Contest #701


Cartoon

701

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I know I don’t look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.”
  2. “The last time I was here, I swear they tried to poison me.”
  3. “There’ll be several hundred of us.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-03-15T19:29:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-03-29T19:30:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-03-23T19:30:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 30, 2020
Number of captions 5946
Number of responses 1083114
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I just want to make sure 'mousse' isn't a typo. 2.3544 0.00604 14266 2078 5048 7126
1 I was considering ordering the cheese board but that seems like a trap. 2.2693 0.00713 10919 1964 4048 4896
2 I've been coming to this place since it was a hole in the wall. 2.2559 0.00590 17326 3587 5720 8012
3 I know I don't look familiar, but believe me, I eat here all the time. 2.1800 0.00660 14102 3302 4964 5823
4 Just coffee, I have to get back to the lab. 2.1034 0.00635 15484 4106 5662 5708
5 There'll be several hundred of us. 2.0908 0.00842 8752 2364 3226 3150
6 The last time I was here, I swear they tried to poison me. 1.9831 0.00780 10560 3478 3769 3300
7 Remember when I was the worst thing to temporarily shut down a restaurant? 1.9588 0.00869 8613 2980 2996 2623
8 I remember when this place was just a hole in the wall. 1.9500 0.00794 9866 3337 3679 2838
9 Could you suggest something light? I have a maze to run this afternoon. 1.9487 0.00820 8465 2647 3599 2207
10 Well hell yeah I want cheese on it !!! 1.9472 0.01274 3956 1379 1407 1170
11 I usually eat out back, but it's my birthday. 1.9357 0.00825 9114 3135 3421 2547
12 I’ll have a wedge of Swiss on a flat wooden board. No springs attached. 1.9243 0.00890 8417 3142 2764 2508
13 I'd like one of the cheeses in the refrigerator with the door that's so hard to open. 1.9222 0.00906 7625 2719 2770 2123
14 Oh, chocolate 'mousse'...that's a relief. 1.9217 0.00908 7046 2347 2892 1791
15 Get used to it, we're the only ones not afraid to go out anymore. 1.9209 0.00883 8370 3084 2853 2426
16 I don't understand - everywhere I go gets horrible reviews. 1.9193 0.00846 8695 3088 3204 2390
17 The ratatouille is... vegetarian, right? 1.9018 0.01133 4604 1613 1823 1156
18 I trust that the 'chocolate mouse' is a typo. 1.8872 0.00801 9808 3701 3498 2597
19 Do you have cat? I've always wanted to taste cat. 1.8866 0.00992 6996 2846 2080 2057
20 Just me tonight, she got trapped at work.” 1.8779 0.00957 6795 2581 2460 1749
21 Did you wash your hands? 1.8605 0.01114 5304 2168 1702 1426
22 No cheese plate? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this? 1.8560 0.00894 8123 3300 2678 2134
23 I’ve been eating here for years and I never knew you had table service! 1.8462 0.00982 6132 2365 2345 1419
24 I’ve been coming here since it was just a hole-in-the-wall. 1.8409 0.00965 6607 2644 2367 1592
25 Here's the deal: you comp my meal and nobody at the Board of Health has to know I was ever here. 1.8326 0.01124 4857 1964 1742 1150
26 ...fair enough, I'll have the ham and Swiss on Rye-hold the ham, hold the Rye. 1.8192 0.01003 6233 2621 2112 1495
27 I'll have whatever's on the floor. 1.8179 0.01012 6344 2737 2013 1587
28 It's not on the menu but I wonder if I could have some of that delicious Swiss cheese in your pantry ... high up on the shelf, left hand corner ... 1.8152 0.00982 6265 2581 2258 1423
