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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-03-22T21:47:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-04-05T22:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-03-30T21:51:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 6, 2020 |
Number of captions | 4770 |
Number of responses | 883343 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You asked if I wanted product in my hair...and I said a smidgeon...a smidgeon, Ralph. | 2.1894 | 0.00610 | 15489 | 3336 | 5907 | 6234 |
1 | Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top? | 2.0764 | 0.00651 | 12973 | 3152 | 5686 | 4125 |
2 | I switched from Pantene to Dove | 2.0672 | 0.00685 | 12567 | 3345 | 5036 | 4177 |
3 | It started off as a lark. | 2.0322 | 0.00683 | 12889 | 3716 | 5052 | 4113 |
4 | Well, the good news is I finally got the monkey off my back. | 1.9648 | 0.00718 | 11628 | 3740 | 4571 | 3313 |
5 | That chair's not going to work. This is a stool pigeon. | 1.9637 | 0.00736 | 11988 | 4149 | 4130 | 3702 |
6 | We met in the park, we had a connection, now I can't get her out of my head.. | 1.9633 | 0.00773 | 10294 | 3401 | 3885 | 3004 |
7 | It definitely helps with social distancing. | 1.9597 | 0.00730 | 10907 | 3442 | 4476 | 2984 |
8 | Just be glad I didn’t come here when I had a pony tail. | 1.9413 | 0.00796 | 10029 | 3519 | 3590 | 2916 |
9 | I'm here for the early bird special. | 1.9351 | 0.00771 | 10003 | 3363 | 3948 | 2687 |
10 | Just a trim, and don't worry. The pigeon's not a carrier. | 1.9272 | 0.00820 | 9313 | 3296 | 3402 | 2613 |
11 | You were right; I’m a chick magnet! | 1.9114 | 0.00864 | 8004 | 2830 | 3076 | 2092 |
12 | I'm letting her shelter in place. | 1.8993 | 0.00844 | 8172 | 2884 | 3248 | 2033 |
13 | It was nice for a change, but let's just go back to a duck tail. | 1.8829 | 0.00809 | 8333 | 2847 | 3626 | 1859 |
14 | When you wear a baseball cap everyone knows you're just covering a bald spot. | 1.8787 | 0.00892 | 7395 | 2695 | 2902 | 1790 |
15 | Got her on the first day of Christmas. | 1.8744 | 0.00846 | 8496 | 3208 | 3152 | 2131 |
16 | You see it too? My psychiatrist said it's all in my head"... | 1.8380 | 0.00938 | 6770 | 2663 | 2541 | 1563 |
17 | Yes, just a shave. Why? | 1.8366 | 0.00927 | 6738 | 2596 | 2649 | 1491 |
18 | I guess I should have been more specific when I said I wanted a haircut to pick up chicks. | 1.8269 | 0.00791 | 9544 | 3820 | 3550 | 2168 |
19 | Just a smidgeon off the sides and a pigeon off the top. | 1.8060 | 0.01065 | 5217 | 2176 | 1886 | 1149 |
20 | Unfortunately, it’s a protected species | 1.7880 | 0.00949 | 6500 | 2737 | 2403 | 1359 |
21 | I loved what you did with my wife’s beehive. | 1.7686 | 0.01166 | 4447 | 1978 | 1517 | 950 |
22 | You're going to have to work around my emotional support animal. | 1.7649 | 0.01091 | 4858 | 2121 | 1763 | 973 |
23 | I guess it's still better than two in the bush. | 1.7608 | 0.01273 | 3549 | 1551 | 1294 | 701 |
24 | Try not to disturb the eggs. | 1.7517 | 0.01218 | 3810 | 1685 | 1385 | 728 |
25 | You remember that sunflower seed shampoo and conditioner you recommended.......... | 1.7508 | 0.01081 | 4780 | 2097 | 1785 | 897 |
26 | Can you spike my hair? So this doesn't happen again. | 1.7493 | 0.01193 | 4092 | 1840 | 1437 | 809 |
27 | I heard about your shop on Twitter. | 1.7417 | 0.01203 | 4003 | 1824 | 1396 | 782 |
28 | Thing is, they mate for life. | 1.7355 | 0.01422 | 2786 | 1255 | 1015 | 516 |
29 | Why are you holding your scissors like that? | 1.7232 | 0.01365 | 3244 | 1570 | 1007 | 663 |
30 | I'm the guy who said his hair looked like a real bird's nest on the phone. | 1.7221 | 0.01322 | 3087 | 1386 | 1173 | 525 |
31 | Coronavirus, huh? I'm still dealing with the bird flu! | 1.6810 | 0.01205 | 3843 | 1878 | 1309 | 654 |
32 | Hardly inconvenient at all, compared to my life after they hatch. | 1.6781 | 0.01233 | 3557 | 1736 | 1235 | 582 |
33 | Her flight was cancelled. | 1.6777 | 0.01323 | 3255 | 1619 | 1063 | 571 |
34 | The internet is down. | 1.6745 | 0.01137 | 5437 | 3082 | 1028 | 1314 |
35 | Can you get this man off my ass? | 1.6721 | 0.01377 | 3437 | 1874 | 818 | 744 |
36 | I’m ready to be an empty nester. | 1.6695 | 0.01759 | 1779 | 888 | 594 | 297 |
37 | Yes, I feed pigeons in the park. Why do you ask? | 1.6636 | 0.01252 | 3466 | 1741 | 1159 | 566 |
38 | The usual. | 1.6553 | 0.01681 | 1970 | 1007 | 636 | 327 |
39 | It helps with social distancing. | 1.6505 | 0.01408 | 2741 | 1394 | 911 | 435 |
40 | Leave the sideburns and just clip the wings | 1.6481 | 0.01440 | 2336 | 1134 | 895 | 307 |
41 | If possible, I'd like to keep it feathered. | 1.6437 | 0.02196 | 1002 | 484 | 391 | 127 |
42 | If you can get the breadcrumbs out, I think he'll leave on his own. | 1.6248 | 0.01551 | 1975 | 985 | 747 | 242 |
43 | Just a discrete little trim above the ears, I don’t want to ruffle feathers and get egg on my face. | 1.6242 | 0.01550 | 2198 | 1150 | 721 | 324 |
44 | Can you take a smidgeon off the sides and a pigeon off the top? | 1.6224 | 0.01655 | 1965 | 1046 | 616 | 302 |
45 | He's taken me under his wing. | 1.6221 | 0.01609 | 1876 | 944 | 697 | 235 |
46 | Can you make me less attractive to chicks? | 1.6215 | 0.01670 | 1955 | 1055 | 590 | 310 |
47 | Just a trim. Leave the nest. | 1.6180 | 0.01641 | 1903 | 988 | 650 | 263 |
48 | Don't worry, he's not a carrier. | 1.6173 | 0.01708 | 1730 | 896 | 600 | 233 |
49 | My last barber didn’t quite understand what I meant by ‘feathering.’ | 1.6165 | 0.01592 | 1901 | 961 | 705 | 233 |
50 | What's your partridge-in-a-hair fee? | 1.6131 | 0.01868 | 1623 | 894 | 461 | 267 |
51 | Actually, I'd like to look less statuesque. | 1.6084 | 0.01849 | 1591 | 866 | 482 | 243 |
52 | It's on the endangered species list, so you'll have to work around it. | 1.6015 | 0.01796 | 1498 | 784 | 529 | 185 |
53 | Short back and sides - and feathered on top. | 1.5992 | 0.01860 | 1467 | 784 | 487 | 196 |
54 | If President Trump gets a haircut with that thing in his hair, why can't I. | 1.5988 | 0.02081 | 1311 | 743 | 352 | 216 |
55 | It works fine until hunting season. | 1.5978 | 0.01981 | 1340 | 730 | 419 | 191 |
56 | Why yes, I am single, how could you tell? | 1.5975 | 0.02023 | 1292 | 705 | 400 | 186 |
57 | I don't care. Just wing it. | 1.5967 | 0.01902 | 1334 | 699 | 474 | 161 |
58 | Did you get my tweet? | 1.5927 | 0.02020 | 1225 | 667 | 394 | 164 |
59 | Give this man a haircut and put it on my bill. | 1.5926 | 0.02105 | 1264 | 716 | 347 | 201 |
60 | I thought you said you'd leave just a smidgen on top. | 1.5904 | 0.02022 | 1294 | 723 | 381 | 190 |
61 | Shampoo, perm and conditioning please. And just a shave for me. | 1.5893 | 0.02014 | 1220 | 660 | 403 | 157 |
62 | She has been trying to hatch my bald spot for about a week now! | 1.5875 | 0.02113 | 1217 | 690 | 341 | 186 |
63 | Don’t be concerned. The pigeon’s not a carrier. | 1.5863 | 0.02088 | 1216 | 679 | 360 | 176 |
64 | It's an old Manhattan Indian trick to hide balding, they call it the Trump Nest. | 1.5849 | 0.02213 | 1190 | 696 | 292 | 202 |
65 | It keeps me from touching my face. | 1.5846 | 0.02472 | 869 | 486 | 258 | 125 |
66 | Look Dave, I'm telling you, it works. Coronavirus shmoronavirus, Face masks, hand sanitizer, nonsense, walk around with a head bird and no one will get near you. | 1.5826 | 0.02095 | 1138 | 623 | 368 | 147 |
67 | Nothing drastic, just a little less plumage. | 1.5822 | 0.02847 | 584 | 311 | 206 | 67 |
68 | He'd like it a little neater on top so he can invite someone over. | 1.5799 | 0.02147 | 1114 | 622 | 337 | 153 |
69 | ... and kind of feathered on the sides, I guess. | 1.5778 | 0.02157 | 1092 | 605 | 343 | 144 |
70 | I said mo-HAWK. | 1.5768 | 0.02194 | 1042 | 575 | 333 | 134 |
71 | I’ve been sheltering in place so long, he thinks I’m a statue. | 1.5746 | 0.02196 | 1039 | 575 | 329 | 132 |
72 | It's a faux hawk. | 1.5706 | 0.02272 | 985 | 562 | 282 | 137 |
73 | Yes, I do have flyaway hair. | 1.5704 | 0.02258 | 980 | 553 | 298 | 129 |
74 | You must be the early bird booking. Take a seat, sir. | 1.5686 | 0.02255 | 948 | 520 | 315 | 112 |
75 | But you'd let a service dog in? | 1.5683 | 0.02300 | 901 | 493 | 304 | 104 |
76 | You may want to put some newspaper on the floor. | 1.5678 | 0.02245 | 958 | 530 | 313 | 115 |
77 | I call it “Hair BnB.” | 1.5644 | 0.02333 | 900 | 504 | 285 | 111 |
78 | Can we get the early bird discount? | 1.5633 | 0.02298 | 900 | 496 | 301 | 103 |
79 | Be extra careful around the bird. I can’t find my way home without him. | 1.5633 | 0.02359 | 900 | 510 | 274 | 116 |
80 | The usual: short on the sides and feathered on top. | 1.5626 | 0.02356 | 887 | 497 | 281 | 109 |
81 | It's worth three in the bush. | 1.5604 | 0.02443 | 869 | 500 | 251 | 118 |
82 | It's not a pigeon, it's called a "Man Dove". | 1.5598 | 0.02396 | 861 | 488 | 265 | 108 |
83 | Yes, it's been a while. | 1.5595 | 0.02413 | 865 | 492 | 262 | 111 |
84 | This wasn't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted my haircut to attract the chicks... | 1.5581 | 0.02476 | 844 | 487 | 243 | 114 |
85 | He's sheltering in place, so nothing off the top. | 1.5533 | 0.02502 | 797 | 456 | 241 | 100 |
86 | It's kind of the opposite of being pigeon toed. | 1.5528 | 0.02529 | 796 | 460 | 232 | 104 |
87 | He's been there since the shelter in place order. | 1.5527 | 0.02475 | 778 | 447 | 236 | 95 |
88 | I like the top. If you could just feather the sides. | 1.5523 | 0.02344 | 775 | 416 | 290 | 69 |
89 | It’s a combing pigeon. | 1.5514 | 0.02591 | 740 | 424 | 224 | 92 |
90 | I can't part with it. | 1.5492 | 0.02634 | 732 | 425 | 212 | 95 |
91 | I’m his emotional support human. | 1.5470 | 0.02623 | 744 | 435 | 211 | 98 |
92 | I know, but we need the eggs. | 1.5463 | 0.02586 | 734 | 423 | 220 | 90 |
93 | Can you feather it a bit in back? | 1.5463 | 0.02579 | 734 | 421 | 225 | 88 |
94 | I've been cooped up at home. | 1.5423 | 0.02586 | 686 | 386 | 228 | 72 |
95 | You should have seen the cowlick. | 1.5418 | 0.02712 | 705 | 418 | 192 | 95 |
96 | I would, but I need the eggs. | 1.5418 | 0.02636 | 694 | 399 | 214 | 81 |
97 | Just the sides. He's sheltering in place. | 1.5417 | 0.02639 | 696 | 401 | 213 | 82 |
98 | No, this is the barber-shop ... the psychiatrist is next door | 1.5414 | 0.02671 | 665 | 380 | 210 | 75 |
99 | Don’t cut it too short around the nest. I don’t want to end up with egg on my face. | 1.5391 | 0.02782 | 677 | 405 | 179 | 93 |
100 | Remember us? | 1.5391 | 0.02725 | 653 | 378 | 198 | 77 |
101 | Well...I guess it’s better than a rat’s nest. | 1.5390 | 0.02686 | 666 | 384 | 205 | 77 |
102 | Are we keeping the bird? | 1.5390 | 0.02672 | 679 | 393 | 206 | 80 |
103 | Can you cut around it? We need the eggs | 1.5371 | 0.02710 | 661 | 384 | 199 | 78 |
104 | The regular, Frank....just a quick smidgeon off the pigeon. | 1.5348 | 0.02780 | 647 | 382 | 184 | 81 |
105 | Do you offer any kind of an early-bird special? | 1.5342 | 0.02737 | 644 | 374 | 194 | 75 |
106 | A little birdie told me I need a haircut. | 1.5331 | 0.02823 | 634 | 377 | 176 | 81 |
107 | This is an improvement. My hair has always been a rat’s nest. | 1.5330 | 0.02781 | 636 | 374 | 185 | 77 |
108 | I was thinking along the lines of a buzz cut, but I don't want to ruffle any feathers. | 1.5321 | 0.02738 | 624 | 360 | 196 | 68 |
109 | It's not what I had in mind when I asked for a feathered look. | 1.5321 | 0.02700 | 624 | 356 | 204 | 64 |
110 | Yeah I know it looks ridiculous but I’ve been cooped up like everyone else. | 1.5313 | 0.02741 | 623 | 360 | 195 | 68 |
111 | When your name is Frank Capistrano you get this every Spring. | 1.5306 | 0.02869 | 605 | 359 | 171 | 75 |
112 | It's called nesting in place. | 1.5304 | 0.02775 | 592 | 339 | 192 | 61 |
113 | I have fly-away hair. | 1.5300 | 0.02779 | 600 | 347 | 187 | 64 |
114 | Just the usual preening today, Joe. | 1.5298 | 0.02664 | 604 | 338 | 212 | 54 |
115 | On the other hand, no one notices that I am bald | 1.5291 | 0.02813 | 584 | 337 | 185 | 62 |
116 | Been a while since your last cut. Last time it was still an egg. | 1.5280 | 0.02817 | 589 | 342 | 183 | 64 |
117 | Just enough so that I look less like a pear tree. | 1.5264 | 0.02845 | 587 | 344 | 177 | 66 |
118 | Just make sure I don’t walk out of here with egg on my face. | 1.5263 | 0.02848 | 589 | 346 | 176 | 67 |
119 | Just some light preening for now. | 1.5251 | 0.03371 | 358 | 198 | 132 | 28 |
120 | We're very close, but we rarely see eye to eye. | 1.5222 | 0.03080 | 517 | 309 | 146 | 62 |
121 | If you think this is bad, you should see my brother! He's got a real rat's nest going! | 1.5211 | 0.03242 | 426 | 246 | 138 | 42 |
122 | Just clean up the sides and leave enough on the top to keep the eggs warm. | 1.5207 | 0.02866 | 555 | 323 | 175 | 57 |
123 | This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to give me a haircut that attracts chicks | 1.5206 | 0.02936 | 534 | 312 | 166 | 56 |
124 | I'm sorry I have to say it, Terry, but this is slightly more noticeable than your bald spot | 1.5205 | 0.02928 | 536 | 313 | 167 | 56 |
125 | Can I reschedule my appointment? We're still waiting for the eggs to hatch. | 1.5191 | 0.02819 | 549 | 315 | 183 | 51 |
126 | It was either this or a comb over. | 1.5191 | 0.02735 | 549 | 320 | 177 | 50 |
127 | It's not so bad--last year I had an operation to remove the monkey from my back. | 1.5177 | 0.02948 | 537 | 317 | 162 | 58 |
128 | Be careful, she's pretty protective. | 1.5150 | 0.02966 | 499 | 289 | 163 | 47 |
129 | When you're done with the bird watching, I'd like a haircut. | 1.5149 | 0.03055 | 503 | 299 | 149 | 55 |
130 | The ornithologist recommended you! | 1.5136 | 0.03073 | 516 | 312 | 143 | 61 |
131 | It's very effective at keeping people six feet away. | 1.5127 | 0.02994 | 511 | 302 | 156 | 53 |
132 | Don't mind the twigs - we're expecting. | 1.5119 | 0.03055 | 506 | 303 | 147 | 56 |
133 | Go easy on the top, she’s a flight risk. | 1.5118 | 0.03155 | 467 | 278 | 139 | 50 |
134 | Nothing drastic, just a smidgeon off the sides and a pigeon off the top. | 1.5105 | 0.03234 | 474 | 290 | 126 | 58 |
135 | Just trim the sides for now. I'll get the rest done when he flies South for the winter." | 1.5092 | 0.03033 | 487 | 290 | 146 | 48 |
136 | You can’t or you won’t? | 1.5077 | 0.03287 | 453 | 277 | 122 | 54 |
137 | Mom says, not everyone’s brain is this obvious. | 1.5072 | 0.03313 | 487 | 309 | 109 | 69 |
138 | Well, I did ask for a style that attracted chicks. | 1.5063 | 0.02979 | 480 | 279 | 159 | 42 |
139 | His name is Mo and he wants to look like a hawk. | 1.5022 | 0.03207 | 454 | 280 | 122 | 52 |
140 | Just a trim, I need to return a message in 10 minutes. | 1.5022 | 0.03166 | 462 | 278 | 134 | 49 |
141 | Can you make it look less like a bird's nest this time? | 1.5022 | 0.03166 | 462 | 279 | 134 | 49 |
142 | A little bird told me you're the best in town. | 1.5011 | 0.03108 | 449 | 265 | 143 | 40 |
143 | Meet Elias, my emotional support pigeon. | 1.5011 | 0.03100 | 457 | 271 | 143 | 43 |
144 | I said a smidgen off the sides and a pigeon off the top | 1.5011 | 0.03295 | 457 | 284 | 117 | 56 |
145 | It seems to help with social distancing. | 1.5000 | 0.03165 | 444 | 265 | 136 | 43 |
146 | I'm Batman, and she's Robin. | 1.5000 | 0.03288 | 450 | 278 | 119 | 53 |
147 | We have a deal: I give her all the clippings she needs for her nest, and she doesn’t poop on my head. | 1.5000 | 0.03067 | 454 | 267 | 147 | 40 |
148 | A little off the top and feather the sides. | 1.4989 | 0.03149 | 447 | 267 | 137 | 43 |
149 | Can you do anything with my fly-away hair? | 1.4989 | 0.03228 | 441 | 267 | 128 | 46 |
150 | I met her on Twitter. | 1.4977 | 0.03244 | 444 | 271 | 125 | 48 |
151 | If fixing this isn't an essential service,I don't know what is | 1.4977 | 0.03085 | 442 | 272 | 125 | 45 |
152 | I was thinking more of a ducktail. | 1.4966 | 0.03260 | 441 | 270 | 123 | 48 |
153 | She'd like you to feather her nest. | 1.4966 | 0.03276 | 441 | 271 | 121 | 49 |
154 | Can you take a little something off the top? | 1.4966 | 0.03174 | 439 | 263 | 134 | 42 |
155 | That's not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted it feathered. | 1.4966 | 0.03162 | 435 | 259 | 136 | 40 |
156 | Well, as you can tell, my last haircut was for the birds. | 1.4966 | 0.03341 | 435 | 270 | 114 | 51 |
157 | Ok, let's see if you're better than the last guy. I told him that I wanted short back and sides, with a SMIDGEON left on top. | 1.4965 | 0.03217 | 431 | 263 | 123 | 43 |
158 | It's less obvious than a comb over. | 1.4954 | 0.03184 | 434 | 260 | 133 | 41 |
159 | He's got the bill. | 1.4954 | 0.03161 | 432 | 257 | 136 | 39 |
160 | Except for being cooped up I’ve been fine! | 1.4941 | 0.03221 | 427 | 261 | 120 | 44 |
161 | Are you sure this covers the bald spot? | 1.4941 | 0.03065 | 423 | 245 | 147 | 31 |
162 | I think he makes me look statuesque. | 1.4941 | 0.03340 | 421 | 259 | 116 | 46 |
163 | I started a Hair BNB. | 1.4929 | 0.03356 | 424 | 263 | 113 | 48 |
164 | And that's when I said to myself, 'Josh, you need a haircut'. | 1.4929 | 0.03300 | 422 | 258 | 120 | 44 |
165 | My last barber had a different interpretation of the 'feathered' look. | 1.4917 | 0.03289 | 421 | 257 | 121 | 43 |
166 | She’s a homing pigeon; I’m directionally challenged. | 1.4915 | 0.03382 | 411 | 254 | 112 | 45 |
167 | How about a style that makes me look less like a statue? | 1.4904 | 0.03352 | 416 | 257 | 114 | 45 |
168 | It covers the bald spot perfectly and I quite enjoy the company. | 1.4904 | 0.03317 | 416 | 255 | 118 | 43 |
169 | It's my therapy pigeon. | 1.4901 | 0.03394 | 406 | 251 | 111 | 44 |
170 | I 'm tired of the bird's nest. Let's try a bee hive this time. | 1.4901 | 0.03210 | 406 | 241 | 131 | 34 |
171 | Chicks love it. | 1.4890 | 0.03394 | 409 | 254 | 110 | 45 |
172 | When I said I wanted my hair to be feathered, this isn't exactly what I meant. | 1.4890 | 0.03268 | 409 | 247 | 124 | 38 |
173 | She's my social distancing support animal. | 1.4882 | 0.03615 | 381 | 242 | 92 | 47 |
174 | It's still worth two in the bush! | 1.4876 | 0.03419 | 402 | 250 | 108 | 44 |
175 | It's symbiosis at its best, Ralph. No bald spot for me and she gets a nest. | 1.4876 | 0.03308 | 402 | 244 | 120 | 38 |
176 | He'd like a little more leg room. | 1.4874 | 0.03267 | 396 | 237 | 125 | 34 |
177 | For the most part we’re nesting at home, why do you ask? | 1.4872 | 0.03250 | 392 | 233 | 127 | 32 |
178 | You do topiary? | 1.4866 | 0.03444 | 374 | 228 | 110 | 36 |
179 | All the kids are doing it. They call it the pullet. | 1.4863 | 0.03407 | 401 | 249 | 109 | 43 |
180 | He’s great for social distancing. | 1.4862 | 0.03326 | 399 | 243 | 118 | 38 |
181 | When you do the trim, could you change the newspaper? | 1.4862 | 0.03382 | 399 | 246 | 112 | 41 |
182 | Oh, he’s a softie. The hard part will be the two birds in my bush. | 1.4861 | 0.03577 | 397 | 255 | 91 | 51 |
183 | Thank you for not laughing. She's very sensitive. | 1.4855 | 0.03512 | 379 | 236 | 102 | 41 |
184 | It all started with an attempted coo. | 1.4848 | 0.03401 | 396 | 245 | 110 | 41 |
185 | What hat? | 1.4848 | 0.03356 | 394 | 241 | 115 | 38 |
186 | Maybe you could feather it a little bit? | 1.4848 | 0.03337 | 394 | 240 | 117 | 36 |
187 | I won't even tell you where he nests in the winter. | 1.4833 | 0.03689 | 360 | 229 | 88 | 43 |
188 | I specifically asked for a mo-HAWK. | 1.4832 | 0.03683 | 387 | 253 | 81 | 53 |
189 | Short on the sides, and feather the top. | 1.4818 | 0.03458 | 384 | 239 | 105 | 40 |
190 | Make it look like an accident. | 1.4818 | 0.03555 | 384 | 244 | 95 | 45 |
191 | That’s right. I did come in last month with a rat’s nest. | 1.4818 | 0.03458 | 384 | 239 | 105 | 40 |
192 | What can you recommend for Male Pattern Bird’s nest? | 1.4817 | 0.03451 | 382 | 237 | 106 | 39 |
193 | Trim the sides, and feather the top. | 1.4817 | 0.03411 | 382 | 235 | 110 | 37 |
194 | I'm torn between looking neat and preserving established breeding habitats. | 1.4817 | 0.03530 | 382 | 241 | 98 | 43 |
195 | Maybe it makes me look TOO statuesque? | 1.4817 | 0.03471 | 382 | 238 | 104 | 40 |
196 | My wife says it’s good practice for when I get a statue erected in my honor. | 1.4802 | 0.03551 | 379 | 240 | 96 | 43 |
197 | I just need you to take a little something off the top. | 1.4801 | 0.03464 | 377 | 234 | 105 | 38 |
198 | Leave enough on top for the chicks. | 1.4795 | 0.03589 | 365 | 230 | 95 | 40 |
199 | We’re both waiting for the restaurants to re-open. | 1.4784 | 0.03448 | 370 | 228 | 107 | 35 |
200 | Don't take too much off the top. She's due to migrate in a couple of weeks. | 1.4784 | 0.03362 | 370 | 224 | 115 | 31 |
201 | Well, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I asked for the feathered look. | 1.4753 | 0.03217 | 364 | 214 | 127 | 23 |
202 | ...but it’s worth 2 in the bush. | 1.4753 | 0.03574 | 364 | 230 | 95 | 39 |
203 | Can I get a pluck and shave? | 1.4750 | 0.03404 | 360 | 219 | 111 | 30 |
204 | I'd shoo her off, but I need the eggs. | 1.4749 | 0.03486 | 358 | 221 | 104 | 33 |
205 | Just wing it... | 1.4735 | 0.03653 | 359 | 230 | 88 | 41 |
206 | It's endangered, so you will need to cut around it | 1.4735 | 0.03545 | 359 | 225 | 98 | 36 |
207 | Just a little trim around the hedges. | 1.4735 | 0.03478 | 359 | 222 | 104 | 33 |
208 | This is so much better than the rat's nest it used to be. | 1.4731 | 0.03474 | 353 | 217 | 105 | 31 |
209 | It's called Hair B&B. I rent out my bald spot; he gets to live like a local. | 1.4731 | 0.03633 | 353 | 224 | 91 | 38 |
210 | Careful, he might be a carrier. | 1.4731 | 0.03566 | 353 | 221 | 97 | 34 |
211 | No, I do not have a chicken on my head. That would be ridiculous. This is a pigeon. | 1.4726 | 0.03564 | 347 | 216 | 98 | 33 |
212 | Apparently he's sheltering in place. | 1.4723 | 0.03497 | 343 | 210 | 104 | 29 |
213 | Do you have anything for flyaway hair? | 1.4718 | 0.03440 | 337 | 203 | 109 | 25 |
214 | What can you do for flyaway hair? | 1.4718 | 0.03516 | 337 | 206 | 103 | 28 |
215 | How about $7.50 and two eggs? | 1.4716 | 0.03550 | 352 | 220 | 98 | 34 |
216 | Try not to ruffle any feathers | 1.4713 | 0.03462 | 348 | 213 | 106 | 29 |
217 | Could you just take a little something off the top? | 1.4713 | 0.03340 | 348 | 208 | 116 | 24 |
218 | The final exam at Barber's College was more than Phil had prepared for. | 1.4706 | 0.04072 | 289 | 186 | 70 | 33 |
219 | Just a trim until they hatch. | 1.4697 | 0.03610 | 347 | 219 | 93 | 35 |
220 | You want it crested, tufted or feathered? | 1.4692 | 0.03560 | 341 | 212 | 98 | 31 |
221 | Since I saved her from the Avian flu, she said she's with me on this one. | 1.4692 | 0.03462 | 341 | 208 | 106 | 27 |
222 | She landed just after the shelter in place order was issued. | 1.4688 | 0.03639 | 337 | 211 | 92 | 33 |
223 | Is it my tern? | 1.4685 | 0.03719 | 333 | 212 | 86 | 35 |
224 | What happened to the iguana? | 1.4675 | 0.03773 | 338 | 219 | 80 | 39 |
225 | I’d like to make an appointment for say, late spring? | 1.4673 | 0.03522 | 336 | 207 | 101 | 28 |
226 | Twitter's down, so I'm Tweeting old school. | 1.4673 | 0.03622 | 336 | 211 | 93 | 32 |
227 | I can't wait for the part where you ask what's new in my life. | 1.4667 | 0.03541 | 330 | 203 | 100 | 27 |
228 | At first I didn't like him, but he's growing on me | 1.4667 | 0.03381 | 330 | 197 | 112 | 21 |
229 | I don’t know, toupees are so obvious | 1.4661 | 0.04420 | 221 | 138 | 63 | 20 |
230 | Thanks for fitting me in, Hank. I fly south for the winter next week. | 1.4657 | 0.03504 | 335 | 204 | 102 | 27 |
231 | Sorry, I had to come back. You asked me if this was fine, and you know what? It's not fine. | 1.4653 | 0.03831 | 331 | 216 | 76 | 39 |
232 | So, when you say I should try putting "moose" in my hair . . . | 1.4646 | 0.03734 | 325 | 207 | 85 | 33 |
233 | You'd be surprised what a chick magnet he is! | 1.4642 | 0.03636 | 321 | 200 | 93 | 28 |
234 | A little birdie told me it was time for a haircut. | 1.4636 | 0.03540 | 330 | 209 | 91 | 30 |
235 | We do not sit, Sir. We perch. | 1.4634 | 0.03502 | 328 | 201 | 102 | 25 |
236 | I'd trade it for two in the bush. | 1.4634 | 0.03633 | 328 | 206 | 92 | 30 |
237 | This isn't what I meant by a fauxhawk. | 1.4633 | 0.03943 | 313 | 205 | 71 | 37 |
238 | It's better then combing over the bald spot. | 1.4630 | 0.03742 | 324 | 207 | 84 | 33 |
239 | Can you do the sides short and the top feathered? | 1.4630 | 0.03612 | 324 | 202 | 94 | 28 |
240 | I'd like a cut that will attract something more colorful - like a goldfinch. | 1.4630 | 0.03941 | 324 | 215 | 68 | 41 |
241 | Do you have anything for male pattern bird nest? | 1.4615 | 0.03940 | 299 | 193 | 74 | 32 |
242 | On the bright side, he covers my bald spot. | 1.4613 | 0.03672 | 323 | 204 | 89 | 30 |
243 | I let it go a little longer than usual. | 1.4611 | 0.03635 | 321 | 201 | 92 | 28 |
244 | Yah, it has been a while. | 1.4611 | 0.03689 | 321 | 203 | 88 | 30 |
245 | How about something the chicks will like. | 1.4611 | 0.03767 | 321 | 206 | 82 | 33 |
246 | It's been sheltering in place since the last avian pandemic. | 1.4611 | 0.03793 | 321 | 207 | 80 | 34 |
247 | Really? Then you probably can’t do anything about “crow’s feet” either... | 1.4611 | 0.03793 | 321 | 207 | 80 | 34 |
248 | Yeah it might look strange, but the chicks love it | 1.4611 | 0.03662 | 321 | 202 | 90 | 29 |
249 | It’s a fledgling business, Dad. | 1.4611 | 0.03609 | 321 | 200 | 94 | 27 |
250 | I have a message for you. | 1.4608 | 0.03705 | 319 | 202 | 87 | 30 |
251 | Covers the bald spot but requires a fair amount of maintenance. | 1.4608 | 0.03705 | 319 | 202 | 87 | 30 |
252 | No, I'm actually here for a shave. | 1.4603 | 0.03797 | 302 | 191 | 83 | 28 |
253 | I would like to have an early bird discount, please. | 1.4601 | 0.03782 | 276 | 169 | 87 | 20 |
254 | I recommend a light hairspray to prevent fly aways. | 1.4591 | 0.03713 | 318 | 202 | 86 | 30 |
255 | A little bird told me you're cheap. | 1.4583 | 0.03736 | 312 | 198 | 85 | 29 |
256 | I just got your message | 1.4583 | 0.03872 | 312 | 203 | 75 | 34 |
257 | Trust me. You hide the scissors, he'll go back on the chair | 1.4582 | 0.03910 | 299 | 193 | 75 | 31 |
258 | I’ll have a shave and a preen. | 1.4569 | 0.03530 | 313 | 191 | 99 | 22 |
259 | I’ve got big ideas for the business, Dad. | 1.4566 | 0.03716 | 311 | 197 | 86 | 28 |
260 | No, I said just take a smidgen off the top!" | 1.4563 | 0.03926 | 309 | 203 | 71 | 35 |
261 | Bald spot? What bald spot? | 1.4563 | 0.03677 | 309 | 194 | 89 | 26 |
262 | Just a little off the sides and some fresh newspaper. | 1.4563 | 0.03648 | 309 | 193 | 91 | 25 |
263 | The company and warmth are fine. It's the white stripes down my back. | 1.4563 | 0.03817 | 309 | 199 | 79 | 31 |
264 | Yes, I know about it. I also have a frog in my underwear. | 1.4560 | 0.03944 | 307 | 202 | 70 | 35 |
265 | Style? I dunno. Just wing it. | 1.4557 | 0.03710 | 305 | 192 | 87 | 26 |
266 | Maybe we should give the comb-over one more try. | 1.4557 | 0.03710 | 305 | 192 | 87 | 26 |
267 | I used Dove, as you had recommended... | 1.4557 | 0.03592 | 305 | 188 | 95 | 22 |
268 | I really need a haircut, but my family loves the eggs. | 1.4557 | 0.03710 | 305 | 192 | 87 | 26 |
269 | I'm looking for a less outdoorsy-look. | 1.4557 | 0.03532 | 305 | 186 | 99 | 20 |
270 | Don’t disturb the pigeon. It’s Sheltering in Place. | 1.4557 | 0.03768 | 305 | 194 | 83 | 28 |
271 | My usual scissor cut, short around the sides . . . but this time can you get rid of the ducktail? | 1.4557 | 0.03825 | 305 | 196 | 79 | 30 |
272 | So.... feathered? | 1.4557 | 0.03825 | 305 | 196 | 79 | 30 |
273 | He helped with the lice at first, but now it's turned into a problem of its own. | 1.4557 | 0.03710 | 305 | 192 | 87 | 26 |
274 | Habitat destruction is not a joke. | 1.4548 | 0.03822 | 299 | 191 | 80 | 28 |
275 | It's still Two for One Tuesday, right? | 1.4548 | 0.03763 | 299 | 189 | 84 | 26 |
276 | Can you believe it? Helen and I just started empty nesting and then this | 1.4548 | 0.03672 | 299 | 186 | 90 | 23 |
277 | Shelter in place” was a little stricter than I thought. | 1.4542 | 0.03672 | 306 | 192 | 89 | 25 |
278 | It's my comfort pigeon | 1.4536 | 0.03646 | 302 | 188 | 91 | 23 |
279 | I said a mullet, not a pullet. | 1.4536 | 0.03736 | 302 | 191 | 85 | 26 |
280 | I don’t trust cellphones. | 1.4533 | 0.03693 | 300 | 188 | 88 | 24 |
281 | I'd like less of an urban look | 1.4524 | 0.03867 | 294 | 189 | 77 | 28 |
282 | I think my hairline is starting to go south. | 1.4512 | 0.03839 | 297 | 191 | 78 | 28 |
283 | Yes, she’s a hairpiece...but she’s so much more! | 1.4508 | 0.03673 | 295 | 184 | 89 | 22 |
284 | If you think this looks ridiculous, you should've seen my comb-over. | 1.4508 | 0.03766 | 295 | 187 | 83 | 25 |
285 | Now that you mention it, I guess it has been awhile. | 1.4508 | 0.03673 | 295 | 184 | 89 | 22 |
286 | I’m thinking of getting a feathered cut. | 1.4505 | 0.03846 | 293 | 188 | 78 | 27 |
287 | It used to be a rat's nest. | 1.4495 | 0.03934 | 287 | 186 | 73 | 28 |
288 | It's like what they say, "the early bird gets the perm." | 1.4486 | 0.03885 | 292 | 189 | 75 | 28 |
289 | As I said before sir, you are next in line after the invisible man | 1.4486 | 0.04004 | 292 | 193 | 67 | 32 |
290 | It's the only way I can get eggs right now. | 1.4486 | 0.03915 | 292 | 190 | 73 | 29 |
291 | I'm pretty sure my haircut will qualify for the $12 early bird special. | 1.4486 | 0.03854 | 292 | 188 | 77 | 27 |
292 | Referral? Pretty sure it was a tweet. | 1.4484 | 0.03897 | 281 | 180 | 76 | 25 |
293 | I blame Trump. | 1.4484 | 0.04119 | 281 | 187 | 62 | 32 |
294 | You should see what they're doing to folks in MAGA hats. | 1.4483 | 0.03842 | 290 | 186 | 78 | 26 |
295 | Turns out my shrink is a quack. | 1.4483 | 0.04024 | 290 | 192 | 66 | 32 |
296 | He would like you to feather it. | 1.4483 | 0.03934 | 290 | 189 | 72 | 29 |
297 | I'm assuming you can handle fly away hair. | 1.4479 | 0.03766 | 288 | 182 | 83 | 23 |
298 | A little birdie told me you give great haircuts. | 1.4464 | 0.03939 | 280 | 181 | 73 | 26 |
299 | Sorry, you are too late for the early bird special. | 1.4456 | 0.03983 | 285 | 187 | 69 | 29 |
300 | Pluck and a shave, please. | 1.4456 | 0.03920 | 285 | 185 | 73 | 27 |
301 | It's less of a challenge than the rat's nest I use to wear. | 1.4456 | 0.03983 | 285 | 187 | 69 | 29 |
302 | I need you to fix my flyaway hair | 1.4456 | 0.03760 | 285 | 179 | 83 | 22 |
303 | She'll have a shampoo and blow dry. I'll just have a shave. | 1.4452 | 0.03711 | 283 | 177 | 86 | 20 |
304 | Short back and sides, and none off the top She is nesting. | 1.4452 | 0.03876 | 283 | 182 | 76 | 25 |
305 | A crew cut for me, and a wing clip for him. | 1.4452 | 0.03745 | 283 | 178 | 84 | 21 |
306 | Take a smidgen, I mean a pigeon, off the top. | 1.4452 | 0.03711 | 283 | 177 | 86 | 20 |
307 | Just make me look less like a statue. | 1.4452 | 0.03811 | 283 | 180 | 80 | 23 |
308 | Because I need the eggs. | 1.4448 | 0.03863 | 281 | 180 | 77 | 24 |
309 | She said she was the bluebird of happiness, but between you and me, I'm not feeling it. | 1.4423 | 0.03970 | 260 | 166 | 73 | 21 |
310 | I'm thinking of going back to the comb over. | 1.4419 | 0.03861 | 267 | 169 | 78 | 20 |
311 | Is your two for one special still on? | 1.4416 | 0.03792 | 274 | 173 | 81 | 20 |
312 | Better a pigeon than a bald eagle. | 1.4416 | 0.03648 | 274 | 174 | 81 | 19 |
313 | I'm an egghead -- not a bird brain. | 1.4416 | 0.03998 | 274 | 179 | 69 | 26 |
314 | With all that’s going on, the last thing I’m worried about is bird flu. | 1.4416 | 0.03931 | 274 | 177 | 73 | 24 |
315 | It's better than two in my bush. | 1.4416 | 0.04130 | 274 | 183 | 61 | 30 |
316 | Just take a little off the sides. With the way the market is going don’t touch my nest egg! | 1.4416 | 0.03964 | 274 | 178 | 71 | 25 |
317 | Well, she helps with social distancing. | 1.4416 | 0.03685 | 274 | 170 | 87 | 17 |
318 | Can you work around my emotional support pigeon? | 1.4416 | 0.03862 | 274 | 174 | 77 | 22 |
319 | Yes, I was waiting long. | 1.4391 | 0.03960 | 271 | 176 | 71 | 24 |
320 | Can you make me whatever the opposite of a chick magnet is? | 1.4387 | 0.03981 | 269 | 175 | 70 | 24 |
321 | The comb over isn't working anymore. | 1.4387 | 0.03981 | 269 | 174 | 70 | 24 |
322 | I'd get rid of it, but we need the eggs. | 1.4387 | 0.03981 | 269 | 175 | 70 | 24 |
323 | Can you kind of feather it in the back? | 1.4387 | 0.03981 | 269 | 174 | 70 | 24 |
324 | Last time you didn't take quite enough off the top. | 1.4387 | 0.03910 | 269 | 173 | 74 | 22 |
325 | Let's switch it up this time. I'd like a mohawk. | 1.4387 | 0.04084 | 269 | 177 | 62 | 26 |
326 | Not quite the brooding look I had in mind. | 1.4387 | 0.04050 | 269 | 177 | 66 | 26 |
327 | I think I'm done with the feathered hair look. | 1.4382 | 0.04002 | 267 | 173 | 69 | 24 |
328 | FAA says it's no longer safe to fly.... | 1.4382 | 0.04106 | 267 | 177 | 63 | 27 |
329 | If she's nesting, then legally I can only trim the sides. | 1.4382 | 0.03931 | 267 | 172 | 73 | 22 |
330 | In retrospect, shooing it away would've made a lot of sense. | 1.4363 | 0.04015 | 259 | 168 | 69 | 22 |
331 | Lou, I have a problem with the “Chick magnet” cut you gave me last week. | 1.4363 | 0.04161 | 259 | 172 | 61 | 26 |
332 | I'd like it to look more natural. | 1.4360 | 0.04037 | 250 | 161 | 69 | 20 |
333 | Have a seat son. You're nest. | 1.4360 | 0.04194 | 250 | 165 | 61 | 24 |
334 | I figure I should get this taken care of before spring. | 1.4356 | 0.03887 | 264 | 169 | 75 | 20 |
335 | It's a coopée | 1.4353 | 0.04208 | 255 | 170 | 59 | 26 |
336 | It happens every Spring. | 1.4351 | 0.04054 | 262 | 172 | 66 | 24 |
337 | Yeah, I though a cut was due. My friends kept telling me it looked like a bird's nest up there. | 1.4351 | 0.04126 | 262 | 174 | 62 | 26 |
338 | Your hair is like a bird’s nest and I want my bird back! While you are at it, can you cut the bird’s hair, he’s a bit shabby? (Submitted by a group of third graders under quarantine) | 1.4351 | 0.03981 | 262 | 170 | 70 | 22 |
339 | Just the sides and the back please. | 1.4346 | 0.03928 | 260 | 167 | 73 | 20 |
340 | I thought I'd be an empty nester by now. | 1.4346 | 0.03928 | 260 | 166 | 73 | 20 |
341 | Can you do something with this nest? | 1.4346 | 0.03851 | 260 | 165 | 77 | 18 |
342 | Can you feather it a bit? | 1.4346 | 0.03928 | 260 | 167 | 73 | 20 |
343 | This time we'll be live-tweeting it | 1.4346 | 0.04112 | 260 | 172 | 63 | 25 |
344 | As usual, short on the sides, wildlife sanctuary on top. | 1.4346 | 0.04076 | 260 | 171 | 65 | 24 |
345 | You are the one who brought up my bald spot. | 1.4341 | 0.03910 | 258 | 165 | 74 | 19 |
346 | I hope a ducktail is not out of style. | 1.4341 | 0.04062 | 258 | 169 | 66 | 23 |
347 | As you can see, it has gotten a little wild. | 1.4338 | 0.04479 | 219 | 145 | 53 | 21 |
348 | It's my tern. | 1.4325 | 0.04280 | 252 | 170 | 55 | 27 |
349 | Give me a mohawk, the mopigeon isn’t working for me. | 1.4325 | 0.04280 | 252 | 170 | 55 | 27 |
350 | I'd like to delete this Tweet | 1.4325 | 0.04052 | 252 | 164 | 67 | 21 |
351 | Thanks for the new haircut Joe... the chicks dig it. | 1.4320 | 0.04229 | 250 | 167 | 58 | 25 |
352 | Turns out the haircut you gave me last week was popular with the chicks. | 1.4320 | 0.04035 | 250 | 162 | 68 | 20 |
353 | I know. | 1.4314 | 0.03940 | 255 | 164 | 72 | 19 |
354 | I want it feathered. | 1.4314 | 0.03979 | 255 | 165 | 70 | 20 |
355 | You try explaining "social distancing" to him. | 1.4314 | 0.04169 | 255 | 170 | 60 | 25 |
356 | I was hoping for something that looks nice for the chicks. | 1.4314 | 0.03901 | 255 | 163 | 74 | 18 |
357 | Oh my! This gives a whole new meaning to egghead | 1.4314 | 0.04018 | 255 | 166 | 68 | 21 |
358 | I said, could you just take off a smidgen? | 1.4314 | 0.04242 | 255 | 172 | 56 | 27 |
359 | Take it easy - he covers my bald spot | 1.4314 | 0.04018 | 255 | 166 | 68 | 21 |
360 | Can you round out the back of his nest? | 1.4314 | 0.04131 | 255 | 169 | 62 | 24 |
361 | Take a little off the top, but leave the eggs. | 1.4314 | 0.04094 | 255 | 168 | 64 | 23 |
362 | No, I haven't shampooed recently. How did you know? | 1.4313 | 0.03942 | 262 | 170 | 71 | 21 |
