Contest #706


Cartoon

706

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Of course—we wait forever, then two come at the same time.”
  2. “Apparently, they wouldn't ask for directions, either.”
  3. “Of all the things we packed, I didn't think to bring my MetroCard.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-04-19T22:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-05-03T22:08:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-04-27T22:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 4, 2020
Number of captions 4686
Number of responses 1079547
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well,I know what Duke Ellington would do. 2.1191 0.00593 18078 4828 6286 6964
1 Of course... we wait forever, then two come at the same time. 2.0025 0.00591 15767 4376 7000 4391
2 And to think, this was Times Square a month ago. 2.0020 0.00625 15559 4769 6014 4775
3 Approach quietly, if they know you are five steps away, they'll depart. 1.9687 0.00631 14551 4517 6009 4024
4 I always wondered what happened if you stayed on past 116th street. 1.9610 0.00658 12860 3883 5617 3360
5 An encouraging sign, but we’re not out of the woods yet. 1.9492 0.00806 8505 2573 3784 2144
6 At least they covered their tracks. 1.9410 0.00715 11546 3794 4652 3100
7 I never realized the urban jungle was an actual place. 1.9246 0.00721 11124 3702 4578 2844
8 Of all the things we packed, I didn't think to bring my Metrocard. 1.9150 0.00829 8074 2612 3536 1926
9 Nobody ever tells the story of all the little trains that couldn't. 1.9140 0.00738 11675 4278 4132 3265
10 Look, we've found another cartoon that only New Yorkers will understand. 1.9123 0.00923 7467 2730 2658 2076
11 Apparently they were a method of transportation before the era of social distancing. 1.9090 0.00844 8243 2828 3337 2078
12 If they have toilet paper I'm going in! 1.8910 0.00872 8339 3152 2944 2242
13 Wait... Don't move too quickly. If they see you running they'll close their doors. 1.8811 0.00709 10902 3730 4747 2425
14 How long did we shelter in place? 1.8746 0.00971 6202 2251 2478 1473
15 ...well this explains the bear in the conductor hat. 1.8670 0.00832 8820 3376 3249 2195
16 Ah, more relics from the Coronazoic Era. 1.8521 0.00855 8011 3054 3106 1851
17 It’s amazing how nature has rebounded in Manhattan since the lockdown. 1.8482 0.00761 9502 3469 4017 2016
18 It’s hard to believe, but they say these things used to be full of complete strangers sitting next to each other. 1.8365 0.01079 4899 1861 1976 1061
19 Behold...the fabled End of the Line. 1.8267 0.00918 7088 2846 2629 1613
20 Strange - normally you can't transfer here. 1.8234 0.01146 4327 1679 1733 915
21 People used to get inside of these and they would take them to collaborative work environments called "offices." 1.8166 0.00787 9120 3583 3637 1900
22 Careful the one on the right is an express and will stop at nothing! 1.8121 0.00929 6919 2859 2512 1548
23 The locals say they are impossible to catch 1.8001 0.01118 4532 1827 1784 921
24 They live above ground in the wild. 1.7977 0.00767 10591 4629 3497 2465
25 Then people realized they never really had to go anywhere anyway. 1.7925 0.01116 4655 1932 1757 966
26 Well I’ll be damned—they actually were sent to a farm upstate. 1.7890 0.01096 4953 2105 1788 1060
27 Just act like you’re running late for something, and they’ll go away. 1.7799 0.01162 4189 1747 1613 824
28 I told you those weren't animal tracks 1.7637 0.00923 6576 2824 2491 1261
29 I remember those like it was last month." "It was. 1.7633 0.00970 6072 2638 2240 1194
30 I'm sorry, I just assumed "Tour the Trainforest was a typo." 1.7628 0.00942 6867 3118 2269 1480
31 Apparently they wouldn't ask for directions, either. 1.7600 0.00999 6063 2748 2021 1287
32 They've been forced above ground to hunt for commuters. 1.7539 0.01132 4584 2059 1593 923
33 Shh. Don't startle them, or we'll have to wait 45 minutes for another one. 1.7488 0.01491 2349 982 974 392
34 I’ve heard of ‘train coupling’ but have never seen it in the wild . 1.7431 0.01298 3526 1616 1200 710
35 I still say it's faster if we walk back. 1.7375 0.01422 2629 1134 1048 443
36 Legend has it they carried passengers, up until the American people re-elected a reality show celebrity huckster during a pandemic. 1.7288 0.01081 5553 2765 1534 1254
37 Look! Two locals. 1.7269 0.01434 2776 1275 984 517
38 Just get on. We don't want to look like tourists. 1.7258 0.01155 4026 1809 1525 692
39 When I said I wished they had a Subway out here, what I meant was I forgot to pack the sandwiches. 1.7130 0.01196 3881 1794 1407 680
40 According to Duke Ellington, we take the A train 1.7114 0.01235 3635 1683 1318 634
41 At last, the lost trains of thought” 1.7060 0.01149 4731 2384 1355 991
42 I think we have arrived at De-Forest-Station. 1.7045 0.01191 4091 1990 1329 772
43 O.M.G., M.T.A., W.T.F. 1.6941 0.01576 2455 1239 728 488
44 Hmm, maybe Ellington knew something we didn't. 1.6924 0.01650 2035 973 715 347
45 I guess this is the end of the line 1.6769 0.01641 1947 925 724 297
46 Back away slowly. They're dangerous when they go off the rails. 1.6725 0.01600 2098 1018 747 331
47 Let’s take the one less taken. 1.6569 0.01574 2183 1093 746 344
48 We must be the first humans to find these; I don't see any graffiti. 1.6567 0.01313 3105 1556 1063 486
49 I thought I smelled urine. 1.6555 0.01557 2546 1379 663 500
50 Bob, after all this way, your water bottle better be in there. 1.6539 0.01313 3294 1711 1016 567
51 How bizarre. You never see crested buckler ferns growing near elm trees. 1.6379 0.01693 2019 1091 576 352
52 Well, this would explain the turnstile. 1.6368 0.01628 1944 982 686 276
53 I’m telling you, literally everyone’s getting out of New York. 1.6315 0.01345 2860 1470 979 411
54 Well this explains the turnstiles we saw earlier 1.6209 0.01298 2936 1503 1048 385
55 Finally, a place to pee. 1.6202 0.01604 2272 1268 605 399
56 I think this could be the famous Disoriented Express! 1.6184 0.01567 2259 1222 677 360
57 Dear God! We’re in a “New Yorker” cartoon! 1.6176 0.01923 1637 928 407 302
58 I was right! You CAN transfer between the A and the 2. 1.6173 0.01348 2775 1438 963 373
59 What would Duke do? 1.6119 0.01583 2105 1122 678 305
60 Now you tell me we could have taken the A Train? 1.6115 0.01365 2654 1415 873 362
61 This might be why they’re late all the time. 1.6105 0.01482 2385 1270 774 341
62 They're essentially harmless, but stand clear of the closing doors. 1.6040 0.02079 1101 566 405 130
63 So this is where they mate 1.6026 0.01483 2348 1258 765 325
64 I think we've hit the end of the line. 1.5987 0.01489 2203 1187 726 290
65 They say in New York there are hundreds of them in captivity. 1.5955 0.01616 1921 1026 644 250
66 I guess everyone is working remotely. 1.5920 0.01854 1615 912 450 253
67 Pass me the hand sanitizer — I’m going in. 1.5912 0.01707 1749 949 566 234
68 If a Numbered Train and a Lettered Train could find happiness together, then why not us? 1.5910 0.01853 1462 788 484 190
69 I guess we've been in Central Park the whole time. 1.5890 0.02352 876 466 303 106
70 What would Duke Ellington do? 1.5861 0.01738 1778 1011 498 269
71 Back away slowly with no eye contact or we'll both end up at LaGuardia. 1.5828 0.01753 1649 904 527 216
72 Trust me, it will still be faster to walk 1.5823 0.01753 1592 863 532 197
73 So this is it. The end of the line. 1.5810 0.01760 1635 900 520 215
74 It feels like we've gotten off track here 1.5791 0.01715 1606 878 535 193
75 Get out the spray paint. 1.5787 0.01898 1524 879 410 235
76 Those trains didn't move when this was Columbus Circle either. 1.5775 0.01795 1548 851 500 197
77 For a primitive tribe, their transportation system is remarkably advanced. 1.5741 0.01759 1470 801 505 164
78 I've heard of runaway trains, but I never thought it was a real thing before. 1.5739 0.02277 967 536 307 124
79 Okay, you were right, getting the extended City Pass was worth paying the additional $3.00. 1.5724 0.02150 1050 575 349 126
80 I do have tokens, but we shouldn't feed them in the wild. 1.5678 0.01979 1335 769 377 188
81 Perhaps, Geoff, we’ve been quarantined longer than we’ve realized. 1.5673 0.01958 1308 732 406 167
82 I told you the subway stop was a hike. 1.5669 0.01936 1330 746 415 169
83 As long as you stay clear of the closing doors, they are harmless. 1.5643 0.01911 1290 717 423 150
84 Back in early 2020, these old relics were stuffed with people going to something called jobs. 1.5627 0.01955 1260 705 404 151
85 See! I told you it would be faster to walk. 1.5625 0.01952 1255 704 400 151
86 You never know what you'll find off the beaten track. 1.5622 0.01967 1238 686 408 144
87 I always wondered how far uptown you could go. 1.5618 0.01934 1214 658 430 126
88 Perhaps I should have been more specific when I said "pick up a couple subways for the hike." 1.5612 0.02122 1185 690 325 170
89 I told you we weren't the only ones trying to get out of the city. 1.5590 0.02016 1118 609 393 116
90 Alert the Transit Museum, Indiana. I believe we've found The Holy Rail. 1.5579 0.02150 1192 708 303 181
91 I hate destination weddings. 1.5577 0.02324 1006 594 263 149
92 I still doubt there will be two seats together. 1.5551 0.02117 1108 634 330 141
93 By God Livingston, we've found it. The end of the line. 1.5537 0.02139 1109 641 323 145
94 Be still; they often flee at the sight of passengers. 1.5517 0.02132 1093 626 331 136
95 I always thought the urban jungle was a myth. 1.5507 0.02217 1006 576 303 125
96 Wow, so this is what it means to go ‘off the tracks’... 1.5502 0.02621 667 370 227 70
97 The quarantine was longer than I thought. 1.5496 0.02146 1048 595 330 123
98 Walk very slowly. If they sense we're in a hurry they'll be gone in a second. 1.5479 0.02302 960 568 263 126
99 Didn't we see objects like this, in what was once New Jersey, being used as diners? 1.5474 0.02242 950 539 302 109
100 Well, the end of the line wasn’t what I thought it would be. 1.5469 0.02223 1024 594 296 132
101 It must be the ancient ruins of the civilization that was here last year. 1.5464 0.02214 992 566 306 118
102 It’ll be faster to walk. 1.5458 0.02240 993 575 294 124
103 Well, they're certainly not the "quaint cottages" described by airbnb...I think we should get our deposit back. 1.5453 0.02297 906 516 286 104
104 I think we’ve just struck tiny house gold. 1.5449 0.02430 947 578 222 147
105 I told you those weren't deer tracks. 1.5424 0.02245 966 557 294 115
106 Are they off-track, or are we? 1.5418 0.02240 958 550 297 111
107 We have to find an apartment closer to subway. 1.5414 0.02265 953 561 272 120
108 No wonder New Yorkers tell tourists take a hike when they ask for subway directions. 1.5404 0.02340 940 557 258 125
109 I have a feeling we're not in Harlem anymore. 1.5396 0.02291 921 532 281 108
110 I've heard these organic free-range trains live happier lives. 1.5385 0.02357 908 535 257 116
111 Two trains emerged in the woods and I...decided to stay socially distanced and not travel by either. 1.5343 0.02360 861 508 251 102
112 I told you I smelled pee. 1.5333 0.02482 810 496 204 109
113 DON'T YOU DARE SAY,'DR. ELLINGTON, I PRESUME?'! 1.5325 0.02633 693 404 209 80
114 They're here for the fare hike. 1.5321 0.02473 840 507 218 113
115 To the surprise of everyone at the time, MTA continued to operate well after the rest of society collapsed. 1.5320 0.02352 827 476 260 88
116 They’re above ground.... We must have left Manhattan. 1.5302 0.02443 794 462 243 89
117 Nah, it'll be faster to keep walking. They're locals. 1.5278 0.02504 790 475 213 100
118 Amazing! One rarely sees a pair in the wild. 1.5277 0.02463 794 467 235 92
119 I hear these things were used to move people from place to place in the “pre-corona times.“ 1.5262 0.02578 781 475 201 105
120 I know it sounds cliche, but let’s take the A Train. 1.5262 0.02526 781 467 217 97
121 We need to make tracks. 1.5260 0.02583 789 483 196 109
122 The legends are right. New York City once did exist. 1.5255 0.02486 784 468 222 94
123 Those darn New Yorkers took our campsite again. 1.5252 0.02598 773 472 196 105
124 Looks like someone really did take the A train 1.5242 0.02591 763 463 200 100
125 People used to ride these to places called restaurants and offices. 1.5235 0.02516 766 458 217 91
126 When the guidebook said this campground was a train wreck I didn't think to take it so literally. 1.5233 0.02519 751 443 223 85
127 I didn't know they put them out to pasture. 1.5227 0.02480 748 441 226 81
128 I thought parallel lines only met at Infinity". 1.5227 0.02526 748 442 221 85
129 Shhh, don't make a sound. If they sense your presence, they'll depart just before you have time to board. 1.5227 0.02500 750 447 218 85
130 Let's hope one is a diner and the other a sleeper. 1.5209 0.02562 741 445 207 89
131 We’ve had to battle bears, snakes, ticks and now we have to mind the gap? 1.5192 0.02571 728 434 210 84
132 And I thought we were off the beaten track. 1.5190 0.02631 711 428 197 86
133 Look, a couple of runaway trains. 1.5189 0.02598 715 427 205 83
134 So rare. You never find them connecting. 1.5163 0.02587 705 418 208 78
135 It's amazing how quickly nature took back Manhattan with social distancing. 1.5161 0.02600 684 419 179 76
136 Seems like everyone's getting out of town this weekend. 1.5158 0.02282 698 420 220 58
137 I think we've discovered uptown. 1.5158 0.02534 698 407 222 69
138 We must be way uptown. 1.5151 0.02598 695 413 206 76
139 Tell me you still have that MetroCard. 1.5149 0.02579 672 392 214 66
140 Well, if I was a New Yorker, this would be humorous. 1.5129 0.02688 661 397 189 75
141 These used to roam freely all over the city. 1.5127 0.02687 667 402 188 77
142 My grandfather spoke of this place. He called it 'Columbus Circle'. 1.5114 0.02683 657 407 169 76
143 I don’t think this is what Duke Ellington had in mind. 1.5114 0.02726 657 401 177 79
144 When the lockdown began, this was Penn Station. 1.5106 0.02693 658 406 167 80
145 I guess this is our last stop. 1.5100 0.02687 647 387 190 70
146 They don't run away from you in the wild like they do in the city when you try it catch one. 1.5090 0.02705 611 359 191 60
147 Two tracks diverged in a wood, and I— I took the A Train… 1.5086 0.02772 637 389 172 76
148 That's weird. They didn't leave any tracks. 1.5086 0.02672 637 378 194 65
149 Seriously? We could have taken a train? 1.5080 0.02715 626 376 183 67
150 This extinct tribe elected a game show host as their leader. 1.5078 0.02893 642 408 142 92
151 They call it Trails to Rails.” 1.5072 0.02795 627 384 168 75
152 If it charges, give it a token. 1.5064 0.02728 622 373 183 66
153 In the wild they behave differently. They're on time. 1.5057 0.02848 617 382 158 77
154 Twice a day, morning and evening, the ancient yorkers gathered for a ritual called "commute." 1.5056 0.02715 623 372 185 65
155 So this is where Duke Ellington took it. 1.5050 0.02768 598 365 167 66
156 I think we are lost. We should be seeing the E and 7 trains right now. 1.5041 0.02784 605 366 173 66
157 Things sure are different once you get above 86th Street. 1.5041 0.02816 607 373 162 71
158 Finally! The “Not in Service” hiding place! 1.5033 0.02814 602 367 167 68
159 I've always loved Duke Ellington, I say we take the A train 1.5033 0.02804 602 366 169 67
160 They're from long ago when the ancients traveled outside their homes to pursue their occupations. 1.5033 0.02744 602 360 181 61
161 The only thing I want to know is which one has toilet paper. 1.5033 0.02774 608 384 142 75
162 George, I hate to tell you, but we've reached the end of the line. 1.5025 0.02771 597 359 176 62
163 A2, Brutus? 1.5017 0.02954 598 378 138 81
164 When they said "New York style amenities," I had no idea. 1.5009 0.02895 571 350 156 65
165 I didn’t bring exact change. Let’s just hop the fernstile. 1.5009 0.02876 579 355 158 66
166 By Jove, the legends are true; they do mate in the wild! 1.5009 0.02864 585 359 159 67
167 Looks like the end of the line 1.5009 0.02833 585 356 165 64
168 Talk about getting off track. 1.5008 0.02578 593 358 182 53
169 And this is where New York City went off the rails. 1.4982 0.02801 570 342 172 56
170 So this is where trains are when they say "Arriving in 15 minutes." 1.4974 0.02890 571 362 142 67
171 Don’t step on the third trail. 1.4974 0.03050 571 372 116 83
172 Dr. Ellington's I presume? 1.4973 0.02896 565 347 155 63
173 I guess we're not the only ones who've gone off track. 1.4973 0.02891 565 349 152 64
174 The road less traveled my ass. 1.4965 0.02946 566 352 142 69
175 I thought you said we were on the right track." 1.4946 0.02875 556 339 159 58
176 They really do put them out to pasture. 1.4944 0.02790 534 320 164 45
177 Keep very still. They normally live underground. 1.4927 0.02924 546 336 151 59
178 I believe they were once used for sleeping, singing, and graphic art. 1.4926 0.02874 544 333 156 55
179 I think if we keep walking, we'll be on the right track. 1.4926 0.02754 544 320 180 44
180 Now we know what kind of tracks those were. 1.4926 0.02886 544 337 147 55
181 Scout’s honor - I used Porcini mushrooms in our omelettes this morning. 1.4917 0.02921 541 332 152 57
182 You only see two when you're not waiting for one. 1.4907 0.02885 538 327 158 53
183 We may have stumbled upon the lost city of Hoboken. 1.4894 0.03044 517 323 135 59
184 Welcome to Jurassic Station. 1.4890 0.03012 501 309 137 53
185 So which one, Robert Frost or Duke Ellington? 1.4885 0.03071 522 330 129 63
186 Trust me, it's still faster to walk. 1.4885 0.02948 522 320 149 53
187 And they still haven't extended a line to LaGuardia. 1.4883 0.03032 514 333 117 62
188 I don't blame them for wanting to get out of the city. 1.4874 0.02965 515 316 147 52
189 Finally, proof that before 2020, humans once traveled in close proximity with strangers. 1.4863 0.02990 512 316 143 53
190 In the wild, you see them quite often - there are just rare in the city... 1.4863 0.03011 510 316 140 54
191 Here we are. Eco, repurposed, adjoining suites, just like the ad said. 1.4863 0.03011 510 316 140 54
192 Well, if they share tracks, I guess it's OK for them to self-isolate together. 1.4863 0.02973 510 313 146 51
193 Don't panic... Just toss some tokens on the ground and back away slowly. 1.4863 0.03011 510 316 140 54
194 I thought you said this hiking trail had great views of the terrain. 1.4863 0.03112 510 324 124 62
195 Hard to believe but there was a time when people traveled together in closed metal containers. 1.4851 0.03033 505 314 137 54
196 Shhh... don't scare them off. The next ones won't come for at least 30 minutes. 1.4851 0.02846 505 308 155 42
197 See, the GPS said this was Harlem. 1.4848 0.03011 495 304 142 49
198 Robert Frost did not prepare me for this. 1.4846 0.03115 487 305 128 54
199 I guess that answers the question, ‘how are new subway cars made?’ 1.4841 0.03089 504 318 128 58
200 Looks like we aren't the only ones trying to get away from the city. 1.4839 0.03077 498 312 131 55
201 You take the two train and I’ll take the A train. I’ll be in Brooklyn afore ye. 1.4839 0.03077 498 312 131 55
202 Amazing! I've never seen one in the wild...and on schedule! 1.4837 0.03101 490 313 113 57
203 This means there has to be a hot dog stand nearby. 1.4836 0.03014 488 299 142 47
204 Clearly, we're lost. We were supposed to connect with the Q. 1.4828 0.02942 495 300 151 44
205 Don't panic: they're not dangerous as long as we stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4825 0.03027 485 298 140 47
206 I knew we'd find them if we followed their tracks. 1.4825 0.03041 485 298 137 47
207 Ah, yes, from the pre-corona era. They were used for some barbaric thing called 'mass transit.' 1.4816 0.03096 488 306 129 53
208 Let's wait for the E so we don't have to transfer. 1.4815 0.03023 486 303 132 50
209 Fuck Trump. 1.4815 0.03516 486 335 64 85
210 It's the A-Train, all right... but who took it 1.4812 0.03073 478 296 134 48
211 Just be very still. They’re off the rails and highly dangerous. 1.4812 0.03073 478 299 130 49
212 So as you can see, the property is conveniently located just a short stroll from the subway. 1.4812 0.03719 345 218 88 39
213 Great, another fare hike. 1.4811 0.03111 476 295 128 50
214 They were last seen beneath the streets of Boston. 1.4807 0.03130 466 290 128 48
215 I'm not trying to be disagreeable. I'm just saying that this hike has become less like a walk in the park and more like a train wreck. 1.4807 0.03302 466 302 104 60
216 It’s your call, Duke! 1.4802 0.03211 481 309 113 59
217 I can't believe we found it ... We've been searching for years ... The Temple of the Holy Rail 1.4802 0.03059 481 301 130 49
218 Everyone talks about a fare hike...but here it is! 1.4802 0.03170 481 306 119 56
219 So the legends are true. Before Covid19 there were commuters. 1.4790 0.03010 476 299 131 44
220 I’m not surprised. I saw their tracks few miles back. 1.4790 0.03111 476 297 128 50
221 You remember when mass transit was a thing? 1.4785 0.02876 466 296 125 43
222 I told you that we were on the right track. 1.4777 0.03091 471 293 131 47
223 Wow, and I thought we were lost! 1.4776 0.03026 469 291 132 45
224 I can't see the forest for the trains 1.4776 0.03115 469 293 128 48
225 I never thought I’d see the end of the line. 1.4772 0.03243 461 297 109 55
226 Then some joker said, "Alexa, how can I take the subway to the Catskills?" 1.4763 0.03169 464 295 118 51
227 Great! They're both expresses. 1.4763 0.03080 464 287 133 44
228 So THIS is the last stop on the A train... 1.4763 0.03198 464 295 117 52
229 This must be the Forest Hill station. 1.4763 0.03198 464 295 117 52
230 They didn't leave any tracks. 1.4763 0.03064 464 287 128 44
231 It all started as a ten minute delay 1.4763 0.03110 464 295 119 48
232 Back before the virus they say this was a city where people would stand close to each other on these things and travel in tunnels. 1.4758 0.03205 454 287 118 49
233 It’s odd they’re way out here. They’re both locals. 1.4758 0.03174 454 285 122 47
234 The East Side is so much more civilized. 1.4758 0.03144 454 283 126 45
235 Interesting,and I thought they became extinct during the last pandemic 1.4758 0.03065 454 278 136 40
236 I think we've just entered the Urban Jungle. 1.4749 0.02897 459 272 156 31
237 Awww look at that, honey...runaway trains 1.4749 0.03041 459 283 135 41
238 Apparently, it was once a thriving city of five boroughs and seven million people. 1.4748 0.03051 457 287 121 41
239 Looks like we've stumbled into the urban jungle. 1.4748 0.03128 457 285 127 45
240 Damn it. Left my MetroCard at camp. 1.4743 0.03163 447 279 124 44
241 Backpacking in Central Park is overrated. 1.4743 0.03241 447 284 114 49
242 It’s ok, Carl, I’ve seen these before. If we act like we’re in a hurry they likely won’t come toward us. 1.4742 0.03141 445 276 127 42
243 I guess this is really the end of the line for them. 1.4733 0.03132 450 280 127 43
244 Take the A. The 2 stops at every tree. 1.4733 0.03116 450 279 129 42
245 So this is where they go on holidays and weekends. 1.4729 0.03172 442 276 122 43
246 It’s another fare hike. 1.4729 0.03346 442 287 101 54
247 It thought it could. 1.4727 0.03199 440 276 120 44
248 Good god!!! I thought the A train was extinct. 1.4724 0.03280 434 275 111 47
249 Crikey, what a find! These were believed to have gone extinct during the Great Social Distancing back in the early 20’s. 1.4724 0.03181 434 270 123 41
250 Legend has it they'll be moving shortly. 1.4719 0.03252 445 284 111 49
251 They're locals. We might as well keep walking. 1.4718 0.03247 443 282 113 47
252 Are they lost or are we? 1.4713 0.03242 435 277 112 46
253 I think the map said "Take the 'A' Train". 1.4713 0.03338 435 281 103 51
254 This must be it, John. The outer boroughs! 1.4713 0.03142 435 269 127 39
255 Wow, you rarely see them in the wild! 1.4707 0.03132 427 262 129 36
256 These must be the locals. 1.4707 0.03201 427 266 121 40
257 Should we keep this quiet or report it to the MTA Lost and Found Dept? 1.4705 0.03150 440 274 125 41
258 And I thought we were lost. 1.4691 0.03181 437 274 121 42
259 It's so rare to see them above ground. 1.4691 0.03230 437 277 115 45
260 Legend has it these were for something called "commuting." 1.4688 0.03349 433 281 101 51
261 What? You mean we could have taken the subway? 1.4687 0.03145 431 267 126 38
262 Whoever left those here must have had a loco motive! 1.4685 0.03372 429 281 96 52
263 Back away slowly, Jim, I have motor oil in my pack and I think they smell it. 1.4685 0.03274 429 275 108 46
264 Two roads diverge and they both end up in Brooklyn. 1.4685 0.03207 429 269 119 41
265 Strange. I thought they preferred underground burrows. 1.4679 0.03108 421 257 131 33
266 Did we sign up for a training camp or a camping train? 1.4679 0.03135 421 278 95 46
267 Even they wanted to get out of the city! 1.4671 0.03324 426 274 105 47
268 So the stories are true; they did exist. 1.4671 0.03324 426 273 104 46
269 Did you pack the MetroCard? 1.4671 0.03206 426 267 119 40
270 Well, the last time Two roads diverged in a wood, I took the A Train And that made all the difference. 1.4671 0.03291 426 272 109 45
271 There's a metaphor in here somewhere. 1.4671 0.03065 426 262 129 34
272 You really can't prepare yourself for how graceful they are out in the wild. 1.4662 0.03307 414 263 109 42
273 I'll be the first to say it—New York has really changed." 1.4662 0.03125 414 253 129 32
274 Back away. Slowly. It's mating season. 1.4662 0.03254 414 260 115 39
275 Well, we found the end of the line! 1.4662 0.03325 414 264 107 43
276 You take the A train to hippo reserve, then switch to the 7 for two stops to get to Dr Goodall’s hut. If you see Dr Livingstone, it is safe to presume you have gone too far. 1.4652 0.03325 417 267 106 44
277 We walked all this way when we could have taken the train? 1.4652 0.03325 417 263 106 43
278 Trust me, it'll be quicker to walk 1.4652 0.03393 417 271 98 48
279 Looks like another engineer refused to ask for directions. 1.4651 0.03388 415 269 99 47
280 And to think this used to be Times Square. 1.4651 0.03371 415 268 101 46
281 They’re said to live underground, but once in a millennium they rise to the surface in some distant forest to mate. 1.4642 0.03414 405 262 98 45
282 I told you that we had a higher chance of two subway cars showing up in the jungle than a rapid test for Covid19 1.4634 0.03470 410 270 90 50
283 It covers itself in urine to keep predatory tourists away. 1.4634 0.03212 410 267 99 43
284 Still, next time I’d build the tracks first, train second. 1.4631 0.03319 393 246 110 35
285 Oh no. We face a binary choice with asymmetrical data." 1.4623 0.03289 398 252 109 37
286 I think we followed the wrong tracks. 1.4623 0.03289 398 250 112 36
287 This must be the often talked about urban jungle. 1.4619 0.03409 394 253 100 41
288 Be careful. They only come above ground to feed. 1.4619 0.03311 407 259 108 40
289 Do you think they're Locals? 1.4619 0.03200 407 253 120 34
290 Phew! At least we're not lost in New Jersey. 1.4619 0.03256 407 255 114 37
291 Apparently they used to live underground. 1.4615 0.03203 403 250 120 33
292 You made the reservation. You figure it out. 1.4604 0.03271 391 244 114 33
293 So that’s why you can never find a train when you need one 1.4604 0.03291 391 245 112 34
294 Remind me again, how long have we been on lockdown? 1.4604 0.03291 391 244 112 34
295 You'd have thought they'd leave tracks. 1.4604 0.03311 391 243 109 35
296 I can't remember, are we supposed to make ourselves look bigger or play dead? 1.4600 0.03445 400 261 94 45
297 It's called the end of the line Mike and it brings up the subject of our relationship. 1.4600 0.03408 400 259 98 43
298 Should we cancel the Lyft? 1.4600 0.02976 400 263 106 30
299 These must be the runaway trains. 1.4598 0.03288 398 251 111 36
300 I told you we never should have left Midtown. The Bronx is a wild, dangerous land. 1.4598 0.03364 398 255 103 40
301 Quick, get out the camera. They tend to run about every 10 minutes. 1.4585 0.03381 386 246 103 37
302 Let’s listen to Duke Ellington and take the A train 1.4585 0.03400 386 247 101 38
303 You go ahead. I'll wait for the Express. 1.4585 0.03300 386 248 99 37
304 Very rare sighting. These things usually travel single file. 1.4585 0.03259 386 240 115 31
305 By god, I always thought it was a myth but I think we’ve stumbled upon the lost city of New York.” 1.4580 0.03489 393 258 90 45
306 I guess this is what the vacation rental site meant by, "rustic urban fusion." 1.4578 0.03250 391 244 115 32
307 Free range subway cars have never been photographed in their natural habitat. 1.4576 0.03342 389 247 106 36
308 Someone got their signals crossed 1.4576 0.03362 389 248 104 37
309 I'll Take the A Train and you take the 2 train and I'll be in Brooklyn before you! 1.4574 0.03334 387 245 107 35
310 How long were we gone? 1.4569 0.03336 348 215 106 25
311 Looks like we’re off the beaten track 1.4565 0.03321 379 238 109 32
312 I guess we’ve come to the end of the line. 1.4565 0.03384 379 241 103 35
313 You wait an age and then two come at once. 1.4565 0.03321 379 241 105 33
314 Don’t touch them, or the mother might not come back. 1.4565 0.03363 379 240 105 34
315 Oh, look, this subway station has been restored to its original condition. 1.4557 0.03472 384 250 93 41
316 And YOU said that we didn't have to pack the metro cards. 1.4557 0.03352 384 244 105 35
317 I told you we could've taken the train here. 1.4557 0.03311 384 242 109 33
318 Released into the wild, the trams did their best to blend in with their surroundings. 1.4555 0.03344 382 247 99 36
319 I suppose we should. We'll never get a cab. 1.4543 0.03255 372 232 112 28
320 I knew I smelled urine. 1.4543 0.03673 372 250 75 47
321 OK, you win...the ending of 'Planet of the Apes' is more realistic than I thought. 1.4543 0.03277 372 231 113 28
322 I've always wondered where they go to die. 1.4538 0.03320 379 239 108 32
323 Ah yes, the elusive express train. These haven’t been spotted in Manhattan for years. 1.4531 0.03484 373 242 93 38
324 Don't make any sudden movements. If they see you running they'll take off. 1.4527 0.03543 349 224 92 33
325 I guess this really is the end of the line. 1.4521 0.03496 365 236 93 35
326 Well,now we know what happened to the man who never returned. 1.4521 0.03496 365 236 93 36
327 Considering how many times I’ve waited for missing trains, I’m surprised there aren’t a lot MORE of them hiding out here. 1.4516 0.03385 372 237 102 33
328 We aren’t in Brooklyn anymore, Dorothy. 1.4514 0.03221 370 229 114 26
329 Look Gerald... They're coupling 1.4511 0.03475 368 238 94 36
330 This must be the lost city New York, abandand after the pandamic of 2020 and the reelection of Trump.. what do you think was worse? 1.4508 0.03615 366 243 81 42
331 It seems we're a little off track. 1.4508 0.03290 366 228 111 27
332 I say we take the one less traveled by. 1.4504 0.03524 373 250 81 40
333 In this situation, I ask "what would Duke Ellington do?" 1.4494 0.03669 356 237 78 41
334 I knew they were expanding service, but this seems extreme. 1.4494 0.03559 356 232 88 36
335 We're entering what used to be New York City now. 1.4494 0.03581 356 233 86 37
336 ...wait a minute... I thought you said *rain* forest... 1.4494 0.03537 356 231 90 35
337 Thank god, my feet are killing me. 1.4493 0.03452 365 235 96 34
338 Well, Ruth, I guess this is the end of the line. 1.4490 0.03487 363 235 93 35
339 These are going up-jungle. We need down-jungle. 1.4482 0.03462 357 229 96 32
340 At long last, the trains to nowhere. 1.4482 0.03551 357 233 88 36
341 "With any luck, maybe we can catch a glimpse of the even more elusive and rarely seen D train." 1.4470 0.03564 349 227 88 34
342 I really miss those days...Remember what it was like getting somewhere in just a hour or so? 1.4470 0.03325 349 219 105 25
343 Look at those two, Margaret! Why, I haven't seen a human in years. 1.4470 0.03744 349 235 72 42
344 We missed rush hour by at least ten years. 1.4470 0.03447 349 222 98 29
345 Well, they do say that public transportation is good for the environment. 1.4470 0.03494 349 224 94 31
346 They're so much more peaceful in the wild. 1.4468 0.03619 329 212 87 30
347 How long were we sequestered? 1.4460 0.03472 352 226 95 31
348 We have all lost track.” 1.4460 0.03519 352 228 91 33
349 Let’s wait for the 1 train so we don’t have to change 1.4460 0.03378 352 222 103 27
350 The post-apocalypse is so beautiful in the fall. 1.4457 0.03613 350 233 79 38
351 Shhh! We're extremely lucky to observe these two lines mating. 1.4457 0.03647 350 232 79 38
352 I wasn't expecting a "secluded cabin in the woods" to feel so... urban. 1.4454 0.03591 339 220 87 32
353 See, you were wrong. The A train does stop in Central Park. 1.4441 0.03484 340 217 95 28
354 Sh-h-h. They're recoupling. 1.4441 0.03631 340 222 83 34
355 I don’t think we’re out of the woods yet. 1.4438 0.03361 347 218 104 25
356 This looks the end of the line for us. 1.4431 0.03607 343 225 84 34
357 Great ! Maybe we’ll get a seat! 1.4428 0.03389 341 217 98 26
358 Thankfully,we know how to conduct ourselves. 1.4428 0.03452 341 217 97 27
359 Runaways, in all probability. 1.4428 0.03526 341 220 91 30
360 Looks like we weren’t the only ones who fled the City 1.4428 0.03376 341 214 103 24
361 I didn't say take the A train, I said take a train. 1.4408 0.03621 338 222 83 33
362 Unfortunately we have to keep walking since we don’t have masks 1.4408 0.03290 338 226 84 28
363 Legend has it that these ran underground in a land called Manhattan, under the Hudson Sea. 1.4408 0.03343 338 211 105 22
364 We aren't the only ones off the beaten tracks. 1.4408 0.03621 338 222 83 33
365 Wow - I’ve never seen two express trains at once! 1.4405 0.03709 336 224 76 36
366 Well ... according to the map, it’s Brooklyn 1.4405 0.03636 336 221 82 33
367 Well, this explains the turnstile at the park entrance. 1.4405 0.03276 336 219 90 23
368 Just act natural. And have exact change ready. 1.4405 0.03587 336 219 80 32
369 Stay quiet- they’re coupling. 1.4405 0.03587 336 219 86 31
370 We just have to pick, the one less travelled by. 1.4401 0.03370 334 220 78 23
371 Wait . . .I know! There's a song about this! 1.4401 0.03602 334 218 85 31
372 Oh, good, A train to nowhere. 1.4401 0.03676 334 221 79 34
373 Just a suggestion, but how about we 'Take the A Train'! 1.4401 0.03475 334 221 83 28
374 This could be the first one I actually catch. 1.4398 0.03592 332 216 86 30
375 Good lord, I thought they’d gone underground! 1.4398 0.03617 332 217 84 31
376 I wonder what the baby will look like 1.4398 0.03692 332 220 78 34
377 My mother always said - If you get lost, take the A train. 1.4398 0.03246 332 212 94 21
378 Yes I'm sure. He said take the green line. 1.4398 0.03288 332 214 91 22
379 You take the A Train, I have to do a number 2. 1.4398 0.03765 332 223 72 37
380 This is what happens when you raise the fare to $3.75! 1.4398 0.03592 332 216 86 30
381 They're not hard to find if you know how to interpret their tracks 1.4377 0.03484 329 210 94 25
382 Man, has quarantine been going on that long? 1.4373 0.03334 327 203 105 19
383 I hope my laptop is still there. 1.4369 0.03527 325 216 79 30
384 I think that we are off the beaten track. 1.4369 0.03799 325 219 70 36
385 You can’t see the forest for the trains 1.4369 0.03261 325 206 99 19
386 Neither of these will take us uptown, Harold 1.4369 0.03672 325 214 80 31
387 I appreciate they are quarantined but they really should be six feet apart. 1.4369 0.03672 325 214 80 31
388 It appears we aren’t the only ones who have wandered off the track 1.4369 0.03540 325 209 87 27
389 No graffiti....can't be from New York 1.4369 0.03620 325 212 83 29
390 Well, with this proximity, I guess we can assume our rent will go up now. 1.4369 0.03646 325 213 82 30
391 Does your survival kit include a metro card? 1.4365 0.03528 323 207 88 26
392 I think this used to be New York City. 1.4348 0.03616 322 210 84 28
393 So this is Far Rockaway! 1.4348 0.03616 322 210 84 28
394 Legend says that these traveled underground packed with people,before the pandemic. 1.4348 0.03924 322 222 60 40
395 Guess they’re living off the grid. 1.4348 0.03279 322 207 92 21
396 I don't think we're in Harlem anymore. 1.4345 0.03576 313 201 88 24
397 I heard they were extending the A line, but Botswana? 1.4345 0.03879 313 212 66 35
398 Many years ago, before the virus came, there was something called the subway. 1.4344 0.03764 320 214 73 33
399 Stay alert, keep your voice low, and stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4344 0.03466 320 203 95 22
400 Did you say we're training to hike or hiking to train? 1.4342 0.03738 304 199 78 27
401 It appears that we’ve been following the wrong type of tracks. 1.4342 0.03529 304 192 92 20
402 There might be more toilet paper in number 2... 1.4340 0.03620 318 216 63 31
403 This must be close to what they used to call the Upper West Side. 1.4340 0.03620 318 209 81 28
404 They’re so much cleaner in the wild. 1.4340 0.03537 318 204 90 24
405 No,Richard,I don't think it still choo-choos when nobody is around to hear it. 1.4340 0.03701 318 210 78 30
406 Okay, fine, but we'll have to change at Yosemite. 1.4340 0.03593 318 206 86 26
407 So, the smell of urine was not from the bears. 1.4340 0.03807 318 213 70 34
408 Looks like we're not the only ones who are lost. 1.4340 0.03480 318 202 94 22
409 It's either me, or Times Square has changed a lot since we left yesterday. 1.4335 0.03745 316 209 74 31
410 In the old days 100s of people would crowd into those things to go to work. Can you imagine? 1.4335 0.03495 316 203 90 23
411 No station, no tracks.... Those weren't ordinary mushrooms we just ate. 1.4335 0.03877 316 215 65 36
412 Wow, it's so rare to see a pair of them in the wild! That's the alpha on the right. 1.4335 0.03798 316 212 71 33
413 It’s still a mystery how they find their way back to this ancient mating ground. 1.4335 0.03580 316 203 86 25
414 They were what moved people before we walked." 1.4335 0.03636 316 206 83 27
415 Stay perfectly still,they should run in 2-10 minutes... 1.4335 0.03608 316 205 85 26
416 Breeding pair returned to the wild. No luck yet. 1.4335 0.03745 316 210 75 31
417 Oh thank god it’s the express 1.4315 0.03814 292 190 73 25
418 So much for taking the less traveled path. 1.4309 0.03736 304 200 77 27
419 What do you mean you didn't pack your Metro Card 1.4309 0.03677 304 198 81 25
420 We have reached the urban jungle. 1.4309 0.03707 304 199 79 26
421 And you thought YOUR plans got derailed? 1.4309 0.03618 304 196 85 23
422 They’re obviously not locals. 1.4309 0.03765 304 201 75 28
423 Looks like we've reached the end of the line. 1.4309 0.03619 311 202 84 25
424 Must have been that last fare increase. 1.4309 0.03619 311 202 84 25
425 Are you sure you called Uber to come and get us? 1.4309 0.03676 311 204 80 27
426 It's not what I expected, Howard, but Google Maps says take the "A" train. 1.4304 0.03692 309 203 79 27
427 We released these two into the wild over a year ago and they still come when I call them. 1.4304 0.03577 309 203 75 26
428 Just stand still. They'll come to us. 1.4304 0.03547 309 203 82 24
429 Doctor Ellington, I presume. 1.4300 0.03794 307 205 72 30
430 Oh, there's my train. Gotta go. See you tonight. 1.4296 0.03791 291 191 75 25
431 Legend has it that in Pre-Corona times, these were used for both toilet and transport. 1.4296 0.03822 291 192 73 26
432 Well, the guidebook did say that tracks 19 and 20 weren't in the main terminal. 1.4286 0.03700 308 202 77 26
433 We don't know how they ran, but we think they ran late." 1.4286 0.03794 294 194 74 26
434 So the legend is true, Dr. Smythe - deep within Fulton Street Station's secret garden one can transfer between the A and 2 lines! 1.4286 0.03812 308 207 70 31
435 I forgot how happy they look when they're not in captivity. I think that A train is even smiling at us. 1.4286 0.03642 308 202 78 26
436 It's not often that you run across examples from the pre-graffiti period. 1.4271 0.03564 295 188 88 19
437 This is exactly why I didn't want to move to New Jersey. 1.4271 0.03723 295 193 78 24
438 Be careful, you can get Line Disease from these. 1.4267 0.03856 300 202 68 30
439 And I was just loosing my thought of train" 1.4267 0.03827 300 201 70 29
440 Do you think there is toilet paper on board? 1.4267 0.03885 300 203 66 31
441 Oh, we're definitely getting a seat this trip. 1.4267 0.03739 300 198 76 26
442 I always forget that Staten Island is part of New York City 1.4262 0.03875 298 201 67 30
443 Didn't Duke Ellington say to take The A Train? 1.4262 0.03539 298 195 81 18
444 Just don't touch them, John, I've read that these things carry all kinds of diseases. 1.4240 0.03798 283 186 74 23
445 The trains didn’t understand the conversion from rails to trails. 1.4237 0.03782 295 195 72 25
446 We're hallucinating, the A and 2 ran on different lines. 1.4232 0.03545 293 187 88 18
447 One of these goes uptown, one leads into the heart of an immense darkness... but I forget which is which. 1.4232 0.03738 293 193 75 24
448 I never realized they were so good at covering their tracks. 1.4232 0.03830 293 196 70 27
449 Don’t run. They sense fear. Gently pull out your MetroCard and back away. 1.4232 0.03769 293 197 71 25
450 The track not taken” Two tracks diverged in the great woods... 1.4232 0.03738 293 193 76 24
451 They never run on schedule in captivity. 1.4232 0.03675 293 191 80 22
452 They’re completely off the rails. 1.4232 0.03738 293 193 76 24
453 After weeks of human social distancing, subway trains have returned to their natural habitat. 1.4227 0.03879 291 196 67 28
454 Well that's one good thing about the pandemic; nature really is making a comeback. 1.4227 0.03724 291 191 77 23
455 They should be safe to approach, as long as we beware their closing doors. 1.4225 0.03820 284 188 72 24
456 Yes, it’s the end of the line...but I always get a seat. 1.4225 0.03948 284 192 64 28
457 These were abandoned in the 20s, when it proved impossible to disinfect them. 1.4225 0.03820 284 188 72 24
458 Great. They're express. 1.4222 0.03925 270 179 68 23
459 I wonder if there's another one right behind us. 1.4221 0.03610 289 186 84 19
460 As you can see, subway repairs took so long that nature has reclaimed the Columbus Circle stop. 1.4221 0.03676 289 188 80 21
461 Mating season is always my favorite time of year. 1.4221 0.03929 289 196 64 29
462 when they said it was a bit of a walk to the nearest subway,they weren't kidding! 1.4221 0.03898 289 195 66 28
463 Look! It's a terrain station. 1.4211 0.04000 285 195 60 30
464 This upstate gentrification has gone too far. 1.4211 0.04000 285 195 60 30
465 My parents told me stories. But I never thought I'd see one. 1.4211 0.03678 285 185 80 20
466 Fifty years ago, before the Trump Plague, people would cram into these metal containers to travel around Old New York City. 1.4201 0.03844 269 179 68 22
467 Sometimes they just need to get out of the city 1.4196 0.03600 286 184 84 18
468 Sheila, Duke Ellington didn't mean that someone should actually "Take" the A Train. 1.4196 0.03750 286 195 63 27
469 If a subway car breaks down in the forest... 1.4196 0.03799 286 190 72 24
470 Wow! It's so rare to see them in their natural habitat. 1.4191 0.03537 272 185 68 18
471 Nature really did come back to the city after we were all quarantined. 1.4191 0.03760 272 177 76 19
472 It's the weekend schedule. 1.4191 0.03687 272 175 80 17
473 My grandma actually rode in one... Weird, those pre-isolation days. 1.4184 0.03966 282 192 62 28
474 We always suspected they met outside city limits. 1.4184 0.03287 282 185 71 13
475 It’s safe. Just stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4184 0.03634 282 182 82 18
476 Legend has it that these metal boxes were filled with listless humans in the pre-Corona Period. 1.4184 0.03770 282 185 73 22
477 I told you we could have taken the A train.” 1.4184 0.03869 282 189 68 25
478 Another couple off the rails. 1.4184 0.03997 282 193 60 29
479 It appears to be the elusive and endangered A train. 1.4179 0.03921 280 189 65 26
480 The scariest thing in this jungle will probably be on that train. 1.4179 0.03954 280 190 63 27
481 We went through so many stops, got derailed and delayed numerous times, and almost ran out of steam, but we finally tracked down the Trainnosaurus wrecks. 1.4179 0.04050 280 193 57 30
482 This is not what I anticipated when I heard Amazon would be taking over the MTA. 1.4176 0.03713 273 177 78 18
483 Sick transit gloria mundi. 1.4173 0.03941 278 187 64 26
484 Unless you have your MetroCard it’s still a 500 mile hike out of here. 1.4173 0.03703 278 181 78 19
485 Okay, we are walking in circles - I have definitely seen that tree before! 1.4167 0.03826 276 183 71 22
486 Damn, forgot the spray paint. 1.4167 0.03826 276 183 71 22
487 This must mean we're on the West Side. 1.4167 0.03928 276 186 65 25
488 Who knew you could transfer from the 2 to the A in Forest Hills? 1.4161 0.03879 274 183 68 23
489 They're both going nowhere. 1.4161 0.04015 274 187 60 27
490 Based on the symbols, I'd say late financial district. 1.4161 0.03914 274 184 66 24
491 I believe they used them to distribute viruses. 1.4158 0.03897 279 187 66 25
492 But I used the train schedule to start the campfire last night. 1.4158 0.03640 279 188 69 21
493 They have done a good job of renovating the 103st station, don't you think? 1.4145 0.03728 275 179 76 19
494 They say if you get close enough you can still hear the coughs of infected commuters. 1.4139 0.04057 273 188 57 28
495 Which is the line less traveled? 1.4139 0.03888 273 183 67 23
496 So this is where the trains to nowhere go. 1.4133 0.04045 271 186 58 27
497 It must be a trap, Doris, they‘ll be expecting us to take the A train 1.4133 0.04079 271 187 56 28
498 Behold, the most elusive creature of the concrete jungle! 1.4133 0.03872 271 181 68 22
499 Now, this is an authentic, intact example of pre-Covid Commuterism, popular before the Dawn of Zoom. 1.4133 0.03942 271 183 64 24
500 If a train stops in the forest and no one is around, does it screech? 1.4126 0.03997 269 183 60 25
501 I always wondered where the end of the line was. 1.4126 0.03820 269 180 65 19
502 Look! The last breeding pair of critically endangered south american Subway cars. 1.4124 0.03718 274 187 65 22
503 I told you it's a little hike between platforms. 1.4122 0.03737 262 171 73 17
504 It's definitely more difficult to cast our vote since Trump. 1.4122 0.04162 262 184 49 29
505 And I thought we were off track. 1.4122 0.03737 262 170 76 16
506 If there's one thing worse than incongruity, it's inconsistent labeling. 1.4122 0.03965 262 176 64 22
507 I read that they became obsolete. Social distancing made it economically impossible for them to survive. 1.4122 0.03697 262 177 65 15
508 Wow! Sometimes we see the 2 above ground, but never the A! 1.4122 0.03737 262 170 76 16
509 Before Covid this place was called Hudson Yards 1.4122 0.04001 262 177 62 23
510 Thank goodness! I was wondering how we were going to get to Harlem from here. 1.4122 0.03556 262 176 70 16
511 See? I told you we were south of 14th St. 1.4122 0.04249 262 184 48 30
512 Still no graffiti...you gotta give the governor credit. 1.4122 0.03965 262 176 64 22
513 Now just remember Theodore. We are more scared of them, then they are of us. 1.4122 0.03890 262 174 68 20
514 Daryl, I think we found the Urban Jungle! 1.4122 0.03927 262 175 66 20
515 Sweet. But where do we get a Metrocard? 1.4122 0.03737 262 170 76 16
516 Call Duke Ellington, tell him we found it. 1.4122 0.04109 262 180 56 26
517 This is how people got around when we still had cities 1.4122 0.03852 262 173 70 19
518 Legend has it they never ran on time. 1.4122 0.03756 262 172 71 18
519 I hope one of them is a food truck 1.4120 0.04018 267 182 60 25
520 They're reclusive- but easy to track 1.4120 0.03728 267 174 76 17
521 Legend has it that they met at 42nd and 5 1.4120 0.03948 267 180 64 23
522 2020? What happened in 2020? 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
523 We had to put them out to pasture after everyone started working from home. 1.4120 0.04018 267 182 60 25
524 Can you imagine actually sitting next to somebody?" 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
525 I'm just not sure subway on demand is a thing. 1.4115 0.04059 260 177 59 24
526 Like the Shanghai pandas, they just needed a little privacy. 1.4115 0.04023 260 176 61 23
527 Shoot, we already threw away our Metrocards! 1.4115 0.03106 260 182 65 11
528 Obviously they're an invasive species. 1.4115 0.04132 260 179 55 26
529 ' I hope you brought your metro card.' 1.4115 0.03696 260 170 74 16
530 Just be calm, and whatever you do, please stand clear of the doors. 1.4115 0.03834 260 177 63 19
531 Make sure you don't step on the third trail. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
532 Great. They are exactly where I left them. 1.4106 0.04061 263 180 58 25
533 No, I am sure we are on the right track. 1.4106 0.03953 263 176 64 22
534 This must be Farthest Rockaway 1.4106 0.03953 263 177 63 22
535 I might be old school, but I'd say they've gone overboard with the trail markers. 1.4106 0.03878 263 175 68 20
536 Wait! I think I read about this. More than two people could be together at one time. Crazy! 1.4105 0.04184 229 153 58 18
537 Careful now. Maybe they’ll depart if we offer them some kind of token. 1.4104 0.03936 268 181 64 23
538 Back in 2020, they used to pack people together in these for transport. 1.4104 0.03828 268 179 67 21
539 Just stay calm. No sudden movements and make sure to stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4104 0.03828 268 177 68 20
540 Well, we finally know what happened to Charlie 1.4104 0.04143 268 187 52 29
541 If they charge, don’t run in a straight line. 1.4098 0.03847 266 177 69 20
542 I KNEW someone must have taken the A Train. 1.4098 0.03992 266 181 61 24
543 Before the Shutdown, one of these would carry each Worker to her Job, if I understand the words of the Old Ones correctly. 1.4089 0.03711 247 165 64 16
544 See, I ‘m not the only one whose career has been derailed. 1.4084 0.03887 262 173 66 20
545 Great, the A is running on the 2 line. We’ll never get home now. 1.4072 0.04335 221 150 52 19
546 It’s harder to get away than we thought. 1.4070 0.03850 258 173 66 19
547 Guess this is the end of the line for us." 1.4070 0.03730 258 168 75 15
548 So that's why the A train is always late. 1.4070 0.04003 258 175 61 22
549 Do you think they have toilet paper? 1.4070 0.04115 258 178 55 25
550 Just keep your distance, mind the gap. 1.4070 0.03965 258 174 63 21
551 2 trains diverged in a wood and I... 1.4070 0.03850 258 171 69 18
552 I thought we took the one less traveled by. 1.4070 0.03965 258 174 63 21
553 Wow - I never expected to see a mating pair nesting in their natural habitat. 1.4070 0.03850 258 171 69 18
554 So this is what they mean by coupling. 1.4070 0.03889 258 172 67 19
555 I don't know, Drew. If we miss our stop, we could end up in the middle of nowhere. 1.4062 0.03948 256 172 64 20
556 You're right. This IS off the beaten track. 1.4062 0.03987 256 173 62 21
557 What a find. The trainosaurus . Very rare. From the delayedagain period. 1.4062 0.04063 256 175 58 23
558 The 9.30 to Livingston, I presume? 1.4062 0.04025 256 174 60 22
559 Legend has it that somewhere there are still people standing around waiting on these. 1.4062 0.03948 256 172 64 20
560 This is not what I had in mind when I heard we were looking for tracks... 1.4062 0.04063 256 174 58 22
561 Everyone stays home for a few weeks and the subway cars return to their natural environment. 1.4062 0.04100 256 175 56 24
562 Shhh! These must be those new Free-Range trains. 1.4062 0.03909 256 171 66 19
563 I knew we should have packed our Metro cards! 1.4062 0.03987 256 173 62 21
564 This is the main advantage of hiking wilderness trails in The Bronx: You’re never that far from civilization! 1.4062 0.03909 256 171 66 19
565 Quiet. It's mating season. 1.4062 0.03909 256 171 66 19
566 Looks like everyone is getting off the beaten track 1.4057 0.03783 244 158 73 13
567 This explains why he never returned. 1.4057 0.04284 244 170 49 25
568 I don’t care which one we use, as long they got toilet paper. 1.4055 0.03910 254 176 54 23
569 I told you the A line ends in Belize. 1.4055 0.03949 254 173 60 21
570 After years of searching, we found the lost transfer station in central park. 1.4049 0.04245 247 172 50 25
571 Careful, they look untrained. 1.4049 0.04245 247 172 50 25
572 We are lucky to have found them since they cover their tracks so well. 1.4049 0.03881 247 163 68 16
573 Which train should we take? Well A, how would I know? And 2, what are they even doing here?" 1.4049 0.03902 247 171 56 20
574 I thought I recognized those tracks. 1.4049 0.03923 247 166 62 18
575 It's like those pandas. All they ever wanted was a little privacy.” 1.4049 0.03881 247 162 68 16
576 This is quite rare. Normally don't see them outside of their normal habitat buried deep underground. 1.4049 0.04127 247 169 56 22
577 We'll probably get a seat... 1.4049 0.03965 247 165 64 18
578 Clearly, we're off the rails. 1.4049 0.04087 247 167 57 21
579 Yes, Steve, a mating pair. And their plumage is graffiti free. 1.4049 0.04006 247 166 62 19
580 This is where they put them out to pasture. 1.4049 0.04006 247 166 62 19
581 Two tracks diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the A Train to Bed-Stuy, But with all the delays it made no difference! 1.4049 0.04127 247 168 56 22
582 No wonder they’re always late! They’ve been canoodling in the woods.” 1.4049 0.03965 247 165 64 18
583 What do you mean "I'll wait for a local"? 1.4049 0.03965 247 167 61 19
584 It was an early transit improvement plan; they're still waiting for approval of the environmental mitigation measures. 1.4049 0.03923 247 164 66 17
585 So that’s why the A line was always late 1.4048 0.04069 252 172 58 22
586 You don’t usually see these outside their native habitat. 1.4048 0.03951 252 169 64 19
587 Careful. They can be unpredictable. 1.4048 0.03910 252 168 66 18
588 Well, it is the Duke Ellington National Forrest. 1.4048 0.04030 252 171 60 21
589 Two trains diverged in a yellow wood and ...sigh. 1.4048 0.04030 252 171 60 21
590 Cuomo greenlit biodegradable cars in 2021. 1.4048 0.04184 252 175 52 25
591 If it can make it here it can make it anywhere 1.4047 0.03974 257 174 62 21
592 Judging by the undergrowth I'd say we missed our train by about 30 years. 1.4043 0.03968 235 155 65 15
593 Put away the map, you look like a tourist. 1.4041 0.03944 245 163 65 17
594 Guess we are lost. All this time, I thought we were on the East Side. 1.4040 0.03972 250 167 60 20
595 We're definitely on the West Side of the trail. 1.4032 0.03696 248 160 76 12
596 I told you I heard jazz 1.4032 0.04114 248 170 56 22
597 I don't care if it has a bar car. I just need a bathroom that won't give me a poison ivy rash when I sit down! 1.4032 0.03869 248 164 68 16
598 Whatever you do, don't tell them you don't like jazz. 1.4032 0.03952 248 166 64 18
599 I can't believe they beat us here. 1.4032 0.03952 248 169 56 19
600 And I thought it was just animals that had begun to roam freely. 1.4032 0.04074 248 169 58 21
601 Perfect Harry, these accommodations truly are off the beaten track 1.4032 0.04154 248 171 54 23
602 Wanna head upjungle for some Thai? 1.4032 0.04114 248 170 56 22
603 In theaters now: "RAIDERS of the LOST BART" 1.4032 0.04114 248 172 53 22
604 Quarantined. 1.4032 0.04114 248 170 56 22
605 Don't worry, they don't move fast. 1.4024 0.03667 251 162 77 12
606 the trains are returning to the forest. nature is healing... we are the virus. 1.4024 0.04269 251 177 47 27
607 We knew the A Train self-exiled since smooth jazz, but what's the #2 doing here? 1.4016 0.04101 249 171 56 22
608 Two trains converged in a yellow wood... 1.4008 0.04083 247 169 57 21
609 Yeah, but which one is the express? 1.4008 0.03919 247 165 65 17
610 They announced, “we should be moving shortly” many many years ago.” 1.4000 0.04065 245 167 58 20
611 So far, so good—they’re sniffing each other. 1.4000 0.04024 245 166 60 19
612 ... before the pandemic, they used to call this place “Grand Central Station”. 1.4000 0.04382 245 175 42 28
613 Urban creep. 1.4000 0.03897 245 162 65 16
614 My father was adamant that the A and the 2 must have a direct connection somewhere, but no New Yorker has ever seen this! 1.4000 0.04147 245 169 54 22
615 In that moment, Jeff and Linda knew they’d discovered the most uninspiring cartoon premise ever. 1.3992 0.04291 243 171 47 25
616 Oh good, we didn’t miss our train. 1.3992 0.04046 243 165 59 19
617 Finally found the streetcars we desire. 1.3992 0.04170 243 168 53 22
618 Eureka! I think we finally found the end of the line... 1.3992 0.04170 243 168 53 22
619 Lets get the El out of here. 1.3992 0.04251 243 172 46 25
620 I knew we should have brought a camera. Do you know how rare it is to see these in the wild? 1.3983 0.03895 241 165 57 17
621 Don’t make eye contact; It’s only been a month but they’ve already gone feral! 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
622 Which one would Duke take? 1.3983 0.03983 241 161 62 17
623 We finally reached it... the end of the line. 1.3983 0.04153 241 165 54 21
624 Take the A train" they said, "OK, now what? 1.3983 0.04153 241 168 51 22
625 Either it's the shrooms, or we've found a coronavirus field hospital. 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
626 They've really made the Columbus Circle station 'green', huh? 1.3983 0.03895 241 160 65 14
627 The subway cars are returning. Nature is healing. 1.3983 0.04026 241 163 60 18
628 Place your $2.75 on the ground and back away slowly... 1.3983 0.04069 241 164 58 19
629 We'll definitely get there faster if we keep walking. 1.3983 0.03939 241 161 64 16
630 This is good. The airport can't be far from here. 1.3983 0.03895 241 160 66 15
631 We’re not lost, Henry. According to the trains this is either Columbus Circle or Fulton Street. 1.3983 0.04194 241 166 52 22
632 Dude, maybe we should lay off the “special” gummy bears. 1.3983 0.04069 241 164 58 19
633 Well, I guess this is the end of the line. 1.3983 0.04235 241 168 50 23
634 Against their better judgement, something kept telling them to take the A train. 1.3975 0.04219 239 166 51 22
635 Curious, you rarely find an express amongst the locals. 1.3975 0.04092 239 163 57 19
636 We best follow Duke Ellington's advice on this. 1.3974 0.04109 234 159 57 18
637 Looks like we've got another invasive species. 1.3974 0.04064 234 158 59 17
638 I live in the City. I see them in the wild all the time. 1.3974 0.04240 234 162 49 20
639 I TOLD YOU the A train now stops in Central Park! 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
640 'Re-open the economy,' the president said.. 1.3974 0.04153 234 160 55 19
641 I guess there trying to get out of New York too. 1.3967 0.04055 242 165 58 19
642 They're only running once every month now. 1.3967 0.03793 242 165 57 16
643 After a drastic decrease in subway ridership, MTA expands subway lines to attract tired hikers. 1.3966 0.04115 237 162 56 19
644 Which is the one less traveled by? 1.3966 0.04285 237 166 48 23
645 I thought I could smell urine. 1.3966 0.04115 237 162 56 19
646 This must be the new extension for the green line. 1.3966 0.04027 237 160 60 17
647 I hope there hasn't been a fare hike. 1.3966 0.04158 237 162 54 20
648 I believe those are artifacts of the pre-pandemic age when people traveled in large groups. A quaint and very dangerous idea. 1.3966 0.04243 237 165 50 21
649 Air B&b is everywhere these days. 1.3966 0.04327 237 167 46 24
650 And I thought WE were getting a little off-track. 1.3966 0.04158 237 163 54 20
651 I'm not sure this was a good use of the infrastructure stimulus funding! 1.3966 0.04158 237 163 54 20
652 So, East and West DO meet! 1.3966 0.03983 237 159 62 16
653 I don't think they'll make it as a couple -- no real electricity there. 1.3966 0.04201 237 164 52 21
654 The subway is getting to be more like a jungle everyday. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
655 Don't worry, they're trained. 1.3966 0.03846 237 156 68 13
656 Well, here’s my stop. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
657 We can't - we don't have any masks. 1.3966 0.03846 237 156 68 13
658 Why are they smiling... 1.3966 0.04201 237 164 52 21
659 I think we've solved the riddle of why the trains are running late. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
660 Believe me, you don't want to be around here during mating season. 1.3966 0.04115 237 164 52 20
661 Get a garage! 1.3966 0.04449 237 170 40 27
662 Back in the 1900's and 2000's, this general area was referred to as Times Square. 1.3966 0.04027 237 160 60 17
663 I tell you, this has to be Park Place, where else do the A and the 2 both stop? 1.3966 0.04041 232 156 60 16
664 Looks like someone took Duke Ellington literally. 1.3966 0.04309 232 162 48 22
665 Bloomberg did it. He wanted to extend the subway to his country place. 1.3966 0.04222 232 160 52 20
666 I believe this is what 20th century humans called a "toilet." 1.3966 0.04177 232 159 54 19
667 We'll never get clearer directions that that: "Take the A Train!" 1.3966 0.04041 232 156 60 16
668 You were right. Old subway cars never die, they just become cartoons in The New Yorker. 1.3966 0.04177 232 161 50 20
669 DEAR, This must be ancient relics from the Corona period" 1.3965 0.03595 227 159 46 14
670 We should be fine, they're only hostile to commuters. 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
671 Dr. Livingstone and his assistant discover why the A train is late. 1.3957 0.04353 235 166 45 24
672 I'm taking the train less travelled. 1.3957 0.04095 235 160 57 18
673 Careful! They may have gone feral. 1.3957 0.04226 235 162 51 21
674 It's so much harder to catch them here in the wild. 1.3957 0.04005 235 158 61 16
675 I knew the A came this far, but the 2? 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
676 I told you we were close to Fulton Street! 1.3957 0.03913 235 156 65 14
677 They’re so much more majestic in the wild. 1.3957 0.03959 235 165 51 18
678 Way to go you big dufus, we could have hopped on the A-train to get here! 1.3957 0.04183 235 162 53 20
679 Seeing them back in their natural habitat makes me wonder if they were ever fully domesticated in the first place. 1.3957 0.04050 235 159 59 17
680 Looks like we finally found the last train to Clarksville. 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
681 Oh my God, I left my Metrocard at home. 1.3957 0.04095 235 160 57 18
682 This must be nowhere. 1.3957 0.04353 235 166 45 24
683 Back away slowly... and mind the gap. 1.3957 0.03959 235 157 60 16
