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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-03-29T20:17:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-04-12T20:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-04-06T20:19:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 13, 2020 |
Number of captions | 5111 |
Number of responses | 973712 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We have them between all tables, it encourages social distancing. | 2.1086 | 0.00581 | 15928 | 3535 | 7139 | 5250 |
1 | He’s acting up because your purse was somebody he knew | 2.1067 | 0.00614 | 15242 | 3665 | 6293 | 5281 |
2 | You can tell whether it's an alligator or a crocodile by whether you see it later or after a while. | 2.0733 | 0.00690 | 14194 | 4339 | 4488 | 5364 |
3 | No, you can't have another customer. You haven't finished the last one. | 2.0277 | 0.00684 | 13105 | 3876 | 5003 | 4220 |
4 | We asked the flooring company for red tiles, but it autocorrected to rep-tiles. | 2.0242 | 0.00702 | 12620 | 3796 | 4730 | 4083 |
5 | We used to have customers who would sit here for three hours and just use our wifi. They're gone. | 2.0206 | 0.00677 | 12499 | 3488 | 5274 | 3730 |
6 | Oh, lots of reasons. These days though it’s mostly guarding the toilet paper. | 2.0064 | 0.00727 | 11132 | 3274 | 4520 | 3329 |
7 | THIS is what happens when you drain the swamp. | 1.9791 | 0.00832 | 8935 | 2863 | 3397 | 2675 |
8 | Not again...no one wants to hear how you got flushed down the toilet when you were little. | 1.9508 | 0.00830 | 9149 | 3121 | 3359 | 2669 |
9 | Your odds of dying from the coronavirus just went down. | 1.9141 | 0.00785 | 10014 | 3561 | 3745 | 2699 |
10 | It’s our way of encouraging social distancing. | 1.9096 | 0.00937 | 6250 | 2021 | 2772 | 1456 |
11 | ... Technically, yes, but he identifies as a crocodile. | 1.8829 | 0.00867 | 8129 | 3027 | 3028 | 2068 |
12 | Complaints go in the box behind the alligator. | 1.8813 | 0.01181 | 4304 | 1578 | 1659 | 1067 |
13 | So remind me who ordered the tofu salad and who ordered the three raw chickens? | 1.8775 | 0.00879 | 7905 | 2967 | 2942 | 1993 |
14 | I wouldn't worry -- he's just eaten. In fact that's how your table became available. | 1.8700 | 0.00858 | 8008 | 2957 | 3130 | 1915 |
15 | If you'd like him to leave he responds to "see ya later" | 1.8584 | 0.00960 | 6292 | 2333 | 2515 | 1443 |
16 | Cups go in the trash. Bowls and flatware in the recycling. Compost in the alligator. | 1.8546 | 0.01039 | 5061 | 1803 | 2191 | 1067 |
17 | I need the truth, Harry. Is her date more than 30 minutes late, or was he a bit early ...? | 1.8385 | 0.01057 | 5621 | 2291 | 1945 | 1384 |
18 | Say what you will, but the big fella has increased our to-go business by 50%. | 1.8329 | 0.00940 | 6062 | 2212 | 2648 | 1200 |
19 | I’m sorry, unless it’s an emotional support alligator, I’m afraid it has to wait outside. | 1.8293 | 0.00907 | 7370 | 2975 | 2677 | 1714 |
20 | Let’s just say he’ll have what you’re having. | 1.8279 | 0.00938 | 6827 | 2740 | 2510 | 1564 |
21 | He says he wouldn't want to be in your shoes | 1.8201 | 0.01109 | 4963 | 2041 | 1773 | 1148 |
22 | Moats between tables is why we're allowed to stay open. | 1.8145 | 0.00836 | 7791 | 2991 | 3250 | 1540 |
23 | You may want to finish up. At happy hour this place is a zoo. | 1.8091 | 0.01092 | 4924 | 2004 | 1856 | 1064 |
24 | No, those are real tears. | 1.7839 | 0.00974 | 6142 | 2605 | 2262 | 1273 |
25 | We took him in after the president drained the swamp. | 1.7814 | 0.00921 | 7094 | 3093 | 2459 | 1534 |
26 | Dude, cough into your elbow | 1.7798 | 0.01197 | 4273 | 1881 | 1452 | 940 |
27 | His name is Donald. Just praise him and he will calm down | 1.7674 | 0.01390 | 3418 | 1619 | 974 | 824 |
28 | “Lighten up! Her shoes are called Crocs. Don’t take it so personal.” | 1.7657 | 0.01012 | 5447 | 2343 | 2046 | 1049 |
29 | One of our waitresses ordered Crocs from Amazon---and they sent a croc from THE Amazon! | 1.7498 | 0.01333 | 3437 | 1587 | 1123 | 727 |
30 | A twenty per cent gratuity is recommended." | 1.7476 | 0.01665 | 1981 | 857 | 767 | 357 |
31 | We never should have given him "people food." | 1.7406 | 0.01361 | 3127 | 1415 | 1105 | 605 |
32 | It’s Florida’s new way of saying, “Welcome,” to New Yorkers. | 1.7340 | 0.01450 | 2891 | 1365 | 930 | 596 |
33 | I have a reptile disruption. | 1.7252 | 0.01008 | 6412 | 3223 | 1723 | 1458 |
34 | And the alligator's fresh. | 1.7120 | 0.01901 | 1580 | 744 | 547 | 289 |
35 | But you will NEVER see a rodent here. | 1.7083 | 0.01210 | 3641 | 1656 | 1391 | 594 |
36 | He's a rescue. | 1.7072 | 0.01241 | 3627 | 1698 | 1291 | 637 |
37 | He got laid off from Mar-a-Lago. | 1.7007 | 0.01312 | 3482 | 1720 | 1084 | 678 |
38 | Oh. He's our social distance manager. | 1.6875 | 0.01952 | 1408 | 666 | 516 | 226 |
39 | Yes...she probably tastes like chicken... | 1.6843 | 0.01420 | 2753 | 1335 | 952 | 466 |
40 | You know, our food disposal is 100% environmentally friendly. | 1.6821 | 0.01121 | 4115 | 1931 | 1563 | 621 |
41 | No, YOU taste like chicken. | 1.6819 | 0.01198 | 3973 | 1966 | 1305 | 701 |
42 | There's one every six feet. We take social distancing very seriously. | 1.6779 | 0.02713 | 739 | 358 | 261 | 120 |
43 | ‘This is the Croc who swallowed the Cat who ate the Rat that killed the Bat who caused the whole World to go into lockdown.’ | 1.6719 | 0.01499 | 2731 | 1433 | 761 | 537 |
44 | First the sun’s in your eyes, then you’re too close to the kitchen. Do you really want to change seats again? | 1.6649 | 0.01391 | 2886 | 1451 | 951 | 484 |
45 | "He's still learning the difference between leftovers and customers." | 1.6523 | 0.01559 | 2298 | 1180 | 737 | 381 |
46 | I told you we’re not going to charge her an arm and a leg | 1.6499 | 0.01488 | 2502 | 1284 | 810 | 408 |
47 | We take social distancing seriously. | 1.6491 | 0.01510 | 2271 | 1126 | 816 | 329 |
48 | Six feet, Zilla--six feet. Or back to the sewers. | 1.6460 | 0.01661 | 1938 | 982 | 660 | 296 |
49 | And over there is our catch of the day. | 1.6413 | 0.01804 | 1589 | 798 | 563 | 228 |
50 | Let him see that it’s just a salad and he’ll stop begging. | 1.6412 | 0.01489 | 2397 | 1221 | 815 | 361 |
51 | He ordered you. | 1.6406 | 0.01464 | 2663 | 1409 | 799 | 453 |
52 | He wants you to give him a hand. | 1.6403 | 0.01783 | 1782 | 943 | 538 | 301 |
53 | We're trying to teach him not to beg at the table. | 1.6399 | 0.01456 | 2377 | 1181 | 871 | 325 |
54 | I think he recognizes your shoes. | 1.6342 | 0.01769 | 1703 | 879 | 568 | 256 |
55 | And that right there is why I hate Florida. | 1.6279 | 0.01661 | 2061 | 1112 | 604 | 345 |
56 | Did you order the snapper? | 1.6260 | 0.01450 | 2516 | 1312 | 833 | 371 |
57 | Past the alligator, through the ring of fire, and first door on your left. | 1.6248 | 0.01746 | 1871 | 1016 | 540 | 314 |
58 | He wants to know if you're through with that. | 1.6194 | 0.01500 | 2178 | 1106 | 795 | 277 |
59 | Quiet down, Mortimer. She only asked if we served Gatorade. | 1.6176 | 0.01542 | 2181 | 1142 | 731 | 308 |
60 | Ah didn't you have a service dog when you came in? | 1.6176 | 0.01837 | 1629 | 878 | 496 | 255 |
61 | Easy! Let's first see what kind of tip she leaves. | 1.6174 | 0.01514 | 2177 | 1119 | 772 | 286 |
62 | ... and behind you is our free-range garbage disposal. | 1.6172 | 0.01569 | 2134 | 1125 | 701 | 308 |
63 | Whenever I try to get rid of him, he plays the indigenous card. | 1.6163 | 0.01857 | 1616 | 879 | 478 | 259 |
64 | This one's safe, he suffers from reptile dysfunction. | 1.5937 | 0.01841 | 1659 | 940 | 453 | 266 |
65 | I always mix them up. I think it depends on whether we’ll be seeing him later or after a while. | 1.5924 | 0.02027 | 1298 | 725 | 380 | 193 |
66 | He highly recommends the turtle soup. | 1.5914 | 0.02832 | 651 | 357 | 203 | 91 |
67 | Just ignore it because nothing makes sense right now | 1.5875 | 0.01942 | 1474 | 839 | 404 | 231 |
68 | He wants you to know that we taste like chicken. | 1.5871 | 0.01795 | 1521 | 821 | 503 | 190 |
69 | Did you just say "And make it snappy?" Really? | 1.5857 | 0.01879 | 1429 | 779 | 462 | 187 |
70 | Sorry, we’ve been swamped recently. | 1.5844 | 0.02080 | 1191 | 657 | 372 | 162 |
71 | Her name is The Manager. Did you still want to speak to her? | 1.5837 | 0.03645 | 418 | 239 | 114 | 65 |
72 | We've cut back on staff. Just toss your leftovers in there. | 1.5832 | 0.01852 | 1406 | 754 | 484 | 168 |
73 | Get any closer and this nice woman will be going home with a new pocket book and matching shoes. | 1.5831 | 0.01954 | 1341 | 739 | 422 | 180 |
74 | How long did you say it was since your date went to the men's room? | 1.5825 | 0.01997 | 1260 | 689 | 408 | 163 |
75 | Just pointing out that the opposite of "tip" is "pit"... | 1.5811 | 0.02001 | 1375 | 786 | 377 | 211 |
76 | Trust me, our croque monsieur is to die for. | 1.5806 | 0.02063 | 1235 | 692 | 369 | 174 |
77 | Denis is our new customer complaints manager | 1.5773 | 0.01954 | 1306 | 717 | 422 | 166 |
78 | Oh, he's just there for idiots to take selfies with. | 1.5771 | 0.02125 | 1187 | 675 | 339 | 173 |
79 | It's the most effective social distance method we've tried. | 1.5754 | 0.02001 | 1274 | 710 | 395 | 169 |
80 | Not till you finish your vegetables. | 1.5742 | 0.02050 | 1193 | 661 | 379 | 153 |
81 | Now, do you understand why we asked you to check your purse? | 1.5698 | 0.02016 | 1174 | 641 | 397 | 136 |
82 | If this is uncomfortable, I can move you near the snake pit. | 1.5680 | 0.02145 | 1118 | 633 | 335 | 150 |
83 | 20% tip isn’t a suggestion... | 1.5667 | 0.02089 | 1147 | 643 | 358 | 146 |
84 | Yes, the alligator is fresh. | 1.5656 | 0.02145 | 1105 | 625 | 335 | 145 |
85 | I'm sorry Mr. Lacoste, no service without a shirt. | 1.5623 | 0.02247 | 1060 | 617 | 290 | 153 |
86 | If he's bothering you, I can seat you by the bees. | 1.5608 | 0.02263 | 1036 | 602 | 287 | 147 |
87 | Calm down, not until she's paid. | 1.5600 | 0.02383 | 866 | 487 | 273 | 106 |
88 | He misses the Trump rallies. | 1.5597 | 0.02333 | 1022 | 608 | 256 | 158 |
89 | She got a spoon because she has thumbs. | 1.5593 | 0.02665 | 776 | 460 | 198 | 118 |
90 | Sorry for the slow service, we are swamped tonight. | 1.5589 | 0.02190 | 1002 | 559 | 326 | 117 |
91 | It solved our problems with social distancing. | 1.5585 | 0.02229 | 1008 | 572 | 307 | 128 |
92 | What kind of dog was it? | 1.5556 | 0.02332 | 963 | 561 | 269 | 133 |
93 | If this doesn't work out, we'll probably just go back to composting. | 1.5554 | 0.02171 | 974 | 536 | 335 | 103 |
94 | You are not 6 feet away | 1.5532 | 0.02244 | 940 | 529 | 303 | 107 |
95 | Well, we get them from the sewer but I'm not sure I'd call them organic. | 1.5524 | 0.02296 | 936 | 534 | 287 | 115 |
96 | I'm your new waiter, because I run faster than the old one | 1.5501 | 0.02378 | 878 | 504 | 265 | 109 |
97 | Sorry. Looks like we're having a reptile dysfunction. | 1.5500 | 0.02541 | 860 | 519 | 209 | 132 |
98 | I know she's skinny, Sparky, but no one else wanted this table. | 1.5476 | 0.02354 | 893 | 514 | 269 | 110 |
99 | Whatever he tells you it's a croc. | 1.5474 | 0.02253 | 822 | 496 | 232 | 94 |
100 | He's trained to eat anyone who sneezes | 1.5467 | 0.02412 | 867 | 504 | 252 | 111 |
101 | Yeah, he gets the urban legend question a lot. | 1.5438 | 0.02404 | 833 | 477 | 259 | 97 |
102 | It's a bad habit he picked up from a Yorkie he ate. | 1.5411 | 0.02505 | 778 | 450 | 235 | 93 |
103 | So this is your first visit to the White House Cafeteria? | 1.5407 | 0.02604 | 799 | 484 | 198 | 117 |
104 | Swamp to table. It's the latest trend! | 1.5404 | 0.02509 | 768 | 443 | 235 | 90 |
105 | Nothing works like an alligator moat to encourage social distancing | 1.5370 | 0.02461 | 771 | 441 | 246 | 84 |
106 | It's Florida. If it made sense, it wouldn't be. | 1.5361 | 0.02607 | 735 | 443 | 194 | 98 |
107 | We're aiming for zero food waste and no negative online reviews. | 1.5346 | 0.02563 | 752 | 442 | 218 | 92 |
108 | Not the craziest thing I've seen in Florida. | 1.5338 | 0.02530 | 740 | 428 | 229 | 83 |
109 | New CDC guidance is six feet and an alligator-filled moat between you and the next person. | 1.5333 | 0.02569 | 750 | 442 | 216 | 92 |
110 | What part of "in a while" don't you understand? | 1.5332 | 0.02533 | 739 | 428 | 228 | 83 |
111 | We had the 6 foot rule long before it was popular. | 1.5318 | 0.02641 | 707 | 417 | 204 | 86 |
112 | Just ignore him. He rarely makes it as far as your table. | 1.5317 | 0.02499 | 726 | 414 | 238 | 74 |
113 | You fed him, didn't you? | 1.5316 | 0.02576 | 728 | 426 | 217 | 85 |
114 | Well... nothing make sense these days. | 1.5304 | 0.02703 | 724 | 441 | 182 | 101 |
115 | Yes, our snapper is fresh”. | 1.5287 | 0.02564 | 698 | 402 | 223 | 73 |
116 | like a cat café, but with adrenaline | 1.5286 | 0.02714 | 700 | 423 | 184 | 93 |
117 | I said I’d see you later! | 1.5283 | 0.02575 | 706 | 410 | 219 | 77 |
118 | He calms down when you give him a hand. | 1.5275 | 0.02684 | 692 | 413 | 193 | 86 |
119 | He's just expressing appreciation for your canvas shoes. | 1.5274 | 0.02607 | 694 | 405 | 212 | 77 |
120 | Here we have sort of a marsh-to-table philosophy. | 1.5270 | 0.02633 | 685 | 401 | 207 | 77 |
121 | We took him in after Trump drained the swamp. | 1.5265 | 0.02670 | 697 | 416 | 195 | 86 |
122 | So this is your emotional support animal? | 1.5265 | 0.02611 | 697 | 410 | 205 | 79 |
123 | Don’t feed him unless you want to give him a hand. | 1.5260 | 0.02700 | 673 | 405 | 184 | 84 |
124 | From swamp to table. | 1.5259 | 0.02655 | 694 | 412 | 199 | 83 |
125 | I'd get the chicken wings and share if I were you. | 1.5258 | 0.02547 | 677 | 385 | 228 | 64 |
126 | And so we thought, why stop at lobsters? | 1.5253 | 0.02938 | 594 | 360 | 156 | 78 |
127 | He wants to know if you'll be staying for dinner? | 1.5249 | 0.02644 | 684 | 403 | 203 | 78 |
128 | This is how we ensure six feet is maintained between you and the next table | 1.5231 | 0.02682 | 671 | 398 | 195 | 78 |
129 | He really likes people food. | 1.5229 | 0.02728 | 656 | 391 | 187 | 78 |
130 | We're experimenting with ways to encourage social distancing. | 1.5228 | 0.02661 | 658 | 387 | 199 | 72 |
131 | He says he has masks down there. Don't believe it. | 1.5216 | 0.02821 | 648 | 396 | 166 | 86 |
132 | Exactly 6 feet long: he's our spacer and enforcer in one. | 1.5213 | 0.02730 | 658 | 394 | 185 | 79 |
133 | Yes, madam, the ‘gatorburger is very fresh, and there’s a handbag option. | 1.5204 | 0.02720 | 636 | 375 | 191 | 70 |
134 | Isn't it refreshing to face a visible menace? | 1.5196 | 0.02832 | 637 | 389 | 165 | 83 |
135 | And what have I said about begging at the table? | 1.5191 | 0.02836 | 628 | 382 | 166 | 80 |
136 | Maintain social distance, and you'll be fine. | 1.5189 | 0.02627 | 636 | 366 | 210 | 60 |
137 | Hank deals with all customer complaints. | 1.5174 | 0.02760 | 632 | 378 | 181 | 73 |
138 | Mam, the woman at table three says your emotional support animal ate her son. | 1.5170 | 0.02947 | 617 | 386 | 143 | 88 |
139 | He's glad your here for dinner. | 1.5162 | 0.02788 | 618 | 370 | 177 | 71 |
140 | I told you - LATER! | 1.5147 | 0.02830 | 614 | 372 | 168 | 74 |
141 | Calm down. She ordered a crock of soup, not croc soup. | 1.5147 | 0.02744 | 614 | 363 | 186 | 65 |
142 | The shoes you're wearing used to belong to his mother. | 1.5140 | 0.02828 | 609 | 368 | 169 | 72 |
143 | Unfortunately, his bite IS worse than his bark. | 1.5133 | 0.02889 | 600 | 367 | 158 | 75 |
144 | The gator’s fresh today. | 1.5126 | 0.02726 | 595 | 347 | 191 | 57 |
145 | Its' a loaner, while they repair the garbage disposal. | 1.5102 | 0.02850 | 586 | 353 | 167 | 66 |
146 | Why yes, we are up to our ass in alligators. | 1.5102 | 0.02951 | 586 | 363 | 147 | 76 |
147 | I thought I said see you later. | 1.5089 | 0.03017 | 564 | 351 | 139 | 74 |
148 | Have you met Marty, our new social distancing coordinator? | 1.5087 | 0.02901 | 572 | 347 | 159 | 66 |
149 | I’m guessing he doesn’t look much like his profile picture | 1.5079 | 0.02899 | 567 | 343 | 160 | 64 |
150 | Not this one. She tips. | 1.5071 | 0.02874 | 562 | 337 | 165 | 60 |
151 | Here in D.C. the swamp is expanding. | 1.5063 | 0.02970 | 557 | 342 | 148 | 67 |
152 | Dude, back off: she ordered vegan. | 1.5063 | 0.02249 | 559 | 376 | 137 | 46 |
153 | Croque Madame, s’il vous plait. | 1.5062 | 0.02987 | 561 | 347 | 144 | 70 |
154 | No, she is not on the menu! | 1.5019 | 0.02933 | 538 | 325 | 156 | 57 |
155 | No, she did NOT say you’d make a nice handbag. Don’t be so touchy. | 1.5009 | 0.02977 | 533 | 325 | 149 | 59 |
156 | Don't mind him. He snaps at everybody. | 1.5009 | 0.03000 | 533 | 327 | 145 | 61 |
157 | For the last time, I said ‘I’ll see you later’! | 1.5000 | 0.03073 | 516 | 319 | 136 | 61 |
158 | I could have sworn that I sat two of you. | 1.4990 | 0.03006 | 523 | 320 | 145 | 58 |
159 | We take our zero-waste policy very seriously. | 1.4990 | 0.02920 | 523 | 313 | 159 | 51 |
160 | No, if he were hungry you would know it. | 1.4990 | 0.03048 | 519 | 320 | 139 | 60 |
161 | He suggests you order the fish to share. | 1.4990 | 0.02671 | 519 | 340 | 134 | 45 |
162 | He also knows 'Stand by Me' , but I wouldn't advise it. | 1.4990 | 0.03084 | 519 | 323 | 133 | 63 |
163 | I'm sorry about your date, his meal is on the house. | 1.4981 | 0.03160 | 518 | 329 | 120 | 69 |
164 | I'll be right with you, sir. Please don't snap at me. | 1.4970 | 0.02945 | 501 | 298 | 157 | 46 |
165 | She handles mice and customer feedback | 1.4970 | 0.03077 | 501 | 308 | 137 | 56 |
166 | He's pretty sure you're going to give us 4 stars. | 1.4970 | 0.02529 | 501 | 334 | 125 | 42 |
167 | Actually, it’s the hippos you have to watch out for. | 1.4970 | 0.03083 | 497 | 305 | 137 | 55 |
168 | Sir, your mice are coming. She ordered first, settle down. | 1.4960 | 0.02964 | 506 | 304 | 153 | 49 |
169 | See you later---I mean, in a while... | 1.4960 | 0.03165 | 504 | 318 | 122 | 64 |
170 | Do not give into his begging. He's already had a busboy. | 1.4949 | 0.03120 | 489 | 302 | 132 | 55 |
171 | You’ve already had one. No seconds. | 1.4939 | 0.03106 | 492 | 304 | 133 | 55 |
172 | Of course we serve children sir, why do you ask? | 1.4938 | 0.03134 | 486 | 304 | 126 | 56 |
173 | Are you familiar with Farm-to-Table? | 1.4928 | 0.03019 | 487 | 294 | 146 | 47 |
174 | We don't have hand sanitizer, but we DO have hand remover. | 1.4928 | 0.03115 | 487 | 301 | 132 | 54 |
175 | Just when you thought it was safe to go back into restaurants | 1.4916 | 0.03192 | 474 | 296 | 123 | 55 |
176 | His bark is annoying but trust me, his bite is worse. | 1.4895 | 0.03112 | 476 | 293 | 133 | 50 |
177 | Your therapy crocodile is making our other diners uncomfortable. | 1.4890 | 0.03285 | 456 | 288 | 113 | 55 |
178 | Since the zoo closed, Larry has been helping us maintain social distancing between tables. | 1.4883 | 0.03235 | 471 | 298 | 116 | 57 |
179 | I'll have the lady after what she is having. | 1.4883 | 0.03287 | 469 | 300 | 109 | 60 |
180 | They're harmless if you tip over 25%. | 1.4882 | 0.03141 | 467 | 288 | 130 | 49 |
181 | On the plus side, we don’t have rats anymore. | 1.4882 | 0.03052 | 467 | 282 | 142 | 43 |
182 | The virus has mutated. | 1.4880 | 0.03370 | 459 | 297 | 100 | 62 |
183 | Do you want to rethink that tip? | 1.4879 | 0.03181 | 453 | 279 | 127 | 47 |
184 | He recommends the frog legs. | 1.4871 | 0.03275 | 466 | 297 | 111 | 58 |
185 | He ensures that the customers are at least six feet from each other. | 1.4870 | 0.03045 | 462 | 278 | 143 | 41 |
186 | He keeps looking for that kid that flushed him down the toilet 10 years ago. | 1.4870 | 0.03166 | 462 | 286 | 127 | 49 |
187 | Its 6:00. I'm going off shift. Al here will be your waiter. He'll finish up with you. | 1.4868 | 0.03221 | 454 | 283 | 121 | 50 |
188 | It's either six feet apart or six feet under, ma'am. | 1.4868 | 0.03160 | 454 | 279 | 129 | 46 |
189 | Technically, this is what allows us to call it a Cajun restaurant. | 1.4867 | 0.03126 | 450 | 276 | 130 | 44 |
190 | You've come to the right place for a bite. | 1.4866 | 0.03112 | 448 | 271 | 136 | 41 |
191 | I'd like to point out our restaraunt's complaint department. | 1.4859 | 0.03080 | 461 | 280 | 138 | 43 |
192 | He emigrated from Mar-a-Lago. Offended by all those swamp jokes. | 1.4857 | 0.03171 | 455 | 281 | 127 | 47 |
193 | The alligator is fresh today. | 1.4857 | 0.03046 | 455 | 273 | 143 | 39 |
194 | You gave her a bite, now she'll beg through the whole meal. | 1.4857 | 0.03093 | 455 | 276 | 137 | 42 |
195 | The lobster tank was getting passe | 1.4855 | 0.03186 | 449 | 277 | 126 | 46 |
196 | We've placed those between the tables to encourage social distancing. | 1.4855 | 0.03243 | 447 | 279 | 119 | 49 |
197 | Well, I suppose 'pet friendly' will always mean different things to different people. | 1.4854 | 0.03175 | 445 | 273 | 128 | 44 |
198 | This is why Yelp rated us $$$$$$. Dinner can cost you and arm and a leg. | 1.4854 | 0.03346 | 445 | 284 | 106 | 55 |
199 | Gary, take off that costume and get back to work. | 1.4852 | 0.03254 | 439 | 273 | 119 | 47 |
200 | He always gets cranky when someone orders the Crock pot. | 1.4828 | 0.03216 | 437 | 270 | 123 | 44 |
201 | He's curious to know if people really taste like chicken. | 1.4818 | 0.03217 | 440 | 273 | 122 | 45 |
202 | Him? He just came in for a quick bite. | 1.4813 | 0.03128 | 428 | 258 | 134 | 36 |
203 | He's there to ensure social distancing from the next table. | 1.4806 | 0.03123 | 439 | 267 | 133 | 39 |
204 | 'People weren't taking social distancing seriously, so we built a moat around every table.' | 1.4806 | 0.03206 | 439 | 272 | 123 | 44 |
205 | We’re fostering him while the lagoons at Disney World are closed. | 1.4805 | 0.03249 | 437 | 273 | 118 | 46 |
206 | Look. I told you. No shirt, no shoes, no service! | 1.4804 | 0.03271 | 433 | 271 | 116 | 46 |
207 | He suggests that you order the jumbo mixed grill for two. | 1.4801 | 0.03237 | 427 | 264 | 121 | 42 |
208 | It's been happening ever since Lacoste opened an outlet next store. | 1.4795 | 0.03232 | 440 | 275 | 119 | 46 |
209 | Can I interest you in our catch of the day? | 1.4792 | 0.03292 | 432 | 272 | 113 | 47 |
210 | Mr Smiley thinks that 35% is a very fair tip rate | 1.4778 | 0.03304 | 427 | 269 | 112 | 46 |
211 | He's been pretty well behaved ever since the chihuahua incident. | 1.4774 | 0.03252 | 421 | 261 | 119 | 41 |
212 | She'll be what I'm having. | 1.4771 | 0.03442 | 415 | 267 | 98 | 50 |
213 | Don't forget the tip. | 1.4760 | 0.03263 | 416 | 258 | 118 | 40 |
214 | One more word and it's back to Mar-a-lago. | 1.4760 | 0.03486 | 416 | 271 | 92 | 53 |
215 | I laundered my Lacoste and two months later, he came out of the washing machine. | 1.4760 | 0.03402 | 416 | 266 | 102 | 48 |
216 | To get rid of him, just say "See you later." | 1.4760 | 0.03535 | 416 | 274 | 86 | 56 |
217 | Don’t feed him, no matter how cutely he begs. | 1.4757 | 0.03490 | 370 | 231 | 102 | 37 |
218 | He use to be Trump’s Chief of Staff | 1.4747 | 0.03475 | 415 | 270 | 93 | 52 |
219 | Social distancing, Wally! | 1.4745 | 0.03190 | 411 | 256 | 113 | 36 |
220 | That's Allie, our social distancing agent. | 1.4745 | 0.03449 | 411 | 265 | 97 | 49 |
221 | We hired him after they drained the swamp. | 1.4745 | 0.03291 | 411 | 256 | 115 | 40 |
222 | That is not six feet buster! | 1.4743 | 0.03462 | 409 | 264 | 96 | 49 |
223 | We specialize in swamp-to-table. | 1.4739 | 0.03447 | 403 | 258 | 99 | 46 |
224 | Tipping is optional, but encouraged. | 1.4739 | 0.03244 | 403 | 247 | 121 | 35 |
225 | He knows “sit up” and “roll over” but we are having issues with “shake hands.” | 1.4738 | 0.03387 | 401 | 253 | 106 | 42 |
226 | The restroom is just through there ma'am, however the uplift in recent toilet paper theft has forced us to increase security measures. | 1.4729 | 0.03550 | 406 | 267 | 86 | 53 |
227 | Don't pretend you don't know why the customers can't feed you anymore, Floyd." | 1.4706 | 0.03524 | 391 | 253 | 92 | 46 |
228 | It may be a coincidence, but he's never bothered a generous tipper. | 1.4706 | 0.03372 | 391 | 245 | 108 | 38 |
229 | It's been this way ever since Trump drained the swamp. | 1.4704 | 0.03519 | 389 | 251 | 93 | 45 |
230 | He helps us enforce the 6 foot rule | 1.4704 | 0.03325 | 389 | 241 | 113 | 35 |
231 | I’m so sorry. I mixed up your orders. Which one of you had the live antelope? | 1.4704 | 0.03472 | 389 | 251 | 94 | 44 |
232 | I think that’s the longest he’s ever held that high C! | 1.4694 | 0.03517 | 392 | 254 | 92 | 46 |
233 | That’s the complaint department. | 1.4694 | 0.03267 | 392 | 241 | 118 | 33 |
234 | Table scraps? Nah. It turns out they can be taught how to smell 15% tippers! | 1.4694 | 0.03267 | 392 | 241 | 118 | 33 |
235 | Audrey, too soon. AFTER they pay. | 1.4688 | 0.03456 | 384 | 244 | 100 | 40 |
236 | He’s a service gator, you know, a gator-aid. | 1.4677 | 0.03377 | 387 | 243 | 107 | 37 |
237 | I'm your waiter, Gary, and that's your gator, Jax. We used to have a big problem with pigeons on the patio. | 1.4677 | 0.02838 | 387 | 257 | 103 | 27 |
238 | I think he'd like to bayou a drink. | 1.4670 | 0.03508 | 379 | 243 | 95 | 41 |
239 | Violate social distancing one more time and you're a handbag. | 1.4670 | 0.03448 | 379 | 242 | 98 | 39 |
240 | Oh that? This place used to be a handbag factory. | 1.4670 | 0.03428 | 379 | 239 | 103 | 37 |
241 | And this is why we have no problem with diners bringing in small dogs." | 1.4667 | 0.03454 | 375 | 242 | 93 | 40 |
242 | I said, IN A WHILE!! | 1.4659 | 0.03529 | 367 | 234 | 95 | 38 |
243 | You wanna talk to my manager? THAT'S my manager | 1.4658 | 0.03360 | 380 | 237 | 109 | 34 |
244 | You think a virus is the only thing Spring Breakers brought back from Florida? | 1.4656 | 0.03515 | 378 | 243 | 94 | 41 |
245 | He’s an alligator so don’t be fooled by his crocodile tears. | 1.4656 | 0.03434 | 378 | 239 | 102 | 37 |
246 | And that's how we enforce social distancing. | 1.4640 | 0.03391 | 375 | 235 | 106 | 34 |
247 | Pay no attention to that gator behind you; everything he says is a croc! | 1.4638 | 0.03446 | 373 | 236 | 101 | 36 |
248 | Pay no mind. They're crocodile tears. | 1.4630 | 0.03500 | 365 | 232 | 97 | 36 |
249 | Into your elbow! | 1.4620 | 0.03521 | 368 | 236 | 94 | 38 |
250 | They say fear heightens your sense of smell and taste. | 1.4617 | 0.03384 | 366 | 228 | 107 | 31 |
251 | You swallowed your mask again, didn't you." | 1.4617 | 0.03619 | 366 | 239 | 85 | 42 |
252 | Without him, people just don't obey the social distancing guidelines. | 1.4617 | 0.03514 | 366 | 234 | 95 | 37 |
253 | Dinner for one? Or one for dinner? | 1.4617 | 0.03514 | 366 | 234 | 95 | 37 |
254 | We used to have a koi pond. | 1.4607 | 0.03310 | 356 | 217 | 114 | 25 |
255 | You said see you later alligator. His personal pronoun is crocodile. | 1.4601 | 0.03556 | 363 | 234 | 91 | 38 |
256 | '' He's saying he recognises your shoes" | 1.4598 | 0.03394 | 361 | 225 | 106 | 30 |
257 | I'm your waiter and he's your gator. He's part of our new sustainability and recycling program and will take whatever you don't eat. | 1.4598 | 0.03527 | 361 | 231 | 94 | 36 |
258 | We’ve finally moved to truly sustainable composting. | 1.4598 | 0.03505 | 361 | 230 | 96 | 35 |
259 | No,she said close to the elevator. | 1.4598 | 0.03592 | 361 | 234 | 88 | 39 |
260 | Al here will be your gator for this evening | 1.4598 | 0.03592 | 361 | 234 | 88 | 39 |
261 | And let me know if you'd like some gator-aid. | 1.4592 | 0.03592 | 355 | 229 | 89 | 37 |
262 | He helps keep our establishment child-free. | 1.4592 | 0.03131 | 355 | 245 | 80 | 30 |
263 | He might know where your dog went. | 1.4589 | 0.03585 | 353 | 227 | 90 | 36 |
264 | He wants to buy you a drink. | 1.4589 | 0.03673 | 353 | 231 | 82 | 40 |
265 | Well, you did say that you'd see him later | 1.4589 | 0.03539 | 353 | 225 | 94 | 34 |
266 | Does that sound like your little dog's bark? | 1.4587 | 0.03622 | 351 | 227 | 87 | 37 |
267 | We’re using a new organic waste disposal system. | 1.4579 | 0.03584 | 356 | 230 | 89 | 37 |
268 | Six feet. No discussion. | 1.4579 | 0.03606 | 356 | 231 | 87 | 38 |
269 | When we said we’re casual, even Crocs are allowed, we meant as in dress code. | 1.4579 | 0.03562 | 356 | 229 | 91 | 36 |
270 | Lyle, six feet away, and put the mask back on! | 1.4579 | 0.03584 | 356 | 230 | 89 | 37 |
271 | He wants to know if you taste like chicken. | 1.4566 | 0.03567 | 346 | 221 | 92 | 33 |
272 | It’s weird, he gets fatter when tips are small. Just sayin’. | 1.4564 | 0.03534 | 344 | 218 | 95 | 31 |
273 | I'm still waiting on my order. Exactly how long is "a while"? | 1.4564 | 0.03652 | 344 | 223 | 85 | 36 |
274 | LATER . . .later. | 1.4563 | 0.03524 | 355 | 227 | 94 | 34 |
275 | Don’t make eye contact or you’ll never get rid of him. They’re worse than seagulls. | 1.4556 | 0.03450 | 349 | 219 | 101 | 29 |
276 | We have one rule. Feed him, and he goes home with you. | 1.4556 | 0.03544 | 349 | 223 | 93 | 33 |
277 | He snaps at customers so we don't have to. | 1.4556 | 0.03378 | 349 | 224 | 91 | 30 |
278 | You WILL leave us a good Yelp review, right? | 1.4556 | 0.03521 | 349 | 222 | 95 | 32 |
279 | Your credit card was denied. You need to talk with Bob. | 1.4553 | 0.03559 | 347 | 222 | 92 | 33 |
280 | He recommends the duck à l'orange. It's his favorite. | 1.4553 | 0.03041 | 347 | 224 | 97 | 26 |
281 | Let me tell you about our fresh catch of the day. | 1.4553 | 0.03651 | 347 | 226 | 84 | 37 |
282 | He just showed up at the door one day. I haven't been able to get close enough to see if he's microchipped | 1.4540 | 0.03573 | 337 | 217 | 88 | 32 |
283 | Sorry we had to seat you next to the garbage disposal. | 1.4529 | 0.03387 | 340 | 210 | 106 | 24 |
284 | We suggest 20% after tax, but whatever you feel is fair. | 1.4518 | 0.03547 | 332 | 210 | 94 | 28 |
285 | Oh, that's Zelda. She's expecting a food critic. | 1.4518 | 0.03598 | 332 | 212 | 90 | 30 |
286 | Cat cafés are so mainstream. | 1.4515 | 0.03587 | 330 | 210 | 91 | 29 |
287 | Our pescatarian option. | 1.4513 | 0.03768 | 308 | 198 | 81 | 29 |
288 | That better be a service animal | 1.4507 | 0.03721 | 335 | 220 | 79 | 36 |
289 | He was hired for social distancing. | 1.4507 | 0.03599 | 335 | 215 | 89 | 31 |
290 | I don’t care if you’re from a freshwater environment cough into your elbow | 1.4507 | 0.03793 | 335 | 225 | 70 | 40 |
291 | I told you, no begging at the table. | 1.4505 | 0.03589 | 333 | 213 | 90 | 30 |
292 | Patience, Al. It’s in your own interest we serve her first, and you know it. | 1.4505 | 0.03564 | 333 | 212 | 92 | 29 |
293 | You don’t need to feed it, but most do. | 1.4505 | 0.03539 | 333 | 211 | 94 | 28 |
294 | What part of "see you later" don't you get. | 1.4505 | 0.03589 | 333 | 213 | 90 | 30 |
295 | Our catch of the day is the Croc Monsieur. | 1.4505 | 0.03689 | 333 | 217 | 82 | 34 |
296 | Slowly put that turtle soup on the floor. It's his order. | 1.4505 | 0.03539 | 333 | 211 | 94 | 28 |
297 | We call it “Swamp-To-Table” | 1.4492 | 0.03678 | 325 | 210 | 84 | 31 |
298 | Sir, please cough into your elbow. | 1.4492 | 0.03652 | 325 | 209 | 86 | 30 |
299 | Six feet seemed inadequate - so we added a moat. | 1.4489 | 0.03588 | 323 | 205 | 91 | 27 |
300 | He has the wifi password. | 1.4486 | 0.03814 | 321 | 212 | 74 | 35 |
301 | Don’t bother begging; she’s vegan | 1.4482 | 0.03627 | 328 | 211 | 87 | 30 |
302 | Hey, six feet mister. | 1.4482 | 0.03549 | 328 | 208 | 93 | 27 |
303 | We call it Gator Aid. | 1.4479 | 0.03669 | 326 | 211 | 84 | 31 |
304 | Uh. I don't think you're going to need that doggie bag after all, ma'am. | 1.4479 | 0.03202 | 326 | 221 | 81 | 24 |
305 | No, of course we don’t have an alligator. That’s a crocodile. | 1.4479 | 0.03643 | 326 | 210 | 86 | 30 |
306 | He suffers from separation anxiety. | 1.4479 | 0.03820 | 326 | 217 | 72 | 37 |
307 | It turns the tables faster. | 1.4475 | 0.03526 | 324 | 204 | 95 | 25 |
308 | I'm sorry, ma'am, but I have to ask you to leave. Your 'personal support animal' just ate one of the busboys. | 1.4455 | 0.03850 | 321 | 217 | 66 | 38 |
309 | don’t worry about Al, he’s just here to ensure a social distance is maintained between tables | 1.4455 | 0.03548 | 321 | 203 | 93 | 25 |
310 | Just ignore him. He laughs at everything. | 1.4455 | 0.03682 | 321 | 208 | 83 | 30 |
311 | Which one of you ordered the waitress ? | 1.4455 | 0.03602 | 321 | 205 | 89 | 27 |
312 | This used to be a Rainforest Cafe. | 1.4448 | 0.03606 | 317 | 202 | 89 | 26 |
313 | Why are you surprised? The menu says that alligator bites are a house specialty. | 1.4441 | 0.03694 | 313 | 202 | 83 | 28 |
314 | He wants his shoes back. | 1.4434 | 0.03584 | 309 | 195 | 91 | 23 |
315 | I thought I said later, Alligator! | 1.4434 | 0.03213 | 309 | 208 | 76 | 25 |
316 | Fierce yes, but he's never met a guest he didn't like. | 1.4434 | 0.03584 | 309 | 195 | 91 | 23 |
317 | welcome to Florida | 1.4434 | 0.03671 | 309 | 198 | 85 | 26 |
318 | I didn't feel comfortable leaving him home alone with my cat. | 1.4434 | 0.03728 | 309 | 200 | 81 | 28 |
319 | All emotional support crocodiles must be on a leash | 1.4434 | 0.03642 | 309 | 197 | 87 | 25 |
320 | Service alligator, really? | 1.4434 | 0.03495 | 309 | 192 | 97 | 20 |
321 | Social distancing only applies to humans, so you're fine. | 1.4427 | 0.03685 | 314 | 203 | 83 | 28 |
322 | I said LATER | 1.4423 | 0.03646 | 312 | 200 | 86 | 26 |
323 | Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4423 | 0.03838 | 312 | 207 | 72 | 33 |
324 | He enforces our 'No Pets' policy. | 1.4423 | 0.03729 | 312 | 203 | 80 | 29 |
325 | It's OK...he's been tested. | 1.4423 | 0.03589 | 312 | 198 | 90 | 24 |
326 | He always recommends the partially decomposed deer carcass, but most customers prefer the house salad. | 1.4423 | 0.03646 | 312 | 200 | 86 | 26 |
327 | We charge an arm and a leg. | 1.4422 | 0.03722 | 303 | 195 | 82 | 26 |
328 | The outbreak has forced us to substitute fresh-caught with sewer-raised. | 1.4407 | 0.03761 | 295 | 193 | 76 | 26 |
329 | Yeah, but he *thinks* he's a seal. | 1.4404 | 0.03902 | 302 | 201 | 69 | 32 |
330 | Easy now. She’s a good tipper. | 1.4404 | 0.03470 | 302 | 189 | 94 | 19 |
331 | Does your emotional support alligator want anything? | 1.4404 | 0.03846 | 302 | 199 | 73 | 30 |
332 | It keeps our diners six feet apart. | 1.4404 | 0.03640 | 302 | 192 | 87 | 23 |
333 | We just hired him, he's in charge of social distancing. | 1.4400 | 0.03687 | 300 | 207 | 62 | 31 |
334 | I'll have what she's having, after she has it. | 1.4393 | 0.03929 | 305 | 205 | 66 | 34 |
335 | Don't mean to hurry you, but I think he's waiting for your table. | 1.4385 | 0.03767 | 301 | 196 | 78 | 27 |
336 | He thinks that he is related to your purse" | 1.4385 | 0.03617 | 301 | 191 | 88 | 22 |
337 | Don't be nervous -- he eats here all the time! | 1.4373 | 0.03666 | 295 | 188 | 85 | 22 |
338 | Don’t mind him, he’s used to measure social distancing. | 1.4367 | 0.03129 | 300 | 201 | 77 | 22 |
339 | Don't worry, it's a dry cough you need to be concerned about. | 1.4362 | 0.03822 | 298 | 196 | 74 | 28 |
340 | I said I would see you later! | 1.4358 | 0.03750 | 296 | 192 | 79 | 25 |
341 | Your emotional support animal just ate our busboy. | 1.4354 | 0.03829 | 294 | 196 | 71 | 27 |
342 | There was a reason this table was free. | 1.4354 | 0.03829 | 294 | 193 | 74 | 27 |
343 | So what'll it be? Pull my finger or wrestle that gator? | 1.4354 | 0.03889 | 294 | 203 | 58 | 33 |
344 | Relax, she's not wearing that kind of shoe. | 1.4354 | 0.03829 | 294 | 193 | 74 | 27 |
345 | The lady at table 9 is complaining that your support alligator ate her support husband. | 1.4354 | 0.03705 | 294 | 189 | 82 | 23 |
346 | Actually, those aren't genuine tears. | 1.4354 | 0.03798 | 294 | 192 | 76 | 26 |
347 | You're awfully noisy for someone raised on a golf course. | 1.4354 | 0.03768 | 294 | 191 | 78 | 25 |
348 | For the last time, there is no ‘Capt. Hook Special’ | 1.4336 | 0.03904 | 286 | 189 | 70 | 27 |
349 | We haven't had a single dine and dash since we hired Al. | 1.4331 | 0.03987 | 284 | 190 | 65 | 29 |
350 | The gator is available grilled, blackened or belting out a blues tune in G. | 1.4331 | 0.04048 | 284 | 192 | 61 | 31 |
351 | That’s actually a misconception! We can see you later or after a while. It depends on our schedule. | 1.4331 | 0.03860 | 284 | 186 | 73 | 25 |
352 | This isn’t even the most Florida thing that’s happened to me today. | 1.4330 | 0.03855 | 291 | 192 | 72 | 27 |
353 | That is our new rapid composting program. | 1.4330 | 0.03886 | 291 | 193 | 70 | 28 |
354 | This is the last time I'm going to tell you, we serve alligator , but not alligators | 1.4330 | 0.03825 | 291 | 191 | 74 | 26 |
355 | I’ll have the woman, raw. Hold the chair. | 1.4330 | 0.03794 | 291 | 190 | 76 | 25 |
356 | 'I've told you, snappy hour finishes at 7.' | 1.4325 | 0.03748 | 289 | 187 | 79 | 23 |
357 | If you can't finish your meal, Al will finish it for you. If you do finish your meal, watch your back. | 1.4325 | 0.03780 | 289 | 188 | 77 | 24 |
358 | I apologize. I said, "see you later" I meant, "in a while." | 1.4325 | 0.03936 | 289 | 193 | 67 | 29 |
359 | Our regular security guard is in quarantine. | 1.4316 | 0.03817 | 285 | 186 | 75 | 24 |
360 | I'll see you later. | 1.4316 | 0.03817 | 285 | 186 | 75 | 24 |
361 | Will I see you later or in a while? | 1.4316 | 0.03944 | 285 | 190 | 67 | 28 |
362 | Yeah, we've moved past composting. | 1.4316 | 0.03817 | 285 | 186 | 75 | 24 |
363 | I'm finishing my shift, so my colleague will be taking care of you. | 1.4316 | 0.03913 | 285 | 189 | 69 | 27 |
