULD work great, but all the restaurants are still closed 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4905 Yes, honey. I get the irony. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4906 Table Four says rare on the steaks. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4907 It is ok honey, I got this under control. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4908 I seek the Holy Gruel 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4909 You're the maid? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4910 Respectfully, Governor, I don't care. You SAID six feet. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4911 Why aren't your tables six feet apart? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4912 Are you going to be able to get that food out to the Round Table anytime soon? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4913 Late for dinner again! I guess chivalry is dead. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4914 social distancing is one thing, this is ridiculous ! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4915 Iron Chef enter the kitchen 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4916 Can't use your chain mail until we do clean-up! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4917 Did I tell you I'm a vegan? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4918 No one's breathing fire, but I am being slayed here. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4919 'Cauldron!' I need a cauldron! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4920 How could we possibly be out of oven cleaner?? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4921 Bean soup? I can't eat bean soup, I would suffocate in my uniform. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4922 Mommy, is it you? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4923 [thick New York accent] “eyyyy!!! shit-for-brains!! whaddya doin’ back in the kitchen! medieval times ain’t paying ya to screw around back here! get back to jousting!” 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4924 Honey, I'm not in the mood for time travel roleplaying right now" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4925 What do you mean, ‘Mr. Clean was furloughed?’ 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4926 I see we each have our own interpretation of "going medieval on the risotto." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4927 Chivalry is very much alive—it's haunting Hell's Kitchen. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4928 While you are at the supermarket, can you please buy some paper towels? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4929 No wonder I couldn't find any tin foil! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4930 I already told you, no round tables will be available until we get to Phase II! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4931 I told you not to come to work sick. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4932 Not all of us can come riding in on a horse and that be enough 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4933 I may not be a chef, but I'm certainly no damsel! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4934 I said Armor-Clad not clad in armor! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4935 The least you could do is chop the garlic. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4936 I don't appreciate that look on your face. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4937 I'm picking up a delivery for Castleman. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4938 We're not hiring and it has nothing to do with race 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4939 I hope you brought the recipe. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4940 I said it was kitchen night 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4941 What's the knight's special? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4942 My King has sent me to taste the fare. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4943 What do you mean with "Spanish Inquisition"? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4944 It's what the CDC recommended. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4945 No I won't joust using a culinary implement. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4946 Yes, 'Dinner is coming' and yes, I 'get it'. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4947 Not what I had in mind when I said we’d conquer dinner together. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4948 Your ad stated you need someone for the knight shift. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4949 I see you've lost your horse. What a shame 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4950 I think I've got the pressure cooker figured out this time. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4951 Remember, half the battle is meal prep. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4952 Looks like you're ready for some of my bat stew! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4953 Next week I'm playing the knight and you'll be the damsel in distress 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4954 Take the round table in the corner. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4955 It's ok it's a non-stick coating. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4956 We need to rethink 'I slay 'em, you filet 'em' 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4957 Maybe you should call it a "knight!" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4958 It’s not that bad! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4959 You'll starve unless you brought a can opener. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4960 Okay, I'll buy bigger napkins. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4961 I knew I shouldn't cook asparagus spears. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4962 No, I'm the lucky one...she's a coved 19 doctor. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
4963 What do you mean they were out of capons? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4964 Marcus, you can't keep challenging me to a bake-off, then when your cupcakes come out looking terrible, demand a trial by combat instead. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4965 I'd feel even safer if we got take-out. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4966 I'll let you handle it—I'm a little rusty. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4967 It’s my turn to shop and your turn to cook. Tomorrow is takeout. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4968 Pass me the oil! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4969 Grab an apron, but you're way late. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4970 All day long I cook your food, clean your house, and polish your armor. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4971 When I agreed to be head chef of Medieval Times I didn’t realize the Blue Knight would be my suchef 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4972 No, a dragon didn’t start the fire. Your dinner did. Now, take off the PPE and help me already!” 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
4973 A dragon? What? Where? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
4974 Honey, the CDC just said that it’s required to be fully covered to go outside. Do you think this will work?” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4975 My cooking isn't THAT bad! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4976 So this is how they used to avoid social distancing back in the days? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4977 'Kevin, you're taking social distancing way too seriously.' 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4978 Yes, I also I wish we could go on a date knight!” 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4979 This is what the future looks like” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4980 By the end of this war, you will learn to cook and stay independent 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4981 'I beg you, my liege, leave that drudgery for the handmaiden.' 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4982 It's your knight to make the round table. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4983 You're freaking me out. Don't you think a facemask would be sufficient? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4984 I am not a fire breathing dragon and there is no damsel to save. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4985 When I said let's roll-play"Chop't" did you really not listen? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4986 No, the armor is not for serving food. It's for keeping you safe when you give them the check. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4987 Can you also serve square tables? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4988 Knight and day in lockdown 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4989 Because of Covid-19? I liked it better when it was because you had a headache. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4990 I'm the essential worker! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4991 No it’s Help needed nightly! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4992 I said do you want to work tonight, not to be a knight ! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4993 And you're positive you need me to run out for parsley? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4994 Sorry Chef, we're out of Panko. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4995 I can see how you have sympathy for the lobster, but... 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4996 Well don’t just stand there, pass me the paprika. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4997 Don't you think that mask is a bit overkill. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4998 It does not call for Sir Occasionally. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4999 I'm here to help. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
5000 I’m sorry but you and your damsel will have to wait, my good Knight! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
5001 “An order of soup for the round table”. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
5002 Yes, you're right. The job has changed. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
5003 I know you want to go out, but the armor doesn't fit you. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
5004 Cooking with synthetic oil creates less smoke. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
5005 You douse, I concoct 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
5006 Hey tinman... don’t you have a heart?” 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5007 Gluten-free? Since when? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5008 Richard, where hath you been? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5009 That is just so not the right kind of face mask. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
5010 Sorry, but your food delivery order will be unavoidably delayed. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5011 Sorry you can't stay, congrats on the promotion, good luck at the Academy today. 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
5012 Can my knight in shining armor help with the dishes? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5013 You really are just an empty suit 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5014 I meant I wanted one *evening* alone.” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5015 Well, this is how my knight’s going. My bad, night.” 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
5016 For God's sake David, I said I wanted a romantic NIGHT in" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5017 I'm telling you it was a typo. It was supposed to say one dragon FRUIT. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5018 You can take that off. I already used the deep frier....AND I didn’t complain about the splatter.” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
5019 Did you forget he milk? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5020 We can just get pizza..." 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
5021 YES I used soap. WHY are you asking? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5022 What do you mean ‘they were out of leeks?’” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5023 I asked you to clean the ormer not the armor!” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5024 “but we are six f... I mean two meters apart” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5025 'I'm here to do the silver' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5026 You gotta go back out, I burned the scallops.” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5027 'The difference between your cooking and mine is Knight and day' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5028 'it's the plague' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5029 ‘Screw you Dave’ 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5030 Virus or no virus, you're helping with the clean-up! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5031 This isn't going to boil over well with the king!. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5032 Thanks, but it's too late for my PPE now. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
5033 Mask? I don't need a mask. This is my disinfectant cure. Don't you listen to the press conferences? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5034 Sure! Knight of the 'Round Table' but not much use in a Galley Kitchen! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5035 Sheryl. I would appreciate it if you kept your medieval comments to yourself! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5036 Very funny, dear. Now just take the pot roast out of the oven! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5037 I'm angry 'cause it's your knight to cook. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5038 I said, “it’s my night to cook!” 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5039 I don't care how hard work was today fighting some stupid dragon, help me with the chores or you aren't getting any. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
5040 Armor All, my ass, I ordered Spick-and Span. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5041 From the look of things I'd say my PPE is justified. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5042 Can you run me a knight errand? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5043 Yes, you might have smelled something burning, but, as you can see, it's not the fire-breathing dragon! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
5044 Good knight, Nurse. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5045 Remind me again.. you need onions and garlic? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
5046 The enemy? You ask of, kind sir, is in your hands, Always jumping out of its pan to smite me, Oil! Terrifying, bubbling, painful Oil! I must protect myself from such a pain. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
5047 I told you mate not to watch COVID19 news for too long. Look at what the numbers had made you turnout to be. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
5048 Oh Gerald, my cooking’s not that bad! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5049 I cannot believe you also want me to wash the silverware 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5050 I ugh the my own PPE. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
5051 Yes, you've got your personal protective equipment on correctly, but now you're too late. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5052 Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5053 HA-Ha, I know you're a better cook, but not so good at help... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
5054 Working the knight shift 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5055 That better be dishwasher safe” 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5056 I took the house shoes by the door." 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5057 ‘Armor up, we are getting take out tonight’ 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5058 I don’t even know, bro” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5059 Role reversal's don't always work. Sometimes they burn the stew. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5060 Might as well put this on and get some takeout. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5061 What? You told me to get on the plates?” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5062 So this is why you were too busy to cook?” 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5063 Well I guess I'm going to HAVE to do all the gardening now since you're apparently so busy doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, and caring for the kids. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5064 No swapping back jobs until midnight, you promised me! " 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5065 It's a chaos out there, at least here we don't need a mouth cover" 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5066 You’re the one who said 12th century role play would be sexy” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5067 Where were you 20 minutes ago? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5068 I thought you wanted a midnight snack, not a mid-knight snack. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5069 Did you ask for high iron food? I'm a volunteer! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5070 What? They ran out of PPE." 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5071 Sorry, I came as quick as a I could. How can I help?” 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5072 At this point, I think that would be more udeful inside than outside, don't you?" 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5073 Chivalry isn’t dead — I’ll set the table.” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5074 I’m sorry I’m early, but I want to help. . 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5075 So, I see you’ve read Kitchen Confidential. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5076 Good. Now, did you add a layer of nylon? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5077 I can take out the trash now.” 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
5078 So you really think I will need the cake?? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5079 Could you have at least worn your non-stick armor?!?” 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5080 I don’t care if we’re having shellfish, nor what shape the table is, for the last time: I’m NOT calling our dining room Clamalot! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5081 “I said ‘just bring the mask.’” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5082 Honey did you wash your hands?" 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5083 I told you, I’m working from home 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5084 It’s the KNight95 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5085 Lucky thing I learned to make peanut butter samwiches or we woulda starved to death by now!” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5086 But honey, I thought you said you were working from home today? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5087 You can’t fool me, Gordon Ramsay. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5088 You’re taking this PPE thing a little far, don’t you think? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5089 Dammit Craig I wanted the pasta al dente” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5090 Ok, honey this knightly occurrence has got to stop, this stovetop stuffing isn’t going to make itself. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5091 'Even for teleworking, King Arthur wants you to be dressed as usual?' 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5092 I thought our quarantine cooking could use some PPE. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5093 A splash of Lysol should do the trick, sweetie” 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5094 And if you’d done your homework you’d have known that the dragon will do anything for a cheese soufflé. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5095 Well it’s not like any of us will be able to taste it with this season’s “flu” going around... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5096 Did I tell you Harry and Louise offered to water our plants next weekend?” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5097 Brilliant, that's perfect! Operation Netflix Shutdown is a go. I'll serve up the 'Magic Unicorn Rainbow Bolognese', you pick up the beckoning flute and get in there. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5098 Could you slip the grocery list through my helmet?” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5099 This is ya-ya’s sauce, I told you it would take a long time” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5100 Yes, I know it’s Hell’s Kitchen, but just an apron will do dear!” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5101 I said “help me”, not “protect the land” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5102 How could you think the Met was offering a to-go policy?! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5103 Look buddy, I’m on the front lines now. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5104 I told you, I don’t HAVE a can opener. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5105 You slay me 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5106 'What is clean anyway?' 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5107 “But how are your knife skills?” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5108 I think he’s going through a middle age crisis...” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5109 So that's what happened to all of my pots and pans 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5110 You got this. I believe in you ... 😶 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5111 'Oh honey! This was not what the government had in mind when they asked for a complete lockdown.' 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5112 Day 4856 of Quarantine: Dave verbally abuses the empty suit of armor while cooking a romantic dinner for the two of them. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5113 Where have you been? I called for backup an hour ago.” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5114 This kitchen is looking a little... Baroquen 🥁 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5115 I’m sorry that you burned yourself. You would think that knights would have figured out that metal conduct heat by now. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5116 I thought you said ‘role playing’” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5117 I will get to the laundry this afternoon. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5118 Since we can’t go to Medieval Times for our anniversary this year, let’s do our own show. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5119 No offence, but I wish I had bought the lance too. I mean, what if the lockdown continues one more month? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5120 You’re dimming my shining armor!” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5121 'I'm calling it a day, knight knight' ✨ 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5122 Oooh... You said a night in, my bad” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5123 An apron won’t protect you, try this” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5124 Don’t just stand there Bill, go set the round table 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5125 Just for the dinner...will you be my knight in shinning armour” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5126 Sir Lancelot, we win by staying in 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5127 'Oh I can do this ALL KNIGHT LONG!' 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5128 Honestly, honey, the “shining armor” is starting to get old. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5129 Your reputation precedes you, Chef! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5130 On my night to cook? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5131 Sorry, pal, but all the tables back here are square, too. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5132 We're between wars now so you're on cleanup. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5133 I told you, call me first. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5134 I said to just get a mask 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5135 It's good to see you're wearing your mask. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5136 ...And the charger you rode in on! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5137 Hey man, Lancelot’s getting pretty hangry. How much longer on the serf and turf?” 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5138 The maid sent me to help you cook,sir. My name is Off. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5139 The Round Table is next door. This is the Knights of The Dinner Table. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5140 They were out of garlic. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5141 No no no. Spaghetti NIGHT. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5142 NOW will you get us some milk? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5143 You said a couple of friends, not 12! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5144 An apron would suffice. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5145 Listen, Sir Galahad, your next quest will be right here in this kitchen! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5146 I was joking when I said I was King of the kitchen 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5147 You take your cosplaying seriously, and I take expiration dates seriously. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5148 No, this is not a good time to ask for the apple pips, Gladys. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5149 Can't we just order takeout? The setup here is medieval. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5150 It's about time you showed up. I'm all out of mace. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5151 I’m here to handle the heat. You, get out. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5152 Well, since you're heading to the market then, can you get some marinara sauce? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5153 If I were you, I'd go change into the iron stomach. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5154 You forgot the what? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5155 Aren't you over reacting a little? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5156 That was a refreshing switch of roles. How was it for you? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5157 I don't care what-all you call yourselves or what shape the table is -- dinner ain't ready yet. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5158 You told you were into role play 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5159 Honey, aren't you going a little overboard with the PPE? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5160 I know my cooking is bad but really. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5161 The ad for the squire position said only light cleaning and cooking 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5162 Sorry, but I've moved on to my next social media hit. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5163 So Harry, you think you can stand the heat in the kitchen. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5164 Can you take that off please? I need it to strain the spaghetti and shred the cheese. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5165 No you're doing great babe -- it's just that my aprons are all at the cleaners. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5166 Do you have a can opener, I need to get out of this suit. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5167 Listen ok, I'm sorry Round Table isn't open and you have to work from home but this pizza is harder to make than the cure to the virus 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5168 Yeah, I know....you will try to show me how to cook safely. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5169 My knight in shining armor should know how to cook. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5170 Ok tomorrow you can wear the armor to work and I’ll cook dinner 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5171 Good sir, I find your comparisons of my cooking to White Castle insulting. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5172 You pick the worst times for a covid-19 fashion show. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5173 Don’t just stand there! I need a strainer and your chain mail will have to do! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5174 I think the only thing you really have to do now is wash your hands. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5175 Spare your courage Sir! No measure of chivalry, valor or Knightly rescue can save this Cuisine in Distress now!! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5176 Well, are you just gonna stand there? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5177 We agreed that you would teach and I would cook. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5178 After a long day of jousting, I don’t have the energy to argue with you. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5179 Ok, agreed, no more food fights. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5180 I stopped by the ‘Kitchen PPE’ shop on the way home. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5181 I’m ready to help. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5182 Let me take off this suit so I can look you the eyes. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5183 Really? THIS is the worst battleground you’ve ever seen? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5184 Are you the night shift guy? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5185 Did Facuci approve of this? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5186 I said,"Maybe you should go get a face mask." 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5187 Ok Galahad, if you want to test your bravery try the main course. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5188 So, what is more threatening, COVID 19 or my cooking? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5189 Get out of your play clothes and get to work! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5190 I don't care how much personal protective equipment you wear,it's delivery only. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5191 Blast you Roykin. NOW you show up! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5192 Explain to me how you’re an essential worker. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5193 You're late! I had to start the chili without you. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5194 What do you mean, “they were out of coriander”? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5195 We've both been furloughed. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5196 Hurry! Take something off and help me. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5197 Oh is the odor too much for you? It's a new mead...decided to make it a bit hoppier. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5198 No, I said, could you go get me a knife!? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5199 Of course, I was being sarcastic. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5200 Are you trying to tell me you need a cast iron stomach for my cooking? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5201 That's it! I'm going back to Alexa. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5202 Seriously?! I know it's tough, but this is not the answer either! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5203 Get your own Brillo. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5204 Sorry I ruined dinner. Can you make sure my half has pepperoni? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5205 They warned me about you. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5206 Sir Shirks-a-lot! You're home just in time to not help cook dinner! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5207 I called for a night baker, not a knight baker! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5208 Eating my cooking does not constitute a crusade. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5209 That won’t protect you from my cooking. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5210 I know the dining room table is rectangle, but a round table wouldn't look good in there. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5211 Of course, it will stick to your ribs. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5212 What do you mean you wanted a night out? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5213 I really do want to help you, but I also really love this new shirt. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5214 Get a straw, stick it through the visor, have some oatmeal. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5215 I'm your knight in shining apron. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5216 Lift your visor so I can see that you are wearing appropriate PPE. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5217 If you're expecting a nice big feast with all your favorite foods after you've been fighting in battles with only stale bread and warm water, you're wrong. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5218 Ok Liz...It's time to take the flaming turducken out. You ready? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5219 N95 mask? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5220 I advertised for a FAST DELIVERY PERSON not a FAUST DELIVERY PERSON! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5221 Cute, but useless against Covid 19 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5222 I said help me for the bake sale not put on your plate mail. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5223 How dare you! Do I come to your place and tell you how to joust? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5224 I thought I put the fire out when I slayed it. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5225 Not all heroes wear armor, Fred! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5226 Honey, I'm home! ...Still. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5227 The last thing I need is a knight in shining armor. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5228 The queen says to tell you you suck” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5229 I asked for a KNIFE, not a knight!” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5230 What you're smelling is dead chivalry. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
5231 I have a cast iron stomach too. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5232 Face mask That's all! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5233 'I told you to bring your silverware' 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
5234 I see you're ready for the Coronation. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
5235 What time is it? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5236 I needed that pot for the sauce 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5237 I guess this was Also difficult in medieval times Hu? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5238 Where's your armour? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5239 You've misunderstood 'Shelter in Place,' and that's the wrong kind of mask! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5240 Now I am ready to chop those onions. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5241 Your horse??,, walk,, it's good for you,, ,,where do you think the the stew comes from? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5242 Cook me something with this much protection.” 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
5243 When I married you I didn’t realize you would be a knight in shining armor in the literal sense! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5244 To hell with this, I'm getting take-out! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
5245 Want anything from Starbucks? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5246 I know I call you my knight in shining armor, but this isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for help making dinner.” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5247 Sorry, I used all the cutlery. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5248 Long day at the office. Any idea how much longer until dinner is ready? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5249 wanna go battle corona, outdoors?" 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5250 Listen, Benedict. Someone’s got to save you from the Alison Roman recipe rabbit hole you’ve fallen down.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5251 King Arthur promised he’d reopen the economy 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5252 Another knight of home cooking 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5253 One does not simply walk into Morton’s” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5254 “You slay your dragons, I’ll slay mine.” 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5255 I said screw this NIGHT not screw this knight. Sorry not sorry. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5256 by the smell of that fiasco I'm kinda of wishing I had armor on the inside of my body 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5257 Women In the Workforce 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5258 I thought it was my knight to cook?" 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5259 The pharmacy downstairs ran out of fp2 masks, hon” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5260 Some Knight in Shining Armor you are.” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5261 No, I don't feel bad for the lobsters." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5262 That’s not what I meant when I said I needed more help on the night shift!” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5263 You may not be able to see it but I've already bought enough iron online 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5264 Thomas had misunderstood his Father’s instructions to bring him the Meadow Sages 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5265 “Bad night, hunh? Sorry, I guess I just walked into that one.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5266 I shouldn’t have to defend my cooking! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5267 Forget it honey, I'll just go get us some takeout" 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5268 What do you mean the farmer’s market ran out of cheese?” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5269 That's not what I meant when I asked you to get the steel 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5270 If we had a round table, I would have set the round table!” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5271 If you want the laundry done your way, you do it. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5272 Boss man said I was working the knight shift tonight 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5273 'You forgot the can opener, didn't you? ' 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5274 For just one knight I hoped you wouldn’t complain about my cooking! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5275 How am I supposed to help? Im in quarantine. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5276 I assume that suit is dishwasher safe? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5277 I said “rare”, not “razed” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5278 'John, when I said PPE I meant medical wear, not warfare wear.' 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5279 'Yes, I'm making Sir Loin' 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5280 Don’t just stand there. This was your recipe. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5281 We need to talk.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5282 “if you’re so hungry, why don’t you eat a horse?” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5283 And now you demand a table that is round?!” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5284 Forget delivery, we have to use up those bananas, carrots and okra from 6 weeks ago 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5285 To hell with it.. Going to fight Corona myself!” 😭 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5286 Okay, I'm ready to try your new recipe, honey. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5287 Great times to follow your passion. Huh? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5288 Are you here to save dinner because I don’t know what I’m doing. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5289 There is no way I'm doing the dishes. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5290 Rough day, honey 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5291 You can sit with us ” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5292 Who dis?” 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5293 I am told there’s a damsel in distress. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5294 I’m here to slay the fire breathing oven” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5295 'Sorry, do you have somewhere else to be?' 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5296 . I said press your pyjamas, not dress in armour 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5297 Can you take over? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5298 Sorry, Lou. I was just trying to make soup while taking proper mask safety measures. I’ll stick to video games and laundry folding. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5299 A Latespring Nightmare. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5300 No more excuses, you'll still have to help me 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5301 I didn't mean a REAL battle, but you win. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5302 White Castle is closed so I’m trying my best here 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5303 I already lost an eternity opening that damn lid.” 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5304 I thought you said tonight’s dinner was theme knight? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5305 Can’t you see all hell’s breaking loose, and you want to know whether vegetable oil or extra virgin olive oil is the better lubricant? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5306 Nice face covering, but can ya watch the social distancing? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5307 All I asked was for you to pick up a quart of milk on your way home. You couldn't even do that? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5308 Before this dinner everyone thought of me as the knight in shining armor. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5309 That's not cooking dear... Well, that's not chivalry. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5310 Congratulations! I'm not a Damsel in Distress. I'm a hanker-down Dad in Disarray. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5311 What makes you think I care who won the joust? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5312 Oh yes, there's always another "sacred oath by which you are bound" with you. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5313 You needn't of bothered! Gordon Ramsay couldn't make it in the end. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5314 I don't know! Just tell them we're skipping the starter". 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5315 Why are YOU not wearing a mask? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5316 The PPE is what it used to be. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5317 If you can't handle the heat, get out of the armor. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5318 Your sarcasm won't protect you one bit from my cooking! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5319 WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN THE KITCHEN! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5320 I prefer a knight in a shining apron 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5321 I know you have to eat your dinner with a straw again tonight. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5322 don't you think that's overkill? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5323 I,m glad I’m wearing protection. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5324 It's the grand re-opening. I'm the new day chef, and you're the new night chef, late and clearly deranged." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5325 You cook, I'll deliver 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5326 Bring my horse and lance, I'll be right with you. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5327 The army may need to march on something other than its stomach. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5328 I can save anything but this night’s dinner.” said the knight. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5329 Searching for the Holy Grail in the pandemic? Give me a break/ 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5330 You must stay at least six feet away . . . or what I have will cause rust that may be fatal. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5331 Do you do takeout? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5332 Dude, that’s not what I meant by night helper. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5333 ok, you fucking cook then. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5334 yeah well, I've been Slaying all day in the kitchen, so screw you and the horse you rode in on... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5335 Of course I ‘d like a knight out. You should have asked before I spent all day cooking. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5336 What are you doing? This isn't a castle! I think... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5337 You don't need a longer spoon, you need a lance. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5338 I'm not putting your armor in the dishwasher again. Go tax some peasants. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5339 Everyone is seated at the round table, how much longer? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5340 Come back with King Arthur's flour or don't come back at all. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5341 I asked for a nice salamander, not a knight in shiny armor! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5342 I’m also bored, Phil, but you really need to find a new hobby. Don’t count on me to help you clean up this mess! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5343 One war at a time, eh? I wish! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5344 I’ll draw the butter, you draw the bridge. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5345 I said "another night." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5346 Can I call it a night? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5347 No, thy roasted rabbit and quiche is not ere ready! Go slay some onions with thy mighty sword, my lord! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5348 Gimme a break, at least try it. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5349 I told you that you are only required to wear a face mask! 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
5350 I don't own an apron 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5351 She said your cooking requires an iron stomach. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5352 When you are done with the oven, I'd like to put my head in it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5353 Tell the king that his blackbird pie is almost ready. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5354 No, Derek, I wanted the All Clad Armor saucepan. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5355 We really to think about our third wish. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5356 Need any help 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5357 Wait, how many more knights at the table for dinner? Tell Arthur I need more time! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5358 I’m going to the store, do you have a face mask I can borrow? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5359 GET OUT! I don't have time for these chats with my younger self anymore! I know I used to be a knight in shining armor, but life is different now. I have responsibilities now. GET OUT! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5360 Honey, I don't have time to joust, right now. Go ask your mother. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5361 You're joust in time. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5362 Well I haven't seen you shine in months! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5363 When will you reopen? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5364 Don't tell me you started the Jumanji game. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5365 nice try, but you can still spread it with that thing on 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5366 My ad said "knight in shining armor" I ddint say anything about being able to cook 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5367 All my aprons are in the wash 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5368 SURE! Five more for the 'round table' ? Be my PLEASURE Sire! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5369 This time, Honey, we exchange: I'm cooking and you are buying groceries. Don't forget your mask! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5370 I’ve come for payback! I’m the iron skillet you through against the wall two years ago. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5371 No, I didn't get around to washing your Holy Grail and make dinner! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5372 Goddamit, the can opener's in the same drawer. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5373 Who you calling medieval?? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5374 I left a message to bring the Cascade home, not the Crusade! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5375 Put on your apron and help me please. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5376 I said corona protection outfit not coronation outfit. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5377 The new PPE has arrived. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5378 You're overdoing it. Face mask and hand gloves are enough protection against the Corona virus. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5379 Oh what? You were expecting a damsel in distress or some out-of-date trope like that? We're in the third wave of feminism now. Get the hell out of my kitchen, asshole. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5380 And onions. Don't forget the onions this time. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5381 I really hate "Ladies Renaissance Night." 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5382 It will be more than a flesh wound, if you don't set the table. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5383 I'm with the Knight crew. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5384 I never should have hired an assistant from championrecruiters.com 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5385 UberEats here for pick-up 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5386 You’ll get your helmet when I’m done with it. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5387 Oh, haha. By protection I meant an apron, Bill. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5388 Not funny, Carl ! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5389 Trading jobs wasn’t as easy as it seemed. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5390 You wanna be my knight-in-shining-armour? Pick up a dishrag and wipe something. 1.1974 0.04963 76 61 13 1
5391 Well did you measure in cups or hogsheads? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5392 Never mind the mess, the smell and the smoke. What is the deal with the chastity belt that was delivered today? And while you are at it, kindly explain the gift card. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5393 I don't have an iron stomach so I found the next best thing. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5394 You are a Sous Chef and you will take my projectiles. Take that off now. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5395 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5396 Yes my stainless steel pot is pristine and hot and on the stove. You should have thought about rust and heat before you put on that cheap tin crap to go to the beach party. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5397 What do you mean "It's not waterproof" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5398 This is what I get for taking the knight shift. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5399 This knight can’t get any worse... 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5400 Oh, so suddenly pillaging is essential? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5401 Well this titanic culinary disaster will certainly be A Knight to Remember... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5402 Thanks for offering to help but you look a bit rusty. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5403 And where have you been? You're about 500 years late! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5404 I'm tired of working the knight shift. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5405 No, the fair damsel is not in distress, she just needs her table cleared. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5406 Do you really think is time for knight sex? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5407 I said ‘seven at night’, not ‘summon a knight’!” 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5408 „Ralph, I am not standing in the kitchen all day for you to eat out of a tin again“ 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5409 'Okay. Next, I gotta get into my protective gear and run to the store for onions' 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5410 “Is that an N95 Gorget?” 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5411 Next time, I'll guard against marauders and you can do the cooking. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5412 Tonight, on kitchen knightmares 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5413 That is NOT what I meant by “the stainless steel plate!” 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5414 Ok, Ok, so Iron Chef I ain't 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5415 How can you see in that? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5416 do you want anything from the shop?” 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
5417 I'll order takeout. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5418 'and you still couldn't wear a mask?' 1.1927 0.04785 109 95 8 6
5419 What do you mean you need your "shield"? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5420 It’s not a “cooking dress”, it’s an apron and it’s for protection—you know what? Just forget it. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5421 Rabbit of Caerbannog. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5422 'What do you mean by 'Call me Sir Monella'?!” 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5423 Don't be offended, you are also wearing an apron... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5424 I said chives, not chivalry! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5425 Wow, Christine. You’ve given me the cold shoulder before but never the Cold Steel Shoulder.” 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5426 No, I said, "Where's the silverware?" 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5427 You do your thing on YouTube and I’ll do mine! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5428 Not helping out—chivalry is dead! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5429 Hey dude, I didn't call you. I have things under control here. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5430 My cooking’s not THAT dangerous! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5431 When they said "wear a protective mask & gloves I didn't think you'd take it literally". or I told you I've been tested! 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5432 Oh so it's one of those nights - well you can iron the round tablecloth 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5433 We’re you able to get the garlic from the store honey? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5434 Don't you dare blame this on the Strawman. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5435 I LOVE your Fauci costume! 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
