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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-04-13T03:18:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-04-27T03:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-04-21T03:18:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 27, 2020 |
Number of captions | 5396 |
Number of responses | 1246918 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Tall salted caramel macchiato with low-fat organic almond milk, no sugar… It’s him alright. | 2.1973 | 0.00533 | 19229 | 3767 | 7931 | 7531 |
1 | Smells like decaf. They can’t have gone far. | 2.1478 | 0.00574 | 16740 | 3594 | 7102 | 6044 |
2 | I knew I heard espresso shots. | 2.1259 | 0.00599 | 16481 | 3992 | 6438 | 6051 |
3 | Americanos. | 2.1036 | 0.00971 | 6574 | 1732 | 2429 | 2413 |
4 | Unfiltered water and styrofoam cups. These are some bad hombres. | 2.0251 | 0.00599 | 16183 | 4587 | 6643 | 4953 |
5 | Well, that explains the avocado toast we found a mile back. | 2.0248 | 0.00609 | 15844 | 4489 | 6491 | 4864 |
6 | We're here Zeke. We finally made it to California. | 2.0193 | 0.00665 | 14256 | 4381 | 5233 | 4642 |
7 | Make that armed and pretentious. | 2.0177 | 0.00662 | 14489 | 4489 | 5261 | 4739 |
8 | They took the travel mugs. They could be anywhere by now. | 2.0116 | 0.00670 | 13001 | 3722 | 5411 | 3868 |
9 | I'll yell "EX-presso!" You shoot them when they pop out to correct me. | 2.0044 | 0.00753 | 11090 | 3486 | 4085 | 3519 |
10 | Grounds still warm... | 1.9999 | 0.00718 | 11583 | 3469 | 4653 | 3461 |
11 | The milk was steamed. We're dealing with professionals. | 1.9860 | 0.00658 | 13116 | 3831 | 5644 | 3641 |
12 | Something tells me we won't catch these fellers sleeping. | 1.9837 | 0.00697 | 11122 | 3112 | 5089 | 2921 |
13 | It’s the Barista gang, alright. | 1.9779 | 0.00736 | 11260 | 3571 | 4376 | 3313 |
14 | Two things are for sure - they know we’re coming and they’re jittery. | 1.9492 | 0.00660 | 12880 | 3967 | 5605 | 3308 |
15 | Looks like trouble brewing. | 1.9437 | 0.00731 | 11325 | 3770 | 4431 | 3124 |
16 | Remember when roughin’ it meant a French press? | 1.9231 | 0.00695 | 11910 | 3942 | 4956 | 3012 |
17 | Well, now we know why they took the cow. | 1.9213 | 0.00755 | 10559 | 3631 | 4134 | 2794 |
18 | We must be in an Italian Western. | 1.8615 | 0.00743 | 11182 | 4344 | 4051 | 2787 |
19 | Looks like they got him right after he spilled the beans. | 1.8273 | 0.00827 | 8651 | 3441 | 3269 | 1941 |
20 | Yup, this is where the shots came from. | 1.8214 | 0.00746 | 10109 | 3935 | 4059 | 2115 |
21 | I don't know what it is either, but I have a sudden urge to sit here for several hours and pretend I'm working on a novel. | 1.8162 | 0.00826 | 8828 | 3626 | 3204 | 1998 |
22 | City slickers! Pressure settings are all wrong for this altitude. | 1.8161 | 0.00794 | 9006 | 3552 | 3568 | 1886 |
23 | See that? I reckon we’ll be in Seattle by nightfall. | 1.8116 | 0.00788 | 8934 | 3483 | 3655 | 1796 |
24 | I told you I heard espresso shots. | 1.8097 | 0.01233 | 3715 | 1470 | 1482 | 763 |
25 | This is the mark of El Cappucino | 1.8014 | 0.00894 | 7529 | 3173 | 2686 | 1670 |
26 | When you said they were headed for the Grande, I assumed meant meant Rio. | 1.7885 | 0.00884 | 7367 | 3085 | 2766 | 1516 |
27 | Sorry I dragged you all the way out here. It got 5 stars on Yelp... | 1.7864 | 0.00866 | 7962 | 3412 | 2840 | 1710 |
28 | Must have been some kind of a brewhaha. | 1.7667 | 0.00906 | 7051 | 3083 | 2549 | 1419 |
29 | Non-organic, non fair trade: I don’t like the looks of this | 1.7581 | 0.00999 | 5572 | 2404 | 2126 | 1042 |
30 | We’ll head ‘em off at the yoga studio. | 1.7518 | 0.00967 | 6354 | 2876 | 2182 | 1296 |
31 | Crazy how there's one of these every few miles. | 1.7507 | 0.00883 | 7272 | 3209 | 2676 | 1387 |
32 | Just what I figured—Americanos. And they can’t be far. | 1.7353 | 0.00829 | 7712 | 3345 | 3069 | 1298 |
33 | What they'll gain in stamina, they'll lose on bathroom breaks. | 1.7268 | 0.01097 | 4458 | 1984 | 1719 | 755 |
34 | We'll catch 'em. They'll be tired and cranky by noon. | 1.7251 | 0.01117 | 4053 | 1752 | 1676 | 625 |
35 | Now we know why them Pony Espresso boys never sleep. | 1.7224 | 0.01181 | 3818 | 1710 | 1469 | 639 |
36 | They couldn’t have gotten far. Search the grounds. | 1.7130 | 0.01735 | 1840 | 849 | 670 | 321 |
37 | I told you ordering on the app would tip 'em off. | 1.7025 | 0.01037 | 5186 | 2456 | 1822 | 908 |
38 | Is that a fucking espresso machine? Christ, I'll bet whoever camped here reads the New Yorker too | 1.7022 | 0.01448 | 2962 | 1492 | 860 | 610 |
39 | They'll be holing up for brunch soon. | 1.7019 | 0.01051 | 4898 | 2276 | 1807 | 815 |
40 | That’s the last of the Pony Espresso. | 1.6986 | 0.00880 | 7355 | 3556 | 2474 | 1325 |
41 | I know, Jeb: the campfire don't make no sense to me, neither. | 1.6932 | 0.01145 | 4214 | 2010 | 1488 | 716 |
42 | If the horses drank it we'll never catch them. | 1.6831 | 0.01107 | 4522 | 2199 | 1558 | 765 |
43 | Dang-it, they're gone. Wait...there's a name on that cup. | 1.6825 | 0.01821 | 1685 | 823 | 574 | 288 |
44 | They left in a hurry — the grounds are still warm. | 1.6772 | 0.01090 | 4145 | 1909 | 1667 | 569 |
45 | They couldn't have gotten too far. That's decaf. | 1.6726 | 0.01956 | 1298 | 604 | 515 | 179 |
46 | It just feels like the West is becoming less and less wild. | 1.6590 | 0.01382 | 2666 | 1288 | 999 | 379 |
47 | It looks like we're too latte. | 1.6504 | 0.01900 | 1559 | 806 | 492 | 261 |
48 | Just as I suspected: Americanos. | 1.6422 | 0.01068 | 4483 | 2238 | 1613 | 632 |
49 | I heard shots. Double shots. | 1.6375 | 0.01274 | 3186 | 1615 | 1113 | 458 |
50 | It's the Barista Gang, and they're close by. | 1.6359 | 0.02532 | 824 | 422 | 280 | 122 |
51 | Frother's still drippin'...they're close. | 1.6346 | 0.01145 | 3593 | 1759 | 1400 | 434 |
52 | This has all the signs of another Trump business failure. | 1.6314 | 0.01595 | 2404 | 1349 | 595 | 460 |
53 | We'll catch up to them soon; this is where they ran out of steam. | 1.6241 | 0.01542 | 2160 | 1121 | 736 | 303 |
54 | Yeah, it was the Barista Gang all right." | 1.6179 | 0.01283 | 3101 | 1615 | 1059 | 427 |
55 | Foam On The Range they call it. | 1.6166 | 0.01334 | 2979 | 1581 | 960 | 438 |
56 | They won't get far. All they had was decaf. | 1.6078 | 0.01179 | 3491 | 1812 | 1244 | 435 |
57 | Google maps said it was open. | 1.6052 | 0.01383 | 2710 | 1450 | 881 | 379 |
58 | Keep your bandana up and remember this is takeout only. | 1.6002 | 0.01557 | 2091 | 1115 | 697 | 279 |
59 | Follow the Prius tracks. | 1.5956 | 0.02359 | 994 | 557 | 282 | 155 |
60 | Yep, it's the Barista Brothers, all right. They won't get far on a solo shot. | 1.5947 | 0.01350 | 2768 | 1486 | 918 | 364 |
61 | Where in the dang hell did they get the wood from? | 1.5921 | 0.01474 | 2520 | 1416 | 719 | 385 |
62 | Judging by the froth on that milk they can't have more than a five minute head start on us. | 1.5918 | 0.01383 | 2543 | 1351 | 880 | 312 |
63 | Looks like hasta la vista barista. | 1.5857 | 0.01532 | 2235 | 1249 | 670 | 316 |
64 | The Seattle Boys. Brewing up trouble again. | 1.5827 | 0.01526 | 2121 | 1158 | 693 | 270 |
65 | You were right, Lyle. It's the Barista Gang. And they couldn'ta got far. | 1.5816 | 0.01499 | 2168 | 1171 | 733 | 264 |
66 | Well, Buck, I guess it's hasta la vista barista. | 1.5812 | 0.01942 | 1342 | 738 | 428 | 176 |
67 | They ain’t got far, it was decaf. | 1.5807 | 0.01464 | 2120 | 1114 | 782 | 224 |
68 | Looks like The Barista Brothers pulled their last shot. | 1.5800 | 0.02709 | 681 | 373 | 221 | 87 |
69 | That’s the Delonghi 3300. These guys aren’t fooling around. | 1.5789 | 0.01621 | 1869 | 1020 | 617 | 232 |
70 | They left the decaf. Sons of guns are mocking us. | 1.5786 | 0.01590 | 1972 | 1085 | 635 | 252 |
71 | He was here alright. His name’s on that there to-go cup. | 1.5777 | 0.01571 | 1963 | 1065 | 662 | 236 |
72 | Careful, we’re entering sacred brewing grounds. | 1.5758 | 0.01666 | 1879 | 1059 | 559 | 261 |
73 | They won't get far, they were brewing decaf. | 1.5710 | 0.01620 | 1818 | 1006 | 592 | 220 |
74 | These aren't your average bandits Karl; that's a pumpkin spice latte. | 1.5694 | 0.01639 | 1793 | 984 | 597 | 212 |
75 | This is where the shots came from, I reckon. | 1.5683 | 0.01678 | 1668 | 909 | 571 | 188 |
76 | "Baristas? We don't need no stinking baristas!" | 1.5672 | 0.01770 | 1673 | 959 | 480 | 234 |
77 | Damn. They took the scones with them. | 1.5662 | 0.01739 | 1602 | 886 | 525 | 191 |
78 | Well, that's the last of the mochaccinos. | 1.5596 | 0.01843 | 1460 | 825 | 453 | 182 |
79 | Veni, vidi, venti. | 1.5596 | 0.02106 | 1192 | 693 | 331 | 168 |
80 | I think we're hot on the trail of Butch Cassidy and the Starbucks Kid. | 1.5592 | 0.01801 | 1536 | 870 | 473 | 193 |
81 | Ya know, Bill, sometimes I feel at home on the range, and sometimes I don’t know what in the hell I'm lookin’ at. | 1.5581 | 0.01911 | 1412 | 816 | 405 | 191 |
82 | No mistaken’...it’s the Pony Espresso.... | 1.5563 | 0.01713 | 1465 | 854 | 435 | 176 |
83 | I reckon they just got word the general store back in town now has toilet paper. | 1.5562 | 0.02065 | 1246 | 730 | 339 | 177 |
84 | Americanos , by the looks of it. | 1.5541 | 0.01895 | 1330 | 746 | 431 | 153 |
85 | They used to run off screaming when I wore a mask. Now they run off when I don't wear one. | 1.5541 | 0.01983 | 1332 | 778 | 370 | 184 |
86 | Urban Cowboys | 1.5523 | 0.02470 | 860 | 504 | 237 | 119 |
87 | We’ll never catch them now, Sheriff, they’re at least 100 years ahead of us. | 1.5523 | 0.01991 | 1300 | 756 | 370 | 174 |
88 | I reckon they high-tailed it out'a here once the WiFi went down | 1.5502 | 0.01938 | 1274 | 725 | 399 | 150 |
89 | I couldn't get mine to work either. | 1.5498 | 0.01961 | 1286 | 740 | 386 | 160 |
90 | I've a hunch this is where the two shots came from. | 1.5463 | 0.01956 | 1188 | 664 | 400 | 124 |
91 | This isn’t what it looked like on Airbnb | 1.5432 | 0.02115 | 1145 | 674 | 320 | 151 |
92 | Well shoot...now how am I supposed to eat my scone? | 1.5419 | 0.02001 | 1216 | 710 | 359 | 147 |
93 | The milk is still frothy - they couldn’t have gotten far. | 1.5416 | 0.01911 | 1215 | 698 | 385 | 132 |
94 | Don’t worry, there’s another one on the next block. | 1.5406 | 0.02539 | 764 | 444 | 227 | 93 |
95 | Sure looks like the Macchiato Kid alright. | 1.5398 | 0.01990 | 1180 | 672 | 379 | 129 |
96 | I gather they took it to go. | 1.5396 | 0.02910 | 593 | 348 | 170 | 75 |
97 | Looks like the corporate retreat didn't go so well. | 1.5362 | 0.02176 | 1022 | 594 | 308 | 120 |
98 | That's espresso... They could be anywhere by now. | 1.5348 | 0.02989 | 546 | 319 | 162 | 65 |
99 | I told you that 3-mile long extension cord was suspicious !!! | 1.5294 | 0.02158 | 1020 | 595 | 310 | 115 |
100 | I tried to tell them, the three keys to success are, location, location, location. | 1.5279 | 0.02311 | 949 | 570 | 257 | 122 |
101 | looks like the Barista gang was here | 1.5267 | 0.02223 | 991 | 588 | 284 | 119 |
102 | By the look of it, our man is either tall or grande. | 1.5267 | 0.02307 | 919 | 545 | 264 | 110 |
103 | Must have heard a discouraging word. | 1.5245 | 0.02307 | 919 | 547 | 262 | 110 |
104 | Oh crap, they're New Yorkers. | 1.5244 | 0.02287 | 944 | 564 | 265 | 115 |
105 | Who closed last night? | 1.5229 | 0.02374 | 874 | 523 | 245 | 106 |
106 | Damn. They'll be moving a lot faster without that espresso machine. | 1.5217 | 0.02085 | 922 | 548 | 282 | 92 |
107 | They couldn't have gone too far, the milk is still frothy. | 1.5208 | 0.02237 | 912 | 531 | 287 | 94 |
108 | The Good, the Bad, and the Venti | 1.5208 | 0.04379 | 265 | 161 | 70 | 34 |
109 | We'll, he can't get far on decaf. | 1.5198 | 0.02246 | 910 | 532 | 283 | 95 |
110 | "They can't be far now. We can head em off at the next Whole Foods. | 1.5183 | 0.02358 | 874 | 524 | 247 | 103 |
111 | I'm glad John Wayne didn't live to see this! | 1.5183 | 0.02454 | 847 | 518 | 219 | 110 |
112 | No, they're not Comanche. They're Italian. | 1.5179 | 0.03211 | 502 | 309 | 126 | 67 |
113 | It’s a damn shame, but I tried to tell em. Not enough foot traffic. | 1.5177 | 0.02353 | 848 | 507 | 245 | 96 |
114 | Someone must have spilled the beans. | 1.5176 | 0.02382 | 854 | 512 | 242 | 100 |
115 | Ah, the telltale sign of the Barista Boys. | 1.5154 | 0.02256 | 842 | 483 | 284 | 75 |
116 | Don't worry, there's another one right across the ravine. | 1.5150 | 0.02308 | 831 | 483 | 268 | 80 |
117 | Let's see, we have two cacti, a campfire and a latte machine. Which of these things is not like the others? | 1.5119 | 0.02504 | 799 | 490 | 209 | 100 |
118 | Looks like we got here too latte. | 1.5111 | 0.02397 | 810 | 483 | 240 | 87 |
119 | Looks like a Pony Espresso stop | 1.5098 | 0.02375 | 769 | 465 | 223 | 81 |
120 | Looks like we're mighty close to catchin' the Cappuccino Kid. | 1.5094 | 0.02395 | 799 | 475 | 241 | 83 |
121 | Cappuccino's still warm, they can't be far | 1.5084 | 0.02007 | 775 | 470 | 242 | 63 |
122 | Wild Baristas. Something spooked em pretty bad by the look of things. | 1.5078 | 0.02451 | 768 | 459 | 228 | 81 |
123 | We’re a little too latte. | 1.5074 | 0.02136 | 741 | 475 | 187 | 79 |
124 | Somethin' tells me these was city folk. | 1.5065 | 0.02419 | 770 | 457 | 236 | 77 |
125 | We're looking for a silver Mercedes Camper van with California plates . | 1.5060 | 0.02542 | 745 | 454 | 205 | 86 |
126 | This'll be easy, Rusty! They'll have to stop to pee every 10 minutes! | 1.5055 | 0.02542 | 722 | 435 | 209 | 78 |
127 | Yep, Juan Valdez. And looks like we just missed him. | 1.5048 | 0.02497 | 725 | 444 | 203 | 78 |
128 | I knew it. There's trouble brewing. | 1.5042 | 0.02560 | 718 | 435 | 204 | 79 |
129 | Well, that explains the faster horses. | 1.5029 | 0.02575 | 698 | 424 | 199 | 75 |
130 | Decaf. They can’t be far away. | 1.5021 | 0.02507 | 727 | 437 | 215 | 75 |
131 | Now all we gotta do is follow the biscotti crumbs. | 1.5021 | 0.02492 | 727 | 435 | 219 | 73 |
132 | Dang, looks like they're closed. | 1.5011 | 0.03211 | 473 | 292 | 125 | 56 |
133 | From the looks of it, I’d say it’s that gang from Seattle. | 1.5000 | 0.02516 | 686 | 406 | 217 | 63 |
134 | Reckon there's trouble brewing! | 1.4993 | 0.02463 | 707 | 417 | 227 | 63 |
135 | How about that,there's a range on our home. | 1.4993 | 0.02635 | 699 | 432 | 185 | 82 |
136 | Must have been the Pony Espresso. | 1.4993 | 0.02577 | 697 | 423 | 200 | 74 |
137 | Looks like we got here just a little too latte. | 1.4993 | 0.02642 | 691 | 426 | 185 | 80 |
138 | My guess is they done crossed the Rio Grande and are headed for the Rio Venti. | 1.4978 | 0.02700 | 671 | 417 | 174 | 80 |
139 | Cowboy coffee ain't what it used to be. | 1.4971 | 0.02587 | 686 | 419 | 194 | 73 |
140 | Leave it. Let it be a warning to others. | 1.4971 | 0.02583 | 680 | 411 | 200 | 69 |
141 | They're close. We'll catch 'em when they crash around 3. | 1.4971 | 0.02540 | 680 | 406 | 210 | 64 |
142 | Dang, they're closed too. | 1.4970 | 0.02661 | 676 | 417 | 182 | 77 |
143 | Looks like we're getting closer to Seattle | 1.4970 | 0.02645 | 670 | 410 | 187 | 73 |
144 | I knew I smelled trouble brewin' | 1.4970 | 0.02619 | 664 | 410 | 184 | 70 |
145 | Looks like they pressed on. | 1.4969 | 0.02639 | 648 | 391 | 192 | 65 |
146 | Darn. Looks like this one's closed, too. | 1.4962 | 0.02686 | 659 | 406 | 179 | 74 |
147 | Wonder where he got the wood for the fire? | 1.4955 | 0.02707 | 674 | 422 | 170 | 82 |
148 | Too latte! | 1.4954 | 0.02639 | 654 | 397 | 190 | 67 |
149 | Sheriff said the gang only rustled organic grass fed beef, so I reckon this is their camp. | 1.4954 | 0.02534 | 646 | 379 | 214 | 53 |
150 | At least they left the wifi password. | 1.4946 | 0.02608 | 643 | 385 | 198 | 60 |
151 | We're gonna catch up soon-- they had decaf | 1.4939 | 0.02600 | 652 | 392 | 198 | 62 |
152 | Well, Sheriff, I’d say this here situation’s been percolatin’ for awhile. | 1.4937 | 0.02631 | 632 | 379 | 194 | 59 |
153 | Just how old was that Yelp review? | 1.4930 | 0.02684 | 645 | 396 | 180 | 69 |
154 | I knew it... Native Americanos | 1.4927 | 0.02954 | 550 | 342 | 145 | 63 |
155 | Let's head 'em off at the gelato place | 1.4923 | 0.03171 | 455 | 278 | 130 | 47 |
156 | It's the Baristas alright. They don't take kindly to anyone else using their sacred grounds. | 1.4922 | 0.02632 | 638 | 405 | 160 | 73 |
157 | That explains the mug shot on the Wanted Poster | 1.4910 | 0.02796 | 613 | 382 | 161 | 70 |
158 | I’m getting a whiff of disdain, smugness, and superiority. The baristas were here alright. | 1.4906 | 0.02669 | 638 | 390 | 183 | 65 |
159 | This is getting ridiculous. It's like there's one at every cactus. | 1.4900 | 0.02744 | 602 | 368 | 173 | 61 |
160 | If that was a double cappuccino, we'll never catch'im. | 1.4897 | 0.02501 | 633 | 369 | 218 | 46 |
161 | What part of "leave only footprints, take only memories" do they not understand? | 1.4889 | 0.02674 | 630 | 390 | 174 | 66 |
162 | Pardner, here’s the Wi-Fi Hot Spot I was tellin’ you about | 1.4857 | 0.02669 | 593 | 356 | 186 | 51 |
163 | Says right on it , "Not for range-top use." | 1.4854 | 0.02816 | 581 | 360 | 160 | 61 |
164 | Them's sacred grounds. | 1.4838 | 0.02861 | 525 | 318 | 160 | 47 |
165 | They can't be far. Follow the biscotti crumbs. | 1.4838 | 0.02780 | 585 | 361 | 165 | 59 |
166 | Looks like they had to break glamp in a hurry. | 1.4836 | 0.02836 | 581 | 363 | 155 | 63 |
167 | I'm afraid you're about to hear a discouragin' word" | 1.4829 | 0.02915 | 557 | 350 | 145 | 62 |
168 | Damn urban cowboys. | 1.4827 | 0.02815 | 578 | 359 | 159 | 60 |
169 | Well now we know why the cows have been so jumpy. | 1.4817 | 0.02858 | 575 | 361 | 151 | 63 |
170 | They left without a shot. | 1.4816 | 0.02813 | 544 | 331 | 164 | 49 |
171 | espressarados | 1.4808 | 0.02890 | 572 | 362 | 145 | 65 |
172 | I don't know what's dumber, lugging a cappuccino machine out here or forgetting there's no such thing as electricity. | 1.4796 | 0.02895 | 565 | 357 | 145 | 63 |
173 | Looks like we've finally caught up with the Barista Brothers | 1.4794 | 0.02724 | 559 | 337 | 176 | 46 |
174 | I know I heard 2 shots. | 1.4789 | 0.02797 | 545 | 340 | 154 | 51 |
175 | Looks like we're a little latte. | 1.4785 | 0.02910 | 558 | 353 | 143 | 62 |
176 | Let's go, this place gives me the jitters. | 1.4777 | 0.02786 | 538 | 326 | 167 | 45 |
177 | Millennials!!! They expect someone else to put out their fires!!! | 1.4771 | 0.02826 | 547 | 337 | 159 | 51 |
178 | Well, it looks like we'll be chasing them all night... | 1.4771 | 0.02736 | 545 | 328 | 174 | 43 |
179 | Someone musta coughed in the line. | 1.4768 | 0.03065 | 539 | 351 | 119 | 69 |
180 | Baristas! We can't be that far from Portland. | 1.4767 | 0.02827 | 537 | 329 | 160 | 48 |
181 | Making cowboy coffee is a dying art. | 1.4762 | 0.02793 | 546 | 334 | 164 | 48 |
182 | Mark my words,we'll catch up to em in the next cow town trying to buy almond milk. | 1.4754 | 0.02899 | 549 | 346 | 145 | 58 |
183 | Must have been espresso shots I heard. | 1.4751 | 0.03021 | 522 | 333 | 130 | 59 |
184 | I guess all it took was one shot. | 1.4749 | 0.02832 | 537 | 343 | 138 | 56 |
185 | I've got a bad feeling. A Coen brothers movie started like this. | 1.4740 | 0.03086 | 481 | 303 | 128 | 50 |
186 | Giddyuppies. | 1.4739 | 0.02915 | 536 | 337 | 144 | 55 |
187 | Well, Slim, looks like we’re after city folk. | 1.4734 | 0.02991 | 488 | 305 | 136 | 47 |
188 | Dark roast, half-caf, soy with extra foam -- it's Bart alright. | 1.4727 | 0.03022 | 495 | 311 | 134 | 50 |
189 | Looks like some shots were exchanged.... | 1.4727 | 0.02884 | 512 | 315 | 152 | 45 |
190 | You can lead a horse to a triple, venti, soy, no foam latte, but you can’t make him drink. | 1.4727 | 0.02871 | 512 | 314 | 154 | 44 |
191 | It's baristas, all right. See the little flower they drew on the top of the sand? | 1.4726 | 0.02881 | 529 | 329 | 150 | 50 |
192 | Yep, the Cappuccino Kid’s trail ain’t hard to follow. | 1.4721 | 0.02921 | 519 | 324 | 145 | 50 |
193 | This is a job for the Scone Ranger. | 1.4719 | 0.03022 | 498 | 314 | 133 | 51 |
194 | I reckon they ran out of oat milk. | 1.4708 | 0.02517 | 514 | 339 | 127 | 48 |
195 | . . . Must be from one of those Italian westerns. | 1.4707 | 0.02897 | 512 | 320 | 145 | 47 |
196 | Did the Sheriff say we were tracking banditos or baristas? | 1.4701 | 0.02983 | 485 | 301 | 140 | 44 |
197 | The coffee is great, but there’s no internet. | 1.4698 | 0.02846 | 513 | 327 | 136 | 50 |
198 | Forget the fire. I wanna see the extension cord. | 1.4694 | 0.02836 | 507 | 324 | 134 | 49 |
199 | Sheriff, add littering to the murder charge. | 1.4684 | 0.02942 | 491 | 304 | 144 | 43 |
200 | I told you: Just because it was a wedding gift doesn't mean we have to use it. | 1.4680 | 0.03079 | 500 | 322 | 122 | 56 |
201 | Looks like Amazon delivered our espresso machine while we were out. | 1.4678 | 0.03141 | 481 | 310 | 117 | 54 |
202 | Looks like they fled these grounds. | 1.4669 | 0.02977 | 499 | 314 | 137 | 48 |
203 | Well well well, we was looking for a desperado and found ourselves a macchiato. | 1.4668 | 0.02999 | 497 | 314 | 134 | 49 |
204 | They can't be far, this milk is still frothed. | 1.4664 | 0.02928 | 491 | 304 | 145 | 42 |
205 | I knew something bad was brewing | 1.4661 | 0.03040 | 472 | 296 | 132 | 44 |
206 | He’s only five minutes ahead of us, but wait—that’s a double espresso! | 1.4660 | 0.02909 | 485 | 298 | 148 | 39 |
207 | Looks like they were making a decaf. I doubt they've gotten very far." | 1.4658 | 0.02813 | 483 | 290 | 161 | 32 |
208 | I guess we’ll have to drink whiskey. | 1.4656 | 0.02929 | 494 | 307 | 144 | 43 |
209 | They won't get far before they have to stop and pee. | 1.4649 | 0.02971 | 484 | 302 | 139 | 43 |
210 | What do I always tell you, pardner. "Location, location, location. | 1.4649 | 0.03000 | 484 | 304 | 135 | 45 |
211 | Remember when it came from an old pot, and it tasted like mud? | 1.4644 | 0.03012 | 478 | 300 | 134 | 44 |
212 | Damn New Yorkers | 1.4641 | 0.03001 | 487 | 307 | 134 | 46 |
213 | Starbucks is killing all these independent coffee places | 1.4638 | 0.03123 | 483 | 315 | 113 | 55 |
214 | Wonder what the wifi password is. | 1.4620 | 0.03103 | 474 | 304 | 121 | 49 |
215 | Looks like there was a lot of trouble brewing | 1.4619 | 0.03085 | 459 | 290 | 126 | 43 |
216 | Looks like the trouble started with coffee and just boiled over. | 1.4617 | 0.03063 | 470 | 298 | 127 | 45 |
217 | Look like hasta barista, partner. | 1.4615 | 0.02997 | 468 | 292 | 136 | 40 |
218 | Try the Pony Espresso. | 1.4615 | 0.03117 | 468 | 300 | 120 | 48 |
219 | You know the one. She had the tattoos and the piercings and the cool haircut. She always drew a heart on my cup. | 1.4614 | 0.03145 | 453 | 289 | 119 | 45 |
220 | Hey y'all. Come back! The bandanas were for the virus. | 1.4611 | 0.03154 | 475 | 309 | 113 | 53 |
221 | Soy Americano | 1.4597 | 0.03130 | 459 | 294 | 119 | 46 |
222 | They left everything but the tip jar. | 1.4595 | 0.03094 | 444 | 279 | 126 | 39 |
223 | I told you there was trouble brewing. | 1.4585 | 0.02995 | 458 | 285 | 136 | 37 |
224 | It’s been a long ride, partner, but I reckon Burning Man’s just over yonder. | 1.4582 | 0.03131 | 443 | 281 | 121 | 41 |
225 | Looks like the are 3 macchiatos ahead of us. | 1.4582 | 0.03082 | 443 | 278 | 127 | 38 |
226 | ...Well I said I heard shots didn’t I? | 1.4580 | 0.03125 | 441 | 279 | 122 | 40 |
227 | I’ll water the horses while you fix us a venti non-fat triple shot no foam latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon. | 1.4580 | 0.03038 | 452 | 283 | 131 | 38 |
228 | I think we got here a little bit latte. | 1.4574 | 0.03100 | 446 | 282 | 124 | 40 |
229 | Sure explains that eerie chorus of “Foam, foam on the range...” echoing down the canyon last night. | 1.4568 | 0.03201 | 451 | 293 | 110 | 48 |
230 | ''Darn it, the Pony Espresso's been robbed again.'' | 1.4562 | 0.03210 | 434 | 279 | 112 | 43 |
231 | I reckon the millennial gang is lookin' for trouble and some freshly baked scones. | 1.4560 | 0.02546 | 443 | 292 | 117 | 34 |
232 | How many times do we have to tell this people that if you bring it in, you pack it out? | 1.4558 | 0.03198 | 430 | 275 | 114 | 41 |
233 | And... Here we are! Welcome to the Wired Wired West. | 1.4558 | 0.03164 | 430 | 273 | 118 | 39 |
234 | It's just a mirage, Bill. | 1.4552 | 0.03171 | 435 | 278 | 116 | 41 |
235 | Oh god, weekenders. | 1.4548 | 0.03243 | 431 | 279 | 108 | 44 |
236 | It's him, alright. The Biscotti Kid. | 1.4545 | 0.03162 | 440 | 282 | 116 | 42 |
237 | We’ll catch ‘em by sundown now that they’ve run out of steam. | 1.4543 | 0.03116 | 449 | 289 | 117 | 43 |
238 | He can't be far off; there's still foam in that there macchiato. | 1.4539 | 0.03004 | 434 | 271 | 131 | 32 |
239 | Something sure gave them the jitters. | 1.4539 | 0.03176 | 434 | 278 | 115 | 41 |
240 | No discouraging words, ok? | 1.4537 | 0.03187 | 432 | 277 | 114 | 41 |
241 | Don’t you just hate these millennial cowboys. | 1.4526 | 0.03240 | 422 | 272 | 109 | 41 |
242 | The Segway tracks are still fresh. We'll find them by the first avocado tree. | 1.4524 | 0.03234 | 420 | 270 | 110 | 40 |
243 | It’s hard sneaking up on a man that don’t never sleep. | 1.4524 | 0.03286 | 420 | 273 | 104 | 43 |
244 | These Pony Espresso stops are always such a damn mess. | 1.4508 | 0.03160 | 417 | 264 | 118 | 35 |
245 | You fool, this is the Rio Venti...not the Rio Grande! | 1.4508 | 0.03142 | 417 | 263 | 120 | 34 |
246 | Baristas roam freely on these plains | 1.4506 | 0.03134 | 415 | 261 | 121 | 33 |
247 | The Cappuccino Kid is on the run again. | 1.4505 | 0.03280 | 424 | 277 | 103 | 44 |
248 | I reckon this explains how they keep robbing those trains on foot. | 1.4498 | 0.03279 | 418 | 272 | 104 | 42 |
249 | Forget about their trail, it’s clear they’re headed to Seattle. | 1.4498 | 0.02908 | 418 | 262 | 128 | 28 |
250 | Shoot. Forgot my punch card. | 1.4496 | 0.03307 | 407 | 264 | 103 | 40 |
251 | Oh Great! Now what are we going to do for brunch? | 1.4477 | 0.02980 | 411 | 256 | 129 | 26 |
252 | I definitely heard espresso shots! | 1.4474 | 0.03088 | 409 | 255 | 125 | 29 |
253 | We were just going to tell them they were an essential business. | 1.4474 | 0.03295 | 409 | 266 | 103 | 40 |
254 | Without his coffee he's as good as dead anyway. | 1.4474 | 0.03146 | 409 | 258 | 119 | 32 |
255 | We're too latte. The Cappuccino Kid must've caught the espresso train outta town. So I guess it's back to the grind for us. | 1.4472 | 0.03507 | 360 | 234 | 91 | 35 |
256 | My gut tells me they're headed for Seattle. | 1.4472 | 0.03194 | 407 | 259 | 114 | 34 |
257 | Looks like shots were fired.. | 1.4472 | 0.03361 | 407 | 268 | 96 | 43 |
258 | That's weird...someone left a fire burning... | 1.4464 | 0.03339 | 392 | 254 | 101 | 37 |
259 | Listen for shots in the distance. | 1.4464 | 0.02854 | 392 | 271 | 83 | 38 |
260 | Well, now we know they have nose rings and visible tattoos | 1.4464 | 0.03415 | 401 | 266 | 91 | 44 |
261 | They'll be back once they realize they forgot their avocado toast. | 1.4450 | 0.03479 | 391 | 261 | 86 | 44 |
262 | He won’t get far toting a generator | 1.4450 | 0.03403 | 391 | 257 | 94 | 40 |
263 | I hear a lot of Californians are migrating to Texas. | 1.4450 | 0.03265 | 391 | 250 | 108 | 33 |
264 | Well, this explains his itchy trigger finger... | 1.4450 | 0.03252 | 400 | 257 | 108 | 35 |
265 | See, I told you Frank. They weren’t smoke signals, just latte steam. | 1.4447 | 0.03396 | 389 | 255 | 95 | 39 |
266 | Ya think Mel Brooks had something to do with this? | 1.4447 | 0.03257 | 389 | 248 | 109 | 32 |
267 | I think we went too far west | 1.4439 | 0.03394 | 383 | 250 | 96 | 37 |
268 | That’s got to be one hell of an extension cord. | 1.4436 | 0.03334 | 399 | 261 | 99 | 39 |
269 | Them Barrista Brothers can't be far. | 1.4436 | 0.03199 | 399 | 254 | 113 | 32 |
270 | When they said he'd gone to meet his maker, I assumed it wasn't a coffee one. | 1.4433 | 0.03307 | 397 | 258 | 102 | 37 |
271 | They can’t be far, maybe 2 or 3 lattes ahead of us. | 1.4433 | 0.03158 | 388 | 243 | 118 | 27 |
272 | Dang drive-through's closed. | 1.4433 | 0.03302 | 388 | 250 | 104 | 34 |
273 | I kept telling Cookie, NO ONE wants a latte if you're gonna serve it with beans and franks. | 1.4421 | 0.03224 | 380 | 240 | 112 | 28 |
274 | I thought you said 2020 wasn't going to get any weirder. | 1.4419 | 0.03368 | 387 | 253 | 97 | 37 |
275 | No almond milk? Savages. | 1.4409 | 0.03344 | 381 | 247 | 100 | 34 |
276 | There's trouble brewing. | 1.4409 | 0.03239 | 381 | 242 | 110 | 29 |
277 | Well, the tracks don’t look fresh, but the scones sure do. | 1.4404 | 0.03354 | 386 | 252 | 98 | 36 |
278 | Let's just call it a day, that machine is worth more than the bounty. | 1.4404 | 0.03231 | 386 | 246 | 110 | 30 |
279 | This scene may warrant a discouraging word. | 1.4394 | 0.03492 | 371 | 246 | 87 | 38 |
280 | Joe? | 1.4390 | 0.03463 | 369 | 243 | 90 | 36 |
281 | You idiot! I said to ambush the Pony EXPRESS camp. | 1.4390 | 0.03311 | 369 | 236 | 104 | 29 |
282 | Let's head 'em off at The Gap. | 1.4388 | 0.03375 | 376 | 245 | 97 | 34 |
283 | You'll find that dude ranch work is a lot different from regular cowboyin' | 1.4385 | 0.03323 | 374 | 246 | 94 | 34 |
284 | They're gonna need a longer extension cord | 1.4384 | 0.03490 | 365 | 241 | 88 | 36 |
285 | Foam, foam on the range... | 1.4378 | 0.03392 | 370 | 241 | 96 | 33 |
286 | Those WERE shots I heard! | 1.4378 | 0.03392 | 370 | 241 | 96 | 33 |
287 | See that a lot when the wagon trains cross into Utah. | 1.4378 | 0.03601 | 370 | 251 | 76 | 43 |
288 | and I bet the Wi-Fi is out too | 1.4378 | 0.03413 | 370 | 242 | 94 | 34 |
289 | Maybe we’re too far West. | 1.4377 | 0.03451 | 377 | 250 | 89 | 38 |
290 | See? I told you I heard shots! | 1.4375 | 0.03361 | 368 | 238 | 99 | 31 |
291 | Looks the Baristas are on the move. | 1.4375 | 0.03238 | 368 | 235 | 106 | 27 |
292 | Oh, looks like trouble is brewing. | 1.4375 | 0.03226 | 368 | 232 | 111 | 25 |
293 | It’s our competition, the Pony Espresso. | 1.4375 | 0.03512 | 368 | 245 | 85 | 38 |
294 | I guess the rumors of baristas in these parts were true. | 1.4373 | 0.03317 | 375 | 242 | 102 | 31 |
295 | It ain't Indians we're chasin' after all. It's Italians. | 1.4368 | 0.03603 | 364 | 248 | 74 | 42 |
296 | Most likely the Barista tribe, I reckon. | 1.4367 | 0.02689 | 371 | 253 | 90 | 28 |
297 | They knew we were coming--someone spilled the beans. | 1.4367 | 0.03231 | 371 | 235 | 110 | 26 |
298 | We are getting close, they are desperately shedding essentials. | 1.4365 | 0.03285 | 362 | 230 | 106 | 26 |
299 | I git the latte, but them stools look a might prickly. | 1.4363 | 0.03354 | 369 | 239 | 99 | 31 |
300 | Location,Location,Location | 1.4363 | 0.03483 | 369 | 245 | 87 | 37 |
301 | Freshly Ground, they can't be far. | 1.4360 | 0.03518 | 367 | 245 | 84 | 38 |
302 | Looks like we missed the Pony Espresso. | 1.4358 | 0.03310 | 358 | 228 | 104 | 26 |
303 | They must have left in a hurry, they used pre-ground. | 1.4351 | 0.03455 | 370 | 245 | 89 | 36 |
304 | It smells like somethin's a-brewin'. | 1.4345 | 0.02955 | 359 | 235 | 100 | 24 |
305 | I hate installation art. | 1.4345 | 0.03453 | 359 | 238 | 87 | 34 |
306 | Looks like The Barista Boys left in a hurry. The foam is still fresh. | 1.4345 | 0.03373 | 359 | 232 | 98 | 29 |
307 | Apparently Chuck went off the wagon. | 1.4341 | 0.03374 | 364 | 241 | 90 | 33 |
308 | Wouldn't you know; my gift card expires tomorrow | 1.4334 | 0.03459 | 353 | 231 | 91 | 31 |
309 | It's them Macchiato boys. | 1.4330 | 0.03402 | 351 | 227 | 96 | 28 |
310 | Only a city slicker would build a fire that way. | 1.4318 | 0.03442 | 352 | 230 | 92 | 30 |
311 | Yep, it's the Barista Bandits, for sure. | 1.4314 | 0.03432 | 350 | 228 | 93 | 29 |
312 | From the look of it, I’d say Pony Espresso. | 1.4314 | 0.03587 | 357 | 241 | 78 | 38 |
313 | Yep, and over there you see the sandal tracks. | 1.4314 | 0.03453 | 357 | 235 | 90 | 32 |
314 | Well there goes our free Wifi. | 1.4314 | 0.03476 | 357 | 236 | 88 | 33 |
315 | Just when we thought they were runnin' on Dunkin | 1.4310 | 0.03397 | 348 | 228 | 92 | 28 |
316 | No wonder they're so restless. | 1.4309 | 0.03282 | 362 | 232 | 104 | 26 |
317 | If they forgot to bring cardboard sleeves, their gun hands are toast. We've got this. | 1.4306 | 0.03504 | 353 | 234 | 86 | 33 |
318 | Milk's still frothy, they can't be far ahead of us. | 1.4306 | 0.03291 | 353 | 225 | 104 | 24 |
319 | They can’t be far. I’m getting a whiff of pumpkin spice latte. | 1.4302 | 0.03399 | 344 | 222 | 96 | 26 |
320 | Starbuckaroos | 1.4302 | 0.03522 | 344 | 227 | 86 | 31 |
321 | Dang it! New Yorkers again! | 1.4298 | 0.03387 | 342 | 220 | 97 | 25 |
322 | When you said "best goddamn beans in the west", this ain't what I was expectin'. | 1.4294 | 0.03353 | 347 | 223 | 99 | 25 |
323 | And that's why I always pack a percolator. | 1.4294 | 0.03570 | 347 | 232 | 81 | 34 |
324 | Dang, no wifi here neither. | 1.4290 | 0.03537 | 345 | 229 | 84 | 32 |
325 | Whoa Pardner - a latte happened here .... | 1.4290 | 0.03489 | 345 | 227 | 88 | 30 |
326 | Yep, the Seattle Kid and his gang came through here for sure, Marshal. | 1.4290 | 0.03514 | 345 | 228 | 86 | 31 |
327 | Well Clint, from the looks of things, I'd say they didn't read the Owner's Manual. | 1.4286 | 0.03576 | 343 | 229 | 81 | 33 |
328 | There goes the neighbourhood. | 1.4278 | 0.03502 | 353 | 235 | 85 | 33 |
329 | I warned him not to ride solo into French Press territory. | 1.4277 | 0.03355 | 339 | 217 | 99 | 23 |
330 | This is the last Wi-Fi for miles. | 1.4277 | 0.03483 | 339 | 222 | 89 | 28 |
331 | All this time I thought he got the nickname "STARBUCK" because he wears a sheriff's badge and his name is buck!" | 1.4273 | 0.02957 | 344 | 244 | 68 | 32 |
332 | Decaf. They won't get far. | 1.4273 | 0.03520 | 344 | 228 | 85 | 31 |
333 | Look, Jed, it's the campsite of the lone barista. I knew it was more than a legend. | 1.4273 | 0.03496 | 344 | 227 | 87 | 30 |
334 | The key to the bathroom can’t be far. | 1.4273 | 0.03397 | 344 | 223 | 95 | 26 |
335 | Dang it Festus! It looks like Venti Joe and the Barista Boys have given us the slip again! | 1.4273 | 0.03520 | 344 | 228 | 85 | 31 |
336 | Hey, that sounds like espresso shots over yonder! | 1.4269 | 0.03461 | 342 | 224 | 90 | 28 |
337 | Damn. The app said this one was open until 8. | 1.4269 | 0.03434 | 335 | 217 | 93 | 25 |
338 | In the old days all we needed were marshmallows. | 1.4264 | 0.03602 | 333 | 222 | 80 | 31 |
339 | Urban cowboys again | 1.4264 | 0.03552 | 333 | 220 | 84 | 29 |
340 | Dang, they left in a high hurry. The milk's still frothed. | 1.4256 | 0.03528 | 336 | 222 | 85 | 29 |
341 | When you've been tracking gangs of city-slickers as long as I have, Rusty, you know how to read the signs. | 1.4256 | 0.03503 | 336 | 221 | 87 | 28 |
342 | If it ain't French Roast, I'm not stopping. | 1.4242 | 0.03388 | 330 | 222 | 80 | 28 |
343 | We’re gonna catch that son of a barista if it’s the last thing we do. | 1.4242 | 0.03573 | 330 | 219 | 82 | 29 |
344 | They've re-caffeinated. It's going to be tough to catch them. | 1.4242 | 0.03468 | 330 | 215 | 90 | 25 |
345 | They could be headed in every direction. | 1.4242 | 0.03521 | 330 | 217 | 86 | 27 |
346 | Yeah, but it's a dry roast. | 1.4239 | 0.03458 | 335 | 219 | 90 | 26 |
347 | I reckon it was the Barista Bandits. | 1.4239 | 0.03353 | 335 | 215 | 98 | 22 |
348 | Next time he’ll let Black Bart use the bathroom without a purchase. | 1.4238 | 0.03716 | 328 | 223 | 71 | 34 |
349 | It's OK. There's another Starbucks a few hundred yards away. | 1.4234 | 0.03472 | 333 | 218 | 89 | 26 |
350 | We got 'em trapped. There's no outlet. | 1.4233 | 0.03681 | 326 | 220 | 74 | 32 |
351 | Those pony espresso riders never clean up after themselves. | 1.4230 | 0.03407 | 331 | 214 | 94 | 23 |
352 | Fucking millennials. | 1.4224 | 0.03817 | 322 | 222 | 64 | 36 |
353 | I only said break camp. | 1.4224 | 0.03661 | 322 | 216 | 76 | 30 |
354 | I'm tellin' ya Ray, it's gotta be urban cowboys. | 1.4219 | 0.03624 | 320 | 213 | 79 | 28 |
355 | They sure must'a left in a hurry -- that milk ain't even been foamed. | 1.4219 | 0.03486 | 320 | 208 | 89 | 23 |
356 | We'll head em off at the perrier spring. | 1.4219 | 0.03730 | 320 | 217 | 71 | 32 |
357 | I reckon he went to get a long-ass extension cord. | 1.4219 | 0.03782 | 320 | 219 | 67 | 34 |
358 | Look, we just missed the barista gang. There's still some foam in that pot. | 1.4217 | 0.03556 | 332 | 221 | 82 | 29 |
359 | I just got a hankering for a pistachio muffin. | 1.4214 | 0.03529 | 318 | 208 | 86 | 24 |
360 | I agree with you Rex. By the looks of things Slim was never really at home on his range. | 1.4212 | 0.03493 | 330 | 217 | 87 | 26 |
361 | The sheriff ordered six venti desperados to go. So they did. | 1.4211 | 0.03599 | 323 | 215 | 80 | 28 |
362 | Just as I thought. Yuppies. | 1.4211 | 0.03730 | 323 | 220 | 70 | 33 |
363 | I told 'em they'd never make it out here without a ride-thru window. | 1.4206 | 0.03505 | 321 | 210 | 87 | 24 |
364 | So it’s true. Starbucks is coming to the territories. | 1.4206 | 0.03505 | 321 | 215 | 80 | 26 |
365 | I don’t think it’s a trap, but they were definitely brewing up something. | 1.4206 | 0.03435 | 321 | 210 | 88 | 23 |
366 | What the Hell is Burning Man? | 1.4204 | 0.03781 | 314 | 214 | 68 | 32 |
367 | The Italians couldn't have gotten far. | 1.4201 | 0.03711 | 319 | 216 | 72 | 31 |
368 | Hasta Barista, baby. | 1.4201 | 0.03492 | 319 | 208 | 88 | 23 |
369 | People don't rough it the way they used to | 1.4201 | 0.03534 | 319 | 212 | 81 | 26 |
370 | This is a bad sign. The Apaches runnin' with the Baristas. | 1.4201 | 0.03738 | 319 | 217 | 70 | 32 |
371 | New York City, 2021 | 1.4201 | 0.03790 | 319 | 219 | 66 | 34 |
372 | Apparently no foam on the range.... | 1.4201 | 0.03631 | 319 | 213 | 78 | 28 |
373 | They musta got word that we weren’t wearing our masks. | 1.4201 | 0.03603 | 319 | 212 | 80 | 27 |
