Contest #703


Cartoon

703

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Past the alligator, through the ring of fire, first door on your left.”
  2. “Let’s just say he’ll have what you’re having.”
  3. “We’re trying to teach him not to beg at the table.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-03-29T20:17:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-04-12T20:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-04-06T20:19:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 13, 2020
Number of captions 5111
Number of responses 973712
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We have them between all tables, it encourages social distancing. 2.1086 0.00581 15928 3535 7139 5250
1 He’s acting up because your purse was somebody he knew 2.1067 0.00614 15242 3665 6293 5281
2 You can tell whether it's an alligator or a crocodile by whether you see it later or after a while. 2.0733 0.00690 14194 4339 4488 5364
3 No, you can't have another customer. You haven't finished the last one. 2.0277 0.00684 13105 3876 5003 4220
4 We asked the flooring company for red tiles, but it autocorrected to rep-tiles. 2.0242 0.00702 12620 3796 4730 4083
5 We used to have customers who would sit here for three hours and just use our wifi. They're gone. 2.0206 0.00677 12499 3488 5274 3730
6 Oh, lots of reasons. These days though it’s mostly guarding the toilet paper. 2.0064 0.00727 11132 3274 4520 3329
7 THIS is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.9791 0.00832 8935 2863 3397 2675
8 Not again...no one wants to hear how you got flushed down the toilet when you were little. 1.9508 0.00830 9149 3121 3359 2669
9 Your odds of dying from the coronavirus just went down. 1.9141 0.00785 10014 3561 3745 2699
10 It’s our way of encouraging social distancing. 1.9096 0.00937 6250 2021 2772 1456
11 ... Technically, yes, but he identifies as a crocodile. 1.8829 0.00867 8129 3027 3028 2068
12 Complaints go in the box behind the alligator. 1.8813 0.01181 4304 1578 1659 1067
13 So remind me who ordered the tofu salad and who ordered the three raw chickens? 1.8775 0.00879 7905 2967 2942 1993
14 I wouldn't worry -- he's just eaten. In fact that's how your table became available. 1.8700 0.00858 8008 2957 3130 1915
15 If you'd like him to leave he responds to "see ya later" 1.8584 0.00960 6292 2333 2515 1443
16 Cups go in the trash. Bowls and flatware in the recycling. Compost in the alligator. 1.8546 0.01039 5061 1803 2191 1067
17 I need the truth, Harry. Is her date more than 30 minutes late, or was he a bit early ...? 1.8385 0.01057 5621 2291 1945 1384
18 Say what you will, but the big fella has increased our to-go business by 50%. 1.8329 0.00940 6062 2212 2648 1200
19 I’m sorry, unless it’s an emotional support alligator, I’m afraid it has to wait outside. 1.8293 0.00907 7370 2975 2677 1714
20 Let’s just say he’ll have what you’re having. 1.8279 0.00938 6827 2740 2510 1564
21 He says he wouldn't want to be in your shoes 1.8201 0.01109 4963 2041 1773 1148
22 Moats between tables is why we're allowed to stay open. 1.8145 0.00836 7791 2991 3250 1540
23 You may want to finish up. At happy hour this place is a zoo. 1.8091 0.01092 4924 2004 1856 1064
24 No, those are real tears. 1.7839 0.00974 6142 2605 2262 1273
25 We took him in after the president drained the swamp. 1.7814 0.00921 7094 3093 2459 1534
26 Dude, cough into your elbow 1.7798 0.01197 4273 1881 1452 940
27 His name is Donald. Just praise him and he will calm down 1.7674 0.01390 3418 1619 974 824
28 “Lighten up! Her shoes are called Crocs. Don’t take it so personal.” 1.7657 0.01012 5447 2343 2046 1049
29 One of our waitresses ordered Crocs from Amazon---and they sent a croc from THE Amazon! 1.7498 0.01333 3437 1587 1123 727
30 A twenty per cent gratuity is recommended." 1.7476 0.01665 1981 857 767 357
31 We never should have given him "people food." 1.7406 0.01361 3127 1415 1105 605
32 It’s Florida’s new way of saying, “Welcome,” to New Yorkers. 1.7340 0.01450 2891 1365 930 596
33 I have a reptile disruption. 1.7252 0.01008 6412 3223 1723 1458
34 And the alligator's fresh. 1.7120 0.01901 1580 744 547 289
35 But you will NEVER see a rodent here. 1.7083 0.01210 3641 1656 1391 594
36 He's a rescue. 1.7072 0.01241 3627 1698 1291 637
37 He got laid off from Mar-a-Lago. 1.7007 0.01312 3482 1720 1084 678
38 Oh. He's our social distance manager. 1.6875 0.01952 1408 666 516 226
39 Yes...she probably tastes like chicken... 1.6843 0.01420 2753 1335 952 466
40 You know, our food disposal is 100% environmentally friendly. 1.6821 0.01121 4115 1931 1563 621
41 No, YOU taste like chicken. 1.6819 0.01198 3973 1966 1305 701
42 There's one every six feet. We take social distancing very seriously. 1.6779 0.02713 739 358 261 120
43 ‘This is the Croc who swallowed the Cat who ate the Rat that killed the Bat who caused the whole World to go into lockdown.’ 1.6719 0.01499 2731 1433 761 537
44 First the sun’s in your eyes, then you’re too close to the kitchen. Do you really want to change seats again? 1.6649 0.01391 2886 1451 951 484
45 "He's still learning the difference between leftovers and customers." 1.6523 0.01559 2298 1180 737 381
46 I told you we’re not going to charge her an arm and a leg 1.6499 0.01488 2502 1284 810 408
47 We take social distancing seriously. 1.6491 0.01510 2271 1126 816 329
48 Six feet, Zilla--six feet. Or back to the sewers. 1.6460 0.01661 1938 982 660 296
49 And over there is our catch of the day. 1.6413 0.01804 1589 798 563 228
50 Let him see that it’s just a salad and he’ll stop begging. 1.6412 0.01489 2397 1221 815 361
51 He ordered you. 1.6406 0.01464 2663 1409 799 453
52 He wants you to give him a hand. 1.6403 0.01783 1782 943 538 301
53 We're trying to teach him not to beg at the table. 1.6399 0.01456 2377 1181 871 325
54 I think he recognizes your shoes. 1.6342 0.01769 1703 879 568 256
55 And that right there is why I hate Florida. 1.6279 0.01661 2061 1112 604 345
56 Did you order the snapper? 1.6260 0.01450 2516 1312 833 371
57 Past the alligator, through the ring of fire, and first door on your left. 1.6248 0.01746 1871 1016 540 314
58 He wants to know if you're through with that. 1.6194 0.01500 2178 1106 795 277
59 Quiet down, Mortimer. She only asked if we served Gatorade. 1.6176 0.01542 2181 1142 731 308
60 Ah didn't you have a service dog when you came in? 1.6176 0.01837 1629 878 496 255
61 Easy! Let's first see what kind of tip she leaves. 1.6174 0.01514 2177 1119 772 286
62 ... and behind you is our free-range garbage disposal. 1.6172 0.01569 2134 1125 701 308
63 Whenever I try to get rid of him, he plays the indigenous card. 1.6163 0.01857 1616 879 478 259
64 This one's safe, he suffers from reptile dysfunction. 1.5937 0.01841 1659 940 453 266
65 I always mix them up. I think it depends on whether we’ll be seeing him later or after a while. 1.5924 0.02027 1298 725 380 193
66 He highly recommends the turtle soup. 1.5914 0.02832 651 357 203 91
67 Just ignore it because nothing makes sense right now 1.5875 0.01942 1474 839 404 231
68 He wants you to know that we taste like chicken. 1.5871 0.01795 1521 821 503 190
69 Did you just say "And make it snappy?" Really? 1.5857 0.01879 1429 779 462 187
70 Sorry, we’ve been swamped recently. 1.5844 0.02080 1191 657 372 162
71 Her name is The Manager. Did you still want to speak to her? 1.5837 0.03645 418 239 114 65
72 We've cut back on staff. Just toss your leftovers in there. 1.5832 0.01852 1406 754 484 168
73 Get any closer and this nice woman will be going home with a new pocket book and matching shoes. 1.5831 0.01954 1341 739 422 180
74 How long did you say it was since your date went to the men's room? 1.5825 0.01997 1260 689 408 163
75 Just pointing out that the opposite of "tip" is "pit"... 1.5811 0.02001 1375 786 377 211
76 Trust me, our croque monsieur is to die for. 1.5806 0.02063 1235 692 369 174
77 Denis is our new customer complaints manager 1.5773 0.01954 1306 717 422 166
78 Oh, he's just there for idiots to take selfies with. 1.5771 0.02125 1187 675 339 173
79 It's the most effective social distance method we've tried. 1.5754 0.02001 1274 710 395 169
80 Not till you finish your vegetables. 1.5742 0.02050 1193 661 379 153
81 Now, do you understand why we asked you to check your purse? 1.5698 0.02016 1174 641 397 136
82 If this is uncomfortable, I can move you near the snake pit. 1.5680 0.02145 1118 633 335 150
83 20% tip isn’t a suggestion... 1.5667 0.02089 1147 643 358 146
84 Yes, the alligator is fresh. 1.5656 0.02145 1105 625 335 145
85 I'm sorry Mr. Lacoste, no service without a shirt. 1.5623 0.02247 1060 617 290 153
86 If he's bothering you, I can seat you by the bees. 1.5608 0.02263 1036 602 287 147
87 Calm down, not until she's paid. 1.5600 0.02383 866 487 273 106
88 He misses the Trump rallies. 1.5597 0.02333 1022 608 256 158
89 She got a spoon because she has thumbs. 1.5593 0.02665 776 460 198 118
90 Sorry for the slow service, we are swamped tonight. 1.5589 0.02190 1002 559 326 117
91 It solved our problems with social distancing. 1.5585 0.02229 1008 572 307 128
92 What kind of dog was it? 1.5556 0.02332 963 561 269 133
93 If this doesn't work out, we'll probably just go back to composting. 1.5554 0.02171 974 536 335 103
94 You are not 6 feet away 1.5532 0.02244 940 529 303 107
95 Well, we get them from the sewer but I'm not sure I'd call them organic. 1.5524 0.02296 936 534 287 115
96 I'm your new waiter, because I run faster than the old one 1.5501 0.02378 878 504 265 109
97 Sorry. Looks like we're having a reptile dysfunction. 1.5500 0.02541 860 519 209 132
98 I know she's skinny, Sparky, but no one else wanted this table. 1.5476 0.02354 893 514 269 110
99 Whatever he tells you it's a croc. 1.5474 0.02253 822 496 232 94
100 He's trained to eat anyone who sneezes 1.5467 0.02412 867 504 252 111
101 Yeah, he gets the urban legend question a lot. 1.5438 0.02404 833 477 259 97
102 It's a bad habit he picked up from a Yorkie he ate. 1.5411 0.02505 778 450 235 93
103 So this is your first visit to the White House Cafeteria? 1.5407 0.02604 799 484 198 117
104 Swamp to table. It's the latest trend! 1.5404 0.02509 768 443 235 90
105 Nothing works like an alligator moat to encourage social distancing 1.5370 0.02461 771 441 246 84
106 It's Florida. If it made sense, it wouldn't be. 1.5361 0.02607 735 443 194 98
107 We're aiming for zero food waste and no negative online reviews. 1.5346 0.02563 752 442 218 92
108 Not the craziest thing I've seen in Florida. 1.5338 0.02530 740 428 229 83
109 New CDC guidance is six feet and an alligator-filled moat between you and the next person. 1.5333 0.02569 750 442 216 92
110 What part of "in a while" don't you understand? 1.5332 0.02533 739 428 228 83
111 We had the 6 foot rule long before it was popular. 1.5318 0.02641 707 417 204 86
112 Just ignore him. He rarely makes it as far as your table. 1.5317 0.02499 726 414 238 74
113 You fed him, didn't you? 1.5316 0.02576 728 426 217 85
114 Well... nothing make sense these days. 1.5304 0.02703 724 441 182 101
115 Yes, our snapper is fresh”. 1.5287 0.02564 698 402 223 73
116 like a cat café, but with adrenaline 1.5286 0.02714 700 423 184 93
117 I said I’d see you later! 1.5283 0.02575 706 410 219 77
118 He calms down when you give him a hand. 1.5275 0.02684 692 413 193 86
119 He's just expressing appreciation for your canvas shoes. 1.5274 0.02607 694 405 212 77
120 Here we have sort of a marsh-to-table philosophy. 1.5270 0.02633 685 401 207 77
121 We took him in after Trump drained the swamp. 1.5265 0.02670 697 416 195 86
122 So this is your emotional support animal? 1.5265 0.02611 697 410 205 79
123 Don’t feed him unless you want to give him a hand. 1.5260 0.02700 673 405 184 84
124 From swamp to table. 1.5259 0.02655 694 412 199 83
125 I'd get the chicken wings and share if I were you. 1.5258 0.02547 677 385 228 64
126 And so we thought, why stop at lobsters? 1.5253 0.02938 594 360 156 78
127 He wants to know if you'll be staying for dinner? 1.5249 0.02644 684 403 203 78
128 This is how we ensure six feet is maintained between you and the next table 1.5231 0.02682 671 398 195 78
129 He really likes people food. 1.5229 0.02728 656 391 187 78
130 We're experimenting with ways to encourage social distancing. 1.5228 0.02661 658 387 199 72
131 He says he has masks down there. Don't believe it. 1.5216 0.02821 648 396 166 86
132 Exactly 6 feet long: he's our spacer and enforcer in one. 1.5213 0.02730 658 394 185 79
133 Yes, madam, the ‘gatorburger is very fresh, and there’s a handbag option. 1.5204 0.02720 636 375 191 70
134 Isn't it refreshing to face a visible menace? 1.5196 0.02832 637 389 165 83
135 And what have I said about begging at the table? 1.5191 0.02836 628 382 166 80
136 Maintain social distance, and you'll be fine. 1.5189 0.02627 636 366 210 60
137 Hank deals with all customer complaints. 1.5174 0.02760 632 378 181 73
138 Mam, the woman at table three says your emotional support animal ate her son. 1.5170 0.02947 617 386 143 88
139 He's glad your here for dinner. 1.5162 0.02788 618 370 177 71
140 I told you - LATER! 1.5147 0.02830 614 372 168 74
141 Calm down. She ordered a crock of soup, not croc soup. 1.5147 0.02744 614 363 186 65
142 The shoes you're wearing used to belong to his mother. 1.5140 0.02828 609 368 169 72
143 Unfortunately, his bite IS worse than his bark. 1.5133 0.02889 600 367 158 75
144 The gator’s fresh today. 1.5126 0.02726 595 347 191 57
145 Its' a loaner, while they repair the garbage disposal. 1.5102 0.02850 586 353 167 66
146 Why yes, we are up to our ass in alligators. 1.5102 0.02951 586 363 147 76
147 I thought I said see you later. 1.5089 0.03017 564 351 139 74
148 Have you met Marty, our new social distancing coordinator? 1.5087 0.02901 572 347 159 66
149 I’m guessing he doesn’t look much like his profile picture 1.5079 0.02899 567 343 160 64
150 Not this one. She tips. 1.5071 0.02874 562 337 165 60
151 Here in D.C. the swamp is expanding. 1.5063 0.02970 557 342 148 67
152 Dude, back off: she ordered vegan. 1.5063 0.02249 559 376 137 46
153 Croque Madame, s’il vous plait. 1.5062 0.02987 561 347 144 70
154 No, she is not on the menu! 1.5019 0.02933 538 325 156 57
155 No, she did NOT say you’d make a nice handbag. Don’t be so touchy. 1.5009 0.02977 533 325 149 59
156 Don't mind him. He snaps at everybody. 1.5009 0.03000 533 327 145 61
157 For the last time, I said ‘I’ll see you later’! 1.5000 0.03073 516 319 136 61
158 I could have sworn that I sat two of you. 1.4990 0.03006 523 320 145 58
159 We take our zero-waste policy very seriously. 1.4990 0.02920 523 313 159 51
160 No, if he were hungry you would know it. 1.4990 0.03048 519 320 139 60
161 He suggests you order the fish to share. 1.4990 0.02671 519 340 134 45
162 He also knows 'Stand by Me' , but I wouldn't advise it. 1.4990 0.03084 519 323 133 63
163 I'm sorry about your date, his meal is on the house. 1.4981 0.03160 518 329 120 69
164 I'll be right with you, sir. Please don't snap at me. 1.4970 0.02945 501 298 157 46
165 She handles mice and customer feedback 1.4970 0.03077 501 308 137 56
166 He's pretty sure you're going to give us 4 stars. 1.4970 0.02529 501 334 125 42
167 Actually, it’s the hippos you have to watch out for. 1.4970 0.03083 497 305 137 55
168 Sir, your mice are coming. She ordered first, settle down. 1.4960 0.02964 506 304 153 49
169 See you later---I mean, in a while... 1.4960 0.03165 504 318 122 64
170 Do not give into his begging. He's already had a busboy. 1.4949 0.03120 489 302 132 55
171 You’ve already had one. No seconds. 1.4939 0.03106 492 304 133 55
172 Of course we serve children sir, why do you ask? 1.4938 0.03134 486 304 126 56
173 Are you familiar with Farm-to-Table? 1.4928 0.03019 487 294 146 47
174 We don't have hand sanitizer, but we DO have hand remover. 1.4928 0.03115 487 301 132 54
175 Just when you thought it was safe to go back into restaurants 1.4916 0.03192 474 296 123 55
176 His bark is annoying but trust me, his bite is worse. 1.4895 0.03112 476 293 133 50
177 Your therapy crocodile is making our other diners uncomfortable. 1.4890 0.03285 456 288 113 55
178 Since the zoo closed, Larry has been helping us maintain social distancing between tables. 1.4883 0.03235 471 298 116 57
179 I'll have the lady after what she is having. 1.4883 0.03287 469 300 109 60
180 They're harmless if you tip over 25%. 1.4882 0.03141 467 288 130 49
181 On the plus side, we don’t have rats anymore. 1.4882 0.03052 467 282 142 43
182 The virus has mutated. 1.4880 0.03370 459 297 100 62
183 Do you want to rethink that tip? 1.4879 0.03181 453 279 127 47
184 He recommends the frog legs. 1.4871 0.03275 466 297 111 58
185 He ensures that the customers are at least six feet from each other. 1.4870 0.03045 462 278 143 41
186 He keeps looking for that kid that flushed him down the toilet 10 years ago. 1.4870 0.03166 462 286 127 49
187 Its 6:00. I'm going off shift. Al here will be your waiter. He'll finish up with you. 1.4868 0.03221 454 283 121 50
188 It's either six feet apart or six feet under, ma'am. 1.4868 0.03160 454 279 129 46
189 Technically, this is what allows us to call it a Cajun restaurant. 1.4867 0.03126 450 276 130 44
190 You've come to the right place for a bite. 1.4866 0.03112 448 271 136 41
191 I'd like to point out our restaraunt's complaint department. 1.4859 0.03080 461 280 138 43
192 He emigrated from Mar-a-Lago. Offended by all those swamp jokes. 1.4857 0.03171 455 281 127 47
193 The alligator is fresh today. 1.4857 0.03046 455 273 143 39
194 You gave her a bite, now she'll beg through the whole meal. 1.4857 0.03093 455 276 137 42
195 The lobster tank was getting passe 1.4855 0.03186 449 277 126 46
196 We've placed those between the tables to encourage social distancing. 1.4855 0.03243 447 279 119 49
197 Well, I suppose 'pet friendly' will always mean different things to different people. 1.4854 0.03175 445 273 128 44
198 This is why Yelp rated us $$$$$$. Dinner can cost you and arm and a leg. 1.4854 0.03346 445 284 106 55
199 Gary, take off that costume and get back to work. 1.4852 0.03254 439 273 119 47
200 He always gets cranky when someone orders the Crock pot. 1.4828 0.03216 437 270 123 44
201 He's curious to know if people really taste like chicken. 1.4818 0.03217 440 273 122 45
202 Him? He just came in for a quick bite. 1.4813 0.03128 428 258 134 36
203 He's there to ensure social distancing from the next table. 1.4806 0.03123 439 267 133 39
204 'People weren't taking social distancing seriously, so we built a moat around every table.' 1.4806 0.03206 439 272 123 44
205 We’re fostering him while the lagoons at Disney World are closed. 1.4805 0.03249 437 273 118 46
206 Look. I told you. No shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4804 0.03271 433 271 116 46
207 He suggests that you order the jumbo mixed grill for two. 1.4801 0.03237 427 264 121 42
208 It's been happening ever since Lacoste opened an outlet next store. 1.4795 0.03232 440 275 119 46
209 Can I interest you in our catch of the day? 1.4792 0.03292 432 272 113 47
210 Mr Smiley thinks that 35% is a very fair tip rate 1.4778 0.03304 427 269 112 46
211 He's been pretty well behaved ever since the chihuahua incident. 1.4774 0.03252 421 261 119 41
212 She'll be what I'm having. 1.4771 0.03442 415 267 98 50
213 Don't forget the tip. 1.4760 0.03263 416 258 118 40
214 One more word and it's back to Mar-a-lago. 1.4760 0.03486 416 271 92 53
215 I laundered my Lacoste and two months later, he came out of the washing machine. 1.4760 0.03402 416 266 102 48
216 To get rid of him, just say "See you later." 1.4760 0.03535 416 274 86 56
217 Don’t feed him, no matter how cutely he begs. 1.4757 0.03490 370 231 102 37
218 He use to be Trump’s Chief of Staff 1.4747 0.03475 415 270 93 52
219 Social distancing, Wally! 1.4745 0.03190 411 256 113 36
220 That's Allie, our social distancing agent. 1.4745 0.03449 411 265 97 49
221 We hired him after they drained the swamp. 1.4745 0.03291 411 256 115 40
222 That is not six feet buster! 1.4743 0.03462 409 264 96 49
223 We specialize in swamp-to-table. 1.4739 0.03447 403 258 99 46
224 Tipping is optional, but encouraged. 1.4739 0.03244 403 247 121 35
225 He knows “sit up” and “roll over” but we are having issues with “shake hands.” 1.4738 0.03387 401 253 106 42
226 The restroom is just through there ma'am, however the uplift in recent toilet paper theft has forced us to increase security measures. 1.4729 0.03550 406 267 86 53
227 Don't pretend you don't know why the customers can't feed you anymore, Floyd." 1.4706 0.03524 391 253 92 46
228 It may be a coincidence, but he's never bothered a generous tipper. 1.4706 0.03372 391 245 108 38
229 It's been this way ever since Trump drained the swamp. 1.4704 0.03519 389 251 93 45
230 He helps us enforce the 6 foot rule 1.4704 0.03325 389 241 113 35
231 I’m so sorry. I mixed up your orders. Which one of you had the live antelope? 1.4704 0.03472 389 251 94 44
232 I think that’s the longest he’s ever held that high C! 1.4694 0.03517 392 254 92 46
233 That’s the complaint department. 1.4694 0.03267 392 241 118 33
234 Table scraps? Nah. It turns out they can be taught how to smell 15% tippers! 1.4694 0.03267 392 241 118 33
235 Audrey, too soon. AFTER they pay. 1.4688 0.03456 384 244 100 40
236 He’s a service gator, you know, a gator-aid. 1.4677 0.03377 387 243 107 37
237 I'm your waiter, Gary, and that's your gator, Jax. We used to have a big problem with pigeons on the patio. 1.4677 0.02838 387 257 103 27
238 I think he'd like to bayou a drink. 1.4670 0.03508 379 243 95 41
239 Violate social distancing one more time and you're a handbag. 1.4670 0.03448 379 242 98 39
240 Oh that? This place used to be a handbag factory. 1.4670 0.03428 379 239 103 37
241 And this is why we have no problem with diners bringing in small dogs." 1.4667 0.03454 375 242 93 40
242 I said, IN A WHILE!! 1.4659 0.03529 367 234 95 38
243 You wanna talk to my manager? THAT'S my manager 1.4658 0.03360 380 237 109 34
244 You think a virus is the only thing Spring Breakers brought back from Florida? 1.4656 0.03515 378 243 94 41
245 He’s an alligator so don’t be fooled by his crocodile tears. 1.4656 0.03434 378 239 102 37
246 And that's how we enforce social distancing. 1.4640 0.03391 375 235 106 34
247 Pay no attention to that gator behind you; everything he says is a croc! 1.4638 0.03446 373 236 101 36
248 Pay no mind. They're crocodile tears. 1.4630 0.03500 365 232 97 36
249 Into your elbow! 1.4620 0.03521 368 236 94 38
250 They say fear heightens your sense of smell and taste. 1.4617 0.03384 366 228 107 31
251 You swallowed your mask again, didn't you." 1.4617 0.03619 366 239 85 42
252 Without him, people just don't obey the social distancing guidelines. 1.4617 0.03514 366 234 95 37
253 Dinner for one? Or one for dinner? 1.4617 0.03514 366 234 95 37
254 We used to have a koi pond. 1.4607 0.03310 356 217 114 25
255 You said see you later alligator. His personal pronoun is crocodile. 1.4601 0.03556 363 234 91 38
256 '' He's saying he recognises your shoes" 1.4598 0.03394 361 225 106 30
257 I'm your waiter and he's your gator. He's part of our new sustainability and recycling program and will take whatever you don't eat. 1.4598 0.03527 361 231 94 36
258 We’ve finally moved to truly sustainable composting. 1.4598 0.03505 361 230 96 35
259 No,she said close to the elevator. 1.4598 0.03592 361 234 88 39
260 Al here will be your gator for this evening 1.4598 0.03592 361 234 88 39
261 And let me know if you'd like some gator-aid. 1.4592 0.03592 355 229 89 37
262 He helps keep our establishment child-free. 1.4592 0.03131 355 245 80 30
263 He might know where your dog went. 1.4589 0.03585 353 227 90 36
264 He wants to buy you a drink. 1.4589 0.03673 353 231 82 40
265 Well, you did say that you'd see him later 1.4589 0.03539 353 225 94 34
266 Does that sound like your little dog's bark? 1.4587 0.03622 351 227 87 37
267 We’re using a new organic waste disposal system. 1.4579 0.03584 356 230 89 37
268 Six feet. No discussion. 1.4579 0.03606 356 231 87 38
269 When we said we’re casual, even Crocs are allowed, we meant as in dress code. 1.4579 0.03562 356 229 91 36
270 Lyle, six feet away, and put the mask back on! 1.4579 0.03584 356 230 89 37
271 He wants to know if you taste like chicken. 1.4566 0.03567 346 221 92 33
272 It’s weird, he gets fatter when tips are small. Just sayin’. 1.4564 0.03534 344 218 95 31
273 I'm still waiting on my order. Exactly how long is "a while"? 1.4564 0.03652 344 223 85 36
274 LATER . . .later. 1.4563 0.03524 355 227 94 34
275 Don’t make eye contact or you’ll never get rid of him. They’re worse than seagulls. 1.4556 0.03450 349 219 101 29
276 We have one rule. Feed him, and he goes home with you. 1.4556 0.03544 349 223 93 33
277 He snaps at customers so we don't have to. 1.4556 0.03378 349 224 91 30
278 You WILL leave us a good Yelp review, right? 1.4556 0.03521 349 222 95 32
279 Your credit card was denied. You need to talk with Bob. 1.4553 0.03559 347 222 92 33
280 He recommends the duck à l'orange. It's his favorite. 1.4553 0.03041 347 224 97 26
281 Let me tell you about our fresh catch of the day. 1.4553 0.03651 347 226 84 37
282 He just showed up at the door one day. I haven't been able to get close enough to see if he's microchipped 1.4540 0.03573 337 217 88 32
283 Sorry we had to seat you next to the garbage disposal. 1.4529 0.03387 340 210 106 24
284 We suggest 20% after tax, but whatever you feel is fair. 1.4518 0.03547 332 210 94 28
285 Oh, that's Zelda. She's expecting a food critic. 1.4518 0.03598 332 212 90 30
286 Cat cafés are so mainstream. 1.4515 0.03587 330 210 91 29
287 Our pescatarian option. 1.4513 0.03768 308 198 81 29
288 That better be a service animal 1.4507 0.03721 335 220 79 36
289 He was hired for social distancing. 1.4507 0.03599 335 215 89 31
290 I don’t care if you’re from a freshwater environment cough into your elbow 1.4507 0.03793 335 225 70 40
291 I told you, no begging at the table. 1.4505 0.03589 333 213 90 30
292 Patience, Al. It’s in your own interest we serve her first, and you know it. 1.4505 0.03564 333 212 92 29
293 You don’t need to feed it, but most do. 1.4505 0.03539 333 211 94 28
294 What part of "see you later" don't you get. 1.4505 0.03589 333 213 90 30
295 Our catch of the day is the Croc Monsieur. 1.4505 0.03689 333 217 82 34
296 Slowly put that turtle soup on the floor. It's his order. 1.4505 0.03539 333 211 94 28
297 We call it “Swamp-To-Table” 1.4492 0.03678 325 210 84 31
298 Sir, please cough into your elbow. 1.4492 0.03652 325 209 86 30
299 Six feet seemed inadequate - so we added a moat. 1.4489 0.03588 323 205 91 27
300 He has the wifi password. 1.4486 0.03814 321 212 74 35
301 Don’t bother begging; she’s vegan 1.4482 0.03627 328 211 87 30
302 Hey, six feet mister. 1.4482 0.03549 328 208 93 27
303 We call it Gator Aid. 1.4479 0.03669 326 211 84 31
304 Uh. I don't think you're going to need that doggie bag after all, ma'am. 1.4479 0.03202 326 221 81 24
305 No, of course we don’t have an alligator. That’s a crocodile. 1.4479 0.03643 326 210 86 30
306 He suffers from separation anxiety. 1.4479 0.03820 326 217 72 37
307 It turns the tables faster. 1.4475 0.03526 324 204 95 25
308 I'm sorry, ma'am, but I have to ask you to leave. Your 'personal support animal' just ate one of the busboys. 1.4455 0.03850 321 217 66 38
309 don’t worry about Al, he’s just here to ensure a social distance is maintained between tables 1.4455 0.03548 321 203 93 25
310 Just ignore him. He laughs at everything. 1.4455 0.03682 321 208 83 30
311 Which one of you ordered the waitress ? 1.4455 0.03602 321 205 89 27
312 This used to be a Rainforest Cafe. 1.4448 0.03606 317 202 89 26
313 Why are you surprised? The menu says that alligator bites are a house specialty. 1.4441 0.03694 313 202 83 28
314 He wants his shoes back. 1.4434 0.03584 309 195 91 23
315 I thought I said later, Alligator! 1.4434 0.03213 309 208 76 25
316 Fierce yes, but he's never met a guest he didn't like. 1.4434 0.03584 309 195 91 23
317 welcome to Florida 1.4434 0.03671 309 198 85 26
318 I didn't feel comfortable leaving him home alone with my cat. 1.4434 0.03728 309 200 81 28
319 All emotional support crocodiles must be on a leash 1.4434 0.03642 309 197 87 25
320 Service alligator, really? 1.4434 0.03495 309 192 97 20
321 Social distancing only applies to humans, so you're fine. 1.4427 0.03685 314 203 83 28
322 I said LATER 1.4423 0.03646 312 200 86 26
323 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4423 0.03838 312 207 72 33
324 He enforces our 'No Pets' policy. 1.4423 0.03729 312 203 80 29
325 It's OK...he's been tested. 1.4423 0.03589 312 198 90 24
326 He always recommends the partially decomposed deer carcass, but most customers prefer the house salad. 1.4423 0.03646 312 200 86 26
327 We charge an arm and a leg. 1.4422 0.03722 303 195 82 26
328 The outbreak has forced us to substitute fresh-caught with sewer-raised. 1.4407 0.03761 295 193 76 26
329 Yeah, but he *thinks* he's a seal. 1.4404 0.03902 302 201 69 32
330 Easy now. She’s a good tipper. 1.4404 0.03470 302 189 94 19
331 Does your emotional support alligator want anything? 1.4404 0.03846 302 199 73 30
332 It keeps our diners six feet apart. 1.4404 0.03640 302 192 87 23
333 We just hired him, he's in charge of social distancing. 1.4400 0.03687 300 207 62 31
334 I'll have what she's having, after she has it. 1.4393 0.03929 305 205 66 34
335 Don't mean to hurry you, but I think he's waiting for your table. 1.4385 0.03767 301 196 78 27
336 He thinks that he is related to your purse" 1.4385 0.03617 301 191 88 22
337 Don't be nervous -- he eats here all the time! 1.4373 0.03666 295 188 85 22
338 Don’t mind him, he’s used to measure social distancing. 1.4367 0.03129 300 201 77 22
339 Don't worry, it's a dry cough you need to be concerned about. 1.4362 0.03822 298 196 74 28
340 I said I would see you later! 1.4358 0.03750 296 192 79 25
341 Your emotional support animal just ate our busboy. 1.4354 0.03829 294 196 71 27
342 There was a reason this table was free. 1.4354 0.03829 294 193 74 27
343 So what'll it be? Pull my finger or wrestle that gator? 1.4354 0.03889 294 203 58 33
344 Relax, she's not wearing that kind of shoe. 1.4354 0.03829 294 193 74 27
345 The lady at table 9 is complaining that your support alligator ate her support husband. 1.4354 0.03705 294 189 82 23
346 Actually, those aren't genuine tears. 1.4354 0.03798 294 192 76 26
347 You're awfully noisy for someone raised on a golf course. 1.4354 0.03768 294 191 78 25
348 For the last time, there is no ‘Capt. Hook Special’ 1.4336 0.03904 286 189 70 27
349 We haven't had a single dine and dash since we hired Al. 1.4331 0.03987 284 190 65 29
350 The gator is available grilled, blackened or belting out a blues tune in G. 1.4331 0.04048 284 192 61 31
351 That’s actually a misconception! We can see you later or after a while. It depends on our schedule. 1.4331 0.03860 284 186 73 25
352 This isn’t even the most Florida thing that’s happened to me today. 1.4330 0.03855 291 192 72 27
353 That is our new rapid composting program. 1.4330 0.03886 291 193 70 28
354 This is the last time I'm going to tell you, we serve alligator , but not alligators 1.4330 0.03825 291 191 74 26
355 I’ll have the woman, raw. Hold the chair. 1.4330 0.03794 291 190 76 25
356 'I've told you, snappy hour finishes at 7.' 1.4325 0.03748 289 187 79 23
357 If you can't finish your meal, Al will finish it for you. If you do finish your meal, watch your back. 1.4325 0.03780 289 188 77 24
358 I apologize. I said, "see you later" I meant, "in a while." 1.4325 0.03936 289 193 67 29
359 Our regular security guard is in quarantine. 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
360 I'll see you later. 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
361 Will I see you later or in a while? 1.4316 0.03944 285 190 67 28
362 Yeah, we've moved past composting. 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
363 I'm finishing my shift, so my colleague will be taking care of you. 1.4316 0.03913 285 189 69 27
364 Not to alarm you, but I don’t think that’s your seeing eye dog. 1.4316 0.03975 285 191 65 29
365 He only emerges when I come within six feet 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
366 He'll have what you're having. 1.4316 0.03849 285 187 73 25
367 No, she is not on the take-out menu! 1.4316 0.03913 285 189 69 27
368 Our chef has a very unique solution to avoid customer complaints. 1.4316 0.02854 285 205 64 16
369 He's not hungry. He just wants to be petted. 1.4316 0.03849 285 187 73 25
370 Generalized anxiety was becoming passe. 1.4312 0.04228 276 191 51 34
371 The alligator soup takes a little longer to prepare. 1.4311 0.03803 283 184 76 23
372 As you can see the gator is fresh. 1.4311 0.03617 283 186 76 21
373 THIS is what happens when you don't drain the swamp 1.4311 0.03932 283 188 68 27
374 No! Only one customer a day! 1.4311 0.03932 283 188 68 27
375 I don't understand it either. He just showed up a few days ago and hasn't done anything but sing old show tunes. 1.4301 0.03773 279 180 78 21
376 He’s in charge of complaints. 1.4296 0.03791 277 179 77 21
377 That used to be the smoking section, but we've since pivoted it to be exclusively for Yelp reviewers. 1.4296 0.03650 277 185 69 23
378 The alligator is to die for. 1.4296 0.03960 277 184 67 26
379 Don't worry. That's not a "dry cough". 1.4296 0.03825 277 182 72 23
380 Crocodile Rock again. He thinks he's Elton John. 1.4291 0.04144 275 188 56 31
381 It's okay, he's vegan. 1.4291 0.03941 282 188 67 27
382 He said he’d like to try your spare ribs. 1.4281 0.03981 278 186 65 27
383 He'll have you. 1.4275 0.03799 276 179 76 21
384 We've introduced social distancing gators in order to ensure the safety of our guests. 1.4275 0.03799 276 179 76 21
385 Don't blame me - it wasn't my idea to drain the swamp. 1.4275 0.03834 276 191 57 28
386 No, she does not taste like chicken. 1.4275 0.03834 276 180 74 22
387 I SAID see you LATER Alligator! 1.4275 0.04195 276 191 52 33
388 If he asks to join you, say no. He never picks up the check. 1.4275 0.03969 276 184 66 26
389 The tip is entirely at your discretion. 1.4270 0.04023 274 184 63 27
390 We get 'em straight from the sewers, so you know they're fresh. 1.4254 0.03912 268 176 70 22
391 I'm the waiter, alligator. 1.4254 0.03876 268 175 72 21
392 Same idea as a lobster tank. At other Trump resorts we have baby seal, polar bear, turtle, and shark fin. 1.4254 0.04155 268 183 56 29
393 Ignore that. 1.4254 0.03912 268 176 70 22
394 Whatcha doing? You know you're not allowed to have people food! 1.4254 0.03983 268 178 66 24