363 | Ok, ok, I know it’s normally a bird in the hand, but these are different times. | 1.4308 | 0.03921 | 253 | 162 | 73 | 18 |
364 | Less feathering on the top, please. | 1.4303 | 0.03983 | 251 | 162 | 70 | 19 |
365 | Thanks for the haircut. I'll be sure to tweet about it. | 1.4303 | 0.03983 | 251 | 162 | 70 | 19 |
366 | No cut; I was hoping you could check for eggs. | 1.4303 | 0.04101 | 251 | 165 | 64 | 22 |
367 | We had a great relationship until she decided to start a family. | 1.4303 | 0.03942 | 251 | 161 | 72 | 18 |
368 | My mom told me to get this bird's nest taken care of. | 1.4303 | 0.03983 | 251 | 162 | 70 | 19 |
369 | Can you just trim around him? He’s a rescue. | 1.4303 | 0.03983 | 251 | 162 | 70 | 19 |
370 | Could you make it look more like an eagle? | 1.4297 | 0.04045 | 249 | 162 | 67 | 20 |
371 | Just a trim please and clip the wings a little. | 1.4297 | 0.03881 | 249 | 158 | 75 | 16 |
372 | Been waiting very long? | 1.4297 | 0.04240 | 249 | 167 | 57 | 25 |
373 | I guess I'm just a chick magnet. | 1.4280 | 0.03987 | 243 | 156 | 70 | 17 |
374 | I need you to make me look less like a statue. | 1.4280 | 0.03987 | 243 | 155 | 70 | 17 |
375 | Do you recommend Dove shampoo? | 1.4280 | 0.03944 | 243 | 155 | 72 | 16 |
376 | Why do you ask? | 1.4274 | 0.04180 | 234 | 153 | 62 | 19 |
377 | I don't know Carl, just wing it | 1.4273 | 0.04224 | 227 | 148 | 61 | 18 |
378 | I thought I asked for a mohawk. | 1.4268 | 0.04077 | 246 | 161 | 65 | 20 |
379 | Just a little off on the sides as usual, Mr. Peartree? | 1.4268 | 0.04237 | 246 | 165 | 57 | 24 |
380 | No, I want the same cut you gave me when it was a squirrel. | 1.4262 | 0.04100 | 244 | 160 | 64 | 20 |
381 | Why don't we wait until after the spring migration. | 1.4262 | 0.04100 | 244 | 160 | 64 | 20 |
382 | A little over the ears and light preening for the bird. | 1.4262 | 0.04222 | 244 | 163 | 58 | 23 |
383 | Don't touch it or its mom won't come back for it. | 1.4256 | 0.04123 | 242 | 159 | 63 | 20 |
384 | Can you just feather the edges a little bit for me? | 1.4256 | 0.03997 | 242 | 156 | 69 | 17 |
385 | Just for me. He's already been clipped. | 1.4256 | 0.03910 | 242 | 154 | 73 | 15 |
386 | Nothing off the top. And just feather the sides. | 1.4256 | 0.04123 | 242 | 159 | 63 | 20 |
387 | The bar is next door, try your joke there. | 1.4256 | 0.04286 | 242 | 163 | 55 | 24 |
388 | I could use a trim and a pluck | 1.4256 | 0.04082 | 242 | 158 | 65 | 19 |
389 | Just the sides - the top is endangered. | 1.4250 | 0.04019 | 240 | 154 | 68 | 17 |
390 | You'll have to work around him. He's an endangered species. | 1.4237 | 0.04152 | 236 | 153 | 59 | 19 |
391 | How about a beehive this time? | 1.4237 | 0.04196 | 236 | 156 | 60 | 20 |
392 | Act natural. I'll sit in the chair. You stab the @#% thing. | 1.4232 | 0.04494 | 241 | 168 | 44 | 29 |
393 | I’d like a trim and a pluck. | 1.4231 | 0.04133 | 234 | 153 | 63 | 18 |
394 | A little less feathering this time. | 1.4231 | 0.04088 | 234 | 152 | 65 | 17 |
395 | Could you just take a smigeon I mean a pigeon off the top? | 1.4231 | 0.04177 | 234 | 154 | 61 | 19 |
396 | I'm rebuilding my retirement nest egg. | 1.4226 | 0.04241 | 239 | 160 | 57 | 22 |
397 | A little birdie told me you were the best in town. | 1.4222 | 0.04247 | 225 | 148 | 59 | 18 |
398 | I'm easy... no harm, no fowl. | 1.4222 | 0.04293 | 225 | 149 | 57 | 19 |
399 | I give people the bird everywhere I go! | 1.4222 | 0.04152 | 225 | 146 | 63 | 16 |
400 | It was this or go bald eagle. | 1.4222 | 0.04518 | 225 | 154 | 47 | 24 |
401 | Just a bit off the sides and put it on my bill. | 1.4219 | 0.04182 | 237 | 157 | 60 | 20 |
402 | Be gentle. It's his first haircut. | 1.4219 | 0.04051 | 237 | 154 | 66 | 17 |
403 | I'm thinking of something new and exciting... Perhaps a peacock this time? | 1.4219 | 0.04224 | 237 | 158 | 58 | 21 |
404 | The manbunny was too needy. | 1.4219 | 0.04182 | 237 | 157 | 60 | 20 |
405 | Can you give me a cut that will not upset the Audubon Society? | 1.4219 | 0.03962 | 237 | 151 | 69 | 15 |
406 | Can you make me look like I don't have a pigeon on my head? | 1.4219 | 0.04266 | 237 | 159 | 56 | 22 |
407 | Just a little off the front and the sides,I've already come up with a good way to hide the bald spot. | 1.4219 | 0.04051 | 237 | 154 | 66 | 17 |
408 | I’d like to start with an egg shampoo. | 1.4213 | 0.04376 | 235 | 160 | 51 | 24 |
409 | Fuller on the top and sides, with a nice dovetail in the back please. | 1.4213 | 0.03892 | 235 | 149 | 73 | 13 |
410 | Just the regular …and maybe some help getting the song out of my head. | 1.4213 | 0.04119 | 235 | 154 | 63 | 18 |
411 | Help me out - it thinks I'm an empty nester. | 1.4213 | 0.04292 | 235 | 158 | 55 | 22 |
412 | We've been ordered to nest in place. | 1.4211 | 0.04297 | 228 | 152 | 56 | 20 |
413 | I think it’s time for a haircut. She’s building a nest. | 1.4206 | 0.04143 | 233 | 153 | 62 | 18 |
414 | I’m sending him with a message to my cousin in Albany. That should give you enough time. | 1.4206 | 0.04187 | 233 | 154 | 60 | 19 |
415 | Polly want a crew cut. | 1.4206 | 0.04318 | 233 | 156 | 54 | 22 |
416 | Last time I got a mo-hawk but it just wasn't me. | 1.4206 | 0.04187 | 233 | 154 | 60 | 19 |
417 | I got your message. | 1.4206 | 0.04007 | 233 | 155 | 60 | 18 |
418 | I won't pay more, but we can split the eggs. | 1.4206 | 0.04007 | 233 | 150 | 68 | 15 |
419 | You can keep any eggs you find! | 1.4206 | 0.03913 | 233 | 148 | 72 | 13 |
420 | I warned my wife it's on if she insists on keeping her beehive. | 1.4206 | 0.04360 | 233 | 158 | 52 | 23 |
421 | It'll go quicker this time--the youngsters have left the nest. | 1.4199 | 0.04076 | 231 | 150 | 65 | 16 |
422 | I'm from the branch office. | 1.4199 | 0.04167 | 231 | 152 | 61 | 18 |
423 | Due to the latest news, he's sheltering in place. | 1.4185 | 0.04124 | 227 | 148 | 63 | 16 |
424 | Wait til you see my cowlicks. | 1.4178 | 0.04289 | 225 | 150 | 56 | 19 |
425 | Just a couple finches off the top. | 1.4178 | 0.04100 | 225 | 146 | 64 | 15 |
426 | I'm a vegan and a hipster. A hairpiece for a bald spot wasn't fashionable, organic or sustainable. | 1.4178 | 0.04148 | 225 | 146 | 60 | 16 |
427 | Shave and a haircut, two eggs? | 1.4178 | 0.04051 | 225 | 150 | 58 | 17 |
428 | Take about six feet off the bottom. | 1.4178 | 0.04312 | 225 | 152 | 51 | 21 |
429 | Anything is fine, just wing it. | 1.4178 | 0.04196 | 225 | 148 | 60 | 17 |
430 | Will they hatch before barbershops reopen? | 1.4178 | 0.04051 | 225 | 150 | 58 | 17 |
431 | There's a window sill in the back room for your hat.... | 1.4178 | 0.04002 | 225 | 144 | 68 | 13 |
432 | I'd like a beehive this time. | 1.4178 | 0.04335 | 225 | 151 | 54 | 20 |
433 | Well, at least the chicks like it. | 1.4174 | 0.03944 | 230 | 147 | 70 | 13 |
434 | Just feather it a little bit. | 1.4159 | 0.04086 | 226 | 147 | 64 | 15 |
435 | I know it's time to come in once they start nesting | 1.4159 | 0.03889 | 226 | 148 | 64 | 14 |
436 | Nothing off the top, please. | 1.4159 | 0.03889 | 226 | 148 | 64 | 14 |
437 | It's OK, just don't ruffle any feathers | 1.4159 | 0.04134 | 226 | 148 | 62 | 16 |
438 | This time, I'd like to go back to my old ducktail. | 1.4159 | 0.04274 | 226 | 149 | 56 | 19 |
439 | Just a bit off the sides this week Joe. We’re currently nesting. | 1.4159 | 0.04228 | 226 | 150 | 58 | 18 |
440 | Try not to clip the wings this time, I want him gone. | 1.4159 | 0.04274 | 226 | 151 | 56 | 19 |
441 | Nothing fancy, I just need to make him a little more comfortable. We need the eggs. | 1.4159 | 0.04181 | 226 | 149 | 60 | 17 |
442 | I'm really just looking for a feather cut. | 1.4152 | 0.04012 | 224 | 144 | 67 | 13 |
443 | I like it feathered on top. | 1.4152 | 0.04159 | 224 | 147 | 61 | 16 |
444 | why are you wearing a tie? | 1.4152 | 0.04061 | 224 | 149 | 56 | 16 |
445 | Please avoid clipping the wings. | 1.4152 | 0.04207 | 224 | 148 | 59 | 17 |
446 | It's your tern next. | 1.4152 | 0.04254 | 224 | 149 | 57 | 18 |
447 | Thanks for recommending that Dove Shampoo for my dandruff. | 1.4152 | 0.04301 | 224 | 155 | 47 | 22 |
448 | My financial advisor suggested a nest egg. Can you check? | 1.4152 | 0.04301 | 224 | 150 | 55 | 19 |
449 | Give him a message to carry. Then he'll fly away and you can cut my hair. | 1.4126 | 0.04184 | 206 | 133 | 61 | 12 |
450 | My friend had a real rat's nest and he liked what you did. | 1.4126 | 0.04169 | 223 | 147 | 60 | 16 |
451 | Just a trim, and watch the eggs. | 1.4126 | 0.03867 | 223 | 146 | 64 | 13 |
452 | I was referred to you by my ornithologist. | 1.4123 | 0.04226 | 211 | 138 | 59 | 14 |
453 | Would sir perhaps want some corn rows with that? | 1.4120 | 0.04410 | 216 | 146 | 51 | 19 |
454 | It's worth two in the bush. | 1.4120 | 0.04261 | 216 | 143 | 57 | 16 |
455 | I'll go with the Beehive this time. | 1.4120 | 0.04107 | 216 | 140 | 63 | 13 |
456 | Something distinctive . . . I resent being pigeon-holed. | 1.4118 | 0.04095 | 221 | 144 | 63 | 14 |
457 | This time I'd like mo' hawk and less pigeon. | 1.4115 | 0.04177 | 226 | 150 | 59 | 17 |
458 | Is there a better way I could hide a bald spot? | 1.4115 | 0.03984 | 226 | 146 | 67 | 13 |
459 | I know it's beautiful, Chuck, but it just ain't me. | 1.4110 | 0.04170 | 219 | 144 | 60 | 15 |
460 | I had a ducktail in junior high, a mullet in high school, so this is a quite natural progression. | 1.4110 | 0.04068 | 219 | 142 | 64 | 13 |
461 | Department of Fish and Game recomended you. | 1.4110 | 0.04170 | 219 | 144 | 60 | 15 |
462 | I'm just not sure if Rogaine is right for me... | 1.4101 | 0.04246 | 217 | 144 | 57 | 16 |
463 | She covers my bald spot; just trim around the nest. | 1.4101 | 0.04092 | 217 | 141 | 63 | 13 |
464 | The only problem I see is that it’s a dove. It’ll be tricky to turn it into a Mohawk. | 1.4101 | 0.04195 | 217 | 143 | 59 | 15 |
465 | I need a style that doesn't say "egg head." | 1.4101 | 0.04296 | 217 | 145 | 55 | 17 |
466 | Oh, not much. What's new with you? | 1.4093 | 0.04323 | 215 | 144 | 54 | 17 |
467 | First, we'll need the poultry shears. | 1.4093 | 0.04373 | 215 | 145 | 52 | 18 |
468 | Just feather the sides." | 1.4093 | 0.04221 | 215 | 142 | 58 | 15 |
469 | What? Have you never seen a Passenger Pigeon? | 1.4093 | 0.04373 | 215 | 145 | 52 | 18 |
470 | No, leave the duck tail. Just pluck a little off the top. | 1.4093 | 0.04323 | 215 | 144 | 54 | 17 |
471 | It helps with the social distancing. | 1.4093 | 0.04471 | 215 | 147 | 48 | 20 |
472 | Are you sure there is no other way to hide my bald spot? | 1.4087 | 0.04424 | 208 | 140 | 51 | 17 |
473 | Could you sort of just make it blend in? | 1.4085 | 0.04350 | 213 | 142 | 53 | 16 |
474 | Is there an Audubon Society discount? | 1.4085 | 0.04299 | 213 | 142 | 55 | 16 |
475 | Just a trim to get me through nesting season. | 1.4085 | 0.04247 | 213 | 141 | 57 | 15 |
476 | Not what I meant when I said I wanted a mullet. | 1.4085 | 0.04299 | 213 | 142 | 55 | 16 |
477 | Having a bird hair day? | 1.4085 | 0.04247 | 213 | 141 | 57 | 15 |
478 | I can only use products that were animal-tested. | 1.4085 | 0.04247 | 213 | 141 | 57 | 15 |
479 | We've been brooding over what to get. | 1.4065 | 0.04283 | 214 | 143 | 55 | 16 |
480 | You get used to the chirping. | 1.4058 | 0.04219 | 207 | 136 | 58 | 13 |
481 | Just a shave. | 1.4058 | 0.04383 | 207 | 139 | 52 | 16 |
482 | A bird in the hand, young man, not on the head. | 1.4057 | 0.04205 | 212 | 139 | 58 | 14 |
483 | Premature bald eagle | 1.4057 | 0.04463 | 212 | 145 | 48 | 19 |
484 | Tidy the nest, and take a little off the sides. | 1.4057 | 0.04310 | 212 | 142 | 54 | 16 |
485 | That's not what I meant when I asked you to feather it. | 1.4057 | 0.04413 | 212 | 144 | 50 | 18 |
486 | Leave the top alone. Just feather in the sides. | 1.4057 | 0.04205 | 212 | 140 | 58 | 14 |
487 | All this just to impress some chick? | 1.4057 | 0.04310 | 212 | 142 | 54 | 16 |
488 | A reminder by text works for me, honest. | 1.4057 | 0.04463 | 212 | 145 | 48 | 19 |
489 | He’s decided to shelter in place. | 1.4057 | 0.04310 | 212 | 142 | 54 | 16 |
490 | Just trim this human from my belly. | 1.4057 | 0.04258 | 212 | 140 | 56 | 15 |
491 | It's a little too feathered on the top. | 1.4057 | 0.04562 | 212 | 146 | 44 | 21 |
492 | Hat? I’m not wearing a hat. | 1.4057 | 0.04205 | 212 | 140 | 58 | 14 |
493 | You have a good memory. It was a duck last time. | 1.4057 | 0.04513 | 212 | 146 | 46 | 20 |
494 | Do you have anything to tame my flyaway hair? | 1.4057 | 0.04310 | 212 | 142 | 54 | 16 |
495 | Not sure what it will be, we've been brooding on it all week. | 1.4057 | 0.04310 | 212 | 142 | 54 | 16 |
496 | She wants bangs. | 1.4057 | 0.04463 | 212 | 145 | 48 | 19 |
497 | Yessir, I can see you’ve got a situation up there, but Governor Cuomo says I’m nonessential. | 1.4057 | 0.04611 | 212 | 148 | 42 | 22 |
498 | And feather the sides. | 1.4057 | 0.04413 | 212 | 144 | 50 | 18 |
499 | I said Duck Tail, not Dove Tail. | 1.4057 | 0.04310 | 212 | 142 | 54 | 16 |
500 | So I got your tweet... | 1.4057 | 0.04413 | 212 | 144 | 50 | 18 |
501 | I'd like to try a different style. Can you do the Flock of Seagulls look? | 1.4057 | 0.04463 | 212 | 145 | 48 | 19 |
502 | Nothing too crazy. | 1.4048 | 0.04390 | 210 | 142 | 51 | 17 |
503 | Help! I'm having a bird hair day | 1.4048 | 0.04338 | 210 | 141 | 53 | 16 |
504 | He’s taking the Shelter in Place order pretty seriously | 1.4048 | 0.04338 | 210 | 141 | 52 | 16 |
505 | Yes, it’s been a while. Does it look a little wild? | 1.4040 | 0.04520 | 198 | 133 | 48 | 16 |
506 | I pose as a statue, for selfies in Times Square. | 1.4038 | 0.04258 | 208 | 138 | 56 | 14 |
507 | I believe this does qualify as essential business. | 1.4038 | 0.04574 | 208 | 144 | 44 | 20 |
508 | Leave a little something for it to play with in the front | 1.4038 | 0.03976 | 208 | 133 | 66 | 9 |
509 | Do you think you can do something about my cowlick? | 1.4038 | 0.04203 | 208 | 137 | 58 | 13 |
510 | I appreciate the creativity, but it won't fly with my wife. | 1.4038 | 0.04258 | 208 | 138 | 56 | 14 |
511 | It's the goop you put on last time - he got stuck. | 1.4029 | 0.04448 | 206 | 136 | 47 | 14 |
512 | Barber- “Is that a Carrier Pigeon?” Patron- “Yea, but it’s not showing any symptoms.” | 1.4029 | 0.04448 | 206 | 140 | 49 | 17 |
513 | Guess what’s in my pocket. | 1.4029 | 0.04501 | 206 | 141 | 47 | 18 |
514 | Take a little off the top, but try not to disturb the eggs. | 1.4020 | 0.04369 | 204 | 137 | 52 | 15 |
515 | Yeah, take it all off. With my new phone app I just don't need him to help me get back home anymore. | 1.4020 | 0.04257 | 204 | 135 | 56 | 13 |
516 | Oh, good, you got the message. | 1.4020 | 0.04478 | 204 | 139 | 48 | 17 |
517 | A trim and pluck, please. | 1.4010 | 0.04532 | 197 | 134 | 47 | 16 |
518 | She'd prefer you leave a little on the top. | 1.4010 | 0.04398 | 202 | 136 | 51 | 15 |
519 | I'm tired of trying to hide my bald spot. | 1.4010 | 0.04563 | 202 | 139 | 45 | 18 |
520 | I'll tell you what! I won't ask you about the bird if you don't ask me about the elephant in the corner. | 1.4010 | 0.04722 | 202 | 142 | 39 | 21 |
521 | Ms Peeps and I have a bet that you can't make both of us beautiful. | 1.4010 | 0.04341 | 202 | 135 | 53 | 14 |
522 | I’m thinking of getting it feathered. | 1.4010 | 0.04341 | 202 | 135 | 53 | 14 |
523 | Maybe a feather cut? | 1.4010 | 0.04398 | 202 | 136 | 51 | 15 |
524 | Thanks, but just a shave. | 1.4010 | 0.04398 | 202 | 135 | 51 | 15 |
525 | I don't need a haircut, but could you check on the eggs? | 1.4010 | 0.04563 | 202 | 139 | 45 | 18 |
526 | Better than egg on my face. | 1.4010 | 0.04341 | 202 | 135 | 53 | 14 |
527 | Feather the top, please. | 1.4010 | 0.04341 | 202 | 135 | 53 | 14 |
528 | I wanted a Mohawk | 1.4010 | 0.04398 | 202 | 136 | 51 | 15 |
529 | I asked for a mullet but they gave me the bird. | 1.4010 | 0.04508 | 202 | 138 | 47 | 17 |
530 | Oh yes, this has always been a cage-free, humane barbershop. | 1.4010 | 0.04563 | 202 | 139 | 45 | 18 |
531 | Just a pluck, trim, and a shave. | 1.4010 | 0.04453 | 202 | 138 | 46 | 17 |
532 | Hi Stan... just the usual trim and pluck | 1.4010 | 0.04341 | 202 | 135 | 53 | 14 |
533 | I said "Ducktail." | 1.4010 | 0.04168 | 202 | 132 | 59 | 11 |
534 | He's taking shelter-in-place very seriously. | 1.4010 | 0.04284 | 202 | 134 | 55 | 13 |
535 | Please, just the sides and back. Don't touch the toupee...it's my chick magnet. | 1.4010 | 0.04616 | 202 | 140 | 43 | 19 |
536 | Yea, I-I know. Just cut around it | 1.4010 | 0.04284 | 202 | 134 | 55 | 13 |
537 | Could you feather it above the ears? | 1.4000 | 0.04460 | 205 | 140 | 48 | 17 |
538 | Just a clean up on the sides. Nothing off the top. | 1.4000 | 0.04068 | 205 | 133 | 62 | 10 |
539 | Oh! I was supposed to go into a bar, not a barber shop! | 1.4000 | 0.04297 | 205 | 136 | 54 | 14 |
540 | The Rogaine did the trick but I wasn’t expecting another mouth to feed. | 1.4000 | 0.04184 | 205 | 135 | 58 | 12 |
541 | I'm good but his wings could use a little clipping. | 1.3990 | 0.04152 | 203 | 133 | 59 | 11 |
542 | All the hospitals were full so I came here. | 1.3981 | 0.04600 | 206 | 144 | 42 | 20 |
543 | What bald spot? | 1.3981 | 0.04443 | 206 | 141 | 48 | 17 |
544 | This isn't the ducktail look I was hoping for. | 1.3980 | 0.04353 | 201 | 135 | 52 | 14 |
545 | She felt sorry for me when our youngest left for college. | 1.3980 | 0.04118 | 201 | 131 | 60 | 10 |
546 | It’s a ptarmigan not a pigeon and it does too need a haircut. | 1.3980 | 0.04465 | 201 | 137 | 48 | 16 |
547 | Could we do this without ruffling any Feathers? | 1.3980 | 0.04353 | 201 | 135 | 52 | 14 |
548 | Once the market reacted to the coronavirus, it was the only safe place for my nest egg. | 1.3980 | 0.04295 | 201 | 134 | 54 | 13 |
549 | Can you just feather it.. | 1.3980 | 0.04353 | 201 | 135 | 52 | 14 |
550 | Just something basic--don't ruffle any feathers. | 1.3980 | 0.04409 | 201 | 136 | 50 | 15 |
551 | A ducktail, but this time, less duck. | 1.3980 | 0.04465 | 201 | 137 | 48 | 16 |
552 | Did you just say “Take a smidgen off the top?” | 1.3980 | 0.04295 | 201 | 134 | 54 | 13 |
553 | Same as last time Ernie, just cover the grey. | 1.3980 | 0.04409 | 201 | 136 | 50 | 15 |
554 | I can't see it, but my wife says it's a real bird's nest. | 1.3980 | 0.04237 | 201 | 133 | 56 | 12 |
555 | Can you do this from six feet away? | 1.3980 | 0.04309 | 196 | 130 | 54 | 12 |
556 | I am NOT giving you a Beehive. | 1.3980 | 0.04487 | 196 | 133 | 48 | 15 |
557 | The bird says “could you get this guy off my ass”? | 1.3980 | 0.04545 | 196 | 134 | 46 | 16 |
558 | Just shave the sides. Leave Mo, my hawk. | 1.3971 | 0.04308 | 204 | 137 | 53 | 14 |
559 | At least it's not a rat's nest. | 1.3971 | 0.04473 | 204 | 140 | 47 | 17 |
560 | We became friends during the quarantine, but he just won't move on. | 1.3971 | 0.04136 | 204 | 134 | 59 | 11 |
561 | What exactly constitutes 'extra?' | 1.3970 | 0.04381 | 199 | 134 | 51 | 14 |
562 | The usual feather cut? | 1.3970 | 0.04323 | 199 | 133 | 53 | 13 |
563 | I made the appointment because your advertisement said you specialized in feathering. | 1.3970 | 0.04381 | 199 | 133 | 51 | 14 |
564 | I'd like the top lightly feathered. | 1.3970 | 0.04204 | 199 | 131 | 57 | 11 |
565 | It's a not-so-faux hawk. | 1.3970 | 0.04496 | 199 | 136 | 47 | 16 |
566 | I'm heading south tomorrow, I'll need it shorter for the warm weather. | 1.3970 | 0.04439 | 199 | 135 | 49 | 15 |
567 | Could you bleach it and put an olive branch in her mouth? | 1.3970 | 0.04439 | 199 | 135 | 49 | 15 |
568 | Just a trim okay? We’re incubating. | 1.3970 | 0.04323 | 199 | 133 | 53 | 13 |
569 | This nesting in place thing is not working for me. | 1.3970 | 0.04323 | 199 | 133 | 53 | 13 |
570 | I assume the usual, one finch off the top? | 1.3970 | 0.04552 | 199 | 137 | 44 | 17 |
571 | Sorry, but the early bird special ends at 11:30 AM. | 1.3970 | 0.04381 | 199 | 134 | 51 | 14 |
572 | I need a whole new look, Sam. I was thinking seagull. Too radical? | 1.3970 | 0.04019 | 199 | 128 | 63 | 8 |
573 | My last barber asked if he could feather my hair. I said, “Sure.” | 1.3970 | 0.04381 | 199 | 134 | 51 | 14 |
574 | I said I wanted a mullet, not a mallard! | 1.3970 | 0.04552 | 199 | 137 | 45 | 17 |
575 | Just a trim. We're expecting. | 1.3970 | 0.04496 | 199 | 136 | 47 | 16 |
576 | My wife prefers this over a toupée. | 1.3959 | 0.04640 | 197 | 137 | 42 | 18 |
577 | I just need a trim. Also, if you could apply white millet, safflower and cracked corn when you are done, that would be great. | 1.3959 | 0.04411 | 197 | 133 | 50 | 14 |
578 | It's endangered, so you'd better just trim some off the sides. | 1.3959 | 0.04352 | 197 | 132 | 52 | 13 |
579 | Just the usual, Sam | 1.3959 | 0.04527 | 197 | 135 | 46 | 16 |
580 | My grandad suggested something called a "ducktail?" | 1.3959 | 0.04583 | 197 | 136 | 44 | 17 |
581 | Thanks for the trim, Bob - I'll name a chick after you. | 1.3949 | 0.04673 | 195 | 136 | 41 | 18 |
582 | I need a trim around the person please it’s getting hard to perch... | 1.3938 | 0.04706 | 193 | 135 | 40 | 18 |
583 | Yeah...it was an off-brand minoxidil. | 1.3938 | 0.04349 | 193 | 129 | 52 | 12 |
584 | Well a lot HAS happened since I was last here. We're expecting! | 1.3938 | 0.04471 | 193 | 131 | 48 | 14 |
585 | It's twenty dollars, and I keep any eggs I find. | 1.3938 | 0.04286 | 193 | 127 | 54 | 11 |
586 | That Trump-style comb-over didn't work out so well. | 1.3936 | 0.04553 | 188 | 128 | 46 | 14 |
587 | So far, there hasn't been a peep. | 1.3927 | 0.04623 | 191 | 132 | 43 | 16 |
588 | I said I wanted a duck tail. | 1.3918 | 0.04206 | 194 | 128 | 56 | 10 |
589 | He’s wondering if you could put the game on. | 1.3918 | 0.04452 | 194 | 132 | 48 | 14 |
590 | You must be from New York. | 1.3918 | 0.04392 | 194 | 131 | 50 | 13 |
591 | I’m sorry, I can’t tip. I SPECIFICALLY showed you a picture of an eagle... | 1.3918 | 0.04743 | 194 | 137 | 38 | 19 |
592 | I can't. That's an endangered species. | 1.3918 | 0.04571 | 194 | 134 | 44 | 16 |
593 | You told me the haircut would attract chicks, and now I'm proud to report that the eggs are finally hatching. | 1.3918 | 0.04512 | 194 | 133 | 46 | 15 |
594 | Your suggestion for hiding my bald spot is working perfectly. | 1.3918 | 0.04392 | 194 | 131 | 50 | 13 |
595 | Short on top but don't clip the wings | 1.3918 | 0.04077 | 194 | 126 | 60 | 8 |
596 | Leave the nest but trim the rest | 1.3918 | 0.04392 | 194 | 131 | 50 | 13 |
597 | Don’t change it too much, the chicks love it. | 1.3918 | 0.04452 | 194 | 132 | 48 | 14 |
598 | Who is going to be first? | 1.3913 | 0.04745 | 184 | 128 | 40 | 16 |
599 | I wanted a little off the top, but work around her—She’s keeping people 6 feet away. | 1.3913 | 0.04554 | 184 | 125 | 46 | 13 |
600 | Could you just feather the edges? | 1.3913 | 0.04354 | 184 | 122 | 52 | 10 |
601 | It's a protected species so just a little off the sides. | 1.3913 | 0.04421 | 184 | 123 | 50 | 11 |
602 | My girlfriend has two in her bush. | 1.3906 | 0.04890 | 192 | 138 | 33 | 21 |
603 | Let's go with a feathered cut | 1.3906 | 0.04233 | 192 | 127 | 55 | 10 |
604 | am here for the two for one special I saw advertised. Eddie, he's a pigeon, but he still wants a duck-tail | 1.3906 | 0.04543 | 192 | 132 | 45 | 15 |
605 | Just a smidgen off the pigeon please | 1.3906 | 0.04297 | 192 | 128 | 53 | 11 |
606 | I'd like to get it feathered, please. | 1.3906 | 0.04297 | 192 | 128 | 53 | 11 |
607 | Short on the sides, feathered on top. | 1.3906 | 0.04297 | 192 | 128 | 53 | 11 |
608 | Did you wash your hands? | 1.3895 | 0.04576 | 190 | 131 | 44 | 15 |
609 | I’m thinking I’d like to go with a Robin for Spring. | 1.3886 | 0.04404 | 193 | 131 | 49 | 13 |
610 | I'm already a chick magnet. | 1.3883 | 0.04608 | 188 | 130 | 43 | 15 |
611 | Usually it just looks like a rat's nest. | 1.3883 | 0.04608 | 188 | 129 | 43 | 15 |
612 | Well, I no longer have a monkey on my back. | 1.3883 | 0.04419 | 188 | 127 | 49 | 12 |
613 | I was hoping this look would help me pick up chicks... turns out I was wrong. | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
614 | It kept my head warm in winter, then it earned its squatter's rights. | 1.3883 | 0.04419 | 188 | 127 | 49 | 12 |
615 | This doesn't look anything like the picture I gave you! | 1.3883 | 0.04669 | 188 | 131 | 41 | 16 |
616 | It handled the bald spot. | 1.3883 | 0.04288 | 188 | 125 | 53 | 10 |
617 | When you said your hair was a nest, I had something else in mind... | 1.3883 | 0.04419 | 188 | 127 | 49 | 12 |
618 | Hey Marty you know when you said my hair was looking like a bird’s nest the other day I thought I’d better come in for a trim | 1.3883 | 0.04222 | 188 | 124 | 55 | 9 |
619 | A dovecote is the new beehive. | 1.3883 | 0.04546 | 188 | 129 | 45 | 14 |
620 | It's been a weird week. | 1.3883 | 0.04288 | 188 | 125 | 53 | 10 |
621 | Just cut around the eggs. You break one you buy it. | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
622 | He's complying with shelter in place. | 1.3883 | 0.04608 | 188 | 130 | 43 | 15 |
623 | He’s nesting-in-place. | 1.3883 | 0.04354 | 188 | 126 | 51 | 11 |
624 | Can you make it look just a tad bit more natural? | 1.3883 | 0.04546 | 188 | 129 | 45 | 14 |
625 | I'm thinking of a mohawk - at least until the eggs hatch. | 1.3883 | 0.04354 | 188 | 126 | 51 | 11 |
626 | I've already tried animal control. | 1.3883 | 0.04222 | 188 | 124 | 55 | 9 |
627 | She just wants a light trim, and go easy around the tail feathers. | 1.3883 | 0.04546 | 188 | 129 | 45 | 14 |
628 | He was crossing the road. Why do you ask? | 1.3883 | 0.04730 | 188 | 132 | 39 | 17 |
629 | Just a shave, please. | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
630 | I understand. Actually, I'm used to social distancing. | 1.3883 | 0.04669 | 188 | 131 | 41 | 16 |
631 | I don’t know why you are so concerned. It’s not a bat. | 1.3883 | 0.04849 | 188 | 134 | 35 | 19 |
632 | Why don’t you come back after the eggs hatch! | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
633 | It's a duck. What's it to ya. | 1.3883 | 0.04608 | 188 | 130 | 43 | 15 |
634 | He likes fish, so can I get a mullet? | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
635 | Sure it may be challenging, but at least you have customer! | 1.3883 | 0.04354 | 188 | 126 | 51 | 11 |
636 | Take a little off the top? | 1.3883 | 0.04730 | 188 | 132 | 39 | 17 |
637 | The top is good. I just need you to feather the sides. | 1.3883 | 0.04288 | 188 | 125 | 53 | 10 |
638 | It's a new site--Hairbnb. | 1.3883 | 0.04546 | 188 | 129 | 45 | 14 |
639 | The bird's nest worked too well. I'll try a buzz cut this time. | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
640 | Something spiky, please. | 1.3883 | 0.04669 | 188 | 131 | 41 | 16 |
641 | The last time I came in, I asked for a mullet, but it turned into a pullet | 1.3883 | 0.04419 | 188 | 127 | 49 | 12 |
642 | I can only pay with seed money. | 1.3883 | 0.04288 | 188 | 125 | 53 | 10 |
643 | I'm not sure I like the feathered look. | 1.3883 | 0.04288 | 188 | 125 | 53 | 10 |
644 | Just a little trim - we're expecting soon. | 1.3878 | 0.04675 | 147 | 96 | 45 | 6 |
645 | Sorry, I missed my train, had to ride here on this man's head. | 1.3867 | 0.04859 | 181 | 128 | 36 | 17 |
646 | My wife left me for a bald eagle guy. | 1.3862 | 0.05377 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 13 |
647 | Just take a few twigs off the side. | 1.3859 | 0.04675 | 184 | 128 | 41 | 15 |
648 | Just take a smidgen off the back and sides, and a pigeon off the top. | 1.3859 | 0.04611 | 184 | 127 | 43 | 14 |
649 | Just a few feathers off the top, please. | 1.3859 | 0.04346 | 184 | 123 | 51 | 10 |
650 | A little birdie told me it's time for a cut. | 1.3859 | 0.04346 | 184 | 123 | 51 | 10 |
651 | What bird? | 1.3859 | 0.04675 | 184 | 128 | 41 | 15 |
652 | A little bird told me that this a good place for a haircut. | 1.3859 | 0.04547 | 184 | 126 | 45 | 13 |
653 | I haven't seen you since you were just a little boy with an egg on your head. | 1.3859 | 0.04738 | 184 | 129 | 39 | 16 |
654 | It's been awhile. | 1.3859 | 0.04547 | 184 | 126 | 45 | 13 |
655 | I'll take a Yul Brynner | 1.3859 | 0.04481 | 184 | 125 | 47 | 12 |
656 | Can I pay you in toilet paper? | 1.3859 | 0.04738 | 184 | 128 | 39 | 16 |
657 | I need a new look, I don't want to be pigeonholed. | 1.3859 | 0.04547 | 184 | 126 | 45 | 13 |
658 | You want a cut or a pluck. | 1.3859 | 0.04862 | 184 | 131 | 35 | 18 |
659 | I love the way this grew in. | 1.3859 | 0.04481 | 184 | 125 | 47 | 12 |
660 | She's endangered, just trim the edges. | 1.3859 | 0.04414 | 184 | 124 | 49 | 11 |
661 | Sorry we only do ducks | 1.3859 | 0.04738 | 184 | 129 | 39 | 16 |
662 | Avian bird flu is so last pandemic. | 1.3859 | 0.04738 | 184 | 129 | 39 | 16 |
663 | Would you like the top feathered? | 1.3859 | 0.04611 | 184 | 127 | 43 | 14 |
664 | I'm so sorry Jimmy, I didn't expect it to grow back quite like that. | 1.3859 | 0.04801 | 184 | 129 | 37 | 17 |
665 | Try not to wing it this time... | 1.3859 | 0.04481 | 184 | 125 | 47 | 12 |
666 | Take a little off the sides and leave the bits of string, sticks and twigs on the top. | 1.3859 | 0.04738 | 184 | 129 | 39 | 16 |
667 | . . . and not too much off the top. | 1.3859 | 0.04346 | 184 | 123 | 51 | 10 |
668 | Oh...just feather it out. | 1.3859 | 0.04277 | 184 | 122 | 53 | 9 |
669 | If you could smooth out the ruffled feathers... | 1.3859 | 0.04414 | 184 | 124 | 49 | 11 |
670 | My wife kept telling me it looked like a bird's nest, but I didn't take her seriously. | 1.3859 | 0.04547 | 184 | 126 | 45 | 13 |
671 | Please don' t ruffle the feathers. | 1.3859 | 0.04277 | 184 | 122 | 53 | 9 |
672 | It works better than a combover. | 1.3859 | 0.04547 | 184 | 126 | 45 | 13 |
673 | Trim it on the sides and add some twigs and scraps of paper on top. | 1.3859 | 0.04611 | 184 | 127 | 43 | 14 |
674 | It's easier than explaining my premature bald spot. | 1.3859 | 0.04414 | 184 | 123 | 49 | 11 |
675 | Last time I got a haircut? Let’s see . . . I know it was before spring. | 1.3859 | 0.04481 | 184 | 124 | 47 | 12 |
676 | No buzz cut this time. I'm incubating. | 1.3859 | 0.04414 | 184 | 124 | 49 | 11 |
677 | This definitely counts as essential | 1.3846 | 0.04579 | 182 | 125 | 44 | 13 |
678 | Keep the sides short, but be sure to feather the top. | 1.3841 | 0.04690 | 164 | 111 | 43 | 10 |
679 | I got hammered last night and passed out in the bushes. | 1.3833 | 0.04613 | 180 | 124 | 43 | 13 |
680 | Can you trim a bit around the eggs? | 1.3829 | 0.04489 | 175 | 118 | 47 | 10 |
681 | Just take a little off the topiary. | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
682 | If you have a quartet, I know a good warbler. | 1.3820 | 0.04578 | 178 | 122 | 44 | 12 |
683 | Save the hair. He needs to finish his nest. | 1.3815 | 0.04947 | 173 | 123 | 34 | 16 |
684 | Just a little preening and clip the wings, please | 1.3815 | 0.04521 | 173 | 117 | 46 | 10 |
685 | Yeah, for me, a bird on the head is worth two in the bush. | 1.3812 | 0.04525 | 181 | 124 | 45 | 12 |
686 | Surprise me! | 1.3812 | 0.04456 | 181 | 123 | 47 | 11 |
687 | I found us a tenor, Sam. | 1.3812 | 0.04724 | 181 | 127 | 39 | 15 |
688 | I read a review online that your shop is for the birds. | 1.3812 | 0.04724 | 181 | 127 | 39 | 15 |
689 | Don't mind him, he's a combing pigeon | 1.3810 | 0.04610 | 168 | 114 | 43 | 9 |
690 | I would have expected a man of your experience to have fewer questions. | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 117 | 38 | 13 |
691 | The last haircut you gave me was for the birds. | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 117 | 38 | 13 |
692 | Frankly, I should have come in sooner. | 1.3807 | 0.04540 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
693 | I would like a little off the sides so the top lays more evenly. | 1.3797 | 0.04803 | 158 | 108 | 40 | 10 |
694 | The chicks won't fledge for another week; just a trim 'til then, OK? | 1.3791 | 0.04226 | 182 | 124 | 49 | 9 |
695 | I should have come in BEFORE my interview. | 1.3787 | 0.04739 | 169 | 117 | 40 | 12 |
696 | A little off the sides, and add more twigs. | 1.3787 | 0.04432 | 169 | 113 | 48 | 8 |
697 | I like the feathered look. | 1.3772 | 0.04544 | 167 | 113 | 45 | 9 |
698 | I want a refund. | 1.3772 | 0.05069 | 167 | 120 | 31 | 16 |
699 | Whatever you can do to make him feel more at home. | 1.3772 | 0.04776 | 167 | 116 | 39 | 12 |
700 | Separation anxiety . . . what can I say? | 1.3771 | 0.04480 | 175 | 119 | 46 | 10 |
701 | But service dogs don't lay eggs. | 1.3771 | 0.04832 | 175 | 124 | 36 | 15 |
702 | Yes, my last haircut was quite fowl. | 1.3771 | 0.04553 | 175 | 120 | 44 | 11 |
703 | It’s called bird-do. You get it on your head sometimes. | 1.3771 | 0.04900 | 175 | 125 | 34 | 16 |
704 | Just a finch off the top, please. | 1.3771 | 0.04832 | 175 | 124 | 36 | 15 |
705 | He's endangered, so just a trim. | 1.3771 | 0.04553 | 175 | 120 | 44 | 11 |
706 | Something less co-dependent. | 1.3771 | 0.04553 | 175 | 120 | 44 | 11 |
707 | Besides the occasional run-in with a bird of prey, it's not that much of a hassle. | 1.3771 | 0.04331 | 175 | 117 | 50 | 8 |
708 | Can you give me a look that says 'NOT a cuckoo'? | 1.3771 | 0.04900 | 175 | 125 | 34 | 16 |
709 | I like it, but my wife says no. | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
710 | I was wondering if you could give me less of a layered look? | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
711 | Keep the pigeon, it helps me with social distancing. | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
712 | I heard the beehive is coming back in style too. | 1.3771 | 0.04480 | 175 | 119 | 46 | 10 |
713 | Yes, still the same value as two in the bush. | 1.3764 | 0.04638 | 178 | 124 | 41 | 13 |
714 | I part it on the right, but she perches on the left. | 1.3764 | 0.04773 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
715 | Will a high and tight make my bird look big? | 1.3764 | 0.04638 | 178 | 124 | 41 | 13 |
716 | Yes, well, just feather it for now. | 1.3764 | 0.04428 | 178 | 121 | 47 | 10 |
717 | I don't really know what I'm going for, but I do feel that I've been pigeonholed. | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
718 | Have you seen my pigeon? I’ve been asking everywhere. | 1.3757 | 0.04283 | 173 | 115 | 51 | 7 |
719 | Its been a while since my last cut. | 1.3757 | 0.04801 | 173 | 122 | 37 | 14 |
720 | It’s cheaper than a toupee, and the eggs are nice. | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
721 | I thought it was just social distancing — until the eggs began to hatch. | 1.3757 | 0.04730 | 173 | 121 | 39 | 13 |
722 | I'm thinking of switching to a flock of seagulls. | 1.3757 | 0.04361 | 173 | 116 | 49 | 8 |
723 | Just a shave, please. She's a rescue. | 1.3757 | 0.04730 | 173 | 121 | 39 | 13 |
724 | I heard you did feathering? | 1.3757 | 0.04870 | 173 | 123 | 35 | 15 |
725 | If you could take out the twigs but leave the eggs, please. | 1.3757 | 0.04730 | 173 | 121 | 39 | 13 |
726 | I'm having trouble urinating, owe $34,000 to the IRS, and my wife is leaving me. Also I have a bird on my head. | 1.3757 | 0.04801 | 173 | 122 | 37 | 14 |
727 | I need some advice about how to deal with my bald spot. | 1.3757 | 0.04939 | 173 | 124 | 33 | 16 |
728 | I am something of an egghead. | 1.3757 | 0.04659 | 173 | 119 | 41 | 12 |
729 | How about a feathered cut ? | 1.3757 | 0.04437 | 173 | 117 | 47 | 9 |
730 | I'm taking long walks in the woods...how 'bout you, Frank? | 1.3757 | 0.04659 | 173 | 120 | 41 | 12 |
731 | I think you made me look too approachable last time. | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
732 | It covers my bald spot. | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
733 | I’m really just here for a roll of toilet paper | 1.3757 | 0.04730 | 173 | 121 | 39 | 13 |
734 | Just a little off the sides and back. Leave the pigeon on the top. ... Hey, why are you holding your scissors like that? | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
735 | I said "A Duck Tail" but this is ridiculous. | 1.3757 | 0.04361 | 173 | 116 | 49 | 8 |
736 | I thought Dove was just a brand name... I didn’t expect it to be so literal | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 173 | 117 | 45 | 10 |