374 | I guess they haven’t heard about the Leave No Trace movement | 1.4201 | 0.03576 | 319 | 211 | 82 | 26 |
375 | It’s that Latte gang, Clem. Out o’ milk and desperate. Ain’t a cow that’s safe for a hunnert miles around these parts. | 1.4201 | 0.03631 | 319 | 213 | 78 | 28 |
376 | Dang it. I told you we should have packed the French press. | 1.4196 | 0.03591 | 317 | 210 | 81 | 26 |
377 | It’s incredible, I just say “Alexa, turn on the fireplace” and it’s done before we get home. | 1.4193 | 0.03619 | 322 | 218 | 74 | 30 |
378 | Dammit, Jake, I told ya to let 'em finish; they're gon' be meaner'n all hell now. | 1.4193 | 0.03497 | 322 | 216 | 79 | 27 |
379 | Yep, the barista gang was here all right. | 1.4190 | 0.03607 | 315 | 209 | 80 | 26 |
380 | Just as I suspected -- the Pony Espresso! | 1.4190 | 0.03464 | 315 | 204 | 90 | 21 |
381 | Apparently, they call it "glamping". | 1.4187 | 0.03484 | 320 | 209 | 88 | 23 |
382 | So that's what's left of Starbucks after 2020? | 1.4187 | 0.03675 | 320 | 216 | 74 | 30 |
383 | No problem, Wyatt! We’ll follow the extension cord! | 1.4185 | 0.03679 | 313 | 210 | 75 | 28 |
384 | I'm telling you, something's brewing in these parts..." | 1.4185 | 0.03734 | 313 | 212 | 71 | 30 |
385 | Looks like the Barista Gang. | 1.4182 | 0.03233 | 318 | 214 | 81 | 23 |
386 | I told you they closed early on Sundays. | 1.4182 | 0.03470 | 318 | 207 | 89 | 22 |
387 | City folk. | 1.4180 | 0.03581 | 311 | 205 | 82 | 24 |
388 | I warned 'em. Location, location, location--and serve iced coffee. | 1.4180 | 0.03667 | 311 | 208 | 76 | 27 |
389 | They've probably headed for the Grande Canyon! | 1.4180 | 0.03667 | 311 | 208 | 76 | 27 |
390 | I'd say either Injun attack, or the Starbucks in Laramie just reopened. | 1.4180 | 0.03597 | 323 | 216 | 79 | 28 |
391 | Thought I heard them shots. | 1.4177 | 0.03708 | 316 | 214 | 72 | 30 |
392 | If you can get it working, I have some low fat milk in my saddle bag. | 1.4177 | 0.03653 | 316 | 212 | 76 | 28 |
393 | Their lattes were great,but they couldn't get enough foot traffic. | 1.4177 | 0.03570 | 316 | 209 | 82 | 25 |
394 | Why do you think the escaped inmates are millenials? | 1.4175 | 0.03768 | 309 | 210 | 69 | 30 |
395 | No signs of intelligent life here. | 1.4175 | 0.03740 | 309 | 209 | 71 | 29 |
396 | ”I always get the extended warranty | 1.4175 | 0.03417 | 309 | 198 | 93 | 18 |
397 | Wait. Were those renegades using two percent? | 1.4175 | 0.03568 | 309 | 205 | 80 | 24 |
398 | Gotta be Comanches. Apaches never do lattes. | 1.4172 | 0.03573 | 326 | 218 | 80 | 28 |
399 | Careful, they must be close. There's still foam on that latte. | 1.4169 | 0.03729 | 307 | 207 | 72 | 28 |
400 | So much for my Netflix idea of Cowboys on Horses Getting Coffee. | 1.4169 | 0.03757 | 307 | 208 | 70 | 29 |
401 | I told you Arch, “Cowboys and Italians” is all the craze now. | 1.4164 | 0.03152 | 305 | 212 | 69 | 24 |
402 | I knew those were Birkenstock tracks. I'm afraid that gang of hipsters is back. | 1.4161 | 0.03731 | 310 | 210 | 71 | 29 |
403 | They can’t be far now... their milk’s still foamy! | 1.4161 | 0.03529 | 310 | 203 | 85 | 22 |
404 | We’re lucky. They left us with grounds for arrest. | 1.4158 | 0.03734 | 303 | 204 | 72 | 27 |
405 | They must be close, the milk is still foamy. | 1.4156 | 0.03633 | 308 | 205 | 78 | 25 |
406 | Ok, so we know the horse wrangler was from New York. | 1.4156 | 0.03662 | 308 | 206 | 76 | 26 |
407 | It’s the Baristas gang. I’d know that skinny macchiato anywhere. | 1.4156 | 0.03691 | 308 | 207 | 74 | 27 |
408 | Must have had a hell of an extension cord ! | 1.4153 | 0.03620 | 313 | 209 | 78 | 26 |
409 | No one ever cleans up the break area. | 1.4148 | 0.03550 | 311 | 207 | 80 | 24 |
410 | Didn’t we just pass one of these? | 1.4148 | 0.03693 | 311 | 210 | 73 | 28 |
411 | I hate coming home to a messy kitchen. | 1.4145 | 0.03636 | 304 | 202 | 78 | 24 |
412 | rinse out a couple of cups, I'll round us up some biscotti. | 1.4145 | 0.03484 | 304 | 197 | 88 | 19 |
413 | These outlaws are getting more sophisticated. | 1.4145 | 0.03606 | 304 | 201 | 80 | 23 |
414 | Conquistadors? No, Barristadors. | 1.4142 | 0.03565 | 309 | 204 | 82 | 23 |
415 | The might have done ok if they'd opened a saloon and whorehouse. | 1.4142 | 0.03766 | 309 | 211 | 68 | 30 |
416 | I think they misinterpreted the reason for our masks. | 1.4139 | 0.03592 | 302 | 199 | 81 | 22 |
417 | Seems like a whole mess of trouble for a cup of joe. | 1.4139 | 0.03499 | 302 | 196 | 87 | 19 |
418 | The coffee's still warm. The glampers can't be far ahead of us. | 1.4139 | 0.03622 | 302 | 200 | 79 | 23 |
419 | Looks like he sipped away, again. | 1.4131 | 0.03149 | 305 | 208 | 76 | 21 |
420 | Fresh tracks, fire still blazin, milk still steamin, my guess is the Frappuccino Gang can't be more than an hour ahead of us Marshal | 1.4131 | 0.03686 | 305 | 205 | 74 | 26 |
421 | Judging by the foam in that pitcher, they’ve got a two-hour lead on us. | 1.4131 | 0.03348 | 305 | 204 | 80 | 21 |
422 | It's espresso, not EXpressso, Bill. | 1.4128 | 0.03624 | 298 | 197 | 79 | 22 |
423 | Trouble's a-brewing. | 1.4125 | 0.03732 | 303 | 205 | 71 | 27 |
424 | Yep, this here's definite proof that the pony espresso's been ambushed. | 1.4125 | 0.03246 | 303 | 202 | 82 | 19 |
425 | Bali. Dark roast. It’s Chief Barista alright | 1.4125 | 0.03613 | 303 | 201 | 79 | 23 |
426 | We just missed them. But judging by the campsite, we're looking for a trio of hipsters with beards and man-buns that likely work at that Vegan restaurant. | 1.4123 | 0.03717 | 308 | 209 | 71 | 28 |
427 | It’s an all too common site in these parts. The Barista runs out of Caramel Macchiato. The boys get riled up and haul him off for a lynching. | 1.4114 | 0.03796 | 299 | 204 | 67 | 28 |
428 | Fire still smolderin’, inconsistently tamped portafilter, unpurged grouphead, and a quarter full doser... those bandits left in a hurry. | 1.4110 | 0.03831 | 292 | 199 | 66 | 27 |
429 | Looks like they took the espresso train outta here. | 1.4108 | 0.03724 | 297 | 200 | 72 | 25 |
430 | Told you I heard shots. | 1.4108 | 0.03631 | 297 | 197 | 78 | 22 |
431 | Internet's down and now this? | 1.4103 | 0.03849 | 290 | 198 | 65 | 27 |
432 | At least they left the fire on for a french press | 1.4103 | 0.03787 | 290 | 196 | 69 | 25 |
433 | MILLENNIALS!!! | 1.4102 | 0.03710 | 295 | 198 | 73 | 24 |
434 | Geez, I asked Cookie for a half caf non fat mocha latte and he went freakin' postal! | 1.4096 | 0.03941 | 293 | 204 | 58 | 31 |
435 | We'll i'll be damn,looks like the Barista gang again. | 1.4094 | 0.03379 | 298 | 198 | 81 | 19 |
436 | They can't be far, the foam is still warm. | 1.4094 | 0.03683 | 298 | 200 | 74 | 24 |
437 | Looks like they took the espresso | 1.4094 | 0.02448 | 298 | 214 | 65 | 19 |
438 | Well partner, I think we’re a little latte. | 1.4093 | 0.03872 | 281 | 191 | 65 | 25 |
439 | Must be a Pony Espresso station. | 1.4089 | 0.03448 | 291 | 187 | 89 | 15 |
440 | Look, they left a foam trail. | 1.4089 | 0.03482 | 291 | 193 | 79 | 19 |
441 | You just can't do coffee right without water. | 1.4089 | 0.03838 | 291 | 199 | 65 | 27 |
442 | Oh, great, double espressos. We’ll never catch ‘em now. | 1.4088 | 0.03700 | 296 | 199 | 73 | 24 |
443 | You know things are bad when even Starbucks is deserted. | 1.4088 | 0.03574 | 296 | 195 | 81 | 20 |
444 | We can add littering to bank robbery. | 1.4083 | 0.03480 | 289 | 194 | 75 | 20 |
445 | Guess'n they went searchin' for an extension cord. | 1.4083 | 0.03794 | 289 | 196 | 68 | 25 |
446 | I miss the days when folks just left behind dead bodies. | 1.4083 | 0.03762 | 289 | 195 | 70 | 24 |
447 | They can't have gone far... the milk is still frothy and I can smell the cinammon. | 1.4083 | 0.02833 | 289 | 202 | 69 | 18 |
448 | Spilled Marinara, parmesan crumbs, broken cappucino machine ... Yup! This here was a Spaghetti Western. | 1.4083 | 0.03665 | 289 | 192 | 76 | 21 |
449 | Judging from this campfire,we're about 150 years behind them | 1.4082 | 0.03810 | 294 | 201 | 66 | 27 |
450 | Is this hell or are we in Seattle?” | 1.4082 | 0.03686 | 294 | 197 | 74 | 23 |
451 | Oh, don't worry about it, Bill. There'll be another Starbuck's at the next cactus. | 1.4082 | 0.03638 | 294 | 198 | 73 | 23 |
452 | Damned recession---another pop-up bites the dust. | 1.4082 | 0.03810 | 294 | 201 | 66 | 27 |
453 | I'd been thinking John Ford, but now - definitely Leone. | 1.4077 | 0.03715 | 287 | 192 | 73 | 22 |
454 | I reckon it was the Pony Espresso. | 1.4077 | 0.03069 | 287 | 199 | 70 | 18 |
455 | The Tall, the Grande and the Venti. | 1.4077 | 0.03780 | 287 | 194 | 69 | 24 |
456 | Well .... at least they’re civilized. | 1.4077 | 0.03649 | 287 | 190 | 77 | 20 |
457 | Legends say it was a house of waffles before the pandemic came. | 1.4077 | 0.03632 | 287 | 192 | 74 | 21 |
458 | It's a sad fact, Waco. 90% of new businesses don't survive the first cattle drive. | 1.4077 | 0.03699 | 287 | 194 | 70 | 23 |
459 | They couldn’t have made it far. It’s decaf. | 1.4077 | 0.03616 | 287 | 189 | 79 | 19 |
460 | Grande Skinny Decaf Lattes, they can't be far away | 1.4077 | 0.03780 | 287 | 194 | 69 | 24 |
461 | I told you we shouldn't have called ahead. | 1.4075 | 0.03606 | 292 | 193 | 79 | 20 |
462 | We’ve been trailing this extension cord since Santa Fe. | 1.4075 | 0.03766 | 292 | 198 | 69 | 25 |
463 | Now we know why that outlaw never sleeps! | 1.4070 | 0.03666 | 285 | 189 | 76 | 20 |
464 | On the one hand, they're probably riding really fast. On the other hand, they may have already stopped to go to the bathroom. | 1.4070 | 0.03700 | 285 | 190 | 74 | 21 |
465 | That seals it, we're definitely in a spaghetti western. | 1.4070 | 0.03458 | 285 | 198 | 64 | 23 |
466 | Dang, Cappuccino Slim is now armed AND highly caffeinated! | 1.4068 | 0.03829 | 295 | 203 | 64 | 28 |
467 | Campin' ain't for city folks, Tex. | 1.4068 | 0.03382 | 295 | 204 | 68 | 23 |
468 | Careful! 'El Capo Cino' is a master of the double shot. | 1.4068 | 0.03738 | 295 | 200 | 70 | 25 |
469 | The Cappuccino Kid is always one step ahead of us. | 1.4068 | 0.03644 | 295 | 197 | 76 | 22 |
470 | They'll be easy to track. Just follow the trail of plastic lids and paper cups. | 1.4068 | 0.03707 | 295 | 199 | 72 | 24 |
471 | They left the Espresso, but took the Cannoli | 1.4064 | 0.03817 | 283 | 192 | 67 | 24 |
472 | By the looks of things I’d say tall, skinny and took a couple of shots. | 1.4062 | 0.03833 | 288 | 197 | 65 | 26 |
473 | Well, we're too late Jed. This was Custer's last stand. | 1.4062 | 0.03705 | 288 | 193 | 73 | 22 |
474 | They must be heading east. | 1.4062 | 0.03639 | 288 | 191 | 77 | 20 |
475 | Oh, I thought you said Pony Espresso. | 1.4061 | 0.03724 | 293 | 198 | 71 | 24 |
476 | Since when is espresso non-essential? | 1.4061 | 0.03787 | 293 | 200 | 67 | 26 |
477 | Don’t worry Jeb, they won’t be as perky tomorrow morning when we show up. | 1.4057 | 0.03836 | 281 | 191 | 66 | 24 |
478 | Must’ve been them fellers from the Bar-Ista Ranch. | 1.4057 | 0.03377 | 281 | 193 | 68 | 20 |
479 | They'll be back; they forgot the foam. | 1.4057 | 0.03869 | 281 | 192 | 64 | 25 |
480 | Just as well. I forgot my punch card anyway. | 1.4057 | 0.03735 | 281 | 188 | 72 | 21 |
481 | No more take-out I guess. | 1.4056 | 0.03723 | 286 | 192 | 72 | 22 |
482 | Reckon they'll be ridin' all night, too ! | 1.4056 | 0.03689 | 286 | 191 | 74 | 21 |
483 | They haven't been gone long. I can still smell the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte. | 1.4056 | 0.03852 | 286 | 196 | 64 | 26 |
484 | And another reality challenge cookin' show bites the dust..... | 1.4056 | 0.03788 | 286 | 194 | 68 | 24 |
485 | Stay ready. There’s baristas around these parts. | 1.4051 | 0.03800 | 274 | 189 | 62 | 23 |
486 | Looks like there's trouble brewing. | 1.4050 | 0.03718 | 279 | 186 | 73 | 20 |
487 | Looks like the Pony Nespresso was here. | 1.4048 | 0.03714 | 294 | 199 | 71 | 24 |
488 | They haven't gone far. The espresso machine is still warm. | 1.4048 | 0.03651 | 294 | 197 | 75 | 22 |
489 | Looks like he got out of here, double espresso. | 1.4043 | 0.03758 | 282 | 190 | 70 | 22 |
490 | Yep, it's the Cappuccino gang all right. And somethin' made 'em right jumpy. | 1.4036 | 0.03824 | 275 | 186 | 67 | 22 |
491 | Now I know why those guys with the solar panels seemed so jittery. | 1.4036 | 0.03843 | 280 | 191 | 65 | 24 |
492 | On second thought, why don't we do Chinese instead? | 1.4036 | 0.03877 | 280 | 194 | 60 | 26 |
493 | I reckon it’s a Java-ho camp | 1.4029 | 0.03896 | 278 | 191 | 62 | 25 |
494 | Some say it was Apache and others think it was Comanche, but I know it was Starbucks. | 1.4015 | 0.03832 | 274 | 186 | 66 | 22 |
495 | Well, he won't survive long without a coffee maker in this wilderness. | 1.4015 | 0.03762 | 274 | 184 | 70 | 20 |
496 | All I said was do you have a Corona... | 1.4015 | 0.04069 | 274 | 193 | 52 | 29 |
497 | I guess we're too latte | 1.4015 | 0.03901 | 274 | 188 | 62 | 24 |
498 | Williams Sonoma was here | 1.4007 | 0.03744 | 272 | 182 | 71 | 19 |
499 | ...Savages. | 1.4000 | 0.03957 | 275 | 191 | 58 | 26 |
500 | Well, whoever was here is not a morning person. | 1.4000 | 0.03870 | 270 | 184 | 64 | 22 |
501 | Looks like our suspect is hungry, headed north, and not mechanically inclined. | 1.4000 | 0.03941 | 270 | 186 | 60 | 24 |
502 | That would explain the 10 mile long extension cord. | 1.4000 | 0.03906 | 270 | 185 | 62 | 23 |
503 | Looks like another tenderfoot made the mistake of rilin’ up them Cold Brew boys | 1.4000 | 0.03744 | 270 | 183 | 67 | 20 |
504 | We'll never catch them now; they've got a full head of steam. | 1.4000 | 0.03762 | 270 | 181 | 70 | 19 |
505 | Yep. Time was, son, there was a Starbucks on just about every corner. | 1.4000 | 0.03751 | 275 | 185 | 70 | 20 |
506 | Darn baristas got a tip | 1.4000 | 0.03941 | 270 | 186 | 60 | 24 |
507 | I cooked, you clean up. | 1.4000 | 0.03941 | 270 | 188 | 57 | 25 |
508 | Well, lookin' at the grind pattern, I reckon they're 'bout 20 miles out. 'Course, could be 30 if they gave it to their horses. | 1.4000 | 0.03924 | 275 | 190 | 60 | 25 |
509 | Dagnabbit! Another pony espresso station gone to self-serve! | 1.4000 | 0.03613 | 270 | 177 | 78 | 15 |
510 | This is "No Country for Old Hipsters". | 1.3993 | 0.03840 | 273 | 186 | 65 | 22 |
511 | The milk is still foamy, they can't be far | 1.3993 | 0.03744 | 268 | 179 | 71 | 18 |
512 | Okay, I agree - it's time for a discouraging word. | 1.3993 | 0.03744 | 268 | 179 | 71 | 18 |
513 | We're going to have to ride BEFORE dawn to catch these Baristas | 1.3993 | 0.02997 | 268 | 186 | 67 | 15 |
514 | This looks like The Last of the Pony Espresso | 1.3993 | 0.03668 | 268 | 177 | 75 | 16 |
515 | Folks ‘round here say their mommas never wanted them to grow up to be cowboys. | 1.3993 | 0.03799 | 268 | 183 | 64 | 21 |
516 | It's abandoned...sure sign of trouble brewing. | 1.3993 | 0.03961 | 268 | 185 | 59 | 24 |
517 | And that's my explanation of anachronisms | 1.3986 | 0.03740 | 276 | 186 | 70 | 20 |
518 | That's what they get for trying to serve me almond milk | 1.3985 | 0.04087 | 266 | 187 | 52 | 27 |
519 | We'll catch 'em. They won't get far on decaf. | 1.3985 | 0.03946 | 266 | 183 | 60 | 23 |
520 | He was the last great Americano. | 1.3985 | 0.03762 | 266 | 178 | 70 | 18 |
521 | I see the Urbane Cowboys are back in the territory! | 1.3978 | 0.03806 | 269 | 182 | 67 | 20 |
522 | Here's the site of Custer's Last Espresso Stand... | 1.3978 | 0.03914 | 269 | 185 | 61 | 23 |
523 | No, we do not have time for you to make a latte! | 1.3978 | 0.03806 | 269 | 182 | 67 | 20 |
524 | Hipsters...first they ruined mustaches, now camping. | 1.3978 | 0.03878 | 269 | 184 | 63 | 22 |
525 | The only thing sorrier than an outlaw out of bullets is an outlaw out of coffee. | 1.3978 | 0.03695 | 269 | 179 | 73 | 17 |
526 | They must have just left; the grounds are still fresh. | 1.3978 | 0.03733 | 269 | 180 | 71 | 18 |
527 | Good news...looks like they all had white chocolate mochas and will be fallin' outta their saddles by early afternoon. | 1.3977 | 0.03967 | 264 | 182 | 59 | 23 |
528 | I told you it was a bad idea to bring those Tesla guys on a trail ride. | 1.3977 | 0.03930 | 264 | 181 | 61 | 22 |
529 | You know this can only mean one thing, right? Trader Joe's has their soy creamer back in stock. | 1.3970 | 0.03934 | 267 | 184 | 60 | 23 |
530 | I guess they weren't an essential service | 1.3970 | 0.03788 | 267 | 180 | 68 | 19 |
531 | Don’t worry, the outlaws won’t last long out here. They’re using 2% milk.... | 1.3970 | 0.03788 | 267 | 180 | 68 | 19 |
532 | When I said the varmints must be roastin' out here, this ain't quite what I meant. | 1.3969 | 0.03838 | 262 | 177 | 66 | 19 |
533 | You follow the trail, and I'll see who left a bad review on Yelp. | 1.3969 | 0.03838 | 262 | 177 | 66 | 19 |
534 | The cattle, the chuck waggon, our supplies, and the cook are all gone. It just makes you want to utter a discouraging word. | 1.3963 | 0.03684 | 270 | 185 | 65 | 20 |
535 | It's hipsters, Frank. They left in a hurry this morning, but they'll be back for the succulents. | 1.3962 | 0.03844 | 265 | 180 | 65 | 20 |
536 | Hey Partner, Looks like millennials Have been quarantined here. | 1.3962 | 0.03934 | 260 | 178 | 61 | 21 |
537 | Our Sioux guide says turn right and follow the extension cord! | 1.3962 | 0.03896 | 260 | 177 | 63 | 20 |
538 | I warned him that cowboy coffee was a gateway drug. | 1.3954 | 0.03788 | 263 | 177 | 68 | 18 |
539 | Looks like the Wifi went down. | 1.3954 | 0.03901 | 263 | 180 | 62 | 21 |
540 | We’ve got them now! Just follow the subtle aromatic floral notes of delicately roasted Arabic bean. | 1.3947 | 0.03720 | 266 | 178 | 71 | 17 |
541 | I reckon they just run outta oat milk and had to hightail it back to Brooklyn. | 1.3946 | 0.03959 | 261 | 180 | 59 | 22 |
542 | Yup. Looks like the work of the Frappuccino Kid. | 1.3945 | 0.04013 | 256 | 177 | 57 | 22 |
543 | Looks like they didn't just skedaddle pronto. They left espresso! | 1.3938 | 0.03865 | 259 | 176 | 64 | 19 |
544 | Hombre, the barista gang are close, I can smell the macchiato." | 1.3930 | 0.04113 | 257 | 181 | 51 | 25 |
545 | These city folk don’t understand modern country living. There are six Starbucks within half a mile from here. | 1.3930 | 0.03963 | 257 | 177 | 59 | 21 |
546 | Looks like trouble's a' brewin' | 1.3922 | 0.03866 | 255 | 173 | 64 | 18 |
547 | Just follow the extension cord. | 1.3922 | 0.03905 | 255 | 174 | 62 | 19 |
548 | You're sure baristas don't count as essential workers? | 1.3922 | 0.03805 | 255 | 174 | 63 | 18 |
549 | Do you think they left any toilet paper behind? | 1.3915 | 0.03988 | 258 | 179 | 57 | 22 |
550 | Looks like they just hightailed it outa here. Be real careful now; they’re armed and caffeinated. | 1.3913 | 0.03721 | 253 | 168 | 71 | 14 |
551 | Looks like we just missed the Barista Boys. | 1.3913 | 0.03886 | 253 | 172 | 63 | 18 |
552 | We have to catch them before they cross the Rio Venti. | 1.3913 | 0.03783 | 253 | 177 | 56 | 20 |
553 | My GPS says this is a Starbucks. | 1.3913 | 0.03763 | 253 | 169 | 69 | 15 |
554 | Heard they strung up the cook for misspelling their names on the cups. | 1.3913 | 0.03966 | 253 | 174 | 59 | 20 |
555 | The ruckus started when some cowpoke ordered a decaf peppermint latte with extra syrup. | 1.3913 | 0.03906 | 253 | 175 | 58 | 20 |
556 | Sure looks like ‘Billy the Millennial’ was here. | 1.3906 | 0.03971 | 256 | 177 | 58 | 21 |
557 | We must be a gainin' on 'em. This is the first morning we've reached their camp and the milk is over 140°. | 1.3906 | 0.03732 | 256 | 176 | 62 | 18 |
558 | Damn. I've been dreamin' bout that latte since sunrise. | 1.3906 | 0.03854 | 256 | 174 | 64 | 18 |
559 | Great location, but shoddy ambience. Two stars. | 1.3904 | 0.03739 | 251 | 167 | 70 | 14 |
560 | In the early days it was known as The Pony Espresso | 1.3904 | 0.03824 | 251 | 169 | 66 | 16 |
561 | There’s still time to head them off by the food trucks. | 1.3904 | 0.03824 | 251 | 169 | 66 | 16 |
562 | They must be from New York | 1.3904 | 0.03824 | 251 | 169 | 66 | 16 |
563 | The Pony Espresso often camp here. | 1.3904 | 0.04066 | 251 | 175 | 54 | 22 |
564 | They must have gotten word that toilet paper was back in stock at the local store. | 1.3904 | 0.03906 | 251 | 171 | 62 | 18 |
565 | The One-percenters have their own way of roughing it on the trails. | 1.3904 | 0.03824 | 251 | 171 | 63 | 17 |
566 | I reckon the deer and the antelope weren't playin' around. | 1.3904 | 0.03906 | 251 | 171 | 62 | 18 |
567 | These here rest stops are gettin’ fancier by the minute. | 1.3898 | 0.03792 | 254 | 171 | 67 | 16 |
568 | Judging from the signs, I'd say we're going to have to stay up all night tracking them. | 1.3898 | 0.03667 | 254 | 168 | 73 | 13 |
569 | I know. I know. But the scones are fantastic. | 1.3898 | 0.03833 | 254 | 172 | 65 | 17 |
570 | The WiFi must be down. | 1.3896 | 0.03801 | 249 | 167 | 67 | 15 |
571 | I don't think this is the Hipster gang, sheriff. That's cow's milk in the pitcher. | 1.3896 | 0.03885 | 249 | 169 | 63 | 17 |
572 | They haven't gone far. There's still foam in the pitcher. | 1.3896 | 0.03885 | 249 | 169 | 63 | 17 |
573 | Looks like we got ourselves some city slickers. | 1.3896 | 0.04008 | 249 | 172 | 57 | 20 |
574 | Just my luck! And I was due to get a 'free coffee' stamp too. | 1.3896 | 0.03843 | 249 | 170 | 62 | 17 |
575 | This used to be my favorite coffee shop back in 2019... | 1.3896 | 0.03348 | 249 | 172 | 63 | 14 |
576 | This looks like home, but that’s not my range. | 1.3896 | 0.03843 | 249 | 168 | 65 | 16 |
577 | I guess they gave up on "shelter in place." | 1.3896 | 0.04088 | 249 | 174 | 53 | 22 |
578 | Hasta la vista, barista. | 1.3889 | 0.03770 | 252 | 169 | 68 | 15 |
579 | I reckon Juan Valdez and his gang got an early jump. | 1.3889 | 0.03770 | 252 | 169 | 68 | 15 |
580 | They just left. The milk is still foaming. | 1.3887 | 0.03906 | 247 | 168 | 62 | 17 |
581 | Looks like Earl Grey and his boys got here first. | 1.3887 | 0.03989 | 247 | 170 | 58 | 19 |
582 | So that's how he draws so quickly. | 1.3887 | 0.03820 | 247 | 166 | 66 | 15 |
583 | JESUS!, NOW THIS Starbucks is closed, even the Drive-Through! | 1.3882 | 0.04206 | 255 | 183 | 45 | 27 |
584 | Yup, we’re in barista territory now. | 1.3880 | 0.04075 | 250 | 175 | 53 | 22 |
585 | Yep. It's the Barista Gang alright. | 1.3880 | 0.03873 | 250 | 170 | 63 | 17 |
586 | Bad news is they've got a headstart. Even worse, they're caffeinated. | 1.3880 | 0.03789 | 250 | 168 | 67 | 15 |
587 | Looks like we're in barista country. | 1.3880 | 0.03789 | 250 | 168 | 67 | 15 |
588 | Expresso. Must be a spaghetti western. | 1.3880 | 0.04035 | 250 | 174 | 55 | 21 |
589 | Well it’s not the same, but there’s a Dunkin in Santa Fe. | 1.3880 | 0.03995 | 250 | 173 | 57 | 20 |
590 | Them Pony Espresso Riders sure leave a mess. | 1.3880 | 0.03955 | 250 | 172 | 59 | 19 |
591 | I'd say they was city folks, sheriff. | 1.3878 | 0.04011 | 245 | 169 | 57 | 19 |
592 | Looks like they left in a hurry. The cappuccino is still warm. | 1.3878 | 0.03926 | 245 | 167 | 61 | 17 |
593 | You can't tell me those Mormons don't know how to throw a party. | 1.3874 | 0.04040 | 253 | 177 | 54 | 22 |
594 | Well ain't this a fine mess. They took the generator. | 1.3871 | 0.03935 | 248 | 170 | 60 | 18 |
595 | I'd be on your guard; from the looks of it, we're in Javajo country. | 1.3871 | 0.04137 | 248 | 177 | 47 | 24 |
596 | Darn. I was just getting used to fireside pickup. | 1.3871 | 0.03935 | 248 | 170 | 60 | 18 |
597 | He can only get so far on a short macchiato. | 1.3871 | 0.03722 | 248 | 165 | 70 | 13 |
598 | Wild espresso rustlers—they call themselves ‘buckaristas.’ | 1.3871 | 0.04057 | 248 | 173 | 54 | 21 |
599 | Damn it Earl, we just missed the Pony Espresso. | 1.3868 | 0.03990 | 243 | 167 | 58 | 18 |
600 | Darn it! They shut down the pony espresso camp too. | 1.3868 | 0.04198 | 243 | 172 | 48 | 23 |
601 | Be courteous,Tom; they may be prickly, but they're the only customers we've had in months. | 1.3868 | 0.04033 | 243 | 168 | 56 | 19 |
602 | I reckon we can just follow the biscotti crumbs from here, | 1.3865 | 0.03819 | 251 | 170 | 65 | 16 |
603 | It's wild and it is west... It's just not what I expected Carl. | 1.3865 | 0.03054 | 251 | 181 | 54 | 16 |
604 | Looks like they left in a hurry. Must have had some trouble brewing | 1.3865 | 0.03901 | 251 | 172 | 61 | 18 |
605 | No doubt sheriff, it's the Pony-Expresso gang. | 1.3862 | 0.03740 | 246 | 164 | 69 | 13 |
606 | Now I know why they asked for three miles of extension cords. | 1.3862 | 0.03871 | 246 | 167 | 63 | 16 |
607 | Where did they get the water? | 1.3862 | 0.03828 | 246 | 166 | 65 | 15 |
608 | Great fire. | 1.3862 | 0.03871 | 246 | 167 | 63 | 16 |
609 | The vegan matcha latte is still hot. They're close by... | 1.3852 | 0.04019 | 244 | 169 | 56 | 19 |
610 | It’s still warm, hints of lavender and vanilla indicate they headed east. | 1.3852 | 0.03714 | 244 | 162 | 70 | 12 |
611 | Looks like another long day on the Pony Espresso | 1.3852 | 0.04019 | 244 | 169 | 56 | 19 |
612 | I'm guessing they saddled the stove and rode out on the range. | 1.3849 | 0.04205 | 239 | 169 | 48 | 22 |
613 | I can’t say for certain what caused this chaos, but I would bet it had something to do with oat milk. | 1.3849 | 0.03807 | 252 | 171 | 65 | 16 |
614 | This campfire makes me think someone was here. | 1.3846 | 0.04225 | 247 | 177 | 45 | 25 |
615 | Uneven roast, poorly tamped grounds, watery foam – this was definitely the campsite of Messy James! | 1.3843 | 0.04208 | 242 | 172 | 47 | 23 |
616 | I told you we should’ve placed our order ahead of time. | 1.3840 | 0.03877 | 237 | 160 | 63 | 14 |
617 | Looks like we dang well skeered off that gang from Seattle. . . | 1.3833 | 0.04107 | 240 | 168 | 52 | 20 |
618 | ...they fled the scene without purging the steam-wand..... ....must have heard us coming...... | 1.3833 | 0.03843 | 240 | 162 | 64 | 14 |
619 | Yup, it’s the gang that can’t brew straight | 1.3833 | 0.03977 | 240 | 165 | 58 | 17 |
620 | We're in Oregon. There's another just beyond the beaver dam. | 1.3833 | 0.03933 | 240 | 164 | 60 | 16 |
621 | This is so disappointing. You telling me they didn't know there's an appliance recycling center a couple miles down the trail? | 1.3833 | 0.04191 | 240 | 170 | 48 | 22 |
622 | I'll bet the instructions said nothing about a power source. | 1.3824 | 0.03954 | 238 | 163 | 59 | 16 |
623 | I knew I heard the sound of espresso shots...now check the names on the cups for “Black Bart.” | 1.3824 | 0.03999 | 238 | 164 | 57 | 17 |
624 | I reckon their camp cook heard some discouraging words. | 1.3824 | 0.03864 | 238 | 161 | 63 | 14 |
625 | Don’t try to pretend you didn’t know it was your day to clean up. | 1.3824 | 0.03954 | 238 | 163 | 59 | 16 |
626 | Just as I suspected! It's those hombres from the 'Wanted' poster with foam in their mustaches! | 1.3824 | 0.04173 | 238 | 168 | 49 | 21 |
627 | I've been on the trail of Juan Valdez for years. | 1.3824 | 0.04087 | 238 | 166 | 53 | 19 |
628 | They may be faster than us, Tex, but them boys are gonna be taking a lot of bathroom breaks. | 1.3824 | 0.03999 | 238 | 164 | 57 | 17 |
629 | Git that bandana over your face, pilgrim. The Barista gang ain’t known fer its hand-washin! | 1.3824 | 0.04043 | 238 | 165 | 55 | 18 |
630 | I told him the solar panels couldn’t handle that load | 1.3814 | 0.03930 | 236 | 161 | 60 | 15 |
631 | Comedians on horses getting coffee | 1.3814 | 0.04365 | 236 | 171 | 40 | 25 |
632 | So much for my double half-calf. | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 165 | 53 | 18 |
633 | He won't get far without an afternoon pick-me-up." | 1.3814 | 0.04066 | 236 | 164 | 54 | 18 |
634 | Boy, this Coronavirus hit Starbucks harder than I thought. | 1.3814 | 0.03976 | 236 | 164 | 55 | 17 |
635 | He’s gotta’ business meeting at 3:10 in Yuma. | 1.3814 | 0.04066 | 236 | 164 | 54 | 18 |
636 | Maybe we shouldn't have shot the barista! | 1.3814 | 0.04110 | 236 | 165 | 52 | 19 |
637 | Let's bring the french press next time. | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 163 | 56 | 17 |
638 | Wild baristas musta got 'em. | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 163 | 56 | 17 |
639 | Looks like we're au lait. | 1.3814 | 0.04110 | 236 | 165 | 52 | 19 |
640 | Brokebarista Mountain | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 163 | 56 | 17 |
641 | There must be sacred grounds nearby. | 1.3814 | 0.03884 | 236 | 160 | 62 | 14 |
642 | Yup. It's the Barista Kid alright. I'd say we're no more than two, maybe three, lattes behind him. | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 163 | 56 | 17 |
643 | I told you downtown L.A. has changed, Hank. | 1.3814 | 0.04066 | 236 | 164 | 54 | 18 |
644 | There really is a Starbucks on every corner. | 1.3808 | 0.03896 | 239 | 163 | 61 | 15 |
645 | I hate to say a discouraging word out here, but dang, this littering is depressing. | 1.3803 | 0.04044 | 234 | 162 | 55 | 17 |
646 | It's where East meets West. | 1.3803 | 0.03998 | 234 | 161 | 57 | 16 |
647 | I say we ride on to Starbucks | 1.3803 | 0.04044 | 234 | 162 | 55 | 17 |
648 | Something must have run them off in a hurry...they didnt wipe down the milk frother. | 1.3803 | 0.03952 | 234 | 160 | 59 | 15 |
649 | Dang it, we miss all the best pop-ups | 1.3803 | 0.04044 | 234 | 162 | 55 | 17 |
650 | I guess they couldn't handle working remotely. | 1.3793 | 0.04112 | 232 | 162 | 52 | 18 |
651 | I told him not to hire a catering company from New York | 1.3793 | 0.03706 | 232 | 166 | 49 | 17 |
652 | I reckon this here is the work of a man they call the americano | 1.3793 | 0.03974 | 232 | 159 | 58 | 15 |
653 | No milk substitutes? No artificial sweeteners? Savages. | 1.3793 | 0.04112 | 232 | 162 | 52 | 18 |
654 | These are decaf grounds. They couldn't have gotten far. | 1.3793 | 0.03926 | 232 | 158 | 60 | 14 |
655 | They won't get far on just hardtack and cold brew. | 1.3793 | 0.03926 | 232 | 158 | 60 | 14 |
656 | Hasta Ba ristas, maybe | 1.3793 | 0.04020 | 232 | 160 | 56 | 16 |
657 | Maybe the're on break. | 1.3793 | 0.04066 | 232 | 161 | 54 | 17 |
658 | Guess this is what you can expect after filming a spaghetti western on site. | 1.3793 | 0.04112 | 232 | 162 | 52 | 18 |
659 | Billy's really taking social distancing to the extreme. | 1.3793 | 0.03926 | 232 | 158 | 60 | 14 |
660 | Well dang, Jake. Let's head over for high tea at the OK Corral. | 1.3793 | 0.04112 | 232 | 162 | 52 | 18 |
661 | Sad news. It was the last stop on the Pony Expresso. | 1.3793 | 0.03879 | 232 | 157 | 62 | 13 |
662 | No lids or straws. We must have made it to the Oregon trail. | 1.3793 | 0.04112 | 232 | 162 | 52 | 18 |
663 | So I guess they didn’t get our mobile order. | 1.3793 | 0.03879 | 232 | 157 | 62 | 13 |
664 | Seattle's Wild Wild Best. | 1.3793 | 0.03974 | 232 | 159 | 58 | 15 |
665 | So this is the range you've been singing about? | 1.3793 | 0.03926 | 232 | 158 | 60 | 14 |
666 | I expected better from a 5-star campsite | 1.3793 | 0.04066 | 232 | 161 | 54 | 17 |
667 | Old Butch closed shop after years of waiting for solar panels to be invented. | 1.3793 | 0.04112 | 232 | 162 | 52 | 18 |
668 | Ma keeps the home fires burning but tidying up ain't her thing. | 1.3793 | 0.04157 | 232 | 163 | 50 | 19 |
669 | Quarantine hit this barista purty hard, I reckon… | 1.3793 | 0.04066 | 232 | 161 | 54 | 17 |
670 | Dang! We're on the trail of the Barista Boys! They're mean AND jittery! | 1.3793 | 0.04202 | 232 | 164 | 48 | 20 |
671 | I reckon it's generation Z, the paper coffee cup with the name Addison on it, the espresso machine and a whiff of confidence with an air of disdain of all things other than Bernie. | 1.3787 | 0.03984 | 235 | 162 | 57 | 16 |
672 | I guess they took their espressos ‘to go.’ | 1.3787 | 0.03984 | 235 | 164 | 54 | 17 |
673 | Damn, Jake, this social distancing ruins every ambush. | 1.3783 | 0.04136 | 230 | 161 | 51 | 18 |
674 | I thought burning man got canceled this year? | 1.3783 | 0.04043 | 230 | 159 | 55 | 16 |
675 | They must be doing another spaghetti western near here. | 1.3783 | 0.04181 | 230 | 162 | 49 | 19 |
676 | Unfortunately for Sheriff Pickworthy and Deputy Joe, the trail - and the coffee - had gone cold | 1.3783 | 0.04181 | 230 | 162 | 49 | 19 |
677 | This home on the range thing is not what I expected. | 1.3783 | 0.04043 | 230 | 159 | 55 | 16 |
678 | looks like he turned the wrong knob | 1.3783 | 0.03996 | 230 | 158 | 57 | 15 |
679 | Fancy Bob ain't far now. I'll bet he tossed his bidet up ahead. | 1.3777 | 0.03960 | 233 | 160 | 58 | 15 |
680 | They’re close. The foam is still frothy. | 1.3772 | 0.03871 | 228 | 154 | 62 | 12 |
681 | We must be getting closer to Seattle. | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
682 | Darn, I was really up for a skinny latte. | 1.3772 | 0.04018 | 228 | 157 | 56 | 15 |
683 | Mama mia, we are too latte | 1.3772 | 0.04018 | 228 | 157 | 56 | 15 |
684 | Love Italian Westerns | 1.3772 | 0.04206 | 228 | 161 | 48 | 19 |
685 | How can we be sure the Cappuccino Kid passed this way? | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
686 | Where in tarnation am I gonna get my venti macchiato now? | 1.3772 | 0.04297 | 228 | 163 | 44 | 21 |
687 | They took social distancing a little too far. | 1.3772 | 0.04160 | 228 | 160 | 50 | 18 |
688 | Something tells me they're fixing to ride long after sundown. | 1.3772 | 0.04018 | 228 | 157 | 56 | 15 |
689 | A little frantic about social distancing, aren't they? | 1.3772 | 0.04206 | 228 | 161 | 48 | 19 |
690 | Machine ain't been cleaned and the tip jar's gone. It may look like a raid, but I reckon these baristas pulled an inside job... | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
691 | Looks like we just missed the Cappuccino Kid | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
692 | They won’t get far on decaf. | 1.3772 | 0.04206 | 228 | 161 | 48 | 19 |
693 | Great, now who’s going to make the avocado cornbread? | 1.3772 | 0.04066 | 228 | 158 | 54 | 16 |
694 | Trust me, you’ll see 25 more in the next 5 minutes. | 1.3761 | 0.04137 | 226 | 158 | 51 | 17 |
695 | Must'a left in a hurry. I've never seen a hipster leave an espresso machine behind. | 1.3761 | 0.04041 | 226 | 156 | 55 | 15 |
696 | We're dealing with some primitive outlaws here; they don't even grind their beans fresh. | 1.3761 | 0.04184 | 226 | 159 | 49 | 18 |
697 | He’ll make a mistake soon. He’s getting sloppy. | 1.3761 | 0.03942 | 226 | 154 | 59 | 13 |
698 | Looks like we'll need to foam a posse! | 1.3761 | 0.04089 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
699 | I say we stop here. The next rest area isn't for another 50 miles. | 1.3761 | 0.04089 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
700 | It's a metaphor for capitalism. | 1.3761 | 0.04089 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
701 | That weren't no cowboy coffee them varmints were drinkin. | 1.3761 | 0.04089 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
702 | ain't no smiley face on them lattes, partner | 1.3761 | 0.03764 | 226 | 158 | 54 | 14 |
703 | Can't have gone far - milk's still frothy. | 1.3761 | 0.03790 | 226 | 151 | 65 | 10 |
704 | I love the smell of Brazilian Arabica in the morning. | 1.3761 | 0.03942 | 226 | 154 | 59 | 13 |
705 | Maybe we can give it to Jared for the national stockpile. | 1.3761 | 0.03992 | 226 | 155 | 57 | 14 |
706 | Dang, the Cappuccino Gang! Gotta get on their trail while it's still warm and foamy. | 1.3761 | 0.04089 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
707 | Got milk? | 1.3761 | 0.04231 | 226 | 160 | 47 | 19 |
708 | Sure it’s a little excessive, but you try to drive cattle without a Nonfat Flat White. | 1.3761 | 0.04277 | 226 | 161 | 45 | 20 |
709 | The Barista Gang, again. | 1.3761 | 0.03942 | 226 | 154 | 59 | 13 |
710 | This is Lactose country, and they can be an intolerant bunch! | 1.3755 | 0.04051 | 229 | 159 | 54 | 16 |
711 | We got em now. Just follow the biscotti crumb trail | 1.3755 | 0.04004 | 229 | 158 | 56 | 15 |
712 | We'll head 'em off at the next outhouse. | 1.3750 | 0.04064 | 224 | 155 | 54 | 15 |
713 | Sorry, Clem, but the Baristoga wagon ain't servin' no more Pony espressos. | 1.3750 | 0.04113 | 224 | 156 | 52 | 16 |
714 | Sumthin' don't look right here pardner. | 1.3750 | 0.03964 | 224 | 153 | 58 | 13 |
715 | Dadgummit- I knew I shouldn't have ordered from the app. | 1.3750 | 0.03730 | 224 | 156 | 55 | 13 |
716 | All I did was ask for a Tall in the saddle. | 1.3750 | 0.03913 | 224 | 152 | 60 | 12 |
717 | Hold her easy now. In this heat, Star bucks. | 1.3750 | 0.04303 | 224 | 160 | 44 | 20 |
718 | Must-a already heard: Bernie quit. | 1.3750 | 0.04161 | 224 | 157 | 50 | 17 |
719 | These millennials don't know cowboy coffee from a hole in the ground. | 1.3750 | 0.04161 | 224 | 157 | 50 | 17 |
720 | They'll be back. There's not an open Starbucks within a hundred miles. | 1.3750 | 0.04209 | 224 | 158 | 48 | 18 |
721 | I'll get the steaks on the fire. You figure out how to make the espresso. | 1.3744 | 0.03828 | 227 | 153 | 63 | 11 |
722 | They can't be far, their espresso is still warm. | 1.3744 | 0.03828 | 227 | 158 | 55 | 14 |
723 | They’ll be back, they won’t leave their barista III prairie addition espresso machine, with the built in grinder | 1.3744 | 0.04075 | 227 | 158 | 53 | 16 |
724 | Tread lightly, amigo: This here is barista territory. | 1.3744 | 0.04026 | 227 | 157 | 55 | 15 |
725 | This here cappuccino maker is a sure sign that we're in one of them Spaghetti Westerns! | 1.3744 | 0.04216 | 227 | 161 | 47 | 19 |
726 | All I said was "this is the sheriff with a to-go order." | 1.3744 | 0.04122 | 227 | 159 | 51 | 17 |
727 | First the empty oat milk container, now this. We better find them soon before they go all Donner Party. | 1.3739 | 0.04137 | 222 | 155 | 51 | 16 |
728 | Dang...looks like the ride through cafe is closed, too. | 1.3739 | 0.04037 | 222 | 153 | 55 | 14 |