395 No, he likes you, it's just that the last customer who sat there had a crocodile bag. 1.4254 0.03691 268 170 82 16
396 Bus your own table, scraps go there. Oh, watch your hands. 1.4249 0.03791 273 177 76 20
397 Croc au vin is the specialty of the house. 1.4249 0.03826 273 178 74 21
398 As you can see, our new refuse disposal system is now totally green -- with a yellowish under-belly. 1.4249 0.03965 273 182 66 25
399 Not yet, Ralph. We still haven't seen what size tip she leaves. 1.4249 0.03861 273 179 72 22
400 I think he wants what you're having. 1.4249 0.03719 273 175 80 18
401 The whole alligators in the sewers thing is a myth. That's actually a crocodile. 1.4248 0.03878 266 176 68 22
402 Well yes, that is one way to keep people at a 6ft distance. 1.4244 0.03810 271 176 75 20
403 Quit bothering the customers or I am going to ask the chef to add Cajun dishes to the menu. 1.4244 0.03881 271 178 71 22
404 Yes, our alligator soup is fresh. 1.4244 0.03845 271 177 73 21
405 He only eats vegans. 1.4244 0.03881 271 185 62 24
406 We recommend that you remain at least 6 feet away from one another at all times. 1.4244 0.03737 271 174 79 18
407 We call him Tipwell. 1.4244 0.03810 271 176 75 20
408 Yes, ma’am, new state law says we’re allowed to provide plastic straws to any customer willing to cross that moat to get them. 1.4226 0.04084 265 179 60 26
409 No Croque Madame for you! 1.4219 0.04150 256 173 58 25
410 He also does a pretty mean "I Did It My Way." 1.4202 0.03949 257 169 68 20
411 Yes, we recycle everything. 1.4198 0.03782 262 169 76 17
412 It's our catch of the day. 1.4198 0.03782 262 169 76 17
413 She lives on table scraps; but she lives for bad tippers. 1.4198 0.03821 262 170 74 18
414 This is the reason we’re out of the salmon, by the way. 1.4186 0.03860 258 168 72 18
415 Ma’am didn’t you come here with three children? 1.4186 0.04013 258 172 64 22
416 No begging, Royce, and stop giving her ‘I just ate a puppy dog’ eyes. 1.4186 0.04051 258 173 62 23
417 Medium rare, rare, or endangered? 1.4186 0.03937 258 170 68 20
418 Just remember to keep your hands above the table at all times. 1.4186 0.03781 258 166 76 16
419 This one bites from behind. He's called a 'talegator' 1.4186 0.04268 258 179 50 29
420 We found that spacing the tables out wasn't enough .. 1.4186 0.04051 258 173 62 23
421 We find they really help enforce social distancing here. 1.4153 0.04145 248 170 54 24
422 I really can’t say that draining the swamp has helped our business much. 1.4153 0.04203 248 169 55 24
423 Didn’t I tell you I’d see you later? 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
424 He helps with social distancing between tables. 1.4153 0.04242 248 170 53 25
425 He enforces the social distancing policy. 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
426 Right? I thought the same, but it's a crocodile, not an alligator. 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
427 We take our social distancing VERY seriously 1.4153 0.04203 248 169 55 24
428 Our policy requires that service alligators must be leashed. 1.4153 0.04004 248 164 65 19
429 You were the one who didn't want to sit under the AC vent. 1.4153 0.03963 248 163 67 18
430 The good news is we no longer have a rodent problem. 1.4153 0.03795 248 159 75 14
431 Believe it or not, it’s a lot cheaper than composting. 1.4153 0.03922 248 162 69 17
432 He's our founder- Ray Croc 1.4150 0.04028 253 169 63 21
433 Don't feed him. He's not allowed to beg. 1.4150 0.03988 253 168 65 20
434 What part of “see you later” don’t you understand? 1.4150 0.03869 253 170 64 19
435 He helps with social distancing. 1.4150 0.03703 253 161 79 13
436 The architect and the wildlife biologist settled on this compromise after four bottles of sake. 1.4150 0.04292 253 176 49 28
437 She called for the waiter, not the 'gater! 1.4150 0.04105 253 171 59 23
438 I'm sorry. He's just trying to encourage people to stay at home. 1.4150 0.03745 253 162 77 14
439 Cover that cough! 1.4150 0.03988 253 172 59 22
440 I told you it would cost an arm and a leg. 1.4150 0.04143 253 172 57 24
441 Of course, you don't have to tip 20%. 1.4143 0.04089 251 169 60 22
442 Sorry, no emotional support animals allowed. 1.4137 0.03868 249 167 63 19
443 We have not received a single bad online review, ever 1.4137 0.03868 249 162 71 16
444 Is that a support alligator? 1.4137 0.03868 249 162 71 16
445 We're going with a greener garbage disposal option. 1.4137 0.04032 249 166 63 20
446 You're the one who said to 'make it snappy'. 1.4137 0.04190 249 170 55 24
447 Compost goes in the bin behind you. 1.4137 0.04032 249 166 63 20
448 I already told you--no shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4137 0.04072 249 167 61 21
449 I know it’s your favorite table, but she had a reservation. 1.4137 0.04151 249 169 57 23
450 I'm sorry, miss, but that is not a service animal. 1.4137 0.03992 249 165 65 19
451 We have an organic food waste disposal system. 1.4137 0.03951 249 164 67 18
452 He's just here to keep New Yorkers out. 1.4137 0.04266 249 172 51 26
453 Which one of you ordered the water buffalo? 1.4137 0.04341 249 174 47 28
454 Ma'am, you'll need to leave him outside, unless he's an emotional support gator. 1.4130 0.03165 247 176 58 13
455 We’re allowed to stay open because wacky restaurants with one incongruous element are classified as an essential service. 1.4130 0.04252 247 170 52 25
456 Your tears don't work with us 1.4130 0.03972 247 163 66 18
457 No, you've already had your diner for today! 1.4130 0.03889 247 161 70 16
458 We suggest a tip of at least twenty percent. 1.4130 0.03803 247 159 74 14
459 So will I be seeing you later or in a while? 1.4122 0.04118 245 167 56 22
460 He solved our rodent problem, and now he's taken a liking to our customers. 1.4115 0.03930 243 159 68 16
461 We have a zero-waste policy, so give any left-overs to him. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
462 I told you, you don't clear the tables until they're done. 1.4098 0.02904 244 176 51 17
463 It's our new bio-composter...and eventually, a handbag. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
464 The premium menu would have cost an arm and a leg. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
465 This little guy is just here to make sure you maintain a safe six foot distance from the next table over. 1.4098 0.04003 244 162 64 18
466 Care to edit that Yelp review? 1.4098 0.04003 244 162 64 18
467 For the last time, Clyde, I agree that 'urban legend' is a hurtful and demeaning expression. 1.4098 0.04045 244 167 56 21
468 most people just come here for a quick bite. 1.4098 0.04045 244 163 62 19
469 The cafe added them to enforce a safe distance between tables, but now we've got to teach them to stop begging. 1.4098 0.04087 244 166 57 21
470 It's okay. He comes in every day at this time for a bite. 1.4098 0.03764 244 159 71 14
471 Don't give him the spinach, you don't have to brush his teeth. 1.4098 0.03362 244 171 59 14
472 You can ignore him -- for a while. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
473 Tipping is 'appreciated' if you know what'I mean. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
474 It’s across the moat and down the hall on the left. 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
475 You can take that up with the manager right there. 1.4098 0.03557 244 168 63 13
476 That's tonight's special: the croq au vin. 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
477 Not yet. She might still leave a tip. 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
478 For the last time, snappy hour doesn't start until five. 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
479 It's our way of ensuring social distancing between tables 1.4098 0.03875 244 159 70 15
480 He claims you’re wearing his brother. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
481 Second time today he has tried to escape the croc-pot! 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
482 Yes, the social distancing moat is new. 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
483 Feel free to write down your complaint and put it in our suggestion croc. 1.4093 0.04084 237 158 61 18
484 That's our new swamp-to-table selection. 1.4093 0.03905 237 154 69 14
485 Tastes just like chicken? Don't make him laugh. 1.4093 0.04084 237 158 61 18
486 Please don't talk about your new shoes. He's very sensitive. 1.4093 0.03859 237 157 64 15
487 He's just admiring your crocs. 1.4093 0.04040 237 157 63 17
488 Let me explain about our fresh 'Catch of the Day'. You have to catch it yourself. 1.4093 0.04040 237 157 63 17
489 This is the catch of the day 1.4093 0.04040 237 156 63 17
490 Solomon, down! She's paying. 1.4093 0.04128 237 159 59 19
491 Since we decided to keep our restaurant open, we thought we would offer our customers something less frightening than contracting the coronavirus and giving it to their grandparents. 1.4093 0.04128 237 159 59 19
492 When you’re finished, please put your compostables in the alligator. 1.4093 0.04128 237 159 59 19
493 She only does that when we serve turtle soup. 1.4093 0.02684 237 173 49 15
494 I already told you I’d see you later!” 1.4093 0.03996 237 156 65 16
495 don't worry; he's vegan 1.4091 0.04110 242 163 59 20
496 It wouldn't cost you an arm and a leg to give him your sushi 1.4091 0.03873 242 162 63 17
497 These social distancing measures are really getting out of hand 1.4091 0.04068 242 162 61 19
498 We accept finger tips 1.4083 0.03916 240 167 54 19
499 We ran out of lobsters 1.4076 0.04283 238 167 47 24
500 It is not really being on a diet if you eat everyone. 1.4076 0.04241 238 163 53 22
501 He always does that when we play Crocodile Rock. 1.4076 0.04071 238 161 58 19
502 He, too, would recommend the seared catfish. 1.4076 0.04324 238 165 49 24
503 Despite the bravado, he is a very picky eater. 1.4076 0.04027 238 163 55 20
504 I believe he knew your dinner. 1.4076 0.03983 238 157 65 16
505 He'll be back with your order in a snap. 1.4068 0.03960 236 155 66 15
506 You aren't lying when you say service here is snappy. 1.4068 0.04138 236 159 58 19
507 Our spice vendor confused cumin and caiman again. 1.4068 0.04094 236 158 60 18
508 And now Al will tell you about the non-vegan specials. 1.4068 0.01339 236 171 56 9
509 It just helps with social distancing. 1.4068 0.04266 236 162 52 22
510 It's how we ensure social distancing. 1.4068 0.04308 236 163 50 23
511 Humor him. In the alligator community, being able to do "crocodile tears" is a big deal. 1.4068 0.04050 236 157 62 17
512 That's the way out for customers that don't leave a tip. 1.4068 0.04138 236 159 58 19
513 And that’s why we’re not puppy-friendly. 1.4068 0.04224 236 161 54 21
514 He recommends the antelope. 1.4068 0.03914 236 154 68 14
515 And that's the reason we're all out of frogs' legs and coq au vin 1.4068 0.04005 236 156 64 16
516 Don't feed him. It only encourages his begging. 1.4068 0.04094 236 158 60 18
517 Yeah, but you don't see any mice now, do you? 1.4060 0.04050 234 158 58 18
518 We wanted the restaurant to be more Instagrammable. 1.4035 0.04415 228 159 46 23
519 That section is reserved for food critics. 1.4034 0.04172 233 158 56 19
520 It's a good thing you're not wearing Lacoste. 1.4034 0.03944 233 153 66 14
521 Down, Ally; how many times have I told you not to beg at the table. 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
522 He seems happy now but later he'll be in a stew. 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
523 Yeaahh, if you don't tip him, he's just going to go on like that all night. 1.4034 0.03990 233 154 64 15
524 No, it’s ‘See you later, Carl.’ The name’s Carl. 1.4034 0.04127 233 157 58 18
525 He's here to enforce social distancing in the dining room. 1.4034 0.03944 233 153 66 14
526 You said you wanted to speak to the manager 1.4026 0.03175 231 176 42 13
527 It is not his tears I am worried about,its his droplets! 1.4026 0.04372 231 161 47 23
528 Sorry, we don’t have Gatorade 1.4026 0.03966 231 152 65 14
529 OK, so I'm wearing your cousin on my feet! 1.4026 0.02992 231 169 53 9
530 We've stepped up our "social distancing" measures. 1.4026 0.04106 231 155 59 17
531 We laid off our busboy, just throw it in the moat. 1.4026 0.04106 231 155 59 17
532 He eats first. 1.4017 0.03964 229 160 50 19
533 He likes your shoes. 1.4017 0.03940 229 150 66 13
534 It's the latest in garbage disposals. 1.4017 0.04399 229 160 46 23
535 I’m sorry, but we’ll need to see a doctor’s note for your Service Crocodile. 1.4009 0.04046 222 149 58 15
536 How do we uphold our Social Distancing rules you ask? 1.4009 0.04121 222 148 59 15
537 We take social distancing very seriously. 1.4009 0.04059 227 151 61 15
538 Didn't I say I'd see you later? 1.4009 0.04154 227 153 57 17
539 The President knows you're unemployed. Look, he's shedding tears for you. 1.4009 0.04201 227 154 55 18
540 Well, he thought it was funny! 1.4009 0.04382 227 161 43 23
541 He saying the chicken is fresh. 1.4009 0.04292 227 156 51 20
542 Relax. He's overjoyed that we are as endangered as he is. 1.4009 0.04382 227 158 47 22
543 First of all, it's a crocodile, not an alligator. 1.4009 0.04338 227 157 49 21
544 Well, this is awkward...that guy ordered 'you, medium rare.' 1.4009 0.04201 227 154 55 18
545 Sure, my manager is right over there. 1.4009 0.04338 227 157 49 21
546 Our boss went to some College in Florida. 1.4000 0.03780 225 144 72 9
547 Are you sure you want to send that back? 1.4000 0.03883 225 146 68 11
548 You said to make it snappy. 1.4000 0.04319 225 155 50 20
549 Not her, she tips well. 1.4000 0.03984 225 148 64 13
550 You know you need to wait until she finishes and pays. 1.4000 0.04131 225 151 58 16
551 Her previous owner let her beg at the table. 1.4000 0.03934 225 147 66 12
552 Yes, I'm an actor too, and no, I didn't see you in Peter Pan. 1.4000 0.03984 225 148 64 13
553 Welcome to Tampa! 1.4000 0.04082 225 150 60 15
554 It's either this or the table by the bathroom. 1.4000 0.04226 225 153 54 18
555 And our fresh seafood of the day is snapper. 1.4000 0.04179 225 152 56 17
556 You’re right! He’s not six feet away. 1.4000 0.04179 225 152 56 17
557 You go back and sit down. I told you it would be awhile, we're swamped. 1.4000 0.03181 225 162 48 15
558 Don’t be alarmed, he’s vegan. 1.3991 0.04155 223 150 57 16
559 Hey, cover your mouth when you cough. 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
560 Ally helps us enforce our social distancing rules. 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
561 You can go back to your storm drain. She ordered the chicken. 1.3991 0.04155 223 150 57 16
562 Ignore him. We close before high tide 1.3991 0.04057 223 148 61 14
563 Statistically, he's actually less dangerous that you'd think. 1.3991 0.04155 223 150 57 16
564 We had a dine-‘n-dash problem a couple of years ago. 1.3991 0.04251 223 152 53 18
565 Our croc pot is cooked to order 1.3982 0.04466 221 155 44 22
566 This is our social distancing protocol. His name is Pete. 1.3982 0.04419 221 154 46 21
567 Now listen Sweetheart, all you can eat day is tomorrow. 1.3982 0.03979 221 151 55 15
568 All I’m going to say is the suggested tip is 20% 1.3982 0.04081 221 147 60 14
569 We had a hippo, but this guy’s edgier. 1.3982 0.04277 221 151 52 18
570 Best scoot this way. Social distance for that one is 10 ft. 1.3982 0.03979 221 145 64 12
571 If you don’t like what you ordered, just throw it over your shoulder 1.3982 0.03820 221 142 70 9
572 Gatoraid? 1.3982 0.04180 221 149 56 16
573 He just likes to know where his next meal is coming from. 1.3982 0.03874 221 143 68 10
574 Don't worry, an urban legend can't hurt you. 1.3982 0.04277 221 151 52 18
575 This is Leslie and she'll be training with me today. 1.3955 0.03935 220 144 65 11
576 Hey Phil, the garbage disposal is acting up again! 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
577 I keep telling people to stop feeding the urban myth! 1.3945 0.04459 218 153 44 21
578 That is Ally, our new tip jar. 1.3945 0.04114 218 146 58 14
579 Now for your leftovers, we’ve ditched plastic and gone green. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
580 He’s our best customer. 1.3945 0.04165 218 147 56 15
581 What part of "see you later alligator" that you don't understand? 1.3945 0.04114 218 146 58 14
582 Don’t encourage him 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
583 Cheapest garbage disposal we've ever had. 1.3945 0.04266 218 149 52 17
584 It costs an arm and a leg to keep him fed. Care to contribute? 1.3935 0.03757 216 151 52 13
585 Tastes like chicken, but with a bite to it 1.3935 0.04139 216 145 57 14
586 Our dress code is casual. But no Crocs! 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
587 They drained the swamp. THAT is the Stimulus Package. 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
588 Due to budget cuts, Food Network and Animal Planet will now be sharing studio space. 1.3935 0.04536 216 153 41 22
589 Just ignore him. 1.3927 0.03370 219 163 38 18
590 He's been ill-tempered since that real estate developer promised to "drain the swamp” but absolutely hysterical since the Department of Justice ruled that he couldn't eat a sitting President. 1.3925 0.04164 214 149 49 16
591 ''On the bright side - it solved our rat problem'' 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
592 It’s to help the kids learn social distancing. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
593 As you can see, our alligator soup is definitely fresh! 1.3915 0.01921 212 160 42 10
594 It tastes just like chicken, I promise 1.3915 0.03970 212 139 63 10
595 She said, "see you later, alligater !" Now back into the kitchen! 1.3915 0.03856 212 149 50 13
596 I was here before her. 1.3915 0.04081 212 141 59 12
597 Don’t let it bother you, I’m up to my ass in them everyday. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
598 If you beg one more customer for the matzoh balls, it's back to the aquarium! 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
599 NO SOUP FOR YOU ! 1.3915 0.04548 212 150 41 21
600 He's part of Florida's new social distancing enforcement 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
601 Quarantine made politicians shed their human vessels 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
602 Just ignore him. He already gets all the leftovers. 1.3915 0.03393 212 142 63 7
603 And that is why all our members achieve their goals in the pool in a remarkably short time. 1.3915 0.04295 212 147 48 17
604 We took him in when his swamp got drained. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
605 and it's all completely fresh, now that we're Swamp to Table. 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
606 I hope you'll fill out the feedback survey on the back of your check. No pressure. 1.3915 0.04026 212 140 61 11
607 Crocodile tears will not get you a table 1.3915 0.03827 212 146 52 12
608 Please forgive the delay on your frites. The kitchen is swamped. 1.3915 0.03970 212 149 50 13
609 Just how is he "emotionally" supportive? 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
610 He's our social distancing steward. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
611 He gets to choose from the 5 worst tippers each week 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
612 We can stay open if we have an alligators between each table. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
613 If that's your service animal, where's his little yellow vest? 1.3915 0.04548 212 150 41 21
614 ...and we've totally upgraded our paleo options. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
615 I don’t eat it myself, but I’m told it’s like chicken. 1.3915 0.03491 212 145 59 8
616 It was this whole big marketing thing. But then, Snap ate Crackle and Pop. 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
617 The way it works is you grab the gator you like, and we cook it for you 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
618 We forgot to drain the swamp, again. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
619 Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
620 We’ve instructed him to remain at least six feet from the customers. 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
621 I'd order the frog legs for him. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
622 Sir! If you’re here for take out we have to put her in a box. 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
623 He’s here to help with social distancing. 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
624 And now for your entertainment, singing “Crocodile Rock”.... 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
625 We hired Frank here to help enforce social distancing. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
626 5 stars, ok? 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
627 He single-handedly cut dining and dashing by 80%." 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
628 As you can see our meat is locally sourced and table-fed. 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
629 Will your husband be joining us, Mrs. Hook 1.3915 0.04398 212 147 47 18
630 He takes requests...but I'd suggest you tip. 1.3915 0.02857 212 157 47 8
631 Excuse me but, you should be wearing a mask if you are going to be spreading your respiratory droplets. 1.3915 0.03189 212 157 42 13
632 Some restaurants offer only fish or lobsters live. 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
633 . . and then the house special is Snapper 1.3915 0.04054 212 146 53 13
634 He's my therapy gator. 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
635 We've gone all-organic with our disposal system. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
636 This is the lobster tank of the South. 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
637 If this is your first time visiting us there’s a caution statement I need to read. 1.3883 0.04378 206 142 48 16
638 It’s best to ignore him. He’s looking for attention. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
639 I've got to work. I said I'd see you 'LATER!' 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
640 Did you say,"waiter" or "gator"? 1.3883 0.04268 206 140 52 14
641 Listen, you and I both know you don't like women! 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
642 He insists he's unable to cough into his elbow. 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
643 I blame Global Warming. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
644 Leave her alone. You’ve had enough treats for one day. 1.3883 0.04212 206 139 54 13
645 It’s what makes this a “Florida-style” café. 1.3883 0.04268 206 140 52 14
646 We should really get him a mask. 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
647 Let’s try this; see ya later. 1.3854 0.04389 205 142 47 16
648 It's our new composting system, just toss him your leftovers. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
649 “The bad news is the washrooms are downstairs. The good news is they are spotlessly clean.” 1.3854 0.04136 205 142 49 14
650 Don't worry, he totally gets social distancing. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
651 Shoulda flushed him when he was little. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
652 Tell me, does the 'chef salad' include the chef? 1.3854 0.04497 205 144 43 18
653 We were having trouble enforcing social distancing until we hired this little guy. Problem solved. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
654 I said I'll see ya later! 1.3854 0.04165 205 138 55 12
655 I’ll have you know, we had alligator moats between tables before social distancing was popular. 1.3854 0.04165 205 138 55 12
656 Ok, but only if she doesn’t pay her bill. 1.3854 0.04279 205 140 51 14
657 We can’t get him to sing anything but scales. 1.3850 0.04409 200 138 47 15
658 Don't point at me. If you'd followed ADA regulations regarding railings, I wouldn't have fallen in. 1.3842 0.04527 203 143 42 18
659 For the last time, stop begging at the table. Your lunch will taste better once she’s finished her meal. 1.3842 0.03921 203 145 44 14
660 He takes both requests AND small mammals. 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
661 We used to have a problem with people staying too long after their meals. 1.3842 0.04133 203 136 56 11
662 The health department says we can’t wear open-toed shoes, so all the cooks ordered crocs 1.3838 0.04663 198 141 38 19
663 Would you like that crocodile to go? 1.3835 0.04425 206 144 45 17
664 Yes THAT is why we don’t serve Gatorade 1.3835 0.04063 206 147 43 16
665 I told you, for the 100th time, we don’t have people bites! 1.3835 0.04206 206 140 53 13
666 Actually, it's faster and more eco-friendly than composting 1.3835 0.04425 206 144 45 17
667 They can smell our turtle soup from a mile away 1.3835 0.04206 206 140 53 13
668 The alligator is fresh. 1.3831 0.04276 201 137 51 13
669 He's a reporter for Britbart 1.3831 0.04158 201 147 36 18
670 Al's helping us convert to a zero-waste policy. 1.3831 0.04217 201 136 53 12
671 We finally found an ecologically sound means of garbage disposal. 1.3831 0.04276 201 137 51 13
672 You’re sitting in his seat. 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
673 May I recommend the alligator? It has a certain bite to it. 1.3831 0.04158 201 140 47 14
674 Once you feed 'em you never get rid of them. 1.3827 0.03972 196 128 61 7
675 He handles all the mediation for our consumer disputes 1.3827 0.04468 196 136 45 15
676 Don’t give that guy the bathroom code. He hasn’t bought anything all day and his tears are fake. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
677 Sorry, we have a broken sewer line. 1.3827 0.04102 196 130 57 9
678 You should of thought of that before you ate your waitress 1.3819 0.04304 199 136 49 13
679 As long as you stay 6 feet away, you should be fine. 1.3819 0.04123 199 133 56 10
680 We've prepared for the next garbage strike. 1.3819 0.04029 199 144 39 16
681 People like to pick their lobster in the tank, so we just figured... 1.3819 0.04244 199 135 52 12
682 That's where we seat people with 'gluten sensitivities.' 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
683 Now pipe down, you. I did NOT say you taste like chicken! 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
684 Eat or be eaten. It's that simple. 1.3819 0.04362 199 137 48 14
685 Would you like our soup served in a bowl or in a croc? 1.3819 0.03803 199 143 43 13
686 You'd be surprised at how much less expensive he is than a garbage disposal. 1.3819 0.04123 199 133 56 10
687 The croc monsieur is terrific 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
688 The alligator is very fresh. 1.3819 0.04154 199 136 51 12
689 There are pros and cons to setting up shop in a mixed-use development. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
690 Relax, he’s forbidden to eat from the table. 1.3819 0.04184 199 134 54 11
691 The boss had him installed after one too many bad Yelp reviews. 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
692 You are what he’s having. 1.3819 0.04244 199 135 52 12
693 He's asking whether you're still working on it. 1.3819 0.04304 199 136 50 13
694 That's our personal distancer 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
695 Thought a gator pool would be more interesting than a lobster tank. 1.3814 0.04317 194 132 50 12
696 It wasn't our tuna salad that made you sick, it was that deer you swallowed whole. 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
697 Not to drop any hints, but please don't leave a bad Yelp review. 1.3795 0.03845 195 139 44 12
698 Oh him? He encourages our generous tip policy here. 1.3795 0.03775 195 145 34 16
699 I SAID: see ya later! 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
700 Snapper you said? 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
701 He was going to be on the menu, but we just fell in love with the adorable little fella. 1.3795 0.03980 195 132 54 9
702 Or for a small fee you can use the side door. 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
703 If you do curbside delivery, I'll take her." 1.3795 0.04653 195 139 38 18
704 That fella right there was locally-raised in the Gowanus Canal. 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
705 Your tip is subject to his approval 1.3795 0.02765 195 148 41 6
706 Everything is organic here including our garbage disposal. 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
707 Is she bothering you? 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
708 Go away! You're in the wrong cartoon. 1.3795 0.04710 195 140 36 19
709 How many times have I told you,'No begging.' 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
710 The special today is Alligator soup and steak combo, and for an extra $30 we can have your handbag ready by the time you finish dessert. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
711 I’ll let you know after she leaves her tip. 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
712 He’s very good for promoting social distancing. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
713 Enough with the crocodile tears. It isn't all about you. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
714 You're safer being closer to me than that server! 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
715 He seems to like your shoes. 1.3795 0.04046 195 129 58 8
716 How many times do I have to say it, I’ll see you later! 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
717 And he handles all customer complaints. 1.3795 0.04046 195 136 47 12
718 No, it's not Coronavirus. He just coughs to get attention. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
719 You won’t like this one, she’s vegan 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
720 So that’s your emotional support animal? 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
721 Our breakfast special today: croc-monsieur. 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
722 That’s not 6 feet 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
723 We replaced the lobster tank when we went Southern Style. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
724 Keep your distance. Alligators can’t wash their hands. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
725 Don't worry. Like most of our clientele, he's vegan. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
726 They grow up so fast, don’t they? I remember when he was so little and used to like to sit close to you on your polo shirt. 1.3795 0.04110 195 138 46 11
727 We are serving a different type of snapper tonight. 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
728 Hey You, sneeze into your elbow! 1.3795 0.04653 195 139 38 18
729 This is how we handle bad Yelp reviews. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
730 We just taught him how to yodel. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
731 I don’t care if he’s your support animal. He can’t have any more chickens. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
732 That’s an alligator, not a crocodile. You rarely see crocs in a Cuban restaurant north of Miami. 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
733 We serve this dish a la moat. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
734 And I thought the sharks at the bar were a hassle 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
735 He's enforcing the social distancing guidelines. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
736 I recommend the Croc Monsieur 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
737 And then he'll say "After awhile crocrodile." 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
738 And Snapchat here is our emotional support alligator. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
739 If you can catch him, your meal is free and we'll make you a brand new pair of shoes with matching handbag. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
740 She likes food that likes our food. 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
741 The service industry is not without its pitfalls. 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
742 He told you he’d see ya later... 1.3795 0.03879 195 138 46 11
743 He says it may taste like chicken, but it’s not chicken. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
744 You can get your phone on Tuesday. It happens more often than than you'd think. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
745 He thanks you for not ordering the special. 1.3795 0.04110 195 130 56 9
746 A gratuity of twenty-five percent is suggested. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
747 The sign says no Lacoste shoes for a reason, ma'am. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
748 No dessert till you’ve finished table nine.” 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
749 I've told you a hundred times, no begging at the table. 1.3782 0.04510 193 135 43 15
750 Frankly, 'Pick Your Own Lobster' was getting a little boring. 1.3770 0.04228 191 129 52 10
751 'He's here to remind you to leave a tip.' 1.3770 0.04481 191 133 44 12
752 He'll look cute and beg, but please don't feed him. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
753 and make it snappy! 1.3770 0.04228 191 129 52 10
754 And that's today's special. 1.3770 0.04027 191 126 58 7
755 You give me any more shit about my apron, I swear to Moses, I will go Steve Irwin on your ass. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
756 Oh him, Frank's my comfort alligator. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
757 Either I get 20%, or he does. 1.3757 0.04321 189 129 49 11
758 No, you can't eat her. But if we can find the architect, the sewer commissioner, or even the cartoonist, you can eat him. 1.3757 0.04755 189 136 35 18
759 They only start to show up when the hippos leave. 1.3757 0.04188 189 134 42 13
760 He is just here for karaoke night. He does the best Crocodile Rock! 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
761 Amazon Delivery is kaput. Meet Amazon Disposal. 1.3757 0.04635 189 134 39 16
762 Don’t worry he’s 6 feet away from you so there’s no chance you’re at risk. 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
763 Don’t worry, he’s vegan. 1.3757 0.03838 189 134 46 9
764 That’s the snapper! 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
765 Your date just ate the bus boy 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
766 I hope that wasn't your emotional support dog. 1.3757 0.04695 189 135 37 17
767 Don’t worry, he’s not a humanitarian. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
