Contest #701


Cartoon

701

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I know I don’t look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.”
  2. “The last time I was here, I swear they tried to poison me.”
  3. “There’ll be several hundred of us.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-03-15T19:29:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-03-29T19:30:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-03-23T19:30:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 30, 2020
Number of captions 5946
Number of responses 1083114
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I just want to make sure 'mousse' isn't a typo. 2.3544 0.00604 14266 2078 5048 7126
1 I was considering ordering the cheese board but that seems like a trap. 2.2693 0.00713 10919 1964 4048 4896
2 I've been coming to this place since it was a hole in the wall. 2.2559 0.00590 17326 3587 5720 8012
3 I know I don't look familiar, but believe me, I eat here all the time. 2.1800 0.00660 14102 3302 4964 5823
4 Just coffee, I have to get back to the lab. 2.1034 0.00635 15484 4106 5662 5708
5 There'll be several hundred of us. 2.0908 0.00842 8752 2364 3226 3150
6 The last time I was here, I swear they tried to poison me. 1.9831 0.00780 10560 3478 3769 3300
7 Remember when I was the worst thing to temporarily shut down a restaurant? 1.9588 0.00869 8613 2980 2996 2623
8 I remember when this place was just a hole in the wall. 1.9500 0.00794 9866 3337 3679 2838
9 Could you suggest something light? I have a maze to run this afternoon. 1.9487 0.00820 8465 2647 3599 2207
10 Well hell yeah I want cheese on it !!! 1.9472 0.01274 3956 1379 1407 1170
11 I usually eat out back, but it's my birthday. 1.9357 0.00825 9114 3135 3421 2547
12 I’ll have a wedge of Swiss on a flat wooden board. No springs attached. 1.9243 0.00890 8417 3142 2764 2508
13 I'd like one of the cheeses in the refrigerator with the door that's so hard to open. 1.9222 0.00906 7625 2719 2770 2123
14 Oh, chocolate 'mousse'...that's a relief. 1.9217 0.00908 7046 2347 2892 1791
15 Get used to it, we're the only ones not afraid to go out anymore. 1.9209 0.00883 8370 3084 2853 2426
16 I don't understand - everywhere I go gets horrible reviews. 1.9193 0.00846 8695 3088 3204 2390
17 The ratatouille is... vegetarian, right? 1.9018 0.01133 4604 1613 1823 1156
18 I trust that the 'chocolate mouse' is a typo. 1.8872 0.00801 9808 3701 3498 2597
19 Do you have cat? I've always wanted to taste cat. 1.8866 0.00992 6996 2846 2080 2057
20 Just me tonight, she got trapped at work.” 1.8779 0.00957 6795 2581 2460 1749
21 Did you wash your hands? 1.8605 0.01114 5304 2168 1702 1426
22 No cheese plate? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this? 1.8560 0.00894 8123 3300 2678 2134
23 I’ve been eating here for years and I never knew you had table service! 1.8462 0.00982 6132 2365 2345 1419
24 I’ve been coming here since it was just a hole-in-the-wall. 1.8409 0.00965 6607 2644 2367 1592
25 Here's the deal: you comp my meal and nobody at the Board of Health has to know I was ever here. 1.8326 0.01124 4857 1964 1742 1150
26 ...fair enough, I'll have the ham and Swiss on Rye-hold the ham, hold the Rye. 1.8192 0.01003 6233 2621 2112 1495
27 I'll have whatever's on the floor. 1.8179 0.01012 6344 2737 2013 1587
28 It's not on the menu but I wonder if I could have some of that delicious Swiss cheese in your pantry ... high up on the shelf, left hand corner ... 1.8152 0.00982 6265 2581 2258 1423
29 My friends in the kitchen recommended this place. 1.8089 0.01130 4552 1842 1734 972
30 Long time visitor, first time customer! 1.8001 0.01240 3822 1580 1423 815
31 Yeah, you could say I've eaten here before. 1.7806 0.01403 2758 1118 1126 512
32 I hate to be a bother, but I think I saw a cockroach.” 1.7776 0.01465 2999 1373 920 704
33 I've already nibbled on everything, so I know exactly what I want. 1.7704 0.01063 5231 2282 1865 1082
34 I loved your bad review in the Times. 1.7583 0.01064 5771 2750 1660 1357
35 My usual. But on a plate. 1.7479 0.02174 1198 528 444 226
36 What, exactly, is in the mousse? 1.7440 0.01193 3910 1717 1474 716
37 Just please don't serve it on a slab of wood with a spring attached 1.7426 0.01081 5400 2573 1634 1187
38 filet de chat, s'ili vous plait, avec fromage…. 1.7402 0.01181 4585 2217 1338 1026
39 It'll just be me tonight. My wife got trapped at work. 1.7386 0.01197 4066 1859 1408 795
40 I'd like the cheese platter, please, without any of the trappings. 1.7276 0.01460 2768 1297 925 544
41 I remember this place when it was just a hole in the wall... 1.7262 0.01345 3393 1632 1056 703
42 I'll have what she's leaving. 1.7229 0.01372 3133 1477 1045 609
43 This is great. A month ago, I couldn’t even get in the door, let alone get a reservation. 1.7155 0.01897 1543 710 562 270
44 This time let the chef surprise ME! 1.7126 0.02409 995 471 339 185
45 I usually eat in the kitchen, but today's my birthday. 1.7075 0.01477 2639 1256 895 486
46 The Grilled Cheese, please. 1.7009 0.01204 4464 2312 1174 977
47 I'll have the cheese platter, without any of the trappings. 1.7004 0.01293 3511 1713 1135 662
48 I'd like to order a martini for the cat sitting at the bar. And please tell her, "There's no need to keep playing this game". 1.6834 0.01850 1728 871 533 324
49 You've got a great underground following! 1.6799 0.01682 1946 945 672 323
50 Good guess, but I'll just have the spaghetti. 1.6783 0.01440 2931 1514 846 571
51 Define 'I'll be taking care of you.' 1.6771 0.01828 1722 863 552 306
52 That's far enough. I'm social distancing. 1.6732 0.01620 2200 1112 691 394
53 I’m celebrating not being the species spreading disease. 1.6717 0.01667 2108 1077 646 385
54 Can you tell me about your small plates. 1.6714 0.01482 2511 1238 855 415
55 ... and a side of cheese, hold the trap. 1.6626 0.01449 2700 1380 847 469
56 Is your cheese locally sourced? 1.6609 0.01486 2740 1451 767 522
57 I hear good things about your garbage. 1.6537 0.01521 2631 1413 714 503
58 Mac ‘n’ cheese, and hold the mac. 1.6509 0.01524 2532 1341 734 457
59 Can you put a rush on it? I have to scurry. 1.6480 0.01634 2003 1011 684 306
60 Here’s what’s going to happen: I get 50 pounds of cheese in small unmarked blocks, or my friends and I scurry around your dining room every night for the next two years. 1.6460 0.01684 2014 1058 608 346
61 What do you have that’s a bit piquant and a week past its best-by date? 1.6353 0.01715 1985 1073 563 349
62 Let's go for irony — I'll have the catfish. 1.6301 0.01809 1722 921 517 284
63 You know what, make it a double. I’ll do an extra fifteen minutes on the wheel. 1.6287 0.01901 1511 796 477 236
64 I'll have the cheese, hold the trap. 1.6249 0.01902 1725 983 406 336
65 What do you mean there's an elephant in the room ? 1.6229 0.01948 1631 928 390 313
66 Do you have any of those menus with the maze on the back? 1.6229 0.01863 1591 851 486 252
67 I'll have what Meg Ryan had. 1.6212 0.01961 1621 928 379 314
68 Is not including the prices some kind of trap? 1.6194 0.01920 1579 873 432 273
69 I 'll have the feline mignon. 1.6169 0.02597 830 452 244 134
70 So I thought I'd treat myself, you know, and try the front of house tonight. 1.6165 0.01894 1502 803 471 227
71 Sorry for the sanitation rating. 1.6125 0.01979 1427 781 415 229
72 The Mouse-About-Town website gave your cheese platter 4 squeaks. 1.6124 0.02058 1424 812 352 260
73 Perhaps one last fondue before the season changes. 1.6115 0.02057 1408 798 357 252
74 Nah. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.6102 0.02074 1388 792 346 250
75 Do you have a parmesan aged 5 years ...? 1.6098 0.02148 1371 805 296 270
76 Does the cheeseboard come without a spring? 1.6084 0.02027 1338 732 398 208
77 Because the cat's away. 1.6031 0.02106 1237 682 363 191
78 I know it was only a Pixar movie, but with a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, it's an idea whose time is clearly due! 1.6016 0.02274 1235 738 251 246
79 Really. I need a tie? 1.6013 0.02153 1189 659 345 185
80 Why does everyone assume I want cheese? 1.5995 0.02179 1176 658 331 187
81 Actually, I'm from the health department. 1.5981 0.02192 1152 643 329 180
82 I'm strangely drawn to the cheesecake, but I'm afraid it's a trap. 1.5974 0.02167 1155 638 342 174
83 Very funny! No. I'll have the Eggplant Scallopini. 1.5957 0.02341 1123 664 249 210
84 I hear this place is great. My friend works in the kitchen. 1.5953 0.02214 1117 623 323 171
85 Yes, just cheese." 1.5940 0.02347 1091 639 256 196
86 Yes, I'll have the Cacciatore, please. 1.5931 0.02431 1096 671 201 224
87 I'll have that maggoty pork chop I saw in your kitchen last night. 1.5912 0.02416 1069 640 224 204
88 And what wine goes best with Gorgonzola? 1.5911 0.02394 1059 626 240 193
89 Get used to it. Soon I'll be your only customer. 1.5898 0.02243 1036 572 318 146
90 This is a no-cat restaurant right? 1.5873 0.02416 1008 589 244 174
91 I’ll have a chicken salad sandwich on whole wheat toast. No mayo, no butter, no lettuce. Hold the chicken. And crumble the toast. 1.5870 0.02415 1017 598 241 178
92 To be honest, I’ll eat anything 1.5864 0.02298 984 543 304 136
93 I'm waiting for two friends...and do you have this in braille? 1.5861 0.02453 976 570 236 168
94 I hardly recognize the place with the lights on? 1.5847 0.02327 968 538 294 136
95 Long day at the lab. Just bring me whatever won't cause cancer. 1.5842 0.02447 926 529 253 144
96 I hear your cheese board is to die for? 1.5840 0.02381 964 547 271 146
97 ...and a wheel of Brie! 1.5824 0.02567 953 581 189 183
98 Oh, no thanks! Ratatouille is so 2007. 1.5824 0.02471 953 559 233 161
99 If you’re sure it’s not a typo...I’ll have the chocolate mousse. 1.5802 0.02443 910 518 256 136
100 I heard the food here is garbage, so I came over as fast as I could. 1.5799 0.02459 914 525 248 141
101 Just bring me anything you find spilled on the floor. It's all good. 1.5793 0.02592 908 550 191 167
102 I heard that your soup has flies? 1.5784 0.02658 899 557 165 177
103 I don't know how to read 1.5780 0.02642 891 544 179 168
104 When they told me `hole-in-the-wall' I never expected such an impressive wine list. 1.5773 0.02498 880 506 239 134
105 And hold the artificial sweetener. That stuff killed my cousin Frank in a lab. 1.5762 0.02435 873 489 265 119
106 Now that you people started washing your hands, I thought I could risk coming here. 1.5754 0.02521 862 499 231 132
107 I’ll have whatever table twelve doesn’t finish. 1.5748 0.02433 856 476 268 112
108 I'll have whatever you have been putting in the green dumpster in the alley all week. It's dee-lish ! 1.5743 0.02518 855 491 237 127
109 Why such a low health department rating? 1.5741 0.02637 850 509 194 147
110 It's the Chinese rats who transmit the plague. I've never been out of New York. How's the cheese plate? 1.5738 0.02712 847 521 166 160
111 Yes, I do eat here often. 1.5726 0.02517 758 413 255 89
112 I'm expecting 357 guests. 1.5706 0.02592 815 473 219 123
113 What exactly is ratatouille? 1.5704 0.02527 810 458 242 110
114 So as you've heard ma'am, Disney kicked me out of my kitchen. 1.5702 0.02766 819 508 155 156
115 Excellent menu! What time do they take out the garbage? 1.5665 0.02628 775 448 215 112
116 No, I'm Stuart Little; I'm just waiting for Mr. White. 1.5658 0.02805 767 470 160 137
117 I’d like to see your cheese tray, please. 1.5649 0.02615 763 437 221 105
118 Come on - no cheese on toast ? 1.5637 0.02878 761 478 137 146
119 I'll have the Soupe de Chat and the Biftek de Serpent à Sonnettes, S'il vous plaît. (in English): I'll have the Cat Soup and Rattlesnake Steak, please. 1.5624 0.03049 745 492 87 166
120 The cheese tray, of course. 1.5623 0.02804 738 446 169 123
121 they've really upped the rewards for getting through the maze. 1.5618 0.02767 728 432 183 113
122 I usually eat here at night 1.5616 0.02564 730 405 240 85
123 What do you have that's pesticide free? 1.5613 0.02681 734 425 206 103
124 First, thank you for not shrieking. 1.5610 0.02559 729 404 241 84
125 I prefer free range cheese. 1.5610 0.02930 729 458 133 138
126 Can you believe I’ve lived upstairs all these years and never tried this place? 1.5610 0.02639 729 415 219 95
127 I'll start with the Sprat in cream sauce, then a cup of the Ratatouille, a full plate of the Rattlesnake Gratin and finish with a nice Stilton & peanut butter. 1.5610 0.03031 738 483 96 159
128 I used to live here. 1.5608 0.02674 724 416 210 98
129 Don't you belong in the kitchen? 1.5598 0.03009 711 454 116 141
130 I know, I’m a pest. 1.5585 0.02670 709 407 209 93
131 I'll have what everyone else is having 1.5568 0.02885 695 423 157 115
132 Poutine. Hold the fries. 1.5567 0.02942 697 433 140 124
133 You wouldn't believe the maze I went through to get here. 1.5560 0.02653 687 386 220 81
134 I don't like the way you asked: "What's your poison?" 1.5559 0.02756 689 400 193 95
135 I'll do three cheeseboards, two baked bries, the four-cheese ravioli, the fondue, but hold the chocolate, the burrata, a grilled cheese. Oh, and do you have mozzarella sticks? I'll do one of those for dessert. 1.5557 0.02991 691 435 128 128
136 It only looks like I’m dining alone. 1.5552 0.02811 679 400 181 98
137 And what exactly is in the ratatouille? 1.5544 0.02800 680 400 183 97
138 I need to be out of here before the clock strikes one. 1.5536 0.02746 672 387 198 87
139 I’ll have one bite from everything on the menu. 1.5529 0.02733 671 385 201 85
140 I'll take the special. And put a rush on that. I've gotta get back to the kitchen. 1.5524 0.02893 659 395 164 100
141 Oh yes, I come here very often. 1.5515 0.02746 651 371 201 79
142 Are the cheeses served with or without spring loaded mechanisms? 1.5511 0.02995 646 397 142 107
143 Make sure they don't put any cheese on it. I'm trying a Vegan diet. 1.5489 0.03081 634 398 124 112
144 What's rotten? 1.5476 0.02989 630 384 147 99
145 I'll do the spoonful of peanut butter. 1.5473 0.02958 634 384 153 97
146 No one cares about the black plague anymore. 1.5472 0.03059 625 388 132 105
147 Cheese. Hold the trap, please. 1.5470 0.02826 627 362 185 79
148 There will be 27 more of us in a moment and we'll start with the crudité . 1.5468 0.03010 620 378 145 97
149 My friend recommends your cheese pizza. I'll try a slice. And can you make it to go, please? 1.5463 0.03170 626 403 104 119
150 You look like you've never seen anyone dine alone. 1.5448 0.02936 591 346 168 77
151 What's on tonight's cheese board? 1.5429 0.02843 595 340 185 69
152 A mouse and a server is this an internet cafe? 1.5421 0.03030 594 360 146 88
153 This is so much nicer than my usual hole in the wall. 1.5419 0.02879 585 337 179 69
154 Now just to be certain, is fromage the same as cheese? 1.5411 0.03155 584 365 122 97
155 What do you have from the bar that’s not spring loaded? 1.5400 0.03106 587 363 131 93
156 Can I get the cheese tray without the spring trap? 1.5395 0.02961 569 348 141 80
157 And so I figured, what the heck! I'm a native New Yorker. This is my city, too! 1.5372 0.03023 564 335 153 75
158 I think I'll play it safe and go with the cheese platter 1.5369 0.03082 555 333 144 77
159 And then I said to the genie ...go ahead, you can't do anything to me. 1.5367 0.03039 559 335 147 76
160 I’m celebrating, just won the rat race. 1.5364 0.02983 550 322 160 67
161 I'd just like something to nibble on. 1.5360 0.03003 556 328 158 70
162 I don't usually order from the menu. 1.5360 0.02904 556 319 176 61
163 I'm still waiting for some friends. Lots of friends. Lots and lots of friends. 1.5353 0.03048 553 330 150 73
164 I'm curious. If you bring the order to the table and the patron has disappeared, would you have to throw the meal away in the garbage can out in the alley? 1.5348 0.03000 546 320 160 66
165 I'll try the ratatouille. 1.5345 0.03229 550 345 116 89
166 It's ok. People have been distancing themselves from me for years. 1.5339 0.02948 545 315 169 61
167 Make that a double. The wife just had octuplets. Again. 1.5339 0.02993 545 319 161 65
168 What makes you think I want cheese? I'll have the lobster. 1.5336 0.03076 536 319 148 69
169 I'm due back at the lab soon, so just a salad. 1.5332 0.03006 542 318 159 65
170 Really, anything without poison would be fine. 1.5326 0.03150 537 327 134 76
171 And for dessert I’ll have the cheesecake. 1.5314 0.02989 525 304 160 58
172 First time? No, I eat here often, just when you're not around. 1.5305 0.03151 509 303 140 65
173 What do you have that's quick? I have to get back to the lab. 1.5299 0.02996 519 300 163 56
174 I’m working from home today. 1.5290 0.03216 518 318 126 74
175 Remember me? I was in here last week -- you tried to kill me? You work for tips, right? Big mistake. Huge. 1.5287 0.03186 522 319 130 73
176 Leftovers, please! 1.5285 0.03400 509 326 97 86
177 ...could you serve it on a mousetrap? I’m feeling homesick. 1.5285 0.03523 509 337 75 97
178 Isn't this great? The health department is preoccupied with coronavirus. 1.5282 0.03201 496 298 134 64
179 Can I get you a high chair? 1.5280 0.03391 517 333 95 89
180 I’ll have whatever the cat dragged in as long as it isn’t my cousin. 1.5276 0.03119 508 302 144 62
181 Complimentary Camembert and Gruyere appetizer? Sounds like a trap to me. 1.5268 0.02893 503 301 147 55
182 I will have the cheese without the trap, please. 1.5268 0.03326 503 315 111 77
183 To start, a dry martini with six drops of Martini & Rossi, no 'stirred not shaken,' jokes, no 'ratatouille' references, ... and please keep the kitchen cat locked up unless you want to see the fur fly. 1.5256 0.03428 508 328 91 88
184 Last time I was here it was just a little hole in the wall! 1.5253 0.03245 495 302 126 67
185 I told myself I would try something different, but....oh bring me the cheese plate. 1.5253 0.03090 495 289 150 55
186 Do you have vegan cheese? 1.5242 0.03447 496 320 92 84
187 I'm just saying, it's nice to have one plague where I'm not the bad guy. 1.5237 0.03137 485 286 144 55
188 And when it's ready, could you just hide it somewhere? 1.5234 0.03122 491 290 145 56
189 I like it that you're so close to the subway. 1.5226 0.03146 486 288 142 56
190 Really? I work here too. I'm part of what you'd call the cleanup crew. 1.5220 0.03204 477 285 135 57
191 No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.5211 0.03472 474 303 95 76
192 I’ll have what’s under table three. 1.5211 0.03149 474 279 143 52
193 I think I'll start with some sweepings off the floor. 1.5209 0.03449 478 305 97 76
194 Your restrooms are disgusting! You no doubt have infestation! 1.5207 0.03563 484 320 76 88
195 Sorry for all the questions...normally I just navigate a maze, hit a button and get a pellet. 1.5203 0.03230 469 281 132 56
196 I usually eat in the kitchen. 1.5202 0.03164 471 278 141 52
197 Stormwater is fine." 1.5200 0.02720 475 297 127 51
198 I come here all the time, just never when you're open. 1.5192 0.03121 468 273 147 48
199 You recommend the cheese? Is this some kind of a trap? 1.5192 0.03333 468 287 117 63
200 Really? The cheese plate?? So you just assume that all mice order "the cheese plate" in your sick, twisted little world. 1.5192 0.03236 468 281 131 56
201 The kitchen is too crowded so I decided to eat out here. 1.5184 0.03443 463 292 102 69
202 I'll have the cheese board. Hold the trap. 1.5184 0.03470 463 294 98 71
203 Oh I'm very familiar with the menu. I'm in the kitchen every night. 1.5166 0.03181 453 266 140 47
204 Oh, I'll eat anything. 1.5165 0.03349 455 279 117 59
205 Don't pretend you don't need the business, Diane. 1.5165 0.03349 455 279 117 59
206 I'll have what those folks dropped under their table. 1.5155 0.03351 452 277 117 58
207 I read a review that your food is garbage. 1.5155 0.03201 452 267 137 48
208 It’s a bit racist of you to assume, but yes, I actually WOULD like some cheese to start. 1.5143 0.03476 455 289 98 68
209 Do you have lactose-free cheese? If not, I'll go with the PBJ. 1.5143 0.03600 455 298 80 77
210 Does the cheese come trap free? 1.5136 0.03450 440 274 106 60
211 The usual. A Mickey Mouse Club, extra cheese. 1.5134 0.03432 448 280 106 62
212 Yes, I was part of the original Rat Pack. 1.5125 0.03575 439 282 89 68
213 They finally built a better mousetrap. 1.5125 0.03632 439 286 81 72
214 I have, I actually met my first wife here. 1.5125 0.03395 439 270 113 56
215 Con queso, con queso, Senorita! 1.5115 0.03651 434 283 80 71
216 You know I usually eat for free. 1.5105 0.03255 427 251 132 43
217 When was the last time you washed your hands, ma’am? 1.5095 0.03594 422 269 91 62
218 Actually, I'm lactose intolerant, so hold the cheese. 1.5094 0.03688 424 277 78 69
219 I’ve got an eight o’clock ticket for “Cats.” Front row. 1.5094 0.03344 426 257 121 48
220 Well, I was told this is the cheesiest place in town 1.5093 0.03601 428 275 88 65
221 Your restaurant is highly recommended by the City’s Department of Health 1.5085 0.03404 413 250 116 47
222 Of course I can talk. I’m a cartoon rat. 1.5083 0.03331 421 255 119 47
223 OMG !!! You scared me! I thought you were the Farmer's wife! 1.5083 0.03572 423 269 93 61
224 My wife will be here shortly. We're considering infesting. 1.5083 0.03328 423 254 123 46
225 If someone named Tom shows up, you never saw me. Capice? 1.5082 0.03561 427 271 93 62
226 Moussaka! What exactly is that made from? 1.5082 0.03436 427 264 109 54
227 Thank you for your suggestion but I'm lactose intolerant 1.5072 0.03634 416 267 87 62
228 I've eaten here many times, but I've never seen the menu. 1.5072 0.03369 416 251 119 46
229 Of course I’m happy! This time we didn’t cause the pandemic! 1.5072 0.03659 347 208 102 37
230 Cheese without the trappings 1.5061 0.03282 413 244 129 40
231 I think you’ll find you’re out of the special and it was great! 1.5061 0.03405 413 251 115 47
232 Your cheese, it stands alone, right? 1.5060 0.03294 417 248 127 42
233 Before you bring the pizza out, is there a way you could drag it around on the street first? 1.5059 0.03407 421 258 113 50
234 Is your garbage local? 1.5049 0.03411 412 251 114 47
235 I've been a regular here for years; I'm surprised you've never seen me. 1.5037 0.03258 401 234 132 35
236 The fondue, please! 1.5036 0.03796 413 276 66 71
237 Sweep me up some of the crap behind the stove. 1.5025 0.03730 400 260 79 61
238 The dumpster out back felt crowded. 1.5025 0.03558 400 250 99 51
239 There will be two of us as soon as the clock strikes one. 1.5025 0.03470 408 252 107 49
240 Just coffee for me. I had pizza in the subway 1.5013 0.03528 391 241 104 46
241 You can relax. I have been tested. 1.5013 0.03509 391 240 106 45
242 I'll have whatever's left of what they're having. 1.5013 0.03464 395 241 110 44
243 Extra cheese. 1.5012 0.03516 401 249 103 49
244 I'll have the catfish. 1.5000 0.03484 392 240 108 44
245 I’ll have the Cat’s Away Special. 1.5000 0.03486 400 247 106 47
246 I'll have the ham and cheese on rye. Hold the ham, hold the rye. 1.4987 0.03601 391 246 95 50
247 I'd like your trap-free cheese board to start and for my entree I'll have the d-Con-free pellet casserole. 1.4974 0.03923 390 264 58 68
248 I'll have a large rack of Cat, and a side of cheese. 1.4974 0.03804 390 257 72 61
249 So you just assume I want the cheese, unbelievable! Anywho, I'll have the cheese. 1.4974 0.03472 388 237 109 42
250 There was a gal who used to work in the kitchen, about my height, red eyes. She still around? 1.4974 0.03632 384 242 93 49
251 I would like the rest of that Camembert I started in your kitchen 1.4974 0.03698 380 242 87 51
252 '' I usually just eat and run. "' 1.4974 0.03335 378 222 124 32
253 Hmmm ... is it Wensleydale? 1.4961 0.03842 385 255 69 61
254 Can I get a table closer to the dumpster? 1.4960 0.03532 379 233 104 42
255 Don't look at me like that. I gave the manager three rolls of toilet paper and some hand sanitizer. 1.4960 0.03649 379 239 92 48
256 S'il vous plait, le fromage de jour. 1.4960 0.03605 377 235 97 45
257 It's nice to eat somewhere other than a hole in the wall. 1.4960 0.03580 375 232 100 43
258 I was in your trash last night and thought this chef is doing some exciting things. 1.4960 0.03499 375 228 108 39
259 I resent your presumption but, yes, I'll have the cheese. 1.4960 0.03438 375 225 114 36
260 May I have that a la cat? 1.4947 0.03828 380 250 72 58
261 I'll have macaroni and cheese..hold the macaroni 1.4947 0.03713 378 242 85 51
262 Well I guess I’ll start. My wife's trapped at home. 1.4946 0.03601 372 231 98 43
263 I'm hungry. I spent the morning running up and down a clock. 1.4946 0.03610 368 228 98 42
264 I think I'll just wait for my three friends. Would you show them where I am when they come? They can't see. 1.4934 0.03644 377 238 92 47
265 All my friends practically live here. 1.4932 0.03361 367 215 121 30
266 All my friends love this place, but we can't figure out why you have a D rating from the Health Department. 1.4932 0.03596 367 227 99 41
267 That sounds delicious. Now tell me, is the feline wild or domesticated? 1.4932 0.03817 367 238 77 52
268 Could we start with the cheese plate? 1.4932 0.03329 365 213 124 28
269 I want a free meal, or I'll call the health inspector and report myself. 1.4932 0.03814 365 236 78 51
270 If I pay for my meal, am I still what you call a "health violation?" 1.4918 0.03639 364 227 95 42
271 No, just the toilet water is fine. 1.4904 0.03693 365 231 89 45
272 Soup, pease. Cat got my toungue. 1.4904 0.03930 365 243 65 57
273 My former lab partner highly recommends this place. 1.4903 0.03682 361 227 91 43
274 I read an online review that said your food “tastes like garbage”. 1.4903 0.03676 359 225 92 42
275 YOU DON'T HAVE CHEESE QUICHE?! WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS?! 1.4890 0.04015 364 247 56 61
276 I'll have what they're having. 1.4888 0.03887 356 233 72 51
277 The Yelp reviews said this place serves garbage 1.4886 0.03725 350 220 89 41
278 I know I attract the Health Department's attention, but you're the only place that serves a cheese platter without the trap. 1.4875 0.03862 359 235 73 51
279 And please make sure the cook washes his hands. I have seen some things back there you would not believe! 1.4873 0.03554 355 217 103 35
280 I'll have the cheese platter. Hold the trap. 1.4872 0.03583 351 215 101 35
281 It was like a maze trying to find this place. 1.4870 0.03589 347 212 101 34
282 You want that with beetles or moths? 1.4859 0.04104 354 243 50 61
283 I'll have the cat, well done please. 1.4859 0.03821 354 229 78 47
284 You make me want to be a better mouse. 1.4858 0.03941 352 233 67 52
285 I'll have the rye on Swiss 1.4858 0.03921 352 232 69 51
286 I'll have a coffee and the two egg breakfast. 1.4841 0.04129 347 238 50 59
287 I'll start with the Gruyere followed by Stilton then finish with a can of Cheese Whiz and make it snappy - I'm on break from the kitchen. 1.4841 0.03901 347 227 72 48
288 No mam. I'm a raccoon. The cartoonist can't draw raccoons. 1.4841 0.03696 345 216 91 38
289 I am so excited to finally order off your menu! I have been enjoying your alley-way-buffet for months! 1.4838 0.03814 339 216 82 41
290 Better make it a double. I just got laid off from Disney. 1.4838 0.03745 339 213 88 38
291 Do you have any cheese that comes without a trap? 1.4837 0.04055 337 225 61 51
292 My mom says your kitchen is spotless! 1.4836 0.03777 335 211 86 38
293 This is a big step up from my regular hole in the wall. 1.4836 0.03682 335 206 94 34
294 Yes I have eaten here before, but usually I go self service. 1.4836 0.03417 335 199 111 25
295 I'm an influencer." 1.4821 0.03792 336 213 84 39
296 I’d like something I can just nibble on. 1.4820 0.03665 334 206 95 33
297 Rodent Daily gave your cheese soufflé 4 out of 5 squeaks 1.4806 0.03657 335 207 95 33
298 I just had to get out of Wuhan. 1.4806 0.03847 335 225 63 47
299 Are you telling me that Pixar made the whole thing up? 1.4806 0.03894 335 217 75 43
300 I will have a grill cheese sandwich but never mind the bread please 1.4806 0.03962 335 220 69 46
301 I’m thinking about the cheese board, as long as it doesn’t have one of those metal springy things on it.” 1.4806 0.04029 335 223 63 49
302 It says you have a free cheese appetizer but that kind of feels like a trap. 1.4805 0.03770 333 210 86 37
303 With these prices, I'm not surprised you don't see many mice in here. 1.4805 0.03841 333 213 80 40
304 My, how the tables have turned. 1.4804 0.03664 331 209 87 35
305 I was just in the kitchen and the special looks great. 1.4802 0.03680 329 203 94 32
306 Is your cheese trap-free? 1.4801 0.03942 327 212 73 42
307 Your description of the cheese plate is alarmingly captivating. 1.4789 0.03529 332 210 89 33
308 Pepperoni! 1.4789 0.04318 332 234 37 61
309 Is the cheese plate a trap? 1.4789 0.03966 332 218 69 45
310 Pardon me, but can I just check if you washed your hands. 1.4788 0.04143 330 224 54 52
311 Sampler looks good, yeah: ‘Le Cosmetiques.’ 1.4772 0.03935 329 227 52 50
312 Is the cat fresh today ? 1.4772 0.04175 329 225 51 53
313 Just a cup of soup, I ate on the subway 1.4768 0.03702 323 200 92 31
314 I'll have the Garbage Sampler. Tell the chef it's for Dimples. 1.4766 0.03848 321 204 81 36
315 Just the leftovers. 1.4763 0.04010 317 207 69 41
316 The other two should be along shortly. Got one of these in braille? 1.4763 0.03779 317 198 87 32
317 I’m never alone. The others are already in your kitchen. 1.4763 0.04181 317 214 55 48
318 I can't decide. What's stale today? 1.4762 0.03675 315 195 91 29
319 You know, this is my favorite little hole in the wall. 1.4762 0.03661 315 192 96 27
320 I’ll have the Ratatouille special. 1.4753 0.03616 324 198 98 28
321 I've been a regular here all my life but it's my first time to order from the menu. 1.4745 0.03585 314 189 101 24
322 I can't get it. You're safe. 1.4744 0.03994 312 205 67 40
323 I’ll have the cheese plate but hold the trap this time, please. 1.4734 0.04064 319 212 63 44
324 I'll have the cheddar without the trappings. 1.4732 0.04009 317 208 68 41
325 Don't worry. I carry the plague, not coronavirus. 1.4728 0.03893 313 200 78 35
326 Is it the same cheese you use in the traps? 1.4727 0.03804 311 195 85 31
327 Anything that you've dropped on the floor is fine. 1.4725 0.03767 309 192 88 29
328 Don’t forget my employee discount. 1.4723 0.04003 307 199 71 37
329 Minnie will be joining me shortly 1.4721 0.04049 305 199 68 38
330 Don't worry, it was the bubonic plague we were responsible for. 1.4714 0.03991 297 190 74 33
331 I've eaten here many times, but never as a customer 1.4708 0.03830 308 194 83 31
332 Do you have that pizza that the subway rat liked so much? 1.4708 0.04224 308 209 53 46
333 I won the New Yorker caption contest. 1.4708 0.04045 308 202 67 39
334 I'll have the mac and cheese. Hold the mac. 1.4706 0.04118 306 203 62 41
335 I’ve seen the kitchen and the pantry, let’s just go with a glass of water. 1.4706 0.03876 306 199 72 35
336 I'll have some of that excellent gruyere I sampled back in your kitchen. 1.4706 0.03931 306 196 76 34
337 Oh nothing for me right now. I’m just checking to see what will be in the trash tonight. 1.4706 0.03736 306 189 90 27
338 I come here often. My cousin lives behind your stove. 1.4706 0.03707 306 188 92 26
339 First let me say I'm glad you reopened after that nasty health inspection business. 1.4704 0.03867 304 192 81 31
340 I'll have whatever they are having, after they've had it. 1.4700 0.04031 300 197 66 37
341 Have you any menus in braille? I'm expecting another three. 1.4698 0.03923 298 189 78 31
342 It's all so delicious here, however i've never ordered off the main menu before 1.4698 0.03923 298 189 78 31
343 My brother Chuck E. is in the restaurant business! 1.4691 0.03948 307 198 74 35
344 Yes, I know it may cause cancer in laboratory animals 1.4686 0.03932 303 194 76 33
345 Yes, you are having a nightmare. 1.4684 0.04116 301 199 63 39
346 To be honest, I was expecting a better cheese list. 1.4684 0.03779 301 187 87 27
347 The dumpster was empty... 1.4682 0.03884 299 189 80 30
348 Oh, sure, I’ll have a nibble. 1.4680 0.03568 297 177 101 19
349 I'll have the cheese plate, with none of the trappings. 1.4680 0.03903 297 188 79 30
350 Has your kitchen been inspected lately? 1.4680 0.04018 297 192 71 34
351 I think I saw a human under my table. 1.4678 0.04123 295 194 64 37
352 I’m Kitty and I’ll be taking care of you 1.4676 0.04030 293 189 71 33
353 Have you accepted Cheeses as your saviour? 1.4671 0.04189 304 205 56 43
354 What is your dumpster special for today? 1.4671 0.03977 304 197 72 35
355 Can I just get the drywall with electric cable side? 1.4667 0.04125 300 199 62 39
356 Please send over the cheese sommelier. 1.4667 0.04232 300 203 54 43
357 ...But why are you called Katz then? 1.4667 0.04285 300 205 50 45
358 I'll take the leftovers from table 2 please. 1.4664 0.03720 283 175 85 22
359 I'm a smelly subway rat sitting here dripping in rodent filth ordering a shrimp salad from a fancy downtown restaurant. What's freaking me out is you seem OK with this. 1.4662 0.03717 296 189 79 28
360 I will pay ten dollars for every vote my caption receives. I'm Mike Bloomberg and I approve this message. 1.4662 0.04028 296 192 70 34
361 I'll have whatever those people just sent back to the kitchen. 1.4658 0.04010 292 188 72 32
362 I'll try the cat. 1.4655 0.04176 290 192 61 37
363 I'll have my usual, the Ratatouille. 1.4644 0.03832 295 185 83 27
364 You want to say hi to the boys in the kitchen? 1.4644 0.03519 295 185 87 23
365 It’s a special occasion, I came out of the closet. 1.4644 0.03951 295 189 75 31
366 I’ll have last month’s special. 1.4629 0.03979 283 180 75 28
367 I'll have their leftovers 1.4629 0.04103 283 184 67 32
368 Who, me? Just doing research for my next book, Of Mice and Menu. 1.4618 0.04139 288 190 63 35
369 Is the garbage locally sourced? 1.4618 0.03959 288 184 75 29
370 A grilled cheese sandwich, and hold the bread. 1.4618 0.04211 288 195 54 39
371 Please tell my girlfriend I’m back here. Can’t miss her - really cute! 1.4618 0.04449 288 201 41 46
372 Do I look like I want soy cheese? 1.4618 0.03990 288 185 73 30
373 I'm in computers now. 1.4615 0.04041 286 185 70 31
374 Slice of pizza to go, please. Just drop it on the floor. I'll take it from there. 1.4613 0.03968 284 181 75 28
375 . . . sans trap. 1.4610 0.04409 282 194 46 42
376 What smells today? 1.4610 0.04204 282 187 60 35
377 Hey, you'd be at much greater risk if it was a human sitting here. 1.4607 0.03879 280 175 81 24
378 Yes, I usually just eat in the kitchen - I thought I'd try out here for a change. 1.4604 0.03798 278 171 86 21
379 I tried helping myself but they kicked me out of the kitchen. 1.4604 0.04280 278 186 56 36
380 Can you put a rush on that? I gotta be back at the lab by seven. 1.4601 0.03936 276 176 74 26
381 I'm not with the pack. I'm social distancing. 1.4601 0.04242 276 183 59 34
382 I would like some cheese with the trap on the side. 1.4594 0.04397 283 195 46 42
383 Can you describe the nibbler? 1.4588 0.04083 279 181 68 30
384 Please respect my decision to identify as human while dining tonight. 1.4586 0.04092 266 170 70 26
385 What is this...CHEESE cake I keep hearing about? 1.4585 0.03875 277 173 81 23
386 Where’s your hair net? 1.4585 0.03975 277 176 75 26
387 What do you have that isn't fresh? 1.4585 0.03737 277 169 89 19
388 It's 6 feet. Back up. 1.4585 0.04167 277 182 63 32