5436 No, I don’t know where the can-opener is. You’re going to have to wait for the firemen. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5437 You can't be in here. Your armor will scratch the dishware. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5438 Yes, well, tell sire that dinner will be delayed. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5439 Not very chivalry from you, honey 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5440 I ordered the caviarly. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5441 While you are out saving the kingdom, I am here trying to save the goulash. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5442 Ok honey you were right, I can’t do it on my own! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5443 Can you julienne?” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5444 I said I wanted a night in! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5445 But armor was in style when we started the quarantine! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5446 Wait, who’d she leave YOU for? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5447 I don’t suppose you’ve got any of ye olde cleaning supplies in there?” 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5448 Oh yeah? You were out pulling a fucking sword from a stone? Sure. You know? It’s just night, after night, after night with your bullshit, Arthur. You’re fired! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5449 a little Lysol please 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5450 What 5-minute-hack is this? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5451 LARP-ing over Zoom again, hon?” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5452 It’s just that it’s not dishwasher safe, hon 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5453 When you decide to cook for your wife and someone shows up to protect her! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5454 I swore I'd always fight right beside you and I intend to keep that promise" 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5455 We do anyone in distress now.” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5456 Ask me ONE more time again if I used ghee instead of butter.” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5457 Add salt to the list 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5458 My knight in shining armor!” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5459 Types on Quora - How do I stop my wife from wearing my clothes? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5460 You’re out of toilet paper” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5461 I don’t care what you put in it, I’m still not ingesting bleach.” 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5462 Stop playing Fortnite and close those cabinet doors!” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5463 Limiting our services to damsels seemed archaic.” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5464 You’re the one that sounded the 3rd alarm with that Chili, Greg” “I’m so sorry, my wife bought an exotic pepper at whole foods last knight.” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5465 Why did you arrive so early 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5466 Armour? I said this pasta would harm her... Tracy is gluten free!” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5467 We can’t all be a knight in shining armor like you, Glenn!” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5468 No, I can't sub dragon for chicken. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5469 Where's your mask, hooman ?" - 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5470 «We had a deal, now do your part and go watch the news” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5471 'Chivalry is not dead! I texted that I'd be late' 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5472 I need 20 pounds of freshly slayed dragon meat for tomorrow, ok!? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5473 I don’t understand, I thought you wanted tonight to be Romantic?” 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5474 You cooked, I'll clean 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5475 Don’t just stand there; hand me the colander! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5476 Running the Renaissance fair online is also work. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5477 I told you Medieval Times at home was a bad idea 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5478 I said ‘Big NIGHT’ cosplay.” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5479 I know you’re worried about her cutting remarks, but I promise my mother means well” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5480 Great. You’re joust in time for dinner”. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5481 “The kids are in bed, the living room is cleaned. Now move over and let me finish dinner, before Mary comes home and finds out.” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5482 aa-aa-aa-choo” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5483 That's not the kind of silverware we needed!! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5484 Ugh, you used up all the tin foil again!” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5485 The onions are on the counter 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5486 and they say chivalry is dead. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5487 No, I haven't seen your chamber pot. Why do you ask? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5488 This was NOT what I meant by “Role Play” 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5489 This was for the grocery store but I guess I need to leave it on. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5490 You're wearing that? Dinner will be ready in 72 hours. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5491 No, not that kind of Iron Chef. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5492 If you weren't so obsessed with your safety, you could help me make dinner. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5493 Reduction, you say. I will try that next time" 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5494 and how would you like you Oatmeal? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5495 The family near Camelot's Carousel ordered another dozen funnel cakes. Oh, and the kid at table seven still needs that birthday song. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5496 None shall pasta. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5497 Definitely not the night I had planned. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5498 Sally, I’m clearly dealing with something here — why are you wearing your coronavirus mask in the kitchen? Jim, I wiped it down. Last Valentine’s Day you said you wanted to be treated like a king for a day. So, here I am. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5499 Sorry, but I’m out of straws. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5500 Ah...wish I could. They opted for 'no-contact' delivery... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5501 Okay, but you'll have to put on an apron! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5502 I'm sorry, Your Highness, I was only trying to make Béarnaise sauce, not summon you. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5503 Mom told me you wanted to fix dinner for the family tonight. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5504 You are such an asshole! 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5505 I'd help you, but they told me to practice social distancing and wear PPE 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5506 No, moron, the silverware is in the antique arm ... oire! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5507 I said we were having cattle... not battle! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5508 That’s not really sterile, Arthur. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5509 That's not what I meant when I said get ready for date night 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5510 My Turn. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5511 Don’t forget to pick up a quart of milk on the way home! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5512 Saucier not Chevalier!!!! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5513 Apron, armor. You choose your protection in the kitchen and I will choose mine 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5514 Helping with dinner isn’t just about showing up for your usual seat at the Round Table! 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5515 Just dinner tonight Julian, no tournament. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5516 The costume party's not until tomorrow. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5517 My armor is getting tight, can you make that low carb. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5518 Is it too much to ask for a little help in the kitchen before your jousting night out? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5519 Is dinner ready? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5520 Good (k)night!!! Next time you leave our dinner cooking unattended while you put your PPE on to take a walk - let me know! It’s going to be weeks before we get our 2022 food ration delivered by Amazon, and we can’t just let it all go up in smoke! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5521 If you keep that armor so shiny, why don’t you give me a hand 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5522 I appreciate you trying, but let me take over now, dear husband. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5523 The damsel was just being sarcastic. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5524 Did you buy the antirust? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5525 You're doing great honey. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5526 Darling, the steel you need is wool. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5527 I throw this on you -- what's it feel like -- more salt? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5528 I’m boiling your codpiece again. What does it look like I’m doing? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5529 I said a night to remember 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5530 Olive oil, ya know wadda mean? Might make youse smell funny, but whatcha gonna do? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5531 I know there's Corona in my chili, but enough with the PPE. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5532 Time means nothing to you, right? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5533 what are you nuts? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5534 I said it's your NIGHT to cook! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5535 I said it need Au Jus! not a Joust. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5536 You couldn’t find a more contemporary suit? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5537 Very funny, but that clink-clink-clink doesn't hide the squeak-squeak-squeak in the kitchen floor. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5538 Do I have to wash you too? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5539 The time machine must be broken again.” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5540 You still don't want my help? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5541 Trust me, my dinner is germless!” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5542 Honey, YOUR love language that is ‘acts of service’. Mine is ‘words of affirmation’. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5543 I'll be needing that armor; this place is a war zone." 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5544 You have done enough damage. Let me take over. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5545 I shall have the heart, please” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5546 What the hell are you doing? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5547 Misogynistic role reversal day” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5548 Look, I don't care what you thought she said, it's not her night in the kitchen ... 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5549 I start to start plating!!! Not armor plating! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5550 Look, it was you who asked for a change in pace 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5551 We are not in the knight’s mess; we are at the knight’s round table. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5552 I asked for a light—not a knight. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5553 I told you, you are only making pasta today! Relax! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5554 You couldn't be less subtle about your opinion. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5555 Sorry I can’t help with the meals and the clean-up, but we’ve really got to stay safe. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5556 I said ‘soup with honor’ 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5557 Heading to the store for dinner, need anything else? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5558 Is something burning?” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5559 I’m still not used to cooking dinner for every knight during this quarantine 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5560 And to conclude this argument: yes, that armor does absolutely nothing for your figure! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5561 When will dinner be ready? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5562 Could you hand me the disinfectant” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5563 I ran out of clean shirts” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5564 Where’s your PPE? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5565 Look, son, I know you’re trying to keep us all safe, but how many times do I have to tell you not to try and help me with dinner with that thing on?” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5566 'hey get out!' 'This is my full body mask, don't worry' 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5567 'Are you too quarantined?' 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5568 I said we’re having étouffée NOT role play!” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5569 You’re the fifth dragon slayer this week... sorry buddy it was just bbq smell” 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5570 Domestic Knighthood 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5571 Oh Jim, here, give me the apron. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5572 All the outlets are in use. Do you have a battery? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5573 No, I'm not making enough to feed an army! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5574 Fine, you can grab the Scotch-Brite 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5575 We're out of plates. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5576 No, a lance or a dagger won't really help me with this recipe I'm fighting, but thanks for the offer. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5577 Stop it! An apron will not make you look fat. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5578 I tried to leave the passive-aggressive tone out of "let's order a pizza". 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5579 I don't think that will protect you against Covid-19! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5580 Is there no honor among cooks? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5581 It's Calphalon, not cauldron! Like you would know the difference. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5582 My face mask just fell in the stew!Are you still hungry? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5583 I said good knight sir! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5584 Your point is taken, I'm not aware of any knights that had COVID-19, but I think a mask would suffice 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5585 What's the wi-fi password? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5586 All you really need is a mask and gloves. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5587 At least put out the chilvaware. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5588 Where’s your Stallion! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5589 You covered the wrong turkey. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5590 Okay, but it's the last time I'll save you like this. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5591 Never mind the mask. Did you wash your hands? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5592 I don't care if you are dressed as a knight. We are serving breakfast. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5593 Round table pizza, then? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
5594 'Hey listen!... Still is probably better than the stuff you've eaten!' 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5595 If I need a knight in shining armor, I'll call for one ! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5596 Enough with the mask shaming and go grab a mop! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5597 True chivalry is practicing social distancing! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5598 Is this the knight? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5599 Tell her no. I’m doing fine by myself. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5600 I told you I had trust issues!" 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5601 I ordered it two months ago, I’m not returning it. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5602 Out knights in shining armor are all over! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5603 Not so shiny anymore now are we 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5604 OK now I'm ready to stirr the pot for you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5605 Where there’s smoke, there’s Sire! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5606 Modern” meat consumption is bringing us back to the dark ages...ever heard of “the plague”? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5607 Did you find the yeast? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5608 They were out of vanilla extract” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5609 Are you sure this is gonna help with your iron deficiency, babe? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5610 I’m not taking any chances” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5611 Where's the can opener? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5612 Wow Cheryl, you really want to drive home this chivalry point, huh? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5613 'We're out of toilet paper.' 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5614 'Don't stand so close to me' 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5615 Margaret, I find your lack of trust in my cooking skills offensive 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5616 I said I would cook dinner why must you always one up me when it comes to chivalry ? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5617 Do you know how to make steel cut oats”? “Duh, I’m an Iron Chef!” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5618 'This, uhhh, isn't really my thing.' 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5619 I decided to rather go out to fight corona than stay in to taste that food of yours. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5620 Let’s not judge each other on what we do for love! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5621 ....Actually, I was looking for the polish. It’s not knight in ‘dull’ armor.” 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5622 I don’t know what’s worse, having to wear this to the shops, or your cooking. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5623 Seriously? Most people wear an apron to protect themselves in the kitchen. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5624 'Fighting dragons? Can't you see my landlord is about to visit me? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5625 You startled me! I didn’t hear you come in. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5626 I think we're out of milk—but look what I found! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5627 Can't you see I need help. This is not a museum. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5628 Let’s go with takeout; I’m all set to pick it up. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5629 No, I don't have a can opener. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5630 My dick sucks 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5631 Oh sure - "To the rescue", eh? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5632 But I‘ve already rescued her! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5633 When I called and asked you to put the Armour on, I meant the chili. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5634 No! Tonight we use the round table. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5635 Crudités. I said prepare the crudités. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5636 Have you seen that can of oil for my armor around here? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5637 Time's up for my role-playing as your vassal, Geoffrey. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5638 Now are you ready to help me? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5639 Why didn’t you remind me this it was our night out? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5640 I should have noticed those jester shoes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5641 So...Take out tonight? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5642 Not exactly what I meant by “investing in stainless steel,” honey. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5643 All right, yes, you were right. Dragon steaks CAN burn. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5644 "Are you the chef from the FOX News Channel? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5645 Fetch your own mead! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5646 Your armor doesn’t look so shiny either” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5647 It’s my hot pepper chili and maybe not a good lunch for you! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5648 Yeah, yeah. I get it. I used to be YOUR knight in shining armor. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5649 'Don't just stand there; fetch me a tureen!' 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5650 Say what?? Do you see any round table here?? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5651 Learning a new skill sucks. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5652 Yes, Dear it's overkill.....!!! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5653 No, keep looking for the spaghetti strainer! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5654 I heard you were cooking tonight. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5655 No, it doesn't promote rust. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5656 Time to attack the dirty dishes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5657 Please, just stay away from the knives! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5658 Wash the dishes! Rust is no excuse. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5659 I see the delivery service has increased their pandemic precautions. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5660 Thanks for the reminder. I'll remember to wear my mask next time. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5661 No, I can't see myself in it, either literally or figuratively. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5662 They said I had 30 days to return it. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5663 Jousting takes two minutes! That gave you eighty-seven to shut off the coq au vin! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5664 Don't just stand there Arthur, call 9-1-1 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5665 No, it’s not hydroxychloroquine. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5666 Cute, but it's not N-95 so why bother? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5667 If I were a damsel in distress, you wouldn't even waste time asking. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5668 The warranty is ironclad 1.1867 0.04911 75 61 12 1
5669 You're looking for the chapel. This is the kitchen perilous. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5670 I am here to protect your wife 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5671 If you've finished your census rounds, help me get this buffalo out of the oven. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5672 Social distancing is sufficient, no need for THAT. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5673 Maybe we should switch back. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5674 No no no I said it was taco NIGHT 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5675 Oh sure, now my knight in shining armor decides to show up. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5676 I told you, if you bring me dragon, dinner’s going to be late! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5677 Fear is the Real Virus 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5678 No, No, I said ,"NIGHTS only." 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5679 Chop-chop! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5680 You forgot the cumin? Some knight in shining armor you turned out to be! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5681 Good joke, sweetheart! but I said I could do it and I am! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5682 Come on Sarah, you're always parading off to go jousting. Can't you help cook and clean up even once? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5683 No, I said “I’ll cook and you iron, man.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5684 I’ve cut my hand chopping vegetables for the last time!” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5685 That’s not what I meant when I told you to get the plates. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5686 „Is that really the best what you could achieve with some toilet paper and glue, Hannah?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5687 Do you have any tinfoil for my leftovers?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5688 Isn’t your new PPE a little old fashioned?” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5689 The time travelers said theyd be here by six i still have an hour Knight:Eastern time i am actually late 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5690 Is it Knight-time already?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5691 At least your steel is stainless.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5692 Well, don’t just stand there, take off your mask and gloves and help me!” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5693 Did anyone bring back a cup that looks like the Holy Grail?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5694 Henry, I’ve told you before, if you continue to overeat you’ll grow out of this one too. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5695 Don’t disturb me, can’t you see I am preparing my last meal 💀 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5696 I’m the knight who says No (to your cooking). 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5697 First time cooking bacon, eh? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5698 Bring out yer dead. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5699 I better call the rest of the army." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5700 Well I hope you and your friends have a grand old Medieval Time at the bar. That’s the last time I schlep home a roasted boar from the market.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5701 I said, we cook our food with Amore” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5702 Now that we're alone... HOW did you manage to be found in their soup?" 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5703 Is it hot in here?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5704 No, Peter. For God's sake I will not make shakshouka for your Insta live audience. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5705 Joust incase anyone ask- tell them it’s personal protection equipment and nothing more! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5706 I have to do everything around here." 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5707 Next time don't be so macho! Just bring me a hare or a pheasant, OK? Dragon scales take forever to cook!" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5708 I ask you to fry bacon once...” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5709 Its a war outside 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5710 This isn't what I meant when I told you to watch Iron Chef Jim" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5711 Aromor: If your free can I talk to you for a moment ? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5712 Oh no, don't throw it all away, it's saturday knight..fever" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5713 I’d offer to help but I’m really more of an ideas knight. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5714 Are you enquiring about the night shift? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5715 Gladiator, this risotto is fucking raw! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5716 So, what’s for dinner honey? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5717 I have it covered 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5718 I told you I didn’t want to visit some museum live from my own house” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5719 You said it was to come prepared 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5720 HR said I can't do 'Casual Friday' anymore" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5721 Do you need an apron?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5722 No, I said this is like Armageddon, not armor-get-in 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5723 That's not what I meant by saying 'lets go beyond standard gender roles', honey" 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5724 I said we could have Arthur over for dinner, NOT your entire office 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5725 “You’re ten years too late, pal.” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5726 I’m surprised and actually I’m more surprised now. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5727 Ohhhh great! Are you here to get me out of quarantine ?! “ 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5728 Honey, have you seen my car keys? I’m late. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5729 Of course it was autocorrect. I was supposed to be a rook. A rook! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5730 It best be Gordon Ramsey under there 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5731 Did you buy that on Etsy?” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5732 Well...are you just going to stand there?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5733 'OK, NOW I'm ready to fry those nuggets!' 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5734 'What do you mean my cooking scares you?!' 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5735 I would've come to your rescue sooner, but it's unbelieve how long it takes to get this armor to shine. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5736 Oh....nightly dinners...... 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5737 Get me some more flour while you’re out 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5738 That thing doesn’t happen to have a paddle attachment, does it?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5739 I said I’d be cooking at home for date night, not date knight. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5740 I think you misunderstood when I told you to buy PPE 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5741 Did you at least get me a matching one? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5742 Honestly—It’s just that I had a late lunch. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5743 'Now when you get to the store, you might have to fight people for the flour.' 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5744 Toilet paper, basil, yogurt, bananas, milk. Anything else before I head out?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5745 Those aren’t the plates I needed help with! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5746 'Great! Another knight in shining armor. Karen, I said I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL' 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5747 L'amour de ma vie” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5748 I need a back-hug, sire” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5749 I figured I’d save the masks for the real knights.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5750 “What time are we FaceTiming the kids tonight?” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5751 Ned, I told you I'd cook dinner! I'm offended you feel the need to play savior! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5752 I’m here to apply for the Sous chef position”. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5753 I hope you’ll like what I’m cooking to knight 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5754 No soup for you! NEXT! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5755 Ready for dinner?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5756 'Okay, I'm dressed. What did you say you needed from the store?' 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5757 What do you mean it’s a battlefield at work? The hospital can’t be that bad! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5758 “Every dollar we saving eating-in, you spend on this ridiculous armour! Those are after-tax dollars you know.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5759 Now that you have your mask on, will you please pick up carry out and save me from another knight of cooking?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5760 Corona, I am your father. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5761 ‘I’ll polish everything till it shines, I promise’ 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5762 Table 4 told me to smile. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5763 Now I have to wash THESE as well!” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5764 Jesus, Godfrey, I told you my brother-in-law was a freelancer, not a JOUSTER, now take this Béarnaise sauce out to the table.” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5765 No, Donna, something is NOT burning! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5766 'You're wearing jeans indoors so thought I'd slip into something more comfortable too.' 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5767 Did you clean the bathroom? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5768 „Is this really the only way you could come up with to protect your favorite sweater from grease?” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5769 'Michael, you never listen! I invited you for some late NIGHT cooking!' 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5770 I have to admit, it turned out better than I expected”. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5771 Don't 'hi honey' me carren 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5772 Be my knight in shining armor,” she said #mynewyorkercartoon 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5773 Yes, I burned the mutton! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5774 'I mean, don't just stand there. Could you at least cut that onion or something?' 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5775 I told you low simmer 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5776 The boy’s knight’s in the kitchen” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5777 'Not tonight love' 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5778 I’ll get the takeout menus, then. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5779 Stop pretending, I’m the real knight here” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5780 Hi honey! I’m planning to go out for some fresh air. Will the dinner be ready anytime soon? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5781 Excuse me Sir, can I help you?” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5782 I’m sorry, but I don’t even think I’m brave enough to try what you’re cooking.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5783 I really wish you would’ve told me if you were going to be late” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5784 'I don't think that's what he meant when he said get creative in finding a face mask.' 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5785 Not what you expected your damsel in distress to look like, huh, buddy?” 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5786 Honey, you weren't supposed to come up for 13 more days! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5787 Not stone soup. This is Gladiator Goulash for brave-hearts of your ilk. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5788 Go set the round table! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5789 No, you won't be able to eat it with a straw. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5790 Pretend it's a dragon and make yourself useful. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5791 Of course, your PPE rusts. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5792 This armor suit is fire resistant proof! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5793 You’ve invited the Lady of the Lake? Hope she likes gruel. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5794 Sorry Sir, the round table is already reserved . 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5795 The battle ax is in the hall closet. I don't know where you left the mace! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5796 I’m in the middle of cooking dinner—fight your own battles 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5797 It may be messy, but there is no personal danger involved. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5798 Honey, I’m still really sick but the kids said I should come downstairs. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5799 Ok...So when I put a quarter in that Zoltan thing on the pier, my wish was, ‘I would like some Great Nights around Ryan’s table.. Not ‘I want some Great Knights of the Round Table!’ 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5800 I'm sorry I threw a muffin at you. But the way you make them, the armor won't help. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5801 OK, Tomorrow YOU do the cooking. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5802 I used to cook like that. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5803 The everyday hero is just as gallant as you, Chad. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5804 Aren’t you supposed to save me?! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5805 No, you can't help! You'll rust. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5806 I asked for a night chef, not a knight chef. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5807 The creators of "Chef versus Knight in Shining Armor" argue over The Food Network or The History Channel but eventually come to settle on Fox. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5808 Where’d you get that PPE? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5809 I didn't mean a literal Knight in Shining Armour! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5810 You're my Knight in Shining Armor! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5811 Just go outside. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5812 Awww! You're cooking again! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5813 It's a turkey, not a dragon. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5814 Your pot roast is medieval. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5815 No, I said, ‘it’s all bubbly,’ I didn’t say anything about a shrubbery! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5816 The stink woke me up from my slumber. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5817 I, the knight in shining armour, have come to save your kitchen. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5818 Ok, Ok. My beard's a little rough. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5819 Just wanted you to know, I still remember that tournament winning joust you had in high school. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5820 Yes, it's your turn to clean up, ha ha, very funny. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5821 I’m sick of jokes about my cooking from rusted-up old battleaxes! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5822 yes I realize face masks are mandatory 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5823 If you want to save dinner, lend me your helmet 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5824 Yes, you’ll need your PPE. I’m cooking tonight. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5825 I'm eating out toknight. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5826 You must remove your metal gloves. I don’t want a metallic taste in my food. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5827 What are you the smoke alarm 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5828 With the parental controls set, Alexa thought you yelled "Want to ship a knight!" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5829 No George, CDC says "6 feet and a MASK!" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5830 It is one of the best masks I have seen but old metal alloys cause the oven to go kaboom when you get within six feet. 1.1831 0.05424 71 59 9 2
5831 Is that my new Michelin Approved PPE? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5832 Who would've thought the new PPE store has a custom tailor? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5833 All I ordered was a mask 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5834 Get lost, Lancelot. Can't you see I'm already having a bad knight? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5835 A can opener? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5836 When is dinner? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5837 Ask your liege where he's hiding all the flour!!! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5838 What makes you think I'm mocking your culinary abilities? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5839 I told you, Medieval Times is closed. Your just going to have to live with my cooking. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5840 First you say a face-mask isn't enough for you. Second you say that you can't possibly help me with your version of PPE on. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5841 Sorry, I'm still recovering from the shrimp flambe´. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5842 Not iron suite, Cast iron SKILLET! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5843 What? Tell your friends at that round table to stop complaining. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5844 Could you pick up the pace? The dining room is getting ugly. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5845 Sorry, dear. There were no hazmat suits at the second-hand store. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5846 No, fighting an invasion by the Turks is not a good reason to be late for dinner! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5847 See, she is Maid Marion, not Marion the maid. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5848 You’re not wearing Covid protection? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5849 I only requested one more night to get this done. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5850 Camelot, this isn't, Guinevere. PLEASE take off that suit and HELP me! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5851 I already told you, I’m NOT using the crockpot again. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5852 I'm all in favor of chivalry, and don't take this wrong, but will you please get the hell out of the kitchen. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5853 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the suit of armor. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5854 Don’t tell me you forgot the mace. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5855 But I thought this was date night ! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5856 I know you are an experienced chef and take pride in your art; but I am the one upon whom the knighthood was bestowed and if I want boiled mutton, you prepare boiled mutton. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5857 Well, well, well, so what do you know, the Iron Chef! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5858 Why can't you just reset the fire alarm? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5859 I thought, you said tonight was cooking knight . 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5860 Why don't you go un-shine yourself! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5861 A real chef isn't afraid of a few burns and cuts! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5862 I cook like I make love." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5863 You know you aren’t the hero I was looking for, even if you’re a knight in shining armor. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5864 Hey man, we talked about this - get your grease fix somewhere else! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5865 I need my oil for the pasta. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5866 Honey, the spoon messed up! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5867 Now I get why New Yorker cartoons have so many knights in them! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5868 Bad news. Arthur's coming for dinner and we don't have a round table. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5869 Oil splatters are not that scary. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5870 My casserole does not require PPE! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5871 I said a can opener,not if you can open the door 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5872 I don't suppose that tin can comes with a wet vac? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5873 You were supposed to be here hours ago." "I thought you said it was a late knight dinner. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5874 Who said it’s their knight to cook? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5875 Did someone call for the Iron Chef? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5876 Take off that stupid suit and start mopping. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5877 What are you, my knight in shining armor, or are you just being sarcastic? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5878 Well, if you think you can stir a vaccine better, be my guest! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5879 Some iron chef you are... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5880 I asked for a night of shining amour 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5881 If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the full suit of armor. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5882 Take off that ridiculous PPE and set the table. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5883 I'm a Knight in shining armor, I never said I was punctual 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5884 I'd love to kick your butt, but I'm very busy making dinner for this group called "The Knights of the 'Roud Table'. 1.1831 0.04623 71 60 10 1
5885 I don't care WHAT you think you might have. I'm tired of doing all the cooking! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5886 I just want you to taste it not take a bath in it. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5887 That is not what I meant when I told you to help me on the night shift! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5888 I said, "put on something suitable not a suit of armor" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5889 Forget it Dave, I'll get the groceries myself. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5890 You never listen to me. I told you “I need help tonight.” I never said “I need a knight.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5891 Yes, the food is burnt, but aren't we taking this social distancing thing a bit too far? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5892 So what's your excuse for not helping out, social distancing? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5893 You can go tell your other parent dinner will never be ready. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5894 They said Mask Not rusty crotch! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5895 Look, Herb, I'm not in the mood for lecture number whatever about all the safety features of a full set of armor. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5896 I said it reminded me of The Big Night, not remand me a big knight. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5897 So? You're learning to cook and I'm learning to be an armorer. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5898 Honey you don’t have to get all dressed up to eat my cooking! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5899 That's not what I meant when I said we'd be having a late night dinner. 1.1831 0.04623 71 60 10 1
5900 For God sakes ... No! I doesn't make you look fat. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5901 Oh and I suppose you want me to shine your armor as well. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5902 I told you, Coronavirus can not be transferred from food! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5903 No, I am not making soup again. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5904 Very funny. That's your 'special' sous chef uniform? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5905 When I said we should consider some role play to spice things up, I was referring to the bedroom Phil. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5906 This is why you always want to use cast iron 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5907 Forgive me Sir Tim, but I just thought I’d help with dinner. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5908 They were sold out of steel wool. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5909 I 'm not sure having the staff dress in full armor is the best solution to reopening restaurants during the pandemic! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5910 NO, The boiling oil is not ready! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5911 Well sire, you joust missed dinner. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5912 I said fit for a King, not a Knight! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5913 Of all the days for the elevator to be broken... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5914 When I asked for a night to myself, there was no silent “k”! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5915 You'll want to iron that out. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5916 Will you pick up some eggs while you’re out? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5917 I’m deliberately ruining your dinner because you don’t deserve to eat good food you piece of shit knight. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5918 No need to wear your face mask in here, we are all in quarantine. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5919 One more time, Rowan, I'm not a damsel in distress 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5920 I fight in battle not in the kitchen 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5921 I said pass the salt 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5922 Do you want to grab my claws? But you have to get your helmet off. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5923 Bigger job than Mr. Clean handles. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5924 Not sure how you expect the diners to treat you on your 1st day as a server? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5925 The enemies at the gate will just have to wait. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5926 The rest of the knights are at the round table. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5927 Nothings changed, I cook, you shop. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5928 All I need, dear, is some fresh garlic from Whole Foods. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5929 When I said "call the cavalry" , it was a figure of speech. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5930 Relax, I'll get the cookbook the next time I go out. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5931 Oh, now you want to be my knight in shining armor! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5932 I'm from the Board of Health. You're supposed to wear a Mask and Gloves when you cook; haven't you been listening to the President?! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5933 It's my knight on. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5934 Given the circumstances its the perfect outfit to wear at this years Met Ball. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5935 You'll need pot holders! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5936 If that’s a copper suit, you don’t need to worry about six feet. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5937 My kitchen is a "knightmare" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5938 You're a heck of an ugly damsel, but I'm here to rescue anyways. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5939 Enough with the insults your armor isn't even shiny. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5940 Well, my holy grail would be getting you to do the dishes and take a turn with the laundry! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5941 Can't you see I'm busy? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5942 Honey, you should relax and accept this whole confinement thing - like me. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5943 Quick - put out your hand - I need a hot plate! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5944 Could you get your mother? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5945 This meal is gonna slay. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5946 It’s just a hilarious misunderstanding of date night. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5947 You don't need to risk going for takeout, I've got this. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5948 Tell the Round Table the rodent shish kabobs will be a little charred but the wolfsbane gruel is near perfect. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5949 Your personal chef has arrived. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5950 I wanted tuna not spam! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5951 ‘Where’s the beef?’ 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5952 I wish I were taller 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5953 I am not wearing PPE Kit made out of Kitchenware!" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5954 It's nice, OK, now do something! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5955 I asked for apron!” 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
5956 Damn it Tony. Joust club starts next week. Can’t you see I got a sauce going here? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5957 'The salad. I meant dressing the salad.' 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5958 Pork Chop Sandwiches! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5959 Could you get me a hot pad. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5960 Every knight! Hmph! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5961 No, I don't need rescuing!! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5962 What I did say was "if you can get into the armoire, you'll find the spices." 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5963 So what if you got the Wüstoff unstuck from the knife block? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5964 I can stand the heat now.” 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5965 If thou can’t standth the heat, get out of mine kitchen 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5966 Let me take that sword from the stove” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5967 'Humans are the real virus' 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5968 'I figured I'd protect myself from all possible dangers' 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5969 I know it seems excessive, I just don’t want to catch a disinfectant injection” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5970 You want joust deserts? What I've got here is total crap. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5971 Please set the round table. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5972 Let me guess -- this damsel in distress can't wait for you to eat dinner, right? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5973 This isn’t the metal tool I wanted. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5974 The Round Table will just have to wait. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5975 We are both the husband! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5976 I don’t know what you want from me. I’m wearing the armor. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5977 It has nothing to do with quarantine and more to do with your pasta alla Roger. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5978 Honey, you went for grocery shopping or comic con? Now quick, help me before I burn down the kitchen. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5979 Tell the King that the blackbirds won't be singing today. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5980 Aren’t you going a little overboard on this coronavirus thing? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5981 Let me guess, you forgot the Spam. Thanks a lot! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5982 When I said heavy metal always helps my cooking, that's not what I meant. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5983 Nice - time to get medieval on this ash! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5984 New frontline attire for front-of-house staff. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5985 I was only allowed one piece of exercise per day so ... I didn’t stop walking 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5986 Her armour of self-confidence slipped away as she ventured out to the supermarket 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5987 I said to you an hour ago-"Good Night!" Now this? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5988 But I was looking forward to dragon burgers tonight ... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5989 I told you before, I don’t have time to oil your joints now! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5990 if you weren’t wearing it, I’d kill you for wearing it. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5991 I'm here for the spaghetti western 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5992 Everything in this kitchen that's encased in metal is a hot mess. And I don't just mean the food on the stove. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5993 One more crack and they'll be no soup for you! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5994 I advertised for a NIGHT- Oh never mind! How are you at conquering dishes? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5995 I'ma get medieval on your hash. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5996 Can’t you see I need help? Feed the starter! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5997 Not now. Stand back. The steam might rust you shut permanently. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5998 Can you give me a hand? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5999 Human Oven Mitt 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