768 Happy Birthday, dear Marla . . . 1.3757 0.04872 189 138 31 20
769 It never fails. He flips out every time someone order a crock of soup. 1.3757 0.04449 189 131 45 13
770 Mind the gap. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
771 Any interest in our swamp to table desserts? 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
772 I'd tip me if I were you. 1.3757 0.04120 189 126 55 8
773 You can feed him wrestle him eat him or wear him 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
774 Don't feed him, or he'll follow you home. 1.3757 0.04255 189 128 51 10
775 The alligator pit is reserved for people who take photos of their food. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
776 It’s more environmentally friendly than composting. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
777 He is asking if you are his takeout order. 1.3757 0.04695 189 135 37 17
778 He drops by for a quick bite. 1.3757 0.04449 189 131 45 13
779 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - I'll see you later! 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
780 And that's our catch of the day. 1.3743 0.04382 187 131 43 13
781 He always dines alone...evidently nobody wants to be seen with crocs in public." 1.3743 0.04283 187 127 50 10
782 There's no need to snap at me, your bisque will be right out. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
783 No shirt, no shoes, no service. And I don’t count crocs. 1.3743 0.04076 187 136 37 14
784 Please consider your tip carefully. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
785 He’s just saying goodbye. That’s our, “See You Later” alligator. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
786 When you pay your bill, the trap door closes. We had a dine-and-dash problem. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
787 people usually give him a little something. 1.3743 0.04283 187 127 50 10
788 I'm sorry... but that is NOT 6 feet! 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
789 He doesn't bite. 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
790 At our diner, social distancing between patrons at different tables is not optional. 1.3743 0.04146 187 125 54 8
791 Funny, he rarely sings any Elton John. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
792 We brought him in to ensure social distancing between tables. 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
793 She’s waiting for your table, but, no hurry 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
794 Helps our tables turnover faster. 1.3743 0.04146 187 125 54 8
795 It's farm-to-table a la Florida. 1.3743 0.04349 187 130 45 12
796 Hey, it’s no New York- but here in Tampa, you can still get dinner and a show. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
797 You ordered the snapper, right? 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
798 that's close enough. at least six feet. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
799 I'll have what she's having. Because I'm going to eat her as soon as she's finished. 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
800 Remember, Al - you gotta stay back six feet! 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
801 What did I say, man? I'll see you LATER. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
802 That is not on the menu.........yet. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
803 Cool it! This is a paying customer with no ill-mannered children. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
804 Don’t worry. He’s six feet away. 1.3743 0.04215 187 126 52 9
805 Yeah, and this is our new waste-disposal system. Green too, of course. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
806 Yes, our alligator is the freshest in town. 1.3743 0.04283 187 127 50 10
807 Ok, waiter, I'll have the brunette. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
808 He can stay as long as he’s an emotional support crocodile. 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
809 Since they drained the swamp, that's our special. 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
810 Aht...six feet, please. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
811 We’re a port city, every restaurant has them 1.3743 0.04146 187 125 54 8
812 Don't mind him. He's just here to enforce social distancing. 1.3743 0.02927 187 139 43 5
813 He's a biodiversity hire 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
814 Just don't be tempted to feed him when he looks at you with his puppy-dog eyes. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
815 Look, she’s almost finished . We’ll call you when your table is ready. 1.3723 0.04265 188 128 50 10
816 If I don't get a tip, he does. 1.3716 0.04340 183 125 47 10
817 Actually he's pretty good at Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
818 Compost over there. 1.3710 0.04224 186 130 40 13
819 People won't respect social distancing unless you enforce it. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
820 It's a new social distancing technique. 1.3710 0.04013 186 129 45 10
821 I don't care that he followed you home from the golf course, we can't keep him. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
822 Ignore him. He always does that when he wants to go for a walk. 1.3710 0.04013 186 130 47 9
823 So, you're the one who gave us a bad Yelp review. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
824 Thank you for your interest in our table-to-farm concept. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
825 Twenty percent gratuity is highly recommended. 1.3710 0.04293 186 127 49 10
826 Leave her alone, she's a good tipper. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
827 Don't listen to him, that's a crock! 1.3710 0.03865 186 133 42 11
828 She doesn't buy those crocodile tears any more than I do!!! 1.3710 0.03069 186 143 35 8
829 You asked for a seat in the "No Alligators" section. That's a crocodile. 1.3710 0.03712 186 134 41 11
830 And all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
831 Unfortunately, we don’t allow emotional support crocodiles outside of the pit. 1.3710 0.04084 186 127 51 8
832 As you can see, we're truly swamp to table. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
833 Our garbage disposal is broken” 1.3696 0.04456 184 128 44 12
834 You think that's exciting, Geico's been serving the community for over 75 years. 1.3696 0.04252 184 125 50 9
835 Your companions left Mar-a-Lago for the Capitol yesterday! 1.3696 0.04840 184 134 32 18
836 Feeding him from the table will prove to be a bad habit. 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
837 You don't understand ... you ARE the special. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
838 We are trying a new preparation using a croc pot. 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
839 Leftovers and all plasticware go in there. We proudly support cutting edge sustainability. 1.3696 0.03848 184 132 40 11
840 Ignore him. He's just waiting for you to drop something. 1.3696 0.04252 184 125 50 9
841 It's our state-of-the-art green waste disposal unit! 1.3696 0.04456 184 128 44 12
842 It's the only way we can enforce social distancing between tables. 1.3690 0.04103 187 128 50 9
843 Yes, of course you can speak to the manager. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
844 Please don't feed him; he's on time-out. 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
845 It’s our new policy to ensure social distancing. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
846 And when you're done we've got a completely organic food disposal system. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
847 Down boy or you'll end up as shoes on Daddy's feet. 1.3681 0.02545 182 145 32 5
848 Good. thing you didn't bring your purse. 1.3681 0.04419 182 126 45 11
849 Watch this, Betty. I also taught him to say 'See you later.' 1.3681 0.04280 182 124 49 9
850 See you later, waiter.” “In a while, crocodile. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
851 I told you, "After a while." 1.3681 0.04280 182 124 49 9
852 Today’s special is green snapper 1.3681 0.04419 182 131 37 14
853 There you are, you rascal you! 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
854 6 feet Dale! 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
855 Just another day at this Denny's in Gainesville." 1.3681 0.04350 182 125 47 10
856 You explain meatless Monday to him! 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
857 I'm sorry,ma'am.Therapy animals require a certificate. 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
858 What have I told you about trying to eat customers BEFORE we find out how much they tip. 1.3681 0.03948 182 137 32 13
859 He's just looking for some toilet paper. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
860 Cuomo’s not messing around. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
861 The rent's much cheaper here, but it wasn't until we moved in that we found out why. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
862 Guess this one didn’t believe we’d give her an authentic Bayou experience. 1.3667 0.04519 180 128 39 13
863 Oh, he'll do anything for attention 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
864 He’s our social distancing mascot. 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
865 I recommend the tiramisu and no smiling. Never smile. 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
866 I'll have what she's having. No, wait, I'll just have her instead. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
867 Non-tipping will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3667 0.04450 180 127 41 12
868 Now that our menu is vegetarian we don't know what to do with him. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
869 And now you know why we call this place Captain Hook's. 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
870 Oh, the croc? That’s part of our new social distancing program. 1.3652 0.04410 178 123 45 10
871 Yes, you can have the leftovers but not not the customers 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
872 I am tired of giving in to him. No more Elton John! 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
873 A fly in your soup? You oughta see what’s in the basement. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
874 Damn you Jeremy! Cough on anyone one more time, I'll turn you into a handbag, I swear to god. 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
875 He really likes our small bites selections. 1.3652 0.04112 178 124 45 9
876 ...and our specials today are — take it away, Gary. 1.3652 0.04551 178 127 38 13
877 We found that people complained less with alligators around. 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
878 Would you mind if I just bring you the check? We're kinda swamped. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
879 Oh, him? No one's been able to figure out what he wants. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
880 That's where we keep the Wi-Fi password. 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
881 That's why I always stand on THIS side of the table. 1.3652 0.04263 178 121 49 8
882 No. She's not available for lunch. 1.3652 0.04481 178 127 39 12
883 This cannot be up to code. 1.3636 0.04292 176 120 48 8
884 He Thinks He's A Seal 1.3636 0.04926 176 129 30 17
885 Just stay six feet away. 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
886 Hey! Get out of here! This is the only customer I’ve had in weeks! 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
887 When finished please just place your bowl into our recycling machine. 1.3636 0.04440 176 134 25 17
888 Please don’t feed him, it only encourages him. 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
889 He's usually much more aggressive but he's practicing social distancing. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
890 He just realized what croûte de croc means. 1.3636 0.04138 176 126 40 10
891 So that's one Gatorade for the gentleman, and what will the lady be drinking? 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
892 As a matter of fact we are up to ass in alligators. 1.3636 0.04926 176 129 30 17
893 We put one between each table to encourage social distancing. 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
894 Stop it already about my shoes! They’re plastic. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
895 We never noticed him until Trump drained the swamp. 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
896 It’s our garbage disposal. 1.3621 0.04320 174 119 47 8
897 Take it up with our complaint department. 1.3621 0.04083 174 126 38 10
898 Oh, don't mind him. we keep him around for our critics. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
899 He's singing for his supper - that's where you come in. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
900 Lady, I'd suggest you just pay the check. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
901 Please don’t snap at me sir. I said ‘tater skins’. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
902 No live music tonight. He ate the band. 1.3621 0.04397 174 124 39 11
903 As you can see, we take customer complaints very seriously around here. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
904 Yes, the Gatorade is fresh 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
905 You couldn't go to Florida, so I brought Florida to you. 1.3621 0.04509 174 124 38 12
906 See the droplets? That’s why we had to quarantine him. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
907 No worries, Chuck, I'll handle this table. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
908 In your case, "lizard breath" is a compliment 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
909 Due to the shortage of surgical masks, we are trying a ‘toothier’ approach to scaring off corona. 1.3621 0.01928 174 144 24 6
910 How many times do I have to tell you? The Meat Market is another two sewer drains East. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
911 Our garbage disposal is broken. When you finish, scrape your plate into his mouth. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
912 No, just wait! Your reservation is for the next customer. 1.3621 0.04320 174 119 47 8
913 Yes, he often comes here after golf. The frogs-leg tapas were actually his idea. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
914 Well, that’s no longer my worst fear. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
915 Our garbage disposal stopped working and we got a real deal on this alternative! 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
916 I recommend the snapper 1.3621 0.04243 174 118 49 7
917 Our new combination dishwasher and garbage disposal is also immune to the Corona virus. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
918 There's the escapee from the Rene Lacoste polo shirt factory 1.3621 0.04320 174 119 47 8
919 No need to snap, I will be with you after I take this customers order 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
920 Try the waiter. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
921 We also have fresh lobster. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
922 Spare me the crocodile tears, dude - you need to practise social distancing, too. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
923 Not to worry. You can't catch it from him. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
924 He hates it when I call him a crocodile. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
925 Is it, "see you later alligator" or " In awhile crocodile"? 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
926 Hello miss, you wanted to speak with a manager? 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
927 Back in the swamp he had an annoying vibrato, but here in a friendly setting his tone evens out. 1.3621 0.04724 174 127 32 15
928 He heard you ask for a doggy bag. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
929 So, you know how, at some restaurants, you can pick out which lobster you want? Well... 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
930 We're swamped. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
931 We take social distancing very seriously here. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
932 If this woman is what you want, you'll have to serve your self. 1.3605 0.03382 172 127 37 8
933 Do you have an emotional support letter for that? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
934 Alex is in training, so he'll be shadowing me today. 1.3605 0.04191 172 116 50 6
935 With all that is happening in the world, these daily fears seem trivial. 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
936 Calm down. She said "I'll have the salad later". 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
937 This little guy? Well, he's about the only thing in this messed up world that makes any sense anymore. 1.3605 0.04350 172 128 30 14
938 We have a quick bite offering as well. 1.3605 0.04311 172 120 43 9
939 Just how does he supply you with emotional support? 1.3605 0.04866 172 125 32 15
940 I'm sorry ... there will be no more patrons until you finish the last one. 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
941 We're pretty serious about social distancing here. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
942 Your partner touched his face. We have a severe penalty for that. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
943 He enforces our social distance policy 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
944 No, it’s actually a crocodile. Now, would you care for dessert 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
945 In our effort to be more environmentally sustainable, we ask that you please empty your leftovers into the gator 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
946 This is where we put folks who don't cough into their elbow. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
947 The gentleman in the pool would like to buy you a raw liver 'tini. 1.3605 0.04578 172 123 37 12
948 That is our new croc-infested-moat to enforce 6ft distance between patrons 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
949 Believe it or not, his belch is worse than his bite. 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
950 The dishwasher is at home during the lockdown. Just scrape your plate over there and leave it on the table. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
951 Behave yourself, or there will be a new soup on the menu. 1.3605 0.04866 172 125 32 15
952 We've discussed this before. The mezzanine is my section. 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
953 We do things a little bit differently here... Are you familiar with Table-to-Farm? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
954 Don't worry, he said he is a vegetarian, too! 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
955 ... and suddenly worrying about the health of the complete stranger who prepared your meal isn’t your biggest problem! 1.3605 0.04350 172 118 46 8
956 Apparently, ‘see ya later alligator’ doesn’t work 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
957 Monty, how many times do we have to tell you? "NO BEGGING!" 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
958 If you can't control your "service animal", I 'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
959 No,YOU're supposed to say "In a while,Crocodile" 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
960 No Sir. We don’t serve Gatorade. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
961 We've had a small problem with the sewer grate. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
962 You'r going to have to move six feet away from him. He's on mandatory self isolation. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
963 Is that your emotional support alligator ? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
964 She does that every time someone comes in wearing "crocs" 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
965 I understand your complaint but the only other table is near bathroom. 1.3605 0.04231 172 124 37 11
966 Donald's cut our Waste Management bill in half. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
967 One day-it's like a miracle-it will disappear 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
968 She's always like that until she gets to know you." 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
969 Sorry, only emotional support alligators can stay. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
970 You can have it as soup and a bag 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
971 I'm sorry, I thought you knew. This is the extreme dining section. 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
972 Having a hole in the restaurant was one thing but finding a solution to keep patrons from falling in was a whole other challenge. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
973 Oh so she gets a table but I get the alligator pit? You, good sir, have just lost yourself a customer. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
974 That one is fresh. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
975 Behave yourself or no croc pot. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
976 You'll be safe, if you keep your social distance 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
977 Nice Purse! 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
978 Not my section. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
979 I swear, it's more effective than Weight Watchers. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
980 Our special today is gator. You catch em we cook em. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
981 We find that our pot roast is most tender when we cook it in a croc. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
982 Crocodile or Alligator?. Identify correctly and get 10% off your bill. 1.3588 0.04300 170 116 47 7
983 What part of later, gator don't you get? 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
984 If you win the wrestling match your meal is free. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
985 It’s in your best interest to tip at least 18% 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
986 Is that your social distancing support animal? 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
987 As I mentioned, the Gator Soup is prepared table side. 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
988 Don't listen to him. That's just a croc. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
989 Sorry, but your date wasn't practicing social distancing. 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
990 The gator's our way of encouraging social distancing. 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
991 And over there is our carbon-neutral garbage disposal 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
992 Lyle makes sure people keep their social distance. 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
993 your emotional support animal has scared away the other diners 1.3588 0.04006 170 122 39 9
994 Yes, I’ll have the human.....rare please. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
995 So far he only knows Crocodile Rock. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
996 So, the emotional support alligator is for which diagnosis? 1.3588 0.04612 170 123 35 12
997 I’m not going to fall for the old “waiter there’s an alligator in my soup” bit. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
998 You know the rules, only one customer per day! 1.3588 0.04006 170 124 36 10
999 Are you telling me they actually did drain the swamp? 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1000 Careful, that's the Fast Food section. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1001 Would you like to hear about our swamp-to-table specials? 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
1002 He thought you said “gator aid, please.” 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
1003 Not to worry- he's tested negative! 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1004 Just put any leftovers over there. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1005 I said "in a while." It's been only 4 minutes. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1006 That's an Alli-doodle. His bite is worse than his bark. 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
1007 As you can see, the dessert is served a la moat. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
1008 And he'll be telling you about today's fresh catch. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1009 It's part of our social distancing program. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1010 Welcome to Crocker Barrel 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
1011 Tonight our specials are fish, rabbit, and you. 1.3554 0.04682 166 118 37 11
1012 No croc monsieur please! 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
1013 Six feet buddy... 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1014 Hey, you're the one who wanted a table close to the river... 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1015 If you can find any humor in this cartoon, you get a free coffee refill. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1016 I see you've met our complaint department. 1.3537 0.04170 164 113 45 6
1017 Just ignore his allegations. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1018 I agree. We just can't continue to allow hyper vigilance to destroy the quality of our lives. 1.3537 0.03592 164 122 33 9
1019 Just so you know, it’s perfectly okay to toss food you don’t want over your shoulder, just don’t lean back. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1020 That's why they checked your vintage handbag. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1021 You asked to speak to the manager? 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1022 He's hungry. Nobody's complained about the food, in a week. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1023 I don’t care if you’re a regular. You cough, you go in the pit. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1024 When I say the gator is fresh, I’m talking both taste and attitude! 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1025 Reptile pits are less expensive than fancy aquariums and she doubles as a garbage disposal." 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1026 Did you smile at that crocodile? 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1027 Like contested elections and gender reveals with tragic outcomes, it’s a Florida thing. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1028 My reptilian friend would like to know if you'll have dinner with me sometime. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1029 Down, boy. You don't get dessert until you finish the last customer! 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1030 Welcome to Green Gator. If you want to pick one out of the tank we'll cook it right up for you. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1031 Cover your mouth! 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1032 Our Gator Ade is organic. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1033 I can ask him to stop singing, or I can ask you to leave. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1034 Careful, you ordered his favorite soup. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1035 Forewarned, the soup has a bite to it. 1.3537 0.04717 164 119 33 12
1036 Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1037 He heard your biological clock ticking. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1038 Don't let his "bark" fool you. He does impressions. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1039 That soup also comes in this handy crock. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1040 We used to have a cat, but he's so much better with leftovers. 1.3537 0.04389 164 113 44 7
1041 This is why the chef uses a crockpot. 1.3537 0.04215 164 119 38 7
1042 Your meal will be ready shortly, she's just finishing up her dinner. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1043 I told you – you can't come in here with that cough! 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1044 Him? He's my tip monitor. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1045 Hi, I'm Mark and that's Susan; I'll be your waiter, she'll be your gator. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1046 We were having trouble convincing people to stay six feet apart until we got Abner. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1047 I’d stop feeding him if I were you! 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1048 I ve already told you, get back in the swamp, there are no second helpings! She's our guest! 1.3537 0.04515 164 117 37 10
1049 He wanted to shelter in place. YOU argue with him! 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1050 Ignore him. He's in the soup, and he knows it. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1051 I have a reptile dish function. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1052 The moat separates essential from non-essential workers. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1053 I'm sorry but she's not on the menu. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1054 That's the Catch of the Day. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1055 May I present to you, the catch of the day. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
1056 As a bonus, you can pick either a purse or a pair of shoes. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1057 Do I see you later or after while ? 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1058 He's here to remind people that social distancing is just one gator-length. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
1059 Now, that's a crock! 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1060 Yeah, we had a big "Dine 'n' Dash" problem until we got him. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1061 Not only is this one a great meal... You are going to leave with some nice boots. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1062 No, that's a crocodile. The alligator soup is from a can. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1063 The restaurant’s a historical site so we had to leave the interiors as-is. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1064 he is following in the tracks of TONY the TIGER 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1065 We're zero waste now. Please put your organics in the receptacle. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1066 Sir, your spit is putting all of us in danger, wear a mask for God’s sake! 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1067 She's dining alone. Could you social-distance Table #9? 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1068 Use your elbow. 1.3519 0.04505 162 113 41 8
1069 This the original Outback Restuarant, and his name is Dundee. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1070 Ignore him, he just wants your shrimp. 1.3519 0.04420 162 112 43 7
1071 Just be sure to stay six feet apart. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1072 Are you sure you want to speak to the manager? 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
1073 Oh that! Just a reminder of our new tipping guidelines. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
1074 Of course we're a zero-waste establishment. 1.3519 0.04332 162 111 45 6
1075 I'll see you later, Sir. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
1076 He gets upset when you compare him to chicken. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1077 What do you think of our new no-loitering enforcer? 1.3515 0.04409 165 117 39 9
1078 This is how we enforce social distancing between tables. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
1079 What does he eat? You mean, BESIDES people? 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
1080 I'll bring the check either a little later or in a while. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
1081 Corporate suggested we be more strict with our ‘Social Distancing’ policy. 1.3500 0.04538 160 117 32 11
1082 Ever since we drained the swamp, we're out of fish, birds, turtles, and small mammals. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1083 He's asking if he can see you later. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
1084 I'll seat you later, Alligator. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1085 Just think of him as a mythic expression of the moral anxiety of meat-eaters. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1086 I mean it! Bad boys who beg at the table get no belly rubs later! 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1087 She enforces social distancing. 1.3500 0.04271 160 109 46 5
1088 That’s a load of ‘croc’ and you know it! 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1089 Yes, he sprays a little when he speaks. 1.3500 0.04362 160 110 44 6
1090 I warned you about feeding from the table. You’ve made a beggar of him! 1.3500 0.04407 160 121 29 10
1091 At least he laughs at my jokes. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1092 Don't fret, he knows to maintain six feet of distance. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1093 He protects the bathroom from non-customers. 1.3500 0.04708 160 117 32 11
1094 He enforces "Social Distancing" so we can stay open! 1.3500 0.03783 160 112 44 4
1095 Emotional support animals are a crock. Or is he an alligator? 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1096 They say it tastes just like chicken 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1097 oh that's just a croc 1.3500 0.04451 160 111 42 7
1098 We tried to cook you the special, but the special ate the cook. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1099 Sit, Ally! Sit! Of course she's going to provide a more than generous tip. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1100 And for tonight's special we offer a deep discount if you kill it yourself. 1.3481 0.04702 158 117 29 12
1101 Well she thinks I’m funny. 1.3481 0.04205 158 114 36 8
1102 Down boy! I'll let you know; after I see the tip. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1103 Let me guess: you’re wondering whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1104 He didn’t say he wanted to eat with you. He said he wanted to eat you. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1105 Another White House staffer dining with us !! 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1106 He was so cute when we brought him home from Florida 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1107 He's trying to imitate a begging puppy, but don'e believe him. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1108 Is this free range enough for you? 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1109 Not to worry, he is on astrict food-critic diet. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1110 It’s our social distancing moat. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1111 I don't care what phylum you're in, you still need to stay 6 feet away from other customers. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1112 We not longer compost, we crocodile. 1.3481 0.03694 158 122 25 11
1113 No chocolate. It makes him sick. 1.3481 0.04392 158 108 34 7
1114 If I catch you begging at the table again, you're purse. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1115 I might add that our alligator meat is fresh. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1116 You can add to your soup or take home as a pair of boots. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
1117 Knock it off, unless you want to be a handbag. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1118 Yes,... a little hard to tell, but he's singing that Elton John song. 1.3481 0.04392 158 109 43 6
1119 Now Allie, you had your lunch. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1120 Easy Ms. Ali, she order the tater, not gator tots! 1.3481 0.04616 158 114 33 10
1121 Barks like a dog ... tastes like chicken. 1.3481 0.04483 158 110 41 7
1122 Could you please throw your food scraps in the green bin when you've finished eating 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1123 Believe me, I'd love to promote him to the floor. But he keeps bombing his Heimlich certification. 1.3481 0.04058 158 118 30 10
1124 It makes the whole "catch of the day" thing more feasible. 1.3481 0.04108 158 114 38 6
1125 We've had to close the children's play area...... 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1126 He owns this place. Otherwise, we'd make him brush his teeth. 1.3481 0.04659 158 114 34 10
1127 Irritable? Yeah, he's been stuck in a rut lately. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1128 Oh that's our insinkergator... 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1129 He's enforcing the social distance rule 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1130 Sing it, Sam. Sing "Crocodile Rock?" 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1131 Oh, for Pete's sake, Ally, let her finish her soup....... 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1132 But ma'am, this IS our croc of soup... 1.3481 0.04108 158 117 33 8
1133 When you’re through, please take advantage of our zero waste recycling option. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1134 Is that your service animal? If so, I’m obligated to welcome it. 1.3481 0.03802 158 116 36 6
1135 Don't worry; she's six feet away. 1.3481 0.04392 158 109 43 6
1136 Please be generous. He relies heavily on tips. 1.3481 0.04572 158 111 39 8
1137 I distinctly ordered a case of Gatorade. 1.3481 0.04392 158 111 40 7
1138 Corporate made us streamline the composting process" 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1139 Oh that. That's just to ensure proper Social Distancing. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1140 Down Penelope! The rule is 6 feet away, remember? 1.3462 0.04783 156 117 26 13
1141 Don’t worry about him being 6 feet away, alligators can’t catch coronavirus. 1.3462 0.04695 156 113 33 10
1142 He wants to know if you're organic. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1143 Don't worry about him, he's maintaining his 6-foot distance. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1144 Mam, you said you wanted to speak to my manager?" 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
1145 All our soups are prepped fresh in one of several crocks 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1146 Let's discuss our policy on tipping 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1147 Well, THAT'S not the emotional support animal I was expecting. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1148 That's Gavin the new garbage disposal. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1149 We installed a crocodile moat to eliminate those unlikely to intuit the importance of social distancing at 6 feet. 1.3462 0.04423 156 108 42 6
1150 He swallowed the manager last week, which makes him the manager 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
1151 In retrospect, adding the moat may have been a little over the top. 1.3462 0.04329 156 107 44 5
1152 Well, at least somebody appreciates my sense of humor. 1.3462 0.03928 156 108 45 3
1153 Calm down! They’re tater-tots not gator-tots! 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1154 For the last time, no dessert until you finish your wildebeest 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1155 How would you like to pay? An arm or a leg? 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1156 Actually, that's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more pointed snout. 1.3459 0.04370 159 119 30 10
1157 Stop spitting and stay 6 ft. away!! 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1158 It's not the food, it's your Lacoste top. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1159 Six feet buster 1.3442 0.03785 154 108 42 4
1160 He's not only great for enforcing social distancing, he eats all the contaminated tableware. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1161 Linda is helping us enforce social distancing. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1162 I thought I told you, I'd see you later! 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
1163 Everything we serve here is fresh. 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
1164 I understand the need to social distance, but building a moat between tables seems like a bit much. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1165 No, he's really crying. 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
1166 May I recommend the snapper 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1167 Restroom's downstairs. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1168 I'm telling you, that's six feet away. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1169 Yes, that is an alligator, but the important thing is that I'm gay. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1170 The food’s great but we can’t keep the repeat business. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1171 He escaped when they drained the swamp. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1172 He get's snappy if you don't leave at least 20% 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
1173 Sorry,we're planning to fix that croc in the floor. 1.3442 0.04159 154 111 36 7
1174 I’m not sure that bringing a gator in to take care of the rat problem was the right move. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1175 Don’t you snap at me like that. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1176 And be sure to stay 6 feet away from this one. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1177 Please don’t feed him from the table. It just encourages him to yodel louder. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1178 The guy over there says he'd like to buy you a drink. 1.3442 0.05243 154 116 23 15
1179 All our alligators are cage free and organic. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1180 Submit your Comments Card to the Comments Croc 1.3442 0.04549 154 113 31 10
1181 he's vegan 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1182 We’ve gone zero waste. 1.3439 0.04307 157 108 44 5
1183 INTO YOUR ELBOW, TODD. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1184 Tonight’s stand-up comic is famous for his crowd work -- he usually kills! 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1185 You say you like them wild instead of farmed? 1.3421 0.04026 152 116 26 10
1186 Ma'am, would your pet like some water? 1.3421 0.04288 152 107 40 5
1187 He's docile unless you say the word 'Handbag!' 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1188 I'm sorry ma'am but your "comfort crocodile" is no longer welcome here. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1189 I give up...just get the bark collar. 1.3421 0.03746 152 121 24 7
1190 Be careful... Once they get a taste for humans- sorry, human FOOD, they'll never leave you alone. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1191 No, no, I meant THAT’s a croc! 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1192 Y a know? There's nothing finer than a gator in the diner! 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1193 And will your friend also want the Pasta Carbonara? 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1194 He's there to enforce social distancing. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1195 No, the place next door has the open pit barbecue. We just have an open pit." 1.3421 0.04487 152 111 32 9
1196 This is the only place in town that accommodates emotional support crocodiles" 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1197 Hey can I get a little more water over here? I can’t thrash my food about like this! 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1198 If you don'd like the food, take it up with the complaints manager 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1199 I’ve told him 20 times to sneeze into his elbow! 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1200 Check out our new"glade to table" program 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1201 Back to the kitchen! She doesn't want to sample the delights of your Croque Monsieur. 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1202 Please cover when you cough, Kevin. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1203 That's our new dine and dash prevention. 1.3421 0.04186 152 109 34 7
1204 Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to maintain a 6-foot distance. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1205 He's the floor show. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1206 TRUST ME HE'S BEEN FED ALREADY. 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1207 Will this be together or separate? 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1208 The kitchen said if you still want the Chef's Special, YOU'LL have to wrestle it. 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1209 Don’t worry if you give us five stars he won’t bother you. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1210 He loves human food, if you know what I mean. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1211 Your sense of mortal terror is supposed to enhance the flavor of the short rib. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1212 He always gets upset when we serve Gatorade. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1213 Don't mind him. He's just transitioning to keto. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1214 He's our social distancing enforcer. 1.3400 0.04420 150 104 41 5
1215 If he heckles you, just throw him a bone. 1.3400 0.04212 150 110 33 7
1216 In the back, the first to your right. And mind your step. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
1217 You're in his chair. 1.3400 0.04520 150 105 39 6
1218 He's highly recommending the chihuahua. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1219 They said we could stay open if we could guarantee social distancing between tables. 1.3400 0.04520 150 105 39 6
1220 Tips are optional, of course. 1.3400 0.04618 150 106 37 7
1221 It’s how we enforce social distancing. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1222 That's really the only thing that the Health Department's taken issue with. 1.3399 0.04266 153 105 44 4
1223 This is where you can sacrifice yourself for the economy. 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1224 Was that a cough? 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1225 ''Chef keeps him on the off chance Gordon Ramsay shows up.'' 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1226 This is just until we get our garbage disposal system fixed. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1227 The alligator is very fresh tonight. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1228 Please don't forget your therapy animal when you leave. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1229 Madam I think you dropped your purse. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1230 He thinks you're cute. But I still wouldn't let him put your head in his mouth. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1231 Wally helps with the tips. 1.3378 0.04987 148 111 25 12
1232 Later, gator. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1233 Oh, our chef wanted to know if you liked the fish he caught. 1.3378 0.04347 148 109 31 8
1234 She’s organic, vegan and grain fed. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1235 ... and don't let Schuyler influence your Yelp review. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1236 He's not sick, it's allergies. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1237 Not only do we offer the freshest catch in town, but dine-and-dash is virtually eliminated. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1238 Your comfort animal is making our other customers extremely uncomfortable. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1239 Yeah, it used to be a shrimp tank, but that was a different time. 1.3378 0.03259 148 111 32 5
1240 Don't order the whole chicken 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1241 That's the no tip pit. 1.3378 0.04604 148 107 33 8
1242 I already told you. No, you may not have the child portion. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1243 It’s really cut down on our dine and dash problem. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1244 Sir, wait your turn, please 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1245 There are some downsides to moving to Florida. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1246 We tried training him as a support animal, but he gets too excited around food. 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
1247 Don't forget to tip your gator 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1248 This toothsome morsel was grown in a local waterway full of organic ingredients. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1249 Honestly, he's better than my last manager. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1250 See you later, alligator 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1251 Your card was declined. With extreme prejudice. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1252 I don’t care if he is your emotional support alligator, he goes outside. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
1253 You see, it all started after Trump said he was going to drain the swamp. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1254 That's Snapper, not to be confused with our special tonight 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1255 We’re expanding our clientele to get through the quarantine. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1256 Scraps go to Roger. 1.3356 0.04268 146 100 43 3
1257 The restrooms are downstairs. Your friend went there a minute ago. 1.3356 0.04155 146 105 36 5
1258 Where did your puppy go? 1.3356 0.05348 146 111 21 14
1259 I'll bet " Yelp" didn't mention that. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1260 He begs politely the first time, but then can be quite snappy. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1261 Don’t mind him. He’s not himself when he’s hungry. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1262 He's been very upset since the restaurant became vegan. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
1263 The seven foot social separation applies to every one. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1264 They taste just like chicken. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1265 That's Oliver. We like to think of him as your incentive to leave a 20% tip. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1266 Please, cover your cough. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1267 He doesn't know you're vegan. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1268 Uh, I might need to see your emotional support animal certificate before I bring her a bowl of water. 1.3356 0.04483 146 102 39 5
1269 He's fixed our dine and dash problem. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1270 We're built our business model here at the Green Alligator after Red Lobster's ... only without the glass. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1271 Stop snapping at me, I AM the manager. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1272 And I recommend a half dozen chickens for your emotional support alligator. 1.3356 0.04268 146 100 43 3
1273 Let me make sure I've got your order correct: prime rib, raw not rare , no utensils, and take-out, with a Bloody Mary while you wait ? 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1274 Six feet apart please! 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1275 You're telling me THIS is your emotional support animal? 1.3356 0.05030 146 110 24 12
1276 I thought a nice Koi pond would have been fine. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1277 ...And once we installed the new security system we haven't had trouble since. 1.3356 0.04838 146 108 28 10
1278 He'll leave you alone after awhile. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
1279 Social distancing! Social distancing! 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1280 Don't worry about Snappy. He critically injures only 2-3% of our diners. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1281 I think you're going to need more than a restraining order. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1282 Hey, does this look like the White House? Go back to your swamp! 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1283 Do you not understand what "in a while" means? 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1284 And then there's today's special.... It tastes like chicken 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1285 Actually, it's a crocodile...very subtle differences really. The crocodile has more of a V shaped snout and the alligator is more of a U shape. Crocodiles have more of uh uh uh,what you would call, uh a 'toothy grin' when their mouths are closed. 1.3356 0.04627 149 108 33 8
1286 Begging to snapchat again? 1.3356 0.03640 149 114 27 8
1287 Stay at least 6 feet away! 1.3356 0.04820 149 108 32 9
1288 Did you ask to see the waiter or the gator? 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1289 He's the only thing we have that's locally sourced, non-GMO and gluten free. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1290 He doesn't have the best table manners but he is known for his snappy retort. 1.3333 0.04516 144 101 38 5
1291 Listen, no one cares if you're an alligator or a crocodile. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1292 Stay at home! Stay at home! 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1293 Don't worry -- crocodiles don't carry the virus 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1294 So, funny story... 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1295 It's just not funny when you say it's a Tourist Trap. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1296 Sorry, he gets a bit snappy when he's hungry... 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1297 These out'a work sport's mascots keep poppin' up. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1298 As long as you move six feet away, you should be safe. 1.3333 0.04459 147 107 33 7
1299 I’m sorry Ma’am, but emotional support animals are not allowed in the restaurant. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1300 He’s been begging for handouts ever since he was excluded from the bailout package. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1301 I thought Trump said the Easter Bunny is coming.” 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1302 No, Allie, she is not eating your eggs. 1.3333 0.04663 147 107 32 8
1303 Don't worry, he'll keep the required 6 feet distance. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1304 No, she doesn't understand English, and yes, we still have a deal 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1305 Please -- the crocodile is very sensitive about being called an alligator. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
1306 Pretty sure it’s an alligator 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
1307 Sustainable food disposal, but not pet friendly! 1.3333 0.04353 147 102 41 4
1308 This is Wally, he'll be taking care of you tonight 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1309 Yes, this IS necessary to support social distancing. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1310 Therrrrre’s a good boy. He’s so cute when he’s begging for food. 1.3333 0.04407 144 100 40 4
1311 Oh no, Byron...you’ve already reached your daily limit! 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1312 As you can see, ma'am, the owner takes the farm-to-table idea literally. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1313 Excuse me, miss! your friend here is being too loud... 1.3333 0.03553 144 110 29 5
1314 Oh that? It’s our new Chomposter. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1315 Now you’re just regurgitating Fox News... 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1316 Would you like the woman or the soup? 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1317 Fucking Trump is going to kill us all. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1318 What a surprise. Once again, he recommends the zebra. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1319 You’ll just have to wait. Right now I’m getting the food’s food. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1320 It's "green" snapper, actually, but very fresh. 1.3310 0.04383 145 101 40 4
1321 He says our chef was delicious. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1322 And a gator-ade for you, I pressume? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1323 Our lower level bar no longer has a Happy Hour. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1324 It’s part of our green incentive program for waste reduction. 1.3310 0.05137 145 111 21 13
1325 It was either him or paying for garbage pickup. 1.3310 0.04491 145 102 38 5
1326 The gator bites are especially fresh today. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1327 ...and if you’d like the alligator steaks; there’s your guy 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1328 This customer ordered vegan and she's emptied her plate. Get over it. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1329 Most people prefer take-out. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1330 Well, he solved our problem with leftovers. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1331 He came in last Sunday for the all you can eat brunch, and he hasn’t stopped. 1.3310 0.04328 145 108 29 8
1332 I think they need a hand in the kitchen 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1333 Oh yes he’ll stop begging eventually 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1334 Food scraps go there. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1335 Stop it. We don't want to lose any more customers. 1.3310 0.04328 145 114 23 8
1336 No crock! It's our organic waste disposer. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1337 This is Al. He'll be training with me today. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1338 We keep him around to help create an authentic Creole atmosphere. 1.3310 0.04438 142 99 39 4
1339 And directly behind you is the mother of this evenings special 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1340 Good thing you left your grandmother's purse at home Lillian. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1341 Definitely not crocodile tears. That's an alligator! 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 6
1342 Its more eco friendly then composting actually. 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
1343 Not to worry, this is mainly for optics 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1344 He’s begging again, someone must have been fed to him 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1345 He wants to be a companion animal, so he’s learning to bark like a dog. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1346 He always laughs when I tell the desert specials! 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
1347 You need to stay six feet away from the other customers. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1348 Bro, your cue was 'See ya later' not 'Still or sparkling?' 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
1349 Yes, the 6 foot social distancing rule applies to you too! 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1350 Oh, him? That's Tippy. He gets very cranky when a customer leaves less than 20%. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1351 Hey, get back at least six feet. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1352 If you give him a breadstick, he'll sing " Born on the Bayou". 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1353 Well, technically, it's a caiman. 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1354 Please cover your mouth when you sneeze...the boss here says we already have enough to worry about. 1.3285 0.04760 137 100 30 7
1355 I told you. Stay six feet from the customers! 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1356 My advice is to tip at least 20%. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
1357 It’s customary to stand when she sings the National Anthem. 1.3285 0.05493 137 105 19 13
1358 Blackened, grilled, or étouffée...and guaranteed the freshest in the Quarter! 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
1359 Well, I think I know who to thank for resolving our feral pig problem. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1360 Our pet-friendly sign is only valid for cats and dogs. I'm afraid you'll have to leave. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1361 Al, here, can tell you about our Fresh Catch of the Day. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1362 Have you seen the busboy? 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1363 Please go to the take-out window like everyone else. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1364 No, we don't do doggy bags. Just toss you're leftovers to Alphonse and kiss your liberal recycle/reuse guilt goodbye. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1365 Sustainable food disposal unit. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1366 The management has been aggressively green lately. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1367 “We’re on the cutting edge of reducing food waste.” 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1368 The soup is flavored with crocodile tears - ethically sourced. Don't listen to him. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1369 Actually, as you can tell by the snout, we have an ALLIGATOR problem. 1.3262 0.04827 141 105 27 9
1370 No need for alarm, it's just another urban myth. 1.3261 0.04732 138 99 33 6
1371 Don't worry, he's not interested in your soup. Not that you seem to be, either. 1.3237 0.03983 139 102 33 4
1372 Because of all the coronavirus hoarders, this is the only gator aid we can offer you. 1.3237 0.04591 139 98 31 6
1373 We're trying to keep food waste out of the landfills, so, if you're done with that.. 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1374 He's actually thanking you for not wearing crocs. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1375 A couple of days Alex. She needs a few more pounds. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1376 Look, it's a fucking alligator. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1377 I told you, the lady doesn't want to share her table with you. 1.3237 0.04476 139 98 37 4
1378 Dieters appreciate our new addition to the dessert buffet. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1379 Before this gig I used to go by Lacoste 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1380 Composting is so 2019. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1381 He ate the dolphin. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1382 Believe it or not, he is on a strict vegan diet. You are a vegan, right? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1383 Not to worry, ma'am. He's harmless. He wants to sell you auto insurance. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1384 Get down Oscar. Finished Ms. Harris First. 1.3237 0.04647 139 104 27 8
1385 We keep the alligator here to distract from our baffling interior design. 1.3237 0.04476 139 102 27 7
1386 C'mon, it's only been five minutes. Later means later. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1387 Yes, the tears are fresh. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 6
1388 Now that is an authentic handbag 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1389 We are strictly enforcing social distancing this week. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1390 He's got a lousy voice, but he's a snappy dancer. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1391 Don't give him any. He' already had his caffeine for the day. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1392 It's o.k. he's Lacoste. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1393 He's not supposed to do that 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1394 Hold on there! She said she's still working on it! 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
1395 And I don't taste like chicken. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1396 I would recommend finishing that... 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1397 It gets really messy if patrons don't feed the animals. 1.3212 0.04388 137 106 23 8
1398 Right there is why we haven't had a mouse problem for two years. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1399 May I suggest the alligator bites? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1400 NO Begging! 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1401 Max is here to make sure you finish your vegetables. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1402 Yeah, we find it saves on to-go boxes. 1.3212 0.04508 137 100 32 5
1403 There’s room at the bar. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1404 We think he'll be a Special on our menu next week! 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1405 Please don't feed him kale. He's a very gassy reptile. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1406 You do know he was our best busboy. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1407 That's our garbage disposal. 1.3212 0.04508 137 97 36 4
1408 You ordered a bowl - would you rather have the croc? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1409 Soup won't cure reptile dysfunction. 1.3212 0.04508 137 104 25 8
1410 Meet the genius behind our new sewer delivery app 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1411 She ordered the bowl, not the crock. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1412 Like tipping your waiter, feeding the alligator is optional. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
1413 Be patient, she'll taste a lot better after she finishes her soup. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1414 He wants to know if you’re wearing “Crocs”. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
1415 Actually ma'am, it's an alligator. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1416 We brought him in to enforce the social distancing rules, but we're gonna keep him for his singing voice. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1417 She's objecting to your wearing "Crocks." 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1418 I wouldn't order the dessert. He has quite a sweet tooth. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
1419 Jeff, I’m working right now. I’ll see you later. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1420 Serrated checks please. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
1421 We gave up on composting leftovers 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1422 We’re farm to table, with scraps to Mable. 1.3209 0.04569 134 95 35 4
1423 You can try our specials, or they can try you. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
1424 When you say ‘pescatarian,’ how much wiggle room are we talking about? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1425 Right there is a future handbag, a belt, a pair of shoes, and the soup of the day. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1426 Will you join him in the moat after breakfast? 1.3209 0.03907 134 103 26 5
1427 Sorry, we’ve been up to our asses in alligators-did you save room for dessert? 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1428 Don't worry, he is just an urban legend. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1429 Don't worry. He only eats our fries. 1.3209 0.04690 134 98 30 6
1430 Oh, and we’re out of frog legs. 1.3209 0.04381 134 98 31 5
1431 Just a warning: he reads, and quickly responds, to all Yelp comments -- even if you just think them. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
1432 OK, who ordered the extra large snapper? 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1433 Look, lady, you can see him later. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1434 Oh, I forgot, he ate the “don’t feed the alligator” sign. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1435 Just wait 'til you see him roll over and play fetch. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1436 You got any complaints, talk to him. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1437 We keep it around because he's the only non-vegan in this part of town. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1438 Actually, it's a crocodile. Alligators have a wider, U-shaped snout. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1439 Finally, it’s “later.” 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1440 He's got a point, it's takeout only. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1441 No Alligator shoes, no Izod shirt, NO SERVICE.. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1442 Karen, meet manager. Manager, meet Karen. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1443 Oh, that? That’s just the alligator pit. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1444 And if you’re interested, our Floridians are locally-sourced and wild-caught. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1445 Bite me. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 29 6
1446 You might like to know that we are considered the premier "Sewer to Table" Cajun restaurant in the Manhattan. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1447 Actually it's a crocodile; alligators have a more U-shaped snout. 1.3182 0.04344 132 94 35 3
1448 We throw the food and the winner gets to eat 1.3182 0.04476 132 97 30 5
1449 If you prefer, we can serve it in a crock! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1450 Would you like to pick that one for your croques monsieur? 1.3182 0.04277 132 96 27 5
1451 Make it snappy! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1452 Is this because of the Coronavirus or just a normal day in Florida? 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1453 Is he with you? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1454 We call it 'antisocial distancing.' 1.3182 0.04540 132 95 30 5
1455 Not to worry ma'am, gators can't carry the virus. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1456 He just wants to play. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1457 So will it be eating your food or talking to the manger 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1458 Stay! Dundee",she is not texting a "Yelp" review 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1459 We' can't get him to stop begging. 1.3182 0.04665 132 99 26 7
1460 You might want to order a whole chicken for Fred there as well..... 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1461 Don't worry, he's harmless. He always makes a ruckus every time we drain the swamp. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1462 He won't stop singing until you tip him. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1463 This is our table-side crock pot 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1464 You know, I think that's the same alligator I saw yesterday; but they all look alike. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1465 Stay! Your lunch is still eating. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1466 Oh, snap! You wanted a side of garlic kale right? 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1467 Sorry, we don’t allow emotional support pets. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1468 It’s definitely your turn to walk him 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1469 No, you can't have her. She hasn't even finished her soup. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1470 We also have fresh lobster bisque. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1471 Just FYI, we've got a small infestation problem. 1.3182 0.04603 132 96 31 5
1472 He just snapped...and then he was gone. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1473 And that's our Crock Pot. 1.3182 0.04603 132 101 23 8
1474 This saves money on composting. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1475 Your order is coming. Fish wasn't it? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1476 The soup du jour has a strong bite - enjoy! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1477 Those crocodile tears still won’t get you in here without a reservation. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1478 Mr Gator, I'd like to introduce our special this evening. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1479 For heaven’s sake, cover your mouth! 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1480 Market price, but worth it. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1481 I keep telling him that we have no funding for gator aid. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1482 Sir - You’ll need to put a shirt on 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1483 Is that a support animal, ma’am? 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1484 It looks like the sump pump is out again! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1485 You want me to wrap her up to go and an extra order fries? 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1486 And now for your entertainment, Some crocodile rock! 1.3182 0.04476 132 93 36 3
1487 We've had less walk-outs since we installed the moat 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1488 We could get it removed, but the cure would be worse than the problem. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1489 He likes to sing for his supper. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1490 Speak! Thats a good boy. Good boy ! Now, death roll, come on death roll! 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1491 Yeah, well, you're no Jeff Goldblum! 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1492 If that's a cough, I need you to stay six feet away and wear a mask. 1.3154 0.05572 130 101 17 12
1493 FYI you'll see a 2% alligator tax on your bill. 1.3154 0.03788 130 102 25 3
1494 Growl all you want. You're not even the worst customer I've had today. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1495 Let me know when to clear the table 1.3154 0.03096 130 104 23 3
1496 well you did say make it 'snappy' 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1497 When they told us we'd set up shop on the Mississippi, this was not what I had in mind. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1498 No, Sir, our menu is vegan; we don't offer vegans. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1499 Crocodoodledo! 1.3154 0.04888 130 94 29 6
1500 We find the "gator lanes" are generally effective at promoting social distancing. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1501 Duchess, no begging! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1502 migrating north due to climate change 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1503 Tipping is optional – so is making it out of this place alive. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1504 Does that look like six feet to you? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1505 The next time Trump visits the Everglades..... 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1506 That was your phone 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1507 You say he was standing right here. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1508 That's our "Tip Calcu-Gator"! Feel free to be generous! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1509 Perhaps you would like to speak with our complaint department about the cold soup. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1510 You can have him later or in awhile. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1511 Cover your mouth, idiot! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1512 Are you sure about ordering the snapper? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1513 And he says, "You still working on that?" 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1514 Sit, Baxter. No begging! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1515 That was only supposed to be a static water feature. 1.3154 0.04765 130 97 28 5
1516 Don't forget to leave a comment. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1517 No worries. Six feet of separation. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1518 No shoes,no shirt,no service. 1.3154 0.04507 130 92 35 3
1519 And that's Jenny, our customer service manager. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1520 His cough is worse than his bite. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1521 Please stand six feet back, sir 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1522 Our sign says singing 'GATORS', not waiters. Also, we highly recommend you tip generously. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1523 Relax! She's a vegan. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1524 He says he with you....he’s not, right? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1525 So Mr. Gator, have you saved room for a little dessert? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1526 He's been a bit snappish since we switched our menu to plant-based proteins. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1527 I wouldn't recommend a doggy bag 1.3154 0.04765 130 96 28 6
1528 Will that be for here or to go. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1529 That gentleman recommends the wildebeest. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1530 "I am required to tell you that he doesn't have any allergies and only likes single servings. 1.3154 0.04949 130 98 24 8
1531 How many times have I told you! No begging at the table! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1532 This used to be a Medieval Times and he worked in the moat. No one wanted to tell him he wasn't needed here anymore. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1533 Okay, another chicken soup for you, and a coq au vin for Mr. Fancy Pants. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1534 Let me guess - catch of the day? 1.3154 0.04507 130 92 35 3
1535 Don't worry. He just ate. 1.3154 0.04234 130 96 32 2
1536 And I suppose a glass of fresh water for you, sir? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1537 Just write your complaint down and hand it to the manager. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1538 I told you, only rats...No customers. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1539 We tried offering it at the buffet. Briefly. 1.3125 0.04673 128 99 21 8
1540 Per the CDC's recommendation, we brought in "social distancing" moats to help fight the spread of the pandemic. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1541 We are strongly encouraging our guests to leave twenty percent . . . 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1542 Our disposal is clogged, but we’ve got gator-aid to wash down the left-overs. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1543 Welcome to Venice on the bayou. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1544 We're still working on social distancing. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1545 Our Gatorade is artisanal. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1546 We recycle your leftovers, ca-a-a-a-refully. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1547 No, she is not your 'To-Go' order. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1548 We call him The Optionator. For those who think distancing is a crock. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1549 Madeline here helps keep us a no-waste restaurant 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1550 Don't feed him. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1551 Feeding the croc is optional but highly recommended. 1.3125 0.04540 128 91 34 3
1552 We also have a house-made Gatorade. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1553 At our restaurant, tipping is not mandatory---but it is encouraged. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1554 I think she's missing her eggs. How was the omelette? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1555 When you said you were dating a wrestler, I just assumed... 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1556 Back off buddy - you ARE NOT practicing good social distancing. 1.3125 0.02541 128 98 28 2
1557 Don't worry, he's a Vegan. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1558 Apparently our lobster tank just wasn't lively enough 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1559 ‘Old Snapper’ enforces the restaurant’s new social distancing policy. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1560 CEASE TAUNTING ME WITH THAT DELICIOUS FINGER 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1561 Oh Crockie, sit! Who's a good boy? 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1562 He is a vegan! 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1563 Damned pet friendly rules 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1564 That New York sewer cap is always coming loose. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1565 He’s harmless since our menu went all-vegan. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1566 I know you didn’t wash your hands! 1.3125 0.04803 128 96 26 6
1567 Let me point out our new composting system. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1568 Alli! Get your butt downstairs this instant, or you'll be a purse, a belt, and a fine New Orleans dinner tomorrow! 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1569 So I'll give you a couple moments to look at the menu, and in the meantime please enjoy our in-house entertainment tonight- he does an amazing Crocodile Rock. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1570 Our chef is known for his commitment to free range foods. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1571 Now watch. He won’t even try to reach for the bill. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1572 Before you sign that you might want to increase my gratuity. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1573 Ignore her, she's not allowed to beg for food." 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1574 Best Billy Joel covers in the city. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1575 Come closer, I won’t bite... I’m vegetarian! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1576 And this one's been a bad boy so we took away his lunchtime privileges. 1.3125 0.02987 128 94 33 1
1577 He's very friendly, to those who tip generously. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1578 Your Plenty of Fish date is here! 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1579 I told you she’s okay. She’s a Never Trumper 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1580 Contrary to your waiters recommendation, gator does not taste Just like chicken 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1581 Ajax! Stop begging at the table! 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1582 He does that whenever anyone orders alligator soup. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1583 Miss, you need to quiet your emotional support gator, the other customers are complaining. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1584 I keep telling you - we have Powerade, NOT Gatorade. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1585 The special today is free range alligator 1.3125 0.04540 128 91 34 3
1586 we're told it's a better way to incentivize positive yelp reviews 1.3125 0.02417 128 99 26 3
1587 Composting takes too long. 1.3125 0.04673 128 94 29 5
1588 Return trips to the Buffet are this way. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1589 We've moved to single stream recycling 1.3125 0.04113 128 96 26 5
1590 At this place, “Catch of the day”, means something different “.. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1591 Nothing to worry about - he's really careful about social distancing. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1592 Was that a crouton? Because he doesn’t do gluten. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1593 I am sorry, but he can’t be in here unless he has his official emotional support animal vest on. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1594 An alligator, crocodile, and cayman go into a bar… 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1595 We take social distancing very seriously around here. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1596 He seems to have no control over his reptilian brain. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1597 Stop it, Al, this is my section. You don't get to take the orderer. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1598 We installed the moats to ensure social distancing. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1599 Are you done with that, or is he going to need a body bag? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1600 We're gonna replace this tile with marble. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1601 I think he might have misunderstood what I meant by a ‘kid’s menu’ 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1602 At least it isn’t a pangolin... 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1603 I need you to get the lady a fresh bass... PRONTO! 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1604 Please place any left over food in our recycler. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
1605 Regarding our new 'dine and dash' policy. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1606 Our Gatorade is locally sourced and made fresh daily. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1607 On the positive side, our problem with too many non-customers strolling in to use the bathroom has diminished substantailly! 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1608 You had a question about our free range products> 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1609 She's not Captain Hook, sweetie... she's just mean. 1.3065 0.04312 124 94 25 5
1610 Any food you don't want—and I mean anything at all that doesn't suit you: undercooked, overcooked, whatever it is—you let us know, and we'll feed him the line cook responsible. 1.3065 0.04949 124 91 22 7
1611 Comfort animal? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1612 It’s ok; he doesn’t have an elbow to cough into. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1613 Please excuse our appearance while we drain the swamp. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1614 This is how we enforce social distancing 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1615 Please deposit your leftovers in the crocodile compost. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1616 Ignore him. HE eats anything. 1.3065 0.04676 124 92 27 5
1617 How fresh is the Snapper? 1.3065 0.04157 124 91 25 4
1618 We tried a live lobster tank, but the manager thought this would really set us apart from the restaurant down the street. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1619 Just in fresh from the Trump Wildlife Reserve. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1620 Don’t get within six feet - it has a cough! 1.3065 0.05015 124 94 23 7
1621 That's right. We have compostable, recyclable, landfill, and gater 1.3065 0.05513 124 98 15 11
1622 Sure, social distancing is over, but it's more trouble than it's worth to remove the alligator pits between tables. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1623 Did that thing just say Covid? 1.3065 0.04157 124 103 16 5
1624 He's mechanical,but it helps with the illusion that you ordered fresh chowder. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1625 That gentleman would like you to join him for a drink. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1626 If you don't want a take-home container, Al here will handle your leftovers. 1.3065 0.04606 124 91 29 4
1627 He's upset 'cause those shoes you're wearing is his cousin. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1628 None of that for him, he’s gluten intolerant. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1629 We don't recommend hand outs 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1630 You want separate checks? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1631 It really limits kids' time in the ball pit. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1632 Leave whatever tip he’s comfortable with 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1633 We made it snappy as requested 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1634 It’s a common mistake. It’s really an alligator and not a crocodile. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1635 He's been getting a bit spoiled lately. Some of our former diners refused to share with him and we've never seen them again. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1636 I’m sorry, but if he’s not on a leash you’ll just have to see him in awhile. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1637 That’s her offspring in your bowl. Enjoy. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1638 You remind him of the little girl who raised him in a box. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1639 Yes, it is impossible alligator stew 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1640 Is that a service animal? 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1641 Lassie, swim up the pipe and clear the clog in the kitchen. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1642 No lip smacking, it's impolite! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1643 I've told you time and again, we don't serve any alligator here. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1644 Most folks who don't tip never seem to show up again! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1645 We agreed no more ladies for you, because they give you heartburn. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1646 Our composting co-op dropped us. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1647 We are very proud of our new recycling laws here in Florida. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1648 He only likes to climb up for bad tippers. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1649 Don’t give me that crap. I happen to know alligators can live without food for over two years. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1650 Anything you don’t finish, just toss it into our recycling pit. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1651 Eventually, we'll install a railing 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1652 Do you want me to box that up? 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1653 One more peep out of you, and the Halibut special won’t be the only endangered species we’ll be serving up today. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1654 Spare me your crocodile tears! 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1655 We rely on tips to keep him well fed. 1.3033 0.05059 122 93 22 7
1656 OK, Henry - this is what you want as your Entree? 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1657 I thought we agreed you would come back later! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1658 Stay at home. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1659 If you dont stopbegging at the table, youll be my new cowboy boots. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1660 This is not what we meant by “Crocs are fine to dine”. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1661 You said I'd see you later, but it's been a while. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1662 We recycle all the scraps to him, and eventually will have soup and a purse to show for it. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1663 I caution against anything but compliments for the chef. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1664 Sure, throw her some scraps...but don't try hand feeding. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1665 Look, we saved you from extinction, don't push it! 1.3033 0.02702 122 97 21 4
1666 No begging ! Bad Crocodile. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1667 He knows we can’t throw him out so he thinks he can get away with murder. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1668 We have a new in-house system for dealing with bad Yelp reviews. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1669 I’m sorry, we’re out of the raw chicken. 1.3033 0.04566 122 90 28 4
1670 Ready to leave? Let me give you a tip." 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1671 So, medium rare for the sirloin? 1.3033 0.03470 122 91 25 3
1672 Looks like you’ve got a new best friend! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1673 Of course we allow emotional support animals. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1674 He's saying you told him you'd see him later. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1675 Is he ordering take out and why are you pointing at me? 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1676 There was some confusion on the last Crock-Pot order. We're working on an exchange. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1677 Don't worry -- we've been feeding her ImpossibleHumans 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1678 We don't serve a 'croque monsieur.' And if I see your snout in here again, you're 25 Gucci bags. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1679 He's our most regular customer. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1680 Move your chair please. He's not giving you the required six feet of space. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1681 MY CROCODILE MAY BE A BIT RUSTY BUT I BELIEVE HE'S SAYING "STAY THE F#!@K HOME". 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1682 Shut it, Lyle. You’ve already eaten one dissatisfied customer today. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1683 You might want to reconsider your tip. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1684 I know times are tough but you can't have her. She's my last customer. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1685 Look Sylvester, you're close to going from organic garbage disposal to upcycled take out bag! 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1686 I'll try the snapper 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1687 Is Pepsi okay? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1688 Sir I told you, she's not on the menu! 1.3000 0.04965 120 92 22 6
1689 That's the croque, madame. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1690 ...and while you're waiting, enjoy our pop-up reptile show. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1691 He likes you. 1.3000 0.04364 120 85 34 1
1692 She’d like Born on the Bayou and try not to ham it up too much this time. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1693 Please don’t feed him, no matter how hard he tugs at your heart strings. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1694 I taste like chicken...oh wait, that’s not right...YOU taste like chicken! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1695 He just got his own show on FOX, CGOA...’Conservative Gators Of America’ he will follow Hannity weekdays. 1.3000 0.04822 120 94 20 6
1696 Oh look, our head chef is making his way over here. I'm sure he'll want to hear your opinion on the soup of the day. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1697 I'm sorry lady but we haven't quite finished draining the swamp yet." 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1698 And here we all thought The Times was lying again with CORONA PANDEMIC LINKED TO SINGING CITY SEWER CROCODILES 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1699 I’ll have the dishwasher en papillote 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1700 All our desserts are ala moat. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1701 And then you pay an arm and a leg. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1702 I little unconventional, yes, but he does a really mean soft shoe. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1703 Are you paleo? 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1704 When our garbage disposal broke, he stepped right up to the plate. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1705 Help me!! Please! I’ve just escaped from a Hubei Province wet market - where I’m considered quite the delicacy by the way. 1.3000 0.04031 120 90 27 3
1706 Well,you said you wanted a soup with some bite to it. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1707 You might want to change your mind about ordering the alligator soup! 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1708 I told you takeout was safer. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1709 The toilets are down there ma’am. 1.3000 0.05371 120 91 20 8
1710 Our building encroaches on the Everglades, so we are required to feed the wildlife. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1711 Stop begging for food..they DIDN"T drain the swamp 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1712 Madam, Soup du jour is Alligator soup and comes with Louis Vuitton handbag. We mail you the handbag in a few weeks 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1713 Hey, man. This is a vegan place. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1714 See? He keeps coming back because you threw her a cornflake last time. 1.3000 0.04444 120 89 25 4
1715 Don't worry. I told him that we don't serve women. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1716 No Jerry, your'e on timeout until you learn some manners 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1717 We're exclusively swamp to table. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1718 We're asking our diners to donate a portion of their meal toward wildlife conservation. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1719 Please, no gluten for Ishmael. He is intolerant. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1720 Are you SURE you want to send that back to the kitchen? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1721 When I said, "See you later, Alligator," I meant at least until our last customers had gone. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1722 This one is stuffed with truffle pasta and Dover sole in a hazelnut brown butter sauce. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1723 Did you read the sign, ma'am? Let me refresh your memory: NO PETS ALLOWED!!! 1.3000 0.04364 120 98 16 6
1724 You know the rules... no shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1725 In the first place, Captain Hook isn't even here. And in the second place, you can't get in without a reservation anyway. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1726 I've told you already - It's a jungle out there, not in here. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1727 Yes of course the selection is sustainably raised. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1728 I played "Crocodile Rock" one darn time, and that was that. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1729 Crocky! She's a guest, not an hors d' oeuvre! 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1730 As long as you don’t order the raccoon, he shouldn’t bother you. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1731 I’ll take a leg and a thigh please, medium raw 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1732 Funny... it sounds just like my sister's chihuahua. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1733 Usually you’re allowed to pick, but this one seems to have picked you. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1734 If you fed him, he's just going to follow you home 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1735 I'm sorry sir, antelope is only available on the bar menu. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1736 Might I suggest todays special, which includes a hand bag 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1737 He hasn't come up for a week, but he really likes those oat squares. 1.2966 0.05008 118 91 22 5
1738 I am sorry madam, you can't share your food off a buffet 1.2966 0.04861 118 92 19 7
1739 He's tired of sheltering in place. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1740 Tomorrow, he’s soup. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1741 Social distancing please! 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1742 The health inspector said we had to address our wildebeest infestation. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1743 Not to worry, he hates the acai bowl. 1.2966 0.04709 118 86 29 3
1744 Gator gotta sing. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1745 Crocodile tears won’t keep you out of the soup, you’re an alligator. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1746 You haven't been feeding the gators, have you? 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1747 Don't worry. I top out at 11mph. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1748 I told you before, no table scraps no matter how much you beg. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1749 I think you meant to say, 'Why is there a CROCODILE behind me. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1750 I told you it was a bad idea to feed him table scraps. 1.2957 0.04617 115 83 30 2
1751 We are a farm to table, to alligator pit cafe. Jim will take your bowl when you’re done 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1752 We find it works much better keeping strangers from using the restroom than a sign. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1753 I'd like to place an order to-go. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1754 Organic, but not free range. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1755 This guy does not respect social distance. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1756 Our croc-pot stew is the freshest in town! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1757 If this your first time dining at Bond Villain’s, I want to point-out our plate sharing charge. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1758 No need to compost - we have an organic disposal. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1759 And how do you want her cooked? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1760 We're the longest established bayou themed restaurant above 34th Street, but yes, we have had second thoughts about the alligator pit. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1761 They're fresh 1.2931 0.04418 116 94 16 6
1762 Don’t listen to him. We do not put LSD in the risotto. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1763 Sorry, that was for him. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1764 Be sure to give your server a big tip. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1765 Be careful what you say. She's very protective of the chef's feelings. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1766 It’s much more eco- friendly than the typical garbage can. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1767 Stop wailing. Yes, you're an alligator, but those are crocodile tears 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1768 He said, “ So how do you feel now that your country needs the swamp?” 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1769 We need To keep him around-he’s got the time Clock 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1770 He works for peanuts and the occasional unruly customer. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1771 We need to get YOU a mask. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1772 Yes we only use sustainable organic reptiles. 1.2931 0.03467 116 92 22 2
1773 You really should cover your mouth. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1774 "He'll be disappointed if you don't leave at least 15%." 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1775 We're trying out a new composting program 1.2931 0.04418 116 87 26 3
1776 Him? He’s the CEO 1.2931 0.04584 116 90 21 5
1777 As I told you, the Gator "very rare" isn't for everyone. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1778 He's looking for a handout. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1779 Don’t worry, he’s a vegetarian. 1.2931 0.04584 116 84 30 2
1780 Sit, Felix. Cereal is not for alligators. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1781 And the green one is for organic waste 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1782 The bite is only fatal 2% of the time. Anything else I can get you? 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1783 You really need to cover your mouth with your elbow when you cough. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 23 5
1784 We pride ourselves on zero food waste. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1785 Now Stay! 1.2931 0.04976 116 89 21 6
1786 Croc-a-doodle don't, Lenny. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1787 Pick up? What's the name? 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1788 That used to be a ball pit for the kids. We thought this would be a safer alternative. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1789 You taught him to talk; you deal with his complaints. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1790 If you touch your face, it takes your hands. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1791 Seriously, don't listen to him! My name is Rand Paul and I've been held captive for nearly four years! 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1792 Yes, she's next! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1793 Excuse me, Sir, but the lady was here before you. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1794 No, there isn't any finger licking good things on the menu since she came in. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1795 ... after a while, crocodile! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1796 He is reccomending a Gatorade with the seafood platter! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1797 I told you to wait for the fat one. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1798 We are going for the urban myth ambiance. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1799 Like us on Facebook or . . . . 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1800 And you want to know if it’s fresh? 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1801 He's helping us maintain social distancing. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1802 ‘Oh, our high-tech Croc Composter? Our restaurants takes environmental precautions very seriously.‘ 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1803 The alligator nuggets are very good. And always fresh. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1804 we told you to stop coming here, Carl 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1805 You had better think of something else, washing dishes is Not an option 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1806 We make our Gatorade in-house. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1807 I'm sorry, we're vegan. We don't serve reptiles. 1.2931 0.04976 116 89 21 6
1808 Hey! I said no begging at the table! 1.2931 0.04584 116 90 22 4
1809 P.S. for good Karma steer clear Of the alligator soup. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1810 And now, Edgar will serenade you with a few prehistoric ditties. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1811 It’s called a Tallahassee compost. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1812 No, YOU send it back to the chef! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1813 You heard right. Lose the gator loafers and he’ll go vegan! 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1814 I' m sorry Miss, did you say you preferred your soup in a crock?" 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1815 And then you promised “After a while, crocodile”! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1816 Jake there is our garbage can. Leave a little for him. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1817 I could have sworn someone was sitting in that very exact spot... 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1818 That was his brother. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1819 He does not appreciate poor Yelp reviews. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1820 He came up from the sewer, I guess those urban legends are true. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1821 Daisy, what did I tell you about social distancing? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1822 Glad you did not bring your alligator bag today. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1823 He’s harmless now but you do not want to be around when that Hook guy shows up. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1824 Whether it's see you later or after awhile your still going to have to wait. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1825 Have some patience, this is her last meal. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1826 Just ignore him. He's not supposed to eat at the table. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1827 Oh, I see we are having that problem again with the lady’s room. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1828 We just thought that a garbage disposal wasn’t as convenient . 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1829 We tried to advertize as a dog-friendly cafe, but the dogs were too smart, so we changed it to a cat-cafe, and he's not happy that you didn't bring one with you. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1830 Two meters, mate. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1831 I told you to stay out by the pool. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1832 We call him '20% minimum' 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1833 Gratuities are not required but they are appreciated. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1834 Undercooked? Why don't you tell him yourself? 1.2920 0.05506 113 90 14 9
1835 No, it's not a petting zoo. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1836 Down, Ray. You just had a customer. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1837 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1838 I don't think you can have what he's having, ma'am. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1839 What was that you said again about your soup being cold? 1.2920 0.04204 113 89 19 5
1840 It's our spin on the old 'Lobster Tank' routine! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1841 He was raised by wolves. We can't get him to stop begging. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1842 So you are saying a 10% tip is not enough. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1843 Sorry, Miss. I’ll be right back. I have to bring him another side of ranch. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1844 You” Wait till she’s done 1.2920 0.04204 113 87 22 4
1845 He's complaining because his brother is in the soup. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1846 Careful to toss only scraps and not your flatware in our carbon neutral bio-disposal. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1847 Social distancing now! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1848 That's not supposed to be in here. 1.2920 0.03484 113 89 22 2
1849 You want fries with that? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1850 She didn't really mean it when she said you were, "A large handbag." 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1851 Almost everything here is vegan 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1852 Please give your leftovers to Gator Aid. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1853 You need to order a day ahead if you want Australian-style crocodile. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1854 Death roll with wasabi is on page 2. Death roll with Walter is if you forget to pay. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1855 No, she's going to eat you. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1856 Actually it's an alligator. A crocodile has a narrower snout. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1857 Your kids are not in her soup. It's clam chowder. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1858 Our restaurant has a 5 star rating and 100% customer satisfaction rate. If you have a problem, I can refer you to our complaints department over there. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1859 He works here. . he's our fish wrangler 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1860 Madame you clearly requested me to make it snappy 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1861 Talk to him if you don't like your meal. 1.2920 0.04898 113 88 19 6
1862 Yes it's perfectly safe... Six feet distance, I measured it myself" 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1863 I thought I'd bring him out so you can give your compliments to the chef in person. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1864 He helps reinforce the six feet safe distance between customers. 1.2920 0.04817 113 87 21 5
1865 Not to worry, she is just defending her territory. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1866 He's an emotional support animal, I can bring him anywhere. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1867 The soup’s got a bite to it. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1868 He recommends the Nutria Bourgignon and the Muskrat Flambé. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1869 Turns out it’s way easier than composting! 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1870 Yeah, we put him on the menu thinking someone would eat him before he eats us. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1871 Quit bawlin'. She's our new boss and she HATES Country & Western" 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1872 Oh, that's the latest 'eco (not so) friendly' food waste disposal. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1873 We no longer have a problem with influencers 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1874 He's here just in case someone tries to shut us down. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1875 Patience Al, let the customer finish HER appetizer! 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1876 On Amazon we ordered a waiter but they sent a Gator 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1877 He'd like to know if you were planning on leaving a fabulous tip. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1878 No dining in anymore. She is, of course, available for carry out. 1.2920 0.04978 113 83 25 4
1879 Please stay at least six feet away! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1880 It'll just be a minute. Your order is getting up to leave and staring at his phone. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1881 I'm sorry. It's soup or Sally. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1882 Table scraps? Nah! Guests who tip back in their chairs. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1883 Don't worry bout him...he only goes after 'runners', you'd be surprised how fast they are out of water! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1884 Would you stop crying if the chef called it a slow cooker? 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1885 No, you can't eat the nice lady unless she tries to dine and dash 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1886 He has an appetite for bad tippers. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1887 Like the sign says, takeout ONLY.” 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1888 Fresh enough for you? 1.2909 0.04154 110 85 22 3
1889 Settle down Albert, she hasn't had a chance to tip yet 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1890 Down, Fido! No dessert until she finishes her supper. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1891 Trump drained the wrong swamp. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1892 We're draining the swamp. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1893 He recommends the trout. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1894 Best Rat Control Service we've ever had! 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1895 This one is Larry. Many people are surprised to find out that he's vegan. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1896 Oh, this guy? He’s the thing that convinces people that tipping is a good idea. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1897 The moat is precisely six feet away from each table. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1898 Don’t worry. We just fed him. 1.2909 0.04445 110 83 24 3
1899 Don't mind him. He just wants attention. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1900 No more customers for you today. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1901 Go ahead and pet him if you like. You'd look great with a hook. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1902 Don't worry-he knows to stay 6 feet away. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1903 'Like the sign says, we use only the freshest ingredients." 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1904 Don't listen to him. It's all bunch of croc. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1905 It's our new social distancing policy to ensure our diners stay 6 feet apart. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1906 Shoo or it's shoes for you. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1907 Our Cajun-spiced gator bites are locally sourced. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1908 Hey Mister! No shirt, no shoes, ,no service--ok? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1909 So, a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a noodle shop... 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1910 Oh yes, gator on the menu Friday's sea food for Lent, this week 1.2906 0.04302 117 86 27 2
1911 Phew! I thought I heard a bat. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1912 And there's an automatic gator ready we add to your bill. 1.2895 0.03885 114 84 13 6
1913 You just ate his mother. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1914 Your mother is here! 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1915 Oh, don't mind him. He's just asking for a tip...of your finger or toe. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1916 He doesn't understand social distancing. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1917 dear New Yorker, my copy of Mar 16 arrived too late to enter but my caption would have been "And I'll take a glass of the mouse wine". Margaret Throsby (mthrosby@hotmail.com), Sydney Australia 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1918 He's an affordable strolling minstrel, but only knows the 'See You Later' song so far. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1919 It’s our new green garbage disposal system, however we haven’t been able to find the installer since he put it in this morning. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1920 Less spittle, more distance Mr. Faux-Fendi 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1921 Our house gator this evening is Billy Ray from Florida. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1922 Yeah, we spoiled him when we fed him the neighbor kids and now he won’t stop begging.” 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1923 Of course our gator soup is fresh. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1924 Croccy, as soon as she signs her last will and testament, she's all yours. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1925 Excuse me, is that your emotional support animal or mine? 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1926 You're looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1927 You know what happened to the last person who took his seat? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1928 Our new natural recycling program 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1929 You asked to speak to the manager. There he is. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1930 Don't be swayed by crocodile tears! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1931 You can be sure the gator bites will be fresh today 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1932 We're going green. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1933 He helps us with our organic waste. We are a completely green restaurant. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1934 See our newest addition? We feed him anyone who isn't social distancing. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1935 Don't you love it when they ask how you liked the first few bites? 1.2895 0.04266 114 92 17 5
1936 ...and that, over there, is Carl, tonight's special. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1937 No, you cannot have Kathie for breakfast. 1.2895 0.04174 114 90 19 5
1938 Don't worry, that cough's just allergies. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1939 As an off-menu item our chef can create a new handbag for you. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1940 What did you expect in a place like this, a mariachi band? 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1941 Would you like him to tell you today’s specials? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1942 Oh, him? That's how we solve our food waste problem. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1943 He is adorable, but I don't recommend you feed him. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1944 Yeah, you'd think it'd be bad for business - but it's really cut down on the number of dine-and-dashes that we see. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1945 Doggie bag? We don't give no stinkin' doggie bag! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1946 I said, "after a while." Has it been a while? No, I don't think so. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1947 Careful, you'll get a croc in your neck. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 23 3
1948 Your freshest choice would be the alligator meat if you want to chance it. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1949 And these are our organic gator bites. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1950 Can I interest you in being dessert? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1951 Ma'am a social distancing crocodile is not what we meant by service animals allowed. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1952 Flipper there thinks he's a dolphin. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1953 If you’re not in the mood for chicken.... 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1954 He’s here for people who request straws. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1955 And just to confirm, the raw Wildebeest is for you, sir? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1956 Of course, we have a no smoking section! It's just a short hop over the moat. 1.2883 0.04319 111 83 24 3
1957 Unorthodox? Yes, but we've yet to have a 'dine n' dash ' 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1958 Even if you maintain 6 feet of social distance, I’ll still have to add a sharing charge for your alligator. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1959 Now let me ask again, are you SURE you still want to see the manager? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1960 As long as it stays 6' away from me... 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1961 This is what you look like to all the animals your eating. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1962 Sir can you chew with your mouth closed, thank you 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1963 I checked with my manager and he will not waive the plate sharing fee. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1964 I recommend the alligator. As you can see, it’s very fresh. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1965 He's not crying crocodile tears. He's an alligator. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1966 Don't let him hear you asking for a doggie bag. 1.2883 0.04855 111 84 23 4
1967 Our complimentary muffins are just over there 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1968 Back off to 6 feet, or I''ll have to ask you to leave. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1969 We're still fine-tuning this new exchange-bus boy program. 1.2883 0.03707 111 85 22 3
1970 Back. You are still in quarantine. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1971 We’re strictly enforcing social distancing. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1972 Sorry, no doggy bag for your therapy alligator. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1973 He just showed up after we had some sewer work done. He really earns his keep helping us with the tip-stiffers. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1974 You mean to tell me that that's your emotional support pet? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1975 Whenever you're done, he'll take the bowl—not the spoon. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1976 Would your emotional support animal like some water? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1977 We're going to drain the swamp - next week. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1978 He'll have what you're having--and you. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1979 He wants to know if he really tastes like chicken. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1980 It HAS been a while… 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1981 Today’s special: Captain Crunch 1.2870 0.04326 115 92 17 6
1982 Way better than just throwing away leftovers 1.2870 0.04665 115 87 24 4
1983 I’ll have the salad.” 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1984 I hope the service was snappy enough for you. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1985 if that were a bat and this we're China yada yada 1.2857 0.03571 112 93 15 4
1986 Sorry no carry outs. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1987 I'm glad you don't look to surprised; you chose to eat at Disney World after all. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1988 Well, you did ask for the GatorBurger without the roll 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1989 We recommend feeding the crocodile. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1990 See ya' later cafe waiter. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1991 No, I'm pretty sure that's a crocodile 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1992 Ever wonder why we're called 'Circle of Life'? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1993 Lyle will tell you our specials 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1994 I've seen those tears before. Go home, Jon. 1.2857 0.04561 112 84 25 3
1995 I know that you have not eaten for almost a month, but just as promised, I have not forgotten my promise: SHE is your lunch date. 1.2857 0.03895 112 92 14 6
1996 No, THAT is a croc. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1997 Don't feed fear 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1998 So that'll be for one? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1999 Happy happy birthday! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2000 Now, Ally, you know better than to be jumping on the guests. 1.2857 0.04472 112 86 24 2
2001 Take out only! 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
2002 Pointing your finger at me is NOT the smartest thing to do. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2003 Cool it, boy. She has a seat at the table, so, not on the menu. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2004 I fed him a piece of bread once and it escalated to this. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2005 He gets nervous when people order eggs. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2006 You’re in the South, ma’am. That’s the closest thing we have to a side of aligot. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2007 I'm sorry sir. Like the sign says: "No sandals or Crocs allowed...." 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2008 If you eat her for having alligator soup, does that really solve anything? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2009 Think about supporting our in-house composting program. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2010 FYI, the owner takes it very personally when you send anything back. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2011 Are you going to finish that, because we have a new waste recycling program going into effect today 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2012 Don't mind him - he's just angry that he didn't make soup of the day. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2013 This new trash processing system has really cut back on our busperson staff. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2014 And you will have the usual leg of lamb? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2015 is that an Izod shirt? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2016 THAT is our eco-friendly meat tenderizer. 1.2818 0.03326 110 89 17 4
2017 He overheard you say that our prices now cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
2018 We have organic waste disposal. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2019 Any left-overs? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2020 Absolutely. Our manager Alli is available right now. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
2021 He wants you to see him later. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2022 Your purse has evolved again, Karen. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2023 Enough out of you. 1.2818 0.04008 110 90 16 4
2024 Eat or get eaten. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2025 Albert's our pastry chef. He makes a killer tres leches. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2026 Times Up! 1.2818 0.04680 110 86 20 4
2027 We’re kinda draconian about food waste here. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2028 No, he is actually saying "Tip or else." 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2029 We were thinking of allowing dogs in like in France, but we decided on something hairless. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2030 Al will be your server today. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2031 Jeremy always gets an A+ for rodent control. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2032 The Croque, Monsieur, it's for me. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2033 Your afraid of that! When I was your age, there were alligators all over, and you know what we did? we'd punch 'em in the eye and eat 'em for breakfast. After all, them alligators taste good in an nice lobster roll... 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2034 Eat it or be eaten! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2035 and you write in your tip here, madame 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2036 Our resident YouTube star Steve the Hunting Alligator wants to talk with you about today’s menu specials. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2037 Well, our "comfort dog" problem was getting crazy-bad... it seems a bit better. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2038 Our President recommended we install one to help combat COVID-19. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2039 It’s our new green garbage disposal and trash compactor. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2040 are you going to finish that pho? 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
2041 He’s our quality control officer 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2042 I can bring extra protein, but there’ll be an upcharge.” 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2043 Don't mind him, he's harmless. There are many theories about it, but since he ate the previous owner, all he wants is to greet new customers. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2044 He's only dangerous when he sneezes. 1.2818 0.05024 110 85 20 5
2045 Don't worry, it's your pho he wants to eat, not you. 1.2818 0.03683 110 93 13 4
2046 He's great for composting. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2047 Hey Larry, it’s been a while. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2048 You hate miso soup. 1.2818 0.04111 110 85 22 2
2049 It has a little bite to it. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2050 You want what she's having? That's funny, she's having your brother.” 1.2796 0.05267 93 74 14 5
2051 um yeah, his brother is in that soup, but you can pet him he won't bite. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
2052 I told ya, I'm Tom the Safe Distance Gator. If you want to stay healthy keep 6 feet from that waiter! I'm serious, hes a sex offender... 1.2762 0.02869 105 89 14 2
2053 This is my wife and need I remind you, my shirtless friend, that social distancing is a minimum of six feet? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2054 There are no social distancing concerns with Carl around. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2055 We’re still experimenting with gimmicks. 1.2762 0.05063 105 82 18 5
2056 Yeah the 'bites' in 'gator bites' is actually a verb. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2057 He takes more than tips. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2058 You can have your gator tempura-style, grilled, or blackened. 1.2762 0.04588 105 83 18 4
2059 I live in New York now, but I was, you know, 'born on the Bayou 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2060 See you later Aligator! After awhile, Crocodile Virus 20 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2061 See you in awhile, COV-idile 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2062 You want the shoes, I went to the source. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2063 I told you she's not on the menu. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2064 And you'll have the usual, sir? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2065 He's the manager. 1.2762 0.05063 105 82 18 5
2066 He's got a point. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2067 And today’s special is beef á la moat. 1.2762 0.03944 105 83 20 2
2068 No need to worry- he's at least six feet away 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2069 George here runs our complaints department. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2070 The leg of lamb will keep him satisfied. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2071 Aligator is fresh on the menu today only. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2072 Out of an abundance of caution we no longer serve wild game meats 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2073 C’mon now. You know the rules: No barking, no begging and you’re welcome to stay. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2074 Don't mind him, he just likes to chew the fat 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2075 He's just Hungry. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2076 I thought you said he was an emotional support animal? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2077 We're a zero waste establishment. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2078 Bertha's a bit rough around the edges, but tip amounts have double since she was hired. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2079 It's an extra $2 to share a plate 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2080 You and your florida room! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2081 Patience! Salad first, then the main course! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2082 Don't worry: His bite is worse than his bark. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2083 Thanks, but right now, under the circumstances, she’s looking for a Doc, not a croc! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2084 That’s our tip jar. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2085 Speak! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2086 Since they’ve drained the swamp, it’s a common feature in most DC establishments. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2087 It's hard to believe he started out a just a wallet 1.2762 0.04687 105 83 18 4
2088 Drained the swamp, didn't go well 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2089 I thought I told you we’ll see you later. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2090 If you want to eat here again, a shoe is not an adequate tip. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2091 That's #2! I told you, one waitress a week. There's a labor shortage! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2092 This is the one I was telling you about... doesn’t she smell delicious??? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2093 With no more sports, we hired the Florida Gator for a part-time gig 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2094 Complaints should be directed to the restaurant's manager, Cecil. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2095 Yes but the sign says service DOGS allowed! 1.2762 0.04588 105 77 27 1
2096 Cough into your arm, please. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2097 It might seem like he has a tough exterior, but honestly I think it's just a cry for help. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2098 He can tell you’re a chopsticks rookie. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2099 Nothing to worry about as long as you both practice social distancing. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2100 Lyle, you go right back to the cellar where you belong, now! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2101 He’s as real as you want him to be. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2102 You have the choice to be a vegan. He doesn't. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2103 Don't mind her, our usual dishwasher is in quarantine. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2104 No worry, I 've become a vegetarian 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2105 That's Dundee, our sewer rescue...when you're finished eating, just toss everything into his pit. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2106 He knows you had his mother as the dinner special last week. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2107 Two tail lengths back, buddy.” 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2108 Feed him if you like, but don't expect him to grab the check. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2109 Is your reservation in a while, or later? 1.2762 0.05152 105 85 13 7
2110 Yes, the Reptilian Special is fresh. 1.2762 0.04588 105 77 27 1
2111 It happens whenever a guest orders the turtle soup! 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2112 Hush, she is not the dessert. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2113 I don't think we should feed him at the table. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2114 Six feet away, Buster, or you turn into crocodile soup! 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2115 She sings for table scraps! 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2116 The city agreed to let us serve customers but only if we took serious measures for social distancing between them. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2117 He sounds like Tom Hanks! 1.2762 0.04170 105 81 22 2
2118 Don't mind him. He thinks you're wearing Crocs. 1.2762 0.04384 105 79 25 1
2119 Yes, we taught him to bark like a seal because his burbling growling was upsetting diners. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2120 Croc of soup for you? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2121 He’s left over from pre-C19 when the place was swamped. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2122 Please tell your emotional support animal that by law we must cook the chicken. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2123 You're eating her mother. 1.2762 0.04784 105 80 22 3
2124 You'll have to order alligator. Crocodiles are out of season. 1.2762 0.04384 105 83 19 3
2125 Ma'am, your emotional support animal must be kept on a leash. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2126 I told you before you have to order Gatorade at the bar! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2127 He gets upset every time I say crockpot 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2128 Yeah, so we're going green and this is our new garbage disposal. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2129 I told you not to sing for your supper! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2130 What's that? A chicken salad.. hold the greens, tomatoes and dressing. Chicken on the rare side and served dangling from the ceiling 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2131 And for your therapy pet, perhaps the chicken special? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2132 I told you this isn’t an all you can eat buffet! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2133 Gator waiter-haters gonna hate. 1.2762 0.04488 105 79 24 2
2134 This is Todd, our new eco-friendly trash compactor. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2135 Well, we had to change our policy on service animals. Otherwise, she's been a great addition. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2136 Do that again, and you'll end up an exotic handbag! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2137 Pardon us miss, he doesn’t usually beg for humans off the table. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2138 It's the new FDA warning on consuming raw seafood and meats. 1.2762 0.04279 105 86 14 5
2139 Yea, a lot of people make that mistake. He's actually a crocodile. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2140 My recommendations? Leave some tidbits for him. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2141 Can I interest you in tonight’s special, ma’am? It’s fresh-caught. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2142 Don´t feed him anything he´ll get annoying 1.2762 0.03449 105 84 18 3
2143 Complaints Department- always available, ever eager. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2144 'So, you want her for dessert?' 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2145 Carl, you're not you when you're hungry. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2146 For an après-lunch workout, wrestling is available. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2147 As you can see, our social distancing policy is strictly enforced. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2148 He wants you to wash his hands. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2149 He's a rescue. Captain Hook died. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2150 Just toss any leftovers into our new eco-friendly disposall. 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2151 Stay six feet away. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2152 I said, "No begging!" I'll feed you on my break. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2153 Don't let him join you. He never picks up the check. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2154 The rules are clear: if you gave him a treat earlier, he either gets your entire meal or YOU. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2155 And for your convenience, behind you is our mobile garbage disposal. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2156 Buy the effing dip!” 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 13 6
2157 My friend Ali always recommends the snapper. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2158 ‘ It’s a trick ,it’s a trick it’s a triikkkk,HELP!’’ 1.2718 0.04916 103 82 16 5
2159 If you decide to feed him there will be a $10.00 sharing fee. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2160 Stay. You're tomorrow's dinner. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2161 That's charlie, he can be real sanppy sometimes. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2162 Al only sings like that to vegans. 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2163 Our special for today is surf, turf and swamp. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2164 I'm sorry ma'am, but this is a crocodile free restaurant . Unless your "Alligator "friend has an ID I can't let him in . 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2165 He's free-range. That's all we serve. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2166 dude keep 1 m distance please 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
2167 The owners are from Sweden and Louisiana. They've gone for a "minimalist swamp" decor. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2168 We're calling it "Lagoon-to-Table" 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2169 It's not dangerous, it's 6 feet from your table. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2170 that is where we dispose of leftovers and customer's who take photos of their meals 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2171 It's really the only way to enforce social distancing. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2172 I'm required by law to tell you not to get too close to that. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2173 He would appreciate it if you ordered a live chicken for him. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2174 He said, “It’s been awhile” and you’d know what he meant. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2175 She's my emotional support alligator 1.2700 0.04462 100 80 16 3
2176 No, you know the rules. You will not play around in the wild til you let the bird clean your teeth. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2177 Not until you can sing it on key. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2178 Hey, didn't we used to have those cute little seals down there? 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2179 I’ll have the blue skirt special. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2180 Stop reminding me about the railing. 1.2700 0.03583 100 78 21 1
2181 Stop laughing, you know it is pronounced HuNAN, not huMAN chicken 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2182 Do you want to hear about today's catch? 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
2183 Sir, please remember to cough into your elbow 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2184 Hey, six feet is six feet! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2185 He’s the restaurant’s mascot. We call him “C.U. Later”. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2186 I told you. No closer until social distancing requirements have been lifted! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2187 Did you want something for your boyfriend? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2188 For the last time, alligator skin does not satisfy our no shirt-no service policy. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2189 Oh that...it can only happen in a cartoon. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2190 Being Vegan, she has no interest in pursuing a relationship. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2191 I'm sorry ma'am, I don't make the rules...that's the restaurant's social distancing policy. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2192 I don't think there's any such thing as a "Service" crock. Get him out of here. 1.2700 0.04574 100 76 22 2
2193 I hope you realize that that’s a bunch of croc! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2194 They're lower maintenance than dolphins, but this one can get a bit snappy 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2195 Do not fall for that ‘I’m choking’ gag. He ate the last person that tried to rescue him! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2196 Shouldn't you be in the swamp with the other anti-vaxxers? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2197 Restroom's that way and to the left. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2198 Frog's legs. Fetch! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2199 Because of Coronavirus, we no longer serve Bats. But we still have Alligators on the menu. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2200 Geez, at least keep your mouth droplets at a good distance when you snap at me. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2201 As a waitperson, I'm just a figment of your imagination these days. But Bob here is quite real and merely complying with stay-at-home orders. Nobody, however, bothered to explain to him whose home that was. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2202 Don’t mind him, he’s just the fumigator. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2203 No, we don't recommend petting. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2204 He's actually a Caiman. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2205 We were built around him 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2206 He knows all the songs from Mamma Mia. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2207 It's just until 6 feet becomes automatic. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2208 'And don't give him any leftovers. He hates vegan food.' 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2209 That's the "Bond Villain Suprise". 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2210 And is the little one going to need a high chair? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2211 We installed him to help with social distancing. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2212 Would you consider sharing a table? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2213 That’s our eco waste recycling device.” Robert E. Mayer Warsaw, IN Rmayer4399@comcast.net 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2214 you're out of toilet paper 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2215 Social distancing has been really hard on him." 1.2700 0.04683 100 75 22 2
2216 On the bright side, we have a lot less garbage and complaints 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2217 and I told management, the reason no one likes Rainforest Cafe is because they're not realistic enough! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2218 Tip or be tipped. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2219 You can tell the chef yourself. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2220 Stay six feet back, dude! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2221 He's our "Kale-a-gator". 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2222 Social distancing. 1.2692 0.04151 104 80 22 2
2223 Your order of Alligator bites will be right out.... 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2224 You can submit your complaints to him 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2225 Sir, keep your distance. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2226 You want your pie a la moat? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2227 Why do you get alligator arms every time the bill shows up? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2228 He’s trying to make his case against the crocodile soup. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2229 He’s how we insure social distancing. 1.2653 0.05139 98 78 16 4
2230 Don't worry - you're 6 feet away, so the droplets don't pose a threat. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2231 Are you going to eat that? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2232 All our entrees are grass fed and free range. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2233 I'm sorry, but we don't allow pets in the restaurant, only service animals. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2234 It sounded much better before he swallowed his accompanist 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2235 Calm down, I was joking when I said the special was alligator pie 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2236 Settle down. Or you will end up as tomorrow's soup of the day. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2237 You probably should have ordered something else. This guy really loves pho. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2238 Let me guess......take out? 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2239 This young lady is our special today. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2240 I told you alligator, I'd see you later. 1.2653 0.06077 98 80 10 8
2241 He misread "karaoke' as 'krokaoke,' and we haven't been able to stop him singing since. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2242 It’s hardly enough for her! 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2243 Down, Albert! Naughty boy for begging 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2244 Sir, we are requesting that guests stay 6-feet away from each other. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2245 Our social distancing associates are here to provide a fun and authentic experience for all guests. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2246 I already told you sir, you have to elbow sneeze. 1.2653 0.05533 98 80 12 6
2247 No, Liam, you’re staying that way for the next hour to think about why throwing things at your mom is wrong. 1.2653 0.02919 98 83 11 4
2248 Six feet YOU! 1.2653 0.04822 98 76 19 3
2249 My name's Dave, I'll be the one serving you today. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2250 Tastes like chicken. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2251 Please return your left overs over there. We are practicing zero waste. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2252 You just wait for the doggy bag! 1.2653 0.04483 98 72 26 0
2253 He thinks he’s a therapy dog, but really just needs therapy. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2254 Does he want water as well? 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2255 Are you in a New Yorker cartoon? Because there’s an animal in a place you wouldn’t expect it behind you. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2256 Oh, him. He usually isn't very demanding. Did you by any chance bring any small children with you 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2257 Stay! Not this one. She already left a tip. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2258 He is here to reinforce the social distancing rules 1.2653 0.05340 98 78 15 5
2259 We're encouraging carry out orders. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2260 My apologies. This is a bad place to bring a blind date. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2261 Our new moat! Part of the shelter in place program. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2262 He likes twenty percent tips. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2263 Oh that? That's the new CDC guideline for parties of two or more. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2264 He objects to people eating alligators soup in his presence so pretend your eating chicken and noodle soup. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2265 Diners toss him antidepressants. Never seen a tear. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2266 He wants you to be friends. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2267 The Mariachis couldn't make it. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2268 Yeah, the lobsters were just too much work. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2269 Jeff is here to make sure you stay six feet away from other customers. Please tip him. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2270 The day's special: fresh Nile crocodile 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2271 I would suggest giving him the rest of your stew if you are not going to eat it. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
2272 I told you, six feet is the minimum distance! 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2273 They say that hunger is the best spice, but our friend Gary over there finds fear to be equally, if not more, delicious. Now ma'am, tell me what exactly was the issue with your croutons? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2274 Purse or shoes as a side? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2275 Our newest addition: table-to-farm 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2276 I'll concede that we're both technically service animals, sure. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2277 Service alligator? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2278 He'll stop whining if you just ignore him. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2279 If I may sir, the gator recommends any small mammal up to deer size. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 17 4
2280 Our "no dining in" policy is being strictly enforced. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
2281 Yep, They taste and sound like chicken. 1.2653 0.04483 98 72 26 0
2282 Watch your step, we’re in Florida. 1.2653 0.04483 98 72 26 0
2283 How 'bout a little treat for your service animal... 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2284 Honey, you can not have her for dinner! tonight! 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2285 Now Billie, you wait for dessert like we talked about. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2286 Harold, what are you doing here? I thought I said, ‘see you LATER!’ 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2287 Your meal is ready Sr. 1.2653 0.05340 98 77 15 5
2288 Don't jump in there, we're trying to keep him vegan. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2289 He looks part borzoi, but we're holding off on the DNA test. 1.2653 0.05139 98 77 17 4
2290 Good boy ! Now roll over. 1.2653 0.04712 98 76 20 2
2291 Yes, it is a crocodile. That's kind of a dumb question. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2292 Sneeze into your elbow! 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2293 He's cheaper than a band and he solves our leftover problem. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2294 I’ve been out of a job for two weeks, can I at least get some Gator Aid? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2295 I'm sorry, sir. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2296 When you're finished, your dishes go right over there. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2297 For some reason, people tend not to like sitting at this particular table. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2298 Are you here to meet someone for a bite? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2299 We provide the full gator experience, soup and threatening proximity. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2300 Nice choice, ma’am. Now what dipping sauce would you like? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2301 Today's special of sauteed alligator tail comes with a free set of luggage. 1.2653 0.04116 98 78 17 3
2302 Don't even think of dining and dashing. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2303 I knew you’d want the side of beef. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2304 You've already had breakfast. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2305 Our garbage disposal is acting up again. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2306 Don't worry, Miss. That's the owner's pet and he rarely bites. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2307 Well, I will say, he appears to be more emotionally supportive than my boyfriend. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
2308 No worries. He’ll be on the menu next week. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2309 That’s the croc-pot chef. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2310 That there is the reason I suggested you move to the other side of the table 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2311 He' s recommending the turtle soup. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2312 Oh, he's just a metaphor for dining out. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2313 Try the alligator soup. It is to die for. 1.2604 0.04121 96 77 16 3
2314 Don’t worry, his diet is strictly vegan 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2315 Oh no, Bob left the complaint department door open again. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2316 I've told you a million times. you'll get fed after the bill is paid 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2317 Trust me. Don't feed him, or he'll just keep begging. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2318 We feed him on bad tippers 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2319 He too is about to eat. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2320 He’s warning you, in spit droplets, that your chair has only three legs. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2321 No, she's not eating one of yours ! 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2322 Careful, he is very hungry for assistants today! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2323 Gater wanna Quacker 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2324 ..and free refills of gatoraide 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2325 Oh, don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2326 She’ll have a second bowl of the fish soup to go. 1.2577 0.02443 97 80 15 2
2327 And this is our new swim instructor, he’s really motivational. They say he’s the reason Michael Phelps won all those medals. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2328 She wants you to meet her boyfriend! 1.2577 0.04464 97 79 16 2
2329 Look, its an alligator. 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
2330 He shows up whenever someone clicks that Bill Haley & The Comets oldie on our juke box. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2331 He usually calms down if you give him a bite of your arm. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2332 Oh that, that is for our special guests. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2333 "It just wants a treat, you or your tofu." 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2334 Should I get him the kids menu? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2335 I hate to be a bother, but could I get refill when you have a chance? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2336 Don't you think you're a bit underdressed? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2337 You mean you didn't order that? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2338 No, she is not an appetizer. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2339 Your crocodile tears will not get you served any faster. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2340 I might be more inclined to buy those crocodile tears if you weren't an alligator. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2341 Leave her out of it! I told you we'd wrestle after my shift was over. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2342 Fine, I'll have her. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2343 No..the last time you bought a drink for someone, your alligator arms couldn't reach your wallet!! 1.2553 0.05440 94 73 16 4
2344 At "Miami Mike's" even our food disposal unit is "on theme". 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2345 And that is the new TFSA security line separating domestic from international sections of the food court. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2346 Talk to the manager? Yes ma’am, he’s right here. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2347 Don't forget to tip your singing wader. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2348 Separate checks you say! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2349 We recycle leftovers. 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
2350 I'll get to you in a while. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2351 Don’t worry - He is here just to enforce social distancing. And since you are dining alone, you are all good! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2352 Tell him, yes, he needs a leash. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2353 Don't back up. He thinks you're dinner. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2354 No, not a garbage disposal - that’s if a patron uses a plastic straw. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2355 You could order the fried alligator appetizer, but it will take awhile to prepare! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2356 Her eggs are 100% cage-free. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2357 Throw any leftovers in our garbage-disposal unit. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2358 As I said, this place has the most authentic Louisiana gumbo anywhere, even the wildlife agree. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2359 The chef would prefer you didn’t order the soup. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2360 Here is tonight's special; direct from the crock pot. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2361 You're good, but open mic night is tomorrow. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2362 He gets a little snippy if you don't tip him. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2363 That reminds me, we've added Gatorade to our drink menu. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2364 That is our fresh special of the day! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2365 Sorry, I said the gators were fresh. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2366 Excuse me, waiter, can I get a to-go box for my gator? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2367 Shake a paw! 1.2553 0.05334 94 76 13 5
2368 He sings for tips. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2369 What's our tipping policy again? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2370 I told you not to wear your crocs! 1.2553 0.04261 94 76 17 1
2371 Now, I’m not going to have to talk to you again about social distancing am I? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2372 Be careful, don’t give him a handout. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2373 He was waiting for the Turtle Soup and you got the last bowl." 1.2553 0.05002 94 74 17 3
2374 Are you gonna eat that? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2375 He only bites when he's hungry. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2376 Your Florida salad, ma'am. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2377 Ummm. He needs to be on a leash. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2378 We are a farm-to-table-to-swamp establishment. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2379 Uh-oh, seems you were right, there's never just one. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2380 We don't allow pets, but he's an emotional duress animal. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2381 The last customers refused to social distance. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2382 That's his, 'I can't wait for dessert' look. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2383 Just to let you know: He won't be satisfied with a sandwich. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2384 You’re late for your reservation so I gave your table to her. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2385 He didn't fit into the lobster tank. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2386 He used to do a thing called the crocodile rock. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2387 Don’t encourage him. Since he ate the dog he feels entitled. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2388 Just so you know, we are strictly enforcing social distancing here. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2389 Yes, I'll get your order in a sec. Don't you see I'm tending to another customer? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2390 It's been a while. 1.2553 0.04125 94 78 13 3
2391 Clearly our Alligator soup is always fresh. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2392 Hey Chance, no rapping! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2393 Figurately speaking, his bark is worse than his bite 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2394 Seems extreme, but he’s really helped enforce social distancing. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2395 Just water for you, sir? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2396 I didn't say we had avocados, I said we had alligator pairs. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2397 She's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2398 The last person who tipped 10% ended up in there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2399 We don't do doggy bags. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2400 He thinks 10% is not enough 1.2500 0.05382 92 75 12 5
2401 Don't you tick-tock me. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2402 Ya know? Redecorating with a gator moat may have been a bad idea." 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2403 Is she bothering you croc? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2404 Yes, the Gator meat is fresh 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2405 Our new composter. Just clear your plate down his gullett 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2406 In a while, crocodile. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2407 Oh yeah, I almost forgot the special of the day: chicken fried gator with gravy and biscuits. 1.2500 0.04795 92 72 18 2
2408 It's our new recycling initiative 1.2500 0.04918 92 73 16 3