389 I hate to be a pest, but can you tell me the specials again? 1.4582 0.03962 275 174 76 25
390 Pizza please 1.4582 0.04583 275 194 36 45
391 The kitchen is highly recommended by my friends. 1.4582 0.03928 275 173 78 24
392 Actually, I've been eating here for years. 1.4582 0.03894 275 172 80 23
393 I'm celebrating my escape from the lab. 1.4579 0.04049 273 174 71 27
394 Do you have anything small enough to fit through a sewer grate? 1.4579 0.04276 273 182 57 34
395 I'll have the crumbs of whatever he is having 1.4579 0.03173 273 179 74 20
396 I get that all the time, but actually, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4579 0.04016 273 174 73 26
397 I'll have the cheese cubes with a side of peanut butter. 1.4556 0.03909 270 169 79 22
398 I'll have what they're having... assuming they don't finish. 1.4556 0.04098 270 177 64 29
399 I've heard great things about your cheese plate." 1.4549 0.04327 266 178 55 33
400 I can't believe I got a table! Most restaurants I go to get shut down. 1.4549 0.04021 266 169 73 24
401 I'll have what they're having, after they've had it. 1.4549 0.03859 266 167 78 21
402 I said chocolate mousse not chocolate mouse! 1.4549 0.04294 266 177 57 32
403 The chef and I used to run around together. 1.4542 0.03913 273 172 78 23
404 You better not be drawing a cartoon about this. 1.4542 0.04337 273 185 52 36
405 You want the health inspector knocking? No? Then it looks like this is on the house. 1.4535 0.04158 269 176 64 29
406 If you give a mouse a cookie, he won’t call the health inspector. 1.4528 0.04238 265 175 60 30
407 "When you're done here, I can take you to this great little hole in the wall I know..." 1.4528 0.04136 265 172 66 27
408 Blind date? Party of three, actually. 1.4528 0.04238 265 175 60 30
409 I usually have the buffet... 1.4525 0.04329 263 176 55 32
410 I find your menu choices far superior to my choices after hours 1.4525 0.04396 263 178 51 34
411 This place was highly recommended by my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother, my other brother, my other other brother, and my other other other brother. 1.4525 0.03943 263 165 77 21
412 My usual hole in the wall got shut down. 1.4521 0.03964 261 164 76 21
413 I’m just really here to enhance ‘social distancing.’ That’s all. 1.4521 0.04146 261 169 66 26
414 Cheese plate??? I resent people making assumptions of what I want based on my appearance. Yes, I would like the cheese plate. 1.4519 0.03764 270 176 70 24
415 I think I'll have the ratatouille. 1.4515 0.04084 268 181 56 31
416 Is there anyone I might know in the ratatouille? 1.4511 0.04518 266 185 42 39
417 In spite of losing my job today, I'm going all out. I'll have the "Who Moved My Cheese?" Fondue. 1.4511 0.04611 266 188 36 42
418 Mr. Cat will be arriving for dessert. It’s a game we play. 1.4511 0.04549 266 186 40 40
419 Can you bring it quickly? I've got to scurry. 1.4500 0.04011 260 165 73 22
420 Can you seat me closer to the kitchen? 1.4500 0.04157 260 169 65 26
421 I think I'll wait to order until my friends arrive in the middle of the night. 1.4500 0.04433 260 177 49 34
422 What was good yesterday? 1.4500 0.03860 260 161 81 18
423 I hear that your cheese platter is 'to die for'. 1.4500 0.04192 260 170 63 27
424 Fortunately, with all this coronavirus stuff going on, no one seems to care about the plague anymore. 1.4496 0.04107 258 166 68 24
425 We just had to get out tonight. We felt trapped in the house." 1.4492 0.03940 256 160 77 19
426 Why, thank you! I think you're cute too. 1.4487 0.04051 263 169 70 24
427 Sure I'm related to the Bat family, but I've been tested. 1.4483 0.04284 261 174 57 30
428 ...with cheese. And to follow that I'll have the cheese but please just cheese. 1.4483 0.04486 261 180 45 36
429 Just a drink for now, I'm expecting 10,000 friends.... 1.4483 0.04036 261 167 71 23
430 I'll be back in the kitchen as soon as my vacation is over." 1.4483 0.04109 261 169 67 25
431 Are there free refills with the cheese plate? 1.4471 0.04358 255 171 54 30
432 That's right, mac and cheese and hold the mac." 1.4471 0.04065 255 163 70 22
433 No I haven’t but my brother and his family ate here last night and loved the food! 1.4471 0.03871 255 158 80 17
434 I'll have what he's having after he's finished with it. 1.4471 0.04287 255 169 58 28
435 Are there humans in the kitchen too? I'm not sure I can eat here. 1.4466 0.04455 253 172 49 32
436 Sharp cheddar - hold the trap, please. 1.4466 0.04384 253 170 53 30
437 YOUR BEST BRIE, PLEASE..HOLD THE CATNIP 1.4466 0.04728 253 180 33 40
438 You're the only kitchen using masks. 1.4466 0.04525 253 174 45 34
439 Sure Honz... We serve rats... vermin... even Congressmen. 1.4466 0.04420 253 171 51 31
440 So, what time do you get off? 1.4462 0.04410 251 169 52 30
441 I'll have the roasted cat, and a slice of cheesecake for dessert. 1.4462 0.04517 251 172 46 33
442 Sir, your Tinder date left due to fact that you look nothing like your profile. 1.4462 0.04149 251 162 66 23
443 Oh, thank goodness -- I thought this said 'chocolate mouse.' 1.4458 0.04055 249 158 71 20
444 I don't normally eat in places that would have me for a customer. 1.4458 0.04362 249 166 55 28
445 It's OK. I'm an emotional support rat. It's my day off. 1.4458 0.04134 249 160 67 22
446 The health inspector’s in the kitchen so I’m on break. 1.4458 0.04094 249 159 69 21
447 Just a slice of the gouda from the lower shelf of the walk-in pantry with the wax that's difficult to chew through. 1.4449 0.04100 245 161 61 23
448 Two of my friends will join me but we need the menu in braille. 1.4449 0.04377 245 163 55 27
449 What do you recommend to someone who's tried everything? 1.4449 0.04018 245 154 73 18
450 I would like all the table scraps and a glass of Merlot, please. 1.4440 0.04236 250 164 61 25
451 Tell me about your floor to table specials. 1.4440 0.04217 250 166 58 26
452 If I press the lever twice, can I get anything on the menu? 1.4440 0.04349 250 167 55 28
453 With all that's going on in the world, I thought you'd appreciate the business. 1.4440 0.04121 250 161 67 22
454 Just the basics please, I'm as poor as a church mouse. 1.4440 0.04349 250 167 55 28
455 I am celebrating the year of the Rat, the rest of my party is in your kitchen. 1.4435 0.04448 248 168 50 30
456 I'm nocturnal, can I get breakfast now? 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
457 But, madam, I AM the health inspector. 1.4435 0.04299 248 164 58 26
458 I'll need another minute. Frankly, you caught me off guard. I didn't expect to make it this far. 1.4435 0.04222 248 162 62 24
459 On the dessert menu - that's chocolate MOUSSE, right? 1.4435 0.04374 248 166 54 28
460 How's the chocolate mousse today? 1.4435 0.04411 248 167 52 29
461 It's so good being out of that kitchen once in a while. 1.4435 0.03984 248 156 74 18
462 The cat is away so I thought I’d dine out. 1.4435 0.04065 248 158 70 20
463 It's prounounced "moos". 1.4435 0.04024 248 157 72 19
464 This place isn't my usual hole in the wall 1.4435 0.04222 248 162 62 24
465 So how’s your ratatouille tonight 1.4435 0.04485 248 169 48 31
466 My brother in the kitchen thinks the Boeuf bourguignon is divine. 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
467 When I was growing up , my family ate here a lot. 1.4435 0.03984 248 156 74 18
468 No, I’m not ratatouille, I’m just a mouse in a Resturant 1.4435 0.04485 248 169 48 31
469 Here’s to deregulation! 1.4426 0.04070 244 155 70 19
470 Your website did NOT say jacket and pants required! 1.4426 0.03900 244 156 70 18
471 I'll have the trap-cheese special. 1.4426 0.04757 244 173 34 37
472 How do you serve the cheese? 1.4426 0.04465 244 165 50 29
473 Yes, I’ll have what the cat dragged in please. 1.4426 0.04152 244 157 66 21
474 What do you have that's not fresh? 1.4426 0.03986 244 153 74 17
475 Just the menu for me, I'm making a new nest. 1.4426 0.04311 244 161 58 25
476 ``Hey, you live in 3B! Congrats on the new cleaning regimen.'' 1.4426 0.04613 244 169 42 33
477 My accent? Norwegian. 1.4426 0.04152 244 157 66 21
478 No, I haven't. Who's John Steinbeck? 1.4422 0.04261 251 166 59 26
479 You're not just making fun of me? You actually have cheesecake?!?!? 1.4421 0.04297 242 159 59 24
480 I'm sitting here naked, and you haven't asked why! 1.4421 0.04337 242 159 57 25
481 No, I'm not Remy of "Ratatouille" fame 1.4418 0.04613 249 174 40 35
482 I'll have the Quiche, Lorraine. 1.4418 0.04470 249 170 48 31
483 Please don't seat any cats within six feet of me. 1.4418 0.04209 249 163 62 24
484 I'll take your biggest steak. I have to report to the testing lab tomorrow. 1.4418 0.04266 249 172 47 30
485 Is it cage-free? 1.4417 0.04323 240 158 58 24
486 You know what, the cat’s away, add a side of bacon! 1.4408 0.03910 245 155 73 17
487 Please tell me the ratatouille isn't what I think it is. 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
488 Whew! I better get some eyeglasses! For a second there I thought the dessert menu said Chocolate MOUSE. 1.4403 0.04283 243 159 59 24
489 Since Corona, restaurants are just happy for any business 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
490 how soon can you have my sandwich ready? I don't want to be trapped here all afternoon 1.4403 0.04515 243 166 47 30
491 Can you tell me how the ratatouille was prepared? 1.4403 0.04162 243 157 65 21
492 Goddamn, Coronavirus! I’m trying to get my dick wet! 1.4403 0.04912 243 177 25 41
493 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.4403 0.04401 243 163 53 27
494 I’m not alone 1.4403 0.04439 243 164 51 28
495 I know, I know - these days you should avoid crowded places like the plague 1.4403 0.04162 243 157 65 21
496 I’ll have the vegetarian VERMINcelli special. 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
497 The reviews are saying the food is straight out of the dump" 1.4398 0.04543 241 165 46 30
498 Cheese Platter? I smell a trap 1.4398 0.04427 241 162 52 27
499 Can I have the cheese on a plate instead of a trap this time, please? 1.4393 0.04494 239 162 49 28
500 Does that come without a trap? 1.4393 0.04833 239 171 31 37
501 Just me tonight! My friend got trapped in a meeting. 1.4388 0.04107 237 151 68 18
502 Do you have any vegan options? 1.4385 0.04611 244 170 41 33
503 Can you hold the cheese? I’m trying to quit. 1.4385 0.04463 244 166 49 29
504 I'll start with the random nibbling of your loosely stored perishables, followed by the befoulment of your cutlery and service sets with droppings, and I'll finish with the closing of this establishment by the Health Department. 1.4380 0.04090 242 155 68 19
505 So you see, my other two blind friends are running a tad late. 1.4378 0.04415 233 155 54 24
506 Hold the cheese today, Maureen. I'm trying paleo. 1.4364 0.04290 236 155 59 22
507 I’m on a keto diet. So let’s put the cute back in charcuterie! 1.4364 0.04729 236 166 37 33
508 Could I please see your small plates menu? 1.4364 0.04205 236 153 63 20
509 Just a little peanut butter please. Hold the springy thing. 1.4364 0.04414 236 158 53 25
510 I’d like that to go ... no box ... just throw it in the dumpster out back. 1.4364 0.04414 236 158 53 25
511 I usually eat for free in the kitchen. 1.4364 0.04052 236 152 66 18
512 do all of these come with cheese! 1.4364 0.04691 236 165 39 32
513 And how many lever pushes is the ravioli? 1.4364 0.04454 236 159 51 26
514 I decided to come out of the closet 1.4364 0.04247 236 153 61 21
515 What do you recommend for someone who's lactose intolerant ? 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
516 Do you have anything cruelty-free? 1.4359 0.04563 234 160 46 28
517 ‘This place is a lot nicer than the last hole in the wall I went to’ 1.4359 0.04441 234 157 52 25
518 Yes, but in the kitchen there's always the danger of being stepped on. 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
519 Can I see the kids menu. 1.4353 0.04633 232 160 43 29
520 I'll have yesterday's special. 1.4353 0.04076 232 147 69 16
521 I’ll have the mac n cheese. Hold the mac. 1.4353 0.04385 232 154 55 23
522 Could I get the cheese plate and a stopwatch? I'm working on my PR." 1.4353 0.04830 232 165 33 34
523 Are you with the other two on the blind date? 1.4353 0.04385 232 154 55 23
524 You misspelled mousse. 1.4353 0.04166 232 149 65 18
525 I'll have a cheese burger - hold the burger. 1.4353 0.04166 232 149 65 18
526 I have three friends joining me, but they're going for a run right now. Do you have any braille menus? 1.4353 0.04211 232 150 63 19
527 I found you on MapQuest. Beats looking for food in a maze. 1.4346 0.04233 237 155 61 21
528 I'll have whatever the chef thinks will A Maze me. 1.4346 0.04675 237 166 39 32
529 I’ll have a glass of the Mousecato. 1.4346 0.04825 237 170 31 36
530 My wife says your beer cheese soup is to die for. 1.4335 0.04327 233 154 57 22
531 The cheese... does it stand alone? 1.4335 0.04370 233 155 55 23
532 Is the trash fresh? 1.4335 0.04284 233 153 59 21
533 No, seriously- I can't read. What's on the menu? 1.4329 0.04266 231 151 60 20
534 I'm squeaking as loud as I can! 1.4329 0.04354 231 153 56 22
535 I'll let you know I own this place. 1.4329 0.04767 231 163 36 32
536 I also used to wait tables until Walt discovered me. 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
537 Will it take long? I’m on my lunch hour from the lab. 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
538 'Do you take moustercard?' 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
539 After sampling your kitchen, I thought I'd move up to the menu. 1.4329 0.04132 231 148 66 17
540 I don’t know what changed but I’ve been trying to get a reservation for months. 1.4329 0.04177 231 149 63 18
541 Doesn’t the chef know that there is more than one way to skin a cat”? 1.4329 0.04727 231 162 38 31
542 I had the fries out back last night so let’s go with the baked potato 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
543 Oh no, I have eaten here before! I've just never ordered off the menu. 1.4329 0.03993 231 145 72 14
544 I’ll have the small cheese plate, please. 1.4329 0.04727 231 162 38 31
545 I'm celebrating. I just won the Maze! 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
546 Why so shocked? You know, I've been coming here through the back door for years! 1.4323 0.04381 229 152 55 22
547 And please make sure it’s from the bottom of the dumpster. Thanks. 1.4323 0.04467 229 154 51 24
548 I’ll take what you put on the traps in the back 1.4317 0.04319 227 147 58 20
549 I run the maze, hit the button -- next thing I know, I'm here ordering lunch. 1.4317 0.04364 227 150 56 21
550 Jeez, it's like a maze out there. 1.4311 0.04525 225 152 49 24
551 I'll have the cat. 1.4311 0.04391 225 149 55 21
552 peanut butter - hold the trap 1.4311 0.04654 225 155 43 27
553 Oh.... MOUSSE! Phew! 1.4311 0.04436 225 150 53 22
554 Normally I dine in the kitchen. 1.4311 0.04207 225 145 63 17
555 My cousin and his family eat here every night 1.4311 0.03964 225 140 73 12
556 I’ll have the cheese soufflé . 1.4311 0.04654 225 155 43 27
557 I'm strychnine intolerant. 1.4311 0.04346 225 148 57 20
558 Is the cheese plate trap free? 1.4310 0.04382 232 155 54 23
559 I'm very excited to eat here, my brother's the chef 1.4310 0.04590 232 160 44 28
560 Do you mind if I run around before I order? 1.4310 0.04549 232 159 46 27
561 Can I get the grilled cheese sandwich, with the cheese on the side? One order of mozzarella sticks, with the cheese on the side. Also, I'll have an order of cheese fries, with the cheese on the side. And, oh what the heck, the baked brie. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
562 I come to this diner every friday to escape the rat race. 1.4292 0.04421 226 151 53 22
563 I said, I’d like the Porterhouse. Why would you think I'd want cheese? 1.4286 0.04265 224 146 60 18
564 No, Karen we carry the black plague, not the corona virus 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
565 Cheese. No crackers. I'm off carbs till my maze time gets better. 1.4286 0.04668 224 155 42 27
566 And, what are your fromages du jour? 1.4286 0.04711 224 156 40 28
567 I always like to have a meal before I decide to move in. 1.4286 0.04312 224 147 58 19
568 I'll have the assorted cheese platter with the traps on the side. 1.4286 0.04753 224 157 38 29
569 Something light. I'll be running through mazes all afternoon. 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
570 I’m from the basement...is there a local’s discount? 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
571 Nothing for me now. I just want to preview what will be on the back alley buffet. 1.4273 0.04366 220 145 56 19
572 Do you think it will be easier to take the subway stairs with a square slice? 1.4267 0.04694 225 157 40 28
573 Can you tell me a little more about the moussaka? 1.4267 0.04010 225 142 70 13
574 I’m practicing social distancing. 1.4266 0.04582 218 148 47 23
575 This place is much nicer than my usual hole-in-the-wall. 1.4266 0.04296 218 142 59 17
576 I'll have whatever they don't finish 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
577 You can't call a paying customer "vermin." 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
578 No, I've never been a customer here, but I've been in the kitchen. 1.4245 0.04430 212 140 54 18
579 Can I get it to go? 1.4240 0.04822 217 153 36 28
580 I'll have the fettuccine-hold the Alfredo. I'm lactose intolerant. And is the pasta gluten-free? 1.4240 0.05039 217 158 26 33
581 Cheese! Neat! 1.4240 0.04357 217 143 56 18
582 The subway cuisine just isn’t doing it for me anymore ! 1.4240 0.04308 217 142 58 17
583 CHEESE, with extra cheese. 1.4240 0.04642 217 149 44 24
584 I eat here all the time! 1.4240 0.04258 217 141 60 16
585 Oh god no, I went dairy free years ago. 1.4240 0.04283 217 144 55 18
586 I'll have whatever the guy next to me doesn't finish. 1.4240 0.04308 217 142 58 17
587 I'm the kitchen mouse. It's my night off. 1.4240 0.04258 217 141 60 16
588 When my husband gets here, just scream. 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
589 I'm with the CDC, trying to keep New Yorkers out of restaurants. Can I get a plate of gruyere to start? 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
590 This place got great reviews on Trapadvisor! 1.4240 0.04733 217 151 40 26
591 And at these prices, you won't see many more. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
592 I'll just wait for my friends. There will be a thousand of us. 1.4225 0.04363 213 140 56 17
593 The chef is my friend 1.4225 0.04935 213 152 32 29
594 You free tonight? Minnie is out of town. 1.4225 0.04208 213 137 62 14
595 And why, exactly, is "Grade Pending" your rating?" 1.4225 0.04980 213 153 30 30
596 I’ll have the ’poisson’. Just a little inside joke. 1.4225 0.04363 213 140 56 17
597 This menu is in Vole. Do you have one in Mouse? 1.4220 0.04293 218 143 58 17
598 I’ll have what everyone else had. 1.4218 0.04154 211 142 52 17
599 Sometimes I just want to be plain old Mick without the red shorts, white gloves and yellow shoes. 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
600 I've been eating for free in the kitchen for so long, I was starting to feel guilty! 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
601 My dream is to be a critic. 1.4218 0.04181 211 135 63 13
602 I'm lactose intolerant. Think of the irony. 1.4218 0.04642 211 144 45 22
603 Either the cat goes or I stop by every day for lunch. 1.4218 0.04593 211 143 47 21
604 I KNOW the kitchen's busy right now - I was there all morning. 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
605 Don’t worry - I used Purell. 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
606 If you feed a mouse a cookie he tips well. 1.4218 0.04235 211 136 61 14
607 I always feel so self-conscious dining alone—tell me, do I look conspicuous? 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
608 I've feasted on your garbage for years so I thought, why not pop in and explore the wine list. 1.4213 0.04010 216 136 69 11
609 I hear that a lot. Guess I have one of those faces... 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
610 Ham and cheese, hold the ham, hold the bread. 1.4198 0.04476 212 142 51 19
611 One cartoonishly large wedge of mysteriously yellow cheese with holes in it, please. 1.4198 0.04575 212 144 47 21
612 Have I eaten here before? Are you kidding - my father and the chef going way back! 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
613 What do you mean no shirt no shoes no service? 1.4195 0.04372 205 134 56 15
614 Just a coffee for now. I'll order when Mr Disney gets here 1.4190 0.04246 210 136 60 14
615 No thanks, I prefer eating without pants. 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
616 What's good? I usually eat at Subway. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
617 Let me guess, you want the ratatouille?" "No, I just want water right now thanks. 1.4190 0.04940 210 150 32 28
618 What kind of cheese is in the cheese omelet? 1.4190 0.04800 210 147 38 25
619 I should know what's good ... I've been living in the kitchen for about three weeks. 1.4190 0.04455 210 140 52 18
620 Yes, with cheese. But hold the trap. 1.4190 0.04246 210 136 60 14
621 I I'll have the catfish with cheese fries. 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
622 Am I too late for the early bird? 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
623 Does the cheese stand alone? 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
624 Anything but catfish. 1.4183 0.04786 208 145 39 24
625 This is my favorite hole in the wall. 1.4183 0.04380 208 137 55 16
626 Hold the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4183 0.04587 208 141 47 20
627 Your trash is all out of today's special. 1.4183 0.04834 208 146 37 25
628 How’s the ratatouille? 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
629 Is that grilled cheese on cheese bread? 1.4183 0.04976 208 149 31 28
630 I see that you guys didn’t pass the health inspection. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
631 I hear your food is garbage. 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
632 I'll have the cheese, but not on one of those fancy wire and timber platters this time. 1.4183 0.04587 208 141 47 20
633 Please leave the poison on the side. No tips if I'm dead! 1.4183 0.04976 208 149 31 28
634 You know I used to hang out with Sinatra, Sammy and Dean, good times. They used to call us the four amigos. 1.4183 0.04882 208 147 35 26
635 Why are you suggesting the cheese plate? Is this some kind of a trap? 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
636 And no cheese, I am lactose intolerant 1.4183 0.04688 208 143 43 22
637 Does the cheese plate have one of those metal springs on it? 1.4183 0.04688 208 143 43 22
638 By the way, I think I just saw a person scurry under the table next to me. 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
639 I've never gotten a booth seat before! I'm usually in the back... 1.4175 0.04355 206 135 56 15
640 I feel like garbage tonight! 1.4175 0.04619 206 140 46 20
641 I’ll have the garbage sampler. 1.4171 0.04489 211 142 50 19
642 Could you recommend a rosé that pairs well with garbage? 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
643 I will have the CHEESEburger with extra CHEESE, and hold the CATsup, please. 1.4171 0.04781 211 148 38 25
644 One small mousse, please. 1.4171 0.04734 211 147 40 24
645 Velveeta? Cheez Whiz? This place has gone downhill. 1.4171 0.04388 211 140 54 17
646 CATFISH PLEASE! 1.4171 0.04734 211 147 40 24
647 I'll have what they're not having. 1.4167 0.04356 204 136 52 16
648 Just water, please. I’m meeting some friends here after you close. 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
649 Yeah, I eat here all the time but this is my first time using the front door. 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
650 Is your garbage locally sourced? 1.4167 0.04804 204 142 39 23
651 That's funny, Betty, I thought YOUR boat sank! 1.4167 0.05001 204 146 31 27
652 A wonderful moment for myself between litters. 1.4167 0.04493 204 136 51 17
653 I know a lot of the after-hours staff here. 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
654 I’ll need this in braille, please. 1.4167 0.04703 204 140 43 21
655 Just water for now...I’m still waiting for a hundred of my friends. 1.4167 0.04439 204 135 53 16
656 I’ll have your Rioja Alta 890 Gran Reserva from 2005, two glasses, and send the violinist over. 1.4167 0.04651 204 139 45 20
657 Are you sure these cats here are all vegetarians? 1.4163 0.04767 209 146 39 24
658 I just love little holes-in-the-wall 1.4150 0.04609 200 135 47 18
659 What did the cat drag in? 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
660 I'll have the lasagna...and do you have a small box I could give birth in? 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
661 Nothing for me now, thanks — I'm waiting for friends. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
662 Are the snails fresh? 1.4138 0.05066 203 147 28 28
663 The folks wanted me to scope the place out before we move in next week.” 1.4138 0.04340 203 133 56 14
664 Should I be wearing pants? 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
665 Could I see a cruelty-free menu, please? 1.4138 0.04870 203 143 36 24
666 The cheese plate without the trap, thank you. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
667 Crunchy peanut butter, hold the trap. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
668 I'm waiting for my friend from the Health Department. 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
669 What do you recommend? I hear this place is better than the pizza joint in the subway... 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
670 No thanks. I'll just hang out until closing time and help myself. 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
671 Is the ratatouille vegetarian? 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
672 I eat here all the time ... just not at this table ... or any table. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
673 No, I don't want the mousse. And stop with the french accent, this is a diner. 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
674 Yes, in a box please. It's safer when you have to chew through a container. 1.4138 0.04870 203 143 36 24
675 Does the cheese come without a trap? 1.4138 0.04768 203 141 40 22
676 No thanks, I’m actually lactose intolerant. 1.4138 0.04665 203 139 44 20
677 I heard your aged cheeses are quite exceptional. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
678 What's the oldest thing in your alley garbage can? 1.4138 0.05114 203 148 26 29
679 Do you have any lactose-free cheese? 1.4138 0.04969 203 145 32 26
680 I'll have a cheeseburger. Extra cheese. Hold the bun. Hold the burger. 1.4138 0.04368 203 136 51 16
681 Is Tom in? 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
682 No cheese on that, please. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
683 Rather than order off the menu, I would prefer if I could scurry about your pantry for a bit. 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
684 I'll have the cheese platter, but without all the trappings. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
685 I’ll have the cheeseburger and hold the burger. 1.4138 0.03927 203 136 54 13
686 I will order the cheesecake special now and eat the crumbs later when you close. Sebouh Kandilian Lexington Ma 02421 1.4138 0.05066 203 147 28 28
687 It did more than just raise my IQ. What time do you get off work? 1.4133 0.04619 196 132 47 17
688 I have a friend who used to work here. 1.4133 0.04326 196 127 57 12
689 I just scurried in from the kitchen so I know you are not out of the #3. 1.4133 0.04445 196 129 53 14
690 Before I decide, let me say how impressed I am about your diversity policy 1.4129 0.04803 201 140 39 22
691 I ran the maze all week. Today is my cheat day! 1.4121 0.04340 199 130 56 13
692 I'll have whatever the cat dragged in. 1.4121 0.04568 199 134 48 17
693 'The place is crawling with vermin. Four stars.' That was me. 1.4121 0.04455 199 132 52 15
694 Take a wild guess. 1.4121 0.04398 199 131 54 14
695 Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the cheese, give me a check for the toast, and you haven't broken any rules. 1.4121 0.05043 199 143 30 26
696 I'll take the cheese that stands alone. 1.4118 0.04698 204 141 42 21
697 Just espresso, please. Taking a break from a huge family reunion in the kitchen. 1.4118 0.04434 204 141 44 19
698 How's the veal? 1.4118 0.04800 204 143 38 23
699 I'll have whatever's on trap. 1.4118 0.04153 204 131 62 11
700 What wine do you recommend with subway pizza? 1.4118 0.03756 204 137 55 12
701 It's nice to eat in the front of the house for a change! 1.4118 0.04594 204 139 46 19
702 Would it be awkward if I asked for a Corona?" 1.4118 0.04434 204 136 52 16
703 I'll have the cheese-infused cheese with extra cheese. 1.4112 0.04683 197 137 40 20
704 No, I said chocolate mousse! 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
705 And when you bring it to the table, just drop it on the floor and maybe step on it a couple times. 1.4112 0.04486 197 131 51 15
706 A double please. They've run out of monkeys to test on. 1.4112 0.05182 197 144 25 28
707 I'll have the shrimp scampi and a glass of chianti. And can you let me know when the health inspector leaves? 1.4112 0.04978 197 140 33 24
708 Just a quick bite for me, then I'll need to scurry off! 1.4112 0.04820 197 137 39 21
709 I already know today’s specials... I have friends in the kitchen 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
710 Of COURSE I'd like cheese with that! 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
711 I’ll take mine grilled. I’ve lived in your breading, and frankly, it’s not that great. 1.4112 0.04486 197 131 51 15
712 Have your menus been sanitized? 1.4112 0.04369 197 129 55 13
713 I'm surprised I've made it this far, Millie! I can't read. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
714 I hear your appetizers are amazing! I have family that has been living in the kitchen for years, now. 1.4112 0.04486 197 131 51 15
715 What sort of light fare do you have? I’m really just a nibbler. 1.4112 0.03932 197 122 69 6
716 I'll have a cheese plate to start, then mac and cheese followed by cheesecake. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
717 That’s alright, I don’t mind people staring. Even New Yorkers haven’t gotten used to attractive females dining alone in public! 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
718 And please make sure you wash the lettuce for 20 seconds. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
719 I think we both have the same stylist. 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
720 A nibble of cheddar, hold the trap. 1.4103 0.05068 195 140 30 25
721 I’ll have a cheese and tonic. 1.4103 0.05068 195 140 30 25
722 Would it be too much trouble to make the pancakes in the shape of my face? 1.4103 0.04855 195 136 38 21
723 I'm celebrating the Chinese year of the rat. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
724 Miss, the fact that I can speak, doesn't mean I can read 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
725 No, not the brie. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4103 0.04909 195 137 36 22
726 I'll have the ratatouille, no pun intended. 1.4103 0.05172 195 142 26 27
727 I'd like the cheese without the spring loaded thingy 1.4103 0.04458 195 129 52 14
728 Actually I treat the whole Year of the Rat as my birthday. 1.4103 0.04398 195 128 54 13
729 Before I order, I just want to say I'm really impressed with the conditions of the kitchen and washrooms. 1.4103 0.04398 195 128 54 13
730 I saw something near your dumpster that looked enticing. 1.4103 0.04398 195 128 54 13
731 In light of recent events I'm choosing to no longer eat at Wet Markets 1.4103 0.05172 195 142 26 27
732 Can I get the Ratatouille, please? 1.4103 0.04717 195 136 39 20
733 I have all this free time since the parks closed. 1.4103 0.04487 195 132 47 16
734 Right? Social distancing is the strangest thing going. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
735 Is the fish fetid? 1.4093 0.04666 193 131 45 17
736 Could I get a table closer to the kitchen? 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
737 Oh, al Pesto. I thought you said pest control. 1.4084 0.04581 191 128 48 15
738 I love a good hole in the wall . 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
739 This looks much better than that hole-in-the-wall I usually eat at. 1.4084 0.04699 191 130 44 17
740 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. 1.4082 0.04995 196 140 32 24
741 Is the fish rotten? 1.4074 0.04734 189 129 43 17
742 The health inspector should be joining me shortly. 1.4072 0.04288 194 126 57 11
743 I'll take the usual: extra cheese, hold the trap. 1.4072 0.04925 194 137 35 22
744 I feel adventurous today. I'm gonna go with the Camembert! 1.4072 0.04760 194 134 41 19
745 You thought I was going to say extra cheese but what I really want are extra anchovies. 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
746 I'm excited to try this place, the reviews are terrible! 1.4072 0.04410 194 128 53 13
747 I'll have what they're having, later. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
748 Why are you asking if I've dined here before? Are you trying to get this place shut down?! 1.4072 0.04816 194 135 39 20
749 I'll have what didn't sell last night. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
750 Hold the catsup! 1.4072 0.04979 194 138 33 23
751 I'll take the ratatouille special and hold the decon. 1.4072 0.05138 194 141 27 26
752 I’ll have the rat trap special. 1.4072 0.05138 194 141 27 26
753 "...and when you bring it please drop it on the floor." 1.4072 0.04646 194 132 45 17
754 do you have cheese? no mousetrap? 1.4072 0.05241 194 143 23 28
755 I'll just do the house red and whatever fell on the floor. 1.4072 0.04349 194 127 55 12
756 Please stay at least 6 feet away -- you humans are filthy! 1.4072 0.04871 194 136 37 21
757 Just what exactly is in the Moussaka? 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
758 You’re sure they wash their hands for at least 20 seconds? 1.4072 0.04760 194 134 41 19
759 I’ll have the same as last week, you know, the awful smelling garbage in the alley. 1.4072 0.05138 194 141 27 26
760 I usually eat from your dumpster, but with this Covid-19 issue, I figured I'd support my local small business. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
761 No, thank you. I already had a nibble from the special last night. 1.4072 0.04646 194 132 45 17
762 I’ve been through your kitchen, so I pretty much know what I want” 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
763 I don’t have to stay at home since I already carry all the diseases. 1.4072 0.04871 194 136 37 21
764 You know what? I 'll just whatever those two don't finish. 1.4064 0.04522 187 123 50 13
765 What time do you get off work? 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
766 Swiss cheese, hold the trap. 1.4054 0.04956 185 132 32 21
767 A small cheese pizza, and just put it on the floor. 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
768 Just water right now. I'm waiting for my 690 guests. 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