737 | I'm tired of this feathering. | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
738 | This time I don't wanna look as good as a statue. | 1.3757 | 0.04870 | 173 | 123 | 35 | 15 |
739 | Don't worry, she doesn't ruffle easily. | 1.3750 | 0.04677 | 168 | 116 | 41 | 11 |
740 | I only use natural hair care products. | 1.3750 | 0.04677 | 168 | 116 | 41 | 11 |
741 | He's a hair loss support bird, and if he goes, I go. | 1.3750 | 0.04677 | 168 | 116 | 41 | 11 |
742 | My mom doesn’t like technology so we communicate in other ways. | 1.3750 | 0.04673 | 176 | 123 | 40 | 13 |
743 | I need you to trim some flyaways. | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 168 | 114 | 45 | 9 |
744 | You get called egghead enough, even the birds start to believe it. | 1.3750 | 0.04279 | 168 | 111 | 51 | 6 |
745 | Are we just cleaning up the sides and back again today? | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 168 | 114 | 45 | 9 |
746 | Unfortunately, it's a stool pigeon | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 168 | 114 | 45 | 9 |
747 | Thanks. There aren’t many places in town that can do a PETA-friendly cut. | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 168 | 114 | 45 | 9 |
748 | It's OK, but I really wanted a ducktail. | 1.3750 | 0.04443 | 168 | 113 | 47 | 8 |
749 | This way nobody will notice my bald spot. | 1.3743 | 0.04620 | 171 | 117 | 41 | 11 |
750 | Just a bit off the sides and don’t disturb her. She self-quarantining. | 1.3743 | 0.04545 | 171 | 117 | 44 | 10 |
751 | As you can see Marty, the transplant was a success. | 1.3743 | 0.04545 | 171 | 117 | 44 | 10 |
752 | I'd like a coo cut. | 1.3743 | 0.04767 | 171 | 120 | 38 | 13 |
753 | Just take a bit off the top. | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 119 | 40 | 12 |
754 | Actually it’s a Lesser Nit-Picker. | 1.3743 | 0.04767 | 171 | 120 | 38 | 13 |
755 | Would you like a shampoo and bird bath before we begin? | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 119 | 40 | 12 |
756 | Yeah, it is a rescue. I got it at the little park off Riverside. | 1.3743 | 0.04767 | 171 | 120 | 38 | 13 |
757 | Just cut around the eggs. | 1.3743 | 0.04620 | 171 | 118 | 42 | 11 |
758 | I've been preparing for social distancing my whole life. | 1.3743 | 0.04909 | 171 | 122 | 34 | 15 |
759 | Just a feather cut. | 1.3743 | 0.04545 | 171 | 117 | 44 | 10 |
760 | Just a pigeon off the top please. | 1.3743 | 0.04620 | 171 | 118 | 42 | 11 |
761 | I say it's better than a rats nest, any day of the week. | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 119 | 40 | 12 |
762 | It gets a better reaction than my bald spot. | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 119 | 40 | 12 |
763 | Don't look at me like that. I described it as a bird's nest over the phone! | 1.3743 | 0.04545 | 171 | 117 | 44 | 10 |
764 | I'm looking for a more manageable style. | 1.3743 | 0.04391 | 171 | 115 | 48 | 8 |
765 | Would you get this guy off my ass? | 1.3743 | 0.04978 | 171 | 123 | 32 | 16 |
766 | It's the opposite of pigeon toed. | 1.3743 | 0.04838 | 171 | 121 | 36 | 14 |
767 | Something's wrong here. You're the barber. I just walked in. Why are you the one standing closer to the door? | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
768 | It's just starting to feel a little heavy on top. | 1.3743 | 0.04312 | 171 | 114 | 49 | 7 |
769 | Ducktail. Ducktail. I asked for a DUCKTAIL haircut! | 1.3743 | 0.04312 | 171 | 114 | 50 | 7 |
770 | Yeah, it became a bit of a bird's nest... | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 119 | 40 | 12 |
771 | She lives with me hiding under protective custody. When you give her a trim you'll see she's a stool pigeon. | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
772 | This was not my idea of being "pretty fly for a white guy." | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
773 | I figure if it goes out of style it will always come back. | 1.3736 | 0.04491 | 174 | 119 | 45 | 10 |
774 | Side effect of Propecia? | 1.3736 | 0.04778 | 174 | 122 | 37 | 14 |
775 | Two words: Carpool. Lane. | 1.3736 | 0.04637 | 174 | 121 | 41 | 12 |
776 | He came back in so much fuller than I expected... | 1.3736 | 0.04264 | 174 | 116 | 51 | 7 |
777 | She's in self-quarantine. | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
778 | We'd like something less open concept. | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
779 | Yeah, it’s gotten a little bushy. | 1.3735 | 0.04635 | 166 | 114 | 42 | 10 |
780 | Who’s the customer? | 1.3735 | 0.04475 | 166 | 112 | 46 | 8 |
781 | I’m not so sure the feathered look is working for me. | 1.3735 | 0.04556 | 166 | 113 | 44 | 9 |
782 | You said 2 for 1, right? | 1.3735 | 0.04556 | 166 | 113 | 44 | 9 |
783 | It’s a variation of the ducktail. | 1.3729 | 0.04651 | 177 | 124 | 40 | 13 |
784 | You can pretty much get paid to rent anything out now. | 1.3728 | 0.04578 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
785 | I asked my last barber for a ducktail. | 1.3728 | 0.04730 | 169 | 118 | 39 | 12 |
786 | I'd really like that 'fly away' look. | 1.3728 | 0.04655 | 169 | 116 | 39 | 11 |
787 | Sorry, Dad, but we're just waiting for some of my hair-brained ideas to hatch. | 1.3728 | 0.04804 | 169 | 119 | 37 | 13 |
788 | You'll have to work around it until Easter. | 1.3728 | 0.04578 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
789 | I’ve been cooped up so long I didn’t notice. | 1.3728 | 0.04341 | 169 | 113 | 49 | 7 |
790 | $10 plus any eggs I find | 1.3728 | 0.04804 | 169 | 119 | 37 | 13 |
791 | I know, it looks so real right? | 1.3728 | 0.04578 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
792 | I suppose you want it feathered. | 1.3728 | 0.04578 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
793 | Just give me a flat top. The duck tails are not working out. | 1.3728 | 0.04578 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
794 | I wouldn't have a problem with it except she's pregnant -- I'm not ready for kids. Violet Perez, Toronto, Canada (Age 12) | 1.3728 | 0.04876 | 169 | 120 | 35 | 14 |
795 | I'm afraid giving you a haircut could undermine a delicate ecological balance. | 1.3728 | 0.04501 | 169 | 115 | 45 | 9 |
796 | Seems okay now, but how can I make sure I don't get that fly-away look two hours later? | 1.3728 | 0.04655 | 169 | 117 | 41 | 11 |
797 | I know why the combed bird sings. | 1.3713 | 0.04690 | 167 | 116 | 40 | 11 |
798 | Not the chicks I was looking for. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
799 | I'm good, but the pigeon needs a trim. | 1.3713 | 0.04534 | 167 | 114 | 44 | 9 |
800 | I need a preen and a shave. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
801 | Feathered hair is back in style. | 1.3713 | 0.04534 | 167 | 114 | 44 | 9 |
802 | I want a styling that screams Melvin the Ornithologist . | 1.3713 | 0.04534 | 167 | 114 | 44 | 9 |
803 | Just a trim. I've got my bald spot covered. | 1.3713 | 0.04372 | 167 | 112 | 48 | 7 |
804 | can you feather the sides and maybe a ducktail | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
805 | Sign says that you specialize in ducktails?" | 1.3713 | 0.04613 | 167 | 115 | 42 | 10 |
806 | I hear that is worth more than one in the hand | 1.3713 | 0.04372 | 167 | 112 | 48 | 7 |
807 | Maybe just a little less feathering. | 1.3713 | 0.04203 | 167 | 110 | 52 | 5 |
808 | I'd like a little feathering on the top. | 1.3713 | 0.04613 | 167 | 115 | 42 | 10 |
809 | What's so hard to understand? I want a duck tail. He already has one. | 1.3713 | 0.04690 | 167 | 116 | 40 | 11 |
810 | I used to have a ducktail.... | 1.3713 | 0.04453 | 167 | 113 | 46 | 8 |
811 | Don't take too much off. We're expecting. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
812 | Trim the sides. Keep the ducktail. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
813 | Could you just pluck a little off the top | 1.3713 | 0.04613 | 167 | 115 | 42 | 10 |
814 | Try not to disturb the nest. | 1.3713 | 0.04534 | 167 | 114 | 44 | 9 |
815 | You've heard of pigeon-toed? | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
816 | A little less feathered. | 1.3713 | 0.04842 | 167 | 118 | 36 | 13 |
817 | My girlfriend said your last haircut looked like a birds nest. I guess she was right. | 1.3713 | 0.04534 | 167 | 114 | 44 | 9 |
818 | How about feathering the top and duck tails in the back? | 1.3713 | 0.04613 | 167 | 115 | 42 | 10 |
819 | Everyone says it looks like a bird's nest. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
820 | Just a shave, actually. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
821 | I’d like to go for something more hawkish this time. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
822 | Can you trim the sides without clipping the wings? | 1.3713 | 0.04453 | 167 | 113 | 46 | 8 |
823 | Who said anything about an elephant in the room? | 1.3713 | 0.04690 | 167 | 116 | 40 | 11 |
824 | I have a bird in the hair. Can you please find the other two more in the bush? | 1.3713 | 0.04842 | 167 | 118 | 36 | 13 |
825 | You still want a feathered look? | 1.3713 | 0.04453 | 167 | 113 | 46 | 8 |
826 | Not a mullet, definitely not a mullet. | 1.3713 | 0.04842 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 14 |
827 | It draws the attention away from my pigeon toes. | 1.3704 | 0.04707 | 162 | 112 | 40 | 10 |
828 | I'm tired of the feathered look. | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
829 | Same style. Just a cleanup. | 1.3697 | 0.04648 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
830 | Just trim so the eggs don’t fall out. | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
831 | In the UK we call this a hen do. | 1.3697 | 0.05029 | 165 | 119 | 31 | 15 |
832 | I was thinking more of a groovy Partridge Family look. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
833 | Just a pigeon off the top. | 1.3697 | 0.04880 | 165 | 117 | 35 | 13 |
834 | I like the style but can you do a bald eagle. | 1.3697 | 0.04648 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
835 | The last time,you feathered it too much. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
836 | Thanks. You did a great job with the feathered look. | 1.3697 | 0.04567 | 165 | 113 | 43 | 9 |
837 | Maybe just a little feathering on the top? | 1.3697 | 0.04726 | 165 | 115 | 39 | 11 |
838 | How about something that complements its seasonal migration patterns? | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
839 | I want a haircut that doesn't make me look like an egghead. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
840 | I've changed my mind and I would prefer the chemical treatment for lice. | 1.3697 | 0.04486 | 165 | 112 | 45 | 8 |
841 | Just give the nest a quick trim. | 1.3697 | 0.04880 | 165 | 117 | 35 | 13 |
842 | Do you do layers? | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
843 | The last barber clipped his wings. | 1.3697 | 0.04648 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
844 | I'll go with faux hawk this time. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
845 | He's just there to cover up the bald spot. | 1.3697 | 0.04318 | 165 | 110 | 49 | 6 |
846 | ...just a light trim. We still need the eggs. | 1.3697 | 0.04648 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
847 | OK....how are we doin' this?....and still be 6 feet apart? | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
848 | I tell my customers to leave politics at the door. Call me the barber of civility. | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
849 | I heard you give cheep haircuts | 1.3689 | 0.05726 | 122 | 87 | 25 | 10 |
850 | The bird? It's all the rage in the fight against male pattern baldness. | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
851 | I'll take the usual trim. Just don't ruffle any feathers. | 1.3687 | 0.04400 | 160 | 107 | 47 | 6 |
852 | Make me look like I don't live with my parents. | 1.3684 | 0.04610 | 171 | 119 | 41 | 11 |
853 | I'd like short on the sides but comfortable up top. We're expecting chicks and want this nest to feel like a home. | 1.3681 | 0.04996 | 163 | 117 | 32 | 14 |
854 | Leave the bird. It keeps people from wanting to get within six feet of me. | 1.3681 | 0.04519 | 163 | 111 | 44 | 8 |
855 | Just take a little off the sides, leave the nest alone. | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 114 | 38 | 11 |
856 | It's been a while. Why do you ask? | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
857 | That`s the most realistic ducktail I’ve ever seen! | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 11 |
858 | Feather cut? Why do you ask? | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 12 |
859 | You got a better cut for male pattern birdnest? | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
860 | No, we don’t sell toilet paper. | 1.3665 | 0.04881 | 161 | 114 | 35 | 12 |
861 | Take it off the top. | 1.3654 | 0.04820 | 156 | 109 | 37 | 10 |
862 | Three words: Cage-free eggs. | 1.3653 | 0.04361 | 167 | 113 | 47 | 7 |
863 | I always thought there was two in the bush. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
864 | I’m studying intensive urban agriculture. Why do you ask? | 1.3631 | 0.04962 | 157 | 112 | 33 | 12 |
865 | Actually, I'm perfectly qualified. I was a psychology major. | 1.3624 | 0.04489 | 149 | 100 | 44 | 5 |
866 | Just trim the sides Frank until he decides to fly north. | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
867 | Yes, Joe, I tried a different barber. | 1.3590 | 0.04543 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
868 | Not at all, George. I appreciate the referral. | 1.3590 | 0.04357 | 156 | 105 | 46 | 5 |
869 | Looks like it’s been more than six weeks. | 1.3590 | 0.04808 | 156 | 110 | 36 | 10 |
870 | Hello again. I’ve had second thoughts. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
871 | You're the only one she can trust with her ducktail. | 1.3571 | 0.04759 | 154 | 108 | 37 | 9 |
872 | A while. Why? | 1.3567 | 0.04783 | 157 | 111 | 36 | 10 |
873 | Wife says I need my wings clipped. | 1.3567 | 0.04783 | 157 | 111 | 36 | 10 |
874 | It's got to be something the chicks will like... | 1.3567 | 0.04783 | 157 | 111 | 36 | 10 |
875 | Sorry I can't. Local and federal law prohibits disturbing or harassing nesting wildlife. | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
876 | I asked for a mullet, not a pullet. | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
877 | This time I want something more wild. | 1.3553 | 0.04705 | 152 | 106 | 38 | 8 |
878 | I get a wildlife tax exemption as long as I maintain the property. | 1.3548 | 0.04553 | 155 | 107 | 41 | 7 |
879 | She said she wants it as close to Jack sparrow as possible. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 9 |
880 | I’m hatching a plan. | 1.3548 | 0.04553 | 155 | 107 | 41 | 7 |
881 | You mean you've never heard of a coo-cut? | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
882 | Just a feather cut, please. | 1.3548 | 0.04460 | 155 | 106 | 43 | 6 |
883 | Sorry, it’s a bit of a bird’s nest right now. | 1.3548 | 0.04644 | 155 | 108 | 39 | 8 |
884 | Removing the guano will be extra. | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
885 | My therapist told me to cut down on my tweets. | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
886 | Just a little off the sides. I like the feathered look. | 1.3548 | 0.04644 | 155 | 108 | 39 | 8 |
887 | I've always wanted a ducktail, just like grandpa's | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
888 | I just need a little off the sides and a pigeon off the top. | 1.3548 | 0.04460 | 155 | 106 | 43 | 6 |
889 | I was going for the Hooded merganser but now I'd like to try something a little less flamboyant. | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
890 | Call me a Luddite but I'll take carrier pigeons over cellphones any day. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
891 | Well, I don't see the big difference between this and a beehive. | 1.3548 | 0.04644 | 155 | 108 | 39 | 8 |
892 | Is there a way we can hide my male-pattern birdness? | 1.3548 | 0.04365 | 155 | 105 | 45 | 5 |
893 | Way too long since my last haircut. But at least it isn’t a rat’s nest... | 1.3548 | 0.04460 | 155 | 106 | 43 | 6 |
894 | You Got any Ideas on how to pull this off...? | 1.3548 | 0.04460 | 155 | 106 | 43 | 6 |
895 | Cut $13, bird priceless | 1.3548 | 0.04553 | 155 | 107 | 41 | 7 |
896 | A little off the top. | 1.3548 | 0.04553 | 155 | 107 | 41 | 7 |
897 | Trim the tail and clip the wings, but leave the nest as is. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
898 | The interview with the Audubon Society went great. | 1.3548 | 0.04268 | 155 | 104 | 47 | 4 |
899 | Last time you feathered it too much. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
900 | I’m sorry I’m no longer doing feather cuts at this time. | 1.3548 | 0.04268 | 155 | 104 | 47 | 4 |
901 | At first, he was just to help with social distancing. But now, I'm not sure I can go on without him. | 1.3548 | 0.04317 | 155 | 107 | 42 | 6 |
902 | Do you have a cut that appeals to chicks? | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
903 | But can you cut my hair from six feet away? | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
904 | Yes just don't mention her W-E-I-G-H-T | 1.3543 | 0.05187 | 127 | 89 | 31 | 7 |
905 | Just lightly feathered, please. | 1.3533 | 0.04647 | 150 | 104 | 39 | 7 |
906 | Just me today, she got her wings clipped last week | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
907 | How did you know that I live in the park? | 1.3533 | 0.04550 | 150 | 103 | 41 | 6 |
908 | A little feathering should do nicely. | 1.3533 | 0.04647 | 150 | 104 | 39 | 7 |
909 | I think the date went really well, all things considered. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
910 | Hey, it beats having a tacky comb over. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
911 | I don't have a mobile. She delivers all my messages | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
912 | Feathered, not layered, please. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
913 | My wife's nesting instinct has gotten out of control. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
914 | so just a bit off the sides then? | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
915 | Feather it. Like his. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 7 |
916 | It's my homie pigeon. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
917 | I usually have my partridge down the middle. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
918 | Short back and sides and be sure to leave it long around the eggs | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
919 | You really thought this was what I meant when I said, "Something all the chicks will love"? | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
920 | Yes, it's no longer a rat's nest, but... | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
921 | This is not going to end well, is it? | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
922 | In the spirit of social distancing, I’ll be cutting your hair from 6-feet away. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
923 | She'd like her wings clipped. | 1.3529 | 0.04493 | 153 | 105 | 42 | 6 |
924 | Thanks for taking me without an appointment, my hair is a real bird's nest. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
925 | What? Is there egg on my face? | 1.3529 | 0.04493 | 153 | 105 | 42 | 6 |
926 | The social distancing guideline is silent on birds. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
927 | Just a trim and a preening, please | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
928 | that's not what I meant when I called you a pecker-head. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
929 | Trim, no problem, easier than the usual "rats nest", | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
930 | The usual, Sam, but not too short around the tail feathers. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
931 | I like the nest. It’s just the bird that I’d like removed. | 1.3529 | 0.04396 | 153 | 104 | 44 | 5 |
932 | I think I just need a little bit off the top. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
933 | Can I switch to a ducktail? | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
934 | I take it sir, that you have not had a cut for some time. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
935 | I'm Walter Pidgeon's son. You used to cut his hair. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
936 | Tapered sides, straight in the back, and nothing off the top. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
937 | I have a two-for-one coupon... | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
938 | We are incubating now so just a trim at the sides | 1.3529 | 0.04297 | 153 | 103 | 46 | 4 |
939 | Yes, I do use birdseed-infused shampoo. Why do you ask? | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
940 | Can you make him look more presidential? | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
941 | Well, of course our charges would not affect your nest egg! | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
942 | We are just looking for something quick and cheep | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
943 | Only a little off the top. It's endangered." | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
944 | And could you leave the clippings on my head please. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
945 | HAWK! I said I wanted a moHAWK! | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
946 | Would you like to be nest? | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
947 | Ok Jim, lets wing it and feather the back. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
948 | Do you charge extra for feathering? | 1.3529 | 0.04493 | 153 | 105 | 42 | 6 |
949 | When I told me mom a guy flipped me the bird she said "don't let it go to your head" | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
950 | She says it’s called “Nesting in Place. “ | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
951 | Thought it may help as my hair is also migrating south | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
952 | Tight on the sides, but keep the top feathery. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
953 | Well, it's not really a feather in my cap, but... | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
954 | Just take a smigeon off the top please. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
955 | I appreciate your hand, but there are actually two bird in this bush. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
956 | Let’s go short on the sides, keep it feathered on top. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
957 | With all this concern about COVID-19 I can see you’ve been “cooped” up for a while”. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
958 | Just like last time, Bob. A little off the top. Shorter in back. Feathered. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
959 | Can you do a 1950’s style duck tail? | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
960 | It's cheaper than a toupée. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
961 | Spring cleaning; just a little trim around the nest. | 1.3521 | 0.04602 | 142 | 97 | 40 | 5 |
962 | Please be gentle, it’s his first time. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
963 | Male pattern baldnesting. | 1.3514 | 0.04585 | 148 | 102 | 40 | 6 |
964 | I lost a bet" | 1.3514 | 0.04781 | 148 | 104 | 36 | 8 |
965 | Shave it all off. I'd rather look like egghead than actually be one. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
966 | Let's just say a little bird told me you do good work. | 1.3510 | 0.04526 | 151 | 104 | 41 | 6 |
967 | It's a Moe hawk. | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
968 | I thought I'd ordered a Google Nest, but I might have hit the wrong button... | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
969 | She's my emotional support bird! | 1.3510 | 0.04526 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 6 |
970 | Please be careful of the eggs. | 1.3510 | 0.04622 | 151 | 105 | 39 | 7 |
971 | No, I don’t know why I’ve been feeling a little down lately. | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
972 | You should see my toes | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
973 | Free-range toupee. | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
974 | Wow, is that a Larry Bird hair cut! I haven't seen one of those since the 80's! Time flies huh? | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
975 | Feathered on the side and ruffled in the back. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
976 | Just neaten up the nest, please. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
977 | So... how much is a bird in the hair worth? | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
978 | I just don’t think this makes me look cocky enough. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
979 | Could you give me a feathered look? | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
980 | But your sign only says 'No shirt, no shoes, no service'" | 1.3497 | 0.04682 | 143 | 99 | 38 | 6 |
981 | When I’m done, you may have the “ empty nester” condition: but it will pass | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
982 | One of those in-flew-encers, huh? | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
983 | You know...I think I'd like to try something new for change. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
984 | Anything more than a trim and I need a variance. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
985 | Feather it. | 1.3490 | 0.04356 | 149 | 101 | 44 | 4 |
986 | I think the twigs could use a trim. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
987 | I really needed the eggs | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
988 | Be careful, she's brooding. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
989 | Just a trim and a pluck. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
990 | I'm pretty sure once you start buzzing it'll fly off. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
991 | I'll need the clippings for our living room nest. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
992 | I asked for a beehive | 1.3490 | 0.05296 | 149 | 111 | 24 | 14 |
993 | Me? No, but he just wants a trim. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
994 | I'll probably end up like my father—bald as a coot. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
995 | How about a dove tail? | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
996 | It was either that or a MAGA cap. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
997 | Could you do something about these flyaways? | 1.3490 | 0.04560 | 149 | 103 | 40 | 6 |
998 | I'd like a feathered style. I don't know about the guy below me. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
999 | Not off the top of my head. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1000 | You keep cutting it, and it keeps coming back. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1001 | Can you just cut around it? My paperwork to remove him is still being processed by the city. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1002 | The eviction notice didn't work, so maybe this will. | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 108 | 28 | 12 |
1003 | Just a trim, and rotate the eggs. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1004 | Just give me the Audubon. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1005 | It's her call | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
1006 | I think I'm done with the feathered look. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
1007 | Please don’t take an egg, she’ll peck me the whole ride home. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1008 | I'm tired of the pigeon point, could I have a duck tail? | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1009 | I just don't want it *looking* like a bird's nest. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
1010 | Give me corn rows. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1011 | Duck, duck, mousse" | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1012 | Nothing off the top. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1013 | I'm sorry, but the special price is only for empty nesters. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1014 | Well, I was going for a faux hawk. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1015 | I said a mohawk, not a dovetail | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1016 | I was hoping I could pay you in fresh eggs? | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1017 | Don't worry about how it looks, I'm sure it'll help with social distancing. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1018 | I'd like a little off the sides and keep the top feathered. | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 7 |
1019 | Don't disturb the eggs. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1020 | It all started with that ducktail.... | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 7 |
1021 | Should I come back after the egg hatches? | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
1022 | I tried peanut butter, but that just made it worse. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1023 | A little off the back and clip the wings, please. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1024 | Short in the back, over the ears, and leave a little bird on top. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
1025 | Are you thinking that a beehive would have been a better choice? | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1026 | Please don't Fowl this up. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1027 | Yeah-I got a fowl haircut-can you do anything with this? | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1028 | no no his wings are already clipped. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1029 | Ever since you stopped spiking my hair. | 1.3490 | 0.04251 | 149 | 100 | 46 | 3 |
1030 | I was thinking something a little more... falcony? | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
1031 | At first, she was just using other peoples' hair to make her nest... | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1032 | My wife insists this will help with my empty nest syndrome" | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1033 | Well not so much a trim... just a little nest maintenance. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
1034 | So same as last time, please, just a little off the sides, leave the nest alone. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1035 | I think just take a little off of the tail feathers today. | 1.3490 | 0.04356 | 149 | 101 | 44 | 4 |
1036 | My bald spot was becoming too noticeable | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1037 | Just a shave today, the eggs are gonna hatch any time now. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1038 | Don't worry. He's more distant than social. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
1039 | I'm short of cash. Can I trade you for some free-range products? | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1040 | Oh, I thought you said "Nest!" | 1.3490 | 0.04658 | 149 | 104 | 38 | 7 |
1041 | This time I need a nest that speaks to my being vibrant and compassionate, stylish not cutesy and available but not anxious." | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
1042 | One in the hair is worth two in the bush. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1043 | Thank goodness the beehive went out of style. | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
1044 | It’s called a faux hawk, grandpa. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1045 | Coo cut, please. | 1.3475 | 0.05325 | 141 | 104 | 25 | 12 |
1046 | Why do you look so suprised Jerry?Everybody's heard about the bird. | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
1047 | I cant seem to shake the bird flu. | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
1048 | We’re ready for new look. | 1.3472 | 0.04860 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
1049 | Just a little bit off the beak, please. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1050 | I find this to be effective for social distancing. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1051 | It's a bit of a mess...but at least it's not a total rat's nest. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1052 | I told you if you keep clipping his wings he'll never leave." | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
1053 | What IS it with your generation? You’re almost 30! It’s definitely time to leave the nest! | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 105 | 33 | 9 |
1054 | Just take a pidge off the top. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1055 | Not too short, he's insecure about his toes. | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
1056 | It’s two things really. The combination of not cutting my hair, and being outside all the time. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1057 | my wife says just a trim..we used to be empty nesters | 1.3469 | 0.04595 | 147 | 102 | 39 | 6 |
1058 | ...but I save a ton on mousse. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
1059 | Yes, I'm fully aware that I'm not wearing any shoes. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
1060 | I’ve got a real problem with fly-aways. Can you help me? | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
1061 | A little birdie told me that you give good haircuts. | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
1062 | What toupee? | 1.3469 | 0.04280 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 6 |
1063 | Just a trim, we're still bonding. | 1.3456 | 0.04712 | 136 | 94 | 37 | 5 |
1064 | I really don't need a haircut, but could you do something about the bird on my head...? | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
1065 | He’s sheltering in place so just cut around him. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
1066 | I'd like the bird off the top, but let the nest grow a bit... | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
1067 | High fade with a nest over. | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
1068 | I used to carry her in my hand, but she wanted more. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
1069 | Could be worse; could be a rat. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
1070 | We're here for the 2-for-1 special. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
1071 | Do you have a two for one deal? | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
1072 | She's really attached to me. | 1.3451 | 0.04798 | 142 | 100 | 35 | 7 |
1073 | They were out of beehives. | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
1074 | It's novel here, but Europe embraced it years ago. | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
1075 | It really helps with the social distancing | 1.3448 | 0.04525 | 145 | 100 | 40 | 5 |
1076 | Think Ratatouille, but instead of fine dining it’s Trump speech writing and policy advising. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1077 | Can you do a ducktail? | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1078 | Yeah, just feather it. | 1.3448 | 0.04418 | 145 | 99 | 42 | 4 |
1079 | Just give me a standard cut that won’t ruffle any feathers. | 1.3448 | 0.04732 | 145 | 102 | 36 | 7 |
1080 | Can you feather the sides? | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1081 | I want a fair and Balanced haircut. Nothing too left-wing. | 1.3448 | 0.04832 | 145 | 103 | 34 | 8 |
