Contest #707


Cartoon

707

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Next week, I'll move Heaven for you.”
  2. “It’s mostly water weight.”
  3. “I'm not bringing work home anymore.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-04-26T19:23:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-05-10T19:25:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-05-04T19:24:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 11, 2020
Number of captions 10718
Number of responses 1376223
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This was easier to carry when it was flat. 2.2073 0.00547 17899 3316 7556 7026
1 Next week I'll move Heaven for you. 2.1159 0.00596 16514 4007 6589 5915
2 It’s mostly water weight” 2.0952 0.00669 13072 3267 5297 4507
3 This was easier when the world was flat. 2.0471 0.00746 10689 2943 4301 3444
4 Because not everyone gets to work from home, Joyce 2.0031 0.00738 11469 3567 4300 3601
5 Apparently I'm deemed essential 1.9686 0.01058 5510 1790 2105 1615
6 I don’t ordinarily like to return things, but that one has some major issues.” 1.9598 0.00927 7368 2485 2694 2187
7 Does it look as though I can pick up some milk on the way home? 1.9249 0.01500 2824 1011 1014 799
8 ‘Well, actually, yes...it would be the end of the world if I took the day off.’ 1.9055 0.01136 4962 1846 1739 1377
9 It was a lot easier to carry when it was flat. 1.9050 0.01025 6034 2226 2155 1653
10 The world doesn't revolve around you, Helen. 1.8978 0.00781 9960 3591 3796 2571
11 Because I prefer it to the maps on my phone, that’s why. 1.8829 0.01036 5910 2262 2078 1570
12 Yes, I'm going out in these shoes. 1.8794 0.00900 7883 3056 2724 2102
13 Wow, look how close earth is to Uranus. 1.8553 0.00946 7973 3532 2074 2366
14 I’ll myth you too. 1.8359 0.00773 11149 4785 3409 2953
15 You can’t hold it by Venezuela. It’s unstable. 1.8334 0.01472 2821 1136 1019 666
16 You have anything else for recycling?” 1.8313 0.00953 6549 2598 2459 1491
17 Apparently, giving you the world wasn't enough 1.8274 0.01106 5059 2084 1766 1208
18 No, it’s cool, I’ll get the door, you enjoy that coffee.” 1.8265 0.01580 2496 1031 867 598
19 Zeus turned down my work from home request. 1.8218 0.01597 2284 905 881 498
20 Why can't you just have a chip on your shoulder like a normal human being? 1.8019 0.01034 5593 2343 2017 1232
21 When his wife asked him if he really was essential personnel, Atlas shrugged. 1.8019 0.01027 5935 2567 1978 1389
22 Oh really? YOU'RE tired of doing the same thing every day?" 1.7988 0.00964 6353 2643 2345 1364
23 Be sure to wash your hands when you're done touching that. 1.7826 0.01294 3570 1539 1268 763
24 Well... it no longer 'Sparks Joy', Susan. 1.7763 0.01227 4300 1979 1302 1018
25 Oh shoot! Put my mask on for me. 1.7758 0.01011 5873 2570 2048 1253
26 I’m returning it and getting another, this one has a pandemic. 1.7689 0.01051 5626 2547 1830 1246
27 I never knew what a pain in the ass the Andes can be. 1.7687 0.01135 4738 2126 1583 1027
28 Tell Sisyphus I'll meet him at the support group. 1.7543 0.01612 2198 991 767 440
29 I AM bending my knees! 1.7215 0.01026 5332 2445 1926 960
30 Honey, I’m taking it back. This one has a virus. 1.7195 0.00983 6035 2845 2038 1152
31 I’m taking it to the repair shop, it keeps overheating. 1.7160 0.00943 6218 2854 2276 1088
32 I know it looks weird but the warming really helps my sciatica. 1.7106 0.01215 3790 1767 1353 669
33 Some days I wish I could just drop everything. 1.6898 0.02062 1309 630 455 224
34 Every day is Earth Day, Carol.” 1.6801 0.01398 2832 1386 968 478
35 So you coughed on it. What’s the worst that could happen?” 1.6789 0.01383 3061 1545 953 562
36 “What a shame. It was so nice when we first got it.” 1.6742 0.02011 1375 679 465 231
37 “You can have it back when you’ve learned how to take care of it.” 1.6735 0.01119 4401 2164 1508 728
38 I told you, if you cant take care of it I'm giving it to someone who will" 1.6728 0.01683 1944 957 666 321
39 Sing 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' one more time, and I'll drop this on your foot. 1.6723 0.01482 2701 1388 809 503
40 It may not look like much to you, Gladys, but from nine to five, I'm a GOD. 1.6608 0.01710 1946 995 616 335
41 I'm bringing it in. It's overheating, pulling to the right, and has a transmission problem. 1.6603 0.01850 1840 998 469 373
42 You know, you could just roll it. 1.6577 0.02134 1227 627 394 206
43 If I can carry the world, you can take out the trash. 1.6534 0.01311 3133 1574 1068 489
44 Okay, I’ll stop bringing the problems of the world home with me. 1.6502 0.02583 809 409 274 126
45 It was easier to hold when the damn thing was flat. 1.6494 0.01452 2718 1422 827 469
46 ...Some nonsense about me being an essential employee. 1.6490 0.01356 2917 1473 993 450
47 If Zeus or Cuomo declares you essential, you’re essential. 1.6466 0.01405 2739 1395 917 427
48 Doris. I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation 1.6399 0.01919 1497 779 478 240
49 I should have said yes when they offered me Pluto. 1.6372 0.01538 2263 1165 754 344
50 Oh yes, by all means, please tell me how you would do it. 1.6302 0.01738 1890 1018 553 319
51 I’m returning this, it’s defective. 1.6289 0.02968 609 318 199 92
52 You can keep the moon. 1.6252 0.02301 1030 546 324 160
53 I’m carrying the weight of the world. I don’t have time to take out the garbage. 1.6244 0.01722 1837 977 574 286
54 YES-- I kept the receipt! 1.6239 0.01953 1428 758 449 221
55 “not all of us can work from home Carol. Some of our jobs are essential.” 1.6215 0.01756 1794 964 545 285
56 Would you mind tilting it so the cold part isn't right there? 1.6206 0.01691 1766 908 620 238
57 Just going to exchange this earth for one without Donald Trump 1.6174 0.02166 1299 739 318 242
58 I know you’re balancing a lot right now, but please remember to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.6167 0.01731 1701 884 585 232
59 And you”re sure it just stopped working at 2020?” 1.6151 0.01853 1577 847 490 240
60 It's been recalled. 1.6135 0.01870 1550 835 479 236
61 I'm not bringing work home anymore. 1.6121 0.01825 1565 829 514 222
62 I'll call you if anything earth-shattering happens. 1.6106 0.02094 1225 660 382 183
63 I did not shrug. 1.6104 0.01885 1512 815 471 225
64 If Ayn Rand calls, tell her to go to Hell. 1.6087 0.02027 1380 776 372 232
65 Did you wash your hands before you picked that up? 1.6080 0.01930 1449 786 445 218
66 Gotta do an eclipse tonight. Don't wait up for me. 1.6079 0.01884 1385 718 492 175
67 We’ll let you have it back when it’s fixed. 1.6069 0.01919 1488 815 443 230
68 Three millennia in and suddenly everyone's all: "We love you Atlas! You're a hero, Atlas! You're essential, Atlas! " 1.6057 0.01948 1362 726 447 189
69 Does this go in the trash or can it be recycled? 1.6055 0.01929 1460 798 440 222
70 You know, Prometheus gets to telework." 1.6046 0.01974 1348 728 426 194
71 Seventy-one percent of it is just water weight. 1.6041 0.01977 1354 732 426 196
72 It doesn’t spark joy Gladys 1.6038 0.01971 1416 781 415 220
73 Weight of the world on your shoulders? Try cooking breakfast lunch and dinner, homeschooling the kids, zooming with my personal trainer and regrowing produce in mason jars in the fridge 1.6025 0.02029 1293 703 401 189
74 So are you sure that it's not easier to roll it? 1.6021 0.01989 1337 725 419 193
75 Well, I'm off to work. Apparently I'm still considered essential. 1.6016 0.01962 1368 741 431 196
76 I need space." 1.6006 0.02152 1242 704 330 208
77 I’m taking it into the shop, it’s burning way too much gas. 1.6001 0.01932 1348 716 455 177
78 A foldable map would be a helleva lot easier. 1.5971 0.02118 1241 696 349 196
79 Is it my imagination or is this getting warmer?" 1.5968 0.02032 1245 672 403 170
80 Did you try unplugging and plugging it back in...” 1.5964 0.02173 1177 660 332 185
81 Oh...it was the moon you wanted. How thoughtless of me. 1.5961 0.02210 1129 631 323 175
82 I’m just gonna go dip this in Purel. Be right back.” 1.5959 0.02036 1262 688 396 178
83 When you said you joined Planet Fitness, you weren't kidding. 1.5951 0.02474 904 507 256 141
84 This global warming really relaxes my lumbar 1.5932 0.03452 440 241 137 62
85 Outsourcing. 1.5919 0.02164 1191 684 313 194
86 Okay, okay. I won’t bring my work home anymore. 1.5906 0.02106 1170 641 367 162
87 Next time,specify what KIND of Atlas you need! 1.5905 0.02179 1138 643 321 174
88 Yep, Google Maps is down again 1.5895 0.02235 1050 579 323 148
89 For the record, I didn't shrug. 1.5894 0.02168 1130 627 340 163
90 I’m just going to take it out for a spin. 1.5856 0.02332 975 544 291 140
91 Thank God we don't live on Jupiter. 1.5849 0.02143 1084 588 358 138
92 I do NOT need a latitude adjustment, thank you! 1.5840 0.02282 988 560 285 143
93 I'll move heaven tomorrow..." 1.5834 0.02316 1025 584 284 157
94 Oh, laundry. That does sound like a tough day. 1.5816 0.02295 1035 589 290 156
95 Everyday is Earth Day, Linda. 1.5816 0.02189 1042 569 340 133
96 Small world," they said! "Pale blue dot," they said! "Blue marble," they said 1.5816 0.02212 1030 565 331 134
97 I shrugged, I didn’t say I don’t care. 1.5798 0.02239 1028 574 313 141
98 Can't tell if it's a slipped disc or a continental shift. 1.5791 0.02458 879 496 257 126
99 No, this time I will not simply shrug it off! 1.5772 0.02330 972 551 282 139
100 I’m taking this back. You guys obviously don’t appreciate it... 1.5743 0.02376 942 536 271 135
101 I'm supposed to deliver it to a kid named Greta Thünberg 1.5740 0.02429 939 545 249 145
102 God, I hate Earth Day. 1.5738 0.02222 861 515 228 118
103 Atlas schlepped. 1.5737 0.03038 570 323 167 80
104 Yeah well, I gave birth to our three children so I still win. Lift with your knees. 1.5722 0.02404 935 538 259 138
105 "This is not the world I ordered." 1.5721 0.02361 916 521 269 126
106 Does it look like I can "pick up a few things while I'm out?" 1.5714 0.02451 917 533 244 140
107 I can't take a break. That fool is still President. 1.5701 0.02653 770 445 211 114
108 You were right, I definitely should've peed first." 1.5682 0.02470 880 508 244 128
109 Well, as it turns out I can’t work from home. 1.5669 0.02373 859 474 283 102
110 For heaven’s sake, honey, stop complaining and just be grateful you still have a job.” 1.5662 0.02469 846 481 251 114
111 If I drop it, millions will die...but if I do my job correctly, then Trump will take all the credit. 1.5662 0.02620 816 482 206 128
112 Fine. I’ll save it myself. 1.5659 0.02432 850 478 263 109
113 Some people. You give them the world and it's still not enough! 1.5648 0.02504 818 465 244 109
114 I’m just gonna take her out for a spin. 1.5647 0.02468 834 472 253 109
115 Be careful next time you order an Atlas online.” 1.5639 0.02546 798 456 234 108
116 Well, your Southern Hemisphere isn’t what it used to be either my dear. 1.5639 0.02583 798 462 222 114
117 Zeus won’t Zoom. 1.5631 0.03203 531 311 141 79
118 It was easier when the earth was flat. 1.5623 0.02593 811 476 214 121
119 Did you try turning it off and then back on again?" 1.5610 0.02542 795 455 234 106
120 I'm returning it 1.5596 0.02222 788 470 213 97
121 She’s not heavy; she’s my Mother.” 1.5593 0.03034 599 355 153 91
122 are you sure you have everything? 1.5587 0.02592 775 448 221 106
123 Dr. Fauci heads in for another day at the White House. 1.5580 0.02722 767 462 182 123
124 Its a new treatment for my back, it's called global warming” 1.5569 0.02579 765 439 226 100
125 Why can't you use Google maps like everyone else? 1.5564 0.02633 762 445 210 107
126 Mount Everest is killing me. 1.5557 0.02551 727 405 240 82
127 Be more specific next time you order an Atlas. 1.5556 0.02765 720 429 182 109
128 You said take out the garbage. 1.5556 0.02613 747 429 219 98
129 Just 10 billion years until retirement 1.5550 0.03448 418 238 128 52
130 I sold it to Bezos.” 1.5501 0.02676 709 411 206 92
131 Sometimes I wish the world would just get off my ass. 1.5476 0.02714 683 396 200 87
132 Because I’m an essential worker Mildred, that’s why. 1.5472 0.02777 678 400 185 93
133 It's not getting heavier, but definitely getting warmer. 1.5472 0.02689 689 398 205 86
134 I miss the old days when the weight was on my shoulders. 1.5468 0.02696 684 395 204 85
135 For me, every day is Earth Day. Every. Single. Day. 1.5452 0.02765 664 388 190 86
136 I'm supposed to see some guy named Sysiphus about it today. 1.5444 0.02746 665 387 193 84
137 That's another thing Ayn Rand got wrong. 1.5428 0.02773 654 382 189 83
138 What do you mean, be careful not to touch my face? 1.5426 0.02827 645 381 178 86
139 Well, who else is gonna do it? The Trump Administration refuses to assume responsibility. 1.5426 0.03014 610 372 145 93
140 Yeah, every day is earth day for me. 1.5409 0.02743 636 365 198 73
141 Don’t say I’ve never made the earth move for you. 1.5404 0.02970 631 387 147 97
142 Be careful with that. It’s the only one we’ve got. 1.5399 0.02850 576 328 185 63
143 Weight of the world,Helen. Weight of the world. 1.5388 0.02803 618 358 187 73
144 Where on earth are you going? 1.5375 0.03084 547 327 146 74
145 Lift with your legs, Atlas. 1.5373 0.02847 616 362 177 77
146 Not everyone can work from home, Lois. 1.5371 0.02734 607 343 202 62
147 No, Fran, I don't think I'm taking Earth Day too seriously. 1.5357 0.02820 616 360 182 74
148 It's not the kind of job you can do from home, Doris. 1.5340 0.02720 588 366 145 77
149 For the millionth time, no!, I did not shrug. 1.5336 0.02896 581 340 172 69
150 I know. At least 30 million miles from the other planets. I get it. 1.5333 0.02871 585 341 176 68
151 Join Atlas Moving, you said. Move the world, you said. 1.5333 0.02961 585 350 158 77
152 Oh. When you said you felt like the weight of the world was on your shoulders, I thought it was a metaphor. 1.5331 0.02806 589 337 187 63
153 I’ll put this 6 feet from the house for a few months.....just to be safe. 1.5328 0.02920 580 341 167 71
154 Bowling. Where do you THINK I'm going? 1.5328 0.02910 580 341 169 70
155 Make sure you get a full refund” 1.5324 0.03045 586 360 140 86
156 Does the weight of the world make my ass look fat? 1.5304 0.03041 575 351 143 81
157 It doesn't feel like a small world. 1.5300 0.02790 566 335 168 63
158 And tell Disney it's not a small world after all. 1.5299 0.03045 519 304 155 60
159 I'll be back in 365 days 1.5295 0.03321 457 273 126 58
160 Does it look like I’m gonna have a good day? 1.5284 0.02951 564 334 162 68
161 I’m fine...it’s a small world, after all. 1.5244 0.03152 532 327 131 74
162 Doesn’t matter if you call it a carry on, they’re still gonna make you check it.” 1.5230 0.03175 522 321 129 72
163 Arent you supposed to carry it on your shoulders? 1.5225 0.03259 423 244 137 42
164 Remember if you need to cough, cough into your elbow 1.5219 0.03166 479 284 140 55
165 Yes, I washed my hands first. 1.5214 0.03235 468 280 132 56
166 They’ll take anything back at Costco 1.5209 0.03156 503 304 136 63
167 I'll be meeting with Rand McNally after work. They're naming a book after me. 1.5209 0.03144 503 303 138 62
168 How, precisely, should I cough into my elbow? 1.5205 0.03122 513 310 139 64
169 I'll see you at the end of my rotation. 1.5201 0.03077 498 294 149 55
170 be sure and wash your hands when you put that down 1.5200 0.03009 525 311 155 59
171 Well, it is Earth Day. 1.5197 0.02915 508 290 172 46
172 With this pandemic, the stores sold out of celestial spheres, so I’m making do with a terrestrial globe. 1.5180 0.03307 500 315 111 74
173 What really irks me is that Sisyphus gets to work from home. 1.5180 0.02601 500 323 119 58
174 Because if I carry it in front of me, Fran, I won't be able to see where I'm going." 1.5169 0.02733 503 302 153 48
175 This was a whole lot easier when we all thought it was flat. 1.5163 0.03194 490 298 131 61
176 It's not a phase, mom. 1.5154 0.02685 487 293 150 44
177 Not sure if this belongs in compost or recycling. 1.5152 0.03127 493 296 140 57
178 When you’re done with that, take out the garbage. 1.5141 0.03203 496 305 127 64
179 It'd be a lot easier if this thing was flat. 1.5117 0.03277 471 290 121 60
180 No, I cannot stop at Walgreens on the way back! 1.5117 0.03207 471 285 131 55
181 You can keep the house. 1.5111 0.03250 450 273 125 52
182 To the shop. Thing's starting to overheat. 1.5106 0.03145 472 282 139 51
183 The boss says that just because I'm mythological doesn't mean I'm not essential. 1.5100 0.02265 449 288 122 39
184 It was easier to carry when the world was flat. 1.5096 0.02945 467 289 125 50
185 Guess whose job is considered "essential." 1.5087 0.03289 458 281 121 56
186 I asked you to take over home schooling for one day, Gary." 1.5085 0.03226 470 287 127 56
187 Honey, this isn't what I meant when I said I'd move heaven and earth for you. 1.5081 0.03685 309 178 105 26
188 Sorry, that one was me, not greenhouse. 1.5077 0.03389 453 284 108 61
189 I offer you the world, and you're still not satisfied! 1.5076 0.03313 459 284 117 58
190 Fine! I'll put the germ-ridden thing back on the curb. 1.5066 0.03384 454 285 108 61
191 I AM lifting with my legs, damnit!! 1.5066 0.02987 454 284 120 50
192 Have a good day at work Dr. Fauci. 1.5066 0.03369 454 284 110 60
193 What part of "essential worker" do you not understand? 1.5065 0.03608 306 186 90 30
194 “I shrugged and all hell broke loose” 1.5056 0.03160 445 263 139 43
195 Everyone wants the body of a god, but no one wants to put the work in. 1.5050 0.03321 400 236 126 38
196 You know that's just a metaphor, right? 1.5047 0.03442 426 265 107 54
197 I bet Sisyphus never gets this kind of grief from HIS wife! 1.5034 0.03266 437 264 126 47
198 I did not wet my pants. That’s just Antarctica melting! 1.5034 0.03430 441 278 104 59
199 Phyllis, what does that even mean, ‘work-life balance’?” 1.5023 0.03349 428 262 117 49
200 If you insist on carrying the weight of the world, you need shoes with better support. 1.5023 0.03446 428 268 105 55
201 Honey, it’s just a beach ball, don’t be so dramatic. And I want my dress back by the end of the day. 1.5023 0.03453 432 272 103 57
202 Why can't you just use GPS like everyone else? 1.5023 0.03374 432 267 113 52
203 That chili I ate for dinner last night is going to be bad for Argentina. 1.5012 0.03590 413 264 91 58
204 When I asked you to make the Earth move this evening, I had something else in mind dear 1.5012 0.03375 415 253 116 46
205 I’m going for a walk with Sisyphus. He says I pick up his spirits. 1.5012 0.03226 423 251 132 40
206 Umm..yeah, I'd say my job is essential... 1.5012 0.03411 423 262 110 51
207 Jesus Ayn, I'm not shrugging, it's heavy. 1.5012 0.03404 427 265 110 52
208 Fine. I’ll stop bringing my work home with me. 1.5012 0.03304 433 264 121 48
209 I'm taking it back because it's defective." 1.5012 0.03447 433 273 103 57
210 It's a small world my a.. 1.5011 0.03381 439 274 110 55
211 It doesn't spark joy anymore... 1.5000 0.03531 422 269 95 58
212 Really!? Pick up the dry cleaning too? 1.5000 0.03375 418 256 115 47
213 Am I essential at work?! Are we really having this conversation right now, Martha 1.5000 0.03556 408 258 96 54
214 You still have to take out the trash 1.4985 0.03807 323 197 91 35
215 Be careful. You dropped it a few weeks ago, and look what happened. 1.4976 0.03530 412 261 97 54
216 This one came with a pandemic, so I'm returning it. 1.4964 0.03452 411 256 106 49
217 Amazon really messed this one up. 1.4963 0.03447 409 254 107 48
218 Now be sure to wash your hands if you touch China! 1.4963 0.03550 409 260 95 54
219 Oh, for Pete’s sake, Nancy—I’m halfway out the door! Can’t you look up Santa Fe on the internet? 1.4963 0.03600 409 263 89 57
220 Gonna return it for the 2019 model. 1.4962 0.03490 391 241 106 44
221 Why do I always put my car key in my back pocket? 1.4962 0.03471 391 240 108 43
222 I'm getting rid of all my earthly possessions." 1.4951 0.03383 408 250 114 44
223 Not everyone can work from home, you know. 1.4950 0.03353 404 245 118 41
224 It's time I stopped bringing work home with me. 1.4950 0.03260 404 240 128 36
225 It goes on the shoulders, Gary. It’s the monkey that goes on the back. 1.4950 0.03579 402 256 93 53
226 Oh yeah? Well....I don't see your face launching any ships Helen! 1.4950 0.03086 400 267 82 50
227 I’ll try to fix it, lady, but this time you may really have done it. 1.4949 0.03549 396 249 98 49
228 It’s not the weight of the world that bothers me. It’s this ridiculous uniform. 1.4938 0.03263 405 258 99 47
229 It could be worse. You could 've married Sisyphus. 1.4938 0.03263 405 263 90 50
230 Yes, I'm sure I'm considered to be an essential worker. 1.4938 0.03235 405 240 130 35
231 We agreed, if it doesn't bring you joy it's time to let it go" 1.4937 0.03617 399 256 89 54
232 I'll bring this back once you learn how to take care of it! 1.4937 0.03457 399 247 107 45
233 I used to carry the whole world on my shoulders. Now it’s a just a big pain in the ass. 1.4937 0.03697 395 257 81 57
234 They lied; it's nobody's oyster. 1.4924 0.03580 394 250 94 50
235 No! I can't just shrug it off" 1.4923 0.03571 390 246 96 48
236 I'm leaving you Dorris, and I'm taking everything — and I mean "everything"! 1.4923 0.03440 390 239 110 41
237 Unless I gaze upon the severed head of Medusa, I'll be home about 6. 1.4913 0.03444 401 249 107 45
238 Just once, I wish it WAS flat. 1.4913 0.03407 401 247 111 43
239 Does it go in the blue bin or the green bin? 1.4910 0.03546 391 246 98 47
240 Can you grab my mask? 1.4910 0.03578 389 246 95 48
241 Not that one- I told you I wanted the pretty one with the ring around it! 1.4910 0.03516 387 241 102 44
242 Remind me if this is trash or recycling. 1.4910 0.03516 387 241 102 44
243 Try to shrug it off?” Are you kidding 1.4901 0.03642 355 220 96 39
244 Oh, please. Try homeschooling the kids for a day. 1.4896 0.03556 384 241 98 45
245 This would be a lot easier if it were flat” 1.4896 0.03498 384 238 104 42
246 I'll call you with an estimate. It's likely going to need a lot of repair. 1.4882 0.03557 381 239 98 44
247 It’s not up to me, Karen, apparently I’m “essential”. 1.4881 0.03629 379 241 91 47
248 Some of us simply cannot work from home. 1.4881 0.03571 379 238 97 44
249 If Zeus calls, tell him I left for the bowling alley already. 1.4881 0.03042 377 249 87 41
250 You forgot your face mask dear! 1.4869 0.03589 382 242 94 46
251 Does this go in the recycling or the trash? 1.4867 0.03532 376 234 101 41
252 What do you mean, I’m not an essential worker? 1.4866 0.03646 374 238 90 46
253 You're lucky. Think about the one who has to carry the Sun. 1.4866 0.03506 374 231 104 39
254 The ice helps. 1.4848 0.03818 297 180 90 27
255 Can you rotate it thirty degrees counterclockwise? The Himalayas are killing my right shoulder. 1.4836 0.03540 366 227 101 38
256 ‘I’m just glad we kept the receipt.’ 1.4835 0.03533 364 225 102 37
257 I know the store is closed. I'm taking it back to the Greeks maybe they still have the instructions." 1.4834 0.03525 362 223 103 36
258 Does this make my ass look big? 1.4833 0.03668 360 228 90 42
259 How the hell should I know where Carmen Sandiego is? 1.4833 0.03710 360 230 86 44
260 I should've made it flat" 1.4819 0.03176 359 241 77 41
261 So, I shrugged. You don't have to write a book about it. 1.4819 0.03780 359 233 79 47
262 Google wants it back. 1.4819 0.02784 359 235 91 32
263 Sure, sure, Gaia, you carried it for nine months - but it was a lot lighter then! 1.4807 0.03641 337 208 96 33
264 That's it, I'm taking it back!" 1.4806 0.03484 360 223 102 35
265 You know you can just roll it, right?” 1.4802 0.03714 354 226 86 42
266 And while you’re at the doctor’s, have him look at that thing on your back. 1.4802 0.03692 354 225 88 41
267 Wouldn't it have been easier to show them where it is on a laptop? 1.4802 0.03605 354 221 96 37
268 This was a lot easier when it was flat. 1.4789 0.03727 355 228 84 43
269 Is it just me or is this thing getting warmer?" 1.4785 0.03627 326 199 98 29
270 Does this Earth make my ass look flat?” 1.4767 0.03838 344 224 76 44
271 Pyjama Guy: Walking out of that door, you seem like a Hercules from Alabama, celebrating death. Old guy: What?? Pyjama Guy: Stay the fick home!!! @newyorkermag 1.4766 0.04337 342 246 29 67
272 I know, Janet...but if I don't dress up, use visual aids and say his name a bunch of times, he won't be able to pay attention long enough to get the message. 1.4766 0.03965 342 228 65 49
273 It’s a small world after all. 1.4759 0.03873 332 215 76 41
274 I still don't see why Sisyfus can work from home but I'm somehow considered "essential." 1.4759 0.03729 332 209 88 35
275 Just don't shrug 1.4759 0.03704 332 208 90 34
276 No reason to shrug. It's mostly water weight. 1.4754 0.03718 345 220 86 39
277 I’m off to crash a meeting of the Flat Earthers. 1.4752 0.03711 343 218 87 38
278 I won't need a coat. This thing gets warmer every year. 1.4752 0.03665 343 216 91 36
279 Just taking it out for a spin. 1.4749 0.03672 339 213 91 35
280 Pile it on Marge. Like it makes a difference. 1.4749 0.03672 339 213 91 35
281 Non essential, my ass” 1.4748 0.03688 337 212 90 35
282 No, I can’t do this virtually! 1.4748 0.03783 337 216 82 39
283 This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a shrug 1.4743 0.03761 331 210 85 36
284 I'll exchange it for a virus-free one. 1.4743 0.03786 331 211 83 37
285 I’ve been deemed essential. 1.4743 0.03663 331 206 93 32
286 I’m returning it, it has a virus. 1.4731 0.03760 334 213 84 37
287 Yes, now that you mention it, I do have a lot weighing on my shoulders. 1.4731 0.03639 334 208 94 32
288 Yes, if you must know the damn thing is very heavy; and if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s getting hotter too. 1.4731 0.03614 334 207 96 31
289 I’m going bowling with Zeus. 1.4731 0.03784 334 214 82 38
290 Sure. Now I’m essential. 1.4730 0.03715 315 195 91 29
291 Maybe I am a myth, but what we had was real. 1.4729 0.03848 332 215 77 40
292 You do realize this will make my asteroids flare up, don't you? 1.4722 0.03895 324 210 75 39
293 The thing stopped working, so I’m returning it. 1.4720 0.03202 339 228 67 38
294 This doesn't look essential to you? 1.4716 0.03026 335 219 87 29
295 If Sisyphus calls, tell him I’m busy. 1.4713 0.03761 331 211 84 36
296 Five more years of climate change and I can retire. 1.4711 0.03802 329 216 73 40
297 Could you scratch my back? Around New Zealand, I think. 1.4710 0.03947 310 200 74 36
298 Oh, so now I’m an essential worker? 1.4698 0.03768 315 198 86 31
299 I remember when Antarctica made a decent ice pack." 1.4698 0.03660 315 194 94 27
300 At least it's not a monkey 1.4697 0.03695 330 208 89 33
301 If it FIT in a bag I'd PUT it in a bag! 1.4697 0.03619 330 205 95 30
302 Don't worry, you're still my sun, my moon, and all my stars. 1.4697 0.03719 330 209 87 34
303 I dunno. Ask Ayn Rand... 1.4691 0.02524 324 220 78 26
304 Unbelievable. The 4-billion year warranty just expired, and now this. 1.4691 0.03574 324 206 87 31
305 Nope, I’m done. It’s going out on the curb.” 1.4689 0.03887 322 209 75 38
306 Really Brenda? Bunny slippers? 1.4689 0.03761 322 204 85 33
307 It doesn’t spark joy anymore, Lisa.” 1.4686 0.03949 318 208 71 39
308 Lunching with Sisyphus 1.4686 0.03847 318 204 79 35
309 I am getting rid of it. This one’s infected. 1.4684 0.03196 316 207 81 28
310 Trading this in for Mercury. People just cause problems. 1.4683 0.03611 331 206 95 30
311 I told them it’s the turtle’s turn, but do they listen to me? Nooooo! 1.4683 0.03611 331 206 95 30
312 So maybe I don't carry the weight of the world on my SHOULDERS... 1.4682 0.03722 314 196 89 29
313 Believe me, dear... it’s warming 1.4675 0.03777 323 206 83 34
314 Must you always insist that I move heaven and earth for you 1.4675 0.03903 323 211 73 39
315 While you're out, check and see if you can find any toilet paper. 1.4675 0.03777 323 206 83 34
316 No, I did not know that the Atlantic looks like a goat kissing the Pacific" 1.4671 0.03838 319 205 79 35
317 Atlas Sighed 1.4669 0.02506 317 213 75 25
318 Don't let the door hit you in Eurasia." 1.4669 0.03855 317 204 78 35
319 Just text me if there's anything else you want me to pick up. 1.4669 0.03777 317 201 84 32
320 I asked for flowers Daryl, not the whole world” 1.4667 0.03741 315 198 87 30
321 It beats that gig Sisyphus got. 1.4665 0.03619 313 192 96 25
322 They only said to keep things that give you joy. 1.4641 0.03847 306 195 80 31
323 Well, you weren't my whole world either. 1.4641 0.04063 306 203 64 39
324 That's easy for you to say Karen...the whole world doesn't revolve around you! 1.4641 0.03705 306 190 90 26
325 I'm returning this, half of the features don't even work anymore! 1.4633 0.03729 313 197 87 29
326 Stop singing “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands”, or I swear I’ll dunk those bunny slippers into your coffee! 1.4633 0.03864 313 202 77 34
327 You know, if it really was flat, it would be easier to carry. 1.4625 0.03781 307 194 84 29
328 It would mean the world to me if you could get the door. 1.4625 0.03638 307 189 94 24
329 Call Zeus. Tell him I am too old for this ****! 1.4625 0.03316 307 211 63 33
330 At least I still have a job. 1.4625 0.03781 307 194 84 29
331 Maybe your back would get better if you didn't always bring your work home with you. 1.4625 0.03892 307 198 76 33
332 Honey, remember that’s not recyclable.” 1.4623 0.03534 305 184 101 20
333 I never knew Earth was so close to Uranus. 1.4620 0.04012 303 199 68 36
334 Who did you THINK you married, Zeus!? 1.4618 0.03864 301 192 79 30
335 Dr. Fauci on his way to another press conference. 1.4613 0.03864 310 210 61 39
336 I'm done trying to fix it. Just going to put it in the yard for the dog to play with. 1.4608 0.03846 306 196 79 31
337 Atlas didn't have the heart to tell Eleanor that he'd been laid off weeks ago. 1.4600 0.03986 300 196 70 34
338 This is the last time I am bringing work home with me. 1.4600 0.03756 300 188 86 26
339 I'll be home a little late - it's a leap year. 1.4600 0.03873 300 192 78 30
340 No, it's not supposed to get that hot. It's got a 5 billion year warranty, I'm pretty sure they'll just exchange it. 1.4600 0.03930 300 194 74 32
341 When you stop wearing bunny slippers. That's when! 1.4600 0.04014 300 197 68 35
342 Are my continents on straight? 1.4600 0.03829 300 193 77 30
343 Not everything revolves around you, Atlas. . 1.4597 0.03862 298 190 79 29
344 Don't taunt me, Edna. You know if you make me laugh the Nile flows backwards. 1.4591 0.04196 257 165 66 26
345 Zeus won’t let us work from home. 1.4585 0.03470 301 205 64 32
346 Damn it, Edith, I can't just shrug it off! 1.4585 0.03776 301 190 84 27
347 I'm sorry but I cannot make this revolve around you 1.4585 0.03976 301 197 70 34
348 I'll be home late. Its a leap year. 1.4585 0.03805 301 191 82 28
349 I'd be even more impressed if you could take out the trash without being asked. 1.4585 0.04086 301 201 62 38
350 I know you get to work from home, but that doesn’t mean you can wear my bunny slippers.” 1.4579 0.03880 273 170 81 22
351 I'm just taking Mother out for a spin.” 1.4576 0.03978 295 192 71 32
352 I told you before. It’s the greenhouse gasses. 1.4573 0.03184 293 201 63 28
353 Fine, I’ll take it back.” 1.4567 0.03855 289 193 64 32
354 Doc told me to apply heat to my lower back, and this thing just keeps getting warmer. 1.4567 0.03761 289 180 86 23
355 Garbage or recycle? 1.4567 0.03496 289 191 70 27
356 Honey, I’ve got this. I’ve got the whole world in my hands. 1.4567 0.03114 289 189 79 21
357 Just 30 seconds in disinfectant should do it! 1.4567 0.03978 289 187 72 30
358 Some days I feel as if I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. Other days I just shrug it off. 1.4567 0.03917 289 185 76 28
359 Sorry for the mix-up. You've been promised the moon, right? 1.4567 0.03886 289 184 78 27
360 When you said you were going globe-trotting... 1.4567 0.03171 289 188 80 21
361 Yes Sharon, running out of decaf does sound like a difficult morning” 1.4555 0.03605 292 193 71 28
362 I guess I’m considered essential” 1.4552 0.04018 279 180 71 28
363 Just when I got used to working from home, back to the pedestal we go. 1.4552 0.03907 290 186 76 28
364 Honey. It’s a metaphor. 1.4552 0.03470 290 194 66 28
365 Fauci: “Well, I’m off for my daily press briefing!” 1.4552 0.03069 290 198 64 26
366 Be careful with that - it's 4.54 billion years old!" 1.4549 0.03926 288 185 75 28
367 Does the weight of the world make my butt look big? 1.4549 0.03987 288 187 71 30
368 I'm having lunch with Sisyphus." 1.4549 0.04077 288 190 65 33
369 Did you say try rolling it? 1.4549 0.03864 288 183 79 26
370 Every day is bleeping earth day for me. 1.4549 0.03926 288 185 75 28
371 Really? In those shoes? 1.4549 0.04018 288 188 69 31
372 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll wipe it down first. 1.4549 0.03737 288 179 87 22
373 Well, as a matter of fact, the world DOES revolve around me. 1.4549 0.03588 288 191 67 28
374 I'm hiding it. It's the only way to keep the feds from destroying it. 1.4549 0.03926 288 185 75 28
375 Going out for a cup of coffee with Sisyphus to brainstorm some kind of collaboration. 1.4549 0.03864 288 183 79 26
376 All things considered, Atlas, it's a small world after all. 1.4549 0.04077 288 190 65 33
377 It no longer gives me joy 1.4549 0.03720 288 186 75 26
378 I'd hate to be the guy who's holding Uranus. 1.4549 0.04136 288 192 61 35
379 Is it me or is this thing getting warmer? 1.4549 0.03769 288 180 85 23
380 I’ll try to exchange it for a new one. 1.4549 0.02835 288 192 76 20
381 Everyone is working from home. 1.4549 0.02658 288 206 57 25
382 She ain’t heavy, she’s your mother. 1.4545 0.04158 286 191 60 35
383 I asked for the moon.” 1.4539 0.03954 282 181 74 27
384 You better wash that thing off before you bring it back in. 1.4533 0.03916 289 186 75 28
385 I wish the Himalayas weren’t so pointy. 1.4530 0.03997 287 187 70 30
386 Well, another day, another rotation. 1.4523 0.03781 283 177 84 22
387 Just ONCE, I'd like to leave without you telling me to lift with my legs. 1.4520 0.03964 281 181 73 27
388 If they knew how hard it was to replace one of these, they would take better care of it. 1.4520 0.03931 281 180 75 26
389 I can really feel the obesity epidemic 1.4520 0.03356 281 183 69 22
390 Well, SOME of us perform essential functions! 1.4516 0.03951 279 179 74 26
391 Atlas, darling, I've put your lunch box in the Mariana Trench. 1.4516 0.03312 279 193 59 27
392 Actually I did try turning it off and on again, it's just not restarting properly 1.4513 0.04165 277 184 61 32
393 One day you'll learn to just shrug it off. 1.4513 0.03144 277 188 65 23
394 You should still wear a mask. 1.4513 0.03905 277 176 77 24
395 Can you pick up the dry cleaning too? 1.4504 0.04047 282 185 67 30
396 It’s a globe, just roll it honey! 1.4504 0.04109 282 187 63 32
397 Be back soon--just dropping this off for Sysyphus. 1.4485 0.04056 272 177 68 27
398 ...at least, I have a job... 1.4481 0.03975 270 173 73 24
399 I hate earth day! 1.4481 0.04243 270 181 57 32
400 It's only until I sell my screenplay. 1.4481 0.04010 270 174 71 25
401 It's easier than pushing it up a hill. 1.4479 0.04203 259 170 62 27
402 Get dressed, you're going to have to help me with Jupiter. 1.4477 0.03644 277 187 62 27
403 That does it. I'm taking this damn thing to the dump. 1.4477 0.04100 277 183 64 30
404 Yeah, yeah, I know. You dated Atlas. 1.4477 0.04163 277 185 60 32
405 It still beats working in an Amazon fulfillment center. 1.4477 0.03732 277 192 54 31
406 This was so much easier before obesity became a worldwide problem. 1.4473 0.04024 275 179 69 27
407 No, I’m not thankful that I still have a job. 1.4462 0.04149 251 162 66 23
408 How am I considered essential but Prometheus gets to work from home? 1.4461 0.04351 269 184 50 35
409 It just doesn't spark joy for me anymore." 1.4461 0.04122 269 177 64 28
410 I'll be at Rockefeller Center if you need me. 1.4461 0.04088 269 176 66 27
411 I should've left these deliveries to the Amazons. 1.4461 0.04155 269 178 62 29
412 Remember dear, you promised me you'd move heaven as well. 1.4461 0.04088 269 176 66 27
413 Seriously, you're going to wear those shoes to the office? 1.4461 0.03914 269 171 76 22
414 Couldn't you just use Google Earth? 1.4461 0.03932 269 179 63 27
415 No time to shrug. 1.4461 0.03879 269 170 78 21
416 Why not just roll it? 1.4461 0.04188 269 179 60 30
417 When the internet provider said I could have have the world at my fingertips, I should have known it was a trap. 1.4461 0.04088 269 176 66 27
418 Fauci needs help today” 1.4460 0.04024 278 182 68 28
419 Go to hell, Ayn! We both know that's not why I do this. 1.4460 0.03859 278 177 78 23
420 Bad enough it was heavy, now it’s also getting warmer.. 1.4457 0.03899 267 169 77 21
421 Jeez, Martha; I got the weight of the world on my shoulders, and you ask me not to forget a half-gallon of milk on my way home??? 1.4457 0.04110 267 175 65 27
422 I betcha Prometheus never brings his work home! 1.4457 0.03970 267 171 73 23
423 No, I can't just work from home. 1.4457 0.03970 267 171 73 23
424 I'll bring it back when there is a vaccine. 1.4457 0.04278 267 180 55 32
425 You're the one who wanted a God in bed. 1.4457 0.04006 267 172 71 24
426 Yes, I’m an essential worker! 1.4449 0.04049 263 170 69 24
427 I’m sure somebody will take it if it’s free” 1.4449 0.04155 263 173 63 27
428 I’m going out for a spin. 1.4449 0.03921 263 169 72 22
429 It could use some fresh air. 1.4449 0.04084 263 171 67 25
430 I’ll just say that one of you needs to get off my butt. 1.4449 0.03903 263 166 77 20
431 Mrs. Fauci: "Oh Anthony, please! Don't be so dramatic." 1.4449 0.04393 263 180 49 34
432 ...and no, I can't work from home. 1.4449 0.04190 263 174 61 28
433 Hunny, a flat earth philosophy may be easier to bear. 1.4449 0.03693 263 178 60 25
434 It's bring your metaphor to work day, honey 1.4449 0.04084 263 171 67 25
435 I liked it better flat" 1.4444 0.03973 270 174 72 24
436 How foolish I was to think you wanted to see the world with me. 1.4444 0.04042 270 176 68 26
437 The planet has put on a few pounds since the quarantine started. 1.4444 0.03903 270 172 76 22
438 Is it me or has this thing been getting hotter lately? 1.4444 0.03973 270 174 72 24
439 Honestly Martha, it's mostly water weight" 1.4432 0.03965 264 169 73 22
440 I'm sorry, it just doesn't spark joy anymore! 1.4427 0.04235 262 175 58 29
441 Damn turtle's late again. 1.4427 0.04235 262 175 58 29
442 Make sure you come back with toilet paper 1.4427 0.04269 262 176 56 30
443 She ain’t heavy, she’s my mother. 1.4422 0.04128 251 170 54 27
444 Actually, it's easier since all the ice melted. 1.4414 0.04013 256 164 71 21
445 Did you seriously just say, "Happy Earth Day"? 1.4414 0.04051 256 165 69 22
446 Every day this thing keeps getting warmer. 1.4411 0.03509 263 177 64 22
447 Of course I'm an essential worker. 1.4411 0.03184 263 177 67 19
448 I still can't understand how that other guy's got the whole world in his hands. 1.4411 0.03974 263 169 72 22
449 Yes, I'm going out without a mask. 1.4411 0.04118 263 173 64 26
450 No, after all, it's not a small world. 1.4411 0.03901 263 167 76 20
451 Easier to distribute the weight since they all started holding still. 1.4397 0.04001 257 165 71 21
452 Wish me "no volcanoes today!" 1.4397 0.04223 257 171 59 27
453 Ask around. All the neighbors think their jobs are important too. 1.4397 0.03924 257 163 75 19
454 Atlas, Honey, could you please see if you can pick up some toilet paper while you're out? 1.4397 0.04187 257 170 61 26
455 If you walk out that door, my whole world will just disappear! 1.4397 0.03428 257 180 50 25
456 Taking it to the shop. It's overheating. 1.4392 0.04210 255 169 60 26
457 See if my chiropractor can see me at 2 this afternoon 1.4392 0.03826 255 159 80 16
458 Before the cutbacks, at least I had a lever and a place to stand.” 1.4392 0.04136 255 167 64 24
459 I’ll be back in 80 days. 1.4392 0.03039 255 179 55 21
460 Yes, honey, I am lifting with my knees! 1.4382 0.04106 251 163 66 22
461 If I’m going to single-handedly carry the world on my back the least you can do is change out of your robe, Linda.” 1.4380 0.04245 258 173 57 28
462 I never shrugged! 1.4380 0.03735 258 172 64 22
463 Darn it, I forgot my mask. 1.4380 0.04137 258 170 63 25
464 Oh no, don't worry... I'LL get the door. 1.4378 0.04168 249 163 63 23
465 Do you have the receipt?” 1.4378 0.04321 249 167 55 27
466 When this is all over we’re getting a turtle.” 1.4378 0.04168 249 163 63 23
467 You’re not going out in sandals, are you 1.4378 0.04245 249 165 59 25
468 And, once you finish saving the world, the lawn needs mowing. 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
469 It's all about engaging your core. 1.4378 0.04283 249 166 57 26
470 I just can't shrug off my responsibility. 1.4378 0.04168 249 163 63 23
471 I don't know what to tell you Lisa, eternity means eternity. You knew this when we started dating 1.4375 0.04305 256 173 54 29
472 It doesn't revolve around you! 1.4370 0.03915 254 161 75 18
473 Last time I agree to do show and tell. 1.4365 0.04132 252 165 64 23
474 At least I don’t have to carry Uranus 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
475 I told you a flat one would work better." 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
476 Lift with your knees, sweetie. 1.4360 0.03505 250 174 48 21
477 Are you sure everyone at the office is dressing up for Earth Day? 1.4360 0.04417 250 171 49 30
478 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weight of the world. Every day. I get it. Now don't forget the milk. 1.4360 0.04077 250 162 67 21
479 Mint condition" my ass 1.4360 0.04344 250 169 53 28
480 Well, don't judge me, Joanne—it keeps me from touching my face. 1.4358 0.04184 257 171 60 26
481 One time, Christine. I shrugged one time.” 1.4355 0.03724 248 167 60 21
482 Oh damn! I forgot to put my mask on! 1.4355 0.04256 248 165 58 25
483 Atlas called in sick again! 1.4355 0.04179 248 163 62 23
484 Work-life balance can kiss my ass. 1.4355 0.01398 248 183 49 16
485 I’m taking it back for a refund. 1.4355 0.04294 248 166 56 26
486 OK, OK, I'll take it back and get you the Boston Globe. 1.4355 0.04179 248 163 62 23
487 Shoe lace is untied.” 1.4343 0.02727 251 179 52 19
488 Who knew, but flat would have been easier to carry. 1.4343 0.03985 251 161 71 19
489 Be sure to wash your hands. 1.4343 0.04218 251 167 59 25
490 They said I could go back to work once I understood the gravity of the situation 1.4339 0.04087 242 156 67 19
491 What on Earth do you think you are doing? 1.4339 0.04410 242 164 51 27
492 Honey, you’re supposed to hold it by the poles” 1.4339 0.04252 242 160 59 23
493 We borrowed this from our children and it’s time to give it back. 1.4339 0.04211 242 159 61 22
494 Honey don’t forget your mask 1.4339 0.04449 242 165 49 28
495 A giant turtle used to do this job, but then of course PETA objected. 1.4339 0.04171 242 158 63 21
496 Your therapist is right. This Ayn Rand obsession has gone too far. 1.4339 0.04371 242 163 53 26
497 Sorry. I ordered “Atlas Shrugged” not Atlas schlepped. 1.4339 0.04449 242 165 49 28
498 He's got the whole world in his hands," my ass. 1.4339 0.04171 242 158 63 21
499 Oh, like you're a Greek goddess. 1.4339 0.04211 242 159 61 22
500 Knock it off, Martha, you knew what I did for a living when you married me.” 1.4339 0.03401 242 165 57 19
501 Yeah, well you're no "MRS SISYPHUS" either! 1.4339 0.03894 242 169 48 25
502 There's nothing to fear but sphere itself. 1.4339 0.04171 242 158 63 21
503 Watching her husband leave for the 4 billionth time, Atlas' wife shrugged. 1.4339 0.04332 242 162 55 25
504 Well, if you wanted a guy with a predictable routine, you should've stuck with Sisyphus. 1.4339 0.04292 242 161 57 24
505 This wasn't what I bargained for when I signed up for Planet Fitness. 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
506 Just roll with it? Is that supposed to be funny? 1.4327 0.04174 245 161 62 22
507 I decided this didn’t spark joy 1.4321 0.03184 243 168 57 18
508 Look on the bright side, it makes your butt look smaller. 1.4321 0.04318 243 163 55 25
509 I’d be more impressed if you’d just fix the sink... 1.4317 0.04452 227 152 52 23
510 When Zeus says you’re an essential worker, you listen to him.” 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
511 I HAVE to go — I’m an essential worker! 1.4315 0.04098 241 156 66 19
512 It doesn’t spark joy, Helen!” 1.4315 0.04304 241 161 56 24
513 I can feel the difference since Planet Fitness closed” 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
514 Why don’t you just roll it?” 1.4315 0.03651 241 160 62 18
515 Could you scratch me around the Pacific Islands? 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
516 When Harry left, Alice felt like he took her whole world with him. 1.4315 0.04324 241 164 51 26
517 You know, I heard Sisyphus moved into a building with an elevator” 1.4315 0.04140 241 157 64 20
518 When I said I would move heaven and earth for you, it was just an expression. 1.4315 0.03969 241 153 72 16
519 I'm taking it back to PCWorld. This version has a virus. 1.4315 0.04538 241 167 44 30
520 I'm gonna put it in the trash. It's not working any more. 1.4315 0.03628 241 168 51 22
521 Life was so much easier when I had this thing on a string! 1.4315 0.04055 241 155 68 18
522 You think I wouldn't LOVE to work from home? 1.4315 0.04422 241 164 50 27
523 I'm returning it to the store. Everyone knows it's supposed to be FLAT. 1.4315 0.04500 241 166 46 29
524 I'm headed to Rockefeller Center. I got promised some steady work. 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
525 And these sandals you bought give me no arch support. 1.4315 0.04055 241 155 68 18
526 Well ofcourse I'm stressed, Doris! I have the weight of the whole darn world on my shoulders! 1.4315 0.03836 241 165 54 22
527 You still have to wear a mask. 1.4315 0.04576 241 168 42 31
528 Well, to be honest...it does make your butt look big. 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
529 Not without a face mask you’re not 1.4315 0.04098 241 156 66 19
530 How are you going to cover your mouth when you cough? 1.4315 0.04343 241 162 54 25
531 The Himalayas are killing me. 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
532 Why not go on a sabbatical to relax your back, Atlas?" they said. "Nothing will happen in those four months on earth," they said 1.4315 0.04383 241 163 52 26
533 You should carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, not your back. 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
534 Bend with your legs. 1.4315 0.04140 241 157 64 20
535 I just can't work at home! 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
536 I think you’re supposed to carry it on your shoulders. 1.4304 0.04230 237 156 60 21
537 It gets heavier every time Trump opens his big mouth!! 1.4304 0.04314 237 158 56 23
538 Sisyphus can’t carry my jockstrap.” 1.4298 0.04393 228 152 54 22
539 Try doing it in heels” 1.4298 0.04256 235 155 59 21
540 It just doesn't spark joy! 1.4298 0.04585 235 163 43 29
541 This would be so much easier if it was flat. 1.4298 0.04256 235 155 59 21
542 Why can’t you just take a Pilates class like everyone else’ 1.4298 0.04423 235 159 51 25
543 At least you won’t be able to touch your face. 1.4298 0.04298 235 156 57 22
544 I got promoted to Global Manager. 1.4298 0.04298 235 156 57 22
545 I think I finally found someone to take it off my hands 1.4298 0.03922 235 155 62 18
546 The water is the tricky part. 1.4298 0.04382 235 158 53 24
547 At least you're not married to Sisyphus. 1.4298 0.04169 235 153 63 19
548 I don't need a mask. 1.4298 0.03208 235 163 52 17
549 You’re a fine one to talk about weird shoes” 1.4298 0.04505 235 161 47 27
550 Just tell the chiropractor it’s work related. 1.4298 0.04382 235 158 53 24
551 I didn't realize what I was in for when I took this job with Atlas Movers. 1.4298 0.04125 235 152 65 18
552 Have to deliver this to Ayn Rand. 1.4298 0.04423 235 159 51 25
553 I think I am going to return it 1.4298 0.04523 242 168 44 30
554 This one's busted - gonna get a new one! 1.4298 0.04289 242 162 56 24
555 I told you to keep the box." 1.4298 0.04329 242 163 54 25
556 Really? The sandals? That’s all you want to say? 1.4286 0.04132 238 155 64 19
557 And don’t come back till you fix it” 1.4286 0.04174 238 156 62 20
558 Told you it was going bad!" 1.4280 0.04112 236 153 65 18
559 Last day. We go digital tomorrow. 1.4280 0.04046 236 159 55 21
560 This'll take most the day. Then I'll realign the planets, grab some take-out and . . . seeya about 6? 1.4280 0.04284 236 157 57 22
561 It’s where they make me carry the moon that causes the chafing. 1.4280 0.04408 236 160 51 25
562 It’s not going to carry itself. 1.4280 0.04284 236 157 57 22
563 Glaciers are melting. Seas are rising. Teutonic plates are shifting. Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, wildfires, droughts, tornadoes, and hurricanes are worse than ever. Now this damned virus. My back is killing me. 1.4279 0.04431 222 148 53 21
564 Ayn, I will not shrug it off! 1.4279 0.04523 222 150 49 23
565 They say the other guy had the whole thing in his hands...” 1.4274 0.04091 234 151 66 17
566 One of us can’t “work from home” Jean. 1.4274 0.03666 234 157 60 17
567 Taking it out for a spin.” 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
568 I just asked you to take out the garbage. You don’t need to be so dramatic!” 1.4274 0.04136 234 152 64 18
569 I left it with you for 10 minutes! 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
570 It’s a metaphor.” 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
571 Wait that's Earth? Then where are we?? 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
572 I said I'd move heaven and earth for you didn't I? 1.4274 0.04202 234 163 46 25
573 Global warming's made this a fire hazard! 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
574 I’m bowling with Zeus. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
575 That was the agreement Carol. You can keep the Nespresso but I get everything else. 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
576 It's just until they invent maps. 1.4274 0.04352 234 157 54 23
577 I don't care if you prefer Google Earth - I still like a thing you can hold in your hands 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
578 If Zeus says it's essential work, it's essential work... 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
579 Damn right I'm returning it. I asked for it on a string. 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
580 If everyone in Argentina raises their hand, they can scratch my ass! 1.4274 0.03764 234 164 48 22
581 Dammit - could you grab a mask and tie it on for me please? 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
582 No, I can’t do it over video conference. 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
583 No, I cannot grab a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread on the way home. 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
584 We’ll take it back, but I don’t think you’re getting a refund.” 1.4273 0.04224 227 148 61 18
585 No matter how much we argue, Martha I am still considered an ‘essential worker’” 1.4273 0.04493 227 154 49 24
586 Its Earth day and its NOT a skirt 1.4273 0.04316 227 150 57 20
587 Yes, I know my sandal is untied. 1.4273 0.04449 227 153 51 23
588 Actually no, Marie, I can't "just roll it". 1.4273 0.04270 227 149 59 19
589 I'm returning it...the instruction manual is too complicated to follow. 1.4273 0.04405 227 152 53 22
590 Yes I'm sure. The guy said money-back guarantee." 1.4261 0.04093 230 148 66 16
591 This would have been easier to carry if it were flat 1.4261 0.04491 230 157 48 25
592 It feels a lot heavier after I spend a few minutes on Twitter. 1.4261 0.02550 230 166 48 16
593 Wait. Have you seen my mask? 1.4261 0.04185 230 150 62 18
594 To be honest, I keep Antarctica down there for my back. 1.4261 0.04406 230 155 52 23
595 You can't take globalism too lightly. 1.4261 0.04363 230 154 54 22
596 I keep telling you it's not a metaphor. 1.4261 0.04363 230 154 54 22
597 Broke and can't be fixed. Taking it out to the curb. 1.4261 0.04363 230 154 54 22
598 If there's any more Marie Kondo-ing,you can do it yourself! 1.4261 0.04657 230 161 40 29
599 Sisiphus and I are carpooling. 1.4261 0.04230 230 151 60 19
600 Does this world on my back make my butt look big? 1.4255 0.04379 235 159 52 24
601 You act like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.4255 0.04379 235 159 52 24
602 Watch your back, honey. Remember what happened last time... 1.4255 0.04033 235 151 68 16
603 When you proposed to me and told me you would show me the world this is not what I had in mind..... 1.4255 0.04379 235 159 52 24
604 I’m so glad the weight of the world is behind you. 1.4255 0.04210 235 155 60 20
605 Oh for heaven’s sake, Debbie, we go through this every day! 1.4254 0.04301 228 151 57 20
606 Don’t shrug or Ayn will write a sequel” 1.4254 0.04605 228 158 43 27
607 I know. But we just can’t keep up with the maintenance anymore” 1.4254 0.04256 228 150 59 19
608 There are days I feel like the whole world is on my ass. 1.4254 0.04390 228 153 53 22
609 Yeah I'll try to remember the milk. 1.4254 0.04256 228 150 59 19
610 Tierra del Fuego is a pain in the ass. 1.4254 0.04117 228 147 65 16
611 It’s not the weight so much, it’s the constant whining. 1.4254 0.04301 228 151 57 20
612 I shrugged and now I need to go see a chiropractor 1.4254 0.04164 228 148 63 17
613 Wash your hands when you're finished. 1.4254 0.03774 228 160 47 21
614 Remember to sneeze into your elbow! 1.4254 0.04390 228 153 53 22
615 Frank, the weight of the world is suppose to be on your shoulders. No wonder you have three bulging discs. 1.4254 0.03564 228 161 47 20
616 I'll be back soon. I'm going to try to find one that works. 1.4254 0.04210 228 149 61 18
617 Don't forget 0.0041781 degrees a second. Australia needs daylight too. 1.4254 0.03037 228 156 57 14
618 We tried Zoom, but the gallery view was a nightmare. 1.4254 0.04345 228 152 55 21
619 Just my luck, Governor Cuomo reopened Rockefeller Center. 1.4254 0.04605 228 158 43 27
620 Get one that isn't broken this time. 1.4249 0.04235 233 154 59 20
621 I'm guessing you'll want me to get the door" 1.4248 0.04142 226 146 64 16
622 Quick, hand me a mask. 1.4248 0.04417 226 152 52 22
623 Sometimes I wish the flat earthers were right.” 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
624 Hon if you are going to carry the weight of the world use your legs not shoulders!” 1.4242 0.04348 231 155 54 22
625 The global warming is helping my back pain. 1.4236 0.04241 229 151 59 19
626 Because I'm an essential worker, that's why. 1.4236 0.04286 229 152 57 20
627 This was a lot easier to carry when people thought it was flat. 1.4236 0.04418 229 155 51 23
628 If I hear one more thing about Earth Day ... 1.4236 0.04196 229 150 61 18
629 Does this planet make my butt look big?” 1.4229 0.04446 227 154 50 23
630 Lift with your knees, honey. 1.4229 0.04312 227 151 56 20
631 I gave you the world, but I can take it back! 1.4229 0.03625 227 156 47 18
632 I'm just happy that I still have a job. 1.4229 0.03651 227 152 55 17
633 Make sure you wash your hands when you put that down.” 1.4222 0.04339 225 150 55 20
634 Yes, I tried holding it another way, Margie 1.4222 0.04339 225 150 55 20
635 “Oh ‘weight of the world,’ huh?!.. you’ll do anything to get out of housework.” 1.4222 0.04316 225 152 52 21
636 You think bunny slippers and bath robes just grow on trees!?!? 1.4222 0.04562 225 155 45 25
637 Atlas Kvetched 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
638 I’m going to recycle it 1.4222 0.04152 225 146 63 16
639 I know you want to throw it out, but I think we should repair it. 1.4222 0.03418 225 155 50 17
640 Apparently I’m “essential”. 1.4222 0.04430 225 152 51 22
641 I guess this doesn’t spark joy anymore?” 1.4222 0.04339 225 150 55 20
642 You know it is "Take Your Burden to Work Day." 1.4222 0.04152 225 146 63 16
643 I'll be right back. Just dropping it off at Fauci's place. 1.4222 0.04293 225 149 57 19
644 I can’t get over what a small world it is. 1.4222 0.02778 225 156 51 13
645 Next time use Google maps. 1.4222 0.04430 225 152 51 22
646 I'm in no position to shrug...both literally and figuratively. 1.4222 0.04430 225 152 51 22
647 Some people are saving the world. I’m giving it back. 1.4222 0.04293 225 149 57 19
648 Why the hell would I shrug? 1.4222 0.04006 225 153 53 19
649 Since it's contaminated, I'm throwing the damn thing out". Elwood Largis, New Faairfield, C 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
650 Shall I try Clorox or just toss it? 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
651 ''If Sisyphus calls, tell him I'm on my way." 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
652 God wants it back. 1.4222 0.04339 225 150 55 20
653 When Trump is no longer president, it will seem a lot lighter. 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
654 Tsk, I should have read the small print. ‘Head of Global Marketing’ indeed. 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
655 It might be lighter if you remove all the plastic. 1.4222 0.04316 225 152 52 21
656 You know, YOU could take out the garbage from time to time. 1.4222 0.04080 225 152 54 19
657 For your information it DOES get heavier every day. 1.4222 0.04152 225 151 55 19
658 I have to go, dear. Apparently I'm "essential." 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
659 Does this thing go in the trash or the recycling? 1.4222 0.04293 225 149 57 19
660 And lose the bunny slippers. 1.4222 0.04339 225 150 55 20
661 No, I can’t do my job via Zoom. 1.4217 0.04403 230 156 51 23
662 I'll get the door. Don't strain yourself. 1.4211 0.04342 228 153 54 21
663 It's a lot hotter than before Trump became president. 1.4211 0.04252 228 151 58 19
664 “Be honest – does the earth make my butt look big?” 1.4211 0.05169 171 117 36 18
665 You just had to look after it for 5 minutes ... 5 minutes ... 1.4208 0.03624 221 158 43 20
666 I just shrug when I hear Sisyphus complain. 1.4208 0.04153 221 143 63 15
667 I liked it better when the earth was flat. 1.4208 0.04394 221 148 53 20
668 Well you CLEARY didn’t follow the maintenance instructions.” 1.4204 0.04185 226 148 61 17
669 Atlas: I give humans the world for one second........” 1.4204 0.03918 226 150 60 16
670 So dramatic. Why can't you just wear the "WE ARE THE WORLD" T-shirt I bought you? 1.4204 0.03816 226 153 56 17
671 Zeus has gotten into that reenactment crap, and I'm starting to get tired of it. 1.4204 0.04090 226 146 65 15
672 No, no, no... It goes ‘He’s got the whole world in his HANDS’, honey.” 1.4201 0.04422 219 147 52 20
673 She's not heavy, she's our mother 1.4201 0.04178 219 142 62 15
674 Oh God, Atlas. Don’t be so dramatic.” 1.4201 0.04374 219 151 46 22
675 It’s no longer sparking joy” 1.4201 0.04653 219 152 42 25
676 Don’t start season 2 without me 1.4201 0.04516 219 149 48 22
677 The world needs a break. I'm taking it for a walk. 1.4201 0.03496 219 147 59 13
678 It might be your house, but it's my world! 1.4201 0.04422 219 147 52 20
679 This debate over global warming just burns my ass. 1.4201 0.03215 219 153 48 16
680 If you could get the door, that’d be great. 1.4201 0.03496 219 146 59 13
681 Sorry, Ayn, I just can't shrug this one off. 1.4201 0.04698 219 153 40 26
682 Make sure you don’t touch China this time. 1.4201 0.04516 219 149 48 22
683 This was a hell of a lot easier back when people thought it was flat. 1.4201 0.04326 219 145 56 18
684 Quit complaining! It's a small world after all. 1.4201 0.04562 219 150 46 23
685 Just get the door - I've got the rest. 1.4201 0.04562 219 150 46 23
686 Honey, trash day was yesterday. 1.4201 0.04374 219 146 54 19
687 Thank goodness I'm only 5 billion years from retirement. 1.4201 0.04562 219 149 46 23
688 It’s easier than homeschooling. 1.4201 0.03082 219 153 52 14
689 Remember not to touch your face.” 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
690 I’m going to see if the neighbors will trade this for a roll of toilet paper 1.4182 0.04545 220 151 46 23
691 How many times have I told you to stop bringing your work home with you? 1.4182 0.04164 220 143 62 15
692 Well I ordered a world atlas. Not Atlas with the world. Please take yourself to UPS and they will pack you up and ship you back to Amazon. Easy peasy! 1.4182 0.04545 220 151 46 23
693 Make sure you sanitize it. 1.4174 0.04189 218 142 61 15
694 Don’t worry, I’ll stay 1,261,154,400 feet away from the moon.” 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
695 Bunny slippers? What are you: six?” 1.4174 0.04386 218 151 45 22
696 I know it’s a lot Carol, but have you seen what the first responders and essential workers have been doing? 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
697 Timmy forgot his Earth Day project. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
698 Really? You need to have this conversation right now? 1.4174 0.04575 218 150 45 23
699 If I act like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders, Marge, it's only because I am. 1.4174 0.02797 218 154 51 13
700 Oh right, my mask ! 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
701 What if I decide I'm non-essential, huh? What then? 1.4174 0.04239 218 143 59 16
702 Yeah! Yeah!! I 'm wearing my truss! 1.4174 0.03621 218 149 54 15
703 Just try Google Maps, Dear 1.4174 0.04575 218 150 45 23
704 'You'll work from home,' he says. 'Piece of cake,' he says..." 1.4174 0.04338 218 145 55 18
705 Still, a lot lighter than Uranus. 1.4174 0.04575 218 150 45 23
706 I move heaven and earth, and chiropractors are still out-of-network. 1.4174 0.04386 218 146 53 19
707 You’ll get this back when you learn to be more responsible with precious things.” 1.4159 0.04541 214 146 47 21
708 Hey, I don’t love it either but until they fix that statue, the bank is paying me to stand out in front.” 1.4155 0.04370 219 147 53 19
709 Recycle or compost? 1.4155 0.04224 219 144 59 16
710 Cuomo says I’m essential. 1.4155 0.04465 219 149 49 21
711 I'm taking it out for some fresh air. 1.4155 0.04273 219 145 57 17
712 Don't forget it's the Solstice. Don't wait up for me. 1.4155 0.04174 219 143 61 15
713 You could’ve at least mentioned in the advertisement that you lived in a sixth-floor walk-up. 1.4155 0.04418 219 148 51 20
714 I swear to god the next idiot who says 'You know it really is an oblate spheroid' gets it dropped right on his damn toe! 1.4155 0.04224 219 144 59 16
715 Are you sure it doesn’t spark joy?” 1.4151 0.04716 212 148 40 24
716 Just heard the bowling alleys are open in Georgia... 1.4151 0.04571 212 145 46 21
717 Stop it. I have enough people on my back already. 1.4151 0.04472 212 143 50 19
718 Dammit, everyone else is working from home," Atlas shrugged 1.4151 0.04268 212 139 58 15
719 It’s like the whole damn world gets to work from home except for me! 1.4151 0.04571 212 145 46 21
720 I preferred it when I had the whole world in my hands. 1.4143 0.04748 210 147 39 24
721 Our deepest thanks to all the essential workers who carry the weight of the world on their backs 1.4143 0.04295 210 138 57 15
722 They said no house calls because of the lockdown. We have to bring it in if we want it fixed. 1.4143 0.03847 210 145 49 14
723 I need to take this out for a spin. 1.4143 0.04451 210 141 51 18
724 I’ll show everyone what a globalist looks like! 1.4143 0.04295 210 138 57 15
725 Don’t just stand there! Can’t you see my leg is stuck under the door? 1.4143 0.03992 210 155 32 23
726 I feel like I'm forgetting something." 1.4131 0.04011 213 148 47 18
727 Marriage. Promised you the Moon, can't handle the Earth. 1.4131 0.03214 213 148 49 14
728 I get that from your angle it appears to be round, but that’s just what NASA wants you to think...” 1.4123 0.04279 211 139 57 15
729 Next time you borrow my stuff, try not to break it, ok?" 1.4115 0.04616 209 144 44 21
730 Sisyphus works from home..." 1.4115 0.04665 209 145 42 22
731 It’s a leap year so I may be home late. 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
732 Well, if you must know, I’ll be giving this to someone who cares.” 1.4115 0.03094 209 144 51 12
733 Don't forget to wash your hands" 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 50 18
734 It was on sale. 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 50 18
735 Unfortunately we can’t all work from home 1.4115 0.04252 209 137 58 14
736 Stand up straight, you look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
737 Why can't I get a GPS unit and go digital like all the other Atlases? 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
738 You know what the doctor said. Lift with your knees, honey. 1.4115 0.04714 209 146 40 23
739 I gotta go hose it off, it’s got some sort of virus on it. 1.4115 0.04566 209 143 46 20
740 Antarctica relieves my sciatica! 1.4115 0.04252 209 136 58 14
741 Earth Day my ass! 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
742 Obviously I'm "essential". 1.4115 0.04198 209 136 60 13
743 I think it's time earth had a little bit of fresh air. 1.4115 0.04252 209 137 58 14
744 No, I cannot find Carmen San Diego. 1.4115 0.04359 209 138 54 16
745 What I really resent is the weight of all the idiots. 1.4115 0.04665 209 145 42 22
746 Now remember not to shrug. 1.4115 0.03609 209 143 47 14
747 Just taking it out for repairs. 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 50 18
748 Does anybody even like Bring Your Planet to Work Day? 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
749 You're lucky it's not Jupiter. 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 49 18
750 Well yes, I could just roll it, but then I wouldn’t seem so Godlike, would I? 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
751 Sure Sara, like I don’t have the weight of the world on my back already, I’ll run out and get you a bagel! 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
752 Straighten up! You look like you’re carrying the world on your shoulders 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
753 Before you criticize my footwear look at your slippers 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
754 Yes, Edith. I'll be sure to wash my hands before I come home. 1.4115 0.04616 209 144 44 21
755 I'm not playing anymore. I'm taking my ball and going home. 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
756 Yes, it's heavy, but I'm just glad to be employed right now. 1.4115 0.04252 209 137 58 14
757 Well if I’m being honest, Atlas, it does make your ass look fat. 1.4115 0.04665 209 145 42 22
758 Isn't the weight suppose to be on your shoulders? 1.4115 0.04386 209 142 49 18
759 Zeus told me Hades can have it. 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
760 Yes, I think I'm "essential personnel". And yes, I'll keep it 6 feet from other worlds. 1.4115 0.04252 209 137 58 14
761 Yeah, Edith, I am fuckin' "essential". 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
762 Well aren’t you special standing there in your bunny slippers telling me how to do my job! 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
763 You knew I was a God when you married me. 1.4115 0.04386 209 141 48 18
764 Remember Edith, you used to be my world." 1.4112 0.03499 214 158 36 20
765 You know honey when I told you you carried the world on your back, I was speaking metaphorically 1.4106 0.04334 207 137 55 15
766 Quit complaining Atlas, at least you still have a job. 1.4095 0.04395 210 141 52 17
767 Hey, with all the gyms closed, you gotta improvise. 1.4095 0.04343 210 140 54 16
768 I told you to get something with more arch support.. 1.4095 0.04395 210 141 52 17
769 Try tilting it on its axis. 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
770 I'm just going for a spin around sun. 1.4095 0.03782 210 145 50 15
771 Damn. Can you go grab my mask? 1.4095 0.04548 210 144 46 20
772 Do you believe me now? It’s not flat.” 1.4089 0.04163 203 131 61 11
773 You can take the house...” 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
774 A dozen golden apples from Hera's. Anything else? 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
775 That's great, Bill, but someone still has to take out the trash. 1.4089 0.04391 203 135 53 15
776 'Wait, what's Google maps?' 1.4085 0.04142 213 139 61 13
777 I told you the flat earth theory would be easier to move" 1.4080 0.02315 201 144 46 10
778 They just don’t understand the gravity of what I do. I’ll see you at 6.” 1.4080 0.04248 201 131 58 12
779 'It's the damned turtle's day off.' 1.4080 0.04640 201 138 44 19
780 You work at a tech company Steve, get over yourself. 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
781 Of course I washed my hands! 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
782 ‘Just put over there by the sun.’ 1.4080 0.04420 201 134 52 15
783 Careful honey...That’s how you threw your back last time. 1.4080 0.03015 201 142 46 12
784 When’s the last time this thing sparked joy in your life?” 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
785 Yeah, yeah. Earth Day, every damn day. 1.4080 0.03097 201 139 52 10
786 What ever you do - don't shrug! 1.4080 0.04640 201 138 44 19
787 Maybe I should reconsider that Sisyphus gig. 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
788 Say hi to Sisyphus for me. 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
789 So your Amazon delivery is delayed, go cry me an ocean 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
790 And a quart of 1%. Got it. 1.4080 0.04640 201 138 44 19
791 You do know the car has GPS, right? 1.4080 0.04951 201 144 32 25
792 I give you the world and its still not good enough! 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
793 I'll be back later; I just need to some space 1.4080 0.04476 201 135 50 16
794 Gravitas! How can you say I lack gravitas? 1.4080 0.04640 201 138 44 19
795 You’d be grumpy too if you had Mt. Everest poking you in the back! 1.4080 0.04531 201 136 48 17
796 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds... but who's counting? 1.4080 0.04335 201 135 51 15
797 Why don't you try rolling? 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
798 While you're out, honey, would you mind picking up a few things at Whole Foods? 1.4069 0.04483 204 138 49 17
799 I told you, Carol, it's not a 'stupid hobby,' it's my JOB. I support the Earth and I support this family, and I DESERVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT! 1.4069 0.04590 204 140 45 19
800 Yes, the weight of the world is on my shoulders. 1.4059 0.04674 202 140 42 20
801 Oh great, Sisyphus is driving the car pool? This ride is going to take forever. 1.4059 0.04513 202 137 48 17
802 Organic waste is on Thursdays, right? 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
803 Going out for a spin. 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
804 Remind me to file the Andes down tonight. 1.4051 0.04627 195 133 45 17
805 I’m just the delivery guy, it’s your problem now. 1.4050 0.04707 200 139 41 20
806 At least you get to go outside." 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
807 Recycle or Trash?" 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
808 oh no, don't worry about it Pam, I've got the door, it's fine" 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
809 I think it’ll be easier once the ice melts.” 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
810 I'm taking it outside to get some sun!" 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
811 I know you’re essential, but there’s no need to carry the weight of the world on your back” 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
812 Does this go with the recycling, Marge? 1.4050 0.03332 200 142 45 13
813 I’ll see if we can get you an undamaged one by the end of next week” 1.4050 0.04139 200 139 45 16
814 Yeah, and Sisyphus was declared essential too, I know." 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
815 Yes, Karen, I’m an essential worker. No, Karen, I can’t just work from home. 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
816 You’re not sparking much joy right now, either!” 1.4050 0.03016 200 150 34 16
817 My doctor said it should have me removed. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
818 Taking this back. You guys clearly made a mess of it. 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
819 Atlas: The original essential worker 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
820 Almost forgot--honey, hand me my mask? 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
821 If you ask me, Ayn Rand shrugged. 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
822 No, it doesn’t go faster when you sing “He’s got the whole world in his hands.” 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
823 Honey, aren’t you forgetting your mask? 1.4050 0.04404 200 136 48 16
824 Yes, I have the grocery list! 1.4050 0.03294 200 147 37 15
825 Who do you think you are, Anthony Fauci? 1.4050 0.04916 200 143 33 24
826 It’s broken again, I’m returning it! 1.4050 0.02614 200 146 41 12
827 What?" he shrugged,"The gyms are closed. 1.4050 0.03332 200 137 53 10
828 You’re wrong Ayn. It’s a stoop not a shrug.” 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
829 Just another earth day 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
830 Yes, honey. But I'm just not sure the recycling truck will take it. 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
831 I'm returning this to Amazon, it has some serious flaws. 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
832 It's defective. I'm returning it. 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
833 Yes, Zelda. The weight of the world IS on my shoulders. 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
834 They said I’m “essential.” 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
835 Driving me nuts -- just off the coast of Oman. Scratch hard, but please don't start a tsunami this time. 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
836 Remember to drop off UK outside of European Union! 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
837 I guess you're still an essential worker, then? 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
838 You said you wouldn't leave me for the world! 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
839 If you feel multiple tremors throughout the day, blame it on last night’s bean soup. 1.4050 0.03724 200 145 38 17
840 Goodbye, Ayn. I can’t be a god AND your muse. Something has to give. 1.4050 0.04375 200 138 45 17
841 I'll try, but I'm pretty sure it's too late to return this. 1.4050 0.04139 200 134 53 13
842 So that’s what happens when you shrug 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
843 Honey, where is your mask? 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
844 I’m just going out for a quick spin. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
845 If you carry it like that, you’re going to melt Antarctica. 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
846 That’s not proper form. Did Crossfit teach you nothing? 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
847 Don't give me any nonsense about love making the world go round. 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
848 Bob, deflating it won't flatten the curve." 1.4049 0.04726 205 144 39 22
849 For God’s sake, Earl. No, it doesn’t make your butt look big. 1.4039 0.04386 203 136 52 15
850 I’m giving this to Greta. She’s ready and willing.” 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
851 God I wish I'd worn my other shoes. 1.4031 0.03996 191 130 49 12
852 If it's not too much to ask, Martha, put my mask on me. 1.4031 0.04254 196 128 57 11
853 Why don’t you tell me again about how it’s a small world after all?” 1.4030 0.04358 201 139 45 17
854 I use it for the topographical relief 1.4030 0.04415 201 135 51 15
855 Shoulders, it's "the weight of the world on your shoulders", not your back. 1.4030 0.02793 201 149 38 14
856 I know, use the car pool lane. 1.4030 0.04001 201 138 48 14
857 Don't talk to me about Responsibilities. 1.4030 0.04608 201 141 40 20
858 You should be lifting with your knees. 1.4021 0.04698 194 134 42 18
859 'Remember to lift with your legs...' 1.4021 0.04344 194 128 54 12
860 I’m leaving. You can keep the moon. 1.4021 0.04641 194 133 44 17
861 You’re not Jesus honey, please put on your N95 before trying to save the world!” 1.4021 0.03212 194 137 46 11
862 If I hold it this way, I won't be touching my face. 1.4021 0.04583 194 132 46 16
863 Archimedes had a better idea!! 1.4021 0.04465 194 130 50 14
864 Retire? No way! This job is the world to me. 1.4021 0.04405 194 129 52 13
865 Sisyphus...get me a quart of milk, a dozen eggs and a pound of Feta on your way back. 1.4021 0.04810 194 136 38 20
866 At least it's not on my shoulders anymore. 1.4021 0.04465 194 130 50 14
867 Oh ok. Now I see that whole "weight of the world" thing wasn't just a metaphor. 1.4021 0.04405 194 129 52 13
868 You really shouldn't go out without your face mask. 1.4021 0.04755 194 135 40 19
869 if only it was flat..... 1.4021 0.04641 194 133 44 17
870 Sometimes I really wish it were flat" 1.4012 0.04753 162 107 45 10
871 Well working from home has been hard on all of us, Debbie.” 1.4010 0.04310 192 126 55 11
872 I’m just taking this outside to cool down. 1.4010 0.04556 192 130 47 15
873 I’m not sure what’s wrong with it. I tried turning it off and on again like you suggested.” 1.4010 0.04496 192 129 49 14
874 Don’t let the door hit Eurasia!” 1.4010 0.04556 192 130 47 15
875 God designated me as an essential worker, might be home late tonight.” 1.4010 0.04615 192 131 45 16
876 I'm tired of losing arguments to those Flat Earthers. 1.4010 0.04435 192 128 51 13
877 Yeah yeah, I'll keep her 6 feet from the other planets. 1.4010 0.04556 192 130 47 15
878 It’s meaningless if you don’t engage your core. 1.4010 0.03770 192 137 38 15
879 Now you tell me to put on the mask!? 1.4010 0.04732 192 133 41 18
880 How many more times do we have to get this thing fixed?! 1.4010 0.04674 192 132 43 17
881 Does it look like I can take the trash out on my way out? 1.4010 0.04615 192 131 45 16
882 Pick up milk and eggs on the way home. 1.4010 0.03095 192 137 44 11
883 I will be home after I finish my orbit. 1.4010 0.04496 192 129 49 14
884 Are you sure you can't work from home? 1.4010 0.03546 192 135 45 12
885 Give that damn thing to Prometheus, I'm sick of having it in the house. 1.4010 0.04310 192 126 55 11
886 15 minutes to sunrise and you want to talk about your mother? 1.4010 0.04789 192 134 39 19
887 Honey, if this thing gets any hotter I’m going to need to borrow your oven mitts. 1.4010 0.02769 192 141 39 12
888 Oh just shrug it off will you already 1.4010 0.04674 192 132 43 17
889 Clearly,we have different ideas about “essential worker.” 1.4010 0.04615 192 131 45 16
890 Today’s the day, Margo. They can take this job and shrug it. 1.4010 0.04674 192 132 43 17
891 Would you mind helping me with my mask? 1.4010 0.03429 192 136 44 12
892 Not every essential worker is a doctor, babe. 1.4010 0.03005 192 140 38 13
893 “Fine! I’ll put it back where I found it.” 1.4010 0.04298 197 130 55 12
894 No, Pleione, “Lift with your knees” is NOT helpful. 1.4000 0.04622 195 134 44 17
895 Ya know you should really lift the weight of the world with your legs and not your back. 1.4000 0.04622 195 134 44 17
896 Carl, I recognize that you're carrying the weight of the world right now, but it's the tunic and sandals I don't get." 1.4000 0.04767 190 132 40 18
897 How'd you feel if the weight of the world rested on your backside 1.4000 0.04622 195 134 44 17
898 I tried to put it in recycling but apparently its trash. 1.4000 0.04939 190 135 34 21
899 Of course I'm an essential worker! I have the whole world on my shoulders 1.4000 0.04678 195 135 42 18
900 Ok, you've made your point. I thought you were using a metaphor. 1.4000 0.04402 190 126 52 12
901 Zuse doesn't wear a mask and neither do I. 1.4000 0.04527 190 128 48 14
902 That's right, Margaret. I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. 1.4000 0.04735 195 136 40 19
903 Some days it feels less like a workout and more like a burden. 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
904 I still think you’re the one with excess baggage.” 1.3990 0.04537 193 131 47 15
905 Don’t forget the Moon on your way out...” 1.3990 0.04769 193 135 39 19
906 Can you at least give me a hand with China? 1.3990 0.04712 193 134 41 18
907 I didn't roll my eyes, honey. I just shrugged! 1.3990 0.04417 193 129 51 13
908 Simmer down, Ayn. I'm just going for a walk. 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
909 When I said I would move heaven and earth for you, I didn't mean it literally. 1.3980 0.04429 196 132 50 14
910 A roller bag? Really? That’s your amazing solution?” 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
911 Some days I wish the Flat-Earthers were right. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
912 You don’t get it - I can’t retire - they need me. 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
913 Did the earth move for you darling? 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
914 This is what I mean with “overly dramatic”. 1.3979 0.04918 191 136 34 21
915 Have you seen my keys?” 1.3979 0.03955 191 133 45 13
916 I don't know how the health care workers do this everyday." 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
917 I'm going to show this to the flat earth society 1.3979 0.04804 191 133 38 19
918 Are you sure it's still under warranty?" 1.3979 0.04861 191 135 36 20
919 Apparently, it didn’t spark joy. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
920 I'm taking it back. Please, no more impulse purchases. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
921 I'll put it out next to the recycling. Somebody's bound to have a use for it. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
922 And don't bring your work home with you from now on. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
923 I’ll get the recycling later 1.3979 0.03777 191 128 54 9
924 Yes, last time I checked, carrying the entire world on your back is considered "essential work". 1.3979 0.04747 191 133 40 18
925 You could have told me to begin with that you wanted one with rings. 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
926 Seems heavier this week... 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
927 Yes dear, I know the Atlantic is leaking on my robe. 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
928 Don’t wait with dinner. I’ll be an eternity. 1.3979 0.04508 191 129 48 14
929 Atlas shrugged, my foot. This thing weighs a ton. 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
930 Well, yes I did order an Atlas, but I really just wanted a book. 1.3968 0.04722 189 131 41 17
931 Damn. I think my sandal strap just came loose.” 1.3968 0.04722 189 131 41 17
932 “Next Earth Day I’m bringing in cookies.” 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
933 You’re wearing that to work? 1.3968 0.03323 189 131 49 9
934 it be easier to carry if it was flat" 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
935 I was going to take care of it once I had my coffee, you don't have to be so dramatic 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
936 And I’m taking the cat too. 1.3968 0.04414 189 126 51 12
937 You’re supposed to carry it on your shoulders, Derek. 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
938 Honey, don't forget the toilet paper. 1.3968 0.04540 189 127 47 14
939 Take a vacation. Have fun. Jim would manage earth just fine. That's what you said Karen. That's what you said. 1.3968 0.04478 189 127 49 13
940 Honey, are you sure Costco’s gonna take it back?” 1.3968 0.04840 189 133 37 19
941 Dr. Anthony Fauci heading to the next press briefing. 1.3968 0.04722 189 131 41 17
942 Yeah, yeah... try it backwards and in high heels.” 1.3968 0.04509 189 135 36 18
943 Apparently God isn’t smart enough to get Zoom installed so he wants to meet in person. I’m asking for hazard pay this time.” 1.3968 0.02769 189 140 38 11
944 Well they DO think I'm essential, so don't wait up." 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
945 Our kid couldn't do his Solar System report about Mercury? 1.3968 0.04540 189 128 47 14
946 I am still retired. It's just freelance. 1.3968 0.02557 189 137 40 10
947 I'll pick up the moon from the cleaners on the way back. 1.3968 0.04540 189 128 47 14
948 Damn, I forgot my mask. 1.3968 0.03568 189 133 43 12
949 I'm taking her to the ER. 1.3968 0.04840 189 133 37 19
950 Pick up milk while you’re out. 1.3968 0.04782 189 132 39 18
951 I’m bringing it to a remote location where it can be quarantined 1.3968 0.03723 189 131 47 11
952 At least I don't have to roll it up that hill anymore! 1.3968 0.04350 189 125 53 11
953 You know hun, I think you could have made the same point if you’d used styrofoam. 1.3968 0.04478 189 127 49 13
954 Hopefully, tomorrow's Workout of the Day will be easier. 1.3968 0.02665 189 136 44 9
955 It's got a virus. I'm finally going to unload this thing. 1.3968 0.04840 189 133 37 19
956 It was with the latest addition of Grecian sandles that Eleanor knew her husband's delusions of grandeur had gone too far. 1.3958 0.04668 192 133 42 17
957 Yes, I know what my therapist said, but someone has to do it 1.3958 0.03615 192 136 42 13
958 Stop acting like the world revolves around you! 1.3958 0.04726 192 134 40 18
959 It could have been Jupiter. 1.3958 0.04668 192 133 42 17
960 I really thought Bill and Melinda might be taking over.... 1.3958 0.04609 192 132 44 16
961 Those shoes?” 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
962 Does my butt make the earth look big” 1.3957 0.04757 187 130 40 17
963 “Oh yeah Suzanne? You really want to talk about who carries the emotional burden?” 1.3957 0.04935 187 133 34 20
964 By all means, just stand there. 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
965 Can you pick up some milk on the way home? 1.3957 0.04877 187 132 36 19
966 Fine I’ll put it in the garage with all the other broken stuff...” 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
967 We’ve only had it 200,000 years. We‘re getting the full refund. 1.3957 0.04635 187 128 44 15
968 Ok, if it no longer brings you joy.” 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
969 It’s fine, Helen, it’s not like I need help or anything.” 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
970 You never learned to delegate 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
971 I know you have a lot on your shoulder but don’t forget to buy milk. 1.3957 0.04109 187 134 36 16
972 Don't forget your mask, gloves and hand sanitizer! 1.3957 0.04178 187 121 58 8
973 Zeus claims I'm an essential worker. 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
974 Its time to social distance. 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
975 Jeez! Last year you complained about the monkey. 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
976 Yes, to the dump. Thing's been sitting in the attic for billions of years. 1.3957 0.04635 187 128 44 15
977 Could you at least help carry out the moon? 1.3957 0.04877 187 132 36 19
978 Watch where you’re going with that! 1.3957 0.03930 187 135 37 15
979 Essential, Lois. Essential. 1.3957 0.04877 187 132 36 19
980 Oh, I’ll be late tonight, I promised Sisyphus we’d go bowling. 1.3957 0.04993 187 134 32 21
981 Yes, dear, I am sure my job is considered essential 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
982 I’ll look at the coffee maker after I finish taking out the trash. 1.3957 0.04380 187 124 52 11
983 Next time, why don't you use Google maps like everyone else—instead of ordering Atlas from Amazon?" 1.3957 0.04817 187 131 38 18
984 For the last time, Pleione, I'll remember not to shrug! 1.3957 0.04314 187 122 54 10
985 . . . and call Zeus. Tell him I'm on my way. 1.3957 0.04635 187 128 44 15
986 We'll talk later. Can't you see I have enough on my back ?? 1.3957 0.04817 187 131 38 18
987 Stop fussing. If I drop it it's not the end of the world! 1.3956 0.04724 182 125 42 15
988 Atlas’ wife shrugged. 1.3947 0.04300 190 133 42 15
989 Even Sisyphus works from home, why can’t you? 1.3947 0.04761 190 133 39 18
990 ‘Don’t forget to get milk.’ 1.3947 0.04702 190 132 41 17
991 And somehow I still make minimum wage... “essential worker” my a** 1.3947 0.04582 190 130 45 15
992 They said the whole world is supposed to stay home, sweetheart.” 1.3947 0.04819 190 134 37 19
993 I told you. Should have made it flat. 1.3947 0.03436 190 136 42 12
994 How many rolls of toilet paper do you think I can get for this? 1.3947 0.04582 190 130 45 15
995 Don’t wait up honey, I have to work late tonight... I’m going to Hell in a hand basket. 1.3938 0.04410 193 130 50 13
996 “I think you should have disinfected it first” 1.3936 0.04737 188 131 40 17
997 Yes, Marge, I am essential. 1.3936 0.04796 188 132 38 18
998 You have everything you need to take on the world, they said. It’ll be easy, they said” 1.3936 0.03239 188 134 42 10
999 I'm leaving you...you'll myth me someday 1.3936 0.04855 188 133 36 19
1000 Unless the apocalypse comes, I'll be back for dinner. 1.3936 0.04426 188 126 50 12
1001 I hate bringing my work home. 1.3936 0.04490 188 127 48 13
1002 Time to trade up! 1.3936 0.04913 188 134 34 20
1003 Of course I won't drop the ball. 1.3936 0.03951 188 123 53 8
1004 'Could be worse, I could be a health worker.' 1.3936 0.04426 188 126 50 12
1005 I'm leaving and I'm taking your world with me. 1.3936 0.02191 188 142 34 11
1006 Screw Ayn Rand. I don't like shrugging AND I need a union. 1.3936 0.04394 188 127 47 13
1007 You were my world. 1.3934 0.04639 183 125 44 14
1008 What? You know that Thursday is my bowling night! 1.3934 0.03180 183 131 42 9
1009 I didn't mean it literally Brian. 1.3934 0.04767 183 127 40 16
1010 God, I miss the days it was still flat!" 1.3927 0.04502 191 130 47 14
1011 All the guys are meeting and bringing their planets. 1.3927 0.04563 191 131 45 15
1012 At first I just shrugged, but now I have back pain.” 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
1013 Well, welcome to my world! 1.3923 0.04540 181 122 47 12
1014 I can't just shrug it off Ayn 1.3923 0.04540 181 122 47 12
1015 Great, nine billion people coughing into my shoulder. 1.3923 0.04332 181 123 45 12
1016 It doesn't bring me joy any more. 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
1017 I would’ve given you the world, Karen” 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
1018 I've been doing this for thousands of years, Helen. Trust me when I say there's not enough bandwidth to do it from home" 1.3915 0.04471 189 128 48 13
1019 It needs a good cleaning. 1.3915 0.04656 189 131 42 16
1020 It’s okay if I drop it, it’s already broken beyond repair.” 1.3913 0.04285 184 121 54 9
1021 Yes, it IS the end of the world. 1.3913 0.04869 184 130 36 18
1022 This place weighed a lot less when there were ice caps. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
1023 Take it back and get a little planet, maybe with a nice ring. 1.3913 0.04930 184 131 34 19
1024 Well, some metaphors matter to me! 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
1025 Since trump won't listen, I am putting this for 40 days QUARANTINE myself 1.3911 0.04840 179 125 38 16
1026 I prefer the world on a string. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
1027 For this I got a masters in Greek Studies? 1.3911 0.04840 179 125 38 16
1028 No mask? No gloves? 1.3911 0.04362 179 123 44 12
1029 Why can't you be like normal husbands and just admit you're going out bowling?! 1.3911 0.04641 179 122 44 13
1030 Have you considered a backpack? 1.3911 0.03151 179 131 37 11
1031 I don't want that disease-ridden thing in the house. 1.3911 0.04968 179 127 34 18
1032 Don’t forget to wash your hands when you put that down. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
1033 Didn’t spark joy.” 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
1034 Don't forget to turn once 24 hours." 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
1035 It isn't going to carry itself. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
1036 Does this go in the recycling or compost bin? 1.3892 0.05141 185 136 26 23
1037 Yes, I’ll pick up some toilet paper.” 1.3889 0.04882 180 127 36 17
1038 I'm not suffering from delusions of grandeur. I'm suffering from grandeur. 1.3889 0.04945 180 128 34 18
1039 I’m taking this thing to the cleaners. 1.3889 0.04687 180 124 42 14
1040 Thanks for taking care of her, but I probably won’t be asking you to babysit again anytime soon.” 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
1041 “I’ve got something that I’ve just got to get off my back!” 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
1042 George, I don't think they'll let you bowl with that, even if it is the grand reopening." 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
1043 You can’t return it. The warranty expired a billion years ago.” 1.3876 0.04822 178 127 34 17
1044 We can’t really afford for you to shrug things off right now honey.” 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
1045 Maybe take the flat one today? 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
1046 Because I’m ‘essential!’” 1.3876 0.04225 178 116 55 7
1047 This is sick, I need to take it to a hospital. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
1048 Why didn't you just call Atlas like I asked?" 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1049 Are you coming back for the moon or is he taking a separate car? 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
1050 How it’s always my turn to walk the Earth?” 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
1051 You know, it’ll be faster if you just roll it. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
1052 Don’t forget dear, lift with your knees not with your back. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
1053 There’s less pollution now. It’s lighter. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1054 Call Cuomo and tell him I’m on my way. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
1055 I'll be home at sunset. 1.3876 0.03873 178 129 36 13
1056 It feels a lot heavier today. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1057 I know! I know! One quart of low fat milk and the Greek Yogurt! 1.3876 0.04586 178 126 37 15
1058 Your home workout routine has reached biblical levels. 1.3876 0.03439 178 139 22 17
1059 Seriously, Ayn, get off my back about the shrugging. 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
1060 Say goodbye to the world as we knew it! 1.3876 0.04409 178 120 45 11
1061 I'll be working late. We have to roll out the new climate change today. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1062 To qualify for unemployment, I have to carry this for 40 days and 40 nights. 1.3876 0.04516 178 120 47 11
1063 Nag! Nag! Nag! For God's sake woman I have the weight of the World on my shoulders! 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
1064 Goodbye Atlas. You've relieved me of a great burden. 1.3876 0.04984 178 127 33 18
1065 Atlas, how many times have I asked you not to bring your work home? 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1066 It's over, Ayn. I just ... don't care anymore. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
1067 It's not the heft, it's the humanity. 1.3876 0.04586 178 126 37 15
1068 Don't tell anyone I put it down at night. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1069 This one is infected. 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
1070 I know it doesn't 'spark joy,' but isn't this a bit extreme? 1.3876 0.04984 178 127 33 18
1071 I never realized the Andes were so pointy. 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
1072 The heat helps my back pain 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
1073 It’s a first world problem. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
1074 I told you, Helen, "I'm carrying the weight of the world" is not just an expression -- it's my job! 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
1075 I know, I know. Lift with my legs. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
1076 No, Hesperis, I can't just 'do it over Zoom'. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
1077 Well, they're more stylish than your bunny slippers. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
1078 Whenever Atlas went to yoga class, it was his wife who shrugged. 1.3876 0.04516 178 120 47 11
1079 There has been a recall. The tiny humans are malfunctioning. 1.3873 0.03282 173 128 32 12
1080 How can you wear bunny slippers at a time like this? 1.3867 0.04430 181 129 37 15
1081 Was it really that difficult? I told you to get me the one WITH ice. 1.3867 0.04731 181 125 40 15
1082 Atlas was supposed to come take it back but then quarantine started..." 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
1083 Wednesday is cans and bottles dear. 1.3864 0.03500 176 121 48 7
1084 Hey, at least you get to leave the house” 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
1085 For the last time Phyllis, I don't have anything to get off my chest." 1.3864 0.01777 176 129 40 5
1086 You’ve forgotten your mask! 1.3864 0.04724 176 124 37 15
1087 Wow, he really has the whole world in his hands 1.3864 0.02594 176 133 33 10
1088 Just make sure you're back in time tonight to pick up the moon. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
1089 I just needed an atlas...not "Atlas". 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
1090 The worst part is this Spain in my back. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
1091 It may seem silly to you Alice, but it qualifies me for a small business loan 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
1092 What, you don't think Atlas was an 'essential worker?' 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
1093 No, Michelle, it is like the weight of the world on my shoulders! 1.3864 0.04215 176 117 51 8
1094 Don't drop it like last time 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
1095 I'm taking it back and asking for a refund. It went bad long before it's expiration date. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
1096 I don’t care what Cuomo says. I say I’m essential and I’m going into the office. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
1097 Atlas shrugged my ass! This thing weighs a ton! 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
1098 When I said Atlas I meant a book of maps! 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
1099 We can't social distance ourselves if you keep bringing the world home every day. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
1100 Oh for chrissakes, you're supposed to put it on your shoulders, Atlas. 1.3864 0.04549 176 119 46 11
1101 Whose idea was Earth Day? 1.3864 0.04477 176 118 48 10
1102 Keep the coffee on, I'm just taking it to the curb! 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
1103 It's my first post-Covid party and I wanted a costume where I'd be sure not to shake anyone's hand. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
1104 There’s definitely something wrong with it but it’s beyond my level of expertise. But I’m not sure if I should take it to a geologist, an astronomer or a philosopher. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
1105 Nobody ever said selling Atlases door-to-door would be easy. 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
1106 Lift with my legs. I know, I know. 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
1107 He can carry the Earth, but can he pick up milk on his way home? 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
1108 Use your legs, not your back 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
1109 Knock em dead honey!” 1.3855 0.04354 179 129 35 15
1110 You’d think they’d let me work from home.” 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
1111 Seems heavier lately. 1.3855 0.04565 179 122 45 12
1112 When you are done with that, can you take out the recycling? 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
1113 Governor Cuomo says... Yes, I am an essential worker! 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
1114 I'm giving it back...it's filthy and it malfunctioned. 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
1115 Go ahead then, Frank, save the world. 1.3855 0.04565 179 122 45 12
1116 Yeah, and next week they have me doing Jupiter. I'm only keeping this job for the health insurance. 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
1117 Actually, the world does revolve around me. 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
1118 I should never have offered to help Dr. Fauci... 1.3855 0.04897 179 127 35 17
1119 Remember-- if someone asks you about the corona virus, just don't shrug! 1.3855 0.04832 179 126 37 16
1120 Because the Pacific is cooler on my back, that's why. 1.3855 0.04496 179 121 47 11
1121 Actually, Antarctica is like an icepack so my back feels fine. 1.3855 0.04633 179 123 42 13
1122 Three more years and I'm up for the Golden Fleece. 1.3855 0.04426 179 120 49 10
1123 Wait, where are my keys?" 1.3851 0.04509 174 117 47 10
1124 Gone but hopefully, not forgotten.” 1.3851 0.03654 174 118 48 7
1125 Crap, I almost forgot it was garbage day...” 1.3851 0.05064 174 125 31 18
1126 If you really wanted me, you would have accepted me AND my problem” 1.3851 0.04654 174 119 43 12
1127 I’m afraid your curling iron may be emitting green house gases. 1.3851 0.02835 174 134 28 12
1128 No, I won’t be home by 5. I’ve got a world of problems to fix at work.” 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1129 It’s a work thing, Karen!” 1.3851 0.04582 174 118 45 11
1130 And don't expect your deposit back." 1.3851 0.02172 174 129 38 7
1131 The bowling alley is closed, Atlas." 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1132 I told you I should've asked for the moon. 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1133 AT LAST! The quarantine is lifted & I'm free to get back to work! 1.3851 0.04164 174 125 36 13
1134 Dr Fauci I presume 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1135 I'll see if they'll take it back without a receipt 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
1136 I know you’ve had a lot weighing on you, but can you please remember to bring home milk and toilet paper this time?” 1.3851 0.04282 174 119 45 10
1137 I miss when it was flat. 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1138 This can't be good for my back. 1.3851 0.04998 174 124 33 17
1139 Yeah Yeah,eggs,milk and crackers... 1.3851 0.04546 174 120 42 12
1140 The President asked if I would take this off his back; it’s having a negative effect on his golf swing. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
1141 I gotta take this thing into the yard and hose it down. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
1142 Actually, I find the increased warmth rather soothing. 1.3851 0.04725 174 120 41 13
1143 The 'Uranus' comments are not helpful. 1.3851 0.04725 174 120 41 13
1144 Are they putting on weight or am I getting weaker? 1.3851 0.04654 174 119 43 12
1145 You could learn something from our President and let someone else carry it. 1.3851 0.04863 174 122 37 15
1146 I think Venus might have been easier. 1.3851 0.03788 174 123 41 10
1147 The warmth helps my sciatica. 1.3851 0.04582 174 118 45 11
1148 Objectivism, my ass 1.3851 0.04509 174 117 47 10
1149 I’ll be back shortly with the replacement. 1.3851 0.04582 174 118 45 11
1150 The world no longer "sparks joy" in me. 1.3851 0.04998 174 124 33 17
1151 If you ask me, the world ISN’T getting smaller every day. 1.3851 0.04725 174 120 41 13
1152 They finally let me work from home and then Jove calls in sick ... 1.3851 0.04725 174 120 41 13
1153 I'm meeting with Ayn today. She said she's got a job for me. 1.3851 0.04654 174 119 43 12
1154 I’m going to see if I can get this thing fixed — seems like nobody wants the job. 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1155 If one more guy asks me how I am holding up I swear I will throw this at him. 1.3851 0.04509 174 117 47 10
1156 Have you seen my face mask? 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
1157 Shrugging is not an option, Linda! 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
1158 "ok ok... I will go get you the Moon and the Stars then" 1.3842 0.04736 177 122 40 14
1159 "The bronze guy at Rockefeller Center has COVID-19, so they posted a cattle call for substitutes." 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
1160 Yes I'm essential; they've scheduled a solar flare immersion at 9:30 and a lunar eclipse at 2:00. 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
1161 How the world wide web really works 1.3842 0.04599 177 121 44 12
1162 I’m going to see if it can be repaired. 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
1163 . " Sorry it landed in your azaleas Mrs Brockett. Hercules gets a bit carried away when we play softball. 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
1164 Atlas came to the realisation that perhaps he was an essential worker 1.3837 0.05039 172 123 32 17
1165 Fine, I'll save the world by myself 1.3837 0.04616 172 117 44 11
1166 The worst part is listening to that crybaby Sisyphus bitch. 1.3837 0.04971 172 122 34 16
1167 IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY, MOM! 1.3837 0.03282 172 128 29 11
1168 So apparently I'm now considered an 'Essential Worker' 1.3837 0.04832 172 120 38 14
1169 I wish it was flat... 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
1170 I think you are taking this Atlas complex a little too far honey. 1.3829 0.02885 175 122 43 7
1171 No, it’s fine. Just keep watching me struggle.” 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
1172 I wish I didn't have to go to work either, Margie, but just because it's falling apart doesn't mean I don't have to hold it up." 1.3829 0.04908 175 124 35 16
1173 i AM picking up after myself. 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
1174 But, also, maybe you could just ROLL it? I mean, sheesh. Men." 1.3829 0.04974 175 125 33 17
1175 Yes dear, I do in fact think my job qualifies as “essential” 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
1176 easy for you to say, ive got the weight of the world on my shoulders 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
1177 Go back, clean it up, THEN come in!" 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1178 This would be easier to carry if it was flat...” 1.3824 0.04651 170 121 35 14
1179 After two months of quarantine with you, Diane, I’ve realized there are worse eternal punishments” 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
1180 Ma’am, the next time you want to return something, at least make sure it’s in the original packaging” 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
1181 It’s time to swap this out. 1.3824 0.03830 170 121 39 10
1182 Honey, does this make my ass look big? 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
1183 The Gods must have been crazy” 1.3824 0.04613 170 118 40 12
1184 close the door behind you" 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1185 Remember honey, tonight is my bowling night with Agamemnon and Achilles. 1.3824 0.03875 170 129 26 15
1186 Be glad I'm not Fauci 1.3824 0.05148 170 123 29 18
1187 I’d really appreciate some unconditional support right now.” 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
1188 Don’t wait up. It’s a leap year.” 1.3824 0.04651 170 116 43 11
1189 It’s not so much the weight anymore, it’s just more difficult to grasp lately 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1190 I'm leaving you, Darlene. And I'm taking the kids with me. 1.3824 0.05080 170 122 31 17
1191 If only a few politicians would jump off 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1192 The weight of the world isn’t just going to carry itself, Karen.” 1.3824 0.04725 170 117 41 12
1193 Ya know, it'd be easier if it did revolve around me." 1.3824 0.04613 170 118 40 12
1194 Don’t worry, I’ll make a new one in 6 days. 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
1195 Don’t ask…Shrink, chiropractor, then spin class. 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
1196 Check and see if my step counter’s in my pocket. 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1197 Carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders is considered an essential service 1.3824 0.04613 170 118 40 12
1198 Don't worry,I'll get the door, Ruth. 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1199 Anything else for the blue bin 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
1200 Gonna spray it with Lysol. 1.3824 0.05215 170 123 27 18
1201 When I said "I feel like I'm carrying the weight of world," Darlene, I wasn't being metaphorical. 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
1202 I don't know where I'm going with this. 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
1203 Should’a taken better care of it. We warned you. 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
1204 You can't just carry the world on your back, Frank. Use your legs too. 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
1205 Yeah. I'm just glad it isn't Saturn. 1.3824 0.04941 170 120 35 15
1206 I've got to stop bringing work home. 1.3824 0.04651 170 116 43 11
1207 Is my Toga pulling up? Showing the moon would be too much. 1.3824 0.05080 170 122 31 17
1208 Is it me or does this thing get hotter every day? 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1209 Did you find the receipt? 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
1210 It’s meant to be on your shoulders. 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
1211 It feels infected. Does it look infected? 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
1212 It's not that heavy but it's hard to get a grip on it. 1.3824 0.04421 170 118 41 11
1213 I miss when this was America's job 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
1214 No reason for there to be a plague on both of our houses. 1.3815 0.04521 173 116 46 10
1215 I'm sorry Atlas, you just have too much baggage. 1.3810 0.05123 168 121 30 17
1216 Have a good shift at the hospital, hun. I’ll just be here complaining how hard staying home is.” 1.3810 0.04836 168 117 38 13
1217 Remember to stay six feet away from the other planets 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
1218 No Helen, if I wanted to lift with my knees I would.” 1.3810 0.04120 168 118 40 10
1219 You should really be wearing gloves handling that thing 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
1220 Earth Day, my ass! When is MY day? 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
1221 Don’t ask me—all I know is God wants his planet back. 1.3810 0.04532 168 113 46 9
1222 Thank you, I know how the song goes. 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
1223 I'm sorry dear, there are some jobs you just can't do from home. 1.3810 0.04836 168 117 38 13
1224 I ordered an atlas for my grandson and Amazon sends me this? 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
1225 Honey don't forget to pick up the moon before dark. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
1226 Dr. Fauci wants it for today’s “show and tell.” 1.3810 0.04836 168 117 38 13
1227 It doesn’t spark joy.” 1.3801 0.03814 171 127 31 13
1228 Wash your hands after you leave it" 1.3801 0.04987 171 122 33 16
1229 Okay, tuck the moon between my thighs. 1.3801 0.04917 171 121 35 15
1230 Oh sure, everyone gets to social distance except Atlas." 1.3801 0.03629 171 125 35 11
1231 Thank you ma’am, at Atlas Cleaners we do our best to remove tyrannical dictators as well as sociopathic world leader. 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
1232 No, I don't know if I left the toilet seat up or not! 1.3801 0.05256 171 126 25 20
1233 I can't just work from home Diane, I've got the World on my shoulders! 1.3801 0.03859 171 124 34 12
1234 Well, I’m off. 1.3801 0.04847 171 120 37 14
1235 Dung beetles push it in front of them. It's not the same thing at all. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
1236 Why do you always think I'm being dramatic? 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
1237 Don't forget to put the moon out. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
1238 Sorry, I really will try to leave work at work today. 1.3801 0.04703 171 118 41 12
1239 Don’t forget the moon.” 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
1240 Did you wash your hands?" 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1241 Would you just pass me the keys already? You can see I have my hands full! 1.3795 0.02570 166 125 32 9
1242 I ordered a mirrorball! 1.3795 0.02186 166 124 33 8
1243 I gave you the world” 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1244 It could be worse. Some people are unemployed." 1.3795 0.04799 166 115 39 12
1245 How many reps was that? 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
1246 Does this tunic make my butt look big? 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
1247 Honey, just taking it outside to disinfect it." 1.3795 0.04912 166 119 32 15
1248 Yes honey, I did remember to lift with my knees” 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
1249 This was lighter last year. 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
1250 I'm getting too old for this. Next week I'm putting in for Pluto. 1.3795 0.04565 166 112 45 9
1251 After Trump introduces me I swallow the Tide Pod, wait 30 seconds and shrug. He then declares the world disinfected and that everyone should get back to work. 1.3795 0.05236 166 121 27 18
1252 Won't be long . . . just taking her out for a spin. 1.3795 0.04684 166 116 38 12
1253 None of the other gods wanted the task since the virus outbreak! 1.3795 0.04645 166 113 43 10
1254 yes, I'm wearing underwear! 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1255 I'll get the new guy--Heracles, Hercules, whatever--to take it for the weekend. 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1256 This job was much easier when the Earth was flat. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
1257 I wish you'd just let me buy you that backpack 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1258 We live in different worlds. I’ll take mine and leave. 1.3795 0.04444 166 118 36 12
1259 Of course, I'm a globalist. They're just too many damn people. 1.3795 0.04403 166 110 49 7
1260 All right, I suppose your job is essential. 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1261 You take out the trash I've got the weight of the world to carry. 1.3795 0.03423 166 117 42 7
1262 Earth Day. Bah, humbug! 1.3795 0.03369 166 119 39 8
1263 For Zeus' sake Pleione, does it look like I can pick up milk on my way home? 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
1264 Retire? In this economy? 1.3795 0.04645 166 113 43 10
1265 I just hope nobody on this thing sneezes. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1266 Of course I could use a shopping cart, but how would that look? 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
1267 What do you mean its turned upside down? 1.3795 0.04799 166 115 39 12
1268 No Ayn, I’m not going to shrug! 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1269 Remember I have a Flat Earth Society meeting tonight. 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1270 I think I’ll take this to the dumpster. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
1271 To the Recycler. 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
1272 It used to feel like an ice pack. Now it's more like a hot pad. 1.3795 0.04565 166 112 45 9
1273 I just wish there was a handle. 1.3795 0.04684 166 116 38 12
1274 If you're going to Costco today get me a case of Tylenol." 1.3795 0.04605 166 120 32 14
1275 Why can’t you just shrug it off? 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1276 The pointy bits are the worst. Damn you, Gustave Eiffel ! 1.3795 0.04190 166 120 34 12
1277 “No, no. You stay here. I’ll go on and keep the world going”. You stay, watch your Netflix, I’m fine.” Coffee would’ve been nice, but It’s fine, I’ll get something”. “You’re busy, I get it.” 1.3787 0.05166 169 123 28 18
1278 And a Happy Earth Day to you, too. 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
1279 I’m quitting today, and nothing in this world is gonna make me change my mind.” 1.3787 0.04270 169 121 36 12
1280 I’m going to show Donald how it’s done 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
1281 It’s Atlas Shrugged, not Atlas Lugged. 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
1282 I’m going to meet Sisyphus. The governor has opened the bowling alleys. 1.3787 0.04957 169 120 34 15
1283 Sure, no problem. Just text me your grocery list. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
1284 No, I can't just "call in sick". 1.3787 0.04957 169 120 34 15
1285 Get off of my back, I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
1286 Which bin, dear? Compost or recycling? 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
1287 You know, I should really try to figure out how to do this remotely.” 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
1288 We just can’t have nice things. 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
1289 I’m going out to flatten the curve”. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
1290 Be careful of that! I hear they’ve hit a hard patch recently. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
1291 Enough with the drama! Just get the groceries, and don’t bring home any germs! 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1292 It's career day for Jimmy's class today. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
1293 Yeah, whatever, Ayn 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1294 I'm going to place this in our president's mouth. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1295 It's got a human infestation, so I'm taking it in to get it treated. 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
1296 I'm throwing it away to make room for a new one. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
1297 Just try not to shrug this time." 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1298 It's for a Tik Tok, Karen. 1.3772 0.04776 167 116 39 12
1299 At least I don't have to roll it up a mountain. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
1300 Not sure He'll take it back! 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
1301 Bear the weight of the heavens for all eternity with your legs, not your back. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1302 I hate Mondays! 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1303 Would it kill you to lend a hand every once in a while?” 1.3765 0.04933 170 121 34 15
1304 It started as a pimple on my butt and now it seems to be getting worse 1.3758 0.05324 165 122 24 19
1305 Gonna go pour bleach on this. It’s infected with people.” 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
1306 Look, just hold it for a minute while I go to the bathroom.” 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
1307 ‘Apparently, it’s everyone’s job to take care of Earth. Wish I knew that in the beginning...’ 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1308 Take a jacket or you'll catch something, sweetie 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1309 bring it back when it works again” 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1310 Please don’t drop it. It’s been through enough already. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1311 Atlas, I told you - I wanted the one with the cute rings around it. 1.3758 0.05183 165 120 28 17
1312 Yeah, that definitely looks infected.” 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1313 Have a good day at the Earth Day Festival, Carl! 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
1314 You’ll get this back when you learn to act more responsibly!” 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
1315 It gets harder to support this thing every year. 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
1316 Even if the axis can't be fixed, I'm gonna have to charge you for pick-up." 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1317 Who’s being hyperbolical now, Karen? 1.3758 0.02766 165 124 32 9
1318 No goodbye kiss?" 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1319 I do consider it essential, Karen. Don’t you?” 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1320 No, this is easier on my back. It hurt worse when I carried the whole world in my hands. 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
1321 Whaddya mean I got the day side down? 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
1322 Globalism is on the way out. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
1323 Oh,for those halcyon days when it was on a string. 1.3758 0.04496 165 111 46 8
1324 Hose it down, then disinfect all the land masses. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
1325 Fine! If you won't play democracy anymore, I'm taking MY Earth home! 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1326 I gave her the world and she told me to take it back 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1327 I'll just put it out on the curb. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1328 Lose the beard, shave your legs and you might just pass as the average working woman. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
1329 Well, the poor thing had a good run. 1.3758 0.02167 165 125 32 8
1330 Quit complaining! Everyone has a heavy workload these days. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
1331 No, seriously, if you lost five pounds it would really help. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
1332 Honey, I need to meet Atlas and Sisyphus at the bottom of the hill,now! 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
1333 I can't just shrug it off, dear. Ayn Rand or no Ayn Rand. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
1334 If you drop it, don't expect me to clean it up. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
1335 I'd like to shelter in place, Pleione, but Zeus insists I'm an essential worker. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1336 I hate trash night! 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
1337 What happened to "Ive got the world on a string? 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1338 Lucky you. I got deemed 'essential.' 1.3758 0.04496 165 111 46 8
1339 You abuse it, you lose it. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1340 You're asking me for directions? For the gods' sake, Atlas, that's your job. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
1341 It's much heavier than it used to be. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1342 I need long sleeves. This thing is getting hot. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
1343 Shrug it off? Easy for you to say. 1.3758 0.04537 165 114 41 10
1344 It's an early, unpolluted version - museum quality. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1345 No, Alice, you shrug it off.... 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1346 It's all this damn water! 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
1347 Remind me not to bring my work home again. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
1348 Yeah, it does hurt my back. And lose the damn bunny slippers. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
1349 You know there's an app for that, right? 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
1350 Dammit Pam, I'm an essential worker! 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
1351 Would now be a bad time to bring up that ' honey do' list I've been meaning to talk to you about? 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1352 I ordered Mars. 1.3758 0.04618 165 120 31 14
1353 The streets are empty - so I set up a few pins - so what? 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1354 I’m taking it to the cleaners. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
1355 With the weight of the world on my back, you want me to pick up milk and dog food? 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
1356 Well, it's no picnic staying home all day either. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1357 I was supposed to return this weeks ago 1.3742 0.04734 163 115 36 12
1358 Can you pick up more milk while you’re out? 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
1359 Bring it back when it's clean!!!!!! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
1360 Alexa, call Sisyphus. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1361 Whatever you do, don’t shrug. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1362 you can roll it you know" But men will be men 1.3742 0.04043 163 117 36 10
1363 Just retire and let it spin on its own! It is going to be just fine 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1364 No! I’m sorry your son Donald can no longer play with it! 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
1365 Does this broken society make my butt look big?” 1.3742 0.05228 163 119 27 17
1366 Don’t forget to wash your hands when you are done.” 1.3742 0.04529 163 110 45 8
1367 Be right back. Gotta take out the trash. 1.3742 0.04612 163 111 43 9
1368 I have to again convince him not to fire Fauci. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
1369 I’ll come back for my bat later! 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
1370 'Apparently you know how to deal with this better than me' 1.3742 0.03650 163 118 36 9
1371 Yeah? Well you can kiss me right below Kamchatka! 1.3742 0.05228 163 119 27 17
1372 That’s not a shrug. It’s a leg cramp. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
1373 I'll be back - going to meet up with Atlas and Tantalus for our support group. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
1374 Covering for Atlas again, the bum. Who in the world calls in sick during a global pandemic? 1.3742 0.05228 163 119 27 17
1375 Yes, Martha, I daresay holding up the earth is considered a vital job. 1.3742 0.04529 163 110 45 8
1376 No, I told you I'm not wearing any damn mask! 1.3742 0.04612 163 111 43 9
1377 If they only knew that it's your 9 bean salad that's really responsible for the additional "greenhouse gases." 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
1378 Leave it in the backyard for now, a safe distance from the house! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
1379 Seriously, Marge, we gotta get out of this fifth-floor walk-up. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1380 And I'll bring it back when you folks can take better care of it! 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
1381 Why am I considered an essential worker 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
1382 I'll come back for the moon later. 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
1383 Ever since Trump took office this thing has gotten heavier and heavier! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
1384 No, I cannot work from home 1.3742 0.04612 163 111 43 9
1385 If you think you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, just think about how Fauci feels. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
1386 Unfortunately the polar ice caps are about to get a hefty dose of methane gas. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
1387 That's the last time I'm taking my work home with me 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
1388 I’ll never understand how you call yourself Athena with a straight face. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
1389 Don’t forget the milk this time. 1.3742 0.03752 163 115 33 10
1390 And now Australia can kiss my ass." 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
1391 Give it a shove, will ya? I’m paid to have the weight of the world on my shoulders, not my bum. 1.3742 0.04813 163 116 34 13
1392 Babe, when I do it, it's not a metaphor. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
1393 Of course I’m wearing clean ones! 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
1394 It didn't have all this damage in the picture 1.3735 0.04475 166 112 46 8
1395 I heard you. It’s compost, not trash.” 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
1396 I'm taking it to recycling 1.3735 0.04940 166 118 34 14
1397 Hey Ayn Rand, would it kill you to hold the door for me? 1.3735 0.04752 166 123 27 16
1398 @newyorkermag “I bet Prometheus at least gets a peck on the cheek when he leaves the house!” 1.3735 0.04940 166 118 34 14
1399 Atlas, we’re still working from home, dear.” 1.3735 0.04556 166 113 44 9
1400 Off to the workshop to remove China, don’t wait up. 1.3735 0.05086 166 120 30 16
1401 Might be home early. Today's the day I toss it back in the boss's lap. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
1402 I will soak this in Lysol and be right back. 1.3735 0.05157 166 121 28 17
1403 Good thing this sucker's flat or I'd really be sweating! 1.3735 0.04940 166 118 34 14
1404 Zeus can have this thing back ... 1.3735 0.02480 166 128 28 10
1405 Not again with the socks! 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
1406 No...I cannot clean the garage today. 1.3735 0.05086 166 120 30 16
1407 It's Sisyphus's day off. 1.3735 0.04866 166 117 36 13
1408 I’d shrug if I could. 1.3735 0.04635 166 119 34 13
1409 You’re quite literally a globe trotter. 1.3728 0.04578 169 116 43 10
1410 Alright, have it your way! My job's not more important than yours! 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
1411 I thought I’d surprise you...how would I know your really wanted Venus 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
1412 The earth is fine, just the people are screwed. 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
1413 I can’t let the world down. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
1414 In all my years of doing this, 2020 has felt like an eternity. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
1415 OK, good luck, honey, and I'll save the world by just staying here. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
1416 Damn continents keep shifting ! 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
1417 What in the world has come over you? 1.3727 0.04730 161 114 32 13
1418 They trashed it. It’s pick-up day. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
1419 If it was flat, could I do this?” 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
1420 well because “ he’s got the little bitty baby” was already taken! 1.3720 0.05092 164 121 26 17
1421 And yet you STILL wish you married the doctor!” 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
1422 I'm taking this down to the shop. Dang if it doesn't go out of wack just after the warranty runs out! 1.3720 0.04507 164 111 45 8
1423 The UPS store said I could return it without a box 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
1424 I thought you said to take our the trash? 1.3720 0.04507 164 116 37 11
1425 Honey, It is not take the Earth to work day. 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
1426 You had to put the side with Himalayas face down, Hilda?! 1.3720 0.05129 164 119 29 16
1427 Better this than meetings on Zoom. 1.3720 0.04590 164 112 43 9
1428 You can have your earth privileges back when you learn how to cook a pangolin well-done 1.3714 0.00573 175 140 29 6
1429 Lift with your legs. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1430 They’ve absolutely ruined this one.” 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1431 Atlas, the world’s first essential worker. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
1432 And on the 8th day, god took earth for a walk. 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
1433 It’s Greece that keeps making it slip off of my shoulders... 1.3711 0.04421 159 106 47 6
1434 For heaven's sake, it's a small world. 1.3711 0.02966 159 115 38 6
1435 I used to be able to hold this with just my hands. 1.3711 0.01682 159 120 33 6
1436 "I'm gonna disinfect it in some damn sunlight!" 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
1437 No, I can't just shrug this off today. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
1438 On your way back, don’t forget the baby Arugula. 1.3711 0.02758 159 121 29 9
1439 Not on your ass, on your shoulders, Atlas. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1440 Ernest, for God's sake, just tell them it wasn't as described on the website. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1441 Who the hell is John Galt? 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1442 This felt lighter when it was Pangaea. 1.3711 0.04598 159 108 43 8
1443 You can't shrug this one off, Atlas. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1444 Oops, can you put my mask on for me? 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
1445 You think you could, perhaps, get the door?” 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
1446 It can't be fixed. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
1447 You can't go out with the weight of the world on your back! 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
1448 Maybe you can sell it for parts. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1449 I'd rather have Earth on my back than Uranus on my mouth. 1.3711 0.05320 159 117 25 17
1450 Think you can talk the world out of going outside? 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
1451 Is that "Essential Worker" stuff supposed to make me feel better? 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1452 I’m sorry, Gloria, but we’ll always be poles apart. 1.3711 0.04598 159 108 43 8
1453 See you in a third of a rotation 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
1454 If that's the earth then where are we? 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
1455 Don't wait up. I have a feeling this one's going to be a really long day. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1456 Donald, I know you want to go outside. But wouldn’t it be easier if we just got a dog? 1.3709 0.04709 151 110 29 12
1457 Flat earthers have it easier. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1458 .... but I DO have the world on my shoulders!!! 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1459 Not everything's a metaphor. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1460 Lift with your legs honey, not your back” 1.3704 0.04707 162 112 40 10
1461 Go ahead, take your ball and leave... See if I care! 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
1462 Atlas's first day back on the job after the stay at home order was lifted. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
1463 You’ll get it back in a week. Virus free. 1.3704 0.04369 162 113 40 9
1464 I'm sick of looking at this in the closet - it's going to Goodwill. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
1465 I’ll give it back when they call and ask nicely.” 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
1466 Make sure to bring back a working one this time” 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1467 Earth Day is every day for me, Helen. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1468 Sisyphus said it’s easy if you take it 10 seconds at a time.” 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1469 Diana lend a hand. I want to save this for future generations! 1.3694 0.00639 157 125 30 2
1470 It feels warmer than before 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
1471 Careful! And don’t bring it back till it’s fixed.” 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1472 I’m being furloughed and I’ve been asked to return my office equipment.” 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
1473 It's not as small as you think. 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
1474 If I do this, does my butt look big? 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1475 At Last. The global pandemic is lifted. 1.3694 0.03036 157 117 32 8
1476 It seems heavier these days. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1477 Atlas, where’s your face mask? 1.3694 0.04633 157 107 42 8
1478 That wasn't me. I merely shrugged. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1479 I hate my job. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1480 Damn, I forgot to put on my mask! 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
1481 I'm giving it the old heave ho! 1.3694 0.04633 157 107 42 8
1482 It's Earth Day,I'm taking her out for brunch. 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
1483 Who says I can't take it with me? … your bunny slippers? 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1484 Other husbands just take out the trash. 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
1485 And You Think Trump Has Problems ! 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
1486 Wife: 'What time will you be home tonight?' Atlas: (shrugs) 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1487 In time likes this, you bet your pretty arse that I'm an essential service. 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
1488 YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS ON THE TABLE 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
1489 I told you I could rock your world... 1.3694 0.04806 157 109 38 10
1490 Orders from the Health Department...I can't bring work home with me anymore. 1.3694 0.05291 157 115 26 16
1491 Yes, I remember what we talked about. I'll do my best not to bring work home tonight. 1.3694 0.04633 157 107 42 8
1492 Yeah, well, some of us are essential workers. 1.3694 0.04677 157 115 28 13
1493 My psychologist says I'm having an existential crisis. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
1494 I'm tired of working from home. I'm taking home with me. 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
1495 What, no kiss?!!” 1.3687 0.05141 160 116 29 15
1496 Next time get a flat one, please. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
1497 I'll return it to Amazon, but I thought it was clear when we ordered Earth, Wind, and Fire. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
1498 It’s not such a big deal dear it’s what the boss wants 1.3687 0.03390 160 117 35 8
1499 Be grateful you have an outdoor job during this quarantine. 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
1500 Just because you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders doesn’t mean you can go out without your mask. 1.3681 0.04920 163 116 34 13
1501 Oh honey before you go, Sisyphus called. He wanted me to tell you he’d meet you at the top.” 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1502 How's that Ayn Rand thingie workin' out for you ? 1.3677 0.05098 155 110 31 13
1503 For God’s sake Atlas just tell him you’re sorry? 1.3677 0.05015 155 110 33 12
1504 I have a bet with Prometheus 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
1505 Okay, so I forgot your mother's birthday. I guess I'll carry that around all day, too." 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1506 It was supposed to be flat. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
1507 And you wanted a sun! 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
1508 I'll be back in time for Law and Order. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
1509 At-las’, he’s seen enough 1.3671 0.03219 158 116 33 8
1510 Would you mind picking up something sustainable for dinner tonight? 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
1511 This one just didn’t spark joy 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
1512 ‘Don’t forget to buy some toilet paper while you’re out’ 1.3671 0.04293 158 112 37 9
1513 Really? You've got my back? 1.3671 0.03342 158 118 31 9
1514 Oh, and, honey, if Zeus calls, tell him the bus was late. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
1515 At least I make a world of difference. 1.3671 0.04521 158 107 44 7
1516 Look, I can't just drop everything because of the pandemic. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
1517 honey how many times do i have to tell you the world doesn't revolve around you. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
1518 Try not to shrug again today, honey. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
1519 By the way, the elevator is out of service 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
1520 Okay, okay. I’ll return this one and see if they have any Jupiter’s in stock. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
1521 Yeah, I shrugged. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
1522 Okay, okay, I hear you. Yes, I'll wash my hands. 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
1523 I didn't think you'd notice the virus flaws. I'll take it back and get you the moon and the stars like I once promised. 1.3671 0.05028 158 112 32 13
1524 It's the only gig job I could get. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
1525 Of course I'm complaining. I have the whole damn world on my back. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
1526 I swear I’m not lactose intolerant, it’s these green house gases 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1527 If you can’t handle my world at its worst, you don’t deserve it at its best.” 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
1528 Let me know if you change your mind. The current owners haven’t treated her that well, so I can give you a good deal. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1529 Don't forget your Florida Keys darling. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
1530 This experiment? I dunno six, maybe seven days..” 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
1531 You know, you really should have that thing looked at.” 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1532 Two more months to retirement then they're on their own. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
1533 Apparently, I’m considered essential. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1534 Remember, after work I have my chiropractor appointment. 1.3649 0.04613 148 100 42 6
1535 If Shabbat was so important to you, you shouldn't have married a Greek God. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 35 9
1536 work from home they said. It’ll be great, they said.” 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
1537 I’m just taking her out for some fresh air and sunshine. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1538 Just putting out the recycling” 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1539 Does it look infected”? 1.3642 0.01990 151 118 25 8
1540 I’ll bring this back after you learn to appreciate it 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1541 Swear to god, this is the final version. 1.3642 0.04697 151 106 36 9
1542 Lift with your legs; not with your back 1.3642 0.05356 151 111 25 15
1543 Atlas sweetie, don't forget your facemask! 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1544 Zeus laughed when I asked him if I was an essential worker” 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1545 I thought you said it was next day delivery.” 1.3642 0.02200 151 109 39 3
1546 Hold-up! I made you coffee" 1.3642 0.04790 151 107 34 10
1547 No I don't need you to print me directions, I'll be fine. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1548 Atlas Lugged: Moving and Storage. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1549 Well, honey, some of us have to hold things up... 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1550 Yeah, it’s a full moon. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1551 Might be home early, dear, I'm feeling under the weather 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1552 Wouldn’t it just be easier to use Zoom dear? 1.3642 0.04602 151 104 38 8
1553 You know, just because your parents named you Atlas doesn't mean you have to bring that thing everywhere. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1554 You make the breakfast! I'm going to the chiropractor's. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1555 Waddya mean, there's no 'out there'? 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