769 My only allergy is to rat bait. 1.4053 0.05165 190 138 27 25
770 My friends in the kitchen recommend the moldy cheese. What do you think? 1.4053 0.05111 190 137 29 24
771 Remember, it's no longer a violation if you are a customer. 1.4053 0.04409 190 125 53 12
772 Do you prefer ‘server’ or ‘waitress?’ Sorry, I usually eat alone in the back. 1.4053 0.04409 190 125 53 12
773 Do you have ‘Bubble and Squeak?’ 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
774 I'll have macaroni and cheese please. Hold the macaroni. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
775 It's not often I find the bench height in proportion to my body type. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
776 This quarantine has broadened my horizons. I can get into anywhere in New York now, no wait... 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
777 I’m assuming the mousse isn’t a typo 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
778 I think I'll go straight to the cheeseboard" 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
779 No, Stuart Little is my cousin though.. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
780 Oh, I know the menu. I have eaten here multiple times, just not at a table. 1.4053 0.04440 190 128 48 14
781 Hmm. The selection is more limited than in subway tunnels. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
782 A new patron? Well, I've been behind this establishment for a long time. 1.4053 0.04409 190 125 53 12
783 I'll take whatever it is you throw in the trash and put in the alley at closing. It's delicious. 1.4051 0.04627 195 133 45 17
784 How old is the cheddar? 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
785 Hot dog. Chicago style. 1.4051 0.04684 195 134 43 18
786 Do you have any small plates? 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
787 Wow, you have so many more choices than Subway! 1.4043 0.04375 188 123 54 11
788 Is the cheese artisanal? 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
789 No, I'm tired of cheese. I'll have the tuna on rye. 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
790 Oh, I see, it says MOUSSE. Well, alright then.... 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
791 I'll have what the gentleman in the corner is having after he's done with it. 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
792 I need a quick bite. My wife and kids are waiting for me in the kitchen. 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
793 No MSG, please. 1.4043 0.04867 188 131 38 19
794 I’ve had it before. But not that fresh. 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
795 and I'll have the ratatouille 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
796 I'm a companion rat. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
797 Would you be shocked if I said I'll have the cheese plate again tonight? 1.4043 0.04983 188 133 34 21
798 Would you like that served over rice, with a vegetable side or did you just want to gnaw through the box? 1.4043 0.04983 188 133 34 21
799 This place is a lot fancier than hole in the wall I usually eat at. 1.4043 0.04309 188 122 56 10
800 Just checking...the plate on which the cheese selection is served isn't spring-loaded, correct? 1.4043 0.04503 188 130 42 16
801 Cheese. Hold the trap. 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
802 So is it true, Mickey was discovered here? 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
803 I'll have the catfish, as usual. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
804 I was wondering if I could see your “small plates” menu? 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
805 Salmon Mousse... that's not a typo, is it? 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
806 I think I'll have the chocolate mousse. 1.4043 0.05151 188 136 28 24
807 I'll start with the Welsh rarebit - hold the bread; a cheeseburger - hold the burger; a side of Cheetos; cheese puffs, extra Velveeta; chile con queso - hold the chile; macaroni & cheese, no macaroni. And for dessert, cheesecake, no crust. 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
808 I'd like the pre-show prix-fixe special. I have tickets to "Cats" at 8. 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
809 I feel like I've been stuck in a maze all day, so yes I sure do want a cocktail! 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
810 Mac and cheese please without the Mac... 1.4043 0.04439 188 124 52 12
811 Normally I only eat out of your dumpster, but I figured why not treat myself for once? 1.4032 0.04271 186 120 57 9
812 Traffic getting here was a maze. 1.4032 0.04405 186 122 53 11
813 One cheese omelette. Hold the eggs 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
814 Just coffee. I ate in the kitchen. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
815 How’s the catfish? 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
816 No, just a cookie please. You must be thinking of my cousin. 1.4032 0.04904 186 130 37 19
817 I will be eating alone today. I have been told to self -isolate. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
818 What's in your garbage? 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
819 With the Spring Vegetables ... that's not a real spring is it? 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
820 I would like to order onion soup without onions and a lot of cheese 1.4032 0.05136 186 134 29 23
821 Could I get the kids’ menu? Food tastes better when I solve a maze first. 1.4032 0.04814 186 131 36 19
822 One cheese board, and hold the trap. 1.4032 0.04470 186 123 51 12
823 Mickey is home with the kids tonight. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
824 All my friends have given this place a great review. 1.4032 0.05021 186 132 33 21
825 I just came out of the kitchen to order the Brie en croute. 1.4032 0.05021 186 132 33 21
826 First, I’d like to see a copy of your health inspection. 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
827 The cook Remy here is a friend of mine. He recommended the Ratatouille, do you agree? 1.4032 0.05079 186 133 31 22
828 When I've eaten here before it was always self service. 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
829 My brother lives in the kitchen and he says the cheese plate is good. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
830 I live literally next door, but I've never ordered off the menu before. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
831 First, do you have any hand sanitizer? 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
832 Is it the same food as in the kitchen? 1.4032 0.04470 186 123 51 12
833 Don't let chef know I'm here. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
834 This place is so fancy compared to the hole in the wall where I usually eat. 1.4032 0.04437 186 125 48 13
835 Look, I understand if you want me out of the kitchen, but I am a paying customer here! 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
836 Tell me, what does the Health Inspector not recommend? 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
837 Well my grandparents emigrated from Norway, but I just think of myself as a kid from Brooklyn. 1.4032 0.04661 186 125 45 15
838 My uncle used to work in the kitchen. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
839 Bring me a dirty, filthy martini, please. 1.4031 0.04752 191 132 41 18
840 I'd like to ask about your Sanitation Grade... 1.4022 0.04535 184 125 45 14
841 L'assiette de fromage, s'il vous plaît. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
842 Catfish dinner please. 1.4022 0.05061 184 131 32 21
843 Is the cheeseburger a trap? 1.4022 0.04502 184 122 50 12
844 The regular menu, please, I’ve been anthropomorphized. 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
845 Do you have the $6.99 all-you-can eat mouse special today? 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
846 I'd like the Welsh rarebit with a side of greens. Oh, and a large glass of the vintage Chardonnay, please. 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
847 I’d like the cheese plate if it comes without a maze. 1.4022 0.04882 184 128 38 18
848 May I have the chicken bone with mashed sandwich, and the mixed browns. 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
849 Garbage salad, dirty rice, and crumb cake. 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
850 What's not fresh today? 1.4011 0.04363 182 121 50 11
851 Don't panic. I'm working undercover for the health commissioner. 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
852 Please hurry, you're scaring the elephants at table 4. 1.4011 0.04600 182 122 47 13
853 I'd like that with extra cheese, please. 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
854 Usually I eat directly off the menu, but are substitutions allowed? 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
855 You ever have one of those dreams where everyone thinks you're a mouse? 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
856 If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff. 1.4011 0.05113 187 135 29 23
857 One draggable slice of cold pizza, please. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
858 Is the slow braised cat domestic or wild ? 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
859 I'll just have the appetizer, I only feel like nibbling. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
860 Can I get flies with that? 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
861 I usually eat at the kitchen but today they are having an inspection. 1.3989 0.04669 178 120 45 13
862 I'll have what Mickey had. 1.3989 0.04389 178 116 53 9
863 I asked "How's the mousse?" 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
864 Does the cheese plate come with or without a maze? 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
865 I believe I saw a critic scurrying under the booth. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
866 Rumor has it you serve cat here? 1.3978 0.04904 181 129 33 19
867 When the cat's online... 1.3978 0.05295 181 133 24 24
868 I thought I'd make a reservation for the FRONT of the house tonight! 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
869 I 'll have the cat of the day 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
870 Cheese, cheese and more cheese please. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
871 I got tired of the leftovers in the kitchen 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
872 Is the ratatouille organic? 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
873 Fondue Please 1.3978 0.05295 181 133 24 24
874 Would you ever go out with a rat? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
875 I've been trying not to eat as much cheese, but when the cat's away... 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
876 I'm alone tonight. Minnie is self-isolating. How's the ratatouille? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
877 No, I'm not dining alone. The guys from the health department will be here any minute.” 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
878 Can I have the ratatouille? 1.3978 0.04159 181 128 39 14
879 I'd like a the cheese burger, no bun, no patty, and a three egg cheese omelet, no eggs 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
880 I'll have the four cheeses pizza but hold the Warfarin. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
881 Surprise me, sweetheart. Can you do that? 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
882 I’ll have the cheeseburger with extra cheese and without the burger. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
883 What do you have from the trash? 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
884 What's your name, doll? I'm not usually here when you're open. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
885 Ham and Swiss on rye. Hold the ham. Hold the rye. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
886 I’ll get a bacon, eggs, and cheese. Hold the bacon and the eggs. 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
887 My friends tell me the food here is very good. 1.3978 0.05119 181 130 30 21
888 I can't make up my mind. Would you recommend the cheese or the peanut butter? 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
889 Would you like to hear yesterday's specials? 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
890 I think I'll try "Le fromage au gratin." But could I also have some cheese with that? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
891 Whatever he was whipping up in back looked great. 1.3978 0.05119 181 130 30 21
892 What are the suggested wine pairings for the camembert and the delightful pecorino that I had last time? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
893 EEK! A human! 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
894 Is the Ratatouille what I think it is? 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
895 I am expecting twenty more, could I please have a martini? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
896 The cat's away so this mouse is gonna order the crème brûlée. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
897 Your garbage was so tasty I thought I'd try there food in here. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
898 I figure, why scrounge for scraps, when you can have a seat at the table? 1.3978 0.04410 181 119 52 10
899 For a starter I’ll take the cheese platter. For my main course I’ll have the mac and cheese. And for dessert let’s make it a cheesecake. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
900 I bet you’re surprised I can read.. 1.3966 0.05099 179 128 31 20
901 No. I said ‘mousse’. I’ll have the mousse. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
902 Would you mind serving my meal on the floor? 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
903 And could I get that without the poison, please? 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
904 Yes, I have eaten here before. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
905 No no, I meant the mousse. 1.3966 0.04580 179 120 47 12
906 I'l have the special of the day, but make it a day from last year. 1.3956 0.04594 182 123 46 13
907 This is the wine menu. I asked for the cheese menu. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
908 Fromage! Oh! I’ll have a croissant on the side. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
909 How's the cheese tonight? 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
910 I want to talk to the chef 1.3955 0.05264 177 129 26 22
911 I Remy,want to see if your ratatouille is as good as mine 1.3955 0.05264 177 129 26 22
912 Give me the same thing Mighty usually orders. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
913 I'd like the dumpster special du jour. 1.3955 0.05140 177 127 30 20
914 Oh, Pizza Rat? That's my cousin. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
915 Do you have a Bait Menu? 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
916 I think I'll just go straight to the cheese course, please 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
917 Our special today is Ratatouille, with extra cheese. 1.3955 0.05384 177 131 22 24
918 Please tell Chef Rémy to hold the cheese -- I'm lactose-intolerant. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
919 I will try the cheese sampler again, this time have them hold the trap. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
920 I saw a YELP review that said this place was garbage. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
921 May I have no Mac on my Cheese? 1.3955 0.04544 177 118 48 11
922 I know the menu well, I spend a lot of time in your kitchen 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
923 I'll have whatever you have." 1.3955 0.05264 177 129 26 22
924 Roquefort, Manchego and Brin d'Amour, please. I think I'll try all sheep tonight. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
925 Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the bread and the ham, bring me the cheese, give me a cheque for the ham sandwich and you haven't broken any rules. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
926 Is all your filth locally sourced? 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
927 Do you have a pre-clinical trial menu? 1.3955 0.04508 177 120 45 12
928 Cat got your tongue? 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
929 I love your menu. Tell me about the Emmental. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
930 I'll start with the cheese plate. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
931 I know it's not on the menu, but I saw some earlier in the kitchen. 1.3944 0.04491 180 120 49 11
932 Ratatouille? 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
933 No Cilantro, I hate Cilantro 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
934 I'd like a slice of half-eaten pizza, a glass of dirty water and a side of cigar butts. 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
935 i will have what is left of that table's dish please. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
936 Don’t look so surprised. They kicked me out of the kitchen. 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
937 Can I get the small plates menu? 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
938 May I have the macaroni on the side? 1.3944 0.05014 180 128 33 19
939 I'll have the Philly cheesesteak. Hold the steak. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
940 But I saw Monterrey Jack out in the dumpster. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
941 Pizza Rat says this place is fabulous. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
942 I would like a Margherita pizza with lots of EXTRA CHEESE !!!! 1.3944 0.05256 180 132 25 23
943 I'll have the house special but hold the quinoa and amaranth. 1.3944 0.05136 180 130 29 21
944 ...the chocolate mousse--I hope that's not a typo. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
945 I'll have the "while the cats away" special 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
946 I can't read... just bring me a few slices of american cheese and a booster seat. 1.3943 0.04505 175 116 49 10
947 What kind of cheese comes in the trap? 1.3943 0.04989 175 123 35 17
948 I’ll have the ratatouille with fava beans and a nice chianti 1.3933 0.04927 178 125 36 17
949 Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter. We hate cheese. 1.3933 0.04453 178 123 42 13
950 I hope you don't have a human infestation in your kitchen. 1.3933 0.04862 178 124 38 16
951 Can you please send over the sommelier? I have some questions about wine and cheese pairings. 1.3933 0.04662 178 121 44 13
952 I'll have what the cockroach at the next table is having. 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
953 All those years struggling to navigate the maze ... totally worth it! 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
954 Scraps of hamburger, hotdog and a knish all on a partially eaten sesame seed bun please 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
955 Do you have anything left over from last Thursday? 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
956 What can you comp me as an influencer? 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
957 Is Minnie in the kitchen today? 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
958 What time is happy hour for the dumpster? 1.3918 0.04898 171 121 34 16
959 Grilled cheese. Hold the bread. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
960 What kind of cheeses do you have? 1.3918 0.05335 171 125 25 21
961 I'll just have the amuse bouche. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
962 I’ll have the pasta... ro dente. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
963 I already got some appetizers in the kitchen. What's today's special? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
964 How is the amouse-bouche? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
965 Could I see the cheese list? 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
966 And which maze did you say the gruyere was sourced from again? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
967 I used to eat here a lot. Before I joined the Health Department. 1.3918 0.05335 171 125 25 21
968 I was in Ratatouille with Peter O'Toole, who was in High Spirits with Steve Guttenberg, who was in Diner with Kevin Bacon. That's why I'm in a diner asking for bacon. 1.3918 0.05138 171 122 31 18
969 Can you assure me that everything here is "sqeaky" clean? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
970 Chicken Cacciatore with extra cat. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
971 I'll have the crumbs of the day! 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
972 I'm not ready to order yet. I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She'll be wearing a red and white polka dot dress and a matching bow in her hair. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
973 Oh, good, a new menu. I can't wait to forage through your garbage. 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
974 Yes, that's what you'd think, but I'm actually lactose intolerant. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
975 Yeah I’ll take the leftovers from 3A and that pizza box from 5C, thanks 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
976 I’m waiting on a few dozen friends. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
977 I read your review in the public health notices and just had to try it. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
978 Oddly, no. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
979 How big is the large 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
980 ...And if i find a mousetrap in my entree, I’ll fucking sue. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
981 Oh, I'm very particular. If people don't refer to a restaurant as a 'hole in the wall,' I just won't go there! 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
982 I'll take a face full of your ass-cheese, Mam! 1.3882 0.05483 170 127 20 23
983 I was going to check out the burger place across the street, but I heard they have a pest problem. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
984 May I have that to go. I have a ship to catch. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
985 I'm waiting for 2 more, and we'll need large print menus, please. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
986 Your finest crumb, please. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
987 Tell me again what’s in a mousse? 1.3882 0.04469 170 120 37 13
988 Your kitchen is rated #1 in the ZARAT guide. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
989 Give me $1000 and I won't report my presence here to the health department. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
990 I'll have the Swiss Raclette without all the trappings. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
991 Legally, you have to tell me if you are a health inspector. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
992 Can you recommend a nice selection of cheeses for me to nibble on while I wait for the rest of my family to arrive? 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
993 I'll have a blue, swiss, gorgonzola, feta, romano on brie 1.3882 0.04508 170 118 40 12
994 To Brie or Not to Brie 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
995 I got tired of social distancing 1.3879 0.04597 165 110 46 9
996 I was told this place was a real hole in the wall, so I couldn’t resist. 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
997 No, I'll have the chocolate mousse. Mousse with a double s. 1.3869 0.04619 168 113 45 10
998 And your fromage du jour? 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
999 I’m eating healthier, before it goes in the trash, 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
1000 How much off if it's been dropped on the floor? 1.3869 0.04541 168 112 47 9
1001 Now that people are afraid to go out, I'm not looking so far fetched as a customer, am I? 1.3869 0.05131 168 120 31 17
1002 Can I substitute the ratatouille for a side salad? 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
1003 Does your kitchen have a "A" rating? 1.3869 0.05200 168 121 29 18
1004 I’m celebrating. No one is blaming this one on me. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
1005 what did the cat bring in tonight ? 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
1006 About how stinky is the “super-stinky moldy cheese roll”? 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
1007 Can you please make sure that the milk arrives at the same time as the cookie? 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
1008 Thanks for taking my order, usually I just get hit with a broom…” 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
1009 I'll go with the daily special of the five cheese lasagna." 1.3846 0.04238 169 122 34 13
1010 My friends in your dumpster say your food is excellent! 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
1011 Medium rotten please. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
1012 No, for here, why? 1.3841 0.04444 164 108 49 7
1013 Don't worry, I don't have coronavirus. 1.3832 0.05354 167 123 24 20
1014 I’ll get a cookie, and then I’ll want a glass of milk, and then I’ll want another cookie. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1015 No, I don't want to order from the à la cat menu 1.3832 0.04823 167 118 35 14
1016 Yes, the cheese course. 1.3832 0.04553 167 112 46 9
1017 I couldn't help noticing that your mom texted you while I was giving birth in your purse. 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
1018 No that's MOUSSE, I want! 1.3832 0.05113 167 122 27 18
1019 I read your restaurant review in the latest Health Board report. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1020 I hear you failed inspection so no, I won't be dining alone. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1021 And the block of cheese--how is that prepared? 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1022 Can I get it to go? I need to get back to the kitchen. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1023 I noticed on your window that you received a "C" from the board of health. Can you tell me why? 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
1024 Comment est le frommage? 1.3832 0.04392 167 115 42 10
1025 How big is the cheese platter for one ? 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
1026 And make it quick. I've got to scurry. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1027 No cheese -- I'm lactose intolerant 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
1028 Oh, and please let the chef know I'm allergic to d-CON. 1.3832 0.04709 167 114 42 11
1029 I’d like to see your cheese list, please. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1030 How's the cat today? 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1031 Let's just go with your most classic charcuterie board with everything broken up into crumbs. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1032 Yeah, they closed Disneyland, so I got the night off, thought I'd treat myself. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1033 The cheese cart, please. 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
1034 Actually, if you must know, I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
1035 Got any more of that cheesecake I was eating in the kitchen? 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
1036 Some broccoli cheddar soup and you won't hear a squeak on Yelp. 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
1037 Cat's liver and a side of cheese. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
1038 Squeal me a bubble and squeak baby, well rodent, chinchilla dressing and dont weasel me on the size 1.3832 0.05553 167 126 18 23
1039 I'm going to go with the small plates. 1.3832 0.05286 167 122 26 19
1040 I hear the Gouda is good, but is the Cheddar better? 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
1041 This is no hole in the wall! Believe you me! 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
1042 Waitress: Dining Alone? Mouse: Yeah, my family prefers to eat in the kitchen. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1043 You know what? I'll have anything, absolutely anything. 1.3827 0.04302 162 110 44 8
1044 ... and could you bring that at the start of the maze today instead of the end? 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
1045 Ratatouille and plateau de fromages,please. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
1046 Ratatouille? What are you, sick? 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
1047 I'll have the cheese special. Hold the trap. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
1048 Give me another minute — I’m still de-baiting. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
1049 Well, it provides a nice break from the rat race. 1.3827 0.04477 162 107 48 7
1050 No, you'd think so, but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1051 I am your local health and hygiene inspector. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1052 I'll have the keto cheesecake. 1.3813 0.05528 160 119 21 20
1053 Long story short, the clock struck one and I am hangry. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1054 I know I shouldn't, but I'll have the cheese platter. 1.3813 0.05384 160 117 25 18
1055 I'll have the ratatouille. Ha, ha, just kidding. Make it a cheese plate. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1056 Do you recommend the Ratatouille? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1057 No, she left already. I guess my ears are a little bigger in person than in my profile picture. 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
1058 I just saw the health inspector come in. I'll take it to go. 1.3813 0.05384 160 117 25 18
1059 I'd like a slice of pepperoni pizza but this time on a plate. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1060 Tell me a bit about your cheese board. 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
1061 I would like the tasting menu but with the cheese course first. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1062 No, you heard me right. ALL the cheese 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1063 For the last time: no, I do not want the cheese platter! 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
1064 I don’t mean to be a pest, but what are your gluten and dairy-free, vegan, meat-substitute options? 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
1065 Is there cheese with that? 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
1066 I hid during the inspection. Now I want caviar and fois gras. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1067 My wife's family recommended you. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1068 Since many of your usuals are in quarantine, I figured you needed my business. 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
1069 I really enjoyed the soup you folks left on the counter last night...do you have any more of that?? 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
1070 Well, actually, i'm eating for eight now, so you better sharpen your pencil sweetie. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1071 For me, this *is* social distancing. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1072 Is there a reason why your health department rating is a C? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1073 What are your cat food specials today? 1.3813 0.05457 160 118 23 19
1074 And then I'll have the ratatouille. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1075 The chef is a good friend of mine. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1076 What cheese pairing do you recommend for the mac n cheese? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1077 And can I have the cheese on the side? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1078 I'll take anything that falls on the kitchen floor. 1.3813 0.05160 160 113 31 15
1079 I just need something to nibble on. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1080 Do you have any vegan alternatives? 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
1081 The wine and cheese tasting menu please. Hold the wine. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
1082 I'll have what the Chef was prepping last night while I was underneath the pot sink. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1083 This time I'll have the whole damn pizza! 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1084 Is Pepsi okay? 1.3813 0.05528 160 119 21 20
1085 I’ll wait until my party of 300 arrives. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1086 I'll have the "Chocolate" Mouse". By the way, you spelled "mouse" incorrectly - it's one "s" not two. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1087 I'd like to know about the vins de mice-on, please. 1.3813 0.05599 160 120 19 21
1088 Who moved my cheese? 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1089 Just pretend I'm ordering the daily special and smile at the Health Inspector sitting at the next table. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1090 I'll be ordering for my three guests since they won't be able to see the menu? 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1091 I'll start off with something from the dumpster in the alley, followed by a bowl of whatever it was that the chef dropped on the kitchen floor last night. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1092 Now, does that come with cheese? 1.3810 0.04610 168 114 44 10
1093 By any chance, do you serve cat? 1.3810 0.05260 168 123 26 19
1094 Actually, could I just nose around your dumpster? 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
1095 I'll start with the camembert, aged gruyère for the entree, and finish with a nice slice of roquefort. 1.3810 0.04981 168 119 34 15
1096 I'd like some cheese. With extra cheese, please. Also, two side orders of cheese. And another order of cheese to go. 1.3804 0.04540 163 109 46 8
1097 Can you read this to me? 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
1098 I'd like the Boar's Head Mild Swiss Cheese. 1.3789 0.05428 161 119 23 19
1099 I'll have the cheese balls, extra mold. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
1100 Actually, could you just give me directions to your dumpster 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
1101 ...and I'm lactose-intolerant, so hold the cheese. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1102 A cheese platter with "cats-away" on the side. 1.3774 0.04694 159 113 34 12
1103 The three cheese pizza, but hold the dough. 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
1104 Is there a vegan option? 1.3774 0.04820 159 112 35 12