684 These must be the torture chambers of an ancient civilisation. 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
685 Let's backup slowly, no sudden moves, and watch the closing doors. 1.3957 0.03722 235 158 60 12
686 It looks like they decided to quarantine in the countryside. 1.3957 0.04139 235 161 55 19
687 Finally, we found The Last Train To Clarksville. 1.3957 0.04050 235 159 59 17
688 Legend has it this transfer can be made only once every 100 years. 1.3941 0.04081 236 166 50 18
689 Should we give them directions? 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
690 I told you those weren't bear tracks back there. 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
691 Relics of the Pre-Covid Age. 1.3913 0.04106 230 157 56 17
692 For your information, Harold, I wanted an A-frame. 1.3913 0.04059 230 156 58 16
693 Oh thank the lord...I was too tired to walk back. 1.3913 0.04012 230 155 60 15
694 I guess they run on trunk lines and then branch out. 1.3913 0.04460 230 165 40 25
695 It's rare to encounter the 2 Line and the A Train together - especially in the wild. 1.3904 0.03889 228 155 58 14
696 It didn’t take long for Nature to reclaim Penn Station. 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
697 Now do you believe New York City has gone off the rails? 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
698 You are always so thoughtful, Al, but when I said that I missed New York, I meant...the Opera, Broadway, Rockefeller Center, dining in Little Italy...not the commute to Coney Island. 1.3904 0.04313 228 160 47 21
699 And here I am without my MetroCard. 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
700 It’s like “Into the Wild” with more options. 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
701 Let the first one go. It’s the one right behind it that we want. 1.3904 0.03938 228 152 63 13
702 The realtor said it's just a short hike to the train. 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
703 With everyone on lockdown, trains are returning to the forests. Nature is healing. 1.3904 0.03987 228 153 61 14
704 Instead of dumping them in the ocean, we'll just wait for the sea level to rise to turn them into fish habitats. 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
705 Now it comes out to Far, Far Rockaway. 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
706 I guess we were in New York all along? 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
707 You'd never catch me taking the subway.. it's like a jungle in there! 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
708 Fine, but if there are any amateur performers in there we're setting up the goddamn tent. 1.3904 0.03987 228 153 61 14
709 This 103rd and Broadway intersection is unrecognizable since the quarantine 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
710 I thought we were walking back. 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
711 Did you bring your Metrocard? 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
712 Oh good, we didn’t miss it 1.3904 0.04268 228 159 49 20
713 When you mentioned your apartment was a bit of trek to the subway... 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
714 Don’t judge - when the pandemic’s over, they’ll be back on track. 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
715 Looks like weren’t the only ones who were sidetracked 1.3904 0.03813 228 154 61 13
716 Nice chatting with you but this is my line. 1.3894 0.04106 226 154 56 16
717 When not broken by domestication, they truly are noble to behold. 1.3894 0.04154 226 155 54 17
718 It's What Duke Ellington was telling us all along. 1.3894 0.04247 226 157 50 19
719 And they thought they covered their tracks... 1.3894 0.04058 226 153 58 15
720 Let’s go to “A”. They’re growing pot. 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
721 Are we in your dream or mine? 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
722 This doesn’t seem like the fastest way to Harlem. 1.3894 0.04009 226 152 60 14
723 They come all the way out here and yet you still can't get to Brooklyn without a transfer. 1.3894 0.04058 226 153 58 15
724 Did you remember to pack our transfers? 1.3894 0.04106 226 154 56 16
725 So this is why you have to wait for, like, ever for the A train! 1.3894 0.04154 226 155 54 17
726 At least we can get a seat... 1.3894 0.04058 226 158 50 18
727 They say if you listen, you can still hear the line closure announcement. 1.3894 0.04009 226 152 60 14
728 It’s tough living at the end of the line, but at least the rent’s cheap. 1.3894 0.04106 226 154 56 16
729 Looks like they came up-state when things went off the rails." 1.3894 0.04201 226 156 52 18
730 We've found it! The elusive confluence of the IRT and IND. 1.3884 0.04032 224 150 59 14
731 In the pre-coronavirus era, this clearing was at the edge of something called Central Park. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
732 Apparently people used to jam into these metal virus spreaders like sardines as recently as the year 2020. 1.3884 0.04366 224 158 45 21
733 Meanwhile, at the station in Very, Very Far Rockaway 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
734 That real estate agent wasn't lying when she said it was a bit of a trek to the closest subway stop 1.3884 0.04273 224 156 49 19
735 Ella told me to take the A train! 1.3884 0.04273 224 156 49 19
736 Well, I did ask Google for the nearest Subway. 1.3884 0.04081 224 152 57 15
737 I guess the Coronavirus thing is so bad in the city now that even the NYC Subways had to get out of town. 1.3884 0.04081 224 152 57 15
738 When the hiking guide said you will find the remains of a lost civilization this isn't quite what I pictured. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
739 Thank God, a landmark I recognize. 1.3884 0.04032 224 151 59 14
740 Shhh, the mating ritual is beginning. 1.3877 0.03946 227 156 54 14
741 Looks like Duke Ellington took it! 1.3877 0.04412 227 162 42 23
742 I think we're witnessing the rare mating ritual of the IRT and IND in the wild. 1.3874 0.04299 222 155 48 19
743 With no one to ride them during the quarantine, these subway trains have returned to their native habitat. 1.3874 0.04203 222 153 52 17
744 They just close the doors on the full cars and send them up here for two weeks. That weeds out the idiots who climb in crowded cars. 1.3874 0.04252 222 154 50 18
745 Rare find indeed! Often unpredictable and hard to spot, it’s been ages since I’ve seen one! 1.3874 0.04203 222 153 52 17
746 I’m glad they aren’t held captive now, but it still startles me to run across them in the wild. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
747 Remember, they are just as afraid of us as we are of them. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
748 I think we've finally reached the end of the line. 1.3864 0.04129 220 150 55 15
749 They always look happier in the wild. 1.3864 0.03923 220 153 51 13
750 A long, long time ago, someone pulled the emergency brake, and the city was returned to its original pristine state. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
751 Finally found it! An empty subway car. 1.3864 0.04129 220 151 49 17
752 Before Covid19 this area was called Grand Central Station 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
753 This must be where Ellington hid it after he took it. 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
754 This is Trump's fault, too. 1.3864 0.04421 220 156 43 21
755 This is nice but I really wanted to see the checker cab exhibit. 1.3864 0.04278 220 153 49 18
756 Try to look big and don't look at 'em in the headlights. 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
757 This must be where the rats get on. 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
758 It didn’t take long for Nature to take over Grand Central Station. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
759 I knew David Copperfield put them someplace. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
760 Follow the tracks, you said 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
761 No doubt about it. We're at the end of the line. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
762 This is our best evidence yet of just how primitive a people they were. 1.3864 0.04179 220 151 53 16
763 I hate it when people litter. 1.3864 0.04129 220 156 44 18
764 Hard to imagine, there was a big city, and this is how they used to go to work! 1.3864 0.04028 220 148 55 13
765 We were wise to quit waiting and start walking 1.3864 0.04079 220 151 53 15
766 It DOES exist - a convenient transfer from the 2 to the A! 1.3864 0.03976 220 147 61 12
767 Let’s follow their tracks. 1.3864 0.04028 220 148 59 13
768 I'm taking the A-Terrain. 1.3860 0.04195 215 147 53 15
769 Here's our chance to catch the "A" train. 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
770 This explains the hot dog vendor down by the creek." 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
771 Let's take the train less traveled. 1.3860 0.04195 215 147 53 15
772 It isn't The Bronx I remember. 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
773 Oh, thank God. We're not lost...this is Columbus Circle! 1.3860 0.04297 215 149 49 17
774 Ahh---the breeding grounds! 1.3860 0.04195 215 147 53 15
775 It's not that far, let's just walk. 1.3860 0.03982 215 143 61 11
776 We've reached the end of the line. 1.3853 0.04401 218 152 44 20
777 I still think it would be quicker to walk. 1.3853 0.04051 218 151 51 15
778 Let's maintain social distancing. I take A, you take 2. 1.3853 0.03891 218 155 49 13
779 It’s fascinating to witness a transfer in the wild. 1.3853 0.04304 218 152 48 18
780 First deforest. Now derail. 1.3853 0.04255 218 151 50 17
781 I told you the jungle had become too gentrified. 1.3850 0.03777 213 150 48 13
782 Some say the spirits of those ancient people are still at the old platform site, waiting for this train to arrive. 1.3850 0.04060 213 143 58 12
783 Let's not be that person that leaves their backpack on. 1.3850 0.04060 213 142 58 12
784 This must be the end of the line. 1.3850 0.03836 213 139 66 8
785 Since this is obviously the last stop, we're sure to get a seat going back. 1.3850 0.04060 213 143 58 12
786 Do you recall what they were used for before the virus? 1.3850 0.03836 213 141 63 9
787 Just stay clear of the closing doors. 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
788 Well, it's the end of the line, I guess. 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
789 Be careful, those are unreliable 1.3850 0.03777 213 142 57 9
790 Okay, so not exactly an “ancient” civilization. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
791 Don't touch them..they could be sick transit, Gloria! 1.3850 0.04669 213 155 34 24
792 I don't care what Duke said, we're not taking the A train. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
793 Wild trams...it's mating season. 1.3850 0.04375 213 149 46 18
794 Well... it's still better than getting off in the Bronx. 1.3850 0.04220 213 146 52 15
795 New York sure looks a lot different than last time we visited... 1.3850 0.04273 213 146 50 16
796 This explains all of the delays we've been experiencing! 1.3850 0.04060 213 143 58 12
797 Its simply amazing how nature surges during a quarantine. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
798 Looks like we're at the end of the line. 1.3850 0.04273 213 147 50 16
799 Well now we know where the last train to Clarksville went. 1.3850 0.04273 213 145 50 15
800 Hey darling, I meant the sandwiches. Not these subways... 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
801 They're preparing for a fare hike. 1.3850 0.04324 213 146 46 15
802 We've been gone longer than we thought. 1.3850 0.04168 213 144 54 14
803 I heard about these. I think it’s called public transportation 1.3850 0.04273 213 147 50 16
804 As usual, we can make better time walking. 1.3850 0.04005 213 142 60 11
805 I told you we'd find them if we just followed the tracks. 1.3850 0.04005 213 144 54 12
806 Let's stop here & set up camp in the A or the 2. We should have a few days before either departs. 1.3850 0.04060 213 140 58 11
807 Careful, Gary. They can be aggressive if they realize they’re being tracked. 1.3850 0.04375 213 149 46 18
808 I told you, just because you haven't seen a subway train in the wilderness doesn't mean there aren't any. 1.3850 0.03893 213 140 64 9
809 Poor guys really went off the rails. 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
810 Two cars diverged in a wood... 1.3850 0.03893 213 148 52 12
811 Who says rural America is being left out of transportation funding? 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
812 Somebody REALLY took the "A" Train! 1.3850 0.04324 213 147 48 17
813 It must be a weekend schedule. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
814 Math camp meets english camp. 1.3843 0.04230 216 151 47 17
815 The zoning ordinances with this tribe are very lax. 1.3843 0.04179 216 148 53 15
816 I thing you're gonna need a bigger artifact bag. 1.3843 0.04429 216 153 43 20
817 Rarely do you see them mating in the wild. 1.3843 0.04331 216 151 47 18
818 These express trains must have gone local. 1.3843 0.04127 216 147 55 14
819 These date from before the coronavirus. 1.3843 0.04281 216 150 49 17
820 One has a number and one has a letter. Something doesn't add up. 1.3843 0.04281 216 150 49 17
821 Well that explains the trail of Metrocards 1.3843 0.04022 216 147 54 12
822 Just as I suspected. There IS another transfer between the 2 and the A north of 42nd Street. 1.3791 0.04132 211 144 54 13
823 Good thing we're not in a hurry. 1.3791 0.04022 211 142 58 11
824 We found them. The fabled trains that are experiencing delays due to a sick passenger. 1.3791 0.04132 211 144 54 13
825 And I thought we were stranded. 1.3791 0.04214 211 152 41 18
826 These temporary field hospitals are everywhere! 1.3791 0.03965 211 141 60 10
827 Not bad, but I prefer the old Penn Station and its spaciousness and serenity 1.3791 0.04293 211 147 48 16
828 Do you think that they think it's as weird that we're here as we think it's weird that they're here? 1.3791 0.04448 211 150 42 19
829 We may have been lost, but it seems we are getting back on track. 1.3780 0.04320 209 146 47 16
830 I've never seen A train in the wild, much less 2. 1.3780 0.04425 209 148 43 18
831 I say, Duke Ellington wants us to "take the A train" 1.3780 0.04373 209 146 45 17
832 We come from the future to warn you. They will drive you underground with the rats and buskers and separate you one block apart for ever. Ride together while you still can. Ride and be free! 1.3780 0.04528 209 150 39 20
833 Oh good, we're still in time to get the hell out of here! 1.3780 0.04425 209 148 43 18
834 Thank you for the safari, Douglas; best first date ever. But next time can we just go for coffee?" 1.3780 0.04157 209 143 53 13
835 Do you think we'll get a seat? 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 44 17
836 Oh, so this is what they mean by defore-station. 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
837 Eureka! We've found Ancient Harlem 1.3780 0.04102 209 142 55 12
838 Ah. We have found the rare trains. They are impossible to track, 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
839 The tent is all yours, I’ll take the A train. 1.3780 0.04212 209 144 51 14
840 They ran away together. 1.3780 0.04320 209 146 47 16
841 And before covid this was lower Manhattan 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
842 No wonder these trains are always delayed. 1.3780 0.04267 209 145 49 15
843 finally! the end of the line. 1.3774 0.03836 212 140 64 8
844 Shhhh! Don't scare them off. I have no idea when we might see an express train again. Very rare indeed! 1.3774 0.04380 212 150 44 18
845 Wow, the City is really going green. 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
846 Camp here...or go on to the next post-industrial metaphor? 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
847 Just ignore them. We're searching for tracks. 1.3774 0.04277 212 146 45 16
848 So, this is where they took the A-train. 1.3768 0.04401 207 146 44 17
849 At last. Farthest Rockaway. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
850 If you stand completely still, they can't see you 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
851 Looks like the end of the line for them. 1.3768 0.04239 207 143 50 14
852 The lost connection to LaGuardia! We've finally found it! 1.3768 0.04183 207 143 47 13
853 We found the A train. Now to figure out who took it! 1.3768 0.04183 207 142 52 13
854 Somebody took "Take the 'A' Train" a little too literally. 1.3768 0.04183 207 142 52 13
855 Yeah, but I bet they’re out of service. 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
856 Didn't get away from it all, did we. 1.3768 0.04183 207 142 52 13
857 Always on time when you don't need them. 1.3768 0.04126 207 141 54 12
858 ‘“Well, now we know why he never returned”. 1.3768 0.04507 207 148 40 19
859 When will New York get back on track, Steve? 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
860 I told you they'd be easy to track. 1.3762 0.03973 210 141 59 10
861 Is it the psilocybin or are there really two subway cars in the woods right now? 1.3762 0.04196 210 145 51 14
862 I believe it was put here to be a restroom, like back in the city. 1.3756 0.04430 205 145 43 17
863 I think we've just found evidence that the land known as Far Rockaway did exist. 1.3756 0.04152 205 142 50 13
864 There was a time when people rode around inside those things. 1.3756 0.04209 205 141 51 13
865 Darn! Google said there would be a Subway here and I was looking forward to the meatball 6-inch special of the day. 1.3756 0.04265 205 142 49 14
866 I hope it’s the uptown. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
867 Well, Historians say 2020 was rough... 1.3756 0.03945 205 149 41 15
868 It looks like the subways decided to flee the city when corona hit as well. 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
869 We really are in an alternate universe - this should only happen at 168th Street. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
870 Here they are, hiding in Jamaica. 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
871 I knew combining the MTA and EPA was a bad idea. 1.3756 0.04484 205 146 41 18
872 What would Robert Frost do? 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
873 Well, we may be lost but I don't want to go to Harlem. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
874 The subway strike has lasted way too long. 1.3756 0.03822 205 137 60 8
875 All the danger, all the turnstile jumping; it was worth it. 1.3756 0.04265 205 142 49 14
876 When were there people in Manhttan? 1.3756 0.04209 205 141 51 13
877 Now I'm really lost. Is this 241st St. or 207th? 1.3756 0.04152 205 139 53 11
878 You don't usually see them together in the wild. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
879 Curious to see how the Governor blames the Mayor for this.... 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
880 This must be the West Side of the jungle. 1.3756 0.03975 205 137 59 9
881 If we run on time they won't be able to catch us. 1.3756 0.03629 205 136 53 7
882 So this is where the Green Line ends. 1.3744 0.03811 203 133 64 6
883 Ok so we're not the first white people here. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
884 With the world quarantine now the subways have been put out to pasture. 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
885 According to the locals, we'll be fine as long as there's no eye contact. 1.3744 0.03811 203 139 56 8
886 This must be how city slickers go glamping. 1.3744 0.04292 203 140 48 14
887 MTA has certainly freshened up this station. 1.3744 0.04118 203 138 54 11
888 You rarely get to see their mating behavior in their original environment. 1.3744 0.03874 203 142 45 11
889 We really should have read the fine print in The Green New Deal 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
890 Now this is what I call service. Take that, Uber. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
891 I think we are finally on the right track. 1.3744 0.04514 203 145 40 18
892 Something tells me to take the one less traveled in and that will make all the difference. 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
893 I told you the F doesn’t stop here. 1.3744 0.04118 203 138 54 11
894 I thought they were extinct... 1.3731 0.04262 201 139 49 13
895 I'm uncomfortable with the privatization of our national parks. 1.3731 0.04083 201 143 44 12
896 Are you sure this is the high-line? 1.3731 0.04083 201 136 55 10
897 Act natural. 1.3731 0.03959 201 134 59 8
898 Did you pack your hand sanitizer? 1.3731 0.04022 201 136 54 10
899 These old portable toilets used to move along rails in the old days. 1.3731 0.04083 201 140 47 11
900 Hey, that's lucky. It's an express stop. 1.3731 0.04377 201 141 45 15
901 I thought this burial ground story was just a myth. 1.3731 0.04203 201 138 51 12
902 They've been repurposed for glamping 1.3731 0.04203 201 141 47 13
903 This far out, you can actually understand the PA announcements. 1.3731 0.04262 201 139 49 13
904 Finally, a part of the city that Robert Moses didn't get his hands on. 1.3725 0.04549 204 147 38 19
905 It' s when they reopened the country too soon. 1.3719 0.04463 199 141 42 16
906 I think we’ve gotten off track. 1.3719 0.04289 199 138 48 13
907 I always told my mom that two parallel trains will meet one day. 1.3719 0.04289 199 138 48 13
908 Two trains diverge in the woods. I say we take the one less beat up. 1.3719 0.03885 199 139 44 7
909 This explains all the delays. 1.3719 0.04169 199 136 52 11
910 When you said ‘training ‘ ? 1.3719 0.04348 199 139 46 14
911 It explains why they're always late. 1.3719 0.04108 199 135 54 10
912 Man, we really need more funding for the MTA. 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
913 Dolphins are coming back to Italy and now this... 1.3719 0.04289 199 138 48 13
914 I thought it was just a metaphor when they said 'it is a jungle out there' 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
915 Oh crap. Not these two again! 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
916 We need to call Boston's MTA and let them know that we may have found Charlie's whereabouts. 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
917 Yes,they know about these. But they still can't find Pelham 1 2 3! 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
918 Do you think they miss being needed ? 1.3706 0.04038 197 135 52 10
919 See? First thing Monday morning, just follow the trail of hangovers, empty coffee cups, and despair. 1.3706 0.03772 197 139 48 10
920 Stay calm. Remember your training. 1.3706 0.04195 197 137 39 14
921 I still think it would be quicker if we walked. 1.3706 0.04195 197 135 51 11
922 No number 7, never a number 7 1.3706 0.04195 197 135 51 11
923 Clearly, one tribe is innumerate and the other analphabetic. 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
924 If only we could find their tracks. 1.3706 0.04070 197 137 49 10
925 Watch the one on the right. That's the "Alpha". 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
926 People went to work in them 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
927 Well, now we know where they took the A Train... 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
928 They seem so peaceful in the wild. 1.3706 0.04317 197 136 47 13
929 Shoot if you want, but I’m not helping you clean it. 1.3706 0.04550 197 141 39 17
930 Looks like we are back on track 1.3692 0.04284 195 137 45 13
931 Well this is going to mess with Google maps 1.3692 0.04029 195 131 52 9
932 Oh look! They're rerouting! 1.3692 0.04221 195 134 50 11
933 Yeah, and it's only been since March. 1.3687 0.04873 179 130 32 17
934 Finally we found a way out of these woods...the one on the right is the quickest way to Harlem. 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
935 I just can’t keep track of these service changes anymore. 1.3679 0.04311 193 137 42 13
936 Watch out! It's some kind of trap to lure us back to the city. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
937 Curious, neither of them typically stop in the park. 1.3679 0.03362 193 128 62 3
938 Wow, the 2 and the A together! This must have been the Columbus Circle or Washington Heights station. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
939 Got tokens? 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
940 I knew those weren't bear tracks 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
941 It's good to be home. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
942 I think they were used for travel before the great pandemic of 2020 1.3679 0.04311 193 136 44 13
943 Bronx or Brooklyn? 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
944 I thought it was about the journey, not the destination? 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
945 I don’t know about one on the left, but this one is the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.3679 0.04614 193 139 37 17
946 These are only spotted every few years. 1.3679 0.04280 193 136 44 13
947 Your the musical one . . . Take the A train. 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
948 Well, we finally know why they call it “far” Rockaway Beach.. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
949 When you said you were an expert tracker, I had no idea. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
950 So this is where they've been keeping all of the functional trains. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
951 See, honey, we could live out here! 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
952 This is your idea of a streetcar filled with desire? 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 40 15
953 NO. Let's don't knock on the door to see who answers. 1.3679 0.04495 193 139 38 16
954 Looks like we've reached the end of the trail. 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
955 A Streetcar Named Deciduous 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
956 Glenn, I swear, if you start singing 'Take the A Train' I will scream! 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
957 I'm sorry, I thought this was the PATH. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
958 We always find them full grown. But we can never find the nest. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
959 I don’t know. Which one is less traveled by? 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
960 I think we discovered the Aboveground Railroad. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
961 I got 'em on ebay. 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
962 It’ll be faster to just walk out of here...even with your bum leg. 1.3679 0.03986 193 129 57 7
963 And all it took for nature to take back the city was a global pandemic. 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
964 All this packing and me - without my metro card! 1.3665 0.04078 191 129 54 8
965 So which one is the one less traveled? 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
966 Dad told me that people use to ride these things before Coronavirus. 1.3665 0.04078 191 129 54 8
967 How long has it been now - just over a month or so? 1.3665 0.04145 191 132 49 10
968 Hmmm...IRT and IND in the same jungle? Something seems fishy here... 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
969 Sadly, this jungle's streetcars have been hunted to near-extinction. 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
970 Which one goes back to Epcot? 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
971 It’s the Forest Hills station. 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
972 Typical. Both are going down the West Side. 1.3665 0.04145 191 130 52 9
973 Even the subways are returning to their natural habitats. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
974 I don't know about you, but I am going to follow the Duke. 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
975 It doesn't matter, we can switch at Times Square. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
976 Looks like Billy, Duke and Ella all got it wrong." 1.3665 0.04211 191 131 50 10
977 If you listen carefully you can hear their mating call- "Doors open on the left at Wall Street." 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
978 Slower Simmons. They can tell if you're in a hurry. 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
979 They left during the last pandemic and never came back. 1.3665 0.04526 191 135 40 15
980 We must take the A train, Duke Ellington said so. 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
981 Jim, why are our plans always derailed? 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
982 So this is where they've been! 1.3665 0.03798 191 133 49 7
983 Previously on Lost 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
984 WE ARE STILL NOT OUT OF THE WOODS WITH THESE SUBWAY DELAYS 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
985 Shh! You almost never see them in their natural environment! 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
986 This is what they mean by back to nature? 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
987 Two cars emerged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled in... 1.3665 0.04010 191 129 48 8
988 Did you remember the masks? 1.3665 0.03496 191 135 47 8
989 Careful, these things charge. 1.3656 0.04351 186 128 46 11
990 This station is always a jungle. 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
991 Did you remember your Metro Card? 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
992 A train grows in Brooklyn. 1.3656 0.04075 186 127 49 7
993 Ooh, look, latrines! 1.3656 0.04351 186 129 46 11
994 I hope these restrooms have toilet paper. 1.3656 0.04351 186 129 43 12
995 It’s amazing how clean the newborns are. 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
996 We saw two trains a comin', rollin' off their track Don't know what they's a thinkin', but they sure ain't goin' back 1.3652 0.04337 178 126 34 12
997 They may look gentle, but stand clear of their closing doors. 1.3651 0.04238 189 129 49 10
998 Obviously the indigenous people had far more advanced technology than we thought 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
999 I told you we were on the wrong track. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1000 We finally made it off the beaten track. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1001 That explains the elephant with the E-Z Pass. 1.3651 0.04432 189 134 40 14
1002 I thought you could transfer only at 59th Street? 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
1003 It’s weird seeing them like this, completely untrained 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1004 I've read about them -- I think they became endangered after the introduction of the American Uber. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1005 The pandemic has meant that a few of them have gone feral but they're friendly enough. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
1006 Two subways diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1007 Living Off the Grid 1.3651 0.04171 189 134 43 12
1008 Somewhere under all this ground cover must be Fulton Street. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1009 Well, they said it's the longest subway line in the world. Now, I believe it! 1.3651 0.04034 189 128 52 8
1010 We may have gone a little off track. 1.3651 0.04304 189 128 47 11
1011 Look how pristine they are in the wild. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1012 They come out of hiding because they miss us. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
1013 I thought they put up a parking lot. 1.3651 0.03819 189 128 47 7
1014 We go by train from here. Cover your tracks. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1015 I thought the stories of people transporting together was a fairy tale. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1016 Okay, I admit we may have deferred maintenance too long this time. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1017 Archaeologists have determined the A train was the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1018 You can run, but you can’t hide from the MTA. 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
1019 No one has ever seen them mating in the wild. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1020 The locals tend to be friendlier. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1021 The man in the booth was correct. We are on the right track. 1.3651 0.04336 189 133 42 13
1022 At this moment, our heroes realize they aren't the only ones fed up with social distancing. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1023 Two more to tag. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1024 We'll get there faster if we walk. 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
1025 Careful! Runaways are unpredictable when coupling in the wild. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
1026 Two trains diverged in the woods, but I took the one with electricity. 1.3651 0.04304 189 136 37 14
1027 And you pooh-poohed taking the A-train to get here. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1028 I told Siri to find The Path and this is what she got. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
1029 Transfers are free, but it's a bit of a hike between stations 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1030 Back up slowly, we've interrupted their mating ritual. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1031 The Rugglesmith Expedition,searching for the legendary source of the Subway,discovers the confluence of the IRT and the mighty IND. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1032 It is good planning, actually. This will be a reef by 2050. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1033 Neither of these is local. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1034 Be careful. They haven’t seen people in a long time; they might not know how to react. 1.3651 0.04304 189 129 46 10
1035 After all that time. Still smells like pee. 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
1036 Don't worry, I speak Conductor. 1.3646 0.04193 192 133 46 11
1037 Who's Duke Ellington? 1.3646 0.04446 192 136 42 14
1038 Careful. It’s a trap. The A and the 2 never meet. 1.3641 0.04100 184 124 53 7
1039 Those Mayans must have had help. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
1040 I'm starting to think this entire trip has gone off the rails. 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
1041 Finally, we've found it! This is where they took the 'A' train! 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
1042 Looks like we took the one more traveled by. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
1043 I hate to say it,but I think I left my metro card at home. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
1044 No, YOU take the A train. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
1045 Not 2 B. That is the answer. 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
1046 Different doors, mismatched labels—we found it. We found Dysfunction Junction. 1.3636 0.04398 187 131 44 12
1047 Looks like everyone wanted to get off the beaten track today. 1.3636 0.04527 187 133 40 14
1048 I'll take the A. It's jazzier. 1.3636 0.04398 187 131 44 12
1049 When you said this was a training mission, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3632 0.04538 190 138 36 16
1050 I guess we should just follow the tracks 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
1051 I think we’ve been using the wrong map. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
1052 I knew this transfer was going to be complicated. 1.3631 0.04530 179 125 40 12
1053 Once upon a time there was a civilization of people who paid money to be crammed into these metal containers with strangers and be placed unground. And they would do this at least twice a day, at least 5 days a week. 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
1054 So what if we’re upwind—they have no sense of smell. 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
1055 They're surprisingly beautiful in their natural habitat. 1.3626 0.04341 182 126 46 10
1056 Don’t worry. It’s just an illusion. If those were real New York City subway cars there’d be rats all over them” 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
1057 'Well, at least we won't have to stand'. 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
1058 It seems that the schedule we have needs to be updated. 1.3617 0.04247 188 130 48 10
1059 ...And then they set them loose to roam free. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1060 Shhh...it's exceedingly rare to catch them in the wild! 1.3617 0.04443 188 133 42 13
1061 Ranger Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Harlem anymore. 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
1062 A” train on the footpath is worth “2” in the bush 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
1063 Gosh,the MTA have really gone off the rails... 1.3617 0.04179 188 132 44 11
1064 Subway cars. The guide said that they were exiled in 2020. 1.3617 0.04041 188 129 47 9
1065 No, I think I'll wait for the next one. 1.3617 0.04507 188 137 36 15
1066 I always wonder where the line ended. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1067 Central Park has really become overgrown without the maintenance of essential workers 1.3617 0.04111 188 128 52 8
1068 Are you sure this is the quickest way to get to Harlem? 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1069 This suburban sprawl is really getting out of hand. 1.3617 0.04379 188 131 44 12
1070 Looks like they're off the beaten track too. 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
1071 Be careful. Some of the local commuters are hostile. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1072 These must be the Green trains. 1.3617 0.04443 188 133 42 13
1073 It's only a 50 hour ride back to Times Square. 1.3602 0.04206 186 128 49 9
1074 So this must be the last train to Clarksville. 1.3600 0.04524 175 120 40 9
1075 Jeez, and I thought we were lost! 1.3596 0.04679 178 126 36 14
1076 I didn't think the express stopped here anymore. 1.3596 0.04471 178 125 42 11
1077 They don't normally leave tracks behind. 1.3596 0.04542 178 126 40 12
1078 This must be where they came to mate... 1.3596 0.04542 178 126 40 12
1079 I think it's their mating season. 1.3596 0.04542 178 127 36 13
1080 I love a camping trip that's off the beaten track. 1.3596 0.04471 178 125 42 11
1081 After an exhaustive search the elusive A Train Tribe was discovered. 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
1082 They’re spending a lot more time outside now that the City’s so empty. 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
1083 Ridership must be way down. 1.3587 0.04302 184 127 46 10
1084 You just HAD to leave a trail of breadcrumbs. 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
1085 I thought they fixed Apple Map. 1.3587 0.04823 184 136 30 18
1086 Somehow I just can't picture Duke Ellington here. 1.3587 0.04302 184 128 46 10
1087 Surprisingly less birds live in them now than when they were operating. 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
1088 Let's wait for the express 1.3587 0.04570 184 131 38 14
1089 So that’s how they make new train cars... 1.3587 0.04761 184 135 32 17
1090 Wow, we really could have taken the A train! 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
1091 Well GPS got that wrong 1.3587 0.04505 184 130 39 13
1092 I wonder if the A train will take us to before Trump? 1.3587 0.04698 184 133 34 16
1093 I didn’t know we were this far uptown. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
1094 Now that we don't need them... 1.3587 0.04162 184 128 44 9
1095 That’s strange-I thought you could only transfer at Columbus Circle. 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
1096 So much for roughing it, they are both express trains. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 43 10
1097 My chances of survival are higher staying out in the jungle... 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
1098 How many more do we have to locate to get the system up and running again? 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
1099 Just stay calm and stand clear of the closing doors. 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
1100 I see we're not the only ones that are lost. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
1101 We've finally discovered the trains to nowhere. 1.3583 0.04048 187 127 53 7
1102 When you sent me a message sayings you wanted to go out into the forest two train, I thought that was a typo. 1.3583 0.04118 187 128 51 8
1103 Get back. NYC subways are the world's most unpredictable creatures. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
1104 It’s a nice day. Let’s just walk. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
1105 These two should have never met " 1.3571 0.04260 182 126 47 9
1106 I'm not sure, but I think they're pre-coronavirus artifacts. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
1107 "Don't worry-they're harmless once they lose their revenue stream." 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1108 Let's take our chances with the headhunters 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1109 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1110 I thought we were looking for a lost airplane 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1111 So long as we keep moving our feet, the Fitbit won't know the difference. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1112 They don’t mate in captivity. 1.3556 0.04215 180 124 48 8
1113 Life, uh, finds a way. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1114 We’ve finally found it. The legendary Free Transfer. 1.3556 0.04288 180 125 46 9
1115 We're the first to discover a Temporate Train Forest" 1.3556 0.04568 180 128 38 13
1116 Talk About Going Off The Rails 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1117 See... just like I said. You owe me $50, bucks! 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1118 Shut up, Janice! They're trying to mate. 1.3556 0.04178 180 129 41 10
1119 This is where they hide the fast ones. 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1120 I know what the #2 one is for, but the “A” has me confused... 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1121 If that brown bear is riding again then let's move to a different car. 1.3556 0.04500 180 128 40 12
1122 I told you we were off track. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1123 Shhh. If you spook them we’ll never get home. 1.3556 0.04500 180 130 37 13
1124 So this is why they're always late 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1125 These must be their gods - they would fit in the tunnel-like tombs we found 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1126 These aren't local. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
1127 Quiet. We don't want to disturb their nest. 1.3539 0.04461 178 126 41 11
1128 OMG, the trains that never returned! 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1129 Mmm, two trains diverged in a yellow wood. This MUST be the road not taken. 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
1130 I was wondering if we had gotten off track. 1.3539 0.04242 178 123 47 8
1131 I think they want to take us to their village. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1132 Let’s take the local and enjoy our surroundings. 1.3539 0.04461 178 126 41 11
1133 Kind of takes the wild out of wilderness. 1.3539 0.04389 178 125 43 10
1134 I' take it you weren't aware that the A train starts in Madagascar. 1.3539 0.04461 178 125 41 11
1135 I believe that we take the A Train. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1136 Suddenly I am a fan of Duke Ellington's. Let's take the A train. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1137 How did we end up in the Amazon Train Forrest?? 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1138 I think it's time we talked about getting a car. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
1139 It was impossible to have them breed in captivity 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1140 It looks like we're out of the woods. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
1141 Another fare hike. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1142 Ah ha! Just the metaphor I’ve been searching for! Gerard, you and I have reached the end of the line! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1143 They're far more interesting in the wild than the trained ones. 1.3539 0.04389 178 125 43 10
1144 They say these transported groups of more than two. At least we know better in 2120. 1.3539 0.04532 178 126 39 12
1145 My friends back in Manhattan are never going to believe this. 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1146 We have definitely taken the route less travelled. 1.3539 0.04167 178 122 49 7
1147 Why did your parents decide to live here? 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1148 I think we've just walked into a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
1149 They must be here for wilderness training. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1150 I thought the guide said this is where the locals hike. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1151 Hmm. Two subway cars diverged in the woods. Let’s take the one less taken. It will make all the difference. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1152 I like what nature's doing to Harlem. 1.3539 0.04167 178 122 49 7
1153 Shouldn't the cars be ten feet apart? 1.3539 0.04389 178 127 40 11
1154 Oddly enough, I think they want us to be tracking them 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1155 Any sudden moves will scare them away. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
1156 I've never seen a Nwe Yorker joke in the wild before. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1157 Well, they obviously don't belong here, but look at us. Who are we to judge? 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 11
1158 Finally! My train of thought! 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
1159 No, we’re clearly on the wrong track. 1.3523 0.04154 176 123 45 8
1160 And you thought 'I' was off track. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
1161 They finally extended the subway lines. 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
1162 2 A or not 2 A? That is the question. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1163 I knew someday they’d put a Subway out here. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1164 Back before 2020 crowded strangers touched each other in those things. 1.3506 0.04669 174 125 35 13
1165 They're not 6 feet apart. Not good. 1.3506 0.03806 174 123 36 7
1166 You idiot! I said elephant graveyard, not elevated. 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
1167 Very funny, Duke Ellington! 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1168 We came to experience the outdoors, let’s wait for the pony express. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
1169 Far out! 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
1170 I'm still not sure this is the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
1171 I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure that's the third time we've passed these trains. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
1172 They're loaded with PPEs, Guv. We just need a little help from the Feds on infrastructure and distribution. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1173 See, Harry, we are not the only ones here trying to get the relationship on track. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1174 They're off the beaten track 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1175 Yeah, but there's still never a taxi around when you want one. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1176 Be quiet or they'll charge...even more. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1177 Thank God there are two. I just couldn't stand another minute with you. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
1178 Anything on the map about taking the A train? 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1179 Hiking isn't what it used to be 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1180 The trains are returning to their natural habitat. Earth is healing. 1.3488 0.04984 172 129 26 17
1181 I thought there were supposed to be cabins! 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 33 11
1182 Stand still. Their vision is based on movement. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1183 The MTA has turned this place into a jungle. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
1184 Didn't somebody say "take the A train"? 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1185 They're so majestic in their natural habitat. I told you they didn't belong in the asphalt jungle! 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1186 We've finally found them. The subway cars Bill de Blasio was talking about. 1.3488 0.04916 172 129 25 17
1187 So this is where they put them after Corona 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1188 You're a little off the beaten track, aren't you? 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1189 Yes, people used to ride in these things in order to go to work in buildings together before the Great Pandemic of 2020. 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
1190 You did promise we would go off the beaten track. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
1191 Shouldn’t they be underground? 1.3488 0.03827 172 125 34 8
1192 Wow! The A train is running faster than usual. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
1193 Please accept these 30-day Unlimited MTA Cards as a peace offering 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
1194 Careful, early morning commuters can be very cranky. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1195 Let's take the A, the one less traveled by. We can keep the 2 for another day. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1196 I always wanted to take the A Train to the end.... 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1197 Shhh. They're sleeping. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
1198 Spread your arms like wings to assert dominance. These ancient beasts are slow to move, but quick to stop in their tracks. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1199 How'd we end up on the West Side? 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1200 They’re usually teeming with creatures. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1201 We won't find any intelligent life here. 1.3471 0.03756 170 121 43 6
1202 Is this what Duke Ellington meant? 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1203 It finally sinks in for Jerry that Susan wants to visit New York this year for their anniversary. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1204 Well, that's enough hikng for one day. Let's go home. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1205 Before the virus, riding these was considered 'civic-minded.' 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
1206 Civilization just ain't what it used to be. 1.3471 0.04235 170 123 38 9
1207 I wonder if Duke ever took it this far north? 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1208 Another invasive species! 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1209 Look, even the trains are tired of being sheltered in the city. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1210 This doesn’t look like the Columbus Circle transfer! 1.3459 0.04184 159 108 47 4
1211 Per Professor Ellington's instructions, we'll collect the one on the right. 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1212 This is where we transfer for the city jungle. 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
1213 Definitely the end of the line 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1214 It looks like the end of the line for us. 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1215 They make great tiny homes for forest gnomes. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1216 Last stop 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1217 I am starting to think we should have taken into account how far the train is when we decided to pick the cheaper apartment. 1.3452 0.04994 168 126 26 16
1218 Legends say primitive man used these as bathrooms. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1219 But that singing guy on the 2 always makes me feel awkward. Let's just wait for the 4. 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1220 When they said "Take the A train" I don't think this is what they meant. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1221 Wow! A retirement village! 1.3452 0.04546 168 122 34 11
1222 Perfectly preserved specimens of pre-covid urban transportation - incredible! 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
1223 What happened to the "Eh" train to Canada ?? 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 34 11
1224 Looks like none of the trains are running. Let’s walk. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1225 These are NYC subways ... welcome to the jungle. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1226 This must be were they train them 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1227 Ah, Wakefield and 241st, just as I remember it. 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1228 ...but the best part about recycling them as outhouses is that they can each handle an entire group of hikers at once. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1229 Must be the local. 1.3452 0.04135 168 115 48 5
1230 Mom thought I'd be homesick for the city, so she sent these. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1231 Our backpacks could be subject to random inspection. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1232 As I suspected — they took the A Train! 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1233 The app says to stand clear of their closing doors. 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1234 Hey, wasn't there something like this in 'Planet of the Apes'? 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1235 Stand absolutely still. It can't charge you unless you swipe your fare card. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1236 I’m guessing this is the Forest Hills stop. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1237 If we had taken the express, we'd have been here by now. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1238 They sure missed the quickest way to Harlem. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1239 I'm taking the train less traveled on... 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1240 Lexington, I presume. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1241 And nine months later a Second Avenue train will be delivered. 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
1242 Should we say something? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1243 Aaah! Thank goodness it's in English! 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1244 Now I know why it says, “Next car delayed indefinitely”. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1245 And we came here to get away from it all! 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1246 Let’s take the one less travelled. 1.3452 0.03959 168 119 41 6
1247 Here is where we split. I’m headed up to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1248 Let’s flip a coin. Remember, we’re here for the journey, not the destination. 1.3452 0.04178 168 120 38 8
1249 So now we know where they took the A train. 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
1250 New York has really returned to nature. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1251 Herb, beware this walking stick if you start whistling "Take the A Train." 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1252 Well, this is completely off the rails!" - "Don't worry darling, they're metrosexual" 1.3450 0.04567 171 125 34 12
1253 They always return to their ceremonial homeland to die. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1254 Of course, we should take the A Train. 1.3434 0.04417 166 117 41 8
1255 A 2, Brute. 1.3434 0.05035 166 124 25 16
1256 So much for quarantining in the woods. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1257 But they are surprisingly easy to track. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1258 We can only imagine what it must have been like to enjoy close human contact! 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1259 They still aren't six feet apart. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1260 Build it and they will come...I hope not. 1.3434 0.04658 166 119 34 11
1261 This wasn't what I meant when I said we should train. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1262 Oh my god, I think they see us. I knew we should’ve gotten the camouflage paint job. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1263 Looks like New York has had it with Stay-at-Home" 1.3434 0.04812 166 121 31 13
1264 I swear we already passed this. 1.3434 0.04658 166 116 35 11
1265 Looks like switching trouble again. 1.3434 0.04333 166 116 43 7
1266 Sic transit Gloria 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1267 Remember, we must never step foot on the third trail. 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1268 It's A train! And another train, 2! 1.3434 0.04498 166 115 33 9
1269 If this is their natural environment, it would explain why they seldom appear in the city? 1.3434 0.04333 166 118 40 8
1270 Duke Ellington was right. Let's take the A train. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1271 I don't care how fast it is I don't want to go to Harlem. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1272 At last - a ride back to Harlem 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1273 Yes, I believe they were called virus incubators. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1274 Did you remember to bring the Metro cards? 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1275 I say, let’s take the A Train. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1276 We’re all scared, but you must return to work. 1.3432 0.04200 169 117 46 6
1277 Shhh, honey...look! It's the elusive A Local tending to it's young! 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1278 We found it! The final resting place of Duke Ellington ... 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1279 We must be more lost than I realized. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1280 But when you want one, you have to wait for hours. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1281 Finally! Hey, you remembered to bring your metrocard, right? 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1282 The ancient myth’s true, there was an A train before the catastrophe 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1283 These are from the era when society collapsed because of Facebook. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1284 And yet, still uriney. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1285 A rare glimpse of the quiet car in its natural habitat 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1286 Oh, I thought we were farther east. 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
1287 Keep your eyes peeled, we'll need to mind the gap. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1288 I told you we could take either one. 1.3418 0.04558 158 111 38 8
1289 Only in a New Yorker cartoon... 1.3418 0.04981 158 115 28 13
1290 Don't get closer, they get protective of their young 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
1291 Careful, they may look friendly but the are notoriously late. 1.3418 0.04602 158 117 29 11
1292 I like what they’ve done with Fulton Street 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1293 I think that we are at the end of the line 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1294 Like I said, all you have to do is follow the tracks. 1.3418 0.04469 158 110 40 7
1295 I thought the A train terminated in Brooklyn. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1296 We have stumbled upon the long lost breeding grounds of trolley cars. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1297 and you made us pay for a taxi 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
1298 And here we see the Alpha rail initiating the mating ritual. 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
1299 First they get WiFi, now they’re into hiking. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1300 Our story begins in the year 2019... 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1301 Should we head uptown? 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
1302 Percy! We found the Lost City of NYZ! 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1303 Looks like we've found a couple of runaways 1.3415 0.04448 164 116 40 8
1304 It's such a hike to get to our station. 1.3415 0.04276 164 113 44 6
1305 Did you mean we've reached the end of the line metaphorically or transit wise? 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1306 The "A" Train! We'll be home in no time! 1.3415 0.04772 164 119 32 12
1307 I told you the A line was a bit out of the way 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1308 I think retired conductors old age home. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1309 This gives tracking a whole new meaning 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1310 I do believe they loaded the wrong background in the simulation. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1311 So, we got them here. Now what, Einstein? 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1312 Which one's our Airbnb? 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 11