364 | Not to alarm you, but I don’t think that’s your seeing eye dog. | 1.4316 | 0.03975 | 285 | 191 | 65 | 29 |
365 | He only emerges when I come within six feet | 1.4316 | 0.03817 | 285 | 186 | 75 | 24 |
366 | He'll have what you're having. | 1.4316 | 0.03849 | 285 | 187 | 73 | 25 |
367 | No, she is not on the take-out menu! | 1.4316 | 0.03913 | 285 | 189 | 69 | 27 |
368 | Our chef has a very unique solution to avoid customer complaints. | 1.4316 | 0.02854 | 285 | 205 | 64 | 16 |
369 | He's not hungry. He just wants to be petted. | 1.4316 | 0.03849 | 285 | 187 | 73 | 25 |
370 | Generalized anxiety was becoming passe. | 1.4312 | 0.04228 | 276 | 191 | 51 | 34 |
371 | The alligator soup takes a little longer to prepare. | 1.4311 | 0.03803 | 283 | 184 | 76 | 23 |
372 | As you can see the gator is fresh. | 1.4311 | 0.03617 | 283 | 186 | 76 | 21 |
373 | THIS is what happens when you don't drain the swamp | 1.4311 | 0.03932 | 283 | 188 | 68 | 27 |
374 | No! Only one customer a day! | 1.4311 | 0.03932 | 283 | 188 | 68 | 27 |
375 | I don't understand it either. He just showed up a few days ago and hasn't done anything but sing old show tunes. | 1.4301 | 0.03773 | 279 | 180 | 78 | 21 |
376 | He’s in charge of complaints. | 1.4296 | 0.03791 | 277 | 179 | 77 | 21 |
377 | That used to be the smoking section, but we've since pivoted it to be exclusively for Yelp reviewers. | 1.4296 | 0.03650 | 277 | 185 | 69 | 23 |
378 | The alligator is to die for. | 1.4296 | 0.03960 | 277 | 184 | 67 | 26 |
379 | Don't worry. That's not a "dry cough". | 1.4296 | 0.03825 | 277 | 182 | 72 | 23 |
380 | Crocodile Rock again. He thinks he's Elton John. | 1.4291 | 0.04144 | 275 | 188 | 56 | 31 |
381 | It's okay, he's vegan. | 1.4291 | 0.03941 | 282 | 188 | 67 | 27 |
382 | He said he’d like to try your spare ribs. | 1.4281 | 0.03981 | 278 | 186 | 65 | 27 |
383 | He'll have you. | 1.4275 | 0.03799 | 276 | 179 | 76 | 21 |
384 | We've introduced social distancing gators in order to ensure the safety of our guests. | 1.4275 | 0.03799 | 276 | 179 | 76 | 21 |
385 | Don't blame me - it wasn't my idea to drain the swamp. | 1.4275 | 0.03834 | 276 | 191 | 57 | 28 |
386 | No, she does not taste like chicken. | 1.4275 | 0.03834 | 276 | 180 | 74 | 22 |
387 | I SAID see you LATER Alligator! | 1.4275 | 0.04195 | 276 | 191 | 52 | 33 |
388 | If he asks to join you, say no. He never picks up the check. | 1.4275 | 0.03969 | 276 | 184 | 66 | 26 |
389 | The tip is entirely at your discretion. | 1.4270 | 0.04023 | 274 | 184 | 63 | 27 |
390 | We get 'em straight from the sewers, so you know they're fresh. | 1.4254 | 0.03912 | 268 | 176 | 70 | 22 |
391 | I'm the waiter, alligator. | 1.4254 | 0.03876 | 268 | 175 | 72 | 21 |
392 | Same idea as a lobster tank. At other Trump resorts we have baby seal, polar bear, turtle, and shark fin. | 1.4254 | 0.04155 | 268 | 183 | 56 | 29 |
393 | Ignore that. | 1.4254 | 0.03912 | 268 | 176 | 70 | 22 |
394 | Whatcha doing? You know you're not allowed to have people food! | 1.4254 | 0.03983 | 268 | 178 | 66 | 24 |
395 | No, he likes you, it's just that the last customer who sat there had a crocodile bag. | 1.4254 | 0.03691 | 268 | 170 | 82 | 16 |
396 | Bus your own table, scraps go there. Oh, watch your hands. | 1.4249 | 0.03791 | 273 | 177 | 76 | 20 |
397 | Croc au vin is the specialty of the house. | 1.4249 | 0.03826 | 273 | 178 | 74 | 21 |
398 | As you can see, our new refuse disposal system is now totally green -- with a yellowish under-belly. | 1.4249 | 0.03965 | 273 | 182 | 66 | 25 |
399 | Not yet, Ralph. We still haven't seen what size tip she leaves. | 1.4249 | 0.03861 | 273 | 179 | 72 | 22 |
400 | I think he wants what you're having. | 1.4249 | 0.03719 | 273 | 175 | 80 | 18 |
401 | The whole alligators in the sewers thing is a myth. That's actually a crocodile. | 1.4248 | 0.03878 | 266 | 176 | 68 | 22 |
402 | Well yes, that is one way to keep people at a 6ft distance. | 1.4244 | 0.03810 | 271 | 176 | 75 | 20 |
403 | Quit bothering the customers or I am going to ask the chef to add Cajun dishes to the menu. | 1.4244 | 0.03881 | 271 | 178 | 71 | 22 |
404 | Yes, our alligator soup is fresh. | 1.4244 | 0.03845 | 271 | 177 | 73 | 21 |
405 | He only eats vegans. | 1.4244 | 0.03881 | 271 | 185 | 62 | 24 |
406 | We recommend that you remain at least 6 feet away from one another at all times. | 1.4244 | 0.03737 | 271 | 174 | 79 | 18 |
407 | We call him Tipwell. | 1.4244 | 0.03810 | 271 | 176 | 75 | 20 |
408 | Yes, ma’am, new state law says we’re allowed to provide plastic straws to any customer willing to cross that moat to get them. | 1.4226 | 0.04084 | 265 | 179 | 60 | 26 |
409 | No Croque Madame for you! | 1.4219 | 0.04150 | 256 | 173 | 58 | 25 |
410 | He also does a pretty mean "I Did It My Way." | 1.4202 | 0.03949 | 257 | 169 | 68 | 20 |
411 | Yes, we recycle everything. | 1.4198 | 0.03782 | 262 | 169 | 76 | 17 |
412 | It's our catch of the day. | 1.4198 | 0.03782 | 262 | 169 | 76 | 17 |
413 | She lives on table scraps; but she lives for bad tippers. | 1.4198 | 0.03821 | 262 | 170 | 74 | 18 |
414 | This is the reason we’re out of the salmon, by the way. | 1.4186 | 0.03860 | 258 | 168 | 72 | 18 |
415 | Ma’am didn’t you come here with three children? | 1.4186 | 0.04013 | 258 | 172 | 64 | 22 |
416 | No begging, Royce, and stop giving her ‘I just ate a puppy dog’ eyes. | 1.4186 | 0.04051 | 258 | 173 | 62 | 23 |
417 | Medium rare, rare, or endangered? | 1.4186 | 0.03937 | 258 | 170 | 68 | 20 |
418 | Just remember to keep your hands above the table at all times. | 1.4186 | 0.03781 | 258 | 166 | 76 | 16 |
419 | This one bites from behind. He's called a 'talegator' | 1.4186 | 0.04268 | 258 | 179 | 50 | 29 |
420 | We found that spacing the tables out wasn't enough .. | 1.4186 | 0.04051 | 258 | 173 | 62 | 23 |
421 | We find they really help enforce social distancing here. | 1.4153 | 0.04145 | 248 | 170 | 54 | 24 |
422 | I really can’t say that draining the swamp has helped our business much. | 1.4153 | 0.04203 | 248 | 169 | 55 | 24 |
423 | Didn’t I tell you I’d see you later? | 1.4153 | 0.04045 | 248 | 165 | 63 | 20 |
424 | He helps with social distancing between tables. | 1.4153 | 0.04242 | 248 | 170 | 53 | 25 |
425 | He enforces the social distancing policy. | 1.4153 | 0.04045 | 248 | 165 | 63 | 20 |
426 | Right? I thought the same, but it's a crocodile, not an alligator. | 1.4153 | 0.04045 | 248 | 165 | 63 | 20 |
427 | We take our social distancing VERY seriously | 1.4153 | 0.04203 | 248 | 169 | 55 | 24 |
428 | Our policy requires that service alligators must be leashed. | 1.4153 | 0.04004 | 248 | 164 | 65 | 19 |
429 | You were the one who didn't want to sit under the AC vent. | 1.4153 | 0.03963 | 248 | 163 | 67 | 18 |
430 | The good news is we no longer have a rodent problem. | 1.4153 | 0.03795 | 248 | 159 | 75 | 14 |
431 | Believe it or not, it’s a lot cheaper than composting. | 1.4153 | 0.03922 | 248 | 162 | 69 | 17 |
432 | He's our founder- Ray Croc | 1.4150 | 0.04028 | 253 | 169 | 63 | 21 |
433 | Don't feed him. He's not allowed to beg. | 1.4150 | 0.03988 | 253 | 168 | 65 | 20 |
434 | What part of “see you later” don’t you understand? | 1.4150 | 0.03869 | 253 | 170 | 64 | 19 |
435 | He helps with social distancing. | 1.4150 | 0.03703 | 253 | 161 | 79 | 13 |
436 | The architect and the wildlife biologist settled on this compromise after four bottles of sake. | 1.4150 | 0.04292 | 253 | 176 | 49 | 28 |
437 | She called for the waiter, not the 'gater! | 1.4150 | 0.04105 | 253 | 171 | 59 | 23 |
438 | I'm sorry. He's just trying to encourage people to stay at home. | 1.4150 | 0.03745 | 253 | 162 | 77 | 14 |
439 | Cover that cough! | 1.4150 | 0.03988 | 253 | 172 | 59 | 22 |
440 | I told you it would cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4150 | 0.04143 | 253 | 172 | 57 | 24 |
441 | Of course, you don't have to tip 20%. | 1.4143 | 0.04089 | 251 | 169 | 60 | 22 |
442 | Sorry, no emotional support animals allowed. | 1.4137 | 0.03868 | 249 | 167 | 63 | 19 |
443 | We have not received a single bad online review, ever | 1.4137 | 0.03868 | 249 | 162 | 71 | 16 |
444 | Is that a support alligator? | 1.4137 | 0.03868 | 249 | 162 | 71 | 16 |
445 | We're going with a greener garbage disposal option. | 1.4137 | 0.04032 | 249 | 166 | 63 | 20 |
446 | You're the one who said to 'make it snappy'. | 1.4137 | 0.04190 | 249 | 170 | 55 | 24 |
447 | Compost goes in the bin behind you. | 1.4137 | 0.04032 | 249 | 166 | 63 | 20 |
448 | I already told you--no shirt, no shoes, no service! | 1.4137 | 0.04072 | 249 | 167 | 61 | 21 |
449 | I know it’s your favorite table, but she had a reservation. | 1.4137 | 0.04151 | 249 | 169 | 57 | 23 |
450 | I'm sorry, miss, but that is not a service animal. | 1.4137 | 0.03992 | 249 | 165 | 65 | 19 |
451 | We have an organic food waste disposal system. | 1.4137 | 0.03951 | 249 | 164 | 67 | 18 |
452 | He's just here to keep New Yorkers out. | 1.4137 | 0.04266 | 249 | 172 | 51 | 26 |
453 | Which one of you ordered the water buffalo? | 1.4137 | 0.04341 | 249 | 174 | 47 | 28 |
454 | Ma'am, you'll need to leave him outside, unless he's an emotional support gator. | 1.4130 | 0.03165 | 247 | 176 | 58 | 13 |
455 | We’re allowed to stay open because wacky restaurants with one incongruous element are classified as an essential service. | 1.4130 | 0.04252 | 247 | 170 | 52 | 25 |
456 | Your tears don't work with us | 1.4130 | 0.03972 | 247 | 163 | 66 | 18 |
457 | No, you've already had your diner for today! | 1.4130 | 0.03889 | 247 | 161 | 70 | 16 |
458 | We suggest a tip of at least twenty percent. | 1.4130 | 0.03803 | 247 | 159 | 74 | 14 |
459 | So will I be seeing you later or in a while? | 1.4122 | 0.04118 | 245 | 167 | 56 | 22 |
460 | He solved our rodent problem, and now he's taken a liking to our customers. | 1.4115 | 0.03930 | 243 | 159 | 68 | 16 |
461 | We have a zero-waste policy, so give any left-overs to him. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
462 | I told you, you don't clear the tables until they're done. | 1.4098 | 0.02904 | 244 | 176 | 51 | 17 |
463 | It's our new bio-composter...and eventually, a handbag. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
464 | The premium menu would have cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
465 | This little guy is just here to make sure you maintain a safe six foot distance from the next table over. | 1.4098 | 0.04003 | 244 | 162 | 64 | 18 |
466 | Care to edit that Yelp review? | 1.4098 | 0.04003 | 244 | 162 | 64 | 18 |
467 | For the last time, Clyde, I agree that 'urban legend' is a hurtful and demeaning expression. | 1.4098 | 0.04045 | 244 | 167 | 56 | 21 |
468 | most people just come here for a quick bite. | 1.4098 | 0.04045 | 244 | 163 | 62 | 19 |
469 | The cafe added them to enforce a safe distance between tables, but now we've got to teach them to stop begging. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 166 | 57 | 21 |
470 | It's okay. He comes in every day at this time for a bite. | 1.4098 | 0.03764 | 244 | 159 | 71 | 14 |
471 | Don't give him the spinach, you don't have to brush his teeth. | 1.4098 | 0.03362 | 244 | 171 | 59 | 14 |
472 | You can ignore him -- for a while. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
473 | Tipping is 'appreciated' if you know what'I mean. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
474 | It’s across the moat and down the hall on the left. | 1.4098 | 0.04128 | 244 | 165 | 58 | 21 |
475 | You can take that up with the manager right there. | 1.4098 | 0.03557 | 244 | 168 | 63 | 13 |
476 | That's tonight's special: the croq au vin. | 1.4098 | 0.04128 | 244 | 165 | 58 | 21 |
477 | Not yet. She might still leave a tip. | 1.4098 | 0.04168 | 244 | 166 | 56 | 22 |
478 | For the last time, snappy hour doesn't start until five. | 1.4098 | 0.04168 | 244 | 166 | 56 | 22 |
479 | It's our way of ensuring social distancing between tables | 1.4098 | 0.03875 | 244 | 159 | 70 | 15 |
480 | He claims you’re wearing his brother. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
481 | Second time today he has tried to escape the croc-pot! | 1.4098 | 0.04168 | 244 | 166 | 56 | 22 |
482 | Yes, the social distancing moat is new. | 1.4098 | 0.04128 | 244 | 165 | 58 | 21 |
483 | Feel free to write down your complaint and put it in our suggestion croc. | 1.4093 | 0.04084 | 237 | 158 | 61 | 18 |
484 | That's our new swamp-to-table selection. | 1.4093 | 0.03905 | 237 | 154 | 69 | 14 |
485 | Tastes just like chicken? Don't make him laugh. | 1.4093 | 0.04084 | 237 | 158 | 61 | 18 |
486 | Please don't talk about your new shoes. He's very sensitive. | 1.4093 | 0.03859 | 237 | 157 | 64 | 15 |
487 | He's just admiring your crocs. | 1.4093 | 0.04040 | 237 | 157 | 63 | 17 |
488 | Let me explain about our fresh 'Catch of the Day'. You have to catch it yourself. | 1.4093 | 0.04040 | 237 | 157 | 63 | 17 |
489 | This is the catch of the day | 1.4093 | 0.04040 | 237 | 156 | 63 | 17 |
490 | Solomon, down! She's paying. | 1.4093 | 0.04128 | 237 | 159 | 59 | 19 |
491 | Since we decided to keep our restaurant open, we thought we would offer our customers something less frightening than contracting the coronavirus and giving it to their grandparents. | 1.4093 | 0.04128 | 237 | 159 | 59 | 19 |
492 | When you’re finished, please put your compostables in the alligator. | 1.4093 | 0.04128 | 237 | 159 | 59 | 19 |
493 | She only does that when we serve turtle soup. | 1.4093 | 0.02684 | 237 | 173 | 49 | 15 |
494 | I already told you I’d see you later!” | 1.4093 | 0.03996 | 237 | 156 | 65 | 16 |
495 | don't worry; he's vegan | 1.4091 | 0.04110 | 242 | 163 | 59 | 20 |
496 | It wouldn't cost you an arm and a leg to give him your sushi | 1.4091 | 0.03873 | 242 | 162 | 63 | 17 |
497 | These social distancing measures are really getting out of hand | 1.4091 | 0.04068 | 242 | 162 | 61 | 19 |
498 | We accept finger tips | 1.4083 | 0.03916 | 240 | 167 | 54 | 19 |
499 | We ran out of lobsters | 1.4076 | 0.04283 | 238 | 167 | 47 | 24 |
500 | It is not really being on a diet if you eat everyone. | 1.4076 | 0.04241 | 238 | 163 | 53 | 22 |
501 | He always does that when we play Crocodile Rock. | 1.4076 | 0.04071 | 238 | 161 | 58 | 19 |
502 | He, too, would recommend the seared catfish. | 1.4076 | 0.04324 | 238 | 165 | 49 | 24 |
503 | Despite the bravado, he is a very picky eater. | 1.4076 | 0.04027 | 238 | 163 | 55 | 20 |
504 | I believe he knew your dinner. | 1.4076 | 0.03983 | 238 | 157 | 65 | 16 |
505 | He'll be back with your order in a snap. | 1.4068 | 0.03960 | 236 | 155 | 66 | 15 |
506 | You aren't lying when you say service here is snappy. | 1.4068 | 0.04138 | 236 | 159 | 58 | 19 |
507 | Our spice vendor confused cumin and caiman again. | 1.4068 | 0.04094 | 236 | 158 | 60 | 18 |
508 | And now Al will tell you about the non-vegan specials. | 1.4068 | 0.01339 | 236 | 171 | 56 | 9 |
509 | It just helps with social distancing. | 1.4068 | 0.04266 | 236 | 162 | 52 | 22 |
510 | It's how we ensure social distancing. | 1.4068 | 0.04308 | 236 | 163 | 50 | 23 |
511 | Humor him. In the alligator community, being able to do "crocodile tears" is a big deal. | 1.4068 | 0.04050 | 236 | 157 | 62 | 17 |
512 | That's the way out for customers that don't leave a tip. | 1.4068 | 0.04138 | 236 | 159 | 58 | 19 |
513 | And that’s why we’re not puppy-friendly. | 1.4068 | 0.04224 | 236 | 161 | 54 | 21 |
514 | He recommends the antelope. | 1.4068 | 0.03914 | 236 | 154 | 68 | 14 |
515 | And that's the reason we're all out of frogs' legs and coq au vin | 1.4068 | 0.04005 | 236 | 156 | 64 | 16 |
516 | Don't feed him. It only encourages his begging. | 1.4068 | 0.04094 | 236 | 158 | 60 | 18 |
517 | Yeah, but you don't see any mice now, do you? | 1.4060 | 0.04050 | 234 | 158 | 58 | 18 |
518 | We wanted the restaurant to be more Instagrammable. | 1.4035 | 0.04415 | 228 | 159 | 46 | 23 |
519 | That section is reserved for food critics. | 1.4034 | 0.04172 | 233 | 158 | 56 | 19 |
520 | It's a good thing you're not wearing Lacoste. | 1.4034 | 0.03944 | 233 | 153 | 66 | 14 |
521 | Down, Ally; how many times have I told you not to beg at the table. | 1.4034 | 0.04037 | 233 | 155 | 62 | 16 |
522 | He seems happy now but later he'll be in a stew. | 1.4034 | 0.04037 | 233 | 155 | 62 | 16 |
523 | Yeaahh, if you don't tip him, he's just going to go on like that all night. | 1.4034 | 0.03990 | 233 | 154 | 64 | 15 |
524 | No, it’s ‘See you later, Carl.’ The name’s Carl. | 1.4034 | 0.04127 | 233 | 157 | 58 | 18 |
525 | He's here to enforce social distancing in the dining room. | 1.4034 | 0.03944 | 233 | 153 | 66 | 14 |
526 | You said you wanted to speak to the manager | 1.4026 | 0.03175 | 231 | 176 | 42 | 13 |
527 | It is not his tears I am worried about,its his droplets! | 1.4026 | 0.04372 | 231 | 161 | 47 | 23 |
528 | Sorry, we don’t have Gatorade | 1.4026 | 0.03966 | 231 | 152 | 65 | 14 |
529 | OK, so I'm wearing your cousin on my feet! | 1.4026 | 0.02992 | 231 | 169 | 53 | 9 |
530 | We've stepped up our "social distancing" measures. | 1.4026 | 0.04106 | 231 | 155 | 59 | 17 |
531 | We laid off our busboy, just throw it in the moat. | 1.4026 | 0.04106 | 231 | 155 | 59 | 17 |
532 | He eats first. | 1.4017 | 0.03964 | 229 | 160 | 50 | 19 |
533 | He likes your shoes. | 1.4017 | 0.03940 | 229 | 150 | 66 | 13 |
534 | It's the latest in garbage disposals. | 1.4017 | 0.04399 | 229 | 160 | 46 | 23 |
535 | I’m sorry, but we’ll need to see a doctor’s note for your Service Crocodile. | 1.4009 | 0.04046 | 222 | 149 | 58 | 15 |
536 | How do we uphold our Social Distancing rules you ask? | 1.4009 | 0.04121 | 222 | 148 | 59 | 15 |
537 | We take social distancing very seriously. | 1.4009 | 0.04059 | 227 | 151 | 61 | 15 |
538 | Didn't I say I'd see you later? | 1.4009 | 0.04154 | 227 | 153 | 57 | 17 |
539 | The President knows you're unemployed. Look, he's shedding tears for you. | 1.4009 | 0.04201 | 227 | 154 | 55 | 18 |
540 | Well, he thought it was funny! | 1.4009 | 0.04382 | 227 | 161 | 43 | 23 |
541 | He saying the chicken is fresh. | 1.4009 | 0.04292 | 227 | 156 | 51 | 20 |
542 | Relax. He's overjoyed that we are as endangered as he is. | 1.4009 | 0.04382 | 227 | 158 | 47 | 22 |
543 | First of all, it's a crocodile, not an alligator. | 1.4009 | 0.04338 | 227 | 157 | 49 | 21 |
544 | Well, this is awkward...that guy ordered 'you, medium rare.' | 1.4009 | 0.04201 | 227 | 154 | 55 | 18 |
545 | Sure, my manager is right over there. | 1.4009 | 0.04338 | 227 | 157 | 49 | 21 |
546 | Our boss went to some College in Florida. | 1.4000 | 0.03780 | 225 | 144 | 72 | 9 |
547 | Are you sure you want to send that back? | 1.4000 | 0.03883 | 225 | 146 | 68 | 11 |
548 | You said to make it snappy. | 1.4000 | 0.04319 | 225 | 155 | 50 | 20 |
549 | Not her, she tips well. | 1.4000 | 0.03984 | 225 | 148 | 64 | 13 |
550 | You know you need to wait until she finishes and pays. | 1.4000 | 0.04131 | 225 | 151 | 58 | 16 |
551 | Her previous owner let her beg at the table. | 1.4000 | 0.03934 | 225 | 147 | 66 | 12 |
552 | Yes, I'm an actor too, and no, I didn't see you in Peter Pan. | 1.4000 | 0.03984 | 225 | 148 | 64 | 13 |
553 | Welcome to Tampa! | 1.4000 | 0.04082 | 225 | 150 | 60 | 15 |
554 | It's either this or the table by the bathroom. | 1.4000 | 0.04226 | 225 | 153 | 54 | 18 |
555 | And our fresh seafood of the day is snapper. | 1.4000 | 0.04179 | 225 | 152 | 56 | 17 |
556 | You’re right! He’s not six feet away. | 1.4000 | 0.04179 | 225 | 152 | 56 | 17 |
557 | You go back and sit down. I told you it would be awhile, we're swamped. | 1.4000 | 0.03181 | 225 | 162 | 48 | 15 |
558 | Don’t be alarmed, he’s vegan. | 1.3991 | 0.04155 | 223 | 150 | 57 | 16 |
559 | Hey, cover your mouth when you cough. | 1.3991 | 0.04204 | 223 | 151 | 55 | 17 |
560 | Ally helps us enforce our social distancing rules. | 1.3991 | 0.04204 | 223 | 151 | 55 | 17 |
561 | You can go back to your storm drain. She ordered the chicken. | 1.3991 | 0.04155 | 223 | 150 | 57 | 16 |
562 | Ignore him. We close before high tide | 1.3991 | 0.04057 | 223 | 148 | 61 | 14 |
563 | Statistically, he's actually less dangerous that you'd think. | 1.3991 | 0.04155 | 223 | 150 | 57 | 16 |
564 | We had a dine-‘n-dash problem a couple of years ago. | 1.3991 | 0.04251 | 223 | 152 | 53 | 18 |
565 | Our croc pot is cooked to order | 1.3982 | 0.04466 | 221 | 155 | 44 | 22 |
566 | This is our social distancing protocol. His name is Pete. | 1.3982 | 0.04419 | 221 | 154 | 46 | 21 |
567 | Now listen Sweetheart, all you can eat day is tomorrow. | 1.3982 | 0.03979 | 221 | 151 | 55 | 15 |
568 | All I’m going to say is the suggested tip is 20% | 1.3982 | 0.04081 | 221 | 147 | 60 | 14 |
569 | We had a hippo, but this guy’s edgier. | 1.3982 | 0.04277 | 221 | 151 | 52 | 18 |
570 | Best scoot this way. Social distance for that one is 10 ft. | 1.3982 | 0.03979 | 221 | 145 | 64 | 12 |
571 | If you don’t like what you ordered, just throw it over your shoulder | 1.3982 | 0.03820 | 221 | 142 | 70 | 9 |
572 | Gatoraid? | 1.3982 | 0.04180 | 221 | 149 | 56 | 16 |
573 | He just likes to know where his next meal is coming from. | 1.3982 | 0.03874 | 221 | 143 | 68 | 10 |
574 | Don't worry, an urban legend can't hurt you. | 1.3982 | 0.04277 | 221 | 151 | 52 | 18 |
575 | This is Leslie and she'll be training with me today. | 1.3955 | 0.03935 | 220 | 144 | 65 | 11 |
576 | Hey Phil, the garbage disposal is acting up again! | 1.3945 | 0.04315 | 218 | 150 | 50 | 18 |
577 | I keep telling people to stop feeding the urban myth! | 1.3945 | 0.04459 | 218 | 153 | 44 | 21 |
578 | That is Ally, our new tip jar. | 1.3945 | 0.04114 | 218 | 146 | 58 | 14 |
579 | Now for your leftovers, we’ve ditched plastic and gone green. | 1.3945 | 0.04412 | 218 | 152 | 46 | 20 |
580 | He’s our best customer. | 1.3945 | 0.04165 | 218 | 147 | 56 | 15 |
581 | What part of "see you later alligator" that you don't understand? | 1.3945 | 0.04114 | 218 | 146 | 58 | 14 |
582 | Don’t encourage him | 1.3945 | 0.04315 | 218 | 150 | 50 | 18 |
583 | Cheapest garbage disposal we've ever had. | 1.3945 | 0.04266 | 218 | 149 | 52 | 17 |
584 | It costs an arm and a leg to keep him fed. Care to contribute? | 1.3935 | 0.03757 | 216 | 151 | 52 | 13 |
585 | Tastes like chicken, but with a bite to it | 1.3935 | 0.04139 | 216 | 145 | 57 | 14 |
586 | Our dress code is casual. But no Crocs! | 1.3935 | 0.04391 | 216 | 150 | 47 | 19 |
587 | They drained the swamp. THAT is the Stimulus Package. | 1.3935 | 0.04391 | 216 | 150 | 47 | 19 |
588 | Due to budget cuts, Food Network and Animal Planet will now be sharing studio space. | 1.3935 | 0.04536 | 216 | 153 | 41 | 22 |
589 | Just ignore him. | 1.3927 | 0.03370 | 219 | 163 | 38 | 18 |
590 | He's been ill-tempered since that real estate developer promised to "drain the swamp” but absolutely hysterical since the Department of Justice ruled that he couldn't eat a sitting President. | 1.3925 | 0.04164 | 214 | 149 | 49 | 16 |
591 | ''On the bright side - it solved our rat problem'' | 1.3915 | 0.04189 | 212 | 143 | 55 | 14 |
592 | It’s to help the kids learn social distancing. | 1.3915 | 0.04136 | 212 | 142 | 57 | 13 |
593 | As you can see, our alligator soup is definitely fresh! | 1.3915 | 0.01921 | 212 | 160 | 42 | 10 |
594 | It tastes just like chicken, I promise | 1.3915 | 0.03970 | 212 | 139 | 63 | 10 |
595 | She said, "see you later, alligater !" Now back into the kitchen! | 1.3915 | 0.03856 | 212 | 149 | 50 | 13 |
596 | I was here before her. | 1.3915 | 0.04081 | 212 | 141 | 59 | 12 |
597 | Don’t let it bother you, I’m up to my ass in them everyday. | 1.3915 | 0.04136 | 212 | 142 | 57 | 13 |
598 | If you beg one more customer for the matzoh balls, it's back to the aquarium! | 1.3915 | 0.04295 | 212 | 145 | 51 | 16 |
599 | NO SOUP FOR YOU ! | 1.3915 | 0.04548 | 212 | 150 | 41 | 21 |
600 | He's part of Florida's new social distancing enforcement | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
601 | Quarantine made politicians shed their human vessels | 1.3915 | 0.04645 | 212 | 152 | 37 | 23 |
602 | Just ignore him. He already gets all the leftovers. | 1.3915 | 0.03393 | 212 | 142 | 63 | 7 |
603 | And that is why all our members achieve their goals in the pool in a remarkably short time. | 1.3915 | 0.04295 | 212 | 147 | 48 | 17 |
604 | We took him in when his swamp got drained. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
605 | and it's all completely fresh, now that we're Swamp to Table. | 1.3915 | 0.04448 | 212 | 148 | 45 | 19 |
606 | I hope you'll fill out the feedback survey on the back of your check. No pressure. | 1.3915 | 0.04026 | 212 | 140 | 61 | 11 |
607 | Crocodile tears will not get you a table | 1.3915 | 0.03827 | 212 | 146 | 52 | 12 |
608 | Please forgive the delay on your frites. The kitchen is swamped. | 1.3915 | 0.03970 | 212 | 149 | 50 | 13 |
609 | Just how is he "emotionally" supportive? | 1.3915 | 0.04346 | 212 | 146 | 49 | 17 |
610 | He's our social distancing steward. | 1.3915 | 0.04136 | 212 | 142 | 57 | 13 |
611 | He gets to choose from the 5 worst tippers each week | 1.3915 | 0.04189 | 212 | 143 | 55 | 14 |
612 | We can stay open if we have an alligators between each table. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
613 | If that's your service animal, where's his little yellow vest? | 1.3915 | 0.04548 | 212 | 150 | 41 | 21 |
614 | ...and we've totally upgraded our paleo options. | 1.3915 | 0.04136 | 212 | 142 | 57 | 13 |
615 | I don’t eat it myself, but I’m told it’s like chicken. | 1.3915 | 0.03491 | 212 | 145 | 59 | 8 |
616 | It was this whole big marketing thing. But then, Snap ate Crackle and Pop. | 1.3915 | 0.04346 | 212 | 146 | 49 | 17 |
617 | The way it works is you grab the gator you like, and we cook it for you | 1.3915 | 0.04295 | 212 | 145 | 51 | 16 |
618 | We forgot to drain the swamp, again. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
619 | Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! | 1.3915 | 0.04448 | 212 | 148 | 45 | 19 |
620 | We’ve instructed him to remain at least six feet from the customers. | 1.3915 | 0.04295 | 212 | 145 | 51 | 16 |
621 | I'd order the frog legs for him. | 1.3915 | 0.04136 | 212 | 142 | 57 | 13 |
622 | Sir! If you’re here for take out we have to put her in a box. | 1.3915 | 0.04645 | 212 | 152 | 37 | 23 |
623 | He’s here to help with social distancing. | 1.3915 | 0.04189 | 212 | 143 | 55 | 14 |
624 | And now for your entertainment, singing “Crocodile Rock”.... | 1.3915 | 0.04448 | 212 | 148 | 45 | 19 |
625 | We hired Frank here to help enforce social distancing. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
626 | 5 stars, ok? | 1.3915 | 0.04346 | 212 | 146 | 49 | 17 |
627 | He single-handedly cut dining and dashing by 80%." | 1.3915 | 0.04189 | 212 | 143 | 55 | 14 |
628 | As you can see our meat is locally sourced and table-fed. | 1.3915 | 0.04189 | 212 | 143 | 55 | 14 |
629 | Will your husband be joining us, Mrs. Hook | 1.3915 | 0.04398 | 212 | 147 | 47 | 18 |
630 | He takes requests...but I'd suggest you tip. | 1.3915 | 0.02857 | 212 | 157 | 47 | 8 |
631 | Excuse me but, you should be wearing a mask if you are going to be spreading your respiratory droplets. | 1.3915 | 0.03189 | 212 | 157 | 42 | 13 |
632 | Some restaurants offer only fish or lobsters live. | 1.3915 | 0.04295 | 212 | 145 | 51 | 16 |
633 | . . and then the house special is Snapper | 1.3915 | 0.04054 | 212 | 146 | 53 | 13 |
634 | He's my therapy gator. | 1.3913 | 0.04420 | 207 | 143 | 47 | 17 |
635 | We've gone all-organic with our disposal system. | 1.3883 | 0.04323 | 206 | 141 | 50 | 15 |
636 | This is the lobster tank of the South. | 1.3883 | 0.04431 | 206 | 143 | 46 | 17 |
637 | If this is your first time visiting us there’s a caution statement I need to read. | 1.3883 | 0.04378 | 206 | 142 | 48 | 16 |
638 | It’s best to ignore him. He’s looking for attention. | 1.3883 | 0.04323 | 206 | 141 | 50 | 15 |
639 | I've got to work. I said I'd see you 'LATER!' | 1.3883 | 0.04323 | 206 | 141 | 50 | 15 |
640 | Did you say,"waiter" or "gator"? | 1.3883 | 0.04268 | 206 | 140 | 52 | 14 |
641 | Listen, you and I both know you don't like women! | 1.3883 | 0.04431 | 206 | 143 | 46 | 17 |
642 | He insists he's unable to cough into his elbow. | 1.3883 | 0.04431 | 206 | 143 | 46 | 17 |
643 | I blame Global Warming. | 1.3883 | 0.04323 | 206 | 141 | 50 | 15 |
644 | Leave her alone. You’ve had enough treats for one day. | 1.3883 | 0.04212 | 206 | 139 | 54 | 13 |
645 | It’s what makes this a “Florida-style” café. | 1.3883 | 0.04268 | 206 | 140 | 52 | 14 |
646 | We should really get him a mask. | 1.3883 | 0.04485 | 206 | 144 | 44 | 18 |
647 | Let’s try this; see ya later. | 1.3854 | 0.04389 | 205 | 142 | 47 | 16 |
648 | It's our new composting system, just toss him your leftovers. | 1.3854 | 0.04222 | 205 | 139 | 53 | 13 |
649 | “The bad news is the washrooms are downstairs. The good news is they are spotlessly clean.” | 1.3854 | 0.04136 | 205 | 142 | 49 | 14 |
650 | Don't worry, he totally gets social distancing. | 1.3854 | 0.04222 | 205 | 139 | 53 | 13 |
651 | Shoulda flushed him when he was little. | 1.3854 | 0.04222 | 205 | 139 | 53 | 13 |
652 | Tell me, does the 'chef salad' include the chef? | 1.3854 | 0.04497 | 205 | 144 | 43 | 18 |
653 | We were having trouble enforcing social distancing until we hired this little guy. Problem solved. | 1.3854 | 0.04222 | 205 | 139 | 53 | 13 |
654 | I said I'll see ya later! | 1.3854 | 0.04165 | 205 | 138 | 55 | 12 |
655 | I’ll have you know, we had alligator moats between tables before social distancing was popular. | 1.3854 | 0.04165 | 205 | 138 | 55 | 12 |
656 | Ok, but only if she doesn’t pay her bill. | 1.3854 | 0.04279 | 205 | 140 | 51 | 14 |
657 | We can’t get him to sing anything but scales. | 1.3850 | 0.04409 | 200 | 138 | 47 | 15 |
658 | Don't point at me. If you'd followed ADA regulations regarding railings, I wouldn't have fallen in. | 1.3842 | 0.04527 | 203 | 143 | 42 | 18 |
659 | For the last time, stop begging at the table. Your lunch will taste better once she’s finished her meal. | 1.3842 | 0.03921 | 203 | 145 | 44 | 14 |
660 | He takes both requests AND small mammals. | 1.3842 | 0.04473 | 203 | 142 | 44 | 17 |
661 | We used to have a problem with people staying too long after their meals. | 1.3842 | 0.04133 | 203 | 136 | 56 | 11 |
662 | The health department says we can’t wear open-toed shoes, so all the cooks ordered crocs | 1.3838 | 0.04663 | 198 | 141 | 38 | 19 |
663 | Would you like that crocodile to go? | 1.3835 | 0.04425 | 206 | 144 | 45 | 17 |
664 | Yes THAT is why we don’t serve Gatorade | 1.3835 | 0.04063 | 206 | 147 | 43 | 16 |
665 | I told you, for the 100th time, we don’t have people bites! | 1.3835 | 0.04206 | 206 | 140 | 53 | 13 |
666 | Actually, it's faster and more eco-friendly than composting | 1.3835 | 0.04425 | 206 | 144 | 45 | 17 |
667 | They can smell our turtle soup from a mile away | 1.3835 | 0.04206 | 206 | 140 | 53 | 13 |
668 | The alligator is fresh. | 1.3831 | 0.04276 | 201 | 137 | 51 | 13 |
669 | He's a reporter for Britbart | 1.3831 | 0.04158 | 201 | 147 | 36 | 18 |
670 | Al's helping us convert to a zero-waste policy. | 1.3831 | 0.04217 | 201 | 136 | 53 | 12 |
671 | We finally found an ecologically sound means of garbage disposal. | 1.3831 | 0.04276 | 201 | 137 | 51 | 13 |
672 | You’re sitting in his seat. | 1.3831 | 0.04447 | 201 | 140 | 45 | 16 |
673 | May I recommend the alligator? It has a certain bite to it. | 1.3831 | 0.04158 | 201 | 140 | 47 | 14 |
674 | Once you feed 'em you never get rid of them. | 1.3827 | 0.03972 | 196 | 128 | 61 | 7 |
675 | He handles all the mediation for our consumer disputes | 1.3827 | 0.04468 | 196 | 136 | 45 | 15 |
676 | Don’t give that guy the bathroom code. He hasn’t bought anything all day and his tears are fake. | 1.3827 | 0.04409 | 196 | 135 | 47 | 14 |
677 | Sorry, we have a broken sewer line. | 1.3827 | 0.04102 | 196 | 130 | 57 | 9 |
678 | You should of thought of that before you ate your waitress | 1.3819 | 0.04304 | 199 | 136 | 49 | 13 |
679 | As long as you stay 6 feet away, you should be fine. | 1.3819 | 0.04123 | 199 | 133 | 56 | 10 |
680 | We've prepared for the next garbage strike. | 1.3819 | 0.04029 | 199 | 144 | 39 | 16 |
681 | People like to pick their lobster in the tank, so we just figured... | 1.3819 | 0.04244 | 199 | 135 | 52 | 12 |
682 | That's where we seat people with 'gluten sensitivities.' | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
683 | Now pipe down, you. I did NOT say you taste like chicken! | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
684 | Eat or be eaten. It's that simple. | 1.3819 | 0.04362 | 199 | 137 | 48 | 14 |
685 | Would you like our soup served in a bowl or in a croc? | 1.3819 | 0.03803 | 199 | 143 | 43 | 13 |
686 | You'd be surprised at how much less expensive he is than a garbage disposal. | 1.3819 | 0.04123 | 199 | 133 | 56 | 10 |
687 | The croc monsieur is terrific | 1.3819 | 0.04477 | 199 | 139 | 44 | 16 |
688 | The alligator is very fresh. | 1.3819 | 0.04154 | 199 | 136 | 51 | 12 |
689 | There are pros and cons to setting up shop in a mixed-use development. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
690 | Relax, he’s forbidden to eat from the table. | 1.3819 | 0.04184 | 199 | 134 | 54 | 11 |
691 | The boss had him installed after one too many bad Yelp reviews. | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
692 | You are what he’s having. | 1.3819 | 0.04244 | 199 | 135 | 52 | 12 |
693 | He's asking whether you're still working on it. | 1.3819 | 0.04304 | 199 | 136 | 50 | 13 |
694 | That's our personal distancer | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
695 | Thought a gator pool would be more interesting than a lobster tank. | 1.3814 | 0.04317 | 194 | 132 | 50 | 12 |
696 | It wasn't our tuna salad that made you sick, it was that deer you swallowed whole. | 1.3795 | 0.04360 | 195 | 134 | 48 | 13 |
697 | Not to drop any hints, but please don't leave a bad Yelp review. | 1.3795 | 0.03845 | 195 | 139 | 44 | 12 |
698 | Oh him? He encourages our generous tip policy here. | 1.3795 | 0.03775 | 195 | 145 | 34 | 16 |
699 | I SAID: see ya later! | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
700 | Snapper you said? | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
701 | He was going to be on the menu, but we just fell in love with the adorable little fella. | 1.3795 | 0.03980 | 195 | 132 | 54 | 9 |
702 | Or for a small fee you can use the side door. | 1.3795 | 0.04237 | 195 | 132 | 52 | 11 |
703 | If you do curbside delivery, I'll take her." | 1.3795 | 0.04653 | 195 | 139 | 38 | 18 |
704 | That fella right there was locally-raised in the Gowanus Canal. | 1.3795 | 0.04538 | 195 | 137 | 42 | 16 |
705 | Your tip is subject to his approval | 1.3795 | 0.02765 | 195 | 148 | 41 | 6 |
706 | Everything is organic here including our garbage disposal. | 1.3795 | 0.04480 | 195 | 136 | 44 | 15 |
707 | Is she bothering you? | 1.3795 | 0.04360 | 195 | 134 | 48 | 13 |
708 | Go away! You're in the wrong cartoon. | 1.3795 | 0.04710 | 195 | 140 | 36 | 19 |
709 | How many times have I told you,'No begging.' | 1.3795 | 0.04480 | 195 | 136 | 44 | 15 |
710 | The special today is Alligator soup and steak combo, and for an extra $30 we can have your handbag ready by the time you finish dessert. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
711 | I’ll let you know after she leaves her tip. | 1.3795 | 0.04237 | 195 | 132 | 52 | 11 |
712 | He’s very good for promoting social distancing. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
713 | Enough with the crocodile tears. It isn't all about you. | 1.3795 | 0.04174 | 195 | 131 | 54 | 10 |
714 | You're safer being closer to me than that server! | 1.3795 | 0.04480 | 195 | 136 | 44 | 15 |
715 | He seems to like your shoes. | 1.3795 | 0.04046 | 195 | 129 | 58 | 8 |
716 | How many times do I have to say it, I’ll see you later! | 1.3795 | 0.04538 | 195 | 137 | 42 | 16 |
717 | And he handles all customer complaints. | 1.3795 | 0.04046 | 195 | 136 | 47 | 12 |
718 | No, it's not Coronavirus. He just coughs to get attention. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
719 | You won’t like this one, she’s vegan | 1.3795 | 0.04237 | 195 | 132 | 52 | 11 |
720 | So that’s your emotional support animal? | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
721 | Our breakfast special today: croc-monsieur. | 1.3795 | 0.04596 | 195 | 138 | 40 | 17 |
722 | That’s not 6 feet | 1.3795 | 0.04480 | 195 | 136 | 44 | 15 |
723 | We replaced the lobster tank when we went Southern Style. | 1.3795 | 0.04174 | 195 | 131 | 54 | 10 |
724 | Keep your distance. Alligators can’t wash their hands. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
725 | Don't worry. Like most of our clientele, he's vegan. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
726 | They grow up so fast, don’t they? I remember when he was so little and used to like to sit close to you on your polo shirt. | 1.3795 | 0.04110 | 195 | 138 | 46 | 11 |
727 | We are serving a different type of snapper tonight. | 1.3795 | 0.04538 | 195 | 137 | 42 | 16 |
728 | Hey You, sneeze into your elbow! | 1.3795 | 0.04653 | 195 | 139 | 38 | 18 |
729 | This is how we handle bad Yelp reviews. | 1.3795 | 0.04174 | 195 | 131 | 54 | 10 |
730 | We just taught him how to yodel. | 1.3795 | 0.04174 | 195 | 131 | 54 | 10 |
731 | I don’t care if he’s your support animal. He can’t have any more chickens. | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
732 | That’s an alligator, not a crocodile. You rarely see crocs in a Cuban restaurant north of Miami. | 1.3795 | 0.04360 | 195 | 134 | 48 | 13 |