1082 | Thank goodness it's not a Bald Eagle. | 1.3448 | 0.04732 | 145 | 102 | 36 | 7 |
1083 | Yes, it has been a while since my last hair cut. | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1084 | ''Gotten so bad I can't tell wig from twig anymore.'' | 1.3448 | 0.04832 | 145 | 103 | 34 | 8 |
1085 | I couldn't quite afford a bird in the hand" | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1086 | Is this where I get tested for the bird flu? | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1087 | Will you check the message to see if it's bad news or good? | 1.3448 | 0.04732 | 145 | 102 | 36 | 7 |
1088 | It eats the lice. | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1089 | I think he is ready to move out | 1.3448 | 0.04930 | 145 | 104 | 32 | 9 |
1090 | It's better than last year's rat's nest! | 1.3448 | 0.04930 | 145 | 104 | 32 | 9 |
1091 | Do you still do ducktails? | 1.3448 | 0.04732 | 145 | 102 | 36 | 7 |
1092 | It was a simple choice. I just happen to prefer ducks to bats in the belfry. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1093 | Actually, bird poop is a pretty good conditioner. | 1.3448 | 0.04930 | 145 | 104 | 32 | 9 |
1094 | Everyone's been asking me that today. | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
1095 | A little bird told me your are the best barber in town. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
1096 | just clip his wings. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1097 | Just an undercut, please. I need her for my bald spot. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1098 | Just the usual trim around the nest, Mr Plaskett. | 1.3435 | 0.04819 | 131 | 91 | 35 | 5 |
1099 | I asked for a Faux Hawk, dude. | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
1100 | This time I want you to show me the back. | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
1101 | You need to remove your hat | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
1102 | Give it a good trim but don't make me look like an egg-head | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
1103 | A little around the ears, and a lot off the top. | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
1104 | I haven't had a haircut for months: it's starting to feel like a bloody birds' nest. | 1.3429 | 0.04730 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
1105 | If you get one, we could start a quartet.” | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
1106 | I'm on my way to the psychiatrist for a joke setup. | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
1107 | Why did you bring this man into my bird salon? | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
1108 | Shave it off completely he thinks he's a bald eagle. | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1109 | He's quite a head-scratcher, I must admit | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
1110 | If you’re hiring, my friend here is a combing pigeon. | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
1111 | I know we were in isolation for a while,but how did it get this bad? | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1112 | It helps keep social distancing... | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
1113 | No, I can't stop the migration of your hairline. | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1114 | Dad, I'm finally ready to take over the business." "No you're not. | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
1115 | I just need a trim. And can you pluck a little off the top? | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 5 |
1116 | Can you make this into a Beehive? | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1117 | Just trim the nest, keep the bird. | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
1118 | For dandruff control, he’s head and shoulders above the rest. | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1119 | Do you work for cheep? | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1120 | Now that the eggs have hatched, I need a trim. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1121 | This time make me more of a chick magnet. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
1122 | I'd like to color it teal. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1123 | Yeah, maybe just take a bit off the top. | 1.3427 | 0.04338 | 143 | 102 | 35 | 6 |
1124 | Just here for a trim and a pluck | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1125 | Just trim around the hedges today. | 1.3427 | 0.04450 | 143 | 98 | 41 | 4 |
1126 | No, just get rid of the droppings! | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1127 | Um, excuse me? I think you clipped a wing. | 1.3427 | 0.04559 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1128 | It's been a long quarantine. | 1.3427 | 0.04559 | 143 | 99 | 39 | 5 |
1129 | Actually, it's 'a bird in the HAIR is worth two in the bush' and you should see my wife. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1130 | My wife didn’t like the duck tail, I’m not crazy about this one, so what’s next? | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1131 | She thinks I'm the father | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1132 | He's afraid of scissors. | 1.3427 | 0.04666 | 143 | 100 | 37 | 6 |
1133 | Just a cleanup around the nest. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1134 | Just trim around him, please. I need him to carry me back home. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1135 | We’ll have the usual. | 1.3427 | 0.03857 | 143 | 98 | 43 | 2 |
1136 | Just sides and neck for now. | 1.3427 | 0.04666 | 143 | 100 | 37 | 6 |
1137 | Could you just work around him? He’s actually a stool pigeon, but now that the governor has closed all of the bars he has limited options . . .” | 1.3427 | 0.04770 | 143 | 101 | 35 | 7 |
1138 | Trim for me; D.A. for Bob. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1139 | Keep the length on top and feather the sides. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1140 | I think you might have feathered the sides a little too much last cut. | 1.3427 | 0.04559 | 143 | 99 | 39 | 5 |
1141 | I can’t find my way home without him... | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1142 | Give me a flattop. I’m upgrading to a carrier drone. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1143 | I heard this was the place to get a cheep cut | 1.3427 | 0.04666 | 143 | 100 | 37 | 6 |
1144 | This style came to me while I was sitting on a park bench. It’s been the rage on statues for years. | 1.3427 | 0.05071 | 143 | 104 | 29 | 10 |
1145 | With the banks closing,I had to find a new home for my nest egg. | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
1146 | She’s nesting, so just take a little off the sides.” | 1.3427 | 0.04873 | 143 | 102 | 33 | 8 |
1147 | Thanks, my hair used to be a real rat's nest. | 1.3427 | 0.04666 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1148 | Do you do a feathered cut? | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1149 | Can you work around this? | 1.3406 | 0.04541 | 138 | 95 | 39 | 4 |
1150 | People are tweeting about you. | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
1151 | I need a PETA cure. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1152 | My girlfriend said she’d make it worth my while if I helped with her ornithology project. | 1.3406 | 0.04986 | 138 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
1153 | I don’t mean to ruffle you’re feathers, but I think I can take a little off the top. | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
1154 | I didn't know this is what you meant by a "feather cut" when you called for an appointment. | 1.3406 | 0.04656 | 138 | 96 | 37 | 5 |
1155 | I'm looking not so much for a haircut but for a nest modification | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
1156 | The sky is falling. | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
1157 | I don't think you're supposed to put the birdseed IN your hair. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
1158 | I thought that was just an expression | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
1159 | He's kept me company through the divorce | 1.3406 | 0.04656 | 138 | 96 | 37 | 5 |
1160 | Just feather the sides,please. | 1.3406 | 0.04769 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
1161 | Something more cool, with less coo. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1162 | It was between roost or Rogaine and I went with roost. | 1.3404 | 0.05116 | 141 | 103 | 28 | 10 |
1163 | Don't worry, she'll get off as soon as she hatches. | 1.3404 | 0.04368 | 141 | 96 | 42 | 3 |
1164 | My last barber has been leaving too much on top. | 1.3404 | 0.04703 | 141 | 99 | 36 | 6 |
1165 | You've got mail | 1.3404 | 0.04809 | 141 | 100 | 34 | 7 |
1166 | Yes my name is Mo and yes this is a hawk. Now, can we get started. | 1.3404 | 0.04703 | 141 | 99 | 36 | 6 |
1167 | Your hair sure does look like a bird's nest this morning. | 1.3404 | 0.04594 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1168 | His wife got the virus so he's been staying with me. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1169 | Well, we can always use the eggs. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
1170 | This isn't what I had in mind when I asked you to feather my hair. | 1.3404 | 0.04809 | 141 | 100 | 34 | 7 |
1171 | Ironically, my wife always said my hair was like a rat's nest. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1172 | Keep it short on the sides and just wing it on top | 1.3404 | 0.04703 | 141 | 99 | 36 | 6 |
1173 | So...we were empty nesters until 2020 hit. Submitted by Lucia Jaccaci | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
1174 | Iam a barber, not a ornithologist! | 1.3404 | 0.04809 | 141 | 100 | 34 | 7 |
1175 | "A little birdie told me I need a cut. | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
1176 | You're not one of those barbers who is worried about habitat destruction, are you? | 1.3403 | 0.04534 | 144 | 100 | 39 | 5 |
1177 | Oh, you weren't kidding when you said you needed help with the bird's nest! | 1.3403 | 0.04534 | 144 | 100 | 39 | 5 |
1178 | I don’t think I joined the right hair club. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1179 | Not too short. Just feather it a little bit, please | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1180 | Can I give you a hand with that bird in your bush? | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
1181 | What do you think, buddy? Do we trust him to cut my hair? | 1.3382 | 0.04576 | 136 | 94 | 38 | 4 |
1182 | It's a pigeon why? | 1.3382 | 0.04808 | 136 | 96 | 34 | 6 |
1183 | Just take off your social distancing device and I'll give you a nice trim | 1.3382 | 0.04693 | 136 | 95 | 36 | 5 |
1184 | The bird will be $20 more | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1185 | Are you sure the ducktail is trending? | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 99 | 28 | 9 |
1186 | They call me egg head for a good reason | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1187 | How much to take a little pigeon off the top? | 1.3382 | 0.04920 | 136 | 97 | 32 | 7 |
1188 | Just facing the fact that people always notices toupees | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1189 | Climate change. She refuses to fly south. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1190 | Just a little around the tail feathers. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1191 | Short on the sides, long on top, leave the eggs. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1192 | Just ask him...I'm only a carrier. | 1.3381 | 0.04398 | 139 | 95 | 41 | 3 |
1193 | A little bird off the top,please. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1194 | How strong is your blow dryer? | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1195 | I said I wanted a Duck TAIL, not the whole duck. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1196 | The bird will fly, but it's the eggs and twigs that will be tricky. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1197 | It’s already feathered, I just need a trim. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1198 | She would like to keep the clippings. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1199 | I use to have hair brain ideas but now its different. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1200 | Just a few feathers off the top. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1201 | Same as last time. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1202 | Summer's coming--take it down to a sparrow this time. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1203 | The other guys just cut around her. I don't see the problem here. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1204 | Just a trim around eggs. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1205 | Just a little off the top and be careful of the eggs. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1206 | He keeps my head warm, so if you can just clean up the sides and back. | 1.3381 | 0.04515 | 139 | 96 | 39 | 4 |
1207 | Just a nest trim, please. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 98 | 35 | 6 |
1208 | Just trim around the ears, Mel. The rest is protected by the migratory bird act. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1209 | Sit down. I can fix that foul haircut. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1210 | Just dropped by to say hi. I'll be back after the eggs hatch. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1211 | I'd like a little off the sides and back please. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1212 | Why? She keeps my head dry when it rains. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1213 | Shall I trim around the nest or take it down? | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1214 | I am here to reschedule my appointment. They haven't hatched yet. | 1.3381 | 0.04398 | 139 | 95 | 41 | 3 |
1215 | It’s mating season. Let’s try something new. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
1216 | I see what you mean by "flyaways" | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1217 | Finally got rid of the Mullet? I'm not sure this is an improvement. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1218 | Don’t scare her I need the eggs for breakfast | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1219 | Short on the sides, and clip the wings a bit on the top. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 98 | 35 | 6 |
1220 | I want to keep my city look | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1221 | I'd like it feathered, please. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1222 | He wants us to get a Bro-Hawk. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1223 | She gave me an ultimatum! It was this or the elephant in the room. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1224 | It takes care of my bald spot and my dandruff. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
1225 | Just a shave today. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1226 | Just a light trim around the edges, please. She's sheltering in place. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1227 | I'm just here for a shave. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1228 | I'll need a shampoo today. My hair's a nest, Jack. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1229 | I’d like a little off the top— SHE’d like a lot off the bottom | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1230 | Can you make it less nest-like? | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1231 | Rememer the duck’s ass? Well, this is the whole mallard. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1232 | Wow! You really do have a birds nest in there. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1233 | Leave a little on top for the chicks. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1234 | Just take a tweet off the top. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1235 | Could you take a little duck off the top? | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1236 | You can't catch it if we stay six feet apart. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1237 | And be sure to steer clear of the eggs. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1238 | This was the only way I could get him to tell me why he crossed the road. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1239 | Her name Is Corona. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1240 | Don’t worry. We’ve both been tested. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1241 | Well, I use a conditioner for fly-away hair. Why? | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1242 | Let's take a little more off the top this time. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 98 | 35 | 6 |
1243 | I thought it said “ A Bird on the Head Is worth Two in the Bush...” and I just got used to it. | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
1244 | I'd like a mohawk. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1245 | This is not what I meant when I said to "wing it". | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1246 | Okay, who’s nest. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1247 | Social distancing kept me away for so long this bird nested in my hair and well, you know how it is . . . | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 98 | 35 | 6 |
1248 | I hear feathered hair is in again. | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1249 | Save the trimmings for her nest, won’t you? | 1.3381 | 0.04629 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1250 | No, just the sides. The dove will take care of the rest | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
1251 | My wife says it's a protected species | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
1252 | Could you squeeze us in. We have an early bird appointment with Mr. Worm tomorrow. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
1253 | It's grown back so fast, it’s almost like it flew on. | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
1254 | I want it to look more like my natural hair. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
1255 | Yes. I am Ian Peartree. | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
1256 | Are you open? | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
1257 | Could your shop use a combing pigeon? | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1258 | Just my opinion, but I think it’s time for Antonio to retire | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
1259 | Do you do specialty cuts? | 1.3358 | 0.04665 | 137 | 95 | 36 | 5 |
1260 | How much to trim the nest? | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
1261 | Trim only. Her three eggs have a couple weeks to go. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1262 | You're not some sort of lay psychiatrist, right? | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
1263 | The bird's nest worked fine, but this time I think I'll go for a duck tail. | 1.3358 | 0.04665 | 137 | 96 | 36 | 5 |
1264 | Haircut? Yep, it's about that ptarmigan. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1265 | Son, maybe you'd better wait for Spring. | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
1266 | Make it free range, but not too short | 1.3358 | 0.04429 | 137 | 94 | 40 | 3 |
1267 | Sorry, Phil. Now she says it's TOO feathered. | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
1268 | I need a look that pays tribute to my parents as empty nesters. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1269 | A trim is $20, but we don't take deposits. | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
1270 | Work around it | 1.3358 | 0.04779 | 137 | 97 | 34 | 6 |
1271 | He's sheltering in place. So, just a light trim around him, please" | 1.3358 | 0.04665 | 137 | 96 | 36 | 5 |
1272 | I'd like a crew cut and a feather duster. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
1273 | Check the label on your hair conditioner . | 1.3358 | 0.04665 | 137 | 96 | 36 | 5 |
1274 | I'm trying to grow out the top | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
1275 | Feathered style please. | 1.3358 | 0.04665 | 137 | 96 | 36 | 5 |
1276 | I just need a good trim for my Ducktail. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1277 | I got tired of the comb over. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
1278 | How about faux hawk this time? | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
1279 | Just a smidgen off the top. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
1280 | We're flying south for the winter. | 1.3357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 96 | 41 | 3 |
1281 | It isn't exactly killing two birds with one stone but... | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
1282 | She's socially isolating from her flock | 1.3357 | 0.04713 | 140 | 99 | 35 | 6 |
1283 | It's called a hairstyle, Boomer. Something you obviously know nothing about. | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
1284 | She wants a complete remodel. Something more contemporary. | 1.3333 | 0.04769 | 132 | 93 | 34 | 5 |
1285 | I’d like you to deconstruct the dovetail and give me a bald eagle. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
1286 | 'Who are you calling bald-crested?' | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 132 | 94 | 32 | 6 |
1287 | I’ll go with the Mohawk instead of the Modove this time. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1288 | What are you looking at? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1289 | How much to remove a bird nest? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1290 | Need a new look, I went in over my head and it cries out "cheep | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
1291 | Just a tit off the top. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1292 | New York, am I right. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1293 | I was being literal.. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1294 | I'm told they call it the "'Man Bird.' | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
1295 | I told you, I can't cut your hair if you show signs of Birdflu. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1296 | The grey is starting to make me feel self-conscious. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1297 | I'd like a little off the sides he'd like a little off the top. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1298 | Just a little off the top, please. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1299 | I got rid of my cell phone a while ago, but then I really missed the chirping. | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
1300 | It started as a bird in a bush. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1301 | Is the feathered look still in style? | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1302 | Just a little off the sides, then?" | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1303 | Will it want a shampoo, too? | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
1304 | It’s the authentic “DA” | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
1305 | Just fix it so I don't look like such an egghead. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1306 | They call me egghead. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1307 | A little off the top please….and this time don’t feather it. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1308 | Okay, but no tweeting during the cutting | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1309 | Looks better than a comb-over and I get eggs too. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1310 | You're the third customer today with a duck on his head. I think it's finally time to retire. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1311 | Scissor-cut for me. Poultry-shear for my friend. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1312 | It's just a hat. It keeps the pigeons away. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1313 | So, the usual, then? | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1314 | Take care not to clip its wings. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1315 | How much is a bird on the head worth? | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1316 | How about just a little off the top? | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1317 | So you’re going to remain six feet away at all times, right? | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1318 | I don't get it either, I'm a Buddist | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1319 | He covers up the bald spot. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1320 | It's not that I don't like it, it's just always hungry. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1321 | What do ya mean, it's not an essential service? | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1322 | Just trim the ducktail and tidy up the nest | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1323 | Why not? The only risk for you is catching bird flu. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1324 | It seems I'm not the only fan of your work | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1325 | It's looking kind of seedy. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1326 | Could you take a little off the bottom? | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1327 | Can you feather it? | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1328 | When I said I wanted a duck tail, I meant... | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1329 | We prefer the term Fauxhawk | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1330 | I'd like it removed, but frankly I can use the eggs. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1331 | Just a little of the sides, and something to control my fly-always | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1332 | Can you fluff my feathers up a little bit? | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1333 | It's ok, it's not on the endangered species list. | 1.3282 | 0.04394 | 131 | 90 | 39 | 2 |
1334 | If you don’t mind just feathering the back and clipping the wings. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1335 | Just a little feathering on top. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1336 | Can you give me a trim and not disturb the eggs? | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1337 | it's bird flu | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1338 | A little birdy told me this is the best barbershop around. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1339 | I meant feathered. | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
1340 | I'm sorry, I only do rat's nests. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1341 | Can you trim back my flights of fantasy? | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1342 | Can you do something about my flyaway hair? | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1343 | Sorry, I no longer do ducktail haircuts. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1344 | Unfortunately, she's an endangered species and I'll have to wait until her chicks hatch and fledge. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1345 | If you cut the front too short, he pecks your index finger. | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
1346 | Not roots. I need you to color my roost. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1347 | Just a trim. I've already had it feathered. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1348 | Can you help with fly away hair? | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1349 | I need a haircut, he needs a bath. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1350 | My regular, but be careful with the eggs. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1351 | You’ve forgotten the apostrophe. On your sign. On the door. Makes my little problem seem insignificant. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1352 | I think I liked the rat-tail better. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1353 | Can you recommend a good shampoo? | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1354 | It is an endangered species, so just trim around it without disturbing it. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1355 | Actually, I'd like the same shape, just a little shorter. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1356 | I'll trade you any eggs you find for a neck trim. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1357 | Do you have another chair or perhaps a perch? | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1358 | Could you maybe dye the rest of it grey, too? | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1359 | I don’t clip wings. | 1.3256 | 0.04559 | 129 | 90 | 36 | 3 |
1360 | How long has it been since you got a fresh cut?" "A while... it's become a real bird's nest. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1361 | Please don't clip the flight feathers this time. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1362 | Well... my friend, this is not my pigeon!! | 1.3256 | 0.04559 | 129 | 90 | 36 | 3 |
1363 | A three on the sides and shit off the top? | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
1364 | Many of our feathered friends need help with climate change. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1365 | Oh, Russel? He’s my emotional support animal. An added plus, he’s hypoallergenic. | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
1366 | This helps me keep socially distant. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1367 | I'll let her decide on the cut, since she has to be seen with me. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1368 | I'm not sure the duck's ass haircut is working. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1369 | I need a feather cut. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1370 | No trim, just a real thorough wash, please. | 1.3256 | 0.04690 | 129 | 91 | 34 | 4 |
1371 | It's a symbiotic relationship. She keeps my head warm and I keep the nest safe from predators. | 1.3256 | 0.04690 | 129 | 91 | 34 | 4 |
1372 | Could you just feather it a bit on top? | 1.3254 | 0.04412 | 126 | 89 | 34 | 3 |
1373 | This time, can you leave a little hare on top? | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
1374 | You didn't tell me you were bringing a human | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1375 | I told the last guy I wanted my hair feathered. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1376 | Just a little off the side until they hatch. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1377 | They tell you to get a nest egg...What they don't tell you is that you have to keep it warm. | 1.3228 | 0.04728 | 127 | 90 | 33 | 4 |
1378 | Anything but a DA | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1379 | Do you fix fowled haircuts? | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1380 | It's become a bit of a bird's nest. | 1.3228 | 0.04593 | 127 | 89 | 35 | 3 |
1381 | A little birdie told me you were the best barber in town. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1382 | Not for me, for him | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1383 | Yes, I said a feather cut. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1384 | I'd like a crew cut and a bag of peanuts.” | 1.3228 | 0.04728 | 127 | 90 | 33 | 4 |
1385 | The conditioner I used was Dove for men, why did you ask? | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
1386 | It's much cheaper than Hair Club for Men, not to mention it's a chick magnet. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1387 | Do you take large bills? | 1.3228 | 0.04728 | 127 | 90 | 33 | 4 |
1388 | Keep the door closed. The male is really protective" | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
1389 | take a lot off the bottom | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1390 | Just a trim until the eggs hatch | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
1391 | WELL THEN, HOW ABOUT JUST A SHAVE? | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1392 | It’s not really a rats nest per se | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1393 | Can I have a feathered cut please? | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1394 | She'd like a little off the top and under the beak. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1395 | Can you add hair to the human? I'm expanding my nest. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1396 | Coo is just how I say cool | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
1397 | You look great, just like our president has the same hairstyle and hair color as a golden pheasant. | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
1398 | Mohawk, faux hawk - any cut that'll solve my pigeon problem, please. | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
1399 | Do me a crew cut with fried eggs sunny side up. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1400 | Wash your hands, or I am taking my pigeons elsewhere | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1401 | Do you have time for a quick pluck? | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1402 | Honestly, I couldn't tell you how long it's been there. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1403 | If I don't get a nest trim, the twigs get in my eyes. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1404 | I'm looking to get it cleaned up for mating season. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1405 | I’ll warn ya, Floyd, Hank here ain’t keen on electric clippers. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1406 | What have I told you about haircuts in the Bronx | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1407 | Another trim around the ears, Tom, until the eggs hatch. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1408 | Just feather it lightly. | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
1409 | A little birdy told me I need a trim | 1.3200 | 0.04765 | 125 | 89 | 32 | 4 |
1410 | She lost one of her eggs,I thought you could help find it. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1411 | Something a little less comfortable this time. | 1.3200 | 0.04628 | 125 | 88 | 34 | 3 |
1412 | Can you cut my hair and stay 6 feet away? | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1413 | I think that I shall never be a thing as lovely as a tree. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1414 | Can I buzz the sides and take a finch off the top? | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
1415 | Feather the sides and make it cheep | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1416 | Maybe just a shave, Frank. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1417 | How much for a plucking? | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1418 | You have no idea of what a faux hawk is, do you? | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1419 | I’ll have the coo cu- I mean, crew cut, please | 1.3200 | 0.04765 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
1420 | Johnny, please return him to Central Park. If his family comes looking for him here, we will be in deep shit. | 1.3197 | 0.05734 | 122 | 94 | 17 | 11 |
1421 | Just a little off the sides. I'm trying to protect some of her habitat. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
1422 | Just 'til I get my toupee back. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1423 | We should be wearing our masks. | 1.3197 | 0.05042 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1424 | Mr. Birdbrain, what can I do for you today? | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