1313 There should be a newsstand around here somewhere. 1.3395 0.04349 162 112 38 8
1314 I've never seen them in their unnatural habitat. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1315 And these are transportation devices circa 2019. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1316 Now we're really lost. Should have just waited for the N train at the last wildebeest crossing. 1.3395 0.04647 162 118 32 11
1317 I heard the “Q” has gone extinct. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1318 I guess they had to move fast on the Rails to Trails conversion. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1319 I think it's the Overground Railroad. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1320 They’ve been furloughed. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1321 We call these the tombs of the Unknown Straphangers. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1322 What does it mean?" "I don't know, but I feel nostalgic and angry. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1323 I thought this was an urban myth. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1324 How unusual. No graffiti! 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1325 Can the Duke be far? 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1326 Shouldn't the choice be between A and B or 1 and 2? 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1327 Yes, there used to be a thriving city here. Then someone invented a firm, comfortable pillow and they just never woke up. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1328 We could have commuted to the wilderness? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1329 Someone has really gone off the rails here! 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1330 This commute is a bit of a hike. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1331 Ah, the trams' graveyard. The elephants must be nearby. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1332 I guess it's a test for the green line. 1.3375 0.04511 160 116 34 9
1333 Bagels can't be too far behind. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1334 Turns out my horoscope was right. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1335 You're sure this is their natural habitat? 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1336 So the fabled A train is no myth after all. 1.3354 0.04544 158 114 32 9
1337 'They're really letting these stations go to the weeds!' 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1338 Charley, look, Thomas Train’s sad urban cousins. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1339 Don't show fear. Avoid eye contact and for God's sake, don't look at your watch. As long as they believe a train ahead of them is stuck in the tunnel, they won't charge. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1340 And apparently they would gather on these things in large groups and travel together. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1341 It’s their mating season. 1.3354 0.04544 158 114 34 9
1342 Rumor has it that it's been delayed for years! 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1343 I think we've learned what Charlie's fate was. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1344 They're retired from the concrete jungle. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1345 The A train will take us directly to that island once called Manhattan. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1346 The subway would have been much cheaper than the taxi! 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1347 Outside of their native Fulton Street station, these two never meet up like this. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1348 They like to get out of the city every once in a while. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1349 The MTA Graveyard! I thought it was a myth! 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1350 I guess it's not 2 B. 1.3354 0.04886 158 115 29 12
1351 I’ve heard they were used for mass transit before the pandemic. 1.3354 0.04588 158 115 32 9
1352 Honey, don't be silly. You never get into an empty subway car. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1353 I'm gonna take the express from here. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1354 They were used as transportation devices before the pandemic. 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1355 Wow! After collecting those, I'll have a full set. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1356 Well, we've arrived at Flatbush I presume. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1357 Well, looks like we've come to the end of the line. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1358 I would suggest we take the A-Train, but I hate jazz. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1359 What you say, Duke? Should we take the A Train? 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1360 I've never seen them in their natural habitat before. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1361 Well yes, it's quite unusual, but they mate for life. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1362 Remember when we used to let perfect strangers breathe on us on the way to work? 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1363 Thanks, DeBlasio 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1364 Duke Ellington Orchestra National Park Pullman Car Rest Area 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1365 Remember when they were reporting coyotes on empty streets in San Francisco? 1.3333 0.04578 156 118 26 11
1366 Urban sprawl has really gotten out of control. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1367 I guess the city got to them too 1.3333 0.04504 150 107 35 7
1368 So this is the Bronx. 1.3333 0.04298 156 109 42 5
1369 If I'm not mistaken, that's a breeding pair. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1370 Is this our 'Planet of the Apes' moment? 1.3333 0.04403 150 107 37 6
1371 You thing this is what they meant by "trackless wilderness?" 1.3333 0.04403 150 105 40 5
1372 AHA! The runway trains! 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1373 I didn’t realize the A train went to forest hills. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1374 See, I told you, this is how some subway cars escape the quarantine. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1375 You got tokens? 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1376 I'm so glad we reserved this spot before the humans. Suckers. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1377 Does it really matter at this point whether either of them are express or local? 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1378 Remind me to update my MYmta app. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1379 Looks like they went off the rails.. 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1380 Just back away slowly and make sure not to make eye contact. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1381 Always take the A Train 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1382 Is it my imagination or have Porta-Potties gotten bigger? 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1383 These transfers have really gotten out of hand. 1.3333 0.04393 156 113 36 7
1384 We’re definitely lost. These are both express trains. Where the hell is a local when you need one? 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1385 Be careful... you never know when they'll start moving again. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1386 I'm with "The Duke." Cotton Club here we come. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1387 I'm pretty sure we mistimed our drugs. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1388 This is what happens when you try to fill in with gig workers 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1389 Yeah, but it's three minutes late. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1390 Coming or going 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1391 Many believe they were powered by human sacrifice. 1.3333 0.04578 156 109 35 7
1392 Thanks to COVID, the subway has returned to its natural habitat. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1393 Just how long has 'shelter in place' been going on, anyway? 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1394 Don't disturb them. They're in the middle of their courting ritual. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1395 So much for finding toilet paper." 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1396 With everyone on lockdown, the trains are finally returning to the wild. The Earth is healing. We are the virus. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1397 Eureka! We've discovered the long-lost Atrainus Rex. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1398 Wow, they finally extended the subway to Staten Island. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1399 That's the best service I've ever seen. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1400 I told you it was a training hike. 1.3333 0.04440 156 113 35 8
1401 It is amazing what you’ll see when you follow tracks in the woods. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1402 Let’s take the local, The A train is always a jungle 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1403 If our transfers are still good, we can get to Idlewild. 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1404 The male seems calmer now... 1.3333 0.04298 156 109 42 5
1405 Told ya getting that connection from JFK to Wakefield is a bitch. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1406 I can't believe the subway comes all the way out here. I always get off at 42nd St. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1407 Naw, you take the A Train. I've got a ticket to the Dodgers game at Ebbets Field here in Flatbush. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1408 please tell me you have your transit card 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1409 These weekend service changes are out of control. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1410 Or maybe don't take the A Train. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1411 And I thought it was just us who wanted to get off the beaten track. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1412 We found it! The lost land of Manhattan.... 1.3333 0.04667 156 112 34 9
1413 I told you...scat is useful, but tracks are foolproof. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1414 I think we should follow Duke Ellington's advice! 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1415 I thought the BMT and the IRT met in the Bronx. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1416 It’s the end of the line for the A Train. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1417 Come on, we've gone this far. It would be cheating. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1418 Yes, it was part of the ancient manor of transporting people and viruses all over the city. 1.3333 0.04698 150 103 34 7
1419 Before the Corona virus, this was the 59th Street station. 1.3333 0.04393 156 108 39 6
1420 Hmmm, I thought the only place to make that transfer was at Times Square... 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1421 Two trains diverged in the woods... 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1422 I’m pretty sure Duke Ellington did not mean they should “Take the A Train” HERE. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1423 This is where baby trains are made. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1424 Someone has taken the E train! 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1425 Eureka! We've discovered the end of the line. 1.3333 0.04623 156 115 31 10
1426 Room doesn't look a thing like the photo but this is the location according to the Airbnb directions. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1427 So. This is Harlem. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1428 Can you blame them? You can’t get six feet away from anyone in those stations. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1429 I wonder which one is the express train? 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1430 When they said the A train derailed, that was an understatement. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1431 Remember them? 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1432 If the quiet car fails in the forest, does it make a sound? 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1433 Year of 3020. "The wall paintings inside those suggest we found places of religious worship. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1434 Quiet, don't startle them. They only congregate here and Columbus Circle 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1435 Be careful until we know why they're smiling. 1.3333 0.04393 156 107 36 6
1436 I guess New York really is "a jungle out there". 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1437 Yes, but just think what we're saving in rent. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1438 Well, we could take the A up the East Side or the 2 up the West Side or just grab a vine like we usually do. 1.3333 0.04393 156 110 40 6
1439 Whew. 6 months off the grid...never again. Restaurant reservations tonight are going to be a killer. 1.3333 0.04300 150 103 42 4
1440 They're from before Covid turned Manhattan into national park. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1441 So that’s what they mean by urban jungle! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1442 The reason I brought you way out here, dearest, is to tell you that for us, this is the end of the line. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1443 Shoot. The trail map said this would get us to the Green Line. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1444 Hope there isn't anyone who fell asleep on these. 1.3333 0.04195 150 100 38 4
1445 Guess it wasn't a misprint after all. This is a hiking train. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 30 9
1446 I get the social-distancing part, but where are the tracks?" 1.3333 0.04403 150 105 40 5
1447 I've heard about these new pop-up restaurants. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1448 This explains the garbled voices. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1449 Careful. Never trust an empty subway car. 1.3312 0.04177 154 112 35 6
1450 While most subway trains have been captured and forced to be the workhorses of human public transit, a rare few can still be observed in their natural habitat. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1451 Wow! We found pre-COVID-19 New York 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 7
1452 Finally, after all this searching, a good sign - the Holy Rail must be close by.. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1453 So this is how city folk quarantine themselves. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1454 Look — an A train and a 2 train next to one another! We must be close to Fulton Street. If we head west from here, we should be able to reach ancient New York's holiest site before sundown, a magnificent temple complex they called "The Oculus." 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1455 We were closer to Chattanooga than I thought. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1456 Your place or mine? 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1457 Ah, the ancient "public transportation" vehicles. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1458 Was it supposed to be six feet apart? 1.3312 0.04327 154 108 40 5
1459 You're right. The nearest station is quite a hike. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1460 They weren't kidding when they said there was a delay on the A train. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1461 This resulted from Cuomo and De Blasio not agreeing on Central Park maintenance. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1462 We must be well above 14th Street 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1463 I'm never using air bnb again. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1464 These weekend service changes are getting out of hand. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1465 Oh look! It's where subway cars go to die! 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1466 Perfect. You don't like tents, and I can't stand tiny houses. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1467 This is what we've been training for. 1.3312 0.04792 154 112 31 10
1468 I know we planned on hiking for a couple more days, but maybe there will be open seats if we get on now. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1469 ...because I feel that living with you is bringing me down. And I have a ticket. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1470 Duke Ellington can bite me. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1471 Now that the governor considers the subway a health hazard, NYC has upcycled the train cars into luxury housing 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1472 This is not what I expected when the said "All the comforts of home". 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1473 Well the #2 is less traveled.... 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1474 We're 100 yards from our apartment and you're already seeing a mirage? Your knees are fine, Rob. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1475 Careful—never get between a mama train and her uptown local. 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1476 Two subway lines diverged in a yellow wood...we took the #2 back to Brooklyn and that made all the difference. 1.3312 0.04126 154 111 32 7
1477 Shh, look, there’s a momma train with her young coach. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1478 Check the map. This should be 59th Street. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1479 Well, it's a good thing we're equipped for the crosstown hike. 1.3312 0.04126 154 117 28 7
1480 I told you there was no need to pay for Uber. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 26 10
1481 BMT/IRT interspecies affection – This will go viral! 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1482 So "this train is going out of service' announcement now makes sense. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1483 Before the virus, the flood, the locusts and the frogs, this was a subway station 1.3312 0.04703 154 111 33 9
1484 Are we sure we want to go that deep into the wilderness? 1.3312 0.04703 154 114 30 10
1485 I guess this is what they must mean by “Going off the rails.” 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1486 We'll be fine. Just stand clear of the closing doors and don’t look any locals in the eyes. 1.3312 0.04792 154 112 30 10
1487 Ok, be calm. They say it's unpredictable. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1488 Option 1, we replenish our food and water with 2 buses full of kids or option 2”... “Option 2” 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1489 Sleeper cars! Better give 'em a wide berth. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1490 I've always heard about the subway train graveyard, but thought it was a myth 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1491 This explains those tracks we saw. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1492 What! No Limo? 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1493 If we don't stare into the headlamps and slowly back away, the feral rail cars will not try to run us down. 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
1494 I guess this makes us Harlem Globetrotters. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1495 Actually cleaner than what I remember. 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
1496 The local is safe. Watch out for the express. 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
1497 Be wary, they are old, temperamental, slow to move, but can easily go off the rails. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1498 From here we take the pony express. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1499 I’ve waited for these all my life and here they are. 1.3311 0.04925 148 111 26 11
1500 When I said I wanted a couples retreat, this isn't what I meant. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1501 Let's take the one less traveled by. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1502 What are they staring for..we are almost 3 ft away..God, these humans! 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1503 Ahh, here are the ancient artifacts saved from the B.C. (Before COVID) era! 1.3311 0.04222 148 102 43 3
1504 Those aren't indigenous to this area....They must be off track. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1505 They managed to escape, but they just couldn't survive in this wilderness. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1506 I tracked them all the way from Columbus Circle. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1507 Now I understand why Amtrak's broke. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1508 Looks like this is the end of the line. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1509 No sudden movements. One loud gesture and we'll be delayed another 40 minutes! 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1510 Now, how do we get to Brooklyn? 1.3289 0.04356 152 107 40 5
1511 This is the rare and endangered A train that is featured in song and story. 1.3289 0.04830 152 114 27 11
1512 The sides with moss must point uptown. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1513 I think these fare hikes are a little steep. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 37 6
1514 So this is where the A train goes. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1515 ..Well it looks like we're not the only ones that don't which way we're going! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1516 They were right--Times Square is a real jungle. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1517 Must be the weekend schedule. Usually this is only a local stop. 1.3289 0.04306 152 111 33 7
1518 They must have finally finished the 2nd Avenue Subway 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1519 I thought this place was only frequented by locals. 1.3289 0.04098 152 108 36 5
1520 How much did you pay for that stupid wilderness map? 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1521 The map said both trains run from Narnia to Hoboken 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1522 They must be relics from the pandemic of circa 2020. 1.3289 0.04356 152 107 40 5
1523 Stanley and Stella come across a Street Car named Desire. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 31 9
1524 I knew the A Train went to the burbs. But this is ridiculous! 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1525 Looks like this is their final stop 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1526 This backpack's getting kind of heavy. Let's take the "A" train. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1527 Man, I've waited years to see one of these in the wild. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1528 So that's where they took the A train. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1529 I thought we needed the B train... 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1530 I didn’t know the A train stopped here 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1531 This must have been Brooklyn at one time. 1.3288 0.04570 146 104 36 6
1532 Finally our proof, Greg. The Transit Authority doesn't know if its coming or going. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1533 Upstate needs are not well understood. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1534 It's the long-fabled Catskills transfer station! 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1535 So I guess we know which one the Duke is on. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1536 I told you we should have just taken a cab. 1.3288 0.04570 146 103 36 6
1537 Ancient bathrooms. 1.3288 0.04359 146 106 32 7
1538 Wow, it only took one month of quarantine and they've already taken back the land. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1539 All that bushwhacking just to reach the train to Bushwick? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1540 They look so happy here. I worry about their re-introduction to the wild. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1541 Shhh...They can smell out-of-towners. 1.3288 0.04570 146 104 36 6
1542 Magnificent! These two are rarely seen by humans in the concrete jungle. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1543 If I suggest we sleep in separate cars tonight, are you going to tell me to take a hike? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1544 I thought rolling urinals were the stuff of legend. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1545 After all these years, they finally meet on the same level 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1546 Look, they eloped! 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1547 So this is where all the “rerouted “ lines end up 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1548 I thought they only came out at night. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1549 They used to travel in those things before the Great Pandemic of 2020 wiped most of us out." 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1550 I swear these porta-potties keep getting more complex. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1551 Looks like they ran off-the-tracks together, 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1552 Those vehicles should be at least six feet apart. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1553 It must be a waiting ritual. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1554 They found love in a hopeless place. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1555 Just tell them we'll be moving shortly. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1556 Odd, yes, but I can’t say it won’t be a relief to sit down. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1557 I told you it would wait for us 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1558 Urban sprawl has gotten way out of hand. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1559 I told you subway delays were becoming natural. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1560 I'd say we're off the beaten track. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1561 We're not lost, this must where it all begins. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1562 It’s not often you see subway cars mating in the wild. Let’s leave them alone, after all, they are endangered.” 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1563 If you are waiting for the A train, I suggest a good sleeping bag, a tent, and at least two days worth of food and water. 1.3219 0.04705 146 106 27 9
1564 They were dwellings for an ancient civilization called "New York." 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1565 With the quarantine in effect, it looks like they've finally returned to their natural habitat. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1566 I have heard of elephant grave yards, but I guess that this really is the end of the line. 1.3219 0.04552 146 108 28 8
1567 Or we could Uber, whatever you want. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
1568 Too much fertilizer, I’m sure; the last time I was here they were Mini Coopers! 1.3219 0.04755 146 109 28 9
1569 Careful, they are extremely protective of their young. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1570 May we assume the one with the song about it is the more traveled option? 1.3219 0.04854 146 106 29 9
1571 Dr. Lexington, I presume?" "No, dear -- that would be a 6 train. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1572 Nobody wants to be in the city anymore. Even the trains are trying to get away. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1573 The Ancient New Yorkians used these to breed concubines for the Rat King. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1574 Hold very still. Normally the 2 train and the A train meet at Central Park West. Who knows how they will react to us here outside of their normal mating ground? 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1575 This doesn't look like the quickest way to Harlem, to me. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
1576 Wow! They really went off the rails 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1577 OK We found it-now where are we supposed to take it? 1.3219 0.04340 146 103 39 4
1578 Do you think we should take it? 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1579 I've never seen any in the wild before. Turns out they leave tracks 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1580 Well I guess this is where we part ways. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1581 An entire civilization was derailed here last month 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1582 The landscape sure has changed since we began social distancing. 1.3194 0.04586 144 106 31 7
1583 I think this must have been Brooklyn before the coronavirus hit. 1.3194 0.04586 144 101 34 6
1584 In the old days when people came out of their houses, a whole bunch of them would supposedly cram inside these. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1585 That 2020 quarantine must have been really tough. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1586 Take the A train way up to Harlem 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1587 It's the lost city of El Delayed-o 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 35 5
1588 Huh. That whole ‘concrete jungle’ bit makes sense now 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1589 Does the A train come out this far? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1590 What did you do with our transfers? 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1591 When You Don't Need Them ... They Are Everywhere 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1592 Well, Roll Over Duke Ellington.... 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1593 It is said that these magical vehicles could get you from Times Square to Penn Station in no less than an hour. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1594 Do we want to hike in the north Bronx or Far Rockaway? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1595 Let’s take the one that looks happy 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1596 I never thought we'd catch a train during lush hour. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1597 Tracks? Where we’re going we don’t need tracks! 1.3194 0.04479 144 102 36 5
1598 Five months of deferred maintenance due to the Covid-19 pandemic left Grand Central Terminal nearly unrecognizable. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1599 You were right. This really is the Green Line. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1600 Okay, back away very slowly. They can sense fear. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1601 Don't spook them or we'll lose our free transfer. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1602 Oh my god, they're not wearing masks. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
1603 I am lost and I will die. It's the end of the line. A 2 Brute. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1604 Even the wildlife commutes these days 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1605 That hand sticking out of the ground about a mile back, holding the torch...I wonder if there's a connection. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1606 If nobody is home, I'm stealing their toilet paper! 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1607 Damn, those don't go cross-jungle. Look out for the bus. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1608 Whatever they’re doing here, I’m sure they were supposed to have been doing it fifteen minutes ago. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1609 2A or not two A: That is the question 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1610 Is this all that remains of New York? Yeah, the virus didn't kill them, but they all moved away when Broadway shut down permanently. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1611 When they said urban jungle, I have to admit... 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1612 I was afraid we would walk into a subplot. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1613 What an extraordinary find! Do you realize how rare it is for a Redbird to share its nest with an R-46? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1614 I always wondered where the A train went. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1615 Who ever thought New York City would become Federal Blunders National Park? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1616 I knew I packed spray paint for a reason! 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1617 Keep your distance and the doors will open automatically. 1.3169 0.04284 142 100 39 3
1618 I always wondered what the last stop was for the A train." 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1619 I guess I really hadn't been to the Bronx in a while. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1620 Looks to me this must be what they mean by the Urban Jungle. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1621 Great we can still make the A train! 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1622 Oh yes, legendary. Ancient civilizations wrote songs about it. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1623 Trust me I know where we are 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 29 7
1624 I told you we should've taken the train! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1625 OMG, they really did take the “A” train. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1626 This is where the indigenous tribes stored their live music. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1627 Talk about a train being off the track. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1628 Oh no - more New Yorkers who've escaped the city due to the virus. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1629 Surprisingly, it was on the map. The map was written by Duke Ellington. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1630 Did you bring the subway map? 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1631 I think our expedition is about to encounter delays. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1632 So much for getting back to nature. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1633 I just remembered my train of thought; I want a subway for lunch. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 25 9
1634 The train systems in Europe are a lot easier to navigate 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1635 Oh sure, but they won't go to Staten Island. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1636 No wonder they’re late. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1637 I told you there's no difference between the IND and the IRT! 1.3165 0.04455 139 103 24 7
1638 Manspreaders' camp. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
1639 Observe them in their natural breeding grounds in the wilds of New Jersey. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1640 And I thought we'd strayed off the track! 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
1641 This whole situation could have been avoided if you just would have asked that man for directions. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1642 Careful, just remember they are as confused by you as you are by them. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1643 I told you this was Times Square. Now shave your beard. 1.3154 0.03943 130 93 32 2
1644 Behold! Noah's ark of the quarantine brings them here two by two. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1645 This must be Queens. 1.3139 0.04720 137 103 21 9
1646 Two trains diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both... 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1647 Well, this seems to be the new Penn Station. Now we just need to find AMTRAK. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1648 These artifacts are from the year 1 B.C.—Before Coronavirus. 1.3139 0.04426 137 99 31 5
1649 They say this is how the ancients traveled together before the pandemic... 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1650 Boy, Amazon has their hand in everything lately. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1651 I hear they used to sell very long sandwiches in these. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1652 How charming, Jim! These old trains have been renovated into tiny houses, and you can rent one for a quiet weekend getaway. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
1653 They're on rehab just like us. God bless 'em." 1.3139 0.04426 137 104 25 7
1654 I told you we took a wrong turn on 5th Avenue” 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1655 Did you remember to pack the subway map? 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1656 Since the Pandemic, Columbus Circle has really changed. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1657 We must have reached Manhattan. It’s the only place Line A and Line 2 meet. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1658 They say they rose from the tunnels to die. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1659 They got the idea from trailer parks after the last pandemic. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1660 It has Duke Ellington piped in. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1661 Finally, portapotties...I will take #2 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1662 The hiking book specifically said that trains do not stop here. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1663 Are you SUUURE this is the Appalachian Trail? 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
1664 Supposedly, there used to be a hole in the ground. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1665 Welcome to the tram that time forgot. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1666 This explains so much. 1.3111 0.04518 135 97 34 4
1667 So that's why my train was so late last week. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1668 Are you sure they said to take the A Train? 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1669 I always enjoy going back to nature as long as I take civilization with me. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1670 I was mistaken back there when I thought I smelled a skunk. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1671 We will be moving shortly, there is a train ahead of us. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1672 Who knew they were dating! 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1673 I’m tired already , lets get an Uber instead 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1674 Hard to imagine that these once ruled the earth. 1.3111 0.04872 135 99 28 7
1675 I think we’ve reached the end of the line for the rails to trails network. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1676 .......I hear that one door makes you tall and one door makes you small...... 1.3111 0.04518 135 97 34 4
1677 I guess they DO run on the same line. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1678 Scientists think that before the last pandemic, people used to travel that way. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1679 Well,this has really derailed our camping plans. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1680 "Hiking often leads to many unexpected trains of thought." 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1681 I'll take car A. You take car 2. We'll see who gets nowhere first. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1682 The creators of Jurassic Park are desperate for story ideas. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1683 "Things have really gone off the rails. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1684 Same old, same old, out-of-towners blocking the way. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1685 I always wondered where they came from. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1686 Back in the day these were the popular with the pre-Covids. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1687 Here it it, the origin of the IRT and the IND! 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1688 Manhattan or Maine, you decide. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1689 There they are, Dave. Remnants of the pre-apocalyptic dystopia. 1.3111 0.04757 135 98 30 6
1690 The Livingstone Avenue Line, I presume. 1.3111 0.04984 135 102 22 8
1691 And you thought Greenpoint service was uncultivated. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1692 So they were indeed sent to a farm upstate. Now I just have to find my childhood dog. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1693 I think that’s the Appalachian Train on the right. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1694 You've got to be kidding me! THIS is the famous 'end of the line'? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1695 We’d better pitch our seats before the evening rush. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1696 Even if they do charge us, they’ll always be a minute behind. 1.3111 0.04984 135 96 23 8
1697 NYC subway really does go everywhere.” 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1698 Of course the 4 is delayed. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1699 All I asked for was a break from the city, and where does your little shortcut take us? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1700 Honestly, the condition of the stations weren't much better before social distancing. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
1701 When I asked for a little more civilization, this is not what I meant. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1702 The ninth pandemic was the last straw for the trains. Once they realized only robots were riding, they went on strike. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1703 People used to enter into these things and then try to avoid each other. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1704 A citing like this is incredibly rare. The last time they were seen passing by each other was 59th Street Columbus Circle. But never before have they been spotted together. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1705 If we had picked the correct train first time, we wouldn't have have ended up here. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1706 If I remember my 20th century history classes correctly....People would eat sandwiches inside these. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1707 As they say, welcome to the jungle. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1708 Sometimes life goes off track. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1709 I told you it would be faster to wait for the express 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1710 They must have quarantined for decades! 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1711 Actually, I was expecting elephants. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1712 It's as if they knew we were hiking to Harlem. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1713 Like the 'Duke' said, let's take the A train" 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
1714 OH look Frank, they are trying to hook up. 1.3083 0.04551 133 95 33 4
1715 Oh great, we forgot to bring our masks. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1716 I love Brooklyn! 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1717 The locals appear to be friendly. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1718 Ted, when I agreed to try on these AR glasses, I didn’t expect to be reminded of my daily commute. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
1719 Shh, they can sense people's need to be on time. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1720 There's the Trump answer to virgin forest. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1721 Two trains diverged in the woods, and I - I took the one less traveled by. 1.3060 0.04523 134 98 26 6
1722 Wow! At one time you COULD change from the 2 to the A! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1723 Do you think they might have toilet paper? 1.3060 0.04881 134 102 24 8
1724 Did you bring enough tokens ? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1725 Express or local? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1726 If the virus doesn't get us, the exhaust fumes will! 1.3060 0.04134 134 99 31 4
1727 It's the legendary 2020 plague cars, missing for ages. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1728 This must be California's bullet train to nowhere. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1729 MTA is looking for passengers anywhere it can find them. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1730 They are very elusive, they are never there when you want them. We're lucky we managed to see one. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1731 Of course it makes a difference! The A train is less traveled by. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1732 I told you they would find us. 1.3060 0.04523 134 97 33 4
1733 no wonder we missed our train 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1734 It's going to be a hell of a ride 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1735 I had a feeling we’d find them here...He told me he loved her caboose. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1736 We found it - the sacred MTA mating site! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1737 Apparently we would have ended up here anyway. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1738 Duke Ellington was here. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1739 We’re just in time. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1740 Could you stop saying it's an INTO THIN AIR setup? 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1741 See, this is where the Subway Cars are mating. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1742 Oh yeah, that’s what’s we used to complain about. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1743 Now, that's what I call off the rails open defiance of social distancing. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1744 I don't think the 2 or the A stopped here. 1.3060 0.04523 134 97 33 4
1745 So, this is where Duke Ellington left the A-train! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1746 Maybe too much time together derailed their relationship 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1747 Something tells me we’ve gotten off track. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1748 Funny, I'd always assumed their mating ground was an urban legend. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1749 They say it's a jungle out there. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1750 Be careful. They’re very protective of their conductors”! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1751 Careful, one of the worst things you can is run for it. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1752 Look! some leftovers from the Millenial Era. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1753 Check both for t.p. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1754 I think we took a wrong turn at Lexington and 5th 1.3053 0.04953 131 97 26 7
1755 Great! Now our picnic is ruined. This is not what I meant when we ordered 2 Subways to go! 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1756 No, Bob, I’m not sleeping in a metro car. This is not what I meant by “glamping.” 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1757 The trains look so relaxed out here, don't they? 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1758 This must be Clarksville. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1759 Isn't it cute how they huddle together in the wild? 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1760 This one is the Alpha Tranis, unseen since the Jazz Age. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1761 Kind of reminds of me of the good old days when we worried about getting Lyme disease 1.3053 0.04710 131 98 27 6
1762 Do you think they know we’ve had a cure for ten years now? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1763 I thought you said trail, not train. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1764 Are you sure that this is the right spot ? I thought that we wanted to B1 with nature. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1765 It would be nice if these terminals were just a little closer to home. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1766 They've abandoned their tracks and now operate via an interconnected system of roots 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1767 First, RV's; then, motor homes; and now, this. Sad! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1768 As long as there's a toilet... 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1769 Do you smell sardines? 1.3053 0.04584 131 91 31 4
1770 They're going to their weekend home. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1771 I didn't know you could transfer here 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1772 Yep, Spike Lee is shooting again. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1773 Excuse me, can you point us to the locals? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1774 I blame the economy. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1775 I am sure that all the seats are already taken. 1.3037 0.04850 135 100 27 7
1776 Well, it was worth the long, hard trek to get here.... so that’s what commuter train cars looked like! Remember - way back, before the days of social distancing? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1777 The guidebook didn't mention this was the end of the line. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1778 Looks like this is the end of the line for us. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1779 Way back in 2020, crowding in these ancient cars may have caused a pandemic in NYC. 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1780 We must have been gone longer than we thought. 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1781 Ohhhh my gosh! All this time I thought the A train was a figment of Duke Ellington’s mind. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1782 If you sneak up just so, without their being aware, you may hear them go "Clang, Clang, Clang ..." 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1783 Wow, we must be way up in Harlem! 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1784 I just wish "2B" was an option. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1785 Ten bucks they’re filled with left socks. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1786 I hear they're endangered. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1787 Funny how even out here in the wilderness, it's the same old smell. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1788 I say we wait for the express. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1789 The Amazon Line. Finally! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1790 When they mate in the wild, the offspring often come on time. 1.3023 0.04873 129 93 27 6
1791 Thank God I'm so sick of hiking! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1792 I still can't believe how cheap these new campers were. 1.3023 0.04348 129 92 35 2
1793 It may be faster if we walk home. 1.3023 0.05116 129 96 23 8
1794 We'll only be able to carry one. We should probably take the "A" train. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1795 They’re so rarely seen in the wild! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1796 I do believe we have found the common source of the A and 2 lines!" 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1797 It's a beautiful day to be above ground 1.3023 0.04683 129 97 22 7
1798 Remember those “pre-distancing” rides? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1799 I think we’re lost. We too have gotten off the beaten track. 1.3023 0.04810 129 98 24 7
1800 I told you our new place would be quite a hike to the closest station. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1801 Would you rather they hung out in the subway with nothing to do? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1802 The New Green Deal has it’s pluses. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1803 My Grandparents said crowds of people would ride on them underground. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1804 So that’s where the A train ended up..... In Central Park with the number 2 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1805 This isn't your father's safari. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1806 Look like we split up here then. 1.3023 0.04417 129 95 30 4
1807 They don’t call it the Urban Jungle for nothing. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1808 I think we're on the right track. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1809 I hope that there's no one in there still waiting for transfers. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1810 It happened so fast. I actually remember riding in one of these things... 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1811 Look, nature has returned to the financial district. How magical! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1812 The cannibus community garden was a good idea, but I think its getting out of hand. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1813 These are the rail cars that didn't qualify for 'offshore reef ' status 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1814 It seems that our time together has reached the end of the line. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1815 I do this for the flora and the fauna, but a taco truck kind of hits the spot right now. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1816 Or not 2B, Bill. 'Tis nobler in the mind to take a cab. 1.3023 0.04873 129 94 27 6
1817 Don't get too close, and whatever you do, stand clear of the closing doors. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1818 We have discovered the ancient ruins of the concrete jungle! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1819 Please tell me you remembered the A train spray. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1820 I'm pretty sure "A" is for women. 1.3023 0.04552 129 95 26 5
1821 I thought the A Train went uptown. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1822 It is amazing to see them in the wild and not trapped on rails. 1.3023 0.04552 129 96 28 5
1823 Typical. You spend twenty years looking for the lost train of Zebali and then two come along at once. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1824 What if it's a secret government program that they don't want anybody to know about? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1825 After a month of quarantine the subway carts have returned to their natural habitat... the Earth is healing. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1826 We must have reached Columbus Circle. 1.3023 0.04618 129 93 30 4
1827 If the coronavirus shutdown ever ends, it's going to take a while to get the system running again. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1828 I think it's telling us there is a sandwich shop around the next bend. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1829 But we'd get the same views AND be in the hot tub by 5! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1830 We have to approach slowly, they're a bit skittish in the wild. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1831 Should we make a fire first or go to Queens? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1832 See, I told you this was how we get to Harlem. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1833 Well, it looks like we’ve reached the end of our rails to trails hike. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1834 Who is the artist again? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1835 Take the one less traveled by; that'll make all the difference. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1836 Livingston Station, I presume? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1837 Looks like they took the A train just a little too far. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1838 Can you believe they used to ride these things? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1839 Something’s telling me I should take the ‘A’ train. 1.3023 0.04485 129 94 30 4
1840 Shhhh! We can't disturb the mating ritual of these rare creatures. 1.3023 0.04485 129 93 33 3
1841 I was about to say 'There's nothing like being out in the middle of nowhere!' 1.3023 0.05116 129 100 20 9
1842 Subway distancing 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1843 Do you remember which train we took to get here? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1844 Shhh, they spook easily in the light. 1.3023 0.04873 129 98 24 7
1845 I'm going to catch the A Train. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1846 They really are majestic when they’re not running. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1847 Finally, concrete evidence that people could once transfer from the 2 train to the A train 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1848 Don't make any sudden movements, their eyesight is bad but they can smell fear. 1.3023 0.04485 129 93 33 3
1849 I told you this was off the beaten PATH! 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1850 Manhattan, not Mayan. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1851 Such a rare sight to see the 2 make a connection with the A! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1852 And here we witness the symbiotic relationship between IND and INT stock in the wild. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1853 These are nothing special. I had hoped to see a G. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1854 Let's do and say we didn't 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1855 The subway has never been so quiet as it is right now. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1856 Little did they know, they'd happened upon the most dangerous environment of them all 1.3023 0.04873 129 97 24 7
1857 Has to be a Mirage. Can only transfer from the A to the 2 by the tunnels at 14th and 34th Streets. 1.3023 0.04873 129 99 23 7
1858 Amazing - I've never seen one in their natural habitat. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1859 In 2020 BC this is how the people got around. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1860 Looks like we've made it to the rail trail. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1861 Next stop Woods side. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1862 Now that's what they call an urban jungle. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1863 We need the other direction. 1.3008 0.04608 123 90 27 4
1864 Why am I hearing a Billy Strayhorn tune in my head? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1865 Does this count as being "out of the woods"? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1866 We should have trained for this. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
1867 I guess there'll be no quick way to Harlem. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1868 Two train cars diverged in a wood, and I— an English teacher and hiking enthusiast, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. 1.3000 0.05311 130 100 19 10
1869 I thought we were upstate. 1.3000 0.04523 130 94 27 5
1870 Wow it's a lesser spotted rush hour train. 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1871 The train! The train! 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1872 We’re finally here, after all those stops and delays. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1873 We got back on track! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1874 Are you sure that's the quickest way to Harlem? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1875 Let's ask if they have WiFi. 1.2992 0.04784 127 93 28 5
1876 Thank god! I thought we'd never find a way out. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1877 I suppose we should take the A train? 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1878 Crazy tourists these days! They just want adventures off the beaten tracks. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1879 It’s Duke Ellington’s summer home. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1880 This must be why I spotted some AirPod droppings earlier. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1881 As long as we look like we're in a rush, they'll be delayed. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1882 I tell you, Jack Kerouac is rolling over. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1883 End of the line. Which one’s the bar car? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1884 There’s always another train following 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1885 Damn it! We needed the C train. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1886 When they said New York was a concrete jungle, I was not expecting this. 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1887 Northbound 2 and A trains are skipping all stops. For uptown service, take a hike. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1888 So this is where they send them to die. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1889 Build it, and they will come. 1.2992 0.05039 127 95 24 7
1890 This must be the infamous NYC subway cars graveyard. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1891 So where’s the funicular? This looks like the Sugar Hill graveyard. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 27 5
1892 So this is why the campsite said, 'tokens only'. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1893 I had no idea the full extent of social distancing! 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1894 The subway has been abandoned since Covid. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1895 The re-wilding of Grand Central Station during lockdown had a historic impact on commuter fashion. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1896 When the Duke said, "Take the A Train," I didn't know he meant to do this. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1897 At last we've found the subway cars' graveyard but how they get here remains a mystery. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1898 One of the unexpected benefits of the lockdown. All tracks have now a hi-line quality to them. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1899 We've either stumbled on an RV graveyard, or campers who are not observing social distancing. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1900 Think we can get a lift home? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1901 What I wouldn't do for a five-dollar footlong right about now... 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1902 They should be back in service by Easter. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1903 People used to hide here when they didn’t want to go somewhere 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1904 You told me we came to the country to get away from all this! 1.2992 0.04375 127 93 24 5
1905 This is the best park-and-ride program you could find? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1906 Cuomo says they'll re-evaluate in two weeks. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1907 Didn't realize Inwood Street was so literal. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1908 This looks like a good place to do needle drugs and have unprotected sex. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1909 I understand they were sent from the New York City Transit Authority where they aren't needed right now. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1910 Do you think someone found out we weren’t home? 1.2960 0.04823 125 95 24 6
1911 John Muir always said, "take the A train. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1912 I call dibs on the one with central air. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1913 Last stop for the A Train! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1914 It’s a rare sight to see a herd without their caboose. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1915 Years ago people left their homes to attend work and school. This primitive form of transportation forced strangers to remain together without practicing social distancing. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1916 Be careful. They're not six feet apart. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1917 Did we cross a yellow line on the map? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1918 Damn, the 2 is running on the A line again. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1919 Worst litter yet." 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1920 And legend says the MTA has been working here ever since. 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1921 The new branch line is only one block from our tent. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1922 Like so many relationships, theirs stopped moving along parallel tracks. 1.2960 0.04547 125 93 28 4
1923 THEY SAY THIS IS DUKE ELLINGTON'S FINAL RESTING PLACE.----- 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1924 They're not cheap, but it solves the closet space issue. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1925 We'll be in Harlem soon. 1.2960 0.04403 125 93 29 3
1926 Holy shit. What the fuck are these? 1.2960 0.05331 125 96 18 9
1927 The subway cars are returning to their natural habitat - nature is healing. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1928 We take the "A" the "2'' is local. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1929 Wow! They are even more beautiful than I imagined. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1930 I think we lost track, this isn't Union Square?!? 1.2960 0.04403 125 94 27 4
1931 I miss graffiti. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1932 Are you sure you clicked on one double and not two singles? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1933 Do you really want to walk home or should we take the subway? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1934 Take the number 2 train, it is the least one traveled 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1935 You take the "A" train. I have to take a number 2. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1936 End of the line? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1937 Normally, I'd take the A Train, but it seems to be off track today. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1938 I like to walk in the countryside to forget the city ... 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1939 Stanley, it looks as if we've discovered the source of the High Line. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1940 They seem friendly enough. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1941 This is where strangers gathered to ask each other ‘why?’ 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1942 And this is where they paid tribute to the gods of delayed travel and missed connections. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1943 They don't look dangerous, but it might be best to go around them. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1944 Hamlet and Ophelia both agreed, the way out was not 2 B. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 23 6
1945 That explains the delay. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1946 See!....I told you we should have packed the Metrocards! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1947 This isn’t what I had in mind when I agreed to live off grid. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1948 It's okay. I've been training for this. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1949 They're mating! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1950 They're subspecies. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1951 Are these pre-COVID19 sardine-can-style transportation pods? 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1952 Not sure this is the Forest Hills station he thought. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1953 What a waste! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1954 At last - we've found the lost rail maintenance yard of El Dorado! 1.2951 0.04610 122 94 23 5
1955 So, this is where they come to mate. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1956 Ah, if only Duke Ellington were here! 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1957 Well this certainly explains a lot! 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1958 Wow. The 7 Train extension must have added another stop. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1959 Can you imagine? More than two people traveled less than six feet apart at a time! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1960 I never knew the 'A' stood for Amazon. 1.2951 0.04461 122 90 29 3
1961 The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles 1.2951 0.04755 122 87 28 4
1962 I’ll take the A train 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1963 These natives must be more technologically advanced than we thought. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1964 2, if by A. 1.2951 0.05294 122 91 20 8
1965 We should apologize for any inconvenience. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 19 6
1966 When they said concrete jungle, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1967 A toilet! 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1968 ...sadly, this is all that's left of the Brazilian train forest. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1969 In this case, we're probably more scared of them than they are of us. 1.2951 0.04755 122 89 28 4
1970 Two trailers in close proximity. Run! A tornado can't be too far behind! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1971 Hey, Duke, do you want to take the 2 train or take the A train? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1972 Gramps told us people actually rode inside these... before Covid-19. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1973 It sure wasn't easy to find them without tracks to follow. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1974 Two subway cars diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the A train. 1.2951 0.05032 122 91 24 6
1975 So that's how Rosie Ruiz got here ahead of us!" 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1976 They're experiencing a delay, but they expect to be moving again shortly. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1977 Finally. They were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1978 They were declared surplus during the pandemic of 2020. 1.2951 0.04306 122 94 23 5
1979 Amazing that only took several months for the pandemic to bring rewilding to The City. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1980 Huh. Still the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2951 0.04610 122 89 30 3
1981 Tents are so passé! 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1982 But the camper’s are not six feet apart. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1983 You take the A Train and I'll take the 2 Train and I'll get to Hoboken Afore thee 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1984 You humans aren't so tough out here , without your precious yellow tile protecting you. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1985 Glad we made it on time! 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1986 'The tracking device worked quite well. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1987 We packed our dancing shoes so let's take the A Train. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1988 I dunno. The one on the right has more windows. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1989 A's the local, let's wait for the B. 1.2951 0.05032 122 91 24 6
1990 I guess we found the end of the line 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1991 I'm so excited to have finally found these. They're the ancient New Yorkers' equivalant of what the giant meteor was to the dinosaurs. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1992 I knew we'd find them eventually! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1993 They said it would never be discovered... but here we are... the Source of the A Line 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1994 Were we supposed to take the A-train to the forbidden temple? Or was it the C? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1995 You wanna get high? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1996 I FINALLY caught my trains! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1997 The majesty of wild subway trains in their natural habitat stopped the Jones in their tracks. 1.2951 0.05294 122 93 20 8
1998 This is where our ancestors got off track. 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
1999 No, Wilfred, we’re quarantined, remember? 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
2000 So you did call an Uber. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2001 Wow, I'm Not Sure But Possibly PreCorona Artifacts." 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2002 I guess this is where Billy Strayhorn disappeared to. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2003 Nature is healing,we are the virus? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2004 If they charge us play dead , and whatever you do don’t cross the yellow line! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2005 Perhaps someone missed a train. Or two. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2006 MTA is really taking social distancing to the next level! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2007 Is this uptown? 1.2951 0.04384 122 90 28 3
2008 T read we have to stand behind the yellow line then wait for it to come to us. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
2009 I vote we march on through the snake-infested swamp. Jerry, these delays can go on forever. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2010 That whole “if tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it” question is kinda a moot point now, wouldn’t you agree? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2011 Do you suppose Hoffa's in one of them? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2012 Oh yeah honey! Great game! Lets circle the things that are not the same! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2013 So this is where Ellington took the A train. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2014 Robert, which one do you think is less traveled by? 1.2951 0.05032 122 91 24 6
2015 So this is where those lines end 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
2016 It looks as if our hike has been derailed. 1.2951 0.04895 122 90 26 5
2017 It was a great hike! But I think you misunderstood when I said I wanted to go to Subway... 1.2951 0.04610 122 89 30 3
2018 No, Bob. The email definitely said portage the 2 until you get to Canada. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2019 When you said that this civilisation was likely to prove transitory this is not I thought you meant. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2020 And here I thought the M.T.A. Sacred Burial Ground was only an urban myth. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2021 Looks like some sort of training camp. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2022 So this is where they're mating. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2023 Good, we can practice social distancing. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2024 It's great to see New Yorkers taking social distancing seriously. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2025 Thank God! We can’t be that far from Sugar Hill. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2026 So this is where they dumped the “A” train after they took it. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2027 it kind of takes the adventure out of being on a safari, i liked the old days when we rode elephants 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2028 Follow the tracks, they said. 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
2029 I bet it's a mobile home park for city dwellers. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2030 Is this the part where we have to find the differences between the two? 1.2931 0.04584 116 84 30 2
2031 I think they're hungry. Do you have a metrocard? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
2032 Must be the end of the line... 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
2033 Let's just walk back, the fare from here is gonna be killer 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
2034 Oh, look they extended Metro North to our place in Rhode Island! 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2035 Dammit, I wanted the *local* wildlife. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2036 Now obsolete due to social distancing. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
2037 I thought this was a trackless preserve. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2038 Your mission should you decide to accept it is to take the subway to Trader Joe's and back home without getting the corona. 1.2917 0.04490 120 90 22 5
2039 I think the one on the left is Desire. The one on the right is Hester Prynne. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2040 I guess now we know WHERE they took the A Train. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
2041 See how big they get when they're allowed to grow? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2042 This explains that long wait for the ‘L’ train. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2043 I got dibs on the A train. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2044 “They are prehistoric mobility devices that once facilitated travel to work.They later created entire mobile networks enabling work from home.” “They then couched themselves by the billions.” 1.2893 0.05040 121 93 19 7
2045 Call this glamping? I spend enough time in those things back home. 1.2893 0.04382 121 93 22 5
2046 That reminds me - did we pick up the kids from school? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2047 I thought the A train was strictly a cross town express? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2048 The primitive ancients herded together to their work places in these rail cars. No one knows why because there are no archeological remains of what they were building 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2049 I'm afraid it's the beginning of the end! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2050 In my head the song said we should be taking the A trail.” 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2051 It’ll be safe to get on when they’re done grazing. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2052 They're exceptional hunters. You should see them go after Ubers. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2053 Oh man, this is the local, I really wanted to take the express. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2054 I guess someone "Took the A Train." 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2055 I’ve never taken the A train this far. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2056 Two subway trains diverged in a wood ... 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
2057 These trains will take us to the City's Edgar Rice Burroughs. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2058 I think we discovered where Ellington took the A train. 1.2881 0.05121 118 89 22 6
2059 So that’s why A trains only run every 20 minutes during late nights..... 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2060 Well, we missed these by about 10 years! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2061 This can't be real . .It has to be a New Yorker cartoon 1.2881 0.05260 118 90 20 7
2062 Discovering the relics around the area of the 2020s New York Hyde Park, what today is a national protected area. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
2063 Let me see that map again... Oh honey, you grabbed the one with an extra letter on it again. This must be the Amazon Trainforest. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2064 This must be where the virus started. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2065 Look, they are approaching! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2066 I took the road less traveled but now I guess I’ll take the A train. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2067 At one time these were used to travel underground. 1.2881 0.04677 118 88 25 4
2068 When I told the train driver to take a hike, I didn't mean it like this. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2069 We have found Carmen Sandiego, She is on the "A" train 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2070 I’m pretty sure you can pee here. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2071 Where the heck is 1 B? 1.2881 0.04520 118 88 27 3
2072 Could this be the rail trail? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
2073 Change at Jamaica 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2074 You don’t even want to know what kind of animals hang out in there. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2075 That's strange. My GPS says that this station should be Coney Island! 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2076 We've finally found it... the lost city of Corona Queens! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2077 Whoa, this is extraordinary! I don't believe an A train has ever been spotted before up here in the Bronx! 1.2857 0.04644 119 90 25 3
2078 Ignore them, they're still steamed about The High Line. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2079 Columbus Circle, I presume. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2080 If we're very lucky, we might catch the elusive J. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2081 Give me my rifle and keep moving, Rodgers. We want the 6 train to Hunter College. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2082 Civilization's last words: "There's light at the end of the tunnel." 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2083 Duke Ellington would never be seen in a place like this. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2084 I told you this trail was off the beaten track. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2085 Well we have made it this far, might as well hitch a ride. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2086 Mind the gap! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2087 Oh! The 'A' is running on the 'Tree-Line' not the '3 Line!' 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2088 Even an expert can have trouble telling which ones are toxic. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2089 Which would get us out of here faster?_ 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2090 Since COVID-19 they stopped using them for transportation. That's when someone discovered they make glamping cabins. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2091 Let's take the A train. Maybe Duke's still there. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2092 You ... you ... you mean ... a his and hers? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2093 What did Frost say about this? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2094 Let's back away slowly. We don't want to startle them. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2095 Under the Defense Production Act, these are our mules. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2096 Go around! It is dangerous to walk between them. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2097 Relics of a more crowded era 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2098 Well, look, someone did actually take the A train. 1.2845 0.05167 116 88 21 6
2099 Maybe we have delayed the infrastructure plan to long! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2100 I don’t care if you’re ‘more of a numbers guy,’ we’re going with A. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2101 You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2102 Wow! These look like trains made redundant in the covid era! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2103 At last, a species long thought to be extinct 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2104 Yooooo is that a subway, im so high man wtf 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2105 Well, my mother always said to take the A train... 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2106 This adventure to the West Side is turning up some strange surprises 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2107 And I - I'll take the train less traveled by. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2108 So this is where they go when they retire... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2109 Wilderness trainspotting was such a lonesome hobby before you came along. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2110 You did tell me to find a couch to sleep on. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2111 Stanley and Livingstone discover the origins of Rush Hour. 1.2845 0.05167 116 88 21 6
2112 It does exist - the Subway Graveyard - where retired subway cars come to rust away! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2113 Derek, life finds a way! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2114 Well I’ll be damned! No one’s ever made it to the end of the line. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2115 Yes, these are naturally occurring. I saw one in a coral reef. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2116 Covid campsite. 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
2117 It was then that February,they knew there would be six more weeks of winter. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2118 Doesn't look like we'll be making it to Harlem any more. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2119 They look friendly, but be careful. 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
2120 Great idea. Instead of us, they're quarantining the trains. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2121 These have been abandoned for years, so they are actually cleaner than your typical subway car. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2122 I think I hear Duke Ellington. 1.2845 0.05020 116 87 23 5
2123 It's up to you, but the quickest way is the A Train. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2124 I guess I’ll take the A train. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2125 They're testing alphanumeric RV spaces for camper security. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2126 They say you can still find plastic bottles and cigarette bums! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2127 'I think the catch-and-release program has really gone off the rails.' 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2128 Talk about being off the beaten track 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2129 Wow! Relics from New York City's Pre-Covid Epoch!" 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2130 Lexington Avenue, I presume? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2131 Same Columbus Circle, different jungle. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2132 Do you think that's the one that goes to Far Rockaway? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2133 Well, the Village Chief said to take the A train … or no, wait, that was the Duke. OR Sometimes you just can't see the forest for the trains. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2134 They got confused about social distancing. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2135 Sure it's a bit of a trek to the station, but at least here we'll get seats. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2136 No aggressive movement as they can easily become unhinged. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2137 I'll bet you 90% of the other captions have something to do with the train/elephant graveyard. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2138 Let's take #2, the one less traveled on. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2139 Its very rare to see a pair free in the wild. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2140 They say this is the outskirts of something that was called a city. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2141 Looks like we’ve made it to the end of the line pal. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2142 Well, Doctor Livingstone, it's either take the A train or take me to your leader. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2143 I’m beginning to wonder if Ellington really knew why he was talking about. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2144 Who knew the subway ran all the way out to Yellowstone? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2145 I wondered where they went on their day off. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2146 You certainly can’t beat the amenities at this campsite . 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2147 Look Edgar .. we found a pair and you know it's near impossible to locate them without tracks. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2148 Well done. Usually they’re much easier to track. 1.2845 0.05167 116 91 18 7
2149 It is believed that a famous city stood here prior to COVID-78 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2150 I can't find the PATH. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2151 I told you there was a place we could get churros 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2152 Must be from the other side of the tracks...keep going. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2153 It must be Sunday 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2154 Sorry dear, but this is a fare hike, not a hike hike. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2155 These trains are really going off the rails. 1.2845 0.04382 116 89 23 4
2156 You wait ages for the A train then 2 comes at once. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2157 Shhh,don't spook them,they don't look trained. 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
2158 We knew the Maya had terraces, but the books didn't say anything about platforms. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2159 I was expecting to see the Path train 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2160 Trains diverged in a wood. Our choice will make all the difference. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2161 No, that's not it. We must be on the wrong platform. 1.2833 0.04761 120 89 25 4
2162 Oh, oh! They aren't six feet apart. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2163 My grandmother said they packed em in like sardines, before the 6 foot rule. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2164 Which one is the express? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
2165 These lines are pre-covid era 1.2833 0.04834 120 94 18 7
2166 So this must be the end of the lines. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2167 The map calls this clearing 'Grand Central.'...I guess I just assumed that was a metaphor. 1.2833 0.04906 120 90 24 5
2168 I thought they only mothball aircraft during a crisis. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2169 How did we come to this? 1.2833 0.05046 120 91 22 6
2170 Remember before Covid-19 when we used to take public transportation to get places? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2171 That's the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2172 An adventure turned into a mystery 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2173 Let’s sleep here tonight. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2174 I think we've found it - the original 'end of the line' 1.2833 0.04457 120 91 25 3
2175 Ooh, look! A runaway train! 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2176 John and Cathy discover the urban jungle 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2177 These are Express. We need the Local. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2178 If my train falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is it really on time? 1.2833 0.04457 120 91 26 3
2179 I believe we've found the fabled island of Manhattan! 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2180 This is where derailed trains come for rehab. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2181 Jim and Sharon dream of someday traveling to Brooklyn. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2182 We really should get back. Which one is outbound? 1.2833 0.04611 120 91 24 4
2183 Which one looks less traveled by? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2184 My guess is A might have some toilet paper. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2185 Looks like our hike is getting RAILROADED AGAIN. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2186 Are they staring at us or are we staring at them? 1.2833 0.04906 120 92 20 6
2187 And you said we wouldn’t find anything on our urban hike. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2188 Well at least we won’t be tempted to jump the turnstile 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2189 An A and a 2 train were not allowed to be together in New York, so they ran away together. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2190 Someone did [underlined] take the A Train. 1.2821 0.04982 117 90 20 6
2191 Looks like that's one of the newer cabins that we had booked. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2192 Be careful, it routing season. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2193 Even in its natural habitat, NY Subway trains are stalled. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2194 People started riding the net. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2195 Let’s take the A train! 1.2818 0.04680 110 82 24 3
2196 Shh, we don't know what kind of wildlife is inside. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2197 It’s a little remote, but Michelin gives it three stars. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2198 Careful, Bill. Stand clear of the closing doors. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2199 This part of the park was inspired by Duke Ellington. It has beautiful sunsets and mockingbirds. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2200 They must be lost. The concrete jungle is 100 miles due south. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2201 Legend has it society used these steel boxes for sleeping and inappropriate sexual behavior. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2202 I told you we should have changed at 72nd street. 1.2818 0.05187 110 83 20 5
2203 Your tracking skills are amazing! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2204 I thought the A train ended at Inwood. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2205 Should we take the local or the express? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2206 When I called Uber, I did not request a subway car for each of us. What service. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2207 Why is everyone flocking to the great outdoors? Have they forgotten the self isolation recommendations? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2208 Let's Keep walking, John. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2209 This must be the remains of Fulton Street 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2210 Slowly, grab your camera Quinton. Rarely do you see two of them out of their element and one is an Express! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2211 Back in the early’20’s they say this was a subway station- whatever that is. 1.2818 0.04769 110 83 22 4
2212 I forget, witch train is going to the top of Mount Everest? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2213 A here starts the concrete part of the jungle. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2214 This is you. Text me when you get back to when we still thought Hilary would take the election. 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
2215 Its about time they got here! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2216 Looks like they took the A train 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 22 3
2217 Shhh...It's rare to see them in the wild like this! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2218 Most unusual fork. Did you pack your metro card? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2219 Due to social distancing, you get the one on the left and I get the one on the right. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2220 And to think they were once endangered. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2221 Have you ever seen ‘Planet of the Apes’? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2222 When you said your hobby is trains I really didn't think this is what you meant. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2223 No wonder we’ lost. Where’s the B-Train? We need to go from A 2 B! 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2224 I can't believe you didn't tell me that the A train stops here. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2225 Ed and Billy said take the A train. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2226 I guess we have found the secret place where old trams go to die 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
2227 Crap. I left my trans-pass in my other back pack. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2228 We need to be careful and cover our tracks. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2229 End of the Line. That's Duke on the right and Robert Johnson on the left. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2230 Why didn’t we just “Take the A Train”? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2231 Darn. Looks like we just missed the cross town express. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2232 If we report them, they'll only jump the tracks again. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2233 These trains are from the 60's when Local really meant Local. 1.2818 0.04855 110 85 21 4
2234 Legend has it that if you get too close to them, you'll never again be on time to a meeting 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2235 Oh so THIS is what they mean by a train yard! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2236 Rumor has it the government pulled their funding long before the 'shelter in place' years. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2237 COVID 19 really has put Amtrak out to pasture.” 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2238 New York just isn't the same. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2239 Oh! I've heard of this one... I believe it's identifiable by its tracks. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2240 So this is where the trains that were on the highline went... 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2241 Shhh...I think they’re mating. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2242 Those were the days! 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2243 I hear these used to transport people to that thing they had back then—jobs, I think they were called. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2244 When did KOA merge with MTA? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2245 You should have gone while we were in the woods. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2246 Go back and get a shitload of dimes and meet me at the turnstile 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2247 They were put out to pasture in 2020..remember the Pandemic when we were kids? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2248 Not to worry. They never run on time. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2249 Before the pandemic we used these in cities for transportation of large numbers of people sitting and standing close together. Now they are used as overnight rain shelters on wilderness trails -relics of a bygone era. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2250 And this is a pre-COVID-19 form of transportation 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2251 If they're filled with buskers, I'll opt to camp outside. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2252 They roamed Earth before everyone began driving for Uber. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2253 Somebody took the A train. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2254 I didn’t expect our expedition to end quite this way. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2255 The conductor may say, 'Take a hike.' 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2256 At last! The source of the El! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2257 I thought we came here to get away from the city sound 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2258 Duke Ellington would roll over in his grave. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2259 Apparently our ancestors used these as public toilets. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2260 Oh, now we can get Uptown. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2261 I'll stick to the trail with snakes, poison ivy and quick sand. It's less dangerous." 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2262 I thought we missed the A train. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2263 They want to know what is in our backpacks. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2264 Are you sure this is the right train? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2265 Honey, get the map - I think we need the L train to get us back to Brooklyn 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2266 Tom, I think we're not on the Finger Lakes Trail anymore. 1.2768 0.05107 112 85 21 5
2267 I am so glad that this is a training hike! 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2268 We can self quarantine together!! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2269 We should have car pooled. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2270 When you said our camping accommodations would be as good as a night in the Big Apple, you weren't kidding. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2271 I'd no idea we've been away for such a long time 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2272 OMG! This is such a cliché. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2273 It looks like Doctor Who has upgraded his mode of transportation. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 20 5
2274 I think that is the one my grandmother used to catch. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2275 They say we dress like Metro-sexuals, but this is ridiculous. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2276 They belonged to the Anasazi Port Authority 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2277 I'd say let's take the A train, but then again what are they even doing here. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2278 Yes, non-GMO, free-range and pasture raised. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2279 Ven vir komm to Amerika, ve take ze A train, Gustaf, ja? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2280 Duke Ellington wasn't kidding when he said "Take the A Train" 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2281 I think they're the official trailers for the presidential debates. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2282 I feel so rejuvenated when I go during off-peak hours. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2283 Shall we take the local, it's cheaper? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2284 Really? I don't remember crossing the Hudson." 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2285 Careful -- they're feral, but if we approach from the side we shouldn't alarm them. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2286 Let's wait for Trailways 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2287 No, I wanted to go to a jazz club to listen to Duke Ellington. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2288 Oh fuck! 1.2768 0.05841 112 91 11 10
2289 I wonder if B and 1 are together? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2290 Quiet Dave, we don’t want to scare them off. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2291 I've heard tales that people once used these moving pods. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2292 They say people used to use those to get from one place to another. Strange. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2293 The Historic Sites committee might consider better criteria 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2294 Between the trees the silver streak, there you'll find the treasure you seek" Those are more grey than silver, let's keep looking 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2295 Friendly reminder this is Cuomo’s fault 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2296 Hey, it's the subway. Wonder if they have the foot long. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2297 Whew! Good to be home. Man, it's a jungle out there." 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2298 Someone's mistake. Old subway cars were to find a new life as a barrier reef off Coney Island, not in a landfill on Staten Island. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2299 Felix, I thought you said we were following deer tracks! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2300 There's never any seats this time of day. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2301 Two subways diverged in a yellow wood... 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2302 They were wise to shelter in place in a pastoral locale. The D just stayed on Bleecker and is antsy for more space to roam. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2303 We found it...the start of the Tramazon. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2304 Shhh- do you hear the the yellow tailed busker? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2305 Fuck, the Boxcar Kids beat us 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2306 I told you we should take an uber. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2307 It's the social distancing honeymooners package 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2308 No really. You MUST take the A Train. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2309 I wonder if Duke Ellington is on that one. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2310 Could it be? Have we found the missing link? 1.2768 0.04610 112 82 23 3
2311 Wonder how long the inhabitants stayed in these. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2312 According to McCollough this is Columbus Circle, but Zinn argues the Number 2 didn't stop at Columbus Circle. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2313 And this must be where Central Park ended at Columbus Circle. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2314 If I were an idiot, there's a tale I could tell signifying nothing. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2315 I finally get why they call it a concrete jungle. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2316 Aren’t we lucky? Just when we thought we were lost, a way back home! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2317 I told you Harlem was this way. 1.2768 0.05107 112 85 21 5
2318 Welp, they did say it would be a while before things would go back to normal 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2319 These VR glasses work great, but where's the edge of the platform? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2320 Hard to believe, I know, but before Covid-19 they used to move pretty fast 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2321 If we stand still, they will lose interest... 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2322 I guess they didn’t realize their old subway line has been turned into a hiking path. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2323 There used to be a large city here, back when the ice caps had not yet melted 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2324 I've heard the accommodations are a real train wreck. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2325 I told you the express train is faster than walking. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2326 If only we could decipher those symbols, we might have a clue to what caused Sapien extinction. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2327 Take the A - Train 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
2328 Doesn’t seem like we’ll ever seen New York again Toto 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2329 They took out the benches and put in Adirondack chairs. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2330 The Covid-19 Theme Park in 2022. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2331 Finally. We've located Columbus Circle. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2332 I'm told people crowded inside these things to ride to work every day. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2333 Can you check to make sure it's not the express train? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2334 Are we back in Manhattan? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2335 Doctor Livingstone or Jimmy Hoffa, I presume. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2336 I wasn't expecting the concrete jungle to be this jungley 1.2768 0.05412 112 87 17 7
2337 On the plus side, we don't have to worry about missing our connection. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2338 Here it is, in it's natural habitat. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2339 My place or your place? 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2340 I could have sworn we were following bear tracks. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2341 See how pristine this park is! There's no grafitti on the subways. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2342 They said it was only a legend: the old subway car graveyard! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2343 So THIS is why on-time performance is spotty.” 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2344 I think they're those eco-friendly vehicles we've been hearing so much about. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 20 5
2345 The one on the right? Reminds me of Duke Ellington. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2346 Quiet; I think they're about to mate. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2347 It's their secret mating ground! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2348 These retired subway cars make great accessory dwelling units! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2349 I did not realize we parked this close... 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2350 Why is "no dumping" so hard to understand? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2351 Don't worry, Charles, if they run, I can follow their tracks. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2352 Despite their best efforts, it was not 2b 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2353 Finally! The MTA graveyard! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2354 So this is what the used to call a “Delay” 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2355 The field guide says sightings are rare. 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
2356 Oh I've heard about this place. After their useful lives are over they let them live out their remaining days in fresh air in the country. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2357 When you said we had to make tracks to catch the train I never imagined..." "Come on, where's your sense of adventure? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2358 The guidebook said "You must take the A-Train. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2359 'A Bus Named Desire' doesn't work for me as a movie title. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 18 6
2360 I told them that a Taking of Pelham 123 theme park was a bad idea. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2361 Two trains diverged in a wood, and I - I took the A train. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2362 Don't they know this isn't Sugar Hill way up in Harlem? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2363 They're much harder to track in the wild. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2364 Probably hot wired by those pesky boxcar children. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2365 With everyone in quarantine the subways came out of hiding.” 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2366 The Alpha will either ignore her or he will hitch and couple! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2367 It's not common knowledge but yes, old trains are typical of old-growth forests. 1.2667 0.05624 105 83 14 7
2368 Don’t move, they can sense fear. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2369 Shhh...it's a white elephant graveyard. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2370 When they said social distancing, I didn't think they meant this. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2371 Sometimes you have to forget the maps and track it down on your own 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2372 At last, definitive proof that Ella was wrong about the quickest way to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2373 I feel like I'm in "Planet of the Apes" but in a less impacting "meh" kinda way. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2374 I wonder if Duke Ellington and Ella Fitzgerald knew about this route schedule change? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2375 I thought this was supposed to be the road less taken? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2376 Never mind, they're going local 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2377 We better call archeologist, I think we have stumbled upon the important historical artifacts. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2378 Careful, they’ll charge at even the slightest improvement. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2379 If you're okay with it, we wouldn't have to pitch the tent. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2380 These anthropology simulations have gotten downright weird! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2381 Roger's never actually skied, but... oh jeez, there's my train. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2382 Is this really what they meant by “remote training”? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2383 The trolly graveyard. So the stories were true 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2384 I've never imagined how far nature and civilization could be linked 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2385 I always thought old subways got lost in our dreams. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2386 Have you ever seen a subway car mate in the wild before? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2387 This is not what I meant when I said let’s hike a new trail or park 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2388 These construction delays are getting out of control. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2389 They did say ridership was down these days 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2390 I hear they were victims of The Virus 1.2667 0.04740 105 81 21 3
2391 There is no way around it, so we must take the A Train 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2392 Shhh... don't spook the locals. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2393 I didn’t know that subway cars like to get out in the country too. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 2
2394 Carol exhaled an overly loud sigh. Ughhhhhh, this date sucked sooooo hard. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2395 Huh! I guess the Train to Nowhere went somewhere. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2396 You're a long way from Harlem, buster. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2397 Anyone home? Wer'e looking for the number 4 bus. " 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2398 The guidebook says these containers were designed by the ancient New Yorkers to house, punish and torment their most heinous and irredeemable criminals. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2399 Yes if you see something, you say something. But even I don’t believe what I’m seeing. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2400 Wow! I don't know, but I feel like I used to ride the one on the right to piano lessons. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2401 It must be Sugar Hill way up in Harlem 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2402 I think the A stands for Amazon , Dr Livingston. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2403 These things were used by people to move around, can you believe it? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2404 Not the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.2667 0.04836 105 81 19 4
2405 This is not what John Muir advocated for!!!! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2406 Wrong place. We need the one with the elephants. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2407 We can hire a professional tracker here. 1.2667 0.04929 105 81 18 4
2408 Stuck in the middle of nowhere! We should have ignored Duke Ellington's advice when he told us to "Take the A train". 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2409 Let's keep hiking. Running into a bear seems less risky. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2410 Did Duke really tell you that it will take to us to 125th Street? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2411 Must have taken a wrong turn for the Hamptons in the rush to beat the virus. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2412 I’d get on, but my Metrocard’s expired. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2413 Ah, the lost city of New York 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2414 The "B" is always late. 1.2667 0.05458 105 80 15 6
2415 Are we coming or going? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2416 You two are in big trouble. The whole station's Been Looking For U2 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2417 Did they not get the 6ft apart notice?? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2418 Transfers are such a drag. 1.2667 0.04740 105 81 21 2
2419 I don’t know about you, but I have the sudden urge to start busking. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2420 Look at those! We’ll have to explain to our grandkids how they used to pack us in there like sardines! Remember? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2421 I think the F is faster. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 13 7
2422 So this is what sheltering in place looks like under the new normal. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2423 Vintage ways we used to get around and socially interact pre-COVID-19. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2424 I'm more of a Type A myself. You don't mind Number 2's, do you? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2425 According to the map, if we take the 'A' train we'll reach the secret ancient burial chamber by dinner time. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 21 3
2426 So that’s where they have been hiding the cv19 test kits 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2427 I'm guessing A is where we pee? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2428 Another Type "A" train pushing the limits. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2429 I didn't know the A train went this far. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2430 Let's take the A train outta here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2431 Really IS off-track betting! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2432 I know what #2 is, but what's A? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2433 The transit system has too much money. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2434 Looks like getting away from the city will be harder than we thought. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2435 The lost train graveyard Edward, we did it 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2436 Once these trains switched to express, there was nothing else we could do to stop them. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2437 Check the map, there should be a taxi stand here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2438 Honey, just ask them: Which way to Flatbush? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2439 It's a trap. The A train is never on time. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2440 B.M.T., I.R.T., living in perfect harmony. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2441 You take the high road, Ill take the low... 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2442 Before the Great Pandemic of 2020 that wiped out most of the civilized world, those were called 'Subway trains.' 1.2667 0.05940 105 86 10 9
2443 I told you we followed the wrong track. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2444 George, you pack the hand sanitizer? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2445 That is how we traveled before COVID-19. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2446 Told you we didn't need to walk. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2447 You had to hum "Take the A Train" didn't you? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2448 I don't care about the view as long as it has a toilet! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2449 We're not the only ones social distancing out here ... 1.2667 0.05458 105 80 16 6