733 | We serve this dish a la moat. | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
734 | And I thought the sharks at the bar were a hassle | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
735 | He's enforcing the social distancing guidelines. | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
736 | I recommend the Croc Monsieur | 1.3795 | 0.04360 | 195 | 134 | 48 | 13 |
737 | And then he'll say "After awhile crocrodile." | 1.3795 | 0.04360 | 195 | 134 | 48 | 13 |
738 | And Snapchat here is our emotional support alligator. | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
739 | If you can catch him, your meal is free and we'll make you a brand new pair of shoes with matching handbag. | 1.3795 | 0.04420 | 195 | 135 | 46 | 14 |
740 | She likes food that likes our food. | 1.3795 | 0.04596 | 195 | 138 | 40 | 17 |
741 | The service industry is not without its pitfalls. | 1.3795 | 0.04596 | 195 | 138 | 40 | 17 |
742 | He told you he’d see ya later... | 1.3795 | 0.03879 | 195 | 138 | 46 | 11 |
743 | He says it may taste like chicken, but it’s not chicken. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
744 | You can get your phone on Tuesday. It happens more often than than you'd think. | 1.3795 | 0.04174 | 195 | 131 | 54 | 10 |
745 | He thanks you for not ordering the special. | 1.3795 | 0.04110 | 195 | 130 | 56 | 9 |
746 | A gratuity of twenty-five percent is suggested. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
747 | The sign says no Lacoste shoes for a reason, ma'am. | 1.3795 | 0.04299 | 195 | 133 | 50 | 12 |
748 | No dessert till you’ve finished table nine.” | 1.3795 | 0.04174 | 195 | 131 | 54 | 10 |
749 | I've told you a hundred times, no begging at the table. | 1.3782 | 0.04510 | 193 | 135 | 43 | 15 |
750 | Frankly, 'Pick Your Own Lobster' was getting a little boring. | 1.3770 | 0.04228 | 191 | 129 | 52 | 10 |
751 | 'He's here to remind you to leave a tip.' | 1.3770 | 0.04481 | 191 | 133 | 44 | 12 |
752 | He'll look cute and beg, but please don't feed him. | 1.3770 | 0.04542 | 191 | 134 | 42 | 15 |
753 | and make it snappy! | 1.3770 | 0.04228 | 191 | 129 | 52 | 10 |
754 | And that's today's special. | 1.3770 | 0.04027 | 191 | 126 | 58 | 7 |
755 | You give me any more shit about my apron, I swear to Moses, I will go Steve Irwin on your ass. | 1.3770 | 0.04542 | 191 | 134 | 42 | 15 |
756 | Oh him, Frank's my comfort alligator. | 1.3770 | 0.04542 | 191 | 134 | 42 | 15 |
757 | Either I get 20%, or he does. | 1.3757 | 0.04321 | 189 | 129 | 49 | 11 |
758 | No, you can't eat her. But if we can find the architect, the sewer commissioner, or even the cartoonist, you can eat him. | 1.3757 | 0.04755 | 189 | 136 | 35 | 18 |
759 | They only start to show up when the hippos leave. | 1.3757 | 0.04188 | 189 | 134 | 42 | 13 |
760 | He is just here for karaoke night. He does the best Crocodile Rock! | 1.3757 | 0.04385 | 189 | 130 | 47 | 12 |
761 | Amazon Delivery is kaput. Meet Amazon Disposal. | 1.3757 | 0.04635 | 189 | 134 | 39 | 16 |
762 | Don’t worry he’s 6 feet away from you so there’s no chance you’re at risk. | 1.3757 | 0.04385 | 189 | 130 | 47 | 12 |
763 | Don’t worry, he’s vegan. | 1.3757 | 0.03838 | 189 | 134 | 46 | 9 |
764 | That’s the snapper! | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
765 | Your date just ate the bus boy | 1.3757 | 0.04385 | 189 | 130 | 47 | 12 |
766 | I hope that wasn't your emotional support dog. | 1.3757 | 0.04695 | 189 | 135 | 37 | 17 |
767 | Don’t worry, he’s not a humanitarian. | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 189 | 132 | 43 | 14 |
768 | Happy Birthday, dear Marla . . . | 1.3757 | 0.04872 | 189 | 138 | 31 | 20 |
769 | It never fails. He flips out every time someone order a crock of soup. | 1.3757 | 0.04449 | 189 | 131 | 45 | 13 |
770 | Mind the gap. | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
771 | Any interest in our swamp to table desserts? | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 189 | 132 | 43 | 14 |
772 | I'd tip me if I were you. | 1.3757 | 0.04120 | 189 | 126 | 55 | 8 |
773 | You can feed him wrestle him eat him or wear him | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
774 | Don't feed him, or he'll follow you home. | 1.3757 | 0.04255 | 189 | 128 | 51 | 10 |
775 | The alligator pit is reserved for people who take photos of their food. | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
776 | It’s more environmentally friendly than composting. | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 189 | 132 | 43 | 14 |
777 | He is asking if you are his takeout order. | 1.3757 | 0.04695 | 189 | 135 | 37 | 17 |
778 | He drops by for a quick bite. | 1.3757 | 0.04449 | 189 | 131 | 45 | 13 |
779 | If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - I'll see you later! | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 189 | 132 | 43 | 14 |
780 | And that's our catch of the day. | 1.3743 | 0.04382 | 187 | 131 | 43 | 13 |
781 | He always dines alone...evidently nobody wants to be seen with crocs in public." | 1.3743 | 0.04283 | 187 | 127 | 50 | 10 |
782 | There's no need to snap at me, your bisque will be right out. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 128 | 48 | 11 |
783 | No shirt, no shoes, no service. And I don’t count crocs. | 1.3743 | 0.04076 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
784 | Please consider your tip carefully. | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
785 | He’s just saying goodbye. That’s our, “See You Later” alligator. | 1.3743 | 0.04729 | 187 | 134 | 36 | 17 |
786 | When you pay your bill, the trap door closes. We had a dine-and-dash problem. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 128 | 48 | 11 |
787 | people usually give him a little something. | 1.3743 | 0.04283 | 187 | 127 | 50 | 10 |
788 | I'm sorry... but that is NOT 6 feet! | 1.3743 | 0.04480 | 187 | 130 | 44 | 13 |
789 | He doesn't bite. | 1.3743 | 0.04606 | 187 | 132 | 40 | 15 |
790 | At our diner, social distancing between patrons at different tables is not optional. | 1.3743 | 0.04146 | 187 | 125 | 54 | 8 |
791 | Funny, he rarely sings any Elton John. | 1.3743 | 0.04729 | 187 | 134 | 36 | 17 |
792 | We brought him in to ensure social distancing between tables. | 1.3743 | 0.04480 | 187 | 130 | 44 | 13 |
793 | She’s waiting for your table, but, no hurry | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
794 | Helps our tables turnover faster. | 1.3743 | 0.04146 | 187 | 125 | 54 | 8 |
795 | It's farm-to-table a la Florida. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 130 | 45 | 12 |
796 | Hey, it’s no New York- but here in Tampa, you can still get dinner and a show. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 128 | 48 | 11 |
797 | You ordered the snapper, right? | 1.3743 | 0.04606 | 187 | 132 | 40 | 15 |
798 | that's close enough. at least six feet. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 128 | 48 | 11 |
799 | I'll have what she's having. Because I'm going to eat her as soon as she's finished. | 1.3743 | 0.04543 | 187 | 131 | 42 | 14 |
800 | Remember, Al - you gotta stay back six feet! | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
801 | What did I say, man? I'll see you LATER. | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
802 | That is not on the menu.........yet. | 1.3743 | 0.04729 | 187 | 134 | 36 | 17 |
803 | Cool it! This is a paying customer with no ill-mannered children. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 128 | 48 | 11 |
804 | Don’t worry. He’s six feet away. | 1.3743 | 0.04215 | 187 | 126 | 52 | 9 |
805 | Yeah, and this is our new waste-disposal system. Green too, of course. | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
806 | Yes, our alligator is the freshest in town. | 1.3743 | 0.04283 | 187 | 127 | 50 | 10 |
807 | Ok, waiter, I'll have the brunette. | 1.3743 | 0.04729 | 187 | 134 | 36 | 17 |
808 | He can stay as long as he’s an emotional support crocodile. | 1.3743 | 0.04606 | 187 | 132 | 40 | 15 |
809 | Since they drained the swamp, that's our special. | 1.3743 | 0.04480 | 187 | 130 | 44 | 13 |
810 | Aht...six feet, please. | 1.3743 | 0.04349 | 187 | 128 | 48 | 11 |
811 | We’re a port city, every restaurant has them | 1.3743 | 0.04146 | 187 | 125 | 54 | 8 |
812 | Don't mind him. He's just here to enforce social distancing. | 1.3743 | 0.02927 | 187 | 139 | 43 | 5 |
813 | He's a biodiversity hire | 1.3743 | 0.04480 | 187 | 130 | 44 | 13 |
814 | Just don't be tempted to feed him when he looks at you with his puppy-dog eyes. | 1.3743 | 0.04415 | 187 | 129 | 46 | 12 |
815 | Look, she’s almost finished . We’ll call you when your table is ready. | 1.3723 | 0.04265 | 188 | 128 | 50 | 10 |
816 | If I don't get a tip, he does. | 1.3716 | 0.04340 | 183 | 125 | 47 | 10 |
817 | Actually he's pretty good at Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. | 1.3710 | 0.04360 | 186 | 128 | 47 | 11 |
818 | Compost over there. | 1.3710 | 0.04224 | 186 | 130 | 40 | 13 |
819 | People won't respect social distancing unless you enforce it. | 1.3710 | 0.04491 | 186 | 130 | 43 | 13 |
820 | It's a new social distancing technique. | 1.3710 | 0.04013 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 10 |
821 | I don't care that he followed you home from the golf course, we can't keep him. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
822 | Ignore him. He always does that when he wants to go for a walk. | 1.3710 | 0.04013 | 186 | 130 | 47 | 9 |
823 | So, you're the one who gave us a bad Yelp review. | 1.3710 | 0.04491 | 186 | 130 | 43 | 13 |
824 | Thank you for your interest in our table-to-farm concept. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
825 | Twenty percent gratuity is highly recommended. | 1.3710 | 0.04293 | 186 | 127 | 49 | 10 |
826 | Leave her alone, she's a good tipper. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
827 | Don't listen to him, that's a crock! | 1.3710 | 0.03865 | 186 | 133 | 42 | 11 |
828 | She doesn't buy those crocodile tears any more than I do!!! | 1.3710 | 0.03069 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
829 | You asked for a seat in the "No Alligators" section. That's a crocodile. | 1.3710 | 0.03712 | 186 | 134 | 41 | 11 |
830 | And all of our ingredients are locally sourced. | 1.3710 | 0.04491 | 186 | 130 | 43 | 13 |
831 | Unfortunately, we don’t allow emotional support crocodiles outside of the pit. | 1.3710 | 0.04084 | 186 | 127 | 51 | 8 |
832 | As you can see, we're truly swamp to table. | 1.3701 | 0.04783 | 154 | 106 | 39 | 9 |
833 | Our garbage disposal is broken” | 1.3696 | 0.04456 | 184 | 128 | 44 | 12 |
834 | You think that's exciting, Geico's been serving the community for over 75 years. | 1.3696 | 0.04252 | 184 | 125 | 50 | 9 |
835 | Your companions left Mar-a-Lago for the Capitol yesterday! | 1.3696 | 0.04840 | 184 | 134 | 32 | 18 |
836 | Feeding him from the table will prove to be a bad habit. | 1.3696 | 0.04588 | 184 | 130 | 40 | 14 |
837 | You don't understand ... you ARE the special. | 1.3696 | 0.04389 | 184 | 127 | 46 | 11 |
838 | We are trying a new preparation using a croc pot. | 1.3696 | 0.04588 | 184 | 130 | 40 | 14 |
839 | Leftovers and all plasticware go in there. We proudly support cutting edge sustainability. | 1.3696 | 0.03848 | 184 | 132 | 40 | 11 |
840 | Ignore him. He's just waiting for you to drop something. | 1.3696 | 0.04252 | 184 | 125 | 50 | 9 |
841 | It's our state-of-the-art green waste disposal unit! | 1.3696 | 0.04456 | 184 | 128 | 44 | 12 |
842 | It's the only way we can enforce social distancing between tables. | 1.3690 | 0.04103 | 187 | 128 | 50 | 9 |
843 | Yes, of course you can speak to the manager. | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
844 | Please don't feed him; he's on time-out. | 1.3681 | 0.04487 | 182 | 127 | 43 | 12 |
845 | It’s our new policy to ensure social distancing. | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
846 | And when you're done we've got a completely organic food disposal system. | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
847 | Down boy or you'll end up as shoes on Daddy's feet. | 1.3681 | 0.02545 | 182 | 145 | 32 | 5 |
848 | Good. thing you didn't bring your purse. | 1.3681 | 0.04419 | 182 | 126 | 45 | 11 |
849 | Watch this, Betty. I also taught him to say 'See you later.' | 1.3681 | 0.04280 | 182 | 124 | 49 | 9 |
850 | See you later, waiter.” “In a while, crocodile. | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
851 | I told you, "After a while." | 1.3681 | 0.04280 | 182 | 124 | 49 | 9 |
852 | Today’s special is green snapper | 1.3681 | 0.04419 | 182 | 131 | 37 | 14 |
853 | There you are, you rascal you! | 1.3681 | 0.04487 | 182 | 127 | 43 | 12 |
854 | 6 feet Dale! | 1.3681 | 0.04555 | 182 | 128 | 41 | 13 |
855 | Just another day at this Denny's in Gainesville." | 1.3681 | 0.04350 | 182 | 125 | 47 | 10 |
856 | You explain meatless Monday to him! | 1.3681 | 0.04750 | 182 | 131 | 35 | 16 |
857 | I'm sorry,ma'am.Therapy animals require a certificate. | 1.3681 | 0.04487 | 182 | 127 | 43 | 12 |
858 | What have I told you about trying to eat customers BEFORE we find out how much they tip. | 1.3681 | 0.03948 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
859 | He's just looking for some toilet paper. | 1.3681 | 0.04750 | 182 | 131 | 35 | 16 |
860 | Cuomo’s not messing around. | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
861 | The rent's much cheaper here, but it wasn't until we moved in that we found out why. | 1.3672 | 0.04642 | 177 | 125 | 39 | 13 |
862 | Guess this one didn’t believe we’d give her an authentic Bayou experience. | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
863 | Oh, he'll do anything for attention | 1.3667 | 0.04380 | 180 | 124 | 46 | 10 |
864 | He’s our social distancing mascot. | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
865 | I recommend the tiramisu and no smiling. Never smile. | 1.3667 | 0.04380 | 180 | 124 | 46 | 10 |
866 | I'll have what she's having. No, wait, I'll just have her instead. | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 125 | 44 | 11 |
867 | Non-tipping will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
868 | Now that our menu is vegetarian we don't know what to do with him. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
869 | And now you know why we call this place Captain Hook's. | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
870 | Oh, the croc? That’s part of our new social distancing program. | 1.3652 | 0.04410 | 178 | 123 | 45 | 10 |
871 | Yes, you can have the leftovers but not not the customers | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
872 | I am tired of giving in to him. No more Elton John! | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
873 | A fly in your soup? You oughta see what’s in the basement. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
874 | Damn you Jeremy! Cough on anyone one more time, I'll turn you into a handbag, I swear to god. | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
875 | He really likes our small bites selections. | 1.3652 | 0.04112 | 178 | 124 | 45 | 9 |
876 | ...and our specials today are — take it away, Gary. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 127 | 38 | 13 |
877 | We found that people complained less with alligators around. | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
878 | Would you mind if I just bring you the check? We're kinda swamped. | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
879 | Oh, him? No one's been able to figure out what he wants. | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
880 | That's where we keep the Wi-Fi password. | 1.3652 | 0.04822 | 178 | 129 | 33 | 16 |
881 | That's why I always stand on THIS side of the table. | 1.3652 | 0.04263 | 178 | 121 | 49 | 8 |
882 | No. She's not available for lunch. | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 127 | 39 | 12 |
883 | This cannot be up to code. | 1.3636 | 0.04292 | 176 | 120 | 48 | 8 |
884 | He Thinks He's A Seal | 1.3636 | 0.04926 | 176 | 129 | 30 | 17 |
885 | Just stay six feet away. | 1.3636 | 0.04724 | 176 | 126 | 36 | 14 |
886 | Hey! Get out of here! This is the only customer I’ve had in weeks! | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
887 | When finished please just place your bowl into our recycling machine. | 1.3636 | 0.04440 | 176 | 134 | 25 | 17 |
888 | Please don’t feed him, it only encourages him. | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
889 | He's usually much more aggressive but he's practicing social distancing. | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
890 | He just realized what croûte de croc means. | 1.3636 | 0.04138 | 176 | 126 | 40 | 10 |
891 | So that's one Gatorade for the gentleman, and what will the lady be drinking? | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
892 | As a matter of fact we are up to ass in alligators. | 1.3636 | 0.04926 | 176 | 129 | 30 | 17 |
893 | We put one between each table to encourage social distancing. | 1.3636 | 0.04655 | 176 | 125 | 38 | 13 |
894 | Stop it already about my shoes! They’re plastic. | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
895 | We never noticed him until Trump drained the swamp. | 1.3636 | 0.04724 | 176 | 126 | 36 | 14 |
896 | It’s our garbage disposal. | 1.3621 | 0.04320 | 174 | 119 | 47 | 8 |
897 | Take it up with our complaint department. | 1.3621 | 0.04083 | 174 | 126 | 38 | 10 |
898 | Oh, don't mind him. we keep him around for our critics. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
899 | He's singing for his supper - that's where you come in. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 9 |
900 | Lady, I'd suggest you just pay the check. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 9 |
901 | Please don’t snap at me sir. I said ‘tater skins’. | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
902 | No live music tonight. He ate the band. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 124 | 39 | 11 |
903 | As you can see, we take customer complaints very seriously around here. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 9 |
904 | Yes, the Gatorade is fresh | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
905 | You couldn't go to Florida, so I brought Florida to you. | 1.3621 | 0.04509 | 174 | 124 | 38 | 12 |
906 | See the droplets? That’s why we had to quarantine him. | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
907 | No worries, Chuck, I'll handle this table. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 9 |
908 | In your case, "lizard breath" is a compliment | 1.3621 | 0.04472 | 174 | 121 | 43 | 10 |
909 | Due to the shortage of surgical masks, we are trying a ‘toothier’ approach to scaring off corona. | 1.3621 | 0.01928 | 174 | 144 | 24 | 6 |
910 | How many times do I have to tell you? The Meat Market is another two sewer drains East. | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
911 | Our garbage disposal is broken. When you finish, scrape your plate into his mouth. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
912 | No, just wait! Your reservation is for the next customer. | 1.3621 | 0.04320 | 174 | 119 | 47 | 8 |
913 | Yes, he often comes here after golf. The frogs-leg tapas were actually his idea. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
914 | Well, that’s no longer my worst fear. | 1.3621 | 0.04472 | 174 | 121 | 43 | 10 |
915 | Our garbage disposal stopped working and we got a real deal on this alternative! | 1.3621 | 0.04472 | 174 | 121 | 43 | 10 |
916 | I recommend the snapper | 1.3621 | 0.04243 | 174 | 118 | 49 | 7 |
917 | Our new combination dishwasher and garbage disposal is also immune to the Corona virus. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
918 | There's the escapee from the Rene Lacoste polo shirt factory | 1.3621 | 0.04320 | 174 | 119 | 47 | 8 |
919 | No need to snap, I will be with you after I take this customers order | 1.3621 | 0.04472 | 174 | 121 | 43 | 10 |
920 | Try the waiter. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
921 | We also have fresh lobster. | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
922 | Spare me the crocodile tears, dude - you need to practise social distancing, too. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
923 | Not to worry. You can't catch it from him. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
924 | He hates it when I call him a crocodile. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
925 | Is it, "see you later alligator" or " In awhile crocodile"? | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
926 | Hello miss, you wanted to speak with a manager? | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
927 | Back in the swamp he had an annoying vibrato, but here in a friendly setting his tone evens out. | 1.3621 | 0.04724 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
928 | He heard you ask for a doggy bag. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
929 | So, you know how, at some restaurants, you can pick out which lobster you want? Well... | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
930 | We're swamped. | 1.3621 | 0.04472 | 174 | 121 | 43 | 10 |
931 | We take social distancing very seriously here. | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
932 | If this woman is what you want, you'll have to serve your self. | 1.3605 | 0.03382 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
933 | Do you have an emotional support letter for that? | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
934 | Alex is in training, so he'll be shadowing me today. | 1.3605 | 0.04191 | 172 | 116 | 50 | 6 |
935 | With all that is happening in the world, these daily fears seem trivial. | 1.3605 | 0.04503 | 172 | 120 | 42 | 10 |
936 | Calm down. She said "I'll have the salad later". | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
937 | This little guy? Well, he's about the only thing in this messed up world that makes any sense anymore. | 1.3605 | 0.04350 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
938 | We have a quick bite offering as well. | 1.3605 | 0.04311 | 172 | 120 | 43 | 9 |
939 | Just how does he supply you with emotional support? | 1.3605 | 0.04866 | 172 | 125 | 32 | 15 |
940 | I'm sorry ... there will be no more patrons until you finish the last one. | 1.3605 | 0.04578 | 172 | 121 | 40 | 11 |
941 | We're pretty serious about social distancing here. | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
942 | Your partner touched his face. We have a severe penalty for that. | 1.3605 | 0.04796 | 172 | 124 | 34 | 14 |
943 | He enforces our social distance policy | 1.3605 | 0.04578 | 172 | 121 | 40 | 11 |
944 | No, it’s actually a crocodile. Now, would you care for dessert | 1.3605 | 0.04503 | 172 | 120 | 42 | 10 |
945 | In our effort to be more environmentally sustainable, we ask that you please empty your leftovers into the gator | 1.3605 | 0.04503 | 172 | 120 | 42 | 10 |
946 | This is where we put folks who don't cough into their elbow. | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
947 | The gentleman in the pool would like to buy you a raw liver 'tini. | 1.3605 | 0.04578 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
948 | That is our new croc-infested-moat to enforce 6ft distance between patrons | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
949 | Believe it or not, his belch is worse than his bite. | 1.3605 | 0.04578 | 172 | 121 | 40 | 11 |
950 | The dishwasher is at home during the lockdown. Just scrape your plate over there and leave it on the table. | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
951 | Behave yourself, or there will be a new soup on the menu. | 1.3605 | 0.04866 | 172 | 125 | 32 | 15 |
952 | We've discussed this before. The mezzanine is my section. | 1.3605 | 0.04578 | 172 | 121 | 40 | 11 |
953 | We do things a little bit differently here... Are you familiar with Table-to-Farm? | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
954 | Don't worry, he said he is a vegetarian, too! | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
955 | ... and suddenly worrying about the health of the complete stranger who prepared your meal isn’t your biggest problem! | 1.3605 | 0.04350 | 172 | 118 | 46 | 8 |
956 | Apparently, ‘see ya later alligator’ doesn’t work | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
957 | Monty, how many times do we have to tell you? "NO BEGGING!" | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
958 | If you can't control your "service animal", I 'm going to have to ask you to leave. | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
959 | No,YOU're supposed to say "In a while,Crocodile" | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
960 | No Sir. We don’t serve Gatorade. | 1.3605 | 0.04796 | 172 | 124 | 34 | 14 |
961 | We've had a small problem with the sewer grate. | 1.3605 | 0.04796 | 172 | 124 | 34 | 14 |
962 | You'r going to have to move six feet away from him. He's on mandatory self isolation. | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
963 | Is that your emotional support alligator ? | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
964 | She does that every time someone comes in wearing "crocs" | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
965 | I understand your complaint but the only other table is near bathroom. | 1.3605 | 0.04231 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
966 | Donald's cut our Waste Management bill in half. | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
967 | One day-it's like a miracle-it will disappear | 1.3605 | 0.04936 | 172 | 126 | 30 | 16 |
968 | She's always like that until she gets to know you." | 1.3605 | 0.04578 | 172 | 121 | 40 | 11 |
969 | Sorry, only emotional support alligators can stay. | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
970 | You can have it as soup and a bag | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
971 | I'm sorry, I thought you knew. This is the extreme dining section. | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
972 | Having a hole in the restaurant was one thing but finding a solution to keep patrons from falling in was a whole other challenge. | 1.3588 | 0.04459 | 170 | 118 | 43 | 9 |
973 | Oh so she gets a table but I get the alligator pit? You, good sir, have just lost yourself a customer. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
974 | That one is fresh. | 1.3588 | 0.04459 | 170 | 118 | 43 | 9 |
975 | Behave yourself or no croc pot. | 1.3588 | 0.04459 | 170 | 118 | 43 | 9 |
976 | You'll be safe, if you keep your social distance | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
977 | Nice Purse! | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
978 | Not my section. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
979 | I swear, it's more effective than Weight Watchers. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
980 | Our special today is gator. You catch em we cook em. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
981 | We find that our pot roast is most tender when we cook it in a croc. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
982 | Crocodile or Alligator?. Identify correctly and get 10% off your bill. | 1.3588 | 0.04300 | 170 | 116 | 47 | 7 |
983 | What part of later, gator don't you get? | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
984 | If you win the wrestling match your meal is free. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
985 | It’s in your best interest to tip at least 18% | 1.3588 | 0.04459 | 170 | 118 | 43 | 9 |
986 | Is that your social distancing support animal? | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
987 | As I mentioned, the Gator Soup is prepared table side. | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
988 | Don't listen to him. That's just a croc. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
989 | Sorry, but your date wasn't practicing social distancing. | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
990 | The gator's our way of encouraging social distancing. | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
991 | And over there is our carbon-neutral garbage disposal | 1.3588 | 0.04380 | 170 | 117 | 45 | 8 |
992 | Lyle makes sure people keep their social distance. | 1.3588 | 0.04380 | 170 | 117 | 45 | 8 |
993 | your emotional support animal has scared away the other diners | 1.3588 | 0.04006 | 170 | 122 | 39 | 9 |
994 | Yes, I’ll have the human.....rare please. | 1.3588 | 0.04833 | 170 | 123 | 33 | 14 |
995 | So far he only knows Crocodile Rock. | 1.3588 | 0.04833 | 170 | 123 | 33 | 14 |
996 | So, the emotional support alligator is for which diagnosis? | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
997 | I’m not going to fall for the old “waiter there’s an alligator in my soup” bit. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
998 | You know the rules, only one customer per day! | 1.3588 | 0.04006 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
999 | Are you telling me they actually did drain the swamp? | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
1000 | Careful, that's the Fast Food section. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
1001 | Would you like to hear about our swamp-to-table specials? | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
1002 | He thought you said “gator aid, please.” | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
1003 | Not to worry- he's tested negative! | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
1004 | Just put any leftovers over there. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
1005 | I said "in a while." It's been only 4 minutes. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
1006 | That's an Alli-doodle. His bite is worse than his bark. | 1.3588 | 0.04761 | 170 | 122 | 35 | 13 |
1007 | As you can see, the dessert is served a la moat. | 1.3588 | 0.04459 | 170 | 118 | 43 | 9 |
1008 | And he'll be telling you about today's fresh catch. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
1009 | It's part of our social distancing program. | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
1010 | Welcome to Crocker Barrel | 1.3558 | 0.04661 | 163 | 115 | 38 | 10 |
1011 | Tonight our specials are fish, rabbit, and you. | 1.3554 | 0.04682 | 166 | 118 | 37 | 11 |
1012 | No croc monsieur please! | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
1013 | Six feet buddy... | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
1014 | Hey, you're the one who wanted a table close to the river... | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1015 | If you can find any humor in this cartoon, you get a free coffee refill. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1016 | I see you've met our complaint department. | 1.3537 | 0.04170 | 164 | 113 | 45 | 6 |
1017 | Just ignore his allegations. | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1018 | I agree. We just can't continue to allow hyper vigilance to destroy the quality of our lives. | 1.3537 | 0.03592 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1019 | Just so you know, it’s perfectly okay to toss food you don’t want over your shoulder, just don’t lean back. | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1020 | That's why they checked your vintage handbag. | 1.3537 | 0.04556 | 164 | 115 | 40 | 9 |
1021 | You asked to speak to the manager? | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
1022 | He's hungry. Nobody's complained about the food, in a week. | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1023 | I don’t care if you’re a regular. You cough, you go in the pit. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1024 | When I say the gator is fresh, I’m talking both taste and attitude! | 1.3537 | 0.04950 | 164 | 120 | 30 | 14 |
1025 | Reptile pits are less expensive than fancy aquariums and she doubles as a garbage disposal." | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1026 | Did you smile at that crocodile? | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1027 | Like contested elections and gender reveals with tragic outcomes, it’s a Florida thing. | 1.3537 | 0.04950 | 164 | 120 | 30 | 14 |
1028 | My reptilian friend would like to know if you'll have dinner with me sometime. | 1.3537 | 0.04556 | 164 | 115 | 40 | 9 |
1029 | Down, boy. You don't get dessert until you finish the last customer! | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1030 | Welcome to Green Gator. If you want to pick one out of the tank we'll cook it right up for you. | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1031 | Cover your mouth! | 1.3537 | 0.04556 | 164 | 115 | 40 | 9 |
1032 | Our Gator Ade is organic. | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1033 | I can ask him to stop singing, or I can ask you to leave. | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1034 | Careful, you ordered his favorite soup. | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1035 | Forewarned, the soup has a bite to it. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
1036 | Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1037 | He heard your biological clock ticking. | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1038 | Don't let his "bark" fool you. He does impressions. | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1039 | That soup also comes in this handy crock. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1040 | We used to have a cat, but he's so much better with leftovers. | 1.3537 | 0.04389 | 164 | 113 | 44 | 7 |
1041 | This is why the chef uses a crockpot. | 1.3537 | 0.04215 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
1042 | Your meal will be ready shortly, she's just finishing up her dinner. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
1043 | I told you – you can't come in here with that cough! | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1044 | Him? He's my tip monitor. | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1045 | Hi, I'm Mark and that's Susan; I'll be your waiter, she'll be your gator. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1046 | We were having trouble convincing people to stay six feet apart until we got Abner. | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1047 | I’d stop feeding him if I were you! | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
1048 | I ve already told you, get back in the swamp, there are no second helpings! She's our guest! | 1.3537 | 0.04515 | 164 | 117 | 37 | 10 |
1049 | He wanted to shelter in place. YOU argue with him! | 1.3537 | 0.04556 | 164 | 115 | 40 | 9 |
1050 | Ignore him. He's in the soup, and he knows it. | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
1051 | I have a reptile dish function. | 1.3537 | 0.04950 | 164 | 120 | 30 | 14 |
1052 | The moat separates essential from non-essential workers. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
1053 | I'm sorry but she's not on the menu. | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
1054 | That's the Catch of the Day. | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
1055 | May I present to you, the catch of the day. | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
1056 | As a bonus, you can pick either a purse or a pair of shoes. | 1.3519 | 0.04590 | 162 | 114 | 39 | 9 |
1057 | Do I see you later or after while ? | 1.3519 | 0.04990 | 162 | 119 | 29 | 14 |
1058 | He's here to remind people that social distancing is just one gator-length. | 1.3519 | 0.05066 | 162 | 120 | 27 | 15 |
1059 | Now, that's a crock! | 1.3519 | 0.04590 | 162 | 114 | 39 | 9 |
1060 | Yeah, we had a big "Dine 'n' Dash" problem until we got him. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1061 | Not only is this one a great meal... You are going to leave with some nice boots. | 1.3519 | 0.04990 | 162 | 119 | 29 | 14 |
1062 | No, that's a crocodile. The alligator soup is from a can. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1063 | The restaurant’s a historical site so we had to leave the interiors as-is. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1064 | he is following in the tracks of TONY the TIGER | 1.3519 | 0.04590 | 162 | 114 | 39 | 9 |
1065 | We're zero waste now. Please put your organics in the receptacle. | 1.3519 | 0.04590 | 162 | 114 | 39 | 9 |
1066 | Sir, your spit is putting all of us in danger, wear a mask for God’s sake! | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1067 | She's dining alone. Could you social-distance Table #9? | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1068 | Use your elbow. | 1.3519 | 0.04505 | 162 | 113 | 41 | 8 |
1069 | This the original Outback Restuarant, and his name is Dundee. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1070 | Ignore him, he just wants your shrimp. | 1.3519 | 0.04420 | 162 | 112 | 43 | 7 |
1071 | Just be sure to stay six feet apart. | 1.3519 | 0.04913 | 162 | 118 | 31 | 13 |
1072 | Are you sure you want to speak to the manager? | 1.3519 | 0.04834 | 162 | 117 | 33 | 12 |
1073 | Oh that! Just a reminder of our new tipping guidelines. | 1.3519 | 0.04834 | 162 | 117 | 33 | 12 |
1074 | Of course we're a zero-waste establishment. | 1.3519 | 0.04332 | 162 | 111 | 45 | 6 |
1075 | I'll see you later, Sir. | 1.3519 | 0.04834 | 162 | 117 | 33 | 12 |
1076 | He gets upset when you compare him to chicken. | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
1077 | What do you think of our new no-loitering enforcer? | 1.3515 | 0.04409 | 165 | 117 | 39 | 9 |