2409 Err so this is awkward. Casper here ordered the 42 year dry aged woman. Mind coming with me? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2410 Ignore him, you're a group of one. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2411 Don't mind him. He's just hungry 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2412 We're testing out a new garborgator to dispose of leftovers. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2413 Our alligator sushi is locally grown. 1.2500 0.05270 92 74 14 4
2414 He and I are in agreement- you are a luscious dish. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2415 Please recycle any leftovers. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2416 Please control your emotional support animal! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2417 Sorry, he can't stay unless he is a service animal. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2418 Don't worry about him. Just make sure to give me a good tip. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2419 Gator waiter gaydar 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2420 Don't worry, he only bites small tippers. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2421 Ma'am, is that a service animal? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2422 You said your friend will be wearing a green leather jacket? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2423 Don't worry - he's only after leftovers. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2424 And I will see YOU later.... 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2425 Frankly, it was cheaper than composting 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2426 ...and organics go over there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2427 We are organic, all farm to table, and anything you don’t finish, we compost. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2428 See you later, alligator” gets him every time 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2429 We caught him trying to dine and dash. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2430 The boss is a Luddite and that's his garbage disposal. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2431 Didn't you say you'll see him later? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2432 Complaining won't make a seat available any faster. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2433 Just don’t feed him! 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2434 If you don't like your service, give it to him. He'll eat anything 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2435 We strongly encourage composting here. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2436 You do tip well, don't you? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2437 I know you complained your soup is cold. But that’s a crock. 1.2500 0.03978 92 74 16 2
2438 he's here for the early bird special ..... 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2439 I don’t care if that’s your “comfort animal”— it’s scaring the other diners. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2440 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2441 You can have your pick of crocodile; just make sure you eat it before it eats you. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2442 This place has a real Miami Vice vibe. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2443 Hey, it's been a while. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2444 Is that Snapper Soup? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2445 I know you don't like my jokes but he's eating 'em up 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2446 Six feet. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2447 We have a no-waste policy now. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2448 No, you may not have her for lunch. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2449 He is the only one who sees your tip. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2450 He's not observing 6 feet separation 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2451 Captain Hook used to eat here until he was eaten here. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2452 Please just toss the unfinished soup over there. I'll get your check. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2453 This is our new organic biodegradable garbage disposal. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2454 I'm afraid she's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2455 Matt Lauer was an initial investor. 1.2500 0.04539 92 73 17 2
2456 Yes, the alligator is very fresh. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2457 Coffee, tea, or Gatorade?” 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2458 couldn't find his babysitter, so had to bring him to work 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2459 I’ve told you before, you’re not getting in here without a mask 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2460 I'm sorry....we only allow alligators, not crocodiles! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2461 Ma’am, the manager is ready to see you. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2462 He pops up here to chow down 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2463 And remember to tip the wait staff generously. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2464 Interested in being today’s Special? 1.2500 0.04539 92 75 14 3
2465 Why don't you ask him if the customer's always right? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2466 Could I see your vegan menu? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2467 No Hank, she is not the amuse bouche tonight 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2468 Don't mind him, he's been snappy all morning. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2469 He helps us enforce social distancing. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2470 He’s here to ensure social distancing 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2471 Don't worry, he's COVID-19 free! 1.2500 0.05038 92 70 18 2
2472 I can assure you, nothing slips through the crocs here! 1.2500 0.04539 92 74 15 3
2473 Take your time and be careful when exiting. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2474 Ma'am, just because we provide moat seating doesn't mean you can bring in your alligator. 1.2500 0.04669 92 72 18 2
2475 Stop squawking! There’s no alligator meat in the bouillabaisse 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2476 We recycle---please deposit uneaten food there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2477 Remember, bad things happen when he does not eat first. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2478 I told him the manager would ‘see him later’. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2479 Don't let his opinion affect your Yelp review, he only eats the leftovers. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2480 Now, Carleton. What did we learn about patience? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2481 No, Craig. I said we’re over. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2482 Knock it off, she can order turtle soup if she wants to. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2483 He's saying he's hungry and he's either gonna you or your leftovers. Your call. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2484 and this is our high quality, never frozen meat. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2485 You might want to keep more than a social distance from him. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2486 Your meal is coming. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2487 Waiter: Eat a snickers Debra. You become a cold blooded, reptilian beast when you don’t have anything to eat. Customer: That’s not Debra. That’s a wild alligator. Waiter: Well then it looks like we have a situation on our hands. 1.2473 0.04872 93 73 15 3
2488 He recommends the croque monsieur 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2489 A seat by the moat gets you a view and gator special. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2490 Since his Broadway show, ‘Snap’ had to close because of the Coronavirus, he is our new singing waiter! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2491 Not only do they eat the leftovers, they also make great handbags. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2492 There's a time and a place for everything, but this isn't it! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2493 Don't worry. Alligators, like dogs, can't transmit the coronavirus. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2494 Roll over and over and over and over and... 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2495 Never mind the menu, I’ll take that one, just chuck her over here! Oh, and hold the fork and knife! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2496 No I didn't mean Red Snapper, Green Snapper is the special. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2497 Only in New York. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2498 Our yelp reviews have gotten better now that snippy eats disgruntled customers. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2499 Please direct your complaints to the manager. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2500 I'm sorry, Sir but we're out of Lobster Tails Newberg. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 15 3
2501 We're out of chicken today. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2502 It's okay, he's my emotional support alligator. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2503 Ignore him. He always gets a bit agitated when I recommend the fried gator balls appetizer. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2504 We hired him as our social distancer 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2505 We no longer give him human food because we're trying to teach him not to beg. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2506 He says he highly recommends the crème brûlée to finish your meal. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2507 Don't beg, she may want a to go box. 1.2472 0.04458 89 71 16 2
2508 Can I interest you in a slice of Pomeranian? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2509 Why yes, the meat has been locally sourced. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2510 It's at your disposal. 1.2472 0.05367 89 72 13 4
2511 That’s the new health department investi-gator. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2512 I'm sorry, we do have someone waiting for this table.... 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2513 You guys know a Captain Hook? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2514 Your service croc? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2515 He's only for customers who tip less than 15 percent. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2516 The alligator sandwich will be available a little later! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2517 He loves to be petted. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2518 He's laughing his head off. Gators can't catch COVID-19. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2519 Sorry for the disturbance. He doesn’t realize you ordered the veggie ramen. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2520 Don't mind him. He's just there to enforce the social distancing rules 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2521 Since when does the six foot rule apply to gators? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2522 Just tell him that if he keeps that up he will be luggage. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2523 Crock "of" Soup? I thought you said "and" soup! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2524 We have a "No tip? We tip!" policy. 1.2472 0.04868 89 71 16 2
2525 I told the owner it's like a swamp down there with the leaky plumbing. 1.2472 0.02665 89 75 12 2
2526 And finally we have this corn meal fed, lean, fully grown female fried or grilled. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2527 That is our environmentally friendly garbage disposal. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2528 She heard you were ordering the paleo bowl 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2529 Be sure to stay at least six feet away from the social distancing pit. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2530 I do not taste like chicken ! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2531 Our new concept is alligator farm to table. Lucky for me, it's self-serve, too." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2532 Here it’s gator-ate. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2533 Our special of the day is Croc au vin." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2534 You wouldn't believe how much it cost to rep-tile the floor. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2535 I told you, no more soup. And don't give me that crocodile tear look either." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2536 That’s why I suggested changing tables if you order the duck. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2537 You will be on the menu if you don't stop begging! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2538 ...meanwhile at the CROCK-POT CAFE... "No ma'am, he's not begging for mercy, he's just singin' the blues. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2539 Gary, I swear to god, this is the last time i'm going to tell you where the bathroom is. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2540 Funny enough, they taste a little like poodle. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2541 I told you -- no more Knock Knock jokes! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2542 We named him Rona, 'cause if you get too close, you die 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2543 Keep a distanced of 6 feet. And no smoking. 1.2472 0.06448 89 75 6 8
2544 I need a hug. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2545 Be careful. If you feed them, they just come up and eat our customers. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2546 When we built straddling the Colorado-New Mexico border, little did we imagine a president would declare a national emergency and build this moat through our building. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2547 Correction: this *crocodile* ie about to attack you. Notice its pointy snout. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2548 I only have teeth for you! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2549 That right there? That's the motherfucker that bit off my cock. Luckily I'm transitioning, but still, it hurt like a bitch. Anyway, how's the Cream of Sum Young Guy? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2550 Your mouthiness is the main reason we are not swamped 1.2472 0.04599 89 69 19 1
2551 Our "Small Bites" menu is a bit of a misnomer. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2552 No, first let her finish. 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2553 And would your service animal also like some gumbo? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2554 Late to your matinee Jolene!? Get your prehistoric ass in hair and makeup now. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2555 We make our gatorade fresh at the table here. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2556 Well, this is a creative reaction to our “no dog” policy. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2557 Normally he doesn’t pester the customers but his regular weed guy is out of town. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2558 And that's where we feed our patrons who don't tip. 1.2472 0.05247 89 72 13 4
2559 That's today's special. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2560 Whine all you want, I told you we don’t have any more children! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2561 Isn't he cute, begging for scraps and extra body parts! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2562 He’s reminding you to social distance. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2563 Did you want separate checks? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2564 He’s there to make sure you maintain social distance. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2565 So you'll have the moat-meal? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2566 Don’t eat this one. The next one is flavored with Chanel No. 5. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2567 He gets snappy when people ask for doggie bags 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2568 His bark is worse than his bite, but you might want to move to a different table. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2569 We’re a zero trash establishment, just toss any food scraps to the big guy and he’ll take care of it. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2570 You don't fool me - those are crocodile tears. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2571 He's begging for scraps again - don't humor him. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2572 Correctly identify it as a crocodile or an alligator for us, and your salad will be on the house tonight. Deal? 1.2472 0.05124 89 71 15 3
2573 He wants another damn gatorade! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2574 “Yes madam, our A-- L- L-I-G-A-T--O-R is fresh, but with your Prefered 'Dining by the Pit' seating, it might be best for you to spell that or refer to this dish as Seafood Stew.” 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2575 It’s the best I can do since we’re not gonna be able to get down to Florida for a while 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2576 You look so tempting ; I'd stay a long way from the Gator. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2577 I would stay 6 feet away...then again you could risk it. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2578 Be patient, your snack is coming. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2579 Throw him a fish. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2580 We wanted to remind our patrons why they should seriously consider vegetarianism. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2581 That’s were the plumber was working 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2582 He's not actually begging. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2583 Are you sure you want to send that soup back? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2584 Dude, no. All-you-can-eat sushi night is TUESDAY. How many times are we going to go through this? 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2585 He wants his tossed salad. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2586 If you eat another customer your out of here. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2587 Our new carbon free dishwasher 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2588 And that's what happens when you don't to tip 1.2472 0.05124 89 71 15 3
2589 It was your husband who kept feeding him from the table. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2590 He likes to eat for his supper. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2591 Stop begging and wait til she pays 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2592 Despite what the tears might imply, we treat our crocodiles with the utmost care. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2593 This is what you get when you don't drain the swamp ! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2594 After what we've dealt with the past couple weeks, this is nothing. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2595 If only the experts had listened to Trump’s intuition in the first place, these alligator pits would have let us reopen the economy and stop the virus from spreading weeks ago. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2596 It's cheaper than having a general manager on payroll. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2597 Order Up 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2598 I'm social distancing myself from Spring Break. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2599 Direct from the sewers of Manhattan we have fresh alligator today. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2600 Several people asked for a pool, but I preferred a swamp. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2601 You can order the tail, the loin or a new purse. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2602 The bathroom is that way. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2603 Look, No shoes, no Izod shirt , no service. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2604 And this attraction is why your salad costs $15. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 14 3
2605 If you can wrestle him you win a free alligator dinner and if you finish the entire gator wait for it .......free desert 1.2472 0.05367 89 69 16 3
2606 Don't worry, he's just showing off. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2607 The Governor sent him over to encourage customers to opt for takeout. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 15 3
2608 That sir, is a load of croc. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2609 His bark is much worse than his bite. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2610 All bark and a little bite. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2611 Trump and the climate change deniers were wrong about the rising seas. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2612 Sorry, Miss. No pets allowed. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2613 DID YOU TELL HIM YOU’D SEE HIM LATER? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2614 Allie here’s in charge of composting. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2615 Can I Bayou another drink.” J Torpey High Point, N 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2616 No begging Lyle! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2617 We all split our tips with him. That way, everyone's happy. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2618 For your convenience, our signature moat will prevent you from getting within six feet of another customer's table. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2619 Down boy! Sorry ... still have some kinks to work out of our new social distancing moats. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2620 I said no more Fruit Loops. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2621 The trashcan is right behind you ! Lady . Please hurry up , as I am getting real hungry. We are all trying to keep our distance ! 1.2472 0.04599 89 71 16 2
2622 We switched to an eco-friendly garbage disposal. Only the leftovers, please, even if he insists on you! 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2623 Take it up with the chef. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2624 We are all out of lobster but if you like you can choose an alligator from the pond 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2625 Ah, ah,ah...6 feet apart, Sir. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2626 No - you are the leftovers. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2627 Turn around and listen to me! I tell you that is a crocodile because it has a V-shaped snout! 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2628 Oh -- also alligator, but that's a pre-order item. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2629 This is our fresh catch of the day. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2630 He’s pretty good if you can tolerate countertenor. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2631 Oh, Igor? He’s our social distancing monitor. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2632 He thinks he’s entitled to service just because his last name is Lacoste 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2633 He’s here to give you our “Swamp Specials.” 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2634 And what exactly did you do with my cat? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2635 That's our protein special! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2636 I recommend the alligator, it comes with teeth 1.2472 0.05367 89 72 13 4
2637 Did someone order Gatorade? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2638 Hey, pal. You are not six feet away. Let's be socially responsible. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2639 Don't worry about Big Al. He only bites bad tippers. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2640 I told you not to serve alligator soup! 1.2472 0.04735 89 70 17 2
2641 I'm so offended that you thought I was an alligator! Is my snout really that wide? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2642 Crocodiles will now deliver any seafood. Get used to the new norm! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2643 I usually advise folks at this table not to order the Fish Chowder 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2644 THAT'S the manager, Karen. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2645 And there's our pit orchestra. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2646 It smells your fear. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2647 Sorry, but no one else applied for the position. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2648 Tears or not, no doggie bags for him. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2649 If he's satisfied with the tip, he'll stay where he is. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2650 Yes, I know that's not how it goes. I told you "just a moment" because I'm with a customer. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2651 We’re just trying out a new sustainable approach to waste management. He’s looking after the leftovers. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2652 Not to worry. For some reason he's not fond of our turtle soup. 1.2472 0.05124 89 76 7 6
2653 No, he’s always coughed like that. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2654 He insisted you be at least six feet away. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2655 so... are you gonna eat that or can I? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2656 When the swamp became a cesspool he decided it was time to find a new home. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2657 Surprisingly fond of kolrabi, actually. 1.2472 0.04735 89 70 17 2
2658 The lady wants to hear,"Ive Got You Under My Skin." 1.2472 0.04161 89 75 10 4
2659 You heard me right: I said make it snappy. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2660 She said she would see you later. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2661 He’s the main ingredient in the Dundee stew... 1.2472 0.04312 89 72 15 2
2662 The lady with the alligator purse is a big tipper. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2663 Oh , never mind my therapy companion. Harry is just getting a little hungry. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2664 I don't care who sent you, we asked for ventilators not alligators. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2665 Oh, he's harmless. His snap is much bigger than his bite. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2666 Her favorite songs are "Happy Trails to You" and "Happy Entrails to Me. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2667 We’re trying out a new garbage disposal system 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2668 Tonight's special comes with a very nice pair of shoes. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2669 If you’re still hungry, the carving station just opened. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2670 We find the tips improve when he comes around ! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2671 If I'm not back with your order in 10 minutes, just glance into the pit. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2672 He's telling you that this is one pocketbook that your not getting" 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2673 She smells the scent of another alligator on you. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2674 Allie! You know you're not supposed to beg at the table! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2675 Just be sure to social distance, and you'll be fine. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2676 He wandered in one day, and now his lawyer says he has squatter's rights. 1.2444 0.03085 90 73 16 1
2677 Sorry, when I said it tasted like chicken, I was talking to him. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2678 Since we got Al, there’s been way less dine and dashers. 1.2444 0.04555 90 73 15 2
2679 If you don't have something nice to hiss, don't hiss anything at all 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2680 This is the kind of place where you get to see what you eat, while you eat. 1.2444 0.04124 90 73 15 2
2681 I think he wants some of your granola 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2682 If he spits in the soup, lunch is on the house. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2683 Don't feed him, you'll only spoil him 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2684 We like to make our diners feel like they are part of the natural world... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2685 The trap door was removed due to health and safety. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2686 Maybe it's the vibrato, but that 'My Way' of his speaks to my inner Drake every time. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2687 That's where we send back customers who send back their food. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2688 When I said 'the soup has bite', this is what I meant 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2689 Don’t mind Charlie, he always gets a little snappy around lunchtime. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2690 Him? Oh he's our Gator waiter. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2691 He stayed only a foot long for years when I kept him in the aquarium at home, but he’s grown like crazy since I brought him here and introduce him to bad tippers. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2692 What does he want? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2693 We aren’t sure how he learned it, but he has been barking at all our customers for some time now — 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2694 Betcha HE knows where Carol’s husband is! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2695 When he first started with the Poke Salad Annie shtick we thought it was cute, but frankly it’s gotten a little old. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2696 The chef was getting sick of the 1-star Yelp reviews, so now we just toss in anyone that doesn't seem to be enjoying their food. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2697 Don't tease him. He's been binge watching old episodes of 'The Crocodile Hunter' ever since the University of Florida furloughed him over the coronavirus. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2698 Don’t worry he’s friendly. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2699 Now the alligator soup might be something you would think about for next week! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2700 He loves sushi 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2701 Translated it means he ate Flipper and Lassie! 1.2444 0.04822 90 77 10 3
2702 This is not the way it happened in "It's a Wonderful Life." 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2703 Aw, snap. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2704 When we're up to our necks in alligator, it's easy to forget that our goal is to serve turtle soup. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2705 Today's special is gator bites. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2706 NOT NOW! NOT YET! How many times do I have to tell you? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2707 Let me guess... forgot "your" toilet paper again... 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2708 I don't recommend the gator bites. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2709 Your song needs a hook 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2710 That's not the gator barking- it's your dog. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2711 He comes with the appetizer. 1.2414 0.03993 87 71 14 2
2712 Quiet, or I'll turn you into a croc pot. 1.2414 0.05289 87 71 12 4
2713 Blofeld's economising. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2714 Our kitchen staff all wear crocs. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2715 It does taste like chicken, but it’s fresh. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2716 Keep an arm's length away when tossing your food scraps. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2717 Today's Special: Crocodile Meat & Greet 1.2414 0.04757 87 68 12 3
2718 I told you it takes a reptillian brain to enjoy your jokes. 1.2414 0.02292 87 75 10 2
2719 Meet our tip monitor. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2720 Yeah, we're going to need the table back. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2721 For tips, she does politicial impressions. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2722 It’s an alligator naming contest. Or if you want to go meta, you could caption this whole scene.” 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2723 She’s wearing Izod. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2724 You ordered 'al dente' right? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2725 Chance, seriously. Enough is enough. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2726 Oh yeah. So. Cool pivot this week: our compost bins are now an alligator. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2727 You’re not at Gatorland anymore, so stop begging for frozen chickens. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2728 Pay no attention to his Yelp review of the alligator soup. 1.2414 0.04895 8