Contest #706


Cartoon

706

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Of course—we wait forever, then two come at the same time.”
  2. “Apparently, they wouldn't ask for directions, either.”
  3. “Of all the things we packed, I didn't think to bring my MetroCard.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-04-19T22:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-05-03T22:08:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-04-27T22:07:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 4, 2020
Number of captions 4686
Number of responses 1079547
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well,I know what Duke Ellington would do. 2.1191 0.00593 18078 4828 6286 6964
1 Of course... we wait forever, then two come at the same time. 2.0025 0.00591 15767 4376 7000 4391
2 And to think, this was Times Square a month ago. 2.0020 0.00625 15559 4769 6014 4775
3 Approach quietly, if they know you are five steps away, they'll depart. 1.9687 0.00631 14551 4517 6009 4024
4 I always wondered what happened if you stayed on past 116th street. 1.9610 0.00658 12860 3883 5617 3360
5 An encouraging sign, but we’re not out of the woods yet. 1.9492 0.00806 8505 2573 3784 2144
6 At least they covered their tracks. 1.9410 0.00715 11546 3794 4652 3100
7 I never realized the urban jungle was an actual place. 1.9246 0.00721 11124 3702 4578 2844
8 Of all the things we packed, I didn't think to bring my Metrocard. 1.9150 0.00829 8074 2612 3536 1926
9 Nobody ever tells the story of all the little trains that couldn't. 1.9140 0.00738 11675 4278 4132 3265
10 Look, we've found another cartoon that only New Yorkers will understand. 1.9123 0.00923 7467 2730 2658 2076
11 Apparently they were a method of transportation before the era of social distancing. 1.9090 0.00844 8243 2828 3337 2078
12 If they have toilet paper I'm going in! 1.8910 0.00872 8339 3152 2944 2242
13 Wait... Don't move too quickly. If they see you running they'll close their doors. 1.8811 0.00709 10902 3730 4747 2425
14 How long did we shelter in place? 1.8746 0.00971 6202 2251 2478 1473
15 ...well this explains the bear in the conductor hat. 1.8670 0.00832 8820 3376 3249 2195
16 Ah, more relics from the Coronazoic Era. 1.8521 0.00855 8011 3054 3106 1851
17 It’s amazing how nature has rebounded in Manhattan since the lockdown. 1.8482 0.00761 9502 3469 4017 2016
18 It’s hard to believe, but they say these things used to be full of complete strangers sitting next to each other. 1.8365 0.01079 4899 1861 1976 1061
19 Behold...the fabled End of the Line. 1.8267 0.00918 7088 2846 2629 1613
20 Strange - normally you can't transfer here. 1.8234 0.01146 4327 1679 1733 915
21 People used to get inside of these and they would take them to collaborative work environments called "offices." 1.8166 0.00787 9120 3583 3637 1900
22 Careful the one on the right is an express and will stop at nothing! 1.8121 0.00929 6919 2859 2512 1548
23 The locals say they are impossible to catch 1.8001 0.01118 4532 1827 1784 921
24 They live above ground in the wild. 1.7977 0.00767 10591 4629 3497 2465
25 Then people realized they never really had to go anywhere anyway. 1.7925 0.01116 4655 1932 1757 966
26 Well I’ll be damned—they actually were sent to a farm upstate. 1.7890 0.01096 4953 2105 1788 1060
27 Just act like you’re running late for something, and they’ll go away. 1.7799 0.01162 4189 1747 1613 824
28 I told you those weren't animal tracks 1.7637 0.00923 6576 2824 2491 1261
29 I remember those like it was last month." "It was. 1.7633 0.00970 6072 2638 2240 1194
30 I'm sorry, I just assumed "Tour the Trainforest was a typo." 1.7628 0.00942 6867 3118 2269 1480
31 Apparently they wouldn't ask for directions, either. 1.7600 0.00999 6063 2748 2021 1287
32 They've been forced above ground to hunt for commuters. 1.7539 0.01132 4584 2059 1593 923
33 Shh. Don't startle them, or we'll have to wait 45 minutes for another one. 1.7488 0.01491 2349 982 974 392
34 I’ve heard of ‘train coupling’ but have never seen it in the wild . 1.7431 0.01298 3526 1616 1200 710
35 I still say it's faster if we walk back. 1.7375 0.01422 2629 1134 1048 443
36 Legend has it they carried passengers, up until the American people re-elected a reality show celebrity huckster during a pandemic. 1.7288 0.01081 5553 2765 1534 1254
37 Look! Two locals. 1.7269 0.01434 2776 1275 984 517
38 Just get on. We don't want to look like tourists. 1.7258 0.01155 4026 1809 1525 692
39 When I said I wished they had a Subway out here, what I meant was I forgot to pack the sandwiches. 1.7130 0.01196 3881 1794 1407 680
40 According to Duke Ellington, we take the A train 1.7114 0.01235 3635 1683 1318 634
41 At last, the lost trains of thought” 1.7060 0.01149 4731 2384 1355 991
42 I think we have arrived at De-Forest-Station. 1.7045 0.01191 4091 1990 1329 772
43 O.M.G., M.T.A., W.T.F. 1.6941 0.01576 2455 1239 728 488
44 Hmm, maybe Ellington knew something we didn't. 1.6924 0.01650 2035 973 715 347
45 I guess this is the end of the line 1.6769 0.01641 1947 925 724 297
46 Back away slowly. They're dangerous when they go off the rails. 1.6725 0.01600 2098 1018 747 331
47 Let’s take the one less taken. 1.6569 0.01574 2183 1093 746 344
48 We must be the first humans to find these; I don't see any graffiti. 1.6567 0.01313 3105 1556 1063 486
49 I thought I smelled urine. 1.6555 0.01557 2546 1379 663 500
50 Bob, after all this way, your water bottle better be in there. 1.6539 0.01313 3294 1711 1016 567
51 How bizarre. You never see crested buckler ferns growing near elm trees. 1.6379 0.01693 2019 1091 576 352
52 Well, this would explain the turnstile. 1.6368 0.01628 1944 982 686 276
53 I’m telling you, literally everyone’s getting out of New York. 1.6315 0.01345 2860 1470 979 411
54 Well this explains the turnstiles we saw earlier 1.6209 0.01298 2936 1503 1048 385
55 Finally, a place to pee. 1.6202 0.01604 2272 1268 605 399
56 I think this could be the famous Disoriented Express! 1.6184 0.01567 2259 1222 677 360
57 Dear God! We’re in a “New Yorker” cartoon! 1.6176 0.01923 1637 928 407 302
58 I was right! You CAN transfer between the A and the 2. 1.6173 0.01348 2775 1438 963 373
59 What would Duke do? 1.6119 0.01583 2105 1122 678 305
60 Now you tell me we could have taken the A Train? 1.6115 0.01365 2654 1415 873 362
61 This might be why they’re late all the time. 1.6105 0.01482 2385 1270 774 341
62 They're essentially harmless, but stand clear of the closing doors. 1.6040 0.02079 1101 566 405 130
63 So this is where they mate 1.6026 0.01483 2348 1258 765 325
64 I think we've hit the end of the line. 1.5987 0.01489 2203 1187 726 290
65 They say in New York there are hundreds of them in captivity. 1.5955 0.01616 1921 1026 644 250
66 I guess everyone is working remotely. 1.5920 0.01854 1615 912 450 253
67 Pass me the hand sanitizer — I’m going in. 1.5912 0.01707 1749 949 566 234
68 If a Numbered Train and a Lettered Train could find happiness together, then why not us? 1.5910 0.01853 1462 788 484 190
69 I guess we've been in Central Park the whole time. 1.5890 0.02352 876 466 303 106
70 What would Duke Ellington do? 1.5861 0.01738 1778 1011 498 269
71 Back away slowly with no eye contact or we'll both end up at LaGuardia. 1.5828 0.01753 1649 904 527 216
72 Trust me, it will still be faster to walk 1.5823 0.01753 1592 863 532 197
73 So this is it. The end of the line. 1.5810 0.01760 1635 900 520 215
74 It feels like we've gotten off track here 1.5791 0.01715 1606 878 535 193
75 Get out the spray paint. 1.5787 0.01898 1524 879 410 235
76 Those trains didn't move when this was Columbus Circle either. 1.5775 0.01795 1548 851 500 197
77 For a primitive tribe, their transportation system is remarkably advanced. 1.5741 0.01759 1470 801 505 164
78 I've heard of runaway trains, but I never thought it was a real thing before. 1.5739 0.02277 967 536 307 124
79 Okay, you were right, getting the extended City Pass was worth paying the additional $3.00. 1.5724 0.02150 1050 575 349 126
80 I do have tokens, but we shouldn't feed them in the wild. 1.5678 0.01979 1335 769 377 188
81 Perhaps, Geoff, we’ve been quarantined longer than we’ve realized. 1.5673 0.01958 1308 732 406 167
82 I told you the subway stop was a hike. 1.5669 0.01936 1330 746 415 169
83 As long as you stay clear of the closing doors, they are harmless. 1.5643 0.01911 1290 717 423 150
84 Back in early 2020, these old relics were stuffed with people going to something called jobs. 1.5627 0.01955 1260 705 404 151
85 See! I told you it would be faster to walk. 1.5625 0.01952 1255 704 400 151
86 You never know what you'll find off the beaten track. 1.5622 0.01967 1238 686 408 144
87 I always wondered how far uptown you could go. 1.5618 0.01934 1214 658 430 126
88 Perhaps I should have been more specific when I said "pick up a couple subways for the hike." 1.5612 0.02122 1185 690 325 170
89 I told you we weren't the only ones trying to get out of the city. 1.5590 0.02016 1118 609 393 116
90 Alert the Transit Museum, Indiana. I believe we've found The Holy Rail. 1.5579 0.02150 1192 708 303 181
91 I hate destination weddings. 1.5577 0.02324 1006 594 263 149
92 I still doubt there will be two seats together. 1.5551 0.02117 1108 634 330 141
93 By God Livingston, we've found it. The end of the line. 1.5537 0.02139 1109 641 323 145
94 Be still; they often flee at the sight of passengers. 1.5517 0.02132 1093 626 331 136
95 I always thought the urban jungle was a myth. 1.5507 0.02217 1006 576 303 125
96 Wow, so this is what it means to go ‘off the tracks’... 1.5502 0.02621 667 370 227 70
97 The quarantine was longer than I thought. 1.5496 0.02146 1048 595 330 123
98 Walk very slowly. If they sense we're in a hurry they'll be gone in a second. 1.5479 0.02302 960 568 263 126
99 Didn't we see objects like this, in what was once New Jersey, being used as diners? 1.5474 0.02242 950 539 302 109
100 Well, the end of the line wasn’t what I thought it would be. 1.5469 0.02223 1024 594 296 132
101 It must be the ancient ruins of the civilization that was here last year. 1.5464 0.02214 992 566 306 118
102 It’ll be faster to walk. 1.5458 0.02240 993 575 294 124
103 Well, they're certainly not the "quaint cottages" described by airbnb...I think we should get our deposit back. 1.5453 0.02297 906 516 286 104
104 I think we’ve just struck tiny house gold. 1.5449 0.02430 947 578 222 147
105 I told you those weren't deer tracks. 1.5424 0.02245 966 557 294 115
106 Are they off-track, or are we? 1.5418 0.02240 958 550 297 111
107 We have to find an apartment closer to subway. 1.5414 0.02265 953 561 272 120
108 No wonder New Yorkers tell tourists take a hike when they ask for subway directions. 1.5404 0.02340 940 557 258 125
109 I have a feeling we're not in Harlem anymore. 1.5396 0.02291 921 532 281 108
110 I've heard these organic free-range trains live happier lives. 1.5385 0.02357 908 535 257 116
111 Two trains emerged in the woods and I...decided to stay socially distanced and not travel by either. 1.5343 0.02360 861 508 251 102
112 I told you I smelled pee. 1.5333 0.02482 810 496 204 109
113 DON'T YOU DARE SAY,'DR. ELLINGTON, I PRESUME?'! 1.5325 0.02633 693 404 209 80
114 They're here for the fare hike. 1.5321 0.02473 840 507 218 113
115 To the surprise of everyone at the time, MTA continued to operate well after the rest of society collapsed. 1.5320 0.02352 827 476 260 88
116 They’re above ground.... We must have left Manhattan. 1.5302 0.02443 794 462 243 89
117 Nah, it'll be faster to keep walking. They're locals. 1.5278 0.02504 790 475 213 100
118 Amazing! One rarely sees a pair in the wild. 1.5277 0.02463 794 467 235 92
119 I hear these things were used to move people from place to place in the “pre-corona times.“ 1.5262 0.02578 781 475 201 105
120 I know it sounds cliche, but let’s take the A Train. 1.5262 0.02526 781 467 217 97
121 We need to make tracks. 1.5260 0.02583 789 483 196 109
122 The legends are right. New York City once did exist. 1.5255 0.02486 784 468 222 94
123 Those darn New Yorkers took our campsite again. 1.5252 0.02598 773 472 196 105
124 Looks like someone really did take the A train 1.5242 0.02591 763 463 200 100
125 People used to ride these to places called restaurants and offices. 1.5235 0.02516 766 458 217 91
126 When the guidebook said this campground was a train wreck I didn't think to take it so literally. 1.5233 0.02519 751 443 223 85
127 I didn't know they put them out to pasture. 1.5227 0.02480 748 441 226 81
128 I thought parallel lines only met at Infinity". 1.5227 0.02526 748 442 221 85
129 Shhh, don't make a sound. If they sense your presence, they'll depart just before you have time to board. 1.5227 0.02500 750 447 218 85
130 Let's hope one is a diner and the other a sleeper. 1.5209 0.02562 741 445 207 89
131 We’ve had to battle bears, snakes, ticks and now we have to mind the gap? 1.5192 0.02571 728 434 210 84
132 And I thought we were off the beaten track. 1.5190 0.02631 711 428 197 86
133 Look, a couple of runaway trains. 1.5189 0.02598 715 427 205 83
134 So rare. You never find them connecting. 1.5163 0.02587 705 418 208 78
135 It's amazing how quickly nature took back Manhattan with social distancing. 1.5161 0.02600 684 419 179 76
136 Seems like everyone's getting out of town this weekend. 1.5158 0.02282 698 420 220 58
137 I think we've discovered uptown. 1.5158 0.02534 698 407 222 69
138 We must be way uptown. 1.5151 0.02598 695 413 206 76
139 Tell me you still have that MetroCard. 1.5149 0.02579 672 392 214 66
140 Well, if I was a New Yorker, this would be humorous. 1.5129 0.02688 661 397 189 75
141 These used to roam freely all over the city. 1.5127 0.02687 667 402 188 77
142 My grandfather spoke of this place. He called it 'Columbus Circle'. 1.5114 0.02683 657 407 169 76
143 I don’t think this is what Duke Ellington had in mind. 1.5114 0.02726 657 401 177 79
144 When the lockdown began, this was Penn Station. 1.5106 0.02693 658 406 167 80
145 I guess this is our last stop. 1.5100 0.02687 647 387 190 70
146 They don't run away from you in the wild like they do in the city when you try it catch one. 1.5090 0.02705 611 359 191 60
147 Two tracks diverged in a wood, and I— I took the A Train… 1.5086 0.02772 637 389 172 76
148 That's weird. They didn't leave any tracks. 1.5086 0.02672 637 378 194 65
149 Seriously? We could have taken a train? 1.5080 0.02715 626 376 183 67
150 This extinct tribe elected a game show host as their leader. 1.5078 0.02893 642 408 142 92
151 They call it Trails to Rails.” 1.5072 0.02795 627 384 168 75
152 If it charges, give it a token. 1.5064 0.02728 622 373 183 66
153 In the wild they behave differently. They're on time. 1.5057 0.02848 617 382 158 77
154 Twice a day, morning and evening, the ancient yorkers gathered for a ritual called "commute." 1.5056 0.02715 623 372 185 65
155 So this is where Duke Ellington took it. 1.5050 0.02768 598 365 167 66
156 I think we are lost. We should be seeing the E and 7 trains right now. 1.5041 0.02784 605 366 173 66
157 Things sure are different once you get above 86th Street. 1.5041 0.02816 607 373 162 71
158 Finally! The “Not in Service” hiding place! 1.5033 0.02814 602 367 167 68
159 I've always loved Duke Ellington, I say we take the A train 1.5033 0.02804 602 366 169 67
160 They're from long ago when the ancients traveled outside their homes to pursue their occupations. 1.5033 0.02744 602 360 181 61
161 The only thing I want to know is which one has toilet paper. 1.5033 0.02774 608 384 142 75
162 George, I hate to tell you, but we've reached the end of the line. 1.5025 0.02771 597 359 176 62
163 A2, Brutus? 1.5017 0.02954 598 378 138 81
164 When they said "New York style amenities," I had no idea. 1.5009 0.02895 571 350 156 65
165 I didn’t bring exact change. Let’s just hop the fernstile. 1.5009 0.02876 579 355 158 66
166 By Jove, the legends are true; they do mate in the wild! 1.5009 0.02864 585 359 159 67
167 Looks like the end of the line 1.5009 0.02833 585 356 165 64
168 Talk about getting off track. 1.5008 0.02578 593 358 182 53
169 And this is where New York City went off the rails. 1.4982 0.02801 570 342 172 56
170 So this is where trains are when they say "Arriving in 15 minutes." 1.4974 0.02890 571 362 142 67
171 Don’t step on the third trail. 1.4974 0.03050 571 372 116 83
172 Dr. Ellington's I presume? 1.4973 0.02896 565 347 155 63
173 I guess we're not the only ones who've gone off track. 1.4973 0.02891 565 349 152 64
174 The road less traveled my ass. 1.4965 0.02946 566 352 142 69
175 I thought you said we were on the right track." 1.4946 0.02875 556 339 159 58
176 They really do put them out to pasture. 1.4944 0.02790 534 320 164 45
177 Keep very still. They normally live underground. 1.4927 0.02924 546 336 151 59
178 I believe they were once used for sleeping, singing, and graphic art. 1.4926 0.02874 544 333 156 55
179 I think if we keep walking, we'll be on the right track. 1.4926 0.02754 544 320 180 44
180 Now we know what kind of tracks those were. 1.4926 0.02886 544 337 147 55
181 Scout’s honor - I used Porcini mushrooms in our omelettes this morning. 1.4917 0.02921 541 332 152 57
182 You only see two when you're not waiting for one. 1.4907 0.02885 538 327 158 53
183 We may have stumbled upon the lost city of Hoboken. 1.4894 0.03044 517 323 135 59
184 Welcome to Jurassic Station. 1.4890 0.03012 501 309 137 53
185 So which one, Robert Frost or Duke Ellington? 1.4885 0.03071 522 330 129 63
186 Trust me, it's still faster to walk. 1.4885 0.02948 522 320 149 53
187 And they still haven't extended a line to LaGuardia. 1.4883 0.03032 514 333 117 62
188 I don't blame them for wanting to get out of the city. 1.4874 0.02965 515 316 147 52
189 Finally, proof that before 2020, humans once traveled in close proximity with strangers. 1.4863 0.02990 512 316 143 53
190 In the wild, you see them quite often - there are just rare in the city... 1.4863 0.03011 510 316 140 54
191 Here we are. Eco, repurposed, adjoining suites, just like the ad said. 1.4863 0.03011 510 316 140 54
192 Well, if they share tracks, I guess it's OK for them to self-isolate together. 1.4863 0.02973 510 313 146 51
193 Don't panic... Just toss some tokens on the ground and back away slowly. 1.4863 0.03011 510 316 140 54
194 I thought you said this hiking trail had great views of the terrain. 1.4863 0.03112 510 324 124 62
195 Hard to believe but there was a time when people traveled together in closed metal containers. 1.4851 0.03033 505 314 137 54
196 Shhh... don't scare them off. The next ones won't come for at least 30 minutes. 1.4851 0.02846 505 308 155 42
197 See, the GPS said this was Harlem. 1.4848 0.03011 495 304 142 49
198 Robert Frost did not prepare me for this. 1.4846 0.03115 487 305 128 54
199 I guess that answers the question, ‘how are new subway cars made?’ 1.4841 0.03089 504 318 128 58
200 Looks like we aren't the only ones trying to get away from the city. 1.4839 0.03077 498 312 131 55
201 You take the two train and I’ll take the A train. I’ll be in Brooklyn afore ye. 1.4839 0.03077 498 312 131 55
202 Amazing! I've never seen one in the wild...and on schedule! 1.4837 0.03101 490 313 113 57
203 This means there has to be a hot dog stand nearby. 1.4836 0.03014 488 299 142 47
204 Clearly, we're lost. We were supposed to connect with the Q. 1.4828 0.02942 495 300 151 44
205 Don't panic: they're not dangerous as long as we stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4825 0.03027 485 298 140 47
206 I knew we'd find them if we followed their tracks. 1.4825 0.03041 485 298 137 47
207 Ah, yes, from the pre-corona era. They were used for some barbaric thing called 'mass transit.' 1.4816 0.03096 488 306 129 53
208 Let's wait for the E so we don't have to transfer. 1.4815 0.03023 486 303 132 50
209 Fuck Trump. 1.4815 0.03516 486 335 64 85
210 It's the A-Train, all right... but who took it 1.4812 0.03073 478 296 134 48
211 Just be very still. They’re off the rails and highly dangerous. 1.4812 0.03073 478 299 130 49
212 So as you can see, the property is conveniently located just a short stroll from the subway. 1.4812 0.03719 345 218 88 39
213 Great, another fare hike. 1.4811 0.03111 476 295 128 50
214 They were last seen beneath the streets of Boston. 1.4807 0.03130 466 290 128 48
215 I'm not trying to be disagreeable. I'm just saying that this hike has become less like a walk in the park and more like a train wreck. 1.4807 0.03302 466 302 104 60
216 It’s your call, Duke! 1.4802 0.03211 481 309 113 59
217 I can't believe we found it ... We've been searching for years ... The Temple of the Holy Rail 1.4802 0.03059 481 301 130 49
218 Everyone talks about a fare hike...but here it is! 1.4802 0.03170 481 306 119 56
219 So the legends are true. Before Covid19 there were commuters. 1.4790 0.03010 476 299 131 44
220 I’m not surprised. I saw their tracks few miles back. 1.4790 0.03111 476 297 128 50
221 You remember when mass transit was a thing? 1.4785 0.02876 466 296 125 43
222 I told you that we were on the right track. 1.4777 0.03091 471 293 131 47
223 Wow, and I thought we were lost! 1.4776 0.03026 469 291 132 45
224 I can't see the forest for the trains 1.4776 0.03115 469 293 128 48
225 I never thought I’d see the end of the line. 1.4772 0.03243 461 297 109 55
226 Then some joker said, "Alexa, how can I take the subway to the Catskills?" 1.4763 0.03169 464 295 118 51
227 Great! They're both expresses. 1.4763 0.03080 464 287 133 44
228 So THIS is the last stop on the A train... 1.4763 0.03198 464 295 117 52
229 This must be the Forest Hill station. 1.4763 0.03198 464 295 117 52
230 They didn't leave any tracks. 1.4763 0.03064 464 287 128 44
231 It all started as a ten minute delay 1.4763 0.03110 464 295 119 48
232 Back before the virus they say this was a city where people would stand close to each other on these things and travel in tunnels. 1.4758 0.03205 454 287 118 49
233 It’s odd they’re way out here. They’re both locals. 1.4758 0.03174 454 285 122 47
234 The East Side is so much more civilized. 1.4758 0.03144 454 283 126 45
235 Interesting,and I thought they became extinct during the last pandemic 1.4758 0.03065 454 278 136 40
236 I think we've just entered the Urban Jungle. 1.4749 0.02897 459 272 156 31
237 Awww look at that, honey...runaway trains 1.4749 0.03041 459 283 135 41
238 Apparently, it was once a thriving city of five boroughs and seven million people. 1.4748 0.03051 457 287 121 41
239 Looks like we've stumbled into the urban jungle. 1.4748 0.03128 457 285 127 45
240 Damn it. Left my MetroCard at camp. 1.4743 0.03163 447 279 124 44
241 Backpacking in Central Park is overrated. 1.4743 0.03241 447 284 114 49
242 It’s ok, Carl, I’ve seen these before. If we act like we’re in a hurry they likely won’t come toward us. 1.4742 0.03141 445 276 127 42
243 I guess this is really the end of the line for them. 1.4733 0.03132 450 280 127 43
244 Take the A. The 2 stops at every tree. 1.4733 0.03116 450 279 129 42
245 So this is where they go on holidays and weekends. 1.4729 0.03172 442 276 122 43
246 It’s another fare hike. 1.4729 0.03346 442 287 101 54
247 It thought it could. 1.4727 0.03199 440 276 120 44
248 Good god!!! I thought the A train was extinct. 1.4724 0.03280 434 275 111 47
249 Crikey, what a find! These were believed to have gone extinct during the Great Social Distancing back in the early 20’s. 1.4724 0.03181 434 270 123 41
250 Legend has it they'll be moving shortly. 1.4719 0.03252 445 284 111 49
251 They're locals. We might as well keep walking. 1.4718 0.03247 443 282 113 47
252 Are they lost or are we? 1.4713 0.03242 435 277 112 46
253 I think the map said "Take the 'A' Train". 1.4713 0.03338 435 281 103 51
254 This must be it, John. The outer boroughs! 1.4713 0.03142 435 269 127 39
255 Wow, you rarely see them in the wild! 1.4707 0.03132 427 262 129 36
256 These must be the locals. 1.4707 0.03201 427 266 121 40
257 Should we keep this quiet or report it to the MTA Lost and Found Dept? 1.4705 0.03150 440 274 125 41
258 And I thought we were lost. 1.4691 0.03181 437 274 121 42
259 It's so rare to see them above ground. 1.4691 0.03230 437 277 115 45
260 Legend has it these were for something called "commuting." 1.4688 0.03349 433 281 101 51
261 What? You mean we could have taken the subway? 1.4687 0.03145 431 267 126 38
262 Whoever left those here must have had a loco motive! 1.4685 0.03372 429 281 96 52
263 Back away slowly, Jim, I have motor oil in my pack and I think they smell it. 1.4685 0.03274 429 275 108 46
264 Two roads diverge and they both end up in Brooklyn. 1.4685 0.03207 429 269 119 41
265 Strange. I thought they preferred underground burrows. 1.4679 0.03108 421 257 131 33
266 Did we sign up for a training camp or a camping train? 1.4679 0.03135 421 278 95 46
267 Even they wanted to get out of the city! 1.4671 0.03324 426 274 105 47
268 So the stories are true; they did exist. 1.4671 0.03324 426 273 104 46
269 Did you pack the MetroCard? 1.4671 0.03206 426 267 119 40
270 Well, the last time Two roads diverged in a wood, I took the A Train And that made all the difference. 1.4671 0.03291 426 272 109 45
271 There's a metaphor in here somewhere. 1.4671 0.03065 426 262 129 34
272 You really can't prepare yourself for how graceful they are out in the wild. 1.4662 0.03307 414 263 109 42
273 I'll be the first to say it—New York has really changed." 1.4662 0.03125 414 253 129 32
274 Back away. Slowly. It's mating season. 1.4662 0.03254 414 260 115 39
275 Well, we found the end of the line! 1.4662 0.03325 414 264 107 43
276 You take the A train to hippo reserve, then switch to the 7 for two stops to get to Dr Goodall’s hut. If you see Dr Livingstone, it is safe to presume you have gone too far. 1.4652 0.03325 417 267 106 44
277 We walked all this way when we could have taken the train? 1.4652 0.03325 417 263 106 43
278 Trust me, it'll be quicker to walk 1.4652 0.03393 417 271 98 48
279 Looks like another engineer refused to ask for directions. 1.4651 0.03388 415 269 99 47
280 And to think this used to be Times Square. 1.4651 0.03371 415 268 101 46
281 They’re said to live underground, but once in a millennium they rise to the surface in some distant forest to mate. 1.4642 0.03414 405 262 98 45
282 I told you that we had a higher chance of two subway cars showing up in the jungle than a rapid test for Covid19 1.4634 0.03470 410 270 90 50
283 It covers itself in urine to keep predatory tourists away. 1.4634 0.03212 410 267 99 43
284 Still, next time I’d build the tracks first, train second. 1.4631 0.03319 393 246 110 35
285 Oh no. We face a binary choice with asymmetrical data." 1.4623 0.03289 398 252 109 37
286 I think we followed the wrong tracks. 1.4623 0.03289 398 250 112 36
287 This must be the often talked about urban jungle. 1.4619 0.03409 394 253 100 41
288 Be careful. They only come above ground to feed. 1.4619 0.03311 407 259 108 40
289 Do you think they're Locals? 1.4619 0.03200 407 253 120 34
290 Phew! At least we're not lost in New Jersey. 1.4619 0.03256 407 255 114 37
291 Apparently they used to live underground. 1.4615 0.03203 403 250 120 33
292 You made the reservation. You figure it out. 1.4604 0.03271 391 244 114 33
293 So that’s why you can never find a train when you need one 1.4604 0.03291 391 245 112 34
294 Remind me again, how long have we been on lockdown? 1.4604 0.03291 391 244 112 34
295 You'd have thought they'd leave tracks. 1.4604 0.03311 391 243 109 35
296 I can't remember, are we supposed to make ourselves look bigger or play dead? 1.4600 0.03445 400 261 94 45
297 It's called the end of the line Mike and it brings up the subject of our relationship. 1.4600 0.03408 400 259 98 43
298 Should we cancel the Lyft? 1.4600 0.02976 400 263 106 30
299 These must be the runaway trains. 1.4598 0.03288 398 251 111 36
300 I told you we never should have left Midtown. The Bronx is a wild, dangerous land. 1.4598 0.03364 398 255 103 40
301 Quick, get out the camera. They tend to run about every 10 minutes. 1.4585 0.03381 386 246 103 37
302 Let’s listen to Duke Ellington and take the A train 1.4585 0.03400 386 247 101 38
303 You go ahead. I'll wait for the Express. 1.4585 0.03300 386 248 99 37
304 Very rare sighting. These things usually travel single file. 1.4585 0.03259 386 240 115 31
305 By god, I always thought it was a myth but I think we’ve stumbled upon the lost city of New York.” 1.4580 0.03489 393 258 90 45
306 I guess this is what the vacation rental site meant by, "rustic urban fusion." 1.4578 0.03250 391 244 115 32
307 Free range subway cars have never been photographed in their natural habitat. 1.4576 0.03342 389 247 106 36
308 Someone got their signals crossed 1.4576 0.03362 389 248 104 37
309 I'll Take the A Train and you take the 2 train and I'll be in Brooklyn before you! 1.4574 0.03334 387 245 107 35
310 How long were we gone? 1.4569 0.03336 348 215 106 25
311 Looks like we’re off the beaten track 1.4565 0.03321 379 238 109 32
312 I guess we’ve come to the end of the line. 1.4565 0.03384 379 241 103 35
313 You wait an age and then two come at once. 1.4565 0.03321 379 241 105 33
314 Don’t touch them, or the mother might not come back. 1.4565 0.03363 379 240 105 34
315 Oh, look, this subway station has been restored to its original condition. 1.4557 0.03472 384 250 93 41
316 And YOU said that we didn't have to pack the metro cards. 1.4557 0.03352 384 244 105 35
317 I told you we could've taken the train here. 1.4557 0.03311 384 242 109 33
318 Released into the wild, the trams did their best to blend in with their surroundings. 1.4555 0.03344 382 247 99 36
319 I suppose we should. We'll never get a cab. 1.4543 0.03255 372 232 112 28
320 I knew I smelled urine. 1.4543 0.03673 372 250 75 47
321 OK, you win...the ending of 'Planet of the Apes' is more realistic than I thought. 1.4543 0.03277 372 231 113 28
322 I've always wondered where they go to die. 1.4538 0.03320 379 239 108 32
323 Ah yes, the elusive express train. These haven’t been spotted in Manhattan for years. 1.4531 0.03484 373 242 93 38
324 Don't make any sudden movements. If they see you running they'll take off. 1.4527 0.03543 349 224 92 33
325 I guess this really is the end of the line. 1.4521 0.03496 365 236 93 35
326 Well,now we know what happened to the man who never returned. 1.4521 0.03496 365 236 93 36
327 Considering how many times I’ve waited for missing trains, I’m surprised there aren’t a lot MORE of them hiding out here. 1.4516 0.03385 372 237 102 33
328 We aren’t in Brooklyn anymore, Dorothy. 1.4514 0.03221 370 229 114 26
329 Look Gerald... They're coupling 1.4511 0.03475 368 238 94 36
330 This must be the lost city New York, abandand after the pandamic of 2020 and the reelection of Trump.. what do you think was worse? 1.4508 0.03615 366 243 81 42
331 It seems we're a little off track. 1.4508 0.03290 366 228 111 27
332 I say we take the one less traveled by. 1.4504 0.03524 373 250 81 40
333 In this situation, I ask "what would Duke Ellington do?" 1.4494 0.03669 356 237 78 41
334 I knew they were expanding service, but this seems extreme. 1.4494 0.03559 356 232 88 36
335 We're entering what used to be New York City now. 1.4494 0.03581 356 233 86 37
336 ...wait a minute... I thought you said *rain* forest... 1.4494 0.03537 356 231 90 35
337 Thank god, my feet are killing me. 1.4493 0.03452 365 235 96 34
338 Well, Ruth, I guess this is the end of the line. 1.4490 0.03487 363 235 93 35
339 These are going up-jungle. We need down-jungle. 1.4482 0.03462 357 229 96 32
340 At long last, the trains to nowhere. 1.4482 0.03551 357 233 88 36
341 "With any luck, maybe we can catch a glimpse of the even more elusive and rarely seen D train." 1.4470 0.03564 349 227 88 34
342 I really miss those days...Remember what it was like getting somewhere in just a hour or so? 1.4470 0.03325 349 219 105 25
343 Look at those two, Margaret! Why, I haven't seen a human in years. 1.4470 0.03744 349 235 72 42
344 We missed rush hour by at least ten years. 1.4470 0.03447 349 222 98 29
345 Well, they do say that public transportation is good for the environment. 1.4470 0.03494 349 224 94 31
346 They're so much more peaceful in the wild. 1.4468 0.03619 329 212 87 30
347 How long were we sequestered? 1.4460 0.03472 352 226 95 31
348 We have all lost track.” 1.4460 0.03519 352 228 91 33
349 Let’s wait for the 1 train so we don’t have to change 1.4460 0.03378 352 222 103 27
350 The post-apocalypse is so beautiful in the fall. 1.4457 0.03613 350 233 79 38
351 Shhh! We're extremely lucky to observe these two lines mating. 1.4457 0.03647 350 232 79 38
352 I wasn't expecting a "secluded cabin in the woods" to feel so... urban. 1.4454 0.03591 339 220 87 32
353 See, you were wrong. The A train does stop in Central Park. 1.4441 0.03484 340 217 95 28
354 Sh-h-h. They're recoupling. 1.4441 0.03631 340 222 83 34
355 I don’t think we’re out of the woods yet. 1.4438 0.03361 347 218 104 25
356 This looks the end of the line for us. 1.4431 0.03607 343 225 84 34
357 Great ! Maybe we’ll get a seat! 1.4428 0.03389 341 217 98 26
358 Thankfully,we know how to conduct ourselves. 1.4428 0.03452 341 217 97 27
359 Runaways, in all probability. 1.4428 0.03526 341 220 91 30
360 Looks like we weren’t the only ones who fled the City 1.4428 0.03376 341 214 103 24
361 I didn't say take the A train, I said take a train. 1.4408 0.03621 338 222 83 33
362 Unfortunately we have to keep walking since we don’t have masks 1.4408 0.03290 338 226 84 28
363 Legend has it that these ran underground in a land called Manhattan, under the Hudson Sea. 1.4408 0.03343 338 211 105 22
364 We aren't the only ones off the beaten tracks. 1.4408 0.03621 338 222 83 33
365 Wow - I’ve never seen two express trains at once! 1.4405 0.03709 336 224 76 36
366 Well ... according to the map, it’s Brooklyn 1.4405 0.03636 336 221 82 33
367 Well, this explains the turnstile at the park entrance. 1.4405 0.03276 336 219 90 23
368 Just act natural. And have exact change ready. 1.4405 0.03587 336 219 80 32
369 Stay quiet- they’re coupling. 1.4405 0.03587 336 219 86 31
370 We just have to pick, the one less travelled by. 1.4401 0.03370 334 220 78 23
371 Wait . . .I know! There's a song about this! 1.4401 0.03602 334 218 85 31
372 Oh, good, A train to nowhere. 1.4401 0.03676 334 221 79 34
373 Just a suggestion, but how about we 'Take the A Train'! 1.4401 0.03475 334 221 83 28
374 This could be the first one I actually catch. 1.4398 0.03592 332 216 86 30
375 Good lord, I thought they’d gone underground! 1.4398 0.03617 332 217 84 31
376 I wonder what the baby will look like 1.4398 0.03692 332 220 78 34
377 My mother always said - If you get lost, take the A train. 1.4398 0.03246 332 212 94 21
378 Yes I'm sure. He said take the green line. 1.4398 0.03288 332 214 91 22
379 You take the A Train, I have to do a number 2. 1.4398 0.03765 332 223 72 37