29 My friends in the kitchen recommended this place. 1.8089 0.01130 4552 1842 1734 972
30 Long time visitor, first time customer! 1.8001 0.01240 3822 1580 1423 815
31 Yeah, you could say I've eaten here before. 1.7806 0.01403 2758 1118 1126 512
32 I hate to be a bother, but I think I saw a cockroach.” 1.7776 0.01465 2999 1373 920 704
33 I've already nibbled on everything, so I know exactly what I want. 1.7704 0.01063 5231 2282 1865 1082
34 I loved your bad review in the Times. 1.7583 0.01064 5771 2750 1660 1357
35 My usual. But on a plate. 1.7479 0.02174 1198 528 444 226
36 What, exactly, is in the mousse? 1.7440 0.01193 3910 1717 1474 716
37 Just please don't serve it on a slab of wood with a spring attached 1.7426 0.01081 5400 2573 1634 1187
38 filet de chat, s'ili vous plait, avec fromage…. 1.7402 0.01181 4585 2217 1338 1026
39 It'll just be me tonight. My wife got trapped at work. 1.7386 0.01197 4066 1859 1408 795
40 I'd like the cheese platter, please, without any of the trappings. 1.7276 0.01460 2768 1297 925 544
41 I remember this place when it was just a hole in the wall... 1.7262 0.01345 3393 1632 1056 703
42 I'll have what she's leaving. 1.7229 0.01372 3133 1477 1045 609
43 This is great. A month ago, I couldn’t even get in the door, let alone get a reservation. 1.7155 0.01897 1543 710 562 270
44 This time let the chef surprise ME! 1.7126 0.02409 995 471 339 185
45 I usually eat in the kitchen, but today's my birthday. 1.7075 0.01477 2639 1256 895 486
46 The Grilled Cheese, please. 1.7009 0.01204 4464 2312 1174 977
47 I'll have the cheese platter, without any of the trappings. 1.7004 0.01293 3511 1713 1135 662
48 I'd like to order a martini for the cat sitting at the bar. And please tell her, "There's no need to keep playing this game". 1.6834 0.01850 1728 871 533 324
49 You've got a great underground following! 1.6799 0.01682 1946 945 672 323
50 Good guess, but I'll just have the spaghetti. 1.6783 0.01440 2931 1514 846 571
51 Define 'I'll be taking care of you.' 1.6771 0.01828 1722 863 552 306
52 That's far enough. I'm social distancing. 1.6732 0.01620 2200 1112 691 394
53 I’m celebrating not being the species spreading disease. 1.6717 0.01667 2108 1077 646 385
54 Can you tell me about your small plates. 1.6714 0.01482 2511 1238 855 415
55 ... and a side of cheese, hold the trap. 1.6626 0.01449 2700 1380 847 469
56 Is your cheese locally sourced? 1.6609 0.01486 2740 1451 767 522
57 I hear good things about your garbage. 1.6537 0.01521 2631 1413 714 503
58 Mac ‘n’ cheese, and hold the mac. 1.6509 0.01524 2532 1341 734 457
59 Can you put a rush on it? I have to scurry. 1.6480 0.01634 2003 1011 684 306
60 Here’s what’s going to happen: I get 50 pounds of cheese in small unmarked blocks, or my friends and I scurry around your dining room every night for the next two years. 1.6460 0.01684 2014 1058 608 346
61 What do you have that’s a bit piquant and a week past its best-by date? 1.6353 0.01715 1985 1073 563 349
62 Let's go for irony — I'll have the catfish. 1.6301 0.01809 1722 921 517 284
63 You know what, make it a double. I’ll do an extra fifteen minutes on the wheel. 1.6287 0.01901 1511 796 477 236
64 I'll have the cheese, hold the trap. 1.6249 0.01902 1725 983 406 336
65 What do you mean there's an elephant in the room ? 1.6229 0.01948 1631 928 390 313
66 Do you have any of those menus with the maze on the back? 1.6229 0.01863 1591 851 486 252