1078 | This is how we enforce social distancing between tables. | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
1079 | What does he eat? You mean, BESIDES people? | 1.3503 | 0.04596 | 157 | 110 | 39 | 8 |
1080 | I'll bring the check either a little later or in a while. | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
1081 | Corporate suggested we be more strict with our ‘Social Distancing’ policy. | 1.3500 | 0.04538 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1082 | Ever since we drained the swamp, we're out of fish, birds, turtles, and small mammals. | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
1083 | He's asking if he can see you later. | 1.3500 | 0.04538 | 160 | 112 | 40 | 8 |
1084 | I'll seat you later, Alligator. | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1085 | Just think of him as a mythic expression of the moral anxiety of meat-eaters. | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1086 | I mean it! Bad boys who beg at the table get no belly rubs later! | 1.3500 | 0.04953 | 160 | 117 | 30 | 13 |
1087 | She enforces social distancing. | 1.3500 | 0.04271 | 160 | 109 | 46 | 5 |
1088 | That’s a load of ‘croc’ and you know it! | 1.3500 | 0.04953 | 160 | 117 | 30 | 13 |
1089 | Yes, he sprays a little when he speaks. | 1.3500 | 0.04362 | 160 | 110 | 44 | 6 |
1090 | I warned you about feeding from the table. You’ve made a beggar of him! | 1.3500 | 0.04407 | 160 | 121 | 29 | 10 |
1091 | At least he laughs at my jokes. | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
1092 | Don't fret, he knows to maintain six feet of distance. | 1.3500 | 0.04791 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 11 |
1093 | He protects the bathroom from non-customers. | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1094 | He enforces "Social Distancing" so we can stay open! | 1.3500 | 0.03783 | 160 | 112 | 44 | 4 |
1095 | Emotional support animals are a crock. Or is he an alligator? | 1.3500 | 0.04953 | 160 | 117 | 30 | 13 |
1096 | They say it tastes just like chicken | 1.3500 | 0.04791 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 11 |
1097 | oh that's just a croc | 1.3500 | 0.04451 | 160 | 111 | 42 | 7 |
1098 | We tried to cook you the special, but the special ate the cook. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1099 | Sit, Ally! Sit! Of course she's going to provide a more than generous tip. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1100 | And for tonight's special we offer a deep discount if you kill it yourself. | 1.3481 | 0.04702 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1101 | Well she thinks I’m funny. | 1.3481 | 0.04205 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
1102 | Down boy! I'll let you know; after I see the tip. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1103 | Let me guess: you’re wondering whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1104 | He didn’t say he wanted to eat with you. He said he wanted to eat you. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1105 | Another White House staffer dining with us !! | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
1106 | He was so cute when we brought him home from Florida | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
1107 | He's trying to imitate a begging puppy, but don'e believe him. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1108 | Is this free range enough for you? | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1109 | Not to worry, he is on astrict food-critic diet. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1110 | It’s our social distancing moat. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1111 | I don't care what phylum you're in, you still need to stay 6 feet away from other customers. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1112 | We not longer compost, we crocodile. | 1.3481 | 0.03694 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
1113 | No chocolate. It makes him sick. | 1.3481 | 0.04392 | 158 | 108 | 34 | 7 |
1114 | If I catch you begging at the table again, you're purse. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1115 | I might add that our alligator meat is fresh. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1116 | You can add to your soup or take home as a pair of boots. | 1.3481 | 0.05074 | 158 | 117 | 27 | 14 |
1117 | Knock it off, unless you want to be a handbag. | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
1118 | Yes,... a little hard to tell, but he's singing that Elton John song. | 1.3481 | 0.04392 | 158 | 109 | 43 | 6 |
1119 | Now Allie, you had your lunch. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1120 | Easy Ms. Ali, she order the tater, not gator tots! | 1.3481 | 0.04616 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 10 |
1121 | Barks like a dog ... tastes like chicken. | 1.3481 | 0.04483 | 158 | 110 | 41 | 7 |
1122 | Could you please throw your food scraps in the green bin when you've finished eating | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1123 | Believe me, I'd love to promote him to the floor. But he keeps bombing his Heimlich certification. | 1.3481 | 0.04058 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
1124 | It makes the whole "catch of the day" thing more feasible. | 1.3481 | 0.04108 | 158 | 114 | 38 | 6 |
1125 | We've had to close the children's play area...... | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1126 | He owns this place. Otherwise, we'd make him brush his teeth. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
1127 | Irritable? Yeah, he's been stuck in a rut lately. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1128 | Oh that's our insinkergator... | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
1129 | He's enforcing the social distance rule | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1130 | Sing it, Sam. Sing "Crocodile Rock?" | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
1131 | Oh, for Pete's sake, Ally, let her finish her soup....... | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1132 | But ma'am, this IS our croc of soup... | 1.3481 | 0.04108 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
1133 | When you’re through, please take advantage of our zero waste recycling option. | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
1134 | Is that your service animal? If so, I’m obligated to welcome it. | 1.3481 | 0.03802 | 158 | 116 | 36 | 6 |
1135 | Don't worry; she's six feet away. | 1.3481 | 0.04392 | 158 | 109 | 43 | 6 |
1136 | Please be generous. He relies heavily on tips. | 1.3481 | 0.04572 | 158 | 111 | 39 | 8 |
1137 | I distinctly ordered a case of Gatorade. | 1.3481 | 0.04392 | 158 | 111 | 40 | 7 |
1138 | Corporate made us streamline the composting process" | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
1139 | Oh that. That's just to ensure proper Social Distancing. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1140 | Down Penelope! The rule is 6 feet away, remember? | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 117 | 26 | 13 |
1141 | Don’t worry about him being 6 feet away, alligators can’t catch coronavirus. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
1142 | He wants to know if you're organic. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1143 | Don't worry about him, he's maintaining his 6-foot distance. | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
1144 | Mam, you said you wanted to speak to my manager?" | 1.3462 | 0.04516 | 156 | 109 | 40 | 7 |
1145 | All our soups are prepped fresh in one of several crocks | 1.3462 | 0.04953 | 156 | 114 | 30 | 12 |
1146 | Let's discuss our policy on tipping | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
1147 | Well, THAT'S not the emotional support animal I was expecting. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1148 | That's Gavin the new garbage disposal. | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
1149 | We installed a crocodile moat to eliminate those unlikely to intuit the importance of social distancing at 6 feet. | 1.3462 | 0.04423 | 156 | 108 | 42 | 6 |
1150 | He swallowed the manager last week, which makes him the manager | 1.3462 | 0.05117 | 156 | 116 | 26 | 14 |
1151 | In retrospect, adding the moat may have been a little over the top. | 1.3462 | 0.04329 | 156 | 107 | 44 | 5 |
1152 | Well, at least somebody appreciates my sense of humor. | 1.3462 | 0.03928 | 156 | 108 | 45 | 3 |
1153 | Calm down! They’re tater-tots not gator-tots! | 1.3462 | 0.04606 | 156 | 110 | 38 | 8 |
1154 | For the last time, no dessert until you finish your wildebeest | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1155 | How would you like to pay? An arm or a leg? | 1.3462 | 0.04606 | 156 | 110 | 38 | 8 |
1156 | Actually, that's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more pointed snout. | 1.3459 | 0.04370 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
1157 | Stop spitting and stay 6 ft. away!! | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
1158 | It's not the food, it's your Lacoste top. | 1.3442 | 0.04549 | 154 | 108 | 39 | 7 |
1159 | Six feet buster | 1.3442 | 0.03785 | 154 | 108 | 42 | 4 |
1160 | He's not only great for enforcing social distancing, he eats all the contaminated tableware. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1161 | Linda is helping us enforce social distancing. | 1.3442 | 0.04549 | 154 | 108 | 39 | 7 |
1162 | I thought I told you, I'd see you later! | 1.3442 | 0.04455 | 154 | 107 | 41 | 6 |
1163 | Everything we serve here is fresh. | 1.3442 | 0.04455 | 154 | 107 | 41 | 6 |
1164 | I understand the need to social distance, but building a moat between tables seems like a bit much. | 1.3442 | 0.04549 | 154 | 108 | 39 | 7 |
1165 | No, he's really crying. | 1.3442 | 0.04455 | 154 | 107 | 41 | 6 |
1166 | May I recommend the snapper | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
1167 | Restroom's downstairs. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1168 | I'm telling you, that's six feet away. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1169 | Yes, that is an alligator, but the important thing is that I'm gay. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1170 | The food’s great but we can’t keep the repeat business. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1171 | He escaped when they drained the swamp. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1172 | He get's snappy if you don't leave at least 20% | 1.3442 | 0.04641 | 154 | 109 | 37 | 8 |
1173 | Sorry,we're planning to fix that croc in the floor. | 1.3442 | 0.04159 | 154 | 111 | 36 | 7 |
1174 | I’m not sure that bringing a gator in to take care of the rat problem was the right move. | 1.3442 | 0.04549 | 154 | 108 | 39 | 7 |
1175 | Don’t you snap at me like that. | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
1176 | And be sure to stay 6 feet away from this one. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1177 | Please don’t feed him from the table. It just encourages him to yodel louder. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1178 | The guy over there says he'd like to buy you a drink. | 1.3442 | 0.05243 | 154 | 116 | 23 | 15 |
1179 | All our alligators are cage free and organic. | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
1180 | Submit your Comments Card to the Comments Croc | 1.3442 | 0.04549 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1181 | he's vegan | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
1182 | We’ve gone zero waste. | 1.3439 | 0.04307 | 157 | 108 | 44 | 5 |
1183 | INTO YOUR ELBOW, TODD. | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1184 | Tonight’s stand-up comic is famous for his crowd work -- he usually kills! | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1185 | You say you like them wild instead of farmed? | 1.3421 | 0.04026 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
1186 | Ma'am, would your pet like some water? | 1.3421 | 0.04288 | 152 | 107 | 40 | 5 |
1187 | He's docile unless you say the word 'Handbag!' | 1.3421 | 0.04487 | 152 | 106 | 40 | 6 |
1188 | I'm sorry ma'am but your "comfort crocodile" is no longer welcome here. | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1189 | I give up...just get the bark collar. | 1.3421 | 0.03746 | 152 | 121 | 24 | 7 |
1190 | Be careful... Once they get a taste for humans- sorry, human FOOD, they'll never leave you alone. | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
1191 | No, no, I meant THAT’s a croc! | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1192 | Y a know? There's nothing finer than a gator in the diner! | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
1193 | And will your friend also want the Pasta Carbonara? | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1194 | He's there to enforce social distancing. | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
1195 | No, the place next door has the open pit barbecue. We just have an open pit." | 1.3421 | 0.04487 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1196 | This is the only place in town that accommodates emotional support crocodiles" | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1197 | Hey can I get a little more water over here? I can’t thrash my food about like this! | 1.3421 | 0.04949 | 152 | 111 | 30 | 11 |
1198 | If you don'd like the food, take it up with the complaints manager | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1199 | I’ve told him 20 times to sneeze into his elbow! | 1.3421 | 0.04949 | 152 | 111 | 30 | 11 |
1200 | Check out our new"glade to table" program | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1201 | Back to the kitchen! She doesn't want to sample the delights of your Croque Monsieur. | 1.3421 | 0.04487 | 152 | 106 | 40 | 6 |
1202 | Please cover when you cough, Kevin. | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1203 | That's our new dine and dash prevention. | 1.3421 | 0.04186 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
1204 | Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to maintain a 6-foot distance. | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
1205 | He's the floor show. | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
1206 | TRUST ME HE'S BEEN FED ALREADY. | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1207 | Will this be together or separate? | 1.3421 | 0.04487 | 152 | 106 | 40 | 6 |
1208 | The kitchen said if you still want the Chef's Special, YOU'LL have to wrestle it. | 1.3421 | 0.05206 | 152 | 114 | 24 | 14 |
1209 | Don’t worry if you give us five stars he won’t bother you. | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1210 | He loves human food, if you know what I mean. | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
1211 | Your sense of mortal terror is supposed to enhance the flavor of the short rib. | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1212 | He always gets upset when we serve Gatorade. | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
1213 | Don't mind him. He's just transitioning to keto. | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
1214 | He's our social distancing enforcer. | 1.3400 | 0.04420 | 150 | 104 | 41 | 5 |
1215 | If he heckles you, just throw him a bone. | 1.3400 | 0.04212 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1216 | In the back, the first to your right. And mind your step. | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
1217 | You're in his chair. | 1.3400 | 0.04520 | 150 | 105 | 39 | 6 |
1218 | He's highly recommending the chihuahua. | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1219 | They said we could stay open if we could guarantee social distancing between tables. | 1.3400 | 0.04520 | 150 | 105 | 39 | 6 |
1220 | Tips are optional, of course. | 1.3400 | 0.04618 | 150 | 106 | 37 | 7 |
1221 | It’s how we enforce social distancing. | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1222 | That's really the only thing that the Health Department's taken issue with. | 1.3399 | 0.04266 | 153 | 105 | 44 | 4 |
1223 | This is where you can sacrifice yourself for the economy. | 1.3399 | 0.05093 | 153 | 114 | 26 | 13 |
1224 | Was that a cough? | 1.3399 | 0.05093 | 153 | 114 | 26 | 13 |
1225 | ''Chef keeps him on the off chance Gordon Ramsay shows up.'' | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
1226 | This is just until we get our garbage disposal system fixed. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1227 | The alligator is very fresh tonight. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1228 | Please don't forget your therapy animal when you leave. | 1.3378 | 0.04553 | 148 | 104 | 38 | 6 |
1229 | Madam I think you dropped your purse. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1230 | He thinks you're cute. But I still wouldn't let him put your head in his mouth. | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
1231 | Wally helps with the tips. | 1.3378 | 0.04987 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
1232 | Later, gator. | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
1233 | Oh, our chef wanted to know if you liked the fish he caught. | 1.3378 | 0.04347 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
1234 | She’s organic, vegan and grain fed. | 1.3378 | 0.04553 | 148 | 104 | 38 | 6 |
1235 | ... and don't let Schuyler influence your Yelp review. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1236 | He's not sick, it's allergies. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1237 | Not only do we offer the freshest catch in town, but dine-and-dash is virtually eliminated. | 1.3378 | 0.05123 | 148 | 110 | 26 | 12 |
1238 | Your comfort animal is making our other customers extremely uncomfortable. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1239 | Yeah, it used to be a shrimp tank, but that was a different time. | 1.3378 | 0.03259 | 148 | 111 | 32 | 5 |
1240 | Don't order the whole chicken | 1.3378 | 0.04653 | 148 | 105 | 36 | 7 |
1241 | That's the no tip pit. | 1.3378 | 0.04604 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
1242 | I already told you. No, you may not have the child portion. | 1.3378 | 0.04653 | 148 | 105 | 36 | 7 |
1243 | It’s really cut down on our dine and dash problem. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1244 | Sir, wait your turn, please | 1.3378 | 0.04553 | 148 | 104 | 38 | 6 |
1245 | There are some downsides to moving to Florida. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1246 | We tried training him as a support animal, but he gets too excited around food. | 1.3357 | 0.04649 | 143 | 101 | 36 | 6 |
1247 | Don't forget to tip your gator | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1248 | This toothsome morsel was grown in a local waterway full of organic ingredients. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1249 | Honestly, he's better than my last manager. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1250 | See you later, alligator | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1251 | Your card was declined. With extreme prejudice. | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
1252 | I don’t care if he is your emotional support alligator, he goes outside. | 1.3356 | 0.04588 | 146 | 103 | 37 | 6 |
1253 | You see, it all started after Trump said he was going to drain the swamp. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1254 | That's Snapper, not to be confused with our special tonight | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1255 | We’re expanding our clientele to get through the quarantine. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1256 | Scraps go to Roger. | 1.3356 | 0.04268 | 146 | 100 | 43 | 3 |
1257 | The restrooms are downstairs. Your friend went there a minute ago. | 1.3356 | 0.04155 | 146 | 105 | 36 | 5 |
1258 | Where did your puppy go? | 1.3356 | 0.05348 | 146 | 111 | 21 | 14 |
1259 | I'll bet " Yelp" didn't mention that. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1260 | He begs politely the first time, but then can be quite snappy. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1261 | Don’t mind him. He’s not himself when he’s hungry. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1262 | He's been very upset since the restaurant became vegan. | 1.3356 | 0.04588 | 146 | 103 | 37 | 6 |
1263 | The seven foot social separation applies to every one. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1264 | They taste just like chicken. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1265 | That's Oliver. We like to think of him as your incentive to leave a 20% tip. | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
1266 | Please, cover your cough. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1267 | He doesn't know you're vegan. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1268 | Uh, I might need to see your emotional support animal certificate before I bring her a bowl of water. | 1.3356 | 0.04483 | 146 | 102 | 39 | 5 |
1269 | He's fixed our dine and dash problem. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1270 | We're built our business model here at the Green Alligator after Red Lobster's ... only without the glass. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1271 | Stop snapping at me, I AM the manager. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1272 | And I recommend a half dozen chickens for your emotional support alligator. | 1.3356 | 0.04268 | 146 | 100 | 43 | 3 |
1273 | Let me make sure I've got your order correct: prime rib, raw not rare , no utensils, and take-out, with a Bloody Mary while you wait ? | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
1274 | Six feet apart please! | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1275 | You're telling me THIS is your emotional support animal? | 1.3356 | 0.05030 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
1276 | I thought a nice Koi pond would have been fine. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1277 | ...And once we installed the new security system we haven't had trouble since. | 1.3356 | 0.04838 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1278 | He'll leave you alone after awhile. | 1.3356 | 0.04588 | 146 | 103 | 37 | 6 |
1279 | Social distancing! Social distancing! | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1280 | Don't worry about Snappy. He critically injures only 2-3% of our diners. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1281 | I think you're going to need more than a restraining order. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1282 | Hey, does this look like the White House? Go back to your swamp! | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1283 | Do you not understand what "in a while" means? | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
1284 | And then there's today's special.... It tastes like chicken | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1285 | Actually, it's a crocodile...very subtle differences really. The crocodile has more of a V shaped snout and the alligator is more of a U shape. Crocodiles have more of uh uh uh,what you would call, uh a 'toothy grin' when their mouths are closed. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 108 | 33 | 8 |
1286 | Begging to snapchat again? | 1.3356 | 0.03640 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1287 | Stay at least 6 feet away! | 1.3356 | 0.04820 | 149 | 108 | 32 | 9 |
1288 | Did you ask to see the waiter or the gator? | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1289 | He's the only thing we have that's locally sourced, non-GMO and gluten free. | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
1290 | He doesn't have the best table manners but he is known for his snappy retort. | 1.3333 | 0.04516 | 144 | 101 | 38 | 5 |
1291 | Listen, no one cares if you're an alligator or a crocodile. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1292 | Stay at home! Stay at home! | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1293 | Don't worry -- crocodiles don't carry the virus | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
1294 | So, funny story... | 1.3333 | 0.05121 | 144 | 107 | 26 | 11 |
1295 | It's just not funny when you say it's a Tourist Trap. | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1296 | Sorry, he gets a bit snappy when he's hungry... | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1297 | These out'a work sport's mascots keep poppin' up. | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
1298 | As long as you move six feet away, you should be safe. | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 107 | 33 | 7 |
1299 | I’m sorry Ma’am, but emotional support animals are not allowed in the restaurant. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1300 | He’s been begging for handouts ever since he was excluded from the bailout package. | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1301 | I thought Trump said the Easter Bunny is coming.” | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1302 | No, Allie, she is not eating your eggs. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 107 | 32 | 8 |
1303 | Don't worry, he'll keep the required 6 feet distance. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1304 | No, she doesn't understand English, and yes, we still have a deal | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1305 | Please -- the crocodile is very sensitive about being called an alligator. | 1.3333 | 0.04623 | 144 | 102 | 36 | 6 |
1306 | Pretty sure it’s an alligator | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 103 | 39 | 5 |
1307 | Sustainable food disposal, but not pet friendly! | 1.3333 | 0.04353 | 147 | 102 | 41 | 4 |
1308 | This is Wally, he'll be taking care of you tonight | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1309 | Yes, this IS necessary to support social distancing. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1310 | Therrrrre’s a good boy. He’s so cute when he’s begging for food. | 1.3333 | 0.04407 | 144 | 100 | 40 | 4 |
1311 | Oh no, Byron...you’ve already reached your daily limit! | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1312 | As you can see, ma'am, the owner takes the farm-to-table idea literally. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1313 | Excuse me, miss! your friend here is being too loud... | 1.3333 | 0.03553 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
1314 | Oh that? It’s our new Chomposter. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1315 | Now you’re just regurgitating Fox News... | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1316 | Would you like the woman or the soup? | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1317 | Fucking Trump is going to kill us all. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1318 | What a surprise. Once again, he recommends the zebra. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1319 | You’ll just have to wait. Right now I’m getting the food’s food. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1320 | It's "green" snapper, actually, but very fresh. | 1.3310 | 0.04383 | 145 | 101 | 40 | 4 |
1321 | He says our chef was delicious. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1322 | And a gator-ade for you, I pressume? | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1323 | Our lower level bar no longer has a Happy Hour. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1324 | It’s part of our green incentive program for waste reduction. | 1.3310 | 0.05137 | 145 | 111 | 21 | 13 |
1325 | It was either him or paying for garbage pickup. | 1.3310 | 0.04491 | 145 | 102 | 38 | 5 |
1326 | The gator bites are especially fresh today. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1327 | ...and if you’d like the alligator steaks; there’s your guy | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1328 | This customer ordered vegan and she's emptied her plate. Get over it. | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1329 | Most people prefer take-out. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1330 | Well, he solved our problem with leftovers. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1331 | He came in last Sunday for the all you can eat brunch, and he hasn’t stopped. | 1.3310 | 0.04328 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1332 | I think they need a hand in the kitchen | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1333 | Oh yes he’ll stop begging eventually | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1334 | Food scraps go there. | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1335 | Stop it. We don't want to lose any more customers. | 1.3310 | 0.04328 | 145 | 114 | 23 | 8 |
1336 | No crock! It's our organic waste disposer. | 1.3310 | 0.04596 | 145 | 103 | 36 | 6 |
1337 | This is Al. He'll be training with me today. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1338 | We keep him around to help create an authentic Creole atmosphere. | 1.3310 | 0.04438 | 142 | 99 | 39 | 4 |
1339 | And directly behind you is the mother of this evenings special | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1340 | Good thing you left your grandmother's purse at home Lillian. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1341 | Definitely not crocodile tears. That's an alligator! | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1342 | Its more eco friendly then composting actually. | 1.3287 | 0.04524 | 143 | 101 | 37 | 5 |
1343 | Not to worry, this is mainly for optics | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 7 |
1344 | He’s begging again, someone must have been fed to him | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 7 |
1345 | He wants to be a companion animal, so he’s learning to bark like a dog. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1346 | He always laughs when I tell the desert specials! | 1.3286 | 0.04694 | 140 | 100 | 34 | 6 |
1347 | You need to stay six feet away from the other customers. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1348 | Bro, your cue was 'See ya later' not 'Still or sparkling?' | 1.3285 | 0.05394 | 137 | 104 | 21 | 12 |
1349 | Yes, the 6 foot social distancing rule applies to you too! | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1350 | Oh, him? That's Tippy. He gets very cranky when a customer leaves less than 20%. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1351 | Hey, get back at least six feet. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1352 | If you give him a breadstick, he'll sing " Born on the Bayou". | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1353 | Well, technically, it's a caiman. | 1.3285 | 0.04646 | 137 | 97 | 35 | 5 |
1354 | Please cover your mouth when you sneeze...the boss here says we already have enough to worry about. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1355 | I told you. Stay six feet from the customers! | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1356 | My advice is to tip at least 20%. | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
1357 | It’s customary to stand when she sings the National Anthem. | 1.3285 | 0.05493 | 137 | 105 | 19 | 13 |
1358 | Blackened, grilled, or étouffée...and guaranteed the freshest in the Quarter! | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
1359 | Well, I think I know who to thank for resolving our feral pig problem. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
1360 | Our pet-friendly sign is only valid for cats and dogs. I'm afraid you'll have to leave. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
1361 | Al, here, can tell you about our Fresh Catch of the Day. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
1362 | Have you seen the busboy? | 1.3285 | 0.04646 | 137 | 97 | 35 | 5 |
1363 | Please go to the take-out window like everyone else. | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
1364 | No, we don't do doggy bags. Just toss you're leftovers to Alphonse and kiss your liberal recycle/reuse guilt goodbye. | 1.3262 | 0.04667 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
1365 | Sustainable food disposal unit. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1366 | The management has been aggressively green lately. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1367 | “We’re on the cutting edge of reducing food waste.” | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1368 | The soup is flavored with crocodile tears - ethically sourced. Don't listen to him. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1369 | Actually, as you can tell by the snout, we have an ALLIGATOR problem. | 1.3262 | 0.04827 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
1370 | No need for alarm, it's just another urban myth. | 1.3261 | 0.04732 | 138 | 99 | 33 | 6 |
1371 | Don't worry, he's not interested in your soup. Not that you seem to be, either. | 1.3237 | 0.03983 | 139 | 102 | 33 | 4 |
1372 | Because of all the coronavirus hoarders, this is the only gator aid we can offer you. | 1.3237 | 0.04591 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
1373 | We're trying to keep food waste out of the landfills, so, if you're done with that.. | 1.3237 | 0.04591 | 139 | 99 | 35 | 5 |
1374 | He's actually thanking you for not wearing crocs. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1375 | A couple of days Alex. She needs a few more pounds. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1376 | Look, it's a fucking alligator. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1377 | I told you, the lady doesn't want to share her table with you. | 1.3237 | 0.04476 | 139 | 98 | 37 | 4 |
1378 | Dieters appreciate our new addition to the dessert buffet. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1379 | Before this gig I used to go by Lacoste | 1.3237 | 0.04591 | 139 | 99 | 35 | 5 |
1380 | Composting is so 2019. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1381 | He ate the dolphin. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1382 | Believe it or not, he is on a strict vegan diet. You are a vegan, right? | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1383 | Not to worry, ma'am. He's harmless. He wants to sell you auto insurance. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
1384 | Get down Oscar. Finished Ms. Harris First. | 1.3237 | 0.04647 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
1385 | We keep the alligator here to distract from our baffling interior design. | 1.3237 | 0.04476 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1386 | C'mon, it's only been five minutes. Later means later. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
1387 | Yes, the tears are fresh. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
1388 | Now that is an authentic handbag | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1389 | We are strictly enforcing social distancing this week. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1390 | He's got a lousy voice, but he's a snappy dancer. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1391 | Don't give him any. He' already had his caffeine for the day. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1392 | It's o.k. he's Lacoste. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
1393 | He's not supposed to do that | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1394 | Hold on there! She said she's still working on it! | 1.3214 | 0.04675 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
1395 | And I don't taste like chicken. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1396 | I would recommend finishing that... | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1397 | It gets really messy if patrons don't feed the animals. | 1.3212 | 0.04388 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1398 | Right there is why we haven't had a mouse problem for two years. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1399 | May I suggest the alligator bites? | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1400 | NO Begging! | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1401 | Max is here to make sure you finish your vegetables. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1402 | Yeah, we find it saves on to-go boxes. | 1.3212 | 0.04508 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
1403 | There’s room at the bar. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1404 | We think he'll be a Special on our menu next week! | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1405 | Please don't feed him kale. He's a very gassy reptile. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1406 | You do know he was our best busboy. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1407 | That's our garbage disposal. | 1.3212 | 0.04508 | 137 | 97 | 36 | 4 |
1408 | You ordered a bowl - would you rather have the croc? | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1409 | Soup won't cure reptile dysfunction. | 1.3212 | 0.04508 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1410 | Meet the genius behind our new sewer delivery app | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1411 | She ordered the bowl, not the crock. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1412 | Like tipping your waiter, feeding the alligator is optional. | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