380 This is what happens when you raise the fare to $3.75! 1.4398 0.03592 332 216 86 30
381 They're not hard to find if you know how to interpret their tracks 1.4377 0.03484 329 210 94 25
382 Man, has quarantine been going on that long? 1.4373 0.03334 327 203 105 19
383 I hope my laptop is still there. 1.4369 0.03527 325 216 79 30
384 I think that we are off the beaten track. 1.4369 0.03799 325 219 70 36
385 You can’t see the forest for the trains 1.4369 0.03261 325 206 99 19
386 Neither of these will take us uptown, Harold 1.4369 0.03672 325 214 80 31
387 I appreciate they are quarantined but they really should be six feet apart. 1.4369 0.03672 325 214 80 31
388 It appears we aren’t the only ones who have wandered off the track 1.4369 0.03540 325 209 87 27
389 No graffiti....can't be from New York 1.4369 0.03620 325 212 83 29
390 Well, with this proximity, I guess we can assume our rent will go up now. 1.4369 0.03646 325 213 82 30
391 Does your survival kit include a metro card? 1.4365 0.03528 323 207 88 26
392 I think this used to be New York City. 1.4348 0.03616 322 210 84 28
393 So this is Far Rockaway! 1.4348 0.03616 322 210 84 28
394 Legend says that these traveled underground packed with people,before the pandemic. 1.4348 0.03924 322 222 60 40
395 Guess they’re living off the grid. 1.4348 0.03279 322 207 92 21
396 I don't think we're in Harlem anymore. 1.4345 0.03576 313 201 88 24
397 I heard they were extending the A line, but Botswana? 1.4345 0.03879 313 212 66 35
398 Many years ago, before the virus came, there was something called the subway. 1.4344 0.03764 320 214 73 33
399 Stay alert, keep your voice low, and stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4344 0.03466 320 203 95 22
400 Did you say we're training to hike or hiking to train? 1.4342 0.03738 304 199 78 27
401 It appears that we’ve been following the wrong type of tracks. 1.4342 0.03529 304 192 92 20
402 There might be more toilet paper in number 2... 1.4340 0.03620 318 216 63 31
403 This must be close to what they used to call the Upper West Side. 1.4340 0.03620 318 209 81 28
404 They’re so much cleaner in the wild. 1.4340 0.03537 318 204 90 24
405 No,Richard,I don't think it still choo-choos when nobody is around to hear it. 1.4340 0.03701 318 210 78 30
406 Okay, fine, but we'll have to change at Yosemite. 1.4340 0.03593 318 206 86 26
407 So, the smell of urine was not from the bears. 1.4340 0.03807 318 213 70 34
408 Looks like we're not the only ones who are lost. 1.4340 0.03480 318 202 94 22
409 It's either me, or Times Square has changed a lot since we left yesterday. 1.4335 0.03745 316 209 74 31
410 In the old days 100s of people would crowd into those things to go to work. Can you imagine? 1.4335 0.03495 316 203 90 23
411 No station, no tracks.... Those weren't ordinary mushrooms we just ate. 1.4335 0.03877 316 215 65 36
412 Wow, it's so rare to see a pair of them in the wild! That's the alpha on the right. 1.4335 0.03798 316 212 71 33
413 It’s still a mystery how they find their way back to this ancient mating ground. 1.4335 0.03580 316 203 86 25
414 They were what moved people before we walked." 1.4335 0.03636 316 206 83 27
415 Stay perfectly still,they should run in 2-10 minutes... 1.4335 0.03608 316 205 85 26
416 Breeding pair returned to the wild. No luck yet. 1.4335 0.03745 316 210 75 31
417 Oh thank god it’s the express 1.4315 0.03814 292 190 73 25
418 So much for taking the less traveled path. 1.4309 0.03736 304 200 77 27
419 What do you mean you didn't pack your Metro Card 1.4309 0.03677 304 198 81 25
420 We have reached the urban jungle. 1.4309 0.03707 304 199 79 26
421 And you thought YOUR plans got derailed? 1.4309 0.03618 304 196 85 23
422 They’re obviously not locals. 1.4309 0.03765 304 201 75 28
423 Looks like we've reached the end of the line. 1.4309 0.03619 311 202 84 25
424 Must have been that last fare increase. 1.4309 0.03619 311 202 84 25
425 Are you sure you called Uber to come and get us? 1.4309 0.03676 311 204 80 27
426 It's not what I expected, Howard, but Google Maps says take the "A" train. 1.4304 0.03692 309 203 79 27
427 We released these two into the wild over a year ago and they still come when I call them. 1.4304 0.03577 309 203 75 26
428 Just stand still. They'll come to us. 1.4304 0.03547 309 203 82 24
429 Doctor Ellington, I presume. 1.4300 0.03794 307 205 72 30
430 Oh, there's my train. Gotta go. See you tonight. 1.4296 0.03791 291 191 75 25
431 Legend has it that in Pre-Corona times, these were used for both toilet and transport. 1.4296 0.03822 291 192 73 26
432 Well, the guidebook did say that tracks 19 and 20 weren't in the main terminal. 1.4286 0.03700 308 202 77 26
433 We don't know how they ran, but we think they ran late." 1.4286 0.03794 294 194 74 26
434 So the legend is true, Dr. Smythe - deep within Fulton Street Station's secret garden one can transfer between the A and 2 lines! 1.4286 0.03812 308 207 70 31
435 I forgot how happy they look when they're not in captivity. I think that A train is even smiling at us. 1.4286 0.03642 308 202 78 26
436 It's not often that you run across examples from the pre-graffiti period. 1.4271 0.03564 295 188 88 19
437 This is exactly why I didn't want to move to New Jersey. 1.4271 0.03723 295 193 78 24
438 Be careful, you can get Line Disease from these. 1.4267 0.03856 300 202 68 30
439 And I was just loosing my thought of train" 1.4267 0.03827 300 201 70 29
440 Do you think there is toilet paper on board? 1.4267 0.03885 300 203 66 31
441 Oh, we're definitely getting a seat this trip. 1.4267 0.03739 300 198 76 26
442 I always forget that Staten Island is part of New York City 1.4262 0.03875 298 201 67 30
443 Didn't Duke Ellington say to take The A Train? 1.4262 0.03539 298 195 81 18
444 Just don't touch them, John, I've read that these things carry all kinds of diseases. 1.4240 0.03798 283 186 74 23
445 The trains didn’t understand the conversion from rails to trails. 1.4237 0.03782 295 195 72 25
446 We're hallucinating, the A and 2 ran on different lines. 1.4232 0.03545 293 187 88 18
447 One of these goes uptown, one leads into the heart of an immense darkness... but I forget which is which. 1.4232 0.03738 293 193 75 24
448 I never realized they were so good at covering their tracks. 1.4232 0.03830 293 196 70 27
449 Don’t run. They sense fear. Gently pull out your MetroCard and back away. 1.4232 0.03769 293 197 71 25
450 The track not taken” Two tracks diverged in the great woods... 1.4232 0.03738 293 193 76 24
451 They never run on schedule in captivity. 1.4232 0.03675 293 191 80 22
452 They’re completely off the rails. 1.4232 0.03738 293 193 76 24
453 After weeks of human social distancing, subway trains have returned to their natural habitat. 1.4227 0.03879 291 196 67 28
454 Well that's one good thing about the pandemic; nature really is making a comeback. 1.4227 0.03724 291 191 77 23
455 They should be safe to approach, as long as we beware their closing doors. 1.4225 0.03820 284 188 72 24
456 Yes, it’s the end of the line...but I always get a seat. 1.4225 0.03948 284 192 64 28
457 These were abandoned in the 20s, when it proved impossible to disinfect them. 1.4225 0.03820 284 188 72 24
458 Great. They're express. 1.4222 0.03925 270 179 68 23
459 I wonder if there's another one right behind us. 1.4221 0.03610 289 186 84 19
460 As you can see, subway repairs took so long that nature has reclaimed the Columbus Circle stop. 1.4221 0.03676 289 188 80 21
461 Mating season is always my favorite time of year. 1.4221 0.03929 289 196 64 29
462 when they said it was a bit of a walk to the nearest subway,they weren't kidding! 1.4221 0.03898 289 195 66 28
463 Look! It's a terrain station. 1.4211 0.04000 285 195 60 30
464 This upstate gentrification has gone too far. 1.4211 0.04000 285 195 60 30
465 My parents told me stories. But I never thought I'd see one. 1.4211 0.03678 285 185 80 20
466 Fifty years ago, before the Trump Plague, people would cram into these metal containers to travel around Old New York City. 1.4201 0.03844 269 179 68 22
467 Sometimes they just need to get out of the city 1.4196 0.03600 286 184 84 18
468 Sheila, Duke Ellington didn't mean that someone should actually "Take" the A Train. 1.4196 0.03750 286 195 63 27
469 If a subway car breaks down in the forest... 1.4196 0.03799 286 190 72 24
470 Wow! It's so rare to see them in their natural habitat. 1.4191 0.03537 272 185 68 18
471 Nature really did come back to the city after we were all quarantined. 1.4191 0.03760 272 177 76 19
472 It's the weekend schedule. 1.4191 0.03687 272 175 80 17
473 My grandma actually rode in one... Weird, those pre-isolation days. 1.4184 0.03966 282 192 62 28
474 We always suspected they met outside city limits. 1.4184 0.03287 282 185 71 13
475 It’s safe. Just stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4184 0.03634 282 182 82 18
476 Legend has it that these metal boxes were filled with listless humans in the pre-Corona Period. 1.4184 0.03770 282 185 73 22
477 I told you we could have taken the A train.” 1.4184 0.03869 282 189 68 25
478 Another couple off the rails. 1.4184 0.03997 282 193 60 29
479 It appears to be the elusive and endangered A train. 1.4179 0.03921 280 189 65 26
480 The scariest thing in this jungle will probably be on that train. 1.4179 0.03954 280 190 63 27
481 We went through so many stops, got derailed and delayed numerous times, and almost ran out of steam, but we finally tracked down the Trainnosaurus wrecks. 1.4179 0.04050 280 193 57 30
482 This is not what I anticipated when I heard Amazon would be taking over the MTA. 1.4176 0.03713 273 177 78 18
483 Sick transit gloria mundi. 1.4173 0.03941 278 187 64 26
484 Unless you have your MetroCard it’s still a 500 mile hike out of here. 1.4173 0.03703 278 181 78 19
485 Okay, we are walking in circles - I have definitely seen that tree before! 1.4167 0.03826 276 183 71 22
486 Damn, forgot the spray paint. 1.4167 0.03826 276 183 71 22
487 This must mean we're on the West Side. 1.4167 0.03928 276 186 65 25
488 Who knew you could transfer from the 2 to the A in Forest Hills? 1.4161 0.03879 274 183 68 23
489 They're both going nowhere. 1.4161 0.04015 274 187 60 27
490 Based on the symbols, I'd say late financial district. 1.4161 0.03914 274 184 66 24
491 I believe they used them to distribute viruses. 1.4158 0.03897 279 187 66 25
492 But I used the train schedule to start the campfire last night. 1.4158 0.03640 279 188 69 21
493 They have done a good job of renovating the 103st station, don't you think? 1.4145 0.03728 275 179 76 19
494 They say if you get close enough you can still hear the coughs of infected commuters. 1.4139 0.04057 273 188 57 28
495 Which is the line less traveled? 1.4139 0.03888 273 183 67 23
496 So this is where the trains to nowhere go. 1.4133 0.04045 271 186 58 27
497 It must be a trap, Doris, they‘ll be expecting us to take the A train 1.4133 0.04079 271 187 56 28
498 Behold, the most elusive creature of the concrete jungle! 1.4133 0.03872 271 181 68 22
499 Now, this is an authentic, intact example of pre-Covid Commuterism, popular before the Dawn of Zoom. 1.4133 0.03942 271 183 64 24
500 If a train stops in the forest and no one is around, does it screech? 1.4126 0.03997 269 183 60 25
501 I always wondered where the end of the line was. 1.4126 0.03820 269 180 65 19
502 Look! The last breeding pair of critically endangered south american Subway cars. 1.4124 0.03718 274 187 65 22
503 I told you it's a little hike between platforms. 1.4122 0.03737 262 171 73 17
504 It's definitely more difficult to cast our vote since Trump. 1.4122 0.04162 262 184 49 29
505 And I thought we were off track. 1.4122 0.03737 262 170 76 16
506 If there's one thing worse than incongruity, it's inconsistent labeling. 1.4122 0.03965 262 176 64 22
507 I read that they became obsolete. Social distancing made it economically impossible for them to survive. 1.4122 0.03697 262 177 65 15
508 Wow! Sometimes we see the 2 above ground, but never the A! 1.4122 0.03737 262 170 76 16
509 Before Covid this place was called Hudson Yards 1.4122 0.04001 262 177 62 23
510 Thank goodness! I was wondering how we were going to get to Harlem from here. 1.4122 0.03556 262 176 70 16
511 See? I told you we were south of 14th St. 1.4122 0.04249 262 184 48 30
512 Still no graffiti...you gotta give the governor credit. 1.4122 0.03965 262 176 64 22
513 Now just remember Theodore. We are more scared of them, then they are of us. 1.4122 0.03890 262 174 68 20
514 Daryl, I think we found the Urban Jungle! 1.4122 0.03927 262 175 66 20
515 Sweet. But where do we get a Metrocard? 1.4122 0.03737 262 170 76 16
516 Call Duke Ellington, tell him we found it. 1.4122 0.04109 262 180 56 26
517 This is how people got around when we still had cities 1.4122 0.03852 262 173 70 19
518 Legend has it they never ran on time. 1.4122 0.03756 262 172 71 18
519 I hope one of them is a food truck 1.4120 0.04018 267 182 60 25
520 They're reclusive- but easy to track 1.4120 0.03728 267 174 76 17
521 Legend has it that they met at 42nd and 5 1.4120 0.03948 267 180 64 23
522 2020? What happened in 2020? 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
523 We had to put them out to pasture after everyone started working from home. 1.4120 0.04018 267 182 60 25
524 Can you imagine actually sitting next to somebody?" 1.4120 0.03983 267 181 62 24
525 I'm just not sure subway on demand is a thing. 1.4115 0.04059 260 177 59 24
526 Like the Shanghai pandas, they just needed a little privacy. 1.4115 0.04023 260 176 61 23
527 Shoot, we already threw away our Metrocards! 1.4115 0.03106 260 182 65 11
528 Obviously they're an invasive species. 1.4115 0.04132 260 179 55 26
529 ' I hope you brought your metro card.' 1.4115 0.03696 260 170 74 16
530 Just be calm, and whatever you do, please stand clear of the doors. 1.4115 0.03834 260 177 63 19
531 Make sure you don't step on the third trail. 1.4115 0.03948 260 174 65 21
532 Great. They are exactly where I left them. 1.4106 0.04061 263 180 58 25
533 No, I am sure we are on the right track. 1.4106 0.03953 263 176 64 22
534 This must be Farthest Rockaway 1.4106 0.03953 263 177 63 22
535 I might be old school, but I'd say they've gone overboard with the trail markers. 1.4106 0.03878 263 175 68 20
536 Wait! I think I read about this. More than two people could be together at one time. Crazy! 1.4105 0.04184 229 153 58 18
537 Careful now. Maybe they’ll depart if we offer them some kind of token. 1.4104 0.03936 268 181 64 23
538 Back in 2020, they used to pack people together in these for transport. 1.4104 0.03828 268 179 67 21
539 Just stay calm. No sudden movements and make sure to stand clear of the closing doors. 1.4104 0.03828 268 177 68 20
540 Well, we finally know what happened to Charlie 1.4104 0.04143 268 187 52 29
541 If they charge, don’t run in a straight line. 1.4098 0.03847 266 177 69 20
542 I KNEW someone must have taken the A Train. 1.4098 0.03992 266 181 61 24
543 Before the Shutdown, one of these would carry each Worker to her Job, if I understand the words of the Old Ones correctly. 1.4089 0.03711 247 165 64 16
544 See, I ‘m not the only one whose career has been derailed. 1.4084 0.03887 262 173 66 20
545 Great, the A is running on the 2 line. We’ll never get home now. 1.4072 0.04335 221 150 52 19
546 It’s harder to get away than we thought. 1.4070 0.03850 258 173 66 19
547 Guess this is the end of the line for us." 1.4070 0.03730 258 168 75 15
548 So that's why the A train is always late. 1.4070 0.04003 258 175 61 22
549 Do you think they have toilet paper? 1.4070 0.04115 258 178 55 25
550 Just keep your distance, mind the gap. 1.4070 0.03965 258 174 63 21
551 2 trains diverged in a wood and I... 1.4070 0.03850 258 171 69 18
552 I thought we took the one less traveled by. 1.4070 0.03965 258 174 63 21
553 Wow - I never expected to see a mating pair nesting in their natural habitat. 1.4070 0.03850 258 171 69 18
554 So this is what they mean by coupling. 1.4070 0.03889 258 172 67 19
555 I don't know, Drew. If we miss our stop, we could end up in the middle of nowhere. 1.4062 0.03948 256 172 64 20
556 You're right. This IS off the beaten track. 1.4062 0.03987 256 173 62 21
557 What a find. The trainosaurus . Very rare. From the delayedagain period. 1.4062 0.04063 256 175 58 23
558 The 9.30 to Livingston, I presume? 1.4062 0.04025 256 174 60 22
559 Legend has it that somewhere there are still people standing around waiting on these. 1.4062 0.03948 256 172 64 20
560 This is not what I had in mind when I heard we were looking for tracks... 1.4062 0.04063 256 174 58 22
561 Everyone stays home for a few weeks and the subway cars return to their natural environment. 1.4062 0.04100 256 175 56 24
562 Shhh! These must be those new Free-Range trains. 1.4062 0.03909 256 171 66 19
563 I knew we should have packed our Metro cards! 1.4062 0.03987 256 173 62 21
564 This is the main advantage of hiking wilderness trails in The Bronx: You’re never that far from civilization! 1.4062 0.03909 256 171 66 19
565 Quiet. It's mating season. 1.4062 0.03909 256 171 66 19
566 Looks like everyone is getting off the beaten track 1.4057 0.03783 244 158 73 13
567 This explains why he never returned. 1.4057 0.04284 244 170 49 25
568 I don’t care which one we use, as long they got toilet paper. 1.4055 0.03910 254 176 54 23
569 I told you the A line ends in Belize. 1.4055 0.03949 254 173 60 21
570 After years of searching, we found the lost transfer station in central park. 1.4049 0.04245 247 172 50 25
571 Careful, they look untrained. 1.4049 0.04245 247 172 50 25
572 We are lucky to have found them since they cover their tracks so well. 1.4049 0.03881 247 163 68 16
573 Which train should we take? Well A, how would I know? And 2, what are they even doing here?" 1.4049 0.03902 247 171 56 20
574 I thought I recognized those tracks. 1.4049 0.03923 247 166 62 18
575 It's like those pandas. All they ever wanted was a little privacy.” 1.4049 0.03881 247 162 68 16
576 This is quite rare. Normally don't see them outside of their normal habitat buried deep underground. 1.4049 0.04127 247 169 56 22
577 We'll probably get a seat... 1.4049 0.03965 247 165 64 18
578 Clearly, we're off the rails. 1.4049 0.04087 247 167 57 21
579 Yes, Steve, a mating pair. And their plumage is graffiti free. 1.4049 0.04006 247 166 62 19
580 This is where they put them out to pasture. 1.4049 0.04006 247 166 62 19
581 Two tracks diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the A Train to Bed-Stuy, But with all the delays it made no difference! 1.4049 0.04127 247 168 56 22
582 No wonder they’re always late! They’ve been canoodling in the woods.” 1.4049 0.03965 247 165 64 18
583 What do you mean "I'll wait for a local"? 1.4049 0.03965 247 167 61 19
584 It was an early transit improvement plan; they're still waiting for approval of the environmental mitigation measures. 1.4049 0.03923 247 164 66 17
585 So that’s why the A line was always late 1.4048 0.04069 252 172 58 22
586 You don’t usually see these outside their native habitat. 1.4048 0.03951 252 169 64 19
587 Careful. They can be unpredictable. 1.4048 0.03910 252 168 66 18
588 Well, it is the Duke Ellington National Forrest. 1.4048 0.04030 252 171 60 21
589 Two trains diverged in a yellow wood and ...sigh. 1.4048 0.04030 252 171 60 21
590 Cuomo greenlit biodegradable cars in 2021. 1.4048 0.04184 252 175 52 25
591 If it can make it here it can make it anywhere 1.4047 0.03974 257 174 62 21
592 Judging by the undergrowth I'd say we missed our train by about 30 years. 1.4043 0.03968 235 155 65 15
593 Put away the map, you look like a tourist. 1.4041 0.03944 245 163 65 17
594 Guess we are lost. All this time, I thought we were on the East Side. 1.4040 0.03972 250 167 60 20
595 We're definitely on the West Side of the trail. 1.4032 0.03696 248 160 76 12
596 I told you I heard jazz 1.4032 0.04114 248 170 56 22
597 I don't care if it has a bar car. I just need a bathroom that won't give me a poison ivy rash when I sit down! 1.4032 0.03869 248 164 68 16
598 Whatever you do, don't tell them you don't like jazz. 1.4032 0.03952 248 166 64 18
599 I can't believe they beat us here. 1.4032 0.03952 248 169 56 19
600 And I thought it was just animals that had begun to roam freely. 1.4032 0.04074 248 169 58 21
601 Perfect Harry, these accommodations truly are off the beaten track 1.4032 0.04154 248 171 54 23
602 Wanna head upjungle for some Thai? 1.4032 0.04114 248 170 56 22
603 In theaters now: "RAIDERS of the LOST BART" 1.4032 0.04114 248 172 53 22
604 Quarantined. 1.4032 0.04114 248 170 56 22
605 Don't worry, they don't move fast. 1.4024 0.03667 251 162 77 12
606 the trains are returning to the forest. nature is healing... we are the virus. 1.4024 0.04269 251 177 47 27
607 We knew the A Train self-exiled since smooth jazz, but what's the #2 doing here? 1.4016 0.04101 249 171 56 22
608 Two trains converged in a yellow wood... 1.4008 0.04083 247 169 57 21
609 Yeah, but which one is the express? 1.4008 0.03919 247 165 65 17
610 They announced, “we should be moving shortly” many many years ago.” 1.4000 0.04065 245 167 58 20
611 So far, so good—they’re sniffing each other. 1.4000 0.04024 245 166 60 19
612 ... before the pandemic, they used to call this place “Grand Central Station”. 1.4000 0.04382 245 175 42 28
613 Urban creep. 1.4000 0.03897 245 162 65 16
614 My father was adamant that the A and the 2 must have a direct connection somewhere, but no New Yorker has ever seen this! 1.4000 0.04147 245 169 54 22
615 In that moment, Jeff and Linda knew they’d discovered the most uninspiring cartoon premise ever. 1.3992 0.04291 243 171 47 25
616 Oh good, we didn’t miss our train. 1.3992 0.04046 243 165 59 19
617 Finally found the streetcars we desire. 1.3992 0.04170 243 168 53 22
618 Eureka! I think we finally found the end of the line... 1.3992 0.04170 243 168 53 22
619 Lets get the El out of here. 1.3992 0.04251 243 172 46 25
620 I knew we should have brought a camera. Do you know how rare it is to see these in the wild? 1.3983 0.03895 241 165 57 17
621 Don’t make eye contact; It’s only been a month but they’ve already gone feral! 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
622 Which one would Duke take? 1.3983 0.03983 241 161 62 17
623 We finally reached it... the end of the line. 1.3983 0.04153 241 165 54 21
624 Take the A train" they said, "OK, now what? 1.3983 0.04153 241 168 51 22
625 Either it's the shrooms, or we've found a coronavirus field hospital. 1.3983 0.04153 241 166 54 21
626 They've really made the Columbus Circle station 'green', huh? 1.3983 0.03895 241 160 65 14
627 The subway cars are returning. Nature is healing. 1.3983 0.04026 241 163 60 18
628 Place your $2.75 on the ground and back away slowly... 1.3983 0.04069 241 164 58 19
629 We'll definitely get there faster if we keep walking. 1.3983 0.03939 241 161 64 16
630 This is good. The airport can't be far from here. 1.3983 0.03895 241 160 66 15
631 We’re not lost, Henry. According to the trains this is either Columbus Circle or Fulton Street. 1.3983 0.04194 241 166 52 22
632 Dude, maybe we should lay off the “special” gummy bears. 1.3983 0.04069 241 164 58 19
633 Well, I guess this is the end of the line. 1.3983 0.04235 241 168 50 23
634 Against their better judgement, something kept telling them to take the A train. 1.3975 0.04219 239 166 51 22
635 Curious, you rarely find an express amongst the locals. 1.3975 0.04092 239 163 57 19
636 We best follow Duke Ellington's advice on this. 1.3974 0.04109 234 159 57 18
637 Looks like we've got another invasive species. 1.3974 0.04064 234 158 59 17
638 I live in the City. I see them in the wild all the time. 1.3974 0.04240 234 162 49 20
639 I TOLD YOU the A train now stops in Central Park! 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
640 'Re-open the economy,' the president said.. 1.3974 0.04153 234 160 55 19
641 I guess there trying to get out of New York too. 1.3967 0.04055 242 165 58 19
642 They're only running once every month now. 1.3967 0.03793 242 165 57 16
643 After a drastic decrease in subway ridership, MTA expands subway lines to attract tired hikers. 1.3966 0.04115 237 162 56 19
644 Which is the one less traveled by? 1.3966 0.04285 237 166 48 23
645 I thought I could smell urine. 1.3966 0.04115 237 162 56 19
646 This must be the new extension for the green line. 1.3966 0.04027 237 160 60 17
647 I hope there hasn't been a fare hike. 1.3966 0.04158 237 162 54 20
648 I believe those are artifacts of the pre-pandemic age when people traveled in large groups. A quaint and very dangerous idea. 1.3966 0.04243 237 165 50 21
649 Air B&b is everywhere these days. 1.3966 0.04327 237 167 46 24
650 And I thought WE were getting a little off-track. 1.3966 0.04158 237 163 54 20
651 I'm not sure this was a good use of the infrastructure stimulus funding! 1.3966 0.04158 237 163 54 20
652 So, East and West DO meet! 1.3966 0.03983 237 159 62 16
653 I don't think they'll make it as a couple -- no real electricity there. 1.3966 0.04201 237 164 52 21
654 The subway is getting to be more like a jungle everyday. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
655 Don't worry, they're trained. 1.3966 0.03846 237 156 68 13
656 Well, here’s my stop. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
657 We can't - we don't have any masks. 1.3966 0.03846 237 156 68 13
658 Why are they smiling... 1.3966 0.04201 237 164 52 21
659 I think we've solved the riddle of why the trains are running late. 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
660 Believe me, you don't want to be around here during mating season. 1.3966 0.04115 237 164 52 20
661 Get a garage! 1.3966 0.04449 237 170 40 27
662 Back in the 1900's and 2000's, this general area was referred to as Times Square. 1.3966 0.04027 237 160 60 17
663 I tell you, this has to be Park Place, where else do the A and the 2 both stop? 1.3966 0.04041 232 156 60 16
664 Looks like someone took Duke Ellington literally. 1.3966 0.04309 232 162 48 22
665 Bloomberg did it. He wanted to extend the subway to his country place. 1.3966 0.04222 232 160 52 20
666 I believe this is what 20th century humans called a "toilet." 1.3966 0.04177 232 159 54 19
667 We'll never get clearer directions that that: "Take the A Train!" 1.3966 0.04041 232 156 60 16
668 You were right. Old subway cars never die, they just become cartoons in The New Yorker. 1.3966 0.04177 232 161 50 20
669 DEAR, This must be ancient relics from the Corona period" 1.3965 0.03595 227 159 46 14
670 We should be fine, they're only hostile to commuters. 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
671 Dr. Livingstone and his assistant discover why the A train is late. 1.3957 0.04353 235 166 45 24
672 I'm taking the train less travelled. 1.3957 0.04095 235 160 57 18
673 Careful! They may have gone feral. 1.3957 0.04226 235 162 51 21
674 It's so much harder to catch them here in the wild. 1.3957 0.04005 235 158 61 16
675 I knew the A came this far, but the 2? 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
676 I told you we were close to Fulton Street! 1.3957 0.03913 235 156 65 14
677 They’re so much more majestic in the wild. 1.3957 0.03959 235 165 51 18
678 Way to go you big dufus, we could have hopped on the A-train to get here! 1.3957 0.04183 235 162 53 20
679 Seeing them back in their natural habitat makes me wonder if they were ever fully domesticated in the first place. 1.3957 0.04050 235 159 59 17
680 Looks like we finally found the last train to Clarksville. 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
681 Oh my God, I left my Metrocard at home. 1.3957 0.04095 235 160 57 18
682 This must be nowhere. 1.3957 0.04353 235 166 45 24
683 Back away slowly... and mind the gap. 1.3957 0.03959 235 157 60 16
684 These must be the torture chambers of an ancient civilisation. 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
685 Let's backup slowly, no sudden moves, and watch the closing doors. 1.3957 0.03722 235 158 60 12
686 It looks like they decided to quarantine in the countryside. 1.3957 0.04139 235 161 55 19
687 Finally, we found The Last Train To Clarksville. 1.3957 0.04050 235 159 59 17
688 Legend has it this transfer can be made only once every 100 years. 1.3941 0.04081 236 166 50 18
689 Should we give them directions? 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
690 I told you those weren't bear tracks back there. 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
691 Relics of the Pre-Covid Age. 1.3913 0.04106 230 157 56 17
692 For your information, Harold, I wanted an A-frame. 1.3913 0.04059 230 156 58 16
693 Oh thank the lord...I was too tired to walk back. 1.3913 0.04012 230 155 60 15
694 I guess they run on trunk lines and then branch out. 1.3913 0.04460 230 165 40 25
695 It's rare to encounter the 2 Line and the A Train together - especially in the wild. 1.3904 0.03889 228 155 58 14
696 It didn’t take long for Nature to reclaim Penn Station. 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
697 Now do you believe New York City has gone off the rails? 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
698 You are always so thoughtful, Al, but when I said that I missed New York, I meant...the Opera, Broadway, Rockefeller Center, dining in Little Italy...not the commute to Coney Island. 1.3904 0.04313 228 160 47 21
699 And here I am without my MetroCard. 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
700 It’s like “Into the Wild” with more options. 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
701 Let the first one go. It’s the one right behind it that we want. 1.3904 0.03938 228 152 63 13
702 The realtor said it's just a short hike to the train. 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
703 With everyone on lockdown, trains are returning to the forests. Nature is healing. 1.3904 0.03987 228 153 61 14
704 Instead of dumping them in the ocean, we'll just wait for the sea level to rise to turn them into fish habitats. 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
705 Now it comes out to Far, Far Rockaway. 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
706 I guess we were in New York all along? 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
707 You'd never catch me taking the subway.. it's like a jungle in there! 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
708 Fine, but if there are any amateur performers in there we're setting up the goddamn tent. 1.3904 0.03987 228 153 61 14
709 This 103rd and Broadway intersection is unrecognizable since the quarantine 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
710 I thought we were walking back. 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
711 Did you bring your Metrocard? 1.3904 0.04130 228 156 55 17
712 Oh good, we didn’t miss it 1.3904 0.04268 228 159 49 20
713 When you mentioned your apartment was a bit of trek to the subway... 1.3904 0.04176 228 157 53 18
714 Don’t judge - when the pandemic’s over, they’ll be back on track. 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
715 Looks like weren’t the only ones who were sidetracked 1.3904 0.03813 228 154 61 13
716 Nice chatting with you but this is my line. 1.3894 0.04106 226 154 56 16
717 When not broken by domestication, they truly are noble to behold. 1.3894 0.04154 226 155 54 17
718 It's What Duke Ellington was telling us all along. 1.3894 0.04247 226 157 50 19
719 And they thought they covered their tracks... 1.3894 0.04058 226 153 58 15
720 Let’s go to “A”. They’re growing pot. 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
721 Are we in your dream or mine? 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
722 This doesn’t seem like the fastest way to Harlem. 1.3894 0.04009 226 152 60 14
723 They come all the way out here and yet you still can't get to Brooklyn without a transfer. 1.3894 0.04058 226 153 58 15
724 Did you remember to pack our transfers? 1.3894 0.04106 226 154 56 16
725 So this is why you have to wait for, like, ever for the A train! 1.3894 0.04154 226 155 54 17
726 At least we can get a seat... 1.3894 0.04058 226 158 50 18
727 They say if you listen, you can still hear the line closure announcement. 1.3894 0.04009 226 152 60 14
728 It’s tough living at the end of the line, but at least the rent’s cheap. 1.3894 0.04106 226 154 56 16
729 Looks like they came up-state when things went off the rails." 1.3894 0.04201 226 156 52 18
730 We've found it! The elusive confluence of the IRT and IND. 1.3884 0.04032 224 150 59 14
731 In the pre-coronavirus era, this clearing was at the edge of something called Central Park. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
732 Apparently people used to jam into these metal virus spreaders like sardines as recently as the year 2020. 1.3884 0.04366 224 158 45 21
733 Meanwhile, at the station in Very, Very Far Rockaway 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
734 That real estate agent wasn't lying when she said it was a bit of a trek to the closest subway stop 1.3884 0.04273 224 156 49 19
735 Ella told me to take the A train! 1.3884 0.04273 224 156 49 19
736 Well, I did ask Google for the nearest Subway. 1.3884 0.04081 224 152 57 15
737 I guess the Coronavirus thing is so bad in the city now that even the NYC Subways had to get out of town. 1.3884 0.04081 224 152 57 15
738 When the hiking guide said you will find the remains of a lost civilization this isn't quite what I pictured. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
739 Thank God, a landmark I recognize. 1.3884 0.04032 224 151 59 14
740 Shhh, the mating ritual is beginning. 1.3877 0.03946 227 156 54 14
741 Looks like Duke Ellington took it! 1.3877 0.04412 227 162 42 23
742 I think we're witnessing the rare mating ritual of the IRT and IND in the wild. 1.3874 0.04299 222 155 48 19
743 With no one to ride them during the quarantine, these subway trains have returned to their native habitat. 1.3874 0.04203 222 153 52 17
744 They just close the doors on the full cars and send them up here for two weeks. That weeds out the idiots who climb in crowded cars. 1.3874 0.04252 222 154 50 18
745 Rare find indeed! Often unpredictable and hard to spot, it’s been ages since I’ve seen one! 1.3874 0.04203 222 153 52 17
746 I’m glad they aren’t held captive now, but it still startles me to run across them in the wild. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
747 Remember, they are just as afraid of us as we are of them. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
748 I think we've finally reached the end of the line. 1.3864 0.04129 220 150 55 15
749 They always look happier in the wild. 1.3864 0.03923 220 153 51 13
750 A long, long time ago, someone pulled the emergency brake, and the city was returned to its original pristine state. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
751 Finally found it! An empty subway car. 1.3864 0.04129 220 151 49 17
752 Before Covid19 this area was called Grand Central Station 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
753 This must be where Ellington hid it after he took it. 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
754 This is Trump's fault, too. 1.3864 0.04421 220 156 43 21
755 This is nice but I really wanted to see the checker cab exhibit. 1.3864 0.04278 220 153 49 18
756 Try to look big and don't look at 'em in the headlights. 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
757 This must be where the rats get on. 1.3864 0.04229 220 152 51 17
758 It didn’t take long for Nature to take over Grand Central Station. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
759 I knew David Copperfield put them someplace. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
760 Follow the tracks, you said 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
761 No doubt about it. We're at the end of the line. 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
762 This is our best evidence yet of just how primitive a people they were. 1.3864 0.04179 220 151 53 16
763 I hate it when people litter. 1.3864 0.04129 220 156 44 18
764 Hard to imagine, there was a big city, and this is how they used to go to work! 1.3864 0.04028 220 148 55 13
765 We were wise to quit waiting and start walking 1.3864 0.04079 220 151 53 15
766 It DOES exist - a convenient transfer from the 2 to the A! 1.3864 0.03976 220 147 61 12
767 Let’s follow their tracks. 1.3864 0.04028 220 148 59 13
768 I'm taking the A-Terrain. 1.3860 0.04195 215 147 53 15
769 Here's our chance to catch the "A" train. 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
770 This explains the hot dog vendor down by the creek." 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
771 Let's take the train less traveled. 1.3860 0.04195 215 147 53 15
772 It isn't The Bronx I remember. 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
773 Oh, thank God. We're not lost...this is Columbus Circle! 1.3860 0.04297 215 149 49 17
774 Ahh---the breeding grounds! 1.3860 0.04195 215 147 53 15
775 It's not that far, let's just walk. 1.3860 0.03982 215 143 61 11
776 We've reached the end of the line. 1.3853 0.04401 218 152 44 20
777 I still think it would be quicker to walk. 1.3853 0.04051 218 151 51 15
778 Let's maintain social distancing. I take A, you take 2. 1.3853 0.03891 218 155 49 13
779 It’s fascinating to witness a transfer in the wild. 1.3853 0.04304 218 152 48 18
780 First deforest. Now derail. 1.3853 0.04255 218 151 50 17
781 I told you the jungle had become too gentrified. 1.3850 0.03777 213 150 48 13
782 Some say the spirits of those ancient people are still at the old platform site, waiting for this train to arrive. 1.3850 0.04060 213 143 58 12
783 Let's not be that person that leaves their backpack on. 1.3850 0.04060 213 142 58 12
784 This must be the end of the line. 1.3850 0.03836 213 139 66 8
785 Since this is obviously the last stop, we're sure to get a seat going back. 1.3850 0.04060 213 143 58 12
786 Do you recall what they were used for before the virus? 1.3850 0.03836 213 141 63 9
787 Just stay clear of the closing doors. 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
788 Well, it's the end of the line, I guess. 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
789 Be careful, those are unreliable 1.3850 0.03777 213 142 57 9
790 Okay, so not exactly an “ancient” civilization. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
791 Don't touch them..they could be sick transit, Gloria! 1.3850 0.04669 213 155 34 24
792 I don't care what Duke said, we're not taking the A train. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
793 Wild trams...it's mating season. 1.3850 0.04375 213 149 46 18
794 Well... it's still better than getting off in the Bronx. 1.3850 0.04220 213 146 52 15
795 New York sure looks a lot different than last time we visited... 1.3850 0.04273 213 146 50 16
796 This explains all of the delays we've been experiencing! 1.3850 0.04060 213 143 58 12
797 Its simply amazing how nature surges during a quarantine. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
798 Looks like we're at the end of the line. 1.3850 0.04273 213 147 50 16
799 Well now we know where the last train to Clarksville went. 1.3850 0.04273 213 145 50 15
800 Hey darling, I meant the sandwiches. Not these subways... 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
801 They're preparing for a fare hike. 1.3850 0.04324 213 146 46 15
802 We've been gone longer than we thought. 1.3850 0.04168 213 144 54 14
803 I heard about these. I think it’s called public transportation 1.3850 0.04273 213 147 50 16
804 As usual, we can make better time walking. 1.3850 0.04005 213 142 60 11
805 I told you we'd find them if we just followed the tracks. 1.3850 0.04005 213 144 54 12
806 Let's stop here & set up camp in the A or the 2. We should have a few days before either departs. 1.3850 0.04060 213 140 58 11
807 Careful, Gary. They can be aggressive if they realize they’re being tracked. 1.3850 0.04375 213 149 46 18
808 I told you, just because you haven't seen a subway train in the wilderness doesn't mean there aren't any. 1.3850 0.03893 213 140 64 9
809 Poor guys really went off the rails. 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
810 Two cars diverged in a wood... 1.3850 0.03893 213 148 52 12
811 Who says rural America is being left out of transportation funding? 1.3850 0.04324 213 148 48 17
812 Somebody REALLY took the "A" Train! 1.3850 0.04324 213 147 48 17
813 It must be a weekend schedule. 1.3850 0.04114 213 144 56 13
814 Math camp meets english camp. 1.3843 0.04230 216 151 47 17
815 The zoning ordinances with this tribe are very lax. 1.3843 0.04179 216 148 53 15
816 I thing you're gonna need a bigger artifact bag. 1.3843 0.04429 216 153 43 20
817 Rarely do you see them mating in the wild. 1.3843 0.04331 216 151 47 18
818 These express trains must have gone local. 1.3843 0.04127 216 147 55 14
819 These date from before the coronavirus. 1.3843 0.04281 216 150 49 17
820 One has a number and one has a letter. Something doesn't add up. 1.3843 0.04281 216 150 49 17
821 Well that explains the trail of Metrocards 1.3843 0.04022 216 147 54 12
822 Just as I suspected. There IS another transfer between the 2 and the A north of 42nd Street. 1.3791 0.04132 211 144 54 13
823 Good thing we're not in a hurry. 1.3791 0.04022 211 142 58 11
824 We found them. The fabled trains that are experiencing delays due to a sick passenger. 1.3791 0.04132 211 144 54 13
825 And I thought we were stranded. 1.3791 0.04214 211 152 41 18
826 These temporary field hospitals are everywhere! 1.3791 0.03965 211 141 60 10
827 Not bad, but I prefer the old Penn Station and its spaciousness and serenity 1.3791 0.04293 211 147 48 16
828 Do you think that they think it's as weird that we're here as we think it's weird that they're here? 1.3791 0.04448 211 150 42 19
829 We may have been lost, but it seems we are getting back on track. 1.3780 0.04320 209 146 47 16
830 I've never seen A train in the wild, much less 2. 1.3780 0.04425 209 148 43 18
831 I say, Duke Ellington wants us to "take the A train" 1.3780 0.04373 209 146 45 17
832 We come from the future to warn you. They will drive you underground with the rats and buskers and separate you one block apart for ever. Ride together while you still can. Ride and be free! 1.3780 0.04528 209 150 39 20
833 Oh good, we're still in time to get the hell out of here! 1.3780 0.04425 209 148 43 18
834 Thank you for the safari, Douglas; best first date ever. But next time can we just go for coffee?" 1.3780 0.04157 209 143 53 13
835 Do you think we'll get a seat? 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 44 17
836 Oh, so this is what they mean by defore-station. 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
837 Eureka! We've found Ancient Harlem 1.3780 0.04102 209 142 55 12
838 Ah. We have found the rare trains. They are impossible to track, 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
839 The tent is all yours, I’ll take the A train. 1.3780 0.04212 209 144 51 14
840 They ran away together. 1.3780 0.04320 209 146 47 16
841 And before covid this was lower Manhattan 1.3780 0.04373 209 147 45 17
842 No wonder these trains are always delayed. 1.3780 0.04267 209 145 49 15
843 finally! the end of the line. 1.3774 0.03836 212 140 64 8
844 Shhhh! Don't scare them off. I have no idea when we might see an express train again. Very rare indeed! 1.3774 0.04380 212 150 44 18
845 Wow, the City is really going green. 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
846 Camp here...or go on to the next post-industrial metaphor? 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
847 Just ignore them. We're searching for tracks. 1.3774 0.04277 212 146 45 16
848 So, this is where they took the A-train. 1.3768 0.04401 207 146 44 17
849 At last. Farthest Rockaway. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
850 If you stand completely still, they can't see you 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
851 Looks like the end of the line for them. 1.3768 0.04239 207 143 50 14
852 The lost connection to LaGuardia! We've finally found it! 1.3768 0.04183 207 143 47 13
853 We found the A train. Now to figure out who took it! 1.3768 0.04183 207 142 52 13
854 Somebody took "Take the 'A' Train" a little too literally. 1.3768 0.04183 207 142 52 13
855 Yeah, but I bet they’re out of service. 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
856 Didn't get away from it all, did we. 1.3768 0.04183 207 142 52 13
857 Always on time when you don't need them. 1.3768 0.04126 207 141 54 12
858 ‘“Well, now we know why he never returned”. 1.3768 0.04507 207 148 40 19
859 When will New York get back on track, Steve? 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
860 I told you they'd be easy to track. 1.3762 0.03973 210 141 59 10
861 Is it the psilocybin or are there really two subway cars in the woods right now? 1.3762 0.04196 210 145 51 14
862 I believe it was put here to be a restroom, like back in the city. 1.3756 0.04430 205 145 43 17
863 I think we've just found evidence that the land known as Far Rockaway did exist. 1.3756 0.04152 205 142 50 13
864 There was a time when people rode around inside those things. 1.3756 0.04209 205 141 51 13
865 Darn! Google said there would be a Subway here and I was looking forward to the meatball 6-inch special of the day. 1.3756 0.04265 205 142 49 14
866 I hope it’s the uptown. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
867 Well, Historians say 2020 was rough... 1.3756 0.03945 205 149 41 15
868 It looks like the subways decided to flee the city when corona hit as well. 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
869 We really are in an alternate universe - this should only happen at 168th Street. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
870 Here they are, hiding in Jamaica. 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
871 I knew combining the MTA and EPA was a bad idea. 1.3756 0.04484 205 146 41 18
872 What would Robert Frost do? 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
873 Well, we may be lost but I don't want to go to Harlem. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
874 The subway strike has lasted way too long. 1.3756 0.03822 205 137 60 8
875 All the danger, all the turnstile jumping; it was worth it. 1.3756 0.04265 205 142 49 14
876 When were there people in Manhttan? 1.3756 0.04209 205 141 51 13
877 Now I'm really lost. Is this 241st St. or 207th? 1.3756 0.04152 205 139 53 11
878 You don't usually see them together in the wild. 1.3756 0.04321 205 143 47 15
879 Curious to see how the Governor blames the Mayor for this.... 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
880 This must be the West Side of the jungle. 1.3756 0.03975 205 137 59 9
881 If we run on time they won't be able to catch us. 1.3756 0.03629 205 136 53 7
882 So this is where the Green Line ends. 1.3744 0.03811 203 133 64 6
883 Ok so we're not the first white people here. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
884 With the world quarantine now the subways have been put out to pasture. 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
885 According to the locals, we'll be fine as long as there's no eye contact. 1.3744 0.03811 203 139 56 8
886 This must be how city slickers go glamping. 1.3744 0.04292 203 140 48 14
887 MTA has certainly freshened up this station. 1.3744 0.04118 203 138 54 11
888 You rarely get to see their mating behavior in their original environment. 1.3744 0.03874 203 142 45 11
889 We really should have read the fine print in The Green New Deal 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
890 Now this is what I call service. Take that, Uber. 1.3744 0.04349 203 142 46 15
891 I think we are finally on the right track. 1.3744 0.04514 203 145 40 18
892 Something tells me to take the one less traveled in and that will make all the difference. 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
893 I told you the F doesn’t stop here. 1.3744 0.04118 203 138 54 11
894 I thought they were extinct... 1.3731 0.04262 201 139 49 13
895 I'm uncomfortable with the privatization of our national parks. 1.3731 0.04083 201 143 44 12
896 Are you sure this is the high-line? 1.3731 0.04083 201 136 55 10
897 Act natural. 1.3731 0.03959 201 134 59 8
898 Did you pack your hand sanitizer? 1.3731 0.04022 201 136 54 10
899 These old portable toilets used to move along rails in the old days. 1.3731 0.04083 201 140 47 11
900 Hey, that's lucky. It's an express stop. 1.3731 0.04377 201 141 45 15
901 I thought this burial ground story was just a myth. 1.3731 0.04203 201 138 51 12
902 They've been repurposed for glamping 1.3731 0.04203 201 141 47 13
903 This far out, you can actually understand the PA announcements. 1.3731 0.04262 201 139 49 13
904 Finally, a part of the city that Robert Moses didn't get his hands on. 1.3725 0.04549 204 147 38 19
905 It' s when they reopened the country too soon. 1.3719 0.04463 199 141 42 16
906 I think we’ve gotten off track. 1.3719 0.04289 199 138 48 13
907 I always told my mom that two parallel trains will meet one day. 1.3719 0.04289 199 138 48 13
908 Two trains diverge in the woods. I say we take the one less beat up. 1.3719 0.03885 199 139 44 7
909 This explains all the delays. 1.3719 0.04169 199 136 52 11
910 When you said ‘training ‘ ? 1.3719 0.04348 199 139 46 14
911 It explains why they're always late. 1.3719 0.04108 199 135 54 10
912 Man, we really need more funding for the MTA. 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
913 Dolphins are coming back to Italy and now this... 1.3719 0.04289 199 138 48 13
914 I thought it was just a metaphor when they said 'it is a jungle out there' 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
915 Oh crap. Not these two again! 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
916 We need to call Boston's MTA and let them know that we may have found Charlie's whereabouts. 1.3719 0.04406 199 140 44 15
917 Yes,they know about these. But they still can't find Pelham 1 2 3! 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
918 Do you think they miss being needed ? 1.3706 0.04038 197 135 52 10
919 See? First thing Monday morning, just follow the trail of hangovers, empty coffee cups, and despair. 1.3706 0.03772 197 139 48 10
920 Stay calm. Remember your training. 1.3706 0.04195 197 137 39 14
921 I still think it would be quicker if we walked. 1.3706 0.04195 197 135 51 11
922 No number 7, never a number 7 1.3706 0.04195 197 135 51 11
923 Clearly, one tribe is innumerate and the other analphabetic. 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
924 If only we could find their tracks. 1.3706 0.04070 197 137 49 10
925 Watch the one on the right. That's the "Alpha". 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
926 People went to work in them 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
927 Well, now we know where they took the A Train... 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
928 They seem so peaceful in the wild. 1.3706 0.04317 197 136 47 13
929 Shoot if you want, but I’m not helping you clean it. 1.3706 0.04550 197 141 39 17
930 Looks like we are back on track 1.3692 0.04284 195 137 45 13
931 Well this is going to mess with Google maps 1.3692 0.04029 195 131 52 9
932 Oh look! They're rerouting! 1.3692 0.04221 195 134 50 11
933 Yeah, and it's only been since March. 1.3687 0.04873 179 130 32 17
934 Finally we found a way out of these woods...the one on the right is the quickest way to Harlem. 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
935 I just can’t keep track of these service changes anymore. 1.3679 0.04311 193 137 42 13
936 Watch out! It's some kind of trap to lure us back to the city. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
937 Curious, neither of them typically stop in the park. 1.3679 0.03362 193 128 62 3
938 Wow, the 2 and the A together! This must have been the Columbus Circle or Washington Heights station. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
939 Got tokens? 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
940 I knew those weren't bear tracks 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
941 It's good to be home. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
942 I think they were used for travel before the great pandemic of 2020 1.3679 0.04311 193 136 44 13
943 Bronx or Brooklyn? 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
944 I thought it was about the journey, not the destination? 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
945 I don’t know about one on the left, but this one is the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.3679 0.04614 193 139 37 17
946 These are only spotted every few years. 1.3679 0.04280 193 136 44 13
947 Your the musical one . . . Take the A train. 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
948 Well, we finally know why they call it “far” Rockaway Beach.. 1.3679 0.04374 193 135 45 13
949 When you said you were an expert tracker, I had no idea. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
950 So this is where they've been keeping all of the functional trains. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
951 See, honey, we could live out here! 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
952 This is your idea of a streetcar filled with desire? 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 40 15
953 NO. Let's don't knock on the door to see who answers. 1.3679 0.04495 193 139 38 16
954 Looks like we've reached the end of the trail. 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
955 A Streetcar Named Deciduous 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
956 Glenn, I swear, if you start singing 'Take the A Train' I will scream! 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
957 I'm sorry, I thought this was the PATH. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
958 We always find them full grown. But we can never find the nest. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
959 I don’t know. Which one is less traveled by? 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
960 I think we discovered the Aboveground Railroad. 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
961 I got 'em on ebay. 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
962 It’ll be faster to just walk out of here...even with your bum leg. 1.3679 0.03986 193 129 57 7
963 And all it took for nature to take back the city was a global pandemic. 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
964 All this packing and me - without my metro card! 1.3665 0.04078 191 129 54 8
965 So which one is the one less traveled? 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
966 Dad told me that people use to ride these things before Coronavirus. 1.3665 0.04078 191 129 54 8
967 How long has it been now - just over a month or so? 1.3665 0.04145 191 132 49 10
968 Hmmm...IRT and IND in the same jungle? Something seems fishy here... 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
969 Sadly, this jungle's streetcars have been hunted to near-extinction. 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
970 Which one goes back to Epcot? 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
971 It’s the Forest Hills station. 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
972 Typical. Both are going down the West Side. 1.3665 0.04145 191 130 52 9
973 Even the subways are returning to their natural habitats. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
974 I don't know about you, but I am going to follow the Duke. 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
975 It doesn't matter, we can switch at Times Square. 1.3665 0.04646 191 138 36 17
976 Looks like Billy, Duke and Ella all got it wrong." 1.3665 0.04211 191 131 50 10
977 If you listen carefully you can hear their mating call- "Doors open on the left at Wall Street." 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
978 Slower Simmons. They can tell if you're in a hurry. 1.3665 0.04276 191 132 48 11
979 They left during the last pandemic and never came back. 1.3665 0.04526 191 135 40 15
980 We must take the A train, Duke Ellington said so. 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
981 Jim, why are our plans always derailed? 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
982 So this is where they've been! 1.3665 0.03798 191 133 49 7
983 Previously on Lost 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
984 WE ARE STILL NOT OUT OF THE WOODS WITH THESE SUBWAY DELAYS 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
985 Shh! You almost never see them in their natural environment! 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
986 This is what they mean by back to nature? 1.3665 0.04403 191 134 44 13
987 Two cars emerged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled in... 1.3665 0.04010 191 129 48 8
988 Did you remember the masks? 1.3665 0.03496 191 135 47 8
989 Careful, these things charge. 1.3656 0.04351 186 128 46 11
990 This station is always a jungle. 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
991 Did you remember your Metro Card? 1.3656 0.04417 186 130 44 12
992 A train grows in Brooklyn. 1.3656 0.04075 186 127 49 7
993 Ooh, look, latrines! 1.3656 0.04351 186 129 46 11
994 I hope these restrooms have toilet paper. 1.3656 0.04351 186 129 43 12
995 It’s amazing how clean the newborns are. 1.3656 0.04483 186 131 42 13
996 We saw two trains a comin', rollin' off their track Don't know what they's a thinkin', but they sure ain't goin' back 1.3652 0.04337 178 126 34 12
997 They may look gentle, but stand clear of their closing doors. 1.3651 0.04238 189 129 49 10
998 Obviously the indigenous people had far more advanced technology than we thought 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
999 I told you we were on the wrong track. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1000 We finally made it off the beaten track. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1001 That explains the elephant with the E-Z Pass. 1.3651 0.04432 189 134 40 14
1002 I thought you could transfer only at 59th Street? 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
1003 It’s weird seeing them like this, completely untrained 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1004 I've read about them -- I think they became endangered after the introduction of the American Uber. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1005 The pandemic has meant that a few of them have gone feral but they're friendly enough. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
1006 Two subways diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1007 Living Off the Grid 1.3651 0.04171 189 134 43 12
1008 Somewhere under all this ground cover must be Fulton Street. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1009 Well, they said it's the longest subway line in the world. Now, I believe it! 1.3651 0.04034 189 128 52 8
1010 We may have gone a little off track. 1.3651 0.04304 189 128 47 11
1011 Look how pristine they are in the wild. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1012 They come out of hiding because they miss us. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
1013 I thought they put up a parking lot. 1.3651 0.03819 189 128 47 7
1014 We go by train from here. Cover your tracks. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1015 I thought the stories of people transporting together was a fairy tale. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1016 Okay, I admit we may have deferred maintenance too long this time. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1017 Archaeologists have determined the A train was the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1018 You can run, but you can’t hide from the MTA. 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
1019 No one has ever seen them mating in the wild. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1020 The locals tend to be friendlier. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1021 The man in the booth was correct. We are on the right track. 1.3651 0.04336 189 133 42 13
1022 At this moment, our heroes realize they aren't the only ones fed up with social distancing. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1023 Two more to tag. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1024 We'll get there faster if we walk. 1.3651 0.04103 189 128 53 8
1025 Careful! Runaways are unpredictable when coupling in the wild. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
1026 Two trains diverged in the woods, but I took the one with electricity. 1.3651 0.04304 189 136 37 14
1027 And you pooh-poohed taking the A-train to get here. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1028 I told Siri to find The Path and this is what she got. 1.3651 0.04304 189 131 47 11
1029 Transfers are free, but it's a bit of a hike between stations 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1030 Back up slowly, we've interrupted their mating ritual. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1031 The Rugglesmith Expedition,searching for the legendary source of the Subway,discovers the confluence of the IRT and the mighty IND. 1.3651 0.04369 189 132 45 12
1032 It is good planning, actually. This will be a reef by 2050. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1033 Neither of these is local. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1034 Be careful. They haven’t seen people in a long time; they might not know how to react. 1.3651 0.04304 189 129 46 10
1035 After all that time. Still smells like pee. 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
1036 Don't worry, I speak Conductor. 1.3646 0.04193 192 133 46 11
1037 Who's Duke Ellington? 1.3646 0.04446 192 136 42 14
1038 Careful. It’s a trap. The A and the 2 never meet. 1.3641 0.04100 184 124 53 7
1039 Those Mayans must have had help. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
1040 I'm starting to think this entire trip has gone off the rails. 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
1041 Finally, we've found it! This is where they took the 'A' train! 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
1042 Looks like we took the one more traveled by. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
1043 I hate to say it,but I think I left my metro card at home. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
1044 No, YOU take the A train. 1.3636 0.04463 187 132 42 13
1045 Not 2 B. That is the answer. 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
1046 Different doors, mismatched labels—we found it. We found Dysfunction Junction. 1.3636 0.04398 187 131 44 12
1047 Looks like everyone wanted to get off the beaten track today. 1.3636 0.04527 187 133 40 14
1048 I'll take the A. It's jazzier. 1.3636 0.04398 187 131 44 12
1049 When you said this was a training mission, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3632 0.04538 190 138 36 16
1050 I guess we should just follow the tracks 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
1051 I think we’ve been using the wrong map. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
1052 I knew this transfer was going to be complicated. 1.3631 0.04530 179 125 40 12
1053 Once upon a time there was a civilization of people who paid money to be crammed into these metal containers with strangers and be placed unground. And they would do this at least twice a day, at least 5 days a week. 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
1054 So what if we’re upwind—they have no sense of smell. 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
1055 They're surprisingly beautiful in their natural habitat. 1.3626 0.04341 182 126 46 10
1056 Don’t worry. It’s just an illusion. If those were real New York City subway cars there’d be rats all over them” 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
1057 'Well, at least we won't have to stand'. 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
1058 It seems that the schedule we have needs to be updated. 1.3617 0.04247 188 130 48 10
1059 ...And then they set them loose to roam free. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1060 Shhh...it's exceedingly rare to catch them in the wild! 1.3617 0.04443 188 133 42 13
1061 Ranger Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Harlem anymore. 1.3617 0.04631 188 136 36 16
1062 A” train on the footpath is worth “2” in the bush 1.3617 0.04692 188 137 34 17
1063 Gosh,the MTA have really gone off the rails... 1.3617 0.04179 188 132 44 11
1064 Subway cars. The guide said that they were exiled in 2020. 1.3617 0.04041 188 129 47 9
1065 No, I think I'll wait for the next one. 1.3617 0.04507 188 137 36 15
1066 I always wonder where the line ended. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1067 Central Park has really become overgrown without the maintenance of essential workers 1.3617 0.04111 188 128 52 8
1068 Are you sure this is the quickest way to get to Harlem? 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1069 This suburban sprawl is really getting out of hand. 1.3617 0.04379 188 131 44 12
1070 Looks like they're off the beaten track too. 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
1071 Be careful. Some of the local commuters are hostile. 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
1072 These must be the Green trains. 1.3617 0.04443 188 133 42 13
1073 It's only a 50 hour ride back to Times Square. 1.3602 0.04206 186 128 49 9
1074 So this must be the last train to Clarksville. 1.3600 0.04524 175 120 40 9
1075 Jeez, and I thought we were lost! 1.3596 0.04679 178 126 36 14
1076 I didn't think the express stopped here anymore. 1.3596 0.04471 178 125 42 11
1077 They don't normally leave tracks behind. 1.3596 0.04542 178 126 40 12
1078 This must be where they came to mate... 1.3596 0.04542 178 126 40 12
1079 I think it's their mating season. 1.3596 0.04542 178 127 36 13
1080 I love a camping trip that's off the beaten track. 1.3596 0.04471 178 125 42 11
1081 After an exhaustive search the elusive A Train Tribe was discovered. 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
1082 They’re spending a lot more time outside now that the City’s so empty. 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
1083 Ridership must be way down. 1.3587 0.04302 184 127 46 10
1084 You just HAD to leave a trail of breadcrumbs. 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
1085 I thought they fixed Apple Map. 1.3587 0.04823 184 136 30 18
1086 Somehow I just can't picture Duke Ellington here. 1.3587 0.04302 184 128 46 10
1087 Surprisingly less birds live in them now than when they were operating. 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
1088 Let's wait for the express 1.3587 0.04570 184 131 38 14
1089 So that’s how they make new train cars... 1.3587 0.04761 184 135 32 17
1090 Wow, we really could have taken the A train! 1.3587 0.04635 184 133 36 15
1091 Well GPS got that wrong 1.3587 0.04505 184 130 39 13
1092 I wonder if the A train will take us to before Trump? 1.3587 0.04698 184 133 34 16
1093 I didn’t know we were this far uptown. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
1094 Now that we don't need them... 1.3587 0.04162 184 128 44 9
1095 That’s strange-I thought you could only transfer at Columbus Circle. 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
1096 So much for roughing it, they are both express trains. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 43 10
1097 My chances of survival are higher staying out in the jungle... 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
1098 How many more do we have to locate to get the system up and running again? 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
1099 Just stay calm and stand clear of the closing doors. 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
1100 I see we're not the only ones that are lost. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
1101 We've finally discovered the trains to nowhere. 1.3583 0.04048 187 127 53 7
1102 When you sent me a message sayings you wanted to go out into the forest two train, I thought that was a typo. 1.3583 0.04118 187 128 51 8
1103 Get back. NYC subways are the world's most unpredictable creatures. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
1104 It’s a nice day. Let’s just walk. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
1105 These two should have never met " 1.3571 0.04260 182 126 47 9
1106 I'm not sure, but I think they're pre-coronavirus artifacts. 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
1107 "Don't worry-they're harmless once they lose their revenue stream." 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1108 Let's take our chances with the headhunters 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1109 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1110 I thought we were looking for a lost airplane 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1111 So long as we keep moving our feet, the Fitbit won't know the difference. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1112 They don’t mate in captivity. 1.3556 0.04215 180 124 48 8
1113 Life, uh, finds a way. 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1114 We’ve finally found it. The legendary Free Transfer. 1.3556 0.04288 180 125 46 9
1115 We're the first to discover a Temporate Train Forest" 1.3556 0.04568 180 128 38 13
1116 Talk About Going Off The Rails 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1117 See... just like I said. You owe me $50, bucks! 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1118 Shut up, Janice! They're trying to mate. 1.3556 0.04178 180 129 41 10
1119 This is where they hide the fast ones. 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1120 I know what the #2 one is for, but the “A” has me confused... 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1121 If that brown bear is riding again then let's move to a different car. 1.3556 0.04500 180 128 40 12
1122 I told you we were off track. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
1123 Shhh. If you spook them we’ll never get home. 1.3556 0.04500 180 130 37 13
1124 So this is why they're always late 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1125 These must be their gods - they would fit in the tunnel-like tombs we found 1.3556 0.04430 180 127 42 11
1126 These aren't local. 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
1127 Quiet. We don't want to disturb their nest. 1.3539 0.04461 178 126 41 11
1128 OMG, the trains that never returned! 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1129 Mmm, two trains diverged in a yellow wood. This MUST be the road not taken. 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
1130 I was wondering if we had gotten off track. 1.3539 0.04242 178 123 47 8
1131 I think they want to take us to their village. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1132 Let’s take the local and enjoy our surroundings. 1.3539 0.04461 178 126 41 11
1133 Kind of takes the wild out of wilderness. 1.3539 0.04389 178 125 43 10
1134 I' take it you weren't aware that the A train starts in Madagascar. 1.3539 0.04461 178 125 41 11
1135 I believe that we take the A Train. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1136 Suddenly I am a fan of Duke Ellington's. Let's take the A train. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1137 How did we end up in the Amazon Train Forrest?? 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1138 I think it's time we talked about getting a car. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
1139 It was impossible to have them breed in captivity 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1140 It looks like we're out of the woods. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
1141 Another fare hike. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1142 Ah ha! Just the metaphor I’ve been searching for! Gerard, you and I have reached the end of the line! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1143 They're far more interesting in the wild than the trained ones. 1.3539 0.04389 178 125 43 10
1144 They say these transported groups of more than two. At least we know better in 2120. 1.3539 0.04532 178 126 39 12
1145 My friends back in Manhattan are never going to believe this. 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1146 We have definitely taken the route less travelled. 1.3539 0.04167 178 122 49 7
1147 Why did your parents decide to live here? 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1148 I think we've just walked into a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
1149 They must be here for wilderness training. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1150 I thought the guide said this is where the locals hike. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1151 Hmm. Two subway cars diverged in the woods. Let’s take the one less taken. It will make all the difference. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1152 I like what nature's doing to Harlem. 1.3539 0.04167 178 122 49 7
1153 Shouldn't the cars be ten feet apart? 1.3539 0.04389 178 127 40 11
1154 Oddly enough, I think they want us to be tracking them 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1155 Any sudden moves will scare them away. 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
1156 I've never seen a Nwe Yorker joke in the wild before. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1157 Well, they obviously don't belong here, but look at us. Who are we to judge? 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 11
1158 Finally! My train of thought! 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
1159 No, we’re clearly on the wrong track. 1.3523 0.04154 176 123 45 8
1160 And you thought 'I' was off track. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
1161 They finally extended the subway lines. 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
1162 2 A or not 2 A? That is the question. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1163 I knew someday they’d put a Subway out here. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1164 Back before 2020 crowded strangers touched each other in those things. 1.3506 0.04669 174 125 35 13
1165 They're not 6 feet apart. Not good. 1.3506 0.03806 174 123 36 7
1166 You idiot! I said elephant graveyard, not elevated. 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
1167 Very funny, Duke Ellington! 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1168 We came to experience the outdoors, let’s wait for the pony express. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
1169 Far out! 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
1170 I'm still not sure this is the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
1171 I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure that's the third time we've passed these trains. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
1172 They're loaded with PPEs, Guv. We just need a little help from the Feds on infrastructure and distribution. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1173 See, Harry, we are not the only ones here trying to get the relationship on track. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
1174 They're off the beaten track 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1175 Yeah, but there's still never a taxi around when you want one. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1176 Be quiet or they'll charge...even more. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1177 Thank God there are two. I just couldn't stand another minute with you. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
1178 Anything on the map about taking the A train? 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1179 Hiking isn't what it used to be 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1180 The trains are returning to their natural habitat. Earth is healing. 1.3488 0.04984 172 129 26 17
1181 I thought there were supposed to be cabins! 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 33 11
1182 Stand still. Their vision is based on movement. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1183 The MTA has turned this place into a jungle. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
1184 Didn't somebody say "take the A train"? 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1185 They're so majestic in their natural habitat. I told you they didn't belong in the asphalt jungle! 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1186 We've finally found them. The subway cars Bill de Blasio was talking about. 1.3488 0.04916 172 129 25 17
1187 So this is where they put them after Corona 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
1188 You're a little off the beaten track, aren't you? 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1189 Yes, people used to ride in these things in order to go to work in buildings together before the Great Pandemic of 2020. 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
1190 You did promise we would go off the beaten track. 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
1191 Shouldn’t they be underground? 1.3488 0.03827 172 125 34 8
1192 Wow! The A train is running faster than usual. 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
1193 Please accept these 30-day Unlimited MTA Cards as a peace offering 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
1194 Careful, early morning commuters can be very cranky. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
1195 Let's take the A, the one less traveled by. We can keep the 2 for another day. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1196 I always wanted to take the A Train to the end.... 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1197 Shhh. They're sleeping. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
1198 Spread your arms like wings to assert dominance. These ancient beasts are slow to move, but quick to stop in their tracks. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1199 How'd we end up on the West Side? 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1200 They’re usually teeming with creatures. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1201 We won't find any intelligent life here. 1.3471 0.03756 170 121 43 6
1202 Is this what Duke Ellington meant? 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
1203 It finally sinks in for Jerry that Susan wants to visit New York this year for their anniversary. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
1204 Well, that's enough hikng for one day. Let's go home. 1.3471 0.04665 170 123 35 12
1205 Before the virus, riding these was considered 'civic-minded.' 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
1206 Civilization just ain't what it used to be. 1.3471 0.04235 170 123 38 9
1207 I wonder if Duke ever took it this far north? 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1208 Another invasive species! 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1209 Look, even the trains are tired of being sheltered in the city. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1210 This doesn’t look like the Columbus Circle transfer! 1.3459 0.04184 159 108 47 4
1211 Per Professor Ellington's instructions, we'll collect the one on the right. 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1212 This is where we transfer for the city jungle. 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
1213 Definitely the end of the line 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1214 It looks like the end of the line for us. 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1215 They make great tiny homes for forest gnomes. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1216 Last stop 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1217 I am starting to think we should have taken into account how far the train is when we decided to pick the cheaper apartment. 1.3452 0.04994 168 126 26 16
1218 Legends say primitive man used these as bathrooms. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1219 But that singing guy on the 2 always makes me feel awkward. Let's just wait for the 4. 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1220 When they said "Take the A train" I don't think this is what they meant. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1221 Wow! A retirement village! 1.3452 0.04546 168 122 34 11
1222 Perfectly preserved specimens of pre-covid urban transportation - incredible! 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
1223 What happened to the "Eh" train to Canada ?? 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 34 11
1224 Looks like none of the trains are running. Let’s walk. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1225 These are NYC subways ... welcome to the jungle. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1226 This must be were they train them 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1227 Ah, Wakefield and 241st, just as I remember it. 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1228 ...but the best part about recycling them as outhouses is that they can each handle an entire group of hikers at once. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1229 Must be the local. 1.3452 0.04135 168 115 48 5
1230 Mom thought I'd be homesick for the city, so she sent these. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1231 Our backpacks could be subject to random inspection. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1232 As I suspected — they took the A Train! 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1233 The app says to stand clear of their closing doors. 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1234 Hey, wasn't there something like this in 'Planet of the Apes'? 1.3452 0.04304 168 117 44 7
1235 Stand absolutely still. It can't charge you unless you swipe your fare card. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1236 I’m guessing this is the Forest Hills stop. 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1237 If we had taken the express, we'd have been here by now. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1238 They sure missed the quickest way to Harlem. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1239 I'm taking the train less traveled on... 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
1240 Lexington, I presume. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1241 And nine months later a Second Avenue train will be delivered. 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
1242 Should we say something? 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1243 Aaah! Thank goodness it's in English! 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1244 Now I know why it says, “Next car delayed indefinitely”. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1245 And we came here to get away from it all! 1.3452 0.04546 168 120 38 10
1246 Let’s take the one less travelled. 1.3452 0.03959 168 119 41 6
1247 Here is where we split. I’m headed up to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1248 Let’s flip a coin. Remember, we’re here for the journey, not the destination. 1.3452 0.04178 168 120 38 8
1249 So now we know where they took the A train. 1.3452 0.04221 168 116 46 6
1250 New York has really returned to nature. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1251 Herb, beware this walking stick if you start whistling "Take the A Train." 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1252 Well, this is completely off the rails!" - "Don't worry darling, they're metrosexual" 1.3450 0.04567 171 125 34 12
1253 They always return to their ceremonial homeland to die. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1254 Of course, we should take the A Train. 1.3434 0.04417 166 117 41 8
1255 A 2, Brute. 1.3434 0.05035 166 124 25 16
1256 So much for quarantining in the woods. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1257 But they are surprisingly easy to track. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1258 We can only imagine what it must have been like to enjoy close human contact! 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1259 They still aren't six feet apart. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1260 Build it and they will come...I hope not. 1.3434 0.04658 166 119 34 11
1261 This wasn't what I meant when I said we should train. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1262 Oh my god, I think they see us. I knew we should’ve gotten the camouflage paint job. 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1263 Looks like New York has had it with Stay-at-Home" 1.3434 0.04812 166 121 31 13
1264 I swear we already passed this. 1.3434 0.04658 166 116 35 11
1265 Looks like switching trouble again. 1.3434 0.04333 166 116 43 7
1266 Sic transit Gloria 1.3434 0.04579 166 119 37 10
1267 Remember, we must never step foot on the third trail. 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
1268 It's A train! And another train, 2! 1.3434 0.04498 166 115 33 9
1269 If this is their natural environment, it would explain why they seldom appear in the city? 1.3434 0.04333 166 118 40 8
1270 Duke Ellington was right. Let's take the A train. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1271 I don't care how fast it is I don't want to go to Harlem. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1272 At last - a ride back to Harlem 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1273 Yes, I believe they were called virus incubators. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1274 Did you remember to bring the Metro cards? 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
1275 I say, let’s take the A Train. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1276 We’re all scared, but you must return to work. 1.3432 0.04200 169 117 46 6
1277 Shhh, honey...look! It's the elusive A Local tending to it's young! 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
1278 We found it! The final resting place of Duke Ellington ... 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
1279 We must be more lost than I realized. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1280 But when you want one, you have to wait for hours. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1281 Finally! Hey, you remembered to bring your metrocard, right? 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1282 The ancient myth’s true, there was an A train before the catastrophe 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1283 These are from the era when society collapsed because of Facebook. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1284 And yet, still uriney. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1285 A rare glimpse of the quiet car in its natural habitat 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1286 Oh, I thought we were farther east. 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
1287 Keep your eyes peeled, we'll need to mind the gap. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1288 I told you we could take either one. 1.3418 0.04558 158 111 38 8
1289 Only in a New Yorker cartoon... 1.3418 0.04981 158 115 28 13
1290 Don't get closer, they get protective of their young 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
1291 Careful, they may look friendly but the are notoriously late. 1.3418 0.04602 158 117 29 11
1292 I like what they’ve done with Fulton Street 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1293 I think that we are at the end of the line 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1294 Like I said, all you have to do is follow the tracks. 1.3418 0.04469 158 110 40 7
1295 I thought the A train terminated in Brooklyn. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1296 We have stumbled upon the long lost breeding grounds of trolley cars. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1297 and you made us pay for a taxi 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
1298 And here we see the Alpha rail initiating the mating ritual. 1.3418 0.04558 158 112 38 8
1299 First they get WiFi, now they’re into hiking. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1300 Our story begins in the year 2019... 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1301 Should we head uptown? 1.3418 0.04469 158 111 40 7
1302 Percy! We found the Lost City of NYZ! 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1303 Looks like we've found a couple of runaways 1.3415 0.04448 164 116 40 8
1304 It's such a hike to get to our station. 1.3415 0.04276 164 113 44 6
1305 Did you mean we've reached the end of the line metaphorically or transit wise? 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1306 The "A" Train! We'll be home in no time! 1.3415 0.04772 164 119 32 12
1307 I told you the A line was a bit out of the way 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1308 I think retired conductors old age home. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1309 This gives tracking a whole new meaning 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
1310 I do believe they loaded the wrong background in the simulation. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1311 So, we got them here. Now what, Einstein? 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1312 Which one's our Airbnb? 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 11
1313 There should be a newsstand around here somewhere. 1.3395 0.04349 162 112 38 8
1314 I've never seen them in their unnatural habitat. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1315 And these are transportation devices circa 2019. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
1316 Now we're really lost. Should have just waited for the N train at the last wildebeest crossing. 1.3395 0.04647 162 118 32 11
1317 I heard the “Q” has gone extinct. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1318 I guess they had to move fast on the Rails to Trails conversion. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1319 I think it's the Overground Railroad. 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
1320 They’ve been furloughed. 1.3395 0.04564 162 116 37 9
1321 We call these the tombs of the Unknown Straphangers. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
1322 What does it mean?" "I don't know, but I feel nostalgic and angry. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1323 I thought this was an urban myth. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1324 How unusual. No graffiti! 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1325 Can the Duke be far? 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1326 Shouldn't the choice be between A and B or 1 and 2? 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1327 Yes, there used to be a thriving city here. Then someone invented a firm, comfortable pillow and they just never woke up. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1328 We could have commuted to the wilderness? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1329 Someone has really gone off the rails here! 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
1330 This commute is a bit of a hike. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1331 Ah, the trams' graveyard. The elephants must be nearby. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
1332 I guess it's a test for the green line. 1.3375 0.04511 160 116 34 9
1333 Bagels can't be too far behind. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
1334 Turns out my horoscope was right. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1335 You're sure this is their natural habitat? 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1336 So the fabled A train is no myth after all. 1.3354 0.04544 158 114 32 9
1337 'They're really letting these stations go to the weeds!' 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1338 Charley, look, Thomas Train’s sad urban cousins. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1339 Don't show fear. Avoid eye contact and for God's sake, don't look at your watch. As long as they believe a train ahead of them is stuck in the tunnel, they won't charge. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1340 And apparently they would gather on these things in large groups and travel together. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1341 It’s their mating season. 1.3354 0.04544 158 114 34 9
1342 Rumor has it that it's been delayed for years! 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1343 I think we've learned what Charlie's fate was. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1344 They're retired from the concrete jungle. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1345 The A train will take us directly to that island once called Manhattan. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1346 The subway would have been much cheaper than the taxi! 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1347 Outside of their native Fulton Street station, these two never meet up like this. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1348 They like to get out of the city every once in a while. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1349 The MTA Graveyard! I thought it was a myth! 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1350 I guess it's not 2 B. 1.3354 0.04886 158 115 29 12
1351 I’ve heard they were used for mass transit before the pandemic. 1.3354 0.04588 158 115 32 9
1352 Honey, don't be silly. You never get into an empty subway car. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1353 I'm gonna take the express from here. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1354 They were used as transportation devices before the pandemic. 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1355 Wow! After collecting those, I'll have a full set. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1356 Well, we've arrived at Flatbush I presume. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1357 Well, looks like we've come to the end of the line. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1358 I would suggest we take the A-Train, but I hate jazz. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1359 What you say, Duke? Should we take the A Train? 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1360 I've never seen them in their natural habitat before. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1361 Well yes, it's quite unusual, but they mate for life. 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
1362 Remember when we used to let perfect strangers breathe on us on the way to work? 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1363 Thanks, DeBlasio 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1364 Duke Ellington Orchestra National Park Pullman Car Rest Area 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1365 Remember when they were reporting coyotes on empty streets in San Francisco? 1.3333 0.04578 156 118 26 11
1366 Urban sprawl has really gotten out of control. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1367 I guess the city got to them too 1.3333 0.04504 150 107 35 7
1368 So this is the Bronx. 1.3333 0.04298 156 109 42 5
1369 If I'm not mistaken, that's a breeding pair. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1370 Is this our 'Planet of the Apes' moment? 1.3333 0.04403 150 107 37 6
1371 You thing this is what they meant by "trackless wilderness?" 1.3333 0.04403 150 105 40 5
1372 AHA! The runway trains! 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1373 I didn’t realize the A train went to forest hills. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1374 See, I told you, this is how some subway cars escape the quarantine. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1375 You got tokens? 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1376 I'm so glad we reserved this spot before the humans. Suckers. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1377 Does it really matter at this point whether either of them are express or local? 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1378 Remind me to update my MYmta app. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1379 Looks like they went off the rails.. 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1380 Just back away slowly and make sure not to make eye contact. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1381 Always take the A Train 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1382 Is it my imagination or have Porta-Potties gotten bigger? 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1383 These transfers have really gotten out of hand. 1.3333 0.04393 156 113 36 7
1384 We’re definitely lost. These are both express trains. Where the hell is a local when you need one? 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1385 Be careful... you never know when they'll start moving again. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1386 I'm with "The Duke." Cotton Club here we come. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1387 I'm pretty sure we mistimed our drugs. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1388 This is what happens when you try to fill in with gig workers 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1389 Yeah, but it's three minutes late. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1390 Coming or going 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1391 Many believe they were powered by human sacrifice. 1.3333 0.04578 156 109 35 7
1392 Thanks to COVID, the subway has returned to its natural habitat. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1393 Just how long has 'shelter in place' been going on, anyway? 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1394 Don't disturb them. They're in the middle of their courting ritual. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1395 So much for finding toilet paper." 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1396 With everyone on lockdown, the trains are finally returning to the wild. The Earth is healing. We are the virus. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
1397 Eureka! We've discovered the long-lost Atrainus Rex. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1398 Wow, they finally extended the subway to Staten Island. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1399 That's the best service I've ever seen. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1400 I told you it was a training hike. 1.3333 0.04440 156 113 35 8
1401 It is amazing what you’ll see when you follow tracks in the woods. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1402 Let’s take the local, The A train is always a jungle 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1403 If our transfers are still good, we can get to Idlewild. 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1404 The male seems calmer now... 1.3333 0.04298 156 109 42 5
1405 Told ya getting that connection from JFK to Wakefield is a bitch. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1406 I can't believe the subway comes all the way out here. I always get off at 42nd St. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1407 Naw, you take the A Train. I've got a ticket to the Dodgers game at Ebbets Field here in Flatbush. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1408 please tell me you have your transit card 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1409 These weekend service changes are out of control. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1410 Or maybe don't take the A Train. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1411 And I thought it was just us who wanted to get off the beaten track. 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
1412 We found it! The lost land of Manhattan.... 1.3333 0.04667 156 112 34 9
1413 I told you...scat is useful, but tracks are foolproof. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1414 I think we should follow Duke Ellington's advice! 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1415 I thought the BMT and the IRT met in the Bronx. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1416 It’s the end of the line for the A Train. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1417 Come on, we've gone this far. It would be cheating. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1418 Yes, it was part of the ancient manor of transporting people and viruses all over the city. 1.3333 0.04698 150 103 34 7
1419 Before the Corona virus, this was the 59th Street station. 1.3333 0.04393 156 108 39 6
1420 Hmmm, I thought the only place to make that transfer was at Times Square... 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1421 Two trains diverged in the woods... 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1422 I’m pretty sure Duke Ellington did not mean they should “Take the A Train” HERE. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1423 This is where baby trains are made. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1424 Someone has taken the E train! 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1425 Eureka! We've discovered the end of the line. 1.3333 0.04623 156 115 31 10
1426 Room doesn't look a thing like the photo but this is the location according to the Airbnb directions. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1427 So. This is Harlem. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1428 Can you blame them? You can’t get six feet away from anyone in those stations. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1429 I wonder which one is the express train? 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1430 When they said the A train derailed, that was an understatement. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1431 Remember them? 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
1432 If the quiet car fails in the forest, does it make a sound? 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1433 Year of 3020. "The wall paintings inside those suggest we found places of religious worship. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1434 Quiet, don't startle them. They only congregate here and Columbus Circle 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1435 Be careful until we know why they're smiling. 1.3333 0.04393 156 107 36 6
1436 I guess New York really is "a jungle out there". 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1437 Yes, but just think what we're saving in rent. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1438 Well, we could take the A up the East Side or the 2 up the West Side or just grab a vine like we usually do. 1.3333 0.04393 156 110 40 6
1439 Whew. 6 months off the grid...never again. Restaurant reservations tonight are going to be a killer. 1.3333 0.04300 150 103 42 4
1440 They're from before Covid turned Manhattan into national park. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1441 So that’s what they mean by urban jungle! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1442 The reason I brought you way out here, dearest, is to tell you that for us, this is the end of the line. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1443 Shoot. The trail map said this would get us to the Green Line. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1444 Hope there isn't anyone who fell asleep on these. 1.3333 0.04195 150 100 38 4
1445 Guess it wasn't a misprint after all. This is a hiking train. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 30 9
1446 I get the social-distancing part, but where are the tracks?" 1.3333 0.04403 150 105 40 5
1447 I've heard about these new pop-up restaurants. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1448 This explains the garbled voices. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1449 Careful. Never trust an empty subway car. 1.3312 0.04177 154 112 35 6
1450 While most subway trains have been captured and forced to be the workhorses of human public transit, a rare few can still be observed in their natural habitat. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1451 Wow! We found pre-COVID-19 New York 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 7
1452 Finally, after all this searching, a good sign - the Holy Rail must be close by.. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1453 So this is how city folk quarantine themselves. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1454 Look — an A train and a 2 train next to one another! We must be close to Fulton Street. If we head west from here, we should be able to reach ancient New York's holiest site before sundown, a magnificent temple complex they called "The Oculus." 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1455 We were closer to Chattanooga than I thought. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1456 Your place or mine? 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1457 Ah, the ancient "public transportation" vehicles. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1458 Was it supposed to be six feet apart? 1.3312 0.04327 154 108 40 5
1459 You're right. The nearest station is quite a hike. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1460 They weren't kidding when they said there was a delay on the A train. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1461 This resulted from Cuomo and De Blasio not agreeing on Central Park maintenance. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1462 We must be well above 14th Street 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1463 I'm never using air bnb again. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
1464 These weekend service changes are getting out of hand. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1465 Oh look! It's where subway cars go to die! 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1466 Perfect. You don't like tents, and I can't stand tiny houses. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1467 This is what we've been training for. 1.3312 0.04792 154 112 31 10
1468 I know we planned on hiking for a couple more days, but maybe there will be open seats if we get on now. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1469 ...because I feel that living with you is bringing me down. And I have a ticket. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1470 Duke Ellington can bite me. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1471 Now that the governor considers the subway a health hazard, NYC has upcycled the train cars into luxury housing 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1472 This is not what I expected when the said "All the comforts of home". 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1473 Well the #2 is less traveled.... 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1474 We're 100 yards from our apartment and you're already seeing a mirage? Your knees are fine, Rob. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1475 Careful—never get between a mama train and her uptown local. 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1476 Two subway lines diverged in a yellow wood...we took the #2 back to Brooklyn and that made all the difference. 1.3312 0.04126 154 111 32 7
1477 Shh, look, there’s a momma train with her young coach. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1478 Check the map. This should be 59th Street. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1479 Well, it's a good thing we're equipped for the crosstown hike. 1.3312 0.04126 154 117 28 7
1480 I told you there was no need to pay for Uber. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 26 10
1481 BMT/IRT interspecies affection – This will go viral! 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1482 So "this train is going out of service' announcement now makes sense. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1483 Before the virus, the flood, the locusts and the frogs, this was a subway station 1.3312 0.04703 154 111 33 9
1484 Are we sure we want to go that deep into the wilderness? 1.3312 0.04703 154 114 30 10
1485 I guess this is what they must mean by “Going off the rails.” 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1486 We'll be fine. Just stand clear of the closing doors and don’t look any locals in the eyes. 1.3312 0.04792 154 112 30 10
1487 Ok, be calm. They say it's unpredictable. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1488 Option 1, we replenish our food and water with 2 buses full of kids or option 2”... “Option 2” 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
1489 Sleeper cars! Better give 'em a wide berth. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1490 I've always heard about the subway train graveyard, but thought it was a myth 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1491 This explains those tracks we saw. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1492 What! No Limo? 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
1493 If we don't stare into the headlamps and slowly back away, the feral rail cars will not try to run us down. 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
1494 I guess this makes us Harlem Globetrotters. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1495 Actually cleaner than what I remember. 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
1496 The local is safe. Watch out for the express. 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
1497 Be wary, they are old, temperamental, slow to move, but can easily go off the rails. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1498 From here we take the pony express. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1499 I’ve waited for these all my life and here they are. 1.3311 0.04925 148 111 26 11
1500 When I said I wanted a couples retreat, this isn't what I meant. 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1501 Let's take the one less traveled by. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1502 What are they staring for..we are almost 3 ft away..God, these humans! 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1503 Ahh, here are the ancient artifacts saved from the B.C. (Before COVID) era! 1.3311 0.04222 148 102 43 3
1504 Those aren't indigenous to this area....They must be off track. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1505 They managed to escape, but they just couldn't survive in this wilderness. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1506 I tracked them all the way from Columbus Circle. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1507 Now I understand why Amtrak's broke. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1508 Looks like this is the end of the line. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1509 No sudden movements. One loud gesture and we'll be delayed another 40 minutes! 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1510 Now, how do we get to Brooklyn? 1.3289 0.04356 152 107 40 5
1511 This is the rare and endangered A train that is featured in song and story. 1.3289 0.04830 152 114 27 11
1512 The sides with moss must point uptown. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 38 6
1513 I think these fare hikes are a little steep. 1.3289 0.04455 152 108 37 6
1514 So this is where the A train goes. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1515 ..Well it looks like we're not the only ones that don't which way we're going! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1516 They were right--Times Square is a real jungle. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1517 Must be the weekend schedule. Usually this is only a local stop. 1.3289 0.04306 152 111 33 7
1518 They must have finally finished the 2nd Avenue Subway 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1519 I thought this place was only frequented by locals. 1.3289 0.04098 152 108 36 5
1520 How much did you pay for that stupid wilderness map? 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1521 The map said both trains run from Narnia to Hoboken 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1522 They must be relics from the pandemic of circa 2020. 1.3289 0.04356 152 107 40 5
1523 Stanley and Stella come across a Street Car named Desire. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 31 9
1524 I knew the A Train went to the burbs. But this is ridiculous! 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1525 Looks like this is their final stop 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1526 This backpack's getting kind of heavy. Let's take the "A" train. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1527 Man, I've waited years to see one of these in the wild. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1528 So that's where they took the A train. 1.3288 0.05153 146 110 24 12
1529 I thought we needed the B train... 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1530 I didn’t know the A train stopped here 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1531 This must have been Brooklyn at one time. 1.3288 0.04570 146 104 36 6
1532 Finally our proof, Greg. The Transit Authority doesn't know if its coming or going. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1533 Upstate needs are not well understood. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1534 It's the long-fabled Catskills transfer station! 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1535 So I guess we know which one the Duke is on. 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
1536 I told you we should have just taken a cab. 1.3288 0.04570 146 103 36 6
1537 Ancient bathrooms. 1.3288 0.04359 146 106 32 7
1538 Wow, it only took one month of quarantine and they've already taken back the land. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1539 All that bushwhacking just to reach the train to Bushwick? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1540 They look so happy here. I worry about their re-introduction to the wild. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1541 Shhh...They can smell out-of-towners. 1.3288 0.04570 146 104 36 6
1542 Magnificent! These two are rarely seen by humans in the concrete jungle. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1543 If I suggest we sleep in separate cars tonight, are you going to tell me to take a hike? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1544 I thought rolling urinals were the stuff of legend. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1545 After all these years, they finally meet on the same level 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1546 Look, they eloped! 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1547 So this is where all the “rerouted “ lines end up 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1548 I thought they only came out at night. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1549 They used to travel in those things before the Great Pandemic of 2020 wiped most of us out." 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1550 I swear these porta-potties keep getting more complex. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1551 Looks like they ran off-the-tracks together, 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1552 Those vehicles should be at least six feet apart. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1553 It must be a waiting ritual. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1554 They found love in a hopeless place. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1555 Just tell them we'll be moving shortly. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1556 Odd, yes, but I can’t say it won’t be a relief to sit down. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
1557 I told you it would wait for us 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1558 Urban sprawl has gotten way out of hand. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1559 I told you subway delays were becoming natural. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1560 I'd say we're off the beaten track. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1561 We're not lost, this must where it all begins. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1562 It’s not often you see subway cars mating in the wild. Let’s leave them alone, after all, they are endangered.” 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1563 If you are waiting for the A train, I suggest a good sleeping bag, a tent, and at least two days worth of food and water. 1.3219 0.04705 146 106 27 9
1564 They were dwellings for an ancient civilization called "New York." 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1565 With the quarantine in effect, it looks like they've finally returned to their natural habitat. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1566 I have heard of elephant grave yards, but I guess that this really is the end of the line. 1.3219 0.04552 146 108 28 8
1567 Or we could Uber, whatever you want. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
1568 Too much fertilizer, I’m sure; the last time I was here they were Mini Coopers! 1.3219 0.04755 146 109 28 9
1569 Careful, they are extremely protective of their young. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1570 May we assume the one with the song about it is the more traveled option? 1.3219 0.04854 146 106 29 9
1571 Dr. Lexington, I presume?" "No, dear -- that would be a 6 train. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1572 Nobody wants to be in the city anymore. Even the trains are trying to get away. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1573 The Ancient New Yorkians used these to breed concubines for the Rat King. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1574 Hold very still. Normally the 2 train and the A train meet at Central Park West. Who knows how they will react to us here outside of their normal mating ground? 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
1575 This doesn't look like the quickest way to Harlem, to me. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
1576 Wow! They really went off the rails 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1577 OK We found it-now where are we supposed to take it? 1.3219 0.04340 146 103 39 4
1578 Do you think we should take it? 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1579 I've never seen any in the wild before. Turns out they leave tracks 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1580 Well I guess this is where we part ways. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1581 An entire civilization was derailed here last month 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1582 The landscape sure has changed since we began social distancing. 1.3194 0.04586 144 106 31 7
1583 I think this must have been Brooklyn before the coronavirus hit. 1.3194 0.04586 144 101 34 6
1584 In the old days when people came out of their houses, a whole bunch of them would supposedly cram inside these. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1585 That 2020 quarantine must have been really tough. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1586 Take the A train way up to Harlem 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1587 It's the lost city of El Delayed-o 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 35 5
1588 Huh. That whole ‘concrete jungle’ bit makes sense now 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1589 Does the A train come out this far? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1590 What did you do with our transfers? 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1591 When You Don't Need Them ... They Are Everywhere 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1592 Well, Roll Over Duke Ellington.... 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1593 It is said that these magical vehicles could get you from Times Square to Penn Station in no less than an hour. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
1594 Do we want to hike in the north Bronx or Far Rockaway? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1595 Let’s take the one that looks happy 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1596 I never thought we'd catch a train during lush hour. 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1597 Tracks? Where we’re going we don’t need tracks! 1.3194 0.04479 144 102 36 5
1598 Five months of deferred maintenance due to the Covid-19 pandemic left Grand Central Terminal nearly unrecognizable. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1599 You were right. This really is the Green Line. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1600 Okay, back away very slowly. They can sense fear. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
1601 Don't spook them or we'll lose our free transfer. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1602 Oh my god, they're not wearing masks. 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
1603 I am lost and I will die. It's the end of the line. A 2 Brute. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1604 Even the wildlife commutes these days 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1605 That hand sticking out of the ground about a mile back, holding the torch...I wonder if there's a connection. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1606 If nobody is home, I'm stealing their toilet paper! 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1607 Damn, those don't go cross-jungle. Look out for the bus. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1608 Whatever they’re doing here, I’m sure they were supposed to have been doing it fifteen minutes ago. 1.3169 0.04511 142 102 35 5
1609 2A or not two A: That is the question 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1610 Is this all that remains of New York? Yeah, the virus didn't kill them, but they all moved away when Broadway shut down permanently. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1611 When they said urban jungle, I have to admit... 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1612 I was afraid we would walk into a subplot. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1613 What an extraordinary find! Do you realize how rare it is for a Redbird to share its nest with an R-46? 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1614 I always wondered where the A train went. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1615 Who ever thought New York City would become Federal Blunders National Park? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1616 I knew I packed spray paint for a reason! 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1617 Keep your distance and the doors will open automatically. 1.3169 0.04284 142 100 39 3
1618 I always wondered what the last stop was for the A train." 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1619 I guess I really hadn't been to the Bronx in a while. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1620 Looks to me this must be what they mean by the Urban Jungle. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1621 Great we can still make the A train! 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1622 Oh yes, legendary. Ancient civilizations wrote songs about it. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1623 Trust me I know where we are 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 29 7
1624 I told you we should've taken the train! 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1625 OMG, they really did take the “A” train. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1626 This is where the indigenous tribes stored their live music. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1627 Talk about a train being off the track. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1628 Oh no - more New Yorkers who've escaped the city due to the virus. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1629 Surprisingly, it was on the map. The map was written by Duke Ellington. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1630 Did you bring the subway map? 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1631 I think our expedition is about to encounter delays. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1632 So much for getting back to nature. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1633 I just remembered my train of thought; I want a subway for lunch. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 25 9
1634 The train systems in Europe are a lot easier to navigate 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1635 Oh sure, but they won't go to Staten Island. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1636 No wonder they’re late. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1637 I told you there's no difference between the IND and the IRT! 1.3165 0.04455 139 103 24 7
1638 Manspreaders' camp. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
1639 Observe them in their natural breeding grounds in the wilds of New Jersey. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1640 And I thought we'd strayed off the track! 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
1641 This whole situation could have been avoided if you just would have asked that man for directions. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1642 Careful, just remember they are as confused by you as you are by them. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1643 I told you this was Times Square. Now shave your beard. 1.3154 0.03943 130 93 32 2
1644 Behold! Noah's ark of the quarantine brings them here two by two. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1645 This must be Queens. 1.3139 0.04720 137 103 21 9
1646 Two trains diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both... 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1647 Well, this seems to be the new Penn Station. Now we just need to find AMTRAK. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1648 These artifacts are from the year 1 B.C.—Before Coronavirus. 1.3139 0.04426 137 99 31 5
1649 They say this is how the ancients traveled together before the pandemic... 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1650 Boy, Amazon has their hand in everything lately. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1651 I hear they used to sell very long sandwiches in these. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1652 How charming, Jim! These old trains have been renovated into tiny houses, and you can rent one for a quiet weekend getaway. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
1653 They're on rehab just like us. God bless 'em." 1.3139 0.04426 137 104 25 7
1654 I told you we took a wrong turn on 5th Avenue” 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1655 Did you remember to pack the subway map? 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1656 Since the Pandemic, Columbus Circle has really changed. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1657 We must have reached Manhattan. It’s the only place Line A and Line 2 meet. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1658 They say they rose from the tunnels to die. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1659 They got the idea from trailer parks after the last pandemic. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1660 It has Duke Ellington piped in. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1661 Finally, portapotties...I will take #2 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1662 The hiking book specifically said that trains do not stop here. 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1663 Are you SUUURE this is the Appalachian Trail? 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
1664 Supposedly, there used to be a hole in the ground. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1665 Welcome to the tram that time forgot. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1666 This explains so much. 1.3111 0.04518 135 97 34 4
1667 So that's why my train was so late last week. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1668 Are you sure they said to take the A Train? 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1669 I always enjoy going back to nature as long as I take civilization with me. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1670 I was mistaken back there when I thought I smelled a skunk. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1671 We will be moving shortly, there is a train ahead of us. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1672 Who knew they were dating! 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1673 I’m tired already , lets get an Uber instead 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1674 Hard to imagine that these once ruled the earth. 1.3111 0.04872 135 99 28 7
1675 I think we’ve reached the end of the line for the rails to trails network. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1676 .......I hear that one door makes you tall and one door makes you small...... 1.3111 0.04518 135 97 34 4
1677 I guess they DO run on the same line. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1678 Scientists think that before the last pandemic, people used to travel that way. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1679 Well,this has really derailed our camping plans. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1680 "Hiking often leads to many unexpected trains of thought." 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1681 I'll take car A. You take car 2. We'll see who gets nowhere first. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1682 The creators of Jurassic Park are desperate for story ideas. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1683 "Things have really gone off the rails. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1684 Same old, same old, out-of-towners blocking the way. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1685 I always wondered where they came from. 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1686 Back in the day these were the popular with the pre-Covids. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1687 Here it it, the origin of the IRT and the IND! 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1688 Manhattan or Maine, you decide. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1689 There they are, Dave. Remnants of the pre-apocalyptic dystopia. 1.3111 0.04757 135 98 30 6
1690 The Livingstone Avenue Line, I presume. 1.3111 0.04984 135 102 22 8
1691 And you thought Greenpoint service was uncultivated. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1692 So they were indeed sent to a farm upstate. Now I just have to find my childhood dog. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1693 I think that’s the Appalachian Train on the right. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1694 You've got to be kidding me! THIS is the famous 'end of the line'? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1695 We’d better pitch our seats before the evening rush. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1696 Even if they do charge us, they’ll always be a minute behind. 1.3111 0.04984 135 96 23 8
1697 NYC subway really does go everywhere.” 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1698 Of course the 4 is delayed. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1699 All I asked for was a break from the city, and where does your little shortcut take us? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1700 Honestly, the condition of the stations weren't much better before social distancing. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
1701 When I asked for a little more civilization, this is not what I meant. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1702 The ninth pandemic was the last straw for the trains. Once they realized only robots were riding, they went on strike. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1703 People used to enter into these things and then try to avoid each other. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1704 A citing like this is incredibly rare. The last time they were seen passing by each other was 59th Street Columbus Circle. But never before have they been spotted together. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1705 If we had picked the correct train first time, we wouldn't have have ended up here. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1706 If I remember my 20th century history classes correctly....People would eat sandwiches inside these. 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1707 As they say, welcome to the jungle. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1708 Sometimes life goes off track. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1709 I told you it would be faster to wait for the express 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1710 They must have quarantined for decades! 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
1711 Actually, I was expecting elephants. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1712 It's as if they knew we were hiking to Harlem. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1713 Like the 'Duke' said, let's take the A train" 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
1714 OH look Frank, they are trying to hook up. 1.3083 0.04551 133 95 33 4
1715 Oh great, we forgot to bring our masks. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1716 I love Brooklyn! 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
1717 The locals appear to be friendly. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1718 Ted, when I agreed to try on these AR glasses, I didn’t expect to be reminded of my daily commute. 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
1719 Shh, they can sense people's need to be on time. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1720 There's the Trump answer to virgin forest. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1721 Two trains diverged in the woods, and I - I took the one less traveled by. 1.3060 0.04523 134 98 26 6
1722 Wow! At one time you COULD change from the 2 to the A! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1723 Do you think they might have toilet paper? 1.3060 0.04881 134 102 24 8
1724 Did you bring enough tokens ? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1725 Express or local? 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1726 If the virus doesn't get us, the exhaust fumes will! 1.3060 0.04134 134 99 31 4
1727 It's the legendary 2020 plague cars, missing for ages. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1728 This must be California's bullet train to nowhere. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
1729 MTA is looking for passengers anywhere it can find them. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1730 They are very elusive, they are never there when you want them. We're lucky we managed to see one. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1731 Of course it makes a difference! The A train is less traveled by. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1732 I told you they would find us. 1.3060 0.04523 134 97 33 4
1733 no wonder we missed our train 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1734 It's going to be a hell of a ride 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1735 I had a feeling we’d find them here...He told me he loved her caboose. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1736 We found it - the sacred MTA mating site! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1737 Apparently we would have ended up here anyway. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1738 Duke Ellington was here. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1739 We’re just in time. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1740 Could you stop saying it's an INTO THIN AIR setup? 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1741 See, this is where the Subway Cars are mating. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1742 Oh yeah, that’s what’s we used to complain about. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1743 Now, that's what I call off the rails open defiance of social distancing. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1744 I don't think the 2 or the A stopped here. 1.3060 0.04523 134 97 33 4
1745 So, this is where Duke Ellington left the A-train! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1746 Maybe too much time together derailed their relationship 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
1747 Something tells me we’ve gotten off track. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1748 Funny, I'd always assumed their mating ground was an urban legend. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1749 They say it's a jungle out there. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1750 Be careful. They’re very protective of their conductors”! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1751 Careful, one of the worst things you can is run for it. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1752 Look! some leftovers from the Millenial Era. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
1753 Check both for t.p. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1754 I think we took a wrong turn at Lexington and 5th 1.3053 0.04953 131 97 26 7
1755 Great! Now our picnic is ruined. This is not what I meant when we ordered 2 Subways to go! 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1756 No, Bob, I’m not sleeping in a metro car. This is not what I meant by “glamping.” 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1757 The trains look so relaxed out here, don't they? 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1758 This must be Clarksville. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1759 Isn't it cute how they huddle together in the wild? 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1760 This one is the Alpha Tranis, unseen since the Jazz Age. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1761 Kind of reminds of me of the good old days when we worried about getting Lyme disease 1.3053 0.04710 131 98 27 6
1762 Do you think they know we’ve had a cure for ten years now? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1763 I thought you said trail, not train. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1764 Are you sure that this is the right spot ? I thought that we wanted to B1 with nature. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
1765 It would be nice if these terminals were just a little closer to home. 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1766 They've abandoned their tracks and now operate via an interconnected system of roots 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1767 First, RV's; then, motor homes; and now, this. Sad! 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1768 As long as there's a toilet... 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1769 Do you smell sardines? 1.3053 0.04584 131 91 31 4
1770 They're going to their weekend home. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1771 I didn't know you could transfer here 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1772 Yep, Spike Lee is shooting again. 1.3053 0.04584 131 95 32 4
1773 Excuse me, can you point us to the locals? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1774 I blame the economy. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1775 I am sure that all the seats are already taken. 1.3037 0.04850 135 100 27 7
1776 Well, it was worth the long, hard trek to get here.... so that’s what commuter train cars looked like! Remember - way back, before the days of social distancing? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1777 The guidebook didn't mention this was the end of the line. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1778 Looks like this is the end of the line for us. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1779 Way back in 2020, crowding in these ancient cars may have caused a pandemic in NYC. 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1780 We must have been gone longer than we thought. 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1781 Ohhhh my gosh! All this time I thought the A train was a figment of Duke Ellington’s mind. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1782 If you sneak up just so, without their being aware, you may hear them go "Clang, Clang, Clang ..." 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1783 Wow, we must be way up in Harlem! 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1784 I just wish "2B" was an option. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1785 Ten bucks they’re filled with left socks. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1786 I hear they're endangered. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1787 Funny how even out here in the wilderness, it's the same old smell. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1788 I say we wait for the express. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1789 The Amazon Line. Finally! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1790 When they mate in the wild, the offspring often come on time. 1.3023 0.04873 129 93 27 6
1791 Thank God I'm so sick of hiking! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1792 I still can't believe how cheap these new campers were. 1.3023 0.04348 129 92 35 2
1793 It may be faster if we walk home. 1.3023 0.05116 129 96 23 8
1794 We'll only be able to carry one. We should probably take the "A" train. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1795 They’re so rarely seen in the wild! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1796 I do believe we have found the common source of the A and 2 lines!" 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1797 It's a beautiful day to be above ground 1.3023 0.04683 129 97 22 7
1798 Remember those “pre-distancing” rides? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1799 I think we’re lost. We too have gotten off the beaten track. 1.3023 0.04810 129 98 24 7
1800 I told you our new place would be quite a hike to the closest station. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1801 Would you rather they hung out in the subway with nothing to do? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1802 The New Green Deal has it’s pluses. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1803 My Grandparents said crowds of people would ride on them underground. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1804 So that’s where the A train ended up..... In Central Park with the number 2 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1805 This isn't your father's safari. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1806 Look like we split up here then. 1.3023 0.04417 129 95 30 4
1807 They don’t call it the Urban Jungle for nothing. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1808 I think we're on the right track. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1809 I hope that there's no one in there still waiting for transfers. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1810 It happened so fast. I actually remember riding in one of these things... 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1811 Look, nature has returned to the financial district. How magical! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1812 The cannibus community garden was a good idea, but I think its getting out of hand. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1813 These are the rail cars that didn't qualify for 'offshore reef ' status 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1814 It seems that our time together has reached the end of the line. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1815 I do this for the flora and the fauna, but a taco truck kind of hits the spot right now. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1816 Or not 2B, Bill. 'Tis nobler in the mind to take a cab. 1.3023 0.04873 129 94 27 6
1817 Don't get too close, and whatever you do, stand clear of the closing doors. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1818 We have discovered the ancient ruins of the concrete jungle! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1819 Please tell me you remembered the A train spray. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1820 I'm pretty sure "A" is for women. 1.3023 0.04552 129 95 26 5
1821 I thought the A Train went uptown. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1822 It is amazing to see them in the wild and not trapped on rails. 1.3023 0.04552 129 96 28 5
1823 Typical. You spend twenty years looking for the lost train of Zebali and then two come along at once. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1824 What if it's a secret government program that they don't want anybody to know about? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1825 After a month of quarantine the subway carts have returned to their natural habitat... the Earth is healing. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1826 We must have reached Columbus Circle. 1.3023 0.04618 129 93 30 4
1827 If the coronavirus shutdown ever ends, it's going to take a while to get the system running again. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1828 I think it's telling us there is a sandwich shop around the next bend. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1829 But we'd get the same views AND be in the hot tub by 5! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1830 We have to approach slowly, they're a bit skittish in the wild. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1831 Should we make a fire first or go to Queens? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1832 See, I told you this was how we get to Harlem. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1833 Well, it looks like we’ve reached the end of our rails to trails hike. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1834 Who is the artist again? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1835 Take the one less traveled by; that'll make all the difference. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1836 Livingston Station, I presume? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1837 Looks like they took the A train just a little too far. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1838 Can you believe they used to ride these things? 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1839 Something’s telling me I should take the ‘A’ train. 1.3023 0.04485 129 94 30 4
1840 Shhhh! We can't disturb the mating ritual of these rare creatures. 1.3023 0.04485 129 93 33 3
1841 I was about to say 'There's nothing like being out in the middle of nowhere!' 1.3023 0.05116 129 100 20 9
1842 Subway distancing 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1843 Do you remember which train we took to get here? 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1844 Shhh, they spook easily in the light. 1.3023 0.04873 129 98 24 7
1845 I'm going to catch the A Train. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1846 They really are majestic when they’re not running. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1847 Finally, concrete evidence that people could once transfer from the 2 train to the A train 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1848 Don't make any sudden movements, their eyesight is bad but they can smell fear. 1.3023 0.04485 129 93 33 3
1849 I told you this was off the beaten PATH! 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1850 Manhattan, not Mayan. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1851 Such a rare sight to see the 2 make a connection with the A! 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1852 And here we witness the symbiotic relationship between IND and INT stock in the wild. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1853 These are nothing special. I had hoped to see a G. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1854 Let's do and say we didn't 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1855 The subway has never been so quiet as it is right now. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1856 Little did they know, they'd happened upon the most dangerous environment of them all 1.3023 0.04873 129 97 24 7
1857 Has to be a Mirage. Can only transfer from the A to the 2 by the tunnels at 14th and 34th Streets. 1.3023 0.04873 129 99 23 7
1858 Amazing - I've never seen one in their natural habitat. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1859 In 2020 BC this is how the people got around. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1860 Looks like we've made it to the rail trail. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1861 Next stop Woods side. 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1862 Now that's what they call an urban jungle. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1863 We need the other direction. 1.3008 0.04608 123 90 27 4
1864 Why am I hearing a Billy Strayhorn tune in my head? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1865 Does this count as being "out of the woods"? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1866 We should have trained for this. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
1867 I guess there'll be no quick way to Harlem. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1868 Two train cars diverged in a wood, and I— an English teacher and hiking enthusiast, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. 1.3000 0.05311 130 100 19 10
1869 I thought we were upstate. 1.3000 0.04523 130 94 27 5
1870 Wow it's a lesser spotted rush hour train. 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1871 The train! The train! 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1872 We’re finally here, after all those stops and delays. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1873 We got back on track! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1874 Are you sure that's the quickest way to Harlem? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1875 Let's ask if they have WiFi. 1.2992 0.04784 127 93 28 5
1876 Thank god! I thought we'd never find a way out. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1877 I suppose we should take the A train? 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1878 Crazy tourists these days! They just want adventures off the beaten tracks. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1879 It’s Duke Ellington’s summer home. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1880 This must be why I spotted some AirPod droppings earlier. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1881 As long as we look like we're in a rush, they'll be delayed. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1882 I tell you, Jack Kerouac is rolling over. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1883 End of the line. Which one’s the bar car? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1884 There’s always another train following 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1885 Damn it! We needed the C train. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1886 When they said New York was a concrete jungle, I was not expecting this. 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1887 Northbound 2 and A trains are skipping all stops. For uptown service, take a hike. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1888 So this is where they send them to die. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1889 Build it, and they will come. 1.2992 0.05039 127 95 24 7
1890 This must be the infamous NYC subway cars graveyard. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1891 So where’s the funicular? This looks like the Sugar Hill graveyard. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 27 5
1892 So this is why the campsite said, 'tokens only'. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1893 I had no idea the full extent of social distancing! 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1894 The subway has been abandoned since Covid. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1895 The re-wilding of Grand Central Station during lockdown had a historic impact on commuter fashion. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1896 When the Duke said, "Take the A Train," I didn't know he meant to do this. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
1897 At last we've found the subway cars' graveyard but how they get here remains a mystery. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1898 One of the unexpected benefits of the lockdown. All tracks have now a hi-line quality to them. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1899 We've either stumbled on an RV graveyard, or campers who are not observing social distancing. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1900 Think we can get a lift home? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1901 What I wouldn't do for a five-dollar footlong right about now... 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1902 They should be back in service by Easter. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
1903 People used to hide here when they didn’t want to go somewhere 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1904 You told me we came to the country to get away from all this! 1.2992 0.04375 127 93 24 5
1905 This is the best park-and-ride program you could find? 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1906 Cuomo says they'll re-evaluate in two weeks. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1907 Didn't realize Inwood Street was so literal. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1908 This looks like a good place to do needle drugs and have unprotected sex. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1909 I understand they were sent from the New York City Transit Authority where they aren't needed right now. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1910 Do you think someone found out we weren’t home? 1.2960 0.04823 125 95 24 6
1911 John Muir always said, "take the A train. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1912 I call dibs on the one with central air. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1913 Last stop for the A Train! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1914 It’s a rare sight to see a herd without their caboose. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1915 Years ago people left their homes to attend work and school. This primitive form of transportation forced strangers to remain together without practicing social distancing. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1916 Be careful. They're not six feet apart. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1917 Did we cross a yellow line on the map? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1918 Damn, the 2 is running on the A line again. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1919 Worst litter yet." 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1920 And legend says the MTA has been working here ever since. 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1921 The new branch line is only one block from our tent. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1922 Like so many relationships, theirs stopped moving along parallel tracks. 1.2960 0.04547 125 93 28 4
1923 THEY SAY THIS IS DUKE ELLINGTON'S FINAL RESTING PLACE.----- 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1924 They're not cheap, but it solves the closet space issue. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1925 We'll be in Harlem soon. 1.2960 0.04403 125 93 29 3
1926 Holy shit. What the fuck are these? 1.2960 0.05331 125 96 18 9
1927 The subway cars are returning to their natural habitat - nature is healing. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1928 We take the "A" the "2'' is local. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1929 Wow! They are even more beautiful than I imagined. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1930 I think we lost track, this isn't Union Square?!? 1.2960 0.04403 125 94 27 4
1931 I miss graffiti. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1932 Are you sure you clicked on one double and not two singles? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1933 Do you really want to walk home or should we take the subway? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1934 Take the number 2 train, it is the least one traveled 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1935 You take the "A" train. I have to take a number 2. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1936 End of the line? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1937 Normally, I'd take the A Train, but it seems to be off track today. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1938 I like to walk in the countryside to forget the city ... 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1939 Stanley, it looks as if we've discovered the source of the High Line. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1940 They seem friendly enough. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1941 This is where strangers gathered to ask each other ‘why?’ 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
1942 And this is where they paid tribute to the gods of delayed travel and missed connections. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
1943 They don't look dangerous, but it might be best to go around them. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1944 Hamlet and Ophelia both agreed, the way out was not 2 B. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 23 6
1945 That explains the delay. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1946 See!....I told you we should have packed the Metrocards! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1947 This isn’t what I had in mind when I agreed to live off grid. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1948 It's okay. I've been training for this. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1949 They're mating! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1950 They're subspecies. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1951 Are these pre-COVID19 sardine-can-style transportation pods? 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1952 Not sure this is the Forest Hills station he thought. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1953 What a waste! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1954 At last - we've found the lost rail maintenance yard of El Dorado! 1.2951 0.04610 122 94 23 5
1955 So, this is where they come to mate. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1956 Ah, if only Duke Ellington were here! 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1957 Well this certainly explains a lot! 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
1958 Wow. The 7 Train extension must have added another stop. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1959 Can you imagine? More than two people traveled less than six feet apart at a time! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1960 I never knew the 'A' stood for Amazon. 1.2951 0.04461 122 90 29 3
1961 The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles 1.2951 0.04755 122 87 28 4
1962 I’ll take the A train 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1963 These natives must be more technologically advanced than we thought. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1964 2, if by A. 1.2951 0.05294 122 91 20 8
1965 We should apologize for any inconvenience. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 19 6
1966 When they said concrete jungle, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1967 A toilet! 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1968 ...sadly, this is all that's left of the Brazilian train forest. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1969 In this case, we're probably more scared of them than they are of us. 1.2951 0.04755 122 89 28 4
1970 Two trailers in close proximity. Run! A tornado can't be too far behind! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1971 Hey, Duke, do you want to take the 2 train or take the A train? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1972 Gramps told us people actually rode inside these... before Covid-19. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1973 It sure wasn't easy to find them without tracks to follow. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1974 Two subway cars diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the A train. 1.2951 0.05032 122 91 24 6
1975 So that's how Rosie Ruiz got here ahead of us!" 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1976 They're experiencing a delay, but they expect to be moving again shortly. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1977 Finally. They were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1978 They were declared surplus during the pandemic of 2020. 1.2951 0.04306 122 94 23 5
1979 Amazing that only took several months for the pandemic to bring rewilding to The City. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1980 Huh. Still the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2951 0.04610 122 89 30 3
1981 Tents are so passé! 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1982 But the camper’s are not six feet apart. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1983 You take the A Train and I'll take the 2 Train and I'll get to Hoboken Afore thee 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1984 You humans aren't so tough out here , without your precious yellow tile protecting you. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1985 Glad we made it on time! 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1986 'The tracking device worked quite well. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1987 We packed our dancing shoes so let's take the A Train. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1988 I dunno. The one on the right has more windows. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1989 A's the local, let's wait for the B. 1.2951 0.05032 122 91 24 6
1990 I guess we found the end of the line 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
1991 I'm so excited to have finally found these. They're the ancient New Yorkers' equivalant of what the giant meteor was to the dinosaurs. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1992 I knew we'd find them eventually! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1993 They said it would never be discovered... but here we are... the Source of the A Line 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1994 Were we supposed to take the A-train to the forbidden temple? Or was it the C? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1995 You wanna get high? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1996 I FINALLY caught my trains! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1997 The majesty of wild subway trains in their natural habitat stopped the Jones in their tracks. 1.2951 0.05294 122 93 20 8
1998 This is where our ancestors got off track. 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
1999 No, Wilfred, we’re quarantined, remember? 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
2000 So you did call an Uber. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2001 Wow, I'm Not Sure But Possibly PreCorona Artifacts." 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2002 I guess this is where Billy Strayhorn disappeared to. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2003 Nature is healing,we are the virus? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2004 If they charge us play dead , and whatever you do don’t cross the yellow line! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2005 Perhaps someone missed a train. Or two. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2006 MTA is really taking social distancing to the next level! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2007 Is this uptown? 1.2951 0.04384 122 90 28 3
2008 T read we have to stand behind the yellow line then wait for it to come to us. 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
2009 I vote we march on through the snake-infested swamp. Jerry, these delays can go on forever. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2010 That whole “if tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it” question is kinda a moot point now, wouldn’t you agree? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2011 Do you suppose Hoffa's in one of them? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2012 Oh yeah honey! Great game! Lets circle the things that are not the same! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2013 So this is where Ellington took the A train. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2014 Robert, which one do you think is less traveled by? 1.2951 0.05032 122 91 24 6
2015 So this is where those lines end 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
2016 It looks as if our hike has been derailed. 1.2951 0.04895 122 90 26 5
2017 It was a great hike! But I think you misunderstood when I said I wanted to go to Subway... 1.2951 0.04610 122 89 30 3
2018 No, Bob. The email definitely said portage the 2 until you get to Canada. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2019 When you said that this civilisation was likely to prove transitory this is not I thought you meant. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2020 And here I thought the M.T.A. Sacred Burial Ground was only an urban myth. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2021 Looks like some sort of training camp. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2022 So this is where they're mating. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2023 Good, we can practice social distancing. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2024 It's great to see New Yorkers taking social distancing seriously. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2025 Thank God! We can’t be that far from Sugar Hill. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
2026 So this is where they dumped the “A” train after they took it. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2027 it kind of takes the adventure out of being on a safari, i liked the old days when we rode elephants 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
2028 Follow the tracks, they said. 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
2029 I bet it's a mobile home park for city dwellers. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2030 Is this the part where we have to find the differences between the two? 1.2931 0.04584 116 84 30 2
2031 I think they're hungry. Do you have a metrocard? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
2032 Must be the end of the line... 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
2033 Let's just walk back, the fare from here is gonna be killer 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
2034 Oh, look they extended Metro North to our place in Rhode Island! 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
2035 Dammit, I wanted the *local* wildlife. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2036 Now obsolete due to social distancing. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
2037 I thought this was a trackless preserve. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2038 Your mission should you decide to accept it is to take the subway to Trader Joe's and back home without getting the corona. 1.2917 0.04490 120 90 22 5
2039 I think the one on the left is Desire. The one on the right is Hester Prynne. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2040 I guess now we know WHERE they took the A Train. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
2041 See how big they get when they're allowed to grow? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2042 This explains that long wait for the ‘L’ train. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2043 I got dibs on the A train. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2044 “They are prehistoric mobility devices that once facilitated travel to work.They later created entire mobile networks enabling work from home.” “They then couched themselves by the billions.” 1.2893 0.05040 121 93 19 7
2045 Call this glamping? I spend enough time in those things back home. 1.2893 0.04382 121 93 22 5
2046 That reminds me - did we pick up the kids from school? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
2047 I thought the A train was strictly a cross town express? 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2048 The primitive ancients herded together to their work places in these rail cars. No one knows why because there are no archeological remains of what they were building 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2049 I'm afraid it's the beginning of the end! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
2050 In my head the song said we should be taking the A trail.” 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
2051 It’ll be safe to get on when they’re done grazing. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
2052 They're exceptional hunters. You should see them go after Ubers. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2053 Oh man, this is the local, I really wanted to take the express. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
2054 I guess someone "Took the A Train." 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2055 I’ve never taken the A train this far. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2056 Two subway trains diverged in a wood ... 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
2057 These trains will take us to the City's Edgar Rice Burroughs. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2058 I think we discovered where Ellington took the A train. 1.2881 0.05121 118 89 22 6
2059 So that’s why A trains only run every 20 minutes during late nights..... 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2060 Well, we missed these by about 10 years! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2061 This can't be real . .It has to be a New Yorker cartoon 1.2881 0.05260 118 90 20 7
2062 Discovering the relics around the area of the 2020s New York Hyde Park, what today is a national protected area. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
2063 Let me see that map again... Oh honey, you grabbed the one with an extra letter on it again. This must be the Amazon Trainforest. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2064 This must be where the virus started. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2065 Look, they are approaching! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2066 I took the road less traveled but now I guess I’ll take the A train. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2067 At one time these were used to travel underground. 1.2881 0.04677 118 88 25 4
2068 When I told the train driver to take a hike, I didn't mean it like this. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2069 We have found Carmen Sandiego, She is on the "A" train 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2070 I’m pretty sure you can pee here. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2071 Where the heck is 1 B? 1.2881 0.04520 118 88 27 3
2072 Could this be the rail trail? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
2073 Change at Jamaica 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2074 You don’t even want to know what kind of animals hang out in there. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
2075 That's strange. My GPS says that this station should be Coney Island! 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
2076 We've finally found it... the lost city of Corona Queens! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2077 Whoa, this is extraordinary! I don't believe an A train has ever been spotted before up here in the Bronx! 1.2857 0.04644 119 90 25 3
2078 Ignore them, they're still steamed about The High Line. 1.2857 0.05488 119 94 16 9
2079 Columbus Circle, I presume. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2080 If we're very lucky, we might catch the elusive J. 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
2081 Give me my rifle and keep moving, Rodgers. We want the 6 train to Hunter College. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2082 Civilization's last words: "There's light at the end of the tunnel." 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2083 Duke Ellington would never be seen in a place like this. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2084 I told you this trail was off the beaten track. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2085 Well we have made it this far, might as well hitch a ride. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2086 Mind the gap! 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2087 Oh! The 'A' is running on the 'Tree-Line' not the '3 Line!' 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2088 Even an expert can have trouble telling which ones are toxic. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2089 Which would get us out of here faster?_ 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2090 Since COVID-19 they stopped using them for transportation. That's when someone discovered they make glamping cabins. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2091 Let's take the A train. Maybe Duke's still there. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2092 You ... you ... you mean ... a his and hers? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2093 What did Frost say about this? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2094 Let's back away slowly. We don't want to startle them. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2095 Under the Defense Production Act, these are our mules. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2096 Go around! It is dangerous to walk between them. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2097 Relics of a more crowded era 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2098 Well, look, someone did actually take the A train. 1.2845 0.05167 116 88 21 6
2099 Maybe we have delayed the infrastructure plan to long! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2100 I don’t care if you’re ‘more of a numbers guy,’ we’re going with A. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2101 You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2102 Wow! These look like trains made redundant in the covid era! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2103 At last, a species long thought to be extinct 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2104 Yooooo is that a subway, im so high man wtf 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2105 Well, my mother always said to take the A train... 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2106 This adventure to the West Side is turning up some strange surprises 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2107 And I - I'll take the train less traveled by. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2108 So this is where they go when they retire... 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2109 Wilderness trainspotting was such a lonesome hobby before you came along. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2110 You did tell me to find a couch to sleep on. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2111 Stanley and Livingstone discover the origins of Rush Hour. 1.2845 0.05167 116 88 21 6
2112 It does exist - the Subway Graveyard - where retired subway cars come to rust away! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2113 Derek, life finds a way! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2114 Well I’ll be damned! No one’s ever made it to the end of the line. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2115 Yes, these are naturally occurring. I saw one in a coral reef. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2116 Covid campsite. 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
2117 It was then that February,they knew there would be six more weeks of winter. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2118 Doesn't look like we'll be making it to Harlem any more. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2119 They look friendly, but be careful. 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
2120 Great idea. Instead of us, they're quarantining the trains. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2121 These have been abandoned for years, so they are actually cleaner than your typical subway car. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2122 I think I hear Duke Ellington. 1.2845 0.05020 116 87 23 5
2123 It's up to you, but the quickest way is the A Train. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2124 I guess I’ll take the A train. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2125 They're testing alphanumeric RV spaces for camper security. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2126 They say you can still find plastic bottles and cigarette bums! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2127 'I think the catch-and-release program has really gone off the rails.' 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2128 Talk about being off the beaten track 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2129 Wow! Relics from New York City's Pre-Covid Epoch!" 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2130 Lexington Avenue, I presume? 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2131 Same Columbus Circle, different jungle. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2132 Do you think that's the one that goes to Far Rockaway? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2133 Well, the Village Chief said to take the A train … or no, wait, that was the Duke. OR Sometimes you just can't see the forest for the trains. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2134 They got confused about social distancing. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2135 Sure it's a bit of a trek to the station, but at least here we'll get seats. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2136 No aggressive movement as they can easily become unhinged. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2137 I'll bet you 90% of the other captions have something to do with the train/elephant graveyard. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2138 Let's take #2, the one less traveled on. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2139 Its very rare to see a pair free in the wild. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2140 They say this is the outskirts of something that was called a city. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2141 Looks like we’ve made it to the end of the line pal. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2142 Well, Doctor Livingstone, it's either take the A train or take me to your leader. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2143 I’m beginning to wonder if Ellington really knew why he was talking about. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2144 Who knew the subway ran all the way out to Yellowstone? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2145 I wondered where they went on their day off. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2146 You certainly can’t beat the amenities at this campsite . 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2147 Look Edgar .. we found a pair and you know it's near impossible to locate them without tracks. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2148 Well done. Usually they’re much easier to track. 1.2845 0.05167 116 91 18 7
2149 It is believed that a famous city stood here prior to COVID-78 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2150 I can't find the PATH. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2151 I told you there was a place we could get churros 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2152 Must be from the other side of the tracks...keep going. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2153 It must be Sunday 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2154 Sorry dear, but this is a fare hike, not a hike hike. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2155 These trains are really going off the rails. 1.2845 0.04382 116 89 23 4
2156 You wait ages for the A train then 2 comes at once. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2157 Shhh,don't spook them,they don't look trained. 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
2158 We knew the Maya had terraces, but the books didn't say anything about platforms. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2159 I was expecting to see the Path train 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2160 Trains diverged in a wood. Our choice will make all the difference. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2161 No, that's not it. We must be on the wrong platform. 1.2833 0.04761 120 89 25 4
2162 Oh, oh! They aren't six feet apart. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2163 My grandmother said they packed em in like sardines, before the 6 foot rule. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2164 Which one is the express? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
2165 These lines are pre-covid era 1.2833 0.04834 120 94 18 7
2166 So this must be the end of the lines. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2167 The map calls this clearing 'Grand Central.'...I guess I just assumed that was a metaphor. 1.2833 0.04906 120 90 24 5
2168 I thought they only mothball aircraft during a crisis. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2169 How did we come to this? 1.2833 0.05046 120 91 22 6
2170 Remember before Covid-19 when we used to take public transportation to get places? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2171 That's the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2172 An adventure turned into a mystery 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2173 Let’s sleep here tonight. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2174 I think we've found it - the original 'end of the line' 1.2833 0.04457 120 91 25 3
2175 Ooh, look! A runaway train! 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2176 John and Cathy discover the urban jungle 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2177 These are Express. We need the Local. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2178 If my train falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is it really on time? 1.2833 0.04457 120 91 26 3
2179 I believe we've found the fabled island of Manhattan! 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2180 This is where derailed trains come for rehab. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2181 Jim and Sharon dream of someday traveling to Brooklyn. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2182 We really should get back. Which one is outbound? 1.2833 0.04611 120 91 24 4
2183 Which one looks less traveled by? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2184 My guess is A might have some toilet paper. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2185 Looks like our hike is getting RAILROADED AGAIN. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2186 Are they staring at us or are we staring at them? 1.2833 0.04906 120 92 20 6
2187 And you said we wouldn’t find anything on our urban hike. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
2188 Well at least we won’t be tempted to jump the turnstile 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2189 An A and a 2 train were not allowed to be together in New York, so they ran away together. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2190 Someone did [underlined] take the A Train. 1.2821 0.04982 117 90 20 6
2191 Looks like that's one of the newer cabins that we had booked. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
2192 Be careful, it routing season. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
2193 Even in its natural habitat, NY Subway trains are stalled. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
2194 People started riding the net. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2195 Let’s take the A train! 1.2818 0.04680 110 82 24 3
2196 Shh, we don't know what kind of wildlife is inside. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2197 It’s a little remote, but Michelin gives it three stars. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2198 Careful, Bill. Stand clear of the closing doors. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2199 This part of the park was inspired by Duke Ellington. It has beautiful sunsets and mockingbirds. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2200 They must be lost. The concrete jungle is 100 miles due south. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2201 Legend has it society used these steel boxes for sleeping and inappropriate sexual behavior. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2202 I told you we should have changed at 72nd street. 1.2818 0.05187 110 83 20 5
2203 Your tracking skills are amazing! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2204 I thought the A train ended at Inwood. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2205 Should we take the local or the express? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2206 When I called Uber, I did not request a subway car for each of us. What service. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2207 Why is everyone flocking to the great outdoors? Have they forgotten the self isolation recommendations? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2208 Let's Keep walking, John. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2209 This must be the remains of Fulton Street 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2210 Slowly, grab your camera Quinton. Rarely do you see two of them out of their element and one is an Express! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2211 Back in the early’20’s they say this was a subway station- whatever that is. 1.2818 0.04769 110 83 22 4
2212 I forget, witch train is going to the top of Mount Everest? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2213 A here starts the concrete part of the jungle. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2214 This is you. Text me when you get back to when we still thought Hilary would take the election. 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
2215 Its about time they got here! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2216 Looks like they took the A train 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 22 3
2217 Shhh...It's rare to see them in the wild like this! 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2218 Most unusual fork. Did you pack your metro card? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2219 Due to social distancing, you get the one on the left and I get the one on the right. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2220 And to think they were once endangered. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2221 Have you ever seen ‘Planet of the Apes’? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2222 When you said your hobby is trains I really didn't think this is what you meant. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2223 No wonder we’ lost. Where’s the B-Train? We need to go from A 2 B! 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2224 I can't believe you didn't tell me that the A train stops here. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2225 Ed and Billy said take the A train. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2226 I guess we have found the secret place where old trams go to die 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
2227 Crap. I left my trans-pass in my other back pack. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2228 We need to be careful and cover our tracks. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2229 End of the Line. That's Duke on the right and Robert Johnson on the left. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2230 Why didn’t we just “Take the A Train”? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2231 Darn. Looks like we just missed the cross town express. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2232 If we report them, they'll only jump the tracks again. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2233 These trains are from the 60's when Local really meant Local. 1.2818 0.04855 110 85 21 4
2234 Legend has it that if you get too close to them, you'll never again be on time to a meeting 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2235 Oh so THIS is what they mean by a train yard! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2236 Rumor has it the government pulled their funding long before the 'shelter in place' years. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2237 COVID 19 really has put Amtrak out to pasture.” 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2238 New York just isn't the same. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2239 Oh! I've heard of this one... I believe it's identifiable by its tracks. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2240 So this is where the trains that were on the highline went... 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2241 Shhh...I think they’re mating. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2242 Those were the days! 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2243 I hear these used to transport people to that thing they had back then—jobs, I think they were called. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2244 When did KOA merge with MTA? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2245 You should have gone while we were in the woods. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2246 Go back and get a shitload of dimes and meet me at the turnstile 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2247 They were put out to pasture in 2020..remember the Pandemic when we were kids? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2248 Not to worry. They never run on time. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2249 Before the pandemic we used these in cities for transportation of large numbers of people sitting and standing close together. Now they are used as overnight rain shelters on wilderness trails -relics of a bygone era. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2250 And this is a pre-COVID-19 form of transportation 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2251 If they're filled with buskers, I'll opt to camp outside. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2252 They roamed Earth before everyone began driving for Uber. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2253 Somebody took the A train. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
2254 I didn’t expect our expedition to end quite this way. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2255 The conductor may say, 'Take a hike.' 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
2256 At last! The source of the El! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2257 I thought we came here to get away from the city sound 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2258 Duke Ellington would roll over in his grave. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2259 Apparently our ancestors used these as public toilets. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2260 Oh, now we can get Uptown. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2261 I'll stick to the trail with snakes, poison ivy and quick sand. It's less dangerous." 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2262 I thought we missed the A train. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2263 They want to know what is in our backpacks. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2264 Are you sure this is the right train? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2265 Honey, get the map - I think we need the L train to get us back to Brooklyn 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2266 Tom, I think we're not on the Finger Lakes Trail anymore. 1.2768 0.05107 112 85 21 5
2267 I am so glad that this is a training hike! 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2268 We can self quarantine together!! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2269 We should have car pooled. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2270 When you said our camping accommodations would be as good as a night in the Big Apple, you weren't kidding. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2271 I'd no idea we've been away for such a long time 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2272 OMG! This is such a cliché. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2273 It looks like Doctor Who has upgraded his mode of transportation. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 20 5
2274 I think that is the one my grandmother used to catch. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2275 They say we dress like Metro-sexuals, but this is ridiculous. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2276 They belonged to the Anasazi Port Authority 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2277 I'd say let's take the A train, but then again what are they even doing here. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2278 Yes, non-GMO, free-range and pasture raised. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2279 Ven vir komm to Amerika, ve take ze A train, Gustaf, ja? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2280 Duke Ellington wasn't kidding when he said "Take the A Train" 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2281 I think they're the official trailers for the presidential debates. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2282 I feel so rejuvenated when I go during off-peak hours. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2283 Shall we take the local, it's cheaper? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2284 Really? I don't remember crossing the Hudson." 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2285 Careful -- they're feral, but if we approach from the side we shouldn't alarm them. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2286 Let's wait for Trailways 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2287 No, I wanted to go to a jazz club to listen to Duke Ellington. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2288 Oh fuck! 1.2768 0.05841 112 91 11 10
2289 I wonder if B and 1 are together? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2290 Quiet Dave, we don’t want to scare them off. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2291 I've heard tales that people once used these moving pods. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2292 They say people used to use those to get from one place to another. Strange. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2293 The Historic Sites committee might consider better criteria 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2294 Between the trees the silver streak, there you'll find the treasure you seek" Those are more grey than silver, let's keep looking 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2295 Friendly reminder this is Cuomo’s fault 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2296 Hey, it's the subway. Wonder if they have the foot long. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2297 Whew! Good to be home. Man, it's a jungle out there." 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2298 Someone's mistake. Old subway cars were to find a new life as a barrier reef off Coney Island, not in a landfill on Staten Island. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2299 Felix, I thought you said we were following deer tracks! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2300 There's never any seats this time of day. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2301 Two subways diverged in a yellow wood... 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2302 They were wise to shelter in place in a pastoral locale. The D just stayed on Bleecker and is antsy for more space to roam. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2303 We found it...the start of the Tramazon. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2304 Shhh- do you hear the the yellow tailed busker? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2305 Fuck, the Boxcar Kids beat us 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2306 I told you we should take an uber. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2307 It's the social distancing honeymooners package 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2308 No really. You MUST take the A Train. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2309 I wonder if Duke Ellington is on that one. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2310 Could it be? Have we found the missing link? 1.2768 0.04610 112 82 23 3
2311 Wonder how long the inhabitants stayed in these. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2312 According to McCollough this is Columbus Circle, but Zinn argues the Number 2 didn't stop at Columbus Circle. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2313 And this must be where Central Park ended at Columbus Circle. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2314 If I were an idiot, there's a tale I could tell signifying nothing. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2315 I finally get why they call it a concrete jungle. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2316 Aren’t we lucky? Just when we thought we were lost, a way back home! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2317 I told you Harlem was this way. 1.2768 0.05107 112 85 21 5
2318 Welp, they did say it would be a while before things would go back to normal 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2319 These VR glasses work great, but where's the edge of the platform? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2320 Hard to believe, I know, but before Covid-19 they used to move pretty fast 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2321 If we stand still, they will lose interest... 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2322 I guess they didn’t realize their old subway line has been turned into a hiking path. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
2323 There used to be a large city here, back when the ice caps had not yet melted 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2324 I've heard the accommodations are a real train wreck. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2325 I told you the express train is faster than walking. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2326 If only we could decipher those symbols, we might have a clue to what caused Sapien extinction. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2327 Take the A - Train 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
2328 Doesn’t seem like we’ll ever seen New York again Toto 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2329 They took out the benches and put in Adirondack chairs. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2330 The Covid-19 Theme Park in 2022. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
2331 Finally. We've located Columbus Circle. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2332 I'm told people crowded inside these things to ride to work every day. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2333 Can you check to make sure it's not the express train? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2334 Are we back in Manhattan? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
2335 Doctor Livingstone or Jimmy Hoffa, I presume. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2336 I wasn't expecting the concrete jungle to be this jungley 1.2768 0.05412 112 87 17 7
2337 On the plus side, we don't have to worry about missing our connection. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2338 Here it is, in it's natural habitat. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2339 My place or your place? 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2340 I could have sworn we were following bear tracks. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2341 See how pristine this park is! There's no grafitti on the subways. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
2342 They said it was only a legend: the old subway car graveyard! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2343 So THIS is why on-time performance is spotty.” 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2344 I think they're those eco-friendly vehicles we've been hearing so much about. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 20 5
2345 The one on the right? Reminds me of Duke Ellington. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2346 Quiet; I think they're about to mate. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2347 It's their secret mating ground! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
2348 These retired subway cars make great accessory dwelling units! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2349 I did not realize we parked this close... 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2350 Why is "no dumping" so hard to understand? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2351 Don't worry, Charles, if they run, I can follow their tracks. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2352 Despite their best efforts, it was not 2b 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2353 Finally! The MTA graveyard! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2354 So this is what the used to call a “Delay” 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
2355 The field guide says sightings are rare. 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
2356 Oh I've heard about this place. After their useful lives are over they let them live out their remaining days in fresh air in the country. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2357 When you said we had to make tracks to catch the train I never imagined..." "Come on, where's your sense of adventure? 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2358 The guidebook said "You must take the A-Train. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2359 'A Bus Named Desire' doesn't work for me as a movie title. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 18 6
2360 I told them that a Taking of Pelham 123 theme park was a bad idea. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2361 Two trains diverged in a wood, and I - I took the A train. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2362 Don't they know this isn't Sugar Hill way up in Harlem? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2363 They're much harder to track in the wild. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2364 Probably hot wired by those pesky boxcar children. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2365 With everyone in quarantine the subways came out of hiding.” 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2366 The Alpha will either ignore her or he will hitch and couple! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2367 It's not common knowledge but yes, old trains are typical of old-growth forests. 1.2667 0.05624 105 83 14 7
2368 Don’t move, they can sense fear. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2369 Shhh...it's a white elephant graveyard. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2370 When they said social distancing, I didn't think they meant this. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2371 Sometimes you have to forget the maps and track it down on your own 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2372 At last, definitive proof that Ella was wrong about the quickest way to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2373 I feel like I'm in "Planet of the Apes" but in a less impacting "meh" kinda way. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2374 I wonder if Duke Ellington and Ella Fitzgerald knew about this route schedule change? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2375 I thought this was supposed to be the road less taken? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2376 Never mind, they're going local 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2377 We better call archeologist, I think we have stumbled upon the important historical artifacts. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2378 Careful, they’ll charge at even the slightest improvement. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
2379 If you're okay with it, we wouldn't have to pitch the tent. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2380 These anthropology simulations have gotten downright weird! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2381 Roger's never actually skied, but... oh jeez, there's my train. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2382 Is this really what they meant by “remote training”? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2383 The trolly graveyard. So the stories were true 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2384 I've never imagined how far nature and civilization could be linked 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2385 I always thought old subways got lost in our dreams. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2386 Have you ever seen a subway car mate in the wild before? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2387 This is not what I meant when I said let’s hike a new trail or park 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2388 These construction delays are getting out of control. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2389 They did say ridership was down these days 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2390 I hear they were victims of The Virus 1.2667 0.04740 105 81 21 3
2391 There is no way around it, so we must take the A Train 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2392 Shhh... don't spook the locals. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2393 I didn’t know that subway cars like to get out in the country too. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 2