67 I'll have what Meg Ryan had. 1.6212 0.01961 1621 928 379 314
68 Is not including the prices some kind of trap? 1.6194 0.01920 1579 873 432 273
69 I 'll have the feline mignon. 1.6169 0.02597 830 452 244 134
70 So I thought I'd treat myself, you know, and try the front of house tonight. 1.6165 0.01894 1502 803 471 227
71 Sorry for the sanitation rating. 1.6125 0.01979 1427 781 415 229
72 The Mouse-About-Town website gave your cheese platter 4 squeaks. 1.6124 0.02058 1424 812 352 260
73 Perhaps one last fondue before the season changes. 1.6115 0.02057 1408 798 357 252
74 Nah. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.6102 0.02074 1388 792 346 250
75 Do you have a parmesan aged 5 years ...? 1.6098 0.02148 1371 805 296 270
76 Does the cheeseboard come without a spring? 1.6084 0.02027 1338 732 398 208
77 Because the cat's away. 1.6031 0.02106 1237 682 363 191
78 I know it was only a Pixar movie, but with a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, it's an idea whose time is clearly due! 1.6016 0.02274 1235 738 251 246
79 Really. I need a tie? 1.6013 0.02153 1189 659 345 185
80 Why does everyone assume I want cheese? 1.5995 0.02179 1176 658 331 187
81 Actually, I'm from the health department. 1.5981 0.02192 1152 643 329 180
82 I'm strangely drawn to the cheesecake, but I'm afraid it's a trap. 1.5974 0.02167 1155 638 342 174
83 Very funny! No. I'll have the Eggplant Scallopini. 1.5957 0.02341 1123 664 249 210
84 I hear this place is great. My friend works in the kitchen. 1.5953 0.02214 1117 623 323 171
85 Yes, just cheese." 1.5940 0.02347 1091 639 256 196
86 Yes, I'll have the Cacciatore, please. 1.5931 0.02431 1096 671 201 224
87 I'll have that maggoty pork chop I saw in your kitchen last night. 1.5912 0.02416 1069 640 224 204
88 And what wine goes best with Gorgonzola? 1.5911 0.02394 1059 626 240 193
89 Get used to it. Soon I'll be your only customer. 1.5898 0.02243 1036 572 318 146
90 This is a no-cat restaurant right? 1.5873 0.02416 1008 589 244 174
91 I’ll have a chicken salad sandwich on whole wheat toast. No mayo, no butter, no lettuce. Hold the chicken. And crumble the toast. 1.5870 0.02415 1017 598 241 178
92 To be honest, I’ll eat anything 1.5864 0.02298 984 543 304 136
93 I'm waiting for two friends...and do you have this in braille? 1.5861 0.02453 976 570 236 168
94 I hardly recognize the place with the lights on? 1.5847 0.02327 968 538 294 136
95 Long day at the lab. Just bring me whatever won't cause cancer. 1.5842 0.02447 926 529 253 144
96 I hear your cheese board is to die for? 1.5840 0.02381 964 547 271 146
97 ...and a wheel of Brie! 1.5824 0.02567 953 581 189 183
98 Oh, no thanks! Ratatouille is so 2007. 1.5824 0.02471 953 559 233 161
99 If you’re sure it’s not a typo...I’ll have the chocolate mousse. 1.5802 0.02443 910 518 256 136
100 I heard the food here is garbage, so I came over as fast as I could. 1.5799 0.02459 914 525 248 141
101 Just bring me anything you find spilled on the floor. It's all good. 1.5793 0.02592 908 550 191 167
102 I heard that your soup has flies? 1.5784 0.02658 899 557 165 177
103 I don't know how to read 1.5780 0.02642 891 544 179 168
104 When they told me `hole-in-the-wall' I never expected such an impressive wine list. 1.5773 0.02498 880 506 239 134
105 And hold the artificial sweetener. That stuff killed my cousin Frank in a lab. 1.5762 0.02435 873 489 265 119