729 | Well, either the Indians got 'em, or Cookie put too much hot sauce in the beans again. | 1.3739 | 0.04234 | 222 | 157 | 47 | 18 |
730 | Looks like those bandits left in a hurry, Jed. Their fire is still burning, and they hadn't frothed their milk yet. | 1.3733 | 0.03770 | 225 | 163 | 45 | 17 |
731 | Home on the range. Literally. | 1.3733 | 0.03440 | 225 | 162 | 49 | 14 |
732 | Don't worry. There's another one a hundred yards ahead. | 1.3733 | 0.03950 | 225 | 154 | 58 | 13 |
733 | The cook must have heard another discouraging word and skedaddled! | 1.3733 | 0.03900 | 225 | 153 | 60 | 12 |
734 | I was right--city folk! And they got one hell of a head start on us too. | 1.3733 | 0.04049 | 225 | 156 | 54 | 15 |
735 | Darn, the was our last hope before the next Starbucks. | 1.3733 | 0.03874 | 225 | 155 | 57 | 13 |
736 | Don’t worry. They may be ahead, but I’ve got the toilet paper. | 1.3733 | 0.04098 | 225 | 157 | 52 | 16 |
737 | No problem, they have another location across the gulch. | 1.3728 | 0.03964 | 228 | 157 | 57 | 14 |
738 | They left in a hurry, must have been the Pony Expresso! | 1.3728 | 0.04154 | 228 | 161 | 49 | 18 |
739 | Yep, it's Custer's Last Coffee Stand | 1.3728 | 0.03764 | 228 | 153 | 65 | 10 |
740 | The Barista Bandit must be close now. | 1.3728 | 0.04060 | 228 | 159 | 53 | 16 |
741 | Dang! We got here too latte again. | 1.3728 | 0.04246 | 228 | 163 | 45 | 20 |
742 | Now we know the real reason he's the fastest gun in the west. | 1.3728 | 0.04107 | 228 | 160 | 51 | 17 |
743 | We’ll head ‘em off at the piss. | 1.3728 | 0.04291 | 228 | 164 | 43 | 21 |
744 | The foam is still fresh - they can’t have gone far. | 1.3728 | 0.04154 | 228 | 161 | 49 | 18 |
745 | They used to be everywhere. | 1.3728 | 0.04060 | 228 | 159 | 53 | 16 |
746 | Looks like he's gone to ground. | 1.3727 | 0.04260 | 220 | 156 | 46 | 18 |
747 | So much for the Pony Expresso. | 1.3727 | 0.04111 | 220 | 153 | 52 | 15 |
748 | Some folks will try anything to make better campfire coffee. | 1.3727 | 0.04060 | 220 | 152 | 54 | 14 |
749 | I told you we should’ve stopped at that last Waffle House. | 1.3727 | 0.04009 | 220 | 151 | 56 | 13 |
750 | They couldn'ta got far. That's decaf espresso. | 1.3727 | 0.04111 | 220 | 153 | 52 | 15 |
751 | Dad-gummit! I'da killed for a latte, but it looks like somebody beat me to it. | 1.3727 | 0.04161 | 220 | 154 | 50 | 16 |
752 | Hope someone invents electricity soon | 1.3727 | 0.04086 | 220 | 155 | 49 | 16 |
753 | Dang it, Hoss. I think my 4-shot double-pump mobile order spooked 'em. | 1.3722 | 0.04023 | 223 | 154 | 55 | 14 |
754 | Looks like the baristas made a run for it and took their lattes with them. | 1.3722 | 0.04122 | 223 | 156 | 51 | 16 |
755 | Be careful, Billy, it could be a trap ... ACHINO! | 1.3722 | 0.04073 | 223 | 155 | 53 | 15 |
756 | I don't know what you're so mad about, boss. I thought I was perfectly clear when I told you these boys robbed a steamer. | 1.3722 | 0.03972 | 223 | 153 | 57 | 13 |
757 | Darn right it looks like a struggle took place here! It's always a struggle if you don't start with good beans. | 1.3717 | 0.03835 | 226 | 155 | 59 | 12 |
758 | This certainly gives new meaning to "Home on the Range" | 1.3717 | 0.04271 | 226 | 162 | 44 | 20 |
759 | It's a relic from the days of the Pony Espresso. | 1.3717 | 0.04225 | 226 | 161 | 46 | 19 |
760 | Dag nabbit, Wyatt. We’ve been riding for 3 days and I was really looking forward to a decaf, skinny, mocha latte. | 1.3717 | 0.04035 | 226 | 157 | 54 | 15 |
761 | Keep your guard up. He’s bound to be extra jittery this morning. | 1.3716 | 0.03979 | 218 | 149 | 57 | 12 |
762 | So this is what they meant when they said someone stole their sacred grounds. | 1.3716 | 0.04135 | 218 | 152 | 51 | 15 |
763 | This town ain't big enough for two baristas. | 1.3716 | 0.03926 | 218 | 148 | 59 | 11 |
764 | Break the espresso machine, and take our biscotti? Let's hang 'em. | 1.3710 | 0.04096 | 221 | 154 | 52 | 15 |
765 | This is what happens, Leftie, when they force the metric system on us. | 1.3710 | 0.04046 | 221 | 153 | 54 | 14 |
766 | It could be the Barista Gang. Then again, it could be Comanches leaving a latte machine to throw us off. | 1.3704 | 0.04108 | 216 | 150 | 52 | 14 |
767 | Black gold, Rex! Can drive a man loco. | 1.3704 | 0.04212 | 216 | 152 | 48 | 16 |
768 | Cappuccino - it means they left before High Noon. | 1.3704 | 0.04108 | 216 | 150 | 52 | 14 |
769 | You follow the French Roast, I’ll follow the Arabica | 1.3704 | 0.04055 | 216 | 149 | 54 | 13 |
770 | I guess they dragged that thing out here and then realized they forgot the sugar | 1.3704 | 0.03920 | 216 | 149 | 55 | 12 |
771 | Looks like the Park Slope Boys just broke camp. | 1.3699 | 0.04221 | 219 | 155 | 47 | 17 |
772 | "Home, home on the range, Where the boeuf and the coq au vin chill And seldom is seen a Jennair that's clean cuz the greenhorns made crepes on the grill | 1.3699 | 0.04120 | 219 | 153 | 51 | 15 |
773 | They don't have much of a head start, but by the looks of things, they won't stop to rest for several days. | 1.3699 | 0.04069 | 219 | 152 | 53 | 14 |
774 | Looks like the barista is hasta la vista. So much for the Pony Espresso. | 1.3699 | 0.04017 | 219 | 151 | 55 | 13 |
775 | Yep, could be a sign that we're on the track of the Macchiato Kid. | 1.3699 | 0.04415 | 219 | 159 | 39 | 21 |
776 | They won't be able to hold out much longer now, they've run out of organic single blend. | 1.3692 | 0.03970 | 214 | 146 | 57 | 11 |
777 | Never order a double shot in this town. | 1.3692 | 0.03713 | 214 | 154 | 46 | 14 |
778 | They can’t have got too far. Milk’s still frothy. | 1.3689 | 0.04128 | 206 | 142 | 52 | 12 |
779 | What’s mysterious is, what did they plug that dang thing’s power cord into? | 1.3687 | 0.04040 | 217 | 150 | 54 | 13 |
780 | Dag nab it! Looks like we just missed Burning Man. | 1.3687 | 0.04345 | 217 | 156 | 42 | 19 |
781 | Well Clem, looks like Uber beat us again. | 1.3687 | 0.03987 | 217 | 149 | 56 | 12 |
782 | The Barista Bandits are close, I can still see froth on the steamer. | 1.3687 | 0.04093 | 217 | 151 | 52 | 14 |
783 | do you want to get a coffee here or at the one up the road? | 1.3684 | 0.04148 | 228 | 162 | 48 | 18 |
784 | If I read the signs right, they're headed west, they have a two-hour head start, and they're jittery. | 1.3682 | 0.04054 | 220 | 153 | 53 | 14 |
785 | Yep Jed, the millennial gang was here for sure. | 1.3679 | 0.04103 | 212 | 147 | 52 | 13 |
786 | They'll make good ground for a while but if we stick on their trail they'll hit the wall by high noon. | 1.3674 | 0.04010 | 215 | 150 | 52 | 13 |
787 | Looks like we found the camp of the Cappuccino Kid | 1.3674 | 0.04010 | 215 | 148 | 55 | 12 |
788 | Do you think the coffee's good, bad or ugly? | 1.3674 | 0.04117 | 215 | 150 | 51 | 14 |
789 | They took the Americano. | 1.3674 | 0.04064 | 215 | 149 | 53 | 13 |
790 | They wasn't real cow pokes, I smell soy. | 1.3667 | 0.03900 | 210 | 142 | 59 | 9 |
791 | It’s a new contraption for makin’ coffee...He calls it “Pony Espresso.” | 1.3667 | 0.04127 | 210 | 146 | 51 | 13 |
792 | Legend says he had the best shot | 1.3667 | 0.04290 | 210 | 149 | 45 | 16 |
793 | Minimalist camping ain't as glamourous as people post on Instagram. | 1.3662 | 0.03807 | 213 | 148 | 54 | 11 |
794 | Ugh, gentrification | 1.3662 | 0.04400 | 213 | 154 | 40 | 19 |
795 | It ain't Black Bart--he's a chai guy. | 1.3656 | 0.03965 | 227 | 158 | 55 | 14 |
796 | Nobody seems to be home on the range | 1.3656 | 0.04110 | 227 | 161 | 49 | 17 |
797 | Since we turned this into an Airbnb we can never count on the last guys cleanin’ it up | 1.3656 | 0.03965 | 227 | 158 | 55 | 14 |
798 | Now I've had my fair share of beans by the fire, but it appears these fellars skipped town in a highly caffeinated state. | 1.3654 | 0.04263 | 208 | 147 | 46 | 15 |
799 | Son, there was a time when people paid 8 dollars for a Latte. | 1.3654 | 0.04370 | 208 | 149 | 42 | 17 |
800 | Let's give it one star and mosey on. | 1.3654 | 0.03862 | 208 | 140 | 60 | 8 |
801 | These millennials just aren’t cut out for the wild Wild West! | 1.3654 | 0.04152 | 208 | 145 | 50 | 13 |
802 | You're right - it's them damn single origin boys again. | 1.3649 | 0.04056 | 211 | 148 | 50 | 13 |
803 | Must have been a spaghetti western. | 1.3649 | 0.04220 | 211 | 149 | 47 | 15 |
804 | He screwed up the grind, so they strung him up. | 1.3649 | 0.04166 | 211 | 148 | 49 | 14 |
805 | Looks like the Pony Espresso has been through here. | 1.3649 | 0.04220 | 211 | 149 | 47 | 15 |
806 | I knew we should have stopped at that Starbucks. | 1.3649 | 0.04056 | 211 | 146 | 53 | 12 |
807 | I ate here once. It took forever to get a waiter. | 1.3641 | 0.04289 | 206 | 146 | 45 | 15 |
808 | I've seen it all, but leaving your expresso machine? Now that's really leaving in a hurry. | 1.3641 | 0.04234 | 206 | 145 | 47 | 14 |
809 | I'll look for the barista. You update your Facebook page. | 1.3641 | 0.04062 | 206 | 142 | 53 | 11 |
810 | When the cafes are closed the baristas run wild. | 1.3641 | 0.04234 | 206 | 145 | 47 | 14 |
811 | The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf ain't payin' us to sit around and drink latte's, Charlie. We got a Barista Gang to round up. | 1.3641 | 0.04289 | 206 | 146 | 45 | 15 |
812 | The fire’s burning and there’s still foam on the milk, so they can’t be far | 1.3641 | 0.04062 | 206 | 142 | 53 | 11 |
813 | Watch your back. We're in Hipster territory. | 1.3640 | 0.03951 | 228 | 159 | 55 | 14 |
814 | They won’t get far without coffee. | 1.3640 | 0.04234 | 228 | 165 | 43 | 20 |
815 | Now, you knock it off with that Macchiato nonsense. You'll drink an Americano like a real cowboy. | 1.3640 | 0.03951 | 228 | 159 | 55 | 14 |
816 | Espresso Desperado | 1.3636 | 0.04191 | 209 | 147 | 48 | 14 |
817 | I’m guessin’ “Tripleshot” McGee’s not exactly a gunslinger. | 1.3636 | 0.04246 | 209 | 148 | 46 | 15 |
818 | It looks like the Barista Boys gang is a half-hour ahead of us. | 1.3632 | 0.04256 | 212 | 151 | 45 | 16 |
819 | Dam! He was the last barista west of the Pecos! | 1.3628 | 0.04022 | 226 | 159 | 52 | 15 |
820 | Ain’t it grande! | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
821 | So this is the hideout of the Pony Expresso. | 1.3627 | 0.03114 | 204 | 149 | 45 | 10 |
822 | Smells like Raspberry and White Mocha...that's the McGraws, alright. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 204 | 147 | 40 | 17 |
823 | Wait until the health inspector hears about this. | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
824 | Those boys gonna be on edge for sure now. | 1.3627 | 0.04087 | 204 | 141 | 52 | 11 |
825 | He went back to get the house. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 204 | 147 | 40 | 17 |
826 | Care to stop? The next pony espresso isn't for ten miles. | 1.3624 | 0.03937 | 229 | 165 | 47 | 17 |
827 | Lefty — you don’t need a Harvard MBA to see that this was not the perfect location. | 1.3623 | 0.04104 | 207 | 144 | 51 | 12 |
828 | Damn you and your decaf. You see why they always seem to be one step ahead of us? | 1.3623 | 0.03988 | 207 | 142 | 55 | 10 |
829 | What do you wanna bet we find cups marked Olivia and Derek over yonder? | 1.3623 | 0.04047 | 207 | 143 | 53 | 11 |
830 | I know it's not fashionable, but I miss cowboy coffee. | 1.3623 | 0.04161 | 207 | 145 | 49 | 13 |
831 | I reckon we should have a word with the props department. | 1.3623 | 0.04161 | 207 | 145 | 49 | 13 |
832 | Pony express espresso. | 1.3623 | 0.04217 | 207 | 146 | 47 | 14 |
833 | It’s just leftover from the old Spaghetti Western days. | 1.3623 | 0.04590 | 207 | 153 | 33 | 21 |
834 | When I said '600 feet', I thought they'd clearly know I was exaggerating. | 1.3623 | 0.04272 | 207 | 147 | 45 | 15 |
835 | I wonder if they trued turning it off and on again...? | 1.3614 | 0.04170 | 202 | 141 | 49 | 12 |
836 | We'll find him. Just follow the smell of the Double, Half Sweet, Soy, Caramel Macchiato. | 1.3610 | 0.04186 | 205 | 144 | 48 | 13 |
837 | I'd prefer to eat someplace less fancy. | 1.3610 | 0.04354 | 205 | 147 | 42 | 16 |
838 | Welcome to the new Mild West. | 1.3610 | 0.04243 | 205 | 145 | 46 | 14 |
839 | A piece of detritus from before the pandemic. Pull up your face mask. | 1.3610 | 0.04186 | 205 | 144 | 48 | 13 |
840 | Guess we’ll have to cut ‘em off at the pasta, Biff. | 1.3610 | 0.04354 | 205 | 147 | 42 | 16 |
841 | I told you they were on the nine o'clock espresso from Dodge. | 1.3610 | 0.04243 | 205 | 145 | 46 | 14 |
842 | I told you Cookie would never make it as a barista. | 1.3610 | 0.04011 | 205 | 143 | 51 | 11 |
843 | Wait, is this a spaghetti western? | 1.3610 | 0.04354 | 205 | 147 | 42 | 16 |
844 | Just cuz it cost more don't make it better. | 1.3610 | 0.04129 | 205 | 143 | 50 | 12 |
845 | He Jo, The next time we head out for a cappoccino, let me pick the place. | 1.3610 | 0.04243 | 205 | 145 | 46 | 14 |
846 | Well this is obviously a ‘drive-thru’. | 1.3610 | 0.04243 | 205 | 145 | 46 | 14 |
847 | Lets gather us up a Posse, Jeb. I don't think them grounds is Fair Trade | 1.3610 | 0.04354 | 205 | 147 | 42 | 16 |
848 | Oh my god! It’s a deserted dessert cafe in the desert! | 1.3610 | 0.04463 | 205 | 149 | 38 | 18 |
849 | On account of the state of things here, I'd say he only has two shots left." | 1.3606 | 0.03973 | 208 | 143 | 55 | 10 |
850 | Maybe they ran out of oat milk? | 1.3606 | 0.04309 | 208 | 149 | 43 | 16 |
851 | Look like he didn't have time to fire off a single shot | 1.3606 | 0.03973 | 208 | 145 | 52 | 11 |
852 | Something tells me it's the grande, double shot, no foam Frappuccino gang. | 1.3606 | 0.03943 | 208 | 150 | 44 | 14 |
853 | So much for the Galloping Gourmet ... | 1.3600 | 0.04196 | 200 | 140 | 48 | 12 |
854 | Must've just missed 'em. Looks like they're headed for Seattle. | 1.3600 | 0.04075 | 200 | 138 | 52 | 10 |
855 | It looks like The Baristas are on the move again.. | 1.3600 | 0.04372 | 200 | 143 | 42 | 15 |
856 | I guess no one's home on the range | 1.3596 | 0.04382 | 203 | 146 | 41 | 16 |
857 | They called it “Starbucks.” People drank “iced lattes” back then, and something called “pink drink.” | 1.3596 | 0.04004 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
858 | Hate these Unmanned Pony Espresso Stops! | 1.3596 | 0.04035 | 203 | 140 | 53 | 10 |
859 | Go round up a posse, I'll whip up a couple a lattes. | 1.3596 | 0.04382 | 203 | 146 | 41 | 16 |
860 | The problem they ran into was that cactus can’t replace toilet paper. | 1.3596 | 0.04326 | 203 | 145 | 43 | 15 |
861 | Now we add littering to the murder charges. | 1.3592 | 0.04337 | 206 | 148 | 42 | 16 |
862 | They can’t be far. The froth is still bubbling. | 1.3586 | 0.04099 | 198 | 137 | 51 | 10 |
863 | What I want is a hard-target search of every record shop, skate shop, vape shop, vintage shop, and bike shop in this entire area. | 1.3582 | 0.04411 | 201 | 145 | 40 | 16 |
864 | They can’t be too far ahead of us. There’s still foam in the pitcher. | 1.3582 | 0.04119 | 201 | 140 | 50 | 11 |
865 | Skidaddled purdy darn fast. Late for yoga or some other dang thing. | 1.3582 | 0.04267 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
866 | Now a mere historical footnote, the Pony Express was originally known as the Pony Espresso. | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
867 | The natives are getting restless. And now we know why. | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
868 | Damn coffee, I wish we knew how to quit you. | 1.3582 | 0.04179 | 201 | 141 | 48 | 12 |
869 | I guess that's why they call him "Red Eye." | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
870 | Tell the sheriff he ain’t gettin’ his flat white. | 1.3582 | 0.03934 | 201 | 137 | 56 | 8 |
871 | Durn it, Hank you didn't have to shoot him ... when he asked if you wanted chocolate on your cappucino he wasn't implying you were gay ... | 1.3582 | 0.04467 | 201 | 148 | 35 | 18 |
872 | Shouldn't be any problem catchin' up with 'em, Jake ... they won't want to spill their lattes. | 1.3582 | 0.04354 | 201 | 144 | 42 | 15 |
873 | Looks like they took the panini press. | 1.3582 | 0.04354 | 201 | 144 | 42 | 15 |
874 | Don't touch anything Cody, I'm almost out of hand sanitizer. | 1.3582 | 0.04411 | 201 | 145 | 40 | 16 |
875 | Can't be more than a latte or two ahead of us now. | 1.3582 | 0.04354 | 201 | 144 | 42 | 15 |
876 | Couldn't have left that long ago; the avocado toast's still fresh. | 1.3582 | 0.04089 | 201 | 142 | 47 | 12 |
877 | Yup. It's definitely the Cappuccino Kid | 1.3582 | 0.04297 | 201 | 143 | 44 | 14 |
878 | Well, pardner, good thing we rendezvoused at that Starbucks back by the mall. | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
879 | We’ll head ‘em off at Pilates. | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
880 | They call this curbside? | 1.3582 | 0.04119 | 201 | 140 | 50 | 11 |
881 | Must’ve been them Native Americanos. | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
882 | I told you they'd never cut it in the Americano West. | 1.3582 | 0.04354 | 201 | 144 | 42 | 15 |
883 | Well Jake, I'd say we just missed out on a hot cup of Joe, with a shot of expresso, a double pump of hazelnut, skim-milk foam and a dusting of cinnamon. | 1.3575 | 0.03980 | 207 | 143 | 54 | 10 |
884 | Dang. They used to have great take-out. | 1.3568 | 0.04205 | 199 | 140 | 47 | 12 |
885 | Damn those Spaghetti Westerns | 1.3568 | 0.04497 | 199 | 145 | 37 | 17 |
886 | Damn Millennials. | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
887 | And this here, this used to be what they called “New York City” | 1.3568 | 0.04382 | 199 | 143 | 41 | 15 |
888 | You should see what they did with the range. | 1.3568 | 0.04497 | 199 | 147 | 34 | 18 |
889 | So that’s why they’re always able to make a quick getaway. | 1.3568 | 0.04324 | 199 | 142 | 43 | 14 |
890 | For sure, this ain't the Keurig Kid's campin spot. | 1.3568 | 0.04113 | 199 | 141 | 46 | 12 |
891 | Looks like a bad one, Clem. The baristas have stampeded. | 1.3568 | 0.04324 | 199 | 142 | 43 | 14 |
892 | We'll never catch up to them now that they're caffeinated. | 1.3568 | 0.04324 | 199 | 142 | 43 | 14 |
893 | They can't be far. There's still frothy foam on that skinny matcha green tea with soy milk and four pumps. | 1.3568 | 0.04440 | 199 | 144 | 39 | 16 |
894 | Scoundrels these days are so high maintenance. | 1.3568 | 0.04324 | 199 | 142 | 43 | 14 |
895 | We're getting close. Watch for napkins and stir sticks. | 1.3568 | 0.03826 | 199 | 134 | 59 | 6 |
896 | He was just here. I'd know his macchia de espresso anywhere. | 1.3568 | 0.04082 | 199 | 138 | 51 | 10 |
897 | We can't be more than a half-caff's ride behind them. | 1.3568 | 0.04324 | 199 | 142 | 43 | 14 |
898 | Yup, looks like we just missed the americano. | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
899 | DAMN MILLENNIALS, NEVER PUT ANYTHING AWAY. | 1.3568 | 0.04440 | 199 | 144 | 39 | 16 |
900 | Prioritys have changed in the new west. | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
901 | We better tell the Sheriff, without their coffee, these outlaws are now more than dangerous - they will be downright IRRITABLE! | 1.3568 | 0.04553 | 199 | 146 | 35 | 18 |
902 | If the baristas have been wiped out is life still worth living? | 1.3568 | 0.04440 | 199 | 144 | 39 | 16 |
903 | But you said, 'take a shot.' | 1.3568 | 0.04144 | 199 | 139 | 49 | 11 |
904 | It's broke but there's a Starbucks just yonder past them Saguaros. | 1.3568 | 0.04205 | 199 | 140 | 47 | 12 |
905 | The Double Latte Gang.....can't be more than a days ride away | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
906 | Yep, when his barista quit, Cookie just went kinda loco. | 1.3568 | 0.04553 | 199 | 146 | 35 | 18 |
907 | Why do you think it is a mirage? | 1.3553 | 0.04231 | 197 | 139 | 46 | 12 |
908 | So much for home on the range. | 1.3553 | 0.04170 | 197 | 138 | 48 | 11 |
909 | Why in tarnation these hombres bother with a fancy coffee machine? Why, everyone knows, the best part of waking up is chili in your cup. | 1.3553 | 0.04411 | 197 | 142 | 40 | 15 |
910 | The director told me this was the modern take on spaghetti westerns. | 1.3553 | 0.04231 | 197 | 139 | 46 | 12 |
911 | I've seen this before. They ran out of Starbucks. | 1.3553 | 0.03381 | 197 | 144 | 43 | 10 |
912 | Do you think there's wi-fi? | 1.3553 | 0.04352 | 197 | 141 | 42 | 14 |
913 | Looks like we’re on the trail of the Pony Espresso | 1.3553 | 0.04231 | 197 | 139 | 46 | 12 |
914 | You're one to judge, Billy. You've got your horse dressed in a thong. | 1.3553 | 0.04352 | 197 | 141 | 42 | 14 |
915 | Tell me again why we had to rob that Starbucks. | 1.3553 | 0.04170 | 197 | 140 | 45 | 12 |
916 | Looks like things went from spaghetti to linguine real quick. | 1.3548 | 0.04123 | 217 | 155 | 47 | 15 |
917 | The grounds are still warm... The baristas can't be far. | 1.3544 | 0.04161 | 206 | 146 | 47 | 13 |
918 | I’ve seen this sign before. Not good. Means no latte. | 1.3538 | 0.04195 | 195 | 137 | 47 | 11 |
919 | No kiddin’ - You have to put the contraption on top of the campfire? | 1.3538 | 0.04380 | 195 | 140 | 41 | 14 |
920 | He won’t get far. His triple shot cashew milk mocha with no foam and cinnamon dusting is decaf. | 1.3538 | 0.04132 | 195 | 136 | 49 | 10 |
921 | Well that's a shame, how 'bout some tea? | 1.3538 | 0.04195 | 195 | 137 | 47 | 11 |
922 | Is this the range? | 1.3527 | 0.04145 | 207 | 147 | 47 | 13 |
923 | Yep, they're heading for higher grounds. | 1.3526 | 0.03997 | 190 | 130 | 53 | 7 |
924 | I’d say you’re right, Phil. This looks to be the camp of the Breve Bandits. | 1.3523 | 0.04157 | 193 | 135 | 48 | 10 |
925 | We'll catch 'em soon enough--they're runnin' on instant. | 1.3523 | 0.04222 | 193 | 136 | 46 | 11 |
926 | Starbucks it is, then. | 1.3523 | 0.04348 | 193 | 138 | 42 | 13 |
927 | I tol' ya, Thad, I can track an MFA student for miles, easy | 1.3523 | 0.04157 | 193 | 135 | 48 | 10 |
928 | They haven't been gone long - the Latte is still warm. | 1.3523 | 0.04222 | 193 | 136 | 46 | 11 |
929 | Yuppie-ki-yay! | 1.3523 | 0.04530 | 193 | 141 | 36 | 16 |
930 | Looks like The Barista Gang up and left. | 1.3523 | 0.04470 | 193 | 140 | 38 | 15 |
931 | From the looks of it, the Latte Kid and his gang can’t be too far ahead of us. | 1.3523 | 0.04348 | 193 | 138 | 42 | 13 |
932 | The Italians were here... | 1.3523 | 0.04348 | 193 | 138 | 42 | 13 |
933 | We’re too late- the barista gang fled already! | 1.3523 | 0.02494 | 193 | 142 | 45 | 6 |
934 | Looks like our reservations don’t matter. | 1.3523 | 0.04157 | 193 | 135 | 48 | 10 |
935 | Them rustlers lit out on espresso, we'll never catch em | 1.3523 | 0.03958 | 193 | 137 | 46 | 10 |
936 | Whoa! That's Ethiopian Yirgacheffe coffee. Single grower. They can't be far! | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
937 | Don’t fret. I reckon they’ll be another just across the canyon. | 1.3516 | 0.04321 | 182 | 128 | 44 | 10 |
938 | I wish those big city folks would at least learn to extinguish their camp fires. | 1.3515 | 0.04153 | 202 | 143 | 47 | 12 |
939 | It's the masks. They thought we were bandits. | 1.3508 | 0.04439 | 191 | 138 | 39 | 14 |
940 | Looks like the hipsters have been here again. | 1.3508 | 0.04376 | 191 | 137 | 41 | 13 |
941 | Two things are certain: they were all masked, and somewhere back aways we musta crossed into the 21st century! | 1.3508 | 0.04248 | 191 | 135 | 45 | 11 |
942 | We just missed ‘em - cappuccinos are still steamin’. | 1.3508 | 0.04248 | 191 | 135 | 45 | 11 |
943 | The barista bandits are back. | 1.3508 | 0.04313 | 191 | 136 | 43 | 12 |
944 | When I fire my gun you are going to see two cactuses run. | 1.3508 | 0.04248 | 191 | 135 | 45 | 11 |
945 | Musta been the dark roast. | 1.3508 | 0.04561 | 191 | 140 | 35 | 16 |
946 | Oh, no! It looks like we got here just a little too latte. | 1.3508 | 0.04183 | 191 | 134 | 47 | 10 |
947 | No wonder its only one star on Yelp*. | 1.3508 | 0.04117 | 191 | 135 | 46 | 10 |
948 | Looks like that pack of hipsters just blew through | 1.3508 | 0.04313 | 191 | 136 | 43 | 12 |
949 | It's The Espresso Kid alright. We'll never catch him now. | 1.3508 | 0.04183 | 191 | 134 | 47 | 10 |
950 | No, no. The location wasn’t the problem - plenty of foot traffic. Problem was they always burned the the damn coffee. | 1.3508 | 0.04376 | 191 | 137 | 41 | 13 |
951 | Huh. I saw on Instagram they were still open for take out. | 1.3508 | 0.04313 | 191 | 136 | 43 | 12 |
952 | Looks like a Dine and Dash | 1.3505 | 0.04140 | 194 | 136 | 48 | 10 |
953 | Looks like the "Cappuccino Kid" left in quite a hurry. | 1.3492 | 0.04341 | 189 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
954 | Looks like the Barista Banditos were running latte. | 1.3492 | 0.04405 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
955 | Before the standoff, let's offer them a mint. | 1.3492 | 0.04276 | 189 | 136 | 41 | 12 |
956 | Well, I guess we should head back to Starbucks | 1.3492 | 0.04341 | 189 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
957 | They were just here, the milk is still warm. | 1.3492 | 0.04073 | 189 | 131 | 50 | 8 |
958 | Seriously! ...Ok, let’s just have tea. | 1.3492 | 0.04341 | 189 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
959 | Well latte-da, that's a bit despresso. | 1.3492 | 0.04593 | 189 | 139 | 34 | 16 |
960 | Well Sheriff, you were right. Looks like the Hills Brothers have teamed up with the Folgers gang after all. | 1.3492 | 0.04405 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
961 | Starbuckaroos looks closed. | 1.3492 | 0.04341 | 189 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
962 | That's why they was so fast. | 1.3492 | 0.04276 | 189 | 134 | 44 | 11 |
963 | Woah Nellie, we just missed them. Well, better latte then never. | 1.3490 | 0.04165 | 192 | 135 | 47 | 10 |
964 | Baristas. And by the looks of it we just missed em | 1.3476 | 0.04402 | 187 | 137 | 36 | 14 |
965 | Well Luke, looks like Glamper season is here again. | 1.3476 | 0.04063 | 187 | 137 | 38 | 12 |
966 | He can't have gotten far. Those are decaf beans. | 1.3476 | 0.04369 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
967 | Looks like they high-tailed it outta here sometime in the early 70s. | 1.3476 | 0.04563 | 187 | 137 | 35 | 15 |
968 | No, you fool, I said to track the Bautista Gang! | 1.3476 | 0.04369 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
969 | Range on the Home | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 187 | 138 | 33 | 16 |
970 | Sheriff, there’s trouble a-brewin’. | 1.3476 | 0.04167 | 187 | 131 | 47 | 9 |
971 | This town ain’t big enough for a venti... | 1.3476 | 0.04435 | 187 | 135 | 39 | 13 |
972 | The Americanos never stood a chance. | 1.3476 | 0.04303 | 187 | 133 | 43 | 11 |
973 | ‘I guess we should’ve looked up the reviews beforehand.’ | 1.3476 | 0.04687 | 187 | 139 | 31 | 17 |
974 | You see, no matter what they invent people always return to the simple! | 1.3476 | 0.04303 | 187 | 133 | 43 | 11 |
975 | I reckon it’s a multi-generational gang we’re after. | 1.3476 | 0.04369 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
976 | Dang. Now those rustlers will be riding twice as fast. | 1.3476 | 0.04236 | 187 | 132 | 45 | 10 |
977 | Damn barista bandits. | 1.3476 | 0.04167 | 187 | 131 | 47 | 9 |
978 | Did you forget to lock up again before we left? | 1.3476 | 0.04435 | 187 | 135 | 39 | 13 |
979 | I told you no one would pay a whole two bits for a cup of joe, Starbuck. | 1.3476 | 0.04369 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
980 | Looks like some shots were fired. | 1.3476 | 0.04303 | 187 | 133 | 43 | 11 |
981 | Looks like we’re too late bringing back the almond milk. | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
982 | You sure we are in the right decade? | 1.3459 | 0.04123 | 185 | 129 | 48 | 8 |
983 | Dang! Millennial rustlers | 1.3459 | 0.04263 | 185 | 131 | 44 | 10 |
984 | They left on the espresso train. | 1.3459 | 0.04263 | 185 | 131 | 44 | 10 |
985 | Those darn New Yorkers again. | 1.3459 | 0.04465 | 185 | 134 | 38 | 13 |
986 | Overfranchised. | 1.3459 | 0.04051 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
987 | They can't be far off; the tip jar is still full. | 1.3459 | 0.04331 | 185 | 132 | 42 | 11 |
988 | Looks like they didn’t have time to compost their grounds before they took off. | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
989 | Not to worry, Slim, there's another one open at yonder rock. | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
990 | I told you Amazon delivers anywhere. | 1.3459 | 0.04331 | 185 | 132 | 42 | 11 |
991 | I'll call 911; you search for the wall outlet. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
992 | DAGNAMIT! I’’m no good without my double espresso. | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
993 | Damn restaurant critics. Another fine eatery done gone. | 1.3443 | 0.04291 | 183 | 130 | 43 | 10 |
994 | I told you we're in a time-travel western. | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
995 | We can't be far off- looks like they didn't even reach the 195 to 205 degrees Fahrenheit necessary for optimal bean extraction. | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
996 | Looks like the Pony Espresso must have stopped here. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
997 | Bet ya anything they're headed East. | 1.3443 | 0.04291 | 183 | 130 | 43 | 10 |
998 | I love the smell of latte in the morning. | 1.3443 | 0.04220 | 183 | 129 | 45 | 9 |
999 | I told them not to charge $5 for a latte. | 1.3443 | 0.04562 | 183 | 134 | 35 | 14 |
1000 | They say this, here, is the spot the great Milk Product Standoff occurred. Oat, soy, almond, cow--many a dander was raised, sighs heaved, eyes rolled. The eternal flame is in remembrance of the baristas who had to put up with that crap that day." | 1.3443 | 0.04627 | 183 | 135 | 33 | 15 |
1001 | That Vente Latte still looks warm | 1.3443 | 0.04184 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
1002 | What happened to the good old days? | 1.3443 | 0.04220 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
1003 | I'd say we're trackin' a couple of city slickers. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
1004 | Fire's fresh, but with that much caffeine in 'em they could be miles away. | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
1005 | Well, I've always heard he's the fastest barista in the West. | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
1006 | This must be the dude ranch, but where's the dude? | 1.3443 | 0.02144 | 183 | 142 | 33 | 8 |
1007 | Looks like plain lattes... They must've been in some hurry. | 1.3443 | 0.04220 | 183 | 129 | 45 | 9 |
1008 | Yes, we just missed ‘em.... the Pony Espresso Gang. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
1009 | Doggone it. I was hoping the gal with the nose ring and the sparrow tattoo was gonna be here. She and I, we have a little rapport is all. She...she talks to me, you know? She makes eye contact. Makes me feel special. Not a WORD to my wife about this. | 1.3443 | 0.04562 | 183 | 134 | 35 | 14 |
1010 | Well Headly, here's something you don't see every day. | 1.3443 | 0.04529 | 183 | 136 | 32 | 15 |
1011 | There's one on every corner.. | 1.3443 | 0.04075 | 183 | 127 | 49 | 7 |
1012 | Damn, I could have used a cappuccino! | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
1013 | It looks like we just missed the notorious Barista Bandit gang. | 1.3443 | 0.04220 | 183 | 129 | 45 | 9 |
1014 | The oat milk is still frothy, they can’t be far. | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
1015 | Ever since the Barrista's arrived the milk snakes been carrying them off whole. | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
1016 | Cowpokes out here don't take kindly to a messed up cappuccino. | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
1017 | 'Musta just got t.p. in at Walmart' | 1.3443 | 0.04627 | 183 | 135 | 33 | 15 |
1018 | Yep, one more mom & pop driven out of business by Pony Espresso. | 1.3443 | 0.04562 | 183 | 134 | 35 | 14 |
1019 | Well, we lost him again. Got to give him credit for his social distancing. | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
1020 | I don't think the coffee's gonna help them get away-unless they gave it to the horses. | 1.3443 | 0.04562 | 183 | 134 | 35 | 14 |
1021 | There's still froth on the double macchiato. They can't have gone too far. | 1.3436 | 0.04112 | 195 | 138 | 47 | 10 |
1022 | Damn, last time we came through here they gave me a free latte card! | 1.3427 | 0.04220 | 178 | 125 | 45 | 8 |
1023 | We don't need no stinkin' biscotti, this here is tea country. | 1.3427 | 0.04294 | 178 | 126 | 43 | 9 |
1024 | It’s pronounced ‘espresso’. | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 132 | 31 | 15 |
1025 | Looks like they're closed | 1.3427 | 0.04220 | 178 | 125 | 45 | 8 |
1026 | Don't worry, there's another one one the next corner. | 1.3427 | 0.04580 | 178 | 130 | 35 | 13 |
1027 | It looks like the Pony Espresso riders just broke camp! | 1.3427 | 0.04439 | 178 | 128 | 39 | 11 |
1028 | Reminds me. I forgot to pack the marshmallows again. | 1.3427 | 0.04580 | 178 | 130 | 35 | 13 |
1029 | Looks like we’re café au late. | 1.3427 | 0.04144 | 178 | 124 | 47 | 7 |
1030 | Dang! Looks like we just missed the espresso. | 1.3427 | 0.04367 | 178 | 127 | 41 | 10 |
1031 | Sure, they're faster now. But at what cost? | 1.3427 | 0.04367 | 178 | 127 | 41 | 10 |
1032 | This isn’t the Old West I remember, Deke. | 1.3427 | 0.04649 | 178 | 131 | 33 | 14 |
1033 | First time I've seen a range on a home on the range. | 1.3427 | 0.04580 | 178 | 130 | 35 | 13 |
1034 | Dagnammit sheriff, we’ll never catch ‘em now; I reckon that’s a double shot. | 1.3427 | 0.04367 | 178 | 127 | 41 | 10 |
1035 | I really wish people would throw their used stirrers away | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 134 | 28 | 16 |
1036 | If you're right and you heard them pull 4 shots. That only leaves them enough for a double breve. We should see them back by nightfall. | 1.3425 | 0.04024 | 181 | 125 | 50 | 6 |
1037 | The grande nonfat caramel macchiato bandits can’t be far now. Let’s ride! | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1038 | You sure we ain’t goin’ in circles, Nelson? That there cactus looks mighty familiar. | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1039 | I told you coming all this way for a latte was a waste of time. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
1040 | I warned 'em, calling it Geronimoccha's wouldn't go over well. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
1041 | Nobody's home or on the range. | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1042 | Looks like we missed the espresso. | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
1043 | Well we missed Happy Hour! | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
1044 | All this used to be a Starbucks, far as the eye could see. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1045 | Looks like we just missed Butch Cassidy and the Starbucks Kid! | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
1046 | I can smell the pumpkin spice; we're on the right trail. | 1.3425 | 0.04174 | 181 | 127 | 46 | 8 |
1047 | Move along, these are sacred grounds. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1048 | Looks like Buck was here all right. He gets mighty ornery when Cookie runs out of cinnamon. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1049 | I'd stay longer but the horses only drink oat milk lattes. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1050 | We should be able to wrap this up quickly, sheriff. How far could they get dragging a generator? | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1051 | They must've gotten one of them small business loans. | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
1052 | The Cappuccino Gang. First we catch 'em, then we decaffeinate 'em. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 132 | 37 | 12 |
1053 | Jake we got to stop those varmints before they rob another appliance store." | 1.3425 | 0.04211 | 181 | 135 | 33 | 13 |
1054 | dagnabit barista bandits again | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1055 | Dang, I was sure hoping for one of those them cappuccinos. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1056 | '"Well, just goes to show Starbuck's can't be successful everywhere..." | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1057 | Shoot! Looks like we got here too latte. | 1.3425 | 0.04137 | 181 | 129 | 43 | 9 |
1058 | Wannabe hipsters. | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
1059 | Il brutto, il buono, il cattivo | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
1060 | Don’t worry they will be back by morning | 1.3425 | 0.03748 | 181 | 134 | 37 | 10 |
1061 | We’re too late. The Keurig gang has struck again. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1062 | Espresso! We’ll never catch ‘em now. | 1.3425 | 0.04790 | 181 | 136 | 28 | 17 |
1063 | He won't get far on his fixed gear bike. | 1.3425 | 0.04726 | 181 | 135 | 30 | 16 |
1064 | Huh - there really is a Starbucks on every corner.” | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1065 | They won't get far with all of that coffee in 'em. | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
1066 | Slim, I think we're in the middle of one of them Italian westerns | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1067 | The milk is still foamy. They're only a half hour ahead. | 1.3425 | 0.04100 | 181 | 126 | 48 | 7 |
1068 | It’s the Barista Gang. They’re heading for the border with everyone’s tip jars. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1069 | Whoa, looks like that candy-ass new barista musta messed up the foam flower on Mean Pete's latte. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