1413 | Be patient, she'll taste a lot better after she finishes her soup. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1414 | He wants to know if you’re wearing “Crocs”. | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
1415 | Actually ma'am, it's an alligator. | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
1416 | We brought him in to enforce the social distancing rules, but we're gonna keep him for his singing voice. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
1417 | She's objecting to your wearing "Crocks." | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
1418 | I wouldn't order the dessert. He has quite a sweet tooth. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
1419 | Jeff, I’m working right now. I’ll see you later. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1420 | Serrated checks please. | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
1421 | We gave up on composting leftovers | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1422 | We’re farm to table, with scraps to Mable. | 1.3209 | 0.04569 | 134 | 95 | 35 | 4 |
1423 | You can try our specials, or they can try you. | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 96 | 33 | 5 |
1424 | When you say ‘pescatarian,’ how much wiggle room are we talking about? | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
1425 | Right there is a future handbag, a belt, a pair of shoes, and the soup of the day. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
1426 | Will you join him in the moat after breakfast? | 1.3209 | 0.03907 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1427 | Sorry, we’ve been up to our asses in alligators-did you save room for dessert? | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
1428 | Don't worry, he is just an urban legend. | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
1429 | Don't worry. He only eats our fries. | 1.3209 | 0.04690 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1430 | Oh, and we’re out of frog legs. | 1.3209 | 0.04381 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1431 | Just a warning: he reads, and quickly responds, to all Yelp comments -- even if you just think them. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
1432 | OK, who ordered the extra large snapper? | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1433 | Look, lady, you can see him later. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1434 | Oh, I forgot, he ate the “don’t feed the alligator” sign. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1435 | Just wait 'til you see him roll over and play fetch. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 94 | 34 | 4 |
1436 | You got any complaints, talk to him. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1437 | We keep it around because he's the only non-vegan in this part of town. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1438 | Actually, it's a crocodile. Alligators have a wider, U-shaped snout. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1439 | Finally, it’s “later.” | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1440 | He's got a point, it's takeout only. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1441 | No Alligator shoes, no Izod shirt, NO SERVICE.. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1442 | Karen, meet manager. Manager, meet Karen. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1443 | Oh, that? That’s just the alligator pit. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1444 | And if you’re interested, our Floridians are locally-sourced and wild-caught. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1445 | Bite me. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1446 | You might like to know that we are considered the premier "Sewer to Table" Cajun restaurant in the Manhattan. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1447 | Actually it's a crocodile; alligators have a more U-shaped snout. | 1.3182 | 0.04344 | 132 | 94 | 35 | 3 |
1448 | We throw the food and the winner gets to eat | 1.3182 | 0.04476 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1449 | If you prefer, we can serve it in a crock! | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1450 | Would you like to pick that one for your croques monsieur? | 1.3182 | 0.04277 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1451 | Make it snappy! | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1452 | Is this because of the Coronavirus or just a normal day in Florida? | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1453 | Is he with you? | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1454 | We call it 'antisocial distancing.' | 1.3182 | 0.04540 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1455 | Not to worry ma'am, gators can't carry the virus. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1456 | He just wants to play. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1457 | So will it be eating your food or talking to the manger | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1458 | Stay! Dundee",she is not texting a "Yelp" review | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1459 | We' can't get him to stop begging. | 1.3182 | 0.04665 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1460 | You might want to order a whole chicken for Fred there as well..... | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1461 | Don't worry, he's harmless. He always makes a ruckus every time we drain the swamp. | 1.3182 | 0.05303 | 132 | 100 | 22 | 10 |
1462 | He won't stop singing until you tip him. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1463 | This is our table-side crock pot | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1464 | You know, I think that's the same alligator I saw yesterday; but they all look alike. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1465 | Stay! Your lunch is still eating. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1466 | Oh, snap! You wanted a side of garlic kale right? | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1467 | Sorry, we don’t allow emotional support pets. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1468 | It’s definitely your turn to walk him | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1469 | No, you can't have her. She hasn't even finished her soup. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 94 | 34 | 4 |
1470 | We also have fresh lobster bisque. | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1471 | Just FYI, we've got a small infestation problem. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 96 | 31 | 5 |
1472 | He just snapped...and then he was gone. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1473 | And that's our Crock Pot. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1474 | This saves money on composting. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1475 | Your order is coming. Fish wasn't it? | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1476 | The soup du jour has a strong bite - enjoy! | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1477 | Those crocodile tears still won’t get you in here without a reservation. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1478 | Mr Gator, I'd like to introduce our special this evening. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1479 | For heaven’s sake, cover your mouth! | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1480 | Market price, but worth it. | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1481 | I keep telling him that we have no funding for gator aid. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1482 | Sir - You’ll need to put a shirt on | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1483 | Is that a support animal, ma’am? | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1484 | It looks like the sump pump is out again! | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1485 | You want me to wrap her up to go and an extra order fries? | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 94 | 34 | 4 |
1486 | And now for your entertainment, Some crocodile rock! | 1.3182 | 0.04476 | 132 | 93 | 36 | 3 |
1487 | We've had less walk-outs since we installed the moat | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1488 | We could get it removed, but the cure would be worse than the problem. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1489 | He likes to sing for his supper. | 1.3182 | 0.04727 | 132 | 95 | 32 | 5 |
1490 | Speak! Thats a good boy. Good boy ! Now, death roll, come on death roll! | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1491 | Yeah, well, you're no Jeff Goldblum! | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
1492 | If that's a cough, I need you to stay six feet away and wear a mask. | 1.3154 | 0.05572 | 130 | 101 | 17 | 12 |
1493 | FYI you'll see a 2% alligator tax on your bill. | 1.3154 | 0.03788 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1494 | Growl all you want. You're not even the worst customer I've had today. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
1495 | Let me know when to clear the table | 1.3154 | 0.03096 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
1496 | well you did say make it 'snappy' | 1.3154 | 0.04638 | 130 | 93 | 33 | 4 |
1497 | When they told us we'd set up shop on the Mississippi, this was not what I had in mind. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1498 | No, Sir, our menu is vegan; we don't offer vegans. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1499 | Crocodoodledo! | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
1500 | We find the "gator lanes" are generally effective at promoting social distancing. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
1501 | Duchess, no begging! | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1502 | migrating north due to climate change | 1.3154 | 0.04638 | 130 | 93 | 33 | 4 |
1503 | Tipping is optional – so is making it out of this place alive. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1504 | Does that look like six feet to you? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1505 | The next time Trump visits the Everglades..... | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1506 | That was your phone | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
1507 | You say he was standing right here. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1508 | That's our "Tip Calcu-Gator"! Feel free to be generous! | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1509 | Perhaps you would like to speak with our complaint department about the cold soup. | 1.3154 | 0.04638 | 130 | 93 | 33 | 4 |
1510 | You can have him later or in awhile. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1511 | Cover your mouth, idiot! | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1512 | Are you sure about ordering the snapper? | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1513 | And he says, "You still working on that?" | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1514 | Sit, Baxter. No begging! | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1515 | That was only supposed to be a static water feature. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1516 | Don't forget to leave a comment. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1517 | No worries. Six feet of separation. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1518 | No shoes,no shirt,no service. | 1.3154 | 0.04507 | 130 | 92 | 35 | 3 |
1519 | And that's Jenny, our customer service manager. | 1.3154 | 0.04638 | 130 | 93 | 33 | 4 |
1520 | His cough is worse than his bite. | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
1521 | Please stand six feet back, sir | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1522 | Our sign says singing 'GATORS', not waiters. Also, we highly recommend you tip generously. | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
1523 | Relax! She's a vegan. | 1.3154 | 0.04638 | 130 | 93 | 33 | 4 |
1524 | He says he with you....he’s not, right? | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1525 | So Mr. Gator, have you saved room for a little dessert? | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1526 | He's been a bit snappish since we switched our menu to plant-based proteins. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1527 | I wouldn't recommend a doggy bag | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1528 | Will that be for here or to go. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1529 | That gentleman recommends the wildebeest. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1530 | "I am required to tell you that he doesn't have any allergies and only likes single servings. | 1.3154 | 0.04949 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1531 | How many times have I told you! No begging at the table! | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1532 | This used to be a Medieval Times and he worked in the moat. No one wanted to tell him he wasn't needed here anymore. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1533 | Okay, another chicken soup for you, and a coq au vin for Mr. Fancy Pants. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1534 | Let me guess - catch of the day? | 1.3154 | 0.04507 | 130 | 92 | 35 | 3 |
1535 | Don't worry. He just ate. | 1.3154 | 0.04234 | 130 | 96 | 32 | 2 |
1536 | And I suppose a glass of fresh water for you, sir? | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1537 | Just write your complaint down and hand it to the manager. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1538 | I told you, only rats...No customers. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1539 | We tried offering it at the buffet. Briefly. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1540 | Per the CDC's recommendation, we brought in "social distancing" moats to help fight the spread of the pandemic. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1541 | We are strongly encouraging our guests to leave twenty percent . . . | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1542 | Our disposal is clogged, but we’ve got gator-aid to wash down the left-overs. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1543 | Welcome to Venice on the bayou. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1544 | We're still working on social distancing. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1545 | Our Gatorade is artisanal. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1546 | We recycle your leftovers, ca-a-a-a-refully. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1547 | No, she is not your 'To-Go' order. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1548 | We call him The Optionator. For those who think distancing is a crock. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1549 | Madeline here helps keep us a no-waste restaurant | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1550 | Don't feed him. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1551 | Feeding the croc is optional but highly recommended. | 1.3125 | 0.04540 | 128 | 91 | 34 | 3 |
1552 | We also have a house-made Gatorade. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1553 | At our restaurant, tipping is not mandatory---but it is encouraged. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1554 | I think she's missing her eggs. How was the omelette? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1555 | When you said you were dating a wrestler, I just assumed... | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1556 | Back off buddy - you ARE NOT practicing good social distancing. | 1.3125 | 0.02541 | 128 | 98 | 28 | 2 |
1557 | Don't worry, he's a Vegan. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1558 | Apparently our lobster tank just wasn't lively enough | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1559 | ‘Old Snapper’ enforces the restaurant’s new social distancing policy. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1560 | CEASE TAUNTING ME WITH THAT DELICIOUS FINGER | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1561 | Oh Crockie, sit! Who's a good boy? | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1562 | He is a vegan! | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1563 | Damned pet friendly rules | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1564 | That New York sewer cap is always coming loose. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1565 | He’s harmless since our menu went all-vegan. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1566 | I know you didn’t wash your hands! | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1567 | Let me point out our new composting system. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1568 | Alli! Get your butt downstairs this instant, or you'll be a purse, a belt, and a fine New Orleans dinner tomorrow! | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1569 | So I'll give you a couple moments to look at the menu, and in the meantime please enjoy our in-house entertainment tonight- he does an amazing Crocodile Rock. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1570 | Our chef is known for his commitment to free range foods. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1571 | Now watch. He won’t even try to reach for the bill. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1572 | Before you sign that you might want to increase my gratuity. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1573 | Ignore her, she's not allowed to beg for food." | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1574 | Best Billy Joel covers in the city. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1575 | Come closer, I won’t bite... I’m vegetarian! | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1576 | And this one's been a bad boy so we took away his lunchtime privileges. | 1.3125 | 0.02987 | 128 | 94 | 33 | 1 |
1577 | He's very friendly, to those who tip generously. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1578 | Your Plenty of Fish date is here! | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1579 | I told you she’s okay. She’s a Never Trumper | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1580 | Contrary to your waiters recommendation, gator does not taste Just like chicken | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1581 | Ajax! Stop begging at the table! | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1582 | He does that whenever anyone orders alligator soup. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1583 | Miss, you need to quiet your emotional support gator, the other customers are complaining. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1584 | I keep telling you - we have Powerade, NOT Gatorade. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1585 | The special today is free range alligator | 1.3125 | 0.04540 | 128 | 91 | 34 | 3 |
1586 | we're told it's a better way to incentivize positive yelp reviews | 1.3125 | 0.02417 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1587 | Composting takes too long. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
1588 | Return trips to the Buffet are this way. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1589 | We've moved to single stream recycling | 1.3125 | 0.04113 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1590 | At this place, “Catch of the day”, means something different “.. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1591 | Nothing to worry about - he's really careful about social distancing. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1592 | Was that a crouton? Because he doesn’t do gluten. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1593 | I am sorry, but he can’t be in here unless he has his official emotional support animal vest on. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1594 | An alligator, crocodile, and cayman go into a bar… | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1595 | We take social distancing very seriously around here. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1596 | He seems to have no control over his reptilian brain. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1597 | Stop it, Al, this is my section. You don't get to take the orderer. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1598 | We installed the moats to ensure social distancing. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1599 | Are you done with that, or is he going to need a body bag? | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1600 | We're gonna replace this tile with marble. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1601 | I think he might have misunderstood what I meant by a ‘kid’s menu’ | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1602 | At least it isn’t a pangolin... | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1603 | I need you to get the lady a fresh bass... PRONTO! | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1604 | Please place any left over food in our recycler. | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 89 | 30 | 4 |
1605 | Regarding our new 'dine and dash' policy. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1606 | Our Gatorade is locally sourced and made fresh daily. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1607 | On the positive side, our problem with too many non-customers strolling in to use the bathroom has diminished substantailly! | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1608 | You had a question about our free range products> | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1609 | She's not Captain Hook, sweetie... she's just mean. | 1.3065 | 0.04312 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1610 | Any food you don't want—and I mean anything at all that doesn't suit you: undercooked, overcooked, whatever it is—you let us know, and we'll feed him the line cook responsible. | 1.3065 | 0.04949 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1611 | Comfort animal? | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1612 | It’s ok; he doesn’t have an elbow to cough into. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1613 | Please excuse our appearance while we drain the swamp. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1614 | This is how we enforce social distancing | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1615 | Please deposit your leftovers in the crocodile compost. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1616 | Ignore him. HE eats anything. | 1.3065 | 0.04676 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1617 | How fresh is the Snapper? | 1.3065 | 0.04157 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1618 | We tried a live lobster tank, but the manager thought this would really set us apart from the restaurant down the street. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1619 | Just in fresh from the Trump Wildlife Reserve. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1620 | Don’t get within six feet - it has a cough! | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1621 | That's right. We have compostable, recyclable, landfill, and gater | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 98 | 15 | 11 |
1622 | Sure, social distancing is over, but it's more trouble than it's worth to remove the alligator pits between tables. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1623 | Did that thing just say Covid? | 1.3065 | 0.04157 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
1624 | He's mechanical,but it helps with the illusion that you ordered fresh chowder. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1625 | That gentleman would like you to join him for a drink. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1626 | If you don't want a take-home container, Al here will handle your leftovers. | 1.3065 | 0.04606 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1627 | He's upset 'cause those shoes you're wearing is his cousin. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1628 | None of that for him, he’s gluten intolerant. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1629 | We don't recommend hand outs | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1630 | You want separate checks? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1631 | It really limits kids' time in the ball pit. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1632 | Leave whatever tip he’s comfortable with | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1633 | We made it snappy as requested | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1634 | It’s a common mistake. It’s really an alligator and not a crocodile. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1635 | He's been getting a bit spoiled lately. Some of our former diners refused to share with him and we've never seen them again. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1636 | I’m sorry, but if he’s not on a leash you’ll just have to see him in awhile. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1637 | That’s her offspring in your bowl. Enjoy. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1638 | You remind him of the little girl who raised him in a box. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1639 | Yes, it is impossible alligator stew | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1640 | Is that a service animal? | 1.3033 | 0.04640 | 122 | 88 | 31 | 3 |
1641 | Lassie, swim up the pipe and clear the clog in the kitchen. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1642 | No lip smacking, it's impolite! | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1643 | I've told you time and again, we don't serve any alligator here. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1644 | Most folks who don't tip never seem to show up again! | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1645 | We agreed no more ladies for you, because they give you heartburn. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1646 | Our composting co-op dropped us. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1647 | We are very proud of our new recycling laws here in Florida. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1648 | He only likes to climb up for bad tippers. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1649 | Don’t give me that crap. I happen to know alligators can live without food for over two years. | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1650 | Anything you don’t finish, just toss it into our recycling pit. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1651 | Eventually, we'll install a railing | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1652 | Do you want me to box that up? | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1653 | One more peep out of you, and the Halibut special won’t be the only endangered species we’ll be serving up today. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1654 | Spare me your crocodile tears! | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1655 | We rely on tips to keep him well fed. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1656 | OK, Henry - this is what you want as your Entree? | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1657 | I thought we agreed you would come back later! | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1658 | Stay at home. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1659 | If you dont stopbegging at the table, youll be my new cowboy boots. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1660 | This is not what we meant by “Crocs are fine to dine”. | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1661 | You said I'd see you later, but it's been a while. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1662 | We recycle all the scraps to him, and eventually will have soup and a purse to show for it. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1663 | I caution against anything but compliments for the chef. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1664 | Sure, throw her some scraps...but don't try hand feeding. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1665 | Look, we saved you from extinction, don't push it! | 1.3033 | 0.02702 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1666 | No begging ! Bad Crocodile. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1667 | He knows we can’t throw him out so he thinks he can get away with murder. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1668 | We have a new in-house system for dealing with bad Yelp reviews. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1669 | I’m sorry, we’re out of the raw chicken. | 1.3033 | 0.04566 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1670 | Ready to leave? Let me give you a tip." | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1671 | So, medium rare for the sirloin? | 1.3033 | 0.03470 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
1672 | Looks like you’ve got a new best friend! | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1673 | Of course we allow emotional support animals. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1674 | He's saying you told him you'd see him later. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1675 | Is he ordering take out and why are you pointing at me? | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1676 | There was some confusion on the last Crock-Pot order. We're working on an exchange. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1677 | Don't worry -- we've been feeding her ImpossibleHumans | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1678 | We don't serve a 'croque monsieur.' And if I see your snout in here again, you're 25 Gucci bags. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1679 | He's our most regular customer. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1680 | Move your chair please. He's not giving you the required six feet of space. | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1681 | MY CROCODILE MAY BE A BIT RUSTY BUT I BELIEVE HE'S SAYING "STAY THE F#!@K HOME". | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1682 | Shut it, Lyle. You’ve already eaten one dissatisfied customer today. | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1683 | You might want to reconsider your tip. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1684 | I know times are tough but you can't have her. She's my last customer. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1685 | Look Sylvester, you're close to going from organic garbage disposal to upcycled take out bag! | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1686 | I'll try the snapper | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1687 | Is Pepsi okay? | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1688 | Sir I told you, she's not on the menu! | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1689 | That's the croque, madame. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1690 | ...and while you're waiting, enjoy our pop-up reptile show. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1691 | He likes you. | 1.3000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 85 | 34 | 1 |
1692 | She’d like Born on the Bayou and try not to ham it up too much this time. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1693 | Please don’t feed him, no matter how hard he tugs at your heart strings. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1694 | I taste like chicken...oh wait, that’s not right...YOU taste like chicken! | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1695 | He just got his own show on FOX, CGOA...’Conservative Gators Of America’ he will follow Hannity weekdays. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1696 | Oh look, our head chef is making his way over here. I'm sure he'll want to hear your opinion on the soup of the day. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1697 | I'm sorry lady but we haven't quite finished draining the swamp yet." | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1698 | And here we all thought The Times was lying again with CORONA PANDEMIC LINKED TO SINGING CITY SEWER CROCODILES | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1699 | I’ll have the dishwasher en papillote | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1700 | All our desserts are ala moat. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1701 | And then you pay an arm and a leg. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1702 | I little unconventional, yes, but he does a really mean soft shoe. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1703 | Are you paleo? | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1704 | When our garbage disposal broke, he stepped right up to the plate. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1705 | Help me!! Please! I’ve just escaped from a Hubei Province wet market - where I’m considered quite the delicacy by the way. | 1.3000 | 0.04031 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1706 | Well,you said you wanted a soup with some bite to it. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1707 | You might want to change your mind about ordering the alligator soup! | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1708 | I told you takeout was safer. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1709 | The toilets are down there ma’am. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1710 | Our building encroaches on the Everglades, so we are required to feed the wildlife. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1711 | Stop begging for food..they DIDN"T drain the swamp | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1712 | Madam, Soup du jour is Alligator soup and comes with Louis Vuitton handbag. We mail you the handbag in a few weeks | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1713 | Hey, man. This is a vegan place. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1714 | See? He keeps coming back because you threw her a cornflake last time. | 1.3000 | 0.04444 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1715 | Don't worry. I told him that we don't serve women. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1716 | No Jerry, your'e on timeout until you learn some manners | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1717 | We're exclusively swamp to table. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1718 | We're asking our diners to donate a portion of their meal toward wildlife conservation. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1719 | Please, no gluten for Ishmael. He is intolerant. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1720 | Are you SURE you want to send that back to the kitchen? | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1721 | When I said, "See you later, Alligator," I meant at least until our last customers had gone. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1722 | This one is stuffed with truffle pasta and Dover sole in a hazelnut brown butter sauce. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1723 | Did you read the sign, ma'am? Let me refresh your memory: NO PETS ALLOWED!!! | 1.3000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1724 | You know the rules... no shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1725 | In the first place, Captain Hook isn't even here. And in the second place, you can't get in without a reservation anyway. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1726 | I've told you already - It's a jungle out there, not in here. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1727 | Yes of course the selection is sustainably raised. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1728 | I played "Crocodile Rock" one darn time, and that was that. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1729 | Crocky! She's a guest, not an hors d' oeuvre! | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1730 | As long as you don’t order the raccoon, he shouldn’t bother you. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1731 | I’ll take a leg and a thigh please, medium raw | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1732 | Funny... it sounds just like my sister's chihuahua. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1733 | Usually you’re allowed to pick, but this one seems to have picked you. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1734 | If you fed him, he's just going to follow you home | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1735 | I'm sorry sir, antelope is only available on the bar menu. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1736 | Might I suggest todays special, which includes a hand bag | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1737 | He hasn't come up for a week, but he really likes those oat squares. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1738 | I am sorry madam, you can't share your food off a buffet | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1739 | He's tired of sheltering in place. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1740 | Tomorrow, he’s soup. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1741 | Social distancing please! | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1742 | The health inspector said we had to address our wildebeest infestation. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1743 | Not to worry, he hates the acai bowl. | 1.2966 | 0.04709 | 118 | 86 | 29 | 3 |