1105 I know. My whole family is stuck on that same ship. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1106 I'm just grateful to the republican deregulators for addressing anti-rodent discrimination in restaurants. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
1107 I checked the trash bin outside from yesterday. I've marked them. I'll take bag number 2 and a box to go. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1108 I'll have what the others can't finish. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
1109 My cousin knows your kitchen inside out--he recommends the mac and cheese! 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1110 I’ll have the macaroni and cheese with extra cheese, hold the macaroni. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1111 My boss at. the CDC sent me for what he said could be a “last meal”or something. So it’s on his tab. 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
1112 I would like the gourmet cheese place first. 1.3774 0.05549 159 119 20 20
1113 If the foods any good, I’ll be expecting many more of my friends to join me shortly. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
1114 Just water, thanks, and what time does the kitchen close? 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1115 I'll take what they're having. Once they are done. 1.3774 0.04433 159 105 48 6
1116 I'll have a little bit of everything. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
1117 Is it possible to order the cheese without the trap? 1.3774 0.05477 159 118 22 19
1118 Last time I had some blue pellets from the special kitchen tasting menu. Is there any chance the chef can just whip some of that up? 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1119 I'm expecting some friends. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1120 I bet you'd serve Mickey a vodka soda if he asked for one. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1121 I'll wait for the rest of my party to scurry over from the kitchen. 1.3758 0.04373 157 103 49 5
1122 Can I substitute Brie? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1123 I’d like eight pounds of cheese, please, or I go straight to this restaurant’s health inspector 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
1124 "I'll have whatever the other diners can't finish. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
1125 Can I order the Mac and Cheese, but without the Mac? 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
1126 I know. I used to live in the kitchen. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
1127 What's the scrap of the day? 1.3758 0.04278 157 102 51 4
1128 And might I ask just what it is that makes you so certain I am an undercover food critic? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1129 I hear this is Anthony Fauci's favorite table. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
1130 I'll Cut the Cheese! 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1131 I’ll have what ever those people don’t finish. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
1132 I hear from a friend you have an aged lump of grease under the main oven. A bowl of that, thanks. 1.3758 0.04182 157 106 45 6
1133 Yes, the reservation was for me Dr. Hickory Dickory. 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1134 I'll have the large cheese board. You wouldn't believe the maze I had to get through to be here tonight. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
1135 I'll have the cheese du floor. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
1136 Tell the chef he can leave my order behind the fridge. 1.3750 0.04628 160 111 39 10
1137 I'll have the moo shu pork! 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
1138 I'll have a cheese sandwich -- hold the bread. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
1139 I came after sampling your off la carte menu. 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
1140 I'll have the roasted Tabby. 1.3750 0.05375 160 118 24 18
1141 Do you have impossible cheese, I'm lactose intolerant? 1.3750 0.05375 160 118 24 18
1142 I'll have whatever the cat is having, unless that happens to be me. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1143 Actually, I’ve got a cheese allergy. 1.3742 0.05503 155 115 22 18
1144 You should smile more, dear. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1145 Can a mouse get a cookie? 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1146 I'll have the cheese omelet - hold the eggs, hold the onions, with a side of whatever you find under the stove 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1147 I'll have yesterday's special, please. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1148 Can I have a cheeseburger and hold the burger? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1149 Make sure the chef washes his hands. I don't want to catch anything. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1150 How's the vermin-celli? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1151 I'd like the mold on the side, please. 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
1152 Cheese board without the metal thing that would break my neck. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1153 You wouldn’t believe the maze I had to solve to find this hole in the wall. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1154 Let's start with the cheese plate and let it go at that. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1155 Swiss? You have none left. 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
1156 Boy, it seems like just yesterday everyone was blaming us for epidemics! 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1157 Sheesh, that's what I said, hold the cheese! Am I not squeaking loud enough for you? 1.3742 0.05503 155 115 22 18
1158 I’ll start with the 3 day old pizza crusts and a glass of curdled milk. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1159 I'll have a double cheeseburger, hold the burger and bun. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1160 J'aimerais le fromage du jour, s'il vous plaît, et un verre de vin rouge maison. Je vous remercie. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1161 Yes, for starters I’d like the Fromage à Trois and a glass of the Chat-eau du Aubreuvoir. Thank you. 1.3742 0.05427 155 114 24 17
1162 I'd like the 3 cheese mac and cheese - hold the mac 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
1163 Do you have anything that's not poisonous? 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1164 No worries. I’m virus-free. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1165 Why does everyone assume I want pizza? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1166 I'll have the four-cheese ratvioli. 1.3742 0.05349 155 112 26 16
1167 Parlez vous francais? 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1168 Your restroom is out of order? Uh....what's a restroom? 1.3742 0.05727 155 118 16 21
1169 Rat-atouille? Yeah I knew him. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1170 I eat here all the time. This is just the first time I came through the front door. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1171 I'll have the Cheese Special. Hold the traps, please. 1.3742 0.05149 155 113 27 15
1172 Do you do small plates? 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1173 Can I order the macaroni and cheese without the macaroni? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1174 I’ll have a RATatouille !!! 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1175 You got Fox on the menu? 1.3742 0.05109 155 115 24 16
1176 The cheese board—hold the spring. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1177 I had such fond memories of this place that I'm moving back to start a family. 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
1178 I'll take whatever that pasta dish was that got thrown in the dumpster last night 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1179 Are all five cheeses in the penne pasta locally sourced? 1.3742 0.04813 155 109 35 11
1180 Cheese omelet, hold the omelet. 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
1181 I'll have the triple cheese sandwich, and hold the bread please 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1182 No, this is not my the first time I've dined here. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1183 That ratatouille movie broke many barriers for my people. 1.3742 0.04544 155 106 41 8
1184 Would you like your blue cheese dressing on the side?" Bea Fernandez-Medina, State College, Pennsylvania 1.3742 0.05654 155 117 18 20
1185 I don't want to be trapped into ordering cheese. Do you have anything else? 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1186 My diet's gone off the rails: I'll have the cheesecake. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1187 I’ll have the cheese omelet; hold the eggs. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1188 What is your house cheese? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1189 Anything in a fondue? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1190 Got any Ratatouille? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1191 Before I order, I’d like to see your kitchen. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1192 No, I don't care to hear the cheese selection. And that's actually pretty racist. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1193 Will you please move those people fifteen feet away? 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1194 You had me at haloumi. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1195 The rest of my party will be dinning in the kitchen this evening. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1196 I could use a drink after that last maze run. 1.3742 0.04813 155 114 27 14
1197 A party of 30 will be joining me in about 10 minutes. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1198 I resent your stereotyping! No, I don't want 'something with cheese!' 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1199 Of mice and (wo)men 1.3742 0.05579 155 116 20 19
1200 This place has always been my favorite hole-in-the-wall. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1201 You are way too young to remember, but I am 'The Mouse that Roared'! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1202 Don’t worry. Coronavirus was from bats. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1203 Whatever's on the floor would be fine. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
1204 It's nice to get out and try something different than my usual hole in the wall. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1205 How’s the Cheese? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1206 Bad news, Midge... They’re laying me off at the lab. This is going to be my last lunch here before they release me to the city dump. 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
1207 I'd just like one slice I can carry down the stairs please. 1.3709 0.04518 151 103 41 7
1208 I may need a quick escape so, make it Swiss. 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
1209 I’m gonna wait to order until my family gets here, but -heads up- we’re gonna need 46 more menus. 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
1210 I will be joined by friends...lots of friends. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1211 I'll have the marsoupial. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1212 Just a slice- I’ve got a subway to catch 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1213 What do you suggest for a little nibble? 1.3709 0.04469 151 100 46 5
1214 This restaurant got great reviews on "Squeak" 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1215 I hope this bargain cheese plate isn’t a bait and switch. 1.3709 0.04662 151 102 42 7
1216 I'm torn between the cheese and the peanut butter. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1217 So... What did the chef drop today? 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1218 let's get this straight,it's Mr. Mouse,not mousey! 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
1219 Well, the dumpster doesn't offer gluten free, vegan; ok? 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
1220 They've taken my dumpster so I'll be dining here tonight. 1.3701 0.05289 154 112 27 15
1221 I have friends in the kitchen and they recommend the duck. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
1222 Do you have smaller portions available? 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
1223 I normally just eat in the kitchen but today I thought I’d try the dining room. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
1224 I'll have the ratatouille followed by the cheese plate please. 1.3701 0.05289 154 112 27 15
1225 And again, with extra cheese. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1226 can I get the cheese platter? hold the spring 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1227 Any smaller portions? 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
1228 I've got a date with the Health Inspector. We go way back. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1229 No, skip the cheese. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
1230 This meal was my bonus for finishing the maze 1.3691 0.05159 149 104 31 12
1231 Do you use rat poison in any of your dishes? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1232 Online reservations have made my life a lot easier. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1233 Coffee, please. I’ve been scurrying around all night. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1234 Two million orders of the cheese platter to go. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1235 So, I assume 'mouse' on the dessert menu is a misspelling? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
1236 Your name's Cat?...that's funny...heh... 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1237 I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1238 I'll have the fish of the day from last Tuesday. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1239 The usual cheese soufflé for three, Nancy, when Mickey and Minnie get here. 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
1240 I’d like the catfish, please 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1241 I used to be attached to a computer where I could read this menu online, but things changed. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1242 I'll have the cat fritters well done. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
1243 ... And could you be a doll and ask Larry to use some of that vegan mozzarella? 1.3691 0.04795 149 107 31 11
1244 Can I have the have the 7 different cheeses special, please? 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
1245 What do you mean, 'Am I allowed in here?' I had a reservation, didn't I? 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1246 Just a cookie and I’ll be out of your hair. Promise. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1247 Where's the tablecloth? What kind of joint is this? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1248 You would not believe the route I had to take to get here. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1249 I assume you have small portions. 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1250 Has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes? 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
1251 No, you're the one who shouldn't be in a crowded restaurant. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1252 Actually, we don't really like cheese. 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
1253 No, I'm eating alone tonight. Social distancing, you might say. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1254 And make sure you spell mousse correctly. 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1255 Tell the chef to make 'The Special', he'll know who I am! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1256 The dumpster out back has a lot of variety, but, I prefer table service. 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1257 One Ratatouille 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1258 Just bring me whatever fell on the floor today. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1259 Your health code violations indicate this is just the right place for me... 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1260 Sir! No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1261 I like the menu and the ambience, but I'm a bit concerned about the hygiene 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1262 Do you have any piles of garbage? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1263 The cashew cheese, please. I’m feeling squirrelly. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1264 The Michelin Man gave you a great review. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1265 I'm looking for something that isn't the normal garbage you serve. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1266 This place failed its health inspection. That's why I'm here. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1267 For issue of March 9. Captions due by March 8, but magazine arrived March 9. We protest. Always too late to enter. Not fair. My wife's caption for that contest: "You'll want something stronger than lozenges." Barbara Bloom, Bloomfield Hills,MI. 1.3673 0.05878 147 113 14 20
1268 I’ll have the Spam, cheese, Spam, Spam and cheese, without the Spam, please. 1.3673 0.05636 147 110 20 17
1269 What are your takeaway options? I've got a race to run. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1270 I was just walking by, and something smelled horrible! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1271 Do you have anything that expired at least a year ago? 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1272 I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the bun, meat, and lettuce. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1273 I'll have whatever's on the kitchen floor. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1274 I'll have whatever the Health Inspector didn't want me to have when he chased me out of the kitchen a few minutes ago. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1275 Can I get the leftovers menu, please? 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1276 The servings here are just my size. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1277 Why are you assuming I want the cheese platter? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1278 May I have a mixed garbage salad and a glass of sewer water? 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1279 There'll be 2 more, they're parking the pumpkin. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1280 What's your poison? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1281 Is the cheese sustainably sourced? 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1282 I've enjoyed your raw fillet many times... I was now wondering how it is when cooked medium. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1283 I’m spoiling myself. I really think this is my year. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1284 Just act cool. Department of Health is the next booth over. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1285 Are you guys still good for that discount I was promised for staying out of sight on health inspection day? 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1286 Do you have any vegan cheese? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1287 I’d just like to nibble a little something off the menu 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1288 When we kicked you out of the kitchen, we didn’t mean for you to come eat out here. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1289 I'll have the Peanut Butter Surprise--hold the trap. 1.3673 0.04737 147 103 37 7
1290 Just some cheese without the trapping. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1291 I'll have the jalapeno pepper cheese on rye, hold the jalapeno peppers and caraway seeds thank you. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1292 There's going to be 30 of us, could you put it on separate tabs. 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1293 I will be joined by some of my friends who are currently in the kitchen. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1294 I'll have your End of the Maze Special. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1295 Actually, my girlfriend, a duck and a very tall, anthropomorphic dog will be joining me. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1296 I'll have the cheeseburger. Extra cheese; hold the burger. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1297 So, why then is it called catfish? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1298 Don't worry - I know the chef 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1299 Cheese platter please, hold the trap 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1300 I have to say, this is a rather disappointing cheese list. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1301 I’ll have the French onion soup, a cheeseburger, cheese fries, mozzarella sticks, potatoes au gratin, and — of course — your famous cheesecake. 1.3667 0.05386 150 110 25 15
1302 No, that's my cousin...I'm Panini Rat. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1303 So locally sourced is table scraps? I don't want floor or bin scraps. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1304 Has any of the staff visited abroad recently ? 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
1305 It’s a real thrill that you join us on your day off sir 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1306 When my companion arrives we'll have the family size - we're fast breeders. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1307 Yeah Lady I've heard em all...'A mouse walks into a bar, blah, blah blah.' Can I get a steak now. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1308 Is Le Chat prepared minced? 1.3667 0.05386 150 110 25 15
1309 What time do you close? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1310 You're right; this is much better than eating in the kitchen. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1311 Can I get that on a humane trap please? 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1312 ‘’It’s always ‘would you like cheese with that?’ And you think I’m overly sensitive about ethnic profiling?’’ 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1313 Why yes, I am the cheese critic. What gave me away? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1314 Yes, yesterday’s bread is fine. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1315 What do you recommend for mice and men? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1316 I certainly hope you've gotten rid of that health inspector infestation problem! 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1317 Oh! - “m-o-u-s-S-e”! - thank goodness! 1.3655 0.05162 145 102 31 11
1318 I’ll have what she’s not eating. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1319 Every type of cheese you have, please, and a booster seat. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1320 Your dumpster comes highly recommended. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1321 This is the upside to Covid-19. No one minds me being here. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1322 I think I’ll try the 3-cheese fondue, a glass of your finest chardonnay, and surprise me with something from your garbage can” 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1323 Last time I was here, someone slipped me a Mickey. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1324 What do you have in hole foods? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1325 Is the catfish wild or farmed? 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1326 I read about your place in 'The Board of Health Review' and couldn't wait to try your food. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1327 I'll have the number 19. 1.3649 0.04028 148 112 25 11
1328 What do you mean you are out fondue? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
1329 I'll have a cheeseburger...hold the burger. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1330 The garbage--how is it prepared? 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1331 Is your ratatouille vegan? 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
1332 I like to get out of the subway once in awhile. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
1333 What's good to nibble on? 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
1334 Can I get the three cheese tortellini, hold the tortellini? 1.3611 0.04474 144 96 44 4
1335 I’ve sampled most of the menu from your dumpster, so I’m not picky. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1336 Honey, I remember you from that joint that closed. 1.3611 0.04738 144 101 35 8
1337 Besides pizza, what looks good being dragged down into the subway? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1338 Umm no, no cheese. You assume, because I’m a mouse, I like cheese on everything? I’m lactose intolerant. Actually let me speak to a manager.. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1339 I'll have the cheeseburger -- hold the burger. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1340 Just the cat, done medium rare, with an order of cheese on top, please! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1341 What? No Gruyère? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1342 I'm quite fond of that new cheese you've been putting in your traps, oooh and a glass of the 2014 Pinot. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1343 MOUSSE! What the hell! What in God's name... and as a dessert? Don't you know how humiliating that is? 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1344 Are you sure this is a sanitary establishment? My buddies tell me your chef hasn't been sweeping up at night. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1345 Oh, that's pronounced MOOSE? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1346 I'll have the grilled cheese plus 1,528 orders to go. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1347 I’m with the Health Department. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1348 Can I get cheese with that? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1349 I’ll be dining alone tonight 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1350 Could you be a dear and have the kitchen prepare the cheese board sans trap? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1351 No, I'm not old enough to drink. In fact, I'll never be. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1352 That's right...extra cheddar, mozzarella, Swiss, feta, and gorgonzola. But not goat. Too tangy. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1353 My cousins eat here all the time. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1354 A whole platter of cheese is just an appetizer?! 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1355 I'm just a simple country mouse, but my cousin says the soufflé is to die for. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1356 I heard you serve garbage, but I don't see it on the menu. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1357 Is it pronounced 'mouse' or 'moose'? 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1358 I'll order after I review the cleanliness of your kitchen. 1.3611 0.04581 144 97 42 5
1359 Just the cheese board and don't make it snappy. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1360 I'm looking for a piece of cheese with no surprises. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1361 I'll take my cheddar cubed. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1362 The gorgonzola...how long has it been rotting in the stock room? 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1363 Can you tell me more about the cheese plate? It sounds too good to be true. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1364 What have you got that I can drag down some stairs? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1365 La fromage, sans piège à ressort, s'il vous plaît. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1366 Any changes from the stuff on the counter last night? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1367 Do you have any off-menu or under-table items? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1368 Just looking for something to nibble on ... 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1369 The Catfish sounds good. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1370 No, m-o-u-s-s-e! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1371 I'm actually a consultant for the city's health department. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1372 Catfish! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1373 What can you serve me quickly? I have to be somewhere at one." 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1374 I'll have the cheese plate and a glass of chardonnay ... Unless you would prefer to explain to your husband what I saw going on in the pantry last night. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1375 I'll have what he just had. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1376 How stale is the cheese platter? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1377 The vegan cheese plate, please. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1378 Might I have a word with the Somalier and the Fromagier? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1379 I don't suppose you have any ratatouille? 1.3611 0.04581 144 102 34 8
1380 This isn’t some kind of a trap is it? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1381 I'd like a large order of the catfish and the cheese plate. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1382 The cataract surgery went fine, thank you, but my two friends will need the braille menu. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1383 The hole in the wall is next door 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1384 .... and I hate to reinforce a myth, but I'll have the cheese platter for dessert 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1385 How is your Camembert? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1386 Tell me about the fromage du jour. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1387 You know you would think that the looks people give me would be unnerving but they make me feel special. 1.3611 0.04474 144 96 44 4
1388 I thought I'd check out the service in the front of the house. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1389 Your assorted cheese plate caught my eye 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1390 Do I have a means of payment?! I can take my plague elsewhere, you know. 1.3611 0.05541 144 107 22 15
1391 I'll have the Tom Cat---well done, with a side of revenge---cold." 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1392 I’d like the garbage plate please, gluten free, no onions 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1393 What, no veal tonight? It was delicious in last night's garbage. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1394 Social distancing measures only apply to humans, right? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1395 Before I order, can you tell me about the kitchen's hand-washing protocol? 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1396 If you give a mouse a menu... 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1397 Yes, I’d like the double cheeseburger without the meat or the bread, please 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1398 I'll have the ratatouille, but please- no catsup. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1399 I understand I have to pay more than a child. I just want to know if the portions are bigger. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1400 I know, but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1401 The usual. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1402 Would it be possible to change tables? This one is too far from the kitchen. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1403 I'll try the Cheese Sampler with a nice Chianti 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1404 Just a crumb for me, I’m on a diet 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1405 I'm sorry to plague you, but... 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1406 Is it possible to have a tour of the kitchen? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1407 Don't argue with me, I want cheese and peanut butter. And please keep your trap shut. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1408 If this is the Maze Restaurant I'll take the cheese. 1.3592 0.05274 142 105 24 13
1409 This is a pretty upscale establishment for me. I tend to dine in any old hole in the wall. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1410 Mousse, not mouse, right? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1411 The dumpster special, please. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1412 Can I get an order of cheese, without the trap? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1413 No cheese with my burger, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1414 Yes, I am in town interviewing for that new cabinet position. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1415 No, it's fine. It's just hard to believe that Disneyland doesn't have a mouse menu. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1416 That was the hardest maze ever. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
1417 I'll take the vegan cheese. 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
1418 I just need a little something to nibble. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1419 I just thought that I've been spending enough time in your cabinets and I should finally come out to see what all the fuss is about 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1420 I'll just take a water, I've heard humans are the largest carriers of infectious diseases. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1421 Uh... I'm assuming 'chocolate mouse' is a typo?" 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1422 Would it be too cliché to order your finest cheese? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1423 I'll have some chocolate, but hold the mousse. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1424 Are the cooks washing their hands? 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1425 I'll have a subway slice. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1426 A cheeseburger, please, and hold the burger. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1427 Don't worry about it. I am the health inspector 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1428 Oh, just scrape something up from the kitchen. 1.3592 0.04508 142 95 43 4