1425 | Just trim the sides, but leave enough to keep the eggs warm. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1426 | If you're game, we're game. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1427 | You were right....bushy doesn't work for me. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1428 | Must be the humidity | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1429 | They call it an eco-friendly hair transplant. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1430 | I'll have the early bird cut special. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1431 | Wings clipped for him, shampoo for me. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1432 | Chirpy likes what you did last time. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1433 | OK Groomer. | 1.3171 | 0.04804 | 123 | 88 | 31 | 4 |
1434 | No, it’s not a hat. I’m a birdbrain. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1435 | AFLAC! | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1436 | You can keep the egg | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1437 | Scissors only, please. She is afraid of electrical devices. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1438 | She wants the Jennifer Aniston. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1439 | Please don't disturb the eggs. | 1.3171 | 0.04804 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1440 | OK Birdbrain. I'll trim your nest. But if I find any guano, it's going right up your nose. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1441 | A style suitable for the south in winter. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1442 | Which one of you is here for a trim? | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
1443 | Take it all off! | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1444 | I'm so over this empty-nester thing. | 1.3171 | 0.04518 | 123 | 86 | 35 | 2 |
1445 | I just need a little plucked off the top. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1446 | So, just a pidg...I mean smidge off the top? | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1447 | I'm guessing you'll want to keep it feathered. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1448 | He's just stopping off on his way south. I decided to open a Hair B+B. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1449 | I'd like two in the bush. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1450 | Mostly for the fresh omelettes. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1451 | Think I can donate to Flocks of Love? | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1452 | Could you do a quick trim without upsetting the nest? | 1.3171 | 0.04804 | 123 | 88 | 31 | 4 |
1453 | Morning Frank, the usual foie gras on your pate? | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1454 | Can you do something about these sideburns? I've been told the look is distracting. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1455 | He doesn't bite. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1456 | Just a bit off the top today. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1457 | Just a trim will be fine. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1458 | You going back to the feathered look? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1459 | how much for a shave and a nest trim? | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
1460 | I don't care about coloring it, I just want to go back to having spikes. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1461 | Just looking for a little trim around the hedges... | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1462 | Can you do something about this bird's nest? | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1463 | We’re pregnant. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1464 | Try to avoid the endangered zone. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1465 | A wing clip should reduce his flocking tendencies while he shelters in place. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1466 | Just a trim, and don't disturb the eggs | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1467 | Take an inch off the back and sides, feather it on top. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1468 | I can't afford to pay, but you can keep any eggs you find. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1469 | My brother is pigeon-toed. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1470 | ...and for him, just trim the bangs. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1471 | Trim a little off the nest and watch the tail feathers. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1472 | Could you please cut this guy out from under my nest. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1473 | Short back and sides, and leave the top feathered. | 1.3140 | 0.04550 | 121 | 85 | 34 | 2 |
1474 | A little less feathering this time? -Margaret Smith | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1475 | A little off the sides for me, and a wing clip for her. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1476 | Remember I told you last time that your haircut was strictly for the birds? | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1477 | Let's just take it all off. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1478 | It looks OK to me but he says you took too much off the tail feathers. | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1479 | Dad . . I want to make a Movie. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1480 | Please, no wisecracking about my family tree. | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1481 | Just take a finch off the top. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1482 | Whet do you mean Ducktails are out? | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1483 | Yes, I can handle that. It's not a protected species. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1484 | Maybe some highlights to blend it all together? | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1485 | Could you take care of this bird's nest? | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1486 | Just a finch off the top. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1487 | We were hoping for something comfortable and low maintenance. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1488 | The brain surgeon thought it best if you handled it. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1489 | Just take a little something off the top. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1490 | Just feather the top and sides... | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1491 | I came back to see if there is an option for a duck tail cut that does not involve an actual duck. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1492 | Can you take a little off the sides and feather the top? | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1493 | Her chicks are all grown, so she's looking to downsize | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1494 | Just take some off the sides ... I'll be back when the chicks fledge. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1495 | The usual Bob, just a little off the top. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1496 | High on the sides, please. After that, it's up to my pigeon. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1497 | I can trim his wings but he still may fly. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1498 | The bird will pick up the hair for her new nest. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1499 | Just a light feather cut, please. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1500 | Well, I had asked for a faux hawk... | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1501 | I think it's time she left the nest. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1502 | I said I was interested in wigs, not twigs. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1503 | I prefer the name, 'Non-Conformnest'. | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1504 | I was thinking more 'A Flock of Seagulls' this time. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1505 | I’d like it feathered on top, tapered on the sides. | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1506 | Just feather the sides a bit please. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1507 | Yes, I'd like you to cut my humans hair please. Its like a birds nest up here | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1508 | Because bird flu beats coronavirus, duh. So weave some twigs in there. | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1509 | Short in the back, take a little bit off the sides, and then kill the bird. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1510 | Can you stop it from feathering on top? | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
1511 | Just don’t disturb the eggs | 1.3136 | 0.04769 | 118 | 84 | 31 | 3 |
1512 | I heard that feathering is coming back. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1513 | Just a trim today. And could you be careful around his beak? He was complaining that you nicked him last time. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1514 | I became so tired of being called 'bird-brain' that I just decided to accept it and like with it. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1515 | Just trim my tail feathers without touching a hair on his head! | 1.3136 | 0.04769 | 118 | 84 | 31 | 3 |
1516 | I'm taking on full time parenting. | 1.3136 | 0.04769 | 118 | 84 | 31 | 3 |
1517 | Yes, I just got back from Capistrano. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1518 | Let me show you this photo of Brad Pitt on my phone. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1519 | I've had the feathered cut for years. Time for a change. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1520 | I know we’re practicing social distancing but I can’t cut your hair from over here. | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
1521 | I Said a crew cut not coo cut. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1522 | It’s getting a little bushy on top. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1523 | I guess it will have to be a Mohawk | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
1524 | Looks like your empty nest didn’t last long | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1525 | I think this time I'll just go with the combover. | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
1526 | Do you think you can blend in the nest with the sides and the back? | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
1527 | It started as a duck decoy. Now we're in love. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
1528 | It's better than what my wife's got. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1529 | I’d like it to sweep back to a ducktail. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1530 | Sure. I can do a ducktail. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1531 | When I asked for a feathered cut, this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1532 | I'm thinking something statuesque. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1533 | A trim and some fresh bread crumbs. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1534 | She's nesting, can you just trim the sides? | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1535 | Just to be on the safe side, I'll have to check with the Audubon Society, before I give you a hair cut | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1536 | I want to keep the bird. I just need to borrow one of your capes. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1537 | Just a shave, I already have a ducktail. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1538 | This time, just the tail. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1539 | We like it feathered and off the ear. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1540 | I know what you're thinking, but we want to start a family, and we'd really like your blessing, Dad. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1541 | I was told you love a good challenge. | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1542 | You don’t have enough hair for a full bird like mine but I could give you a nice robin’s egg | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1543 | I have always wanted My hair feathered. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1544 | I think the real question hair is 'Who is the real bird brain?' | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1545 | I gotta be honest, I didn't expect quite so much feathering | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1546 | I take it you're looking for the crow cut. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1547 | I just can't part with him. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1548 | Since the market crashed, I'll have to pay you out of my nest egg account. | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1549 | Your hair will look im‘peck’able after my ‘tweet’ment. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1550 | Just a little off the beak today, Bill. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1551 | Be careful not to clip his wings. | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1552 | No, I don't want you to get rid of it, I want you to make room for another one. | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1553 | Just a little off the sides; Easter is almost here | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1554 | Where's yours? | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1555 | We’re getting divorced. She gets the house. | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
1556 | I'm not sure this counts as a 'bird in the hand' or 'one in the bush'--either way, just trim the sides please. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1557 | My hair just seems very flyaway. | 1.3109 | 0.04583 | 119 | 84 | 33 | 2 |
1558 | No, not a mullet, a pullet. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1559 | I'd like to have some feathering in the back, please. | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1560 | Shave it! It's become too much of a bird's nest! | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1561 | Just looking for a new style. I’m trying to impress my chick. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1562 | Just a preening and don’t ruffle any feathers please. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1563 | Man, I have every right to complain, you gave me a haircut that is for the birds. | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1564 | Which one of you is getting a trim? | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1565 | Could you just clip the flight feathers.? | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1566 | I was going to suggest a crew-cut, but I didn't think it would fly. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1567 | Something to hint that nesting season is over. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1568 | I got the idea from Joyce Kilmer | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1569 | I don't think the pigeon gets 'social distancing' | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1570 | My wife says it needs more feathering. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1571 | DA, of course. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1572 | My wife wears a beehive... | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1573 | Don’t let him suffer. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1574 | Just a little trim around the nest. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1575 | $35 for a haircut?!? You're crazy. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1576 | Sir, this is California, I definitly can't do that here. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1577 | I’d like to keep the shelter in place. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1578 | Does getting my wings clipped cost extra? | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1579 | I need a good summer cut for the migratory season. | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1580 | Are wingtips in? | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
1581 | My grandmother inspired me. She invented the Beehive. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1582 | I need the eggs. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1583 | I’m bringing back the “Dove Tail” look of the 50’s. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1584 | Just need a trim around the nest. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1585 | Hatch you later. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1586 | I'm renting it out as an Air BnB. I just need my nose hairs trimmed today. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1587 | I'd like a duck-tail in the back. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1588 | Oh, I'm unclear on a lot of concepts. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1589 | Could you take a little off the top? | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1590 | Nesting season ends in a week if that works for you. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1591 | He seems to think my bald spot is an egg, I was hoping you could help. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1592 | I couldn't afford Dove | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1593 | A little of the top Larry? | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1594 | I'd like to switch things up and go for a ducktail this time. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1595 | Just feathered on the sides | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1596 | Not too short on the wings | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1597 | Pest Control laughed at me. What's your opinion? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1598 | Just a trim before the Easter Parade. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1599 | Just take a chicken little off the top. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1600 | I know it’s a rare bird but I want my safe space back. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1601 | Back in my day, we could afford a whole flock. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1602 | Can I get a little off the top? No more than a finch. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1603 | I want something that doesn't make me look so hen-pecked. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1604 | Circumcision ? i came in for a haircut! | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1605 | I'm originally from Portland. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1606 | My wife said my hair looked like a rat's nest, but I disagree! | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1607 | How much for a good preening? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1608 | The next generation of baldness remedies. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1609 | Just the tailfeathers | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1610 | I know what you’re thinking. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1611 | My hair has been really feeling like a nest lately. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1612 | Just take a little off the sides. She's paid up until the end of the month. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1613 | She took pity on me after my last cut. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1614 | It's my service pigeon, just trim around the edges, and watch the tailfeathers. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1615 | Make me look fly. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1616 | It’s a crow-cut | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1617 | I'd just like my wings clipped a little. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1618 | After the eggs hatch, I want you to shave my head clean. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1619 | My dermatologist says it's not plica neuropathica. It's simply bird's nest hair and I should see you. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1620 | Don’t disturb the nest, okay? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1621 | Wow! I haven’t seen a pigeon cut in years | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1622 | Tight around the sides and feathered on top, please. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1623 | It okay, it’s not The Coronavirus, It’s the Bird Flew! | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1624 | I'm thinking it's time for a summer look. Let's go short on the sides and swap in a sparrow. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1625 | Hey, not as bad as a rat’s nest. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1626 | Could you feather it? | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1627 | High on top, tight on the sides. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1628 | Feather it on the sides and clip some wings in the back | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1629 | Could you give me a ducktail? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1630 | I was told I might like a faux hawk. | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 9 |
1631 | I'd like a shag, part it in the middle and feather it back. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1632 | It is heartening to see that it isn't just empty nesters who take pride in their appearance. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1633 | Can you cut around the bird? It’s a $500 fine if you touch an endangered species. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1634 | He's my service pet for social distancing. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1635 | Do I get a discount for belonging to the Audubon Society? | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1636 | Is it true that the DA went out of style in the 50s? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1637 | BE CAREFUL NOT TO BREAK THE EGG! | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1638 | Just a little off the sides, please. Otto stays. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1639 | How much for the both of us? | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1640 | Just a little off the top. My nest egg is resting on this. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1641 | Do you think she'll mind? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1642 | His only complaint is the dandruff. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1643 | Don't worry, it's just a decoy | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1644 | My wife wouldn't let me do a comb-over. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1645 | Do you do feathered cuts? | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1646 | Please take a Chicken Little off the top. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1647 | Just a trim around the ears and the tail. | 1.3077 | 0.04454 | 117 | 82 | 34 | 1 |
1648 | Social distancing is rough. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1649 | It happened after the government defunded my clinical trial. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1650 | Yes, it is a helmet pigeon. Can you cut around it? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1651 | Yeah, we're broody lately. But she thinks we could use a trim off the sides. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1652 | Dad, how come you never loved me? | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1653 | I don't know what to do with my hair, just wing it. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1654 | Put the scissors on the chair, back up to maintain social distance, and give me instructions while I cut my own hair. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1655 | Trump was having a garage sale! | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1656 | If you can get that bird in your hand, I can take care of your bush. | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
1657 | I'm not giving you the bird, dad. I only want you to hold her while I run errands. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1658 | I guess you know to feather the sides. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1659 | I know, mom tried to warn me. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1660 | I don't get the problem. Boomers wore duck tails. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1661 | I kind of like it but can you make it look more like a pompadour? | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1662 | This time, let’s aim for a little less ‘statuesque.’ | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1663 | Yeah, so do you think I can grow it out into a flock of seagulls? | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1664 | How long has it been? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1665 | Just a heads up. He's afraid of the clippers. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1666 | I don’t want to lose him, but social distancing requires me to do so. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1667 | I might have gone too far with this AirBnB thing... | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1668 | It's avian flew. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1669 | Let's take off a little more this time. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1670 | But, dad, you told me I should have a nest egg. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1671 | A little off the sides and the bird off the top. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1672 | Anything you can do to make it less...nest-like? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1673 | I told the last stylist I was going for the feathered look. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1674 | I’m building up to a mohawk. | 1.3077 | 0.04616 | 117 | 83 | 32 | 2 |
1675 | A little birdie told me that a ducktail cut would be sic. | 1.3070 | 0.04600 | 114 | 83 | 28 | 3 |
1676 | Can you do a 1950's-style ducktail cut? The last guy I went to did more of a dovetail. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1677 | Now that we are empty nesters........ | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1678 | She'd like some conditioner after the trim. | 1.3070 | 0.04846 | 114 | 82 | 29 | 3 |
1679 | Well, if you have male pattern baldness, it's as good a solution as any. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1680 | A little off the top, and she needs help with some pinfeathers. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1681 | Just the sideburns. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1682 | The cat did swallow the canary, and I got the bluebird of happiness | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
1683 | I thought it was a rat’s nest - I was wrong | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1684 | He came to eat the lice...then he just kinda stuck around. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1685 | Scissors only,clippers scare him. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1686 | Yes, I can do a feathered cut. | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
1687 | Take a lot off the top | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
1688 | Just the sides please | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1689 | She’s a squatter . Please be gentle . | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1690 | A bird on the hair is worth two on the brush. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1691 | So, you also want a Bob? | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1692 | I was going for a faux hawk, but I'm a man on a budget. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1693 | Don't worry.....It's only bird flew. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1694 | my brother said your haircuts are for the birds, | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1695 | We only learned “rat’s nest.” | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1696 | The bird's not the problem. Cutting your hair from six feet away, on the other hand, will be quite a challenge. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1697 | She going to just need something that’s easy & quick to style please. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1698 | Am I too old for the faux hawk? | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1699 | Can you feather it in without breaking the eggs | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1700 | I paid $5,000 so my wife could 'volunteer' on an organic farm, and all I got was this 'free range' chicken." | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1701 | Just clip his wings and and feather the nest. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1702 | I've already had a close shave with bird flu. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1703 | ...and when you're done, I'm going to need the clippings. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1704 | Just trim around the eggs please | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1705 | Remember when last month you dropped the scissors and I got an egg on my head? | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1706 | Three on the sides, fade in the back, and a handful of corn on top. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1707 | Yes, my name is Robin. How'd you know? | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1708 | Excuse me sir but is the bird a comfort animal ? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1709 | I hatch my best ideas while my hair's being cut. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1710 | In 17-19 days I'll be a stepfather. | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1711 | I've heard about you, too. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1712 | I didn't even realize it was a toupée | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1713 | ...so I thought I'd take a flyer on visiting your shop. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1714 | Just a little off the top? Yes, I can do a tweetment" | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1715 | No I distinctly said a "Duck Tail" | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1716 | Think of him as a free range hat. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1717 | My hair went south on me. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1718 | Yeah. I sleep standing up. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1719 | How much for a molt? | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1720 | Yes, I did recently visit Alcatraz. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1721 | I hear there's another avian flu coming next. You can be a carrier with no apparent symptoms. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1722 | Again? | 1.3063 | 0.04753 | 111 | 79 | 30 | 2 |
1723 | He was pheasantly surprised by his barbering skills. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1724 | A little off the top, and the same for me. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1725 | Just a trim around the edges. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1726 | No topiary | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1727 | A little birdie told me you’re the best in the city. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1728 | He says he wants to downsize. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1729 | It beats a bird in the bush! | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1730 | I was thinking about a beehive, but I'm allergic. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1731 | My last barber was really into topiary... | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1732 | Does that say 'beard trim' or 'bird trim'? | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1733 | The free range eggs are your tip. | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1734 | Just take a little off the top, Joe. | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1735 | So I misheard, I thought it was "A BIRD in the hair is worth two in the bush". | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1736 | No, not coronavirus, bird flu | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1737 | My regular barber is pregnant. | 1.3043 | 0.04567 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1738 | How much for a prune? | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1739 | This time I'll try a mohawk instead. | 1.3043 | 0.04483 | 115 | 81 | 33 | 1 |
1740 | Let me guess, you would like a ducktail haircut? | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1741 | You’re haircut is free if you let me post this online. | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1742 | My only annoyance is having to sleep standing or sitting | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1743 | Are you still running your twofer special? | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1744 | Just a smidgeon keep the pigeon. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1745 | I duck, you cut | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1746 | He got evicted. It's only temporary until he gets back on his feet. | 1.3043 | 0.04650 | 115 | 82 | 31 | 2 |
1747 | So, just a trim? | 1.3043 | 0.04650 | 115 | 82 | 31 | 2 |
1748 | I'm thinking we go for A Flock of Seagulls look. | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1749 | Just make it look less of a bird's nest. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1750 | Her primaries and secondaries are fine, but can you trim a bit off the scapulars?" | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1751 | It's been a while since my last hair cut. | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1752 | You weren't supposed to clip the wings! Now it'll never fly away. | 1.3043 | 0.04650 | 115 | 82 | 31 | 2 |
1753 | The bird's fine, but you'll need to stay six feet away. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1754 | Just a little something off the top, please. | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1755 | Just feather it, okay? | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1756 | Bird flu is so last season. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1757 | Can you spruce up my hair? | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1758 | ...I see you have a little woodland creature that sleeps on your head just like Trump | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1759 | Just don't scramble the eggs. | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1760 | As I said, you can keep the eggs. | 1.3043 | 0.04650 | 115 | 82 | 31 | 2 |
1761 | You said no fly aways. | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1762 | I heard the feathered look is making a comeback. | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1763 | Will you please tell him it's time to leave the nest? | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1764 | I need you to make more room for its nest. | 1.3043 | 0.04650 | 115 | 82 | 31 | 2 |