1744 | Gator gotta sing. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1745 | Crocodile tears won’t keep you out of the soup, you’re an alligator. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1746 | You haven't been feeding the gators, have you? | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1747 | Don't worry. I top out at 11mph. | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1748 | I told you before, no table scraps no matter how much you beg. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1749 | I think you meant to say, 'Why is there a CROCODILE behind me. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1750 | I told you it was a bad idea to feed him table scraps. | 1.2957 | 0.04617 | 115 | 83 | 30 | 2 |
1751 | We are a farm to table, to alligator pit cafe. Jim will take your bowl when you’re done | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1752 | We find it works much better keeping strangers from using the restroom than a sign. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1753 | I'd like to place an order to-go. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1754 | Organic, but not free range. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1755 | This guy does not respect social distance. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1756 | Our croc-pot stew is the freshest in town! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1757 | If this your first time dining at Bond Villain’s, I want to point-out our plate sharing charge. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1758 | No need to compost - we have an organic disposal. | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1759 | And how do you want her cooked? | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1760 | We're the longest established bayou themed restaurant above 34th Street, but yes, we have had second thoughts about the alligator pit. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1761 | They're fresh | 1.2931 | 0.04418 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1762 | Don’t listen to him. We do not put LSD in the risotto. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1763 | Sorry, that was for him. | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1764 | Be sure to give your server a big tip. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1765 | Be careful what you say. She's very protective of the chef's feelings. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1766 | It’s much more eco- friendly than the typical garbage can. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1767 | Stop wailing. Yes, you're an alligator, but those are crocodile tears | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1768 | He said, “ So how do you feel now that your country needs the swamp?” | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1769 | We need To keep him around-he’s got the time Clock | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1770 | He works for peanuts and the occasional unruly customer. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1771 | We need to get YOU a mask. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1772 | Yes we only use sustainable organic reptiles. | 1.2931 | 0.03467 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1773 | You really should cover your mouth. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1774 | "He'll be disappointed if you don't leave at least 15%." | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1775 | We're trying out a new composting program | 1.2931 | 0.04418 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
1776 | Him? He’s the CEO | 1.2931 | 0.04584 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1777 | As I told you, the Gator "very rare" isn't for everyone. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1778 | He's looking for a handout. | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1779 | Don’t worry, he’s a vegetarian. | 1.2931 | 0.04584 | 116 | 84 | 30 | 2 |
1780 | Sit, Felix. Cereal is not for alligators. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1781 | And the green one is for organic waste | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1782 | The bite is only fatal 2% of the time. Anything else I can get you? | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1783 | You really need to cover your mouth with your elbow when you cough. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1784 | We pride ourselves on zero food waste. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1785 | Now Stay! | 1.2931 | 0.04976 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1786 | Croc-a-doodle don't, Lenny. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1787 | Pick up? What's the name? | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1788 | That used to be a ball pit for the kids. We thought this would be a safer alternative. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1789 | You taught him to talk; you deal with his complaints. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1790 | If you touch your face, it takes your hands. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1791 | Seriously, don't listen to him! My name is Rand Paul and I've been held captive for nearly four years! | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1792 | Yes, she's next! | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1793 | Excuse me, Sir, but the lady was here before you. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1794 | No, there isn't any finger licking good things on the menu since she came in. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1795 | ... after a while, crocodile! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1796 | He is reccomending a Gatorade with the seafood platter! | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1797 | I told you to wait for the fat one. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1798 | We are going for the urban myth ambiance. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1799 | Like us on Facebook or . . . . | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1800 | And you want to know if it’s fresh? | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1801 | He's helping us maintain social distancing. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1802 | ‘Oh, our high-tech Croc Composter? Our restaurants takes environmental precautions very seriously.‘ | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1803 | The alligator nuggets are very good. And always fresh. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1804 | we told you to stop coming here, Carl | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1805 | You had better think of something else, washing dishes is Not an option | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1806 | We make our Gatorade in-house. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1807 | I'm sorry, we're vegan. We don't serve reptiles. | 1.2931 | 0.04976 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1808 | Hey! I said no begging at the table! | 1.2931 | 0.04584 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1809 | P.S. for good Karma steer clear Of the alligator soup. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1810 | And now, Edgar will serenade you with a few prehistoric ditties. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1811 | It’s called a Tallahassee compost. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1812 | No, YOU send it back to the chef! | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1813 | You heard right. Lose the gator loafers and he’ll go vegan! | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1814 | I' m sorry Miss, did you say you preferred your soup in a crock?" | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1815 | And then you promised “After a while, crocodile”! | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1816 | Jake there is our garbage can. Leave a little for him. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1817 | I could have sworn someone was sitting in that very exact spot... | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1818 | That was his brother. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1819 | He does not appreciate poor Yelp reviews. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1820 | He came up from the sewer, I guess those urban legends are true. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1821 | Daisy, what did I tell you about social distancing? | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1822 | Glad you did not bring your alligator bag today. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1823 | He’s harmless now but you do not want to be around when that Hook guy shows up. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1824 | Whether it's see you later or after awhile your still going to have to wait. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1825 | Have some patience, this is her last meal. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1826 | Just ignore him. He's not supposed to eat at the table. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1827 | Oh, I see we are having that problem again with the lady’s room. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1828 | We just thought that a garbage disposal wasn’t as convenient . | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1829 | We tried to advertize as a dog-friendly cafe, but the dogs were too smart, so we changed it to a cat-cafe, and he's not happy that you didn't bring one with you. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1830 | Two meters, mate. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1831 | I told you to stay out by the pool. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1832 | We call him '20% minimum' | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1833 | Gratuities are not required but they are appreciated. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1834 | Undercooked? Why don't you tell him yourself? | 1.2920 | 0.05506 | 113 | 90 | 14 | 9 |
1835 | No, it's not a petting zoo. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1836 | Down, Ray. You just had a customer. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1837 | I'll be with you in a minute. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1838 | I don't think you can have what he's having, ma'am. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1839 | What was that you said again about your soup being cold? | 1.2920 | 0.04204 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1840 | It's our spin on the old 'Lobster Tank' routine! | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1841 | He was raised by wolves. We can't get him to stop begging. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1842 | So you are saying a 10% tip is not enough. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1843 | Sorry, Miss. I’ll be right back. I have to bring him another side of ranch. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1844 | You” Wait till she’s done | 1.2920 | 0.04204 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1845 | He's complaining because his brother is in the soup. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1846 | Careful to toss only scraps and not your flatware in our carbon neutral bio-disposal. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1847 | Social distancing now! | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1848 | That's not supposed to be in here. | 1.2920 | 0.03484 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1849 | You want fries with that? | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1850 | She didn't really mean it when she said you were, "A large handbag." | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1851 | Almost everything here is vegan | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1852 | Please give your leftovers to Gator Aid. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1853 | You need to order a day ahead if you want Australian-style crocodile. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1854 | Death roll with wasabi is on page 2. Death roll with Walter is if you forget to pay. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1855 | No, she's going to eat you. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1856 | Actually it's an alligator. A crocodile has a narrower snout. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1857 | Your kids are not in her soup. It's clam chowder. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1858 | Our restaurant has a 5 star rating and 100% customer satisfaction rate. If you have a problem, I can refer you to our complaints department over there. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1859 | He works here. . he's our fish wrangler | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1860 | Madame you clearly requested me to make it snappy | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1861 | Talk to him if you don't like your meal. | 1.2920 | 0.04898 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1862 | Yes it's perfectly safe... Six feet distance, I measured it myself" | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1863 | I thought I'd bring him out so you can give your compliments to the chef in person. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1864 | He helps reinforce the six feet safe distance between customers. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1865 | Not to worry, she is just defending her territory. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1866 | He's an emotional support animal, I can bring him anywhere. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1867 | The soup’s got a bite to it. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1868 | He recommends the Nutria Bourgignon and the Muskrat Flambé. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1869 | Turns out it’s way easier than composting! | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1870 | Yeah, we put him on the menu thinking someone would eat him before he eats us. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1871 | Quit bawlin'. She's our new boss and she HATES Country & Western" | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1872 | Oh, that's the latest 'eco (not so) friendly' food waste disposal. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1873 | We no longer have a problem with influencers | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1874 | He's here just in case someone tries to shut us down. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1875 | Patience Al, let the customer finish HER appetizer! | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1876 | On Amazon we ordered a waiter but they sent a Gator | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1877 | He'd like to know if you were planning on leaving a fabulous tip. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1878 | No dining in anymore. She is, of course, available for carry out. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1879 | Please stay at least six feet away! | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1880 | It'll just be a minute. Your order is getting up to leave and staring at his phone. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1881 | I'm sorry. It's soup or Sally. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1882 | Table scraps? Nah! Guests who tip back in their chairs. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1883 | Don't worry bout him...he only goes after 'runners', you'd be surprised how fast they are out of water! | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1884 | Would you stop crying if the chef called it a slow cooker? | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1885 | No, you can't eat the nice lady unless she tries to dine and dash | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1886 | He has an appetite for bad tippers. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1887 | Like the sign says, takeout ONLY.” | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1888 | Fresh enough for you? | 1.2909 | 0.04154 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1889 | Settle down Albert, she hasn't had a chance to tip yet | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1890 | Down, Fido! No dessert until she finishes her supper. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1891 | Trump drained the wrong swamp. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1892 | We're draining the swamp. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1893 | He recommends the trout. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1894 | Best Rat Control Service we've ever had! | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1895 | This one is Larry. Many people are surprised to find out that he's vegan. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1896 | Oh, this guy? He’s the thing that convinces people that tipping is a good idea. | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1897 | The moat is precisely six feet away from each table. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1898 | Don’t worry. We just fed him. | 1.2909 | 0.04445 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1899 | Don't mind him. He just wants attention. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1900 | No more customers for you today. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1901 | Go ahead and pet him if you like. You'd look great with a hook. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1902 | Don't worry-he knows to stay 6 feet away. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1903 | 'Like the sign says, we use only the freshest ingredients." | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1904 | Don't listen to him. It's all bunch of croc. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1905 | It's our new social distancing policy to ensure our diners stay 6 feet apart. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1906 | Shoo or it's shoes for you. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1907 | Our Cajun-spiced gator bites are locally sourced. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1908 | Hey Mister! No shirt, no shoes, ,no service--ok? | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1909 | So, a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a noodle shop... | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1910 | Oh yes, gator on the menu Friday's sea food for Lent, this week | 1.2906 | 0.04302 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1911 | Phew! I thought I heard a bat. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1912 | And there's an automatic gator ready we add to your bill. | 1.2895 | 0.03885 | 114 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1913 | You just ate his mother. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1914 | Your mother is here! | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1915 | Oh, don't mind him. He's just asking for a tip...of your finger or toe. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1916 | He doesn't understand social distancing. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1917 | dear New Yorker, my copy of Mar 16 arrived too late to enter but my caption would have been "And I'll take a glass of the mouse wine". Margaret Throsby (mthrosby@hotmail.com), Sydney Australia | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1918 | He's an affordable strolling minstrel, but only knows the 'See You Later' song so far. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1919 | It’s our new green garbage disposal system, however we haven’t been able to find the installer since he put it in this morning. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1920 | Less spittle, more distance Mr. Faux-Fendi | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1921 | Our house gator this evening is Billy Ray from Florida. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1922 | Yeah, we spoiled him when we fed him the neighbor kids and now he won’t stop begging.” | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1923 | Of course our gator soup is fresh. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1924 | Croccy, as soon as she signs her last will and testament, she's all yours. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1925 | Excuse me, is that your emotional support animal or mine? | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1926 | You're looking for love in all the wrong places. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1927 | You know what happened to the last person who took his seat? | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1928 | Our new natural recycling program | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1929 | You asked to speak to the manager. There he is. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1930 | Don't be swayed by crocodile tears! | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1931 | You can be sure the gator bites will be fresh today | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1932 | We're going green. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1933 | He helps us with our organic waste. We are a completely green restaurant. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1934 | See our newest addition? We feed him anyone who isn't social distancing. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1935 | Don't you love it when they ask how you liked the first few bites? | 1.2895 | 0.04266 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1936 | ...and that, over there, is Carl, tonight's special. | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1937 | No, you cannot have Kathie for breakfast. | 1.2895 | 0.04174 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1938 | Don't worry, that cough's just allergies. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1939 | As an off-menu item our chef can create a new handbag for you. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1940 | What did you expect in a place like this, a mariachi band? | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1941 | Would you like him to tell you today’s specials? | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1942 | Oh, him? That's how we solve our food waste problem. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1943 | He is adorable, but I don't recommend you feed him. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1944 | Yeah, you'd think it'd be bad for business - but it's really cut down on the number of dine-and-dashes that we see. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1945 | Doggie bag? We don't give no stinkin' doggie bag! | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1946 | I said, "after a while." Has it been a while? No, I don't think so. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1947 | Careful, you'll get a croc in your neck. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1948 | Your freshest choice would be the alligator meat if you want to chance it. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1949 | And these are our organic gator bites. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1950 | Can I interest you in being dessert? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1951 | Ma'am a social distancing crocodile is not what we meant by service animals allowed. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1952 | Flipper there thinks he's a dolphin. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1953 | If you’re not in the mood for chicken.... | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1954 | He’s here for people who request straws. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1955 | And just to confirm, the raw Wildebeest is for you, sir? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1956 | Of course, we have a no smoking section! It's just a short hop over the moat. | 1.2883 | 0.04319 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1957 | Unorthodox? Yes, but we've yet to have a 'dine n' dash ' | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1958 | Even if you maintain 6 feet of social distance, I’ll still have to add a sharing charge for your alligator. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1959 | Now let me ask again, are you SURE you still want to see the manager? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1960 | As long as it stays 6' away from me... | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1961 | This is what you look like to all the animals your eating. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1962 | Sir can you chew with your mouth closed, thank you | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1963 | I checked with my manager and he will not waive the plate sharing fee. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1964 | I recommend the alligator. As you can see, it’s very fresh. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1965 | He's not crying crocodile tears. He's an alligator. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1966 | Don't let him hear you asking for a doggie bag. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1967 | Our complimentary muffins are just over there | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1968 | Back off to 6 feet, or I''ll have to ask you to leave. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1969 | We're still fine-tuning this new exchange-bus boy program. | 1.2883 | 0.03707 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1970 | Back. You are still in quarantine. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1971 | We’re strictly enforcing social distancing. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1972 | Sorry, no doggy bag for your therapy alligator. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1973 | He just showed up after we had some sewer work done. He really earns his keep helping us with the tip-stiffers. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1974 | You mean to tell me that that's your emotional support pet? | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1975 | Whenever you're done, he'll take the bowl—not the spoon. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1976 | Would your emotional support animal like some water? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1977 | We're going to drain the swamp - next week. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1978 | He'll have what you're having--and you. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1979 | He wants to know if he really tastes like chicken. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1980 | It HAS been a while… | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1981 | Today’s special: Captain Crunch | 1.2870 | 0.04326 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1982 | Way better than just throwing away leftovers | 1.2870 | 0.04665 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1983 | I’ll have the salad.” | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1984 | I hope the service was snappy enough for you. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1985 | if that were a bat and this we're China yada yada | 1.2857 | 0.03571 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1986 | Sorry no carry outs. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1987 | I'm glad you don't look to surprised; you chose to eat at Disney World after all. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1988 | Well, you did ask for the GatorBurger without the roll | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1989 | We recommend feeding the crocodile. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1990 | See ya' later cafe waiter. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1991 | No, I'm pretty sure that's a crocodile | 1.2857 | 0.04648 | 112 | 82 | 28 | 2 |
1992 | Ever wonder why we're called 'Circle of Life'? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1993 | Lyle will tell you our specials | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1994 | I've seen those tears before. Go home, Jon. | 1.2857 | 0.04561 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1995 | I know that you have not eaten for almost a month, but just as promised, I have not forgotten my promise: SHE is your lunch date. | 1.2857 | 0.03895 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1996 | No, THAT is a croc. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1997 | Don't feed fear | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1998 | So that'll be for one? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1999 | Happy happy birthday! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2000 | Now, Ally, you know better than to be jumping on the guests. | 1.2857 | 0.04472 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2001 | Take out only! | 1.2857 | 0.04648 | 112 | 82 | 28 | 2 |
2002 | Pointing your finger at me is NOT the smartest thing to do. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2003 | Cool it, boy. She has a seat at the table, so, not on the menu. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2004 | I fed him a piece of bread once and it escalated to this. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2005 | He gets nervous when people order eggs. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2006 | You’re in the South, ma’am. That’s the closest thing we have to a side of aligot. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2007 | I'm sorry sir. Like the sign says: "No sandals or Crocs allowed...." | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
2008 | If you eat her for having alligator soup, does that really solve anything? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
2009 | Think about supporting our in-house composting program. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2010 | FYI, the owner takes it very personally when you send anything back. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
2011 | Are you going to finish that, because we have a new waste recycling program going into effect today | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2012 | Don't mind him - he's just angry that he didn't make soup of the day. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2013 | This new trash processing system has really cut back on our busperson staff. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2014 | And you will have the usual leg of lamb? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2015 | is that an Izod shirt? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2016 | THAT is our eco-friendly meat tenderizer. | 1.2818 | 0.03326 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | He overheard you say that our prices now cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
2018 | We have organic waste disposal. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2019 | Any left-overs? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2020 | Absolutely. Our manager Alli is available right now. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
2021 | He wants you to see him later. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2022 | Your purse has evolved again, Karen. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2023 | Enough out of you. | 1.2818 | 0.04008 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2024 | Eat or get eaten. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2025 | Albert's our pastry chef. He makes a killer tres leches. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
2026 | Times Up! | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2027 | We’re kinda draconian about food waste here. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2028 | No, he is actually saying "Tip or else." | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2029 | We were thinking of allowing dogs in like in France, but we decided on something hairless. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
2030 | Al will be your server today. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2031 | Jeremy always gets an A+ for rodent control. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2032 | The Croque, Monsieur, it's for me. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2033 | Your afraid of that! When I was your age, there were alligators all over, and you know what we did? we'd punch 'em in the eye and eat 'em for breakfast. After all, them alligators taste good in an nice lobster roll... | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2034 | Eat it or be eaten! | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2035 | and you write in your tip here, madame | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2036 | Our resident YouTube star Steve the Hunting Alligator wants to talk with you about today’s menu specials. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2037 | Well, our "comfort dog" problem was getting crazy-bad... it seems a bit better. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2038 | Our President recommended we install one to help combat COVID-19. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2039 | It’s our new green garbage disposal and trash compactor. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
2040 | are you going to finish that pho? | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
2041 | He’s our quality control officer | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2042 | I can bring extra protein, but there’ll be an upcharge.” | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
2043 | Don't mind him, he's harmless. There are many theories about it, but since he ate the previous owner, all he wants is to greet new customers. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2044 | He's only dangerous when he sneezes. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2045 | Don't worry, it's your pho he wants to eat, not you. | 1.2818 | 0.03683 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2046 | He's great for composting. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2047 | Hey Larry, it’s been a while. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2048 | You hate miso soup. | 1.2818 | 0.04111 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2049 | It has a little bite to it. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
2050 | You want what she's having? That's funny, she's having your brother.” | 1.2796 | 0.05267 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2051 | um yeah, his brother is in that soup, but you can pet him he won't bite. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
2052 | I told ya, I'm Tom the Safe Distance Gator. If you want to stay healthy keep 6 feet from that waiter! I'm serious, hes a sex offender... | 1.2762 | 0.02869 | 105 | 89 | 14 | 2 |
2053 | This is my wife and need I remind you, my shirtless friend, that social distancing is a minimum of six feet? | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2054 | There are no social distancing concerns with Carl around. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2055 | We’re still experimenting with gimmicks. | 1.2762 | 0.05063 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2056 | Yeah the 'bites' in 'gator bites' is actually a verb. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2057 | He takes more than tips. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2058 | You can have your gator tempura-style, grilled, or blackened. | 1.2762 | 0.04588 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2059 | I live in New York now, but I was, you know, 'born on the Bayou | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2060 | See you later Aligator! After awhile, Crocodile Virus 20 | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2061 | See you in awhile, COV-idile | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2062 | You want the shoes, I went to the source. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2063 | I told you she's not on the menu. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
2064 | And you'll have the usual, sir? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2065 | He's the manager. | 1.2762 | 0.05063 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