1429 I should have tried coming through the front door a long time ago... 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1430 The Health Inspector’s here. Just pretend I’m a regular diner. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1431 Are the cheeses locally sourced? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1432 Actually, I'll have the risotto. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1433 Hi-ho the derry-o,the mouse picks the cheese 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1434 Do you take bitcoin? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1435 I tried this earlier and it’s really good! 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1436 So you want the charcuterie board with no meat, no crackers, no bread, no fruit, no nuts, and no jam or honey? 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1437 Before I order, what is your health department rating? 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1438 Think it'd be weird if I ordered a mousse? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1439 Cheese please, but hold the trap. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1440 I would like to order everything the chef has dropped on the floor. My friend recomended that. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1441 Yes, I’ve decided, and I already clicked on it. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1442 One order of the ratatouille please 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 31 9
1443 I'd like the cheese platter and a dry white wine. My laboratory serves neither. 1.3592 0.04880 142 101 32 9
1444 Usually I infest the kitchen, but today is my day off 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1445 You must be new here: I used to work in the kitchen. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1446 I'll have the house cat! 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
1447 Any subway pizza slice? 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1448 No, I’ll be dining in...I would have come in through the kitchen if I wanted carry out. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1449 ...and for dessert the Crumb Brûlée. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1450 How do you prepare your catfish? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1451 I'd like the cheese board with the spring trap on the side. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1452 I'm not telling you anything. I ain't no rat. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1453 Swiss, please. I'm on a diet. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1454 I know, I know, I am such a bore. Anyhoo, just cheese. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1455 I just thought it was time to treat myself. I think that whole “plague” thing has finally blown over. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1456 Mind if I check the kitchen for signs of people? 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1457 And a 'Tom and Jerry' of course. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1458 'I'll have the cheese dish without the trappings." 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1459 I like to run through the specials before I decide. 1.3592 0.04395 142 99 37 6
1460 This is much nicer than my usual hole-in-the-wall. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1461 And I’ll need that sliced thin, to fit under the door 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1462 I insist on seeing the chef about this mousse item on your dessert menu. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1463 I'm lucky - I always seem to find a seat. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1464 Pizza slice please. I’m social-distancing from the subway. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
1465 I’m usually here late night. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1466 This place used to be a dump. 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1467 No, you got me all wrong, I´m from Micelin, not Michelin. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1468 When you give a mouse a menu 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1469 I think you misspelled chocolate mousse." 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1470 That's mousse . . . with two s's, right? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1471 I noticed the C from the department of health. Was that me? 1.3571 0.04974 140 100 31 9
1472 Would you recommend the cheese or the peanut butter? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1473 Is the Dumpster Bar included with all entrees? 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1474 Oh get serious. 21 years old is impossible! 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1475 I can’t believe a table opened up! I usually have to eat next to the kitchen. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1476 I'll have the Mac and Cheese, hold the Mac, with a sprinkling of Limburger. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1477 Can you put the crud from under the refrigerator on the side? 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1478 There'll be 20 of us altogether. I'll just order the cheese board while I wait. 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1479 Ratatouille, cold. 1.3571 0.05651 140 105 20 15
1480 The Special. I'm tired of eating here alone in the dark. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1481 The cheese plate doesn’t come with any surprises, right? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1482 The cheese plate sounds like an excellent recommendation! 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1483 I’ll have the chef’s seven-course cheese tasting menu. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1484 I’m so glad I found this hole in the wall! 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1485 Slip me a Mickey... 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1486 No, I'm literally just going to nibble on the menu. 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
1487 I would like the cat almondine, please. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1488 I'll have cheese and this time don't put it on one of those boards with that springy thing. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1489 How's the trash today? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1490 Just plain cheese. Without the trappings. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1491 Can I get that without the trap? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1492 How small are your small plates? 1.3571 0.04542 140 94 42 4
1493 I was referred by a friend i have in the kitchen . 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1494 I’ve been waiting years for a pandemic so I don’t have to eat in the back! 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1495 Is the cheese free-range? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1496 HOW big is the cheese board?! 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1497 No, I don’t have any food restrictions. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1498 Thanks for not shrieking. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1499 No, I've never been here before, but I'm a big fan of your dumpster in the alley. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1500 Would you recommend the cat stew? 1.3571 0.05741 140 106 18 16
1501 My date is going to be a bit late. She's stuck in some peanut butter. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1502 I'd like that with all of the trimmings and none off the trappings. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1503 Saw your D score in the window and figured this would be a good place to meet other singles. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1504 In human years no but in mouse years, definitely old enough to drink. 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1505 Is there a table closer to the kitchen? I"m expecting friends." 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1506 Havarti with that sandwich. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1507 I'll have the top left corner of the menu please. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1508 I'll have the cheese plate and a doggy bag. 1.3571 0.05025 140 103 26 11
1509 I’ll have water, but with no ice, the steak, but without the sauce, and the cheese, but removed from the trap. 1.3566 0.04698 143 98 39 6
1510 I think I'll try the placebo for a change. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
1511 I'm a fromagetarian! 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1512 I heard the food was garbage! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1513 Did I mention my dad's a health inspector?" 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1514 What would you recommend someone eat immediately before giving birth? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1515 I'll have the 4 cheese pizza without the sauce. Or the crust. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1516 I’d prefer an alfresco table with a dumpster view. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1517 I'll have the three cheese pizza,please. And, hold the pizza. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1518 I'm just gonna have a quick bite, you won't even know I was here. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1519 This is the Senate Dining Room where all my friends eat. I will have a bologna sandwich. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1520 I'll have the cheeseburger: hold the bun and hold the meat. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1521 A nice hunk of cheese, please, I just won the rat race. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1522 Yes, I'll have cheese with that. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1523 Two more joining me and can we get Braille menus? 1.3529 0.05575 136 101 22 13
1524 I’ll have the cheese plate. Oh, and hold the trap. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1525 Your most recent garbage toss and I would like to add truffles. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
1526 Do you have anything stale? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1527 I will wait until my three hundred friends arrive. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1528 This restaurant received the highest rating in our guide in the category of ‘most unhygienic’ 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1529 What do you have in the way of an Amouse-bouche? 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1530 I know it is not kosher, but I want some cheese on my beefburger! 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1531 How about the health crisis out there!.. sheesh! 1.3529 0.05953 136 105 14 17
1532 Could I have a swiss cheese sandwich delivered behind the refrigerator in the kitchen? 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1533 Is the cheese fresh cut? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1534 I'll have what the guy on the subway was having 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1535 How's the trash? 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1536 Do you offer a gluetrap free menu? 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1537 Do you have rodent traps in your restrooms, because my date never came back? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1538 Tell the boss man to pay up by Friday or I’ll have every rodent this side of the Hudson bring this place down on his fucking head 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1539 I'll have the mousetrap. Cheese on the side. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1540 ...and what pairs well with a three foot log of swiss? 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1541 Yes, how many tasks do I need to complete to get the ribeye? 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1542 I'll have the grilled cheese and cheesecake for dessert. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1543 How's the garbage today? 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1544 I'll take the asian swine stew, the Italian cheese plate and a Corona. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1545 I'm vegan, lactose, diabetic, and hate vegetables. What can you suggest? 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1546 I'll have le chat Chateaubriand. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1547 Sure, I’ll add cheese to that, Bloomberg is paying me through November. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1548 I heard this place was a dump. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1549 E. B. White sent me. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1550 Can I get some cheese on the side, on top, underneath, and to go please? 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1551 ... and car engine wires on the side. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1552 Just a little nibble. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1553 Can you bring me 54 more menus? My family will be joining me. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1554 Normally I dine Al Fresco. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1555 I'll have the cheese, with a side of cheese, followed by cheese for dessert. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1556 Give me another minute, I’m waiting for someone. Her profile said she likes midnight escapades and cheese, so I’m hoping this goes well. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1557 Hold the cheese, please. I'm lactose intolerant! 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1558 No cheese menu, thank you. I'm celebrating ten years of sobriety." 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1559 I USED TO be Pizza Rat. I am now Hasselback Tomato Caprese Rat. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1560 Do you have nibble size portions? 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1561 Sure, the family's coming, but the kids won't need much room. 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1562 I'll have the cheese omelet, and hold the eggs" 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1563 Is your cheddar certified Trap-Free? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1564 Could I have that with extra corona virus? 1.3507 0.06109 134 105 11 18
1565 Oh, and just let me know if any cats come in. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1566 Can I get the cheese without the trap? 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1567 Not even Wensleydale? 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1568 …yes, and for dessert I would like the ”Chocolate Humann”. 1.3507 0.05324 134 96 27 10
1569 Début? Ricotta-Pistachio Crostini. À côté: broccoli-cheddar soup and a Cheesy Ploughman’s Salad. Entrée: Six-Cheese Penne Florentine, accompagné par Pommes Aligot. Après, Mascarpone Ice Cream and a double soft cheese cream liqueur. Merci! 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1570 Your reviews on Trip Advisor were perfect for me. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1571 I know right? I can't believe I got this job. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1572 I'll take the peanut gratin. Could you just let the chef know I'm lactose intolerant 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1573 I’ll have the Mickey pancakes 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1574 I’m splurging tonight. Tomorrow I’m reporting for duty to the the Covid 19 lab. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1575 Yes, I would like to order a plate of crumbs with a side of drywall insulation. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1576 Cheeseburger hold the burger, cheese fries hold the fries, and a glass of water...with cheese. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1577 I'll take the biggest piece of cheddar in the house and your phone number, sweetie. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1578 The upshot is I could finally get a table here. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1579 I'll have what he's having...when he's finished with it. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1580 The cheesecake please. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1581 Finally an acceptable cheese plate. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1582 I'd like your most expensive cheese plate to eat here and a big hunk of limburger to take home to repel cats. 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1583 It used to be so simple: I'd get through the maze, and they'd just give me the cheese. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1584 I’d like a mousetrap special, extra Cheddar, hold the trap. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1585 I'll just finish the Cereal from the third shelf of the left pantry 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1586 Do I still have to pay if I order the placebo? 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1587 Can I see your lactose intolerable menu...? 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1588 I’ll take last week’s special! 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1589 I'm glad we've formalized this relationship. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1590 How’s the compost tonight? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1591 I will be having whatever you tossed from table 3. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1592 I'll take the cheese pizza to go. I have a subway to catch. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1593 I'll have extra cheese with that. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1594 I came here because you're rated 5 mice on TrapAdvisor. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1595 This is my favorite kind of hole-in-the-wall. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1596 This nice place sure is nice. Usually, I dine in real holes in the wall. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1597 One pizza with extra cheese please; hold the dough. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1598 Cheese burger, cheesesteak, cheese platter What’s with you people 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1599 I'll have the cheese tray without the traps. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1600 Yeah, I'll have the ratatouille. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1601 Wow. Long menu. And I thought the maze at the laboratory was hard to negotiate!" 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1602 I will have the best cheese in the house. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1603 I'll have the mousse au chocolat. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1604 May I see your wine and cheese menu? 1.3462 0.04464 130 87 41 2
1605 I'll have a large cheese burger, hold the burger and NO CATSUP! 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1606 What do you recommend before I see Cats? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1607 All the best reviewers are rodents these days. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1608 No, everyone thinks that. It's actually peanut butter that I could die for. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1609 I'll have the cheese platter without the trap. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1610 I hope this is as good as the samples in the dumpster! 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1611 I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the burger and the bun, please. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1612 The chocolate mousse...that's not a typo, right? 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1613 And hold the goat cheese; not even the guys in the lab like that stuff 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1614 personal pizza with extra cheese.please hurry! I'm due back at the lab. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1615 I’ll just have whatever is lying around 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1616 A slice of pizza, to go 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1617 I think I'll have the catfish today! 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1618 i usually eat in the kitchen, but i kinda like the front of the house. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1619 Just bring me whatever you can find on the floor. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1620 I'm always suspicious of the cheese plate. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1621 I guess I'll try the cheese souffle. 1.3462 0.05852 130 99 17 14
1622 I am sorry but we don’t have “just a chunk of cheese” on our menu 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1623 My friends all say the food here is trash. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1624 Honey, all your human customers are self-isolating. This is the new normal. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1625 I'm not very hungry -- I already had a slice on the subway. 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1626 I'll take the macaroni and cheese; hold the macaroni. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1627 I used to work in the kitchen here. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1628 I'll have the usual, all the jetsam that has fallen behind the fryer. Delish! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1629 My friends tell me you have a killer cheese sandwich 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1630 And then I says, 'What do you mean rare? There are 34 million of us, sweetheart' 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1631 No need to warm it up, just bring it in a large plastic bag filled with garbage. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1632 Any specials for an empty nester? 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1633 Surely you know that restaurant critics work under cover.” 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1634 And, for dessert, I'll have the Chocolate Mouse. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1635 Is the cheese organic? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1636 I've been coming here for ages but this is the first time I've used the front door. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1637 I'll have the cheese plate special. Please hold the trap. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1638 Is the cheese plate some kind of trap? 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1639 What do you serve that is "Au Gratin" ? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1640 May I substitute the cheese plate as the main course? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1641 Give me the fish that table seven is having. I was into the batter last night, and it’s just tres bien! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1642 I’ll have the fondue and a pair of swimming goggles, please 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1643 I’l have what’s left of what they are having 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1644 I'll have whatever's under the stove 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1645 I’ll take a cheeseburger. Extra cheese, hold the burger, hold the bun, hold the toppings. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1646 Have anything with CheeseWhiz? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1647 I'll have the ratatouille and a dish of sewer water. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1648 My cousin Remy is a chef here. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1649 I hear this place is a real dump! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1650 No, I would NOT like little mouse ears on my pancakes. What am I, a child? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1651 But without cheese. I’m not falling for that trap again. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1652 You kitchen received a A rating, right ? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1653 I'll have a slice to drag out please. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1654 I'll have the large chunk of cheese, hold the trap. 1.3438 0.04428 128 93 29 6
1655 ratatouille, of course... 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1656 No cheese for me. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1657 Just a coffee, please. I filled up on rolled oats in your storeroom. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1658 I will have a catburger with extra cheese. 1.3438 0.04953 128 92 29 7
1659 Can that be made without gluten? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1660 Is the cheddar really "aged" or just old? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1661 What imported cheeses do you have? 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1662 I'll have the soup, with extra flies. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1663 I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich, no bread, please. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1664 And 2 take-out orders for my friends in the basement 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1665 I'll have the elephant. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
1666 May I please have the ratatouille and a word with the chef? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1667 I'll wait to order--I'm expecting 23 others. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1668 The "Cheese in a Trap" appetizer sounds interesting. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1669 It’s my birthday! No eating scraps off your kitchen floor tonight! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1670 Yes the cheese plate...hold the trap. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1671 Mousse" has two esses! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1672 Sorry. I left my wallet under the subway. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
1673 Cheetos are in season?! Well, forget the oysters. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1674 Do you have cheese without the trap? 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1675 Macaroni and . . . you know 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1676 I'll wait for the remaining 50 of my party to arrive, thank you. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1677 Just a few Parmesan packets and a plate, please. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1678 I'll start with the ratatouille 1.3438 0.05195 128 94 25 9
1679 I go by scent. Do you have a menu that's scratch 'n' sniff? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1680 Mac and cheese, hold the macaroni.” 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1681 Just the mousse, please. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1682 I'll have a ham and cheese on rye - lose the ham and the rye. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1683 Do you have anything from the Camembert region? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1684 Do you have subway pizza? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1685 For your sake, I've decided I'd better make this to go. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1686 I'LL HAVE THE CHEESE PLATE WITH A SIDE OF PATE. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1687 What's with Mickey Mouse menu? Bring me the real thing! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1688 What wine do you suggest with your cheese plate? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1689 I'll take the Angus burger with swiss cheese, hold the burger. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1690 I know you were expecting me to order cheese, but that is just an outdated stereotype. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1691 Do you have any fresh “cat” on the menu? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1692 Your cheese plate wouldn’t happen to be spring-loaded, would it? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1693 And can you have them put extra cheese on it? 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1694 Pretty impressive menu for a hole-in-the-wall. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1695 Pretty steep prices for this little hole in the wall. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1696 Is the charcuterie served with or without a spring? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1697 I'll have the cheeseburger, but without the burger part. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1698 I heard this was a good, hole in the wall restaurant. 1.3438 0.04497 128 86 40 2
1699 Just cheese and crackers, and tell the chef that I know he added rat poison to my special last week and that I gave it to his homeless uncle on 12th Street 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1700 How’s the cat stew today? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1701 My friends in the kitchen said to order the grill cheese, hold the bun. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1702 Any humanatouille? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1703 I'm waiting for the other 89 in my party. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1704 No seriously, I'm lactose intolerant 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1705 Could it be? I am not finding aged cheddar listed on your cheese plate! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1706 I'd like to know who is in the mousse. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1707 I'll pass on the mousse. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1708 I was told this was a hole in the wall. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1709 How tall is the buffet? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1710 I would like a cheese platter and hold the rodent traps please. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1711 Excuse me, but are these tables 6 feet apart? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1712 I've been braving the peanut butter in traps all day and now I'm ready for a nice bit of aged cheddar and a nice Pinot Noir. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1713 I'm thinking about the ratatouille ... 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1714 I usually dine at Whole Foods, but it's so crowded these days that I thought I'd try you tonight. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1715 And I prefer my pasta ro dente.. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1716 I'll just have the menu 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1717 From your Yelp reviews I was expecting a lot of hotties to choose from. 1.3438 0.05370 128 98 18 12
1718 Is your cheese vegan? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1719 Ah, there I smell the rat. 1.3438 0.05915 128 98 16 14
1720 They hired me to increase the social distance 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1721 I'll have the cheese surprise, hold the trap 1.3438 0.05075 128 93 27 8
1722 Does the fromage platter come with a side of mousetrap with peanut butter? 1.3438 0.05703 128 101 12 15
1723 It’s pronounced Ep-STEEN. I used to come here all the time in a past life. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1724 The CDC has given me an extended lunch break. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1725 I'll take the vermincelli, please. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1726 I will have the cheese souffle please. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1727 Gluten menu, diabetes menu, heart menu; but no menu for vermin. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1728 One of your finest pizzas that's been dropped on the floor please! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1729 Is your cheese platter trap-free? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1730 I'll have the '87 Blue Cheese and five minutes to rummage in your trash cans 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1731 I'll start with the cheddar soup, then the cheese souffle' with a side of poutine -curds only,no potatoes- and for dessert, of course, the cheesecake. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1732 Chocolate mousse? Do you have any idea how offensive that is? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1733 I know the owner. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1734 Just dessert please, I already ate in the kitchen. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1735 And a bottle of your finest Bubonic lager. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1736 Seriously? I’m pronouncing chocolate mousse incorrectly? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1737 I’ll take anything that’s a step up from subway, you know, that subway. 1.3438 0.04066 128 93 30 5
1738 Sorry to keep asking this, but does that come au gratin?" 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1739 Could you describe today's garbage, please? 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1740 I'll try the cheese board, without the trap. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1741 Will Minnie Mouse be joining you ? 1.3413 0.06085 126 98 13 15
1742 Do you have anything bite sized? 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1743 Is the cheese safe? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1744 I'll try the mousse. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1745 I’ll have the cheese omelette and the grilled cheese with a side of cheesy fries. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1746 You guys are usually so busy. My grandparents told me that in their day it took the Black Plague to get a table here. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1747 The last time I ate here the cheese plate was marginal. Are we upping our game tonight and doing artisanal, organic and local? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1748 Department of Health grade A ?? You did let me in, didn't you? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1749 This better not be one of those experiment tests you are always putting us in 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1750 Minnie is running a little late so I'll order for her too. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1751 Do you have a cheese menu? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1752 You won't give me a cookie? Why won't you give me a cookie? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1753 Do you get many cats here? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1754 I'll have the catfish please. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1755 My cousins work in the kitchen. 1.3387 0.04564 124 84 38 2
