Contest #705


Cartoon

705

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Decaf. They can’t be far away.”
  2. “Americanos.”
  3. “Grounds still warm . . .”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-04-13T03:18:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-04-27T03:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-04-21T03:18:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 27, 2020
Number of captions 5396
Number of responses 1246918
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Tall salted caramel macchiato with low-fat organic almond milk, no sugar… It’s him alright. 2.1973 0.00533 19229 3767 7931 7531
1 Smells like decaf. They can’t have gone far. 2.1478 0.00574 16740 3594 7102 6044
2 I knew I heard espresso shots. 2.1259 0.00599 16481 3992 6438 6051
3 Americanos. 2.1036 0.00971 6574 1732 2429 2413
4 Unfiltered water and styrofoam cups. These are some bad hombres. 2.0251 0.00599 16183 4587 6643 4953
5 Well, that explains the avocado toast we found a mile back. 2.0248 0.00609 15844 4489 6491 4864
6 We're here Zeke. We finally made it to California. 2.0193 0.00665 14256 4381 5233 4642
7 Make that armed and pretentious. 2.0177 0.00662 14489 4489 5261 4739
8 They took the travel mugs. They could be anywhere by now. 2.0116 0.00670 13001 3722 5411 3868
9 I'll yell "EX-presso!" You shoot them when they pop out to correct me. 2.0044 0.00753 11090 3486 4085 3519
10 Grounds still warm... 1.9999 0.00718 11583 3469 4653 3461
11 The milk was steamed. We're dealing with professionals. 1.9860 0.00658 13116 3831 5644 3641
12 Something tells me we won't catch these fellers sleeping. 1.9837 0.00697 11122 3112 5089 2921
13 It’s the Barista gang, alright. 1.9779 0.00736 11260 3571 4376 3313
14 Two things are for sure - they know we’re coming and they’re jittery. 1.9492 0.00660 12880 3967 5605 3308
15 Looks like trouble brewing. 1.9437 0.00731 11325 3770 4431 3124
16 Remember when roughin’ it meant a French press? 1.9231 0.00695 11910 3942 4956 3012
17 Well, now we know why they took the cow. 1.9213 0.00755 10559 3631 4134 2794
18 We must be in an Italian Western. 1.8615 0.00743 11182 4344 4051 2787
19 Looks like they got him right after he spilled the beans. 1.8273 0.00827 8651 3441 3269 1941
20 Yup, this is where the shots came from. 1.8214 0.00746 10109 3935 4059 2115
21 I don't know what it is either, but I have a sudden urge to sit here for several hours and pretend I'm working on a novel. 1.8162 0.00826 8828 3626 3204 1998
22 City slickers! Pressure settings are all wrong for this altitude. 1.8161 0.00794 9006 3552 3568 1886
23 See that? I reckon we’ll be in Seattle by nightfall. 1.8116 0.00788 8934 3483 3655 1796
24 I told you I heard espresso shots. 1.8097 0.01233 3715 1470 1482 763
25 This is the mark of El Cappucino 1.8014 0.00894 7529 3173 2686 1670
26 When you said they were headed for the Grande, I assumed meant meant Rio. 1.7885 0.00884 7367 3085 2766 1516
27 Sorry I dragged you all the way out here. It got 5 stars on Yelp... 1.7864 0.00866 7962 3412 2840 1710
28 Must have been some kind of a brewhaha. 1.7667 0.00906 7051 3083 2549 1419
29 Non-organic, non fair trade: I don’t like the looks of this 1.7581 0.00999 5572 2404 2126 1042
30 We’ll head ‘em off at the yoga studio. 1.7518 0.00967 6354 2876 2182 1296
31 Crazy how there's one of these every few miles. 1.7507 0.00883 7272 3209 2676 1387
32 Just what I figured—Americanos. And they can’t be far. 1.7353 0.00829 7712 3345 3069 1298
33 What they'll gain in stamina, they'll lose on bathroom breaks. 1.7268 0.01097 4458 1984 1719 755
34 We'll catch 'em. They'll be tired and cranky by noon. 1.7251 0.01117 4053 1752 1676 625
35 Now we know why them Pony Espresso boys never sleep. 1.7224 0.01181 3818 1710 1469 639
36 They couldn’t have gotten far. Search the grounds. 1.7130 0.01735 1840 849 670 321
37 I told you ordering on the app would tip 'em off. 1.7025 0.01037 5186 2456 1822 908
38 Is that a fucking espresso machine? Christ, I'll bet whoever camped here reads the New Yorker too 1.7022 0.01448 2962 1492 860 610
39 They'll be holing up for brunch soon. 1.7019 0.01051 4898 2276 1807 815
40 That’s the last of the Pony Espresso. 1.6986 0.00880 7355 3556 2474 1325
41 I know, Jeb: the campfire don't make no sense to me, neither. 1.6932 0.01145 4214 2010 1488 716
42 If the horses drank it we'll never catch them. 1.6831 0.01107 4522 2199 1558 765
43 Dang-it, they're gone. Wait...there's a name on that cup. 1.6825 0.01821 1685 823 574 288
44 They left in a hurry — the grounds are still warm. 1.6772 0.01090 4145 1909 1667 569
45 They couldn't have gotten too far. That's decaf. 1.6726 0.01956 1298 604 515 179
46 It just feels like the West is becoming less and less wild. 1.6590 0.01382 2666 1288 999 379
47 It looks like we're too latte. 1.6504 0.01900 1559 806 492 261
48 Just as I suspected: Americanos. 1.6422 0.01068 4483 2238 1613 632
49 I heard shots. Double shots. 1.6375 0.01274 3186 1615 1113 458
50 It's the Barista Gang, and they're close by. 1.6359 0.02532 824 422 280 122
51 Frother's still drippin'...they're close. 1.6346 0.01145 3593 1759 1400 434
52 This has all the signs of another Trump business failure. 1.6314 0.01595 2404 1349 595 460
53 We'll catch up to them soon; this is where they ran out of steam. 1.6241 0.01542 2160 1121 736 303
54 Yeah, it was the Barista Gang all right." 1.6179 0.01283 3101 1615 1059 427
55 Foam On The Range they call it. 1.6166 0.01334 2979 1581 960 438
56 They won't get far. All they had was decaf. 1.6078 0.01179 3491 1812 1244 435
57 Google maps said it was open. 1.6052 0.01383 2710 1450 881 379
58 Keep your bandana up and remember this is takeout only. 1.6002 0.01557 2091 1115 697 279
59 Follow the Prius tracks. 1.5956 0.02359 994 557 282 155
60 Yep, it's the Barista Brothers, all right. They won't get far on a solo shot. 1.5947 0.01350 2768 1486 918 364
61 Where in the dang hell did they get the wood from? 1.5921 0.01474 2520 1416 719 385
62 Judging by the froth on that milk they can't have more than a five minute head start on us. 1.5918 0.01383 2543 1351 880 312
63 Looks like hasta la vista barista. 1.5857 0.01532 2235 1249 670 316
64 The Seattle Boys. Brewing up trouble again. 1.5827 0.01526 2121 1158 693 270
65 You were right, Lyle. It's the Barista Gang. And they couldn'ta got far. 1.5816 0.01499 2168 1171 733 264
66 Well, Buck, I guess it's hasta la vista barista. 1.5812 0.01942 1342 738 428 176
67 They ain’t got far, it was decaf. 1.5807 0.01464 2120 1114 782 224
68 Looks like The Barista Brothers pulled their last shot. 1.5800 0.02709 681 373 221 87
69 That’s the Delonghi 3300. These guys aren’t fooling around. 1.5789 0.01621 1869 1020 617 232
70 They left the decaf. Sons of guns are mocking us. 1.5786 0.01590 1972 1085 635 252
71 He was here alright. His name’s on that there to-go cup. 1.5777 0.01571 1963 1065 662 236
72 Careful, we’re entering sacred brewing grounds. 1.5758 0.01666 1879 1059 559 261
73 They won't get far, they were brewing decaf. 1.5710 0.01620 1818 1006 592 220
74 These aren't your average bandits Karl; that's a pumpkin spice latte. 1.5694 0.01639 1793 984 597 212
75 This is where the shots came from, I reckon. 1.5683 0.01678 1668 909 571 188
76 "Baristas? We don't need no stinking baristas!" 1.5672 0.01770 1673 959 480 234
77 Damn. They took the scones with them. 1.5662 0.01739 1602 886 525 191
78 Well, that's the last of the mochaccinos. 1.5596 0.01843 1460 825 453 182
79 Veni, vidi, venti. 1.5596 0.02106 1192 693 331 168
80 I think we're hot on the trail of Butch Cassidy and the Starbucks Kid. 1.5592 0.01801 1536 870 473 193
81 Ya know, Bill, sometimes I feel at home on the range, and sometimes I don’t know what in the hell I'm lookin’ at. 1.5581 0.01911 1412 816 405 191
82 No mistaken’...it’s the Pony Espresso.... 1.5563 0.01713 1465 854 435 176
83 I reckon they just got word the general store back in town now has toilet paper. 1.5562 0.02065 1246 730 339 177
84 Americanos , by the looks of it. 1.5541 0.01895 1330 746 431 153
85 They used to run off screaming when I wore a mask. Now they run off when I don't wear one. 1.5541 0.01983 1332 778 370 184
86 Urban Cowboys 1.5523 0.02470 860 504 237 119
87 We’ll never catch them now, Sheriff, they’re at least 100 years ahead of us. 1.5523 0.01991 1300 756 370 174
88 I reckon they high-tailed it out'a here once the WiFi went down 1.5502 0.01938 1274 725 399 150
89 I couldn't get mine to work either. 1.5498 0.01961 1286 740 386 160
90 I've a hunch this is where the two shots came from. 1.5463 0.01956 1188 664 400 124
91 This isn’t what it looked like on Airbnb 1.5432 0.02115 1145 674 320 151
92 Well shoot...now how am I supposed to eat my scone? 1.5419 0.02001 1216 710 359 147
93 The milk is still frothy - they couldn’t have gotten far. 1.5416 0.01911 1215 698 385 132
94 Don’t worry, there’s another one on the next block. 1.5406 0.02539 764 444 227 93
95 Sure looks like the Macchiato Kid alright. 1.5398 0.01990 1180 672 379 129
96 I gather they took it to go. 1.5396 0.02910 593 348 170 75
97 Looks like the corporate retreat didn't go so well. 1.5362 0.02176 1022 594 308 120
98 That's espresso... They could be anywhere by now. 1.5348 0.02989 546 319 162 65
99 I told you that 3-mile long extension cord was suspicious !!! 1.5294 0.02158 1020 595 310 115
100 I tried to tell them, the three keys to success are, location, location, location. 1.5279 0.02311 949 570 257 122
101 looks like the Barista gang was here 1.5267 0.02223 991 588 284 119
102 By the look of it, our man is either tall or grande. 1.5267 0.02307 919 545 264 110
103 Must have heard a discouraging word. 1.5245 0.02307 919 547 262 110
104 Oh crap, they're New Yorkers. 1.5244 0.02287 944 564 265 115
105 Who closed last night? 1.5229 0.02374 874 523 245 106
106 Damn. They'll be moving a lot faster without that espresso machine. 1.5217 0.02085 922 548 282 92
107 They couldn't have gone too far, the milk is still frothy. 1.5208 0.02237 912 531 287 94
108 The Good, the Bad, and the Venti 1.5208 0.04379 265 161 70 34
109 We'll, he can't get far on decaf. 1.5198 0.02246 910 532 283 95
110 "They can't be far now. We can head em off at the next Whole Foods. 1.5183 0.02358 874 524 247 103
111 I'm glad John Wayne didn't live to see this! 1.5183 0.02454 847 518 219 110
112 No, they're not Comanche. They're Italian. 1.5179 0.03211 502 309 126 67
113 It’s a damn shame, but I tried to tell em. Not enough foot traffic. 1.5177 0.02353 848 507 245 96
114 Someone must have spilled the beans. 1.5176 0.02382 854 512 242 100
115 Ah, the telltale sign of the Barista Boys. 1.5154 0.02256 842 483 284 75
116 Don't worry, there's another one right across the ravine. 1.5150 0.02308 831 483 268 80
117 Let's see, we have two cacti, a campfire and a latte machine. Which of these things is not like the others? 1.5119 0.02504 799 490 209 100
118 Looks like we got here too latte. 1.5111 0.02397 810 483 240 87
119 Looks like a Pony Espresso stop 1.5098 0.02375 769 465 223 81
120 Looks like we're mighty close to catchin' the Cappuccino Kid. 1.5094 0.02395 799 475 241 83
121 Cappuccino's still warm, they can't be far 1.5084 0.02007 775 470 242 63
122 Wild Baristas. Something spooked em pretty bad by the look of things. 1.5078 0.02451 768 459 228 81
123 We’re a little too latte. 1.5074 0.02136 741 475 187 79
124 Somethin' tells me these was city folk. 1.5065 0.02419 770 457 236 77
125 We're looking for a silver Mercedes Camper van with California plates . 1.5060 0.02542 745 454 205 86
126 This'll be easy, Rusty! They'll have to stop to pee every 10 minutes! 1.5055 0.02542 722 435 209 78
127 Yep, Juan Valdez. And looks like we just missed him. 1.5048 0.02497 725 444 203 78
128 I knew it. There's trouble brewing. 1.5042 0.02560 718 435 204 79
129 Well, that explains the faster horses. 1.5029 0.02575 698 424 199 75
130 Decaf. They can’t be far away. 1.5021 0.02507 727 437 215 75
131 Now all we gotta do is follow the biscotti crumbs. 1.5021 0.02492 727 435 219 73
132 Dang, looks like they're closed. 1.5011 0.03211 473 292 125 56
133 From the looks of it, I’d say it’s that gang from Seattle. 1.5000 0.02516 686 406 217 63
134 Reckon there's trouble brewing! 1.4993 0.02463 707 417 227 63
135 How about that,there's a range on our home. 1.4993 0.02635 699 432 185 82
136 Must have been the Pony Espresso. 1.4993 0.02577 697 423 200 74
137 Looks like we got here just a little too latte. 1.4993 0.02642 691 426 185 80
138 My guess is they done crossed the Rio Grande and are headed for the Rio Venti. 1.4978 0.02700 671 417 174 80
139 Cowboy coffee ain't what it used to be. 1.4971 0.02587 686 419 194 73
140 Leave it. Let it be a warning to others. 1.4971 0.02583 680 411 200 69
141 They're close. We'll catch 'em when they crash around 3. 1.4971 0.02540 680 406 210 64
142 Dang, they're closed too. 1.4970 0.02661 676 417 182 77
143 Looks like we're getting closer to Seattle 1.4970 0.02645 670 410 187 73
144 I knew I smelled trouble brewin' 1.4970 0.02619 664 410 184 70
145 Looks like they pressed on. 1.4969 0.02639 648 391 192 65
146 Darn. Looks like this one's closed, too. 1.4962 0.02686 659 406 179 74
147 Wonder where he got the wood for the fire? 1.4955 0.02707 674 422 170 82
148 Too latte! 1.4954 0.02639 654 397 190 67
149 Sheriff said the gang only rustled organic grass fed beef, so I reckon this is their camp. 1.4954 0.02534 646 379 214 53
150 At least they left the wifi password. 1.4946 0.02608 643 385 198 60
151 We're gonna catch up soon-- they had decaf 1.4939 0.02600 652 392 198 62
152 Well, Sheriff, I’d say this here situation’s been percolatin’ for awhile. 1.4937 0.02631 632 379 194 59
153 Just how old was that Yelp review? 1.4930 0.02684 645 396 180 69
154 I knew it... Native Americanos 1.4927 0.02954 550 342 145 63
155 Let's head 'em off at the gelato place 1.4923 0.03171 455 278 130 47
156 It's the Baristas alright. They don't take kindly to anyone else using their sacred grounds. 1.4922 0.02632 638 405 160 73
157 That explains the mug shot on the Wanted Poster 1.4910 0.02796 613 382 161 70
158 I’m getting a whiff of disdain, smugness, and superiority. The baristas were here alright. 1.4906 0.02669 638 390 183 65
159 This is getting ridiculous. It's like there's one at every cactus. 1.4900 0.02744 602 368 173 61
160 If that was a double cappuccino, we'll never catch'im. 1.4897 0.02501 633 369 218 46
161 What part of "leave only footprints, take only memories" do they not understand? 1.4889 0.02674 630 390 174 66
162 Pardner, here’s the Wi-Fi Hot Spot I was tellin’ you about 1.4857 0.02669 593 356 186 51
163 Says right on it , "Not for range-top use." 1.4854 0.02816 581 360 160 61
164 Them's sacred grounds. 1.4838 0.02861 525 318 160 47
165 They can't be far. Follow the biscotti crumbs. 1.4838 0.02780 585 361 165 59
166 Looks like they had to break glamp in a hurry. 1.4836 0.02836 581 363 155 63
167 I'm afraid you're about to hear a discouragin' word" 1.4829 0.02915 557 350 145 62
168 Damn urban cowboys. 1.4827 0.02815 578 359 159 60
169 Well now we know why the cows have been so jumpy. 1.4817 0.02858 575 361 151 63
170 They left without a shot. 1.4816 0.02813 544 331 164 49
171 espressarados 1.4808 0.02890 572 362 145 65
172 I don't know what's dumber, lugging a cappuccino machine out here or forgetting there's no such thing as electricity. 1.4796 0.02895 565 357 145 63
173 Looks like we've finally caught up with the Barista Brothers 1.4794 0.02724 559 337 176 46
174 I know I heard 2 shots. 1.4789 0.02797 545 340 154 51
175 Looks like we're a little latte. 1.4785 0.02910 558 353 143 62
176 Let's go, this place gives me the jitters. 1.4777 0.02786 538 326 167 45
177 Millennials!!! They expect someone else to put out their fires!!! 1.4771 0.02826 547 337 159 51
178 Well, it looks like we'll be chasing them all night... 1.4771 0.02736 545 328 174 43
179 Someone musta coughed in the line. 1.4768 0.03065 539 351 119 69
180 Baristas! We can't be that far from Portland. 1.4767 0.02827 537 329 160 48
181 Making cowboy coffee is a dying art. 1.4762 0.02793 546 334 164 48
182 Mark my words,we'll catch up to em in the next cow town trying to buy almond milk. 1.4754 0.02899 549 346 145 58
183 Must have been espresso shots I heard. 1.4751 0.03021 522 333 130 59
184 I guess all it took was one shot. 1.4749 0.02832 537 343 138 56
185 I've got a bad feeling. A Coen brothers movie started like this. 1.4740 0.03086 481 303 128 50
186 Giddyuppies. 1.4739 0.02915 536 337 144 55
187 Well, Slim, looks like we’re after city folk. 1.4734 0.02991 488 305 136 47
188 Dark roast, half-caf, soy with extra foam -- it's Bart alright. 1.4727 0.03022 495 311 134 50
189 Looks like some shots were exchanged.... 1.4727 0.02884 512 315 152 45
190 You can lead a horse to a triple, venti, soy, no foam latte, but you can’t make him drink. 1.4727 0.02871 512 314 154 44
191 It's baristas, all right. See the little flower they drew on the top of the sand? 1.4726 0.02881 529 329 150 50
192 Yep, the Cappuccino Kid’s trail ain’t hard to follow. 1.4721 0.02921 519 324 145 50
193 This is a job for the Scone Ranger. 1.4719 0.03022 498 314 133 51
194 I reckon they ran out of oat milk. 1.4708 0.02517 514 339 127 48
195 . . . Must be from one of those Italian westerns. 1.4707 0.02897 512 320 145 47
196 Did the Sheriff say we were tracking banditos or baristas? 1.4701 0.02983 485 301 140 44
197 The coffee is great, but there’s no internet. 1.4698 0.02846 513 327 136 50
198 Forget the fire. I wanna see the extension cord. 1.4694 0.02836 507 324 134 49
199 Sheriff, add littering to the murder charge. 1.4684 0.02942 491 304 144 43
200 I told you: Just because it was a wedding gift doesn't mean we have to use it. 1.4680 0.03079 500 322 122 56
201 Looks like Amazon delivered our espresso machine while we were out. 1.4678 0.03141 481 310 117 54
202 Looks like they fled these grounds. 1.4669 0.02977 499 314 137 48
203 Well well well, we was looking for a desperado and found ourselves a macchiato. 1.4668 0.02999 497 314 134 49
204 They can't be far, this milk is still frothed. 1.4664 0.02928 491 304 145 42
205 I knew something bad was brewing 1.4661 0.03040 472 296 132 44
206 He’s only five minutes ahead of us, but wait—that’s a double espresso! 1.4660 0.02909 485 298 148 39
207 Looks like they were making a decaf. I doubt they've gotten very far." 1.4658 0.02813 483 290 161 32
208 I guess we’ll have to drink whiskey. 1.4656 0.02929 494 307 144 43
209 They won't get far before they have to stop and pee. 1.4649 0.02971 484 302 139 43
210 What do I always tell you, pardner. "Location, location, location. 1.4649 0.03000 484 304 135 45
211 Remember when it came from an old pot, and it tasted like mud? 1.4644 0.03012 478 300 134 44
212 Damn New Yorkers 1.4641 0.03001 487 307 134 46
213 Starbucks is killing all these independent coffee places 1.4638 0.03123 483 315 113 55
214 Wonder what the wifi password is. 1.4620 0.03103 474 304 121 49
215 Looks like there was a lot of trouble brewing 1.4619 0.03085 459 290 126 43
216 Looks like the trouble started with coffee and just boiled over. 1.4617 0.03063 470 298 127 45
217 Look like hasta barista, partner. 1.4615 0.02997 468 292 136 40
218 Try the Pony Espresso. 1.4615 0.03117 468 300 120 48
219 You know the one. She had the tattoos and the piercings and the cool haircut. She always drew a heart on my cup. 1.4614 0.03145 453 289 119 45
220 Hey y'all. Come back! The bandanas were for the virus. 1.4611 0.03154 475 309 113 53
221 Soy Americano 1.4597 0.03130 459 294 119 46
222 They left everything but the tip jar. 1.4595 0.03094 444 279 126 39
223 I told you there was trouble brewing. 1.4585 0.02995 458 285 136 37
224 It’s been a long ride, partner, but I reckon Burning Man’s just over yonder. 1.4582 0.03131 443 281 121 41
225 Looks like the are 3 macchiatos ahead of us. 1.4582 0.03082 443 278 127 38
226 ...Well I said I heard shots didn’t I? 1.4580 0.03125 441 279 122 40
227 I’ll water the horses while you fix us a venti non-fat triple shot no foam latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon. 1.4580 0.03038 452 283 131 38
228 I think we got here a little bit latte. 1.4574 0.03100 446 282 124 40
229 Sure explains that eerie chorus of “Foam, foam on the range...” echoing down the canyon last night. 1.4568 0.03201 451 293 110 48
230 ''Darn it, the Pony Espresso's been robbed again.'' 1.4562 0.03210 434 279 112 43
231 I reckon the millennial gang is lookin' for trouble and some freshly baked scones. 1.4560 0.02546 443 292 117 34
232 How many times do we have to tell this people that if you bring it in, you pack it out? 1.4558 0.03198 430 275 114 41
233 And... Here we are! Welcome to the Wired Wired West. 1.4558 0.03164 430 273 118 39
234 It's just a mirage, Bill. 1.4552 0.03171 435 278 116 41
235 Oh god, weekenders. 1.4548 0.03243 431 279 108 44
236 It's him, alright. The Biscotti Kid. 1.4545 0.03162 440 282 116 42
237 We’ll catch ‘em by sundown now that they’ve run out of steam. 1.4543 0.03116 449 289 117 43
238 He can't be far off; there's still foam in that there macchiato. 1.4539 0.03004 434 271 131 32
239 Something sure gave them the jitters. 1.4539 0.03176 434 278 115 41
240 No discouraging words, ok? 1.4537 0.03187 432 277 114 41
241 Don’t you just hate these millennial cowboys. 1.4526 0.03240 422 272 109 41
242 The Segway tracks are still fresh. We'll find them by the first avocado tree. 1.4524 0.03234 420 270 110 40
243 It’s hard sneaking up on a man that don’t never sleep. 1.4524 0.03286 420 273 104 43
244 These Pony Espresso stops are always such a damn mess. 1.4508 0.03160 417 264 118 35
245 You fool, this is the Rio Venti...not the Rio Grande! 1.4508 0.03142 417 263 120 34
246 Baristas roam freely on these plains 1.4506 0.03134 415 261 121 33
247 The Cappuccino Kid is on the run again. 1.4505 0.03280 424 277 103 44
248 I reckon this explains how they keep robbing those trains on foot. 1.4498 0.03279 418 272 104 42
249 Forget about their trail, it’s clear they’re headed to Seattle. 1.4498 0.02908 418 262 128 28
250 Shoot. Forgot my punch card. 1.4496 0.03307 407 264 103 40
251 Oh Great! Now what are we going to do for brunch? 1.4477 0.02980 411 256 129 26
252 I definitely heard espresso shots! 1.4474 0.03088 409 255 125 29
253 We were just going to tell them they were an essential business. 1.4474 0.03295 409 266 103 40
254 Without his coffee he's as good as dead anyway. 1.4474 0.03146 409 258 119 32
255 We're too latte. The Cappuccino Kid must've caught the espresso train outta town. So I guess it's back to the grind for us. 1.4472 0.03507 360 234 91 35
256 My gut tells me they're headed for Seattle. 1.4472 0.03194 407 259 114 34
257 Looks like shots were fired.. 1.4472 0.03361 407 268 96 43
258 That's weird...someone left a fire burning... 1.4464 0.03339 392 254 101 37
259 Listen for shots in the distance. 1.4464 0.02854 392 271 83 38
260 Well, now we know they have nose rings and visible tattoos 1.4464 0.03415 401 266 91 44
261 They'll be back once they realize they forgot their avocado toast. 1.4450 0.03479 391 261 86 44
262 He won’t get far toting a generator 1.4450 0.03403 391 257 94 40
263 I hear a lot of Californians are migrating to Texas. 1.4450 0.03265 391 250 108 33
264 Well, this explains his itchy trigger finger... 1.4450 0.03252 400 257 108 35
265 See, I told you Frank. They weren’t smoke signals, just latte steam. 1.4447 0.03396 389 255 95 39
266 Ya think Mel Brooks had something to do with this? 1.4447 0.03257 389 248 109 32
267 I think we went too far west 1.4439 0.03394 383 250 96 37
268 That’s got to be one hell of an extension cord. 1.4436 0.03334 399 261 99 39
269 Them Barrista Brothers can't be far. 1.4436 0.03199 399 254 113 32
270 When they said he'd gone to meet his maker, I assumed it wasn't a coffee one. 1.4433 0.03307 397 258 102 37
271 They can’t be far, maybe 2 or 3 lattes ahead of us. 1.4433 0.03158 388 243 118 27
272 Dang drive-through's closed. 1.4433 0.03302 388 250 104 34
273 I kept telling Cookie, NO ONE wants a latte if you're gonna serve it with beans and franks. 1.4421 0.03224 380 240 112 28
274 I thought you said 2020 wasn't going to get any weirder. 1.4419 0.03368 387 253 97 37
275 No almond milk? Savages. 1.4409 0.03344 381 247 100 34
276 There's trouble brewing. 1.4409 0.03239 381 242 110 29
277 Well, the tracks don’t look fresh, but the scones sure do. 1.4404 0.03354 386 252 98 36
278 Let's just call it a day, that machine is worth more than the bounty. 1.4404 0.03231 386 246 110 30
279 This scene may warrant a discouraging word. 1.4394 0.03492 371 246 87 38
280 Joe? 1.4390 0.03463 369 243 90 36
281 You idiot! I said to ambush the Pony EXPRESS camp. 1.4390 0.03311 369 236 104 29
282 Let's head 'em off at The Gap. 1.4388 0.03375 376 245 97 34
283 You'll find that dude ranch work is a lot different from regular cowboyin' 1.4385 0.03323 374 246 94 34
284 They're gonna need a longer extension cord 1.4384 0.03490 365 241 88 36
285 Foam, foam on the range... 1.4378 0.03392 370 241 96 33
286 Those WERE shots I heard! 1.4378 0.03392 370 241 96 33
287 See that a lot when the wagon trains cross into Utah. 1.4378 0.03601 370 251 76 43
288 and I bet the Wi-Fi is out too 1.4378 0.03413 370 242 94 34
289 Maybe we’re too far West. 1.4377 0.03451 377 250 89 38
290 See? I told you I heard shots! 1.4375 0.03361 368 238 99 31
291 Looks the Baristas are on the move. 1.4375 0.03238 368 235 106 27
292 Oh, looks like trouble is brewing. 1.4375 0.03226 368 232 111 25
293 It’s our competition, the Pony Espresso. 1.4375 0.03512 368 245 85 38
294 I guess the rumors of baristas in these parts were true. 1.4373 0.03317 375 242 102 31
295 It ain't Indians we're chasin' after all. It's Italians. 1.4368 0.03603 364 248 74 42
296 Most likely the Barista tribe, I reckon. 1.4367 0.02689 371 253 90 28
297 They knew we were coming--someone spilled the beans. 1.4367 0.03231 371 235 110 26
298 We are getting close, they are desperately shedding essentials. 1.4365 0.03285 362 230 106 26
299 I git the latte, but them stools look a might prickly. 1.4363 0.03354 369 239 99 31
300 Location,Location,Location 1.4363 0.03483 369 245 87 37
301 Freshly Ground, they can't be far. 1.4360 0.03518 367 245 84 38
302 Looks like we missed the Pony Espresso. 1.4358 0.03310 358 228 104 26
303 They must have left in a hurry, they used pre-ground. 1.4351 0.03455 370 245 89 36
304 It smells like somethin's a-brewin'. 1.4345 0.02955 359 235 100 24
305 I hate installation art. 1.4345 0.03453 359 238 87 34
306 Looks like The Barista Boys left in a hurry. The foam is still fresh. 1.4345 0.03373 359 232 98 29
307 Apparently Chuck went off the wagon. 1.4341 0.03374 364 241 90 33
308 Wouldn't you know; my gift card expires tomorrow 1.4334 0.03459 353 231 91 31
309 It's them Macchiato boys. 1.4330 0.03402 351 227 96 28
310 Only a city slicker would build a fire that way. 1.4318 0.03442 352 230 92 30
311 Yep, it's the Barista Bandits, for sure. 1.4314 0.03432 350 228 93 29
312 From the look of it, I’d say Pony Espresso. 1.4314 0.03587 357 241 78 38
313 Yep, and over there you see the sandal tracks. 1.4314 0.03453 357 235 90 32
314 Well there goes our free Wifi. 1.4314 0.03476 357 236 88 33
315 Just when we thought they were runnin' on Dunkin 1.4310 0.03397 348 228 92 28
316 No wonder they're so restless. 1.4309 0.03282 362 232 104 26
317 If they forgot to bring cardboard sleeves, their gun hands are toast. We've got this. 1.4306 0.03504 353 234 86 33
318 Milk's still frothy, they can't be far ahead of us. 1.4306 0.03291 353 225 104 24
319 They can’t be far. I’m getting a whiff of pumpkin spice latte. 1.4302 0.03399 344 222 96 26
320 Starbuckaroos 1.4302 0.03522 344 227 86 31
321 Dang it! New Yorkers again! 1.4298 0.03387 342 220 97 25
322 When you said "best goddamn beans in the west", this ain't what I was expectin'. 1.4294 0.03353 347 223 99 25
323 And that's why I always pack a percolator. 1.4294 0.03570 347 232 81 34
324 Dang, no wifi here neither. 1.4290 0.03537 345 229 84 32
325 Whoa Pardner - a latte happened here .... 1.4290 0.03489 345 227 88 30
326 Yep, the Seattle Kid and his gang came through here for sure, Marshal. 1.4290 0.03514 345 228 86 31
327 Well Clint, from the looks of things, I'd say they didn't read the Owner's Manual. 1.4286 0.03576 343 229 81 33
328 There goes the neighbourhood. 1.4278 0.03502 353 235 85 33
329 I warned him not to ride solo into French Press territory. 1.4277 0.03355 339 217 99 23
330 This is the last Wi-Fi for miles. 1.4277 0.03483 339 222 89 28
331 All this time I thought he got the nickname "STARBUCK" because he wears a sheriff's badge and his name is buck!" 1.4273 0.02957 344 244 68 32
332 Decaf. They won't get far. 1.4273 0.03520 344 228 85 31
333 Look, Jed, it's the campsite of the lone barista. I knew it was more than a legend. 1.4273 0.03496 344 227 87 30
334 The key to the bathroom can’t be far. 1.4273 0.03397 344 223 95 26
335 Dang it Festus! It looks like Venti Joe and the Barista Boys have given us the slip again! 1.4273 0.03520 344 228 85 31
336 Hey, that sounds like espresso shots over yonder! 1.4269 0.03461 342 224 90 28
337 Damn. The app said this one was open until 8. 1.4269 0.03434 335 217 93 25
338 In the old days all we needed were marshmallows. 1.4264 0.03602 333 222 80 31
339 Urban cowboys again 1.4264 0.03552 333 220 84 29
340 Dang, they left in a high hurry. The milk's still frothed. 1.4256 0.03528 336 222 85 29
341 When you've been tracking gangs of city-slickers as long as I have, Rusty, you know how to read the signs. 1.4256 0.03503 336 221 87 28
342 If it ain't French Roast, I'm not stopping. 1.4242 0.03388 330 222 80 28
343 We’re gonna catch that son of a barista if it’s the last thing we do. 1.4242 0.03573 330 219 82 29
344 They've re-caffeinated. It's going to be tough to catch them. 1.4242 0.03468 330 215 90 25
345 They could be headed in every direction. 1.4242 0.03521 330 217 86 27
346 Yeah, but it's a dry roast. 1.4239 0.03458 335 219 90 26
347 I reckon it was the Barista Bandits. 1.4239 0.03353 335 215 98 22
348 Next time he’ll let Black Bart use the bathroom without a purchase. 1.4238 0.03716 328 223 71 34
349 It's OK. There's another Starbucks a few hundred yards away. 1.4234 0.03472 333 218 89 26
350 We got 'em trapped. There's no outlet. 1.4233 0.03681 326 220 74 32
351 Those pony espresso riders never clean up after themselves. 1.4230 0.03407 331 214 94 23
352 Fucking millennials. 1.4224 0.03817 322 222 64 36
353 I only said break camp. 1.4224 0.03661 322 216 76 30
354 I'm tellin' ya Ray, it's gotta be urban cowboys. 1.4219 0.03624 320 213 79 28
355 They sure must'a left in a hurry -- that milk ain't even been foamed. 1.4219 0.03486 320 208 89 23
356 We'll head em off at the perrier spring. 1.4219 0.03730 320 217 71 32
357 I reckon he went to get a long-ass extension cord. 1.4219 0.03782 320 219 67 34
358 Look, we just missed the barista gang. There's still some foam in that pot. 1.4217 0.03556 332 221 82 29
359 I just got a hankering for a pistachio muffin. 1.4214 0.03529 318 208 86 24
360 I agree with you Rex. By the looks of things Slim was never really at home on his range. 1.4212 0.03493 330 217 87 26
361 The sheriff ordered six venti desperados to go. So they did. 1.4211 0.03599 323 215 80 28
362 Just as I thought. Yuppies. 1.4211 0.03730 323 220 70 33
363 I told 'em they'd never make it out here without a ride-thru window. 1.4206 0.03505 321 210 87 24
364 So it’s true. Starbucks is coming to the territories. 1.4206 0.03505 321 215 80 26
365 I don’t think it’s a trap, but they were definitely brewing up something. 1.4206 0.03435 321 210 88 23
366 What the Hell is Burning Man? 1.4204 0.03781 314 214 68 32
367 The Italians couldn't have gotten far. 1.4201 0.03711 319 216 72 31
368 Hasta Barista, baby. 1.4201 0.03492 319 208 88 23
369 People don't rough it the way they used to 1.4201 0.03534 319 212 81 26
370 This is a bad sign. The Apaches runnin' with the Baristas. 1.4201 0.03738 319 217 70 32
371 New York City, 2021 1.4201 0.03790 319 219 66 34
372 Apparently no foam on the range.... 1.4201 0.03631 319 213 78 28
373 They musta got word that we weren’t wearing our masks. 1.4201 0.03603 319 212 80 27
374 I guess they haven’t heard about the Leave No Trace movement 1.4201 0.03576 319 211 82 26
375 It’s that Latte gang, Clem. Out o’ milk and desperate. Ain’t a cow that’s safe for a hunnert miles around these parts. 1.4201 0.03631 319 213 78 28
376 Dang it. I told you we should have packed the French press. 1.4196 0.03591 317 210 81 26
377 It’s incredible, I just say “Alexa, turn on the fireplace” and it’s done before we get home. 1.4193 0.03619 322 218 74 30
378 Dammit, Jake, I told ya to let 'em finish; they're gon' be meaner'n all hell now. 1.4193 0.03497 322 216 79 27
379 Yep, the barista gang was here all right. 1.4190 0.03607 315 209 80 26
380 Just as I suspected -- the Pony Espresso! 1.4190 0.03464 315 204 90 21
381 Apparently, they call it "glamping". 1.4187 0.03484 320 209 88 23
382 So that's what's left of Starbucks after 2020? 1.4187 0.03675 320 216 74 30
383 No problem, Wyatt! We’ll follow the extension cord! 1.4185 0.03679 313 210 75 28
384 I'm telling you, something's brewing in these parts..." 1.4185 0.03734 313 212 71 30
385 Looks like the Barista Gang. 1.4182 0.03233 318 214 81 23
386 I told you they closed early on Sundays. 1.4182 0.03470 318 207 89 22
387 City folk. 1.4180 0.03581 311 205 82 24
388 I warned 'em. Location, location, location--and serve iced coffee. 1.4180 0.03667 311 208 76 27
389 They've probably headed for the Grande Canyon! 1.4180 0.03667 311 208 76 27
390 I'd say either Injun attack, or the Starbucks in Laramie just reopened. 1.4180 0.03597 323 216 79 28
391 Thought I heard them shots. 1.4177 0.03708 316 214 72 30
392 If you can get it working, I have some low fat milk in my saddle bag. 1.4177 0.03653 316 212 76 28
393 Their lattes were great,but they couldn't get enough foot traffic. 1.4177 0.03570 316 209 82 25
394 Why do you think the escaped inmates are millenials? 1.4175 0.03768 309 210 69 30
395 No signs of intelligent life here. 1.4175 0.03740 309 209 71 29
396 ”I always get the extended warranty 1.4175 0.03417 309 198 93 18
397 Wait. Were those renegades using two percent? 1.4175 0.03568 309 205 80 24
398 Gotta be Comanches. Apaches never do lattes. 1.4172 0.03573 326 218 80 28
399 Careful, they must be close. There's still foam on that latte. 1.4169 0.03729 307 207 72 28
400 So much for my Netflix idea of Cowboys on Horses Getting Coffee. 1.4169 0.03757 307 208 70 29
401 I told you Arch, “Cowboys and Italians” is all the craze now. 1.4164 0.03152 305 212 69 24
402 I knew those were Birkenstock tracks. I'm afraid that gang of hipsters is back. 1.4161 0.03731 310 210 71 29
403 They can’t be far now... their milk’s still foamy! 1.4161 0.03529 310 203 85 22
404 We’re lucky. They left us with grounds for arrest. 1.4158 0.03734 303 204 72 27
405 They must be close, the milk is still foamy. 1.4156 0.03633 308 205 78 25
406 Ok, so we know the horse wrangler was from New York. 1.4156 0.03662 308 206 76 26
407 It’s the Baristas gang. I’d know that skinny macchiato anywhere. 1.4156 0.03691 308 207 74 27
408 Must have had a hell of an extension cord ! 1.4153 0.03620 313 209 78 26
409 No one ever cleans up the break area. 1.4148 0.03550 311 207 80 24
410 Didn’t we just pass one of these? 1.4148 0.03693 311 210 73 28
411 I hate coming home to a messy kitchen. 1.4145 0.03636 304 202 78 24
412 rinse out a couple of cups, I'll round us up some biscotti. 1.4145 0.03484 304 197 88 19
413 These outlaws are getting more sophisticated. 1.4145 0.03606 304 201 80 23
414 Conquistadors? No, Barristadors. 1.4142 0.03565 309 204 82 23
415 The might have done ok if they'd opened a saloon and whorehouse. 1.4142 0.03766 309 211 68 30
416 I think they misinterpreted the reason for our masks. 1.4139 0.03592 302 199 81 22
417 Seems like a whole mess of trouble for a cup of joe. 1.4139 0.03499 302 196 87 19
418 The coffee's still warm. The glampers can't be far ahead of us. 1.4139 0.03622 302 200 79 23
419 Looks like he sipped away, again. 1.4131 0.03149 305 208 76 21
420 Fresh tracks, fire still blazin, milk still steamin, my guess is the Frappuccino Gang can't be more than an hour ahead of us Marshal 1.4131 0.03686 305 205 74 26
421 Judging by the foam in that pitcher, they’ve got a two-hour lead on us. 1.4131 0.03348 305 204 80 21
422 It's espresso, not EXpressso, Bill. 1.4128 0.03624 298 197 79 22
423 Trouble's a-brewing. 1.4125 0.03732 303 205 71 27
424 Yep, this here's definite proof that the pony espresso's been ambushed. 1.4125 0.03246 303 202 82 19
425 Bali. Dark roast. It’s Chief Barista alright 1.4125 0.03613 303 201 79 23
426 We just missed them. But judging by the campsite, we're looking for a trio of hipsters with beards and man-buns that likely work at that Vegan restaurant. 1.4123 0.03717 308 209 71 28
427 It’s an all too common site in these parts. The Barista runs out of Caramel Macchiato. The boys get riled up and haul him off for a lynching. 1.4114 0.03796 299 204 67 28
428 Fire still smolderin’, inconsistently tamped portafilter, unpurged grouphead, and a quarter full doser... those bandits left in a hurry. 1.4110 0.03831 292 199 66 27
429 Looks like they took the espresso train outta here. 1.4108 0.03724 297 200 72 25
430 Told you I heard shots. 1.4108 0.03631 297 197 78 22
431 Internet's down and now this? 1.4103 0.03849 290 198 65 27
432 At least they left the fire on for a french press 1.4103 0.03787 290 196 69 25
433 MILLENNIALS!!! 1.4102 0.03710 295 198 73 24
434 Geez, I asked Cookie for a half caf non fat mocha latte and he went freakin' postal! 1.4096 0.03941 293 204 58 31
435 We'll i'll be damn,looks like the Barista gang again. 1.4094 0.03379 298 198 81 19
436 They can't be far, the foam is still warm. 1.4094 0.03683 298 200 74 24
437 Looks like they took the espresso 1.4094 0.02448 298 214 65 19
438 Well partner, I think we’re a little latte. 1.4093 0.03872 281 191 65 25
439 Must be a Pony Espresso station. 1.4089 0.03448 291 187 89 15
440 Look, they left a foam trail. 1.4089 0.03482 291 193 79 19
441 You just can't do coffee right without water. 1.4089 0.03838 291 199 65 27
442 Oh, great, double espressos. We’ll never catch ‘em now. 1.4088 0.03700 296 199 73 24
443 You know things are bad when even Starbucks is deserted. 1.4088 0.03574 296 195 81 20
444 We can add littering to bank robbery. 1.4083 0.03480 289 194 75 20
445 Guess'n they went searchin' for an extension cord. 1.4083 0.03794 289 196 68 25
446 I miss the days when folks just left behind dead bodies. 1.4083 0.03762 289 195 70 24
447 They can't have gone far... the milk is still frothy and I can smell the cinammon. 1.4083 0.02833 289 202 69 18
448 Spilled Marinara, parmesan crumbs, broken cappucino machine ... Yup! This here was a Spaghetti Western. 1.4083 0.03665 289 192 76 21
449 Judging from this campfire,we're about 150 years behind them 1.4082 0.03810 294 201 66 27
450 Is this hell or are we in Seattle?” 1.4082 0.03686 294 197 74 23
451 Oh, don't worry about it, Bill. There'll be another Starbuck's at the next cactus. 1.4082 0.03638 294 198 73 23
452 Damned recession---another pop-up bites the dust. 1.4082 0.03810 294 201 66 27
453 I'd been thinking John Ford, but now - definitely Leone. 1.4077 0.03715 287 192 73 22
454 I reckon it was the Pony Espresso. 1.4077 0.03069 287 199 70 18
455 The Tall, the Grande and the Venti. 1.4077 0.03780 287 194 69 24
456 Well .... at least they’re civilized. 1.4077 0.03649 287 190 77 20
457 Legends say it was a house of waffles before the pandemic came. 1.4077 0.03632 287 192 74 21
458 It's a sad fact, Waco. 90% of new businesses don't survive the first cattle drive. 1.4077 0.03699 287 194 70 23
459 They couldn’t have made it far. It’s decaf. 1.4077 0.03616 287 189 79 19
460 Grande Skinny Decaf Lattes, they can't be far away 1.4077 0.03780 287 194 69 24
461 I told you we shouldn't have called ahead. 1.4075 0.03606 292 193 79 20
462 We’ve been trailing this extension cord since Santa Fe. 1.4075 0.03766 292 198 69 25
463 Now we know why that outlaw never sleeps! 1.4070 0.03666 285 189 76 20
464 On the one hand, they're probably riding really fast. On the other hand, they may have already stopped to go to the bathroom. 1.4070 0.03700 285 190 74 21
465 That seals it, we're definitely in a spaghetti western. 1.4070 0.03458 285 198 64 23
466 Dang, Cappuccino Slim is now armed AND highly caffeinated! 1.4068 0.03829 295 203 64 28
467 Campin' ain't for city folks, Tex. 1.4068 0.03382 295 204 68 23
468 Careful! 'El Capo Cino' is a master of the double shot. 1.4068 0.03738 295 200 70 25
469 The Cappuccino Kid is always one step ahead of us. 1.4068 0.03644 295 197 76 22
470 They'll be easy to track. Just follow the trail of plastic lids and paper cups. 1.4068 0.03707 295 199 72 24
471 They left the Espresso, but took the Cannoli 1.4064 0.03817 283 192 67 24
472 By the looks of things I’d say tall, skinny and took a couple of shots. 1.4062 0.03833 288 197 65 26
473 Well, we're too late Jed. This was Custer's last stand. 1.4062 0.03705 288 193 73 22
474 They must be heading east. 1.4062 0.03639 288 191 77 20
475 Oh, I thought you said Pony Espresso. 1.4061 0.03724 293 198 71 24
476 Since when is espresso non-essential? 1.4061 0.03787 293 200 67 26
477 Don’t worry Jeb, they won’t be as perky tomorrow morning when we show up. 1.4057 0.03836 281 191 66 24
478 Must’ve been them fellers from the Bar-Ista Ranch. 1.4057 0.03377 281 193 68 20
479 They'll be back; they forgot the foam. 1.4057 0.03869 281 192 64 25
480 Just as well. I forgot my punch card anyway. 1.4057 0.03735 281 188 72 21
481 No more take-out I guess. 1.4056 0.03723 286 192 72 22
482 Reckon they'll be ridin' all night, too ! 1.4056 0.03689 286 191 74 21
483 They haven't been gone long. I can still smell the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte. 1.4056 0.03852 286 196 64 26
484 And another reality challenge cookin' show bites the dust..... 1.4056 0.03788 286 194 68 24
485 Stay ready. There’s baristas around these parts. 1.4051 0.03800 274 189 62 23
486 Looks like there's trouble brewing. 1.4050 0.03718 279 186 73 20
487 Looks like the Pony Nespresso was here. 1.4048 0.03714 294 199 71 24
488 They haven't gone far. The espresso machine is still warm. 1.4048 0.03651 294 197 75 22
489 Looks like he got out of here, double espresso. 1.4043 0.03758 282 190 70 22
490 Yep, it's the Cappuccino gang all right. And somethin' made 'em right jumpy. 1.4036 0.03824 275 186 67 22
491 Now I know why those guys with the solar panels seemed so jittery. 1.4036 0.03843 280 191 65 24
492 On second thought, why don't we do Chinese instead? 1.4036 0.03877 280 194 60 26
493 I reckon it’s a Java-ho camp 1.4029 0.03896 278 191 62 25
494 Some say it was Apache and others think it was Comanche, but I know it was Starbucks. 1.4015 0.03832 274 186 66 22
495 Well, he won't survive long without a coffee maker in this wilderness. 1.4015 0.03762 274 184 70 20
496 All I said was do you have a Corona... 1.4015 0.04069 274 193 52 29
497 I guess we're too latte 1.4015 0.03901 274 188 62 24
498 Williams Sonoma was here 1.4007 0.03744 272 182 71 19
499 ...Savages. 1.4000 0.03957 275 191 58 26
500 Well, whoever was here is not a morning person. 1.4000 0.03870 270 184 64 22
501 Looks like our suspect is hungry, headed north, and not mechanically inclined. 1.4000 0.03941 270 186 60 24
502 That would explain the 10 mile long extension cord. 1.4000 0.03906 270 185 62 23
503 Looks like another tenderfoot made the mistake of rilin’ up them Cold Brew boys 1.4000 0.03744 270 183 67 20
504 We'll never catch them now; they've got a full head of steam. 1.4000 0.03762 270 181 70 19
505 Yep. Time was, son, there was a Starbucks on just about every corner. 1.4000 0.03751 275 185 70 20
506 Darn baristas got a tip 1.4000 0.03941 270 186 60 24
507 I cooked, you clean up. 1.4000 0.03941 270 188 57 25
508 Well, lookin' at the grind pattern, I reckon they're 'bout 20 miles out. 'Course, could be 30 if they gave it to their horses. 1.4000 0.03924 275 190 60 25
509 Dagnabbit! Another pony espresso station gone to self-serve! 1.4000 0.03613 270 177 78 15
510 This is "No Country for Old Hipsters". 1.3993 0.03840 273 186 65 22
511 The milk is still foamy, they can't be far 1.3993 0.03744 268 179 71 18
512 Okay, I agree - it's time for a discouraging word. 1.3993 0.03744 268 179 71 18
513 We're going to have to ride BEFORE dawn to catch these Baristas 1.3993 0.02997 268 186 67 15
514 This looks like The Last of the Pony Espresso 1.3993 0.03668 268 177 75 16
515 Folks ‘round here say their mommas never wanted them to grow up to be cowboys. 1.3993 0.03799 268 183 64 21
516 It's abandoned...sure sign of trouble brewing. 1.3993 0.03961 268 185 59 24
517 And that's my explanation of anachronisms 1.3986 0.03740 276 186 70 20
518 That's what they get for trying to serve me almond milk 1.3985 0.04087 266 187 52 27
519 We'll catch 'em. They won't get far on decaf. 1.3985 0.03946 266 183 60 23
520 He was the last great Americano. 1.3985 0.03762 266 178 70 18
521 I see the Urbane Cowboys are back in the territory! 1.3978 0.03806 269 182 67 20
522 Here's the site of Custer's Last Espresso Stand... 1.3978 0.03914 269 185 61 23
523 No, we do not have time for you to make a latte! 1.3978 0.03806 269 182 67 20
524 Hipsters...first they ruined mustaches, now camping. 1.3978 0.03878 269 184 63 22
525 The only thing sorrier than an outlaw out of bullets is an outlaw out of coffee. 1.3978 0.03695 269 179 73 17
526 They must have just left; the grounds are still fresh. 1.3978 0.03733 269 180 71 18
527 Good news...looks like they all had white chocolate mochas and will be fallin' outta their saddles by early afternoon. 1.3977 0.03967 264 182 59 23
528 I told you it was a bad idea to bring those Tesla guys on a trail ride. 1.3977 0.03930 264 181 61 22
529 You know this can only mean one thing, right? Trader Joe's has their soy creamer back in stock. 1.3970 0.03934 267 184 60 23
530 I guess they weren't an essential service 1.3970 0.03788 267 180 68 19
531 Don’t worry, the outlaws won’t last long out here. They’re using 2% milk.... 1.3970 0.03788 267 180 68 19
532 When I said the varmints must be roastin' out here, this ain't quite what I meant. 1.3969 0.03838 262 177 66 19
533 You follow the trail, and I'll see who left a bad review on Yelp. 1.3969 0.03838 262 177 66 19
534 The cattle, the chuck waggon, our supplies, and the cook are all gone. It just makes you want to utter a discouraging word. 1.3963 0.03684 270 185 65 20
535 It's hipsters, Frank. They left in a hurry this morning, but they'll be back for the succulents. 1.3962 0.03844 265 180 65 20
536 Hey Partner, Looks like millennials Have been quarantined here. 1.3962 0.03934 260 178 61 21
537 Our Sioux guide says turn right and follow the extension cord! 1.3962 0.03896 260 177 63 20
538 I warned him that cowboy coffee was a gateway drug. 1.3954 0.03788 263 177 68 18
539 Looks like the Wifi went down. 1.3954 0.03901 263 180 62 21
540 We’ve got them now! Just follow the subtle aromatic floral notes of delicately roasted Arabic bean. 1.3947 0.03720 266 178 71 17
541 I reckon they just run outta oat milk and had to hightail it back to Brooklyn. 1.3946 0.03959 261 180 59 22
542 Yup. Looks like the work of the Frappuccino Kid. 1.3945 0.04013 256 177 57 22
543 Looks like they didn't just skedaddle pronto. They left espresso! 1.3938 0.03865 259 176 64 19
544 Hombre, the barista gang are close, I can smell the macchiato." 1.3930 0.04113 257 181 51 25
545 These city folk don’t understand modern country living. There are six Starbucks within half a mile from here. 1.3930 0.03963 257 177 59 21
546 Looks like trouble's a' brewin' 1.3922 0.03866 255 173 64 18
547 Just follow the extension cord. 1.3922 0.03905 255 174 62 19
548 You're sure baristas don't count as essential workers? 1.3922 0.03805 255 174 63 18
549 Do you think they left any toilet paper behind? 1.3915 0.03988 258 179 57 22
550 Looks like they just hightailed it outa here. Be real careful now; they’re armed and caffeinated. 1.3913 0.03721 253 168 71 14
551 Looks like we just missed the Barista Boys. 1.3913 0.03886 253 172 63 18
552 We have to catch them before they cross the Rio Venti. 1.3913 0.03783 253 177 56 20
553 My GPS says this is a Starbucks. 1.3913 0.03763 253 169 69 15
554 Heard they strung up the cook for misspelling their names on the cups. 1.3913 0.03966 253 174 59 20
555 The ruckus started when some cowpoke ordered a decaf peppermint latte with extra syrup. 1.3913 0.03906 253 175 58 20
556 Sure looks like ‘Billy the Millennial’ was here. 1.3906 0.03971 256 177 58 21
557 We must be a gainin' on 'em. This is the first morning we've reached their camp and the milk is over 140°. 1.3906 0.03732 256 176 62 18
558 Damn. I've been dreamin' bout that latte since sunrise. 1.3906 0.03854 256 174 64 18
559 Great location, but shoddy ambience. Two stars. 1.3904 0.03739 251 167 70 14
560 In the early days it was known as The Pony Espresso 1.3904 0.03824 251 169 66 16
561 There’s still time to head them off by the food trucks. 1.3904 0.03824 251 169 66 16
562 They must be from New York 1.3904 0.03824 251 169 66 16
563 The Pony Espresso often camp here. 1.3904 0.04066 251 175 54 22
564 They must have gotten word that toilet paper was back in stock at the local store. 1.3904 0.03906 251 171 62 18
565 The One-percenters have their own way of roughing it on the trails. 1.3904 0.03824 251 171 63 17
566 I reckon the deer and the antelope weren't playin' around. 1.3904 0.03906 251 171 62 18
567 These here rest stops are gettin’ fancier by the minute. 1.3898 0.03792 254 171 67 16
568 Judging from the signs, I'd say we're going to have to stay up all night tracking them. 1.3898 0.03667 254 168 73 13
569 I know. I know. But the scones are fantastic. 1.3898 0.03833 254 172 65 17
570 The WiFi must be down. 1.3896 0.03801 249 167 67 15
571 I don't think this is the Hipster gang, sheriff. That's cow's milk in the pitcher. 1.3896 0.03885 249 169 63 17
572 They haven't gone far. There's still foam in the pitcher. 1.3896 0.03885 249 169 63 17
573 Looks like we got ourselves some city slickers. 1.3896 0.04008 249 172 57 20
574 Just my luck! And I was due to get a 'free coffee' stamp too. 1.3896 0.03843 249 170 62 17
575 This used to be my favorite coffee shop back in 2019... 1.3896 0.03348 249 172 63 14
576 This looks like home, but that’s not my range. 1.3896 0.03843 249 168 65 16
577 I guess they gave up on "shelter in place." 1.3896 0.04088 249 174 53 22
578 Hasta la vista, barista. 1.3889 0.03770 252 169 68 15
579 I reckon Juan Valdez and his gang got an early jump. 1.3889 0.03770 252 169 68 15
580 They just left. The milk is still foaming. 1.3887 0.03906 247 168 62 17
581 Looks like Earl Grey and his boys got here first. 1.3887 0.03989 247 170 58 19
582 So that's how he draws so quickly. 1.3887 0.03820 247 166 66 15
583 JESUS!, NOW THIS Starbucks is closed, even the Drive-Through! 1.3882 0.04206 255 183 45 27
584 Yup, we’re in barista territory now. 1.3880 0.04075 250 175 53 22
585 Yep. It's the Barista Gang alright. 1.3880 0.03873 250 170 63 17
586 Bad news is they've got a headstart. Even worse, they're caffeinated. 1.3880 0.03789 250 168 67 15
587 Looks like we're in barista country. 1.3880 0.03789 250 168 67 15
588 Expresso. Must be a spaghetti western. 1.3880 0.04035 250 174 55 21
589 Well it’s not the same, but there’s a Dunkin in Santa Fe. 1.3880 0.03995 250 173 57 20
590 Them Pony Espresso Riders sure leave a mess. 1.3880 0.03955 250 172 59 19
591 I'd say they was city folks, sheriff. 1.3878 0.04011 245 169 57 19
592 Looks like they left in a hurry. The cappuccino is still warm. 1.3878 0.03926 245 167 61 17
593 You can't tell me those Mormons don't know how to throw a party. 1.3874 0.04040 253 177 54 22
594 Well ain't this a fine mess. They took the generator. 1.3871 0.03935 248 170 60 18
595 I'd be on your guard; from the looks of it, we're in Javajo country. 1.3871 0.04137 248 177 47 24
596 Darn. I was just getting used to fireside pickup. 1.3871 0.03935 248 170 60 18
597 He can only get so far on a short macchiato. 1.3871 0.03722 248 165 70 13
598 Wild espresso rustlers—they call themselves ‘buckaristas.’ 1.3871 0.04057 248 173 54 21
599 Damn it Earl, we just missed the Pony Espresso. 1.3868 0.03990 243 167 58 18
600 Darn it! They shut down the pony espresso camp too. 1.3868 0.04198 243 172 48 23
601 Be courteous,Tom; they may be prickly, but they're the only customers we've had in months. 1.3868 0.04033 243 168 56 19
602 I reckon we can just follow the biscotti crumbs from here, 1.3865 0.03819 251 170 65 16
603 It's wild and it is west... It's just not what I expected Carl. 1.3865 0.03054 251 181 54 16
604 Looks like they left in a hurry. Must have had some trouble brewing 1.3865 0.03901 251 172 61 18
605 No doubt sheriff, it's the Pony-Expresso gang. 1.3862 0.03740 246 164 69 13
606 Now I know why they asked for three miles of extension cords. 1.3862 0.03871 246 167 63 16
607 Where did they get the water? 1.3862 0.03828 246 166 65 15
608 Great fire. 1.3862 0.03871 246 167 63 16
609 The vegan matcha latte is still hot. They're close by... 1.3852 0.04019 244 169 56 19
610 It’s still warm, hints of lavender and vanilla indicate they headed east. 1.3852 0.03714 244 162 70 12
611 Looks like another long day on the Pony Espresso 1.3852 0.04019 244 169 56 19
612 I'm guessing they saddled the stove and rode out on the range. 1.3849 0.04205 239 169 48 22
613 I can’t say for certain what caused this chaos, but I would bet it had something to do with oat milk. 1.3849 0.03807 252 171 65 16
614 This campfire makes me think someone was here. 1.3846 0.04225 247 177 45 25
615 Uneven roast, poorly tamped grounds, watery foam – this was definitely the campsite of Messy James! 1.3843 0.04208 242 172 47 23
616 I told you we should’ve placed our order ahead of time. 1.3840 0.03877 237 160 63 14
617 Looks like we dang well skeered off that gang from Seattle. . . 1.3833 0.04107 240 168 52 20
618 ...they fled the scene without purging the steam-wand..... ....must have heard us coming...... 1.3833 0.03843 240 162 64 14
619 Yup, it’s the gang that can’t brew straight 1.3833 0.03977 240 165 58 17
620 We're in Oregon. There's another just beyond the beaver dam. 1.3833 0.03933 240 164 60 16
621 This is so disappointing. You telling me they didn't know there's an appliance recycling center a couple miles down the trail? 1.3833 0.04191 240 170 48 22
622 I'll bet the instructions said nothing about a power source. 1.3824 0.03954 238 163 59 16
623 I knew I heard the sound of espresso shots...now check the names on the cups for “Black Bart.” 1.3824 0.03999 238 164 57 17
624 I reckon their camp cook heard some discouraging words. 1.3824 0.03864 238 161 63 14
625 Don’t try to pretend you didn’t know it was your day to clean up. 1.3824 0.03954 238 163 59 16
626 Just as I suspected! It's those hombres from the 'Wanted' poster with foam in their mustaches! 1.3824 0.04173 238 168 49 21
627 I've been on the trail of Juan Valdez for years. 1.3824 0.04087 238 166 53 19
628 They may be faster than us, Tex, but them boys are gonna be taking a lot of bathroom breaks. 1.3824 0.03999 238 164 57 17
629 Git that bandana over your face, pilgrim. The Barista gang ain’t known fer its hand-washin! 1.3824 0.04043 238 165 55 18
630 I told him the solar panels couldn’t handle that load 1.3814 0.03930 236 161 60 15
631 Comedians on horses getting coffee 1.3814 0.04365 236 171 40 25
632 So much for my double half-calf. 1.3814 0.04021 236 165 53 18
633 He won't get far without an afternoon pick-me-up." 1.3814 0.04066 236 164 54 18
634 Boy, this Coronavirus hit Starbucks harder than I thought. 1.3814 0.03976 236 164 55 17
635 He’s gotta’ business meeting at 3:10 in Yuma. 1.3814 0.04066 236 164 54 18
636 Maybe we shouldn't have shot the barista! 1.3814 0.04110 236 165 52 19
637 Let's bring the french press next time. 1.3814 0.04021 236 163 56 17
638 Wild baristas musta got 'em. 1.3814 0.04021 236 163 56 17
639 Looks like we're au lait. 1.3814 0.04110 236 165 52 19
640 Brokebarista Mountain 1.3814 0.04021 236 163 56 17
641 There must be sacred grounds nearby. 1.3814 0.03884 236 160 62 14
642 Yup. It's the Barista Kid alright. I'd say we're no more than two, maybe three, lattes behind him. 1.3814 0.04021 236 163 56 17
643 I told you downtown L.A. has changed, Hank. 1.3814 0.04066 236 164 54 18
644 There really is a Starbucks on every corner. 1.3808 0.03896 239 163 61 15
645 I hate to say a discouraging word out here, but dang, this littering is depressing. 1.3803 0.04044 234 162 55 17
646 It's where East meets West. 1.3803 0.03998 234 161 57 16
647 I say we ride on to Starbucks 1.3803 0.04044 234 162 55 17
648 Something must have run them off in a hurry...they didnt wipe down the milk frother. 1.3803 0.03952 234 160 59 15
649 Dang it, we miss all the best pop-ups 1.3803 0.04044 234 162 55 17
650 I guess they couldn't handle working remotely. 1.3793 0.04112 232 162 52 18
651 I told him not to hire a catering company from New York 1.3793 0.03706 232 166 49 17
652 I reckon this here is the work of a man they call the americano 1.3793 0.03974 232 159 58 15
653 No milk substitutes? No artificial sweeteners? Savages. 1.3793 0.04112 232 162 52 18
654 These are decaf grounds. They couldn't have gotten far. 1.3793 0.03926 232 158 60 14
655 They won't get far on just hardtack and cold brew. 1.3793 0.03926 232 158 60 14
656 Hasta Ba ristas, maybe 1.3793 0.04020 232 160 56 16
657 Maybe the're on break. 1.3793 0.04066 232 161 54 17
658 Guess this is what you can expect after filming a spaghetti western on site. 1.3793 0.04112 232 162 52 18
659 Billy's really taking social distancing to the extreme. 1.3793 0.03926 232 158 60 14
660 Well dang, Jake. Let's head over for high tea at the OK Corral. 1.3793 0.04112 232 162 52 18
661 Sad news. It was the last stop on the Pony Expresso. 1.3793 0.03879 232 157 62 13
662 No lids or straws. We must have made it to the Oregon trail. 1.3793 0.04112 232 162 52 18
663 So I guess they didn’t get our mobile order. 1.3793 0.03879 232 157 62 13
664 Seattle's Wild Wild Best. 1.3793 0.03974 232 159 58 15
665 So this is the range you've been singing about? 1.3793 0.03926 232 158 60 14
666 I expected better from a 5-star campsite 1.3793 0.04066 232 161 54 17
667 Old Butch closed shop after years of waiting for solar panels to be invented. 1.3793 0.04112 232 162 52 18
668 Ma keeps the home fires burning but tidying up ain't her thing. 1.3793 0.04157 232 163 50 19
669 Quarantine hit this barista purty hard, I reckon… 1.3793 0.04066 232 161 54 17
670 Dang! We're on the trail of the Barista Boys! They're mean AND jittery! 1.3793 0.04202 232 164 48 20
671 I reckon it's generation Z, the paper coffee cup with the name Addison on it, the espresso machine and a whiff of confidence with an air of disdain of all things other than Bernie. 1.3787 0.03984 235 162 57 16
672 I guess they took their espressos ‘to go.’ 1.3787 0.03984 235 164 54 17
673 Damn, Jake, this social distancing ruins every ambush. 1.3783 0.04136 230 161 51 18
674 I thought burning man got canceled this year? 1.3783 0.04043 230 159 55 16
675 They must be doing another spaghetti western near here. 1.3783 0.04181 230 162 49 19
676 Unfortunately for Sheriff Pickworthy and Deputy Joe, the trail - and the coffee - had gone cold 1.3783 0.04181 230 162 49 19
677 This home on the range thing is not what I expected. 1.3783 0.04043 230 159 55 16
678 looks like he turned the wrong knob 1.3783 0.03996 230 158 57 15
679 Fancy Bob ain't far now. I'll bet he tossed his bidet up ahead. 1.3777 0.03960 233 160 58 15
680 They’re close. The foam is still frothy. 1.3772 0.03871 228 154 62 12
681 We must be getting closer to Seattle. 1.3772 0.04113 228 159 52 17
682 Darn, I was really up for a skinny latte. 1.3772 0.04018 228 157 56 15
683 Mama mia, we are too latte 1.3772 0.04018 228 157 56 15
684 Love Italian Westerns 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
685 How can we be sure the Cappuccino Kid passed this way? 1.3772 0.04113 228 159 52 17
686 Where in tarnation am I gonna get my venti macchiato now? 1.3772 0.04297 228 163 44 21
687 They took social distancing a little too far. 1.3772 0.04160 228 160 50 18
688 Something tells me they're fixing to ride long after sundown. 1.3772 0.04018 228 157 56 15
689 A little frantic about social distancing, aren't they? 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
690 Machine ain't been cleaned and the tip jar's gone. It may look like a raid, but I reckon these baristas pulled an inside job... 1.3772 0.04113 228 159 52 17
691 Looks like we just missed the Cappuccino Kid 1.3772 0.04113 228 159 52 17
692 They won’t get far on decaf. 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
693 Great, now who’s going to make the avocado cornbread? 1.3772 0.04066 228 158 54 16
694 Trust me, you’ll see 25 more in the next 5 minutes. 1.3761 0.04137 226 158 51 17
695 Must'a left in a hurry. I've never seen a hipster leave an espresso machine behind. 1.3761 0.04041 226 156 55 15
696 We're dealing with some primitive outlaws here; they don't even grind their beans fresh. 1.3761 0.04184 226 159 49 18
697 He’ll make a mistake soon. He’s getting sloppy. 1.3761 0.03942 226 154 59 13
698 Looks like we'll need to foam a posse! 1.3761 0.04089 226 157 53 16
699 I say we stop here. The next rest area isn't for another 50 miles. 1.3761 0.04089 226 157 53 16
700 It's a metaphor for capitalism. 1.3761 0.04089 226 157 53 16
701 That weren't no cowboy coffee them varmints were drinkin. 1.3761 0.04089 226 157 53 16
702 ain't no smiley face on them lattes, partner 1.3761 0.03764 226 158 54 14
703 Can't have gone far - milk's still frothy. 1.3761 0.03790 226 151 65 10
704 I love the smell of Brazilian Arabica in the morning. 1.3761 0.03942 226 154 59 13
705 Maybe we can give it to Jared for the national stockpile. 1.3761 0.03992 226 155 57 14
706 Dang, the Cappuccino Gang! Gotta get on their trail while it's still warm and foamy. 1.3761 0.04089 226 157 53 16
707 Got milk? 1.3761 0.04231 226 160 47 19
708 Sure it’s a little excessive, but you try to drive cattle without a Nonfat Flat White. 1.3761 0.04277 226 161 45 20
709 The Barista Gang, again. 1.3761 0.03942 226 154 59 13
710 This is Lactose country, and they can be an intolerant bunch! 1.3755 0.04051 229 159 54 16
711 We got em now. Just follow the biscotti crumb trail 1.3755 0.04004 229 158 56 15
712 We'll head 'em off at the next outhouse. 1.3750 0.04064 224 155 54 15
713 Sorry, Clem, but the Baristoga wagon ain't servin' no more Pony espressos. 1.3750 0.04113 224 156 52 16
714 Sumthin' don't look right here pardner. 1.3750 0.03964 224 153 58 13
715 Dadgummit- I knew I shouldn't have ordered from the app. 1.3750 0.03730 224 156 55 13
716 All I did was ask for a Tall in the saddle. 1.3750 0.03913 224 152 60 12
717 Hold her easy now. In this heat, Star bucks. 1.3750 0.04303 224 160 44 20
718 Must-a already heard: Bernie quit. 1.3750 0.04161 224 157 50 17
719 These millennials don't know cowboy coffee from a hole in the ground. 1.3750 0.04161 224 157 50 17
720 They'll be back. There's not an open Starbucks within a hundred miles. 1.3750 0.04209 224 158 48 18
721 I'll get the steaks on the fire. You figure out how to make the espresso. 1.3744 0.03828 227 153 63 11
722 They can't be far, their espresso is still warm. 1.3744 0.03828 227 158 55 14
723 They’ll be back, they won’t leave their barista III prairie addition espresso machine, with the built in grinder 1.3744 0.04075 227 158 53 16
724 Tread lightly, amigo: This here is barista territory. 1.3744 0.04026 227 157 55 15
725 This here cappuccino maker is a sure sign that we're in one of them Spaghetti Westerns! 1.3744 0.04216 227 161 47 19
726 All I said was "this is the sheriff with a to-go order." 1.3744 0.04122 227 159 51 17
727 First the empty oat milk container, now this. We better find them soon before they go all Donner Party. 1.3739 0.04137 222 155 51 16
728 Dang...looks like the ride through cafe is closed, too. 1.3739 0.04037 222 153 55 14
729 Well, either the Indians got 'em, or Cookie put too much hot sauce in the beans again. 1.3739 0.04234 222 157 47 18
730 Looks like those bandits left in a hurry, Jed. Their fire is still burning, and they hadn't frothed their milk yet. 1.3733 0.03770 225 163 45 17
731 Home on the range. Literally. 1.3733 0.03440 225 162 49 14
732 Don't worry. There's another one a hundred yards ahead. 1.3733 0.03950 225 154 58 13
733 The cook must have heard another discouraging word and skedaddled! 1.3733 0.03900 225 153 60 12
734 I was right--city folk! And they got one hell of a head start on us too. 1.3733 0.04049 225 156 54 15
735 Darn, the was our last hope before the next Starbucks. 1.3733 0.03874 225 155 57 13
736 Don’t worry. They may be ahead, but I’ve got the toilet paper. 1.3733 0.04098 225 157 52 16
737 No problem, they have another location across the gulch. 1.3728 0.03964 228 157 57 14
738 They left in a hurry, must have been the Pony Expresso! 1.3728 0.04154 228 161 49 18
739 Yep, it's Custer's Last Coffee Stand 1.3728 0.03764 228 153 65 10
740 The Barista Bandit must be close now. 1.3728 0.04060 228 159 53 16
741 Dang! We got here too latte again. 1.3728 0.04246 228 163 45 20
742 Now we know the real reason he's the fastest gun in the west. 1.3728 0.04107 228 160 51 17
743 We’ll head ‘em off at the piss. 1.3728 0.04291 228 164 43 21
744 The foam is still fresh - they can’t have gone far. 1.3728 0.04154 228 161 49 18
745 They used to be everywhere. 1.3728 0.04060 228 159 53 16
746 Looks like he's gone to ground. 1.3727 0.04260 220 156 46 18
747 So much for the Pony Expresso. 1.3727 0.04111 220 153 52 15
748 Some folks will try anything to make better campfire coffee. 1.3727 0.04060 220 152 54 14
749 I told you we should’ve stopped at that last Waffle House. 1.3727 0.04009 220 151 56 13
750 They couldn'ta got far. That's decaf espresso. 1.3727 0.04111 220 153 52 15
751 Dad-gummit! I'da killed for a latte, but it looks like somebody beat me to it. 1.3727 0.04161 220 154 50 16
752 Hope someone invents electricity soon 1.3727 0.04086 220 155 49 16
753 Dang it, Hoss. I think my 4-shot double-pump mobile order spooked 'em. 1.3722 0.04023 223 154 55 14
754 Looks like the baristas made a run for it and took their lattes with them. 1.3722 0.04122 223 156 51 16
755 Be careful, Billy, it could be a trap ... ACHINO! 1.3722 0.04073 223 155 53 15
756 I don't know what you're so mad about, boss. I thought I was perfectly clear when I told you these boys robbed a steamer. 1.3722 0.03972 223 153 57 13
757 Darn right it looks like a struggle took place here! It's always a struggle if you don't start with good beans. 1.3717 0.03835 226 155 59 12
758 This certainly gives new meaning to "Home on the Range" 1.3717 0.04271 226 162 44 20
759 It's a relic from the days of the Pony Espresso. 1.3717 0.04225 226 161 46 19
760 Dag nabbit, Wyatt. We’ve been riding for 3 days and I was really looking forward to a decaf, skinny, mocha latte. 1.3717 0.04035 226 157 54 15
761 Keep your guard up. He’s bound to be extra jittery this morning. 1.3716 0.03979 218 149 57 12
762 So this is what they meant when they said someone stole their sacred grounds. 1.3716 0.04135 218 152 51 15
763 This town ain't big enough for two baristas. 1.3716 0.03926 218 148 59 11
764 Break the espresso machine, and take our biscotti? Let's hang 'em. 1.3710 0.04096 221 154 52 15
765 This is what happens, Leftie, when they force the metric system on us. 1.3710 0.04046 221 153 54 14
766 It could be the Barista Gang. Then again, it could be Comanches leaving a latte machine to throw us off. 1.3704 0.04108 216 150 52 14
767 Black gold, Rex! Can drive a man loco. 1.3704 0.04212 216 152 48 16
768 Cappuccino - it means they left before High Noon. 1.3704 0.04108 216 150 52 14
769 You follow the French Roast, I’ll follow the Arabica 1.3704 0.04055 216 149 54 13
770 I guess they dragged that thing out here and then realized they forgot the sugar 1.3704 0.03920 216 149 55 12
771 Looks like the Park Slope Boys just broke camp. 1.3699 0.04221 219 155 47 17
772 "Home, home on the range, Where the boeuf and the coq au vin chill And seldom is seen a Jennair that's clean cuz the greenhorns made crepes on the grill 1.3699 0.04120 219 153 51 15
773 They don't have much of a head start, but by the looks of things, they won't stop to rest for several days. 1.3699 0.04069 219 152 53 14
774 Looks like the barista is hasta la vista. So much for the Pony Espresso. 1.3699 0.04017 219 151 55 13
775 Yep, could be a sign that we're on the track of the Macchiato Kid. 1.3699 0.04415 219 159 39 21
776 They won't be able to hold out much longer now, they've run out of organic single blend. 1.3692 0.03970 214 146 57 11
777 Never order a double shot in this town. 1.3692 0.03713 214 154 46 14
778 They can’t have got too far. Milk’s still frothy. 1.3689 0.04128 206 142 52 12
779 What’s mysterious is, what did they plug that dang thing’s power cord into? 1.3687 0.04040 217 150 54 13
780 Dag nab it! Looks like we just missed Burning Man. 1.3687 0.04345 217 156 42 19
781 Well Clem, looks like Uber beat us again. 1.3687 0.03987 217 149 56 12
782 The Barista Bandits are close, I can still see froth on the steamer. 1.3687 0.04093 217 151 52 14
783 do you want to get a coffee here or at the one up the road? 1.3684 0.04148 228 162 48 18
784 If I read the signs right, they're headed west, they have a two-hour head start, and they're jittery. 1.3682 0.04054 220 153 53 14
785 Yep Jed, the millennial gang was here for sure. 1.3679 0.04103 212 147 52 13
786 They'll make good ground for a while but if we stick on their trail they'll hit the wall by high noon. 1.3674 0.04010 215 150 52 13
787 Looks like we found the camp of the Cappuccino Kid 1.3674 0.04010 215 148 55 12
788 Do you think the coffee's good, bad or ugly? 1.3674 0.04117 215 150 51 14
789 They took the Americano. 1.3674 0.04064 215 149 53 13
790 They wasn't real cow pokes, I smell soy. 1.3667 0.03900 210 142 59 9
791 It’s a new contraption for makin’ coffee...He calls it “Pony Espresso.” 1.3667 0.04127 210 146 51 13
792 Legend says he had the best shot 1.3667 0.04290 210 149 45 16
793 Minimalist camping ain't as glamourous as people post on Instagram. 1.3662 0.03807 213 148 54 11
794 Ugh, gentrification 1.3662 0.04400 213 154 40 19
795 It ain't Black Bart--he's a chai guy. 1.3656 0.03965 227 158 55 14
796 Nobody seems to be home on the range 1.3656 0.04110 227 161 49 17
797 Since we turned this into an Airbnb we can never count on the last guys cleanin’ it up 1.3656 0.03965 227 158 55 14
798 Now I've had my fair share of beans by the fire, but it appears these fellars skipped town in a highly caffeinated state. 1.3654 0.04263 208 147 46 15
799 Son, there was a time when people paid 8 dollars for a Latte. 1.3654 0.04370 208 149 42 17
800 Let's give it one star and mosey on. 1.3654 0.03862 208 140 60 8
801 These millennials just aren’t cut out for the wild Wild West! 1.3654 0.04152 208 145 50 13
802 You're right - it's them damn single origin boys again. 1.3649 0.04056 211 148 50 13
803 Must have been a spaghetti western. 1.3649 0.04220 211 149 47 15
804 He screwed up the grind, so they strung him up. 1.3649 0.04166 211 148 49 14
805 Looks like the Pony Espresso has been through here. 1.3649 0.04220 211 149 47 15
806 I knew we should have stopped at that Starbucks. 1.3649 0.04056 211 146 53 12
807 I ate here once. It took forever to get a waiter. 1.3641 0.04289 206 146 45 15
808 I've seen it all, but leaving your expresso machine? Now that's really leaving in a hurry. 1.3641 0.04234 206 145 47 14
809 I'll look for the barista. You update your Facebook page. 1.3641 0.04062 206 142 53 11
810 When the cafes are closed the baristas run wild. 1.3641 0.04234 206 145 47 14
811 The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf ain't payin' us to sit around and drink latte's, Charlie. We got a Barista Gang to round up. 1.3641 0.04289 206 146 45 15
812 The fire’s burning and there’s still foam on the milk, so they can’t be far 1.3641 0.04062 206 142 53 11
813 Watch your back. We're in Hipster territory. 1.3640 0.03951 228 159 55 14
814 They won’t get far without coffee. 1.3640 0.04234 228 165 43 20
815 Now, you knock it off with that Macchiato nonsense. You'll drink an Americano like a real cowboy. 1.3640 0.03951 228 159 55 14
816 Espresso Desperado 1.3636 0.04191 209 147 48 14
817 I’m guessin’ “Tripleshot” McGee’s not exactly a gunslinger. 1.3636 0.04246 209 148 46 15
818 It looks like the Barista Boys gang is a half-hour ahead of us. 1.3632 0.04256 212 151 45 16
819 Dam! He was the last barista west of the Pecos! 1.3628 0.04022 226 159 52 15
820 Ain’t it grande! 1.3627 0.04145 204 142 50 12
821 So this is the hideout of the Pony Expresso. 1.3627 0.03114 204 149 45 10
822 Smells like Raspberry and White Mocha...that's the McGraws, alright. 1.3627 0.04427 204 147 40 17
823 Wait until the health inspector hears about this. 1.3627 0.04145 204 142 50 12
824 Those boys gonna be on edge for sure now. 1.3627 0.04087 204 141 52 11
825 He went back to get the house. 1.3627 0.04427 204 147 40 17
826 Care to stop? The next pony espresso isn't for ten miles. 1.3624 0.03937 229 165 47 17
827 Lefty — you don’t need a Harvard MBA to see that this was not the perfect location. 1.3623 0.04104 207 144 51 12
828 Damn you and your decaf. You see why they always seem to be one step ahead of us? 1.3623 0.03988 207 142 55 10
829 What do you wanna bet we find cups marked Olivia and Derek over yonder? 1.3623 0.04047 207 143 53 11
830 I know it's not fashionable, but I miss cowboy coffee. 1.3623 0.04161 207 145 49 13
831 I reckon we should have a word with the props department. 1.3623 0.04161 207 145 49 13
832 Pony express espresso. 1.3623 0.04217 207 146 47 14
833 It’s just leftover from the old Spaghetti Western days. 1.3623 0.04590 207 153 33 21
834 When I said '600 feet', I thought they'd clearly know I was exaggerating. 1.3623 0.04272 207 147 45 15
835 I wonder if they trued turning it off and on again...? 1.3614 0.04170 202 141 49 12
836 We'll find him. Just follow the smell of the Double, Half Sweet, Soy, Caramel Macchiato. 1.3610 0.04186 205 144 48 13
837 I'd prefer to eat someplace less fancy. 1.3610 0.04354 205 147 42 16
838 Welcome to the new Mild West. 1.3610 0.04243 205 145 46 14
839 A piece of detritus from before the pandemic. Pull up your face mask. 1.3610 0.04186 205 144 48 13
840 Guess we’ll have to cut ‘em off at the pasta, Biff. 1.3610 0.04354 205 147 42 16
841 I told you they were on the nine o'clock espresso from Dodge. 1.3610 0.04243 205 145 46 14
842 I told you Cookie would never make it as a barista. 1.3610 0.04011 205 143 51 11
843 Wait, is this a spaghetti western? 1.3610 0.04354 205 147 42 16
844 Just cuz it cost more don't make it better. 1.3610 0.04129 205 143 50 12
845 He Jo, The next time we head out for a cappoccino, let me pick the place. 1.3610 0.04243 205 145 46 14
846 Well this is obviously a ‘drive-thru’. 1.3610 0.04243 205 145 46 14
847 Lets gather us up a Posse, Jeb. I don't think them grounds is Fair Trade 1.3610 0.04354 205 147 42 16
848 Oh my god! It’s a deserted dessert cafe in the desert! 1.3610 0.04463 205 149 38 18
849 On account of the state of things here, I'd say he only has two shots left." 1.3606 0.03973 208 143 55 10
850 Maybe they ran out of oat milk? 1.3606 0.04309 208 149 43 16
851 Look like he didn't have time to fire off a single shot 1.3606 0.03973 208 145 52 11
852 Something tells me it's the grande, double shot, no foam Frappuccino gang. 1.3606 0.03943 208 150 44 14
853 So much for the Galloping Gourmet ... 1.3600 0.04196 200 140 48 12
854 Must've just missed 'em. Looks like they're headed for Seattle. 1.3600 0.04075 200 138 52 10
855 It looks like The Baristas are on the move again.. 1.3600 0.04372 200 143 42 15
856 I guess no one's home on the range 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
857 They called it “Starbucks.” People drank “iced lattes” back then, and something called “pink drink.” 1.3596 0.04004 203 147 42 14
858 Hate these Unmanned Pony Espresso Stops! 1.3596 0.04035 203 140 53 10
859 Go round up a posse, I'll whip up a couple a lattes. 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
860 The problem they ran into was that cactus can’t replace toilet paper. 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
861 Now we add littering to the murder charges. 1.3592 0.04337 206 148 42 16
862 They can’t be far. The froth is still bubbling. 1.3586 0.04099 198 137 51 10
863 What I want is a hard-target search of every record shop, skate shop, vape shop, vintage shop, and bike shop in this entire area. 1.3582 0.04411 201 145 40 16
864 They can’t be too far ahead of us. There’s still foam in the pitcher. 1.3582 0.04119 201 140 50 11
865 Skidaddled purdy darn fast. Late for yoga or some other dang thing. 1.3582 0.04267 201 145 41 15
866 Now a mere historical footnote, the Pony Express was originally known as the Pony Espresso. 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
867 The natives are getting restless. And now we know why. 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
868 Damn coffee, I wish we knew how to quit you. 1.3582 0.04179 201 141 48 12
869 I guess that's why they call him "Red Eye." 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
870 Tell the sheriff he ain’t gettin’ his flat white. 1.3582 0.03934 201 137 56 8
871 Durn it, Hank you didn't have to shoot him ... when he asked if you wanted chocolate on your cappucino he wasn't implying you were gay ... 1.3582 0.04467 201 148 35 18
872 Shouldn't be any problem catchin' up with 'em, Jake ... they won't want to spill their lattes. 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
873 Looks like they took the panini press. 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
874 Don't touch anything Cody, I'm almost out of hand sanitizer. 1.3582 0.04411 201 145 40 16
875 Can't be more than a latte or two ahead of us now. 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
876 Couldn't have left that long ago; the avocado toast's still fresh. 1.3582 0.04089 201 142 47 12
877 Yup. It's definitely the Cappuccino Kid 1.3582 0.04297 201 143 44 14
878 Well, pardner, good thing we rendezvoused at that Starbucks back by the mall. 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
879 We’ll head ‘em off at Pilates. 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
880 They call this curbside? 1.3582 0.04119 201 140 50 11
881 Must’ve been them Native Americanos. 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
882 I told you they'd never cut it in the Americano West. 1.3582 0.04354 201 144 42 15
883 Well Jake, I'd say we just missed out on a hot cup of Joe, with a shot of expresso, a double pump of hazelnut, skim-milk foam and a dusting of cinnamon. 1.3575 0.03980 207 143 54 10
884 Dang. They used to have great take-out. 1.3568 0.04205 199 140 47 12
885 Damn those Spaghetti Westerns 1.3568 0.04497 199 145 37 17
886 Damn Millennials. 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
887 And this here, this used to be what they called “New York City” 1.3568 0.04382 199 143 41 15
888 You should see what they did with the range. 1.3568 0.04497 199 147 34 18
889 So that’s why they’re always able to make a quick getaway. 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
890 For sure, this ain't the Keurig Kid's campin spot. 1.3568 0.04113 199 141 46 12
891 Looks like a bad one, Clem. The baristas have stampeded. 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
892 We'll never catch up to them now that they're caffeinated. 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
893 They can't be far. There's still frothy foam on that skinny matcha green tea with soy milk and four pumps. 1.3568 0.04440 199 144 39 16
894 Scoundrels these days are so high maintenance. 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
895 We're getting close. Watch for napkins and stir sticks. 1.3568 0.03826 199 134 59 6
896 He was just here. I'd know his macchia de espresso anywhere. 1.3568 0.04082 199 138 51 10
897 We can't be more than a half-caff's ride behind them. 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
898 Yup, looks like we just missed the americano. 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
899 DAMN MILLENNIALS, NEVER PUT ANYTHING AWAY. 1.3568 0.04440 199 144 39 16
900 Prioritys have changed in the new west. 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
901 We better tell the Sheriff, without their coffee, these outlaws are now more than dangerous - they will be downright IRRITABLE! 1.3568 0.04553 199 146 35 18
902 If the baristas have been wiped out is life still worth living? 1.3568 0.04440 199 144 39 16
903 But you said, 'take a shot.' 1.3568 0.04144 199 139 49 11
904 It's broke but there's a Starbucks just yonder past them Saguaros. 1.3568 0.04205 199 140 47 12
905 The Double Latte Gang.....can't be more than a days ride away 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
906 Yep, when his barista quit, Cookie just went kinda loco. 1.3568 0.04553 199 146 35 18
907 Why do you think it is a mirage? 1.3553 0.04231 197 139 46 12
908 So much for home on the range. 1.3553 0.04170 197 138 48 11
909 Why in tarnation these hombres bother with a fancy coffee machine? Why, everyone knows, the best part of waking up is chili in your cup. 1.3553 0.04411 197 142 40 15
910 The director told me this was the modern take on spaghetti westerns. 1.3553 0.04231 197 139 46 12
911 I've seen this before. They ran out of Starbucks. 1.3553 0.03381 197 144 43 10
912 Do you think there's wi-fi? 1.3553 0.04352 197 141 42 14
913 Looks like we’re on the trail of the Pony Espresso 1.3553 0.04231 197 139 46 12
914 You're one to judge, Billy. You've got your horse dressed in a thong. 1.3553 0.04352 197 141 42 14
915 Tell me again why we had to rob that Starbucks. 1.3553 0.04170 197 140 45 12
916 Looks like things went from spaghetti to linguine real quick. 1.3548 0.04123 217 155 47 15
917 The grounds are still warm... The baristas can't be far. 1.3544 0.04161 206 146 47 13
918 I’ve seen this sign before. Not good. Means no latte. 1.3538 0.04195 195 137 47 11
919 No kiddin’ - You have to put the contraption on top of the campfire? 1.3538 0.04380 195 140 41 14
920 He won’t get far. His triple shot cashew milk mocha with no foam and cinnamon dusting is decaf. 1.3538 0.04132 195 136 49 10
921 Well that's a shame, how 'bout some tea? 1.3538 0.04195 195 137 47 11
922 Is this the range? 1.3527 0.04145 207 147 47 13
923 Yep, they're heading for higher grounds. 1.3526 0.03997 190 130 53 7
924 I’d say you’re right, Phil. This looks to be the camp of the Breve Bandits. 1.3523 0.04157 193 135 48 10
925 We'll catch 'em soon enough--they're runnin' on instant. 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
926 Starbucks it is, then. 1.3523 0.04348 193 138 42 13
927 I tol' ya, Thad, I can track an MFA student for miles, easy 1.3523 0.04157 193 135 48 10
928 They haven't been gone long - the Latte is still warm. 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
929 Yuppie-ki-yay! 1.3523 0.04530 193 141 36 16
930 Looks like The Barista Gang up and left. 1.3523 0.04470 193 140 38 15
931 From the looks of it, the Latte Kid and his gang can’t be too far ahead of us. 1.3523 0.04348 193 138 42 13
932 The Italians were here... 1.3523 0.04348 193 138 42 13
933 We’re too late- the barista gang fled already! 1.3523 0.02494 193 142 45 6
934 Looks like our reservations don’t matter. 1.3523 0.04157 193 135 48 10
935 Them rustlers lit out on espresso, we'll never catch em 1.3523 0.03958 193 137 46 10
936 Whoa! That's Ethiopian Yirgacheffe coffee. Single grower. They can't be far! 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
937 Don’t fret. I reckon they’ll be another just across the canyon. 1.3516 0.04321 182 128 44 10
938 I wish those big city folks would at least learn to extinguish their camp fires. 1.3515 0.04153 202 143 47 12
939 It's the masks. They thought we were bandits. 1.3508 0.04439 191 138 39 14
940 Looks like the hipsters have been here again. 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
941 Two things are certain: they were all masked, and somewhere back aways we musta crossed into the 21st century! 1.3508 0.04248 191 135 45 11
942 We just missed ‘em - cappuccinos are still steamin’. 1.3508 0.04248 191 135 45 11
943 The barista bandits are back. 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
944 When I fire my gun you are going to see two cactuses run. 1.3508 0.04248 191 135 45 11
945 Musta been the dark roast. 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
946 Oh, no! It looks like we got here just a little too latte. 1.3508 0.04183 191 134 47 10
947 No wonder its only one star on Yelp*. 1.3508 0.04117 191 135 46 10
948 Looks like that pack of hipsters just blew through 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
949 It's The Espresso Kid alright. We'll never catch him now. 1.3508 0.04183 191 134 47 10
950 No, no. The location wasn’t the problem - plenty of foot traffic. Problem was they always burned the the damn coffee. 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
951 Huh. I saw on Instagram they were still open for take out. 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
952 Looks like a Dine and Dash 1.3505 0.04140 194 136 48 10
953 Looks like the "Cappuccino Kid" left in quite a hurry. 1.3492 0.04341 189 135 42 12
954 Looks like the Barista Banditos were running latte. 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
955 Before the standoff, let's offer them a mint. 1.3492 0.04276 189 136 41 12
956 Well, I guess we should head back to Starbucks 1.3492 0.04341 189 135 42 12
957 They were just here, the milk is still warm. 1.3492 0.04073 189 131 50 8
958 Seriously! ...Ok, let’s just have tea. 1.3492 0.04341 189 135 42 12
959 Well latte-da, that's a bit despresso. 1.3492 0.04593 189 139 34 16
960 Well Sheriff, you were right. Looks like the Hills Brothers have teamed up with the Folgers gang after all. 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
961 Starbuckaroos looks closed. 1.3492 0.04341 189 135 42 12
962 That's why they was so fast. 1.3492 0.04276 189 134 44 11
963 Woah Nellie, we just missed them. Well, better latte then never. 1.3490 0.04165 192 135 47 10
964 Baristas. And by the looks of it we just missed em 1.3476 0.04402 187 137 36 14
965 Well Luke, looks like Glamper season is here again. 1.3476 0.04063 187 137 38 12
966 He can't have gotten far. Those are decaf beans. 1.3476 0.04369 187 134 41 12
967 Looks like they high-tailed it outta here sometime in the early 70s. 1.3476 0.04563 187 137 35 15
968 No, you fool, I said to track the Bautista Gang! 1.3476 0.04369 187 134 41 12
969 Range on the Home 1.3476 0.04625 187 138 33 16
970 Sheriff, there’s trouble a-brewin’. 1.3476 0.04167 187 131 47 9
971 This town ain’t big enough for a venti... 1.3476 0.04435 187 135 39 13
972 The Americanos never stood a chance. 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
973 ‘I guess we should’ve looked up the reviews beforehand.’ 1.3476 0.04687 187 139 31 17
974 You see, no matter what they invent people always return to the simple! 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
975 I reckon it’s a multi-generational gang we’re after. 1.3476 0.04369 187 134 41 12
976 Dang. Now those rustlers will be riding twice as fast. 1.3476 0.04236 187 132 45 10
977 Damn barista bandits. 1.3476 0.04167 187 131 47 9
978 Did you forget to lock up again before we left? 1.3476 0.04435 187 135 39 13
979 I told you no one would pay a whole two bits for a cup of joe, Starbuck. 1.3476 0.04369 187 134 41 12
980 Looks like some shots were fired. 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
981 Looks like we’re too late bringing back the almond milk. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
982 You sure we are in the right decade? 1.3459 0.04123 185 129 48 8
983 Dang! Millennial rustlers 1.3459 0.04263 185 131 44 10
984 They left on the espresso train. 1.3459 0.04263 185 131 44 10
985 Those darn New Yorkers again. 1.3459 0.04465 185 134 38 13
986 Overfranchised. 1.3459 0.04051 185 138 34 13
987 They can't be far off; the tip jar is still full. 1.3459 0.04331 185 132 42 11
988 Looks like they didn’t have time to compost their grounds before they took off. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
989 Not to worry, Slim, there's another one open at yonder rock. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
990 I told you Amazon delivers anywhere. 1.3459 0.04331 185 132 42 11
991 I'll call 911; you search for the wall outlet. 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
992 DAGNAMIT! I’’m no good without my double espresso. 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
993 Damn restaurant critics. Another fine eatery done gone. 1.3443 0.04291 183 130 43 10
994 I told you we're in a time-travel western. 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
995 We can't be far off- looks like they didn't even reach the 195 to 205 degrees Fahrenheit necessary for optimal bean extraction. 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
996 Looks like the Pony Espresso must have stopped here. 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
997 Bet ya anything they're headed East. 1.3443 0.04291 183 130 43 10
998 I love the smell of latte in the morning. 1.3443 0.04220 183 129 45 9
999 I told them not to charge $5 for a latte. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1000 They say this, here, is the spot the great Milk Product Standoff occurred. Oat, soy, almond, cow--many a dander was raised, sighs heaved, eyes rolled. The eternal flame is in remembrance of the baristas who had to put up with that crap that day." 1.3443 0.04627 183 135 33 15
1001 That Vente Latte still looks warm 1.3443 0.04184 183 131 42 10
1002 What happened to the good old days? 1.3443 0.04220 183 131 42 10
1003 I'd say we're trackin' a couple of city slickers. 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
1004 Fire's fresh, but with that much caffeine in 'em they could be miles away. 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1005 Well, I've always heard he's the fastest barista in the West. 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
1006 This must be the dude ranch, but where's the dude? 1.3443 0.02144 183 142 33 8
1007 Looks like plain lattes... They must've been in some hurry. 1.3443 0.04220 183 129 45 9
1008 Yes, we just missed ‘em.... the Pony Espresso Gang. 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
1009 Doggone it. I was hoping the gal with the nose ring and the sparrow tattoo was gonna be here. She and I, we have a little rapport is all. She...she talks to me, you know? She makes eye contact. Makes me feel special. Not a WORD to my wife about this. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1010 Well Headly, here's something you don't see every day. 1.3443 0.04529 183 136 32 15
1011 There's one on every corner.. 1.3443 0.04075 183 127 49 7
1012 Damn, I could have used a cappuccino! 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
1013 It looks like we just missed the notorious Barista Bandit gang. 1.3443 0.04220 183 129 45 9
1014 The oat milk is still frothy, they can’t be far. 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1015 Ever since the Barrista's arrived the milk snakes been carrying them off whole. 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1016 Cowpokes out here don't take kindly to a messed up cappuccino. 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
1017 'Musta just got t.p. in at Walmart' 1.3443 0.04627 183 135 33 15
1018 Yep, one more mom & pop driven out of business by Pony Espresso. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1019 Well, we lost him again. Got to give him credit for his social distancing. 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1020 I don't think the coffee's gonna help them get away-unless they gave it to the horses. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1021 There's still froth on the double macchiato. They can't have gone too far. 1.3436 0.04112 195 138 47 10
1022 Damn, last time we came through here they gave me a free latte card! 1.3427 0.04220 178 125 45 8
1023 We don't need no stinkin' biscotti, this here is tea country. 1.3427 0.04294 178 126 43 9
1024 It’s pronounced ‘espresso’. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1025 Looks like they're closed 1.3427 0.04220 178 125 45 8
1026 Don't worry, there's another one one the next corner. 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
1027 It looks like the Pony Espresso riders just broke camp! 1.3427 0.04439 178 128 39 11
1028 Reminds me. I forgot to pack the marshmallows again. 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
1029 Looks like we’re café au late. 1.3427 0.04144 178 124 47 7
1030 Dang! Looks like we just missed the espresso. 1.3427 0.04367 178 127 41 10
1031 Sure, they're faster now. But at what cost? 1.3427 0.04367 178 127 41 10
1032 This isn’t the Old West I remember, Deke. 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
1033 First time I've seen a range on a home on the range. 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
1034 Dagnammit sheriff, we’ll never catch ‘em now; I reckon that’s a double shot. 1.3427 0.04367 178 127 41 10
1035 I really wish people would throw their used stirrers away 1.3427 0.04717 178 134 28 16
1036 If you're right and you heard them pull 4 shots. That only leaves them enough for a double breve. We should see them back by nightfall. 1.3425 0.04024 181 125 50 6
1037 The grande nonfat caramel macchiato bandits can’t be far now. Let’s ride! 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1038 You sure we ain’t goin’ in circles, Nelson? That there cactus looks mighty familiar. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1039 I told you coming all this way for a latte was a waste of time. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1040 I warned 'em, calling it Geronimoccha's wouldn't go over well. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1041 Nobody's home or on the range. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1042 Looks like we missed the espresso. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
1043 Well we missed Happy Hour! 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
1044 All this used to be a Starbucks, far as the eye could see. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1045 Looks like we just missed Butch Cassidy and the Starbucks Kid! 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
1046 I can smell the pumpkin spice; we're on the right trail. 1.3425 0.04174 181 127 46 8
1047 Move along, these are sacred grounds. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1048 Looks like Buck was here all right. He gets mighty ornery when Cookie runs out of cinnamon. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1049 I'd stay longer but the horses only drink oat milk lattes. 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1050 We should be able to wrap this up quickly, sheriff. How far could they get dragging a generator? 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1051 They must've gotten one of them small business loans. 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1052 The Cappuccino Gang. First we catch 'em, then we decaffeinate 'em. 1.3425 0.04389 181 132 37 12
1053 Jake we got to stop those varmints before they rob another appliance store." 1.3425 0.04211 181 135 33 13
1054 dagnabit barista bandits again 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1055 Dang, I was sure hoping for one of those them cappuccinos. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1056 '"Well, just goes to show Starbuck's can't be successful everywhere..." 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1057 Shoot! Looks like we got here too latte. 1.3425 0.04137 181 129 43 9
1058 Wannabe hipsters. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
1059 Il brutto, il buono, il cattivo 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
1060 Don’t worry they will be back by morning 1.3425 0.03748 181 134 37 10
1061 We’re too late. The Keurig gang has struck again. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1062 Espresso! We’ll never catch ‘em now. 1.3425 0.04790 181 136 28 17
1063 He won't get far on his fixed gear bike. 1.3425 0.04726 181 135 30 16
1064 Huh - there really is a Starbucks on every corner.” 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1065 They won't get far with all of that coffee in 'em. 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1066 Slim, I think we're in the middle of one of them Italian westerns 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1067 The milk is still foamy. They're only a half hour ahead. 1.3425 0.04100 181 126 48 7
1068 It’s the Barista Gang. They’re heading for the border with everyone’s tip jars. 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1069 Whoa, looks like that candy-ass new barista musta messed up the foam flower on Mean Pete's latte. 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
1070 This is where the shots were fired. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1071 Looks like someone's not in lockdown. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1072 Dollars to doughnuts, they're heading back to Brooklyn. 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1073 Obviously a bunch of greenhorns: didn't know they could get battery power out of a cactus. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1074 Well heck, Hank. It looks like Cookie done vamoosed without his Delonghi. 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1075 Couldn't be Kiowa. They're strictly hibachi and charcoal briquets. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1076 I told you to put on your mask. Now we’ll never get our lattes! 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1077 Better ride into town and get a posse Deputy. Tell ‘em it looks like the Williams-Sonoma Gang’s busted out again. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1078 Looks like we’re too latte. 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
1079 Yep, looks like the Barista Brothers have been here. 1.3425 0.04319 181 131 39 11
1080 I dunno Sheriff. I don't think your star and our bucks is a good theme for a coffee bizness. 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
1081 Never thought they'd really close 'em all just because of a little virus! 1.3425 0.04174 181 127 46 8
1082 Pony Espresso” seems too ambitious. Let’s deliver the mail instead. 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
1083 Sheesh- those urban cowboys have been here again! 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
1084 The hell with the bounty, I'm joining the fugitives. 1.3425 0.04726 181 135 30 16
1085 We may be too late, but unless I'm mistaken this was Custer's last coffee. 1.3425 0.04458 181 131 38 12
1086 Looks like your hunch that it was a Barista Brothers job was right. 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1087 They didn't even leave it plugged in for us. 1.3425 0.04247 181 128 44 9
1088 Looks like Pony Espresso. 1.3425 0.04389 181 130 40 11
1089 Them varmints spilled the beans this time. 1.3425 0.04100 181 126 48 7
1090 These non-fat, one pump, no whip, soy lattes can only mean one thing... 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1091 When the waitress gets back, ask her for the key to the restroom. 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1092 Can you believe it? New Yorkers..."What Else?" 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1093 Looks like they ran out of oat milk. 1.3409 0.04247 176 124 44 8
1094 So, it's the New Orleans Chicory Blend Gang all right 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1095 He ain't far. Where there's a Nespresso, there's a Clooney. 1.3409 0.04470 176 127 38 11
1096 This was no camping accident... 1.3409 0.04613 176 129 34 13
1097 Pre-ground Arabica beans? City slickers. 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
1098 Hipsters, I’d say. 1.3408 0.04347 179 128 41 10
1099 I was pretty upset when I realized there were no outlets 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
1100 A French press is so much better for the environment. 1.3408 0.04274 179 127 43 9
1101 keep yer distance, them cacti are highly caffeinated and hostile. 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
1102 The Persistence of Cowboys by Salvador Dalí 1.3401 0.04384 197 145 37 15
1103 It's even worse than I imagined, Jake. He uses a blade grinder on his beans. 1.3391 0.04427 174 125 39 10
1104 They were sick and tired of being home on the range. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1105 Again? 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
1106 Uh-Oh. Looks like the Peet's Gang is back in the area again. 1.3391 0.04427 174 125 39 10
1107 Could've told 'em their pop-up would fail. It's time we finally start that market research shop. 1.3391 0.04718 174 129 31 14
1108 I don't think they're open yet 1.3390 0.04376 177 127 40 10
1109 Socialite distancing 1.3372 0.04496 172 127 33 12
1110 Missed 'em! We shouldn't have stopped for them cronuts. 1.3372 0.04302 172 122 42 8
1111 We're gonna need the long extension cord. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1112 We don't need no stinking barista! 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1113 They’re just a few hours ahead of us! I can tell by the froth on them cups! 1.3372 0.04263 172 124 39 9
1114 Told you I'd find us a Starbucks. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1115 Ol Lefty sure knew how to brew up a dynamite cup of coffee. 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
1116 Told you they changed their breakfast hours. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1117 Bandits! They’ll leave the campfire but take the coffee. 1.3372 0.04824 172 129 28 15
1118 It looks like they they had a hard time on the range..... 1.3372 0.04381 172 123 40 9
1119 Guess they found out the wifi was better at the OK corral 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
1120 Yeah, they are known for always taking an extra shot... 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
1121 Do you think this is social distancing ? 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
1122 Used to be one near every campfire. 1.3372 0.04058 172 119 48 5
1123 They gave us the sip. 1.3372 0.04894 172 130 26 16
1124 I knew we should have stopped at the Starbucks back at the pass. 1.3369 0.04076 187 132 47 8
1125 Italians... 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1126 Learn from this. The bonfire wasn't made in China. 1.3353 0.04489 170 123 37 10
1127 Lost Starbucks tribe desperate for triple shot espresso, I reckon. 1.3353 0.04331 170 121 41 8
1128 What did you expect from a spaghetti western? 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1129 Now that's what I call an open kitchen plan. 1.3353 0.04331 170 121 41 8
1130 We’re hot on their trail, go check and see if the coffee is still warm. 1.3353 0.04489 170 123 37 10
1131 I reckon they ran into a latte trouble. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
1132 Definitely from Manhattan. Keep that mask on. 1.3353 0.04083 170 118 47 5
1133 Darn, we’re just a little latte! 1.3353 0.04371 170 124 36 10
1134 "Yeah, this a mocha massacre all right. Those poor souls never realized they were in cappuccino territory." 1.3353 0.04789 170 127 29 14
1135 By the smell of that fair trade arabica, I’m guessin’ they hightailed it straight back to Brooklyn. 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
1136 Oh no. Is this the beginning of gentrification? 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
1137 The Arabica Gang finally put the Pony Espresso outta business. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1138 Looks like we’re two weeks behind Italy. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1139 They obviously beat it out of here in a hurry—left the space heater on. 1.3333 0.04277 168 119 42 7
1140 Social distancing drives those city folk crazy. 1.3333 0.04277 168 119 42 7
1141 Well Luke, I'm guessing that they're headed for Seattle. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1142 Looks like the Foam on the Range Gang was here. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1143 I guess we're arriving too latte. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1144 Pony Expresso, they used to call it. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1145 Must be the Barista de Machiato gang. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1146 I think we arrived a little latte 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1147 Looks like they left here about 15 minutes ago. Probably 3 days ahead of us by now. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1148 They can’t have got far. The stainless-steel, copper bottom, non-stick sauté pan is still warm. 1.3333 0.04481 168 124 33 11
1149 Last cappuccino before the border! 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1150 So this is Starbuckaroo? 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1151 Looks and smells like they were here 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1152 YOU WERE SERIOUS WHEN YOU SAID YOU LIKED MAKING IT OVER THE FIRE BETTER! 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1153 Shots were fired; shots were pulled. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1154 It's bandit baristas all right. And now they're jacked up on pumpkin spice. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1155 So we rode all night and ended up in Italy? 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1156 They're down to de-caf. They won't get far. 1.3313 0.04220 166 117 43 6
1157 This was Custer’s last espresso stand. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1158 This used to be a drive-thru. 1.3313 0.04306 166 118 41 7
1159 Damn Easterners... 1.3313 0.04306 166 118 41 7
1160 Yep, It's the Millennials all right, and they were just here. 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1161 This glamp site looks fresh. We're not far behind them! 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1162 Must be from the post industrial apocalypse. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
1163 We're too late. They lit out and they took the barista with 'em. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1164 It's the Italian gang, don't worry they won't get far without their morning coffee 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1165 Well Dusty, looks like our cup of mud will have to wait. 1.3313 0.04220 166 120 39 7
1166 It said they open at High Noon. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1167 Yessir, that’s Guatemalan alright—decaf. They won’t get far. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1168 Franco-Comanche or Italo-Apache, what's your guess? 1.3313 0.04306 166 118 41 7
1169 We're close but too late. They took the extension cord we were following. 1.3313 0.04390 166 124 31 11
1170 Tarnation, I just called our order in and paid for it. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1171 Looks like we’re too late for the Pony Espresso. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1172 They left in a hurry. Probably headed for that bakery on the back forty. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1173 Wouldn’t you know it’s carry out only. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1174 Some people are really takin' that social distancing to heart. 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
1175 These pop-ups are out of control. 1.3313 0.04220 166 122 35 9
1176 They take this spaghetti western thing very seriously 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1177 You think he went to find a restroom? 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1178 Desert glamping quickly lost its appeal when there was no outlet available for the espresso machine. 1.3313 0.04348 166 121 36 9
1179 Looks like someone tipped off the Latte Gang that we were coming. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1180 He musta gone off lookin' fer an extension cord. 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1181 They can't have gone far, there's still foam on their cappuccino. 1.3293 0.04368 167 120 39 8
1182 I guess where there is no place to plug it in, you go manual. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
1183 I told you we should’ve gone to Starbucks 1.3293 0.04247 164 116 42 6
1184 Tarnation, there ain't no wifi neither! 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1185 I'd say it was a case of hasta barista!" 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1186 At least they get up early. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
1187 Let's push on for grub, Dusty. I don't trust a messy kitchen. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
1188 They left here in short order. 1.3293 0.04746 164 122 30 12
1189 Damn these glam desperados and their haute cowboy camps! 1.3293 0.04291 164 119 37 8
1190 Starbucks... I haven't heard that name in a long time. 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1191 If I had to guess, I'd say... macchiatos 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1192 Starbucks closed it's doors just last week. Things move quick on the frontier. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1193 I don't see any cream...he's traveling lite. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1194 Looks like they missed their shot 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1195 Brokeback Coffee Maker 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1196 They can’t have gone far. The milk is still foamin’. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1197 Looks like we're late for breakfast. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1198 My mobile order said it’d be ready by 10am. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1199 Whoa....hang on just a Demi-Minuto 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1200 I admit, I’ve sown a few wild oat milks myself. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1201 Clearly, a Spaghetti Western. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1202 Seems too recent to have archeological value. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1203 Let's hope it was decaf or else we'll never catch up to them. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1204 Well, well, well. You were right; Italians.. Do you think they left any of those hard cookies behind? 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1205 I warned you, Cookie doesn't like special orders. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1206 Home on the range sur' looks different these days. 1.3272 0.04620 162 121 30 11
1207 Aw shoot, they took the soy milk with ‘em. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1208 Looks like we just missed ‘em, the espresso’s still warm. 1.3272 0.03997 162 112 47 3
1209 Home home with a range. 1.3272 0.04275 162 115 41 6
1210 Welp, no smoothies here, either. Let's keep moving. 1.3272 0.04275 162 115 41 6
1211 Damn! I could’ve used a latte right about now. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1212 At least the drive-through is still open. 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1213 Westworld, under stay-at-home order. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1214 Steamer's still hot, so they've probably got a 10 minute head start." 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1215 From the looks of that espresso maker I'd say they're headed for the nearest Sam's Club! 1.3250 0.04348 160 117 35 8
1216 They left in a hurry. The milk is still foamy and 180 degrees. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1217 Glampers always leave behind such a mess. 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
1218 It appears that they left more than footprints. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1219 I just don’t get the hype behind pony espresso. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1220 Those barista bandits can't be far, this latte is still frothy. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1221 Looks like the 21st Century got here first. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1222 Looks like someone was in a Venti hurry to get out of here. 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
1223 Do you think whatever he was fixen' to eat ate him? 1.3250 0.04482 160 119 32 9
1224 Don't worry . I can track the GEN X's by their smart phones . 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1225 No time to waste, Tex. From the looks of things, they're about 3 hours ahead of us, and they're not going to need a siesta. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1226 I hate the Barista Gang.They are such pigs. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1227 Here's the coffee maker, so we gotta be close to the range. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1228 Looks like the calling card of Barista Bill 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1229 They must have skedaddled in a hurry - nobody would abandon a Caramel Macchiato unless it was a life or death situation. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1230 Looks like one of those urban elites was trying to camp again 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1231 Couldn't have been very good coffee. 1.3250 0.04901 160 121 26 13
1232 Another dang barista bites the dust” 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1233 How did we ever get from Spaghetti to Espresso Westerns? 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1234 We had to get rid of Cookie when he changed the menu from coffee and beans to latte and scones. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1235 I'm starting to believe they filmed these things in Italy. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1236 They said it's the only Starbuck's that ever failed. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1237 It's the barista gang alright; and they left in a hurry. 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1238 Guess ya’ gonna have to remove that bandana, to enjoy that cup o’ socially-distanced joe, Joe. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1239 Them cappuccino rustlers have gotten worse and worse since they closed the coffee shops. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1240 We just missed him, want a cappuccino before we go." 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1241 I told you we should have ordered online 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1242 I was wondering why Michelin only gave it one star. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1243 Bandito Baristas. 1.3250 0.04210 160 113 42 5
1244 Must've been in a dad-blamed hurry. Left behind their espresso machine AND their French Press. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1245 Looks like there’s another Star Buck who can’t compete with you! 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1246 The closers really left a mess last night. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1247 I'm a guess'n The Barista Kid has about a two-hour jump on us. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1248 Do you think they took all the pastries? 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1249 pony expresso 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1250 Hey, look at that cactus. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1251 Didn’t this used to be that Ride-Thru Starbucks...? 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1252 Dadgumit! We just missed Billy the Millennial. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1253 This is not what I had in mind when you said we were going to wrangle up some Joe. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1254 Won't be hard to pick up the trail--they're a-carryin' that fridge. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1255 Must be out making a delivery 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1256 Looks like they got their Native Americanos to go 1.3250 0.04901 160 121 26 13
1257 Hmmm...looks like a case of Post Barista Stress Disorder! 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1258 I've got it now--it was the barista, in the desert, with the branding iron. 1.3250 0.04901 160 121 26 13
1259 Two long, one short...I think someone was trying to send a signal. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1260 Cookie don't take to newfangled ways 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1261 They won’t make it too far. They live on that stuff. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1262 Well they sure left in a hurry, they didn't even wipe down the milk frother. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1263 Yup. Italians have passed through here. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1264 I warned Cookie that Seth wouldn’t take kindly to whole milk in his latte! 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1265 Don’t worry, there’s a Starbucks at the next desert 1.3250 0.04901 160 121 26 13
1266 These varmints apparently ain't from around these parts. 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1267 No problem, soon as they come back with the U-Haul, we grab 'em. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1268 This is no country for old beans 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1269 Bet we can catch them at the shitter if we leave now. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1270 Dang, they only left the decaf. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1271 Yep, there's still microfoam, Jeb. They can't be far off. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1272 Somethin' mighty strange is going on around here: we lower our bandanas, get up close, and everybody skedaddles. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1273 Rio Grande? Christ, can't you just call it a medium river? 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1274 Is it a bad time to ask for coffee? 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1275 Where's a damn barrista when you need one? 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1276 Hank, I'ma thinkin' we outta retire, open a coffee shop...location, location, location. 1.3250 0.04210 160 113 42 5
1277 We're too late. They already made off with our Hazelnut Mocha Lattes. 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1278 Shots fired. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1279 They ain't been gone long. The latte's still frothy 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1280 I told ya, those goddamn capucino sippin’ liberals, no way they’ll ever understand the ways of the West 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1281 I’m guessin’ they went for an extension cord. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1282 I don't believe they're from around these parts. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1283 They can't have gone far. The cappuccino machine is still warm. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1284 Looks like we missed the Federal Expresso again. 1.3250 0.04654 160 118 32 10
1285 Looks like they're 2 pony expressos ahead of us.. 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1286 Looks like they broke camp right after breakfast. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1287 Looks like another coffee franchise didn't make it 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1288 Just as I suspected... Glampers. 1.3250 0.04068 160 119 33 8
1289 Something tells me they had coffee. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1290 Espresso. These men were itching for a fight. 1.3230 0.04189 161 114 42 5
1291 It's just like the Pony Espresso to leave in such a dang hurry. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
1292 I reckon we’re looking for a 100 head of cattle tied up with a 50 mile extension cord. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
1293 He's out of Chai, he won't get far now. 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1294 What kind of savages destroy the expresso machine! 1.3228 0.04423 158 114 37 7
1295 He went to a latte of trouble for the perfect brew. 1.3228 0.04189 158 114 38 6
1296 Gosh darn it, I told you we were gonna be too late for the Continental Breakfast! 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
1297 It was the Barista Boys alright. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1298 Oh, oh, drip vs espresso shoot out! 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1299 I'll call housekeeping and let them know the campsite they assigned us is a mess. 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1300 Appears they had a few too many double shots. Best we try to round 'em up before nightfall. 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1301 The coffee sucks but their Possum is to die for! 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1302 'I thought you said there was going to be coffee?' 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1303 So much for rounding them up in short order. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1304 He was doing just fine until Starbuck's moved in. 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
1305 You don't abandon a fresh mocaccino unless it's pretty dire. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1306 I personally never book a glamping site with a two cactus rating. 1.3228 0.04602 158 118 30 10
1307 Looks like the Baristas gang camped here last night. 1.3228 0.04423 158 114 37 7
1308 Guess he saw the masks and thought we were after his toilet paper. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1309 Trouble with these pop up cafes is they're popping up some place else by the time you get there. 1.3228 0.04602 158 117 33 9
1310 Let's go to the next town only five miles away. They have two Starbucks right across the street from each other. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1311 I'd say they're about two shots' ride ahead of us. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1312 They can't have gotten far--the milk's still frothy. 1.3228 0.04189 158 119 30 9
1313 They were running out of places to open a new Starbucks 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1314 Well, for the overnight packages, you have to use the Pony Espresso. 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1315 Gosh darn it, I don't know why businesses keep failing in this neighborhood. 1.3228 0.04237 158 112 41 5
1316 Goddamnit! This is the Washington Trail. 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
1317 We must be getting close, they ditched their last espresso machine. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
1318 Looks like we just missed those Star Buckaroos. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
1319 Let's ride, partner. That Tall latté won't last till Laredo. 1.3205 0.04360 156 112 38 6
1320 Jeb, I just don't see how he ground those beans. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
1321 They left in a hurry, that's for sure. And they took the Instant Pot with 'em. 1.3205 0.04454 156 113 36 7
1322 Box canyon up ahead--we got 'em. They're runnin' low on mocha lattes. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1323 Irresponsible. Well, at least they unplugged it. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
1324 them glam campers musta' hightailed it 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
1325 Well Jim, it looks to me like they got Starbucked right out of here. 1.3205 0.04681 156 118 27 11
1326 That’s a no on coffee then? 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1327 The Bandista escaped again... 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
1328 It’s espresso, Philip. Not expressso. 1.3205 0.04454 156 113 36 7
1329 Yup, by the looks of it we caught up with the infamous "Galloping Gourmet." 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
1330 home on the range, my ass 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1331 Half-caf—they won’t get far. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
1332 "I think you mean, the gang at vente has a background of grande sized robberies and looks to have a tall chance of escape." 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1333 I'm tired of being one step behind the Baristas. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1334 Damn city folk. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1335 Looks like it's the Bar E Star boys outta Seattle... 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
1336 Looks like they finally caught up with the Cappuccino Kid! 1.3205 0.04454 156 113 36 7
1337 They wanted more money, I gave them more money. Even threw in an Espresso maker. The other rancher offered a health plan and a 401K. Markets down. There was nothing more I could do. 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
1338 Someone was certainly upset with the lack of electricity! 1.3195 0.04701 169 128 28 13
1339 Dang! Looks like we showed up latte. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
1340 Well, Slim, sure looks like they don't have curbside service after all. 1.3190 0.04055 163 115 44 4
1341 Looks like the competition between Starbucks and Duncan Donuts is getting more aggressive 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1342 Well what do you expect, you can only get Starbucks at a drive through and they don't allow horses 1.3182 0.04243 154 112 36 6
1343 Poor guy must've been overrun when Starbucks shut down for Covid19. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
1344 Yuppie ki-yay, they couldn't have gotten farther than Barista Junction 1.3182 0.04486 154 112 35 7
1345 Looks like the Barista Josey Wales got away again. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
1346 Looks like we were one espresso drink too late. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
1347 Fire's still burning and hey, there's my missing Amazon orders. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1348 This reminds me - I left my curling iron on at home. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
1349 You see John...I told you this wasn't a place for Starbucks. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1350 Gosh darn it, Eb. We missed brunch again. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1351 Hmm, the Pony Espresso cant be too far away 1.3182 0.04486 154 112 35 7
1352 This is definitely a different breed of cattle rustlers. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
1353 And you told me they were uncivilized savages. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
1354 What in the Sam Hill is that? 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
1355 I thought YOU were bringing the extension cord 1.3182 0.04292 154 110 39 5
1356 Looks like the new Starbucks is open. 1.3182 0.04849 154 116 27 11
1357 Looks like a Starbucks camped here last night. 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
1358 This gives a new meaning to home on the range. 1.3182 0.04292 154 110 39 5
1359 They should be way beyond Rio Grande by now, maybe Rio Venti. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1360 They're always one step ahead of us, don't they ever sleep? 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1361 "They say living on the run changes a man." 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1362 They'll be slowed by their weighted blankets. 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1363 Looks like kettle rustlers got here before us. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1364 We’re too latte ... they’ve already gone! 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1365 Still no sign of the kitchen sink though... 1.3158 0.05063 152 117 22 13
1366 I guess he brought everything but the beans! Damned urban cowboy. 1.3158 0.04270 152 116 27 9
1367 Sorry, partner, you made a wrong turn. This is the Pony Espresso. 1.3158 0.05233 152 119 18 15
1368 Well, we needed a new one anyway. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1369 Milk's still warm. Reckon they're only a mile ahead of us. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
1370 Dang, they traded in our chuck wagon for an espresso machine. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1371 So this is why we smelt burnt beans! 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1372 Quick, double shot of espresso for the horses and we should be able to catch them by sundown. 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
1373 They can't be far - this coffee machine's still warm. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1374 He won't get far without a real breakfast. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1375 They ain't far ahead now, that steamed froth can't be more'n an hour old. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1376 Well there's a Starbucks over yonder. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1377 Looks like the Pony Espresso just ditched camp! 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1378 Campfire's still warm.Those cappuccino banditos can't be too far off 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1379 Starbucks customers can be touchy if their order isn't exactly right. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1380 Still packing that extension cord?” 1.3158 0.04320 152 109 38 5
1381 Not to worry. I'm sure there's another one within moseyin' distance. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1382 The locals get very upset if you're spotted drinking a cappuccino after noon! 1.3158 0.04218 152 108 40 4
1383 Them baristas can't have gone far. The espresso machine's still warm. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
1384 DANG IT HERB, I TOLD YOU THE GOURMET COFFEE GANG COULD SMELL YOUR SECOND RATE BROWN WATER YOU CALL COFFEE A MILE AWAY! THEY DONE PICKED UP CAMP AND LEFT ! 1.3158 0.04566 152 114 29 9
1385 Mimosas, espresso, avocado toast. They broke up brunch, and took the women and children! 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1386 Well, I guess Starbucks can't open any damn place they feel like! 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
1387 I was hoping that they would leave the face masks! 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1388 They must have been mad when they discovered that there were no electrical outlets out here. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
1389 I guess we 're too late. Do you still want to roast some marshmallows? 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
1390 Another ambush. Something tells me this Pony Espresso service isn't gonna last. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
1391 Looks like it's going to be instant tonight. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1392 Some folk just fare better in the city. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1393 We don't take kindly to New Yorkers around here. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
1394 Those dirty bastards took the long extension cord with them! 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1395 So that was a shot I heard 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1396 Well, they sure left a latte behind. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1397 Simple: Barista burnout. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1398 No wonder they closed... seems nowadays there's a coffee shop on every trail corner." 1.3158 0.04371 152 112 33 7
1399 This must be one of those cattle drive-thrus. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1400 It looks like someone deserted the desert after dessert. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1401 We're close, that creme fraiche is still sharp, tangy and slightly nutty. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1402 Here lie the remains of a long lost civilization: The Beto O’Rourke campaign. 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
1403 Cappuccino after lunch. They'll pay for that too. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
1404 We’ll catch ‘em when they come down from their caffeine buzz. 1.3148 0.04376 162 121 32 9
1405 This must be the ride up window. 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
1406 Do you think this seems like a good enough place to dump these humans? My back is really starting to hurt. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
1407 Espresso machine. Demi-tasses. Napkins. These ain't no ordinary outlaws. 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
1408 Well, pardner, looks like we’ll have to make ourselves some good old fashioned cowboy coffee. Venti or grande? 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
1409 look for a couple filing for divorce 1.3148 0.04834 162 124 25 13
1410 Aw, shucks Dan, they made off with our espresso cappuccinos. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
1411 You should have seen this place before the Coronavirus scare! 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
1412 Looks like we just missed the Starbucks Kid 1.3148 0.04376 162 121 32 9
1413 Looks like the deer and the antelope were playing again. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
1414 Camp is broken. The macchiato foam is not. They're close - giddyup! 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1415 They can't be far, the coffee grounds are still warm. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1416 Poor guy tried to milk a bull. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
1417 I reckon that buzz will wear off by high noon. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1418 Dang, pardner. Just missed the Pony Espresso. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1419 Sorry Butch, I thought they'd at least be doing pick-up 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1420 They don’t call it Rio Grande for nothin’ 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1421 Told ya we was after a tall Americano. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1422 I'm sick of Westworld. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1423 We'll catch them at the Rio Venti. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1424 Ah, the Bad Barista Bandito gang -- love their Blonde Butterscotch Brazilnut Bianco Lattes! 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
1425 I told you, as soon as the soy milk dried up, they would be on their way. 1.3133 0.04400 150 111 32 7
1426 You reckon this espresso machine runs on horse power? 1.3133 0.04349 150 108 37 5
1427 Baristas are known to travel in packs, they couldn't have gone far. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1428 Dang, I'm going to miss my morning espresso 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1429 I guess Starbucks can't open any where they please. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1430 We must have just missed them. Their grande mocha cappuccino hazelnut is still frothy. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1431 It's good to be home! 1.3133 0.05018 150 115 23 12
1432 If they'da drunk cowboy coffee, the wolves never wouldda got 'em. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1433 And I was so looking forward to his prairie dog cheese souffle´. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1434 It seems we've entered the lands of the Macchiato tribe 1.3133 0.04349 150 108 37 5
1435 First you lead us to the abandoned water cooler and now this? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1436 By the looks of it, I'd say the Pony Expresso has just passed through... 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1437 Reckon it's them Seattle cowboys I've been hear'n about. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1438 Looks like someone was here. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1439 Don't worry, they won't go far. Not with all the coffee they had. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1440 Boy,this is terrible. Where am I supposed to get my triple mocha lattes now? 1.3133 0.05193 150 117 19 14
1441 I think they broke camp. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1442 Stop the bellyachin' Slim. We can nab him when he gits back with the solar panels. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1443 New Yorkers have the weirdest ideas about what's funny. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1444 I never bring espresso on the trail. Gives me the jitters. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1445 The Expresso Gang was just here! Fire's still hot. They'll be ridin' west towards Silicone Valley. Let's move!! 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1446 Musta had quite an extension cord! 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1447 Wonder how long they tried to plug it into the fire... 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1448 Remember that guy that we passed a few miles back that asked us if he could borrow an extension cord? I think this is his camp. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1449 Musta been somethin’ bad. Cowpokes don’t just up and leave their cappuccinos. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
1450 I’m so dang tired of those coastal elites. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1451 Yippee ki yi latte... 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1452 They won't go far. That was the first shot of espresso. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
1453 Looks like four shots. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1454 I knew it! We’re chasing Seattle Slim. 1.3108 0.04107 148 112 29 7
1455 Wow, would you look at the size of that cactus! 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
1456 The milk’s still frothy. He can’t have gone far 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
1457 The battle cry is: "Remember the Espresso". 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1458 The steamed milk still looks warm, sheriff. They can't be more than an hour ahead of us. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
1459 How could you forget the grinder? 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
1460 I can imagine the tourists coming now! 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1461 Fire’s hot, still foam on the cappuccino - we missed ‘em, but not by much. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1462 Dang it! It looks like the Cappuccino Killer has gotten away from us again. 1.3108 0.04583 148 109 32 7
1463 I told you the posse wouldn’t like Hazelnut Truffle Decafe, no matter which way we prepared it 1.3108 0.04378 148 107 36 5
1464 He sure left in a hurry, Must have thought I was out to get him When he saw my COVID-19 mask 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1465 We’ll catch up to them quicker that you can say ‘demitasse’ 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1466 Looks like rustlers kidnapped our barista. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1467 I told you his coffee was to kill for, and it looks like the Indians beat us to it. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1468 kids today do not know how to rough it. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1469 I hate it when the Pony Espresso riders ahead of us don't clean up. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1470 Dang it, we missed one heck of a party. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1471 The barista spelled Jesse James with an ‘i.’ 1.3103 0.05226 145 113 19 13
1472 After three days of hard riding, they finally reached the campgrounds of the infamous Pony Espresso. 1.3103 0.04379 145 112 24 9
1473 We're hot on their trail. They didn't even have time to finish their acai bowls. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
1474 He got away again, but he'll never make it out there without his morning espresso and scone. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1475 Looks like they just broke camp - all of it. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1476 On the next episode of Westworld... 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1477 No soy latte today, I suppose. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1478 These fans of Westernworld are taking things too seriously 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1479 Did you tell them to meet at the Rio Grande, or Venti? 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1480 It sure is roastin' out here. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1481 The milk is still foamy, they can't have gotten far. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1482 Looks like they ran out of decaf... 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1483 Dang it, just when I'm hankerin' for a macchiato. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1484 The old IKEA Trail. We're in Sweden, buddy. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1485 No one’s home on the range. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1486 They couldn't have gotten far. That coffee's decaf! 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1487 It has to be the cattle rustlers. Where else would they have gotten the steamed milk? 1.3103 0.05226 145 113 19 13
1488 Looks like we just missed the last pony espresso. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1489 Darn city slickers. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1490 Were getting close, the spaghetti western can’t be much further. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1491 Probably off looking for a burr grinder. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1492 Where's the spaghetti maker? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1493 They're less than a mile away - the milk is still frothy. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1494 Cowboys these days. They're spoilt rotten! 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1495 Looks like the Juan Valdez gang is back in town... 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1496 The reviews didn't mention this. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1497 I feel kinda bad about what I wrote on Yelp, but c’mon, it’s like they didn’t even try. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1498 No toilet paper here either. Let's keep looking. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1499 Just follow the scent of baked beans and pumpkin spice. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1500 Cowboy coffee? Must have been Urban Cowboys! 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1501 From the looks of it, they ran out of PonyExpresso 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1502 Looks like he took the extension cord, Lem. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1503 Looks like bandits raided The Pony Espresso. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
1504 I ain’t helping you load it back up again. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1505 They cain’t be but a minute from here. These here demitasses still got tawny crema in ‘em. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1506 On the final season of Westworld... 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1507 Watch my horse while I go to the bathroom? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1508 These varmints might be gentrified, by they’re not too smart. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1509 Do you think they've got cold brew? 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1510 looks like 'Cookie' found the peyote again.... 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1511 Gittyup Starbuckaroo it looks like we just missed the Barrista gang. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1512 None of the herd like Starbucks either 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1513 They won’t get far without almond milk. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1514 These were the outlaws from the city, sure enough. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1515 First the farmers, now this. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1516 Sure enough. The Barista Gang came through here. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1517 You said Cookie would come around. That he'd adapt. Right. Let's go see what he's done to the microwave. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1518 I can tell where the screenwriter ran out of inspiration. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1519 I guess this is Puerto Barrista. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1520 Reckon we shoulda did fair trade. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1521 I looked everywhere. The extension cord isn't here. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1522 Looks like 'Burning Man' meets Spring break 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1523 I guess Cowboy Coffee it is... 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1524 I think we’re in a Spaghetti Western. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1525 Looks like the Pony Espresso rode through here... 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1526 Looks like the chuckwagon horse bolted again. Susan Thomson, Omaha Nebraska 1.3103 0.03174 145 110 31 4
1527 They served cappuccinos, macchiatos, and cortados, but unfortunately not desperados. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1528 That macchiato's still foamy - he can't have gone far. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1529 I think this is what it means to “break camp”. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
1530 I sense trouble. A triple-venti-half-caff-soy-no-foam-latte heap of trouble. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
1531 Let's check behind the cactus, they'll be asleep somewhere around here. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
1532 They won’t get far without their cappuccinos. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
1533 It must be Passover again. They obviously had to leave in a hurry. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
1534 Baristas! 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1535 We’re too late, the Pony Expresso already left!! 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1536 Ain't no place for such highfalutin contraptions -- grounds for a talkin' to. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1537 So....looks like no mocha latte today. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1538 We got one of them there self-isolaters on our land 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1539 It’s not an ambush if someone spills the beans. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1540 Looks like it's hasta la vista to the barista touristas. 1.3077 0.04408 143 106 31 6
1541 Out on delivery, I reckon. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1542 Apparently electric camping stoves aren't such a good idea. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1543 Oh, really, Tex. 'Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses' is so last century. My horse is actually quite partial to kombucha. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1544 The milk frothers still hot, we just missed them 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1545 Damn time travelers shuda knowd we got no lektricity yet. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1546 Who are those pony espress guys? 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1547 They won't get far without their espresso. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1548 The Pony Espresso finally arrives! 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1549 Let’s come back in about 100 Years 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
1550 I think we spooked the Pony Espresso. 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
1551 We gotta turn Jed onto decaf. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1552 Guess we'll have to head into town for a decent cup of coffee. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1553 Social distancing here seems too much. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1554 How far away did you say that Starbucks was? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1555 They must have left recently in a hurry. The milk is still frothed. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1556 Ride to town as fast as you can! Warn them... The Hipsters are a comin'. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1557 Don't worry, the Pasquale gang won't get far on only one cappuccino. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1558 Spaghetti Westerners, What do They Know? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1559 Burning Man. I rest my case. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1560 Well that’s some hard luck. We’re gonna be chasing ‘em all night now. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1561 Them pony expresso bandits can't have gotten far -- that cappuccino's still frothy 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1562 I told the contractor to build a dessert cafe, not a desert cafe. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1563 Can't be far. Follow the soy milk, Trigger! 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1564 We should have ordered ahead. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1565 We’re getting close. This is Lefty Starbuck’s campfire . 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1566 Shoot, I was hoping for a latte. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1567 Looks like we're too latte again 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1568 Either they left in a big hurry or they’re extremely environmentally insensitive. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
1569 I guess that means my mobile order isn’t ready yet. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1570 Well, then you should have been more specific when you told me to rob the café. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1571 That Starbucks is one cold-blooded sonovabitch 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
1572 Looks like they broke camp right after their lattes. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1573 Looks like we’re getting closer to the hipsters. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1574 These desperadoes won't get far without their double espressos. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1575 I still can’t believe you forgot to buy the oat milk. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1576 The Barista Bandits will be a lot harder to catch without their equipment weighing them down. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1577 It looks as though it was only a single shot; they could not have gone far 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1578 Consider this a teachable moment: always carry an extra protein bar in your bag. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1579 The range will go here. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1580 So it hasn't rained since last night. 1.3077 0.03936 143 107 31 5
1581 I told you, this is not the right way to make coffee. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1582 Dang, looks like I’m gonna have to update my Yelp review. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1583 If I know those Apache, it's not just the coffee beans that are getting slow-roasted. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1584 The critics call it Rustic Modernism--I see Desert Deconstruction." 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1585 The barista gang got away again! 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1586 Looks like old Pete's been rustlin' grub again. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1587 A Yuppie war party. And it looks like they left in a hurry. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1588 He must have thrown a tantrum before deciding to look for an extension cord. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
1589 He said two shots, not one! 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1590 Them UFO's done snatched up another one. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1591 We’re baristas in a world that don’t want us no more. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
1592 Them barristas can't be far. Cappuccinos is still frothy. 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
1593 I'd say we're about two expressos and a latte behind them. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
1594 Looks like Leone and his crew have moved on. 1.3072 0.04176 153 110 39 4
1595 Don't you think it's time we stopped living in the past? 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
1596 It’s obvious to me....these dudes forgot their half & half.... 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
1597 I guess we’ll have to settle for a beer. 1.3056 0.04955 144 110 24 10
1598 We've got 'em now. A caffeinated cowboy is a dead cowboy. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
1599 Somethin's not addin' up here, Lefty. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
1600 Well, Pardner, sure looks like we're hot on the trail of the dang Hipster Gang 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
1601 Legend has it that he makes the best foam designs of any barista in the West. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
1602 Looks like we're hot on the trail of those Barista Bandits. The crema is still fresh. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
1603 Dang. I was dreamin’ of a double macchiato. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
1604 This used to be the best ride-thru in Kansas. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
1605 In our day, cowboy coffee was fine. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1606 Off the grid, gone wrong. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1607 Damn! I was looking forward to a macchiato half caff. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1608 You just know there's another one at the next cactus. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1609 Looks like this Starbuckaroo is out of business. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1610 Something tells me the Espresso Gang passed this way . . . 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1611 Dang, another Pony Expresso bites the dust. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1612 I warned him, 'la Pony Expresso' will never work out here. 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1613 Tell me why they're called the Barista Bandits again? 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1614 Dang! Vente Macchiato and the Barista Gang got away again! 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1615 Is any other place open around here? 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1616 Oh well, maybe we can find where the deer and the antelope play. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1617 He got outa here fast, who'd he say he was workin' for, the Pony Espresso? 1.3050 0.03956 141 111 22 8
1618 Just what I thought! It's the El Barista gang!! 1.3050 0.03621 141 111 23 7
1619 Looks like some kind of time machine. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
1620 It's just like what happened in ancient Egypt: They had to flee across the desert before their latte even had time to brew! 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1621 I told you to get the Solar-powered cappuccino machine but no, you said the extension cord was long enough. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1622 They can't have gotten far, the Tesla tracks are fresh. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1623 Huh, that'll have been those darn Barrista boys again! 1.3050 0.04264 141 104 33 4
1624 ...but what happened to their Charleswagon?? 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1625 Baristas! We"ll catch up to them in a few hours when they crash. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1626 Looks like another one lost a Michelin Star. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1627 Was a gift from those fellas over on Brokeback. 1.3050 0.05225 141 110 19 12
1628 I told you we're looking for banditos not barristas. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1629 Keep an eye out, them derned deer and antelope are around here somewhere. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1630 Why is it so hard to find a good cuppa joe. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1631 These pop up ride through Starbucks, just aren’t doing it for me. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
1632 Who spilled my damn oat milk? 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1633 No outlet? I rate this glamping site a 2/10. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1634 Dagnabbit! The hipsters got here before us. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1635 Look for anyone carrying a to-go cup. 1.3050 0.04381 141 105 31 5
1636 They must've run outta beans 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1637 Well, sheriff, I guess this narrows the list of suspects, 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1638 Looks like they lit out of here, right after brunch. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1639 Joe ,promise me you won't tell the gang back at camp if I use cream and sugar." " Besides you owe me , I never told em you were born in New York. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1640 Yep. I reckon the Barista gang was just here . 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1641 How the west was lost. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1642 Let's keep going. There's a Starbucks just past the mesa. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
1643 Yup. Baristas. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1644 Just watch your back. This guy pulls a quick shot. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1645 That's what happens when cold brew gits popular, Dusty. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1646 You just can't get a good cup o' Joe around here anymore. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1647 What's worse, is he stole my favorite mug. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1648 The milk's still delicately frothed - they can't have gone far. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1649 We must have just missed them, I can still smell the espresso.” 1.3050 0.04264 141 101 37 3
1650 Expresso, expresso everywhere, but not a drop to drink. 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1651 Yup, looks like Cookie burnt the milk again. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1652 Before the quarantine, we had baristas. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1653 Well partner, it looks like the "Lone Ranger" has really made himself at home on the range. 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1654 Ah yep, their scent is still fresh, a sniff of nutmeg... 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1655 Looks like that greenhorn dude asked Chuck Wagon Pete for a cappuccino one time too many." 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1656 I reckon it's fresh city folk tracks." 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1657 They must've figurrred that with this fire & a coffee pot they didn't need that contraption. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1658 At that moment, the sheriff knew they were in for a high-speed chase. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1659 He didn't have a chance - after Starbucks opened at the reservation. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1660 Nah, I'd say more Aldous Huxley than Stephen King. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1661 Looks like the work of the Barista Gang. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1662 I warned Earl the coffee wagon idea wouldn’t take off 1.3050 0.04381 141 102 35 4
1663 I garner that they really didn't like being unplugged after all. 1.3050 0.05225 141 110 19 12
1664 I thought this was a spaghetti western... 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
1665 Did you bring the oat milk? 1.3046 0.04305 151 110 36 5
1666 Watch out, the barista might be hiding behind those venti cacti. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
1667 It's those damn Cappuccino bandits again. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
1668 Gone are the days of Cowboy coffee. 1.3046 0.04356 151 113 31 7
1669 Starbuckaroos ain’t what it used to be. 1.3046 0.04407 151 111 34 6
1670 It must have been an emergency. They probably ran out of milk for the lattes. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
1671 It's ok partner - there's a Starbucks around the corner. 1.3046 0.04882 151 116 24 11
1672 Barista bandidos...and it looks like the left in a hurry. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
1673 The first known image of the Pony Espresso 1.3026 0.04282 152 111 36 5
1674 Looks like them Eyetalian rustlers! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1675 They've got about a hundred year head start. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1676 Looks like someone made coffee the Ol’ fashioned way. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1677 Don't stomp it out it may be plugged in! 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1678 Dangnabbit,I told you we were in a spaghetti western! 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1679 I’m not cleaning it up. You clean it up. 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
1680 Looks like the red states won. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1681 Espresso pronto, Tonto. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1682 More innocents lost to cold brew. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1683 Looks like we just missed that posse from the Starbucks ranch 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1684 Maybe the Pony Espresso wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1685 I didn't mean literally where the buffalo roam. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1686 Don't fret hombre there is a Starbucks next to every cactus. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1687 There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1688 Looks like a Range war" 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1689 Dang, brought my rope instead of the extension cord! 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1690 Damn, I was so looking forward to a grande latte with a double shot of hazelnut with skim milk foam and a dusting of cinnamon.” 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1691 The Pony Espresso comes through here every so often. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1692 Folks ain’t ever talk about the Pony Espresso no more. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1693 Yes, you still have to wear your mask even if they left. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1694 Must be getting close to Frappuccino Gulch" 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1695 How can baristas be non-essential workers? 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1696 Whoa, we're too latte. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1697 Don't worry, Ringo, we'll get them pilgrims at the next Starbucks. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1698 Who was that masked barista? 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1699 Now, this is too much. I told you we should have said something when he came back from the big city wear'n "skinny jeans." 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1700 I reckon we can head 'em off at the Farmer's Market. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1701 I guess they already heard about the toilet paper sale . . . 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1702 The pass? Hell, let's head 'em off at Starbucks! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1703 Starbucks pulls out real fast when revenues fall. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1704 Whoa! A lit campfire...think it's a clue? 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1705 Maybe we should have just stayed home. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1706 Dang fool cook shoulda known this aint no gol dang country for old baristas! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1707 I told you we’ll never catch him if you use your real name to place an order through the app. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1708 Them boys are from the Pony Expresso. 1.3022 0.04290 139 100 36 3
1709 Westworld, season one or two? 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
1710 Tell everyone, Sergio Leone is back. 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1711 I tell you, these city slickers are ruining the wild west. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1712 They're calling it Starbucks 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
1713 They can’t be far. The latte’s still warm. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1714 Well this is concerning. Didn’t even have a chance to wipe down the steam wand. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1715 Apparently my Venti Mocha Frap, skinny, triple shot, two extra shots vanilla, foam, whip cream, and caramel syrup, was a bit much for the Texas barristas. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1716 Looks like that group from the dude ranch took off in a hurry. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
1717 The fire is still hot, but that espresso machine has been unplugged for day. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1718 They must have been roasting out here. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1719 Always said this was a lousy location for a Starbucks 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1720 Jim, looks like our thieves are Italian. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1721 I reckon some Human Resources department sent their executives here for one of those "come together" workshops. 1.2993 0.04618 137 104 26 7
1722 Welcome to the Pony Expresso 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
1723 Nothing like the brochure....that's for sure! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1724 When I heard ‘Yuppiehiho’ I knew there was trouble brewing 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
1725 Yup, it's that danged Espresso Gang again. They can't be far. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1726 Silly hipsters, part of "roughing it" means there ain't no power lines nowhere. 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1727 I see whole milk. They'll have to stop to rest soon. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1728 Hmmm....looks like another casting call for a spaghetti western. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1729 Alway alert, the Expresso Gang stays one step ahead of the lawmen from DeCaff Gulch 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1730 Looks like they just left but if they gave their horses the expresso like last time, we'll never catch them. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1731 Looks like an inside job, Hoss. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1732 Son, I will never, I repeat, NEVER want foam on my cowboy coffee. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1733 We're gonna have to get up a heck of a lot earlier if we're ever going to bring the Cappuccino Kid to justice. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1734 I hate coffee. I just like saying macchiato. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
1735 I wonder if they took the pate’ 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1736 It’s the Starbuck Kid, all right. I reckon we can head him off at the pass over Macchiato Grande . 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1737 But how else could you sear a steak with a sprig of rosemary and a soupçon of truffle butter? 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1738 He's getting deadly serious about his coffee breaks. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1739 This was all they had under "camping coffee makers?" Yeah and we outbid some guy in New York City for it. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1740 You can always tell when the hipsters have been here. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1741 Dang, I thought we'd catch those varmin. I guess we're a few minutes latte. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
1742 They won't be on the run for long... Brunch is at 11:30. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
1743 Let's try this place. I always like to dine alfresco. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1744 I see them city slickers been out here again. Never learn, do they? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1745 I always thought there was a thin line between a barista and a hardened criminal. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1746 Damn, and I coulda used a cup 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
1747 They can’t have left too long ago. They didn’t even finish their half-caff venti mocha lattes with the heart-shaped froth! 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1748 I'm not sure, but I think we just missed El Chefe 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1749 Then they said they gave me decaf... for my own protection! I KNOW! 1.2993 0.03643 137 109 21 7
1750 It is as I had feared señor, we appear to be dealing with fully-equipped & well-trained professionals here. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1751 This generation just doesn't know how to mosey. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1752 Looks like the Einstein Brothers were just here. If we hurry we can cut them off at the pass. 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1753 They’ll need a second bidet by now. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
1754 My HORSE cleans up after himself better’n you. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1755 Baristas... I thought you said banditos? 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1756 Looks like they went out on the last Pony expresso 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
1757 Trust me, we’re hot on the trail of the Macchiato Kid 1.2993 0.04440 137 100 33 4
1758 Those hipsters sure know how to social distance. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
1759 We nearly got them on coffee break 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1760 We've spent our entire careers searching for toilet paper, and this is all we find? 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1761 Those barista boys are out if steam. They can’t be far. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1762 These unemployed baristas sure are a tough lot to sneak up on. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1763 Looks like the deer and the antelope are done playing. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
1764 Burning Man's just not been the same since the coronavirus. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1765 Those darn extension cords are never long enough 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1766 Didn't even leave cream and sugar? No wonder they call it the Wild West. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
1767 Dang it, Carl! I coulda used a vanilla latte about now. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1768 See, we beat the lunch crowd. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
1769 Cookie ain't happy, nobody's happy! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1770 I hear they still offer pick up. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1771 Looks like they robbed the espresso out of Dallas. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1772 Looks like the Espresso Gang left in a hurry. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1773 Must have been a casting call. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
1774 I reckon we just missed that dang Cappuccino Gang! Our timing is just a little latte! 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
1775 Let’s have sex. 1.2966 0.04807 145 115 19 11
1776 I guess they hadn’t heard that everyone is covering their faces now. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
1777 They escaped from one of those minimum security Federal prisons for white collar criminals 1.2963 0.04769 135 104 23 8
1778 Sure looks like they up and skedaddled to Sedona. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1779 Follow the plastic 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1780 Looks like they made off with the panini press. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1781 At least they spelled my name right! 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
1782 Tell the sheriff to gather all of his men and meet us at the next bathroom. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1783 I wonder where they plugged in the cord? 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1784 Looks like Jake's been trying recipes from those damn TV cooking shows again. 1.2963 0.04652 135 103 25 7
1785 That varmint's really makin' himself at home on the range. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1786 Here's the range but where's the home? 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
1787 I reckon that’s the fastest espresso shot in the West. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1788 Another urban cowboy trying to open a coffee shop! 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1789 We're hot on the trail of Foamy Joe and the Pumpkin Spice Latte Gang. 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1790 Tex, lookee here - one of the first 'Pony Espresso' machines. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1791 It must be Slippery Pete. His lattes are always extra foamy. 1.2963 0.04470 135 99 32 4
1792 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT THE RANGE. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
1793 No Jake. I didn’t keep the gulldang receipt. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1794 I told you we shouldn't stop in Wyoming for biscotti. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1795 This takes me back to the Ballad of Barista Scruggs. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1796 Looks like 'Cookie' crumbled. 1.2963 0.03577 135 105 25 5
1797 Nah, if I'd killed him, how're the other baristas gonna learn what "extra foam" means? 1.2963 0.04996 135 106 19 10
1798 I didn’t mean “break camp” literally. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1799 Looks like Cookie is upping his game 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1800 Looks to me like the pony expresso's been through here. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1801 No, it don't work, but I find its presence reassuring. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1802 I knew these city slickers wouldn't survive the coffee here. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1803 Say what you like about Starbucks; they know how to keep going in a crisis. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1804 That brew’ll make you poo faster than you can pull your pistol. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1805 Sergio Leone again. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
1806 There's no French Press,it's a decoy 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
1807 Another camp of them Thievin' Baristas 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1808 Looks like the Frappucchino Boys got Clem ! 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1809 I still ain't seen a good outcome with over-caffeination and an itchy trigger finger 1.2937 0.03757 143 108 31 4
1810 I don’t know who that masked man was, but he left behind a silver Mastrena High Performance Espresso Machine. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1811 Hey man, I'm an optimist...Where there's smoke, there's marshmallows 1.2937 0.04191 143 104 36 3
1812 Looks like d'espresso-erados, and unless my eyes are playing tricks, they've already got your name writ on that cup. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1813 I told the trail cook that the drovers wouldn't tolerate soy milk lattes 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
1814 Yep, it's definitely them renegade tech writers. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1815 Remember, you should never draw on the Double-Shot Kid. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1816 He really is the fastest shot in the West. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1817 Well Zeke, it seems that the Baristas Yankees were attacked by the Filter Banditos! 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1818 Well, it means he won't be covering as much grounds. 1.2932 0.04501 133 103 24 6
1819 Yep, a cowpoke 'll get right orn'ry if he cain't get his coffee black. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1820 Looks like they left in a hurry. The steamed milk is still hot. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1821 Darn, and this was my favorite Pony Expresso place. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1822 Whoa, tread lightly now — this camp liked their lattes with almond milk. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1823 The service here is horrible. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1824 I brought you here because I couldn't figure out how to make my expresso. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1825 Larry Latte has been here! 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1826 I don’t reckon we’ll be seeing Cookie or the chuckwagon agin. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1827 Maybe they wouldn't be such a "Wild Bunch" if they all switched to decaf. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1828 Wood always trumps gas or electric. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1829 Nothing like coffee by the campfire! 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1830 Savages! They didn't even leave any macchiato. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1831 Watch out-- the Barista Bandits never ride far from their free wi-fi. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1832 Looks like we’re a little too latte. But we should be able to cappuccino up with them. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1833 Too late. Even the interns got away. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1834 Wal, looks like Cookie finally lost patience with the new espresso machine. 1.2932 0.05313 133 105 17 11
1835 To be fair, the drive-thru sign did not expressly exclude a cattle drive. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1836 Did I miss the latest CDC recommendation? 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1837 Good thing they used biodegradable cups 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1838 Darn that, a foamy one sure would’ve hit the spot. 1.2932 0.04866 133 103 22 8
1839 Good riddance, Lawson— I sure as heck can’t abide folks who don’t know not to drink cappuccino after noon! 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1840 Coulda sworn they stopped makin’ them spaghetti westerns a long time ago. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1841 Can't ever rely on those newfangled gadgets. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1842 They can't be very far ahead of us. Fire's still burning and the expresso machine is still plugged into the currant bush. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1843 They can't be far, Slim. The almond milk's still frothy. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1844 We're getting closer; I see the trail of scones up yonder. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1845 Looks like we're too late. They're all out of chai. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1846 Dave, I think they prefer to be called ‘Native Americanos’. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1847 Look Tex, another cartoonist who is ripping off Blazing Saddles, isn't that sad! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1848 Baristas? I thought you said rustlers. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1849 DANGIT, they're all on break again! 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1850 They’re close, alright! And none of them could make a good macchiato. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1851 Dag-nab-it espresso varmints, makin SMORES. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1852 '' Them alright...Look at the fire still burning all pretentious-like" 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1853 He won’t get far. There ain’t another Starbucks for 200 miles and the mangy polecat can’t live without his lattes. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1854 Damn, I was looking forward to a cappuccino 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1855 Don't judge this place by its ambiance. They make one helluva cappuccino. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1856 Looks like we're too late. The virus must have just come through here. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1857 Blasted Coronavirus! I was looking forward to that espresso. 1.2932 0.04747 133 103 23 7
1858 One shot Earl. Just one shot... 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1859 Dang! We're too late ... they're on break! 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1860 Gol darn foodies! 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1861 I don't know which I hate worse, Homesteaders or Baristas. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1862 Yup, it seems like another one of those hipsters wanting to move away from the city. I told you I could smell caramel latte. 1.2932 0.04687 133 102 24 7
1863 Retired barista! 1.2932 0.03816 133 103 25 5
1864 Well, the Nitro Brew Brothers ran the Demitasse Duo out of town. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1865 It use to be so beautiful here before it got gentrified. It’s totally Gowanus all over again. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1866 This guy's a professional, and he knows how to make a perfect shot. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1867 Froth's still warm...looks like we're just a little latte 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1868 Well it seems like the Macchiato Bandit has struck once again 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1869 I guess the cows didn’t like coffee in their milk 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1870 This franchise in now available. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1871 They've gone for milk 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1872 Lance! You left the oven on again. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1873 Amazon Pony Espresso riders ca. 2020 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1874 I agree--taking that generator is punishable by death. Let's go get em! 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1875 Looks like the Espresso Kid is only a few hours ahead of us! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1876 They can't have gotten far the foam still has bubbles. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1877 Yup, this was where the invite said was the Donner party. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1878 Told them to stick with instant, but noo.... 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1879 From the looks of it, I reckon we can find the DeLonghi bandits nearby at the latrine. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1880 And this is the closest Starbucks! 1.2932 0.04564 133 101 26 6
1881 Looks like gentrification's day in the sun is over. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1882 Goshdarnit, those espresso rustlers got to em first. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1883 And I say there's something wrong here. Who leaves a perfectly good espresso machine but takes all the sugar packets? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1884 Folks 'round here don't take kindly to that new-style coffee. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1885 It's those darn deer and antelope again 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1886 I thought you said they were from south of the border, Phil... 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1887 Just mobile ordered, so it might be a few minutes. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1888 Accommodations are a bit rustic, but at least we're outside. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1889 We must be nearing Williamsburg 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1890 The young milk dispensers are always ornery. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1891 Looks like they left in a hurry. They didn't even clean the latte foamer. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1892 I reckon they ran clear out of soy milk. 1.2932 0.04372 133 97 33 3
1893 Clearly the new intern could not prepare a frappuccino the way John Wayne likes it... 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1894 Two words, Frank. Downsizing. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1895 That is it!! We need a full-time barista! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1896 It looks like the Americanos left in a hurry. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1897 It's the Lavazza brothers alright. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1898 The Pony Espresso. The fastest latte in the west. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1899 Hey Rusty, I don't think we're in SoHo anymore. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1900 Unlike today's cowhands, there was a time when it was the baked bean we craved. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1901 They can’t have gone far, the almond milk is still foamy. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1902 Looks like someone prefers a cold brew. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
1903 Just one of those locations that can't stay in business 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1904 Damn, Jesse! Looks like the Barista Banditos kidnapped Cookie! 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1905 Pumpkin spice latte is a tool Shane. No better or worse than any other. Only as good or as bad as the man who orders it. Remember that. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
1906 I thought we were in a Spaghetti Western, not an Espresso Western. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1907 I reckon they got a 10-minute head start. Can still smell the cinnamon and mocha. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1908 I tried to tell 'em, good luck gentrifying this dessert. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1909 That’s the last time the Pony Espresso messes with the Latte Gang. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1910 Well, this is just fine and dandy. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1911 This is why I think we should go with, “a home where the buffalo roam,” not, “a latte with extra foam.” The deer and the antelope make the worst baristas—they just want to play. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1912 We finally found it: Home on the Range. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1913 Even the 'Most Wanted' can't stand instant coffee" 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1914 They obviously decided fire was the best option. 1.2923 0.04429 130 95 32 3
1915 If bandits can't respect an espresso machine, well, then, I don't know what. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1916 Used to be ranges 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1917 Hmmm, they left in a hurry -- a new stock of T.P. must have been delivered to the General Store. 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
1918 Looks like Millennials. But they won't get far packin' that generator. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1919 No, not a war party - smell that? That's mocha java. It's gotta be that renegade book club we've been hearin' about 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1920 And this is where ‘The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry’ was filmed 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1921 I never did think a drive thru espresso stand would any chance out here . 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1922 How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm after they’ve seen Starbucks? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1923 Looks like Juaristas alright, and they've not been gone long... 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1924 Well I know it’s not much, but I got got a warm fire to offer and all the cafe lattes you can drink. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1925 I guess from here we just follow the croissant crumbs. 1.2923 0.05288 130 102 18 10
1926 They must have been ambushed. Or they lost their WiFi. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1927 It looks like we caught them off guard while they were finishing up their morning lattes. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1928 Looks like we're closin' in on 'em, Tex--they're gettin' jittery." 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1929 Dang Mr Remington looks like the Edward Hopper gang just cleared out 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1930 I think they went to ground. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1931 We should probably call ahead next time. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1932 Them savages didn't even infuse the cinnamon! 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1933 Dude, you promised me a half decaf, double foam soy cappuccino. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1934 ‘’Looks like we are too latte.” 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1935 Nah, don't worry. It's all biodegradable. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1936 They'll never make it to Dodge City without their tamper. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1937 Looks like he must have ordered two shots. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1938 I'm thinking Elizabeth Warren's tribe has been around here. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1939 Somebody pinned too much hope on solar energy. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1940 It's gotta be Cappuccino Cassidy and the Caffe Latte Kid. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1941 Yep, I reckon the days of the Pony Espresso aren’t comin’ back. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1942 Poor Luke, he banked his life savings on the railroad being built through here by his snack bar. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
1943 From the look of the campsite, we can just track their litter. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1944 They must have left in a hurry, I can still smell cinnamon mochacchino. 1.2901 0.04400 131 96 32 3
1945 I reckon they shot an Americano and rode off like the dickens. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1946 Dag nab it, the Ride-Thru just closed. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
1947 I tried telling her "a home where the buffalo roam" ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1948 Who leaves a perfectly good solar-powered espresso maker behind? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1949 There’s the source of the steam signal. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
1950 I reckon you’d best schedule a sustainability workshop for the bunkhouse. 1.2899 0.04954 138 107 22 9
1951 Looks like the Folger’s gang has been through here 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1952 Looks like we're hot on the trail of El Americano. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1953 Looks like they were after the Americanos. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1954 I reckon them Yankees jest can't wait for fuels to be fossils. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1955 I never cared for Billy Crystal. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1956 Darn! They're probably at least two espressos ahead of us 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1957 Looks to me like the Macchiato gang out of Cafe Bravo. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1958 The Southwest Baristas are brewing something up 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1959 You reckon our cattle rustler is Italian? 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1960 Looks like we just missed Chief Sipping Latte and a passel of other Konamanches. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1961 Yup...Looks like Buck Star and his Latte Gang was here.” 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1962 I hope it's prairie baristas, but my gut tells me it's coffee rustlers. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1963 The signs are clear. Cookie added too much foam. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1964 desperado for coffee 1.2891 0.04854 128 100 21 7
1965 We are tracking some very sophisticated smugglers. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1966 Wow, They really can't live without their coffee. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1967 Granted, it was an experiment in futility hiring the educated. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1968 Them varmints ain't far ahead of us -- that frothed oat-milk is still steamin'. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1969 I guess we'll have to get our coffee elsewhere. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1970 Perfect timing - I really need my chai latte now! 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1971 The Arapaho and Cheyenne do not take kindly to the Baristas coming between them. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1972 Well, partner this is inspiring a song in me. Think I'll call it "Range on the Home." 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1973 Yep, like ya said...'just a matter a' time' 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1974 Fastest Cafe au Lait in the West, alright! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1975 I love the smell of spilled latte in the morning. 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
1976 Looks like the espresso rustlers beat us to the camp 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1977 Well, they don't call it cowboy coffee for nothin. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1978 You cover the right one, I'll cover the left. 1.2891 0.04458 128 99 23 6
1979 If we're riding off, into the sunset, shouldn't the sun be in front of us? 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1980 Looks like the pony espresso just came through 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1981 I reckon he’s about four caramel macchiatos ahead of us. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1982 It appears he couldn't stand his grounds. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1983 Must be aliens ,Wyatt. Dam rustlers don't use an electric stovetop ! 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1984 Marshall, it looks like the Pony Espresso Gang is back in the area. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1985 What now Frank, the next latte hole is two days ride from here 1.2891 0.04318 128 93 33 2
1986 Normally I’d day he won’t get far on foot, but looks like he just downed a triple espresso 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1987 We didn't stand a chance-he left on his Harley. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1988 These New York cowboys are just too much. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1989 Well, we scared them off, but they took the extension cord. 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
1990 The Black Eye Bandits are caffeinated and on the run. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1991 They saw us coming. This social distancing makes us a lonely couple. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1992 Ain’t enough to be fugitives, they gotta flaunt ‘leave no trace’ camping too. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1993 Looks like the range wars are heating up! 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1994 You cover the back exit. I'll check the men's room. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1995 Looks like somebody already took the tip money. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1996 Looks like we just missed The Lone Hipster. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1997 I knew that Pony Espresso thing was going to go bust. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1998 This is our third month searching for toilet paper, and all this is all we find? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1999 I see they're travelin' light. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2000 Dammit Earl, I told you we should have just left a note saying ‘outta decaf’ 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2001 Dang city slickers, ain't they ever heard of 'Leave No Trace'" 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2002 Then I told 'em round these parts it's pronounced "grand." 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2003 they were called cafes 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2004 Wow! What a shame. They had the best latte! 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2005 Too bad. It was the best place in the county for a macchiatos and s'mores. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2006 Dagnabbit...they took the salted caramel. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2007 C'mon Star! Buck! We can catch him. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2008 I reckon they done give up and gone to Starbucks. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2009 Looks like the Barista Gang is back. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2010 They won't get far; they skipped their morning coffee. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
2011 Didn't those bandits know that the espresso machine would slow them down? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
2012 I told my realtor that I preferred an open floor plan and she said I'd love this place. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
2013 I could have sworn they were doing take out orders. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
2014 Looks like they just broke camp. And a few other things. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2015 Musta been the Pony Expresso. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2016 Well, I guess the cowboy cafe finally went out of business. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2017 The Cappuccino Kid just been here.” 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2018 The notorious Glamper Gang is back. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2019 They can't be far. Their fixed-gear bike tracks are still fresh. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2020 Looks like the SUV tracks head East. 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
2021 Fresh milk in the frother, thermometer's still hot. They're close. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2022 They can't have left long ago, I can still smell Gordon Ramsay's cologne. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2023 You left the stove on! 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2024 Apparently, Starbucks was better than the espresso at Home on the Range! 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2025 Looks like the William Sonoma gang was here. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2026 We're getting close, Sheriff. The Barista Bandits are as good as caught. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2027 Looks like an extreme case of “social distancing”, partner. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2028 The divorce lawyers agreed she would get the gun. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2029 I'd say it was an angry band of city folks. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2030 Barristadores. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2031 Well, at least he’ll be sluggish here on out. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2032 Hipster campfire 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2033 Stampede, hell! He just hates cleaning up. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2034 They must have been in a terrific rush to break camp. That milk hasn't been steamed. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2035 Thank God there’s one at every cactus 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
2036 They don't make desperados like they used to. 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
2037 Damn. Looks like they will be riding straight through till tomorrow. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2038 City Slickers! ... Curly is not going to like this. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2039 Reckon somebody weren't at home on that range. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2040 They're really taking it too far with pop-up cafés these days... 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
2041 Aint the coziest place to self isolate, but I can't quit you 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2042 They can’t be far. Let’s check the GPS 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2043 Do you know if Boris has died? 1.2868 0.04829 136 107 20 9
2044 They died brewing what they loved. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2045 As if spaghetti western wasn't enough, they had to bring in the cappuccino. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2046 We need to report another bug in the Westworld program. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2047 They call him the Americano. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2048 Im tellin’ you, Trigger, NYPD horses have it good. They don’t have to put up with damn litterbugs! 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2049 Ya think the crabmeat eggs benedict curbside pick up mighta run em off? 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2050 Looks like a latte violence went down here.” “Yeah, Somethin’ real dark. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2051 Cain’t uv got fur, latte’s still warm... 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
2052 Looks like we stumbled across somebody’s campuccino. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2053 Captain, it’s urgent. We’re gonna need reinforcements and a barista. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2054 The Starbucks have been here. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2055 My guess is Starbucks reopened. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2056 Worse--it's the Starbuccaneers. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2057 Well, they won't last long in the desert without an Iced Caramel Macchiato. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2058 I told you we couldn't trust those Airbnb reviews. 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
2059 I'm starting to think we're in a Cappuccino Western. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2060 Maybe they thought we were robbers with our social distancing masks on! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2061 Looks like they lit out right after brunch. 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
2062 I see the range Where are the buffalos? 1.2868 0.04030 136 108 21 7
2063 Didn’t the witness say that the shooter drinking from a tiny coffee cup? 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2064 Seems like we're two lattes to see what went on here. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2065 Looks like they’re headed for the Rio Grande. 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
2066 Looks like camp didn’t break long ago; there must have been a run on sustainable T.P. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2067 Dang! Two more punches and I’d have a free one. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2068 The cook is taking his Michelin stars for granted again. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2069 I guess this is the range where the buffalo roamed and the deer and the antelope played. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2070 I guess they weren't set up for a drive-thru. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2071 Genrification, amIright? 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
2072 I have a feeling it’s the Cold Brew Bandits trying to pull one over on us. 1.2868 0.04417 136 101 31 4
2073 And that's how the espresso was won. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2074 Looks like they found a camp with faster wi-fi. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2075 They seem to have left a latte their stuff behind? 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2076 Looks like we're latte to the party. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2077 Darn tootin’ gentrification. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2078 Let's hit the next Starbucks, 1 mile east. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2079 What did you expect? It’s a spaghetti western. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2080 Never thought much of these Pony Expresso franchises as a sound investment. 1.2857 0.04695 126 97 23 6
2081 And this studio comes with a working fireplace. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2082 Bill: "Hey, remember when restaurants still existed?" Jake: "Bill, that was literally last month." 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2083 Is it de-calf? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2084 Dang, city slickers. When will they ever learn? Some day they will just put out the fire and leave some coffee for the next folks passing thru. 1.2857 0.04344 126 92 32 2
2085 Looks like our glampede scared off the glampers 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2086 We're definitely gaining on em. And with that double espresso, my guess is they'll be needin' to stop REAL soon. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2087 Obviously Urban Cowboys camped here. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2088 Couldna gone far. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2089 Sure looks like Billy the Barista to me, Sheriff. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2090 This should be far enough away, but keep your mask on anyway. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2091 Whoa! I reckon Cookie got steamed when his fancy machine didn’t work out here. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2092 We got baristas running wild on the range again! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2093 Looks like we're too late for a latte. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2094 But he said he'd meet us at high noon! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2095 Dagnabbit, I must've told that cowboy a thousand times to turn the light out when you leave. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2096 Told you they have a Drive through 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2097 I told you this was a bad location for a Starbucks! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2098 Yup, pretty certain we just missed the Urban Cowboy. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2099 Must be Starbuckaroos. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2100 Reckon we pull in for brunch? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2101 I think I like their coffee better. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2102 We may be closing in on the varmints; check if the milk is still foamed. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2103 I heard they had to close because they ran out of soy milk . 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2104 I reckon it’s another busted Democratic Party fundraiser! 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2105 So ends the pony espresso... 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2106 They must have heard us coming! Search six feet in every direction and keep your bandana over your face. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2107 I like I said, a specialty coffee chuck wagon will never succeed. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2108 They never should have told the yuppies about Burning Man. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2109 This Cappuccino Gang really grinds my beans. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2110 These tourists really steam my milk! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2111 It's the Butch Caffeine Gang again, and they're upping their game. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2112 They won’t get far without cappuccino 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2113 Musta been another one of them "Save The West' demonstrations. Look at the mess they left! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2114 Just follow the extension cord and we'll have 'em. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2115 I told you..Italians. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2116 I love chasing the bandits in spaghetti westerns. They make the best coffee. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2117 I don't know about you, Hank, but I smell mutton. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2118 The milk's still foamy, they must've just left. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
2119 Are we late for our lattes? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2120 Well, maybe we can still find a biscotti. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2121 They got here before us. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2122 Aha!. The De Longhi Gang. Those cantuccini crumbs will lead us straight to them. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2123 Westworld, I reckon. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2124 Must be the Macchiato Gang. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2125 The poor barista never stood a chance. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2126 I reckon they’ll ride as far as the Badlands; maybe, El Paso if they had double shots. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2127 It's gotta be one of those social distancing people who saw us coming. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2128 The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2129 If we hurry we can catch them before they make it to El Cortado. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
2130 Is it my turn to froth? 1.2857 0.04195 126 96 26 4
2131 City slickers. Still dumb as they come. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2132 Must’a skipped town after the half ‘n heifer dried up 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
2133 'They can't be far - the espresso machine is still warm!' 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2134 Damn gentrifiers. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2135 What did I tell you about making ‘shots fired’ jokes, Dave? It’s a jittery bunch. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2136 Double shot 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2137 If I told you once I’ve told you twice: This outsourcing idea of yours ain’t gonna work. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2138 We have a lot of ground to cover! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2139 Why the hell do they advertise a drive through when there’s no one here to serve you! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2140 They can't have got far carrying their espressos 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2141 I told you we should have stopped at Starbucks. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2142 Just what I thought, one too many coffee bars in this cowtown. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2143 I dismissed the 1 star rating on Amazon. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2144 Hey, Starbuck, you ever try espresso? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2145 This place looks deserted. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2146 Millennials rarely adapt to cowboy coffee. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2147 It really worked great until someone stole all of the extension cords... 1.2857 0.04695 126 97 23 6
2148 It’s a free range. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2149 I've probably said it a thousand times, Sam. If you're going to succeed in the restaurant business, it's all about location, location, location. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2150 Whatever happened to "Home on the Range?" 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2151 They can't be far away. The Super-Automatic Espresso Maker with Built-In Milk Frother is still warm. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2152 Looks like their home was the range. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2153 What's with the espresso machine? This is supposed to be a spaghetti western. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2154 Naw, Hank. We'll never catch 'em. That's an espresso machine. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2155 Rumor has it, he makes the fastest shot in the west. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2156 That’s the thing about barista banditos, Harvey. Their one fatal flaw is their undying devotion to double-lattes and pour-overs. You just follow the smell and trail of cups. 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
2157 The Lone Barista's been this way again! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2158 They can't have gone far. That generator must weigh a ton. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2159 What in tarnation is that cacti doing here? 1.2847 0.04138 137 105 27 5
2160 Tex! You unplugged the coffee maker but you left the fire going... 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2161 Bart, you fool! We're supposed to get the banditas, not baristas! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2162 What good is your mask if it doesn’t cover your nose and mouth? 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
2163 The Macchiato clan sure are ruthless. 1.2847 0.04006 137 104 29 4
2164 Now where am I gonna get an iced latte from? 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2165 Somehow this Westworld thing isn’t as good as I thought it would be. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2166 Dang, I'm sure gonna miss my Extra-Hot Hazelnut Dolce Latte. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
2167 At least the time traveler left us something useful this time, like the fire. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2168 We’ll follow the trail of stir straws. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2169 You know, I'm really more of a tea guy. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2170 I promise, next time I won’t forget the generator. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2171 You did say you wanted something outside of Manhattan? 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2172 Disgusting... leaving behind a still smoldering fire. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2173 We’re home. There’s the range. 1.2847 0.04389 137 102 31 4
2174 Say what you will: His latte art completely redefined the genre. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2175 I been thinking' a latte about this. I bet they's at the Bar Ista. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2176 Gosh durn, Tex, you've really taken cowboy coffee to the next level. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
2177 I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2178 We tamed the west. The hipsters are proving more difficult. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2179 Another 20 feet of extension cord and those poor cowboys would be alive today 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
2180 Howard Schultz escapes in a nick of time. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
2181 You idiot, I said we're chasing the Varristas! 1.2846 0.04400 130 96 31 3
2182 Well partner, there it is, the restaurant at the end of the world. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2183 Grinder must have broken! 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
2184 It’s triple shot Bill’s camp 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
2185 It looks like those damn metro cowboys were just here. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
2186 Geez Jeb, I told you, "masks down" is not the sign of friends approaching. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
2187 Whoa! Looks like a range war a-brewin'! 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
2188 Goldangit Curly, sho'nuff it's that blasted Barista gang again!! 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2189 Looks like we missed them by a doppio. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
2190 Aha! Told ya: Italians 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2191 Yippee yi yo coffee! 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
2192 Them Pony Espeesso Riders sure do leave a mess... 1.2826 0.04362 138 105 28 5
2193 Must have misspelled one too many names. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
2194 Remember when we used to complain about empty beer bottles? 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
2195 These grounds ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
2196 Ghost towns ! Wish someone would have bailed out Starbucks 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
2197 I guess they're closed. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
2198 This deserted coffee is not the dessert and coffee I agreed to. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
2199 It's the Frijol gang for sure, they've left the machine and taken the beans. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
2200 They won't get far without espresso... 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
2201 Three iced lattes back to Midtown by 4 and the job's yours. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
2202 I always told them at the Pony Express-o their little cafe would be a flop. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
2203 Looks like someone had a "grande" old time! 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
2204 The barista bandits have skedaddled. Call the cappuccino cops! 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
2205 They took it “skedaddle”. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2206 Yup, looks like another case of dine and dash. By the smell of the spilt coffee, I'd say the varmints have a twenty-minute head start. 1.2806 0.04088 139 102 35 2
2207 This is what happens when you’re late for your Zoom meeting. 1.2806 0.03958 139 101 37 1
2208 Must not have had a long enough extension cord. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2209 "This must have been one heck of a seder. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
2210 I reckon someone here needed an outlet 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
2211 Cowboy coffee trot-through closed for business 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
2212 Guess George Clooney was here 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
2213 That’s a common misconception, but it refers to how the coffee is pressed, not how fast it’s made. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
2214 Barista me not-- On the lone prairie--- 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2215 The Latte Gang strikes again. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2216 When I said that I wanted an open floor plan, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2217 I dunno, Tex. Pony Espresso? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2218 I like simple life: a starry sky, a horse, fire ... and a coffee machine .... 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2219 Must have panicked -- left everything but the kitchen sink. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2220 They were trying to gentrify the neighborhood. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2221 Watch your demitasse. We're on La-Z-Barista land now. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2222 They don't call him French Roast Cowboy for nothing 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2223 Don't like what I'm seein', pardner. Looks like the Boomers and Millennials disagreed on procedures for round-up coffee breaks. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2224 Are we in a Spaghetti Western? 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2225 I had my heart set on a Frappuccino 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2226 Damn Injuns! There was a long line here yesterday—and the coconut mint frappuccino was to die for. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2227 The Galloping Gourmet has nothing on us 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2228 looks like we got here a little latte 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2229 They must have gone for an extension cord. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2230 Looks like Clint's been done and gone. 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
2231 I don’t know what it is either, but it sure got the Indians all riled up. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2232 I think I just heard a discouraging word. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2233 A classic scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Milky. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2234 I am guessing them folks found out about the Salon Starbucks grand opening... 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2235 Arizonian after party. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2236 I think we’re on the right path- it’s the Western Espresso Highway. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2237 Damn! Even the Starbucks Mirage has closed. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2238 We'll probably find them at the closest bathroom over yonder. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2239 Look, Amigo... Americano. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2240 Now do you believe in coronavirus? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2241 They were just here. The latte art is still on point. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2242 Looks like they had to go back for the generator. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2243 It looks like they made their non-fat half-caf mochaccino lattes and split. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2244 I've told those city folk time and time again there just ain't no makin' cowboy coffee from a machine. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2245 Apparently someone one mentioned there was a two for one offer on coffee spritzers over in Dodge City. 1.2787 0.04396 122 95 22 5
2246 Me, I like my coffee black and my marshmallows burned on the outside. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2247 I reckon it was them alright - Espresso Joe and the K-Cup Kid. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2248 Yep, it was the barista banditos alright. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2249 Told ya Marshall,New Yorkers.... 1.2787 0.05492 122 98 14 10
2250 Thought your app said this was open. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2251 The frother’s still warm, they can’t be far. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2252 We just missed them. It's the Barista Gang for sure. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2253 It was the only coffee maker left on Amazon. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2254 Dern it, Lloyd! That Barista wouldn't have run off like that if you weren't so gol dern picky about the texture of your steamed milk! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2255 Never could get the dang thing to do anything. Fire always works. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2256 Martians, probably 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
2257 Real cowboys never drink half-calf. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2258 We call it the Pony Expresso.... 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2259 We've got a real problem with glampers in this area 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2260 I reckon we ain't the fastest shot around no more. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2261 Gol durn! An we rode 50 mile soaze we could get their special dessert vanilla latte. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2262 I guess cowboy coffee is making a comeback! 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2263 Yup, this was the Pony Espresso. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2264 Betcha they skedaddled when they found out about the 5G reception up yonder. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2265 He apparently didn't like what she made for breakfast. 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
2266 Well, of COURSE they left in a mighty powerful hurry! 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2267 Starbucks pop-ups. Usually gone before we can catch ‘em. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2268 Hot sauce? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2269 Could be some espresso left -- Comanches don't care for it. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2270 Y’see! I knew they was pulling our leg, talkin’ bout being out of almond milk! 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2271 Dang it Hank! Another start-up coffee shop bites the dust! 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2272 We should be able to catch up to them in no time, the family was probably trying to get on the road by 7 am, but didn't actually leave the hotel until 8:30. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2273 They can’t be far. The cappuccino is still frothy. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2274 If my wife knew I was the one who stole our espresso maker, she wouldn't let me play cowboy. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2275 That cortado's still hot...I'm guessing we can head 'em off at the next Pottery Barn. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2276 Ya know Dusty, I'd give my left nut to see this feller's face when he realized he forgot to bring an extension cord to the range. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2277 Brokeback Mountain was the tipping point, Champy 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2278 Latrines are gon' be full tonight. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2279 Looks like the Starbucks gang was here alright. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2280 This is the closest we’ve ever come to. . . The Cappuccino Kid. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2281 Yep, just shows what happens when ya hit th' trail without a solar panel. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2282 The Batista Boys have run out of steam. They can’t be far. 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
2283 They quickly abandoned the idea of open-pit flame-roasted cappuccino 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2284 The fire's still burnin' and the espresso machine's a mess--the Barista gang couldn't have gotten far.... 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2285 We'll head them off at Marfa. 1.2787 0.04318 122 97 19 6
2286 Pity. They’ called it Pony Espresso, but the Pony Express people sued. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2287 OK, Slim, but what did you expect? Cowboy Latte Bar with curbside pickup Really? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2288 That's the last time we get a barista from a temp agency! 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2289 Dammit Jim, the cookout it over!!! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2290 They don't call him Johnny Cortado for nothing. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2291 Tar-nation! Where we gonna git another 500 mile-long extension cord? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2292 No doubt about it, we have found the camp of El Baristo 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2293 They must be hunter gatherers. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2294 Yep, the Barista Bandit was here, that half-caff varmint! Just rode in on the Pony Espresso. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2295 Have you seen my special cup? 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2296 They couldn’t have gotten far. These beans are decaf. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2297 Real cowboys don’t do froth. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2298 Yep, it’s another Italian space station! 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2299 ..so he handed me the change and says ‘thanks a latte’... anywho he’s a goner 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2300 It's Starbucks Jim, but not as we know it 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2301 Ok, we came all the way back. But at least we're sure we unplugged the stove. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2302 We ain't far behind 'em Bart. Keep followin' them portable generator tracks an' we'll nab 'em by noon. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2303 Must have been the bad water. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2304 No wonder they're on the runs. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2305 Saguaro attack! 1.2787 0.04906 122 96 19 7
2306 I suppose they just couldn’t gentrify the desert 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2307 I told ya. No more inflight service. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2308 We signed up to be the Wild Men of the West, not the Mild Men of the Mess. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2309 They should have let the hippies keep control of Burning Man. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2310 Word is the Hole in the Wall Gang wants out of robbing trains and into the lucrative cappuccino biz. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2311 Looks like someone served Old Cyrus with the whole milk again, despite his lactose intolerance. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2312 Judging by the hot flames, I'd say this diner WILL be back open in 5. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2313 Does this Starbucks have a men's room? 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2314 Billy the Barista has served his last caffé latte -- there's no way he makes it over the pass with just a single shot. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2315 Go ahead. Make my latte. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
2316 This is definitely the work of the Latte Gang. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
2317 The Espresso Gang never sits still for long. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2318 Looks like it was a brewed awakening. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2319 The Barista Bandits are close 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2320 Looks like Jittery Hand Luke was here. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2321 Now, let's see how far they get on instant coffee. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2322 They won't get too far. It looks like they only had time for a solo. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2323 Must have been Expresso, Kemosabe, they left quickly. Fire burning. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2324 Damn! Thought we run off them baristas last week. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
2325 They musta thought I said 'coughy'. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
2326 The Italians are back I see. 1.2778 0.05362 126 101 15 10
2327 I knew it! The Pony Espresso! 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
2328 Doggone it, they done broke camp without descaling the machine. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
2329 I can't believe they would leave their fire unattended. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
2330 Looks like your wife had another meltdown and took off with Tonto again. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2331 I thought the ride-through shops were supposed to be still open. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
2332 Dang! Just missed 'em by minutes, sheriff. The machine's still warm.. 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
2333 These outlaws are diabolical..they have time for espresso and we still can't catch up. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2334 This is where they shot the Spaghetti Westerns. 1.2750 0.05418 120 96 15 9
2335 Yep, looks like the Cappuccino Kid struck again. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2336 Looks like we just missed the barista banditos. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2337 They think they are "roughing it" as long as they don't bring toilet paper. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2338 I swear, one day I will finally catch the man who stole my pa's extension cord. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2339 Relax, Jack. It ain’t a rustler camp. It’s just the Pony Espresso. 1.2750 0.04728 120 93 22 5
2340 I knew Cactus Jack couldn't get far with his espresso habit. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2341 Hasta Barista! 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2342 Things have been weird since every order has become a 'to go' order. 1.2750 0.04178 120 95 20 5
2343 I guess I should have had my mask up 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2344 I can't believe you forgot the extension cord. 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
2345 looks like the Barista and the set guy are at it again 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2346 Dang, he must've seen us coming. I told you that your half caf frappa/cappa/machiato Americano with soy milk was sending him over the edge. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2347 I told you they were trying to gentrify this area! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2348 I reckon they took the convection oven and robot vacuum with them...they won't get far. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2349 Reckon they just left. Latte's still foamy. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2350 Injuns, about 5 minutes ago based on the temp a' that espresso. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2351 Is there a code for the outhouse? 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2352 Can't have been gone long. Their espresso is still warm. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2353 Unpack the coffee pot, Clem--looks like espresso was just a mirage. 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
2354 They won't get far. They're out of almond milk. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2355 Is this some variation of life not adding up to much more than a hill of coffee beans? 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2356 It was the best ride-thru coffee shop in the west 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2357 Some folks just don't get along. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2358 It was the caramel drizzle that did it. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2359 Darn it! Those varmints took their grinder with ‘em. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2360 Damn those Espresso Bandits! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2361 What's the wi-fi? 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2362 Yep, Silas was pretty grumpy headed back in to town to rustle up that long extension cord. Reckon he needed some coffee! 1.2750 0.04802 120 94 20 6
2363 Looks like the Cappuccino Kid left in a hurry. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2364 Whoa. Those Pony Espresso fellas left in a hurry. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2365 Well....we've been riding all day I could use a coffee 1.2750 0.04578 120 95 19 6
2366 He must have taken the matcha powder with him. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2367 Somethin' just ain't right... Johnny never goes nowhere without his espresso machine! 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2368 He really is the fastest barista in the West. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2369 The evidence leaves me with a lot of mixed messages. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2370 And THAT is how the Pony Espresso became the Pony Express.... 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2371 You see, Bart. Get here at 10 and you miss the breakfast rush. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2372 Damn, missed them again. That just froth's me! 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2373 Looky here, Tex. There's probably another around the next range. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2374 Daang! Sam, he's ran off again with the French Press. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2375 They must have just left. Seems their espresso machine broke down. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2376 They can't be far from here, the portafilter's still warm. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2377 Quick! There’s bound to be some avocado toast nearby! 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2378 The evidence is clear - hipsters. 1.2750 0.04945 120 95 18 7
2379 I never thought the desert-to-table business model was going to be viable. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2380 The cowboy coffee fascists got here first. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2381 Ride back into town and tell the sheriff them Yankees are on the move. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2382 Those damn Airbnbs are everywhere! 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2383 Well pardner, I guess we're drinkin' cowboy coffee after all. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2384 Hey! Come back! We ain't got no stinkin' virus. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2385 Looks like they ciao'd down already 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2386 I told you an Italian couldn't run a chuck wagon. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2387 Dang, I gotta switch those cows to decaf. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2388 Pardner, it looks like we've got a venti problem on our hands. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2389 The New Yorker 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2390 Looks like we got ourselves some barista rustlers. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2391 Must have been quite a launch. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2392 Lassoing a barista with his pants on fire is harder than you think 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2393 Darn, I'm all out of sanitizer. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2394 Bet, they're headed to Starbucks! 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2395 Looks like his ol' horse Star must've bucked, I'd say. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2396 You say 'Yippie Ky-Yay' ... I say 'Yippie Chai-Latte' 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2397 Damn! It looks like they're startin' to make those spaghetti westerns again. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2398 Yuppies! 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2399 We’re getting awfully close to those biscotti rustlers. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2400 I still need you to stay six feet away 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2401 Looks like the Starbucks Gang left in a hurry. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2402 This is definitely the work of Charlie “Extra Shot of Pumpkin Spice” Branson. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2403 They can’t be far. Look, there’s still foam in the pitcher. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2404 The best coffee is free-range. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2405 These must be the last remnants of the Pony Espresso. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2406 Start uttering discouraging words and an old range like that just don't feel like home no more. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2407 They just left. The foam is still warm. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2408 Hate to say they deserved it, but that prickly pair should'a known better than to promise folks locally sourced agave syrup. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2409 Sergio, is so stubborn whenever he is filming! 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2410 That's what happens when you order decaf. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2411 That flat-white is still warm. They can't be too far. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2412 You think we still have time to get to the afterparty? 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2413 Decaf... good... they won 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2414 We did leave the stove on. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2415 Looks like they got the hell out of Dodge! 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2416 Guess we'll have to find a Starbucks. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2417 I think we're close but I'm not sure what century we're in. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2418 Where seldom is heard a discouraging word except when a herd of bum steers stampede our expresso machine. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2419 Beware! That’s not a coffee machine, it’s a “covfefe machine. It brews an ugly drink that only has side effects. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2420 I do Spaghetti Westerns because of the coffee, but it's hard do find a reliable barista. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2421 Roy, I tell ya, those americanos never keep a clean camp. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2422 With tenderfeet it's always the coffee machine, never the juicer. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2423 Those dagum’ dying, money-grubbin’ chemistry teachers are a plague out here these days. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2424 Some people can’t fathom what self-isolation really means... 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2425 They haven't gotten far. I can still hear the open mic poetry. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2426 Phew, looks like we just missed the cappuccino tribe. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
2427 Don't let the plain ol' coffee pot campfire fool ya. Looks to me like we're only an hour or two behind the notorious Half-Caf Decaf Mint Mocha Latte Gang." 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
2428 Well, Jake. I’d say we were about 150 years late. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
2429 Dang. My throat is dry and I was looking forward to a double latte. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
2430 Gotta be that Hipster gang, I can tell by the roast they used. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
2431 Those dang baristas gave us the slip. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
2432 - Where are your star, Buck? - Damn, I told you the name is badge! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
2433 Just missed them! Quick, follow the latte spills and stiletto tracks! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
2434 Even this Starbucks is deserted! 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
2435 Don't worry. There should be another Prairie Bucks right across the river. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
2436 It's the Caffeine Kid, saddled up on Foam. We'll never catch 'em. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
2437 Eluded again by the Cappucino Kid - I just don’t know how he has the energy. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
2438 As an outlaw you'd think he'd be better at covering his tracks. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2439 They must of evaporated. 1.2713 0.04505 129 101 23 5
2440 I think someone tried to make it like home on the range. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2441 Not here, the Wi-Fi is horrible. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2442 I brought marshmallows. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2443 Not exactly what I thought Home on the Range meant. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2444 Them varmints ain't far ahead, that latte's only an hour old. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2445 Those damn coyotes could’ve at least waited until I’d gotten my latte. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2446 Uh oh... the El Barista Gang is nearby 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2447 I think this was the rest stop. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2448 The steamer is still warm, they can't be far 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2449 You wouldn’t happen to have a solar panel in those saddle bags, would you? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2450 Shucks! The baristas got away. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2451 Injun raid??? Get real, Bob, this is 2020 - more likely it was ICE! 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
2452 Trying to get coffee out of that machine is like looking for a MacDonalds in this desert!! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2453 Looks like they're already strung up. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
2454 Looks like he done unplugged his Tesla and gone. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2455 Looks like some sorta range war! 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2456 Coronavirus was here 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2457 And that there's the devil's juice, partner. They say it runs black as the color of his blood. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2458 I swear I'll get you some day, Starbucks Bandit. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2459 If you thought that was good wait til you see my other bean grind, cowboy 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2460 Looks like we interrupted their cooking class! 1.2696 0.04913 115 91 18 6
2461 Something about this site tells me we're hot on the trail of the "Caff-Fiend Gang"! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2462 I reckon somethin' spooked 'em... there's still a nice froth on that latte. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2463 Looks like the Barista Boys can't be too far ahead of us. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2464 Yeah, it sure looks like the Espresso Gang. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2465 Damn Starbuckaroos.... 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2466 They’re gone! Another fake coffee shop! Definitely Luckin Coffee. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2467 I think we just found the secret of that great campfire coffee that Cookie makes. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2468 Looks like we just missed them, their macchiato still warm 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2469 I guess someone got mad because the barista forgot to add the caramel syrup. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2470 I can see them up ahead, and I'd take a shot, but they're out of... whatchamacallit. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2471 Burning man goes back to basic. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2472 damn it, the barista bandits got away again... 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2473 That Chief Seattle always seems to stay one cup ahead of us. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2474 They colan’t have gotten too far, the frother is still warm. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2475 That son-of-a-Starbuck, Seatle Slim, can't be far. His cactus killin' espresso is still hot. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2476 Real or a mirage? Depends, Wyatt... they spell your name right? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2477 Cookie will be back soon. He just went to get a longer extension cord. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2478 Pull up your mask, there are Italians are around here. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2479 At what temperature do you take your pork and beans? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2480 Looks like the ride through was closed and we didn't get the smoke signal 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
2481 I kept telling him, your crema's too good. They'll never leave you alone! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2482 They must've finally liquidated. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2483 We are dealing with professionals Johnny. To save time, they made a pour-over coffee. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2484 No surprise, Clem. No more espresso, no more posse. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2485 The west would be less wild if there was no caffiene. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2486 Back to the future social distancing! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2487 We better pull up our bandanas. they're not far ahead. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
2488 It could have been anybody. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2489 Dam, I told that new Barrista not to give any Espresso after 6 o'clock. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2490 Cooky must be distancing himself away from us, but he left us a hot pot of Coffee! 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
2491 Guess the tenderfoot thought being 'on the range' meant an electric coffee maker would work too... 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2492 With all the fuel finished, looks like we are back to beginning or at the very end.. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2493 It looks like whoever was home on the range left in a big hurry. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2494 We must be nearin' the Sergio Leone spread. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2495 You’d think we had the plague or something. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2496 You know any campfire songs? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2497 We are rapidly closing in on those outlaw barista brothers. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2498 We must've just missed 'em. There's still some foam in the jug. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2499 We call this a Barista Flats. A group of old Starbucks workers roam these hills, but always disappear before we can catch them. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2500 Social distancing works so long as there’s espresso. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2501 I should've known getting that tenth stamp wouldn't be easy. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2502 The James boys will be traveling lite from now on, Sheriff. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2503 Watch your back. These Starbucksians get feral real fast. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2504 They'll probably just use the beans for trading anyway. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2505 Looks like a 1201 Health Code violation to me. What do you reckon Slim? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2506 The fire is still hot but the barista’s been gone for hours. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2507 Looks like another abandoned Heisenberg meth lab. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2508 They didn’t get far.....because they are lazy. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2509 What was that you were saying about the service? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2510 The least they could do is leave a mug. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
2511 Fire's still burning. Latte's still steaming. We're on 'em! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2512 They must have been working from home, home on the range. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2513 Caffeine-fueled physical distancing, I reckon. 1.2696 0.04508 115 91 19 5
2514 I told you it wasn't a smoke signal...they were in a rush to get out of here. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2515 We're clearly right on the heels of that Pony Espresso guy. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
2516 Look at that! Don't they know you never leave a fire unattended? 1.2696 0.04674 115 92 17 6
2517 Poor barista didn’t stand a chance exchanging shots. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2518 Clem musta given the boys his cactus flapjacks again. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2519 They left in a hurry! That double shoot decaf cappuccino with soy milk is still warm. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2520 Looks like the Pony Espresso just left. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2521 Here's hoping that coffee is still warm. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2522 Looks like we’ll have to settle for a cafe al fuego. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2523 We’re to late for a demi tasse, but do you still have the marshmallows?” 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2524 From the looks of that fancy city coffee, they couldn't have gotten far. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2525 That's decaf. They won't get far. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2526 Looks like we just missed him... the Cheeto-in-Chief was here making his freaking covfefe 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2527 MARTHA STEWART MY COWBOY ASS... 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2528 See Billy...I told you those millennials had broken out again. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2529 The second they took that Vulture Capital money, they was done for. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2530 Looks like we’re on the trail of the Barista brothers. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2531 I bet here were heard some discouraging words. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2532 They must be way ahead of us. We don't even have alternating current yet. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2533 Leaving the campfire burning is one thing, but taking the coffee filters is doggone irresponsible. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2534 Sure don’t look like a range at my home 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2535 The director wanted this Spaghetti Western to be more authentic. 1.2696 0.04913 115 91 18 6
2536 Dammit! We missed the Barista Bandits once again! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2537 We should start looking at the nearest Starbucks. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2538 They found out what worked and used it 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2539 Looks like Death Valley just isn't ready for Starbux. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2540 From the smell of the espresso I think we missed them by two minutes! 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2541 Shoot Jim, your caffe latte with soy milk just became a hot cup of Joe. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2542 They can’t have gotten far, that frappiano is still steaming. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2543 I'll clean the kitchen if you'll put the kids to bed. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2544 About last night, I reckon what happened in Texas stays in Texas! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2545 "ANOTHER party we weren't invited to!" 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2546 I thought you cleaned the kitchen before we left! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2547 Looks like the deer and antelope been playin' with our range again. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2548 Gettin' close, Clay. Cappuccino gang was here maybe two hours ago. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2549 We shouldn't have pulled our masks down. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2550 That does it! This is my last Spaghetti Western. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2551 I think we can find them at Starbucks at 42nd and 3rd. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2552 why don't we just forget we've ever been here? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2553 Smells like Sulawesi. We're on the wrong trail. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2554 “Looks like we just missed those fellas that cleaned out the Starbucks last week”. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2555 The good, the bad and the barista continues this Summer... rated 4 out of 5 stars on Yelp 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2556 Marty McFly take the Chuckwagon again? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2557 These are the telltale signs of an Americano Indian. 1.2696 0.04336 115 90 21 4
2558 I told you we should've stopped at the Last Chance Cafe. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2559 Wait, are we looking for the '"Donner" party or the "dinner" party? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2560 I told you they wouldn't have cold brew 1.2696 0.04247 115 92 18 5
2561 Someone's been making themselves at home on the range. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2562 Looks like a newfangled idea that went horribly wrong. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2563 They won't get far. They will decaffeinate by noon. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2564 I reckon they just left to get an extension cord. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2565 I heard there were Luddites in these parts. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2566 If we hurry, we can catch them before dark roast. . . 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2567 One like this every half mile or so... 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2568 Really? I just reloaded my Starbucks card. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2569 They left the place a mess, but at least they’re practicing social distancing 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2570 Just as I suspected, we're in RoastWorld. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2571 Another whippersnapper thinking there was a short-cut. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2572 We'll catch them. They're sure to be making lots of stops. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2573 You still got that Bed, Bath & Beyond gift card, Rudy? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2574 The feral baristas are no match for the Pony Espresso Gang. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2575 What have we got to do to get a coffee around here? 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
2576 I hate to say it, Boss, but your idea for a ‘break space’ has a few flaws. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2577 They’re not far. Their flat whites are still warm. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2578 They prefer the term "Avocado-Toast Americans". 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2579 Camping out just ain't what it used to be. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2580 OK, no skinny-soy milk-mochaccino, but you didn't have to wreck the place 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2581 Looks like they surprised him right in the middle of a Latte Macchiato. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
2582 I know I told you to bring the generator! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2583 Don’t know what in tarnation it is, either, but I’m powerful glad they had a ‘Plan B’’ 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2584 There's coffee in them thar hills. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2585 I just can't drink instant coffee! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2586 Nope, wasn't the James gang that robbed the train. It was daggum baristas! 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
2587 Dadgummit, these are sproutin up all over. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2588 They too seek the great treasure of La Vazza 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2589 Aww shucks, looks like they made off with the french press 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2590 Word is they ran out of s’mores. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2591 They didn’t even leave us any quiche. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2592 Reckon we stick to decaf. 1.2696 0.04423 115 93 16 6
2593 Looks like we’ll find ‘em on the 3:10 Espresso to Yuma. 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
2594 I never touch the stuff the after noon. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2595 Mass hipteria 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2596 Fortunately there's a Starbucks just past yonder bluff to the west. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
2597 I upgraded from home with a range last year. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2598 Damn, I knew the Barista's were upset, but this means they're on the warpath again!! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2599 I think he misunderstood my "double shot" order. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2600 These damn millennials. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2601 And you laughed at me when I said we should bring fresh milk. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2602 I told you they wuz amateurs! They didn’t wipe down them steam nozzles. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2603 Fresh signs of spinach, feta and cage-free egg white wrap. They can’t have gone far. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2604 Damn. Now we gotta wait till they reopen for lunch. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2605 Dang it, I was really lookin' forward to a cup o' joe. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
2606 Tell Mel Brooks there was a gas explosion! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2607 I knew gentrifying would not work out... 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
2608 And I thought that spaghetti westerns were all low budget 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
2609 We're getting close George. I heard Barista Base Camp is the first step to finding Starbucks. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2610 I guess they didn’t know Indians like coffee not expresso 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2611 That's the Pony Espresso 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2612 Dangerously existential query, if WE are the non sequiturs. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2613 You think the Barristas just decided to practice social distancing? Who was that N95 masked man? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2614 Had I known we was gunna end up here, I woulda brought my cell! 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
2615 Damn. The Alton Brown Gang is loose again. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2616 I will never understand why people get so upset at their fancy coffee makers after they finally realize they have no electricity to make coffee! 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2617 Looks like another espresso deal gone bad! 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2618 The wood-burning fireplace and espresso bar are just like airbnb said, but you'd think they would clean the place between guests. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2619 We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2620 That's not indians, that's from hipsters coming out here from the city. Look, you can tell - those are self starting logs. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2621 No wonder he took off. It was just plain unamericano. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2622 Can't figure out why these guys never stick around. You put up the "Wanted: Baristas" fliers, right? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2623 We'll never be up early enough to catch the Barista Gang! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2624 Looks like we lost the trail of those banditos. This camp was clearly left by baristos. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2625 Desperados Americanos vamoose con Macchiatos. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2626 Yup, they were here alright. Damn millenial cowboys! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2627 Shoot, small business is really taking a hit. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2628 Sometimes the old way is better 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2629 It's cumbersome but we can make a true western omelette! 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2630 My money says we’ll find this fella hold up at the nearest coffee bar. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2631 Darn, we just missed the Pony Expresso. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2632 Damn, Harry, it's YOUR turn to clean up. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2633 I said, “Americana.” 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2634 If they're looking for a gunfight, let's get 'em while they're over-caffeinated. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2635 We’re on the right trail sheriff. The Kid is known to mix a mean mocha latte. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2636 Horse 1-The one on me came here to check on his wife. Horse 2- The one on me is the one his wife is having an affair with. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2637 do you see the outlet where they plugged in the expresso machine? 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2638 I reckon they skedaddled for more milk. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2639 I know the feeling when the coffee maker doesn’t work in the morning, but its a simple mistake. It isn’t plugged in! 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2640 Hey Burt, I've got milk, let's have us a cowboy cappuccino. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2641 No, this is too sophisticated for the Hills Bros. 1.2655 0.05624 113 92 12 9
2642 'Clearly expressos are not essential.' 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2643 Looks like those dude ranch rustlers came this way, judging by the camp fire and cappuccino machine. 1.2655 0.04790 113 89 19 5
2644 The fire’s fresh- musta just run off for more beans and a generator.” William Hunter, Plymouth MA 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2645 Looks like they made their espressos and skedaddled. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2646 That flat white is still steaming - they were just here! 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2647 So much for WMDs 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2648 I asked you to check that the stove was off when we left. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2649 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2655 0.04872 113 92 14 7
2650 Cookie likes to bring a little home with him on the range. Mike Cowan Sandersville, Ga. 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2651 Don't waste your time trying to come up with an explanation for that contraption next to the campfire, someone will always come up with a less funny one. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2652 Never thought we’d have to track down a barista in a Spaghetti Western. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2653 I told you that barista stranger was no good. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2654 Whatever happened to cowboy coffee? 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2655 You'd think a Starbucks would have better drive-thru service. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2656 Seen Billy Crystal lately? 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2657 Damn, I can't go without my daily triple grande almond milk skinny 4 pump vanilla latte. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2658 It's them renegades, off the condominium again. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2659 It sure is a sorry sight to see Westworld fall victim to gentrification. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2660 New York's corona refugees are still on the run 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2661 At least they remembered to turn the stove off. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2662 Looks like the barista has been here... 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2663 We're too late, they already broke camp. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2664 Just another dag nab city slicker trying to pass. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2665 Okay, Jake, we're looking for a Mormon with an attitude. Hide your flask, no swearing, and pretend you're not suffering caffeine withdrawal. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2666 Looks like our cook suddenly quit after being asked constantly to grille steaks and waiting for the cows to come home. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2667 I could've sworn there was a Starbucks here. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2668 It's those millennials. They like to do everything the old fashioned way. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2669 She’s always on trend- To become a Wall St Stockbroker! He off to Sacramento—just inherited a garage full of Hand sanitizer and T.P. 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2670 It’s the Barista Gang. They won’t get far on triple decaf soy lattes. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2671 That sure don't smell like coffee beans. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2672 Yep- the Cowboy Cappucino Coffee Bandit was here all right! 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2673 It’s called “normalizing”. 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
2674 That cinches it Dusty...them Gourmet injuns was here again! 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2675 That's a strange looking cow. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2676 Well tarnation, how’d the barista know we were coming? Someone must’ve tipped him. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2677 Which war is it again? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2678 They must have used the fire once they ran out of batteries. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2679 They won't get far without their lattes. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2680 Reckon it's them San Francisco cowboys I've been hear'n about. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2681 Looks like the barista gang. Couldn't find an outlet to let off steam, so the ran for the hills. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2682 Looks like them Barista fellers left in a might big hurry 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2683 Better pull up your bandana, looks like more of those New Yorkers have been here. 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2684 Dang. Not today - not on Monday! 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2685 Great, now the Millennials are killing the Old West. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2686 They called it America. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
2687 Made it to the last stop on the Pony Espresso 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2688 Looks like we're late agin, Jeb — the Macchiato gang cleared out already. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2689 Yep, I’d say we found the trail of Fancy Bill. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2690 Cain't be more'n 10 minits gone, that thar Marzocco's still a' steamin' 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2691 They won't go far on that french press alone. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2692 Yup, the Barista Kid was just here all right. The latte is still foamy. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2693 Tell me, Dr. Fauci, who was that masked baristo? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2694 Whataya think? It's another ten miles to the next rest stop. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2695 Well, the odds of catching up with him just went way down. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2696 I think you spooked the barista with that six shot espresso drink order and the request for a design in the foam 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2697 'That Latte is still fresh and lukewarm, they aren't too far away.' 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
2698 Yes, the fire is still smoldering - but even more telling, there is still froth on the milk. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
2699 Brings new meaning to that good ol' tune, 'Home on the Range' 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2700 You'd leave in a hurry too if there was no place to plug in the espresso machine. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2701 Dangit. I was looking forward to that cappuccino. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2702 And I was really up for a pumpkin spice latte! 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
2703 The wind is Tess, the fire is Joe, but the coffee is Giuseppe. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2704 Yep, another Democrat hoax. 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2705 I guess we’re a little late for a latte. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2706 Dang, looks like the Baristo-Bandito saw us coming! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2707 Will Rogers drinks decaf? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
2708 We don't want them to know we were here... better put that fire out. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
2709 You shoulda seen where they banished their last chef. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2710 You brought all that but you forgot the oat milk? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
2711 You like a short shot, right?! 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2712 The espresso westerns have never been my thing 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
2713 Coffee grounds left undisposed, milk left to sour, thermometers left to gather dust... I can see why this the Wild West. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2714 Hey Tex, I think we're fresh on the trail of the Pony Expresso! 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
2715 Looks like they left in a hurry and took the oat milk with ‘em. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
2716 'Half the delivery time, with all of the caffeine, - Pony Espresso' 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
2717 you said we'd be on time to catch the only barista in these badlands 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
2718 They're definitely deranged. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2719 These darn hipsters really make themselves at home on the range. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2720 Sometimes, even cattle rustlers have to go pee. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2721 The range is all that's left of our home. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2722 They couldn't have gone far, this coffee is still fresh 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2723 They couldn’t have made it far, @outandaboutlaw57 posted this same cup of coffee to their story 15 minutes ago. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2724 The Lone Ranger has always been a slob 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2725 We're closin' in on those bandits. Fire still burnin', Paul Newman dark roast. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2726 I dunno Marshall, this might be the James gang, but I still think Larry and the Lattes are out there somewhere! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2727 Did you bring the Purel? 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2728 Cookie’s feelings got hurt and he just took off. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2729 Yup, those bandits stole our wagons, our cattle, and our supplies, but thank the lord they left the cappuccino machine. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2730 We must have just missed the barista” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2731 That latte's still frothy, they can't have gotten far. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2732 The dude ranch must be having an overnight. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2733 Well, hell. Guess this means no Starbucks? 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2734 O, Dang! This used to be my favourite stop for coffee 1 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2735 We'd better hurry. They sure are traveling light now. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2736 They must be on coffee break! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2737 One more home on the range crack and I'll blow your @#$%& brains out. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2738 No doubt about it, Starbuckaroo himself was here. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2739 Looks like rhe Pony Espresso came through! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2740 Dang, they took all the latte 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2741 There's a legend in these parts of the lone barista, but it looks like we have missed him. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2742 It's those damn Glampers again 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2743 Well, I guess they finished shooting that spaghetti western. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2744 Looka there, Sheriff. Them "S'presso Bandits" musta heard us comin 1.2613 0.04825 111 88 18 5
2745 Boy this coffee has a kick! 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2746 Those renegade hipsters won't get far without ionized, filtered water in their espressos. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
2747 Tough luck Billy. Let's go back over the merits of a light roasted peaberry again. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2748 Yep, this is definitely the, "Pony Espresso" station! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2749 I thought you told me your kids weren't allowed to cook when you're not at home? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2750 How old fashioned 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2751 Looks like the fastest barista in the west finally got what's comin' to him. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2752 I told you we were following the Pony Espresso route. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2753 Dry county. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2754 Looks like we're hot on the trail of the Barista Banditos. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2755 Stop telling me to cover my mouth Tex. We’re in a red state where seldom is heard a discouraging word 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2756 So much for the shootout at the OK Café.... 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2757 jeez, another escape from WestWorld 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2758 Beans are still roasting. They haven’t gone far. We’re close, I can smell it. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2759 The barista bandidos can't be far ahead, the lattes are still frothy. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2760 It’s Latte Larry all right. Can’t be more than an hour ahead of us. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2761 Looks like we just missed the latte posse. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2762 I’m figurin’ the Barista gang stole our oat milk. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2763 Damn Cappuccino Gang got away again. At least they could have left us one cup o’ joe.” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2764 Dang those lousy Seattle cowboys - why can't they tidy up after themselves? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2765 Whoa, partner! Equine distancing. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2766 I have some discouraging words for those hombres. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2767 Remember capitalism? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2768 Looks like the varmints got the jump on Coachella tickets! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2769 Reckon we shoulda called ahead. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2770 Yep! Confirms my suspicion, them Italian bandits did it again. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2771 They must have left in a hurry Jake. Their cappuccino milk is only steamed to 135 degrees. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2772 “Hoss, I said get me Little Joe from the Ponderosa.” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2773 Dang, we're latte. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2774 There's a Starbucks everywhere these days. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
2775 Looks like they branched out fast. 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
2776 Looks like the barista was fired. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2777 I guess the new campfire down the road is the popular place to go 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2778 This drive-thru spot is a hidden gem! 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
2779 In a spaghetti western, them thar rustlers get mighty edgy! 1.2613 0.04380 111 88 19 4
2780 Looks like them espresso addicts hit another Starbucks again. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2781 They're in such a hurry, they must have had Latte, Jimmy. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2782 I've heard this is the most remote Starbucks. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2783 We'll head them off at the Mobile App Order Pickup line! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2784 Civilization was here, recently 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2785 Hipsters! They are always ahead of us. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2786 Looks like the left in a hurry! Some body must have tipped them off. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2787 Well, they won't get very far without their espresso maker... 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2788 I told you The Desert Cafe was deserted! 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2789 they can't have gotten far; the latte is still steaming 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2790 I reckon the Tea Gang passed through just 'bout sun up. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
2791 Ya git so sick of cowboy coffee that it makes ya stupid. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2792 They must practice extreme social distancing. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2793 Yeah, it’s a new take on the “spaghetti western”... The Recaffeination of Jesse James. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2794 I'd say fifteen, maybe twenty minutes. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2795 This is not how I had imagined coming back to the office would be like. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2796 They can't be far 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2797 I said, ‘‘Pony Express” not PHONEY EXPRESSO! 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2798 See? The old way is still the best! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2799 It’s a bit out of the way, but this place has oat milk. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2800 The coffee serial killer escaped again 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2801 Who ARE those guys? To not even finish their espresso! 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2802 Does it look like Home on the Range to you? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2803 Huh, I really thought this Starbucks would still be open. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2804 "Looks like them no good, low down, cow rustling hipsters finally ran out of that fancy Ethiopian espresso they been drinking..That's Karma." 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2805 These espresso bandits sure are jittery. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2806 They won’t get far - they took the generator with them. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2807 Them boys must've had a little bit too much caffeine this morning. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2808 They shoulda called grubhub 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2809 Another one bites the dust. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2810 Greenhorns. No electricity here. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2811 Looks like they left in a hurry. The fire’s still burning, and they didn’t even finish their espresso. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
2812 Freelancers, far as the eye could see... 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2813 Well, looks like we missed the Party Goers who refused to shelter in place, hope they were wearing face masks. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2814 It's got to be Joshua and the Metrosexual Gang! 1.2613 0.05536 111 90 13 8
2815 I told you it was like home on the range. Want a Americano or latte? 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
2816 Looks as though there is no one home the range 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
2817 Looks like they were attacked by Mochahaves. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
2818 Must’ve run into town for more oat milk. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
2819 I warned him that venti latte's do not have many customers in these parts. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2820 Yep, it's the pony expresso. We'll never catch up to them now. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2821 Looks like they just skedaddled. Fire's burning hot, and the latte's still rich and foamy. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2822 I thought he was kidding, this is the landfill! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2823 It must have been some fine, strong coffee. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2824 They're close. The foamer is still warm. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2825 This looks like the work of the Barista Bandit 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2826 Fire's still hot, we're catching up to those dang barustlas. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2827 We keep this as we found it - memorial to urban residents who perish for want of an outlet. If they’d taken these items and placed them over this heating element here, they could've made it. Now the company brings their user manual writers here. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2828 They couldn't have gotten far with my mocha latte. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2829 I guess we can't get it to go. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2830 We could trade it for whiskey... 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2831 Signs are them cattle rustlers broke camp in a hurry and took their lattes to go. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2832 Their trail's gonna go cold from here. They've shed their bougie. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2833 I thought these spaghetti Westerns were just a myth. 1.2593 0.04720 108 85 19 4
2834 Qualcosa Devi averli spaceventati 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2835 Tell sheriff we'll catch them biscotti wranglers by nightfall. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2836 I know what you're thinking, and it doesn't work with pinto beans. We tried. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2837 Darn. Must be getting water. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2838 Looks like they left in a hurry: That latte's still foamy. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2839 A caffè macchiato, Bruce, is not a kind of latte. They know now, and so should you. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2840 They took off in a hurry. The milk is still foamy. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2841 Cookie never could handle his cappuccino. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2842 Just because it was on sale didn't mean you had to buy it. 1.2593 0.05790 108 89 10 9
2843 There must be a socket somewhere around here, 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2844 The bastards took all our oat milk. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2845 They call 'em glampers, we ran them off after their mid-day macchiato 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2846 The Miss Kitty gang, Gino. Recognize the grounds. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2847 See what happens when you get all fancy with coffee! 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
2848 I'm surprised they left it too, Pete, but the truth is that the panini press is worth more back in town. 1.2593 0.04900 108 86 17 5
2849 He was once the fastest barista in the West. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2850 Fire's still burning. Let's split up. Them no-good Barista Boys can't be far. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2851 Well, I told you. a horse wearing a thong does not a barista make. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2852 I tell ya Clem, it was a scientist looking feller, a young kid and some sort of electric horse with wheels! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2853 Looks like we're heading to the next one, yonder 100 feet. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2854 They can’t be far. There’s still froth on the milk. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2855 Dang! Upper Westside World didn't put out their fire! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2856 'The New Yorker recommended this coffee bar?' 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2857 Sorry, Bill. Any speculation I have to offer might be insulting to Italians or Indians. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2858 Looks like they went back to get the micowave. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2859 Lucky they brought logs. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2860 They won’t get far on a tall skinny. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2861 They won't get far with all that gluten in 'em! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2862 Mostly cooking junk, but a perfectly good range 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2863 And they're riding Ubers; it'll be hard to catch 'em before sundown. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2864 I reckon the pony espresso’s come through here 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2865 I knew it. Our wives just weren’t into Our Wild West game. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2866 Dang! Looks like the Grisson mob caught up with 'em and made 'em spill the beans. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2867 Dang! And the next Starbucks is another day's ride away. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2868 They won’t get far; they’re not fully caffeinated. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2869 Darn baristas. Left the fire on again. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2870 I told them it wasn’t safe to open a franchise out here. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2871 Milk's still frothy. They ain't far. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2872 See? I told you it was at five. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2873 They can't be far, the coffee on the counter's still warm 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2874 We just missed him, and it’s him alright. He likes his latte extra hot. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2875 It's the camp of that young sheriff, the buck with a star. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2876 Looks more like homeless on the range to me, Jed. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2877 No, Fred, this is not proof of demonic coffeemakers 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2878 Well guldummit, I TOLD ya to bring the lighter roast... 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
2879 I knew because of the pandemic, restaurants had to close unexpectedly. But I thought Sally's would still be opened." 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2880 You burnt the coffee again, Sam. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2881 I told you it was the coffee 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2882 Every time we get close, he goes for the double espresso. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2883 I guess a Grande Late is out of the question. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2884 The fire is still warm; the barista can’t be more than a few minutes ahead of us. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2885 Let's follow the buttery croissant crumbs. We can head 'em off before the next espresso bar in Laredo. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2886 Is this one of them “pop-up shops?” 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2887 Looks like the barista cleared out. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2888 We won't see those Hipster Cowboys' ugly mugs again 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
2889 Love doing Back to Future stuff with you. 1.2586 0.04263 116 87 28 1
2890 I’ve had enough of social distancing. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2891 Tourists! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2892 They can't be far. The milk is still fluffy. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2893 "Tea, anyone?" 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2894 Why aren't we called horse boys? I've never ridden a cow in my life! Hey look, a coffee machine. 1.2586 0.04839 116 93 17 6
2895 It look’s like “El Cappuccino” Guzmán left in a hurray. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2896 Is this part of the Louisiana Purchase or have we yet to cross the Mason Dixon Line? " 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2897 Dang those deer and antelope. They're always playing.” 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
2898 That's from when we used to be called the Pony Esspresso 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2899 ...Strange. I reckon they forgot the marshmallows. 1.2556 0.04155 133 104 25 4
2900 Somebody should have told them there was no plug ins for that contraption out here. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2901 Looks like they kidnapped the barista and skedaddled. Check the name on the cup for a clue. Maybe it’s spelled right. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2902 You said it's a sidewalk café! 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2903 Bougiest bunch I ever done seen. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2904 There’s still foam on the cappuccino. They must be close. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2905 My cleaning lady is sick. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2906 We can't be too far from them now, the cotton candy and taffy machines have got to be slowing them down as well. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2907 Damn. We're too late. The Starbucks has moved on. 1.2547 0.04252 106 84 19 3
2908 There goes the home on the range. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2909 They skedaddled 'bout 15 minutes ago and from the lickety split I can guarantee ya they didn't boil up decaf. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2910 The range just isn't what it used to be. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2911 Looks like they were ambushed. They didn’t even bring the coffee with them. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2912 Looks like we just missed breakfast 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2913 Looks like they are only vente minutes ahead of us 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2914 Not only is there no electricity or water out here but you forgot the coffee as well. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2915 The price of being downwind from our bean party. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2916 Then again, there's no tellin just how many latte drinkin bandits roam these parts. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2917 I knew he was a barista the minute I saw the mustache on that WANTED poster. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2918 Well, either they come through here or that is the most exquisitely arranged tableau I ever see'd! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2919 Well, it's not Martha Stewart. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2920 They can't have gotten very far on that Latte. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2921 One step behind the Pony Espresso again... 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2922 We missed them, they are fast; must have been The Pony Expresso. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2923 Those dang urban cowboys! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2924 Another case of barista burnout? 1.2547 0.04558 106 83 20 3
2925 Geronimo gets angry when his latte’s too pale ! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2926 The outlaw baristas have upgraded to the 1600 series. They will be even harder to catch now. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2927 I told Marta not to franchise out here ! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2928 More evidence of social distancing Jake. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2929 That's not what was meant by "Home on the Range" 1.2547 0.05853 106 88 9 9
2930 Looks like barista bandits! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2931 They were just here. The espresso maker is still hot. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2932 The Venti Grande 20 Large 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2933 Wouldn't have done us any good. We only have almond milk, and it doesn't foam properly. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2934 We’ve got ‘em now. They’re out of espresso. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2935 ``Could you do tea?'' 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2936 Another escape from the Barista Bandit. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2937 Looks like cookie tried to branch out from cowboy coffee. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2938 It’s even worse than I had feared. It seems we’re hunting wild baristas. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2939 They must've taken the barista and went into hiding. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2940 No worries, Tex. Looks like the set-up for a cartoon contest. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2941 I’m gonna miss Foam on the Range. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2942 Either extension cord not long enough, or they didn't pay electric bill 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2943 Oh boy, let’s just go to Starbucks. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2944 They sure scattered fast -- must have been the Pony Expresso Gang 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2945 Better alert the sheriff. The Macchiato Boys are back. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2946 haha those dumbass hobos left all their good shit. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2947 I booked it through Air BNB. Said it comes with extra perks. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2948 The hipsters are moving west. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2949 I disagree. It's the La Pavoni Commercial model BAR-2V. Comes in Ruby or stainless. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2950 I told you Harry was particular about his Flat White! 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2951 Looks like your ex-wife got here first! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2952 Starbucks must be closed. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2953 My only question is where did they learn how to make lattes? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2954 Well Tex, it looks like we just missed “Latte Gang” by minutes... 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2955 The utility bills were killing me... 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2956 Yup. Looks like the Barista Boys have joined up with the Latte Brothers, and not that long ago. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2957 How far to the next Pony Espresso, Pard? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2958 They can’t have gone far... the WiFi’s still warm. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2959 When the idiot couldn't find a plug-in for his coffee-maker, he just exploded, trashed everything and rode off! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2960 You ever had one of dem cup-a-chinos? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2961 Dang! They took the almond milk! I had a hankering for a mocha latte! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2962 Damn it Jerry, can’t you be a good roommate and listen when I tell you to clean the kitchen! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2963 It looks like we just missed Ma Barista. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2964 Well, I guess that range on the range didn't work out... 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2965 Looks like we're a little latte to this party. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2966 We must be on one of those spaghetti westerns. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2967 Ain't no WiFi, that's what. Me, I'm goin' back to the bunkhouse and finish The Crown. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2968 You didn't tell me there was no place to plug that in. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2969 Go figure but it looks like they were after the ukuleles. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2970 They were in a hurry, sheriff. The latte's still warm. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2971 About time. A purista barista. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2972 With the hell happened to Starbucks? It was here before the pandemic! 1.2547 0.04751 106 84 18 4
2973 Venti anything from Starbucks. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2974 Cook had a hissy fit when he found out he needed a really long extension cord! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2975 We can mosey along — One-Eyed Jake’s a pour over man. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2976 Classic earmarks of the Nespresso/Winnebago Tribe. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2977 I think they're Eyetalian. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2978 Yelp gave THIS 4 stars? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2979 I always knew the coffee machine would rise to its rightful place at the top of the food chain. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2980 Generation Z misfired, they lost the science of making fire. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2981 Don't worry,there's another Starbucks in the next desert. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2982 Tenderfoot camping at it's best! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2983 Looks like they had to close up quickly and let their employees go. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2984 We should've remembered the cookie mix! 1.2547 0.03434 106 88 14 4
2985 Well this was the last of them 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2986 Those freshly butchered beans and spilled brew can only mean one thing: Barista Bill was here, alright... and he's in no mood for talkin'. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2987 We can't camp here pardner; it's an old industrial burial ground. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2988 Home on the range ain't what it used to be. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2989 We’re gonna round them up they’re running on decaf now. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2990 We must not be too far behind the hipsters. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2991 We never can catch those varmints. So, is this good news or bad news? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2992 They said there’d be trouble brewing out here. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2993 Dang it. I had a real hankerin' for a Rio grande." 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2994 I told them, "Ain't nobody out here is gonna want your artisan coffee, this is a hard drinkin' place." 1.2547 0.05027 106 86 15 5
2995 Fire's still warm and it looks like he's desperate. We'll have the Espresso Bandito by dusk. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2996 The glampers never leave anything useful. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2997 I feel like there's something missing. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2998 So much for your mobile order 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2999 I'm not sure about the social part, but I think this is enough distancing. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
3000 Looks like they left in a hurry -- no froth. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
3001 The chuck wagon's traveling light now that Cook found Uber take-out delivery. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
3002 The Barista Banditos couldn't have gone far 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
3003 Doggonit, I'm hell in the saddle without an oak milk latte. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
3004 Looks like the baristas left in a hurry 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
3005 They destroyed the Pony Expresso 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
3006 I’m going with the pumpkin spice latte’. What are you going to order? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
3007 The basics always last longer and work better, Cowboy 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
3008 Dang! They took the kopi luwak hostage! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
3009 Well, I don't know, Jim. 'Couda bin the cactus, but my money's on illegal aliens. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
3010 Looks like these bandits are running a rather sophisticated criminal operation. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3011 Them savages kilt the pony espresso rider. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3012 They been here recently, coffee's still warm. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3013 Looks like Cookie finally ran out of beans. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
3014 I'd say they'll be back around 3 for a quick "pick-me-up." 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3015 There are some signs of poor planning at this new coffee shop. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3016 Looks like the Caffeine Kid rides yet another day, Sam. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3017 Damn, I wish they hadn’t shot the barista. Nobody else knows how to use the machine. Shame, too. I really had a hankering for an espresso shot. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3018 I don't know why she left me. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3019 These bandits sure got out in a hurry. Didn't even have time to steam their oat milk. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
3020 Shoot. I left my mustache at the last campsite. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
3021 Lone Starbucks 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3022 Welp, that's my sign to be moving on, next thing you know they'll be a brunch place next door. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
3023 Fastest barista in the west. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3024 I told you ol' Starbuck would never make it as a cowboy. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3025 Yup - they were baristas, all right. Left in a hurry, too. 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
3026 Daren’t ya say they had to be straight cowboys to leave a mess like this? 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
3027 -The Hipster Fugitive- “He can’t be that far, Bob. The fire still burnin’ and that turmeric coffee latte is still hot” 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3028 Does this mean Cookie is turning into a vegan? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3029 We just missed the Pony Expresso. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3030 C'mon, they are close, we can catch them before they drop the frig! 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3031 We're always one step behind the pony espresso. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3032 Looks like the Pony Espresso has been here and gone. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3033 I'd really like a cappuccino, but we are in a hurry 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
3034 Looks like our wives had coffee here. They must have heard us coming and continued on, it's still warm. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3035 How do we track them beyond the extension cord? 1.2523 0.03724 111 91 16 4
3036 Doggone desperados pulled off another barista ambush! 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3037 This proves that Barista Bart is back in Texas! 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3038 Guess we'll have to look for another Starbucks. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
3039 I like the ritual. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3040 It's the Breve Bunch! They pull shots faster than anyone this side of the Mississippi! 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
3041 Looks like a shootout at the Spurbucks corral 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3042 Well pardner, I guess this is the end of the Pony Espresso. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
3043 Looks like the coffee cart is up and running again. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3044 I wouldn't have believed it, Joe, but it looks like Starbucks has finally reached its limit. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3045 Grounds are still warm. I reckon Barristas’ got about 2-3 hours head start on us. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
3046 They haven't gotten far —I reckon they won't last a day out here 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3047 We're close - that macchiato is still warm. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
3048 Looks like no one's home on the range. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
3049 We need to follow this pizza smell, they can't be far 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
3050 Looks like the Barista brothers beat a hasty retreat. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
3051 Do you have the wipes? I think we disinfect, brew, and gallop away. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3052 Appears to be the Frappachis, possibly the Cappuchis, or even the Macciatis. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
3053 Looks like a another tenderfoot got short corded again. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3054 Now THAT'S how you rustle up some grub! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3055 Dammit, Sundance, don't you ever clear up the kitchen? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3056 Looks like the Pony Expresso came through here! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
3057 Watch out for that fire. Our horses don't have eyes, remember? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3058 the milk is still frothy, hurry! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3059 We're too late Butch. Looks like they espresso-ed the hell out of here. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3060 I'm guessing a propane leak. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3061 Well...I guess-There goes the neighborhood. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3062 You still got that old tin pot? 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
3063 Damn it Tex, I told you I prefer camp coffee. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3064 Do you believe these jerks riding us won’t stop to buy us a lousy cup of coffee? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3065 I could have sworn this place is open on Mondays... 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3066 They can't have gone far, there's still foam on the latte! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3067 Looks like the cappuccino bandits have struck again! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3068 Yep, the expresso beat us again, darn it. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
3069 Looks like the Suzie Homemaker gang rides again. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3070 This doesn’t look good, the Eye-talians left their coffee gizmo behind! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
3071 We’re too late Zeke. Looks like the Cappuccino Kid ‘s on the loose again. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3072 I must be having a Covid-19 moment. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3073 What makes you think the Pony Expresso been through here? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3074 Dagnabit my points expire today! 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3075 In the mood for a Latte? 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3076 The chuck wagon has cleared out, but it looks like there was a fuss over how much to tamp the coffee. Cowboys are picky. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3077 They musta forgot the extension cord. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3078 Looks like they finally got even with Cookie fur serving up that cow-flop pie again 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
3079 Those yuppie bitches are supposed to take everything away, but they leave an 8 thousand dollar espresso machine. Fucking burning man. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
3080 No way Kevin, these things are like 8 grand. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3081 As I see it--a bunch of partying college kids were making themselves at home on the range. 1.2500 0.04974 104 84 15 5
3082 No. I said we should stop and pick up a posse. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3083 Another coffee shop gone belly up. Man, they really gotta start doing market studies. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3084 When will the French and Indian War end? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3085 We're getting close Earl, the fat free soy latte is still warm. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3086 Baristas! Must be getting close to California. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3087 Looks like we just missed the “Disgruntled Barista Gang”. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3088 After ‘em Hank, they took the generator! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3089 Apparently, this area is notorious for spaghetti western bandit activity 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3090 Fire's still burnin', gentrifiers must be close 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3091 Me and Starbucks here have ridden many a cafe out of town 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3092 How they keep finding outlets is beyond me. But we gotta catch them soon. They have my TiVo 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3093 Let's try the Starbucks across the canyon. Masks up this time. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3094 I wonder if there's any coffee left in there 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3095 Not sure who this belongs to. I don't recognize the brand. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3096 We could easily have been here before. So terrible they had to die because the smoke signal was to Yelp instead of for Help 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3097 City folks must’ve come out here to ride out the COVID19 isolation. Think they brought that contraption all the way from Italy? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3098 They musta left in a hurry afore they could drink their mornin' cappuccino. Probably didn't let their bread rise either. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3099 Dang! Looks like we just missed the organic fair trade barista bandits. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3100 Italians come out here looking for spaghetti western and end up leaving a damn mess 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3101 I reckon it’s Hell’s Kitchen. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3102 It looks like they ate too many beans 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3103 The other two Horsemen of the Apocalypse are teleworking. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3104 Heck, I was yearning for a decaf slim vanilla latte with almond milk 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3105 That's the second cafe they've busted up. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3106 Those deer and antelope have been playing on the range again. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3107 Seldom is heard a discouraging word—until you get a bunch of cowpokes ordering lattes.” 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3108 Guess they ain't as sophisticated as they thought they was! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3109 Looks like Pony Espresso crossed into enemy territory. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3110 Weird they left the range on. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3111 Reminds me of the macchiato days... 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3112 Looks like city slickers were in a hurry. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3113 Shucks...they’ll probably will beat us to the Toilet Paper..! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3114 Durn Injuns! That's the third barista they've kidnapped this month! 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
3115 It’s the West Texas town of Espresso. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3116 In the haste to stay one step ahead of the law, the banditos had to leave their coffee behind. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3117 Welcome to the Cowboy Diner! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
3118 Darn. Pony espresso just left! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3119 We're too late, Lou. The baristas have already broken camp. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3120 It looks like Java Dan and Espresso Rico ran through here just minutes ago! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3121 Looks like the Glampers gang is at it again! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3122 Looks to me like they were planning to break camp early Jed. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3123 They couldn’t have gone far. I say we bear-east-a here. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3124 Can't be far, the microbubbles in the latte art are still perfect. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3125 It’s the Barista Brothers, they’re around here somewhere. 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
3126 Looks like they rushed their morning coffee. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3127 There is still froth on the cups. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3128 I told you we shouldn't have come in guns blazing. These baristas are a skittish bunch. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3129 Looks like the Latte Kid struck again! 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3130 Looks like the Barista Kid rides again. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3131 I’d say there’s been some pretty serious latteing in these parts. 1.2500 0.05336 104 86 11 7
3132 He went to town to round up some alternating current and a couple of transformers for that there hoity-toity, new-fangled coffee pot. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3133 Looks like they left in a hurry when they couldn't plug in the coffeemaker. 1.2500 0.04684 104 82 19 3
3134 I thought this was a spaghetti western not a cappuccino western.. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3135 By the looks of things, I'll bet the coffee is still hot. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3136 Seen it before, Sheriff. The morning rush came, the orders got backed up, and he just took off. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3137 You still say it ain't the Javaho? 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3138 Dang. The cook skedaddled. Well, I always come back to my old friend, the campfire. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3139 I hate it when the Barista is on break. I guess we’ll just have to wait. 1.2500 0.04782 104 83 17 4
3140 They left in a hurry. All they took was the burr grinder. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3141 No whipped cream? These guys are serious. 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
3142 By the looks of this campfire, Juan Valdez just left. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
3143 That's alright. They'll still let you use the bathroom. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3144 Oh,they left in a hurry alright,Salty Joe would never leave his new fangled stove thing behind! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3145 Well Slim, looks like we'll have to push on to Dutch Brothers... 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3146 I know I don't look familiar but I eat here all the time 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
3147 The only equine barista training center west of the Mississippi as far as I know. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3148 What makes you think they were filming a spaghetti Western? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3149 Seems like our fears that the Barista Boys are riding trail again were right on target. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3150 Aha. The Austin posse. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3151 Let’s have a cup of coffee and relax. I think those techies are gone for good. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3152 We’ll get them now! No-one lasts long out here without espresso. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3153 They won't get far now, on dry croissants. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3154 So bringing that food processor out here didn’t teach a damn thing. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3155 Sorry, mine won't go until he's had his morning oat milk latte 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3156 Well partner, looks like we're hot on the trail of the elusive Barista Gang. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
3157 Sure sign city slickers were here! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
3158 He says these gadgets are an insult to the gift of Prometheus. 1.2500 0.04684 104 83 18 3
3159 They can't have gone far, the steaming wand is still warm. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3160 Dame yuppies... out smarted us again 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3161 Looks like them dad-burned rustlers up an rode off with Cookie’s solar panel! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
3162 Those Eastern terderfoots still think we have electricity out here! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3163 This coronavirus is surreal. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
3164 They won't get far, we'll easily catch them at the next Starbucks. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3165 This is why those millenial cowboys can't afford a ranch. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3166 No doubt about it. We're on the trail of americanos. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3167 Looks like the wifi must have dropped out quick. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3168 Whoa Nellie 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3169 It's the modern version of the spaghetti western. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3170 I thought "Pony Espresso" was just a typo. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3171 Welp, looks like we just missed the Pony Espresso. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3172 Well the trouble started when Tex Henderson was served a Mochaccino instead of his usual Mocha latte. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3173 Looks like they hit the ground running 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
3174 We seem to have strayed into Spaghetti Westworld. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3175 Yep, it’s another one of ‘em blogger’s camps all right. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3176 More like venti, vidi, vici... 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3177 Yup, I reckon we’ve found the trail of the Cappuccino Kid. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3178 I guess they discovered Nespresso! 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
3179 No, I said we were trying to find ‘banditos’, not ‘baristas’! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
3180 They probably left in a hurry to look for water and coffee beans. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
3181 Are Espresso Westerns the new Spaghetti Westerns? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
3182 City slickers, musta used alkali water and had to cut and run for the facilities. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
3183 Looks like the Barista Bandit struck again ! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
3184 Looks like these baristas just broke camp. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
3185 Darnit. I was so sure they'd serve us if we socially distanced ourselves from the other two horsemen of the Apocalypse. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
3186 Macchiato up, partner. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
3187 they probably had only decaf left 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
3188 I warned him twice about the extra froth on my macchiato. So, here we are. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3189 sit down... I'll make the coffee 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3190 I reckon these boys were with the Pony Espresso. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
3191 They were interrupted mid-cortado. Be on the lookout for some tired looking outlaws. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3192 Don't worry. We'll catch 'em mid-poop. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3193 Hold up, They’ll be back when the cappuccino gets cold. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3194 There's some jobs robots ain't takin'. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3195 That's a relic of the old West -- the 'range' from the song. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3196 I have a ten mile extension cord if you want an expresso. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3197 Cappuccino or latte don't matter. The Apaches just call it firewater. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3198 They can't be far — the foam on the steam wand isn't dry. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3199 Perplexing bunch. Leave their fire smoldering, yet have 'nuff sense to unplug the espresso machine. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3200 We got him on the run, Larry. He didn't even finish splitting the quad shot. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3201 He's the baddest barista in the West. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3202 The cappuccinos are still foamy-they can't have gotten far. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3203 You left the light on again 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3204 You know, I'm really glad they kept the second amendment to the end civilization. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3205 They oughta be easy to find cuz they must be draggin' the world's longest extension cord." 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3206 What happened to the Pony Expresso. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3207 Yep. That's a Pony Espresso camp fer sure. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3208 And that's just the head. Can you imagine how stimulating it would have been to see a kofesaurus alive and roaming free? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3209 Espresso, Hell ! I say we keep riding until we can find a good cuppa Joe ! 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3210 It looks like the Pony Expresso came this way.... 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3211 Looks like the remains of another spaghetti western, Hank. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3212 They would be out of almond milk. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3213 The bounty for these baristas better be good. I'm tired of chasing down coconut milk offenders. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3214 Tex, looks like the barista made tracks pronto. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3215 I see at least two violations of campsite rules. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3216 That espresso machine looks like it still works. Damn, I love coming to the dump. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3217 Yep. Like I told ya it’s the beans. It’s always the beans. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3218 Perhaps we should wait until the next stop. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3219 Looks like we just missed 'em. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3220 It’s the Sergio Leone gang. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3221 Seems that Howard Schulz has a wayward nephew. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3222 I'll follow the tracks. You stay here and look for fingerprints. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3223 Where does a cowboy find some oat milk in these parts? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3224 Looks like Smokey the Barista was here! 1.2475 0.04539 101 82 15 4
3225 Someone should have told them there’s a hipster coffee shop just around the bend. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3226 Well, Carl, it 'pears t'me that Single-Shot Macchiato and Latte Lenya are on the lam -- together. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3227 Whadayou fancy? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
3228 We're never going to get our coffee if we keep stampeding the baristas, Derek. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
3229 Looks like the cook's deserted the desert and took the dessert with him 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
3230 Java Unchained (2012) 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3231 We must have just missed those varmints - the cappuccino's still frothy. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3232 ASIDE FROM THAT,HOW DID YOU WANT YOUR COFFEE? 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
3233 I said ya gotta come up slowly - this lot's jittery. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3234 They can't be far. Latte to go? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
3235 Yup, they were ahead of their time for sure, but not too far away just yet! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3236 This looks like the work of the Double Shot Kid. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3237 The Spaghetti Westerns always have the best coffee brand. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
3238 Looks like they were here not long ago. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3239 I still don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3240 This looks like a good place to set up our WiFi 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
3241 You know you're in a Spaghetti Western when... 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3242 It is awkward on the trail, but I respect that he will not compromise with his coffee. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3243 Looks like the best part of waking up is not the coffee in your cup. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3244 Cookie draws the line at half caff-caff. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
3245 I figure as how they come out here for social distancing, couldn't cook, and are hightailing it for McDonald's. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
3246 The Barista Bandito must be close. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
3247 The horses must have gotten into the caffeine. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3248 Must be settlers. Indians use every part is the espresso machine. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3249 Well you know what they say...”these violent delights have violent ends” 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3250 Maybe this is a sign we should settle down and open that Bed & Breakfast you keep talking about. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3251 Doesn't feel that much like home, does it? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3252 I guess the indians didn't want to trade. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3253 Yep, looks here like we got ourselves a Spaghetti Western. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
3254 quarantine 2021: Startbucks still looks closed... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3255 I told you it wasn't the Donner party camp 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
3256 Those old boys just couldn't adapt to that new-fangled excuse for a chuck wagon. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
3257 I’m thinking one the outlaws might be a city-slicker. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3258 Welp, there goes our mid-day pick me up at The Pony Espresso. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
3259 Just what I thought...they're hipsters alright...Not far ahead of us...chai latte is still warm. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
3260 I told you to stay back six feet. Well I told you to put that handkerchief over your mouth 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
3261 He played Fire on the Mountain run boys, run The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no..... 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3262 Another sad day for the Pony Espresso! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3263 His grind isn’t dialed in. He won’t get far. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
3264 That can’t have gotten far without their espresso machine. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3265 Things have a way of coming full circle! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3266 It looks like we've stumbled upon the cattle rustlers' englampment. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3267 The Non-Fat Latte With Caramel Drizzle Boys are at it again. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3268 You really find anything out here..." 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3269 Don't worry, there's another around that bend. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3270 They left in a hurry; didn't even put out their fire. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3271 Banditos? I could've sworn you said we were trailing a gang of baristas. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3272 Spaghetti Western, unplugged! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3273 "Ha! We've got them now. They won't get far on instant. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3274 It sure looks like it was those Macchiato boys 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3275 I do miss the perks from the spaghetti western days. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3276 Looks like another of those Starbuck attacks. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3277 When I became more woke, I switched to cowboy espresso. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3278 Looks like the folks from the Dude Ranch had to leave in a hurry. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3279 darn coyotes love my cappuccinos 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3280 Looks like Rusty won't be serving lattes with our bison and beans tonight. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3281 You bet it's New Yorkers, they love their cappuccinos hot" 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
3282 Looks like they forgot to bring the adapter. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3283 I had to fire the barista because he wouldn’t clean up despite making the best chai latte in this desert. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3284 Looks like the Cappuccino kid is back. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3285 Yep, another one of those ghost rider's anti-environment camps. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3286 John, its called cowboy coffee for a reason. There's no electricity to make a cappuccino! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3287 Good thing we brought our own beans. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3288 Darn it, I really would have liked a latte. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3289 General Custer's last latte stand? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3290 They couldn’t have gone far, they didn’t finish their pumpkin spice low-fat Kona Blends 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3291 This has to be the Hole in the Wall Restaurant Gang. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3292 It’s not your grandpa’s time machine. And the controls can burn you if you’ve had too much caffeine. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3293 Whoa sheriff, they can’t be far ahead. Them beans ain’t even ground yet. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3294 'we'll catch him, keep your eyes peeled for cauliflower crumbs' 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3295 Ihanks, it does make me feel at home! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3296 Looks like the barrista needs a small business loan. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3297 We gotta stop horsing around before the party 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3298 Yup, the Espresso Kid lit out in a hurry. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3299 Darn it! The Governor must have closed all of the restaurants. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3300 Damn Bandito's! How we gonna make it across this desert now without our barista. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3301 Must'a been in a hurry. Didn't quench the fire, and they left their 'spresso machine. 1.2424 0.04446 99 78 19 2
3302 From what I see here we’ll never catch them. They’re loaded with enough caffeine to jump the Grand Canyon. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3303 That's a double shot. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3304 Don't come in yet. I wasn't expecting company, and just need a minute to tidy up. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3305 Still frothy. They must be close. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3306 We’ve missed the glampers. But we’re in luck: they left a trail.” 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3307 I think we're on the right trail of those Gen Z outlaws. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3308 Espresso? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3309 I think we’re a day behind the pony expresso. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3310 They probably ran out of creamer. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3311 If we follow the croissant crumbs, we should be able to catch them pretty quick! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3312 Yup. It's the Esteban Espresso gang alright. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3313 By Gum! Pony Expresso’s done wiped-out another blackwater ‘stablisment. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3314 Sembra che se ne siano andati di fretta. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
3315 She's wastin' her time. Ain't a manager around here for miles. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3316 Double shots, no foam. This is the work of the Barista Gang. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3317 Wait until you see these bandits' restrooms. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3318 They say he's on the run from the Pony Espresso. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3319 oh no! looks like the Salamander got out 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3320 The expresso Kid 's been through here 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3321 They been shootin' nother one of them Italian Westerns, I reckon. Seein' as that's a cappuccino rig and all. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3322 They left five minutes ago and they're Italian" 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3323 Betcha that’s almond milk. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3324 They were looking for the dang bandanas! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3325 Seems like they had to leave in a hurry. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3326 Reckon they cleared right out after you put in that online order for a dirty, dirty chai latte? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3327 Here lie Cappuccino, son of Cochise. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3328 Looks like they were from the Bar Rista Ranch 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3329 Wow! They really did leave in a hurry. These coffee beans are only single roasted. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3330 You shouldn't have disrespected his mocha cappuccino. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3331 Looks like the Starbuck gang's already been through these parts. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3332 We are close, the pony "espresso" was here... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3333 Seems these spaghetti western guys were in a hurry 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3334 Damn them natives, Todd! How am I supposed to make my triple expresso hazelnut latte no foam light whip with extra sprinkles now?! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3335 KillRoy was here. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3336 Looks like we just missed lunch. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3337 I tell ya partner, these modern city-slicker wanna be cowboys always take their coffee to go. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3338 I thought you said, 'The Pony Espresso.' 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3339 When we catch 'em, it's "Pasta la vista, baby." 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3340 Go on ahead. I’ll look for pizza. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3341 Dang it Bob, we'll never catch them after that much espresso! 1.2424 0.05936 99 83 8 8
3342 Yup. Desperados. Italian desperados. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3343 They’ll be hard to catch with that caffeine high.” 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3344 I hear Starbuck’s is closed too. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3345 Tracking gets easier and easier every year . 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3346 Dang it, I was hoping to get a caramel macchiato! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3347 Looks like that's the end of the Pony Espresso 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3348 Latte Larry is hot on Mocha Joe’s Trail. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3349 I told the guys not to drill natural gas for their Coffee shop ! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3350 You know, things just haven't been the same around here since HGTV. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3351 Reckon they ran out of soy milk? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3352 I told you your Solar Panels would get stolen ! 1.2424 0.04673 99 79 17 3
3353 This here "CapoChino" maker is a clear sign that we are in one of them there spaghetti westerns! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3354 If we move fast, we're only one espresso away from catching Billy the Barista. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3355 I think it's the Starbuck boys! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3356 From the looks of it - they broke camp after their espresso and are less than a day's ride ahead. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3357 Looks like the Gambino gang came this way. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3358 Well, now we know mountain lions are one way to get rid of hipsters. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3359 With their latte gone, they can't last much longer. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3360 Rusty, I told you we needed ta up our game on free college Tuition if we want’a keep our baristas. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3361 Better be careful. Those look like triple shots. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3362 RIP Pony Espresso. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3363 I reckon something serious just happened here. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3364 They drank lattes, their great contribution to our civilization. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3365 I don't know about you, but I reckon they's headed toward the Rio Grande. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3366 Seems the Cappuccino Carl Gang left in a real hurry. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3367 If the coffee isn’t hot, we can easily heat it up. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3368 Hmmm, usually it’s better when you miss the morning stampede. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
3369 Pony Espresso: Now hiring, hipsters preferred. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3370 Looks like nothing can stop the Pony Espresso. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3371 You should see her bathroom. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3372 Well, Clint, looks like the Red Eye Gang must have camped here last night. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3373 Guess they left through the expresso 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3374 Looks like cabin fever got "em 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3375 I'm guessing they preferred cowboy coffee. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3376 I guess we’re late for the 2 for 1 lattés 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3377 Must've been a hell of a bake-off! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3378 I wonder what happened to the biscotti. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3379 I know we are cowboys, but I still like a good espresso every now and then. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3380 I knew they cast Italians in these things, but still... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3381 I thought you said there was a Starbucks off this exit. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3382 It's either here or the Starbucks in Deadwood. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
3383 Closed, I reckon. Well, come on, there's another one two cacti down. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3384 I don't think this would be the best location for another Starbucks 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3385 Looks like Billy the Barista is coming round here again. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
3386 No, I said let's pony up some expressos -- not let's rob the Pony Express. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3387 Let's wrassle us up some machiattos. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3388 Check the cactus for any flannels or beanies, reckon gentrification's moving out west. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3389 Well, at least the fire is still "on" at our home on the range. 1.2424 0.03956 99 81 15 3
3390 C'mon Bill, I think there's a Starbucks a bit farther down. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3391 That musta' been one heck of a cup of joe, Joe. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3392 These new settlers still haven’t learned to cook Home on the Range. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3393 Well Hank, y'all better call Prometheus, tell him his son been up to some kinda mischief again. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3394 "This is worse than the broken porta potty" 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3395 They say stimulus checks'll be coming in any day now. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
3396 The Frappuccino is still cold. They must be close. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
3397 They at least could have offered us some. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
3398 Heat,Eat,Retreat 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
3399 Damn Yankees again. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
3400 Heartless. They could of at least left a croissant. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
3401 Looks like we have another espresso hit n run! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
3402 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you say you tried everything but did you read the manual ? 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
3403 We will never catch Mr. Express`o 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
3404 I knew I shouldn't have left the coyotes in charge. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
3405 These Pony Espresso fellas get real impatient when the solar power peters out." 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
3406 Looks like we just missed Suburban Cowboy. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
3407 I guess these people really were raised in a barn. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3408 yup,some of those Marfa folks.. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
3409 The Pony Espresso rides again. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
3410 I thought they would stop at spaghetti! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3411 The Barista Gang can't have gotten far. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3412 The Coleman gang cain't a gotten far I reckon. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3413 Alright let's skedaddle. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
3414 the Yuppies were here! Let's get'um 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3415 I just can't make any sense of it...all I ordered was a Folgers. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3416 The glampers went thataway. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3417 Dang it. Looks like the work of Barista the Kid... 1.2371 0.06002 97 82 7 8
3418 No power, no beans, no customers. But they had really funny ads. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3419 We're close. Best guess is they pulled out sometime this morning. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3420 I guess they went home from the range. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3421 The town survived the virus. It was the kids staying home from school. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3422 Know any good campfire songs, dude? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3423 Obviously a take-out gone awry. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3424 Smokey apparently doesn't care about desert fires." 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3425 Personally, I liked the s'mores. 1.2371 0.05134 97 80 12 5
3426 Tex, put your bandana over your nose and mouth and don't touch anything. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3427 Yep. They burned the beans on the Apache Roast. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3428 Just as I thought, the espresso gang. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3429 It wouldn't make a good Caramel Macchiato, Venti, Skim, Extra Shot, Extra-Hot, Extra-Whip, Sugar-Free 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3430 Them Expresso boys won't get far haulin' that generator. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3431 Lookie here, another fool thought a free range oven would replace a campfire. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3432 The ride-in coffee place just closed 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3433 '"I'm guessing the person who built that fire there, made that mess over there!" 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3434 You mean to tell me they're social distancing, all the way from New York City?! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3435 They must have left in a huge rush after they remembered that this week's coffee bean shipment is arriving in town one day earlier than least week's did. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3436 They clearly have failed at cowboy coffee. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3437 Too late for lattes, Joe. Poor barista just couldn't take the heat. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3438 Well, the Italian Stallion can't be too far ahead, now.... 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3439 We won’t be the only Americanos at this campsite tonight. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3440 I'd say there was definitely a major malfunction. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
3441 So Decaf was a natural next step. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3442 Gosh darn baristas! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3443 You know what they say, one man’s Sandinista is another man’s barista. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3444 Yeah, they left in a hurry, but I reckon it's just the Pony Espresso with a load of priority mail. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3445 They couldn't attract customers because they didn't have WiFi 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3446 I can pick up on the hispters' hotspot. We are closing in! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3447 The Pony Espresso was here. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3448 Hey, Slim, you let your covid kerchief slip down. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3449 They must've left in a hurry. It's not descaled. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3450 Lefty, it looks like we just missed a good cup of cowboy coffee! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3451 I'm guessin' they took that new cook Buck out to hang him. 1.2353 0.04221 102 78 24 0
3452 Where'd they have that thing plugged in? 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
3453 They must be shooting one of those spaghetti westerns nearby. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3454 Took off with his dog on top of the truck again. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3455 You head 'em off at the pass. I'll reverse engineer that there contraption. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
3456 And this is how the Pony Express got their coffee on their way to the West Coast. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3457 Them varmints sure must've left in a hurry. Looks like the steamed milk is still frothy. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
3458 Looks like the Nespresso gang left in a bit of a hurry there, Jim. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3459 I reckon they scootered over Granite Pass and down the East Fork, headin' for wifi at the Healy ranch. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
3460 Evidently this is why the sheriff couldn't keep up with them. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3461 Wonder what they‘ll do for lunch? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3462 Oh man, I was so looking forward to a double espresso with my Campari. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3463 Marlboro man skedaddled. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3464 Must've been hipsters. The flannel gets me every time. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3465 Their coffee won't be very good if they don't clean their kitchen up better. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3466 I guess we’re too late for the hotel’s breakfast 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3467 I was on board with Outpost barista, but I'm not going to be the Pony Express delivery guy. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3468 They must be close by...Starbuckaroo stops are never too far from one another. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3469 Seen wreckage like this before.... must've tried Grandma's soufflé recipe. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3470 She was mad that it wasn't what he promised. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3471 Looks like they're fed up with the great outdoors " 1.2316 0.04721 95 77 15 3
3472 By the look of the fresh steamed milk, I'd say we just missed them. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
3473 Well pardner, the cacti are making a comeback but so much for cooking on the range... 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3474 My bandana is N96. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3475 And to make matters worse, Sheriff, after them filthy varmints finished fucking my wife, they went and busted up our new espresso machine. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3476 Looks like the Barista Bandito has a 20 minute head start on us.” 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3477 From the barista machine and almond milk, I imagine this was once an urban coffeehouse. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3478 Looks like your typical domestic scuffle. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3479 They won't make it two days without their coffee 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3480 They took off in a hurry. Social distancing. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3481 Those damn barista bandits are at again... 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3482 Given quarantine, the hipsters have taken to camping now. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3483 Old Cookie shoulda known better than to tangle with the Starbucks Kid 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3484 Always warms my heart to be living off the land like our ancestors. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3485 Do we order here? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3486 Can't quite put my finger on it, but something tells me Starbucky and the BMW Bandits was here. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3487 They haven’t been gone long, the espresso machine is still steaming. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3488 They didn't run from us. This is a trap. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3489 No, that’s not what I meant by home on the range! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3490 The Cappuccino Kid cain't be far... I can still smell 'is dang frothy milk foam! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3491 This used to be my favorite cappuccino haunt. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3492 They move fast. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3493 They left behind what they couldn't use out here. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3494 I reckon he forgot to plug it in. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3495 That's the last time they'll run out of eggnog. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3496 Yeah Jesse I did blow up, I was told our campsite would have electricity! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3497 It's a spaghetti Western, for sure. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3498 Say...I’ve got a new business idea,” said Sheriff Starbucks 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3499 Damn! Someone forgot the extension cord. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3500 Yep . . . Kitchen remodeling gone awry! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3501 This always happens after a raid--take out is not an option. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3502 Keep moving. I'm more of a Starbucks guy. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3503 Toilet paper stampede. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3504 We're too late. We've missed another pop-up concept. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3505 It’s the Pumpkin Spice gang. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3506 They may have got to 205°F, but they rushed their extraction time, pardner. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
3507 Care for an espresso? 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3508 When Cookie left us for Santa Fe, I reckon he took his percolater with him. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3509 I don't know who that Masked Man is, but him and his Indian friend sure left a mess. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3510 I could go for a cup myself, nothing fancy. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3511 Just missed ‘em. Must be halfway to Southampton by now. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3512 We wouldn't let second home people into town; hope they got back to the city 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3513 Do you think aliens were here, Harold?" "Nah" said Harold, "I think city folk were out here glamping 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3514 Once we catch up to these horse thieves we'll add littering to the charges. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3515 Yet another bunch of George Clooney converts, Sheriff! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3516 Looks like they broke camp in a hurry. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3517 Darn it, Hank. The Pony Espresso Gang got away again. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3518 I told you I didn't need nothing fancy. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3519 So Mr. Hands. That’s crazy right? I mean, pretty wild. But you know, people should be able to do what they want, but that was crazy. What did uh, what did you think about it? I mean- should we try it? 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3520 We're just behind the Coffee Snob Gang, they left their mesquite coffee roasting fire still burning. 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
3521 Whoa. Looks like another espresso stampede to me. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3522 they did it again ... 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3523 Chet ... me and Buck come across this same dang thing back on Kepler-187C. Buck, who was always your sciency type, used to call ‘er ... “reverse evolution.” 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3524 WOW, even this coffee shop is closed now, lets pull up our masks now 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3525 By the air content of that cappuccino foam, I can tell you they could not have gone far. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3526 This here is Ghost Town Coffee, where there's as much coffee as there are ghosts. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3527 Those annoying baristas can't get far.....just follow the droppings of their pathetic pointless lives. 1.2316 0.05489 95 80 9 6
3528 “The chuckwagon and Cookie are gone and he’s abandoned his cookstove. I think it is safe to say he discontinued take out service as well. By the way, your horse is not following the 6 foot rule.” 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3529 Looks like they gave up on that save that restaurant show 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3530 No doubt, started with a bic, but they had no idea what do do from there. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3531 We really should pursue them right away. Unless you're a barista, Billy? 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3532 Everyone knows you can never skip on your morning cup o' Joe. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3533 It's the John Muir model that's been flying off the shelves. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3534 They stole our women folk! Forget them! They stole our bag of Starbucks coffee beans!!! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3535 CSI: Tombstone The terrorists gave up on the kitchen IED and went for the old BSA campfire ruse. Just mosey around to the left. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3536 This one right here ran out of avocado toast. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3537 Looks like they robbed the Pony Espresso as well .... 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3538 We are on the right track. Joe was here just a while ago. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3539 Looks like Cookie just chucked it in. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3540 And I always thought it was a rumor that Hollywood cowboy John Wayne used to camp with an espresso machine. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3541 Looks like the barista is going retro. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3542 Are we doing this social distancing thing, right? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3543 Only electricity cooks? or did they run out of marshmallows ? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3544 It's them varmints from the Dude Ranch again! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3545 Dad-gum - they got so amped up on caffeine, they done left without put’n out the fire. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3546 They sure must have smelt it when thy woke up! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3547 This here bounty is turning out to be a Tall order.” “How much did you say that Grande reward was for?” “Venti big ones. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3548 Cowboys get pretty ornery when the pumpkin spice runs out. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3549 I hate littering baristas. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3550 They must have known we were coming ! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3551 We ain’t dealin’ with small town coffee brewers here—we’re dealin’ with baristas! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3552 Home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play...and have brunch, apparently. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3553 Now I know why they're called the Frothy Bandits. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3554 Someone spilled the beans to the Pony Expresso gang. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3555 I reckin it must have been somebody’s home on the range. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3556 Reckon those baristas are heading back across the border. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3557 ... and that's how the Blackfoot tribe split off into the Sugarfoot and Creamfoot. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3558 Do you think they took the Purell? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3559 The city slickers must have gone out for creamer. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3560 They never learn, do they? It's always too hot to touch using a f ire. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3561 Pardon for the mess pardner, we had to fire the cleaning woman. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3562 We're hot on their trail... that carafe of caramel macchiato is still warm. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3563 These baristas need bigger saddle bags. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
3564 Looks like the cappuccino kid has given us the slip once again. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3565 Reckon this is his home with the range. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3566 Well, that puts the X back in espresso. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3567 They should've stolen the dining car. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3568 I can tell why the cook split. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3569 Well, Cookie will be purty embarrassed about this li'l tantrum when electricity gits invented. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3570 Espresso rules out the James boys. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3571 Sure as a gun: The Pourover Coffee Gang was a-glampin' here, and not that long ago neither. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3572 I guess they took Social Distancing seriously! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3573 Dang. I forgot this location doesn’t do mobile orders. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3574 I guess I won't be getting my fix of Grande- Iced-Caramel-Soy Macchiato today. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3575 Now, that's what I call a home on the range! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3576 Do you remember how to make cowboy coffee? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3577 Better call Saul, I think. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3578 Someone went from the frying pan to the fire. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3579 How declasse! Starbuck's instead of Peets. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3580 Tex, I knew them as chuck wagons in my day, the kids now call them Starbucks. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3581 Cowbows get zapped through a California time-machine 1.2283 0.06007 92 78 7 7
3582 Why do you say Spaghetti Westerns never ring true? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3583 Yep, they were in a hurry alright. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3584 Schultz was here. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3585 Do you think they heard us coming? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3586 Starbuck couldn't take working from home. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3587 False alarm - those weren’t bandits, they were extras from the spaghetti western set. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3588 Partner, it looks like someone's been messing with the cappuccino machine agin'. I hate it when that happens! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3589 What do you mean the drive thru is closed? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3590 We're getting close, the foam on that latte is about two hours old. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3591 I think this is enough distance. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3592 That Starbuck feller really knows how to social distance. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3593 See, this is what happens every time you yell 'hold up'. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3594 Bearistas Again! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3595 You said you had the oat milk. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3596 Just missed ‘ em ‘cause we’re a little bit latte. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3597 I reckon they's headed to the Last Latte Roundup. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3598 Why yes, this is the Bar-Is-Ta ranch. How did you know? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3599 I know him He would NEVER leave the Marzocco! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3600 I reckon they didn’t fancy Americanos. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3601 Evidently, those city slickers didn't really understand what it meant to go paleo. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3602 They should have known Canadian cows love Tim Horton's. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3603 I'm more a cappuccino cowboy myself 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3604 I said "yippee ki-yay" Not "yippee cof-fea..." 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3605 I'd say Starbuck is less than a day ahead of us now. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3606 Well Buck, it looks bad. That frappuccino gang just broke camp in a hurry. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3607 I'm sure gonna miss the Pony Espresso. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3608 A Baristaboy...in these parts? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3609 I reckon we just missed a couple of lowdown starbuckaroos. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3610 They just cleared out with their generator. The must have heard Starbucks is offering free coffee and sandwiches in town. 1.2283 0.05033 92 76 12 4
3611 They appear to have left in a hurry 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3612 Shorty forgot the extension cord so there won't be any milk froth for your cappuccino this morning boss. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3613 They must've heard about the sale on bespoke bandanas and vests. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3614 Ouch. We should've read the reviews on that travel site. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3615 I've never seen two Barrel Cactus' this close to a camp site. They just might have us over a barrel. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3616 They’ll be back. Longer extension cord. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3617 I said let's get some shut-eye, not red eye. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3618 Looks like they got em with one shot! 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
3619 Looks like we just missed the pony espresso. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3620 Too bad it turned out not to be solar powered 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
3621 I've heard of social distancing, but this is RIDICULOUS! (and then he pulls his hat on and off while tugging on his handkerchief and making wokka wokka sounds) 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
3622 Missed our chance at a latte once again. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
3623 Frank, it es-press-o not expresso. Maybe these city types will do you good. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3624 Lone Ranger and Tonto. Law enforcement West of the Pecos, good. Housekeeping on the Range, not so 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3625 Boy scout troop from Long Island. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3626 OMG! Are they making City Slickers into a trilogy?! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3627 Wanna rustle up a cowboy cappuccino? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
3628 Your idea was a failure because no one wants to drink coffee in 120 degree heat.” “I still say it’s a dry heat. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3629 ...and the cake pops are still moist 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
3630 Sheriff, looks like we are latte to the party again. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3631 I told 'em the limits for these parts was ten gallons. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3632 Their gone, probably to much caffeine. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
3633 I get it. Once the espresso runs out, ain't no sense waiting around for the franks and beans. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
3634 Shucks. That was the last latte West of the Pecos. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3635 Looks like the "Range Busters" rode through here ! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3636 They left everything but the kitchen sink 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3637 Looks like some of the boys don't like Cookies fancy coffee. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
3638 Looks like they blew this pop stand. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3639 The Barista gang was a rare crew. Now they're everywhere. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3640 What time did you say closing time was? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3641 I don't think it's the Greasley gang, that half decaf latte says Howie on the side. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3642 That damn Latte Gang struck again! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3643 Barista rustlers! And by the looks of that fire they can't be far away! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3644 I told you, Ronnie, you can't leave the fire on while we're out! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3645 Time travel shore is a bitch 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3646 Someone really put their stay on the backburner. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
3647 No barista. Must be social distancing. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3648 Looks like someone was in a hurry for their 9am 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3649 This must be where baristas come to unplug. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3650 It's espresso... with an 's'. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3651 fuckin' obama 1.2222 0.06074 90 77 6 7
3652 Something must have spooked them,they even left the good china. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3653 I'd say the Gourmet Bandits skipped brunch and hightailed." 1.2222 0.04407 90 75 12 3
3654 The camps might of smelled worse back then, but the bandits were easier to catch when they were eating the beans instead of drinking them.” 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3655 For sure it's the Starbucks® gang. In this heat they won't get very far without a Frappuccino®." 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3656 Used to be somethin called Starbucks round here but they set it ablaze in the revolution of 22' 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3657 It saves the two day ride to Starbucks. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3658 Well that does it Hank. All the coffee shops have shut down. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3659 This is the closest we’ve gotten yet to the Starbucks bandit. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3660 I know this place don't look familiar, but trust me, we have been here before. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3661 Best chef in the West, till he started drinkin'. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3662 Can't see as they'd be too far off, Bart. The cream for their cappuccinos is still white. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3663 Here I was hoping for a capuccino. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3664 I thin Cookie had one too many expressos. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3665 I was really looking for to a nice glass of Kool-Aid. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3666 What a shot! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3667 The warnings were that there wasn't much demand around here but Starbucks insisted they wanted to go truly global. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3668 Dang it, Ed. Looks like they ran out of milk. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3669 I wish Duffy would stop throwing a hissy fit when he runs out of caviar. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3670 Damn, they stole our barista! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3671 Yep them baristas sho done a mighty quick takeout! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3672 Damn! They must have left latte last night. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3673 How much did this coffee shop pay you to feature them in your vlogs? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3674 There's gotta be a Dunk's somewhere around here. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3675 I reckon didacts or ironists. Either way, we best stay well clear of 'em. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3676 Put your bandanas up. Coronavirus might have got 'em. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3677 Golly! ....... The old West went modern. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3678 Reckon we'll have to push on to Starbucks. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3679 Back-up Bill! looks like we stumbled into a sacred roasting ground of the Barista 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3680 He put too much foam in The Kid’s latte. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3681 I think these guys were workin' for the Pony Expresso 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3682 So, what do we have brewing for our ride today partner? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3683 A Surprise Party for us ? I wonder where they're hiding ? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3684 Well podner, I'd say Cookie had an urgent attack of the chuckwagon beans just as he was about to start your double latte. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3685 Looks like Beaufort and his Macchiato Gang done already rolled through. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3686 The foam is still fresh. They’re not far away. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3687 i am a cowboy. i am a cow boy. we are 2 cowboys ;) go to hell 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3688 Golly, chuck wagons sure have changed. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3689 I’ll take a grande soy latte, no foam. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3690 Judging by the temperature of that triple soy no foam latte, they can’t be far. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3691 Those are Blackie Mulligan's lattes. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3692 Damn, they were s'posed to of done an Amazon return on that cooker by now. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3693 We must be on the Pony Espresso. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3694 We ain't never gonna catch the pony espresso. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3695 No, not Apaches; from the look of things, I reckon it was renegade baristas! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3696 What's this? Respectable cowboys actin' like drunken sailors! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3697 It must be a set from the new Sergio Leone film. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3698 I hope they remembered their matzoh. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3699 Fire's still burning--those barista varmints couldn't have gotten far. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3700 "Look's like the pony expresso's were here. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3701 looks like Poney Espresso ´s in a real rush today 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3702 Well, Slim, we found the source of Global Warming. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3703 Looks like the Java-ho tribe move on to winter camp. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3704 Turrible, just turrible, to waste good farrwood like that! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3705 You said we were filming ‘Pony Espresso’, right? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3706 Taking the horses to the Old Town Road 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3707 Should have tried a solar grill. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3708 It looks like to me they filmed a spaghetti western here. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3709 Cowboy #1: City folk again? Cowboy #2: Uh-huh... organic cactus milk lattes. 1.2222 0.04813 90 74 13 3
3710 I've dealt with gunslingers, cattle rustlers, bushwhackers, bank robbers, but people who leave a campsite like this really fry my clams! 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3711 "When there's a bounty on your head, neatness goes on the back burner." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3712 Looks like Cuppa Joe beat the heck out of Cappuccino. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3713 Hipsters must not be far, soy milk is still warm. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3714 Looks like ol’ Joe’s gone to the last roundup. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3715 Let's just say the coronavirus changed a lot of things for me. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3716 The Caffeine Bandits are gettin' desperate. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3717 A Lonestarbucks around every dune these days... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3718 Those New York City dudes must have had a pretty wild party last night. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3719 Those spaghetti westerns are attracting the Italians again. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3720 Looks like they ran out of soy latte, and skedaddled. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3721 French press, capucc 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3722 Looks like they just broke camper. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3723 I don’t know, but they left before they could put their steamed milk on their latte! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3724 Well Slim, I reckon this is the work of the Quad Shot Gang. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3725 Sadly, he ran out of coffee, so he tied using baked beans instead. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3726 It’s lookin like those latte suckers have struck again! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3727 They just left - the meat thermometer still reads 140. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3728 It was a good idea. At least we tried. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3729 Sheriff, looks like they left in a hurry." 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3730 So much for Ecco Tourism 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3731 Looks like he got away again, but at least we recovered the stolen espresso machine! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3732 No Cafe for Old Men 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3733 No matter what people say, we always go back to the basics! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3734 Come to think of it, we might be tracking my old college dorm mates - they were slobs too! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3735 The ponytailed fella said the half-calf would be right here. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3736 Well it’s obvious what happened here. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3737 Dad-burned city slickers! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3738 Gosh-dang millennial whippersnappers with their #socialdistancebreakfasting,... world's a changin Hal,...yup,...sure don't make em like they use to,... Nope, nope they don't,...hey, you want an omelette? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3739 Monsters, I ain't see no tip either! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3740 Looks like the Galloping Gourmet's chuckwagon was here. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3741 Every time you have a tantrum the fire burns out a little more . 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3742 I don't care which one. Just wear your mask. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3743 Them city-slickers again, slumming again. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3744 Dang CoVid! - -Another abandoned Starbucks outpost *(revision from my original/account Dang from Damn w/CoVid added) 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3745 I told you dinner was at five! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3746 We’re gettin’ close, Deputy. They evidently hightailed it without finishing the lattes. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3747 The rascals escaped again! This is what I hate about being a food critic. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3748 Looks like we just missed them I--talians 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3749 Let's head them off at the expresso! 1.2211 0.04775 95 78 14 3
3750 Bunch of mamby pamby cappuccino drinkers. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3751 There must be a Whole Foods within the next mile or so 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3752 Yup, another heat and run. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
3753 I told you that feller's generator looked a lot like ours. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3754 Maybe next time we can ride on baby horses to seem less threatening.' 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3755 "We're too latte!" 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3756 They're not very rugged. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3757 Yep. These sidewinders ran out of soy milk alright. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3758 The Iced Macchiato is still cold... they couldn't have gone far. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3759 Guess the Earps and Clantons collided over their morning coffee 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3760 Yep, it's the Cappuccino gang, all right. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3761 Dang, I thought the cafe wasn't closing til next week. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3762 So you wanna Brokeback mountain this bitch or what? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3763 Damn, Guiseppe, we leave for milk and someone steals our cookie. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3764 They can't have gotten far without their morning coffee. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3765 Them Baristas can't be far, the latte smells fresh! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3766 They didn't even leave us an espresso. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3767 There used to be a barista at this oasis. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3768 The hot matcha latte green tea with extra foam was to die for... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3769 Ever since social distancing went into effect, I feel better having my latte out here 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3770 Which reminds me: did I tell you about the cruise that my wife and I are planning for the fall? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3771 Darn kids, too lazy to put out their campfire! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3772 Yup! Looks like we mustah caught' um mid hot cakes! " J K Fuller, Genoa. N 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3773 Looks like a tribe of hipsters were just here. Remember they’re traveling by hoverboard, so they can’t be far. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3774 Dad Gummit, looks like them Barista Brothers plumb made off with the Kopi Luwak Black agin'. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3775 And we call this "Home on the Range" 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3776 Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell Quantum Leap to inoculate Trump's Grandfather with the Corona Virus 1.2184 0.04884 87 72 12 3
3777 I knew it! We crossed over into the Bar Ista ranch about a mile back. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3778 I reckon folks round these parts consider espresso an essential service. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3779 The indians took everything else but prefer herbal tea. 1.2184 0.03439 87 75 9 3
3780 Uh-oh, if it’s who I think it is, I would look for a dark, lightly foamy trail with a distinct tang... 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3781 Our girl is on vacation this week. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3782 I know the commute from here is brutal, but come on.... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3783 It looks like the Macchiato Banditos have broken quarantine. 1.2184 0.04144 87 72 13 2
3784 Looks like the Pony Espress has been through. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3785 They were so happy when they won the $15/hr minimum wage. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3786 Looks like it fired first. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3787 Arbuckle's, must be them hipster bandits again. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3788 The sheriff was right -- its them dang Yuppie Nation varmints again! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3789 These fancy cowboys- somebody told them the grocery store just got a shipment of 3-ply toilet paper 1.2184 0.06210 87 75 5 7
3790 Now they built that railroad, there’s no more need for the Pony Espresso. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3791 They ain't long gone. The milk's still foamy. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3792 Looks like the range war’s made it here. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3793 I reckon they broke camp sometime between 30 minutes and 30 years ago. 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
3794 Of course I scouted it out; the online rating was 4 stars 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3795 Darn, I was so looking forward to a venti cinnamon dolce latte. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3796 When you said spaghetti western I was a little bit confused and felt hungry, but the coffe speaks by itsefl. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3797 Looks like we just missed the Machiato Kid 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3798 We could've been the first if you'd spend less time adorning your neckerchief. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3799 I guess that's why they call it the range. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3800 Fools. If they'd left us cappuccinos I might have been tempted to just let them go. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3801 Looks like we got here too latte, Jake. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3802 We didn't have electricity. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3803 Gimme an ol' fashioned percolator any day. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3804 Looks to me like this campsite was recently visited by an old cowboy we call Starbuck. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3805 Once Cowboy Coffee got a foothold, it was curtains for Pony Espresso. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3806 Pony espresso? I’m in. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3807 Them baristatas like to go all out". 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3808 Well, I'd settle for some water. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3809 The baristas can't be far. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3810 THEY USE THAT TO MAKE EXPRESSO 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3811 Damn them Howard Schultz boys. Grinds are still fresh. Reckon wenreports.com 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3812 looks like a cappuccino war party 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3813 Looks like the work of the Barista Kid, fastest brew in the west. 1.2184 0.04884 87 72 12 3
3814 There's only one hombre tough enough to take on the Barista Gang -Wild Bill Decaf 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3815 My gad, some one grabbed a cup of coffee and left mighty quick, now here! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3816 Amateur! 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3817 All the comforts of home. And homelessness. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3818 Feller called it the “Rio Medium”, and well, he done got run outta here. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3819 Those gas stoves never last. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3820 Columbian Indians. And they left in a hurry. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3821 Looks like another rogue barista on the run. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3822 It's Cappuccino Cal, alright! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3823 The milk is still warm. Starbuck can't be too far off. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3824 Yep. Looks like it the Schultz gang, allright. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3825 Shucks, it's a two-day ride to the next cappuccino stand! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3826 I thought you packed the extension cord. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3827 They’ll be back in the morning. They left their espresso machine. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3828 Shouldn't be long now with ol' Bucky shaking in his boots and foaming at the mouth... 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
3829 I wish I knew how to quit brew. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
3830 Ah man! They kidnapped the barista again. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3831 I'm trying to avoid to-go cups. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3832 A little bit too much "home on the range,' is my guess. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3833 There is no soy or non-fat syrup. These are desperate individuals. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3834 Must be one of those "authentic coffee" places. Let's sit a spell. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3835 I told them a coffee bar out here wouldn’t work. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3836 OK, rookie, I need you to scan the area for signs of the java bandits and any clues that they might have recently been here. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3837 Somethin' tells me Java Joe was here. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3838 Dang, the Zapatista Barrista got away again 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3839 Well sheriff, looks like that varmint Starbucks is a-heading into town 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3840 Barista Bandidos.  Caffeinated & Dangerous." 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3841 Fred you said there would be coffee that is the reason I came! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3842 ''Quarantaine day 2'' 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3843 I don't think the Barista gang can make it to the border. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3844 This guy's a professional. I'm sure he knows how to make a perfect shot. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3845 Looks like they left the stove on. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3846 The Cappuccino Kid musta just vamoosed, but we can catch 'im. I'm a thinkin' he's packin' his generator! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3847 You'd think that one of their assistants would have tidied up. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3848 Yep, looks like the Barista Bandit espresso’d again. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3849 I understand that it’s an allusion, but do you have to say every time we just miss catching the rascal, “Looks like he just headed out of Dodge?” 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3850 "The business failed because he had no foot traffic." 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3851 It's the work of Big Mac and Whopper Junior, all right. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3852 Awww man, that vigilante barista's been here again! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3853 Will Rogers would turn over in his grave! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3854 They must have heard of a better Pop Up location. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3855 Looks like they are from the Bar- Rista Ranch and left in a hurry 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3856 I forgot to ask. Did you bring the cream? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3857 How do you think they’re running these coffee machines without any outlets? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3858 Looks like we are on the right trail 1.2174 0.04720 92 76 13 3
3859 Let me show you my new loft in Vegas 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3860 Hey Jim Bob, I reckon we just found a free range “range” 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3861 This must have tumbled off of the morning espress(o) train!" 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3862 He misspelled the name on the cup. We don't cotton to that round these here parts. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3863 It’s definitely a Starbucks, and they can’t have gone far. There’s always one over the next ridge. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3864 If they're gonna make us chase them down, the least they could do is leave some food behind. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3865 Well Starbucks didn't last long. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3866 I thought you were only going to bring the french press this time" 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3867 Looks like the Park Slope gang is on the run again. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3868 The problem with being a famous outlaw is that no one actually believes you just want a caramel soy latte. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3869 Dang, looks like some varmint just did a Grab n’ Go. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3870 We just missed ‘em, but we’re hot on the trail of Pistol Peet and the Au Lait in the Wall Gang. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3871 Left everything but the French press. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3872 He never let's a chase get between him and his perfect cup of coffee." 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3873 The Pony Espresso passed through this morning. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3874 Orville - I'm thinking no cowboy coffee. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3875 It’s the Wild Wild West Village now. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3876 It looks like we just missed those barista banditos. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3877 I knew I shouldn't have let Billy-the-Kid-Who-Destroys-Cappuccino-Makers watch our campsite. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3878 If it's broke, there's fire. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3879 Dang hipsters gentrifying the place up. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3880 Looks like we were too latte to catch them pardner. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3881 Must have been the famous mobile home on the range. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3882 We just missed 'em, but they won't get far without lattes. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3883 I'm gonna lose my shit. The thought of an iced vanilla latte is the only thing that's been keeping me going. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3884 "All the ad said was, 'Kitchen with heater. Needs some work.'" 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
3885 I guess we're latte for the Pony Expresso. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3886 Can we fix the La Marzzano,mate? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3887 I think we’re catching up, Sheriff! Billy the Hipster can’t be too far ahead! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3888 Forget the latte,did you bring the marshmallows? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3889 Looks like Covid has destroyed the Pony Espresso 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3890 Caffeine Kid - we're hot on your trail. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3891 I think the clues are in the cacti. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3892 It's true: "Expresso" Bonney could serve you pumpkin spice latte twice before you hit the floor. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3893 And this is where the bears do their bearista training... 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3894 Oat milk's hard to find round these parts 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3895 Hipsterhenge 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3896 Like I keep tellin ya Elias, a good barista is hard to come by these days. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3897 Dang coyotes chased away our barista." 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3898 You would think they would learn to plug in before getting mad. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3899 Oh, that's from the movie "Spaghetti Cafe". Went straight to video. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3900 looks like we are close to catching up with the Barista Bandits 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3901 Stop all the whining about social distancing, okay, your horse has diarrhea. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3902 Yep, sure looks like Cookie’s gone native! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3903 We'll git em fore they make Santa Fe." 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3904 Use the fire, it doesn’t need a plug. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3905 I want to espresso my appreciation for such great coffee. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3906 I reckon this is why it was so easy to catch up to them. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3907 And this is how Twister Sisters got its name and was inspired with the song 'The Fire Still Burns.' 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3908 I knew we shouldn't have settled for a one star lodging. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3909 I dunno...might have been the Eyetalion gang...whada you think 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3910 Yeah, they’re just waiting for the beans and generator . The space looks awesome! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3911 Apparently the next fireside down the valley has free wi-fi. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3912 You just can't get a dark, earthy roast out here! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3913 I guess it was more at home on the range. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3914 Not bad, a latte on the range. Makes a cattle drive more bearable. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3915 Whoa! That new-fangled coronavirus sent the Barista Gang packing! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3916 The espresso machine is still warm so the baristas can't have gone far. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3917 Missed them, looks like that had coffee, put on their personal protective equipment again and rode on. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3918 I hope that was decaf -- or we'll never catch them now. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3919 They can't be too lungo gone... 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3920 looks like they are two expressos ahead of us 1.2118 0.04612 85 70 13 2
3921 We need to get more coffee." "Go ahead, I'll be six feet behind you. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3922 Well, at least now we can spell out our own names correctly. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3923 Who needs electricity when we have the sun? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3924 Obviously it's to warm the coffee. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3925 Fire, schmire. They left the back burner on. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3926 This must be the new Pony Espresso Station. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3927 First it’s coffee, next a shallow grave - always a big production with you. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3928 We'll catch 'em soon. Their horses ain't fully caffeinated." 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3929 But it's a dry-processed bean. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3930 This is why I switched to decaf. 1.2088 0.04425 91 75 14 2
3931 They headed out before it got cool. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3932 Looks empty, lets move onwards 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3933 It's the best they can do after the Saturday night coffee bar fight. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3934 It must've been Shorty. He never takes cream in his coffee. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3935 Uh oh; it looks like Cookie and the barista are back at it again ... 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3936 I'm beginning to think that in the future they have time machines that need some more work 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3937 Remember when coffee was hard? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3938 Well, it's right where your map said it would be, but dang, I don't like it. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3939 The Cappuccino Kid, I reckon. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3940 This is why I told you to bring instant coffee instead. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3941 Ole Hoss didn’t really get the hang of new fangled cookin. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3942 I guess a cappuccino would be to much to expect. 1.2069 0.04518 87 72 13 2
3943 I reckon they made that to go! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3944 Told ya that Pioneer Woman's been out this way. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3945 Like I warned you ... all the telltale signs of cappuccino cattle rustlers. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3946 Don’t go any closer. Stove might be leaking gas. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3947 Tonto, We just missed the Barista Gang How do you know? The milk is still steaming! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3948 I told you Tonto needed a raise. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3949 Ah he must of headed to town to get some Half and Half. He better pick Hazelnut 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3950 I'm just impressed that a cactus would even attempt to cook. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3951 It's from a broken home on the range. 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
3952 I may have...I may have whipped my hair back and forth. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3953 I'm feeling 100% Dry Roasted, as well. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3954 The darn Barista Gang slipped through our fingers again!... 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3955 They must have left in a hurry... Fire's still burnin'. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3956 They can’t have gotten that far, the fire’s still blazing. 1.2069 0.04518 87 72 13 2
3957 Only the most dastardly outlaws would sink so low as to employ the pop-up brunch con. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3958 Reckon he wasn't a good shot 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3959 You can't run from the law, even on espresso. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3960 That’s alright, Suri says that there’s another Starbucks up the trail on the left 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3961 Looks like it was city folks 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3962 Why they never write opening hours on the facebook page?! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3963 You got any puddin'? 1.2048 0.04775 83 72 7 4
3964 They thought they could set up a socially distant Starbucks out here. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3965 This gang likes their caps and chinos. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3966 Looks like he's ridin' a sports-utility horse. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3967 Damn shame. The Starbucks just wanted several dozen places in this territory to settle down. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3968 Looks like the Barista Bandits left in a hurry. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3969 Gosh Hank, we got the makins of a gosh darn diner!" 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3970 Dang, that witness protection program is gettin' desperate! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3971 The Social Distancing Rangers miss again. But the fire's still hot, so they still have hope. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3972 You want yours black or with room? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3973 It said they had drive-thru, looks like they left in a hurry! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3974 Cactus McCoy shouts out Holy Smokes. I was hoping for a Double Espresso! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3975 Gettin' close sheriff. Looks like The Laredo Kid didn't care for the Capuccino here either. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3976 The Noble Savages got 'em. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3977 Caffeine is one heck of a drug. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3978 Looksa as if they a leava in a hurry, capiche, Pardner? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3979 The machine is still hot, they can't be very far. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3980 I think we've found the hideout of "The Espresso Gang." 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3981 Hide the beans. We're in chicory country now. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3982 No more takeout coffee 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3983 Social distancing ruins things every time. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3984 "They got fed up and decided to go unplugged" 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3985 And here you'll see the remains of Osteria Mozza. It was made in 2007, and collapsed when the president fired all the staff. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3986 That' s why I prefer "decamp." 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3987 So, what was that encouraging word again? (submitted by Markell) 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3988 Well, it seems we are not in a western spaghetti anymore but in a cappuccino one. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3989 This must have been set of one of those spaghetti Westerns. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3990 They’re probably out there looking for a latrine now 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3991 Either they know we're onto them or they're taking their post-cappuccino bathroom break. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3992 Looks like the trail of 'Kid Barista' ended here... 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3993 The frothing pitcher is still warm, them yuppies can’t be far... 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3994 Looks like the pony expresso bandits just now high-tailed it outta here. Let’s ride! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3995 Tuesday 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3996 Looks like our worst nightmare, Jeb, the Apaches and the Baristaleros have joined forces! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3997 Do you think they had to leave in a hurry? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3998 Great more coffee for us. Where are the bagels? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3999 Dang! Last time I’m gonna ride 20 miles for triple latte when a time of self isolation is a distinct possibility. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4000 And you wonder why your wife left? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4001 These cooking cowboys can be crazy! -Olivia Feehan 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4002 I won the bet! Those fancy-pants idiots couldn't last even until noon! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4003 The fire and the milk froth is still warm Harvey, the infamous Hipster Kid can't be to far from us now... 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4004 Well, pard, that's what happens when Cookie reads Gourmet . . . 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4005 Dang, I , I got the single orgin, but I forgot the Moka pot! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4006 Doggone it! We just missed the pioneer baristas, who make the frothiest, tastiest barbajada this side of the Mohave Mountains! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4007 On the range just isn't home anymore 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4008 Yep, what I suspected, some YOLO amigos and double espressos. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4009 I've heard of being an espresso addict but this is ridiculous. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4010 Just what we needed, do you see an outlet? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4011 Wait. I think I see a venti latte in my future. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4012 independent coffee shops keep getting more bucolic 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4013 *whistles* This would be a perfect Zoom background: Don’t move! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4014 Barista and his men were just here. They can’t have gotten too far. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4015 Pre COVID-19 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4016 Coffe Closed. New opening? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4017 Yep, looks like the West Village Gang is on the run again. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4018 We're closing in on that bandit Mocha Joe 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4019 Don’t worry, there’s another one across the next campfire. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4020 Dang, I was told they're open for deliveries. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4021 City folks...What'ja expect. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4022 Cookie said he got it at a stampede sale! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4023 I can't espresso how mad I am at you! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4024 You know, your posse guys are just not neat. Mom taught you better than this. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4025 Let’s go, this will throw the posse off. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4026 Whew! Those Pony Expresso boys sure don’t waste any time! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4027 Nah, I prefer hand roasted. Let’s wait for the Starbucks around the corner. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4028 Clever move, now they can’t get shot. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4029 No doubt about it. It was the rhinestone cowboy. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4030 Another rest stop that we don't stop at. I need to pee, Jon! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4031 Did they really think nobody would notice they weren’t using real cream ? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4032 Looks like they left in a rush. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4033 Let’s go! The barista can’t be far ahead. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4034 Welcome to BaristaWorld pal. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4035 Now if we find the scones we’ll know who robbed the Starbucks 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4036 I reckon I sure could go for a double chai macchiato right about now! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4037 I saw coffee from a distance, but trouble at close range. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4038 Looks like a classic case of range on the loam. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4039 Here we are close to Napoli ... don't know if we need our mask yet ! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4040 That plain don't matter Ned. Varmint's still got my portable radio. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4041 Chai blend... Watch out for Indians. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4042 Reckon this was a startup headquarters ‘bout five, maybe ten minutes ago. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4043 Hipsters! Must have packed their equipment for the irony 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4044 Dang, Bart! Looks like they hit the Pony Expresso again. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4045 Did you bring the beans? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4046 There is still foam in the cups, they haven't been gone long. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4047 They couldn’t have left long ago. They didn’t even finish their half-caf, triple shot, single pump, extra foam, grande double almond mocha lattes! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4048 Now you hold on there Tex. I don't care if the trail gets cold, I'm gonna finish off that double shot espresso. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4049 The brunch rush is brutal out here. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4050 How do ya plug the darn thing? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4051 I asked for the Rio Grande, not the Rio Venti 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
4052 It's high noon, friend, and the barista is Ai-talian: no cappuccino after 11am. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4053 No Problem,Lefty,I have friends who own food wagons." 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4054 Looks like they're not traveling light." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4055 Looks like he broke Camp ... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4056 Well Sam, looks like they just got up and left us with not even enough fixins for just one of them lattes. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4057 Looks like the cleared out of here fast. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4058 Looks like they got out before we gave them the CV-V 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4059 Obviously, they were overcaffeinated! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4060 Looks like the Starbuck bandits gave us the slip again. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4061 How much for the ventilator parts? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4062 This ain’t no Starbucks 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4063 Son of a gun. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4064 I call the concept 'starbuckaroos' 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4065 Fire Escape! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4066 They musta seen us coming. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4067 Yep. It’s definitely the Blonde-Roast Bandits. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4068 Well, now. That's odd. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4069 Put your mask up, Stew. We’re in public. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4070 Whoever was here obviously worked for the Pony Expresso! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4071 You now see how proud my Daddy was of the spelling of his name. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4072 Had to have been the Espresso tribe No sign of steamed milk 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4073 Dang city-slickers ain’t got no manners. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4074 Must have been kitchen rustlers that fled in the night. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4075 It looks like Sergio Leone camped here. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4076 If they don’t serve sarsaparilla, they never make it. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4077 I had no idea we were in a Spaghetti Western! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4078 It was a nice thought, but like I told you, Cookie doesn't like change. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4079 Looks like those latte-sucking varmits raided the baristas this morning, again! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4080 Must be a camp from one of those cowboys from New York City! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4081 Didn't I tell them not to stop for espresso in Sioux territory? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4082 They look like remnants from the Oregon Trail. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4083 It seems that again Butch wasn't happy with the amount of foam in his Cappuccino order 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4084 Let's make ourselves a couple of Lattes. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4085 It's pronounced "ess-presso," Earl. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4086 The era of the Espresso Western was decidedly short-lived. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4087 They're plenty savvy, Clem. They took the kitchen sink. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4088 I told that barista for the last time, that I want brewed coffee to drink, not to be sipped, savored, and discussed!" 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4089 So much for your 'fashionably late' idea, Jimbo by Lynne Z. Mingione Ventnor , New Jersey 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4090 Careful. Them 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4091 Must be the Barista Gang's camp 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4092 Looks like they left in a hurry, am guessing they went to 2020 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4093 This newfangled stuff is terrible! Coffe over a fire is much better. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4094 Maybe Carole is telling the truth after all 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4095 If we hurry, we can still catch up with the Barista Banditos. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4096 Ah don't think the ranger was lone. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4097 Musta forgot the extension cord. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4098 They're going to need a much longer extension cord, Buck. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4099 I'll say this for Expresso Joe, we won't catch him napping. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4100 'Curly, we gotta find them Almond Latte Brothers before this gets outta hand.' 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4101 you think we can do take-out tonight? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4102 Spaghetti Westerns are so 1970s.... 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4103 I guess we missed the early bird special! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4104 No, I think you have us confused with somebody else. This is the Pony Espresso. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4105 Drat, Godfather, the Biscotti tribe must have heard us coming. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4106 They must have left in a hurry... Quick, while the trail is still fresh! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4107 Looks like the barista had problems and had to go back to basics. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4108 It's a Spagetti Western with fewer carbs. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4109 I had a feeling they were filming a spaghetti western in these parts. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4110 Maybe we really should cover our noses and mouths if we wanna get served. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4111 The baristas will return soon with even more incorrect names... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4112 Whoa Pardner. It looks like an ordered decaf got caf situation. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4113 At least they didn't leave the barista behind this time 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4114 guess they took 6 feet away to a whole new level 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4115 I see that Martha Stewart has been here again. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4116 The Dalton gang must have heard us coming, they left their bunn!! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4117 Must have been one of them Hipsters they're always talkin' about. 1.1975 0.04621 81 68 11 2
4118 what in tarnation you suppose that do-hickey is? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4119 I always said Pony Express rebranding was a bad idea. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4120 Modern Spaghetti Western 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4121 Another campfire coffee calamity... 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4122 I'm hungry. Let's see if there's anything left to eat. 1.1975 0.04944 81 69 9 3