1070 | This is where the shots were fired. | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1071 | Looks like someone's not in lockdown. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1072 | Dollars to doughnuts, they're heading back to Brooklyn. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1073 | Obviously a bunch of greenhorns: didn't know they could get battery power out of a cactus. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
1074 | Well heck, Hank. It looks like Cookie done vamoosed without his Delonghi. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1075 | Couldn't be Kiowa. They're strictly hibachi and charcoal briquets. | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1076 | I told you to put on your mask. Now we’ll never get our lattes! | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1077 | Better ride into town and get a posse Deputy. Tell ‘em it looks like the Williams-Sonoma Gang’s busted out again. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
1078 | Looks like we’re too latte. | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
1079 | Yep, looks like the Barista Brothers have been here. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 131 | 39 | 11 |
1080 | I dunno Sheriff. I don't think your star and our bucks is a good theme for a coffee bizness. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
1081 | Never thought they'd really close 'em all just because of a little virus! | 1.3425 | 0.04174 | 181 | 127 | 46 | 8 |
1082 | Pony Espresso” seems too ambitious. Let’s deliver the mail instead. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1083 | Sheesh- those urban cowboys have been here again! | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
1084 | The hell with the bounty, I'm joining the fugitives. | 1.3425 | 0.04726 | 181 | 135 | 30 | 16 |
1085 | We may be too late, but unless I'm mistaken this was Custer's last coffee. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
1086 | Looks like your hunch that it was a Barista Brothers job was right. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1087 | They didn't even leave it plugged in for us. | 1.3425 | 0.04247 | 181 | 128 | 44 | 9 |
1088 | Looks like Pony Espresso. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
1089 | Them varmints spilled the beans this time. | 1.3425 | 0.04100 | 181 | 126 | 48 | 7 |
1090 | These non-fat, one pump, no whip, soy lattes can only mean one thing... | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1091 | When the waitress gets back, ask her for the key to the restroom. | 1.3409 | 0.04613 | 176 | 129 | 34 | 13 |
1092 | Can you believe it? New Yorkers..."What Else?" | 1.3409 | 0.04613 | 176 | 129 | 34 | 13 |
1093 | Looks like they ran out of oat milk. | 1.3409 | 0.04247 | 176 | 124 | 44 | 8 |
1094 | So, it's the New Orleans Chicory Blend Gang all right | 1.3409 | 0.04613 | 176 | 129 | 34 | 13 |
1095 | He ain't far. Where there's a Nespresso, there's a Clooney. | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
1096 | This was no camping accident... | 1.3409 | 0.04613 | 176 | 129 | 34 | 13 |
1097 | Pre-ground Arabica beans? City slickers. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
1098 | Hipsters, I’d say. | 1.3408 | 0.04347 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
1099 | I was pretty upset when I realized there were no outlets | 1.3408 | 0.04559 | 179 | 131 | 35 | 13 |
1100 | A French press is so much better for the environment. | 1.3408 | 0.04274 | 179 | 127 | 43 | 9 |
1101 | keep yer distance, them cacti are highly caffeinated and hostile. | 1.3407 | 0.04438 | 182 | 132 | 38 | 12 |
1102 | The Persistence of Cowboys by Salvador Dalí | 1.3401 | 0.04384 | 197 | 145 | 37 | 15 |
1103 | It's even worse than I imagined, Jake. He uses a blade grinder on his beans. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
1104 | They were sick and tired of being home on the range. | 1.3391 | 0.04575 | 174 | 127 | 35 | 12 |
1105 | Again? | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
1106 | Uh-Oh. Looks like the Peet's Gang is back in the area again. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
1107 | Could've told 'em their pop-up would fail. It's time we finally start that market research shop. | 1.3391 | 0.04718 | 174 | 129 | 31 | 14 |
1108 | I don't think they're open yet | 1.3390 | 0.04376 | 177 | 127 | 40 | 10 |
1109 | Socialite distancing | 1.3372 | 0.04496 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
1110 | Missed 'em! We shouldn't have stopped for them cronuts. | 1.3372 | 0.04302 | 172 | 122 | 42 | 8 |
1111 | We're gonna need the long extension cord. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
1112 | We don't need no stinking barista! | 1.3372 | 0.04753 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
1113 | They’re just a few hours ahead of us! I can tell by the froth on them cups! | 1.3372 | 0.04263 | 172 | 124 | 39 | 9 |
1114 | Told you I'd find us a Starbucks. | 1.3372 | 0.04753 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
1115 | Ol Lefty sure knew how to brew up a dynamite cup of coffee. | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
1116 | Told you they changed their breakfast hours. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
1117 | Bandits! They’ll leave the campfire but take the coffee. | 1.3372 | 0.04824 | 172 | 129 | 28 | 15 |
1118 | It looks like they they had a hard time on the range..... | 1.3372 | 0.04381 | 172 | 123 | 40 | 9 |
1119 | Guess they found out the wifi was better at the OK corral | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
1120 | Yeah, they are known for always taking an extra shot... | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
1121 | Do you think this is social distancing ? | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
1122 | Used to be one near every campfire. | 1.3372 | 0.04058 | 172 | 119 | 48 | 5 |
1123 | They gave us the sip. | 1.3372 | 0.04894 | 172 | 130 | 26 | 16 |
1124 | I knew we should have stopped at the Starbucks back at the pass. | 1.3369 | 0.04076 | 187 | 132 | 47 | 8 |
1125 | Italians... | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1126 | Learn from this. The bonfire wasn't made in China. | 1.3353 | 0.04489 | 170 | 123 | 37 | 10 |
1127 | Lost Starbucks tribe desperate for triple shot espresso, I reckon. | 1.3353 | 0.04331 | 170 | 121 | 41 | 8 |
1128 | What did you expect from a spaghetti western? | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1129 | Now that's what I call an open kitchen plan. | 1.3353 | 0.04331 | 170 | 121 | 41 | 8 |
1130 | We’re hot on their trail, go check and see if the coffee is still warm. | 1.3353 | 0.04489 | 170 | 123 | 37 | 10 |
1131 | I reckon they ran into a latte trouble. | 1.3353 | 0.04716 | 170 | 126 | 31 | 13 |
1132 | Definitely from Manhattan. Keep that mask on. | 1.3353 | 0.04083 | 170 | 118 | 47 | 5 |
1133 | Darn, we’re just a little latte! | 1.3353 | 0.04371 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
1134 | "Yeah, this a mocha massacre all right. Those poor souls never realized they were in cappuccino territory." | 1.3353 | 0.04789 | 170 | 127 | 29 | 14 |
1135 | By the smell of that fair trade arabica, I’m guessin’ they hightailed it straight back to Brooklyn. | 1.3353 | 0.04411 | 170 | 122 | 39 | 9 |
1136 | Oh no. Is this the beginning of gentrification? | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
1137 | The Arabica Gang finally put the Pony Espresso outta business. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1138 | Looks like we’re two weeks behind Italy. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1139 | They obviously beat it out of here in a hurry—left the space heater on. | 1.3333 | 0.04277 | 168 | 119 | 42 | 7 |
1140 | Social distancing drives those city folk crazy. | 1.3333 | 0.04277 | 168 | 119 | 42 | 7 |
1141 | Well Luke, I'm guessing that they're headed for Seattle. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1142 | Looks like the Foam on the Range Gang was here. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1143 | I guess we're arriving too latte. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1144 | Pony Expresso, they used to call it. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1145 | Must be the Barista de Machiato gang. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1146 | I think we arrived a little latte | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1147 | Looks like they left here about 15 minutes ago. Probably 3 days ahead of us by now. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1148 | They can’t have got far. The stainless-steel, copper bottom, non-stick sauté pan is still warm. | 1.3333 | 0.04481 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
1149 | Last cappuccino before the border! | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1150 | So this is Starbuckaroo? | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
1151 | Looks and smells like they were here | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1152 | YOU WERE SERIOUS WHEN YOU SAID YOU LIKED MAKING IT OVER THE FIRE BETTER! | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
1153 | Shots were fired; shots were pulled. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1154 | It's bandit baristas all right. And now they're jacked up on pumpkin spice. | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1155 | So we rode all night and ended up in Italy? | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1156 | They're down to de-caf. They won't get far. | 1.3313 | 0.04220 | 166 | 117 | 43 | 6 |
1157 | This was Custer’s last espresso stand. | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1158 | This used to be a drive-thru. | 1.3313 | 0.04306 | 166 | 118 | 41 | 7 |
1159 | Damn Easterners... | 1.3313 | 0.04306 | 166 | 118 | 41 | 7 |
1160 | Yep, It's the Millennials all right, and they were just here. | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
1161 | This glamp site looks fresh. We're not far behind them! | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1162 | Must be from the post industrial apocalypse. | 1.3313 | 0.04787 | 166 | 124 | 29 | 13 |
1163 | We're too late. They lit out and they took the barista with 'em. | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1164 | It's the Italian gang, don't worry they won't get far without their morning coffee | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
1165 | Well Dusty, looks like our cup of mud will have to wait. | 1.3313 | 0.04220 | 166 | 120 | 39 | 7 |
1166 | It said they open at High Noon. | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1167 | Yessir, that’s Guatemalan alright—decaf. They won’t get far. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1168 | Franco-Comanche or Italo-Apache, what's your guess? | 1.3313 | 0.04306 | 166 | 118 | 41 | 7 |
1169 | We're close but too late. They took the extension cord we were following. | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
1170 | Tarnation, I just called our order in and paid for it. | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1171 | Looks like we’re too late for the Pony Espresso. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1172 | They left in a hurry. Probably headed for that bakery on the back forty. | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1173 | Wouldn’t you know it’s carry out only. | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1174 | Some people are really takin' that social distancing to heart. | 1.3313 | 0.04711 | 166 | 123 | 31 | 12 |
1175 | These pop-ups are out of control. | 1.3313 | 0.04220 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
1176 | They take this spaghetti western thing very seriously | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1177 | You think he went to find a restroom? | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
1178 | Desert glamping quickly lost its appeal when there was no outlet available for the espresso machine. | 1.3313 | 0.04348 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
1179 | Looks like someone tipped off the Latte Gang that we were coming. | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1180 | He musta gone off lookin' fer an extension cord. | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
1181 | They can't have gone far, there's still foam on their cappuccino. | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
1182 | I guess where there is no place to plug it in, you go manual. | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
1183 | I told you we should’ve gone to Starbucks | 1.3293 | 0.04247 | 164 | 116 | 42 | 6 |
1184 | Tarnation, there ain't no wifi neither! | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
1185 | I'd say it was a case of hasta barista!" | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
1186 | At least they get up early. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
1187 | Let's push on for grub, Dusty. I don't trust a messy kitchen. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
1188 | They left here in short order. | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
1189 | Damn these glam desperados and their haute cowboy camps! | 1.3293 | 0.04291 | 164 | 119 | 37 | 8 |
1190 | Starbucks... I haven't heard that name in a long time. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
1191 | If I had to guess, I'd say... macchiatos | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1192 | Starbucks closed it's doors just last week. Things move quick on the frontier. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1193 | I don't see any cream...he's traveling lite. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1194 | Looks like they missed their shot | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
1195 | Brokeback Coffee Maker | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
1196 | They can’t have gone far. The milk is still foamin’. | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
1197 | Looks like we're late for breakfast. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1198 | My mobile order said it’d be ready by 10am. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1199 | Whoa....hang on just a Demi-Minuto | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1200 | I admit, I’ve sown a few wild oat milks myself. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
1201 | Clearly, a Spaghetti Western. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
1202 | Seems too recent to have archeological value. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1203 | Let's hope it was decaf or else we'll never catch up to them. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1204 | Well, well, well. You were right; Italians.. Do you think they left any of those hard cookies behind? | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
1205 | I warned you, Cookie doesn't like special orders. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1206 | Home on the range sur' looks different these days. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
1207 | Aw shoot, they took the soy milk with ‘em. | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
1208 | Looks like we just missed ‘em, the espresso’s still warm. | 1.3272 | 0.03997 | 162 | 112 | 47 | 3 |
1209 | Home home with a range. | 1.3272 | 0.04275 | 162 | 115 | 41 | 6 |
1210 | Welp, no smoothies here, either. Let's keep moving. | 1.3272 | 0.04275 | 162 | 115 | 41 | 6 |
1211 | Damn! I could’ve used a latte right about now. | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
1212 | At least the drive-through is still open. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1213 | Westworld, under stay-at-home order. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1214 | Steamer's still hot, so they've probably got a 10 minute head start." | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1215 | From the looks of that espresso maker I'd say they're headed for the nearest Sam's Club! | 1.3250 | 0.04348 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
1216 | They left in a hurry. The milk is still foamy and 180 degrees. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1217 | Glampers always leave behind such a mess. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
1218 | It appears that they left more than footprints. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1219 | I just don’t get the hype behind pony espresso. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1220 | Those barista bandits can't be far, this latte is still frothy. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1221 | Looks like the 21st Century got here first. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1222 | Looks like someone was in a Venti hurry to get out of here. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
1223 | Do you think whatever he was fixen' to eat ate him? | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
1224 | Don't worry . I can track the GEN X's by their smart phones . | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1225 | No time to waste, Tex. From the looks of things, they're about 3 hours ahead of us, and they're not going to need a siesta. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1226 | I hate the Barista Gang.They are such pigs. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1227 | Here's the coffee maker, so we gotta be close to the range. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1228 | Looks like the calling card of Barista Bill | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1229 | They must have skedaddled in a hurry - nobody would abandon a Caramel Macchiato unless it was a life or death situation. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1230 | Looks like one of those urban elites was trying to camp again | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1231 | Couldn't have been very good coffee. | 1.3250 | 0.04901 | 160 | 121 | 26 | 13 |
1232 | Another dang barista bites the dust” | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1233 | How did we ever get from Spaghetti to Espresso Westerns? | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1234 | We had to get rid of Cookie when he changed the menu from coffee and beans to latte and scones. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1235 | I'm starting to believe they filmed these things in Italy. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1236 | They said it's the only Starbuck's that ever failed. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1237 | It's the barista gang alright; and they left in a hurry. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1238 | Guess ya’ gonna have to remove that bandana, to enjoy that cup o’ socially-distanced joe, Joe. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1239 | Them cappuccino rustlers have gotten worse and worse since they closed the coffee shops. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1240 | We just missed him, want a cappuccino before we go." | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1241 | I told you we should have ordered online | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1242 | I was wondering why Michelin only gave it one star. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1243 | Bandito Baristas. | 1.3250 | 0.04210 | 160 | 113 | 42 | 5 |
1244 | Must've been in a dad-blamed hurry. Left behind their espresso machine AND their French Press. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1245 | Looks like there’s another Star Buck who can’t compete with you! | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1246 | The closers really left a mess last night. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1247 | I'm a guess'n The Barista Kid has about a two-hour jump on us. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1248 | Do you think they took all the pastries? | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1249 | pony expresso | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1250 | Hey, look at that cactus. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1251 | Didn’t this used to be that Ride-Thru Starbucks...? | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1252 | Dadgumit! We just missed Billy the Millennial. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1253 | This is not what I had in mind when you said we were going to wrangle up some Joe. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1254 | Won't be hard to pick up the trail--they're a-carryin' that fridge. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1255 | Must be out making a delivery | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1256 | Looks like they got their Native Americanos to go | 1.3250 | 0.04901 | 160 | 121 | 26 | 13 |
1257 | Hmmm...looks like a case of Post Barista Stress Disorder! | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1258 | I've got it now--it was the barista, in the desert, with the branding iron. | 1.3250 | 0.04901 | 160 | 121 | 26 | 13 |
1259 | Two long, one short...I think someone was trying to send a signal. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1260 | Cookie don't take to newfangled ways | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1261 | They won’t make it too far. They live on that stuff. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1262 | Well they sure left in a hurry, they didn't even wipe down the milk frother. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1263 | Yup. Italians have passed through here. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1264 | I warned Cookie that Seth wouldn’t take kindly to whole milk in his latte! | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1265 | Don’t worry, there’s a Starbucks at the next desert | 1.3250 | 0.04901 | 160 | 121 | 26 | 13 |
1266 | These varmints apparently ain't from around these parts. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1267 | No problem, soon as they come back with the U-Haul, we grab 'em. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1268 | This is no country for old beans | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1269 | Bet we can catch them at the shitter if we leave now. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1270 | Dang, they only left the decaf. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1271 | Yep, there's still microfoam, Jeb. They can't be far off. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1272 | Somethin' mighty strange is going on around here: we lower our bandanas, get up close, and everybody skedaddles. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1273 | Rio Grande? Christ, can't you just call it a medium river? | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1274 | Is it a bad time to ask for coffee? | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1275 | Where's a damn barrista when you need one? | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1276 | Hank, I'ma thinkin' we outta retire, open a coffee shop...location, location, location. | 1.3250 | 0.04210 | 160 | 113 | 42 | 5 |
1277 | We're too late. They already made off with our Hazelnut Mocha Lattes. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1278 | Shots fired. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1279 | They ain't been gone long. The latte's still frothy | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1280 | I told ya, those goddamn capucino sippin’ liberals, no way they’ll ever understand the ways of the West | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1281 | I’m guessin’ they went for an extension cord. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1282 | I don't believe they're from around these parts. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1283 | They can't have gone far. The cappuccino machine is still warm. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1284 | Looks like we missed the Federal Expresso again. | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
1285 | Looks like they're 2 pony expressos ahead of us.. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1286 | Looks like they broke camp right after breakfast. | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1287 | Looks like another coffee franchise didn't make it | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
1288 | Just as I suspected... Glampers. | 1.3250 | 0.04068 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
1289 | Something tells me they had coffee. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1290 | Espresso. These men were itching for a fight. | 1.3230 | 0.04189 | 161 | 114 | 42 | 5 |
1291 | It's just like the Pony Espresso to leave in such a dang hurry. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
1292 | I reckon we’re looking for a 100 head of cattle tied up with a 50 mile extension cord. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
1293 | He's out of Chai, he won't get far now. | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
1294 | What kind of savages destroy the expresso machine! | 1.3228 | 0.04423 | 158 | 114 | 37 | 7 |
1295 | He went to a latte of trouble for the perfect brew. | 1.3228 | 0.04189 | 158 | 114 | 38 | 6 |
1296 | Gosh darn it, I told you we were gonna be too late for the Continental Breakfast! | 1.3228 | 0.04940 | 158 | 120 | 25 | 13 |
1297 | It was the Barista Boys alright. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
1298 | Oh, oh, drip vs espresso shoot out! | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1299 | I'll call housekeeping and let them know the campsite they assigned us is a mess. | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
1300 | Appears they had a few too many double shots. Best we try to round 'em up before nightfall. | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
1301 | The coffee sucks but their Possum is to die for! | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
1302 | 'I thought you said there was going to be coffee?' | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1303 | So much for rounding them up in short order. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1304 | He was doing just fine until Starbuck's moved in. | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
1305 | You don't abandon a fresh mocaccino unless it's pretty dire. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1306 | I personally never book a glamping site with a two cactus rating. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
1307 | Looks like the Baristas gang camped here last night. | 1.3228 | 0.04423 | 158 | 114 | 37 | 7 |
1308 | Guess he saw the masks and thought we were after his toilet paper. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1309 | Trouble with these pop up cafes is they're popping up some place else by the time you get there. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
1310 | Let's go to the next town only five miles away. They have two Starbucks right across the street from each other. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
1311 | I'd say they're about two shots' ride ahead of us. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
1312 | They can't have gotten far--the milk's still frothy. | 1.3228 | 0.04189 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
1313 | They were running out of places to open a new Starbucks | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1314 | Well, for the overnight packages, you have to use the Pony Espresso. | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
1315 | Gosh darn it, I don't know why businesses keep failing in this neighborhood. | 1.3228 | 0.04237 | 158 | 112 | 41 | 5 |
1316 | Goddamnit! This is the Washington Trail. | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
1317 | We must be getting close, they ditched their last espresso machine. | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
1318 | Looks like we just missed those Star Buckaroos. | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
1319 | Let's ride, partner. That Tall latté won't last till Laredo. | 1.3205 | 0.04360 | 156 | 112 | 38 | 6 |
1320 | Jeb, I just don't see how he ground those beans. | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
1321 | They left in a hurry, that's for sure. And they took the Instant Pot with 'em. | 1.3205 | 0.04454 | 156 | 113 | 36 | 7 |
1322 | Box canyon up ahead--we got 'em. They're runnin' low on mocha lattes. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1323 | Irresponsible. Well, at least they unplugged it. | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
1324 | them glam campers musta' hightailed it | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
1325 | Well Jim, it looks to me like they got Starbucked right out of here. | 1.3205 | 0.04681 | 156 | 118 | 27 | 11 |
1326 | That’s a no on coffee then? | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1327 | The Bandista escaped again... | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
1328 | It’s espresso, Philip. Not expressso. | 1.3205 | 0.04454 | 156 | 113 | 36 | 7 |
1329 | Yup, by the looks of it we caught up with the infamous "Galloping Gourmet." | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
1330 | home on the range, my ass | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1331 | Half-caf—they won’t get far. | 1.3205 | 0.04546 | 156 | 114 | 34 | 8 |
1332 | "I think you mean, the gang at vente has a background of grande sized robberies and looks to have a tall chance of escape." | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1333 | I'm tired of being one step behind the Baristas. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1334 | Damn city folk. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1335 | Looks like it's the Bar E Star boys outta Seattle... | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
1336 | Looks like they finally caught up with the Cappuccino Kid! | 1.3205 | 0.04454 | 156 | 113 | 36 | 7 |
1337 | They wanted more money, I gave them more money. Even threw in an Espresso maker. The other rancher offered a health plan and a 401K. Markets down. There was nothing more I could do. | 1.3205 | 0.04897 | 156 | 118 | 26 | 12 |
1338 | Someone was certainly upset with the lack of electricity! | 1.3195 | 0.04701 | 169 | 128 | 28 | 13 |
1339 | Dang! Looks like we showed up latte. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
1340 | Well, Slim, sure looks like they don't have curbside service after all. | 1.3190 | 0.04055 | 163 | 115 | 44 | 4 |
1341 | Looks like the competition between Starbucks and Duncan Donuts is getting more aggressive | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
1342 | Well what do you expect, you can only get Starbucks at a drive through and they don't allow horses | 1.3182 | 0.04243 | 154 | 112 | 36 | 6 |
1343 | Poor guy must've been overrun when Starbucks shut down for Covid19. | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
1344 | Yuppie ki-yay, they couldn't have gotten farther than Barista Junction | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
1345 | Looks like the Barista Josey Wales got away again. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
1346 | Looks like we were one espresso drink too late. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
1347 | Fire's still burning and hey, there's my missing Amazon orders. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
1348 | This reminds me - I left my curling iron on at home. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
1349 | You see John...I told you this wasn't a place for Starbucks. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
1350 | Gosh darn it, Eb. We missed brunch again. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
1351 | Hmm, the Pony Espresso cant be too far away | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
1352 | This is definitely a different breed of cattle rustlers. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
1353 | And you told me they were uncivilized savages. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
1354 | What in the Sam Hill is that? | 1.3182 | 0.04761 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
1355 | I thought YOU were bringing the extension cord | 1.3182 | 0.04292 | 154 | 110 | 39 | 5 |
1356 | Looks like the new Starbucks is open. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
1357 | Looks like a Starbucks camped here last night. | 1.3182 | 0.04761 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
1358 | This gives a new meaning to home on the range. | 1.3182 | 0.04292 | 154 | 110 | 39 | 5 |
1359 | They should be way beyond Rio Grande by now, maybe Rio Venti. | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
1360 | They're always one step ahead of us, don't they ever sleep? | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
1361 | "They say living on the run changes a man." | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
1362 | They'll be slowed by their weighted blankets. | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
1363 | Looks like kettle rustlers got here before us. | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1364 | We’re too latte ... they’ve already gone! | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1365 | Still no sign of the kitchen sink though... | 1.3158 | 0.05063 | 152 | 117 | 22 | 13 |
1366 | I guess he brought everything but the beans! Damned urban cowboy. | 1.3158 | 0.04270 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1367 | Sorry, partner, you made a wrong turn. This is the Pony Espresso. | 1.3158 | 0.05233 | 152 | 119 | 18 | 15 |
1368 | Well, we needed a new one anyway. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1369 | Milk's still warm. Reckon they're only a mile ahead of us. | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
1370 | Dang, they traded in our chuck wagon for an espresso machine. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1371 | So this is why we smelt burnt beans! | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1372 | Quick, double shot of espresso for the horses and we should be able to catch them by sundown. | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
1373 | They can't be far - this coffee machine's still warm. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1374 | He won't get far without a real breakfast. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1375 | They ain't far ahead now, that steamed froth can't be more'n an hour old. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
1376 | Well there's a Starbucks over yonder. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
1377 | Looks like the Pony Espresso just ditched camp! | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
1378 | Campfire's still warm.Those cappuccino banditos can't be too far off | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1379 | Starbucks customers can be touchy if their order isn't exactly right. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
1380 | Still packing that extension cord?” | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
1381 | Not to worry. I'm sure there's another one within moseyin' distance. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1382 | The locals get very upset if you're spotted drinking a cappuccino after noon! | 1.3158 | 0.04218 | 152 | 108 | 40 | 4 |
1383 | Them baristas can't have gone far. The espresso machine's still warm. | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
1384 | DANG IT HERB, I TOLD YOU THE GOURMET COFFEE GANG COULD SMELL YOUR SECOND RATE BROWN WATER YOU CALL COFFEE A MILE AWAY! THEY DONE PICKED UP CAMP AND LEFT ! | 1.3158 | 0.04566 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
1385 | Mimosas, espresso, avocado toast. They broke up brunch, and took the women and children! | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1386 | Well, I guess Starbucks can't open any damn place they feel like! | 1.3158 | 0.04420 | 152 | 110 | 36 | 6 |
1387 | I was hoping that they would leave the face masks! | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1388 | They must have been mad when they discovered that there were no electrical outlets out here. | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
1389 | I guess we 're too late. Do you still want to roast some marshmallows? | 1.3158 | 0.04977 | 152 | 116 | 24 | 12 |
1390 | Another ambush. Something tells me this Pony Espresso service isn't gonna last. | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
1391 | Looks like it's going to be instant tonight. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1392 | Some folk just fare better in the city. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1393 | We don't take kindly to New Yorkers around here. | 1.3158 | 0.04420 | 152 | 110 | 36 | 6 |
1394 | Those dirty bastards took the long extension cord with them! | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1395 | So that was a shot I heard | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1396 | Well, they sure left a latte behind. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1397 | Simple: Barista burnout. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1398 | No wonder they closed... seems nowadays there's a coffee shop on every trail corner." | 1.3158 | 0.04371 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
1399 | This must be one of those cattle drive-thrus. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1400 | It looks like someone deserted the desert after dessert. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
1401 | We're close, that creme fraiche is still sharp, tangy and slightly nutty. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1402 | Here lie the remains of a long lost civilization: The Beto O’Rourke campaign. | 1.3148 | 0.04332 | 162 | 118 | 37 | 7 |