1756 It’s so nice to be seated in the front of the house for a change. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1757 All my family is in your kitchen, but I wanted to try the upfront experience. 1.3387 0.05042 124 90 27 7
1758 And I want the pizza on a plate. I'm tired of eating it off the ground. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1759 I don’t care if it is derivative. The cookie first. Then a glass of milk. Then a straw for the milk ... 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1760 I see mister ratatouille will be joining us for dinner today. 1.3387 0.05938 124 95 16 13
1761 Who am I to dis a brie ?! 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1762 I’m gluten and dairy free. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1763 I must say, I'm quite impressed by your comprehensive non-discrimination policy! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1764 And leave the fur on. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1765 And no, I'm not the pizza one that's my cousin. 1.3387 0.04706 124 90 28 6
1766 Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak-squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak; squeak squeak squeaksqueak squeak squeak squeak. Squeak." 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1767 On second thought, I WILL have it with cheese 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1768 What are today‘s specials? 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1769 What do you have laying around? 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1770 I'll have the usual tonight -- Bubble and Squeak. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1771 Is the cheese imported? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1772 Well, this is a Ratskeller 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1773 Of course I ordered cheese plates for 100; And please be quick about it-I expect my family momentarily 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1774 This menu is a maze. Can I just skip straight to the cheese course? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1775 I never thought I could ever eat here, but once my video of eating pizza went viral, I've become quite a celebrity! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1776 Given the way Covid-19 is emptying restaurants, you should be glad that I chose this place 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1777 I'll have the bubble and squeak. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1778 Can I get that with extra cheese? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1779 The word ratatouille derives from the Occitan ratatolha and is related to the French ratouiller and tatouiller, expressive forms of the verb touiller, meaning "to stir up". 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1780 I gave up cheese for Lent. 1.3387 0.05042 124 90 27 7
1781 I'll take the three-cheese tortellini. Hold the tortellini. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1782 Any Year of the Rat specials? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1783 I’ve been in the kitchen before, I’ll take the cheese platter 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1784 I’ll just have a big dollop of peanut butter, minus the contraption it’s usually served on. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1785 Do you have gouda? I like gouda. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1786 Social distancing comes naturally to me. For instance, I haven’t been this close to a woman in probably two years. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1787 Cheese plate, no trap! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1788 I know the reservation was for two, but we’re practicing social distancing. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1789 Can I see last week's tasting menu? 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1790 I’m vegan, so no cheese. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1791 I'll start with a Mousehattan. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1792 I'm trying a #garbagefree diet. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1793 I see you don’t advertise your health grade. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1794 I was told I can't eat at the kitchen, they didn't tell me I had to pay. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1795 Am I seeing the same menu as the other mice in this restaurant? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1796 By the way, my name is Mouse not mousse. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1797 I've tasted all the leftovers out in the dumpster. What do you suggest? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1798 I'll just assume that your kitchen meets health department code. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1799 Subway Joe recommended your pizza! I'll have a slice. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1800 I’ll have the cheese cake 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1801 I'll have a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches. 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1802 Isn't it obvious? The rataouille of course 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1803 Grilled cheese, please. Without the ‘grilled.’ 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1804 Last time my mousse was very runny! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1805 I'd like the ratatouille, please, with a side of garbage. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1806 The catfish special for me, and my friend Tom will want the mousse. 1.3361 0.05348 122 91 22 9
1807 No, I'm related to Mickey. But my cousins are Mighty, Steve Busemi, and Dustin Hoffman. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1808 Grilled cheese ? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1809 I am so pleased the health inspector reconsidered. I won't get a prime rib anywhere else in this city. 1.3361 0.06116 122 95 13 14
1810 I've already had free samples of everything on the menu. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1811 You know, the food here tastes like garbage. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1812 What do you recommend? I would order pizza, but that is so cliche at this point. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1813 Pizza a la subway please. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1814 I'll have subtrraneum pizza 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1815 PB&J, hold the J. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1816 What is the "Cheese of the Day"? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1817 Oh, I served a rat once, but you’re my first mouse. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1818 I’ll have whatever anyone else is having eventually. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1819 A friend told me you guys got the best pizza here in New York. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1820 Well, I'm trying to go 100% plant-based, so if you're out of the vegan cheese, I'll have cellulose insulation and baseboard, with NO drywall and NO wiring. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1821 Sorry to take so long. Cat caught my tongue. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1822 Say Cheese, you're on Candid Camera. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1823 Do you recommend last week's lasagna? 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1824 How's your cheese today? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1825 Extra trap cheese, please. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1826 I’ll have the ham and cheese, hold the ham. And can I get a sani-wipe? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1827 I'd like the cheese platter in a maze instead of in a trap, please. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1828 Did I say extra cheese? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1829 Well where else am I supposed to eat? I was just kicked out of the kitchen, Gladys! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1830 Why, the sewer. Where do you live? 1.3361 0.04885 122 90 25 7
1831 This is s little bazaar, isn't it? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1832 Yes, I did mean “cheeseburger hold the burger.” 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1833 Are your mouse pellets gluten free? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1834 Would you rather serve me, or someone infected with COVID-19? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1835 Sorry Sir,Wisconsin is closed,so our cheese platter is not longer available. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1836 I hear your cheese is to die for! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1837 What’s this I hear about a”Mousse” cake? 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1838 I think I'll have some of the stuff I already started eating in the back. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1839 I'm tempted to order the cat filet medium rare, but I think I'll have it raw because a friend told me revenge is best served cold. 1.3361 0.05596 122 93 18 11
1840 Is the cat soup gluten free? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1841 I've seen your kitchen, and I'm not sure I want anything that's on the menu. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1842 So glad this virus thing has opened up dinner reservations for us rats. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1843 'Ooh, the chicken with Ricin sounds good'! 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1844 What do you have that's quick and easy? I have a clock to run up at one . 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1845 Yes, on your Low Warfarin menu, i’ll try the cheese soufflé, thanks. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1846 I trust your 'garbage special' is organic. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1847 On the cheese board...is the board gluten free? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1848 I always wondered how this looked on a menu! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1849 Now, honey, if I find a trap in my cheese again - you will be hearing from me via Google reviews 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1850 I'm looking for a dairy-free, extra-sharp cheddar. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1851 This is the first time I have been here when you are actually open. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1852 ...and I'll have the cheesecake for dessert, but hold the warfarin. 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1853 Is the food on this menu fresher than what I found out back? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1854 Is your filth locally sourced? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1855 Do you think I’ll have a better chance at winning The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest if I pay for a subscription first? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1856 Do you have anything that doesn’t have cheese? I’m allergic! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1857 Is the Swiss gluten-free? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1858 I'm flattered to have a dessert item named after me, but they misspelled it 'mousse' insted of 'mouse'. 1.3361 0.04672 122 86 32 4
1859 Camembert platter, fresh motz on the side...not too squeaky, please. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1860 Bob's crash diet brought new meaning to eating like a mouse. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1861 ...oh, and double check with the Chef that the Ratatouille is entirely Vegan! 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1862 I just wanted to see what it felt like to eat in the front of the house tonight 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1863 I’ll have what my friends in the kitchen are having 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1864 Do you have that gluten free? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1865 I missed ya yesterday, I was working in the pantry all night. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1866 What’s gouda? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1867 I suppose you think I'll order ratatouille? 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1868 I want a Cheese burger without the burger! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1869 I've heard the dumpster contents are excellent here! 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1870 Wait, it's pronounced "moose"? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1871 Give me every cheese option you got!!! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1872 I hate to be a pest, but is this pasta gluten-free? 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1873 I'd like a tiny wedge of cheese and a giant vat of Purell. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1874 Je voudrais un plateau du fromage s’il vous plait! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1875 What can you tell me about the ratatouille? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1876 The health department thanks you for keeping your distance. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1877 Hey Doris. The usual cheese platter, extra mold. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1878 I’ll have the salmon, medium-spoiled. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1879 Try our special cheese trap. It’s to die for. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1880 I'll have the cheese special. 1.3361 0.05088 122 89 26 7
1881 ....., and for dessert I will have a chocolate mousse. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1882 Could you tell me a bit more about the Havahart Gruyere? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1883 A grilled cheese sandwich, please, hold the trap. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1884 What do you recommend, apart from the cheese platter ? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1885 Is your kitchen squeaky clean? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1886 _I don't care if it's the special of the day! I am not ordering the Ratatouille! 1.3361 0.05088 122 89 26 7
1887 Yeah I get that a lot...but pizza rat would never come this far uptown. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1888 DO CRUMBS COME ON THE SIDE? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1889 I don’t think I slept enough last night. New York is getting weirder and weirder. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1890 This is a very fancy restaurant. I remember when it was just a hole in the wall." 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1891 May I see the dumpster menu? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1892 What do you mean you don’t serve mousse? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1893 Sorry sir, all customers must be wearing shirts. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1894 I’ll take the moussaka if you're out of the ratatouille 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1895 Who cuts the cheese around here? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1896 I'll have the steak, but please hold the carving knife. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1897 To tell you the truth, I got tired of the midnight kitchen rat race. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1898 Has your cheese been aged or just social distanced? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1899 Is the garbage in season? 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1900 I'll have the Trappist cheese plate. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1901 I can't read. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1902 If you give me a cookie, I'll ask for a copy of your privacy policy. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1903 I think I'll have yesterday's special. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1904 I’ll have what she’s having. 1.3333 0.04460 117 86 26 5
1905 What's today's garbage special? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1906 'I'll have the fondue, no bread. Thanks' 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
1907 My cousin’s the chef here! 1.3333 0.04634 120 82 36 2
1908 Would the chef mind throwing that on the floor? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1909 ...and tell the chef, no placebo. I want real cheese." 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1910 Can I see the kosher menu? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1911 All I’m looking for is some fine cheese and wine. I know what I am, and I know what you are, but please, all... I ...want... is some fine cheese and wine. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1912 Ratatouille? Why does everyone always assume I want ratatouille? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1913 I'll have what she's having. Could you distract her, please? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1914 How's the cheesecake? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1915 I'll have what the rodents on the floor are having. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1916 I assume you want the Ratatouille 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1917 I like my coffee the way I like my plagues -black. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1918 I'll order for the rest of my family. They're here somewhere. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1919 Conducting research at the lab all day sure works up an appetite. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1920 You don’t recognize me? I in here all the time. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1921 What's the cheese today? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1922 No relation. Great guy, though. I met him once. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1923 Hi, I’m Cat, I’ll be your server tonight 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1924 Do you have another table? I feel trapped. 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
1925 I'll have the cacciatore, heavy on the cat. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1926 Before I order, could you tell me what your health inspection rating is? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1927 I know we "all look alike", but I'm not one of those three. May I have a non-braille menu. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1928 When I found out it's "Der RatskEller" I was so relieved! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1929 It’s the gruyere local or imported? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1930 Do you know that Mouse is spelled with only one S? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1931 Actually,it's an all too pervasive misconception that we like cheese 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1932 Anything but cheese. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1933 Eileen, you're the tenth waiter this week who's asked if I want the ratatouille. Please just get me a Caesar salad and some water. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1934 I'll have the stinky cheese plate. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1935 I'll have the feline mignon, medium rare. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1936 Le plateau des fromages, s'il vous plait. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1937 Why don't we skip directly to the cheese plate? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1938 Could I have the cheese plate? Hold the maze. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1939 I'll start with a "Tom & Jerry", hold the Tom. 1.3333 0.04634 120 82 36 2
1940 Please, no cheese. I am lactose intolerant. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1941 I can dream, can't I? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1942 I'll have the chocolate caht. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1943 Can I have a tour of your kitchen? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1944 I'll have the cheese plate. Are you sure this is not an elaborate trap? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1945 I'll have the cat-o'-nine-tails, but hold the tails. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
1946 What are yesterday’s specials? 1.3333 0.04931 117 84 28 5
1947 No cheese, please. Cheese has led to bad things for members of my family. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1948 I'll have a cookie, a glass of milk, and eventually another cookie. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1949 Do you have pizza that’s been dragged across a subway platform? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1950 If it's egg-free then I get a free egg, right? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1951 What do you have to lose? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1952 I’ll have the leftovers, please. 1.3333 0.04702 117 80 35 2
1953 I knoooow it's awful for me but I feel like treating myself. I'll have the wiring! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1954 I wish I knew how to read! 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1955 What pairs well with the burrata? 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
1956 I’ll take one plain slice ... if possible, cooled to room temperature and partially eaten. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1957 I'll have the quattro formaggi pizza. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1958 ...home delivery, yes. I live into the cupboard, next to the sink. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1959 Compliments to the chef and the owner, this place is a dump! 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1960 Anything gratin, please. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1961 Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1962 If you want to pass your next health inspection, you'll bring out a cheese plate. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1963 What leftovers do you have? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1964 What about me made you assume that I'd want extra cheese?! 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1965 I'll have the cat, de-clawed, skinned, quartered and extra crispy. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1966 Takeout is for rats. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1967 I'll have the vermincelli 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1968 I'll have the foie rongeur...and a nice chianti. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1969 Is the cheese plate non-GMO? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1970 Fromage ala Trappe? Seriously? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1971 I'll take the cheese stromloi, cheese fries, and a double of cheesecake. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1972 Normally I would ask what's good, but I had a bite of the special in the kitchen. So yummy, I thought I sit down for dinner for a change. Crazy, right? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1973 I’d like to see the cheese plate, please. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
1974 l'll take a smile and a double order of cheese. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1975 One grilled cheese sandwich. Hold the toast. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1976 I"ll have the swiss cheese,hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1977 I’d like thirty-two share plates with that, please. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1978 I’ll have the vegan, gluten-free rat burger please.” 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1979 I will have your special--ratatouille. 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
1980 Tonight, I decided on a direct approach. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1981 So why do you assume I would want cheese on it? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1982 Are you really asking if I want cheese with that? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1983 It's so nice to get to dine alone. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1984 Charcuterie for 94, 95 counting myself. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1985 Just the menu is fine, thanks. 1.3333 0.04927 120 89 24 7
1986 No, really, I'll bring the condoms. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
1987 Cheese platter, hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1988 What wine do you recommend with Velveeta? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1989 I’ll halve a cheeseburger, hold thee burger. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1990 What's with the "Catnip" Crepe? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1991 Will I be having the cheese? That’s racist. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1992 For some reason I have a craving for cheese balls. 1.3333 0.04480 120 91 22 7
1993 The vermincelli, please. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1994 Can I get 200 more menus? My friends will be here soon. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1995 Yes, I would like a grilled cheese sandwich..very rare 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1996 I'd would like a really tall stack of the Mickey Mouse Pancakes. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1997 I'll have the fondue. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1998 Cheeseburger. Hold the meat, mayo, pickle and bun. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1999 Are you sure I can’t substitute onion rings for fries? It’d be an awful shame if something happened to that A rating from the health department. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2000 Just a glass of water, thanks. I’m waiting for my family. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2001 I’m getting a little tired of the cheese plate. Any recommendations along the lines of a nice soup? 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
2002 What's in the garbage today? 1.3333 0.05593 120 87 22 9
2003 I’d like a cookie and a side of milk, please. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2004 I will have the cat tartare 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2005 Is the croque monsieur barn-to-table? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2006 I'll have the four-cheese vegetable lasagna. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2007 I'm feeling nostalgic, anything with bubonic plague please 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
2008 What do you have in the cupboard? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
2009 They all told me this was an excellent hole in the wall. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2010 Cat please, French Morney on the side. 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
2011 What do you mean “there’s a cheese shortage now too”? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2012 I usually run in and out but today I wanted to dine in. I’ll start with cheese and wine. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2013 How many mazes does a guy gotta walk through to get some cheese in this place? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2014 I'll have the cheese ball appetizer, the Spanish Mac n Cheese, and the baked brie for dessert. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
2015 What's today's special? If it's anything like yesterday's garbage, I'm in for a treat. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2016 Would you say the charcuterie is enough for a whole swarm or should I order two? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2017 I know this looks bad, but I promise my date will be here any minute! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2018 The chef is friends with my cousin. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2019 I’ll have the cheese quesadilla with a side of Purell, please. 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
2020 Can you tell me more about the Chocolate Mousse? 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
2021 How moldy is your oldest cheese plate? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2022 What wine pairs well with the brie en croute? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2023 I’ll have the cheese plate. Hold the plate. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2024 I prefer my Camberbert bien fait. 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
2025 I know it’s on the kid’s menu, but I would love the Mickey Mouse club sandwich. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2026 Is the trash fresh tonight? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2027 I am so over cheese. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2028 I'll take the cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the bun. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2029 What's the catch of yesterday? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2030 I'll take the vermin special, extra cheese. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2031 I'll have the week old pizza aged in its original box, please. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
2032 Can I get the lab mouse special? My next experiment starts at 8. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2033 I've been looking forward to this. Yelp says it's a perfect place for rats. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2034 I love little whole-in the-walls like this. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2035 Is this the D-Con free menu? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2036 Is your cheese domestic or imported? 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2037 I'll have the filet mignon, please - I'm celebrating my year! 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2038 What's today's dumpster special? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
2039 It’s my off day. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2040 Oh yeah! You think you have a rat ‘problem’? I lost my job, unpaid student loans, and I think my wife is cheating on me. Lady I got rat ‘problems’ 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2041 Can I get a fly in my soup? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2042 No, I’m not Mickey. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2043 I am so tickled that you have Welsh Rarebit on the menu. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2044 I’ll have the catsup. Sup is Swedish for soup, right? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2045 What's your fromage de jour? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2046 I’ll have the cheese pizza with a side of garbage. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2047 Foie Gras, s’il vous plait 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
2048 No, sir, that's "mousse" on the menu, not "mouse"! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2049 Calm down, sweetheart--it says "mousse." 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2050 Can you bring me a running wheel with my appetizer? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2051 I am working on changing my image. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2052 Are all your selections d-Con free? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2053 I heard you specialize in small plates? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2054 Is the catfish de-whiskered? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2055 You know what, I will get the Catfish.” -Jon T High Point, N 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2056 I’ll have the Quattro Formaggio 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2057 Is the cheese tray enough for one? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2058 I've been wanting to eat out here for years. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2059 The grilled cheese special... Heavy on the cheese. Hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2060 Mousse??? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2061 I'm not ready to order. There are many more of us on the way. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2062 I'll order when my Vice President, Mike Pence, gets here. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2063 Today, I’d like to try something on menu 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
2064 I'll open with gorgonzola-and-onion tart, followed by the Havarti souffle, and finish with the salt-caramel cheesecake. And could I see your wine list? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2065 Not quite the hole in the wall that the review made it out to be. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2066 And if you see my wife in the kitchen, will you tell her I’m here. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2067 I'll have the cat, well-done, with the bernaise sauce on the side. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2068 No, apparently Harvey and Rudy won’t be joining me this evening. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2069 I'm impressed, this place isn't the usual hole in the wall. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2070 You're right, I can't read. I needed you to stay for a few more seconds while my buddies polished off the dessert cart. 1.3333 0.04558 120 84 33 3
2071 And this time, serve it on a plate, not a spring-loaded trap. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2072 I almost afraid to ask what’s in the ratatouille 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2073 You have an attractive nose. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2074 Is this ratatouille a joke? 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2075 I'm allergic to anything without nuts in it 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2076 The chocolate mousse is vegan, right? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2077 Do you have any lactose free milk and cheese because I'm allergic? 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
2078 I don't remember what it's called, but I had it once under the rails at the 72nd Street Station. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2079 I’m here for the bottomless coffee. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2080 If they want to study intermittent fasting on me, they better learn how to lock a cage! 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2081 I will have the ratatouille special please 1.3333 0.06299 120 95 10 15
2082 Anything, just no kids and no pizza. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2083 Yes, I'll have a slice of brie, hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2084 I would like the cheese platter sans traps please. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2085 I'll have your finest trash. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2086 I've enjoyed your dumpster, but tonight I thought I'd try something fresh. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2087 This place use to be just a hole in the wall. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
2088 No, I don't want cheese! I want money - and plenty of it. I'm not a mouse - I'm a republican. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2089 I'll have the Gruyère, no trap. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
2090 I'll have the Gouda, but hold the trap. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2091 Can you make it quick -- I got this new gig in Anaheim. I know the red shorts, white gloves, and yellow shoes are embarrassing to wear all the time but it pays the bills. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2092 I'll have the pizza to take out. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2093 Monique could no longer deny the reality that her neighborhood was experiencing rapid gentrification 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
2094 I'll have the ratatouille, and cheesecake for desert. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2095 I'll start with the cheese plate. Can you serve that in a maze? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2096 Is the garbage fresh? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2097 Look, I'm not a conventional rodent, I'm a class act rat ! 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
2098 Contrary to appearances, I’d actually prefer something a little less binding. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2099 I’ll have the garbage pail potpourri. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2100 I would like the cheese wedge appetizer, a grilled cheese sandwich, the cheese soufflé entrée, and the chocolate cheesecake for dessert. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2101 I heard you finally got rid of the roach problem. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2102 Une petite plobleme madamoiselle ... c’est menu est ... Oh hell, the thing is ... I can barely read English! 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2103 Triple cheddar burger! Hold the meat! Hold the bun. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2104 And that piece of cheese that fell behind the prep table... 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2105 How do You serve your rat-tatoiulle? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2106 My family is coming, so we're going to need seating for 337 guests 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2107 No, I know we look alike, but Mickey’s actually a huge douchebag. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2108 Could you please bring me the cheese cart? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2109 I'll take the chef's a-mouse bouche. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2110 Last time in New York I had pizza in the subway. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2111 This is on the house or I crawl up the health inspector's pant leg and bite him on the dillbag. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2112 The chocolate mousse, please. I'm in need of some company. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2113 I'll have the fillet of feline. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2114 Yes I do have a question... is your garbage locally sourced? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2115 I'm just waiting for my friends. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2116 This place sure beats Subways. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2117 I just went vegan. Do you have any of that delicious nut cheese? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2118 I’m as confused about this as you are. One minute I’m a horse out by the Park, and the next, some old lady waves her little wand, and POOF! I want cheese and not hay!! 1.3305 0.05254 118 83 26 6
2119 Do you have the mini-mouse menu? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2120 Do you have pizza by the slice? 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
2121 Would it be possible to substitute gruyère for the Brie? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2122 One big question - what IS ratatouille? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2123 I’ll have the goat cheese omelette, the cauliflower with cheese sauce, a side of potatoes au gratin and a very small glass of Chardonnay. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2124 Yes, I'd like a Corona to start with...just the beer please. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2125 And what is your house cheese? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2126 Is the American cheese local? 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
2127 Why, yes, it is my first time dining with you... though I've sampled your entire menu every night in the kitchen for two years. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2128 I’ll start with the cookie. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2129 Thanks for having me during this crisis. I'll have the 'Parmigiano di Roma' neat with a glass of Chianti. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2130 I do not have to pay at night - why now? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2131 Do you have any Gray Poupon? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2132 Do you have a bigger table? 500 friends will be joining me. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2133 And, please, hold the mouse-turd. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2134 Because the review said I could get high over-priced garbage here. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2135 I'll have sawdust and gnawed insulation as my two sides, and could you start me off with some paint chips? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2136 Just a pizza slice to go. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2137 I would like a garbage sampler from Broadway and 96th street 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2138 Finally I’m a customer instead of a pest ! 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2139 I’ll have the Garbage Salad with day-old bread and yesterday’s cheese. 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
2140 I usually eat at the little hole-in-the-wall 'round the corner. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2141 Yeah, I still get the odd eek here and there" 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2142 What, exactly, is in your ratatouille? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2143 Would you recommend the Gruyere, Camembert or the Gorgonzola? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
2144 One half -eaten slice of pizza and make sure it's filthy. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
2145 I’d like to squeak to the manager. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
2146 For once, I'd like to eat something before it gets to the dumpster. You know what I mean? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2147 I would like to order a large serving of chocolate mousse. To be clear, that is M-O-U-S-S-E. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2148 Cheeseburger. Hold the burger. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2149 That predator/pray special sounds good. Catfish it is! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2150 Impressive...I thought this place was just a hole-in-the wall 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2151 Fromage, s'il vous plait. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2152 I'll have a small cheese pizza without the trap, please 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2153 I'll take the half-eaten pizza slice from the dumpster, please 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2154 Could you tell me about your cheese plate special? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2155 Do the crumbs come on a plate or on the floor? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2156 I’ve learned not to trust the free cheese boards. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2157 What's this 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' crap? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2158 I know this sounds... unconventional, but ask your chef if he or she is conversant with the many ways to serve cat. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2159 Cheeseburger, but hold the burger and roll. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2160 It's so refreshing to be out from under the booth. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2161 No. I'm not from Nimh. Where's that? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2162 I’ll have the crumbs of what she’s having. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2163 What do you mean no shirt no service? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2164 Is the parsley fresh 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2165 The big "C" on the grade card drew me in. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2166 Chocolate Mousse, Please 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2167 For the heck of it, I'll try the Mousse! 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2168 The cheese plate. Hold the trap”. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2169 Can I get that without the cheese? I'm lactose intolerant 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2170 Something in a cheesy vein... 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2171 You don't serve Cat Meat?, oh rats! 1.3276 0.05015 116 87 22 7
2172 I”ll have the ratatouille please with lots of cheese 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2173 Wait...this is a VEGAN RESTAURANT??? 1.3276 0.05970 116 88 16 11
2174 ...and make sure there’s extra cheese on that burger!” 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2175 Ever since I toured the subway I’ve been craving a slice of New York pizza. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2176 Do you do a mousatoullie? 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2177 It’s been a long day long day with the health inspector. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2178 I'll have what was on the floor last week. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2179 The menu is lovely, but all I really want to know is what the food is served on. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2180 Just the mouse wine, thanks. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2181 Instead of scurrying around your kitchen all night, I’ve decided to come out as a regular diner. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2182 So your Special of the Day is Roast Cat? 1.3276 0.04940 116 84 27 5
2183 Oh, you just assumed I wanted leftovers? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2184 Just the usual, Mac N’Cheese, hold the Mac. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2185 . . . and hold the catnip. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2186 I'll try the chef's nibbling menu. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2187 What do you mean you can’t serve me your Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 2012 in a water feeder? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2188 The cheese isn’t spring loaded, is it? 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2189 Is Remy in the kitchen tonight? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2190 May I see your cheese menu? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2191 I'm expecting a cat named Jerry to join me. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2192 Wow, this place is a real hole in the wall! 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2193 The cheese board with the metal spring mix. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2194 Could you tell me what comes with the cheese platter? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2195 Oh — I was actually asking about the mousse. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2196 I'll have a feline mignon 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2197 Is the food as good here as on the kitchen floor? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2198 Yes, I'd like to start with some cheese, then I'll have your cheese, and for dessert also cheese. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2199 Whatever comes with cheese. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2200 And no cheese - that's so cliched. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2201 Yes, four of us: Tom and Jerry and Jean and Tonic 1.3276 0.05513 116 88 19 9
2202 My real concern is the human hairs in the storage room 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
2203 And can I have it served on one of those wooden plates with the grey wire?" 1.3276 0.05235 116 86 23 7
2204 Do you have anything lactose free? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2205 Congratulations on your health department A rating. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2206 What's the featured bird on the Early Bird special? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2207 Before I order, could I see your cheese list? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2208 Tom doesn't still work here, right? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2209 Could you come back once my date arrives? 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
2210 Whatever you have in a bag. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2211 your Gruyère tastes best after it's been left out for a while 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2212 Cheese fondue, please. Hold the kirsch. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2213 Mouseatouille" please 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2214 How's the Swiss, Miss? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2215 I'll have the Ratatouille with extra cheese. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2216 Do you have anything that hasn’t been contaminated by humans? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2217 Yes, I am dining alone. I was ditched for the Farmer’s wife. Cheesecake for one, please. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2218 Do you have a grass-fed cheese? 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2219 Do you have a 12-month manchego? 1.3276 0.04545 116 84 28 4
2220 To Hell with the cookie... let's find out what happens when you give a mouse a whiskey on the rocks. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2221 Sir, for the last time, we don’t have ratatouille on the menu. 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2222 This place might not be the greatest, but it's no hole in the wall! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2223 I’d like the fondue, but warm enough to dip my toes in. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2224 I'll have a double cheeseburger -- and hold the burger! 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
2225 This time I would appreciate being served more than just the crumbs. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2226 I’ll have fried catfish and cheese on the side, please! 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
2227 I’ll have what’s left over from what they had! And an old fashioned. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2228 I said mousse not mouse. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2229 I know the ratatouille and cheese has been totally overdone so I won't fall into that trap again. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2230 Will you be dining alone this evening? "Yes, I will have the roasted fiva bean soup with a chilled Chianti." 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2231 I need to wait for my date. She's in the wall. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2232 I'll have a nibble of most everything in the kitchen. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2233 Do you have a cheese course? 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2234 Thought I wouldn't eat in the kitchen today, the new cook isn't dropping as much. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2235 Is this a five star restaurant 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2236 A grilled ratcheese sandwich, please. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2237 The cheese plate... obviously! 1.3276 0.05162 116 88 20 8
2238 You may recognize me as part of the Rat Pack. I'll have the charcuterie and a Mouse Trap, hold the cherries. 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2239 Actually I am going to be celebrating with my pack. WHO is blaming the pandemic on the Pangolins this time 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2240 I'm gonna go wild here, and skip the cheese plate. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
2241 I'll take your kitchen scraps to go." 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2242 For starters, I'd like a Tom & Jerry cocktail, hold the Tom, please. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2243 I don't normally eat alone but the Rat Pack leader thought we should try some 'social distancing'... 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2244 I'll start with the cheese and cracker plate...hold the crackers. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2245 Just the usual cheese, without the trappings. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2246 What do you have that recently fell on the kitchen floor? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2247 My friend got a slice of pizza here to go, and he said it was the best he's ever had. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2248 Special, please - with the plastic bag on the side and hold on the mint flavoring 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
2249 Just 5 more minutes, please. Tom never misses my birthday. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2250 I'll have the langues-de-chat 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2251 I'm a rodent, even if I had money where would I keep it? It's not like I have a pouch. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2252 I'll have the human-atouille, please. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2253 I'll have whatever the fat cat is having 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2254 Do you have Braille menus, because my three cousins will be in for lunch? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2255 What's the Dumpster Dive special tonight? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2256 I feel like some comfort food--have the cook scrape together whatever he has on the floor. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
2257 I’m waiting for one more but he’s trapped at work right now. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2258 Does the cheese come in a trap? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2259 Whole foods please, no crumbs, and nothing from the floor. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
2260 Does that come with queso? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
2261 I'll take the crumb de jour, please. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2262 I'll take a few crumbs of everything. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2263 What’s the found rotting behind the refrigerator special today? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
2264 Got anything from the dumpster out back? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2265 So what kind of cheese do you have for lactose-intolerant mice? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2266 I'll have the quattro formaggio pizza, please, and hold the crust. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2267 How is the garbage prepared? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2268 I'll have yesterday's soup of the day, the half-eaten steak, and for dessert the upside-down upside-down cake. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2269 The cheese plate is always tempting, but I'll have today's special for a change. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
2270 I''ll have the Al Rodente' 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
2271 The last Mousketeer. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2272 No, not the lobster. I had that in the kitchen last night. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2273 I'm actually here about a job. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2274 The ground cat topped pizza please. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2275 Do you really serve mousse! 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2276 When in France? I'll have the ratatouille, of course. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
2277 Pete Wells says this place serves garbage, so I figure I can't go wrong. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2278 En faire tout un fromage, ma chérie 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2279 I'll have the lactose-free cheese plate, please! 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2280 From Wisconsin, you say? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2281 I’ll have one of each. I’ve never gotten to eat AT the table before. 1.3246 0.05359 114 88 17 9
2282 I'll have the swiss on rye 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
2283 Your B rating seems grossly unfair. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2284 What other specials do you have besides RAT- atouille? 1.3246 0.04316 114 79 34 1
2285 Didn't you work at the dumpster on 43rd Street? 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2286 But don't you have anything that's NOT fresh? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2287 Although I could only sample items from your menu on an eat and run basis during my stay in your kitchen, I am now happy to order the cheese soufflé'. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
2288 Just a coffee. I already ate in the alley. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2289 I'll take all your cheese please. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2290 Don't tell anyone I'm Pete Wells, okay? 1.3246 0.05572 114 87 18 9
2291 So I flipped the pizza slice for a $500,000 investment 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2292 Hold on, This is no Mickey Mouse decision 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2293 Nothing too fancy,just anything the chef dropped on the floor. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2294 Is the soft mozzarella fresh? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2295 Is your cheddar trap-free? 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
2296 I'll have the charcuterie board - hold the snap trap, please. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2297 What can you recommend in the way of an entrée that’s generous, yet draggable? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
2298 I'll have the catsoup. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2299 Yes, cheese on the side; and straighten the linguini, I just got through a maze. 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
2300 Well, I'm not on the menu. What a mercy. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
2301 I'll have the cheese pizza. Hold the pizza. 1.3246 0.05137 114 84 24 6
2302 How many tapas would you recommend for one adult mouse? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2303 Squeak. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2304 Do you have an all you can gnaw special? 1.3214 0.05028 112 82 25 5
2305 No, I don't want the ratatouille- that was just a movie. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2306 Actually, I'm expecting a few more to join me. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2307 Two cubes of cheddar. Traps on the side, please. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2308 Could I have something off yesterday's menu? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2309 If you were a mouse, what would you order? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2310 The fondue please, not the mousse. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2311 I'd like the charcuterie board, hold the meat, olives and nuts. 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
2312 And hold the cheese. I’m lactose-intolerant. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2313 Just me tonight, my friends will be dining in other restaurants in the area 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2314 I think I’ll try the Grana Padano...thank you... 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2315 Well, in New York City, it’s a delicacy. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2316 Obviously I'm not a mouse, I'm not blind, and I don't run. As for my companions, they'll be here soon. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2317 Your food is here is much bettsr than at Chuck E. Cheese's. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2318 This may sound a little cheesy but I would like to order a large cheese pizza with a bowl of cheese soup and a side of cheesy fries. Also, could I order a large cat's meow soda and top it off with a big slice of cheese cake. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2319 I'll have what the cat is having. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2320 Sopa de Gato, please. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2321 The occasion? I am having an In-Between-Cats moment. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2322 I'll have whatever's left of what she's having. 1.3214 0.04782 112 78 32 2
2323 I'll have the cookie, with a glass of milk. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2324 Does wine come by the thimble? 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2325 Does the cheeseburger come with catsup or ketchup? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2326 I’ll have what the boys in the back recommend 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2327 I want the tall order 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2328 Don't tell me you're out of it. I was already down there. My samples were delicious. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2329 Do I need to be aware of any traps in your kitchen? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2330 Do you, by any chance, have a left-over menu? 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2331 I'll have cacciatore. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2332 No, I don’t want any cheese, I’m vegan. Wait, are you being fucking serious right now? 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2333 Did you say the fries come with ketchup or catsup? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2334 The ratatouille please. And what’s a good strong Swiss to go with that? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2335 I just couldn't take another hole-in-a-wall place 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2336 Cheeseburger, hold the cheese 1.3214 0.04433 112 76 36 0
2337 oh yeah, do you mind making the doorknobs shorter? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2338 I'll have the Garbage Au Gratin from the Upper East Side. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2339 I’ll have the cheeseburger, the French onion soup, cottage cheese on the side and the cheese plate for dessert 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2340 A martini, please, with a brie-stuffed olive. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2341 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2342 I will have the cat liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti . 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2343 I think I'll cut right to the cheese. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2344 I'll have the "Pizza Rat" special. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2345 Just cheese today, Marge. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2346 When you bring the cheese board, can you take the first bite? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2347 My cousin said the takeout is to die for. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2348 I will take the cheese platter again, but please hold the trap this time.” 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2349 I’ll have the Ratatouille. Please hold the rat! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2350 A dry martini please, I can’t find that anywhere. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2351 May I see your cheese specialty menu? 1.3214 0.04782 112 78 32 2
2352 Oh, I'm waiting for a friend. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2353 Macaroni and cheese, hold the Mac please 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2354 Do you guys serve cheese? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2355 Miss, before I order, please verify with the chef that the ratatouille ingredients aren't my kin from Central Park 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2356 I’m waiting for my wife, but I guess l’ll go ahead and order the onion rings. 1.3214 0.05185 112 83 23 6
2357 Corona and cheese! 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2358 May I see your crumb list, please? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2359 Sure, you can test a new dish on me. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2360 It's mousse, m-o-u-s-s-e. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2361 I’m not sure what it was but I tried it late last night in the kitchen. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2362 It’s a pilot for a new show, “Restaurant Critic in Disguise.” 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2363 I’ll have the cheeseburger—hold the beef, the bun, and the lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2364 My goodness, why does everything these days seem to come with cheese on it??! 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2365 And your virus comes with that? 1.3214 0.03953 112 81 29 2
2366 Don't worry, you won't get the coronavirus from me!" 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2367 Is the cheese board dairy-free? 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2368 What does the kitchen have in its garbage can? 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
2369 I’ll have the caprese salad, followed by the fondue, and the cheese platter for dessert. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2370 If you give me a cookie, I may give you a handsome tip. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2371 What do you mean “fondue, I presume?” 1.3182 0.04644 110 76 33 1
2372 I'm actually quite close with the chef, can you tell him I'm here? He's the one under the cook's hat. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2373 I'll have the Elephant Steak, very rare, please! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2374 Do you recommend the grilled cheese sandwich, the mac and cheese, or the cheesey fries? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2375 Please dont tell anyone. I'm an undercover restaurant inspector. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2376 I prefer Parmigiano-Reggiano, but a decent Grana Padano will do in a pinch. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2377 Large macaroni and cheese... extra cheese... hold the macaroni! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2378 I love this table but I have another 158 friends who will be joining me soon. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2379 This is all new to me. I usually eat at one of those hole-in-the-wall restaurants. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2380 Is the shareable portion enough for 200? 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2381 Before I order can you please tell me why your health grade hasn't been posted? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2382 I really hope we pass this inspection. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2383 I thought I'd see what it's like on this side of the restaurant. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2384 I'm so excited to be allowed in a restaurant! Even a pandemic has its silver lining, right? 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2385 I'm waiting for friends. But now i'm thirsty. Bring me a Tom and Jerry." 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2386 Any chance of a quieter table? 1.3182 0.04821 110 77 31 2
2387 Hello, I'd like to order a twentieth of an ounce of your finest cheese. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2388 Could I see the small bites list? 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
2389 I'm flattered. I usually don't get carded with all this grey hair. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2390 I'll have the deluxe banquet for 50. I'm expecting some friends who are currently swarming up from the cellar. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2391 Usually I don’t eat any place that would let me dine there. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2392 Is the kitchen still open? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
2393 I'm waiting for some friends to arrive. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