4123 Maybe the latte artists had some creative differences. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4124 I guess Tom forgot to pay the electric bill again. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4125 What makes this a Spaghetti Western, you ask? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4126 Coffee days are gone! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4127 If it's not cow-to-latte I refuse to drink it. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
4128 Yep.. Its the frothy milk bandit alright. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4129 She shoulda known when the name for his coffee cup was Grim. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4130 Damn - -another abandoned Starbucks outpost 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4131 " Seems like the grub wasn't" fit to eat. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4132 It's a prop. From the movie Pony Espressos. 1.1975 0.05247 81 70 7 4
4133 Reckon we found them dudes from the Barista-T ranch 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4134 Bernie Bros, I reckon." 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4135 I reckon, the chuck wagon cook didn't see eye-to-eye with the barista. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4136 Don’t you hate it when you have to wait for the barista? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4137 What did the warm fire say to the cold stove? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4138 If I read the signals right, it says “No Glamping”. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4139 The milk is still foamy. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4140 Jedediah drawled....”It’s just another sign that things are changing in the west“ 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4141 Well, you can lead a horse to a coffee machine, but you sure can't make him brew. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4142 Looks like they hightailed it before the diner closed. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4143 No need to cover up, looks like we’ve got herd immunity” 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4144 Yep, looks like they're filming another spaghetti western. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4145 Dang! We missed coffee hour again! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4146 Take a little walk to the edge of town 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4147 Looks like the cone filter bandits have struck again! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4148 Those espresso rustlers can’t be too far ahead! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4149 Seldom was seen, this discouraging scene, b'fore the iron horse came to the range. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4150 Let's do take-out. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4151 What happened to the horse thru Starbucks 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4152 Looks like the pony expresso guy stopped here. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4153 Looks like another UFO issue. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4154 Well, they might have had breakfast, but they can't have gotten too far away. The fire is still burning. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4155 Looks like he left the range in a hurry. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4156 You best wrangle us a barista. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4157 We’re all victims of mobile ordering. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4158 June 2020: Welcome to Chicago. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4159 Home, home with a Range ...” Come on, Carl, sing! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4160 Shame. I really thought this ‘ride thru’ idea would blow up. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4161 You reckon he's in the stove having breakfast? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4162 Looks like they left in a hurry... 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4163 It's the Millennial gang and they left in a hurry 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4164 No, I don't drink coffee - I'm a robot 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4165 Think,“Pony Express, but with a shot of vanilla.” 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4166 Looks like they followed the trail of the Pony Expresso. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4167 Hipsters, obviously. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4168 Does it take soy milk? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4169 Italians where here before us ... 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4170 Range, range, in my home. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4171 Guess I should have had my mask on. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4172 We just missed them, but we can catch them at the Martini bar 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4173 The pony espresso must have been late for his rounds. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4174 How could you forget the cocoa powder? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4175 I'd say Starbucks passed through here 30 minutes ago. There's still crema in his espresso. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4176 Chrissake, cover your mouth when you cough! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4177 That’ll be the day Roy 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4178 After riding for miles across the desert, Brad and Jason found it. The baristas graveyard. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4179 We seem to be closing in on them. Time to raise the masks if you think we're within six feet. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4180 Fastest barista in the west. Yep - must be off making another tent-side delivery. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4181 You calls ‘em aficionados. To me they still desperados.” 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4182 Gosh darn it, delays don't mean Amazon can't at least wrap their items proper! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4183 Dang it!! The Winnebagos took Fred again! Must've lost this in the getaway. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4184 A high sun, espresso, and our lips are out of sync. It's the Leone gang alright. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4185 i see the range but i don't see the home. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4186 Looks like we just missed the Starbucks gang. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4187 Hmmm, still fresh... but they can't have gotten far on skateboards. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4188 He can’t have gotten far. The latte’s still warm. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4189 Well partner, looks like we'll have to stall our mugs, since this Starbuckaroo just closed. 1.1951 0.03444 82 71 9 2
4190 Nah, I'll pass. There's no fresh steamed milk. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4191 This Starbucks was recently open. You can tell by the fire. Now what? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4192 Damn desperados ........... they high-tailed it without cleaning the steamer spout. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4193 This is the airstream, not the Winnebago. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4194 Well that's a shame, Sundance. They made a mighty fine latte..... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4195 So much for Cowboy Coffee 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4196 That foam’s still warm. We can’t be more’n an hour behind them baristadores. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
4197 Spaghetti Western Outtake 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4198 I wonder if they're coming back. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4199 Finally found their home and the range. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4200 If only they’d had a clean men’s room. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4201 " I reckon these hipsters never stood a chance against 'Billy Boy and the Barista Butcher's'" 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4202 Looks like the Brewer Gang held up the Pony Expresso again. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4203 I think it’s the Pony Espresso gang. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4204 Looks like the barista banditos were here 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4205 Cooky's coffee was always reliable 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4206 Well, you can see it as clearly as I can, that avocado toast is still fresh, they can’t be too far. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4207 There goes our last resort! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4208 They must have fled in a hurry Bob, but they took the instructions manual with them. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4209 He can't be far. This is our man wanted for the shootout at the Circle K. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4210 if this coffee doesn't get us, them Indians will Cooki 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4211 Looks like these cowpokes totally misunderstood "Home, Home on the Range." 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4212 Drat! No one left the kettle on. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4213 I reckon they left in an awful big hurry. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4214 Looks like his days as a ranger are over. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4215 And this is what happens when Starbucks is closed for too long. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4216 Sheriff, looks like the Barista gang just hightailed it outta here 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4217 Just missed these Espressorados, the latte is still warm 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4218 I’d say their little startup coffee shop bit the dust. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4219 Our cowboy coffee has turned spaghetti western! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4220 This is the best self serve you could find! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4221 Hey Roy! This must be the National Heritage Site of the 2016 Battle of the Top Chefs when they tried to cook Indian food. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4222 Spaghetti Western ! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4223 I reckon the concept of life without espresso helped them overcome their fear and head back to the city. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4224 They can't be more than an espresso ahead if us. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4225 No smoke signals from here Kemosabe 1.1951 0.04229 82 68 13 1
4226 I asked for a dessert bar... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4227 There must have been venti of them. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4228 The Yelp reviews were not accurate. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4229 Want some ground coffee? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4230 Somebody disapproves of macchiato after spaghetti. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4231 It's ok, they have a Starbucks at the next camp site. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4232 A woman must have come by. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4233 Campfire girls were here already. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4234 It looks like someone with a septum piercing was here. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4235 I told you that percolator had big dreams. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4236 I heard about that there virus. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4237 Serves them pricks, right? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4238 A true cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, take unfair advantage, or use boiling water in an espresso machine." 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4239 Look, Johnny! We must have just missed Benny the Barista Bandit! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4240 Suddenly, the trail of the Barista Bandit got a tad warmer. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4241 Just what I thought, gentrifiers. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4242 it better taste good 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4243 Looks like we have a herd of wild baristas 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4244 I just have a strong immune system, that's all. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4245 We need something stronger if we ever plan to catch up with the Pony Espresso 1.1928 0.01212 83 73 9 1
4246 The West just hasn't been the same since Starbucks... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4247 Oh, no! We'll never catch up to them now. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4248 Dangit, looks like we missed the breakfast menu again... 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4249 At least we know that he has high tastes in coffee. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4250 Guess the Indians decaffeinated them 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4251 Well, Bill, looks like someone was cooking up a sand storm. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4252 New Yorkers were here. We went too far north and must turn back around. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4253 Dang; Them outlaws, Julia Child and Tonto have eluded us again. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4254 They skedaddle when the real cowpokes ride in 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4255 Hey Pard, how about a kaput-chino? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4256 ...And it's single estate fair trade. Yup, Lucky, I reckon we're still on the trail of the Barista Banditos. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4257 Pony Express may have lost its edge. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4258 Someone should've told them pee makes bad coffee. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4259 Like I said, I pull the best shot west of the Mississippi. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4260 Better watch your back, Sheriff Coffee. Looks like the Barista Gang's back in town again. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4261 Once again, the Starbuck Kid is just few steps ahead of the Pony Espresso. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4262 The espresso just doesn't stand up to cowboy coffee. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4263 Another Glamping Kidnapping! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4264 Cadoes or Kiowas huh... only hipsters use an espresso machine like that. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4265 Maybe they didn't like boiled coffee. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4266 I've got a sudden hankering for a half calf. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4267 Nothing like a natural desert landscape in an open environment. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4268 They call it glamping. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4269 Guess this town is only big enough for one little cozy coffee shop. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4270 Never could find a good latte around here. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4271 Well, Billy . . . looks like we'll be in Marfa by sundown. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4272 I coulda used a cup, y'know. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4273 Banditaristas... and they can't be far. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4274 Can't say I'm surprised we gotta ride another coupla hundred miles to find the nearest diner since everyone in Albuquerque started brewing that ol' sustainably sourced coffee. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4275 I reckon our cattle drives just haven't been the same since those hipsters decided to tag along. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4276 I thought starbucks would be closer than this... and in better condition. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4277 I'd guess it's the Williamsburg coffee barista boys. Looks like we just missed them. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4278 The vanilla lattes are still warm. They can’t have gone far. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4279 Hank'll be here soon with the extension cord. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4280 We can still track them - the Tesla tracks run down that ridge. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4281 Their business model didn't include the day that people would rediscover the art of brewing coffee at home. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4282 Never caught up with the last bunch that used horsepresso 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4283 They're probably just out looking for an extension cord. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4284 At least they turned off the stove. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4285 Captain Starbuck, grab that espresso machine and let’s go round up a posse! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4286 Well Colorado, there goes our Sagebrush Lattes 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4287 I think we're still on the track of that barista. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4288 Do you see an outlet anywhere? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4289 They're always in a hurry, The Pony Espresso. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4290 A chuck wagon shouldn't run out of espresso. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4291 Looks like we need to call in Smoky the Bear. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4292 It was the Corleone gang. No wonder the horses are spooked. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4293 This time it looks like we WILL be going to war with France. 1.1923 0.05017 78 67 8 3
4294 No doubt about it! It's the " Pony Expresso Gang". 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4295 That's what you get when they get their own horses too soon 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4296 I've heard that it was called a Starbucks maker. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4297 Looks like folk from away 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
4298 Trump...definately Trump. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4299 Looks like they hightailed it outta here without the anachronism." Kyle D. Kenyon Bonita Springs, F 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
4300 Who was that masked man?" "Oh, he's the Lone Barista! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4301 I think we just became a spaghetti western. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4302 Should we grab a cup, I'm thirsty? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4303 Thanks airbnb. As promised, the cougars didn't look hungry, and this cozy little outpost does indeed feature a great view of the plateau. 1.1905 0.04473 84 71 11 2
4304 It appears we got here just a bit too latte. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4305 Home, home, near the range... 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4306 Did they just melt away? I was always in favor of a dessert party than a desert party 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4307 They say those brick and mortar joints could never outlive real hometown cookin’ 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4308 LaCimbali? Who are these guys? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4309 The Caffeine Gang can't be far. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4310 whelp, we better get a wiggle on...next coffee joint is miles yonder and that screenplay ain't gonna write itself. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4311 The net thing you'll hear, there'll be a Starbucks here. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4312 Any interest in a Cact-amel Machiatto? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4313 They won't get very far. With that much high-octane coffee in their bellies they're going to be begging for an outhouse in 20 mins. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4314 I told them to stick with graniteware 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4315 We've wandered onto the set of a spaghetti western again, I reckon. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4316 I say we should just shelter in place. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4317 I thought that you were kidding when you said that you could get those city folk cow rustlers to spill the beans. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4318 Keep your eyes peeled. Black Bart's gonna be heavily caffeinated. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4319 Star Buckaroo is, hands down, their best brew. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4320 Of course we're both thinking it- I just don't want to say it." 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4321 Come back! We have man-buns under our Stetsons! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4322 I knew Tim Hortons wouldn't make it out here. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4323 When your mother finally tells you to move out and get your own place. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4324 I dont think your horse likecour new camp cook! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4325 Step-1: check! Now we gotta ride till we can't no more. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4326 OK, pardner, this here is a ristretto Western. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4327 Looks like the Barista Gang heard us coming. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4328 coming soon: BROKEBACK DESERT, in a theater near you lol 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4329 When a millennial's generator dies, the Millennial generation dies with it. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4330 Looks like El Barista vamoosed 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4331 They must’ve left in a hurry. Steam wand hasn’t even been wiped. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4332 I'm warning you, that's close enough! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4333 Well, they’ll be harder to track now. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4334 Signs of another attack by renegade junk dealers 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4335 Now, you said that was a natural Ethiopian bean you used, or was it a washed Brazilian? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4336 Cups’re still warm, three cups a’ spilled espresso’s still wet... I’d say we’re about half a day behind the coward James Carrey. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4337 Why the campfire? Homer's motor home had a range. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4338 Pumpkin spice latte with extra latte? Come, they couldn't have gotten far! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4339 The foam is still bubbling, we're only hours behind! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4340 That's how they used to make fire before Corona! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4341 Gives a hole knew meaning to “ride em cowboy” because i really want 2 ride em, cowboy ;;))) 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4342 We're home, and there's the range, where the deer and the antelope apparently played. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4343 Just missed 'em. Now, we ain't never gon' finish this screenplay! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4344 Dang! No place to plug the stove in. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4345 Based on the fresh flavor noted and rich aroma, I betcha those dregs are still nearby. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4346 Well... I guess there is a reason they call this the Wild West. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4347 Keep your mask up, the virus found them. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4348 I reckon this little band of baristas takes their cappuccino dry. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4349 They can't have gone far--unless to another planet." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4350 They can't have gotten far, that puck's still soupy. It's probably their grind. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4351 Do you reckon they’ve also run out of cold brew? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4352 Now we know how the cattle feel about our chuckwagon upgrades. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4353 Looks like the Pony Espresso Station just bugged-out. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4354 Looks like the Starbucks rustlers are on the loose again. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4355 No, Slim, not the Bagel Boys. I'm pretty sure this was the Mocha Latte Gang. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4356 We must have just missed them Sheriff, they left their Espresso Machine! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4357 Yea, I'd say we're safe. Except for the fire, I'd figure nobody's been here for weeks. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4358 Where is the TV? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4359 That Road-Runner Virus hits and moves on with it's hair on fire! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4360 Did you happen to bring a tin of coffee? This place closed for social distancing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4361 And you thought there was no such thing as a happy camper. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4362 Is this your old site 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4363 Buffalo dung was better than this. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4364 Looks like The Barista Kid is with them. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4365 Another one? That Schultz kid's got a lot of explaining to do... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4366 Oh shoot, we must have just missed Marty McFly again. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4367 They’re taking vaccines for smallpox, but it looks like the coffee addiction is working. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4368 It's the Van Cleef gang! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4369 Never underestimate the power of suggestion 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4370 City Slickers III: Frontier Breakfast 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4371 Looks like another spaghetti western stampede gone loco. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4372 Looks like those goddamn “glampers” didn’t clean up their campsite again. I’ve had enough. Get the shotgun ready, Jedidiah 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4373 Honestly, the fella was making an image of a beautiful sunset out of cream. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4374 And who said Christopher Columbus wasn't here? 1.1867 0.04724 75 64 9 2
4375 Dang! I can't be quick enough on the draw without my low fat campfire caffè latte! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4376 These hipster coffee joints are all the same 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4377 Why don't these visiting vendors do their research? Venti means idiot to the locals. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4378 Leave it to the Pony Espresso to not tidy up. 1.1867 0.04724 75 64 9 2
4379 Dang! We missed 'em by a hair. You want a latte or cappuccino? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4380 Dad-blamed baristas ain't getting' too far without that there Mastrena High Performance Espresso gizmo. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4381 Gosh darn millennials. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4382 That half-wit city-clicker must've skedaddled, Colt. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4383 Let's just put a pot on the fire, you know how long it takes that new electric chuckwagon to recharge its battery. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4384 They left before I could lasso me a latte. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4385 Looks like the Bangino Gang left in a hurry. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4386 Fresh Direct must have just opened a new delivery time slot. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4387 I reckon the Subaru was just plum tuckered out. 1.1867 0.04724 75 64 9 2
4388 Danged if it ain't been like this ever since we brung the herd across that consarned Rio Anachronistic. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4389 We rode all this way and the Starbucks is closed?! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4390 There’s a new kind of rustler out there, Joe. Their packs are heavy, but they’ve got a lot of get-up-and-go. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4391 The bandits just left, but the Slayer is still here! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4392 And all because they wouldn 1.1867 0.04724 75 64 9 2
4393 Dang it! That wily barista bandit has slipped through our fingers yet again! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4394 I told yer that weren't no damn barista! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4395 That's not expresso I'm a smelling in the wind 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4396 I guess they have gotten back to basics 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4397 I think we searched here this morning. Yeah, but all these Flats look alike. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4398 One thing’s for sure - it’s not decaf. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4399 Back in the old days, they used fossil fuels to cook with. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4400 I think our wives skedaddled because they couldn't figure out where to plug the thing in. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4401 You say bandito, I say barista- 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4402 So, you're sure you havn't seen the missing Barista? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4403 I tried being reasonable, they didn't like it. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4404 Mind you, the macchiato isn’t what it once was... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4405 All the signs point to Barista Apaches! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4406 We’re catching up to these urban desperados. The campfire is still hot and they abandoned their espresso maker. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4407 Those damn farmers pulled the plug on our stove. Rodgers and Hammerstein were wrong! We can’t be friends with ‘em!! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4408 Common mistake - it's actually said "the pony espresso" not "the pony expresso" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4409 One more last latte scenario. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4410 It's no use. They're long gone. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4411 They won't have gone too far! The coffee pod is still hot! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4412 Looks like that Pony Espresso rider vamoosed durn quick. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4413 The next generation can’t handle camping without their half-calf cappuccino mocha latte. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4414 They left in a hurry, probably looking for decaf 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4415 The steamed milk looks warm - looks like they left in a hurry. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4416 Good thing I already had my skinny no whip grande this morning. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4417 Whoa, I see the bonfire, and these were someone's vanities. It's all crystal clear, amigo. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4418 No sign of hazelnut, Butch, looks like they mean business. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4419 Yes they left in a hurry, but where did they go? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4420 So this is why there’s no toilet paper at the general store.” 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4421 Howdy, there - want some espresso? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4422 Just as I suspected...Los Baristas! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4423 You can take that up with the manager right there. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4424 I’d say the Barista gang ain’t very far. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4425 Hipsters came through -- and he always said he'd never make another chai skim latte. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4426 Damn Savages didn't even froth the milk. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4427 I wish they would leave the leftover croissants once in awhile. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4428 Looks like Folgers. I'll search for George, you search for Danny. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4429 Did you remember the weenies this time, Carl? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4430 Espressites, expressites.... one thing I do know about their kind, they're headed for Coffeyville. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4431 Time for a coffee break. And it looks today like we have a choice between our usual or a caffè macchiato. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4432 That gang of rascally Bo-hemians can’t be far 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4433 I thought they ordered decaf. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4434 Yup, Mushy was the dangdest barista this side of the Pecos River; sorry to see he's moved on. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4435 Whoa ... must be on a coffee break! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4436 Don't you worry partner, that man will rue the day he misspelled the name Mark Withasy. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4437 The mercy of sheltering in place is cleaning up later. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4438 Pretty fancy doings for cattle rustlers 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4439 They've been gone less than two minutes: that coffee still has a perfect crema. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4440 Ahhh.....Chief Starbuck can't be far. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4441 This is why we wouldn't let him use the pressure cooker. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4442 They're getting desperate. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4443 Looks like some Latte Liberals have abandoned their campsite in a hurry. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4444 Damn Homer, we must a jest miss'd her. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4445 What’s that thar, Bucks 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4446 Looks like the Starbucks gang! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4447 Yeah, remember that Starbuck's cup on the Game of Thrones set? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4448 This is one sloppy Barista! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4449 You know, the past is looking a lot better than the present 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4450 After the pandemic, we lost all hope, but then... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4451 Gee, Bill, looks like we just missed the Barista gang again! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4452 Them dang baristers get a jump on us every time. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4453 In pursuit of Little Flat White... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4454 Yep....Looks like it was Millennials.... they used the electric stove instead of the good old fashioned fire...... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4455 Yeah but they got away with the Netspresso. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4456 They thought you were delivering N95 masks from Amazon." "No way, The New Yorker doesn't publish cartoons about current events. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4457 I act like a real Yahoo without my morning cup” 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4458 Well pardner, I reckon our modern appurtenances offer no protection from the dog gone wolves of oblivion 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4459 Looks like we’ve reached the end of the line! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4460 Cookie sure didn't last. The open range ain't the same as the Bar-Rista Easter Ranch. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4461 Do you think they wanted Cold Brew? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4462 Those Hipster Bandits must have cleared camp when they saw us coming. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4463 Seems like they were having fun. In the desert. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4464 I hope you have better luck making this dad-burn, newfangled machine work. 1.1867 0.05091 75 65 7 3
4465 Oh, no! We are latte! He must have just left. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4466 Looks like they ran out not caf and had to move on 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4467 Them damn Las Baristas are at it again! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4468 Your place or mine? Are you kidding me? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4469 Well, he always said he'd rather die than live without espresso. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4470 Dali slept here? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4471 Damn, they took the decaf... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4472 The portafilter's still warm...looks like the Barista Gang done robbed the Pony Espresso again. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4473 Looks like the hipsters were just here. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4474 Looks like this Stagecoach Robber chose to loose his past. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4475 Hank said to Frank, “It’s good to be home on the range,” as they passed the detritus of a desert barista. 1.1867 0.04724 75 64 9 2
4476 The fire is still burning. The barista banditos must still be around here. They're wanted by Starbucks, you know.. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4477 It's him... he's heavily addicted to cappuccino Cimbali style! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4478 I reckon they were startled to learn that they had an expiring Kohl Cash Coupon 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4479 I'm pretty sure we're hot on the trail of the of those barista rustlers. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4480 Looks like we're a little too late for your harmonica debut. What time did the barista give you? Was it last night? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4481 They say The Pioneer Woman didn’t take it well... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4482 Well Russ ... looks like some more of those millennial glampers we’re in the neighborhood again. Brett Alexander Blacklick, Ohio 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4483 Oh, no! Another coffee shop has gone native. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4484 What does it take to get a decent oat milk matcha around here? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4485 The cook told me we were only having hot fired DESERT coffee until the solar started working 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4486 Damn millennial cowboys. They never leave the avocado toast behind. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4487 Folks start to lose it when they’re away from the office too long. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4488 Brokeback horseplay. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4489 By the looks of it, they cleared out in a hurry and are moving fast. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4490 Well Roy, looks like we're too late for breakfast. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4491 It's tale of woe, Wally... Sheriff Tim Horton run off the Starbucks Gang" Gib Dunham, Irvington N 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4492 Do you think they left behind any milk? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4493 Some people can't leave home without it. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4494 I wasn’t even going to ask for my soy milk to be foamed this time. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4495 You can't improve on cowboy coffee. It's Lindy. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4496 What is offensive about an Arabica black eye?? - Jack Leeney 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4497 Yup, looks like hipsters again. They take this social isolation too darn far. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4498 Let's have our horses run over the fire, and we'll jump into the cactuses! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4499 That new barista must have forgotten Zorro’s cappuccino preference again. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4500 old west kitchen 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4501 So this is your idea of a ‘super duper’ truck stop? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4502 I reckon they got a good 75 year head start on us, Sheriff 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4503 Well it was definitely the Cappuccino Cowboy and it looks like he had to hightail it out a here real quick espresso like 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4504 This would be a good location for a Starbucks.” 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4505 It's that espresso gang again. After they attack your camp, you can forget about social distancing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4506 Welcome to my crib! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4507 They couldn't have left too long ago, the cappuccino is still frothy. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4508 This place sucks. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4509 Power outage. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4510 Did you use the ap? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4511 Your guess is as good as mine 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4512 I miss chasing down horse thieves instead of copyright infringers. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4513 The Romans are the worst! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4514 'If it ain't, it'll do until the mess gets here." 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4515 Keep ridin', pilgrim. There's a Starbucks just past the canyon." 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4516 Before The Virus Hit ... It Was A Ride - In Restaurant. Can't Even Get Carry -Out Now !!! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4517 I’d sure be curious what kind of bumper stickers these outlaws would have, if horses had bumper stickers. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4518 Apparently everyone just up and left...the locals are calling it social distancing" "Pshh...that'll be the day 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4519 Looks like the Pony Expresso passed by here. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4520 When they said a bar brawl, I didn’t think they meant barista. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4521 That was brilliant! A latte with roasted marshmallows." "Yeah let's trademark this before Starbucks rolls this out. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4522 Did you bathe last week? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4523 They don't know it, but he Cavendish gang has rustled its last free WI-FI. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4524 lowdown, yellowbellied, no good rustlers are one thing.... but i truly hate the fucken australians 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4525 Who's for a nice hot cup of Giuseppe? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4526 Yep. Out here in the West shots are always fired. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4527 Them bandits sure lit outta here in a hurry! There’s still froth a clingin’ to that there cactus! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4528 If you don't have the beans, you can't make in these parts. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4529 Looks like that dang dish run away with the spoon. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4530 Not enough crema for The Kid, I reckon 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4531 I told you one day there would be a Starbucks on every corner one day. And then came COVID-19. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4532 i see that the clean impecable sartorial perpect lone ranger has been here. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4533 Well pard, they shoulda knowed better and been social distancin'. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4534 Looks like that partying group of Indians. The Navahoho 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4535 This is what happens when Starbucks closes 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4536 Sure looks like Billy the Barista gang was here. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4537 We'll never catch them now. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4538 Well, it makes more sense than spaghetti. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4539 Covid-19 must have done them in! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4540 Those pesky Apaches! I would have loved a steaming cup of cappuccino before our bank heist. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4541 Are you sure that's what it eats? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4542 How can you tell they were up all night? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4543 The Pony Expresso never really took off 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4544 We call this next stop The Pony Espresso. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4545 Looks like we're too late. They'll be at West End Ave. by now. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4546 Must have been one hell of a party ! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4547 I guess Wishbone finally snapped. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4548 Looks like we're late for the coffee break 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4549 Looks like we can head them off in Sedana. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4550 Looks like someone couldn’t take the heat and got out of the kitchen! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4551 He musta put whole milk in the skinny latte, again. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4552 Check the nearest Starbucks. It's less than a minute away. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4553 Dang it! I was a sure wantin some a Buck,s Star brew. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4554 They must have gone to the nearest Starbucks. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4555 Looks like Merle and his donkeys got shot up. Somebody musta popped a cap in his ass. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4556 Them marauders usually mind their business if the latte is passable. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4557 No barista here? Keep ridin’ 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4558 is there someone here? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4559 Once they could see our faces, those city slickers high tailed it outta here. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4560 I could use a cappuccino about now." 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4561 Looks like we just discovered the original Starbucks. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4562 Well, they can't have gone too far. The coffee pods are still wet! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4563 They won't get far on a measly short latte. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4564 Them varmints been raidin' our espresso again. As if cattle rustling' wasn't bad enough. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4565 Macchiato? Macchiato? We don't need no stink'n macchiato! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4566 They sure as hell left in a hurry." 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4567 Courage is being scared to death but steaming up anyway 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4568 Looks like we’re closin’ in on the hipster posse. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4569 I did not know this was a PG&E area 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4570 I think the horses took "coffee break" a little too literally. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4571 I knew we should have made that right in Albuquerque. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4572 Add theft of services to the charges. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4573 Another example of old technology. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4574 Latte, Jed? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4575 It's too late! Once again, comedy outlaw Andy Borowitz is two steps ahead of us. What a cruel, wild and unregulated world of humor we live in... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4576 The French are making their press from the north." 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4577 It's a hipster camp...they'll be back. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
4578 Now you know why they call it the mess. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4579 Looks like the tenderfoots took off in a hurry. They didn't even stay for dessert. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4580 Starbuck forgot the solar panel for the espresso machine 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4581 They left in a rush. They must have heard about COVID-1. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4582 Damn. I guess it's too late to get my flat white... 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4583 Those Eye-talians NEVER clean up after themselves 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4584 Shucks, Hank. I think that milk is bad. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4585 Those replicators just don't work this far out. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4586 No wonder the posse said it couldn't dispense with that machine. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4587 It must have been really bad - that's a really expensive stove. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4588 I ordered my cappuccino on their app. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4589 “Either their self-isolation period has just ended, or that’s a stolen RV they’re drivin’ away in.” 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4590 Wish those Girl Scouts would clean up after they make those old-style cookies. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4591 Yep- looks like this is the gang that held up the Pony Espress 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4592 Barista rustlers! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4593 Sure looks like the work of the Pony Espresso gang 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4594 Get off your horse, for the place where we are standing is holy ground! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4595 Do you remember when it was just the range? Now it’s got to be home on the espresso! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4596 Man, I’ve had enough of those spaghetti westerns. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4597 No doubt in my mind, Chet. The Double Espresso Gang was here. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4598 Breaking in the horses with two Americanos 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4599 The Outlaws have been here. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4600 Looks like we just missed the lunch rush. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4601 Dang Rusty, looks like another starlight bucks rustlin last night. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4602 I reckon they didn't care what temperature their coffee was. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4603 Would a wood chuck chuck a chuck wagon if a wood chuck could? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4604 Looks like they went to get some wieners. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4605 Looks like the buffalo were in a hurry to roam. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4606 Glad I didn't get their rewards card! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4607 Looks like them city slickers just skedaddled -- and took that portable generator with 'em. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4608 This is the worst Rockstar crossover. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4609 Yep, it's the Pasquini gang. And it looks like they knew we was comin'. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4610 It's the Pecos Baristos Gang all right. Well, they've drawn their last shot Today 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4611 They should have known better than to put a Starbucks out here! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4612 Veneto butteri, no doubt. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4613 We must be close. Sheriff said due west of Starbucks. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4614 Looks like Starbucked out of here. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4615 I reckon they’re still tethered nearby, Jed. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4616 Well I reckon they plum forgot about needing some electric 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4617 Looks like the Luddites have left the reservation again. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4618 Fire still burning, they must of just finished their carmel lattes. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4619 So much for my half-caf latte with low-fat milk for the cattle drive. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4620 Looks like we just missed the Pour Over Gang, damn near impossible to catch ever since they invented lids. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4621 The Bandit Barista remains at large, we just missed his coffee hour 1.1807 0.04073 83 70 12 1
4622 Looks like the cannibal cook strikes again. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4623 Coffee or sausage to go? That's your call! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4624 You follow the flat white and I’ll follow the foam trail. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4625 A feller can hope. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4626 Looks like they’re just a few minutes ahead of us the foam is still in full froth! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4627 Musta had their go cups at the ready. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4628 Shane, I thought you said this was a Spaghetti Western. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4629 Baristas! Probably heading for Tim Horton's place. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4630 Like I always say, that pour over method is too time-consuming to turn a profit. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4631 Looks like we have another Nor'easter brewin 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4632 He was just here for sure, that Starbucks Kid. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4633 They couldn't have gotten far. The milk is still foamy. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4634 Hey, pardner, two coffee-O-lates to go. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4635 Check the temperature of that milk and see how much of a goldarned jump they got on us. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4636 6 feet is enough 20 feet and two cacti is a little over the top 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4637 Looks like another case of wrong coffee order. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4638 He told lies so well a man would be a fool not to believe them 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4639 I knew i smelt something burning.. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4640 Don't touch a thing. It may be a Corona trap! 1.1795 0.04179 78 66 11 1
4641 What happened to the old good old days when we just put the coffee kettle over the fire? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4642 They just rode out. You can still see the little heart-shaped foam on the cappuccino." 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4643 Let’s use the fire to cook dinner... that stove’s probably been unplugged since the Pandemic of 2020 wiped us off the grid! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4644 Some party. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4645 He must have taken the beans with him. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4646 Looks like the baristadores can 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4647 Doesn’t look like we will need to keep the espresso maker in our dude ranch amenities package. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4648 'Reckon it's a failed location of Pony Expresso 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4649 "I reckon the Apaches are capturing baristas for their trade war against the railroad's chain of coffee depots". 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4650 The boss tried his damndest to find a chuckwagon. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4651 It was a new part of West World: Barista land. Looks like they all left with Doris. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4652 Looks like cowboys gone glamping. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4653 It's called glamping! Too bad we was too late to rob this bunch. Would have been a good haul. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4654 I don't think this is a home where the buffalo roam. Or where the deer and the antelope play. But the pigs are sure out. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4655 The early "Westworld" Barista's although efficient, were considered somewhat of a "work in progress".. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4656 Reckon they thought I said “coughing”? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4657 you thought being a cowboy is hard... try being a barista. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4658 Someone's more comfortable home on the range cooking. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4659 That's a Nespresso. Clooney must be close. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4660 Was it something I said? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4661 Looks like we're hot on the trail of the Bistro Gang... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4662 They didn't serve cowboy's coffee here 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4663 Looks like Starbuck’s was on the run. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4664 ...and to think Wyatt, they thought our bandana masks were silly. 1.1786 0.04030 84 71 12 1
4665 This here looks like the beginnings of a classic “Bialetti Western” 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4666 You idiot! When I said that I wanted to get a double shot, I was talking about my coffee. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4667 Food trucks, my ass. Just goes to show . . . 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4668 The varmints cook a wild crappuccino drink. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4669 Do you think we can make them drink? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4670 Must be that poney expresso fellow -- found himself latte again. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4671 You see that fire? Nope, me neither. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4672 The java the drink from an old tin can is darned tootin' good java! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4673 I told you to wear a face mask and stay 6 feet away from the barista when you ordered yesterday. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4674 Those over-caffeinated hipsters won't get far without their espresso stuff 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4675 No Tex, not hoof and mouth or mad cow, but corona barista 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4676 What up wid dis shit Cowbrah. looks like we Latte for the party again...... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4677 These spaghetti westerns are gettin' out of hand. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4678 Do you think it was those aliens again? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4679 These coffee psychos need to understand we don't have electricity and water out here. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4680 Galloping gourmets will save the day, or at least this trashed kitchen. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4681 Home on the range is just not the same anymore. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4682 Now I know why, the general store was plum out of extension cords. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4683 Looks like some hombres got a Groupon special. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4684 Bandana around nose and mouth please 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4685 Cubism really is dead and so is my wife (cholera) 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4686 They sure skedaddled when they seen us coming." "They surely did, Mr, Wayne" " 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4687 This was a Starbucks in the beforetimes. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4688 Montana, Montana, Glory of the West...oops, sorry, this is Arizona. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4689 Go tell Cookie Americanos are eighty-sixed. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4690 The Caramel Macchiato's still warm; they can't have gotten far 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4691 Guess it’s potluck again tonight. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4692 They left without tasting our desserts. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4693 Looks like they left in a hurry; they didn't even rinse the tamper. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4694 Los Latte strikes again. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4695 Is that SBA loan application is still pending? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4696 Someone must have tipped them off 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4697 Dang. Them Latte brothers high tailed it out to White Flats. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4698 Looks like the Latte Boys are out of jail 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4699 Looks like we're gaining on the hipsters. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4700 Another missed sighting of the Bigfoot barista! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4701 Next time I'll make the espressos 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4702 Fucking hipsters 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4703 Kids these days. I can’t believe they left it smoldering! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4704 Smell that coffee. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4705 We’re wild? At least we’d wash the unbroken dishes. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4706 Looks like we scared ‘em pretty good. They hightailed it outta here without their coffee machine. They won’t get far without their smoked butterscotch lattes. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4707 Don't ya think it's too early to make a fire?" "I'll tell ya what. This machine makes a fire whenever you want. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4708 I Love the smell of branding in the morning. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4709 Well, partner, I guess this is what they call "glamping" these days. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4710 We told cookie not to serve that damn liberal coffee. It could have consequences. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4711 Damn, we just missed them- nothing delays the Pony Espresso- 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4712 They must have ran out of oat milk 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4713 Looks like they left in a hurry...check your calendar, it might be Passover. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4714 We’ll find them at the Starbuckwagon over yonder. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4715 We'll find 'em. As sure as the stirring of a latte, we'll find 'em. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4716 They can't call it Pony Espresso anymore! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4717 Looks like we got another RVer gone loco 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4718 You were expecting spaghetti? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4719 Well Jed, It looks like the Latte Kid done give us the slip again. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4720 It won't be long now. It's at least a hundred miles to the next Starbucks 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4721 Another town taken by Iced El Grande, Triple Non-fat Latte Pump of Vanilla" 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4722 So much for our home-brew setup...damn coyotes. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4723 I thought you said Mary Lou’s Diner was DESSERTed 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4724 Do you see any sugar? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4725 I see Jake is working on his disappearance act again. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4726 Nothing but Steers out here, where do we get whole milk? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4727 Spaghetti westerns aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4728 The last of the free range StarBuckaroo's 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4729 I guess they ain't home, home on the range. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4730 They can't have been gone long. The Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino is still warm. 1.1714 0.04303 70 60 9 1
4731 Dusty...It's the Starbucks Gang alright... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4732 What do you reckon? Star Bucks or Lone Ranger? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4733 At least the hotel rate was cheap. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4734 They sure left in a hurry. That milk hasn't even been steamed. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4735 C'mon Tex! Them baristas cain't be far! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4736 They'll fix it in post. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
4737 Starbucks is a failure. The concept is dead 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