1765 | Two pompadours please. | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1766 | I love the emotional support but the nest needs a trim. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1767 | The last guy said it would grow into a Mohawk but all I got was something that barely looks like a falcon. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1768 | I'm thinking something a little less bushy this time. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1769 | Just taper the sides, trim the edges, and don’t disturb the eggs. | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1770 | It's a cheaper way of getting your hair dyed white. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1771 | I’m hoping we can bring back the ducktail. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1772 | How would I look with a ducktail? | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1773 | I think I need a new look” | 1.3009 | 0.04768 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1774 | Mind the eggs. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1775 | I also have a partridge in a pear tree. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1776 | Can you add a little more hair around the nest? | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1777 | It's a hairy woodpecker, so this is kind of delicate. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1778 | My grandpa suggested I get the haircut of his youth, the Duck's Ass, but this doesn't look quite right. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1779 | The sides and back need cleaning up, but take a lot off the top. No matter what he says. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1780 | You can clip the wings but leave the eggs. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1781 | I just need a trim, but Sweetiepie needs to be preened. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1782 | I'm looking for that 'social distancing' look, but I still want to appear approachable. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1783 | Just leave a little bird on top. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1784 | I'm kinda over the feathered look. | 1.3009 | 0.04684 | 113 | 81 | 30 | 2 |
1785 | Let’s wait for her outgoing message first! | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1786 | I'm not sure I can trust a barber that holds scissors so improperly. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1787 | Yes I have just come from the park. How can you tell? | 1.3009 | 0.04684 | 113 | 81 | 30 | 2 |
1788 | Extra tip if I leave without egg on my face. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1789 | I was thinking maybe something with less feathering this time. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1790 | Will one in the bush cover the cost? | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1791 | Can you tell me which way is South? | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1792 | He's sheltering in place. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1793 | My hair feels like a bird’s nest. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1794 | Just a pidge of the top, please. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1795 | I’m going more for a flock-of-seagulls look this time. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1796 | Just a trim. She’s on the endangered species list. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1797 | Apparently he thought I asked for a buzzard cut. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1798 | Just the sides today. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1799 | Some people call it a rat's nest, but I beg to differ. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1800 | A bird in the head is worth three in the bush. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1801 | She wants a wash and blow dry, and I want my head shaved. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1802 | I'm told your haircuts are for the birds. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1803 | Can we do more ducktail and less duck? | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1804 | Whatta you mean I need approval from the EPA and a permit from the Audubon Society before you'll give me a trim? | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1805 | We close after you, order of the Mayor. Then Sibley and I will nest in place! | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1806 | Ah yes, the perfect look to say “stay 6ft away from me at all times, per CDC guidelines | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1807 | Embarrassing? No. People used to think I had a couple of squirrels up my pantlegs. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1808 | Where should he sit? | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1809 | Can we try something different? Last time you feathered it. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1810 | Back in the city, I raised pigeons on our roof, but in a small town like this ... | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1811 | Thanks for fitting me in, and sorry about all the stray cats outside -- they've been following me everywhere lately. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1812 | This is what my last barber suggested when I said I wanted a feathered cut. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1813 | Cut around her carefully, or we'll lose the egg. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1814 | I'd like something other than a feather cut. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1815 | I don't even know what flyaway hair is, but Mom said I had to see you. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1816 | Take a little off the bottom and throw it on the top | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1817 | Sorry, no haircuts without written permission from the S.P.C.A. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1818 | Can you do feather cuts? | 1.3000 | 0.04754 | 110 | 79 | 29 | 2 |
1819 | I can't stress this enough, sides and back only. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1820 | But first, tell me about your disinfectant process. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1821 | Let's do a No. 2 on the sides and feathered on top. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1822 | I call it 'The Nest'--chicks love it. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1823 | He’s social distancing from the rest of the flock. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1824 | I’ve tried peanut butter and mayonnaise but this guy’s in there real good. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1825 | Sally here, wants you to apologize for the last hair cut. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1826 | I know feathers are a form of hair, but I do not do birds here. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1827 | It’s a real bird’s nest up there. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1828 | Ryan wants to look like a gosling. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1829 | Anything you can do to fix this attempted coo? | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1830 | You're the most unscrupulous, cold-blooded guy I know, Steve. Just kill it. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1831 | I’d like it less feathered? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1832 | A coo cut | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1833 | Yeh, I know it looks like a bird's nest - but I kind of like it. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1834 | It grew up under my MAGA hat! | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1835 | Let's keep the sideburns and the beak. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1836 | Can you just trim the sides but leave the top alone? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1837 | Yep, thats my mohawk. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1838 | Just do a slight variation of the ducktail. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1839 | I asked for the "faux hawk." | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1840 | She says the nest is too deep. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1841 | I’m thinking maybe you can feather my hair back a little bit more. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1842 | Just a regular, but don't hurt the eggs. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1843 | The last barber flipped me the bird. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1844 | I used to have a cow lick but I out grew it. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1845 | Just a little off the sides, please, and mind the beak. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1846 | I'd like it short on the sides, with a thrush cut up top. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1847 | Unfortuately, I've been advised against a buzz cut." | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1848 | We don't do duck tail haircuts anymore . | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1849 | This time I’d like to try a beehive. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1850 | My vet wanted $1000 to clip her wings! | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1851 | I want a duck cut. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1852 | It's my right. No ducks. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1853 | Just a shampoo. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1854 | That's nothin', you should've seen this old man with a beard who came in the other day! | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1855 | It's supposed to be in your hand, not in your bush. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1856 | My hair’s fine. He could use a feather trim around the neck. | 1.3000 | 0.04666 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1857 | A pluck and a haircut, please. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1858 | At one time a few weeks ago there may have been an egg. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1859 | Will you be able to remove the bird without arousing PETA? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1860 | Short back and sides and watch the eggs | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1861 | So, Pete, how did YOU do in the golf tournament? | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1862 | A little off the nest, please | 1.3000 | 0.04754 | 110 | 79 | 29 | 2 |
1863 | Can you keep a secret? | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1864 | You know, you really got a lot of pigeons flying around outside. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1865 | Just a little trim, nothing too crazy. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1866 | May I use your blow dryer? | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1867 | I saw your sign. Can I buy two pounds of peppermint sticks please? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1868 | You'll have clip around her; she's got a long-term lease and it's a rent controlled space. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1869 | No, it’s spelled: f-l-e-w. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1870 | Why couldn't it be "a man walks into a bar-ber?" | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1871 | I won’t serve anyone with COVID-19 but I will serve those with bird flu, so you’re in luck! | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1872 | A little off the sides, please. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1873 | Don’t worry. Just bird flu. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1874 | Now I don't have to worry about my market running out of eggs. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1875 | You've ruined her for Confederate statues. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1876 | He just wants a little off the crest . . . | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1877 | It is NOT a chicken! | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1878 | It pecks me on the head should you come within 6 feet or when my hands leave my pocket. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1879 | It seems to think my man-bun is an egg. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1880 | I haven't told her yet. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1881 | Can you save the bird? | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1882 | You will have to go somewhere else, i do not clip wings. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1883 | We all need to shelter in place. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1884 | When I asked for a comfy haircut i meant one for me. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1885 | I’m old school with twitter. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1886 | Can you please trim around the edges, the eggs are about ready to hatch. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1887 | Nohawk, please. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1888 | Your warm pigeon-attracter shampoo worked great! | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1889 | Maybe just a shave? | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1890 | Ok. Let’s try it from six feet. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1891 | Take a seat, egghead. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1892 | Is it possible to trim the nest and leave the nest egg untouched? | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1893 | She's endangered,... please take care not to disturb her nesting site. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1894 | Just check for eggs | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1895 | We’re looking for something stylish but practical for the spring season. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1896 | Just a trim; I found a temporary solution to my bald spot. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1897 | I plan on tweeting this haircut. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1898 | Originally we bought it as a backyard security camera but my wife likes to see what I do Saturdays. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1899 | Someone said the Ducktail style was back in vogue. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1900 | Yes, I'm a professor. And no egg-head jokes. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1901 | 'I'm good but my friend needs his wings clipped again." | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1902 | It's the newest hair style - the " hatched roof." | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1903 | I've got a problem with my roosts. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1904 | Alittle off the sides and mind the nest. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1905 | The last time you colored my hair -- I think it may have been a mistake to have gone with "Tree Branch Brown"... | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1906 | She'd like a little off the top. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1907 | I'd like to attract eagles instead. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1908 | My hair's a little too natural. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1909 | She’s having trouble molting. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1910 | Shall we keep the more conservationist look? | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1911 | Just be careful. I have a few moles on my neck and a bird that lives in my hair. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1912 | I just don't want that Bald Eagle look. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1913 | Not too much off the top. I just want it feathered. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1914 | This time take a lot off the top. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1915 | I've been told my curls are starting to look like a bird's nest. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1916 | I’ll be back for my regular cut after the babies fledge. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1917 | Take a little something off the top. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1918 | Just give me six inches off the top. The bird wants six feet off the bottom. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1919 | People keep telling me my hair looks like a bird's nest. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1920 | And would she like the wings feathered a bit? | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1921 | She wants a bald-eagle look. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1922 | I don't know which is worse...this avian flew or COVID19. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1923 | The usual thanks, George. Just mind the eggs this time. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1924 | She knows you don't pose a threat from six feet away. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1925 | I'm fine, but his wings could use a trim. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1926 | 2 on the sides, 4 on the top, and just a trim on the feathers. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1927 | Just a quick trim as we’re flying south for the winter”.. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1928 | Congratulations. When’s the happy day? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1929 | You’ll have to cut around it until the eggs are hatched. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1930 | Just a trim and wing clipping, please. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1931 | How much to get this guy off my ass? | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1932 | Do therapy birds receive a discount? | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1933 | welcome back | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1934 | I don't know which comes first: the chicken or the hair. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1935 | JUST trim around the nest. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1936 | You said to scrub my bald spot with Dove. Did I do something wrong? | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1937 | I'm taking vegan to the next level. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1938 | Yeah, a little off the top, what don't you get about that? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1939 | Can you take a little bird off the top? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1940 | That's his nesting face. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1941 | I update my style frequently. Why do you ask? | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1942 | Maybe just a bit off the sides. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1943 | Just a trim and kill the fucking pigeon. | 1.2973 | 0.05947 | 111 | 88 | 13 | 10 |
1944 | Can you just feather it a bit? | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1945 | Just trim the sides. I don’t want anything taken off the top. | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1946 | He'd like to downsize. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1947 | Hi Bob, I just need a shave today. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1948 | Oh, really? I thought it was: “A bird in the hair is worth two in the tush.” | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1949 | I think nesting at home from the virus has gotten to you, my friend. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1950 | Would you rather we do this on a park bench? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1951 | A duckbill? Why do you ask? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1952 | I can pay you in eggs. | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1953 | But I need the eggs | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1954 | I see you prefer duck tails...very 50's | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1955 | I don't use a lot of product. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1956 | Well, we met over some crumbs in the park, and before I knew it, we're a couple! | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1957 | Yeah, Hair Club for Hen was on sale | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1958 | A bird in the hair is worth two in the house | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1959 | I know I said I wanted it feathered,but... | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1960 | Hair today but gone tomorrow | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1961 | How much for a crow cut ? | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1962 | Something cage free. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1963 | Just trim the sides. Keep the length on top. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1964 | Just trim the flight feathers. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1965 | He's sheltering in place, so just a little off the sides. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1966 | I let it grow out a bit too much. Can you trim it back to an egg? | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1967 | ... and she'll fly away if you mention a little off the top. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1968 | Yeah, hair today, loon tomorrow. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1969 | The ducktail you did last time was a mistake. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1970 | Shampoo, wing clip, and a little feathering on the top, please. | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1971 | I’d like a little bit off the top, but don’t touch the eggs. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1972 | I know - I need to shave my sideburns. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1973 | Just the back and sides. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1974 | They say he'll fly away this fall anyway, but.... | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1975 | I’ll just need a trim, don’t mind the bird. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1976 | What can I say, it covers the bald spot well! | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1977 | It's the nest thing in men's fashion, they say. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1978 | No, no he's just a carrier | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1979 | I know I booked for today, but the egg's not hatched yet, so ... | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1980 | Yes I'm aware it's a bird nest. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1981 | So just a little of the sides...What about the top? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1982 | What's the matter? Have you not seen a mallard before | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1983 | Let me think...just off the top of your head, I'd say it'd be $50 | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1984 | Just a little off the bottom | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1985 | Just lightly feather.... | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1986 | Sorry, I had wanted mo' hawk, less pigeon. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1987 | He just wants a standard DA cut, but was scared to come in without me. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1988 | The vet wanted fifty bucks for a wing clipping. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1989 | Just a little off the sides-until Spring. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1990 | But a bird on the head is worth $2 in your hand. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1991 | 1. Yeah...no shampoo...just clip the sides and feather the top. 2. Oh we've been friends for years. 3. I just enjoy the company. 4. It helps my posture. 5. He's my lookout. 6. He's working for the CDC as an avian-flu lookout. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1992 | Today, let’s go for a starling instead, OK? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1993 | Just clip the wings today. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1994 | What do you charge for a partridge in a hairy tree? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1995 | I see you like your hair feathered. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1996 | "fifty, but the bird is going to cost you extra. | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1997 | Nothing drastic, just clean it up a bit | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1998 | I've never been a big believer of Chinese Proverbs". | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1999 | Let me guess: short back and sides? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2000 | Can you add some twigs to the top and some straw to the sides? | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
2001 | Just around the edges. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2002 | Just take off a smidgeon. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
2003 | I want more of a rat’s nest. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2004 | Can you fluff my hair? She is pregnant and needs a bigger nest. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2005 | My girlfriend told me I would look sexy with feathered hair | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 78 | 28 | 2 |
2006 | The sides are fine, I just need you to take something off the top. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2007 | We’re expecting any minute now. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2008 | Careful—it's a protected species. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2009 | Take a little of the sides and two eggs off the top | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2010 | I have a little bit of an unusual request... | 1.2963 | 0.04606 | 108 | 77 | 30 | 1 |
2011 | I wanted to go full "flock of seagulls" but this is more work-appropriate. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2012 | Short on the sides, but fuller on top. She's due next week. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2013 | Why don’t you get creative? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2014 | My barber is working remotely now. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2015 | Can you trim the nest without disturbing the eggs? | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2016 | I'm thinking maybe a comb-over. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2017 | It's been a while since my last hair cut. Why do you ask | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2018 | Ducktail? Or just some feathering on the sides? | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
2019 | I think it's time to clip my wings. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2020 | Has it been a while since you had your hair cut, Sir? | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2021 | The mohawk please. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2022 | Just pluck a bit off the top. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2023 | The chicks dig it this way. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2024 | We need to convince her that you’re a tree surgeon. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2025 | No, I never get anything off the top, why? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2026 | i’d like to keep the beak. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2027 | I’ll do the bird too for another $12.50. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2028 | On the plus side, we’re empty nesters. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2029 | What makes you think I'm a stool pigeon? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2030 | You know what, could you just actually lower my ears this time? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2031 | It's a bit too trendy for me. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
2032 | It’s so dry it feels like straw...do you have “product” for that? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2033 | What’s up, duck” | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2034 | I don't know what badly drawn sharp object is in your right hand, but could you use it to kill this bird | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2035 | Are nest cuts availible? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2036 | Sorry I missed by last two appointments | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2037 | Maybe mating season was the wrong time to try a Duck Tail cut. | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
2038 | Please only trim the sides. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2039 | I was thinking more flock of seagulls... | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 78 | 28 | 2 |
2040 | This time, let’s take a little more off the top. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2041 | Your topiary training certainly did pay off. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2042 | edward 6foot hands | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2043 | Just trim around the ears, the top is fine! | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2044 | Close on the back and sides, don't touch the eggs. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2045 | He attacked my girlfriend, so I think we need to find him a new head. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2046 | How much does it cost to trim my bird? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2047 | Just paint the eggs’ | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2048 | Make me look sharp for tonight...my bird just got back. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
2049 | The bird stays | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2050 | Cut me a nest. I’m trying to ‘branch out’ in this gig economy. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2051 | She absolutely insisted that I need a trim. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2052 | Great, but I’ll need you to stand six feet away while you do it. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2053 | So - a full trim on the sides but just a smidgeon off the top. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2054 | I was thinking of doing something a little less feathered | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2055 | Do you do man removal? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2056 | I find people are more likely to give me space when this little guy is around. | 1.2963 | 0.04699 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
2057 | So are you familiar with ‘Flock of Seagulls’? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2058 | Just a trim around the feathers please. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2059 | Do you take flock-ins? | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
2060 | It's better than a bounty on my head. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2061 | I’m feeling a little heavy on top. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2062 | For God's sake, Stan, I just asked for a little feathering! | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2063 | That moment when a feather cut takes on a whole new meaning! | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2064 | Could you make it less of a bird's nest and more of a Trump's nest, you know, something that nothing lives in? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2065 | This isn't quite what I meant when I said I wanted something a bit more urban. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2066 | Can you just do a little feathering around the edges? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2067 | I understand your hesitasion and eco-friendly interest, but this is still my head. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2068 | So.... how do we do this from six feet away? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2069 | Everyone jokingly told me to get a haircut because birds will mistake my hair for a nest... so I've now decided to get a haircut. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2070 | Could you shave my head? My hair's a bit of a bird's nest. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2071 | I suppose it’s better than a rat’s nest. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2072 | What's your opinion about deforestation ? | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
2073 | He wants to learn how to cut hair. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2074 | This is Polly. She likes to live dangerously. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2075 | Really, Larry? You charged me half that much for a rat's nest six weeks ago. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2076 | I just get so lonely | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2077 | You really do have a fowl, er full, head of hair | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2078 | But I don't have symptoms. Anyway, Covid19 isn't bird flu. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2079 | I am not ready for a haircut. I just came to show you the bird in my bush. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2080 | It's hereditary-- my dad had a ducktail." | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2081 | A little bird told me you'd cut me a deal. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2082 | are you wanting a haircut or the birds wings clipped | 1.2963 | 0.04699 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2083 | It’s not quite a bird in hand, but I’ll take it. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2084 | Um, Petco is down the block, sir. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2085 | It can be a challenge, but I left the other one in the bush. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
2086 | sides only, please | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
2087 | My hair is so curly. Do you charge extra for detangling? | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
2088 | PETA said I can only get a trim for now | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
2089 | Just a little off the top. Be careful around the eggs. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
2090 | ....and don't bother using that neck brush, she thinks its nesting material. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
2091 | Just a light plucking today, Sam. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
2092 | Just need a little snip. The vet wanted sooo much money to clip his wings. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
2093 | My Mom says "Take it all off!" but all my friends think I'm cool! | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
2094 | People keep saying my hair looks like a bird’s nest, and maybe, they are right. | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
2095 | Try to keep me from looking like an egg head | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
2096 | No worries! He’s already clipped. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
2097 | I never thought I'd see the day my plumage clippers would come in handy. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
2098 | I'm just sick of people calling me an egghead. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
2099 | Can you sing "Rockin' Robin" while you trim? | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