2394 I was expecting a little more ambience from this 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2395 I'll have the cheese plate. It's bound to better than what we get back at the lab. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2396 This sure beats those hole-in-the-wall joints I'm used to. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2397 I'll take your finest cheese and crumbs 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2398 Does your kitchen adhere to the FDA limits of my hair in the food? 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
2399 I got tired of hanging around the kitchen. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2400 And, could you please serve it in a black, plastic trash bag? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2401 I'm having trouble with the choose-what-you-like rather than take-what-you-can-get. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2402 Ratatouille, please. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2403 I’ll eat what they’re having. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2404 I’ll have the Simpatico Lobster. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
2405 I did not stutter, extra cheese! 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2406 I was so sorry to hear about Felix. I'll have the cheese plate. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2407 It says “no substitutions” but I know your kitchen well. Steak au poivre, 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2408 I’d like to start with the cheese course and see how far I get.” 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2409 No, I'm the health inspector. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2410 I heard you served mice in here, but I don't see any on the menu. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2411 You recommend the cheese, huh? Yeah, nice try. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2412 I'm waiting for the Mrs., but in the meantime I'd like to start with the cheese platter. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
2413 Cheese, please. Hold the trap. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2414 This really IS a better mousetrap! 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2415 Yes please super-size me. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2416 I'll have the Cheese fondue. And could you bring me a straw? 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2417 Is the ratatouille made fresh? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2418 The d-CON is fine, but no MSG, peanuts, gluten or GMO please. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2419 The usual. And please, stop serving it on the mousetrap. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2420 Chat avec pomme en bouche, s'il vous plaît. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2421 And can I get extra cheese on my grilled cheese, please." 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2422 I’ll need the check before the Board of Health arrives. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2423 Instead of scavenging for food, I have been dreaming of ordering it like a normal person. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
2424 Aren’t you the rat from Ratatouille? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2425 And what is the Trap of the Day 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2426 And if you don’t mind a special request, please serve it on the floor. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2427 Just a nibble of cheese, please. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2428 Say cheese! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2429 Tell me about today’s scraps. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2430 You're positive there is no rat in the Ratatouille? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2431 I'll have your best cheese please! Can you assure me this isn't some kind of trap though? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2432 You mean the whole time I could’ve just ordered of the menu? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2433 Is the Ratatouille good here? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2434 Would it be asking too much to dispense with the plate and just drop that on the floor? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2435 Don't worry - I'm very lactose tolerant. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2436 What’s in the ratatouille. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2437 'How runny is your Camembert this evening?' 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2438 I'm so glad you found this unusually low table for me! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2439 Please, before you assume anything. I’m Vegan! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2440 I'll have a wedge of your House cheese. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2441 And a side of the house cheese. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2442 I'll have the catburger with lactose free cheese and a skinny latte. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2443 I think I'll skip dinner and go straight for the cheese course 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2444 I'll have what everyone is having. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2445 I'd like to start and finish with the cheese board. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2446 I'll just have the cheese plate. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2447 Whoa! This is way cooler than the kitchen floor! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2448 Do you have any fresh garbage? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2449 Waddya say we get a drink after work? I know this hole in the wall. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2450 I'll start with a Dirty Martini. Shaken, stirred, and spilled on the floor. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2451 I'll take the vegan cheese platter please. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2452 I don't want coffee. I don't want the usual. I want out of this hum drum life. Fly away with me my darling. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2453 Actually, I'll just dine in the kitchen. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2454 May I see your Verminu? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2455 ... and a bottle of your best mousecatel. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
2456 I'll do the tasting menu 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2457 I'm trying to locate a friend of mine. Is your state health inspection available for viewing? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2458 What wine pairing do you recommend with feline foie gras? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2459 I’ll have the plat de fromage sans trap. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2460 Do you age your meat?” 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2461 Please, sir, order off the menu, not the floor. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2462 ..what do you mean no "Fricassé de Garbage" in your menu? 1.3119 0.02331 109 84 23 2
2463 Yes, I’d like a mousse all for myself. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2464 Fondue - but to take out. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2465 Mais non, monsieur. That is not your cousin on the menu. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2466 I’ll take the comte, hold the trap. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2467 things go better with cheddar 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2468 No, just a plain hamburger. It’s Lent. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2469 How’s today’s peanut butter? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2470 Do you serve any cat? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2471 I’ll have what cheese having! 1.3113 0.04418 106 80 22 4
2472 No, I don't want ratatouille. Why does everyone keep asking me that? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2473 There aren't any mouse traps in the bathroom right? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2474 Mmmm. What are tonight's health violations? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2475 Smile when you say cheese. 1.3113 0.05168 106 79 22 5
2476 Believe me, I know what you have back there in the kitchen. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2477 I like to have a cat soup first 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2478 ... and if you don't have my cheese plate out here pronto I'll run all around the restaurant. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2479 I’m eating for a dozen 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
2480 Actually, this IS my first time coming in, but my family eats here daily. Tim Papciak Pittsburgh, Penn 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2481 I've seen your kitchen, what do you have that is prepackaged? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2482 Can I have the brown rice? Sticky rice on a tray brings up painful memories. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2483 Before ordering,would you mind if I moved to inside an interior wall? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2484 Is the D-Con fresh? 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
2485 One slice to go. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2486 Yes, I know I belong in the kitchen. I'm on a break, OK? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2487 At these prices, it's no wonder! 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
2488 I was told this is where all of the fanciest rats in town dine. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2489 With this coronavirus going around, I can finally get a descent table in this joint. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2490 What time do you get off? I know a great little maze just around the corner... 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2491 Do you have any hand sanitizer? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2492 My friend who lives in the kitchen told me about this place. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2493 I’m an old friend of the chef. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2494 Your ingredients taste delicious, now I want to try the final product. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2495 hey legs, i’ll take whatever this sad sack of shit Business Casual on a Saturday over here’s having. literally, what he’s having—bring me his scraps. and jesus fucken christ you work for tips don’t you? how about a smile 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2496 Do you want extra cheese with that? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2497 It misspelled mousse, I hope. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2498 Don't turn around, but the health inspector is behind you, so it' s in both our interests to pretend that I'm just another customer. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2499 I’ve been dining here for years, I decided it was finally time to order what I eat. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2500 I’d like the cheese plate, but without that nasty spring-loaded snapping thing they usually come with. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2501 I'll have what they're having - after they've finished with it. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2502 I noticed in the window that your health grade is ‘Pending’. Care to explain? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2503 I'll take whatever my friends are having under the table 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2504 I'll have a cheeseburger, cheese fries, the cheesecake...and today's selection of assorted cheeses. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2505 Yes, I am D-Con intolerant. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2506 And while you’re at it, could you bring me a pair of pants? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2507 I pronounce it 'mouse' 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2508 The lump of cheese sounds perfect, but do you know if it's poison-free? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2509 A la carte only. Whatever falls on the floor. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2510 I don't mean to alarm you ma'am, but a cockroach just ran across the floor. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2511 I only dine in places I know are up to code. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2512 I know this breaks all kinds of health laws, so I’d better take mine to go. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2513 I'll get the pasta with extra cheese. It's so gouda. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2514 Don't worry; the Health Inspector was a no-show, so I snagged his reservation. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2515 Tell me about the Artisanal Cheese selection. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2516 I'll have a slice of pizza. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2517 Le fromage du jour, s'il vous plais. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2518 I'll start off with a garden salad with bleu cheese dressing, then a cheese blintz, and for my entree a grilled cheese sandwich -extra cheese- with a side of cheese fries, and for dessert...what kind of cheese cake do you have? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2519 Do you have a leftover menu? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2520 I have taken the opportunity to sample all the menu items and I know they are all delicious, so why don't you just ask the chef to surprise me. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2521 I'd like the Cheese Platter. Hold the Trap. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2522 I'll start with the cheese plate, followed by a grilled cheese sandwich, with cheesecake for dessert. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2523 Is the Four Cheese Nachos from grass-fed cows? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2524 I'll take the Fondue-- with Cheese 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2525 Your reviews are terrible. But I've eaten poison and survived, so I thought, what the hell. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2526 I’ll have the cheese board. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2527 Hi, I'd like a ratatouille. Preferably without the rat. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2528 He’ll be here soon - two Tom and Jerrys, please. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2529 Yes, I said mouse, not moose. Do I look like I have antlers? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2530 I do hope the chocolate mousse is not a misspelling. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2531 I'll have the anything. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2532 I'll have the fromage con queso. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2533 Is your garbage fresh today? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2534 I'd like the cheese plate. 1.3077 0.04444 104 79 21 4
2535 I’ll have the mac and cheese. And hold the mac. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2536 The cheese plate to start! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2537 There’s some upsides. I mean, how else do I get this table if there’s no coronavirus? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2538 That’s right. The cheeseburger without the burger. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2539 It's nice to be back in the area. I frequented this place years ago. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2540 ....with extra cheese, please! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2541 Your plague - is it free range 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2542 Just the cheese, thank you. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2543 The new kitchen Roomba has changed my dietary options 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2544 Do you have a maze I could run through before I'm served? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2545 Yes, I do subscribe to Health Inspector Magazine. Why do you ask? 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2546 At your place I just lick the butter and eat leftovers. What would you suggest? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2547 I think I’ll just have the buffet 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2548 I’ll have the Quiche Quarantine 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2549 I will have the halloumi, and the menu paper looks delicious too. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2550 For a change, I'll just have the cheese plate, with a small side of cheese... 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2551 I'll skip the entée and main dish and go straight to the cheese platter. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2552 Which red would you recommend with an entire wheel of cheddar? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2553 I think what you heard was bring me 'some cheese,' when I actually said bring me 'ALL your cheese...' 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2554 I'll take your finest cheese, please. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2555 I’ll have a cheeseburger hold the meat. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2556 Yes, I will have the cheese platter. Hold the mustard. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2557 If I may, a jar of Cheez Whiz, please - and a spoon. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2558 I'll have the cheese souffle with extra cheese and a side order of cheese....and the cheese cake. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2559 What do you mean cheese cost 50 cents more? 1.3077 0.04749 104 73 30 1
2560 Daaaamn, girl! That’s quite a maze of options. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2561 Any recommendations? They told me the food here is garbage. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2562 I'd like your garbage to-go. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2563 You said there would be cheese on the menu, but I can't see any cheese. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2564 I just thought we should normalize our relationship. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2565 No cheese? This place is a hole in the wall. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2566 Can I get one slice of pizza to go? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2567 Ratatouille, extra cheese. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2568 I can't read any of this. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2569 I'll have the dumpster du jour. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2570 No sir, the Ratatouille does not contain any rat. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2571 “I’ll have what the guy under your counter is having.” 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2572 I hear your cheese board really snaps. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2573 You're sure there's no mouse in the mousse? 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2574 What's a "dietary restriction"? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2575 I'LL have the CAT please ! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2576 Would you say the portions are big? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2577 The cheese plate this time 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2578 I’ll have the cheese plate again, but this time hold the springy metal part. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2579 Do you recommend the Fondue or the cordon blue? 1.3039 0.05358 102 74 23 4
2580 Hold the blue cheese, please. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2581 I'll have a cheeseburger. Hold the bun, hold the burger. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2582 The chèvre, please. 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
2583 One slice of pizza to go, please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2584 I'll start with a glass of your Mouse Wine. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2585 Comp my meal or I'll inform the Department of Health that I live here. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2586 I'll have the welsh rarebit to start, then the grilled cheese. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2587 I'll be honest, I can't read a lick of this so I'll just have cheese. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2588 This is no hole-in-the-wall, that's for sure. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2589 I’d like something cat-cheese please 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2590 I was impressed with your menu until I got to desserts. Chocolate mousse is offensive. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2591 Well, exactly how big is the large? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2592 I assume the Ratatouille can be made vegan? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2593 I'll take the cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the onions, hold the ketchup, hold the bun. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2594 I'll have one of your small plates. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2595 I would like a nice piece of catfish, please. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2596 I will have the Mac and Cheese. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2597 Cubed Cheddar with a glass of the Yellow Tail Cab, please. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2598 I'll start with the cheese course, hold the trap. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2599 Tell me about the catfish special. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2600 What wouldn't a rat eat? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2601 I'll have The Disney, with a side of Copyright Infringement. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2602 Is the cat wild caught or farmed? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2603 ...and a slice to go. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2604 Does the cheese board have any spring-loaded devices attached to it? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2605 Yes, I'll have the cheddar - and can you recommend a wine to go with that? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2606 Do you mind if we wait? I have twenty-six joining me. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2607 I don't care if the damn chicken had a happy childhood. What I wanna know is if you touch your face. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2608 So, how's the grilled cheese? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2609 I'll have the retch of the day. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2610 I’ll have a slice of subway pizza on a dirty crust. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2611 I think I’ll have the chocolate mouse please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2612 Cheese plate and a glass of Port Authority drip bucket, please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2613 I'll have something you'd bait a trap with, hold the trap. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2614 Would you happen to have a nice, slightly nutty taste camembert 1987? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2615 What do you recommend with an abundance of caution? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2616 I'll have a look at your cheese menu please. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2617 Just the usual Mildred, cheese. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2618 Actually, I don’t want the ratatouille. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2619 I'll have the Havahart Special 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2620 I don’t want to get trapped into the usual Mac and cheese... 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2621 I don't care if it is the special, I don't want your ratatouille. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2622 I’m gluten free. I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich but please hold the bread. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2623 Is the mousse single? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2624 Also, I'll take a slice of pizza to go. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2625 I'm tired of eating cheese. Do you serve Chinese food? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2626 Do you have a vegan cheese plate? I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2627 I'll try the 2020 Camembert. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2628 The tomatoes he bought this morning tasted amazing, and I just want to see what Pierre can do with them!" 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2629 I'll have the Stilton with crackers and pears, hold the trap. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2630 I’ll start with the Ratatouille and finish with the Chocolate Mousse... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2631 Which of the specials requires the least hands-on preparation? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2632 I’ll have the pasta - al rodente 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2633 I've heard you make a mean cat! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2634 I'll have the subway pizza, please. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2635 Your Health Department grade was conspicuously missing from the entrance. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2636 I'd like the fondue, please. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2637 Thought I would try it up front. It is so crowded back of the house these days. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2638 I'll start with the subway pizza and the ratatouille for the entree. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2639 Child’s portion please! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2640 The tidbits in the pantry seem tastier than the stuff on this menu. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2641 I'll have what the rats in the kichen are having. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2642 I had to get out the house. Working from home is killing me. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2643 I’ve tasted all these out back. Yuck. Got any specials? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2644 I'll have the double cheese burger -- hold the burger. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2645 Do you have and free-range cheese? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2646 Who stole my cheese? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2647 Do flies come with that? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2648 I ate here last year for the ‘Mouse Pad Convention’, your portions were enormous”. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2649 How about your improbable catburger, medium rare? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2650 I'll just have the small salad and whatever that table doesn't finish. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2651 I don't know much about her, but she wrote "a perfect date includes a chocolate mouse" 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2652 What’s the cat of the day? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2653 Is the cheese locally-sourced? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2654 I'll just have a plate of food waste. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2655 I heard about this place by word of mouse. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2656 I will have cheese on it, thank you! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2657 I'll have the fried catfish, and hold the fish. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2658 Burger & fries. Hold the cheese. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2659 It's time we get to know each other a little better,don't you think? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2660 That was “mousse” not “mouse”. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2661 Is your cheese lactose-free? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2662 Did the cooks wash their hands? 1.3000 0.05774 100 75 18 6
2663 Hold the veal. Just the Parmesan, please. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2664 What kind of pizza is in the garbage today? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2665 I’ll have five orders of the cheese course 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
2666 When was your last health inspection? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2667 Which do you have? Ketchup or catsup? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2668 Make it a medium. The large pie is a bitch to drag across the street. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2669 Sorry about the elephant. I didn't see him sitting there. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2670 What do you mean, 'You pay the piper, you call the tune'? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2671 I'll have the catfish special,please 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2672 I’ll have the mac and cheese...extra cheese” 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2673 And please make sure the chef is washing his hands frequently 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2674 It will be nice to have cheese that is not served on trap, for once. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2675 Can the cheese plate come in the shape of a wheel? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2676 I'll have cheese balls as an appetizer, then a cheese pizza, and cheesecake for dessert. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2677 Why aren't there any roaches on the menu? Your kitchen is infested with them. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2678 I'd like to eat in style today. I'm tired of dining on the crumbs ya'll leave behind. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2679 How’s the ratatouille today? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2680 Does the Brie come with grapes? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2681 Yes, I'll have the cheese sticks, cheese steak, and cheese cake. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2682 Are you able to prepare the cheese without the trap? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2683 Can you ask the chef to just smear some peanut butter on a plate? Thank you. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2684 I'll start with cheese sticks, then have a cheese burger - extra cheese, please, and for dessert let's try the cheesecake." 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2685 I'll have the child's portion of the ratatouille, please. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2686 I'll have the brie. Hold the trap. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2687 I decided to try here for a change from the hole-in-the-wall joint. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2688 We're not all wolves on Wall Street. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2689 Hold everything but the cheese. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2690 I’ll have literally anything. Make sure it’s free, I don’t have any money. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2691 Cheese Omelette.................hold the eggs. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2692 It' s the Year of the Rat in China, but I'm not the kind of guy who likes special treatment. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2693 Just the cheese. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2694 I'll have whatever they programmed my brain to have. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2695 I'll have the black plague burger, with cheese." 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2696 I’ll have the trout with the maggot glaze, if, and this is important, it’s been lying around for at least a month. If not, I’ll just have the deluxe cheeseburger. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2697 Where's the cheese! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2698 I just found out I’m lactose intolerant, what kind of cheese do you recommend? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2699 Just serve me the usual: whatever you find underneath the refrigerator. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2700 Pest-o pasta, ironically. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2701 How come it says you serve shrimps but no mention of mice? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2702 Do you have ratatouille? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2703 Which dishes are gluten free? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2704 For the burger, bun, fries, and toppings, I’d like to substitute cheese. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2705 Just some liederkranz and saltines. And oh, a bottle of Clausthaler 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2706 I’ll have the cheezy fries as an entree and the Dickory Dock salad with extra Roquefort. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2707 I'll have the fillet bubon. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2708 What do you recommend out of the dumpster? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2709 It’s ok, I washed my hands and feet for 20 seconds 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2710 While I'm waiting for my date to arrive,just the cheeseboard and dry sherry please. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2711 The cheese: domestic or imported? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2712 Is your pizza better than what I find in the subway? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2713 Is the cat fresh? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2714 I’ll have whatever the rats are having. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2715 I discovered that it's much easier just to steal credit cards. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2716 So tell me more about this off menu cheeseboard of yours...