106 Now that you people started washing your hands, I thought I could risk coming here. 1.5754 0.02521 862 499 231 132
107 I’ll have whatever table twelve doesn’t finish. 1.5748 0.02433 856 476 268 112
108 I'll have whatever you have been putting in the green dumpster in the alley all week. It's dee-lish ! 1.5743 0.02518 855 491 237 127
109 Why such a low health department rating? 1.5741 0.02637 850 509 194 147
110 It's the Chinese rats who transmit the plague. I've never been out of New York. How's the cheese plate? 1.5738 0.02712 847 521 166 160
111 Yes, I do eat here often. 1.5726 0.02517 758 413 255 89
112 I'm expecting 357 guests. 1.5706 0.02592 815 473 219 123
113 What exactly is ratatouille? 1.5704 0.02527 810 458 242 110
114 So as you've heard ma'am, Disney kicked me out of my kitchen. 1.5702 0.02766 819 508 155 156
115 Excellent menu! What time do they take out the garbage? 1.5665 0.02628 775 448 215 112
116 No, I'm Stuart Little; I'm just waiting for Mr. White. 1.5658 0.02805 767 470 160 137
117 I’d like to see your cheese tray, please. 1.5649 0.02615 763 437 221 105
118 Come on - no cheese on toast ? 1.5637 0.02878 761 478 137 146
119 I'll have the Soupe de Chat and the Biftek de Serpent à Sonnettes, S'il vous plaît. (in English): I'll have the Cat Soup and Rattlesnake Steak, please. 1.5624 0.03049 745 492 87 166
120 The cheese tray, of course. 1.5623 0.02804 738 446 169 123
121 they've really upped the rewards for getting through the maze. 1.5618 0.02767 728 432 183 113
122 I usually eat here at night 1.5616 0.02564 730 405 240 85
123 What do you have that's pesticide free? 1.5613 0.02681 734 425 206 103
124 First, thank you for not shrieking. 1.5610 0.02559 729 404 241 84
125 I prefer free range cheese. 1.5610 0.02930 729 458 133 138
126 Can you believe I’ve lived upstairs all these years and never tried this place? 1.5610 0.02639 729 415 219 95
127 I'll start with the Sprat in cream sauce, then a cup of the Ratatouille, a full plate of the Rattlesnake Gratin and finish with a nice Stilton & peanut butter. 1.5610 0.03031 738 483 96 159
128 I used to live here. 1.5608 0.02674 724 416 210 98
129 Don't you belong in the kitchen? 1.5598 0.03009 711 454 116 141
130 I know, I’m a pest. 1.5585 0.02670 709 407 209 93
131 I'll have what everyone else is having 1.5568 0.02885 695 423 157 115
132 Poutine. Hold the fries. 1.5567 0.02942 697 433 140 124
133 You wouldn't believe the maze I went through to get here. 1.5560 0.02653 687 386 220 81
134 I don't like the way you asked: "What's your poison?" 1.5559 0.02756 689 400 193 95
135 I'll do three cheeseboards, two baked bries, the four-cheese ravioli, the fondue, but hold the chocolate, the burrata, a grilled cheese. Oh, and do you have mozzarella sticks? I'll do one of those for dessert. 1.5557 0.02991 691 435 128 128
136 It only looks like I’m dining alone. 1.5552 0.02811 679 400 181 98
137 And what exactly is in the ratatouille? 1.5544 0.02800 680 400 183 97
138 I need to be out of here before the clock strikes one. 1.5536 0.02746 672 387 198 87
139 I’ll have one bite from everything on the menu. 1.5529 0.02733 671 385 201 85
140 I'll take the special. And put a rush on that. I've gotta get back to the kitchen. 1.5524 0.02893 659 395 164 100
141 Oh yes, I come here very often. 1.5515 0.02746 651 371 201 79
142 Are the cheeses served with or without spring loaded mechanisms? 1.5511 0.02995 646 397 142 107
143 Make sure they don't put any cheese on it. I'm trying a Vegan diet. 1.5489 0.03081 634 398 124 112