2100 | For you, I'm going to have charge our premium rate. It's like a bird's nest up there! | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
2101 | We’ll both go with that feathered around the collar look.” | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
2102 | Short beak and sides, please. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
2103 | Ok, so my usual rat's nest has become a bird's nest, but you've got this Bill. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
2104 | I’m worried I might have lice. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
2105 | Do you mind if I read 'Audubon' while you work? | 1.2897 | 0.04790 | 107 | 78 | 27 | 2 |
2106 | Got wipes? | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
2107 | Can you gimme a cut that makes my friends stop calling me 'Egghead'? | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
2108 | He self-identifies as "carried." | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
2109 | It started when I had a little birdhouse in my soul. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
2110 | Your emotional support animal will need to sit in your lap for the duration of your visit. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
2111 | Son, sorry! I stopped doing duck’s ass cuts in 1957! | 1.2897 | 0.04790 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
2112 | Wearing a toupee used to be so inconspicuous. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
2113 | My family thinks I’m crazy to carry around a bird on my head, but they won’t commit me because they need the eggs. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2114 | I'll have what he's having. Feathered. | 1.2897 | 0.03986 | 107 | 79 | 27 | 1 |
2115 | I’ll take the Avian Tomahawk Cut haircut please.... | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
2116 | I was really hoping for something more “Flock of Seagulls. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
2117 | Trim carefully...he thinks I'm old growth forest. Lee Kanning, Langley, WA | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2118 | Pigeonholed? I'm pretty sure its pigeonhead but can we just set that aside for later? | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2119 | Sorry, I’m a barber not an ornithologist . | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2120 | I’ll take the bird first. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2121 | You see what? | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2122 | This is my wife. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2123 | Yeah, I haven't touched my hair in forever. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2124 | I’m working my way up to a mohawk. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2125 | just work around her | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
2126 | Your haircut laid an egg. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
2127 | Yes, I stole your pigeon. What are you going to do... stab me? | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2128 | It's a homing pigeons. It'll come back. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
2129 | I need to look smarter. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
2130 | It's the latest in toupees. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
2131 | Do you want it cut by half or quartered? | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
2132 | Noise bothers Gwendolyn’ while she’s nesting, so no clippers please | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2133 | Can you give me a trim without disturbing the chicks? | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 74 | 22 | 1 |
2134 | I tried to explain the practicality of being in my hand, but my companion insists upon comfort. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
2135 | Can you offer any tips on how to part? | 1.2857 | 0.04430 | 105 | 75 | 30 | 0 |
2136 | Perhaps I should come in every four weeks? | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
2137 | Would you like me to trim your bird also? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2138 | Just looking for something old school...maybe a man-bun with a touch of idiot sideburns? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2139 | meh, i was hoping for something like flock of seagulls | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2140 | Any discount for bird brains? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2141 | Well, I say, don't cut it. The looks good on you | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2142 | Could you just cut around it? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2143 | This is better than the toupee right? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2144 | It was called the bird brain... Now it's called a Donnie. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2145 | Just feather it on the side | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2146 | Honestly I have no idea how long it's been up there. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2147 | How much would you charge to trim my nest? | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2148 | Short back and beak, thanks | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2149 | Are you the nest customer? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2150 | Please, no stool pigeon jokes. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2151 | You know, I asked for a mohawk not a mopideon. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2152 | He's covering up the lick the cow gave me. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2153 | I really just want the same style but shorter, ok? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2154 | She came back after only three weeks this time. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2155 | Davy Crockett said you're the best. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | I need a coo cut. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2157 | Is this an eco-friendly shop? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2158 | I'm thinking if it is shorter, they might stop mistaking it for a nest. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2159 | Do you want to keep the nest? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2160 | I'd like a Mike Pence haircut. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2161 | Honestly what's stranger, the man with the bird or the balding barber? I rest my case. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2162 | Short on the sides, nothing off the top | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2163 | A little off the sides and easy over. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2164 | Emptying the nest is easy, but trimming the feathers will be extra. | 1.2800 | 0.04731 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2165 | Faux hawk? No, it's very real. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2166 | What’s rational about rage? | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
2167 | Oh,don't worry. Social Distancing doesn't apply to him. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2168 | When did pigeon jokes become politically incorrect? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2169 | Just a little feathering on the top, please. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2170 | Do you have a pair of scissors that’s over six feet long? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2171 | A little birdie told me you were open | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2172 | You're not the first birdbrain to ask for bangs. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2173 | It should be free, because as a Hair Influencer, I am a walking Nest Egg! | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2174 | Short back and sides, and fluff the downy feathers. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2175 | Just a trim. Nothing off the top. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
2176 | Do you still know how to do a mo-hawk? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2177 | Do you require an upfront deposit? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2178 | The bird brain is ressesive, the duck is influential... | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2179 | Can you leave it a little longer on top? | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2180 | Sure, let's go with feathered again. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2181 | ~I think a Mohawk would work. She is sitting on eggs~ | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2182 | I'm thrilled. The bald spot was so embarrassing. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2183 | Too much gel. It looks like statue hair. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2184 | Not quite what I had in mind when I asked for a feathered cut | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2185 | So just enough to get him out from under your nest?” “Coo.” | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2186 | Yes, I do realize I asked for feathered hair. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2187 | I said I wanted to look FLY, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2188 | Thought I should get a little trim before we migrate south... | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2189 | I got him at some dovetail joint. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2190 | Bird brain doesn’t begin to describe it. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2191 | Just trim around the edges a little. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2192 | You know what they say, "a bird in the hair..." | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2193 | He's my emotional support pigeon. Just trim around him. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2194 | Can I get a duck tail cut please? | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2195 | I haven’t done a feather cut since 1979. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2196 | And then just feather it back | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2197 | I'm told you majored in Ornithology? | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2198 | Just trim the sides and back for me. Out of curiosity, she wants to know if you perm feathers. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2199 | A quick side trim for me, and a cup of birdseed for m'lady! | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2200 | Can you do a little landscaping? | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2201 | No, I don’t want a Mohawk, I want you to get this pigeon out of my hair! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2202 | Just a light feathering on the sides, please. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2203 | I'd like a Flock-of-Seagulls, please | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2204 | Just a little off the talons, please. | 1.2755 | 0.04174 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
2205 | Short on the sides, loon on the top, please. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2206 | I just came for the conversation. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2207 | But I wanted the sides feathered." | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2208 | I know, but the eggs haven't hatched yet. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2209 | Ixnay on the hawkmo say. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2210 | "I'd have come in sooner but I was afraid to leave the roost." | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2211 | That haircut you gave me a month ago attracted more than just the ladies... | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2212 | He'll start pecking if you're cutting too short. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2213 | You've heard of the canary in the coal mine... | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2214 | Trim around the edges. He covers my bald spot AND accomplishes social distancing! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2215 | He's molting, so we'd like matching buzz-cuts. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2216 | I want to make sure the eggs neither fall out nor get too cool | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2217 | I’ve been growing it for a while now. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2218 | I think it looks 'coo'. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2219 | Just trim this guy off my feet, please. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2220 | I know you said you just wanted me to trim the sides and back, but you're gonna need more off the top than you think. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2221 | It happened during The Irishman. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2222 | Do you want the eggs removed? | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2223 | I'm ready for a new look. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2224 | I'll need a good wash and I like my hair "feathered." | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2225 | Feather the top and leave the sides alone | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2226 | I bet you can’t tell, but I made myself a wig out of twigs and leaves | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2227 | Leave the top - short on the sides | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2228 | Cacciatore or Milanese? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2229 | Did that bird just cough? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2230 | I'm going low tech | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2231 | Can you just feather it on the sides? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2232 | Hey, Man, don't flip me the bird. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2233 | I'm following 'Shelter in Place,' so just take a little off the sides and condition with Purell.' | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2234 | Yeah can I get a duck tail? I think its fine up top. | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2235 | What's a crew-cut? | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2236 | Social distancing doesn't include birds | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2237 | Before I start, were you aware that there is a bird in your hair | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2238 | The lice killing shampoo that you recommended is not working the way I expected. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2239 | Just a trim, and go very, very easy around her eggs. | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2240 | We compromised on a faux-hawk. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2241 | I take it this was not the bird's idea? | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2242 | How about one-half dozen duck eggs? Five in my pockets and one more coming soon. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2243 | Can you trim my duck tail? | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2244 | You're gonna need a bigger pair of scissors. | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2245 | He doesn't want to touch my face. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2246 | What did they tell you about this in Barber College? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2247 | I don’t want to disturb the eggs. Can you cut around her? | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2248 | I was actually looking for more of a robin. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2249 | Just don't buzz the tower. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2250 | It's all I could afford for my bald spot. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2251 | Before you start with that razor, tell me you don’t like squab. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2252 | What duck? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2253 | I'm gonna need more than 'a little' off the top this time. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2254 | No its not endangered. It just helps me keep 'social distancing'. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2255 | Apparently, birds don't need to social distance. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2256 | I thought I heard you say you wanted to look "fly"! | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2257 | You don’t have to touch me. Just stand six feet away and tell me what to do. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2258 | Get rid of the ducktail and give me a fauxhawk. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2259 | Just be careful of the squab Don't clip him, he keeps the bald spot warm and dry | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2260 | Why can't you take a little off the top? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2261 | I was thinking a ducktail; but maybe a little smaller. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2262 | Guess what, I'm gonna be an uncle. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2263 | I think I might need help with this one. Let me give my friend Sweeney a call. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2264 | Please give my wings a clip. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2265 | it’s a trend bob, I swear to god. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2266 | Don't. You think this new look is much less obvious than the comb over? | 1.2755 | 0.04536 | 98 | 71 | 27 | 0 |
2267 | This is just a temporary arrangement until I repair the coop. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2268 | This was not the kind of faux hawk I had in mind! | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2269 | Just give me a trim and I'll pay you with eggs. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2270 | I'm looking for something a little less homely. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2271 | My wife said even the bald eagle version was better. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2272 | Bringing your own scissors won’t protect you from the bird flu. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2273 | I’d like it tapered on the side, inhospitable up top. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2274 | Not quite what I meant by 'Anything but this rat's nest.' | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2275 | It all started when I got a ducktail cut. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2276 | The Birds Nest Salon is down the road... | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2277 | A little off the sides but don't clip her wings, okay? | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
2278 | He says the worst part is the self-consciousness. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2279 | We think it's a Carrier. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2280 | The 'S. Todd' on the door - what's the S? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2281 | Can you feather-in my hair on the side? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2282 | I don't like comb overs. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2283 | Just feather the edges a bit. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2284 | Just a little bird off the top, Sam. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2285 | I’d like ‘The Nest’ Does your emotional support pigeon want a cut too? Give him ‘The Rachel’ | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2286 | Why would I want a toupee? | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2287 | It thinks I'm an egghead. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2288 | Just take a little off the top and leave the egg. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2289 | It's cool, we're friends! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2290 | Maybe just remove the invasives? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2291 | You said you wanted to pick-up chicks" | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2292 | It's a hairy situation now that the bird is endangered. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2293 | Make up your mind ! Do I trim the sideburns or the nest ? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2294 | Can you cut my hair to cover my bird brain? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2295 | Just a minor wing clip. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2296 | He told me it was just a phase. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2297 | I think it looks great, but the pigeon on top of my head says you missed a spot. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2298 | I’m afraid if you refuse, I’ll be forced to flip you the bird.” | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2299 | I was wondering if I could have a different hair spray. This one is attracting migratory ducks when I am on the patio. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2300 | It’s a New York thing. Besides, I like the way it’s butt feels against my bald spot. Can’t you cut around it? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2301 | I swear, Dad, I never touched your pomade. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2302 | Removing that bird's nest at six feet will be difficult. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2303 | Light on the wings please. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2304 | Just a little off the top please. I am making my own version of Bird's Nest soup. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2305 | I'm trying to grow it out into a mo-hawk. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2306 | so you know the movie Ratatouille? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2307 | It’s popular with the chicks. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2308 | You have to stand at least six feet away from me? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2309 | Are you from Seville, I see your name is Figaro. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2310 | My first time in Seville. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2311 | A bird on the head is worth two on the brush. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2312 | Everyone complains that my hair's a bird's nest so that's why I'm here. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2313 | You know who told me I needed a trim. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2314 | Just around the sides today. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2315 | Just a little off the sides until the eggs hatch. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2316 | I think I want to transition to a BeeHive! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2317 | Aren't you carrying this peace thing a bit too far? | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2318 | I’d just like a little off the top. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2319 | No. Not a beehive. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2320 | Yeah, it may be an egg-istenial threat. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2321 | Be gentle with my wig. Shake it and it'll fly away. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2322 | Just a trim around the ears today. Tweety pie is about to lay an egg. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2323 | Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2324 | Can you do a Faux Hawk? I like to be stylish but not scary. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2325 | He said he only wanted to crash for one night. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2326 | Can you thin out this crow’s nest on top of my head? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2327 | A tonsure — why? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2328 | That’s a cage free organic hairdo that I like! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2329 | 20 bucks for the haircut, 5 to trim the bird. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2330 | I want a egg. If you give me a egg you can get a haircut. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2331 | How about a trim around the sides and back and leave the pigeon alone? | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2332 | Just a little off my nest, please. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2333 | Be careful with the eggs. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2334 | Okay, just a trim and for you? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2335 | Do you want me to feather that hair? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2336 | Photographic evidence of the inspiration for the ducktail. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2337 | You here for pickup or delivery? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2338 | I'm over the duck tail look. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2339 | The usual bald eagle, please. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2340 | A little birdie told me I should get this hairstyle. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2341 | I'd like just a smidgen off the top. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2342 | Go easy around the eggs. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2343 | I heard feathering is in right now. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2344 | Do you have six-foot shears? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2345 | Do you want a loon-e-tune up or just a plain duck tail? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2346 | I think you took too much off the top last time. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2347 | Just clip the wings and take a little off the tail. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2348 | I think it's time for a crewcut, Floyd. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2349 | So I don't have any cash, but I can give you a baker's dozen of fresh eggs | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2350 | Ducktails are "in" again, but I could only catch a pigeon. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2351 | I need to trim back my nest egg. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2352 | I don't think "much better than a comb-over" is how I'd describe this look. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2353 | Call it vain, but I am too proud for male pattern baldness. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2354 | Just a trim around the ears, please. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2355 | A little off the sides, please. Try not to disturb the eggs/ | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2356 | I was hoping to change up to a beehive? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2357 | I'm thinking about a Mohawk. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2358 | Can you leave the top as-is and just take a little off the sides? | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2359 | Oh, so I'm the odd one? How about: everyone else is the empty nester! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2360 | Actually my name is John but everyone calls me "bird brain". | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2361 | Would you like me to clip your wings? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2362 | He thinks my cut should be more chic... | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2363 | All I wanted was a DA, but the last guy gave me the bird! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2364 | That’s nothing , back in the 60s’ I had an eagle’s nest up there. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2365 | I would like a trim. Please be careful of the hair extension. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2366 | Don’t blame me - it’s the governor who ordered shelter-in-place! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2367 | Could we try a little less nest-like this time | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2368 | No, shaving it off won't work. He thinks there's hardwood under the carpet. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2369 | I think a high fade would suit both of us | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2370 | He said he would fly south in a few weeks, so just a trim today. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2371 | Do you want it trimmed or feathered? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2372 | I'd buzz it all off before resorting to a ridiculous comb over, which has never fooled anyone, ever. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2373 | My grandpa says he had a ducktail. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2374 | Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2375 | You haven't heard that ducktails are coming back. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2376 | Just a little off the sides, you know, the usual. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2377 | I’m thinking something that might attract a hawk. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2378 | Come back when the chicks have hatched | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2379 | Is your conditioner edible? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2380 | I asked for a duck-tail. I don't know what the hell this is. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2381 | Just a little off the nest, and try take out the big twigs." | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2382 | This is your first 'Bird's Nest' cut, isn't it? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2383 | The early bird gets a number 2 on the sides and keeps it long on top | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
2384 | Can you do something about this nest in my hair? | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2385 | Just be careful not to clip the wings | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2386 | Are you pet-friendly? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2387 | Just trim the wings, thanks | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
2388 | Just a trim today. And could you be careful around the beak, he was complaining that you nicked him last time. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2389 | Leave the nest. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2390 | I got it! You want me to feather your hair. | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2391 | It's for my Instagram influencer page. #bird #naturephotography #wildlife... | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2392 | Can you recommend a new style? My bird has been at me to step it up a bit. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2393 | So I know you've heard of a ducktail... | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2394 | Bec careful of my ducktail. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2395 | To keep our distance, he follows voice commands and can use scissors. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2396 | People keep staring at me. I guess I may need to have my hair trimmed a little. | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2397 | We need your hair/plumage weave for our spring courtship display and mating dance. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2398 | It was either here or above Joan’s Volvo. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2399 | Just a trim. Don't disturb my nest egg. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | She leaves every half hour for about 20 minutes. Can you work fast and avoid harming the chicks? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2401 | I don't want you to disturb her nest. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2402 | Our remaining inventory of social distancing devices is rather limited, but this one is half off. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2403 | My Dad had a duck's ass haircut but I think a pigeon nest is more appropriate for my generation. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2404 | Forget about the bird. Do you have longer scissors? Like 6ft in length. How bout a mask. You got a mask? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2405 | I’m reducing my screen time, but I’m still on Twitter. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2406 | Can we just get a little trim around the sides? | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
2407 | You keep telling us to get lost, but he always knows he way back. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2408 | I'm not particular, just take a little off the top and zhuzh it with breadcrumbs. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2409 | Please start with whomever you wish, we have no pecking order. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2410 | Do you mind if I live tweet this? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2411 | My wife sent me back. She said feathering isn’t in this season. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2412 | There ain't no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my hair. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2413 | A little birdie told me it was time. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2414 | How funny I was planning on getting the Bye Bye Birdie haircut too. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2415 | Use mousse? No, that would be too much. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2416 | Lately, its really been weighing on me. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