2450 Will wonders never cease? The A train is on time. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2451 Oh, James, I can't believe we now have a Central Park address. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2452 I think we just found out how to get to Harlem from here. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2453 Let’s wait until things get back to normal. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2454 Are we headed upcountry or downcountry? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2455 Only seen in captivity. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2456 No, I don't think we've discovered the legendary subway car burial grounds 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2457 Looks like the train is early for a change. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2458 It’s here at the halfway point in our 36 mile trek that the native hallucinogenic fungi we’ve been breathing tend to kick in. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2459 Seems we took a wrong turn somewhere that’s the 2:15 to Mamaroneck not the 2:19 to Kathmandu. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2460 I always wondered what New Lots Avenue looked like. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2461 AHH! The rail trail 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2462 This is a first. They're never here on time. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2463 NYC moving their COVID infected subways to Yosemite really ruins the scenery. 1.2667 0.05288 105 81 18 5
2464 Okay, I'm pretty sure this ISN'T the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2465 They promised me that we could get the number 6 train here. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2466 Who wants to walk to work when there's free transportation? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2467 Fascinating! But it’s not like we discovered an R. 1.2667 0.04836 105 80 19 4
2468 We can follow this all the way to Cortlandt Street and then switch over to the PATH to get to New Jersey. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2469 Let's just take the one last travelled. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2470 Even the subways need a quarantine. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2471 IT LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THE TRAIL 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2472 All this is happening a lot faster than anyone thought possible just a few months back. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2473 I believe we're in a land they once called Queens. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2474 Remember these? This was how we commuted in the old days. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2475 Wow, shelter-in-place has gone on a lot longer than we were thinking. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2476 I know you don't want to hear this,but I just realized I left my phone back at the campsite. 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
2477 I’m thinking it goes to Canada, A? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2478 These should be easy to track" 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2479 If he just drained his own swamp, the train’s would be running again. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2480 I had no idea that the subway stopped here. Do you have your Metro card? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2481 I guess this technically is an Underground Railroad tour. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2482 I can never remember which train goes to the Trader Joe's close to my house 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2483 Training exercises are certainly changing. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2484 They're relics now! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2485 Rural expansion is out of control. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2486 Thanks to Rough Guide, we've found Duke Ellington's gravesite. 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2487 Sure they're cute, but we can't take any one of these home. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2488 Awesome theme park! Let's go see the Macy's 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2489 I think we a 2 many shrooms 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2490 In captivity or the wild, they're only ever seen in pairs. 1.2621 0.04130 103 78 25 0
2491 I have a sudden craving for a foot-long turkey and ham on whole-wheat. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2492 How romantic, two runaways alone at last. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2493 Someone better notify Duke Ellington." 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2494 The A train usually camps closer to the lake. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2495 And to think I doubted the rewilding of Manhattan would be a real thing! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2496 Ah...A for adult? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2497 Rumor is, they used to be part of some underground transportation system for the city that was once here. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2498 Finally free to marry the train car they love 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2499 uhh... it's impossible to find empty land to hike 1.2621 0.05155 103 79 19 4
2500 We should’ve trained for this encounter. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2501 Don't get too close. They're not trained. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2502 Don't run. It'll think we're prey. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2503 I don't care where it's going--I have to take the A train. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2504 It's not the Elephant's Grave Yard but we're getting closer. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2505 Ah sh*t, humans. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2506 I can't believe I'm going to make it in an old subway car, in the woods, with Chuck Norris! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2507 2120: Archaeologists stumble on former NYC artifacts. 1.2621 0.04568 103 81 19 3
2508 Keep your distance, the mother is very protective of her trolley. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2509 Hon, it's way too late to take the A train 1.2621 0.04967 103 81 18 4
2510 This one is tough! Last week’s was low hanging fruit... 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2511 Oh, no, social distancing has even reached the woods! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2512 We've found it! The final resting grounds of Duke Ellington! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2513 No..w’re still trapped here. They’re both Express... 1.2621 0.04967 103 78 21 3
2514 Isn't it beautiful? Now that everyone is quarantined, the subway trains are returning to their natural habitat." "We are the virus. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2515 Let's ticket them and release them back into the wild. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2516 These were put out to pasture because they weren't social distancing. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2517 I suppose they're sheltering. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2518 No, I said let's take "a train" to Harlem. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2519 The A was always better." 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2520 So which one goes to Forest Hills? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2521 Two tracks diverged in a yellow wood ... 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2522 According to legend, they were held in the station by train dispatch. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2523 Dang,we missed the express. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2524 There might be some delays getting home today. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2525 I believe we've stumbled upon the long lost MTA graveyard 1.2621 0.04967 103 81 18 4
2526 Not the quickest way to Harlem, maybe, but the social distancing is terrific. 1.2621 0.05337 103 80 17 5
2527 Jungle in the City: the lockdown allowed Mother Nature to take back her land. 1.2621 0.04772 103 80 20 3
2528 LaGuardia really is a hike. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2529 These are on time, so we must be out of the city by now. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2530 Never thought that we'd find the fabled cars that ran away with each other! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2531 In the wild they mate for life. 1.2621 0.05155 103 82 16 4
2532 Ayn Rand said this would happen 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2533 Wow, this must be Sugar Hill 'cause that's where the A train goes - I once heard the legendary Ella Fitzgerald sing of it 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2534 I set my lucid dreaming intention to "banal." 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2535 When you said you saw a caboose, I thought you were talking about something else ... 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2536 Your train or mine. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2537 Don’t worry, the natives haven’t required Metro Cards in decades. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2538 The MTA said it was improving convenience. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2539 Well, it's lost, but I wouldn't call it civilization. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2540 Doctor Livingstone's terminus I presume. 1.2621 0.04967 103 77 21 3
2541 These relics have been here since the virus. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2542 What a discovery! The first number and letter trains mating outside of captivity. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2543 Tourists. Am I right? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2544 Trump 2020 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2545 Well it looks like New Yorkers have been here ahead of us. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2546 Don't worry. I've trained for this 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2547 We’ve reached the end of the tracks. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2548 This used to be a vibrant city. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2549 I knew these trains connected but I didn't realize we'd have to walk this far. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2550 I took the one less traveled and that made all the..." Forget it, neither car is on a track, so what's the difference? 1.2621 0.04967 103 84 11 6
2551 (“This is just fine, without a caption!”) 1.2621 0.04967 103 82 15 5
2552 This is such a New-York-centric concept that I am not even going to bother. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2553 It appears we’ve stumbled across the remains of an earlier civilization. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2554 Figures. Just when that thermos of coffee kicks in-no useable bathrooms! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2555 They get re-routed night-time on weekends. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2556 With the schools closed these school buses have been repurposed to serve as our coed dorms. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2557 I thought you said we were trekking in a rain-forest, not in a train-forest. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2558 I have only read about the ancient torture chambers. 1.2621 0.05682 103 82 13 7
2559 Must be a training hike 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2560 This is really weird. A Train is an express line. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2561 Back in the twenty-first century, I believe these were mobile homes built for crowded cities. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2562 I don't think the trains are lost. I think it's just part of bringing the great outdoors to the commuters. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2563 After the 1940s a bunch of people forgot to take the train on the right. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2564 We can follow their tracks right to the Village. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2565 Take the A Train. It's cool man. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2566 Can you believe they used to ride in those back in the day? 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2567 Just as I expected. Our research has shown that they tend to travel in packs. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2568 I was hoping for the Long Island Express. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2569 Finally, we can depend on their schedule. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2570 They should be two meters apart. 1.2621 0.04772 103 82 17 4
2571 Oh those....way back in 2020 they used to crowd into them...think it was called mass transportation....evolution has come a long way” 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2572 According to our guidebook, this tribe’s refusal to accept the ‘rail’ concept “doomed their earliest attempts.” 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2573 let's take the A train, then we're sure to get to Harlem. 1.2621 0.05247 103 82 13 5
2574 I guess we aren’t the only ones social distancing. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2575 Quiet, they don’t like to be disturbed by tourists invading their habitat. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2576 At last it’s the Ark 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2577 Darling, this installation explores the contrast of urban physical togetherness and emotional solitude, but on the A train. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2578 Let's practice social distancing. You take one and I'll take the other. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2579 Finally evidence of a truly primitive culture! 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2580 2A, oh not 2B 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2581 Don't touch the third quail. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2582 I think we'll get Uptown faster on foot. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2583 Do you see the same mirage? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2584 Transferring is critical to their survival. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2585 Interesting, the 2 and the A are on incompatible tracks. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2586 Our luck!? This lot is known for their unreliability! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2587 They got those from E-bay, two for the price of one. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2588 The listing said the subway was steps away. This was a trek. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2589 Ok, glamping for couples who don't want to sleep together. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2590 At last we've found the subway graveyard. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2591 Oh, we're really lost. I thought transfer would be available to the B, D, F and M. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2592 Before the contagion, they were used to transport more than 100 travelers at a time. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2593 These peculiar creatures must have dug their way out of the subway 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2594 "Stay still...I think we interrupted their mating ritual." 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2595 We are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2596 The R42 is endangered...you almost never see them in the wild 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2597 At least the old BMT knew where it was going. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2598 East side? No, you want the #6. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2599 I told you we should have called first 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2600 Shhh ! Their vision is based on movement... 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2601 So, when you said we were going tram-ping... 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2602 Shhh... keep still. Despite how they look, these wild boys arn't trained. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2603 And here we have more ruins of the once-great city folk. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2604 Please stand clear of the closing ecosystem. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2605 An here we have a marvelous sight. The A and the 2 both migrating back to Fulton St to mate. The A is local and will have to wait their turn. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2606 Wow! A relic from pre-2020 when New York City used to be considered a "concrete" jungle. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2607 I told you we could isolate in the wild! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2608 Take the A train. I heard that somewhere. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2609 Who can blame them for wanting to retire here after all those years in the urban jungle? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2610 I'll take A. It's smiling at me. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2611 Or we could take the Ferry back... 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2612 This is the real thing. I thought you said we weren’t training any more 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2613 So we finally discover where they took it. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2614 This is the best train graveyard, no bones about it. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2615 Did you say our carriage is at an end? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2616 Two MTA paths diverged in a yellow wood. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2617 The one on the right will take you to the Appalachian Trail. Door 2, it's either the Lady or the Lion. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2618 Thank goodness the A train is still here. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2619 Wow! It didn't take long for nature to take back the Chambers Street Station. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2620 I told you we were too far to the west! 1.2596 0.04732 104 81 20 3
2621 These are the new labs to study cross-contamination. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2622 I'm guessing they're Running a little late 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2623 Again?! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2624 Seriously, all that walking when there was this here? 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
2625 Run Away Subway Cars, I Presume. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2626 So much for trying 2 B with nature...... 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2627 Next time let's take the a train. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2628 The mythic L continues to illude our heroes. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2629 Well, they've been flirting with each other on Fulton Street for YEARS. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2630 Is this the end of the line . . . or do we need to transfer? 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
2631 Looks like we lost track of time. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2632 Careful! After decades of abuse, they spook easily! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2633 What is this? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2634 No one warned me I'd have to go to Staten Island to retrieve errant subway cars. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2635 There they are! I can't believe we missed their tracks. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2636 Once there was Desire. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2637 I remember riding this porta-potty to my grandma’s house. Still smells the same. 1.2574 0.05567 101 80 14 5
2638 Those New Yorkers are really pushing it trying to get out of town. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2639 Please prepare for departure in 250 years. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2640 I didn't know the A train came down here. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2641 The chief was saying Rockaway! 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2642 Careful, Helen, the locals can be a bit erratic. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2643 No wonder my transfer wouldn't work ! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2644 At last we’re here! The only place on the entire earth where there is no pandemic protocol! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2645 I knew firing Andy Buford was a big mistake. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2646 Wow A! They did a good job remodelling the out house. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2647 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2648 Subway cars are returning to their natural habitats. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2649 This is the end of the line. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2650 Mouthe agape in stunned silence, Professor Higgenson can only stare at the two magnificent behemoths after actually witnessing the fabled, but never-before-seen inter-line mating ritual. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2651 I knew those tracks looked familiar. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2652 Did you guys meet in New York, too? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2653 Wow, how many times have you seen a train derail? To many, it's hard to keep track. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2654 You blew it up! You maniacs! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2655 The A train again? Just admit it; we're lost in this concrete jungle. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2656 I’ve never seen a coupling of these two lines in captivity. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2657 You blew it up! Ah,damn you! God damn you all to hell! 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2658 As the hikers happen on two trains diverging in a yellow wood, they're paralyzed by deja vu. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2659 I can never remember. Is it the #2 or the A to the Bronx Zoo? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2660 When ridership tanked during COVID19, they got so lonely they migrated out here to die among their own kind." 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2661 This must be the first stop... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2662 I get that trains aren't exempt from social distancing, but this is ridiculous. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2663 I presume Dr. Livingstone takes the A train. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2664 We must be really off track. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2665 A long time ago, this was NYC. You can still sort of smell the urine. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2666 Eureka! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2667 I was wondering why you made me wear this outfit when I asked you to take me on the scenic route on our tour of the urban jungle. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2668 Different fonts, right?” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2669 There's still not a single seat free. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2670 Well, you gotta admit—this is faster than they usually run, Joe. 1.2551 0.05858 98 74 11 7
2671 Just be still. They can't see you if you don't move. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2672 It seems we have arrived at the concrete jungle 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2673 So this is Inwood? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2674 I'm glad that Stay At Home order was finally lifted. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2675 See, I told you the ‘A’ Train had gone missing! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2676 The Green New Deal has been a boon for the track maintenance department. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2677 Ahh, at last! The A Train, I presume? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2678 Stay Sharp! There must be a BMT lurking nearby. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2679 I knew the A train wasn't going nowhere, not with a sweet caboose like that. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2680 I don’t know what to tell you, Step-bro! The ad read “Large Couple Looking For Active Couple” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 14 5
2681 Quiet, they're easily startled. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2682 Ugh, more tiny homes. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2683 2 busses A! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2684 It's an underground training area. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2685 Gender neutral? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2686 OK. This is what you've been training for. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2687 This is a metaphor for capitalism. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2688 Well, Dr Livingstone, this must be the end of the line.......... 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2689 They got fed up with the timetables, the rush-hour madness, never enough time together, so they eloped and got off the grid. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2690 Did we reach the 70s? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2691 I thought that was just an old song: 'You must take the A Train....' 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2692 Nice place for a train car diner. It has a lot of character. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2693 Sic transit gloria subways... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2694 Ella said "We must take the "A" train to go to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem". 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2695 God-damn you all to hell!!! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2696 So the A train chose this secluded place as its final destination? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2697 Take my picture...I’ll hang it next to the one of me and the dinosaur in the Natural History Museum. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2698 You take the ‘A’ train soon you will be on Sugar Hill in Harlem 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2699 This is from a time when our ancestors had e-l-e-c-t'-r-i-c-i-t-y. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2700 Jim, do you have that spray can and do you remember my grafitti tag?" 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2701 We’re in the wild now. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2702 I thought we were going to hike up Sugar Hill, not take the A train. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2703 We've finally found it, Charles! The ancient MTA graveyard! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2704 It's so humid in this station. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2705 Look, Ron. That couple is practicing social distancing too. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2706 This isn't the Green New Deal I had imagined. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2707 Man - Just add some hobos and a McDonalds and it’s basically NYC. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2708 Now that's social distancing 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2709 See, I told you "we take the A train..." 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2710 So this is your idea of getting out of the concrete jungle? 1.2551 0.05292 98 75 17 4
2711 Grab those leaves. There's no toilet paper in there. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2712 Wow! Someone really went out of their way to cover up their tracks! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2713 Back in the day this used to be Columbus Circle. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2714 I was losing my train of thought...now this- 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2715 Oh no! You have to have exact fare. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2716 Do you think they met at Match.com? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2717 This is a case where you should NOT take the "A" train. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2718 They finally found it! The elusive mating site of the subway. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2719 Just how long have we been gone, is this is our Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes moment?. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2720 Is Ellington still on board? 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2721 This must be Colombus Circle 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2722 I thought the tour guide said to follow the tracks. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2723 To Be or not to Be a System 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2724 This reminds me of the ending to "Planet of the Apes." 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2725 "There it is. The end of the line. 1.2551 0.05676 98 78 13 6
2726 The Boxcar Children: The Subway Car Mystery 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2727 Our backpacking trips are always full of unexpected surprises. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2728 Damn it! Just missed our connection. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2729 Oh Look!! Endangered Species!! 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2730 They can smell fear....and pee. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2731 I *told* you this is what living in Brooklyn would be like. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2732 Fascinating yet confusing!? So, are we in Brooklyn or Manhattan? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2733 Okay, now we listen to those rails a-thrumming for a positive ID. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 22 1
2734 Let's take the one on the right, it looks like the overnight car. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2735 Attention Passengers- All northbound trains are delayed because of train traffic. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2736 I said an A and a 2. I didn't sneeze. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2737 It must be the Livingstone Line. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2738 We didn't think to bring our masks! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2739 Must be part of Trump's 'conversion into commercial space' order. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2740 Something about this scene isn’t tracking. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2741 When the bus is a-rockin’. Am I right? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2742 I told you and told you, I need the R. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2743 It's another Mass Transit graveyard. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2744 It's OK. They won't move until after they start chattering in garbled nonsense. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2745 Wow, IRT and IND together in the wild! 1.2525 0.05438 99 76 15 5
2746 Eureka…My Self-Isolate-2020 dissertation. 1.2525 0.05438 99 78 15 5
2747 Like certain rare tortoises, they can remain sexually viable even at an extremely advanced age. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2748 Frankly I think we’re better off waiting for the 2nd Avenue train. 1.2525 0.04836 99 75 21 2
2749 Amazing how they've reacclimated to their natural habitat. They don't seem to miss concrete at all. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2750 Dr Lexington Ave, I presume? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2751 Did Robert Frost write, "The Railroad not taken?" 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2752 They are so much more beautiful in their natural habitat 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2753 That city slicker went back when his power batteries ran out on his espresso machine I guess we have reached the end of the line 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2754 Guess we've reached the end of the line? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2755 And this was the site of the Lincoln Center station... 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2756 I always wondered where the A and 2 Lines ended 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2757 I’ve read about them. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2758 Just make sure you don't get between the A train and her cub. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2759 Having two standards is like having no standard. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2760 I thought we were roughing it. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2761 Welcome to the campgrounds where we will begin our first level of training 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2762 Wow, the subway really does take you to Flatbush. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2763 I thought the transfer to the Wilderness Trail was an express. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2764 This is the hidden place they go to spawn. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2765 I'm going to wait for the B train. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2766 So I’ve been rethinking my stance on subway urination. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2767 Let's take the A; it stops at Natural Hisory. 1.2525 0.04836 99 78 18 3
2768 I guess their society broke down because they forgot to number things? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2769 We have finally discovered the end of the line and why poor old Charlie never returned. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2770 It's another world from another lifetime, waiting for us to explore. Maybe we will find our destiny inside... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2771 Remind me again: what is a city? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2772 This could've been a lot shorter, Rick. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2773 Fulton St? ... yep... 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
2774 Careful, they look like a mating pair 1.2525 0.04836 99 75 20 2
2775 No way, Jose! I’m turning around. Have you even watched Jurassic Park? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2776 I can't remember which one goes to Far Rockaway 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2777 It’s like an artificial reef but designed to attract more city slickers. 1.2525 0.05245 99 77 17 4
2778 It's good that they're self isolating, but let's give them a little poke about the environmental issues. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2779 No, I thought you had the fare cards. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2780 The urban legend is true: they do meet eventually. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2781 Wait, are we in the Bronx zoo and that’s the monorail or are we in the forest about to have a weekly commute? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2782 Thank goodness we don't have to hike back. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2783 Don’t be afraid—out in the wild they’re actually quite harmless 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2784 Just how tired do we look? 1.2525 0.05245 99 79 14 4
2785 This was a popular pre-COVID form of public transport 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2786 Is it me, or is it spectacular to hear grass growing? 1.2525 0.04836 99 77 16 3
2787 After camping here 3 years, we can get a ride back. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
2788 I think we trekked way off rack. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2789 Look, it's the A train. This must be Sugar Hill. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2790 I’d say this urban interface is a bit contrived. 1.2524 0.04921 103 79 20 3
2791 They're spoiling your view? Don't gripe -- you think they love seeing you? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2792 We weren't trained for this wreck! 1.2500 0.03860 100 77 16 1
2793 If they're not a couple, they're too close. 1.2500 0.05198 100 78 16 4
2794 Thank God! We got here in time! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2795 I guess that’s why this is called Two Subway Trains National Forest.” “No it isn’t. Shut the fuck up. 1.2500 0.05423 104 85 11 7
2796 We'll set up base camp here and try for the G-train in the morning. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2797 Don't get excited, these trains were supposed to be here centuries ago. 1.2500 0.05389 100 82 11 6
2798 The treasure is somewhere between the pool of urine and the mariachi bands ghosts 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2799 Oh, my God...we've discovered the long lost subway car graveyard!" 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2800 You want to get a seat in the front of the train so it’s easier to take the stair exit at the next station. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2801 A 2? It this a Brutus thing? I would rather get lost in the wilderness. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2802 So that's why trains were delayed. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2803 The ranger warned, not to approach wild animals; she didn't say anything about trained ones, though... 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2804 The brochure said “side by side recreational vehicles with stereo and light bar for your outdoor adventure”. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2805 That’s right, Colonel, we’ve discovered the New Normal. East and West must come together and the twains, in fact, do meet. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2806 Which is the local and which is the express? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2807 Seems the express trains are not running on local lines today. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2808 Thank God. We have a place to sleep. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2809 Eureka! The subway car graveyard! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2810 Used to ride these before the 2020 COVID pandemic 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2811 Remember, stand clear of the closing jaws. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2812 They don't breed well in captivity. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2813 This is why I always wait for the express 1.2500 0.05573 100 80 11 6
2814 Oh God Nigel! We're walking in circles. I swear I saw this subway 2 hours ago. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2815 They can`t see us if we don`t move. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2816 It may be even quieter uptown, but let's take it. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2817 I believe we have arrived at the proverbial fork in the road. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2818 I told you indoor bathrooms are cheating; now go in the bush like a man. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2819 To catch them in their natural habitat is so rare. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2820 Notice how still the one on the right is being? And how much more at ease the one on the left looks? When you spend as much time around these things, you pick up on some things. I'm pretty sure the one on the left is a Sergeant. 1.2500 0.04317 96 73 18 1
2821 Let's overnight in separate cars. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2822 A lot has changed since the pandemic but we still bump into these every now and then. Remember that time in Indonesia? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2823 Two deep forest hikers stumble upon something they didn’t know existed. Where trolley cars steal away to find their own boneyard. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2824 Do ya think the Fed-State coordinator guys could use a little help...?" 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2825 Perfect......His and Hers! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2826 Wow! I didn't realize we'd hiked that far into the wild... 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2827 A is roomier than 3, especially after social distancing in Manhattan. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2828 This is why they should stay underground. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2829 Recalculating” I should have uploaded the new version 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2830 "So this is where they go to die." 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2831 I guess we are ready to go into wilderness or as close as we get get to it! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2832 Although I had heard rumors of "Rough Sleepers" in the forest, these are not quite what I expected to find. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2833 I thought they said the best view comes after the hardest climb…" "But they also said the end is just the beginning. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2834 Either the map has been upside down this whole time or this is some sort of symbolic art installation depicting urbanisation partway through the safari 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2835 Even the trains are wanting to get off the beat and track due to COVID-19 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2836 I wonder which one is the local? 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2837 Humans! Mission abort! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2838 Is it too late to cancel Uber? 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2839 The M train should be along in a minute. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2840 That's pretty extreme social distancing. 1.2474 0.04867 97 78 16 3
2841 Just think how advanced they were, to abandon these once they sold the island to the Dutch 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2842 Return us to the Rockaways! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2843 Oh gosh, we're totally lost now. I thought we were walking toward the B line this whole time. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2844 This isn't the quickest way to Harlem after all. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2845 Dr Livingtrain, I presume ? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2846 So this was the subway training camp they mentioned ? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2847 They are much more beautiful in the wild, not being forced to operate on tracks 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2848 I've heard the quickest way to Sugar Hill in Harlem is the "A" train. Something tells me it's not this one, though. 1.2447 0.05171 94 76 14 4
2849 So, this is what Inwood really looks like. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2850 Do we want the #2 or the A line? 1.2447 0.04458 94 76 12 4
2851 Even in this serene setting, my strongest urge is to urinate. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2852 Six feet back Carl, they're isolating. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2853 Careful, fresh air makes them irritable. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2854 You know New Yorkers can go off the rails, but I never expected anything like this. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2855 I heard the D train is really dangerous. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2856 Don't make any sudden moves. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2857 We must maintain six feet of distance. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2858 If you miss the "A" train You`ll find you missed the quickest way to Harlem..at least according to Ella... 1.2447 0.04584 94 74 16 2
2859 Quickest way to Harlem, hun. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2860 I'll take the low one and I'll be to Scotland before ye.. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2861 Well, shades of Duke Ellington. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2862 I feel like we must take the "A" Train. 1.2447 0.04584 94 74 18 2
2863 It's the only way to Sugar Hill from here. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2864 Looks like all roads led through Harlem...forget Rome. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2865 Finally we found them 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2866 Told you so. Told you so." Yes, I admit it. You were right. But at the time, buying L.L.Bean spray paint made absolutely no sense 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2867 No, Fred, it can't be possible. Humans could not have co-existed with these. 1.2447 0.04458 94 71 23 0
2868 Wait, this is Columbus Cicle? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2869 These two NewYorkers clearly don’t know what a “stay-at-home” order means. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2870 Wow, who knew the trains go all the way to Jersey? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2871 That explains the rats 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2872 Well now this doesn't track. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2873 You think we can avoid the rush hour? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2874 I’d say things are definitely off the rails. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2875 The prevailing theory is that they were torture chambers for captured enemies 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2876 I-i-i-i-t's the fastest way to get to Harlem. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2877 I've got the trains, you'll have to sleep under the tree. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2878 Nope, both are going downtown. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2879 Too close for social distancing? 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2880 It's called "the Metro Socially-Distancing Station" 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2881 Your pick, uptown or downtown? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2882 Are you sure we're on the right trail?" 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2883 Autonomous trains no doubt. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2884 This obsession with going off the beaten track is getting out of hand. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2885 This is so random 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2886 Greg, get out your "Subwaying in the wild" guide and figure out how we tell if these are going uptown or downtown. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2887 It was the A 2, Brute line. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2888 A little voice in my ear keeps saying, "take the a train". Can't seem to get it out of my head. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2889 Legend has it you can still see “Showtime” when the light hits just right. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2890 Wonder if Billy and the Duke knew what happened to their train. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2891 The old 'A' and '2' joke, eh? I was expecting the even more traditional '1' and 'B' joke! 1.2447 0.04944 94 72 17 2
2892 Did B take the wrong track? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2893 I’m tired. Let’s take the A Train. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2894 Is this what we’ve trained for?! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2895 Oh look, artifacts--probably dating back to Columbus 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2896 A rare find! Two from the pre-COVID Era. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2897 You see what high costs of rent can do to a city? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2898 So this is where old subway cars come to die. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2899 I think we’ve found the streetcar named Desire. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2900 Two subway lines, both alike in dignity, In fair Inwood, where we lay our scene. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2901 I didn't know there was subway service in the bush. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2902 Remember those? Yeah don't miss them tho. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2903 We should have saved time and taken the subway 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2904 So this is the subway graveyard we have heard about but never seen. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2905 What an incredibly rare find, it’s quite possible the urine scent is still intact. 1.2421 0.05337 95 75 15 4
2906 Of course. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2907 I'm not taking the A train unless I know how many cases they've had in Harlem. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2908 Take the A train, if you want to get to Harlem 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2909 They appear to be from a civilization that went off the rails. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2910 I think I would rather sleep with the bears . 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2911 Cuomo has taken social distancing too far 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2912 If they're a rockin' we'd better not go knockin' 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2913 I always knew they went to a better place after their service was done. 1.2421 0.05337 95 75 15 3
2914 Don’t worry Frank, they are more scared of us than we are of them. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2915 It looks like NYC is doing another restructuring. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2916 So this is where they connect? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2917 Didn’t Glenn Miller write that? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2918 That minibar better have something more than trail mix. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2919 What are we training for? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2920 'Gee, remember before everything changed, how we used to take that A train to get the hell out of here?" 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2921 We must be on the right track. The chart says Birdland is just beyond Ellingtonia. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2922 Probably just the waay they were lefft, when the virus struck! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2923 To repurpose them as porta potties they were simply relocated. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
2924 Which one is our cabin? 1.2421 0.05122 95 72 14 4
2925 Dr. Livingstone, I presume? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2926 They're overdoing it a little on that _scenic route_ campaign. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2927 Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2928 I say we take the “A” train to Sugar Hill! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2929 I told Kong to take the A train. I didn't say anything about grabbing the number two. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2930 They're a nice couple. But, boy, talk about high risk, so they decided to self-quarantine. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2931 They extended both lines out here after the Lonely Planet article. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2932 You just have to follow their tracks. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2933 Thank God for Trainspotting 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2934 Now we'll never get to Harlem! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2935 The lost tomb of Robert Moses I presume 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2936 But the A does not stop here. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2937 Are they different species, or male and female of the same species? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2938 I reserved a double. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2939 They've been put out to pasture. 1.2421 0.05122 95 72 17 3
2940 I forgot which one goes to REI. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2941 These things were once used by hunters and gatherers. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2942 Who knew there'd be an Old Spaghetti Factory way out here? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2943 Wow things sure went to seed fast at this train stop 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2944 It appears this species has mutated and can now survive in an above ground habitat. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2945 I guess the locals needed to express themselves. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2946 I’m SO confused Bob. This trek was supposed to be ALL about finding the answer to our lifelong question: “2B or not 2B?!” David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2947 The express will get us to the summit by lunchtime 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2948 We go for a walk in the woods so that we won't go off the rails 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2949 Can’t escape the concrete jungle. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2950 Oh look! Two wild trains appears! Hurry up and take a picture. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2951 I think it's a shortcut to Harlem, Harold! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2952 Now we know why the A train was late. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2953 look at that. without the humans using them they’ve finally returned to their natural habitat. the environment is healing. we are the virus. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2954 We’ve discovered one of Kong’s souvenirs! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2955 This was to be Billy Strayhorn's retirement village. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2956 You take the one on the left. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2957 That looks like the "A" train" 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2958 We finally found the subway graveyard! 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2959 That's odd. IRT, IND, but no BMT. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2960 Do you remember the quickest way to Sugar Hill? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2961 My mistake. I should have told the guide I wanted to find a "hoagie" 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2962 The right one is private, first class. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2963 I knew we should have taken the L-train. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2964 - climate track change? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2965 Is this where subway cars go when they die? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2966 Remember what the guidebook said: beware of the local. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2967 I told you we would feel at home in the wilderness. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2968 These huts must have been reserved for the ruling classes... 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2969 Do you think they heard us? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2970 It’s really quite simple. Once you establish a public transit system across the primates’ territory, the cortisol levels skyrocket on their own.” “The worst part is they only occupy a square mile of land. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2971 Don’t worry, they’re as afraid of missing you as you are of missing them. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2972 Sure, they can carry a lot of gear, but what kind of mileage do they get? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2973 The guidebook says that 'A' is the more scenic route. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2974 I was told that Far Rockaway was wild, but not "Jungle wild". 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2975 The lost trains! Resolutely running on time regardless. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2976 We just missed the 10:45 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2977 This appeals to my subway carnal instincts.... 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2978 If we want to make it to Sugar Hill we'll need to take the one on the right. 1.2381 0.04972 84 67 15 2
2979 I take A, you take 2. 1.2366 0.05162 93 71 16 3
2980 I thought the sign said trail-way, not railway. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2981 This must be where they stopped. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2982 They’re left over from a game of Jumanji. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2983 Well, now we know why the local villagers play so much Duke Ellington. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2984 Can you tell which one is for females? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2985 Maybe we're over-training? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2986 This is rapid deforestation. You can tell by the express trains. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2987 I knew someone would find a use for them. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2988 Oh wow! I’ve read about these. They carried bunches of people on tracks all over the place. 1.2360 0.04931 89 72 14 3
2989 Is either of these the Love Train? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2990 After years of quarantine, they've returned to their natural habitat. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2991 Try not to spook them. These wild services cancel easily. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2992 We found it! A new species of subway. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2993 Yeah, I agree that mass transit is “green,” but there are limits. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2994 Well, how can we not "Take the A-Train"? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2995 I didn't know the A and the 2 knew each other. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2996 We're OK, they're local cars. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2997 Ahh...nature. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2998 Wow! The subway graveyard! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2999 When I said this was the start of your wilderness training, I was being very literal. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3000 So that's where the a-train went! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3001 It was such an obsolete way to get around the city. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3002 Don’t make any sudden movements. I’ve heard they can be unpredictable. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3003 We found it: Affordable housing! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3004 But, they told us this is where we transfer to the E train. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3005 welcome to Florida 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3006 As you see, the A Trains are returning to their natural habitat. The Earth is healing! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3007 They couldn't stay in the city. She's IND and he's IRT. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3008 Finally, our training is complete! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3009 Be it ever so humble ... 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3010 It lasted just long enough to keep global warming in check 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3011 They have terrible service ,but great viewpoints 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3012 So, this is infinity? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3013 Interesting, they seem to be running faster than normal. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3014 The subway is finally returning to its natural state. I guess we are the virus. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3015 We probably look the same way to them. 1.2360 0.04800 89 68 19 1
3016 Look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. 1.2360 0.04235 89 65 17 1
3017 Did we miss a turn? I think we’re off track. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3018 I guess this is where they took it. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3019 Okay, it's time to start roughing it. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3020 A touch of home. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3021 Look, fellow jungle explorer! Humans! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3022 I'm tired now, let's go to Zabar's 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3023 City folk have trouble with Leave No Trace. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3024 They’re local. It’ll still be faster to walk. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3025 Damnit! Wouldn’t you just know? My feet are killing me, and I lost my Metrocard at that last campsite! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3026 Back when it was in operation, the Amazon railway used to be second in size to the Nile's rapid transit system. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3027 Honey,I think we might have to settle for a while. These are perfect for hosting Airbnb. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3028 I don't recall Ranger Steve saying we would have a choice of trains. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3029 Did you know that, before Covid19, the #2 train never crossed path with the A train? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3030 So THIS is where abandoned city rail-cars end up! 1.2360 0.03581 89 71 17 0
3031 Go ahead Jane, you take the high road and I'll take the A train. Cameron Aujuard Sacramento, CA 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3032 The museum would definitely prefer the one with the smiley face 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3033 I'm sure there is a toilet in the train" 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3034 Wow, two trains back to Brooklyn at the same time. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3035 I was told those were used for something before home schooling became the national standard. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3036 If two subway cars land in the forest... 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3037 (left hiker) this is sooo tiring... wanna hitch a ride? (right hiker) sure! Our luck is off the rails 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3038 I hate the trek to work. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3039 Just like my dog Charlie and Polly the parakeet, they go to a farm upstate! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3040 The trail map doesn't show a used car lot. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3041 Something's different other than it doesn't smell like pee. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3042 I never thought they would get together 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3043 Oh, so this is Inwood." 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3044 Don't worry, I heard it never runs. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
3045 I can't believe it....L.L. Bean has trains now, and all you got me was this damn backpack? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3046 It really is amazing how nature has reinvigorated itself! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3047 I thought we’d packed everything...except my Metrocard. 1.2360 0.05059 89 69 17 2
3048 They only come together to mate. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3049 The guide said we must take that one. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3050 A "and a smiley face has to be for me -- I'm the girl after all 1.2360 0.03922 89 73 14 1
3051 Remember when you said the Metrocard wasn't an essential item? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3052 Remember that movie 'Into the Wild'? They must've done a sequel. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3053 A is a nonstop. It would be too obvious if we got there so quick 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3054 So this is what you call glamping. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3055 So this what they mean by infrastructure. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3056 You had me hiking for Days on this silly Safari - - when we could have taken the 2?! 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3057 Survivalists? Out here?! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3058 Wow, I heard of them. I think they stopped running in 2020 or 2021, I can't remember. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3059 Last time I checked there wasn’t two trains in the middle of this forest.... Actually, there was only one. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3060 I can't wait to get back to the city. I don't care what people say, Brooklyn still feels rural. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3061 I hiked this whole way just to see two graffiti-free subway cars? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3062 Fred, when I said I loved "Take the A Train", I was talking about the song. I didn't mean for you to take me literally. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3063 Well, clearly we took a wrong turn. We need the B-line! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3064 You should see how the old-timers used to blow off steam! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3065 I think we're going in Columbus Circles. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3066 Excavated old track lines suggest that they once coexisted with the L train. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3067 We better call the archeologist, I think we have stumbled upon important historical artifacts. 1.2333 0.05708 90 73 11 5
3068 Wait! That's a Purple Ladyslipper. What's it doing here!?! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3069 She won't leave her nest while the brood is in procurement; it's up to him to go out each day for fresh commuters. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3070 Maybe we should have sheltered at home. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3071 I thought we'd covered our tracks. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3072 I’m pretty sure the train on the right will take us straight to Sugar Hill. 1.2333 0.04483 90 71 16 1
3073 Sshhh, keep your hopes down! They're known to disappear at the faintest glimmer. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3074 I think these used to be the primary mode of transportation in New York when we were still a Democracy. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3075 See, I told you that in the wild they always show up on time. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3076 Well, the conductor did say that it was a long hike to the bathroom! 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
3077 Oh, I 've heard about these. Look's like this station is still under construction. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3078 Were they delayed, if we didn't see when they got here? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3079 Columbus Circle? I was never a fan. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3080 I thought this was the way to the A train... 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3081 I thought you said you were bringing us to New York! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3082 I guess you'll be going home to HER now. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3083 Charley , finally did return from the streets of Boston. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3084 The locals can't be too far behind. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3085 I called Uber--not the MTA. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3086 Don't get too close - that one's empty. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3087 These transit-to-trailhead programs are getting out of hand. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3088 I thought the race was supposed to be over after the 4th inning. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3089 Hmmm. Strange location for trains. Et tu, Brute? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3090 What does this have to do with John Prine? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3091 I thought the transit migration occurred in winter. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3092 I hate it when people leave their gargbage metro systems 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3093 I prefer reconnecting with Manhanttan on the 2 train...Hiking through the wild woods of Lincoln Center and the Western environs has been a longheld dream of mine. Now, how long do you think it'll take to find the tracks? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3094 I told you we'd never find the Lost BMT Graveyard here! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3095 This is where theses ancient civilizations engaged in exotic rituals 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 2
3096 Up ‘til the Great Plague of 2020, this was an area supposedly known as Carambas Cycle.... 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3097 307 stops until Canal Street" 1.2299 0.05348 87 69 14 3
3098 After hiking all day, I hope there's enough toilet paper, disposable gloves and hand sanitizer left in either stall for both of us! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3099 The Subway Cars That Time Forgot! Note the lack of graffiti. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3100 Strange but I don't remember leaving the trains here! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3101 You know, this just doesn't feel so much like a wilderness hike; but it does feel like the Twilight Zone. 1.2299 0.05348 87 69 14 3
3102 Just a hunch, take the A train. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3103 Check the map. Are we at Wakefield Avenue or 207th Street? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3104 'I'll take the left. You take the right. See you in 2021' 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3105 No wonder they call it Camp Segue. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3106 They were left behind in the social distancing of 2020 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3107 They look like old relics from around 2020. We need to be carful, they may not have been decontaminated. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3108 in this post apocalyptic world, is it illegal to take the train without any tickets? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3109 Even the A-train is social distancing 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3110 Let's take the PATH less traveled by. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3111 I thought the A train was an urban legend. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3112 Dang it, I forgot my MetroCard. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3113 See? Now the overlords arc trying to seduce us back to our viral deaths in the city using the legendary A train. It validates my theory.” 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3114 With this horrible urban sprawl we'll have to take buses ourselves to get back to nature! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3115 What’s the IND doing here? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3116 Did you request a backup bear?! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3117 ...Well, Hemingway would suggest the one less traveled, so...Brooklyn? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3118 Whew. Thought we'd never make the April 24th train! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3119 The Express is only two millennia away. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3120 It looks like we're on Sugar Hill. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3121 Nice walk in the park. Wanna race to the Bronx? You take the A train and I'll take the 2. Winner buys dinner. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3122 The Number One Alpha ran off into the woods with the Number Two Numeric right in the middle of a working day! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3123 I don’t thing it’s a good thing for them to keep following us! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3124 Stand quietly and no fast moves." 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3125 Dr. Desire, I presume? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3126 RV shopping in the time of social distancing means you don’t get as many choices as before 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3127 Rare, yes, but not as rare as a weekday evening when you just want to get home. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3128 Don't worry, they won't charge if we show them our MetroCards. 1.2299 0.05092 87 68 16 2
3129 Be careful! These are some rough terrains. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3130 These recent service changes have become real adventures. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3131 A commuter must have planted their MetroCard. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3132 Which one is the least traveled? 1.2299 0.06052 87 68 7 5
3133 It appears someone finally took the A Train. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3134 Would it be cheating if we took the express. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3135 Ah. The End of the Line Motel. Can't wait to relax. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3136 So how are we supposed to get to Sugar Hill? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3137 If we don’t move, they won’t see us. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3138 We requested a site not too remote but this...... 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3139 This must be the Green Line. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3140 How beautiful - nature in its purest form. Humans really are the virus. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3141 That’s one mystery solved. Let’s see if the courage to stand up to your mother is in there. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3142 Careful - Don’t walk between the cars. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3143 It must be the long-lost Duke Ellington camp — but Jeter beat us here. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3144 Whoever drew the background for this wilderness camping cartoon must have been a city clicker. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3145 These New Yorkers are getting lazier by the minute. 1.2273 0.05294 88 70 14 3
3146 Phillip instantly realized that their recent argument ensured him sleeping Alone tonight, abandoning all hope of staying in the couples cabin. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3147 Rob, I think we have found the sacred burial site of some ancient civilization. 1.2273 0.05294 88 70 14 3
3148 They’re still not getting the message! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3149 Told you the MTA was going too far 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3150 How does that “The Train Less Traveled” poem go again? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3151 Don’t think they’re going where we are... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3152 Someone should tell the passengers at the station there will be a delay. 1.2235 0.04986 85 70 12 3
3153 Relics from 2020 BSD (Before Social Distancing). 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3154 It’s Mr. Duke Ellington’s I presume. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
3155 It's an urban jungle out there. 1.2235 0.05391 85 71 10 4
3156 So how much did you pour into this "Uber" of trains venture? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3157 If a train plows through a forest and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3158 Huh, that must be Airstream's new Subway edition. 1.2235 0.04546 85 69 14 1
3159 So, it appears that everyone and everything needs a respite from the city now and then 1.2235 0.05391 85 68 12 3
3160 They called it a sandwich or crowded transit. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3161 The government turned old subway cars into field hospitals, but the destination is still the same! 1.2235 0.05125 85 67 15 2
3162 Don't make any sudden movements... you might delay it. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3163 Does one of them house the tiger? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3164 Damn these hipsters and their tiny houses. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3165 I’ve never seen two diners next to each other! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3166 Ah, let's take a pic for grandpa. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3167 Two trains diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3168 Eh? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3169 We are here for the boogie man 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3170 WOW !!!!!!! They Really Did Make It To The URBAN JUNGLE !!!!! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3171 The city's a jungle" may be a metapho 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3172 upkeep hasn’t kept up on the subway 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3173 I hear their migration is only 40 minutes, but it always seems to take an hour and a half. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3174 And straight ahead, Beautiful creatures in their natural habitat... I think. This is only my third day out here. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3175 This explains those tracks we saw back there. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3176 With no passengers, they must have decided to enjoy the spring. Lats-Erik Öller Stockholm, Sweden 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3177 We seems to have found the long-lost subway car summer camp. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3178 We should have gotten that apartment closer to the Green Line. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3179 What do you mean, you wonder if we could get a ride?! It was your idea to go hiking in the first place!!! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3180 This is the historical site where the transit authority signed its surrendered to Uber! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3181 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3182 I had no idea the road less traveled led here! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3183 I remember there used to be two tracks here Before COVID (BC). 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3184 At last we've found it! The fabled ancient site of Manhattan! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3185 Outside their natural habitat they live above ground. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3186 The platform must be in the next clearing. 1.2235 0.05125 85 67 15 2
3187 that’s the car you carved my name in the seat 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3188 So where do you suppose you go number one? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3189 They tried to run away together. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3190 I think he mentioned this in "Walk In the Woods 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3191 I'd say this is the ancient site of Columbus Circle, but transferring between trains was never this simple. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3192 We used to ride on them from Manhattan to Brooklyn before the pandemic. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3193 I thought we were going to the elephant graveyard? You never stop and ask for directions! 1.2235 0.05125 85 66 15 2
3194 see? even nature wants us back in the city. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3195 With COVID-19 service reductions trains get put out to pasture. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3196 Their mating dance will be delayed due to train traffic head of us. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3197 I guess we're not the only ones to go off track. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3198 And we could have taken a bus! 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3199 We don’t need a map, Duke Ellington’s got us... 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3200 The A train overshot Harlem. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3201 Such primitive anti-social distancing seeems now so.....anti-Rural! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3202 Looks like we've uncovered the origin of today’s “urban creep!” 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3203 Eureka! We found the fossilized remains of the IRT & BMT trainrasoris! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3204 Ride-sharing services have been encroaching on their natural habitat. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3205 They always are there when your not in a rush. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3206 Oh, this must be one of those Glamping places. 1.2235 0.04844 85 68 14 2
3207 Remember back when people used to travel around in these? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3208 I'm so glad you called Subway Sherpas. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3209 Welcome to survival training 101. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3210 The A Train has isolated itself from the Corona Virus. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3211 Can't we decide after a couple of granola bars? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3212 Is this where the trains go to hang-out between rush hour traffic? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3213 Well... let’s go to Harlem! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3214 A bunch of animals in there 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3215 My God! I’d thought they were extinct! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3216 This must be their secret Underground Lair. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3217 Let's not take the one that knocked over a tree. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3218 Well, it's hardly the Lost Ark, but it might qualify as the Lost A Train 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3219 Well, a lot of wildlife did inhabit those things. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
3220 Even things can get distrackted. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3221 Ever since the Birdwatching Society was forced to start accepting Trainspotters too, things have been getting weird. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3222 Honeymooners? We got 'em on social distancing. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3223 Eventually, after the 3rd year of the 21st century pandemic, everyone left the big cities and they moved subway cars to national parks for modular housing. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3224 Do you think we’ll arrive at the same time? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3225 Who would have known that jetpack backpacks, magic wands, and cool hats would have replaced public transportation. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3226 Hold on a sec, I could swear we've passed this spot before. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 11 3
3227 I told you we would have to train for this expedition 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3228 Ok, two trains diverged in a yellow wood... Now what? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3229 Nobody wants to be in The City these days. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3230 Don't you just love roughing it, out in the wilderness? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3231 too soon? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3232 Whew! We finally caught the A Train 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3233 My god, who’s next? Thomas the Tank Engine? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3234 There goes the neighborhood.” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3235 If we take the A train, I think we can transfer to Fairbanks Bus 142. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3236 That's a surprise, we never noticed any tracks.... 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3237 Covid killed public transport in the 2020s" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3238 Oh my! A rare siting of 2A sloths! 1.2195 0.04760 82 66 13 1
3239 So this is where the train's dispatcher holds them "momentarily". 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3240 We could hike the rest of the way, bout the quickest way to Sugar Hill is the A train, Elliot. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3241 Oh my gosh... I left the iron on! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3242 The bus stops here 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3243 Just remember, they can smell fear. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3244 I told you, today's Saturday, not Friday 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3245 You absolutely said we'd be having a foray. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3246 There used to be a city here. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3247 I guess this is the end of the line, Mr.Blue. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3248 Come on Duke.....Let's take the A train. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3249 It’s so nice seeing them in their natural habitat. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3250 Oh no, Johnny. A Capital A? There goes the neighborhood. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3251 See Peter? I told you that the A train passed by here ... 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3252 Jumped the track? Maybe. But how'd they end up right here? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3253 Oh, those retired Broadway divas! They never stop demanding an understudy. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3254 I told you Billy Strayhorn used to have his summer home in these woods. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3255 I don’t know either just how they got here, but, we’ve got to Take The A Train. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3256 Wait a minute--is that Krakuer's bus? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3257 They need a little breathing space, too. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3258 Do you know which is the express? 1.2195 0.04599 82 67 14 1
3259 Tell the Governor we located his problem. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3260 That's infrastruture! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3261 Now, ain't nobody got time for this! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3262 I'd say take the A train. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3263 Train robbers. They took the A train. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3264 It's just not the same without all the crowds. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3265 Huh, Jersey isn't so bad. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3266 When you said 'cross-country training,' I thought you meant something different. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3267 On paper they are incompatible but out in the wild, who knows? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3268 They said to take the A Train to get out of the woods 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3269 There's the damn A train. I waited hours for it. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3270 Oh look, our own co-ed “Into the Wild” set location. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3271 Two trains diverged in a wood... 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3272 1. Do you think Duke Ellington is on the A train? 2. I feel as though I never left home. 3. So this is where they dump old subway cars. 4. I've traveled thousands of miles only to end up where I started 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3273 I didn't know the A Train went all the way out here 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3274 Sadly, 'leave no trace behind' isn't followed by everyone. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3275 Now this is roughing it; no satellite dish. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3276 Looks like we have to walk the rest of the way. 1.2195 0.05213 82 65 14 2
3277 I know it goes to Sugar Hill up in Harlem, but I didn't know it came here. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3278 I wonder where the restroom room for number 1 is. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3279 Wow nature really is beautiful 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3280 I was hoping you would do something like this. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3281 2, 'A,' We must be in Canada. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3282 It's the Lost Graveyard of the Elevated 1.2195 0.04259 82 70 10 2
3283 Duke, do you think we should take that train? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3284 They make them into tiny houses now 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3285 new york post quarantine 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3286 I thought we would find wild creatures out here, but these ones are clearly trained! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3287 I thik the A goes to Coney Island 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3288 Platform B must be across the river. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3289 This is what they used to call "the subway." 1.2195 0.05494 82 66 12 3
3290 I never thought we would find the fabled end of the DC Metro...the L'Enfant Graveyard. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3291 These anxious quarantine dreams are far worse than my SAT dreams of "use tergiversation in a sentence". 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3292 Have you ever seen Into the Wild? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3293 Oh, thank God! Giant porta potties! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3294 They look so magnificent in the wild 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3295 And this is Penn Station under quarantine. We are the virus. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3296 So much for getting away from the city. 1.2195 0.04916 82 64 16 1
3297 Yikes. Talk about a substantial delay. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3298 Let's take a quick look. Reliable used cars or lemons? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 11 3
3299 Breeding grounds ... stay clear of the caboose. 1.2195 0.05494 82 66 12 3
3300 They're not a matched pair. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3301 Want to pull a Rosie Ruiz? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3302 In ancient times, knights rode within the bellies of these steel dragons that spewed fiery breaths of garbage while traversing the lands of Manhattan. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3303 The field guide said only the 6 train would be in this area... 1.2195 0.06262 82 70 6 6
3304 Well there they are, I heard they were made in China, how they got here is the enigma. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3305 I think we should take the green line. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3306 Uptown or down? 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3307 Which one do you think goes inbound? 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3308 Where's B 1? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3309 Do we really want to return? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3310 Run-aways. Now that there's no more circus. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3311 I always get lost when I go below the grid. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3312 Unbelievable! I haven‘t seen on of these in years! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3313 'A' train Inwood is worth '2' in Flatbush. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3314 Take the Number 2 train. I didn't hike all this way just to end up in Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3315 I think they're taking social distancing a little too far! 1.2195 0.04916 82 63 16 1
3316 I think we should wait for the express. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3317 Don't laugh at their hats, we'll get fired for discrimination. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3318 The 'A' train must be a local. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3319 These Hollywood people never clean up. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3320 Well, we could... but if we walk a little further we could take the 5 and avoid needing the shuttle to Grand Central. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3321 Let's see what The Google says is the track less traveled. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3322 The guidebook claims that people would ride I them, sometimes in little tunnels under the ground. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3323 This new subway line is wild... 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3324 I think it's housing for MTA workers during the quarantine. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3325 Finally, we've reached our destination. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3326 I hope it's not running local. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3327 We have to hike our way out of this. The wheels on the trains are missing. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3328 Another universe, where Sugar Hill and Flatbush collide. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3329 Legends say it was a signal malfunction. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3330 Well, the map did say trail ways would be about here. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3331 Finders Keepers is the law of the land, right? 1.2195 0.05213 82 65 14 2
3332 After ten long years we've finally found it... the secret MTA burial grounds. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3333 Local or Express? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3334 Social distancing is going to be harder than we thought. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3335 We hiked all day when we could have taken the A train! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3336 I suppose this means you won't be coming home with me tonight. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3337 I told you we were going West. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3338 There it is, the Adirondack express! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3339 It’s getting harder and harder to escape the city these days, isn’t it. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3340 What do you think happened to the ones B-4? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3341 Wow, this off-the-rails is wildly far-out off-the-wall. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3342 Remember, this tribe hates making eye contact. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3343 Here they are ... the Cuomo family burial plots. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3344 We’ve found it! L dorado. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3345 It used to be called Public Transit 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3346 I love how they're upgrading the forest. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3347 These are endangered in Los Angeles. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3348 At last, the trains that run on time. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3349 See? The opposites attract each other. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3350 Either we've been hiking for too long or we took the wrong turn coming back to our subway station. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3351 If this becomes an issue, does it sound reasonable to say we thought this was the same as B1? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3352 Nature really does take over once people are gone. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3353 I'm pretty sure we take the A back to the trailhead. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3354 I thought we brought A camper van. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3355 Why can't they run down valley trains on weekends? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3356 Glamping is one thing... but mass transit is another. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3357 The runaways most often use remote pastures as hideaways to express their forbidden love. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3358 Into the Wild" only had one bus 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3359 Far off the beaten tracks they thought they'd never be found...they were wrong. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3360 Careful, don't let them see your food or open beverages. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3361 Finally - a bathroom! 1.2169 0.05698 83 68 10 3
3362 Careful, they might only accept tokens. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3363 I continue to be in awe of of Yosemite and it’s outdoor amenities. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3364 Do you suppose that they’re really happy? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3365 What strange way to blaze a trail! 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3366 It's not rockin,so let's do some knockin. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3367 Well, I guess this is the end of the line. I am on A and you are on 2. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3368 I'm not going to argue over this - I get the one with the tub. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3369 They were under pressure to preserve the forest primeval, so the transit people shelved their plans to build a subway stop here. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3370 Stand clear, they said. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3371 Only YOU can prevent track fires! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3372 It was a crazy time back then. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3373 Let's check to see if they have toilet paper. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3374 Downtown Chicago 2040 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3375 They appear to have been venues for exotic dancers. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3376 This doesn't count as camping 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3377 I see an 'A' and a '2'. Clearly, only algebra can solve the mystery of train cars in a woods. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3378 Duke said take the A Train. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
3379 Shhhhh. Don’t scare them. They gather until there are a few of them. Then they will leave. They can only travel in groups. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3380 Legend has it people travelled in here once. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3381 So this is what's beyond Canarsie, the subway-train-grave-yard. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3382 There are no bathrooms on this trail, but I’m sure no one will notice if you go in either of these. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3383 YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3384 https://youtu.be/cb2w2m1JmCY 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3385 I'm glad we got the Duke Ellington Wilderness Guide 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3386 I convinced the conductor to go home and self-isolate, and no one else was aboard. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3387 The urban jungle is full of surprises. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3388 I don't think we are in Kansas anymore. 1.2125 0.05539 80 65 11 3
3389 We’ve reached the summit of Sugar Hill. If you listen really carefully you can still hear those rails a-thrumming. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3390 We've found the L and plant burial ground! 1.2125 0.05539 80 64 11 2
3391 Living in the wild isn't quite what I imagined it would be. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3392 They don't go anywhere. But at least there's less manspreading. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3393 I don’t remember this is Jurassic Park 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3394 Weird place for a bus stop. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3395 Did you ever wonder where old lines go to die? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3396 Shh... don’t make any sudden sounds or you’ll startle them... 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3397 Don't you think they should self-quarantine for 14 days? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3398 Replacement bus service, anyone?" 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3399 France's transport strike now longest in three decades 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3400 His and Hers? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
3401 Look at the map again. This station is supposed to be across the river. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3402 Must be entering Metro Park. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3403 Wow, you almost never see them above ground! Sweetie, have you never been to Queens?” 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3404 Ah, those soft little bodies! Can we still consume them. I’m still hungry from that light lunch. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3405 Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo? 1.2125 0.04245 80 66 11 1
3406 The 2’s full of tourists. The A is the hiker’s train. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3407 Taking the express to the end of the trail is faster than stopping at every bear outhouse. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3408 Them were the days my friend....... 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3409 Concrete jungle, is that you? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3410 Well, Duke Ellington wouldn't just walk right by it 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3411 So this is how they're gonna quarantine new cases once everyone realizes it will never be safe to ride the subway again. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3412 Morty, I won’t eat anywhere that gets less than an A rating. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3413 Have they been in quarantine long enough? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3414 THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO HARLEM. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3415 I the Mr. Ellington said to take the 'A' train. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3416 It was only a matter of time. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3417 Look! Skeletons of the MTA- Modern Transit of the Anthropocene. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3418 Not sure which one gets us back to camp. Eeny meeny miny moe. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3419 What was that snake saying to you? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3420 3B can't be far now! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3421 We didn’t believe her when she said the A Train came here. Why did we walk ? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3422 See Lucus, this is what life could've looked like if you stayed with Martha." "Dumped and abandoned?" "No, loco and off the rails. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3423 My God, the old legends are true — it's the Elevated's graveyard! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3424 have you seen the 1b yet? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 12 1
3425 But I don't need #2! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3426 They really should move this zoo outside city limits. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3427 Expedition discovers ancient graveyard of mothballed school buses 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3428 I guess I have seen a rat's nest before. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3429 No, they never said where to take it....... 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3430 Now remember, learn from George's mistake and do NOT press the booby-trapped stop request button. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3431 This is odd, did you hear a Strayhorn? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3432 Hey look Matt, I think my Mom told me about these! People used to ride in them to go to work, back when gatherings of 3 or more people was allowed... and people worked outside the home! Can you imagine? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3433 All we know is they gathered in them for some kind of pole dancing ritual 1.2125 0.04771 80 66 12 2
3434 I'm taking the #2 train. Which one are you taking, Duke? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3435 It's sort of like a mysterious fork I encountered in the Australian Outback. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3436 The Graveyard! Just like the natives said! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
3437 I have the feeling we are not alone. 1.2125 0.04934 80 63 15 1
3438 Did I ever ask you what happened to exploration without tracks? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3439 The elephant graveyard is up ahead. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3440 This explains the pack rats we saw in the subway. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3441 This must be the Jamaica line. 1.2099 0.05187 81 65 13 2
3442 I guess MTA really meant Many Trains Absconded 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3443 Ok, I'm out of fruit snacks but my stereo still has battery. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3444 Told you there wouldn't be a sandwich place out here. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3445 With New York under quarantine, the subway cars return to their natural habitat. Beautiful. #WeAreTheVirus 1.2099 0.05187 81 65 13 2
3446 These Matthew McConaughey bingo games have really gotten out of hand. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3447 Great! We're NOT going to miss the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3448 I’m a capitalist, but the competition has gotten ridiculous. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3449 Look! It’s the legendary ‘end of the line’. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3450 The USO show where they sang "Take the A train" ? I think those boys took it literally. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3451 I had the strangest dream last night: my husband and I both morphed into subway carts 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3452 I forget—which one is the Express? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3453 They better not have dinged my door. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3454 You must take the "A" train To go to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3455 Looks like we just got BUSSted. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3456 I was told this was the new subway station trail. 1.2078 0.05338 77 65 9 3
3457 Now I've been crying lately, Thinkin' about the world as it is Why must we go on hating, Why can't we live in bliss 'Cause out on the edge of darkness, There rides a Peace Train Oh Peace Train take this country, Come take me home again“ 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3458 Finally, we've arrived at spring training camp. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3459 After a long hike, there's so much thanks to Express. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3460 I'll meet you at Zabar's. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3461 Define ‘public’ transport. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3462 These were the most dangerous habitats of all 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3463 It's a small world. 1.2078 0.05649 77 63 10 3
3464 See you later. We must now enter social distancing. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3465 As the numbers and the letters come from two distinct origins, it's strange to find them together in the wild" 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3466 Be careful; don't step on the third rail. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3467 They were parked here years ago, during that Coronavirus thing 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3468 Our final challenge! At first they look exactly yet same but I think they differ. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3469 I wonder what time the next tree leaves? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3470 IRT and IND becomes "in dirt", I win! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3471 This is where old subway cars go to die. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3472 Robert,you shall be telling this with a sigh, somewhere ages and ages hence 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3473 Look, Bob! Reminiscent of Chernobyl returning to nature after the nuclear meltdown there, we’ve stumbled upon evidence of America returning to nature as a result of its incompetent president during The Great Pandemic! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3474 I’m telling you it’s not Ghostbusters. It’s the end of some film and he goes “you maniacs! You blew it up.” I wish we had cellphone service I’d look it up. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3475 Would we dare -- what? Wait, you're saying we should elope! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3476 So, this is where the tracks end. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3477 We've been training for this our whole lives 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3478 The savage ones don't travel in straight lines 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3479 These new eco-friendly trains are all marketing. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3480 That's the last time we book a backwoods wilderness training getaway on AirBnB. 1.2051 0.04950 78 62 14 1
3481 Oh, we must have stumbled on New York's next big neighborhood. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3482 Went missing during the Dinkins Administration! 1.2051 0.05276 78 62 12 2
3483 Should we view this as an example of competition or cooperation in nature? 1.2051 0.04602 78 64 12 1
3484 I told you I was the best tracker around 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3485 I feel like we're back on track! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3486 What the fuck? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3487 Ancient civilizations these days... 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 12 1
3488 They always come in pairs. 1.2051 0.04950 78 62 14 1
3489 In case we want to experience an alternate reality. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3490 I told you there was no need to rush. Not even the commuter train has left. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3491 When you said self isolation, this is not what I meant. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3492 Wow! I read that the Red Line had derailed again, but this? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3493 Slowly, slowly, we don't want to spook them. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 13 1
3494 Are you ready for your wilderness training? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3495 I thought it would be a highway to heaven 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3496 I guess nobody saw the RV after-market coming. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3497 Catching the trains. 1.2051 0.05276 78 63 12 2
3498 This one, Duke Ellington said, "Take the A Train" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3499 But the article said Inwood was "undiscovered" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3500 I thought only elephants went here. 1.2051 0.04950 78 61 14 1
3501 Actually, we had been talking about running away together for a while... 1.2051 0.05276 78 63 12 2
3502 Their human owners sheltering at home, the trains reclaim their natural habitat 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3503 Look's like Duke's directions were right. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3504 Well if they’re both less-traveled, which one do we take? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3505 I knew the graveyard of the streetcars was more than just a legend. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3506 well look at that caboose! 1.2051 0.04950 78 61 14 1
3507 Hmmm...looks like Metro is preparing for the DC peak and taking refuge in nature. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3508 Well John, that’s going to save a helluva lot of time. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3509 I didn’t know Amazon delivered to the Amazon 1.2051 0.05583 78 64 10 3
3510 A 2 Bus-stop? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3511 MTA , MTA, MTA of the Jungle/weak as it could be! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3512 Lets' choose A. I think it needs us." 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3513 well quarantine lasted longer than expected 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3514 It's an Alabama salute to their departing quarterback. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3515 Dr. Livingston, we should take the A train for the quickest way to Home! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3516 We'll need to remember our training for this part. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3517 You take the two, but I need to go to Sugar Hill in Harlem 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3518 You take the A train and I'll have tea on the 2. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3519 The Guidebook says they were playthings for a giant, extinct race of something called children. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3520 ?margorp sliart-ot-sliar eth desrever yeht evaH !on hO 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3521 So much for social distancing. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3522 No, I only have a ticket for the B line. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 8 3
3523 It's been a long while since I've been up here to Sugar Hill in Harlem. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3524 These hikers have encountered a new species of locals 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3525 Man...that Tiger King guy had two of everything... 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 13 1
3526 Whoa - -which two of us is Wa-ay off Track? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3527 They met on the road. It was love at first bump. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3528 Here too bodies were pressed up against one another although, unlike in the cinema or the stadium, there seems to have been no compensatory enjoyment provided. Baffling. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3529 Chambers Street I presume? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3530 Speaking of way off track.... 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3531 Seriously, Chuck, we‘re just fifteen hours in and you already see Fata Morganas? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3532 I thought the Fulton Street station was the only place where the #2- and A-trains meet. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3533 'I just knew we shouldn't have followed those tracks'. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3534 I invoke Covid-19 Social Distancing - You take 2. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3535 We must have arrived in post pandemic Manhattan. I am sure that is the A train that used to run to Brooklyn. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3536 Toward the end of their civilization they said, what the heck, let’s let the IRT and IND lines collide. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3537 I haven't seen one of these creatures since the pandemic 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3538 You look for monkeys and you wind up in Clarksville. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3539 Don’t make any sudden movements - these are both express trains - and whatever you do, stand clear of the closing doors. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3540 Didn’t I say we could just take the A train? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3541 I remember when they use to write songs about her 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3542 I'm glad they left tracks. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3543 I could never find a train when I needed one. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3544 That's it! The fabled path to deepest, darkest, Far Rockaway! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3545 So much for B-lining it. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3546 Yes, they’re manmade, but their microfauna is WILD. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3547 Better use the binocs. They might be coupling. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3548 Obviously a war relic. We might as well surrender to each other in one or both of these. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3549 California social distancing has go to far! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3550 Careful, they're contagious. 1.2025 0.05215 79 67 9 3
3551 Oh,honey,they're really upping the challenge at survivalist camp this year! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3552 Yeah, we can get to the Amazon on the "A" , but it's going to take us all the way around SoHo. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3553 -Ah..., there it is. Two beautiful animals mating in the wild.- -How would that go?-” 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3554 New York is officially a zoo. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3555 I can't believe it! No D train. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3556 Very unusual. You don't normally see a 2 and an A together north of One Hundred and Third Street. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3557 So this is 207th Street 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3558 Finally ... the BMT and the IRT and the IND have won and have returned 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3559 Ah... we have finally found it... The West Side... 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3560 We have to choose less traveled one. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3561 She’s a 2 and he’s an A. They’re so different. It’ll never work. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3562 Background music 'Ellington,s Take the A Train ' Have-not heard that tune in a while 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3563 A lost civilisation revealed 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3564 Those chimps are getting smarter, but they're still not quite there. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3565 Finally found! This is where you trains ended up.. lets take the A train to Harlem 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3566 Similar to the yellow cars we saw earlier on the trail, these were another form of pre-COVID transportation 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3567 Now remind me, which one is meant to be longer? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3568 My god you're right- it IS the Chattanooga choo-choo! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3569 Do you think they made a sound? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3570 You take the hinges off their doors, I'll cover them both with plastic wrap, then we knock and run. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3571 I think we've found the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3572 So this is where they get lube jobs. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3573 Times Square is really empty. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3574 Do you think we’ll be allowed to camp beyond Central Park in 2021? 1.2000 0.05369 75 61 11 2
3575 You take '2', I'll take 'A' because, I like its smile❣ 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3576 It's $2.50 each way. I think I'd prefer to walk. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3577 Trains do not always operate or sometimes miss the tracks. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3578 You can't there from here. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3579 We have arrived at the train graveyard 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3580 All we need now is the cast of 'Pelham 123'... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3581 Dr. Zizmor's secret map said these would be here, and that eternally clear skin would be our reward! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3582 Finally, a decent view from the A train. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3583 Self-isolation that’s the way we go​ 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3584 Our latest national monument "The School Bus". It was driven by brave men and women who took children to buildings called "schools". 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 12 1
3585 The lock-down is in place, we could rest for a few days. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3586 Let take the entrance mark A. 2 the left 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3587 Repurposed cars after the subways filled up with water. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3588 This must have been part of an urban area before the jungle reclaimed it. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3589 I'm not trained for this. 1.2000 0.05695 75 62 9 3
3590 The coronavirus has forced them underground. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3591 I guess this means we're an endangered species 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3592 If we take the A train, we'll avoid all of the rush hour crowd. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3593 That's the "A" train alright. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3594 Especially in the wild, Gladys, you still have to mind the closing doors! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3595 Wow, they're early for once. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3596 Where is the third door? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3597 You think Charlie still needs that one more nickel? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3598 No. I said I wanted some A1. The steak sauce. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3599 I assume this one goes to Harlem 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3600 Even though we weren't around to hear it, they had to have made a sound. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3601 What time period do you think it’s from?” “Well... we also found to skeletons next to a 24pk of Charmin... I would say sometime between the rise of TikTok with the boomer generation and the collapse of modern democracy.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3602 We asked for directions to the trail. But they gave us directions to the trailers! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3603 Let’s keep on trackin’. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3604 Careful, the third rail is covered in poison ivy. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3605 Here's our camp! Toilets are in trailer number 2. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3606 The horror! The horror! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3607 I guess someone really did take the A train! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3608 I think they are doing their 14 day thing 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3609 I never thought it really existed. This must be the stop for the lost city of Atlantis." 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3610 Okay Broseph, I’ll paper, scissor, rocks you for dibs on the A train. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3611 I hope our provisions last to 42nd Street. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3612 It’s a new song for you to whistle. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3613 Len,now we know where the Duke put the A train. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3614 This must be where they come to die. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3615 It looks like they were also trying to get away from the tourists. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3616 Archaeological find from the COVID-19 ERA 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3617 Well, this explains the A Train delays. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3618 Isolation partners? No offense, but let's split up and get the extra room. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3619 I could never hike back. Thank God I voted for the funding to bring the subway lines all the way out here. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3620 What do you think Cade, Autobot or Decepticon? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3621 They’ve been sneaking up on us since the change to electric 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3622 I’m not sure I want take out from a diner . 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3623 Somebody must've written a song about it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3624 This is where the subways go, when they're on vacation. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3625 You take the high road and I 'll take the low road--- 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3626 I didn’t know Subway had food trucks. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3627 But can they make a fire when they get away? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3628 I thought you said you knew how to read a map! 1.1974 0.05305 76 62 11 2
3629 Can’t really blame them when they were here first. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 11 1
3630 I think there is a song in this. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3631 So when you sang "I must take the A train", you really took it here?!? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3632 Which one do you think will leave first? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3633 Looks like they've bussed in some forest critters - it'll be nice to have wildlife again. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3634 They're bringing the infected ones down here! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3635 Which one goes to Penn Station? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3636 So that's why the A train never came! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3637 I knew the A Train was the best express uptown, but I didn't know it went this far. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3638 Doctor, Livingston Street, I presume. 1.1918 0.04640 73 58 14 0
3639 I think they used it to travel back then... 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3640 These are *checks notes* petri dishes of disease our ancestors used to ride in an ancient city called Man-hatt-an. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3641 Look! This must be where they took the "A Train." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3642 Excuse me....Is this the way to Vermont? Lady, your in Vermont....Keep walking Can you believe that Broad? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3643 ‘Jamaica Plain’ is where he changed. Look for a nickel. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3644 Take that one on the right, it's the fastest way to Sugar Hill in Harlem. 1.1912 0.05241 68 54 10 1
3645 Do you think we can hitch a ride? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3646 I told you to cover our tracks, Steve. 1.1912 0.05241 68 55 11 1
3647 Says we’re in cabin B 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3648 Where’s Carol Merrill when you need her? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3649 Felt like I forgot something. My pants are in the A car. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3650 Duke Ellington said to 'take the A train' ,but I'm not in tune with that. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3651 I wonder how many coronaviruses one of these could carry? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3652 Hey Elias, two A or not two A, that is the question. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3653 Fulton Street, I presume? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3654 Didn't I told you to bring the MTA schedule? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3655 Social distancing Dear, naturally I'm A and you're number 2. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3656 Now, should we exit here and walk ? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3657 Wow. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Far Rockaway! It sure looks different. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3658 Be careful, don't get too close. Those relics are like Chernobyl. 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
3659 I was half expecting 2B. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3660 Isn't that the bus that dropped us off two hours ago? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3661 I told you we were going to the urban jungle 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3662 We'll do Ladies right and Gents on the left 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3663 Great- grandma told me she used to have to ride in one of these things a half an hour BOTH ways every day to a big prison where they forced her to play video games on something called a 'smart phone'. What do you suppose THAT was? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3664 I didn't think these trains really existed. The "Trains That Were Always On Time"! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3665 I heard Hester Prynne had moved out to the country... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3666 Too close for comfort! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3667 What do you think, IRT or BMT? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3668 Careful, they're known to harbor savages. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3669 No honey, it's not really a choice. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3670 They are less than six feet apart. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3671 This must be the ancient burial place that old subway cars go to die." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3672 Dammit. I forgot my MTA card. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3673 You promised we could walk the whole way there. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3674 I see the animals must be telling us they don't want their virus back. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3675 We've found the ancient MTA burial ground and some of the big trains that couldn't 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3676 No,mixed couples often elope. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3677 This is not what I meant by find a Subway, Charles. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3678 Don't get too close. One of them isn't wearing its mask. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3679 I thought you said you wanted to go to Subway" "Samantha, nobody ever wants to go to Subway 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3680 The A train, I presume? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3681 How can we go home with these two trains on ground. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3682 Make sure we sit 6 feet apart & cover our heads with our sleeping bags. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3683 No one goes to Sugar Hill anymore. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3684 Look hunny, it’s two endangered subway cars nesting after their yearly breed 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3685 Call it in, WE FOUND OZZIES CRAZY TRAIN 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3686 Don't forget where we parked our trains. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3687 So I guess this must be the end of the line... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3688 Keep walking! Subways are definitely virus prone. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3689 Ok! Soon as they get the tracks laid, we can get The 2 Train to Flatbush. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3690 See, I told you we could have taken then train. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3691 I think they used these for transportation back in the 21st century when there was a city here. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3692 2 B or not 2 B ? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3693 Mind the wildlife 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3694 I wonder if these still work 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3695 I'm sorry dear, but I really don't think this is the quickest way to Harlem. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3696 Bridge and tunnel crowd, I presume? 1.1892 0.04971 74 63 9 1
3697 This time, let’s explore the 2 line. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3698 After all these years, Emily! The fabled subway car graveyard! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3699 Small, yes. Tiny ... no. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3700 The post-pandemic lure of eco-friendly transportation? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3701 So much for a day off while kids are on a school field trip. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3702 I guess it's just their way of Social Distancing." 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3703 Let's leave these two love birds alone. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3704 It's the lost city of A! Only 25 more to go and we'll have it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3705 Boy, it was hard finding my train! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 10 1
3706 Mark, grab my phone and open the host review page. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3707 Do you think we can still catch it? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3708 No, not the end of the line. The beginning of a grand, new adventure.” 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3709 Well, that’s one way to get Infrastructure funding. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3710 It appears the native animals have already been trained. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3711 Neither will make a whit of difference. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3712 This is why the map said 'you will choose between the Bronx and Brooklyn' 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3713 Try not to startle them. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3714 Oh, let's go for A — I've heard it's the scenic route. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3715 In ancient times, the "subway people" put the old ones on the ocean floor. Then the floor ran out. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3716 With social distancing, the trains were free to go back to their natural habitat. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3717 I understand that in the ante pandemic era, people used to pack themselves into these things to collectively aggregate at workplaces, schools, places of worship, and other social events. Now they are just for quarantining people off cruise ships. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3718 Darryl... I think these are toaster ovens from 200 BCV (before Corona Virus) 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3719 It appears we've reached the beginning of the lone. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 12 0
3720 These must be the contaminated cars left over from the corona disaster of the double 20 bubble. 1.1857 0.05105 70 57 11 1
3721 These remote mating areas are why subways just aren't affordable outside densely populated urban areas. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3722 According to Strayhorn, we should take the A train. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3723 Oh, they went extinct about a thousand years ago - before that they ate people ! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3724 You take the one on the right, I'll get the other one. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3725 At last, we’ve found a spot with his and her social distancing. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3726 Do you have 2 tokens? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3727 I will not create a pithy comment for this Because It would be in very bad taste based on the events in the last weeks or so . A hero died in an arson event. Another Trainderailed. Sometimes the NYer is in the 1% of comedy and that’s not a compliment 1.1857 0.05495 70 61 6 3
3728 This looks like a really good place to sign a surrender! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3729 So that's what Robert Frost meant! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3730 Mayor de Blasio, I presume? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3731 After years of searching, the Bensons finally discovered the subway graveyard. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3732 Communicable Transit circa 2019 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3733 Imagine our luck. Neighbors less than six feet apart. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3734 Be careful, they're endangered now. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3735 They say way back before the pandemic it had a celestial ceiling. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3736 The A Train will not be running on normal times as it concentrates on fulfilling your fever dreams from Corona Virus 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 10 0
3737 I told you this was a trackless wilderness. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3738 Hmm, their tracking device seems to have a glitch. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3739 The West Village cars always were the class of the field. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3740 This is the railway sanctuary. It was a technology that made too much sense to us, so we never adopted it. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3741 Nipsey 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3742 This must be the Subterranean Forest. 1.1857 0.05105 70 57 11 1
3743 The plaque said “Bronx, circa 2020.” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3744 I'll take the A train and you can have 2nds. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3745 They are well trained. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3746 See, I told you taking the train would have been faster 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3747 The A train doesn't usually come out this far, except during a quarantine. 1.1857 0.04455 70 59 10 1
3748 Wilderness Training 101 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3749 ‘“And I heard that vines have covered the Empire State Building.” Don Dechman, Austin, TX 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3750 We've arrived mister Livingston... Clarksville 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3751 And so this concludes our afternoon on the Duke Ellington Memorial Trail. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3752 I am stow sowned. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3753 How romantic! They met like us at Times Square. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3754 I'm with the Duke,let's take the A Train! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3755 After months of searching, we came upon the runaway trains. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3756 Clamping in Central Park 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3757 I wonder why they quit before putting them in order? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3758 I for one am glad we don't have to walk back. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3759 Does it bite? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3760 I told you we would see interesting things on our visit to the Planet of the Apes 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3761 Granddaddy says people used to ride in them before COVID-19. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3762 I think I'll wait for the express train. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3763 Hmmm...Duke said he'd meet us here... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3764 Social distancing applies to trailers too right Bob? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3765 I thought you told me we were going to the park, but you meant the parked? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 8 2
3766 I wonder if this line is accepting New Yorkers? We have to get out of town! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3767 Wow! It's the subway cars from 'Lost'! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3768 I think we're supposed to take the one less travelled by. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3769 It's the legendary train graveyard! 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3770 The plants look like pot. Must be a hippie commune. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3771 OK, start limbering up. We're taking the A train. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3772 Don't move. They only attack to defend themselves 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3773 A lot has changed since they started fracking. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3774 They're for the non-covid patients. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3775 In the "before times" these would take you to a place called "work". 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3776 Do you think they want to rumble? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3777 I feel like we're Adam and Eve in the Madison Square Garden of Eden. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3778 In the old days, people used to pack these trains like sardines! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3779 Tssk - leaves on the line again 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3780 Looks like we are late. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3781 Is this is that rare species you were talking about Johnson?" "Yes, the legend states that if we approach them cautiously, pay the exact fare and stand in front of them...they will lead us to El-"Door"-Ado." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3782 That one is a dining car. Do you think they have take-out? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3783 Quarantine Effect? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3784 That's a switch. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3785 Thank you for guiding me to their verdant last rusting place. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3786 I thought you had the bus passes. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3787 And here's our next endagered species. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3788 We 've discovered those 21st century trains that people were packed into like cattle and forced off at slavery work buildings 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3789 These are locals. The express stop is now at the tent hospital. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3790 We should take the 2 train. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3791 I promise you, the WiFi is still better out here. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3792 Spring is in the air...and the A Train 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3793 Great, our platform is on the other side. 1.1857 0.04216 70 58 10 0
3794 Remember school busses in the olden days?! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3795 And here, these are the sacred temples where they would gather to worship... sandwiches... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3796 Long hikes are good training For body and soul 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3797 I love our little impromptu getaways into the wild. Same time next week? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3798 they're going to shoot the movie with us. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3799 Surprisingly, they're actually filled with less feces in their natural habitat. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3800 Let’s not take the A-train. We won’t be able to maintain our social distancing. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3801 Those aren't supposed to be there... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3802 Uh oh! The urban jungle is encroaching on us! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3803 Who thought that train cars could not be in the middle of the jungle finally having some rest after retiring from carrying people? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3804 Hunh. I guess decommissioned cars really do go to live out their lives in the woods upstate. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3805 I’m skeptical about this. I don’t see Monty Hall anywhere, do you?” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3806 Let's go with the Duke! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3807 Either way we’re still in the jungle. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3808 This is very unusual, that it's 'On or close to schedule.' 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3809 Who knew we could have taken either the #2 or the A line to get here? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3810 Why are these trains in the forest!? 1.1857 0.05105 70 53 11 1
3811 I know it’s the Riviera but I was expecting something a little grander 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3812 Well, it's a lot cheaper than installing new air conditioning. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3813 Remember, don't look any of them in the eye. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3814 I think we’ve found the graveyard of defunct subway lines. I always wondered where they went. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3815 It still hasn't stopped the graffiti. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3816 This is where the extra 2 Grand comes in. Let's get a good seat. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3817 Does the one on the right go to Harlem? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3818 That's a first, the're early. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3819 No wonder it's always late. 1.1857 0.04216 70 58 12 0
3820 Home at last 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3821 Since the City shut down, they've been returned to their native habitat. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3822 Ed, let’s take the A train. We can sing on the way. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3823 I want to go back to Michigan, To dear Ann Arbor town. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3824 I remember before the sheltering in place reality, that these used to be underground. How things have changed in two months. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3825 We used to need these for quarantine cells. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3826 I did some research and I think they were called “outhouses”. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3827 DID THEY GET OFF ON THE RIGHT TRACK WHEN THEY STARTED 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3828 I guess we are in the bush" 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3829 I am glad I heard the Duke. He said to take the A train. 1.1857 0.04682 70 59 10 1
3830 Looks like the 2 found A-mate. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3831 Oh, Ned, not again! How many times will something like this happen before you start wearing your reading glasses? The visitor map must have said: “TRAINS,” not: “TRAILS!” 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3832 It's not what I thought you meant by "parallel park" 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3833 Amazon's bid for transportation never left the station 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3834 Wow ! I always wondered what happened to the “A “ Train! “ 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3835 Gee Golly, look at those trains! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3836 Come to think of it, it was strange those monkeys were riding horses. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3837 And that's where I'm going to murder you. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3838 Let's find another track, we weren't train-ed for this. 1.1857 0.05105 70 57 11 1
3839 I told you that this is the best train station 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3840 So it’s not an urban myth. There really are trains full of toilet paper in the forest. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3841 After all these years of searching, Bob, we've finally found the mythical graveyard where they go to die. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3842 Shoot, I just lost my train of thought. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3843 The Ultimate Self-Distancing Experience: You take A; I'll take 2. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3844 See? There are new routes this way. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3845 Ah, this must be Park Place. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3846 . “Recycle, recycle, recycle .... really.” 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3847 So this is where the trains go. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3848 It's said these parts are haunted by the Ghost of Commutes Past. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3849 Now that COVID is over. We'll have to get back to the other pandemic. Body odour. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3850 Can we pet them? They look eco-friendly! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3851 Be careful, this species is unpredictable. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3852 I always suspected the IND and the IRT were in cahoots. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3853 We shouldn't have walked on the third trail. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3854 The travel brochure did say that subway commuters would feel right at home. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3855 Damn, I left my pass in the tent. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3856 The 2 is a surprise but the A train not so much. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3857 Can we transfer at the 42nd parallel?” 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3858 We need tokens to get on the train. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3859 I always told them the AC wasn't strong enough 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3860 Ah, so this is where the express trains hang out when I'm running late for work. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3861 Well, so much for a romantic get away for just the two us. I am going to get our money back. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3862 i heard it's a 5 star hotel 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3863 This is what happens when you listen to Duke Ellington. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3864 The foliage is oddly out of place. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3865 We must be near Fulton Street. 1.1857 0.04682 70 56 13 0
3866 I read they were dismissed in 2020. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3867 They say it cost 3.5 billion dollars to move these a mile. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3868 Their tracks led us here. 1.1831 0.05783 71 60 7 3
3869 You can take a number 2 if you want. I'm taking the 'A' train. Smell you later! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3870 My wish came true! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3871 You told me we'd be alone out here." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3872 Okay, then, we've reached Sugar Hill. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3873 I thought you were searching for the elephant graveyard. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3874 I always said it’s a jungle out there! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3875 Oh my gosh! CHARLIE? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3876 Wow! The A-Train and the 2nd car are RARELY seen together in the wild! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3877 When entering, remember to mind the sap... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3878 Caution! You are about to meet the most dangerous, ferocious and ruthless breed of animals - the New York City Killer Subway Rider! Do NOT make eye contact - that's how I lost my last aide! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3879 I didn't know they stop midway in the wild too 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3880 I wonder if these carriages will turn back into pumpkins 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3881 It would be nice if they had a newsstand out here. I need to buy some more chewing gum. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3882 Gee, I thought only elephants did that. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3883 Found 'em! And they thought they covered their tracks! 1.1831 0.05039 71 58 11 1
3884 Look at that, Dave--a breeding pair. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3885 OK One of these is the quarantine car and one is general population. Do you feel lucky? 1.1831 0.05039 71 58 10 1
3886 We can take the A Train to Broadway, but it might be fun to Take the A Train to Soon you will be on Sugar Hill in Harlem 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3887 It glamping but in a modest trailer....tramping. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3888 This holiday was for us to get away from civilisation, but it seems like it has followed us here 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3889 When will you learn that you can't tell your brother's our hiking destinations? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3890 You must take the A Train to go to the Appalachian Trail. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3891 Strayhorn recommends this one. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3892 Some still think Sui Juris was merely a subspecies of Coniunciti 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3893 It's a long way from Sugar Hill way up in Harlem 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3894 It never returned. It never returned. It’s the train that never returned. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3895 Post-Civil 19 Lords of Flatbush 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3896 We're here, but his time don't throw the condom out of the window. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3897 It was so much harder to see them in the wild before coronavirus 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3898 They said the city wasn’t safe for seniors, so they sent us upstate! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3899 This must be the training station station 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3900 I UNDERSTAND BACK IN 2020, THIS WAS A METHOD OF TRAVEL BEFORE COVID19 WON 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3901 The city created it as a special preserve, a place where they can come to recharge their butteries. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3902 Shut Up! I am not that type! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3903 And to the right we have exhibit A, where the lions sleep 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3904 There is no F in train 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
3905 I’ve heard about these. They were portable toilets, right? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3906 See? The trick to catching a train in this city is just to follow the tracks and be patient. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3907 Repurposing? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 10 1
3908 Can we go back to the hotel now? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3909 Roughing it just got tougher. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3910 Please, no more walking, the ride back to Harlem will be tough enough! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3911 Aw man! No tracks for the train, and no track for us either! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3912 Gershwin. Take the A train. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3913 And I thought WE had gotten off track. 1.1831 0.05039 71 58 11 1
3914 Well now we know what happened to the A train. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3915 These went viral back in the 20's. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3916 Let's carry on by foot, we've come this far. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3917 And that was the end of the line. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3918 I'd say this hike has really gone off the rails 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3919 Look over there, Paul. I believe the locals used to call these express trains. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3920 They're all going local these days. 1.1806 0.04975 72 59 10 1
3921 It's the latest in pandemic eco-tourism: small groups bus to national parks and use smartphone to read about the flora and fauna that used to exist. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3922 Hey, Bob, a hundred years ago, before Manhatten was abandoned they were called subway cars. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
3923 hey!! Nature has adopted our lifestyle 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3924 Are calculations were correct, this is the exact location where life went off the rails. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3925 Corona 2022: "Look! We found the Upper West Side!" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3926 Psst, three o'clock - another Starbucks cup... Aaand, cut. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3927 You can take it, but I'd rather leave it. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3928 You maniacs, You blew it all to hell!” “For the last time you are not Charlton Heston 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3929 Stay cool - they may mistake us for Gods That darn guide - we said elephant graveyard, not elevated That makes no sense... the A and 2 don't run on the same lines 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3930 Two to Livingstone I presume? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3931 The 'A'? No, I don't want to get my clothes dirty. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3932 Next week, same time Ted? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3933 "Before the seas rose and New York was still above water, this was how people got around." 1.1739 0.05445 69 58 8 2
3934 Cool! This must be the new homeless shelters. Yep, there's the sign; 'Welcome to the Streetcar called Desire Camp No entry without a mask.' 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3935 These subway cars are in the middle of the forest or some shit? 1.1698 0.05862 53 44 7 1
3936 I will tell you once and only once , do not pick A !! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3937 Just like I said Bridle Path down from the summit then the A express to Fulton St. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3938 Matt, those subway cars are off-track now!" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3939 Funny — Act 3, Scene 2 of ‘the Roman play’ just came into mind. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3940 PUT ON YOUR MASK JULIE THIS IS DESERTED DUE TO CORONA WE ARE WELCOME LIKE COLUMBUS 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3941 Why can't they use their own tracks? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3942 This is really close to a sylvan soliloquy about existence. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3943 Ahhhhhhh that’s not supposed to be there 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3944 They're enticing, but the fares have really gone up. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3945 What's up with this...the NY MTA quarantining here? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3946 Trust me, the poisonous snakes, killer bees, and carnivorous flowers you encounter out here are a cakewalk compared to all the dangers lurking on the A during rush hour. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3947 Looks like a training exercise, Jim. 1.1692 0.04687 65 56 8 1
3948 Still easier to reach than the C. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3949 I've heard you shouldn't sit in the empty cars. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3950 I told you it would be a jungle out here. 1.1692 0.05174 65 54 9 1
3951 Takin the "A" Train! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3952 In a be of nature’s great ironies, humans can easily catch these in the wild. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3953 The A-Train to Red Hook/Livingston, I presume? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3954 You couldn't just hop in a taxi back then. Can you imagine? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3955 That’s where the wild thing are! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3956 They are social distancing -- we better stand back. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3957 Looks like the trail gets very narrow! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3958 You can take the people out of the city but you can't take the city out of the people. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3959 These Rainforest Cafe express trains are the best. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3960 These are pre corona production but warehoused after New York’s takeover by the federal government. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3961 Remember, they are as afraid of you as you are of them. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3962 We seem to be on the right track! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3963 Ah, the rare silver-back A train. We haven't seen one of these since March 2020. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3964 Do you see the memorial plaque? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3965 When we left last time was there still some toilet paper? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3966 Fredrick! I was right! We found it! The Lost Subway Graveyard. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3967 Must we take the A train? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3968 It’s the hidden A train burial ground! How did they do that? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3969 What? Did you really think you would be the only ones who need a break from the city? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3970 I wondered what they did with those old street cars. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3971 I‘ll take window seat 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3972 The F train must wait it's turn, to feed. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3973 Flop, flop, flop went the wheels. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3974 I think we keep hiking until we find one with a hot tub. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3975 After a while, everyone of them in the forest looks pretty much the same. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3976 The old saying proved true. Mother Nature does abhor a vacuum. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3977 I would better take the A train. I heard some rat conquered the 2 and established a dictatorship of mozzarella, parsley and prosciutto. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3978 I can never remember which one stops at the trail head. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3979 Looks like a couple of midnight trains. They really do go anywhere! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3980 You pick & I will seek a six footer 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3981 If you listen carefully,you can hear,"Somewhere." There's." "A place for us." Do you hear it? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3982 The East River sure is always changing. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3983 So here we are, Blueberry Hill. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3984 I told you we should’ve gone to the ‘Quizno’s’ National Park instead.” *spontaneously combusts 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3985 What does it mean? Don't you see... if this is how the city looked 200 years ago... they must be over 200 years old! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3986 Well at least we should be able to find ourselves some seats 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3987 It’s the last mating pair existing in the wild. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3988 The explorer diorama is so lifelike. Truly hideous. Makes you think about how screwed the planet would be if we hadn't won the War on Humans. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3989 This choice wasn’t on my hiking app 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3990 That's where civilization ends and the subway begins. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3991 Behold, the lost city of El-Train Dorado 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3992 Stand clear of the closing arbors please 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3993 Is that a repurposed Coltrane, or should we ticket someone for dumping? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3994 Ah, so here are the above ground subways. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3995 Was this Manhattan or the Bronx? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3996 Lost? We're totally up the junction! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3997 There's no shortage of toilet paper's alternatives here. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3998 Into the wilderness. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3999 2B or not 2B; perhaps it was 2A; we'll just have 2C. 1.1692 0.05174 65 53 9 1
4000 Stay very still. If we spook them, they may turn into an express. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4001 I think they're trying to attract new hikers with these redesigned shelters. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4002 Tired travellers 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4003 In what strange galaxy would these be "cute little mountain cabins"? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4004 Looks like we're headed North. Or South 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4005 737s , here? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4006 Wow, we found it--the grave for obsolete school buses. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4007 We got them at the Ctys garage sale." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4008 fuck the trains found us 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4009 Just a few more stops and we can gentrify. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4010 Are we supposed to report runaway trains? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4011 Walk softly. The drivers may suspect we have Corona. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4012 Mind if I do a J? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4013 Look at these odd relics from the pre-COVID period. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4014 This used to be the “wrong side of the tracks” but retirement suits them. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4015 But the Krakauer book said that there will be a bus here. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4016 I’m not going in there. Me either, I’d rather die of dysentery. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4017 It looks like Unter has gone Uber 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4018 When they went to numerical over alphabetic, decorative chevron door and slanted headlight look....well, that really shook up the subway car design paradigm. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4019 To be, or 2A, that is the question. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4020 I understand that they were once a popular means of transportation. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4021 My cats and I could live in A and you could host meet-ups in 2. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4022 We finally found it - The Lost City of A 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4023 So this is where Ellington took the A Train, but who took the 2 train? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4024 Conveyance vehicles from the Herd Immunity Epoch! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4025 I don't think many of us realized what would happen when we voted to switch to "elevated trains". 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4026 Giant ant hill or Sugar Hill? You choose and you better hurry. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4027 Normalicy 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4028 This is it, Stanley ... the place where express trains go to die. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4029 We've been waiting forever for these. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4030 Eurika! We've found the nest at last! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4031 I can’t believe you didn’t pack a bandana, Carole. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4032 Should we take the A train? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4033 This was supposed to be a no double parking park. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4034 Watch out! There's a wild virus in there. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4035 Less crowded. But it's a hell of a walk to 34th Street. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4036 At last, Stanley, the sacred subway burial ground! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4037 I told you, this is the fastest transfer to get to Barclays Center. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4038 The grave yard. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4039 We should have known laying off the conductors would come back to bite us. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4040 I didn't know this was the end of the line. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4041 I think we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4042 Don't make a sound. I think we stumbled on the subway car mating grounds 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4043 This is the first and last time that "2 - 7th Avenue Express" and "A - 8th Avenue Express" ever met 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4044 The guide book suggests that we take the A train to Columbus Circle which is right by Central Park. The book says that we will find lots of places to sleep in Central Park 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4045 It was a ritual back then that everyone boarded these every morning. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4046 I think we're supposed to remain calm. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4047 After 2nd Ave., I knew it would be only a matter of time. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4048 Somehow I don't think this is what Ellington had in mind when the band struck up "Take the A train." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4049 OK, remember we’re just guides. It doesn’t matter how they got derailed; our job is to get them back on track! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4050 So Albany defunded tunnel landscaping again? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4051 It's the Duke Ellington that's really spooky. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4052 Don't tell me there is a 5G tower somewhere near! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4053 "Let's check the trip planner for when it leaves." 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4054 Holy cow! This is truly one of the the rarest archaeological finds on earth! Two fossilized subway cars, an A train and GG train, caught in the act of mating, frozen in time forever by the great election apocalypse of 2020.. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4055 Don't let the route emblem fool you, these are not public like the ones back home 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4056 Remember the subway? Used to be the best way to get around town B.V. (Before Virus) 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4057 Flip a coin. Heads, we take the IRT; tails we take the IND. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4058 The virus broke them down, global warming finished them off 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4059 Looks like they've been waiting here forever---yet I somehow feel no pity. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4060 Your parents have been worried sick. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4061 You can be Alexander Supertramp and I can be Reese Witherspoon" 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4062 Looks like we won't be getting to Harlem in a Hurry." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4063 Man, nature really took over during quarantine. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4064 Thaaaaaaaat's where they are! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4065 Maybe the had claustrophobia 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4066 The Duke Ellington looks like it 'll swing for tonight. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4067 Cool, it's like camping in the city. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4068 You rarely see these in the wild. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4069 We really need to elevate our station. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4070 And now with us confined at home, they're free of enslavement and back in their natural habitat: Central Park. The Earth is healing. We are the virus. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4071 Robert Moses? He was leavin' as we hiked in, and yes, he was alone. But how you gonna catch him if your never on time? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4072 I always liked Glen Miller 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4073 Damn it, Frost, I already said I’m not interested, OK? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4074 I almost forgot where we parked. 1.1667 0.05102 66 55 9 1
4075 Now we have it decide whether itcartoons/contest 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4076 Our ride is finally here 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4077 Who invited Duke Ellington? 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4078 Oh, I forgot that Pizza Rat retired out here 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4079 I see the monkeys have trained themselves. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4080 You guys should get a motel room. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4081 I think we missed our train. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4082 In the 2010s these were all over YouTube. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4083 Off line establishing habitat for humanity! 1.1613 0.04709 62 54 7 1
4084 well, well, well, if it isn't the trains that gangbanged my wife 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4085 You think Sy Hersh is in there ? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4086 This was once New York....before every left. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4087 Do we bend a knee now and say "You maniacs?" 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4088 They haven't been seen since they left the City. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4089 With the virus came the isolation. With the isolation so many beasts dissapeared: they starved to death. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4090 i told you i was sure the A stops here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4091 I knew it! Someone did take the A train! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4092 Pull out the camera, hon, it looks like it's from 2020! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4093 OK, they saw us leave now we'll take the subway. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4094 My grandma told me about them. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4095 We should stop meeting here like this,So should they? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4096 ... and if we remain still and don't make a sound, we may be lucky enough to observe their elaborate mating ritual. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4097 Silly me, I'm afraid I left my tokens back at the base camp. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4098 This must be Sugar Hill in Harlem. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4099 Finally, the home of the Car-go Cult people... 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4100 Before we decide, let's check the bathrooms for toilet paper. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4101 Awestruck, I listened when my father sang 'Take the A Train.' 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4102 Looks like remnants of a lost uncivilization. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4103 Careful. You never know when they’ll advance. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4104 A" -The one for amour - "2" - For, well, number 2 for where you go in the morning after a cup of coffee, I guess. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4105 I guess this is Fulton Street. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4106 What are these doing out here? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4107 Look Fred, we've found the Happy Campers! Let's get on board the A Train out of here and up to Sugar Hill. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4108 Naturally the bears are playing tricks on us 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4109 Et tu, subway? then fall, MTA 1.1613 0.05723 62 53 6 2
4110 The stations in the countryside are so much more picturesque. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4111 If they have Hallmark, I'll rest easy. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4112 My God! Full-scale models of my childhood train set... having sex! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4113 Hey, you know why the police couldn't catch the wool? ... 'it was living on the lamb 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4114 I told you the "A' Train was the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4115 See, we don't have to go to Brooklyn to view them in their natural habitat 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4116 Can we take a break from hiking and play bumper cars? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4117 I think we take the A train to the Forests and Wildlife stop, then jump on an electric scooter for the rest of the hike." 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4118 Think those busses snuck out here to fuck? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4119 On Boarding In The Great Divide 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4120 Oh no! We took the jungle lane... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4121 Finally we found a way to escape human touch! 1.1613 0.05241 62 52 8 1
4122 Omigod! It's the secret Fulton Street Station spawning mezzanine! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4123 It's easy. You let the customers off the train first and if you see something, say something. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4124 I believe we have found Billy Strayhorn's winter cabin 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4125 So dinausors did use them. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4126 You were right. It is a hike to Jamaica. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4127 You don't think "He's" here do you ........... in that "A" bus...? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4128 They've found us. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4129 Ohh, take the A Train 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4130 I think we've found the habitat of the wild Strayhorn. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4131 I've seen this movie. Remember,keep your helmet between your brains and the zombie's mouth. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4132 The one to Queens is faster, but it has Morlocks. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4133 The guy on the cover of this past issue is gonna be waiting a long time. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4134 Appalachian Trail Hogs 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4135 Double parking has become so invasive 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4136 Social Distance years rebels 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4137 No wonder THAT song and Amazing Grace are running through my head. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4138 They' won't be needed once this virus thing is done. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4139 I guess the 7:52 to Flatbush Ave. went off course, or did it? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4140 I'll race you. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4141 Hitherbee & Wald discover the last of the fabled L.A. streetcars. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4142 We've been training for weeks, Jake; I'm ready to hike it. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4143 I guess Line D is delayed. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4144 Don't you just love Duke Ellington? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4145 How odd. You rarely see these two together in the wild. 1.1613 0.04110 62 53 9 0
4146 I think we need to wait for the Local. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4147 I'm sorry sweetie. When my friend said they were going to run a couple of trains out here, I was expecting something different. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4148 Finally, a dumping ground - I’ll take the big Oak on the left. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4149 The bucks in A are a hoot. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4150 New York City residents sure know about”glaping” in style! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4151 You never know what you’ll find in the wildernis. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4152 Let's take the A train to Jurassic Park. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4153 Next time, I'll get an independent tracker 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4154 I will take A to Sugar hill in Harlem. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4155 I thought we'd hiked further out of the city than this. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4156 It should take us out of the woods to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4157 Does the ‘A’ bus take us to Whoville? 1.1613 0.04709 62 51 10 0
4158 I made definitely getting a window seat. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4159 This must be Penn Station from the pre-pandemic era 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4160 Marlon, which one do you think brought your grandpa to fame ? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4161 Looks like Social Distancing is still an option 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4162 Cf course, here is DJT] the missing flight with our 20 million Covid tests 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4163 Careful, we're approaching juju terrain! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4164 I heard this is the hottest new restaurant. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4165 This tribe takes everything literally. Never should have given them that copy of “Take the A Train” 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4166 Thought the buck stopped here. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4167 Well that expedition was a waste of time. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4168 Life finds a delay. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4169 But two de-railings reaching the Catskills in one day is a bit less common ! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4170 By golly, we may have found Amelia Earhart. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4171 Is that a train over there?! Dude what kind of brownies did you give me? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4172 Dude, there's no subway there. Just a waiter serving a purple unicorn the same wild mushrooms we had. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4173 I don't think we should knock - you never know what we're carrying. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4174 We've done it Bill, we finally found the missing subway cars! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 7 2
4175 Ah, the wild A train. Went rogue in April 2020 after grappling with depression related to abandonment. If we get reeeeeeal close, we might be able to see a manspreader still inside. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4176 Okay, so we’re both bi … We can play it safe--OR we can toss a coin to decide who does what and with what and to whom. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4177 How can they can get the A train to the Amazon if they can't get the Second Ave. Subway south of 72nd St? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4178 I completely forgot they put a new stop here! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4179 Why do you always try to derail our conversations? You aren’t out of the woods yet. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4180 The new recruits have passed basic training. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4181 'So, what's next? You take 2 and I take A? Or do we keep walking? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4182 Post-SNAFU Paleological Remains 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4183 I recognize the speech patterns, but I don't understand a thing they've said. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4184 Let's do some tracking. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4185 Now careful John, you could catch a virus from these beasts 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4186 I got the left one, you asshole. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4187 Closing Yosemite has sparked some endangered species 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4188 See, I told you it was pointless waiting for the back in '98!! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4189 So this is where the dearly departed trains go. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4190 woo...Columbus discovered the new continent, and we discover there are two trains! 1.1538 0.04510 65 54 10 0
4191 Beware! They appear completely unhinged. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4192 RV here yet? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4193 Mourning commute, huh? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4194 Not how I would finish our hike but this will do 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4195 Rats! No coffee or pretzels 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4196 The A train’s running local today. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4197 You must take the 'A' train, OK Duke? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4198 The quarantine paved the way for the city vegetation to come back! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4199 Now I understand why you recommended wilderness training. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4200 That's a pretty amazng garden. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4201 Let's take the green one, it's organic. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4202 These two species were finally able to interbreed following the catastrophic 42nd St. water main break in the mid-21st Century.” 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4203 At last we've found it -- the place where old subway cars go to die! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4204 Ohhh, looks like these two love birds got off track. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4205 Wait Hank, let me greet them." "Eat Fresh! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4206 Let’s take the bus less traveled. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4207 I never thought I’d see two wild trains engaged in the 69 position. They should have sent a poet. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4208 Are you going letter A or number two. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4209 One goes to a latté on 84th. The other to Kilimanjaro. Thoughts? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4210 I thought I smelled raw sewage. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4211 Sorry, but we don't speak 'Conductor'. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4212 A stands for Aliens 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4213 I knew I shouldn't have let you CHOO CHOO CHOOSE the trail 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4214 Looks like the Transit Authority is trying to cash in on the current clamping trend in light of the virus lock down. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4215 They must have been carrying the elephants. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4216 Oh, so that’s how that species got here? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4217 Et tu Brute? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4218 Look Linda! TWO TRAINZ! Haha. Get it? Like the rapper. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4219 Not exactly what I pictured when you said, 'I want you to run a train on me in the forest.' 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4220 Holy Tits! What are these fucking trains doing out here?! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4221 This would note fare well for the wondering hikers. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4222 Who stole the tracks? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4223 Good timing. I really needed an emergency break. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4224 We must be underground! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4225 I don't know. That RV could be either accommodating or awful. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4226 Let's take an Uber. These trains never run on time." 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4227 Wow. The famous MTATropicål! So rare. Beautiful. Oh look! A rare dirty worker bird! Oh! It Sneezed! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4228 They were wrong. "Oh, A is A and B is B and never the train shall meet." 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4229 Platform 9 and 3/4 might be a little out of commission 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4230 The MTA is taking urban jungle a bit too literally 1.1509 0.04964 53 43 8 0
4231 Now that the ice has melted, scientists speculate that New Yorkers once ventured down here into the center of Antarctica. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4232 I told you we would find them if we followed their tracks! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4233 See I told you we didn't take the wrong hall. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4234 Mark, do you think that's A portal to Machu Picchu or THE portal? Hope you are right this time.. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4235 And now, for the prize, choose Door 2 or Door A." "Say, what? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4236 We've been gone too long. Our camper had a child. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4237 I thought our line 5 also came in here 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4238 I know we changed throughout these years, but I didn't think our boxcar would. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4239 I guess we should get on board the A train to take a little ride around the City. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4240 Which one is the honeymoon suite?" 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4241 I guess we can’t take the ‘A Train’. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4242 I swear, if this is your idea of a camper 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4243 I guess we are still waiting for Phase #1 to begin. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4244 Awww, it's the ones named Harry and Meghan! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4245 can you imagine that one day they will rule the world... 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4246 I wish Duke Ellington was here. He’d know what to do. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4247 A2? That’s my language proficiency rating, but out here under the present circumstances that means zilch, I guess. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4248 Turn around slowly , go back to camp and get the subway trainer. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4249 They’re making train babies! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4250 I've heard that the inhabitants of this village like to keep their distance" 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4251 This is what I was telling you about, this crazy fucking guy and his wife made bomb shelters out of these abandonedtrain cars 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4252 It's a recreational meth lab park. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4253 I've heard about these... The rare and ancient Bos? buse? No Bus! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4254 My feet are sore. Let's take the . . . 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4255 Ah, the elusive A Train! Let's see if Duke Ellington is in! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4256 Which train to go to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4257 what's the fare nowadays, two acorn? yea, but rent is just bananas! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4258 I asked for directions, but all he said was “downtown” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4259 So this is where they took it. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4260 So this is where the A-Line ends. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4261 I’ve heard of weekend stop changes but this is ridiculous. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4262 Easy! The #2 train was manufactured in Germany, and the "A" train is Japanese. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4263 Im glad we bought our sticks. The terrain is twice as hard as last time. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4264 I say we take the A train 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4265 Eureka! We've been lost in the woods for weeks. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4266 I’ve emphasized to the caterer that the dinner must be organic nonGMO on biodegradable dinnerware, served and cleared in time for that new HBO flick. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4267 What did your map say our next stop would be? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4268 We are finally out of the cabin 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4269 Remember? Before we went into the woods there was talk of making Brooklyn an essential destination. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4270 Known as subways, found popularity when humans chose subterranean mobility over the wonders of our planet. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4271 That's right, 2-A's were deferred. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4272 Before the great Pandemic the Ancients used these buildings to watch performances by Dance Crews. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4273 So this is what the Duke warned would happen if we missed the train... 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4274 Here's where we part company. Plebby! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4275 Didn't you say the Far Rockaway A Train was east, and the Wakefield Number 2 Subway was west, and never the twain shall meet? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4276 A train in the wild?! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4277 There was a beast. It was us. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4278 Impressive recycling! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4279 Don't be alarmed, they are harmless. But watch out for No. 19! The deadly spitting covid car! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4280 She said take the A line to the number 2 and then switch 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4281 One on left is for cigs and A is for all others. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4282 Everyone assumes it was the virus. It was really the alligators. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4283 Finally, the campsite. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4284 With everyone on lockdown nature is getting a chance to recover. The wildlife is finally returning to its natural habitat. Just look at Two Trains National Park. The Earth is healing. We are the virus. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4285 I mean, they told us to take the PATH. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4286 Survival...but which train to take? It was easier when we could just hop onto the A-train. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4287 I've seen these tracks before...underground. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4288 Brooklyn, amirite? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4289 When Alvin the chipmunk gets the better caravan 1.1500 0.05221 60 51 7 1
4290 What kind of animal would have leave this behind? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4291 'I guess they're still social distancing.' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4292 Wow! Let's take the train back. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4293 We're gonna need a different type of map for this next stretch. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4294 Isn't this Geocache a little obvious? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4295 When the shelter in place order is lifted 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4296 I've always wanted one of these bad boys but wood you believe they keep hiking up the price! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4297 We're going to have to stop meeting like this. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4298 Be careful, the turnstiles sneak up on you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4299 I told you it's off the beaten path. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4300 These must be third generation Spanish Flu survivors. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4301 Don't make eye contact with them, they will think we are trying to invade their space. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4302 Clear proof that Bigfoot is a Duke Ellington fan! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4303 Please try not to stick your gum under my sleeping bag, k? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4304 No, it's the E that will take us to Queens. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4305 What are the chances they got our lunch orders straight? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4306 I remember reading we should take the A train... but it might have been an old map. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4307 Are you sure this is the quickest way to midtown? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4308 Watch your step, they might start rolling at us! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4309 The A train is much more romantic 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4310 We'd best be cautious. Those are the fabled Hiroo Onoda subway cars from the 2020 pandemic. They've been social distancing for decades. 1.1500 0.04649 60 50 9 0
4311 That's odd. No buskers here. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4312 When letters and numbers have same meaning. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4313 I told you there is an A-train from Inwood 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4314 They take ranger training very literally 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4315 Last time you book a "nature safari" Gerald. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4316 EPA is way to lax! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4317 This station still takes tokens 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4318 Take the A train to Harlem. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4319 Can you believe there was once a thing called rush hour? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4320 On the left is the old coach, the other is the new home of the bears. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4321 I think we’ve found those runaway trains! 1.1500 0.05221 60 51 7 1
4322 If you see an elderly, pregnant, or disabled person near you...run. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4323 Legend has it that the ‘A’ stood for ‘Ass Smell’. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4324 Grand Central Station. I can't believe its been 80 years since the pandemic! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4325 So here’s where the rate hike goes. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4326 Bring enough spray paint, Banksy? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4327 I think the one on the right is first class. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4328 I guess they were right when they said the MTA is wild. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4329 OMG, this is the north end of the west side quarantine. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4330 The choices are obvious: we can (A) walk another mile to the nearest motel, or (2) keep going until nightfall and pitch a tent. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4331 Careful, they are unpredictable! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4332 So excited to go back to the city! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4333 We found it!! The end of the Canarsie Line 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4334 We didn't know our needed transportation would be a song. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4335 I hear they make great fish camps. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4336 Don't complain, I remember when there were only two vines. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4337 If we pick A do we get an egg roll? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4338 Can you imagine that a 100 years ago, when scientists were warning people to get serious about the coronavirus pandemic, people just went to the beach. 1.1500 0.04649 60 50 9 0
4339 Don't worry! They can't move fast when they're full. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4340 We are being held momentarily. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4341 Slowly back away... Or they'll show us their penis'. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4342 Today' s hike will be shortened because you arrived late without notifying us. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4343 Good God Professor, we have discovered the predecessor of the IRT, the INCA 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4344 Looks like someone actually did take the A train 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4345 It appears as if if the apes and the toucans do not know how to operate train cars. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4346 You’re right, there IS a trasfer north of 59th st. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4347 Urban hiking: Lunch in 2 then take the A train home 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4348 Does this mean our backpacks or other large containers are subject to search by the police? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4349 Frank - our commute time is ruined. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4350 Your concept of rapid transit is off the rails. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4351 Forget it, the 2 is a local and I refuse to obey Duke Ellington 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4352 We came all this way to see Tua work out. Not 2 A. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4353 Do you remember which one is the express to the summit? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4354 Watch for handcars! They’re awfully protective of their young. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4355 Think this is what Lois and Clark took the A ~ 2 train... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4356 It's hard to believe that Byford resigned only 3 months ago. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4357 Looks like we're on the right track. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4358 So this is where Joe hid his tigers! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4359 Jeez, they're never on schedule and now our path is blocked. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4360 They’re as biodegradable as ass wipes. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4361 Usually it's rare to find them this late in the migration season. But this one's always delayed by 5 on Mondays. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4362 Personalized service to the Bronx Zoo these days 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4363 Sugar Hill, I presume. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4364 We come all this way, and this is what we find? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4365 Wow. That used to be the quickest way to Harlem. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4366 Now I know why they call it the Train Trail. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4367 I assumed these ruins would be underground 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4368 They really mean it when they say ‘take the train and get away!’ 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4369 Yeah, right over there is our training area... 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4370 Pardon me, Roy...are those the choo-choos you were chatting about? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4371 This was the best the MTA could do to fix the subway. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4372 This is why the train conductor has to point at the strip before opening the doors 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4373 These are most definately for sleeping. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4374 In history books these sandwich shops always looked smaller. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4375 I think the one on the right takes us to Sugar Hill. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4376 Well, so much for your African Railroad investment. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4377 I guess they took the shortcut 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4378 In 2056, married anthropologists encounter the antiquated “school bus,” used to transport school children in close proximity to each other before social distancing laws mandated online schooling. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4379 I forgot my unlimited MTA card at home. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4380 - After spending so much time at home I think I start to see animals a little differently - I agree with you, do you remember what kind of animals are these? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4381 Wich train is fastest. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4382 They disappeared years ago never to be heard from again. Rumor had it they eloped. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4383 Look, an actual clean subway train! We must not reveal its location so no one pee on it. 1.1404 0.04642 57 51 5 1
4384 If two subway cars collide in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4385 We have now reached the subwaytropics. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4386 Hmmm. 2B...or not 2B? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4387 Yikes! Are you sure we signed up for the right campsite? Or have we been silently recruited by that new travel agency for a Super Secret Military Boot Camp! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4388 Separate but equal. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4389 I always told you we are part of something bigger. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4390 A Great Talking Head once proclaimed...If this is paradise I wish I had a lawn mower You've got it, you've got it 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4391 You hang out the window of the "A" train and I will poke through from the # "2". It will be a stretch, but we can come to complacency with the six foot rule. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4392 We'll not ask THESE autonomous vehicles for directions! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4393 Percy! Why's that train smiling us? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4394 Radio back to base camp. Tell 'em we've found the Duke Ellington crypt! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4395 Global Pandemic Safari: Buy one and we'll throw in a socially distant tour guide for free! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4396 And this is where they gathered for the "show time." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4397 Wait! I get it now; 2B or not 2B. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4398 Do they know their subway cars don't match? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4399 What a great 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4400 No idea why Disneyland thought that this would make for cohesive world-building. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4401 Fill us in? They seem hearty. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4402 Everybody has been teleworking. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 7 0
4403 Cue “The Backyardigans” theme song. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4404 We have found the fabled subways of history! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4405 Umm... do we play dead? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4406 The guy that sold us all this stuff said we would look like A types, What do you think? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4407 You keep feeding the bugs if you want, I'm taking the A train home. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4408 Jane and Carl had stumbled on The Wild Metro of Legend. 1.1379 0.03849 58 47 7 0
4409 Thank the manufacturer! WiFi at last! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4410 Voila! Looks like our 'training' in orienteering works! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4411 The costume works, but when you turn on this Zoom background, things get lit! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4412 wow, look Gerald...nature returning to the city. Maybe it was a good thing the Jews leaked that coronavirus after all 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4413 It's the "Duke's" lost tomb 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4414 These fly tippers are getting out of hand. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
4415 When they said the subway was empty, I didn't think they meant this. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
4416 This is where we separate. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4417 Excuse me, does this go to Times Square? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4418 I never seen subway cars isolate themselves. Why can't they maintain social distancing as well? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4419 If I read the map correctly, this must be Columbus Circle. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4420 Since Coronavirus the city has never been greener. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4421 It's good they thought about the nr 2... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4422 I told you I’d been here before, Bozo! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4423 The wildlife is disturbing these beautiful subway cars 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4424 Looks like we found the ass-wipe car 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4425 You won't believe the creatures that live in there. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4426 This is a bit of work just to jump the turnstile. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4427 I heard before Covid-19 times, people used these to move around the city and called them “public transportation” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4428 Look! Two trains derailed in a yellow wood. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4429 Now we can go to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4430 So, if our Airbnb host didn't lie, is the 'historical apartment' one of these guys? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4431 Do we brave one of these shortcuts? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4432 They were called "betting facilities." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4433 Looks like a bucolic hookup. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4434 This is the Wall Street section of the Concrete Jungle where the 2 connects with the A train. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4435 Long thought 'out of service', Professors Kane and Horchak make a startling discovery deep in the Amazon basin. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4436 They're really pushing the public transport thing! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4437 I don't know what you are thinking. I'm saving IT for my wedding night. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4438 Rock, paper, scissors or one potato, two potato? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4439 I think this is our stop 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4440 Oh great 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4441 Crickets please 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4442 At least it's not the F train. 1.1333 0.04426 60 51 8 0
4443 Next stop is Harlem 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4444 How clever! Hi-Line Air BNB... 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4445 So we're a couple minutes late, but so are they. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4446 1970...New York FM radio... the night bird. 1.1321 0.04695 53 45 7 0
4447 Don't pee on the tracks! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4448 If you miss the "A" train You`ll find you missed the quickest way to Harlem 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4449 Train your eye on this!!! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4450 Move quietly. It's a gathering of sleeper cars. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4451 Duke was right--we'll take the A-train. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4452 So that's how subway cars get made! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4453 I bet the A is running local. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4454 I think they are victims of gender discrimination. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4455 Pick your poison. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4456 I'd be careful. It could be a jungle in there. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4457 'O my God, This is Corona Flats and there's the autopsy trailer! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4458 Well, Greenpoint hasn’t changed much. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4459 They remind me of Old Faithful. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4460 And they still don't have open gangways 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4461 No matter how far away from others we park... 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4462 I am pretty sure they are extraneous 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4463 Well, I guess this is where we self quarantine! I'll take "A" and you can have "2". 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4464 We seemed to have arrived at the Fulton Street Station. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4465 Which one is downtown? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4466 Are we coming, or are we going? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4467 No, I don’t think this is the one Duke was talking about. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4468 We're here! She said, 'Down the mountain, cross the swamp, six miles north on the jungle trail, catch the A-train' - or was it the 2-train? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4469 In this week's "Life's a Puzzle": They could carry a sandwich (10) 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4470 They were abandoned during some plague, but at least they’re smiling. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4471 Wow! So rare to see the two together outside of Columbus Circle! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4472 One of these RV's has a brand new kitchen with the latest appliances and a wine cooler. The other has the original gally kitchen from when it was manufactured in1996. Which one do you want? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4473 The two train means he’s a beta male. Cuz she even has the sunglasses and everything, she’s a real A-man. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4474 I forget, is 2 shame, A embarrassment? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4475 I choose the train less traveled. 1.1250 0.04459 56 48 7 0
4476 Welp, this is my stop. Good luck to you adventurer 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4477 A” will take us to Patagonia 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4478 Ah, Civilization 2A! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4479 More panicky commuters hijacking their bus drivers into isolation. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
4480 I guess it’s another version of “Thru hiking” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4481 I remember you me on our first date that off road vehicles are quite the adventure. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4482 Well, this is a no brainer. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4483 look its a wild A train in its natural habitat 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4484 Wow, it's the fabled Duke Ellington shrine! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4485 Which one goes to the fire? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4486 These are how web used to Serengeti around... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4487 See now, Dr Goldstein, this is the part of the forest where there are no trees, but train cars instead. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4488 We also need to survive the quarantine? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4489 What do you expect, it is a budget motel. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4490 Wow, this is REALLY remote learning! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4491 Two boxcars diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one that could get me the hell away from you Todd! I hate you why did you make me buy all this overpriced REI shit?” 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 6 0
4492 And you said they wouldn't be able to track us out here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
4493 Today is the last class in our course "Wilderness Training". 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
4494 With Andy gone, everyone walked or biked 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4495 You know, we could get aboard the 'A' train and soon we would be on Sugar Hill in Harlem. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4496 I always wondered where old buses went to die. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4497 With this A train, I am confident we will survive. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4498 It's pretty much a toss-up back to Penn Station. 1.1194 0.03991 67 61 5 1
4499 It's supposed to be the quickest way to Harlem. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4500 What a view! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4501 I thought subway cars were cremated when they died. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4502 It seems the L train is again delayed..... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4503 Apparently they make excellent habitat for actual lemmings. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4504 And I thought riding that mechanical bull was a challenge! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4505 I wonder what Jack Frost would do? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4506 I think we've discovered the land of the Winnebagos. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4507 If they move forward, pause, don’t look them in their eyes, look away and act as if you have been waiting for hours; that way they will stop and not approach us.... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4508 No,we are in quarantine 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4509 As Rangers, is this part of our training? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4510 Hank, you told us we were going Glamping! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4511 I heard that MTA management was really in the weeds, but this is worse than I thought. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4512 Thank God. I've been hoping to be able take a number 2 all week long. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4513 Looks like Duke Ellington was wrong. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4514 There they are. The hidden Bombardiers. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
4515 Since when do the A and 2 trains leave from the same station? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4516 The Alphanumeric Line, I presume? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4517 Downward mobility. A train sneaking into Central Park with a bus. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4518 That’s funny, the GPS said there was a Starbucks here. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4519 They're taking this Remote Training a little too far. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4520 Be very quiet......the cars are about to mate to produce a train 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4521 This looks like a cool place to rest for the night.” “I don’t think so, it looks scary.” “Who cares?” And then it all went downhill from there 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4522 What??? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4523 Well, I said that I was fine with cheating on my husband, but did you have to park the bathroom so close? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4524 It was a good idea, but they never finished the rails 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4525 Wow, from Midtown to mulch because of a virus! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4526 Eeny, meeny, miny ... 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4527 We found the Antigen! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4528 Creation myth revisited. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4529 Careful—it’s mating season and the local must only be a few stations away. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4530 And just when we thought we were social distancing enough. 1.1129 0.05682 62 58 1 3
4531 100 years in the future "I get the jungle part, but weres the concrete?" "I don't know, but the natives will eat you alive" 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4532 Why is it the A-train stops always bewilder me? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
4533 Makes you wonder what the subway was like before Covid-33? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
4534 OK, I'm a big fan of mass transit, but . . . 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4535 I thought it was just 1 bus, not 2 trolleys 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4536 I thought Social Distancing meant six feet apart, not six HOURS apart! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4537 This is ridiculous! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4538 we can shelter at home here and still be camping 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4539 Off track hiking is always exciting. Pick a car,any car. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4540 So that's where they go to make out! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4541 If we want, we can take the A-Train 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4542 Look Dave, it's those subway cars where everyone was fucking your wife blah blah my heart's not in it anymore. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4543 I think they skipped all stops 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4544 Interesting, but nothing is as good as the the migration of the wildebeest. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4545 Denial is a key step in overcoming grief. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4546 Life was so much easier when our choices were Door No. 1, Door No. 2 or Door No. 3. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4547 These new cabins are a great encouragement for City dwellers to get out into nature. They only stay in them for a few minutes at a time. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4548 We’ve stumbled upon the trolley’s nest. Daniel Tiger must be close. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4549 Didn't ancient map say that the Statue of Liberty is supposed to be close by? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
4550 Stand clear of the charging boars! Please! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4551 Which one do we take? The one with one smile or the one with three? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4552 Uh... how long were we in quarantine again?" "I resent everything about you and I want a divorce. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4553 Aha. The 2 and the A. The L,F ‘n’ T burial ground should be just across the next stream. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4554 I think we are on the rough track 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4555 Well, these were a lot easier to find than some missing children. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4556 Is this the pack train we've been looking for? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4557 It looks like the trains are going express again. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4558 Well, logically, where would 3 be? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4559 Finally! Some trains to eat. Yum yum yum. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4560 You said we would’t find any humans here. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4561 I think we take the number 29 to the next trial. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4562 This must be the 'A Train' grave yard. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4563 I guess we should take the A train. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4564 It said in the guidebook--this is where they're put out to pasture, next to the elephants burial grounds. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4565 I hope you remembered your MetroCard 1.1020 0.04369 49 43 5 0
4566 Looks like we've walked all the way too Tokyo. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4567 The IRT and the IND, I presume. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4568 Wow, do you know how they'd fold these fat tents? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4569 Finally, after weeks in the jungle we found it! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4570 So... wanna bang in the A or in the 2? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4571 Whoa! Looks like Social Distraction! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4572 It was well worth the trek to beat the fare. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4573 These motor homes are violating social distancing rules! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4574 We carried those heavy pup tents all this way for nothing. 1.1020 0.04369 49 43 5 0
4575 Will we be coming to our next destination or going back home 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4576 Sure, the A train! Now I see why they call it an Evergreen! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4577 Thank God for the lizards! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4578 Just say “No” Carl. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4579 The guide said no forays into the wild. That’s a 2A.” 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
4580 ROAR! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4581 Eureka - the final resting place of Duke Ellington 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4582 Maybe the local fauna doesn't stop here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4583 Ironic that we hike to reach our Camp Training Station! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4584 Woman: "Do they have air conditioning in these two stores? It's kinda hot right now." Man: "Probably the A-list store does." Man and woman: "Let's just made store 2 our z-list." 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4585 Gee Scott! Separate tents, now separate indices? I'm really starting to feel like girls aren't welcome in the scouts! 1.0870 0.05225 46 42 2 1
4586 Someone should e-mail the neighborhood association. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4587 A new root for jungle disease. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4588 I didn't think these went to Woodhaven. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4589 This is the first time I hiked the dangerous MTA Trail. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4590 I told you that Carruthers was going to take the A Train. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4591 If we’re going to Sugar Hill, we need to take the ‘A’. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4592 Do you believe they used this crowded form of transportation in the olden days? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4593 I'm taking the local 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4594 We have stumbled upon an ancient burial ground of the Subway Tribe. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4595 The Eigth Wonder of The World. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4596 They say "If you miss the A train, you'll find you missed the quickest way to Harlem." 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4597 Well, so much for the trackless wood. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4598 Isn't this how it ended for that guy in 'Into the Wild?' 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4599 Wow, we’re boxcar children! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4600 we've done it! we've found the trains depicted in the ancient glyph of a man in a leather trenchcoat simultaneously shitting and jerking himself off. this confirms that New York was indeed insanely tight 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4601 They've never been observed outside the urban jungle before. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4602 My place or yours? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4603 Now, remember: no sudden movements or direct eye contact or they'll really go off the rail trail! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4604 I guess Duke's "Take the A Train" wasn't meant to be taken literally. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4605 So this is the source of the A train 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4606 Nature shows you your back and front at the same time 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4607 How the heck did we get to Chambers Street? 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4608 Hope you brought couple of old tokens. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4609 Don't spook them, Harold. They've never seen millionaires before. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4610 They follow the trails left by the bison. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4611 AND YET THEY SKIPPED FULTON STREET! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4612 now, who said there were sub way stations in the jungle? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4613 I like the idea of the A Train. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4614 Let's take the one on the right. I'm guessing it's. A for Amazon. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4615 They’re being repurposed into CoVid Field Hospitals.. *(NOT funny- -well aware) 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4616 A takes us to one of the dark mirror episodes and 2 is Earth right now! So, let's hop on A, atleast we don't have to be socially distant in that horrible world. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
4617 Is there a medical bay or what 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4618 I asked for 2 'trainers'. Must have been a typo. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4619 Seriously, 'A' is not a good sign, and don't even think about telling me to look at the flowers. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
4620 Look; two street cars named Desire in need of a track extension. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4621 Me A train She number 2 downtown 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4622 They used to remove the waiting from the waiting platforms. 1.0833 0.04031 48 43 4 0
4623 To A or not to A 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
4624 Which one is the metro to the Lake O’Hara Lodge? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4625 Not exactly a hostel, but most likely hostile. Not what I was expecting. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4626 Your guess is as good as mine. I say we take the one less traveled by 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4627 She: I see you’re bussed. He: I’m betting yours is nicer. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4628 This was where they came to die, even if they operated as a local during late night hours only. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4629 Looks like we have two choices. Inwood or Flatbush? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4630 I think the ATV we left behind would have made it 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4631 Maybe "elephants" is just a metaphor. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4632 Watch out for the rats. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4633 Oh shit, time for some dope tagging bro. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4634 But surely, the number 2 is tropical. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4635 Shall we now go to B or not to B? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4636 I told you they eloped to Vermont. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4637 No, the 2 doesn't stop at Columbus Circle. We must be at Fulton St. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4638 A rare sighting of the wild carrus subwayus on the Serengeti 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4639 You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4640 Wow! We made a discovery! These must have been some form of transportation long time ago. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4641 Rare mating ritual, follow procedure! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4642 Back in their natural habitat.... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4643 And just up ahead we have a pair of rare Amazonian express trains. Tread carefully, we don’t want to disturb their slumber... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4644 And I thought we still had another half mile to go. Time flies when you're having fun, huh, Melinda. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4645 If we get lost, we just need to follow the Northstar. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4646 Interesting. But this elephants graveyard has no real value. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4647 It’s a bit on the outskirts but don’t worry, there’s still a Starbucks on every corner. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4648 I’ve definitely got to cut back on my dropping amount. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4649 I think that 'A' would be more private. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4650 LET'S GO METS! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4651 So when you said we'd be training today ... 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4652 so this is where the A train and the 2 train meet up. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4653 If they don’t have the right gear, they will never fit in 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
4654 We must be in Sugar Hill way up in Harlem 1.0698 0.02353 43 41 2 0
4655 Hiking’s a“thing” now. Guess you didn’t realize. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4656 I guess they're not entirely cut off from the rest of the world. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4657 I’m devoted to the Cloisters pilgrimage route. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4658 I'll take the A train, Duke!" Kyle D. Kenyo 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
4659 I've heard these were used for poultry farming. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
4660 I'm not saying we'll make it next time, but some day we will get somewhere before the Joneses do. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4661 Just great." "Now we have to decide what "A" means and "2" means but also which is the front door and which the back door" "Gracie, I'm worried. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4662 There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the problems of staying alive, and these two horny hotties are about to show us how it's done. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4663 Our GPS isn't the only thing off track. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4664 If you can sing "Take the A Train", that's your bunk. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4665 Everyone is getting involved now. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4666 Satire from the Borowitz Report: I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4667 -"Ready to take off? Over! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4668 Keeping social distancing was declared for NYC's subway cars, too. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4669 The fabled A-train graveyard... At midnight on the full moon you can feel the deep rumbles as the others come and turn over their hulking skeletons. —Which is why you randomly can’t get home from the Knicks game! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4670 Do you think that The Duke's in there? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4671 I don't know why they keep referring to it as 'paradise' 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
4672 I never go above 14th Street but I recognize the end of the line when I see it. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4673 I guess this is the end of the line...so we are still lost Susan Thomson, Omaha Nebraska 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
4674 Stanley, I did not know the A train went to Brooklyn. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4675 I tol 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4676 Did we just come across the train depot or what? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4677 Don’t take the A. The 2 is an express. Hi 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4678 Just think: they spent their entire adult lives chasing each other's butts.” 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
4679 Don't get excited. It means we missed the G. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
4680 We should have taken the express. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
4681 I thought you ordered 2 foot-longs 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
4682 I think your wrong about taking the 2. It's faster to take the A and then connect with the C. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4683 Well, there came a point, at which, they just couldn't stand all that enforced touching and looking and smelling each other and realized they could do it on a less threatening scale, From-Home. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4684 Do we have enough provisions to make it to Far Rockaway, or should' we do Flatbush? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4685 Ugh, they can't even shelter-in-place for 2 days without going on a hike. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0