2394 Carol exhaled an overly loud sigh. Ughhhhhh, this date sucked sooooo hard. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2395 Huh! I guess the Train to Nowhere went somewhere. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2396 You're a long way from Harlem, buster. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2397 Anyone home? Wer'e looking for the number 4 bus. " 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2398 The guidebook says these containers were designed by the ancient New Yorkers to house, punish and torment their most heinous and irredeemable criminals. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2399 Yes if you see something, you say something. But even I don’t believe what I’m seeing. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2400 Wow! I don't know, but I feel like I used to ride the one on the right to piano lessons. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2401 It must be Sugar Hill way up in Harlem 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2402 I think the A stands for Amazon , Dr Livingston. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2403 These things were used by people to move around, can you believe it? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2404 Not the quickest way to get to Harlem. 1.2667 0.04836 105 81 19 4
2405 This is not what John Muir advocated for!!!! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2406 Wrong place. We need the one with the elephants. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2407 We can hire a professional tracker here. 1.2667 0.04929 105 81 18 4
2408 Stuck in the middle of nowhere! We should have ignored Duke Ellington's advice when he told us to "Take the A train". 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2409 Let's keep hiking. Running into a bear seems less risky. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2410 Did Duke really tell you that it will take to us to 125th Street? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2411 Must have taken a wrong turn for the Hamptons in the rush to beat the virus. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2412 I’d get on, but my Metrocard’s expired. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2413 Ah, the lost city of New York 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2414 The "B" is always late. 1.2667 0.05458 105 80 15 6
2415 Are we coming or going? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2416 You two are in big trouble. The whole station's Been Looking For U2 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2417 Did they not get the 6ft apart notice?? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2418 Transfers are such a drag. 1.2667 0.04740 105 81 21 2
2419 I don’t know about you, but I have the sudden urge to start busking. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2420 Look at those! We’ll have to explain to our grandkids how they used to pack us in there like sardines! Remember? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2421 I think the F is faster. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 13 7
2422 So this is what sheltering in place looks like under the new normal. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2423 Vintage ways we used to get around and socially interact pre-COVID-19. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2424 I'm more of a Type A myself. You don't mind Number 2's, do you? 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2425 According to the map, if we take the 'A' train we'll reach the secret ancient burial chamber by dinner time. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 21 3
2426 So that’s where they have been hiding the cv19 test kits 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2427 I'm guessing A is where we pee? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2428 Another Type "A" train pushing the limits. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2429 I didn't know the A train went this far. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2430 Let's take the A train outta here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2431 Really IS off-track betting! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2432 I know what #2 is, but what's A? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2433 The transit system has too much money. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2434 Looks like getting away from the city will be harder than we thought. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2435 The lost train graveyard Edward, we did it 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2436 Once these trains switched to express, there was nothing else we could do to stop them. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2437 Check the map, there should be a taxi stand here. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2438 Honey, just ask them: Which way to Flatbush? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2439 It's a trap. The A train is never on time. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
2440 B.M.T., I.R.T., living in perfect harmony. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2441 You take the high road, Ill take the low... 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2442 Before the Great Pandemic of 2020 that wiped out most of the civilized world, those were called 'Subway trains.' 1.2667 0.05940 105 86 10 9
2443 I told you we followed the wrong track. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2444 George, you pack the hand sanitizer? 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2445 That is how we traveled before COVID-19. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2446 Told you we didn't need to walk. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2447 You had to hum "Take the A Train" didn't you? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2448 I don't care about the view as long as it has a toilet! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2449 We're not the only ones social distancing out here ... 1.2667 0.05458 105 80 16 6
2450 Will wonders never cease? The A train is on time. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2451 Oh, James, I can't believe we now have a Central Park address. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2452 I think we just found out how to get to Harlem from here. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2453 Let’s wait until things get back to normal. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2454 Are we headed upcountry or downcountry? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2455 Only seen in captivity. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2456 No, I don't think we've discovered the legendary subway car burial grounds 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2457 Looks like the train is early for a change. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2458 It’s here at the halfway point in our 36 mile trek that the native hallucinogenic fungi we’ve been breathing tend to kick in. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2459 Seems we took a wrong turn somewhere that’s the 2:15 to Mamaroneck not the 2:19 to Kathmandu. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2460 I always wondered what New Lots Avenue looked like. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2461 AHH! The rail trail 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2462 This is a first. They're never here on time. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2463 NYC moving their COVID infected subways to Yosemite really ruins the scenery. 1.2667 0.05288 105 81 18 5
2464 Okay, I'm pretty sure this ISN'T the quickest way to Harlem. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2465 They promised me that we could get the number 6 train here. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2466 Who wants to walk to work when there's free transportation? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2467 Fascinating! But it’s not like we discovered an R. 1.2667 0.04836 105 80 19 4
2468 We can follow this all the way to Cortlandt Street and then switch over to the PATH to get to New Jersey. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2469 Let's just take the one last travelled. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2470 Even the subways need a quarantine. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2471 IT LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THE TRAIL 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2472 All this is happening a lot faster than anyone thought possible just a few months back. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
2473 I believe we're in a land they once called Queens. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2474 Remember these? This was how we commuted in the old days. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2475 Wow, shelter-in-place has gone on a lot longer than we were thinking. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2476 I know you don't want to hear this,but I just realized I left my phone back at the campsite. 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
2477 I’m thinking it goes to Canada, A? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2478 These should be easy to track" 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2479 If he just drained his own swamp, the train’s would be running again. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2480 I had no idea that the subway stopped here. Do you have your Metro card? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2481 I guess this technically is an Underground Railroad tour. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2482 I can never remember which train goes to the Trader Joe's close to my house 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2483 Training exercises are certainly changing. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2484 They're relics now! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2485 Rural expansion is out of control. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2486 Thanks to Rough Guide, we've found Duke Ellington's gravesite. 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2487 Sure they're cute, but we can't take any one of these home. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2488 Awesome theme park! Let's go see the Macy's 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2489 I think we a 2 many shrooms 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2490 In captivity or the wild, they're only ever seen in pairs. 1.2621 0.04130 103 78 25 0
2491 I have a sudden craving for a foot-long turkey and ham on whole-wheat. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2492 How romantic, two runaways alone at last. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2493 Someone better notify Duke Ellington." 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2494 The A train usually camps closer to the lake. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2495 And to think I doubted the rewilding of Manhattan would be a real thing! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2496 Ah...A for adult? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2497 Rumor is, they used to be part of some underground transportation system for the city that was once here. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2498 Finally free to marry the train car they love 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2499 uhh... it's impossible to find empty land to hike 1.2621 0.05155 103 79 19 4
2500 We should’ve trained for this encounter. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2501 Don't get too close. They're not trained. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2502 Don't run. It'll think we're prey. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2503 I don't care where it's going--I have to take the A train. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2504 It's not the Elephant's Grave Yard but we're getting closer. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2505 Ah sh*t, humans. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2506 I can't believe I'm going to make it in an old subway car, in the woods, with Chuck Norris! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2507 2120: Archaeologists stumble on former NYC artifacts. 1.2621 0.04568 103 81 19 3
2508 Keep your distance, the mother is very protective of her trolley. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2509 Hon, it's way too late to take the A train 1.2621 0.04967 103 81 18 4
2510 This one is tough! Last week’s was low hanging fruit... 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2511 Oh, no, social distancing has even reached the woods! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2512 We've found it! The final resting grounds of Duke Ellington! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2513 No..w’re still trapped here. They’re both Express... 1.2621 0.04967 103 78 21 3
2514 Isn't it beautiful? Now that everyone is quarantined, the subway trains are returning to their natural habitat." "We are the virus. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2515 Let's ticket them and release them back into the wild. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2516 These were put out to pasture because they weren't social distancing. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2517 I suppose they're sheltering. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2518 No, I said let's take "a train" to Harlem. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2519 The A was always better." 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2520 So which one goes to Forest Hills? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2521 Two tracks diverged in a yellow wood ... 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2522 According to legend, they were held in the station by train dispatch. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2523 Dang,we missed the express. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2524 There might be some delays getting home today. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2525 I believe we've stumbled upon the long lost MTA graveyard 1.2621 0.04967 103 81 18 4
2526 Not the quickest way to Harlem, maybe, but the social distancing is terrific. 1.2621 0.05337 103 80 17 5
2527 Jungle in the City: the lockdown allowed Mother Nature to take back her land. 1.2621 0.04772 103 80 20 3
2528 LaGuardia really is a hike. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2529 These are on time, so we must be out of the city by now. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2530 Never thought that we'd find the fabled cars that ran away with each other! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2531 In the wild they mate for life. 1.2621 0.05155 103 82 16 4
2532 Ayn Rand said this would happen 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2533 Wow, this must be Sugar Hill 'cause that's where the A train goes - I once heard the legendary Ella Fitzgerald sing of it 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2534 I set my lucid dreaming intention to "banal." 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2535 When you said you saw a caboose, I thought you were talking about something else ... 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2536 Your train or mine. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2537 Don’t worry, the natives haven’t required Metro Cards in decades. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2538 The MTA said it was improving convenience. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2539 Well, it's lost, but I wouldn't call it civilization. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2540 Doctor Livingstone's terminus I presume. 1.2621 0.04967 103 77 21 3
2541 These relics have been here since the virus. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2542 What a discovery! The first number and letter trains mating outside of captivity. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2543 Tourists. Am I right? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2544 Trump 2020 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
2545 Well it looks like New Yorkers have been here ahead of us. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2546 Don't worry. I've trained for this 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2547 We’ve reached the end of the tracks. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2548 This used to be a vibrant city. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2549 I knew these trains connected but I didn't realize we'd have to walk this far. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2550 I took the one less traveled and that made all the..." Forget it, neither car is on a track, so what's the difference? 1.2621 0.04967 103 84 11 6
2551 (“This is just fine, without a caption!”) 1.2621 0.04967 103 82 15 5
2552 This is such a New-York-centric concept that I am not even going to bother. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2553 It appears we’ve stumbled across the remains of an earlier civilization. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2554 Figures. Just when that thermos of coffee kicks in-no useable bathrooms! 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2555 They get re-routed night-time on weekends. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2556 With the schools closed these school buses have been repurposed to serve as our coed dorms. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2557 I thought you said we were trekking in a rain-forest, not in a train-forest. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2558 I have only read about the ancient torture chambers. 1.2621 0.05682 103 82 13 7
2559 Must be a training hike 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2560 This is really weird. A Train is an express line. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2561 Back in the twenty-first century, I believe these were mobile homes built for crowded cities. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2562 I don't think the trains are lost. I think it's just part of bringing the great outdoors to the commuters. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2563 After the 1940s a bunch of people forgot to take the train on the right. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2564 We can follow their tracks right to the Village. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2565 Take the A Train. It's cool man. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2566 Can you believe they used to ride in those back in the day? 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
2567 Just as I expected. Our research has shown that they tend to travel in packs. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2568 I was hoping for the Long Island Express. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2569 Finally, we can depend on their schedule. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2570 They should be two meters apart. 1.2621 0.04772 103 82 17 4
2571 Oh those....way back in 2020 they used to crowd into them...think it was called mass transportation....evolution has come a long way” 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2572 According to our guidebook, this tribe’s refusal to accept the ‘rail’ concept “doomed their earliest attempts.” 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2573 let's take the A train, then we're sure to get to Harlem. 1.2621 0.05247 103 82 13 5
2574 I guess we aren’t the only ones social distancing. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2575 Quiet, they don’t like to be disturbed by tourists invading their habitat. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2576 At last it’s the Ark 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2577 Darling, this installation explores the contrast of urban physical togetherness and emotional solitude, but on the A train. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2578 Let's practice social distancing. You take one and I'll take the other. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2579 Finally evidence of a truly primitive culture! 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2580 2A, oh not 2B 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2581 Don't touch the third quail. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2582 I think we'll get Uptown faster on foot. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2583 Do you see the same mirage? 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2584 Transferring is critical to their survival. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2585 Interesting, the 2 and the A are on incompatible tracks. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2586 Our luck!? This lot is known for their unreliability! 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2587 They got those from E-bay, two for the price of one. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2588 The listing said the subway was steps away. This was a trek. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2589 Ok, glamping for couples who don't want to sleep together. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2590 At last we've found the subway graveyard. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2591 Oh, we're really lost. I thought transfer would be available to the B, D, F and M. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2592 Before the contagion, they were used to transport more than 100 travelers at a time. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2593 These peculiar creatures must have dug their way out of the subway 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2594 "Stay still...I think we interrupted their mating ritual." 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
2595 We are delayed because of train traffic ahead of us. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2596 The R42 is endangered...you almost never see them in the wild 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2597 At least the old BMT knew where it was going. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2598 East side? No, you want the #6. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2599 I told you we should have called first 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2600 Shhh ! Their vision is based on movement... 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2601 So, when you said we were going tram-ping... 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2602 Shhh... keep still. Despite how they look, these wild boys arn't trained. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2603 And here we have more ruins of the once-great city folk. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2604 Please stand clear of the closing ecosystem. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2605 An here we have a marvelous sight. The A and the 2 both migrating back to Fulton St to mate. The A is local and will have to wait their turn. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2606 Wow! A relic from pre-2020 when New York City used to be considered a "concrete" jungle. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2607 I told you we could isolate in the wild! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2608 Take the A train. I heard that somewhere. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2609 Who can blame them for wanting to retire here after all those years in the urban jungle? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2610 I'll take A. It's smiling at me. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2611 Or we could take the Ferry back... 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2612 This is the real thing. I thought you said we weren’t training any more 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2613 So we finally discover where they took it. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2614 This is the best train graveyard, no bones about it. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2615 Did you say our carriage is at an end? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2616 Two MTA paths diverged in a yellow wood. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2617 The one on the right will take you to the Appalachian Trail. Door 2, it's either the Lady or the Lion. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
2618 Thank goodness the A train is still here. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2619 Wow! It didn't take long for nature to take back the Chambers Street Station. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2620 I told you we were too far to the west! 1.2596 0.04732 104 81 20 3
2621 These are the new labs to study cross-contamination. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2622 I'm guessing they're Running a little late 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2623 Again?! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2624 Seriously, all that walking when there was this here? 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
2625 Run Away Subway Cars, I Presume. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2626 So much for trying 2 B with nature...... 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
2627 Next time let's take the a train. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2628 The mythic L continues to illude our heroes. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2629 Well, they've been flirting with each other on Fulton Street for YEARS. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2630 Is this the end of the line . . . or do we need to transfer? 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
2631 Looks like we lost track of time. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2632 Careful! After decades of abuse, they spook easily! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2633 What is this? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2634 No one warned me I'd have to go to Staten Island to retrieve errant subway cars. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2635 There they are! I can't believe we missed their tracks. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2636 Once there was Desire. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2637 I remember riding this porta-potty to my grandma’s house. Still smells the same. 1.2574 0.05567 101 80 14 5
2638 Those New Yorkers are really pushing it trying to get out of town. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2639 Please prepare for departure in 250 years. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2640 I didn't know the A train came down here. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2641 The chief was saying Rockaway! 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2642 Careful, Helen, the locals can be a bit erratic. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2643 No wonder my transfer wouldn't work ! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2644 At last we’re here! The only place on the entire earth where there is no pandemic protocol! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2645 I knew firing Andy Buford was a big mistake. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2646 Wow A! They did a good job remodelling the out house. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2647 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2648 Subway cars are returning to their natural habitats. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2649 This is the end of the line. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2650 Mouthe agape in stunned silence, Professor Higgenson can only stare at the two magnificent behemoths after actually witnessing the fabled, but never-before-seen inter-line mating ritual. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2651 I knew those tracks looked familiar. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2652 Did you guys meet in New York, too? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2653 Wow, how many times have you seen a train derail? To many, it's hard to keep track. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2654 You blew it up! You maniacs! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2655 The A train again? Just admit it; we're lost in this concrete jungle. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2656 I’ve never seen a coupling of these two lines in captivity. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2657 You blew it up! Ah,damn you! God damn you all to hell! 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2658 As the hikers happen on two trains diverging in a yellow wood, they're paralyzed by deja vu. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2659 I can never remember. Is it the #2 or the A to the Bronx Zoo? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2660 When ridership tanked during COVID19, they got so lonely they migrated out here to die among their own kind." 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2661 This must be the first stop... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2662 I get that trains aren't exempt from social distancing, but this is ridiculous. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2663 I presume Dr. Livingstone takes the A train. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2664 We must be really off track. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2665 A long time ago, this was NYC. You can still sort of smell the urine. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2666 Eureka! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2667 I was wondering why you made me wear this outfit when I asked you to take me on the scenic route on our tour of the urban jungle. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2668 Different fonts, right?” 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2669 There's still not a single seat free. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2670 Well, you gotta admit—this is faster than they usually run, Joe. 1.2551 0.05858 98 74 11 7
2671 Just be still. They can't see you if you don't move. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2672 It seems we have arrived at the concrete jungle 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2673 So this is Inwood? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2674 I'm glad that Stay At Home order was finally lifted. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2675 See, I told you the ‘A’ Train had gone missing! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2676 The Green New Deal has been a boon for the track maintenance department. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2677 Ahh, at last! The A Train, I presume? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2678 Stay Sharp! There must be a BMT lurking nearby. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2679 I knew the A train wasn't going nowhere, not with a sweet caboose like that. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2680 I don’t know what to tell you, Step-bro! The ad read “Large Couple Looking For Active Couple” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 14 5
2681 Quiet, they're easily startled. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2682 Ugh, more tiny homes. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2683 2 busses A! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2684 It's an underground training area. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2685 Gender neutral? 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2686 OK. This is what you've been training for. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2687 This is a metaphor for capitalism. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2688 Well, Dr Livingstone, this must be the end of the line.......... 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2689 They got fed up with the timetables, the rush-hour madness, never enough time together, so they eloped and got off the grid. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2690 Did we reach the 70s? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2691 I thought that was just an old song: 'You must take the A Train....' 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2692 Nice place for a train car diner. It has a lot of character. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2693 Sic transit gloria subways... 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2694 Ella said "We must take the "A" train to go to Sugar Hill way up in Harlem". 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2695 God-damn you all to hell!!! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2696 So the A train chose this secluded place as its final destination? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2697 Take my picture...I’ll hang it next to the one of me and the dinosaur in the Natural History Museum. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2698 You take the ‘A’ train soon you will be on Sugar Hill in Harlem 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2699 This is from a time when our ancestors had e-l-e-c-t'-r-i-c-i-t-y. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2700 Jim, do you have that spray can and do you remember my grafitti tag?" 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2701 We’re in the wild now. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2702 I thought we were going to hike up Sugar Hill, not take the A train. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2703 We've finally found it, Charles! The ancient MTA graveyard! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2704 It's so humid in this station. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2705 Look, Ron. That couple is practicing social distancing too. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2706 This isn't the Green New Deal I had imagined. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2707 Man - Just add some hobos and a McDonalds and it’s basically NYC. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2708