2417 | Gonna have to charge you for both of you | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2418 | I asked for a duck tail. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2419 | I guess something less 'nest-like'" | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2420 | ...and remember, I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2421 | A little off the sides and then scrambled on top. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2422 | Just a little bird off the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2423 | Just the usual please. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2424 | Well, that is one way to cover a rat's nest. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2425 | A little off the top, please! | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2426 | Let's lose the DA. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2427 | It's a sublet...just trim around her. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2428 | What? It's a PA, DA's are so 1950's | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2429 | Why yes, I switched to a floral shampoo. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2430 | I suspect it was my dad. He kept saying When are you going to do something about that bird's nest. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2431 | Can you take a little, but not off the top? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2432 | I get the squab cut, but please don’t disturb the top too much. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2433 | The pear tree died a few weeks ago so there's nothing I can do until next Christmas. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2434 | The usual--just a little off the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2435 | I want it to really sing. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2436 | Crosswords of the future will call it a coo do. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2437 | I'm told my dovetail is out of style. Any suggestions? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2438 | How do you feel about trying something different? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2439 | A trim, a pluck and a deep fry that will be $15.00 | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2440 | I'm wearing this to remind you to just trim around the ears. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2441 | He'd like the cockatoo-do. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2442 | Maybe less feathered this time. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2443 | Be carefull around the eggs!!! | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2444 | So, my last barber wasn't much of "a listener" | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2445 | Back and sides, obviously. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2446 | You and your grody ass pigeon have to get out of my barber shop. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2447 | Please. Just one more quick trim before the chicks hatch. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2448 | How do I look? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2449 | No. It's NOT a Gen Z thing. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2450 | I know you do customers whose hair is a rat’s nest, but what about a bird’s nest? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2451 | I asked for a duck tail, and the guy got carried away | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2452 | I sorry Mr. Byrd, I miss-understood. I don't do birds. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2453 | It's the original DA. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2454 | A shave for me and a preening for him. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2455 | Now I can finally catch up on all my unread New Yorkers. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2456 | Ducktail in the back, feathered on the sides--don't mess with the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2457 | Just be sure not to clip his wings. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2458 | I suppose you want two for one? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2459 | Trim everything but the ass. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2460 | I want something as close as you can get to a ducktail. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2461 | Can you take a little off the top and sides without disturbing Matilda and her eggs? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2462 | Could you take a little off the top? My wife says my hair looks like a bird’s nest! | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2463 | This time, please feather the sides. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2464 | Just the usual trim, please, and feather the edges. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2465 | He's just along for the ride. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2466 | Can I get a feathered buzz cut? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2467 | You have to give me a new hair style or I'll end up with a virus named after me. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2468 | Just a little off around the tail feathers. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2469 | No, sorry, we only do mohawks. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2470 | At first nothing happened. Then after a moment or two nothing continued to happen. " | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2471 | I'd like you to trim the bird but leave the eggs. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2472 | I'm thinking a little of the top should do it. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2473 | Just a little bird off the top, please. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2474 | You any good at feathered hair? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2475 | Can we take this online? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2476 | Do you guys still do Ducktails? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2477 | Little off the sides. Don’t touch the top. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2478 | Thanks, they haven't canceled the MET yet. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2479 | It’s just a less common symptom of bird flu; just cut around it. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2480 | A little off the top, sir? | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2481 | Cut it in quarters and then give me a quick trim | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2482 | I'm sorry, we ran out of toucan pompadours, so you're gonna have to settle for the pigeon. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2483 | My wife says I look twenty years younger. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2484 | And You're sure Your Little Friend Won't Mind?? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2485 | Who usually cuts your hair, Mr. Kilmer? | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2486 | I've been self quarantined for a while. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2487 | We're not hiring. Most guys are getting wigs, like President Trump! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2488 | Do you slit throats painlessly? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2489 | Can you take a bit off the top? This feathered hair style is for the birds. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2490 | Have you tried putting peanut butter in your hair to get it out? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2491 | My Covid-19 test came back negative, but my doctor thinks I should be tested for avian flu, can you believe it? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2492 | I heard you have a Two for one special | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2493 | ...and if you would, clip the wings while you're at it? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2494 | I thought it was cute having a bird on your head, until she laid the eggs. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2495 | A little off the sides and feather the top | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2496 | If you could work around the nest, that'd be great. The eggs are pretty decent, especially when they don't crack prematurely... - Susan DeVico, California | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2497 | She just wants the nest trimmed a little. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2498 | Of course I've looked--two eggs; there were three, but I ate one. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2499 | Just a trim around the beak. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2500 | Maybe a little shorter this time. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2501 | Give me a trim that will last till the end of spring. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2502 | It's a passenger pigeon. Just part down the middle and feather. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2503 | I haven't seen you in a while, so let me understand. Something's sheltering in place, thus nothing off the top? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2504 | How bout a couple’s discount? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2505 | Just a trim. I've gotten used to the ducktail. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2506 | Just a little off the sides; carefully and scissors only? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2507 | Leave the sides and feather cut the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2508 | Hi Carl, just a trim around the ears today. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2509 | Please use scissors, she is expecting and the noise disturbs her. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2510 | He would like his wings clipped but not too short. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2511 | Can we play ‘When Doves Cry’ when you do this? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2512 | Just a little bit off the sides... I'm molting on top | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2513 | I'm not too worried. After all, I didn't catch the bird flu. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2514 | Well I’m very self conscious of the bald spot. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2515 | Just a little off the top that dovetails nicely into a ducktail. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2516 | The usual. Oh, and a feather cut for him. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2517 | I'M NOT SITTING IN THAT UNTIL I HAVE PROOF IT'S BEEN SANITIZED | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
2518 | Ok. I agree that Mullet and Mallard sound a bit the same but I’m still not giving you a tip. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2519 | How many eggs for a haircut? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2520 | I will be back after the eggs hatch. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2521 | One inch all around, raise the sideburns but don't clip my wings | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2522 | So I understand,the haircut is $25 and feather trim and fluff is $15? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2523 | Not what feathering my hair usually means, but ok. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2524 | Just a little trim to let him fly off! | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2525 | I’ll have a trim then get this nut off my ass | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2526 | Just a little off the sides for now. I'll make an another appointment after the kid has fledged. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2527 | Got any haircut recommendations for stool pigeons? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2528 | The wife said my hair’s like a rat’s nest - always she exaggerates! | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2529 | Just a tidy up... we’re expecting company | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2530 | I asked for the duck tail. I think I like this better. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2531 | Just feather it a bit on the sides. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2532 | If you cut it too short, I'l give you the bird. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2533 | My hair’s been sending me messages for a while now... | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2534 | Just a coo cut today, thanks Al. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2535 | My name is Papageno, and it's a few years since I've had a haircut. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2536 | Be careful. She bites. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2537 | Just a little off the sides but be careful not to clip his wings. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2538 | She's a very protective mother but as long you skip the electric clippers I think we'll be ok | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2539 | - Do not touch my eggs, please! | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2540 | Just a bit off the top, then? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2541 | So I'm looking for more af a squirrel 's nest. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2542 | My wife suggested I get a little off the top. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2543 | Sooo...how do we do this now? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2544 | Don't let the pigeon choose the haircut... | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2545 | Charlie, my emotional support pigeon | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
2546 | Just a little around the edges and a wing clipping. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2547 | The coop was full and I felt sorry for him, ok? Now you be the bad guy and figure out how to evict him. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2548 | There's a plucking bird in my hair! | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2549 | Will this cost me my whole nest egg? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2550 | I think the universe it telling me I need a haircut. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2551 | She said just until her eggs hatched.... but then she got empty nest syndrome | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2552 | He’s my muse. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2553 | Yes, but there will be an additional charge for manscaping. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2554 | Read the lease..."survivors get lifetime tenancy". | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2555 | Just something cheep today. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2556 | Sorry, that cut is out of season. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2557 | PETA recommends leaving the wings unclipped. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2558 | Just feather a little around the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2559 | Ducktail please. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2560 | Not too short. Her eggs haven't hatched yet. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2561 | How about an environmentally sustainable fashion statement? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2562 | He gets a bit boisterous sometimes, so if you could just clip his wings. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2563 | Careful, there's a bird in my hair. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2564 | I normally get a number two on the sides. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
2565 | What? It's not the Bird Flu this time. | 1.2660 | 0.04582 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2566 | Last time I was here you clipped me too short, and now I gotta pay this schmuck to drive me around. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2567 | The sides just need feathering. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2568 | Feather the sides too, will ya? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2569 | I'm not really a barber, but sit down and I'll give it a try. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2570 | Just give me a duck tail | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2571 | Can you work around the bird? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2572 | High and tight and over easy. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2573 | I thought it would attract cute quirky women - it actually promotes social distancing. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2574 | Just chop it all off. Except the duck - I need the eggs. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2575 | My friend here would like a little off the top. And, um, be careful. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2576 | CaCan you just feather the edges? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2577 | I'm back for the spring. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2578 | You're right, but what's really weird is that it's pelagic. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2579 | One essential haircut please. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2580 | Just the duck tail, please | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2581 | He’s my security bird. He keeps my head from exploding. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2582 | Just a little off of the back & sides, please. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2583 | Was your head in the clouds? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2584 | How about I just talk you through it. | 1.2660 | 0.04582 | 94 | 69 | 25 | 0 |
2585 | Can we just do side burns and take a little off the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2586 | Can you give me a buzz cut without scaring my friend? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2587 | Got anything to tame flyaway hair? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2588 | I got rid of my pigeon toes. Anything you can do about this? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2589 | My wife told me wings went out in the 80s. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2590 | I started noticing it when I'd go swimming or old ladies would toss bread crumbs. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2591 | Take a little bit off the top, but watch out for the eggs. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2592 | You can call it a pigeon. I call it a dove. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2593 | Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone here. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
2594 | How do I tame flyaways? | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2595 | First,get the bird and the nest off. Then,make my head not look like a tree! | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2596 | This pigeon look is much better - the mohawk was a little aggressive. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2597 | What? This? It's a new treatment for male pattern baldness. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2598 | Just a little chick off the top. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2599 | Are you sure this is what a duck-tail looks like" | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2600 | He is still working on it | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2601 | Could you just take a lot off the top? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2602 | That’s far enough. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2603 | Doves went out in the 1960s, junior. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2604 | Go easy. He owes me back rent. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2605 | Sir, I need this bird killed. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2606 | Twenty bucks to the Audubon Society, and your area will look better in no time. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2607 | I'm thinking less mohawk and more dovetail. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2608 | Could we work out an exchange? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2609 | I want the works. It's mating season. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2610 | "Let's not squabble about price." | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2611 | The latest trendy cut. Sheltering in. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2612 | Yeah, just sideburns again, Sal. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
2613 | Hi I’d like to try something new, also don’t scare the duck | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2614 | Just around the ears; leave the top alone for awhile. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2615 | Turns out my wife hates the feathering. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2616 | Not exactly what I had in mind when I said “Duck’s Ass | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2617 | This way, no one can see my bald spot. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2618 | Do you manscape? | 1.2626 | 0.04560 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2619 | High and tight Nick, but a quick heads up: buzz the sides or the eggs and she'll peck your eyes out. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2620 | Could you leave a bit more on the top? | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2621 | Pigeon: “Please remove everything below the hairline.” | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2622 | Hmmm, "A bird in the hand..."? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2623 | Social distancing means I can get away with two-to-six more weeks of hat head. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2624 | Just a little off the sides. Gently. | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
2625 | Just a shampoo, actually. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2626 | Customer : Did you even cut my hair ?! It looks the same ! Barber: That's the best I could do from six feet away ! | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2627 | I know you're closed, but if I kick the bucket soon, I'd like my hair to look nice. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2628 | I tested negative. Don't know about my duck. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2629 | Gimme the usual... a 'DA'. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2630 | A hunter missed him by just a hair. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2631 | Molting season again | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2632 | Just trim my duck ass, please | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2633 | My friends all say it's not so much a ducktail as a pigeon tail. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2634 | My last barber was a bit of a bird enthusiast. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2635 | I was hoping you still had the free popcorn | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2636 | I thought I'd look good in a feathered cut. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2637 | We’ll have to de-feather to start and then a round of deep conditioning. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2638 | Put them both on her bill. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2639 | Don’t take too much off the top. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2640 | I know it’s supposed to be good luck, but the whole bird? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2641 | It started as some fuzz under my feathers and just got worse. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2642 | Just a little below the ears please. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2643 | The pigeon option is on a first-come first-serve basis. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2644 | The top is ok. Just a trim on the sides. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2645 | Did I forget to take my hair nest off again? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2646 | I know that I asked for a feathered look, but this is a bit extreme | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2647 | Bill, I know this is a big ask, but can you feather the sides to match the top? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2648 | Just try to get rid of some of the flyaway hairs. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2649 | Would like it a little less bushy. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2650 | I was referred to you by the Audubon Society. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2651 | Mom says my hair looks like a bird's nest. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2652 | Just take a smidgeon off the top. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2653 | I'm wanting more of an eagle look this time. | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 65 | 22 | 0 |
2654 | Just a little off the tail feathers. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2655 | I asked my last stylist for a faux hawk. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2656 | And my wife would like a quarter of an inch taken off her tail feathers. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2657 | I wanna look coo... | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2658 | Do what you can ... it’s been a long hibernating winter. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2659 | I know it’s a bit of a bird’s nest, but could you turn it into a hawk? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2660 | Remember when all we had to worry about was bird flu? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2661 | I'd like to keep the bird. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2662 | Would a pompadour cover it? | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2663 | The usual around the edges, but don't break a leg, or egg for that matter. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2664 | Can you do a fauxauk? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2665 | Before you begin, I gotta tell you, I got worms. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2666 | Just a light preen for both of us, please. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2667 | In light of current precaution, how will you trim my hair being a minimum of six feet away? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2668 | Shes a rescue so just give me a trim. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2669 | Can you do something about these fly-aways? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2670 | I was thinking about going a little retro. Maybe a duck tail? | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2671 | Sorry, the Chinese restaurant across the street is closed now. You’ll have to skip your soup this time. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2672 | Some wings please. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2673 | It's the duck tail redux. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2674 | Just cut around it. It helps with social distancing. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2675 | Well, most customers don't come in wearing a bird on their head, Sir, but sure, I can clean that up a bit for you. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2676 | No, I said I wanted a MoHAWK. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2677 | She is nesting, work around her. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2678 | Length is good, but I don't like the feathering. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2679 | Anything but a mohawk. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2680 | Leave straw and sticks on the back, 1 egg still needs to hatch. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2681 | Yes, a radical cut would tell her that social distancing applies to her too. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2682 | Just a trim please, and don't cut of the legs. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2683 | Thanks for another great haircut, Greg. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2684 | Do you offer couples styling? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2685 | Sorry, no pets allowed | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2686 | So... you... put a bird on it? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2687 | When was the last time you did a D.A.? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2688 | Just a little trim around the feathers, please. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2689 | Would I have a pigeon if I wanted a Duck's Ass? | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2690 | I’ll need a permit before I can cut that | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2691 | Just a Trim around the nest please. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2692 | No sir ..El Pollo Loco why that's one block over. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2693 | It was a while back. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2694 | So you want me to shave around the incubation area? | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2695 | Watch out for the eggs | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2696 | He wants a birds eye view when you take a little off the top. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2697 | No, it’s my fault. I should have said I wanted a ducktail HAIRCUT. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2698 | You want haircut with or without the bird? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2699 | I "I don't really need a haircut. I'll pay the $30, but do you think we could just talk?" | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2700 | I'd like a little off the top, please. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2701 | Just take a linnet off the top. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2702 | A LIGHT TRIM FOR ME AND A TWIG SNIP FOR BIRDIE`S NEST | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2703 | Oh, he pays his own way, as always. Do you take tiny bird credit cards? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2704 | Who said anything about a haircut? We'll just take a shave. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2705 | Separation anxiety | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2706 | I just want a trim around the bird's nest and a hot towel. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2707 | Sorry sir. I am a vet groomer not a pet groomer. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2708 | Eider way, I charge the same. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2709 | Just the sides, she likes me to keep it bushy up top | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2710 | I'd like a shave and something for the frizziness. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2711 | I really like the feathered hair look. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2712 | I heard animals can’t spread it. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2713 | On second thought... I'll be back when they hatch. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2714 | Can you do something a little less feathery? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2715 | I took my guitar off, isn't that enough? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2716 | Just give the feathers a trim. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2717 | Just the sides and back, but leave the top, its well-nested. | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 65 | 22 | 0 |
2718 | You just need to trim around the edges... | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 65 | 22 | 0 |
2719 | With one snip, we can transform you from a bird-brain to an egg-head. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2720 | I miss nature in this big city. A little pruning of the hedge would be great. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2721 | You want a dove cut or a dovecote? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2722 | 'Can you take a little off the top?' | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2723 | $20 for a trim? Do you take me for a pigeon? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2724 | You won't get the bird flu--that's old hat. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2725 | Do you color, or just cut? I'm looking to have the colors blend. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2726 | Don’t worry; it’s just the avian flu. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2727 | Just a little off the sides--don't touch the nest. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2728 | Short quack and sides! ...no I could not find a duck for the joke. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2729 | Young man, I can think of a dozen reasons why this is a bad idea. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2730 | Just the usual, Geno. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2731 | Is it possible to get a cut whilst you remain 6ft apart? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2732 | Something that says "You already are south for the winter." | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2733 | I just joined the Bird Nests Club for Men. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2734 | a short cut for me and a light feathering for him | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2735 | I was hoping for a buzzard cut. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2736 | It's a living! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2737 | That's not what I meant when I said I wanted it feathered. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2738 | She’s sitting on a clutch of four, so just a shave. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2739 | He just wants a trim around his tail. I'll wait outside. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2740 | well, if you know a better solution tell me. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2741 | I couldn't decide between coming to you or the butcher. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2742 | Take a little squab off the top. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2743 | Only trim the sides and back. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2744 | Do good and I'll tweet about your shop | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2745 | Yeah, the last barber I saw was terrible. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2746 | That's quite an extension you have up there." | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2747 | I’d like a DA this time. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2748 | My hair is afoul. | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 65 | 22 | 0 |
2749 | Can you trim around the nest? She's an endangered species. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2750 | I confused my Tinder profile with my AirBnB listing. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2751 | Oh this guy? He'll just be here a few more weeks. It's a short term sublet until the leasing tenant flies back north for the summer. | 1.2529 | 0.04687 | 87 | 65 | 22 | 0 |
2752 | Just feather it a little on top. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2753 | Do you do bird's nests? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2754 | Just a preening and take a little off the tail feathers . | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2755 | A little birdie told me you need a little off the top. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2756 | My mother sent me. She wasn't surprised, just annoyed! | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2757 | That will be $forty-five for you and thirty-five for your friend | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2758 | Just have a seat, start cutting and I'll tell you if you're doing it right. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2759 | Keep the twigs long and nothing off the top | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2760 | It was in this moment that Larry realized a discount ad for "social distance clipping" WOULD bring in the bird guy around the corner. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2761 | Trim around the ears and neck, but don’t touch the “DA”! | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2762 | I swapped the Mullet for a Mallard | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2763 | Oh, and she's laid four eggs. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2764 | Yes. I'm Ernesto | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2765 | Most people think BIRBER is a typo | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2766 | I was thinking maybe a mohawk. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2767 | Now I understand why your nickname is egghead. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |