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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-04-26T19:23:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-05-10T19:25:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-05-04T19:24:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 11, 2020 |
Number of captions | 10718 |
Number of responses | 1376223 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | This was easier to carry when it was flat. | 2.2073 | 0.00547 | 17899 | 3316 | 7556 | 7026 |
1 | Next week I'll move Heaven for you. | 2.1159 | 0.00596 | 16514 | 4007 | 6589 | 5915 |
2 | It’s mostly water weight” | 2.0952 | 0.00669 | 13072 | 3267 | 5297 | 4507 |
3 | This was easier when the world was flat. | 2.0471 | 0.00746 | 10689 | 2943 | 4301 | 3444 |
4 | Because not everyone gets to work from home, Joyce | 2.0031 | 0.00738 | 11469 | 3567 | 4300 | 3601 |
5 | Apparently I'm deemed essential | 1.9686 | 0.01058 | 5510 | 1790 | 2105 | 1615 |
6 | I don’t ordinarily like to return things, but that one has some major issues.” | 1.9598 | 0.00927 | 7368 | 2485 | 2694 | 2187 |
7 | Does it look as though I can pick up some milk on the way home? | 1.9249 | 0.01500 | 2824 | 1011 | 1014 | 799 |
8 | ‘Well, actually, yes...it would be the end of the world if I took the day off.’ | 1.9055 | 0.01136 | 4962 | 1846 | 1739 | 1377 |
9 | It was a lot easier to carry when it was flat. | 1.9050 | 0.01025 | 6034 | 2226 | 2155 | 1653 |
10 | The world doesn't revolve around you, Helen. | 1.8978 | 0.00781 | 9960 | 3591 | 3796 | 2571 |
11 | Because I prefer it to the maps on my phone, that’s why. | 1.8829 | 0.01036 | 5910 | 2262 | 2078 | 1570 |
12 | Yes, I'm going out in these shoes. | 1.8794 | 0.00900 | 7883 | 3056 | 2724 | 2102 |
13 | Wow, look how close earth is to Uranus. | 1.8553 | 0.00946 | 7973 | 3532 | 2074 | 2366 |
14 | I’ll myth you too. | 1.8359 | 0.00773 | 11149 | 4785 | 3409 | 2953 |
15 | You can’t hold it by Venezuela. It’s unstable. | 1.8334 | 0.01472 | 2821 | 1136 | 1019 | 666 |
16 | You have anything else for recycling?” | 1.8313 | 0.00953 | 6549 | 2598 | 2459 | 1491 |
17 | Apparently, giving you the world wasn't enough | 1.8274 | 0.01106 | 5059 | 2084 | 1766 | 1208 |
18 | No, it’s cool, I’ll get the door, you enjoy that coffee.” | 1.8265 | 0.01580 | 2496 | 1031 | 867 | 598 |
19 | Zeus turned down my work from home request. | 1.8218 | 0.01597 | 2284 | 905 | 881 | 498 |
20 | Why can't you just have a chip on your shoulder like a normal human being? | 1.8019 | 0.01034 | 5593 | 2343 | 2017 | 1232 |
21 | When his wife asked him if he really was essential personnel, Atlas shrugged. | 1.8019 | 0.01027 | 5935 | 2567 | 1978 | 1389 |
22 | Oh really? YOU'RE tired of doing the same thing every day?" | 1.7988 | 0.00964 | 6353 | 2643 | 2345 | 1364 |
23 | Be sure to wash your hands when you're done touching that. | 1.7826 | 0.01294 | 3570 | 1539 | 1268 | 763 |
24 | Well... it no longer 'Sparks Joy', Susan. | 1.7763 | 0.01227 | 4300 | 1979 | 1302 | 1018 |
25 | Oh shoot! Put my mask on for me. | 1.7758 | 0.01011 | 5873 | 2570 | 2048 | 1253 |
26 | I’m returning it and getting another, this one has a pandemic. | 1.7689 | 0.01051 | 5626 | 2547 | 1830 | 1246 |
27 | I never knew what a pain in the ass the Andes can be. | 1.7687 | 0.01135 | 4738 | 2126 | 1583 | 1027 |
28 | Tell Sisyphus I'll meet him at the support group. | 1.7543 | 0.01612 | 2198 | 991 | 767 | 440 |
29 | I AM bending my knees! | 1.7215 | 0.01026 | 5332 | 2445 | 1926 | 960 |
30 | Honey, I’m taking it back. This one has a virus. | 1.7195 | 0.00983 | 6035 | 2845 | 2038 | 1152 |
31 | I’m taking it to the repair shop, it keeps overheating. | 1.7160 | 0.00943 | 6218 | 2854 | 2276 | 1088 |
32 | I know it looks weird but the warming really helps my sciatica. | 1.7106 | 0.01215 | 3790 | 1767 | 1353 | 669 |
33 | Some days I wish I could just drop everything. | 1.6898 | 0.02062 | 1309 | 630 | 455 | 224 |
34 | Every day is Earth Day, Carol.” | 1.6801 | 0.01398 | 2832 | 1386 | 968 | 478 |
35 | So you coughed on it. What’s the worst that could happen?” | 1.6789 | 0.01383 | 3061 | 1545 | 953 | 562 |
36 | “What a shame. It was so nice when we first got it.” | 1.6742 | 0.02011 | 1375 | 679 | 465 | 231 |
37 | “You can have it back when you’ve learned how to take care of it.” | 1.6735 | 0.01119 | 4401 | 2164 | 1508 | 728 |
38 | I told you, if you cant take care of it I'm giving it to someone who will" | 1.6728 | 0.01683 | 1944 | 957 | 666 | 321 |
39 | Sing 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' one more time, and I'll drop this on your foot. | 1.6723 | 0.01482 | 2701 | 1388 | 809 | 503 |
40 | It may not look like much to you, Gladys, but from nine to five, I'm a GOD. | 1.6608 | 0.01710 | 1946 | 995 | 616 | 335 |
41 | I'm bringing it in. It's overheating, pulling to the right, and has a transmission problem. | 1.6603 | 0.01850 | 1840 | 998 | 469 | 373 |
42 | You know, you could just roll it. | 1.6577 | 0.02134 | 1227 | 627 | 394 | 206 |
43 | If I can carry the world, you can take out the trash. | 1.6534 | 0.01311 | 3133 | 1574 | 1068 | 489 |
44 | Okay, I’ll stop bringing the problems of the world home with me. | 1.6502 | 0.02583 | 809 | 409 | 274 | 126 |
45 | It was easier to hold when the damn thing was flat. | 1.6494 | 0.01452 | 2718 | 1422 | 827 | 469 |
46 | ...Some nonsense about me being an essential employee. | 1.6490 | 0.01356 | 2917 | 1473 | 993 | 450 |
47 | If Zeus or Cuomo declares you essential, you’re essential. | 1.6466 | 0.01405 | 2739 | 1395 | 917 | 427 |
48 | Doris. I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation | 1.6399 | 0.01919 | 1497 | 779 | 478 | 240 |
49 | I should have said yes when they offered me Pluto. | 1.6372 | 0.01538 | 2263 | 1165 | 754 | 344 |
50 | Oh yes, by all means, please tell me how you would do it. | 1.6302 | 0.01738 | 1890 | 1018 | 553 | 319 |
51 | I’m returning this, it’s defective. | 1.6289 | 0.02968 | 609 | 318 | 199 | 92 |
52 | You can keep the moon. | 1.6252 | 0.02301 | 1030 | 546 | 324 | 160 |
53 | I’m carrying the weight of the world. I don’t have time to take out the garbage. | 1.6244 | 0.01722 | 1837 | 977 | 574 | 286 |
54 | YES-- I kept the receipt! | 1.6239 | 0.01953 | 1428 | 758 | 449 | 221 |
55 | “not all of us can work from home Carol. Some of our jobs are essential.” | 1.6215 | 0.01756 | 1794 | 964 | 545 | 285 |
56 | Would you mind tilting it so the cold part isn't right there? | 1.6206 | 0.01691 | 1766 | 908 | 620 | 238 |
57 | Just going to exchange this earth for one without Donald Trump | 1.6174 | 0.02166 | 1299 | 739 | 318 | 242 |
58 | I know you’re balancing a lot right now, but please remember to pick up the dry cleaning. | 1.6167 | 0.01731 | 1701 | 884 | 585 | 232 |
59 | And you”re sure it just stopped working at 2020?” | 1.6151 | 0.01853 | 1577 | 847 | 490 | 240 |
60 | It's been recalled. | 1.6135 | 0.01870 | 1550 | 835 | 479 | 236 |
61 | I'm not bringing work home anymore. | 1.6121 | 0.01825 | 1565 | 829 | 514 | 222 |
62 | I'll call you if anything earth-shattering happens. | 1.6106 | 0.02094 | 1225 | 660 | 382 | 183 |
63 | I did not shrug. | 1.6104 | 0.01885 | 1512 | 815 | 471 | 225 |
64 | If Ayn Rand calls, tell her to go to Hell. | 1.6087 | 0.02027 | 1380 | 776 | 372 | 232 |
65 | Did you wash your hands before you picked that up? | 1.6080 | 0.01930 | 1449 | 786 | 445 | 218 |
66 | Gotta do an eclipse tonight. Don't wait up for me. | 1.6079 | 0.01884 | 1385 | 718 | 492 | 175 |
67 | We’ll let you have it back when it’s fixed. | 1.6069 | 0.01919 | 1488 | 815 | 443 | 230 |
68 | Three millennia in and suddenly everyone's all: "We love you Atlas! You're a hero, Atlas! You're essential, Atlas! " | 1.6057 | 0.01948 | 1362 | 726 | 447 | 189 |
69 | Does this go in the trash or can it be recycled? | 1.6055 | 0.01929 | 1460 | 798 | 440 | 222 |
70 | You know, Prometheus gets to telework." | 1.6046 | 0.01974 | 1348 | 728 | 426 | 194 |
71 | Seventy-one percent of it is just water weight. | 1.6041 | 0.01977 | 1354 | 732 | 426 | 196 |
72 | It doesn’t spark joy Gladys | 1.6038 | 0.01971 | 1416 | 781 | 415 | 220 |
73 | Weight of the world on your shoulders? Try cooking breakfast lunch and dinner, homeschooling the kids, zooming with my personal trainer and regrowing produce in mason jars in the fridge | 1.6025 | 0.02029 | 1293 | 703 | 401 | 189 |
74 | So are you sure that it's not easier to roll it? | 1.6021 | 0.01989 | 1337 | 725 | 419 | 193 |
75 | Well, I'm off to work. Apparently I'm still considered essential. | 1.6016 | 0.01962 | 1368 | 741 | 431 | 196 |
76 | I need space." | 1.6006 | 0.02152 | 1242 | 704 | 330 | 208 |
77 | I’m taking it into the shop, it’s burning way too much gas. | 1.6001 | 0.01932 | 1348 | 716 | 455 | 177 |
78 | A foldable map would be a helleva lot easier. | 1.5971 | 0.02118 | 1241 | 696 | 349 | 196 |
79 | Is it my imagination or is this getting warmer?" | 1.5968 | 0.02032 | 1245 | 672 | 403 | 170 |
80 | Did you try unplugging and plugging it back in...” | 1.5964 | 0.02173 | 1177 | 660 | 332 | 185 |
81 | Oh...it was the moon you wanted. How thoughtless of me. | 1.5961 | 0.02210 | 1129 | 631 | 323 | 175 |
82 | I’m just gonna go dip this in Purel. Be right back.” | 1.5959 | 0.02036 | 1262 | 688 | 396 | 178 |
83 | When you said you joined Planet Fitness, you weren't kidding. | 1.5951 | 0.02474 | 904 | 507 | 256 | 141 |
84 | This global warming really relaxes my lumbar | 1.5932 | 0.03452 | 440 | 241 | 137 | 62 |
85 | Outsourcing. | 1.5919 | 0.02164 | 1191 | 684 | 313 | 194 |
86 | Okay, okay. I won’t bring my work home anymore. | 1.5906 | 0.02106 | 1170 | 641 | 367 | 162 |
87 | Next time,specify what KIND of Atlas you need! | 1.5905 | 0.02179 | 1138 | 643 | 321 | 174 |
88 | Yep, Google Maps is down again | 1.5895 | 0.02235 | 1050 | 579 | 323 | 148 |
89 | For the record, I didn't shrug. | 1.5894 | 0.02168 | 1130 | 627 | 340 | 163 |
90 | I’m just going to take it out for a spin. | 1.5856 | 0.02332 | 975 | 544 | 291 | 140 |
91 | Thank God we don't live on Jupiter. | 1.5849 | 0.02143 | 1084 | 588 | 358 | 138 |
92 | I do NOT need a latitude adjustment, thank you! | 1.5840 | 0.02282 | 988 | 560 | 285 | 143 |
93 | I'll move heaven tomorrow..." | 1.5834 | 0.02316 | 1025 | 584 | 284 | 157 |
94 | Oh, laundry. That does sound like a tough day. | 1.5816 | 0.02295 | 1035 | 589 | 290 | 156 |
95 | Everyday is Earth Day, Linda. | 1.5816 | 0.02189 | 1042 | 569 | 340 | 133 |
96 | Small world," they said! "Pale blue dot," they said! "Blue marble," they said | 1.5816 | 0.02212 | 1030 | 565 | 331 | 134 |
97 | I shrugged, I didn’t say I don’t care. | 1.5798 | 0.02239 | 1028 | 574 | 313 | 141 |
98 | Can't tell if it's a slipped disc or a continental shift. | 1.5791 | 0.02458 | 879 | 496 | 257 | 126 |
99 | No, this time I will not simply shrug it off! | 1.5772 | 0.02330 | 972 | 551 | 282 | 139 |
100 | I’m taking this back. You guys obviously don’t appreciate it... | 1.5743 | 0.02376 | 942 | 536 | 271 | 135 |
101 | I'm supposed to deliver it to a kid named Greta Thünberg | 1.5740 | 0.02429 | 939 | 545 | 249 | 145 |
102 | God, I hate Earth Day. | 1.5738 | 0.02222 | 861 | 515 | 228 | 118 |
103 | Atlas schlepped. | 1.5737 | 0.03038 | 570 | 323 | 167 | 80 |
104 | Yeah well, I gave birth to our three children so I still win. Lift with your knees. | 1.5722 | 0.02404 | 935 | 538 | 259 | 138 |
105 | "This is not the world I ordered." | 1.5721 | 0.02361 | 916 | 521 | 269 | 126 |
106 | Does it look like I can "pick up a few things while I'm out?" | 1.5714 | 0.02451 | 917 | 533 | 244 | 140 |
107 | I can't take a break. That fool is still President. | 1.5701 | 0.02653 | 770 | 445 | 211 | 114 |
108 | You were right, I definitely should've peed first." | 1.5682 | 0.02470 | 880 | 508 | 244 | 128 |
109 | Well, as it turns out I can’t work from home. | 1.5669 | 0.02373 | 859 | 474 | 283 | 102 |
110 | For heaven’s sake, honey, stop complaining and just be grateful you still have a job.” | 1.5662 | 0.02469 | 846 | 481 | 251 | 114 |
111 | If I drop it, millions will die...but if I do my job correctly, then Trump will take all the credit. | 1.5662 | 0.02620 | 816 | 482 | 206 | 128 |
112 | Fine. I’ll save it myself. | 1.5659 | 0.02432 | 850 | 478 | 263 | 109 |
113 | Some people. You give them the world and it's still not enough! | 1.5648 | 0.02504 | 818 | 465 | 244 | 109 |
114 | I’m just gonna take her out for a spin. | 1.5647 | 0.02468 | 834 | 472 | 253 | 109 |
115 | Be careful next time you order an Atlas online.” | 1.5639 | 0.02546 | 798 | 456 | 234 | 108 |
116 | Well, your Southern Hemisphere isn’t what it used to be either my dear. | 1.5639 | 0.02583 | 798 | 462 | 222 | 114 |
117 | Zeus won’t Zoom. | 1.5631 | 0.03203 | 531 | 311 | 141 | 79 |
118 | It was easier when the earth was flat. | 1.5623 | 0.02593 | 811 | 476 | 214 | 121 |
119 | Did you try turning it off and then back on again?" | 1.5610 | 0.02542 | 795 | 455 | 234 | 106 |
120 | I'm returning it | 1.5596 | 0.02222 | 788 | 470 | 213 | 97 |
121 | She’s not heavy; she’s my Mother.” | 1.5593 | 0.03034 | 599 | 355 | 153 | 91 |
122 | are you sure you have everything? | 1.5587 | 0.02592 | 775 | 448 | 221 | 106 |
123 | Dr. Fauci heads in for another day at the White House. | 1.5580 | 0.02722 | 767 | 462 | 182 | 123 |
124 | Its a new treatment for my back, it's called global warming” | 1.5569 | 0.02579 | 765 | 439 | 226 | 100 |
125 | Why can't you use Google maps like everyone else? | 1.5564 | 0.02633 | 762 | 445 | 210 | 107 |
126 | Mount Everest is killing me. | 1.5557 | 0.02551 | 727 | 405 | 240 | 82 |
127 | Be more specific next time you order an Atlas. | 1.5556 | 0.02765 | 720 | 429 | 182 | 109 |
128 | You said take out the garbage. | 1.5556 | 0.02613 | 747 | 429 | 219 | 98 |
129 | Just 10 billion years until retirement | 1.5550 | 0.03448 | 418 | 238 | 128 | 52 |
130 | I sold it to Bezos.” | 1.5501 | 0.02676 | 709 | 411 | 206 | 92 |
131 | Sometimes I wish the world would just get off my ass. | 1.5476 | 0.02714 | 683 | 396 | 200 | 87 |
132 | Because I’m an essential worker Mildred, that’s why. | 1.5472 | 0.02777 | 678 | 400 | 185 | 93 |
133 | It's not getting heavier, but definitely getting warmer. | 1.5472 | 0.02689 | 689 | 398 | 205 | 86 |
134 | I miss the old days when the weight was on my shoulders. | 1.5468 | 0.02696 | 684 | 395 | 204 | 85 |
135 | For me, every day is Earth Day. Every. Single. Day. | 1.5452 | 0.02765 | 664 | 388 | 190 | 86 |
136 | I'm supposed to see some guy named Sysiphus about it today. | 1.5444 | 0.02746 | 665 | 387 | 193 | 84 |
137 | That's another thing Ayn Rand got wrong. | 1.5428 | 0.02773 | 654 | 382 | 189 | 83 |
138 | What do you mean, be careful not to touch my face? | 1.5426 | 0.02827 | 645 | 381 | 178 | 86 |
139 | Well, who else is gonna do it? The Trump Administration refuses to assume responsibility. | 1.5426 | 0.03014 | 610 | 372 | 145 | 93 |
140 | Yeah, every day is earth day for me. | 1.5409 | 0.02743 | 636 | 365 | 198 | 73 |
141 | Don’t say I’ve never made the earth move for you. | 1.5404 | 0.02970 | 631 | 387 | 147 | 97 |
142 | Be careful with that. It’s the only one we’ve got. | 1.5399 | 0.02850 | 576 | 328 | 185 | 63 |
143 | Weight of the world,Helen. Weight of the world. | 1.5388 | 0.02803 | 618 | 358 | 187 | 73 |
144 | Where on earth are you going? | 1.5375 | 0.03084 | 547 | 327 | 146 | 74 |
145 | Lift with your legs, Atlas. | 1.5373 | 0.02847 | 616 | 362 | 177 | 77 |
146 | Not everyone can work from home, Lois. | 1.5371 | 0.02734 | 607 | 343 | 202 | 62 |
147 | No, Fran, I don't think I'm taking Earth Day too seriously. | 1.5357 | 0.02820 | 616 | 360 | 182 | 74 |
148 | It's not the kind of job you can do from home, Doris. | 1.5340 | 0.02720 | 588 | 366 | 145 | 77 |
149 | For the millionth time, no!, I did not shrug. | 1.5336 | 0.02896 | 581 | 340 | 172 | 69 |
150 | I know. At least 30 million miles from the other planets. I get it. | 1.5333 | 0.02871 | 585 | 341 | 176 | 68 |
151 | Join Atlas Moving, you said. Move the world, you said. | 1.5333 | 0.02961 | 585 | 350 | 158 | 77 |
152 | Oh. When you said you felt like the weight of the world was on your shoulders, I thought it was a metaphor. | 1.5331 | 0.02806 | 589 | 337 | 187 | 63 |
153 | I’ll put this 6 feet from the house for a few months.....just to be safe. | 1.5328 | 0.02920 | 580 | 341 | 167 | 71 |
154 | Bowling. Where do you THINK I'm going? | 1.5328 | 0.02910 | 580 | 341 | 169 | 70 |
155 | Make sure you get a full refund” | 1.5324 | 0.03045 | 586 | 360 | 140 | 86 |
156 | Does the weight of the world make my ass look fat? | 1.5304 | 0.03041 | 575 | 351 | 143 | 81 |
157 | It doesn't feel like a small world. | 1.5300 | 0.02790 | 566 | 335 | 168 | 63 |
158 | And tell Disney it's not a small world after all. | 1.5299 | 0.03045 | 519 | 304 | 155 | 60 |
159 | I'll be back in 365 days | 1.5295 | 0.03321 | 457 | 273 | 126 | 58 |
160 | Does it look like I’m gonna have a good day? | 1.5284 | 0.02951 | 564 | 334 | 162 | 68 |
161 | I’m fine...it’s a small world, after all. | 1.5244 | 0.03152 | 532 | 327 | 131 | 74 |
162 | Doesn’t matter if you call it a carry on, they’re still gonna make you check it.” | 1.5230 | 0.03175 | 522 | 321 | 129 | 72 |
163 | Arent you supposed to carry it on your shoulders? | 1.5225 | 0.03259 | 423 | 244 | 137 | 42 |
164 | Remember if you need to cough, cough into your elbow | 1.5219 | 0.03166 | 479 | 284 | 140 | 55 |
165 | Yes, I washed my hands first. | 1.5214 | 0.03235 | 468 | 280 | 132 | 56 |
166 | They’ll take anything back at Costco | 1.5209 | 0.03156 | 503 | 304 | 136 | 63 |
167 | I'll be meeting with Rand McNally after work. They're naming a book after me. | 1.5209 | 0.03144 | 503 | 303 | 138 | 62 |
168 | How, precisely, should I cough into my elbow? | 1.5205 | 0.03122 | 513 | 310 | 139 | 64 |
169 | I'll see you at the end of my rotation. | 1.5201 | 0.03077 | 498 | 294 | 149 | 55 |
170 | be sure and wash your hands when you put that down | 1.5200 | 0.03009 | 525 | 311 | 155 | 59 |
171 | Well, it is Earth Day. | 1.5197 | 0.02915 | 508 | 290 | 172 | 46 |
172 | With this pandemic, the stores sold out of celestial spheres, so I’m making do with a terrestrial globe. | 1.5180 | 0.03307 | 500 | 315 | 111 | 74 |
173 | What really irks me is that Sisyphus gets to work from home. | 1.5180 | 0.02601 | 500 | 323 | 119 | 58 |
174 | Because if I carry it in front of me, Fran, I won't be able to see where I'm going." | 1.5169 | 0.02733 | 503 | 302 | 153 | 48 |
175 | This was a whole lot easier when we all thought it was flat. | 1.5163 | 0.03194 | 490 | 298 | 131 | 61 |
176 | It's not a phase, mom. | 1.5154 | 0.02685 | 487 | 293 | 150 | 44 |
177 | Not sure if this belongs in compost or recycling. | 1.5152 | 0.03127 | 493 | 296 | 140 | 57 |
178 | When you’re done with that, take out the garbage. | 1.5141 | 0.03203 | 496 | 305 | 127 | 64 |
179 | It'd be a lot easier if this thing was flat. | 1.5117 | 0.03277 | 471 | 290 | 121 | 60 |
180 | No, I cannot stop at Walgreens on the way back! | 1.5117 | 0.03207 | 471 | 285 | 131 | 55 |
181 | You can keep the house. | 1.5111 | 0.03250 | 450 | 273 | 125 | 52 |
182 | To the shop. Thing's starting to overheat. | 1.5106 | 0.03145 | 472 | 282 | 139 | 51 |
183 | The boss says that just because I'm mythological doesn't mean I'm not essential. | 1.5100 | 0.02265 | 449 | 288 | 122 | 39 |
184 | It was easier to carry when the world was flat. | 1.5096 | 0.02945 | 467 | 289 | 125 | 50 |
185 | Guess whose job is considered "essential." | 1.5087 | 0.03289 | 458 | 281 | 121 | 56 |
186 | I asked you to take over home schooling for one day, Gary." | 1.5085 | 0.03226 | 470 | 287 | 127 | 56 |
187 | Honey, this isn't what I meant when I said I'd move heaven and earth for you. | 1.5081 | 0.03685 | 309 | 178 | 105 | 26 |
188 | Sorry, that one was me, not greenhouse. | 1.5077 | 0.03389 | 453 | 284 | 108 | 61 |
189 | I offer you the world, and you're still not satisfied! | 1.5076 | 0.03313 | 459 | 284 | 117 | 58 |
190 | Fine! I'll put the germ-ridden thing back on the curb. | 1.5066 | 0.03384 | 454 | 285 | 108 | 61 |
191 | I AM lifting with my legs, damnit!! | 1.5066 | 0.02987 | 454 | 284 | 120 | 50 |
192 | Have a good day at work Dr. Fauci. | 1.5066 | 0.03369 | 454 | 284 | 110 | 60 |
193 | What part of "essential worker" do you not understand? | 1.5065 | 0.03608 | 306 | 186 | 90 | 30 |
194 | “I shrugged and all hell broke loose” | 1.5056 | 0.03160 | 445 | 263 | 139 | 43 |
195 | Everyone wants the body of a god, but no one wants to put the work in. | 1.5050 | 0.03321 | 400 | 236 | 126 | 38 |
196 | You know that's just a metaphor, right? | 1.5047 | 0.03442 | 426 | 265 | 107 | 54 |
197 | I bet Sisyphus never gets this kind of grief from HIS wife! | 1.5034 | 0.03266 | 437 | 264 | 126 | 47 |
198 | I did not wet my pants. That’s just Antarctica melting! | 1.5034 | 0.03430 | 441 | 278 | 104 | 59 |
199 | Phyllis, what does that even mean, ‘work-life balance’?” | 1.5023 | 0.03349 | 428 | 262 | 117 | 49 |
200 | If you insist on carrying the weight of the world, you need shoes with better support. | 1.5023 | 0.03446 | 428 | 268 | 105 | 55 |
201 | Honey, it’s just a beach ball, don’t be so dramatic. And I want my dress back by the end of the day. | 1.5023 | 0.03453 | 432 | 272 | 103 | 57 |
202 | Why can't you just use GPS like everyone else? | 1.5023 | 0.03374 | 432 | 267 | 113 | 52 |
203 | That chili I ate for dinner last night is going to be bad for Argentina. | 1.5012 | 0.03590 | 413 | 264 | 91 | 58 |
204 | When I asked you to make the Earth move this evening, I had something else in mind dear | 1.5012 | 0.03375 | 415 | 253 | 116 | 46 |
205 | I’m going for a walk with Sisyphus. He says I pick up his spirits. | 1.5012 | 0.03226 | 423 | 251 | 132 | 40 |
206 | Umm..yeah, I'd say my job is essential... | 1.5012 | 0.03411 | 423 | 262 | 110 | 51 |
207 | Jesus Ayn, I'm not shrugging, it's heavy. | 1.5012 | 0.03404 | 427 | 265 | 110 | 52 |
208 | Fine. I’ll stop bringing my work home with me. | 1.5012 | 0.03304 | 433 | 264 | 121 | 48 |
209 | I'm taking it back because it's defective." | 1.5012 | 0.03447 | 433 | 273 | 103 | 57 |
210 | It's a small world my a.. | 1.5011 | 0.03381 | 439 | 274 | 110 | 55 |
211 | It doesn't spark joy anymore... | 1.5000 | 0.03531 | 422 | 269 | 95 | 58 |
212 | Really!? Pick up the dry cleaning too? | 1.5000 | 0.03375 | 418 | 256 | 115 | 47 |
213 | Am I essential at work?! Are we really having this conversation right now, Martha | 1.5000 | 0.03556 | 408 | 258 | 96 | 54 |
214 | You still have to take out the trash | 1.4985 | 0.03807 | 323 | 197 | 91 | 35 |
215 | Be careful. You dropped it a few weeks ago, and look what happened. | 1.4976 | 0.03530 | 412 | 261 | 97 | 54 |
216 | This one came with a pandemic, so I'm returning it. | 1.4964 | 0.03452 | 411 | 256 | 106 | 49 |
217 | Amazon really messed this one up. | 1.4963 | 0.03447 | 409 | 254 | 107 | 48 |
218 | Now be sure to wash your hands if you touch China! | 1.4963 | 0.03550 | 409 | 260 | 95 | 54 |
219 | Oh, for Pete’s sake, Nancy—I’m halfway out the door! Can’t you look up Santa Fe on the internet? | 1.4963 | 0.03600 | 409 | 263 | 89 | 57 |
220 | Gonna return it for the 2019 model. | 1.4962 | 0.03490 | 391 | 241 | 106 | 44 |
221 | Why do I always put my car key in my back pocket? | 1.4962 | 0.03471 | 391 | 240 | 108 | 43 |
222 | I'm getting rid of all my earthly possessions." | 1.4951 | 0.03383 | 408 | 250 | 114 | 44 |
223 | Not everyone can work from home, you know. | 1.4950 | 0.03353 | 404 | 245 | 118 | 41 |
224 | It's time I stopped bringing work home with me. | 1.4950 | 0.03260 | 404 | 240 | 128 | 36 |
225 | It goes on the shoulders, Gary. It’s the monkey that goes on the back. | 1.4950 | 0.03579 | 402 | 256 | 93 | 53 |
226 | Oh yeah? Well....I don't see your face launching any ships Helen! | 1.4950 | 0.03086 | 400 | 267 | 82 | 50 |
227 | I’ll try to fix it, lady, but this time you may really have done it. | 1.4949 | 0.03549 | 396 | 249 | 98 | 49 |
228 | It’s not the weight of the world that bothers me. It’s this ridiculous uniform. | 1.4938 | 0.03263 | 405 | 258 | 99 | 47 |
229 | It could be worse. You could 've married Sisyphus. | 1.4938 | 0.03263 | 405 | 263 | 90 | 50 |
230 | Yes, I'm sure I'm considered to be an essential worker. | 1.4938 | 0.03235 | 405 | 240 | 130 | 35 |
231 | We agreed, if it doesn't bring you joy it's time to let it go" | 1.4937 | 0.03617 | 399 | 256 | 89 | 54 |
232 | I'll bring this back once you learn how to take care of it! | 1.4937 | 0.03457 | 399 | 247 | 107 | 45 |
233 | I used to carry the whole world on my shoulders. Now it’s a just a big pain in the ass. | 1.4937 | 0.03697 | 395 | 257 | 81 | 57 |
234 | They lied; it's nobody's oyster. | 1.4924 | 0.03580 | 394 | 250 | 94 | 50 |
235 | No! I can't just shrug it off" | 1.4923 | 0.03571 | 390 | 246 | 96 | 48 |
236 | I'm leaving you Dorris, and I'm taking everything — and I mean "everything"! | 1.4923 | 0.03440 | 390 | 239 | 110 | 41 |
237 | Unless I gaze upon the severed head of Medusa, I'll be home about 6. | 1.4913 | 0.03444 | 401 | 249 | 107 | 45 |
238 | Just once, I wish it WAS flat. | 1.4913 | 0.03407 | 401 | 247 | 111 | 43 |
239 | Does it go in the blue bin or the green bin? | 1.4910 | 0.03546 | 391 | 246 | 98 | 47 |
240 | Can you grab my mask? | 1.4910 | 0.03578 | 389 | 246 | 95 | 48 |
241 | Not that one- I told you I wanted the pretty one with the ring around it! | 1.4910 | 0.03516 | 387 | 241 | 102 | 44 |
242 | Remind me if this is trash or recycling. | 1.4910 | 0.03516 | 387 | 241 | 102 | 44 |
243 | Try to shrug it off?” Are you kidding | 1.4901 | 0.03642 | 355 | 220 | 96 | 39 |
244 | Oh, please. Try homeschooling the kids for a day. | 1.4896 | 0.03556 | 384 | 241 | 98 | 45 |
245 | This would be a lot easier if it were flat” | 1.4896 | 0.03498 | 384 | 238 | 104 | 42 |
246 | I'll call you with an estimate. It's likely going to need a lot of repair. | 1.4882 | 0.03557 | 381 | 239 | 98 | 44 |
247 | It’s not up to me, Karen, apparently I’m “essential”. | 1.4881 | 0.03629 | 379 | 241 | 91 | 47 |
248 | Some of us simply cannot work from home. | 1.4881 | 0.03571 | 379 | 238 | 97 | 44 |
249 | If Zeus calls, tell him I left for the bowling alley already. | 1.4881 | 0.03042 | 377 | 249 | 87 | 41 |
250 | You forgot your face mask dear! | 1.4869 | 0.03589 | 382 | 242 | 94 | 46 |
251 | Does this go in the recycling or the trash? | 1.4867 | 0.03532 | 376 | 234 | 101 | 41 |
252 | What do you mean, I’m not an essential worker? | 1.4866 | 0.03646 | 374 | 238 | 90 | 46 |
253 | You're lucky. Think about the one who has to carry the Sun. | 1.4866 | 0.03506 | 374 | 231 | 104 | 39 |
254 | The ice helps. | 1.4848 | 0.03818 | 297 | 180 | 90 | 27 |
255 | Can you rotate it thirty degrees counterclockwise? The Himalayas are killing my right shoulder. | 1.4836 | 0.03540 | 366 | 227 | 101 | 38 |
256 | ‘I’m just glad we kept the receipt.’ | 1.4835 | 0.03533 | 364 | 225 | 102 | 37 |
257 | I know the store is closed. I'm taking it back to the Greeks maybe they still have the instructions." | 1.4834 | 0.03525 | 362 | 223 | 103 | 36 |
258 | Does this make my ass look big? | 1.4833 | 0.03668 | 360 | 228 | 90 | 42 |
259 | How the hell should I know where Carmen Sandiego is? | 1.4833 | 0.03710 | 360 | 230 | 86 | 44 |
260 | I should've made it flat" | 1.4819 | 0.03176 | 359 | 241 | 77 | 41 |
261 | So, I shrugged. You don't have to write a book about it. | 1.4819 | 0.03780 | 359 | 233 | 79 | 47 |
262 | Google wants it back. | 1.4819 | 0.02784 | 359 | 235 | 91 | 32 |
263 | Sure, sure, Gaia, you carried it for nine months - but it was a lot lighter then! | 1.4807 | 0.03641 | 337 | 208 | 96 | 33 |
264 | That's it, I'm taking it back!" | 1.4806 | 0.03484 | 360 | 223 | 102 | 35 |
265 | You know you can just roll it, right?” | 1.4802 | 0.03714 | 354 | 226 | 86 | 42 |
266 | And while you’re at the doctor’s, have him look at that thing on your back. | 1.4802 | 0.03692 | 354 | 225 | 88 | 41 |
267 | Wouldn't it have been easier to show them where it is on a laptop? | 1.4802 | 0.03605 | 354 | 221 | 96 | 37 |
268 | This was a lot easier when it was flat. | 1.4789 | 0.03727 | 355 | 228 | 84 | 43 |
269 | Is it just me or is this thing getting warmer?" | 1.4785 | 0.03627 | 326 | 199 | 98 | 29 |
270 | Does this Earth make my ass look flat?” | 1.4767 | 0.03838 | 344 | 224 | 76 | 44 |
271 | Pyjama Guy: Walking out of that door, you seem like a Hercules from Alabama, celebrating death. Old guy: What?? Pyjama Guy: Stay the fick home!!! @newyorkermag | 1.4766 | 0.04337 | 342 | 246 | 29 | 67 |
272 | I know, Janet...but if I don't dress up, use visual aids and say his name a bunch of times, he won't be able to pay attention long enough to get the message. | 1.4766 | 0.03965 | 342 | 228 | 65 | 49 |
273 | It’s a small world after all. | 1.4759 | 0.03873 | 332 | 215 | 76 | 41 |
274 | I still don't see why Sisyfus can work from home but I'm somehow considered "essential." | 1.4759 | 0.03729 | 332 | 209 | 88 | 35 |
275 | Just don't shrug | 1.4759 | 0.03704 | 332 | 208 | 90 | 34 |
276 | No reason to shrug. It's mostly water weight. | 1.4754 | 0.03718 | 345 | 220 | 86 | 39 |
277 | I’m off to crash a meeting of the Flat Earthers. | 1.4752 | 0.03711 | 343 | 218 | 87 | 38 |
278 | I won't need a coat. This thing gets warmer every year. | 1.4752 | 0.03665 | 343 | 216 | 91 | 36 |
279 | Just taking it out for a spin. | 1.4749 | 0.03672 | 339 | 213 | 91 | 35 |
280 | Pile it on Marge. Like it makes a difference. | 1.4749 | 0.03672 | 339 | 213 | 91 | 35 |
281 | Non essential, my ass” | 1.4748 | 0.03688 | 337 | 212 | 90 | 35 |
282 | No, I can’t do this virtually! | 1.4748 | 0.03783 | 337 | 216 | 82 | 39 |
283 | This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a shrug | 1.4743 | 0.03761 | 331 | 210 | 85 | 36 |
284 | I'll exchange it for a virus-free one. | 1.4743 | 0.03786 | 331 | 211 | 83 | 37 |
285 | I’ve been deemed essential. | 1.4743 | 0.03663 | 331 | 206 | 93 | 32 |
286 | I’m returning it, it has a virus. | 1.4731 | 0.03760 | 334 | 213 | 84 | 37 |
287 | Yes, now that you mention it, I do have a lot weighing on my shoulders. | 1.4731 | 0.03639 | 334 | 208 | 94 | 32 |
288 | Yes, if you must know the damn thing is very heavy; and if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s getting hotter too. | 1.4731 | 0.03614 | 334 | 207 | 96 | 31 |
289 | I’m going bowling with Zeus. | 1.4731 | 0.03784 | 334 | 214 | 82 | 38 |
290 | Sure. Now I’m essential. | 1.4730 | 0.03715 | 315 | 195 | 91 | 29 |
291 | Maybe I am a myth, but what we had was real. | 1.4729 | 0.03848 | 332 | 215 | 77 | 40 |
292 | You do realize this will make my asteroids flare up, don't you? | 1.4722 | 0.03895 | 324 | 210 | 75 | 39 |
293 | The thing stopped working, so I’m returning it. | 1.4720 | 0.03202 | 339 | 228 | 67 | 38 |
294 | This doesn't look essential to you? | 1.4716 | 0.03026 | 335 | 219 | 87 | 29 |
295 | If Sisyphus calls, tell him I’m busy. | 1.4713 | 0.03761 | 331 | 211 | 84 | 36 |
296 | Five more years of climate change and I can retire. | 1.4711 | 0.03802 | 329 | 216 | 73 | 40 |
297 | Could you scratch my back? Around New Zealand, I think. | 1.4710 | 0.03947 | 310 | 200 | 74 | 36 |
298 | Oh, so now I’m an essential worker? | 1.4698 | 0.03768 | 315 | 198 | 86 | 31 |
299 | I remember when Antarctica made a decent ice pack." | 1.4698 | 0.03660 | 315 | 194 | 94 | 27 |
300 | At least it's not a monkey | 1.4697 | 0.03695 | 330 | 208 | 89 | 33 |
301 | If it FIT in a bag I'd PUT it in a bag! | 1.4697 | 0.03619 | 330 | 205 | 95 | 30 |
302 | Don't worry, you're still my sun, my moon, and all my stars. | 1.4697 | 0.03719 | 330 | 209 | 87 | 34 |
303 | I dunno. Ask Ayn Rand... | 1.4691 | 0.02524 | 324 | 220 | 78 | 26 |
304 | Unbelievable. The 4-billion year warranty just expired, and now this. | 1.4691 | 0.03574 | 324 | 206 | 87 | 31 |
305 | Nope, I’m done. It’s going out on the curb.” | 1.4689 | 0.03887 | 322 | 209 | 75 | 38 |
306 | Really Brenda? Bunny slippers? | 1.4689 | 0.03761 | 322 | 204 | 85 | 33 |
307 | It doesn’t spark joy anymore, Lisa.” | 1.4686 | 0.03949 | 318 | 208 | 71 | 39 |
308 | Lunching with Sisyphus | 1.4686 | 0.03847 | 318 | 204 | 79 | 35 |
309 | I am getting rid of it. This one’s infected. | 1.4684 | 0.03196 | 316 | 207 | 81 | 28 |
310 | Trading this in for Mercury. People just cause problems. | 1.4683 | 0.03611 | 331 | 206 | 95 | 30 |
311 | I told them it’s the turtle’s turn, but do they listen to me? Nooooo! | 1.4683 | 0.03611 | 331 | 206 | 95 | 30 |
312 | So maybe I don't carry the weight of the world on my SHOULDERS... | 1.4682 | 0.03722 | 314 | 196 | 89 | 29 |
313 | Believe me, dear... it’s warming | 1.4675 | 0.03777 | 323 | 206 | 83 | 34 |
314 | Must you always insist that I move heaven and earth for you | 1.4675 | 0.03903 | 323 | 211 | 73 | 39 |
315 | While you're out, check and see if you can find any toilet paper. | 1.4675 | 0.03777 | 323 | 206 | 83 | 34 |
316 | No, I did not know that the Atlantic looks like a goat kissing the Pacific" | 1.4671 | 0.03838 | 319 | 205 | 79 | 35 |
317 | Atlas Sighed | 1.4669 | 0.02506 | 317 | 213 | 75 | 25 |
318 | Don't let the door hit you in Eurasia." | 1.4669 | 0.03855 | 317 | 204 | 78 | 35 |
319 | Just text me if there's anything else you want me to pick up. | 1.4669 | 0.03777 | 317 | 201 | 84 | 32 |
320 | I asked for flowers Daryl, not the whole world” | 1.4667 | 0.03741 | 315 | 198 | 87 | 30 |
321 | It beats that gig Sisyphus got. | 1.4665 | 0.03619 | 313 | 192 | 96 | 25 |
322 | They only said to keep things that give you joy. | 1.4641 | 0.03847 | 306 | 195 | 80 | 31 |
323 | Well, you weren't my whole world either. | 1.4641 | 0.04063 | 306 | 203 | 64 | 39 |
324 | That's easy for you to say Karen...the whole world doesn't revolve around you! | 1.4641 | 0.03705 | 306 | 190 | 90 | 26 |
325 | I'm returning this, half of the features don't even work anymore! | 1.4633 | 0.03729 | 313 | 197 | 87 | 29 |
326 | Stop singing “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands”, or I swear I’ll dunk those bunny slippers into your coffee! | 1.4633 | 0.03864 | 313 | 202 | 77 | 34 |
327 | You know, if it really was flat, it would be easier to carry. | 1.4625 | 0.03781 | 307 | 194 | 84 | 29 |
328 | It would mean the world to me if you could get the door. | 1.4625 | 0.03638 | 307 | 189 | 94 | 24 |
329 | Call Zeus. Tell him I am too old for this ****! | 1.4625 | 0.03316 | 307 | 211 | 63 | 33 |
330 | At least I still have a job. | 1.4625 | 0.03781 | 307 | 194 | 84 | 29 |
331 | Maybe your back would get better if you didn't always bring your work home with you. | 1.4625 | 0.03892 | 307 | 198 | 76 | 33 |
332 | Honey, remember that’s not recyclable.” | 1.4623 | 0.03534 | 305 | 184 | 101 | 20 |
333 | I never knew Earth was so close to Uranus. | 1.4620 | 0.04012 | 303 | 199 | 68 | 36 |
334 | Who did you THINK you married, Zeus!? | 1.4618 | 0.03864 | 301 | 192 | 79 | 30 |
335 | Dr. Fauci on his way to another press conference. | 1.4613 | 0.03864 | 310 | 210 | 61 | 39 |
336 | I'm done trying to fix it. Just going to put it in the yard for the dog to play with. | 1.4608 | 0.03846 | 306 | 196 | 79 | 31 |
337 | Atlas didn't have the heart to tell Eleanor that he'd been laid off weeks ago. | 1.4600 | 0.03986 | 300 | 196 | 70 | 34 |
338 | This is the last time I am bringing work home with me. | 1.4600 | 0.03756 | 300 | 188 | 86 | 26 |
339 | I'll be home a little late - it's a leap year. | 1.4600 | 0.03873 | 300 | 192 | 78 | 30 |
340 | No, it's not supposed to get that hot. It's got a 5 billion year warranty, I'm pretty sure they'll just exchange it. | 1.4600 | 0.03930 | 300 | 194 | 74 | 32 |
341 | When you stop wearing bunny slippers. That's when! | 1.4600 | 0.04014 | 300 | 197 | 68 | 35 |
342 | Are my continents on straight? | 1.4600 | 0.03829 | 300 | 193 | 77 | 30 |
343 | Not everything revolves around you, Atlas. . | 1.4597 | 0.03862 | 298 | 190 | 79 | 29 |
344 | Don't taunt me, Edna. You know if you make me laugh the Nile flows backwards. | 1.4591 | 0.04196 | 257 | 165 | 66 | 26 |
345 | Zeus won’t let us work from home. | 1.4585 | 0.03470 | 301 | 205 | 64 | 32 |
346 | Damn it, Edith, I can't just shrug it off! | 1.4585 | 0.03776 | 301 | 190 | 84 | 27 |
347 | I'm sorry but I cannot make this revolve around you | 1.4585 | 0.03976 | 301 | 197 | 70 | 34 |
348 | I'll be home late. Its a leap year. | 1.4585 | 0.03805 | 301 | 191 | 82 | 28 |
349 | I'd be even more impressed if you could take out the trash without being asked. | 1.4585 | 0.04086 | 301 | 201 | 62 | 38 |
350 | I know you get to work from home, but that doesn’t mean you can wear my bunny slippers.” | 1.4579 | 0.03880 | 273 | 170 | 81 | 22 |
351 | I'm just taking Mother out for a spin.” | 1.4576 | 0.03978 | 295 | 192 | 71 | 32 |
352 | I told you before. It’s the greenhouse gasses. | 1.4573 | 0.03184 | 293 | 201 | 63 | 28 |
353 | Fine, I’ll take it back.” | 1.4567 | 0.03855 | 289 | 193 | 64 | 32 |
354 | Doc told me to apply heat to my lower back, and this thing just keeps getting warmer. | 1.4567 | 0.03761 | 289 | 180 | 86 | 23 |
355 | Garbage or recycle? | 1.4567 | 0.03496 | 289 | 191 | 70 | 27 |
356 | Honey, I’ve got this. I’ve got the whole world in my hands. | 1.4567 | 0.03114 | 289 | 189 | 79 | 21 |
357 | Just 30 seconds in disinfectant should do it! | 1.4567 | 0.03978 | 289 | 187 | 72 | 30 |
358 | Some days I feel as if I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. Other days I just shrug it off. | 1.4567 | 0.03917 | 289 | 185 | 76 | 28 |
359 | Sorry for the mix-up. You've been promised the moon, right? | 1.4567 | 0.03886 | 289 | 184 | 78 | 27 |
360 | When you said you were going globe-trotting... | 1.4567 | 0.03171 | 289 | 188 | 80 | 21 |
361 | Yes Sharon, running out of decaf does sound like a difficult morning” | 1.4555 | 0.03605 | 292 | 193 | 71 | 28 |
362 | I guess I’m considered essential” | 1.4552 | 0.04018 | 279 | 180 | 71 | 28 |
363 | Just when I got used to working from home, back to the pedestal we go. | 1.4552 | 0.03907 | 290 | 186 | 76 | 28 |
364 | Honey. It’s a metaphor. | 1.4552 | 0.03470 | 290 | 194 | 66 | 28 |
365 | Fauci: “Well, I’m off for my daily press briefing!” | 1.4552 | 0.03069 | 290 | 198 | 64 | 26 |
366 | Be careful with that - it's 4.54 billion years old!" | 1.4549 | 0.03926 | 288 | 185 | 75 | 28 |
367 | Does the weight of the world make my butt look big? | 1.4549 | 0.03987 | 288 | 187 | 71 | 30 |
368 | I'm having lunch with Sisyphus." | 1.4549 | 0.04077 | 288 | 190 | 65 | 33 |
369 | Did you say try rolling it? | 1.4549 | 0.03864 | 288 | 183 | 79 | 26 |
370 | Every day is bleeping earth day for me. | 1.4549 | 0.03926 | 288 | 185 | 75 | 28 |
371 | Really? In those shoes? | 1.4549 | 0.04018 | 288 | 188 | 69 | 31 |
372 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll wipe it down first. | 1.4549 | 0.03737 | 288 | 179 | 87 | 22 |
373 | Well, as a matter of fact, the world DOES revolve around me. | 1.4549 | 0.03588 | 288 | 191 | 67 | 28 |
374 | I'm hiding it. It's the only way to keep the feds from destroying it. | 1.4549 | 0.03926 | 288 | 185 | 75 | 28 |
375 | Going out for a cup of coffee with Sisyphus to brainstorm some kind of collaboration. | 1.4549 | 0.03864 | 288 | 183 | 79 | 26 |
376 | All things considered, Atlas, it's a small world after all. | 1.4549 | 0.04077 | 288 | 190 | 65 | 33 |
377 | It no longer gives me joy | 1.4549 | 0.03720 | 288 | 186 | 75 | 26 |
378 | I'd hate to be the guy who's holding Uranus. | 1.4549 | 0.04136 | 288 | 192 | 61 | 35 |
379 | Is it me or is this thing getting warmer? | 1.4549 | 0.03769 | 288 | 180 | 85 | 23 |
380 | I’ll try to exchange it for a new one. | 1.4549 | 0.02835 | 288 | 192 | 76 | 20 |
381 | Everyone is working from home. | 1.4549 | 0.02658 | 288 | 206 | 57 | 25 |
382 | She ain’t heavy, she’s your mother. | 1.4545 | 0.04158 | 286 | 191 | 60 | 35 |
383 | I asked for the moon.” | 1.4539 | 0.03954 | 282 | 181 | 74 | 27 |
384 | You better wash that thing off before you bring it back in. | 1.4533 | 0.03916 | 289 | 186 | 75 | 28 |
385 | I wish the Himalayas weren’t so pointy. | 1.4530 | 0.03997 | 287 | 187 | 70 | 30 |
386 | Well, another day, another rotation. | 1.4523 | 0.03781 | 283 | 177 | 84 | 22 |
387 | Just ONCE, I'd like to leave without you telling me to lift with my legs. | 1.4520 | 0.03964 | 281 | 181 | 73 | 27 |
388 | If they knew how hard it was to replace one of these, they would take better care of it. | 1.4520 | 0.03931 | 281 | 180 | 75 | 26 |
389 | I can really feel the obesity epidemic | 1.4520 | 0.03356 | 281 | 183 | 69 | 22 |
390 | Well, SOME of us perform essential functions! | 1.4516 | 0.03951 | 279 | 179 | 74 | 26 |
391 | Atlas, darling, I've put your lunch box in the Mariana Trench. | 1.4516 | 0.03312 | 279 | 193 | 59 | 27 |
392 | Actually I did try turning it off and on again, it's just not restarting properly | 1.4513 | 0.04165 | 277 | 184 | 61 | 32 |
393 | One day you'll learn to just shrug it off. | 1.4513 | 0.03144 | 277 | 188 | 65 | 23 |
394 | You should still wear a mask. | 1.4513 | 0.03905 | 277 | 176 | 77 | 24 |
395 | Can you pick up the dry cleaning too? | 1.4504 | 0.04047 | 282 | 185 | 67 | 30 |
396 | It’s a globe, just roll it honey! | 1.4504 | 0.04109 | 282 | 187 | 63 | 32 |
397 | Be back soon--just dropping this off for Sysyphus. | 1.4485 | 0.04056 | 272 | 177 | 68 | 27 |
398 | ...at least, I have a job... | 1.4481 | 0.03975 | 270 | 173 | 73 | 24 |
399 | I hate earth day! | 1.4481 | 0.04243 | 270 | 181 | 57 | 32 |
400 | It's only until I sell my screenplay. | 1.4481 | 0.04010 | 270 | 174 | 71 | 25 |
401 | It's easier than pushing it up a hill. | 1.4479 | 0.04203 | 259 | 170 | 62 | 27 |
402 | Get dressed, you're going to have to help me with Jupiter. | 1.4477 | 0.03644 | 277 | 187 | 62 | 27 |
403 | That does it. I'm taking this damn thing to the dump. | 1.4477 | 0.04100 | 277 | 183 | 64 | 30 |
404 | Yeah, yeah, I know. You dated Atlas. | 1.4477 | 0.04163 | 277 | 185 | 60 | 32 |
405 | It still beats working in an Amazon fulfillment center. | 1.4477 | 0.03732 | 277 | 192 | 54 | 31 |
406 | This was so much easier before obesity became a worldwide problem. | 1.4473 | 0.04024 | 275 | 179 | 69 | 27 |
407 | No, I’m not thankful that I still have a job. | 1.4462 | 0.04149 | 251 | 162 | 66 | 23 |
408 | How am I considered essential but Prometheus gets to work from home? | 1.4461 | 0.04351 | 269 | 184 | 50 | 35 |
409 | It just doesn't spark joy for me anymore." | 1.4461 | 0.04122 | 269 | 177 | 64 | 28 |
410 | I'll be at Rockefeller Center if you need me. | 1.4461 | 0.04088 | 269 | 176 | 66 | 27 |
411 | I should've left these deliveries to the Amazons. | 1.4461 | 0.04155 | 269 | 178 | 62 | 29 |
412 | Remember dear, you promised me you'd move heaven as well. | 1.4461 | 0.04088 | 269 | 176 | 66 | 27 |
413 | Seriously, you're going to wear those shoes to the office? | 1.4461 | 0.03914 | 269 | 171 | 76 | 22 |
414 | Couldn't you just use Google Earth? | 1.4461 | 0.03932 | 269 | 179 | 63 | 27 |
415 | No time to shrug. | 1.4461 | 0.03879 | 269 | 170 | 78 | 21 |
416 | Why not just roll it? | 1.4461 | 0.04188 | 269 | 179 | 60 | 30 |
417 | When the internet provider said I could have have the world at my fingertips, I should have known it was a trap. | 1.4461 | 0.04088 | 269 | 176 | 66 | 27 |
418 | Fauci needs help today” | 1.4460 | 0.04024 | 278 | 182 | 68 | 28 |
419 | Go to hell, Ayn! We both know that's not why I do this. | 1.4460 | 0.03859 | 278 | 177 | 78 | 23 |
420 | Bad enough it was heavy, now it’s also getting warmer.. | 1.4457 | 0.03899 | 267 | 169 | 77 | 21 |
421 | Jeez, Martha; I got the weight of the world on my shoulders, and you ask me not to forget a half-gallon of milk on my way home??? | 1.4457 | 0.04110 | 267 | 175 | 65 | 27 |
422 | I betcha Prometheus never brings his work home! | 1.4457 | 0.03970 | 267 | 171 | 73 | 23 |
423 | No, I can't just work from home. | 1.4457 | 0.03970 | 267 | 171 | 73 | 23 |
424 | I'll bring it back when there is a vaccine. | 1.4457 | 0.04278 | 267 | 180 | 55 | 32 |
425 | You're the one who wanted a God in bed. | 1.4457 | 0.04006 | 267 | 172 | 71 | 24 |
426 | Yes, I’m an essential worker! | 1.4449 | 0.04049 | 263 | 170 | 69 | 24 |
427 | I’m sure somebody will take it if it’s free” | 1.4449 | 0.04155 | 263 | 173 | 63 | 27 |
428 | I’m going out for a spin. | 1.4449 | 0.03921 | 263 | 169 | 72 | 22 |
429 | It could use some fresh air. | 1.4449 | 0.04084 | 263 | 171 | 67 | 25 |
430 | I’ll just say that one of you needs to get off my butt. | 1.4449 | 0.03903 | 263 | 166 | 77 | 20 |
431 | Mrs. Fauci: "Oh Anthony, please! Don't be so dramatic." | 1.4449 | 0.04393 | 263 | 180 | 49 | 34 |
432 | ...and no, I can't work from home. | 1.4449 | 0.04190 | 263 | 174 | 61 | 28 |
433 | Hunny, a flat earth philosophy may be easier to bear. | 1.4449 | 0.03693 | 263 | 178 | 60 | 25 |
434 | It's bring your metaphor to work day, honey | 1.4449 | 0.04084 | 263 | 171 | 67 | 25 |
435 | I liked it better flat" | 1.4444 | 0.03973 | 270 | 174 | 72 | 24 |
436 | How foolish I was to think you wanted to see the world with me. | 1.4444 | 0.04042 | 270 | 176 | 68 | 26 |
437 | The planet has put on a few pounds since the quarantine started. | 1.4444 | 0.03903 | 270 | 172 | 76 | 22 |
438 | Is it me or has this thing been getting hotter lately? | 1.4444 | 0.03973 | 270 | 174 | 72 | 24 |
439 | Honestly Martha, it's mostly water weight" | 1.4432 | 0.03965 | 264 | 169 | 73 | 22 |
440 | I'm sorry, it just doesn't spark joy anymore! | 1.4427 | 0.04235 | 262 | 175 | 58 | 29 |
441 | Damn turtle's late again. | 1.4427 | 0.04235 | 262 | 175 | 58 | 29 |
442 | Make sure you come back with toilet paper | 1.4427 | 0.04269 | 262 | 176 | 56 | 30 |
443 | She ain’t heavy, she’s my mother. | 1.4422 | 0.04128 | 251 | 170 | 54 | 27 |
444 | Actually, it's easier since all the ice melted. | 1.4414 | 0.04013 | 256 | 164 | 71 | 21 |
445 | Did you seriously just say, "Happy Earth Day"? | 1.4414 | 0.04051 | 256 | 165 | 69 | 22 |
446 | Every day this thing keeps getting warmer. | 1.4411 | 0.03509 | 263 | 177 | 64 | 22 |
447 | Of course I'm an essential worker. | 1.4411 | 0.03184 | 263 | 177 | 67 | 19 |
448 | I still can't understand how that other guy's got the whole world in his hands. | 1.4411 | 0.03974 | 263 | 169 | 72 | 22 |
449 | Yes, I'm going out without a mask. | 1.4411 | 0.04118 | 263 | 173 | 64 | 26 |
450 | No, after all, it's not a small world. | 1.4411 | 0.03901 | 263 | 167 | 76 | 20 |
451 | Easier to distribute the weight since they all started holding still. | 1.4397 | 0.04001 | 257 | 165 | 71 | 21 |
452 | Wish me "no volcanoes today!" | 1.4397 | 0.04223 | 257 | 171 | 59 | 27 |
453 | Ask around. All the neighbors think their jobs are important too. | 1.4397 | 0.03924 | 257 | 163 | 75 | 19 |
454 | Atlas, Honey, could you please see if you can pick up some toilet paper while you're out? | 1.4397 | 0.04187 | 257 | 170 | 61 | 26 |
455 | If you walk out that door, my whole world will just disappear! | 1.4397 | 0.03428 | 257 | 180 | 50 | 25 |
456 | Taking it to the shop. It's overheating. | 1.4392 | 0.04210 | 255 | 169 | 60 | 26 |
457 | See if my chiropractor can see me at 2 this afternoon | 1.4392 | 0.03826 | 255 | 159 | 80 | 16 |
458 | Before the cutbacks, at least I had a lever and a place to stand.” | 1.4392 | 0.04136 | 255 | 167 | 64 | 24 |
459 | I’ll be back in 80 days. | 1.4392 | 0.03039 | 255 | 179 | 55 | 21 |
460 | Yes, honey, I am lifting with my knees! | 1.4382 | 0.04106 | 251 | 163 | 66 | 22 |
461 | If I’m going to single-handedly carry the world on my back the least you can do is change out of your robe, Linda.” | 1.4380 | 0.04245 | 258 | 173 | 57 | 28 |
462 | I never shrugged! | 1.4380 | 0.03735 | 258 | 172 | 64 | 22 |
463 | Darn it, I forgot my mask. | 1.4380 | 0.04137 | 258 | 170 | 63 | 25 |
464 | Oh no, don't worry... I'LL get the door. | 1.4378 | 0.04168 | 249 | 163 | 63 | 23 |
465 | Do you have the receipt?” | 1.4378 | 0.04321 | 249 | 167 | 55 | 27 |
466 | When this is all over we’re getting a turtle.” | 1.4378 | 0.04168 | 249 | 163 | 63 | 23 |
467 | You’re not going out in sandals, are you | 1.4378 | 0.04245 | 249 | 165 | 59 | 25 |
468 | And, once you finish saving the world, the lawn needs mowing. | 1.4378 | 0.04129 | 249 | 162 | 65 | 22 |
469 | It's all about engaging your core. | 1.4378 | 0.04283 | 249 | 166 | 57 | 26 |
470 | I just can't shrug off my responsibility. | 1.4378 | 0.04168 | 249 | 163 | 63 | 23 |
471 | I don't know what to tell you Lisa, eternity means eternity. You knew this when we started dating | 1.4375 | 0.04305 | 256 | 173 | 54 | 29 |
472 | It doesn't revolve around you! | 1.4370 | 0.03915 | 254 | 161 | 75 | 18 |
473 | Last time I agree to do show and tell. | 1.4365 | 0.04132 | 252 | 165 | 64 | 23 |
474 | At least I don’t have to carry Uranus | 1.4360 | 0.04344 | 250 | 169 | 53 | 28 |
475 | I told you a flat one would work better." | 1.4360 | 0.04344 | 250 | 169 | 53 | 28 |
476 | Lift with your knees, sweetie. | 1.4360 | 0.03505 | 250 | 174 | 48 | 21 |
477 | Are you sure everyone at the office is dressing up for Earth Day? | 1.4360 | 0.04417 | 250 | 171 | 49 | 30 |
478 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weight of the world. Every day. I get it. Now don't forget the milk. | 1.4360 | 0.04077 | 250 | 162 | 67 | 21 |
479 | Mint condition" my ass | 1.4360 | 0.04344 | 250 | 169 | 53 | 28 |
480 | Well, don't judge me, Joanne—it keeps me from touching my face. | 1.4358 | 0.04184 | 257 | 171 | 60 | 26 |
481 | One time, Christine. I shrugged one time.” | 1.4355 | 0.03724 | 248 | 167 | 60 | 21 |
482 | Oh damn! I forgot to put my mask on! | 1.4355 | 0.04256 | 248 | 165 | 58 | 25 |
483 | Atlas called in sick again! | 1.4355 | 0.04179 | 248 | 163 | 62 | 23 |
484 | Work-life balance can kiss my ass. | 1.4355 | 0.01398 | 248 | 183 | 49 | 16 |
485 | I’m taking it back for a refund. | 1.4355 | 0.04294 | 248 | 166 | 56 | 26 |
486 | OK, OK, I'll take it back and get you the Boston Globe. | 1.4355 | 0.04179 | 248 | 163 | 62 | 23 |
487 | Shoe lace is untied.” | 1.4343 | 0.02727 | 251 | 179 | 52 | 19 |
488 | Who knew, but flat would have been easier to carry. | 1.4343 | 0.03985 | 251 | 161 | 71 | 19 |
489 | Be sure to wash your hands. | 1.4343 | 0.04218 | 251 | 167 | 59 | 25 |
490 | They said I could go back to work once I understood the gravity of the situation | 1.4339 | 0.04087 | 242 | 156 | 67 | 19 |
491 | What on Earth do you think you are doing? | 1.4339 | 0.04410 | 242 | 164 | 51 | 27 |
492 | Honey, you’re supposed to hold it by the poles” | 1.4339 | 0.04252 | 242 | 160 | 59 | 23 |
493 | We borrowed this from our children and it’s time to give it back. | 1.4339 | 0.04211 | 242 | 159 | 61 | 22 |
494 | Honey don’t forget your mask | 1.4339 | 0.04449 | 242 | 165 | 49 | 28 |
495 | A giant turtle used to do this job, but then of course PETA objected. | 1.4339 | 0.04171 | 242 | 158 | 63 | 21 |
496 | Your therapist is right. This Ayn Rand obsession has gone too far. | 1.4339 | 0.04371 | 242 | 163 | 53 | 26 |
497 | Sorry. I ordered “Atlas Shrugged” not Atlas schlepped. | 1.4339 | 0.04449 | 242 | 165 | 49 | 28 |
498 | He's got the whole world in his hands," my ass. | 1.4339 | 0.04171 | 242 | 158 | 63 | 21 |
499 | Oh, like you're a Greek goddess. | 1.4339 | 0.04211 | 242 | 159 | 61 | 22 |
500 | Knock it off, Martha, you knew what I did for a living when you married me.” | 1.4339 | 0.03401 | 242 | 165 | 57 | 19 |
501 | Yeah, well you're no "MRS SISYPHUS" either! | 1.4339 | 0.03894 | 242 | 169 | 48 | 25 |
502 | There's nothing to fear but sphere itself. | 1.4339 | 0.04171 | 242 | 158 | 63 | 21 |
503 | Watching her husband leave for the 4 billionth time, Atlas' wife shrugged. | 1.4339 | 0.04332 | 242 | 162 | 55 | 25 |
504 | Well, if you wanted a guy with a predictable routine, you should've stuck with Sisyphus. | 1.4339 | 0.04292 | 242 | 161 | 57 | 24 |
505 | This wasn't what I bargained for when I signed up for Planet Fitness. | 1.4337 | 0.04243 | 249 | 166 | 58 | 25 |
506 | Just roll with it? Is that supposed to be funny? | 1.4327 | 0.04174 | 245 | 161 | 62 | 22 |
507 | I decided this didn’t spark joy | 1.4321 | 0.03184 | 243 | 168 | 57 | 18 |
508 | Look on the bright side, it makes your butt look smaller. | 1.4321 | 0.04318 | 243 | 163 | 55 | 25 |
509 | I’d be more impressed if you’d just fix the sink... | 1.4317 | 0.04452 | 227 | 152 | 52 | 23 |
510 | When Zeus says you’re an essential worker, you listen to him.” | 1.4315 | 0.04222 | 241 | 159 | 60 | 22 |
511 | I HAVE to go — I’m an essential worker! | 1.4315 | 0.04098 | 241 | 156 | 66 | 19 |
512 | It doesn’t spark joy, Helen!” | 1.4315 | 0.04304 | 241 | 161 | 56 | 24 |
513 | I can feel the difference since Planet Fitness closed” | 1.4315 | 0.04263 | 241 | 160 | 58 | 23 |
514 | Why don’t you just roll it?” | 1.4315 | 0.03651 | 241 | 160 | 62 | 18 |
515 | Could you scratch me around the Pacific Islands? | 1.4315 | 0.04263 | 241 | 160 | 58 | 23 |
516 | When Harry left, Alice felt like he took her whole world with him. | 1.4315 | 0.04324 | 241 | 164 | 51 | 26 |
517 | You know, I heard Sisyphus moved into a building with an elevator” | 1.4315 | 0.04140 | 241 | 157 | 64 | 20 |
518 | When I said I would move heaven and earth for you, it was just an expression. | 1.4315 | 0.03969 | 241 | 153 | 72 | 16 |
519 | I'm taking it back to PCWorld. This version has a virus. | 1.4315 | 0.04538 | 241 | 167 | 44 | 30 |
520 | I'm gonna put it in the trash. It's not working any more. | 1.4315 | 0.03628 | 241 | 168 | 51 | 22 |
521 | Life was so much easier when I had this thing on a string! | 1.4315 | 0.04055 | 241 | 155 | 68 | 18 |
522 | You think I wouldn't LOVE to work from home? | 1.4315 | 0.04422 | 241 | 164 | 50 | 27 |
523 | I'm returning it to the store. Everyone knows it's supposed to be FLAT. | 1.4315 | 0.04500 | 241 | 166 | 46 | 29 |
524 | I'm headed to Rockefeller Center. I got promised some steady work. | 1.4315 | 0.04222 | 241 | 159 | 60 | 22 |
525 | And these sandals you bought give me no arch support. | 1.4315 | 0.04055 | 241 | 155 | 68 | 18 |
526 | Well ofcourse I'm stressed, Doris! I have the weight of the whole darn world on my shoulders! | 1.4315 | 0.03836 | 241 | 165 | 54 | 22 |
527 | You still have to wear a mask. | 1.4315 | 0.04576 | 241 | 168 | 42 | 31 |
528 | Well, to be honest...it does make your butt look big. | 1.4315 | 0.04222 | 241 | 159 | 60 | 22 |
529 | Not without a face mask you’re not | 1.4315 | 0.04098 | 241 | 156 | 66 | 19 |
530 | How are you going to cover your mouth when you cough? | 1.4315 | 0.04343 | 241 | 162 | 54 | 25 |
531 | The Himalayas are killing me. | 1.4315 | 0.04263 | 241 | 160 | 58 | 23 |
532 | Why not go on a sabbatical to relax your back, Atlas?" they said. "Nothing will happen in those four months on earth," they said | 1.4315 | 0.04383 | 241 | 163 | 52 | 26 |
533 | You should carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, not your back. | 1.4315 | 0.04222 | 241 | 159 | 60 | 22 |
534 | Bend with your legs. | 1.4315 | 0.04140 | 241 | 157 | 64 | 20 |
535 | I just can't work at home! | 1.4315 | 0.04222 | 241 | 159 | 60 | 22 |
536 | I think you’re supposed to carry it on your shoulders. | 1.4304 | 0.04230 | 237 | 156 | 60 | 21 |
537 | It gets heavier every time Trump opens his big mouth!! | 1.4304 | 0.04314 | 237 | 158 | 56 | 23 |
538 | Sisyphus can’t carry my jockstrap.” | 1.4298 | 0.04393 | 228 | 152 | 54 | 22 |
539 | Try doing it in heels” | 1.4298 | 0.04256 | 235 | 155 | 59 | 21 |
540 | It just doesn't spark joy! | 1.4298 | 0.04585 | 235 | 163 | 43 | 29 |
541 | This would be so much easier if it was flat. | 1.4298 | 0.04256 | 235 | 155 | 59 | 21 |
542 | Why can’t you just take a Pilates class like everyone else’ | 1.4298 | 0.04423 | 235 | 159 | 51 | 25 |
543 | At least you won’t be able to touch your face. | 1.4298 | 0.04298 | 235 | 156 | 57 | 22 |
544 | I got promoted to Global Manager. | 1.4298 | 0.04298 | 235 | 156 | 57 | 22 |
545 | I think I finally found someone to take it off my hands | 1.4298 | 0.03922 | 235 | 155 | 62 | 18 |
546 | The water is the tricky part. | 1.4298 | 0.04382 | 235 | 158 | 53 | 24 |
547 | At least you're not married to Sisyphus. | 1.4298 | 0.04169 | 235 | 153 | 63 | 19 |
548 | I don't need a mask. | 1.4298 | 0.03208 | 235 | 163 | 52 | 17 |
549 | You’re a fine one to talk about weird shoes” | 1.4298 | 0.04505 | 235 | 161 | 47 | 27 |
550 | Just tell the chiropractor it’s work related. | 1.4298 | 0.04382 | 235 | 158 | 53 | 24 |
551 | I didn't realize what I was in for when I took this job with Atlas Movers. | 1.4298 | 0.04125 | 235 | 152 | 65 | 18 |
552 | Have to deliver this to Ayn Rand. | 1.4298 | 0.04423 | 235 | 159 | 51 | 25 |
553 | I think I am going to return it | 1.4298 | 0.04523 | 242 | 168 | 44 | 30 |
554 | This one's busted - gonna get a new one! | 1.4298 | 0.04289 | 242 | 162 | 56 | 24 |
555 | I told you to keep the box." | 1.4298 | 0.04329 | 242 | 163 | 54 | 25 |
556 | Really? The sandals? That’s all you want to say? | 1.4286 | 0.04132 | 238 | 155 | 64 | 19 |
557 | And don’t come back till you fix it” | 1.4286 | 0.04174 | 238 | 156 | 62 | 20 |
558 | Told you it was going bad!" | 1.4280 | 0.04112 | 236 | 153 | 65 | 18 |
559 | Last day. We go digital tomorrow. | 1.4280 | 0.04046 | 236 | 159 | 55 | 21 |
560 | This'll take most the day. Then I'll realign the planets, grab some take-out and . . . seeya about 6? | 1.4280 | 0.04284 | 236 | 157 | 57 | 22 |
561 | It’s where they make me carry the moon that causes the chafing. | 1.4280 | 0.04408 | 236 | 160 | 51 | 25 |
562 | It’s not going to carry itself. | 1.4280 | 0.04284 | 236 | 157 | 57 | 22 |
563 | Glaciers are melting. Seas are rising. Teutonic plates are shifting. Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, wildfires, droughts, tornadoes, and hurricanes are worse than ever. Now this damned virus. My back is killing me. | 1.4279 | 0.04431 | 222 | 148 | 53 | 21 |
564 | Ayn, I will not shrug it off! | 1.4279 | 0.04523 | 222 | 150 | 49 | 23 |
565 | They say the other guy had the whole thing in his hands...” | 1.4274 | 0.04091 | 234 | 151 | 66 | 17 |
566 | One of us can’t “work from home” Jean. | 1.4274 | 0.03666 | 234 | 157 | 60 | 17 |
567 | Taking it out for a spin.” | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
568 | I just asked you to take out the garbage. You don’t need to be so dramatic!” | 1.4274 | 0.04136 | 234 | 152 | 64 | 18 |
569 | I left it with you for 10 minutes! | 1.4274 | 0.04394 | 234 | 158 | 52 | 24 |
570 | It’s a metaphor.” | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
571 | Wait that's Earth? Then where are we?? | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
572 | I said I'd move heaven and earth for you didn't I? | 1.4274 | 0.04202 | 234 | 163 | 46 | 25 |
573 | Global warming's made this a fire hazard! | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
574 | I’m bowling with Zeus. | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
575 | That was the agreement Carol. You can keep the Nespresso but I get everything else. | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
576 | It's just until they invent maps. | 1.4274 | 0.04352 | 234 | 157 | 54 | 23 |
577 | I don't care if you prefer Google Earth - I still like a thing you can hold in your hands | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
578 | If Zeus says it's essential work, it's essential work... | 1.4274 | 0.04436 | 234 | 159 | 50 | 25 |
579 | Damn right I'm returning it. I asked for it on a string. | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
580 | If everyone in Argentina raises their hand, they can scratch my ass! | 1.4274 | 0.03764 | 234 | 164 | 48 | 22 |
581 | Dammit - could you grab a mask and tie it on for me please? | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
582 | No, I can’t do it over video conference. | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
583 | No, I cannot grab a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread on the way home. | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
584 | We’ll take it back, but I don’t think you’re getting a refund.” | 1.4273 | 0.04224 | 227 | 148 | 61 | 18 |
585 | No matter how much we argue, Martha I am still considered an ‘essential worker’” | 1.4273 | 0.04493 | 227 | 154 | 49 | 24 |
586 | Its Earth day and its NOT a skirt | 1.4273 | 0.04316 | 227 | 150 | 57 | 20 |
587 | Yes, I know my sandal is untied. | 1.4273 | 0.04449 | 227 | 153 | 51 | 23 |
588 | Actually no, Marie, I can't "just roll it". | 1.4273 | 0.04270 | 227 | 149 | 59 | 19 |
589 | I'm returning it...the instruction manual is too complicated to follow. | 1.4273 | 0.04405 | 227 | 152 | 53 | 22 |
590 | Yes I'm sure. The guy said money-back guarantee." | 1.4261 | 0.04093 | 230 | 148 | 66 | 16 |
591 | This would have been easier to carry if it were flat | 1.4261 | 0.04491 | 230 | 157 | 48 | 25 |
592 | It feels a lot heavier after I spend a few minutes on Twitter. | 1.4261 | 0.02550 | 230 | 166 | 48 | 16 |
593 | Wait. Have you seen my mask? | 1.4261 | 0.04185 | 230 | 150 | 62 | 18 |
594 | To be honest, I keep Antarctica down there for my back. | 1.4261 | 0.04406 | 230 | 155 | 52 | 23 |
595 | You can't take globalism too lightly. | 1.4261 | 0.04363 | 230 | 154 | 54 | 22 |
596 | I keep telling you it's not a metaphor. | 1.4261 | 0.04363 | 230 | 154 | 54 | 22 |
597 | Broke and can't be fixed. Taking it out to the curb. | 1.4261 | 0.04363 | 230 | 154 | 54 | 22 |
598 | If there's any more Marie Kondo-ing,you can do it yourself! | 1.4261 | 0.04657 | 230 | 161 | 40 | 29 |
599 | Sisiphus and I are carpooling. | 1.4261 | 0.04230 | 230 | 151 | 60 | 19 |
600 | Does this world on my back make my butt look big? | 1.4255 | 0.04379 | 235 | 159 | 52 | 24 |
601 | You act like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.4255 | 0.04379 | 235 | 159 | 52 | 24 |
602 | Watch your back, honey. Remember what happened last time... | 1.4255 | 0.04033 | 235 | 151 | 68 | 16 |
603 | When you proposed to me and told me you would show me the world this is not what I had in mind..... | 1.4255 | 0.04379 | 235 | 159 | 52 | 24 |
604 | I’m so glad the weight of the world is behind you. | 1.4255 | 0.04210 | 235 | 155 | 60 | 20 |
605 | Oh for heaven’s sake, Debbie, we go through this every day! | 1.4254 | 0.04301 | 228 | 151 | 57 | 20 |
606 | Don’t shrug or Ayn will write a sequel” | 1.4254 | 0.04605 | 228 | 158 | 43 | 27 |
607 | I know. But we just can’t keep up with the maintenance anymore” | 1.4254 | 0.04256 | 228 | 150 | 59 | 19 |
608 | There are days I feel like the whole world is on my ass. | 1.4254 | 0.04390 | 228 | 153 | 53 | 22 |
609 | Yeah I'll try to remember the milk. | 1.4254 | 0.04256 | 228 | 150 | 59 | 19 |
610 | Tierra del Fuego is a pain in the ass. | 1.4254 | 0.04117 | 228 | 147 | 65 | 16 |
611 | It’s not the weight so much, it’s the constant whining. | 1.4254 | 0.04301 | 228 | 151 | 57 | 20 |
612 | I shrugged and now I need to go see a chiropractor | 1.4254 | 0.04164 | 228 | 148 | 63 | 17 |
613 | Wash your hands when you're finished. | 1.4254 | 0.03774 | 228 | 160 | 47 | 21 |
614 | Remember to sneeze into your elbow! | 1.4254 | 0.04390 | 228 | 153 | 53 | 22 |
615 | Frank, the weight of the world is suppose to be on your shoulders. No wonder you have three bulging discs. | 1.4254 | 0.03564 | 228 | 161 | 47 | 20 |
616 | I'll be back soon. I'm going to try to find one that works. | 1.4254 | 0.04210 | 228 | 149 | 61 | 18 |
617 | Don't forget 0.0041781 degrees a second. Australia needs daylight too. | 1.4254 | 0.03037 | 228 | 156 | 57 | 14 |
618 | We tried Zoom, but the gallery view was a nightmare. | 1.4254 | 0.04345 | 228 | 152 | 55 | 21 |
619 | Just my luck, Governor Cuomo reopened Rockefeller Center. | 1.4254 | 0.04605 | 228 | 158 | 43 | 27 |
620 | Get one that isn't broken this time. | 1.4249 | 0.04235 | 233 | 154 | 59 | 20 |
621 | I'm guessing you'll want me to get the door" | 1.4248 | 0.04142 | 226 | 146 | 64 | 16 |
622 | Quick, hand me a mask. | 1.4248 | 0.04417 | 226 | 152 | 52 | 22 |
623 | Sometimes I wish the flat earthers were right.” | 1.4247 | 0.04281 | 219 | 143 | 59 | 17 |
624 | Hon if you are going to carry the weight of the world use your legs not shoulders!” | 1.4242 | 0.04348 | 231 | 155 | 54 | 22 |
625 | The global warming is helping my back pain. | 1.4236 | 0.04241 | 229 | 151 | 59 | 19 |
626 | Because I'm an essential worker, that's why. | 1.4236 | 0.04286 | 229 | 152 | 57 | 20 |
627 | This was a lot easier to carry when people thought it was flat. | 1.4236 | 0.04418 | 229 | 155 | 51 | 23 |
628 | If I hear one more thing about Earth Day ... | 1.4236 | 0.04196 | 229 | 150 | 61 | 18 |
629 | Does this planet make my butt look big?” | 1.4229 | 0.04446 | 227 | 154 | 50 | 23 |
630 | Lift with your knees, honey. | 1.4229 | 0.04312 | 227 | 151 | 56 | 20 |
631 | I gave you the world, but I can take it back! | 1.4229 | 0.03625 | 227 | 156 | 47 | 18 |
632 | I'm just happy that I still have a job. | 1.4229 | 0.03651 | 227 | 152 | 55 | 17 |
633 | Make sure you wash your hands when you put that down.” | 1.4222 | 0.04339 | 225 | 150 | 55 | 20 |
634 | Yes, I tried holding it another way, Margie | 1.4222 | 0.04339 | 225 | 150 | 55 | 20 |
635 | “Oh ‘weight of the world,’ huh?!.. you’ll do anything to get out of housework.” | 1.4222 | 0.04316 | 225 | 152 | 52 | 21 |
636 | You think bunny slippers and bath robes just grow on trees!?!? | 1.4222 | 0.04562 | 225 | 155 | 45 | 25 |
637 | Atlas Kvetched | 1.4222 | 0.04385 | 225 | 151 | 53 | 21 |
638 | I’m going to recycle it | 1.4222 | 0.04152 | 225 | 146 | 63 | 16 |
639 | I know you want to throw it out, but I think we should repair it. | 1.4222 | 0.03418 | 225 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
640 | Apparently I’m “essential”. | 1.4222 | 0.04430 | 225 | 152 | 51 | 22 |
641 | I guess this doesn’t spark joy anymore?” | 1.4222 | 0.04339 | 225 | 150 | 55 | 20 |
642 | You know it is "Take Your Burden to Work Day." | 1.4222 | 0.04152 | 225 | 146 | 63 | 16 |
643 | I'll be right back. Just dropping it off at Fauci's place. | 1.4222 | 0.04293 | 225 | 149 | 57 | 19 |
644 | I can’t get over what a small world it is. | 1.4222 | 0.02778 | 225 | 156 | 51 | 13 |
645 | Next time use Google maps. | 1.4222 | 0.04430 | 225 | 152 | 51 | 22 |
646 | I'm in no position to shrug...both literally and figuratively. | 1.4222 | 0.04430 | 225 | 152 | 51 | 22 |
647 | Some people are saving the world. I’m giving it back. | 1.4222 | 0.04293 | 225 | 149 | 57 | 19 |
648 | Why the hell would I shrug? | 1.4222 | 0.04006 | 225 | 153 | 53 | 19 |
649 | Since it's contaminated, I'm throwing the damn thing out". Elwood Largis, New Faairfield, C | 1.4222 | 0.04518 | 225 | 154 | 47 | 24 |
650 | Shall I try Clorox or just toss it? | 1.4222 | 0.04518 | 225 | 154 | 47 | 24 |
651 | ''If Sisyphus calls, tell him I'm on my way." | 1.4222 | 0.04518 | 225 | 154 | 47 | 24 |
652 | God wants it back. | 1.4222 | 0.04339 | 225 | 150 | 55 | 20 |
653 | When Trump is no longer president, it will seem a lot lighter. | 1.4222 | 0.04385 | 225 | 151 | 53 | 21 |
654 | Tsk, I should have read the small print. ‘Head of Global Marketing’ indeed. | 1.4222 | 0.04385 | 225 | 151 | 53 | 21 |
655 | It might be lighter if you remove all the plastic. | 1.4222 | 0.04316 | 225 | 152 | 52 | 21 |
656 | You know, YOU could take out the garbage from time to time. | 1.4222 | 0.04080 | 225 | 152 | 54 | 19 |
657 | For your information it DOES get heavier every day. | 1.4222 | 0.04152 | 225 | 151 | 55 | 19 |
658 | I have to go, dear. Apparently I'm "essential." | 1.4222 | 0.04385 | 225 | 151 | 53 | 21 |
659 | Does this thing go in the trash or the recycling? | 1.4222 | 0.04293 | 225 | 149 | 57 | 19 |
660 | And lose the bunny slippers. | 1.4222 | 0.04339 | 225 | 150 | 55 | 20 |
661 | No, I can’t do my job via Zoom. | 1.4217 | 0.04403 | 230 | 156 | 51 | 23 |
662 | I'll get the door. Don't strain yourself. | 1.4211 | 0.04342 | 228 | 153 | 54 | 21 |
663 | It's a lot hotter than before Trump became president. | 1.4211 | 0.04252 | 228 | 151 | 58 | 19 |
664 | “Be honest – does the earth make my butt look big?” | 1.4211 | 0.05169 | 171 | 117 | 36 | 18 |
665 | You just had to look after it for 5 minutes ... 5 minutes ... | 1.4208 | 0.03624 | 221 | 158 | 43 | 20 |
666 | I just shrug when I hear Sisyphus complain. | 1.4208 | 0.04153 | 221 | 143 | 63 | 15 |
667 | I liked it better when the earth was flat. | 1.4208 | 0.04394 | 221 | 148 | 53 | 20 |
668 | Well you CLEARY didn’t follow the maintenance instructions.” | 1.4204 | 0.04185 | 226 | 148 | 61 | 17 |
669 | Atlas: I give humans the world for one second........” | 1.4204 | 0.03918 | 226 | 150 | 60 | 16 |
670 | So dramatic. Why can't you just wear the "WE ARE THE WORLD" T-shirt I bought you? | 1.4204 | 0.03816 | 226 | 153 | 56 | 17 |
671 | Zeus has gotten into that reenactment crap, and I'm starting to get tired of it. | 1.4204 | 0.04090 | 226 | 146 | 65 | 15 |
672 | No, no, no... It goes ‘He’s got the whole world in his HANDS’, honey.” | 1.4201 | 0.04422 | 219 | 147 | 52 | 20 |
673 | She's not heavy, she's our mother | 1.4201 | 0.04178 | 219 | 142 | 62 | 15 |
674 | Oh God, Atlas. Don’t be so dramatic.” | 1.4201 | 0.04374 | 219 | 151 | 46 | 22 |
675 | It’s no longer sparking joy” | 1.4201 | 0.04653 | 219 | 152 | 42 | 25 |
676 | Don’t start season 2 without me | 1.4201 | 0.04516 | 219 | 149 | 48 | 22 |
677 | The world needs a break. I'm taking it for a walk. | 1.4201 | 0.03496 | 219 | 147 | 59 | 13 |
678 | It might be your house, but it's my world! | 1.4201 | 0.04422 | 219 | 147 | 52 | 20 |
679 | This debate over global warming just burns my ass. | 1.4201 | 0.03215 | 219 | 153 | 48 | 16 |
680 | If you could get the door, that’d be great. | 1.4201 | 0.03496 | 219 | 146 | 59 | 13 |
681 | Sorry, Ayn, I just can't shrug this one off. | 1.4201 | 0.04698 | 219 | 153 | 40 | 26 |
682 | Make sure you don’t touch China this time. | 1.4201 | 0.04516 | 219 | 149 | 48 | 22 |
683 | This was a hell of a lot easier back when people thought it was flat. | 1.4201 | 0.04326 | 219 | 145 | 56 | 18 |
684 | Quit complaining! It's a small world after all. | 1.4201 | 0.04562 | 219 | 150 | 46 | 23 |
685 | Just get the door - I've got the rest. | 1.4201 | 0.04562 | 219 | 150 | 46 | 23 |
686 | Honey, trash day was yesterday. | 1.4201 | 0.04374 | 219 | 146 | 54 | 19 |
687 | Thank goodness I'm only 5 billion years from retirement. | 1.4201 | 0.04562 | 219 | 149 | 46 | 23 |
688 | It’s easier than homeschooling. | 1.4201 | 0.03082 | 219 | 153 | 52 | 14 |
689 | Remember not to touch your face.” | 1.4182 | 0.04499 | 220 | 150 | 48 | 22 |
690 | I’m going to see if the neighbors will trade this for a roll of toilet paper | 1.4182 | 0.04545 | 220 | 151 | 46 | 23 |
691 | How many times have I told you to stop bringing your work home with you? | 1.4182 | 0.04164 | 220 | 143 | 62 | 15 |
692 | Well I ordered a world atlas. Not Atlas with the world. Please take yourself to UPS and they will pack you up and ship you back to Amazon. Easy peasy! | 1.4182 | 0.04545 | 220 | 151 | 46 | 23 |
693 | Make sure you sanitize it. | 1.4174 | 0.04189 | 218 | 142 | 61 | 15 |
694 | Don’t worry, I’ll stay 1,261,154,400 feet away from the moon.” | 1.4174 | 0.04434 | 218 | 147 | 51 | 20 |
695 | Bunny slippers? What are you: six?” | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 151 | 45 | 22 |
696 | I know it’s a lot Carol, but have you seen what the first responders and essential workers have been doing? | 1.4174 | 0.04289 | 218 | 144 | 57 | 17 |
697 | Timmy forgot his Earth Day project. | 1.4174 | 0.04434 | 218 | 147 | 51 | 20 |
698 | Really? You need to have this conversation right now? | 1.4174 | 0.04575 | 218 | 150 | 45 | 23 |
699 | If I act like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders, Marge, it's only because I am. | 1.4174 | 0.02797 | 218 | 154 | 51 | 13 |
700 | Oh right, my mask ! | 1.4174 | 0.04434 | 218 | 147 | 51 | 20 |
701 | What if I decide I'm non-essential, huh? What then? | 1.4174 | 0.04239 | 218 | 143 | 59 | 16 |
702 | Yeah! Yeah!! I 'm wearing my truss! | 1.4174 | 0.03621 | 218 | 149 | 54 | 15 |
703 | Just try Google Maps, Dear | 1.4174 | 0.04575 | 218 | 150 | 45 | 23 |
704 | 'You'll work from home,' he says. 'Piece of cake,' he says..." | 1.4174 | 0.04338 | 218 | 145 | 55 | 18 |
705 | Still, a lot lighter than Uranus. | 1.4174 | 0.04575 | 218 | 150 | 45 | 23 |
706 | I move heaven and earth, and chiropractors are still out-of-network. | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 146 | 53 | 19 |
707 | You’ll get this back when you learn to be more responsible with precious things.” | 1.4159 | 0.04541 | 214 | 146 | 47 | 21 |
708 | Hey, I don’t love it either but until they fix that statue, the bank is paying me to stand out in front.” | 1.4155 | 0.04370 | 219 | 147 | 53 | 19 |
709 | Recycle or compost? | 1.4155 | 0.04224 | 219 | 144 | 59 | 16 |
710 | Cuomo says I’m essential. | 1.4155 | 0.04465 | 219 | 149 | 49 | 21 |
711 | I'm taking it out for some fresh air. | 1.4155 | 0.04273 | 219 | 145 | 57 | 17 |
712 | Don't forget it's the Solstice. Don't wait up for me. | 1.4155 | 0.04174 | 219 | 143 | 61 | 15 |
713 | You could’ve at least mentioned in the advertisement that you lived in a sixth-floor walk-up. | 1.4155 | 0.04418 | 219 | 148 | 51 | 20 |
714 | I swear to god the next idiot who says 'You know it really is an oblate spheroid' gets it dropped right on his damn toe! | 1.4155 | 0.04224 | 219 | 144 | 59 | 16 |
715 | Are you sure it doesn’t spark joy?” | 1.4151 | 0.04716 | 212 | 148 | 40 | 24 |
716 | Just heard the bowling alleys are open in Georgia... | 1.4151 | 0.04571 | 212 | 145 | 46 | 21 |
717 | Stop it. I have enough people on my back already. | 1.4151 | 0.04472 | 212 | 143 | 50 | 19 |
718 | Dammit, everyone else is working from home," Atlas shrugged | 1.4151 | 0.04268 | 212 | 139 | 58 | 15 |
719 | It’s like the whole damn world gets to work from home except for me! | 1.4151 | 0.04571 | 212 | 145 | 46 | 21 |
720 | I preferred it when I had the whole world in my hands. | 1.4143 | 0.04748 | 210 | 147 | 39 | 24 |
721 | Our deepest thanks to all the essential workers who carry the weight of the world on their backs | 1.4143 | 0.04295 | 210 | 138 | 57 | 15 |
722 | They said no house calls because of the lockdown. We have to bring it in if we want it fixed. | 1.4143 | 0.03847 | 210 | 145 | 49 | 14 |
723 | I need to take this out for a spin. | 1.4143 | 0.04451 | 210 | 141 | 51 | 18 |
724 | I’ll show everyone what a globalist looks like! | 1.4143 | 0.04295 | 210 | 138 | 57 | 15 |
725 | Don’t just stand there! Can’t you see my leg is stuck under the door? | 1.4143 | 0.03992 | 210 | 155 | 32 | 23 |
726 | I feel like I'm forgetting something." | 1.4131 | 0.04011 | 213 | 148 | 47 | 18 |
727 | Marriage. Promised you the Moon, can't handle the Earth. | 1.4131 | 0.03214 | 213 | 148 | 49 | 14 |
728 | I get that from your angle it appears to be round, but that’s just what NASA wants you to think...” | 1.4123 | 0.04279 | 211 | 139 | 57 | 15 |
729 | Next time you borrow my stuff, try not to break it, ok?" | 1.4115 | 0.04616 | 209 | 144 | 44 | 21 |
730 | Sisyphus works from home..." | 1.4115 | 0.04665 | 209 | 145 | 42 | 22 |
731 | It’s a leap year so I may be home late. | 1.4115 | 0.04412 | 209 | 140 | 52 | 17 |
732 | Well, if you must know, I’ll be giving this to someone who cares.” | 1.4115 | 0.03094 | 209 | 144 | 51 | 12 |
733 | Don't forget to wash your hands" | 1.4115 | 0.04464 | 209 | 141 | 50 | 18 |
734 | It was on sale. | 1.4115 | 0.04464 | 209 | 141 | 50 | 18 |
735 | Unfortunately we can’t all work from home | 1.4115 | 0.04252 | 209 | 137 | 58 | 14 |
736 | Stand up straight, you look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.4115 | 0.04359 | 209 | 139 | 54 | 16 |
737 | Why can't I get a GPS unit and go digital like all the other Atlases? | 1.4115 | 0.04515 | 209 | 142 | 48 | 19 |
738 | You know what the doctor said. Lift with your knees, honey. | 1.4115 | 0.04714 | 209 | 146 | 40 | 23 |
739 | I gotta go hose it off, it’s got some sort of virus on it. | 1.4115 | 0.04566 | 209 | 143 | 46 | 20 |
740 | Antarctica relieves my sciatica! | 1.4115 | 0.04252 | 209 | 136 | 58 | 14 |
741 | Earth Day my ass! | 1.4115 | 0.04412 | 209 | 140 | 52 | 17 |
742 | Obviously I'm "essential". | 1.4115 | 0.04198 | 209 | 136 | 60 | 13 |
743 | I think it's time earth had a little bit of fresh air. | 1.4115 | 0.04252 | 209 | 137 | 58 | 14 |
744 | No, I cannot find Carmen San Diego. | 1.4115 | 0.04359 | 209 | 138 | 54 | 16 |
745 | What I really resent is the weight of all the idiots. | 1.4115 | 0.04665 | 209 | 145 | 42 | 22 |
746 | Now remember not to shrug. | 1.4115 | 0.03609 | 209 | 143 | 47 | 14 |
747 | Just taking it out for repairs. | 1.4115 | 0.04464 | 209 | 141 | 50 | 18 |
748 | Does anybody even like Bring Your Planet to Work Day? | 1.4115 | 0.04515 | 209 | 142 | 48 | 19 |
749 | You're lucky it's not Jupiter. | 1.4115 | 0.04464 | 209 | 141 | 49 | 18 |
750 | Well yes, I could just roll it, but then I wouldn’t seem so Godlike, would I? | 1.4115 | 0.04359 | 209 | 139 | 54 | 16 |
751 | Sure Sara, like I don’t have the weight of the world on my back already, I’ll run out and get you a bagel! | 1.4115 | 0.04306 | 209 | 138 | 56 | 15 |
752 | Straighten up! You look like you’re carrying the world on your shoulders | 1.4115 | 0.04412 | 209 | 140 | 52 | 17 |
753 | Before you criticize my footwear look at your slippers | 1.4115 | 0.04515 | 209 | 142 | 48 | 19 |
754 | Yes, Edith. I'll be sure to wash my hands before I come home. | 1.4115 | 0.04616 | 209 | 144 | 44 | 21 |
755 | I'm not playing anymore. I'm taking my ball and going home. | 1.4115 | 0.04306 | 209 | 138 | 56 | 15 |
756 | Yes, it's heavy, but I'm just glad to be employed right now. | 1.4115 | 0.04252 | 209 | 137 | 58 | 14 |
757 | Well if I’m being honest, Atlas, it does make your ass look fat. | 1.4115 | 0.04665 | 209 | 145 | 42 | 22 |
758 | Isn't the weight suppose to be on your shoulders? | 1.4115 | 0.04386 | 209 | 142 | 49 | 18 |
759 | Zeus told me Hades can have it. | 1.4115 | 0.04306 | 209 | 138 | 56 | 15 |
760 | Yes, I think I'm "essential personnel". And yes, I'll keep it 6 feet from other worlds. | 1.4115 | 0.04252 | 209 | 137 | 58 | 14 |
761 | Yeah, Edith, I am fuckin' "essential". | 1.4115 | 0.04412 | 209 | 140 | 52 | 17 |
762 | Well aren’t you special standing there in your bunny slippers telling me how to do my job! | 1.4115 | 0.04306 | 209 | 138 | 56 | 15 |
763 | You knew I was a God when you married me. | 1.4115 | 0.04386 | 209 | 141 | 48 | 18 |
764 | Remember Edith, you used to be my world." | 1.4112 | 0.03499 | 214 | 158 | 36 | 20 |
765 | You know honey when I told you you carried the world on your back, I was speaking metaphorically | 1.4106 | 0.04334 | 207 | 137 | 55 | 15 |
766 | Quit complaining Atlas, at least you still have a job. | 1.4095 | 0.04395 | 210 | 141 | 52 | 17 |
767 | Hey, with all the gyms closed, you gotta improvise. | 1.4095 | 0.04343 | 210 | 140 | 54 | 16 |
768 | I told you to get something with more arch support.. | 1.4095 | 0.04395 | 210 | 141 | 52 | 17 |
769 | Try tilting it on its axis. | 1.4095 | 0.04498 | 210 | 143 | 48 | 19 |
770 | I'm just going for a spin around sun. | 1.4095 | 0.03782 | 210 | 145 | 50 | 15 |
771 | Damn. Can you go grab my mask? | 1.4095 | 0.04548 | 210 | 144 | 46 | 20 |
772 | Do you believe me now? It’s not flat.” | 1.4089 | 0.04163 | 203 | 131 | 61 | 11 |
773 | You can take the house...” | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
774 | A dozen golden apples from Hera's. Anything else? | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
775 | That's great, Bill, but someone still has to take out the trash. | 1.4089 | 0.04391 | 203 | 135 | 53 | 15 |
776 | 'Wait, what's Google maps?' | 1.4085 | 0.04142 | 213 | 139 | 61 | 13 |
777 | I told you the flat earth theory would be easier to move" | 1.4080 | 0.02315 | 201 | 144 | 46 | 10 |
778 | They just don’t understand the gravity of what I do. I’ll see you at 6.” | 1.4080 | 0.04248 | 201 | 131 | 58 | 12 |
779 | 'It's the damned turtle's day off.' | 1.4080 | 0.04640 | 201 | 138 | 44 | 19 |
780 | You work at a tech company Steve, get over yourself. | 1.4080 | 0.04364 | 201 | 133 | 54 | 14 |
781 | Of course I washed my hands! | 1.4080 | 0.04364 | 201 | 133 | 54 | 14 |
782 | ‘Just put over there by the sun.’ | 1.4080 | 0.04420 | 201 | 134 | 52 | 15 |
783 | Careful honey...That’s how you threw your back last time. | 1.4080 | 0.03015 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 12 |
784 | When’s the last time this thing sparked joy in your life?” | 1.4080 | 0.04364 | 201 | 133 | 54 | 14 |
785 | Yeah, yeah. Earth Day, every damn day. | 1.4080 | 0.03097 | 201 | 139 | 52 | 10 |
786 | What ever you do - don't shrug! | 1.4080 | 0.04640 | 201 | 138 | 44 | 19 |
787 | Maybe I should reconsider that Sisyphus gig. | 1.4080 | 0.04364 | 201 | 133 | 54 | 14 |
788 | Say hi to Sisyphus for me. | 1.4080 | 0.04586 | 201 | 137 | 46 | 18 |
789 | So your Amazon delivery is delayed, go cry me an ocean | 1.4080 | 0.04586 | 201 | 137 | 46 | 18 |
790 | And a quart of 1%. Got it. | 1.4080 | 0.04640 | 201 | 138 | 44 | 19 |
791 | You do know the car has GPS, right? | 1.4080 | 0.04951 | 201 | 144 | 32 | 25 |
792 | I give you the world and its still not good enough! | 1.4080 | 0.04586 | 201 | 137 | 46 | 18 |
793 | I'll be back later; I just need to some space | 1.4080 | 0.04476 | 201 | 135 | 50 | 16 |
794 | Gravitas! How can you say I lack gravitas? | 1.4080 | 0.04640 | 201 | 138 | 44 | 19 |
795 | You’d be grumpy too if you had Mt. Everest poking you in the back! | 1.4080 | 0.04531 | 201 | 136 | 48 | 17 |
796 | 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds... but who's counting? | 1.4080 | 0.04335 | 201 | 135 | 51 | 15 |
797 | Why don't you try rolling? | 1.4080 | 0.04693 | 201 | 139 | 42 | 20 |
798 | While you're out, honey, would you mind picking up a few things at Whole Foods? | 1.4069 | 0.04483 | 204 | 138 | 49 | 17 |
799 | I told you, Carol, it's not a 'stupid hobby,' it's my JOB. I support the Earth and I support this family, and I DESERVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT! | 1.4069 | 0.04590 | 204 | 140 | 45 | 19 |
800 | Yes, the weight of the world is on my shoulders. | 1.4059 | 0.04674 | 202 | 140 | 42 | 20 |
801 | Oh great, Sisyphus is driving the car pool? This ride is going to take forever. | 1.4059 | 0.04513 | 202 | 137 | 48 | 17 |
802 | Organic waste is on Thursdays, right? | 1.4053 | 0.04594 | 190 | 128 | 47 | 15 |
803 | Going out for a spin. | 1.4051 | 0.04740 | 195 | 135 | 41 | 19 |
804 | Remind me to file the Andes down tonight. | 1.4051 | 0.04627 | 195 | 133 | 45 | 17 |
805 | I’m just the delivery guy, it’s your problem now. | 1.4050 | 0.04707 | 200 | 139 | 41 | 20 |
806 | At least you get to go outside." | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
807 | Recycle or Trash?" | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
808 | oh no, don't worry about it Pam, I've got the door, it's fine" | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
809 | I think it’ll be easier once the ice melts.” | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
810 | I'm taking it outside to get some sun!" | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
811 | I know you’re essential, but there’s no need to carry the weight of the world on your back” | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
812 | Does this go with the recycling, Marge? | 1.4050 | 0.03332 | 200 | 142 | 45 | 13 |
813 | I’ll see if we can get you an undamaged one by the end of next week” | 1.4050 | 0.04139 | 200 | 139 | 45 | 16 |
814 | Yeah, and Sisyphus was declared essential too, I know." | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
815 | Yes, Karen, I’m an essential worker. No, Karen, I can’t just work from home. | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
816 | You’re not sparking much joy right now, either!” | 1.4050 | 0.03016 | 200 | 150 | 34 | 16 |
817 | My doctor said it should have me removed. | 1.4050 | 0.04318 | 200 | 132 | 55 | 13 |
818 | Taking this back. You guys clearly made a mess of it. | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
819 | Atlas: The original essential worker | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
820 | Almost forgot--honey, hand me my mask? | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
821 | If you ask me, Ayn Rand shrugged. | 1.4050 | 0.04760 | 200 | 140 | 39 | 21 |
822 | No, it doesn’t go faster when you sing “He’s got the whole world in his hands.” | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
823 | Honey, aren’t you forgetting your mask? | 1.4050 | 0.04404 | 200 | 136 | 48 | 16 |
824 | Yes, I have the grocery list! | 1.4050 | 0.03294 | 200 | 147 | 37 | 15 |
825 | Who do you think you are, Anthony Fauci? | 1.4050 | 0.04916 | 200 | 143 | 33 | 24 |
826 | It’s broken again, I’m returning it! | 1.4050 | 0.02614 | 200 | 146 | 41 | 12 |
827 | What?" he shrugged,"The gyms are closed. | 1.4050 | 0.03332 | 200 | 137 | 53 | 10 |
828 | You’re wrong Ayn. It’s a stoop not a shrug.” | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
829 | Just another earth day | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
830 | Yes, honey. But I'm just not sure the recycling truck will take it. | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
831 | I'm returning this to Amazon, it has some serious flaws. | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
832 | It's defective. I'm returning it. | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
833 | Yes, Zelda. The weight of the world IS on my shoulders. | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
834 | They said I’m “essential.” | 1.4050 | 0.04599 | 200 | 137 | 45 | 18 |
835 | Driving me nuts -- just off the coast of Oman. Scratch hard, but please don't start a tsunami this time. | 1.4050 | 0.04760 | 200 | 140 | 39 | 21 |
836 | Remember to drop off UK outside of European Union! | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
837 | I guess you're still an essential worker, then? | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
838 | You said you wouldn't leave me for the world! | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
839 | If you feel multiple tremors throughout the day, blame it on last night’s bean soup. | 1.4050 | 0.03724 | 200 | 145 | 38 | 17 |
840 | Goodbye, Ayn. I can’t be a god AND your muse. Something has to give. | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 138 | 45 | 17 |
841 | I'll try, but I'm pretty sure it's too late to return this. | 1.4050 | 0.04139 | 200 | 134 | 53 | 13 |
842 | So that’s what happens when you shrug | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
843 | Honey, where is your mask? | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
844 | I’m just going out for a quick spin. | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
845 | If you carry it like that, you’re going to melt Antarctica. | 1.4050 | 0.04760 | 200 | 140 | 39 | 21 |
846 | That’s not proper form. Did Crossfit teach you nothing? | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
847 | Don't give me any nonsense about love making the world go round. | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
848 | Bob, deflating it won't flatten the curve." | 1.4049 | 0.04726 | 205 | 144 | 39 | 22 |
849 | For God’s sake, Earl. No, it doesn’t make your butt look big. | 1.4039 | 0.04386 | 203 | 136 | 52 | 15 |
850 | I’m giving this to Greta. She’s ready and willing.” | 1.4031 | 0.04575 | 191 | 129 | 47 | 15 |
851 | God I wish I'd worn my other shoes. | 1.4031 | 0.03996 | 191 | 130 | 49 | 12 |
852 | If it's not too much to ask, Martha, put my mask on me. | 1.4031 | 0.04254 | 196 | 128 | 57 | 11 |
853 | Why don’t you tell me again about how it’s a small world after all?” | 1.4030 | 0.04358 | 201 | 139 | 45 | 17 |
854 | I use it for the topographical relief | 1.4030 | 0.04415 | 201 | 135 | 51 | 15 |
855 | Shoulders, it's "the weight of the world on your shoulders", not your back. | 1.4030 | 0.02793 | 201 | 149 | 38 | 14 |
856 | I know, use the car pool lane. | 1.4030 | 0.04001 | 201 | 138 | 48 | 14 |
857 | Don't talk to me about Responsibilities. | 1.4030 | 0.04608 | 201 | 141 | 40 | 20 |
858 | You should be lifting with your knees. | 1.4021 | 0.04698 | 194 | 134 | 42 | 18 |
859 | 'Remember to lift with your legs...' | 1.4021 | 0.04344 | 194 | 128 | 54 | 12 |
860 | I’m leaving. You can keep the moon. | 1.4021 | 0.04641 | 194 | 133 | 44 | 17 |
861 | You’re not Jesus honey, please put on your N95 before trying to save the world!” | 1.4021 | 0.03212 | 194 | 137 | 46 | 11 |
862 | If I hold it this way, I won't be touching my face. | 1.4021 | 0.04583 | 194 | 132 | 46 | 16 |
863 | Archimedes had a better idea!! | 1.4021 | 0.04465 | 194 | 130 | 50 | 14 |
864 | Retire? No way! This job is the world to me. | 1.4021 | 0.04405 | 194 | 129 | 52 | 13 |
865 | Sisyphus...get me a quart of milk, a dozen eggs and a pound of Feta on your way back. | 1.4021 | 0.04810 | 194 | 136 | 38 | 20 |
866 | At least it's not on my shoulders anymore. | 1.4021 | 0.04465 | 194 | 130 | 50 | 14 |
867 | Oh ok. Now I see that whole "weight of the world" thing wasn't just a metaphor. | 1.4021 | 0.04405 | 194 | 129 | 52 | 13 |
868 | You really shouldn't go out without your face mask. | 1.4021 | 0.04755 | 194 | 135 | 40 | 19 |
869 | if only it was flat..... | 1.4021 | 0.04641 | 194 | 133 | 44 | 17 |
870 | Sometimes I really wish it were flat" | 1.4012 | 0.04753 | 162 | 107 | 45 | 10 |
871 | Well working from home has been hard on all of us, Debbie.” | 1.4010 | 0.04310 | 192 | 126 | 55 | 11 |
872 | I’m just taking this outside to cool down. | 1.4010 | 0.04556 | 192 | 130 | 47 | 15 |
873 | I’m not sure what’s wrong with it. I tried turning it off and on again like you suggested.” | 1.4010 | 0.04496 | 192 | 129 | 49 | 14 |
874 | Don’t let the door hit Eurasia!” | 1.4010 | 0.04556 | 192 | 130 | 47 | 15 |
875 | God designated me as an essential worker, might be home late tonight.” | 1.4010 | 0.04615 | 192 | 131 | 45 | 16 |
876 | I'm tired of losing arguments to those Flat Earthers. | 1.4010 | 0.04435 | 192 | 128 | 51 | 13 |
877 | Yeah yeah, I'll keep her 6 feet from the other planets. | 1.4010 | 0.04556 | 192 | 130 | 47 | 15 |
878 | It’s meaningless if you don’t engage your core. | 1.4010 | 0.03770 | 192 | 137 | 38 | 15 |
879 | Now you tell me to put on the mask!? | 1.4010 | 0.04732 | 192 | 133 | 41 | 18 |
880 | How many more times do we have to get this thing fixed?! | 1.4010 | 0.04674 | 192 | 132 | 43 | 17 |
881 | Does it look like I can take the trash out on my way out? | 1.4010 | 0.04615 | 192 | 131 | 45 | 16 |
882 | Pick up milk and eggs on the way home. | 1.4010 | 0.03095 | 192 | 137 | 44 | 11 |
883 | I will be home after I finish my orbit. | 1.4010 | 0.04496 | 192 | 129 | 49 | 14 |
884 | Are you sure you can't work from home? | 1.4010 | 0.03546 | 192 | 135 | 45 | 12 |
885 | Give that damn thing to Prometheus, I'm sick of having it in the house. | 1.4010 | 0.04310 | 192 | 126 | 55 | 11 |
886 | 15 minutes to sunrise and you want to talk about your mother? | 1.4010 | 0.04789 | 192 | 134 | 39 | 19 |
887 | Honey, if this thing gets any hotter I’m going to need to borrow your oven mitts. | 1.4010 | 0.02769 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
888 | Oh just shrug it off will you already | 1.4010 | 0.04674 | 192 | 132 | 43 | 17 |
889 | Clearly,we have different ideas about “essential worker.” | 1.4010 | 0.04615 | 192 | 131 | 45 | 16 |
890 | Today’s the day, Margo. They can take this job and shrug it. | 1.4010 | 0.04674 | 192 | 132 | 43 | 17 |
891 | Would you mind helping me with my mask? | 1.4010 | 0.03429 | 192 | 136 | 44 | 12 |
892 | Not every essential worker is a doctor, babe. | 1.4010 | 0.03005 | 192 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
893 | “Fine! I’ll put it back where I found it.” | 1.4010 | 0.04298 | 197 | 130 | 55 | 12 |
894 | No, Pleione, “Lift with your knees” is NOT helpful. | 1.4000 | 0.04622 | 195 | 134 | 44 | 17 |
895 | Ya know you should really lift the weight of the world with your legs and not your back. | 1.4000 | 0.04622 | 195 | 134 | 44 | 17 |
896 | Carl, I recognize that you're carrying the weight of the world right now, but it's the tunic and sandals I don't get." | 1.4000 | 0.04767 | 190 | 132 | 40 | 18 |
897 | How'd you feel if the weight of the world rested on your backside | 1.4000 | 0.04622 | 195 | 134 | 44 | 17 |
898 | I tried to put it in recycling but apparently its trash. | 1.4000 | 0.04939 | 190 | 135 | 34 | 21 |
899 | Of course I'm an essential worker! I have the whole world on my shoulders | 1.4000 | 0.04678 | 195 | 135 | 42 | 18 |
900 | Ok, you've made your point. I thought you were using a metaphor. | 1.4000 | 0.04402 | 190 | 126 | 52 | 12 |
901 | Zuse doesn't wear a mask and neither do I. | 1.4000 | 0.04527 | 190 | 128 | 48 | 14 |
902 | That's right, Margaret. I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. | 1.4000 | 0.04735 | 195 | 136 | 40 | 19 |
903 | Some days it feels less like a workout and more like a burden. | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
904 | I still think you’re the one with excess baggage.” | 1.3990 | 0.04537 | 193 | 131 | 47 | 15 |
905 | Don’t forget the Moon on your way out...” | 1.3990 | 0.04769 | 193 | 135 | 39 | 19 |
906 | Can you at least give me a hand with China? | 1.3990 | 0.04712 | 193 | 134 | 41 | 18 |
907 | I didn't roll my eyes, honey. I just shrugged! | 1.3990 | 0.04417 | 193 | 129 | 51 | 13 |
908 | Simmer down, Ayn. I'm just going for a walk. | 1.3990 | 0.04596 | 193 | 132 | 45 | 16 |
909 | When I said I would move heaven and earth for you, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.3980 | 0.04429 | 196 | 132 | 50 | 14 |
910 | A roller bag? Really? That’s your amazing solution?” | 1.3979 | 0.04629 | 191 | 131 | 44 | 16 |
911 | Some days I wish the Flat-Earthers were right. | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
912 | You don’t get it - I can’t retire - they need me. | 1.3979 | 0.04629 | 191 | 131 | 44 | 16 |
913 | Did the earth move for you darling? | 1.3979 | 0.04688 | 191 | 132 | 42 | 17 |
914 | This is what I mean with “overly dramatic”. | 1.3979 | 0.04918 | 191 | 136 | 34 | 21 |
915 | Have you seen my keys?” | 1.3979 | 0.03955 | 191 | 133 | 45 | 13 |
916 | I don't know how the health care workers do this everyday." | 1.3979 | 0.04629 | 191 | 131 | 44 | 16 |
917 | I'm going to show this to the flat earth society | 1.3979 | 0.04804 | 191 | 133 | 38 | 19 |
918 | Are you sure it's still under warranty?" | 1.3979 | 0.04861 | 191 | 135 | 36 | 20 |
919 | Apparently, it didn’t spark joy. | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
920 | I'm taking it back. Please, no more impulse purchases. | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
921 | I'll put it out next to the recycling. Somebody's bound to have a use for it. | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
922 | And don't bring your work home with you from now on. | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
923 | I’ll get the recycling later | 1.3979 | 0.03777 | 191 | 128 | 54 | 9 |
924 | Yes, last time I checked, carrying the entire world on your back is considered "essential work". | 1.3979 | 0.04747 | 191 | 133 | 40 | 18 |
925 | You could have told me to begin with that you wanted one with rings. | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
926 | Seems heavier this week... | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
927 | Yes dear, I know the Atlantic is leaking on my robe. | 1.3979 | 0.04629 | 191 | 131 | 44 | 16 |
928 | Don’t wait with dinner. I’ll be an eternity. | 1.3979 | 0.04508 | 191 | 129 | 48 | 14 |
929 | Atlas shrugged, my foot. This thing weighs a ton. | 1.3979 | 0.04629 | 191 | 131 | 44 | 16 |
930 | Well, yes I did order an Atlas, but I really just wanted a book. | 1.3968 | 0.04722 | 189 | 131 | 41 | 17 |
931 | Damn. I think my sandal strap just came loose.” | 1.3968 | 0.04722 | 189 | 131 | 41 | 17 |
932 | “Next Earth Day I’m bringing in cookies.” | 1.3968 | 0.04662 | 189 | 130 | 43 | 16 |
933 | You’re wearing that to work? | 1.3968 | 0.03323 | 189 | 131 | 49 | 9 |
934 | it be easier to carry if it was flat" | 1.3968 | 0.04662 | 189 | 130 | 43 | 16 |
935 | I was going to take care of it once I had my coffee, you don't have to be so dramatic | 1.3968 | 0.04662 | 189 | 130 | 43 | 16 |
936 | And I’m taking the cat too. | 1.3968 | 0.04414 | 189 | 126 | 51 | 12 |
937 | You’re supposed to carry it on your shoulders, Derek. | 1.3968 | 0.04662 | 189 | 130 | 43 | 16 |
938 | Honey, don't forget the toilet paper. | 1.3968 | 0.04540 | 189 | 127 | 47 | 14 |
939 | Take a vacation. Have fun. Jim would manage earth just fine. That's what you said Karen. That's what you said. | 1.3968 | 0.04478 | 189 | 127 | 49 | 13 |
940 | Honey, are you sure Costco’s gonna take it back?” | 1.3968 | 0.04840 | 189 | 133 | 37 | 19 |
941 | Dr. Anthony Fauci heading to the next press briefing. | 1.3968 | 0.04722 | 189 | 131 | 41 | 17 |
942 | Yeah, yeah... try it backwards and in high heels.” | 1.3968 | 0.04509 | 189 | 135 | 36 | 18 |
943 | Apparently God isn’t smart enough to get Zoom installed so he wants to meet in person. I’m asking for hazard pay this time.” | 1.3968 | 0.02769 | 189 | 140 | 38 | 11 |
944 | Well they DO think I'm essential, so don't wait up." | 1.3968 | 0.04602 | 189 | 129 | 45 | 15 |
945 | Our kid couldn't do his Solar System report about Mercury? | 1.3968 | 0.04540 | 189 | 128 | 47 | 14 |
946 | I am still retired. It's just freelance. | 1.3968 | 0.02557 | 189 | 137 | 40 | 10 |
947 | I'll pick up the moon from the cleaners on the way back. | 1.3968 | 0.04540 | 189 | 128 | 47 | 14 |
948 | Damn, I forgot my mask. | 1.3968 | 0.03568 | 189 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
949 | I'm taking her to the ER. | 1.3968 | 0.04840 | 189 | 133 | 37 | 19 |
950 | Pick up milk while you’re out. | 1.3968 | 0.04782 | 189 | 132 | 39 | 18 |
951 | I’m bringing it to a remote location where it can be quarantined | 1.3968 | 0.03723 | 189 | 131 | 47 | 11 |
952 | At least I don't have to roll it up that hill anymore! | 1.3968 | 0.04350 | 189 | 125 | 53 | 11 |
953 | You know hun, I think you could have made the same point if you’d used styrofoam. | 1.3968 | 0.04478 | 189 | 127 | 49 | 13 |
954 | Hopefully, tomorrow's Workout of the Day will be easier. | 1.3968 | 0.02665 | 189 | 136 | 44 | 9 |
955 | It's got a virus. I'm finally going to unload this thing. | 1.3968 | 0.04840 | 189 | 133 | 37 | 19 |
956 | It was with the latest addition of Grecian sandles that Eleanor knew her husband's delusions of grandeur had gone too far. | 1.3958 | 0.04668 | 192 | 133 | 42 | 17 |
957 | Yes, I know what my therapist said, but someone has to do it | 1.3958 | 0.03615 | 192 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
958 | Stop acting like the world revolves around you! | 1.3958 | 0.04726 | 192 | 134 | 40 | 18 |
959 | It could have been Jupiter. | 1.3958 | 0.04668 | 192 | 133 | 42 | 17 |
960 | I really thought Bill and Melinda might be taking over.... | 1.3958 | 0.04609 | 192 | 132 | 44 | 16 |
961 | Those shoes?” | 1.3957 | 0.04572 | 187 | 127 | 46 | 14 |
962 | Does my butt make the earth look big” | 1.3957 | 0.04757 | 187 | 130 | 40 | 17 |
963 | “Oh yeah Suzanne? You really want to talk about who carries the emotional burden?” | 1.3957 | 0.04935 | 187 | 133 | 34 | 20 |
964 | By all means, just stand there. | 1.3957 | 0.04572 | 187 | 127 | 46 | 14 |
965 | Can you pick up some milk on the way home? | 1.3957 | 0.04877 | 187 | 132 | 36 | 19 |
966 | Fine I’ll put it in the garage with all the other broken stuff...” | 1.3957 | 0.04696 | 187 | 129 | 42 | 16 |
967 | We’ve only had it 200,000 years. We‘re getting the full refund. | 1.3957 | 0.04635 | 187 | 128 | 44 | 15 |
968 | Ok, if it no longer brings you joy.” | 1.3957 | 0.04572 | 187 | 127 | 46 | 14 |
969 | It’s fine, Helen, it’s not like I need help or anything.” | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
970 | You never learned to delegate | 1.3957 | 0.04572 | 187 | 127 | 46 | 14 |
971 | I know you have a lot on your shoulder but don’t forget to buy milk. | 1.3957 | 0.04109 | 187 | 134 | 36 | 16 |
972 | Don't forget your mask, gloves and hand sanitizer! | 1.3957 | 0.04178 | 187 | 121 | 58 | 8 |
973 | Zeus claims I'm an essential worker. | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
974 | Its time to social distance. | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
975 | Jeez! Last year you complained about the monkey. | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
976 | Yes, to the dump. Thing's been sitting in the attic for billions of years. | 1.3957 | 0.04635 | 187 | 128 | 44 | 15 |
977 | Could you at least help carry out the moon? | 1.3957 | 0.04877 | 187 | 132 | 36 | 19 |
978 | Watch where you’re going with that! | 1.3957 | 0.03930 | 187 | 135 | 37 | 15 |
979 | Essential, Lois. Essential. | 1.3957 | 0.04877 | 187 | 132 | 36 | 19 |
980 | Oh, I’ll be late tonight, I promised Sisyphus we’d go bowling. | 1.3957 | 0.04993 | 187 | 134 | 32 | 21 |
981 | Yes, dear, I am sure my job is considered essential | 1.3957 | 0.04696 | 187 | 129 | 42 | 16 |
982 | I’ll look at the coffee maker after I finish taking out the trash. | 1.3957 | 0.04380 | 187 | 124 | 52 | 11 |
983 | Next time, why don't you use Google maps like everyone else—instead of ordering Atlas from Amazon?" | 1.3957 | 0.04817 | 187 | 131 | 38 | 18 |
984 | For the last time, Pleione, I'll remember not to shrug! | 1.3957 | 0.04314 | 187 | 122 | 54 | 10 |
985 | . . . and call Zeus. Tell him I'm on my way. | 1.3957 | 0.04635 | 187 | 128 | 44 | 15 |
986 | We'll talk later. Can't you see I have enough on my back ?? | 1.3957 | 0.04817 | 187 | 131 | 38 | 18 |
987 | Stop fussing. If I drop it it's not the end of the world! | 1.3956 | 0.04724 | 182 | 125 | 42 | 15 |
988 | Atlas’ wife shrugged. | 1.3947 | 0.04300 | 190 | 133 | 42 | 15 |
989 | Even Sisyphus works from home, why can’t you? | 1.3947 | 0.04761 | 190 | 133 | 39 | 18 |
990 | ‘Don’t forget to get milk.’ | 1.3947 | 0.04702 | 190 | 132 | 41 | 17 |
991 | And somehow I still make minimum wage... “essential worker” my a** | 1.3947 | 0.04582 | 190 | 130 | 45 | 15 |
992 | They said the whole world is supposed to stay home, sweetheart.” | 1.3947 | 0.04819 | 190 | 134 | 37 | 19 |
993 | I told you. Should have made it flat. | 1.3947 | 0.03436 | 190 | 136 | 42 | 12 |
994 | How many rolls of toilet paper do you think I can get for this? | 1.3947 | 0.04582 | 190 | 130 | 45 | 15 |
995 | Don’t wait up honey, I have to work late tonight... I’m going to Hell in a hand basket. | 1.3938 | 0.04410 | 193 | 130 | 50 | 13 |
996 | “I think you should have disinfected it first” | 1.3936 | 0.04737 | 188 | 131 | 40 | 17 |
997 | Yes, Marge, I am essential. | 1.3936 | 0.04796 | 188 | 132 | 38 | 18 |
998 | You have everything you need to take on the world, they said. It’ll be easy, they said” | 1.3936 | 0.03239 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
999 | I'm leaving you...you'll myth me someday | 1.3936 | 0.04855 | 188 | 133 | 36 | 19 |
1000 | Unless the apocalypse comes, I'll be back for dinner. | 1.3936 | 0.04426 | 188 | 126 | 50 | 12 |
1001 | I hate bringing my work home. | 1.3936 | 0.04490 | 188 | 127 | 48 | 13 |
1002 | Time to trade up! | 1.3936 | 0.04913 | 188 | 134 | 34 | 20 |
1003 | Of course I won't drop the ball. | 1.3936 | 0.03951 | 188 | 123 | 53 | 8 |
1004 | 'Could be worse, I could be a health worker.' | 1.3936 | 0.04426 | 188 | 126 | 50 | 12 |
1005 | I'm leaving and I'm taking your world with me. | 1.3936 | 0.02191 | 188 | 142 | 34 | 11 |
1006 | Screw Ayn Rand. I don't like shrugging AND I need a union. | 1.3936 | 0.04394 | 188 | 127 | 47 | 13 |
1007 | You were my world. | 1.3934 | 0.04639 | 183 | 125 | 44 | 14 |
1008 | What? You know that Thursday is my bowling night! | 1.3934 | 0.03180 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
1009 | I didn't mean it literally Brian. | 1.3934 | 0.04767 | 183 | 127 | 40 | 16 |
1010 | God, I miss the days it was still flat!" | 1.3927 | 0.04502 | 191 | 130 | 47 | 14 |
1011 | All the guys are meeting and bringing their planets. | 1.3927 | 0.04563 | 191 | 131 | 45 | 15 |
1012 | At first I just shrugged, but now I have back pain.” | 1.3925 | 0.04710 | 186 | 129 | 41 | 16 |
1013 | Well, welcome to my world! | 1.3923 | 0.04540 | 181 | 122 | 47 | 12 |
1014 | I can't just shrug it off Ayn | 1.3923 | 0.04540 | 181 | 122 | 47 | 12 |
1015 | Great, nine billion people coughing into my shoulder. | 1.3923 | 0.04332 | 181 | 123 | 45 | 12 |
1016 | It doesn't bring me joy any more. | 1.3923 | 0.04929 | 181 | 128 | 35 | 18 |
1017 | I would’ve given you the world, Karen” | 1.3922 | 0.05014 | 153 | 104 | 38 | 11 |
1018 | I've been doing this for thousands of years, Helen. Trust me when I say there's not enough bandwidth to do it from home" | 1.3915 | 0.04471 | 189 | 128 | 48 | 13 |
1019 | It needs a good cleaning. | 1.3915 | 0.04656 | 189 | 131 | 42 | 16 |
1020 | It’s okay if I drop it, it’s already broken beyond repair.” | 1.3913 | 0.04285 | 184 | 121 | 54 | 9 |
1021 | Yes, it IS the end of the world. | 1.3913 | 0.04869 | 184 | 130 | 36 | 18 |
1022 | This place weighed a lot less when there were ice caps. | 1.3913 | 0.04619 | 184 | 126 | 44 | 14 |
1023 | Take it back and get a little planet, maybe with a nice ring. | 1.3913 | 0.04930 | 184 | 131 | 34 | 19 |
1024 | Well, some metaphors matter to me! | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
1025 | Since trump won't listen, I am putting this for 40 days QUARANTINE myself | 1.3911 | 0.04840 | 179 | 125 | 38 | 16 |
1026 | I prefer the world on a string. | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
1027 | For this I got a masters in Greek Studies? | 1.3911 | 0.04840 | 179 | 125 | 38 | 16 |
1028 | No mask? No gloves? | 1.3911 | 0.04362 | 179 | 123 | 44 | 12 |
1029 | Why can't you be like normal husbands and just admit you're going out bowling?! | 1.3911 | 0.04641 | 179 | 122 | 44 | 13 |
1030 | Have you considered a backpack? | 1.3911 | 0.03151 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
1031 | I don't want that disease-ridden thing in the house. | 1.3911 | 0.04968 | 179 | 127 | 34 | 18 |
1032 | Don’t forget to wash your hands when you put that down. | 1.3901 | 0.04717 | 182 | 126 | 41 | 15 |
1033 | Didn’t spark joy.” | 1.3901 | 0.04906 | 182 | 129 | 35 | 18 |
1034 | Don't forget to turn once 24 hours." | 1.3896 | 0.05155 | 154 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
1035 | It isn't going to carry itself. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
1036 | Does this go in the recycling or compost bin? | 1.3892 | 0.05141 | 185 | 136 | 26 | 23 |
1037 | Yes, I’ll pick up some toilet paper.” | 1.3889 | 0.04882 | 180 | 127 | 36 | 17 |
1038 | I'm not suffering from delusions of grandeur. I'm suffering from grandeur. | 1.3889 | 0.04945 | 180 | 128 | 34 | 18 |
1039 | I’m taking this thing to the cleaners. | 1.3889 | 0.04687 | 180 | 124 | 42 | 14 |
1040 | Thanks for taking care of her, but I probably won’t be asking you to babysit again anytime soon.” | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
1041 | “I’ve got something that I’ve just got to get off my back!” | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
1042 | George, I don't think they'll let you bowl with that, even if it is the grand reopening." | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
1043 | You can’t return it. The warranty expired a billion years ago.” | 1.3876 | 0.04822 | 178 | 127 | 34 | 17 |
1044 | We can’t really afford for you to shrug things off right now honey.” | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
1045 | Maybe take the flat one today? | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
1046 | Because I’m ‘essential!’” | 1.3876 | 0.04225 | 178 | 116 | 55 | 7 |
1047 | This is sick, I need to take it to a hospital. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
1048 | Why didn't you just call Atlas like I asked?" | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1049 | Are you coming back for the moon or is he taking a separate car? | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
1050 | How it’s always my turn to walk the Earth?” | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
1051 | You know, it’ll be faster if you just roll it. | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
1052 | Don’t forget dear, lift with your knees not with your back. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
1053 | There’s less pollution now. It’s lighter. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1054 | Call Cuomo and tell him I’m on my way. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
1055 | I'll be home at sunset. | 1.3876 | 0.03873 | 178 | 129 | 36 | 13 |
1056 | It feels a lot heavier today. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1057 | I know! I know! One quart of low fat milk and the Greek Yogurt! | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
1058 | Your home workout routine has reached biblical levels. | 1.3876 | 0.03439 | 178 | 139 | 22 | 17 |
1059 | Seriously, Ayn, get off my back about the shrugging. | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
1060 | Say goodbye to the world as we knew it! | 1.3876 | 0.04409 | 178 | 120 | 45 | 11 |
1061 | I'll be working late. We have to roll out the new climate change today. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1062 | To qualify for unemployment, I have to carry this for 40 days and 40 nights. | 1.3876 | 0.04516 | 178 | 120 | 47 | 11 |
1063 | Nag! Nag! Nag! For God's sake woman I have the weight of the World on my shoulders! | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
1064 | Goodbye Atlas. You've relieved me of a great burden. | 1.3876 | 0.04984 | 178 | 127 | 33 | 18 |
1065 | Atlas, how many times have I asked you not to bring your work home? | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1066 | It's over, Ayn. I just ... don't care anymore. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
1067 | It's not the heft, it's the humanity. | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
1068 | Don't tell anyone I put it down at night. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1069 | This one is infected. | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
1070 | I know it doesn't 'spark joy,' but isn't this a bit extreme? | 1.3876 | 0.04984 | 178 | 127 | 33 | 18 |
1071 | I never realized the Andes were so pointy. | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
1072 | The heat helps my back pain | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
1073 | It’s a first world problem. | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
1074 | I told you, Helen, "I'm carrying the weight of the world" is not just an expression -- it's my job! | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
1075 | I know, I know. Lift with my legs. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
1076 | No, Hesperis, I can't just 'do it over Zoom'. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
1077 | Well, they're more stylish than your bunny slippers. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
1078 | Whenever Atlas went to yoga class, it was his wife who shrugged. | 1.3876 | 0.04516 | 178 | 120 | 47 | 11 |
1079 | There has been a recall. The tiny humans are malfunctioning. | 1.3873 | 0.03282 | 173 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
1080 | How can you wear bunny slippers at a time like this? | 1.3867 | 0.04430 | 181 | 129 | 37 | 15 |
1081 | Was it really that difficult? I told you to get me the one WITH ice. | 1.3867 | 0.04731 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 15 |
1082 | Atlas was supposed to come take it back but then quarantine started..." | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
1083 | Wednesday is cans and bottles dear. | 1.3864 | 0.03500 | 176 | 121 | 48 | 7 |
1084 | Hey, at least you get to leave the house” | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
1085 | For the last time Phyllis, I don't have anything to get off my chest." | 1.3864 | 0.01777 | 176 | 129 | 40 | 5 |
1086 | You’ve forgotten your mask! | 1.3864 | 0.04724 | 176 | 124 | 37 | 15 |
1087 | Wow, he really has the whole world in his hands | 1.3864 | 0.02594 | 176 | 133 | 33 | 10 |
1088 | Just make sure you're back in time tonight to pick up the moon. | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
1089 | I just needed an atlas...not "Atlas". | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
1090 | The worst part is this Spain in my back. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
1091 | It may seem silly to you Alice, but it qualifies me for a small business loan | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
1092 | What, you don't think Atlas was an 'essential worker?' | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
1093 | No, Michelle, it is like the weight of the world on my shoulders! | 1.3864 | 0.04215 | 176 | 117 | 51 | 8 |
1094 | Don't drop it like last time | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
1095 | I'm taking it back and asking for a refund. It went bad long before it's expiration date. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
1096 | I don’t care what Cuomo says. I say I’m essential and I’m going into the office. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
1097 | Atlas shrugged my ass! This thing weighs a ton! | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
1098 | When I said Atlas I meant a book of maps! | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
1099 | We can't social distance ourselves if you keep bringing the world home every day. | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
1100 | Oh for chrissakes, you're supposed to put it on your shoulders, Atlas. | 1.3864 | 0.04549 | 176 | 119 | 46 | 11 |
1101 | Whose idea was Earth Day? | 1.3864 | 0.04477 | 176 | 118 | 48 | 10 |
1102 | Keep the coffee on, I'm just taking it to the curb! | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
1103 | It's my first post-Covid party and I wanted a costume where I'd be sure not to shake anyone's hand. | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
1104 | There’s definitely something wrong with it but it’s beyond my level of expertise. But I’m not sure if I should take it to a geologist, an astronomer or a philosopher. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
1105 | Nobody ever said selling Atlases door-to-door would be easy. | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
1106 | Lift with my legs. I know, I know. | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
1107 | He can carry the Earth, but can he pick up milk on his way home? | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
1108 | Use your legs, not your back | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
1109 | Knock em dead honey!” | 1.3855 | 0.04354 | 179 | 129 | 35 | 15 |
1110 | You’d think they’d let me work from home.” | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
1111 | Seems heavier lately. | 1.3855 | 0.04565 | 179 | 122 | 45 | 12 |
1112 | When you are done with that, can you take out the recycling? | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
1113 | Governor Cuomo says... Yes, I am an essential worker! | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
1114 | I'm giving it back...it's filthy and it malfunctioned. | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
1115 | Go ahead then, Frank, save the world. | 1.3855 | 0.04565 | 179 | 122 | 45 | 12 |
1116 | Yeah, and next week they have me doing Jupiter. I'm only keeping this job for the health insurance. | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
1117 | Actually, the world does revolve around me. | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
1118 | I should never have offered to help Dr. Fauci... | 1.3855 | 0.04897 | 179 | 127 | 35 | 17 |
1119 | Remember-- if someone asks you about the corona virus, just don't shrug! | 1.3855 | 0.04832 | 179 | 126 | 37 | 16 |
1120 | Because the Pacific is cooler on my back, that's why. | 1.3855 | 0.04496 | 179 | 121 | 47 | 11 |
1121 | Actually, Antarctica is like an icepack so my back feels fine. | 1.3855 | 0.04633 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 13 |
1122 | Three more years and I'm up for the Golden Fleece. | 1.3855 | 0.04426 | 179 | 120 | 49 | 10 |
1123 | Wait, where are my keys?" | 1.3851 | 0.04509 | 174 | 117 | 47 | 10 |
1124 | Gone but hopefully, not forgotten.” | 1.3851 | 0.03654 | 174 | 118 | 48 | 7 |
1125 | Crap, I almost forgot it was garbage day...” | 1.3851 | 0.05064 | 174 | 125 | 31 | 18 |
1126 | If you really wanted me, you would have accepted me AND my problem” | 1.3851 | 0.04654 | 174 | 119 | 43 | 12 |
1127 | I’m afraid your curling iron may be emitting green house gases. | 1.3851 | 0.02835 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
1128 | No, I won’t be home by 5. I’ve got a world of problems to fix at work.” | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1129 | It’s a work thing, Karen!” | 1.3851 | 0.04582 | 174 | 118 | 45 | 11 |
1130 | And don't expect your deposit back." | 1.3851 | 0.02172 | 174 | 129 | 38 | 7 |
1131 | The bowling alley is closed, Atlas." | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1132 | I told you I should've asked for the moon. | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1133 | AT LAST! The quarantine is lifted & I'm free to get back to work! | 1.3851 | 0.04164 | 174 | 125 | 36 | 13 |
1134 | Dr Fauci I presume | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1135 | I'll see if they'll take it back without a receipt | 1.3851 | 0.04863 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 15 |
1136 | I know you’ve had a lot weighing on you, but can you please remember to bring home milk and toilet paper this time?” | 1.3851 | 0.04282 | 174 | 119 | 45 | 10 |
1137 | I miss when it was flat. | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1138 | This can't be good for my back. | 1.3851 | 0.04998 | 174 | 124 | 33 | 17 |
1139 | Yeah Yeah,eggs,milk and crackers... | 1.3851 | 0.04546 | 174 | 120 | 42 | 12 |
1140 | The President asked if I would take this off his back; it’s having a negative effect on his golf swing. | 1.3851 | 0.04863 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 15 |
1141 | I gotta take this thing into the yard and hose it down. | 1.3851 | 0.04931 | 174 | 123 | 35 | 16 |
1142 | Actually, I find the increased warmth rather soothing. | 1.3851 | 0.04725 | 174 | 120 | 41 | 13 |
1143 | The 'Uranus' comments are not helpful. | 1.3851 | 0.04725 | 174 | 120 | 41 | 13 |
1144 | Are they putting on weight or am I getting weaker? | 1.3851 | 0.04654 | 174 | 119 | 43 | 12 |
1145 | You could learn something from our President and let someone else carry it. | 1.3851 | 0.04863 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 15 |
1146 | I think Venus might have been easier. | 1.3851 | 0.03788 | 174 | 123 | 41 | 10 |
1147 | The warmth helps my sciatica. | 1.3851 | 0.04582 | 174 | 118 | 45 | 11 |
1148 | Objectivism, my ass | 1.3851 | 0.04509 | 174 | 117 | 47 | 10 |
1149 | I’ll be back shortly with the replacement. | 1.3851 | 0.04582 | 174 | 118 | 45 | 11 |
1150 | The world no longer "sparks joy" in me. | 1.3851 | 0.04998 | 174 | 124 | 33 | 17 |
1151 | If you ask me, the world ISN’T getting smaller every day. | 1.3851 | 0.04725 | 174 | 120 | 41 | 13 |
1152 | They finally let me work from home and then Jove calls in sick ... | 1.3851 | 0.04725 | 174 | 120 | 41 | 13 |
1153 | I'm meeting with Ayn today. She said she's got a job for me. | 1.3851 | 0.04654 | 174 | 119 | 43 | 12 |
1154 | I’m going to see if I can get this thing fixed — seems like nobody wants the job. | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1155 | If one more guy asks me how I am holding up I swear I will throw this at him. | 1.3851 | 0.04509 | 174 | 117 | 47 | 10 |
1156 | Have you seen my face mask? | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
1157 | Shrugging is not an option, Linda! | 1.3851 | 0.04931 | 174 | 123 | 35 | 16 |
1158 | "ok ok... I will go get you the Moon and the Stars then" | 1.3842 | 0.04736 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
1159 | "The bronze guy at Rockefeller Center has COVID-19, so they posted a cattle call for substitutes." | 1.3842 | 0.04870 | 177 | 125 | 36 | 16 |
1160 | Yes I'm essential; they've scheduled a solar flare immersion at 9:30 and a lunar eclipse at 2:00. | 1.3842 | 0.04668 | 177 | 122 | 42 | 13 |
1161 | How the world wide web really works | 1.3842 | 0.04599 | 177 | 121 | 44 | 12 |
1162 | I’m going to see if it can be repaired. | 1.3837 | 0.04832 | 172 | 120 | 38 | 14 |
1163 | . " Sorry it landed in your azaleas Mrs Brockett. Hercules gets a bit carried away when we play softball. | 1.3837 | 0.04689 | 172 | 118 | 42 | 12 |
1164 | Atlas came to the realisation that perhaps he was an essential worker | 1.3837 | 0.05039 | 172 | 123 | 32 | 17 |
1165 | Fine, I'll save the world by myself | 1.3837 | 0.04616 | 172 | 117 | 44 | 11 |
1166 | The worst part is listening to that crybaby Sisyphus bitch. | 1.3837 | 0.04971 | 172 | 122 | 34 | 16 |
1167 | IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY, MOM! | 1.3837 | 0.03282 | 172 | 128 | 29 | 11 |
1168 | So apparently I'm now considered an 'Essential Worker' | 1.3837 | 0.04832 | 172 | 120 | 38 | 14 |
1169 | I wish it was flat... | 1.3831 | 0.05146 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
1170 | I think you are taking this Atlas complex a little too far honey. | 1.3829 | 0.02885 | 175 | 122 | 43 | 7 |
1171 | No, it’s fine. Just keep watching me struggle.” | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
1172 | I wish I didn't have to go to work either, Margie, but just because it's falling apart doesn't mean I don't have to hold it up." | 1.3829 | 0.04908 | 175 | 124 | 35 | 16 |
1173 | i AM picking up after myself. | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
1174 | But, also, maybe you could just ROLL it? I mean, sheesh. Men." | 1.3829 | 0.04974 | 175 | 125 | 33 | 17 |
1175 | Yes dear, I do in fact think my job qualifies as “essential” | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
1176 | easy for you to say, ive got the weight of the world on my shoulders | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
1177 | Go back, clean it up, THEN come in!" | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1178 | This would be easier to carry if it was flat...” | 1.3824 | 0.04651 | 170 | 121 | 35 | 14 |
1179 | After two months of quarantine with you, Diane, I’ve realized there are worse eternal punishments” | 1.3824 | 0.04798 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
1180 | Ma’am, the next time you want to return something, at least make sure it’s in the original packaging” | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 115 | 45 | 10 |
1181 | It’s time to swap this out. | 1.3824 | 0.03830 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
1182 | Honey, does this make my ass look big? | 1.3824 | 0.04941 | 170 | 120 | 35 | 15 |
1183 | The Gods must have been crazy” | 1.3824 | 0.04613 | 170 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
1184 | close the door behind you" | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1185 | Remember honey, tonight is my bowling night with Agamemnon and Achilles. | 1.3824 | 0.03875 | 170 | 129 | 26 | 15 |
1186 | Be glad I'm not Fauci | 1.3824 | 0.05148 | 170 | 123 | 29 | 18 |
1187 | I’d really appreciate some unconditional support right now.” | 1.3824 | 0.04798 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
1188 | Don’t wait up. It’s a leap year.” | 1.3824 | 0.04651 | 170 | 116 | 43 | 11 |
1189 | It’s not so much the weight anymore, it’s just more difficult to grasp lately | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1190 | I'm leaving you, Darlene. And I'm taking the kids with me. | 1.3824 | 0.05080 | 170 | 122 | 31 | 17 |
1191 | If only a few politicians would jump off | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1192 | The weight of the world isn’t just going to carry itself, Karen.” | 1.3824 | 0.04725 | 170 | 117 | 41 | 12 |
1193 | Ya know, it'd be easier if it did revolve around me." | 1.3824 | 0.04613 | 170 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
1194 | Don’t worry, I’ll make a new one in 6 days. | 1.3824 | 0.05011 | 170 | 121 | 33 | 16 |
1195 | Don’t ask…Shrink, chiropractor, then spin class. | 1.3824 | 0.04941 | 170 | 120 | 35 | 15 |
1196 | Check and see if my step counter’s in my pocket. | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1197 | Carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders is considered an essential service | 1.3824 | 0.04613 | 170 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
1198 | Don't worry,I'll get the door, Ruth. | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1199 | Anything else for the blue bin | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 115 | 45 | 10 |
1200 | Gonna spray it with Lysol. | 1.3824 | 0.05215 | 170 | 123 | 27 | 18 |
1201 | When I said "I feel like I'm carrying the weight of world," Darlene, I wasn't being metaphorical. | 1.3824 | 0.04798 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
1202 | I don't know where I'm going with this. | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 115 | 45 | 10 |
1203 | Should’a taken better care of it. We warned you. | 1.3824 | 0.04941 | 170 | 120 | 35 | 15 |
1204 | You can't just carry the world on your back, Frank. Use your legs too. | 1.3824 | 0.04941 | 170 | 120 | 35 | 15 |
1205 | Yeah. I'm just glad it isn't Saturn. | 1.3824 | 0.04941 | 170 | 120 | 35 | 15 |
1206 | I've got to stop bringing work home. | 1.3824 | 0.04651 | 170 | 116 | 43 | 11 |
1207 | Is my Toga pulling up? Showing the moon would be too much. | 1.3824 | 0.05080 | 170 | 122 | 31 | 17 |
1208 | Is it me or does this thing get hotter every day? | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1209 | Did you find the receipt? | 1.3824 | 0.04798 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
1210 | It’s meant to be on your shoulders. | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
1211 | It feels infected. Does it look infected? | 1.3824 | 0.05011 | 170 | 121 | 33 | 16 |
1212 | It's not that heavy but it's hard to get a grip on it. | 1.3824 | 0.04421 | 170 | 118 | 41 | 11 |
1213 | I miss when this was America's job | 1.3824 | 0.05011 | 170 | 121 | 33 | 16 |
1214 | No reason for there to be a plague on both of our houses. | 1.3815 | 0.04521 | 173 | 116 | 46 | 10 |
1215 | I'm sorry Atlas, you just have too much baggage. | 1.3810 | 0.05123 | 168 | 121 | 30 | 17 |
1216 | Have a good shift at the hospital, hun. I’ll just be here complaining how hard staying home is.” | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 117 | 38 | 13 |
1217 | Remember to stay six feet away from the other planets | 1.3810 | 0.04686 | 168 | 115 | 42 | 11 |
1218 | No Helen, if I wanted to lift with my knees I would.” | 1.3810 | 0.04120 | 168 | 118 | 40 | 10 |
1219 | You should really be wearing gloves handling that thing | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
1220 | Earth Day, my ass! When is MY day? | 1.3810 | 0.04686 | 168 | 115 | 42 | 11 |
1221 | Don’t ask me—all I know is God wants his planet back. | 1.3810 | 0.04532 | 168 | 113 | 46 | 9 |
1222 | Thank you, I know how the song goes. | 1.3810 | 0.04686 | 168 | 115 | 42 | 11 |
1223 | I'm sorry dear, there are some jobs you just can't do from home. | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 117 | 38 | 13 |
1224 | I ordered an atlas for my grandson and Amazon sends me this? | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
1225 | Honey don't forget to pick up the moon before dark. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
1226 | Dr. Fauci wants it for today’s “show and tell.” | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 117 | 38 | 13 |
1227 | It doesn’t spark joy.” | 1.3801 | 0.03814 | 171 | 127 | 31 | 13 |
1228 | Wash your hands after you leave it" | 1.3801 | 0.04987 | 171 | 122 | 33 | 16 |
1229 | Okay, tuck the moon between my thighs. | 1.3801 | 0.04917 | 171 | 121 | 35 | 15 |
1230 | Oh sure, everyone gets to social distance except Atlas." | 1.3801 | 0.03629 | 171 | 125 | 35 | 11 |
1231 | Thank you ma’am, at Atlas Cleaners we do our best to remove tyrannical dictators as well as sociopathic world leader. | 1.3801 | 0.04775 | 171 | 119 | 39 | 13 |
1232 | No, I don't know if I left the toilet seat up or not! | 1.3801 | 0.05256 | 171 | 126 | 25 | 20 |
1233 | I can't just work from home Diane, I've got the World on my shoulders! | 1.3801 | 0.03859 | 171 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1234 | Well, I’m off. | 1.3801 | 0.04847 | 171 | 120 | 37 | 14 |
1235 | Dung beetles push it in front of them. It's not the same thing at all. | 1.3801 | 0.04629 | 171 | 117 | 43 | 11 |
1236 | Why do you always think I'm being dramatic? | 1.3801 | 0.04775 | 171 | 119 | 39 | 13 |
1237 | Don't forget to put the moon out. | 1.3801 | 0.04629 | 171 | 117 | 43 | 11 |
1238 | Sorry, I really will try to leave work at work today. | 1.3801 | 0.04703 | 171 | 118 | 41 | 12 |
1239 | Don’t forget the moon.” | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
1240 | Did you wash your hands?" | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1241 | Would you just pass me the keys already? You can see I have my hands full! | 1.3795 | 0.02570 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
1242 | I ordered a mirrorball! | 1.3795 | 0.02186 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 8 |
1243 | I gave you the world” | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
1244 | It could be worse. Some people are unemployed." | 1.3795 | 0.04799 | 166 | 115 | 39 | 12 |
1245 | How many reps was that? | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
1246 | Does this tunic make my butt look big? | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
1247 | Honey, just taking it outside to disinfect it." | 1.3795 | 0.04912 | 166 | 119 | 32 | 15 |
1248 | Yes honey, I did remember to lift with my knees” | 1.3795 | 0.05022 | 166 | 118 | 33 | 15 |
1249 | This was lighter last year. | 1.3795 | 0.04723 | 166 | 114 | 41 | 11 |
1250 | I'm getting too old for this. Next week I'm putting in for Pluto. | 1.3795 | 0.04565 | 166 | 112 | 45 | 9 |
1251 | After Trump introduces me I swallow the Tide Pod, wait 30 seconds and shrug. He then declares the world disinfected and that everyone should get back to work. | 1.3795 | 0.05236 | 166 | 121 | 27 | 18 |
1252 | Won't be long . . . just taking her out for a spin. | 1.3795 | 0.04684 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
1253 | None of the other gods wanted the task since the virus outbreak! | 1.3795 | 0.04645 | 166 | 113 | 43 | 10 |
1254 | yes, I'm wearing underwear! | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1255 | I'll get the new guy--Heracles, Hercules, whatever--to take it for the weekend. | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
1256 | This job was much easier when the Earth was flat. | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
1257 | I wish you'd just let me buy you that backpack | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1258 | We live in different worlds. I’ll take mine and leave. | 1.3795 | 0.04444 | 166 | 118 | 36 | 12 |
1259 | Of course, I'm a globalist. They're just too many damn people. | 1.3795 | 0.04403 | 166 | 110 | 49 | 7 |
1260 | All right, I suppose your job is essential. | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
1261 | You take out the trash I've got the weight of the world to carry. | 1.3795 | 0.03423 | 166 | 117 | 42 | 7 |
1262 | Earth Day. Bah, humbug! | 1.3795 | 0.03369 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1263 | For Zeus' sake Pleione, does it look like I can pick up milk on my way home? | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
1264 | Retire? In this economy? | 1.3795 | 0.04645 | 166 | 113 | 43 | 10 |
1265 | I just hope nobody on this thing sneezes. | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1266 | Of course I could use a shopping cart, but how would that look? | 1.3795 | 0.04723 | 166 | 114 | 41 | 11 |
1267 | What do you mean its turned upside down? | 1.3795 | 0.04799 | 166 | 115 | 39 | 12 |
1268 | No Ayn, I’m not going to shrug! | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1269 | Remember I have a Flat Earth Society meeting tonight. | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
1270 | I think I’ll take this to the dumpster. | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
1271 | To the Recycler. | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
1272 | It used to feel like an ice pack. Now it's more like a hot pad. | 1.3795 | 0.04565 | 166 | 112 | 45 | 9 |
1273 | I just wish there was a handle. | 1.3795 | 0.04684 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
1274 | If you're going to Costco today get me a case of Tylenol." | 1.3795 | 0.04605 | 166 | 120 | 32 | 14 |
1275 | Why can’t you just shrug it off? | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
1276 | The pointy bits are the worst. Damn you, Gustave Eiffel ! | 1.3795 | 0.04190 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
1277 | “No, no. You stay here. I’ll go on and keep the world going”. You stay, watch your Netflix, I’m fine.” Coffee would’ve been nice, but It’s fine, I’ll get something”. “You’re busy, I get it.” | 1.3787 | 0.05166 | 169 | 123 | 28 | 18 |
1278 | And a Happy Earth Day to you, too. | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
1279 | I’m quitting today, and nothing in this world is gonna make me change my mind.” | 1.3787 | 0.04270 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
1280 | I’m going to show Donald how it’s done | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
1281 | It’s Atlas Shrugged, not Atlas Lugged. | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
1282 | I’m going to meet Sisyphus. The governor has opened the bowling alleys. | 1.3787 | 0.04957 | 169 | 120 | 34 | 15 |
1283 | Sure, no problem. Just text me your grocery list. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
1284 | No, I can't just "call in sick". | 1.3787 | 0.04957 | 169 | 120 | 34 | 15 |
1285 | Get off of my back, I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
1286 | Which bin, dear? Compost or recycling? | 1.3779 | 0.04753 | 172 | 120 | 39 | 13 |
1287 | You know, I should really try to figure out how to do this remotely.” | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
1288 | We just can’t have nice things. | 1.3772 | 0.04851 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
1289 | I’m going out to flatten the curve”. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
1290 | Be careful of that! I hear they’ve hit a hard patch recently. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
1291 | Enough with the drama! Just get the groceries, and don’t bring home any germs! | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
1292 | It's career day for Jimmy's class today. | 1.3772 | 0.05140 | 167 | 121 | 29 | 17 |
1293 | Yeah, whatever, Ayn | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
1294 | I'm going to place this in our president's mouth. | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
1295 | It's got a human infestation, so I'm taking it in to get it treated. | 1.3772 | 0.04851 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
1296 | I'm throwing it away to make room for a new one. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
1297 | Just try not to shrug this time." | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
1298 | It's for a Tik Tok, Karen. | 1.3772 | 0.04776 | 167 | 116 | 39 | 12 |
1299 | At least I don't have to roll it up a mountain. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
1300 | Not sure He'll take it back! | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
1301 | Bear the weight of the heavens for all eternity with your legs, not your back. | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
1302 | I hate Mondays! | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
1303 | Would it kill you to lend a hand every once in a while?” | 1.3765 | 0.04933 | 170 | 121 | 34 | 15 |
1304 | It started as a pimple on my butt and now it seems to be getting worse | 1.3758 | 0.05324 | 165 | 122 | 24 | 19 |
1305 | Gonna go pour bleach on this. It’s infected with people.” | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
1306 | Look, just hold it for a minute while I go to the bathroom.” | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
1307 | ‘Apparently, it’s everyone’s job to take care of Earth. Wish I knew that in the beginning...’ | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1308 | Take a jacket or you'll catch something, sweetie | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1309 | bring it back when it works again” | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
1310 | Please don’t drop it. It’s been through enough already. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1311 | Atlas, I told you - I wanted the one with the cute rings around it. | 1.3758 | 0.05183 | 165 | 120 | 28 | 17 |
1312 | Yeah, that definitely looks infected.” | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1313 | Have a good day at the Earth Day Festival, Carl! | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
1314 | You’ll get this back when you learn to act more responsibly!” | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
1315 | It gets harder to support this thing every year. | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
1316 | Even if the axis can't be fixed, I'm gonna have to charge you for pick-up." | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1317 | Who’s being hyperbolical now, Karen? | 1.3758 | 0.02766 | 165 | 124 | 32 | 9 |
1318 | No goodbye kiss?" | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1319 | I do consider it essential, Karen. Don’t you?” | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
1320 | No, this is easier on my back. It hurt worse when I carried the whole world in my hands. | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
1321 | Whaddya mean I got the day side down? | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
1322 | Globalism is on the way out. | 1.3758 | 0.04578 | 165 | 112 | 44 | 9 |
1323 | Oh,for those halcyon days when it was on a string. | 1.3758 | 0.04496 | 165 | 111 | 46 | 8 |
1324 | Hose it down, then disinfect all the land masses. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
1325 | Fine! If you won't play democracy anymore, I'm taking MY Earth home! | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1326 | I gave her the world and she told me to take it back | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1327 | I'll just put it out on the curb. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
1328 | Lose the beard, shave your legs and you might just pass as the average working woman. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
1329 | Well, the poor thing had a good run. | 1.3758 | 0.02167 | 165 | 125 | 32 | 8 |
1330 | Quit complaining! Everyone has a heavy workload these days. | 1.3758 | 0.04578 | 165 | 112 | 44 | 9 |
1331 | No, seriously, if you lost five pounds it would really help. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
1332 | Honey, I need to meet Atlas and Sisyphus at the bottom of the hill,now! | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
1333 | I can't just shrug it off, dear. Ayn Rand or no Ayn Rand. | 1.3758 | 0.04578 | 165 | 112 | 44 | 9 |
1334 | If you drop it, don't expect me to clean it up. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
1335 | I'd like to shelter in place, Pleione, but Zeus insists I'm an essential worker. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1336 | I hate trash night! | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
1337 | What happened to "Ive got the world on a string? | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
1338 | Lucky you. I got deemed 'essential.' | 1.3758 | 0.04496 | 165 | 111 | 46 | 8 |
1339 | You abuse it, you lose it. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1340 | You're asking me for directions? For the gods' sake, Atlas, that's your job. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
1341 | It's much heavier than it used to be. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
1342 | I need long sleeves. This thing is getting hot. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
1343 | Shrug it off? Easy for you to say. | 1.3758 | 0.04537 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
1344 | It's an early, unpolluted version - museum quality. | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1345 | No, Alice, you shrug it off.... | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1346 | It's all this damn water! | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
1347 | Remind me not to bring my work home again. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
1348 | Yeah, it does hurt my back. And lose the damn bunny slippers. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
1349 | You know there's an app for that, right? | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
1350 | Dammit Pam, I'm an essential worker! | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
1351 | Would now be a bad time to bring up that ' honey do' list I've been meaning to talk to you about? | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1352 | I ordered Mars. | 1.3758 | 0.04618 | 165 | 120 | 31 | 14 |
1353 | The streets are empty - so I set up a few pins - so what? | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
1354 | I’m taking it to the cleaners. | 1.3750 | 0.04827 | 168 | 118 | 37 | 13 |
1355 | With the weight of the world on my back, you want me to pick up milk and dog food? | 1.3750 | 0.04827 | 168 | 118 | 37 | 13 |
1356 | Well, it's no picnic staying home all day either. | 1.3750 | 0.05182 | 152 | 108 | 31 | 13 |
1357 | I was supposed to return this weeks ago | 1.3742 | 0.04734 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
1358 | Can you pick up more milk while you’re out? | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
1359 | Bring it back when it's clean!!!!!! | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
1360 | Alexa, call Sisyphus. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1361 | Whatever you do, don’t shrug. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1362 | you can roll it you know" But men will be men | 1.3742 | 0.04043 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
1363 | Just retire and let it spin on its own! It is going to be just fine | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1364 | No! I’m sorry your son Donald can no longer play with it! | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
1365 | Does this broken society make my butt look big?” | 1.3742 | 0.05228 | 163 | 119 | 27 | 17 |
1366 | Don’t forget to wash your hands when you are done.” | 1.3742 | 0.04529 | 163 | 110 | 45 | 8 |
1367 | Be right back. Gotta take out the trash. | 1.3742 | 0.04612 | 163 | 111 | 43 | 9 |
1368 | I have to again convince him not to fire Fauci. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
1369 | I’ll come back for my bat later! | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
1370 | 'Apparently you know how to deal with this better than me' | 1.3742 | 0.03650 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
1371 | Yeah? Well you can kiss me right below Kamchatka! | 1.3742 | 0.05228 | 163 | 119 | 27 | 17 |
1372 | That’s not a shrug. It’s a leg cramp. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
1373 | I'll be back - going to meet up with Atlas and Tantalus for our support group. | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
1374 | Covering for Atlas again, the bum. Who in the world calls in sick during a global pandemic? | 1.3742 | 0.05228 | 163 | 119 | 27 | 17 |
1375 | Yes, Martha, I daresay holding up the earth is considered a vital job. | 1.3742 | 0.04529 | 163 | 110 | 45 | 8 |
1376 | No, I told you I'm not wearing any damn mask! | 1.3742 | 0.04612 | 163 | 111 | 43 | 9 |
1377 | If they only knew that it's your 9 bean salad that's really responsible for the additional "greenhouse gases." | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
1378 | Leave it in the backyard for now, a safe distance from the house! | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
1379 | Seriously, Marge, we gotta get out of this fifth-floor walk-up. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1380 | And I'll bring it back when you folks can take better care of it! | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
1381 | Why am I considered an essential worker | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
1382 | I'll come back for the moon later. | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
1383 | Ever since Trump took office this thing has gotten heavier and heavier! | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
1384 | No, I cannot work from home | 1.3742 | 0.04612 | 163 | 111 | 43 | 9 |
1385 | If you think you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, just think about how Fauci feels. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
1386 | Unfortunately the polar ice caps are about to get a hefty dose of methane gas. | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
1387 | That's the last time I'm taking my work home with me | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
1388 | I’ll never understand how you call yourself Athena with a straight face. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
1389 | Don’t forget the milk this time. | 1.3742 | 0.03752 | 163 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1390 | And now Australia can kiss my ass." | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
1391 | Give it a shove, will ya? I’m paid to have the weight of the world on my shoulders, not my bum. | 1.3742 | 0.04813 | 163 | 116 | 34 | 13 |
1392 | Babe, when I do it, it's not a metaphor. | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
1393 | Of course I’m wearing clean ones! | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
1394 | It didn't have all this damage in the picture | 1.3735 | 0.04475 | 166 | 112 | 46 | 8 |
1395 | I heard you. It’s compost, not trash.” | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
1396 | I'm taking it to recycling | 1.3735 | 0.04940 | 166 | 118 | 34 | 14 |
1397 | Hey Ayn Rand, would it kill you to hold the door for me? | 1.3735 | 0.04752 | 166 | 123 | 27 | 16 |
1398 | @newyorkermag “I bet Prometheus at least gets a peck on the cheek when he leaves the house!” | 1.3735 | 0.04940 | 166 | 118 | 34 | 14 |
1399 | Atlas, we’re still working from home, dear.” | 1.3735 | 0.04556 | 166 | 113 | 44 | 9 |
1400 | Off to the workshop to remove China, don’t wait up. | 1.3735 | 0.05086 | 166 | 120 | 30 | 16 |
1401 | Might be home early. Today's the day I toss it back in the boss's lap. | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
1402 | I will soak this in Lysol and be right back. | 1.3735 | 0.05157 | 166 | 121 | 28 | 17 |
1403 | Good thing this sucker's flat or I'd really be sweating! | 1.3735 | 0.04940 | 166 | 118 | 34 | 14 |
1404 | Zeus can have this thing back ... | 1.3735 | 0.02480 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
1405 | Not again with the socks! | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
1406 | No...I cannot clean the garage today. | 1.3735 | 0.05086 | 166 | 120 | 30 | 16 |
1407 | It's Sisyphus's day off. | 1.3735 | 0.04866 | 166 | 117 | 36 | 13 |
1408 | I’d shrug if I could. | 1.3735 | 0.04635 | 166 | 119 | 34 | 13 |
1409 | You’re quite literally a globe trotter. | 1.3728 | 0.04578 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
1410 | Alright, have it your way! My job's not more important than yours! | 1.3728 | 0.04804 | 169 | 119 | 37 | 13 |
1411 | I thought I’d surprise you...how would I know your really wanted Venus | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
1412 | The earth is fine, just the people are screwed. | 1.3727 | 0.04970 | 161 | 114 | 34 | 13 |
1413 | I can’t let the world down. | 1.3727 | 0.04648 | 161 | 110 | 42 | 9 |
1414 | In all my years of doing this, 2020 has felt like an eternity. | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
1415 | OK, good luck, honey, and I'll save the world by just staying here. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
1416 | Damn continents keep shifting ! | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
1417 | What in the world has come over you? | 1.3727 | 0.04730 | 161 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
1418 | They trashed it. It’s pick-up day. | 1.3727 | 0.04648 | 161 | 110 | 42 | 9 |
1419 | If it was flat, could I do this?” | 1.3720 | 0.04828 | 164 | 115 | 37 | 12 |
1420 | well because “ he’s got the little bitty baby” was already taken! | 1.3720 | 0.05092 | 164 | 121 | 26 | 17 |
1421 | And yet you STILL wish you married the doctor!” | 1.3720 | 0.04670 | 164 | 113 | 41 | 10 |
1422 | I'm taking this down to the shop. Dang if it doesn't go out of wack just after the warranty runs out! | 1.3720 | 0.04507 | 164 | 111 | 45 | 8 |
1423 | The UPS store said I could return it without a box | 1.3720 | 0.04828 | 164 | 115 | 37 | 12 |
1424 | I thought you said to take our the trash? | 1.3720 | 0.04507 | 164 | 116 | 37 | 11 |
1425 | Honey, It is not take the Earth to work day. | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
1426 | You had to put the side with Himalayas face down, Hilda?! | 1.3720 | 0.05129 | 164 | 119 | 29 | 16 |
1427 | Better this than meetings on Zoom. | 1.3720 | 0.04590 | 164 | 112 | 43 | 9 |
1428 | You can have your earth privileges back when you learn how to cook a pangolin well-done | 1.3714 | 0.00573 | 175 | 140 | 29 | 6 |
1429 | Lift with your legs. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
1430 | They’ve absolutely ruined this one.” | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
1431 | Atlas, the world’s first essential worker. | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
1432 | And on the 8th day, god took earth for a walk. | 1.3711 | 0.05091 | 159 | 114 | 31 | 14 |
1433 | It’s Greece that keeps making it slip off of my shoulders... | 1.3711 | 0.04421 | 159 | 106 | 47 | 6 |
1434 | For heaven's sake, it's a small world. | 1.3711 | 0.02966 | 159 | 115 | 38 | 6 |
1435 | I used to be able to hold this with just my hands. | 1.3711 | 0.01682 | 159 | 120 | 33 | 6 |
1436 | "I'm gonna disinfect it in some damn sunlight!" | 1.3711 | 0.05168 | 159 | 115 | 29 | 15 |
1437 | No, I can't just shrug this off today. | 1.3711 | 0.04510 | 159 | 107 | 45 | 7 |
1438 | On your way back, don’t forget the baby Arugula. | 1.3711 | 0.02758 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
1439 | Not on your ass, on your shoulders, Atlas. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
1440 | Ernest, for God's sake, just tell them it wasn't as described on the website. | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
1441 | Who the hell is John Galt? | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
1442 | This felt lighter when it was Pangaea. | 1.3711 | 0.04598 | 159 | 108 | 43 | 8 |
1443 | You can't shrug this one off, Atlas. | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
1444 | Oops, can you put my mask on for me? | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
1445 | You think you could, perhaps, get the door?” | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
1446 | It can't be fixed. | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
1447 | You can't go out with the weight of the world on your back! | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
1448 | Maybe you can sell it for parts. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
1449 | I'd rather have Earth on my back than Uranus on my mouth. | 1.3711 | 0.05320 | 159 | 117 | 25 | 17 |
1450 | Think you can talk the world out of going outside? | 1.3711 | 0.05168 | 159 | 115 | 29 | 15 |
1451 | Is that "Essential Worker" stuff supposed to make me feel better? | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
1452 | I’m sorry, Gloria, but we’ll always be poles apart. | 1.3711 | 0.04598 | 159 | 108 | 43 | 8 |
1453 | See you in a third of a rotation | 1.3711 | 0.04510 | 159 | 107 | 45 | 7 |
1454 | If that's the earth then where are we? | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
1455 | Don't wait up. I have a feeling this one's going to be a really long day. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
1456 | Donald, I know you want to go outside. But wouldn’t it be easier if we just got a dog? | 1.3709 | 0.04709 | 151 | 110 | 29 | 12 |
1457 | Flat earthers have it easier. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
1458 | .... but I DO have the world on my shoulders!!! | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
1459 | Not everything's a metaphor. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1460 | Lift with your legs honey, not your back” | 1.3704 | 0.04707 | 162 | 112 | 40 | 10 |
1461 | Go ahead, take your ball and leave... See if I care! | 1.3704 | 0.04945 | 162 | 115 | 34 | 13 |
1462 | Atlas's first day back on the job after the stay at home order was lifted. | 1.3704 | 0.04624 | 162 | 111 | 42 | 9 |
1463 | You’ll get it back in a week. Virus free. | 1.3704 | 0.04369 | 162 | 113 | 40 | 9 |
1464 | I'm sick of looking at this in the closet - it's going to Goodwill. | 1.3704 | 0.04624 | 162 | 111 | 42 | 9 |
1465 | I’ll give it back when they call and ask nicely.” | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
1466 | Make sure to bring back a working one this time” | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1467 | Earth Day is every day for me, Helen. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1468 | Sisyphus said it’s easy if you take it 10 seconds at a time.” | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1469 | Diana lend a hand. I want to save this for future generations! | 1.3694 | 0.00639 | 157 | 125 | 30 | 2 |
1470 | It feels warmer than before | 1.3694 | 0.04720 | 157 | 108 | 40 | 9 |
1471 | Careful! And don’t bring it back till it’s fixed.” | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1472 | I’m being furloughed and I’ve been asked to return my office equipment.” | 1.3694 | 0.05135 | 157 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
1473 | It's not as small as you think. | 1.3694 | 0.04720 | 157 | 108 | 40 | 9 |
1474 | If I do this, does my butt look big? | 1.3694 | 0.04890 | 157 | 110 | 36 | 11 |
1475 | At Last. The global pandemic is lifted. | 1.3694 | 0.03036 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1476 | It seems heavier these days. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1477 | Atlas, where’s your face mask? | 1.3694 | 0.04633 | 157 | 107 | 42 | 8 |
1478 | That wasn't me. I merely shrugged. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1479 | I hate my job. | 1.3694 | 0.04890 | 157 | 110 | 36 | 11 |
1480 | Damn, I forgot to put on my mask! | 1.3694 | 0.04720 | 157 | 108 | 40 | 9 |
1481 | I'm giving it the old heave ho! | 1.3694 | 0.04633 | 157 | 107 | 42 | 8 |
1482 | It's Earth Day,I'm taking her out for brunch. | 1.3694 | 0.05214 | 157 | 114 | 28 | 15 |
1483 | Who says I can't take it with me? … your bunny slippers? | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1484 | Other husbands just take out the trash. | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
1485 | And You Think Trump Has Problems ! | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
1486 | Wife: 'What time will you be home tonight?' Atlas: (shrugs) | 1.3694 | 0.04890 | 157 | 110 | 36 | 11 |
1487 | In time likes this, you bet your pretty arse that I'm an essential service. | 1.3694 | 0.04720 | 157 | 108 | 40 | 9 |
1488 | YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS ON THE TABLE | 1.3694 | 0.05135 | 157 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
1489 | I told you I could rock your world... | 1.3694 | 0.04806 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
1490 | Orders from the Health Department...I can't bring work home with me anymore. | 1.3694 | 0.05291 | 157 | 115 | 26 | 16 |
1491 | Yes, I remember what we talked about. I'll do my best not to bring work home tonight. | 1.3694 | 0.04633 | 157 | 107 | 42 | 8 |
1492 | Yeah, well, some of us are essential workers. | 1.3694 | 0.04677 | 157 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
1493 | My psychologist says I'm having an existential crisis. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
1494 | I'm tired of working from home. I'm taking home with me. | 1.3687 | 0.04826 | 160 | 112 | 37 | 11 |
1495 | What, no kiss?!!” | 1.3687 | 0.05141 | 160 | 116 | 29 | 15 |
1496 | Next time get a flat one, please. | 1.3687 | 0.04907 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
1497 | I'll return it to Amazon, but I thought it was clear when we ordered Earth, Wind, and Fire. | 1.3687 | 0.04907 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
1498 | It’s not such a big deal dear it’s what the boss wants | 1.3687 | 0.03390 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
1499 | Be grateful you have an outdoor job during this quarantine. | 1.3687 | 0.04826 | 160 | 112 | 37 | 11 |
1500 | Just because you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders doesn’t mean you can go out without your mask. | 1.3681 | 0.04920 | 163 | 116 | 34 | 13 |
1501 | Oh honey before you go, Sisyphus called. He wanted me to tell you he’d meet you at the top.” | 1.3677 | 0.04931 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
1502 | How's that Ayn Rand thingie workin' out for you ? | 1.3677 | 0.05098 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
1503 | For God’s sake Atlas just tell him you’re sorry? | 1.3677 | 0.05015 | 155 | 110 | 33 | 12 |
1504 | I have a bet with Prometheus | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
1505 | Okay, so I forgot your mother's birthday. I guess I'll carry that around all day, too." | 1.3677 | 0.04931 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
1506 | It was supposed to be flat. | 1.3677 | 0.05098 | 155 | 111 | 31 | 13 |
1507 | And you wanted a sun! | 1.3677 | 0.05180 | 155 | 112 | 29 | 14 |
1508 | I'll be back in time for Law and Order. | 1.3677 | 0.04931 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
1509 | At-las’, he’s seen enough | 1.3671 | 0.03219 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 8 |
1510 | Would you mind picking up something sustainable for dinner tonight? | 1.3671 | 0.04610 | 158 | 108 | 42 | 8 |
1511 | This one just didn’t spark joy | 1.3671 | 0.05263 | 158 | 116 | 26 | 16 |
1512 | ‘Don’t forget to buy some toilet paper while you’re out’ | 1.3671 | 0.04293 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1513 | Really? You've got my back? | 1.3671 | 0.03342 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1514 | Oh, and, honey, if Zeus calls, tell him the bus was late. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 113 | 32 | 13 |
1515 | At least I make a world of difference. | 1.3671 | 0.04521 | 158 | 107 | 44 | 7 |
1516 | Look, I can't just drop everything because of the pandemic. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
1517 | honey how many times do i have to tell you the world doesn't revolve around you. | 1.3671 | 0.04781 | 158 | 110 | 38 | 10 |
1518 | Try not to shrug again today, honey. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
1519 | By the way, the elevator is out of service | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
1520 | Okay, okay. I’ll return this one and see if they have any Jupiter’s in stock. | 1.3671 | 0.04781 | 158 | 110 | 38 | 10 |
1521 | Yeah, I shrugged. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
1522 | Okay, okay, I hear you. Yes, I'll wash my hands. | 1.3671 | 0.04610 | 158 | 108 | 42 | 8 |
1523 | I didn't think you'd notice the virus flaws. I'll take it back and get you the moon and the stars like I once promised. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
1524 | It's the only gig job I could get. | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
1525 | Of course I'm complaining. I have the whole damn world on my back. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 113 | 32 | 13 |
1526 | I swear I’m not lactose intolerant, it’s these green house gases | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1527 | If you can’t handle my world at its worst, you don’t deserve it at its best.” | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
1528 | Let me know if you change your mind. The current owners haven’t treated her that well, so I can give you a good deal. | 1.3660 | 0.04973 | 153 | 108 | 34 | 11 |
1529 | Don't forget your Florida Keys darling. | 1.3659 | 0.05119 | 164 | 120 | 28 | 16 |
1530 | This experiment? I dunno six, maybe seven days..” | 1.3654 | 0.04555 | 156 | 106 | 43 | 7 |
1531 | You know, you really should have that thing looked at.” | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
1532 | Two more months to retirement then they're on their own. | 1.3654 | 0.05152 | 156 | 113 | 29 | 14 |
1533 | Apparently, I’m considered essential. | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
1534 | Remember, after work I have my chiropractor appointment. | 1.3649 | 0.04613 | 148 | 100 | 42 | 6 |
1535 | If Shabbat was so important to you, you shouldn't have married a Greek God. | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
1536 | work from home they said. It’ll be great, they said.” | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
1537 | I’m just taking her out for some fresh air and sunshine. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1538 | Just putting out the recycling” | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1539 | Does it look infected”? | 1.3642 | 0.01990 | 151 | 118 | 25 | 8 |
1540 | I’ll bring this back after you learn to appreciate it | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1541 | Swear to god, this is the final version. | 1.3642 | 0.04697 | 151 | 106 | 36 | 9 |
1542 | Lift with your legs; not with your back | 1.3642 | 0.05356 | 151 | 111 | 25 | 15 |
1543 | Atlas sweetie, don't forget your facemask! | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1544 | Zeus laughed when I asked him if I was an essential worker” | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1545 | I thought you said it was next day delivery.” | 1.3642 | 0.02200 | 151 | 109 | 39 | 3 |
1546 | Hold-up! I made you coffee" | 1.3642 | 0.04790 | 151 | 107 | 34 | 10 |
1547 | No I don't need you to print me directions, I'll be fine. | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1548 | Atlas Lugged: Moving and Storage. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1549 | Well, honey, some of us have to hold things up... | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
1550 | Yeah, it’s a full moon. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1551 | Might be home early, dear, I'm feeling under the weather | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1552 | Wouldn’t it just be easier to use Zoom dear? | 1.3642 | 0.04602 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
1553 | You know, just because your parents named you Atlas doesn't mean you have to bring that thing everywhere. | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1554 | You make the breakfast! I'm going to the chiropractor's. | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1555 | Waddya mean, there's no 'out there'? | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
1556 | Yes, I KNOW it’s not good for my back! | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1557 | I'll try, but given the wear and tear I don't think it's returnable. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1558 | It's not that heavy, it's just awkward | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
1559 | So you're stuck inside all month, go cry me an ocean... | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1560 | Mother earth, my ass. | 1.3642 | 0.04744 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
1561 | This isn't what I expected when they said, "play your cards right and the world will be yours." | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1562 | My L5 shrugged. | 1.3642 | 0.04744 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
1563 | Yes I know you have the whole world on your shoulders | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1564 | Metaphors are for the weak, Janice. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1565 | I thought you were supposed to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, not your back. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1566 | It’s been easier since everyone stopped moving around. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1567 | For the last time, I can't pick up the kids...or anything else for that matter. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1568 | Roll it? What planet are you living on, Irene? | 1.3642 | 0.05273 | 151 | 110 | 27 | 14 |
1569 | The world is a lot heavier than I remember. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1570 | I think I'm finally going to have it removed. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
1571 | And stop humming “ he’s got the whole world on his ass.” | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
1572 | Oh, go on. It's just a beach ball. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1573 | Flat Earth Society, my arse. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
1574 | I can't wait until we go back to the flat version. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1575 | Thankfully, it’s a small world. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1576 | I can't believe they say you're essential. | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1577 | For the last time, Alice. I’m not going to shrug. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1578 | No one's going anywhere. I don't know why they need an atlas. | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1579 | Ma, for the thousandth time, I'm not going to drop it!" | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
1580 | Use your knees, Honey. | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
1581 | Don't forget to pick up milk on the way home. | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
1582 | Because SOMEONE has to do it, that's why...! | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
1583 | "If you can't take care of it properly, I'm taking it back." | 1.3636 | 0.04771 | 154 | 107 | 38 | 9 |
1584 | Yes, I dated Sisyphus in college, but you don't have to go and one-up him on my account. | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 154 | 105 | 42 | 7 |
1585 | I don't care if it will be lighter after one million deaths, I don't want it on my watch. | 1.3636 | 0.04401 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
1586 | Get off my back, woman! Can't you see I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders? Next you'll want the sun and the moon! | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
1587 | Wait, you forgot your mask and gloves | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
1588 | Time to take out the trash. | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
1589 | Mildred, I told you already, I am considered an essential worker. | 1.3625 | 0.04563 | 160 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
1590 | This is considered an essential service, Margaret! | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
1591 | Well, I'm off to the flat Earth convention to talk some sense into them. Wish me luck. | 1.3625 | 0.04975 | 160 | 115 | 32 | 13 |
1592 | ‘essential’ not ‘existential’!“ | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1593 | Feels heavier than usual.” | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
1594 | It’s Earth Day at work today.” | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1595 | I'm taking it out to get some fresh air now that humans are inside." | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
1596 | No. No. It's fine. I'll get the door with my "free hand". 😑 | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
1597 | ‘I’m going to ask about that position in accounting’ | 1.3624 | 0.04489 | 149 | 100 | 44 | 5 |
1598 | Oh, come on. It could be worse. It's not like you're carrying Jupiter on your shoulders." | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
1599 | But you said you’d give me the world...” | 1.3624 | 0.02468 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1600 | Because apparently, I'm essential. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
1601 | If I have to hear Sisyphus complain one more time... | 1.3624 | 0.05405 | 149 | 110 | 24 | 15 |
1602 | Sure, we'll take it back. But beware of a hellacious restocking fee. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1603 | You've got issues. Not everything revolves around you! | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
1604 | Dammit Pleione, I am an essential worker! | 1.3624 | 0.03462 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
1605 | Work/life balance has been a colossal struggle. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
1606 | Don’t you dare shrug, Atlas! | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
1607 | It definitely keeps me from touching my face. | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
1608 | If I had a world view it would be a lot heavier. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
1609 | Just running out to talk with Sisyphus. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
1610 | I told you, Pluto wasn’t available. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
1611 | I feel the earth move, but not under my feet. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
1612 | What kind of day do you expect me to have? | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
1613 | I’m not bringing my work home again if that’s the way you feel! | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
1614 | Don't expect the replacement to be any better. | 1.3624 | 0.04734 | 149 | 105 | 35 | 9 |
1615 | Let me deal with this then we can decide what to do about dinner. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
1616 | Today's world is a pain in my ass. | 1.3624 | 0.05235 | 149 | 108 | 28 | 13 |
1617 | This next epoch could keep me late, but don't get me wrong, I am glad for the work. | 1.3624 | 0.04829 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1618 | Does the stress I'm talking about look like a metaphor? Does it, carol?! | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
1619 | I don’t understand you women. When we got married, I promised you the world and all of a sudden you don’t want it anymore!” | 1.3618 | 0.04578 | 152 | 111 | 30 | 11 |
1620 | When you said Mother would come live with us, this is NOT what I had in mind.” | 1.3618 | 0.04944 | 152 | 110 | 30 | 12 |
1621 | Do you have to keep bringing your work home Atlas? | 1.3618 | 0.04810 | 152 | 106 | 37 | 9 |
1622 | I just can’t believe they still expect you to work without protective gear. | 1.3618 | 0.04530 | 152 | 108 | 35 | 9 |
1623 | I’ll be home early again tonight, honey. Work has been a lot lighter since the pandemic. | 1.3618 | 0.04810 | 152 | 106 | 37 | 9 |
1624 | More like Atlas Slipped his Disk. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
1625 | That's it! I'm bringing it back and getting a refund. | 1.3618 | 0.02885 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1626 | I liked it better when I had it on a string. | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
1627 | Every day is Earth Day | 1.3618 | 0.02959 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 6 |
1628 | When his wife asked where he was going, Atlas shrugged. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
1629 | Yes, it’s a metaphor, and, yes, I swiped it off the stand in the library. | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
1630 | It's heavier and warmer than it looks okay! | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
1631 | Wait, does this go in the trash or the recycling? | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
1632 | oh, wait! I forgot my mask..... | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
1633 | Why can’t you trust Google Maps? | 1.3618 | 0.04383 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1634 | Ok, you’re right. I should have dressed as a book atlas for the costume party. | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
1635 | I'm gonna just quarantine the whole world and get this over with. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
1636 | Every day it's "cheer up honey." Easy for you to say. | 1.3618 | 0.05243 | 152 | 111 | 27 | 14 |
1637 | Trash or recycle bin? At this point it's a toss-up. | 1.3613 | 0.04919 | 155 | 110 | 34 | 11 |
1638 | Well, some of us HAVE to go to work, Alice! | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
1639 | I can't believe Sisyphus can telework and I have to go out in this crap. | 1.3600 | 0.05291 | 150 | 110 | 26 | 14 |
1640 | Sorry can't help. Social distancing. | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
1641 | I hope you are returning that. This one isn’t working right. | 1.3600 | 0.05375 | 150 | 111 | 24 | 15 |
1642 | So then I said to him, ‘Hey Jude, refrain; Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.’ And he said, ‘Ok Atlas, YOU take it!’ | 1.3600 | 0.04756 | 150 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
1643 | Same thing every morning, Atlas. You go off to work acting like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders! | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
1644 | I told you not to bring the job home with you! | 1.3600 | 0.00669 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1645 | Is it Atlas or Sisyphus today dear? | 1.3600 | 0.04661 | 150 | 103 | 40 | 7 |
1646 | i should've just shrugged | 1.3600 | 0.05119 | 150 | 108 | 30 | 12 |
1647 | Just gonna take this out for a spin ... | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
1648 | I hate the gig economy. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
1649 | I'll be home late tonight, they're setting the clocks back. | 1.3590 | 0.04721 | 156 | 109 | 38 | 9 |
1650 | I would help you but I'm already saving the world by staying home. | 1.3590 | 0.05220 | 156 | 115 | 26 | 15 |
1651 | Atlas Shrugged as he left for work | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1652 | Look I’ll try but with out a receipt I’ll be lucky to get an exchange” | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1653 | I AM lifting with my knees" | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1654 | I don’t care what they say Linda, I’m essential and I’m going to work!” | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
1655 | Sisyphus' wife warned him, but did he listen? | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
1656 | Use you legs honey! | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
1657 | I’m taking it where humans can’t find it” | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
1658 | And you think YOUR employer is at risk of going under?! | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
1659 | Why don't you shrug it off, Atlas? | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
1660 | Dear, don't forget your mask. | 1.3581 | 0.04599 | 148 | 101 | 41 | 6 |
1661 | Why did I ever agree to a 5th Floor walkup? | 1.3581 | 0.04698 | 148 | 102 | 39 | 7 |
1662 | I told you, I'm an "'Essential Worker'! | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
1663 | Don't let the door hit me in the axis. | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
1664 | Recycling or waste? | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1665 | I'd offer to help, but they said 6 feet apart. | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
1666 | Screw this, I'm starting over | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
1667 | No, I can't see your slip. | 1.3581 | 0.05339 | 148 | 109 | 25 | 14 |
1668 | It eats too much and just makes a mess. It’s going back! | 1.3581 | 0.05339 | 148 | 109 | 25 | 14 |
1669 | It came with a 4.543 billion years risk-free money-back guarantee | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
1670 | Honey...Dr. Fauci needs it..I will have it back November 4th. | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
1671 | You're right! It feels SO much better with the ice cap on L-5! | 1.3576 | 0.05003 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 11 |
1672 | When you said let's celebrate Earth Day, I thought a toga party would be fun. | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
1673 | It needs medical attention. | 1.3566 | 0.04903 | 143 | 100 | 35 | 8 |
1674 | You’re not carrying that correctly... | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1675 | I never took the tag off. I’m trying to get a refund” | 1.3562 | 0.04373 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1676 | Just don’t eat all the banana bread while I’m gone. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1677 | why does this doorway just open to the white abyss” | 1.3562 | 0.04373 | 146 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
1678 | You can do it, put your back into it.” | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1679 | Just bring it back in one piece” | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1680 | I’m taking this to get rebooted. The 2020 version has a virus.” | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 110 | 20 | 14 |
1681 | They pick up on Tuesdays." | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1682 | The grandkids won’t want it anyway.” | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1683 | Now where are you going? They said to stay home.” | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1684 | God, I hate it when Atlas works from home.” | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1685 | We don’t have space in the house for all of earth and its issues.” | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1686 | You can't bring that in till you wipe it down! | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
1687 | “Don’t come begging me to come back when ‘Mapquest’ disappoints you!” | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1688 | Uber eats delivery for Jeff Bezos | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1689 | can you tie my mask on for me? | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1690 | I'm getting a refund!! Did not look like the 2020 pictured online at all!!" | 1.3562 | 0.04151 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
1691 | I’m an essential worker too, KAREN! | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1692 | I don't know. It just didn't spark joy. | 1.3562 | 0.04785 | 146 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1693 | How many times have I told you, The earth is flat. Go bring back the flat one. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1694 | Somehow keeps getting heavier. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
1695 | Honey, don’t you think it’s time to hand it off to a new generation | 1.3562 | 0.04151 | 146 | 98 | 45 | 3 |
1696 | It’s always “Atlas go to the store, Atlas hold the earth.” | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1697 | The world is not going to carry itself | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1698 | Good Luck !We’re all counting on you... | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1699 | Zeus said this is the last step of the unemployment process | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1700 | Apparently this is “essential.” | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1701 | Sisyphus at least put pants on... the neighbors might see you! | 1.3562 | 0.03603 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1702 | It’s garbage night. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1703 | It's just not giving me joy anymore! | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1704 | I told you my job is important | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1705 | This 7pm clap is really going to your head, Greg. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1706 | I’m just going to toss this one and start over” | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1707 | Hope this is still under warranty.” | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1708 | Atlas, Smug | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1709 | For the last time, it was not a shrug. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1710 | This is the last time I try to work from home. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1711 | Do I tell you not to drop your coffee? | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1712 | Sorry hun, it's this rotating schedule they have us on. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1713 | I'll see what it fetches on the secondary market. It's pretty damaged. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1714 | I'm leaving you, Debra. And I'm taking THIS with me. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
1715 | Don't forget, the physical therapist said to keep your core engaged or you'll hurt your back again. | 1.3562 | 0.04318 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
1716 | No one who wears bunny slippers could possibly understand. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
1717 | Could be worse. The Pluto guy already got laid off. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1718 | No, I ‘m fine. It’s usually just North America that gives me spasms. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1719 | I’m trading it in before the warranty expires in November. | 1.3562 | 0.04883 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1720 | I already told you... They consider me an 'essential employee.' | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1721 | Are the polar caps dripping down my back? | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1722 | I've got a cute what? | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1723 | This stopped sparking joy long ago. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1724 | I can't quite reach that itch. Could you please scratch by Madagascar? I'll just trigger tsunamis trying to do it myself. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1725 | Gotta go find a turtle to stand on. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1726 | Trash or recycling? | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1727 | I don't see how this is an essential service. | 1.3562 | 0.04094 | 146 | 105 | 35 | 6 |
1728 | Apparently it's a Google-Earth infringement. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1729 | I’ll turn it around and be back tomorrow. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1730 | Edna was never one to pass up a generous return policy. | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1731 | Just gonna toss this in the trash and start over. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1732 | At least someone views me as essential. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1733 | Are you sure you can't work from home? Nobody will notice. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1734 | It’s not the end of the world if I’m late. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
1735 | I hope they're accepting returns. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
1736 | I'm considered an essential worker. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1737 | Now you try to have a nice day at the office, dear. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1738 | If you wanted someone with fire in his belly, maybe you should have married my brother! | 1.3562 | 0.03537 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1739 | I feel like I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1740 | A man of the world draws the line at bunny slippers. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1741 | I'm getting rid of this coronavirus once and for all. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1742 | It could have worse, it could have been Jupiter. You want to get the door, dear. | 1.3562 | 0.03259 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1743 | You’re going to lecture me on burdens? | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1744 | I can't shrug this off, I'm essential... | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1745 | I should have taken this to recycling earlier. | 1.3562 | 0.05073 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
1746 | I'm taking this somewhere safe while you're protesting to get a haircut. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1747 | Yeah yeah, I'm the original 'over the shoulder boulder holder'. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1748 | Can you help me turn this sideways? The South Pole is making my ass freeze. | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1749 | And you thought the news was heavy | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1750 | Maybe if you hadn’t created such a monster it wouldn’t be so heavy. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
1751 | What do you mean I look like I have the world on my shoulders? | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1752 | Honey, wouldn't be easier if it was flat? | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1753 | And make sure Hermès takes out the garbage. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1754 | I’m complaining to Zeus—if I have to go in while everyone else is working from home, the least they can do is give me a mask | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1755 | No for the last time, I am not going to wear a mask! | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1756 | I just wish Ayn would make up her damn mind about the cover. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1757 | Try Not To Bring Your Work Home With You Again, Dear” | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1758 | Ayn- You’re the one that started this when your order for 'the best ever bunny slippers' arrived and you told me not to drop the ball that came with them. | 1.3562 | 0.00687 | 146 | 118 | 21 | 7 |
1759 | I'll hold that while you put on your mask. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1760 | At least Sisyphus gets a break once in awhile. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1761 | On the bright side, at least there's no traffic. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1762 | It's summer solstice. Don't wait up for me. | 1.3562 | 0.04208 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1763 | My burden is nothing compared to living under this roof. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
1764 | Look honey, our new world order arrived. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
1765 | Yes, I do carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1766 | Sorry, but I already have Google Maps. | 1.3562 | 0.03469 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1767 | I think its time we talked about your god complex. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1768 | Of course “eternity” includes pandemics. I’ll be home for dinner. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1769 | Herb got the role of Diogenes. All he has to carry is a 2-pound lantern. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1770 | How the hell am I supposed to keep social distance and swipe my MetroCard at the same time. Helen, where's my mask? | 1.3562 | 0.02329 | 146 | 108 | 34 | 4 |
1771 | Zeus be damned . . . I‘m calling OSHA today! | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1772 | You know you're going to have to disinfect that, too. | 1.3562 | 0.04263 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1773 | Of course I acknowledge your poetry takes work, too. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1774 | Just so you know, my dear--this is the burden of being right ALL THE TIME. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1775 | I don't care how pretty it looks. If they can't get Asia right, I'm returning it. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
1776 | Perhaps you should roll this down to the elevator! | 1.3562 | 0.01749 | 146 | 116 | 23 | 7 |
1777 | As a matter of fact, it is the weight of the world that I'm carrying. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1778 | Zeus decided I'm essential. Go figure. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1779 | If I get it, the whole world suffers. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
1780 | I'll text you when I find out who screwed this up. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
1781 | If they would just lay off the carbs, is all I'm saying. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1782 | Wouldn't it be easier if you just shrugged it off? | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
1783 | Oh, and can you take the garbage out before you leave? | 1.3562 | 0.04151 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1784 | Stop the damn singing, Marge, it's not such a small world after all. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
1785 | Yes, I could use Google Maps but I’m old school! | 1.3562 | 0.04979 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
1786 | Trust me, the kids are better off with a different one. | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1787 | 2021 negotiations start today | 1.3557 | 0.03758 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
1788 | You can't be Captain Planet today. They need a superhero with a mask..." | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
1789 | Jeez, you’d think you had the weight of the world on your back! | 1.3557 | 0.03818 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1790 | Don’t forget we’ve got dinner with my mother tonight.” | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1791 | Do you think Goodwill will take this?” | 1.3557 | 0.05223 | 149 | 109 | 27 | 13 |
1792 | Monday is recycling, right? | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1793 | . "Yes Elizabeth, I am too considered an essential worker..." | 1.3557 | 0.04673 | 149 | 103 | 39 | 7 |
1794 | Sure, I'll pick up some groceries on my way home. Anything else? | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1795 | Why do I always have to take out the trash? | 1.3557 | 0.03935 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1796 | According to your costume, your "world" should still be flat! | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1797 | It looks like rain, take a jacket | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1798 | My chiropractor says I just need more comfortable shoes. | 1.3557 | 0.03758 | 149 | 107 | 36 | 6 |
1799 | Really, Atlas - you remember that but not your mask? | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1800 | I know you have a lot on your mind,but the doctor says always lift with your legs or you'll throw your back out again! | 1.3557 | 0.04769 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 8 |
1801 | I’ll be at Rockefeller Center. Do you needs anything at Saks? | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1802 | Don't wait up -- I'm going bowling with Sisyphus. | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 112 | 23 | 14 |
1803 | It wasn't any better flat. | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1804 | What do you mean, can I stop off at the grocery store? | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1805 | Yep. That styrofoam globe really completes the metaphor Fred | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
1806 | You can have it back when you learn to play nice | 1.3557 | 0.04769 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 8 |
1807 | I’m Taking it in to the shop for repairs.” | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
1808 | You could at least hold the door.” | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1809 | At least it’s lighter than my emotional bagage” | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1810 | And don’t forget the milk on your way home dear.” | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1811 | Get off my back!” | 1.3542 | 0.03749 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
1812 | “Your fly is open dear” | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1813 | I’m an essential worker” | 1.3542 | 0.04619 | 144 | 101 | 36 | 7 |
1814 | Is it recycling day already? | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1815 | I told you not to bring that home with you. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1816 | « I told you not to order on line. It’s never like the picture » | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1817 | Atlas Left | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1818 | No longer bringing you joy, huh? | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1819 | On the 36th day of social distancing, Margaret couldn’t help but notice that Jim’s anxieties were manifesting more elaborately than in the previous week. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1820 | A #HoneyDo list? Really?! As If I don’t have enough on my back... | 1.3542 | 0.04459 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1821 | I can't work from home, Susan!" | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1822 | 'It isn't sparking joy anymore." | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1823 | Hon, I’m leaving and I’m taking my whole world with me.” | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
1824 | Alexa, this is the wrong New World Ordered. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1825 | You can’t leave now, the world is staying at home | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1826 | They sold me the wrong one. They told me this one was, “Self-reliant and I only needed to check on it now-and-then.” | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1827 | Don’t forget to sanitise the door now.” | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1828 | Babe, this Covid thing...Zeus said a punishment but c’mon! | 1.3542 | 0.02951 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1829 | No, I don't need a bag, Marge! | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1830 | Every time you go out with your Titan friends, you get in trouble" | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
1831 | Well, some of us can’t work from home | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1832 | Can you close the door for me, honey ? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1833 | I think my underwear is on backwards | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1834 | May I take a load off, Annie?” | 1.3542 | 0.00697 | 144 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1835 | After six weeks in isolation with you and the ‘many robes of Debra,’ I’m ready to get back to my eternal punishment.” | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1836 | You forgot your mask honey. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1837 | Just shrug it off? Nice, Ayn. Heartless much? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1838 | ...it WASN'T a shrug, OK?...it just slipped! | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
1839 | What!? I’m an essential worker! | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1840 | I'm starting to think it's not worth it anymore. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1841 | Yeah, yeah. Another day with the world at your fingertips. | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
1842 | I’ll be back in time for Rachel Maddow | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1843 | Can I at least keep Iceland? | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1844 | Betsy, scientists agree that global distancing is crucial to flattening the curve! | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1845 | Apparently I'm considered an essential worker. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1846 | OK. OK. No more excuses- I'll exchange it for a better one. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1847 | If I fail to hold it up the consequences will be beyond what anyone can predict. Despots will reign over us, disease will spread, the economy will fall. Well, it's too late to stop that Bob, so why don't you put that thing down and have breakfast. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1848 | I don't know and I don't care...Ayn! | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1849 | Thanks for having the door widened. | 1.3542 | 0.03264 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1850 | Yeah, yeah. I'm the "Great Atlas, but would it hurt you if you'd open the damn door? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1851 | So why am I considered an "essential worker" and Zeus gets to sleep in all day? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1852 | I'm determined to find something it can revolve around besides me. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1853 | Shoot, Mildred, I forgot my damned mask! | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1854 | The doctor says I have a case of spinal Tierra del Fuego. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1855 | My trainer said I could use any weights I found at home. | 1.3542 | 0.04723 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
1856 | I’m taking it back. Do you even know where this thing has been? | 1.3542 | 0.03189 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
1857 | It's warmer, but it sure ain't any lighter... | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1858 | You knew when you took this job, Sisyphus, that you couldn’t work from home. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1859 | Next time its your turn to take it out | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1860 | If anyone expects me to shrug, they can forget it. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
1861 | After work I’m headed to the chiropractor. | 1.3542 | 0.04235 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1862 | Heavier than usual. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1863 | With everyone staying home, it just seems heavier somehow. | 1.3542 | 0.04925 | 144 | 104 | 30 | 10 |
1864 | Oh, darn, hand me that moon, will you? | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1865 | OK Sisyphus don’t drop it. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1866 | Id I'd love to get you bagels but can't you see I have the weight of the world on my back? | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1867 | hand me my briefcase, will you? | 1.3542 | 0.04235 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1868 | Remember, don't forget the toilet paper. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1869 | I feel like I need more sensible shoes. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1870 | I'm going to unload it. It just doesn't spark joy anymore. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
1871 | No I can’t do my job from home. And yes it is essential. | 1.3542 | 0.04235 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
1872 | My butt is bigger than my shoulders, that's why. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1873 | You know you could fucking help instead of saying shit like “your arm in on Brazil.” | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1874 | I’m taking this out to the garbage; the ice caps are melting all over the floor | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1875 | I said that I will TRY to remember the cat food... | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1876 | You know there's an app for that. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1877 | With the addition of the COVID-19 virus, this world has become a lot heavier. | 1.3542 | 0.01548 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1878 | I'll be late. I''m meeting Sisyphus for a beer. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
1879 | Mr. Bigshot, who wouldn't pay for the navigation upgrade for the new car! | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1880 | I didn't mean to insult you Arnold. I just meant that Sisyphus might have a somewhat better technique. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1881 | Honey, you dropped Rhode Island. | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
1882 | When I get back from carrying the world on my shoulders, I want you to wear nothing but a tunic—but keep the bunny slippers on. | 1.3542 | 0.05212 | 144 | 107 | 24 | 13 |
1883 | Maybe Atlas shrugged but that's not my style. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1884 | Yes, I won't forget about the cannoli. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1885 | Gone are the days of crowding into subway cars. | 1.3542 | 0.03033 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1886 | The global warming is really doing wonders for my back. | 1.3542 | 0.04619 | 144 | 101 | 36 | 7 |
1887 | I saw a lighter, blow up version at the dollar store. | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
1888 | Because it’s Earth Day, Karen!” | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 103 | 36 | 8 |
1889 | You might want to try Uber XL | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
1890 | I can’t believe I’m still going into the office either | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
1891 | It used to spark joy.” | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
1892 | Not as clever as a lever. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
1893 | I don’t care if he did promise it to you. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
1894 | No, Rhea, you can't just retire in my line of work. | 1.3537 | 0.04660 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1895 | This thing’s getting too hot to handle. | 1.3537 | 0.05358 | 147 | 109 | 24 | 14 |
1896 | I’m heading out to find a hand basket. | 1.3537 | 0.04904 | 147 | 104 | 34 | 9 |
1897 | I'm sorry, but Donald says it's his. | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1898 | I'll be home late. I've got a gig at Rockefeller Center. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
1899 | Couldn’t they let you just bring wind or fire this time? | 1.3537 | 0.05358 | 147 | 109 | 24 | 14 |
1900 | You know what happen the last time you dropped it | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1901 | Well Atlas didn’t have sciatica, OK? | 1.3537 | 0.04808 | 147 | 103 | 36 | 8 |
1902 | I'm an essential worker--I can't work from home in MY bunny slippers! | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
1903 | “Sorry, wrong house, this is not where Bezos lives” | 1.3533 | 0.04928 | 150 | 107 | 33 | 10 |
1904 | The coral reefs give the itch on my lower back great relief! | 1.3533 | 0.04928 | 150 | 107 | 33 | 10 |
1905 | Martha — enough. I know I should have boughten the sandals with arch support in them, okay?” | 1.3521 | 0.00707 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1906 | Ok, ok... You can handle it. Now, please have a break, your coffee is getting cold" | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1907 | I must be off For Zeus has plighted me with essential work | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1908 | I don’t like it either, but they said I was essential.” | 1.3521 | 0.03269 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1909 | Be careful carrying that. It's fragile. I think made in China." | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
1910 | Oh sure, I'll just swing by the store to pick up a few things" | 1.3521 | 0.04967 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
1911 | Some things you just can’t do online! | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
1912 | I didn’t realize you meant “carrying the world on your shoulders” literally.” | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
1913 | ...About to unload on my therapist | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1914 | You should see a doctor about that. It looks cancerous. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1915 | You wouldn’t understand dear, I’m an essential employee.” | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1916 | Atlas got furloughed” | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1917 | Don't worry, I'll get the door." | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1918 | I don't know why you even bother, Attie. They've never given you any credit. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1919 | "I'm taking this somewhere safe" | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1920 | This damn virus comes up and Zeus still makes me go to work | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1921 | Give it back | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1922 | You’ll hurt your back carrying it that way. Put it on your shoulders. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1923 | The judge said you could keep the apartment Helen. This is MINE!" | 1.3521 | 0.04492 | 142 | 96 | 42 | 4 |
1924 | But I'm telling you they won't HAVE a replacement for this one." | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1925 | I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone. | 1.3521 | 0.04084 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1926 | Honey, it’s been a long quarantine. I just need a little space. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1927 | No it's ok, I got it | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1928 | Shouldn’t you be wearing pants?” | 1.3521 | 0.03192 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1929 | Yes Karen, I’m sure this one does not bring joy” | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1930 | It needs to go back for repairs | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1931 | Yeah, it’s heavy.” | 1.3521 | 0.04602 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
1932 | Good luck saving the world (again) today, honey” | 1.3521 | 0.03269 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1933 | “I realized it just didn’t spark joy.” | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1934 | There are easier ways to keep people 6 feet away from you | 1.3521 | 0.01094 | 142 | 112 | 24 | 6 |
1935 | I'm taking it to the cleaners, on the President's orders. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1936 | Oh, I see you're taking the whole World out with you again! You never take me anywhere! | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1937 | I know you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders, but if you're going out, put on some pants. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1938 | Yeah, OK, I’ll try to return it. You’re SURE it’s the Jupiter model you want? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1939 | Relax, as long as I keep her 6 feet apart from other celestial bodies it's ok. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1940 | You are not fooling anyone Bob, you are the most selfish person I know! | 1.3521 | 0.04655 | 142 | 100 | 35 | 7 |
1941 | Not now Ethel, I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1942 | Don't be ridiculous, how can I compost it after all they've done? I'm bringing it right to the dump! | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1943 | I have that itch again, honey! | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1944 | Atlas, come back to bed! It’s the weekend. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1945 | Where's the recycling? | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1946 | They’ll only need me about ten or 15 more years, tops. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1947 | I thought you said you had the world on a string | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1948 | Compared to living with you, it's easy. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1949 | Answer me now....Does this really look flat to you?” | 1.3521 | 0.04967 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
1950 | I'll be right back...I'm just putting out the trash. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1951 | You can keep the atlas. | 1.3521 | 0.03699 | 142 | 101 | 35 | 5 |
1952 | I know, I know, you did it for decades. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
1953 | No, I cannot pick up a quart of milk on the way home. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1954 | Yes, I KNOW it's supposed to be on my shoulders but it keeps slipping. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1955 | Be happy you can't see the moon. | 1.3521 | 0.01922 | 142 | 107 | 31 | 4 |
1956 | Pythagoras needs a visual aid ok? | 1.3521 | 0.03896 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1957 | No Sisyphus, going up & down in an elevator doesn't count. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1958 | We don't keep the tree after Christmas, do we? | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1959 | And now you're harping about the trash I forgot to put out yesterday? | 1.3521 | 0.04436 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1960 | If the U.S. won't do it, someone has to. | 1.3521 | 0.04602 | 142 | 97 | 40 | 5 |
1961 | Maybe you are carrying the weight of the world, but the outfit isn't exactly Business casual. | 1.3521 | 0.05492 | 142 | 106 | 22 | 14 |
1962 | I know my phone has Google Maps, but I prefer it this way. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1963 | Funny. I don't feel essential. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1964 | Just...remind me how everything will be better when women rule the world? | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1965 | Maybe, they will name a book after me? | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
1966 | Do you think the charades group will get it when I shrug? | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
1967 | And don’t come back until you solve the climate crisis “ | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1968 | Harold, honestly! Everybody knows that's a beach ball! | 1.3521 | 0.05492 | 142 | 106 | 22 | 14 |
1969 | And don't bring it back until it's fixed. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1970 | No, I will not pick a little something up for dinner on the way home. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1971 | When we got married he promised me the moon. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
1972 | Ok, I'll go shrug somewhere else, then. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1973 | Another Earth Day come and gone. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1974 | Did you sanitize that? | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
1975 | Atlas, honey, stop trying to keep up with Sisyphus next door. | 1.3521 | 0.05400 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
1976 | Would it be the end of the world if you took the garbage out once in a while? | 1.3521 | 0.04492 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
1977 | Something’s tingling. I think North Korea just shot something into my back again. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1978 | I’m telling you I’m not being sarcastic. I just hope you enjoy your coffee. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
1979 | Dang, the recycling truck has already been by! | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1980 | I'll go. You have enough to worry about. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1981 | Of course I have to work Earth Day parties. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1982 | Don't worry. The planet keeps me warm. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
1983 | For heaven's sake, would you get the door? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1984 | No! I won't forget to wash my hands! | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1985 | I should be home for dinner at 6 tonight. Right now I've got to get the world off my back, Honey. | 1.3521 | 0.03766 | 142 | 100 | 38 | 4 |
1986 | Mother warned me not to marry someone so worldly. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
1987 | Please don't tell our neighbors its a beach ball | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
1988 | I know the Whie House doesn't understand metaphors, but I've gotta try, don't I? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1989 | I guess the world wasn't big enough for the both of us | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
1990 | "I think we need to revisit the definition of 'Essential Service.'" | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
1991 | I can’t believe you didn’t notice my new slippers. Do you even care? | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
1992 | I have to go into the office, boss said I’m an essential worker.” | 1.3517 | 0.03323 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1993 | WHO has the whole world in its hands?" | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
1994 | And pick up a roll of toilet paper on your way home. | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
1995 | You know we have those online now, right...?" | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
1996 | It no longer brings me joy.” | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
1997 | Guess who just spewed carbon emissions all over the carpet. | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
1998 | You messed it up..so I'm taking it back! | 1.3517 | 0.04847 | 145 | 102 | 35 | 8 |
1999 | The name is Sisyphus, not syphilis. | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
2000 | Greek myth, Greek schmyth. This is no way to make a living. | 1.3517 | 0.04646 | 145 | 100 | 39 | 6 |
2001 | Because that lazy turtle called in sick again, Helen, THAT’S why I have to go to work on a Saturday. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2002 | Fine. I’ll just go get a new one. | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
2003 | Karen Shrugged | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
2004 | Atlas retired | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
2005 | Where in the world are you going? | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
2006 | Just another nurse heading to work... | 1.3500 | 0.02250 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
2007 | The Earth is a lot closer to Uranus than I thought!” | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2008 | You weren’t listening. I said this has been the WAIT of the world. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
2009 | Atlas! That better not be your good robe! The Pacific Ocean will stain the fabric." | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2010 | This just doesn’t spark joy anymore | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
2011 | Yes, Mary, the world needs a break from quarentine time, so I gotta take it out for a walk." | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
2012 | But all you have to do is stay home...” | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
2013 | Make sure you maintain a healthy ergonomic position even while working from home. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
2014 | '"It was a lot easier when the world was smaller." | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
2015 | You know, the world doesn't revolve around you, Jim? | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
2016 | Don't Ask. Don't Tell | 1.3500 | 0.04525 | 140 | 95 | 41 | 4 |
2017 | You would think there would be an app for this by now. | 1.3500 | 0.04692 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
2018 | I get it. It doesn’t spark joy anymore. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
2019 | When they said Visit the Museum at Home, I wasn’t expecting this | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2020 | I'm leaving you Ester. I deserve to be treated like a god. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
2021 | This time try rolling it downhill | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
2022 | Why am I the only one who seems to do any work around here? | 1.3500 | 0.04637 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
2023 | No they don't have any ankle support but I want to complete the look. | 1.3500 | 0.04292 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
2024 | So I made a few elementary mistakes -- you didn't have to return the whole thing. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
2025 | Do me a favor. The next time they ask for volunteers, keep me out of it. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
2026 | I swear to God, Mildred, I can’t believe you put this in the damn dryer. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2027 | You know there is an app for that now. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
2028 | And take those bunny slippers off before the Zeuses arrive for dinner! | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2029 | For Christ’s sake, Doris, I’ve got this. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
2030 | Oh deity stop exaggerating its just an epithet. | 1.3497 | 0.04682 | 143 | 99 | 38 | 6 |
2031 | This new Google Maps update is killing my back." | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2032 | I’d trade the world for something lighter. | 1.3497 | 0.02165 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
2033 | Don’t worry. I can get the door too.” | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2034 | ...because it’s my job, Karen, that’s ‘WHY’” | 1.3497 | 0.04938 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
2035 | Where’s your mask | 1.3497 | 0.04938 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
2036 | Just don't tell anyone I put it down while I was here. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
2037 | sisyphus wasn’t joking | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2038 | Quit with the melodramatics. You’re just going out to find toilet paper.” | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
2039 | And thus Atlas set off to the protests outside the flat earther convention | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
2040 | Fineee, I'll disinfect it first | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2041 | I’ll leave it by the plastic trash container”. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
2042 | Well, at least They consider it 'essential'! | 1.3497 | 0.04786 | 143 | 100 | 36 | 7 |
2043 | The least you can do is wish me luck! | 1.3497 | 0.04241 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
2044 | No, I'm not running out to get you an everything bagel. | 1.3497 | 0.04182 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
2045 | EARTH DAY, SHMEARTH DAY! | 1.3497 | 0.05459 | 143 | 107 | 22 | 14 |
2046 | Honey, I can feel a cold draft. I think I forgot my boxers. | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
2047 | I’m taking this thing in to get the bugs fixed | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2048 | I still think we should have gone with UPS | 1.3497 | 0.04355 | 143 | 101 | 36 | 6 |
2049 | It's time to talk about downsizing. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2050 | Of course I've thought of a backpack, there's just that little photosynthesis issue. | 1.3497 | 0.04682 | 143 | 99 | 38 | 6 |
2051 | My PT says this will do a world of good for my back. | 1.3497 | 0.03330 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
2052 | Earth day again! When are they going to celebrate Atlas day? | 1.3497 | 0.04576 | 143 | 98 | 40 | 5 |
2053 | I'll be glad when Amazon's delivery service has capacity. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
2054 | Can't you see I have a lot on my hind? | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
2055 | Pluto would've been lighter. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2056 | Don't forget to pick up milk and eggs on your way home. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
2057 | I know. I know. Don’t shrug. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
2058 | “I get it. You’re busy. But Martha told me at book club that even Zeus picks up the drycleaning.” | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
2059 | This Google Maps gig is harder than I thought. | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
2060 | I'm off to my spinning class. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
2061 | Why can’t you just get off my back when I’m going to work? | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
2062 | A little help– Mildred, a little help? | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
2063 | Well, honey, as of today it seems that the world is no longer your Oyster... | 1.3478 | 0.03658 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
2064 | You had only one job, Human. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
2065 | Honey, have you read Ayn Rand?" | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 97 | 34 | 7 |
2066 | The warranty allows for a full refund if returned within 90 days.” | 1.3478 | 0.04949 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
2067 | The earth day is finished. Time to get rid of decorations! | 1.3478 | 0.04841 | 138 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
2068 | Wait, you’re forgetting your mask | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
2069 | Don’t bring that thing into the house unless you plan on taking care of it!” | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
2070 | It’s just a glitch - should be able to fix this in a few days. I’ll give you a call when it’s ready.” | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
2071 | I saw a cheaper one on amazon | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 97 | 34 | 7 |
2072 | Why do you always have to be the one to carry the weight of the world on your back? | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
2073 | You’re not going out dressed like that are you?” | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 97 | 34 | 7 |
2074 | I’m going to use this time to get in shape” | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
2075 | It’s only a big deal when HE shrugs” | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
2076 | I get it, you’re into crossfit.” | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 97 | 34 | 7 |
2077 | Sometimes you just have to let it roll off your back ...” | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
2078 | At least there’s job security in my line of work | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
2079 | I’m getting too old for this crap. | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
2080 | It’s no problem at all, as it gets warmer, it gets lighter! | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
2081 | I’m taking it back. It’s defective. | 1.3478 | 0.04617 | 138 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
2082 | My trainer said to use whatever weights I have. | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
2083 | I just cleaned the house. Get that bug infested thing out of here! | 1.3478 | 0.05409 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 12 |
2084 | Do you think Newton could help me with this thing? | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
2085 | You had to set the Himalayas right on my lumbar, didn't you? | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
2086 | I never should have agreed to take care of this thing. | 1.3478 | 0.05409 | 138 | 102 | 24 | 12 |
2087 | How about a little help? You are Mother Nature after all. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
2088 | Forgot your atlas, Atlas? | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
2089 | Sure, I’m bitter. Not all of us can work from home, Merriam. | 1.3478 | 0.04895 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
2090 | I can't stay home - I'm essential! | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
2091 | If you don't want it, I'll dump it in that vacant orbit between Venus and Mars. | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
2092 | Eons of service and I know I'm going to end up as a start-up logo. | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
2093 | I said I'm FINE Ayn. Enough! | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
2094 | Make the world go away, and get it off my shoulders. Say the things you used to say, and make the world go away." | 1.3478 | 0.03435 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
2095 | Do I care if I ever meet Ayn Rand? Eh. | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
2096 | Return shipping? Oh hell no. I’ll take back myself. | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
2097 | Yes, quite heavy. | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
2098 | You knew I was a Globetrotter when you married me. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
2099 | The giant turtle got sick | 1.3478 | 0.05409 | 138 | 102 | 24 | 12 |
2100 | I alone can fix this! | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
2101 | His plan was to leave it with the humans, but they gave him no choice but to take it back | 1.3475 | 0.05325 | 141 | 104 | 25 | 12 |
2102 | It’s not all Netflix and #quarantinis when you’re an essential employee, Mildred. | 1.3475 | 0.04826 | 141 | 99 | 35 | 7 |
2103 | Watch the door | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
2104 | Couldn't you just Google Earth? | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
2105 | Just trying to contribute, Margaret. Could you close the door? | 1.3472 | 0.04759 | 144 | 101 | 36 | 7 |
2106 | And after you get rid of that you can clean the cat litter. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
2107 | Fine, forget the statue, but can’t you at least take a picture of me holding it...?” | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
2108 | Over my dead body you’re getting half of my worldly possessions in this divorce, Karen. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2109 | Don’t bring that back in the house until the people are nicer.” | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
2110 | You know, I don’t know what they’d do if I dropped the ball. | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
2111 | Back to the drawing board | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
2112 | "I was trying to make a romantic gesture, Karen." | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
2113 | I'm going to return this. It has a virus" | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
2114 | Why are they protesting? Don’t they know I’m essential?! | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
2115 | No kiss goodbye?” “I got my hands a little full here.” This was the moment that Atlas’ wife new the romance was gone. | 1.3456 | 0.04159 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2116 | Oh yeah? Can your Equinox trainer do this? | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2117 | I’ll be right back taking out the trash | 1.3456 | 0.03442 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
2118 | I'm off to the chiropractor | 1.3456 | 0.00738 | 136 | 109 | 22 | 5 |
2119 | Dont drop it again dear, you know what happened last time. | 1.3456 | 0.05461 | 136 | 101 | 23 | 12 |
2120 | You could have told me your apartment was on the eighteenth floor!" | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
2121 | This planet does not spark joy | 1.3456 | 0.04159 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
2122 | You know, I can live with the weight of the word on my shoulders, and even with wearing this dress, but, c'mon, argyle socks?" | 1.3456 | 0.02930 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
2123 | Honey, they said we need to let go of our worldly possessions” | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2124 | Let’s see how long until someone asks if it’s real” | 1.3456 | 0.04712 | 136 | 94 | 37 | 5 |
2125 | Oh, and I suppose you know a better way? | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
2126 | Oh, I see you have discovered ‘women’s work’ | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2127 | Babe, the recycling bin is the blue one... | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2128 | Oh, never mind. Weight was never the problem | 1.3456 | 0.04992 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
2129 | You’re just going to vote. | 1.3456 | 0.04474 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
2130 | Too much maintenance. I'm trading it for Mars. | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
2131 | Let me guess -- carry the world on your own? | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
2132 | Atlas never wore a mask! | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
2133 | The world may be getting smaller but if you ask me it's not small enough. | 1.3456 | 0.04712 | 136 | 94 | 37 | 5 |
2134 | I'll have it back in a week. | 1.3456 | 0.03888 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
2135 | If you say ‘organic’ to me one more time... | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
2136 | You'll have to take the dog for a walk today. I can't do everything. | 1.3456 | 0.03958 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2137 | i'll be lucky if i can trade it for some toilet paper | 1.3456 | 0.05206 | 136 | 101 | 24 | 11 |
2138 | I know, I know...I won't be home late. Heaven forbid I miss dinner and charades with the Hendersons. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2139 | Honey, could you get my mask and put it on for me? | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2140 | You're supposed to carry it on your shoulders. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
2141 | YOU feel like you have the weight of the world on YOUR shoulders?? | 1.3456 | 0.03280 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
2142 | Still got some bugs. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
2143 | Yes, yes, I know. Greenland is NOT the same size as Africa. I’ll fix that straight away. | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
2144 | It's like you think I revolve around you sometimes | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
2145 | Maybe it will be easier to carry on your shoulders | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
2146 | Yeah well ... for next year’s science fair, I’m drawing the line at a Kuiper Belt Object. | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
2147 | Amazon messed up my order again. My son ordered the Jupiter globe, not the Earth | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2148 | Pick up bread on your way home. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
2149 | Disinfect my shoulders? What are you, a communist? | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
2150 | That new guy, Sisyphus. His idea. | 1.3456 | 0.04595 | 136 | 93 | 39 | 4 |
2151 | Essential smenshel. I wanna work from home, too. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
2152 | It’s 7,917.5 miles in diameter, and YOU want me to pick up the dry cleaning. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
2153 | Be sure: this is the last time I bring my toys to play with you, Pandora. | 1.3456 | 0.05461 | 136 | 101 | 23 | 12 |
2154 | I'm having lunch today with Sisyphus. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
2155 | This seems to keep getting heavier. | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
2156 | I’m gonna go hang with Sisyphus. Don’t wait up. “ | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
2157 | He complains about carrying the weight of the world on his back, but not once has he tried rolling it. | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
2158 | You’re supposed to use your shoulders not your back | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
2159 | I thought I was your earthly delight. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
2160 | Don’t wait up for me tonight, dear. | 1.3453 | 0.03099 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
2161 | I can tell you Amazon is not taking this back - what the hell were you thinking? | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
2162 | I’m a walking Atlas. Trust me, I’ll get there. | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 103 | 24 | 11 |
2163 | The world may be shrinking, but it's still just as dense. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
2164 | There's a comet in the forecast. I may be home early. | 1.3453 | 0.04297 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
2165 | You do realize no chiropractor will see you until 2021 at the earliest... | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
2166 | No I can’t pick up milk on my way home tonight. | 1.3446 | 0.05226 | 148 | 110 | 25 | 13 |
2167 | Wait - you forgot to put on your mask! | 1.3438 | 0.04611 | 160 | 114 | 37 | 9 |
2168 | How long before the replacement arrives? | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
2169 | This is the last time I put Earth in your care! | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
2170 | That's it, I'm joining a flat Earth society. | 1.3433 | 0.05616 | 134 | 101 | 20 | 13 |
2171 | Take the receipt, or they won’t accept it back | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
2172 | This one does not spark joy.” | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
2173 | It needs my help! | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
2174 | I can't see it, I can only feel it. Does it look infected to you? | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
2175 | Some days it's lucky I don't pass any dumpsters. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
2176 | I've gotta get this back to work. | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
2177 | You’d shrug too if you saw what was going on back there. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
2178 | Your profile clearly stated you were the 'Earth mother' type. | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
2179 | Can’t complain. Getting lighter since those Fox News viewers have been taking hydroxychloroquine. | 1.3433 | 0.05715 | 134 | 102 | 18 | 14 |
2180 | You can help Zeus but you won’t clean the garage. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
2181 | Ya well, at least mine provide more traction then your bunny slippers | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
2182 | Remember dear, no shrugging" | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
2183 | You put the gift receipt in my wallet right, Tammy?” | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
2184 | Atlas out of quarantine ” | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
2185 | “I’ll be back in an hour, I’m taking this to the laundromat “ | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
2186 | If I’ve forgotten anything, just mail it | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
2187 | Told you not to trust the Greek | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
2188 | If you really need to have the weight of the world on you, please at least wash your hands after you’re done honey.” | 1.3431 | 0.02302 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
2189 | Oh yeah? Well I’m saving the world by staying at home and showering infrequently. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
2190 | Carry the world on your shoulders, not your back. | 1.3431 | 0.04797 | 137 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
2191 | Please stop nagging Pleione ! I promise to be careful...I know how fragile this place is! | 1.3431 | 0.04684 | 137 | 95 | 37 | 5 |
2192 | It's just a cough...I'm sure I'll be fine. | 1.3431 | 0.04797 | 137 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
2193 | Let me get rid of this one. It was one of my first ones. I used to do a lot of drugs back then. | 1.3431 | 0.05621 | 137 | 104 | 19 | 14 |
2194 | Can you please move your hand? I’m trying to read what the capital of Moldova is? | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
2195 | I'll let Him know that it doesn't spark joy in you anymore." | 1.3431 | 0.04684 | 137 | 95 | 37 | 5 |
2196 | It wasn't a shrug. My back hurts. | 1.3431 | 0.04797 | 137 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
2197 | Dang it wife! You knew this when you married me. Atlas is as Atlas does. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
2198 | This one got infected, I’m throwing it out.” | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
2199 | Real men don't ask for directions, Alexa! | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
2200 | You know you should really lift with your legs. | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
2201 | I’m sorry hon. I’d love to stay home with you but I’m essential. | 1.3427 | 0.04666 | 143 | 100 | 37 | 6 |
2202 | Just be happy you can work remotely. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
2203 | Same as ever! I work four billion years with no workplace incidents. Sisyphus keeps having to start over but H.R. never writes him up. | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
2204 | I’m gonna go find this Hercules fool.” | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
2205 | It feels a lot heavier these days, maybe it’s the ignorance” | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
2206 | Margaret, does my bum look big in this? | 1.3411 | 0.04733 | 129 | 89 | 36 | 4 |
2207 | they said all existential workers | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
2208 | It wasn't a shrug. I just get itchy in wool sweaters. | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
2209 | My father warned me, you’d never amount to nothing... its the same every day, roll it up the hill. At night, right back down again! I’ve had it, don’t you bring that back again... Sisyphus are you even listening to me!? | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
2210 | I'm getting a refund! | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
2211 | Who says I’m not essential? | 1.3411 | 0.04733 | 129 | 89 | 35 | 4 |
2212 | I know, I know. Shoulders, not back. | 1.3411 | 0.04733 | 129 | 89 | 36 | 4 |
2213 | Seems a bit heavier these days. | 1.3411 | 0.05391 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
2214 | Maybe if I roll it down Mount Olympus it will help" | 1.3411 | 0.03480 | 129 | 100 | 22 | 7 |
2215 | It’s a leap year so I’ll probably be home a bit late. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
2216 | Go save the world. I’ll be doing laundry. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
2217 | Well, Ayn, I shrug because this thing is heavy - you want to make a metaphor of that, be my guest. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
2218 | Please don't forget the eggs and milk. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
2219 | There’s a “no return” policy but I’ll see what I can do. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2220 | You know how many turtles I fought for this thing?" | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2221 | "Yeah, well, SOMEBODY has to do it." | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2222 | ‘You were right honey, this is harder than it looks’ | 1.3409 | 0.02238 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
2223 | My new boss said I needed to take on a heavier workload.” | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
2224 | I am going to let Greta take over for awhile. | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
2225 | He took the world, she kept everything else in the settlement. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2226 | Okay, but when can I expect it back? | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2227 | Don’t shrug this off | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
2228 | You’re right honey, this would be harder in heels... | 1.3409 | 0.04604 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
2229 | Damn Amazon 'Returns' | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2230 | Put it in the garage for a few days and throw your toga in the washing machine. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
2231 | Yes, Martha, I know I’m supposed to wear a face mask. But I’ve kinda got my hands full! | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2232 | It might not spark joy now but what if we miss it later?" | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
2233 | I told you we couldn’t afford it! | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
2234 | Yes, I’m lifting with my legs! | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
2235 | Watch your step | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
2236 | This is my last day unless they provide PPE. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
2237 | I HAVE to go in, Sylvia, I’m an essential worker. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2238 | How is this still essential? | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
2239 | I’m taking it back, everyone is ruining it. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
2240 | I'm going for a walk. Feels like I've got the weight of the world on my back... | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
2241 | I'm sorry, it looked different on the internet. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2242 | I thought the job description for Atlas was figurative. | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
2243 | The job sounded better when I thought it was about maps. | 1.3409 | 0.04789 | 132 | 92 | 35 | 5 |
2244 | Yes ma, I know... If they don't do returns then I'll try exchanging it for one that fits in better with the furniture. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2245 | I’ll be back for Mars in an hour. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
2246 | It just couldn’t stay flat, could it? | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2247 | ... I know, but we finally have health insurance. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2248 | Nothing is ever good enough for you. | 1.3409 | 0.03776 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
2249 | Covid or no covid, I can’t just shrug off my responsibilities. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2250 | Okay, okay. I'll stop bringing my work home. | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
2251 | Blue Marble," my arse | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
2252 | I'm tired of carrying all the weight around here | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
2253 | Still looks flat to me. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
2254 | It's supposed to be on your shoulders, not on your ass.. | 1.3409 | 0.05571 | 132 | 99 | 21 | 12 |
2255 | It doesn't seem that long ago . . . when you had the world on a string and the string around your finger . . . | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
2256 | I'm returning it. Complete piece of junk. | 1.3409 | 0.04071 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
2257 | oo! ow! ouch! blast this global warming! | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
2258 | Thank you for using 1-800-Got-Junk. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2259 | Your KNEES, not your Back! | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
2260 | I’m just not sure it’s considered essential, honey... | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
2261 | How about a kiss goodbye. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
2262 | Well, you said I need to carry my weight... | 1.3409 | 0.04789 | 132 | 92 | 35 | 5 |
2263 | Sorry, sir. Alexa, I meant to order AN atlas, not THE Atlas.” | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
2264 | But wait! Did you ask yourself if it still sparks joy?” | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
2265 | He’s got the whole world in his hands. “For the love of god, don’t drop it” | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
2266 | Going to take this to repair, need me to grab anything from the supermarket while I’m out?” | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
2267 | Oh no, don’t mind me, I’ll carry it all by myself, you just stand there and watch”. | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
2268 | I'm just taking it for recycling. | 1.3407 | 0.04481 | 135 | 92 | 40 | 3 |
2269 | Careful, it's fragile. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
2270 | Ugh stop worrying; it's mostly water weight. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
2271 | Saying I’m not that buff and that you don’t trust me should be two separate conversations. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
2272 | I’m thankful it’s inflatable. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
2273 | I said, "nice bunny slippers". See ya tonight. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
2274 | She wants to see other people | 1.3385 | 0.03631 | 130 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
2275 | Don’t be dramatic, I’ve been carrying it for decades” | 1.3385 | 0.04704 | 130 | 90 | 36 | 4 |
2276 | what are you going to do when you're not saving the world" | 1.3385 | 0.03869 | 130 | 94 | 32 | 4 |
2277 | Even with a receipt, I doubt they are going to take it back. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2278 | Don't forget to pick up some milk on your way home. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2279 | Who knew CrossFit would come in handy after all.” | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2280 | Hey dude, refrain. Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders.” | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
2281 | Jupiter? You said size didn’t matter!” | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2282 | I'll be back for Mercury tomorrow! | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2283 | The real punishment is the commute | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2284 | Despite daily encouragement from his wife, Jeff never left for work without looking like the weight of the world was on his back. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2285 | My four month holiday was great, thanks for looking after it during that time Hecate. Oooff! I don’t recall it being this heavy, lol. What did you feed it? | 1.3385 | 0.03792 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
2286 | ...as Dr Fauci begins his daily labors.” | 1.3385 | 0.05836 | 130 | 100 | 16 | 14 |
2287 | I wasn’t shrugging, I was trying to scratch my calf! Now everybody wants to act like I don’t care. They wrote an asinine book about it! | 1.3385 | 0.03194 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
2288 | Yes, I have my mask and gloves. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2289 | Alas, Atlas, I said 'you should bring more *mirth* into this household'. | 1.3385 | 0.04704 | 130 | 90 | 36 | 4 |
2290 | Be right back as soon as I find someplace to put this down” | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2291 | Tell your friend Sisyphus I said Hi, will you?" | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
2292 | You are wearing that?” | 1.3385 | 0.05520 | 130 | 97 | 22 | 11 |
2293 | I asked you to watch the world for one day... | 1.3385 | 0.04704 | 130 | 90 | 36 | 4 |
2294 | Oh, they didn't tell you? Earth day is cancelled this year. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2295 | It’s about time you bring that in to get looked at. I told you it was buggy months ago.” | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2296 | This is a man's world. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2297 | Put it on the curb. Someone might need it." | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2298 | I'm not giving up on it, it's just going to go to a nice farm upstate..." | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
2299 | Still only accounts for 10 out of the 15 lbs you’ve put on so far. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2300 | This is why we can’t have good things. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2301 | I had the world on a string! But now...” | 1.3385 | 0.03194 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
2302 | There’s an app for that . . . | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
2303 | Get rid of it. It doesn’t bring me joy. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2304 | I'll be back! After I relieve Atlas on his lunch break | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2305 | It's always, "Atlas, help stop pollution!" "Atlas, cure the pandemic!" Sometimes they need to help themselves and get off my back. | 1.3385 | 0.05520 | 130 | 97 | 22 | 11 |
2306 | I'm just going to put it in the garage. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2307 | What do you mean, you'd rather have a more Eurocentric view? | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2308 | Sorry, but the baby is going out with the bath water! | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2309 | I know there are other planets but I still think this one is essential. | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
2310 | The weight of this world is a pain in the ass. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2311 | Don’t worry. I’m sure it’s benign. | 1.3385 | 0.04575 | 130 | 89 | 38 | 3 |
2312 | I only WISH that I could carry it on my shoulders! | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2313 | Take it! Takeittakeittakeit! | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2314 | I'm going to air it out. | 1.3385 | 0.04094 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
2315 | A leaky faucet? As if I don't have enough to worry about!" | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2316 | I can't take a day off--I'm essential. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2317 | Did you ever once consider I might not have all this baggage if you'd been the Nymph I married? | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2318 | My PT says my job is causing the back pain, but I don't have any other skills. | 1.3385 | 0.03194 | 130 | 95 | 31 | 3 |
2319 | I don't see why I couldn't do this from home. | 1.3385 | 0.04890 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
2320 | Atlas, I think that should be on your shoulders. Monkeys go on the back. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2321 | I swear, if I drop this thing one more time I'm getting canned. | 1.3385 | 0.03463 | 130 | 100 | 16 | 9 |
2322 | No need to be so dramatic; next time I'll take out the garbage. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
2323 | You can have it back once you learn to share with your other brothers and sisters! | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
2324 | Sure, tell me I'm stupid, but just look at your dopey bunny slippers. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2325 | Virus or not, I still have a job to do Harriet. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2326 | I didn't ASK to be deemed essential, Jackie! | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
2327 | Which question do you want answered first: why I'm carrying the world on my back or why I'm dressed in Roman drag? | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2328 | Next time make sure you wash your hands when you come inside. | 1.3385 | 0.01908 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
2329 | Atlas, please don't shrug! | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
2330 | This is a metaphor for capitalism. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
2331 | There go the volcanoes again. Better pick me up some Ibuprofen. | 1.3385 | 0.04376 | 130 | 89 | 37 | 3 |
2332 | Listen, I warned you, now I’m taking this back. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
2333 | even the dinosaurs did a better job. | 1.3383 | 0.02901 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
2334 | I’ll have it back in time to help Johnny with his geography distance learning” | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
2335 | Wasn't 'Love you to the moon and back enough'? | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
2336 | That’s it. No more home office for me. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
2337 | Gotta run, Honey. I promised Sisyphus I'd race him up the hill. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
2338 | '"And no beans for dinner tonight. They cause earthquakes." | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
2339 | No, I can't get milk on the way home. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
2340 | Sometimes I really do wish I had this thing on a string. | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
2341 | I have an itch on my nose and I need help | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
2342 | Is this thing getting heavier lately?" Atlas shrugged | 1.3383 | 0.04514 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
2343 | I feel like you shouldn’t be wearing sandles. | 1.3383 | 0.04639 | 133 | 92 | 37 | 4 |
2344 | Yes dear, I will remember to wash my hands. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
2345 | I don’t see how I’m an ‘essential worker’ either, Margaret, but I don’t make the rules, alright?! | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
2346 | Just be glad it’s not Neptune or Uranus | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
2347 | Reason for returning: Inaccurate website description | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
2348 | It needs a cleaning. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
2349 | I’ll be back for the next one. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
2350 | Sorry Doris, the world doesn't revolve around you. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
2351 | Charles, How much is Instacart paying you for that delivery? | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
2352 | If someone starts singing " he's got the whole world in his hands" one more time, I'm going to snap. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
2353 | Dear, you shouldn't have made chili last night: Alaska's really in for it. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
2354 | What? I'm essential!" | 1.3382 | 0.04808 | 136 | 96 | 34 | 6 |
2355 | This weighs a lot you know. | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
2356 | Atlas! You forgot the gloves! | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
2357 | The celestial heavens aren’t going to hold themselves up, Carol.” | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2358 | "hold this, he said, I'll be back in a minute, he said, well I'm not falling for that again, sister. I ain't watching your kid " | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2359 | You industrialized humans had your chance! I’m taking this baby back with me to the Byzantine.” | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
2360 | I promised the healthcare workers I’d cover for them today.” | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2361 | ‘Honey, when I tried to return it they refused on the grounds of misuse and neglect! Can you believe that?!’ | 1.3359 | 0.04543 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
2362 | “I’m ‘essential.’” | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2363 | Honey I know you’re bored, but this cosplay home workout is really revealing your hero complex and pale calves | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2364 | Paul, stop trying to be so metaphorical! | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
2365 | I must be getting tired... it seems a bit heavier every day. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2366 | I'm going to wash this off in the yard. Have dinner without me, I have a feeling this will take a while." | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2367 | I know, I know, I promised the moon and the stars" | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
2368 | I’m done, this wasn’t even supposed to be my punishment | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
2369 | The World feels a bit heavier these days. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2370 | Can you get the lights?” | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2371 | It is not functioning at all. I’m glad they have a flexible return policy.” | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2372 | I only dropped it for a second | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
2373 | Taking the planet back to the Middle Ages where it was untarnished by your $10 lattes and pollution | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2374 | It's easy for you to be a denier, you don't have an ice cap melting down your back. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
2375 | Excuse me while I take out the garbage. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2376 | Look, you have your slippers and I have mine,ok? | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2377 | There was a letter from the Flat Earth Society for you in the mail today. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
2378 | You know a female already has that job, her name is mother earth. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
2379 | I could handle this, but I'll need help with Jupiter... | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
2380 | Why carry it on my back? So I won’t breathe on it—no mask! | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
2381 | Be back in a minute. Taking the garbage out. | 1.3359 | 0.05577 | 128 | 96 | 21 | 11 |
2382 | I am using my knees. It’s not helping. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2383 | This oughta be enough to cover the mortgage. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
2384 | Oh and--pick-up some eggs and milk on the way home. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2385 | Earth day shmirth day...I need a massage. | 1.3359 | 0.04742 | 128 | 89 | 35 | 4 |
2386 | Your costume for earth day? | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2387 | Of course I’m an essential worker, and no I don’t need a mask! | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
2388 | I'm going to the gym and the chiropractor. Do you need me to pick-up anything? | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2389 | Don’t tell me I’m exaggerating! | 1.3359 | 0.05793 | 128 | 98 | 17 | 13 |
2390 | I see you have the weight of the world syndrome | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2391 | So I'd appreciate it if you'd stay off my back about the lawn... | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
2392 | I hate global studies! | 1.3359 | 0.04933 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
2393 | It doesn’t spark joy in my life. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
2394 | It's time to put this in recycling. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
2395 | No, I still haven't had a chance to read Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, why do you keep asking? | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
2396 | Sorry my schedule doesn't revolve around you. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
2397 | Shouldn't You be Wearing a Mask? | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
2398 | I don’t need a mask. I’m a god, not a superhero! | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
2399 | No, thanks. You’ve done enough!” | 1.3359 | 0.03360 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
2400 | It ain’t heavy, it’s my mother... | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
2401 | The job ad said ‘physically strong, but with a sense of humor.’” | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
2402 | If not me, whom? | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
2403 | I’d like it wiped back to the beginning of time, please. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
2404 | This Global Positioning System isn't as useful as I'd expected. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
2405 | Don't forget the trash on your way out. | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
2406 | No, I don't think a woman would do this job better. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
2407 | Yea, you have a good day too! | 1.3359 | 0.03998 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
2408 | Reboot the protozoa, you said. Reboot the trilobites, you said. Reboot the dinosaurs, you said ... | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
2409 | NO! They won't LET me work from home! | 1.3359 | 0.01574 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
2410 | If you are going to carry the world around on your shoulders, don’t you think you should wear more practical footwear Harold?” | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
2411 | How about eternity—is eternity good for you? | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
2412 | Well, I think it's essential work. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
2413 | Could you get the door for me? | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
2414 | There, brazen temptress. Tell me you did not feel the earth move! | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
2415 | Honey, whaddya’ mean my chiropractor is only doing tele-health appointments?” | 1.3358 | 0.05019 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
2416 | If I don't go outside to tell them how unfair isolation is, the left wins". | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
2417 | You're not shrugging your way out of this one." | 1.3358 | 0.04848 | 134 | 95 | 33 | 6 |
2418 | It would 't be so heavy but for the fatso in the White House. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
2419 | No comparison, Sisyphus got to roll his | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
2420 | I shrugged, and now it's too heavy to lift. | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
2421 | I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders. | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
2422 | My therapist said first I have to get rid of a world of hurt. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
2423 | "Did YOU keep the receipt? " | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
2424 | I TOLD you we should've gone with the smaller one. | 1.3333 | 0.05539 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
2425 | No, now is STILL not a good time” | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2426 | Atlas! Honey don’t forget to buy a new ozone layer on your way home” | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
2427 | Don’t be mad at me. You’re the one that forgot trash day.” | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
2428 | Some of us can’t telecommute | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2429 | I said I don’t want it in the house until it’s vaccines are up to date!” | 1.3333 | 0.05746 | 126 | 96 | 18 | 12 |
2430 | The flat earthers have it so much easier | 1.3333 | 0.05102 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
2431 | „This one is broken, I need to make another. Don’t wait, I’ll be late.” | 1.3333 | 0.04093 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
2432 | I still don’t understand why I didn’t get a stimulus check, I definitely qualify as a small business” | 1.3333 | 0.04140 | 126 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2433 | Do you know where Ayn Rand lives? | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2434 | ...and next time you have a one night stand don’t bring your world of problems with you! | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
2435 | Thanks. It’s just not sparking joy. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2436 | I bring it back. It has a virus" | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
2437 | I am tired of working from home" | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
2438 | Don't you worry, Mother Nature. We are trying our best to see ourselves out | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2439 | This doesn’t spark joy. I’m tossing it. | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
2440 | If I leave now I’ll be first in line at the recycling center” | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2441 | Dr. Fauci didn't think fame had changed him. His wife disagreed. | 1.3333 | 0.05634 | 126 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
2442 | Try not to sneeze on it again, Doug!” | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2443 | Don’t give me that look, birthing it was still worse. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2444 | Yeah Atlas does have the sky but he shouldn't get ALL the credit | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2445 | Now hand me the moon. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
2446 | As a marketing concept, I think having the whole world in my hands would have been the better way to go. | 1.3333 | 0.05345 | 126 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
2447 | ...have a good time and say hello to Prometheus for me | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2448 | I hope I can still retire next year. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2449 | I may be a little late. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
2450 | No, Shirley, I don’t know when Atlas gets back from vacation. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
2451 | Oh dear must you always carry the world upon your back... | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2452 | Alice shrugged. | 1.3333 | 0.05634 | 126 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
2453 | Yes, I am carrying the weight of the world on my back....and your coffee stinks. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2454 | Gee Ayn, I don't know. Zeus seems to think I'm essential. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2455 | Well honey, if you really want to save the world, quarantine at home with me. | 1.3333 | 0.04818 | 135 | 96 | 33 | 6 |
2456 | I guess “I’ve got the world on a string” doesn’t apply here. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2457 | This would be much easier if I had Kim Kardashian's butt. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2458 | Careful now. Don't shrug your shoulders! | 1.3333 | 0.03473 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
2459 | Will there be a full refund? | 1.3333 | 0.02981 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
2460 | Anything else I can do for you? | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2461 | Where do you think? I'm an ESSENTIAL worker | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
2462 | Honey, you forgot your bowling shirt. | 1.3333 | 0.04847 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
2463 | I'll pick up a fresh one on my way home. | 1.3333 | 0.04847 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
2464 | Get off my back for once, Madge, will you? | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2465 | The doctor said it'd fall off by itself in a millennium or two. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
2466 | These Australians are a real pain in the neck | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2467 | I’m bringing it back. It’s defective. | 1.3333 | 0.05345 | 126 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
2468 | In these tough times I feel like the weight of the world is on me. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2469 | Yes, Ayn, I could shrug. Or you could just put down the damn coffee and help me. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
2470 | That's right, I used to carry it on my shoulder Gert, and your butt was six inches higher, too! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
2471 | I'm leaving you to pursue my dream of becoming a company logo | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
2472 | Next time I’ll really read the small print in the employment contract. | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 88 | 33 | 4 |
2473 | This just keeps getting hotter! | 1.3333 | 0.03381 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2474 | Jesus Mabel,they're in my front pocket. Just lock it up after I leave. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2475 | Enjoy Earth Day honey. | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
2476 | Recyclables or trash? | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2477 | Someone has to do it. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2478 | Yes, "mother" I'm going over to Archimedes place... again. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
2479 | That looks like a world of hurt. | 1.3333 | 0.04818 | 135 | 96 | 33 | 6 |
2480 | And George, when you're done with that one, don't forget Jupiter and Saturn in the basement. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2481 | Fred, you’re being hysterical. I only asked you to go out for toilet paper. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2482 | Oh Atlas, you’re always such a martyr. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
2483 | I should have auditioned for the part of Dionysus. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2484 | When they said I'd be a door-to-door Atlas salesman, I should've noticed the capital A | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
2485 | Alright fine, I'll use the route Google Maps suggests. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
2486 | Can you whip up another universe while I take out this old trash. | 1.3333 | 0.04847 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
2487 | Fine, I'll go shelter in space! | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
2488 | I asked for the Sun, Atlas | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
2489 | Better get rollin'. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
2490 | Taking her back to a happy place. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
2491 | Going over to Atlas’s house, be right back” | 1.3309 | 0.04667 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
2492 | Full-body workout | 1.3309 | 0.05429 | 136 | 103 | 21 | 12 |
2493 | Global warming—there’s nothing like it for a sore back. | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
2494 | With the gym closed during the pandemic I've got to get my exercise some way. | 1.3308 | 0.04429 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
2495 | Don't worry Karen, I got it | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
2496 | OK, I’ll return it, but don’t order from them again. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
2497 | Hum those lyrics once more, I drop it; and the whole world will be in your cotton-picking hands. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
2498 | Can't believe this is an essential job" | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
2499 | We know where we’re not appreciated. | 1.3307 | 0.04480 | 127 | 87 | 38 | 2 |
2500 | You just had to bring your work home." | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
2501 | In a new wave of foreclosures, the planet earth foreclosed | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
2502 | It's all a conspiracy | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
2503 | Gotta go— I told Sisyphus I’d cover for him all of 2020.” | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
2504 | Trust me, this is way more accurate than Google Maps. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
2505 | Have a good day, Atlas. Keep on shruggin’. | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
2506 | This would have been easier if we packed it flat . | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
2507 | amazon guaranteed no global warming, nuclear war or pandemics. Be sure to return it for a full refund. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
2508 | Atlas, your calendar is wrong. That’s the wrong ball. Tonight is your bowling night. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
2509 | Yeah, well, a "little favor" was all that Heracles asked. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
2510 | I know I'm supposed to stay inside, but the trash gets collected today. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
2511 | Honey, at least it’s not one of the bigger planets. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
2512 | I’ve got to get the World back to work | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
2513 | Every day I carry the weight of the world on my back and all you can say is "Have a good one"? | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
2514 | This is the last time I bring my work home with me... | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
2515 | Remember, do not go anywhere near Rockefeller Center | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
2516 | No, I won't forget to pick up the dry-cleaning! | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
2517 | Your psychiatrist can figure out just by talking to you that you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
2518 | I’ll show them “non-essential.” | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
2519 | You're doing great, honey. | 1.3307 | 0.04944 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
2520 | Why don't you wait to do your martyr routine when we're done with the lockdown? | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
2521 | Bernice felt bad about her error, but she still returned the Atlas she had bought online. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
2522 | And next time don't bring your work home with you!" | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2523 | Isn’t there a song about this | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2524 | Well, put it out by the curb, Syd, if you aren't going to fix it." | 1.3306 | 0.04394 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
2525 | Do you have your keys?” | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2526 | “yes, I know. I make it look so easy.” | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2527 | You just don’t understand what it’s like to be an essential worker honey, but to some, I’m a hero | 1.3306 | 0.05808 | 124 | 95 | 17 | 12 |
2528 | It’s ok, I’ll take care of THIS too...” | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2529 | Atlas shrugged” got a whole new meaning in 2020 | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2530 | “Atlas needs to stop leaving his things at our house.” | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2531 | Work from home once, and the world falls apart. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2532 | Corona or not, Meg, you always knew you were marrying a globetrotter.“ | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2533 | No, Phyllis, I'm not going to be able to 'pick something up' while I'm out..." | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
2534 | Careful with the economy, OK? | 1.3306 | 0.04318 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
2535 | Landfill, or incinerator?” | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2536 | I’ll be back soon, I’m just going to isolate this” | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2537 | I have 99 problems but living in your world of isolation isn’t one. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
2538 | I know you can’t tell, but I’m shrugging right now.” | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2539 | I’m still not sold on you being considered essential.” | 1.3306 | 0.04468 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
2540 | I’m returning it for the Xtra-Large. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2541 | Be right back- I'm going to get it injected with bleach. | 1.3306 | 0.05694 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
2542 | Tell the kids to grow up. I won’t keep picking up their messes! | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
2543 | Don't worry, I'll wash my hands after. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2544 | These tend to break after around 4.5 billion years. I should have a new one ready for you in about 100 million. | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
2545 | Carrying the weight of the world means back problems for life, dear. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2546 | You forgot your mask and gloves. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2547 | We’ve got bigger issues than whether or not I’m going commando. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
2548 | It feels like it's upside down! | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2549 | Have a good day, dear. Don’t forget to pick up milk on your way home. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2550 | Atlas: I have to train my back to carry this shit load for the rest of my life. Gaia: It is what it is! Odds are in favour of Zeus. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2551 | Atlas has called in sick again ! | 1.3306 | 0.04888 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
2552 | Honestly, would it kill Zeus to forgive me? | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2553 | No!, I can't talk to Myth Busters,....I've got work to do | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
2554 | It's not any easier working from home. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2555 | Thank the gods for disability insurance. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2556 | I liked it better when I had the world on a string | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
2557 | Essential service, gotta roll. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2558 | Since when is a shrug ‘being over dramatic’ ? | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2559 | Can you close the door on my way out? | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2560 | Thanks for the quickie, I gotta get back to Rockerfeller Center . | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2561 | Of course it's a beach ball! Where am I gonna find a planet this small? | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
2562 | Remind me why I take my work home with me. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
2563 | I told you I'd give you the world, Sheila. I just...I didn't think it would be this heavy. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
2564 | I hope they take exchanges. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2565 | All this--- and social distancing, too. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
2566 | Sorry dear, 'the weight of the world on my butt' doesn't quite have the right ring to it. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
2567 | It's recycling day. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
2568 | Oh, Atlas, quit whining. It's one of the smaller planets. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
2569 | It's better than bringing my problems HOME in the evening. | 1.3306 | 0.05149 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
2570 | Takin' this thing to the trash can. It's covered in coronavirus." | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
2571 | I know you'd rather be going to work too" | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
2572 | I’m taking this in for a software upgrade | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
2573 | It can’t be flat. How else would it fit through the doorframe? | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
2574 | Did you remember your cell phone? | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
2575 | Honey, I’m taking the kids.. and the other 7 billion free loaders” | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
2576 | Oh! I guess I’m doing this wrong too. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
2577 | Whatever, Ayn. | 1.3281 | 0.05558 | 128 | 97 | 20 | 11 |
2578 | When did I ever shrug? | 1.3281 | 0.04166 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 3 |
2579 | Just don't forget the groceries on your way home. | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
2580 | I don’t care if it’s Earth Day. It has to test negative first.” | 1.3280 | 0.03460 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
2581 | Just gonna sort out the world’s problems. Should be done by lunchtime. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
2582 | Despite all we've lost, it feels much heavier lately. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
2583 | Look, Marie Kondo said, ‘hold it in to yours hands and if it doesn’t bring you joy, it has got to go’ | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
2584 | Atlas, honey, use your knees, I don’t want to have to take you to a hospital right now | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
2585 | Sandals? In this weather?! | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
2586 | For the last time, I don’t have a god complex.” | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
2587 | I've had enough, Ayn. I'd rather take my chances out there." John shrugged. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
2588 | I am taking my ball and I'm going home | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
2589 | out for my morning trek over the land and through the sea. I am just doing one revolution. See you for supper. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
2590 | Sorry Atlas! No mask, no entry. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
2591 | This thing is getting hot. | 1.3280 | 0.04653 | 125 | 87 | 35 | 3 |
2592 | This is my garb for the counter protest. Those folks demanding the lockdowns be lifted also believe the world is flat. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
2593 | When your done, I need you to mow the lawn. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
2594 | Stop complaining about work. It’s not like you carry the weight of the whole world on your shoulders. | 1.3280 | 0.04366 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
2595 | Thanks a lot Edith. No one’s ever told me I should lift with my legs. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
2596 | The 7 PM Corvid-19 sing-along choir has chosen "We've got the whole world in our (clean) hands" as their signature song. | 1.3280 | 0.03064 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
2597 | Can you, just this once, get off my back? | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
2598 | Going to Planet Fitness. Be back later. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
2599 | When I said go take on the world I didn’t mean that literally.” | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2600 | six days of work and thats it? | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2601 | Be careful with that. It's easily broken." | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2602 | She aint heavy, she's my world. | 1.3279 | 0.04106 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2603 | ... maybe it's still under warranty and we can fix it.” | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2604 | But, don't I get a refund for returning faulty items." "Not when you've damaged it yourself." | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2605 | Not all of us can work from home, darling!" | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2606 | “Yes, I washed my hands!” | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2607 | Remember honey, you're essential! | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2608 | I’m telling you, you should put a fragile sticker on that | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
2609 | That Roman costume won't be enough, darling. Did you wash your hands? | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2610 | You know, I’m beginning to think you would have taken any job that gets you out of this apartment, Robert.” | 1.3279 | 0.04187 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
2611 | Beasts of Burdens are considered essential workers. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
2612 | Well, honey, is it safe to carry that much weight with sandals on?” | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
2613 | you'd think if they call this job essential they'd give me a decent mask | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2614 | Yeah enjoy your zoom call, Margaret. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2615 | We aren't just another pizza joint. | 1.3279 | 0.04346 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
2616 | Nice slippers. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2617 | Stop worrying, I promise not to shrug! | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2618 | You try doing this before you've had your morning coffee! | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2619 | Ours is broken. I'm going to the universe store to get another. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2620 | Can't talk right now honey; I've got the whole world on by back. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2621 | Well you don't have to be dramatic about it, dear. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2622 | I thought it was just a saying, but o.k. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2623 | All I need now is a visit from your mother. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2624 | You think it's easy competing with Google Maps! | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2625 | I’m the first essential worker. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
2626 | Honey, why on earth would you wear these shoes? | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2627 | Mind shutting the door, dear? | 1.3279 | 0.04346 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
2628 | Oh, so NOW keeping the world spinning is essential! | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2629 | Yes, Karen, I consider myself “essential.” | 1.3279 | 0.05755 | 122 | 93 | 18 | 11 |
2630 | I’d work from home if I didn’t have the weight of the world on my shoulders! | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2631 | The compression socks aren’t working. | 1.3279 | 0.05755 | 122 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
2632 | Good luck Sysifuss, I hope you can roll it all the way to the top this time. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2633 | Shit! I forgot my mask. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2634 | I hardly ever look at it anymore and when I do it’s just depressing. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2635 | Sisyphus only had to roll his rock up a hill. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2636 | Going to drop this off at the cleaners. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2637 | It’s bulk trash day, finally. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2638 | And don't bother coming home until that's all cleaned up! | 1.3279 | 0.05755 | 122 | 93 | 18 | 11 |
2639 | No Ayn. That's just stupid. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2640 | Forget the Titans, remember the truss. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2641 | It’s easy after living with you! | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
2642 | So, now can you see my point of view | 1.3279 | 0.04648 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2643 | Atlas, our neighbors don't need that. They just asked to borrow some toilet paper. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
2644 | No way I'm picking you up a latte | 1.3279 | 0.04423 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
2645 | It would look better in the garden under the sword of Damocles. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
2646 | The guys at the Genius Bar might be able to kill whatever's infecting the operating system.” | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
2647 | I keep telling you to stop watching the news. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2648 | Busy day. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2649 | But garbage day isn’t until Thursday. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2650 | You try going around with this on your back and see if you have a nice day. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
2651 | You act like you're carrying the whole world on your shoulders. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2652 | This was easier when everyone thought the world was flat. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2653 | You really should be getting hazard pay. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
2654 | Will return it after decontamination | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2655 | You want me to call in sick? I'm an essential worker. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2656 | Lay off the sandals, Sheila, it’s casual Friday. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
2657 | I knew the Earth should of been flat | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
2658 | Yes John, take it back to the vintage market. I told you, Mars would have been a better fit for the kids' bedroom. | 1.3261 | 0.04732 | 138 | 99 | 33 | 6 |
2659 | Fine, Joan! I’ll just take my baggage and leave then. | 1.3261 | 0.04732 | 138 | 99 | 33 | 6 |
2660 | The doctor’s. She said I should get it removed if it starts turning brown. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
2661 | Atlas, just take the trash out and I'll be happy | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
2662 | This time I won’t push it | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
2663 | Pick up some toilet paper | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
2664 | I am taking this back, Patricia. The Craigslist ad said “...in used but good condition.” | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
2665 | For the millionth time, it’s not that I don’t want to do the dishes | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
2666 | I’ll be back when they give me proper PPE.” | 1.3254 | 0.04758 | 126 | 89 | 33 | 4 |
2667 | Is it just me, or has this thing gotten a lot quieter lately? | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
2668 | I know I promised you heaven on earth, but I’m taking it all back. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
2669 | Yes, I'll be hungry after I'm done. | 1.3254 | 0.05384 | 126 | 94 | 23 | 9 |
2670 | "and they said:"No, Sysyphus, you can't work from home"" | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
2671 | Honey, try to rotate a little slower today. I can’t find my work blouse and have a video call this afternoon. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
2672 | You’re right Sweetheart. It doesn’t give us joy anymore and it’s time to get rid of it.” | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2673 | Well, back to the drawing board. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2674 | What are you now, Harold? Atlas? | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
2675 | Don’t forget the toilet paper. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
2676 | Can you grab the garbage on your way out? | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2677 | Atlas isn’t going to be happy when he figures out you dropped it.” | 1.3252 | 0.04689 | 123 | 86 | 34 | 3 |
2678 | I know you’re essential honey, but couldn’t you at least put on some pants?” | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
2679 | Yeah, don't worry. I can get the door too. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
2680 | Are you sure you’re considered an essential worker? | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
2681 | I'll take out the trash when I get home. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
2682 | Did you disinfect the damn thing? | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
2683 | Excuse me: I have to shrug. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2684 | I'll shrug if I damn well want to shrug. | 1.3252 | 0.04829 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
2685 | If you really have the whole world on your back, why am I standing here? | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
2686 | Don't you dare "Hey Jude" me! | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2687 | My hands are full, dear. Would you mind slipping the keys in my pocket? | 1.3252 | 0.04829 | 123 | 87 | 32 | 4 |
2688 | I carried your children. It’s the least you can do. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2689 | Honey, where did I leave my mask? | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
2690 | Essential worker to others, Lois, even if you don't agree. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
2691 | Honey can you get the door? | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
2692 | It's not the weight, dear it's the outfit. | 1.3252 | 0.05162 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
2693 | For the last time -- I'm essential, Karen! | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
2694 | You knew I was an essential worker when you married me. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
2695 | Really Atlas, this is no way to get rid of the Coronavirus! | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
2696 | I am taking it back. It's full of bugs. | 1.3252 | 0.05714 | 123 | 94 | 18 | 11 |
2697 | Do I still love you? Short answer: Atlas shrugs. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
2698 | Out for a spin? | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
2699 | Karen, it's been two months in this apartment with zero symptoms. I promise you I'm not going back out there carrying some huge viral load. | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
2700 | Sisyphus was busy? | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
2701 | Yes, I know, but today is back and glutes day.” | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
2702 | Don’t forget the milk on your way back home | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
2703 | Just be home by 5. I have mah jong. | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
2704 | ‘Fine. I’ll see if I can return it without the receipt’ | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
2705 | You’ll get it right next time, hon.” | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
2706 | Thing is, it’s not actually that heavy...it’s just the emotional burden that weighs on you. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
2707 | Atlas, we need to talk about your at-home fitness routine. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
2708 | Can't believe I've got to come back for Heaven. | 1.3250 | 0.03483 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
2709 | Maybe you got the house, but I got the gobstopper so I think we both know who the real winner is here, Nancy. | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
2710 | I should have started with the moon | 1.3250 | 0.04758 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2711 | I’m going to need help with Jupiter. | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
2712 | You don’t hear me complaining like that wimp Sisyphus. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
2713 | You wanted me to be more worldly! | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
2714 | Well, if you’d take it out before it’s overflowing... | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
2715 | Tell me, honestly. Does this planet make my butt look big? | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
2716 | I can’t face the world either until I have my coffee. | 1.3250 | 0.04758 | 120 | 84 | 33 | 3 |
2717 | Ok comma from now on I'll consider saying my punctuation out loud comma but thank you anyway for bringing me the world atlas period. | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
2718 | You think I don't want to just drop it at Goodwill? | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
2719 | Shrug....and you can forget coming home! | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
2720 | Do you have any idea how hard it is living with someone like you? | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
2721 | There's a 14 day isolation or return policy. I still have the receipt." | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
2722 | No, Mom, satnav would not |