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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-04-05T18:18:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-04-19T18:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-04-13T18:19:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 20, 2020 |
Number of captions | 4854 |
Number of responses | 1076611 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Forget everything you've ever thought about elevator music. | 2.2026 | 0.00557 | 16951 | 3095 | 7335 | 6521 |
1 | You're in 702? Awesome, we're in 704" | 2.1281 | 0.00616 | 16172 | 4064 | 5984 | 6124 |
2 | Neither one of us plays, but we find they keep people at least six feet away. | 2.1213 | 0.00624 | 14911 | 3545 | 6025 | 5341 |
3 | We've been asked to work from home. | 2.0683 | 0.00671 | 13322 | 3601 | 5225 | 4496 |
4 | This is orchestra. You want mezzanine. | 1.9932 | 0.00648 | 14211 | 4309 | 5704 | 4198 |
5 | Sorry, this elevator is for top brass only. | 1.9816 | 0.00684 | 13378 | 4317 | 4995 | 4066 |
6 | I’d get in if I were you ...the other car has the percussion section ! | 1.9813 | 0.00644 | 13527 | 3936 | 5918 | 3673 |
7 | Room 310 asked for a wake-up call. | 1.9479 | 0.00700 | 11967 | 3841 | 4914 | 3212 |
8 | A man purse? You know how ridiculous you look? | 1.9468 | 0.00736 | 12314 | 4488 | 4019 | 3807 |
9 | Sorry, pal. Tubas accompany, three's a crowd. | 1.9298 | 0.00771 | 11084 | 4083 | 3705 | 3296 |
10 | We’re taking our music to the next level. | 1.9279 | 0.00724 | 11357 | 3865 | 4476 | 3016 |
11 | No, you come in on four. | 1.9241 | 0.00769 | 10494 | 3715 | 3877 | 2902 |
12 | Don’t worry. We know how to conduct ourselves. | 1.8933 | 0.00732 | 10751 | 3750 | 4406 | 2595 |
13 | You’d better get in — the next car has 76 trombones. | 1.8894 | 0.00742 | 11075 | 4072 | 4161 | 2842 |
14 | Finally, someone to push the button for us. | 1.8571 | 0.00845 | 8262 | 3129 | 3193 | 1940 |
15 | A lady on 16 said 'Send me to Aruba,' but that's not what Alexa heard. | 1.8418 | 0.00883 | 8286 | 3447 | 2707 | 2132 |
16 | We're practicing social dissonance. | 1.8378 | 0.02332 | 1190 | 497 | 389 | 304 |
17 | We're not together | 1.8140 | 0.01005 | 6015 | 2498 | 2146 | 1371 |
18 | After a night of drinking and debauchery, John arrives home to face the music. | 1.8104 | 0.00959 | 6792 | 2889 | 2302 | 1601 |
19 | The little bell that goes 'ding' at each floor is broken. | 1.8097 | 0.00883 | 7708 | 3195 | 2788 | 1725 |
20 | If you prefer the traditional awkward silence,wait for the next car. | 1.8046 | 0.00798 | 8561 | 3340 | 3558 | 1663 |
21 | Yeah, it has its ups and downs. But a gig is a gig. | 1.8003 | 0.00853 | 7736 | 3112 | 3061 | 1563 |
22 | Fitness initiative by the hotel. You'd be surprised how many guests have been opting for the stairs. | 1.7992 | 0.00937 | 6329 | 2528 | 2547 | 1254 |
23 | It pretty much guarantees social distancing. | 1.7861 | 0.01154 | 3805 | 1458 | 1703 | 644 |
24 | Twenty bucks and we won't play. | 1.7782 | 0.00899 | 7196 | 3072 | 2649 | 1475 |
25 | The acoustics in here are incredible! | 1.7748 | 0.00860 | 7328 | 3004 | 2975 | 1349 |
26 | If you're a saint, come marching in. | 1.7675 | 0.01039 | 5505 | 2425 | 1935 | 1145 |
27 | We're desperately seeking Souza. | 1.7595 | 0.00995 | 6008 | 2697 | 2066 | 1245 |
28 | What do you mean you hate elevator music? | 1.7594 | 0.00749 | 9611 | 4092 | 3792 | 1727 |
29 | Sure, you can wait for the other one. But, I have to warn you, it has bagpipes. | 1.7560 | 0.00864 | 7398 | 3182 | 2849 | 1367 |
30 | It was the easiest way to carry the toilet paper out of Costco without raising suspicion | 1.7466 | 0.00984 | 6153 | 2814 | 2087 | 1252 |
31 | No bread or milk but we managed to get the last two sousaphones in town | 1.7434 | 0.00938 | 6673 | 3036 | 2315 | 1322 |
32 | We're your downstairs neighbors in 3G. We just wanted to give you one final opportunity to reconsider keeping that treadmill. | 1.7287 | 0.01435 | 2846 | 1324 | 970 | 552 |
33 | Is this the ICU? We're here with the new ventilators from POTUS. | 1.7261 | 0.01168 | 4754 | 2374 | 1311 | 1069 |
34 | Look, we don’t like the idea of working from home either | 1.7243 | 0.01116 | 4316 | 1922 | 1664 | 730 |
35 | Prepare to be intubated. | 1.7220 | 0.01360 | 3396 | 1670 | 1000 | 726 |
36 | Better jump in. There are 76 trombones in the next car. | 1.7193 | 0.00841 | 7809 | 3623 | 2797 | 1389 |
37 | We’re going up an octave | 1.7180 | 0.01176 | 3975 | 1810 | 1476 | 689 |
38 | Stop calling it a tuba and I'll stop calling it a "man-purse." | 1.7157 | 0.01005 | 5525 | 2551 | 1994 | 980 |
39 | Sorry, this elevator is reserved exclusively for the big brass. | 1.7143 | 0.00941 | 6283 | 2910 | 2263 | 1110 |
40 | Your first journey out of the house in months deserves a little pomp and circumstance, no? | 1.7128 | 0.01392 | 2855 | 1317 | 1041 | 497 |
41 | You didn't notice if a marching band got off on this floor did you?" | 1.6968 | 0.01069 | 4674 | 2172 | 1747 | 755 |
42 | No seriously, do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? | 1.6899 | 0.02300 | 1032 | 491 | 370 | 171 |
43 | Oh, we don't play. It just keeps others six-feet away. | 1.6865 | 0.00989 | 5388 | 2530 | 2017 | 841 |
44 | Are you the guy who complained that the ice machine is too noisy? | 1.6817 | 0.01206 | 3871 | 1901 | 1301 | 669 |
45 | Hop in, the other elevator is baroque | 1.6812 | 0.01318 | 3391 | 1713 | 1047 | 631 |
46 | This is all that's left of the national endowment of the arts | 1.6764 | 0.01398 | 3038 | 1563 | 901 | 574 |
47 | We tried taking the stairs, but we get winded. | 1.6647 | 0.01190 | 3671 | 1816 | 1297 | 558 |
48 | Don't be ridiculous, of course we're essential. | 1.6621 | 0.01180 | 3753 | 1890 | 1283 | 580 |
49 | We can't leave. Your ex-wife paid for the whole day in advance. | 1.6576 | 0.01458 | 2649 | 1357 | 844 | 448 |
50 | Wanna hear our elevator pitch? | 1.6486 | 0.01732 | 1824 | 934 | 598 | 292 |
51 | We'd let you on, but we have our marching orders. | 1.6445 | 0.01168 | 3696 | 1824 | 1363 | 509 |
52 | Would you like to accompany us? | 1.6403 | 0.01462 | 2299 | 1132 | 865 | 302 |
53 | If there's a rabbi and duck behind you two guys, I've heard this joke. | 1.6349 | 0.01487 | 2487 | 1310 | 779 | 398 |
54 | 519? We're in 518! | 1.6346 | 0.01264 | 3268 | 1670 | 1123 | 475 |
55 | Do you mind if we accompany you? | 1.6320 | 0.01149 | 3788 | 1941 | 1329 | 518 |
56 | No room-pah-pah. | 1.6296 | 0.02134 | 1242 | 666 | 370 | 206 |
57 | You can step in but there’s a reason they don’t call it a threeba. | 1.6291 | 0.01734 | 1844 | 979 | 568 | 296 |
58 | Yes, it's a coincidence. | 1.6256 | 0.02164 | 1087 | 556 | 382 | 149 |
59 | They help with social distancing | 1.6213 | 0.01350 | 2614 | 1313 | 984 | 317 |
60 | Sorry, we're going up an octave. | 1.6169 | 0.01187 | 3610 | 1874 | 1245 | 491 |
61 | Yes, we are going down, but no more than an octave. | 1.6094 | 0.01163 | 3679 | 1914 | 1288 | 477 |
62 | Your call, Buddy, but there are bagpipes in the next one. | 1.6064 | 0.01275 | 2980 | 1552 | 1055 | 373 |
63 | Take the next one. This is for the top brass only. | 1.6055 | 0.01200 | 3498 | 1901 | 1117 | 480 |
64 | Get out? We're not sure how we got in. | 1.5858 | 0.01605 | 1965 | 1075 | 630 | 260 |
65 | You're welcome to get on but we have to warn you, the acoustics are terrible. | 1.5835 | 0.01268 | 2999 | 1610 | 1029 | 360 |
66 | Looking for the unemployment office? Follow us. | 1.5821 | 0.01525 | 2192 | 1208 | 692 | 292 |
67 | Your name better be Sandy, this better be your birthday and you better tell your girlfriend what a great surprise this was. | 1.5789 | 0.01663 | 1876 | 1048 | 570 | 258 |
68 | Might as well squeeze in ... the next one's got the piano. | 1.5771 | 0.01395 | 2589 | 1431 | 822 | 336 |
69 | We will now play "Concerto No. 3 for Elevator and Two Tubas" by Otis. | 1.5700 | 0.01881 | 1500 | 859 | 427 | 214 |
70 | Did you think that elevator music just magically happens? | 1.5625 | 0.01655 | 1719 | 945 | 581 | 193 |
71 | Take the stairs, book boy. | 1.5617 | 0.01621 | 2222 | 1354 | 490 | 378 |
72 | We're the Trump Tower Social Distancing Enforcement Rapid Response Team. | 1.5593 | 0.02446 | 928 | 552 | 233 | 143 |
73 | Jerry was strangely comforted to see the universe messing with everyone. | 1.5591 | 0.02425 | 905 | 528 | 248 | 129 |
74 | Elevator music. | 1.5578 | 0.01519 | 2112 | 1188 | 670 | 254 |
75 | No worries, there's room in the Bach. | 1.5530 | 0.01829 | 1519 | 877 | 444 | 198 |
76 | Flat B, please. | 1.5528 | 0.02316 | 881 | 493 | 289 | 99 |
77 | We're filling in while the Muzak is being fixed. | 1.5519 | 0.01603 | 1754 | 972 | 600 | 182 |
78 | How about “Stairway to Heaven?” | 1.5505 | 0.01651 | 1831 | 1058 | 540 | 233 |
79 | The stairs don’t look so bad now, do they? | 1.5474 | 0.02045 | 1065 | 587 | 373 | 105 |
80 | He tooted...not me | 1.5451 | 0.01658 | 1719 | 1035 | 473 | 211 |
81 | We can play the theme from "Shaft". | 1.5412 | 0.02200 | 1044 | 616 | 294 | 134 |
82 | Some say the acoustics will blow you away, but we feel it will elevate you | 1.5412 | 0.02404 | 850 | 493 | 254 | 103 |
83 | Hey, in this economy a gig's a gig. | 1.5368 | 0.01650 | 1494 | 885 | 466 | 143 |
84 | Oh, there's plenty of room for you, but Steve just tooted. | 1.5348 | 0.01879 | 1464 | 877 | 391 | 196 |
85 | March madness. | 1.5339 | 0.02483 | 796 | 467 | 233 | 96 |
86 | C'mon. After three floors you will hardly notice it. | 1.5299 | 0.01841 | 1340 | 767 | 436 | 137 |
87 | does this make me look fat? | 1.5290 | 0.02773 | 673 | 407 | 176 | 90 |
88 | Tuba or not Tuba? Really? That's your question? | 1.5272 | 0.01981 | 1286 | 772 | 350 | 164 |
89 | The stairs were too much treble. | 1.5256 | 0.02029 | 1174 | 694 | 343 | 137 |
90 | We're not going down. We're getting down. | 1.5251 | 0.01909 | 1257 | 733 | 391 | 133 |
91 | He’s the Oom, I’m the Pah! | 1.5246 | 0.01906 | 1260 | 732 | 396 | 132 |
92 | Hurry up! The pool is closing soon, and these took forever to inflate. | 1.5245 | 0.02557 | 736 | 435 | 216 | 85 |
93 | If this does not make people keep a “social distance,” nothing will. | 1.5228 | 0.01921 | 1270 | 745 | 386 | 139 |
94 | I'm sorry, we don't know The Sound Of Silence. | 1.5207 | 0.01992 | 1181 | 697 | 354 | 130 |
95 | We're offering locally-sourced elevator music today. | 1.5179 | 0.01943 | 1176 | 681 | 381 | 114 |
96 | Just until our subway station reopens. | 1.5174 | 0.01827 | 1150 | 708 | 339 | 103 |
97 | Is that a piccolo, or are you just happy to see us? | 1.5149 | 0.02358 | 940 | 584 | 228 | 128 |
98 | We promise there will be no awkward silence. | 1.5136 | 0.02011 | 1106 | 647 | 350 | 109 |
99 | Floors a one, an' a two, an' a three, an' a four. | 1.5115 | 0.02509 | 741 | 442 | 219 | 80 |
100 | Yeah, we know it's not the best arrangement. | 1.5110 | 0.03790 | 319 | 189 | 97 | 33 |
101 | The acoustics are almost as good as the ladies' room. | 1.5110 | 0.01781 | 1094 | 677 | 331 | 86 |
102 | Here's a little tune by Buddy Holly. It's called, 'Wake Up Little Sousa.' | 1.5109 | 0.02669 | 687 | 418 | 187 | 82 |
103 | These babies will get you thirty, maybe forty feet of distance, easy. | 1.5109 | 0.02115 | 1055 | 633 | 305 | 117 |
104 | Going up pa pah? | 1.5079 | 0.02173 | 1012 | 613 | 284 | 115 |
105 | If people still don't get social distancing, then we'll switch to bagpipes. | 1.5073 | 0.02066 | 1025 | 606 | 321 | 98 |
106 | What time is your wake-up call again? | 1.5057 | 0.02062 | 1050 | 647 | 295 | 108 |
107 | This elevator's only big enough for the tuba us. | 1.5051 | 0.02695 | 681 | 420 | 178 | 83 |
108 | Just turn around and walk away...we're not afraid to use these. | 1.5037 | 0.02181 | 957 | 575 | 283 | 99 |
109 | Have you seen a guy waving a stick around wildly? | 1.5034 | 0.02276 | 894 | 539 | 260 | 95 |
110 | This really helps promote social distancing. | 1.5030 | 0.02055 | 1000 | 583 | 331 | 86 |
111 | Watch your step. I just emptied my spit valve. | 1.4978 | 0.02282 | 928 | 574 | 246 | 108 |
112 | We're finally dealing with that kid playing the violin in 7B. | 1.4972 | 0.02267 | 899 | 547 | 257 | 95 |
113 | Hi there – we’re your new neighbors. | 1.4966 | 0.02255 | 890 | 538 | 262 | 90 |
114 | If you have a trombone, you could probably horn your way in. | 1.4960 | 0.02146 | 883 | 519 | 293 | 71 |
115 | Sir, these are sousaphones. NO ONE is stupid enough to play a tuba on an elevator! | 1.4956 | 0.02371 | 801 | 484 | 237 | 80 |
116 | We repurposed them into social distancing devices. | 1.4922 | 0.02204 | 898 | 549 | 260 | 89 |
117 | I hope you enjoy live elevator music. | 1.4889 | 0.02175 | 859 | 508 | 283 | 68 |
118 | You could say we invented social distancing | 1.4879 | 0.02371 | 828 | 513 | 226 | 89 |
119 | You guys are good, but the performance I saw yesterday was on another level. | 1.4876 | 0.02400 | 769 | 468 | 227 | 74 |
120 | I hate these small venues. | 1.4867 | 0.02338 | 791 | 483 | 233 | 75 |
121 | This isn't what it looks like. | 1.4817 | 0.02413 | 766 | 472 | 219 | 75 |
122 | Hi, we're the Elevator Brothers, and this is 'WAKE UP, Little Sousa!' | 1.4806 | 0.02443 | 747 | 461 | 213 | 73 |
123 | You should see how they bring up the pianist. | 1.4794 | 0.02414 | 753 | 463 | 219 | 71 |
124 | No, I don't think today will end on a high note. | 1.4794 | 0.02457 | 753 | 469 | 207 | 77 |
125 | Godot? | 1.4793 | 0.02628 | 653 | 408 | 178 | 67 |
126 | Seventy-six trombones stuck in the balcony, while a hundred and ten coronets take the stairs. | 1.4786 | 0.02484 | 748 | 469 | 200 | 79 |
127 | It was supposed to be a scuba convention, but SOMEBODY misheard. | 1.4764 | 0.02628 | 678 | 429 | 175 | 74 |
128 | this is the only rehearsal space that hasn't been shut down | 1.4759 | 0.02387 | 685 | 407 | 230 | 48 |
129 | Someone at the penthouse ordered a major blow job. | 1.4755 | 0.02686 | 715 | 475 | 142 | 98 |
130 | Do you by any chance know what floor the Goldstein bar mitzvah is on ? | 1.4741 | 0.02472 | 696 | 430 | 204 | 62 |
131 | Guess what, Neighbor! With the arts center closed, Joyce and I now get to practice at home! | 1.4722 | 0.02492 | 701 | 435 | 201 | 65 |
132 | Hope you don't mind elevator music. | 1.4717 | 0.02320 | 706 | 450 | 203 | 53 |
133 | We're looking for B flat. | 1.4703 | 0.02430 | 706 | 433 | 214 | 59 |
134 | I need to warn you, we only play elevator music. | 1.4700 | 0.03336 | 400 | 251 | 110 | 39 |
135 | I'm not looking for any treble | 1.4695 | 0.02474 | 688 | 424 | 205 | 59 |
136 | Up On The Roof? Sure, in fact, that's our number one request. | 1.4693 | 0.02415 | 684 | 414 | 219 | 51 |
137 | Everyone keeps telling us we're on the wrong floor." | 1.4677 | 0.03357 | 387 | 242 | 109 | 36 |
138 | Better take the next elevator Sir. We only have room for a flute. | 1.4671 | 0.02586 | 623 | 384 | 187 | 52 |
139 | This is the new normal. | 1.4666 | 0.02685 | 658 | 425 | 159 | 74 |
140 | We're in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.4664 | 0.02530 | 639 | 408 | 173 | 58 |
141 | Apparently we aren't welcome in the lobby. | 1.4645 | 0.02505 | 648 | 398 | 199 | 51 |
142 | I know what you're thinking, yes we are wearing the same shoes. | 1.4645 | 0.02711 | 605 | 383 | 163 | 59 |
143 | The good news is the building manager listened to your complaint about the elevator music. | 1.4630 | 0.02647 | 622 | 392 | 172 | 58 |
144 | Whoa! Check out the dude with the shoulder bag. | 1.4610 | 0.03166 | 449 | 287 | 117 | 45 |
145 | Whoa there, we don't want any treble. | 1.4606 | 0.02677 | 634 | 407 | 162 | 65 |
146 | Consider us A-Minor inconvenience. | 1.4598 | 0.02717 | 609 | 390 | 158 | 61 |
147 | Sorry, not everyone gets a pair of angels playing harps on their first request. | 1.4596 | 0.02392 | 594 | 399 | 153 | 42 |
148 | Is the hearing aid convention on this floor? | 1.4583 | 0.02715 | 600 | 383 | 159 | 58 |
149 | We’re here to start your day on a low note. | 1.4574 | 0.02645 | 599 | 376 | 172 | 51 |
150 | Sir, don't make us blow these. Please step back six feet. | 1.4574 | 0.02667 | 575 | 358 | 171 | 46 |
151 | Trump sent these in lieu of ventilators. | 1.4574 | 0.02742 | 610 | 395 | 151 | 64 |
152 | It's Tuba Tuesday. There was a memo. | 1.4564 | 0.02658 | 574 | 357 | 172 | 45 |
153 | We can only take you an octave down. | 1.4558 | 0.02676 | 599 | 380 | 165 | 54 |
154 | We also accept tips for not playing. | 1.4533 | 0.02709 | 567 | 360 | 158 | 49 |
155 | Tuba or not tuba, that is the question. | 1.4514 | 0.02794 | 576 | 374 | 144 | 58 |
156 | Trust me, it's better than awkward silence. | 1.4471 | 0.02762 | 539 | 342 | 153 | 44 |
157 | Hides the farts. | 1.4461 | 0.02924 | 538 | 355 | 126 | 57 |
158 | They keep everyone at least 6 feet away. | 1.4459 | 0.02709 | 536 | 336 | 161 | 39 |
159 | We doubled in only one day and we’ll be a quartet by tomorrow. By next week they’ll start to notice and it will be too late. | 1.4457 | 0.02913 | 516 | 335 | 132 | 49 |
160 | Do YOU think there’s room? | 1.4451 | 0.02855 | 537 | 349 | 137 | 51 |
161 | We go where the music takes us. | 1.4438 | 0.02851 | 525 | 339 | 139 | 47 |
162 | Our agent said he wanted to book us into smaller venues. | 1.4436 | 0.02801 | 514 | 326 | 148 | 40 |
163 | We've lost our key to E Flat. | 1.4432 | 0.02809 | 519 | 331 | 146 | 42 |
164 | This is nothing, you should have seen us in the cab on the way over! | 1.4429 | 0.02740 | 508 | 317 | 157 | 34 |
165 | Tuck your shirt in; you look like a dork. | 1.4425 | 0.03026 | 513 | 343 | 113 | 57 |
166 | I swear, that sound you heard was the tuba! | 1.4420 | 0.02978 | 500 | 328 | 123 | 49 |
167 | Unless you're a piccolo player the elevator is full. | 1.4419 | 0.02837 | 525 | 339 | 140 | 46 |
168 | They told us to bring the Big Brass with us when we go upstairs to the board meeting. | 1.4408 | 0.02782 | 515 | 327 | 149 | 39 |
169 | No, my pharmacy order was mouthwash. floss, and a tube a toothpaste. | 1.4400 | 0.03076 | 475 | 314 | 113 | 48 |
170 | This car's full. Wait for the woodwind section. | 1.4398 | 0.02504 | 507 | 325 | 159 | 23 |
171 | It ain't called a threeba. Now scram! | 1.4397 | 0.02866 | 514 | 333 | 136 | 45 |
172 | We’re here to meet with the top brass. | 1.4395 | 0.02834 | 512 | 329 | 141 | 42 |
173 | What time would you like your wake-up call? | 1.4384 | 0.02727 | 495 | 331 | 125 | 39 |
174 | Hi, we’re your new neighbors. | 1.4380 | 0.02767 | 500 | 315 | 151 | 34 |
175 | Yes, we know "The Girl From Ipanema." | 1.4380 | 0.02811 | 500 | 318 | 145 | 37 |
176 | We only have room for a flutist. | 1.4374 | 0.02784 | 503 | 319 | 148 | 36 |
177 | My apologies . You ordered an Uber? | 1.4371 | 0.03084 | 485 | 325 | 108 | 52 |
178 | We're a new live music service....Tuber. | 1.4358 | 0.02960 | 491 | 322 | 124 | 45 |
179 | Can you press 9 for us? | 1.4350 | 0.02967 | 469 | 304 | 126 | 39 |
180 | C’mon Ralph! Late for work and forgot your tuba, again? | 1.4340 | 0.03204 | 424 | 280 | 104 | 40 |
181 | The President said these would work. | 1.4319 | 0.03049 | 477 | 318 | 112 | 47 |
182 | We're the hospital's new intubation unit. | 1.4307 | 0.03034 | 469 | 315 | 108 | 46 |
183 | 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?' No problem! | 1.4289 | 0.03002 | 464 | 305 | 119 | 40 |
184 | Sorry, we only stop on the 3rd, the 5th, and 8th. | 1.4289 | 0.02987 | 464 | 304 | 121 | 39 |
185 | Two tunas? Oh, my mistake. | 1.4286 | 0.03012 | 455 | 298 | 119 | 38 |
186 | Either squeeze in now or you will end up with the percussion section. | 1.4276 | 0.02808 | 456 | 314 | 106 | 36 |
187 | Sorry, reserved for the top brass only. | 1.4273 | 0.02984 | 454 | 296 | 122 | 36 |
188 | President's Task Force for COVID-19. Don't ask. | 1.4273 | 0.03127 | 454 | 305 | 104 | 45 |
189 | We're part of the Shelter In Place Orchestra. The rest of the brass are on 3, 4, and 5, the strings are on 10, 11, 12, woodwinds are in the roof garden and the piano and timpani are in the lobby. | 1.4273 | 0.03080 | 454 | 302 | 110 | 42 |
190 | Do you know Stairway to Heaven? | 1.4270 | 0.02960 | 452 | 293 | 125 | 34 |
191 | Are you the one complaining about the elevator music? | 1.4254 | 0.02922 | 449 | 289 | 129 | 31 |
192 | Did you see which floor the 76 trombones went to? | 1.4254 | 0.03006 | 449 | 294 | 119 | 36 |
193 | Sorry–we’re headed up for a meeting with the top brass. | 1.4244 | 0.03000 | 443 | 289 | 120 | 34 |
194 | Want to listen to our elevator pitch? | 1.4240 | 0.03043 | 441 | 290 | 115 | 36 |
195 | You can come in if you like, but I have to warn you, the acoustics suck. | 1.4240 | 0.03060 | 441 | 291 | 113 | 37 |
196 | Is this floor where the saints go marching in? | 1.4240 | 0.03043 | 441 | 290 | 115 | 36 |
197 | Are there two plants standing against the wall? On each side of this elevator...just nod your head if they are there. | 1.4230 | 0.03174 | 435 | 293 | 100 | 42 |
198 | We're here to accompany you. | 1.4217 | 0.02953 | 434 | 280 | 125 | 29 |
199 | Board meeting. We're the brass. | 1.4213 | 0.02980 | 432 | 280 | 122 | 30 |
200 | Elevator polka was deemed an essential service. | 1.4211 | 0.02709 | 418 | 287 | 106 | 25 |
201 | Did you call for a TUber? | 1.4209 | 0.03025 | 430 | 281 | 117 | 32 |
202 | I know—it’s not what’s I thought ‘intubation’ meant either. | 1.4204 | 0.03304 | 402 | 272 | 91 | 39 |
203 | What? You were expecting 76 trombones? | 1.4202 | 0.03062 | 426 | 280 | 113 | 33 |
204 | Never seen a guy with a beret before? | 1.4199 | 0.03249 | 381 | 251 | 100 | 30 |
205 | Trump said playing tuba cures COVID-19... | 1.4194 | 0.03190 | 422 | 284 | 99 | 39 |
206 | Fuck trump. | 1.4190 | 0.03423 | 420 | 296 | 72 | 52 |
207 | Wait till you hear the acoustics when the door closes. | 1.4185 | 0.03120 | 411 | 271 | 108 | 32 |
208 | Your wife in 7G said you could use a pair of brass ones. | 1.4169 | 0.03310 | 391 | 264 | 91 | 36 |
209 | The good news is no one will hear you fart. | 1.4158 | 0.03263 | 392 | 263 | 95 | 34 |
210 | What happens in the elevator, stays in the elevator. | 1.4156 | 0.03012 | 409 | 265 | 118 | 26 |
211 | Sorry, fella. This elevator is reserved for the top brass | 1.4156 | 0.03167 | 409 | 273 | 102 | 34 |
212 | We're making elevator music great again. | 1.4144 | 0.03160 | 403 | 268 | 103 | 32 |
213 | Sorry, but the acoustics in here are incredible. | 1.4135 | 0.03122 | 399 | 263 | 107 | 29 |
214 | With these on, everyone stays 6 feet away! | 1.4135 | 0.03202 | 399 | 267 | 99 | 33 |
215 | Totally understand. People have been social distancing from us for years now. | 1.4124 | 0.03810 | 291 | 197 | 68 | 26 |
216 | Wanna hear "Flight of the Bumblebee"? | 1.4122 | 0.03274 | 376 | 251 | 95 | 30 |
217 | On a chance encounter, Bill realized that his Sousaphobia had suddenly returned. | 1.4122 | 0.03174 | 393 | 261 | 102 | 30 |
218 | We got the last two. | 1.4118 | 0.03266 | 391 | 264 | 93 | 34 |
219 | Going up or down an octave? | 1.4107 | 0.03220 | 392 | 263 | 97 | 32 |
220 | This elevator is exclusively for top brass. | 1.4107 | 0.03257 | 375 | 250 | 96 | 29 |
221 | Why are you carrying a man purse? | 1.4103 | 0.03271 | 390 | 264 | 92 | 34 |
222 | We can only go up to B flat. | 1.4103 | 0.03148 | 390 | 258 | 104 | 28 |
223 | Congratulations! You’re the millionth rider. | 1.4099 | 0.05021 | 161 | 108 | 40 | 13 |
224 | Sorry! There's not even an inch of oboe room in here. | 1.4093 | 0.03191 | 386 | 257 | 100 | 29 |
225 | We successfully smuggled in the toilet paper. | 1.4084 | 0.03105 | 382 | 267 | 84 | 31 |
226 | The executive elevator is only for the top brass. | 1.4084 | 0.03235 | 382 | 256 | 96 | 30 |
227 | Hi. Welcome to our live stream. | 1.4079 | 0.03268 | 380 | 256 | 93 | 31 |
228 | Is this floor 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and? | 1.4069 | 0.02853 | 376 | 265 | 88 | 23 |
229 | They were on sale. | 1.4069 | 0.03313 | 376 | 255 | 89 | 32 |
230 | The next thirty-eight elevators are full. | 1.4064 | 0.03170 | 374 | 247 | 102 | 25 |
231 | Hey, aren't you guys supposed to be six measures apart? | 1.4059 | 0.03182 | 372 | 246 | 101 | 25 |
232 | Yes, it’s your turn to face the music. | 1.4057 | 0.03317 | 350 | 233 | 92 | 25 |
233 | Just our way to enforce social distancing. | 1.4054 | 0.02828 | 370 | 255 | 97 | 18 |
234 | We can go up, but only about an octave. | 1.4048 | 0.03198 | 373 | 248 | 99 | 26 |
235 | Sorry this elevator is going down an octave. | 1.4048 | 0.03175 | 373 | 247 | 101 | 25 |
236 | With social distancing, George no longer had to feel guilty about refusing to share an elevator with certain people. | 1.4048 | 0.03264 | 373 | 251 | 93 | 29 |
237 | FEMA said they are respirators. | 1.4048 | 0.03358 | 336 | 223 | 90 | 23 |
238 | Trust me pal, this is worse for me, I graduated from Juilliard. | 1.4017 | 0.03244 | 361 | 241 | 95 | 25 |
239 | This only goes to 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 | 1.4017 | 0.03268 | 361 | 242 | 93 | 26 |
240 | Are you sure you want to be intubated? | 1.4017 | 0.03406 | 361 | 248 | 81 | 32 |
241 | No sir, this is the TROMBONE tower. | 1.4017 | 0.02584 | 361 | 262 | 81 | 18 |
242 | You're in luck. We are taking requests. | 1.4017 | 0.03244 | 361 | 241 | 95 | 25 |
243 | We're working on our elevator pitch. | 1.4017 | 0.03303 | 361 | 246 | 86 | 29 |
244 | So much for ending the day on a high note. | 1.4011 | 0.03256 | 359 | 240 | 94 | 25 |
245 | After us come the trombones, the cornets should be close behind. If I were you, I'd take the stairs. | 1.4006 | 0.03219 | 357 | 237 | 97 | 23 |
246 | Fred, you forgot about Tuba Tuesday again?!?! | 1.4000 | 0.03231 | 355 | 236 | 96 | 23 |
247 | People are tired of elevator music. | 1.3994 | 0.02385 | 353 | 262 | 75 | 16 |
248 | It keeps us 6 feet apart. | 1.3994 | 0.03218 | 353 | 234 | 97 | 22 |
249 | With no one taking the subway, the buskers had to improvise. | 1.3989 | 0.03402 | 351 | 240 | 82 | 29 |
250 | We have no trouble keeping people six feet away.” | 1.3983 | 0.02977 | 349 | 239 | 93 | 17 |
251 | We can play elevator music or polka. | 1.3971 | 0.03292 | 345 | 231 | 91 | 23 |
252 | You didn't, by chance, see pass by, like, seventy-six trombones. | 1.3965 | 0.03381 | 343 | 233 | 84 | 26 |
253 | Maestro said we need to rest between the fourth and the fifth. | 1.3959 | 0.03343 | 341 | 232 | 84 | 25 |
254 | After 50 years of trying, the Alfie Brothers finally succeed at making elevator music worse. | 1.3959 | 0.03317 | 341 | 240 | 74 | 27 |
255 | We're here to enforce the quarantine. We'll be your musical accompaniment until you go back home. | 1.3941 | 0.03296 | 340 | 228 | 90 | 22 |
256 | Or you could ride up with the guys playing harps. | 1.3941 | 0.03269 | 340 | 227 | 92 | 21 |
257 | You can get on at intermission. | 1.3941 | 0.03348 | 340 | 230 | 86 | 24 |
258 | we are here to encourage you to stay at home | 1.3941 | 0.03348 | 340 | 230 | 86 | 24 |
259 | You seen a guy with a baton? | 1.3935 | 0.03308 | 338 | 227 | 89 | 22 |
260 | Tuba or not tuba. That is your question. | 1.3929 | 0.03294 | 336 | 241 | 69 | 26 |
261 | On that note, I will wait for the next elevator. | 1.3922 | 0.03414 | 334 | 230 | 78 | 26 |
262 | Would you like to hear Stairway to Heaven? | 1.3922 | 0.03387 | 334 | 227 | 83 | 24 |
263 | We figured it would be unfair to bother only our immediate neighbors | 1.3916 | 0.03347 | 332 | 226 | 83 | 23 |
264 | The little chime sound is out of order. | 1.3916 | 0.03347 | 332 | 224 | 86 | 22 |
265 | You're the one millionth rider on this elevator! | 1.3914 | 0.03623 | 327 | 230 | 66 | 31 |
266 | How do you get to Carnegie Hall? | 1.3909 | 0.03414 | 330 | 225 | 81 | 24 |
267 | Your upstairs neighbor hired us to play her to sleep. | 1.3909 | 0.02656 | 330 | 237 | 79 | 14 |
268 | Repent! | 1.3899 | 0.03614 | 318 | 222 | 68 | 28 |
269 | Perhaps you'd like to hear our elevator pitch? | 1.3896 | 0.03387 | 326 | 221 | 83 | 22 |
270 | We’re going up to see the top brass. | 1.3889 | 0.03400 | 324 | 220 | 82 | 22 |
271 | I'd take the next one. Some jerk with a flute pushed all the buttons before they got off. | 1.3882 | 0.03357 | 322 | 221 | 79 | 22 |
272 | Tubas? These are Sousaphones, you philistine. | 1.3882 | 0.03328 | 322 | 216 | 87 | 19 |
273 | Oh, the 76th Floor. Seen any trombones? | 1.3882 | 0.02959 | 322 | 234 | 70 | 18 |
274 | You didn't happen to see someone holding a baton, did you? | 1.3882 | 0.03442 | 322 | 220 | 79 | 23 |
275 | This was a good social distancing technique in high school so we figured we’d try it again | 1.3882 | 0.03580 | 322 | 225 | 69 | 28 |
276 | Sorry, this is where the horns come in. | 1.3875 | 0.03485 | 320 | 222 | 73 | 25 |
277 | Going down to c flat. | 1.3875 | 0.03222 | 320 | 211 | 94 | 15 |
278 | Better get on, the next car’s bagpipes. | 1.3875 | 0.03370 | 320 | 216 | 84 | 20 |
279 | We took it from the top. | 1.3875 | 0.03370 | 320 | 216 | 84 | 20 |
280 | He's the oomp--I'm the pa-pa. | 1.3875 | 0.03456 | 320 | 219 | 78 | 23 |
281 | Step in, there's room. It's just the tuba us. | 1.3875 | 0.03595 | 320 | 224 | 68 | 28 |
282 | Are you going crescendo or decrescendo? | 1.3868 | 0.03354 | 318 | 216 | 82 | 20 |
283 | I'd get on. The other elevator has bagpipes. | 1.3868 | 0.03413 | 318 | 216 | 81 | 21 |
284 | Best social distancing tool ever. | 1.3861 | 0.03368 | 316 | 213 | 84 | 19 |
285 | Is this car going up a fifth or down a fourth? | 1.3861 | 0.03397 | 316 | 214 | 82 | 20 |
286 | I specifically told Alexa I wanted two round-trip tickets to ARUBA! | 1.3861 | 0.03542 | 316 | 219 | 72 | 25 |
287 | Say, you must be our new neighbor. | 1.3861 | 0.03514 | 316 | 218 | 74 | 24 |
288 | The fuck you lookin' at? | 1.3856 | 0.03796 | 306 | 219 | 56 | 31 |
289 | We sound better in the stairwell. | 1.3854 | 0.03351 | 314 | 211 | 85 | 18 |
290 | They said we couldn’t practice in our room. | 1.3854 | 0.03351 | 314 | 211 | 85 | 18 |
291 | Are you George? Susan sent us to blow you off. | 1.3851 | 0.03627 | 309 | 216 | 67 | 26 |
292 | Anything special you’d like to hear? | 1.3851 | 0.03539 | 309 | 213 | 73 | 23 |
293 | Bill.. This is the final test for your new hearing aids | 1.3846 | 0.03365 | 312 | 210 | 84 | 18 |
294 | When you said,"up or down?" did you mean floor or octave? | 1.3846 | 0.03334 | 312 | 209 | 86 | 17 |
295 | We don't really know how to play these things. This is just to encourage everybody to stay at home. | 1.3839 | 0.03470 | 310 | 212 | 77 | 21 |
296 | I played phone booths until I met George. | 1.3839 | 0.03409 | 310 | 210 | 81 | 19 |
297 | There was nowhere else we could self isolate. | 1.3839 | 0.03470 | 310 | 212 | 77 | 21 |
298 | Any requests? | 1.3831 | 0.03361 | 308 | 207 | 84 | 17 |
299 | Is this floor a-one a-two a-three | 1.3831 | 0.03514 | 308 | 212 | 74 | 22 |
300 | Weirdly enough, you're the odd one out in this situation. | 1.3831 | 0.03265 | 308 | 211 | 80 | 17 |
301 | It's not your birthday? | 1.3831 | 0.03361 | 308 | 207 | 84 | 17 |
302 | So, Mr Zamfir, we meet again. But this time the advantage is mine! | 1.3831 | 0.03454 | 308 | 210 | 78 | 20 |
303 | Check out the weirdo with the man-purse. | 1.3824 | 0.03590 | 306 | 213 | 69 | 24 |
304 | May we play through | 1.3824 | 0.03437 | 306 | 208 | 79 | 19 |
305 | No, we don't actually play, but it makes social distancing a lot easier! | 1.3816 | 0.03224 | 304 | 200 | 92 | 12 |
306 | Yes, my good man, we are going up. And while we are, we'll be getting down. | 1.3816 | 0.03575 | 304 | 211 | 70 | 23 |
307 | You'll need to march in place if you want to ride with us. | 1.3816 | 0.03388 | 304 | 205 | 82 | 17 |
308 | Or, you can wait and see what's behind elevator door number two. | 1.3808 | 0.03529 | 302 | 208 | 73 | 21 |
309 | We're not sure how else to tell you, Greg. You've got to stop going to work. | 1.3808 | 0.03529 | 302 | 208 | 73 | 21 |
310 | We going to a meeting with the big brass. | 1.3800 | 0.03144 | 300 | 204 | 84 | 12 |
311 | Are you going up-two-three-four, or down-two-three-four? | 1.3800 | 0.03481 | 300 | 205 | 76 | 19 |
312 | Welcome. We're taking requests. | 1.3793 | 0.03527 | 290 | 198 | 74 | 18 |
313 | Of course we can do something by Queen. | 1.3792 | 0.03654 | 298 | 209 | 65 | 24 |
314 | Admit it... you're not getting in whether we're going up or down. | 1.3792 | 0.03591 | 298 | 207 | 69 | 22 |
315 | Maestro! We have found you at last. | 1.3792 | 0.03192 | 298 | 210 | 73 | 15 |
316 | Oh no Herman, another groupie. | 1.3792 | 0.03623 | 298 | 208 | 67 | 23 |
317 | We're here for the NPR tiny desk contest. | 1.3792 | 0.03528 | 298 | 205 | 73 | 20 |
318 | It's not about weight; it's about volume. | 1.3784 | 0.03344 | 296 | 208 | 72 | 16 |
319 | No. No. We insist. | 1.3784 | 0.03511 | 296 | 203 | 74 | 19 |
320 | We really think our act can make it to the top. | 1.3784 | 0.03344 | 296 | 198 | 84 | 14 |
321 | He can play "Free Bird," but I can't. I can play "Stairway to Heaven," but he can't. Sorry. | 1.3784 | 0.03057 | 296 | 210 | 74 | 12 |
322 | Oh good, you brought the sheet music! | 1.3776 | 0.03526 | 294 | 202 | 73 | 19 |
323 | Trust me, you don't want to wait for the next one. | 1.3776 | 0.03143 | 294 | 208 | 73 | 13 |
324 | No, really, there's plenty of room-pah-pah. | 1.3776 | 0.03718 | 294 | 208 | 61 | 25 |
325 | Hey, my eyes are down here! | 1.3776 | 0.03559 | 294 | 203 | 71 | 20 |
326 | Congratulations your quarantine is over! | 1.3767 | 0.03672 | 292 | 205 | 64 | 23 |
327 | Did you hear us coming? | 1.3767 | 0.03508 | 292 | 200 | 74 | 18 |
328 | Don't worry, by the time the air we blow exists, it has already travelled 6 feet | 1.3759 | 0.03314 | 290 | 203 | 72 | 15 |
329 | They're for social distancing. You'll have to catch the next one. | 1.3759 | 0.03689 | 290 | 204 | 63 | 23 |
330 | Do you want any elevator music? No? Well, that's tubad. | 1.3759 | 0.03623 | 290 | 202 | 67 | 21 |
331 | You better try the stairs. There's seventy four more waiting in the lobby. | 1.3759 | 0.03623 | 290 | 202 | 67 | 21 |
332 | There’s just enough room for clarinet ! | 1.3750 | 0.03504 | 288 | 197 | 74 | 17 |
333 | Are you the guy who was so impressed by the hotel’s “golden toilet seats” in what he thought was the men’s room?! | 1.3750 | 0.03606 | 288 | 203 | 64 | 21 |
334 | Got any toilet paper? | 1.3741 | 0.03690 | 286 | 201 | 63 | 22 |
335 | Hi, we're looking for a Phil Harmonic. | 1.3741 | 0.03656 | 286 | 200 | 65 | 21 |
336 | It's better than wearing a face mask. | 1.3741 | 0.03587 | 278 | 191 | 70 | 17 |
337 | A birthday card felt so overdone. | 1.3732 | 0.03464 | 284 | 193 | 76 | 15 |
338 | I think we can make some room-pah-pah | 1.3732 | 0.03806 | 284 | 203 | 56 | 25 |
339 | Did you happen to see a bald guy in a tuxedo waving a stick around? | 1.3732 | 0.03605 | 284 | 197 | 68 | 19 |
340 | We’re working remotely. | 1.3732 | 0.03464 | 284 | 193 | 76 | 15 |
341 | It's management's way of encouraging employees to take the stairs. | 1.3727 | 0.03495 | 271 | 183 | 75 | 13 |
342 | Sure, we’ve got room, but only if you know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.” | 1.3723 | 0.03515 | 282 | 193 | 73 | 16 |
343 | You think you can waltz in here? | 1.3723 | 0.03656 | 282 | 197 | 65 | 20 |
344 | It's to enforce social distancing guidelines, sir. | 1.3714 | 0.03457 | 280 | 190 | 76 | 14 |
345 | I thought you said you knew how to get to Carnegie Hall. | 1.3714 | 0.03567 | 280 | 193 | 70 | 17 |
346 | Our parents tried to tell us to pick another instrument, but we wouldn’t listen. | 1.3714 | 0.02514 | 280 | 209 | 61 | 10 |
347 | Mind if we horn in? | 1.3714 | 0.03494 | 280 | 191 | 74 | 15 |
348 | Any requests before the doors close? | 1.3714 | 0.03344 | 280 | 190 | 78 | 12 |
349 | It only sounds like I farted. | 1.3714 | 0.03909 | 280 | 203 | 50 | 27 |
350 | 10th floor? We'll accompany you. | 1.3714 | 0.03673 | 280 | 196 | 64 | 20 |
351 | We’re going up, but just a half-step. | 1.3714 | 0.03567 | 280 | 193 | 70 | 17 |
352 | You might want to wait for the piccolo section. | 1.3714 | 0.03602 | 280 | 194 | 68 | 18 |
353 | We are part of Governor Cuomo's Sousaphone task force -- our motto, "Stay home or we'll play music that will make you want to kill yourself!" | 1.3714 | 0.03707 | 280 | 197 | 62 | 21 |
354 | We are self-intubating. | 1.3714 | 0.03638 | 280 | 195 | 66 | 19 |
355 | Just what we've been waiting on....a captive audience! | 1.3705 | 0.03690 | 278 | 195 | 63 | 20 |
356 | Of course you can wait for the next elevator, sir. But I hope you like accordions. | 1.3705 | 0.03472 | 278 | 191 | 72 | 15 |
357 | If you can’t sing, just clap your hands | 1.3705 | 0.03509 | 278 | 190 | 73 | 15 |
358 | Wow! Are you stoned too? | 1.3705 | 0.03397 | 278 | 189 | 76 | 13 |
359 | For good's sake, man. Don't just stand there. MARCH | 1.3705 | 0.03472 | 278 | 189 | 75 | 14 |
360 | You haven't seen 76 trombones go by, have you? | 1.3705 | 0.03759 | 278 | 197 | 59 | 22 |
361 | We're just trying to maintain some normalcy during all of this. | 1.3705 | 0.03690 | 278 | 195 | 63 | 20 |
362 | Did you see which way the parade went? | 1.3705 | 0.03619 | 278 | 193 | 67 | 18 |
363 | We're bringing elevator music back to its original grandeur. | 1.3705 | 0.03159 | 278 | 196 | 71 | 11 |
364 | Hidey ho, roomie! Ready for a rip roaring two-week quarantine? | 1.3702 | 0.03883 | 262 | 186 | 55 | 21 |
365 | Yes , President Trump has developed a new type of respirator . | 1.3696 | 0.03707 | 276 | 194 | 62 | 20 |
366 | I wouldn't stand there if I were you. | 1.3696 | 0.03449 | 276 | 190 | 73 | 13 |
367 | The other elevator has more room, but they have bagpipers. | 1.3696 | 0.03372 | 276 | 185 | 80 | 11 |
368 | We're headed to meet with the top brass | 1.3696 | 0.03562 | 276 | 190 | 70 | 16 |
369 | I heard there was a meeting of all the top brass... | 1.3696 | 0.03742 | 276 | 195 | 60 | 21 |
370 | Is this the floor with the lucky bride-to-be? | 1.3696 | 0.03372 | 276 | 185 | 80 | 11 |
371 | Sorry, but this car’s reserved for the top brass. | 1.3696 | 0.03812 | 276 | 197 | 56 | 23 |
372 | We’re here from YouTube. | 1.3696 | 0.03742 | 276 | 195 | 60 | 21 |
373 | The Muzak is on the blink. We were the most annoying replacement the Super could find on short notice. | 1.3690 | 0.03754 | 271 | 191 | 60 | 20 |
374 | It's called the "Social Distancing Polka." | 1.3686 | 0.03725 | 274 | 193 | 61 | 20 |
375 | You're lucky. We're in the middle of John Cage's 4'33". | 1.3686 | 0.03652 | 274 | 191 | 65 | 18 |
376 | We’re backup. Muzak is down. | 1.3686 | 0.03425 | 274 | 187 | 74 | 13 |
377 | We're here with the Make A Wish foundation. | 1.3686 | 0.03578 | 274 | 189 | 69 | 16 |
378 | People were complaining about the original elevator music, so here we are. | 1.3686 | 0.03503 | 274 | 187 | 73 | 14 |
379 | It could be worse, they could be bagpipes. | 1.3686 | 0.03652 | 274 | 191 | 65 | 18 |
380 | Come on in, the acoustics are great. | 1.3686 | 0.03503 | 274 | 187 | 73 | 14 |
381 | Hop on! We’re just about to play the corporate anthem. | 1.3686 | 0.02874 | 274 | 203 | 60 | 11 |
382 | I think there's room for a clarinet or oboe. | 1.3686 | 0.03652 | 274 | 191 | 65 | 18 |
383 | Going up or gettin down? | 1.3676 | 0.03669 | 272 | 190 | 64 | 18 |
384 | Ode to Joy . . . you couldn't tell? | 1.3676 | 0.03632 | 272 | 189 | 66 | 17 |
385 | And you thought march madness was cancelled | 1.3676 | 0.03706 | 272 | 191 | 62 | 19 |
386 | The 76 trombones are on the next elevator. | 1.3676 | 0.03850 | 272 | 195 | 54 | 23 |
387 | One of them was saying something, but Bruce wasn’t listening. The constant racket, the sleepless nights...these were the tenants in the apartment above his. Realizing this was his chance to end it all, he quickly reached to open his man purse. | 1.3673 | 0.03784 | 275 | 196 | 57 | 22 |
388 | So this is hell. | 1.3667 | 0.03611 | 270 | 187 | 67 | 16 |
389 | It’s very hard to play with a mask on. | 1.3667 | 0.03030 | 270 | 191 | 70 | 9 |
390 | Don't worry. We've been told to work from home. | 1.3667 | 0.03495 | 270 | 184 | 73 | 13 |
391 | I’d like to see you carry a tune, pal. | 1.3657 | 0.03779 | 268 | 190 | 58 | 20 |
392 | HELP! We can't reach the down button. | 1.3657 | 0.03510 | 268 | 183 | 72 | 13 |
393 | You can horn in if you'd like. | 1.3657 | 0.03666 | 268 | 187 | 64 | 17 |
394 | We're going down. But just an octave. | 1.3657 | 0.03852 | 268 | 192 | 54 | 22 |
395 | No, going Umpah. | 1.3657 | 0.03219 | 268 | 202 | 53 | 13 |
396 | Time to face the Muzak! | 1.3657 | 0.03779 | 268 | 190 | 58 | 20 |
397 | Can you help us? We’re lost without our conductor. | 1.3647 | 0.03566 | 266 | 183 | 69 | 14 |
398 | Unless you play a piccolo, this elevator is full. | 1.3647 | 0.03834 | 266 | 190 | 55 | 21 |
399 | We have room for one piccolo player. | 1.3647 | 0.03605 | 266 | 184 | 67 | 15 |
400 | It's okay! We were drawn before the pandemic. | 1.3647 | 0.03834 | 266 | 190 | 55 | 21 |
401 | Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? | 1.3647 | 0.03403 | 266 | 193 | 57 | 16 |
402 | They were out of face masks | 1.3643 | 0.03554 | 258 | 176 | 70 | 12 |
403 | We're headed for the fourth, the fifth, then a minor fall in this tiny lift. | 1.3636 | 0.03662 | 264 | 184 | 64 | 16 |
404 | Close the damn door. We’re sheltering in place. | 1.3636 | 0.03501 | 264 | 180 | 72 | 12 |
405 | Is the White House briefing on this floor? | 1.3636 | 0.03778 | 264 | 187 | 58 | 19 |
406 | My wife won't let us practice in the apartment. | 1.3636 | 0.03582 | 264 | 182 | 68 | 14 |
407 | Two tuba or not two tuba, that is the question. | 1.3633 | 0.03895 | 267 | 193 | 51 | 23 |
408 | Back up six feet or I will John Philip Sousa you to death. | 1.3633 | 0.03570 | 256 | 184 | 56 | 16 |
409 | Go ahead - come closer than six feet and see what happens | 1.3626 | 0.03346 | 262 | 189 | 60 | 13 |
410 | 9 out of 10 riders prefer it to muzak | 1.3615 | 0.03490 | 260 | 177 | 72 | 11 |
411 | If you hit floor 12 for us we'll play something uplifting. | 1.3615 | 0.03615 | 260 | 180 | 66 | 14 |
412 | I hope you’re not in a hurry. There’s 76 trombones ahead of you. | 1.3615 | 0.03574 | 260 | 179 | 68 | 13 |
413 | The conductor said we needed to elevate our performance. | 1.3605 | 0.03632 | 258 | 179 | 65 | 14 |
414 | Hey! Eyes down here, bud | 1.3594 | 0.03854 | 256 | 185 | 51 | 20 |
415 | Don't worry; there's more room since the pianist quit. | 1.3594 | 0.03564 | 256 | 176 | 68 | 12 |
416 | We find it’s more effective than masks to encourage social distancing. | 1.3594 | 0.03607 | 256 | 177 | 66 | 13 |
417 | It's how the Germans are beating the Coronavirus. | 1.3594 | 0.03814 | 256 | 182 | 56 | 18 |
418 | We're just trying to stay an octave away from everyone else. | 1.3586 | 0.03823 | 251 | 178 | 56 | 17 |
419 | The gig is up. | 1.3583 | 0.03624 | 254 | 176 | 65 | 13 |
420 | You're safe. These are N95 tubas. | 1.3583 | 0.03624 | 254 | 176 | 65 | 13 |
421 | Let's take it from the top. | 1.3583 | 0.03667 | 254 | 191 | 45 | 18 |
422 | Soft Rock or Smooth Jazz? | 1.3583 | 0.03624 | 254 | 176 | 65 | 13 |
423 | That's a nice pair of hooters | 1.3583 | 0.03833 | 254 | 181 | 55 | 18 |
424 | Any chance you’re carrying a tune? | 1.3583 | 0.03873 | 254 | 182 | 53 | 19 |
425 | You want the mindfulness car | 1.3571 | 0.03727 | 252 | 177 | 60 | 15 |
426 | Elevator music is known to have a calming effect during times of stress. | 1.3571 | 0.03597 | 252 | 174 | 66 | 12 |
427 | Welcome to Trump Tower. | 1.3571 | 0.03973 | 252 | 183 | 48 | 21 |
428 | Ah, c’mon—they’re not banjos! | 1.3571 | 0.03727 | 252 | 177 | 60 | 15 |
429 | Wait! You mean you ordered tuna and not tuba?! | 1.3571 | 0.04013 | 252 | 184 | 46 | 22 |
430 | Is there anyone on this floor who needs cheering up? | 1.3571 | 0.03769 | 252 | 178 | 58 | 16 |
431 | Step in. The acoustics are great. | 1.3571 | 0.03508 | 252 | 172 | 70 | 10 |
432 | The other elevator has the bagpipes" | 1.3571 | 0.03508 | 252 | 174 | 67 | 11 |
433 | You the jerk in 312 who makes all the cracks about elevator music? | 1.3563 | 0.03862 | 247 | 176 | 54 | 17 |
434 | We're with the band. | 1.3560 | 0.03788 | 250 | 177 | 57 | 16 |
435 | The guy upstairs said you needed to face some music. | 1.3560 | 0.03745 | 250 | 176 | 59 | 15 |
436 | Tuba or not tuba, - that is the question. | 1.3560 | 0.03745 | 250 | 176 | 59 | 15 |
437 | Tuba? Did you say Tuba? Why don’t you google ‘Sousaphone’ while you wait for the next elevator. Good day. | 1.3560 | 0.03658 | 250 | 174 | 63 | 13 |
438 | Don't worry! The hearing loss is only temporary. | 1.3560 | 0.03745 | 250 | 176 | 59 | 15 |
439 | I know, we look like a couple of brass-holes. | 1.3560 | 0.03872 | 250 | 179 | 53 | 18 |
440 | This elevator is for ‘essential’ orchestra members only. | 1.3560 | 0.03745 | 250 | 176 | 59 | 15 |
441 | What’s your pleasure, sir? Ship’s horn, whale sounds, or Stairway to Heaven? | 1.3548 | 0.03676 | 248 | 173 | 62 | 13 |
442 | If this gig is fiercely successful, we plan to blow our way into the escalator scene. | 1.3548 | 0.03631 | 248 | 175 | 60 | 13 |
443 | Yeah, squeeze in. But BEFORE YOU ASK, no, we don’t know each other. | 1.3548 | 0.03720 | 248 | 177 | 56 | 15 |
444 | It's the latest thing in social distancing. One blast is all it takes! | 1.3548 | 0.03494 | 248 | 178 | 57 | 13 |
445 | If you can wait, the piccolo section is in the next car. | 1.3548 | 0.03720 | 248 | 174 | 60 | 14 |
446 | Our most requested number is "Stairway to Heaven" | 1.3548 | 0.03850 | 248 | 179 | 51 | 18 |
447 | Do you have a request? | 1.3548 | 0.03720 | 248 | 174 | 60 | 14 |
448 | Did you notice which way the glockenspiels went? | 1.3548 | 0.03351 | 248 | 183 | 53 | 12 |
449 | The sound's great. The marching, not so much. | 1.3548 | 0.03764 | 248 | 175 | 58 | 15 |
450 | We practice sonic distancing. | 1.3548 | 0.03586 | 248 | 173 | 63 | 12 |
451 | I hope you’re the piccolo. | 1.3548 | 0.03720 | 248 | 174 | 60 | 14 |
452 | No, going up. We're the top brass. | 1.3548 | 0.03807 | 248 | 176 | 56 | 16 |
453 | Any last requests before we go marching in? | 1.3548 | 0.03850 | 248 | 177 | 54 | 17 |
454 | Harold always felt nervous when riding with the top brass. | 1.3548 | 0.03764 | 248 | 175 | 58 | 15 |
455 | 6-feet buddy. Or it's intubation. | 1.3537 | 0.03694 | 246 | 172 | 61 | 13 |
456 | It's like singing in the shower for tuba players. The acoustics are just amazing. | 1.3537 | 0.03783 | 246 | 174 | 57 | 15 |
457 | Ya got trouble, ya say. Would that be with a capital T? | 1.3537 | 0.03783 | 246 | 174 | 57 | 15 |
458 | Judging by the look on your face, I suspect you didn't order a polka-gram online. | 1.3537 | 0.03694 | 246 | 172 | 61 | 13 |
459 | Just as effective as a N95 mask. | 1.3537 | 0.03738 | 246 | 173 | 59 | 14 |
460 | After I deliver a one-minute B-flat, my partner will deliver some papers from your wife. | 1.3525 | 0.03846 | 244 | 174 | 54 | 16 |
461 | Buddy, it’s elevator music. Tuba Tuesdays. | 1.3525 | 0.03802 | 244 | 173 | 56 | 15 |
462 | A Polka for your thoughts. | 1.3525 | 0.03757 | 244 | 172 | 58 | 14 |
463 | Step back or we’ll toot! | 1.3525 | 0.03712 | 244 | 171 | 60 | 13 |
464 | Please stop pressing that button, there is STILL no room. | 1.3525 | 0.03620 | 244 | 169 | 64 | 11 |
465 | Why does everyone keep asking what were doing with tubas in the elevator? These are obviously sousaphones! | 1.3525 | 0.03757 | 244 | 172 | 58 | 14 |
466 | We never had to worry about social distancing. | 1.3525 | 0.03525 | 244 | 170 | 64 | 10 |
467 | What? Not a fan of elevator music? | 1.3525 | 0.03757 | 244 | 172 | 58 | 14 |
468 | We are the Trump Tower Trumpettes, the tubas you thought you were hearing are fake. | 1.3525 | 0.04017 | 244 | 178 | 46 | 20 |
469 | We had to practice somewhere! | 1.3525 | 0.03757 | 244 | 172 | 58 | 14 |
470 | Get in. | 1.3525 | 0.04059 | 244 | 179 | 44 | 21 |
471 | It's our way of ensuring social distancing | 1.3525 | 0.03802 | 244 | 173 | 56 | 15 |
472 | We’re practicing our elevator pitch. | 1.3525 | 0.03620 | 244 | 174 | 58 | 12 |
473 | Tu-ba or not Tu-ba, that is my question. | 1.3525 | 0.03802 | 244 | 173 | 56 | 15 |
474 | I hope you like smooth jazz. | 1.3512 | 0.03821 | 242 | 172 | 55 | 15 |
475 | We're enforcing social distancing. | 1.3512 | 0.03589 | 242 | 167 | 65 | 10 |
476 | Well, it's better than the awkward silences. | 1.3512 | 0.03493 | 242 | 165 | 69 | 8 |
477 | We have been here since we heard about the "Shelter in Place" order. Please bring food! | 1.3512 | 0.03821 | 242 | 172 | 55 | 15 |
478 | Hi neighbor we decided to take up the tuba while we shelter in place." | 1.3512 | 0.03541 | 242 | 166 | 67 | 9 |
479 | Keep back! He's gonna blow! | 1.3512 | 0.03730 | 242 | 170 | 59 | 13 |
480 | Middle management, meet top brass. | 1.3512 | 0.03821 | 242 | 172 | 55 | 15 |
481 | We normally play trombones but they kept getting crushed when the doors closed. | 1.3512 | 0.03730 | 242 | 170 | 59 | 13 |
482 | It guarantees that people will stay 6 feet away from us. | 1.3512 | 0.03776 | 242 | 171 | 57 | 14 |
483 | Like Trump, we are always Tooting our Horns! | 1.3512 | 0.03589 | 242 | 167 | 65 | 10 |
484 | Trump sent us. He had this super genius idea to use tubas as ventilators. | 1.3512 | 0.03996 | 242 | 176 | 47 | 19 |
485 | Yes, we take requests. | 1.3512 | 0.03776 | 242 | 171 | 57 | 14 |
486 | I'm warning you, that's close enough! | 1.3512 | 0.03776 | 242 | 171 | 57 | 14 |
487 | What? You thought you ordered two tunas? | 1.3512 | 0.03865 | 242 | 173 | 53 | 16 |
488 | Because the conductor said we should start on 3. | 1.3512 | 0.03730 | 242 | 170 | 59 | 13 |
489 | Is the UCLA marching band reunion on this floor? | 1.3512 | 0.03821 | 242 | 172 | 55 | 15 |
490 | Who did you expect? The New York Philharmonic? | 1.3512 | 0.03865 | 242 | 173 | 53 | 16 |
491 | Better than 76 trombones. | 1.3512 | 0.03821 | 242 | 172 | 55 | 15 |
492 | Sure, there's room. If you don't mind listening to 'Dueling Sousaphones' for 25 floors. | 1.3512 | 0.03776 | 242 | 171 | 57 | 14 |
493 | We'll be rehearsing here until quarantine's over. | 1.3512 | 0.03776 | 242 | 171 | 57 | 14 |
494 | Taking elevator music to a new level. | 1.3512 | 0.03684 | 242 | 169 | 61 | 12 |
495 | As the President has said, if anything can make the virus go away it's the sousaphone. So you're twice as safe with us, sir. | 1.3504 | 0.03908 | 234 | 167 | 52 | 15 |
496 | Because the acoustics in the stairway were terrible. | 1.3502 | 0.03874 | 237 | 169 | 53 | 15 |
497 | The cello section should arrive in elevator B any second now, but it's the pianist i'm worried about. | 1.3500 | 0.03974 | 240 | 174 | 48 | 18 |
498 | A new concept in elevator music. Any requests? | 1.3500 | 0.03974 | 240 | 174 | 48 | 18 |
499 | Would you like to hear our elevator pitch? | 1.3500 | 0.03606 | 240 | 166 | 64 | 10 |
500 | Live elevator music? No wonder the rent here is so high. | 1.3500 | 0.03930 | 240 | 173 | 50 | 17 |
501 | Horning in? | 1.3500 | 0.03654 | 240 | 176 | 49 | 15 |
502 | Do you happen to know which conference room the Narcolepsy Support Group is meeting in? | 1.3500 | 0.03974 | 240 | 174 | 48 | 18 |
503 | It’s the best way we’ve found to keep people six feet away from us. | 1.3489 | 0.03653 | 235 | 163 | 62 | 10 |
504 | Speaking for myself, it’s taken years of therapy, but I’m finally comfortable tooting my own horn. | 1.3489 | 0.03941 | 235 | 169 | 50 | 16 |
505 | Looks like we're the horns of your dilemma. | 1.3489 | 0.03941 | 235 | 169 | 50 | 16 |
506 | This keeps everyone six feet from us. | 1.3489 | 0.03751 | 235 | 165 | 58 | 12 |
507 | One or two good blasts and we get all the social distancing we need. | 1.3489 | 0.03847 | 235 | 167 | 54 | 14 |
508 | Bagpipes? Try the next elevator. | 1.3489 | 0.03800 | 235 | 166 | 56 | 13 |
509 | Michael? Your secret admirer sends their regards. | 1.3489 | 0.03703 | 235 | 164 | 60 | 11 |
510 | How does yours fit in such a small bag? | 1.3489 | 0.03800 | 235 | 166 | 56 | 13 |
511 | Come on in. It's a blast! | 1.3487 | 0.03720 | 238 | 167 | 59 | 12 |
512 | THIS IS NOTHING. THERE'S 74 TROMBONES RIGHT BEHIND US. | 1.3487 | 0.03767 | 238 | 168 | 57 | 13 |
513 | Stay at home, or listen to some elevator music. You choose. | 1.3487 | 0.03720 | 238 | 167 | 59 | 12 |
514 | Just in case someone gets closer than six feet. | 1.3487 | 0.03524 | 238 | 171 | 56 | 11 |
515 | The flash mob alert didn't say which floor. | 1.3487 | 0.03574 | 238 | 164 | 65 | 9 |
516 | Threeba? | 1.3487 | 0.03524 | 238 | 183 | 41 | 14 |
517 | Tipping is entirely optional. | 1.3487 | 0.03720 | 238 | 167 | 59 | 12 |
518 | You'll have to take the next one, unless that's a piccolo in your pocket, | 1.3487 | 0.03767 | 238 | 168 | 57 | 13 |
519 | We're taking elevator music to a new level. | 1.3487 | 0.03860 | 238 | 170 | 53 | 15 |
520 | We're going one octave up. | 1.3487 | 0.03672 | 238 | 166 | 61 | 11 |
521 | It's a very effective social-distancing instrument. | 1.3487 | 0.03860 | 238 | 170 | 53 | 15 |
522 | Is this ladies underwear? | 1.3487 | 0.03951 | 238 | 177 | 42 | 19 |
523 | We're taking requests. | 1.3487 | 0.03370 | 238 | 172 | 57 | 9 |
524 | At times like this we need to band together | 1.3476 | 0.03594 | 233 | 163 | 60 | 10 |
525 | Sorry, Bob - this one's just for top brass. | 1.3476 | 0.02880 | 233 | 174 | 55 | 4 |
526 | The marching band took the stairs. | 1.3476 | 0.04099 | 233 | 171 | 43 | 19 |
527 | They cancelled the audition due to the virus. | 1.3476 | 0.02228 | 233 | 184 | 42 | 7 |
528 | They got on on the ninth and the basses are loaded. | 1.3476 | 0.03962 | 233 | 168 | 49 | 16 |
529 | C'mon in. We're playing some heavy metal. | 1.3476 | 0.03867 | 233 | 166 | 53 | 14 |
530 | I'll Wait | 1.3476 | 0.03962 | 233 | 168 | 49 | 16 |
531 | Is that a kazoo in your bag, or are you just happy to see us? | 1.3476 | 0.03915 | 233 | 167 | 51 | 15 |
532 | Welcome to the future of Elevator Music. | 1.3476 | 0.03819 | 233 | 165 | 55 | 13 |
533 | One tuba per car? Who knew? | 1.3476 | 0.03962 | 233 | 168 | 49 | 16 |
534 | We don't do 'Starirway to Heaven'. Got it? | 1.3476 | 0.03671 | 233 | 162 | 61 | 10 |
535 | We're a heavy metal band and we're here to kick some brass! | 1.3476 | 0.03006 | 233 | 178 | 47 | 8 |
536 | If you're looking for the 76 trombones, they took the stairs. | 1.3476 | 0.03962 | 233 | 168 | 49 | 16 |
537 | We've switched to live elevator music. | 1.3476 | 0.03620 | 233 | 161 | 63 | 9 |
538 | We’re the elevator music. Hope you like heavy metal”. | 1.3476 | 0.03915 | 233 | 167 | 51 | 15 |
539 | What’d you expect, 76 trombones? | 1.3476 | 0.03410 | 233 | 166 | 58 | 9 |
540 | It’s safe-our tubas are tied | 1.3476 | 0.03770 | 233 | 164 | 57 | 12 |
541 | Sure you hear it all the time, but have you heard it LIVE? | 1.3476 | 0.03770 | 233 | 164 | 57 | 12 |
542 | We figured now was the chance to follow our dreams. | 1.3475 | 0.03540 | 236 | 162 | 66 | 8 |
543 | Do you know where the Omalley wake is? | 1.3475 | 0.03972 | 236 | 171 | 48 | 17 |
544 | We're trying to elevate our sound. | 1.3475 | 0.03641 | 236 | 164 | 62 | 10 |
545 | No, it's fine, we're 6 octaves apart. | 1.3475 | 0.03690 | 236 | 167 | 57 | 12 |
546 | You go ahead,I am going to wait for the violin section. | 1.3475 | 0.03786 | 236 | 167 | 56 | 13 |
547 | Muzak is temporarily out of order. | 1.3463 | 0.03689 | 231 | 161 | 60 | 10 |
548 | We're all sadly working from home these days. | 1.3450 | 0.03908 | 229 | 164 | 51 | 14 |
549 | When you’ve been married as long as we’ve have you often find yourselves dressed alike. | 1.3450 | 0.03908 | 229 | 164 | 51 | 14 |
550 | They were advertised as ventilators. | 1.3448 | 0.04197 | 232 | 173 | 38 | 21 |
551 | Feel free to horn in | 1.3448 | 0.03969 | 232 | 168 | 48 | 16 |
552 | Oh, we're going wherever you're going... | 1.3448 | 0.03726 | 232 | 163 | 58 | 11 |
553 | Of course we're going down. Do these look like piccolos to you? | 1.3448 | 0.03825 | 232 | 165 | 54 | 13 |
554 | Enforcing social distancing, friend. | 1.3448 | 0.03467 | 232 | 162 | 62 | 8 |
555 | We've been practicing social distancing for years! | 1.3448 | 0.03825 | 232 | 165 | 54 | 13 |
556 | The practice rooms are being painted. | 1.3448 | 0.03625 | 232 | 161 | 62 | 9 |
557 | We’re just filling in while the MUZAK’s being repaired. | 1.3448 | 0.03573 | 232 | 162 | 61 | 9 |
558 | Why yes, we do take requests. | 1.3448 | 0.03676 | 232 | 162 | 60 | 10 |
559 | Our wives wouldn't let us shelter in place for one more second. | 1.3435 | 0.03427 | 230 | 159 | 65 | 6 |
560 | We do covers of Arrowsmith tunes, mainly the one about the elevator | 1.3435 | 0.03536 | 230 | 174 | 44 | 12 |
561 | That's weird. He doesn't have a tuba. | 1.3435 | 0.03745 | 230 | 162 | 57 | 11 |
562 | ...This is what I get for complaining about the elevator muzak. | 1.3435 | 0.04038 | 230 | 168 | 45 | 17 |
563 | We're bringing elevator music to a new low. | 1.3435 | 0.03745 | 230 | 162 | 57 | 11 |
564 | You don't like elevator music or just tubas? | 1.3435 | 0.04038 | 230 | 168 | 45 | 17 |
565 | What floor and can you carry a tune? | 1.3422 | 0.03797 | 225 | 159 | 55 | 11 |
566 | People with gas pay us to play during long elevator rides. | 1.3422 | 0.04146 | 225 | 166 | 41 | 18 |
567 | The Management has decided to change the elevator music | 1.3422 | 0.03950 | 225 | 162 | 49 | 14 |
568 | Are you the piccolo guy? | 1.3422 | 0.03744 | 225 | 158 | 57 | 10 |
569 | Up beat or down beat? | 1.3421 | 0.03915 | 228 | 164 | 50 | 14 |
570 | Sorry, the elevator needs a tune-up. | 1.3421 | 0.03764 | 228 | 161 | 56 | 11 |
571 | It’s two-fer Tuba Tuesday. Deal with it. | 1.3421 | 0.04060 | 228 | 167 | 44 | 17 |
572 | If we give you a lift, we’ll get in treble.” | 1.3421 | 0.03964 | 228 | 165 | 48 | 15 |
573 | You're welcome to come with us while we rehearse. All we ask is that you listen quietly. | 1.3421 | 0.03865 | 228 | 163 | 52 | 13 |
574 | Have you seen 76 trombones on this floor? | 1.3421 | 0.03606 | 228 | 163 | 55 | 10 |
575 | Well run back and get it! There's nothing like three tubas in an elevator! | 1.3421 | 0.04012 | 228 | 166 | 46 | 16 |
576 | Sorry, we can’t start your day on a high note. | 1.3421 | 0.03915 | 228 | 164 | 50 | 14 |
577 | You’ll have to take the piccolo elevator we only go to the lower floors. | 1.3421 | 0.04154 | 228 | 169 | 40 | 19 |
578 | We have room if you're a piccolo player. | 1.3421 | 0.03865 | 228 | 163 | 52 | 13 |
579 | You're not the percussionist, are you? | 1.3410 | 0.03717 | 217 | 151 | 58 | 8 |
580 | Hope you’re going down. We can’t go any higher.” | 1.3408 | 0.03709 | 223 | 156 | 58 | 9 |
581 | Every time we share the elevator with Penn and Teller this happens. | 1.3408 | 0.03869 | 223 | 162 | 48 | 13 |
582 | What floor? We'll pick something from our repertoire based on the length of your ride. | 1.3408 | 0.03869 | 223 | 159 | 52 | 12 |
583 | The noise is both of us. The smell is him. | 1.3396 | 0.03460 | 212 | 159 | 43 | 10 |
584 | Please hurry, the International Tuba Convention starts soon on the 3rd floor! | 1.3394 | 0.03727 | 221 | 155 | 57 | 9 |
585 | Make room? Blow me! | 1.3394 | 0.03782 | 221 | 166 | 42 | 13 |
586 | Requests? | 1.3394 | 0.03672 | 221 | 156 | 56 | 9 |
587 | Did 76 Trombones get off on this floor, sir? | 1.3394 | 0.03615 | 221 | 153 | 61 | 7 |
588 | We're going to the lower floors. You'll want to wait for the piccolos to go higher. | 1.3394 | 0.03727 | 221 | 155 | 57 | 9 |
589 | Social distancing enforcement. They couldn't get a banjo player on such short notice. | 1.3394 | 0.03727 | 221 | 155 | 57 | 9 |
590 | Have you seen 102 cornets? | 1.3394 | 0.03889 | 221 | 161 | 47 | 13 |
591 | This is the express to the audiologist's office. | 1.3380 | 0.03871 | 213 | 151 | 52 | 10 |
592 | Mind if we play through? | 1.3380 | 0.03695 | 213 | 148 | 58 | 7 |
593 | Somewhere in the world it's halftime. | 1.3380 | 0.03984 | 213 | 153 | 48 | 12 |
594 | Did you call for boom service? | 1.3379 | 0.04169 | 219 | 162 | 40 | 17 |
595 | Come on in, we'll practice quietly. | 1.3379 | 0.03856 | 219 | 156 | 52 | 11 |
596 | The bass-ment, of course. | 1.3379 | 0.03963 | 219 | 158 | 48 | 13 |
597 | I knew I should've rehearsed my elevator pitch. | 1.3379 | 0.03963 | 219 | 158 | 48 | 13 |
598 | We have the same therapist. | 1.3379 | 0.04016 | 219 | 159 | 46 | 14 |
599 | Come on in. We're just a couple of harmless blowhards. | 1.3379 | 0.03632 | 219 | 155 | 56 | 8 |
600 | A month ago we would have let you in. | 1.3379 | 0.03963 | 219 | 158 | 48 | 13 |
601 | Yeah, it's just us. The seventy-six trombones wouldn't fit. | 1.3379 | 0.03856 | 219 | 158 | 49 | 12 |
602 | You say Level B, I say Level C Flat | 1.3379 | 0.04068 | 219 | 160 | 44 | 15 |
603 | Did you see 76 trombones go by? We're late. | 1.3379 | 0.04068 | 219 | 160 | 44 | 15 |
604 | Up a fourth or down a fifth? | 1.3379 | 0.03963 | 219 | 158 | 48 | 13 |
605 | Come on in--the acoustics are amazing! | 1.3379 | 0.03515 | 219 | 159 | 52 | 8 |
606 | We just got our marching orders | 1.3364 | 0.03650 | 217 | 151 | 59 | 7 |
607 | Great! The last step now is to click the "I Agree" button, and we can get going. | 1.3364 | 0.03821 | 217 | 156 | 50 | 11 |
608 | It was him. | 1.3364 | 0.04091 | 217 | 159 | 43 | 15 |
609 | If you can wait, the piccolo players will be on the next one. | 1.3364 | 0.03765 | 217 | 153 | 55 | 9 |
610 | We fell in love with the acoustics. Now we're sheltering in place. | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
611 | Sorry, you can’t use this elevator. We’re going to take it from the top. | 1.3349 | 0.04101 | 212 | 155 | 43 | 14 |
612 | We never have to share an elevator | 1.3349 | 0.03726 | 215 | 151 | 56 | 8 |
613 | I don't know...how low can YOU go? | 1.3349 | 0.03841 | 215 | 153 | 52 | 10 |
614 | Sorry, tubas only! | 1.3349 | 0.03841 | 215 | 153 | 52 | 10 |
615 | So, what do you think of our elevator pitch? | 1.3349 | 0.03454 | 215 | 153 | 55 | 7 |
616 | Please take the next elevator, unless you play the piccolo. | 1.3349 | 0.04007 | 215 | 156 | 46 | 13 |
617 | Nice man purse, weirdo. | 1.3349 | 0.04167 | 215 | 159 | 40 | 16 |
618 | It’s not fair you had to learn like this, but this is who I am now. | 1.3349 | 0.03897 | 215 | 154 | 50 | 11 |
619 | You order the tuba on rye?" | 1.3349 | 0.04114 | 215 | 158 | 42 | 15 |
620 | We heard you were talking shit about John Phillip Sousa | 1.3333 | 0.03955 | 210 | 151 | 48 | 11 |
621 | You’re in luck. There’s plenty of room. | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
622 | Piccolo players welcome | 1.3333 | 0.03838 | 210 | 149 | 52 | 9 |
623 | Step back! This next tune is infectious! | 1.3333 | 0.04125 | 210 | 154 | 42 | 14 |
624 | We're self-isolating from the woodwind section. | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
625 | Seems that there is only room for the tuba of us. | 1.3333 | 0.03918 | 213 | 153 | 49 | 11 |
626 | Tuba-gram. | 1.3333 | 0.03955 | 210 | 151 | 48 | 11 |
627 | 6 feet dude or you'll be tubaed against the wall. | 1.3333 | 0.02062 | 210 | 168 | 39 | 3 |
628 | The belt to carry these new toilet rolls is a hassle, but on the upside, we're good to end of this Presidency ! | 1.3333 | 0.04013 | 210 | 152 | 46 | 12 |
629 | You might want to wait for the piccolos. | 1.3333 | 0.04069 | 210 | 153 | 44 | 13 |
630 | No need to thank us, just doing our job. | 1.3333 | 0.04084 | 213 | 156 | 43 | 14 |
631 | Could you press BASS-ment? | 1.3333 | 0.04192 | 213 | 158 | 39 | 16 |
632 | Congratulations! You're the millionth idiot to push the "down" button on the basement floor! | 1.3333 | 0.04192 | 213 | 158 | 39 | 16 |
633 | You must be the piccolo. | 1.3333 | 0.03804 | 213 | 151 | 53 | 9 |
634 | We sound a lot better from the 18th floor. | 1.3333 | 0.03897 | 210 | 150 | 50 | 10 |
635 | Sorry, this lift's reserved for the big brass. | 1.3333 | 0.04125 | 210 | 154 | 42 | 14 |
636 | Have you heard the one about two sousaphone players in an elevator? | 1.3333 | 0.03862 | 213 | 152 | 51 | 10 |
637 | We're just looking for a higher note. | 1.3333 | 0.03838 | 210 | 152 | 48 | 10 |
638 | Sure, you can take the next one...but it’s dueling banjos. | 1.3333 | 0.03779 | 210 | 148 | 54 | 8 |
639 | Sorry. This was the only space we could reserve for our rehearsal. | 1.3333 | 0.03862 | 213 | 154 | 48 | 11 |
640 | You were expecting seventy-six trombones? | 1.3333 | 0.03838 | 210 | 149 | 52 | 9 |
641 | Antisocial distancing. | 1.3333 | 0.04013 | 210 | 152 | 46 | 12 |
642 | Six feet, pal, or feel the wrath of big brass! | 1.3333 | 0.04041 | 210 | 155 | 41 | 14 |
643 | I play piccolo. May I join in? | 1.3333 | 0.03261 | 210 | 156 | 47 | 7 |
644 | The other 74 took the stairs | 1.3333 | 0.04013 | 210 | 152 | 46 | 12 |
645 | We're here to help you relax. | 1.3333 | 0.04152 | 210 | 157 | 37 | 16 |
646 | Nice messenger bag, nerd. | 1.3333 | 0.04179 | 210 | 155 | 40 | 15 |
647 | They told us to come back with face masks. | 1.3333 | 0.03975 | 213 | 154 | 47 | 12 |
648 | It’s less fun than it looks. | 1.3333 | 0.03779 | 210 | 148 | 54 | 8 |
649 | It’s not what it sounded like. | 1.3333 | 0.03918 | 213 | 153 | 49 | 11 |
650 | Sorry, we booked this for our practice space three weeks ago. You can have it after 10:00. | 1.3333 | 0.03975 | 213 | 154 | 47 | 12 |
651 | You're welcome to join us, we're just feeling a bit horny | 1.3333 | 0.04179 | 210 | 155 | 40 | 15 |
652 | I hear heavy metal is going places. | 1.3333 | 0.03897 | 210 | 150 | 50 | 10 |
653 | We find they're very effective at encouraging proper social distance. | 1.3333 | 0.03918 | 213 | 153 | 49 | 11 |
654 | You might want to take the next one. Eugene tooted. | 1.3333 | 0.04069 | 210 | 153 | 44 | 13 |
655 | You are new here right? Welcome to the building, we are your up stair neighbors. | 1.3333 | 0.03955 | 210 | 151 | 48 | 11 |
656 | No. We're going down. Way,way down. | 1.3333 | 0.03779 | 210 | 150 | 51 | 9 |
657 | One step closer and we‘ll blow! | 1.3333 | 0.04138 | 213 | 157 | 41 | 15 |
658 | Oh hi! Meet your new neighbours! | 1.3317 | 0.04204 | 208 | 154 | 39 | 15 |
659 | Get ready for some live Muzak, motherfucker. | 1.3317 | 0.03674 | 208 | 159 | 38 | 11 |
660 | What a coincidence! We just moved into the apartment one floor above you! | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
661 | And then we used our busking money to buy a penthouse | 1.3317 | 0.04035 | 208 | 151 | 45 | 12 |
662 | WE'RE UPGRADING THE ELEVATOR MUSIC | 1.3317 | 0.04259 | 208 | 155 | 37 | 16 |
663 | Sorry, the Muzak is out. Do you prefer Sousa or Gershwin? We also know a good circus march, but it tends to attract clowns. | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
664 | Come within 6 feet and we'll play Sousa. | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
665 | You don’t have the brass to join us. | 1.3317 | 0.04313 | 208 | 156 | 35 | 17 |
666 | It's Essential Workers Day. | 1.3317 | 0.03918 | 208 | 149 | 49 | 10 |
667 | This venue has its ups and downs. | 1.3317 | 0.03736 | 208 | 146 | 55 | 7 |
668 | This building has elevator music like no other. | 1.3317 | 0.03859 | 208 | 153 | 44 | 11 |
669 | You don’t mind elevator music, do you? | 1.3317 | 0.03889 | 208 | 151 | 46 | 11 |
670 | We're practicing our Muzak. | 1.3317 | 0.03918 | 208 | 149 | 49 | 10 |
671 | Just a lot of hot air trying to reach new heights.” | 1.3317 | 0.03918 | 208 | 149 | 49 | 10 |
672 | Excuse me, but did you see which way the 76 trombones went? | 1.3317 | 0.03859 | 208 | 148 | 51 | 9 |
673 | Can you pull us apart? | 1.3317 | 0.04092 | 208 | 152 | 43 | 13 |
674 | Not exactly your idea of elevator music, is it? | 1.3317 | 0.04035 | 208 | 151 | 45 | 12 |
675 | Sorry, this six feet of space is already taken. | 1.3317 | 0.03918 | 208 | 149 | 49 | 10 |
676 | We’re stopping on floors 5, 6, 7, 8. | 1.3317 | 0.04016 | 205 | 148 | 46 | 11 |
677 | It wasn't me... | 1.3301 | 0.04116 | 206 | 151 | 42 | 13 |
678 | We were practicing in the stairwell and got kicked out. | 1.3301 | 0.03627 | 206 | 145 | 55 | 6 |
679 | Social what? | 1.3301 | 0.04000 | 206 | 149 | 46 | 11 |
680 | It looks like today is your lucky day! | 1.3301 | 0.03940 | 206 | 148 | 48 | 10 |
681 | There are ups and downs in any great musician's career | 1.3301 | 0.03879 | 206 | 147 | 50 | 9 |
682 | We still have room for a triangle. | 1.3301 | 0.04230 | 206 | 153 | 38 | 15 |
683 | If you get any closer we’ll start playing! | 1.3301 | 0.03818 | 206 | 146 | 52 | 8 |
684 | Mitch McConnell (right) and Marco Rubio (left) discover new ways to spread the Coronavirus. | 1.3301 | 0.04058 | 206 | 150 | 44 | 12 |
685 | TAKE THE NEXT ONE! ...Sorry, I didn't realize I was shouting. | 1.3301 | 0.04173 | 206 | 152 | 40 | 14 |
686 | Crescendo? Or diminuendo? | 1.3301 | 0.04000 | 206 | 149 | 46 | 11 |
687 | Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. | 1.3300 | 0.04039 | 203 | 147 | 45 | 11 |
688 | It's two-fer, tuba, Tuesday. What's it to 'ya?! | 1.3284 | 0.03900 | 204 | 146 | 49 | 9 |
689 | You should've thought twice before complaining about the Muzak. | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
690 | Yes I have no bananas. | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
691 | Two tuba players walk out of an elevator. Take it. | 1.3284 | 0.03838 | 204 | 145 | 51 | 8 |
692 | Should we hold the note for you? | 1.3284 | 0.03774 | 204 | 149 | 46 | 9 |
693 | You’re gonna love it. The acoustics are fabulous. | 1.3284 | 0.04022 | 204 | 148 | 45 | 11 |
694 | Can you please direct us to Larry David's office? | 1.3284 | 0.03774 | 204 | 144 | 53 | 7 |
695 | We're here for the laxative commercial? | 1.3284 | 0.04140 | 204 | 150 | 41 | 13 |
696 | You probably want the elevator to G for 'garage.' This one goes to G on the bass clef . | 1.3284 | 0.03710 | 204 | 155 | 39 | 10 |
697 | You’ll have to wait for the next one, we’ve locked horns. | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
698 | What is this, live elevator music? | 1.3284 | 0.04140 | 204 | 150 | 41 | 13 |
699 | Sorry, this elevator is bass meant only. | 1.3284 | 0.03869 | 204 | 148 | 46 | 10 |
700 | We moved into the next door apartment!! | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
701 | Well I thought it needed less tuba, more cowbell. | 1.3284 | 0.04082 | 204 | 149 | 43 | 12 |
702 | Don't worry. Tubas have been deemed an essential service. | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
703 | There's room for a piccolo. | 1.3284 | 0.04082 | 204 | 149 | 43 | 12 |
704 | Oh, we are essential. | 1.3284 | 0.04198 | 204 | 151 | 39 | 14 |
705 | The woodwinds took the escalator. | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
706 | The co-op board never actually defined noise. | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
707 | Did 76 trombones get off on this floor? | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
708 | Spotify went down. | 1.3268 | 0.04123 | 205 | 151 | 41 | 13 |
709 | I’d take the next one if I were you. | 1.3267 | 0.04045 | 202 | 147 | 44 | 11 |
710 | Did you happen to see a marching band come this way. | 1.3267 | 0.04165 | 202 | 149 | 40 | 13 |
711 | The Muzak is being repaired | 1.3267 | 0.04106 | 202 | 148 | 42 | 12 |
712 | You can't go any lower that this. | 1.3267 | 0.03921 | 202 | 145 | 48 | 9 |
713 | Sorry, pal, you and your man purse can take the stairs. | 1.3267 | 0.03921 | 202 | 145 | 48 | 9 |
714 | Sorry, this is just the beginning of the parade. | 1.3267 | 0.04224 | 202 | 150 | 38 | 14 |
715 | Of course we’re going down. We’re tuba players. | 1.3267 | 0.04165 | 202 | 149 | 40 | 13 |
716 | Is this the quiet floor? | 1.3267 | 0.04224 | 202 | 150 | 38 | 14 |
717 | Check our this guy’s male purse, Jerry. He looks ridiculous! | 1.3267 | 0.03984 | 202 | 146 | 46 | 10 |
718 | Yes! We DO know "Smoke on the Water" | 1.3267 | 0.03921 | 202 | 145 | 48 | 9 |
719 | Helen threw us out, can we practice at your place? | 1.3267 | 0.04045 | 202 | 147 | 44 | 11 |
720 | You can maintain social distance or listen to a sousaphone concert in an elevator. | 1.3267 | 0.03662 | 202 | 141 | 56 | 5 |
721 | No, we're Sousa. Mozart is to the left. | 1.3267 | 0.03984 | 202 | 146 | 46 | 10 |
722 | We have room for a flautist. | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 146 | 44 | 10 |
723 | Going down? We're getting down. | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
724 | No thanks, I think I’ll wait for the string section | 1.3250 | 0.03813 | 200 | 144 | 48 | 8 |
725 | Since the garbage trucks stopped running, we're here to wake up everybody at 4 a.m. | 1.3250 | 0.04130 | 200 | 147 | 41 | 12 |
726 | No worries. With tubas, social distancing isn't a problem. | 1.3250 | 0.04006 | 200 | 145 | 45 | 10 |
727 | It might get a little loud. | 1.3250 | 0.03747 | 200 | 141 | 53 | 6 |
728 | ...and for some not able to work from home, the band plays on | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
729 | We worked out a new elevator pitch. | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
730 | Muzak had to lay us off, so we're working from home. | 1.3250 | 0.04130 | 200 | 147 | 41 | 12 |
731 | Tuba sandwich to go? | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 149 | 39 | 12 |
732 | Barry’s plan to revolutionize elevator music was met with resistance. | 1.3234 | 0.04231 | 201 | 150 | 37 | 14 |
733 | I did order some Band-Aids, but this isn't what I expected... | 1.3234 | 0.04112 | 201 | 148 | 41 | 12 |
734 | You wouldn't by any chance be carrying a piccolo in that bag, would you? | 1.3232 | 0.03766 | 198 | 143 | 48 | 7 |
735 | You don't have to say a word. We know we're horny! | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
736 | The elevator company did not pay its monthly Muzak fee. | 1.3232 | 0.03965 | 198 | 143 | 46 | 9 |
737 | Cash, ass or brass. Nobody rides for free! | 1.3232 | 0.04335 | 198 | 149 | 34 | 15 |
738 | Thank God, it's the flutist. | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
739 | We'll be here all day | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
740 | If you ride with us you'll get blown away! | 1.3232 | 0.03965 | 198 | 143 | 46 | 9 |
741 | Oh yes we got trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T. | 1.3232 | 0.03900 | 198 | 142 | 48 | 8 |
742 | Ride with an alto if you wanna go any higher. | 1.3232 | 0.04335 | 198 | 149 | 34 | 15 |
743 | There has been complaints about the elevator music, this ones called “I’ll give them something to complain about” | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
744 | The big brass pays a surprise visit. | 1.3232 | 0.03900 | 198 | 145 | 44 | 9 |
745 | Two-ba, or not two-ba? | 1.3232 | 0.04029 | 198 | 144 | 44 | 10 |
746 | We're the Stereo Sousaphones---taking elevator music to a whole new level. | 1.3232 | 0.03965 | 198 | 143 | 46 | 9 |
747 | Yes, we came marching, tuba-two. | 1.3214 | 0.03785 | 196 | 139 | 51 | 6 |
748 | If you hum a few bars, we’ll try. | 1.3214 | 0.03785 | 196 | 139 | 51 | 6 |
749 | We got our marching orders. | 1.3214 | 0.03987 | 196 | 142 | 45 | 9 |
750 | Hot Tuba party in the penthouse! | 1.3214 | 0.03785 | 196 | 146 | 41 | 9 |
751 | We’re sick of Muzak. | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
752 | Your super bought the "It's all about the bass" Musak package. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
753 | Going down? No. Getting down! | 1.3214 | 0.03987 | 196 | 142 | 45 | 9 |
754 | We understand that you're scheduled for a tubal ligation? | 1.3214 | 0.04363 | 196 | 148 | 33 | 15 |
755 | No, really, how to we get to Carnegie Hall?” | 1.3214 | 0.03785 | 196 | 139 | 51 | 6 |
756 | Could you press "7" for us, please! | 1.3214 | 0.03921 | 196 | 141 | 47 | 8 |
757 | Need a live virtual background for your next zoom meeting? | 1.3196 | 0.03874 | 194 | 139 | 48 | 7 |
758 | It's Fight song Friday's | 1.3196 | 0.03804 | 194 | 138 | 50 | 6 |
759 | Welcome! Next stop: Hell." | 1.3196 | 0.04204 | 194 | 144 | 38 | 12 |
760 | The company that provides our elevator music is closed due to the pandemic. What floor sir? | 1.3196 | 0.04009 | 194 | 141 | 44 | 9 |
761 | We’re working from home, too | 1.3196 | 0.04075 | 194 | 142 | 42 | 10 |
762 | Sorry, we're trying to get to B, but we keep getting stuck on G. | 1.3196 | 0.04009 | 194 | 141 | 44 | 9 |
763 | Sorry but we have our marching orders. | 1.3196 | 0.03942 | 194 | 140 | 46 | 8 |
764 | No, all of his hotels have the same elevator music ...why? | 1.3196 | 0.04075 | 194 | 142 | 42 | 10 |
765 | Don't worry. We'll send it back bassoon. | 1.3196 | 0.04204 | 194 | 144 | 38 | 12 |
766 | for whom the horns blow? they blow for you | 1.3196 | 0.04391 | 194 | 149 | 29 | 16 |
767 | The others got out on seven. | 1.3196 | 0.04204 | 194 | 147 | 34 | 13 |
768 | Haven't you ever seen heavy metal? | 1.3196 | 0.04267 | 194 | 145 | 36 | 13 |
769 | Did you order the parade? | 1.3194 | 0.03981 | 191 | 138 | 45 | 8 |
770 | You never heard of emotional support tubas? | 1.3194 | 0.03981 | 191 | 138 | 45 | 8 |
771 | Tubas? I don't see any tubas. Of course, if you mean sousaphones, then yes, we are both on the elevator with our sousaphones. | 1.3194 | 0.04184 | 191 | 141 | 39 | 11 |
772 | Are you sure you wanna wait? The other one only plays elevator music. | 1.3194 | 0.04184 | 191 | 141 | 39 | 11 |
773 | We're buskers. You pay us not to play. | 1.3194 | 0.04117 | 191 | 140 | 41 | 10 |
774 | Just so you know, a cartoonist is coming. | 1.3194 | 0.04313 | 191 | 143 | 35 | 13 |
775 | Actually, it's a sousaphone. | 1.3194 | 0.03981 | 191 | 138 | 45 | 8 |
776 | No, it's fine. I love elevator music. | 1.3194 | 0.03768 | 191 | 135 | 51 | 5 |
777 | We're looking for the Sousa wedding. | 1.3177 | 0.04165 | 192 | 142 | 39 | 11 |
778 | Remember stereo?! | 1.3158 | 0.03771 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
779 | For social distancing, nothing's better for getting people out of your way. | 1.3158 | 0.03915 | 190 | 139 | 43 | 8 |
780 | But you voted for no Muzak in the tenant's meeting. | 1.3158 | 0.03915 | 190 | 139 | 43 | 8 |
781 | True, if we WERE violinists, there WOULD be room for you. | 1.3158 | 0.04190 | 190 | 141 | 38 | 11 |
782 | Which floor's Audiology? | 1.3158 | 0.03542 | 190 | 139 | 46 | 5 |
783 | This was the best blind date ever! | 1.3158 | 0.04448 | 190 | 147 | 27 | 16 |
784 | No closer than 6 feet, sir, or we’ll have to blow | 1.3158 | 0.04123 | 190 | 140 | 40 | 10 |
785 | It’s perfect for social distancing. No one wants to be near us. | 1.3155 | 0.03954 | 187 | 135 | 45 | 7 |
786 | We're the John Philip Sousa Society recording elevator music. | 1.3155 | 0.03652 | 187 | 133 | 50 | 4 |
787 | Trust me, Marty, chicks dig musicians. | 1.3155 | 0.04235 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
788 | Please rejoin the band Bob. We really miss you. | 1.3155 | 0.03954 | 187 | 135 | 45 | 7 |
789 | I'd take this one. There are 76 trombones in the other one. | 1.3155 | 0.04026 | 187 | 136 | 43 | 8 |
790 | We're your wake up call. | 1.3155 | 0.04026 | 187 | 136 | 43 | 8 |
791 | Could you take the next elevator? We're actually practicing social distancing. | 1.3155 | 0.03881 | 187 | 134 | 47 | 6 |
792 | Tubas always get the shaft... | 1.3155 | 0.03881 | 187 | 138 | 41 | 8 |
793 | We're delivering a "Tubagram." Which way to the Break Room? | 1.3149 | 0.03880 | 181 | 131 | 44 | 6 |
794 | It's okay - most of the spit goes into the mouthpiece. | 1.3149 | 0.04329 | 181 | 135 | 35 | 11 |
795 | Life has its ups and downs, but tubas are basically elevating. | 1.3138 | 0.04216 | 188 | 140 | 37 | 11 |
796 | We're getting the band back together. | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
797 | Obviously we're going down. | 1.3135 | 0.03902 | 185 | 133 | 46 | 6 |
798 | This elevator ain't big enough for the tuba us. | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
799 | They stole our shoes because we couldn't get to our wallets! | 1.3135 | 0.03976 | 185 | 134 | 44 | 7 |
800 | You might have to wait, there are 76 trombones that still need a ride up. | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
801 | Can you help us with our elevator pitch? | 1.3135 | 0.03976 | 185 | 134 | 44 | 7 |
802 | Did you see a guy in a funny hat and a long stick on this floor? | 1.3135 | 0.03826 | 185 | 137 | 41 | 7 |
803 | Sir, kindly step back 6ft or we will blow you back! | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
804 | You don't happen to play trumpet, do you? | 1.3135 | 0.03976 | 185 | 134 | 44 | 7 |
805 | Wait if you like, but the other car has Muzak. | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
806 | We kindly encourage you not to leave your hotel confinement, Sir, or you'll get a taste of live "elevator music". | 1.3135 | 0.04330 | 185 | 139 | 34 | 12 |
807 | I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you really don’t need to do this every time I take my lunch break. | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
808 | I still think "Tuba or not tuba, that is the question" is funnier... | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
809 | Okay, boomers | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
810 | Which flat? | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
811 | Musical Distancing | 1.3135 | 0.03826 | 185 | 132 | 48 | 5 |
812 | They finally updated the elevator music.” | 1.3135 | 0.03826 | 185 | 132 | 48 | 5 |
813 | Thank goodness, it's moving again! I've been stuck in here for 30 minutes with this freak. | 1.3135 | 0.03976 | 185 | 136 | 41 | 8 |
814 | It won't matter how funny your caption is. There's still no prize. | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
815 | Sorry, but there's no room-pah-pah. | 1.3135 | 0.04330 | 185 | 139 | 34 | 12 |
816 | Trust me, you wanna wait for the next car. | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
817 | Going up to the fart joke convention? | 1.3135 | 0.04593 | 185 | 143 | 26 | 16 |
818 | Best elevator music in town. | 1.3135 | 0.03588 | 185 | 138 | 41 | 6 |
819 | We've run out of face masks, but we've found these work just as well. | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
820 | 'Lots of interruptions but the acoustics are great!' | 1.3135 | 0.03826 | 185 | 132 | 48 | 5 |
821 | We don't play "Misty". How about a little "Stars and Stripes Forever?" | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
822 | We are the instruments of social distance. | 1.3135 | 0.04049 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
823 | Catch us on the YouTuba channel. | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
824 | Have you seen a couple of elephants and a majorette? | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
825 | We practice anti-social distancing. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
826 | Social distance! | 1.3115 | 0.03766 | 183 | 142 | 33 | 8 |
827 | You can't horn in on us. | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
828 | It’s elevator music. | 1.3115 | 0.03766 | 183 | 135 | 42 | 6 |
829 | Bassment? | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
830 | The next one has bucket-drummers in it. Pick your poison, man. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
831 | Don't worry we play quite softly. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
832 | Have you seen 76 trombones? | 1.3115 | 0.03923 | 183 | 141 | 32 | 10 |
833 | What's in the bag, weirdo? | 1.3115 | 0.04426 | 183 | 139 | 31 | 13 |
834 | I hope that's an oboe in your bag. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
835 | One step closer and we start playing Sousa! | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
836 | What's the matter? You never heard of elevator music? | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
837 | Sorry but we were told to play a little higher. | 1.3115 | 0.03923 | 183 | 132 | 45 | 6 |
838 | Do you mind if we rehearse? | 1.3115 | 0.03686 | 183 | 129 | 51 | 3 |
839 | We have room for one triangle player. | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
840 | Keep your distance, or we'll blow you away. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
841 | We're happy to go up or down. Just step in and give us your request. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
842 | Yes, we also choose not to wear masks. | 1.3115 | 0.03433 | 183 | 137 | 41 | 5 |
843 | you know what ill just take the next one | 1.3115 | 0.02963 | 183 | 143 | 36 | 4 |
844 | So you’re the one who complained about the Muzak? | 1.3094 | 0.04244 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
845 | The concierge suggested we try using less band width. | 1.3094 | 0.04315 | 181 | 136 | 34 | 11 |
846 | Do you happen to have a tuba toothpaste? | 1.3094 | 0.04315 | 181 | 136 | 34 | 11 |
847 | He found us... Look busy. | 1.3094 | 0.04315 | 181 | 136 | 34 | 11 |
848 | Well, up your brass too, fellah! | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
849 | It's cumbersome, but we always get an elevator to ourselves. | 1.3094 | 0.03785 | 181 | 129 | 48 | 4 |
850 | Hi, can you point us to the apartment directly above yours? | 1.3094 | 0.04171 | 181 | 134 | 38 | 9 |
851 | Social distancing, nobody will come anywhere near us | 1.3094 | 0.03944 | 181 | 131 | 44 | 6 |
852 | We're trying to start at the bottom and play our way to the top. | 1.3094 | 0.03703 | 181 | 128 | 50 | 3 |
853 | The piccolo convention would have been far more manageable. | 1.3094 | 0.03703 | 181 | 138 | 37 | 6 |
854 | Is the upper brass on this floor? | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
855 | The day management changed the elevator music was the same day Jim thanked his StairMaster. | 1.3094 | 0.03944 | 181 | 131 | 44 | 6 |
856 | If you get in this car, you have to do the chicken dance. | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
857 | He's right behind me, isn't he! | 1.3094 | 0.04171 | 181 | 134 | 38 | 9 |
858 | We're famous in Wisconsin! | 1.3094 | 0.04021 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
859 | And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
860 | You might want to grab the next one, we're still working on our pitch | 1.3094 | 0.03944 | 181 | 133 | 41 | 7 |
861 | The band goes marching tuba two, hurrah, hurrah. | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
862 | It’s NOT A TUBA! | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
863 | Muzak's on the fritz again. | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
864 | We're trying to find somewhere to shelter in place. | 1.3094 | 0.03944 | 181 | 131 | 44 | 6 |
865 | We've still got room for a piccolo. | 1.3094 | 0.03865 | 181 | 130 | 46 | 5 |
866 | There’s room. We can always use another blowhard. | 1.3090 | 0.04216 | 178 | 132 | 37 | 9 |
867 | It's like Tiny Desk, but with better acoustics. | 1.3090 | 0.04291 | 178 | 133 | 35 | 10 |
868 | Excuse me . . . have you seen seventy-six trombones anywhere? | 1.3090 | 0.04364 | 178 | 134 | 33 | 11 |
869 | The little bell to let you know when the elevator has arrived isn't working. | 1.3090 | 0.04063 | 178 | 130 | 41 | 7 |
870 | Wait am I in your delusion or are you in mine? | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
871 | It's Sousa's birthday. We do requests. | 1.3090 | 0.03821 | 178 | 127 | 47 | 4 |
872 | Singing telegram from your WeightWatchers group! | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
873 | FYI, the percussion section is in the next car! | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
874 | 18th floor "can you direct us to Suite 1812?" | 1.3090 | 0.04364 | 178 | 134 | 33 | 11 |
875 | Tuba or not tuba? We decided the question. | 1.3090 | 0.03984 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
876 | The building has invested in live elevator music to encourage people to use the stairs. | 1.3090 | 0.04364 | 178 | 134 | 33 | 11 |
877 | Do you know what floor the party is on? | 1.3090 | 0.03821 | 178 | 127 | 47 | 4 |
878 | The acoustics here are topnotch | 1.3090 | 0.04063 | 178 | 130 | 41 | 7 |
879 | The seventy-six trombones are on the other elevator | 1.3090 | 0.04291 | 178 | 133 | 35 | 10 |
880 | Tubas company, three's a crowd. | 1.3090 | 0.04216 | 178 | 132 | 37 | 9 |
881 | You may want to get on, the next one has 76 guys in it. | 1.3090 | 0.04364 | 178 | 134 | 33 | 11 |
882 | They're even better than banjos to encourage social distancing. | 1.3090 | 0.04063 | 178 | 130 | 41 | 7 |
883 | You don't really need to go out of the home, do you? | 1.3090 | 0.04216 | 178 | 132 | 37 | 9 |
884 | No, it's not a tuba joke. Sousaphones. Sousaphones. | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
885 | You have to toot your own horn if you expect to ascend! | 1.3090 | 0.03984 | 178 | 129 | 43 | 6 |
886 | We're an essential serivice. | 1.3090 | 0.04291 | 178 | 133 | 35 | 10 |
887 | Our most effective social distancing method yet! | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
888 | You should see where they put the woodwinds. | 1.3090 | 0.04216 | 178 | 132 | 37 | 9 |
889 | We’re taking requests, but keep it short. We’re only going down two floors. | 1.3090 | 0.03903 | 178 | 128 | 45 | 5 |
890 | It has its ups and downs, but the acoustics are great. | 1.3090 | 0.03984 | 178 | 129 | 43 | 6 |
891 | Is the elevator music too loud? | 1.3090 | 0.04063 | 178 | 130 | 41 | 7 |
892 | We're going oompah. You? | 1.3090 | 0.04436 | 178 | 135 | 31 | 12 |
893 | Welcome to the elevator. Would you like Bernstein or Bach? | 1.3090 | 0.03903 | 178 | 128 | 45 | 5 |
894 | Technically, they're sousaphones, but thanks for asking. | 1.3086 | 0.04025 | 175 | 127 | 42 | 6 |
895 | Can you take the next one? We’re practicing social distancing. | 1.3073 | 0.03885 | 179 | 129 | 45 | 5 |
896 | Sorry, we don't take requests. But hop in for a kick-ass cover of Smoke on the Water. | 1.3073 | 0.04196 | 179 | 133 | 37 | 9 |
897 | Must be the geometric progression talking, because people are keeping a full 36 feet from us. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
898 | Come in if you don't mind us practicing. | 1.3068 | 0.03392 | 176 | 135 | 38 | 3 |
899 | Mobile intubation unit. | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
900 | This floor is for top brass only. | 1.3068 | 0.03924 | 176 | 130 | 41 | 5 |
901 | Oh. Tubad there’s no room. | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
902 | Twobas | 1.3068 | 0.04086 | 176 | 129 | 40 | 7 |
903 | We're now offering live "elevator music". | 1.3068 | 0.04006 | 176 | 128 | 42 | 6 |
904 | Nothing new. People have been socially distancing themselves from us for years. | 1.3068 | 0.04086 | 176 | 129 | 40 | 7 |
905 | We find a little Sousa is always good for a lift." | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
906 | She just tooted. Don't come in. | 1.3068 | 0.04006 | 176 | 128 | 42 | 6 |
907 | Actually, it's "what's a couple of goddamned 'sousaphones' doing on my goddamned elevator!" | 1.3068 | 0.04466 | 176 | 134 | 30 | 12 |
908 | No. The accordions are in Elevator 3. | 1.3068 | 0.04086 | 176 | 129 | 40 | 7 |
909 | This one is going to the bassment. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
910 | How the heck did you get in there in the first place? | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
911 | They didn't have enough money to pay for elevator music so they hired us instead. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
912 | Only come in if your horny. | 1.3068 | 0.04006 | 176 | 128 | 42 | 6 |
913 | The penthouse resident was tired of tooting his own horn. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
914 | Oh, we don't play, it's a social distancing thing | 1.3068 | 0.04006 | 176 | 128 | 42 | 6 |
915 | You're wife says you need to march upstairs right this minute. | 1.3068 | 0.04086 | 176 | 134 | 33 | 9 |
916 | A piccoloist! You lucked out. | 1.3068 | 0.03755 | 176 | 134 | 36 | 6 |
917 | Try to catch the one with the piccolos | 1.3068 | 0.03924 | 176 | 127 | 44 | 5 |
918 | We'll see you in the morning for your wake-up call. | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
919 | C'mon fellas, it's rude to pass wind in confined spaces. | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
920 | We're an opening and a closing act. | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
921 | When you see the flutes and piccolos, THEN that'll be the last of us. | 1.3068 | 0.04466 | 176 | 134 | 30 | 12 |
922 | This elevator is going down, that other elevator hits all the high notes! | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
923 | They were out of ventilators. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
924 | Going down an octave? | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
925 | Come on in, but we're requests only. | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
926 | We're going up to the roof to play some high notes for a change. | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
927 | We call it "The Descent into Hell". | 1.3046 | 0.04029 | 174 | 127 | 41 | 6 |
928 | Let's all go to the lobby! | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
929 | No tuba, no service. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
930 | If you weren't carrying that bag, we might have room for you. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
931 | Going umpa? | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
932 | We have been told to sousaphone-in-place. | 1.3046 | 0.04642 | 174 | 135 | 25 | 14 |
933 | A post on Facebook indicated that low tones kills the virus. | 1.3046 | 0.03860 | 174 | 127 | 42 | 5 |
934 | We like to think of it as social distancing insurance. | 1.3046 | 0.04070 | 174 | 130 | 36 | 8 |
935 | There's room for a flutist. | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
936 | Is there any chance you play the piccolo? | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
937 | No, they're flotation devices you can use as a commode. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 130 | 36 | 8 |
938 | This should work for social distancing, son! | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
939 | You choose. How about 'A Long and Winding Road'? | 1.3046 | 0.03593 | 174 | 135 | 34 | 5 |
940 | If this noise doesn't keep people at least 6 feet away from us, nothing will! | 1.3046 | 0.04029 | 174 | 127 | 41 | 6 |
941 | We'll be playing the Theme from Shaft. It's his idea of a joke. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
942 | Sorry, HR gave us our marching orders. | 1.3046 | 0.04570 | 174 | 134 | 27 | 13 |
943 | Providing elevator music was the only job we could get during Covid-19 | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
944 | You guys asked for elevator music. | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 126 | 43 | 5 |
945 | Do you know what floor the 76 trombones are on? | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 130 | 37 | 7 |
946 | Don't worry, we take requests. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
947 | c'mon in... live elevator music is a new gig for us, but I think we've really nailed "Flight of the Bumblebee"! | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
948 | Elevator's full, tu'bad | 1.3046 | 0.03773 | 174 | 124 | 47 | 3 |
949 | They're not tubas, they're life jackets. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
950 | They were all out of face masks | 1.3046 | 0.04029 | 174 | 127 | 41 | 6 |
951 | Wanna horn in? | 1.3046 | 0.04029 | 174 | 127 | 41 | 6 |
952 | No one suspects the tuba player of corporate espionage. | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 126 | 43 | 5 |
953 | Oh good, the harmonica section’s here. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
954 | Have you seen my hat? | 1.3046 | 0.04029 | 174 | 130 | 37 | 7 |
955 | We're filling in while the elevator music strike is on. | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 130 | 37 | 7 |
956 | We lost the key.” | 1.3046 | 0.03304 | 174 | 135 | 34 | 5 |
957 | You'll want the Piccolo elevator, we only go down from here. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
958 | We play a mean rendition of 'Girl from Ipanema.' | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
959 | We got tired of people getting in before we exited. | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
960 | It's like elevator music, only with a little more oomph, pah, pah. | 1.3029 | 0.04090 | 175 | 129 | 39 | 7 |
961 | Everybody except Tuba Players in elevators must stand six feet apart. | 1.3023 | 0.03101 | 172 | 127 | 44 | 1 |
962 | Well, Jim, the sousaphone club is really the only thing that keeps me going ever since you started fucking my wife. | 1.3023 | 0.04602 | 172 | 133 | 26 | 13 |
963 | It’s the latest in social distancing. We wanted bagpipes, but they were sold out. | 1.3023 | 0.03791 | 172 | 125 | 43 | 4 |
964 | Sure, you can wait for the other elevator, but it features bassoons. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
965 | Yes exactly two. That is how many Tuba conventioneers you can fit into an elevator. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
966 | You wouldn’t believe the acoustics in here. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
967 | You'd better take this one. The next car is full of banjos and accordions. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
968 | There's only space for our two fat brasses. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
969 | We are the Olaf twins, hired to ensure no one will come within 6ft | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
970 | SOCIAL DISTANCING One step closer and we'll begin to play. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
971 | Dermatology is on floor 5, but we are here to welcome you on behalf of the ENT department. | 1.3023 | 0.03967 | 172 | 125 | 42 | 5 |
972 | No, the trumpet elevator goes up; this one goes down. | 1.3023 | 0.03967 | 172 | 125 | 42 | 5 |
973 | Stop complaining! This could have been the trombone section. | 1.3023 | 0.03880 | 172 | 124 | 44 | 4 |
974 | Which part of this message is not reaching you: Stay home Self isolate Wash your hands Don’t touch your face | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
975 | I just KNOW we can go lower than B. | 1.3023 | 0.03791 | 172 | 123 | 46 | 3 |
976 | Mr. Snyder, I believe you donated $20 on GoFundMe to the Homeless Tuba Combo. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
977 | By the 25th floor, you won't want to get off! | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
978 | Sorry, Muzak is out. We're the temporary replacement. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
979 | We’re not going up, we’re going to the bass-ment | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 128 | 37 | 7 |
980 | They say elevator music is making a comeback. | 1.3023 | 0.03967 | 172 | 125 | 42 | 5 |
981 | Since we play bass clef, pretty much all we do is go down. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
982 | How did you fit yours in your bag? | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
983 | Oh sorry bud, no instruments, no entrance. | 1.3023 | 0.03967 | 172 | 130 | 35 | 7 |
984 | We think you might be more comfortable with the flautists in the other one. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
985 | The Philharmonic sent them...social distancing ventilators! | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
986 | This is the express . . . we're trying to beat the band. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
987 | Going down? I don't know, can you hum a few bars . . . | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
988 | Actually, we wanted the bassment. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
989 | What floor is the Geico advertising department? | 1.3000 | 0.04558 | 170 | 131 | 27 | 12 |
990 | You're right George; the boss has zero sense of humor | 1.3000 | 0.03988 | 170 | 124 | 41 | 5 |
991 | I once opened for KISS. Now look at me... 2nd chair Tuba player in an elevator. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
992 | We are rehearsing while self- isolating. | 1.2994 | 0.04030 | 167 | 122 | 40 | 5 |
993 | Oh look Wendy! It’s the guy who goes on and on about the symphony’s “lifeless brass section”. | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
994 | We tested negative but were quarantined anyway. | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
995 | Sorry pal, essential workers only | 1.2976 | 0.04010 | 168 | 123 | 40 | 5 |
996 | How do we like being elevator music? It has its ups and downs | 1.2976 | 0.03828 | 168 | 121 | 44 | 3 |
997 | Don't judge. They help encourage social distancing. | 1.2976 | 0.03920 | 168 | 122 | 42 | 4 |
998 | I know, but she couldn't get anyone to deliver balloons. | 1.2976 | 0.04184 | 168 | 125 | 36 | 7 |
999 | Unless you're willing to hear the double version of "Go Tell It On The Mountain," you may want to skip this elevator. | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
1000 | Going up will be a big blast ! | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
1001 | Sorry. No roompah. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
1002 | Sure there's room, but not with that big 'man purse'. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
1003 | This is a standing-room-only performance. | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
1004 | My dear man, have you by chance come across an orchestra with adequate mid-range and highs but a rather feeble low end? | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
1005 | What are you waiting for? You got something against elevator music? | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 124 | 38 | 6 |
1006 | Shelter in place!? Fine, but we're still having this parade! | 1.2976 | 0.04010 | 168 | 123 | 40 | 5 |
1007 | What's better than one sousaphone in the stairwell? | 1.2970 | 0.04648 | 165 | 128 | 25 | 12 |
1008 | Care to accompany us? | 1.2970 | 0.03961 | 165 | 120 | 41 | 4 |
1009 | What is it Tuba-much for you? | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
1010 | It definitely keeps people six feet away. | 1.2970 | 0.03961 | 165 | 120 | 41 | 4 |
1011 | Your elevator music will be the theme from "Jaws." | 1.2970 | 0.04053 | 165 | 121 | 39 | 5 |
1012 | They sound so much cooler when they echo. | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
1013 | You'll have to take the other elevator. This is our work from home studio. | 1.2970 | 0.04231 | 165 | 123 | 35 | 7 |
1014 | Muzak is on the fritz. | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
1015 | Live elevator music is how we got the fifth star. | 1.2970 | 0.04567 | 165 | 127 | 27 | 11 |
1016 | It was most important for the tuba thieves that they remain inconspicuous. | 1.2952 | 0.04210 | 166 | 124 | 35 | 7 |
1017 | Did you here about the tuba player who didn’t make the marching band? He committed sousa-cide! | 1.2952 | 0.04210 | 166 | 124 | 35 | 7 |
1018 | We're very sorry, but its the only place they'd let us practice. | 1.2952 | 0.03941 | 166 | 121 | 41 | 4 |
1019 | Management wanted some new elevator music | 1.2952 | 0.04122 | 166 | 123 | 37 | 6 |
1020 | What do we charge for NOT rehearsing? To quote Chico Marx, you couldn't afford it. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
1021 | Is this level forte? | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
1022 | That's him, that's the essential worker! | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 123 | 33 | 7 |
1023 | We'd exit, but we're banned from every floor. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
1024 | The next one should have 2 trumpets. | 1.2945 | 0.03363 | 163 | 127 | 33 | 3 |
1025 | The rest of the marching band took the stairs. | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
1026 | The subway cello players kicked us out. | 1.2945 | 0.03885 | 163 | 118 | 42 | 3 |
1027 | The oboists took the stairwell. Go figure." | 1.2945 | 0.04076 | 163 | 120 | 38 | 5 |
1028 | The record shows I took the blows and did it my way. | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
1029 | Technically, they're "Sousaphones", and you won't hardly even know we're in here. | 1.2945 | 0.03685 | 163 | 116 | 46 | 1 |
1030 | The acoustics are amazing! | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
1031 | Don't judge. HR told us to use this time to develop new skills. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
1032 | He’s Oomp. I’m his Pah. | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
1033 | Yes sir, until 10:00 PM. Room Service also delivers string sections. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
1034 | Whaddaya mean, they sent the wrong order? The regular guys were sick, and the deli said you wanted two tuba subs. | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
1035 | We're taking the elevator music to the next level. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
1036 | We’re going down to low B-flat | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
1037 | Welcome aboard. We have the best elevator music in town! | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
1038 | Would you like some elevator music? | 1.2945 | 0.03885 | 163 | 118 | 42 | 3 |
1039 | Any chance you could point us to the ark? | 1.2945 | 0.04681 | 163 | 127 | 24 | 12 |
1040 | We blew the door off. | 1.2937 | 0.04121 | 160 | 118 | 37 | 5 |
1041 | I'll wait for the woodwinds | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
1042 | Are you the guy who said the elevator music was too boring? | 1.2927 | 0.03961 | 164 | 120 | 40 | 4 |
1043 | Sorry, only room for a piccolo player | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
1044 | We have decided to introduce the good folk of this building to live elevator music. | 1.2927 | 0.04055 | 164 | 121 | 38 | 5 |
1045 | Come on in! Live elevator music on every ride. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
1046 | March on in. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1047 | Muzak is down. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1048 | Why the worried look - there are 76 cornets right behind. | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1049 | Wait for the flute section if you want to go to the top floors. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1050 | One tuba player says to the other tuba player, ''that was a low blow'!' The other player says, 'Thanks!' | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1051 | Sorry, there’s no room-pah-pah. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1052 | They’re having a BOGO in the Sousaphone department. | 1.2919 | 0.04632 | 161 | 125 | 25 | 11 |
1053 | Elevator music, am I right? | 1.2919 | 0.03855 | 161 | 126 | 28 | 7 |
1054 | Better take the stairs. Sousaphone convention is in town. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1055 | No, we each ordered a tube a glue. | 1.2919 | 0.03701 | 161 | 123 | 34 | 4 |
1056 | At least they're not banjos. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1057 | Haven't you ever seen live Muzak. | 1.2919 | 0.03371 | 161 | 119 | 41 | 1 |
1058 | Come on in. You're the next guest on 'Two Tubas in an Elevator' podcast. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 117 | 41 | 3 |
1059 | We like a Sousa tune. How about you? | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1060 | 'I'm sorry we're late for the audition, but my son couldn't find his sousaphone.' | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1061 | You didn't see a guy with a big hat and a baton on this floor, did you? | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1062 | The next car is filled with deck chairs. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1063 | Is this the floor for the team building exercise? | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1064 | You pay good money to live here. The least we can do is step up the elevator music. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
1065 | yeah-the pied piper guy works for small infestations, but for the larger rodents you need two tubas team. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1066 | Our unit doesn’t have a balcony. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1067 | Sorry, there is only room for a flutist. | 1.2919 | 0.03804 | 161 | 118 | 40 | 3 |
1068 | Take the next one, it's just the oboe section. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 117 | 41 | 3 |
1069 | Sorry we're at sax capacity. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1070 | Tuba, or not tuba, that is the question, Todd. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1071 | You'll never think of 'elevator music' the same way again. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1072 | Well, if you hum a few bars, we can try. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 117 | 41 | 3 |
1073 | We’re taking social distancing to the next level | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1074 | We never go up. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1075 | We're doing the theme from Jaws all over town to help warn the public of the impending doom. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1076 | Stay six feet back or this thing's gonna blow. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1077 | Sorry, your bag is too big. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1078 | Welcome to 30 seconds of serenity. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1079 | It’s safe. Sousaphone players naturally social distance. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1080 | Since the philharmonic closed, we're moonlighting as social distancing regulators. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1081 | Um Pah Um Pah to you, Um Pah Um Pah to you, Um Pah Um Pah dear Randy Um Pah Um Pah to you. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1082 | Turns out 'Two Tubas' was a typo... | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1083 | Sorry going up to E flat | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1084 | Sorry, we thought this was the contrabassment. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 125 | 30 | 6 |
1085 | Excellent acoustics. | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1086 | We're looking for a large number of trombones. Seventy-six, if you must know. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1087 | The next one should have more room - it’s just trumpets. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1088 | I think you should take the stairs, there are 76 trombones yet to come | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1089 | Congratulations! You’re the 1,000,000th person to take this elevator! | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1090 | Have you tried taking the stairs with a tuba? | 1.2919 | 0.03804 | 161 | 116 | 43 | 2 |
1091 | We're experimenting with LIVE elevator music. | 1.2919 | 0.03804 | 161 | 116 | 43 | 2 |
1092 | Going sharp or flat? | 1.2919 | 0.03804 | 161 | 125 | 30 | 6 |
1093 | And welcome, sir, to Oompah Suites. Be sure to try our incomparable wake-up service. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1094 | They ran out of face masks. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1095 | Sorry, there's no room, but the acoustics are amazing in here! | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1096 | You may want to wait for the flutes | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
1097 | I hope you play the Flute.” | 1.2919 | 0.03804 | 161 | 127 | 29 | 5 |
1098 | Hop on; Life's a toot | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1099 | Elevator Music by John Philip Sousa | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
1100 | Seventy six trombones? Fifth floor. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1101 | We're here for the Octubafest. | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
1102 | Nobody's getting discovered today, Earl. This flash mob business is rubbish. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1103 | We were hired to replace that ridiculous elevator music. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1104 | Looks like someone forgot it was Tuba Tuesday. | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1105 | We've been keeping people six feet away since the Carter Administration! | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1106 | We're going to the bassment. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1107 | Hey, have you seen about 76 trombones get off this elevator recently? | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1108 | We're testing out a new feature: elevator music with surround sound. | 1.2919 | 0.03485 | 161 | 123 | 35 | 3 |
1109 | You might want to get the next one. We practice in here. | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1110 | Don't suppose you've seen a marching band around here somewhere. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 117 | 41 | 3 |
1111 | If you'd prefer something more soothing, Burt Bacharach is in the other elevator. | 1.2919 | 0.03804 | 161 | 116 | 43 | 2 |
1112 | We just came in to touch bass. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
1113 | Going Ump Pa Pa Ump PaPa? | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1114 | Well, the seating isn’t ideal, but you won’t believe the acoustics! | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1115 | It might be a while, the conductor just let everyone know we'll be working from home. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1116 | Elevator music used to be so boring | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 119 | 38 | 4 |
1117 | The middle elevator is mariachi, if you don't mind a crowd. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1118 | They told us to play something uplifting. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1119 | Hey 6ft buddy. I swear one step closer and I will blow it. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
1120 | We are having treble finding our floor. | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
1121 | This pandemic blows. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1122 | Sorry - we thought that the company brass were meeting up here. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1123 | Have you heard the word of our Lord in B-major? | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1124 | It's a new policy. For some reason the Co-Op Board seems to think that tuba-distancing will be more effective than social distancing. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
1125 | Our tooting keeps everyone at least 6 feet away! | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 119 | 38 | 4 |
1126 | We go as high as our pitch allows. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
1127 | Bill, how can we be an elevator tuba trio if you keep forgetting your instrument? | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1128 | Actually, "social distance" has never been an issue for tuba players. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1129 | We're headed up to see the top brass. | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
1130 | Just until Muzak comes back up. Any requests? | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
1131 | I would use the stairs, the piano is coming. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
1132 | The acoustics are really great. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1133 | God I hate elevator music! | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
1134 | Is this the floor for the Narcolepsy Symposium? | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
1135 | Promise! We won't play a note while you are in. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
1136 | You've been served | 1.2893 | 0.03716 | 159 | 114 | 44 | 1 |
1137 | This is live elevator music | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
1138 | Sorry, no room unless you just play the piccolo. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
1139 | I understand the big rolls of toilet paper, but why are you hoarding swimming rings? | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1140 | They told us there’s not going to be a college football season this year. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1141 | If you’re trying to get to Carnegie Hall, it’s this way. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
1142 | Sorry, pal — this elevator is for brass only. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
1143 | We've been sheltering in place! Use the stairs. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1144 | That's John behind me. I'm Philip. Are you Sousa? | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1145 | We’re the new elevator music. | 1.2885 | 0.04267 | 156 | 117 | 33 | 6 |
1146 | Elevator music, another good idea, in theory | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
1147 | Muzak's broken. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1148 | We figured it was the most effective way to keep social distance. | 1.2866 | 0.03839 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
1149 | You may want to wait for the piccolo section. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1150 | It's the Corona Duet! | 1.2866 | 0.04612 | 157 | 122 | 25 | 10 |
1151 | Did you happen to see seventy six trombones on this floor? | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
1152 | And they double as social distancing suits. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1153 | Don't worry; they have filters. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 118 | 34 | 5 |
1154 | Woodwinds? Next car. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1155 | Six feet away or we'll blow our tops! | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1156 | Have you forgotten your Tuba? | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1157 | Do you have any idea what "shelter in place" all day means in a small apartment with two tuba players? | 1.2866 | 0.03839 | 157 | 114 | 41 | 2 |
1158 | This is to inform you we have cleaned the elevator with wipes. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1159 | Keep your distance! | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1160 | We are willing to do what it takes to have 6 feet of social distancing! | 1.2866 | 0.03620 | 157 | 120 | 34 | 3 |
1161 | This elevator’s only for the BIG BRASS, buddy. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1162 | Get the next one we are rehearsing. | 1.2866 | 0.03944 | 157 | 117 | 36 | 4 |
1163 | The acoustics are better in here | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1164 | My wife and I have social distancing horns and we're not afraid to use them! | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1165 | Which floor is tuba removal? | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
1166 | We don't play.They just keep us at a social distance. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
1167 | We forgot the key. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
1168 | I thought there was only ONE politician that has to Blow his own horn all the time... | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1169 | That wasn't a fart, it's safe to come in. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1170 | We’re going upstairs to pitch “YouTuba” to investors. Wanna come, too? | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1171 | Sorry. We can’t go up. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1172 | Sorry buddy — auditions are closed. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1173 | If anyone should ask...the answer is twenty flutists, or eleven violinists, or two tuba players. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1174 | S'matter, Mac, never seen two Sousaphones in a elevator before? | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1175 | I can see you're not part of the convention. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1176 | Whew. What a relief. We were worried about fitting a third tuba in here. | 1.2866 | 0.03839 | 157 | 114 | 41 | 2 |
1177 | Just when I thought elevator rides couldn't get more awkward. | 1.2866 | 0.03620 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1178 | They sure are taking elevator music to a whole new level! | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 118 | 34 | 5 |
1179 | I'd advise you to stay 6 feet back. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1180 | You might want to let it air out for a minute. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1181 | Just doing our part for social distancing. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1182 | Bagpipes? That's the other elevator. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1183 | We're trying a new take on elevator music. | 1.2866 | 0.03944 | 157 | 115 | 39 | 3 |
1184 | We're providing positive air pressure. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1185 | This meets building code until the automated bell is fixed | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
1186 | Step into euphonium | 1.2866 | 0.04612 | 157 | 122 | 25 | 10 |
1187 | Press up, would you? The Doppler effect is awesome at the end. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1188 | Sure, make fun but this is the safest place in America! | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1189 | Will you be wanting Oompah or smooth jazz? | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1190 | The roof top concert starts at 7pm. Balcony seats only! | 1.2866 | 0.03620 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1191 | May I horn in? | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1192 | ‘..or press L for easy listening.’ | 1.2866 | 0.03731 | 157 | 113 | 43 | 1 |
1193 | Sorry, we're holding it for the drum corps. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1194 | We've got room if you've got ear plugs. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1195 | Muzak is out of order. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1196 | There's 74 more waiting downstairs. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 119 | 33 | 5 |
1197 | Tuba be or not tuba be | 1.2866 | 0.04786 | 157 | 124 | 21 | 12 |
1198 | Sorry... This elevator is reserved for just us “Top Brass” | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1199 | The drummers are Zooming in from home. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1200 | Oh, we’re not going up; this is our rehearsal space. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1201 | No worries, the acoustics are better when the doors close. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1202 | It’s an intimate audience but the acoustics are amazing. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1203 | We're delivering two more ventilators from the President! | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
1204 | Come on, Ed. We’re fortunate enough to be able to work from home. | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
1205 | Take a picture it’ll last longer. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1206 | We're looking for the Sousa's apartment. | 1.2866 | 0.03731 | 157 | 113 | 43 | 1 |
1207 | Basically, the sousaphone is a tuba. The difference is that the instrument will fit around your body. One might wonder why it is called the sousaphone when it is basically a tuba. The instrument is named after..." "I will wait for the next one." | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1208 | Oh no! We’re in treble. | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1209 | We've had great success where drugs haven't worked. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1210 | This hotel hired us for wake up calls. | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1211 | For twenty bucks, we won’t play ‘Flight of the Bumblebee’ on your way up | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1212 | We’re here to resolve your complaint about the current elevator music. | 1.2866 | 0.03731 | 157 | 113 | 43 | 1 |
1213 | Tubas are on the ground floor. You will find piccolos higher up. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1214 | Ever hear “Dueling Banjos” played on two Sousaphones in an elevator? Well... neither have we. | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
1215 | Have you seen anyone with a French horn? | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
1216 | We're here for the W.H.O ventilator tryouts. | 1.2866 | 0.04612 | 157 | 122 | 25 | 10 |
1217 | You social distance your way and we’ll do it ours! | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
1218 | We're here to entertain the folks in the intensive care unit. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1219 | You can catch us on YourTube | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
1220 | Floor, please? And a one and a two. . . | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1221 | It was the only way we could maintain 6 feet of space in this city. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1222 | We received complaints about the drab elevator music. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
1223 | This elevator is reserved for the top brass. | 1.2857 | 0.04439 | 154 | 120 | 25 | 9 |
1224 | Plenty of room for another elevator music aficionado. | 1.2857 | 0.03878 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1225 | Suzy phoned, is she still in? | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
1226 | They said to keep at least a tuba-length away from each other. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
1227 | Don’t tell me— You knew this day would come. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1228 | Yes Sir, this is an upgrade exculsive to The Trump Hotel. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1229 | Next we'd like to play the Bert Kaempfert version of "A Theme From a Summer Place". | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
1230 | Sorry -- our masks are at the cleaners. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
1231 | You'll have a blast! | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1232 | Im sorry sir,you may experience some Tubalence while using this elevator. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1233 | Welcome to elevator #3. We’re tonight’s entertainment! | 1.2857 | 0.03652 | 154 | 110 | 44 | 0 |
1234 | Its the new busking; we stop when you tip | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1235 | Up on the Roof" is the name of the song? | 1.2857 | 0.03878 | 154 | 120 | 29 | 5 |
1236 | If they had to lay me off, an email would have sufficed. | 1.2848 | 0.04734 | 151 | 118 | 23 | 10 |
1237 | Yes, that's right, son. So now you know. Please don't tell your mother. It would just kill her. | 1.2839 | 0.04554 | 155 | 120 | 26 | 9 |
1238 | 'We left the women in the cartoon upstairs.' | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
1239 | Sorry, I don't think we have the bandwidth to let you in | 1.2829 | 0.04218 | 152 | 114 | 33 | 5 |
1240 | I’ll wait for the next one, I want Kenny G. | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
1241 | No, we’re going to 14. Some prick from woodwinds hit ever floor button. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
1242 | Did you order a couple of lifebuoys and a giant pair of binoculars? | 1.2829 | 0.04888 | 152 | 121 | 19 | 12 |
1243 | #MeTuba prophylactic gear for when you need a little extra space. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1244 | What do you think of the live elevator music upgrade ? | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
1245 | Step in, bub. Just be aware that me an’ my brother Arvin will be practicing on these beauties up through the 81st floor. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
1246 | To enforce physical distancing, the city has mandated protective marching tubas in elevators. | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
1247 | ...and by the way, asshole, it’s a sousaphone, not a tuba. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1248 | We’re headed to the top floor. It’s reserved for the big brass. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1249 | Could you direct us to the apartment of the guy who placed an online order for a twin tuba-charger? | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
1250 | Sorry, this elevator's only for the top brass. | 1.2829 | 0.04706 | 152 | 119 | 23 | 10 |
1251 | We're here to change your perception about elevator music... | 1.2829 | 0.04218 | 152 | 114 | 33 | 5 |
1252 | You can’t bring that satchel on here. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1253 | The Latin plural is "tube." | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1254 | May we suggest a ninth floor favorite, Strike Up The Band? | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1255 | Well, what you were you expecting? 76 trombones! | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1256 | Stop, don’t come in, we’re quarantined! | 1.2810 | 0.04091 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
1257 | Sorry, your man purse, it's - annoying. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1258 | Tubas have been repelling the opposite sex from us for long enough, figured we'd use it for social distancing too. | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
1259 | Any chance you play piccolo? | 1.2800 | 0.03678 | 150 | 112 | 36 | 2 |
1260 | It's been out of service for hours but the acoustics are very good. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1261 | These are sousaphones, man. We can't go up! | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1262 | I'd take the next one unless you want your ears ringing for three weeks. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1263 | Going up, but this car does enforce social distancing. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1264 | We're not really excited about it either. | 1.2800 | 0.03678 | 150 | 112 | 36 | 2 |
1265 | Don't worry, we live together. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1266 | Don’t you look foolish without your Sousaphone? | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1267 | Wrong floor. Tuba competition is on the next floor. | 1.2800 | 0.03798 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1268 | Ready, Aim, ! | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1269 | Do join us. You'll have a blast. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1270 | Muzak is down so we're taking requests. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1271 | Don't make me use this thing! Stay six feet back! | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1272 | Sorry, we only play on even floors | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1273 | Elevator music man, it's what we do" | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1274 | Did you order two tubas to go? | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1275 | We're taking elevator music to new heights. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1276 | Give us $20 and we won't play our tubas while you ride the elevator! | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1277 | Sorry, this one only goes to the bassment. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1278 | Heading to the Bass ment | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1279 | TUBAd the elevator's full. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1280 | Best not come in just now...we're about to play a duet. | 1.2800 | 0.04136 | 150 | 112 | 34 | 4 |
1281 | We take elevator music to a whole new level | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
1282 | Sure! We know "Don't Stand So Close to Me." | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1283 | We want to change your mind about elevator music. | 1.2800 | 0.04027 | 150 | 111 | 36 | 3 |
1284 | You might want to give it twelve feet. | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
1285 | We’re Muzak’s worst nightmare. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1286 | Who do you want to block out hearing? We are here to help | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1287 | Actually there are three of us. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1288 | I ordered only one. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1289 | In nice hotels, the elevator music is live and takes requests. | 1.2789 | 0.04128 | 147 | 112 | 30 | 5 |
1290 | We miss the trio. Without you, we're just the two-bas. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1291 | Welcome to the eighth circle of Hell, where there is nowhere to hide your farts and this god-awful elevator music never stops playing. | 1.2789 | 0.04184 | 147 | 110 | 33 | 4 |
1292 | These are the most advanced toilets ever made. | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
1293 | Our crescendo still only got us to the second floor. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1294 | We're here to fix your toilet seats. | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
1295 | No sir ,nobody farted, Lawrence had a sticky key. | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1296 | From our cold, dead hands. | 1.2789 | 0.04806 | 147 | 116 | 21 | 10 |
1297 | This elevator is going straight down to Hell. We’re the band. | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
1298 | Do you blow or fiddle with your instrument ? | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
1299 | It's a Life Preserver. It's a Tuba. All in one! | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
1300 | But we thought you said you needed test tubas!! | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
1301 | We're the pied tuba players, we're here to get rid of the rats on your floor." | 1.2781 | 0.04113 | 151 | 122 | 21 | 8 |
1302 | It’s like Muzak, only louder. | 1.2781 | 0.04004 | 151 | 112 | 36 | 3 |
1303 | I hear you buddy. The trombones kicked us out of the last elevator too. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
1304 | Management heard your complaints about the elevator music. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
1305 | It'll be a while -- there's a 100 piece marching band coming down behind us. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1306 | Care for some elevator music? | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
1307 | Be careful. This hospital ran out of PPE but they're trying to keep everyone entertained. | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1308 | There’s room for a piccolo in the back. | 1.2770 | 0.03814 | 148 | 108 | 39 | 1 |
1309 | We're the elevator music. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1310 | We're better than elevator music. We take requests. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
1311 | Going up? Tu-bad. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
1312 | Her singles ad said "Seeking YouTube" stars, not "You Tuba" stars. Some Miss Fancy Pants you have living here! | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
1313 | The Muzak system is down. Hop on. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
1314 | Wait, I thought our entrance wasn’t until the next floor! | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1315 | Any requests for your elevator music? | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1316 | That’s totally TUBAular bro! | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 112 | 32 | 4 |
1317 | What would you like to hear? | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1318 | Be warned! We don't put up with farters. | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 118 | 23 | 7 |
1319 | The funeral was amazingly short. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1320 | First it's a guy in a snorkel, then a guy in a scuba outfit, now two douchebags are trying to use Tubas in place of N95 masks. Fuck man, go ahead. I'll get the next one. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
1321 | You're lucky. The accordions got off on the last floor. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1322 | You guys dress pretty loud! | 1.2770 | 0.04777 | 148 | 117 | 21 | 10 |
1323 | Come on in, the instrument has a built-in social distancing feature. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
1324 | Listen. You carry a tuba, you’re already doing social distancing. | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
1325 | We are tubas. Of course we’re going down. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1326 | ... and the Thompson Tuba Twins nail social distancing. | 1.2770 | 0.03932 | 148 | 109 | 37 | 2 |
1327 | Think of it as eco-friendly pest control. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1328 | The Muzak is down. Would you prefer "Girl from Ipanema" or "Wichita Lineman" | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1329 | This is tuba much elevator music | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
1330 | Up or down? | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1331 | We found that this does insure social distancing when we're out and about. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
1332 | We play elevator music. What would you like to hear? | 1.2770 | 0.03932 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
1333 | We're on our way to the Battle of Little Big Horn. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
1334 | Oh hey Eric, you may want to catch the next one, we haven't disinfected our tubas yet. | 1.2770 | 0.03691 | 148 | 114 | 31 | 3 |
1335 | Tuba-ee or not tuba-ee, that is the question. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
1336 | LOUD IS A RELATIVE CONCEPT. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
1337 | You're welcome to squeeze in. But I gotta warn you, we're practicing the shark theme from Jaws. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1338 | We can squeeze you in if you play the piccolo. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1339 | Going up tempo? | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1340 | What number? | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1341 | Come on in, we're havin' a blast!" | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1342 | Elevator music at its finest. | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
1343 | You were expecting trombones? | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1344 | You're late. I already gave her the divorce papers" | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1345 | ...as low as you want to go! | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
1346 | Oh the Saints are marching in on the 4th Floor. Care to join? | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1347 | Good God, you dunce! They’re sousaphones! | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1348 | OK so we’re not six feet apart. You try it! | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
1349 | We’re just a couple of Blowhards. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1350 | Blowing Up ? | 1.2740 | 0.04714 | 146 | 115 | 22 | 9 |
1351 | You might want to avoid the rooftop bar. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1352 | We're going to the roof to herald the angels to save us from this pandemic. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1353 | Top brass... going up | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1354 | Sorry! We’re just blowing through town. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1355 | Going oom pa pa? | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1356 | No, no, this is the tuba car. Saxophones are at 11:39. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1357 | Do you mind? We are trying to make a TikTok! | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1358 | Tubad, no room | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1359 | Going Polka? | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1360 | Aren't you bringing the pipe organ? | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1361 | No, Sousaphones. Tubas are in shaft 6 | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1362 | Oh, chill. Percussion is already up there. | 1.2740 | 0.04183 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1363 | Yes, but it has great acoustics. | 1.2740 | 0.04183 | 146 | 110 | 32 | 4 |
1364 | Sure we take requests! How about 'Up, Up and Away" | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1365 | That’s not six feet. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1366 | Unless you play the piccolo, better to wait for the next one. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1367 | Going down. Way down. | 1.2740 | 0.04068 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1368 | Of course we’re going down. The up elevators have flutes. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1369 | The acoustics in here are amazing. | 1.2740 | 0.04068 | 146 | 109 | 34 | 3 |
1370 | But it's more fun with sound effects. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1371 | Sorry we have to fit 74 more of us in here. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1372 | Welcome! Do you wanna go up? Down? Or round and round? | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1373 | It's the only way the two of us could ensure social distancing on the elevator. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1374 | new elevator music again? | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1375 | We're helping out during the ventilator shortage. | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1376 | Epic Fails of the Witness Protection Program | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1377 | Haven't you ever heard of elevator music? | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1378 | The sousaphones ensure we're six feet apart. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1379 | The Muzak service went down. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1380 | We call it our 'social distanceizer" | 1.2740 | 0.04183 | 146 | 110 | 32 | 4 |
1381 | Did you press “oompa?” | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1382 | They're sousaphones, not tubas, and no, they don't double as flotation devices. | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1383 | How far down do you want to go? | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1384 | Can you call us a Tuber? | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1385 | Is it here where we can toot our own horn? | 1.2740 | 0.04068 | 146 | 111 | 31 | 4 |
1386 | This new tune will blow you away! | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1387 | We're Elevator Music live ... but stand back 6' to listen. | 1.2740 | 0.04068 | 146 | 109 | 34 | 3 |
1388 | It’s a little tiresome but it sure helps with social distancing. | 1.2740 | 0.04183 | 146 | 110 | 32 | 4 |
1389 | They were having a buy one get one free special at the gift shop. | 1.2740 | 0.04714 | 146 | 115 | 22 | 9 |
1390 | Wanna jam in here with us? | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1391 | Don’t do it | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1392 | Back to your apartment, sir. | 1.2740 | 0.04456 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
1393 | Do you know what floor the meditation room is on? | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
1394 | We can squeeze you in, if you hate yourself. | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1395 | We're here to oom-pah-pah you right back into self-quarantine, buster. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1396 | We'll be done shortly…it's the Minute Waltz. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1397 | Don't you just hate that canned elevator music? | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1398 | If you don't know the difference between a Sousaphone and a tuba, there's no room for you on this elevator. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
1399 | Requests $5. Saints $20 and no marching. | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1400 | Elevator operating for business, tuba playing for pleasure. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1401 | So, Mac ... How about 'It's a Small World, after all...' ? | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1402 | Yeah, it's kinds cramped, but the reverb's terrific! | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1403 | Elevator music for your Elevator pitch! | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1404 | We’re practicing social distancing | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1405 | Strings? Next car. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1406 | No, you don’t come in on four. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1407 | You know that saying about 2 people breaking wind in an elevator, well, you'll never know ! | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1408 | They were out of masks. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1409 | We were social distancing before it was popular. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1410 | No one likes elevator music. We give them a reason. | 1.2727 | 0.03992 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1411 | No, these are not prototype wearables. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1412 | Larry decided to wait for the next ride, hoping it would have more subtle elevator music | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1413 | Maybe take the next one? This one only goes up to the top brass. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1414 | Come right on in. We're having a blast! | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1415 | You look tired . Do you want us to wake you up? | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1416 | Is Oom Pah Pah Industries on this floor? | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1417 | Don't worry mate, we can reach your flat going down or up. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1418 | It's a good gig. Has its highs and lows. Mostly lows. | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1419 | Please help us, we can’t reach the buttons. | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1420 | Musical Stay In Place Enforcement Squad. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1421 | Not sure if I can horn my way in there. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1422 | And oompah to you, buddy. Now wait for the mellophones. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1423 | Nothing personal but Sousaphones are notoriously difficult to sanitize. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1424 | OK. That's enough practice. Is this the way to Carnegie Hall? | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1425 | We're the new elevator music 2.0. | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1426 | We're increasing our lung capacity so we won't need ventilators if we test positive. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
1427 | We’re going down, like Titanic, but we’ll play your request. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1428 | I'm not that horny! | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1429 | Won't she be surprised! | 1.2727 | 0.03992 | 143 | 106 | 35 | 2 |
1430 | We need more treble...what's in the satchel | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1431 | In retrospect, Muzak wasn't so bad." | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1432 | Six feet or we BLOW you back! | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
1433 | If you want it in the key of "F", you'll have to wait for the express! | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1434 | If this doesn't work for social distancing, I don't know what will. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1435 | We've got a meeting with the top brass | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1436 | We'll be here every day this week to prevent crowds from forming in the hallways. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
1437 | We heard that the Mariachi band cancelled. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
1438 | Essential personnel only. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
1439 | You know that phrase, 'it's a long way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll?' Well, it'll feel a lot longer in here if you hate polka." | 1.2727 | 0.03737 | 143 | 115 | 23 | 5 |
1440 | Back six feet or we'll toot! | 1.2727 | 0.04880 | 143 | 114 | 19 | 10 |
1441 | ...Tuba convention? No, that's at the Ritz...Crosstown. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
1442 | Have you seen a Drum Major around here anywhere? | 1.2721 | 0.04269 | 147 | 112 | 30 | 5 |
1443 | You sure you want to jam in here? | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1444 | The acoustics are even better than in the bathroom! C'mon in. | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1445 | Just because we toot for a living doesn't make it okay to do it in an elevator, Geoff. | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1446 | Just came back from a New Year’s Eve party! What did we miss? | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1447 | Sorry, little man. This elevator is reserved for the brass. | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1448 | It's illegal to have just one tuba. You could be facing tuba litigation. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1449 | I call this little ditty, "Social Distancing". | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1450 | Actually we’re a barbershop duet with tuba costumes. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1451 | We won low bid for live elevator music (limit: two riders, please!) | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1452 | It helps us maintain social distancing. | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
1453 | This is the express elevator to the bass-ment. | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1454 | Nothing enforces social distancing quite like a sousaphone and a sousaphone player with only two lessons under his belt. | 1.2695 | 0.04815 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
1455 | It's our new social distancing strategy: Take two Susaphones and call us in the morning. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1456 | Nice place to practice, but it does have its ups and downs. | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1457 | Look, if you don't appreciate live muzak, there's always the freight elevator | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1458 | Well, you can’t always get what you want. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1459 | Our elevator pitch is low E-flat. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1460 | Now in stereo. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1461 | I've heard of horny, but this is ridiculous | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1462 | The sheet music called for a Doppler effect. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1463 | Sorry, we only do rap music. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1464 | Yes, playing the tuba has its ups and downs. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1465 | Well, if it's just a piccolo, OK. | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
1466 | George, get a load of this idiot with the messenger bag. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1467 | We're here to play a dirge for Bonwit Teller. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1468 | We're here to play that losing sound from "The Price is Right" any time you try to talk to that girl from 4F. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1469 | Suddenly, Doug realized that the CDC's new recommendation promoting homemade face-masks had gone too far... | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1470 | We don't play elevator music. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1471 | Is this G? | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1472 | You can squeeze in, we're going to the roof. | 1.2681 | 0.04183 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
1473 | It's our own take on elevator music. | 1.2681 | 0.04055 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1474 | And now your new experience in elevator music! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1475 | How's your hearing? | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1476 | Tuba, tuba, two by two may I ride with you? | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1477 | Take the next elevator for Bach | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1478 | Do you mind if we practice on the way up? | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1479 | Elevator’s full. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1480 | We're full. Tuba bad! | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 116 | 12 | 10 |
1481 | Going dooooown! | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1482 | Better take the next one buddy. There are 74 more of us waiting in the lobby | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1483 | It's this. Or, you can buy the stairway to heaven. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1484 | There's only room if you play the piccolo. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1485 | “We’re from Hell, just an annoying tuba-playing kind of Hell.” | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1486 | Is this lingerie? | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1487 | Come on. We'll play 'Dueling Tubas' for you on the way down. | 1.2681 | 0.04183 | 138 | 104 | 31 | 3 |
1488 | It's a new spin on elevator music | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1489 | Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to... | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1490 | Fully appreciated but at some point they'll probably just go with a ding to announce each floor. | 1.2681 | 0.03922 | 138 | 104 | 32 | 2 |
1491 | We don't know how to play - it's just for social distancing. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1492 | We're six beats apart | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1493 | We are taking the elevator music to a new level. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1494 | I guess they changed the elevator music. | 1.2681 | 0.04055 | 138 | 103 | 33 | 2 |
1495 | No one appreciates good elevator music these days. | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1496 | I don't think that's what the boss meant when he said the company's hit a low note. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1497 | Good way to enforce the 6 foot limit! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1498 | Come in. It gives transcendental acoustic! | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1499 | While most people stream music, podcasts, videos and games... Elevator music stages a daring, dramatic comeback! | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1500 | We've decided to show COVID-19 who's boss._ | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1501 | Excuse me Sir, do you know which floor is hosting the Tuba convention? | 1.2681 | 0.04055 | 138 | 106 | 29 | 3 |
1502 | Sorry. Heavy metal only. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1503 | The *ding* broke. Until the work crew fixes it, we'll be playing for all the door openings. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1504 | Wait a minute or two. There should be enough room with the piccolos. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1505 | Did you happen to see 76 Trombone players? | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1506 | What floor’s the parade on? | 1.2681 | 0.04055 | 138 | 103 | 33 | 2 |
1507 | The acoustics are uplifting. | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1508 | It’s totally tubular, man.” | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1509 | We turned too soon. | 1.2671 | 0.04042 | 146 | 110 | 33 | 3 |
1510 | Pardon us. Just trying to nail down our elevator pitch. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1511 | We've had some ups and downs this year. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
1512 | Is this considered aerosol-generating? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1513 | Well,it would've been unlikely a couple months ago,but now,even a slow tuba duet can be seen as a lively high spot in your day. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1514 | Just another day at the office. Today we are working on a new form of elevator music. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1515 | Is this A-flat? | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1516 | It helps with the social distancing thing | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 108 | 24 | 4 |
1517 | OMG! They take elevator music very seriously. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
1518 | Sorry the quarantine only allows two tubas in the elevator, you’ll have to wait for the next one | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1519 | Bell’s broken | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1520 | It looks really bad. Why would you even come to work without your instrument? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1521 | Getting down. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1522 | The management doesn't allow bagpipes. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1523 | Well, Yes. They're supposed to be tubas, or Sousaphones. But the artist didn't really know how to draw one. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1524 | Are you going to B Flat? | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1525 | Welcome to Macy's. You're our lucky third customer. Enjoy the Sousa. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1526 | We're in social distancing enforcement | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1527 | No, we can't share the elevator. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1528 | It might seem unusual, but he's my understudy. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1529 | Come in, Sousa wrote some wonderful elevator music. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1530 | We're trying to hit a low note. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
1531 | Did you see last weeks three submissions for the caption contest? Weren't they the lousiest ones you've ever seen. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1532 | Let's practice social distancing: you shouldn't hear us. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1533 | You the one with the bad lease? | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1534 | Come on in! But be careful when we swing round and march to the back. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1535 | I thought it was the ideal way to practice social distancing, until I found Bertram had the same idea. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1536 | Could you press the button again please ? We’re trying to tune with the ding. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1537 | You wouldn't happen to be a conductor, would you? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1538 | Sure it is social distancing gear. Nobody will want to be near us if we sneeze while playing. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1539 | come on in and make a request- we are the Muzak | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1540 | Seems to be an echo in here. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1541 | You bet your brass we can make room! | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1542 | Next stop Ground Floor! We’ll play you out. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
1543 | Two horny players going down... | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1544 | Sir, would you happen to know if the ventilator design hackathon is on this floor? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1545 | Can you sing? | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1546 | Because they seem to encourage social distancing. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1547 | Yeah, the elevator music is live now. The cellos are in the next car if you prefer ... | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1548 | Sixth floor...Tuba, Sousa, Lollapalooza | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1549 | Its elevator music in general you're opposed to ? | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1550 | Ooo you’re just in time to hear the Theme from Love Story! | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1551 | Horizontal Sousaphones for social distancing. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1552 | Do you know Fugue in G Minor by Bach? | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
1553 | Here’s a little something by the band Chicago. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
1554 | Our low key quarantine does have its ups and downs. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1555 | Are you Professor Harold Hill? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1556 | The strings are in the next elevator. We are self isolating by section. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1557 | Going down or berserk. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1558 | Come on in dude--and get your freak on! | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1559 | Hi, we're the two tubas going to two. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1560 | Hop in! We're just trying to see how low we can go. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1561 | What do you mean "what was that?" That was the tuba duet version of Love in An Elevator! Duh! | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1562 | Where is your tuba? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1563 | We got stuck somewhere between here and fourth floor. Please don't tell me the Titanic left without us. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1564 | The piccolos are rehearsing in the next elevator. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1565 | They're getting serious about social distancing upstairs. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1566 | Do you mind if we practice while you ride? | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1567 | It's legal, we're in the Brass family. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1568 | We have room for a piccolo. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1569 | You say tuba,I say sousaphone. We could call the whole thing off! | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1570 | I see you forgot your Tuba. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1571 | No one expects it, but we're a marching band too. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1572 | Who would have expected two tubas?? | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1573 | OMG, NOAH’S ELEVATOR! | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1574 | We used to be called social outcasts | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1575 | Guess you didn’t see the latest advice from the CDC. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1576 | Yes, one of them is named Tubby. How did you know? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1577 | DING! | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 107 | 25 | 4 |
1578 | Before you say anything, have you tried drawing a tuba from memory? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1579 | Just room for a piccolo. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1580 | I’m not joking, tubas are buy one get one free on the 3rd floor! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1581 | Six feet, or you lose your eardrums! | 1.2647 | 0.03498 | 136 | 110 | 22 | 4 |
1582 | Yes, we're going down! | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1583 | Sorry, we only have room for a drummer. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1584 | The elevator music recording studio's closed; we're working from home. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1585 | We’re Muzak with some oompah! | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1586 | Social distancing. We couldn't find bagpipes. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1587 | Six Feet! Six Feet! | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1588 | Is this where we pitch swimming pool inflatables? | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1589 | We're going swimming. Wanna come with? | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 110 | 20 | 6 |
1590 | It’s cool, we play ska! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1591 | There's Trouble in Co-op City. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1592 | It’s not ideal, but this was the closest thing we could find to n95 masks. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1593 | Come on in! We've got room for one flute or two piccolos. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1594 | I'm sorry. We only play elevator music. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1595 | Here for the buy one get one sale? | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1596 | Don’t worry, we’ve been coughing into the tubas. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1597 | They wanted elevator music that also encouraged social distancing. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1598 | For social distancing, I think that we've proved that two is better than one. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1599 | Have you seen the baton twirler? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1600 | Sorry, we’re practicing social distancing. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1601 | Lower Level? | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1602 | This is a five star hotel. We don't just pipe in prerecorded elevator music. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1603 | You'll take the next one. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1604 | You guys hiring? | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1605 | We're looking for our entrance. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1606 | I’m sorry, only two people at a time are allowed on. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1607 | It's very effective. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1608 | Two ba' or not Two ba', that is the question! | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1609 | Hey, quarantine is quarantine. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1610 | Three is a crowd. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1611 | Come on in. I'm Jim. Behind me is Bill...he's a brass-hole. | 1.2612 | 0.03954 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1612 | Hey buddy, I got a wedgie I can't reach, help me out. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1613 | We can't fit another brass but we could maybe squeeze in a woodwind. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1614 | We’re needing to leave. We couldn’t get by the metal detector. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1615 | You don’t really care for music, do you? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1616 | Da Saints. We're Marchin In | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1617 | You got masks for those things? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1618 | That's right, we're the top brass. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1619 | Yes, I did toot in the elevator. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1620 | Our spit valve etiquette is at an all time high. | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1621 | Step in. We're spreading the coronavirus in a big way. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1622 | Come on in, there's plenty of room | 1.2612 | 0.03338 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1623 | Blowing up or down? | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1624 | I'll just take the stairs. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1625 | S'matta'? Never heard of elevator music? | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1626 | Mr Spielberg ? We’ve had a great idea for a film. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1627 | I'm sorry, it's 2 horny in there for me to come inside." "Are you sure Jerry? there's some space in the back." "But you guys got your hands on your instruments in a public space." "We just toot and blow...just plug your nose and face the door." | 1.2612 | 0.03502 | 134 | 115 | 13 | 6 |
1628 | I will need something stronger than the n95 facemask to avoid these droplets. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1629 | It's the new condo rule to enforce social distancing in the elevator. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1630 | Welcome to the 18th. floor Elevator Concert. We're here for two weeks. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1631 | If I play a B-flat, you will be... well, you know | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1632 | You don't need an instrument for the party on 31. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1633 | Grandpa was in the orchestra on the Titanic. Grandma insists we wear these. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1634 | We're going 'um-pah' | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1635 | Come in if you have a shoehorn. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1636 | Practicing in here has really brought our sound to another level. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1637 | ''Which way to the pool ?" | 1.2612 | 0.03809 | 134 | 112 | 17 | 5 |
1638 | But David, the email said we’re meeting with the big brass | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1639 | Elevator's full. Too-baaaad. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
1640 | You'll be floored by this next number. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1641 | I'll take the next movement | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1642 | Would you like The Final Countdown or Livin’ on a Prayer? | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1643 | If you thought singing in the shower was good... | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1644 | Ooh, look at this cool guy, messenger bag, untucked shirt. Ooh, real tough. Either take a drink, motherfucker, or get off my stage | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1645 | No, those are smaller. This is the Sousaphone car. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1646 | Hey, Gen Z‘er, move! The droplets from these babies fly 60 feet, further with a low F. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1647 | We were told to come in on four. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1648 | Don't worry, there are seventy-six trombones right behind. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
1649 | I'll just wait for the next one | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1650 | We've been a duo, ever since we had our tubas tied " Submitted by Catherine Sauve Ottawa, Ontario, Canad | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1651 | We walk into a bar... | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1652 | Thanks! When the door closes, just leave the pizza and walk away . | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1653 | We have our marching orders. What's your excuse? | 1.2576 | 0.03969 | 132 | 99 | 32 | 1 |
1654 | Best way to carry a tune. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1655 | Phil? | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1656 | Going down? | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1657 | Just when I thought things couldn't get any lower, we reached the bass-ment. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1658 | From the top! | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1659 | Can you hum the first few bars...? | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1660 | Yeah yeah. Like we’ve never heard that one before. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1661 | We suggest the stairs; your ears' health hinge on our benevolence in here. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1662 | Is this the floor of the Jones' funeral? | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1663 | Is this the floor for lingerie? | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1664 | The next car is for man bags. | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1665 | Your choice -- take the next one or have the sousaphone experience of a lifetime. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1666 | Yes, we've grown tubescent, but we can make room for you, too. | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1667 | I'd take the next one if I were you. This one's gonna blow. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1668 | They seemed upbeat enough, but I’ll wait for the euphoniums. | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1669 | They say it kills the virus. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1670 | Wait til you see the 76 trombones! | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1671 | Is this the Berman Bar Mitzvah ? | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
1672 | Sorry, this is the sousaphone elevator. The tuba elevator is to your right. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1673 | We're just filling in while they're fixing the Muzak | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1674 | No, wise guy, this is NOT the intubation ward. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1675 | Don't worry, we studied harmony and counterpoint at Julliard." | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1676 | A job is a job, ok? | 1.2558 | 0.04159 | 129 | 98 | 29 | 2 |
1677 | Are you interested in participating in Phase 1 of the antibody delivery program? | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1678 | I was like you once, carefree and happy, then she said "put this on and I'll be your friend", but I don't believe her. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1679 | Take the stairs up, the trombones and trumpets are next. | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1680 | I'm telling ya, they won't even need a caption for this one. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1681 | No, these are sousaphones. Tubas are in the other elevator. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1682 | I recommend taking the stairs, the Boston Pops is performing at the rooftop bar in an hour. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1683 | We're the first-responder team from the Ghostbusters. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1684 | Because Muzak is for sissies. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1685 | What do you think we're doing. We're going up! | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1686 | You'll have to find another arrangement. | 1.2520 | 0.03868 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
1687 | Our socially distancing ensemble is suddenly catching on | 1.2520 | 0.04026 | 127 | 96 | 30 | 1 |
1688 | Do you play the piccolo? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1689 | This is the only place that the neighbors will allow us to rehearse. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1690 | We get off at 49, OK | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1691 | Seen a triangle, short, annoying? If you do, tell him Bob and Al are looking for him. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1692 | We got the last two Lysol dispensers. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1693 | We may not look like essential workers, but we play a mean duet. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1694 | Come on in - you're just in time for the finale. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1695 | An octave higher or an octave lower? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1696 | Headed to the Bass-ment | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1697 | I picked a good day to have a burrito for lunch. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1698 | Social distancing devices, yes sir. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1699 | Sorry! You came in behind the beat. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1700 | You may want to wait for the next car. It has the piccolo player. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1701 | The people in the penthouse think low frequencies kill the Covid19 virus. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1702 | We didn't have a choice. The other elevator is Baroque. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1703 | We will be picking up another tuba on the next floor. | 1.2520 | 0.03868 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
1704 | Sorry to blow you off, but we’re full. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1705 | It's a great way to keep our Social distancing. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1706 | Hope you’re the piccolo player | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1707 | So, is the all you can eat dinner menu as good as they say ? | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1708 | Hold the Covid-19 jokes. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1709 | No, actually, they're sousaphones. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1710 | Going up while tuning up. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1711 | Who ordered Hooters? | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1712 | We find it's very effective for social distancing. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1713 | What happened to elevator senior hour? | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1714 | This elevator is for the top brass. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1715 | The hotel didn't pay their Muzak licensing bill. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1716 | We are the elevator music. Still working out the logistics! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1717 | It's the only way we ever get to play higher notes. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1718 | Is this the lobby? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1719 | Well, we can’t play the trains these days. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1720 | That's one way to keep people six feet away from you, Bob | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1721 | Wanna hear our Covid fight song?! | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1722 | The chime's broken again. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1723 | Don't worry--you'll be able to hear us from twenty-seven feet away. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1724 | I know we're not allowed up here but please tell us: what happened to the good boy after he got his well-deserved fudge? | 1.2520 | 0.03868 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1725 | 'Where's the Colo-rectal Surgeons meeting room? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1726 | And the band played on. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1727 | Where's the Exec Suite for the big brass? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1728 | New social distancing measures. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1729 | Brass section only, sir. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1730 | Hey, you wanna take a ride with the top brass? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1731 | Not THAT kind of horny! | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1732 | We accept tips not to play. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1733 | It's to boost morale. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1734 | Please come in, we've replaced the elevator music with a sousaphone duet and would appreciate your opinion. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1735 | We had to play somewhere. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1736 | Womp, wooooomp | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1737 | YOU MAY WANT TO WEAR EARPLUGS. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1738 | Did you order the escort? | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1739 | This elevator really blows. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1740 | Hey it beats busking on the L train | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1741 | C'mon in - you'll help deaden the sound. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1742 | No masks available so we figured this would keep people away | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1743 | The Philharmonic is in social isolation | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1744 | For a C-note we won’t play a single note | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1745 | Where the hell is your tuba? | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1746 | We got tired of marching up the stairs. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1747 | If you think this is crowded, wait till the percussion section | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1748 | Have the other 74 already arrived ? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1749 | Yeah, I know, but apparently we’re f***ing essential | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1750 | These are our home made respirators | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1751 | The acoustics in here are up and down. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1752 | Did you order the tubagram? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1753 | Was that you? | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1754 | What were you expecting, muzak | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1755 | Why don't I just work from home like everybody else? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1756 | We’ve been replaced by a phone app. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1757 | Please don't sneeze | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1758 | Our seventy six trombones exceeded capacity. | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1759 | The speakers are down. We're the new elevator music. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1760 | It's OK. From the mouthpiece to the bell is three feet. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1761 | It's our way of practicing social distancing. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1762 | One minute the 76 trombones were in front of us, ... | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1763 | Which way are Tuba Aerobics? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1764 | I'm getting out of this lease one way or another. | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1765 | The big boss just gave us our marching orders. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1766 | This is as low as we can go. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1767 | It's uplifting music. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1768 | We don’t play, but it’s great for social distancing | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1769 | We were getting complaints about the muzak. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1770 | Going Oooomp? | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1771 | We heard they were making a comeback. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1772 | You were expecting maybe the New York Philharmonic? | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1773 | The ship went down. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1774 | Join us! We’re headed to a gigantic desk concert. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1775 | Some guy in the penthouse has hired us as his 'Distancing Crew.' | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1776 | Don't worry. I'll just wait for the next one. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1777 | It's to encourage social distancing. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1778 | Typical elevator Germans. I'll take the next one. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1779 | Do you know what floor has the horn section? | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1780 | Most requested? Kenny G, of course. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1781 | The elevator chime just wasn't doing it for us | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1782 | Noah is loading up again, and asked for two of everything, including tubas. | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
1783 | It’s the newest guideline for practicing social distancing. | 1.2500 | 0.05201 | 124 | 102 | 13 | 9 |
1784 | We're replacing the Muzak. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1785 | It’s how we are enforcing social distancing. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1786 | Is this the Bass ment? | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1787 | Sorry, this one is for the top brass. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 103 | 14 | 7 |
1788 | Are the Muzak auditions on this floor? | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1789 | Going down. Three octaves. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1790 | We’ve replaced the Muzak. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1791 | We find they really, really promote social distancing. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1792 | Going downbeat. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1793 | The whole brass section is quarantined and hungry, so order us takeout or we'll blow some seriously large droplets! | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1794 | Come on guys. Read the room. It's not a time for tubas. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1795 | Step aboard and join us in redefining the concept of "elevator music." | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1796 | What are you staring at? 14 days in lockdown and we’re gonna get a little tubby! | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1797 | If you don't like elevator music, take the stairs. | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
1798 | Muzak is out again. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1799 | They help keep us two meters apart. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1800 | Be sure to avoid floor six, it has some nasty violinists | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1801 | ---and you thought you would have a quiet ride up ``` | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1802 | No! These are not tubas, they are sousaphones! Geez! | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1803 | Next level brass. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1804 | It's 6:55pm! | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1805 | There are fifteen clowns in the next one over . But then again, they have flutes. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1806 | We're not social distancing, but this is where we shelter in place. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1807 | This is how we strike the high notes. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1808 | Nope. Not without a tuba. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1809 | Harumph! | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1810 | Hope you like elevator music. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1811 | Sorry, we are going to the bass-ment. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1812 | We're 180 pounds to weight capacity so be honest. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1813 | Sorry, can't let you in...we're with the social-distancing band. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1814 | Achieves social distancing every time. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1815 | We're late for the fourth movement of Symphonie Fantastique. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1816 | Just practicing until we get to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1817 | So this is where they record elevator music! | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1818 | Sorry... but the acoustics are better when the door is closed. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1819 | The acoustics are sublime... | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1820 | we specialize in elevator music | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1821 | Originally called, wired radio, muzak was designed to have a calming effect... | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1822 | Excuse me, Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior John Philip Sousa? | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1823 | Just be glad you're not going to the penthouse with the piccolos. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1824 | John, I think the audience of the third floor was more engaged. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1825 | We don't play, but the tubas keep us at least three feet apart. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1826 | I hope you like music! | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
1827 | I've got more if you really want to keep people six feet away | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1828 | We make social distancing easy. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1829 | The Muzak system is down. We'll be your elevator entertainment for today! | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1830 | This elevator goes to eleven! | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1831 | Yes. Organic elevator music. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1832 | We can't get any farther apart. We certainly don't have room for you. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1833 | Two tubas is six feet. You can pick one up in the lobby. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1834 | New employee perk: live elevator music | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1835 | Where is the practice for the President’s Easter Parade ? | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1836 | The elevator with the drums is way worse. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1837 | People complained about the old elevator music. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1838 | We vowed to march through many ups and downs. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1839 | We're going down. For the trumpets you have to go up. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1840 | Live elevator music for your enjoyment, sir. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1841 | Everyone else in the orchestra seems to prefer social distancing | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1842 | We are installing new elevator music. | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
1843 | Don’t go up to four. They’re giving out marching papers. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1844 | And now, it's the Love Theme from 'Dressed to Kill.' | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1845 | We sound best at a distance of 6ft or more. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1846 | Please show us to the Lopez Quinceanera. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1847 | What? No tuba? Get a life, Bro | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1848 | We had a request for live elevator music | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1849 | We're here to play "This Too Shall Pass" | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1850 | No, we're going way down. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1851 | Sorry, the Muzak is down. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1852 | Wait what? You say you ordered curbside pick up? We were told you asked for delivery. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1853 | We're the 2 Ba's. | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1854 | Welcome to the polka car! | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1855 | You have kissable lips! | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1856 | Welcome to our upgraded elevator music program. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1857 | Is it the BASSment? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1858 | You could use something to lift you up today | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1859 | Tusk! | 1.2459 | 0.05115 | 122 | 100 | 14 | 8 |
1860 | Come on! We’re here to make your elevator ride enjoyable | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1861 | YouTuba? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1862 | Sousaphones promote social distancing." | 1.2459 | 0.03915 | 122 | 92 | 30 | 0 |
1863 | Who puts buttons on the side of an elevator? | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1864 | Wait for the next car. It’s the piccolo. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1865 | ah damn! these aren’t the strippers I ordered! | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1866 | Diminuendo...? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1867 | We’re the new big thing in elevator music! | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1868 | Your 'murse' makes you look like a doofus, you know. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1869 | Sorry to take up so much room, but we've got our marching orders. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1870 | You’re wife sent us. You’re late to the orchestra. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1871 | The acoustics are fantastic in here. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1872 | Sorry, we're at maximum volume | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1873 | Boy, that meeting sure ended on a low note. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1874 | We've been sheltered in place and just got called up by the top brass. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1875 | You should be happy the percussion section got off on 5. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1876 | Going all the way up? Wait for the piccolo. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1877 | Better wait for the next one buddy, this one’s all about that bass. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1878 | To be tubas or not tubas, that is the question. | 1.2459 | 0.05115 | 122 | 100 | 14 | 8 |
1879 | Going oompapa oompapa? | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1880 | Are you still sure you don't want to take the stairs? | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1881 | Can you pronounce “Grolsch”? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1882 | These team-building activities are really starting to go over the top. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1883 | Management takes elevator music seriously sir. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1884 | We play the twoba | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1885 | We were hired by a hearing aid specialist on the top floor. | 1.2459 | 0.03915 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1886 | Where's your piccolo? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1887 | We still have room for a piccolo" | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1888 | Going down....to a low b flat. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1889 | Oh, you ordered a tuna sandwich? | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1890 | Can you catch the next one? We are trying to adjust for the acoustics. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1891 | Keep those requests coming | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1892 | Sorry, we're still going lower. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1893 | Our playing helps maintain social distancing. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1894 | The speakers broke so the building called the elevator music corporation and they brought in us. Don’t ask, just go with it. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1895 | Is this a sign that I should start taking the stairs? | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1896 | Rest assured, you won't have to hear the elevator music. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1897 | Hmm... I think I forgot my keys. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1898 | This is the Flashmob elevator. Are you the conductor? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1899 | The Muzak Brothers' first beta-test. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1900 | Sorry, you'll have to catch the next one. We're joining 76 trombones in the lounge. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1901 | Do you play the accordion? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1902 | In case we get COVID-19, they won't have to intubate us. | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1903 | It works for us!!!! No-one else fits!!!! | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1904 | Two's a crowd, three's a fire hazard. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1905 | You have to get up pretty..early..in..the..morning to hang with the Heinz brothers. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1906 | Can we serenade you on the way down? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1907 | We're taking requests today! | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1908 | The acoustics are just awesome. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1909 | We're here to see your top brass? | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1910 | You might want to hop on before the 76 trombonists show up. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1911 | Say, is the oom-pah room on this floor? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1912 | I've had enough of the tiny clubs Roger, we're going straight to the top. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1913 | Would you like some elevator music while going up? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1914 | hoping to delve down into the depths of those lower notes? | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1915 | Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1916 | We entertain, inspire, and contribute to social distancing. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
1917 | Clogged toilet in 419 | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1918 | I never knew how good the acoustics were in here! | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1919 | We sound best at about the 9th floor. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1920 | We are just trying to ensure social distancing. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1921 | Much like scorpions, Sousaphones travel in pairs. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1922 | Somebody vandalized the elevator audio- - We are your live Muzak | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1923 | You can horn in. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1924 | Our pitch to provide live elevator music fell flat. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1925 | I'm saying it right now - it wasn't us. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1926 | Granted, it's not the best arrangement. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1927 | We tried kazoos, then vuvuzelas, but we didn't get a single laugh. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1928 | Get on now. There won't be any room when the string section comes up. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1929 | Come on in we are going to play NAME THAT TUNE. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1930 | Do you know which floor the rehearsal is on? | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1931 | No time to explain, we’re from 2025 - just get in. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1932 | Hi! We're The Two Tubby Tubas and we're stopping on each floor to cheer y'all up. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1933 | Are you doing this for all Covid-19 survivors? | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1934 | The blast from these babies will keep people 6ft.away | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1935 | Looks like doors are finally opening for us. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1936 | I’m sure I don’t know what two tubas might be doing in your elevator but these two sousaphones are going down. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1937 | Things do tend to get a little wild on John Philip Sousa Appreciation Day. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1938 | Chamber music | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1939 | What? They said elevator music was in style! | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1940 | Let me just warn you pal, this elevator ride blows. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1941 | Three's a crowd, buddy. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1942 | The airline lost our cases. Good thing we always carry these with us, or we would be out of a gig tonight! | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1943 | Sorry, only have room for a piccolo or possibly a flute. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1944 | Courtesy of the landlord, after tenants complained about the Muzak. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1945 | Care to hear a John Philip Sousa tune in stereo? | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1946 | We’re tired of Muzak, that’s all! | 1.2417 | 0.03924 | 120 | 91 | 29 | 0 |
1947 | Sorry, the A Train is no longer running. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1948 | On Tuesdays this is our practice space but you're welcome to join us for a few floors. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1949 | You're late,again. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1950 | No worries. Our tubas are equipped with filters that protect against airborne viruses. | 1.2417 | 0.03924 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
1951 | Sousaphone, actually. We get that a lot. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1952 | Unfortunately, we both had the same plan to keep people six feet away. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1953 | Before you get on, I should warn you, we’ll be rehearsing all the way up | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1954 | Going down? Of course - we never go very high. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1955 | The piccolos took the stairs. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1956 | Don't bother with the stairs. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1957 | Sorry, no room for social distancing. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1958 | The Muzak system is down. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1959 | This one is full, but the next one has the flutes. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1960 | Sorry, we've got to keep some social distance. Rehearsal just ended and we're heading down from the roof. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1961 | We’ve found the perfect way to maintain social distance! | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1962 | Come in, there's plenty of vroom. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1963 | For a moment, Neil thought he was dreaming: finally an elevator ride free from the constant terror of severe IBS. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1964 | You must have missed the last virtual meeting—new department rule—we have to stand at least one sousaphone apart in elevators. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1965 | Hold that note, I'm going up! | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1966 | Is there room for an harmonica player | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1967 | Don't think of them as tubas but as "social distancing" aids. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1968 | We’re better than muzak | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1969 | That was the sousaphone you heard. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1970 | So, where's your tuba, Bob? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1971 | Sorry, but we’re going to the bass-ment. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1972 | I'll take the next one. It's not you, it's social distancing... | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1973 | Sorry! The masks were all sold out | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1974 | Didn't get the memo? You were supposed to bring the accordion. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1975 | Were you expecting piccolos? | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1976 | The tubas help us maintain a social distance. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1977 | I use the tuba to keep people 6 feet away, but it doesn't work against other tuba enthusiasts. Anyway, take the stairs, it's healthier. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1978 | We've been hired to play "Happy Birthday" by the Men's Room sinks. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1979 | Thankyou, I'll take the next one. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1980 | Can you go, “Oom”? | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1981 | Get on. We're about to play Blow The Man Down! | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1982 | Sorry, this one is brass only. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1983 | It's like tubas were invented for social distancing. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1984 | The Muzak player is getting fixed. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1985 | This is just a rehearsal. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1986 | We are management's response to ingrate tenants' complaints about the elevator music. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1987 | It discourages social interaction. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1988 | This one came with lousy elevator music | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1989 | Get in! We’re blowing the lid off this joint! | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1990 | We don’t know “You’ve Got to Be Kidding.” Any other requests before we go? | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1991 | Hey man, you hiring by any chance? | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1992 | Out of the way! We've had our tubas tied! | 1.2417 | 0.03550 | 120 | 100 | 18 | 2 |
1993 | It’s not a competition, but I’m winning.” | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1994 | Which floor is Alexa on? | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1995 | Wait! Don't come into the elevator! Some wacko keeps trapping people in tubas! | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1996 | I’ll take the next one, I’d rather not listen to elevator music | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1997 | Looks like there will be more elevator music than usual | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1998 | No, it's a sousaphone. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1999 | There's room in here if you play the flute." Michael Rogness, St. Paul, Minnesot | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2000 | Did you hear the one about the two boomers in an elevator? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2001 | This elevator blows. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2002 | Well blow me down... | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2003 | This is how we practice our high and low notes. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2004 | You may want to wait for the next lift, we are about to play duet.. | 1.2393 | 0.04143 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
2005 | 'Tuba'd. Take the next one." "Ugh, you guys blow. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2006 | If you can figure out how to better keep people away, I'd like to know. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2007 | We oordinarily do stand six feet apart, so people can get us in stereo. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2008 | If you don't mind waiting for the next, there will be more room with the flutists. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2009 | We hate elevator music. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
2010 | Come on in and listen to us practice some favorite Sousa marches. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2011 | It's a social distancing device and an in-joke about improved design for Sousaphones which we won't explain to you. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2012 | The muzak's not working | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2013 | We could use a third. You play piccolo? | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2014 | Is that a piccolo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2015 | Social distancing is instrumental. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2016 | Wrong floor! Oh, these damned reunions aren't as much fun as they used to be. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2017 | Sorry I'm late, a bunch of blowhards were using the elevator. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2018 | You think you're good but there's two guys in the next elevator blowing their trumpet. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2019 | Our next number is by request. We're going to play "Far, Far Away". | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2020 | Jump in ! The other elevator has seventy six trombones....... | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2021 | And now, Dueling Tubas Present 'Flight of the Bumblebee. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2022 | Sorry, but we didn't like the elevator music. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2023 | Johnny decides to take the stairs this time because the Tuba Twins always push his buttons. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2024 | Really, Gerald, these capacity limits are so discriminating. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2025 | We're only taking requests from one to three today. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2026 | Streets are empty. But hey - born to busk. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2027 | Hey!!! Eyes down here. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2028 | Any chance there's a fife in that case? | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2029 | It's a blast going down. | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2030 | Loud mouth. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2031 | We all have our ups and downs so I suggest you take the next one. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2032 | It's Showtime , sucker. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2033 | But if we took the stairs we'd be the no wind section. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2034 | Before you ask; no, we didn’t coordinate outfits. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2035 | Can you see our room key? I think I just dropped it" | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2036 | We're social distancing. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2037 | Two tubas to tower two. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2038 | 5th Floor, Coming Up!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2039 | We were sent to enforce social distancing | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2040 | Building management is now offering live elevator music to encourage residents to take the stairs. | 1.2393 | 0.05100 | 117 | 96 | 14 | 7 |
2041 | And there hasn't been any more complaints about the elevator music since. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2042 | Please, tell me you’ve cleared your spit valves?! | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2043 | Sorry, New Yorker staff contributor, Andy Borowitz. We, a vastly more tolerable comedic sousaphone ensemble, are here to replace you. If you pack up your things, we are happy to comically accompany you out the door. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2044 | Do you know which clinic does spit valve cleaning? | 1.2373 | 0.04113 | 118 | 91 | 26 | 1 |
2045 | Due to social distancing and the amount of spittle we spew you should wait until the next one. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2046 | It’s not like we want to practice in here, but the woodwinds already called the stairwell. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2047 | No worries — the flute section is practicing on the other elevator. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2048 | Unless you play the flute, there is no room. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2049 | There'll be more room when the flutists come down. | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
2050 | Yes...two tubas. Two. Two tubas. And if you give us any more crap about it we'll start playing them. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2051 | Don't look so surprised; these are the best social distancing tools we could find. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2052 | Hey, the acoustics are terrible in here, mister music critic! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2053 | They're exactly 6' wide. You're welcome! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2054 | Nothing like a little elevator music to get the day started, eh? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2055 | Wanna join us? Noah’s building a boat and insists we board “Tuba:Two.” | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2056 | For your information, its titled "Concerto for Tubas in an elevator" By Otis | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2057 | We’re encouraging social distancing | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
2058 | If you say "omm-pah pah" I'll kill you. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
2059 | Now sorry that he taught two tubas to toot. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
2060 | I told you live elevator music was a bad idea. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2061 | You guys need to Cello Out! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2062 | We are trying Einstein's Zurich trolley experiment with tubas. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2063 | Sorry, we have one tuba many. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2064 | Does this go to eleven? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2065 | Surely, you speak in jest. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
2066 | Well you see, with this thing on no one wants to get within six feet of us | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
2067 | I can’t even be ten pounds heavier than the last guy and he got a pair of flutists! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2068 | The woodwinds are in the other elevator. The strings arrived earlier; and the conductor always rides up alone. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2069 | Well this blows. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2070 | You're going to need a mask. | 1.2348 | 0.03773 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
2071 | Sorry,only uninfected sousaphone players allowed in the elevator. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2072 | Which way to Times Square? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2073 | Sorry, , but it definitely helps with social distancing. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2074 | Your money or we blow you up...3,...2,...1,...deep breath... | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
2075 | Sorry guys I only play the piano | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
2076 | According to the inspection certificate, it's safe to cram in two more Sousaphones. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2077 | If you SBD in the elevator, we'll provide an appropriate sound. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2078 | The other 74 are waiting on the 9th floor. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
2079 | For social distancing, these are second only to bagpipes. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2080 | No. We're two sousaphones, not two buhs. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2081 | The elevator bells are out of order... | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2082 | It was the only building with enough floors to fit the whole marching band. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 95 | 13 | 5 |
2083 | We take requests. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2084 | Social distancing is going quite well. Why do you ask? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2085 | We're just coming up for air | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2086 | It's how we enforce social distancing. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2087 | Sorry. It only goes down. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2088 | The concert season was cancelled so enjoy your new elevator muzak. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2089 | I guess that's one way to social distance. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2090 | Still think somebody farted in the elevator? | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2091 | You didn't need to play your tubas. I would have kept way more than a social distance just at the sight of them. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2092 | There's no denying it now. She must be close. The fat lady. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2093 | They help us social distance especially when we play. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2094 | You wanted a wood 2x4? The message said, would you get Tuba on the floor ! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2095 | It's the company's new live elevator music to ensure social distancing. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2096 | Sorry, you'll have to wait. This elevator has a two tone limit | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2097 | Grab your tuba. We’ll wait for you. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2098 | Our elevator music is now in stereo! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2099 | Are you sure you want to risk getting stuck in an elevator with us? | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
2100 | They are called Sousaphones. We will be playing your funeral dirge on them as we descend to hell. Oh yeah, and your dead, and these elevators only go down. Sorry bud. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2101 | Sousaphones only. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2102 | The bad news is the speakers are busted, no Muzak. Good news? We’re taking requests. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2103 | I thought the bell ringing when the elevator comes annoying, but this...... | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2104 | Good morning Sir, In case you couldn’t tell We are the Saints We are marching in | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2105 | Were here for the Flatulence solo. | 1.2301 | 0.03773 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2106 | Piccolo? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2107 | Hi, Sir. May we interest you in some elevator music? | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2108 | Up or down...tempo. | 1.2301 | 0.03558 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2109 | ''Come on in ,We will be getting off on floor 76 ." | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2110 | We are going between 7-6 looking for the trombones | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2111 | We’re just gonna blow off the concert. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2112 | Welcome to the elevator concerts! Before you pass, the other option is accordians. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2113 | Taking up the only elevator- you got a lot of brass!! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2114 | We’re Siamese tubas- this IS our social distance.” | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2115 | You don't happen to play the piccolo... | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2116 | We’re scientists trying to determine whether the virus can be killed by sound waves. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2117 | You’re going to need to back waaay up to get enough social distance from us, buddy. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2118 | The top brass wouldn‘t take a meeting. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2119 | Is this the 40-yard line? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2120 | There's always room for a piccolo. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2121 | We just practice here for the acoustics. You're welcome to join us. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2122 | We are from New Orleans, brother | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2123 | With an iPhone all you can do is make calls and surf the net. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2124 | We were hired by Don Cortino to blow you away. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2125 | We're looking for Floor 2-buh. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2126 | It's tubad there's no room in there. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2127 | It’s the way tuba players do social distancing. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2128 | No, get in while you can. There were 76 trombones behind us. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2129 | Theme from 'Shaft'; duh! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2130 | Please tell me you don't have a Cello. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2131 | Next up: Flight of the Bumblebee! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2132 | Is this OSU? We're hear for the "dot the i" tryouts | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2133 | Up-beat distancing! | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2134 | Your tickets are for the second movement | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2135 | Stereo | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2136 | Sure, we can honor your request, but "Flight of the Bumblebee" will only take you to the 10th floor. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2137 | Is this the Tuba Players Convention Floor? | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2138 | We're going all the way down, I'm afraid. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2139 | Are you going up or down an octave? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2140 | Really unusual elevator music. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2141 | We heard from Spielberg you were looking for a tuba duet for your next picture, and since we just happen to be in the elevator… | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2142 | We couldn't afford the Muzak fees. This is all original material." | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2143 | We do have an open spot in the strings section if you are interested. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2144 | You're welcome to join, just know it's gonna be a bumpy ride. | 1.2301 | 0.03558 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
2145 | Count us as two for the census | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2146 | We got tired of elevator music. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2147 | It's not every elevator that has live music. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2148 | We only have a mezzanine seat left. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2149 | Sorry, we're going down an octave. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2150 | I take it you don't want my autograph. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2151 | Brassholes! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2152 | Get in, you look like you want to have the most uncomfortable elevator ride of your life. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2153 | I used to play the trumpet, then 2016 happened. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2154 | What other sousaphone player? | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2155 | It's my last day at the office and I decided to go out on a high note | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2156 | Sousaphones. Not tubas. Sousaphones. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2157 | You're right. We really should be practicing Sousal distancing. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2158 | Sorry. Trying to be uplifting takes a lot of room. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2159 | It's all about that bass. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2160 | Oh, Hello, you must be our new tenant. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2161 | That's wierd on any level. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2162 | Stereo is by request only, but you’ll have to tip the guy in back. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2163 | It’s a bit windy in here. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2164 | The elevator music is out so the super asked us to fill in. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2165 | Hi. I'm John. My brother Philip. Have you seen Sousa? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2166 | Until the elevator speakers are repaired we'll take requests for any of your favorite Muzak tunes. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2167 | I can’t believe the clerk didn’t get our “room for two-ba” joke. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2168 | This is not exactly Federal Guidelines for Covid-19, but management thought that it was a good way to limit the number of people in the elevator.We have tested negative, so for us this is just a gig. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2169 | What genre of elevator music might you fancy today? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2170 | This next song we’re taking straight to the top! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2171 | We're so much better than the farting that usually goes on in here | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2172 | Sorry, trombones are on the fourth floor. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2173 | We're what's left of the boys in the band. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2174 | Well together these gave us our six feet of distance, but now what? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2175 | Je suis foutu! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2176 | Could you point us toward the wake? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2177 | I see you are new to DC, this is a bullshit flotation device, young man. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2178 | Tuba's?, or not Tuba's? That is your decision if your going to use this elevator. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2179 | These were the last two super-sized rolls of toilet paper, so don't bother going down. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2180 | Come on in. It's the newest thing in elevator music. The acoustics in here are amazing!! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2181 | Are you ready to polka the night away? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2182 | There’s even less room with the string section | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2183 | ...we were just looking for a little symphony, pal | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2184 | We’re taking requests; unfortunately, the rest of the orchestra is trapped on the cruise ship | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2185 | Great! We need your piccolo for proper balance. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2186 | Care to be the guinea pig for our newest elevator music piece? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2187 | Pardon us, the acoustics in here are wonderful. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2188 | Acoustically, it's preferable to scaling the stairs. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2189 | Sorry, we’re over the weight limit. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2190 | We're going floor to floor playing inspiring music from 6 feet away - what would you like to hear in the next 15 seconds? | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2191 | Don't laugh; it makes social distancing really easy. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2192 | Yes, that *is* a really large pair of binoculars behind us. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2193 | Do you want to see how low we can go? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2194 | Sousa Express | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2195 | But Why? Elevator music was just fine. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2196 | Come on in, unless you hate elevator music. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2197 | HR felt that a bit of elevator music would increase morale | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2198 | The bellboy is sick today, so I brought a tuba. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2199 | And a One and a Two and.. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2200 | We're just going out to give some air. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2201 | It's Tuba Tuesday. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2202 | I'm sorry but we don't take requests. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2203 | Which floor is the CEO on? We're the top brass he sent for. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2204 | Hi, we’re looking for the thirteenth floor tuba orchestra. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2205 | They help us maintain proper social distancing. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2206 | The fewer, the merrier. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2207 | No Thanks, I'm waiting for the tuba players. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2208 | Oom pah. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2209 | ...and it blows your breathe away. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2210 | Stand aside friend. We are the Tuba section of the Purdue University Alumni Band occupying the Seventh Floor | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2211 | ''woomp woomp'' I guess you'll have to wait 10 minutes for the next elevator. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2212 | We were hired because the Muzak is not working. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
2213 | We only have room for a piccolo player. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2214 | The pool isn't on this floor | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2215 | Sous-picious | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2216 | Phil, make room for the harmonica player! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2217 | People are tired of recorded elevator music. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2218 | Do you like elevator jazz, Mark? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2219 | So sorry neighbor, we're still on the look for the proper home-based office spot. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2220 | We're playing one floor at a time following the six foot rule. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2221 | If you think wearing inner tubes is weird,wait till you see what the guy behind us is wearing. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2222 | 13th floor? | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2223 | So you see toilet paper in everything? | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2224 | Hey neighbor. You quarantined too? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2225 | How to hyper spread Coronavirus | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2226 | We are still playing But keeping our social distance. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2227 | Self-Quarantine, Please! | 1.2273 | 0.03333 | 110 | 88 | 22 | 0 |
2228 | They hired live musicians to ease people's anxiety on their way to work...favorite song? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2229 | We don’t take requests. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2230 | Oh, good. You play the kazoo... hop in!! | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2231 | Did you order two or three sousaphones? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2232 | We were told the elevator music needed a bass section. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2233 | That's one way to ensure appropriate distancing! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2234 | Whoops, meant to go down a few octaves. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2235 | Fair warning, we only play one song, "Dueling Tubas". | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2236 | Sorry, only Tubas at a time. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
2237 | It could be worse, we could be cello players" | 1.2273 | 0.04014 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
2238 | We play as it’s going down. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2239 | I warn you. We only know Tubular Bells. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2240 | Please come in. We can't reach the buttons. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
2241 | It was our last chance to hit number one. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2242 | There's no Muzak here at Trump Tower! | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2243 | Muzak's elevator channel was down so here we are with live music. Going up? | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2244 | Stairs are for trumpet players. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2245 | You called to ask for a Tuba legation. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2246 | Our Flat is on E | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2247 | Forget it, buddy. They'll only sell them to you in pairs. | 1.2273 | 0.03801 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2248 | NO MADAM, We are NOT headed to the pool! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2249 | They really should have specified 8 PM! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2250 | All right, I guess things can get worse. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2251 | Thanks but I’m waiting on the woodwind elevator. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2252 | You wouldn't believe how effective this is in maintaining social distance. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2253 | We’re going down. Waaay down! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2254 | There are 101 Cornets close behind! | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2255 | I know, right? | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
2256 | Step on in, we have our elevator pitch already. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2257 | With this baby, I can fart on the elevator with impunity. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2258 | Mask? what mask? The Coronavirus will be blown away! | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2259 | We have questions for David S. Pumpkins. Is this his floor? | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2260 | 'We're are stuck in this bloody elevator." | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2261 | You’ll have to wait for the next car if you want woodwinds. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2262 | ...and that's how you make an entrance. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2263 | We're trying to see how low we can go. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2264 | This is what happens when you go all out on your video application. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2265 | Hello, welcome to our elevator. For your musical enjoyment we will be playing John Phillips Sousa's greatest marches. [Lucie Casares] | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2266 | Melody or harmony? | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2267 | Take the next one. We’re contained in hopes of securing the bass line. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2268 | So social distancing dictates that 2 men, 2 tubas means this car is full. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2269 | Think of it as how nature would say “Take the stairs.” | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2270 | We're social media influenzas, going viral on YouTuba! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2271 | Never fails, Tuba City has the best elevator music! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2272 | We're headed to the Tubist Convention; Your instrument is your badge. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2273 | The door's open at lobby, and the Show starts at 8. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2274 | It’s like Muzak. But with tubas. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2275 | This pandemic is making me feel uncomfortably close to you | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2276 | Sure, it’s a tad squeezy, but the acoustics are insane. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2277 | We're the "new normal" version of elevator music. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2278 | The stairs, if you please - the elevator is reserved for low brass. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2279 | The building is improving their Muzak! | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2280 | We need a piccolo....is that a piccolo? | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2281 | We live in the apartment below you. Could you PLEASE stop that stomping? | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2282 | Yeah, it's elevator music for people who like oompah. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2283 | Quick, before the doors close...think of a number be...” | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2284 | Take the stairs, dickhead. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2285 | [extremely loud farting noise] that was, uhhhhh, that was the sousaphone | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2286 | When they said having two large honkers is helpful in an interview I’m not sure this is what they meant | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2287 | It was a tuba-for-one sale. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2288 | There's plenty of room! What, you already have enough oompah in your life? | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2289 | Keeps people 6 feet away. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2290 | The other residents asked for no Muzak. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2291 | This elevator has live Oompa music. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2292 | My dislike for elevator music is rising | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2293 | Call 911. This tuba has a gun to my back. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2294 | I think I'll wait for the next one. | 1.2222 | 0.03798 | 108 | 85 | 23 | 0 |
2295 | Tuby dooby doo! | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2296 | Unemployment? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2297 | Sorry, he broke wind. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2298 | I still think we should have just Netflixed and chilled. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2299 | Did you see a band march by here? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2300 | Take the stairway and stay on the right side even if you are from Britain. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2301 | Hum a few bars of Sousa's Liberty Bell for Tuba and we might let you in." Joan Cashel, Los Angeles, C | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2302 | Do you want to play the triangle? | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2303 | No,we are not a Hall & Oates cover band. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2304 | don't worry, we'll use our inside voices | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2305 | Are there a bunch of guys in lederhosen on this floor? | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2306 | People just naturally keep back 6 feet. | 1.2222 | 0.04019 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2307 | Are you not entertained? | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2308 | The acoustics are terrible. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2309 | You don't want to know what's going to happen tomorrow. Remember, the first day was the flute. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2310 | Please take the other elevator. The flutes, piccolos and the triangle player are on that one. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2311 | If you’re more in the mood for piano, the freight elevator is to your right. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2312 | These are the 2 new ventilators for the ICU on the 12th floor. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2313 | They told us we would need a lot of brass to succeed in New York City. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2314 | The acoustics in here are awesome! | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2315 | Sorry, the lobby sousaphone was out of order" | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2316 | We're substituting for Muzak today. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2317 | Yeah, so just give me a call if you’re interested in becoming a member if Tubonic Plague. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2318 | And now, for our elevator pitch. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2319 | The accordion players are in the next elevator. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2320 | More like sixty feet away ... | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2321 | We're keeping marching bands alive, one elevator at a time.” | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2322 | Sorry, It's Occupy Tuba Day. You'll have to walk up. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2323 | The spittle is in the mouthpiece. | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
2324 | Elevator music is now by request. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2325 | Gee, I always thought it was a recording. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2326 | Sorry,wrong floor. We’re the roof orchestra | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
2327 | I missed the memo that it was bring your Tuba to work day. | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
2328 | We're going places. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2329 | Being with this band has its ups and downs. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2330 | Good Boys Do Fine Always. We're going down to Always. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2331 | We're on our way to make someone late. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2332 | This is our unique approach to elevator music. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2333 | guy: ill wait for the next elevator. there's no space. tuba men: there's plenty of space. guy: where I don't see any space. tuba men: hop in the tubas duh. guy: umm... I'm ok ill just wait. tuba men: suit yourself. | 1.2190 | 0.03576 | 105 | 91 | 11 | 3 |
2334 | We have to stay at least six feet from the trombones. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2335 | The lobby is up an octave. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2336 | Don’t you dare, or else we will clean our spit valves out | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2337 | 2B or not TUBA ? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2338 | Not gonna try to kiss, hug, or touch you; let me in the elevator. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2339 | Quick! Which way to the restrooms? Preferably bidets. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2340 | I'm sorry, there's no room. Unless you're a woodwind. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2341 | You know you're in a classy hotel when they have live elevator music. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2342 | We were exceeding capacity so our drummer left as a percussion. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2343 | Come on…We’re gonna audio bomb the piano bar. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2344 | Sorry, we've got one tuba many in here! | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2345 | Yes, they do resemble Sousaphones but they’re vortexes to another dimension. Want to go for a ride? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2346 | Come on in. We can make roompha for you. | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2347 | "Can you help us find B flat? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2348 | Sousaphone practice is on floors 4, 6, 8, & 10. | 1.2150 | 0.04309 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2349 | That's fine I'll wait for the strings. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2350 | it's the only place in New Orleans we could practice social distancing! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2351 | We have a meeting upstairs with the top brass. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2352 | For your information they are called social distancing devices! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2353 | I'm sorry, this elevator is only for tubas. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2354 | Hey Jim! We're headed up to the bosses office to quit with style, there's an extra tuba if you want in | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2355 | Can you direct us to the apartment where toilet paper is being exchanged for services? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2356 | Our elevator music is not TUBAD! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2357 | No, you take the melody. I can play just two notes. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2358 | We can't play a note but it helps keep the right social distance | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2359 | Actually we're getting down. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2360 | Come in. There's plenty of room-pa-pa. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2361 | You think we're bad, the tympanists are on their way up. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2362 | Was möchten Sie hören? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2363 | That's one way to make sure strangers stay 6 feet away. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2364 | Excuse me, which way to the nearest brasserie | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2365 | No room. There's a piano behind us. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2366 | C'mon, there's enough room for more than a double bass. Hop in. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2367 | People on the upper floors say we really put the "forever" in "Stars and Stripes Forever." | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2368 | Always room for one more in the tuba section. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2369 | My god, not one but two full metal jackets | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2370 | Is this the Trump Tower? We’re whats's left of the marching band. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2371 | We’re here to give you more Oomph! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2372 | Come on in. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2373 | Attention shoppers . . . | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2374 | John Philip Sousa, I presume? | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2375 | Going up then down then up then down, up, down, up, down... | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2376 | And now, our rendition of Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2377 | Do you play? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2378 | Well don't just stand there, start polkaing! | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2379 | Stay home! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2380 | My son and I have never had an issue with social distancing. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2381 | Step right in if you're in the mood to get soused. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2382 | Please hold your applause between movements. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2383 | "Don't worry, the buttons have been disinfected." | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | Stay 6 feet apart. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2385 | Oh, thank God it's not John. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2386 | I've always hated elevator music. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2387 | We wanted to see how low this elevator can go. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2388 | Can you play "Feelings" ? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2389 | Up or downbeat?" | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2390 | You do social distancing your way, and we'll do it our way. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2391 | The stairwell acoustics sucked. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2392 | The musak was insufferable. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2393 | We're the Tuba Twins ... hiding in plain sight. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | You look you’re swinging some brass. Hop in. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2395 | Take the next one, it's just the triangle's. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2396 | We’ll play you are sanitized song. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2397 | Now the government is paying us to clear the streets. We don't rock, but the gig does. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2398 | Do you like elevator music cover bands? | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2399 | They don't keep everyone distant, just girls. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2400 | We’re trying anything to go lower | 1.2115 | 0.04024 | 104 | 82 | 22 | 0 |
2401 | You have earplugs? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2402 | We got lost–looking for the mezzanine ... | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2403 | The hotel said this is the only area we could shelter in place | 1.2115 | 0.04024 | 104 | 82 | 22 | 0 |
2404 | We say “OOM!!“ You say “PAH“! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2405 | We'll cover the sound. Pot pourri guys are on the next floor. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2406 | This distraction provided by the NYSE as we all go down together. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2407 | Yes neighbor, our four roommates also play the tuba | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2408 | Back up sir! We’re with the Bureau’ Of Social Distancing. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2409 | Folks got tired of the same old elevator music. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2410 | Ground floor. Time for our arrangement of "You Lift Me Up". | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2411 | I don't usually toot my own horn, so we switched | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2412 | I'll ride the next one | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2413 | Get your brass in here! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2414 | Whatever happened to restrooms in the lobby? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2415 | It really facilitates social isolation. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2416 | Two tubas going to two, too. Come on in. Toot, toot. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2417 | Sure we have fevers, coughs, aches, and fatigue, but hey, the show must go on, right? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2418 | Sorry, the lift is full | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2419 | One day in Trumpet Towers... | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2420 | The next car has the wind. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2421 | These help us social distance. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2422 | Goin’ down, gettin’ funky. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
2423 | We just had a blast! | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2424 | What floor are the accordion musicians on? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2425 | They enforce the 6 foot rule. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2426 | Can we interest you in our Sousa-Distancing services? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2427 | Mask? I thought it was Brass! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2428 | Fucking coronavirus. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2429 | I hate Tuba Tuesday. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2430 | We're just a pair of socially-distancing you-tubas. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2431 | We're looking for apartment D minor | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2432 | Would you take the next one please? She's horny. | 1.2115 | 0.03255 | 104 | 87 | 16 | 1 |
2433 | Herbie and I have been social distancing since high school. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2434 | Is this the pool level? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2435 | I think I can fit in. My Piccolo is in the bag. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2436 | Tubas. Too big. Too bad. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2437 | If you're going down we'll break out the slide whistle. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2438 | We lost our Muzak Budget. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2439 | oops . . . wrong floor. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2440 | We’re looking for the blowhards | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2441 | Looking for 2B,eh? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2442 | It's John Phillips Sousa until the fourth floor. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2443 | It's only down from here. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2444 | 'Oopsie daisy, I farted" | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2445 | This is our rehearsal space until we receive our stimulus checks. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2446 | There's r-oompah for one more! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2447 | Crowded? Yes. But, you won't think about COVID. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2448 | Washing your hands while singing 'Happy Birthday' fast? We came to set the tempo. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2449 | The only gig we can get is playing elevator music. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2450 | The conductor insisted our high notes get higher. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2451 | Did you forget your social distance life preserver? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2452 | YouTuba? No thanks, I’ll take the Nexlift and chill | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | Scene from Tubatanic: “We’re going down.” | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2454 | Social Distancing Solution #18 "TU-BAd there is no room in this elevator" | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2455 | We got the last two social distancing horns." | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2456 | Don’t bother. The balconies are all full. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2457 | We work for peanuts. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2458 | You say you’ve got a piccolo in the bag? Okay, join us. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2459 | You may wish to maintain 6 feet of separation, sir. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2460 | Finally - Heavy Metal Elevator Music! | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2461 | What, you were expecting piccolos? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2462 | We hope you love tuba duets as much as we do. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2463 | We are oboe whisperers, they respond to us No worries | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2464 | If you stay at least six feet away, we won't play them. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2465 | These are sousaphones. We have our marching orders. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2466 | Haven't you ever heard of elevator music before? | 1.2095 | 0.03754 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2467 | Oom-Pah-Pah or Dueling Tubas, your choice. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2468 | We’re going to the bass man. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | We could use a lead singer. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2470 | Not your father's elevator music. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2471 | Never thought my first day at work would start like this... | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2472 | Two tubas to basement. Too bad. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2473 | We'll lift your spirits. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2474 | We disdain Musak. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2475 | Going up an octave? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2476 | I'll get the next one. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2477 | I could offer my opinion. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | Sorry We wanted a quiet place to practice our music | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2479 | Smith on 18 is a real Sousaphonophile. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2480 | We’re here for the Master Class in social distancing. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2481 | We're reinventing elevator music. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2482 | No chance mister. The rest of the band is getting on one floor below. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2483 | No problem, we've got a spare. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2484 | Prepare yourself | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2485 | The mariachi band was out sick and we were the only replacements for the corporate party. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2486 | You will want to maintain 6 feet distance. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | Don't worry, there'll be room to ride up with flutists. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2488 | Ah, there you are! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2489 | Sorry, but this elevator is reserved for the big brass. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2490 | At 5.99 feet, we'll blow you away! | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2491 | Hey buddy, we invented social distancing. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2492 | At least they won't *hear* me fart | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2493 | You may now join the live stream. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2494 | Tuba Tuesday | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2495 | Want to hear my elevator pitch? | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2496 | Did a matching band pass by you? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2497 | You can sit in it if you like | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2498 | It was easier to get on. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2499 | Come on in, we won’t play for tips! | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2500 | "You're the one that didn't want Muzak in the elevators. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2501 | This is the bass-ment | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2502 | I think that this is as high as we can go! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2503 | We're replacing the Manilow elevator music with Sousa. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2504 | At least you won’t have to talk about the weather with us. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2505 | No sir! They are NOT tubas, they are SOUSAPHONES! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2506 | Can you believe it? We’re heading to a funeral. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2507 | You may as well squeeze in: the guy with the timpani is taking the stairs. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2508 | Social distancing made easy. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2509 | We are still working on a way to mask the smell. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2510 | Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2511 | Not six feet, but it certainly provides increasing distancing. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2512 | Stand aside we're transporting Dolly Parton! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2513 | We lost the trombone players. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2514 | Well if it isn't our old friend, the agoraphobic Mr. Blumling! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2515 | Staying 6,000,000 feet away from a tuba is the usual recommended guideline. We're so happy it's now only 6 feet. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2516 | It’s better than the drummers’ car. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2517 | Oh, that's why it's called tuba. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2518 | When we play our tubas everybody keeps a social distance. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2519 | Tax Assessor's Office? We do a wicked good Girl From Ipanema | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
2520 | Sorry Bill, while you were away upper management changed the dress code aaaagain. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2521 | 's OK But Your Needed On An 18 Wheeler !! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2522 | Where's your banjo? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2523 | You’ll have better luck with the piccolo section- they’re next. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2524 | Tubas are better in pairs and not on escalators or on stairs. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2525 | We are social distancing enforcers. Please back up now or we blow. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2526 | Don't tell me—you'd like to horn in, too, buddy? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2527 | But... why? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2528 | No. The piccolo convention was last week. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2529 | Please listen—everyone else is outside watching the parade! You have to get us out of... | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2530 | We're in love. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2531 | We’re going as low as you can go. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2532 | We're a little done with marching. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2533 | Sure there’s room, as long as you play saxophone. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2534 | Sorry, we couldn't find masks for ourselves or the tubas. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2535 | One of the company perks is live Muzak. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2536 | Because Muzak got so boring" | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2537 | We’re heading to the Kennedy center , they got their money! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2538 | Did you see the rest of the orchestra walk by? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2539 | We now have live elevator music | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2540 | Yes Sir. Two sousaphones for the price of one is our elevator music pledge, going up or going down. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2541 | Is this the floor for the Sanchez Bar Mitzvah ? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2542 | Don't worry, we can lend you a tuba. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2543 | It's like singing in the shower. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2544 | So don't come in, then. Do we give a hoot? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2545 | Be patient, the French horns will be along soon. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2546 | Push the Down-The-Tubas button, please. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2547 | Just here to help with your social distancing " | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2548 | I SAID, IT'S ELEVATOR MUSIC FOR THE DEFT! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2549 | You know Jeff, there's more than one way to social distance. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2550 | I can't believe we went to the wrong "heavy metal" convention. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2551 | It’s Symphony Distancing. The piano’s in the lobby and the elevator to your right will feature a violin & cello when it reaches your floor. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2552 | it encourages social distancing | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2553 | We thought a live marching band instead of the usual elevator music would give everyone a lift. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2554 | Remember social distancing, fella. And where's your sousaphone? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2555 | We got cut from the brass section again,so we need a good lift. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2556 | ...abummp bummp bummp... Hey, it’s six feet pal! | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2557 | We've got room if your are a piccolo player | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2558 | The piccolos are real bullies! | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2559 | Now I know what you're thinking, "Tuba for elevator music?" | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2560 | Breaking wind on an Elevator, how original... | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2561 | It's called Uber Music. Look us up! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2562 | "Sorry,this "boom pah pah" elevator is full." | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2563 | Don't even think about blaming your fart on one of our tubas. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2564 | Gosh, when the pandemic ends, we should learn how to play these things. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2565 | If you can’t get a face mask, try wearing a tuba...it’s good for social distancing | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2566 | The Muzak system is being repaired, so we're here taking requests." | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2567 | Thanks, but organists are the best at social distancing. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2568 | I know, you were expecting a couple of cute, young violinists. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2569 | Up-pah-pah! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2570 | It ensures people keep their distance. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2571 | We found copies of Beethoven's last movement! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2572 | I'd get on now...the next car is full of accordions. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2573 | We got separated... have you seen a marching band go by...? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2574 | We're boomers, here for the big horny convention. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2575 | Sorry you can’t get in. We’re Tuba distancing | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2576 | Aaaaahhh, aaaah, aaaaah, aaaah-chooo... That'll keep him out of the elevator for now. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2577 | We need protective masks, gloves, and earplugs." | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2578 | Plenty of room if you play piccolo. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2579 | Grassroots campaign. To increase public appreciation. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2580 | Dinah, won’t you blow | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2581 | Fourth floor: Perfumery, haberdashery and sousaphones." | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2582 | No, things don't always happen in 3s. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2583 | Sorry, you will not hear elevator music on your ride up | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2584 | We're twins who didn't get properly weaned. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2585 | Surround sound | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2586 | I'm taking elevator music to a whole new level. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | Going up?" "No, decrescendo. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2588 | maybe just take the other elevator | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2589 | Lemme guess. They didn't explain what being entubated means, right? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2590 | These elevators are really adagio right now. Take the stairs, they're more vivace. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2591 | I'm sorry, this elevator is for bass clef only. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2592 | Who knew respirators are so noisy? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2593 | Help! This giant frog's wrapped us up in his tongue! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2594 | You're fired. Clean out your spit valve by the end of this week. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2595 | You wouldn't happen to have a bassoon in that bag, would you? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2596 | What? You don’t like elevator music? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2597 | There's still room between the Um and the Pa Pa. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2598 | We only have room for a piccolo. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2599 | The acoustics are fatastic! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2600 | How about the theme from Star Wars? | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2601 | Muzak Unplugged | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2602 | If you will just come in, that'll be exactly six feet." | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2603 | Yes, crescendo means going up... | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2604 | We were asked to lower our tone. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2605 | Real sousaphones hang on your shoulder. These were half price. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | Did you order the sousaphones? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2607 | Hey, where's your tuba? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2608 | There's room for a harmonica player! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2609 | Thank goodness / I have gas | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2610 | If I have to play the Jaws theme tune again Barney I'll pass out - can we let this one in? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2611 | Guarantees social distancing. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2612 | Can you tell us which floor John Philip Sousa lives on? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2613 | Do you know what floor the umm-pa-pa convention is on? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | The elevator bell isn't working. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2615 | We came to tell you don't show up tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2616 | Sorry, we need a sax player. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2617 | Sorry. This elevator is only for the big brass. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2618 | Don't look so shocked, there's seventy-four more to come down. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2619 | They really didn't think this live elevator-music thing through. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2620 | They help us in social distancing in tight spaces. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2621 | Is this the Lido deck? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2622 | There's plenty of room for a piccolo. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2623 | There would be more of us but people only want to hear the blues. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2624 | Take the stairs, we bumped into all the buttons. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2625 | And now we'd like to do Flight of the Bumblebee | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2626 | Come on in, we'll make bass for you. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2627 | You can't go lower. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2628 | May we social distance you? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2629 | We're your new next door neighbors! If you'd like to jam, please join us any night after dinner till lights out. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2630 | SETI tuba rehearsal, friend. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2631 | sorry buddy, no room, this guy just had to bring his huge binoculars with him! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2632 | Our apologies . . . the banjo player is sick, today! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2633 | You going up, down or waiting for the next elevator? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2634 | It helps us with our social distancing. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | You're welcome to join us. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2636 | Try the stairs; he next elevator has the string section, the one after that, the piano . . . | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | Not until we finish the last few bars of 'Oskee-wow-wow!' | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2638 | (Present day trump tower) Oompa Loompa Doo Pah Dee Doo | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Fifth floor? Come on in, we're going to the deafness trade show. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2640 | You know, you should social distance from each other, too, right? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2641 | She’s got Bette Davis eyes... | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2642 | Trust me! Stairway to Heaven sounds much better in stereo. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2643 | Are you taking requests? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2644 | I never expected the Tuba Inquisition. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2645 | The rest of the orchestra took the stairs. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2646 | Is there room for a piccalo? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2647 | We're the back-up band. Is this the Titanic? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2648 | Elevator Blues for Tuba on one, two, three, four...hit it!" | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2649 | I think they ask right now that elevator occupancy be limited to two persons at a time. Sorry. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2650 | Sorry, the New Yorker is not taking any more elevator music captions. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2651 | May we suggest Flight of the Bumblebee in A minor for your ride this morning | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2652 | We're working on a new kind of elevator music that should be more lifting. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2653 | No! Blow your own horn. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2654 | Thanks anyway. I'd prefer to listen to fiddlers on my way up. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2655 | Your belts look good but what's up with the Cannons? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2656 | We accept tips for not playing your favorite tune on the way down. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2657 | We gave up on the bagpipes. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2658 | Well, yes or no? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2659 | Did you happen to see a short guy with a sackbut? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2660 | We're getting down to the bassment. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2661 | We were to meet Joe Venuti if front of the building, but he did not show.” (True story, New Yorker, but lots more tuba players. Look it up. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2662 | I need a new job. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2663 | We're getting off this cruise ship before everyone croaks! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2664 | Drop your wallet on the floor. Or you’ll get both barrels. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2665 | Don't dream of shoehorning your way in here" | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2666 | I think I’ll exercise the 6 feet rule and wait for the next elevator. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2667 | Rather loud way of declaring back-off". | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2668 | This is the only way you're allowed to ride the elevator. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2669 | We're afraid there will be a run on them. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2670 | Sorry,only room for piccolo players | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2671 | Social distancing is enforced in here | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2672 | By your face, it looks like you were expecting the Full Bar... | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2673 | I swear it was the tuba | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2674 | Boy, does this give a new meaning to elevator music | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2675 | We're waiting for John Philip Sousa to conduct us out of this elevator. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2676 | It's a new category in the Guinness Book of Records. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2677 | Yes, "Mulan" does have tubas. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2678 | That's close enough, buster! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2679 | Are you coming from the unemployment office? Is the wait long today? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2680 | To be safe we must stay two Sousaphones apart. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2681 | TUBAS ONLY! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2682 | We did try the stairs. The tympani were blocking the way. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2683 | Come on in, we're tonight's free elevator entertainment. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2684 | Three’s a crowd, pal. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2685 | It's this or Muzak. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2686 | Wamp, womp! going down. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2687 | We hope you enjoy elevator music. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2688 | No,they're Sousaphones! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | The acoustics are exceptional. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2690 | Take one more step and we'll blow you away | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2691 | Going up....and a two and three.... | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2692 | To be or not tuba. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2693 | We hear there's a blowhard convention in the penthouse. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2694 | Are we too late? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | No, I didn't bother googling what a sousaphone actually looks like, apparently. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2696 | We are returning these respirators! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2697 | Sorry sir, our notes are going down, down, down. | 1.2000 | 0.03541 | 95 | 79 | 16 | 0 |
2698 | We got too winded walking up and down the stairs." | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2699 | I don't think that was the tuba, I'll take the next one. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2700 | One of Roald Dahl's less successful books: Charlie and the Great Brass Elevator | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2701 | Just come in slow, we won't blow | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2702 | We've found a natural way to enforce social distancing. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2703 | I’ll wait for the strings. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2704 | Is this too loud for elevator music? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2705 | Sorry, this elevator's for the top brass only. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2706 | The floor chime is out. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2707 | Don’t be silly, there’s room for one more. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2708 | Try the string elevator | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2709 | There's room for one more in Bob's souzaphone | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2710 | Your cardiologist has told you to use the stairwell going forward. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2711 | Floor 1? and a 2 and a 1,2,3,4! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2712 | It’s modern take on leper’s ringing a bell | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2713 | Sorry guys, pack it up: she said no. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2714 | Hop in, I think we're neighbors. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2715 | Two tubas apart = appropriate social distancing | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2716 | Sorry...but the "B" button was for Brass...not for Basement. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2717 | The boss needs cheering up. Wanna join? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2718 | Sorry, this one is being held for the pit section. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2719 | Due to health concerns,the parade's being held privately on the tenth floor this year. You could join us,but it's no more than ten spectators. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2720 | Elevator is going down to sub-mergers and aqua-sitions! | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2721 | Extra extra! The end of the world is coming. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2722 | Live muzak - it's the latest, and we even get paid by those who tell us to shut up. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2723 | That's right, stay back and wait for the next one" | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2724 | I am getting tired of this elevator music | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2725 | For most folks we meet, the six foot rule isn't enough. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2726 | We're going down to see the top brass. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2727 | We’ll be here all week.” | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2728 | Sorry, this is a duet only. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2729 | I'm afraid we're the new normal for a flash mob. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2730 | You got a problem with elevator music? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2731 | We're looking for the bathroom. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2732 | We'll make room, if you can play the trombone. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2733 | Yousaphone? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2734 | First time at this convention? Head to the fourth floor if you’re horny. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2735 | Sorry sir, no more room - we're about to install the giant binoculars up on the observation deck. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2736 | Has the parade been on this floor yet? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2737 | The kind that you can march with a called a sousaphone. You called it a tuba. That is so embarrassing for you that you probably want to wait for the next elevator. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2738 | The acoustics are great. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2739 | Don’t worry, we fixed the Muzak. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2740 | There's room for a piccolo player. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2741 | This is the brass express. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2742 | No, I didn't get the promotion dad. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2743 | Tuba or not to Tuba? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2744 | Did you bring your oboe? | 1.1935 | 0.03825 | 93 | 80 | 11 | 2 |
2745 | We're replacing Muzak. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2746 | Technically they are Sousaphones, not tubas. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2747 | The rock concert is in the staff elevator. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2748 | Keep your distance, or else! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2749 | Don't try to push my buttons, kid. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2750 | This is the tuba lift. The shoulder brief lift is to your right. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2751 | Brass on Pocket was the elevator music Stan had always been waiting for. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2752 | No entry. This car is tubaed. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2753 | This is the Tuba express. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2754 | Sorry the elevator music is broken. We're the backup." | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2755 | We figured wearing these keeps people away at a safe social distance. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2756 | It's elevator music, but elevated. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2757 | We use elevators, |