1556 Yes, I KNOW it’s not good for my back! 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1557 I'll try, but given the wear and tear I don't think it's returnable. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1558 It's not that heavy, it's just awkward 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
1559 So you're stuck inside all month, go cry me an ocean... 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1560 Mother earth, my ass. 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
1561 This isn't what I expected when they said, "play your cards right and the world will be yours." 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1562 My L5 shrugged. 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
1563 Yes I know you have the whole world on your shoulders 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1564 Metaphors are for the weak, Janice. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1565 I thought you were supposed to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, not your back. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1566 It’s been easier since everyone stopped moving around. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1567 For the last time, I can't pick up the kids...or anything else for that matter. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1568 Roll it? What planet are you living on, Irene? 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
1569 The world is a lot heavier than I remember. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1570 I think I'm finally going to have it removed. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
1571 And stop humming “ he’s got the whole world on his ass.” 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1572 Oh, go on. It's just a beach ball. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1573 Flat Earth Society, my arse. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1574 I can't wait until we go back to the flat version. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1575 Thankfully, it’s a small world. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1576 I can't believe they say you're essential. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1577 For the last time, Alice. I’m not going to shrug. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1578 No one's going anywhere. I don't know why they need an atlas. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1579 Ma, for the thousandth time, I'm not going to drop it!" 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1580 Use your knees, Honey. 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
1581 Don't forget to pick up milk on the way home. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1582 Because SOMEONE has to do it, that's why...! 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
1583 "If you can't take care of it properly, I'm taking it back." 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
1584 Yes, I dated Sisyphus in college, but you don't have to go and one-up him on my account. 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
1585 I don't care if it will be lighter after one million deaths, I don't want it on my watch. 1.3636 0.04401 154 113 30 11
1586 Get off my back, woman! Can't you see I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders? Next you'll want the sun and the moon! 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1587 Wait, you forgot your mask and gloves 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1588 Time to take out the trash. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1589 Mildred, I told you already, I am considered an essential worker. 1.3625 0.04563 160 110 42 8
1590 This is considered an essential service, Margaret! 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
1591 Well, I'm off to the flat Earth convention to talk some sense into them. Wish me luck. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1592 ‘essential’ not ‘existential’!“ 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1593 Feels heavier than usual.” 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1594 It’s Earth Day at work today.” 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1595 I'm taking it out to get some fresh air now that humans are inside." 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
1596 No. No. It's fine. I'll get the door with my "free hand". 😑 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
1597 ‘I’m going to ask about that position in accounting’ 1.3624 0.04489 149 100 44 5
1598 Oh, come on. It could be worse. It's not like you're carrying Jupiter on your shoulders." 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1599 But you said you’d give me the world...” 1.3624 0.02468 149 112 31 6
1600 Because apparently, I'm essential. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1601 If I have to hear Sisyphus complain one more time... 1.3624 0.05405 149 110 24 15
1602 Sure, we'll take it back. But beware of a hellacious restocking fee. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1603 You've got issues. Not everything revolves around you! 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
1604 Dammit Pleione, I am an essential worker! 1.3624 0.03462 149 111 30 8
1605 Work/life balance has been a colossal struggle. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1606 Don’t you dare shrug, Atlas! 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
1607 It definitely keeps me from touching my face. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
1608 If I had a world view it would be a lot heavier. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1609 Just running out to talk with Sisyphus. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1610 I told you, Pluto wasn’t available. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1611 I feel the earth move, but not under my feet. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1612 What kind of day do you expect me to have? 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1613 I’m not bringing my work home again if that’s the way you feel! 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
1614 Don't expect the replacement to be any better. 1.3624 0.04734 149 105 35 9
1615 Let me deal with this then we can decide what to do about dinner. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
1616 Today's world is a pain in my ass. 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
1617 This next epoch could keep me late, but don't get me wrong, I am glad for the work. 1.3624 0.04829 149 106 33 10
1618 Does the stress I'm talking about look like a metaphor? Does it, carol?! 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
1619 I don’t understand you women. When we got married, I promised you the world and all of a sudden you don’t want it anymore!” 1.3618 0.04578 152 111 30 11
1620 When you said Mother would come live with us, this is NOT what I had in mind.” 1.3618 0.04944 152 110 30 12
1621 Do you have to keep bringing your work home Atlas? 1.3618 0.04810 152 106 37 9
1622 I just can’t believe they still expect you to work without protective gear. 1.3618 0.04530 152 108 35 9
1623 I’ll be home early again tonight, honey. Work has been a lot lighter since the pandemic. 1.3618 0.04810 152 106 37 9
1624 More like Atlas Slipped his Disk. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1625 That's it! I'm bringing it back and getting a refund. 1.3618 0.02885 152 114 30 7
1626 I liked it better when I had it on a string. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
1627 Every day is Earth Day 1.3618 0.02959 152 111 34 6
1628 When his wife asked where he was going, Atlas shrugged. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1629 Yes, it’s a metaphor, and, yes, I swiped it off the stand in the library. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
1630 It's heavier and warmer than it looks okay! 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
1631 Wait, does this go in the trash or the recycling? 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
1632 oh, wait! I forgot my mask..... 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
1633 Why can’t you trust Google Maps? 1.3618 0.04383 152 109 34 9
1634 Ok, you’re right. I should have dressed as a book atlas for the costume party. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
1635 I'm gonna just quarantine the whole world and get this over with. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
1636 Every day it's "cheer up honey." Easy for you to say. 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
1637 Trash or recycle bin? At this point it's a toss-up. 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
1638 Well, some of us HAVE to go to work, Alice! 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
1639 I can't believe Sisyphus can telework and I have to go out in this crap. 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
1640 Sorry can't help. Social distancing. 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
1641 I hope you are returning that. This one isn’t working right. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
1642 So then I said to him, ‘Hey Jude, refrain; Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.’ And he said, ‘Ok Atlas, YOU take it!’ 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
1643 Same thing every morning, Atlas. You go off to work acting like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders! 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
1644 I told you not to bring the job home with you! 1.3600 0.00669 150 114 33 3
1645 Is it Atlas or Sisyphus today dear? 1.3600 0.04661 150 103 40 7
1646 i should've just shrugged 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1647 Just gonna take this out for a spin ... 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
1648 I hate the gig economy. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1649 I'll be home late tonight, they're setting the clocks back. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1650 I would help you but I'm already saving the world by staying home. 1.3590 0.05220 156 115 26 15
1651 Atlas Shrugged as he left for work 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1652 Look I’ll try but with out a receipt I’ll be lucky to get an exchange” 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1653 I AM lifting with my knees" 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1654 I don’t care what they say Linda, I’m essential and I’m going to work!” 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1655 Sisyphus' wife warned him, but did he listen? 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1656 Use you legs honey! 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
1657 I’m taking it where humans can’t find it” 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
1658 And you think YOUR employer is at risk of going under?! 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1659 Why don't you shrug it off, Atlas? 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
1660 Dear, don't forget your mask. 1.3581 0.04599 148 101 41 6
1661 Why did I ever agree to a 5th Floor walkup? 1.3581 0.04698 148 102 39 7
1662 I told you, I'm an "'Essential Worker'! 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
1663 Don't let the door hit me in the axis. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1664 Recycling or waste? 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1665 I'd offer to help, but they said 6 feet apart. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1666 Screw this, I'm starting over 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1667 No, I can't see your slip. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
1668 It eats too much and just makes a mess. It’s going back! 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
1669 It came with a 4.543 billion years risk-free money-back guarantee 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
1670 Honey...Dr. Fauci needs it..I will have it back November 4th. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1671 You're right! It feels SO much better with the ice cap on L-5! 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
1672 When you said let's celebrate Earth Day, I thought a toga party would be fun. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1673 It needs medical attention. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
1674 You’re not carrying that correctly... 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1675 I never took the tag off. I’m trying to get a refund” 1.3562 0.04373 146 105 33 8
1676 Just don’t eat all the banana bread while I’m gone. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1677 why does this doorway just open to the white abyss” 1.3562 0.04373 146 103 29 8
1678 You can do it, put your back into it.” 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1679 Just bring it back in one piece” 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1680 I’m taking this to get rebooted. The 2020 version has a virus.” 1.3562 0.04835 146 110 20 14
1681 They pick up on Tuesdays." 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1682 The grandkids won’t want it anyway.” 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1683 Now where are you going? They said to stay home.” 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1684 God, I hate it when Atlas works from home.” 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1685 We don’t have space in the house for all of earth and its issues.” 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1686 You can't bring that in till you wipe it down! 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 33 9
1687 “Don’t come begging me to come back when ‘Mapquest’ disappoints you!” 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1688 Uber eats delivery for Jeff Bezos 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1689 can you tie my mask on for me? 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1690 I'm getting a refund!! Did not look like the 2020 pictured online at all!!" 1.3562 0.04151 146 108 28 9
1691 I’m an essential worker too, KAREN! 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1692 I don't know. It just didn't spark joy. 1.3562 0.04785 146 108 25 12
1693 How many times have I told you, The earth is flat. Go bring back the flat one. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1694 Somehow keeps getting heavier. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1695 Honey, don’t you think it’s time to hand it off to a new generation 1.3562 0.04151 146 98 45 3
1696 It’s always “Atlas go to the store, Atlas hold the earth.” 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1697 The world is not going to carry itself 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1698 Good Luck !We’re all counting on you... 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1699 Zeus said this is the last step of the unemployment process 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1700 Apparently this is “essential.” 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1701 Sisyphus at least put pants on... the neighbors might see you! 1.3562 0.03603 146 113 23 10
1702 It’s garbage night. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1703 It's just not giving me joy anymore! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1704 I told you my job is important 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1705 This 7pm clap is really going to your head, Greg. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1706 I’m just going to toss this one and start over” 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1707 Hope this is still under warranty.” 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1708 Atlas, Smug 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1709 For the last time, it was not a shrug. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1710 This is the last time I try to work from home. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1711 Do I tell you not to drop your coffee? 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1712 Sorry hun, it's this rotating schedule they have us on. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1713 I'll see what it fetches on the secondary market. It's pretty damaged. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1714 I'm leaving you, Debra. And I'm taking THIS with me. 1.3562 0.05026 146 103 32 10
1715 Don't forget, the physical therapist said to keep your core engaged or you'll hurt your back again. 1.3562 0.04318 146 107 30 9
1716 No one who wears bunny slippers could possibly understand. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1717 Could be worse. The Pluto guy already got laid off. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1718 No, I ‘m fine. It’s usually just North America that gives me spasms. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1719 I’m trading it in before the warranty expires in November. 1.3562 0.04883 146 105 31 10
1720 I already told you... They consider me an 'essential employee.' 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1721 Are the polar caps dripping down my back? 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1722 I've got a cute what? 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1723 This stopped sparking joy long ago. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1724 I can't quite reach that itch. Could you please scratch by Madagascar? I'll just trigger tsunamis trying to do it myself. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1725 Gotta go find a turtle to stand on. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1726 Trash or recycling? 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1727 I don't see how this is an essential service. 1.3562 0.04094 146 105 35 6
1728 Apparently it's a Google-Earth infringement. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1729 I’ll turn it around and be back tomorrow. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1730 Edna was never one to pass up a generous return policy. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1731 Just gonna toss this in the trash and start over. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1732 At least someone views me as essential. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1733 Are you sure you can't work from home? Nobody will notice. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1734 It’s not the end of the world if I’m late. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
1735 I hope they're accepting returns. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
1736 I'm considered an essential worker. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1737 Now you try to have a nice day at the office, dear. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1738 If you wanted someone with fire in his belly, maybe you should have married my brother! 1.3562 0.03537 146 108 31 7
1739 I feel like I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1740 A man of the world draws the line at bunny slippers. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1741 I'm getting rid of this coronavirus once and for all. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1742 It could have worse, it could have been Jupiter. You want to get the door, dear. 1.3562 0.03259 146 111 27 8
1743 You’re going to lecture me on burdens? 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1744 I can't shrug this off, I'm essential... 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1745 I should have taken this to recycling earlier. 1.3562 0.05073 146 107 27 12
1746 I'm taking this somewhere safe while you're protesting to get a haircut. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1747 Yeah yeah, I'm the original 'over the shoulder boulder holder'. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1748 Can you help me turn this sideways? The South Pole is making my ass freeze. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1749 And you thought the news was heavy 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1750 Maybe if you hadn’t created such a monster it wouldn’t be so heavy. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1751 What do you mean I look like I have the world on my shoulders? 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1752 Honey, wouldn't be easier if it was flat? 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1753 And make sure Hermès takes out the garbage. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1754 I’m complaining to Zeus—if I have to go in while everyone else is working from home, the least they can do is give me a mask 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1755 No for the last time, I am not going to wear a mask! 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1756 I just wish Ayn would make up her damn mind about the cover. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1757 Try Not To Bring Your Work Home With You Again, Dear” 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1758 Ayn- You’re the one that started this when your order for 'the best ever bunny slippers' arrived and you told me not to drop the ball that came with them. 1.3562 0.00687 146 118 21 7
1759 I'll hold that while you put on your mask. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1760 At least Sisyphus gets a break once in awhile. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1761 On the bright side, at least there's no traffic. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1762 It's summer solstice. Don't wait up for me. 1.3562 0.04208 146 106 32 8
1763 My burden is nothing compared to living under this roof. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1764 Look honey, our new world order arrived. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1765 Yes, I do carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1766 Sorry, but I already have Google Maps. 1.3562 0.03469 146 112 25 9
1767 I think its time we talked about your god complex. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1768 Of course “eternity” includes pandemics. I’ll be home for dinner. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1769 Herb got the role of Diogenes. All he has to carry is a 2-pound lantern. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1770 How the hell am I supposed to keep social distance and swipe my MetroCard at the same time. Helen, where's my mask? 1.3562 0.02329 146 108 34 4
1771 Zeus be damned . . . I‘m calling OSHA today! 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1772 You know you're going to have to disinfect that, too. 1.3562 0.04263 146 104 35 7
1773 Of course I acknowledge your poetry takes work, too. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1774 Just so you know, my dear--this is the burden of being right ALL THE TIME. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1775 I don't care how pretty it looks. If they can't get Asia right, I'm returning it. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
1776 Perhaps you should roll this down to the elevator! 1.3562 0.01749 146 116 23 7
1777 As a matter of fact, it is the weight of the world that I'm carrying. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1778 Zeus decided I'm essential. Go figure. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1779 If I get it, the whole world suffers. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
1780 I'll text you when I find out who screwed this up. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1781 If they would just lay off the carbs, is all I'm saying. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1782 Wouldn't it be easier if you just shrugged it off? 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1783 Oh, and can you take the garbage out before you leave? 1.3562 0.04151 146 111 25 10
1784 Stop the damn singing, Marge, it's not such a small world after all. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
1785 Yes, I could use Google Maps but I’m old school! 1.3562 0.04979 146 106 29 11
1786 Trust me, the kids are better off with a different one. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1787 2021 negotiations start today 1.3557 0.03758 149 112 28 9
1788 You can't be Captain Planet today. They need a superhero with a mask..." 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1789 Jeez, you’d think you had the weight of the world on your back! 1.3557 0.03818 149 105 30 7
1790 Don’t forget we’ve got dinner with my mother tonight.” 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1791 Do you think Goodwill will take this?” 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1792 Monday is recycling, right? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1793 . "Yes Elizabeth, I am too considered an essential worker..." 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
1794 Sure, I'll pick up some groceries on my way home. Anything else? 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1795 Why do I always have to take out the trash? 1.3557 0.03935 149 111 29 9
1796 According to your costume, your "world" should still be flat! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1797 It looks like rain, take a jacket 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1798 My chiropractor says I just need more comfortable shoes. 1.3557 0.03758 149 107 36 6
1799 Really, Atlas - you remember that but not your mask? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1800 I know you have a lot on your mind,but the doctor says always lift with your legs or you'll throw your back out again! 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
1801 I’ll be at Rockefeller Center. Do you needs anything at Saks? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1802 Don't wait up -- I'm going bowling with Sisyphus. 1.3557 0.05046 149 112 23 14
1803 It wasn't any better flat. 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1804 What do you mean, can I stop off at the grocery store? 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1805 Yep. That styrofoam globe really completes the metaphor Fred 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
1806 You can have it back when you learn to play nice 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
1807 I’m Taking it in to the shop for repairs.” 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
1808 You could at least hold the door.” 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1809 At least it’s lighter than my emotional bagage” 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1810 And don’t forget the milk on your way home dear.” 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1811 Get off my back!” 1.3542 0.03749 144 111 23 10
1812 “Your fly is open dear” 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1813 I’m an essential worker” 1.3542 0.04619 144 101 36 7
1814 Is it recycling day already? 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1815 I told you not to bring that home with you. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1816 « I told you not to order on line. It’s never like the picture » 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1817 Atlas Left 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1818 No longer bringing you joy, huh? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1819 On the 36th day of social distancing, Margaret couldn’t help but notice that Jim’s anxieties were manifesting more elaborately than in the previous week. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1820 A #HoneyDo list? Really?! As If I don’t have enough on my back... 1.3542 0.04459 144 102 35 7
1821 I can't work from home, Susan!" 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1822 'It isn't sparking joy anymore." 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1823 Hon, I’m leaving and I’m taking my whole world with me.” 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1824 Alexa, this is the wrong New World Ordered. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1825 You can’t leave now, the world is staying at home 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1826 They sold me the wrong one. They told me this one was, “Self-reliant and I only needed to check on it now-and-then.” 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1827 Don’t forget to sanitise the door now.” 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1828 Babe, this Covid thing...Zeus said a punishment but c’mon! 1.3542 0.02951 144 110 27 7
1829 No, I don't need a bag, Marge! 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1830 Every time you go out with your Titan friends, you get in trouble" 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
1831 Well, some of us can’t work from home 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1832 Can you close the door for me, honey ? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1833 I think my underwear is on backwards 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1834 May I take a load off, Annie?” 1.3542 0.00697 144 112 26 5
1835 After six weeks in isolation with you and the ‘many robes of Debra,’ I’m ready to get back to my eternal punishment.” ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1836 You forgot your mask honey. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1837 Just shrug it off? Nice, Ayn. Heartless much? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1838 ...it WASN'T a shrug, OK?...it just slipped! 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
1839 What!? I’m an essential worker! 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1840 I'm starting to think it's not worth it anymore. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1841 Yeah, yeah. Another day with the world at your fingertips. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
1842 I’ll be back in time for Rachel Maddow 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1843 Can I at least keep Iceland? 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1844 Betsy, scientists agree that global distancing is crucial to flattening the curve! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1845 Apparently I'm considered an essential worker. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1846 OK. OK. No more excuses- I'll exchange it for a better one. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1847 If I fail to hold it up the consequences will be beyond what anyone can predict. Despots will reign over us, disease will spread, the economy will fall. Well, it's too late to stop that Bob, so why don't you put that thing down and have breakfast. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1848 I don't know and I don't care...Ayn! 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1849 Thanks for having the door widened. 1.3542 0.03264 144 105 34 5
1850 Yeah, yeah. I'm the "Great Atlas, but would it hurt you if you'd open the damn door? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1851 So why am I considered an "essential worker" and Zeus gets to sleep in all day? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1852 I'm determined to find something it can revolve around besides me. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1853 Shoot, Mildred, I forgot my damned mask! 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1854 The doctor says I have a case of spinal Tierra del Fuego. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1855 My trainer said I could use any weights I found at home. 1.3542 0.04723 144 102 34 8
1856 I’m taking it back. Do you even know where this thing has been? 1.3542 0.03189 144 107 31 6
1857 It's warmer, but it sure ain't any lighter... 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1858 You knew when you took this job, Sisyphus, that you couldn’t work from home. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1859 Next time its your turn to take it out 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1860 If anyone expects me to shrug, they can forget it. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
1861 After work I’m headed to the chiropractor. 1.3542 0.04235 144 105 31 8
1862 Heavier than usual. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1863 With everyone staying home, it just seems heavier somehow. 1.3542 0.04925 144 104 30 10
1864 Oh, darn, hand me that moon, will you? 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1865 OK Sisyphus don’t drop it. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1866 Id I'd love to get you bagels but can't you see I have the weight of the world on my back? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1867 hand me my briefcase, will you? 1.3542 0.04235 144 104 31 8
1868 Remember, don't forget the toilet paper. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1869 I feel like I need more sensible shoes. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1870 I'm going to unload it. It just doesn't spark joy anymore. 1.3542 0.05258 144 104 27 12
1871 No I can’t do my job from home. And yes it is essential. 1.3542 0.04235 144 105 31 8
1872 My butt is bigger than my shoulders, that's why. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1873 You know you could fucking help instead of saying shit like “your arm in on Brazil.” 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1874 I’m taking this out to the garbage; the ice caps are melting all over the floor 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1875 I said that I will TRY to remember the cat food... 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1876 You know there's an app for that. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1877 With the addition of the COVID-19 virus, this world has become a lot heavier. 1.3542 0.01548 144 109 31 4
1878 I'll be late. I''m meeting Sisyphus for a beer. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1879 Mr. Bigshot, who wouldn't pay for the navigation upgrade for the new car! 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1880 I didn't mean to insult you Arnold. I just meant that Sisyphus might have a somewhat better technique. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1881 Honey, you dropped Rhode Island. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
1882 When I get back from carrying the world on my shoulders, I want you to wear nothing but a tunic—but keep the bunny slippers on. 1.3542 0.05212 144 107 24 13
1883 Maybe Atlas shrugged but that's not my style. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1884 Yes, I won't forget about the cannoli. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1885 Gone are the days of crowding into subway cars. 1.3542 0.03033 144 111 25 8
1886 The global warming is really doing wonders for my back. 1.3542 0.04619 144 101 36 7
1887 I saw a lighter, blow up version at the dollar store. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
1888 Because it’s Earth Day, Karen!” 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1889 You might want to try Uber XL 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
1890 I can’t believe I’m still going into the office either 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
1891 It used to spark joy.” 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
1892 Not as clever as a lever. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
1893 I don’t care if he did promise it to you. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
1894 No, Rhea, you can't just retire in my line of work. 1.3537 0.04660 147 109 27 11
1895 This thing’s getting too hot to handle. 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
1896 I’m heading out to find a hand basket. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
1897 I'm sorry, but Donald says it's his. 1.3537 0.04808 147 108 28 11
1898 I'll be home late. I've got a gig at Rockefeller Center. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
1899 Couldn’t they let you just bring wind or fire this time? 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
1900 You know what happen the last time you dropped it 1.3537 0.04808 147 108 28 11
1901 Well Atlas didn’t have sciatica, OK? 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1902 I'm an essential worker--I can't work from home in MY bunny slippers! 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
1903 “Sorry, wrong house, this is not where Bezos lives” 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1904 The coral reefs give the itch on my lower back great relief! 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1905 Martha — enough. I know I should have boughten the sandals with arch support in them, okay?” 1.3521 0.00707 142 114 22 6
1906 Ok, ok... You can handle it. Now, please have a break, your coffee is getting cold" 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1907 I must be off For Zeus has plighted me with essential work 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1908 I don’t like it either, but they said I was essential.” 1.3521 0.03269 142 104 33 5
1909 Be careful carrying that. It's fragile. I think made in China." 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
1910 Oh sure, I'll just swing by the store to pick up a few things" 1.3521 0.04967 142 103 29 10
1911 Some things you just can’t do online! 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
1912 I didn’t realize you meant “carrying the world on your shoulders” literally.” 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
1913 ...About to unload on my therapist 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1914 You should see a doctor about that. It looks cancerous. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1915 You wouldn’t understand dear, I’m an essential employee.” 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1916 Atlas got furloughed” 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1917 Don't worry, I'll get the door." 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1918 I don't know why you even bother, Attie. They've never given you any credit. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1919 "I'm taking this somewhere safe" 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1920 This damn virus comes up and Zeus still makes me go to work 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1921 Give it back 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1922 You’ll hurt your back carrying it that way. Put it on your shoulders. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1923 The judge said you could keep the apartment Helen. This is MINE!" 1.3521 0.04492 142 96 42 4
1924 But I'm telling you they won't HAVE a replacement for this one." 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1925 I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone. 1.3521 0.04084 142 105 29 8
1926 Honey, it’s been a long quarantine. I just need a little space. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1927 No it's ok, I got it 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1928 Shouldn’t you be wearing pants?” 1.3521 0.03192 142 105 30 6
1929 Yes Karen, I’m sure this one does not bring joy” 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1930 It needs to go back for repairs 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1931 Yeah, it’s heavy.” 1.3521 0.04602 142 102 32 8
1932 Good luck saving the world (again) today, honey” 1.3521 0.03269 142 109 25 8
1933 “I realized it just didn’t spark joy.” 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1934 There are easier ways to keep people 6 feet away from you 1.3521 0.01094 142 112 24 6
1935 I'm taking it to the cleaners, on the President's orders. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1936 Oh, I see you're taking the whole World out with you again! You never take me anywhere! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1937 I know you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders, but if you're going out, put on some pants. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1938 Yeah, OK, I’ll try to return it. You’re SURE it’s the Jupiter model you want? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1939 Relax, as long as I keep her 6 feet apart from other celestial bodies it's ok. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1940 You are not fooling anyone Bob, you are the most selfish person I know! 1.3521 0.04655 142 100 35 7
1941 Not now Ethel, I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1942 Don't be ridiculous, how can I compost it after all they've done? I'm bringing it right to the dump! 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1943 I have that itch again, honey! 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1944 Atlas, come back to bed! It’s the weekend. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1945 Where's the recycling? 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1946 They’ll only need me about ten or 15 more years, tops. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1947 I thought you said you had the world on a string 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1948 Compared to living with you, it's easy. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1949 Answer me now....Does this really look flat to you?” 1.3521 0.04967 142 103 29 10
1950 I'll be right back...I'm just putting out the trash. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1951 You can keep the atlas. 1.3521 0.03699 142 101 35 5
1952 I know, I know, you did it for decades. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
1953 No, I cannot pick up a quart of milk on the way home. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1954 Yes, I KNOW it's supposed to be on my shoulders but it keeps slipping. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1955 Be happy you can't see the moon. 1.3521 0.01922 142 107 31 4
1956 Pythagoras needs a visual aid ok? 1.3521 0.03896 142 106 28 8
1957 No Sisyphus, going up & down in an elevator doesn't count. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1958 We don't keep the tree after Christmas, do we? 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1959 And now you're harping about the trash I forgot to put out yesterday? 1.3521 0.04436 142 103 31 8
1960 If the U.S. won't do it, someone has to. 1.3521 0.04602 142 97 40 5
1961 Maybe you are carrying the weight of the world, but the outfit isn't exactly Business casual. 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
1962 I know my phone has Google Maps, but I prefer it this way. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1963 Funny. I don't feel essential. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1964 Just...remind me how everything will be better when women rule the world? 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1965 Maybe, they will name a book after me? 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
1966 Do you think the charades group will get it when I shrug? 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
1967 And don’t come back until you solve the climate crisis “ 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1968 Harold, honestly! Everybody knows that's a beach ball! 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
1969 And don't bring it back until it's fixed. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1970 No, I will not pick a little something up for dinner on the way home. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1971 When we got married he promised me the moon. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
1972 Ok, I'll go shrug somewhere else, then. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1973 Another Earth Day come and gone. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1974 Did you sanitize that? 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
1975 Atlas, honey, stop trying to keep up with Sisyphus next door. 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
1976 Would it be the end of the world if you took the garbage out once in a while? 1.3521 0.04492 142 106 26 10
1977 Something’s tingling. I think North Korea just shot something into my back again. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1978 I’m telling you I’m not being sarcastic. I just hope you enjoy your coffee. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
1979 Dang, the recycling truck has already been by! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1980 I'll go. You have enough to worry about. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1981 Of course I have to work Earth Day parties. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1982 Don't worry. The planet keeps me warm. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
1983 For heaven's sake, would you get the door? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1984 No! I won't forget to wash my hands! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1985 I should be home for dinner at 6 tonight. Right now I've got to get the world off my back, Honey. 1.3521 0.03766 142 100 38 4
1986 Mother warned me not to marry someone so worldly. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1987 Please don't tell our neighbors its a beach ball 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1988 I know the Whie House doesn't understand metaphors, but I've gotta try, don't I? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1989 I guess the world wasn't big enough for the both of us 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1990 "I think we need to revisit the definition of 'Essential Service.'" 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1991 I can’t believe you didn’t notice my new slippers. Do you even care? 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1992 I have to go into the office, boss said I’m an essential worker.” 1.3517 0.03323 145 109 29 7
1993 WHO has the whole world in its hands?" 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1994 And pick up a roll of toilet paper on your way home. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1995 You know we have those online now, right...?" 1.3517 0.04748 145 100 37 7
1996 It no longer brings me joy.” 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1997 Guess who just spewed carbon emissions all over the carpet. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
1998 You messed it up..so I'm taking it back! 1.3517 0.04847 145 102 35 8
1999 The name is Sisyphus, not syphilis. 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
2000 Greek myth, Greek schmyth. This is no way to make a living. 1.3517 0.04646 145 100 39 6
2001 Because that lazy turtle called in sick again, Helen, THAT’S why I have to go to work on a Saturday. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2002 Fine. I’ll just go get a new one. 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
2003 Karen Shrugged 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
2004 Atlas retired 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
2005 Where in the world are you going? 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
2006 Just another nurse heading to work... 1.3500 0.02250 140 105 31 4
2007 The Earth is a lot closer to Uranus than I thought!” 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2008 You weren’t listening. I said this has been the WAIT of the world. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
2009 Atlas! That better not be your good robe! The Pacific Ocean will stain the fabric." 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2010 This just doesn’t spark joy anymore 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
2011 Yes, Mary, the world needs a break from quarentine time, so I gotta take it out for a walk." 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
2012 But all you have to do is stay home...” 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
2013 Make sure you maintain a healthy ergonomic position even while working from home. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
2014 '"It was a lot easier when the world was smaller." 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
2015 You know, the world doesn't revolve around you, Jim? 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
2016 Don't Ask. Don't Tell 1.3500 0.04525 140 95 41 4
2017 You would think there would be an app for this by now. 1.3500 0.04692 140 99 34 7
2018 I get it. It doesn’t spark joy anymore. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
2019 When they said Visit the Museum at Home, I wasn’t expecting this 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2020 I'm leaving you Ester. I deserve to be treated like a god. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
2021 This time try rolling it downhill 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
2022 Why am I the only one who seems to do any work around here? 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
2023 No they don't have any ankle support but I want to complete the look. 1.3500 0.04292 140 102 29 8
2024 So I made a few elementary mistakes -- you didn't have to return the whole thing. 1.3500 0.04854 140 100 27 10
2025 Do me a favor. The next time they ask for volunteers, keep me out of it. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
2026 I swear to God, Mildred, I can’t believe you put this in the damn dryer. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2027 You know there is an app for that now. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
2028 And take those bunny slippers off before the Zeuses arrive for dinner! 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2029 For Christ’s sake, Doris, I’ve got this. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
2030 Oh deity stop exaggerating its just an epithet. 1.3497 0.04682 143 99 38 6
2031 This new Google Maps update is killing my back." 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2032 I’d trade the world for something lighter. 1.3497 0.02165 143 109 29 5
2033 Don’t worry. I can get the door too.” 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2034 ...because it’s my job, Karen, that’s ‘WHY’” 1.3497 0.04938 143 104 29 10
2035 Where’s your mask 1.3497 0.04938 143 102 28 8
2036 Just don't tell anyone I put it down while I was here. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
2037 sisyphus wasn’t joking 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2038 Quit with the melodramatics. You’re just going out to find toilet paper.” 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
2039 And thus Atlas set off to the protests outside the flat earther convention 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
2040 Fineee, I'll disinfect it first 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2041 I’ll leave it by the plastic trash container”. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
2042 Well, at least They consider it 'essential'! 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
2043 The least you can do is wish me luck! 1.3497 0.04241 143 105 29 8
2044 No, I'm not running out to get you an everything bagel. 1.3497 0.04182 143 106 27 9
2045 EARTH DAY, SHMEARTH DAY! 1.3497 0.05459 143 107 22 14
2046 Honey, I can feel a cold draft. I think I forgot my boxers. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
2047 I’m taking this thing in to get the bugs fixed 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2048 I still think we should have gone with UPS 1.3497 0.04355 143 101 36 6
2049 It's time to talk about downsizing. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2050 Of course I've thought of a backpack, there's just that little photosynthesis issue. 1.3497 0.04682 143 99 38 6
2051 My PT says this will do a world of good for my back. 1.3497 0.03330 143 108 27 7
2052 Earth day again! When are they going to celebrate Atlas day? 1.3497 0.04576 143 98 40 5
2053 I'll be glad when Amazon's delivery service has capacity. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
2054 Can't you see I have a lot on my hind? 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
2055 Pluto would've been lighter. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2056 Don't forget to pick up milk and eggs on your way home. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
2057 I know. I know. Don’t shrug. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
2058 “I get it. You’re busy. But Martha told me at book club that even Zeus picks up the drycleaning.” 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
2059 This Google Maps gig is harder than I thought. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
2060 I'm off to my spinning class. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
2061 Why can’t you just get off my back when I’m going to work? 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
2062 A little help– Mildred, a little help? 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
2063 Well, honey, as of today it seems that the world is no longer your Oyster... 1.3478 0.03658 138 107 22 9
2064 You had only one job, Human. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
2065 Honey, have you read Ayn Rand?" 1.3478 0.04895 138 97 34 7
2066 The warranty allows for a full refund if returned within 90 days.” 1.3478 0.04949 138 100 29 9
2067 The earth day is finished. Time to get rid of decorations! 1.3478 0.04841 138 99 31 8
2068 Wait, you’re forgetting your mask 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
2069 Don’t bring that thing into the house unless you plan on taking care of it!” 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
2070 It’s just a glitch - should be able to fix this in a few days. I’ll give you a call when it’s ready.” 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
2071 I saw a cheaper one on amazon 1.3478 0.04895 138 97 34 7
2072 Why do you always have to be the one to carry the weight of the world on your back? 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
2073 You’re not going out dressed like that are you?” 1.3478 0.04895 138 97 34 7
2074 I’m going to use this time to get in shape” 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
2075 It’s only a big deal when HE shrugs” 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
2076 I get it, you’re into crossfit.” 1.3478 0.04895 138 97 34 7
2077 Sometimes you just have to let it roll off your back ...” 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
2078 At least there’s job security in my line of work 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
2079 I’m getting too old for this crap. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
2080 It’s no problem at all, as it gets warmer, it gets lighter! 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
2081 I’m taking it back. It’s defective. 1.3478 0.04617 138 97 35 6
2082 My trainer said to use whatever weights I have. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
2083 I just cleaned the house. Get that bug infested thing out of here! 1.3478 0.05409 138 101 24 12
2084 Do you think Newton could help me with this thing? 1.3478 0.04786 138 101 27 9
2085 You had to set the Himalayas right on my lumbar, didn't you? 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
2086 I never should have agreed to take care of this thing. 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
2087 How about a little help? You are Mother Nature after all. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
2088 Forgot your atlas, Atlas? 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
2089 Sure, I’m bitter. Not all of us can work from home, Merriam. 1.3478 0.04895 138 102 26 10
2090 I can't stay home - I'm essential! 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
2091 If you don't want it, I'll dump it in that vacant orbit between Venus and Mars. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
2092 Eons of service and I know I'm going to end up as a start-up logo. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
2093 I said I'm FINE Ayn. Enough! 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
2094 Make the world go away, and get it off my shoulders. Say the things you used to say, and make the world go away." 1.3478 0.03435 138 103 29 6
2095 Do I care if I ever meet Ayn Rand? Eh. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
2096 Return shipping? Oh hell no. I’ll take back myself. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
2097 Yes, quite heavy. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
2098 You knew I was a Globetrotter when you married me. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
2099 The giant turtle got sick 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
2100 I alone can fix this! 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
2101 His plan was to leave it with the humans, but they gave him no choice but to take it back 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
2102 It’s not all Netflix and #quarantinis when you’re an essential employee, Mildred. 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
2103 Watch the door 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
2104 Couldn't you just Google Earth? 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
2105 Just trying to contribute, Margaret. Could you close the door? 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
2106 And after you get rid of that you can clean the cat litter. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
2107 Fine, forget the statue, but can’t you at least take a picture of me holding it...?” 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
2108 Over my dead body you’re getting half of my worldly possessions in this divorce, Karen. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2109 Don’t bring that back in the house until the people are nicer.” 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
2110 You know, I don’t know what they’d do if I dropped the ball. 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
2111 Back to the drawing board 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
2112 "I was trying to make a romantic gesture, Karen." 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
2113 I'm going to return this. It has a virus" 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
2114 Why are they protesting? Don’t they know I’m essential?! 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
2115 No kiss goodbye?” “I got my hands a little full here.” This was the moment that Atlas’ wife new the romance was gone. 1.3456 0.04159 136 102 26 8
2116 Oh yeah? Can your Equinox trainer do this? 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2117 I’ll be right back taking out the trash 1.3456 0.03442 136 100 28 6
2118 I'm off to the chiropractor 1.3456 0.00738 136 109 22 5
2119 Dont drop it again dear, you know what happened last time. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
2120 You could have told me your apartment was on the eighteenth floor!" 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
2121 This planet does not spark joy 1.3456 0.04159 136 102 26 8
2122 You know, I can live with the weight of the word on my shoulders, and even with wearing this dress, but, c'mon, argyle socks?" 1.3456 0.02930 136 104 26 6
2123 Honey, they said we need to let go of our worldly possessions” 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2124 Let’s see how long until someone asks if it’s real” 1.3456 0.04712 136 94 37 5
2125 Oh, and I suppose you know a better way? 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
2126 Oh, I see you have discovered ‘women’s work’ 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2127 Babe, the recycling bin is the blue one... 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2128 Oh, never mind. Weight was never the problem 1.3456 0.04992 136 99 28 9
2129 You’re just going to vote. 1.3456 0.04474 136 97 33 6
2130 Too much maintenance. I'm trading it for Mars. 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
2131 Let me guess -- carry the world on your own? 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
2132 Atlas never wore a mask! 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
2133 The world may be getting smaller but if you ask me it's not small enough. 1.3456 0.04712 136 94 37 5
2134 I'll have it back in a week. 1.3456 0.03888 136 100 30 6
2135 If you say ‘organic’ to me one more time... 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
2136 You'll have to take the dog for a walk today. I can't do everything. 1.3456 0.03958 136 103 24 8
2137 i'll be lucky if i can trade it for some toilet paper 1.3456 0.05206 136 101 24 11
2138 I know, I know...I won't be home late. Heaven forbid I miss dinner and charades with the Hendersons. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2139 Honey, could you get my mask and put it on for me? 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2140 You're supposed to carry it on your shoulders. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
2141 YOU feel like you have the weight of the world on YOUR shoulders?? 1.3456 0.03280 136 101 30 5
2142 Still got some bugs. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
2143 Yes, yes, I know. Greenland is NOT the same size as Africa. I’ll fix that straight away. 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
2144 It's like you think I revolve around you sometimes 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
2145 Maybe it will be easier to carry on your shoulders 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
2146 Yeah well ... for next year’s science fair, I’m drawing the line at a Kuiper Belt Object. 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
2147 Amazon messed up my order again. My son ordered the Jupiter globe, not the Earth 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2148 Pick up bread on your way home. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
2149 Disinfect my shoulders? What are you, a communist? 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
2150 That new guy, Sisyphus. His idea. 1.3456 0.04595 136 93 39 4
2151 Essential smenshel. I wanna work from home, too. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
2152 It’s 7,917.5 miles in diameter, and YOU want me to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
2153 Be sure: this is the last time I bring my toys to play with you, Pandora. 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
2154 I'm having lunch today with Sisyphus. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
2155 This seems to keep getting heavier. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
2156 I’m gonna go hang with Sisyphus. Don’t wait up. “ 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
2157 He complains about carrying the weight of the world on his back, but not once has he tried rolling it. 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
2158 You’re supposed to use your shoulders not your back 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
2159 I thought I was your earthly delight. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
2160 Don’t wait up for me tonight, dear. 1.3453 0.03099 139 107 25 7
2161 I can tell you Amazon is not taking this back - what the hell were you thinking? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
2162 I’m a walking Atlas. Trust me, I’ll get there. 1.3453 0.04972 139 103 24 11
2163 The world may be shrinking, but it's still just as dense. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
2164 There's a comet in the forecast. I may be home early. 1.3453 0.04297 139 103 28 8
2165 You do realize no chiropractor will see you until 2021 at the earliest... 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
2166 No I can’t pick up milk on my way home tonight. 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
2167 Wait - you forgot to put on your mask! 1.3438 0.04611 160 114 37 9
2168 How long before the replacement arrives? 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
2169 This is the last time I put Earth in your care! 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
2170 That's it, I'm joining a flat Earth society. 1.3433 0.05616 134 101 20 13
2171 Take the receipt, or they won’t accept it back 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
2172 This one does not spark joy.” 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
2173 It needs my help! 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
2174 I can't see it, I can only feel it. Does it look infected to you? 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
2175 Some days it's lucky I don't pass any dumpsters. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
2176 I've gotta get this back to work. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
2177 You’d shrug too if you saw what was going on back there. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
2178 Your profile clearly stated you were the 'Earth mother' type. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
2179 Can’t complain. Getting lighter since those Fox News viewers have been taking hydroxychloroquine. 1.3433 0.05715 134 102 18 14
2180 You can help Zeus but you won’t clean the garage. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
2181 Ya well, at least mine provide more traction then your bunny slippers 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
2182 Remember dear, no shrugging" 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
2183 You put the gift receipt in my wallet right, Tammy?” 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
2184 Atlas out of quarantine ” 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
2185 “I’ll be back in an hour, I’m taking this to the laundromat “ 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
2186 If I’ve forgotten anything, just mail it 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
2187 Told you not to trust the Greek 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
2188 If you really need to have the weight of the world on you, please at least wash your hands after you’re done honey.” 1.3431 0.02302 137 107 24 6
2189 Oh yeah? Well I’m saving the world by staying at home and showering infrequently. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
2190 Carry the world on your shoulders, not your back. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
2191 Please stop nagging Pleione ! I promise to be careful...I know how fragile this place is! 1.3431 0.04684 137 95 37 5
2192 It's just a cough...I'm sure I'll be fine. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
2193 Let me get rid of this one. It was one of my first ones. I used to do a lot of drugs back then. 1.3431 0.05621 137 104 19 14
2194 Can you please move your hand? I’m trying to read what the capital of Moldova is? 1.3431 0.05016 137 100 28 9
2195 I'll let Him know that it doesn't spark joy in you anymore." 1.3431 0.04684 137 95 37 5
2196 It wasn't a shrug. My back hurts. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
2197 Dang it wife! You knew this when you married me. Atlas is as Atlas does. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
2198 This one got infected, I’m throwing it out.” 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
2199 Real men don't ask for directions, Alexa! 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
2200 You know you should really lift with your legs. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
2201 I’m sorry hon. I’d love to stay home with you but I’m essential. 1.3427 0.04666 143 100 37 6
2202 Just be happy you can work remotely. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
2203 Same as ever! I work four billion years with no workplace incidents. Sisyphus keeps having to start over but H.R. never writes him up. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
2204 I’m gonna go find this Hercules fool.” 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
2205 It feels a lot heavier these days, maybe it’s the ignorance” 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
2206 Margaret, does my bum look big in this? 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
2207 they said all existential workers 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
2208 It wasn't a shrug. I just get itchy in wool sweaters. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
2209 My father warned me, you’d never amount to nothing... its the same every day, roll it up the hill. At night, right back down again! I’ve had it, don’t you bring that back again... Sisyphus are you even listening to me!? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
2210 I'm getting a refund! 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
2211 Who says I’m not essential? 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 35 4
2212 I know, I know. Shoulders, not back. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
2213 Seems a bit heavier these days. 1.3411 0.05391 129 97 21 11
2214 Maybe if I roll it down Mount Olympus it will help" 1.3411 0.03480 129 100 22 7
2215 It’s a leap year so I’ll probably be home a bit late. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
2216 Go save the world. I’ll be doing laundry. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
2217 Well, Ayn, I shrug because this thing is heavy - you want to make a metaphor of that, be my guest. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
2218 Please don't forget the eggs and milk. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
2219 There’s a “no return” policy but I’ll see what I can do. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2220 You know how many turtles I fought for this thing?" 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2221 "Yeah, well, SOMEBODY has to do it." 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2222 ‘You were right honey, this is harder than it looks’ 1.3409 0.02238 132 99 30 3
2223 My new boss said I needed to take on a heavier workload.” 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
2224 I am going to let Greta take over for awhile. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
2225 He took the world, she kept everything else in the settlement. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2226 Okay, but when can I expect it back? 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2227 Don’t shrug this off 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
2228 You’re right honey, this would be harder in heels... 1.3409 0.04604 132 98 26 8
2229 Damn Amazon 'Returns' 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2230 Put it in the garage for a few days and throw your toga in the washing machine. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
2231 Yes, Martha, I know I’m supposed to wear a face mask. But I’ve kinda got my hands full! 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2232 It might not spark joy now but what if we miss it later?" 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
2233 I told you we couldn’t afford it! 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
2234 Yes, I’m lifting with my legs! 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
2235 Watch your step 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
2236 This is my last day unless they provide PPE. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
2237 I HAVE to go in, Sylvia, I’m an essential worker. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2238 How is this still essential? 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
2239 I’m taking it back, everyone is ruining it. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
2240 I'm going for a walk. Feels like I've got the weight of the world on my back... 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
2241 I'm sorry, it looked different on the internet. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2242 I thought the job description for Atlas was figurative. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
2243 The job sounded better when I thought it was about maps. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
2244 Yes ma, I know... If they don't do returns then I'll try exchanging it for one that fits in better with the furniture. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2245 I’ll be back for Mars in an hour. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
2246 It just couldn’t stay flat, could it? 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2247 ... I know, but we finally have health insurance. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2248 Nothing is ever good enough for you. 1.3409 0.03776 132 97 30 5
2249 Covid or no covid, I can’t just shrug off my responsibilities. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2250 Okay, okay. I'll stop bringing my work home. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
2251 Blue Marble," my arse 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
2252 I'm tired of carrying all the weight around here 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
2253 Still looks flat to me. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
2254 It's supposed to be on your shoulders, not on your ass.. 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
2255 It doesn't seem that long ago . . . when you had the world on a string and the string around your finger . . . 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
2256 I'm returning it. Complete piece of junk. 1.3409 0.04071 132 99 26 7
2257 oo! ow! ouch! blast this global warming! 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
2258 Thank you for using 1-800-Got-Junk. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2259 Your KNEES, not your Back! 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
2260 I’m just not sure it’s considered essential, honey... 1.3409 0.04908 132 98 25 9
2261 How about a kiss goodbye. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
2262 Well, you said I need to carry my weight... 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
2263 Sorry, sir. Alexa, I meant to order AN atlas, not THE Atlas.” 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
2264 But wait! Did you ask yourself if it still sparks joy?” 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
2265 He’s got the whole world in his hands. “For the love of god, don’t drop it” 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
2266 Going to take this to repair, need me to grab anything from the supermarket while I’m out?” 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
2267 Oh no, don’t mind me, I’ll carry it all by myself, you just stand there and watch”. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
2268 I'm just taking it for recycling. 1.3407 0.04481 135 92 40 3
2269 Careful, it's fragile. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
2270 Ugh stop worrying; it's mostly water weight. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
2271 Saying I’m not that buff and that you don’t trust me should be two separate conversations. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
2272 I’m thankful it’s inflatable. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
2273 I said, "nice bunny slippers". See ya tonight. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
2274 She wants to see other people 1.3385 0.03631 130 98 21 7
2275 Don’t be dramatic, I’ve been carrying it for decades” 1.3385 0.04704 130 90 36 4
2276 what are you going to do when you're not saving the world" 1.3385 0.03869 130 94 32 4
2277 Even with a receipt, I doubt they are going to take it back. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2278 Don't forget to pick up some milk on your way home. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2279 Who knew CrossFit would come in handy after all.” 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2280 Hey dude, refrain. Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders.” 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
2281 Jupiter? You said size didn’t matter!” 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2282 I'll be back for Mercury tomorrow! 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2283 The real punishment is the commute 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2284 Despite daily encouragement from his wife, Jeff never left for work without looking like the weight of the world was on his back. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2285 My four month holiday was great, thanks for looking after it during that time Hecate. Oooff! I don’t recall it being this heavy, lol. What did you feed it? 1.3385 0.03792 130 101 21 8
2286 ...as Dr Fauci begins his daily labors.” 1.3385 0.05836 130 100 16 14
2287 I wasn’t shrugging, I was trying to scratch my calf! Now everybody wants to act like I don’t care. They wrote an asinine book about it! 1.3385 0.03194 130 96 29 4
2288 Yes, I have my mask and gloves. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2289 Alas, Atlas, I said 'you should bring more *mirth* into this household'. 1.3385 0.04704 130 90 36 4
2290 Be right back as soon as I find someplace to put this down” 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2291 Tell your friend Sisyphus I said Hi, will you?" 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
2292 You are wearing that?” 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
2293 I asked you to watch the world for one day... 1.3385 0.04704 130 90 36 4
2294 Oh, they didn't tell you? Earth day is cancelled this year. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2295 It’s about time you bring that in to get looked at. I told you it was buggy months ago.” 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2296 This is a man's world. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2297 Put it on the curb. Someone might need it." 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2298 I'm not giving up on it, it's just going to go to a nice farm upstate..." 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
2299 Still only accounts for 10 out of the 15 lbs you’ve put on so far. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2300 This is why we can’t have good things. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2301 I had the world on a string! But now...” 1.3385 0.03194 130 100 24 6
2302 There’s an app for that . . . 1.3385 0.04951 130 97 24 9
2303 Get rid of it. It doesn’t bring me joy. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2304 I'll be back! After I relieve Atlas on his lunch break 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2305 It's always, "Atlas, help stop pollution!" "Atlas, cure the pandemic!" Sometimes they need to help themselves and get off my back. 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
2306 I'm just going to put it in the garage. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2307 What do you mean, you'd rather have a more Eurocentric view? 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2308 Sorry, but the baby is going out with the bath water! 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2309 I know there are other planets but I still think this one is essential. 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
2310 The weight of this world is a pain in the ass. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2311 Don’t worry. I’m sure it’s benign. 1.3385 0.04575 130 89 38 3
2312 I only WISH that I could carry it on my shoulders! 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2313 Take it! Takeittakeittakeit! 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2314 I'm going to air it out. 1.3385 0.04094 130 97 25 7
2315 A leaky faucet? As if I don't have enough to worry about!" 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2316 I can't take a day off--I'm essential. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2317 Did you ever once consider I might not have all this baggage if you'd been the Nymph I married? 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2318 My PT says my job is causing the back pain, but I don't have any other skills. 1.3385 0.03194 130 95 31 3
2319 I don't see why I couldn't do this from home. 1.3385 0.04890 130 94 29 7
2320 Atlas, I think that should be on your shoulders. Monkeys go on the back. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2321 I swear, if I drop this thing one more time I'm getting canned. 1.3385 0.03463 130 100 16 9
2322 No need to be so dramatic; next time I'll take out the garbage. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
2323 You can have it back once you learn to share with your other brothers and sisters! 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
2324 Sure, tell me I'm stupid, but just look at your dopey bunny slippers. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2325 Virus or not, I still have a job to do Harriet. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2326 I didn't ASK to be deemed essential, Jackie! 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
2327 Which question do you want answered first: why I'm carrying the world on my back or why I'm dressed in Roman drag? 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2328 Next time make sure you wash your hands when you come inside. 1.3385 0.01908 130 107 15 8
2329 Atlas, please don't shrug! 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
2330 This is a metaphor for capitalism. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
2331 There go the volcanoes again. Better pick me up some Ibuprofen. 1.3385 0.04376 130 89 37 3
2332 Listen, I warned you, now I’m taking this back. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
2333 even the dinosaurs did a better job. 1.3383 0.02901 133 102 24 6
2334 I’ll have it back in time to help Johnny with his geography distance learning” 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
2335 Wasn't 'Love you to the moon and back enough'? 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
2336 That’s it. No more home office for me. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
2337 Gotta run, Honey. I promised Sisyphus I'd race him up the hill. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
2338 '"And no beans for dinner tonight. They cause earthquakes." 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
2339 No, I can't get milk on the way home. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
2340 Sometimes I really do wish I had this thing on a string. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
2341 I have an itch on my nose and I need help 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
2342 Is this thing getting heavier lately?" Atlas shrugged 1.3383 0.04514 133 95 31 6
2343 I feel like you shouldn’t be wearing sandles. 1.3383 0.04639 133 92 37 4
2344 Yes dear, I will remember to wash my hands. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
2345 I don’t see how I’m an ‘essential worker’ either, Margaret, but I don’t make the rules, alright?! 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
2346 Just be glad it’s not Neptune or Uranus 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
2347 Reason for returning: Inaccurate website description 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
2348 It needs a cleaning. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
2349 I’ll be back for the next one. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
2350 Sorry Doris, the world doesn't revolve around you. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
2351 Charles, How much is Instacart paying you for that delivery? 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
2352 If someone starts singing " he's got the whole world in his hands" one more time, I'm going to snap. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
2353 Dear, you shouldn't have made chili last night: Alaska's really in for it. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
2354 What? I'm essential!" 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
2355 This weighs a lot you know. 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
2356 Atlas! You forgot the gloves! 1.3359 0.04870 128 95 25 8
2357 The celestial heavens aren’t going to hold themselves up, Carol.” 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2358 "hold this, he said, I'll be back in a minute, he said, well I'm not falling for that again, sister. I ain't watching your kid " 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2359 You industrialized humans had your chance! I’m taking this baby back with me to the Byzantine.” 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
2360 I promised the healthcare workers I’d cover for them today.” 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2361 ‘Honey, when I tried to return it they refused on the grounds of misuse and neglect! Can you believe that?!’ 1.3359 0.04543 128 95 26 7
2362 “I’m ‘essential.’” 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2363 Honey I know you’re bored, but this cosplay home workout is really revealing your hero complex and pale calves 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2364 Paul, stop trying to be so metaphorical! 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
2365 I must be getting tired... it seems a bit heavier every day. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2366 I'm going to wash this off in the yard. Have dinner without me, I have a feeling this will take a while." 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2367 I know, I know, I promised the moon and the stars" 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
2368 I’m done, this wasn’t even supposed to be my punishment 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
2369 The World feels a bit heavier these days. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2370 Can you get the lights?” 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2371 It is not functioning at all. I’m glad they have a flexible return policy.” 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2372 I only dropped it for a second 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
2373 Taking the planet back to the Middle Ages where it was untarnished by your $10 lattes and pollution 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2374 It's easy for you to be a denier, you don't have an ice cap melting down your back. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
2375 Excuse me while I take out the garbage. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2376 Look, you have your slippers and I have mine,ok? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2377 There was a letter from the Flat Earth Society for you in the mail today. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
2378 You know a female already has that job, her name is mother earth. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
2379 I could handle this, but I'll need help with Jupiter... 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
2380 Why carry it on my back? So I won’t breathe on it—no mask! 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
2381 Be back in a minute. Taking the garbage out. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
2382 I am using my knees. It’s not helping. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2383 This oughta be enough to cover the mortgage. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
2384 Oh and--pick-up some eggs and milk on the way home. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2385 Earth day shmirth day...I need a massage. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
2386 Your costume for earth day? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2387 Of course I’m an essential worker, and no I don’t need a mask! 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
2388 I'm going to the gym and the chiropractor. Do you need me to pick-up anything? 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2389 Don’t tell me I’m exaggerating! 1.3359 0.05793 128 98 17 13
2390 I see you have the weight of the world syndrome 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2391 So I'd appreciate it if you'd stay off my back about the lawn... 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
2392 I hate global studies! 1.3359 0.04933 128 93 28 7
2393 It doesn’t spark joy in my life. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
2394 It's time to put this in recycling. 1.3359 0.04995 128 96 23 9
2395 No, I still haven't had a chance to read Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, why do you keep asking? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
2396 Sorry my schedule doesn't revolve around you. 1.3359 0.05116 128 95 21 10
2397 Shouldn't You be Wearing a Mask? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
2398 I don’t need a mask. I’m a god, not a superhero! 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
2399 No, thanks. You’ve done enough!” 1.3359 0.03360 131 96 29 4
2400 It ain’t heavy, it’s my mother... 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
2401 The job ad said ‘physically strong, but with a sense of humor.’” 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
2402 If not me, whom? 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
2403 I’d like it wiped back to the beginning of time, please. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
2404 This Global Positioning System isn't as useful as I'd expected. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
2405 Don't forget the trash on your way out. 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
2406 No, I don't think a woman would do this job better. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
2407 Yea, you have a good day too! 1.3359 0.03998 131 96 30 5
2408 Reboot the protozoa, you said. Reboot the trilobites, you said. Reboot the dinosaurs, you said ... 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
2409 NO! They won't LET me work from home! 1.3359 0.01574 131 102 25 4
2410 If you are going to carry the world around on your shoulders, don’t you think you should wear more practical footwear Harold?” 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
2411 How about eternity—is eternity good for you? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
2412 Well, I think it's essential work. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
2413 Could you get the door for me? 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
2414 There, brazen temptress. Tell me you did not feel the earth move! 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
2415 Honey, whaddya’ mean my chiropractor is only doing tele-health appointments?” 1.3358 0.05019 134 99 26 9
2416 If I don't go outside to tell them how unfair isolation is, the left wins". 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
2417 You're not shrugging your way out of this one." 1.3358 0.04848 134 95 33 6
2418 It would 't be so heavy but for the fatso in the White House. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
2419 No comparison, Sisyphus got to roll his 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
2420 I shrugged, and now it's too heavy to lift. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
2421 I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
2422 My therapist said first I have to get rid of a world of hurt. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
2423 "Did YOU keep the receipt? " 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
2424 I TOLD you we should've gone with the smaller one. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
2425 No, now is STILL not a good time” 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2426 Atlas! Honey don’t forget to buy a new ozone layer on your way home” 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
2427 Don’t be mad at me. You’re the one that forgot trash day.” 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
2428 Some of us can’t telecommute 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2429 I said I don’t want it in the house until it’s vaccines are up to date!” 1.3333 0.05746 126 96 18 12
2430 The flat earthers have it so much easier 1.3333 0.05102 126 93 25 8
2431 „This one is broken, I need to make another. Don’t wait, I’ll be late.” 1.3333 0.04093 129 98 24 7
2432 I still don’t understand why I didn’t get a stimulus check, I definitely qualify as a small business” 1.3333 0.04140 126 92 21 6
2433 Do you know where Ayn Rand lives? 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2434 ...and next time you have a one night stand don’t bring your world of problems with you! 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
2435 Thanks. It’s just not sparking joy. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2436 I bring it back. It has a virus" 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
2437 I am tired of working from home" 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
2438 Don't you worry, Mother Nature. We are trying our best to see ourselves out 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2439 This doesn’t spark joy. I’m tossing it. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
2440 If I leave now I’ll be first in line at the recycling center” 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2441 Dr. Fauci didn't think fame had changed him. His wife disagreed. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
2442 Try not to sneeze on it again, Doug!” 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2443 Don’t give me that look, birthing it was still worse. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2444 Yeah Atlas does have the sky but he shouldn't get ALL the credit 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2445 Now hand me the moon. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
2446 As a marketing concept, I think having the whole world in my hands would have been the better way to go. 1.3333 0.05345 126 95 21 10
2447 ...have a good time and say hello to Prometheus for me 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2448 I hope I can still retire next year. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2449 I may be a little late. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
2450 No, Shirley, I don’t know when Atlas gets back from vacation. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
2451 Oh dear must you always carry the world upon your back... 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2452 Alice shrugged. 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
2453 Yes, I am carrying the weight of the world on my back....and your coffee stinks. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2454 Gee Ayn, I don't know. Zeus seems to think I'm essential. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2455 Well honey, if you really want to save the world, quarantine at home with me. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
2456 I guess “I’ve got the world on a string” doesn’t apply here. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2457 This would be much easier if I had Kim Kardashian's butt. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2458 Careful now. Don't shrug your shoulders! 1.3333 0.03473 126 97 23 6
2459 Will there be a full refund? 1.3333 0.02981 126 97 24 5
2460 Anything else I can do for you? 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2461 Where do you think? I'm an ESSENTIAL worker 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
2462 Honey, you forgot your bowling shirt. 1.3333 0.04847 126 91 29 6
2463 I'll pick up a fresh one on my way home. 1.3333 0.04847 126 91 29 6
2464 Get off my back for once, Madge, will you? 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2465 The doctor said it'd fall off by itself in a millennium or two. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
2466 These Australians are a real pain in the neck 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2467 I’m bringing it back. It’s defective. 1.3333 0.05345 126 95 21 10
2468 In these tough times I feel like the weight of the world is on me. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2469 Yes, Ayn, I could shrug. Or you could just put down the damn coffee and help me. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
2470 That's right, I used to carry it on my shoulder Gert, and your butt was six inches higher, too! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
2471 I'm leaving you to pursue my dream of becoming a company logo 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
2472 Next time I’ll really read the small print in the employment contract. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 33 4
2473 This just keeps getting hotter! 1.3333 0.03381 126 94 28 4
2474 Jesus Mabel,they're in my front pocket. Just lock it up after I leave. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2475 Enjoy Earth Day honey. 1.3333 0.04781 126 93 26 7
2476 Recyclables or trash? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2477 Someone has to do it. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2478 Yes, "mother" I'm going over to Archimedes place... again. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
2479 That looks like a world of hurt. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
2480 And George, when you're done with that one, don't forget Jupiter and Saturn in the basement. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2481 Fred, you’re being hysterical. I only asked you to go out for toilet paper. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2482 Oh Atlas, you’re always such a martyr. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
2483 I should have auditioned for the part of Dionysus. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2484 When they said I'd be a door-to-door Atlas salesman, I should've noticed the capital A 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
2485 Alright fine, I'll use the route Google Maps suggests. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
2486 Can you whip up another universe while I take out this old trash. 1.3333 0.04847 126 91 29 6
2487 Fine, I'll go shelter in space! 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
2488 I asked for the Sun, Atlas 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
2489 Better get rollin'. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
2490 Taking her back to a happy place. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
2491 Going over to Atlas’s house, be right back” 1.3309 0.04667 139 101 31 7
2492 Full-body workout 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
2493 Global warming—there’s nothing like it for a sore back. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
2494 With the gym closed during the pandemic I've got to get my exercise some way. 1.3308 0.04429 133 99 27 7
2495 Don't worry Karen, I got it 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
2496 OK, I’ll return it, but don’t order from them again. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
2497 Hum those lyrics once more, I drop it; and the whole world will be in your cotton-picking hands. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
2498 Can't believe this is an essential job" 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
2499 We know where we’re not appreciated. 1.3307 0.04480 127 87 38 2
2500 You just had to bring your work home." 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
2501 In a new wave of foreclosures, the planet earth foreclosed 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
2502 It's all a conspiracy 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
2503 Gotta go— I told Sisyphus I’d cover for him all of 2020.” 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
2504 Trust me, this is way more accurate than Google Maps. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
2505 Have a good day, Atlas. Keep on shruggin’. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
2506 This would have been easier if we packed it flat . 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
2507 amazon guaranteed no global warming, nuclear war or pandemics. Be sure to return it for a full refund. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
2508 Atlas, your calendar is wrong. That’s the wrong ball. Tonight is your bowling night. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
2509 Yeah, well, a "little favor" was all that Heracles asked. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
2510 I know I'm supposed to stay inside, but the trash gets collected today. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
2511 Honey, at least it’s not one of the bigger planets. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
2512 I’ve got to get the World back to work 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
2513 Every day I carry the weight of the world on my back and all you can say is "Have a good one"? 1.3307 0.04750 127 94 26 7
2514 This is the last time I bring my work home with me... 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
2515 Remember, do not go anywhere near Rockefeller Center 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
2516 No, I won't forget to pick up the dry-cleaning! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
2517 Your psychiatrist can figure out just by talking to you that you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
2518 I’ll show them “non-essential.” 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
2519 You're doing great, honey. 1.3307 0.04944 127 98 19 10
2520 Why don't you wait to do your martyr routine when we're done with the lockdown? 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
2521 Bernice felt bad about her error, but she still returned the Atlas she had bought online. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
2522 And next time don't bring your work home with you!" 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2523 Isn’t there a song about this 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2524 Well, put it out by the curb, Syd, if you aren't going to fix it." 1.3306 0.04394 124 94 23 7
2525 Do you have your keys?” 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2526 “yes, I know. I make it look so easy.” 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2527 You just don’t understand what it’s like to be an essential worker honey, but to some, I’m a hero 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
2528 It’s ok, I’ll take care of THIS too...” 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2529 Atlas shrugged” got a whole new meaning in 2020 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2530 “Atlas needs to stop leaving his things at our house.” 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2531 Work from home once, and the world falls apart. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2532 Corona or not, Meg, you always knew you were marrying a globetrotter.“ 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2533 No, Phyllis, I'm not going to be able to 'pick something up' while I'm out..." 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
2534 Careful with the economy, OK? 1.3306 0.04318 124 96 20 8
2535 Landfill, or incinerator?” 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2536 I’ll be back soon, I’m just going to isolate this” 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2537 I have 99 problems but living in your world of isolation isn’t one. 1.3306 0.05085 124 92 25 7
2538 I know you can’t tell, but I’m shrugging right now.” 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2539 I’m still not sold on you being considered essential.” 1.3306 0.04468 124 92 26 6
2540 I’m returning it for the Xtra-Large. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2541 Be right back- I'm going to get it injected with bleach. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
2542 Tell the kids to grow up. I won’t keep picking up their messes! 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
2543 Don't worry, I'll wash my hands after. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2544 These tend to break after around 4.5 billion years. I should have a new one ready for you in about 100 million. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
2545 Carrying the weight of the world means back problems for life, dear. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2546 You forgot your mask and gloves. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2547 We’ve got bigger issues than whether or not I’m going commando. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
2548 It feels like it's upside down! 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2549 Have a good day, dear. Don’t forget to pick up milk on your way home. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2550 Atlas: I have to train my back to carry this shit load for the rest of my life. Gaia: It is what it is! Odds are in favour of Zeus. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2551 Atlas has called in sick again ! 1.3306 0.04888 124 90 28 6
2552 Honestly, would it kill Zeus to forgive me? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2553 No!, I can't talk to Myth Busters,....I've got work to do 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
2554 It's not any easier working from home. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2555 Thank the gods for disability insurance. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2556 I liked it better when I had the world on a string 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
2557 Essential service, gotta roll. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2558 Since when is a shrug ‘being over dramatic’ ? 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2559 Can you close the door on my way out? 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2560 Thanks for the quickie, I gotta get back to Rockerfeller Center . 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2561 Of course it's a beach ball! Where am I gonna find a planet this small? 1.3306 0.05085 124 94 21 9
2562 Remind me why I take my work home with me. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
2563 I told you I'd give you the world, Sheila. I just...I didn't think it would be this heavy. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
2564 I hope they take exchanges. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2565 All this--- and social distancing, too. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
2566 Sorry dear, 'the weight of the world on my butt' doesn't quite have the right ring to it. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
2567 It's recycling day. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
2568 Oh, Atlas, quit whining. It's one of the smaller planets. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
2569 It's better than bringing my problems HOME in the evening. 1.3306 0.05149 124 92 24 8
2570 Takin' this thing to the trash can. It's covered in coronavirus." 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
2571 I know you'd rather be going to work too" 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
2572 I’m taking this in for a software upgrade 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
2573 It can’t be flat. How else would it fit through the doorframe? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
2574 Did you remember your cell phone? 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
2575 Honey, I’m taking the kids.. and the other 7 billion free loaders” 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
2576 Oh! I guess I’m doing this wrong too. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
2577 Whatever, Ayn. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
2578 When did I ever shrug? 1.3281 0.04166 128 90 33 3
2579 Just don't forget the groceries on your way home. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
2580 I don’t care if it’s Earth Day. It has to test negative first.” 1.3280 0.03460 125 94 27 4
2581 Just gonna sort out the world’s problems. Should be done by lunchtime. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
2582 Despite all we've lost, it feels much heavier lately. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
2583 Look, Marie Kondo said, ‘hold it in to yours hands and if it doesn’t bring you joy, it has got to go’ 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
2584 Atlas, honey, use your knees, I don’t want to have to take you to a hospital right now 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
2585 Sandals? In this weather?! 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
2586 For the last time, I don’t have a god complex.” 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
2587 I've had enough, Ayn. I'd rather take my chances out there." John shrugged. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
2588 I am taking my ball and I'm going home 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
2589 out for my morning trek over the land and through the sea. I am just doing one revolution. See you for supper. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
2590 Sorry Atlas! No mask, no entry. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
2591 This thing is getting hot. 1.3280 0.04653 125 87 35 3
2592 This is my garb for the counter protest. Those folks demanding the lockdowns be lifted also believe the world is flat. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
2593 When your done, I need you to mow the lawn. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
2594 Stop complaining about work. It’s not like you carry the weight of the whole world on your shoulders. 1.3280 0.04366 125 95 23 7
2595 Thanks a lot Edith. No one’s ever told me I should lift with my legs. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
2596 The 7 PM Corvid-19 sing-along choir has chosen "We've got the whole world in our (clean) hands" as their signature song. 1.3280 0.03064 125 94 25 4
2597 Can you, just this once, get off my back? 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
2598 Going to Planet Fitness. Be back later. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
2599 When I said go take on the world I didn’t mean that literally.” 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2600 six days of work and thats it? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2601 Be careful with that. It's easily broken." 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2602 She aint heavy, she's my world. 1.3279 0.04106 122 96 18 8
2603 ... maybe it's still under warranty and we can fix it.” 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2604 But, don't I get a refund for returning faulty items." "Not when you've damaged it yourself." 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2605 Not all of us can work from home, darling!" 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2606 “Yes, I washed my hands!” 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2607 Remember honey, you're essential! 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2608 I’m telling you, you should put a fragile sticker on that 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
2609 That Roman costume won't be enough, darling. Did you wash your hands? 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2610 You know, I’m beginning to think you would have taken any job that gets you out of this apartment, Robert.” 1.3279 0.04187 122 89 29 4
2611 Beasts of Burdens are considered essential workers. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
2612 Well, honey, is it safe to carry that much weight with sandals on?” 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
2613 you'd think if they call this job essential they'd give me a decent mask 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2614 Yeah enjoy your zoom call, Margaret. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2615 We aren't just another pizza joint. 1.3279 0.04346 122 90 27 5
2616 Nice slippers. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2617 Stop worrying, I promise not to shrug! 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2618 You try doing this before you've had your morning coffee! 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2619 Ours is broken. I'm going to the universe store to get another. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2620 Can't talk right now honey; I've got the whole world on by back. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2621 Well you don't have to be dramatic about it, dear. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2622 I thought it was just a saying, but o.k. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2623 All I need now is a visit from your mother. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2624 You think it's easy competing with Google Maps! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2625 I’m the first essential worker. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
2626 Honey, why on earth would you wear these shoes? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2627 Mind shutting the door, dear? 1.3279 0.04346 122 90 27 4
2628 Oh, so NOW keeping the world spinning is essential! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2629 Yes, Karen, I consider myself “essential.” 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
2630 I’d work from home if I didn’t have the weight of the world on my shoulders! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2631 The compression socks aren’t working. 1.3279 0.05755 122 92 18 11
2632 Good luck Sysifuss, I hope you can roll it all the way to the top this time. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2633 Shit! I forgot my mask. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2634 I hardly ever look at it anymore and when I do it’s just depressing. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2635 Sisyphus only had to roll his rock up a hill. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2636 Going to drop this off at the cleaners. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2637 It’s bulk trash day, finally. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2638 And don't bother coming home until that's all cleaned up! 1.3279 0.05755 122 93 18 11
2639 No Ayn. That's just stupid. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2640 Forget the Titans, remember the truss. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2641 It’s easy after living with you! 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
2642 So, now can you see my point of view 1.3279 0.04648 122 92 23 7
2643 Atlas, our neighbors don't need that. They just asked to borrow some toilet paper. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
2644 No way I'm picking you up a latte 1.3279 0.04423 122 92 22 7
2645 It would look better in the garden under the sword of Damocles. 1.3279 0.04861 122 91 24 7
2646 The guys at the Genius Bar might be able to kill whatever's infecting the operating system.” 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
2647 I keep telling you to stop watching the news. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2648 Busy day. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2649 But garbage day isn’t until Thursday. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2650 You try going around with this on your back and see if you have a nice day. 1.3279 0.05132 122 90 25 7
2651 You act like you're carrying the whole world on your shoulders. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2652 This was easier when everyone thought the world was flat. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2653 You really should be getting hazard pay. 1.3279 0.05132 122 87 28 6
2654 Will return it after decontamination 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2655 You want me to call in sick? I'm an essential worker. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
2656 Lay off the sandals, Sheila, it’s casual Friday. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
2657 I knew the Earth should of been flat 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
2658 Yes John, take it back to the vintage market. I told you, Mars would have been a better fit for the kids' bedroom. 1.3261 0.04732 138 99 33 6
2659 Fine, Joan! I’ll just take my baggage and leave then. 1.3261 0.04732 138 99 33 6
2660 The doctor’s. She said I should get it removed if it starts turning brown. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
2661 Atlas, just take the trash out and I'll be happy 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
2662 This time I won’t push it 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
2663 Pick up some toilet paper 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
2664 I am taking this back, Patricia. The Craigslist ad said “...in used but good condition.” 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
2665 For the millionth time, it’s not that I don’t want to do the dishes 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
2666 I’ll be back when they give me proper PPE.” 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
2667 Is it just me, or has this thing gotten a lot quieter lately? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
2668 I know I promised you heaven on earth, but I’m taking it all back. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
2669 Yes, I'll be hungry after I'm done. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
2670 "and they said:"No, Sysyphus, you can't work from home"" 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
2671 Honey, try to rotate a little slower today. I can’t find my work blouse and have a video call this afternoon. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
2672 You’re right Sweetheart. It doesn’t give us joy anymore and it’s time to get rid of it.” 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2673 Well, back to the drawing board. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2674 What are you now, Harold? Atlas? 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
2675 Don’t forget the toilet paper. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
2676 Can you grab the garbage on your way out? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2677 Atlas isn’t going to be happy when he figures out you dropped it.” 1.3252 0.04689 123 86 34 3
2678 I know you’re essential honey, but couldn’t you at least put on some pants?” 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
2679 Yeah, don't worry. I can get the door too. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
2680 Are you sure you’re considered an essential worker? 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
2681 I'll take out the trash when I get home. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
2682 Did you disinfect the damn thing? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
2683 Excuse me: I have to shrug. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2684 I'll shrug if I damn well want to shrug. 1.3252 0.04829 123 92 24 7
2685 If you really have the whole world on your back, why am I standing here? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
2686 Don't you dare "Hey Jude" me! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2687 My hands are full, dear. Would you mind slipping the keys in my pocket? 1.3252 0.04829 123 87 32 4
2688 I carried your children. It’s the least you can do. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2689 Honey, where did I leave my mask? 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
2690 Essential worker to others, Lois, even if you don't agree. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
2691 Honey can you get the door? 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
2692 It's not the weight, dear it's the outfit. 1.3252 0.05162 123 92 23 8
2693 For the last time -- I'm essential, Karen! 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
2694 You knew I was an essential worker when you married me. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
2695 Really Atlas, this is no way to get rid of the Coronavirus! 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
2696 I am taking it back. It's full of bugs. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
2697 Do I still love you? Short answer: Atlas shrugs. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
2698 Out for a spin? 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
2699 Karen, it's been two months in this apartment with zero symptoms.  I promise you I'm not going back out there carrying some huge viral load. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
2700 Sisyphus was busy? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
2701 Yes, I know, but today is back and glutes day.” 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
2702 Don’t forget the milk on your way back home 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
2703 Just be home by 5. I have mah jong. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
2704 ‘Fine. I’ll see if I can return it without the receipt’ 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
2705 You’ll get it right next time, hon.” 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
2706 Thing is, it’s not actually that heavy...it’s just the emotional burden that weighs on you. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
2707 Atlas, we need to talk about your at-home fitness routine. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
2708 Can't believe I've got to come back for Heaven. 1.3250 0.03483 120 89 28 3
2709 Maybe you got the house, but I got the gobstopper so I think we both know who the real winner is here, Nancy. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
2710 I should have started with the moon 1.3250 0.04758 120 89 25 6
2711 I’m going to need help with Jupiter. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
2712 You don’t hear me complaining like that wimp Sisyphus. 1.3250 0.04903 120 90 23 7
2713 You wanted me to be more worldly! 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
2714 Well, if you’d take it out before it’s overflowing... 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
2715 Tell me, honestly. Does this planet make my butt look big? 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
2716 I can’t face the world either until I have my coffee. 1.3250 0.04758 120 84 33 3
2717 Ok comma from now on I'll consider saying my punctuation out loud comma but thank you anyway for bringing me the world atlas period. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
2718 You think I don't want to just drop it at Goodwill? 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
2719 Shrug....and you can forget coming home! 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
2720 Do you have any idea how hard it is living with someone like you? 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
2721 There's a 14 day isolation or return policy. I still have the receipt." 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
2722 No, Mom, satnav would not be easier 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
2723 Oh, how I hate Earth Day! 1.3228 0.04985 127 91 29 6
2724 How long will I have to carry this burden on my back?” 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
2725 Why can't you just roll it? Martha says Sisyphus rolls his one and he's already almost done. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
2726 When I had the chip on my shoulder you complained about that too! 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
2727 They better not screw this one. There will be no more replacements. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
2728 “I swear, if you say ‘first-world problem’ one more time....” 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
2729 I think that I am considered an essential worker 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
2730 I’m tossing it, turns out it expires in 2020 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
2731 Remember not to shrug, dear. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
2732 And please tell that little child across the street that the sky isn't falling, I'm just on a coffee break. 1.3226 0.04515 124 91 28 5
2733 I'm taking the world back, you've done enough harm." 1.3223 0.03842 121 91 24 5
2734 it’s time to put it back where it belongs” 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2735 I’m essential, I have to go” 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2736 I just don’t get why I’m labeled ‘essential’!” 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
2737 It’s a little heavier than I originally thought. 1.3223 0.02680 121 94 23 4
2738 Desperately In Need Of Repair. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
2739 Tell Sisyphus we should schedule a double Zoom date 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
2740 “reopening the world,don’t forget your mask” 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
2741 Atlas Snubbed. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
2742 This should only take me an eternity.” 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
2743 Well, I have to go... Holding the whole world is essential work." 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2744 Oh shit, I forgot to put on my mask! 1.3223 0.05211 121 91 22 8
2745 Dang, what did you put in this? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
2746 I’m going to put it on a string and wait for a rainbow. That’s what! 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
2747 on your way home pick up a couple of croissants at that little bakery in Strasbourg 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
2748 Could you ask Zeus for a different job? Maybe god of wine? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
2749 These knuckleheads don't know the gravity of the situation. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
2750 Remember to bring the Moon back tonight! I will take some weight from your shoulder 1.3223 0.04653 121 87 30 4
2751 It's time to re-open the planet. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
2752 I really hope I don’t get the Jupiter promotion. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
2753 Does this world make my backside look fat? 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2754 Atlas do this, Atlas do that, Christ Karen, I'm running late. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
2755 Are you sure this is how we do Earth Day? 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
2756 I'm not Apollo-gizing for how I live my life 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
2757 It was like that when I got it 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
2758 At least shut the door for me this time. 1.3223 0.04940 121 89 26 6
2759 Those hoity-toity publishers can kiss my World Atlas. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
2760 Ok, I’ll wear a mask 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
2761 If it was flat it would fit in my backpack! 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
2762 Yeah, you go out their, take the weight of the world on your shoulders, I’ll clean the house and get your meal ready. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
2763 These Himalayas are really digging into my back. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
2764 You can’t just “come bowling,” Ruth. It’s my league night. There’s etiquette, rules, inside jokes, you know? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2765 It’s my job and it’s essential! 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
2766 I’m not an idiot, I’m using google maps!” 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2767 It was dressing up day at school and Emily, age 7, was confident she would take home first prize for best costume. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
2768 And then Mother Nature kicked him to the curb 👋 1.3220 0.04484 118 90 20 7
2769 "tell me Linda, how am I suppose to social distance myself at work?" 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2770 It wasn’t a shrug, I was adjusting.” 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2771 I’m pretty sure I left Australia in the kitchen. Would you mind getting it for me? 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
2772 Im getting a replacement, this one seems to have reached its expiration date” 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2773 You Know Doreen, I think that new mattress was about as effective as your essential oil therapy... my back still hurts! 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
2774 Don't worry about me, I can get the door all by myself." 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2775 I'll just take this to the repair shop." 1.3220 0.05299 118 89 21 8
2776 I'll help you in a bit - just give me a couple decades to finish my coffee." 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2777 I don't understand why they can't let you work from home. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2778 Don’t give me that look! I’m essential! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2779 Tony quickly decided acting out scenes from Gladiator wasn’t half as enjoyable as watching it 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2780 No Fran, I can't stay home, I'm what you call an 'Essential Worker'!. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2781 You're already violating social distancing protocol with, like, billions of people, and you haven't even left the house yet. 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
2782 Now it won't be good as new, but let me see how I can fix this 1.3220 0.04484 118 86 28 4
2783 Are my undies showing?" 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2784 I can't work from home, Pleione, I'm "essential". 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2785 This’d be a lot easier if they’d stop moving around” 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2786 Don’t say I didn’t warn you about wearing appropriate footwear. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2787 We don't want people to get the wrong idea, dear, Trump says it's un-American to care about the globe" 1.3220 0.03878 118 90 23 5
2788 What do you mean it wouldn’t flush? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2789 Nah, I got it. Stay inside! 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2790 Zues said to tell you to come collect another planet 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2791 If only I could work from home 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2792 You never like my gifts” 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2793 At-las. You’re leaving. Finally! 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
2794 You saw me looking at a pic of Mr. Olympia one time, Harold. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2795 “ i’m going to be late, can’t you see I am an essential worker” 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2796 You think you got problems! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2797 It's not the weight of the world that bothers me, it's the tight sandals. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2798 You know our marriage therapist was right; you can’t keep taking on the responsibility of the whole world and not have it affect our future together! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2799 I heard that exposure to sunlight cures this thing. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2800 I'm thinking about applying for a job where I can work from home. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2801 I can't take a day off; I've got the whole world on my back! 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2802 HE'S got the whole world in his hands, not you! 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
2803 Big deal, your brother can keep the 6'-distance rule. He has the world on a string. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
2804 A little support would be nice! 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
2805 Break a leg 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2806 The good news is, I don’t have to push it up the hill today. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2807 I’m going to teach these bastards once and for all. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2808 These stupid sandals are killing me. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2809 No, I don't have the receipt, but I'm going to try to return it anyway. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2810 Just twelve more years to retirement. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2811 Just give South Africa a little push. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2812 I’m just going to take out the trash. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2813 You see? I wasn't be overly dramatic. I LITERALLY do carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2814 I don't have time to recycle. I'm doing this for Earth Day. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2815 I doubt this is what it's like to be pregnant. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2816 I said map, not Atlas. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2817 ‘Nonessential labor, my ass!’ 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2818 You don’t have to be so literal George. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2819 Will you get me my face mask? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2820 I don’t get it. Pluto gets demoted, so I get punished? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2821 Would you mind closing the door after me? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2822 Yeah, yeah, I washed my hands. 1.3220 0.04403 118 88 24 5
2823 I shrugged and my back has been a mess since. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2824 Hell yeah I'm bringin' it back. Damn thing is leaking oil. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
2825 It's not like the fate of the world is on my back or anything. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2826 The recruiter said I'd have a ball at this new job. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2827 Antarctica is melting. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
2828 I'm taking it out to the recycling bin. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2829 I know we’re in lockdown, but I’ve got to see my chiropractor! 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
2830 No Judy, I can't come home early today so you can go play bingo. What part of "for all eternity" don't you get? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
2831 This is the last time I’m going to fix it.” 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2832 Who's Atlas? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2833 Did you just combine accurate Greek mythology and medical nomenclature to call me an airhead?” 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
2834 Yes it’s full-time but my first pay was in drachmas. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
2835 Fine, I’ll take it back. But Zeus, himself, assured me that this one wasn’t damaged by humans.” 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
2836 Hopefully, the stimulus will see you through the furlough. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
2837 It's easy to get lost out there. If only you had a book to help you navigate. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
2838 I never thought this job would such a pain in the ass. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
2839 Yeah, well, some of us still have to go to work and do our jobs. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
2840 I was deemed essential. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
2841 Gotta go, dear. Essential worker. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
2842 I don't complain when you bring your work home with you! 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
2843 But you forgot your face mask and hand sanitizer.” 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
2844 And you say I don't do anything around the house 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
2845 Wouldn't it be easier to just go to the gym? 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
2846 I'm getting tired of this punishment, every time I have to get this cleaned. 1.3197 0.00823 122 100 19 3
2847 Where's Atlas when we need him? 1.3197 0.04837 122 91 23 7
2848 Ya know, flat would be easier to carry 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2849 "Oh stop your whining, Howard! It's not THAT heavy!" 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2850 Are you sure you want to return this?” 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2851 ..... yeah I know I said no givebacks, but this is a special case 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2852 This used to be a lot lighter. 1.3193 0.03855 119 90 23 5
2853 Just as long as you keep six feet from the others” 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2854 Don't worry about the world's opinion of you, we'll talk more during our next session..." 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2855 Try lifting with your knees this time” 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
2856 "We're not spending the stimulus check on a Peloton, I don't care what Pyroeis bought his wife." 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
2857 Feeling on top of the world? Use your legs, not your back” 1.3193 0.01861 119 93 23 3
2858 “Does the Earth make my butt look big?” 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
2859 It’s defective, take it back 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
2860 No honey, staying at home is harder" 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
2861 Sometimes they make me wish Chronos had ate me too!!! 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2862 Fine, but I don't know why you want to throw it out now - it's got at least another hundred years in it." 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
2863 Honey, I just can't drop everything like that" 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
2864 Do you think we can still change it for a new one? Never too late to restart, I guess 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
2865 It's ATlas, not ASSless! If I have to go outside and waddle around like a duck until the clap of my asscheecks drags your neighbours from their zoom calls then goddammit I'LL DO IT! 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2866 I used to have the world on a string 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2867 THIS IS THE LAST STRAW,I'M LEAVING YOU MARGARET AND I'M TAKING NOTHING BUT THE WORLD ON MY BACK! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2868 You had your chance -- it's going somewhere it will be better cared for! 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
2869 Does this toga make my weltschmerz look too big? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2870 Leave me alone. I've got the whole world in my hands. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
2871 Isn't it take your Earth To Work Day?" 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
2872 It can't be too much to ask you to get the door... 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2873 Can’t wait to find out how a world attempted to be run by men works out, honey. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2874 Now you see that having the whole world in your hands makes it impossible to do anything 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
2875 Yes, I know Zeus is working from home, but an online Atlas just isn't the same. 1.3193 0.05193 119 86 26 6
2876 Oh thanks, I was hoping someone would be on my ass, too. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
2877 How am I the irrational one? You’re wearing pajamas past noon!” 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2878 Are you sure you still want me to cancel your physical therapy appointment?" 1.3190 0.04989 116 88 21 7
2879 There’s no way that you’re getting half in the divorce...” 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2880 "Whole World In Hiss Hands. Of course I get it." 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2881 Well, Helen, we agreed. I get to take it for a spin on the weekends." 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2882 Australia needs to be home by 2 for a Zoom call." 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2883 There has to be an easier way to work from home, Atlas." 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2884 Last night was fun. But I’m starting to feel like I do all the work and you just lay there.” 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2885 Does this planet make my ass look big? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2886 Thanks for getting the door hon 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2887 Don't drop the ball, honey. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2888 It’s not sparking joy.” 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
2889 I’m taking this back, you messed it all up. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2890 Listen, you can get off my back about our trip to Europe. I got bigger problems to deal with right now! 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2891 Oh and hun, don’t forget to bring home toilet paper.” 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
2892 Honey, I’ll be home after my shift. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
2893 Bad form! Knees must be directly above ankles. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
2894 I could use a little help...” 1.3190 0.05351 116 88 20 8
2895 And you’re sure I get the full refund, not just store credit? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2896 Fine, I'll give you the world AND a gallon of milk 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
2897 The humans are getting too heavy...better start a global pandemic. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2898 And please don’t call me on my cellphone while I’m working. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 26 5
2899 You're lucky. We don't normally take returns on one-of-a-kind items. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
2900 (God at the beginning of 2020) Just dropping Earth off at the sitter while I go on my sabbatical. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2901 Well, I'm off to another tequila sunrise 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2902 Dangit. Forgot to put my mask on FIRST. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2903 Thank you for choosing Good Greek Movers. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2904 No,I will not be picking up a pizza on my way home. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2905 After work, remember to pick up three golden apples. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2906 Does this position make my butt look big? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2907 Can you please just dress for the job you have? 1.3190 0.05948 116 90 15 11
2908 When can you come back for my husband? 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2909 Hope it fits on the chariot and watch your step on the way out 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2910 Remember, I was the one who told you never to bet against Zeus, but oh no, I don't know what I'm talking about. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
2911 T G I F" 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2912 In 2018 I was carrying this thing on my shoulders. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2913 Tell me again why I'm essential. 1.3190 0.04515 116 85 27 4
2914 THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M BRINGING MY WORK HOME WITH ME. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2915 I have to go put this someplace safe, see you in 24 hours 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
2916 PLEASE! I'm trying to wrap my arms around this global situation!! 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
2917 Virus be damned! The world and I are going out to get a haircut. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2918 Honey, can you help me get China off my ass? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2919 Atlas is sheltering in place again. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
2920 No, it does not spark joy. 1.3190 0.05063 116 85 24 6
2921 And you saw this on YouTube? 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2922 That's the trouble with the rotation; the job is alright in the mornings but between noon and 4pm Mount Everest scratches up my back like you wouldn't believe. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
2923 I'm just saying, ever since Zeus became your manager you've been bringing your work home with you every night. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
2924 You could've deleted Google Earth on-line. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2925 You have a great day too. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2926 Okay. If the boss insults me, I'm just going to shrug it off. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
2927 “just came to get the last of my stuff” 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 6
2928 Hunchback of Covid19 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
2929 Watch out! "I‘ve got the whole world in my hands”. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
2930 I'm tired of working from home, alright. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
2931 I dunno, Doris. Probably the same time I’ve gotten home the last 23 years”, he said with an exasperated shrug. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
2932 Laureen, you are just too much to handle sometimes. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2933 If you van find where the little bitty baby baby has gone, give me a call 1.3171 0.00816 123 103 14 6
2934 Does this toga make my earth look too big?" 1.3167 0.05290 120 92 20 8
2935 And if I drop it, things actually get worse. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
2936 OK, I know, I know! You feel as if you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
2937 Really works the glutes. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
2938 The string broke” 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2939 What the hell did you pack me for lunch today? 1.3162 0.04646 117 92 17 8
2940 And you think you’ve got the world on your shoulders” 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2941 I heard there's a bunch of people protesting, trying to make it a bit lighter for you. 1.3162 0.04646 117 82 33 2
2942 Don’t forget to wash your hands honey 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2943 Make sure you give that to a woman this time 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2944 Do you have everything? 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
2945 Costco will take it back... 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
2946 Honey..wait..u forgot your mask! 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
2947 I’ll be back. Hopefully Marie Kondo will know what to do with this mess. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
2948 Can’t be late. My boss thinks he’s a God. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2949 So my Dad said, "Why do you need college? We got a great family business you can go into." 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2950 Atlas’s globe delivery! 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
2951 Yes ,damnit, I am an essential worker 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
2952 Yes, I am a little stressed out. How could you tell? 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
2953 You're no longer going to be part of my world. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
2954 If Hyperion calls, tell him I’ll work on that light fixture right after I drop this thing off at the cleaners. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
2955 Can't you see I have the world's problems on my shoulders? Tomorrow I'll clean the toilet. 1.3162 0.02618 117 92 21 4
2956 All these years I thought your name was Hatlas. 1.3162 0.04566 117 94 14 9
2957 Eternal damnation? Bring it on! Anything beats working at home. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2958 It’s a comedy AND a tragedy 1.3158 0.05110 114 85 23 6
2959 #We're supposed to be six feet away from this, Susan." 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
2960 You're supposed to put the whole weight of it on your shoulders." 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2961 Does this make my butt look big?" 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2962 This is the last time I listen to you complain about working from home, Janet. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
2963 Just text me the list" 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2964 Stay safe!” 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2965 I’m tired of carrying these guys. And please call my Chiropractor” 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2966 Don’t hold dinner. 1.3158 0.04461 114 91 15 8
2967 I can't believe you wear bunny slippers" 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2968 She said if doesn’t spark joy....” 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2969 “It gets heavier every day.” 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
2970 The mountainside’s closed indefinitely, so I’ve got to work from home 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2971 I told you to throw it out about a hundred times. Now look at it." 1.3158 0.04461 114 81 31 2
2972 The weight of the world is heavier than usual 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2973 Amazon says I still don't qualify for paid sick leave 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2974 The toga party is next door.” 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2975 Maybe we can do a better job taking care of this one 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2976 Fine, I’ll take my problems elsewhere 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
2977 I don’t like how this one turned out. Let’s try again 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2978 I’m gonna go switch this guy out for Mars.” 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2979 remind me to never make another bet with Atlas 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
2980 A little help with the door. 1.3158 0.04191 114 84 22 5
2981 I know it's getting smaller, but it' still gives me a pain in the ass. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2982 I wish it were on my shoulders! My back is killing me. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2983 Can we go back to just making a volcano next year for Timmy’s science fair? 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2984 Gotta take this over to Sisyphus. The damn rock got away from him again. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
2985 Some of us can’t work from home in our pajamas... 1.3158 0.06017 114 89 14 11
2986 I don't know what "literally" means anymore. Literally. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2987 Kind of ironic that you had to stop and ask for directions. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2988 Don't run. It causes tsunamis. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2989 If the earth was flat, I could put it in a suitcase. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2990 Kicking it to the curb... Everybody’s saying it’s the end of globalisation. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2991 Honey, could you get the car keys out of my pocket? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2992 GPS not working again? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2993 And you think you’ve got it rough 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2994 Yes Pleione! We've been over this. Of course it's an essential job 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2995 I'm NOT shrugging! 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2996 Why do I always have to take out the garbage? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2997 You may want to wash your hands when you're finished. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
2998 No, I canNOT carry out the trash, too! 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2999 I know, I know, lift with your legs! 1.3158 0.05259 114 85 21 7
3000 Yes, I know I have to compete with Fauci. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
3001 So much for the incredible lightness of being immortal..! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
3002 Tierra del Fuego really bothers my lower back. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
3003 Make the world go away 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
3004 With everything I do for them, they still expect me to bring work home? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
3005 My trainer Eric is very old- school. He keeps saying “Use you thighs not your knees.” 1.3158 0.00881 114 93 17 4
3006 Ayn Rand birthday party; I'm suppose to shrug 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
3007 I’d rather live out in the Styx. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
3008 Make sure to keep it six feet apart from the other one. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
3009 While you’re out, could you pick up some milk? 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
3010 I got this. Could you just get the door? 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
3011 Okay already I am getting out with my earthly possessions. 1.3158 0.02091 114 91 19 4
3012 Honestly, with the airheads in power right now, the globe barely weighs anything. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
3013 I'm dropping it off at the cleaners 1.3158 0.05185 114 87 18 8
3014 Gotta carry this all the way up to Albany, Cuomo wants it 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
3015 Shrugs and kisses, dear. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
3016 It's a man's world, honey -- you just live in it. 1.3158 0.03700 114 87 23 4
3017 I'm just going out for some fresh air, water, and land. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
3018 They'res like zero support for the nads in this toga! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
3019 In case you can't tell, I'm shrugging at your suggestion. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
3020 Good luck with that. 1.3150 0.03984 127 96 26 5
3021 Tomorrow is garbage day. 1.3140 0.04844 121 92 22 7
3022 well honey, I am doing what Marie Kondo says and letting it go. This heavy globish thing doesn't spark joy anymore! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
3023 Why do you always have such a god complex, Jerry? I mean come on, is a dentist even a real doctor? 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
3024 Yes dear, I won't forget to pick up masks, Purell and toilet paper. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
3025 This thing is bigger than I remember it” 1.3130 0.03572 115 90 20 5
3026 Off to work. Nothing to worry about; just the weight of the world. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
3027 Does this world make my ass look big?” 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
3028 Fine. But it was a “this thing is heavy” shrug, not a “whatever” shrug 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
3029 I'll have her fixed before summer. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
3030 Off to the repairer's: Infected Orb. Well Worn." 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
3031 Well YOU are the one who wanted to see it!” 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
3032 Its time to pawn this, the stimulus check is just not going to cut it. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
3033 This will just take a minute then I'll refresh your tea. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
3034 At least you painted the goiter to look presentable. 1.3130 0.02091 115 91 19 4
3035 TGIF,the turtles take over tomorrow. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
3036 No, I won't forget the toilet paper! 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
3037 I have the weight of the world and you still expect me to practice social distancing? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
3038 It's Greek to me. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
3039 Stop telling me to smile, Susan." 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
3040 I will see what I can get for it 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
3041 And to think I could have been an accountant.” 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3042 I didn’t think this whole work from home thing would be so Sisyphean 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3043 I’d like to see you do this on Zoom!” 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3044 „When you meet that kid Hercules... remember to do a no-contact handover.“ 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3045 Sure, I'll pick up the laundry on my way back." 1.3125 0.05460 112 86 18 8
3046 I just bring it to the attic, dear. Nowadays only Flat Earths are cool 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3047 The poor old thing has an infection, but I can’t get myself to put it down.” 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3048 Don’t they advise against carrying the weight of the world?” 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3049 Straighten your back, honey. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3050 Call me crazy all you want Linda, but you’re the one who still thinks we’ll get help from the Federal government. 1.3125 0.06087 112 88 13 11
3051 Once The Ark is out of the shop we can start fresh!” 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3052 Not now, Sharon. I’ve got to get this thing to the dumpster fire.” 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3053 " A mask, a mask, the world for a mask" 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3054 The latest studies blame 'global warming' for rising methane levels in the South Pole. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3055 Dear, I believe that belongs on your SHOULDERS... 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3056 Not for nothing, but I'd rather be a 98-pound weakling. 1.3125 0.04751 112 79 31 2
3057 Fine, I'm carrying the weight of the world but I'll bring home a carton of milk. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3058 Hurry-before it melts! 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
3059 World got you down? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3060 Weight of the world? I’m essential, and I’m not leaving it up to interpretation. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3061 I might be late for dinner. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3062 All I asked was for you to clean your office! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3063 Nag nag nag! It’s what I do. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3064 What do you mean I should try Google Earth? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3065 I’ll return it if I can fix it. But no promises. 1.3125 0.04116 112 88 18 6
3066 I´m not wearing a coat, look where your last piece of advice got me 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3067 I thought you were going to leave it at work. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3068 Ayn Rand's apprentice. "Lift with your legs, and don't forget to bring home a gallon of milk. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3069 I don't think Mars is interested" 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
3070 You know, you're not the only one who feels like they have their world on their shoulders! 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
3071 Maybe I can lay some of this off on the governors 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3072 I'm taking Her out where She belongs on Her Day 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3073 Try not to call while I’m holding up the world 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3074 Atlas! This costume is sure to win. 1.3125 0.03115 112 88 20 4
3075 Megara, the world will be fine! I haven't dropped it yet. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3076 Earth Day, hump day, it’s all the same.... 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3077 carry this around forever, see how straight you stand 1.3125 0.00897 112 91 18 3
3078 I'll say "hi" to Sisyphus for you. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3079 Not a good excuse dear. They're still going to require you wear a mask. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
3080 Hippocrates told me to ice my lower back. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
3081 Oh I'll show 'em a moon alright! 1.3125 0.05078 112 85 19 7
3082 This was a lot less awkward when the world was flat. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3083 Who do you think you are, Ayn Rand? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3084 You're right, Honey Bunny...why the hell don't I just roll it? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3085 You’re no martyr, Fred, put that down before you pull something. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3086 Guess I should count myself lucky that I'm technically "essential services" 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
3087 I've explained this to you a thousand times, honey. When Atlas calls in sick and Prometheus is unavailable... 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3088 ... and your mother doesn't make it any easier. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3089 You don't understand the pressure I'm under: I really can't drop the ball again. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
3090 So sue me... I shrugged. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
3091 I think my toga is snagged on Tierra del Fuego. Little help? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
3092 Sorry, that's not what I ordered." 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
3093 . I tell you Edith, sometimes I feel like I’m carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
3094 You can't blame me every time it falls apart. " 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
3095 Helen, I still don't see how this is work is "essential". 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
3096 Goodbye small world 1.3119 0.05246 109 82 21 6
3097 I’ll need you to fetch me drinks at the costume ball dear, and yes, I know you think the toga was over the top. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
3098 Yes, I know we’ve got therapy at 7!” 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
3099 You’re going to recycle the whole planet? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
3100 Is it 'carry the weight of the world on your shoulders' or 'lift with your legs, not your back'? 1.3119 0.05164 109 84 18 7
3101 Hey buddy, if you remove the water, it might be lighter. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
3102 Where’s your mask and Purell? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
3103 Sure, I'd love a vacation. Maybe after the end of the world? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
3104 It's bloody awkward but it's why people think the world of me 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
3105 The door handle! The wipes! And where are your gloves? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
3106 I think it's time to ask for a raise. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
3107 Servants carry things on their shoulders. I am Gluteus Maximus. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
3108 It eats too much and just makes a mess. 1.3119 0.04645 109 81 24 4
3109 It's got a high fever, so I'm getting it tested. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
3110 I'm an Essential Worker and I DON'T need a mask! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
3111 Gotta put this one in quarantine, can’t risk the other seven getting sick” 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
3112 The fitness instructor called this move the COREantine” 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
3113 Sorry, I work for Mitch McConnell, and I'm going to put the whole thing in Kentucky. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
3114 I know Zeus is coming to dinner tonight and yes I’ll remind him to wear a shirt. 1.3115 0.04520 122 91 26 5
3115 Taking the weight of the world on your shoulders isn’t supposed to be taken literally, Phil.” 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
3116 Honey, I hope the doctor is able to figure out what’s causing your back pain 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
3117 To have and to hold ‘til death do us part. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
3118 Stay physically active during quarantine, they said. 1.3097 0.04800 113 83 26 4
3119 And then Sisyphus had a plan” 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
3120 Even Atlas couldn’t handle quarantine” 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
3121 Oh well. Don’t think we will get our security deposit back on that one 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
3122 If I’d come up with a snappy cartoon ad campaign like my brother Charles, I probably wouldn’t have to schlep this thing around. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
3123 I have to go to work i'm essential 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
3124 I can tell you already: Not tonight, Honey. 1.3097 0.05119 113 85 22 6
3125 Stop already with,"Carry it on your shoulders, carry it on your shoulders! 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
3126 You’re taking on too much, Atlas! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
3127 Ayn Rand was right. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
3128 When I applied for the job, I thought it was flat. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
3129 I’m going to barter it for a sourdough starter. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3130 It’s heavier than I expected.” 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3131 He’s got the whole world in his hands 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3132 Alright, time for an upgrade. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3133 Yeah, I guess I can take care of this thing for one day...” 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3134 Be back by sunset, dear” 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3135 Oh and we’ve run out of milk...” 1.3091 0.06023 110 86 14 10
3136 “How was I to know when you said watch blue planet you meant on Netflix” 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3137 “Oh, and we’re out of ice.” 1.3091 0.05206 110 83 21 6
3138 What do you mean by “It’s not an essential activity?” 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3139 Honey, I’m leaving. You have fourteen days to think about what you’ve done.” 1.3091 0.05363 110 84 19 7
3140 I want you to offer to help without me having to ask. Just nevermind.” 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
3141 Try to not forget the dry cleaning again, dear.” 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3142 Now is the perfect time to just call Zeus and make up. 1.3091 0.04032 110 84 22 4
3143 my therapist told me to physically act out my burdens, so yes, I'm going out like this. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3144 It’s time to get a clean start 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3145 Who says papier-mâché isn’t the perfect medium for existential dread?” 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3146 Have you tried yoga?” 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3147 I’m bringing this world to a species that will actually appreciate it. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3148 Yes allegorical narratives ARE essential, Barbara! 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3149 It’s called “essential services” for a reason, Helen. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
3150 I asked for a lever long enough, but my funding got cut” 1.3091 0.04700 110 85 19 6
3151 Somedays it just feels heavier than normal 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3152 Is it just me or is this planet getting denser? 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3153 Celebrity Gods share their isolation workout routines." 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3154 Mrs. Atlas shrugged. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3155 Atlas is an essential worker. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3156 Last night was a real banger.” 1.3091 0.03096 110 90 14 6
3157 Good luck making it down the block without a citation. Unfortunately, supporting the planet isn’t considered an essential job.” 1.3091 0.05125 110 85 20 5
3158 Yeah this one has a bug 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3159 Try next door! They’re more empathetic! 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3160 Thanks for taking over for me on my day off, I really appreciate it.” 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3161 Don’t forget to take out the garbage, dear.” 1.3091 0.05043 110 82 23 5
3162 Is that the way you are supposed to carry it around? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3163 Good look at the Ayn Rand-Con, honey! 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
3164 You knew what you were getting into when you took the job, honey! Don’t start complaining now...” 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3165 Wow, you were right! I feel like a god in these sandals! I can’t wait to tell off my chiropractor… 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3166 David, just give it to NASA, it can float around in outer space. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3167 I’ll be back in 23 hours and 56 minutes. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3168 Either bowling alley or garbage dump, not sure yet. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3169 I heard you ma'am, you ordered Jupiter. Next time use Amazon. 1.3091 0.05206 110 82 21 6
3170 Pay the health insurance premium. 1.3091 0.04959 110 86 16 7
3171 Don't forget your face mask. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3172 Ok. But I don't think it'll fit down the garbage chute. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3173 I never said I was CHARLES Atlas! 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3174 Time to make the donuts 1.3091 0.06023 110 86 14 10
3175 Don't need a mask--no one will get close to a guy looking this crazy. 1.3091 0.04788 110 78 30 2
3176 And don't forget to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3177 Wow, this 2020 model is a lot heavier than advertised! 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 23 5
3178 Well, we can't all be like you and 'have the world on a string'. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3179 I'm not going to shrug off my responsibilities " 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3180 No, Janice, why don't you pick up milk today. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3181 It's a new song I'm recording, I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN MY HANDS.... 1.3091 0.05739 110 89 10 11
3182 Every time those damn turtles want a vacation.... 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3183 I know, I know... You think I'm looking forward to another lecture from my Chiropractor." 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
3184 Good luck with your protest, Atlas. I'll be here in this world when you return from Mar-a-Largo. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3185 This is the last time Atlas is going to trick me into lugging this thing around. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3186 This has gotten much more difficult since Trumpnwas elected! 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3187 The secret is it's actually flat. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3188 You can keep the silver platter. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3189 Oh honey, just let it go. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3190 I guess I qualify as an essential worker. 1.3091 0.02958 110 87 19 4
3191 It's called 'remote working'. 1.3091 0.04700 110 82 24 4
3192 I'm considered an essential employee. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3193 Yeah, well, apparently I'm essential and Sisyphus isn't. 1.3091 0.06023 110 86 14 10
3194 The weight of the world is one thing, I just wish I could stay six feet away. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3195 Shut up, Hespiris. Sisyphus has it a lot worse. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3196 Well if I can't get a refund maybe they'll exchange it... 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3197 I'll see if I can't get my deposit back. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
3198 Just think, I once had the world at my feet. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3199 The world's not going to hold up itself. 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
3200 No, mom! For the last time, no! I would rather die than be seen with a rolling backpack! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3201 It's an essential service. Deal with it! 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
3202 I couldn't stand the weight of the world on my shoulders anymore. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3203 I think a cross might fit your outfit better, Steve. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3204 Make the world go away and get off of my shoulders 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3205 That's it, Mother. I'm taking it back so it can heal properly. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
3206 I'm dropping this off for a good clean. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
3207 I'm off to Electra's school today for show and tell. 1.3091 0.04788 110 83 22 5
3208 I’m not whining. I just wish I wasn’t essential staff at a time like this. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
3209 Working from home is not much easier. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
3210 Your tinder profile totally exaggerated your interest and commitment to miniatures, Delores." 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
3211 I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
3212 ATLAS he's finally out of the house ! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
3213 Darling, you can’t keep carrying the world on your Your shoulders. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
3214 Actually this earth belongs to us thinkers not you people taking it for granted 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
3215 I want a refund. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
3216 Globetrotter tryouts today. 1.3070 0.04514 114 85 24 4
3217 Well, Sysiphus has it easy is all I'm saying. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
3218 It gets worse, Gladys - next week, they want me to hold Jupiter! 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
3219 You sure you can’t support the world by staying home like me? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
3220 Honey, why don’t you just roll it around?” 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
3221 Even the Earth needs some Air, Rita." 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
3222 This IS working from home.” 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
3223 Despite the plethora of recent global setbacks, Sisyphus, as an essential worker, dutifully went into work. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
3224 If you just let the air out it won’t be that heavy. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
3225 Let’s restart right after the roman empire went down #backtothefuture 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
3226 You thought 9 months was a lot? 1.3063 0.05399 111 82 22 6
3227 You're one to judge about baggage. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
3228 I've got a pay-per-view race against Sisyphus. 1.3063 0.00905 111 88 21 1
3229 Send the moon with Kenny, in a cab . . . 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
3230 Doesn't Mrs. Atlas want to try it for a day, I not getting any younger. 1.3063 0.02139 111 88 20 3
3231 It's not a Physioball, but it will have to do. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
3232 I might be able to bring back a tall frappucino, but I don't think I can handle a grande or venti. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
3233 Damn turtles are on vacation. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
3234 I had to shrug to get it through the door... 1.3063 0.04106 111 88 17 6
3235 Quit Staring! 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
3236 “Who said anything about saving it, I seem to be popular just carrying it like this” 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
3237 Your antivirus subscription recently expired. Now I'm gonna have to reinstall the operating system" 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
3238 ...And if you don’t have weights, you can just use whatever existential dread you have lying around for this simple backyard workout 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
3239 Well essential workers are essential for a reason, Karen. Enjoy your Real Housewives of Olympus marathon!” 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
3240 I know it's a waste of time, but flat earth conferences have great food. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
3241 Suddenly I’m essential. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
3242 What else is on the list? 1.3056 0.03826 108 87 15 6
3243 Just shrug it off 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
3244 What do you mean, the Atlantic from a certain angle looks like a wet ghost?! 1.3056 0.05088 108 81 22 5
3245 Marta, as much as I want to help you in your virtual teaching, you know I am no way close to the Greek God Atlas, right? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
3246 We already tried that corner. We tried all four corners. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
3247 Take off those stupid bunny slippers! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
3248 I keep telling you. Don't bring work home. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
3249 Just because the gyms are closed doesn't mean you can't exercise." 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
3250 Don't look at me that way. Beach balls can be heavy. 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
3251 As a matter of fact, I do feel like I’m carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
3252 Somehow, it seems heavier when they're in a bad mood. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
3253 I'm taking it to the doctor. It caught some sort of flu. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
3254 After this, I'll mow the yard. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
3255 It used to be on my shoulders, now my back. I can only imagine where it will eventually be located. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
3256 “Anthony Fauci! Haven’t I told you not to wear those sandals to the White House!?” 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
3257 More like Mrs. Atlas shrugged... 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
3258 I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
3259 What do you mean JUST a project manager? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
3260 Dear, you need to get out of the stone age and use GPS. 1.3036 0.04455 112 86 21 5
3261 Your sandal is coming apart. Probably the CO-2 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
3262 Quit kidding yourself, Ron. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
3263 I know taking Pluto out for a walk emasculates you 1.3036 0.03979 112 79 29 1
3264 Honey, if I don’t post videos of myself working out from home, how will the people know to stay active?” 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
3265 I had a good time. Your around-the-world was awesome. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
3266 Well, I’m off to the recycling plant. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
3267 I'd take my jacket, but this keeps me pretty warm these days. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
3268 I hope to hell that they don’t mistake me for Sisyphus again. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
3269 Now the icewater melting off the polar caps is dripping down my back! 1.3028 0.04123 109 82 24 3
3270 You just have to lift with the knees. 1.3028 0.05375 109 84 18 7
3271 At least I'm not burdened with bunny slippers. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
3272 Sorry, but it needs an update. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3273 Try not to drop it this time . 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3274 "I think we both know who is carrying this marriage." 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3275 Only if earth was flat, i could flip it and end this mess 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3276 Make sure you bring it back the way you found it. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
3277 I know, I know. You carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. Please don't forget to grab milk." 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3278 ‘Every time I hear another Trump press conference, I think: Is my job safe?’ 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3279 Removing all the non-essentials... 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3280 I’ll take it from here. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3281 Will bring it back after its refurbished - price will be in the range of a few million lives.” 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3282 Okay, but you still aren’t doing it right. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3283 Yep. Everyday is Earth Day... 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3284 My trainer says I’m supposed to lift from my knees. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3285 Sisyphus, are you sure you've selected a proper stone? 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
3286 Well, it's a bit hard for me to work from home" 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3287 Don’t forget your keys 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3288 Helluva way to go out.” 1.3019 0.02387 106 85 16 4
3289 Fine, if you don’t want to care for it, I’ll return it. I doubt they’ll take it back though, it’s all messed up.” 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3290 I never should've let Calypso talk me into making that TikTok 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3291 I swear these new CrossFit workouts are getting more and more archaic 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3292 Sure, Martin, try your luck, but I don't think the waranty still holds on that" 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3293 You're holding it wrong again, it should be upside down 1.3019 0.05555 106 79 20 6
3294 can’t you see i’ve got enough on my back? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
3295 Sisyphus, honey, I’m not sure you’ll have better luck with that one.” 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3296 What about your chiropractor appointment? 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3297 Don’t shrug Atlas. 1.3019 0.05221 106 77 24 4
3298 He’s Got The Whole World .. on His Back”🤣🤣 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3299 Ok, whatever, just put it with the others. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3300 We just have to quarantine it in the spare room for a while.” 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3301 Yes, I know it’s on the way Barbara. That’s not the point! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3302 I'm globetrotting." 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3303 We were each assigned a planet to look after for a week, and just my luck...I got the infested one." 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3304 Yeah don’t sweat the small stuff. I’ll try to remember that. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3305 Do not worry, all is well. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3306 I hate daylight savings 1.3019 0.03048 106 83 20 3
3307 No, Gloria. The bowling league does not consider this cheating. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3308 ...and please stop reminding me to wash my hands 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3309 I thought you carried the weight of the world on your shoulders...not your butt. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3310 Just promise to bring it back in one peace. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3311 Is it me, or is it warmer too 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
3312 Well, I knew a job in the Deep State was never going to be easy. 1.3019 0.05555 106 79 20 6
3313 Before you clean up the environmental mess I should break out the big jug of Lysol. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3314 Sisyphus's trainer says to focus on core strength. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3315 You stay here, I'm taking this to the cleaners. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3316 I've got the world on my back, Myrtle. I can't focus on your slippers right now. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3317 This darn curve is flattening my back... 1.3019 0.04379 106 81 20 4
3318 Yes, it's heavier, but some genius decided that Pluto no longer qualifies. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3319 Atlas meets Tinder - I should have swiped left! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3320 I'm expecting a bit of a bonus, this year is a leap year. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 21 5
3321 I'll be home as soon as I can get this thing back into orbit. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3322 I’d like to store it until there’s a safer place to put it. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3323 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3324 He want's it back ! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3325 Just going to dump this in the garbage--be right back. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3326 This is going back to whomever put this in our mailbox. 1.3019 0.02568 106 84 19 3
3327 No, I'm not picking up apples on the way home. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3328 Apparently I am still an essential worker. After my shift, I will walk to the end of the Earth to pick up dinner. 1.3019 0.05306 106 81 19 6
3329 My advice, just roll it down the hall. But that’s just me. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3330 Don't tell anyone I switched to styrofoam. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3331 Got a better idea for teaching geography over Zoom? 1.3019 0.05306 106 81 19 6
3332 How does it feel carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
3333 Mine will win. It’s not only big, it’s a Rorschach test, too. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3334 Since you people have proven to be hopeless 1.3019 0.04956 106 79 23 4
3335 Shrug Atlas 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3336 Time to slowly bring the world out of quarantine. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3337 He's got the whole world..." right. Just bring home the bacon 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
3338 Would it help if I call you a hero? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3339 No, I can’t work from home because ‘that will throw everyone way out of orbit.’ 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3340 Stop walking around like you’re carrying the weight of the world. I got problems too, you know. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3341 I’m going out. Don’t wait up. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3342 Wash your hands for 20 seconds when you put that down. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
3343 ...and no more singing "This land is your land"! 1.3019 0.04379 106 81 21 4
3344 For the last time, I AM an essential employee. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3345 Honey, would you hold this while I tie my sandals? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3346 Who doesn't pronounce the 'T' at the end of 'at last'? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3347 This global warming is giving me a rash. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
3348 Have you ever thought about not taking your problem so literally? 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3349 I never thought a costume party could be such back-breaking work. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3350 Honey, this IS essential business! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3351 I can't pick up some items for dinner ! Can't you see I have my hands full? 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
3352 No, sorry, I won’t sign for that. 1.3019 0.03832 106 81 21 3
3353 I gotta work late tonight. Stuff at work is a mess!" 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3354 You have never fully appreciated the weight I've had to bear, not to mention, my global perspective. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
3355 I hope the human race is worth this. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
3356 I don't need GPS. I map it on this. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
3357 Don't forget to use the sanitize cycle. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
3358 Make one snide remark and the world will come down on you. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
3359 Well, someone's got to do it Karen 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
3360 Who the hell decided chiropractors were non-essential businesses?” 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
3361 I’m from the CPS to take her away. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
3362 This planet stopped working before it’s expiry. I am gonna return it and get some refund. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
3363 I’ll be in the garage for the next 14 days. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
3364 Guess it really is a small is a small world after all. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
3365 Don't hold lunch, I've got a lot on today. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
3366 I know your brother is a flat earther but you don't have to literally shove it in his face. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
3367 I thought you were teleworking this week? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
3368 I sometimes wonder if, shrug or not, this thing's screwed. 1.3000 0.04575 110 88 15 7
3369 Atlas, you forgot to wash your hands for 20 seconds!” 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
3370 I really don’t think they’re doing returns yet. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
3371 Be back soon, my Uber driver Atlas is here" -Earth 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3372 The weight of the world feels even heavier inside this house! 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3373 Yes, I tried turning it off then on again, even that didn’t work. I want my refund. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
3374 Are you using your glutes?” 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3375 The guy said he can have it ready by Thursday 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
3376 Am I the only one who hates Earth Day? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3377 I'll bring it back, I just gotta prove some people on the internet wrong. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
3378 Atlas, it’s getting worse. You should really have that checked. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3379 Look at you Covidphus; Sisyphus has nothing on you. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know,, you heard it all before 1.2991 0.04641 107 81 22 4
3381 Shit! I forgot my hand sanitizer. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3382 Well at least it doesn’t wobble as much now that they’re staying home. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
3383 Shrug it off honey 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
3384 I would shrug- but some of us aren't afforded the opportunity to work from home Carol. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
3385 Great, but where is your mask?” 1.2981 0.04072 104 81 19 4
3386 Don't forget the queso on the side" 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3387 What? It makes my butt look bigger.” 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3388 OMG!! What happened to the icebergs. It used to be heavier. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3389 The rich and influential preaching the common man to save earth. The height of hypocrisy. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3390 I'm taking this somewhere safe. Don't wait up, I'll be a while." 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3391 “Now I’ve got to clean up your mess, Karen”. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3392 You don’t deserve this!” 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3393 Where in the f**k is Hercules!? 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
3394 Apparently, I’m essential now. @newyorkercartoons 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3395 Oh fine, make ME get the door. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3396 Roll it you say? How can I take your idea seriously with those bunny slippers? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3397 does carrying the world on by back make my butt look big 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3398 “It feels a bit light. Did you remember to load the anti-virus?” 1.2981 0.05445 104 80 18 6
3399 I told him working from home wasn’t a good idea... 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3400 Karen, come quick! I think there's a crack in the earth near Antarctica. Goddammnit Harold, it's not funny any more! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3401 Wife: Travel's not a thing anymore, take it back. Atlas: Shrugs. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3402 Get off my back about it, will ya?” 1.2981 0.05271 104 79 20 5
3403 And ask if they have any hand sanitizer left” 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
3404 I’ll be right back. Gotta drop this onto the dung heap.” 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3405 Let’s just scrap this and start over. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3406 Amazon said free returns...! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3407 So, you're saying it never belonged to me?" 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3408 Just another day with the weight of the world on my shoulders. #pandemicreflections 🦠 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
3409 Wow you weren't kidding about the move heaven and earth for me bit. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3410 I'm taking it out to the trash! 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
3411 Stop complaining. You are just a Greek mythology professor exercising in the park, darling." 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
3412 Honey, you forgot your gloves and mask. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3413 I told you not to shrug 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
3414 I hope it's just a delusion of grandeur. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3415 See even Atlas is sheltering in place. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
3416 Where are you going with my yoga ball? 1.2981 0.04402 104 75 28 1
3417 Hey, I didn't ask for the Moon 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 24 3
3418 I will be home late tonight. I have an appointment with my chiropractor after work. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3419 Atlas, make sure to pick up milk on your way home from work! 1.2981 0.03836 104 80 21 3
3420 Flat Earther convention here I come! 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3421 You forgot your mask, again. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3422 Remember. No Greek food for dinner. Too heavy and it just comes back on you. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3423 I' should be home in time for Rachel Maddow. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3424 No I'm not picking up the dry cleaning, Ive got the whole world on my shoulders 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3425 It seems so much heavier now 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3426 Thanks for using Atlas Earth Removal Services. In the future, remember to keep you house planets watered, and give them plenty of sunlight 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3427 I miss the days when this thing was flat. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3428 It was mine before the quarantine and it’s still mine during quarantine 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3429 Oh, Sisyphus! Atlas called. He wants his world back, 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3430 You can carry that thing up and down the front steps but no further -- we are under a global lockdown. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3431 And this time of Hercules offers to give you a lunch break don’t be too proud to take him up on it. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3432 Come on Emily! Of course it's heavy. But it's not feeling well. I have to get it to a doctor. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3433 I know it look bigger on the Mercator projection. 1.2981 0.05091 104 75 25 3
3434 Give us a few months to get the virus checked, and we'll get back to you. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
3435 You're right - I do need your oven mittens. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
3436 You're supposed to have the whole world in your hands, not on your back. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3437 Could you pick up some milk on the way home? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3438 I'm Leaving! And I am taking everything with me! 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
3439 Another day, another ungrateful Earth-turds... 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3440 I’m getting to old for Earth Day 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3441 Atlas, what do you want for dinner? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3442 You're sure they said the sandals are essential? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3443 Don't worry, I'll try not to shrug. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3444 OK, so the North Atlantic looks like a squashed bear. Any other useful observations before I go? 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3445 Zeus said to get it disinfected !! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
3446 What time did you say you’ll be home? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3447 You're such a martyr! You act like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders or something! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3448 The next flat earther I see is in a world of hurt. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3449 Don't expect me to take out the garbage tonight. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3450 I said I would give you the world.... Never said I would let you keep it. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3451 Atlas, honey, at least wear a mask and gloves. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
3452 ...and remember to lift with your legs. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3453 Who is John Galt, Atlas? 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
3454 Better leave this outside for a couple of weeks... 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3455 Heavy, Atlas? 1.2981 0.05271 104 82 15 7
3456 Yes I'll be home in time for dinner. Get off my back! 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
3457 It's an essential job, Phyllis. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3458 I'm taking it to the shop to be repaired. Don't wait up. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
3459 For the last time, I don't have sensible shoes. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3460 Shoulders”? I thought it was “lower lumbar”.... 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
3461 I’ll be late for dinner. The Gods want this fixed before the warranty is up. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
3462 Mark, you’re taking Earth Day too literally this year. Just post a photo on Instagram.” 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
3463 "Almost forgot, it's recycling day." 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
3464 I just wish I could do this job on Zoom. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
3465 Damn, forgot my mask. Can slip it on me, Hon? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
3466 When are you going to be home tonight?" Atlas shrugged 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
3467 I should have created it flat. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
3468 Pandemic, schmandemic. The world goes on with or without you. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
3469 You think having the world on my back all the time is so easy...I’ll drink coffee and you give it a whirl ... 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
3470 On returning home, don't forget to buy bread and milk! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
3471 This wasn't so bad during antecovidian times. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
3472 “it might take longer than 3 days this time” 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
3473 His work was essential to proving Ayn Rand wrong 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
3474 Apparently you think you won’t miss it.” 1.2963 0.05223 108 83 19 6
3475 AND get the groceries? Can’t you put on a mask and go?” 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
3476 They closed my gym so this is how I’m getting my reps in. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
3477 The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
3478 Guess I made the wrong career decision." 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
3479 For me, dear, everyday is Earth Day. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
3480 You Fit has gone global 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
3481 One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
3482 i asked my right wing my brother if he should be going outside with the world right , Atlas just shrugged “ 1.2952 0.03294 105 84 17 4
3483 "Favour teleworking, they say..." 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
3484 “Gaia come back, it just needs some Hydroxychloroquine.” 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
3485 Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic, dear. It’s just a trip to the store.” 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
3486 Some days I wish I could trade with Sisyphus. HE's got job security." 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
3487 You can't keep it in the house 1.2952 0.05649 105 83 14 8
3488 It doesn’t float in the air like in the picture 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
3489 Thank God it's Friday" 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
3490 Zeus is being unreasonable. He can't still expect you to bear this during a pandemic. 1.2952 0.05485 105 82 16 7
3491 At least you won't get lost. 1.2952 0.05730 105 80 16 7
3492 Sometimes the stress of this job feels like the weight of the world. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
3493 No Ayn, I will not shrug today. How many times do I have to tell you? Happiness is not my moral purpose, holding up the world is! 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
3494 No, I can’t “just set it down already.” 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
3495 I’m running late just put my Coffee on the north pole ! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
3496 Be sure you don't shrug 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
3497 Yeah, yeah, yeah...milk and eggs. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
3498 You can't be trusted with it. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
3499 Does this outfit make me look essential? 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
3500 OK if I must, off to another day of work at the office 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
3501 Honey be careful with that - your co-pay went up.” 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3502 Did you remember to take your hand sanitizer? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3503 The ergonomics are all wrong. God I wish I could just go into the office.” 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3504 For heaven's sake Pleione, you know I always have to work on Sundays!" 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3505 The return receipt’s in my back pocket.” 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3506 Whatever you do dear, don't shrug! 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
3507 "told you, it's not a home office kind of work" 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3508 -Don't forget to close the door behind you.- 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3509 How am I an essential worker?” 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3510 You wouldn't have to visit the chiropractor so often if you still worked for the Flat Earth Society. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3511 I guess the word is small after all 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
3512 Working from home is just as hard, honey!” 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3513 Maybe it’s time to start using the Flat Earth model.” 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3514 Jeez Karen, I’m carrying the whole world on my shoulders the least you can do is close the door.” 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3515 What on earth have you done people! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3516 No, it won’t ‘get lighter with time’, Karen” 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3517 Don’t forget toilet paper. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3518 You know there's an easier way. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3519 Atlas my dear, you really should talk to your boss, there might be a way for you to do home office” 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3520 Now, that’s how we can stop the world from reopening. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3521 Oh, relax! You’re just getting groceries. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3522 Yes I’m lifting with my legs, and my back 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3523 Remember, I’ll be back at sundown. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3524 It's not a "work at home" type of job, honey. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3525 That’s not how Atlas did it. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3526 This one's broken. Heading to the store." 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
3527 I know it's work, but couldn't you do it from home?" 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3528 No, I can’t pick up some milk on my way home, Mildred. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3529 I can navigate there without directions, honey. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3530 I'm sending it back. It's broken. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3531 OK. OK. I 'll take this one back and see if they can get me another one without the virus. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3532 Rockefeller Center has a vacancy. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3533 Ya, no this is not what I ordered. 1.2941 0.04844 102 81 15 6
3534 When I met him he just had a chip on his shoulder. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
3535 I'm gonna work on my core tomorrow 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
3536 Going out for cigarettes. Be back shortly. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3537 For God ‘s sake, get off my back! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3538 I know I'm supposed to wear a mask. Sue me. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3539 Feels like it's gotten heavier. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3540 I don't get it. If he's supposed to carry the world on his shoulders, why do I have to bring it to him every day? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3541 On your way back, don’t forget to take the garbage out. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3542 It should be an easier day with all the reopenings. 1.2941 0.04944 102 77 22 3
3543 Work from home, they said! You don't need to be productive, they said! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3544 I bet you wish it really was flat. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
3545 At least I'm not rolling it up a hill! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3546 Ruth! Please pick a vacation spot, this is getting really heavy! 1.2941 0.05412 102 79 17 6
3547 Just let them sit in the sink--I'll do them when I get home. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3548 I have my hands full. I don’t need you on my back as well 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
3549 It’s a pandemic. Got to take it out and wash it down. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3550 I'm moving it to another galaxy. Not having much luck in this one. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3551 Leave the door unlocked this time. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
3552 If I hear one more "don't drop the ball at work" jokes, I swear I will bring down the heavens 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3553 Okay, I'll take out the garbage! 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3554 Next time I'll ask them to bring in the turtles." 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3555 You do realize nowadays most people just carry Earth around in their phones. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
3556 If my brother, Sisyphus calls, I'm running late 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3557 These are the new social distancing guidelines. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3558 You wouldn't want to be hitched to a pencil pusher, would you? It was this or a lousy desk job! 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3559 No, as I told you, I don't know George Soros. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3560 If you want the part Better move it up to your shoulders 1.2941 0.04083 102 80 18 4
3561 Most spouses only have to deal with a ball and chain. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
3562 After work I’m going out for a beer with Sisyphus. 1.2941 0.03438 102 80 19 3
3563 I'm feeling pretty good about our chances at the bowling tournament tonight. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3564 Do you really see it necessary to carry the whole world in your hands? 1.2941 0.05230 102 78 19 5
3565 Why couldn't I have been the god who has the whole world in his HANDS? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
3566 I swear, this thing is getting warmer every damn day." 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
3567 Do you think they'll recognize me with this beard? 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
3568 Not to worry hun, it’s only the whole world that I have to save today.” 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
3569 Atlas Twerked 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
3570 Could you turn this 90 degrees? My bum's getting cold. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
3571 It needs a thorough cleaning! 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
3572 Where's this global warming they keep talking about? 1.2936 0.03140 109 80 22 2
3573 I've got the weight of the world on me, and you want me to what? 1.2931 0.05125 116 90 19 7
3574 Is it just me, or does this thing keep getting warmer?? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
3575 What’s the return policy on this?” 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
3576 Are you sure there is a 100% moneyback policy? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
3577 Big mistake. Jeff offers every girl the moon. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
3578 You rocked my world, now I’m taking it back! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
3579 I know what that shrugging means, Atlas. 1.2925 0.04919 106 79 22 4
3580 I told you I understand how you’re feeling. The costume is unnecessary. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
3581 Well you’re not my entire world Madeline! I’m going out! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
3582 Does this tunic make me look fat? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
3583 At least it beats the Jupiter gig I had last year. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
3584 I get "carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders", but the toga and sandals are a bit over the top? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
3585 This "essential worker" business is really getting old. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
3586 Why couldn't it be turtles all the way down? 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
3587 You could of at least opened the door for me! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
3588 I told you to apply for a PPP loan, Atlas. I hear that Danny Meyer got one and HE isn’t carrying the world on his shoulders!” 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
3589 If I don’t, who will Linda ?” 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
3590 You can have this back next year... 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
3591 Sorry! Gaia wants it back. Will return when fixed. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
3592 Gotta go, this thing isn't gonna carry itself." 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
3593 Next time please don’t shop at AynRand.com 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
3594 Shrug it off? Really? 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
3595 I'm Atlas, I don't need no stinkin' mask! 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
3596 I hate it when you shrug at me. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
3597 ... Atlas thought the weight of the world was rough. He couldn't imagine the weight of a pandemic. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
3598 Honey are you sure it doesn’t spark joy ? At least put it in the recycling OK ? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
3599 Could you give me a hand...It's gotten much heavier since the quarantines started 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
3600 Yes, ma’m, it's got to go back to the shop. I’ve carried this model for years since it first came out. It’s probably just a virus, but we won’t know for certain until we run some tests. 1.2909 0.04253 110 85 20 4
3601 Global Jobs can sometimes feel a bit weighty! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
3602 Good heavens! I can't just socially distance myself from my responsibilities, dear! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3603 You guys made a mess of this. We’re taking it back.” 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
3604 I'm giving it to beings who will appreciate it" 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
3605 But it was the only one they had.” 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
3606 Karen, this is why we can’t have nice things.” 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3607 Ok honey, don't work too hard 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3608 Taking out the trash, to make more trash, to take out the trash. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3609 Get off my back, Karen.” 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3610 🎶...happy earth day to you...! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3611 You really do make the world go round! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
3612 Good luck at work today honey 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3613 Does not spark joy. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
3614 They said the standing desk would arrive between 2—500 million work days...” 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
3615 You better be right about the return policy.” 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3616 Doing another live workout — my “at-home shoulder shrugs” vid got ten thousand likes and I gotta keep generating content. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3617 I guess I’ll take my ball and go home. 1.2900 0.04215 100 77 20 3
3618 Which one’s trash and which one’s recycling? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
3619 Discovering that the Good Samaritan was a Covid-19 global carrier, Marian asked him politely to leave. 1.2900 0.06243 100 80 11 9
3620 Sisyphus told me to life with my knees. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3621 Sorry, they built your apartment on the route of my annual revolution. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
3622 Shrugging it off is not now, nor has it ever been, an option. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3623 It's high time we reconsidered our footwear. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
3624 Atlas, I'm not going to discuss taking that planet off your hands until you come back with a mask on. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3625 Well, it was free with the socks. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
3626 I've finally cleaned out the attic, dear. 1.2900 0.03566 100 77 21 2
3627 I hope the people in Continent 4B appreciate this... 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
3628 Son, you chose to go to some hippy liberal arts school with its "global perspective"! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3629 We're moving to Mars! pack your bags-I have already! 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
3630 Lately, this is just becoming a burden. 1.2900 0.03968 100 76 22 2
3631 Honey, why don’t you start with something a little easier - like the moon? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
3632 Yes dear, I'm getting rid of it now. I told you I would. You don't have to watch over me. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3633 Not touching my face is much easier than the washing my hands part. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
3634 Would it have killed you to shovel the walk? 1.2900 0.04984 100 83 9 8
3635 Gotta run, chiropractor at eleven. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3636 And, don’t be late. You know my mother is coming for dinner. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3637 I wonder if Atlas also had a nagging wife on his back too. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
3638 nan 1.2897 0.01334 107 86 19 2
3639 (Stay at) home workout, back and leg day 1.2897 0.05145 107 83 19 5
3640 I wish I could get some PPE: this thing is filthy.” 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
3641 “atlas bugged....out” 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
3642 Don’t forget your N95, honey! 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
3643 The gyms are all closed so I'm going over to exercise with Sisyphus. Please call him and remind him about the six feet of separation. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
3644 I told you I'd show you the world! 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
3645 I found the sandals at Nordstrom! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
3646 Maybe you should stop And Get a massage 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
3647 Hopefully it's still under warranty 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
3648 You know, you don’t have to do this. 1.2897 0.05230 107 83 18 6
3649 Some people have the world on a string...not me. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
3650 Jesus, this is heavy. 1.2885 0.03906 104 84 15 5
3651 Taking this out to recycle. I’ll be right back. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
3652 It got a lot heavier when they all started staying home. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
3653 Hey, I'm doing much better than Sisyphus! 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
3654 I’m out of here. This job is easier than staying in with you!” 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
3655 We all have burdens! Good luck with this one! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
3656 And God said - “Um yeah... 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
3657 Allergies and Infectious Diseases didn't sound like much when I took the job! 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
3658 I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
3659 Earth Day seems to get bigger and bigger every year." 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
3660 Don’t forget to bend with the knees and you should be good” 1.2857 0.04471 98 77 17 4
3661 I know your parents gave this to us but it’s full of germs and wastes too much power” 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
3662 Your everyday essential worker. 1.2857 0.04561 112 84 25 3
3663 Just going to take your ball and go home, then? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
3664 I’m not sure if it’s still under warranty but it needs a tune up anyway % 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
3665 As soon as the new parts arrive I can fix it. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
3666 Now that gas is cheap, I'll take the world for a spin. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
3667 It's Earth Day. I'm recycling it. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
3668 I get it! I get it! Your work is so much harder than me staying at home all day in my bunny slippers. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
3669 Just shrug it off, big guy! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
3670 Is that how YOU roll? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
3671 Really? Upside down? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
3672 I'm going out for a good shrug. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
3673 It gets hotter every day. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
3674 I'm starting over. Goodbye! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
3675 Sorry Jim, the toga party is next week.” 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
3676 I don’t know if this new uniform is just what we needed or a horrible PR push 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
3677 (Sigh) No, no—really. I got it. Don’t bother.” 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
3678 “You sure it’s gonna fit down the stairs?” 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
3679 Since I have been working these long hours, I feel like I have been carrying the world on my shoulders. 1.2843 0.03784 102 80 18 3
3680 I'll hide this in the greenhouse until after your mother leaves. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
3681 Our bowling league championship is between the Grecian gods vs. the Titans tonight. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
3682 I was assured contactless delivery" 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
3683 Atlas, how many times do I have to tell you? On your shoulder. Strong back, weak mind. Sheesh. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
3684 Yes Dear. I know who wears the pants in our family. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
3685 God knows I've been carrying all this weight on my shoulders. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
3686 I thought a bet would teach you responsibility 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
3687 Why did I decide to start biking to work this week?" 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
3688 I am just going for a walk with some friends. Don't act like I am risking the whole world 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
3689 I know, I know... you didn’t want to get one in the first place. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
3690 Honey, did you forget your mask? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
3691 No, back pain is NOT a central tenet of Objectivism. 1.2828 0.05475 99 78 15 6
3692 Didn’t the doctor say that’s not good for you back? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
3693 Yes, the pandemic does make it heavier. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
3694 Why can't robots take MY job? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
3695 You can be honest: does this make my ass look big? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
3696 I'm off to the White House. Can you put the matches in my back pocket? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
3697 This will be returned on January 1, 2021. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
3698 I can't believe this rotting planet is the only thing I got in the divorce settlement!" 1.2812 0.03974 96 74 20 2
3699 "I'll be fine and don't need a mask. There may not even be life on the closest planet." 1.2812 0.05581 96 76 14 6
3700 Sorry, it just wasn’t what I ordered” 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
3701 Pivot, pivot, pivot dear 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
3702 "Oh, quit nagging! You know I'll just shrug it off like I usually do." 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
3703 Disinfection costs a few bucks more and disinfection is worth a few bucks more. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
3704 Where in the world do you think you are going. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
3705 OK, so I dropped the ball. It happens. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
3706 Yes, I love your coffee, and yes, I would love a cup for the car, and no, I can't just for once come up with a different excuse. 1.2812 0.05278 96 77 13 6
3707 Wasn't Jared available! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
3708 Why couldn't I just have the weight of Mercury on my shoulders?! 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
3709 I still think it would be easier if you kept it on a string around your finger. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
3710 No mask? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
3711 Yes, I’m going to work. I just hope that damn Naked Cowboy is social distancing. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
3712 He's really god the world on his back, today. 1.2812 0.04957 96 72 20 3
3713 I don’t like what the Universe gave me, so I’m taking it back. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
3714 THIS IS THE TENTH HOUSE I'VE BEEN TO AND NOBODY WANTS IT--- 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
3715 I can’t just shrug it off, it’s my job 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
3716 Actually Susan, I DO have to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders” 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3717 It’s not us, it’s you. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3718 I’m going to try my luck at Alpha Centauri.” 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3719 Fine. I’ll stop bringing my work home.” 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3720 I’d rather shelter with Sisyphus, than you and your mother.” 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
3721 "Am I the only one who cares about the environment around here?" 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3722 Have a good day at work dear 🤞 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3723 Don't worry, hon. When I take the oath as President, it'll just roll off my back. 1.2796 0.04149 93 75 14 4
3724 Take it to the past and fix it ASAP! #controlaltdelete 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3725 Yes Susan, I’m aware that tomorrow is garbage day.” 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3726 “what in the wide world of sports are you doing now?” 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3727 If *only* it were a pilonidal cyst! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3728 It’s too heavy. I’m taking it back. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3729 I can’t work from home. I’m ‘essential.’” 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3730 The world won't hold itself up. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3731 Taking Earth back to the good old times! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3732 You really ought to wear sensible shoes 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3733 ‘Show and tell’ on Mars. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3734 I have to go....I’m essential 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3735 Yeah, yeah, I'll remember: eggs, milk, toilet paper. 1.2796 0.05484 93 72 15 5
3736 I told you! I'll do it after I take the garbage out. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3737 I’m taking democracy elsewhere! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3738 It feels a little hot. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3739 Where is my damn mask? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3740 Your home exercise regime is getting a little out of control, Bob. And when will you let me give you a haircut? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3741 I’m going to return it... 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3742 Earth Day, shmirth day - I do all the work in this relationship. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3743 Know what? Maybe you’re right. I’ll call in sick and we’ll go to Costco. 1.2796 0.04149 93 75 14 4
3744 You really should think about leaving that thing at the office at night 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3745 Ok, ok, already... I’ll pick up the moon on the way home 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3746 So much for social distancing. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3747 Have you thought about seeing Dr Pimple Popper? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
3748 Sisyphus just called a staff meeting. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
3749 Don't wait dinner. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
3750 Just get off my back, okay? No, not you. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 13 6
3751 Carpe diem, dear. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
3752 Okay, fine--it *is* a First World problem. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3753 Get me some a that heavy-duty extra super glue - the damned thing's starting to fall apart. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3754 Yes, the job is getting much heavier these days. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
3755 Oh, and could you stop for some milk on your way home? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
3756 This is the last time I do a 'packed by owner' 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
3757 I'm moving to Canada. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
3758 My goodness! That new back medicine makea a world of difference! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
3759 Lockdown had its advantages, 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
3760 I had to pick the blue one." 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
3761 Quarantine, I wish. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
3762 Do you think we should begin to use GPS ? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3763 These extended warranties are getting out of hand" 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3764 On the 73th day, he finally decided that WFH was not really an option 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3765 Christ has risen! And he’s taking earth back with him 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3766 Honey, I meant a road atlas 1.2766 0.04252 94 74 17 3
3767 I told you you'd miss the time you could work from home. " 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3768 Taking the garbage out honey! Told you I would do it 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3769 If he can’t be brought down to earth then I’ll bring it to him.” 1.2766 0.04995 94 72 19 3
3770 Why you dressed for the dark ages?” 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3771 Why don't I get hazard pay and paid sick leave? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3772 The warranty does not cover any human errors or alterations to the equipment Ma’am, our staff will get back to you. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3773 Just drop it Atlas dear, humanity already broke it,” 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3774 At least I still have a job...and it IS nice to finally be recognized as an essential service. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3775 Nice Butt 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3776 So, you're an essential worker. You deliver pizza. Don't be so dramatic. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
3777 Stop making such a fuss and just put it in the garbage. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3778 A week ago you called this job nonessential. 1.2766 0.05327 94 70 20 3
3779 I'll be home after my appointment with my chiropracter 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3780 No, Attie, I'm not bringing you your lunch today. 1.2766 0.03350 94 76 15 3
3781 I’m just trying to get my therapist to understand me better. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3782 You know, Neriene's husband, Mars, got a promotion *and* they named his planet after him. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
3783 You’d think this thing would’ve come with a manual” 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3784 Don’t forget to pick up milk. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3785 Be sure to pick up some Milky Way on your way home." 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3786 I'm taking it back to BC, Before Coronavirus." 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3787 Your form is all wrong" 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3788 Don’t forget to bring home some milk.” 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3789 « See...I’m not touching my face! » 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3790 I think I finally fixed it! Taking the updated version for a spin. Don’t wait up. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3791 I can’t drop my work at the door like some people....” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3792 Our house is too hot already, I am gonna just put this outside.” 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3793 ‘Helen, before I shut the door, is there anything else that needs to go into recycling?’ 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3794 I’m in a world of trouble...... 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3795 ergonomically speaking, you should carry the world on your shoulders! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3796 Atlas’ divorce was costly, but he sure did have a great attorney. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3797 behind every great man is a woman that is not an attention seeking narcissist 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3798 What you have is nice but I ordered a 10 inch pepperoni 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3799 There's no Atlas without gains. Help me with my mask 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3800 I’m an essential worker, Judith, I have no choice.” 1.2747 0.03849 91 72 15 3
3801 No, I can’t just ‘leave it at work’.” 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3802 On the next Earth day, remind me not to offer to take the world on my shoulders... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3803 Honey, maybe it’s time to unsubscribe from The New York Times. 1.2747 0.05315 91 71 16 4
3804 Be sure not to drop it" 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3805 Apparently I'm an essential worker. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3806 Keys?” 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3807 ...but did you get the toilet paper?” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3808 Alright, alright, I get it. Like every day, we will have one run around and be back before dark. 1.2747 0.05315 91 71 16 4
3809 Going back to when it all began. Maybe they’ll know what to do with it. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3810 Be honest, does this world make my butt look big?" 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3811 ‘Did you say 2% or full cream?’ 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3812 The world seems to have gotten much heavier lately. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3813 Don’t blame me, you were the one singing ‘he’s got the whole world in his hands’ at church!” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3814 Just a quick spring clean and I'll bring it right back, I promise. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3815 Will you be home for supper? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3816 I am just taking the garbage out honey 1.2747 0.05080 91 72 15 4
3817 Isn't there an app for this? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3818 If I hold it like this, I'm far enough away. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3819 It’s no use, Irene — ancient and modern — we’re worlds apart! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3820 At least they didn't give me Jupiter. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3821 Some day a global pandemic is going to lighten this load. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3822 At IKEA these are flat-packed 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3823 Do you think if I drop it just once it would reset itself ? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3824 It should be a simple fix. I'll be back by the next millennium. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3825 Atlas, pack your things and leave! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3826 I understand that she's your mother but it's all ready a lot to carry without her here. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3827 How's my axis look? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3828 I'm meeting Sisyphus at Starbucks and then we're going bowling. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3829 It's supposed to be flat. I'll fix it for you. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3830 Damn this Globalization! The monkey was lighter and much more fun! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3831 This time I won’t make the same mistake... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3832 My lower back pain doesn't seem to be getting any better. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3833 Whoever sang "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" didn't realize that the weight of the world is really on your back. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3834 I hate sleeping through the alarm -- but I'm sure nothing too horrible has happened while I slept in! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3835 Don't forget the toilet paper, honey 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3836 It's for the grandchildren 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3837 If it rolls back down again, let 'em find another Man of Myth. I'm done! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3838 Yes, it would be a big deal to pick up Chinese food on the way home. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3839 Yes, I'm going to work, and don't all me Atlas, it's Corona. 1.2747 0.03151 91 76 11 4
3840 My work is essential. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3841 ATLAS! Don’t you DARE shrug! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3842 I said you should read Atlas Shrugged, not perform it 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3843 I know, I know, I should have taken it in for repair in February! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3844 I'm just taking this out for the recycling. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3845 It's the turtle's day off! 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
3846 They reopened the bowling alley, and I'm in the mood to gamble. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3847 If Hercules calls back, tell him to come and get this damn thing already! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3848 I slept well, thanks. However, the world feels strangely full of rest and unrest at the same time. 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
3849 Yes, you can take it that any errands are out of the question. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3850 Yes, Martha, this job is very essential! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3851 You know what? You're right, it is getting lighter. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3852 Harold! Don't you dare bring your work home again! 1.2747 0.04298 91 72 16 3
3853 I don’t get it. Everyone else is working from home. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3854 You weren't kidding when you said your desire to go outside was becoming astronomical. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3855 How am I supposed to know, Ms. Rand? 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
3856 So you're standing on Earth and carrying Earth? Which Earth am I on? You know what, just leave. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3857 Of course I am interested in hearing more about your beautician's hysterectomy. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3858 Yes dear, I'll get the cat litter on the way home! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3859 This is the life of someone who points out trivial errors in social media posts. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3860 I'll be back for Jupiter in a sec. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3861 Fine, treat me like that, and you can kiss the world goodbye ! 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
3862 Have a good day Dr. Fauci 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3863 Zeus, get over it! You’re not going to win him over. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3864 Well, why do you think I’m so annoyed all the time? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3865 Pleione: "Where are you going? Atlas shrugged, "I'm off to the doctor's. I think it's just a cold but better sure than sorry." 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3866 Great God! I'd rather be a Pagan suckled in a creed outworn! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3867 My back liked Antarctica with more ice. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3868 Ayn, couldn't you have written something on fly fishing instead? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3869 It no longer brings joy to my eye, 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3870 5 Billion too many! 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
3871 Fine! I'll take out the trash! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3872 How essential am I, really? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3873 Why can't you be like other people and use your phone? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3874 I really should've been an accountant... 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3875 Are you another encyclopedia salesman?" "No, Atlas." 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3876 I still don't see how this is essential. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3877 Half the thing is has bad air, the water is polluted, the continents keep shifting and now the whole thing is heating up!! The jobs just not fun any more. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3878 Laura for the last time, we keep this OUTSIDE 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3879 It doesn’t spark joy, so out it goes!” 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3880 This is the fifth time I’ve had to bring this thing into the cleaners. They should give out stamp tickets.” 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3881 "It's heavier than I thought" 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3882 I can see that you don't need an Atlas anymore, have fun with your Google Earth". 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3883 How far is Bethesda MD from here? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3884 If you’d use your knees more it’d make things a lot better, ya know” 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3885 I want it back from the cleaners on Monday- and no bleach in the oceans! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3886 “...he never understood the gravity, Margaret” 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3887 Sorry about coronavirus, I shrugged for just a second" 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3888 I’d say Atlas had it a bit easy” 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3889 Wait a minute, aren't those my sandals? 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3890 And don't forget to wash your hands! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3891 First, stop calling it my "toy water ball". Second, just because it tilts doesn't mean it's broken. And it's supposed to spew fire and ash! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3892 I've always lifted with my back - nothing bad's gonna happen! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3893 Only 365 more days until retirement. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3894 The world runs on Duncan 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3895 Stop bugging me, I AM throwing out the garbage. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3896 Hey, let's have something light for dinner. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3897 you're carrying it wrong 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3898 You lost the Moon, didn't you. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3899 I'm getting rid of our bad neighbours 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3900 Atlas braced. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3901 Don’t worry, I promise I’ll be home in time for dinner. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3902 Toot toot- antibodies for all 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
3903 I’m taking it to the car wash. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3904 What I resent the most is that the cartoonist didn't even take the trouble to learn my story. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3905 Have a nice day, dear. Thank you, honey. I do feel like I've got the weight of the world on my.....um..... 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
3906 Honey, I dont think you can exchang that. " 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
3907 Do you even lift bro? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
3908 It’s actually a pretty common misconception that Atlas was forced to hold up the Earth and not the heavens, but I don’t think Twitter will notice.” 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
3909 I am throwing away your burden. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
3910 You know, I watch the kids all day without the dramatics. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3911 It's right there in the Pre-nup. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3912 Surf and turf—again? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
3913 Down by the riverside -- where do you think I am going? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
3914 The boss wants me to show more initiative. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3915 Yeah. Just stand there and watch your planet go away. How do you think we got in this mess to begin with? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
3916 Honey, please don't forget to tell Hercules how kind it is of him. You haven't taken a day off in centuries... 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3917 Honey, don't worry I've got this. Archimedes once said give me a back strong enough and a thicc booty on which to place it, and I shall move the world." 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3918 ‘You’re right, I should stay and homeschool the kids, your job is way more important’ 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
3919 I'm going to see the aliens, maybe they can take better care of it" 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3920 Now honey, I know you have a messiah complex, but really... you don't have to carry around that beach ball all the time just to prove your point!" 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3921 I’ll let myself out, shall I? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
3922 They don't make it like this anymore 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
3923 I can carry the world for you honey" 1.2708 0.04050 96 78 14 4
3924 And what are you planning to do today? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
3925 Give me a call when your ready to come back to earth. 1.2708 0.05537 96 77 13 6
3926 i think i need something this big to plug up the hole where the bad medical advice is coming from. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
3927 Could you pick up a moon or two on your way home? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3928 My chiropractor said to bend at the knees. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
3929 I predict you’ll make a big impact on the world. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
3930 Do these sandals go with this planet? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3931 And I'm not the only white-male who's suffering! 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
3932 No, just text the whole recipe and I'll figure it out. 1.2708 0.04312 96 79 12 5
3933 I told you to wear a mask and gloves. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3934 Oh please. Let me get the door. It's not like I've got the whole world on my shoulders 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
3935 Ernie, you take on too much. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3936 Just remember, there may be 8 billion people relying on you but that doesn’t mean you get to be home late for dinner. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3937 Feels a little lighter this morning... 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3938 You remember what happened the last time I shrugged?” 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
3939 I can't stand working at home. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3940 I said dress for the job you WANT 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3941 Im leaving you, I’ve met someone else, her name is Greta and she understands my work! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3942 Don't drop it this time, remember 2020?" 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3943 You've heard of carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, but have you ever seen someone balance it on their butt? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
3944 I’ll do my best, but you have definitely voided your warranty. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
3945 This is the return policy, you will get a refund 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3946 Guess you’re taking it literally. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3947 You need the whole world to flatten that curve. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3948 Don’t worry, I’ll sanitize it 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3949 Stand up straight atlas 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3950 You promised to leave work at work. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3951 Sorry honey, there’s just not enough space 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3952 This is called global isolation. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
3953 I'll be back this time tomorrow 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3954 Unlike you, my coworkers think my workload is just a myth. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3955 Why do I even bother? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3956 I like your slippers. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3957 How many times do I have to tell you, I’m an essential worker. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
3958 If you would just have listened to me, you wouldn't have had to carry all those problems. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
3959 I, Atlas, cannot stop to buy toilet paper! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3960 I’m not signing for that thing! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3961 Have a nice day? Really? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3962 I've been telling you for years: essential workers are the backbone. 1.2697 0.05363 89 70 15 4
3963 No! That was a nod, not a shrug. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3964 Be back at the eleventh hour. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3965 Have a good day, remember to lift with your legs. 1.2697 0.05363 89 70 15 4
3966 A(t)las, I still have to carry this stupid planet! 1.2688 0.04362 93 72 19 2
3967 Sometimes it feels like I am carrying the world on my back 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
3968 Space" just opened up in another galaxy 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
3969 Where else should I put it? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
3970 Well, someone has to do the heavier lifting around here." 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3971 It ain't heavy, it's my world. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3972 Since when does shrugging count as “essential?” 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3973 I must say, Atlas wore it better, dear. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3974 Isn' t it supposed to be on your shoulders? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3975 Alice, sometimes I feel like I'm carrying the world on my back. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3976 Because of the bursitis, I'm shifting the center of gravity to my hips. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3977 I say don't bother going today. No one's in Rock Center to see you anyway! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3978 Just a sec. I'll be back for my briefcase. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3979 Marble, my ass! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3980 Doesn’t it spark joy anymore? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3981 Watching the world try to go outside like WTF are you doing? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
3982 Can’t stay for breakfast—gotta make this all about me before it’s over!” 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3983 I wish I were a flat-earther” 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3984 It’s a Herculean task but someone’s got to do it 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3985 I'd offer to help, but I have a Zoom meeting in 5. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3986 Can’t you do that from home?” 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3987 Well, outer space ain't a nice place to be, but I need cigarettes." 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
3988 Covid or not, I’m going to the hospital to have them look this and get a real medical opinion! 1.2667 0.05312 90 71 15 4
3989 Some days I wish this damn thing WAS flat!” 1.2667 0.04687 90 71 16 3
3990 ayy, I’m carrying my globe ova here!” 1.2667 0.04543 105 81 22 2
3991 Do you think we can sell it on Craigslist as "only slight traces of usage"? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3992 I told you woman! Can't do this from Home!" 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3993 Toothpaste, milk, bread, dog food, carrots, sweet potatoes, paper towels ....” 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3994 I'll show Sisyphus how it's done 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3995 Did you make sure to disinfect it? I have wipes. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3996 Go ahead, run away. You’ll be taking all our problems with you anyway.” 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3997 I thought you had that removed?" 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3998 You’ve kept them in the house long enough 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
3999 The world is yours” is just a metaphor dear 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
4000 Are you just going to stand there and watch me? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
4001 Wait. Who is Sisyphus? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4002 So now I have to pick up the dry cleaning too?” 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
4003 God, this is heavy. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4004 I can't wait until we can have elective surgeries again. 1.2667 0.05193 90 73 12 5
4005 Free atlas 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4006 Can't wait until the printed version comes out. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4007 Text me if you need anything else from the grocery store. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4008 You’ll see me again, it’s a small world. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4009 Forget the mask. I've got to get this over to Sisyphus. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4010 The world doesn't revolve around you. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
4011 Why the sturm ung drang? The earth is flat. 1.2667 0.04687 90 71 16 3
4012 And when you're done I need you to walk the dog too. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4013 Next time I"m putting it on a string! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4014 This pandemic can shove it. I will take on the world by myself. 1.2667 0.01117 90 77 11 2
4015 Don’t think playing the martyr role is going to impress me. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4016 Did you wash your hands and what about a mask? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4017 Next time try ordering "dirt." 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
4018 I could be late. PR wants to talk spin. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4019 Dioscorides has got this one. I guess I’ll just work from home. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4020 It’s not the Heavens, but I’m grateful for any work these days. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4021 Toga party or change the world? Pick one, honeybunny. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4022 It just doesn't look heroic enough. You gotta lift it on to you shoulders. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4023 Don't let the door hit you on your way out. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4024 Fine, fine. No more working from home. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4025 Yes, I’ll remember the milk. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4026 If not me then who Gladys? Who? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4027 Oh, don't forget, I want two sweet and lows in my coffee" 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4028 Just going to toss the ball with Cerberus for a bit. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4029 I’m just saying this isn’t the best time for your Mom to visit, Susan! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4030 Yeah! You and the itty bitty baby. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
4031 I might be late this evening. I need to finish the last equinox. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
4032 I am NOT overreacting! 1.2667 0.05071 90 70 17 3
4033 You wouldn't be able to do this with your bunny foo foos 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
4034 I'll take it back, but I'm telling you now: we're not going to get a full refund if it's not working. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
4035 Harold, you forgot your mask & gloves! 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
4036 The least you can do is close the door behind me. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
4037 If trump'll just keep encouraging his base to fight as hard for Darwin Awards as he did to keep outta Viet Nam, it'll get a lot lot lighter. Wish me luck. 1.2667 0.05542 90 72 13 5
4038 It's not like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders." Very funny. Ha ha 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4039 It's still easier than dealing with your mother. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
4040 Hey, that’s a big burden. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
4041 Wait, honey, can you take out the garbage before you leave for work? I have a really busy day... thanks... 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
4042 This used to be a ball 1.2653 0.04930 98 79 14 5
4043 It's called the Atlas workout - it's retro fitness chic 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
4044 Let's hear them whine about 'social distancing' after I toss this in the trash compactor. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
4045 I can't just shrug this one off, Myrtle--someone's gotta wear the pants in this family, work from home or not. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
4046 Be careful, honey. It’s about to blow up.” 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4047 This is going to burn anyways" 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4048 Atlas shrugged 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4049 I’ll get the ibuprofen. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4050 This is what happens when you don’t read the instructions 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4051 We get it bro, you lift. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4052 Well, social punishments used to be worse back in my time..." 1.2644 0.03641 87 73 10 4
4053 Don’t wait up.” 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4054 I can’t believe they deemed me an essential worker” 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4055 « Yeah I’m taking it to the trash, the kids have ruined it. » 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4056 Have a good day, honey! I know you have a lot weighing on you. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4057 Waiting for the world to change 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4058 ‘Honey, alas I’m not sure this is going to help convince the flat earth society’... 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4059 “day one, wish me luck.” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4060 I’m taking it to the doctors office 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4061 You should see that shrink living by the hill, honeyphus... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4062 Please practice social distancing ” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4063 tell them it broke after we downloaded tik tok 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4064 It’s always Siri and google maps. It’s never Atlas” 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4065 Get it out before the kids come back.” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4066 : Hunchback of Corona Fam 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4067 Nordstrom has an amazing return policy.” 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4068 “I’ll try but I don’t know if they’ll take it back without a receipt” 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4069 Honey I’m doing it. I’m finally walking into Zeus’ office and asking him for a promotion to one of the nicer planets.. maybe I’ll get Pluto.” 1.2644 0.01156 87 73 12 2
4070 Close that door, you’re working from home today 1.2644 0.02813 87 71 14 2
4071 And after you're done taking out the trash, don't forget about the recyclables." 1.2644 0.03820 87 71 13 3
4072 Yesterday was leg day, today it’s earth day 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4073 Hi honey, I have to work from home this week 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4074 Maybe I can trade it in for something a little more eco-friendly. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4075 Make sure you pick up some milk while you're out. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4076 Some extra germs can’t weight THAT much!” 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4077 “It’s all uphill from here” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4078 Oprah needs something in her background while she directs the world on how to stay alive." 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4079 A(t)las! Let me take you back to the good old days” 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4080 It's broken, can we get a new one? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4081 Atlas, you’re only supposed to hold up the heavens. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4082 Don’t forget to lift with your legs 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4083 First it was overheating and now it has just gone quiet. I’m taking it in before there’s water everywhere” 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4084 Yes, Martha, I will be sure to wash my hands for 20 seconds and not touch my face. You’d think this was the first time I held a pandemic on my back.” 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4085 No. No more shoulders. I'll keep it on my ass for another few weeks, and it's touch and go from there Gladys...touch and go!" 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4086 Don’t forget to shut the door 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4087 You know you can role it right? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4088 you should really have someone take a look at that growth 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4089 That’s the last time you call me a sisy! 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4090 Aight Imma head out.. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 14 4
4091 “Does this globe make my butt look big?” 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4092 Honey I have to go because if President Trump won't take care of this, I will! I am an essential worker. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4093 Honey, you can not take it to the hospital. It will get better at home.” 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4094 Lift with the legs, Perry. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4095 Watch the walls” 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4096 Yes, dear, I'll remember to pick up the cat laxative on my way home. 1.2644 0.06832 87 73 5 9
4097 Well, I’m off to work! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4098 They recommend clearly separating the home office and the bedroom 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4099 Should I bring Mexican or Thai for dinner?" 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4100 Playing bowling with humanity 1.2644 0.01156 87 72 13 1
4101 „You always act like you got the weight of the world on your shoulders!“ 1.2644 0.05886 87 71 10 6
4102 Baby, i’m just gonna shrug, shrug, shrug, shrug, shrug. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4103 And on the Seventh Day, Maria learned she really loved wearing the pants in the relationship. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4104 Careful honey, don’t drop it. 1.2644 0.05029 87 70 13 4
4105 Honey, can you pass the hand sanitizer?” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4106 Atlas passed it to me and now won’t take it back 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4107 Call me when u figure it out 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4108 I got this Dear.” 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4109 I’m just saying I could have used a cup of coffee too” 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4110 It's fine. I got it. Whatever." 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
4111 Something something Trump 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4112 They say that the world has your back, but I’m not sure about this one honey 1.2644 0.03820 87 70 13 3
4113 You can borrow my bunny slippers if that helps. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4114 All I asked you to do is take out the garbage 1.2644 0.04755 87 69 15 3
4115 So where exactly are you taking us?.” 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4116 But you just got here 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4117 How else am I supposed to get leg day in when the gym is closed? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4118 They said Rockefeller Center is nothing without me... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4119 This is almost as heavy as 2020!!! 1.2644 0.05535 87 66 17 3
4120 It’s getting cabin fever. It just needs some fresh air and a walk. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4121 At least I don't work for Trump anymore. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4122 Sorry Atlas, but you can't leave it here. Besides, I have work on Monday and you've been doing such a good job. " 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4123 It was your turn to take out the trash. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4124 Just taking out the trashed..... 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4125 You don’t understand how people think the pandemic is a hoax? I’m still trying to convince people the earth is round. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4126 'I don't think carry the world on your shoulders qualifies as an essential service" 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4127 Mind the step ! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4128 Honey, text Sisyphus to say I'll meet him halfway. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4129 I wish I had asked for Mercury. 1.2644 0.03991 87 69 16 2
4130 I'm sorry, I just have to get OUT! 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4131 I know - six feet of separation. 1.2644 0.05160 87 68 16 3
4132 What? Atlas took a personal day. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4133 I'm sorry, but we need some space. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4134 I now have to disinfect it every 3 hours. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4135 Yeah, yeah...I remember: I'm no Sisyphus, I'm no Sisyphus! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4136 No one kicks sand in the face of Charles Atlas anymore. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
4137 At least I'm proactive 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4138 I shouldn't have brought my work home with me while you were sick. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4139 I wouldn't mind it so much if they would just stop heating the damn thing up! 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4140 I am going to climb a hill and I'll be late for dinner. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4141 I didn't ask for the world, I asked for a Tiffany necklace! 1.2644 0.05771 87 67 15 4
4142 This one seems to be broken, let me see if I can return it. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4143 I'll be back home as soon as I unload this thing 1.2644 0.05413 87 69 14 4
4144 Enough of the attitude, Atlas -- you're no worse off than Sisyphus! 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4145 It's never-ending. Out every morning, in every night. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4146 I haven't dropped the ball in over two millennia! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4147 Going to see if they accept returns. This one's getting hot. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4148 We've added more weight this year, good luck! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4149 '' Now Altas ... remember your Posture '' 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4150 Someone's gotta do it. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4151 I'm carrying the whole world Alice! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4152 See? Now do you believe me? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4153 Thanks for helping me with that, if i didn’t have my bunny slippers on, i’d lend you a hand. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4154 It’s gotten a lot heavier since they wrote that song. I’m trying — but not sure what they expect of me anymore. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4155 The end of globalization hasn’t made this any easier. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4156 The doctor says it fibromyalgia. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4157 This isn't what I meant when I said I'd carry the weight of the world for you.. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4158 I'll be back with bagels. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4159 Does it make my butt look bigger? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4160 Sure you're key personnel, but do you have to be so dramatic about it? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4161 Yeah, I know I got into this career to uphold the heavens. But some new punk in middle management thought it was my job to carry this stupid rock. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4162 And stop telling me to lighten up! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4163 This one's rotten, I'll leave it out with the trash 1.2644 0.05160 87 68 16 3
4164 If the Emergency Act forces me to hold the globe, who takes care of the spheres? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4165 It's got a virus. I will return it in about four months. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4166 It’ll be at least 2% lighter before there’s a vaccine. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4167 Fine! I'll take Earth and you have Venus! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4168 My life as an immortal was so much better before the arthritis began. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4169 I tried. I just can't get this done on Zoom. See you tonight. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4170 I guess I have to do everything! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4171 I've been labeled an essential worker 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4172 My shoulders aren't enough, this time. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4173 This is the last time I'm taking his homework to him. Next time he can just take the "incomplete." 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4174 Stop complaining. The world was a much bigger place before the internet. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4175 Dammit, woman. Can’t you just look it up in my book? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4176 How can I retire? Not one snowflake even applied for the job. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4177 Don’t forget, honey; I’ll be home late. It’s bowling night 1.2644 0.04894 87 67 18 2
4178 Sure, it's not like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4179 Sisyphus, while you're out, can you grab the newspaper? 1.2644 0.03453 87 75 7 5
4180 Google Maps, you say? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4181 Heavyweight seeking safety carries the weight of the world. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4182 The whole dang universe wants social distancing from this one! 1.2644 0.04313 87 72 11 4
4183 You guys have taken VERY poor care of it! Find something else to screw up. 1.2644 0.05535 87 66 17 3
4184 Are you just going to leave me with the Moon? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4185 That's not a continent. It's a moose. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4186 You try having the weight of the world on your back! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4187 I only asked you to get some sugar for my coffee. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4188 Singing that infernal song every morning does not make this any easier! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4189 It's not real. It's just the way I feel. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4190 So I shrugged. What’s the big deal? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4191 I'm gonna take this back to Mount Olympus for a refund. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4192 Honey, some things just can't be done on Zoom. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4193 Pick up the dry cleaning if you can. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4194 Neil, I'm only asking you to take out the trash. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4195 It was never intended to be geographically accurate. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4196 Sisyphus, will you never learn 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4197 Have a good day, Dear 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4198 Don't forget to put the world down before you wash your hands. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4199 You know the bowling alleys are closed, right? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4200 Yes, Margot, some of us are essential workers. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4201 Scratch under my arm. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4202 I have a ton of work to deliver at 49th and 5th. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4203 I have to. I'm considered essential personnel. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4204 I don't want to change the furniture. I want to change the world. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4205 You can carry the weight of the world but you can’t carry out the garbage? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4206 Thank god for YOGA! " 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4207 That’s very embarrassing, Mr. Flat-earther. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4208 If only it were flat, it would be much easier to hold up. 1.2644 0.05160 87 68 16 3
4209 If you must know, I'm taking it 'round back to put it out of its misery! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4210 Meanwhile, back on Earth... 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4211 Even during the pandemic, Zeus still makes me work 1.2644 0.05413 87 69 14 4
4212 Well it's better than having a monkey on your back! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4213 If I'm not back by lunch time, try the chiropractor's office. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4214 Now what, Lady? The other 8 billion didn't want it either! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4215 No wonder it feels heavy dear, you arms are back to front. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4216 Atlas I’ve told you not to bring work home. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4217 New covid-19 experiment: I shall defy gravity. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4218 Hi ho, hi ho it’s off to work I go! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4219 Essential Worker" was not in my job description 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4220 The ad said a job supporting mirth. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4221 It's fine. This is nothing compared with what doctors and nurses are carrying right now. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4222 All atlases are NOT digital! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4223 Having the weight of the world on your shoulders Myron, doesn’t excuse you from housework. Now get back here!! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4224 Sorry 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4225 damn thing keeps rolling back down again 1.2644 0.05288 87 71 10 5
4226 It’s tough being an essential worker! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4227 Jeez, I won't forget! Milk, bread and toilet paper... 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
4228 Today I’m essential. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4229 Well at least the weight of the world is not on my shoulders. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4230 I'll be working late tonight. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4231 Pandemic, shmandemic. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4232 Mars and Venus want it moved six planets down. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4233 Use your legs. Oh great suggestion. 1.2644 0.03641 87 68 18 1
4234 Let me know if you hear from Venus. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
4235 I'm the captain of team Earth so everyone thinks that means I have to carry it. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
4236 Book my chiropractor appointment for next June 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
4237 I’ll go ahead and book you an appointment my chiropractor. He’s world-class.” 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
4238 Funny, I haven't heard a peep out of this thing in weeks. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
4239 Hold the heavens will you please" 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
4240 Always lift with your legs 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
4241 Yes dear, as a matter of fact I AM an essential worker.” 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
4242 My apologies again... It rolled out too far, sorry." 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
4243 I’m #ESSENTIAL, Pleione!” 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
4244 Mars, Venus, Mercury— they all got their own planets. A billion years, I’ve been breaking my back and they call it “Earth!” What kind of name is “Earth?” It’s not even Latin! Tomorrow I may just drop this rock. This time I’m not kidding. . . 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
4245 I'm going to try the recycling bin this time" 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
4246 Can Google Maps do this?” 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
4247 I was just trying to show you my core but I guess you're just interested in my crust, so this doesn't belong on your mantle. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
4248 I'm returning it to the last owner. It is doomed with us in no time." 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
4249 Let’s ‘circle back’ later. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
4250 I swear to God! Another zoom meeting and I will drop my ball. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
4251 Got anything else you need me to carry? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
4252 Don’t weight up for me 1.2632 0.05011 95 71 21 2
4253 I’ll trade you this for your cool bunny slippers....” 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
4254 I gave you the world but you don’t deserve it no more!” 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
4255 I swear Lois, if you tell me to ‘keep calm and carry on’ one more time...” 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4256 I know it doesn't pay much, honey, but I'm not the only one carrying the world on my back for $7.25 an hour. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
4257 I’ll be back for my CDs. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4258 Well, since you have the world on your shoulders I’ll disinfect the house, wash the sheets, vacuum, mop, cook and slave on here. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
4259 I can’t believe I’m considered essential. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4260 What is it? I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
4261 Apparently Zeus considers me an essential worker... 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4262 Thank goodness the world is getting smaller. 1.2614 0.03957 88 70 16 2
4263 Oh, Imelda - just think of it as a very dense exercise ball 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4264 I'm taking out the trash" 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
4265 I can't believe you talked me into trusting Zeus. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4266 Remember, Atlas, don’t let Hercules within 6 feet of you. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
4267 I'm going to put it on a string, place the string around my finger, and sit on a rainbow. 1.2614 0.05359 88 70 14 4
4268 Taking it in for servicing. Don't wait up. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
4269 Honestly Harry, you’d think the world would know better than to depend on your back! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
4270 This is proof that I really do carry the weight of the world on my shoulders! 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
4271 I wanted a World Atlas” not the world and Atlas!” 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
4272 Sure you don't want to talk to Ayn before going in for the day? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
4273 See Ruth if the earth were flat I could just fold this and put it in my toga. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
4274 No gym? I'm carrying the existential weight of the world on my shoulders right now. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
4275 My next wife will be a flat-earther! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
4276 What do you mean you want to return it for the life-sized model? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4277 Some of us don’t have the luxury of working from home, Hesperis.” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4278 This is why we can’t have nice things. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
4279 Does this make my butt look flat” 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4280 The guys in the gym said it's cool, but you don't get it do you Susan. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4281 It was either this or getting a Pelaton” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4282 Karen had the sudden and painful realization that if she wasn’t on that thing she would have to get ready for work. 1.2588 0.04630 85 65 19 1
4283 Turns out, I need some space." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4284 Good question...if this is on my back...WTF are we standing on? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4285 Atlas, Where are you going with that globe.” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4286 You could have at least taken your shoes off” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4287 Love You, Hun. Don't forget to pick up milk." 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4288 Damn. Forgot my keys. 1.2588 0.04779 85 68 14 2
4289 Don’t worry. Hercules said he’d take over. I just have to find him a few golden rolls. He’s out and he says the Amazons aren’t sharing. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4290 it was the size of a lentil yesterday... 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4291 Not sure how I would handle Planet B anyway” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4292 Okay, Atlas. Same time next week?” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4293 I forgot to click the deliver in an Amazon box at checkout". 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4294 You got your wish, I’m finally taking out the trash. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4295 Stop complaining, Atlas. Bring me Mars next time. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4296 See if you can grab toilet paper on your way home 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4297 ‘’Tell Sisyphus I said hi!’ 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4298 “Come on, put your back into it” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4299 I know it’s your work, honey, but is it essential? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4300 “Now remember, over 70% alcohol...” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4301 Going back to work after being remote 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4302 You can't be trusted with this anymore. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4303 “I told you to keep it clean, It’s not Uranus” 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4304 Since no one can take care of Earth, we’re going to social distance from you all” 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4305 At this point, I’ll settle for store credit 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4306 I’ve got a 9.30 Zoom with Heracles. Can you keep the girls out of the study this time? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4307 No!!! I DO NOT want liver for supper tonight!!! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4308 I’m really getting screwed in this divorce 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4309 I’ll be back before I reach the top of the mountain 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4310 : “Honey, why are you slouching? You only have the weight of the world on your back!” 1.2588 0.01183 85 70 14 1
4311 “Don’t forget to put out the recycling” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4312 I promise this was the last time I brought work home” 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4313 Thanks, I’ll be back same time next year.” 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4314 I have to go to work, Karen. The governor said the people need to go bowling.” 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4315 You forgot Greenland 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4316 I can't believe this is considered essential work." 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4317 Apparently I'm still considered an essential worker." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4318 Be careful not to shrug!” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4319 I AM lifting with my legs, Susan!” 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4320 Time to turn back time 🌍 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4321 Suddenly everyone's an essential worker now, huh?" 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4322 Recyclable or landfill? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4323 Im sick of it! Going to flat-earth convention, be right back hon.” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4324 But Steve . . . I thought we were all in this together? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4325 “gotta go...senior hours at Shop-Rite!” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4326 Never mind, I just thought you could hold it a minute while I check my messages. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4327 Well if you guys can’t take care of it, we’re taking it back. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4328 Do you see it? I feel like I’ve got the weight of the world on my back! Or am I going crazy?” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4329 I ordered a new one with Amazon Prime. Should be here around September.” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4330 Honey I know you’ve got the weight of the world on your back, but could you please stop forgetting to flush” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4331 Can’t you let the healthcare workers carry it for a few more weeks? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4332 Thanks Linda! As always, it’s been a ball! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4333 It was actually Atlas’s wife who shrugged. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4334 You used to be my whole world Sarah...used to" 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4335 I'm not pointing any fingers, but this feels much heavier than it was before" 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4336 Yeah.. don't help me. I'm fine. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4337 Almost forgot! Hand me that parchment, will you? The Amazon return code is on there... " 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4338 ...and don't forget the recycling while you're at it" 1.2588 0.05463 85 68 13 4
4339 It hasn’t sparked much joy lately. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4340 I’ll be back for my 12 o clock zoom with Sisyphus 1.2588 0.05463 85 67 13 4
4341 It’s not for eternity, honey. Just till mid-May. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4342 Honey, I’ll be careful to not let my hands or the world touch my face.” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4343 Who cares, honey? Jesus! Just come back to bed. We still have another episode of Tiger King! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4344 It’s supposed to be on your shoulders.” 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4345 And don’t come back until you’ve fixed it! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4346 It's supposed to be a metaphorical world on your shoulders, Larry. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4347 It doesnt work anymore...take it 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4348 I don't want to play God anymore. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4349 Hon, you’re not holding it properly, it’s too far to the right” 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4350 I’ve got enough on back without having to carry this relationship too, Karen” 1.2588 0.04779 85 68 14 3
4351 Well, Costco won't take it back now. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4352 Suddenly Ayn Rand had the title to her next book 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4353 How Atlas got his shrug back. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4354 My Zoom Pilates Instructor said I needed a heavier weight.” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4355 I know what my job expectations are, but this is getting ridiculous.” 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4356 I just don’t understand why they don’t let you work from home 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4357 A new paint job isn’t going to change anything, Sisyphus 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4358 “Just shrug” 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
4359 Try to cheer up dear, at least it’s hump day. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4360 Return it to the store and ask for a refund! And next time, you better check it before buying!" 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4361 Your free trial has expired 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4362 Well, we had a good run. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4363 As Atlas Shrugged his wife Marge reminded him to pick up some milk on his way home. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4364 Honey, you might wanna have a doctor look at that.” 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4365 This way no one will ask me to press the elevator buttons 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4366 He said “bring a large lifeless rock” I guess we are covering something! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4367 Jeff has really taken his job label of “essential” to heart. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
4368 It’s just a pinched nerve, honey. I’ll be fine! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4369 should've worn sneakers today. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4370 Off to after another day of violence, disease and presidential press briefings. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4371 Am I wearing my steel toe sandals? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4372 Don’t worry. The whole world has got my back. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4373 Make yourself useful. Seduce Hercules to take my place. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4374 Moving heaven and earth is one thing. But, why do I have to wear a skirt?" 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4375 Honey, you're not an "essential" worker. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4376 Alice shrugged. She finished her morning coffee and said to Atlas, "Leave then. And take your world with you. I'll see you to the door." 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4377 I can’t take out the garbage. I’ve got the whole world in my hands. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4378 This working from home is getting old. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4379 Because Karen, I'm sick of them begging me to let them outside! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4380 Next time, no walkup. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4381 I should have been more specific about where they’d put the fulcrum. Don’t wait up. 1.2588 0.05463 85 68 13 4
4382 Relax, I'll be done with this by 2021, maybe 2022 at the latest. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
4383 Seems the old one was still in warranty. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4384 I'm off to Earth Day. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4385 I have to take her back to the vet honey, I think she's ill. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4386 I've got the whole world in my hands...I've got the whole world in my hands... 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4387 Weight of the world, shmeight of the world. Don't forget the baklava 1.2588 0.05953 85 70 9 6
4388 I'm getting rid of this one and starting over! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4389 Oh, and don’t forget to pick up cat food. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
4390 I’ll be back after I’ve flattened the curve. 1.2588 0.04630 85 65 19 1
4391 There is a reason I forgot your anniversary... 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4392 Just going down to the garbage chute. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
4393 Everyone is out of disinfectant so I’m just gonna schlep it to the dump. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4394 Does this make me look fat? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4395 It's easier if you carry it on your shoulders. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4396 Will you stop Atlas, none of this virus thing is your fault. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4397 I’ve asked you not to bring your work home with you. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4398 We're going to go for a spin. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4399 Tell Atlas Jr. it's time he earned his keep! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4400 Yeah, yeah, I know, you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but quit complaining, you’re just a dog catcher! John M. Sessoms, New Orleans, LA 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4401 We're lucky I'm considered essential. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4402 Turns out I'm essential. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4403 If Heracles calls, tell him he's a shmuck 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4404 Honey, I'll be back. I've got the whole world in my hands. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4405 Try using your shoulders. 1.2588 0.03610 85 67 17 1
4406 Honey I understand the governor has issued her shelter-in-place order, but holding up the sky is an "essential service," and I need some space. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4407 Where is that damn turtle? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4408 I'll repair it as soon as I can! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4409 Ayn Rand would be proud. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4410 This sucks, i’m supposed to hold up the heavens. 1.2588 0.04779 85 68 14 3
4411 You’ll be back and then you’ll be back....I read the book. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4412 Boy do I feel like calling in sick today. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4413 Just handing this off to the essential workers. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4414 All right, all right! I'll go back to the Globateria and get one with Iceland on it. AND Cuba. AND Puerto Rico. AND Hispaniola. AND... 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4415 I'll bring this back after I blow it up bit. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4416 Dammit...why can't I just have it on a string? 1.2588 0.04152 85 66 18 1
4417 Write when you find work. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4418 Do we need anything besides toilet paper? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4419 The weight of the heavens would have been a lot easier to bear! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4420 Don't forget the water! 1.2588 0.03199 85 71 11 3
4421 Good for you, always lifting from the knees 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4422 Who decided this was so damn essential? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4423 Just sing with me, sweetie ," I got whole world in my hands , I got the whole world in my hands..." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4424 Wish me luck. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4425 The earth ain't gonna fix itself. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4426 I'll be lucky to find a place to dump it. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4427 Eternity can’t come soon enough. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4428 I’ll be back in a minute. Our new neighbor, Atlas, asked to borrow this. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4429 My lower back is going to be in for a world of hurt tomorrow morning. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4430 No, I can't work from home like Zeus does! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4431 This is the last time you bring your work at home! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4432 Essential? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4433 You should wear a mask if you plan to go outside 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4434 ...need to take a little walk, little air, get the weight of the world off my shoulders. Need anything at the agora?.. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4435 Whattaya mean, don't make a mess? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4436 If Harry calls, tell him I'm doing fine. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4437 Off to my meeting with Sisyphus." 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4438 oh yeah?! well, you and everybody else can kiss my ass! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4439 Don't worry. It's only until Zeus gets bored with his pandemic. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4440 Honey I know it’s heavy. All I’m saying is, I don’t see why you can’t just roll it... 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4441 Tag, you're it. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4442 You know I hate bringing my work home, but the boss gave me no choice! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4443 No, I can't bring back paper towels and coffee creamer. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4444 A real man never stops and asks for directions. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4445 It's my turn on Earth day. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4446 Some hemlock in my morning coffee would have been nice. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4447 I'm finally getting this thing fumigated from that awful human infestation!" 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4448 Stop at the store? Sure. Do you have a list? 1.2588 0.04779 85 68 14 3
4449 No Suzan, you drop it 1.2588 0.01797 85 71 12 2
4450 This is essential work. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4451 Can't you see I have my hands full Martha, you will have to go buy your own toilet paper! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4452 Antarctica is good for my lower back. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4453 I know you don't want to go to work, but carrying the world is essential right now. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4454 I wonder for how much longer you're going to be considered an essential worker. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4455 Don’t be such a martyr 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4456 If you're not careful, having the weight of the world on your shoulders can become a real pain in the butt! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4457 Yes, don't worry honey, I do get overtime when Google Earth goes off line" 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4458 Now they want a Greek god again! Bill Johnson Flagstaff AZ 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4459 Just keep it up, Ayn! You think I won't shrug? Just wait and see! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4460 Everyone's an essential worker these days. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4461 "It'd be easier without those kids asking for an autograph every day." 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4462 It's only a very short trip. Why do you have to take everything in the world with you? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4463 . . . And don't come back until you sell all of it! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4464 If Zeus is cutting our insurance plan, tell him he's paying the chiro. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4465 Have you got on clean underware? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4466 No, I don't think a backpacking vacation is a good idea. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4467 Every day, I feel like I have the whole world on my back. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4468 We’re done waiting for you to warm up. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4469 You can tell John Galt to stick it; I'm fine. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4470 Dang! I forgot my mask again. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4471 Now Eric don’t go near any bats with that. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4472 I thought I was retired. But then along came Mr. Trump. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4473 Have a great day at work, Sisy. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4474 Yes, dear, I'll pick up milk tonight. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4475 They canceled all the other sports! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4476 Next time I get to be Nero instead of Atlas. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4477 It's only temporary. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4478 And by the way, I hate your slippers. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
4479 Got any other worldly possessions to move, Mrs. Atlas? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4480 ALL essential workers, they said. That includes me. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4481 It accidentally rolled into the bat cave at the end of the street, while I was dusting it, but other than that, everything was fine while you were gone! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4482 I told you it wasn't flat. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4483 This one's rotten. I'm taking it back. 1.2588 0.03411 85 69 14 2
4484 Trading this one in. Be right back. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4485 A little help please...the weight of the heavens is supposed to be on my shoulders, not my ass. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4486 On the 50th anniversary of Earth Day, somebody had to do something to help save the world. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4487 Next week you take out the garbage. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4488 You think wearing open-toed shoes is a good idea? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4489 So, what are you doing today? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4490 Fine. I’ll take my ball and go home. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4491 You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4492 What was it you wanted me to pick up for you while I'm out? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4493 Just glide and let your backbone slide, dear. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4494 Exactly where do you think you're going? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4495 If Trump doesn’t wear a mask, I’m not wearing a mask. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4496 You won’t believe how good the. Antarctic is for back pain! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4497 Well then click the bubble that says ROAD atlas! 1.2588 0.04630 85 70 11 4
4498 Okay, I'll try to find a huge bucket of sanitizer. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4499 Ok, I get it. Sorry to be such a burden. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 15 3
4500 Does anyone really still think this is essential work? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4501 I schlep this thing on my back everyday and all they do is name a bunch of maps after me. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4502 I tried shrugging. It didn't work. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4503 I’ll be glad when the moving companies go back to work! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4504 Where the hell is Atlas Jr." 1.2588 0.05333 85 63 18 2
4505 I'm gonna recycle it 1.2588 0.04630 85 65 19 1
4506 Sometimes I feel the whole world is a pain in my ass 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4507 Because I'm too old and weak to shoulder it. Can't I at least get YOU off my ass? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4508 Ow! Right then, when I shrugged, something in the Congo River bit my damn index finger. 1.2588 0.03411 85 71 11 3
4509 Why can't I work from home? My back is killing me, plus I don't even have a mask yet! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4510 I didn't think when we bought it I'd have to take it everywhere. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
4511 I know you always say it's just a job but I really do feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4512 Sorry hon, they decided I'm an Essential Worker. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4513 Yeah, told them about the virus, but they won’t stay inside. 1.2588 0.05463 85 68 13 4
4514 My back is killing me. Would it be so bad if I just shrugged? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4515 It’s becoming the hottest trend. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4516 When you’re done returning that globe, Hercules, the chariot is next to go. It’s taking up the whole driveway. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4517 It didn’t have to be this way. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4518 Would it kill you to help? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4519 Fine. I’ll order the GPS today. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
4520 Seven billion within six feet and no mask to be had. 1.2588 0.03199 85 71 10 3
4521 Who exactly determines "essential"? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4522 After 23 days of shelter-in place, Atlas’ spouse sent him out to walk around the block. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
4523 Could you put my mask on me, please? They won't let me stand in front of Rockefeller Center without a mask. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
4524 Atlas! You should wear gloves, there's Coronavirus all over that thing! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
4525 It means okay, whatever, I guess so. I don't know, what does a shrug mean to you, Donna? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
4526 Are you happy I took the promotion? 1.2588 0.04152 85 71 10 4
4527 Deep footprints in the carpet? That's your problem? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
4528 It’s a sick world. 1.2588 0.01797 85 71 12 2
4529 I'll explain to you later 1.2584 0.05060 89 70 16 3
4530 You’ll hurt your back carrying it like that. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
4531 Sorry I can't stick around. The gym wants this back first thing. 1.2584 0.05426 89 68 17 3
4532 I heard Asclepius has been given a similar burden." 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
4533 I don’t think an Uber is going to cut it, Alice. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
4534 It’s lighter then the cross they made me carry at Easter” 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4535 This one came with the virus so I am taking it to store to replace it 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4536 I think we kept it in hostage for too long 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4537 What do you mean ‘non-essential’?” 1.2558 0.04586 86 71 11 4
4538 They won’t even pay for orthotics. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4539 you've been misusing it since the first time you set foot on it. enough is enough! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4540 That's not going to help your shoulder situation." 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4541 Have a good day at the office honey and for God’s sake, don’t shrug! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4542 It’s just not sparking joy right now... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4543 Gerald, are you wearing espadrilles?! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4544 You have bridge, I have live action role play! 1.2558 0.05148 86 68 15 3
4545 would u stop pretending george. u know god is a woman's job 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4546 Look what you’ve done; I *told* you to sneeze into your elbow.” 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4547 : Jesus, what on Earth do you want me to do with THAT?! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4548 The key, Pleione, is lifting from the knees.” [Shrugs] 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
4549 Some days it feels like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.2558 0.04434 86 68 16 2
4550 Even if it were flat, it'd be hard to carry. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4551 Atlas, sweetheart, you took the wrong world. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4552 Frank, at some point you're gonna have to accept you're bad bowler 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4553 After this time in isolation I even miss the “Hey Atlas, you look stoop-ed”, comments. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4554 I've got the whole world in my hands, I've got the whole wide world in my hands, I've got the whole world in my hands, I've got the whole world in my hands Now everybody sing! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4555 Atlas Outbound? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4556 I always need to rotate it..the U.S. is a real pain in the ass 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4557 Yeah—and the next virus might make it even worse. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4558 We will call this Globus hystericus 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4559 Please call to get the wifi fixed 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4560 It won't open. I'm returning it for a full refund. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4561 The doctor said it was just a harmless growth. But it feels like I’m bearing the weight of the world in my shoulders. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4562 I've felt this way since coaching Shaq and the Lakers. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4563 I'll probably be late for dinner...I have a pandemic to take care of. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4564 Stay home. The world's already being held up. 1.2558 0.05774 86 67 14 4
4565 You know mom Jesus only has to carry a cross to school. Why can’t I just carry that 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4566 No, dear, I can't pick up a gallon of milk on the way home. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4567 I've got Mar-a-Lago dripping down my crack. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4568 You nearly forgot your world, Atlas! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
4569 It'll go on my shoulders when I get to the office. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4570 Honey, can you also take out the trash next time? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4571 Enjoy your day being locked down, us essential workers will keep the world running! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4572 Don't tell me your problems when I get home, and I won't tell you mine. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
4573 They declared me essential. Just wish they'd given me public health insurance. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
4574 Thanks for the advise. I took the weight off my shoulders! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
4575 Get out there Big Boy, show 'em you've still got it ! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
4576 Go Get'Em, Atlas! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
4577 I'm going to the beach. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
4578 Back in ten frames. 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
4579 Careful Fred, you're tipping it! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4580 Forget the coffee. Houston called. The world stopped moving and they’re finally letting me take it out for a spin.” 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4581 You can’t just exchange it, this is the only one.” 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4582 I know, honey. It's lousy being essential, but this won't carry itself." 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4583 . I’ll take it back , it needs nuturing 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4584 Atlas, how many times do I need to tell you? Greek Mythology was deemed non-essential” 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4585 This is why you can't have nice things!" 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
4586 ACTUALLY Karen, no, this is my middle school science fair project. it even has the global warming set up, thank you very much. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4587 Honey, it’s just a trip to the grocery store. Stop overreacting.” 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4588 I got this honey. I won't shrug! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4589 Atlas, dear, no twerking at the office.” 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4590 Maybe Goodwill will take it!" 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
4591 Honey, have you seen my work slippers? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4592 All I said was “have you ever thought about changing it into a book?” 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
4593 “Yes I am wearing these sandals AGAIN” 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4594 I'll bring a flat one! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4595 Not now, Karen. I’m a little busy. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4596 I'll be back. I'm gonna roll this thing over the hill and we'll be done with it. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4597 I took this, I have a geography class in a few days. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4598 Yes, I'm sure I can't just roll it as I walk." 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4599 Don’t worry about me, just enjoy that espresso. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
4600 I figure if I leave at 4 in the morning, I will be able to find parking. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4601 No, I’m not trying to prove a point. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4602 “If love truly makes the world go ‘round, then after last night the end really is near.” 1.2530 0.05378 83 67 13 3
4603 Trump wants it back 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4604 I cough on them ONE time! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4605 Yeah honey, I don't think switching to Tevas is going to help much. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4606 Make sure the Earth isn't in pieces when you bring it back. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4607 Yes, it's hot enough for me! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4608 No, Margaret, I don't NEED to go to the office: what I NEED is space! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4609 Now, remember dear! No shrugging! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4610 It’s important, Gladys. Otherwise there’d be no fluffy little animals. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4611 I've corned the global market on masks 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4612 So your shoulders got tired? 1.2530 0.03573 83 68 12 2
4613 Look all I’m saying is you’ve had this for 4 Bullion years, don’t expect it to be fully fixed 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4614 Man be careful with the world!! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4615 No need to get the door. I'll get it since I already got literally everything else. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4616 Harold, you're taking this "world is on my shoulder" thing a little too seriously. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4617 So much for it being "in my hand" 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
4618 You can find me in Lansing Michigan. I'm joining the back to work protest. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
4619 Im not turning my back on the world 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4620 Turns out it’s not so great having the whole world in your hands. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4621 Think I should wear a mask? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
4622 You couldn’t have named me Apollo? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4623 If I'm not essential than who is? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4624 I need to ACTUALLY carry the burden instead of just posting them on social media. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
4625 For the last time, turn down the thermostat or the polar bears are going to become extinct! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
4626 I’ll have the weight of it back to you the minute History makes that possible. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4627 Another universal pain in the butt day. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4628 Yes, I'm on my way to see the chiropractor . 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
4629 Is this another tiktok video trend I don't know about? 1.2530 0.04645 83 69 10 4
4630 Christ, 2019 has been wild” 1.2529 0.05353 87 70 13 4
4631 Dammit, my nose itches” 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4632 “you’re forgetting your mask, Carl” 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
4633 I am the backbone of this relationship.” 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
4634 What do you think about my new Zoom background?” 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
4635 What about your coffee for the road? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
4636 Atlas’ Repo Service 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4637 Maybe doing a Tik Tok outside will get me more likes? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4638 how we know how atlas feels 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
4639 I miss the days it was just a cross 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
4640 It’s not my fault” 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
4641 I'm an essential worker, remember? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
4642 I hate my job since climate change. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
4643 Damn, I wish they would let me work from home. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
4644 I expect I'll have a ball, as usual. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
4645 Don't forget to pick up bread. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
4646 The chariot-sharing service will really take off with just a few tweaks to the navigation app 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
4647 I’ll shrug whenever I feel like it 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
4648 I can't stand this thing anymore 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
4649 whats wrong dear, you look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4650 That’s it! I’m taking my ball and going home.” 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4651 Are you sure you don’t want your gloves and face mask?” 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4652 I swear to Me, if you sing ‘He’s got the Whole World in His Hands’ ONE more time…” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4653 That’s it! I’m taking it to get cleaned Karen, it’s the only one we’ve got” 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4654 Who's gonna press the going down elevator button for me? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4655 I told you to keep all things outside for 24 hours first!" 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4656 It’s not you, it’s me.” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4657 I still think the nurse costume is a guaranteed winner.” 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
4658 I told you, it’s easier when you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders “ 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4659 Here. Hold this. The 1st five minutes are easy." 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4660 At-las he shrugged 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4661 Caesar: "You don't know what to do with this." 1.2500 0.01143 88 74 13 1
4662 Atlas, can’t you get someone else to hold onto it? You’ve had that thing for eternity! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4663 Is there really no better way to work your glutes, Scott?” @conqueringbrian 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4664 you stay in the house while Zeus and I figure out what to do with this mess." 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4665 Honey, you're forgetting your coffee. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
4666 They’re minerals, Marie!” 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4667 I know they say not to take your work home with you, but I can’t help it some days. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
4668 I know you promised you'll give me the world, but I prefer store credit." 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4669 Honey, every morning since the beginning of this year I've been trying to tell you that you are holding the thing upside down." 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4670 I wish that I didn't have to bring my work home with me every day. " 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
4671 Sun and Moon invited me over to be a Third Wheel again. I’ll bring over a case of Corona to liven things up a bit. . 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4672 2020: the year I decided to drop the ball! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4673 Life of an essential worker 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4674 Hmm i wonder if qualify for the stimulus check? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4675 Don’t worry I can make dinner tonight.” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4676 See! If only you would’ve followed what I said when that fellow Heracles was around you wouldn’t need to confine yourself now!” 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
4677 If you need me I’ll be in the garage.” 1.2500 0.03927 84 68 14 2
4678 I'm taking the earth to the era when she had good children. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4679 I’m sorry, I just can’t stay married to a flat earther anymore” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4680 When you said you’d promise me the world, I wasn’t expecting this.” 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
4681 And now he knows how it feels. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4682 It could be worse; I could be the press secretary! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4683 So, NOW you have a problem with it, Helen?” 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
4684 Honey, you know I can’t go outside without the whole world getting on my back! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4685 All right, already, I'm taking out the garbage! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4686 Zeus has been on my case to move this thing for over five thousand years. This is the downtime I've been waiting for! Done. 1.2500 0.05455 84 68 12 4
4687 I can’t shrug this off Maria, to the battle I go. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4688 Sorry its so early, Earth fell of the bed and got scared 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
4689 What do you want me to do, Jane? I’m essential. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4690 If Zeus calls tell him I want my 3 wood back. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4691 Anything else besides the milk? 1.2500 0.05186 84 67 14 3
4692 Does this condemnation make my ass look big? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4693 Don't wait up, this might take awhile. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4694 Honey, Can you please remind the contractor that this door needs to be widened by the day after tomorrow? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
4695 Is your smartphone GPS down again? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
4696 It's quicker if I just take care of it myself. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4697 America really needs to cut down on the fast food. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4698 Do you have your mask honey? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
4699 I'm just going to the corner for some cigarettes. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
4700 We are going to need a bigger door if you want me to take Saturn out for a walk 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4701 Would you just stop humming,"He's got the whole work in his hands." 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
4702 After I drop this off, I’ll pick up your parents. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4703 Careful! Don't crack the Ozone! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4704 Just taking out the trash, mom. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4705 It was weighing too heavily on my shoulders. Had to improvise. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4706 Please reset it to the factory setting 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4707 I work hard too you know. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4708 You used half Decaf again,today! I can already tell. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4709 Are you sure he had the whole world in his hands? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4710 And don't forget to pick up my dry cleaning too. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4711 No Honey, carrying the world on your shoulders can NOT be done remotely." 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
4712 Understanding this thing is all Greek to me. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4713 Please handle with care. 1.2500 0.04753 84 68 13 3
4714 My mother said this would never work. I'll be back for the bean bag chair and my toothbrush. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
4715 Alright, this year is really getting carried away. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4716 Some of us have to carry the world on our back to get the butt we desire. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4717 It's not nice what you did to the last one. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4718 Achilles dear, is this a new tragedy you are writing? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4719 I’m going to show that Sisyphus sissy what real men do! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
4720 Honey, please don't pile on! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4721 Oh boy, I love my job at the Holding Up Scale Replicas of Planets Factory 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4722 Cleaning up their mess again? You never learn. 1.2500 0.03334 84 69 13 2
4723 hernia shmernia 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
4724 I'll be late. It's bowling night. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4725 When this was just a tiny birthmark I asked my dad to get it removed. “Man up, you pansy,” he said. “No one will even notice it when you grow up.” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4726 Ok, now show me the Moon. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
4727 I'm taking it back. I haven't stopped coughing for a week. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
4728 I'm taking all this mess out of the house 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4729 Welcome to the Anthropocene. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4730 The string holding the world finally broke 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
4731 Fine. Text me a list. I'll get to it on my next go-around. 1.2500 0.05585 84 65 15 3
4732 Did they ever consider what happens if I get COVID-19? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
4733 I should have never let you talk me outta Mercury! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
4734 By Zeus, I'm free At Las! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4735 When Ayn Rand is your boss, you expect to work weekends. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
4736 Have a nice day at work, honey. I’ll just be here watching One Life to Live if you need me 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
4737 Yes - it’s permanent” 1.2473 0.04090 93 76 14 3
4738 I'm heading out for a quick spin. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
4739 Honey, why don’t you see if Heracles can help you today.” 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
4740 Oh boy! I've had enough of this world. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
4741 'No! I will not drive carefully!' 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4742 Essential worker my ass 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
4743 You know I’d help if I didn’t have this Zoom meeting right?” 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
4744 Don’t forget to get milk at the store” 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4745 My back is breaking from this existential weight.” “You should try yoga.” 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
4746 The only difference? My labor is invisible. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4747 No actually, I can't grab more coffee while I'm out. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4748 No, I can't bring home a carton of. milk! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
4749 Every time I ask for your opinion you just shrug at me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
4750 Ok but bring it back 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4751 Gaia, we’ll be back in five; just a walk around the corner” 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4752 but honey, the world is my oyster too” 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4753 Retired Gladiator: “Let’s hope it will be a fair and honest fight to restore humanity.” 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4754 Got your keys? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4755 Sorry for my rotten mood. I may be out of a job soon. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4756 Welp, I’m off to ‘Dancing with the stars’... wish me luck!” 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4757 With my lucky Caligas on, I knew I was up to the task " 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4758 It started out as a zit on my butt." 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4759 It’s all downhill from here 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4760 I’m getting really skeptical about all this recycling business”. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4761 Where’s your recycling?” 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4762 I gave you the gift of this World, but because of your lack of care, I can take it away! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4763 Don’t worry about it, I’ll get the door.” 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4764 And you say that I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.” 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4765 How's my form 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4766 Putting my two weeks notice in today, honey.” 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4767 I'm taking the kids. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4768 Fine, if it gets me out of this house.” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4769 “I AM bending at the knees.” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4770 Remember to keep your back straight, honey" 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4771 Leaving the house is a little different now 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4772 It was no easy undertaking, but I finally found a Pilates ball big enough for yo mama." 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4773 Well If you not gonna take care of it Karen im leaving 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4774 atlas tried to take the weight of the world off his ass. Posing as a UPS man as she refused to sign for it 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4775 Honey, this just drains me of all my energy - these days I even envy Sysiphus for what he does. " 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4776 It feels especially heavy because my orthopaedic insert fall out of these ridiculous sandals 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4777 I know it doesn't spark joy anymore, but I think this is too much" 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4778 I'll give this back when you're ready to start playing nice again 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4779 “Atlas Complained” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4780 I don’t know how many times I told you A, you’re not carrying it right. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4781 "your glutes look amazing." 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4782 Where is John Galt?" 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4783 When “thoughts and prayers” get heard over policy and action 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4784 Have a good day at work, Sisyphus. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4785 Well honey, I believe I’ve rocked your world...” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4786 Honey, make sure you recycle that - it saves the earth, you know! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4787 Don't worry dear, when we get it back it will be like new! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4788 OK, Phil. Just hold it for one more minute while I confirm the Fed is propping up our 401k. Then you can just roll it into that Millennial’s yard before she gets off her Zoom meeting.” 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4789 Honey, the world won't fall apart if you take one sick day and stay home 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4790 Let's see if we can fix this or you might need to find a replacement. 1.2469 0.02504 81 68 11 2
4791 On my way to the kitchen after the season finale. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4792 Why dont you wait a few weeks, it will be lighter. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4793 90 day rehab... 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4794 How else did you think carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders would look like? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4795 Put it like this: I’d need another few thousand years before I’d want to do a virtual game night with the Pulaskis. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4796 I prefer chamomile and a weighted blanket. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4797 Will you shut the door, honey? It keeps yelling ‘liberate Pennsylvania’” 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4798 Time to put this world back in place. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4799 Going to see if the warranty is still good on this one 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4800 Sisyphus, since when is your job essential? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4801 I’ve been holding this thing up for all of eternity and NOW they decide to cancel the Olympics... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4802 Oh... i think the routine is saving me.” 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4803 Gonna go try to move the world back into equilibrium like Sisyphus rolling that boulder up the hill 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4804 Weight of the world 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4805 Honey, I know Google Maps has finally gone under, but that doesn’t mean people need an atlas right now. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4806 Just another day as the essential worker heads out to work.” 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4807 Stop asking. Earth Week is better than Jupiter Week but worse than Mercury week. You know that. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4808 1. "Nobody asked you." 2." Sorry you feel that way." 3. "I told you to shave" 4. "Are those my sexy lace ups? 5." Can you help me?" "no." 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4809 Honestly honey,I think that the mattress is what started my back problem. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4810 Ayn Rand FanFiction meetup. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4811 I think I'll ask for that raise today. My lower back is killing me. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4812 No, I cannot just drop off your books at the library while I'm out. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4813 Well, everyone else has recorded the song, I'll give it a try. 1.2469 0.04979 81 64 15 2
4814 I'm taking this out to trash,and starting over. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4815 I’ll be back to get the rest of your things 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4816 Because the wheelbarrow is in the shop! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4817 That’s it. I’m tossing it. Dang thing just stopped working. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4818 But if I shrug, my world will fall. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4819 I have to work on Sundays so the boss can rest. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4820 I know your job is essential but at least you should wear a mask. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4821 What do you mean, I look like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4822 I really thought the GPS would make me obsolete. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4823 Another day, another dollar 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4824 Shouldn't I be rolling this up a hill? 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
4825 Mildred, I'm really disappointed that you couldn't find the lever. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4826 What do you mean you were just using a figure of speech! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4827 Two quarts of milk and a dozen eggs. Is that everything? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4828 Something feels different. Does it look to you like the whole world’s gone sideways? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4829 Mom, please stop saying "don't let the world get you down." 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4830 This is killing me! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4831 Seriously, Zeus? You waited til a pandemic? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4832 Do you think this makes me look more worldly? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4833 Ayn Rand be damned! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4834 I'll be back for the rest of it in a little while. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4835 And that’s when he knew even the world wouldn’t satisfy her. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4836 Great Zeus...and I thought Hera was a bitch. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4837 Enough Already. I won't forget the eggs. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4838 Have a nice day? For God's sake, woman, I''m going to work! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4839 I can't believe it ... You do have the whole world in your hands. Those yipping Christians were right this whole time? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4840 February 2, ♾. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4841 Yeah, well, it may be getting smaller, but it's still as heavy as ever ... 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4842 You're bothering me with a grocery list while I have the weight of the world on my back! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4843 In times like these, I WISH I had the type of job where I could telecommute, but, you know, gotta keep the world moving... 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4844 "Yeah, it's still a man's world". 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4845 Sometimes it feels like you think I'm Sisyphus. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4846 Ok fine, just me take out the trash first. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4847 I know, I know, but the library says the Earth is overdue and needs to be returned right away. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4848 Maybe you can work a little harder today. The world isn't going to support itself! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4849 Oh, for the days I had it on a string. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4850 When you are done lifting the weight of the world, come back and have a cup of chai with me! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4851 Next time, think before you order! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4852 I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders and I''m still supposed to take out the garbage? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4853 Take it back for a refund. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4854 Alright Karen, I'll take it out. Don't tell me I never help around here. 1.2469 0.05835 81 67 9 5
4855 It’s a bit used but I figure I might still get a refund 1.2469 0.05564 81 66 11 4
4856 I mean...you didn't really think my physique was genetic, did you? 1.2469 0.04821 81 61 20 0
4857 Watch your posture sweety. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4858 They consider this "essential." 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4859 Is it the right size? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4860 This AND what kind of maxipads should I get? Wings, right? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4861 Close the door for me, will you? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4862 "The old job was fine but this White House gig is depressing." 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4863 Thanks to that lazy cartoonist I have no idea what awaits me out there, but I'm leaving anyway. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
4864 I think you should really stop doing this, Hercules dear. There’s no way on Earth you can social distance like that. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4865 Yes, Janet, I’m sure it’s just a shrug. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4866 Some days I feel as though ... oh well, never mind. 1.2469 0.06697 81 68 6 7
4867 I could swear it's gotten heavier. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4868 It was a lot easier working from home. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4869 Boss said the new system is going to make my job ten times easier. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4870 Damed Overachiers! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4871 I know it's just another book of maps, but I'm a model and we have a mortgage! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4872 Shrug me off, will you? Well, two can play that game! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4873 Do you want them to say you shrugged? 1.2469 0.04658 81 62 17 1
4874 Don’t worry ...I won’t forget to pick-up milk !! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4875 I said 5:30, dammit! Time enough to screw up another world... 1.2469 0.04314 81 67 11 3
4876 It's my world, and I can do what I want to! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4877 Yes Evelyn. I agree the landmasses are not to scale, but your bunny slippers are also rather déclassé. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4878 They’ve expanded curb-side recycling 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4879 Dinner? I'll be back for lunch. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4880 Darn! My Metrocard! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4881 The more people eat, the fatter they get, My job gets harder & harder everyday 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4882 Day 40 of quarantine: today we found out I’m really good at balancing stuff on my back 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4883 I get no respect. It'd be nice to get some recognition. I mean, a thank you, or maybe naming a book of maps and charts after me.. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4884 Always nagging me to take out the garbage. Nag nag nag. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4885 Let me handle this myself Margaret. When the theme of this year’s reunion is ‘Your Biggest Individual Accomplishment’, they’d never let me live it down if I didn’t bring it over to the high school on my own. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4886 Forget my back...I’m more worried about the tan lines. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4887 Could you at least wear a mask? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4888 Well, I don't like working from home either. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
4889 I still don't see why this is considered an essential service. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4890 He says, 'I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.' But he gets all hissy if we don't do the costumes every day. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
4891 I'm taking it in before the warranty runs out. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
4892 Can you grab my face mask? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
4893 Ooh boy...another long day at the office 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
4894 Thats enough. I'm throwing it away, we tried everything to get ride of those parasites, Jeannine. We'll just get a new one. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
4895 Sweetheart, lift with your legs. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
4896 I’m guaranteed to roll a perfect 300 with this little bauble 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
4897 “thanks for taking out the trash babe!” “Do you think it’s recyclable?” 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4898 I didn’t ask you to do that... don’t look at my like that” 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
4899 Are you sure you want wear those shoes?” 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4900 Straighten up. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4901 I’m taking it back to the Stone Age” 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
4902 Get off my back about buying local.” 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4903 He told me to tell you, that you guys screwed up so he’s taking it back 1.2439 0.05077 82 68 10 4
4904 “NO I don’t need a hand. I told you I’ve got it.” 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
4905 I’m not sure the extra $2 an hour is worth it. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4906 Atlas, why don’t you try lifting from your knees. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4907 It just feels that way, dear. Enjoy lunch with Howard. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4908 I ordered from Amazon, not Atlas. Take it back! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4909 Quit humming that damn Sunshine on my Shoulders. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
4910 This "Take Your Children to Work" thing isn't going to catch on. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
4911 Atlas Squatted. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
4912 Okay honey , but I'm pretty sure recycle is closed because of the virus. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4913 I may be Sisyphus, but your honey-do list is out of this world. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
4914 Thanks for the hernia, Helen. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4915 Let me give it some thought and I'll deal with it right after I take care of this.... 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
4916 I've leaving you, Cheryl! And I'm taking the globe with me! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
4917 You know there's an app for that now, right? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
4918 “It’s considered an essential job” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4919 Don’t wait up. There’s an eclipse tonight. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
4920 This is the only way to make sure I don’t touch my face. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4921 Wish me luck darling.. Although this prototype also has the same physical features of earth, I've placed some compasses in the woods to save some time for humans. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
4922 Honey, I don't think it'd hurt as much if you had a stronger core. Why don't you talk to your trainer about it?" 1.2436 0.01290 78 67 9 2
4923 Enjoy your quarantine, Karen. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4924 “It used to be all about the arms, but you only get likes with a toned ass now.” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4925 I said I’ve got it! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4926 Too dirty to carry on my shoulders” 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4927 I’ll wait here while you disinfect it” 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4928 Where in the world do you want me to put this down. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4929 I think I'd qualify as an 'essential worker.' 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4930 It’s like he just got up and took my whole world away” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4931 No Karen, I’ll get the door. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4932 No need to show me this thing. I’m a flat earther” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4933 "I'm going to talk with Zeus and ask him for a raise" 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4934 It was catch and release so I’m letting it go. No we can’t keep it. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4935 I’m still not convinced this was the best use of our stimulus check.” 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4936 “Remember honey, yesterday is in the past. Just shrug it off.” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4937 I hope I left the receipt in the car” 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4938 Yes I’ve got the gift receipt 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4939 No, no! Not this one! Bring me Planet B! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4940 Too heavy. I’m giving it back to God. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4941 Returns are free, right? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4942 Once again we couldn’t do enough. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4943 Ok. But tomorrow is going to be a leg day.” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4944 Atlas, this is America, nobody is gonna help you outside. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4945 The Amazons are offering free return shipping 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4946 Hey hun - Can you pick up a dozen glazed from Krispy Kreme. They’re free on Mondays for healthcare workers. Thank you for everything that you do and it would be good with the coffee. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4947 ''Don't be late getting home this evening,remember it's bowling night." 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4948 Like I’ve said before, I’m just not comfortable using GPS. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4949 It was easier when I was on top of the world. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4950 Stuck again between Humankind and Eternity. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
4951 Other way Sisyphus 1.2436 0.04539 78 63 12 2
4952 It's easier than planks. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4953 Should I put this with recycling or into the trash? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4954 And if anyone thinks the caption should be, ""I have the weight of the world on me, they definitely will not win the contest "" 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4955 Then you should have ordered ‘No Democracy’ in the first place. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4956 Can we even recycle this? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4957 Louise, after I deliver this to Rockefeller Center, I’m never coming back. 1.2436 0.05378 78 63 12 3
4958 I'm going out to join the Flat Earth Society. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4959 Don't forget to put it in the recycling bin, dear. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4960 I am an « essential worker », HR said. 1.2436 0.04718 78 61 16 1
4961 I'm counting on you to flatten the curve. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
4962 You All Can Kiss It! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4963 The Beatles, they don't know what they're talking about— And stop calling me Jude! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4964 What? You feel neglected? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4965 Chiropractor at ten ... I won't forget. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4966 Like I said, it's the life of a union negotiator. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4967 I wouldn't complain so much if it was flat. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4968 Some days I feel like the weight of the world is on my back. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4969 No, I can’t just leave my work at the office. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4970 I get that it's my job, dear, but it would be nice if they said thank you. Perhaps a bouquet of flowers from New York. 1.2436 0.04718 78 61 16 1
4971 Is the world on straight? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4972 I'm off to bowl with Sisyphus! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4973 What hump? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4974 This time, bring back the Kosher salt 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4975 We need to get a new, lightweight, up-to-date atlas. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4976 If I'm on planet earth, what is he holding? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4977 Atlas Pulled a Muscle 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4978 Could you call the elevator for me? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4979 Well, of course, I understand it’s heavier than a champagne glass, but you’re just being obtuse if you think you’ll break the internet doing that. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4980 I blame my sister god of the earth, Geae. When I started, this thing was flat and a hellava lot lighter. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4981 They say, 'In by nine, out by five.' See you tonight. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
4982 There's nowhere we can go anyway. 1.2436 0.05531 78 60 15 2
4983 Yesterday, I was Charles Atlas, a chump turned into a champ. Today I'm Sisyphus, a chump turned into a grunt. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4984 I'm starting to think this internship is more for them than for me. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
4985 Yes, dear, I won't forget to lift with my legs. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4986 I am lifting with my back 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4987 Damn it! It's already take my world to work again! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4988 We'd like to take our version of Earth back, thank you. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
4989 Are you sure you have everything, sweetheart? Wallet? Keys? Phone? The entire earth?" 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4990 Gotta bring it in for its 8 billion polluters check up. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
4991 I thought you guys could handle it... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
4992 Yes honey, I know, I should have chosen a different accessory” 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
4993 Thanks, Rona! 1.2418 0.04087 91 75 13 3
4994 It' wouldn't be so bad if it came with a cupholder. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
4995 Not everything can be solved with Zoom calls.” 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
4996 Wear a mask ,use the freight elevator. This is getting ridiculous. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
4997 At least it's better than carrying around a gas giant on the inside. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
4998 The early days of Atlas Encyclopedia sales. Gary Jacobson, St. Paul, MN 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
4999 Sorry, it was just taking up a lot of space in the garage. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
5000 “Come on, Ms. Rand, may I shrug now?” 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
5001 Atlas: "I must go, Karen. It's Earth Day." 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5002 I miss the boulder” 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5003 Any minute now Atlas would drop the ball 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5004 Am I holding this correctly? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
5005 If I can't go out into the world, I'll take the world out for a walk. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
5006 If you don’t want it I don’t want it either then!” 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
5007 Are you sure you don’t want me to go instead? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5008 Make sure you put it in the recycling bin. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5009 I'll be so glad when I finish my book. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5010 I think we can finally get rid of this,don't you? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
5011 Yes!! I will get your silly sugar on my way back from work. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
5012 How "essential" does a guy have to be to rate a mask around here? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
5013 Dear, you may feel like you are carrying the weight of the world on your back, but you're no Atlas. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5014 The earth isn’t flat! And I’m gonna prove it! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5015 Atlas was too burdened to shrug. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5016 I'll be back. Just got to get rid of the Global Warming 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5017 Honey,Where's my Hazmat Suit? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5018 That’s easy for YOU to say! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
5019 Good idea, but they’re not happy when I roll it. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
5020 Uh oh, I hope that just a tsunami I just felt. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
5021 Yes dear. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
5022 “Not exactly the Greek life reunion I had in mind.” 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
5023 Yeah,I'm still waiting for an F.D.A.approval on it.Off to the White House. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
5024 Don’t work too hard.” 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
5025 That globe will ruin your WORLD TOUR! For heaven sakes Lionell, please take my GPS! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
5026 You need it back by six, right? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
5027 As if. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
5028 I could have my nose to the grindstone. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
5029 Please don't trouble yourself. I've got this. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
5030 I can't just stay home, woman, I'm an essential worker." 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
5031 Taking it back coz you don't deserve it 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
5032 "You could at least close the door behind me." 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
5033 So, you can’t feed the cat tonight? 1.2375 0.05694 80 66 10 4
5034 Honey, they said we now have to wash the plastics BEFORE we use them and recycle.” 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
5035 Close the door behind me, would ya? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
5036 You know how i feel about flat earth jokes 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
5037 Your little, "Don't drop the ball at work today, honey" joke is getting old. Okay? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
5038 Sorry I forgot about the half-n-half. I had other things weighing on me. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
5039 This is a little better than on my shoulders. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
5040 Rolling a rock up a hill? He's such a Sisyphus. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
5041 Create a world, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.” 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5042 This one’s defective, gotta take it in for repairs 1.2368 0.04727 76 65 7 4
5043 "But it's inflatable" 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
5044 I’ll be right back. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5045 If I said no to a dog, what made you think I'd say yes to this?" 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5046 Martyr." 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5047 I’d be locked up by now if his job wasn’t “essential.” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5048 You know... it really is just as hard as it looks...." 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5049 I know Saturn's still in the shed, for Gods' sake! 🌟 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5050 Now what! Are you taking away the Earth from us too?" 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5051 I'm taking this before the quarantine is over and they break it again" 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5052 Sorry, Earth is closed for restoration. Try next year. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
5053 Sisyphus sends his regards." 1.2368 0.05733 76 63 9 4
5054 « What about my ass now? » 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5055 I can't say Madam, the technicians might recommend a new one." 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5056 You know I can’t work from home.” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5057 Well, I don’t like that I have to work weekends either, Meredith.” 1.2368 0.04340 76 64 9 3
5058 Dressing for work today Atlas? 1.2368 0.04538 76 62 12 2
5059 They deemed “Gravity” essential work 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5060 I'm going bowling." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5061 'Atleast i am not a Doctor!' 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5062 Earth Day? Never heard of it.” 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5063 You’ll get this back when you’ve earned it.” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5064 Be right back, dropping this off at the Goodwill “ 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5065 “What? You thought it was a figure of speech?” 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5066 Yeah well, it’s just guys with globes on their back the whole way down. Now you know..” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5067 Good luck today, Sisyphus." 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5068 You don't need help...do you? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5069 Be home from work on time- we’re having the neighbors over for cocktails. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5070 Honey I think you're taking Bill Withers' Lean on Me a bit extreme? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5071 I didn’t know it was going to be a full time job either! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5072 I know it's the computer age, but I still think you're going to have more luck with the encyclopaedias..." 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5073 They say “you break it you buy it” not “you break it you get a new one” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5074 Why can’t I work from home 1.2368 0.03438 76 62 13 1
5075 "can't stop - Taxi waiting" 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5076 I can handle the back pain, but it’s the smoke that really irks me” 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5077 Yes I’m ‘taking it with me again.’ Why wouldn’t I!?” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 11 3
5078 ...and don’t you dare bringing any more work home! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5079 Ok I just asked if you could take out the trash 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5080 should’ve done shotput in high school 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5081 Of course I look tired. I feel as though I have the weight of the world on my shoulder. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5082 I’ll be in the garage. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5083 Personally, Steve, I’ve always felt like it was the universe on mine. 1.2368 0.02560 76 65 9 2
5084 Since you and your 21.century friends obviously can't handle it, I'm taking her back to ancient Greece! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5085 I'll take out the garbage if you wouldn't mind cleaning up the mess from breakfast, ok dear? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5086 The real weight is the psychological burden of it 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5087 I ordered a satnav not an atlas” 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5088 I’m taking back the world, you all don’t deserve it🤷🏽‍♀️ 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5089 No, I said the back door” 1.2368 0.05419 76 62 11 3
5090 On the shoulders, honey” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5091 No, I don't want to listen to 'Hey Jude' again. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5092 I did tell you to take it for regular checkups. But it was gonna be ‘just fine’, wasn’t it?” 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
5093 I'm sorry, honey... my boss was clear: no smart working for this damn job. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5094 It's these damn gloves. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5095 Where is equality when you need it? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5096 That one goes in the living room 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5097 It was too much baggage to deal with. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5098 The definition of productivity can be subjective you know. 1.2368 0.05733 76 63 9 4
5099 I think you’re starting to take your workout sessions too far! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5100 I told you not to come here with your issues during Quarantine. I have you on the books for Thursday. 1.2368 0.03684 76 60 16 0
5101 Hurry up, it’s leaking. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5102 This is nothing. Tomorrow it's leg day." 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5103 Heading back to the the ICU for my octuple shift honey. See you next week. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5104 It’s cool I got it 1.2368 0.03172 76 64 10 2
5105 Shame I can’t just do this via Zoom 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5106 Ok Honey, I will be back as soon I exchange this one for something better.” 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5107 I’ll try to exchange it.” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5108 Enjoy your stupid GPS 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5109 Don’t forget the dry cleaning.” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5110 Don’t forget to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5111 Hate to say, I told you so. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5112 Atlas, honey, you have really got to stop putting the weight of the world on your shoulders.” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5113 It’s always “my day” when it’s sick. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5114 I said I wanted one with rings!” 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5115 Mother called, she wants it back. Apparently we can’t be trusted” 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5116 Just make sure you take it to a no-kill shelter 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5117 don’t forget the recycling” 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5118 Zeus better get me some essential worker hazard pay for this.” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5119 It was a #covi̇d19 #quarantine #impulsepurchase I’m taking advantage of the website’s no hassle return policy. I want a better one! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5120 🇬​🇴​ 🇧​🇦​🇨​🇰​ 🇦​🇳​🇩​ 🇩​🇴​ 🇮​🇹​ 🇷​🇮​🇬​🇭​🇹​ 🇹​🇭​🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇮​🇲​🇪​" 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
5121 What would happen if i just got in my car and started to drive, and never came back....” 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5122 that all you can carry?” 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5123 Maybe they'd be less upset if they knew it was just one guy doing his best. 1.2368 0.02560 76 63 12 1
5124 If I'm not back by dinnertime, hon, just start without me. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5125 It’s just really weighing me down. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5126 Atlas at last 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5127 i've got a lot of ground to cover today...so i won't be home for dinner. 1.2368 0.04727 76 65 7 4
5128 Where in the world are you going now? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5129 Jesus Christ, I can't hold this up. Is this what people think I do? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5130 'Thank god for insoles.' 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5131 Someone has to. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5132 This thing is like a heating pad for my back! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5133 Ever since all the gyms closed I feel like I have to carry the world on my back. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5134 What do you mean, can I pick something up for you?" 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5135 Its a man's world. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5136 I guess it‘s time for me to stop „shrugging“ and start supporting the world again. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5137 When you said I had to haul it myself, you didn't mention it was solid rock! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5138 I have to go to work," Atlas shrugged 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5139 Gotta go. I'm considered essential 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5140 The weight is nothing compared to the awkward shape of the world. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5141 Of course I remember the last time I dropped it, the dinosaurs went extinct! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5142 Honey, I have to bring my work home... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5143 The whole world can see those slippers, you know. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5144 Atlas, stop shrugging. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5145 I'm going to Rockefeller Center. There I'll be treated with respect. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5146 And quit telling me most people have it on their shoulders! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5147 I'm off to the mount. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5148 For the umpteenth time, Im doing Atlas Coughed, Honey! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5149 Yes I know it’s low, it’s been a rear pain in my ass, lately. Yes, I shrugged, see what happened? Weight on my shoulders, pain in the back, now..... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5150 Waze? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5151 They said I'm an essential worker. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5152 Well, I think the sandals will lend an air of legitimacy that I desperately deserve. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5153 I don't see why you're getting so upset Karen. We were all told to work from home and I had to improvise. Once the lockdown is over I will buy you a new one. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5154 Fine, but I'm only getting rid of it because I love you. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5155 Sure it's heavy, but at least it's not Jupiter. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5156 NO ! ....I. am. not Sisyphus 1.2368 0.02191 76 65 9 2
5157 woof so heavy 1.2368 0.01325 76 68 6 2
5158 Off to the interview with the new supervisor who is John Galt. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5159 Celestial body my ass! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5160 I can't carry this world! My right knee is stuck in the door. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5161 Stop whining Harold!! You told my mother you would give her the world if she stopped swearing in front of the children!!! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5162 I'm giving Glykon one more day to finish this thing! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5163 And pick up a gallon of 2%"? Are you kidding 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5164 I don't care but I really can't shrug right now. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5165 Work from home, my ass. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5166 There's a cattle call for "Pandemic on Olympus." I'm trying for Prometheus or Atlas. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5167 We already have an Atlas. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5168 I really need to telecommute. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5169 See, this is why we can’t have nice things. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5170 Wondering if the new job at Atlas Moving and Storage will work out... 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5171 I'm telling you Penny, this thing is getting hotter on my back... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5172 Where are you going Atlas?" "I'm taking my globe and going home to Olympus. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5173 Maybe you should wash your hands for 60 seconds. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5174 I wish Copernicus would finish his model of the universe so I can put this thing down. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5175 Honey, did you spill something in here? The insects are dying. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5176 Just four more years until retirement. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5177 I'm an essential worker apparently. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5178 If things keep going as they are much longer, I may have to apply for unemployment. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5179 Whadda mean, just shrug it off? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5180 Never bring your work home again, Atlas 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5181 Honey, get my face mask. I’m going to stop by the hospital to show some appreciation for our first responders. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5182 Last time I trust Fox News 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5183 Don't care what you say. . . It won't fit in the overhead rack! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5184 I get no respect. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5185 I planned on leaving a better world to future generations, but I've changed my mind. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5186 Sometimes I feel I have the weight of the world on my back. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5187 Yes! Years later we found out that it's flat. More like a frisbee. Ya know, science! Duh! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5188 I know, I know, I won't shrug. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5189 I'm doing this despite Governor Whitmer's orders to put it down. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5190 No, I don't have a chip on my shoulder. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5191 This is why I shrug. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5192 Is it getting heavier or am I getting older? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5193 Why, yes, I suppose I could work from home." 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5194 No. There won't be time for a retirement party. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5195 Who are you today Sisyphus, Atlas or some crazy old guy who’s been home too long? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5196 Don't be late! They're coming at 7. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5197 Should I tell Zeus you called? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5198 Some days, it needs a little more support 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5199 I may be late tonight. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5200 So, a dozen eggs and a gallon of milk on the way home - got it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5201 Everyone has their burden to bear? Well my burden IS everyone! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5202 Call and schedule my chiropractor appointment for tomorrow morning. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5203 I'll say it again, thanks for being the mythic little woman behind a great man. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5204 It's getting harder to hold! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5205 Don't look at me like you've got the world on your shoulders! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5206 I'll be home at 5 - earlier if "it" hits the fan. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
5207 Honey, I gotz the world on my shoulders so I CAN'T pick up the dry cleaning tonight! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5208 Always about you, Ayn? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5209 This one's faulty. It says "Taiwan." 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5210 I’ll be here working the jigsaw puzzle, if you need me. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5211 And your punishment is to wear those ridiculous slippers? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5212 Knock it off, Gladys! When HE tries it on his back instead of '...in His hands,' we'll talk! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5213 The Great Turtle is quarantined. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5214 You're getting this in the property settlement. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
5215 Please bring it back repaired 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5216 Essential worker. Essential worker, my aunt Fanny! 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5217 I can't take working at home another day! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5218 One of these days Im going to look for a different myth. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
5219 I hope that wasn't a shrug ? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5220 Now send that back to a galaxy far far away 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
5221 I don't need an atlas! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5222 Stop telling me about "Your" aching back! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
5223 The White House called again. The weight of the office my a... 1.2366 0.04810 93 75 15 3
5224 Don't make me any bean salad tonight, honey. Last week I melted a good share of Antarctica. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5225 Apparently, Titans are now “essential”, too. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5226 Zeus better name at least an ocean after me. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5227 This will be the death of me yet 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
5228 Ye gods, I hate my life! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
5229 I gotta stop carpooling with Sisyphus - that guy *really* hates his job. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
5230 After the 30-day free trial, Meredith decided she just wasn’t satisfied 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
5231 Atlas my time has come 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
5232 What's on the other side? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
5233 Sorry honey, but I can't take a day off. I don't want to let everyone down. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
5234 They all chipped in on Mount Olympus and got me a fanny pack. Har-har-har. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
5235 Is it me or is this thing getting heavier? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
5236 Put it down Corona. You can’t have the world.” 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5237 Thanks for taking out the trash, Honey. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
5238 Yes, you’ve got the weight of the world on your shoulders but, by god honey, lift with your legs” 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
5239 Y’all sang it, now his hands got it 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5240 Ew.... it’s still on you” 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5241 Yes I know I’m an essential worker but they still haven’t given me gloves or a mask 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
5242 damn yoga class is too creative! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
5243 I don’t think you can return that to Amazon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5244 Make sure you wash your hands, Honey. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
5245 -"Where you going Atlas?" -"Brb honey.. just gonna hand this over to Hercules for a bit.." 1.2340 0.03834 94 75 18 1
5246 Sorry lady. You are past due on this planet.” 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5247 Because you don’t deserve it. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
5248 ‘My therapist told me I have to let go’ 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
5249 And this- ugh. THIS is ‘literally!’ See the LITERAL difference yet?!” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5250 "For being a myth, this is a really hard job" 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5251 "I'M BRINGING THE FLAT ONE BACK!" 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5252 It also works great as a foam roller” 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5253 ‘they should call you Atl-Ass.. hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave’ 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5254 So does this mean that I finally get my dining room table back?” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5255 Worried about further contamination. I'm taking the world into self isolation. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5256 It May no longer bring you joy, but I am sure there are others who will love it! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5257 Your caligae is untied.” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5258 Take a good look, because it’s the last time you’ll see these! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5259 “Abuse it you lose it”. 🌏💚 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5260 You just can't take it back 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5261 I already told you I don’t need any help!” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5262 Don't forget to toss her around a bit on the walk.." 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5263 Jesus Christ that looks heavy. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5264 “Honey, this isn’t our’s to keep” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5265 You meant the world to me, and now I’m taking it away.” #alternat 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5266 If I can't get a full refund, I'll see if I can do an exchange. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5267 I wish the earth was flat!” 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5268 I am just going to buy a pack of cigarettes. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5269 Let’s see if this bad boy sinks or swims. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5270 Atlas honey, you don’t have to carry the world on your shoulders today, all the doctors and nurses are taking care of that! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5271 I'll return when the work is finished 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5272 Helen regretted ever saying she had a cold, too. 1.2338 0.05357 77 63 11 3
5273 Darling, our mother is showing the signs of recovery... I think someone have been a better children than us, hope those children will keep our mother safe and happy.. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5274 Don’t bring it back until you’ve sanitized it. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5275 And may that be the last time you bring that into our house! 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
5276 “Does this make my butt look big?” “How many centuries has it been?” 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5277 Does the crushing weight of my eternal punishment make my butt look big in this toga? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5278 OK, fine dear. I’ll have it checked out.” 1.2338 0.04489 77 63 12 2
5279 The Corona quarantine has been lifted, Pleione, I’m not working from home anymore. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5280 I'm throwing this thing out, it's worse than keeping a ouija board 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
5281 WHOOPS! Almost forgot this.” 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5282 And they didn’t even give me a raise. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5283 The man fixes one leaky tap and thinks he's Atlas. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5284 Next time I recommend using a reliable anti-virus program 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5285 Be right back. Some pathogens down the hall want to borrow it. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5286 Don’t worry. I got this. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5287 Close the door on your way out... 1.2338 0.05667 77 64 9 4
5288 But I made your favorite pancakes. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5289 How in the world do you expect me to shrug with this thing on my back? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5290 Remember,use your core. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5291 How you expect me to take out the trash, Pleione? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5292 I have to end the cliché. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5293 No, I didn't pack a lunch. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5294 I was lucky to get this job. The guy with lesser seniority has to carry Saturn._ 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5295 Think I'll take the sky. It's lighter. 1.2338 0.04294 77 65 9 3
5296 I thought I had it under control but the string broke. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5297 I said that I needed an atlas, not that I was one! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5298 Don't forget, I've got a change to daylight savings time tonight. 1.2338 0.05514 77 60 14 2
5299 Finally doing some housework around here! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5300 I just asked you to check the mail, don’t be so dramatic. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5301 You might have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but I'm still under a 'Stay at Home' order! 1.2338 0.05816 77 61 12 3
5302 Well, I don't think there are any rules in bowling against using planets. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5303 Just stick it in, my arms are getting tired. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5304 Next time you see EarthMom.org tell her the virus thing she came up with was very helpful in cleaning up the air. Perhaps she'd be willing to carry even more of the burden. 1.2338 0.05514 77 59 14 2
5305 They said satisfaction guaranteed, no questions asked. To hell with the receipt. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5306 This COVID thing has taken a weighty toll on the world, Mildred, so do you want this job? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
5307 A world on a string would have been much easier! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5308 Quit yammering about me bringing home the damn virus, Janet. I got ordered back to work and I'm #*@!%* going! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5309 I've already told you this too many times, Miranda. For all they did to the environment, there's no way I'm not returning it. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5310 I can’t say I enjoyed having you work from the kitchen table all month. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5311 I still don't understand why you can't just work from home. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5312 If Zeus calls tell him I'm going bowling. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5313 I know it's a burden, I'm just glad I'm not Sisyphus. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5314 It’s bowling night. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5315 You've forgotten there's a stay-at-home order 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
5316 I wish I could go back to my old job. 1.2338 0.01307 77 67 8 2
5317 Atlas. You need to stop carrying the world on your back. Have you considered quitting and going to work for Sisyphus? 1.2338 0.04855 77 64 10 3
5318 Work remote? Not with our slow internet. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
5319 Can you help me hoist this up on my shoulders once I clear the door? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5320 No, honey - The only thing weighing on me is the fact that The New Yorker gave Andy Borowitz his own column. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
5321 I'll be home lat today. We have to switch over from Daylight Savings Time. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5322 'Don't bring your work in bed' this. 'Don't bring your work in bed' that. Why do we always have this conversation right when I'm about to head out? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5323 Go ahead, drink your coffee. I’ve just got the world on my shoulders. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5324 It's a good start Sisyphus, but the closest mountain is 1500 miles west of us. 1.2338 0.04489 77 63 12 2
5325 I promise not to bring my work home with me again tonight. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
5326 The new guy wants to trade for his monkey. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5327 And now I've got to worry about COVID-19. It just never ends. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
5328 When you put on a mask to check the mail 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
5329 “I’m throwing this out. It’s covered in CoVid.” 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
5330 A little higher, Atlas. It'll be ergonomically better 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
5331 Atlas, honey, I know it's a thankless job, but we all appreciate what you do. I'll rub your shoulders when you get home. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
5332 Devotion to truth cannot be shrugged! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
5333 “The governor says I’m an essential worker!” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
5334 Now I know the feeling of being pregnant.” 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
5335 You’re being a little dramatic right now. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
5336 Living with and in the fake is better, so let's kick out the real! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
5337 You can keep Venus 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
5338 Feels like an inflamed disk. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
5339 .. just cannot stay at home any longer! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
5340 Dinner is at the usual 7pm, Sisyphus. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
5341 It’s not revolving around me now, is it?! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5342 That reminds me, Atlas, could you pick up a Mars bar on the way home?” 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5343 sorry, wrong address” 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
5344 Well, if nobody else is going to do it 1.2308 0.03838 78 65 11 2
5345 What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5346 I just can’t keep working from home! I’m going to the coffee shop! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
5347 You destroyed this family, mother! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
5348 Don't wait up, I'm going to be a while. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5349 And you think you can take my world away...well think again!!! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5350 I’m off to finally get this thing removed. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5351 Mrs Atlas thought to herself “if only he would shrug” 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5352 You're doing it wrong Sysiphus. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5353 Hi Ho, It’s off to Earth I go. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5354 I feel like I should be wearing a mask. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5355 Dear, I didn't LITERALLY mean you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5356 Still insist you're an essential worker? 1.2308 0.01290 78 67 11 0
5357 No, I have no idea when it will end! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5358 Yes dear, I did two Happy Birthdays. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
5359 I said I tripped on the RUG ! 1.2308 0.03838 78 70 3 5
5360 This is just a rental, mine's in the shop. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5361 Heigh-ho 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
5362 My back is shot. Give those four elephants and the giant tortoise another call... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
5363 Not shoulders. It’s leg day. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5364 About time you took out the trash. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
5365 What do you expect? I'm supposed to hold the celestial spheres not the terrestrial globe! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
5366 Honey, you'd mean the world to me if on the way, you could pick up some apples. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
5367 You never mentioned Zeus when we were dating! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
5368 Tom, I know your performance review said exude more gravitas, but don’t we think this is a bit much.” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5369 Upon your subscription cancellation, you are no longer entitled to the free gift. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5370 Just going to do some squats outside” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5371 I bet the Olympians are working remotely! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5372 Where do ya want it, lady?” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5373 That’s the last time I ask you to babysit! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5374 Atlas wasn’t deemed essential 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5375 Greek Gods say we are not in lockdown” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5376 I said, I'm taking my ball and going home! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5377 Guess taking an annual leave 2020 was a bad idea 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5378 So...do you want to come back for your coffee or...?” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5379 It’s ok Karen, I’m essential! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5380 "This time you guys have messed it up real bad,it will take sometime " 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5381 He said he wants his Earth back!!! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5382 It sure feels the same as lifting with my back 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5383 I can’t complain, the other essential workers have it a lot harder than me.” 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5384 I’ll just throw it in with the Christmas decorations till next Earth day” 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5385 This is what happens when I have to count all the way to 3. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5386 Imagine carrying it on your shoulders?! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5387 ‘the doctor did say if you see no change after 6 weeks, you should come back in’ 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5388 *Wash your hands when you’re done * 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5389 “you’re on Disability you’re not supposed to be doing that” 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5390 The song says you have the whole world in your hands, not back” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5391 Bringing sexy back 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5392 I didn’t ask for the World Ted....just wanted to share the remote” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5393 Well, you can't ever say I don't support you 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5394 no rest or stimulus checks for the essential workers 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5395 Bend It Like Beckham" 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5396 Sorry, wrong administration 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5397 “It’s not going to work out any better this time, Sisyphus” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5398 You didn’t tell me your mother was coming for the weekend 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5399 It’s no kettlebell, but my quarantine body can’t wait.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5400 And my goddamn stimulus check still hasn’t come” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5401 I thought Little Caesar’s was doing no-contact deliveries 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5402 I get it, you’re essential 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5403 . ‘Atlas called, he wants his old job back’ 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5404 Yes, mother, I’m aware Cousin Jeffrey just got promoted to holding up Saturn. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5405 Compost or plastics? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5406 Next time, YOU take out the trash. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5407 Don’t bother buying the grapes if they don’t have any organic left and don’t forget the AA batteries and size 1 diapers - Honey! Where is your mask?! Call me when you pull in I’ll have the replacement bags ready and disinfectant wipes please don’t go down the isle if someone is standing there. Drive by Home Depot too to see if it’s busy to pick up that paint I want you to start that project in the basement— ” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5408 Stop messing with my stuff, Karen” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5409 You break it, you bought it! Good thing it was on sale. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5410 See you later honey, I’ll pick up milk on the way home” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5411 Honey don’t worry. I will make sure to stand six feet away. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5412 I can't self-quarantine! This work is essential Karen." 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5413 Anything else? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5414 Remember it’s your turn to make dinner tonight” 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5415 I told you we could get a pet if you would take care of it 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5416 I thought you said returns were good for up to 4.5 billion years.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5417 ‘I can’t work from home anymore” ’ 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5418 What do you think? It’s my performance art piece call “The World Is Against Me” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5419 See? Not flat, just dying...” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5420 You bring that right back! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5421 I appreciate you subscribing to my MasterClass. But I hope your internet connection is fixed before next session. 1.2297 0.04732 74 62 10 2
5422 How toilet paper delivery people picture themselves leaving for work 🤣 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5423 Sisyphus is in quarantine and I was next on call. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5424 Only 20 seconds? Do you have any idea how many people have touched this thing? It’s disgusting.” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5425 This is such a titanic grind!” 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5426 Working from home 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5427 I’ve had it with your online shopping” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5428 Mr Atlas, please make sure you wash your hands on your way out 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5429 Not EVERYONE has switched to Waze.” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5430 When are you going to stop rolling that thing up the hill? 1.2297 0.02753 74 60 14 0
5431 This is the toughest TikTok challenge yet! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5432 Im returning this...No mask and no gloves, deal with it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5433 Just when I thought they were finally learning to care of it...” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5434 You forgot your mask,tough guy 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5435 Have a nice day at work, honey! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5436 I get it! You have an important job. 1.2297 0.05108 74 60 12 2
5437 Since it threw out my shoulders last week, I've started using my back." 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5438 Just go see if you can return it, dear.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5439 2020, B.C. 1.2297 0.05945 74 59 11 3
5440 Having regrets dear? Maybe you should've been an accountant. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5441 She’s got shortness of breath; it’s time to take her in. 1.2297 0.04103 74 60 13 1
5442 The irony was, she felt as if a burden had lifted from her shoulders when she told him she’d be working from home now. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5443 Don't forget it in the bus while getting down" 1.2297 0.05108 74 59 12 2
5444 Over my dead body does money make the world go round 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5445 I think I may even be able to get two rolls on this run. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5446 Have a good day, dear! Don’t work too hard. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5447 Something is broken with this world. I'm going back to the gods and see if I can exchange it for something that works. Don't wait up for me. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5448 You sure you don't need a bag? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5449 It no longer sparks joy 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5450 This is why I never let you borrow anything, Karen, you never take good care of my stuff!" 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5451 Make sure to bring it back before it’s too late.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5452 Fine! I’m taking my ball and going home. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5453 Oh Trumpius, will you please drop the Make Earth Great Again idea. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5454 Honey, I’m tired of weighting on the world to change itself” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5455 I tried to turn it on and off again and still nothing. Such a shame it cost a fortune. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5456 I think the guy who had the world on a string had it better.” 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5457 You said the ten story walk up would be quaint 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5458 Fred, are you sure the static bike wasn’t a better option? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5459 Wait for me. I'll be back with a Golden Globe." 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5460 So much for just sitting on the couch 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5461 Please stop bringing you’re work home. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5462 When you said you carried the weight of the world on your shoulders I didn’t need a demo!” 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5463 Do you think I’ve got everything dear? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5464 Where do you think you’re going with that?” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5465 A delivery to the man destroying the Earth 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5466 Ok, ok! I'll set this outside for 72 hours to disinfect it. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5467 Oh, so now people start paying attention to US politics” 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5468 I got Cerberus a new toy 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5469 This one is broken, I want a new one. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5470 Yeah yeah, I know this would be much easier if it was flat. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5471 Say “hi” to Zeus for me 1.2297 0.03359 74 61 12 1
5472 Sisyphus has the easy job" 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5473 “I - when I asked for the world back I didn’t mean it literally....” 1.2297 0.02753 74 65 6 3
5474 Some days I just feel like a man with a globe on my hips. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5475 Yes, I asked... and the Doc said my posture is still better than smart phone users. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5476 Put it back where it belongs. We both know you don't care about it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5477 Hey Sisyphus, what's this twist? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5478 I'm not kidding. I'm calling "Hoarders". 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5479 Gonna need 6 feet of separation, there, hun. Bring back milk.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5480 It’s just a flu, darling” 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5481 Where’s the mask? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5482 Can you have the bleach ready for when I come back? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5483 „Ok then, Eve, if you don’t like it I’m going to do the exchange now.“ 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5484 Worries? Being symbolic? With my own problems? Carrying the world? On my shoulders? Come on! 1.2297 0.02393 74 62 11 1
5485 Taking Sisyphus's shift again? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5486 That’s not how you do it.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5487 I think you dropped this 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5488 Is it straight? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5489 Even worse than carrying the world is holding it stock still for two hours—so next year I’m playing Zeus. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5490 See why I can’t do the dishes? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5491 They need this at Universal Studios. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5492 Those flat earthers have it easy. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5493 I'll have to come back for the garbage. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5494 I have to do this AND wash the discus? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5495 Sisyphus is defying global social distancing. 1.2297 0.04323 74 63 8 3
5496 All right but you take out the trash this time. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5497 Remind me to never ask Atlas another favor 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5498 I'll tell Mars you said 'Hi'. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5499 Point to where the chiropractor is 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5500 I don't know if I will be back for dinner MOM. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON MY SHOULDERS? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5501 Would you get the door? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5502 Feels off these days. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5503 Can you get me my mask? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5504 I'm wrestling Sisyphus tonight, so you better not wait up. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5505 On your shoulder! You're supposed to carry it on your shoulder! 1.2297 0.03871 74 62 10 2
5506 Thanks for getting the door 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5507 I'm off to save the world. Please save me a cup of coffee. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5508 I hope they get your message at the meeting but don't forget to stay at least six feet apart. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5509 I’m telling you, day in and day out I carry the weight of the world on my back. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5510 I am starting to feel more like Sisyphus than Atlas. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5511 Back to Work! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5512 Hey, Atlas, the world can wait...come take out the trash. 1.2297 0.05108 74 60 12 2
5513 It’s close enough. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5514 I asked to ZOOM, but they said we are an essential service. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5515 Hump? What hump 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5516 This is the only way the earth moves for me, Meredith. 1.2297 0.05458 74 61 10 3
5517 Atlas, you promised the world. Now get out, we broke up. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5518 No, lady, I can't guarantee its climate stability. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5519 Quit Complaining! You are beginning to sound like your brother Hercules! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5520 Clever pilates ball, but you gotta turn over. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5521 The weight of the world is supposed to be on my shoulders, not killing my back! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5522 Ugh, mom. SHUT UP! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5523 Can you order me a thicker tunic? The Himalaya are rubbing me raw. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5524 Atlas just shrugged when I asked for the weekend off. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5525 Yes dear, I won't screw it up like I did for 2020. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5526 Oh, yes, I’m sure all your emotional labor is JUST as taxing. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5527 Would you get off my back? I got enough on it as it is. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5528 I'm tired of carrying the World on my shoulders 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5529 You don't know how much heavier this feels when filled with a virus. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5530 Honey, posture! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5531 Going out to get it disinfected, be right back 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5532 It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5533 Looks like my back was the damned lever. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5534 Sisyphus, do not forget to use the hand sanitizer! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5535 I know, people say shoulders, but you should really keep the weight of the world in your legs to protect your lower back. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5536 While you're out, could you get me another cup of coffee? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5537 Shouldn't the gravity make this easier? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5538 It’s to heavy.There’s to many damn people. 1.2297 0.04532 74 61 11 2
5539 Don't wait up for me. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5540 Remind me why I chose to pick it up this way? 1.2297 0.05108 74 60 12 2
5541 Don't be such a drama queen....I just asked you to take out the garbage. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5542 By Zeus, I hate this commute every day." 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5543 I'll take the bag of tricks. Keep rocking." 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5544 Off to deliver the president the first COVID-19 award for his distinguished research 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5545 The pain is more than from passing kidney stones or birthing a child. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5546 Yes Alice, my job at Atlas Inc. is breaking my back! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5547 At least I don't have to contend with eagle ripping out my liver everyday, like my brother Prometheus. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5548 I'm sorry, you just have too much baggage. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5549 Be sure to tell your mother how much I appreciate her birthday gift. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5550 Seems a little lighter. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5551 At least it's pretzel day. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5552 Are you sure your chiropractor isn't a quack? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5553 Well with the way they treat it, I guess I am taking out the trash. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5554 The new boss has a Zeus complex. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5555 The garbagemen picked up yesterday! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5556 JEEZ. When the known world was smaller this weighed less. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5557 MY PPO REJECTED SURGERY CLAIMING IT'S COSMETIC. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5558 If you say, "But Sisyphus" one more time... 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5559 It’s just for some Instagram challenge Zeus tagged me in. 1.2297 0.04103 74 60 13 1
5560 The trivia league team is asking for a human atlas--I don't think that's quite it. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5561 I’m exchanging it for a colder one. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5562 I know it’s a burden, but it is Earth Day! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5563 What happened to "Women hold up half the Earth"? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5564 All I know is, some guy named Atlas shrugged. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5565 I know, honey, staying home is really hard too" 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5566 Do you think Amazon will take this back? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5567 Ayn is right, I AM undervalued! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5568 You couldah stayed at Coney Island Beach kickin' sand, but, no, not the great Freddy Atlas. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5569 The weight is on my back, not my shoulders. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5570 You've got to stop watching those damn daily press briefings! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5571 Dear God: We know you’re under a lot of pressure right now. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5572 It's defective, that's why. Nothing makes sense anymore. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5573 Don’t worry. I pushed a couple of world leaders off first. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5574 It's not so much the weight that crushes me but the smog. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5575 I'm done with Earth Day, Pleione. It's become a real burden. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5576 Oh sure. Pick up milk on the way home. Anything else? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5577 Please don't break wind... 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5578 Sure it’s an essential job but I have a lot of healthcare workers helping me now. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5579 Create a planet, you said! It will be good for the kids you said! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5580 I won't be home until after dark. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5581 I know I said that with a big enough lever I could move the Earth ... how could I know the lever would break? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5582 I wish there was an app for that" 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5583 I'll be back after it goes downhill again. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5584 Don't go crazy Nick, just because you discovered you're not the center of everything. We'll always have Mara Lago. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5585 Am I touching Florida? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5586 Hell, no! The world is not my oyster! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5587 Essential service. 1.2297 0.05458 74 61 10 3
5588 I said ‘No Atlas’ at the time I purchased the Encyclopedia.” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5589 Retirement Day! I'm going to throw this thing away and go lay on the beach with a pitcher of margaritas. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5590 Yeah, I can stop by Walgreens on the way home. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5591 Handle with care, hon. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5592 Bring the World back at dawn of B.C., before Coronavirus 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5593 You should really talk to them about a more ergonomic home office setup. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5594 Good luck getting into the Corolla, Ed. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5595 Do you know you have your hand on Africa's bottom ? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5596 Are you sure you now believe the earth is flat? 1.2297 0.03359 74 61 12 1
5597 Wish me luck. Yesterday I shrugged at least five times. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5598 He didn't give details but his tone says they're in deep shit. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5599 Yeah, same old "I'm already holding a coffee" excuse 1.2297 0.04532 74 61 11 2
5600 I'm going to the Flat Earth Society convention. Move to the right and you'll see that this is a disk. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5601 I told you the globe wouldn't fit on the bookshelf. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5602 Don't wait up, I'll let myself in. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5603 Do you mind getting the door, dear? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5604 Good Lord, of course I won't drop it. You make it sound like I've never done this before. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5605 The only kick I get out of this job anymore is getting to face off against the Olympian bowling team. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5606 It's not compostable. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5607 It's Earth Day. I'm taking it back since they don't seem to want it. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5608 ...and you expect me to wear a mask? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5609 Stop carrying the whole world on your back. Let some issues resolve themselves. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5610 Stop shrugging, Atlas! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5611 Have you considered using a string? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5612 If you're going to bear the weight of the world on your shoulders, you should lift with your legs, not your back. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5613 Does it make my ass look smaller? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5614 Well, don't just stand there. Go into the garage and get my lever. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5615 Okay maybe I over exaggerated ...the world isn't in your hands 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5616 You try to hand-sanitize more than once a day with this thing on your back. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5617 You could always stay here in quarantine.... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5618 I specifically asked you to fix the GPS last week 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5619 Not everyone can do social distancing. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5620 Argentina is itchy on my bum. 1.2297 0.04732 74 59 14 1
5621 At least Sisyphus gets his breaks. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5622 No, I can't do my job from six feet away. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5623 It was either this or bringing in some kind of dessert. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5624 What do you mean you meant it figuratively? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5625 I liked it more when I was teaching from home. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5626 Oh yeah! Sure!! I'll wear a mask!!! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
5627 These knee-high gladiator sandals are just killing me! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5628 It's impossible to carry it on my shoulders. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5629 And may I add, I really like your bunny slippers. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5630 Any luck finding that Owners Manual? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
5631 Is selling globes weighing on you? 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
5632 I better be getting hazard pay for this. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5633 Because rolling it doesn't look as cool, Sharon! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5634 I am working late tonight. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5635 Bring home the Moon.....and a gallon of milk. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5636 Get off my back,woman. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5637 When will these jerks discover heliocentrism? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5638 I never should have brought my work home with me. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
5639 I'm off to work. The turtles got the week off. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
5640 At least it's getting warmer. At last! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
5641 they canceled the Olympics so I am just going to throw this dang thing in the ocean- maybe the Pacific this time... 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
5642 I thought it was in my hands, Not back? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
5643 Enough harm, I'm taking it back ! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5644 Don’t call me the next time the weight of the world is on your shoulders. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
5645 Easy for you to say - you can telework! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
5646 Off to the dump - this one’s history! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
5647 Anthony, must you always carry the weight of the world on shoulder? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
5648 . “Tell me when his daily briefing is over, I can’t bear it” 1.2278 0.04917 79 64 13 2
5649 My lawyer will be in touch. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
5650 Out there doing your thang' again? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
5651 Atlas, heroic labors are so last millennium" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
5652 uh, out of smokes. just gonna, i’ll be right back 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
5653 “Husband: 1 month of quarantine and you’re already putting the weight of the world on my shoulders. Wife: Come on honey. It is your turn to get the groceries.” 1.2267 0.04482 75 62 11 2
5654 Finally found my ikea receipt” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5655 Be right back, hun. I forgot to disinfect it before bringing it into the house. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5656 Carrying it with your whole back is just better form” 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5657 None of that matters anyway. My lawyer said I wasn’t responsible.” 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5658 Well, I guess it's over then" Atlas shrugged 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5659 What they didn’t tell Sisyphus is that if you roll the ball up the hill, you have to keep it. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5660 Well, who’s gunna take your garbage out when I’ve packed my bags and gone?” #johnprinetribute 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5661 I know, Margret, but I already told you: I *cannot* quit this job.” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5662 Sisyphus : i'm off to work 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5663 Sorry... I wrongly delivered it to you.” 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5664 Atlas, honey, put it down! Sisyphus tried and there’s nothing to do, it just keeps rolling down! It’s Zeus’ fault anyway. 1.2267 0.04678 75 60 14 1
5665 Don’t forget to put on a sweater” 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5666 Hoist it a little higher. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5667 Atlas Honey, don't forget to wash you hand after work" 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5668 I’mFINE 1.2267 0.05558 75 59 13 2
5669 No ! I’m meeting the Titans for a few pints solely to improve my equilibirum 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5670 Fine, I’ll take her out this time, but it’s MY turn to pick Netflix tonight.” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5671 'And on the seventh day....' 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5672 Are you sure you want to bring that to the flat earth society meeting? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5673 Return to sender 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5674 This is why we do test runs. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5675 "No problem honey I got this! Be back in 20" 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5676 What do you mean you want me to take the garbage down too?” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5677 I’m returning this thing. It’s faulty. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5678 Bowling night. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5679 Well social distancing really isn’t an option in my line off work 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5680 Why don't you make two trips? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5681 Look, if you're not interested in role-play, I'll just leave. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5682 Sorry, it was collateral. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5683 In this weeks installment of suburban psychodrama, my husband acts out his Sisyphus complex. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
5684 You think I have nothing to do today! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5685 I know! Sinatra carried it on a string. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5686 Yes, dear, the little bitty baby is next. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5687 Thank Zeus for Chiropractors.... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5688 No, I don't know where Atlas lives. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5689 It is still under guarantee 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5690 Sure, I can ALSO get your dry cleaning. No problem. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5691 It's on the fritz. I'm taking it back to Atlas for an overhaul. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5692 Its not the weight, I can.t get a handle on it. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5693 Just once, I'd like to go out on my own... 1.2267 0.02381 75 63 11 1
5694 I'm telling you, a few more years and this will be all over. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5695 Sisyphus got to roll his stupid rock, While I have to lug this around every day. And he got to walk downhill too. No wonder he was happy. 1.2267 0.05224 75 58 15 1
5696 I'm returning it, Hera. Maybe they can give us one that actually functions. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5697 The earth is getting a bit too warm. Get the door for me? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5698 Uff ... any chance it has gained some weight? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5699 Google maps? Ha, that’s for sissies! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5700 I know we’re tight on money, but did you have to sell the hand basket? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5701 I found your Dear John Galt letter, Sharon. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5702 My shoulders hurt too much so I decided to use my butt. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5703 Heading to the doctor...I've had this rash all over my back, lately. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
5704 Don’t blame Me that Amazon sent you the World instead of the plain old Rock you ordered! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5705 I think 'shrug' may be replaced by another exclamation! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5706 There you go, carrying the weight of the world on your back. I don’t remember getting any sympathy when I had the weight of a baby kicking on my bladder. Let’s call it even. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5707 After Zeus deemed "holding up the world on your shoulders" an essential service, Atlas begrudgingly returned work. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5708 Haven't I got enough to do as it is 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5709 I'd love to help around the house when I get home. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
5710 Our motto is, 'The world; delivered'. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
5711 Go ahead, stand there and make jokes about having the weight of the world on my back Charline. HA HA HA It's a tumor dammit! But you got your 5G now... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
5712 You don’t belong in my world 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
5713 You don't deserve it, I'm taking it home. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
5714 Ya want a bag for that? I’ve got a reusable one 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5715 Your doing it wrong. Just roll it out.” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5716 There’s no way someone picks this up, but yea, sure, out on the curb” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
5717 It's an essential job. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
5718 This ball doesn't bounce! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
5719 And they said I had to go to med school 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5720 Atlas, my love has come along 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
5721 That jerk Sisyphus thinks he can ball.” 1.2237 0.05331 76 63 10 3
5722 This thing no longer sparks joy...out it goes! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5723 The description said it had 5.000 year warranty so... 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
5724 Some of us can’t work from home, Karen.” 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
5725 And all this time I thought I had a monkey on my back 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
5726 . “Forgot to disinfect before use.” 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
5727 Your father didn't mention this part when I asked for your hand. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5728 Hey Atlas that's not going to get the pandemic out...I said the garbage...! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
5729 It's a bus, Howard. You drive a bus. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
5730 Give me a push, ok Dear. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
5731 Do you mind locking up after me? Hands are a bit full. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5732 Trash pickup’s Tuesday mornings, right? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5733 Be the change in the world 1.2237 0.05331 76 63 10 3
5734 At times like this, I miss the bowling league 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
5735 I'm going to save the world 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
5736 I knew you’d say that...!! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5737 It's sick again. Some fresh air would do it good. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
5738 They can’t take what is mine - Trump 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
5739 The recycling bin is already full. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
5740 I'll be a while. Don't wait up" 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
5741 Sigh. So glad I am an essential worker" 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5742 “But I didn’t ask for the world, I asked for you to do the dishes, you’ll have to take it back.” 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5743 Apparently, enduring eternal punishment from the gods counts as essential work.” 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
5744 Atlaaaaaas(t) my baby’s leaving home 🎶 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5745 Hun, I don't know about those sandals..." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5746 ... The burden of the world is less than the burden of meeting your needs 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5747 And you're no Liz Lemon, Karen. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5748 For God’s sake, Atlas, don’t drop the ball on this... again.” 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5749 Can you take the recycling on your way out, too?” 🙄 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5750 Remember, that goes in compost! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5751 Yes, I can pick up more yeast on the way home." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5752 Atlas works from home 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5753 We're over. Ask Hercules to be your quarantine buddy." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5754 When I said gatherings of more than two were not allowed, I didn't mean this. 1.2222 0.03514 81 67 13 1
5755 Well they said I was essential, Karen, what do you want me to do? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5756 And god created the earth during quarantine 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5757 One of the other gods spilled some tea on this one, we’ll bring you a new one soon.” 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5758 Lighten your load they said, it would be fine, they said" 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5759 This is why it never worked, you always had to carry the weight of everyone else on your back" 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5760 So much for climate change, we need planet change! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5761 Let me take it to a safe place 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5762 You're sure it's not getting heavier? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5763 “Ma, why didn’t you name me Kyle?” 1.2222 0.04303 81 67 12 2
5764 It feels like I’ve got the world on my shoulders... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5765 Well, it’s about time you took a turn, I’ll be able to finish my coffee.” 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5766 Honey, who sold you the world? David Bowie? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5767 Please don’t start with the “I told you so,” I obviously already knew. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5768 atlas: “apparently i’m an essential worker...?” pleione: *shrugs* 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5769 Looks like the world to me 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5770 You use to be my whole world 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5771 Off to my shift at the grocery store! See you tonight, honey! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5772 ‘My body, my choice’ 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
5773 You're not responsible enough, I'm giving it back to Atlas." 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5774 Well I can’t return it now, I got free 2-day delivery, but you can set it out with the recycling.” 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5775 I suppose you’d like me to shrug this off too! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5776 I told you I didn’t want it inside! Now it’s all warm and iffy... 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5777 You’re bringing it back, right? “ 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5778 You better not be late for dinner” 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5779 The Jones’s has a flatter curve. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5780 Fine, I’ll just leave it on the stoop. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5781 Remember to take out the garbage” 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5782 "are you kidding me? A new job? With this economy?!!" 1.2222 0.02187 72 61 10 1
5783 Oh all right. I’ll remember not to shrug next time. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5784 Like they deserve all my hard work! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5785 Well you said you wanted the whole world in your hands. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5786 Yeah, yeah, don’t shrug, I know.” 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5787 This giant turd was your problem, ma’am. You’re solar system should be flowing smoothly again. 1.2222 0.05316 72 56 14 1
5788 I see a world. You see a monkey. What’s new? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5789 Yes dear, it is easier if I bend at the knees. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5790 What in the world are you carrying? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5791 Now do you know where you're going,dear? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5792 You think YOU'RE sick of working from home? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5793 Trying to relieve my back pain with the warming globe. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5794 You know there are better ways of asking for a raise. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5795 Work/life balance 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5796 Couldn't find the moon! I'll be back to make another new one. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5797 Yeah, yeah. I got it. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5798 History shows world a safe return to sunshine and fresh air after quarantine 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5799 WTF Henry, is this a Geographic or Projected coordinate system? I can't tell, and I'm staring right at it..! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5800 Just don't drop the ball this time... 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5801 Could you grab me a mask? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5802 Dom't forget, we have that thing at 6:00 o'clock. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5803 At least I'm working. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5804 No, I can’t drop your blouse off at the cleaners. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5805 No, you have a good day. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5806 Oh yeah, you try it 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5807 He said he wouldn't leave me for the world... 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5808 Someone's gotta' save the planet" 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5809 To hell with the governor. I've got work to do 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5810 5th Avenue. Where do you think I’m going? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5811 That’s a crazy idea, Ayn! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5812 Just hand me my coffee! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5813 It's going to be a rough day at work. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5814 I’ll bring this back once you start washing your darn hands! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5815 And precisely what time do you have in mind for me to pick up the laundry and a gallon of milk? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5816 It's fine. Take the car. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
5817 I haven't had a day off in 4.5 billion years. 1.2222 0.04298 72 57 15 0
5818 I suppose the world does belong better outside. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5819 If you think this lets you off taking out the garbage, mister, you are sadly mistaken. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5820 You’re the one who asked me to remind you about mowing the lawn. I don’t see why you’re getting so indignant about it. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
5821 Now d-. I know do not take it to the wrong address!! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
5822 I'm off to my shift at the ER. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5823 The gravity of this job is mounting up. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5824 _I'm taking it to the dry cleaners. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5825 Oh, Yeah! You have to bake for your BOOK CLUB 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5826 Now be careful with that; someone could get hurt. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5827 Maude wasn’t a fan of Greek myth theme night and opted to stay home. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5828 This was lighter a couple of weeks ago. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5829 Pick it up at the store yourself! 1.2222 0.03263 72 60 11 1
5830 Stay safe?!? I'm within six feet of every person on Earth! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5831 Call me when it’s over. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5832 We’ ll try and get this fixed... 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5833 Yeah. It makes your ass look bigger. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5834 I still don't see why you won't cosplay with me 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5835 I know dear... after I set up in the Plaza... I need at least six feet a space around me. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5836 I told you if you put the toga party on Facebook, the world and his wife would show up. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5837 Start packing - my green card application was rejected because your parents said I couldn't support you. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5838 I just don't think we're going to get anything for it. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5839 Sounded like Zeus sentenced me to carry either this or your anus, so whatcha expect me to do? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
5840 Yes, Atlas, I know it’s a job but it’s thankless and the pay is bad” 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5841 It's gonna be hard to exchange without the receipt. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5842 My mask is in the laundry. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5843 Yes, I'll get milk! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
5844 It ain't heavy. It's our Mother. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5845 I didn't say keeping house wasn't a heavy burden. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5846 Honey, you may want to try using your shoulders.” 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
5847 You put it down for one minute... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
5848 -I'm going to find a new world - this one's not working 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
5849 No, I’d love some more baked bread, thank you.” 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
5850 Honey, I told you: you can't do telework with it. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
5851 Such a drama queen!” 1.2208 0.04384 77 64 11 2
5852 Just leave it on the porch - I’m all out of hand sanitizer. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
5853 Her name is “Ayn.” Not “Ann.” 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
5854 Wow, this is getting heavier” 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
5855 Zeus said masks are optional. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
5856 You've taken carrying the world's problem on your back too seriously 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
5857 It’s not like I have to carry the whole world on my SHOULDERS! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
5858 I need to lose some weight. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
5859 you can't seriously be trying to convince me you can't work from home" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5860 That looks uncomfortable 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5861 You think it’s silly! You don’t know Zeus! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5862 If you were supportive, you wouldn't say Sisyphean. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5863 Oh, just carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders as part of my at-home workout! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5864 It will get a lot lighter when we get a vaccine 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5865 This comic looks sexist enough to appear in the 1960s, Ethel. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5866 Hey honey before I leave, do you know any place that I can drop off a 4.5 billion years old piece of garbage? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5867 I know it' s about individual education, but can I get the same homework as Phoebe? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
5868 Took you more than 2000 years to find that lever, eh? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5869 I’m off to my celestial body balance class” 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
5870 Just gonna take this out for a quick wash. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5871 Yes, lift with my legs - I know! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5872 “What happened to the messenger bag I got you?” 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5873 Atlas? You’re going the wrong way. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5874 I’m considered ‘essential’” 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
5875 No, Karen, I didn’t ask about the return policy. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5876 And don't you ever bring work home again! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5877 I think they caught a virus, honey, I’m gonna take them to the doctor 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
5878 What is it today, Atlas? Opening up the economy right away or saving lives? Or maybe to drink disinfectant or not to drink? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5879 If I can find a hoop big enough, I'm going to slam dunk it! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
5880 Is this what you meant by an over-shoulder bolder-holder? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
5881 If Sisyphus calls, tell him our therapy group won't be meeting on account of this virus thing. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5882 ...and the worst part is, that turtle is taking the credit! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5883 The human version of the Dung Beetle 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
5884 ... subbing for Atlas Today. " 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
5885 It's a big responsibility, Karen. Everyone says "Oh, Sisyphus, that's a guy who never achieves anything!" At least I'm making them feel better about themselves right now. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5886 I’m not sure why, but I am certain it is an essential job! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
5887 ‘ Dear, Please take the rubbish out ? ‘ 1.2179 0.05209 78 65 10 3
5888 This isn’t for TikTok!” 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
5889 Are you sure you don’t want to stay for breakfast, Atlas? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
5890 Yea. Yea. Every day, it's the same thing. Why can't I come first just once? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
5891 There is NO WAY Atlas shrugged! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
5892 I said six feet.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5893 I don't care if showing the play on Zoom doesn't feel the same Linda, I got the part and I'm playing God, dammit" 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5894 I told you, Marge, I’m ‘essential.’” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5895 I wouldn’t have agreed with Zeus if I had known it wasn’t inflatable.” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5896 This is heavier then the flu! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5897 These home workouts are surprisingly versatile.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5898 Titanomachy sounded so cool... Now look at me, schlepping this screwed up thing around for all eternity. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5899 And don’t forget to take out the trash” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5900 ..and stop letting the dog chase me down the street. This isn’t a ball, for Zeus’ sake.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5901 Sorry, honey—Zeus’ orders! I’m essential.” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5902 I think I forgot my keys." 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5903 “You’ve got to stop bringing your work home with you” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5904 Give me a break, Karen. I literally have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5905 The world not going to carry itself dear" 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5906 I told you to take that dirty thing outside 1.2174 0.04784 69 56 12 1
5907 Remind me to schedule with the Chiropractor when this is over." 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5908 ‘Atlas’ the original essential service worker... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5909 I’ll get the door on my way out 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5910 “Have a good day at work, honey!” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5911 If you had gotten the more expensive flat version it would be easier to carry around", "I'm no Rockefeller" 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5912 I’m trying to save the world ! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5913 She finally got a day off " 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5914 Ya’ll don’t deserve her, so I’m taking her home. Enjoy your dalgona coffee, Sharon. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5915 I lost the receipt but hopefully I can get store credit 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5916 Don't wait up, honey 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5917 Not resentful, huh?" 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5918 ‘How many times have I told you not to do that, I’m putting it where you can’t get to it’ 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5919 Really dear, no need to be so dramatic 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5920 Are you headed to the dry cleaner or the car wash? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5921 I know I should have had it looked at when it was just a little bump. I know that now Barbara.” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5922 “Well, carrying the world is way easier than one more conversation with you “ 🤣 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
5923 Can you pick up milk on your way home? We’re almost out.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5924 I’m not gonna get any camera time protesting in my scrubs anymore! 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
5925 So you’re finally getting that globe fixed ? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5926 That one goes between Venus and Mars in the boudoir.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5927 Have a good day, Honey, and, don’t forget...social distancing! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5928 He still doesn't get what, "The whole world in His hands," means. 1.2174 0.04316 69 55 14 0
5929 Ya put it down for 5 MINUTES... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5930 Want me to pick up everything while I’m out?” 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5931 My doctor told me I'm carrying all my stress in my back. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5932 You wanted the world,I got you the world" 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5933 Dear, it really means a world to me" 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5934 Don't drop it. You don't want to ruin the new carpet, it cost a bomb. 1.2174 0.03790 69 59 8 2
5935 Hasta La Vista Baby! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5936 I got to get a new job, these hobbies aren't working out. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5937 Well...good luck! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5938 Agnes wondered if Frank had remembered to add the cat's biscuits to the grocery list. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5939 Nah, it’s better than home office. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5940 Have a great day Atlas 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5941 We had to get the loft... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5942 We should work on a "NO RETURNS" policy 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5943 Honey, isn’t crashing the Flat Earth Society meeting as Atlas carrying the world a little too much? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5944 Really? Just so you don't have to do the lawn? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5945 Pilates training program, Zeus said so. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5946 This is even more painful than it looks 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5947 “it’s not about the journey, Karen” 1.2174 0.04061 69 56 11 1
5948 Bring TP when you come back. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5949 My online trainer told me it was a good at-home alternative to dumbbells.” 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5950 « Jeez, I never knew you were such a germaphobe » 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5951 There's no Shrug Life for essential workers." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5952 “At least my chiropractor is also considered an essential worker” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5953 Don’t worry, it’s a temporary burden 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5954 I heard they’re opening states up, Atlas.“ 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5955 I hear you Pleione—I shouldn’t have sided with the Titans. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5956 Pretty sure you can’t return it without a receipt...” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5957 Just 7.5 billion more years until retirement. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5958 I guess everyone has a little, or a lot, of global anxiety right now. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5959 Yes Pleione, your needs are my top priority. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5960 I'd help, but I'm not wearing the right shoes for it. 1.2174 0.05605 69 58 8 3
5961 doctor says it will help my lower back pain 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5962 How many times do I have to tell you, no shoes in the house! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5963 It's lighter than my cross, love. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5964 At least it’s not Uranus. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5965 I thought I could stop too. But they deemed my job essential. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5966 I know we haven't been on vacation for awhile, but stop acting as if the world just revolves around you 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5967 Don't forget your mask! Don't forget your mask!" ...As if I don't already have enough to worry about 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5968 Pangea weights. 1.2174 0.03790 69 59 8 2
5969 Oh, you're so strong. Can I marry you? 1.2174 0.01925 69 57 9 1
5970 If I were you, I would just drop the whole thing. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
5971 If only he would hand it over. I could do a better job in my bunny slippers. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5972 Atlas. You've got this. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5973 And don't forget to pick up a quart of milk. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5974 Harry, when I said you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, it was just a metaphor. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5975 You saw nothing. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5976 Just let it roll after that peak, OK? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5977 Next time you come over, leave your work at the office 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5978 You know, it's much lighter without all those old people, poor people and those people who look different than us. Have a nice day, dear! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5979 I hate it when the turttle calls in sick 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5980 Dottie, I'll text you or Prometheus if I'm going to be later than 5:30. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5981 Yeah,I know,I used to carry it around under my left arm. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5982 I think I’m just going to leave this out on the front porch for a few weeks 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5983 I’ll be right back for the recycling. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5984 The big boss says I'm essential. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5985 Off to world bowling league tonight 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5986 You really don't have to celebrate Earth Day like this. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5987 I heard you. I'll get milk on the way home. Like I don't have enough to do. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5988 Yeah Ma, I remember: 'Someday you feel the world on YOUR shoulders.' 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5989 Globalization is killing me. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5990 I'll take out the garbage later. Stop nagging. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5991 Here I go, off to save the world. For god's sake, wear a mask if you go out. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5992 Yeah yeah, at least I ain’t Sisyphus! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5993 I'm sick Sisyphus and all his whining, at least he gets to walk down hill half the time. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5994 wish i could social distance this 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5995 I'm dressed for the job I want. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5996 Are you sure that you qualify as an essential worker? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5997 Just text me the grocery list, Etta. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5998 Yep, I checked and I double-checked. I AM considered an essential worker. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5999 Try not to drop it again ... because if you break it we can’t afford to buy it and I hear it’s pretty hard to get a loan right now. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6000 I'm going to kick Aynn Rands Ass 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6001 %&*# -That's the way we all feel ! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6002 Working from home wasn't much different from the office. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6003 That’s what you get for fighting on the wrong side 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6004 I’ll be back to get Mars 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6005 It's not high enough. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6006 This way if Zeus punishes me, I'll have experience 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6007 Need me to take out the trash, too? 1.2174 0.01460 69 57 11 0
6008 Maybe now, Dr. Verdant will believe me. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6009 You shrug! I’m lugging. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6010 You could always go back to piano removals. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6011 I'll be late - meeting at the U.N. after work. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6012 Zeus couldn't stand the fact that I was once a 97 pound weakling. 1.2174 0.04784 69 56 12 1
6013 Don't just shrug at me young man, get to work!!! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6014 Great. I promise you the sky and you give me the world... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6015 I don't have enough on my back, you have to start too? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6016 Really? Those sandals are so least season . 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6017 Honey, you really are a hero for taking out the trash! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6018 No shrugging 1.2174 0.05792 69 53 11 2
6019 Throw it away,it's too polluted. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6020 It looks heroic but is there a large baby carrier or something? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6021 I don't care if the Joneses have a full scale one. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6022 I'll just bring the paper next time. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6023 I don't like it either, Martha, but apparently I'm an essential worker. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6024 You could at least pick up coffee. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6025 Even Hercules isn't strong enought to social distance. 1.2174 0.04316 69 55 14 0
6026 You shouldn't carry the weight of the world on your back. You should carry it on your shoulders. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6027 ...Again? ... Atlas, we've been over this. That was the heavens, this is the model earth for my geography class 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6028 Snookums, I know that Sisyphus is working from home, but he is not an essential employee. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6029 Fine. I should have said something instead of just shrugging, but I hardly think you need to kick me out over it. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6030 C'mon, Alice! It's just a three day vacation. Make up your mind before tectonic shift joins Africa and South America! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6031 Seems like a personal problem. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6032 Would you stop humming," Got the world on a string..." 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6033 The next time you order one, buy the damn paperback" 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
6034 I know you have a lot on your plate, but please don't forget the milk this time, dear. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6035 I’m outa here. The world has gotten too heavy. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6036 I still don’t see how I am considered an essential worker. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6037 Yeah, I shrug, You ask about the dishes so I shrug 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6038 Of course you'd think my job wasn't essential. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6039 Hercules, you take that right back to Atlas! And be a dear and bring me some golden apples while you’re out. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
6040 I've been saying this for eternity, but today is going to be different. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
6041 These crossfit drills are getting out of hand. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
6042 Next year, I'm giving this to you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6043 I'm stuck with this terrestial globe instead of carrying celestial spheres....oh the pain of a common misconception! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
6044 I'm sure you could use a new vacuum cleaner, but I have more serious problems here! 1.2174 0.03790 69 59 8 2
6045 Taking it back to the ancient times.” “Ok, wear a mask though.” 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
6046 Sorry but it's too much of a responsibilty, I didnt realise I actually had to take care of it, is there anything a little more low maintenance ?" 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6047 I am Sisyphus. Just came to take the eternal burden of the world. Again. 1.2162 0.04622 74 60 13 1
6048 "Oh God, its heavy." 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
6049 I tested positive for antibodies 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
6050 Can you pick up my dry cleaning on the way home? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
6051 It’s too much. I’m taking it back to Greta. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
6052 “You can’t come in here with all those germs. Get a mask & some gloves or Imma call Cuomo.” 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
6053 I know you have to rebuild everything, but wear your PPE!! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
6054 I know it was the last one at the shelter, but how would we take care of it when we go back to work?” 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
6055 Ok, I'll go get it. Not like I'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
6056 Trash day was yesterday, Harold.” 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6057 I told you Carol, my job IS essential!" 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6058 I said I appreciate the the grocery run, but I think you’re exaggerating here, Tim” 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6059 I thought I could lift the weight off my shoulders , but it all ended up as a pain in the back 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6060 Doc said I need a backeotomy 1.2143 0.04940 70 60 7 3
6061 Actually, I DO mind if you ask me to pick up some milk on the way home. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6062 This metaphor is heavy. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6063 Yes it's old technology but my GPS broke. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6064 I told you we should get the red one." 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6065 I’ve got the whole world in my hands but someone else is getting the royalty payment. “ 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6066 Why don't you please stay home? You broke it so I need to go get it fixed before our kids find out. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6067 Zeus said it’ll only be a temp job!” 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6068 When are they going to learn to look after it themselves?! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6069 “if I’m not essential who is?” 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6070 Yes, I do have a good reason to leave home”. 1.2143 0.05240 84 71 9 4
6071 Under the burden of World, world: I have your back WORKER. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6072 I need to update the return policy.” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6073 I can't wait until they deliver my new GPS. My back is killing me." 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6074 If it dies it dies. My body my choice. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6075 This one seems to be dying. I am gonna exchange it for a greener one. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6076 The myth of Sissyphic man-god. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6077 Hey...don’t just take it anywhere!” 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
6078 Which way is Wall Street?” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6079 Don’t mind me. I’m fine” 1.2143 0.05145 70 58 10 2
6080 You would think with GPS that people no longer needed an Atlas. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6081 Sorry, Ma’am, I know this lockdown’s tough but Hercules wants it back 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6082 Pick up coffee at Fairway? Can't you see I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6083 I'll bet the Bekins guy didn't have to work this hard! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6084 You can have everything else. Except my tools. I’ll be back for my tools. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6085 Why don't you get dressed and share some of the responsibility. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6086 GIGO. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6087 Back soon - I have an appointment with the chiropractor. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6088 My virtual yoga instructor called this one "Atlas". 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6089 No wonder the Thinker is all hunched over... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6090 Ummm. . . .Aren’t you supposed to be working from home? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6091 Well, maybe you'd like me to shift the weight of this to my shoulders, Mabel, so you can have your spot back! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6092 If Zeus calls, tell him that I'm out walking his world. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6093 Here I am carrying the weight of the world and all you can say is that I should get an MBA to fit in with the other husbands in the neighborhood. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6094 No, I don't want a "a nice cup of tea". I've got an appointment with my chiropractor! 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6095 What's Trump going to do with that old thing? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6096 All I ever asked for was a little support. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6097 No, toga night with the boys!!! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
6098 It’s how I get the moon to revolve around the earth. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6099 How many times have I told you, Atlas? Carry it on your shoulders, not your back. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6100 I’ll put it on my shoulders when I get to work. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6101 Sometimes Janice, I really wonder why I bother ... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6102 I'm sure my yoga teacher won't mind. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6103 Get that thing outta here. Carry it up mountain if you have to. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6104 Straighten up. You look like you're carrying the world on your back. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6105 Have a nice day, dear, and try not to make me go up hill all day. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6106 The Andes are still a pain in the back. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6107 Harold, stop being so dramatic. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6108 You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6109 They’ve made such a mess of it, I’m dropping it off at the laundry to have it cleaned again! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6110 Fauci, honey, I just don’t think the sandals work on you. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
6111 I'll be back, same time as usual. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6112 I like it better when I was responsible for Pluto. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6113 I don't want to hear about your nine months. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
6114 Like, I don't have enough responsibilities already, now you want me to pick up groceries on the way home? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
6115 Fine then...I'm taking my world and going home. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
6116 Got that? Ok. I’ll be here when you get back. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
6117 Globalization is a bitch!” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6118 “Helen it will not fit in our washing machine.” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
6119 You don’t rock’n’roll my world anymore! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
6120 One word and I'll shrug. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
6121 I have to return it, they postponed the Olympics 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6122 Hmmm, it's a bit heavier this morning. 1.2133 0.05299 75 63 9 3
6123 I was okay with them right up till the obesity epidemic. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
6124 Give it a shove--I said, "on my shoulders!" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
6125 You look more like Promiscuous than Prometheus 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
6126 Finally, Karl, your narcissistic savior complex serves a purpose...I’ll be right here with my Folgers cause actually this cup of joe is the whole world in my hands 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6127 This working-from-home thing sucks. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
6128 I'll be back once I take out the trash. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
6129 It's all about the glutes these days. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6130 don’t forget the receipt!” 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6131 With the gym closed it's the closest I'll get to leg day" 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6132 “What are you doing with that?” “It’s been voted out too, I’m putting it in the backyard with Pluto.” 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6133 Don’t forget to hold it in front of you when you get on the Q.” 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6134 You really should broaden your horizons, Atlant 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6135 Be careful please I don’t want any of that stuff on my door jam 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6136 And don't think you can keep my old t-shirt, I'll make a second trip for it. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6137 Would you mind getting the door? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
6138 It could have been worse - Zeus almost made me carry Jupiter. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6139 On the contrary, Karen, I think I’m highly essential! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6140 Atlas did not shrug. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
6141 If one more jackass offers me a lever and shows me a place to stand, I'm gonna smack him. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6142 Yes dear, I washed my hands. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6143 No, I don't want a cup of coffee to go! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6144 Seriously? Bring you the newspaper from the porch before I go to work?!? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6145 Yes, there is probably a little tiny person on this planet, doing exactly the same thing! 1.2113 0.05081 71 59 10 2
6146 Only 5 billion years more until our deadbeat Sun takes this off my back. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
6147 Yeah, yeah, Gary. And I have to go to Costco. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
6148 It would be a lot easier if the sea levels didn't keep rising. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
6149 It’s not a tumor!” 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
6150 I'm sorry Atlas. But this time, you can't just shrug this off! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
6151 You think YOU have the world on your shoulders! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
6152 This may be my last Titan War reenactment. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
6153 Are the neighbors pressure washing again or is it the four horseman? 1.2090 0.05225 67 56 9 2
6154 Remember honey, Amazon customers are counting on you for their hair color 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6155 Honey, remember to wash your hands after you deliver it. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6156 Earth Day sale, limited time only 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6157 I NEVER should have lent it to you in the first place! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6158 Essential workers right now. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6159 You really do over exaggerate." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6160 I can’t remember what day it is anymore. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6161 Looks like I pulled a Steve Harvey and have the prize to the wrong contestant.” 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6162 Trump trying to make America great again 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
6163 Thanks for opening the door for me today.” 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6164 mom, im moving out 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6165 You sure you wanna declutter that too? You know how happy they make you with their "life or death" problems. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6166 Guess you can’t trust anyone with your burdens these days” 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6167 Essential service my ass. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6168 Get the door would you? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6169 Q1 appriasal with Zeus. Need to tell him that I need a much bigger team this year to handle this" 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6170 What do you mean you forgot to buy bird seed? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6171 Honey, how many times have I told you to not bring your work home? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6172 No. I don’t want your help. It was just be nice if you offered...” 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6173 Honey, I'm taking out the trash" 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6174 Stop being so dramatic, honey. We’re all stressed. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6175 And you can’t even find time to clean the garage 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6176 Wouldn't it be easier if it were more two dimensional 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6177 ‘Well jeez honey, it’s just a zoom presentation. I think the pressure’s off’ 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6178 Ayn Rand says just Shrug..." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6179 It’s his earth day, ok. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6180 “This is why you went to med school” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6181 That’s it. I’m taking charge. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6182 So it wasn’t just the pandemic that had you kicking me out onto the couch Karen, was it! 1.2090 0.04773 67 55 11 1
6183 She also needs some fresh air” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6184 Off to see the news people again, dear?” 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6185 I didn’t think those cans of beans I used yesterday were challenging enough. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6186 You wouldn’t believe what happened this time” -Sisyphus 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6187 Remind me why I am considered an essentiel worker again ?" 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6188 And this time, remember the toilet paper.” 1.2090 0.05225 67 56 9 2
6189 Have you at least washed your hands for the proper 20 seconds?” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6190 With the world on my back, I will probably be home late for dinner." 1.2090 0.04273 67 54 13 0
6191 I still think that an outfit is worse than a tweet for people to sympathize on our strugle!" 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6192 Honey the New Yorker messed up its Greek myths again. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6193 Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere, they’re in each other all along…” captioned in 13th century by rumi 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6194 I’ll be back. This old thing needs repairs. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6195 Yes Ayn I understand that, but I still feel like I ought to carry this burden for others. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6196 I hope you remembered to wash your hands, Atlas." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6197 No, they haven’t told me how many more days I have to bring it home. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6198 I’m going to return this - must be faulty” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6199 Never skip leg day." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6200 You said the truck didn’t pass yet, right?” 1.2090 0.06214 67 55 8 3
6201 But yesterday when it was my turn to do that honey, I did it while feeding the kids, folding laundry, running the dishwasher, writing work emails and having dinner ready by 7.” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6202 Mallus, I said get me Remdesivir from Gilead, not create a sphere from the Iliad. 🌎 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6203 I may be a while - gotta do a whole reboot & re-install for this 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6204 Asia's on the other side, dear. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6205 That’s the fourth repair this month” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6206 Atlas, I know you think you’re essential. You’re not. I want a divorce. Going back to bed now.” Karen 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6207 @newyorkermag "I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't got it" 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6208 i’m off to the therapist....then the chiropractors” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6209 Atlas, I told you to get it out of here, it’s infested 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6210 Enjoy your coffee, I'll get the door." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6211 Come on, we all know that thing is a blow up toy, Steve. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6212 My sister told me to tell you make sure to take acetaminophen instead of ibuprofen!” 1.2090 0.04000 67 56 10 1
6213 At last, I’m leaving.” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6214 Why Zeus cannot understand that you are one of the non-essential workers?" 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6215 The 21 billion ashtrays, the 17 billion paddle games, and the 84 billion remote controls and that’s all I need! And these matches...” 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6216 Don’t worry. It’ll be easy to keep my distance. Can’t you see how big this thing is? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6217 To the moon, Alice! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6218 He may have the whole world in His hands - and that’s great for Him, but it’s MY ass on the Maginot line. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6219 My shoulders couldn’t handle the world’s problems 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6220 But I took it out last week! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6221 Yeah, yeah, I'll clean out the gutters tomorrow. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6222 As I always say, "It ain't heavy, its my planet". 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6223 Don't wait up tonight--the boss wants me to work for all eternity again. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6224 If Netflix did 'Weight of the Crown' for Elizabeth, they'll do 'Weight of the World' for me. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6225 Is your boss really making you go into work, Atlas? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6226 I almost forgot, garbage pick up is today. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6227 It's not easy when your back-story has the weight of the world. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6228 Atlas, that Newton guy has been clear. It's gravity's job now. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6229 ...and I also need a haircut, Karen 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6230 This planetitis is killing my back. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6231 Ugh! I much prefer the ‘itty bitty baby.’ 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6232 I gotta drop this off at the cleaners. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6233 You said you had the world—“ “The string broke! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6234 Sisyphus celebrates Earth Day. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6235 Don’t worry , I’ll bring home the sun. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6236 No, I can't pick up any milk on the way home. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6237 Does my bum look big in this? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6238 Finally taking the trash out. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6239 It turns out I'm an essential employee. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6240 If I’m not back by dinner call Atlantis 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6241 It's quite apparent you do Not have the world on a string!!!! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6242 Need to take this to the dry cleaners ! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6243 I hope you're enjoying this. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6244 No, it’s not recyclable. It’s going into the trash. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6245 Yes, goddammit, I’ll pick up lactose-free milk on the way home. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6246 We could just call for an ambulance. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6247 Just shut the door behind me, will you? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6248 Shovel the driveway, and start your car..... right Alice.... Anything else??? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6249 You got a grip on that one, Jesus? Good, that's one down and the rest of the universe to go. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6250 If I'd scored higher on the SAT, I'd be in Rockefeller Center today! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6251 No, I'll be late for my turtle! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6252 Have you tried meditation? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6253 OOHH! My aching back! 1.2090 0.01504 67 60 7 0
6254 I can’t believe I’ve been promoting Earth Day for 50 years and you still think wearing pink bunny slippers is socially acceptable. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6255 Atlas shrugged my ass! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6256 Be right back honey, just had a sudden craving for pickles and ice cream 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6257 I thought a career as a Titan would be great, but it’s been really weighing on me. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6258 Because the free trainer lady on Zoom said to do it this way! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6259 Look what you've done to him! I'm taking him back home now! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6260 You know why Sisyphus was happy? At least he had a job to go to. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6261 Just in case people can’t tell how I feel. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6262 And if Mrs. Zeus calls you, don’t say anything revolutionary. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6263 It's called Roman bowling. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6264 G.P.S is on the fritz again. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6265 I'll be home after I pose for that sculptor. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6266 Be right back as soon as I unload this mess. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6267 And you said I'd never use it! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6268 Really, Dan, you are taking your job way too seriously... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6269 But today is the day of rest. I hope you're getting overtime, at least. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6270 Now, dear, be careful not to drop it. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6271 Something feels different. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6272 Where’s your mask and gloves? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6273 If Sisyphus calls to whine again, tell him to complain to someone who cares. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6274 Wouldn’t it be easier to roll it-anyway? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6275 If you don’t take care of your things, I’ll have to take them away. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6276 Can’t you just use your phone? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6277 I’ll see you on the other side. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6278 But, did you pack a sweater? 1.2090 0.03388 67 55 12 0
6279 Holy Moses, you seem to carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6280 They say I'm essential but no damned mask and no paid sick leave. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6281 It's easier with serviceable shoes. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6282 Heavy as it is, It a better position in the Pantheon than a white shroud, wings, and playing a harp all day! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6283 If I'm not back by five don't wait up, this could take a while. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6284 No...please, enjoy your little shortsighted pleasures. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6285 I know you call it cos-play, but this is the fifth time I've found you in my shoes. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6286 Can you tell me if I'm pointing to Rome? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6287 I'm just taking it to the laundromat. It won't fit in our washer and it needs sanitizing. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6288 Jim! Are you sure you're Okay? You look like you have the weight of the world on you shoulders. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6289 God may have burdened you with holding up the heavens but you sure couldn’t do it without your gifted booty. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6290 Hercules is gonna have to spot me for a minute, I have to go to the chiropractor. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
6291 It's easy for you to say, Ayn; it's not your job. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6292 "I'm going out to shrug." 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6293 Yeah, right. You don’t hear Sisyphus complaining. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6294 Everybody is bored and looking for something to do. I’m going out to see if I can find somebody to take this off my back. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6295 And you better not be wearing those rabbit ear slippers when I get back either! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6296 Atlas overslept 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6297 Oh shit! I forgot the frickin' face mask. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6298 No,we are NOT all in the same boat! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6299 A new stone for Sysiphus? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6300 The Washington Monument is killing me this morning. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6301 I tried telling them it is a myth that I provide and essential service. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6302 Fine! I‘ll bring in the cans then I’ll uphold the celestial heavens! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6303 I said it's time to wait in the world, not time for the weight of the world. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6304 Honey, don’t forget to pick up milk on your way back. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6305 Why on earth did you ever introduce me to Ayn Rand? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6306 I feel like Trump. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6307 I'd rather have the weight of the world on my back, rather than to stay at home everyday with you. 1.2090 0.05839 67 54 10 2
6308 The days don't get any more average. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6309 I don't care if they told us to stay inside. What could happen? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6310 Hercules, you're going to throw your back out. You can't take the trash out quite like you used to. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6311 Don't drop it! Remember this is the 50th anniversary of Earth Day, dear. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6312 Consider your warranty voided! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
6313 ...because I am an essential worker. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6314 Frankly, I hope it is the end of the world." 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6315 I'm an ESSENTIAL WORKER, Martha. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
6316 We must imagine Atlas happy." --Sisyphus 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
6317 Sissy,what's all the fuss? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6318 Why can’t I be non-essential? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6319 I will give it up when your mother leaves. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6320 Everyone is going to notice my sandals. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
6321 Judith, I just can’t bear it here anymore. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6322 I hope there’s free returns on defective items. s 1.2083 0.04167 72 60 11 1
6323 Ayn Rand was correct ! . 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6324 Can't find the leash 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6325 I said I love this robe... not throw out the globe!!” 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6326 I'd say this is most essential essential service. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
6327 Atlas Sm-atlas! Get off my back! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
6328 It's been getting increasingly lighter over the past month 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6329 Can you get my Icy-Hot dear? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
6330 Would you just hand me the keys like I asked? You are not my only responsibility dammit! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6331 Atlas, you're shrugging. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
6332 Atlas- I’m taking the world too 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6333 Laura, you don’t need this thing right?” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
6334 Can you try opening the windows too? This thing just keeps getting warmer.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
6335 Don't bring her home again! 1.2078 0.06494 77 67 4 6
6336 I’ll find it. Got the GPS. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
6337 Nice lady. One day under the 6,000-year return policy! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
6338 Is it still under the weather? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
6339 Is it me or does the world seem heavier since COVID 19? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
6340 Recently... it has felt a lot heavier 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
6341 I’ll be back, Ma. Just taking Earth out to get a new perspective 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6342 🎶 Na-na-na-nanana-nanana, hey Jude 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6343 Honey, can you grab me my mask?” 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6344 Sisyphus shows his wife the real meaning of climate change 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6345 I'll be back in another 100 years with a solution 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6346 gravity is failing again" 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6347 Can you please grab the door?” 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6348 You should see what this does for my glutes 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6349 I don't think you have this social distancing thing down yet, hon. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6350 No honey, I haven't gotten the promotion yet 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6351 I'll give the refunds later. For now, I'm taking this back to the shop. You ain't the right owner." 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6352 Let's take it out. Seems like the only one day that they care about it. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6353 And you’re sure you can’t work from home?” 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6354 You think your job is hard? I actually have to run it, and now it’s all over zoom!” 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6355 Reopening America doesn’t work like that...” 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6356 It’s part of my at-home workout routine 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6357 Shouldn't you be self-isolating? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6358 The repair could take anywhere from 6-8 months. We’ll call you.” @tiffanymnelson0 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6359 Honey, can't you work from home today? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6360 The doctor said it was a harmless growth 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6361 Seems like I mastered the home workout squats 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6362 2020 is my year 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6363 I can’t believe they’re still making me go into the office. It’d be so much easier to do my job from home.” 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6364 You're not worthy. I'm taking this with me." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6365 You shouldn't go outside. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6366 No Atti, I said pick up the Heavens!" 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6367 Hey Martha, I forgot to wear the mask, can you fetch it for me?" 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6368 This does not bring me joy any longer, honey. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6369 This earth is becoming too much of a burden to carry nowadays, I think I'll put it down for a while" 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
6370 It’s ok, honey. I got it.” 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6371 The shrug heard around the world 🌎🤷🏼‍♀️ 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6372 Have a great day at work, honey 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6373 Ok and did you say half and half, or whole milk? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6374 God always said, "Don't play ball in the house." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6375 This is what happens when you turn off my alarm, Linda! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6376 Playtime is over 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6377 My life long dream was to be a Harlem Globe Trotter. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6378 This is the smallest one they had 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6379 I prefer 10 pin myself 1.2059 0.04940 68 53 14 0
6380 Peak capitalism 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6381 You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. 1.2059 0.03953 68 57 10 1
6382 I need earplugs... all they talk about now is the Coronavirus, 24/7. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6383 Your turn 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6384 Yes, dear, I'll remember the TP. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6385 Oh stop being so dramatic! The song has it in your hands! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6386 Why is it always my job to take out the trash? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6387 You could at least help by opening the door! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6388 Potus sez, "It's all downhill today!" 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6389 This is the last time I agree to think globally or view the world philosophically 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6390 To shrug or not to shrug, that is the question. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6391 That's it! I can't work from home anymore! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6392 What do you expect, Martha? I'm a Democrat! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6393 Three sixty five was already hell. What sadist dreams up leap year? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6394 Oh lordy, they moved out ages ago, please return to sender. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6395 Atlas takes out the trash. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6396 I'm seeing the ergonomics folks today! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6397 Who says the world’s getting smaller? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
6398 Alas Atlas, it does make your ass seem big 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6399 Be careful and maintain your 6' distance! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6400 Can't do. A mask would be the straw... 1.2059 0.04474 68 58 8 2
6401 Yeah....it would be easier if it were flat. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6402 Same Old, Same Old. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6403 AND I’ll close the door on my way out, too! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6404 I think I'm carrying a little extra weight these days. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
6405 I'll be back as soon as I drop this off for Sisyphus 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6406 30 Rock offered me a position 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6407 You can say that the burden of the world is in the palms of my hands. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
6408 Yes, I know you're busy too. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
6409 Another day, another denarii 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
6410 I told you Sheila! You hold it like this! It's gotta hurt! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
6411 'Yes dear...anything else? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6412 Well, I may be essential to them, but they're not essential to me! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
6413 Let's see, have I got everything? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
6414 If the job isn’t classified essential, I may be home for lunch 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
6415 I should have made it flat, it would be easier to carry" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
6416 At last, you’re leaving the house 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
6417 Oh I'm not carrying the weight of the world, I'm just squatting for my summer bod. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
6418 Honey, have you heard from John Galt yet? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
6419 The original is out for repair. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
6420 Just going in to work to replenish 1.2029 0.05091 69 58 9 2
6421 Don’t kink shame me, Doris. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6422 Is today Atlas day off? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6423 Don’t forget your mask and gloves!!” 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6424 Let’s see Hades do a better job! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6425 Ok, ok, will try to swap this for some planet B” 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6426 “Heracles will never know what hit him. Bye hon!” 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6427 "by Jupiter's might, you couldn't find a bigger one?" 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6428 Atlas, did you wash your hands? You don’t want to get your corona all over it. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6429 Healthcare workers leaving for their shift 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6430 These sandals are terrible for my arches 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6431 Is there any exchange offer? " 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6432 You can get off my back Karen" 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6433 Can you pick up some milk on your way back?” 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6434 And don’t forget the milk this time.” 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6435 Can you grab milk later? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
6436 Venus is going to laugh at me again, Sharon" 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6437 I thought you said you retired..” 1.2029 0.05296 69 55 12 1
6438 Atlas: the essential worker 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6439 ‘Careful dear. You have the weight of the world on your shoulders!’ 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6440 The wait of the world on our shoulders. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6441 "I have to bring it back to the past and kill the virus in the bud" 1.2029 0.05091 69 58 9 2
6442 We need to get some fresh air before they all kill each other. . 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6443 My humps, my globe, my humps, my humps. Check it out! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6444 the divorce was backbreaking 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
6445 Atlas Shrugged off the notion of children. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6446 Two Advils just doesn’t cut it, dear. 1.2029 0.03623 69 60 7 2
6447 Just because I mention retirement, doesn’t mean you have to panic.Get some groceries and come back, Seinfeld is on 1.2029 0.05493 69 59 7 3
6448 Oh my God. I thought Donald would do the Job. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6449 . "Now i really am a Globalist" 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6450 Have a good day dear.” Pleione to herself, “My mother told me to never marry a man with baggage.” 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6451 ... this is what the weight of the whole world on my back feels like, my dear ... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6452 Can’t you see my hands are full. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6453 I know I know "you have the whole world in your hands" blah blah but can you get me toilet paper? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6454 It’s been a while since I worked out my shoulders 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
6455 If off too work, its casual friday at the hospital today". 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6456 I wish the world would get off of my back long enough for me to stand up for it. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6457 This is getting to be more than a 9-5 job. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6458 If I drop the ball, somewhere has an 8.0 Earthquake 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6459 It's not heavy their my brothers! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6460 A little help here? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6461 Does this toga make my earth look big? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6462 I know, I know. "I've got the world by the tail" 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6463 They call me... `Coronavirus`! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6464 Can you put my mask on so I don’t drop it? Don’t want to cause mass destruction. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6465 Why do I have the desire to break into song," He's got the whole world in his hands" 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6466 I finally reached my tipping point. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6467 Australia keeps poking me in the back 1.2029 0.04653 69 57 11 1
6468 I tell you he has a Pottery Barn return policy. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6469 I hate national take your world to work day. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6470 At least the sky didn't give me back pain. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6471 For the last time, I’m not going to ask Zeus for a new company chariot! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6472 This just keeps getting heavier. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6473 Before you ask, no I don’t need your help. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6474 Hurry Up Atlas! You are what's considered an essential business. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
6475 It was heavy enough without this damn pandemic. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6476 We don't need it anymore so it's going to the trash. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6477 Honey, where's my globe? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6478 And “The Donald” thinks he has it tough 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6479 Well, technically the weight is really on my lower back, not my shoulders. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6480 If you strain your back, there’s no one to treat you! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6481 They offered me temp-to-perm 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6482 Get off my back! I've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6483 Boy, I wish I could telecommute! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6484 Another Monday. I'll be home at five. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
6485 I Can Handle It If Trump Get Out. 1.2029 0.05091 69 58 9 2
6486 It's harder on the back but easier on the stairs. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
6487 I honestly don't think I'm an essential worker right now. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
6488 Well, then you should have stayed with Hercules. 1.2029 0.05091 69 58 9 2
6489 I JUST ATE A BURRITO,HOPE I DON'T FART MY ASS IS POINTING TO CHINA 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
6490 I'm taking a Master Class 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
6491 I think I’m gonna give Venus a shot 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6492 Hope they don't realize I had six Irish coffees for breakfast. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
6493 Things are already tough out there. Whatever you do, don't shrug! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
6494 It's butt day. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
6495 I’m taking it out for a walk. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
6496 It’s the least I can do” 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6497 I was told that I am responsible for it being flawed.” 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6498 Thanks for picking it up, it's been sitting in the corner collecting dust for centuries". 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6499 It is getting heavier with the weight of your ignorance" 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
6500 I have to go in, the boss told me that I’m the most essential worker! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6501 Call if you’re going to be home late”... “Trust me, You’ll know” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
6502 I’ll hold it while you grab your mask.” 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6503 I have to take it to the Cleaners! You made it too dirty 🌏 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6504 Milennia holding this damn thing up and NOW Zeus says I'm "essential"!" 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6505 You wouldn’t understand, you’re not an essential worker.” 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6506 Still have to remind people the curve is the only thing that is flat" 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
6507 Mother Nature called she wants her world back” 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6508 Jim, I told you science can carry the world now” 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6509 Honey, the weight of this world is getting heavier every day. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6510 this is what happens when hades lays off workers. they just had to combine me with sysaphus 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6511 Ugh, not again... Did I get it right-side up this time?" "Looks good honey, but don't forget to stay six feet away from others out there!" 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6512 Just you watch, Margaret, this one WILL go viral." 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6513 You’re welcome. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6514 -I told you that someday they would listen to me about flattening the damn curve! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
6515 Back to work, I'll be home for dinner 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
6516 I’m just going for air!” 1.2000 0.07003 65 57 3 5
6517 As if I don’t have enough on my plate! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6518 It was times like these that she wished, once again, that baby had a little less back 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6519 You didn't listen." 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6520 Well this shoulder is paying the bills you know?." 1.2000 0.03861 70 58 10 1
6521 Enjoying your tea there love?" 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6522 no worries, I'll take it for a wake in the 13th and bring it back before Armageddon 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
6523 Honey, you’re just checking the mail. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6524 Have a nice day working from home in your pajamas! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6525 It wouldn't fit in the disposer, I'll try the recycle bin. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6526 Don't forget to bring home eggs and some bread! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6527 I'm not sure whether to throw this in the trash or leave it for recycling. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
6528 First we need to get rid of all the evidence on this round earth thing people have been talking about. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6529 Hold up a minute, I'm still talking to you 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6530 Good try, but that's not going to solve our problems! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6531 Honey, can you grab a few things at the grocery store while you are out? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
6532 That's so I don't breathe on it. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6533 Not for 70 cents on the dollar, Honey. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6534 Do we really need a quart of milk that bad? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6535 Spare me the "I told you so" - an Atlas app is a better idea. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6536 Maybe it will fit down at the laundromat. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6537 Take it to the ocean ,dump it in , wash it with soap for 20 seconds while singing happy birthday twice and rinse 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6538 I WISH YOU COULD GET ONE OF THE KIDS TO DO THIS WHILE THEY'RE HOME FROM SCHOOL. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6539 There’s gotta be a better way to get that world globe off your back and returned to school Atlas 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6540 You know, he canceled the return. 1.2000 0.04364 70 60 8 2
6541 Tell me one more time how I need to lose the weight of the world. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6542 I can't shrug, I've got a frozen shoulder. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6543 If you shrug to the left it should fit. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
6544 See you tonight...take care of that little cough. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6545 I want to make a global impression. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6546 For some reason I have been deemed and essential service. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
6547 It’s really not that big a deal, Donald! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6548 Honey, your shoelace is undone. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6549 Off to work. Be back sometime around the end of eternity. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
6550 Quit nagging, I'll remember to pick up coffee on the way home 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
6551 I’m just saying, it feels like a Sisyphean task. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6552 I'm coming for the rest of you next week 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
6553 Um, I thought we ordered two of these. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
6554 Are you really going to carry that balloon wearing your ancient wisdom? You know what? Go ahead. This might actually win you the fancy dress competition." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
6555 It is an essential service. Plus I’m ethically bound. Gotta go! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
6556 You should have accepted that marketing manager position at Zeus' headquarter" 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6557 And then he said “screw it, I’m taking it in for repair” 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6558 Sweet Baby Jesus! Take-out can be hard. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6559 Mother Nature to early civilized nations: “She’s yours now. It’s a big responsibility, you have no idea what could happen if you drop the ball.” 1.1972 0.04963 71 60 9 2
6560 Wash & get back soon" 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
6561 I don’t think we need this type of bad energy in the house anymore. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6562 I’m taking my planet back. Good luck. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
6563 Careful with that, I don't think we could handle a Pangea 2.0 right now. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6564 I’m sorry, but I don’t need an Atlas here. Maybe try next door.” 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6565 Why do you always insist on taking only one trip? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
6566 Atlas Shrugged I’m taking this to the cleaners 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6567 I want to stay home too, but the governor said this is "essential work." 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
6568 The guys at the Genius Bar might be able to kill the virus.” 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6569 You're not bringing that thing into this house! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6570 Are you really asking me to Zoom? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6571 Right, you get to go out while the rest of us have to Stay at Home. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
6572 Six feet, they say!” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6573 I knew I shouldn’t trust this with an influencer” 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6574 0kay…okay…so this isn’t the place you want me to stand! I get it!” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6575 I could probably put it down at this point, but are you sure you want me around all day? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6576 See if they can do an even exchange” 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6577 Let it be!” 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6578 She knew she should offer to help, but she wasn't quite ready for a long-term commitment. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6579 At least I can get some free pizza out of this 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6580 How does he remain so down to earth with the weight of the world on his shoulders??? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6581 I'm leaving, Karen. And I'm taking the kids with me." 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6582 “I’m cutting you off” 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6583 Good thing these leather sandals are sturdy AND Sustainable 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6584 Well, if you were considered “essential” you wouldn’t be so smug! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6585 Some of us can’t work from home, Linda. And yes, I asked if I could be furloughed. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6586 Ok bye dear, do you have your keys? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6587 I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders!” “No, Arnold; you’re carrying it on your ass.” 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6588 It’s just part time” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6589 I know, I cannot use water to clean the Earth, you made a big story about it last time. I’ll wipe it with a dry cloth.” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6590 Burden of mental health vs the ‘have you tried herbal tea’ people 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6591 Screw you all...im goin home 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6592 Some days I wish I had never left Law School" 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6593 Take our problems while your at it! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6594 I was the inspiration for that Kim Kardashian champagne photoshoot, you know.” 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6595 Don't forget to get toilet paper... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6596 Honey, You call that a beard 🧔🏻 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6597 and then they said “hurry back”! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6598 You can’t do this from home?” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6599 After one day, I bet you’ll never ask me what I do all day long ever again.” - Mother Earth 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6600 I am confiscating this earth, you can't take care of it" 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6601 I’m telling you, this is Downing Ave - Dunning is two blocks East 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6602 "Look, I'm just putting it outside and closing the door for a while. I need more work/life balance, you know?" 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6603 Pythagoras: “let’s move to a new cosmos.” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6604 Wow. Great. You did it. Now give it back before you break something. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6605 “I’m taking it off your shoulders, Jude” 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
6606 At least it’s gotten lighter since the humans have been going dairy-free.” 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6607 Well EXCUSE ME for not understanding that wanting to "see the world" just meant being allowed to leave your house again. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6608 oh no, don’t lift a finger. this isn’t heavy at all! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6609 I was right you guys don't deserve this one so I'm gonna take it back 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6610 Damn, I forgot my cell phone. Hon, can you just throw it on top of the world here? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6611 Maybe next time you’ll think twice before using the rest of the creamer.” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6612 ‘Atlas do you need to carry the weight of the world today darl’ 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6613 Gosh I miss smartworking already” 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6614 The job at just said atlas and you were the one who wanted to leave McNally 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6615 I'm going take this out back, it's sick Susan. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6616 Bye honey, I’ll be back by 5 (billion years) 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6617 Okay...you’re taking this whole mocking Trump thing too far. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
6618 Fine! I’ll see if they have yeast. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6619 2021: I got this. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6620 She thinks the world of him 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6621 Let’s see Kim do THIS!” 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6622 The real punishment, is no toilet paper. Text me if you need anything else from the shops." 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6623 I go on one vacation in decades and this one goes berserk. Thank you for keeping it with you though. I am going to take it back now. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6624 Thank you for visiting Trump Tower Mr.Cuomo. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6625 I should have worn my Dr. Martens." 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6626 You don’t always have to be so literal 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6627 not complaining or anything but I just feel like Trump could give us plastic bags again..." 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6628 Just so you know, I only get to keep the tips. The people who developed the app pocket the rest. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6629 Corona virus at home entertainment: Your turn to do the Mona Lisa 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6630 Honey, I just realized I forgot my mask. Can you grab it for me? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6631 Don't let them kick sand in your face this time, Charles. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6632 No turning back. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6633 The sun is too hot, and besides, it wouldn’t fit through the door. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6634 Really?? ALL this time and NOW you tell me you're a Flat-Earther?? 1.1970 0.05597 66 57 6 3
6635 I should’ve shrugged a looong time ago. 1.1970 0.04933 66 52 13 0
6636 I don't need one of those fancy GPS things. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6637 Hey Judy, when I said, 'Don't carry the world upon your shoulders', I didn't mean... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6638 Well, as long as you're sure it's no trouble... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6639 OK OK, this time I'll be more careful. Just one little shrug and the whole dang thing starts falling apart. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6640 We don't have ants, by the way. Cancel the exterminator...just put out some Roach Motels for the tiny people. 1.1970 0.04691 66 55 10 1
6641 Trump: ""i aM cARrYiNg ThE wORld eCoNOmy oN My bAcK" 1.1970 0.05164 66 56 8 2
6642 Pleione, get off my back for heaven's sake! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6643 It keeps breaking down. I'm returning it. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6644 If Sisyphus' new punishment is fixing the internet for it to crash again then by Zeus I should be able to work from home, too. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6645 It's not a balloon,it's a rock. Please just imagine me happy. 1.1970 0.05597 66 57 6 3
6646 You know when you get that itch between your shoulder blades? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6647 Our planet does not give me joy anymore 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6648 If you keep shrugging, you’ll never make it into the title of a book. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6649 Br careful dear, it looks like that frazzled elk is kissing your ass again. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6650 And the shoes don't make it any easier either... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6651 Of course, I know Rome wasn't built in a day, but this earth shit is just too hard. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6652 I'll throw it at the sun if that is what you want! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6653 I'll have it on my shoulders by the time furlough is over. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6654 I don’t understand. I told you I would show you the world. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6655 No promises on that milk. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6656 I love you dearest, but even I'm happy that Stay At Home is finally over. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6657 Back's all wrong. Again, flatten the curve and it'll easily get over the threshold. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6658 Honey, you're supposed to shrug, not kvetch! 1.1970 0.05164 66 56 8 2
6659 You have a good day too, smart aleck. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6660 the weight of the world can get to be a drag 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6661 You're toxic. I'm gonna save our child from a coffee drinking monster like you! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6662 Really,you want to play victim again. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6663 Don’t forget the cleaning on your way home! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6664 Damn Hercules! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6665 I'm not a Momma's Boy! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6666 See ya. I need to get rid of this huge load on my mind 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6667 Thanks for reminding me it's trash collection day--this thing's been junky for years. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6668 I’m telling him 2019 is my last year. He’s on his own after that. 1.1970 0.05164 66 56 8 2
6669 I know, but without it I'm just the guy that was weird about his apples. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6670 Make your own bed. 1.1970 0.04164 66 54 12 0
6671 And be sure to keep social distancing! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6672 If he calls, tell him I said, “Thanks for nothing, Hercules!“ 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6673 I shrugged when Zeus asked me if he looked good in white! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6674 I need it for game night — we’re playing Pandemic. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6675 You're using your back too much, use your shoulders 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6676 If I'm asked about that stupid song one more time, I swear... 1.1970 0.03874 66 56 9 1
6677 Well then who's holding up the apartment? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6678 No I haven't forgotten, milk and eggs. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6679 You think I work too much? 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
6680 So help me Zeus! If I hear Sisyphus complain about that damn boulder one more time... 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6681 Should be home around 6, honey - if the elevator isn't broken again. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6682 I'm going out for cigarettes. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6683 Wear a face mask and gloves? In think the world has enough problems right now. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6684 Not on your back, darling! The cares of the world are supposed to be carried on your shoulders! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6685 Perfect exit, until I got my leg caught in the mail slot ! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6686 ...and don't start on that "not on the Essential List" thing again! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6687 I'll expect supper ready when I get home. 1.1970 0.01527 66 58 8 0
6688 Don't be late for supper, dear. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
6689 I may need another cup of coffee. Today is gonna be a bitch. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6690 Well, at least you're off my back. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6691 Social responsibility be damned.. I'm going to get rid of this stupid thing for once and for all. 1.1970 0.03874 66 56 9 1
6692 Remember to get milk. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6693 They said 'Lifetime Warranty' and they didn't fix it... We're getting our money back! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6694 The White House says go back to work. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6695 So glad itxs not corona! 1.1964 0.01940 112 96 15 1
6696 Kim Kardashian got nothing on me.” 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
6697 Say to hell with it and drop the damned thing? Today just may be the day. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
6698 “Its too early to tell if you’re trying to be Sisyphus or Atlas today...” 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
6699 The weight is definitely better distributed 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
6700 I only asked you to get the groceries!?! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6701 I warned you about westernization now for some reason I am tasked with reminding you of what is important unexpectedly & steadfast. The Odd-yssey. 1.1944 0.01399 72 66 5 1
6702 I thought you were telecommuting today. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6703 The Thinker’s Day Job. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
6704 I'm telling you, the weight will feel much lighter with a pair of bunny ears slippers" 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6705 I didn't say give me a curse." 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6706 ... "If they ask about the wildfires change the subject." 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6707 . please keep the world outside 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6708 They need random heroes like me, Mary! One day you will also see it's fake news:our rock never hit the bottom." 1.1944 0.05285 72 61 7 3
6709 “Pick up a bottle of red on your way home.” 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6710 Sol, Don't forget to pick up Venus at Hebrew school this afternoon on your way home. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
6711 Why? The chance to get a mountain range named after me, that's why! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6712 I heard you the first time. When I return it I'll be sure to tell him that it is running a little hot. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6713 Yes dear, I won't forget to bring home some apples. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6714 I'm late, honey. I'll grab a cup on my way to 30 Rock. 1.1944 0.04901 72 61 9 2
6715 I thought the world was shrinking? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
6716 I’ll bring this back after Earth Day 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
6717 I wish everybody would drop the extra COVID 19 lbs! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
6718 My goal is to climb every mountain. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
6719 Sincerely! You are not doing a good job. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
6720 Maybe it’s my shoes or the the support stockings, but this thing gets heavier and heavier. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6721 Wife: “I think a kid just coughed on your arm” Atlas: “What?!” 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6722 This early meetings should be done in zoom”. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6723 I’ll pick up some Chinese on my way home tonight.” 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6724 In the grand universal scheme of things, my balls aren’t that old. 🌏🌍 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6725 Hey, someone's gotta do it." 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6726 It’s been locked up for too long 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6727 ...like I said, I can't NOT have the world in my hands; that's just not how the song goes..." 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6728 Listen, someone’s gotta do it.” 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6729 for today’s workout I only need the weight of the world and 6 hours for my glutes 1.1940 0.04630 67 56 10 1
6730 The WHO supporting global pandemic effects after trump pulled funding 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6731 Do you wanna take it for a day Pleione 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6732 They'll fire me if I don't show up. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6733 Do you want me to peel you a grape while I’m at it? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
6734 Is that all you can say: 'Cut the drama.'? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6735 Today my shoulders hurt. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6736 Stop being such nay-sayer. I've been doing it this way since the dawn of man. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6737 Tonight? Mac n' Cheese. None of that exotic stuff you like to make. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
6738 I'll think on it when I get back. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6739 I tried carrying the weight of the world on my shoulder but this gets me more reactions 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
6740 Pandemic or not, some jobs can’t be worked from home!” 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
6741 Fine, Edith. I’m leaving then. Someone else will surely appreciate my world’s END.” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6742 We're going back to ancient times." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6743 Usually, our return policy is 30 days." 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6744 Yes my Greek role play club IS an essential service, Brenda” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6745 And don’t forget the milk” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6746 I can’t believe you didn’t shave for a month for this” 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6747 “Don’t worry about the delivery distance they said. It’s a small world after all they said.” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6748 Man I hate seeing the planet die but I sure do love watching it go” 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6749 Nah, it’s okay. I got it. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6750 He took almost everything in the divorce 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6751 It’s been broken lately, Marge, but it’s a little better so I’m taking it out for a spin.” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6752 This is what I do with all that junk, all that junk that’s in my trunk 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6753 This is happening! I know we’re out of toilet paper, that’s why we got the hose. Just lift the toga and spray me down already mom, I have to go! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6754 🎵He’s got the whole world, in his hands...🎶 (...and on his back...) ❣️✌🏽❤️🙂🖖🏽🌱❣ 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6755 Do you still think it’s flat?” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6756 You make it look so easy” 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6757 Maybe if I put it in rice, it will start working again” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6758 I don’t think you can handle this load. I’m taking your planet away and revoking all your privileges! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6759 “I don’t know how long I can keep up with mending Gaia...I’m not going to be around forever to help you, you know” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6760 “You’ve should have married Jude if you have an issue with me carrying this” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6761 Erhmm you forgot your mark 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6762 Atlas has left the chat” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6763 . Earth Day Toga Party is cancelled this year dear. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6764 Whether he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I’m told.” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6765 Sorry, wrong apartment, he’s down the hall and to the left 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6766 By the way, don't forget to bring the coffee 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6767 I’m spring breaking in Thebes and there’s nothing you can do to stop me! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6768 Next time it's your turn to take out the trash." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6769 If you’re expecting sympathy, It should really be on your shoulders, dear” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6770 I told you I don’t need this atlas anymore 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6771 No Helen, I actually do not think my new quarantine workout plan is “a little much”. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6772 It's called branding. If you think this is stupid, you should see what Apollo's up to with that damn chariot!" 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6773 Again and again with this ‘oh I’ve got to hold the word up,’ I mean cmon Atlas, even they don’t help you out.” 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6774 What about now? Do you have time to clean this mess? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6775 This is your Global Warning” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6776 How was I supposed to know it’s reduced fat? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6777 Atlas, that's the wrong way to hold! Dude everyone knows you dropped IT" 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6778 I asked Tom Hanks to fill in today but he’s still in New Zealand 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6779 Small and fragile? Thank's Neil. What earth where you looking at? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6780 “I’ll be working late. Don’t wait up.” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6781 Atlas shrugged, old dame mugged. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6782 Carrying the burden of your existence 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6783 No excess baggage” 1.1935 0.06438 62 52 6 3
6784 Whatever you do, don't shrug now! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6785 Gladys had come to rue the day she insisted Atlas accompany her to the Galt’s tea party.” 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6786 After passing it on, Carol wondered if she just submitted to a man. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6787 Fine. I'll get someone to come and pick up the other 7 tomorrow then 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6788 When you’re done using the globe for your daily workout, bring it to me so I can continue our geography lesson with the kids. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6789 Will be back with a new world! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6790 I just don’t understand why I can’t do this from home 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6791 Aah! What a burden 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6792 This new brand of Icy Hot is really weighing on me. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6793 At least carrying the weight of the world means I won’t be touching my face. If you want to imagine me, Sisyphus, happy, then just imagine me going for a walk to the next block and back, several hundred times. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6794 It was you that broke the inflatable one" 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6795 - great technique - easier with less oil all over it 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6796 Sign here please. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6797 I’ll be back on the weekend to pick up the moon” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6798 “We’ll get it back when we’ve learned how to use it responsibly.” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6799 Can you quickly just sanitize my hands for me?" 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6800 Does this world make my butt look big? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6801 My quarantine garden looks amazing. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6802 Bob, you are not superman you know" 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6803 Dammit Pleione, it's not you! I just gotta get away from [homeschooling] these kids." - Atlas 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6804 I told you getting a new planet was a bad idea 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6805 A Monkey would be easier..." .. 1.1935 0.04790 62 52 9 1
6806 Hey Jude, I was using a figure of speech before... now, I’m actually concerned. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6807 I told you, everything that does not spark joy has to go. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6808 Atlas Unplugged 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6809 Looks a little heavy 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6810 I suppose I’m grateful they deemed my work “essential” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6811 Altas honey, if we’re not ESSENTIAL workers we should really be social distancing. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6812 Fourteenth one I've repo'd this week. . . Call Zeus if your loan comes through; he really doesn't want this one back. . . 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6813 It only feels heavy when you ask me if it feels heavy. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6814 I said, "Stop laughing at my onus, not my anus." 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6815 Really, Mom? First I have to carry them everywhere, now I have to make them social distance, too? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6816 Just taking it for a few minor repairs. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6817 When your done posting your history lesson, I'm gonna need my exercise ball back. 1.1935 0.05790 62 54 5 3
6818 John Hopkins's data says that it's safer to shrug at home in Greece for now 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6819 Next time order from Walmart. They have free pick-up on returns. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6820 Yes, I'll take the garbage, too; I only have two hands! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6821 Never mind. I just thought you could hold it for a minute while I check my messages. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6822 It doesn’t work anymore, I’m taking it to the curb. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6823 Since you are going to be out today anyway, will you bring me home some chocolate chip ice-cream 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6824 Mom, I all ready told you. I would clean it up ! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6825 Okay I'll take it back even though it looked like the right one when I bought it. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6826 Thanks for nothing, Athena. I bet Hades will give me some toilet paper. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6827 No, I don't feel anything in my back. Should I? Oh that? It's just the proverbial "weight if the world". 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6828 Don’t forget I’ll be home later tonight - it’s a high tide again. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6829 Honey, could you just balance my mug in the middle of Greenland? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6830 Look, while working on a new vaccine I think the prop is redundant. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6831 "Wait'll the guys down at the bowling alley see this baby roll 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6832 And you don't think I'm an 'essential worker' carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders?" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6833 I just asked you if you remember where I parked the car. No big deal ! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6834 'Get rid of it Atlas. If I allowed it, you would have horded the whole Earth in here!' 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6835 Does our small world make my butt look too big? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6836 Essential worker, they said. Kiss my big fat ass, mortals. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6837 Honey, hold your shoulders up! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6838 Honey, be careful! Those are this season's Prada. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6839 I keep telling you not to bring that home with you! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6840 They didn't name me Andrew for nothing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6841 You knew about this long before we got married. What expression did you expect me to use? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6842 Jeez, I know it'd be easier to roll it, Louise, but I don't want you on my back and have to listen to your endless patter 24/7! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6843 So who told you this would give me more stamina? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6844 Beyoncé, can you handle this? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6845 Some climate change deniers still think the world is flat. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6846 The things I can endure. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6847 Only the big guy upstairs has the whole world in his hands George. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6848 Don't forget your lunch! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6849 I’ve got the whole world bothering me about this stupid pandemic, I don’t need to also hear it from you. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6850 Six more weeks of quarantine, and then we'll see if I can lift the restrictions. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6851 I've got the weight of the whole world on my shoulders! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6852 I'LL TRADE JOBS WITH YOU ANY DAY 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6853 Remember to bring home the toilet paper 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6854 And you think the entire world rides on your shoulders? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6855 Who knew that one day I would be the inspiration for Pilates? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6856 Thanks for taking care of that! It was just getting a bit... cluttered. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6857 Don't forget to keep six feet away! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6858 I said I would carry the weight of the world on my shoulders - not my back! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6859 It's an essential service. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6860 The key is to bend at our knees and not your back. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6861 I’m bending my knees, now you want me to try Tennis Shoes. What next a copper lined jock strap?” 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6862 And don't forget to use Hand Sanitizer after Earth Day! 1.1935 0.05313 62 53 7 2
6863 Honey? You sure you can't call out sick today? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6864 The only silver lining these days is I can drive to work and park in front of Rockefeller Center. Nothing to shrug about there. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6865 Another day of providing you everything 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6866 Stop asking me who John Galt is! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6867 It beats 'School Crossing Guard' when Schools are closed 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6868 Ok, ok, I won't bring any planets home tonight. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6869 Don't worry, Melania, I'll get the governors to take most of it. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6870 No, Honey, I will not pick up milk on the way home. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6871 Don't call me Angelo, anymore, honey! It's Charles! Charles Atlas! And not Chuck! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6872 Mind if I warm my coffee up first? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6873 Leave it near the mailbox, Fedex will pick it up 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6874 I alone can carry it. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6875 I know of no other way to explain your warped view of shared responsibility to our therapist, Millie. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6876 Sisyphus coming out of retirement. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6877 Grab a moon and follow me.” 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6878 And I say, for men, it is more than the equivalent of a baby bump! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6879 I think this will really put you back on the map 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6880 No, Bernice, I'm too old to wear a backpack. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6881 Atlas shrugged. Atlas coughed. Atlas sneezed. Ergo, Atlas banished? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6882 ''Sorry,we have a prenup. You can take your own world but the house is mine.'' 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
6883 Can't shrug until I unload my damn burden. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6884 It feels as though I have been carrying the weight of a whole sphere upon my shoulders. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6885 At least I don’t have to work for Postmates. Fuck Postmates. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6886 Well, you asked me to take out the garbage.... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6887 Getting to warm in here. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6888 Hoping I’ll get something for it in the Roman re-cycling center. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6889 Enough of this working from home. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6890 'Today is the final showdown with Sisyphos for once and for all." ' 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6891 You never make it to Geneva with that! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6892 Globe's a good metaphor, but what's with the Roman garb? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6893 I knew I couldn1bdf-46d3-bc38-42a255382a99.5c6a82df-14fd-446f-ae54-138d24008753.158 1.1935 0.01626 62 56 5 1
6894 Don’t bother to wait-up.... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6895 If you want everyone to know about the work you do you need to start tweeting about it just like all the other public servants. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6896 Why don't you just drop it? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6897 I think I’ll try again. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6898 Don't forget the gluten-free bread! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6899 I only wish it was elephants all the way down, Tanya. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6900 throwing out CV 19 and starting over again 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6901 Before you leave don't forget to call your mother 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6902 Have a good day Honey, Don't be too late, we gonna visit my mom tonight." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6903 Of course this is considered an essential industry! 1.1935 0.01626 62 53 9 0
6904 Don’t burst my bubble! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
6905 *shrug* "Essential, they say..." 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
6906 I slept on it wrong. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
6907 I guess we grew apart 1.1918 0.01582 73 64 8 1
6908 It was the only heat pack I could find” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
6909 “What on Earth you’re doing?” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6910 No!! You can’t use it as your Zoom background if you’re not gonna keep it clean!” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6911 But honey, Earth Day was last month.” 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
6912 And you still think that you have the more thankless job? Geez 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
6913 Woman: I bet Sisyphus never complained. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
6914 It’s not your dream job, Richard, but the uniform does make your butt look smaller. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6915 For the last time, Sylvia ... stop bringing mangy strays into the house!” 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6916 Back breaking work 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6917 Honey....you are looking like a Cliche! Lighten Up!! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6918 I hope Dr. Pimple Popper can help. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6919 Earth Day? That's cruel, Susan. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6920 Honey, trash pickup is Tuesday. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6921 My shoulders? Hmm, I think you might be right, honey. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6922 No, in our house it's flat! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6923 I’m trading it in for newer, better model. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
6924 In the ad you said it was only 'slightly used'." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
6925 I only asked for pizza” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6926 and stay out “ 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6927 Sisyphus: "Tell Atlas he can have his stupid task back." 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6928 Don’t forget the groceries on your way back in 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6929 Sheltering in place isn’t too bad by when you’ve got 7.5 billion people on your back.” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6930 You think that is heavy? Feel my purse! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6931 Yeah. Have fun with Chet. By the way, Roger Rabbit called, he wants his slippers back." 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6932 I’ll take it out today but we should make a chore chart” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6933 - You don’t have to leave this very minute... Atlas, come on! We can work this out. Stay, for now! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6934 I wonder if this is how Greta always feels” 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6935 Could you help? I am helping by staying home." 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6936 . You’re right, I should have listened to you when I was younger 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6937 Honey, I know you want to see the world, but we can’t all be Atlas” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6938 Atlas: I will be social distancing from now on. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6939 Jude couldn’t carry the weight of the world on her shoulders—so I did. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6940 Told you, do not bring your work at home. 1.1905 0.03825 63 54 8 1
6941 Weird. Honey, the world's been feeling heavier since the pandemic started 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6942 Her: “Space? What on Earth do you mean you need space?” Him: “at least 6ft” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6943 My mother, Nature, wants this back. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6944 Wow! That session really took the weight off my shoulders, I’ll se you again on Thursday!” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6945 No Theano, it’s not a “silly looking ball” for the Games. It’s my new hypothesis for a spherical Earth. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6946 “Lil’ help?” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6947 Are you sure you can’t rule the universe with zoom meeting, honey?” God as an essential employee. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6948 You guys don't have a maintenance shop down here? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6949 This is why we can’t have nice things Gaia 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6950 First to the recycle bin. Then I'll be back. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6951 I probably should have started with a goldfish. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6952 I don't know why you won't just deflate it. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6953 I thought it was your turn to take out the trash this week. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6954 Essential workers be like . . . 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6955 This damn world gets heavier every day, Bernice. See you tonight. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6956 Gotta go dear. My chariot awaits me. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6957 Ouch! I cut my dang finger on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge again. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6958 Here's a hint... the first line is "Make the world go away." 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6959 Now, where's that itty, bitty baby crawled off to? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6960 Stop mooning me. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6961 Stop worrying! Hercules isn’t going to trick me into taking it back again. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6962 This time I think you're right! That's why they call it a pandemia. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6963 This is the last time. They keep refusing to pick it up. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6964 If you think this will work, go for it . . . 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
6965 Stop complaining! You know that this is my job! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6966 It gets heavier every Earth Day. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6967 Are you sure it’s not the Covid-19 virus? 1.1905 0.01600 63 55 6 1
6968 Does the tilt of my axis look alright? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6969 It's a Geology Department thing. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6970 So What! Your wearing BUNNY slippers in Quarantine. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6971 Don't forget to pick up a gallon of milk while you're out. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6972 I can't wait until I retire! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6973 ...and then I'll curve past the flat earth society for fun. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6974 We are being quarantined Hercules, don't try sneaking out to play with your damn globe!! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6975 I'm taking my World and going home!!! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6976 Tell me again why you suggested to your brother Atlas that I would cover for him during his week off. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6977 Tweet you never serve beans and can’t explain the ozone hole. 1.1905 0.04146 63 52 11 0
6978 Today would have been leg day at the gym. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6979 This is increasingly becoming a non-essential business. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6980 Yeah, fine. I’ll pick up the dry-cleaning on my way home. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6981 I'd like my toy back, thank you very much! 1.1899 0.02262 79 67 12 0
6982 I’ll be back in a minute - just need to take out the trash” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
6983 Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
6984 It’s punishment, but it’s a living.” 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
6985 Have fun at your volleyball game dear. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
6986 Are you sure you can return that one? I'm pretty sure it was on final sale when we got it. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6987 It's not something you want to govern. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
6988 Point to the genius who decided chiropractic services aren't essential and I'll flick 'em off. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
6989 I know I Know You've got the World on your Shoulders.. errr Butt! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6990 Sorry, I cancelled my Atlas subscription in like, 1987. 1.1884 0.02751 69 60 8 1
6991 C'mon it's not that bad...heavy yeah!!! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
6992 Alas, not all of us can be Atlas 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6993 None of your shit today Susan. I've got enough on my back as it is. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6994 But honey, you were deemed nonessential” 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6995 and yet, he always forgets to bring his cellphone 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6996 Told ya that piece of junk wouldn’t work” 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6997 what do you mean this isn’t flat? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6998 Yeah yeah yeah. Just grab the Sun and meet me in the car. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6999 This feels more like a twerk than a shrug. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
7000 Im Not coming back! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7001 Once I get this thing up and running, remind me I need to fix drawing-to-scale. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
7002 Can't call in sick. I'm an essential worker 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
7003 I SAID I do not like Bunny Slippers. I am out of here. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
7004 Very funny dear... I hope they have something to take away the superglue 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
7005 If I drop it, will you atleast sanitize it?" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
7006 I'm just going to take my globe and go home!! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
7007 Aren’t you getting a little old for this” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7008 Anything else, Dear? @will_kebbe 👀 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7009 I should have taken your father up on his offer 1.1846 0.03729 65 56 8 1
7010 OK, Mother N. I'll take it from here. I think they got the message." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7011 Yes, dearest. Just another day at the office carrying the world on my shoulders. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7012 Well, somebody has to do it. But you better bring home the tips this time. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
7013 I’ll be home after I win the Marble Tournament! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
7014 My modified duties only exclude stairs and ladders. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
7015 “And I have to poop ADDITIONALLY, Jane!” 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
7016 Last night was fun but I feel the need to tell you I'm looking for a woman with less baggage. It's like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders." 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7017 I told you we should've never tried to rescue this lost puppy in the first place! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7018 "Phil Jackson, being Michael Jordan's coach has really given you an ego" 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7019 I apologize for all that construction recently” 1.1833 0.01681 60 54 6 0
7020 I’ve got the whole world in my hands 1.1833 0.04111 60 50 10 0
7021 Stop humming "He's got the whole world, in His hands"! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7022 I promise to take care of the world 🌍 on the earth day. but honey you promised to have coffee with me..May be later when I am back? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7023 "That's it... I'm going home." 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7024 This may take a while... I have to go do some testing. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7025 No one ever helps me in this house” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7026 We all feel the same way Atlas - there is no need to get dressed up for it.. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7027 I’ll be back as soon as impossible 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7028 That ain't cool, human. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7029 Sorry but the utility bill was really getting out of hand 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7030 I’ll try the yard sale. May still be worth a couple of bucks.” 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7031 Well of course I’m driving for Lyft! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7032 You were supposed to wake me up in 2019, Karen!” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7033 It’s only week 6 and your ‘Quarantine 15’ has turned into 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons” 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7034 ‘I’m leaving the decision to support the earth up to the Governors’ 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7035 Memorial Day is too soon, Louise. I won't be ready to open up by then. 1.1833 0.04749 60 51 8 1
7036 I thought the chiropractor said not to lift more than 50 lbs, Atlas. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7037 This is why I can't work from home. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7038 Did you ever feel like you've got the whole world on your shoulders? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7039 For the last time honey, Ayn Rand is just an old friend. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7040 Thanks for letting me fall asleep in my contacts. I’m sure I’ll be fine with fogged up glasses. I mean, it’s just the WHOLE WORLD. Have a nice day on your Zoom meetings. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7041 ”I’m trading this in for the monkey. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7042 Don't wait up. I won't be back until everyone understands we are all part of one world. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7043 Wait. They're going to want a receipt. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7044 I’ve been dropping the ball a lot lately, but I feel good about today 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7045 It got so warm I am using it to heat my lower back. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7046 Atlas, your going to kill yourself carrying the worries of the world! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7047 Yeah, I’m sorry. I was looking for the moving company. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7048 Back in about an hour. I’m meeting my friend Sisyphus for coffee. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7049 Pick up some milk on your way home honey. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7050 brb gotta go take a shit 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7051 Okay Mister "weight of the world", just don't forget the dry-cleaning." 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7052 No, I'm just taking out the trash. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
7053 No I can't leave the weight of the world behind me at home 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7054 I gotta tell you, honey. This thing is way awkward. I think flat would've been a better call. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7055 This is the second time I have dumped it, and don't bring it back! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7056 A protest downtown? Really? You were wrong about that Titans and you’re wrong about this. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7057 Going home to mama. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7058 Where to, Atlas?” “I’ve had it! It didn’t fit into the hand basket, but hell isn’t that far from here. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7059 This one is going straight to the garbage chute. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7060 Mr. Trump ? Don't you think you should lay off this " King of the World " thing for a while...... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7061 What happens if your boss won't give you a raide? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7062 If they're not going to take care of it, Martha, I might as well chuck it in the bin. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
7063 Are you sure they're collecting recyclables tomorrow? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7064 I'm going to loose it if somebody tells me one more time to 'lift with my knees,not your back.' 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
7065 The least you could do is bring a small planet. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
7066 "I thought they said contact less delivery" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7067 Of course “staying inside” doesn’t apply to you... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7068 Honestly honey, can you chill with the dramatics? I’ll turn off the water while brushing next time. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
7069 At least *someone* believes I'm still essential in their lifes" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7070 Gotta go get this thing on my back checked out” 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7071 Now I see why you did all those body pump home workouts.” 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
7072 This is my quarantine workout. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7073 I would do anything to save our marriage except read Ayn Rand. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7074 No, I don’t have time to mow the lawn this weekend. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7075 And when I get back, I wanna hear that the fax machine is fixed!! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7076 Stop nagging, I have the weight of the world on my back... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7077 Don't worry, I'll wash my hands and my tunic after I throw it away. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7078 Not everyone is social distancing. It keeps feeling lighter. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7079 The ball of the Roman Empire. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7080 I thought you were working from home today, Atlas, and besides, globalism is out. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7081 No, I can't put it on my shoulders. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
7082 It was a tolerable burden until the pandemic. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
7083 Don’t shrug. Liberate. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7084 Don't hurt yourself on the way to the gym, Charles! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
7085 I may be late. I'm meeting that pest Perseus for happy hour. 1.1831 0.04399 71 60 10 1
7086 Why can't we bring the atlas? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
7087 I am c arrying a world of troubles out of our life 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
7088 Honey, where are you going with that?” // “Me and the disciples are driving by Jesus’ for his EarthDay parade but I forgot to make a freaking sign” 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7089 Is this a new HIIT workout? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
7090 I'll definitely win the bowling competition with this. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7091 The wait of the world is weighing on me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7092 Yes, it is Earth Day, but it’s really heavy! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
7093 The chiropractor says he can help with the tilt in my axis. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
7094 Days are gone, when I could just shrug off!" 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
7095 I’m an essential busines, honey!“ 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7096 Maybe you should have stayed in law school” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7097 You sure you don’t need any help? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7098 Make sure you wash your hands with soap after you put Earth down. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7099 Don’t forget your get milk and eggs on the way back from work!” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7100 As if the Earth wasn't burden enough, now I have to drag this damn door as well. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7101 Listen, I had a great time last night, but we can't do this again. I have pressing matters to attend to. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
7102 Can you believe I'm considered essential? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
7103 Quit complaining. When you were younger, you just shrugged. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
7104 I keep my world out of your lectures. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
7105 I did not sign up for this" 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7106 I need to get this thing washed, I’ll be back in a minute.” 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7107 'Atlante's just got a new job' 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7108 Don't forget to pick up milk on your way home from work 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7109 Why that face? I am bringing it back next year... Maybe! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7110 “The world is better off in my hands than yours, Margie. - God” 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7111 you’ll hurt your neck carrying it that way 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7112 Done is better than perfect, besides, tomorrow is rest day 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7113 This was mine before we live together 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7114 I leave it for one day to get some soup.... " 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7115 Let me take it to bed. It will stop crying. 1.1803 0.04378 61 54 5 2
7116 I ordered the sky. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7117 Damn! its infected.Bring it again when cured. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7118 I wonder what the return policy is?" 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7119 This doesn’t belong here.. taking it somewhere safe😊 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7120 Let me try to flatten this dear, maybe then they realise they all have to work together to make this thing go round 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7121 Just a typical white male day 1.1803 0.03702 61 53 7 1
7122 Remember my mother is coming over for dinner. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7123 I think I left the receipt in my other toga. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7124 Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” 1.1803 0.05730 61 54 4 3
7125 I asked you to take care of this for me, not treat it as your ashtray. I lost a war over this, you know. 1.1803 0.04680 61 52 8 1
7126 Also. The bus isn't running today 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7127 Your boss has told you something about home office 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7128 Do you think it's about time I upgrade my GPS? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7129 Get off my back, Wilma! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7130 Go on Ebay and lower the price. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7131 This thing is starting to stink up the house. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7132 When you get back from carrying the world on your shoulders, I will have your favorite drink ready... ‘Atlas Shrugged’. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7133 Form is everything...then there's your shoes. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7134 Yes, I'll check with the team about my vacation slot. Now stop asking! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7135 Watch what you wish for Deborah! Not "Atlas," but the Etta James classic! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
7136 I've gotta stop bringing my work home with me. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7137 Where on earth am I supposed to put this? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7138 He's got the whole world in his hands.. He's got the itty bitty baby in his hands... 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7139 The government can't stop this Atlas from doing his shrugs outside! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7140 Taking this one to the trash. Time to start over. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7141 We warned you that it would take a village of God's to raise the world! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7142 I'm going to work, I don't believe in social distancing 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
7143 Ahh, at least I can scratch my back with Asia. That Pacific turned the car into a runny mess. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7144 I gave you everything! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7145 Face it. You're too old to get it all the way up. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7146 Yes dear, I’ll take out the trash when I get home from work. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7147 You're really taking these work-from-home exercises seriously. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
7148 Can you pick up the dry cleaning? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
7149 Please make this worth it” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
7150 I'm a Eratosthenes and have been trying to convince you the world is round 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7151 Better this than credit card debt. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7152 when I asked if you needed anything else, I was thinking a cup of sugar? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
7153 You'll get it back when you've learned to be nice. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
7154 I always hated this damn chandelier” 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
7155 The world is at your fingertips, Frank. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7156 «You broke it, you don’t deserve it » 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
7157 Yup, this world is keeping him from standing straight. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7158 can’t you work from home today? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
7159 It's penance for missing Earth Day. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
7160 Thanks to crippling depression, anxiety, and debt, my doctor says everyone's got baggage this heavy these days. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
7161 You can't carry the whole world. You just can't. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
7162 Have fun at the hospital today, honey” 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7163 How bout a little help here? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7164 It’s tough work but my ass is looking better than ever 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7165 The heavens are falling and I’m so done trying to save them. 1.1774 0.02327 62 55 6 1
7166 „You know, Trudy, just for once I wish you‘d get off my back.“ 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7167 I off to see the chiropractor. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7168 Sure I can pick up eggs on my way home, I don't have anything more important to do. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7169 What quarantine? 1.1772 0.04324 79 70 6 3
7170 Didn’t realize a whole planet couldn’t spark joy, but okay.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
7171 I'm just gonna take this outside to hose it off. Be back. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7172 This week's workout DOES require equipment." 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
7173 I’ve been telling you to throw this out for years.” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7174 Okay, okay! When I get back, I won't forget to wash my hands for twenty billion seconds. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
7175 Not really a shrug, more of a squat. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
7176 I knew we shouldn’t have moved from that place near Gibraltar. This commute is killing me. 1.1765 0.04415 68 58 9 1
7177 So, you’re sure you need creamer for that?” 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7178 Stop! Put that down a minute. You know you can’t leave without your mask!” 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7179 It was cute on your Hinge profile, but this is just ridiculous... 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
7180 Earth on what am I doing? What does it look like I'm doing? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7181 Call me Sisyphus, whatever, but my name is Atlas. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7182 You still think you're carrying all the weight of this relationship Karen? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7183 For the last time, Gladys: it gets me into the carpool lane! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7184 You think you had a hard day?! I have the weight of the world on my shoulders!!!” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7185 Hey John Galt! Apparently there’s a new Earth in the offing. You can take this one back. And yeah, shut the door as you leave. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7186 Right, this is going straight on Ebay! Everyone loves the earth, right? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7187 Sisyphus only had to push a rock up a hill. This is some bullsh*t. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7188 I think everyone is getting a little bit carried away with this....” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7189 Leave my coffee on the table dear, I should be back soon... heard I’m getting laid off today due to the virus” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7190 Remember when this rock was the heaviest thing anyone could have on their shoulders?" 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7191 Nothing is ever enough for you Helen" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7192 Honey, I know that your job is important and all but you need to respect that I am working from home too.” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7193 Have a good day at school, honey!" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7194 This isn't working out! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7195 It's too late to be sorry. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7196 “Son, I think you should lift from the front and with your knees. We don’t have health insurance anymore.” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7197 “ I Guess that nobody didn’t really wanted to stop working” 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7198 I'm taking this to the repairman 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7199 Be back for dinner 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7200 El Mundo" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7201 Mrs Atlas: “Really? You’re gonna make a TikTok with that...” Atlas: “Let me live, Karen...” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7202 Pick up some milk on your way home" 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7203 This isn’t working out Atlas — you just have too much baggage.” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7204 From that point on Atlas did all of his shrugging elsewhere. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7205 Oh and honey... Don't forget to pick up milk on your way home" 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7206 Yes Karen, I understand it's a shelter in place, but I am holding the shelter so I'm pretty sure that's essential. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7207 Oh, feels kinda warm” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7208 Call me when you land?” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7209 If I want to be a strongman statue when this is all over, I better start training now" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7210 Just drop it Atlas. Put us out of our misery” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7211 I promised Andrew I’d keep her safe.” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7212 Are you sure we can't clean it up ourselves? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7213 "Erm, this isn't the Atlas I ordered. Must have been the wrong Amazon Services." 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7214 Wife: “Don’t forget to grab a quart of milk tonight on your way back home.” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7215 I didn’t know we were hiring movers.” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7216 Yes, Martha, I do have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7217 'They said fake it like Atlas, not take it' 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7218 Honey you forgot to take out the trash" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7219 The latest innovation in functional fashion! Mid-calf straps provide ultimate ankle support, even for the heaviest loads! Titan tried and tested!” 1.1754 0.04764 57 49 7 1
7220 Even on Earth Day, he had to break the no gifts rule. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7221 No, I don't think my haircut appointment is worth the fate of the world." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7222 Taking a picture won’t make it last longer this time Karen” 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7223 This can’t be done over email?” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7224 Have a good 200 years at work, honey.” 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7225 Edx did not mention a one to one time with Atlas in the syllabus. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7226 Good luck at work, 2020. Only 253 days to go" 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7227 I know, I’ve put on some quarantine stress weight 1.1754 0.06194 57 48 6 2
7228 Yes, I’ll remember to pick up the milk!” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7229 Sure, go out. That's just the weight of the world taking the repercussions. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7230 What is your reason for returning this product?” “We destroyed it.” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7231 Don’t worry, we’ll be at least 1.3 astronomical units apart.” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7232 I thought it was just a song! (🎼I’ve got the whole 🌎 in my hands) 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7233 Mr. Jove, are you sure you can fix her?" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7234 Hey Helios! Take your son back. We had enough! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7235 Oh! Don't mind me miss, am just returning it to the set of Indiana Jones" 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7236 The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” (-Albert Camus) “...honey I gave you that book so that you’d avoid reading ‘The Plague.’” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7237 It was the last time I bought something on Black Friday! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7238 Papi! You have too much on your Plato... Go get some fresh air. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7239 I thought you and your problems would never leave! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7240 I got this 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7241 Will be praying for you while you're at work, so thankful you chose the field of Medicine Hippocrates! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7242 Sorry ma’am, I didn’t mean to interrupt your video-call, my time machine is on the blink. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7243 "You sure my form's getting worse?" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7244 Got your back, world”. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7245 Where are you taking the world, Atlas?” @natimaschendorf 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7246 Do you think it'll fit in the recycling bin?" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7247 This is where posting activism pictures on my Instagram story got me. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7248 If I don’t make it back there’s Pie in the freezer” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7249 Let me know if you want anything specific at the grocery store” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7250 That's gotta hurt. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7251 I promise; as soon as I solve these problems, it’s just you and I at your favorite restaurant. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7252 are you just going to stand there? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7253 Every week I get to throw out the garbage. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7254 The upstairs was getting too warm. I'll bring it back in a million years. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7255 Don't weight up. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7256 Don't hold dinner for me. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7257 Not that world Clyde! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7258 Sorry folks! Forgot my Atlas 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7259 The Olympics? Come back next year! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7260 Stop criticizing my posture! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7261 What did you say? In my time the world was flat? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7262 Atlas needs to understand grandpa can help only so much. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7263 I have no idea how they got the idea I carried it on my shoulders. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7264 I'm lugging, not shrugging. Quit bugging me. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7265 Are you sure you've done your manual handling training? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7266 I can't decide where to go today...heaven or earth? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7267 When you get home make sure to wash your hands. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7268 Oh stop whining. At least you get to work from home 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7269 Keep it up and you’ll be in a world of hurt! 1.1754 0.01770 57 52 5 0
7270 what do you mean, "where am I going", The Nicks are holding tryouts for a new ball-boy. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7271 I can't help but feel like I'm pulling all the weight in this family. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7272 I'll be late tonight. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7273 “The chiropractor’s office is closed for the pandemic. But he gives a COVID-19 discount for deep-tissue massages over the phone.” - Dorri Olds 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7274 Do you need help taking that to the garbage? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7275 No, that wasn't a shrug. Just trying to get the damn thing out the door in one piece. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7276 I can’t believe that I’m not listed as an essential worker. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7277 Well, last day! Sisyphus & co. is finally replacing yours truly with some scab lever and a tax-sheltered place to stand! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7278 I’ve got the whole world on my behind! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7279 Henry,when you're done with that,take out the trash! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7280 Wrong delivery 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7281 This delivery job is killing me! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7282 You think this is tough, try carrying Jupiter. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7283 This would be a LOT easier if I only had to worry about America First. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7284 This time I won't drop it. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7285 I'm off to my Ayn Rand LARP 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7286 Sometimes I feel like I have the weight of the world on my back. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7287 Charles, dd you take your vitamins? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7288 The commute’s killing me. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7289 I really thought that bookful of maps idea would catch on and I'd be able to quit my day job. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7290 It is Earth day. I am recycling it 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7291 Don't forget to pick up milk on your way home. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7292 You could have told me it was the wrong globe before I brought it home. Robert Jablon, Washington D.C. 202-669-4820 rcjablon@aol.com 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7293 DON'T LEAVE YET! IT'S MY TURN TO HOLD THE WORLD ON MY SHOULDERS 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7294 And this time...try not to drop it! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7295 If it gets too heavy, just shrug 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7296 I wish that just once the damn thing would stay put up there. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7297 Yes I'm sure. He said "back to work Atlas...not at last". 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7298 What happened to Peru? So much heavier than yesterday. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7299 Mrs. A., can you hold this a sec? I forgot my face mask again. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7300 Give me a break; I already have the weight of the world on me 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7301 Honey, just make sure you tell the psychiatrist that you always feel l 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7302 Bye. I can't bear working from home anymore! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7303 I don’t think Atlas will ever want to mingle with you, Zeus... Especially in the middle of this pandemic!!! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7304 I need this (globe) for my History class! Its Roman culture day! Yoy could give me a hand. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7305 We're on the way out 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7306 Good luck with it. It will only get heavier . 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7307 When we heal the earth , we heal ourselves 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7308 I just feel like everyone's just adding pressure 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7309 Is it my imagination or is this thing getting heavier every day? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7310 I’m not sure which is worse, bearing the weight of the heavens or getting confused for the “Earth Day dude.” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7311 Close the door on my way out will ya? Gotta use whatever I've got so they can pay attention to my lesson on the dangers of global warming. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7312 Honey, you should try using your shoulders. It's better for the vertebrae. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7313 They didn’t tell be being Atlas would be such a Sisyphean task. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7314 I feel like I have the weight of the world on my butt. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7315 Don't worry about it Atlas......put the world aside..….the merry-go-round will continue to spin as merrily as before. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7316 I tried recycling last time. This time it’s going straight to compost. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7317 And don’t think for one minute this means you don’t have to take the trash out when you return, Mister I’ve Got the Whole World on My Shoulders. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7318 I see the full moon rising over South America. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7319 If you’’re going to complain about my form the least you could do is put on your yoga pants. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7320 Why can’t you just use a vibrator like everyone else? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7321 I am an essential worker dear! I can’t work from home 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7322 Me and my Big Mouth 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7323 A big thank you to all essential workers!! Removing all items that no longer spark joy. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7324 I have the garage booked for virtual tango at noon so tell your students you’ll be finishing early today. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7325 Try not to drop it going down, the elevator's out of service. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
7326 What do you mean I should have it in my hands? It’s heavy enough on my back! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
7327 The old world goes out the door. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7328 Atlas'walk of shame 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
7329 I guess the weight of the world really is on your shoulders. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
7330 Sure! I can pick up some groceries since you don’t want to go out! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
7331 ...and squat. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7332 I’d take take saving souls any day over this. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7333 This is the heaviest cross I’ve had to bear. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
7334 One of these days I’m just going to shrug it off.” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7335 The brain of a healthcare worker” 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7336 Sorry, I've got commitment issues." 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7337 “yes honey, i have lysol wipes in the car” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7338 Did you take out the rubbish first ? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7339 Maybe now Greta will see that I'm working hard" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7340 Jake's partner gave up trying to understand why he carried the weight of the world on his back. " 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7341 Oh yeah? If WE're causing the "warming" & burning everything then why don't you take it down through the fire escape? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7342 "Leave it round the side by the used mattress" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7343 That’s it! I’m returning this to Atlas. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7344 Yeah, I can get the door. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7345 This isn’t what I meant when I said I’d move mountains for you” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7346 Don’t worry Honey, i’ve got your back” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7347 Don't overreact" 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7348 Don’t worry, I’ll have it back by June.” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7349 You're timing could not be worse." 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7350 Well somebody’s got to do it! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7351 Alright... but I bet you they didn’t even notice it‘s gone!” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7352 Off to spend another day as an essential worker... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7353 Well, I just don’t see why you can’t tidy up a bit while I’m at work. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7354 Somebody’s gotta do it.” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7355 Don't wait for me tonight, I will be going to my spinning class" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7356 Sweetheart, if you leave now you’ll have to quarantine with Sisyphus. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7357 I’m just really not in love with what those gladiator sandals are doing for your legs.” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7358 Need anything from the store, babe? - Atlas 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7359 Yeah, sure, I’ll sanitize it when I come back.” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7360 ‘The world on my back’ 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7361 Bruce decided after being trapped inside a 50 year old marriage, it’s NOW time to face the world. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7362 They said I wasn’t essential” 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7363 You want a divorce? Fine! But I'm taking the kids. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7364 I guess I’ll have to carry the thing. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7365 at least the commute has gotten a little quicker... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7366 My back.....!!!! “ 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7367 Ha! satire, satire." 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7368 Honey, I told you to call pest control! They’re dropping like flies. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7369 This world isn’t big enough for the next creative endeavor I intend to leave unfinished.” 1.1724 0.01964 58 52 5 1
7370 Oh Alexander! Why did you ever think of conquering the world, when six feet of earth makes us all equal?" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7371 If you have to fall, fall forward. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7372 Honey be careful this time, we only have two more left. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7373 No backsies now" 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7374 - If you say “I told you so” ONE more time Karen, I swear I won’t wash my hands after dumping this plague. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7375 I’m counting on Dr Pimple Popper to take care of this nasty tumour. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7376 We’re leaving you for Carole Baskin. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7377 I know; I know, Janine; it's about time someone pulled their own weight around here." 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7378 I'll be back. Just heading out to save the world." 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7379 I don't want to be late for my pilates class. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7380 Don’t worry, Alice; you’ll always be a bigger pain in the ass than Tierra del Fuego. 1.1724 0.04691 58 50 7 1
7381 Milk, bread, and eggs... anything else? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7382 Good news. Last trip. Social Distancing has moved world thinking to working at home." John Curliano, Alameda, CA 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7383 They told me it was flat. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7384 I have to go out again -- yesterday I forgot the shrug. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7385 That needs to go into quarantine... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7386 You can keep the kids. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7387 If I'm not home by 7, ask Fred to take my moonlighting job." 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7388 Be careful, its fragile these days! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7389 I think they stuck me with this role again because I teach Ayn Rand 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7390 I'll be back on winter solstice 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7391 If work were really the issue, you'd get on my ass about it like the rest of the planet. 1.1724 0.04691 58 50 7 1
7392 Hand me the String!!!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7393 I could be wrong, but I don't think that this is going to help slow down global warming. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7394 I only put it down for one night! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7395 It's okay, I can get the door too. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7396 Don't worry I'll get it to the top & be rid of it! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7397 Apparently, I am still “essential.” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7398 I just asked you to take out the trash”. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7399 I shrugged ONE TIME and this is what happened. Yes, I have to go into work. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7400 It was a tough job before but this pandemic is itching like crazy! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7401 Who needs GPS? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7402 How many times have you pushed it up that hill by now? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7403 Be back at 2021! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7404 And if you mention Yoga again... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7405 Don't expect me to roll that thing on your back for your back pain. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7406 I know, I know, you always feel you have the whole world on your shoulders. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7407 Can you hold this a sec? I forgot my wallet. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7408 Atlas, remember not to shrug! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7409 To the chiropractor. I'll be home by lunch time. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7410 O.K., Frank,I get it. Now let the air out, lose the Roman sandals, and come back to bed. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7411 Social distancing’s not an option. I’ve been lugging this around for centuries and haven’t missed a day: 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7412 I think this one is supposed to work the obliques. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7413 I may not make it... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7414 Global warming doesn't make this any damn lighter. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7415 I know the whole world is heavy with problems. But every time you go to lift people up you fart 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7416 Oh, just take that thing and get outta here. What do you think, you're some kind of martyr because you've got the world on your back? "We've all got our problems! Just Go! I've had enough of your whining and holier than thou stuff! Just go. Go! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7417 All I'm saying is that if Gaia and Dionysus have another of their foot-stomping fertility rave-ups today, there will be Hades to pay 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7418 Can you give me a hand? The world is slipping away over here! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7419 Lift with your shoulder, not your back. You will hurt yourself. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7420 I must save the world from this "pandemic " Marge!!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7421 Don’t forget the dolmades. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7422 I'll try, but I don't think I'll be able to return it after it's been used. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7423 Whats it like to have the world on your shoulders? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7424 Well, LARPing is essential to ME! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7425 His therapist calls it a "God Complex." 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7426 Because after all these years the whole world can kiss me there. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7427 Time I taught those flat-earthers a thing or two! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7428 For the millionth time -- no, I don't want a cup of coffee. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7429 I wonder what happens to Antarctica when he farts . . . maybe he's responsible for the polar icecaps melting. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7430 Do me a favor and make me a two-dimensional copy of this. It sure would lighten the load. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7431 If I need to pick up anything else, text me. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7432 No... Atlas can’t work from home! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7433 You really need a new looting satchel 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7434 I'll be home by sunset, or sunrise, depending on how the planet rolls. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7435 Could you hold this while I find my wallet? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7436 Get the door will you honey? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7437 It's not heavy, it's just awkward. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7438 Atlas, take a sweater you'll get sick. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
7439 After the planet toss we're all going out for some mead 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7440 Oh, I should shrug? Easy for you to say. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7441 Lemme guess there are still groceries in the car? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7442 Thanks for the tip lady.I'll be sure to buy Apple. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7443 Well I don’t even need a level and a fulcrum to move this!” Said Archimedes 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7444 All day I have to hold this thing in place. I can’t even shrug!” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
7445 I’ve got the weight of the world on my back 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
7446 It's round I tell you! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7447 It’s feeling a lot lighter these days... 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
7448 Richard, the government won’t consider you an essential worker just because you dressed up like a metaphor.” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7449 He’s got the whole world on his ass 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7450 I am going to hand it over to the bats this time! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7451 I’m putting this on the curb; it’s got ants.” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7452 I know Atlas carries it on his shoulders but... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7453 “Et tu, World?” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7454 Sweetie, Kim Kardashian didn’t break her back in the process of trying to break the Internet...” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7455 "You really should be wearing a face mask." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7456 I am an immigrant in this country, I have to go to work if we want to eat. 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
7457 You're breaking up with me?! Now?! I thought we're in this mess together. Ok, I'll just take my stuff and leave. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7458 Camus to his wife : Its time to push this one down again 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7459 Where’s your Mask 😷 and Gloves 🧤, also make sure you keep 6ft away... Our President send We are the King of the World.. I’m Liberating it right now honey 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
7460 I told you I shouldn’t be allowed to go to Target unsupervised.” 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7461 Did you remember to feed the dogs this morning?” 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7462 And don’t forget the dog food and poo pourri this time, Hal.” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7463 Can you just toss that over by the couch?” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7464 The gym is closed, so I’m going to carry this weight up and down the stairwell. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7465 Stop asking me when this will be over—you know I can’t shrug!” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7466 Won’t you give me a hand or you’ll just stare 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7467 I’d lend you a hand, but we have to stay at least 6 feet apart. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7468 Alright. I promise I won't let you down again. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7469 I’m getting outta here and meeting Sisyphus downstairs. I hope he’s wearing his mask! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7470 Sorry, miss, Antarctica's glaciers are melting on my toga. It'll just be a quick repositioning. Go ahead and start your Zoom history class in the meantime. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7471 I'm a dedicated actor, I wanted to play Zeus but I got cast as Atlas so I play Atlas. End of discussion. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7472 Someday I'll put this all down on paper. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7473 I could use a little global warming right now. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7474 What do you mean "Stop shrugging". How the hell do I know when I'll be back! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7475 Wish me luck. Today's my appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7476 Where am I going!? I'm an essential employee, Alice! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7477 i remember when I had the world on a string.... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7478 I'm returning it to eBay. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7479 I have to go in, I'm considered an essential worker. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7480 Earth Day? Seriously?! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
7481 Atlas! We’ll meet again ... 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7482 That globe is too big to have the whole world in your hands 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7483 Are you sure you don't want that bagged lunch I made for you? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7484 Global warming is soothing my back pain. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7485 I thought you said returns to Amazon were easy? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7486 If I had a damn face mask, I'd wear it. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7487 I know you've been going through a tough time but, get it right! It's suppose to be on your shoulders. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7488 Bill didn’t take to retirement well. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7489 Tell the Rotsky's to bring a bottle of red tonight. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
7490 Ok, but this is the last time I’m taking out the garbage! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
7491 Where are you off to?" She said. *Atlas shrugged* 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
7492 'I feel trapped under this old burden' 1.1690 0.02827 71 61 10 0
7493 They say now I’m suppose to get hazard pay. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
7494 OK, I'll return it... but I didn't see anything "greener" on the shelf. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
7495 It’s not heavy, it’s my mother.” contes 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
7496 Oh yeah, the quarantine beard is a good look for him” 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
7497 I just can’t take it anymore, Martha! My ears are ringing from TikToks, time to lock things down! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
7498 You think it's easy carrying the world on your shoulders every day? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
7499 Be gentle dear, she’s still recovering. 1.1667 0.03426 72 63 8 1
7500 This would be a lot easier if all I had to hold was my book. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7501 For those warriors that carry the world on their shoulders to keep us safe at home. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7502 Do you need me to pick up anything on my way home tonight? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
7503 With Zoom classes who needs an atlas? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7504 Let the other people take care of it now. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7505 Enough! I'm taking this in for an exchange. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
7506 I distractingly signed a document as Irene #Cuomo Are we married now? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
7507 Healthcare work is not what it used to be.” 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7508 That’s not how you win a heavyweight championship title...” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7509 Do you think they noticed? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7510 What in the world... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7511 Honey, they said flatten the curve not your spine. This requires collective action.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7512 You want it darker? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7513 No, it’s fine, i got it” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7514 It’s a blessing and... mostly just a curse.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7515 The point, Atlas ? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7516 It’s an endurance exercise.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7517 "Isn't all that load too heavy for your age?!" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7518 The cashier said no returns but I'm going to see if they can make an exception for this one." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7519 And yet, carrying the weight of our marriage is still the hardest thing I have to do for living 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7520 I wish I had taken those 'Zoom' pilates lessons more seriously" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7521 I’m going to be in a bad mood if I can’t find any toilet paper today. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7522 Alas, Atlas could no longer bear the wait of the world, he shrugged and departed. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7523 Come on, honey, why can’t you take the day off? Not like the world depends on it 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7524 The trick, Karen, is to lift from the knees. Our health insurance will take care of the rest.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7525 Working from home may well feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, Susan, but I don't think you can say we're all in the same boat!" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7526 If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7527 Oh the farce! Every year, only once a year, on Earth Day!” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7528 I guess I'll get lunch in the cafeteria today. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7529 See, it’s nothing... I do this everyday. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7530 That’s not what I meant by, “When in Rome, Peter.” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7531 That’s a lazy man’s load” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7532 We see the World not as it is, but as we are” Stephen Covey 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7533 Headed back out to the time machine, honey. I think we finally figured out when it all went wrong!” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7534 They didn’t have a single glove! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7535 Sure, we built Rome, but we won’t let you bunny slipper plebs demolish it in a day!” 💁🏻‍♂ 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7536 Gasp...this seems heavier than usual. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7537 It was a test of your competence, your compassion, and your will. So yeah, repossessed. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7538 Anything else while I’m out? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7539 I thought she said ‘Earth Date’ so I took it out for dinner. So she tells me she said ‘Earth DAY’ & now I gotta figure out how to get this back in the universe.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7540 At least I get to leave the house." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7541 Don’t look at me like that. You cast your pebble with the Greens in the last general war not me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7542 Will they process my return even though I took the tag off? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7543 I don’t want store credit, either. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7544 I’m already dealing with enough here, Karen” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7545 The world doesn’t belong to just you, Karen.” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7546 Ugh no, Jim, lift from you knees not with your back! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7547 The trick is to lift with your legs.” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7548 This is not “twerking” damnit! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7549 Is it just me or do these bowling balls get bigger every year? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7550 Hey Jude, you’ll do. The movement you need is on your shoulder” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7551 Atlas, you need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7552 It’s Modelo time.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7553 I’ll be back tomorrow with our updated, ‘corona free’ version 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7554 Fine, if you're not impressed by this darling, I'll find someone who is" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7555 I'm telling you, this replica is not going to work" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7556 I’m putting the weight of the world on my shoulders to build character.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7557 Submitting for my dad “it seems a little bit heavier lately...” 1.1636 0.04688 55 48 6 1
7558 It’ll be funny. I saw it on TikTok. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7559 Honey, when the doctors said you needed to start lifting, this isn't what they had in mind" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7560 I doubt anyone will notice if you just drop it already. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7561 Turns out 3 weeks to bootylicious is a more involved program than I thought” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7562 Can Kim K do this? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7563 I know you're stressed honey, but did you need to panic order a large, decorative globe right now?" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7564 Honey, you forgot to put on your mask.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7565 I’ll take the trash out 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7566 No, it isn’t part of the ‘official’ job description, but I’m trying to demonstrate that I’m a team player.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7567 When is there going to be an ATLAS day?" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7568 Honey, I’m sorry, but we did agree you’d Man up. I cant live like this any longer. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7569 I don’t know how I always end up with this chore” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7570 Why am I doing it this way? You’re home for a month and think you could do it better, right? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7571 can't stand this any” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7572 Sorry, wrong house...GPS never gets it right...” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7573 Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7574 Dolly,it's not what it looks like. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7575 Babe i think Socrates meant it figuratively.... “ 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7576 Taking it to the cleaners. Be right back with it! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7577 Sorry, wrong house. The world scares me too much. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7578 “Yeah, I know. I KNOW! It doesn’t spark joy” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7579 Honey, it’s a global pandemic. You’ll still be 32 in 6 months. You can move out then. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7580 ‘Now, go back where you came from, dear!’ 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7581 Did you remember your sunscreen? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7582 Thought bubble over the woman's head: over achiever 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7583 Be sure to return it back in one piece, after you've uploaded your home workout tutorial" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7584 Don’t shrug! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7585 How many times have I told you? Let me squeeze those pimples before they become nasty! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7586 Honey, I thought you said the return date on that one was 3 billion years ago.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7587 You can't go out!" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7588 I told you I’ve been training for this, but you never listen. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7589 Ohhhh!! My poor fellow, look, what they have done to you. 1.1636 0.01835 55 49 6 0
7590 Trust me, my chiropractor will fix this.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7591 Taking her to the salon, we’ll be back in a few hours.. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7592 Thoughts and prayers are not working, honey. Leave it to the frontliners." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7593 I think I’ll just go with a space heater... thanks anyway. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7594 Goin for a walk, see ya last year. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7595 Don't be late tonight I need you to watch the kids." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7596 It’s my individual right to assemble! It’s in the Constitution and it doesn’t involve anyone else!” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7597 Grand Spring Cleaning 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7598 The worlds anxiety is really great for strengthening my core 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7599 Ya gotta stay in the next room hun, until we see that it’s gray and polluted again. That means they’re back at it. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7600 You can shrug your shoulders all you like dear, last time I tried to even feign indifference, I received a strongly worded cease and desist letter from lawyers representing the Ayn Rand estate. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7601 I told you not to hoard. Now take it back for a refund. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7602 I guess you won't be home for dinner then?" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7603 If you say badunkadunk once more..." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7604 Oh suuuuurre, hon - I would loooooove to run to the store to get some milk.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7605 I ordered an Eartha’s, an Eartha Kitt LP” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7606 And just what would you know about what I have to put up with at work?” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7607 Should’ve taken some time off.” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7608 🎵 Atlas, my love has come along 🎵 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7609 Yeah, well I’m my own boss. Can your lawyer brother say that? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7610 I was told CrossFit would be fun. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7611 Fine I’ll leave, but I’m taking this with me.. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7612 Don’t be dramatic dale, Target said everyone was an essential worker” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7613 What!You think I can’t handle it 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7614 You can't use the "Marie Condo" excuse for everything Karen! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7615 Put down you’re ego, please. And remember, you’re just getting groceries. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7616 Yes dear. I’ll take it back to the top of the mountain again. 🙄” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7617 Oh quit being so dramatic, your job is not that important” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7618 “I’m just going to take this back to my workshop...it doesn’t seem to be working quite right.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7619 Be back in a bit ... bringing the trusty Trojan globe along.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7620 Stop asking me if I have to dump it on Organics. I STILL DON'T KNOW!!" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7621 I have to meet the guy who carries the moon for an eclipse. Don’t call.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7622 I don't care if it's not on my shoulders, it still feels like it's on my shoulders! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7623 This house isn't big enough for the three of us! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7624 Hold the bleach cure till I get back." 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7625 "Yes Dear. I'll try not to forget the milk this time.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7626 I'm taking it out for recycling" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7627 I'm going to trade it for Mars. 1.1636 0.05034 55 45 9 0
7628 It feels like everyone is on my back. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7629 Have a ball?" Really 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7630 Deirdre! Call Zeus and tell him: 'It's all true, I have first hand experience of the Antarctic ice melt." And Deirdre, thanks for the towels 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7631 Don't carry the world on your shoulders. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7632 can’t you take out the trash just once? lazy fucking roommate i hope you fucking die 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7633 What the fuck do you think I’m gonna do with it? I’m gonna eat it and I’m gonna shit it out. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7634 Sure, I'll carry the weight of the world AND find you hand sanitizer. 1.1636 0.04688 55 48 6 1
7635 Does this mean that globalism has failed? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7636 What a World...What a life" get this out of Trump Lan 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7637 The secret is to lift with your knees. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7638 Does our insurance cover the chiropractor's bill? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7639 does social distancing mean I have to carry the world 6 ft off my back? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7640 Don't put too much pressure on yourself today. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7641 I meant an atlas I could look at from closer than 6 feet! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7642 You know that, darling, this is what it means to bear the name "Atlas" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7643 I hate bring your children to work day. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7644 non aspettarmi per cena, ho da fare 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7645 See if you can get the GPS fixed. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7646 This is a marathon dear, be careful not to drop it 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7647 Enough already! I tried carrying it on my shoulders but it kept falling back. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7648 Another billion miles or so of fiber optic and I'll be able to hold it in my hands. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7649 Take it back, it's too small 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7650 Sure I can roll it, but how’d that work out for Sisyphus? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7651 Atlas honey! Hope washed your hands with soap?” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7652 Unfortunately, my disability insurance doesn't cover acts of God. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7653 I feel like I'm carrying the weight of the world. I'm done with "stay at home". 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7654 Essential my a$*$ 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7655 Say, ya know the faster they kill themselves, the lighter this thing gets. I'll be back by lunch." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7656 At least doesn't smell as smoggy these days. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7657 Giving it some fresh air would be your job... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7658 I really don't think this is the best way to make your boss realize you are overworked... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7659 Don't shrug. Use your knees. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7660 Weight! Don't tell me! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7661 Without the receipt I will not get a refund. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7662 Let's leave it at having the whole world in my hands. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7663 If clothes make the man...that cup & saucer suit the lady! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7664 Hop up then 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7665 If somebody calls for me, tell them Atlsa is out shrugging. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7666 Just going to the top of the hill to drop this. Be right back. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7667 Chile is a dagger pointed at my sciatica! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7668 Oh, you’re going to rock my world are you? I think not! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7669 I’ll be in the back yard. I’m working from home till further notice 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7670 Enjoy your coffee and bathrobe. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7671 Isn't that hot? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7672 I don't want to go out there either,but apparently I'm essential. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7673 Your second hand smoke is ruining everything. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7674 I'm leaving! I'm tired of you telling me it's time to pass the ball onto the next generation! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7675 Big problem is I can’t reach my phone. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7676 It's heavier than it looks 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7677 Ok, so I’m not Atlas. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7678 Everyone has an off year, Marge. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7679 Atlas but couldn't you do Smart Working ...? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7680 Because my job is essential and I do it solo. 1.1636 0.03446 55 47 5 1
7681 To hell with shelter-in-place. I'm as 'essential' as any other working slob. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7682 Don’t go.. stay home.. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7683 my ass really do put in work 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7684 Greta? She's sheltering in place. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7685 Between chiropractic bills and this thing not getting any lighter, I'll be living with you for a while, Mom. Now grab for the door for me will ya? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7686 They say you're supposed to wipe it down before you bring it inside. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7687 Dammit. I forgot my mask. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7688 Yeah, think of it as a 'reverse pilates' you say. I feel better already. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7689 OK, so I'm an "essential worker." What I want to know is am I going to be able to pay the chiropractor? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7690 The bear keeps trying to run away, so the ball keeps spinning on my back. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7691 No, Alice, I can't take the trash out now. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7692 Because, Louise, my ancestors built the pyramids and I happen to like Earth Day. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7693 All right already. But I bet the new World Trade Center won’t have one down there either. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7694 Just taking it down to the garage honey! It's been wobbling on its axis lately. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7695 I'm tired of carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7696 You want me to pick milk on the way home? Seriously ? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7697 I'm more an essential worker now than I was then! 1.1636 0.02268 55 48 7 0
7698 Where in the world do you think you're going,mister? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7699 Every day you say, "Good luck, Atlas dear," and every day, same old grind. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7700 Pandemic, burden on earth stay off my back...ugh! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7701 These sandals are killing me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7702 Why not get on the ball for a change? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7703 I'll shrug if I want to! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7704 He wants to know where there's still a malaria problem. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7705 I told you never to bring that kind of crap into the house again! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7706 Gotta get this thing out of here in the interests of social isolation. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7707 I hate Mondays under this planet! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7708 I know that you are enamored by Greek mythology, but you are no Sisyphus. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7709 GPS? I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t just say that. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7710 This'll do my quads a world of good. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7711 A tad presumptuous, this whole CrossFit thing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7712 ...and all those ungrateful wretches are gonna do is trash it. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7713 Atlas, at least global warming soothes the strain of carrying the weight of the world on your back 1.1636 0.04688 55 48 6 1
7714 And anytime I feel the pain I won't carry the world upon my shoulders Na-na-na, na, na, Na-na-na, na 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7715 Enjoy your day! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7716 I'ts for the Earth Day celebration. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7717 You gave me decaf? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7718 No, I don't plan on doing anything new today. I haven't done anything new for 3,000 years. Sheesh! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7719 It's not gluten free. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7720 . . . and I don't want to hear your bitching next time you have your period! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7721 Don’t worry honey, He’ll take walk-ins 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7722 No, I can’t shrug off work today! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7723 Yeah, yeah. I got your moon right here. Never gets old. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7724 Have a nice day at work. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7725 Fetch the bolt cutters. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7726 Shoot, can you put my mask on for me? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7727 Honey, been a while since I took Mother Earch out for a date! 1.1636 0.05664 55 46 7 1
7728 I hate legs and glutes days. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7729 The new chiropractor claims I won’t have to see him for an eternity. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7730 Can you at least get the door for me? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7731 Last time I go home with someone from a costume party. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7732 That huge wooden horse didn't work. We'll try this other "gift" instead. Thanks, Earl! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7733 I'll just exchange it for a newer model, this one is beyond repair 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7734 See you around. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7735 Atlas Movers.........Global Moving Service. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7736 You have to squat not only for yourself, but for the world too! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7737 It's mad – everytime I take work home, there is some kind of emergency the next morning. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7738 Sorry honey, they won't let me work from home. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7739 I don't care if it's contributing to global warming; it feels great on my herniated disc! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7740 It's leg/save humanity day. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7741 Your the one who told the judge you want my worldly possessions 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7742 It's too early to keep the world six feet away! 1.1636 0.02268 55 48 7 0
7743 All right, I ‘m taking the damn globe to Goodwill! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7744 Yeah, that's why I had the air conditioning cranked up last night. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7745 I’ll get the garbage on the next trip. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7746 Help me - my back is going out. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7747 Why does the Atlantic Ocean look like your cousin Slimy? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7748 Somehow it seems lighter recently. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7749 Gotta go push this around for awhile. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7750 its about time you took out the trash 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7751 Well, someone's got to do it. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7752 All right. I'll exchange it or get our money back. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7753 Some of us really know, not just Google know. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7754 Thanks for taking on the weight of the world - it feels great to pass it on. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7755 You'd get a better rest if you stopped sleeping with the damned thing. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7756 Sure, Karen, I'll grab some French vanilla creamer and a bag of Cheetos after my 12-hour shift. No trouble at all. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7757 Atlas, honey, it's not that I don't like "your stuff" -- there just isn't enough space. Heaven forbid we buy a bigger condo. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7758 There are easier ways to add a background to your Zoom calls, you know? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7759 Have a good day. Don't forget to shrug 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7760 Rather than my leaving the world via quarantining myself during this and future pandemics, the world can leave me via Atlas, who has graciously agreed to get sick for all of mankind. 1.1636 0.04688 55 48 6 1
7761 I’ll be late again, no one wants to cover for me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7762 Yes, dear, Amazon Prime is taking over the world.... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7763 Since I can’t travel, I take the world with me! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7764 Well, Harry, if you want to be unknown here 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7765 Ok....I’ll drop it off, but I can’t believe you haven’t had this completely disinfected or sterilized since 1918. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7766 I was doomed to balance it on my shoulders, not on my butt. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7767 I think it worked better on your head attie. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7768 Honey, you aren't an essential woker. 1.1636 0.05358 55 49 4 2
7769 I'll probably be late tonight. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7770 Yes, if it behaves logically it should stay at the top of the hill.....Why? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7771 Oh God... lift with your legs. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7772 You don't have to bring your work home with you. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7773 For the record, not what I had in mind for a world atlas. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7774 Ha! And you thought it was turtles, all the way down. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7775 Thanks for last night, now it's back to being an essential employee 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7776 I’ll be right back, just taking out the trash. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
7777 No, I hold this family up! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7778 Damn virus and the off-limits elevator! Schlepping down and up 12 flights all day, every day has destroyed my workaround ! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7779 Somebody asking for a raise today? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7780 It didn't work too well carrying it on my shoulders, so I thought I would try this. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7781 This app is out of this world. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7782 Would a real man do this? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7783 Have you thought of just selling the book version? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7784 By the way, who’s Aphrodite? I found her number in your pocket. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7785 You'll be left without your world when I'm gone. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7786 Is it me, or does the world feel heavier? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7787 Come on now... don’t let it touch Uranus 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7788 No dear, telework is not an option. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7789 Don't be so dramatic, you're just a state senator. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7790 It's a metaphor for how I feel about life. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7791 No. I won't be wearing a mask. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7792 Couldn't find a better explanation for tomorrow's river crossing... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7793 I can't move my meeting; just stick the kids in front of the TV during your Zoom therapy. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7794 Yeah, it sucks to be essential, but you could at least put on some makeup Aphrodite. 1.1636 0.03904 55 47 8 0
7795 It's s not so bad having Australia digging into my back. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7796 Don’t tell me I need a haircut. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7797 Why you lookin at me, lady. Yer got bunnies on yer foots 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7798 Honey, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Joe Exotic is more likely to get a pardon than you. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7799 I love you and I promise not to shrug. / 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
7800 Rona Shrugged 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7801 Honey, I think it’s time for one of those posture-helping devices. You really need to stand up straighter. You’re going to get headaches.” 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7802 "ask miss Thunberg to give a hint!" 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7803 "I'm taking it back. You didn't kept enough distance." 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7804 Sorry, honey. Olympus called—I’m essential.” 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7805 And I thought Jesus was a martyr.” 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7806 When you stop treating this like Sh**, I’ll give it back (from my son) 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7807 Don't be such a drama queen Brian, i just asked you to get some milk from the store." #quarantine 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7808 Looks like there’s a problem with it. I’ll take it back to the shop and have it fixed up for ya.” 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7809 Yeah, right”! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7810 The alt-right leaving their homes with the weight of the economy... I mean the world... on their shoulders 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7811 When the Gods decided to take Earth back 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7812 He's asked me to head back to 750 BC and "think out of the box" this time. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7813 Got the world on a string... or has it got me... buried deep! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7814 Hey, Jude, I thought we talked about this 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7815 “Enough already.” 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7816 Just like with the Spanish flu, you've gotta shake them up a Lil, so they start following directions. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7817 No, not today. I'm #WFH 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7818 Atlas: On his way to the dump Her: “you’re going to recycle that, right?” 1.1607 0.05270 56 50 4 2
7819 Did I say I wanted the extra large one?? I told you a hundred times I wanted the SMALL one! Can’t you do ANYTHING right?” 1.1607 0.07106 56 51 1 4
7820 I know you have become a good climber after all these years but did you wash your hands my dear Sisyphus?" she said. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7821 So you’ve finally moved on from mooning? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7822 I know what the weather report said, Marge, and for the umpteenth time I don’t need a jacket...” 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7823 Here is the loaner, where should I leave it while refurbish the old one? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7824 Yes, Cheryl, I put on the quarantine 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Thank you for noticing." 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7825 No, the ice caps melting doesn't lighten my load. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7826 Can you please restore this? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7827 We forgot to coordinate for the costume party. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7828 Sings: “He’s got the whole world in his hands. He’s got the whole world in his hands. He’s got the whole world in his hands. He’s got the whole world in his hands.” 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7829 I'm finally throwing out some of the junk that has collected in the basement. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7830 I'm taking this thing in one more time to see if it can finally be fixed right. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7831 Worth the wait? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7832 You're taking your "Save the World" a little too far! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7833 Chicken Little made a fuss, and who had to answer for it? [My physicist friends wanted me to say, "Another day, another Higgs boson", but I was afraid you would not get the joke.] 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7834 No Marie, I don't need your help 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7835 I made you a bagged lunch, Ralph - Did you forget to take it? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7836 To the Editor: Re caption contest, week of April 19: Is the implication that this domestic scene occurs on a different, much larger planet than Earth? Please advice, that I may make the appropriate joke. Best, Rich 1.1607 0.04613 56 49 6 1
7837 Are you sure we’re out of Chardonnay? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7838 I'm taking it to the doctor. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7839 I should be okay unless I shrug. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7840 Make sure you don't drop it. Atlas, really. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7841 Well, Trump isn't going to do it! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7842 You should try yoga. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7843 I know, garbage on the left, recycling on the right, but was it heads or tails? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7844 The beginning of back pain! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7845 Understand, it's a global perspective thing. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7846 I have to go back to Gaia, my Zeus!, the worlds getting heavier. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7847 Next time tell your Mother to just buy the book! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7848 Atlas heading out for FIIT training 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7849 I Know,I know. It’s the man’s job to take out the trash. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7850 When I said get off my back I didn't mean you. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7851 I can't work from home with all your nagging. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7852 Yes, dear, I promise I'll put it down if the slipped disk acts up. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7853 Can’t you do anything besides shrug? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7854 Uh... Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
7855 Days off” 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
7856 Yes dear dear, I’ll find you some cotton carrots to go with your slippers. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
7857 If social-distancing is bothering you give this a try. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
7858 Five weeks of dog park closures and poor little Spot has really let himself go. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
7859 I better take this to my time period and get it repaired 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7860 Now it is time for the world to heal and feel the nature... Materialistic world is now being taken care of by the Greek immortals in an Old School Way ...but again why the Hercules is hunching 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
7861 Ask my chiropractor if he makes house calls. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7862 Why does everyone always ask me that? Who the hell is pitbull? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7863 Why is it STILL so heavy?" 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
7864 No Prof. Sokrates, autoexamination was not enough" 1.1571 0.03304 70 62 7 1
7865 Yo, Zeus, you can't send lighting bolts this week without gloves and a mask. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
7866 It’s getting heavy so got to improvise. Plus I can work my glutes more.” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
7867 @ Put it back where you found it. Ain't no one got time or space for that. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
7868 Tomorrow, well try Hangouts. I'm done Zooming! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
7869 I’m taking this back” 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7870 If it worked with my Keurig I really would take it” 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7871 Atlas, honey you have to stop taking your work home! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7872 I missed leg day yesterday, can’t miss earthday also” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7873 My psychiatrist just told me my excessive responsibilities as a child likened me to Atlas so I’m dressing the part. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7874 ‘It might mean nothing to you Marjorie’ 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7875 Taking it to its yearly walk around the sun. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7876 “Be sure to lift with your legs and not your back.” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7877 I'm not getting paid nearly enough for this" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7878 White guy takes the credit, again 🙄😂 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7879 You don't see humans on the streets but they're there and they're heavy, Karen 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7880 And this is why you can't have nice things. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7881 Brenda...I'm telling you I should have gone with the pans!! It's a pandemic for Christ's sake!!!! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7882 His wife Anne said, “Shrug it off honey” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7883 Just sit back and watch the tv. I’ll take the world off your shoulders for a bit. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7884 It’s lighter, but way more of a burden... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7885 Next time we role-play, let’s use a yoga ball.” 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7886 Don't forget to pick up the milk." 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7887 OK, Ayn Rand I am not shrugging! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7888 I am getting rid of the coronavirus for good 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7889 The weight of the world or decathlon practice? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7890 Who do you think you are? Kim Kardashian? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7891 After Bowling can you pick up some milk on the way home? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7892 'One in the hand' was always plenty for you, Phyllis. Where'd you get this 'Two in the bush' idea? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7893 For me, every day is Earth Day. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7894 I don't care if you have to go the Garden Center today, I'm not taking the Prius to work, 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7895 Of course, I'm an essential worker. It's not like I can just drop the ball. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7896 No one will believe you are Atlas, Sisyphus. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7897 I'm going to go protest the social distancing orders---that should help lighten this load a bit. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7898 This is mine. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7899 Some of us are essential. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7900 Time to finally put this sucker in the trash. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
7901 You know, the guy with “The Thinker” routine has it a whole lot easier. 1.1538 0.03770 52 45 7 0
7902 'I'm trading this in for a Saturn.' 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7903 Oh yeah, "He's got the whole world on his back, he's got.... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7904 I’m taking it back until this whole quarantine thing ends” 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7905 Atlas, would it kill you to get some fresh air?” 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
7906 "you had your chances" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
7907 I'll be back for another load" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
7908 Don’t spill anything on the way out @khai_t123 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
7909 Weight of the...oh no, wait of the world! 1.1515 0.04177 66 58 7 1
7910 I’m glad I paid for insurance” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7911 "Hey! It's been heating up a lot lately. You're a science person, right? Can you have a look please? Maybe I should restart it and see if that works?" 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
7912 Uhm, I don’t believe I received a global warning...” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7913 Somehow, the end of the world makes my holding it up very essential work 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7914 For the last time, I'm sick and tired of hearing about Gerald and his orthopedic practice!" 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7915 Keep it up at work today 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7916 I can see my ball isn’t wanted. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7917 Well, this isn't working anymore so I'm putting it by the curb 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7918 Not all men.” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7919 I don’t know how the Ayn Rand Playhouse got declared an essential business, but I’m not asking any questions” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7920 Make sure to recycle! It is Earth Day after all.” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7921 I’m finding it difficult to keep 6ft away from them.” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7922 “Don’t Wait Up-This Will Take All Day” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7923 I'm taking her out, it's her birthday." 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7924 I’m going back to the store, this one came with a virus!! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7925 It has a 5 billion year warranty, I’m taking it back” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7926 This wasn't what I had in mind when you wanted to role-play dear" 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7927 I knew you’d make a comment about the sandals. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7928 Don’t forget to say happy earth day.” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7929 Tell them I just went out for cigarettes. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7930 Thanks for the advice dear, but I don’t see how “shrugging” is going to help. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7931 Yes! I’m going to the doctor to have the rash looked at, happy?” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7932 Don’t you shrug at me!” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7933 Have fun at the movies dear. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7934 What do you mean, “togas aren’t sufficient PPE”? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7935 This is broken, I’m taking it back to the store. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7936 Does it give you a thrill of excitement when you hold it? Does it give you that little spark of happiness? If not, then it’s time to let it go from your life.” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7937 By when will the replacement be shipped?” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7938 2025: Son, I know you want to go back to college, but you’ll need to leave that behind you. The weight of the world is on all our shoulders now. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7939 Sisyphus restarting the economy. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7940 Wow, he’s so heroic” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7941 Since when are you an essential worker? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7942 This was supposed to be a test run...at this rate climate change will most definitely break my back” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7943 I’ll see you tonight, hon. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7944 Honey, I can’t right now. I’ve literally got the world on my shoulders! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7945 It's too hot" 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7946 'Make sure you don't forget the Milk' 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7947 Honey, I insist you not leave our marriage without your pants on. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7948 Honey, the CrossFit gym is closed too...” 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7949 The world is truly on my shoulder now 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7950 This darn thing. I tried pushing it up the hill. It just kept falling down. It’s going back to Costco. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7951 and they called ME inessential? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7952 Oooo ouch my back hurt owie 1.1509 0.05648 53 45 6 1
7953 No, you need to keep your shoulders over your knees when you go down. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7954 Za Warudo!!!" 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7955 Just borrowed for an hour to get my daily workout done! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7956 You know this country wasn’t built to be closed” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7957 I’d offer to help you but I’m not essential enough. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7958 No, Susan, the A.C. won’t stop global warming. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7959 Honey, are you sure you count as an essential worker? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7960 You wanted to do everything yourself. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7961 We’re going to need a bigger boat (load of Clorox wipes.) 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7962 He’s got the whole world on his back , he’s got you and me baby on his back! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7963 Remember to throw out whatever doesn't make you happy. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7964 Honey! "You can't carry the world on your shoulders during a pandemic of coronavirus." Stay home, otherwise we won't have a world! . 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7965 Sisyphus is over the boredom of quarantine. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7966 You’re sure you don’t want a backpack? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7967 “well could have married my brother Donald he didn’t care he had the weight of the world@on his shoulders!! so I guess that does@mean I am going to work” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7968 I’ll be in the living room 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7969 All you ever hear about is Sisyphus.” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7970 honey im goin to return this one, its broken 1.1509 0.04584 53 47 5 1
7971 I’m gonna go try and sell this globe for heroin money. It’s a big globe so hopefully I’ll be back with a lot of heroin.” 1.1509 0.04584 53 47 5 1
7972 You ordered an Atlas, yes? Well, don’t expect a refund! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7973 Sisyphus your not! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7974 For Crissake's Audrey, you try telling them I'm non-essential. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7975 Tell the kids I'll be back for supper. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7976 I’m out to prove all roads lead to Rome. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7977 “Joke’s on Zeus! It’s getting warmer and melting down my back!” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7978 It's my new global pandemic workout. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7979 That's good. You want to engage your glutes, and not just carry it on your... 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7980 Good job. Lift with your knees. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7981 Have compassion, Pleione! I can't just shrug it off. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7982 Hercules leaves with your baggage after a one night stand 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7983 I hope you checked with your chiropractor before doing this. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7984 I told you not to lift with your back 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7985 We're mad as hell and we're not gonna' take it anymore 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7986 You don’t have to walk with gravity. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7987 Illegitimi non carborundum! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7988 First in your hands, now this. I suppose next time you will be on top of it. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7989 This is 'bring your world to work' day. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
7990 Last night was great. If I don't immediately answer your texts its because I have my hands full. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7991 Atlas (backwards) hugged 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7992 No Debbie, I cannot take the kids to their first post-COVID-19 soccer practice. Do you see that I’ve taken on the weight of the world? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
7993 No, it's not a GIG . . it' s globalist flash mob alert . . 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7994 I hope I have earned a V rating from you 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7995 Yes, I'm supporting my back. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7996 Yeah,yeah,I stretched! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7997 Dang, I hate it when I always forget my pants! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7998 I get it. Weight of the world and all. I'll take out the garbage. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7999 If all goes well I'll come home on the 5:15. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8000 Is my butt showing? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8001 Yeah, well, it was a lot lighter before this COVID bullshit. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8002 Those sandals have got to go. Unsupportable. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8003 This is too heavy. I’m going to ask if I can get Mars, or maybe Venus instead. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8004 Try having it in just your hands. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8005 Thank you for having me. Sorry for the mess. I didn’t know they would try to escape. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8006 If I'm so "essential" why can't I get $15 an hour? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8007 Poor you. I’ve got back to back zooms today. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8008 Help me get the world off my back. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8009 I’ll be back to flatten the curve later. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8010 I've already got the world on my shoulders, and now you want me to stop and get milk? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8011 Don`t be late for dinner. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8012 You were right, I'm carrying the weight of the world on my back. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8013 I'll try one more day, then back to a topical analgesic 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8014 For Heaven’s sake, you have to ask? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8015 Look....I’ve already got the World on my back! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8016 Put it in the trash and get the mail. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8017 Their email says it needs to go back via UPS. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8018 Don't shrug, dear. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8019 If one of those kids starts simging "He's got the whole world im his hands" again, I'm goimg to throttle him. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8020 Yeah, yeah, normally I carry the world on my shoulders, but I'm icing my lumbago with Antarctica 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8021 I'm using it as an exercise ball since the gym is closed. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8022 This is awkward, I actually just wanted a book of maps…. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8023 Are are you wearing your jock strap? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8024 Come back when you’ve fixed it 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8025 I brought you something. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8026 Pick up some milk? I may not have time! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8027 That's because I DO have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8028 My turn to take out the garbage? Ok I’m taking 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8029 "I know, I know--but it's considered essential and they didn't have any PPE large enough." 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8030 You know, they say it's unhealthy to carry the world's weight on your shoulders. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8031 This working from home stuff is hard on my butt. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8032 No way. This is heavy. YOU take out the garbage. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8033 Off to another great day at ‘Medical Ventilators-R-Us’! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8034 Yes it is ironic we live on it yet I carry it 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8035 Yes, I realize this is just my inflatable exercise ball. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8036 Don’t be home late again. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8037 SEE! Its not flat! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8038 Ayn, all that shrugging is how I first threw my back out. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8039 This is a lot heavier than I remember 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8040 Honey, would you give me a hand? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8041 No Lois,I am not wearing a mask 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8042 /Users/jpena/Desktop/BD/Covid19 - State of emergency.jpg/Users/jpena/Desktop/BD/Covid19-Forced confinement.jpg 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8043 Can you get me a globe that has the correct continents and not this blobby mess? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8044 Yes, I asked. But apparently I cannot work from home... 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8045 I shrugged, already, I shrugged! But it threw my shoulders are out of whack 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8046 I’m a globetrotter and being in quarantine is not going to change that 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
8047 Take it back; having the world at my doorstep didn't turn out the way I thought it would. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8048 ...and.... if you don't stay off my back...I'm outta here! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8049 That's the way to do it; put your back into it! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8050 Yes, I took the trash out, Irene. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8051 Who do you think you are? Atlas? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8052 I just read The Myth of the Coronavirus by Camus. Just read The Plague by him and then you’ll understand! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8053 I need to get a workout in somehow. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8054 That’s it! I’m finding a new personal trainer! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8055 Shrugging isn't as easy as it looks, Carolyn. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8056 I’ll be darn if Archimedes thinks he can take this load off my back. I’m going to see him. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8057 My back is killing me . Just need to get a bit of fresh air . 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8058 Yes, I could use a blanket. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8059 Dont tell me it would seem weightless with bunny slippers... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8060 This would be so much lighter without all of the protest signs... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8061 Damn. That South America is getting to be a real pain in the ass. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8062 I've had enough! -I'm going to see if I can switch it out for Mars. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8063 Damn it, I gotta get back to work 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8064 Too much on my shoulders to have a good day. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8065 Look I can't get myself 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8066 Well, when Miss Rand returns, tell her I need to speak with her. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8067 I thought your boss said you could work from home. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8068 Look, Marilyn, when these losers figure out orbital mechanics I can retire, O.K.? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8069 Don't worry Alice, I found a tower of turtles I can put it on. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8070 Ok, ok, I’ll clean it, do you have the rest of the world’s problems for me to solve today? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8071 Traffic in the cloud makes my commute worse each day. 1.1509 0.04584 53 47 5 1
8072 Overpopulation is awfully heavy. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8073 Put a jacket on, you’ll catch a flu.” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
8074 With your bad back why don't you stop carrying the entire world. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
8075 heal the world; Make it a better place 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
8076 The world seems unusually heavy right now. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
8077 Again with the morning drama, all i said was make sure you get a refund this time dear no more store credit..and stop it with the manson lamps. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8078 Why don’t you try carrying it on your shoulders instead of your butt? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8079 I’ll be back before dinner. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8080 toolowin “he’s got the whole wide world in his hands...” 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8081 It is getting heavier to carry , so I am taking her to the doctor 1.1481 0.03651 54 47 7 0
8082 What a load you’ve got there. Anything I can do to help? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8083 You could have at least opened the door." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8084 Zeus this, Zeus that, then go ask him for a vasectomy! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8085 When the Kardashian girl did it with just a glass, she broke the internet and yet I can’t even get you to put on a pair of pants” 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8086 You stay in your room and think about what you did!” 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8087 There’s just too much competition online” 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8088 No kiss goodbye?” 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
8089 ... but they've told me I've got 80 years of guarantee!" 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8090 Don’t forget the trash.” 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8091 One must imagine Sisyphus tardy. // 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8092 This isn’t going to be here for much longer. How do ya’ like dem apples now, Hercules? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8093 Honey, I'm gonna take this one with me for a moment. I'll be back soon. Don't worry... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8094 What in the name of Caesar have you done?! I’m taking back what was mine - this time I won’t stop with Rome. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8095 Change me this world, Romazon. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8096 I was gonna give you my hall world, but you don’t even bother to wash your hands Karen! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8097 Hit the Junkyard again? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8098 Sorry Atlas, but they said to run your errands alone... You look like you've got this one covered." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8099 No mask? You’re arrested! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8100 Corona virus on its way out #atlas 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8101 Try to be the caretaker for once 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8102 Don’t forget to get the apples.” 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8103 Since you can’t take care of the family heritage, I take it back. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8104 It's really not that heavy" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8105 Are you returning that honey? Yeah it’s faulty! Well can you get some toilet paper while you’re there. ? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8106 Really now? Today of all days?" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8107 That’s not exactly what I meant when I said ‘don’t carry the weight of the world on your shoulders’ 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8108 Could this pass for planet B? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8109 What!?? Tuesday is garbage day! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8110 I got the coronavirus pandemic on my hands. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8111 Honey, don't drop it today, please. We don't need another pandemic. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8112 I tried to shrug it all off but it slipped. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8113 Honey, it can get quite tiring carrying the weight of the world on my back. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8114 Sisyphus didn't have the weight of the world on his back 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8115 I'll be home late. Don't wait up for me. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8116 I’m going to the dump! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8117 Now that the ice has melted I can carry it! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8118 honey, your boss already knows you’re carrying more than your share. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 5 1
8119 turttles don't catch the virus , you said ... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8120 Who says you have to carry it above youre head or in your hand? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8121 Atlas, schmatlas, I hate mornings! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8122 Recyclable pick-up is next week. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8123 Riding the byway of complete integrity 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8124 Use soap and water. Wash for 20 seconds. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8125 When you said I could stay a day for a favor this wasn’t what I imagined 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8126 Seriously. I WANT to be your philosopher, but everyone’s telling me not to carry the world on my shoulders. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8127 I didn't say 'working from home' wasn't real work. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8128 Everyone said it was a great opportunity for celestial advancement 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8129 I'm gonna return this. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8130 Dinner at 6 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8131 Yes, I’m sure I’ll be able to find my way around the grocery store. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8132 Can you draw the rest of my right leg in before I drop this thing. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8133 Years and years I do my job and all you can say is 'don't sweat the small stuff'" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8134 Haven't you ever heard of email? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8135 My fitness trainer recommended that I should stop carrying the world on my shoulders. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8136 You're sure this can be recycled? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8137 Darling, I know we are in a quarentine but remember, we do not own a dog... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8138 Honey, I’ll be back in a few after I return this ball. It seems to be falling apart 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8139 Yes, I could work from home if you'd be so kind as to bring the Atlas Mountains here. Could you do that for me? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
8140 Taking weight off your shoulders! 1.1471 0.04065 68 60 7 1
8141 I can't stand anymore!" 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8142 Suddenly everything is an essential errand to you,” 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8143 Taking it out for some fresh air before my next meeting. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8144 Honey, can you hand me my coffee? If I’m late again my boss will kill me. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8145 Atlast! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8146 Atlas, come back later when you have your face mask on for my geography lesson. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8147 I’ll carry the world if you’ll change the litter box. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
8148 Sure - this might look better than that monkey I had on my back, Gladys, but believe me when I say it's a world of hurt. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8149 My shoulders haven’t been strong enough since 2016. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
8150 Arthur, carrying a big balloon will never win. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8151 I decided not to flush this one! But honey, I don't know if I can eat those beans again. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8152 Get off my goddamn back, Hesperis! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8153 You said you loved Eddy Arnold. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8154 Just as Ayn Rand foretold......... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8155 They don’t need me in New York. I’m the New England man. I’m vital in New England. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8156 Atlas growing tired of working from home. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
8157 You used to mean the world to me, but not anymore" 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8158 I told you: you had to take that meeting with my father 1.1429 0.04146 63 56 6 1
8159 You've got a monkey on your back." 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8160 Really!? I just asked to do the dishes... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
8161 Atlas, your failure to abide may be abetting the pandemic! 1.1406 0.03427 64 56 8 0
8162 Well, it's your turn. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
8163 “The new manager wants us to roll it up and down.” 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8164 Today is back day, shoulder day was last millennium” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8165 Quit yakking and help me get this thing up my butt!” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8166 Will be back from my shift in a couple of days; don’t forget to send my student loan payment” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8167 Be back later honey. I’ve gotta go dunk this thing in a chemical bath.” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8168 Atlas, how many times do I have to tell you—lift with your legs!” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8169 And before you ask — yes, all that quarantine weight gain IS making it that much heavier.” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8170 Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8171 God: let me take it from here, Human. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8172 Shrug: a new delivery app” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8173 Does this match? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8174 Atlas Furloughed” is too damn long and I am putting it DOWN. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8175 Be right back, going to practice for the shot put.” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8176 I don't care if you think it looks stupid, Caroline: it's fashion!" 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8177 Don’t worry Susan ..... I’ll get the door” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8178 I knew something was wrong, I was supposed to do yoga and and rest my legs on it... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8179 After all that milk this, greenhouse gases are the least of their worries. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8180 It’s a bit on-the-nose dear” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8181 Not everyone can ‘work’ from home” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8182 Remember, just don’t put it on your shoulders 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8183 And fuck your bunny slippers too @newyorkercartoons @austonrut @smmosa 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8184 You know the American version is lighter” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8185 ‘This is so heavy, is it their weight or their deeds’ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8186 Good luck today, doctor. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8187 Be back by 6. I’m making meatloaf.” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8188 Honey, I realize you’re an essential worker, but given the circumstances, I don’t think anyone would mind if you wore sneakers.” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8189 I had a talk with the world and we need a break from you, Margaret. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8190 Mother of God, this is heavy" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8191 Don’t complain…that’s what you get for being a self-appointed intellectual!” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8192 I think Zoom will pick up on your burden without you having to walk around the block with that thing before the meeting. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8193 You’ve really done it this time, Karen! My father will hear about this! See you next Easter.” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8194 Better call Sisyphus!" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8195 Im taking this back, you obviously don’t appreciate it 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8196 I go on one holiday and this is what happens” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8197 Honestly Al, we’re all doing our part 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8198 Could you pick me up some apples while you’re out?” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8199 ...but, you can’t take it with you 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8200 It is essential to continue to convince the people the world is still not flat... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8201 This is back-breaking work Isabel! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8202 Don’t forget the hand sanitizer 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8203 Don’t forget your gloves, honey.” 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8204 Won't be home for lunch, hon! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8205 You don't have to tell me what's in the news today. I am literally stressed by having the world on my shoulders! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8206 Won't fit the crack anymore. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8207 Donald , how about a hand?!” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8208 Do you have room for Mars & Uranus on the truck? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8209 I should've never passed off Zeus! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8210 It would be a lot easier if this were flat. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8211 Don't let the expiration date scare you out of a great deal! 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
8212 All I said was, "Where can I find a good atlas!" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8213 I’ll call you after we see the doctor. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8214 You’re carrying your global views a bit too far. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8215 Look, you know as well as I do that Medieval Times is an essential service... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8216 Sure, honey, I won`t forget to buy almond milk on my way back home tonight. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8217 Maybe, somebody doesn't have to do it. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8218 Im leaving you, Pleione. And I don't know where I'll go, but it'll be somewhere on here. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8219 I've got the world up my ass. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8220 Someday, Harry, you’re going to ask yourself, ‘was it worth it?’ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8221 Sorry honey, nooners just aren't the same when I'm working at home. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8222 It's not as heavy thanks to the Coronavirus. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8223 Is there something on my back? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8224 I don’t want to hear it, Midge. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8225 I'm going out for a cure. Do we need anything else? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8226 Better than the weight of the world on my shoulders!! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8227 ...and don't come back. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8228 Persephone: "Off to work then Sisyphus?" Sisyphus: "Yes dear, don't wait up" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8229 Exactly. The whole world. On. My. Shoulders. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8230 Bye, honey, I’m off to work. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8231 Galen has got this one. I guess I’ll just work from home. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8232 You have to lift with the legs. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8233 I hate back and shoulder days. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8234 This is astronomically more correct with one moon orbiting 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8235 They told me I'd be working for a global company 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8236 Shrugging? This thing is heavy! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8237 How about just a little recognition for being an essential worker. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8238 Have a good day carrying the white man’s burden, dear 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8239 I know the Olympics were postponed, Honey , but I thought this would get us moving during the Great Sequester. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8240 All you do is nag, nag, nag and I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8241 It helps with social distancing 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8242 Honestly Fran, are we going to go over this again? You know how Zeus gets. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8243 I prefer Atlas to Asshole 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8244 No, I really do have the weight of the world on my back! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8245 I know already. I just want to show Fred where we’re going when travel opens back up. Okay, can you see Hawaii now? My back is getting realllly wet. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8246 Yes, a pandemic could make my load easier—if it doesn't get me first. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8247 This is actual size it’s the times that make it seem smaller 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8248 Martha, your 8 minute abs didn’t work, your banana bread didn’t help, my summer body isn’t ready yet! Until then, nobody gets summer. NOBODY. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8249 Pleione, I know I’m meant to be self-isolating but I’ve gotta head back west. For the millionth time, it’s essential travel!” 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8250 Small earthly duties." 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8251 "yeah, would you just scratch a bit right there?" 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8252 I’ll be home early, there’s a lot of rain today 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8253 Well ! It isn't that heavier ......... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8254 I think I know what the chiropractor will do. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
8255 I'm just taking it up to the rooftop." 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
8256 Yes, he's having a bad hair day. No, he's not sucking up to Belize. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
8257 I don’t think that’s your boulder, Si honey!” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8258 Honey, would you hold this for a second while I close the door?" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8259 So you’re saying it doesn’t spark joy?” 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8260 I know dear, you are essential. I just wanted to sleep in. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8261 Where in the galaxy are you putting the world? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8262 You know, you’re not holding that the right way.” 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8263 I do love world travel! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
8264 Enough. You have one job, to take care of it. I am taking it back. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
8265 Don't surrender to gravity, keep on rocking, Sisyphus! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8266 Let me know if my chiropractor calls. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8267 Please, don‘t drop it a second time. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8268 Honey, it’s time to give it back. I think they’ve had enough.” 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8269 Honey, must you always do things ass-backwards? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
8270 I've going to get some string. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8271 You always feel like you have to carry that for everyone. Put it down and take your coffee. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8272 Look how strong I am Bethany. I can lift the world, and you still want to fuck him? At least let me watch? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8273 Martha, they need to be walked every day! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8274 You think the weight of the world is on your shoulders?? While you’re off dealing with existential angst, I’m home all day homeschooling our kids!” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8275 Sure Rome wasn't built in a day Esther, but I've been stuck here for weeks now." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8276 It's Earth day at the office Trudy!" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8277 It’s my new posture routine” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8278 Either I'm getting old or it's getting heavier every day. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8279 My neck, my back..." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8280 Hold my wine. I’ve got this.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8281 I told you not to bring that in here,it will ruin the carpet. It's nice to see you doing some chores. And that's how you got hernia... I can't live with you two anymore ! Choose me or her. Atlas, you are to old for crossfit. Take that thing out. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8282 First heaven, now this world... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8283 Can I get a replacement for this faulty version? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8284 You won't get to save the planet this time" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8285 One World under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8286 I am done working from Home 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8287 I said Jesus take the Wheel, not the World 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8288 I guess I count as essential” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8289 Actual photo of man leaving home to go grocery shopping — Pandemic Quarantine, 2020. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8290 Apparently, if I take it back now, we can still get a refund." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8291 Back to basics ... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8292 Don’t forget to take out the garbage” 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8293 sorry i have to go they need me look what happens when i try to work from home " 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8294 I’ll be home early tonight, got a light day. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8295 Are you sure this can’t be recycled!?” “It’s too dirty, and I don’t want to clean it. Just put it in the trash” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8296 Frank, for the last time, can you stop going to Whole Foods in your Halloween costume? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8297 -Yes Yes I know, Atlas had better arms. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8298 This is what the 79 cents is all for. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8299 ‘It’s too heavy.’’Thats because you’re carrying it alone.’” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8300 Atlas, "That's the last time you put a coat hanger on me!! What do I look like? A Treadmill!?!?" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8301 Honey, your therapist said to control the controllables...” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8302 Thanks, honey. I just needed a little break. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8303 Zeus said he didn't have any gloves! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8304 I’m getting rid of this, apparently it’s infected with Homo sapiens! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8305 They screwed it up. This is why I made two. Don’t wait up for me.” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8306 It's supposed to be good for my posterior chain." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8307 Don't forget to pick up some creamer on your way home." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8308 I have to go to the grocery store. #TheAgeOfCoronavirus 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8309 The wife never lets me have any fun 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8310 Well, you did say it comes with a full warranty! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8311 No, you cannot have a refund Janet! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8312 Another day in paradise 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8313 Here, it's your turn to carry the weight. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8314 Essential worker, my foot!” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8315 “It’s called CrossFit, Karen!” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8316 But honey, are you sure that the post office is open on Earth Day? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8317 Bye! I’m off to the chiropractor!” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8318 I decided to clean up my room and do my bit for the Earth Day - couldn’t make any use of this bad boy though! Have a good day, Sir!” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8319 Well, enjoy your dark roast! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8320 Don’t forget to bring home a loaf of bread! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8321 You don't deserve her. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8322 Grocery workers during covid" 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8323 Yes right now you may have the weight of the world in your shoulders. But think about tomorrow and your posture 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8324 These at home workouts are getting more and more creative 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8325 A Mother’s Day Off” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8326 Atlas Complex, Travis?! I definitely have to issue a no return policy!" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8327 You said it was a flat-pack!” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8328 Would love to use those paid vacation right now but I’m an essential worker. I did wash my hands, Karen, sheesh. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8329 "I used to have this thing at my feet." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8330 Sisyphus's anniversary gift didn't come with a recite. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8331 You could at least help with the elevator door Patricia" 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8332 For Atlas' sake Sisyphus, this is blasphemy!" " If I have to roll a rock, I'm gonna roll the world!" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8333 I'm sick and tired of you constantly nagging about mother, we're out! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8334 Don't come with another of your poor metaphors Maggie! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8335 No no, you’re looking for returns on floor 5, this is HR. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8336 You know what they say Carmen... you better leave the past behind; I read it in my favorite self-help book.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8337 “Your instructed to keep your world inside” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8338 You only get her one weekend a month, yet you still make me forget I'm not Sisyphus." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8339 Some days you gotta be the guys who helps 'em 'carry their own weight'." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8340 Atlas: “oh Zeus, I thought the heavens were bad...” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8341 I wonder if this has an owner" 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8342 You protected me for long now it's my turn to keep you safe 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8343 Honey, I’m going bowling. Don’t wait up” 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8344 Yeah, returning this one. Isn’t working as it should and the manual is all messed up.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8345 Honey, your shoulders aren’t that broad” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8346 gotta show these little squirts what outside looks like 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8347 Where’s John Galt when you need him? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8348 Can the chiropractor adjust my spine on the phone? It’s been heavier lately... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8349 I said, if you want to be an influencer, you need better content- not continents! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8350 Looks like this thing is past its expiration date. Gonna go a replacement.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8351 Is my underwear clean?” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8352 Atlas, your backpack is extra heavy today.” “Yeah Mom, I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8353 I used to think this was a big deal, then I saw what Cuomo is lifting. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8354 I don’t see why Zeus thinks my job’s so essential. It’s not like I’m a nurse or a doctor.” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8355 “When I said you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders, I actually meant you should carry it in a wheelbarrow. “ 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8356 Tired of working from home I see." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8357 Looks like this one lost hope... I’ll be back with a new one next week Mama” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8358 When you’re the only one taking social distancing seriously 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8359 That’s right dear, just dunk it in hand sanitizer and that should do the trick. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8360 Wow, when you said you had the weight of the world on your shoulders, I had no idea... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8361 It’s not just the weight; it’s getting too hot to carry." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8362 I think you should just drop the idea and stay home. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8363 Do NOT shrug this time, dear Atlas. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8364 man,I wish I still sold Vacuums! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8365 That way I k ow you won’t dance 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8366 what kind of nutcase takes on THIS much responsibility? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8367 Just so you understand, people are saying I’d be more comfortable moving Greenland closer to Maine. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8368 While the rest of the world has to deal with the virus, look at what Antarctica is getting from you. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8369 I'm dumping it in the garbage, that's where I'm going with it. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8370 Go ahead Alice, sip your decaf. Someone needs to care about world problems. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8371 Why did I ever agree to take over this job from the turtles all the way down? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8372 If Sisyphus calls with another complaint, tell him to go fuck himself. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8373 Right old man ,got the weight of the world on your back meanwhile I have to decide what side of the couch I'm gonna lay on today So boohoo to you Ceasar 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8374 You've got Argentina in the wrong place. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8375 Essential business. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8376 No, I don’t want to hear about your troubles finding the right color shoes. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8377 You always make me feel as if I carry the world’s problems on my back. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8378 Mark honey, I just asked you to take out the trash. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8379 Get your hands off Eurasia" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8380 No, dear, I'm not forgetting my lunch. Today is Cyclops' birthday, and we're going to do a luncheon at the office to celebrate. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8381 No I'm not wearing a girdle. 1.1277 0.03215 47 42 5 0
8382 Gotta go in early to prep for a friggin' 9am Zeus meeting! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8383 I'll take out the trash as soon as I'm done with this! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8384 Social distancing? Seriously? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8385 Ann....I am not shrugged! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8386 Yes, Mary, the idiots have turned the earth into a raging monster. 1.1277 0.03215 47 42 5 0
8387 My science class about earthquakes starts in 5 min in the garage, hold your ground here. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8388 Fuss. Fuss. Fuss. Who you calling a sissy? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8389 And I thought that making the vaccine for the coronavirus was the world on MY shoulders! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8390 that notion i’ve the world in a string is debunked! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8391 Stop already with the don't-be-late-for-the-chorus-of-Hellenes rehearsal, can't you see I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8392 I'm not buying your fake news. You do not have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8393 This Global Pandemic is a real back breaker. Honey, stop starring at me, you know I have the weight of the world on my back. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8394 Can you pick up milk on your way home? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8395 OK, 6 days, perfect! Honey, I had that same dream - a pandemic will erupt from my Garden of Eden! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8396 I am so sick of "Who is John Galt"! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8397 Good luck finding your way around without this, Edna. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8398 My first choice was called Earth—it’s small enough to carry on my shoulders. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8399 Not heavier . . . just warmer. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8400 Why the hell is God so pissed at me? What did I ever do to him? Or maybe her? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8401 No, I just need you off my back. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8402 Yes, I'm returning it. Its broken. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8403 You'll feel a nice stretch in your glutes. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8404 If you want a back massage you know you can just ask 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8405 You try carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8406 Quit staggering...its' not that heavy. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8407 Where are you going with my world? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8408 Another new world order. These things are selling like hot cakes. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8409 They say I'm "essential," but do they supply masks? No-o-o-o ... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8410 Now is a good time. The interests rates are low. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8411 It's carrying it on you shoulders, Atlas, not on your back! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8412 And this, my Mortal Love, is how we Broadway actors use an exercise ball during quarantine." 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8413 I'll be home when I get this sorted out. Shouldn't be long. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8414 What do you mean do the military lift like Atlas does? He doesn't have a know it all wife! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8415 I’m going to try not to shrug 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8416 It’s just that I liked it flat 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8417 See if I care, Ayn. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8418 What bin should I put this in - glass, paper or plastic? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8419 It's not on my shoulders, it's on my ass. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8420 He's got the whole world in his back side, can he handle it ? He would not even share it with his Lady ! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8421 Do you want me to let some more air out? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8422 Back to Earth. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8423 Ma! It’s just the world! Not guilt. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8424 Governor Dewine leaving for the office. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8425 Maybe you're right -- I shouldn't take my work home with me. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8426 I know you have alot on your plate right now but it is your turn to do the dishes 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8427 No, l don't feel better knowing that three-quarters is water. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8428 I miss the old days, when I didn't come home every night covered in soot. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8429 Honey, I just read the news. See you in the kitchen. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8430 If it falls, I take no responsibility. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8431 Humming "I've Got the World On A String" as I leave for work is not helpful. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8432 Sorry Honey! You are no longer my entire world! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8433 Another Coronavirus Task Force briefing today, Anthony? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8434 Luckily for me, the path for this journey is flat all the way. Unluckily for me, there is no poetry. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8435 If you can just hold this for a minute I’ll go get us some golden apples. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8436 Not funny! No Forum today. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8437 Waddya mean I’m weighed down? I’ve got the world by my tail ! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8438 It's not that steep. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8439 Oh, and don’t for get to pick up milk. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8440 South America is in the wrong hemisphere, I want a new one. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8441 One of these days I'm going to let gravity have its due. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8442 Someone has to pick up the pieces Atlas dropped. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8443 No I won't forget the bread. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8444 Yes, I have to bring home my work EVERYDAY! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8445 ....take the weight of the world off your back....The world should be in your hands..... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8446 They've lifted the lockdown. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8447 Get the Icy Hot patch ready 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8448 Grocery shopping never used to be this serious. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8449 Don’t worry, I’ll stay at least 6 feet from Mercury. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8450 I have to pop into the chiropractor’s after work. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8451 Eveyone has GPS. Nobody thinks they need Atlas any more. We'll see. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
8452 These sandals aren't making this any easier either! " 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8453 My first wife, Artemis, is demanding it’s return. I won’t be back... stay home.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8454 Don't forget to bring toilet paper." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8455 A little higher, hon, and nobody will notice the hack job I gave you. 💇‍♂️ 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8456 Classified as “essential” so off I go. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8457 Is this how you want the world to end? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8458 I don't like it. But okay, like always, I'll just shrug 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8459 Trump realized I'm a Governor. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
8460 Why is there a white wall behind the door? please hold my Earth" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8461 let me just take it all back,one sec 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8462 Problems seem smaller at this distance. Keep walking.” With 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8463 « Good thing we have fifty more of those in the basement » 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8464 Hey Ceaser!..Left my salad in Rome..mind passing it before it stains your butt” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8465 I know you're carrying the weight of the world, but can you pull your weight at home?" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8466 Don’t forget to pick up some milk. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8467 "I deserve a better retirement insurance" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8468 This took 12 days to get here just for you to tell me it isn’t the one you ordered??? Unbelievable.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8469 Mom told me the world is my oyster and I refuse to let it go! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8470 It’s just my indoor workout. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8471 I don't understand why you can't work from home" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8472 Drop it like it’s hot” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8473 For what it’s worth, Sally, not all of us can just leave our work at the office. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8474 "I'm an essential worker." #earthday 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8475 “I came I saw I conquered”- bad public health policy 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8476 "I meant it literally." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8477 Well, I'm off to work. I've been feeling pretty restless at home so I may just try to stir things up with some pilates at lunch today. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8478 overthinking is now an essential service, I have to get to work" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8479 Try the sky next time. Might make your children respect you more. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8480 You’re STILL NOT shaving? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8481 Thanks for this 1/10000000 replica of Earth... now I can pretend to be god" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8482 You should thank me for not charging you for a home visit" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8483 Going to apply for furlough scheme?” 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8484 What you doing?....i'm exchanging it" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8485 Don’t be late and get a haircut, you look like hell... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8486 “I am taking it back, you never loved it and it’s not yours anyway” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8487 Well, excuse me, Susan, for trying to bring a bit of exploration and culture to the bedroom.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8488 Honey, where are you going? We were told to work from home.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8489 Sorry we aren’t both essential.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8490 Unfortunately with my busy schedule I forgot my reusable tote bag”. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8491 I’m just gunna go before people start talking about Ayn Rand and the covid lockdown” 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8492 Yes, I’ve heard of an Atlas!” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8493 I just asked for a coffee, it would not heat you up! 1.1250 0.04340 48 44 3 1
8494 I’ll be right back. This is no longer valuable.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8495 “Have I washed my hands babe???😰😰😰” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8496 I heard Earth Day has been postponed to 2021. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8497 Mark became a vegan last week.” 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8498 Watch out for the door” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8499 I won't be lying when I say to the peasant's I have the world in my hands. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8500 If they don’t have toilet paper, kleenex is fine. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8501 You’d think they’d make a Netflix series about the absurdity of my gd life... John McGrath Jmcg21@gmail.com 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8502 I know you’re concerned, but my career as a professional bowler is ancient history!” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8503 Well of course that’s not what they meant by ‘work from home.’” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8504 I’d like to see that Greta top this!” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8505 Return it and see if we can get our money back.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8506 I’m off to my Weight Watchers meeting” 1.1250 0.03158 48 43 5 0
8507 Oh yeah? Well you try carrying the world on your shoulders! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8508 "No day-drinking for me Marge, I'm essential." 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8509 They deemed my work essential” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8510 Please, take it to a good home. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8511 Be right back gonna exchange this for something less heavy 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8512 Well, if they're planning to open up States prematurely, I might as well get a head start and throw this out now. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8513 I’ll be back for dinner. Lets just hope this things survives till then or I am out of a job” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8514 It looks bluer and greener than yesterday! Has the burden gotten lighter too? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8515 Honey, don’t forget our Zoom happy hour tonight with Karen” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8516 “Yes, Minerva, I know you told me so!” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8517 sadly it gets lighter each day people don’t pay attention to the shelter in” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8518 Well I regret conforming to this sexist ‘bin duty’ business. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8519 I hope the laundromat is still open.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8520 Hey Zeus, refrain Don't make Atlas carry the world upon his shoulders 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8521 Ya sure, you were 'just' about to get around to it" 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8522 Don't wait for me awake ,i must do extra hours in these times 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8523 Pick up some apples on your way home, hotshot. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8524 back in 15 with the milk!” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8525 I'm off to the grocery store." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8526 Damn, this Ambien's strong." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8527 “She seems different, you sure this is the same Earth I lent you?” “Yes, but she has had a cough...” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8528 Look, I can carry the Earth on my butt! Now watch me leave through this door.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8529 Maybe just shrug it off, Atlas. Is it so essential, after all?” 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8530 NATURE IS BEYOND SCIENCE!!"(the pic depicts that the world which was with the science and studies has been taken back to the nature and green since they don't know how to take care of it. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8531 How to effectively maintain social distance: a demonstration 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8532 At last, you're leaving..." 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8533 Honey, there are weights downstairs” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8534 Did you put a Kick Me sign on me again, Gladys? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8535 is: Honey, it’s 2020. You can carry the world’s problems around with you from home. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8536 Can't you work from home?" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8537 You have to use your knees! The weight is too much” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8538 Carrying my part of responsibility 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8539 What do you think it is? It’s the wait of the world. . . “ Sisyphus #newyorkercartoons 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8540 I'm going to need better s̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ souls for this 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8541 I am going to put it behind the wall. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8542 Just going for a walk to clear my mind, this situation is weighing on me bit" 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8543 I prefer “The Great Dictator” version. 1.1250 0.02105 48 45 3 0
8544 Atlas honey 6 feet, don't forget. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8545 The tag said ‘one a kind’, but sure, I’ll see if I can exchange it.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8546 No Atlas, this isn’t the end of your punishment yet.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8547 Oh and also Atlas dear, some pistachio ice cream and pickles? The baby is kicking” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8548 I’m helping out the USPS. Everyone has to do their part, Karen. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8549 ‘Fine, I’ll leave. Didn’t mean to be a burden.’ 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8550 Karen grab my phone! I need a TikToc of this before I drop it” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8551 Take her out safely, if not we are stuck in this endlessly 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8552 I have a midday appointment with Dr Camus, can’t be late... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8553 We have to fix this 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8554 BRB, I’m going to take everyone to get a haircut real quick.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8555 and then come back, but then go out again, im gonna wait here, you know id help you but iv got that thing 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8556 I better get back to work before those young recruits get me fired.” #somegoodnew 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8557 Can you try and be a little more careful next time? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8558 It no longer sparks joy - it's gotta go." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8559 No honey, I cannot just switch this to a Zoom meeting. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8560 That’s it, you’ve lost your privileges.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8561 Pleione, I am going back to work. I am in need of some lighter activities - without you and the kids...” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8562 You're still not getting out of doing the dishes." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8563 I don’t think this shared custody thing is going to work, Karen” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8564 Why does the ball seem light all of a sudden? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8565 You keep stay inside, I am going to take this now, thank you. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8566 Returning this, it looks nothing like the internet ad” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8567 This Camus guy just doesn't get it 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8568 No thanks, I don’t want any Dalgona.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8569 Well, what’s there to talk? This is mine to take. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8570 Atlas ducked 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8571 Sweatpants are heavy 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8572 Just be back by 2021—and I don’t want to see a scratch, okay?” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8573 Let’s get rid of this one” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8574 The squats have finally paid off," thought Hugh. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8575 “I’m so glad we can finally do casual friday again” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8576 I'm taking it out back to hit it with the pressure washer; see if I can clean up this pandemic." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8577 Since they won't social distance themselves, I'll just have to do it for them" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8578 This is just a test” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8579 Someone ordered a new Earth on Postmates.” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8580 See! I told you it wasn’t flat.” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8581 It sparks joy so I'm keeping it! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8582 Another day, another nickel 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8583 Remember to close the door on the way out dear” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8584 He’s got the whole world in his hands he’s got the whole world in his hands. He’s got the whole world in his hands, he’s got the whole world in his hands!?” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8585 I know, Karen. It's just awful that you have to watch reruns of Rosanne AGAIN today. You can tell me all about it when I get home from work. Try to have a good day, honey. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8586 Pluto would never do this” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8587 So this Zeus guy asked you to do this right before our zoom meeting with my mom huh?” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8588 Atlas, you don’t seem to be able to shrug off Covid-19” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8589 What happened to my string, my rainbow ? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8590 After 4.5 billion years, I might finally get some hazard pay” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8591 I need this for a home workout I’m doing” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8592 I’ll return it, it’s defect. They said I can observe our kingdom’s people, but I can only see houses. 1.1250 0.04340 48 44 3 1
8593 You’re the immortal here, they said. But they could give me mask at least” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8594 You’re no doctor, but nice try 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8595 I'll be back, honey. I got one size too small. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8596 -I dunno... I shud get the flat briefcase just like Kyrie from work... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8597 This does not spark joy for me, Melania “ 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8598 Of course I know it's not the actual Earth. You ever hear of warming up? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8599 Enough already Moses. You got the tablets. Let Atlas have this. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8600 What do you expect, I cannot find my Thomas guide. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8601 It's my shift to be Atlas. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8602 Leg day. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8603 I promise I'll check, but how do you expect me to bring back toilet paper? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8604 It doesn’t feel like this part-time job gets me out of the house at all. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8605 Please close the door after me. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
8606 Because the mythical Greek underworld is no match for your mother. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8607 Let"s see if you can do better than the last time. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8608 The pizza delivery prank was bad enough. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8609 Bye, bunny. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8610 I’m gonna give this back to Trump, grab a coffee, and be back in an hour. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8611 Atlas(t) you've got a job! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8612 It's a weighty responsibility. I can't just shrug it off. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8613 Yes, for the last time, I will stop at the dry cleaners on the way home. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8614 That is alright. I'll store it in the basement. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8615 Do we start recycling now? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8616 It just got a lot heavier! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8617 Atlas? Meh. Ayn Rand is overrated. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8618 We should do this again sometime. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8619 Please have that latte ready at mile seven. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8620 going to return it before warranty runs out 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8621 Yea, yea, bring home diapers for the iddy biddy babie, I know. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8622 Could be late for dinner. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8623 Be careful going down the stairs. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8624 Stop nagging me. I won’t shrug. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8625 Carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders is exempt from the stay at home order 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8626 If I carry it in the front, I can't see where I'm going. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8627 Could be worse. At least I'm not Dr. Fauci. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8628 Are you sure you’ve tried hydroxychloroquine? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8629 Oh Atlas, quit complaining it’s not the end of the world. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8630 I will wear gloves. And for the last time, "pandemic" means "global." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8631 Somehow this seems a lot heavier since Trump became president. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8632 When you return could you pick up some hydroxychloroquine tablets and a bottle of Lysol 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8633 Actually, Marge, I am carrying the weight of the world on my back. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8634 Don't forget to pick up Venus on your way home. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8635 You could just ask for directions. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8636 Thanks for sneezing on China - it's feeling lighter already! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8637 Are you off to complain to Mr. Mercator again? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8638 No honey, I can't work from home. I'm considered an "essential service." 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8639 Listen, when I get this bombshell back to Corinth, old Sisyphus will be king of the hill! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8640 Which shoulder should I cry on? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8641 Hippocrates never rests 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8642 I'm putting on so much water weight! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8643 Atlas, let me know if you'll be late for dinner. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8644 Sisyphus : That's terrific ! What's funny ! What's huge burden ! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8645 Pleione: “I thought I asked you to take the trash out?” Atlas: “I am” 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8646 buh bye 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8647 Forget the mask and gloves. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8648 Yes, I know you’re an essential worker. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8649 One day they'll clap for me too. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8650 Sorry ma'am...the 2020 setting is defective. We'll need to keep this one in the shop for a few more months. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8651 Mask and gloves? I'm just going to the store. Don't you think I have enough on my back? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8652 The playgrounds are closed. Go find a hill. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8653 Don't hurt yourself. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8654 Everything just got really heavy. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8655 Sure Earth Day's a holiday for everyone else. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8656 Don't forget to call your mother. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8657 Just taking this to the dumpster. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8658 I told you Karen, I can't take a day off, last time I did Gary started a global pandemic. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8659 Those damn turtles... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8660 Stop telling me this is the good kind of stress! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8661 OK, I'll take it for you but just this once. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8662 We need to stop hoarding all the time. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8663 I’ll be late for a while. I’ve got to roll up a hill since Sisyphus caught COVID-19. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8664 I told you,you'll never get anything done when you sleep in. OR It's amazing what you can do when you get up early. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8665 Oh, this isn’t where statues are made! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8666 Why do you keep saying I have mother issues? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8667 Old McDonald had a farm, right? So, I’ve got the whole world on my hands. Right! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8668 No no honey, I've got it. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8669 Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I say this world will survive in spite of everything. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8670 Does this mean you want pasta for dinner? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8671 Delegate to others? I’m too much of a control-freak 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8672 If they would stop moving around it would be a lot easier. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8673 Who do you think you are, John Galt? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8674 I may be late tonight. There's something going around. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8675 Back to the shop. They’re destroying it and don’t even get that it’s round. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8676 I know that we're supposed to shelter in place, but this is essential work... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8677 Don't you call me ever 'essential worker' again! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8678 You poor guy you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8679 Of course it's not what you thought ordered! God, I hate this "No questions asked" return policy! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8680 7 Wonders of the World travel size.. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8681 No, this is recyclable. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8682 What do you mean lift with my legs? I don't understand what that means! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8683 It makes me feel like I never left home. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8684 Oh, how my back hurts carrying the whole world. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8685 Yes, I’m still considered an essential service. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8686 I don't know how this ends up in your laundry basket. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8687 I can't see these satnavs getting popular! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8688 Well, Dagny, this John Galt is outta here! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8689 Okay: I DO enjoy getting out of house, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a critical infrastructure job 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8690 While you're out, Atlas - Could you drop the world off at the cleaners? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8691 Well, honey, SOME of us are essential workers 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8692 Trump called, he said to throw this away 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8693 Lift with your back dear, we don’t have Universal Health Care. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8694 Come on, Carol! One last free ride before we hand it over to the globalists 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8695 Don't drop the ball at work today, honey. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8696 See you latter, It's my turn to work in the office. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8697 You can expect the repairs by 2021. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8698 Do we have hand sanitizer? 1.1250 0.04340 48 44 3 1
8699 Hey Arnold, some help? I dislocated my shoulder back on Zoom Earth Day when I got really frustrated trying to log in. It eventually rolled down and settled here but it's kinda uncomfortable. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8700 When I return from the store, I can finally take a load off At las... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8701 Did you remember your mask? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8702 I hate bringing work home, especially when going back. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8703 Whatever happened to the ERA? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8704 I don't see why I can't have an actual atlas. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8705 He asked you to work ONE Saturday, I think you're overreacting... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8706 Hey Atlas, wouldn't you be safer working from home today?" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8707 I am taking this out for goooood cleaning. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8708 The moon is underneath my tunic. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8709 No more nagging about my not doing enough around here. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8710 Tell Ayn I’m sorry I missed her. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8711 Yes Karen,I won't forget the milk... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8712 Are you sure I'll need all this? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8713 You're telling me I have to cut the grass when I get home? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8714 Take it easy! I'm just practicing for the lead role in the movie version of that dopey Ayn Rand book! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8715 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8716 My chiropractor said my shoulders need a break. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8717 I bet you wouldn't make the guy who holds up Mars get the paper. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8718 If it gets me out of quarantine... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8719 Yes, that was a shrug....and you say i don't communicate! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8720 I'm ready to retire. No more rescue fantasy. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8721 just because i took that damn charles atlas body building course! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8722 This is getting heavier and heavier. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8723 Every time I leave the house, I do not look like I am carrying the weight of the entire world on my shoulders! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8724 Yes, I know dear. Vault of the Heavens, my dearest, I know. Even the New Yorker cartoonist gets it wrong, my sweetikins? I'll be sure to write their ombudsperson, lambling ... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8725 Did you check the weather? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8726 Hey, they closed the gyms; what else am I supposed to do. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8727 It could be worse. I could be carrying Saturn. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8728 It’s the only way to get rid of the virus. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8729 Yeah, well it's everyone's look these days isn't it? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8730 I thought that during confinment you missed hiking the world. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8731 Where on earth do you think you're going at this time in the morning, Atlas?? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8732 Sure, I'll pick up some milk on the way home. Do we need anything else? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8733 Oh God, I envy you. I can't handle those ups and downs of home office much longer. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8734 Why is the reindeer kissing your hat? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8735 Just stay in your p.j.s You're not essential. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8736 You look like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, Hon. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8737 Yeah, but it's gonna get lighter as the coronavirus kills off another 100 million or so. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8738 I suppose you want me to just shrug it off. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8739 I hate recycling day. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8740 My trainer said I was ready for this... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8741 It actually doesn't balance on my shoulders. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8742 I am scheduled for rotator cuff and back surgeries. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8743 This global warming is starting to get to me. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8744 Help me, Hilda, Australia's burning my backside. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8745 And you thought I had the World on a String. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8746 I’ll be late for dinner. The price of oil is in the toilet. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8747 Ok, maybe I'm being too subtle. Listen, Linda: I want to do butt things. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8748 Mildred , I am not shrugging, this thing is heavy. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8749 I've Got The World On My Back .... I Don't Need You Too Right Now !!!! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8750 Again? My butt is freezing and my back is burning up! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8751 When you're done carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, bring back a quart of milk. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8752 The PT suggested that I not carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8753 These at-home glute workouts are getting to be ridiculous. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8754 Social distancing is killing me...I have to deliver everything. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8755 I can't even shrug. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8756 You know I can't ever retire!" Kyle D. Kenyon Bonita Springs, FL 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8757 The kangaroos itch. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8758 Yes Margaret, I know it’s trash day. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8759 No, no, Fran honey, you're right this isn't an excuse to not lift the seat. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
8760 He: "Bye, I'm going to work" She: "When will you start working remote as everyone does?" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8761 Yes! I'll remember! Dinner with the Schroeders! Seven! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8762 Would it kill you to get the door? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8763 I just feel sick all over. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8764 Yes, dear, I'll mow the lawn when I'm done. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8765 Life was easier when it revolved around me. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8766 Life was so much better when the earth was flat. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8767 Don’t stay up, I wouldn’t want to burden you. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8768 Thank you therapist, I'm ready to come out of the closet now! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8769 - I'm taking what's mine. - What's yours? - The world chica and everything in it. . 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
8770 You can’t even take one sick day? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8771 I don’t care what the chiropractor said, work is work. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8772 The trash can sure is heavy today, honey.” 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8773 We have handbaskets to help with that now. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8774 This IS what liberation looks like, honey! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8775 We are done here! Thankyou very much 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8776 “I still don’t believe them - go ask Dr. Dre what he thinks we should do” 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8777 But I thought we’d try making sourdough...” 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
8778 Could you imagine how hard this would be if it was round? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8779 I’m here to fight for truth, justice and the Worldly way.” 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8780 Atlas?? Did you remember to wear your new truss?? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8781 Woman, enough! I prefer doing my work to listening to you. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8782 This is a pain in the ass. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8783 Atlas shrugged and carried on after his wife told him he grabbed the wrong sphere. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8784 'Why can't you be like Atlas Jr. and telecommute?'' 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8785 I have no intention of expressing doubt or indifference. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8786 Would you mind emptying Pluto's litter box? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8787 there, there! I’m sorry to ask for your help but seems like the god will be late 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
8788 In this day and age, this is the only way to show Jasmine the world 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8789 Forget control groups. Let’s end quarantine for good! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8790 It's crooked 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8791 Aren't you gonna help with this?! Man, I always expect too much from the people in this country." 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8792 I appreciate the need to lighten the load, but this pandemic thing is definitely not the way to do it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8793 They said there’s a plateau. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8794 God: I'm finally done with my project time to put it on display. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8795 Certainly not your pilates ball! 1.1154 0.02950 52 47 5 0
8796 Darlin’, you and your bicycle pump are as efficient as ever. 1.1154 0.02950 52 47 5 0
8797 uhduhhhh reopen the economy... erduhhhhhhh i'm a dumb bitch 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
8798 Her: Stop crying for help in metaphors Fred. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8799 "Twelve labours they said... This is actually the last one" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8800 I saw how they squat on Instagram” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8801 “And, YOU call yourself a MOTHER?!!” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8802 Don't worry, I'll just ask if I can return it! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8803 You had one job.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8804 And don't forget to wash your hands, Atlas. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8805 brb gonna trade this for some toilet paper 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8806 ...I was just proud I put on pants today" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8807 Nero said it’s a bring you own. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8808 You know well, we can't bring her along to Mars." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8809 Can you get the door? An iceberg just broke off of Antarctica and it's heading straight for the moon." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8810 Look, Robert, I know you're going through withdrawal from not getting to go to the office, but you already know I'm not into this bad boy deserves punishment for eternity roleplay!" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8811 Every essential worker as they leave the safety of their home 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8812 Lift with your knees, dear. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8813 I could’ve sworn I finally got rid of those damn strappy sandals...” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8814 She’s so heavy” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8815 Yes, I DO think I'm an "essential employee." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8816 Yes dear AND I’ll bring back toilet paper.” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8817 And stop complaining about the weight of the world...” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8818 I knew I should have gotten a pet instead 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8819 Enough is enough..." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8820 It’s just taking up too much space 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8821 I told you it’s not flat” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8822 “thanks Obama” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8823 I’ll be back in 4.54 Billion years with a new one” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8824 Leave it in Cuomo’s basement” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8825 It’s fine it’s all fine I don’t need anyone to help 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8826 Let me take this out for some fresh air. You enjoy your earth-turned-garbage-but-whatever coffee madam" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8827 "This is getting ridiculous Maude" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8828 At least help me close the door.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8829 Be right back. Noah’s Repair Shop said to bring it right down for an adjustment.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8830 ‘Banksy, get your ass up here and clean this floor’ 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8831 And all these years we thought she was the one carrying us... What on Earth were we thinking? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8832 Hey, Jude? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8833 “Told you creating a pandemic wouldn’t get Trump out of the White House. Just start over again.” 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8834 "lift with your knees not your back" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8835 What Does It Profit A Man To Lose The Whole World And Gain His Soul" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8836 Comme home with the milk in time I’ll even have a fresh pot for you!” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8837 Care for what is left, it's key. There is no Planet B. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8838 Let’s Try This Again 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8839 Wearing jeans didn't make me efficient enough 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8840 Just tap your slippers together and say “there’s no place like home”. Nothing changes, but it looks like kissing bunnies. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8841 You can complain all you want, Atlas, but just know it’s nothing compared to the mental load I carry every day.” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8842 "I'm taking her back!! And you can't have her until you've learned to treat her with the dignity and respect this she deserves!! Because she IS a LADY!!" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8843 Atlas.exe has stopped working 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8844 Honey, every day is leg day now 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8845 Are you sure gods don't get it? I can hear coughs from it." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8846 Thanks, honey, I had a ball 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8847 ‘No please, allow me’ 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8848 We’re off to therapy, I cannot stand another minute of this treatment” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8849 I don’t even have pockets and they tell me bring extra masks, too—do they want to know where I’ve been keeping that “small” bottle of hand sanitizer you gave me?! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8850 I think I'm getting a hang of this." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8851 The whole world would collapse if it weren't for you 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8852 I'm just taking out the garbage" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8853 anything else you want me to take to the dump? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8854 Go get them honey." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8855 Hold onto this for me, I have some work to do. “ 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8856 I take no responsibility at all 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8857 My trainer said I could use anything. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8858 Believe me, it's not that essential." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8859 Tell Noah, we are going to wash it up 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8860 “Thanks for taking out the recycling, dear.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8861 If you don’t have weights at home, the burden of the world will do 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8862 I’ve shrugged enough. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8863 This is what I get for asking him to take out the trash 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8864 Sometimes I wish it were true that this thing is round as you said. “ 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8865 I know it’s faulty, but it’s too late to get a refund. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8866 Go conquer the world, Brad! I’ll just stay here, thanks. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8867 Your delivery driver Atlas is here! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8868 Re-defining the walk of shame or "The green bin collection isn't until tomorrow." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8869 “Are you sure ? Is ‘The World’ true time not inflatable”? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8870 The suggestion that you can’t find a decent continental breakfast at hotels in this price range is just a myth. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8871 I may be carrying this world but I will not carry this marriage - Tim Giles 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8872 „When everyone’s at home it’s way more easy to lift” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8873 You really do have the whole wide world in your hands. Don’t drop it! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8874 Are you sure it's bulk pickup?" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8875 It was the only bouncy ball left in the world. Even I need to play four square. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8876 And don’t forget to pay your debts! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8877 I’ll return this before the manufacturers go bust.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8878 ‘I said to scale, Frank, to scale. Not on sale’. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8879 I know your flat sourdough is weighing on you, Denise, but some of us have real burdens.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8880 Don’t worry it is just for the rally. I have no intention of taking all this on. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8881 Honey, it was your turn to toss out the garbage” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8882 Can’t believe I have to get back to work ... just when I’m about to post my toosie slide on Instagram 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8883 Frank, please be careful, our health insurance doesn’t cover that!” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8884 It seems to me that not only must I carry the WORLD on my back, I have to carry this relationship too..” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8885 - Marcus, what are you doing? - Today I am escaping from anxiety. Or no, I am discarding it, Faustina. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8886 Another day of being an essential employee 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8887 It didn’t look that hard when Kim Kardashian did it” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8888 „Take care this time“ 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8889 Let the games begin 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8890 Well honey it needs some rest, I will give you back but after consulting to the doctor 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8891 Why bother? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8892 The cannabis tea did absolutely nothing for Martha 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8893 Anthony, dear, don’t let that awful man cut you off again at the press conference. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8894 At - las getting rid of it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8895 I got you the biggest rock I could afford and this is the thanks I get?! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8896 What do you think you are going to do with that giant ball, we agreed on it's uselessness before. Has April 22 given you some new plans for destruction? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8897 I know you're lucky to have a job. But you still have to cover your mouth when you cough." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8898 Alright honey. I’m off to the grocery store. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8899 "adiós cariño, el mundo no se salvará solo" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8900 I'll take back the World, You relax with your Cup coz You loose the World Cup💙 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8901 I’ll take it away from you 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8902 Sorry honey, it’s either this or arguing with strangers on Facebook” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8903 Time - the day that bat was made into soup. Wife: And don't shrug today. Atlas: No need. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8904 Remind me to water the plants when I get home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8905 Wow. Leaving the house Atlas-t, I see." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8906 Haven’t you ever seen me working (it) out? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8907 I don't know, Karen, maybe the tortoises were busy. Gawd. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8908 I PUT DA TEAM ON MY BACK DOE 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8909 Going to teach social studies while carrying the world on my back #teachers 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8910 Some of us don't have the luxury of working from home." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8911 Don’t worry, the replacement is on its way now. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8912 Is it too much to ask to have something besides Shredded Wheat for breakfast every morning?” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8913 What do you mean I’m not supposed to lift with my back 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8914 Yes, it's round; but it's still my cross to bear. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8915 Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the World Returns to Normal” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8916 At las’, you’re going to upload to digital 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8917 Just have fun!” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8918 The president said we can go out now. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8919 Social distancing 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8920 You can't put your hands across this anymore 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8921 breaking quarantine atlas(t)" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8922 I’m headed out to speak with my therapist. The weight of the world is getting to be a bit much 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8923 Before Instagram, you said I was the only influencer in your life. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8924 will you at least shave the beard?” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8925 It’s still Monday, isn’t it?” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8926 And just now do you realize that there are 7,000 million idiots? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8927 I need to keep the world moving." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8928 This wouldn't be as exhausting if the Earth and the curve were both flat 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8929 Atlos: intimidated by brother's shoulder 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8930 You've got the world "on a sting" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8931 Yes, Yes! Got it. It is more fragile than it looks." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8932 It feels like there’s a huge weight on my shoulders but I can’t tell why on Earth it would 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8933 “I don’t know, I just turned it off and turned it back on again 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8934 It’s become a hell of a lot heavier since the Coronavirus hit. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8935 Hey hon, I booked you for a Zoom call at the chiropractor's on Tuesday. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8936 I hope you and your smart phone both get lost! 1.1136 0.05831 44 41 3 1
8937 I TOLD him our Holy Roman Empire was enough, but he wants more 1.1136 0.02751 44 40 4 0
8938 This is broken, so I’m trashing it and getting a new one. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8939 Remember we have dinner with Poseidon tonight. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8940 I'm getting too old for this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8941 You just had to use that 90-day return policy, huh. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8942 I’m off to Pilates, —see you later 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8943 It's perfectly fine for you to stay home, dear, but you know full well I'm considered an essential worker and the world's not going to carry itself. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8944 We need to raise the door, Pleione. People expect to see me carrying this on my shoulders, all the time, 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8945 This ain't nuthin but a World-a-Hurt 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8946 If truth be told m'dear. I'd rather be known as a discus thrower. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8947 When the stay-at-home parent finally gets a break. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8948 I know, but the Dr said to lift with my legs 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8949 Get off my back! I don't have time to stop for groceries. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8950 Atlas stayed for a nightcap... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8951 My posture Helen? Seriously? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8952 Takin’ out the trash...” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8953 It’s hard to shrug this off 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8954 If it's not too much trouble could you please get the door? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8955 Hey! That’s my office chair. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8956 If only it were still flat. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8957 I'll just bury it somewhere. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8958 Sorry Atlas. You are no Anthony Fauci . 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8959 It's a nice flat, dear, but hardly large enough for 8 billion people to keep social distances in. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8960 Use your shoulders. Never lift with your back 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8961 I’m going to return this one, it’s broken. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8962 Quit shrugging, put on a face mask and be happy you have a job. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8963 Rebuilding this thing will be more difficult than building the Great Pyramids, and it won’t be cheep. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8964 Will you quit worrying? I'll be fine -- I just wiped the whole thing down with Lysol. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8965 I feel the weight of the world on my...um...let's say shoulders. And never mind why I'm dressed like this. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8966 We should all be so lucky to carry Pluto on our backs, Martha! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8967 YOU take the wait of the world-I'm outta here! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8968 Darlene! For the last time! No, I'm not carrying the weight of the world on my back. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8969 Don't forget the cottage cheese 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8970 Doesn't look that heavy... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8971 Advil and Lysol. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8972 Weight, shmate... at least I've got a job! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8973 Going to ask for a raise today. Wish me luck. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8974 Atlas thinks he has the virus and asked me to sub 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8975 Get a clue Henry. Your boss doesn't give a rat's ass about you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8976 Weight of the world on my shoulders - need to keep my distance. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8977 I think this one's about done. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8978 OK, I'm taking it back, how was I supposed to know it made my legs look thin? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8979 I’ll be late tonight, honey. I’m meeting Sisyphus for a drink. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8980 You’re the one who has to have oat milk 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8981 Oh, and don’t forget to put on your mask. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8982 This your idea of global maps? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8983 Mom, Mother's Day isn't for a couple more weeks. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8984 You mean I'm not "essential" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8985 It's getting to seem like the same old, same old. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8986 Hey there Hercules. I understand that your job has you carrying the weight of the world. But could you pause to go get me more coffee cream? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8987 Yeah I carry the world around, it’s not biggie. Josh could never though idk why you hang out with him. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8988 Yeh, I know I'm stuborn. But, I'll try three more, then quit 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8989 SO sorry I couldn't bend over backwards to help you 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8990 It's my night out with the gods and you know the bowling alley is up the hill. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8991 Guess what this day holds for me? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8992 No. I am not going to remember to pick up Half&Half on the way back. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8993 Carrying this is on my back, not a problem; fixing it, that will be hard 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8994 Just stay in if that's all you want to do, Martha. I've got the weight of the world on me and I'm gonna shame every sad S.O.B. that isn't buying takeout for the emergency room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8995 Are you really going out without a mask? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8996 Are you sure you don’t want to put on another layer? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8997 I'm late again. "World enough, and time" my aching back. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8998 Don’t come back until it’s spotless. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8999 I'm tired of carry this around. I'm taking this down to the pawn shop. See what I can get for it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9000 Stop yer yapping! At least I’ve got a job! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9001 ESPN wants me and Hercules and Jason and Achilles to fill in while the pandemic is on 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9002 And don't come back till its fixed! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9003 It wouldn't be so heavy if it weren't so full of trash. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9004 Don’t carry it on your shoulders, they said. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9005 Merope, I'll be back later. Rolling this up the hill is not a job for sissies" says Sisyphus 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9006 Just taking out the garbage, why do you ask? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9007 Atlas....Dear.....it's about time you got that annoying thing out of here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9008 Yes, it's an essential business! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9009 Lifting with my knees would defeat the purpose. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9010 The MAPS app on my phone gets buffered. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9011 Yeah, yeah. We get it. You're an essential worker 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9012 Just going to the grocery store. Can you shut the door behind me? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9013 Alright, I'll make your coffee in the morning. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9014 You feel under pressure when really you don't know the meaning,this is what we have become! To all my fellow young soulmates the worst is yet to come don't give up just yet. Hang in their everyone the light is still shining,just no bright! -B.k 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9015 If Ayn Rand calls again, hang up. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9016 Jude, how many times do I have to tell you. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
9017 Who needs PPE? Hercules will be right back. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9018 It spins counter clockwise? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9019 Yeah,stand there in your bunny slippers and tell me how Biden could have done it better. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9020 I should´ve taken this 1987 years ago... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9021 Could you scratch Australia for me? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9022 I can’t help you. CoVid-19! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9023 As I am leaving, the weight is no longer on my shoulders! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9024 Honey?! You are forgetting your mask 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9025 Ok, but come back when you conquer the world 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9026 Halloween Costume Fail 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9027 I'm going downstairs to throw it away 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9028 How many times do I have to say 'You mean the world to me'? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9029 stop acting like you've got the world on your shoulders 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9030 Let me know if you want me to pick up a quart of milk on the way home. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9031 You and I both know the world doesn't revolve around you, Helen. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9032 I’m going to trade it in for a monkey. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9033 Is this what our kids feel like? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9034 ‘‘And some radishes for the rabbits!” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9035 You should wait. It will be a lot lighter in a few days. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9036 No dear, I haven’t forgotten my SatNav 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9037 Why can't you work from home like most others? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9038 Because that's what the humans are being. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9039 Get off my back Margret. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9040 Are you going to need help with that? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9041 You’re just a salesman, you don’t carry the weight of the world 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9042 You keep saying I'm carrying the world on my back as some kind of nasty put down, but now you can see that I am doing just that. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9043 The challenge just doesn't exist for your, Harold. We live in Kansas. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9044 Thank you. Atlas, but fortunately no pandemic pickup here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9045 I'll drop this off and be right back 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9046 yeah...it's round 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9047 Tell all the tiny people I keep from falling into the void my work isn’t essential! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9048 You're slipping a little, Atlas. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9049 I'll show those damned turtles. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9050 Yeah, yeah I know; management works harder. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9051 friendship goes two ways said the door 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9052 You know I hate leftovers. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9053 And if you drop it again, Atlas, we'll have to spend another month in lockdown together. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9054 Please don't leave,you're my whole world. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9055 Old man Gaston mooned me yesterday. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9056 I'm sorry that the elevator is out of order. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
9057 Be home late...the Turtle got furloughed. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9058 what do you mean?,i AM an essential worker 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9059 It's not my fault that I'm classified as "essential services". 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9060 I thought the world was supposed to be on your shoulders 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9061 I just think you should have taken the written warning, is all I'm saying dear. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9062 ...and this earth. And that's all I need! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9063 Everyone’s got a chip on their shoulders these days. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
9064 I'm just doing this because you're paying me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
9065 "and no, I don't think 'it's a bit too blatent'" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9066 Meanwhile in Cape Wrangell, Alaska...” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9067 Where are you going, Hippocrates? Your medical school commencement speech is over zoom.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9068 You know, Attie, they have an app for that now. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9069 It needs sanitizing . . . for several reasons. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
9070 And...we’re done” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9071 No, no, it’s fine let me grab the paper today. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9072 Take it up with Zeus, Helen. I can’t hold your problems AND the world’s.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9073 Jesus: “Damn it, Mary! A little help would be nice here!” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9074 $&#! I thought you said it was flat?! . 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9075 I suppose when you’re done you could pick up some of that wine we both like” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9076 You're really going out there? Yes, dear. The earth's got my back." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9077 I’m taking my ball and going home. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9078 It was funnier in the TikTok. I’ll show you later.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9079 I’ve always been told to beware of modern flat(‘s) Earthers!” 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
9080 1."It's getting heavier day by day. " 2. "I'm just taking her for a quick spin." 3. "I can't work from home, Karen!" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9081 " A herculian task " 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9082 you don't even know how to touch my ball!!! I'm out!!! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9083 Taking the world off your shoulders” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9084 Need a hand? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9085 - God said, “Elaine, I was told I’m essential, so I’m headed to work.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9086 I don’t see why I have to get rid of it just cause it’s diseased” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9087 Sisyphus on Earth Day 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9088 Really? Another zoom meeting with the gods? You know... they have a virtual background of that.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9089 This is the worst financial burden you’ve taken on since buying that get-up.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9090 I wish I were taller 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9091 Just off to the laundromat again 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9092 Take care going back to the office, Sisifus, and don't break it again, it's the only one left!" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9093 I’m not being dramatic. Soccer is a world class game and I’m representing.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9094 These home workouts are getting out of hand. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
9095 you know I never miss leg day” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9096 “with you legs; not your back!” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9097 Kiss my Atlass, Barb" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9098 Yes dear, mIlk, eggs, toilet paper... got it. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9099 Literally!” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9100 Why does everyone keep asking me that? Who the hell is Pitbull? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9101 I'm not Sisyphus, Karen. I can't deal with your problems everyday." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9102 Gonna go find someone with bigger hands to carry this damn thing.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9103 That’s job security for you. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9104 Yeah, I went to the planetarium. Can’t see what all the fuss was about.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9105 This is getting pretty annoying every morning” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9106 It smells like shit in here, I’m bringing this with.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9107 Atlas was permitted the opinion that he was at liberty, if he wished, to drop the Earth and creep away; but this opinion was all that he was permitted.” - Franz Kafka #KafkasNewYorkerCaption 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9108 Will return it with no scratch madam!!! People are really serious this earth day 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
9109 That’s not even half the size of my goiter” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9110 “I can't carry the world on my nose, I'm not a seal, I'm a god!” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9111 Gonna go teach the leader of the free world a little about democracy.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9112 it's really easier if you do a little every day" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9113 Did you remember the receipt?" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9114 What--It's an essential service!" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9115 No thanks, I'll take it back!" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9116 Back gains, honey 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9117 I even gave you a chance to save the planet in your pajamas and you blew it. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9118 “goddamn atlas you hella thicc” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9119 Oh no, don’t worry. I’ve got it. You just stay riiiiiight there. Doing nothing.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9120 „Don’t talk to me or my globe ever again“ 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9121 Oh you carry this -family- on your shoulders, Deborah?" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9122 People like you are the reason we can't have nice things." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9123 i’m going to get the cigarettes” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9124 Global warming, eh? Well the heat does wonders for my back.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9125 "They used to name oceans after me you know. Now Titans are a minority group and I don't even get to do home office" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9126 Well, it’s taken you 2,500 years, but I think you’ve finally broken it.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9127 Dinner’s at seven!” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9128 We’re out of Golden apples?! Don’t worry I’LL go to the store... again. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
9129 Home away from home: Dealing with a loved one who won't deal 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9130 I told you it was heavy.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9131 I always feel so much better after doing the spring cleaning 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9132 *while humans take no stand for climate change* God : Let me. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9133 Sisyphus, please stop spending time with Atlas! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9134 Spring cleaning. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9135 I am gonna take it into the #quarantineroom , it has Corona symptoms and surprisingly cleaner air 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9136 I’ve just finished learning US States. I was about to go with Africa ones. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9137 Don't forget to close the door...and take the stairs 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9138 Do you think it evaporates in direct contact to sunshine? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9139 I’m not the one who cancelled members of the flat-earth society around the globe! Now try on meeting Mother nature with your bunny “heals”... “But..they are flats, Atlas!” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9140 Does it spark joy, or...? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9141 It's a breakback mountain, this job of mine 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9142 Like I said, it doesn’t spark joy anymore.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9143 Earth coming home: "uh my whole house is infected by humans" " 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9144 Sweetie, I don’t think the Milky Way is taking returns right now.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9145 I ordered the flat version, please return this nonsense. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9146 You said the dumpster is right outside?” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9147 It’s leg day.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9148 Use your legs” 1.1111 0.05705 45 40 3 1
9149 There’s a one world per customer limit at the store now... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9150 Remind me....what’s your record? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9151 Honey see if they have any toliet paper...and Yeast, and flour, and sugar, and eggs 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9152 That’s what you get for skipping leg day” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9153 These online workouts have gone too far 1.1111 0.05705 45 40 3 1
9154 You aren’t going to give me a hug and kiss goodbye?” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9155 A cinch—and you thought Sisyphus had it bad. Mortals. Humph.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9156 I don't mind it getting hotter. It soothes the pain" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9157 Not now Ayn, I am staying home.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9158 Hate to say it, a flat one would have been nice right now 🙄 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9159 I can endure a lot, but you’re really pushing me to the edge today Tara.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9160 "Can you tell me what side of the planet you see, because I am heading this way." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9161 I am taking it back, Nadine! . 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9162 Does this globe make my a$$ look like pangea? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9163 I'm thinking the globe will divert people from noticing I don't have a mask. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9164 If only they could flatten the curve of my back while they’re at it.” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9165 Maybe if I Naruto run, 2021 will come sooner 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9166 Why are you carrying it that way? You know it would be much easier if you carried it in front of you. Oh what do I know? It’s all just a hoax anyway.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9167 How many times do I have to tell you to stop wearing my underwear.” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9168 Knew I should’ve gone for the Mars gig instead.” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9169 Darling be careful with this. There is a really fragile economy in there. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9170 I’m just going to pawn it so we can pay rent this month. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9171 The staff chiropractor told me to bend at the knees 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9172 - I’ll fix it and bring it back...although might take a bit longer Mrs. Smith but don’t worry 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9173 Oh my, God. That’s heavy. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9174 Be sure to shrug 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9175 I'll take two worlds on my back before your parents move in. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9176 Work at home? Achilles is pissed and my back is killing me. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9177 How ‘bout if next time, you take out the recycling? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9178 Lift with your legs, not your back, honey. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9179 This was hard enough before social distancing. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9180 I should have listened to my mother and gone to medical school. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9181 I'm dropping this off with Sisyphus for a few days. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9182 I think that’s more than 10 people. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9183 Like I'm not already enough pressure,now you want me to be nicer to your mom?! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9184 I guess gods do carry the EARTH. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9185 We haven' Meatloaf for dinner? (We're both praying for the end of time) 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9186 It's recycling pick-up today! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9187 Apparently, my job is essential. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9188 It’s gonna be more than seven days to fix, that's all I can tell you now. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9189 We both need a breather at this time. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9190 Oh, Harold. You're such a martyr. Don't you think you're taking this whole "the entire weight of the world is on my shoulders" thing a little too far? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9191 THIS WORLD IS SPARTA!!! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9192 I can't get the laundry...Can't you see I've only got two hands? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9193 Didn't year get the global warning? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9194 Every day it's the same old, same old ... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9195 I get the ball, you keep the chain. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9196 Try 400 anno Domini, Hercules 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9197 I’m going out to bowl the world over. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9198 I know, I slept on it wrong. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9199 Global warming, now this? I'm out. Y'all are on your own! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9200 This globalization nonsense has got to stop. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9201 Sadly, my job counts as essential... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9202 The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9203 Last day to get a full refund. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9204 Yeah, I'm sure it looks easy from your little world. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9205 Grandpa Don't think you can solve the worlds problems with the old way of thinking! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9206 I hope you can find time today to wash and iron my loincloths! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9207 Honey, remember to social distance from the other planets. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9208 Got it. Toilet paper and eggs. Anything else? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9209 I always knew a spare would come in handy. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9210 Consider this my two-weeks notice. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9211 This is not helping my arthritis! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9212 Now that nobody is traveling I can finally dump this. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9213 Constantly hearing how you think the world of me is a heavy burden to bear. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9214 It's not my fault. They don't make masks in our size. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9215 They started a new thing at the office. It's 'Cliché Monday". 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9216 No, you're going to have to pick up the milk and eggs. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9217 Alright already, I’ll dump it in the trash can. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9218 With that new interval fasting, it really doesn’t bother me outside the 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. window. How’s a salad for dinner sound? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9219 Darn it. I thought only Mr. Trump could do that! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9220 This working at home is getting to be a real pain in the back! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9221 -WHERE TO? -MARS 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9222 Unfortunately, Pleione, I don’t have the luxury to practice “social distancing”. - Stephanie & Brooke 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9223 That one person that watches you do everything 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9224 The whole world is staying home, but I still have go out to take it for a walk. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9225 Shoulder to the Boulder. I thought we were retired. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9226 Careful—you're spilling. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9227 Earth Day, Groundhog Day, it’s all the same to me. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9228 You should’ve had that extra cup of coffee this morning! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9229 The Doctor said to ice my lower back... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9230 'Same old , same old; I push to up, it rolls back down. I push it up, it rolls back down.' 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9231 Atlas is on a ventilator. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9232 I guess the World needs me more than you do. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9233 What time zone will you be home tonight? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9234 It is a little warmer - should help my back. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9235 I'm worried that it won't fit in the recycle bin. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9236 Make sure that ice pack stays in the freezer. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9237 You might try putting the weight on your shoulders... We have been carrying it that way for years. 1.1111 0.02701 45 41 4 0
9238 Atlas Trash Haulers, eh? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9239 What a world -- all this and social distancing, too! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9240 It may look like my back's against the world, but I've got this! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9241 And don't forget: not a 3-minute egg or 4-minute egg, but a 3-1/2 minute egg. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9242 Nobody appreciates me; they all act as if I'm not there. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9243 Your continent drifted 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9244 Don't worry. I'm lifting with my legs not my back. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9245 Just taking her out for a good scrub. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9246 I’m going to roll it down the hill!” Don Dechman, Austin T 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9247 Now I know what Sisyphus feels like. Same old thing, different day. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9248 have a nice day son and keep your shoulders straight--noi shrugging 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9249 By Zeus! One of these days I'm going to buy a wheelbarrow. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9250 Worker of the World, Good Night! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9251 That's right, take your ball and go home. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9252 You wouldn't believe it, my cell phone's dead and I can't find my atlas. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9253 Don't trip! You've got the whole world in your hands! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9254 The last time you touched it, my creations had to stay six feet apart from each other for many months! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9255 And don't forget the bacon. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9256 I need to step outside and go shrug this off. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9257 'After doing this job literally forever, you don't wanna know what'll happen if I stay home and 'relax' this morning. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9258 My back's been killing me ever since I lost my lever. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9259 Of course I'm not Atlas, but I'm "Essential" ! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9260 I'm gonna go drop this weight of the world in the elevator see if anybody wants it" 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9261 I'm off to find Fauci, then swing by the chiropractor. Should be home for lunch. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9262 This is more impressive than champagne 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9263 You want it to move... how about lending a hand? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9264 Well, I’m sorry for throwing the earth out, Trisha, but it wasn’t sparking anymore. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9265 And don't forget to pick up a pizza for us on your way home from work. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9266 No Pythagoras, bring the flat one. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9267 It won't fit on my shoulders, Mildred. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9268 Atlas shrugged. I'm gonna try it. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9269 Well, I told you that Greek literature would not be the best preparation for the contemporary job market 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9270 Please offer to help Donald Trump, he believe he can do it alone 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9271 That was a polar ice cap, not a coffee coaster. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9272 You can have your dress back soon as I fix this. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9273 You're making me do this without a mask? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9274 I believe I'm quite clear bunny slippers and a mug will not reopen the city or the country 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9275 I swear, sometimes I get mighty tired of having the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9276 Good luck, and don't EVER come back. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9277 I'm off to work. See you at dinner 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9278 Give us a kiss! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9279 And They thought global warming was bad already. Your chili may sterilize the place. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9280 This part over here is really the heaviest. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9281 Could ya gimme a hand Dear? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9282 Put that back. Our son needs that for his homework 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9283 The guy I got to cover my shift cancelled. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9284 Half double decaf with a twist of lemon you said? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9285 If the World is on my back, what do you I think I am stepping into outside this door? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9286 Tell me more about this GPS, Lois. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9287 Some days I'm not so sure this is essential work. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9288 No, I don't think I can pick up some milk on the way home! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9289 Each day it just smells worse... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9290 YOW! Himalayas 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9291 This Atlas can’t shrug 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9292 Well, Dagney, you just had to ask! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9293 Gross what you've done with the place, I'm taking this back! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9294 These days everyone’s claiming that they’re the son of god!!! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9295 Sorry; you're not considered an essential service " 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9296 The world needs better ergonomics.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9297 You'll hear from environmental attorney. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
9298 Oh no. The Globe Burglar is stealing my big globe. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9299 Want me to moon you too. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
9300 I need this, and that’s all I need.” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9301 Finally giving ‘em what they want. Nobody’s interested in the heavens anymore.” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9302 This punishment for my attachment to earthly delights seems a little too on the nose. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9303 *shrugs* Apparently I'm still "essential" 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
9304 I'll be Home for Christmas, if only in my Dreams." John Kavanagh Bellaire, M 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9305 No one can carry the weight of the world just on his shoulders 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
9306 Only 87 days until my retirement!” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9307 Maybe if you had a business that you were passionate about, then you would know what it takes to run a business but you don’t” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9308 Remember: don’t touch your face! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9309 You should’ve taken the trash out the first time I asked you” 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9310 Don’t forget the apples, dear! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9311 I'll be right back honey I'm going to take this to the trash 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9312 Really? You want me to stop for milk on the way home? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9313 “At least we have some home workout equipment, Janis” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9314 Take it to a different repair shop this time and don't forget the receipt" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9315 Heavier heaven hasn't been!! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9316 If your idea of combating the pandemic is public protesting, then I'm taking my ball and going home." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9317 Stop sulking and shrugging Atlas, you can’t go out, there is a lockdown. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9318 Yeah, the lower back is MUCH better than my shoulders.” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9319 ‘I don’t know why you keep carrying that thing around’ 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9320 "I got this! I totally got this! I'll take care of it for a while. Just stay in & sip your coffee!" 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9321 Atlas I get to go outside for a minute" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9322 . ‘At lass’ you’re taking that away 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9323 This time promise me you won't drop it down" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9324 The day the earth left quarantine. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9325 Are you gonna give me a hand?? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9326 Harry, I told you to pack lightly!” 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9327 And you complain about why I can’t try new things in bed” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9328 "We couldn't really expect too much. They still think the earth is flat. -Eratosthenes" 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9329 - "Umm was about to make the necessary amends, you came too early" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9330 Gatta get this ball rolling Sisy, phus!” 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9331 I'm doing ok! How are you?" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9332 Trump Shrugged 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9333 I’m glad I could never get you pregnant. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9334 Don’t (underlined) go telling the kids it was pointless again, Martha. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9335 Bunny.. daddy can't help you with homework today! He is having the Atlas Complex 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9336 Atlas, sweetie, remember to practice social distancing. Hold that thing above your head” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9337 Ask for a refund in cryptocurrency. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9338 Bye! I'm running late to the olympics 2020-ish...think this might work for my shot put competition. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9339 You have a mask and gloves, right?” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9340 Father Time: Since you two can't place nice, I'm going to separate you both 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9341 Just remember to social distance honey 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9342 Just doing my morning Atlas Shrugs 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9343 'I've had it. I am giving this away to its Creator to handle'. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9344 Nobody picks on a strong man. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9345 You say I don't do enough. Well, here you go 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9346 Well, well, well. You have the whole world in your hands but I am still waiting for my anniversary gift. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9347 (God) “Thanks a lot Rhonda, I’ll see what I can do”. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9348 Every one needs some air , I’ll be back shortly. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9349 Did you schedule my massage?” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9350 But don’t forget your mask” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9351 Alexa! What’s the name of that REM song that goes “That’s great, it starts with an earthquake...”? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9352 Never in my life would I think that just stepping out of my house would make me feel so powerful. . 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9353 Honey, i think i have a cold 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9354 I am not shrugging,this thing is heavier than it looks!!! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9355 *every man in the world after you ask him to help vacuum @ben_kj_ 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9356 “We’re taking this back until you get your act together.” 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9357 Where do you want it?" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9358 You can have this back when you learn how to act. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9359 Sorry honey, I’m considered esencial 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9360 Karl, I merely asked you to scoop the litter box. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9361 No, I can't pick up the dry cleaning. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9362 Would’ve been easier if it were flat. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9363 I couldn't resist. It was half off. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9364 Garbage Time 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9365 Yes, the rumors are true. I’m with her. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9366 No, I do not want leftovers tonight 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9367 Not to worry. I promise I wiped it down with Purell before carrying it. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9368 It would feel more stable if everyone on it weren't laughing at tRump. Have a good day honey, dinner at six. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
9369 Hey we’ve all got stress in our lives; it’s Friday, take out the garbage. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9370 Gimme a break! You think inflating this thing was easy? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9371 I wish you wouldn't sing, 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' every time I leave for work. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9372 You’ve never understood me...I’m leaving for good! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9373 I ‘LLC be late for dinner, I have a big load today 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9374 The world on my smolders is better than wearing bunny slippers! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9375 I'm not shrugging and I am not covering my cough,Ayn! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9376 It's worse than Venus, but not as bad as Jupiter. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9377 Don't bring it home again until it works. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9378 Don’t shrug. You might drop the ball. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9379 My nose is i-ching. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9380 While you stay home and relax, I have to carry the weight of the entire world out there. At least you would think I could afford a new suit! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9381 Zeus takes his ball and goes home. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9382 Where's your surgical mask? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9383 Sometimes I feel like I'm just the pimple on someone's back. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9384 When you're Atlas EVERY DAY is Earth Day 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9385 My chiropractor gave me this yoga ball. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9386 I've got it 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9387 Aren't you meant to carry that on your shoulders? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9388 I would rather do this than stay in shelter for a single more minute. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9389 Somehow ,this ball looks like the earth 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9390 Yeeeeeowwwww does this global warming burn ! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9391 It'd certainly be easier on me if they'd look online instead of ordering an Atlas. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9392 Ifff 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9393 Its really not that hard, this carrying the world on your shoulders thing. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9394 Oh my achin' back, these are not your sandals. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9395 At least you lost the socks. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9396 Well the politicians won't carry the world. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9397 I'm going out, that's where I'm going ! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9398 'Tis on me back, woman...not me shoulders!! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9399 You can turn back now, honey, you win! This outfit really works. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9400 Shoulder, or back, which is it? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
9401 I want to transfer this burden to our cat, Honey; it's only a balloon! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
9402 Honey, how many times have I told you... the Earth is NOT a soccer ball! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
9403 can you get hand sanitizer while you're out?" 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
9404 The globe needs Vitamin D for the pandemic 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9405 When the African coffin dancers are off duty. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9406 "Do not wait for me for dinner tonight, Karen" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9407 On my way for a trendy Earth Day post 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9408 I’ll have the pastrami on rye“ 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9409 This has been really hard on me too you know...” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9410 I'm taking it to service again. Told you not to buy things on sale. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9411 I won’t tell god if you won’t” 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9412 Just wait until Romulus sees this” @newyorkerma 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9413 Not now, Dagny! I’ve got Japan breathing down my neck. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9414 I’ll insist on a full refund! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9415 You’re the one who’s always telling me I act like I’m carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9416 Are you kidding, six feet apart? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9417 shall I wait you for dinner sisyphus? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9418 I can't believe I'm still an essential worker. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
9419 Hope i don't catch the f...ing virus ! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9420 The new remote workout plan - walk with the weight of the world on your back! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9421 Simply too many problems to fit on my shoulders. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9422 No, I wasn't lost. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9423 Joel always seemed to have a knack for Charade type displays of getting his point across 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9424 I hate the day after Thanksgiving. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9425 It may seem thankless, but the 7 o'clock Cheer makes it all worthwhile 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9426 Next time I'm going to just carry a map. Maybe a book of maps. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
9427 I must go back to work pandemic or not and no I do not want a mask 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
9428 Phew! Donald Atlas’ Shrugged 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
9429 Only one way to get dummy thicc and it’s certainly not by standing around in a robe, you dumb bitch. 1.1053 0.02701 76 69 7 0
9430 Yes, I will take out the trash too 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
9431 Honey, the camel didn't know how good he had it. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
9432 You don't need this anymore I'm going to replace it with a uninfected one 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9433 This isn't going to get up by his own. Indeed, it never does. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9434 Maybe if you were willing to take on a little more responsibility you WOULD get that raise." 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9435 And how do you define "essential service"? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9436 Globe is Not Safe, Home is. Don't Bring Corona Home. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9437 The weight of the World feels a Helluva Lot Heavier these days 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
9438 Tomorrow is still your day 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9439 Weird flex, but okay. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
9440 No, I can't pick up anything for you while I am out. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
9441 I should have never applied for this job! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9442 It's not worth the extra 30 cents on the dollar. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
9443 I don’t mean to complain. It’s just work stress. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