4738 Looks like beans again 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4739 Dang it! I was looking forward to coffee on the campfire... now I 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4740 I bet it was those white rabbits. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4741 Let’s just pretend we found the island uninhabited 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4742 Guess it really is 'home on the range'. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4743 Enough social distancing; let's try that Viral Tracking thing. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4744 Well obviously something spooked 'em. They didn't even have time for espresso. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4745 Looks like the City folk finally figured out that Home on the Range don't mean that out here. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4746 I see our suspect likes an Italian Cafe Latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4747 I'm glad we won't have to try to take him in before he's had his morning coffee. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4748 Well the good news is the fire didn't burn out. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4749 I'm glad you guys are taking advantage of my three for one special.... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4750 The Bandidos Baristas. And their pour overs are still luke warm. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4751 They’ll be traveling faster today, now that they’ve lightened up. But good chance we can ambush them at that new Starbucks in El Paso. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4752 Boy that coffee & vitals sure smells good.” 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4753 Well pardner, I know it’s hard to break old habits, but you just have to do it! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4754 They must have died with their cold brews on. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4755 Easy,Starbuck. That baristo can't be too far. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4756 An abandoned espresso machine? And ya hear the Marricone drums?- I"m telling ya, this aint nothin' but Spaghetti Western. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4757 I told you a Starbucks wouldn’t last at the end of hibernation season 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4758 Dang it Jo, they knowed we was comin'! I tol' ya not to ride ol' Starbuck - the Barista Gang can spot a high-falutin, overpriced Cremello from miles away! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4759 Ugh, more trash to pick up. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4760 One day we will find the missing link between fire and this ... "thing"! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4761 It looks like that Lieutenant Starbuck might have yeed his last haw 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4762 The pardners said it might come in handy. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4763 They won’t get far without the latte. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4764 Even the smallest of businesses can't survive the pandemic. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4765 No Starbucks on the horizon buddy, this is a real Spaghetti Western. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4766 Ay caramba. Looks like an esplosion! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4767 I knew we wouldn't be allowed to dine in, but I thought for sure we could get carry-out. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4768 Mom must be in the can. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4769 Hold it, Hank. This froth looks hostile. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4770 I Thought they were going to do take out! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4771 Looks like we just missed catchin' up with he barista gang. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4772 The lesser known Pony Expresso was a more unreliable, unsavory, and altogether more wasteful version of its later namesake. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4773 I'll have an espresso with a cactus garnish, please." 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4774 Looks like an express espresso! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4775 Darwin who? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4776 Yep, they left in a hurry, but I’m pretty sure they was heading northwest. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4777 I don't care how cheap the tickets were, I told you this wasn't the year to do Burning Man 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4778 ...So yeah, basically I think we should be called horseboys. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4779 So that's what hell feels like 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4780 They hightailed it out of here after hearing about "Covid-19!" 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4781 Ain't gonna be no latte on the go. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4782 Looks like our masks interrupted coffee hour. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4783 Let's go form a posse and go after the cook. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4784 Is it still hot? I don’t think so. It’s cold brew. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4785 Those city-dwellers could not hack the back woods life. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4786 Get out the marshmallows. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4787 Despresso-derados 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4788 Was that Cookie? Looks like he lost his touch. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4789 I might be domesticated, but could someone tell this cowboy to stop whispering in my ear? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4790 I might wake up early tomorrow to clean my room”. “Yes, you'll do that when pigs fly” 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4791 I bet they had eggs benedict to go with the espresso. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4792 This job was a lot harder before we bought those REI sale signs." 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4793 RetKit's morning routine 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4794 Thunderbird dominates the 'continental breakfast' at a Texas Airbnb. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4795 Starbuckaroos has turned too many cowboys whipster! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4796 Too many beans 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4797 Last time I went to Starbucks they asked for my name and I didn't know how to break it to them. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4798 We should have put our Burning Man tickets on StubHub last week. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4799 The Barista Gang sure broke camp in hurry, they must have run out of oat milk. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4800 Oh hell...this screwy Kid Berlusconi has at least an hour of advantage... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4801 So THAT'S the secret to "Cowboy Coffee"! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4802 Hombre!! Its tough bounty hunting!!!!!! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4803 The drink-off at the OK Cafe was brutal this year! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4804 Looks like someone stole the two hundred mile long extension cord for the ice cream maker. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4805 Dang it! I told you not to invite the hyenas 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4806 Looks like the boys finally got sick of his cooking. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4807 Curley must have just lit out. His latte milk is still steaming. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4808 Must have been the short order cook gang, looks like we just missed breakfast too. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4809 The Einsteins left their heater on. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4810 Horsemeat again! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4811 Damn. I was so looking forward to a coffee. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4812 That new Laxative Latte is a bitch! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4813 Finally, a chance for a decent coffee! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4814 I told her not to stop letting the deer and antelope play in the kitchen. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4815 You see before you another result of capitalism. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4816 We're outta luck, Barista Ben bragged no virus could ever shut down his Eternal Flame Oasis bar. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4817 Looks like they had their last lattes before the Indians attacked. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4818 I told you the Curbside Pickup Bandits would hit Two Cactus Coffee at dawn... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4819 Yep, Eric’s been ridin his bike here all righty, and by the looks of it he ain’t far! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4820 This time we almost caught the half-caf rustlers 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4821 Just when I wanted a steak and a macchiato. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4822 The sick bastard even left his calling card. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4823 Damn. Barista Bandit escapes again. Looks like cowboy coffee for you and me again, partner. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4824 Okay, Henry, this is the third time we've galloped to a halt here. The apes are clearly lost. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4825 Shoot, forgot the coyotes come on Sundays. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4826 I knew they were committed to self quarantine. I just was going to check on them and leave. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4827 Well Frank - looks like they just scampered off on the pony espresso. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4828 Damm pard,there goes my chili-infused mocha latte! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4829 Army ants 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4830 Dammit Seb, we came too late, they have deserted the place. Used to serve the best Yirgacheffe I’ve ever had. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4831 Looks like we just missed the millennials 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4832 Cal was pretty sure if he knew how to “read sign” like his daddy had taught him that the hipster outlaws were no more than a half days ride ahead. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4833 _____ Looks to me like the fellers from the ISTA 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4834 Maybe taking the social distancing edict to the extreme? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4835 Typical Starbuckaroos." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4836 Before the coronavirus, this used to be a Starbucks. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4837 I tried to warn em' that the sound of that generator would alert the bandidos. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4838 I think Buck's lost his Star! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4839 Tha 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4840 Yup, the Espresso Bandits were here alright. Looks like they got away. Hey, if we just follow their extension cord, we should be able to track them. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4841 Cool, they’re open - they have great cappuccino. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4842 They must have pulled out quick, that latte machine is still hissing. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4843 Them beans could be the clue 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4844 Dang Starbuckaroos again. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4845 You’re not foolin’ anyone with your kerchief sewn over that N95 Respirator 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4846 We just missed capturing Butch Barrista and the Sundance Kid. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4847 I guess they didn't use the right beans. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4848 Just once I wish we get here before the little green guys. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4849 I guess they didn't feel at home, home with this range. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4850 Looks like the RVers had to lighten their load. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4851 Must be Throwforward Thursday..... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4852 Yep. That 2020 virus restored civilization back to its natural roots. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4853 I thought you put out the fire, no i thought you put out the fire 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4854 This home on the range ain’t what it’s all cracked up to be. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4855 This is way too much mess even for the Batch Bros. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4856 I think the barista is taking a break. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4857 The espresso gang was here all right. We just need to foller them biscotti crumbs. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4858 Those folks shore do take social distancing serious! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4859 Dang Butch, nice to stumble on a warm fire, but I would rob a bank for hot cup of coffee. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4860 NO POT HOLDER 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4861 Milk's still at a hundred 'n' ten degrees . . . just missed 'em by three minutes 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4862 This doesn’t look good 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4863 Maybe this spaghetti western could use a little less spaghetti. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4864 This hurts real bad, Sam, real bad... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4865 Who said isolating is no fun? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4866 He must've thought it was decaf. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4867 How’d they plug in that kettle anyways?” 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4868 Musta been ole man Starbucks that run out. That's his contraption over there. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4869 You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4870 We can't be more than 10 minutes behind him. That cappuccino milk is still foamy. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4871 Hey Smitty, For a Few Dollars More, we coulda made a Spaghetti Western. Let's go back. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4872 Let's go. They must be sheltering in place. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4873 At least the fire's already going. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4874 We're about 30 miles west of the Rio Grande. Er... Rio medium. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4875 That's the last time I give the cook a present" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4876 I knew something was up when he refused my coffee this morning, and then ran off to "find a cactus to sit under." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4877 Looks like the chuckwagon gang got away again. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4878 ... looks like we interrupted someone’s breakfast ... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4879 Guess they left searching for a donkey to milk. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4880 Call our lobbyists ... our barista is also an essential employee. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4881 Kids these days... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4882 Round up the cavalry: the Espresso Bandits are back in town. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4883 Well dares a fresh pot on. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4884 Why did they have coffee in a desert?" "I sometimes do too. It's called Affogato. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4885 looks like they left before they got their latte by the campfire! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4886 The last roundup is always a messy one. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4887 No doubt about it. The indians attacked the Pony Espresso less than an hour ago. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4888 we must be getting close, there's still foam on that latte 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4889 Looks like another one of them 'eat and really run' situations.... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4890 Well I reckon we have another case of glamping gone wild 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4891 They must have left in a hurry - the steam wand hasn't been cleaned. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4892 We'll never catch them, sherriff. They'r drinkin' double shot Turkish espressos. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4893 Probably a New Yorker. Espresso machines are a dime a dozen. Campfires are the stuff of legend. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4894 Do you think it was the masks? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4895 The memo said we were wearing our bandana facemasks. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4896 And that’s all that’s left of the old Starbuck place 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4897 Well I’ll be darned, I thought matcha came from cacti. You gonna tell me next that fire came all the way from Chicago? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4898 Reckon we know why those tenderfoots back yonder looked so bug-eyed. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4899 They will not get far now 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4900 Not their first rustling 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4901 Since they lowered the rent, this here's a great business opportunity. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4902 Looks like he only got one shot off before he skedaddled. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4903 Dad-blame it! Text alerts are makin' our stakeouts udder failures. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4904 DROPPIN' BOMBS! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! DROP-PIN-BOMBS! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4905 Looks like we lost another spot to gentrification again. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4906 Not to worry. I can track ‘me just based on their trail of cappuccino foam. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4907 Home on the Range" just ain't the same 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4908 Oh, I get it. You can pan for gold or use a pan. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4909 Well...it's definitely the Pony Espresso. Let's follow posthaste. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4910 Goodness Billy, don't tell me this is the restaurant you were talking about! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4911 Kidnapping a barista is a hangin 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4912 Maybe those strange hombres were tellin' the truth about the future, but I ain't waitin' no 150 years for a danged barbecue! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4913 Those Dutch boys keep escaping in the wee hours of morning somehow. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4914 Damn, they keep on getting away with all the starbucks! 1.1571 0.03304 70 62 7 1
4915 This was once the set of the TV show Friends. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4916 Them fellers must'a gone lookin' fer a longer extension cord. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4917 It looks like they were making a venti machiatto before they hightailed it out of here. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4918 Whatever, whipped coffee’s better than cowboy coffee anyway. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4919 Dang it! I was really looking forward to some hometown cookin! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4920 Aw, shucks. I had a hankering for a cafe ole. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4921 Looks like, they didn't even have time to finish their espressos before Pharaoh hardened his heart and changed his mind. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4922 They must have left in a hurry since they left their espresso machine behind and did not finish their single shot. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4923 Stay sharp, Rusty! We're a-closin'in on them cattle hipsters. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4924 Is this the spaghetti western? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4925 He makes a world class Western omelet! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4926 Let's take that thing back to the ole' saloon and make a decaf venti cortado with oat milk and a triple shot of caramel. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4927 Ain't no spread like that back yonder. Think we should kill it? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4928 It’s them gol’ durned latte rustlers, Dusty. Lets git ‘em! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4929 Dang nabbit, those varmints got the Le Creuset. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
4930 There was a Starbucks once. But people didn’t liked the “western shot” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4931 I didn't know we were in a Spaghetti Western this time!! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4932 Cowboys are not fast enough anymore. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4933 Guess dat Cook Ramsey didn’t like your beans. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4934 Somebody musta tipped off them rustlers 'cause you can tell they rode off in a hurry. Look at the signs, Slim. Campfire's still burning and they left their expresso machine. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4935 The Barista Bandits were in a brewing argument. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4936 Where you going to plug that in? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4937 Good idea, Gabby. And a good example of poor execution. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4938 Must have been the set from a spaghetti Western. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4939 I think we're hot on the trail of the notorious Skinny Latte gang. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4940 Dammit, Russ, looks like we just missed that darn Doppio Gang. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4941 Looks like they ran into some bad hombristas. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4942 You go ahead. I'll wait for the iced-mocha pitstop. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4943 'The posse, the posse.' That's always your excuse, Clem. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4944 That hardware they were packin' is a Grindmaster double-barreled semi-automatic, so I reckon we're hot on the trail of the Starbucks Gang. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4945 This guy's been hitting the expresso, we'll never catch him. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4946 I reckon there's soy milk in them hills. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4947 Dang, we shur rode along ways to try this start up... 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4948 They said there'd be some forks in the road,but no one mentioned spikes! 1.1538 0.04235 65 57 7 1
4949 Must be them dang hipsters and their dang Instagrammin’, again. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4950 So, you really want to run this machine by horse power for your morning espresso? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4951 How Do You Suppose People Made Coffee Without Espresso Machines? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4952 These outlaws ... no respect for anything, not even for espresso. Savages! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4953 I reckon they finally heard about the Starbucks down the street. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4954 I think this could be the work of the Espresso Bandit. I hear tell he's a nervous character especially in the morning. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4955 If you don't tell them about social distancing than I will. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4956 Yup, that’s why they call this spot “Barista”, son of the ancient god Starbucks, ruler of what we call, a Cup of Joe. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4957 Either the Injuns came over that pass and run 'em off or Nailed It! came on. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4958 Looks like the chuck wagon got a recall notice 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4959 One shot, one kill 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4960 And for dessert? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4961 A sawbuck says this leads to Buckaroo Body by We Work Bend. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4962 I’m all out of oatmilk, but we can still do a cappuccino 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4963 Do you think the coffee's still hot? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4964 What? I won't compromise on a high-quality cup of coffee. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4965 That rascal Lazy Lou never was much for scrubbin’ them blackened pots. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4966 They can't be far ahead of us! The froth is still steaming. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4967 These glampers aren't getting their deposit back! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4968 Please mind your social distancing... six feet apart! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4969 Nobody clears out faster than the Espresso Bandito. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4970 Red Beans, Red Bull , Run on Toilet Paper clears the air quickly 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4971 Looks like the coronavirus shutdown dried up the business. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4972 I forgot, they don’t serve coffee after high noon. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4973 I guess some people around don't respect social distancing. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4974 Now we don't have to keep track of that pesky old bean can 1.1493 0.03193 67 60 6 1
4975 Yep, we're lookin' for the Four Beards Gang. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4976 Whadya know. Belle Star and that new fella Buck musta had a partin' of the ways. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4977 No horses allowed in the drive thru. Someone got pissed.... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4978 The Last Pony Expresso 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4979 Mamma, I told her: Joe will never grow up to be a cowboy. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4980 We must have scared off the last of the Baristas Bunch”. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4981 Someone’s put the crap before the wagon. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4982 ‘Signs suggest they left in hurry, Lefty ... Pony Expresso’ 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4983 Think we can blame the Indians again? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4984 That horse back tour group must have had to leave in a hurry. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4985 Third one this week. I think you’re right — New York’s been invaded. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4986 Where do you suppose they parked the Iron Horse? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4987 Must’ve been an urgent foam issue 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4988 Looks like some o' them urban cowboys from the Pony Espresso! I reckon they're still close by! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4989 Dang near caught the Lone Corona this time. Well, at least there's some coffee left on the shelf! 1.1452 0.04794 62 56 4 2
4990 Looks like the Belle Starrbucks gang was here. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4991 “Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Did you ever stop to wonder about your actions? The price you’d have to pay if there was a reckoning? That reckoning is here. No more lattes ‘til we ride back into town” 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4992 You need a better espresso maker dude! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4993 hackers again, false alert, they're out of coffee here too 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4994 I heard the Grade was Pending. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4995 So what's cooking? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4996 The President said this Starbucks would be open by Easter. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4997 This can only be the work of the elusive Frap Puccino and his Latte band. Let's head eastwood, I mean, eastbound. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4998 Now I'm ready to lasso some chocolate croissants. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4999 Best Time We Ever Had 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5000 They haven't been gone long, the coffee's still hot. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5001 Don't' wanna make Espresso since too much hand touching involved? Headache no more. We recommend a cup of cowboy-style. The campfire definitely kills all the germs. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5002 Oh give me a home where the oxygens roam and national unity obeying isolation is shown. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5003 Looks like we've entered a Spaghetti Western. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5004 This wasn't what I expected when taking this role in a Spaghetti Western 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5005 -Looks like the bandits left in a hurry. The espresso machine didn't reach the optimal temperature for their cappuccino. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
5006 Howdy pressing. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5007 Timely example of alpha to omega back to alpha, eh Hank ? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5008 I told you we should have gone national 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5009 So much foe Starbuck's 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5010 Just what I feared. These banditos like americanos and put it on the trail early. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5011 Starbucks wins again. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5012 I guess I'll be taking a raincheck on that double cappuccino. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5013 We're gonna have our wives stay home - I told ya! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5014 We have to be getting close because the coffee machine is still warm. Ranger Starbucks has to be around here somewhere. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5015 Damn vultures playing barista again 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5016 Yup, it's the Macchiato Kid all right. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5017 Those baristas were spooked, alright. Looks like the work of Cold Brew Cal. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5018 Judging by the fire I think we just missed them. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5019 ‘Darn, we just missed em’, ‘Who?’ , ‘The shot in the dark gang’ , ‘Think they’ll be back?’ , ‘ Yeah, I gotta hunch they will.’ 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5020 Seems like we ain't the only folk comin' out west for the coffee rush. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5021 Fast food chef. Left in a hurry. Musta seen us comin'. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5022 Looks like Wild Bill Barbie staked his last claim and claimed his last steak. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5023 Post pandemic life replicas. “Looks like the infected fled.” 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5024 Coffee with milk or blood? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5025 The vanilla soy latte extra foam is still warm, those bandits can't have got far 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5026 Yup, it was the Vanderbilt gang. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5027 Last I heard they were going for that third Michelin star. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5028 Weren't they using K Cups yesterday Bill? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5029 Looks like they only got away with fistful of Starbucks 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5030 From the looks of it, they can't be more than three lattes away." 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5031 look here Jeremiah, a relic from the old war on Christmas 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5032 Now, and this is just my hunch, and — but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this. Because a lot people will have this and it's very mild. They'll get better very rapidly. They don't even see a doctor. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5033 look, free cappuccinos! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5034 You see, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, but that didn't do anything for the barista. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5035 Ennis: If you can’t fix it Jack, you gotta stand it. Jack: I wish I knew how to quit you. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5036 They didn't keep social distancing 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5037 They chose chapped hides over frothed milk, they must be desperate. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5038 sure sign that EL Barrista was here 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5039 Electrical outlet is by the cactus, but that sorry hipster took the extension cord with him. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5040 Look, a drink dispenser! No need to hunt. My buddy Bill said that anywhere there’s a drink dispenser, there’s food. He calls them ‘restaurants’. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5041 Gaggia! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5042 Wear your Masks, Folks ! It's Bandit time . 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5043 I knew I should have had a discouraging word with them before we left.... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5044 Last night's chili finally caught up to 'em. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5045 Looks like we just missed the Cappuccino Campers, again. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5046 On the trail of El Chappoccino 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5047 These baristas just love stirring up trouble. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5048 I thought they said cappuccinos at 11:00. Couldn't they have stuck around a bit? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5049 Dang it...we even brought our cloth masks. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5050 Looks like the barista hightailed it. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5051 The baristas gang seems to be heading west ! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5052 Champagne and espresso machines... The 1% were definitely here. Quick, the fire's still burning; they may be fast, but they will never outrun the post-apocalyptic law!!! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5053 If this ain't a crime scene it'll do 'till the real one gets here 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5054 Holy smokes, Marshall, them are city faggots still roastin' real good! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5055 Looks like Lone Ranger and Tonto was here! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5056 Looks like the Sacarello's boys been through these parts... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5057 I guess we'll have to drink water as an alternative. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5058 Dang! Looks like we just missed the Pony Espresso 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5059 If we’re lucky we'll get some hot coffee. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5060 We’re too late. The hipster tracks lead back to Brooklyn. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5061 This is where the idea for fast-food restaurants came from. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5062 He didn't make it. Couldn't get the beans from Mocha Joe's. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5063 Yep...them there hombre's are barrista's for sure! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5064 Looks like they up and left mighty quickly, probably went for desert. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5065 As long as they keep espressoing out while we latte in, we will never catch them! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5066 I ordered Sly to ride back into town to pick up decaf. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5067 That there stuff won't burn good, so what use is it around the campfire? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5068 We better get Sheriff Bullock. Billy the Barista has joined up with the Brownsville Banditos. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5069 Looks like the barista dun run off again 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5070 Rattlesnakes love espresso 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5071 Yup that's what's left of home on the range. Now we wear masks even if we're not holding in or holding up others. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5072 Guess we’re in a spaghetti western. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5073 Baris ta get out of here 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5074 They sure as hell left in a hurry because we weren't wearing our anti-Covid masks. Let’s eat the chow! I’m starving! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5075 We're catching up to them! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5076 Gather a posse. The Hipster Heisters are back, and they're hopped up on triple, venti, half Sweet, non-fat, caramel macchiatos. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5077 Better call the Marshal! We've got city folk trying to move into our territory! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5078 Starbucks really isn't what it used to be. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5079 They can't get far without the frother. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5080 Reckon something spooked 'em 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5081 I thought YOU were bringing the solar power supply. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5082 Round up a posse. Bandits have attacked The Pony Espresso. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5083 They can’t be far now, the frothed milk is still warm. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5084 We're close, I can still smell the latte. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5085 It all started when folks had to work from home and then realized 'hey, the coffee I make ain't so bad after all.' 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5086 Reckon they know there's a Starbucks over the next hill? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5087 Should we also be self distancing??? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5088 From now on it's decaf. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5089 The coffee's decaf. They can't have gone far. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5090 the flyer said the diner was all you can eat, not all you can take" "I know, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5091 How do I know it's Roscoe's Glamping Gang? His name's right there on the cup. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5092 I guess they are navigating by the stars, Buck! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5093 The cappuccino's still warm. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5094 So much for technological advances. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5095 They’re not far, and they left with the coffee grinder 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5096 Looks like a tampede. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5097 Some extreme social distancers have been here. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5098 I think the Starbucks Gang is makin' a move on our boys. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5099 Didn't think they'd get closed down. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5100 Emeril the Terrible was here for sure. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5101 Maybe next time we wait to join the WiFi. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5102 The South Side 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5103 Ever see "City Slickers"? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5104 Cowboy coffee wins another Starbuck challenge. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5105 Looks like Billy the Gourmet's gang was here! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5106 We’re getting closer. He left in a hurry. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5107 Rustlers, Tex! An' here I was countin' on a nice mochaccino. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5108 I think that spooked herd might have come this way. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5109 I think this is my ex-wife's campsite. She always was a messy housekeeper. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5110 Dang it Slim, I said decaf soy latte, single shot. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5111 It's obvious they knew we were on their trail. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5112 The solar power was tricky to install, so I went back to carbon based. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5113 Reckon they had to hustle la bouffe chariot out damn fast. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5114 They must still have the sink 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5115 Buck was a legendary cowboy. He was a star. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5116 They have lightened their saddle bags now Sheriff. I would say by the evidence that the hombres that heisted the restaurant are about an hours ride away. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5117 Yeah this is the third time they've stolen our cows for milk. It's great in coffee. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5118 The first rush hour 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5119 buck, you wait here; I’ll go for the coffee. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5120 When the coffee maker stopped working, they completely lost it. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5121 It looks like someone else is after the bounty on the barista bandit. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5122 Looks like the work of some fugitive baristas 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5123 That dang Barista Gang is close... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5124 Dang,they forgot the generator! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5125 Maybe I should have been more specific when I told my deputies to hit them with everything we’ve got 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5126 They can't be far, the milk's still warm! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5127 Looks to be that one of them Spaghetti Western fellers cleared out in a hurry. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5128 Damned if it took out his takeout business too. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5129 Yup, a tribe of Baristas alright. We musta spooked 'em. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5130 The wanted poster says a taller fella and his short chubby sidekick. Oh and they love cappuccino, whatever that is. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5131 Ah-yup. The cowbaristas set up camp here. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5132 And that's why you never trust a Barista to set up camp. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5133 I didn't know the Mafia were working this far west 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5134 Personally, I would have left the waffle iron. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5135 It looks like our camp was overrun by an angry millenial mob. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5136 This was just a quick stop. There’s no pasta from last night’s dinner. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5137 Those Italian bandits must have just left. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5138 I wish I knew how to start you... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5139 Dang it all, Dusty! Where are we going to get another 13 mile extension cord?! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5140 Between our two horses, we might have enough power to work this thing. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5141 But, Starbucks.... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5142 Yup, no doubt about it, latee bandits 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5143 I figure there ought to be some deer and antelope around here somewhere. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5144 Do you think they have oat milk? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5145 COVID-19 strikes again!" 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5146 These Burners are getting really bougie. 1.1311 0.04032 61 55 5 1
5147 I reckon these boys must be from the Lazy B Ranch. B as in barista. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5148 I told them to use the other beans 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5149 I miss the scantily clad barista. He made a devine chai latte. 1.1311 0.04032 61 55 5 1
5150 Sheriff, it looks to me like it was glamping millennials on a WW diet who just up and left after forgetting their solar panels and starting a fire in the middle of the desert. Just saying. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5151 That there “Lone Barista” idea? It sucks. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5152 hey buddy you have a portable charger on you 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5153 Oh, bull. They thought they were gonna be robbed. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5154 Scared off by the corona virus? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5155 You might not believe me, Smiths, but I'm actually an expert in situations like these. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5156 Looks like Universal Studios just broke camp. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5157 Cook has flown the coop! There will be no lattes tonight. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5158 I sure didn't believe you at first, but you was right about that Horse Cum Latte, cowboy. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5159 I knew they were stealing gas before I heard the explosion. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5160 More space junk. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5161 Still bothers me that what makes accidental time-travelers go more ballistic than them and their kitchenware being instantaneously transported to a desert is a cowboy telling them what year it is. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5162 I can see they just left, Jenkins, but we're looking for the BAR-T rustlers. Not Barista. Will you please see my hearing aid guy? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5163 I reckon we've been riding in circles. 1.1311 0.03286 61 54 7 0
5164 Not sure how, Marshal, but he’s always one step ahead of us. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5165 Should we try for coffee on Mountain Ridge instead? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5166 Pour over? Ain’t no bandit I know reckon they got time for pour over, Sam. This... this is a murder scene. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5167 I think we just missed the Teflon Cowboy. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5168 Range, range on the range Where the deer and the antelope play 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5169 Gotta be the beans of Hill. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5170 Instant is still an option. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5171 Vern, the Espresso Desperados are waging war against the Barista Boys! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5172 Must-a been one o' them new-fangled chuck wagons 1.1304 0.03814 69 62 6 1
5173 Listen Sam, I don't know where they hurried to, the Alamo was last week? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5174 That barista aint got far, the fire's hot and there's still foam on the steamer. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5175 Those Utes are beutes, huh? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5176 I told you not to break the grill... Now, they are going to barbecue us on this... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5177 Who IS that masked man ? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5178 He obviously panicked and left in a hurry when he ran out of distilled water to make his morning Joe. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5179 Coffee makes me poop too! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5180 Obviously the work of the Pony Espresso bandit..... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5181 Well remember when you wanted to start your coffee shop? I guess wens/contest#thisweek%22%2C%22sref%22:%22%22%2C%22sts%22:1586569717722%2C%22slts%22:15860268 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5182 Looks like they’ve hee’d their last haw. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5183 So it's not an anvil. Still did the trick didn't it? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5184 Looks like a couple a renegade baristas on a macchiato binge. We better high-tail it back to Dodge before they paint the whole gosh-durned town flat white. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5185 This is all they left behind, I give you the toilet paper shelf. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5186 This bandana was a life choice...& NOW they’re required everywhere? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5187 I just don’t see myself voting for a Dem.” “Are you sure those aren’t reusable? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5188 If they were civilized, they would have been drinking iced lattes. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5189 I'm sure he'll be right back... what did you want again? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5190 Think they beat us to the toilet paper resupply? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5191 That there was some millenial cowboy coffee. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5192 This mask thing can really work in our favor. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5193 I Told You Light on the Foam 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5194 These cacti seem to be high 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5195 Don't worry. They won't get far in this heat without Nespresso... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5196 Busted cups. Fire raging. Nobody to be found. Yep. This crime scene has all the hallmarks of The Caffeine Bandit to a Tea. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5197 Oh man, did we just stumble upon the relics from kalyug? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5198 LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT THE ESPRESSO MACHINE, TOO---- 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5199 Too bad we can't touch anything. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5200 They can't have gotten far; they're macchiato is still foamy. 1.1250 0.02627 56 52 3 1
5201 I'd say we're on the right track. "Billy the Barista" was clearly here. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5202 Blazing Saddles' green room. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5203 Cacti, you're both fired! Y'all were supposed to protect the campsite! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5204 Looks like the espress train came through. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5205 They must have left in a hurry; they didn't even have enough time to steam the milk 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5206 Looks like Starbucks chased them off 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5207 Looks like another attack on the Pony Espresso. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5208 The 'chino baristas can't be too far - can smell the roast 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5209 Looks like cookie had a technology meltdown. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5210 They can’t have gotten far, there’s still foam on that spilled latte. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5211 The Hipsters are on the run 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5212 I asked you to rustle up some grub, but I didn't mean it quite so literally!! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5213 Looks like the Millennials have moved on. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5214 Yup, we’re in a spaghetti western alright 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5215 I told you not to use that damn espresso machine. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5216 Guilty pleasures will doom a man. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5217 This series is like Outlander, but we pass back from Coronaville in 2020 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5218 I believe George is not far away ! What else ?" Eugénia Payer, France, Garches 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5219 We're getting mighty close to those horse thieves who robbed the Supersonic ranch. Looks like they're headed to Oklahoma territory. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5220 The upper crust varmits were here not fifteen minutes ago. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5221 Yep, them Crane brothers were here - less than an hour ago, I reckon. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5222 We keep losing our baristas to the natives. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5223 Yep, looks like it was the Schultz gang allright 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5224 It seems these cowpokes left their scarves at home. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5225 I guess they missed their cream and sugar! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5226 Giles, did it become bad form not to not cover our face? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5227 Where's our mask? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5228 Coffee is gonn' have to wait another day, seems the barista is still lookin' for that water 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5229 Abduction, pure and simple 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5230 barista me on the lone prairie? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5231 Looks like the last dregs! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5232 The eternal misfit! Heading East to escape the plagues 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5233 This pony espresso stuff does seem to give the horses a good kick. I bet there's a market for it if you can get the message out across the country. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5234 This mess is a mess! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5235 I thought this Western Getaway was supposed to be realistic 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5236 Yup, looks like there’s been a glitch or two. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5237 A less forgetful and messy barista would have left us a pot of brewing hot coffee.” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5238 It’s still warm. The Cortado Bandit can’t be far. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5239 I guess they didn't like the Wild West, at least they left the fire on for us. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5240 Maybe next time Julia Child will realize they only wanted beans. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5241 I thought you said the Latte Art Contest was at high noon 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5242 First they came for the salsa. And I didn't speak out. Because I was not a Pace Thick N Chunky fan. Then they came for my coffee. And there was nobody left to speak for the coffee. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5243 Shoulda' never bought that Comanche a latte 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5244 Latte? We don't need no stinkin' baristas! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5245 They blew it up! God, damn you! Damn you all to hell!!! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5246 Tex, I reckon the days of the Pony Expresso are numbered.” “Yeah, Duke, specially with Larry David opening this Latte Larry’s here as a spite store. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5247 Boy, them Pony Espresso guys don't even hang around to tidy up! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5248 I reckon them desperados left in a hurry. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5249 And we came all this way for my regular cappuccino. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5250 I didn’t realize what they meant when they said their, “Cheerios”. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5251 They can't be far - there's still crema on the espresso! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5252 Some folks just ain't born for a life on the open range. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5253 They must have been in a hurry to close this Starbucks - guess we'll have to brew our own coffee 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5254 Dang! It's the barbarian barista bandits struck again! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5255 Late again ! No coffee and donuts. Guess, we could roast some weiners. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5256 Daggonit! They're already on to Kombucha. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5257 It looks like someone was making coffee, but I guess they “desserted” it. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5258 I reckon they got the backdoor trots from Jumpin' Jessup's famous Triple-deuce No Foam Muddlepuddle Latté 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5259 We will leave these items for the Marshall to clear. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5260 Rodeo and Discovery 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5261 I guess we can get the fire to start up easily again! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5262 See, all the comforts of home -home on the range. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5263 Your check come yet? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5264 Well, at least they were considerate enough to unplug whatever that appliance is supposed to be. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5265 Ma’s easy recipe of biscotti from scratch must have spooked ‘em. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5266 Well, Joe, looks like they pulled the plug on our Cowboy Cafe. Try not to spill the beans next time. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5267 I brought everything but the beans. Damn! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5268 We really got to stop horsing around before the party, we always miss it. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5269 We chowed down so fast the beans are repeating on me. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5270 Follow that bacon scent. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5271 Those fellas were sure actin' jittery. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5272 They must be near by, the milk is still frothy 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5273 Dang, Sheriff, looks like we just missed the Cappuccino Kid again! We better get word to the Pony Espresso that he’s still on the loose. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5274 LITTERBUGS 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5275 Just another failed Pony Expresso. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5276 You blew it up! Ah damn you all to hell. (planet if the Aps final words) 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5277 I don't know why people get so upset when there's no electricity. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5278 Dang it-- sono scappati tutti. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5279 Hipsters have taken Americano too far. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5280 It looks like the Jawas have been here already. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5281 Looks like they must be heading to the closest Starbucks. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5282 Well Wyatt, The O.K. Corral Bar and Grill's a bust. Tombstone sounds quiet, wanna go there? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5283 Cookie is of the "old school". 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5284 My therapist told me I need to find an outlet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5285 I promise ya Tex, we're gonna find get us some hipstergina, yet. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5286 Ah the desert, sometimes just one big deserted hot mess 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5287 Must be Earl E. Bird and the Wee Hour Bandits 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5288 Now we won’t get coronavirus. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5289 They won't be able to run much longer. They only have supplies to make avocado toast left. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5290 1960s: Spaghetti Westerns. 1990s: Cappuccino Westerns. 2020s: Quarantina Westerns. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
5291 Look like a Weber! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5292 She didn't leave in a hurry, she just don't mind it like that. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5293 I said, ‘What’s up?’ and he said, ‘Chuck.’” I assumed he meant his name. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5294 This coulda been an outlaw camp.” Louis Amour Dechman, Austin, T 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5295 It is way too obvious to say. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5296 Giddy up Tonto time for coffee and roast some weenies! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5297 Hear tell Starbucks opened yonder down the ravine, run Cactus Coffee folks plumb out. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5298 I wonder they they left any bandannas lying around? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5299 Do you think it's the Starbuck's Bandit or not? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5300 They say he's as good with a milk frother as he is with a six-shooter 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5301 They're fast! We could catch 'em if we could figure out where they git their plug. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5302 C'mon Sheriff, everybody knows the Barista Gang are wanted bootleggers. But admit it, you gotta give them some credit. They were just trying to follow the "Shelter-At-Home" order.....at least until they saw us coming. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5303 It's a Pony Espresso Comfort Stop! I'm not an Archaeologists... just common sense 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5304 Care for a latte? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5305 This must be the work of the notorious Dine ‘n Dash Gang. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5306 Them there Indians just won't listen to Smokey the Bear. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5307 Time to head back to the drawing board. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5308 Didn't know we were in the Outback this long! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5309 Oh you like meth? Well let me ask you a question then: when you watch porn, would you rather see a girl taking a small dick or a big dick? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5310 You see, I told you it was not going to be a brief walk.... 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5311 I think Ma was here. She must have chased Pa because he forgot to get the bacon. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5312 Do you think they have cream? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5313 This is the second strong independent coffee machine I meet today. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5314 Oh no! Too late! It looks like the bandits got to the Pony Expresso first! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5315 They left in a hurry. Did you forget your deodorant again? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5316 Looks to me like the Pony Espresso wuz in one heckofa high octane froth to get the mail delivered to Dodge. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5317 Well I'm sorry but cougar meat just doesn't work over an open flame. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5318 We got here just in time. They were about to make cappuccino after breakfast. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5319 Careful. The frother’s still wet...the Cortado Kid’s still close and ohhh-boy, his judgmental eyes can really ruin your morning. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5320 Looks like they left in a rush. Too quick to put out the campfire, but yet with time to unplug the espresso machine. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5321 Pony espresso station. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5322 It looks like another NewYorker group was partying here again! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5323 That reminds me, Governor Cuomo cancelled Burning Man this year. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5324 Dang, that's an odd thing to drop from the sky--I don't think Dorothy is a barista and this sure ain't the land of Oz. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5325 City slickers...must have seen my cat, Clementine! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5326 'You insisted on a home 'where the Buffalo roam.'" 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5327 He had to close shop. The competition was too much. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5328 Something's telling me this western neighn't real... 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5329 Looks like we are about to catch up with ‘The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry.’ 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5330 We miss the whole party, should of taken the buffalo 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5331 It was them all right. The barest and the hobo. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5332 Well Doc, it looks like desperados are at the end of their extension cord. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5333 Suddenly everyone needs a sourdough starter. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5334 There's no stopping it, Earl. We tried cutting off milk supply and now the damn hipsters just move into downing cortado's all through these parts. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5335 Looks like a ordinary morning, whenever the coffee machine needs to be decalcified. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5336 I guess those city slickers couldn’t figure out our instructions. 1.0943 0.03578 53 50 2 1
5337 And this is the Julia Child Memorial Eternal Flame. 1.0943 0.02355 53 49 4 0
5338 They must of just left. The fire's still going and the milk is frothed. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5339 Looks like a surprise attack! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5340 And here we come upon another campsite gentrification gone awry 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5341 Where's the BEEF? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5342 That Goldilocks is still one step ahead of us 1.0943 0.02355 53 49 4 0
5343 I guess the cook did not like the Broadway show tunes 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5344 It was the very first pony espresso. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5345 -I knew this trap wouldn't help us catch the Espresso brothers. -Well, it was worth a shot 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5346 si, Sergio, but what's the password? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5347 Looks like an espresso exit by them thar urban cowboys, pardner! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5348 Sure is hot, but the horses need to get warmed up before we start walking again. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5349 I thought we were going to Westworld to escape the horrors of Starbucks? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5350 Darn, we just missed 'em. Looks like they left in a hurry ... and the fire's still warm. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5351 Since when does anyone make fires in the Desert? ...Also, where are the people that used to live here? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5352 Can’t even find a trace of N95 here. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5353 Man vs. Wild 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5354 Is this how they roasted coffee beans? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5355 Darn they took the generator with them. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5356 Wow - they fled so quickly they forgot to bring the oat milk. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5357 Looks like someone left an espresso machine and campfire here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5358 So much for Pony Espresso. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5359 It's called "glamping". 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5360 Looks like they left in a hurry Shep. I hear even their salsa was from New York City. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5361 From the looks of it, we're in one of them thar spaghetti westerns. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5362 Coffee is cold. Not plugged in. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5363 I reckon the barista is socially distancing. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5364 Look at that crema. They were just here. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5365 Dang! Draught rustlers. No brand safe with them varmints around 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5366 Looks like Buck was camping under the stars. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5367 It’s the Latte Gang alright, I recognize their evil brand. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5368 Let’s head them off at the hill of beans 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5369 The smell of coffee and the sound of Indians.Only things that get my pulse a racin'. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5370 Our special American West roast - less body, more personality. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5371 Dang nabbit...looks like Bart forgot the power converter again... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5372 There used to be a Luckin Coffee here. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5373 The Starbucks gang must of just skit. But we’ll get ‘em, Hank. We’ll get ‘em. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5374 Hank do you ever get the feeling that our horses are really Chris Martin from Coldplay And Drake Bell from beloved Nickelodeon sitcom “Drake and Josh” in disguise? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5375 Ah, the wild west -- that place of broken toasters and used plastic utensils." 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5376 Campfire breakfasts are messy.y 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5377 I'll get a sense of Yuma once we catch 'em." 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5378 Looks like the campfire steamed milk was the last straw for Cookie. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5379 Call the posse. That varmint won’t get far without his 3pm cappuccino. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5380 to late. ... generator is gone 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5381 Looks to me like he set aside his regular kitchen and set himself a real rustic Pesach one. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5382 You reckon the WiFi still works? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5383 Oh, dang. I forgot the generator! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5384 What a shithole.” 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
5385 Looks like them folk from Williamsburg left in a hurry. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
5386 I guess that delivery of Peruvian organic didn 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
5387 Looks like dinner’s going to be late tonight. 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
5388 Looks like somebody raided the food wagon before it could hit the trail. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
5389 I get that soy milk’s passé—but can you lay off the horses’ oats? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5390 Old Paint may have refused that machine, but the Espresso Kid will still have the generator, instant pot and microwave. Who knew he’d have so much diesel? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5391 Lookslike a quick get away -technology got the better of them. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5392 Some folks just can't live without their Latte Expresso. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5393 Do you think that robot can make love? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5394 Here lies the 2020 Howard Schultz Presidential Exploratory Committee. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5395 Enjuns .. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0