1403 | Cappuccino after lunch. They'll pay for that too. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
1404 | We’ll catch ‘em when they come down from their caffeine buzz. | 1.3148 | 0.04376 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1405 | This must be the ride up window. | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
1406 | Do you think this seems like a good enough place to dump these humans? My back is really starting to hurt. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
1407 | Espresso machine. Demi-tasses. Napkins. These ain't no ordinary outlaws. | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
1408 | Well, pardner, looks like we’ll have to make ourselves some good old fashioned cowboy coffee. Venti or grande? | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
1409 | look for a couple filing for divorce | 1.3148 | 0.04834 | 162 | 124 | 25 | 13 |
1410 | Aw, shucks Dan, they made off with our espresso cappuccinos. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
1411 | You should have seen this place before the Coronavirus scare! | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
1412 | Looks like we just missed the Starbucks Kid | 1.3148 | 0.04376 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1413 | Looks like the deer and the antelope were playing again. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
1414 | Camp is broken. The macchiato foam is not. They're close - giddyup! | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
1415 | They can't be far, the coffee grounds are still warm. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
1416 | Poor guy tried to milk a bull. | 1.3136 | 0.04456 | 169 | 126 | 33 | 10 |
1417 | I reckon that buzz will wear off by high noon. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1418 | Dang, pardner. Just missed the Pony Espresso. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1419 | Sorry Butch, I thought they'd at least be doing pick-up | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1420 | They don’t call it Rio Grande for nothin’ | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1421 | Told ya we was after a tall Americano. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1422 | I'm sick of Westworld. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1423 | We'll catch them at the Rio Venti. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1424 | Ah, the Bad Barista Bandito gang -- love their Blonde Butterscotch Brazilnut Bianco Lattes! | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
1425 | I told you, as soon as the soy milk dried up, they would be on their way. | 1.3133 | 0.04400 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
1426 | You reckon this espresso machine runs on horse power? | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
1427 | Baristas are known to travel in packs, they couldn't have gone far. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1428 | Dang, I'm going to miss my morning espresso | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1429 | I guess Starbucks can't open any where they please. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1430 | We must have just missed them. Their grande mocha cappuccino hazelnut is still frothy. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1431 | It's good to be home! | 1.3133 | 0.05018 | 150 | 115 | 23 | 12 |
1432 | If they'da drunk cowboy coffee, the wolves never wouldda got 'em. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
1433 | And I was so looking forward to his prairie dog cheese souffle´. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1434 | It seems we've entered the lands of the Macchiato tribe | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
1435 | First you lead us to the abandoned water cooler and now this? | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1436 | By the looks of it, I'd say the Pony Expresso has just passed through... | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1437 | Reckon it's them Seattle cowboys I've been hear'n about. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1438 | Looks like someone was here. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1439 | Don't worry, they won't go far. Not with all the coffee they had. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1440 | Boy,this is terrible. Where am I supposed to get my triple mocha lattes now? | 1.3133 | 0.05193 | 150 | 117 | 19 | 14 |
1441 | I think they broke camp. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
1442 | Stop the bellyachin' Slim. We can nab him when he gits back with the solar panels. | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
1443 | New Yorkers have the weirdest ideas about what's funny. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
1444 | I never bring espresso on the trail. Gives me the jitters. | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
1445 | The Expresso Gang was just here! Fire's still hot. They'll be ridin' west towards Silicone Valley. Let's move!! | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
1446 | Musta had quite an extension cord! | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
1447 | Wonder how long they tried to plug it into the fire... | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 120 | 35 | 8 |
1448 | Remember that guy that we passed a few miles back that asked us if he could borrow an extension cord? I think this is his camp. | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
1449 | Musta been somethin’ bad. Cowpokes don’t just up and leave their cappuccinos. | 1.3129 | 0.04221 | 163 | 118 | 39 | 6 |
1450 | I’m so dang tired of those coastal elites. | 1.3129 | 0.04729 | 163 | 124 | 27 | 12 |
1451 | Yippee ki yi latte... | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
1452 | They won't go far. That was the first shot of espresso. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
1453 | Looks like four shots. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1454 | I knew it! We’re chasing Seattle Slim. | 1.3108 | 0.04107 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1455 | Wow, would you look at the size of that cactus! | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
1456 | The milk’s still frothy. He can’t have gone far | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
1457 | The battle cry is: "Remember the Espresso". | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1458 | The steamed milk still looks warm, sheriff. They can't be more than an hour ahead of us. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
1459 | How could you forget the grinder? | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
1460 | I can imagine the tourists coming now! | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1461 | Fire’s hot, still foam on the cappuccino - we missed ‘em, but not by much. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1462 | Dang it! It looks like the Cappuccino Killer has gotten away from us again. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
1463 | I told you the posse wouldn’t like Hazelnut Truffle Decafe, no matter which way we prepared it | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
1464 | He sure left in a hurry, Must have thought I was out to get him When he saw my COVID-19 mask | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1465 | We’ll catch up to them quicker that you can say ‘demitasse’ | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1466 | Looks like rustlers kidnapped our barista. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1467 | I told you his coffee was to kill for, and it looks like the Indians beat us to it. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1468 | kids today do not know how to rough it. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1469 | I hate it when the Pony Espresso riders ahead of us don't clean up. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1470 | Dang it, we missed one heck of a party. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1471 | The barista spelled Jesse James with an ‘i.’ | 1.3103 | 0.05226 | 145 | 113 | 19 | 13 |
1472 | After three days of hard riding, they finally reached the campgrounds of the infamous Pony Espresso. | 1.3103 | 0.04379 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1473 | We're hot on their trail. They didn't even have time to finish their acai bowls. | 1.3103 | 0.05134 | 145 | 112 | 21 | 12 |
1474 | He got away again, but he'll never make it out there without his morning espresso and scone. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1475 | Looks like they just broke camp - all of it. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1476 | On the next episode of Westworld... | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1477 | No soy latte today, I suppose. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1478 | These fans of Westernworld are taking things too seriously | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1479 | Did you tell them to meet at the Rio Grande, or Venti? | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1480 | It sure is roastin' out here. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1481 | The milk is still foamy, they can't have gotten far. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1482 | Looks like they ran out of decaf... | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1483 | Dang it, just when I'm hankerin' for a macchiato. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1484 | The old IKEA Trail. We're in Sweden, buddy. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1485 | No one’s home on the range. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1486 | They couldn't have gotten far. That coffee's decaf! | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1487 | It has to be the cattle rustlers. Where else would they have gotten the steamed milk? | 1.3103 | 0.05226 | 145 | 113 | 19 | 13 |
1488 | Looks like we just missed the last pony espresso. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1489 | Darn city slickers. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1490 | Were getting close, the spaghetti western can’t be much further. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1491 | Probably off looking for a burr grinder. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1492 | Where's the spaghetti maker? | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1493 | They're less than a mile away - the milk is still frothy. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1494 | Cowboys these days. They're spoilt rotten! | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1495 | Looks like the Juan Valdez gang is back in town... | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1496 | The reviews didn't mention this. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1497 | I feel kinda bad about what I wrote on Yelp, but c’mon, it’s like they didn’t even try. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1498 | No toilet paper here either. Let's keep looking. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1499 | Just follow the scent of baked beans and pumpkin spice. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1500 | Cowboy coffee? Must have been Urban Cowboys! | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1501 | From the looks of it, they ran out of PonyExpresso | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1502 | Looks like he took the extension cord, Lem. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1503 | Looks like bandits raided The Pony Espresso. | 1.3103 | 0.05134 | 145 | 112 | 21 | 12 |
1504 | I ain’t helping you load it back up again. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1505 | They cain’t be but a minute from here. These here demitasses still got tawny crema in ‘em. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1506 | On the final season of Westworld... | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1507 | Watch my horse while I go to the bathroom? | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1508 | These varmints might be gentrified, by they’re not too smart. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1509 | Do you think they've got cold brew? | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1510 | looks like 'Cookie' found the peyote again.... | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1511 | Gittyup Starbuckaroo it looks like we just missed the Barrista gang. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1512 | None of the herd like Starbucks either | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1513 | They won’t get far without almond milk. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1514 | These were the outlaws from the city, sure enough. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1515 | First the farmers, now this. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1516 | Sure enough. The Barista Gang came through here. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1517 | You said Cookie would come around. That he'd adapt. Right. Let's go see what he's done to the microwave. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1518 | I can tell where the screenwriter ran out of inspiration. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1519 | I guess this is Puerto Barrista. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1520 | Reckon we shoulda did fair trade. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1521 | I looked everywhere. The extension cord isn't here. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1522 | Looks like 'Burning Man' meets Spring break | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1523 | I guess Cowboy Coffee it is... | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1524 | I think we’re in a Spaghetti Western. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1525 | Looks like the Pony Espresso rode through here... | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1526 | Looks like the chuckwagon horse bolted again. Susan Thomson, Omaha Nebraska | 1.3103 | 0.03174 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
1527 | They served cappuccinos, macchiatos, and cortados, but unfortunately not desperados. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1528 | That macchiato's still foamy - he can't have gone far. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1529 | I think this is what it means to “break camp”. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
1530 | I sense trouble. A triple-venti-half-caff-soy-no-foam-latte heap of trouble. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
1531 | Let's check behind the cactus, they'll be asleep somewhere around here. | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
1532 | They won’t get far without their cappuccinos. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1533 | It must be Passover again. They obviously had to leave in a hurry. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
1534 | Baristas! | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1535 | We’re too late, the Pony Expresso already left!! | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1536 | Ain't no place for such highfalutin contraptions -- grounds for a talkin' to. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1537 | So....looks like no mocha latte today. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1538 | We got one of them there self-isolaters on our land | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1539 | It’s not an ambush if someone spills the beans. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1540 | Looks like it's hasta la vista to the barista touristas. | 1.3077 | 0.04408 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1541 | Out on delivery, I reckon. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1542 | Apparently electric camping stoves aren't such a good idea. | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1543 | Oh, really, Tex. 'Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses' is so last century. My horse is actually quite partial to kombucha. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1544 | The milk frothers still hot, we just missed them | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1545 | Damn time travelers shuda knowd we got no lektricity yet. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1546 | Who are those pony espress guys? | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1547 | They won't get far without their espresso. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1548 | The Pony Espresso finally arrives! | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1549 | Let’s come back in about 100 Years | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
1550 | I think we spooked the Pony Espresso. | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1551 | We gotta turn Jed onto decaf. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1552 | Guess we'll have to head into town for a decent cup of coffee. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1553 | Social distancing here seems too much. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1554 | How far away did you say that Starbucks was? | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1555 | They must have left recently in a hurry. The milk is still frothed. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1556 | Ride to town as fast as you can! Warn them... The Hipsters are a comin'. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1557 | Don't worry, the Pasquale gang won't get far on only one cappuccino. | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1558 | Spaghetti Westerners, What do They Know? | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1559 | Burning Man. I rest my case. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1560 | Well that’s some hard luck. We’re gonna be chasing ‘em all night now. | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1561 | Them pony expresso bandits can't have gotten far -- that cappuccino's still frothy | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1562 | I told the contractor to build a dessert cafe, not a desert cafe. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1563 | Can't be far. Follow the soy milk, Trigger! | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1564 | We should have ordered ahead. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1565 | We’re getting close. This is Lefty Starbuck’s campfire . | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1566 | Shoot, I was hoping for a latte. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1567 | Looks like we're too latte again | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1568 | Either they left in a big hurry or they’re extremely environmentally insensitive. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
1569 | I guess that means my mobile order isn’t ready yet. | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1570 | Well, then you should have been more specific when you told me to rob the café. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1571 | That Starbucks is one cold-blooded sonovabitch | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
1572 | Looks like they broke camp right after their lattes. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1573 | Looks like we’re getting closer to the hipsters. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1574 | These desperadoes won't get far without their double espressos. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1575 | I still can’t believe you forgot to buy the oat milk. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1576 | The Barista Bandits will be a lot harder to catch without their equipment weighing them down. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1577 | It looks as though it was only a single shot; they could not have gone far | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1578 | Consider this a teachable moment: always carry an extra protein bar in your bag. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1579 | The range will go here. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1580 | So it hasn't rained since last night. | 1.3077 | 0.03936 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1581 | I told you, this is not the right way to make coffee. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1582 | Dang, looks like I’m gonna have to update my Yelp review. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1583 | If I know those Apache, it's not just the coffee beans that are getting slow-roasted. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1584 | The critics call it Rustic Modernism--I see Desert Deconstruction." | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1585 | The barista gang got away again! | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1586 | Looks like old Pete's been rustlin' grub again. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1587 | A Yuppie war party. And it looks like they left in a hurry. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1588 | He must have thrown a tantrum before deciding to look for an extension cord. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
1589 | He said two shots, not one! | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1590 | Them UFO's done snatched up another one. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1591 | We’re baristas in a world that don’t want us no more. | 1.3072 | 0.04475 | 153 | 113 | 33 | 7 |
1592 | Them barristas can't be far. Cappuccinos is still frothy. | 1.3072 | 0.04278 | 153 | 111 | 37 | 5 |
1593 | I'd say we're about two expressos and a latte behind them. | 1.3072 | 0.04475 | 153 | 113 | 33 | 7 |
1594 | Looks like Leone and his crew have moved on. | 1.3072 | 0.04176 | 153 | 110 | 39 | 4 |
1595 | Don't you think it's time we stopped living in the past? | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1596 | It’s obvious to me....these dudes forgot their half & half.... | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1597 | I guess we’ll have to settle for a beer. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
1598 | We've got 'em now. A caffeinated cowboy is a dead cowboy. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1599 | Somethin's not addin' up here, Lefty. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1600 | Well, Pardner, sure looks like we're hot on the trail of the dang Hipster Gang | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1601 | Legend has it that he makes the best foam designs of any barista in the West. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1602 | Looks like we're hot on the trail of those Barista Bandits. The crema is still fresh. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1603 | Dang. I was dreamin’ of a double macchiato. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1604 | This used to be the best ride-thru in Kansas. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1605 | In our day, cowboy coffee was fine. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1606 | Off the grid, gone wrong. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1607 | Damn! I was looking forward to a macchiato half caff. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1608 | You just know there's another one at the next cactus. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1609 | Looks like this Starbuckaroo is out of business. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1610 | Something tells me the Espresso Gang passed this way . . . | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1611 | Dang, another Pony Expresso bites the dust. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1612 | I warned him, 'la Pony Expresso' will never work out here. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1613 | Tell me why they're called the Barista Bandits again? | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1614 | Dang! Vente Macchiato and the Barista Gang got away again! | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1615 | Is any other place open around here? | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1616 | Oh well, maybe we can find where the deer and the antelope play. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1617 | He got outa here fast, who'd he say he was workin' for, the Pony Espresso? | 1.3050 | 0.03956 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1618 | Just what I thought! It's the El Barista gang!! | 1.3050 | 0.03621 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1619 | Looks like some kind of time machine. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
1620 | It's just like what happened in ancient Egypt: They had to flee across the desert before their latte even had time to brew! | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1621 | I told you to get the Solar-powered cappuccino machine but no, you said the extension cord was long enough. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1622 | They can't have gotten far, the Tesla tracks are fresh. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1623 | Huh, that'll have been those darn Barrista boys again! | 1.3050 | 0.04264 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
1624 | ...but what happened to their Charleswagon?? | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1625 | Baristas! We"ll catch up to them in a few hours when they crash. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1626 | Looks like another one lost a Michelin Star. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1627 | Was a gift from those fellas over on Brokeback. | 1.3050 | 0.05225 | 141 | 110 | 19 | 12 |
1628 | I told you we're looking for banditos not barristas. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1629 | Keep an eye out, them derned deer and antelope are around here somewhere. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1630 | Why is it so hard to find a good cuppa joe. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1631 | These pop up ride through Starbucks, just aren’t doing it for me. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
1632 | Who spilled my damn oat milk? | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1633 | No outlet? I rate this glamping site a 2/10. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1634 | Dagnabbit! The hipsters got here before us. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1635 | Look for anyone carrying a to-go cup. | 1.3050 | 0.04381 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
1636 | They must've run outta beans | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1637 | Well, sheriff, I guess this narrows the list of suspects, | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1638 | Looks like they lit out of here, right after brunch. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1639 | Joe ,promise me you won't tell the gang back at camp if I use cream and sugar." " Besides you owe me , I never told em you were born in New York. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1640 | Yep. I reckon the Barista gang was just here . | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1641 | How the west was lost. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1642 | Let's keep going. There's a Starbucks just past the mesa. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
1643 | Yup. Baristas. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1644 | Just watch your back. This guy pulls a quick shot. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1645 | That's what happens when cold brew gits popular, Dusty. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1646 | You just can't get a good cup o' Joe around here anymore. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1647 | What's worse, is he stole my favorite mug. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1648 | The milk's still delicately frothed - they can't have gone far. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1649 | We must have just missed them, I can still smell the espresso.” | 1.3050 | 0.04264 | 141 | 101 | 37 | 3 |
1650 | Expresso, expresso everywhere, but not a drop to drink. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1651 | Yup, looks like Cookie burnt the milk again. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1652 | Before the quarantine, we had baristas. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1653 | Well partner, it looks like the "Lone Ranger" has really made himself at home on the range. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1654 | Ah yep, their scent is still fresh, a sniff of nutmeg... | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1655 | Looks like that greenhorn dude asked Chuck Wagon Pete for a cappuccino one time too many." | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1656 | I reckon it's fresh city folk tracks." | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1657 | They must've figurrred that with this fire & a coffee pot they didn't need that contraption. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1658 | At that moment, the sheriff knew they were in for a high-speed chase. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1659 | He didn't have a chance - after Starbucks opened at the reservation. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1660 | Nah, I'd say more Aldous Huxley than Stephen King. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
1661 | Looks like the work of the Barista Gang. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1662 | I warned Earl the coffee wagon idea wouldn’t take off | 1.3050 | 0.04381 | 141 | 102 | 35 | 4 |
1663 | I garner that they really didn't like being unplugged after all. | 1.3050 | 0.05225 | 141 | 110 | 19 | 12 |
1664 | I thought this was a spaghetti western... | 1.3046 | 0.04407 | 151 | 111 | 34 | 6 |
1665 | Did you bring the oat milk? | 1.3046 | 0.04305 | 151 | 110 | 36 | 5 |
1666 | Watch out, the barista might be hiding behind those venti cacti. | 1.3046 | 0.04698 | 151 | 114 | 28 | 9 |
1667 | It's those damn Cappuccino bandits again. | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
1668 | Gone are the days of Cowboy coffee. | 1.3046 | 0.04356 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1669 | Starbuckaroos ain’t what it used to be. | 1.3046 | 0.04407 | 151 | 111 | 34 | 6 |
1670 | It must have been an emergency. They probably ran out of milk for the lattes. | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
1671 | It's ok partner - there's a Starbucks around the corner. | 1.3046 | 0.04882 | 151 | 116 | 24 | 11 |
1672 | Barista bandidos...and it looks like the left in a hurry. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1673 | The first known image of the Pony Espresso | 1.3026 | 0.04282 | 152 | 111 | 36 | 5 |
1674 | Looks like them Eyetalian rustlers! | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
1675 | They've got about a hundred year head start. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1676 | Looks like someone made coffee the Ol’ fashioned way. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1677 | Don't stomp it out it may be plugged in! | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1678 | Dangnabbit,I told you we were in a spaghetti western! | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1679 | I’m not cleaning it up. You clean it up. | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
1680 | Looks like the red states won. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1681 | Espresso pronto, Tonto. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1682 | More innocents lost to cold brew. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1683 | Looks like we just missed that posse from the Starbucks ranch | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1684 | Maybe the Pony Espresso wasn't such a good idea after all. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1685 | I didn't mean literally where the buffalo roam. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1686 | Don't fret hombre there is a Starbucks next to every cactus. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1687 | There is no sign of intelligent life anywhere | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
1688 | Looks like a Range war" | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
1689 | Dang, brought my rope instead of the extension cord! | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1690 | Damn, I was so looking forward to a grande latte with a double shot of hazelnut with skim milk foam and a dusting of cinnamon.” | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1691 | The Pony Espresso comes through here every so often. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1692 | Folks ain’t ever talk about the Pony Espresso no more. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1693 | Yes, you still have to wear your mask even if they left. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1694 | Must be getting close to Frappuccino Gulch" | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1695 | How can baristas be non-essential workers? | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1696 | Whoa, we're too latte. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1697 | Don't worry, Ringo, we'll get them pilgrims at the next Starbucks. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1698 | Who was that masked barista? | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1699 | Now, this is too much. I told you we should have said something when he came back from the big city wear'n "skinny jeans." | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1700 | I reckon we can head 'em off at the Farmer's Market. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1701 | I guess they already heard about the toilet paper sale . . . | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
1702 | The pass? Hell, let's head 'em off at Starbucks! | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1703 | Starbucks pulls out real fast when revenues fall. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
1704 | Whoa! A lit campfire...think it's a clue? | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1705 | Maybe we should have just stayed home. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1706 | Dang fool cook shoulda known this aint no gol dang country for old baristas! | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1707 | I told you we’ll never catch him if you use your real name to place an order through the app. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1708 | Them boys are from the Pony Expresso. | 1.3022 | 0.04290 | 139 | 100 | 36 | 3 |
1709 | Westworld, season one or two? | 1.3020 | 0.04333 | 149 | 109 | 35 | 5 |
1710 | Tell everyone, Sergio Leone is back. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1711 | I tell you, these city slickers are ruining the wild west. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1712 | They're calling it Starbucks | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1713 | They can’t be far. The latte’s still warm. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1714 | Well this is concerning. Didn’t even have a chance to wipe down the steam wand. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1715 | Apparently my Venti Mocha Frap, skinny, triple shot, two extra shots vanilla, foam, whip cream, and caramel syrup, was a bit much for the Texas barristas. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1716 | Looks like that group from the dude ranch took off in a hurry. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1717 | The fire is still hot, but that espresso machine has been unplugged for day. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1718 | They must have been roasting out here. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1719 | Always said this was a lousy location for a Starbucks | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1720 | Jim, looks like our thieves are Italian. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1721 | I reckon some Human Resources department sent their executives here for one of those "come together" workshops. | 1.2993 | 0.04618 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
1722 | Welcome to the Pony Expresso | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
1723 | Nothing like the brochure....that's for sure! | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1724 | When I heard ‘Yuppiehiho’ I knew there was trouble brewing | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1725 | Yup, it's that danged Espresso Gang again. They can't be far. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1726 | Silly hipsters, part of "roughing it" means there ain't no power lines nowhere. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1727 | I see whole milk. They'll have to stop to rest soon. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1728 | Hmmm....looks like another casting call for a spaghetti western. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1729 | Alway alert, the Expresso Gang stays one step ahead of the lawmen from DeCaff Gulch | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1730 | Looks like they just left but if they gave their horses the expresso like last time, we'll never catch them. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1731 | Looks like an inside job, Hoss. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1732 | Son, I will never, I repeat, NEVER want foam on my cowboy coffee. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1733 | We're gonna have to get up a heck of a lot earlier if we're ever going to bring the Cappuccino Kid to justice. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1734 | I hate coffee. I just like saying macchiato. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1735 | I wonder if they took the pate’ | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1736 | It’s the Starbuck Kid, all right. I reckon we can head him off at the pass over Macchiato Grande . | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1737 | But how else could you sear a steak with a sprig of rosemary and a soupçon of truffle butter? | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1738 | He's getting deadly serious about his coffee breaks. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1739 | This was all they had under "camping coffee makers?" Yeah and we outbid some guy in New York City for it. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1740 | You can always tell when the hipsters have been here. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1741 | Dang, I thought we'd catch those varmin. I guess we're a few minutes latte. | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
1742 | They won't be on the run for long... Brunch is at 11:30. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1743 | Let's try this place. I always like to dine alfresco. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1744 | I see them city slickers been out here again. Never learn, do they? | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1745 | I always thought there was a thin line between a barista and a hardened criminal. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1746 | Damn, and I coulda used a cup | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1747 | They can’t have left too long ago. They didn’t even finish their half-caff venti mocha lattes with the heart-shaped froth! | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1748 | I'm not sure, but I think we just missed El Chefe | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1749 | Then they said they gave me decaf... for my own protection! I KNOW! | 1.2993 | 0.03643 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1750 | It is as I had feared señor, we appear to be dealing with fully-equipped & well-trained professionals here. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1751 | This generation just doesn't know how to mosey. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1752 | Looks like the Einstein Brothers were just here. If we hurry we can cut them off at the pass. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1753 | They’ll need a second bidet by now. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1754 | My HORSE cleans up after himself better’n you. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1755 | Baristas... I thought you said banditos? | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1756 | Looks like they went out on the last Pony expresso | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
1757 | Trust me, we’re hot on the trail of the Macchiato Kid | 1.2993 | 0.04440 | 137 | 100 | 33 | 4 |
1758 | Those hipsters sure know how to social distance. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1759 | We nearly got them on coffee break | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1760 | We've spent our entire careers searching for toilet paper, and this is all we find? | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1761 | Those barista boys are out if steam. They can’t be far. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1762 | These unemployed baristas sure are a tough lot to sneak up on. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1763 | Looks like the deer and the antelope are done playing. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1764 | Burning Man's just not been the same since the coronavirus. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1765 | Those darn extension cords are never long enough | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1766 | Didn't even leave cream and sugar? No wonder they call it the Wild West. | 1.2993 | 0.05218 | 137 | 107 | 19 | 11 |
1767 | Dang it, Carl! I coulda used a vanilla latte about now. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1768 | See, we beat the lunch crowd. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1769 | Cookie ain't happy, nobody's happy! | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1770 | I hear they still offer pick up. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1771 | Looks like they robbed the espresso out of Dallas. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1772 | Looks like the Espresso Gang left in a hurry. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1773 | Must have been a casting call. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
1774 | I reckon we just missed that dang Cappuccino Gang! Our timing is just a little latte! | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1775 | Let’s have sex. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 115 | 19 | 11 |
1776 | I guess they hadn’t heard that everyone is covering their faces now. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
1777 | They escaped from one of those minimum security Federal prisons for white collar criminals | 1.2963 | 0.04769 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1778 | Sure looks like they up and skedaddled to Sedona. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1779 | Follow the plastic | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1780 | Looks like they made off with the panini press. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1781 | At least they spelled my name right! | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
1782 | Tell the sheriff to gather all of his men and meet us at the next bathroom. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1783 | I wonder where they plugged in the cord? | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
1784 | Looks like Jake's been trying recipes from those damn TV cooking shows again. | 1.2963 | 0.04652 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1785 | That varmint's really makin' himself at home on the range. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1786 | Here's the range but where's the home? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
1787 | I reckon that’s the fastest espresso shot in the West. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
1788 | Another urban cowboy trying to open a coffee shop! | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1789 | We're hot on the trail of Foamy Joe and the Pumpkin Spice Latte Gang. | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1790 | Tex, lookee here - one of the first 'Pony Espresso' machines. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
1791 | It must be Slippery Pete. His lattes are always extra foamy. | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1792 | IT LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT THE RANGE. | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
1793 | No Jake. I didn’t keep the gulldang receipt. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1794 | I told you we shouldn't stop in Wyoming for biscotti. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1795 | This takes me back to the Ballad of Barista Scruggs. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1796 | Looks like 'Cookie' crumbled. | 1.2963 | 0.03577 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1797 | Nah, if I'd killed him, how're the other baristas gonna learn what "extra foam" means? | 1.2963 | 0.04996 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1798 | I didn’t mean “break camp” literally. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1799 | Looks like Cookie is upping his game | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1800 | Looks to me like the pony expresso's been through here. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1801 | No, it don't work, but I find its presence reassuring. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1802 | I knew these city slickers wouldn't survive the coffee here. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1803 | Say what you like about Starbucks; they know how to keep going in a crisis. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1804 | That brew’ll make you poo faster than you can pull your pistol. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1805 | Sergio Leone again. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
1806 | There's no French Press,it's a decoy | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
1807 | Another camp of them Thievin' Baristas | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1808 | Looks like the Frappucchino Boys got Clem ! | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1809 | I still ain't seen a good outcome with over-caffeination and an itchy trigger finger | 1.2937 | 0.03757 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1810 | I don’t know who that masked man was, but he left behind a silver Mastrena High Performance Espresso Machine. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1811 | Hey man, I'm an optimist...Where there's smoke, there's marshmallows | 1.2937 | 0.04191 | 143 | 104 | 36 | 3 |
1812 | Looks like d'espresso-erados, and unless my eyes are playing tricks, they've already got your name writ on that cup. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1813 | I told the trail cook that the drovers wouldn't tolerate soy milk lattes | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
1814 | Yep, it's definitely them renegade tech writers. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1815 | Remember, you should never draw on the Double-Shot Kid. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1816 | He really is the fastest shot in the West. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1817 | Well Zeke, it seems that the Baristas Yankees were attacked by the Filter Banditos! | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1818 | Well, it means he won't be covering as much grounds. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1819 | Yep, a cowpoke 'll get right orn'ry if he cain't get his coffee black. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1820 | Looks like they left in a hurry. The steamed milk is still hot. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1821 | Darn, and this was my favorite Pony Expresso place. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1822 | Whoa, tread lightly now — this camp liked their lattes with almond milk. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1823 | The service here is horrible. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1824 | I brought you here because I couldn't figure out how to make my expresso. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1825 | Larry Latte has been here! | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1826 | I don’t reckon we’ll be seeing Cookie or the chuckwagon agin. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1827 | Maybe they wouldn't be such a "Wild Bunch" if they all switched to decaf. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1828 | Wood always trumps gas or electric. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1829 | Nothing like coffee by the campfire! | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1830 | Savages! They didn't even leave any macchiato. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1831 | Watch out-- the Barista Bandits never ride far from their free wi-fi. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1832 | Looks like we’re a little too latte. But we should be able to cappuccino up with them. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1833 | Too late. Even the interns got away. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1834 | Wal, looks like Cookie finally lost patience with the new espresso machine. | 1.2932 | 0.05313 | 133 | 105 | 17 | 11 |
1835 | To be fair, the drive-thru sign did not expressly exclude a cattle drive. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1836 | Did I miss the latest CDC recommendation? | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1837 | Good thing they used biodegradable cups | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1838 | Darn that, a foamy one sure would’ve hit the spot. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1839 | Good riddance, Lawson— I sure as heck can’t abide folks who don’t know not to drink cappuccino after noon! | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1840 | Coulda sworn they stopped makin’ them spaghetti westerns a long time ago. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1841 | Can't ever rely on those newfangled gadgets. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1842 | They can't be very far ahead of us. Fire's still burning and the expresso machine is still plugged into the currant bush. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1843 | They can't be far, Slim. The almond milk's still frothy. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1844 | We're getting closer; I see the trail of scones up yonder. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1845 | Looks like we're too late. They're all out of chai. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1846 | Dave, I think they prefer to be called ‘Native Americanos’. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1847 | Look Tex, another cartoonist who is ripping off Blazing Saddles, isn't that sad! | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1848 | Baristas? I thought you said rustlers. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1849 | DANGIT, they're all on break again! | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1850 | They’re close, alright! And none of them could make a good macchiato. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1851 | Dag-nab-it espresso varmints, makin SMORES. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1852 | '' Them alright...Look at the fire still burning all pretentious-like" | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1853 | He won’t get far. There ain’t another Starbucks for 200 miles and the mangy polecat can’t live without his lattes. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1854 | Damn, I was looking forward to a cappuccino | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1855 | Don't judge this place by its ambiance. They make one helluva cappuccino. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1856 | Looks like we're too late. The virus must have just come through here. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1857 | Blasted Coronavirus! I was looking forward to that espresso. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1858 | One shot Earl. Just one shot... | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1859 | Dang! We're too late ... they're on break! | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1860 | Gol darn foodies! | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1861 | I don't know which I hate worse, Homesteaders or Baristas. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1862 | Yup, it seems like another one of those hipsters wanting to move away from the city. I told you I could smell caramel latte. | 1.2932 | 0.04687 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
1863 | Retired barista! | 1.2932 | 0.03816 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1864 | Well, the Nitro Brew Brothers ran the Demitasse Duo out of town. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1865 | It use to be so beautiful here before it got gentrified. It’s totally Gowanus all over again. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1866 | This guy's a professional, and he knows how to make a perfect shot. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1867 | Froth's still warm...looks like we're just a little latte | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1868 | Well it seems like the Macchiato Bandit has struck once again | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1869 | I guess the cows didn’t like coffee in their milk | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1870 | This franchise in now available. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1871 | They've gone for milk | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1872 | Lance! You left the oven on again. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1873 | Amazon Pony Espresso riders ca. 2020 | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1874 | I agree--taking that generator is punishable by death. Let's go get em! | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1875 | Looks like the Espresso Kid is only a few hours ahead of us! | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1876 | They can't have gotten far the foam still has bubbles. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1877 | Yup, this was where the invite said was the Donner party. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1878 | Told them to stick with instant, but noo.... | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1879 | From the looks of it, I reckon we can find the DeLonghi bandits nearby at the latrine. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1880 | And this is the closest Starbucks! | 1.2932 | 0.04564 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1881 | Looks like gentrification's day in the sun is over. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1882 | Goshdarnit, those espresso rustlers got to em first. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1883 | And I say there's something wrong here. Who leaves a perfectly good espresso machine but takes all the sugar packets? | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1884 | Folks 'round here don't take kindly to that new-style coffee. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1885 | It's those darn deer and antelope again | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1886 | I thought you said they were from south of the border, Phil... | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1887 | Just mobile ordered, so it might be a few minutes. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1888 | Accommodations are a bit rustic, but at least we're outside. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1889 | We must be nearing Williamsburg | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1890 | The young milk dispensers are always ornery. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1891 | Looks like they left in a hurry. They didn't even clean the latte foamer. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1892 | I reckon they ran clear out of soy milk. | 1.2932 | 0.04372 | 133 | 97 | 33 | 3 |
1893 | Clearly the new intern could not prepare a frappuccino the way John Wayne likes it... | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1894 | Two words, Frank. Downsizing. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1895 | That is it!! We need a full-time barista! | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1896 | It looks like the Americanos left in a hurry. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1897 | It's the Lavazza brothers alright. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1898 | The Pony Espresso. The fastest latte in the west. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1899 | Hey Rusty, I don't think we're in SoHo anymore. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1900 | Unlike today's cowhands, there was a time when it was the baked bean we craved. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1901 | They can’t have gone far, the almond milk is still foamy. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1902 | Looks like someone prefers a cold brew. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1903 | Just one of those locations that can't stay in business | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1904 | Damn, Jesse! Looks like the Barista Banditos kidnapped Cookie! | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1905 | Pumpkin spice latte is a tool Shane. No better or worse than any other. Only as good or as bad as the man who orders it. Remember that. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1906 | I thought we were in a Spaghetti Western, not an Espresso Western. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1907 | I reckon they got a 10-minute head start. Can still smell the cinnamon and mocha. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1908 | I tried to tell 'em, good luck gentrifying this dessert. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1909 | That’s the last time the Pony Espresso messes with the Latte Gang. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1910 | Well, this is just fine and dandy. | 1.2923 | 0.05174 | 130 | 101 | 20 | 9 |
1911 | This is why I think we should go with, “a home where the buffalo roam,” not, “a latte with extra foam.” The deer and the antelope make the worst baristas—they just want to play. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1912 | We finally found it: Home on the Range. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1913 | Even the 'Most Wanted' can't stand instant coffee" | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1914 | They obviously decided fire was the best option. | 1.2923 | 0.04429 | 130 | 95 | 32 | 3 |
1915 | If bandits can't respect an espresso machine, well, then, I don't know what. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1916 | Used to be ranges | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1917 | Hmmm, they left in a hurry -- a new stock of T.P. must have been delivered to the General Store. | 1.2923 | 0.05400 | 130 | 103 | 16 | 11 |
1918 | Looks like Millennials. But they won't get far packin' that generator. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1919 | No, not a war party - smell that? That's mocha java. It's gotta be that renegade book club we've been hearin' about | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1920 | And this is where ‘The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry’ was filmed | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1921 | I never did think a drive thru espresso stand would any chance out here . | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1922 | How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm after they’ve seen Starbucks? | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1923 | Looks like Juaristas alright, and they've not been gone long... | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1924 | Well I know it’s not much, but I got got a warm fire to offer and all the cafe lattes you can drink. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1925 | I guess from here we just follow the croissant crumbs. | 1.2923 | 0.05288 | 130 | 102 | 18 | 10 |
1926 | They must have been ambushed. Or they lost their WiFi. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1927 | It looks like we caught them off guard while they were finishing up their morning lattes. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1928 | Looks like we're closin' in on 'em, Tex--they're gettin' jittery." | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1929 | Dang Mr Remington looks like the Edward Hopper gang just cleared out | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1930 | I think they went to ground. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1931 | We should probably call ahead next time. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1932 | Them savages didn't even infuse the cinnamon! | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1933 | Dude, you promised me a half decaf, double foam soy cappuccino. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1934 | ‘’Looks like we are too latte.” | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1935 | Nah, don't worry. It's all biodegradable. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1936 | They'll never make it to Dodge City without their tamper. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1937 | Looks like he must have ordered two shots. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1938 | I'm thinking Elizabeth Warren's tribe has been around here. | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
1939 | Somebody pinned too much hope on solar energy. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1940 | It's gotta be Cappuccino Cassidy and the Caffe Latte Kid. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1941 | Yep, I reckon the days of the Pony Espresso aren’t comin’ back. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1942 | Poor Luke, he banked his life savings on the railroad being built through here by his snack bar. | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
1943 | From the look of the campsite, we can just track their litter. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1944 | They must have left in a hurry, I can still smell cinnamon mochacchino. | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1945 | I reckon they shot an Americano and rode off like the dickens. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1946 | Dag nab it, the Ride-Thru just closed. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
1947 | I tried telling her "a home where the buffalo roam" ain't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1948 | Who leaves a perfectly good solar-powered espresso maker behind? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1949 | There’s the source of the steam signal. | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
1950 | I reckon you’d best schedule a sustainability workshop for the bunkhouse. | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
1951 | Looks like the Folger’s gang has been through here | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1952 | Looks like we're hot on the trail of El Americano. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
1953 | Looks like they were after the Americanos. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1954 | I reckon them Yankees jest can't wait for fuels to be fossils. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1955 | I never cared for Billy Crystal. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1956 | Darn! They're probably at least two espressos ahead of us | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1957 | Looks to me like the Macchiato gang out of Cafe Bravo. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1958 | The Southwest Baristas are brewing something up | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1959 | You reckon our cattle rustler is Italian? | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1960 | Looks like we just missed Chief Sipping Latte and a passel of other Konamanches. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1961 | Yup...Looks like Buck Star and his Latte Gang was here.” | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1962 | I hope it's prairie baristas, but my gut tells me it's coffee rustlers. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1963 | The signs are clear. Cookie added too much foam. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1964 | desperado for coffee | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1965 | We are tracking some very sophisticated smugglers. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1966 | Wow, They really can't live without their coffee. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1967 | Granted, it was an experiment in futility hiring the educated. | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
1968 | Them varmints ain't far ahead of us -- that frothed oat-milk is still steamin'. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1969 | I guess we'll have to get our coffee elsewhere. | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
1970 | Perfect timing - I really need my chai latte now! | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1971 | The Arapaho and Cheyenne do not take kindly to the Baristas coming between them. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1972 | Well, partner this is inspiring a song in me. Think I'll call it "Range on the Home." | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1973 | Yep, like ya said...'just a matter a' time' | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
1974 | Fastest Cafe au Lait in the West, alright! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1975 | I love the smell of spilled latte in the morning. | 1.2891 | 0.05337 | 128 | 101 | 17 | 10 |
1976 | Looks like the espresso rustlers beat us to the camp | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1977 | Well, they don't call it cowboy coffee for nothin. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1978 | You cover the right one, I'll cover the left. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1979 | If we're riding off, into the sunset, shouldn't the sun be in front of us? | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
1980 | Looks like the pony espresso just came through | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1981 | I reckon he’s about four caramel macchiatos ahead of us. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1982 | It appears he couldn't stand his grounds. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1983 | Must be aliens ,Wyatt. Dam rustlers don't use an electric stovetop ! | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1984 | Marshall, it looks like the Pony Espresso Gang is back in the area. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1985 | What now Frank, the next latte hole is two days ride from here | 1.2891 | 0.04318 | 128 | 93 | 33 | 2 |
1986 | Normally I’d day he won’t get far on foot, but looks like he just downed a triple espresso | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1987 | We didn't stand a chance-he left on his Harley. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1988 | These New York cowboys are just too much. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1989 | Well, we scared them off, but they took the extension cord. | 1.2891 | 0.05337 | 128 | 101 | 17 | 10 |
1990 | The Black Eye Bandits are caffeinated and on the run. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1991 | They saw us coming. This social distancing makes us a lonely couple. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1992 | Ain’t enough to be fugitives, they gotta flaunt ‘leave no trace’ camping too. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
1993 | Looks like the range wars are heating up! | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1994 | You cover the back exit. I'll check the men's room. | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
1995 | Looks like somebody already took the tip money. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1996 | Looks like we just missed The Lone Hipster. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1997 | I knew that Pony Espresso thing was going to go bust. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1998 | This is our third month searching for toilet paper, and all this is all we find? | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1999 | I see they're travelin' light. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2000 | Dammit Earl, I told you we should have just left a note saying ‘outta decaf’ | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
2001 | Dang city slickers, ain't they ever heard of 'Leave No Trace'" | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2002 | Then I told 'em round these parts it's pronounced "grand." | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2003 | they were called cafes | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2004 | Wow! What a shame. They had the best latte! | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2005 | Too bad. It was the best place in the county for a macchiatos and s'mores. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2006 | Dagnabbit...they took the salted caramel. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2007 | C'mon Star! Buck! We can catch him. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2008 | I reckon they done give up and gone to Starbucks. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
2009 | Looks like the Barista Gang is back. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
2010 | They won't get far; they skipped their morning coffee. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
2011 | Didn't those bandits know that the espresso machine would slow them down? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
2012 | I told my realtor that I preferred an open floor plan and she said I'd love this place. | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
2013 | I could have sworn they were doing take out orders. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
2014 | Looks like they just broke camp. And a few other things. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2015 | Musta been the Pony Expresso. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2016 | Well, I guess the cowboy cafe finally went out of business. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2017 | The Cappuccino Kid just been here.” | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2018 | The notorious Glamper Gang is back. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2019 | They can't be far. Their fixed-gear bike tracks are still fresh. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2020 | Looks like the SUV tracks head East. | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
2021 | Fresh milk in the frother, thermometer's still hot. They're close. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2022 | They can't have left long ago, I can still smell Gordon Ramsay's cologne. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2023 | You left the stove on! | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2024 | Apparently, Starbucks was better than the espresso at Home on the Range! | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
2025 | Looks like the William Sonoma gang was here. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2026 | We're getting close, Sheriff. The Barista Bandits are as good as caught. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2027 | Looks like an extreme case of “social distancing”, partner. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2028 | The divorce lawyers agreed she would get the gun. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
2029 | I'd say it was an angry band of city folks. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2030 | Barristadores. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2031 | Well, at least he’ll be sluggish here on out. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2032 | Hipster campfire | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2033 | Stampede, hell! He just hates cleaning up. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2034 | They must have been in a terrific rush to break camp. That milk hasn't been steamed. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2035 | Thank God there’s one at every cactus | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
2036 | They don't make desperados like they used to. | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
2037 | Damn. Looks like they will be riding straight through till tomorrow. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
2038 | City Slickers! ... Curly is not going to like this. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2039 | Reckon somebody weren't at home on that range. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2040 | They're really taking it too far with pop-up cafés these days... | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
2041 | Aint the coziest place to self isolate, but I can't quit you | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2042 | They can’t be far. Let’s check the GPS | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2043 | Do you know if Boris has died? | 1.2868 | 0.04829 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
2044 | They died brewing what they loved. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2045 | As if spaghetti western wasn't enough, they had to bring in the cappuccino. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2046 | We need to report another bug in the Westworld program. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2047 | They call him the Americano. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2048 | Im tellin’ you, Trigger, NYPD horses have it good. They don’t have to put up with damn litterbugs! | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2049 | Ya think the crabmeat eggs benedict curbside pick up mighta run em off? | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2050 | Looks like a latte violence went down here.” “Yeah, Somethin’ real dark. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2051 | Cain’t uv got fur, latte’s still warm... | 1.2868 | 0.05103 | 136 | 107 | 19 | 10 |
2052 | Looks like we stumbled across somebody’s campuccino. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2053 | Captain, it’s urgent. We’re gonna need reinforcements and a barista. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2054 | The Starbucks have been here. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