9444 Hey dear, I’ll be right back. I’m taking this into quarantine. You have no idea what in the world is happening. Wish me luck! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9445 The earth was a gift, karen. I'm taking it with me [thanks wedding crashers...] 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9446 I'm sorry you find out like this... but I... am John Gult!" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9447 I mean the Corona’s working a little bit but I still see most of those things on there. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9448 Yes I KNOW target isn't taking returns, but maybe they'll make an exception!" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9449 That’s all you’ve got?! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9450 Just don’t shrug sweetheart, you remember what happened last time.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9451 the real torture is the flat earth community. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9452 I have to take this back. The store just recalled the 2020 edition”. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9453 Renewing my Council of Titans millennial membership.. they've asked for my CV!" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9454 I’m leaving and taking the kids with me.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9455 Back to the hospital 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9456 The origin of twerking 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9457 Watch your step, Harold. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9458 “Back in a jiff. I need to drop this off at the laundry.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9459 Compost or recycle bin? rkercaption 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9460 This social distancing is a pain; haven’t been able to visit my chiropractor. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9461 Sorry but I need to maintain it then I will return it . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9462 Hey can you help get this guy off my ass?” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9463 Alright, alright. Next time I’ll just bring Splenda.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9464 I gotta put the horses in the back 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9465 I said use the shoulders. Not the back!" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9466 Your feta cheese frittata emitted too many toxic air pollutants.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9467 Do you remember the 2005 movie Goal? I liked the music in that 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9468 If that's the world on my shoulders, where are we standing? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9469 It is too difficult but I will takecare of it 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9470 Honey, I'm going to the doctor, it seems it has humans 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9471 Earth - respawn at last checkpoint 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9472 “Geez this cup of tea is pretty heavy” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9473 'I told you to bring me the Moon. Honey, what did you want me to do with this? It stinks' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9474 (Submission: Michael Fitzpatrick) "Oh, remind me to get worm powder for the cat this weekend, willyah?" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9475 You just had to protest the quarantine order. Now look what you’ve done, I’m not cleaning up your mess!” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9476 I miss the old Kanye. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9477 If I’m going to be deemed essential, at the very least I should be issued the right equipment instead of left to figure it out on my own. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9478 “Get a solid grip! Otherwise the world will go to hell!” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9479 That's ok it's not like anyone helps me carry anything in this house" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9480 Seriously, I thought the words to that Peter, Paul and Mary song, were a metaphor.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9481 Sometimes you will just need to carry yourself and move on” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9482 Okay. But now you need to be at least 6 feet apart." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9483 The physiotherapist said to use my core strength instead of my shoulders” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9484 Well what would you have me do? The new zero-emissions chariot is just a cubit too big for the elevator” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9485 Quick, help me start the webcam - and make sure everyone in the meeting gets the whole frame." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9486 Just make sure they give you the discount on our new planet since you’re recycling this old one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9487 You know I’m right, Karen... the whole world’s backing me up!” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9488 They need go to the gym after quarantine “ 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9489 Thanks for giving me a day off,” Mom said to Dad. “It makes the other 364 days a breeze.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9490 Didn’t you see? It’s broken, and there was a recall. I gotta take it to the shop at the corner of Olympus and Titans to get fixed. Or maybe they’ll give us a new one... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9491 You’ll be hearing from my lawyers Ayn. Appropriation of character and likeness that’s what it is! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9492 I gotta tell ya, there’s nothing quite as embarrassing as the walk of shame in last night’s outfit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9493 It’s been getting lighter & lighter ever since 2020 began! @jadrianguy 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9494 I'm taking this globe from your house and going to a toga party 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9495 You sure the air conditioner’s on? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9496 This picture is impossible because no one is that big.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9497 . "So you think you can take her for granted?" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9498 “All I have to say as a top world weight lifter is that it’s very disappointing that the Olympics were postponed.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9499 Atlas, if I told you once I've told you a million times do not bring these infected planets into the house! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9500 I’ve been waitin’ weeks to bring Ayn Rand to the plate...” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9501 Can you at least close the door for me?” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9502 Okay Bill, we can go back in time and act like it never happened, but I want the kitchen back in mint condition by the start of Wheel of Fortune. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9503 Don’t forget to ask for a receipt this time!” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9504 Not only that, but I gotta train the new guy, Sisyphus, today. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9505 Yeah I know...I know...I KNOW ATLAS HAS THE HARDER JOB” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9506 Just bringing the essentials." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9507 Why can't it go in the spare bedroom? I don't feel sick and I'm the one lugging it around all the time - you probably just caught the flu or something." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9508 I'm going to get my boulder, man was Atlas drunk last night." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9509 -Now this is classic! when I don’t forget something from the store, I bring it in the wrong size... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9510 “Honey, she is going to the dogs!” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9511 I gave you the world but nothing is good enough! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9512 Does carrying this make my butt look big?” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9513 What, do you want a parade? Scrub a toilet and we’ll talk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9514 I think you need to box it first" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9515 This time we really are sending her to boarding school. I won’t be able to live down another ‘Take Your Kid to Work’ day after this. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9516 My pain back is living proof the Earth isn’t flat!” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9517 Don’t you see? I have the weight of the world on my shoulders” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9518 “You earthlings ruin everything, I’ll take this back to the Greek Gods to fix.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9519 I am gonna take out the trash really quick. Need anything? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9520 Don't wait up, honey. There's a long queue at Dr. WHO's lately!" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9521 Atlas leaving home in the morning, dreading what the humans will do today 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9522 I KNOW what my physiotherapist said but I have to drop it at the dry cleaner" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9523 An essential worker with the world on his shoulders 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9524 You forgot your mask.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9525 We’re all in this together, honey. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9526 Hey Jude, refrain... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9527 Atlas, I already told you, you aren’t an essential worker 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9528 Apollo to wife, Coronis: I'm taking this to Asclepius (their son and god of medicine) to see if he can fix YOUR mistake. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9529 Oh not today, honey. You took the world for a ride last month, and we still haven’t recovered. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9530 Just when I thought being an independent contractor for Amazon would help me escape my fate..." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9531 My shoulders are toast. I need my ibuprofen back. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9532 This has got toga” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9533 Honestly Atlas, you should have known better. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9534 I know you’re a nurse, but did you really have to dumb this thing on me?” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9535 Let’s lock them up! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9536 It’s called being an essential worker, Karen 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9537 Honey, now is not the time to shrug it off. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9538 I'm gonna see if we qualify for that Mars upgrade sweetie!" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9539 These at home workouts need to stop. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9540 Weighting on the world to change...” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9541 We’ve been through this, if I ‘work from home’ then everyone else’s home will sink into deep space. I’ll pick up toilet paper on my way back from the office. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9542 Don‘t bring everybody‘s home at home, keep it at work. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9543 This thing is contaminated by Viruses and Trumpware! I'm taking it to the store to get it rebooted 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9544 " For gods' sake, woman! YES, I have my keys, my wallet AND my phone!" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9545 Hope those ventilators arrive today.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9546 Atlas: 'No one told me I should wear gloves... I'm returning this and exchanging it for for the handsfree version!' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9547 Hercules, your lease is over. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9548 At last, I can show the whole world that we can battle this burden by learning from the legacy of our past. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9549 Put it down ... now rest... go into your child’s pose 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9550 Now if you could please spare me the spectacle mister, I'd love to get back to my breakfast." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9551 Are you not entertained? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9552 The world as we knew it, just walked out on us. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9553 ... maybe it’s time for them to face that they’re all in one place. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9554 Have you tried overhead thrusts instead? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9555 SOMEBODY has to put food on the table” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9556 Atlas, I really think you're ready for the weight of the universe." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9557 I am going to Mars along with my beloved. This Covid Earth is entirely for you. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9558 Even my footwear would have been far more appropriate for that job. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9559 don’t forget to pickup some creamer while you’re out! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9560 If only I had used this time to start working out 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9561 I'll call you after I see all my patientsc don't forget to wash your hands" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9562 "NOW will you let me help you with that?" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9563 Don’t forget to pick up the dry cleaning on your way home 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9564 Carl, I figuratively meant the weight of the world is on your shoulders for finding us toilet paper.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9565 Whatever comes from God is impossible for a man to turn back.... but I’m gonna try it anyways” HERODOTUS 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9566 I'll shave my beard... once I flatten this curve, just as I crafted these sandals 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9567 Honey, can you call Sisyphus and ask him for the name of his therapist? And maybe his chiropractor? 1.0976 0.05849 41 37 2 1
9568 Now you know what back labor feels like. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9569 What happened to "'Take your time, Rome wasn't built in a day." ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9570 I only shrugged the one time Karen, I couldn’t be positive! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9571 Would you please give me a hand? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9572 Okay - but don’t get too close to anybody, Honey. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9573 I couldn’t debug it so I’m taking it to Best Buy 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9574 I didn’t *ask* for this, Margaret.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9575 Bob, I understand you’re inspired, but the online workout says to only start with a few pounds.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9576 I keep telling you, one day, that gravity will end up blowing up your back. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9577 Dr. Anthony Fauci, leaving for work every morning. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9578 Honey, what did Zeus said about the world getting heavier and heavier? That you should put some hand sanitizer if you don’t want to be infected by “ 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9579 Make sure you recycle. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9580 It’s 80% water? You better not spill any on the carpet. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9581 I’m sorry, we don’t accept planetary donations. Try Saturn, I hear they have an open call out for new moons - maybe they’ll take it.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9582 I said demigod not demagogue! I’ll find someone else to fix it” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9583 It’s only the mail room, Frank.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9584 Oh honey you’re doing it all wrong, maybe try and use your head instead. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9585 It Needs to enter into quarantine" by @ragtoons 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9586 I forgot my lunch” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9587 Not my cup of tea 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9588 Dropping it off at the repair shop. Need anything while I’m out? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9589 Throw out those lace up sandals too while you’re at it hon. They’re so 367BC.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9590 I suppose you expect me to pick up the dry cleaning too 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9591 Of course I believe you and your Tuesday night card friends will ‘liberate Minnesota’! just make sure you keep your distance okay honey?” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9592 Just when I thought I’d get a break..” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9593 . “I know I didn’t take out the garbage, but for heaven’s sake Millie, what’s it gonna be? The garbage, or a brand new world? “ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9594 Thanks for the coffee, Honey. Yeah, I think I can hold both” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9595 You guys deffinetly could'nt handle it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9596 “Sorry, we are only taking new appointments on Tuesday and Thursday now.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9597 "You apology is not good enough Socrates." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9598 Fine, I will take better care of it! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9599 It’s going to take more than that to end the quarantine. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9600 It's supposed to be on your shoulders not your back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9601 Honey, could you call that chiropractor we talked about? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9602 I don't get it: they're too quiet and they have this ritual of washing hands; maybe a signal for war? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9603 This is at least 100 lbs more then you reported. Better make it worth my while. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9604 Careful Atlas! Don't fall off the edge of the earth. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9605 The bunny slippers have got to go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9606 Yes, I have to bring it to the workshop. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9607 Take out the trash before you leave. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9608 You put the weight of the world on your shoulders yourself buddy, time for Mother Nature to put on my bunny shoes..." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9609 You told me to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders, so I took you literally. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9610 How did I get a planet when Sisyphus got a pebble? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9611 Flat earth was easier to carry. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9612 The warming is bad enough without the spinning making me dizzy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9613 Just keep trying to get through to OSHA, OK? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9614 I can't even use the carpool lane 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9615 Do you think Dr Lee could pop this thing on my back? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9616 C'mon, Marge, you know that every Tuesday is fake recycling day. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9617 It’s not that heavy 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9618 No, Nancy, I'm not "asking for a promotion after all these years." It involves Jupiter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9619 Yes Martha, I took Atlas’s job. At least now I can see the world. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9620 What? You said you wanted an Atlas. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9621 I know, I know. You'd be more impressed if I'd take out the trash. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9622 This global warming is making me sweat. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9623 I wish you would shave that beard 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9624 If you're going outside, can you at least wear gloves? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9625 You might have given birth, but I do everything around here. Mary. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9626 OK, in the key of Humperdinck.."Make the world go away, and get it off of my shoulder..Say the things...dah dah dah dee... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9627 See—I’m preventing climate change! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9628 You know you can't go out there without your mask! And did you to to the bathroom first? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9629 Oh sure, now they want me to flatten it again! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9630 I would usually say, "See you later", but, since I'm not on an incline, I shall bid you, goodbye. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9631 I didn't shrug my shoulders at you! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9632 Delivery for– oh you’re not watching the news? I’ll just take back this Weight O’ World’s Problems. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9633 ...don't blame me. It said 2000 years unconditional right of return 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9634 Sure there is. He looks just like me but a lot bigger. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9635 It must be times like this that you resent the whole "God givith and God taketh away" thing... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9636 Don't forget dear, you have that meeting with Heliodorus at 5. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9637 This is a real pain when we're out of string. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9638 No, they need me, I've never dropped the ball. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9639 Thank God it's getting smaller every day 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9640 OK, I promise I won't shrug. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9641 Outdoors in the sun, we can burn off the virus. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9642 With all the things that don't give me joy, the place is all ready for a new beginning! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9643 Well, if my world isn't yours, I'll just take it elsewhere! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9644 There are plenty of jobs. People just don’t want to work. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9645 Not sure. Go check the Atlas. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9646 I'd love to "shelter in place", but I'm an ESSENTIAL worker 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9647 You don't need to carry the world on your back,Corona. Let go of it! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9648 I really thought that GPS would make this unnecessary. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9649 That's an important item you're bringing for show and tell. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9650 I think it was by the string or on your shoulders, no on your butt. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9651 Because I can't wait for the Greek cleaners to get my scarf back. I have to be distant tonight 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9652 I had expected a Collins, not Colin’s 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9653 Well dear, perhaps the cartoonist is merely ignorant of the “celestial sphere” snd has burdened me with this instead. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9654 Not that you care. I’ve got the weight of the world on my shoulders” Tony Hornthal Elizabeth City, N 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9655 I'm throwin' it out. It's got little germs all over it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9656 It’s about time that I took care of this pandemic! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9657 An upgrade is always your solution. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9658 I'm just going outside and it might take a while 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9659 It's gotten a bit heavier with the coronavirus. . . . 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9660 The back pain I can manage. I just hate that I'm freezing my butt off. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9661 Humans aren’t covered under warranty, but i’ll see what i can do 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9662 For the love of God, just because you're reading Atlas Shrugged does not mean you have to be Atlas Shrugged. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9663 Gunna run it through the carwash 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9664 Even single contribution counts! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9665 That’s easy for you to say. You’re not carrying the weight of the world on your back. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9666 Stop complaining, Edith: you sit home all day, drinking coffee, while Mr. Essential here still has to go to work! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9667 Go ahead, I forgot what it looked like anyway. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9668 If these schmucks won't stay inside then why should I? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9669 No, work isn't stressing me too much. Why do you ask? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9670 This is starting to feel really good on my lumbago! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9671 You said to take out the trash. Well, this thing was trashed. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9672 I have joint issues now; am carrying it the best way I can. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9673 At least now I don't have people shaming me for taking up two seats. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9674 Do you have any idea how heavy the weight of the world is? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9675 Wear a mask before leaving the house. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9676 Can you spare me the costumed dramatics? I hardly think I'm asking too much for you to replenish the vanilla creamer when you use it all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9677 My rotator cuffs are shot. My lumbar region will be next to go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9678 Do you have to start spring cleaning now in the middle of my back strengthening session ! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9679 Don't help me, Karen. I just read 'Atlas Shurgged' and I am on one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9680 I’ve told you for 2,600 years that a briefcase just doesn’t work for me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9681 Too easy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9682 Yeah, I know it looks like Trump...what’s your point?? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9683 My wife just said you're her world 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9684 I told you: today there is an eclipse, I don't need to bring my sunglasses to work! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9685 I’m gonna go do something about all this Mercury retrograde crap. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9686 Lower back was sore...thought I'd ice it 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9687 Where art thou going today Hercules? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9688 Dyslexic Sisyphus. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9689 Yes, I do have the weight of the world on me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9690 I've ordered the new model, this one caught a virus and keeps overheating. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9691 I wish I wasn’t considered an essential worker too! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9692 Don't be late for the skit and don't you dare wear those rabbit shoes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9693 Michigan anti-quarantine be like, "Yeah, just keep handling the world on your shoulders" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9694 Where the hell did I put my lever? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9695 Flat Earth my ass! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9696 Virtual schmirtual. I'm going to a hands-on chiropractor when this planet sheds those viral flat-earthers. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9697 Ouch. The contract didn't mention getting stuck with the South Pole. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9698 You should just shrug off work today, Atlas! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9699 If it makes you feel better, I'm going to do our taxes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9700 You feel the weight of the world on you but it5869432.2.1587508074.1585869544.1aadf696-ed75-41d3-a5f4-75c4 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9701 Okay. Unless he can figure out the cause, it's is the last time I'll see this stupid chiropractor. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9702 It’s not the world, rather it’s the virus that is weighing me down. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9703 The World Weights.... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9704 Listen, Atlas. I understand that being a student nurse is tough and all, but you need to cut the dramatics. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9705 Why no spring break after the rink closes? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9706 My psychiatrist told me to get this thing off my shoulders as soon as possible. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9707 Not to rain on your parade, Harold, but Google Earth might be worth a look-see. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9708 Screw you, teach! "It looks like I put it together in a week" my ass. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9709 I'm not shrugging, these are lunges! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9710 Remind me to do a better job of thinking through these office costumes next time, will ya dear? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9711 Ayn Rand Paul's self-important version of social distancing. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9712 All right, you don’t have to shrug everyday, Atlas. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9713 Really dear, it’s not as if you’re a COVID -19 front line worker! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9714 Enjoy my day at work? Have you read the news lately? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9715 Look, I’m going as Theatrum Orbis Terrarum, yeah, an atlas — does that make you feel better? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9716 I cant always carry the world on my back, at least help 1.0976 0.03989 41 39 1 1
9717 It just arrived from the White House. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9718 You would not know if "someone" moved my lever, would you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9719 Look out World, here I come. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9720 I think you are in a jamb!! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9721 If Sisyphus calls,tell him that I'm on my way with his delivery. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9722 Remember Atlas, don't shrug. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9723 Have a nice day? My back hurts and I've got a rock in my sandal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9724 Tell me where you want it now. I’m not moving it again 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9725 It's not so much the weird globe, but the stupid tunic that's the burden. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9726 There no space for a lunchbox when I have to carry the weight of the world--call an order into Jersey Mikes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9727 You forgot your vinegar! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9728 Could you please scratch my nose? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9729 This world is broken. I'm going to turn it in for a replacement. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9730 If only there was someplace to recycle this thing 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9731 This is no big deal Edith. Waking up to your concept of "coffee" everyday, now THAT is an especially cruel form of punishment! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9732 It's not giving me joy- it out 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9733 Atlas! Stop shrugging your shoulders. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9734 I've got a world on a string just does not cut it anymore. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9735 It's not something to just shrug off. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9736 Check out 'dis ass baby!!! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9737 You would shrug too. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9738 Does it look lighter to you all of a sudden? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9739 OK, Dagny, you can sit around sipping coffee in your bunny slippers all day if you want, somebodies got to keep a step ahead of Galt! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9740 If you really want to be helpful, go to the window and chuck a Moon. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9741 Mom, I'm going out to play with Sisyphus. He got a new ball! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9742 Excuse my appearance, I've really got the weight of the world on my shoulders 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9743 The least you could do is get the door. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9744 Why can't you work from home like everyone else? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9745 Honey, can you spin it a little faster today? Largon and Pinoppi are coming over and I'll need your help. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9746 I'm thinking of starting a revolution. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9747 I'm a globalist with one foot in the past. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9748 Hope I don’t regret those deviled eggs... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9749 Ever the worrier. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9750 I'm a bit preoccupied but I'll try to remember to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9751 Goddamnit Susan, there is no, "Cindy from work"....! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9752 Thanks Karen! I’ll bring it back I promise.” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9753 I already tried changing the batteries. it just isn’t vibrating as much as it used to for some reason. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9754 She had a feeling Atlas was just showing off." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9755 Take heart, the world is behind me now Dolores.” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9756 No Karen, can’t have you anywhere less than 6 light years around it.” 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9757 Have fun at career day, Atlas!" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9758 There may be no remedy for this planet 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9759 You were right, it was too soon to try and domesticate them" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9760 “No more staying at home! I won’t let Coronavirus stop the motor of the world.” 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9761 Don’t worry, I washed my hands first.” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9762 I couldn't find any other weights to exercise with. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9763 M: “I’ve got the world..” W: “On a string?” M: “Not exactly.” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9764 Oh, you said “Earth DAY.” Heard something else. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9765 How long will the repairs take? I have a hair appointment next week. Try to have it done by then.” 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9766 Because it's more popular to do everything by Twerking these days, honey, I'm just staying current. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9767 It keeps rolling inside!" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9768 Going out for milk." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9769 In times like these there seems to be no difference between Sisyphus and me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9770 Oh myself” woman; ok, it was on SALE, I'll buy you the ring you asked me for ... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9771 What it feels like to submit a caption for 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9772 The world waits for no one, honey. But can you wait til we get home to watch the next episode of Tiger King?" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9773 At last I’ll be working from home 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9774 @zoom_video_communications be otw to work like..." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9775 I told gabriel it’s not for sale ..... sorry for the inconveniannce 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9776 Vacation? I’ll ask the boss again, but don’t make reservations yet. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9777 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" — Atla 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9778 Maybe I’ll go as Atlas after he shrugs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9779 Drat! Every Spring I get this water weight gain! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9780 I'll only consider seeing chiropractors that are world-class. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9781 Supporting you keeps the world on my Herculean back. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9782 I've had about enough of your kind. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9783 Quick, Martha, for my story. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9784 It's more effective than disinfectant, but the jury's still out on UV light. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9785 Moses, God's got the whole would in HIS hands! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9786 I don’t think that’s what they meant by “global denomination,“ but I am so proud of you for having work goals” Keep bringing your work home like this, Atlas, and you’re just going to aggravate your hemorrhoids.” Just go as Socrates, next time. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9787 Shut the door behind me, or you'll be sucked out along with everything else. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9788 You're right, I should have had this removed before we got back from our Aegean cruise. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9789 This stay-home order has been back breaking... Shut th door, will, ya? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9790 I just wish Brahma would wake up from that nap! 1.0952 0.02410 42 39 3 0
9791 Got a match? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9792 Your mother should have never named you Atlas 1.0952 0.02410 42 39 3 0
9793 Hey Atlas, do you want an IKEA bag for that globe? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9794 It's about time He's got the 'whole' world in His hands. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9795 Haven't you heard? We're dressing up to take out the garbage. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9796 EARTH DAY HUH? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9797 When Atlas' wife told him to take out the garbage, Atlas shrugged and went out to find more trash. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9798 I’m taking this out to the trash, gonna start over somewhere in Andromeda Galaxy 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9799 I'm off to the metaphysio 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9800 I thought you said it was turtles? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9801 I know Mildred, but there aren’t enough masks for every Essential Worker, and I’m pretty sure I’m not carrying the virus. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9802 Carrying the weight of the world has no tele-commuting option. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9803 It’s bad enough I am known for “first do no harm”. With all these people protesting social distancing it really puts the monkey on my back.... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9804 I’d love to stay for another cup but I’ve got to get this ball rolling, otherwise I’ll be at it all day.” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9805 I'm really sorry that you never noticed there was such a cute mail slot in our door! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9806 Are my lats getting bigger? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9807 Back late tonight. Bowling . 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9808 Could you shy the door behind me, I don’t want to drop this thing again. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9809 It won't hurt you back so much if you carry it in front. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9810 Geez, I was sure hoping the Pluto gig would work out. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9811 I told you my ass could support the weight of the world. Boom! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9812 'you can't manage it alone honey' 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
9813 Now, don’t go and accidentally kill somebody.” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9814 They’d run out of hand weights at the store” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9815 - I shall not be late for dinner. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9816 This one’s faulty and 800 Earth Support lines are clogged! I’m taking it back to the warehouse for a replacement! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9817 Richard, you never learn. Have fun doing this again tomorrow. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9818 I promise to sanitize it when I bring it back! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9819 "Oh yeah? Watch me carry the world on my back!" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9820 Geb (Earth God), What are you doing here?" "What the hell was I thinking when I made this for you." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9821 Why my butt so big lol why my butt look like the entire planet earth lol so big😜” Sam Baskin Atlanta, Ga 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9822 I thought you did contactless pick-up. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9823 Every time I leave for groceries with my gloves and mask knowing there are people out there protesting social distancing 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9824 That's why they call me Atlas. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9825 This is the absolute last time you forget the apples. Good riddance. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
9826 I told you Karen 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9827 No, I won't get back before my Frappe gets cold." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9828 Sorry Dearest, but I've got a lot to think about at the moment. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9829 When I said that I’d do the world for you, this really wasn’t top of mind! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9830 Off to pick up the itty-bitty baby, be back by 5. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9831 don't talk to me or my son ever again 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9832 It seems like I am always carrying the weight of the world on my back. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9833 "Good morning honey." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9834 Don't forget the toilet paper this time." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9835 If you want me to sell it to Jeff to free up the garage, I will, but I think you’ll miss it.” 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9836 We’ve got the whole world in our hands...” 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9837 Lose US! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9838 You ‘advanced’ people sure are a pain in the neck” 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9839 I know I shouldn't handed it over to you" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9840 I'll being her back once she's ok again 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
9841 Yes, dear. I do hear the garbage truck coming down the street. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9842 I’m getting into an at-home workout routine 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9843 Honey, I really don't think the store's gonna want that back 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9844 I will be back when he is done with his philosophy class - 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9845 What? It's not like you've got the weight of the world on YOUR shoulders!" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9846 bye mother 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9847 Seems a little lighter than usual.” 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9848 You go up again and you’ll do your back in. What do you want, Syphilis? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9849 Is it too late to shrug? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9850 For a small additional fee, we can double your order. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9851 Can't you find Jude and let him carry it? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9852 In spite of the virus, I am needed in the office! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9853 I think I've been doing this long enough. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9854 Don't complain. Last week you had the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9855 Plastic was so much lighter. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9856 Let’s see if Epimetheus can do a better job... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9857 Don’t worry world, I got you. The rest of you, back to Netflix.” 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9858 I expect that things will go much better with the weight on my back 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9859 I'm frowning because I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9860 Give up. You not. Atlas 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9861 I’m returning it; it’s too heavy. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9862 Can’t believe this is considered an essential business 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9863 is this worldly enough for you?" 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9864 Discard your entire world, in order to be able to exist into mine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9865 Yeah, no problem honey. I'll go get toilet paper." - 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9866 What about your briefcase? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9867 I have enough on my back 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9868 this one has a flaw let me change it 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9869 When the school said they needed a new geography teacher, I was not anticipating this." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9870 Rockefeller Center called. I can't even take a lousy lunch break once in a while. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9871 Don’t worry about Coronavirus, the world has got your back! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9872 The good Samaritan has himself been the donkey to rewrite history. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9873 We still have one thing in common, Marge––a heavenly body. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9874 Don’t forget the dry cleaning on your way home!” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9875 Remember, no closer than 6 globes from any other titan. Promise me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
9876 And on your home can you pick up some milk! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9877 Happy Earth Day! My caption is "I was just observing the holiday. I'll take it back..." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
9878 Honestly, it's been feeling lighter, and I don't even work out. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
9879 Is it really flat as some say? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
9880 If the world revolves around him why was I deemed 'essential'?" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9881 On your shoulders Cassius, on your shoulders. 😂😂😂 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9882 But, I didn’t even ask for a refund” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9883 It’d be a hell of a lot easier if you’d just ask for help. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9884 "Have a nice day at work Atlas dear!" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9885 Atlas will be back from vacation tomorrow, we'll just replace the flu with this other virus, he won't even notice 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9886 It helps my posture." 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9887 After all these years and I’m the only one who remembers to take out the trash 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9888 he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9889 I told you to lift with your knees.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9890 Thanks for taking this one out honey. Take 42 is in the oven.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9891 I said "get this shit outta here". 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9892 Ever heard of social distancing? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9893 The weight of the world? Try carrying the weight of my existential dread before you complain any more." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9894 Forgot the hashtag for above . : It's all that damned landfill ! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9895 CoronaMan .. taking my beautiful world away 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9896 I said Happy Birthday 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9897 Everyone's responsibility why not lend your hands. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9898 Are you sure this will help me with my back problems? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9899 The damage is difficult to undo at the moment. Evacuate it 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9900 The world on your shoulders. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9901 Isolation time 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9902 I'm pretty sure they said Sisyphos's was made of stone... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9903 " Am I detecting a bit of ennui?" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9904 'Think I'll bounce by Venus and Mars. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9905 My yearly fifteen minutes of fame” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9906 Mrs Sisyphus: “...and if it rolls back down the hill, you just push that baby back up.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9907 Well you obviously aren’t ready for the responsibility, Joyce. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9908 “You’re still allowed one walk a day, Atlas— and maybe with some fresh air, you’ll realize you can bear the weight of the world on you shoulders and still put your dishes away.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9909 Thanks for the night! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9910 I won’t need a mask where I’m going 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9911 Heyy! We need it... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9912 “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands”, but she’s not buying it. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9913 humans can't go out, but I can! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9914 Baby got back" 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9915 Take it as a favor, not a punishment. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9916 You know...if you would just shrug right now we could go have another cup of coffee.” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9917 “Be careful” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9918 They don't call it Earth Day for nothing. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9919 You can put it to the left next to the trash can 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9920 Hmph, really convenient for Sisyphus to observe social distancing today.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9921 Good job! It doesn’t bring you joy, right? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9922 I’m going to sell it to David Bowie. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9923 I’ll be back in six months with a new one” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9924 Just take it; get it out of here.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9925 I don’t care if he’s just messing around. I’m gonna tell that brat exactly how many people died if he makes me drop this!” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9926 Planet earth is not recyclable, put it with the regular trash 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9927 I am not shrugging, Hesperis! " 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9928 Nobody told me that you want earth back, Atlas! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9929 Have dinner without me- I’m working overtime. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9930 At least it's warming up.... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9931 You were never my world. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9932 : ‘I’ve told you this before: Sisyphus PUSHES. I need my own thing, need to add a degree of difficulty. See you tonight.’ 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9933 Funny how four martinis made it tolerable last night... Chin up, hon—I just know curbside returns must be a thing...” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9934 I know I should stay, but it’s the only time I can blend in.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9935 Coffin Boys Song 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9936 Bye Atlas, have a good day boo. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9937 Taking a picture this time around won't make it last longer" 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9938 I thought it was my turn to take out the trash” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9939 I’m off to make an exchange for some toilet paper.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9940 Don’t wait up honey. Zeus kept going on about “setting this world to right”, at the annual board meeting—Mr. “all powerful” has got his HANDS FULL on this one. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9941 You obviously can’t handle this. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9942 A little help please?" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9943 Virtual Simulation My Back 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9944 It’s your turn to take the garbage out.” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9945 Don’t forget to Social Distance” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9946 ball is life" 1.0769 0.02598 39 37 2 0
9947 Honey, you forgot your facemask" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9948 I guess it’s essential 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9949 Well YOU try working at home once in a while. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9950 Why so cross? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9951 Helen I told you we should have socially distanced” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9952 Honey, you’re supposed to breathe in to lengthen the back, release to soften the pain. Focus on the breath and keep that core engaged! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9953 I’m drowning here; a little help would be nice! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9954 Honey, make sure you get a donation receipt this time for our taxes. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9955 Out for delivery 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9956 He used to have the whole world on his shoulders. Now it appears to be breaking his back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9957 I specifically said bring me a flat Earth and Tide Pods.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9958 Twerking with @ryan.heffington is hard with all this extra weight.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9959 Recycling? No, this is just going right in the garbage.” contes 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9960 “Honey, remember to lift with your legs” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9961 Heavens! Are you sure it’s time?” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9962 Is it Halloween already?" 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9963 Don't forget to file it under 'defective product'! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9964 Take it back, it doesn’t work! Don’t forget the receipt 🧾 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9965 Ayn, I should’ve never listen to you. Now, it’s broken...I’m taking it to the store” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9966 Dont forget to social distance, you might save another planet 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9967 Yes mum, they will give me gloves and a mask If necessary" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9968 I’m so last century, honey you fix it....please 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9969 Some people harbour the best attitude like taking responsibilites even in hard times. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9970 Please don't let anyone draw near to help. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9971 I'm going to put this one in some rice." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9972 'A regular frontline healthcare worker leaves for work in the not-so-regular times of Corona!' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9973 Honey, do you really have to go to work everyday? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9974 You're taking this costume party way too seriously!" 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9975 This does not mean I will start calling you Atlas, Reginald. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9976 Atlas, honey, you can take the world off your shoulders. It’s in the hands of social distancing now.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9977 Service overdue 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9978 I probably should’ve read the fine print when I signed up to direct that tiger cult documentary.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9979 True that it took me thousands of years to get here, but have you done to the world? Stay away now.” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9980 How am i the only essential worker here” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9981 “Why does he always act like he has to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders?” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9982 I'll pick up lunch on the way" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9983 Whoops! "Babe, I'm gonna need one heck of a back rub when I get home." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9984 From now on, don’t ask me or mine for nothin! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9985 What’s that look? It’s not me who’s counting on you. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9986 Atlas, stay home! You aren’t an essential worker. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9987 Apples? No . . . I’m not dropping by the store to get apples! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9988 Honey, can’t you try Zoom?” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9989 I’m sorry, Atlas. Just hang on a little longer. I promise it’ll get better.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9990 Why did you ever tell me to take this job!? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9991 I’m only putting in a half day, today. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9992 You better not make a sound when coming back! I have a meeting with my boss at 5. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9993 A guy can't scratch his back once while on duty without everything falling to pieces 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9994 God: you don’t deserve planet earth! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9995 I swear I turned my back for one second .. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9996 Don’t forget the recycling too, honey!” 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9997 We’re in quarantine... it’s OK to have a lazy day.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9998 The world is my backache. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
9999 Honey, things are rarely as tough as they seem....While I'm at the barber shop, could you finish tidying up my Man-Cave a little? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10000 I can't get in the Special World until I cross the threshold. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10001 Zachariah my dear how about taking the trash out instead 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10002 Good luck getting it to fit in the recycling bin. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10003 Yes, Sharron, I'm talking out the trash. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10004 It doesn’t work anymore, I should go get new one! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10005 I told you being a Pilates instructor was stressful Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10006 It's time to put out the recycling. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10007 Thought you could stand to forget about it for a while. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10008 We can’t just continue to shrug off what’s been happening. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10009 Fine, Bob, I’ll guess again. Zeus? Poseidon? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10010 I doubt He's going to let me take next Friday, but, you're right, I suppose I could always ask. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10011 I'm going to the curb. “I’m pretty sure planet pickup day is tomorrow.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10012 Atlas-t, you can get back to work. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10013 Caesar had it easy! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10014 I know you've heard it a thousand times, but this Friday, I'm shrugging. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10015 I hope you don-1557-4840-bef4-ae55778084c3.1587855292.1.1587856056.1587855292.ee24ea1f-b9f7-4c17-ad23-a1 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10016 Look, someone has to keep this place aloft! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10017 Tony, my dear modern Hippocrates, stop complaining! Just return the Donald's ball 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10018 Oh, could you grab my mask? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10019 I'd like to buy the world a coffee. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10020 I think they gave me the role because I teach Ayn Rand 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10021 Philosophy is key 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10022 No, I do not have a match. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10023 What's a 401(k)? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10024 He is going to take on the world the old-fashioned way. I wish him luck! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10025 make sure you get it in the right bin this time 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10026 The world is on your back and the sun is on your face. Whatever, did you SPF 50 and bring water? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10027 Lift with my legs? That wasn't funny the first billion times either." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10028 Thats a nice model but they'll be moving to Mars 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10029 what do you think im doing its 1:00 am im going for my daily workout 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10030 I don’t think, “Carrying the World Upon my Ass”, will have quite the same ring. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10031 It's great for my sciatica. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10032 Here is your updated globe reflecting all the ongoing wars in red, plagues in blue, land destroyed by natural disasters in green. Enjoy 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10033 After bowling I'm going out for a beer 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10034 This is the last tranche. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10035 You couldn't just offer a little emotional support for carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders, could you? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10036 You could ve at least него 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10037 I told you it was heavy going these days 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10038 A reminder, Travis - please ask if they can fix it by the end of the week dave matlow/westport, ct 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10039 I don't care what you heard on TV. That Galileo stuff is Fake News. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10040 Time is running out! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10041 1. Taking care of the home is no easy task either 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10042 At least put Richard Simmons on so I can keep track of my calisthenics. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10043 I really can’t go on hearing about how you have to do the housework all day. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10044 Atlas, butt-plugged. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10045 OK, Atlas, just get back home in one piece. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10046 Hercules, don't forget to pick up the dry cleaning. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10047 I'm sorry honey, it's just not a good time to plan a vacation. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10048 Dang it! Brandine, I think World War III just started. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10049 She might be in the garage for a while. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10050 Yeah, Yeah, right - a vaccine. Get off my back, would ya! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10051 Shotput?!? It’s the weight of the world! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10052 Find the GPS! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10053 Do you really think they'll forgive me this lifetime? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10054 HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET ON MY BACK?! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10055 I can see now how difficult it would be to carry it on my shoulders. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10056 Give me a break, Karen. Zeus said I am an 'essential worker'. Social distancing doesn't apply, apparently. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10057 We don't all have the luxury of working from home. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10058 ‘Shoulders’ my ass—it’s getting too hot to handle any way. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10059 It's only fair, since you have full custody. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10060 Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10061 Well, my shoulders are under much pain, Karen" 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10062 The Governor has reopened the alleys 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10063 I just asked you to take out the garbage. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10064 Don't drop it again 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10065 Dang thing is too warm 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10066 Honey, I know it's gotten heavier over the years, but this time try not to shrug. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10067 That breakfast will not help with my troubles 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10068 I feel the world behind me on this journey. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10069 Your butterballcises are back, I see. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10070 Bring it back when you've finished playing with the other boys. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10071 You can tell your friend, Ayn, I'm ready to shrug her off! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10072 There’s book group tonight, so I’m going to be late. We’re discussing that book by Ayn Rand. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10073 I have a feeling you're never coming back, Sisyphus. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10074 he needs to put the world on a string 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10075 Ok, I won’t shrug today, Ayn! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10076 Good luck with the home schooling today,my dear and equal partner. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10077 This thing is burning my back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10078 Are you still trying to prove you're better than Belichick? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10079 better hurry, Atlas. Zeus is on his way home! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10080 I'm going to assume I qualify as an essential service. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10081 I'm about to lose my big blue marbles. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10082 I am all too powerful- I own the world. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10083 Yes, I'm essential even if I have to hold it without any PPE! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10084 Sorry honey...me and the guys got a little carried away last night. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10085 I TOLD YOU! The Earth is Flat! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10086 Homecules. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10087 Wish I could work from home. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10088 world..... in his hands. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10089 This seems to be a bit theatrical hun- I just asked you to grab the mail. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10090 Just once, I'd like to wake up without a sore back. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10091 Next time it’s your turn. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10092 Can you bring home eggs? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10093 They’ll name a map book after me. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10094 I understand that 10 minutes of this will clear my brain. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10095 Why do you always ask questions I can’t answer when I’m leaving for work?! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10096 When in Rome... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10097 Go Corona Go 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10098 It looks like mold, find something that will really clean it up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10099 Sheltering from home without my fulcrum and lever was a heavier lift than I thought... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10100 Yes, this time the world really is on your shoulders. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10101 Remember to call if you'll be late for dinner. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10102 I couldn't fit the weight on my shoulders anymore, it hurts my neck too much. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10103 Please through it out the door before we catch corona. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10104 The unemployed Globetrotters became movers, I guess. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10105 You know, you don't have to carry the world on your back! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10106 You get your own squishy ball. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10107 Honey don’t worry Australia worse problems then my lower back 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10108 I wish I could get this up on my shoulders, my back is killing me. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10109 There’s gotta be a better way, or my name’s not Atlas”. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10110 Listen up, Bunnikins, without my doing this it's pretty bleak out there. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10111 Honey, the fate of the whole world rests on my shoulders. I can't let it down. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10112 Global activation. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10113 Atlas, the Greek God known for holding up the world, is off the a Flat-Earther Convention. He pauses and growls, "No, Carol, I don't have time for coffee! Who do I look like, Chronos?" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10114 Try to figure out where to go on your next vacation without me. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10115 Harold, what are you doing? I’m going to extend social distancing to inside our house! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10116 Not sure why...but these days is heavier than ever" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10117 I’m sending it back to China. It’s producing a lot of false-positives! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10118 Don't forget to say hi to John Galt 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10119 I'm giving it to Ayn Rand while we're away on vacation. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10120 I could have used a double expresso and a couple of Red Bulls! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10121 The manufacturer issued a recall, but I should be home for lunch. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10122 Have a good day dear doing essential work. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10123 So I don’t get to use a perfectly good gesture because of her? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10124 You could have just told me where Antigua was! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10125 A book of maps? Can't you see I'm dealing with enough here. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10126 Do these shoes go with this? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10127 Hearing how boring it is making puzzles all day just isn’t helping me feel better about this job. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10128 aliens 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10129 You think they'll give me a replacement? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10130 Don't know why they won't let me support the world from home. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10131 Yes, it is too much to ask me to take out the trash. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10132 Honey I'm looking and I'm telling you I can not see the Great Wall of China. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10133 You can't just walk out of here pretending you understand the gravity of the situation 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
10134 Man: "We have a shipment here from Toronto. Where do you want us to put it? " Ms. Belmont looked confused. "Who is it from? " 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
10135 I’ll be home to eat your dinner. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
10136 Stick a pin in it, Bob! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
10137 I feel better without you" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10138 Maybe you should ask for smart working” 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10139 Call the Chiropractor, this thing’s starting to feel heavier.” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10140 Do you really have to roll it up that hill again?" - "it's more fun than it looks like" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10141 Herb, I don’t think you can return that.” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10142 It's a new challenge. Could you please take a video for me? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10143 I'll just be borrowing this.. 🐾 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10144 well I need to run up that hill I need to run up that hill, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will #fetchtheboltcutters 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10145 . You keep going on as if you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10146 „It will be just an interims job they said. 4000 years. 5000 max they said.“ 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10147 Augustulus, where are you going? I’m heading out to see if I can sell this thing to the highest bidder. Don’t wait up! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10148 Wouldn’t just wearing your scrubs be easier?” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10149 Mass testing, not mass protesting. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10150 they were asking for my ball" 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10151 Have you tried putting it down and picking it back up again? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10152 Honey, I shrunk the world. They’re about thig big and in dire need of a full-blown desinfektan spray.” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10153 - Joe, why you ALWAYS play Sisyphus? - Jenny, because I play Sisyphus! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10154 Keep the door open, I'll just drop this and my guilt for recycling 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10155 I am just saying, how many and what type of bacteria would stick to a piece of dropped food depends on many factors! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10156 -«Thank you for the early appointment doc» « Not sure chriropractic can help this time » « Atlas, we tried » 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10157 I’m tellin’ you Atlas, you will ruin your back. I can’t understand why you don’t borrow my shopping trolley. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10158 So proud my darling, finally you refused the plastic bag for your purchases! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10159 Not only the time is out of joint ...” 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10160 Don’t forget to pick up some oat milk on your way home. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10161 , "Doesn't say if it's been refurbished!" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10162 I’ll be back for your bunny slippers in a minute.” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10163 Yeah, it would be easier if it was flat.” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10164 Lucky you, I’m an essential worker. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10165 - “... and don’t come back” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10166 I'll be home by 5:30, and please, no more Pasta dishes from the Corona Cookbook!" 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10167 Take it easy, Jerome. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10168 ''And I thought I could trust you.'' 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10169 This is getting heavy. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10170 There's no need to worry, honey. It's been ten million years and he still hasn't noticed it's just a giant cardboard globe 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10171 I’ll be back for lunch. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10172 There got to be a better way to carry this burden,although our neighbor Mr. Atlas seems to have developed a headache doing it his way 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10173 Finally, someone who can take care of my world 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10174 I agree. It may the same old thing, but it's officially deemed essential 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10175 I need a new background effect for Earth Day but can't find a background to get the effect I'm after. Does this angle hide my pimple? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10176 Get that two bit no good planetary mess out of here. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10177 Have to hurry or I’ll be late for the briefing. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10178 Be careful you are about to drop Italy and by the way, can you pick up dinner on the way home? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10179 Is that easier to carry without everyone moving aroundnts 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10180 Shrug, my ass! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10181 I know, I know: “Try not to shrug”. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10182 No, I can’t pick up a gallon of milk on my way home! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10183 Earth Day is a real pain in the butt. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10184 They're hurting me! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10185 I’ll put this in the Recycle Bin- then we can go out again 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10186 Not sure it's still covered by the return policy, but I will try to bring back a better one. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10187 This video Will go viral! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10188 Should I bring you a lever? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10189 '"Sisyphus, what time will you be home tonight?'" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10190 Hold up the earth? That’s a myth! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10191 Atlas, social distancing should not feel like having the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10192 Return if not completely satisfied, I hate these free trial options. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10193 So you would think mascot of Atlantic city would not be an essential job - well think again. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10194 "While I'm doing this, how 'bout you pick Uranus up off the couch!" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10195 That was nice of them to say, but a raise would be even nicer. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10196 I thought you said this was a video game. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10197 Stop saying, “The world well lost... “ 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10198 Atlasthey are finally acknowledging my work is essential. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10199 Have a good day at work, sweetheart. Don't forget to wear your mask while you're holding up the sky. We thought the excessive amounts of anthropogenic greenhouse gases in the atmosphere were bad, now you have to worry about the Rona too. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10200 With the gyms all closed Bob asked if he could borrow it 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10201 Listen Sisyphus , at least the world, she is round, it would have been much harder to schlep a cubic earth 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
10202 Do you want to borrow a bag for that? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10203 You just wait: we la have a new start. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10204 Holding up the whole world, is it really an essential journey? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
10205 Honey stop! Don’t exchange that for Mars, it still has some life in it.” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10206 NO, you CAN'T have it back, silly rabbits!!" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10207 Sheesh, go a little easier on yourself! At least carry it on your shoulders...” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10208 ‘It’s time you lend a hand’ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10209 I’ve got your back” 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
10210 Don’t hurt yourself, I’ve got it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10211 Sisyphus returning the Earth to the pollution-free mountain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10212 That is NOT social distancing! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10213 That’s it! I’m taking the whole world out 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10214 You don't deserve it, humans. I am taking it back to the old Gods. The new Gods of politics and capitalism are failing to run it. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
10215 When you told me you wanted to pawn your globe, this wasn't in my mind!" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10216 It was only supposed to be the skies, but there you go, micromanaging.” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10217 I wouldn’t want to burden you with it” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10218 Curse you, COVID-19. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10219 You heard him! I’ll handle the light—you grab the bleach. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10220 This new globe doesn’t have any improvements over the last one. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
10221 The shoulders are kaput. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10222 Pick up your stuff and get out of my house. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10223 Don't forget to pick up some milk when you're done. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10224 It's easier than housework. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10225 I’m returning this piece of shit. Be back in an hour. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10226 At least it isn’t on my shoulders anymore! Be right back with the takeout and a life-saving vaccine that will end the pandemic. Yes, I told them to hold the onions. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10227 I have the weight of the world on my back. I'm going to try to unload it on Bumstead. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
10228 Well, aren't you glad you won't be working from home anymore? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10229 Hercules can deal with the pickle jar. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10230 He really let this whole essential worker thing go to his head. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
10231 Before the plates separated, I had a dry spot big enough for my back. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10232 I'm taking it back, it's infected. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10233 I'm running a little late this morning . . . do you think you could take out the trash yourself just this once? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10234 I AM using my knees. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
10235 I guess you'd like us all to think you're carrying the weight of the world on your back. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
10236 You said mint chip, right? No Rocky Road?” 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10237 Another day, another eternal punishment rolling a Boulder up a hill. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
10238 It’s Sisyphus’s birthday. Dropping his gift off, then I’ll be right back.” 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10239 now you be careful with that make sure it doesn’t rotate of your back” 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10240 You know it's shoulders, right, and not the small of your back? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10241 This is not really a WFH job. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10242 Don't wait up- I'm headed a galaxy over to drop this off. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
10243 I am tired of keeping this at home. Let's show how the real world works" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10244 Don't tell me again that it's harder to stay at home! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
10245 Stop drinking your coffee and help me, Karen. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10246 “I always forget that Wednesday is trash day.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10247 Atlas scooted 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
10248 When the covid crisis didn't affect your line of work 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10249 Why not work from home today? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
10250 Go on, Atlas. Break the internet. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
10251 I swear, it's the last time this Atlas shrugs 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10252 Starting today, I'm swapping out the celestial heavens for earth......screw Zeus. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
10253 'Oh stop moaning, he'll be back in 14 days...' 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
10254 So tell me, what is more heavy? The world or the people's selfish heart, living inside it and so shamelessly polluting. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10255 I told you to keep that thing six feet away from me.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10256 Looks like the dog got a hold of the voodoo doll again" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10257 Taking it to the gym? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10258 You forgot to put on your N95!” .. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10259 You're not going to take out the trash dear?" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10260 Getting bent over for the world... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10261 Sorry, Ms Goddess, it seems the entire batch was faulty. Your free vouchers are on the table." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10262 « You know what honey ?! Don’t worry about it ! I’m used to carrying the whole world on my shoulders ! » 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10263 White man's burden... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10264 So jealous your job is essential, I’m sick of working from home.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10265 Masked enthusiasm is not a proven COVID prevention method, dear. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10266 Yes I have to go honey, I've been deemed an essencial worker." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10267 Looks like your Terra Mater needs a service 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10268 ... I don’t “shrug” because the Andes would tear me a new one. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10269 I thought you said you wanted the globe, not you wanted a new robe.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10270 « Sorry honey, creating humans is going to have to wait for the weekend » 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10271 February 2020: Susan, you’ve got to trust me with this. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10272 We only accept cartoons here 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10273 “Talk to the Atl-ass ‘cos the face ain’t listening!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10274 My punishment is carry my ego." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10275 Beep, beep, beep”. “Not funny Marge!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10276 Another purposeful corona day. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10277 That long lever I ordered was taking too long to come.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10278 don’t forget your mask” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10279 -Do you always have to lift with your back? -Do you have a better idea?! It was later that day that the saying, "Carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders" was coined. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10280 I prefered working from home you know 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10281 - “see, I knew it!” 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10282 Antidote Needed" 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10283 He needs me to go in early today to discuss what it would take to change his name and businesses to Francisco d'Anconia 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10284 Don’t forget your Valium 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10285 You said you wanted to see the world outside your window 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10286 Yeah, well, I’m amazed at what you can Postmates nowadays, too. Now where do you want me to put this thing?” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10287 “After what you just told me, time travel to 2020 to get the weight of the world off my shoulders wasn’t such a good idea after all !” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10288 Taking this to the flat Earth conference, see you in a bit!" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10289 “Yes dear, I’ll be back in time for dinner...” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10290 Either I’m getting weaker or it wasn’t this heavy last year.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10291 Please have her back by 2021” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10292 She said she wanted social distancing" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10293 Are you sure you don’t want to keep working from home? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10294 Here, you can have this for today. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10295 Well, I can't just let it roll off my back, can I? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10296 Could be worse Karen... at least I don’t work down at the hospital” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10297 Atlas. We ended things a year ago! I don’t care anymore!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10298 One of these days...” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10299 The lunchbox is next to Portugal today. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10300 I told you not to buy it." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10301 Honey, I think your mother is bitter again and is taking back all of her globes.” 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10302 It all started because YOU wanted a house with a front yard and now I'm stuck in this job" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10303 Just put it out on the tree lawn and maybe someone will come by and garbage pick it. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10304 If I back it up, is it fat enough?” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10305 I’ve said it a million times, I can’t teleconference Sisyphean tasks.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10306 This is what it means to be essential." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10307 Can you pick up some milk on your way home?" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10308 I know it doesn’t make sense to wear this to the lockdown protest Betsy! I just want the guys to think I read Ayn Rand” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10309 There's got to be a better way to carry this 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10310 Not my baby" you call me when you're ready to be an adult!!! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10311 Honey, Recycling Day is Tuesday. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10312 Atlas, you’re overreacting” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10313 ‘I just need to map my 5k for Instagram’ 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10314 Do you have to read the newspaper every day?” “I don’t know what I’d do without it. ” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10315 I don't know what else to take to the pawn shop, Mildred... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10316 Brb shelter in place order lifted 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10317 Isn’t it a little early, honey? Corona’s still sleeping. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10318 We really shouldn’t be doing this anymore” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10319 Don’t be so dramatic! You’re just getting the groceries.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10320 Work from home. It will be fun, they said. Who’d knew it’d be such a pain in the back instead!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10321 At last, not least disinfect it thoroughly; Otherwise ask Sisyphus how you should get along! 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10322 Trust me, dear, this curve will flatten." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10323 Damn you Zeus 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10324 Hey thanks for coming in Aristotle, we're long overdue for a reset 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10325 And I’m keeping your gladiators too” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10326 I asked for a yoga ball..." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10327 Only the burdens of our marriage are heavier than the world 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10328 I prefer to hold it up forever rather than leave it in your hands ever again.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10329 It's time for someone younger to take care of the burden. I'm going to retire... 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10330 No, Ayn. I can’t just “shrug it off.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10331 It’s fine, I’ll get the door! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10332 Hurry before my husband sees and wants it back 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10333 Please ensure that the Earth2020 model you're returning is repackaged with all the crises that were included. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10334 Listen, I'm going for a walk and to be exact, I still feel like the world is weighing on my shoulders" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10335 They said it was the ultimate home workout" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10336 Wh- you going Atlas?" "Yes I'm finally quitting at last! " 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10337 Yes, honey, next time I’ll check the Sell-by date... 2012?!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10338 Gimme a minute... I’ve literally got the weight of the world on my back 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10339 I hope you realize that I am carrying the weight of this world as I break stay at home orders to buy you more coffee. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10340 It’s a long walk home. Yeah I’ll be thinking from home now, See ya after kids 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10341 It‘a so wonderful to finally see you leaving our house for work, honey.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10342 "I'm never getting you another toy!" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10343 And please stop sending me that shrug emoji while I’m at work. It’s not appropriate. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10344 Honey, I’m working on my summer bod. We need to be prepared for the end of quarantine. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10345 You’ll see Maurice, one day I’ll be on top of this thing!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10346 Returning laid off worker, “Good thing everything back to normal” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10347 Junk king? LoL 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10348 "Darling, if this is as global as it seems, why do you have to rome office?" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10349 Oh so I guess you still have to carry the WHOLE world on your back. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10350 These at-home workouts are getting ridiculous.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10351 I’m not interested in a threesome with Gaia this morning, Fred. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10352 Mmm that’s right .. stick your earthly butt out ... now tell me again .. who is your Bunny Momma. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10353 I told you to wear a mask, Sisyphus. Enjoy eating your own cooking for 14 days.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10354 When the wife’s quarantine cleaning unearths everything: “Just throw it in the garage for now, dear.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10355 Still in warranty, let's fix it 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10356 ‘I don’t know, it hasn’t been drawn yet’- 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10357 The guy who carries Mars better get ready... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10358 You’ve got the whole world in your hands too but can you do something about it already because between the two of us I’m tired of these worship church group zoom things. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10359 And that's why you can't go on your annual girls trip to Cabo this summer. We need to flatten the curve." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10360 You’re carrying a heavy load 1.0556 0.02817 36 35 1 0
10361 New job, and he already thinks he’s an Atlas.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10362 Honey, just make that your Zoom background and stay home.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10363 I can't believe Brenda is making me work on a Sunday." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10364 You mean the world to me, Agnes. I’m just returning this one for a sanitized one” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10365 This needs to get an antivirus updation,will be back soon.. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10366 Toga and Buskin out! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10367 Will you be back for dinner? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10368 My trainer said we can do this workout without weights! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10369 Honestly! You only have her every other weekend...” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10370 Have a good work, Dr. Atlas, and take care of yourself! Remember that you're no longer as strong as you used to be some millennia ago. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10371 You always say you wish I wore my heart on my sleeve. This was the best I could do. Should I be more clear? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10372 I packed a little extra human suffering with your lunch today 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10373 Carrying the weight of the world sure causes one big hemmorhoid" "After 15 years of marriage, my wife finally realizes that I don't KNOW what I'm saying." Jerry Seinfeld " Nobody KNOWS what they're doing and a lot of them are really good at it. " George Carli 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10374 This worked better when it was flat. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10375 Is it too much to ask that you help out a little around the house? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10376 Honey, this is your weirdest Halloween costume yet. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10377 Be right back. Gotta take this back to Atlas. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10378 Enough about my posture already, Ayn! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10379 Whose idea for stay-in-place exercise was it? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10380 Some days I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10381 I'll be back in twenty-four hours, I promise. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10382 Not as much as a burden as you, Alice. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10383 I'm washing my hands of this planet! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10384 You're making a big mess carrying that thing by around. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10385 I am taking this because you don't know how to use it! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10386 Oh yes, sure, I'll be happy to pick up some milk! May I also bring back a tiara for her Highness? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10387 I’ll be back Honey...I’m trading in the world for toilet paper and hand sanitizer........ 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10388 I shrug off work one day and someone writes a book about it.... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10389 Listen, Ayn, if I could just shrug this off I would. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10390 Happy Earth Day 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10391 Sheesh, I don't know, maybe 6 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10392 'I'm only going to be able to carry one bag....' 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10393 But I do have the weight of the world on my back. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10394 Atty I told you to get a bag for that... your gonna hurt yourself... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10395 I tell ya’, it’s getting hot!0 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10396 Yes of course it's an essential service! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10397 I know it's not a monkey - it's just an expression. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10398 What's the point if they're all just staying home every day? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10399 Don't tell Zeus that Atlas shrugged! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10400 The "wait" of the world... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10401 This thing is not remotely working! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10402 Oh, and they want me to take Harry's Jupiter shift again tonight. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10403 I'm so sick of this outfit. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10404 Maybe you should try a sling wrap in front. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10405 Please shut the door on your way out, I just washed my hands. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10406 Dropping it off at the shop, it has a virus and can't start up. Shouldn't take long. Ill be back for lunch. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10407 Wow, your really have the whole world lying on your back. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10408 Off to save the world again, dear? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10409 Where's America when you need their help most 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10410 oh just put that anywhere… 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10411 Perhaps you should ask for a smaller planet. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10412 Honey, don’t forget to ask for receipts. The Government really cracking down on travel expenses these days 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10413 Who am I kidding? It'll be me and the whole world out there. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10414 You'll never know what it's like to have the weight of the world on your back, Karen 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10415 I'm going to the basement, could you close the door behind me? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10416 Tell Zeus and Heracles I'll be back in a jif with the Moon and Mars. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10417 Yes, I know it was my idea. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10418 You've made your point Larry. Now, why don't you take it off your ass and put it on your shoulders! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10419 Sorry, we are no longer doing Earth Days, try selling in other planets. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10420 Can't just shrug here. Oughta put it in one of those bins. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10421 Don’t worry, I’ll be back. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10422 I’ll be back when Trump says it’s okay to come back. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10423 Are you sure this will help my posture? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10424 Time to get this the fuck away from human intervention 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10425 I just need to get out and see the world! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10426 I can endure a lot, but working from home? Forget it! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10427 You for forgot to put on your face mask. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10428 Well of course I'm stressed, Linda! I've got the weight of the whole darn world on my shoulders! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10429 Don't expect me to be back in time for dinner, it will probably take some time to fix this 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10430 A second wave & new warning from Attenborough are on the way?! I think it's time to rethink the spinal manipulation, doc. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10431 Honey, the ancient world needs to be saved by us, not the other way around 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10432 Pandemic has nothing to do with me stopping to have a beer. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10433 No, I don't need PPE. Just stand on the balcony and cheer at 5:00. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10434 don’t forget it’s your turn to pick up Katie from soccer practice 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10435 Ill be back later honey, i’ve got to go to work! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10436 I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders. Literally. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10437 I wish I could put it down but they really need me right now. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10438 People ask me, 'How do you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders?' 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10439 Don’t forget to get rid of the any DNA. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10440 The earth is super heavy, like less than one pound. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10441 How that you mention it, it does look like a monster roaming the earth. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10442 Don't tell me to shrug it off. I did that once and dropped it. We lost Atlantis. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10443 Remember, bend your knees to protect your back 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10444 I get it - it’s Earth Day! When do I get a day for a change? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10445 This Rock gets heavier day by day. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10446 I thought you were shrugging off this year’s Ayn Rand fun run” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10447 I'm off to find a man with girth like the Earth. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10448 The compost bin is out the door to the left. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10449 Yes, I'll try. But I don't what His return policy is. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10450 Those darn Himalayas are causing my sciatica to act up again, Bertha! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10451 Longest year of my life! 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10452 No, I don't feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10453 Get off my back Gloria. Can’t you see I’m going to work now. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10454 I sometimes feel like the weight of the world is on my back. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10455 You are doing it all wrong. It's supposed to be on your shoulders 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10456 And I'm taking the world with me! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10457 I'll be back from the chiropractor before lunch. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10458 NO more Tik Tok! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10459 Atlas dear, I told you you were getting too old for this foolishness. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10460 It’s only the grocery store, but yeah, I get it. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10461 You have enough gold from the world's stock to pay someone to share the load and it won't be me! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10462 Yes Jane, it's my world and your just living with it! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10463 My God, what lower body strength you have! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10464 It's in God's hands now... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10465 Sorry honey your therapy session has been cancelled.... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10466 Now, go ahead! Give me kick! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10467 Like Caesar, ' I came I saw' and I'm not going to drop the ball. I think I'll have the vote. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10468 I swear I'm going to quit the next time someone says, 'Hey, you da World Atlas?'. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10469 I hope to get some help with Mother Earth some day. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10470 I told you adding assholes would break it. But Nooo you just had to "make it interesting" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10471 I'm going bowling at the pillar range today. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10472 Interesting take on worldview. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10473 Honey, maybe we should call a professional 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10474 Well! if no one else is gonna do it! 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10475 Are all the planets to scale? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10476 Yes it is, but you should hear what Sisyphus' wife says to him" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10477 I don 't know why I'm dragon so much, it's not good that all of my troubles seem to be behind me today. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10478 If you really must, but at least shift the weight to your shoulders... 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10479 Yes, honey, they ordered yet again another one. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10480 CrossFit told me this was good form. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10481 Global backache gets no sympathy. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10482 My mask please. Most of them have not been tested yet. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10483 you said you'd give me the moon - take this back 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10484 It was a lot lighter before the pandemic struck. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10485 See Honey...I DO carry the weight of the World without your help! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10486 I’ll try to shrug it off. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10487 Uh Henry,do you think you could take the garbage out first? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10488 Work on your form and it should make that easier to carry. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10489 No! I don't care what my bowling buddies think! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10490 I'm headed out to the garden to do my morning calisthenics before coffee. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10491 Who's the wiseguy who snickered, "good luck social distancing," fess up! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10492 I don't care if it's not literary, "Atlas Twerked" is much more apt! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10493 Make sure you are home in time for dinner. It is steak night. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10494 You meant the world to me! But now that I 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10495 Carrying the weight of the world take a lot out of a man” “I Just asked for more creamer Terry 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10496 We've talked about this. The Titans said they were going IPO. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10497 Rona is a hoax Karen, it’s 5G that’s killing my back” 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10498 Yeah, I’ve been telling you for years, you think Naruto running looks weird, you should see what we have to do to train for it 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10499 I heard that I might have next Friday off, hon. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10500 Google sciatica 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10501 It's alright dear, finish your tea while i carry the weight of the world-again!!! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10502 I'll be back for your thesaurus. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10503 Don't be late. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10504 A little help... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10505 Hurry up, Atlas dear, or you'll be late for the 'Flat Earth Society' meeting! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10506 Alright, we get it. You’re carrying the whole office... Thanks for the visual aid, Dale. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10507 What do you mean "6 feet in the front too"? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10508 In 2020, you would think this qualified as a non-essential service. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10509 So what? It’s a burden dealing with The ‘world-wide web too. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10510 I’m sorry mister but I’m sure the atlas I ordered included the Australasian continent. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10511 Atlas, it should be much lighter now that everyone has spent time Throwing out anything that doesn’t spark joy “☑ 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10512 Are you sure this is an essential service? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10513 Take it easy. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10514 I should be back by the early 21st century. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10515 Going to the Heaven's club again? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10516 You won't hear me griping any more." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10517 Former self looking at current self 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10518 When I said, "I'll give you the world," I never thought you would have me return it. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
10519 Day in, day out, ... but do I ever get any thanks? Sometimes, I think you take me for granted." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10520 Don't complain to me, talk to Zeus. He's your family. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10521 Does this feel...hotter to you? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10522 I got the world's biggest back problem 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10523 I don't know how much longer I can do this performance art piece. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10524 [Earth hurts and I can’t make silly, meaningless jokes anymore. We lose 200,000 acres of rainforest each day and as a public figure I need to use my platform for good] “You’re darn right man-made gas is melting the ice caps— Antarctica is on my ass!” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10525 I'll be back late. It's likely it'll be another heavy day. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
10526 : "ma'am, I already asked, your neighbourhood also thinks it's not the right time to take of her" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10527 Be right back. I am going to roll this thing up the hill. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10528 Those damn meteor stores! They don’t deliver!” 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10529 You almost forgot to bring your Earth to work! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10530 I’m taking on the weight of the world, y’all get your crap together and find a vaccine! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10531 What lies under the Earth?” “Nothing. Absolutely nothing” “Exactly, that’s what you’re worth, especially with no income right now” 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10532 You can have my heart but I’m taking this back. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10533 That’s an awful lot for your first day back 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10534 The weight of the world on your shoulders 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
10535 Will this go in general waste or recycling? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10536 A little help?! Just, can’t ... get ... Trump’s ideas off my back! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10537 Sisyphus, when will you finally give up?! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10538 There goes the world” “Im taking my world with me” “Nice meeting your world I’ll just take mine and go” 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10539 At last, my titan leaveth. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10540 I'm getting wet, let's stick it near the sun to dry out. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10541 Well, TikTok calls... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10542 Thanks for the coffee, Honey, but my ass is still draggin' for some reason. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10543 Someday 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
10544 Who knew cos-playing Kaitlyn would be such a chore? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10545 Cy Hersh will never find work on this thing. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10546 According to Trump, I'm due back at Rockefeller Plaza. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
10547 I’m sorry, Sisyphus, guess you’ll have to roll this boulder in the attic 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
10548 You’re forgetting your umbrella. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
10549 I’m not ready to let go just yet. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
10550 Help Jimmy with his science fair project you said... itailthru_visitor 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
10551 Just bringing the world to take a walk outside maybe will feel better. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
10552 Corona-Sisyphus: The Plaque Man kicked out & COVID-19 waiting right at the doorsteps. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
10553 ‘’ If this doesn’t work we’ll get the needles out” said Leto 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
10554 As if I already do t have the world on my shoulders, now you want me to bring home toilet paper and sanitation! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
10555 It was a hell-of-a-lot easier carrying apples!" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
10556 2020 has made my back pain a lot worse. I’m off to see the chiropractor....oh wait...” 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10557 Atlas, honey, if you WERE an essential worker, you wouldn’t have to strike to prove it...” 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10558 Nah, nobody remembers the Titans, anymore—they've been the Jets since '62. So I'm meeting Hercules at Giants Stadium—he owes me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10559 The worst part of the job is wearing the same uniform millennium after millennium. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10560 I think this is the year I win the teacher Halloween costumer award. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10561 My chiropractor appointment is after sunrise. Please recycle that cup. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
10562 Sorry it's faulty 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
10563 ‘I’m off to the east’ 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
10564 These days you sure have the world on your shoulders. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
10565 We’re having an Ayn Rand-themed Zoom call” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
10566 What do you mean ‘No Halloween this year’?” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
10567 Maybe now you’ll learn to return your library books on time. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
10568 Another day taken' on the world... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10569 Pick up the dry cleaning yourself, Pleione. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
10570 If there's no news van out there this time, I'm going back to regular clothes for taking out the trash. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
10571 This is not what I meant when I said you need to work on your endurance 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10572 Little help!.....Little help! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10573 Could you stop to blink, please? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10574 I’ll be Back. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10575 Act, before it's gone. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10576 It's too late, Bree, I'll take care of it myself 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10577 Oof. Really leaning into that quarantine weight, huh?" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10578 I don't think this boulder is worth rolling anymore, Debby" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10579 What about the recycles” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10580 Why shouldn't "I" think is pointless staying at home? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10581 It's high time, earth's become earthly." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10582 This will stay in the garage until it’s the season again. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10583 I told you it would expired” - @_elimmigran 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10584 hazard pay might at least make me think less about dropping it 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10585 Oops, I dropped it in the toilet again!” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10586 If I return this within 15 days from Earth Day, I’ll get a full refund. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10587 I knew you didn’t need a lever to lift that thing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10588 Atlas's manager shrugged 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10589 Terry, you’re not THAT essential” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10590 OK, I'll go, but you're missing out on an amazing sale." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10591 Well, now that this whole COVID thing is wrapping up, what’s the plan? Boomers: 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10592 I'll be right back. I have something to give back to Atlas." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10593 “Atlas, come back in one piece, it’s not like you have the weight of the world 🌎 on your back or anything! Make sure you wipe your feet on the way out.” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10594 Fine, take ‘theirs’.” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10595 It doesn’t bring me joy!” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10596 Now try it from 6ft away" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10597 Atlas needs my help, he came down with something novel. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10598 I'm going to soak it in hand sanitizer. Maybe it will develop antibodies. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10599 Have you seen my mask? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10600 I'm the substitute Atlas at work this week. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10601 I’m not Atlas, I’m berserk! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10602 At least I don't have to push it up a hill. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10603 Aren’t you sick of that job Sisyphus? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10604 Yes, it's a pain! But it's only once a year. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10605 You take it----I'm stuck! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10606 A planet for ants? It has to be at least three times bigger than this! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10607 Is my slip showing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10608 I swear I’ll never understand why you’re doing these new workouts. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10609 The Essential Worker’s Creed: “Alas, like Atlas, I must bust my ass while the world weighs on my back.” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10610 Those who say Rome wasn't built in a day, have never felt the weight of the world. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10611 Go on, now! You can do it! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10612 I know I keep hitting a wall. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10613 It’s really more of a ‘weight on the lumbar’ thing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10614 Atlas; You know you can;t go in to work without your steel-toed boots. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10615 Again, Steve? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10616 I can't believe they won't let me work from home. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10617 Hercules asked for Golden Delicious, right? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10618 Don't give me that look like... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10619 I'd rather go to Costco for some Golden Delicious 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10620 Atlas shrugged one too many times. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10621 Sisyphus has returned. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10622 South America is starting to really break my butt! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10623 Make sure to do your back exercises at work today Zeus. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10624 I knew this was too much of an investment.” 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10625 I told you I don't know! All I said was 'I need a big Disco Fever ball for our 19th anniversary costume party' " 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10626 What? This is going to be the trendiest sport at the next Olympics. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10627 I dunno...I’m just going out 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10628 You never have time for breakfast” 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10629 I shrug”. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10630 No no no. Don't making any attempts to help me here" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10631 I don't the chiropractor can help ease the weight of the world on your shoulders, babe." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10632 Don't you dare walk out that door! I’ve been touching up my own roots since you were in that Off-Broadway production of the Iliad and you think you're leaving with my yoga ball?” 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10633 Your profile mentioned 'Laying on the Mediterranean' and you weren't kidding." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10634 One must imagine that I’m not an essential worker 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10635 Atlas? Baby, you can call me Atass 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10636 Ha! I'm getting old for this. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10637 Sure honey, I can pick up the dry cleaning. It's not like I'm carrying the world. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10638 Trading this in for a gorilla. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10639 ‘ What gives you the idea I even WANT to have a good day ? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10640 I just need to wipe this down with sanitizer then I'll bring it right back. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10641 Are you going to help throw this out, or what? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10642 Make up your mind! I can't shoulder the weight of the World, and, at the same time, walk with a door up my crotch. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10643 The weight of the world just got a little heavier with all the quarantine snacks disappearing. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10644 Don't look at me like that!!It says it needs some change from the quarantine, and some social distancing from you too. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10645 Can you please get the door off my leg. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10646 Beast of Burden 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10647 Really Jerry this has to stop. It's just a tik tok video. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10648 He's got The whole world on his back. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10649 Remember the garbage can is up the hill. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10650 Sure. Pick up milk on the way home too. Not a pain. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10651 This pandemic has really been a weight off my shoulders. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10652 Can you hand me the sanitizer? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10653 No I will not “pick up milk on the way home from work.” 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
10654 Helen, don’t you think I have enough here, to have you give me any of your problems? ( G-rated version) 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
10655 Let’s not screw with the humans anymore mkay? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
10656 Thank Zeus we don't live on Jupiter. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
10657 Yes, I'll pick up the groceries on the way home. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
10658 Don't forget the milk" 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
10659 It’s your turn today dear, and mine tomorrow.... I hear it’s going around.” 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
10660 I'll take the planet off your hands, man. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
10661 The weight of the World is on my back, NOT my ass! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
10662 I am shrugging, Ms. Rand, and I know you have some people convinced, but clearly your ideas don't function in the real world. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
10663 Ayn said "I think Sisyphus had better results. Easier on the back...." 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
10664 This was not on the MCATs” 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
10665 You act like asking you to help with the laundry is such a big burden! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
10666 Charles faces his greatest COVID-19 challenge, working from home while still practicing social distancing 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
10667 HER: Happy Earth Day ALTAS: No Earth Day for humans -you blew it! HER: Hurting your back carrying the whole world? ATLAS: No just burning- global warming! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
10668 ‘This one registered as a species donor’ 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10669 I don’t think he gets the concept of social distancing.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10670 You can have this kids but this is mine” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10671 If only it was flat, we could use it as a diner table!" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10672 ..........War is for Humans not for Nation 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10673 I gotta go to the office. They only let Hera work from home.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10674 Hey Zeus! Piggy Back rides are so last Century! Aren't you aware that you can now surf The World via the Wide Web! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10675 My offer to drive you into the office stands... you don’t have to take the train 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10676 BACK BREAKING DRUDGERY... KEEPING THIS WORLD AFLOAT... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
10677 Oh you meant literally “you have the whole world in Your hands.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 28 0 0
10678 "home working is not for all." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10679 Close, but Kim did it with a glass of champagne. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10680 How do you expect to use the bottle of hand sanitizer I just have you? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10681 See if they’ll return it for a full refund.” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10682 it’s honestly not even worth it 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10683 The costume party’s cancelled due to COVID, Bill. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
10684 Atlas we can go outside 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10685 Take your wanderer back, warranty is about to expire a I am looking into better products out there.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10686 Now, lemme take care of this... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10687 Who do you think you are, the coronavirus?” 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
10688 Oh please! I'm taking the charge of the world for repair. you have done enough to it! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10689 I'm putting this in a bin, Karen. It's time for a new one. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
10690 Only time I can carry her, when mother nature is blooming again...don’t wait up!” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10691 Jesus Christ?!—“ “I’ll take it from here” 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
10692 Hey Phyllis, I’m sheltering in place by taking the house with me.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10693 I am icing my back with Antarctica, thank you very much, and it is still sore. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
10694 Don't wait up. This new bowling league thinks it has all the time in the world. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10695 Its a heavy burden but training continues. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
10696 From what I've heard this job won't be considered essential for much longer". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10697 Either it's getting heavier or my arthritis is getting worse. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10698 It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10699 It's not too bad. I helped Stan out last week and he's a flat earther! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10700 Don’t forget to pick up the dry cleaning and call your mother! 1.0000 0.03509 29 28 0 0
10701 Atlas schematics , I got this 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10702 I'm taking it back, mother. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10703 That's A"t"las! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10704 "If you want a pair of sandals like mine I can hook you up." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
10705 You see a reindeer's face in one of the continents? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10706 Yes, yes, I know that Greenland isn't the same size as Africa. I'm heading to tell Hafeez now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10707 Heading to work, honey." "Have a good day, Sisyphus. Don't work too hard. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10708 Of course I don't mind taking out the trash. It's not like I'm carrying the weight of the whole world. You go ahead and drink your coffee, honey! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10709 Yes, I know the humans will cause the earth to fall down the hill over and over again but I need to keep on trying 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10710 Sorry, Pleione-bun, I need to stay outside—it’s the only way for us to flatten the curve.” 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10711 I'm taking the dogs... all of them! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10712 If i'm essential, why do people confuse me for Hercules? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10713 Peanuts compared to staying indoors! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
10714 Remember to keep your social distancing, dear. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
10715 I am TOO considered an essential worker! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10716 Where in the world did you find a copy of my house key? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10717 Atlas- t, the weight is rolling off you! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0