6000 It's Teflon. Go ahead." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6001 one day, armour will find you!” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6002 Look what was on clearance at Neiman 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6003 Jousting PPE is not the PPE I had in mind for cooking dinner. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6004 ...Finally!" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6005 Thanks for taking care of my chores so that I could put on my PPE! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6006 NOT what I meant by ‘Surf and Turf’ week!” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6007 . “NO, it’s not ready.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6008 The can opener's over there in the top drawer, buddy!" 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6009 Your Atkins diet leads to iron deficiency 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6010 “that’s what you did with all the pots and pans?!” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6011 Chivalry is just as messy in the 21st century! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6012 I’m here for my pick up order” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6013 All right, the dishwasher is empty now. Thanks again. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6014 For the last time, he never said it was an original concept. You don't need to wear that every time Tony Stark comes over for dinner." 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6015 knight mare in the kitchen 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6016 I said I didn’t need any reinforcements!” 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6017 What's taking so long?" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6018 Who the hell has time to dress up like the Iron Chef??? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6019 That is NOT what I meant by date night. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6020 It appears love is not the only battlefield 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6021 Bro, can’t you see I’m a little busy in here?” 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6022 Don't forget the saffron this time !" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6023 Two ways to deal with quarantine 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6024 Going to Costco. I’ll get you paper towel?” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6025 Finally! I hope you’re here to rescue me! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6026 For a chivalrous lad, you sure do like to stand and watch 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6027 They told me not to go any closer than six feet and that personal protective equipment is 'highly recommended.'" 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6028 I thought you could handle a little gender role exchange 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6029 I am your knight in shining armor. Need help? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6030 So since you're the one cooking.. is your wife defending the city walls then? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6031 Now, I know you think I’m criticising but I’m not. I just wonder if you need to add some more seasoning...” @pennytay_ this cartoon spoke to me 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6032 It didn’t fit the dishwasher 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6033 what? you again? I told you it's my inner battle!! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6034 Alexa, I said quick bite!' 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6035 Darling, Can you shine my armor before i leave? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6036 Isn’t that a little much for a mid-knight snack? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6037 Ralph realizes he will never measure up to his wife's Covid-19 protective measures 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6038 Not toknight 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6039 How did Elton John even know Tony Danza would be famous when he wrote that song? Anyway, I’m glad it saved the tour” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6040 Not now, David 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6041 Don’t forget to check for toilet tissue at the store, Irma. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6042 'Vinnie, dont put too many onions in the sauce' 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6043 Any chance you got a socially-distanced round table available? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6044 Honey, I understand you’re Joan of Arc-ansas, but try being Father of 3 kids with 5 different food allergies! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6045 This is to protect myself from your mess, not the virus.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6046 'That's not what I meant by wartime canning, George.' 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6047 I must’ve left my culinary degree in my other pair of pants 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6048 'To many knights in the kitchen' . 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6049 Do you want me to click a picture? Quarantine chefs needs to be instagrammed. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6050 I don’t need a hero, I’ve got this under control 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6051 Can Sir Lancelot stay for dinner? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6052 Thy wife be killin' ye 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6053 Wife in Corona Armor 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6054 How’d your LARP Zoom go?” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6055 Pass me the sword honey. These avacados aren't cut properly. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6056 “I invented time travel.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6057 Again, your middle age crisis won’t keep you from helping around with house shores. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6058 Dammit Lancelot, it’s supposed to be your turn to work at the round table- can’t I just have a moment alone in here?” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6059 . “Did you make such a mess at the Cruzades?” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6060 Tell King Arthur dinner is almost ready 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6061 Okay, Bethany. I’ll say it! Your my Knight in shining armor! Now please, help me fix this dinner before my boss comes over” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6062 The wedding was canceled, but I’m still the maid of honor. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
6063 That's it. No more Outlander for you! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6064 'Well MAYBE if you didnt spend all of quarantine in the craft room we wouldn't be in this mess, Igor! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6065 Is that what you're wearing for dinner? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6066 Apologies for my tardiness. Yellow Brick Rd. was closed... construction season. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6067 I'm from the virus police. Do you mind if I take your temperature 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6068 I already told you, I haven't seen your horse. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6069 Are you going to serve customers or just stand there with your fancy PPE? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
6070 Midknight snack 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6071 Should I try jousting? Let's not go there! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6072 Why do you always get to play with the kids? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6073 It's my new recipe. I call it 'the Knight chicken soup' 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6074 No, you can't help. Chivalry is dead. And so is dinner. Just go set the table or something. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6075 Killed two dragons, saved one damsel, and you can't lift a finger to help me in the kitchen?!?!? I guess your vows were a metaphor? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6076 What do you mean by “They said it, ‘It isn’t medium rare!’” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6077 OK - I made a mistake, I should have chosen changing the diapers. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6078 I know it's a mess, but I, for one, am tired of eating out of a can. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6079 Shine the dishes- won't ya? Times have changed. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6080 First you HAD to have a round table. Now you're saying the tapenade is too salty? Wow, just wow. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6081 Perhaps you could start by expanding your repertoire beyond buying ice and slicing limes. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6082 After you eat this, you’ll be slim enough to get the armor back off. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6083 Did she leave you, too? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6084 Before you ask, I needed it for the rotisserie.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6085 It it's stainless, you're hired! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6086 Well... I guess we've all developed our own ways of coping with this quarantine. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6087 You asked for me? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6088 I said "Can I get four cups of flour..." not "cum on the floor in armor" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6089 Now go rescue us a maid somewhere. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6090 Sorry to disturb you, chef. Have you seen my N95? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6091 I'm just not sure whether "rusting" is covered by New York State Workers Compensation. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6092 They take safe distancing seriously at the round table. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6093 The Hound, the Mountain—who cares? Just give me a hand, for crying out loud! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6094 You're right hun', I should rethink acting as a career. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6095 You know it was your knight to cook 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6096 You have to order on line. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6097 Really? Going to the grocery store? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6098 Very funny Galahad. Put your apron back on. Order up! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6099 Is there anything else you need from the store? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6100 Seriously, Deb, can't a husband cook for his wife without the ridicule? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6101 I was screaming for Robert! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6102 Close the restaurants and guys like you create unforeseen consequences. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6103 I'm here for gourmet knight" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6104 Your social distancing and protective gear won't flatten the curve of this cooking disaster! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6105 Relax, the knight shift's here. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6106 Should’ve learnt to cook before shit hit the fan 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6107 Well, at least some of us had a good knight. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6108 Well find something else to wear to the joust, I need it. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6109 I asked for salt 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6110 Can you save me the heart? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6111 Sorry I'm late - where do you want me? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6112 So you think. I was once her knight in shining armor. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6113 Listen buddy, this is what being a knight in shining armor looks like these days. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6114 I hope it's stainless steel. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6115 honey, you done cooking? I'd like to take off my ppe 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6116 All I wanted was a nice night in, but no, you had to take it to the next level. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6117 So where did you hear about our porridge and gruel? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6118 Look, it’s heroine. You don’t need some fancy protective equipment like that. That’s meth you’re thinking of. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
6119 I think you are carrying this PPE requiremt overboard. But go ahead, be rhe hero. Leave me with all the housework. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6120 Thanks for the offer of help, but is that Teflon you're wearing? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6121 Bubble, bubble, boil and trouble, Sir Maskalot. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6122 Servers wear a full Windsor. As in, the knot on your tie. Not a full Windsor Castle 16th Century suit of armor. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6123 We should have gone for the masks on eBay. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6124 You're in a high-risk group. So yes, you do need more protective gear than I do. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6125 Don’t make it too rare to too well-done. I prefer medieval. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6126 Perhaps your face mask maker got carried away. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
6127 Er, I think you misheard the night shift. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6128 Is it a bad knight to tell you we are out of toilet paper? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6129 Oh, hi Mr. President Trump. Yes, that is very stable genius of you to think of a suit of armor to protect yourself from heat conduction. Please, take over for me. Enjoy. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6130 I need Hamburger Helper not Armor All! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
6131 You wanted me to cook dinner, I'm cooking dinner. The sarcasm is not appreciated." 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6132 Frankly I don't care where your King Arthur sits. I leave the roundtable arrangement up to you! 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
6133 It appears you CAN take the heat so stay and get to work 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
6134 I’m fine. I don’t need a knight in shining armor. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6135 I'm sorry, I don't have a screwdriver 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6136 Mr. Clean was busy so they sent me, the Knight in Shining Armour. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6137 I suppose you're here to save the day, eh? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6138 I'm too busy to disinfect and open your mail. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6139 Okay, now go to the store would ya? I need to finish this roux! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6140 Hey, I don't criticize how you set the Round Table 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6141 Sure! The joust went overtime 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6142 Whaddya mean where are my gloves and face mask? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6143 Ah, good, you're here. Would you mind getting the mop out of the little closet over there? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6144 I don't think that qualifies as PPE gear! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6145 My cooking may not be the best, but servers wearing PPE outfits from the Middle Ages is a little over the top. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
6146 We have a round table- work from there. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
6147 You just had to forget something from the store!” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6148 When they said report to the mess hall, they weren’t kidding 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6149 Well it's about time you arrived! The world isn't going to save itself. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6150 Well, multitasking was never my strong suit. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
6151 Ya, the round table's in the foyer. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6152 I don't think that you need PPE to protect you from my cooking! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6153 Have you per chance seen a damsel in distress anywhere? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
6154 Honey, I understand we've talked about gender-neutral roles. But I just don't think a knight in shining armor is going to do the trick right now. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
6155 „Make it bland, I don’t know spices” 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
6156 'Come on! You know how many bad 'help me in the kitchen' captions that will garner? Go change!' 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6157 I said ‘Come to the kitchen in your nightgown,’ not “knight-gown.” 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
6158 We serve dinner tonite NOT to Knight- or at least have some shining armor and I'll reflect on it... 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
6159 I told you I’d have it ready by the time you needed to leave for knight school 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
6160 Don’t get takeout—I promise I have dinner under control. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6161 So NOW you want to help? You’re never here when I need you! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6162 That’s not how we did it in my days! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6163 Don’t worry, it’s Gluten Free 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6164 It said everyday ingredients, go and look for dragon nails" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6165 Damn it, you made me spill the beans, again.” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6166 I thought we were getting takeout." 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6167 Table number three ordered the chicken consommé and the beef ragu 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6168 While you’re at it, would you mind finding me the can opener?” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6169 Jeff-'Hey what's cooking?' Dan-'Nothing fancy, just a delicious combination of my emotionals. Do you want some? ' Jeff-' Yeah, why do you think I got all dressed up?' 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6170 'Stop that, let's get crazy!' 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6171 I am at least going to still be a part of this family!” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6172 Should I bring my sword?” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6173 Jarvis: Sir, your armor is fully charged. Tony: Not going to grocery shipping Jarvis. Not now. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6174 My cooking isn’t that toxic. Save this PPE for another day 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6175 I’m almost finished. Can you please set the round table? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6176 So saving the day is just a fairy tale? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6177 After all this you want to go out to dinner! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6178 How are you going to eat my home-cooked meal in that outfit? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6179 Help. Where have you been? Don't tell me. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6180 When i asked for dragon meat, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6181 What are you doing back here? I know it's "carry out! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6182 This version of the odd couple is definitely a knight and day difference. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6183 They said face. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6184 I already told you Lisa is cutting the cake. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6185 Are you dishwasher safe? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6186 What do you think? Amazon was was out of N95 masks so I ordered this suit of armor instead... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6187 I'll only agree to wearing a mask ! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6188 The new series of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Knightmares has a twist 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6189 I'm still going to ask you to wash the dishes. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6190 That's not even suitable PPE. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6191 Not now, my Twitter persona, not now. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6192 If you were actually my knight in shining armor, you would have helped a little bit. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6193 Welcome to my world. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6194 If you can find yeast, bring me some. Otherwise, don't bother coming home. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
6195 Hahaha, he's a knight. Nice one. Anyway, how are you? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6196 THIS Dragon dinner is ruined! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6197 Harry, we will joust later, I've got a mess on my hands 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6198 Again?! I don't have time now to push your horse out of the ditch. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6199 Cooking. Re-enactments. Mopping the floor. Who cares? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6200 Clearly I can't trust you with my lube job. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6201 Again, polishing the silver is not really helping. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6202 This is a daytime issue---I don't need a Knight 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6203 Have you seen my sheet pans? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6204 They didn't have mac and cheese in the Middle Ages. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6205 'Happy Anniversary.' 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6206 'Peering behind my back, won't help in preparing the dragon faster ' 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6207 So it's not like King Arthur's kitchen. So start helping! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
6208 If you're my knight in shiny armor, please clean up my mess. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6209 You had to rub it in by wearing the N95 spec face mask didn't you? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6210 Chivalry is dead, Sir Lancelot, so why don't you slay the freaking dishes instead? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
6211 That's not the protective gear you'll need for this job. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
6212 You're way too early for dinner toKnight my dear! 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
6213 I know the ad said "custom delivery" but where's the bacon? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
6214 Let’s just day you’re afraid of the virus and not my cooking.” 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6215 I don’t agree with our states restaurant re-opening rules” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6216 You know, I think this quarantine has made me realize that we have nothing in common, so I'm leaving you for King Arthur 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6217 You like your dragon well done, right? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6218 Just hand them their food, Pete. We can’t afford for you to scare off another customer. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6219 The new COVID-19 protective wear looks pretty breathable! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6220 You’re taking this “a knight in shining armor” a little too literal I’m locking you out of our amazon account until this is all over 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6221 Aren’t you supposed to be tall, bald, and in a white tee shirt? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6222 Just in case if you blow up the kitchen” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6223 I said roast the llama, not wear your armour” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6224 Dang, I didn't realize Medieval Times did Uber Eats" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6225 The worlds different now, Brad, and I’m sick of your brand of mid-evil masculinity. Show me the man underneath the armor.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6226 oh good Knight! That’s what you did with my dishes! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6227 I thought wearing this PPE to work my shift at the hospital was a disaster but I think you’ve made the kitchen look worse than the ER.” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6228 That's not the kind of support I need. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6229 It only happened once god dammit! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6230 When i said 'back' in time, I only meant like five minutes, man. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6231 Alexa, would you mind helping out here?” ”I’m Alex, I think you’ve got the wrong assistant.” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6232 You already went to the supermarket? I was getting ready. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6233 I said Mid-day-meal..... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6234 I’m here to take over your job 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6235 'Look, learning to cook is MY security blanket!' 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6236 Please keep the distance. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6237 Instead of watching another Trump news brief you could give a guy hand Martha! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6238 -Alexa, you can join the uprising after we finish lunch. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6239 Safety first.” 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6240 Computer come back online. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6241 I guess we should start discussing date nights via text moving forward. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6242 No, you can’t go climb the fire escape to wave at your girlfriend for your anniversary. It’s family dinner night again. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6243 Knight in shining armor time travels to the future to rescue a man from his burning kitchen” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6244 Fine, next date night we’re ordering in.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6245 Well no- I'm not ready for the reenactment because someone just had to have lamb stew pottage for breakfast-again- for the 7th time this week!" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6246 Dinner’s a little overdone. Like your PPE. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6247 Don't forget the Lazy Susan. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6248 I told you to put on an apron... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6249 I come prepared––now do you want that onion diced or minced? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6250 Don't you dare say I "excaliburnt the toast." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6251 I’d prefer some pasta before battle. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6252 You could’ve at least brought a javelin to help stir. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6253 What do you mean, table for six?!? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6254 See if Morton Williams has any toilet paper? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6255 Burn the kitchen down once... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6256 WHO told you this was a battlefield? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6257 That’s some serious PPE dad! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6258 Am I glad to see you! Here, you take over. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6259 No, dear! I don't need your help. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6260 No, you can't borrow my Acropolis olive oil! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6261 It’s not just woman’s work anymore. 1.1714 0.05745 70 60 6 3
6262 We won't be needing the round table. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6263 You want that with a side of Lysol? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6264 I said get arm 'n hammer! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6265 Oh for God's sake! Finally! Two hours of grinding my teeth and cooking twenty pots of baking soda and grapes because I took bad meth and NOW the Acid decides to kick in! 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
6266 Like my new armor? It jacks me off just like the halo guys armor does. Anyway rent is due on the 1st. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6267 shut up, just shut up, goddamn it shut the fuck up, just please shut up and leave me alone, just shut the fuck up 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6268 That's not what I meant when I said we needed to bring in the cavalry. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6269 No! I can‘t supply you with a horse for deliveries. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6270 You’re obviously having a better night than I am. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6271 Very funny. You're the one who told me to start doing my share. Do you want dinner or not? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6272 Stop calling yourself "The Iron Chef" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6273 I borrowed the spatula. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6274 Tell King Arthur dinner will be ready when it's ready. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6275 You had it easy-all you had to do was fight every once in a while. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6276 Don’t forget to grab some toilet paper. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6277 Let the Round Table know their entreés will be delayed. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6278 Dragon? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6279 So, this dragon of yours has a name? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6280 I know our ad said you had to supply your own PPE... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6281 Where have you been? I asked you to chop 1 onion... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6282 Is that the best PPE the hospital can supply you with? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6283 If you can't handle this heat, I'll need you to get out of the kitchen. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6284 I asked for Mr. Clean but Ajax you’ll have to do. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6285 What time may we expect the feast? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6286 Who’s the real knight in shining armor?? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6287 Jeez Lenny, I put the FAN on...." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6288 “Get over here and start searing! You’re late!” “Sorry, Chef! My wife said I had to be protected from Covid... her uncle was a Duke...“ Well, at least it’s dishwasher safe, Sir Corona!” 😆 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6289 We have just received word from the capital. Stay at home orders have been furthered. Let me know when dinner is ready.” 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
6290 Brian, are you headed out?” “No, this is about your quarantine goulash.” 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
6291 Are you non stick coated, 'cause I'm thinking about getting a set 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6292 we might have lost the battle 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6293 The NIGHT shift is here, ready to savior and sanitize” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6294 You're sure it said a TABLESPOON of salt?? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6295 you're safe when I say you're safe. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6296 Nights!” 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6297 Did someone call for a knight in shining armor? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6298 You drag in a dragon a night, Knight!” 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6299 The knight I ignore in myself. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6300 Very clever Ralph, but this won’t get you back on the day shift any sooner. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6301 I think you’re taking the CDC’s recommendation to avoid close contact a little too literally. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6302 We're running late, you better dress for dinner. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6303 Okay, enough with the hovering! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
6304 So go ask Lois Lane to make you dinner. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6305 ...I had intended to impress upon the world through music and dance, but, to my grief, was left at the feet of Kama Sutra yoga with a fetish for short stories. All of, I assure you, sir, was for the good of my son’s mental health, and AP test scores. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6306 Instead of being witty, you could help out. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6307 Are you just going to stand there or will you get your sword and stir? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6308 This is not the cooking challenge I expected. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6309 Hey, could you lend me your helmet? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6310 Is this your idea of a joke, hope you enjoy burned dinner. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6311 Is that armor non-stick? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6312 not a good time to play your fetish 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6313 Fire burn and cauldron bubble; double, double, tons of trouble! And no - I am not into heavy metal either! Are you Sir Galahad or Mr. Clean? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6314 Damn, I forgot I hid ketamine in the bottom of my oven. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6315 Working the knight shift is no excuse for not helping out around here! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
6316 I’ve told 100 times to keep that lance outside. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6317 Not what I meant by PPE 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
6318 I ought to reduce you to tin. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
6319 Corona virus? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6320 I can shine pots too. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6321 'This is the final time I'll repeat myself: I asked you to bring plates for the meal, not plate mail!' 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6322 Keep those biscuits coming, they’re going right through our opponents armor. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6323 No, I don't have a fucking can opener 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6324 Pigeon Porridge! Now would you please take off your boots 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6325 Medieval Thymes 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6326 you’re right, the shower is a giant dishwasher for humans. now go dry off. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6327 Just repurposed mine. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6328 Yeah, the kitchen IS a disaster every single knight! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6329 “how come you’re not supportive of my cooking?” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6330 Alright honey, heading to the grocery story.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6331 This isn’t what it looks like. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6332 Oh hey human maid! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6333 Do you still want my sourdough starter? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6334 This time there's no dragon involved, honey" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6335 Please ready King Arthur’s seventy-eight foot round Lazy Susan. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6336 Aren’t you taking no shirt no shoes no service a bit too far? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6337 The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6338 " I Guess you come from the future, do you?" 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6339 Honey, the CDC said to make your own facemask, not wear a full body-suit of armor” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6340 What?! I’m essential, Someone’s got to protect the essential workers.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6341 “I am NOT a damsel in distress!” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6342 Great YOU’RE clean, but at least refill the dishwasher.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6343 I can’t help you win the Great British Bake Off...but I’ll bring you a round table if you need one.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6344 Don’t judge me. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6345 Excuse me! My job is just as dangerous as yours! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6346 You should help me take these off" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6347 Don't be afraid I'm not one of your skeletons in the cupboard. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6348 The round table is not ready. Huzzah! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6349 Last knight in the kitchen.... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6350 . I thought we were doing Napoleon not King Arthur. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6351 I’m in love with Andre” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6352 Silver wear ✔️ 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6353 It's a Zoom dinner party, ya dingus..." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6354 "you picked the worst moment to time-travel to!" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6355 They were out of silverware. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6356 It’s not you, it’s me 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6357 Did you bring the sourdough starter? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6358 Don't you think you're taking contactless delivery too far? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6359 I think you’re ready enough to be married off to a stranger to strength our alliance with France 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6360 Who said chivalry is dead? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6361 I smell something burning 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6362 We're in this together yet we divide and rule, it's going to be a different win this time my dear." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6363 I had to put it on at some point.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6364 This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to be more supportive. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6365 What. Where am I? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6366 She’s napping but I could use your help” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6367 Are you sure you need only butter from the store? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6368 Work from home vs essential worker 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6369 I distinctly said celery, not chivalry.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6370 Do I LOOK like I need a knight in shining amor? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6371 So this is what you do to impress women in 2020?”....... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6372 Umm , let me finish this first ! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6373 The apron won’t protect you.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6374 We’re getting a divorce “ 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6375 I told you stainless steel was worse.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6376 You got a round table here somewhere?” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6377 “Well C’mon Don Qleanote!” 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6378 You should check out sous-vide” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6379 You’re late, my instacart delivery window was between 8am and 10am” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6380 I asked for sage, not paladin 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6381 I wanted canned tomatoes, but you'll have to do. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6382 The burns aren’t THAT bad 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6383 ...and butter too, please” 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6384 But we’ve always done Serf & Turf night this way” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6385 If the guy’s an Indian, he’s definitely saying, “Ab kya main gas pe baith jau?” (English- I know it’s taking longer than expected. Now what, shall I myself sit on the stove to hurry this up? *anger) 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6386 Don’t tell me they were out of oat milk again. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6387 So you’re sure you only need one more can of tomatoes, honey?” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6388 A spud chef is someone who can actually use their hands 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6389 You have the culinary arts, let me have this. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6390 Bro, just take off your gauntlets 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6391 Ok, I have to buy tomatoes and what else? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6392 No, the Holy Grail will NOT make my cooking any faster.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6393 'My knight in corona armor' 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6394 I thought you said we had the Knights off. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6395 Please wash your armor before dinner.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6396 Look Bonnie, when you chose laundry instead of cooking at the beginning of the quarantine this is not what I had in mind. Do. The. Laundry! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6397 If you would like to handle the cooking tomorrow I’ll take the home schooling. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6398 Did we really need a historically accurate menu for the medieval reenactment group Zoom get-together? Now is not the time to be picky. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6399 'Oh, I'm sorry, there used to be a tavern here! Is this 1095? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6400 'I have a double shift in the Covid wing tonight, and they've run out of PPE.' 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6401 Dammit Yannick, the recipe said “one tin of Vienna Sausages....” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6402 Well well you like to play the odds don't you, showing your face over here. What do they call you, Sir Chance-a-lot? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6403 Is it hot enough to kill the virus? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6404 Wear your mask 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6405 Debatable which one of us needs that. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6406 Dinner will be ready soon - The grocery store is carrying S&P again. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6407 Staying home is just as noble, dear. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6408 Hey, Google Squire, what’s a blanch?” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6409 You said “Dinner to Knight. Don’t be late!” So I arrived early, my Lord. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6410 Hi Covid - your vaccine is served! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6411 Sorry! The damsel didn’t get laid off. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6412 Be sure to only add a soupçon of vinegar. It was too much last time. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6413 I don’t know, do you think I’m being too extra?” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6414 I promise I’ll never question what you do at home all day with the kids again, honey!” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6415 'Can we forget what I said about role changing?' . 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6416 Maybe I can wear that for desert 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6417 “We’ve got to tackle the laundry this week” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6418 Well, at least I fight hunger. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6419 I needed you 10 minutes ago.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6420 fine it looks better on you! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6421 the least you could do is go set the round table 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6422 'He says he wants it well-done. With ketchup.' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6423 'You know, you could've just waited upstairs' 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6424 It’s getting a little hot in here, would you mind cracking open a window or something?” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6425 Now you’re just bragging about your paper towel supply 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6426 I thought we were doing that TikTok video” 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6427 '... So you see, if you get marinara juuuuust right, you won't have to polish the armor to impress her. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6428 -What do you think you are doing? -Going out for bread! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6429 Who is going to clean up? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6430 'Working from home doesn't mean you have to wear your knight suit all the time.' 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6431 'Honey, I said i'll cook today without ANY help. Now go and wait for lunch' 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6432 Guess you won’t stick around.” 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6433 I said get some 'more plates' not 'armor plate'. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6434 No honey, this isn’t for protection against corona, I think I’m more worried about your insistence on quarantine cooking. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6435 'They said wearing your suit to work from home would make you more productive? Great. Fetch an apron.' 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6436 All independent restaurants to receive “knight in shining armor protection act” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6437 “It’s my Seamless uniform...” 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6438 You sure are a mess maker! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6439 'Are we low on iron?' 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6440 'Pest control!' . 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6441 How was the school drop out, honey? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6442 I thought you were gonna take the knight off.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6443 'Sorry man, but I got my own battles right now' 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6444 I said you were going to be on NIGHT shift! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6445 It would have been quicker to get the fire extinguisher. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6446 Wait. That's what you meant by 'a quiet night at home?!?!' 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6447 Maybe it wasn't the best move to "ravish the wenches." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6448 General Tso, your country needs you. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6449 I’m not making this gluten-free. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6450 That dragon you brought me was still smoking. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6451 Shall I Caviar the calvary?? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6452 We'll see how tough Iron Man is when it's turn to cook. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6453 Who cares about the shape of the table at this point! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6454 In the Knight Kitchen. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6455 Nice try. But you still have to wear a face mask if you are going out. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6456 Good thing I have my armor on. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6457 I asked for a Short Order Cook not a Knight in dirty armor. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6458 I’m the new cast iron chef. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6459 Don't worry! I am from #2020. Just wanted to ask if you can lend me your fire extinguisher. I too was baking. Sorry, I will try #2021. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6460 I'm in distress alright, but do I look like a damsel? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6461 Leave this to me! You're already her hero in the bedroom 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6462 I need a bigger pot------hmmm! Here's lookin' at YOU, kid! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6463 Ha ha ha. Maybe King Arthur will feed you. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6464 Stop staring and start cleaning!!! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6465 At least you could've shined your armor. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6466 If you're Mr. Clean under there, take off your suit and get to work." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6467 Thanks, for my Dissertation, I'm testing the formula for boiling pitch used to repel attacks on Medieval castles! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6468 And you say I over-react when you come home with five pairs of new shoes.... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6469 It's an apron, not a tabard. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6470 That"s not funny! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6471 I don't care if washing the dishes might rust you. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6472 For the third time, no. I'm not making you a turkey leg. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6473 Sorry, it's not a dragon, just a burnt pot roast. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6474 Can you hurry it up? I have a damsel to rescue. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6475 The king decided to order pizza? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6476 Sorry, I'm just too busy to look for a can of spray lubricant. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6477 Sir, could you spare a minute to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6478 Nice PPE, but how about a helping hand? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6479 When I said "protective gear", I didn't mean "once more unto the breach"! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6480 Of course I trust you 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6481 As I've already explained, we don't sell Armor hot dogs here. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6482 Why don't you skip the sarcasm, cancel your virtual bridge game, and YOU cook dinner? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6483 I told you if I cooked dinner tonight, it would be feudal. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6484 Your sarcasm sucks! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6485 Alright already, dear. Make mine with pepperoni. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6486 Did you say an extra dollup of oil for your hinges? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6487 No ... a can opener is NOT included with the outfit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6488 Sous vide me? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6489 Hello, I'm Your neighbor Mike Pence and I just reported you to the fire marshal. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6490 Okay, You do the cooking and cleaning and I'll go grocery shopping. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6491 I slave away all day while you waltz around like a knight in shining armor. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6492 I don't care what it looks like in here, it's not appropriate dinner attire. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6493 The hospital crew ordered all of our clean aprons to go with the sliders and fries for curbside pickup, stat. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6494 OK already! I get the message. I'm a sloppy cook but you're overdressed! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6495 Anything other than basil you want me pick up at the supermarket? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6496 Yes, Nigel, you are my knight in shining armor. Now grab an apron and rescue our dinner party. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6497 I think we know who wears the gauntlets around here. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6498 No, I am not Dr. Who! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6499 Perfect. Now you can serve the prickly pear. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6500 Oh yeah? Well you can just take off that shining armor and give me some help here in the kitchen! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6501 Ok you can take over my shift ,so glad you were warned about the dangers. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6502 (Visible hatred)——-(Audible confusion) 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6503 It’s the latest in men’s suiting from Bergdorf’s. What? Too much? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6504 I said it would be a meal fit for a king! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6505 You always overreact Karen. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6506 One can never be too safe. When they suggested a mask, I had an epiphany. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6507 Guess what I got for your crock pot? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6508 I know you must be important wherever you come from, but your skills mean nothing here. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6509 It's Amy's knight to do dishes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6510 It is called the Knight's gambit 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6511 No, I don't think it's a good balance of safety and productivity. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6512 Are ya lending a hand, Armor All? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6513 Well don’t just stand there, Patricia! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6514 And I'M the one quarantine's hitting hard, Mr Top Chef. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6515 You show up here one more time without any dragon meat, and I will have you de-knighted !! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6516 Sir Kyle the Frivolous, at your service, M'lord 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6517 Act your Age. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6518 Honey, I'd appreciate a shorter lecture about the coronavirus and more help in setting the dinner table 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6519 It's been boiling since the 15th Century. You think it's done? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6520 Mead something? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6521 That's easy for you to say. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6522 Even Ajax can't handle this mess! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6523 Don't give me that Ole Man River routine again. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6524 Go back and tell him Rh1. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6525 You look formidable for a smoke detector. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6526 Now that you have some protection, can you take over the kitchen? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6527 I get that we’re living in the new normal, but even for front-of-house, this seems excessive 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6528 What do you mean, "Nothing canned."?!? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6529 When you said you liked to cook in your suit, I didn't know you meant that one. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6530 Screw off Gary. I’m making a birthday cake for Ned. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6531 That's not what we had in mind when we said provide your own PPE. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6532 Please hear me when I tell you that we will not allow you to stay in the kitchen until you let us take your skin temperature on your forehead. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6533 Welcome back from quarantine, but I’m not sure that’s what they meant by bringing your own personal protective equipment. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6534 Just tell Merlin to order Round Table. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6535 It looks medieval in here? You’re one to talk! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6536 It won't kill you to sit at the square table. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6537 Lucy? Upstairs taking a bubble bath. Would you please mention that dinner’ll be ready in 20 minutes? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6538 Maybe I don't protect the Kingdom, but making a beef stew is honorable too. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6539 That's not a mask. Get out. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6540 Our kitchen is not a high risk area! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6541 Knight trying to be helpful: “You know, there’s a YouTube video for that.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6542 What makes you think you know how to cook a dragon better than I do?! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6543 All I can say is we certainly do it better on my planet. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6544 Jim, Please let table 5 know I will have their entrees ready in about 5 minutes, but see if they want another round of drinks. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6545 Whadya’ mean you can’t fit in the delivery car? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6546 I see you are well-suited for tonight's attempt at dinner. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6547 What do you mean you’re my Knight in shining armor? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6548 OK, so? Only one burnt dinner. But everything is under control. I knew about this before anyone. Quit over-reacting with your fake suit. You'll scare the kids." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6549 Thanks for asking. You can go pick up 2 orders of chow fun for me. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6550 ''OMG your PPE is OTT.'' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6551 if you find the pheasant too "gamey" shoot something different next time 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6552 Honey,the explosion wasn't that bad!!! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6553 I'm tired of the My kingdom for a horse joke, but I do appreciate the costuming. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6554 Disinfect the armor yourself please 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6555 On second thought let's just have a knight out... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6556 You’re late. Again! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6557 I asked you to find me “a chef who’s more stable,” not a “a knight of the Round Table.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6558 I remembered my PPE, but can you remind me of the specials again? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6559 For years you've wanted me to cook and now ...? Okay then, I'm sorry about the horse 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6560 No holy grail AND no coconuts. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6561 That’s a lot of PPE for a dishwasher... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6562 6 ft away and that mask is not efficient. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6563 Look, either you help me clean up the mess you made or you find Lancelot and make a tiktok jousting. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6564 Self preservation 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6565 Richard cooked and cleaned and slaved away, but at least that suit of armor he had purchased was sweet as fuck. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6566 A Can of soup! NOT a can suit!! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6567 Ready to cut the pizza rolls chef 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6568 You can't work because you may rust? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6569 Honey, no worries, I’ve got this! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6570 No, Justin, I am not interested in your role play! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6571 Let me describe the benefits of All-Clad. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6572 Ser William of the culinary chamber, I need the King Arthur flour now! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6573 Y' wanna meet the LAST guy who came in here rushing me...? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6574 Yes, I know it's a square table, but could you please just set it anyway? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6575 Thanks, but “M’Lady” does not need rescuing from this dragon! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6576 No virus could survive this mess. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6577 Before I walked in here I was the Ajax White Knight. Now I'm Batman. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6578 I told you I'd cook. If you're going to be a smart ass, you can starve. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6579 So, you don't think they'll like what I'm preparing ? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6580 Stainless steel? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6581 If it helps you fix the busted temperature gauge, then yes the roast is a fair maiden and the oven is the terrible dragon from which you must rescue her. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6582 Oh, sure. George RR Martin makes it sound so simple. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6583 Forget your sword; grab a mop. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6584 When I said come prepared, that's not what I meant! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6585 All day I’ve been cooking flesh flourisht of fermison, and you have the nerve to tell me you already ate? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6586 Now I wish I'd joined the cavalry. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6587 Honey no matter how many times you ask, I don't think the Raiders are going to change their name now that they're in Vegas. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6588 Sir,that is not appropriate PPE. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6589 How very brave of you, iron chef. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6590 So, the Iron Chef is bringing a suit against me? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6591 Well, you're no knight in shining armor either! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6592 It's one thing making the table round, but everything we eat? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6593 And this time remove the feathers before cooking the pheasants. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6594 You're not Martha Stewart. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6595 When I told you to put on PPE, that’s not exactly what I had in mind. Now, take off all those pots and pans and give me a hand. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6596 Never mind. I just called to have the oregano delivered. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6597 Oh, I thought you told me to get armor and a hammer. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6598 I have enough to do without shining your armor. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6599 I said, "Bring the Armor All cleaner ..." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6600 A knight's primary role is to wash dishes, I hope you know that. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6601 You're the night cook? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6602 Cook: "Don't just stand there. Do something...! " 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6603 The hot, depressed e-girl who said she'd come over if you made the Alison Roman pasta isn't actually coming, my liege. She isn't real. The whole thing was a ruse by some podcast guy calling himself — it pains me to say this, my lord — Da Simp Patrol. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
6604 They got the shining part right. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6605 You are stained and absolutely of no use! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6606 Something smells funny in here. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6607 i’m an alien, joe 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6608 You said I could have Saturday Knight off... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6609 So?! I have greater seniority. I got first choice between preparation and delivery. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6610 Where's your sword? I want to add that in here! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6611 This isn’t quite the (K)night I was hoping to have” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6612 You’ve put yours on already? Where’s mine? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6613 This is my kitchen! And my kitchen is my castle! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6614 Still wandering on Tik Tok, didn't ya ?" 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6615 Right Bro...I’m not eligible. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6616 You're telling me Wholefoods ran out of maitakes AGAIN? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6617 No fires toknight” 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6618 That's one hell of a lid to put on this situation, I just needed one for this pan 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6619 Now don't get angry, chef, but His Royal Majesty still thinks the casserole is a bit bland. 1.1594 0.04439 69 60 8 1
6620 Ready get medieval on this mess?” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6621 Why the hell would this recipe need mead? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6622 She’s not looking for that kind of chivalry, Alfred 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6623 Have you seen the can opener by any chance?” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6624 You’re just going to have to wait. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6625 I could see how you thought there might be a damsel in distress here, but I got it, it's fine, I'm fine!" 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6626 My cooking’s not THAT bad! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6627 I asked you to monitor the cooking, Sir Render!" 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6628 I always thought that when my knight and shining armor came in, I would be at the airport.” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6629 Hon, we’re out of toilet paper.” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6630 Sure, now you return. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6631 Clearly I'm not the only one fed up with quarantine 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6632 Great, on top of all this now I have to find the can opener?!” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6633 Do you like my quarantine outfit?” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6634 Your chivalry is inside 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6635 Well, "dressing for the job you want" just got you fired, pal! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6636 Knight after knight you promise to be home early. You have let me down sir. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6637 I was just being sarcastic when I said one of us should sue the farmer. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6638 I told you it was ALLERGIES, Susan. I will not put up with this another whole week. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6639 you prayed for a knight in shining armor - not a personal chef 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6640 We typically require a suit jacket in the dining room, but I suppose we can let this slide... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6641 At least ONE of us is fireproof." 🔥 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6642 “Hey, it’s 2020. Distress is distress.” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6643 I don’t think that suit will be helpful if I happen to burn the place down 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6644 Yes, fine, the soufflé needs more “Agincourt” but must you wear that armor? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6645 Ronnie, you know how much I love the Knight Life. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6646 “do not start in with the wind mills again ! I’ve been working all day to cook us a nice dinner and you’re late as usual! “ 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6647 and you thought mead just grew on trees” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6648 TBH, I’ve got enough fish to fry 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6649 Housework day and knight! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6650 ...and I need whole peppercorns...Wait... You’re not wearing the mask I made you?” 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6651 Honey, I know we CAN go out, but I DON’T WANT TO!! I’m FINE here.” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6652 Mom said you need some help with your new recipe” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6653 I guess no more PPE huh? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6654 You are a BIT late, the WHOLE planet is in the SAME state as my kitchen! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6655 Are you writing for the Times? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6656 I am here to catch you as you slip on that puddle. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6657 How much longer? The round table is getting a bit peckish. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6658 When I said I could use a knight in shining armour right about now, I didn't literally mean it Jeff. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6659 'You said that you were *fighting a losing BATTLE*' 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6660 I know the hospital is out of PPE but you can’t go to work like that 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6661 We agreed I would have a night in shining armour... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6662 'No Sir, it's just called 'peasant cooking'' 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6663 Ok I’m dressed for another family dinner. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6664 Honey, this is not a good time to talk about your feelings. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6665 6 feet apart please 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6666 Ready for D&D?” “I thought we were having a bake-off tonight?” “Oh...” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6667 N-Neal? It’s 2:30 in the morning... maybe you could take a break from baking sourdough? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6668 your round table Zoom happy hour was HOURS AGO” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6669 Chef, table 3 is allergic to nuts. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6670 .com. 'It's by Dior' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6671 'these are the last pots' 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6672 I thought I smelled soot. You really know how to set the mood, babe. 😘 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6673 I am not going to wash all that. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6674 If you say fold in one more time...” @schittscree 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6675 I am here to tell you to kill off the stove and your deserves to be hidden cooking talent, I can smell your burning food at area 51. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6676 make yourself useful Merek, mace the potatoes 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6677 I said your were working the night shift, not the knight shift. 🙄 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6678 Am I overthinking this? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6679 'I was TRYING to win her over in the contemporary way. It's harder than you'd think, pal.' 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6680 'pass me the tin foil 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6681 Ready to help with the Social Dish Tin Sink 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6682 I heard there was a viking in trouble 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6683 'Tell me you did NOT just say it's my knight off cooking?!' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6684 'Your acting club's not gonna cut it this time'. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6685 i said knife” 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6686 No honey, that doesn’t count as PPE 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6687 Honey, this is nothing- my squire is tethering the horse to the Volvo” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6688 'The kitchen is a battlefield' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6689 Is this the right room for the Iron Chef audition? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6690 Maybe do not cook while dreaming of electric sheep next time! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6691 This is so much worse.” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6692 I can’t help with the dishes—I’ll rust!” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6693 Season Finale of Who Does Not Belong 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6694 'How dare you!!! Armor is NOT 'P.P.E. Over-kill'. ' 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6695 Tell them to go home and the red knight wins by default 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6696 A little late there, Chuck... The garlic bread is burnt. This is the worst knight ever. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6697 Guess that late night Amazon purchase wasn't such a bad idea after all. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6698 'Didn't think through 'reverse day' now, did ya?' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6699 I told you not to let Prince Albert out of the can” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6700 I dunno Gerry, my squire usually does the cooking. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6701 Darling, our home needs you! Do you feel safe, already? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6702 'If you're not too busy, do you happen to have a can opener?' @not.reallee 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6703 ‘mirror, mirror on the wall, gary’s the most seasoned of them all!’ - there, i did it. @torimcd123 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6704 I didn’t know Robocop worked in reverse.” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6705 Go tell your friends they can find another round table to eat at if my cooking isn’t good enough” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6706 I know you just got back from the supermarket, but the sourdough is burning 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6707 'We have all these fires burning in our kitchen, and all you do is try to insulate yourself? Trump, is that you?' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6708 What, you haven't messed up lasagna before ? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6709 'Geez Kyle, it's not roleplay Thursday yet, you're losing track of days!' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6710 I’m sorry Jack, you’ll have to take today’s online zumba class by yourself” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6711 “You never show any appreciation for what I cook.” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6712 Oh you wanted shell fish, not shell suit! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6713 Do not forget to share the food with needy . 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6714 ''It's night time?' Fine, cooking does take longer than I thought. Lunch will be ready at 9:30.' 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6715 Weren’t you supposed to protect me from myself?!” 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6716 Not the mettle I was asking for, but I’ll take it.” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6717 Machine, what have you done? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6718 'that's not what I meant by stainless steel' 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6719 You could have come earlier 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6720 Did you bring the head of the dragon? You know it won’t taste the same without it” 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6721 Chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just evolved, okay?!” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6722 'They didn't have Hazmat suits, Sorry' 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6723 Why are you come late today i make special for you 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6724 This is my cosplay costume. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6725 Yes, you need to wear an apron to protect yourself. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6726 No, I've never made anything from cans. But it looks like you have. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6727 Again. Whatever you are pretending to be, I am not your squire. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6728 Go back to King Arthur and tell him I want the FLOUR of his kingdom! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6729 Can we go back now? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6730 Three burners, one oven and ZERO CHIVALRY!! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6731 No, Sir Elton. We have no elderberry wine. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6732 I'm guessing you want to sit at the round table tonight. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6733 Just stay over there,okay? And keep the mask on. You can get the dishes. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6734 That’s not exactly what I meant when I said kitchen staff needed protective gear. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6735 I wish we never bought that round table! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6736 I’m sorry that’s the last PPE we have. Good luck with your deliveries today. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6737 See? Not as hard as it looks. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6738 I said to come back AT night 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6739 Hi honey. How was your day? Why don’t you take off your PPE and I will finish making dinner. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6740 Armor coming to dinner? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6741 I said cast iron PAN. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6742 Next time, don't be late to the rescue, yeah? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6743 So you think you're sweating! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6744 Round table, get it? We are Knights of the Round Table. All yours are rectangular. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6745 I could use some more utensils. May I see your ID? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6746 I know you miss Medieval Times dear, but it is still shelter in place. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6747 Ha ha, tonight is not my knight. I get it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6748 I see you're ready for my Lucifer's chili" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6749 Chef, we need to talk about your temper. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6750 What steed? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6751 I know burning stuff upsets you Joan but I swear this was an accident 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6752 We could go out but what would you wear for PPE? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6753 I already know it's been waiting for centuries, but it's not ready yet! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6754 I should never have substituted clams for cockles in your recipe. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6755 That's not the right PPE, Jarrod. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6756 You expect me to listen to you complain? In [begin underline] those shoes. [end underline 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6757 You wear this whenever I cook! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6758 What do you think, this tar makes itself? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6759 The agency said to tell you that none of our Maids had PPE. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6760 Would I be right in thinking it's a squired taste? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6761 Why are you always so late after those jousting tournaments?!!!? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6762 Next time I’ll get the PPE and you’ll do the cooking 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6763 Good to see you, Mr. Clean. I see you came dressed for the challenge. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6764 Oh come on. The kitchen isn’t THAT dirty 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6765 What are you insinuating, Paladin? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6766 If you can smell the food burning, No, it isn’t effective against the virus ! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6767 Just remember Lancelot "the cook never cleans!" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6768 It was easier to get than a mask 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6769 So you’re the new cook? I suppose you want knights? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6770 Although Alexa is clever, she clearly has her limitations. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6771 You do not have a mask on! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6772 I thought you said you wanted to have a knight in. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6773 I can’t stand the heat, the smoke, the smell or the mess, so I’m getting takeout. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6774 Well the bacon grease definitely won’t hurt you now. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6775 Now it's my turn. Can you stir this for me while I go wee-wee? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6776 No this recipe doesn't cause gas. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6777 This food will cure your iron deficiency." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6778 One of us has to do the cooking while you are off gallivanting. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6779 That mask'll do. Now help me get these meals into the freezer. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6780 I did not know hot sauce could be that dangerous 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6781 I can help. I'm wearing my PPE. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6782 Knight in shining armor to the world and all that... But useless helping me in the kitchen. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6783 You might have mentioned before that you have no confidence in my cooking. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6784 When I wished for a knight in shining armor, that was not what I had in mind. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6785 If you put on this armor, you’ll bake more evenly! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6786 Its not what you think, its just laundry day. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6787 Back off. Dinner isn't ready and if you don't watch it, I'll make a culincary cooking set out of you. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6788 I picked this up from a soothsayer who said things are going to get much darker. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6789 Your knight? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6790 tell the 'Round Table" we've run into a little problem 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6791 Have you seen my steed, my liege? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6792 For the last time, I am not Don Giovanni. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6793 I’m not in the mood for games-and do I look like your liege? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6794 For the last time, it’s G-R-A-I-L 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6795 Butter, tofu, orange juice! Use you longest spear. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6796 « I heard you’ve been cooking for knights » 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6797 Look, I know we don't have a round table - just set the damn thing! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6798 No, I'm not using too much oil. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6799 I wanted a night off, not a Knight in Shining Armor! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6800 Go un-shine your armour..chivalry is dead 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6801 The Dark Ages II: Quarantine 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6802 The agency said you needed someone for knight service 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6803 No, I'm not in the mood for roleplay tonight. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6804 Is a recipe for alligator confit close enough? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6805 My risotto is overflowing, I've probably burnt the duck and you want to joust? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6806 Shouldn’t you save the PPD for an emergency? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6807 I don't work with electricity. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6808 Your are so smart, next time you do the cooking 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6809 I said soups on not suits on. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6810 No,I said put on an apron! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6811 I'm ready for the virus. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6812 I don't care how careful you are. You're supposed to leave the groceries at the door. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6813 No! Your F-ing dragon isn't here! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6814 You'll just have to wait and find out when we sit down to dinner! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6815 I get it, its 11:45 pm. Plate the damn deserts. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6816 How much have I got? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6817 Can’t wait until I don’t have to work at home anymore 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6818 Hi honey, I see you got your new PPE outfit at work today... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6819 I sorry they they sent you all this way, but I definitely ordered tinned ham. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6820 I'm trying to be like you but this cover-19 has been it tougher to be a knight in shining armor. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6821 Back from my walk. Dinner ready? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6822 If that’s Teflon I could use a hand. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6823 No, I asked for a person who could work nights and make pots shine like armor. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6824 Don't even think about throwing down the gauntlet! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6825 No Caption Needed 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6826 What makes you think l’m upset about your leaving? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6827 This appears to be an increasingly hopeless crusade. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6828 Stop trying to rescue my cooking! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6829 Salt! Your food needs salt. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6830 Why do you want to test your biohazard suit here? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6831 So you’ve finally run out of PPE? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6832 No, you cannot borrow my oven mitt Sir Galahad! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6833 Where is your, fire extinguisher? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6834 Gluten, dairy, tree nuts, shellfish and garlic are just fine; just go easy on the salt. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6835 My knight in shining armore space please! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6836 No, this is not the holy gruel. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6837 I'm the answer to your nightly prayers. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6838 Maybe a ‘Knight of the Round Table’ could be of help? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6839 I am a military cook. My food is nutritious, delicious, but beware it causes rust. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6840 Next time, just leave the sword in the baking stone. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6841 Never mind the PPE. Can’t you see the soufflé is burning? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6842 No, I haven’t seen the damsel in distress, but you could be my knight in shining armor if you would just lend me a hand. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6843 Dinner would've been ready a long time ago if you hadn't taken me so literally. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6844 I know. You don't have to remind me nightly. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6845 Be off! I’m not your damsel in distress! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6846 I’m going to joust for dinner. Want anything? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6847 This is the new uniforms I ordered to stay safe for our re-opening 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6848 Rust, huh? Wash those dishes, or no baronial feast for you! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6849 Oh, so you think it's all a matter of cookware? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6850 Tell Arthur, we having leftovers from last Knight. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6851 … and then she invited the King and his court! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6852 And they said robots would be doing everything for us! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6853 If you're the one applying for the fry cook job you'll be far too hot in that shit you're wearing 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6854 I see you've got the mask, but did you remember to bring the Clorox? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6855 When I said I was hoping for just one good night in all of this, I didn't mean you! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6856 You've gone overboard on the PPE 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6857 Well i think your precautions mean I DON'T have to wear a mask! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6858 A mask is all that's required. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6859 I am sorry I used your helmet for a salad bowl. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6860 So that's where all the cutlery went to! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6861 I assume you want me to set the round table too. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6862 I don't care if it's an N95 suit of armor. Take it off and help me out here. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6863 A: What do you think it smells like? B: Volcanic. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6864 Ahh, Andy Borowitiz, is it? I see your armor makes you impervious to comedy. I am cooking a meal! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6865 CV is no joust 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6866 I'll be with you in a minute. I have to clean my helmet. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6867 InstaCount....wtf, I asked Siri for UberEats 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6868 Nice try, but nothing can save you from Big Duke's chili. Nothing! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6869 Don't forget to put on your gloves, sweetheart, before setting the table. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6870 Okay, so you killed the dragon and I’m cooking it. What’s the problem? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6871 I heard you needed a knight in shinning armor to save you from your own cooking”. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6872 I know my cooking’s not the best, but it’s certainly not Medieval! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6873 Your wife mail-ordered a knight in shining armor. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6874 You will have to get enough groceries for supper too. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6875 The knight of the angry chef. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6876 We need that vat of burning oil to enforce social distancing NOW! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6877 No rush, but I think I have to go to the bathroom! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6878 Don’t see in my protective armour and in the fact that I have zero appetite, a total lack of confidence in your catastrophic cooking skills. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6879 By the looks of it, you could use this suit of armor more so then me. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6880 “You’ll need that cast iron stomach for this slop. It sticks to your ribs like rust.” 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6881 If you really want to be her knight in shinning armour, you’ll have to wear this. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6882 I will be sure to lubricate your joints after I wash all the food off 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6883 When i said i wasn’t armed for WFH i did not mean this” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6884 I was told of a damsel in distress, but the prophecy may have been centuries old... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6885 Please tell me you brought the knife this time.” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6886 Oh you meant silverWARE not silver... wear OK I’ll be right back” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6887 'People Handshakes ,corona's Checkmate' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6888 I know I'm a bad cook, but I didnt know it could open the space time continuum 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6889 I don't trust his cooking skills if anything goes wrong in this kitchen I am safe here 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6890 For the millionth time Henry, I said unsalted butter.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6891 I’m certain I said more plates from the FARMER’S market...” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6892 @gordongram is not coming tonight. He's coming next week. Save your suit for then. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6893 Come with me if you want to live” (Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator voice) 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6894 Sorry I’m late. Putting on my PPE was harder than I expected.” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6895 I didn’t realized you wanted my help when you said you were going to get started on dinner, honey. I was just about to go take a walk, do you want to come? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6896 Is it the smell? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6897 Life’s not as easy as it used to be in the medieval days. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6898 A knight in Covid19 armor. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6899 Vegan?!?!?!!???!!!?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6900 Don’t you know before going into the kitchen to cook you need a coat of armor? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6901 Do you mind?! I'm suffocating in here." 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6902 No ! Just go, and take that horse you rode in on. " 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6903 Thanks for coming to help, but did you have to wear THOSE shoes?” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6904 Do you think you could turn that music off? I told you I was going to be on my LARP Zoom call.” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6905 We fired the other cooks to afford proper delivery equipment 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6906 Good one. Does it cook or clean? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6907 Not what I meant when I said we could share my pots and pans. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6908 Off to the supermarket for more ingredients 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6909 This is not what I had in mind when I told her I wanted a "boys night!" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6910 I’m ready for the grocery store” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6911 For the last time, I’m not wearing this hunk of metal because of corona. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6912 Trying to rule the world is hard. I wish i was an alien. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6913 Should we use the Bronze Plates tonight? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6914 No, no grail... I think I may have a sous-vide somewhere in here if you want...” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6915 It’s Knight Time. I’ve Been Cooking All Day.” 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6916 I trust that shrubbery you are cooking looks nice and is not too expensive." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6917 Thank God I didn't marry Gordan Ramsey 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6918 Can you tell me if this bleach stew needs anything?” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6919 The fact that your suit is non-stick really isn’t helping right now, Dave” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6920 Fine! We’ll switch back jobs tomorrow.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6921 'I've followed a tutorial for diy quarantine mask. Ready to go grocery shopping now'. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6922 Honey when I told you on our wedding night I would be your knight in shining armor....” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6923 'No, no, no -- I said the cast iron ' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6924 Darn, I forgot to download your new update 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6925 'This isn't where I parked my horse...' 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6926 - You’re doing it wrong. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6927 I said i needed some help and you had to drag out the shining armour to prove the point. What a night! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6928 It’s still your turn to wash the dishes, Carl. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6929 Enough, I made a time machine and I’m gonna Netflix and chill with Napoleon,bye” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6930 'I said I was going to make dinner for a surprise, not a Sir Prize.' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6931 Somewhere in Wuhan China- “Trust me bro, Batman won’t bother you anymore” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6932 Your wife is your knight during war 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6933 Siri, how long is left on my timer 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6934 'Quick, hide before my wife walks in.' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6935 ‚Ummm,.... What is - 20-20 hind sight?‘ 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6936 ‘The store was all out of night shade plants. This was all I could find.’ 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6937 Just because you’re six feet away doesn’t mean it’s safe for you to continue micromanaging, Gerald..” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6938 Dude, where’s your mask? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6939 Its already burnt, you need not wear PPE to eat” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6940 2 bowls of disinfectant soup for table number 4 please.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6941 Next time, You go out and find the spaghetti!” . 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6942 The can opener is in the top drawer” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6943 Jacinda Ardern, is that you?” #beatCovi 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6944 How is LARPing considered an essential service?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6945 Lance, I think you’re missing the point of the art recreation challenge. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6946 Wait, they said I was up against Bobby Flay! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6947 'That man can't cook... day or knight' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6948 So when I said I was learning to cook at night school...” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6949 Your plague tonic looks a little weak. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6950 Disinfectant wipes?? I thought you said Mid-evil Knight...” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6951 ‘Honey, what did I tell you?! Time machine stays in the basement!’ 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6952 ''Noodles!' Not 'feudal.'' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6953 No, I said FARMER’S Market!” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6954 Are you mentally prepared to start doing the dishes? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6955 2020 asking you what’s wrong” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6956 “paper towels and garlic I said!” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6957 'Pardon me Sir, my horse ran out of gas. Do you have some celery?' 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6958 You’re supposed to be self-isolating...” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6959 Noble duty 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6960 go to the store and buy indulgence 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6961 I said ‘faucet,’ not ‘gauntlet’.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6962 Honey, I said help not yield.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6963 I’m hoping this will protect me from coronavirus and your cooking. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6964 You’ve got to be kidding, ‘You only do tables’! A lotta help you are!” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6965 Extra oil please 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6966 No, Lancelot, I am not up for a sword fight. Now please stop staring and set the table. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6967 The code of chivalry says nothing about this” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6968 'I told you we didn't need more toilet paper!' 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6969 I’d help except I’m concerned about rust 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6970 So pizza from round table?” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6971 No you can’t use my helmet!” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6972 Argh! Now I’m the one stuck at home feeding the kids all day while you are out shopping!” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6973 Here for the Uber Eats order. You went light on the sauce, yeah? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6974 Don’t worry sire, you’re still lord of the land in my eyes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6975 Literally, when you’re in the kitchen is like night and day 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6976 An apron would have sufficed! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6977 So, a little boiled over, l thing you are overreacting! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6978 I was only a porter Medieval Times. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6979 Can you even see what I'm doing? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6980 Sorry, honey. The Whole Foods was out of eggs. Or was it cream you wanted? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6981 Aren’t you taking the masks and gloves a bit too seriously? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6982 And I thought Timothy was bad. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6983 get yourself a drink , dinner will be served in five mon armour 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6984 Why do I always get the knight shift? 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
6985 I am ready to go to the store for more oregano if that is what you really want. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6986 I don't care if you're in your PPE. It's your turn to do the dishes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6987 Don’t just stand there.. help me battle this mess! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6988 Besides fireproof, will this armour let me add just a pinch of salt to my Beef Bourguignon? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6989 The ad clearly states it's a "night" shift position! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6990 Now make yourself useful and go set the round table! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6991 Return with yeast, or don't return at all. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6992 Do the rules for social distancing apply to you? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6993 Can you lend a gauntlet? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6994 Just what do you mean by that? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6995 I'm your new Sous-Chef. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6996 I am the ghost of Christmases past! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6997 I don't want to be one of those "kink-shaming" types but this is getting to be a bit much 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6998 Honey, you're taking this self-quarantine to a whole new level. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6999 A knight in shining armor, eh? You try shining after a full day of cooking, cleaning and keeping three hyperactive kids Out of trouble! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7000 I came dressed ready for your cooking! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7001 Are you going to help?! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7002 It's not the first time I've used an Instant Pot, for your information. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7003 You can't be in here dressed like that—there's no way your footwear meets OSHA standards! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7004 Wither goest the mushroom omolette? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7005 Come on Richard, my kitchen is not that dirty. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7006 You got a can opener? Ya, I got a can opener. Why? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7007 You’ll do anything to avoid cooking, won’t you, Shelia? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7008 No, I can take the heat in the kitchen. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7009 You're not listening. I said, 'I want to spend the night alone'. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7010 You’re right. We should have followed your suggestion for a knight out. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7011 Instead of just standing there, why don't you help clean up, Ajax? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7012 I thought we were dressing up for dinner. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7013 I asked the genie for a nice wine for the parma, not a knight in shining armor! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7014 Look at us both, sweating away! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7015 Apron, not armor 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7016 No, I said iron SKILLET... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7017 Leave on your apron... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7018 Take the shining armor off, my knight, and shine some of these pots. What was I thinking! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7019 You are not socially distancing! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7020 Can I borrow that costume before my wife returns? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7021 No thanks, I prefer a minimalist approach to PPE. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7022 This was only supposed to be a one knight stand. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7023 If you think I’m going to let you go to the round table, without a square meal, you got another thing coming. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7024 Great... a knight in shining armor. Do you know how to cook? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7025 No, goddammit, I don't know where the goddam can opener is. Open your goddam visor and look for it. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7026 I said "Grail" not "Gruel" 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7027 We agreed the kitchen would be your responsibility, and the armory would be mine. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7028 Sorry, it seems I set the temperature too high and burned the dragon. Go figure. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7029 Thank goodness - you’re early! My Renaissance dinner party is a disaster. Time to go medieval and storm the neighborhood for take out! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7030 I’ll take over the pressure cooker 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7031 No, no, no! I said conductive and *non*-reactive. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7032 "...Succeed where a less fantastic man would fail... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7033 Six feet I said! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7034 Now you show up? Mr Knight in shining armor! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7035 Right away, Sir. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7036 Please don't give me that excuse that you were on another crusade again. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7037 Sorry I'm late for the knight shift 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7038 This is turning into a real Knightmare. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7039 Tell Arthur to take a chill. You think it's easy cooking for 13?? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7040 Well, you can see the mess, start shinning up a few things. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7041 Sorry I'm late. Where's the tin opener? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7042 Well, I'm sorry, but we can't go to White Castle *every* night. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7043 Yes, I did order fifty pounds of silverware, but this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7044 I know that this a battle zone, but come on man up, it is not that bad. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7045 Hardy har har. Very funny. I am NOT that bad in the kitchen! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7046 You’re not what I wanted when I said “I’d like stainless steel in my kitchen”... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7047 Okay, I get it-by my "late middle ages" I should know how to cook. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7048 I don’t think your choice of PPE is helping your culinary performance. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7049 No, I asked you to prepare the round table for dinner 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7050 This isn't the domestic terror I hired you to fight. How are you even going to eat spaghetti? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7051 I said you'd need an iron STOMACH to try this. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7052 This is a grease fire; that armor is for fighting people. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7053 Extinguisher,not Excaliber! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7054 OK you stiff, no more oil! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7055 The knight from hell 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7056 Fuck Agincourt - can't you see we're short-handed?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7057 I asked for the "NIGHT' shift! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7058 It must be a bit hot for you here, darling? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7059 They ran out of masks for the waitstaff. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7060 What do you mean I should have used Pam? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7061 Times up! We'll have to order online--the king is getting hangry! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7062 So, you’re the new Brawny guy? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7063 Would you like to see my lance? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7064 Why can’t i be the Knight in shining armor. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7065 That's not what I meant when I said you have the night shift . 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7066 The Knight Shift 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7067 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to bring the ironware. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7068 Your request is a bit over the top! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7069 Do you want me to make the salad? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7070 I know it’s you and you’re late; the chicken is burning. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7071 Honey, I think it’s time you wore a mask too. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7072 You can slay a Dragon but you can't poach an egg? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7073 I recently did a course on disaster management!Gosh!But this is terrible than the syllabus!! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7074 I thought we said Spaghetti and Medievil Knight Thursday? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7075 OK, YOU be the cook and I'll be the knight in shining armor. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7076 I think I might have mixed up your oil with mine. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7077 Is now a bad time to show off my utensil-made suit? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7078 What I said on the phone, Jer, was an idiom, not meant to be taken literally. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7079 You know, this used to be your job until you decided to take quarantining to the max. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7080 I know I'm making a mess but don't you think you're taking COVID 19 a little too seriously? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7081 You could have asked for my extra apron. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7082 No, I DON'T have a long-handled spoon suitable for jousting. And since when did your Round Table pals require a five-course meal?? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7083 No Game of Thrones tonight, Honey. Grab an apron and help me with this dinner; I have to teach the kids Chapter 6 of the ‘new math’ book tonight. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7084 She is looking for more of a knight in shining armor. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7085 Do you think you can get out of that thing by dinner time, Ardelia? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7086 Sorry, this isn't stainless steel 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7087 Well, don't just stand there. Make yourself useful. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7088 I'll take my chances outside the castle. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7089 Nice, but how fast can you move? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7090 No, I'm not being defensive about my mess. You should talk! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7091 I'll pass on the mace. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7092 Hey, my cooking’s not THAT bad! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7093 We raze the soufflé at dusk. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7094 That's not the protective gear I meant for you to wear to prepare the food! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7095 Just in time. I'm out of metal. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7096 Your round table will do, but I have been sent to inquire about a Lazy Susan. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7097 This is the third time this week you've been home late from work! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7098 No, it is not gluten free. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7099 "We're back-ordered pretty badly. You want 1500, try next Wednesday." 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7100 Finally, you're here. I need a pot of boiling oil. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7101 She wanted you to pull out her chair, not sword fight my sous-chef! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7102 I bought you another 30 minutes. I showed them a new game. Knights love Heads Up! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7103 And you had to borrow my canned cook armor precisely Today! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7104 I’d help but liquids make me rust... 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7105 Is this the Knight Kitchen? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7106 Now is when you decide to tell me the table is round?! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7107 I called 911, not for a “knight In shining armor”! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7108 Okay, goddammit, then YOU cook! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7109 Whoa!!!! it's a convection oven 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7110 Well, it's the first time for both of us!! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7111 Well the Holy Land is just going to have to wait until after dinner 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7112 Remember to grab the Roma tomatoes this time. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7113 What? I didn't have an apron... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7114 Chivalry, are you dead? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7115 I said we need cast-iron cookware,not we need to wear cast iron to cook. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7116 You've made your point. I do need PPE. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7117 I know that the Lord works in mysterious ways, but I am not cooking in the Holy Grail! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7118 OK. OK. You're the better cook. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7119 I don't care if there's a dragon, you're still doing the washing up. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7120 I said dinner would be formal. Not *feudal.* 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7121 Thanks, but Arthur postmated Ramen again. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7122 I've run out of clean underwear. Do you know where we keep the laundry detergent? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7123 You know cleaning up after yourself is part of the 'Code of Chivalry,' right? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7124 Her knight in shining armor is a man who can cook, so you can go on back home now. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7125 It is my personal protection equipment. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7126 I came a long way for this crap? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7127 Oh no, not again - we always have this problem when the hard of hearing use the audio version of job adverts for working nights ... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7128 You were SUPPOSED to be my knight in shining armor. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
7129 Stop worrying, it's not like people come to Medieval Times for the food anyways... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7130 Verily, the question be who is wearing a codpiece, and who is not. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
7131 I don't have a lobster pot that's big enough for you. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
7132 Don't worry I'll blend it. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
7133 Uh...did you say chopped or diced onions? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
7134 My knight in shining armour. Some food and protection gear in times of corona. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7135 I thought you might need some help 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7136 You wuss. It happens when you cook! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
7137 Dang it Phil, I said 'Time for the 'CROUSTADE!' 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7138 You’re cooking? I thought you said we gonna have a knight out.” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7139 Sorry honey, they were out of milk 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7140 You only had to slay dragons to win YOUR lady fair! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7141 Right. Crudites, not crusade. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7142 The best cooks not only use stainless steel… They are stainless steel 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7143 Does it look like there's takeout? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7144 I only asked for oven gloves 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7145 You said stir the pot not go medieval on it 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7146 It's TOO LATE for a can opener 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7147 I know we're doing "Italian Night" a little differently, but that's "armour" not "amore" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7148 'Not today Mr. Corona. My kitchen is in a mess. Could you probably help me clean before my wife arrives?' 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
7149 Karen, please, you don’t need that level of personal protective equipment in the house. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
7150 I’m protecting myself and cooking a steak in here at the same time.” 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7151 I thought you ordered KNIGHTSHADE vegatables. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7152 Let me get this straight. Not only are you late for your first day on the job, you also think that the cooks at Medieval Times wear body armor? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7153 No! !I'll do the dishes. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
7154 Yes... I understand that we need to update the protocols for anti-epidemic measures ... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
7155 The pizza parlor has a BOGO promo for carry-out orders 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
7156 The damsel in distress is upstairs, hurry up before I burn down this kitchen! 🔥 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7157 “I asked you to go to the store an HOUR ago and instead you’ve used up all the tin foil!” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7158 I’m sorry to pull you away from your Zoom virtual medieval reenactment group again, but I need your help with dinner, honey.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7159 what’re you looking at? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7160 I don’t care if I agreed to do dishes, THAT is laundry 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7161 I appreciate your confidence. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7162 Aren't you taking the 'Iron Chef's thing a little too far? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7163 I’d help but it’s really hard to get on and off 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7164 I said ... I “MIGHT” need some help here !? ... “MIGHT” ! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7165 A knight in shinning armor was meant figuratively John! 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7166 Don't stand there looking so cavalier, you chevalier. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7167 Give me a scotch, I'm starving." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7168 I queued at Wholefoods and slaved away for hours and NOW you tell me you’re on the knight shift. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7169 You didn't happen to grab a frozen pizza while you were out, did you?" 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7170 Gladys, I said, "Where's the tarragon?", not "There's a dragon!" It's final, we're calling Dr. Dao tomorrow for that hearing test! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7171 Now is not the time for medieval combat Jeffery! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7172 It's not my health I'm worried about, Chris. This suit of armour is for the general good." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7173 If you spent less time on “historically accurate” PPE and more time in the kitchen, our Medieval Times take-out service would be working! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7174 So what is Dragon fruit exactly? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7175 Rudy Giuliani serving Donald Trump 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7176 You think it's just an appropriate suit for the New Dark Age?" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7177 My kitchen is not that unsafe. I have stopped using pressure cooker after the last time too. Let that suit go already!" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7178 « And I thought I lived hard times » 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7179 Sorry dinner isn’t quite ready...I didn’t expect you home from Jousting so early.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7180 The cavalry have arrived” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7181 Can you smell what I'm cooking ?" 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7182 Damn it! You and your tales of pageantry! Now look what you've made me do!" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7183 ‘I know he wants the meat burned to a crisp, George, but did you ask if a classic chasseur is OK?’ 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7184 Are you trying to tell me the kitchen looks like a war zone when I cook?" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7185 the horse can't have salt! didn't Ronny sent you the memo? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7186 This is absolutely the right time to Dilly Dilly 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7187 Listen, we all have our own ways to keep the virus away 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7188 „Sorry, I forgot to tell you Dave’s horse is vegan.” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7189 You got ripped off on your Iron Man costume. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7190 Do you really think I care about your big life projects crusading those science negationist infidels ? I've got a damn burnt chicken to deal with, Nathan. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7191 Have you seen my sword? Nevermind... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7192 Where were you 8 centuries ago?" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7193 No, I don't have any extra pans for horse armor! Just take a bike ride 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7194 I have a job, too, but I feel like I’m the only one who ever does any work around the house. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7195 This food won't harm you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7196 ... It was the only mask that I could find online” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7197 We’re all just overwhelmed honey, I would never hurt you with kitchen tool.” Also, coronavirus can live on metal surfaces, let’s use some of this hot water to clean you off.” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7198 So this is what you meant when you said ‘for kingdom and country’?” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7199 #i guess chivalry really IS dead! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7200 Chivalry may be dead, George, but I’m going to need you to start pulling your weight around here.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7201 I was trying to be the knight in shining armor” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7202 Even a knight in shining armour can't save my culinary skills 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7203 Apparently chivalry IS dead—and you’re about to join it.” 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7204 The Round Table is still waiting on their chili cheese fries.” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7205 Knight says: “ Do we have any straws? “ 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7206 "This is NOT what I meant by stainless steel cookware!" 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7207 You should’ve used non-stick.” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7208 Well, that's elaborate. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7209 No, that's not your lance burning in there" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7210 Oh, I guess they only had the dull armor left? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7211 Not what I meant when I suggested an Iron chef challenge 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7212 Well if you’re just going to stand there, I’d much prefer the horse 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7213 When entering the portal, they warned me about a virus, not about chaotic wizards." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7214 I’m here to rescue you. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7215 Do you think this works as a mask” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7216 I took the rubbish out, why’s dinner not ready?” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7217 I hear full body suits are in high demand again, so I dug out this really old one from the loft. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7218 What the hell do you mean you're going out for takeout?! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7219 'Nice try, new dishwasher guy, but that mask won't stop the virus and your armor's definitely going to rust...' 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7220 Is that the one with the asbestos? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7221 I am afraid to tell you that the takeover is complete! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
7222 That’s not what I meant with putting on the silverware!” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7223 Life without a tin opener 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7224 The one thing you heard is, “we need to talk”? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7225 The Prince and Princess of Quarantine would like to know when their dinner will be ready. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7226 There’s only one way to decide who will clean this kitchen. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7227 I had something else in mind when I said, ‘it’d be nice to have a peaceful night for once’” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7228 And you thought the Crusades were difficult. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7229 Oh, so now you’re ready to help?” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7230 What do you mean this armor doesn’t protect me from coronavirus? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7231 Oh, this is just to protect me from your cooking. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7232 Honey, I think you’ve gone overboard with all this cooking...” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7233 Only one of us is foreign to this planet. Me, cooking in this kitchen. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7234 The doc said I was low on iron” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7235 'I'm telling you, even though that protects you from both patriarch and covid, I still need you here honey, look at the mess I've done! Me and the kids are hungry!' 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7236 I thought we agreed, no LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING at dinner” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7237 How did you forget the oil?” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7238 I would help, but... you know... social distancing.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7239 Is this your way of saying you can't do the dishes again... because you'll rust?! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7240 Man-made makes man now 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7241 When I said you’d be working the line tonight I didn’t mean the front line.” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7242 I told you to cut the onions 2 hours ago 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7243 Where’s your face mask?” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7244 I can see how unflinching you are in protecting yourself from sickening housework, Maggie 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7245 But won’t the disinfectant make it rust? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7246 Covid is the least of my worries right now, Ed. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7247 It’s just dinner....” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7248 The store was out of PPE” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7249 This Bolognese it takes hours. You'll have to wait. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7250 'I told you there could only be one Iron chef.' 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7251 'So much for being the guardian of the sacred fire' 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7252 You’re picking NOW to ask how my 401k is doing?” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7253 'That won’t save you from helping me in the kitchen!” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7254 'Where were you when I needed you?' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7255 Sorry Ben, didn’t you suggest having a shield night?” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7256 I asked for yeast, not slay a beast. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7257 🙌 who are you , the good knight ... no this is what I'll be sleeping inif you don't clean up after yourself , that's a good night... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7258 I should be back from the store in about an hour. Just text me if there's anything else I should pick up. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7259 Chivalry?? I thought you were dead!” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7260 'Darling, you don't have to wear that every time.' 'What, the apron?!?' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7261 Let me guess, you’re Gordon Ramsay and you’re here to save my kitchen.” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7262 They told me it was in style 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7263 You can slay a dragon but you can’t help with dinner?? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7264 sorry ... it's my turn to go to the super market 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7265 Could have just asked me 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7266 « Warren, have you seen my car keys ? » 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7267 What. It's time to go back? Now?? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7268 Where are you going to put your grocery list? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7269 'Honey when is the next stimulus check coming? I think I need a trusty steed' 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7270 Chivalry isn’t dead. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7271 -“Where have you been!?” -“They said we’re in times of war.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7272 It’s been a rough day, ok?” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7273 Susan, coughing because you didn’t chew your food properly and got it stock in your throat does not count as corona virus and I don’t have to be a doctor to tell you that. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7274 I said All-Clad not ironclad. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7275 'Back to basics for PPE. What do you think?' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7276 I said I’m looking for an organic cattle farmer, not heavy battle armor 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7277 I'm ready for cooking with you tonight 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7278 No, I said, “tonight.” 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7279 Your knight savior has arrived to relieve you of our civil roles you decided to switch “for fun”. I finished painting the porch. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7280 'who's a good human. who's a good human' 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7281 No, I will not guest-star on Kitchen Knightmares. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7282 I'm here to pick up an order 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7283 Hey Knight, pass me the knife in the drawer. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7284 No worries. I've ordered take-out. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7285 My plate protects me from your plate! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7286 You must be the new can opener. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7287 Don't just stand there!Help me! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7288 What happened to the rest of the regiment? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7289 Trust me, this isn't the first complaint I've made about your eggs benedict. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7290 Rescue dinner service and I'll give you half my culinary empire. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7291 Okay, now let's see if iron man has an iron stomach. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7292 You're fired. Go back play spear and swords with your friends. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7293 You know what I meant when I said night shift. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7294 Sir, you’re a few centuries late. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7295 And you said that role-playing would spice up our relationship... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7296 What do you want? I am here to solve your problems, my Lord ... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7297 It's been a tough night" Reuben Jones, Berkeley, C 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7298 It wasn’t as easy as it looked, was it? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7299 When I said antique cast iron is better, this isn’t what I meant. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7300 You said you just wanted a nice knight! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7301 The round table dinner is next week, sir. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7302 You and your eleven friends can go home. Dinner is ruined! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7303 Ready to help you with the deep frying. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7304 No, breakfast won't take a year and a half; and you only need a mask. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7305 I was sent by a damsel in distress 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7306 Your horse is ready. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7307 I said the iron...PAN!!! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7308 Does this look like the Holy Grail?" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7309 No....I did not mean protective gear to clean up the kitchen mess. I meant the kind of protective gear you need to go to the market and bring back dinner for tonight . 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7310 I don’t care where you’ve been. I told you the guests will be here at six. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7311 Maybe the virus doesn`t stick to Teflon, but you’re not wearing an N 95 mask! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7312 Listen, with the mask and glove shortages, we had to improvise so that we could get these deliveries out the door. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7313 Ok I'm ready, do we need anything besides garlic? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7314 Lookin' sharp Mr. Jones. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7315 My kingdom for a horseradish 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7316 Can't you stop asking me for a can opener? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7317 Don’t you have carnations to distribute!? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7318 And I thought I'd married a knight in shining armour! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7319 I'm all for personal protective equipment, but that seems a bit too old school to me. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7320 Your aversion to risotto is positively medieval. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7321 YES,Lancelot,this is what a truly evolved man looks like! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7322 Did you forget the wine? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7323 If you were expecting a disaster in the kitchen, you could've just called for take-out! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7324 No, I don't see your horse. By the way, today's special is Le Cheval steak tartare. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7325 Oh, c'mon, it wasn't splattering that much! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7326 What d'ya mean you can't give me a hand as you're social distancing? STAND STILL and watch how handy I am with a can opener! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7327 Except that you're on a trip finding yourself and I'm taking care of the household,- yeah I could maybe use a little help!!! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7328 I liked it better when I prepared for battle & you prepared dinner! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7329 Not very subtle, Lance. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7330 Can I get an Iron Chef application? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7331 Just go back to the round table with your buddies, have another glass of mead and I'll let you know as soon as this mutton is done.. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7332 I said we had pandemonium in the kitchen, not a pandemic. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7333 No, Ted, I said this was a night’s work. Now, I’m going to kick a knight’s tale. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7334 Caviar? Or Grubhub? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7335 I'm sorry I'm late. It was raining. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7336 Stop asking if our kebabs come on jousts 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7337 Well, it's thorough. But I don't think it will protect you 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7338 Not only do you bring the wrong kind of plate, you’re wearing it so we can’t serve anything on it. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7339 Next time, take off your armor when you prepare pottage. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7340 I ordered delivery of a crustacean, not you 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7341 You're suggesting that you need PPE for my cooking??? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7342 No dear, you can polish yourself tonight. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7343 I'm not that bad at this cooking thing! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7344 i guess its too late to ask if you need help? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7345 Aw shit man, you have to clean up your mess if you want to stay with me 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7346 You and your damned iron stomach. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7347 I said bring the hot plate, not the full plate! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7348 I asked for a sous chef, not a suit chef. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7349 Relax, I’m just making waffles! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7350 I asked you to help around the house, not get into your Formal Friday outfit. I have a Zoom call in 20! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7351 I don't care about the floor, but polish your stainless steel. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7352 Sir Mix-a-lot! About time. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7353 I know you're busy, but do you have a tablecloth that fits a Round Table? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7354 But I’M the essential one. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7355 Bring me a stiff drink, willya?! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7356 I don't know why keep I listening to you. Every time it's, "Use the cast iron." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7357 No, that's not a dragon's lair 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7358 This wouldn't have happened if we used my cauldron. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7359 The Midspring Nightmare. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7360 This is what a man does now-a-days to rescue their Damsel in Distress... Yeah, housekeeping sucks! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7361 I see you are ready for dinner. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7362 I am just trying to provide myself maximum protection in this highly toxic environment. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7363 I, I don't serve it with a straw! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7364 Not matter what happens, I will not let you steal my job too robot! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7365 I only work round tables. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7366 Argh, you're dressed for dinner already? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7367 I'm not a sous chef Arther. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7368 When you requested your steak cooked very rare, how much bloodier than your sword do you expect that to be? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7369 Look around, Buddy! Do you really think I have time to shine your armour? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7370 I think you misunderstood when I said, “special night.” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7371 I said I was going to prepare dinner, can you join me tonight, not to come dressed as a knight!!! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7372 You still have doubts about the yeast’s vitality? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7373 You can complain when YOU have to go grocery shopping. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7374 yeah cool whatever man. look I don't really have time for this that cottagecore blogger I met on tinder is going to be here in 30 minutes and if she sees that I don't actually have a sourdough starter- 1.1500 0.05221 60 54 4 2
7375 Don't just stand there, set the ROUND table for dinner. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7376 King Arthur in a Connecticut Yankee's House 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7377 Again? I ordered a WHITE knight! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7378 Okay, I get it now. Your regular clothes just threw me. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7379 I thought you could use a little kitchen chivalry. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7380 Do I look like I know where to find the yellow brick road? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7381 no I don't have any grails 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7382 let me cook the bacon 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7383 Have you seen the slap chop? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7384 Homemade glue just doesn't work without your "steed". 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7385 If I had a boil, I would've asked for Lancelot. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7386 Go to the store and bring back a holy grail of salt. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7387 You need to improvise when you take over 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7388 Reginald, you know you're supposed to be saving the real armor for the actual Knights out there putting themselves at risk. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7389 Well, we don't have all knight. Can you grab the potatoes and start pureeing them? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7390 Darling, I think you’re taking this a step too far! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7391 That's great that you serve king and country, but right now you have to serve table 24. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7392 If you weren't so busy playing fortnight... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7393 You're looking awfully shiny for the number of dirty dishes still in the sink 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7394 For viruses and domestic fallout. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7395 Sure, I’ll taste it. You’ve got a can opener for me? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7396 I was wearing a mask but until my wife got involved. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7397 Lance, why don't you make yourself useful and set the table before Arthur goes ballistic. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7398 This is going to be a quest. And they were out of steel wool. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7399 Dear, that isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a night in together with you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7400 I slave away all day to make you a nice dinner and you say you can't eat 'cause you're a little rusty? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7401 Because I’m sick and tired of Armour hot dogs. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7402 Ok, you made your point! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7403 Are you dressed that way in order to avoid Covid 19? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7404 Always the fucking critic. Why don't you back off, Sir Galahad, and drink some bloody Lysol while you're at it. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7405 If this is your idea of personal protective equipment for a grocery run, you’re showing your age! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7406 No, no, this isn’t your precious Grail, it’s the husband - left-to -fend-for-himself-on-wives’-night-out-pot-luck-stew, if you must know! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7407 I ordered steel-cut OATS, not Otis. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7408 I learned my lesson after seeing the barefoot contessa slip while using the deep fryer. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7409 Holy Knights of Labor"! I did not sign up for this 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7410 Thank you for inviting me, but you know I can't help you with the dishes: my hands will get rusty. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7411 Do you have anything I can use to shine my armor? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7412 Look, Donnie, I'm a little too busy to play your knight in shining armor games right now! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7413 When I said the bread aisle would be a battle royale, I didn't mean... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7414 Sorry John, i thought there was a dragon in the kitchen. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7415 Perhaps another pinch of salt. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7416 You said you were just leaving to grab an apron. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7417 Chef, why are we reopening if we're still considered a hot spot? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7418 Honey, not now. And besides, I said a "Bite" fetish, not a Knight fetish" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7419 We are living longer this way... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7420 That is the wrong sort of protective clothing 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7421 I have had past experience. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7422 If we were a cartoon I would make an Iron Chef joke. But we are real and sentient, and I need you to get out of that costume so you can resume your duties as sous chef! When I hired my brother I thought "This will be great! He'll be responsible..." 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7423 Very funny honey, now have a seat at the round table, I’ve got this. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7424 I used to think fighting dragons was hard! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7425 I told you, sirloin's off, it'll have to be rib-eye. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7426 I told you they are poached eggs. Not fried. I am so sick of you. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7427 No, it's just grease flambé 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7428 OK. You've made your point. Next time you'll cook dinner. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7429 You call that PPE? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7430 No, the apron is quite enough thank you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7431 I don't care if you lost the joust, I told you to pick some oregano from the supermarket. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7432 I told you about that metallic taste in your cooking. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7433 I don’t need more armor, I need a hammer. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
7434 I realize it looks like a Food-fight Battlefield, but whose side are you on? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7435 Who are you? How did you get into my apartment?! I would call the POLICE ... if I didn't have to keep stirring this RISOTTO!!! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7436 I thought you said "Holy Gruel." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7437 You may be a knight in shining armor, but I can handle this by myself. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7438 Don't be afraid. It's the N96. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7439 You can shelter in place, but NOT in my kitchen 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7440 Is everything you need on the list? I’m going out there. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7441 I told you not to spend your stimulus check on virtual cooking classes... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7442 Farewell and Good Knight! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7443 Now is not the time to ask, Freddie, "Where's your mask?" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7444 Does this make me Sancho? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7445 Defensive eating is not a thing! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7446 I keep telling you there's no dragon here; I just burnt my sourdough again! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7447 Well, since you're here, you might as well make yourself useful and grab me some salt, would you? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7448 No, I'm not afraid of catching corona virus in the kitchen! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7449 Well if you spent as much time shining those dishes as you did on your armor, this kitchen would look a lot different right now. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7450 I said I wanted a knife, not a knight! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7451 'They said there was a damsel in distress here" 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
7452 You fear boiling water? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7453 I will eat your food... but I plan to die fighting! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
7454 I’ll need a paper straw with my meal.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7455 What the hell is a Waldorf salad ? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
7456 I’ve got to go in...” 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
7457 I have a news cooking for you, mate 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7458 Non-Essential CEO and the Last Crusade of Isolation” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7459 I know the 21st Century is at a war of its own, but I’m going to have to ask that you please stop stockpiling the stainless steel cleaner” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7460 Really Ted? Must you take everything I say so literally? I meant figuratively speaking! I said I wanted a Knight in Shining armor in the sense of chivalry. You know, like actually doing the dishes for once!" #gayhumo 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7461 I need to avoid getting the corona, if you want me to do the groceries. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7462 Mark I asked you to set the timer for thirty minutes, not forty-five” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7463 "Great covid suit" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7464 You were supposed to register us for stainless steel kitchenWARE. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7465 Not now Don Quixote!!! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7466 'The Renaissance Festival isn't for 3 more weeks! 'Method acting' doesn't fix the kitchen!' 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7467 “Order up, the new delivery guy is here” 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7468 'You may wield sword and armor, but my weapon are spatula and pan. The funny thing is, they're both made from steel. The morale lesson: use your tools wisely. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7469 Cooking wasn’t in the prenup” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7470 Cook: “We need more...” Knight: “Say no more.” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7471 I never thought I would need personal protection equipment at home.” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7472 You may need an online cooking class” “well, You’ve gotta update your PPE!” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7473 Oh relax. It was one grease fire... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7474 Um... is dinner almost ready? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7475 What?! You said this was all about presentation! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7476 You seek a grail. Wrong spelling. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7477 I gave up on trying to make sourdough bread, anyways good luck at tryouts 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7478 You might want to find a more congenial spot, buster. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7479 Honey, you’re taking quarantine a little too seriously. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7480 Damn, Don! First the windmills and now my kitchen? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7481 Turns out the knight in shining armour is a knight-mare! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7482 I don't know from Covid, but you make me nervous. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7483 All I asked was for just one knight to help, and I get you! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7484 Atlas is late for work, apparently. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7485 Anytime I need help with dinner I'm a "wretched serf", huh? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7486 Saucier Gauvain shot daggers at the green kitchen brigade. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7487 It is haute cuisine not medieval war. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7488 Go back to the round table, I don’t need any "chivalry" right now. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7489 No, considering your cooking, I don't think my apron is 'a bit extreme!' 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7490 Your codpiece didn't need that high of heat. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7491 You found how many more worthy knights for dinner? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7492 Reporting for work 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7493 Unless that thing has a built in spatula, I don't want to hear it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7494 I'm just cutting meat for the stew. Circumcision is not currently on my agenda ! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7495 "This is what Chivalry looks like today!" 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7496 After switching places you’ll know my battles. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7497 Great you found the armor! Welcome to ‘Get Your Wife to Cook School’. As soon as I strain this, we’ll review Mess Skills and then move on to Clumsy Knife Skills.” 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7498 I smelled fire, so I ran” 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7499 Joisting was great sport but I can't' come back until I finish this cooking contest. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7500 Have you no faith in my culinary skills? "Grab an apron" does not transulate to battle stations! 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7501 I know Arthur had a cook at Tintagel. Who does he think I am? Merlin? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7502 I'm your fairy godmother. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7503 I just asked you to help me in the kitchen...DEAR! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7504 Well I think I actually did better than last time, you are just being dramatic. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7505 George, I told you when we got married, I cook passionately, and I meant, passionately. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7506 Tell everyone at the round table that we are short staffed. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7507 I'm sorry I'm NO Merlin-in-the-kitchen. Just set the round table. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7508 Medieval Times may be an essential service but I’ve had it with picking up your slack. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
7509 I thought you meant stir 'things' up.. 🐾 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
7510 I said I wanted croutons, not a crusade" 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7511 Well, at least you won't be ingesting 'em household cleaners like they do in that suit, Leroy. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
7512 These Peapod substitutions are getting absurd 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7513 You’re looking at knights of the empty table at this point! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7514 I have a hard time at night, okay. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
7515 Just remember: It's not burnt 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7516 I said steel wool, not steel mail 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7517 Do you want this “to go?” 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
7518 Could you be sure the meat is over 165 degrees? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
7519 Honey I told you to stop trying to make homemade sourdough bread. And no, I won’t get you more flour from the store” 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
7520 My 3rd degree burns have just healed. Do you best! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
7521 You need to wear your P.P.E. to cook for the King. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
7522 You said the recipe included dragon fruit 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7523 You’re oh, so late... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7524 Change the menu to black hart. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7525 Sorry I’m late, Chef. It’s laundry day.” 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
7526 this trash needs to go out for a drink 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7527 I knight...ehhh I might have overcooked it a little” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7528 Are you still going to be ready for the Green Knight premiere tonight?” 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
7529 ...and with that, you’ll be spending the KNIGHT on the couch. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
7530 Have you fry the chips already? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7531 You forgot the pepper." 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7532 I said, “A good NIGHT for take-out” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7533 Too Far East IS West!!! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7534 How can you still count yourself an iron chef, when you've forsaken every vow you ever swore? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7535 You polished up again didn’t you? Ugh! Toxic fumes! But while you’re at it, would you please clean the silver? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7536 Yes, the definition of chivalry has changed, now leave me alone! 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
7537 Duuude, Arthur wanna know what's for dinner" 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7538 Working from is exhausting.. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7539 It’s too late to save me, Michael! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7540 “Hey, Six feet apart!” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7541 I asked you prepare fish from Côtes-d'Armor not fish out a coat of armor 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7542 “One paper straw, please.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7543 I’m all set to go for the grocery shopping (fully protected from corona virus). You want something? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7544 Sir the oil room is that way. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7545 Wrong time for a costume party! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7546 Come on, knight! Let's get this day over with. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7547 'I know it's hard to move in it, but you can take it off *sometimes* can't you?' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7548 Knight in shining armor? I asked for the knight in shining tin foil. We ran out last week. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7549 “you always pick the hardest cosplay themes. this is as close as I could get to “stainless kitchen appliance.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7550 What are you looking at? They said to wear a mask. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7551 'Quick, give me your helmet!' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7552 If you listened to Trump and stepped out of the house our kitchen wouldn’t look like this, honey. I bought us his and hers’ PPE on Etsy. How do I look?” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7553 It was the only mask we have left.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7554 Someone called 911?” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7555 Would you at at least touch it with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole?” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7556 What? At least my quarantine hobby protect us from our enemies.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7557 Beam me back to JFK’s Camelot. I’ll take a missile crisis over your cooking and this pandemic any day... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7558 'There isn't enough armor on planet Earth to save you from the swirling stupidity!' 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7559 Knight says, “It was a chamberpot before you defiled it with your crappy cooking.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7560 Your medieval themed birthday zoom call doesn’t start for another 30 minutes” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7561 Look, I did what I could but all the grocery stores are still out of butter.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7562 I know you’re a Leo, but there are easier ways to dress to go to the supermarket 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7563 I thought you said we were going out for dinner? I put on my good PPE for this?!?! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7564 You said to go buy some pasta and protection...” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7565 It is a virus, not a human bruh! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7566 Don’t forget the extra sauce 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7567 DOES THE DINNER LOOK READY? MI AR-MOR.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7568 Oh good you have a mask, now lend a hand- 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7569 Hey Robert, I know it’s a busy one but just a reminder that I’m headed out to couples therapy.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7570 Do not overcook the pasta or I will taunt you a second time.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7571 Master of the house said your services are no longer needed 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7572 Is cooking your strong suit? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7573 You left it at the faire? How am I supposed to make skewers now 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7574 I said the restaurant would pay only for a face mask. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7575 In the 21st century, THIS is what a knight in shining armor looks like! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7576 Because that supply chain is broken. So I"m just gonna eat. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7577 I said to come for dinner AT night. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7578 You joust. I baste. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7579 What the hell do you mean you need a round table in order to eat? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7580 you think it needs more salt 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7581 I need a sous-chef, not a knight in shining armor. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7582 Did my husband send you? Everything is under control. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7583 First dates: a night in 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7584 Hi, I'm here to pick up a take out order for the Knights of the Round Table. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7585 I asked for a sous chef, not a suited one! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7586 I didn't want YOU as clean as shining armor. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7587 Why can't you contact tracers just wear a mask? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7588 Lockdown has somewhat sharpened Hilda’s sarcasm 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7589 So you get an entire suit of armor and I can't even have a chef's hat?!!! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7590 This is not my usual rescue call. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7591 Dude, are you sure this PPE could protect me from COVID-19 when delivering orders? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7592 Yes, it's the same family recipe! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7593 You must be here for the night shift? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7594 Not doing much of the advertised rescuing if you just stand there. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7595 Why do you feel the need to dress like that just to be my Assistant Chef? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7596 You wanna help? Go set the round table. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7597 I made it clear! I want nothing around in a can! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7598 No, Dear. But thanks for the offer. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7599 I said I wanted a *night* of cooking... together! Where have you been, Larry? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7600 First of all, your armor isn't even shining. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7601 You are over reacting AND the steam will rust you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7602 So, NOW you want to talk? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7603 I have come from the future with your new favourite recipe. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7604 I don't care we need you on dishes. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7605 Honey, the kitchens ins't that bad 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7606 “Defense Production Act PPE is so kinky!“ 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7607 I'm sorry, but we don't have a round table. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7608 I'll fix your lance as soon as I finish this meal. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7609 I said let’s do fondeu tonight. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7610 Yes, I know you have to go to the bathroom, but I STILL don't know where the can opener is! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7611 And I thought all that clanking was me! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7612 Sorry Sir, all I have is olive oil... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7613 And let's see, you're my knight in shining armor. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7614 I told you pottage takes time to cook." 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7615 I want to switch back to the knight shift. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7616 Maybe I'm not as good in cooking as your mother but now you are unduly dramatizing... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7617 Well you wanted to have people over. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7618 I can do it in linear time. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7619 My wife’s in the other room. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7620 Well, he's my horse now! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7621 Tomorrow I'll do the cooking and you do the jousting unless the shelter in place order ends. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7622 Don't just stand there. Our guests are coming in 20 minutes. Hurry, set up your round table! Jaysteinfeld@gmail.com Jay Steinfeld Bellaire, TX 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7623 No, J couldn’t find the flour anywhere, how did it go at the grocery store? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7624 We need to talk about the power balance in this relationship. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7625 Is that CDC-approved PPE? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7626 Go tell the knights of the round table ,the dinner will be late. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7627 Get OUT of my chamber! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7628 Have you got anything for indigestion” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7629 Hi, as your cooking instructor, your wife thought I should help with the cleaning. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7630 Order for Mid-Knight delivery service ready for pickup? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7631 Brave knight, your quest, if you choose to accept it, is to eat this “paella” made from ingredients pulled from the depths of the pantry. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7632 I forgot my oven mitts at home. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7633 Sure! Go be someone else's knight in shining armor while I finish making dinner. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7634 I came for the banana bread 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7635 You might want to clean all this up before the court arrives! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7636 I’ve come to take you back to the Tower. But I haven’t finished my meatballs yet ❗️ 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7637 How did you know it was my turn to cook? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7638 We're out of paprika- don't forget your lance. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7639 That's right, for my cooking you'll NEED a cast-iron stomach." 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7640 What happened to your headache? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7641 I think you just need to a mask. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7642 Don't look at me like that, It was your idea to switch shifts! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7643 Just because you admire Joan of Arc doesn't mean I have to do all the cooking in this household. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7644 This meal is clearly SLAYING me and all you have to say is, "When's dinner?!" 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7645 We're out of clean silverware. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7646 Did you bring the mandrake root? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7647 Yes, the Health Inspectors' union finally came through with the new uniforms. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7648 I guess no one told you the pan is mightier. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7649 That's not what I meant when I said you would be serving the Queen. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7650 I know you're disappointed, but the swordfish did not cme out as planned. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