2055 | My guess is Starbucks reopened. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2056 | Worse--it's the Starbuccaneers. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2057 | Well, they won't last long in the desert without an Iced Caramel Macchiato. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
2058 | I told you we couldn't trust those Airbnb reviews. | 1.2868 | 0.05103 | 136 | 107 | 19 | 10 |
2059 | I'm starting to think we're in a Cappuccino Western. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2060 | Maybe they thought we were robbers with our social distancing masks on! | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2061 | Looks like they lit out right after brunch. | 1.2868 | 0.04292 | 136 | 100 | 33 | 3 |
2062 | I see the range Where are the buffalos? | 1.2868 | 0.04030 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
2063 | Didn’t the witness say that the shooter drinking from a tiny coffee cup? | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2064 | Seems like we're two lattes to see what went on here. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
2065 | Looks like they’re headed for the Rio Grande. | 1.2868 | 0.05103 | 136 | 107 | 19 | 10 |
2066 | Looks like camp didn’t break long ago; there must have been a run on sustainable T.P. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2067 | Dang! Two more punches and I’d have a free one. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2068 | The cook is taking his Michelin stars for granted again. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2069 | I guess this is the range where the buffalo roamed and the deer and the antelope played. | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2070 | I guess they weren't set up for a drive-thru. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2071 | Genrification, amIright? | 1.2868 | 0.04538 | 136 | 102 | 29 | 5 |
2072 | I have a feeling it’s the Cold Brew Bandits trying to pull one over on us. | 1.2868 | 0.04417 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
2073 | And that's how the espresso was won. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2074 | Looks like they found a camp with faster wi-fi. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2075 | They seem to have left a latte their stuff behind? | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2076 | Looks like we're latte to the party. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2077 | Darn tootin’ gentrification. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2078 | Let's hit the next Starbucks, 1 mile east. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2079 | What did you expect? It’s a spaghetti western. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2080 | Never thought much of these Pony Expresso franchises as a sound investment. | 1.2857 | 0.04695 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
2081 | And this studio comes with a working fireplace. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2082 | Bill: "Hey, remember when restaurants still existed?" Jake: "Bill, that was literally last month." | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2083 | Is it de-calf? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2084 | Dang, city slickers. When will they ever learn? Some day they will just put out the fire and leave some coffee for the next folks passing thru. | 1.2857 | 0.04344 | 126 | 92 | 32 | 2 |
2085 | Looks like our glampede scared off the glampers | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2086 | We're definitely gaining on em. And with that double espresso, my guess is they'll be needin' to stop REAL soon. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2087 | Obviously Urban Cowboys camped here. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2088 | Couldna gone far. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2089 | Sure looks like Billy the Barista to me, Sheriff. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2090 | This should be far enough away, but keep your mask on anyway. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2091 | Whoa! I reckon Cookie got steamed when his fancy machine didn’t work out here. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2092 | We got baristas running wild on the range again! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2093 | Looks like we're too late for a latte. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2094 | But he said he'd meet us at high noon! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2095 | Dagnabbit, I must've told that cowboy a thousand times to turn the light out when you leave. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2096 | Told you they have a Drive through | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2097 | I told you this was a bad location for a Starbucks! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2098 | Yup, pretty certain we just missed the Urban Cowboy. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2099 | Must be Starbuckaroos. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2100 | Reckon we pull in for brunch? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2101 | I think I like their coffee better. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2102 | We may be closing in on the varmints; check if the milk is still foamed. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2103 | I heard they had to close because they ran out of soy milk . | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2104 | I reckon it’s another busted Democratic Party fundraiser! | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
2105 | So ends the pony espresso... | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2106 | They must have heard us coming! Search six feet in every direction and keep your bandana over your face. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2107 | I like I said, a specialty coffee chuck wagon will never succeed. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2108 | They never should have told the yuppies about Burning Man. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2109 | This Cappuccino Gang really grinds my beans. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2110 | These tourists really steam my milk! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2111 | It's the Butch Caffeine Gang again, and they're upping their game. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2112 | They won’t get far without cappuccino | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2113 | Musta been another one of them "Save The West' demonstrations. Look at the mess they left! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2114 | Just follow the extension cord and we'll have 'em. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2115 | I told you..Italians. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2116 | I love chasing the bandits in spaghetti westerns. They make the best coffee. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2117 | I don't know about you, Hank, but I smell mutton. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2118 | The milk's still foamy, they must've just left. | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
2119 | Are we late for our lattes? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2120 | Well, maybe we can still find a biscotti. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2121 | They got here before us. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2122 | Aha!. The De Longhi Gang. Those cantuccini crumbs will lead us straight to them. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2123 | Westworld, I reckon. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2124 | Must be the Macchiato Gang. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2125 | The poor barista never stood a chance. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2126 | I reckon they’ll ride as far as the Badlands; maybe, El Paso if they had double shots. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2127 | It's gotta be one of those social distancing people who saw us coming. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2128 | The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2129 | If we hurry we can catch them before they make it to El Cortado. | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
2130 | Is it my turn to froth? | 1.2857 | 0.04195 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
2131 | City slickers. Still dumb as they come. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2132 | Must’a skipped town after the half ‘n heifer dried up | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
2133 | 'They can't be far - the espresso machine is still warm!' | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2134 | Damn gentrifiers. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2135 | What did I tell you about making ‘shots fired’ jokes, Dave? It’s a jittery bunch. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2136 | Double shot | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2137 | If I told you once I’ve told you twice: This outsourcing idea of yours ain’t gonna work. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2138 | We have a lot of ground to cover! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2139 | Why the hell do they advertise a drive through when there’s no one here to serve you! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2140 | They can't have got far carrying their espressos | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2141 | I told you we should have stopped at Starbucks. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2142 | Just what I thought, one too many coffee bars in this cowtown. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2143 | I dismissed the 1 star rating on Amazon. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2144 | Hey, Starbuck, you ever try espresso? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2145 | This place looks deserted. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2146 | Millennials rarely adapt to cowboy coffee. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2147 | It really worked great until someone stole all of the extension cords... | 1.2857 | 0.04695 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
2148 | It’s a free range. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2149 | I've probably said it a thousand times, Sam. If you're going to succeed in the restaurant business, it's all about location, location, location. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2150 | Whatever happened to "Home on the Range?" | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2151 | They can't be far away. The Super-Automatic Espresso Maker with Built-In Milk Frother is still warm. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2152 | Looks like their home was the range. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2153 | What's with the espresso machine? This is supposed to be a spaghetti western. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2154 | Naw, Hank. We'll never catch 'em. That's an espresso machine. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2155 | Rumor has it, he makes the fastest shot in the west. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
2156 | That’s the thing about barista banditos, Harvey. Their one fatal flaw is their undying devotion to double-lattes and pour-overs. You just follow the smell and trail of cups. | 1.2847 | 0.04389 | 137 | 102 | 31 | 4 |
2157 | The Lone Barista's been this way again! | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
2158 | They can't have gone far. That generator must weigh a ton. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2159 | What in tarnation is that cacti doing here? | 1.2847 | 0.04138 | 137 | 105 | 27 | 5 |
2160 | Tex! You unplugged the coffee maker but you left the fire going... | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2161 | Bart, you fool! We're supposed to get the banditas, not baristas! | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
2162 | What good is your mask if it doesn’t cover your nose and mouth? | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
2163 | The Macchiato clan sure are ruthless. | 1.2847 | 0.04006 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
2164 | Now where am I gonna get an iced latte from? | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2165 | Somehow this Westworld thing isn’t as good as I thought it would be. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
2166 | Dang, I'm sure gonna miss my Extra-Hot Hazelnut Dolce Latte. | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
2167 | At least the time traveler left us something useful this time, like the fire. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
2168 | We’ll follow the trail of stir straws. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2169 | You know, I'm really more of a tea guy. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
2170 | I promise, next time I won’t forget the generator. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2171 | You did say you wanted something outside of Manhattan? | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2172 | Disgusting... leaving behind a still smoldering fire. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
2173 | We’re home. There’s the range. | 1.2847 | 0.04389 | 137 | 102 | 31 | 4 |
2174 | Say what you will: His latte art completely redefined the genre. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2175 | I been thinking' a latte about this. I bet they's at the Bar Ista. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
2176 | Gosh durn, Tex, you've really taken cowboy coffee to the next level. | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
2177 | I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
2178 | We tamed the west. The hipsters are proving more difficult. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
2179 | Another 20 feet of extension cord and those poor cowboys would be alive today | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
2180 | Howard Schultz escapes in a nick of time. | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
2181 | You idiot, I said we're chasing the Varristas! | 1.2846 | 0.04400 | 130 | 96 | 31 | 3 |
2182 | Well partner, there it is, the restaurant at the end of the world. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2183 | Grinder must have broken! | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
2184 | It’s triple shot Bill’s camp | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
2185 | It looks like those damn metro cowboys were just here. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
2186 | Geez Jeb, I told you, "masks down" is not the sign of friends approaching. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
2187 | Whoa! Looks like a range war a-brewin'! | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
2188 | Goldangit Curly, sho'nuff it's that blasted Barista gang again!! | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
2189 | Looks like we missed them by a doppio. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
2190 | Aha! Told ya: Italians | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
2191 | Yippee yi yo coffee! | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
2192 | Them Pony Espeesso Riders sure do leave a mess... | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2193 | Must have misspelled one too many names. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
2194 | Remember when we used to complain about empty beer bottles? | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
2195 | These grounds ain't big enough for the both of us. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
2196 | Ghost towns ! Wish someone would have bailed out Starbucks | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
2197 | I guess they're closed. | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
2198 | This deserted coffee is not the dessert and coffee I agreed to. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
2199 | It's the Frijol gang for sure, they've left the machine and taken the beans. | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
2200 | They won't get far without espresso... | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
2201 | Three iced lattes back to Midtown by 4 and the job's yours. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
2202 | I always told them at the Pony Express-o their little cafe would be a flop. | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
2203 | Looks like someone had a "grande" old time! | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
2204 | The barista bandits have skedaddled. Call the cappuccino cops! | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
2205 | They took it “skedaddle”. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
2206 | Yup, looks like another case of dine and dash. By the smell of the spilt coffee, I'd say the varmints have a twenty-minute head start. | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 102 | 35 | 2 |
2207 | This is what happens when you’re late for your Zoom meeting. | 1.2806 | 0.03958 | 139 | 101 | 37 | 1 |
2208 | Must not have had a long enough extension cord. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
2209 | "This must have been one heck of a seder. | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
2210 | I reckon someone here needed an outlet | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
2211 | Cowboy coffee trot-through closed for business | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
2212 | Guess George Clooney was here | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
2213 | That’s a common misconception, but it refers to how the coffee is pressed, not how fast it’s made. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
2214 | Barista me not-- On the lone prairie--- | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2215 | The Latte Gang strikes again. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2216 | When I said that I wanted an open floor plan, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2217 | I dunno, Tex. Pony Espresso? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2218 | I like simple life: a starry sky, a horse, fire ... and a coffee machine .... | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2219 | Must have panicked -- left everything but the kitchen sink. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2220 | They were trying to gentrify the neighborhood. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2221 | Watch your demitasse. We're on La-Z-Barista land now. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2222 | They don't call him French Roast Cowboy for nothing | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2223 | Don't like what I'm seein', pardner. Looks like the Boomers and Millennials disagreed on procedures for round-up coffee breaks. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2224 | Are we in a Spaghetti Western? | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2225 | I had my heart set on a Frappuccino | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2226 | Damn Injuns! There was a long line here yesterday—and the coconut mint frappuccino was to die for. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2227 | The Galloping Gourmet has nothing on us | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2228 | looks like we got here a little latte | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2229 | They must have gone for an extension cord. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2230 | Looks like Clint's been done and gone. | 1.2787 | 0.05367 | 122 | 97 | 16 | 9 |
2231 | I don’t know what it is either, but it sure got the Indians all riled up. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2232 | I think I just heard a discouraging word. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2233 | A classic scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Milky. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2234 | I am guessing them folks found out about the Salon Starbucks grand opening... | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2235 | Arizonian after party. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2236 | I think we’re on the right path- it’s the Western Espresso Highway. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2237 | Damn! Even the Starbucks Mirage has closed. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2238 | We'll probably find them at the closest bathroom over yonder. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2239 | Look, Amigo... Americano. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2240 | Now do you believe in coronavirus? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2241 | They were just here. The latte art is still on point. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2242 | Looks like they had to go back for the generator. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2243 | It looks like they made their non-fat half-caf mochaccino lattes and split. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2244 | I've told those city folk time and time again there just ain't no makin' cowboy coffee from a machine. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2245 | Apparently someone one mentioned there was a two for one offer on coffee spritzers over in Dodge City. | 1.2787 | 0.04396 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2246 | Me, I like my coffee black and my marshmallows burned on the outside. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2247 | I reckon it was them alright - Espresso Joe and the K-Cup Kid. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2248 | Yep, it was the barista banditos alright. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2249 | Told ya Marshall,New Yorkers.... | 1.2787 | 0.05492 | 122 | 98 | 14 | 10 |
2250 | Thought your app said this was open. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2251 | The frother’s still warm, they can’t be far. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2252 | We just missed them. It's the Barista Gang for sure. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2253 | It was the only coffee maker left on Amazon. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2254 | Dern it, Lloyd! That Barista wouldn't have run off like that if you weren't so gol dern picky about the texture of your steamed milk! | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2255 | Never could get the dang thing to do anything. Fire always works. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2256 | Martians, probably | 1.2787 | 0.05367 | 122 | 97 | 16 | 9 |
2257 | Real cowboys never drink half-calf. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2258 | We call it the Pony Expresso.... | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2259 | We've got a real problem with glampers in this area | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2260 | I reckon we ain't the fastest shot around no more. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2261 | Gol durn! An we rode 50 mile soaze we could get their special dessert vanilla latte. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2262 | I guess cowboy coffee is making a comeback! | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2263 | Yup, this was the Pony Espresso. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2264 | Betcha they skedaddled when they found out about the 5G reception up yonder. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2265 | He apparently didn't like what she made for breakfast. | 1.2787 | 0.05367 | 122 | 97 | 16 | 9 |
2266 | Well, of COURSE they left in a mighty powerful hurry! | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2267 | Starbucks pop-ups. Usually gone before we can catch ‘em. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2268 | Hot sauce? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2269 | Could be some espresso left -- Comanches don't care for it. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2270 | Y’see! I knew they was pulling our leg, talkin’ bout being out of almond milk! | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2271 | Dang it Hank! Another start-up coffee shop bites the dust! | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2272 | We should be able to catch up to them in no time, the family was probably trying to get on the road by 7 am, but didn't actually leave the hotel until 8:30. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2273 | They can’t be far. The cappuccino is still frothy. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2274 | If my wife knew I was the one who stole our espresso maker, she wouldn't let me play cowboy. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2275 | That cortado's still hot...I'm guessing we can head 'em off at the next Pottery Barn. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2276 | Ya know Dusty, I'd give my left nut to see this feller's face when he realized he forgot to bring an extension cord to the range. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2277 | Brokeback Mountain was the tipping point, Champy | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2278 | Latrines are gon' be full tonight. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2279 | Looks like the Starbucks gang was here alright. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2280 | This is the closest we’ve ever come to. . . The Cappuccino Kid. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2281 | Yep, just shows what happens when ya hit th' trail without a solar panel. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2282 | The Batista Boys have run out of steam. They can’t be far. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
2283 | They quickly abandoned the idea of open-pit flame-roasted cappuccino | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2284 | The fire's still burnin' and the espresso machine's a mess--the Barista gang couldn't have gotten far.... | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2285 | We'll head them off at Marfa. | 1.2787 | 0.04318 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2286 | Pity. They’ called it Pony Espresso, but the Pony Express people sued. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2287 | OK, Slim, but what did you expect? Cowboy Latte Bar with curbside pickup Really? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2288 | That's the last time we get a barista from a temp agency! | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2289 | Dammit Jim, the cookout it over!!! | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2290 | They don't call him Johnny Cortado for nothing. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2291 | Tar-nation! Where we gonna git another 500 mile-long extension cord? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2292 | No doubt about it, we have found the camp of El Baristo | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2293 | They must be hunter gatherers. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2294 | Yep, the Barista Bandit was here, that half-caff varmint! Just rode in on the Pony Espresso. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2295 | Have you seen my special cup? | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2296 | They couldn’t have gotten far. These beans are decaf. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2297 | Real cowboys don’t do froth. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2298 | Yep, it’s another Italian space station! | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2299 | ..so he handed me the change and says ‘thanks a latte’... anywho he’s a goner | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2300 | It's Starbucks Jim, but not as we know it | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2301 | Ok, we came all the way back. But at least we're sure we unplugged the stove. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2302 | We ain't far behind 'em Bart. Keep followin' them portable generator tracks an' we'll nab 'em by noon. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2303 | Must have been the bad water. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2304 | No wonder they're on the runs. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2305 | Saguaro attack! | 1.2787 | 0.04906 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
2306 | I suppose they just couldn’t gentrify the desert | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2307 | I told ya. No more inflight service. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2308 | We signed up to be the Wild Men of the West, not the Mild Men of the Mess. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2309 | They should have let the hippies keep control of Burning Man. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2310 | Word is the Hole in the Wall Gang wants out of robbing trains and into the lucrative cappuccino biz. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2311 | Looks like someone served Old Cyrus with the whole milk again, despite his lactose intolerance. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2312 | Judging by the hot flames, I'd say this diner WILL be back open in 5. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2313 | Does this Starbucks have a men's room? | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2314 | Billy the Barista has served his last caffé latte -- there's no way he makes it over the pass with just a single shot. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2315 | Go ahead. Make my latte. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
2316 | This is definitely the work of the Latte Gang. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
2317 | The Espresso Gang never sits still for long. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2318 | Looks like it was a brewed awakening. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2319 | The Barista Bandits are close | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2320 | Looks like Jittery Hand Luke was here. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2321 | Now, let's see how far they get on instant coffee. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2322 | They won't get too far. It looks like they only had time for a solo. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2323 | Must have been Expresso, Kemosabe, they left quickly. Fire burning. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
2324 | Damn! Thought we run off them baristas last week. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
2325 | They musta thought I said 'coughy'. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
2326 | The Italians are back I see. | 1.2778 | 0.05362 | 126 | 101 | 15 | 10 |
2327 | I knew it! The Pony Espresso! | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
2328 | Doggone it, they done broke camp without descaling the machine. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
2329 | I can't believe they would leave their fire unattended. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
2330 | Looks like your wife had another meltdown and took off with Tonto again. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
2331 | I thought the ride-through shops were supposed to be still open. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
2332 | Dang! Just missed 'em by minutes, sheriff. The machine's still warm.. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
2333 | These outlaws are diabolical..they have time for espresso and we still can't catch up. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2334 | This is where they shot the Spaghetti Westerns. | 1.2750 | 0.05418 | 120 | 96 | 15 | 9 |
2335 | Yep, looks like the Cappuccino Kid struck again. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2336 | Looks like we just missed the barista banditos. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2337 | They think they are "roughing it" as long as they don't bring toilet paper. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2338 | I swear, one day I will finally catch the man who stole my pa's extension cord. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2339 | Relax, Jack. It ain’t a rustler camp. It’s just the Pony Espresso. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2340 | I knew Cactus Jack couldn't get far with his espresso habit. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2341 | Hasta Barista! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2342 | Things have been weird since every order has become a 'to go' order. | 1.2750 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2343 | I guess I should have had my mask up | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2344 | I can't believe you forgot the extension cord. | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
2345 | looks like the Barista and the set guy are at it again | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2346 | Dang, he must've seen us coming. I told you that your half caf frappa/cappa/machiato Americano with soy milk was sending him over the edge. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2347 | I told you they were trying to gentrify this area! | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2348 | I reckon they took the convection oven and robot vacuum with them...they won't get far. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2349 | Reckon they just left. Latte's still foamy. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2350 | Injuns, about 5 minutes ago based on the temp a' that espresso. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2351 | Is there a code for the outhouse? | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2352 | Can't have been gone long. Their espresso is still warm. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2353 | Unpack the coffee pot, Clem--looks like espresso was just a mirage. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
2354 | They won't get far. They're out of almond milk. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2355 | Is this some variation of life not adding up to much more than a hill of coffee beans? | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2356 | It was the best ride-thru coffee shop in the west | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2357 | Some folks just don't get along. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2358 | It was the caramel drizzle that did it. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2359 | Darn it! Those varmints took their grinder with ‘em. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2360 | Damn those Espresso Bandits! | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2361 | What's the wi-fi? | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2362 | Yep, Silas was pretty grumpy headed back in to town to rustle up that long extension cord. Reckon he needed some coffee! | 1.2750 | 0.04802 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2363 | Looks like the Cappuccino Kid left in a hurry. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2364 | Whoa. Those Pony Espresso fellas left in a hurry. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2365 | Well....we've been riding all day I could use a coffee | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2366 | He must have taken the matcha powder with him. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2367 | Somethin' just ain't right... Johnny never goes nowhere without his espresso machine! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2368 | He really is the fastest barista in the West. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2369 | The evidence leaves me with a lot of mixed messages. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2370 | And THAT is how the Pony Espresso became the Pony Express.... | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2371 | You see, Bart. Get here at 10 and you miss the breakfast rush. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2372 | Damn, missed them again. That just froth's me! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2373 | Looky here, Tex. There's probably another around the next range. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2374 | Daang! Sam, he's ran off again with the French Press. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2375 | They must have just left. Seems their espresso machine broke down. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2376 | They can't be far from here, the portafilter's still warm. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2377 | Quick! There’s bound to be some avocado toast nearby! | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2378 | The evidence is clear - hipsters. | 1.2750 | 0.04945 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