2066 | He's got a point. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2067 | And today’s special is beef á la moat. | 1.2762 | 0.03944 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2068 | No need to worry- he's at least six feet away | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2069 | George here runs our complaints department. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2070 | The leg of lamb will keep him satisfied. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2071 | Aligator is fresh on the menu today only. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2072 | Out of an abundance of caution we no longer serve wild game meats | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2073 | C’mon now. You know the rules: No barking, no begging and you’re welcome to stay. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2074 | Don't mind him, he just likes to chew the fat | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2075 | He's just Hungry. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2076 | I thought you said he was an emotional support animal? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2077 | We're a zero waste establishment. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2078 | Bertha's a bit rough around the edges, but tip amounts have double since she was hired. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
2079 | It's an extra $2 to share a plate | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2080 | You and your florida room! | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2081 | Patience! Salad first, then the main course! | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2082 | Don't worry: His bite is worse than his bark. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2083 | Thanks, but right now, under the circumstances, she’s looking for a Doc, not a croc! | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2084 | That’s our tip jar. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2085 | Speak! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2086 | Since they’ve drained the swamp, it’s a common feature in most DC establishments. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2087 | It's hard to believe he started out a just a wallet | 1.2762 | 0.04687 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2088 | Drained the swamp, didn't go well | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2089 | I thought I told you we’ll see you later. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2090 | If you want to eat here again, a shoe is not an adequate tip. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2091 | That's #2! I told you, one waitress a week. There's a labor shortage! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2092 | This is the one I was telling you about... doesn’t she smell delicious??? | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2093 | With no more sports, we hired the Florida Gator for a part-time gig | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2094 | Complaints should be directed to the restaurant's manager, Cecil. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2095 | Yes but the sign says service DOGS allowed! | 1.2762 | 0.04588 | 105 | 77 | 27 | 1 |
2096 | Cough into your arm, please. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2097 | It might seem like he has a tough exterior, but honestly I think it's just a cry for help. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2098 | He can tell you’re a chopsticks rookie. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2099 | Nothing to worry about as long as you both practice social distancing. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2100 | Lyle, you go right back to the cellar where you belong, now! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2101 | He’s as real as you want him to be. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2102 | You have the choice to be a vegan. He doesn't. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2103 | Don't mind her, our usual dishwasher is in quarantine. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2104 | No worry, I 've become a vegetarian | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
2105 | That's Dundee, our sewer rescue...when you're finished eating, just toss everything into his pit. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2106 | He knows you had his mother as the dinner special last week. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2107 | Two tail lengths back, buddy.” | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2108 | Feed him if you like, but don't expect him to grab the check. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2109 | Is your reservation in a while, or later? | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
2110 | Yes, the Reptilian Special is fresh. | 1.2762 | 0.04588 | 105 | 77 | 27 | 1 |
2111 | It happens whenever a guest orders the turtle soup! | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2112 | Hush, she is not the dessert. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2113 | I don't think we should feed him at the table. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2114 | Six feet away, Buster, or you turn into crocodile soup! | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2115 | She sings for table scraps! | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2116 | The city agreed to let us serve customers but only if we took serious measures for social distancing between them. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2117 | He sounds like Tom Hanks! | 1.2762 | 0.04170 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2118 | Don't mind him. He thinks you're wearing Crocs. | 1.2762 | 0.04384 | 105 | 79 | 25 | 1 |
2119 | Yes, we taught him to bark like a seal because his burbling growling was upsetting diners. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2120 | Croc of soup for you? | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2121 | He’s left over from pre-C19 when the place was swamped. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2122 | Please tell your emotional support animal that by law we must cook the chicken. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2123 | You're eating her mother. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2124 | You'll have to order alligator. Crocodiles are out of season. | 1.2762 | 0.04384 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2125 | Ma'am, your emotional support animal must be kept on a leash. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2126 | I told you before you have to order Gatorade at the bar! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2127 | He gets upset every time I say crockpot | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2128 | Yeah, so we're going green and this is our new garbage disposal. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2129 | I told you not to sing for your supper! | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2130 | What's that? A chicken salad.. hold the greens, tomatoes and dressing. Chicken on the rare side and served dangling from the ceiling | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2131 | And for your therapy pet, perhaps the chicken special? | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2132 | I told you this isn’t an all you can eat buffet! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2133 | Gator waiter-haters gonna hate. | 1.2762 | 0.04488 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
2134 | This is Todd, our new eco-friendly trash compactor. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2135 | Well, we had to change our policy on service animals. Otherwise, she's been a great addition. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2136 | Do that again, and you'll end up an exotic handbag! | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2137 | Pardon us miss, he doesn’t usually beg for humans off the table. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2138 | It's the new FDA warning on consuming raw seafood and meats. | 1.2762 | 0.04279 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2139 | Yea, a lot of people make that mistake. He's actually a crocodile. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2140 | My recommendations? Leave some tidbits for him. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2141 | Can I interest you in tonight’s special, ma’am? It’s fresh-caught. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2142 | Don´t feed him anything he´ll get annoying | 1.2762 | 0.03449 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2143 | Complaints Department- always available, ever eager. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2144 | 'So, you want her for dessert?' | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
2145 | Carl, you're not you when you're hungry. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2146 | For an après-lunch workout, wrestling is available. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2147 | As you can see, our social distancing policy is strictly enforced. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2148 | He wants you to wash his hands. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2149 | He's a rescue. Captain Hook died. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2150 | Just toss any leftovers into our new eco-friendly disposall. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
2151 | Stay six feet away. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2152 | I said, "No begging!" I'll feed you on my break. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2153 | Don't let him join you. He never picks up the check. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2154 | The rules are clear: if you gave him a treat earlier, he either gets your entire meal or YOU. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2155 | And for your convenience, behind you is our mobile garbage disposal. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | Buy the effing dip!” | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2157 | My friend Ali always recommends the snapper. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2158 | ‘ It’s a trick ,it’s a trick it’s a triikkkk,HELP!’’ | 1.2718 | 0.04916 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2159 | If you decide to feed him there will be a $10.00 sharing fee. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2160 | Stay. You're tomorrow's dinner. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2161 | That's charlie, he can be real sanppy sometimes. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2162 | Al only sings like that to vegans. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
2163 | Our special for today is surf, turf and swamp. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2164 | I'm sorry ma'am, but this is a crocodile free restaurant . Unless your "Alligator "friend has an ID I can't let him in . | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2165 | He's free-range. That's all we serve. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2166 | dude keep 1 m distance please | 1.2700 | 0.04683 | 100 | 74 | 25 | 1 |
2167 | The owners are from Sweden and Louisiana. They've gone for a "minimalist swamp" decor. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2168 | We're calling it "Lagoon-to-Table" | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2169 | It's not dangerous, it's 6 feet from your table. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2170 | that is where we dispose of leftovers and customer's who take photos of their meals | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2171 | It's really the only way to enforce social distancing. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2172 | I'm required by law to tell you not to get too close to that. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2173 | He would appreciate it if you ordered a live chicken for him. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2174 | He said, “It’s been awhile” and you’d know what he meant. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2175 | She's my emotional support alligator | 1.2700 | 0.04462 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2176 | No, you know the rules. You will not play around in the wild til you let the bird clean your teeth. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2177 | Not until you can sing it on key. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2178 | Hey, didn't we used to have those cute little seals down there? | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2179 | I’ll have the blue skirt special. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2180 | Stop reminding me about the railing. | 1.2700 | 0.03583 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2181 | Stop laughing, you know it is pronounced HuNAN, not huMAN chicken | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2182 | Do you want to hear about today's catch? | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
2183 | Sir, please remember to cough into your elbow | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2184 | Hey, six feet is six feet! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2185 | He’s the restaurant’s mascot. We call him “C.U. Later”. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2186 | I told you. No closer until social distancing requirements have been lifted! | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2187 | Did you want something for your boyfriend? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2188 | For the last time, alligator skin does not satisfy our no shirt-no service policy. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2189 | Oh that...it can only happen in a cartoon. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2190 | Being Vegan, she has no interest in pursuing a relationship. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
2191 | I'm sorry ma'am, I don't make the rules...that's the restaurant's social distancing policy. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2192 | I don't think there's any such thing as a "Service" crock. Get him out of here. | 1.2700 | 0.04574 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2193 | I hope you realize that that’s a bunch of croc! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2194 | They're lower maintenance than dolphins, but this one can get a bit snappy | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2195 | Do not fall for that ‘I’m choking’ gag. He ate the last person that tried to rescue him! | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2196 | Shouldn't you be in the swamp with the other anti-vaxxers? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2197 | Restroom's that way and to the left. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2198 | Frog's legs. Fetch! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2199 | Because of Coronavirus, we no longer serve Bats. But we still have Alligators on the menu. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2200 | Geez, at least keep your mouth droplets at a good distance when you snap at me. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2201 | As a waitperson, I'm just a figment of your imagination these days. But Bob here is quite real and merely complying with stay-at-home orders. Nobody, however, bothered to explain to him whose home that was. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2202 | Don’t mind him, he’s just the fumigator. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2203 | No, we don't recommend petting. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2204 | He's actually a Caiman. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2205 | We were built around him | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2206 | He knows all the songs from Mamma Mia. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2207 | It's just until 6 feet becomes automatic. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2208 | 'And don't give him any leftovers. He hates vegan food.' | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2209 | That's the "Bond Villain Suprise". | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2210 | And is the little one going to need a high chair? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2211 | We installed him to help with social distancing. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2212 | Would you consider sharing a table? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2213 | That’s our eco waste recycling device.” Robert E. Mayer Warsaw, IN Rmayer4399@comcast.net | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2214 | you're out of toilet paper | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
2215 | Social distancing has been really hard on him." | 1.2700 | 0.04683 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2216 | On the bright side, we have a lot less garbage and complaints | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2217 | and I told management, the reason no one likes Rainforest Cafe is because they're not realistic enough! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2218 | Tip or be tipped. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2219 | You can tell the chef yourself. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2220 | Stay six feet back, dude! | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2221 | He's our "Kale-a-gator". | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2222 | Social distancing. | 1.2692 | 0.04151 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
2223 | Your order of Alligator bites will be right out.... | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2224 | You can submit your complaints to him | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2225 | Sir, keep your distance. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
2226 | You want your pie a la moat? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2227 | Why do you get alligator arms every time the bill shows up? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2228 | He’s trying to make his case against the crocodile soup. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2229 | He’s how we insure social distancing. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2230 | Don't worry - you're 6 feet away, so the droplets don't pose a threat. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2231 | Are you going to eat that? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2232 | All our entrees are grass fed and free range. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
2233 | I'm sorry, but we don't allow pets in the restaurant, only service animals. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2234 | It sounded much better before he swallowed his accompanist | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2235 | Calm down, I was joking when I said the special was alligator pie | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2236 | Settle down. Or you will end up as tomorrow's soup of the day. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2237 | You probably should have ordered something else. This guy really loves pho. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2238 | Let me guess......take out? | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
2239 | This young lady is our special today. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2240 | I told you alligator, I'd see you later. | 1.2653 | 0.06077 | 98 | 80 | 10 | 8 |
2241 | He misread "karaoke' as 'krokaoke,' and we haven't been able to stop him singing since. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2242 | It’s hardly enough for her! | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2243 | Down, Albert! Naughty boy for begging | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2244 | Sir, we are requesting that guests stay 6-feet away from each other. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2245 | Our social distancing associates are here to provide a fun and authentic experience for all guests. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2246 | I already told you sir, you have to elbow sneeze. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
2247 | No, Liam, you’re staying that way for the next hour to think about why throwing things at your mom is wrong. | 1.2653 | 0.02919 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2248 | Six feet YOU! | 1.2653 | 0.04822 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2249 | My name's Dave, I'll be the one serving you today. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2250 | Tastes like chicken. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2251 | Please return your left overs over there. We are practicing zero waste. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2252 | You just wait for the doggy bag! | 1.2653 | 0.04483 | 98 | 72 | 26 | 0 |
2253 | He thinks he’s a therapy dog, but really just needs therapy. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
2254 | Does he want water as well? | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
2255 | Are you in a New Yorker cartoon? Because there’s an animal in a place you wouldn’t expect it behind you. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2256 | Oh, him. He usually isn't very demanding. Did you by any chance bring any small children with you | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2257 | Stay! Not this one. She already left a tip. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2258 | He is here to reinforce the social distancing rules | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2259 | We're encouraging carry out orders. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2260 | My apologies. This is a bad place to bring a blind date. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2261 | Our new moat! Part of the shelter in place program. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2262 | He likes twenty percent tips. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2263 | Oh that? That's the new CDC guideline for parties of two or more. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2264 | He objects to people eating alligators soup in his presence so pretend your eating chicken and noodle soup. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2265 | Diners toss him antidepressants. Never seen a tear. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2266 | He wants you to be friends. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2267 | The Mariachis couldn't make it. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2268 | Yeah, the lobsters were just too much work. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2269 | Jeff is here to make sure you stay six feet away from other customers. Please tip him. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2270 | The day's special: fresh Nile crocodile | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2271 | I would suggest giving him the rest of your stew if you are not going to eat it. | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
2272 | I told you, six feet is the minimum distance! | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2273 | They say that hunger is the best spice, but our friend Gary over there finds fear to be equally, if not more, delicious. Now ma'am, tell me what exactly was the issue with your croutons? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2274 | Purse or shoes as a side? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2275 | Our newest addition: table-to-farm | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2276 | I'll concede that we're both technically service animals, sure. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2277 | Service alligator? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2278 | He'll stop whining if you just ignore him. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2279 | If I may sir, the gator recommends any small mammal up to deer size. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2280 | Our "no dining in" policy is being strictly enforced. | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
2281 | Yep, They taste and sound like chicken. | 1.2653 | 0.04483 | 98 | 72 | 26 | 0 |
2282 | Watch your step, we’re in Florida. | 1.2653 | 0.04483 | 98 | 72 | 26 | 0 |
2283 | How 'bout a little treat for your service animal... | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2284 | Honey, you can not have her for dinner! tonight! | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2285 | Now Billie, you wait for dessert like we talked about. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2286 | Harold, what are you doing here? I thought I said, ‘see you LATER!’ | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2287 | Your meal is ready Sr. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2288 | Don't jump in there, we're trying to keep him vegan. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2289 | He looks part borzoi, but we're holding off on the DNA test. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2290 | Good boy ! Now roll over. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2291 | Yes, it is a crocodile. That's kind of a dumb question. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2292 | Sneeze into your elbow! | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
2293 | He's cheaper than a band and he solves our leftover problem. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2294 | I’ve been out of a job for two weeks, can I at least get some Gator Aid? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2295 | I'm sorry, sir. No shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2296 | When you're finished, your dishes go right over there. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
2297 | For some reason, people tend not to like sitting at this particular table. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2298 | Are you here to meet someone for a bite? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2299 | We provide the full gator experience, soup and threatening proximity. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
2300 | Nice choice, ma’am. Now what dipping sauce would you like? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2301 | Today's special of sauteed alligator tail comes with a free set of luggage. | 1.2653 | 0.04116 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2302 | Don't even think of dining and dashing. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2303 | I knew you’d want the side of beef. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2304 | You've already had breakfast. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2305 | Our garbage disposal is acting up again. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2306 | Don't worry, Miss. That's the owner's pet and he rarely bites. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2307 | Well, I will say, he appears to be more emotionally supportive than my boyfriend. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
2308 | No worries. He’ll be on the menu next week. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2309 | That’s the croc-pot chef. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2310 | That there is the reason I suggested you move to the other side of the table | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2311 | He' s recommending the turtle soup. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2312 | Oh, he's just a metaphor for dining out. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2313 | Try the alligator soup. It is to die for. | 1.2604 | 0.04121 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2314 | Don’t worry, his diet is strictly vegan | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2315 | Oh no, Bob left the complaint department door open again. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2316 | I've told you a million times. you'll get fed after the bill is paid | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2317 | Trust me. Don't feed him, or he'll just keep begging. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2318 | We feed him on bad tippers | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2319 | He too is about to eat. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2320 | He’s warning you, in spit droplets, that your chair has only three legs. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2321 | No, she's not eating one of yours ! | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2322 | Careful, he is very hungry for assistants today! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2323 | Gater wanna Quacker | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2324 | ..and free refills of gatoraide | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2325 | Oh, don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2326 | She’ll have a second bowl of the fish soup to go. | 1.2577 | 0.02443 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2327 | And this is our new swim instructor, he’s really motivational. They say he’s the reason Michael Phelps won all those medals. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2328 | She wants you to meet her boyfriend! | 1.2577 | 0.04464 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2329 | Look, its an alligator. | 1.2577 | 0.06092 | 97 | 80 | 9 | 8 |
2330 | He shows up whenever someone clicks that Bill Haley & The Comets oldie on our juke box. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2331 | He usually calms down if you give him a bite of your arm. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2332 | Oh that, that is for our special guests. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2333 | "It just wants a treat, you or your tofu." | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2334 | Should I get him the kids menu? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2335 | I hate to be a bother, but could I get refill when you have a chance? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2336 | Don't you think you're a bit underdressed? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2337 | You mean you didn't order that? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2338 | No, she is not an appetizer. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2339 | Your crocodile tears will not get you served any faster. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2340 | I might be more inclined to buy those crocodile tears if you weren't an alligator. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2341 | Leave her out of it! I told you we'd wrestle after my shift was over. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2342 | Fine, I'll have her. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2343 | No..the last time you bought a drink for someone, your alligator arms couldn't reach your wallet!! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2344 | At "Miami Mike's" even our food disposal unit is "on theme". | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2345 | And that is the new TFSA security line separating domestic from international sections of the food court. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2346 | Talk to the manager? Yes ma’am, he’s right here. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2347 | Don't forget to tip your singing wader. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2348 | Separate checks you say! | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2349 | We recycle leftovers. | 1.2553 | 0.04522 | 94 | 70 | 24 | 0 |
2350 | I'll get to you in a while. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2351 | Don’t worry - He is here just to enforce social distancing. And since you are dining alone, you are all good! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2352 | Tell him, yes, he needs a leash. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2353 | Don't back up. He thinks you're dinner. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2354 | No, not a garbage disposal - that’s if a patron uses a plastic straw. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2355 | You could order the fried alligator appetizer, but it will take awhile to prepare! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2356 | Her eggs are 100% cage-free. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2357 | Throw any leftovers in our garbage-disposal unit. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2358 | As I said, this place has the most authentic Louisiana gumbo anywhere, even the wildlife agree. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2359 | The chef would prefer you didn’t order the soup. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2360 | Here is tonight's special; direct from the crock pot. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2361 | You're good, but open mic night is tomorrow. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2362 | He gets a little snippy if you don't tip him. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2363 | That reminds me, we've added Gatorade to our drink menu. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2364 | That is our fresh special of the day! | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2365 | Sorry, I said the gators were fresh. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2366 | Excuse me, waiter, can I get a to-go box for my gator? | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2367 | Shake a paw! | 1.2553 | 0.05334 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2368 | He sings for tips. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2369 | What's our tipping policy again? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2370 | I told you not to wear your crocs! | 1.2553 | 0.04261 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2371 | Now, I’m not going to have to talk to you again about social distancing am I? | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2372 | Be careful, don’t give him a handout. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2373 | He was waiting for the Turtle Soup and you got the last bowl." | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2374 | Are you gonna eat that? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2375 | He only bites when he's hungry. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2376 | Your Florida salad, ma'am. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2377 | Ummm. He needs to be on a leash. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2378 | We are a farm-to-table-to-swamp establishment. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2379 | Uh-oh, seems you were right, there's never just one. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2380 | We don't allow pets, but he's an emotional duress animal. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2381 | The last customers refused to social distance. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2382 | That's his, 'I can't wait for dessert' look. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2383 | Just to let you know: He won't be satisfied with a sandwich. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2384 | You’re late for your reservation so I gave your table to her. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2385 | He didn't fit into the lobster tank. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2386 | He used to do a thing called the crocodile rock. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2387 | Don’t encourage him. Since he ate the dog he feels entitled. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2388 | Just so you know, we are strictly enforcing social distancing here. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2389 | Yes, I'll get your order in a sec. Don't you see I'm tending to another customer? | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2390 | It's been a while. | 1.2553 | 0.04125 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | Clearly our Alligator soup is always fresh. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2392 | Hey Chance, no rapping! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2393 | Figurately speaking, his bark is worse than his bite | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2394 | Seems extreme, but he’s really helped enforce social distancing. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2395 | Just water for you, sir? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2396 | I didn't say we had avocados, I said we had alligator pairs. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2397 | She's not on the menu. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2398 | The last person who tipped 10% ended up in there. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2399 | We don't do doggy bags. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2400 | He thinks 10% is not enough | 1.2500 | 0.05382 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2401 | Don't you tick-tock me. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2402 | Ya know? Redecorating with a gator moat may have been a bad idea." | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2403 | Is she bothering you croc? | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2404 | Yes, the Gator meat is fresh | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2405 | Our new composter. Just clear your plate down his gullett | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2406 | In a while, crocodile. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2407 | Oh yeah, I almost forgot the special of the day: chicken fried gator with gravy and biscuits. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2408 | It's our new recycling initiative | 1.2500 | 0.04918 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2409 | Err so this is awkward. Casper here ordered the 42 year dry aged woman. Mind coming with me? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2410 | Ignore him, you're a group of one. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2411 | Don't mind him. He's just hungry | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2412 | We're testing out a new garborgator to dispose of leftovers. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2413 | Our alligator sushi is locally grown. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2414 | He and I are in agreement- you are a luscious dish. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2415 | Please recycle any leftovers. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2416 | Please control your emotional support animal! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2417 | Sorry, he can't stay unless he is a service animal. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2418 | Don't worry about him. Just make sure to give me a good tip. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2419 | Gator waiter gaydar | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2420 | Don't worry, he only bites small tippers. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2421 | Ma'am, is that a service animal? | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2422 | You said your friend will be wearing a green leather jacket? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2423 | Don't worry - he's only after leftovers. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2424 | And I will see YOU later.... | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2425 | Frankly, it was cheaper than composting | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2426 | ...and organics go over there. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2427 | We are organic, all farm to table, and anything you don’t finish, we compost. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | See you later, alligator” gets him every time | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2429 | We caught him trying to dine and dash. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2430 | The boss is a Luddite and that's his garbage disposal. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | Didn't you say you'll see him later? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | Complaining won't make a seat available any faster. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2433 | Just don’t feed him! | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2434 | If you don't like your service, give it to him. He'll eat anything | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | We strongly encourage composting here. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2436 | You do tip well, don't you? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2437 | I know you complained your soup is cold. But that’s a crock. | 1.2500 | 0.03978 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2438 | he's here for the early bird special ..... | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2439 | I don’t care if that’s your “comfort animal”— it’s scaring the other diners. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2440 | Would you like to hear about our specials? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2441 | You can have your pick of crocodile; just make sure you eat it before it eats you. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2442 | This place has a real Miami Vice vibe. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2443 | Hey, it's been a while. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2444 | Is that Snapper Soup? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2445 | I know you don't like my jokes but he's eating 'em up | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2446 | Six feet. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2447 | We have a no-waste policy now. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2448 | No, you may not have her for lunch. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2449 | He is the only one who sees your tip. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2450 | He's not observing 6 feet separation | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2451 | Captain Hook used to eat here until he was eaten here. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2452 | Please just toss the unfinished soup over there. I'll get your check. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2453 | This is our new organic biodegradable garbage disposal. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2454 | I'm afraid she's not on the menu. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2455 | Matt Lauer was an initial investor. | 1.2500 | 0.04539 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2456 | Yes, the alligator is very fresh. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2457 | Coffee, tea, or Gatorade?” | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2458 | couldn't find his babysitter, so had to bring him to work | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2459 | I’ve told you before, you’re not getting in here without a mask | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2460 | I'm sorry....we only allow alligators, not crocodiles! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2461 | Ma’am, the manager is ready to see you. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2462 | He pops up here to chow down | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2463 | And remember to tip the wait staff generously. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2464 | Interested in being today’s Special? | 1.2500 | 0.04539 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2465 | Why don't you ask him if the customer's always right? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2466 | Could I see your vegan menu? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2467 | No Hank, she is not the amuse bouche tonight | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2468 | Don't mind him, he's been snappy all morning. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2469 | He helps us enforce social distancing. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2470 | He’s here to ensure social distancing | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2471 | Don't worry, he's COVID-19 free! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2472 | I can assure you, nothing slips through the crocs here! | 1.2500 | 0.04539 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2473 | Take your time and be careful when exiting. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2474 | Ma'am, just because we provide moat seating doesn't mean you can bring in your alligator. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2475 | Stop squawking! There’s no alligator meat in the bouillabaisse | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2476 | We recycle---please deposit uneaten food there. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2477 | Remember, bad things happen when he does not eat first. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2478 | I told him the manager would ‘see him later’. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2479 | Don't let his opinion affect your Yelp review, he only eats the leftovers. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2480 | Now, Carleton. What did we learn about patience? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2481 | No, Craig. I said we’re over. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2482 | Knock it off, she can order turtle soup if she wants to. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2483 | He's saying he's hungry and he's either gonna you or your leftovers. Your call. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2484 | and this is our high quality, never frozen meat. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2485 | You might want to keep more than a social distance from him. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2486 | Your meal is coming. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2487 | Waiter: Eat a snickers Debra. You become a cold blooded, reptilian beast when you don’t have anything to eat. Customer: That’s not Debra. That’s a wild alligator. Waiter: Well then it looks like we have a situation on our hands. | 1.2473 | 0.04872 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2488 | He recommends the croque monsieur | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2489 | A seat by the moat gets you a view and gator special. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2490 | Since his Broadway show, ‘Snap’ had to close because of the Coronavirus, he is our new singing waiter! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2491 | Not only do they eat the leftovers, they also make great handbags. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2492 | There's a time and a place for everything, but this isn't it! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2493 | Don't worry. Alligators, like dogs, can't transmit the coronavirus. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2494 | Roll over and over and over and over and... | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2495 | Never mind the menu, I’ll take that one, just chuck her over here! Oh, and hold the fork and knife! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2496 | No I didn't mean Red Snapper, Green Snapper is the special. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2497 | Only in New York. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2498 | Our yelp reviews have gotten better now that snippy eats disgruntled customers. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2499 | Please direct your complaints to the manager. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2500 | I'm sorry, Sir but we're out of Lobster Tails Newberg. | 1.2472 | 0.04998 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2501 | We're out of chicken today. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2502 | It's okay, he's my emotional support alligator. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2503 | Ignore him. He always gets a bit agitated when I recommend the fried gator balls appetizer. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2504 | We hired him as our social distancer | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2505 | We no longer give him human food because we're trying to teach him not to beg. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2506 | He says he highly recommends the crème brûlée to finish your meal. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2507 | Don't beg, she may want a to go box. | 1.2472 | 0.04458 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2508 | Can I interest you in a slice of Pomeranian? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2509 | Why yes, the meat has been locally sourced. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2510 | It's at your disposal. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2511 | That’s the new health department investi-gator. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2512 | I'm sorry, we do have someone waiting for this table.... | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2513 | You guys know a Captain Hook? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2514 | Your service croc? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2515 | He's only for customers who tip less than 15 percent. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2516 | The alligator sandwich will be available a little later! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2517 | He loves to be petted. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2518 | He's laughing his head off. Gators can't catch COVID-19. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2519 | Sorry for the disturbance. He doesn’t realize you ordered the veggie ramen. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2520 | Don't mind him. He's just there to enforce the social distancing rules | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2521 | Since when does the six foot rule apply to gators? | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2522 | Just tell him that if he keeps that up he will be luggage. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2523 | Crock "of" Soup? I thought you said "and" soup! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2524 | We have a "No tip? We tip!" policy. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2525 | I told the owner it's like a swamp down there with the leaky plumbing. | 1.2472 | 0.02665 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2526 | And finally we have this corn meal fed, lean, fully grown female fried or grilled. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2527 | That is our environmentally friendly garbage disposal. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2528 | She heard you were ordering the paleo bowl | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2529 | Be sure to stay at least six feet away from the social distancing pit. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2530 | I do not taste like chicken ! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2531 | Our new concept is alligator farm to table. Lucky for me, it's self-serve, too." | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2532 | Here it’s gator-ate. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2533 | Our special of the day is Croc au vin." | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2534 | You wouldn't believe how much it cost to rep-tile the floor. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2535 | I told you, no more soup. And don't give me that crocodile tear look either." | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2536 | That’s why I suggested changing tables if you order the duck. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2537 | You will be on the menu if you don't stop begging! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2538 | ...meanwhile at the CROCK-POT CAFE... "No ma'am, he's not begging for mercy, he's just singin' the blues. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2539 | Gary, I swear to god, this is the last time i'm going to tell you where the bathroom is. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2540 | Funny enough, they taste a little like poodle. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2541 | I told you -- no more Knock Knock jokes! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2542 | We named him Rona, 'cause if you get too close, you die | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2543 | Keep a distanced of 6 feet. And no smoking. | 1.2472 | 0.06448 | 89 | 75 | 6 | 8 |
2544 | I need a hug. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2545 | Be careful. If you feed them, they just come up and eat our customers. | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2546 | When we built straddling the Colorado-New Mexico border, little did we imagine a president would declare a national emergency and build this moat through our building. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2547 | Correction: this *crocodile* ie about to attack you. Notice its pointy snout. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2548 | I only have teeth for you! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2549 | That right there? That's the motherfucker that bit off my cock. Luckily I'm transitioning, but still, it hurt like a bitch. Anyway, how's the Cream of Sum Young Guy? | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2550 | Your mouthiness is the main reason we are not swamped | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2551 | Our "Small Bites" menu is a bit of a misnomer. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2552 | No, first let her finish. | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
2553 | And would your service animal also like some gumbo? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2554 | Late to your matinee Jolene!? Get your prehistoric ass in hair and makeup now. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2555 | We make our gatorade fresh at the table here. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2556 | Well, this is a creative reaction to our “no dog” policy. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2557 | Normally he doesn’t pester the customers but his regular weed guy is out of town. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2558 | And that's where we feed our patrons who don't tip. | 1.2472 | 0.05247 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2559 | That's today's special. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2560 | Whine all you want, I told you we don’t have any more children! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2561 | Isn't he cute, begging for scraps and extra body parts! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2562 | He’s reminding you to social distance. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2563 | Did you want separate checks? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2564 | He’s there to make sure you maintain social distance. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2565 | So you'll have the moat-meal? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2566 | Don’t eat this one. The next one is flavored with Chanel No. 5. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2567 | He gets snappy when people ask for doggie bags | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2568 | His bark is worse than his bite, but you might want to move to a different table. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2569 | We’re a zero trash establishment, just toss any food scraps to the big guy and he’ll take care of it. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2570 | You don't fool me - those are crocodile tears. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2571 | He's begging for scraps again - don't humor him. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2572 | Correctly identify it as a crocodile or an alligator for us, and your salad will be on the house tonight. Deal? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2573 | He wants another damn gatorade! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2574 | “Yes madam, our A-- L- L-I-G-A-T--O-R is fresh, but with your Prefered 'Dining by the Pit' seating, it might be best for you to spell that or refer to this dish as Seafood Stew.” | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2575 | It’s the best I can do since we’re not gonna be able to get down to Florida for a while | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2576 | You look so tempting ; I'd stay a long way from the Gator. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2577 | I would stay 6 feet away...then again you could risk it. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2578 | Be patient, your snack is coming. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2579 | Throw him a fish. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2580 | We wanted to remind our patrons why they should seriously consider vegetarianism. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2581 | That’s were the plumber was working | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2582 | He's not actually begging. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2583 | Are you sure you want to send that soup back? | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2584 | Dude, no. All-you-can-eat sushi night is TUESDAY. How many times are we going to go through this? | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
2585 | He wants his tossed salad. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2586 | If you eat another customer your out of here. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2587 | Our new carbon free dishwasher | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2588 | And that's what happens when you don't to tip | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2589 | It was your husband who kept feeding him from the table. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2590 | He likes to eat for his supper. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2591 | Stop begging and wait til she pays | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2592 | Despite what the tears might imply, we treat our crocodiles with the utmost care. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2593 | This is what you get when you don't drain the swamp ! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2594 | After what we've dealt with the past couple weeks, this is nothing. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2595 | If only the experts had listened to Trump’s intuition in the first place, these alligator pits would have let us reopen the economy and stop the virus from spreading weeks ago. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2596 | It's cheaper than having a general manager on payroll. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2597 | Order Up | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2598 | I'm social distancing myself from Spring Break. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2599 | Direct from the sewers of Manhattan we have fresh alligator today. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2600 | Several people asked for a pool, but I preferred a swamp. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2601 | You can order the tail, the loin or a new purse. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2602 | The bathroom is that way. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2603 | Look, No shoes, no Izod shirt , no service. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2604 | And this attraction is why your salad costs $15. | 1.2472 | 0.04998 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2605 | If you can wrestle him you win a free alligator dinner and if you finish the entire gator wait for it .......free desert | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2606 | Don't worry, he's just showing off. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2607 | The Governor sent him over to encourage customers to opt for takeout. | 1.2472 | 0.04998 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2608 | That sir, is a load of croc. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2609 | His bark is much worse than his bite. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2610 | All bark and a little bite. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2611 | Trump and the climate change deniers were wrong about the rising seas. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2612 | Sorry, Miss. No pets allowed. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2613 | DID YOU TELL HIM YOU’D SEE HIM LATER? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2614 | Allie here’s in charge of composting. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2615 | Can I Bayou another drink.” J Torpey High Point, N | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2616 | No begging Lyle! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2617 | We all split our tips with him. That way, everyone's happy. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2618 | For your convenience, our signature moat will prevent you from getting within six feet of another customer's table. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2619 | Down boy! Sorry ... still have some kinks to work out of our new social distancing moats. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2620 | I said no more Fruit Loops. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2621 | The trashcan is right behind you ! Lady . Please hurry up , as I am getting real hungry. We are all trying to keep our distance ! | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2622 | We switched to an eco-friendly garbage disposal. Only the leftovers, please, even if he insists on you! | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2623 | Take it up with the chef. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2624 | We are all out of lobster but if you like you can choose an alligator from the pond | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2625 | Ah, ah,ah...6 feet apart, Sir. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2626 | No - you are the leftovers. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2627 | Turn around and listen to me! I tell you that is a crocodile because it has a V-shaped snout! | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
2628 | Oh -- also alligator, but that's a pre-order item. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2629 | This is our fresh catch of the day. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2630 | He’s pretty good if you can tolerate countertenor. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2631 | Oh, Igor? He’s our social distancing monitor. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2632 | He thinks he’s entitled to service just because his last name is Lacoste | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2633 | He’s here to give you our “Swamp Specials.” | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2634 | And what exactly did you do with my cat? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2635 | That's our protein special! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2636 | I recommend the alligator, it comes with teeth | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2637 | Did someone order Gatorade? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2638 | Hey, pal. You are not six feet away. Let's be socially responsible. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2639 | Don't worry about Big Al. He only bites bad tippers. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2640 | I told you not to serve alligator soup! | 1.2472 | 0.04735 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2641 | I'm so offended that you thought I was an alligator! Is my snout really that wide? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2642 | Crocodiles will now deliver any seafood. Get used to the new norm! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2643 | I usually advise folks at this table not to order the Fish Chowder | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2644 | THAT'S the manager, Karen. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2645 | And there's our pit orchestra. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2646 | It smells your fear. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2647 | Sorry, but no one else applied for the position. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2648 | Tears or not, no doggie bags for him. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2649 | If he's satisfied with the tip, he'll stay where he is. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2650 | Yes, I know that's not how it goes. I told you "just a moment" because I'm with a customer. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2651 | We’re just trying out a new sustainable approach to waste management. He’s looking after the leftovers. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2652 | Not to worry. For some reason he's not fond of our turtle soup. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 76 | 7 | 6 |
2653 | No, he’s always coughed like that. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2654 | He insisted you be at least six feet away. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2655 | so... are you gonna eat that or can I? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2656 | When the swamp became a cesspool he decided it was time to find a new home. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2657 | Surprisingly fond of kolrabi, actually. | 1.2472 | 0.04735 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2658 | The lady wants to hear,"Ive Got You Under My Skin." | 1.2472 | 0.04161 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2659 | You heard me right: I said make it snappy. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2660 | She said she would see you later. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2661 | He’s the main ingredient in the Dundee stew... | 1.2472 | 0.04312 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | The lady with the alligator purse is a big tipper. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2663 | Oh , never mind my therapy companion. Harry is just getting a little hungry. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2664 | I don't care who sent you, we asked for ventilators not alligators. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2665 | Oh, he's harmless. His snap is much bigger than his bite. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2666 | Her favorite songs are "Happy Trails to You" and "Happy Entrails to Me. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2667 | We’re trying out a new garbage disposal system | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2668 | Tonight's special comes with a very nice pair of shoes. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2669 | If you’re still hungry, the carving station just opened. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2670 | We find the tips improve when he comes around ! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2671 | If I'm not back with your order in 10 minutes, just glance into the pit. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2672 | He's telling you that this is one pocketbook that your not getting" | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2673 | She smells the scent of another alligator on you. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2674 | Allie! You know you're not supposed to beg at the table! | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2675 | Just be sure to social distance, and you'll be fine. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2676 | He wandered in one day, and now his lawyer says he has squatter's rights. | 1.2444 | 0.03085 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2677 | Sorry, when I said it tasted like chicken, I was talking to him. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2678 | Since we got Al, there’s been way less dine and dashers. | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2679 | If you don't have something nice to hiss, don't hiss anything at all | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2680 | This is the kind of place where you get to see what you eat, while you eat. | 1.2444 | 0.04124 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2681 | I think he wants some of your granola | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2682 | If he spits in the soup, lunch is on the house. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2683 | Don't feed him, you'll only spoil him | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2684 | We like to make our diners feel like they are part of the natural world... | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2685 | The trap door was removed due to health and safety. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2686 | Maybe it's the vibrato, but that 'My Way' of his speaks to my inner Drake every time. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2687 | That's where we send back customers who send back their food. | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2688 | When I said 'the soup has bite', this is what I meant | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2689 | Don’t mind Charlie, he always gets a little snappy around lunchtime. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2690 | Him? Oh he's our Gator waiter. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2691 | He stayed only a foot long for years when I kept him in the aquarium at home, but he’s grown like crazy since I brought him here and introduce him to bad tippers. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2692 | What does he want? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2693 | We aren’t sure how he learned it, but he has been barking at all our customers for some time now — | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2694 | Betcha HE knows where Carol’s husband is! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2695 | When he first started with the Poke Salad Annie shtick we thought it was cute, but frankly it’s gotten a little old. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2696 | The chef was getting sick of the 1-star Yelp reviews, so now we just toss in anyone that doesn't seem to be enjoying their food. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2697 | Don't tease him. He's been binge watching old episodes of 'The Crocodile Hunter' ever since the University of Florida furloughed him over the coronavirus. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2698 | Don’t worry he’s friendly. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2699 | Now the alligator soup might be something you would think about for next week! | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2700 | He loves sushi | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2701 | Translated it means he ate Flipper and Lassie! | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2702 | This is not the way it happened in "It's a Wonderful Life." | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2703 | Aw, snap. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2704 | When we're up to our necks in alligator, it's easy to forget that our goal is to serve turtle soup. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2705 | Today's special is gator bites. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2706 | NOT NOW! NOT YET! How many times do I have to tell you? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2707 | Let me guess... forgot "your" toilet paper again... | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2708 | I don't recommend the gator bites. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2709 | Your song needs a hook | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2710 | That's not the gator barking- it's your dog. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2711 | He comes with the appetizer. | 1.2414 | 0.03993 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2712 | Quiet, or I'll turn you into a croc pot. | 1.2414 | 0.05289 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2713 | Blofeld's economising. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2714 | Our kitchen staff all wear crocs. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2715 | It does taste like chicken, but it’s fresh. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2716 | Keep an arm's length away when tossing your food scraps. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2717 | Today's Special: Crocodile Meat & Greet | 1.2414 | 0.04757 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2718 | I told you it takes a reptillian brain to enjoy your jokes. | 1.2414 | 0.02292 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
2719 | Meet our tip monitor. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2720 | Yeah, we're going to need the table back. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2721 | For tips, she does politicial impressions. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2722 | It’s an alligator naming contest. Or if you want to go meta, you could caption this whole scene.” | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2723 | She’s wearing Izod. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2724 | You ordered 'al dente' right? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2725 | Chance, seriously. Enough is enough. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2726 | Oh yeah. So. Cool pivot this week: our compost bins are now an alligator. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2727 | You’re not at Gatorland anymore, so stop begging for frozen chickens. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2728 | Pay no attention to his Yelp review of the alligator soup. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 8 |