7651 Your fear of oil splattering is really getting in the way of dinner 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
7652 The guests sitting at the round table have a complaint, you say? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7653 Pitch in. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7654 Pull out a sword and take a chair! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
7655 I can't find the can opener." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7656 “I already set up the round table. What’s taking so long?” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7657 _Don't stand there like a statue,Help!" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7658 No, they're not "top of the line." But at least they aren't tarnished. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7659 What kind of knight in shining armor are you? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7660 Sir, the majesty just asked for some crumpets. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7661 Doesn't do your Mr. Clean image any favors 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
7662 You ere only required to wear a mask and gloves. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
7663 You NEED to hurry.” 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7664 Sorry, but you are not microwavable 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7665 Think you need that protection from my cooking, think again! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7666 I was told I get a free burger with my order of grease.” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7667 Oh really funny dear. I already told you the souffle doesn't need saving. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7668 Sorry man, the armor makes it hard to pitch in. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7669 Hurry up. I’m starving.” 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7670 The queen demands to know why there is no food on her table still 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7671 Just take it off and leave it by the sink" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7672 I said NIGHT ERRAND. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7673 They did say stainless steel was better for everything" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7674 What’d you say?! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7675 "I knew I should have invested in culinary school instead of standingsuitsof armour.com" 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7676 "Very Funny!" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7677 Cure for the plague? Ours or yours?" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7678 "It wouldn't be as shiny if you were here" 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7679 At least I didn’t broil the birthday cake. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7680 I said keep 6 feet away!” @alexzzz 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7681 Is there anything else you mead? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7682 Sorry, no, this is just the Round Table of Pizza. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7683 : “Guy: Am I Knight shining armour material yet? Knight: Not quite.” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7684 Yes, I know you’re an essential worker, but did you forget to pick up milk again?” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7685 - Forget the blueberry pie: we already tried it with the bubonic plague and it didn't work. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7686 Oh, I’m at the wrong battlefield, but it looks like you could use some help. Hand me a spatula. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7687 It looks great, but what is it? I have too much iron in my diet. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7688 I'm not sure which berries you want from the store, what if you go instead? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7689 I said good night not good knight to you ! For heaven's sake 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7690 -Men of medieval times, you had it easy. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7691 What do you think heroes do?!? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7692 don’t just stand there. peel the potatoes!” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7693 'We lost the Holy Land. Instead we are fighting for equality' 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7694 Hey buddy do you gotta can opener? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7695 And I thought I would never miss that! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7696 Luke, you’re a cool guy and all - but you haven’t washed the dishes in over a month 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7697 Friday Knight Special? You're late. Grant me a boon and clean up this mess. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7698 Do something! You have proper PPE! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7699 You forgot the cilantro! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7700 I said bring me the whole quail, not the holy grail. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7701 If you won’t help cook, you can at least lend me a gauntlet in cleaning up. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7702 Your not the Burger King and no you can't get it your way! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7703 You could have told me a bit earlier that you weren't able to slay a dragon for tonight's dinner! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7704 Sorry,but we do require a shirt and tie 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7705 Poached or over easy : is that asking too much? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7706 How can you join me for dinner with the mask? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7707 You said "open" relationship. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7708 For what it's worth, I think you're a talented artist. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7709 The stores were all outta splash guards 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7710 No, your dragon's not in here. Why do you ask? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7711 Running hose, not runny nose. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7712 What do you mean you're eating out? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7713 Knight:" I asked you to make the horse ready not to make horse radish." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7714 I think we may also need some milk. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7715 I said to put on an N95 not an N995. Whatever, we need yeast. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7716 Your turn to teach the multiplication table. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7717 No!.....I'm the all night chef here knight. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7718 Yeah, yeah. I know this isn't what you signed up for when I said 'apartment in 'Hell's Kitchen.' 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7719 Yeah, so do you want those deliveries taken out or not? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7720 Sure it’s old school and clunky but it’s durable and washable—and everyone keeps their distance. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7721 How is Medieval Times gonna miss just one horse when they reopen? They're the ones who threw out all that chicken before they fired you. We're ending feudalism here again, Red Knight. And it starts with stolen horse meat. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7722 I thought your ad was for a sir-chef. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7723 That's actually not all that protective. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7724 I said I needed a "knife" -- not a Knave. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7725 I was just being sarcastic to see what you'd do. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7726 And this didn't stop the plague... Good luck with cooking.. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7727 I'd offer to help, but I'm afraid of rust. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7728 Yes I said once a night is enough but I still need to eat. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7729 Bob, the OTHER stainless steel. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7730 Why don’t YOU go pick up takeout! I can’t leave the house. My armor mask is on back order 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7731 Ah the Amazon order for Armour All showed up right in time” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7732 Who’s lord of the castle now? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7733 "I'm sorry, this isn't going into the dishwasher. You're gonna have to wash it yourself!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7734 I did all this time travel to see you guys still living on food ?! FML 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7735 You’ve been chopped.” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7736 I was told you'd supply the blades 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7737 Home inoculation. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7738 They were out of kitchen towels” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7739 Sir loin I presume?” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7740 That is not what I meant when I said find a hobby!” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7741 Headed to the grocery store, have you seen my lance? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7742 This isn’t the PPE you were looking for was it 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7743 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT THE THIRD ONE WRONG?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE GROG, CRAIG?!” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7744 A Tale of Cuisine and Cosplay: Two interpretations of the midnight snack. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7745 You may be her knight in shining armor now, but that won’t last long after trying to satiate her love of fried chicken. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7746 You said to bring my best silverware, right?" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7747 Why are the stocks so unpredictable?” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7748 Ok, so boredom made you use my spare parts to cook. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7749 At least they gave you something. I still need to cook with my bare hands. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7750 Have you got any oil?” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7751 No honey...I’m not making Crêpes Suzette again. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7752 On the fifth time round, he wondered if he was wasting his time. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7753 I couldn’t find the garlic bread 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7754 can i go grab us takeout now or are you still afraid every cook in the city is contaminated? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7755 Oui, Chef!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7756 I’m protecting myself from your disastrous attempt to make bread” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7757 Sure, but if you keep procrastinating on your washing duties, we will soon have to eat out of that helmet. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7758 So you're the new Knight Porter, huh?" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7759 Don’t forget your lunch. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7760 Industry knight. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7761 Okay I get your point, I had it pretty easy growing up.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7762 I said ‘back in line’, not ‘back in time’.... your food is coming for gods sake! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7763 Is it knight already? How long have I been cookin? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7764 —Social distance dating—. Wow Dave! You give a new meaning to “pan”demic. How do I look for my date? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7765 I think you’re overreacting. I’m not going to spill the soup this time. Wait - have you always had this armor? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7766 Is that supposed to be your mask? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7767 I'll wait for you in the car." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7768 Let me guess; the chivalrous code doesn’t cover dishes either? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7769 If they don’t have onions, I’ll just take two shallots.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7770 I said ‘Let’s order takeout.’ But YOU said ‘Noooo. Cook us something. It’ll be great!’” 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7771 I’ll have the pastrami on rye” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7772 'But you said to take the knight shift' 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7773 you said you’d be done with the kitchen by 6 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7774 I KNEW my great granddad’s armor would come in handy one day. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7775 Trouble getting the soap off your gauntlets?” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7776 I'm not planting a bom here I'm cooking 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7777 “Are the fries still spitting, nave? I can take over, if it would please you.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7778 Your wardrobe is certainly not helping right now. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7779 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet... #whenwillitend #covid19 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7780 See I told you this Game of Thrones costume would come in handy again!” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7781 That outfit won't save us in here. Get mom! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7782 I asked for a soup pan?!? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7783 Chef Marco was officially over the literal take of his late night cook. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7784 When you go downstairs to have a mid-knight snack...” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7785 I proved the theory that the virus lives on metal. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7786 I said, ‘I feel like I’m Primo and you’re Segundo in Big Night!’ What did you think I said?” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7787 'And don't come back without toilet paper this time!' 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7788 Did you really have to add that much oil?” I don’t squeak that badly, do I? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7789 Is that how you're doing your bit in helping reduce pollution and staying home SAFE? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7790 Aunty Lisa! Who let you out of the basement? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7791 Parents: your rooms a mess, go clean it up. Me: ha! You should take a look at my life. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7792 Mi armour, you’re back early!” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7793 - I needed you earlier to help me measure the salt 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7794 I told you you should’ve spit-roasted that hog.” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7795 Hon can you set the table please ? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7796 When i said “battle field” i meant it figuratively” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7797 Someone asked for a brave one to taste your food 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7798 I don’t care how many men you killed at the Battle of Hastings, table 12 still needs more rolls!” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7799 : So just eggs and spinach? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7800 VHAT is with the face Tin-MAN! This is MY mid-KNIGHT SNACK!!” 👨🏻‍🍳🍝⚔️🛡 👁🖤 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7801 There was no room left in Bill and Ted’s phone box” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7802 'No SIR!!! Knife skills are NOT the same as sword skills!!!' @sandyig208 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7803 What, you think this is easy?... Try it out without the steel suit. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7804 We only have one table for a party that large and it’s not round! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7805 Really not the knight for this, Karl. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7806 I would have been here to put out the dragon, but the hostess said the round table was unavailable. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7807 I told you to put the sword in the stone. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7808 Uh . . . maybe you should be doing the cooking and I'll brave the grocery store. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7809 I thought you wanted me to share the cooking! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7810 You were supposed to open up today! Maybe it’s time to buy a car... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7811 - "No restaurants,having to cook at home is like a medieval battle" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7812 What you ordered is positively medieval! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7813 Rome wasn’t built in a day! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7814 Mutton blue-plate special for the round table." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7815 Tom, you've taken the PPE recommendations too far. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7816 The mise en place was your responsibility! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7817 Will you do the dishes? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7818 You're overreacting. The lobster will not be as underdone as the last time. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7819 Sorry, my dishwashing skills are rusty. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7820 Honey, it’s my ‘knight’ to cook. Get it, I’m a knight. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7821 Self isolation doesn't mean you can't help! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7822 Is that you in there Sy Hersh ? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7823 They loved the leek soup and quite look forward to the roasted quail 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7824 I can't cook, I can't quilt .. I can't do anything in my PPE. Don't forget the salt George. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7825 Sorry, but you do not qualify for the night shift, flexible position. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7826 Have you seen my cheese sandwich? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7827 I’ll be right up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7828 Sorry honey but the markets all out of flour 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7829 Well, if it isn't my damsil in shining armor... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7830 No, "Game of Thrones Zoom Happy Hour" is NOT a valid excuse to get out of cooking, Jeffrey! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7831 You buffoon, I asked for more saucers, not more Chaucer!" "Yes Chef! Sorry Chef! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7832 Knight or no knight, I’d smack you for that comment if it were’nt for the mayor’s “social distancing rule.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7833 It's not as good as aN95! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7834 Oh, you meant Armour All. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7835 Sure, it’s easy for you to say. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7836 I said watch the casserole. Not the castle. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7837 Great! So your armor's shining--what I really needed was help with the kitchen. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7838 Excuse moi, I'm trying to make Octopus Soup here... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7839 I asked you to help me! Not save me from myself. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7840 Lance, you told me your were buying an instapot. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7841 I use to be you. The "Knight in Shining Armour". Now Look at Me. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7842 This isn't a smoke signal. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7843 Come on!! It 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7844 Oh common! Don't use 'social distancing' card to not help me cook. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7845 This Gig is not for me. You round table guys better order a few Pizzas. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7846 I was trying to be her knight in shining armor by cooking this gourmet meal, but I’ll have to settle for just the suit. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7847 I'm taking the dog for a walk. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7848 I said an "iron cast stomach"..... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7849 Are you the Armor-All genie? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7850 Wow! you went all the way to protect yourself from the COVID-19 virus. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7851 Go back to your damn table. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7852 It said stir until heated, don't even try to give me the honor talk. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7853 This is not what I meant by ‘more silverware’ 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7854 YOU think burning is a problem. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7855 Take it a little easier on the hot pepper, please. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7856 Nice try, but i need a knight in shining armor! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7857 I see you're well protected against the coronavirus. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7858 And the world is self-destructing while he stands there like some sort of night in shin - ah, come on babe, you know that's not what I meant! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7859 This is not the time to go incognito, Martha. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7860 Looks like you have a bit of a battle there, and I happen to have some extra time 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7861 You're not the only one that has to fight against smoke okay? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7862 Is not PPE. Is to 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7863 That’s hilarious Frank. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7864 Go think of a funny caption, before this gives Mayor de Blasio another idea for an anti-Jew tweet! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7865 Thank you for just standing there. It’s helping. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7866 I'm ready for the battlefield. Put me to work. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7867 The spatter standoff continues. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7868 Good Sir Knight. Would you please pass me the pepper? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7869 So who's talking, me or you? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7870 You wanted Sir Loin? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7871 You can't rush mutton. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7872 Well, by the looks of things, you’re not exactly your wife’s knight in shining armor either. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7873 So what if it’s a mess? If it were up to you, we’d eat nothing but canned food. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7874 Sorry. This is taking longer than I thought. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7875 I said I was looking for the Holy grail,not gruel 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7876 Doesn't mean you're any better, simply because I choose to do battle a different way. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7877 bruh 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7878 Sir, this is a BURGER king 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7879 The round table. Got it. It'll be out when it's ready. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7880 I told you that you should cook it on a spit 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7881 I thought you were only walking to the mailbox? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7882 Somebody must’ve read ‘A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court’ backwards. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7883 I’m quite aware that “the dragon hath wreaked havoc upon our village.” Now grab a towel and help clean up! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7884 You don't want to cook? Suit yourself! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7885 The term 'Iron Chef' is just a marketing thing. Now, take off that ridiculous getup and help me! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7886 You ought to be ashamed of yourself—that bevor should be donated. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7887 So Lance, life with Guinevere isn’t all it was cooked up to be..? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7888 I said, "pan, please" -- not "panoply!" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7889 That's a helmet, dear. You need to wear a mask. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7890 I thought I'd give you a hand in the kitchen. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7891 In spite of that you are closer than 6 feet 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7892 kidding me, is is Halloween alreadyy 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7893 OK, Dragon Fire Grill is good, where else have you had knight cook experience? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7894 Who called the HazMat team? I'm a master chef. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7895 Make yourself useful! Gimme those kneecaps for the risotto. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7896 Sorry, Thursday is spaghetti night 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7897 Do you need a can opener? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7898 But you said it was time to slice and dice! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7899 How many times need I tell you, you can't borrow my can opener! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7900 I will help you once I find a pot holder 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7901 So what's the secret to getting metal that shiny? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7902 if you could just feed me though the visor slits, that would be great 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7903 No - I haven't seen your polisher!!! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7904 My last guess. You want Armour Star Canned Ham? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7905 Don't just stand there. That dragon fruit is not going to slay itself. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7906 Good morning, Suzanne. Real quick, remind me which classes are proficient at hanging up a fucking bath towel? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7907 Oh, please. I've got enough challenge for tonight. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7908 It's gluten-free. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7909 Snapping your fingers and saying "I am Iron Man" is not really helping 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7910 I asked for Mr. Clean! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7911 Fine, but you’re rusting in the soup. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7912 Really? Another Tik Tok recipe?” 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7913 I thought you said your table was round 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7914 The perfect stay at home dress does not exis—“ 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7915 Please don’t tell me, when the smoke clears we’ll be back in the dark ages! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7916 Not to worry. It only smells dangerous. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7917 Why the armor you ask? Just in case it bites back! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7918 Did you sleep in that? 1.1216 0.03825 74 67 6 1
7919 I think just a cloth mask would've been enough protection." 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7920 That is not what I meant when I said you have to have "thick skin" to survive here. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7921 The mask looks good and I even get the body armor. But please, 6 feet away. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7922 I suppose it's a good thing we work at the MET? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7923 alright, going to the market now. “ 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7924 I said CELERY not CHIVALRY” 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7925 No, I do not have a half-hour to do some jousting! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7926 Oh, you said I need to "cook with l'amour" 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7927 Do I look like I have the time to order your round table? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7928 With testing I think this is a winner. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7929 I think you burned it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7930 /You’re/ stuck in here with /me/“ 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7931 Ah! So it seems I am Master chef and you are Master safe. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7932 guy:"are you going to do something or what" mom: "I BROUGHT YOU IN THIS WORLD SO, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT AND I Don't know how to get out" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7933 The rules of our round table is that we all be served simultaneously. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7934 The casserole is prepared, winter is coming... mother-in-laws. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7935 Knight to eat too. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7936 “there better be a face covering under that helmet” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7937 That’s not what I meant by night shift.” 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
7938 I'm here for my Zoom call" 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7939 Is that suit magnetic? It's time for some action 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7940 Your self-isolation is going too far, babe. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7941 What’s for dinner toknight? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7942 Surprise! That's what chivalry really looks like! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7943 I told you they’d be sold out of foie gras, but no, you insisted I go” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7944 Drakemeyer, you are a knight! Stop trying to learn wizardry online and go put on your chain mail!" 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7945 What do you mean it was not qualified as PPE for delivery?” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7946 That’s it! I’m tired of cooking at home, I’m going out to eat!” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7947 No Kyle, I’m not jealous! Get out of my kitchen! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7948 My knight in shining armor has come to rescue me from my kitchen! caption 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7949 That may be all fine and good, but 6 feet a part is 6 feet a part. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7950 ‘What do you mean you got burnt?’ 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7951 What? What are you looking at? Get a life! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7952 A round table you say? I’m afraid this is the kitchen. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7953 Do you think they will cast me as a Knight in Game of Thrones sequel? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7954 Why do you only want to joust when it suits you, huh? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7955 Sir, this is a Wendy’s.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7956 I said this is a 'quarantine kitchen', not a Byzantine mission. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7957 There's no way I can get sick now 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7958 It is not your picnic basket, it is my cooking pot! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7959 I don’t think I can get it to explode again” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7960 Yours is in the closet. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7961 So they were right about hospital food this whole time, huh.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7962 Needs more salt. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7963 I’m not doing the dishes tonight.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7964 Just be mindful of cross-contamination, okay? You can’t be too careful.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7965 'I don't care if it was your grandfather's armor on the stove! Start helping!' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7966 Have you come to save the day sweetheart? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7967 'No, you are not dressed to clean the kitchen.' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7968 What? i was told the dinner party invitation said “a knight in quarantine”. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7969 Like a said “Vaccines take time” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7970 Knight in shining armor? Nope, I didn’t sign up for this...Grubhub it is.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7971 thank goodness you're home Martha! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7972 If you’d just remembered to pick up the salt last time we wouldn’t be in this mess. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7973 How long does it take to put on PPE for the grocery store? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7974 Please , let me cook my 200th stress meal !! “ 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7975 'i feel personal attacked by the smell of your food' 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7976 'Less salt?' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7977 My cooking skills are not that bad. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7978 You turned to spend all the dishwater on your armor” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7979 That rabbits dynamite “ 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7980 This is the only costume allowed for Halloween.” 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7981 Sorry,sweetheart. This is how I am dealing with the virus lockdown. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7982 Don’t just stand there. Attack, this mess! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7983 Oh, you meant Knife work? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7984 Its all a Liberal media hoax, Greg !!! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7985 I really picked a bad time for chef’s knight off. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7986 Honey, it’s your turn to play with the kids. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7987 Make sure it is al dente in honor of King Arthur Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7988 Honey, did you really have to turn on the time machine to get me out of the kitchen? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7989 Intergalactically or not, rissoto is hard. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7990 I told you – the oven mitts are in the top drawer. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7991 It's not like I asked you to fry bacon. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7992 Take the chicken piccata to the round table. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7993 Dad/Cook: "Hey, the CDC says only face covering required, not full body armor!" Son/Knight: "But Mom says I need the body armor for when you are cooking!" 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7994 Good! I see you're all set to serve our signature dish! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7995 A failed Midieval Times Chef audition... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7996 Grrr, knave house broker! A gawking knight’s plate armor in the kitchen instead of armor plating it? 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
7997 I said to arm yourself against the lunch rush... 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7998 If you need something to do, how about shining your armor? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7999 So, you couldn't find the restroom fast enough? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8000 You think it's so easy, you try making Funeral baked meats! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8001 Reporting for my shift, Sir! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8002 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8003 We shut down; they re-directed me here 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8004 You have all this stainless steel and you only use it to make mashed potatoes? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8005 This is why we use eel to make a dragon roll. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8006 We are in boredom Stepp'd in so far that, should we wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8007 Year of the Mask? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8008 Mom, did you omit something from the menu before you galavanted to the armory for the Girls’ Knight Out soirée? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8009 When you said you'd help me cook you didn't mentioned how long it would take you to get into your personal protective equipment! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8010 This is *not* how you said it'd go in Chivalry 101. When does the horse arrive to take me to pick up the take out, huh?! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8011 Do we have more eggs? I love cooking in quarantine. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8012 No, nothing can save this consomme. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8013 I like your mask better! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8014 We’re out of paprika- don’t forget your lance and shield. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8015 Since you're all suited up and ready to be spilled on, you can take over! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8016 Look, dragon and dalgona sound pretty similar. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8017 You didn't have to protect us that much just to bring me the salt. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8018 Maurice Sendak hasn't lived here for years. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8019 I can’t get my hands wet 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8020 Are you Marsha Kenyon under all that shell? No, I'm Kyle and I'm hung like a Trojan Horse 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8021 You misunderstood -- I didn't say this would be a "knight" to remember. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8022 Well if you'd pay a little less attention to you suit and more the kitchen, it wouldn't be such a mess! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8023 We really need to update our apprenticeship program. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8024 Are you complaining about a hostile environment? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8025 ‘Can I have green tea? I hear it’s good for your metal’ 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8026 I'm just social distancing Honey. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
8027 No, the night’s special is not the knight’s special. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8028 I wanted a mask that matched my outfit.” 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8029 Which one is the REAL knight in shining armor? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
8030 I’d help but if I stood any closer I’d fry. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8031 Well,I’ve always wanted to see a knight, but now I am making dinner! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
8032 I'll keep fighting .. at home . Yes you are ready for the battle, against the war of the world . 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
8033 I'll admit, hiring a food taster is pretty insulting. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
8034 What the El CID dinners at seven! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
8035 Okra stew again? @newyorkercartoons 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8036 I burnt the rice" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8037 You need not make it that obvious, honey. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8038 I’m not hungry David. Goodknight. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8039 Ok, okay. We can have an alfresco dinner tonight. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8040 Well did you at least bring a fire extinguisher or do we rely on your shield for that? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8041 Oiled, with no starch -- NOW you tell me... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8042 No, a knight serves the Queen but NOT her dinner! Get back to the barracks Sir Kitchen Catastrophe! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8043 You're the guy that fucked my wife, aren't you? Give me your fucking sword so I can kill you, you fuck 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8044 Couldn't you first tell me best way to clean my stainless steel counter-top? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8045 I asked for martha steward, she asked for you! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8046 You can.1588025912.EAIaIQobChMIhPS-u9GJ6QIVy__jBx0-nwipEAAYASAAEgLKw_D_ 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8047 Not that kind of risqué 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
8048 It’s not a good time” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8049 This wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t lost some much time frying” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8050 I’m beginning to feel you have an unfair advantage 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8051 “If you wanted a vat of boiling oil then you should have told me this morning before I went to the store and thawed out 2lbs of hamburger meat.” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8052 Make it fast, put more disinfectant, let him have it. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8053 When you said getting married is a part of your fantasy, I didn't know literally. I want a divorce." 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8054 What are you staring at? At least I haven’t messed the place up as much as we collectively did our planet. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8055 The history lesson was a fail - when I put them on the rack, they screamed, “Fooortniiiite!” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8056 There’s two times you were needed - about a month and a half ago, and three minutes before I burned this. Out.” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8057 I would’ve cooked in my new PPE but we’re out of WD40 and I can’t move my joints, I should’ve just drank bleach” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8058 It’s my night to do the dishes 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8059 'They said this is where the war was' 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8060 'I SAID STOP STANDING THERE AND DO SOMETHING ALREADY' 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8061 All them vaccines you’re workin’ up ain’t worth nuthin’ compared to this here heavy metal. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8062 - No need to cook in a bain-marie. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8063 I will definitely NOT have enough stainless steel cleaner. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8064 I’ve been pretty accommodating, Lance. But an emotional support horse? Neigh. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8065 I am the voice of spaghetti past. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8066 I asked you bring me a plate, not wear plate armor. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8067 Do I look like a maiden in distress to you, fair prince? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8068 No, no, no! I said can you help me by putting the SOUP on! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8069 Yeah, yeah, the delivery order is almost ready, and yeah I wore the mask. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8070 I already told you. I can’t find the can opener! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8071 No, I can't come out to rape and pillage. That will just have to wait until after the feast. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8072 Alison Roman said it would take 20 minutes!” 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8073 It's not a "fair maiden in distress!" It's Canadian Bacon on watercress. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8074 Why bother? Just drink some Clorox like the stable genius advised. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8075 You forgot your housework armor darling 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
8076 You're being less than subtle there, Gwain. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
8077 I've told you - no PPE for commentary on my cooking. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8078 Now remember, the recipe suggests pairing with a natural wine.” 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8079 Not the end of the world then 1.1034 0.04034 58 51 6 0
8080 In these days of COVID -- that won't work. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8081 Don’t give me that look. You’re the one who came home with all these crazy ingredients. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8082 1:Don’t you think that’s overdoing it? 2:You can never be to sure. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
8083 This kitchen is a war zone for the food you’ve been manically cooking” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8084 I’m going to the supermarket honey, do you need something?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8085 Remember, don’t forget the cage free eggs.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8086 Honey - I told you not to cook with Lysol” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8087 Didn't I tell you to wear non-slip soles in my kitchen? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8088 What? They were out of face masks.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8089 Go easy on the paprika. I GET IT Sharon!" 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8090 Is stainless steel dishwasher safe?" 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8091 Yes, I know I'm bad but I think you overdressed this time. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8092 You’re going to need to do a little more than stand there and wear that suit to be my knight in shining armor.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8093 I can help cook now dear 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8094 what? my therapist said i should compartmentalize more” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8095 GoodKnight, I'm going to bed." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8096 No! I said we have all knights 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8097 Can you shine my armor too. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8098 I’m looking for Lord Stark” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8099 “I’m not a Damsel and I’m not in Distress! Now leave!” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8100 And you said my quarantine hobby was ridiculous. Face it, you’re a terrible chef, hon! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8101 You burnt the garlic.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8102 Hey...what’s with all the face masks? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8103 Ahh... My Knight in Shining Armor... you’re late! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8104 You said we needed yeast and flour...anything else while I’m out? “ 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8105 Can I help you?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8106 At first I thought I went too far with the protective gear, but as I see I didn't. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8107 I’m sorry you have to go back to the store but you forgot the salt Larry 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8108 Be my wife? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8109 is this not the renaissance festival? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8110 Boy, times have changed.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8111 I was invited to Russia in Covid- times and I hoped to make an impression on Putin. Think he ll like it ? Official enough or tie missing ? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8112 Don’t worry. I’m using cast iron.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8113 Oh look it’s my knight in shining armor” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8114 I get you are going out, but I'm no where near done with this banana bread. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8115 “Let me guess: your dragon isn’t cooperating?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8116 No man is an isla... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8117 What do you mean ‘they were out of olives’ 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8118 'How does this role reversal look on me?' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8119 You forgot to get the butter. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8120 Who's the knight in shining armor now, huh? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8121 Didn’t I tell you to wait in the car? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8122 So, you were out of Personal Protective Equipment but still had to come to work, and you had this in the closet from last Halloween?” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8123 Elijah, you look different this year 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8124 Cancel that trifle...King Harold didn’t make it. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8125 'They have run out of avocadoes!' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8126 'For the 19th time, I already washed my hands!' 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8127 Better bring the lance too, Honey... people have no boundaries when it comes to acquiring paper towels these days” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8128 Sorry honey, i can't do the dishes because I'll rust 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8129 Look what you made me do. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8130 'The shortage means we'll have to share...' 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8131 Is dinner ready? I’ve just finished my fancy dress Zoom quiz.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8132 You be “productive” in your way and I’ll be “productive” in mine. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8133 I know, but this is 2020, and you can’t execute someone for doing their job terribly. Trust me.” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8134 Up, up and away, away from me” (cook) “Well, it's all right, you can all sleep sound tonight. I'm not crazy or anything. And it’s not easy....It’s not easy to be me.” -Essential Worker (Knight) Superman, Five for Fighting 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8135 Honey, please stop stress-cooking! I will go out now and put the virus to the sword.” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8136 We don’t do casual Fridays here, Steve. Put on your apron!” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8137 Well how many more can you fit at one table?!” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8138 Now is not the time, Jerry” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8139 Wrong Apartment again, Frank”. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8140 Now, you ask for my help? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8141 ...my wife is in the next room 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8142 Soon as I can afford a second delivery driver you should be safe without the pauldrons. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8143 This is not what I meant,when I said we should clean this battlefield. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8144 You want the Blue Plated Special? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8145 I said Mask... not task! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8146 Yes, I'm from Grubhub. It's our anti-virus uniform. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8147 Wait outside and keep that mask on 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8148 Did you get the potatoes? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8149 And since when is a knight in shining armor exempt from kitchen duty? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8150 Reinforcements have arrived for the knight shift. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8151 Varlet! I am the only IRON CHEF in this tournament. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8152 Can I borrow the polish again? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8153 Summons the DoorDash, post haste! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8154 The Knight is young,......order some Pizza Lancealot will you. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8155 Prithee, where is the damsel in distress? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8156 Well, what do you expect? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8157 The king very much enjoyed the feast. In fact he'd like another tomorrow. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8158 Just go stall her at the front door. You are my knight in shining armor, not hers! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8159 ‘I suggested that we cover ourselves with our armour, not armor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8160 Remember, I do the cooking and you do the clean up? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8161 I’m sorry, but I just cannot prepare a square meal for your Round Table. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8162 Well then you can social distance yourself right over to the dirty dishes! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8163 Make up your mind, dinner or sex! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8164 You don't look at all like your photo. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8165 Unleash the dragon fruit. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8166 I'M the ghost of memes past. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8167 Don’t worry. The food will kill you first. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8168 I'm a sous chef at Round Table Pizza. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8169 No. The ad said I’m looking for a night cook. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8170 What kept you so long? The meal's ruined. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8171 Dude! That's not six feet! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8172 No, no, I asked for the kn/ife/! 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
8173 Okay, in the next global crisis YOU do the cooking. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8174 “No, no, no! I wanted you to add ‘mace’ the spice, not your club!” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8175 Very funny, Siri! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8176 You call that flameproof! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8177 No dummy! The meatballs. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8178 Look, I'm trying to be the knight in shining armor here." 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8179 Oh for goodness sake, Eddie, now you've gone a little too far! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8180 Going to the grocery store during this pandemic is a real pain do you need anything?. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8181 Can't you see I'm a little busy?" "Now is not the time to have your armor polished. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8182 This mess is a knightmare. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8183 I'm familiar with the metaphor. But what I really need right now is someone who can cook. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8184 Ok. Ok. You can keep the face mask... ...but everything else goes! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8185 Don Giovanni, you invited me to dine with you, and I have come! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8186 What do you mean more iron in your cooking? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8187 Hey Joe, any tips on how you clean your Creuset? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8188 You worked the knight shift after knight school? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8189 Herbert, I told you to stop making late knight snacks!!! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8190 I'm supposed to be the knight in shining armor . 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8191 All of Earths oil lost,down the drain,spills all over! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8192 OK, wise guy -- tomorrow night YOU do the cooking...! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8193 Do I look busy? No, you can't have another real chicken. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
8194 Mind helping Ironman? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8195 Delivery orders are almost ready. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8196 Are you one of the knights of the Carina d’ Virus picking up for the Crown? Asked the Chinese cook. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8197 day 60 of quarantine...you're in charge 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8198 And you're absolutely CERTAIN it's tonight? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8199 No, that's not what I meant by 'dinner anytime' 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8200 Dear, I think that might a little over kill on protection! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8201 Non, I zed I could use zum help from mon amour... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8202 I've come for my takeout! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8203 I asked for an advisor.. not a guy with a visor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8204 This is a metaphor for capitalism. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8205 I know what I said but don't you think dim armor would have sufficed for cleaning the blender? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8206 The order’s note said contactless delivery.. LOAD THE TREBUCHET! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
8207 Go find it! Without eyes of newt this is useless. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8208 You can wear the protective gear, or you can stand six feet away — not both. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8209 I said "get your apron on", not "get your armour on" 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
8210 Okay, you need a lime and cumin from the store. Anything else?” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8211 I hope you feel armed and ready for the delivery to Medieval Times 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8212 - Your constant need for more iron in your diet is going to drive me to consider a much greater social distance! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8213 Can't you just use an oven mit like a normal person?" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8214 Now I know we're trying new things, but your cooking is just not going to help us. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8215 'They said not to worry about the expirery date' 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8216 Don't give me that face. Yes! This is your future!" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8217 Now who’s medieval, Wendy? // 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8218 I don’t think your apron is gonna cut it.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8219 You have a lot on your plate?! I’m the one who has the walk around in the damn things all day” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8220 Man: OK honey, now I get what you mean by mental load. Can you help me, now, please? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8221 When I saof you has yo iron I meant the clothes, not that you had to dress up like a knight 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8222 Improv is not my strong suit. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8223 I need the bathroom 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8224 Baby, you’re just checking the mail! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8225 Here I am slaving over the stove for your new Nights of Columbus friends, meanwhile you couldn't be bothered to GOOGLE SEARCH who the hell these people are! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8226 Honey, I'm beginning to think your role-reversal idea wasn't just for fun. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8227 I wanna be in New York and nothing else! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8228 Now you see who the real warrior is” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8229 ..my dark (k)night of the soul is here for dinner... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8230 Sorry, I run out of throwback posts and don't want to compete with your food obsession. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8231 Tell the queen we’re out of ‘substitutes’” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8232 ‘Did you know the dishwasher was broken?’ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8233 #MetAnywhere 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8234 I hope you don't plan on wearing that at the dinner table, the Dragon will be furious. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8235 No, Enson, sorry, you can't help. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8236 Just stay at least 6 feet away from everyone, okay? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8237 I told you a million times, you can't catch the virus from my cooking! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8238 No, Lance. I’m *trying* to finish your favorite dinner...which is...a lot. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8239 I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8240 All sarcasm is lost on me, start peeling potatoes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8241 Oh great-my knight in shining armor. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8242 No. Im looking for ‘night’ shift workers!! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8243 Yah, well my quest is to not wash another cup, holy or not. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8244 Does it look like I'm making the last honest pizza? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8245 If you can't stand the heat... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8246 Round table !? I need Knights in cleaning armor ! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8247 This is all because YOU took the can opener. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8248 I ALREADY TOLD YOU,THERE AREN'T ANY PEANUTS IN IT!!! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8249 We simply just don't see eye to eye on sheltering in place! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8250 Ok, you win. The 'ideal spouse' role play thing just isn't working for me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8251 My knight in shining All-Clad? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8252 And why didn't you come before I became a stay-at-home dad? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8253 ...and so I sez to him "looks like your Tomato Soup didn't fall too far from the family tree cus it sure looks like some real Deadly Knight Shade!" What? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8254 You're not telling me you lost your spear at the grocer again! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8255 I said grab your “apron“! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8256 I would have been happy if you had just opened a couple of cans of something, dear.” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8257 bruised broccoli soup will be ready in 10, please join us 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8258 Sarcasm as my sous chef--not funny any more. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8259 Whaddya mean, where’s my helmet? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8260 I’ve been waiting centuries for a reason to wear this Susan Goodman. Auburndale, MA 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8261 You want to joust? Can't you see I'm working? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8262 The king is a fucker 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8263 I said bring the cook ware not wear! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8264 I told you I couldn’t see anything. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8265 My Thyroid's fine thank you! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8266 Good Knight, see you tomorrow Sir. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8267 I told you to stay up-stairs! I've got this! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8268 "C'mon Lance, I told you to bring your wizard friend." 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8269 Let me get this straight... I close my restaurant, open a cloud kitchen, and *now* my knight in shining armor arrives. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8270 Honey, can I help? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8271 now its my turn, u clean it well..! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8272 Now you are coronavirus proof!! Does that suit cost as much as a fafe mask? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8273 It's still six feet, Pal, mask or not. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8274 Sorry, your armor doesn’t look shiny enough to fix this! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8275 Best way to stop infection; social distancing by centuries. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8276 They are still out of flour and toilet paper 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8277 It's A Multitasking Protective Suit ..... It Just Doesn't Protect Against Food Poisoning 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8278 Hey dummy, don't just stand there, get the fire hose. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8279 This all-in-one rescue fulfills all of Knight Badge kitchen requirements 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8280 You need to stay six feet away from both me and the kitchen. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8281 THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER LET YOU COOK!!! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8282 While you're out, don't forget to pick up two absentee ballots. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8283 Plate food, not plate armor! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8284 This is not what I meant when I said to go get the plates Dale 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8285 Well, tonight doesn't suit either of us as expected! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
8286 You know, I really wish your name was Sir Helps-A-Lot instead of Sir Lancelot. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8287 Not one step closer! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8288 Why would you wear personal protective equipment in the kitchen? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8289 "May I?" 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8290 'now you are ready for the groceries. Don't forget pepper, honey' 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8291 a finite sequence of well-defined, step by step instructions, typically to solve a class of problems 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
8292 This crisis has exposed ugly truths about how underrecognized and underappreciated essential workers are, risking their lives in low paying jobs that don’t provide health insurance or even basic necessities like masks, hand. sanitizer, and gloves. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
8293 And don't forget the gallon of milk. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8294 Hey man, you're the one who stole my apron. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8295 Would you at least mind to go and slay a dragon? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8296 Do not stare, Gary—you know my last experience with deep-frying wasn't pretty! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8297 You take the right flank steak! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8298 Nice try but wrong mask. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
8299 Knight: You have been trying to cook for the past 7 weeks and I honestly think your trying to kill me. So I took manners into my own hands. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
8300 Hi.. NASA has it made it public now..wanna go for a spin?? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
8301 “You’re never gonna make it as an influencer, Roger” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
8302 through your magic cooking you traveled in time 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
8303 Sorry—could you please use a wooden spoon in that pan? You know I’m a little fussy with my metalware.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8304 Well I'm so glad your White Castle into went well!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8305 Dude for the last time, I tested negative for COVID." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8306 I’d help but I can’t get within six feet. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8307 This is the ninth Crusade this week. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8308 I don't care that #hashtagTheCowboy posts more than I do. He doesn't also have to cook for his museum." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8309 You think you’re sooo funny” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8310 Go fight hungrily! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8311 I thought we agreed that I’d do the cooking this week 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8312 Knight of the sorrowful cleaning task 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8313 I work Knight and day 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8314 Bring me some basil, parmesan and dont forget pecorino, like last time, alton brown would be deeply dissapointed 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8315 What did I tell you! There is NO HOLY GRAIL here!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8316 All this advanced programming and you still screwed up simple tasks! Guess humans are underrated #ElonMustCook 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8317 I’ll pick up the pizza.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8318 Oh! NIGHT Cooking School! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8319 I don’t care if you’re late to your convention, you need to wash your dishes before you leave. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8320 I told you! Reiventing the business is not just about personal protective equipment.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8321 Let’s just go to dinner. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8322 Does it look like we’re ready for “and tournament”? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8323 Sorry, but we're all out if dead chickens. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8324 No...I did not receive your “joust-a-gram!!!” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8325 You’re too late” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8326 Don't just stand there!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8327 Ok, tell me more about this non-stick thing. Does it work with human skin? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8328 perhaps, I should have used your helmet ;) 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8329 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8330 Lance? No, but have you seen my ladle?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8331 That's not what I meant, when I told you to suit up for going to Tesco. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8332 Alright, I finished Zooming with the fanclub guys. What did you want me to help you with? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8333 Are you here to attack the plate of whipped cream? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8334 "Did you learn that TikTok dance yet?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8335 I thought we were going to the grocery store. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8336 Your trusty steed? Ummm.... where did you see him last?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8337 Don't just stand there you rust bucket, give me a hand"! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8338 Funny, the Dauphin always seems to host tournaments when my parents are in town. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8339 All right, I am out of here 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8340 They saw our square dining table through Zoom and kicked me out 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8341 The recipe called for mace; you can get another one! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8342 Just bugger off already." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8343 What’s a good replacement for eye of newt? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8344 We ran out of disposable masks” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8345 So, you’re flailing in the kitchen?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8346 Dress for the job you want, except at Medieval Times. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8347 I am baking an iron pizza for you iron man 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8348 Nailed it! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8349 Great, Joust what I needed.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8350 Ah, my knight in shining silverware...fix this mess, won’t you? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8351 I heard the distress call 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8352 Listen, there’s only so many times we can order from Round Table 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8353 Knight to H0M-3 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8354 Don’t forget the bananas, eggs, and flour 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8355 Thank you sir. I can take it from here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8356 Damn where's the spatula! Have you been making your armour with my utensils Bob? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8357 come make me a sandwich" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8358 oh hey by the way , I think the dryer is broken” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8359 Wait for me in the bath... I’m almost done with dishes and I’m all yours for your weekly cleanup” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8360 Well you can tell King Arthur he can sauté his own mushrooms next time 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8361 I’ve come to save you from yourself” @james.g.bentle 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8362 I don't think Chef Ramsay will be that angry with you" 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8363 I said dress fancy for dinner. Not fancy dress, Barry!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8364 Since PUBG- everybody wants pans for the fights 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8365 When your boyfriend says he will cook tonight” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8366 You, of all people, should know not to let cast iron soak.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8367 Let’s switch - I’ll cook and you teach? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8368 Your ppe is really starting to get over the top. Now back to my cooking... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8369 THIS is what a real night-errant looks like. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8370 'I clearly don't have time to play dress up right now' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8371 'I know it won't protect me from the taste, but it makes me feel better ' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8372 'Honey, the virus is out there.....my cooking won't kill you' . 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8373 'Hey, I'm ready to get back to work!. Serving, Delivering, I got you , and me, covered.' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8374 You’re not greeting our dinner guests dressed like that” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8375 Ok, I guess it’s enough salt” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8376 This kitchen isn’t taking orders today” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8377 'I had a feeling it was going to be this kind of knight.' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8378 I’ve loved your quarantine cuisine, really I have, but this feels like a good time to broach the subject of your cleaning habits. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8379 This is the last time I'm taking cooking advice from a crusader 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8380 Is everything gluten free?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8381 Ok, “Knight-in-shining-armor” you take over the Blue Apron recipe...I would love to be saved from the sweet pepper proliferation. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8382 I didn’t think “dragon roll” meant I had to cook a WHOLE dragon. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8383 'I already told you, I don't have corona!' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8384 Sir, this is a place of business. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8385 Are you in the knight headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8386 If only you put as much effort into setting the table as you do your Wholefoods attire. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8387 Can you stop judging this disaster and get out of the way? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8388 So this is what it feels like to be you in our heteronomous relationship. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8389 Gienevieve, if you’re going to wear my armor at least pretend to care about chivalry and get the colander ready!#mynewyorkercap 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8390 You ain’t gonna save the world with a cupcake, put that down honey.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8391 'you'll still need a face mask to go out' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8392 1738 ... ay... I’m like hey what’s up hello 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8393 Just squeeze into the oven and don’t forget the cauliflower 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8394 What’s wrong Honey? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8395 I am doing all the housework while you are shielding around 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8396 One more joke about the Hundred Years' War and I'm off! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8397 Suzy, you’ve watched too many TikToks! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8398 When dad realizes how essential mom really is. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8399 You told me the sanitizer would be done after I got back from the grocery store.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8400 Stop researching the virus for a new script, M. Knight Shyamalan and come help me!!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8401 I thought you said medieval times night was tomorrow!?!?” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8402 You know, every time you go out on your hoverboard with all of your buddies, you put me at risk.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8403 This is not what I meant when I said date night” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8404 'Honey, I already told you .... we're having potluck tonight!' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8405 No, I’m too busy with the Lysol brew to help you find your usual T-Rex costume for the grocery run!” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8406 'That's how you went to the grocery store?' 'Laundry day.' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8407 I’m only prepared for if you ever decide to burn the kitchen, you may start your cooking! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8408 Honey, I said I’ll cook TONIGHT” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8409 I thought it was your turn to stir the pot. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8410 You’re not quite the knight in shining armor I was expecting. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8411 Thought you might need a Knight-hand man” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8412 'I AM helping with date knight.' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8413 I get that we’re in dire situation, but that’s not the way to compliment the chef. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8414 Tonight is Chinese night and we are running out of chopsticks, honey! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8415 Instead of burning our dinner, come binge watch ‘Game of Thrones’ with me.” #GameOfThrones @newyorkermag @hbo #HBOandCHIL 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8416 'Are you making war?' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8417 You did not sanitize the tomato.” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8418 Please, allow me to wash the dishes. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8419 PPE in the style of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8420 So, is THIS what they call 'evolution'?!!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8421 Is this acceptable as my zoom call outfit? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8422 Felt cute...Knight well eat later” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8423 'We are not closing this restaurant! Even if we keep serving for the ghosts!' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8424 Don’t forget the sword and shield. It can come from anywhere” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8425 Honey, you said you weren’t getting home til 7...” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8426 Ok, pizza or tacos? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8427 You could at least TRY it before ordering takeout 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8428 „I said that Chef needs to arm himself with courage” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8429 'Overdressed,you think?' 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8430 Tell me again the difference between cilantro and parsley? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8431 It’s SIX feet back... 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8432 I’m ready” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8433 I'm a little bit bored... are you busy? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8434 I’ve come for the Battle of the Buldge 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8435 How are you supposed to be my sous chef in that thing? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8436 'When I said that you would blend in our melting pot, I did not mean it literally!' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8437 'Back then we didn't use so much of salt' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8438 Sorry your head is stuck in there again but can’t you see the oven’s on fire? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8439 put the plates back and get to work. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8440 Quarantine day 100 Told you, it wouldn’t be just any knight? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8441 Listen, I know it’s hard times, but Amour isn’t necessary at the dinner table.” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8442 King Arthur’s getting hangry” 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8443 OK, OK! Go to the Round Table and get that pizza you've been asking for." 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8444 I get it! You miss your job at Medieval Times. But I refuse to order their take out! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8445 Does it look like I have your damn horse? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8446 Thanks for the offer, but I only used locally sourced fresh ingredients. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8447 I asked for nightshades, not a shady knight! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8448 It's my recipe for social distancing. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8449 Thanks to your cooking, they're tipping me by throwing food, dishes and silverware. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8450 Stop being so dramatic, the dishes aren’t THAT dirty. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8451 Yes, your sword is dishwasher safe—bothering me in the kitchen is not. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8452 Can you go to the pub for more mead? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8453 Stop calling it gruel. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8454 I said Round Table, sir! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8455 You knight wanna check your oven. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8456 It was supposed to be my knight to cook! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8457 They said the swordfish didn’t work. Do you have anything sharper? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8458 I thought tonight was your knight off? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8459 OK, no Napoleon for dessert 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8460 It’s my turn to use the dishwasher. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8461 When a staring contest goes on for too long... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8462 Fancy some boiled lance? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8463 Very funny. Now get your apron on! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8464 I gave you money to buy bread and eggs. Not a damn suit of armor. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8465 Well, my pot is overflowing - you must be the noise. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8466 I’m only who you think you are! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8467 How about you forget about this mess, Jimmy, and come join me for an episode of Iron Chef. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8468 I cant believe I used to protest for this to be legal. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8469 No, thank you though. This situation requires one of your colleagues in shining armor. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8470 Do you like your potatoes mashed? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8471 No, I said a PAT of BUTTER. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8472 Have you completely lost your mind? You have no idea what you’re doing! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8473 Now the knight in shining armor shows up?! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8474 You're not safe! I licked all of that. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8475 No Lisa, I said bring me the big knife! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8476 Well, at least those plates are clean. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8477 You forgot the paprika! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8478 I am protected against COVID-19, but not against food poisoning. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8479 I think you're taking this corona virus thing a little too far honey. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8480 C’mon! You’re the one with the PPE! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8481 I said "DON'T DRESS FOR DINNER" 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8482 Before I leave, can you think of ANYTHING else you need from the store? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8483 Do you have to do that now? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8484 No, I don’t know where your phone is — go set the round table before Artie and Guinevere arrive. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8485 Somehow, I’d thought my life would change completely when you arrived. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8486 Really?! The agency sent YOU over for the night shift?! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8487 I’ve lost my feather and my sword. You have tons of mumbo jumbo, so... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8488 Who's being chivalrous now? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8489 I know. I should have used canned food! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8490 I didn’t literally mean a knight in shining armor 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8491 My knight in shining armor would help. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8492 You knight need some cleaning sire. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8493 Get out of here. Haven't you heard that Covid likes to stick on metal surfaces? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8494 Hi Bob, What are you looking at.......and why are you dressed in that protective armour? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8495 If you didn't bring takeout, then you're not my knight in shining armor. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8496 I know I know You just have to cover your face, but please back it up 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8497 Fine, you've proved your point. You stick to slaying the dragon and I'll make dinner. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8498 It's not your fault. Those appliances are medieval. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8499 Sir, the family meal has been destroyed, I can offer you no protection now. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8500 I know you think I use too much fish sauce and garlic but that's ridiculous 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8501 I gotta get back to hosting, but don't forget to bring out the round table in the basement! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8502 Once again, there is no vegan option! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8503 I'd love to help, but I'm concerned about rust. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8504 I thought I told you to stay out of the danger zone. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8505 Honey, now is not the time! I'm TRYING MY BEST to be a knight in shining armor! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8506 We both have our ways of coping with quarantine, but please keep your armored combat outside. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8507 I just didn't have time to put on my facemask. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8508 Look, tell Arthur if he wants chow on time, put me back in the starting lineup and hire a cook. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8509 Are you armoring yourself against the caronavirus or my cooking? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8510 Stop judging me! I'm clearly not the iron chef of the family. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8511 I've already had boiling oil poured on me today. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8512 Your sarcasm is not helpful. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8513 So, what does it take to get you "in the mood?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8514 Where have you been? I've been cooking all day and you've been out all knight. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8515 I bought it on Amazon ! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8516 Do I look like I cook from cans? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8517 Back off! You’re too close.YoucIBYBcEQM4FIDMBBNAmAYnvgO6kB0AdgKbECeA9gE4DWVjZAxvQLZEcCGjBPXoV0BLhQRUUCPBgRwAlimJUqz 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8518 Come right in. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8519 Yes Mark you do look gay. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8520 Do you suggest I wear this for kooking? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8521 Seriously? I’ll break your aioli! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8522 Do you need anything? I forgot the wine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8523 I'll be playful once some other things are shining. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8524 This has gone way beyond 'apron.' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8525 1-800-knightinshiningarmor is the next best thing to 911 these days. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8526 Why don't you just come out and say you don't like my cooking? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8527 You and cooking have something in common. You're both alien to me. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8528 All you needed for social distancing were latex gloves and a N-95 mask!” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8529 Six feet,:s'il boys plait. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8530 I already told you I have a date, its not a good Knight. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8531 We'll just take sandwiches. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8532 What's the shining armor for if you're just gonna stand there? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8533 I checked and “sheltering in your shelter” isn’t a thing. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8534 Lancelot, the topic of takeaway is a roundtable! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8535 So you're just gonna stroll in here without a care in the world and ask ME "Whats for dinner?"......really????..........Hello?............ -"This is the wa..." Get out.. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8536 I said I needed a regular knife! Not Excalibur! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8537 For the last time, I swear I just have allergies! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8538 Whattaya lookin' at me for, pal? I ain't on the knight shift! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8539 If you’re not gonna help in here can you at least go set the round table for dinner? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8540 I'm going to buy more groceries 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8541 I don't care if you're cooking, I'd prefer a night out. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8542 Oh - you've been at battle? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8543 Do you this every Knight!!! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8544 When I asked management for a knight in shining armor 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8545 I only asked for your honest opinion about my jambalaya, not to mask all your feelings! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8546 Well, you told me to get a heavy duty face shield, even if it had been used previously, but then the sales person said I needed to also buy the attached PPE 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8547 Look into my eyes like Vice President Pence or "No Soup For You"! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8548 Nope, only Clorox works. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8549 Okay, take it all off then you can start shining the forks. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8550 Look, I'm all for progressivism--I just can't help feeling it's getting a little personal Cheryl. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8551 So ride a pig. White horses make the best glue. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8552 What? I'm dressing for the cuisine I want, not the cuisine I have. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8553 Don’t be so dramatic. I just asked for porridge. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8554 Can I help you with sometin'? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8555 That's it. You're fired, Billy. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8556 YOU HAVE TO REMOVE MASK FOR TASTING MY FOOD 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8557 Will you set the table? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8558 Don’t forget the cilantro this time! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8559 When I said I wanted a knight in shining armor I didn’t think I would be doing all the shining around here! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8560 There's NO dragon. The roast slipped off the rack. I'll need your lance. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8561 Looks like you picked the wrong battle. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8562 Whaddya need a Brillo pad for? " 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8563 I just realized that's not an Iron Man and you're not Tony Stark. I want a divorce. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8564 I know cooking isn’t my usual job, but in these times everyone’s at home, so I had to take up another job. Looks like your trying something new also. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8565 Just do the fucking dishes you fucking piece of shit. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8566 No, I needed a chef for this night. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8567 No I said "I'm cooking tonight." Not .."I'm cooking the knight!" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8568 No, I don’t know where you he damn can opener is! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8569 Yeah sure, now’s the time to try on your old armor. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8570 haven't you learned anything other than protesting, Joan? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8571 If trying to keep this expensive mansion under control wasn’t hard enough, the artifacts are alive! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8572 Meade and straws for the party at the round table. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8573 No, Sheila, if you are volunteering to work for Biden, dressing like that is no guarantee he’ll keep his hands off you. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8574 Poor boy, I'd be happy to share my PPE with you. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8575 Very funny, and, no, I don't need help setting the table. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8576 Your quarantine outfit is killing us! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8577 Not funny,Lois and you're not shining. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8578 So... Guess they finally found out about 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8579 I'm making your dinner, is that one cup WD-40 and two cups oil? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8580 I’m more accustomed to a damsel in distress, but where do you want me to start? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8581 Look, it's neat to social distance, but someone has to set the damn table. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8582 Burning pitch does not mean burnt pitch-preparing for a siege takes patience! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8583 That's not what I meant by nightly special. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8584 I take offense to the message you're sending about my cooking. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8585 No it's not served with a straw 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8586 Remember when she said you would be her knight in shining armor? How about now? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8587 Yes, yes, I'm John Connor! Aren't terminators supposed to be from the FUTURE anyway? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8588 Not the "iron chevralier" challenge. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8589 Robo! I hate to say it, but this is the END! No more sequels, remakes or crossover adventures! Got it? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8590 This is not Top Chef and you're not Padma! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8591 I think we're both getting too animated 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8592 We are out of meat, had to use your horse, Sir Lancelot 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8593 So, are you the grim reaper? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8594 You're here for the night watch or the night wash? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8595 Go try time travel to the next century !! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8596 No, I said shinning armour. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8597 I said wear your suit amor. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8598 No I don't have time to clean the silver. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8599 Whoa! The mask alone should be enough. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8600 Why you going to get take-out? Dinner's almost ready! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8601 Having a rough knight? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8602 If you're just going to stand there, might as well pass the salt. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8603 I'm sorry, I don't understand if you are so advance then why can't you help me? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8604 I 'm a bit too busy to act as your squire at the moment! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8605 If you're going out, we're out of eggs. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8606 Oh, I thought they said COVID knighting. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8607 No, my wife doesn't need to be rescued. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8608 Why is it so hot in here? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8609 I didn't want to be impolite and turn down your invite for dinner, but I had to come prepared... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8610 No, I'm not interested in training for "Iron Chef". 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8611 So I suppose checking the temperature is all I can expect? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8612 One weak knight to cook? No, we requested someone to cook one night a week! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8613 Yes, I know—your lance needs sharpening. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8614 I called for 'culinary' help, not 'chivalry' help 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8615 Okay, dear, I’m sorry I said the dress made you look fat. Would you now please help me get dinner ready for our guests? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8616 I was trying to get it all done before knight cam 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8617 I'm just cooking up a midnight snack,would you like some? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
8618 I think you went a bit overboard on the coronavirus protective gear Fred. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8619 I already told you, Steve, I dress you when I'm out for groceries - not now! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8620 You're not the Iron Chef I was hoping for. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8621 Do you happen to have a can opener handy? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8622 I said to set the round table, not the square one! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8623 I need you to help around the house more, Brienne. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
8624 Sorry, you can only be served if you qualify for the essential nobility program” 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8625 Are you really going to the store like that? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8626 Squeaky, of course I use only the freshest virgin oil. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8627 Tell Henry the VIII and Anne Boleyn they'll just have to wait. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
8628 I know a dragon that cooks like this. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
8629 I think you misunderstood when I said polish the silver” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8630 Oh, so you guys still underestimate what women do after mid-evil times?” - 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8631 Hey, I'm here to take over for the knight shift. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8632 All this armor on and you're mad because I'm not wearing an apron? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8633 I don't care if you're a knight in shining armor. If you can't cook, get out of the kitchen! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8634 Yes, I agree that it's safer for you to go shopping but that doesn't mean you can't help cook and clean as well. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8635 Oh, oh , now you turn up to “ save me ” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8636 'Are you staying for dinner? No, I'm covering a double at the clinic toknight' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8637 No, you don't literally work under the head chef. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8638 Stay away bot..you can't steal my turn of impressing my love!! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
8639 I'm running to the store...we ran out of masks 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8640 ‘I said Take out the steel PAN, Dan.’ 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8641 'Going out is NOT an option !' 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8642 No, the mead isn't ready yet. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8643 You’re a little late and your armor isn’t very shiny. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8644 I slave away in the kitchen and all you do is being a knight in shining armor? 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
8645 It’s CBD infused — to help us wind down.” 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
8646 Wife: I'm going to the store. Need something, darling? Husband: Some bananas for that banana bread, if you please. 1.0769 0.05386 52 50 0 2
8647 Four places and they were all sold out of garlic. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8648 Let me guess, you want Swordfish AGAIN?” ⚔️ 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8649 after a lot of consideration, the current virus situation aligned to your cooking skills made me want to get my whole defenses up" 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
8650 I forgot to tell you that white horses are not allowed here 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
8651 Damsel, Daniel...I'm just happy to have the work. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
8652 I asked for the Whisk, not the suit of armor 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
8653 'You have two choices: either do the dishes or get ready to be served upon! ' 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
8654 When they said I had to take care of a disaster, I didn’t think they meant THIS” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8655 Then you shouldn’t have said, Oui, Chef!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8656 You can take it away only from May 4th! (or fase 2 of Italian lockdown) 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8657 No dragon here, move on! It's just that making a dinner got dragged on. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8658 The table's round? ROUND? Great, time to start from scratch you nimrod." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8659 I TOLD you, it’s NOT that kind of dinner!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8660 What, you came to rescue me from my cooking as my knight in shining armor?" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8661 what’s the special of the day, Chef?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8662 But you said we were going for a fancy night out?!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8663 good luck standing the heat in that armor!" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8664 When you were in battle, at least they gave you sufficient protection equipment!” 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8665 Don Quixote, is that you?! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8666 Well... your armor isn't that shiny either. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8667 Essential worker my butt, you just want an excuse to wear that knight suit i got you at the renaissance fair. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8668 Smoky nights with shining armour 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8669 One mead please.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8670 The Homemaker 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8671 Medieval PPE 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8672 IF YOU REMEMBERED THE LIST, YOU WOULDN’T FORGET THE F*****G SOAP.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8673 i told you to put ‘tin foil’ on the shopping list, right?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8674 I called for Sir Cooks-a-lot, not Sir Stand-Around-a-Lot! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8675 Go get the saffron! STAT 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8676 Ok. I’m ready. Now, where are those eggs you wanted me to fry?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8677 "Ok, I get that you work for Flavor, but where's the bottle of wine and pecorino cheese I ordered?" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8678 I guess next time I build a robot I’ll 1. Make it look more like a robot 2. Program it to actually help and not just stand there all knight 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8679 Lost my face mask so here’s my protection from covid19 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8680 Cooking for an army, of ONE 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8681 An apron would have been fine 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8682 Is that minestrone, by chance? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8683 No I can't help you find the can opener! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8684 Stop the Instagram cooking tutorial and no one gets hurt.” 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8685 Sorry I burned dinner. Thanks for going to get the pizza. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8686 Now you shouldn’t get in the way of me making my famous Kevin Chili! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8687 A wet floor spoils the broth, as they say. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8688 So THAT’S where my sauté pan in. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8689 Master, Knight-in-shining-armor to your rescue. Genie is allergic to smoked fish and took the night off." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8690 What? You said there was a battle in here!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8691 And you thought you had it rough 900 years back” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8692 I make a fine estus soup. I've got some stewing right now.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8693 Ugh, what now...” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8694 Not even this will protect me from your cooking 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8695 Did you really need all that prep for the sous-chef role? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8696 A may have put too much sourdough starter in the banana bread” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8697 NOT what I meant when I said 'get the plate's 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8698 'Very funny Carol, I'm not that dangerous of a cook' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8699 I wish he could have expressed to impress. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8700 Smashed potatoes? In THIS economy?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8701 'But Terry, those knives are really sharp!' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8702 I told you Bill Gates vaccine isn’t coming near me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8703 We ran out of masks 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8704 I do appreciate your love language but we can’t eat metaphor!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8705 man cooking to knight “Hi honey, how was work today?” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8706 Honey, I said “We’re in quarantine “ not “Wear a quaranTIN” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8707 We’re good thanks 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8708 i said, “duel.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8709 'I am cooking for ACTUAL front line workers, put your PPE back in the closet' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8710 You’re overdressed for dinner 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8711 Cook-'Your account said 'cosplay enthusiast'.' Knight 'Your's said you could cook.' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8712 What a disaster. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8713 It’s about time you showed up! Now, do something with this broken hollandaise! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8714 Could I BE wearing anymore virus armour” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8715 - Say... Where did you leave MY can opener? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8716 'You forgot the yeast' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8717 Just because I wanted you to boil oil for me to dump on the non-social distancers down below is no reason to burn our supper. .com 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8718 Okay...I see you got some sleep and grew your head back....now grab a plate 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8719 Is it year 2020 ? 🤔 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8720 'I think you misunderstood the term, 'Night Shift'.' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8721 Who's the 'essential worker' now huh? Can't believe we're on the frontlines but you've still got the armours! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8722 Hello! I am the knight from the past I got to know our earth is in danger because of you guys in future, I am here to save it with my life! Stop causing more damage! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8723 I heard it was quarantine, use protection kids 2020” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8724 Clean up the mess already” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8725 Can’t you see I’m right in the middle of all this? Now leave, this will take me ages.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8726 I guess you stressed the lining way too much, while crafting that antibacterial mask, honey” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8727 Don't you think you're going a little overboard with the PPE? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8728 You messed up dave. I messed up? You’re the one burning the replica 15th century beef bourguignon. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8729 Vintage cuisine gone ... a bit too far. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8730 Guy out there says it tastes like gruel. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8731 You ain't trusting your steel for guns and germs out there. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8732 'What do you mean by they had no coriander?!' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8733 : Dude, right now I need Mr Clean, not some Knight in shining Armour .... but call me later, k? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8734 I thought I already put that thing away...” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8735 I asked for a delightful Spanish Parma, not a Knight in shining armour! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8736 Patrick, again, I know you bought it for a bargain.... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8737 It’s Just Bacon. Don’t be such a baby. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8738 You just wanna bathe or will you be staying fir dinner? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8739 Chef Knight to the Rescue 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8740 That’s not the kind of mask they were talking about, Keith!” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8741 'What?.. This will be my costume for Holloween this year.' 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8742 Mid-Knight Takeout 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8743 Ask the busboy which table the holy grail is on. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8744 U think I give a sh*t about ur shining armor rn? GRAB A MOP DAVE! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8745 I didn't mean to startle you, our firehouse ran out of PPE 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8746 No, I did not say this was the cook's knight off. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8747 Uh yeah, the dragon's actually in the dishwasher 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8748 Just unzip me and order a pizza. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8749 Artie is here and hungry! We will be at the round table.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, CA 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8750 The way too late. I already opened the pickle jar. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8751 Oxide-free option? Not a problem, sir. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8752 I said STIR not SIR! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8753 Don’t just stand there... this tar isn’t going to cook itself. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8754 Didn't your resume say “2 years serving at The Round Table”? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8755 Back from the grocery store? Did you get the parsley? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8756 My PPE limits my ability to participate in this social experiment. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8757 I said I’d need help tonight, not that I’d need a knight! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8758 Now this really is a nightmare. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8759 ‘If you really wanted to be my knight in shining armor, you’d help out more around the house.’ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8760 Well, you're not exactly a knight in shining armor! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8761 I said i wish this place is clean like a shining armor, not an actual one! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8762 No, I do not want to hear about how difficult your damned bicycle commute is getting! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8763 I told you, Medieval Times is essential! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8764 Hey, you know they only said masks and gloves, right? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8765 Go degrease yourself, this instant patina is almost ready 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8766 You know I’d LOVE to stay home and help you today, George, but the boss said Old Man Tyson’ll chop my head off if I’m not back on the ham hock line today. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8767 The hors d’oeuvers are hors du combat. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8768 Can't you see I'm making dinner! You'll have to wait for your steel wool bath until after dinner! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8769 No, I don't need any WD-40. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8770 Stay away, I've got this! Your PPE is not adequate 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8771 Ok, I’ll have a Whopper and fries.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8772 Have you any “SHRUBERIES” Bring me a shruberie 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8773 Must be the wrong night... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8774 When Clive said he wanted to boost his iron levels, Bruno thought making spinach casserole would help. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8775 Come on, rookie, I don't mean that's a battlefield. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8776 You’re mother called. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8777 Merlin, you can run but you can't hide. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8778 No! I didn’t order a knight in shining armor! I ordered Guy Fiero! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8779 This is what happens when you learn to cook at “knight” school 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8780 Mom sent me in to check on dinner. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8781 I tell you kitchen is fun, you just gotta be more open 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8782 What, you think you're hot? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8783 You said this recipe was bulletproof! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8784 Spoken like a guy who’s never had boiling hot water splash on his shirt 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8785 I called 1-800-IRON CHEF an hour ago! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8786 I'm not an Iron Chef -- I get it -- Very funny. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8787 My best dish versus your best soldier 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8788 Get some beer and potatoes, oh, and don't forget to wear your mask. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8789 Gordan Ramsay was busy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8790 I believe in equality, but I don’t need a knightess in shining armor. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8791 You have the oddest requests." said the late knigh 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8792 You know what happens whenever you wear my good pots and pans. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8793 Let's role play. I'm bored by your broth. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8794 Whether you like it or not, shield me from the truth. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8795 So your the new night bus boy? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8796 You asked for a knight on the tiles 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8797 You have been drafted. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8798 Okay, maybe you take a break from cleaning out the closet. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8799 It's spicy yeah,but not that spicy. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8800 A pinch of salt please, Bill. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8801 You’re not wearing that when we eat 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8802 Could you let down your guard long enough to help me by opening a window? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8803 asdf 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8804 My Le Creuset is not an 'ass protector', Leonard. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8805 What would your cup be doing in here? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8806 For the 3rd time, when I'm through than you can shine the pot!!! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8807 Why would I use a knife if I have a halberd? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8808 Where were you when I needed a knight in shining armor? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8809 Are you sure you are making something that is rust-free? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8810 I can do everything for you while saving you from chaos! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8811 Don't frown at me. I did what you said, I washed the plates. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8812 „Take it off... you were not prepared for 2020 with this either.“ 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8813 I don't think so,pal. I'M the night in shining armor! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8814 What a knight-mare." "Shut up, Jerry. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8815 Yes, I am cooking dinner. Somebody has to. That suit won’t protect you outside the office and it’s not needed inside. I’m starting to think you’re just using the Coronavirus to get out of some of the work around here. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8816 What do you mean it had a slight metal taste? "I'll bring it out to you, you're at the Roundtable right?" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8817 We will be frying now. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8818 Kyle, I said the night shift, not the "knight" shift. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8819 Where did you get that apron from? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8820 When I said, 'Where is my knight in shining armour?', I didn't think he'd be travelling by horse. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8821 Let's just see whether you can do better, Iron Chef. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8822 If it stains the counters it will definitely ruin your suit 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8823 Just gonna stand there and watch it burn..? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8824 Molecular Gastronomy? This is a culinary Manhattan project! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8825 Paul had misheard the theme “Italian Formal Night.” 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8826 Duck is always served AFTER the joust. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8827 Your presence has been requested in the kings Palace...... not you.. The porridge This lock down has been hard on all of us. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8828 The fire burns strongly, and I am no coward, Unkindled One. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8829 OK, I’ll hire a sous chef. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8830 My cooking is not that bad.You don't need armour to protect yourself. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8831 Knight in Shining Shinola?” Too late! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8832 You clean. You're dressed for it. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8833 No, I don’t! And your armor is not so shiny either. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8834 Dad, I'm doing the best I can. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8835 No, I said pasta night. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8836 Mate, the kitchen is too hot for you to handle! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8837 No, I’m wearing this because of COVID-19. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8838 Go away, lemon juice and baking soda won't help with this 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8839 So you want me in there for how long? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8840 I said Arm & Hammer - not armour! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8841 Is dragon-slaying *really* so essential, though? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8842 I should have expected you hid out as a chef Godfrey of Bouillon! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8843 No! I do not want to be in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8844 Okay, I get it. You want to protect yourself from injury. But no swords, clubs, lances or horses. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8845 ‘“You get that damned outfit on EBay?” Don Dechman, Austin TX 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8846 Yeah, I’m ticked off. Want a pot to go with that fancy suit? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8847 No, it doesn't have any of your horse "Radish" in it. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8848 Damn it George,...What the hell is a Jousting Feast? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8849 I asked you for the arm iron, not the armor on. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8850 Looks like YOU had quite a knight! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8851 Ehh, just wear the N95. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8852 The steam would rust your outfit, you say. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8853 No Honey, the armor doesn't make you look fat. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8854 This dish is guaranteed to open your mask! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8855 No. I am not a blacksmith. And I have no idea where you can buy a chastity belt for your girl friend. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8856 I need your helmet. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8857 How should I know where your horse is -- I'm cooking! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8858 Well, who told you knights in shining armor know how to make Bouillabaisse? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8859 I have my PPE. Forget about sterilizing the mask!! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8860 What else do you need at the Acme? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8861 Don’t you think you’re taking the PPE mandate a little too far! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8862 I don’t care what you think .... the special today is heart. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8863 I never knew you were so judgemental. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8864 No - I said I'm coming over "To Knight" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8865 Quit trying to one-up me. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8866 I’m out of Saffron, I still need a hero in this dish! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
8867 Can't you breathe in the aroma? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
8868 „Marvin, he was a friend of mine ... „ 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
8869 You'd better like spaghettis 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
8870 You’re acting like your mother” 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8871 You need social distancing from your social media life. It’s just too much!” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8872 Really, this is some dinner date knight I wish you’d ordered takeout. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8873 No, chivalry is NOT dead. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8874 No thankfully, it isn’t the Black Plague. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8875 Nouvelle cuisine?" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8876 ummmm... No rush! I will just wait in my armor till you are done ..” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8877 'Honey, i know it seems like it but this is not a biochemical experiment! You don't need that cheap halloween costume to protect you!' 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8878 Get out of that silly costume and set the table....you will need two knights...I mean knives. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8879 Just popping to the grocery store for some essential cilantro while you burn down our shelter.” #coronavirus 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8880 How am I going to fit that in the oven?” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8881 Yeah yeah, I know. But I still need you to chop more onions. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8882 Souffle or mascarpone 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8883 What do you think will happen to your superhero stature if you're going to leave me like this ! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8884 Do you have something against round tables? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8885 Can I borrow that when my wife gets home? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8886 You double-parked your steed? Of course they towed it. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8887 Well, no damn wonder, Lance -- you handed me the metric grail. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8888 The smell of you going to the bathroom in that thing crushes the odor in the kitchen. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8889 Jon...this isn't what I meant by date night. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8890 You look fine, darling. No one is going to criticize your choice of armor - trust me. But if you're still worried, just bring along your Mace. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8891 (K)Night’s with shining armor are useless... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8892 Just remember: It's not burnt; it's well done taken to the next level. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8893 You,uh,just going to stand there? Don't think it's time to put those famous battle skills into work against this pasta? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8894 I told you, I work Knights. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8895 Yes, you look super evil. Isn't it time to nurse the baby? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8896 What do you mean you smelled rubber chicken! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8897 Forged in fire, from your expired canned goods...and ready to deliver your exquisite cusine! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8898 You seemed to be prepared but I think it's getting hotter then you think. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8899 If that thing is stainless steel then help me get this out of the oven so I don’t burn myself. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
8900 This is why chivalry is dead kercaption 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8901 Could you grab stainless steel cleaner while you’re out?” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8902 So this is where these troubadour guys have led us 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8903 Oh honey!with your cookingskills ..this is just smart distancing so that I can live another day for social distancing 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8904 Keeping things exciting in between naps. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8905 Sir you called for military back up, because according to you, you were in a "situation of unparalleled distress and relentless attack"? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8906 I told you, ‘I’m just one new recipe away from turning into a humanoid’ 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8907 You're burning food there laddie! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8908 Are you sure it’s all on the shopping list THIS time?! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8909 I climbed to the highest bloody kitchen in the tallest bloody restaurant, where’s the lamb sauce? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8910 « I’ll take over now honey? You go take care of the kids instead » 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8911 So.... explain to me AGAIN the positive and enjoyable aspects of having to eat food? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8912 9:07pm. 'I've come to galvanize you into action Chef. The night is getting long around the table.' 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8913 You go. I’ll stay behind. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8914 I feel like I’m the only one doing the heavy lifting for our quarantine production of Medieval Times. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8915 I suppose it's Sir Clean now then. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
8916 Well, you did say to dress for dinner! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8917 You'd think a page might be better at responding to one. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
8918 'Charles, it's not that kind of feast!' 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8919 Want it delivered? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8920 Get out of my kitchen. How many times do we have to tell you - we don't have any round tables! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8921 Yeah? What do you think I've been doing? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8922 So is that, let it cool overnight or let it cool over a knight? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8923 I'll change clothes with you when I've finished burning supper. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8924 Great you're here, this oven's been spewing flames all day. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8925 Ughh! Why can’t there be a #helpcookdinner challenge on TikTok!” 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8926 Woah there Moby, you made me burn my spiritual turmeric cauliflower soup. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8927 Marriage in the time of Corona or #multitasking 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8928 Sous-chef Lancelot called in sick—but no worries, he lent me his PPE. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8929 I don’t need a knight in shinning armor! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8930 You sure seem to get around in this city! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8931 Your Coronavirus protection out fit is excellent, but you’re still not six feet away from me! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8932 I'm sorry, I've never cooked groats before 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8933 What makes you think that you can save my soufflé ? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8934 Bro...Not my anodized nonstick 17 piece cookware set 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8935 'I'm gonna need a bigger tin opener!' 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8936 your splatter won't be stinging me again! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8937 Kill the Health Inspector ! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8938 A knight out from cooking at home? There you go complaining again. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8939 When your dad is left alone at home and you don't help 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8940 I can help joust the shish kabobs if you'd like. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
8941 Your Bud Light still isn't ready. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8942 Did you start cooking and then decide you needed your PPE again?! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8943 do you prefer it shaken or stirred UFO Bond? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8944 So who is whose knight in the shining armour..!? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
8945 So you have a strong suit too 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
8946 we’re closed... go home... 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
8947 If there's any grail from the last supper here it's in the sink with the mugs from the most recent brunch. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
8948 You’re hurting me, will we ever break up?” (@ technology) 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
8949 I told you to go set the round table! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8950 Can't you see I'm at war here? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8951 And can you eat!? You must have hollow legs, I don’t know where you put it 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8952 Are you not entertained?! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8953 There's no dragon! It's just a little burnt! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8954 No, I am not stress cooking anymore, and I have told you a million times not to come into the kitchen in your public place clothes. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8955 Gently with the olive oil: I feel puddly in my new suit and I can do without the touch-ups! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8956 86 turkey legs 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8957 I said get the parmesan! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8958 So that whole Renaissance thing wasn’t your bag either, huh? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8959 Honey, did you use up all of my oil? Dorothy and the gang are waiting for me on Teams!!! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8960 No matter how shiny your armour is, those pots right here are the cleanest stuff northern South Pole" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8961 ‘Where were you?! I needed you to help me slay the day! I didn’t expect you to literally slay, you say, the “dragon”!’ 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8962 No, no, no. The lemons need to be juiced, Marty. JUICED! @tiffanymnelson07 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8963 I'm sorry, my makeup took longer than expected." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8964 The store is all out of garlic 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8965 when they say 'front line workers' that's not what they mean" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8966 is “Fine, maybe we do need OSHA protections at home” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8967 When Harry’s “Acts of Service” meets Sally’s “Quality Time.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8968 Not you, Sir Ver...” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8969 I’m sorry if this doesn’t spark joy - but at least I tried. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8970 You’re going to the grocery store wearing that? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8971 You missed the briefing? Trump brand PPE is now required everywhere 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8972 You said you wanted a breakfast for champions, right?!" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8973 Are you sure it's not MY turn for a grocery run? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8974 When I asked for a knight in shining armour, I was thinking of my *mother*, man!" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8975 You really gonna burn up my friends in front of me like that 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8976 'Just waiting my turn then I'll hop over' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8977 That’s why we came up with patriarchy, young lad. The apron was just too heavy. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8978 'I wish you could be more like I want you to be' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8979 You'll find the aprons over there 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8980 I told you Arthur. We’re waging war with coronavirus. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8981 I prefer ‘Good They/Them Knight’” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8982 'I thought you'd be taller' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8983 'Well now I'm prepared for the store AND Halloween !!!' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8984 Table number six says they've been waiting too long for their entrées. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8985 I’m here for my free lunch 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8986 'OK, I'm ready to fry those fries' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8987 Ugh... Where’s the dragon? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8988 'Stay in, even it's a perfect knight' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8989 Isn’t dinner ready yet ? I’d hate to get medieval on you ! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8990 : No, I haven't seen the can opener. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8991 I’m going to get takeout.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8992 I know it looks like I battled with the kitchen, but we’re not at Medieval Times. You can put your theatrics away and join me for dinner in 5. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8993 You’re only supposed to wear that in public places. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8994 'Husband, you will be knighted for the valiant task of cooking.'. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8995 It's been so long for my last human interaction that I'm a bot. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8996 When we burn the virus won't matter anymore! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8997 Don’t you think you’re taking this mask thing a bit far? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8998 DUH!! Don't judge me. I'm a human 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8999 I was being figurative when I said ‘where’s my knight in shining armour’. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9000 'This qaurantine has been great for living out our fantasies, like being a chef' 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9001 Curbside pick-up only, even for the queen!.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9002 I slave over a hot stove all day just for you to do god knows what in Camelot.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9003 Hello, I’m Quarantine Man, how may I help you?” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9004 Cooking is my armor.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9005 Cooking is a dangerous thing, you need to cover your whole body. Safety First! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9006 You think running a household is hard? Try finding a new knighthood in this economy!” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9007 Oh, I’m sorry. When I invited you over for our holiday meal, I meant Thanksgiving......... not Halloween. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9008 put on an apron 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9009 If you really want to become a legend, seek out my crock pot. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9010 "Yeah, you're right! I'm lucky I'm having the meltdown." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9011 I'll never find a can opener in this mess! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9012 What do you mean by you are from the 13th and not the 21st century and not sent to do the dishes for me? I really thought you were my knight in shining armor! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9013 Jenny, I don’t like this role play. The apron seems heavier than the metal suit. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9014 Galahad wants to know when the Spam will be ready. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9015 No, you fool, I asked if you could work at night! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9016 I’m busy and for the last time the round table is booked 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9017 Will this protect me from COVID-19 if I eat at your place? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9018 That's not what I meant when I said you were on night shift! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9019 You wouldn't happen to have a face mask, would ya? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9020 This isn't a knight diner. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9021 As soon as I open the door you jam it in and make sure it stays there. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9022 I have a sensitive stomach! I need soft food! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9023 Mayhap we should just order out from Round Table 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9024 A heated argument backstage at the Medieval Tymes Family Dining Theater Experience after the chef reveals to the Maitre D' that they have run out 'Sword in the Stone Crab' platters. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9025 Please be more careful. I just had this suit pressed. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9026 No no no! Not indistinguishable, the extinguisher, the fire extinguisher! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9027 After you oil your joints, check out my jousting lance. I think it needs a little reconditioning. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9028 No, not going out honey—I just got myself ready to help out with the sourdough. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9029 You're late! Grab an apron. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9030 Looks like I’ll have to go out for pick-up once again! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9031 I’m looking for the fair maiden. Did you make an order of boiled guinea fowl pie in the last hour? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9032 If you don’t like it, you can do the cooking from now on!&@$ 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9033 I bet they never taught you how to handle this kind of challenge back at the academy. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9034 I don't need the cilantro anymore, hon'. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9035 The edibles are for AFTER dinner.” -from my husband, James Harren, Doylestown, P 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9036 I stepped up to help with chores like a progressive man and you decided to return to the dark ages now? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9037 Yeah, I'm ready to give a Fry Baby a try, too. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9038 I told you: Chinese dumplings pose NO threat of contracting COVID-19! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9039 Please tell me the grocery store had cleaning supplies this week, honey. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
9040 Would you mind cutting some onions with your sword? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9041 This is NOT the Iron Chef competition. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9042 No Bob, I’m pretty sure I said “salad on a plate” not wear a “sallet with plate.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9043 ‘’If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9044 What can I siphon you with? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9045 I don’t think you need that much PPE to help me clean up. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9046 If you ever came out of your shell then maybe you wouldn't have to be the only one that cleans. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9047 I don't care how well you think you are protected, you could still get it. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9048 I am a ghost knight from the black plague past here to assist you with your porridge preparation . 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9049 “We were all out of live frogs so I had to improvise.” 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
9050 While you're shopping buy more tums. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
9051 Yes, I insist. Put on an apron. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9052 I understand you have to practice, but it's not back from the blacksmith, yet, Marcia. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9053 I have never had a roommate with your intensity of phobias 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9054 Harold, why are you so hard to convince that I do not want to cook for us? How do I get through to you? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9055 Sure, slaying the dragon, rescuing the fair maiden, siting around a round table with your peers is all well and good but try preparing penne pasta al dente with a bolognaise sauce! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9056 Bunker down, I lost my last men in the War of the Frosés. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9057 Does this look like a time machine,SIR DORK A LOT.... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9058 They'll be here in 15 minutes. I said "shining armor." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9059 No, I distinctly said steel clad pan. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9060 W-H-E-R-E, not W-E-A-R!! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9061 You are NOT re-enacting Game of Thrones again with my turkey legs...” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9062 It’s time to take off to Mars buddy. You are not suitable for this planet anymore 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9063 I just thought it was better to be safe than sorry.” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9064 'You can't even keep the kitchen looking like a kitchen, you have turned this place into a war field.' Wife in an armour, rebuked her husband. 'God knows, when you will stop considering yourself Gordon Ramsay'. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9065 Order up for delivery! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9066 I told you that all restaurant are closed 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9067 Don't stare at me that way, I'm in total control of the situation. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9068 Looks like my battle reenactment class did come in handy after all. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
9069 That PPE won’t help you back here 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9070 Give me macaroni and cheese or death 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
9071 I can work much faster than that iron piece. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9072 I needed a sous chef, not a redditor” 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9073 - What are you doing in my kitchen? - It's time to get outside. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9074 For the record, it wasn't me that said 'Oh I have to invite my client Cheney to have dinner with us.' and then drew the short stick to lay the table. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9075 Seeing the meal in preparation Sir Cooksalot decides to keep his helmet in place. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9076 Don't worry,Uber Eats is on the way. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9077 Congratulations, you've slain dinner!" Andy Mathieson, Burke, V 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9078 You're only the knight watchman,but I feel like you're judging me. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
9079 I said the cast iron skillet, not suit. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9080 You’ll need real mettle to slay king crabs for minimum wage. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9081 Oh, that pasta usually needs 7 minutes, honey. Sorry for the delay, honey, when i heard your cries from the battle field you turned our kitchen into, i had to change first. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9082 You did great, babe. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9083 Mutton, again?!” 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9084 You said get dressed for dinner. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9085 En croute! En croute! Not en garde! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9086 Thank you for agreeing to pick up the forgotten items to complete this dish. The list is on the table. Be safe out there. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9087 Round Table?! I got your Round Table right here. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9088 No, it does not make you safer. And, yes, I'm still using the can opener. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9089 No, I’m not planning to joust!! It’s PPE when I help you cook. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
9090 What took you so long? Dammit, Stan, I told you the virus lasts on steel for 3 days! And you forgot to bring bananas, what will I bake now?” 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9091 Punch of salt, punch, not pinch, did I say pinch?!? Donnie, sometimes you don't make no sense!" #happybirthdayalpacin 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9092 Is my fourth meal ready? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
9093 Doc, you can come back to work now. We’ve finally got some PPE kits. The Halloween store opened early this year.” 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9094 Can opener by any chance ? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
9095 Somethings wrong with the dryer 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9096 What? And you think you’re my knight in shining armor? Look at yourself! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
9097 I’m making banana bread, what more could you want 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
9098 - do you see who you ancesters was 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9099 Mr. Demille. I am ready for my closeup now” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9100 No shoes, no shirt, no armor, no service” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9101 Pick up order for Tom, please.” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9102 So we slay spaghetti now? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9103 “you really feel safer wearing that to the restaurant than you do trying my cooking?!” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9104 "30 days of the same sh@t William enough with you tik tok productions, wanna produce something?, carry out the dishes to the table" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9105 Listen, Im grateful for the company, but no I don’t think you can still claim the quartering act” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9106 It's stormy. I think you have to go to the supermarket. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9107 If you really want to help, bring Gordon Ramsay." 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9108 fighting the pandemic. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9109 You don't need that suit honey! I now know how to cook. I won't blow up the kitchen ever. ....again. " 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9110 Get back in, the attack's a month away at least!" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9111 It seems you had a bad knight... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9112 Did you think I called for a knight in shining armour? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9113 What do you mean ‘this is a commentary on your skill’?” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9114 I don’t know, if I could only move in an L-shape formation, maybe I would have given myself more than five minutes to set the table before my parents got here Steven” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9115 Nothing is going to save that recipe 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9116 I honestly don’t have time to figure out where you came from, I’m too busy learning how to cook now that I’m stuck in quarantine 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9117 You planning on stepping out today? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9118 Next week, shopping is my turn” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9119 Nice try, but you’re still not going to get the restaurants to open.” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9120 'You are a problematic roommate monsieur. In a jealous rage, your partner left us with more bunny rabbit ragoût.' 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9121 It’s for a TikTok 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9122 'Chill, dude. Your dinner will be ready soon. You're not the only frontliner. I AM ONE OF YOU TOO!' 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9123 Look, you knew when we reopened you’d have to wear a mask. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9124 Can you not?” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9125 - “I think your taking this PPE thing a little far” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9126 And yet I’m still waiting for my Knight in shining armour” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9127 You’re not the only one with personality. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9128 Go sit at the round table. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9129 My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse!! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9130 I needed you to show up two hours ago. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9131 I get it. There are hazards working for me. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9132 just hang on a minute, knight, i'm just waiting for this sauce to reduce, also i'm really sorry that the kitchen is such a mess. i'm so sorry about this, knight! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9133 Don't be surprised hubby.This is me your wife.I am just armed for your cooking. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9134 Too late Iron Chef! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9135 Oh My! It's it convenient that ALL your clothes are dirty. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9136 Is this the bathroom? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9137 This is the only way I can I practice social distancing while checking to see if you're burning down the place. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9138 You ordered a tin can. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9139 I said I could work nights, not work for knights! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9140 I'm the delivery guy. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9141 Start over, this time wear a mask. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9142 If the VP won't wear a mask, why should I? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9143 Gordon, I thought you said “prepping”? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9144 What’s that, an n95? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9145 The girls are working in outer space right now! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9146 I said garnishes not garnitures! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9147 Sir, I’d like a fried fish nugget. I hope Rule No. 40,289: No weird costumes was just a joke. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9148 Where’s my hasenpfeffer? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9149 I asked for an Iron Chef and they send me Sir Lancelot. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9150 We gotta talk, Man....These fantasies from 'Burning Man' to 'Iron Man' just gotta stop! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9151 Your swordfish will ready even faster when I no longer face your raffishly crass mask: virus or no! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9152 Me thinks you have gone beyond the pale wearing the King’s armor. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9153 You must be here for the night gig!" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9154 Next I'll need your elbow & knee guards... She took the hot pads too... 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9155 I survived the Black Death, can you survive motherhood? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9156 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! I found a long hair...in my food” 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9157 I know you’re bored, sweetheart, but per chance you took my “not being able to eat out is medieval” a bit too far. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9158 The women are gone and I’m going out to get some real food!” 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9159 No, no, I didn't ask for a Knight in Shining Armor, I asked for an organic egg white from a local farmer! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9160 You are looking for a TV series called THE IRON CHEFS 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9161 Can you stir this for me? I gotta go take a shit. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9162 So, OK, I'm ill-suited for this job. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9163 I said work the night shift not the knight shift! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9164 Well, I would know--I just came from a war zone! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9165 The next time you want to use my kitchen, at least put on an apron. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9166 So you're the new waiter. What does that say about my cooking? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9167 No, dear, I gotta do what I gotta do too! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9168 So glad it's not just something out of a can. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9169 I assure you that my cooking is NOT fit for your king! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9170 When I asked you to break out the fine silverware, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9171 Here you are, my knight in shining armor coming to save the day. Where were you 3 hours ago when I needed you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
9172 I could have sworn I put 2019 into the time machine this time... not 2020 again." 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9173 Should I call the cavalry? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9174 If you wanted to order take-out, you should've just said so. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9175 I’ve made us a good nourishing meal, and now you want to order out chicken wings. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9176 Eat-in or take-out? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9177 How would you feel if I just ordered take-out? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9178 My flame's running low. So if you want dinner on time, you better get me some dragons you hear? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
9179 MOM!!! MOM!!! MOM!!! What!!!! Did my amazon package come yet? For the fifth time this hour, no it didn’t come 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9180 'GRADE PENDING' 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9181 Honey, could you iron my armor after dinner? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
9182 This is not the time to be an undercooked New Yorker punchline" 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9183 Iso baking won't protect you 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9184 Honey, dinner’s ready?” 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
9185 I’ve told you, it’s the chili powder that makes me sneeze! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9186 Vince, you were wrong. Eat, Pray, Love wasn't pretty good. It was incredible. I quit. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9187 'What's cookin'?' 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9188 I'll give you some soup in exchange for your seat at the round table and your birthright. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9189 No, we don't have any squires here. You're responsible for bringing your own knives. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9190 No more damsels. Any soup or soufflé in distress? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
9191 Bob's new wife's shining armor wasn't correlating to shining dishes. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
9192 I get it, cooking is harder than it looks. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
9193 Why can't you save Earth? Look now I have to cook food" 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
9194 shut up, shut up, goddamn it shut the fuck up, shut up and leave me alone, shut the fuck up 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
9195 Can you armor all this kitchen? It’s a mess! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0