2379 | I never thought the desert-to-table business model was going to be viable. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2380 | The cowboy coffee fascists got here first. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2381 | Ride back into town and tell the sheriff them Yankees are on the move. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2382 | Those damn Airbnbs are everywhere! | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2383 | Well pardner, I guess we're drinkin' cowboy coffee after all. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2384 | Hey! Come back! We ain't got no stinkin' virus. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2385 | Looks like they ciao'd down already | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2386 | I told you an Italian couldn't run a chuck wagon. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2387 | Dang, I gotta switch those cows to decaf. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2388 | Pardner, it looks like we've got a venti problem on our hands. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2389 | The New Yorker | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2390 | Looks like we got ourselves some barista rustlers. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2391 | Must have been quite a launch. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2392 | Lassoing a barista with his pants on fire is harder than you think | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2393 | Darn, I'm all out of sanitizer. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2394 | Bet, they're headed to Starbucks! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2395 | Looks like his ol' horse Star must've bucked, I'd say. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2396 | You say 'Yippie Ky-Yay' ... I say 'Yippie Chai-Latte' | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2397 | Damn! It looks like they're startin' to make those spaghetti westerns again. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2398 | Yuppies! | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2399 | We’re getting awfully close to those biscotti rustlers. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2400 | I still need you to stay six feet away | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2401 | Looks like the Starbucks Gang left in a hurry. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2402 | This is definitely the work of Charlie “Extra Shot of Pumpkin Spice” Branson. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2403 | They can’t be far. Look, there’s still foam in the pitcher. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2404 | The best coffee is free-range. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2405 | These must be the last remnants of the Pony Espresso. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2406 | Start uttering discouraging words and an old range like that just don't feel like home no more. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2407 | They just left. The foam is still warm. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2408 | Hate to say they deserved it, but that prickly pair should'a known better than to promise folks locally sourced agave syrup. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2409 | Sergio, is so stubborn whenever he is filming! | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2410 | That's what happens when you order decaf. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2411 | That flat-white is still warm. They can't be too far. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2412 | You think we still have time to get to the afterparty? | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2413 | Decaf... good... they won | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2414 | We did leave the stove on. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2415 | Looks like they got the hell out of Dodge! | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2416 | Guess we'll have to find a Starbucks. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2417 | I think we're close but I'm not sure what century we're in. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2418 | Where seldom is heard a discouraging word except when a herd of bum steers stampede our expresso machine. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2419 | Beware! That’s not a coffee machine, it’s a “covfefe machine. It brews an ugly drink that only has side effects. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2420 | I do Spaghetti Westerns because of the coffee, but it's hard do find a reliable barista. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2421 | Roy, I tell ya, those americanos never keep a clean camp. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2422 | With tenderfeet it's always the coffee machine, never the juicer. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2423 | Those dagum’ dying, money-grubbin’ chemistry teachers are a plague out here these days. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2424 | Some people can’t fathom what self-isolation really means... | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2425 | They haven't gotten far. I can still hear the open mic poetry. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2426 | Phew, looks like we just missed the cappuccino tribe. | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
2427 | Don't let the plain ol' coffee pot campfire fool ya. Looks to me like we're only an hour or two behind the notorious Half-Caf Decaf Mint Mocha Latte Gang." | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
2428 | Well, Jake. I’d say we were about 150 years late. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2429 | Dang. My throat is dry and I was looking forward to a double latte. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
2430 | Gotta be that Hipster gang, I can tell by the roast they used. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2431 | Those dang baristas gave us the slip. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2432 | - Where are your star, Buck? - Damn, I told you the name is badge! | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2433 | Just missed them! Quick, follow the latte spills and stiletto tracks! | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
2434 | Even this Starbucks is deserted! | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
2435 | Don't worry. There should be another Prairie Bucks right across the river. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
2436 | It's the Caffeine Kid, saddled up on Foam. We'll never catch 'em. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
2437 | Eluded again by the Cappucino Kid - I just don’t know how he has the energy. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
2438 | As an outlaw you'd think he'd be better at covering his tracks. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2439 | They must of evaporated. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
2440 | I think someone tried to make it like home on the range. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2441 | Not here, the Wi-Fi is horrible. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2442 | I brought marshmallows. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2443 | Not exactly what I thought Home on the Range meant. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2444 | Them varmints ain't far ahead, that latte's only an hour old. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2445 | Those damn coyotes could’ve at least waited until I’d gotten my latte. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2446 | Uh oh... the El Barista Gang is nearby | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2447 | I think this was the rest stop. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2448 | The steamer is still warm, they can't be far | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2449 | You wouldn’t happen to have a solar panel in those saddle bags, would you? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2450 | Shucks! The baristas got away. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2451 | Injun raid??? Get real, Bob, this is 2020 - more likely it was ICE! | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
2452 | Trying to get coffee out of that machine is like looking for a MacDonalds in this desert!! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2453 | Looks like they're already strung up. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
2454 | Looks like he done unplugged his Tesla and gone. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2455 | Looks like some sorta range war! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2456 | Coronavirus was here | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2457 | And that there's the devil's juice, partner. They say it runs black as the color of his blood. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2458 | I swear I'll get you some day, Starbucks Bandit. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2459 | If you thought that was good wait til you see my other bean grind, cowboy | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2460 | Looks like we interrupted their cooking class! | 1.2696 | 0.04913 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
2461 | Something about this site tells me we're hot on the trail of the "Caff-Fiend Gang"! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2462 | I reckon somethin' spooked 'em... there's still a nice froth on that latte. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2463 | Looks like the Barista Boys can't be too far ahead of us. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2464 | Yeah, it sure looks like the Espresso Gang. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2465 | Damn Starbuckaroos.... | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2466 | They’re gone! Another fake coffee shop! Definitely Luckin Coffee. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2467 | I think we just found the secret of that great campfire coffee that Cookie makes. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2468 | Looks like we just missed them, their macchiato still warm | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2469 | I guess someone got mad because the barista forgot to add the caramel syrup. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2470 | I can see them up ahead, and I'd take a shot, but they're out of... whatchamacallit. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2471 | Burning man goes back to basic. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2472 | damn it, the barista bandits got away again... | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2473 | That Chief Seattle always seems to stay one cup ahead of us. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2474 | They colan’t have gotten too far, the frother is still warm. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2475 | That son-of-a-Starbuck, Seatle Slim, can't be far. His cactus killin' espresso is still hot. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2476 | Real or a mirage? Depends, Wyatt... they spell your name right? | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2477 | Cookie will be back soon. He just went to get a longer extension cord. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2478 | Pull up your mask, there are Italians are around here. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2479 | At what temperature do you take your pork and beans? | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2480 | Looks like the ride through was closed and we didn't get the smoke signal | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
2481 | I kept telling him, your crema's too good. They'll never leave you alone! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2482 | They must've finally liquidated. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2483 | We are dealing with professionals Johnny. To save time, they made a pour-over coffee. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2484 | No surprise, Clem. No more espresso, no more posse. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2485 | The west would be less wild if there was no caffiene. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2486 | Back to the future social distancing! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2487 | We better pull up our bandanas. they're not far ahead. | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
2488 | It could have been anybody. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2489 | Dam, I told that new Barrista not to give any Espresso after 6 o'clock. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2490 | Cooky must be distancing himself away from us, but he left us a hot pot of Coffee! | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
2491 | Guess the tenderfoot thought being 'on the range' meant an electric coffee maker would work too... | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2492 | With all the fuel finished, looks like we are back to beginning or at the very end.. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2493 | It looks like whoever was home on the range left in a big hurry. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2494 | We must be nearin' the Sergio Leone spread. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2495 | You’d think we had the plague or something. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2496 | You know any campfire songs? | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2497 | We are rapidly closing in on those outlaw barista brothers. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2498 | We must've just missed 'em. There's still some foam in the jug. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2499 | We call this a Barista Flats. A group of old Starbucks workers roam these hills, but always disappear before we can catch them. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2500 | Social distancing works so long as there’s espresso. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2501 | I should've known getting that tenth stamp wouldn't be easy. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2502 | The James boys will be traveling lite from now on, Sheriff. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2503 | Watch your back. These Starbucksians get feral real fast. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2504 | They'll probably just use the beans for trading anyway. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2505 | Looks like a 1201 Health Code violation to me. What do you reckon Slim? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2506 | The fire is still hot but the barista’s been gone for hours. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2507 | Looks like another abandoned Heisenberg meth lab. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2508 | They didn’t get far.....because they are lazy. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2509 | What was that you were saying about the service? | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2510 | The least they could do is leave a mug. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
2511 | Fire's still burning. Latte's still steaming. We're on 'em! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2512 | They must have been working from home, home on the range. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2513 | Caffeine-fueled physical distancing, I reckon. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2514 | I told you it wasn't a smoke signal...they were in a rush to get out of here. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2515 | We're clearly right on the heels of that Pony Espresso guy. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
2516 | Look at that! Don't they know you never leave a fire unattended? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2517 | Poor barista didn’t stand a chance exchanging shots. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2518 | Clem musta given the boys his cactus flapjacks again. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2519 | They left in a hurry! That double shoot decaf cappuccino with soy milk is still warm. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2520 | Looks like the Pony Espresso just left. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2521 | Here's hoping that coffee is still warm. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2522 | Looks like we’ll have to settle for a cafe al fuego. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2523 | We’re to late for a demi tasse, but do you still have the marshmallows?” | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2524 | From the looks of that fancy city coffee, they couldn't have gotten far. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2525 | That's decaf. They won't get far. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2526 | Looks like we just missed him... the Cheeto-in-Chief was here making his freaking covfefe | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2527 | MARTHA STEWART MY COWBOY ASS... | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2528 | See Billy...I told you those millennials had broken out again. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2529 | The second they took that Vulture Capital money, they was done for. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2530 | Looks like we’re on the trail of the Barista brothers. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2531 | I bet here were heard some discouraging words. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2532 | They must be way ahead of us. We don't even have alternating current yet. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2533 | Leaving the campfire burning is one thing, but taking the coffee filters is doggone irresponsible. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2534 | Sure don’t look like a range at my home | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2535 | The director wanted this Spaghetti Western to be more authentic. | 1.2696 | 0.04913 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
2536 | Dammit! We missed the Barista Bandits once again! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2537 | We should start looking at the nearest Starbucks. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2538 | They found out what worked and used it | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2539 | Looks like Death Valley just isn't ready for Starbux. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2540 | From the smell of the espresso I think we missed them by two minutes! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2541 | Shoot Jim, your caffe latte with soy milk just became a hot cup of Joe. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2542 | They can’t have gotten far, that frappiano is still steaming. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2543 | I'll clean the kitchen if you'll put the kids to bed. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2544 | About last night, I reckon what happened in Texas stays in Texas! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2545 | "ANOTHER party we weren't invited to!" | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2546 | I thought you cleaned the kitchen before we left! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2547 | Looks like the deer and antelope been playin' with our range again. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2548 | Gettin' close, Clay. Cappuccino gang was here maybe two hours ago. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2549 | We shouldn't have pulled our masks down. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2550 | That does it! This is my last Spaghetti Western. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2551 | I think we can find them at Starbucks at 42nd and 3rd. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2552 | why don't we just forget we've ever been here? | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2553 | Smells like Sulawesi. We're on the wrong trail. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2554 | “Looks like we just missed those fellas that cleaned out the Starbucks last week”. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2555 | The good, the bad and the barista continues this Summer... rated 4 out of 5 stars on Yelp | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2556 | Marty McFly take the Chuckwagon again? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2557 | These are the telltale signs of an Americano Indian. | 1.2696 | 0.04336 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2558 | I told you we should've stopped at the Last Chance Cafe. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2559 | Wait, are we looking for the '"Donner" party or the "dinner" party? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2560 | I told you they wouldn't have cold brew | 1.2696 | 0.04247 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
2561 | Someone's been making themselves at home on the range. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2562 | Looks like a newfangled idea that went horribly wrong. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2563 | They won't get far. They will decaffeinate by noon. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2564 | I reckon they just left to get an extension cord. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2565 | I heard there were Luddites in these parts. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2566 | If we hurry, we can catch them before dark roast. . . | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2567 | One like this every half mile or so... | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2568 | Really? I just reloaded my Starbucks card. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2569 | They left the place a mess, but at least they’re practicing social distancing | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2570 | Just as I suspected, we're in RoastWorld. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2571 | Another whippersnapper thinking there was a short-cut. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2572 | We'll catch them. They're sure to be making lots of stops. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2573 | You still got that Bed, Bath & Beyond gift card, Rudy? | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2574 | The feral baristas are no match for the Pony Espresso Gang. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2575 | What have we got to do to get a coffee around here? | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
2576 | I hate to say it, Boss, but your idea for a ‘break space’ has a few flaws. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2577 | They’re not far. Their flat whites are still warm. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2578 | They prefer the term "Avocado-Toast Americans". | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2579 | Camping out just ain't what it used to be. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2580 | OK, no skinny-soy milk-mochaccino, but you didn't have to wreck the place | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2581 | Looks like they surprised him right in the middle of a Latte Macchiato. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
2582 | I know I told you to bring the generator! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2583 | Don’t know what in tarnation it is, either, but I’m powerful glad they had a ‘Plan B’’ | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2584 | There's coffee in them thar hills. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2585 | I just can't drink instant coffee! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2586 | Nope, wasn't the James gang that robbed the train. It was daggum baristas! | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
2587 | Dadgummit, these are sproutin up all over. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2588 | They too seek the great treasure of La Vazza | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2589 | Aww shucks, looks like they made off with the french press | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2590 | Word is they ran out of s’mores. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2591 | They didn’t even leave us any quiche. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2592 | Reckon we stick to decaf. | 1.2696 | 0.04423 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
2593 | Looks like we’ll find ‘em on the 3:10 Espresso to Yuma. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
2594 | I never touch the stuff the after noon. | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2595 | Mass hipteria | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
2596 | Fortunately there's a Starbucks just past yonder bluff to the west. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
2597 | I upgraded from home with a range last year. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2598 | Damn, I knew the Barista's were upset, but this means they're on the warpath again!! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2599 | I think he misunderstood my "double shot" order. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2600 | These damn millennials. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2601 | And you laughed at me when I said we should bring fresh milk. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
2602 | I told you they wuz amateurs! They didn’t wipe down them steam nozzles. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2603 | Fresh signs of spinach, feta and cage-free egg white wrap. They can’t have gone far. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2604 | Damn. Now we gotta wait till they reopen for lunch. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2605 | Dang it, I was really lookin' forward to a cup o' joe. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2606 | Tell Mel Brooks there was a gas explosion! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2607 | I knew gentrifying would not work out... | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2608 | And I thought that spaghetti westerns were all low budget | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
2609 | We're getting close George. I heard Barista Base Camp is the first step to finding Starbucks. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2610 | I guess they didn’t know Indians like coffee not expresso | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2611 | That's the Pony Espresso | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2612 | Dangerously existential query, if WE are the non sequiturs. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2613 | You think the Barristas just decided to practice social distancing? Who was that N95 masked man? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2614 | Had I known we was gunna end up here, I woulda brought my cell! | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
2615 | Damn. The Alton Brown Gang is loose again. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2616 | I will never understand why people get so upset at their fancy coffee makers after they finally realize they have no electricity to make coffee! | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
2617 | Looks like another espresso deal gone bad! | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2618 | The wood-burning fireplace and espresso bar are just like airbnb said, but you'd think they would clean the place between guests. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2619 | We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2620 | That's not indians, that's from hipsters coming out here from the city. Look, you can tell - those are self starting logs. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2621 | No wonder he took off. It was just plain unamericano. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2622 | Can't figure out why these guys never stick around. You put up the "Wanted: Baristas" fliers, right? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2623 | We'll never be up early enough to catch the Barista Gang! | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2624 | Looks like we lost the trail of those banditos. This camp was clearly left by baristos. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2625 | Desperados Americanos vamoose con Macchiatos. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2626 | Yup, they were here alright. Damn millenial cowboys! | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2627 | Shoot, small business is really taking a hit. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2628 | Sometimes the old way is better | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2629 | It's cumbersome but we can make a true western omelette! | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2630 | My money says we’ll find this fella hold up at the nearest coffee bar. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2631 | Darn, we just missed the Pony Expresso. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2632 | Damn, Harry, it's YOUR turn to clean up. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2633 | I said, “Americana.” | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2634 | If they're looking for a gunfight, let's get 'em while they're over-caffeinated. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2635 | We’re on the right trail sheriff. The Kid is known to mix a mean mocha latte. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2636 | Horse 1-The one on me came here to check on his wife. Horse 2- The one on me is the one his wife is having an affair with. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2637 | do you see the outlet where they plugged in the expresso machine? | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2638 | I reckon they skedaddled for more milk. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2639 | I know the feeling when the coffee maker doesn’t work in the morning, but its a simple mistake. It isn’t plugged in! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2640 | Hey Burt, I've got milk, let's have us a cowboy cappuccino. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2641 | No, this is too sophisticated for the Hills Bros. | 1.2655 | 0.05624 | 113 | 92 | 12 | 9 |
2642 | 'Clearly expressos are not essential.' | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2643 | Looks like those dude ranch rustlers came this way, judging by the camp fire and cappuccino machine. | 1.2655 | 0.04790 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2644 | The fire’s fresh- musta just run off for more beans and a generator.” William Hunter, Plymouth MA | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2645 | Looks like they made their espressos and skedaddled. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2646 | That flat white is still steaming - they were just here! | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2647 | So much for WMDs | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2648 | I asked you to check that the stove was off when we left. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2649 | Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
2650 | Cookie likes to bring a little home with him on the range. Mike Cowan Sandersville, Ga. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2651 | Don't waste your time trying to come up with an explanation for that contraption next to the campfire, someone will always come up with a less funny one. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2652 | Never thought we’d have to track down a barista in a Spaghetti Western. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2653 | I told you that barista stranger was no good. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2654 | Whatever happened to cowboy coffee? | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2655 | You'd think a Starbucks would have better drive-thru service. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2656 | Seen Billy Crystal lately? | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2657 | Damn, I can't go without my daily triple grande almond milk skinny 4 pump vanilla latte. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2658 | It's them renegades, off the condominium again. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2659 | It sure is a sorry sight to see Westworld fall victim to gentrification. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2660 | New York's corona refugees are still on the run | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2661 | At least they remembered to turn the stove off. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2662 | Looks like the barista has been here... | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2663 | We're too late, they already broke camp. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2664 | Just another dag nab city slicker trying to pass. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2665 | Okay, Jake, we're looking for a Mormon with an attitude. Hide your flask, no swearing, and pretend you're not suffering caffeine withdrawal. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2666 | Looks like our cook suddenly quit after being asked constantly to grille steaks and waiting for the cows to come home. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2667 | I could've sworn there was a Starbucks here. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2668 | It's those millennials. They like to do everything the old fashioned way. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2669 | She’s always on trend- To become a Wall St Stockbroker! He off to Sacramento—just inherited a garage full of Hand sanitizer and T.P. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2670 | It’s the Barista Gang. They won’t get far on triple decaf soy lattes. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2671 | That sure don't smell like coffee beans. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2672 | Yep- the Cowboy Cappucino Coffee Bandit was here all right! | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2673 | It’s called “normalizing”. | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
2674 | That cinches it Dusty...them Gourmet injuns was here again! | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2675 | That's a strange looking cow. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2676 | Well tarnation, how’d the barista know we were coming? Someone must’ve tipped him. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2677 | Which war is it again? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2678 | They must have used the fire once they ran out of batteries. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2679 | They won't get far without their lattes. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2680 | Reckon it's them San Francisco cowboys I've been hear'n about. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2681 | Looks like the barista gang. Couldn't find an outlet to let off steam, so the ran for the hills. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2682 | Looks like them Barista fellers left in a might big hurry | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2683 | Better pull up your bandana, looks like more of those New Yorkers have been here. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2684 | Dang. Not today - not on Monday! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2685 | Great, now the Millennials are killing the Old West. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2686 | They called it America. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
2687 | Made it to the last stop on the Pony Espresso | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2688 | Looks like we're late agin, Jeb — the Macchiato gang cleared out already. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2689 | Yep, I’d say we found the trail of Fancy Bill. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
2690 | Cain't be more'n 10 minits gone, that thar Marzocco's still a' steamin' | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2691 | They won't go far on that french press alone. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2692 | Yup, the Barista Kid was just here all right. The latte is still foamy. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2693 | Tell me, Dr. Fauci, who was that masked baristo? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
2694 | Whataya think? It's another ten miles to the next rest stop. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2695 | Well, the odds of catching up with him just went way down. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2696 | I think you spooked the barista with that six shot espresso drink order and the request for a design in the foam | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
2697 | 'That Latte is still fresh and lukewarm, they aren't too far away.' | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
2698 | Yes, the fire is still smoldering - but even more telling, there is still froth on the milk. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
2699 | Brings new meaning to that good ol' tune, 'Home on the Range' | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
2700 | You'd leave in a hurry too if there was no place to plug in the espresso machine. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
2701 | Dangit. I was looking forward to that cappuccino. | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
2702 | And I was real |