144 What's rotten? 1.5476 0.02989 630 384 147 99
145 I'll do the spoonful of peanut butter. 1.5473 0.02958 634 384 153 97
146 No one cares about the black plague anymore. 1.5472 0.03059 625 388 132 105
147 Cheese. Hold the trap, please. 1.5470 0.02826 627 362 185 79
148 There will be 27 more of us in a moment and we'll start with the crudité . 1.5468 0.03010 620 378 145 97
149 My friend recommends your cheese pizza. I'll try a slice. And can you make it to go, please? 1.5463 0.03170 626 403 104 119
150 You look like you've never seen anyone dine alone. 1.5448 0.02936 591 346 168 77
151 What's on tonight's cheese board? 1.5429 0.02843 595 340 185 69
152 A mouse and a server is this an internet cafe? 1.5421 0.03030 594 360 146 88
153 This is so much nicer than my usual hole in the wall. 1.5419 0.02879 585 337 179 69
154 Now just to be certain, is fromage the same as cheese? 1.5411 0.03155 584 365 122 97
155 What do you have from the bar that’s not spring loaded? 1.5400 0.03106 587 363 131 93
156 Can I get the cheese tray without the spring trap? 1.5395 0.02961 569 348 141 80
157 And so I figured, what the heck! I'm a native New Yorker. This is my city, too! 1.5372 0.03023 564 335 153 75
158 I think I'll play it safe and go with the cheese platter 1.5369 0.03082 555 333 144 77
159 And then I said to the genie ...go ahead, you can't do anything to me. 1.5367 0.03039 559 335 147 76
160 I’m celebrating, just won the rat race. 1.5364 0.02983 550 322 160 67
161 I'd just like something to nibble on. 1.5360 0.03003 556 328 158 70
162 I don't usually order from the menu. 1.5360 0.02904 556 319 176 61
163 I'm still waiting for some friends. Lots of friends. Lots and lots of friends. 1.5353 0.03048 553 330 150 73
164 I'm curious. If you bring the order to the table and the patron has disappeared, would you have to throw the meal away in the garbage can out in the alley? 1.5348 0.03000 546 320 160 66
165 I'll try the ratatouille. 1.5345 0.03229 550 345 116 89
166 It's ok. People have been distancing themselves from me for years. 1.5339 0.02948 545 315 169 61
167 Make that a double. The wife just had octuplets. Again. 1.5339 0.02993 545 319 161 65
168 What makes you think I want cheese? I'll have the lobster. 1.5336 0.03076 536 319 148 69
169 I'm due back at the lab soon, so just a salad. 1.5332 0.03006 542 318 159 65
170 Really, anything without poison would be fine. 1.5326 0.03150 537 327 134 76
171 And for dessert I’ll have the cheesecake. 1.5314 0.02989 525 304 160 58
172 First time? No, I eat here often, just when you're not around. 1.5305 0.03151 509 303 140 65
173 What do you have that's quick? I have to get back to the lab. 1.5299 0.02996 519 300 163 56
174 I’m working from home today. 1.5290 0.03216 518 318 126 74
175 Remember me? I was in here last week -- you tried to kill me? You work for tips, right? Big mistake. Huge. 1.5287 0.03186 522 319 130 73
176 Leftovers, please! 1.5285 0.03400 509 326 97 86
177 ...could you serve it on a mousetrap? I’m feeling homesick. 1.5285 0.03523 509 337 75 97
178 Isn't this great? The health department is preoccupied with coronavirus. 1.5282 0.03201 496 298 134 64
179 Can I get you a high chair? 1.5280 0.03391 517 333 95 89
180 I’ll have whatever the cat dragged in as long as it isn’t my cousin. 1.5276 0.03119 508 302 144 62
181 Complimentary Camembert and Gruyere appetizer? Sounds like a trap to me. 1.5268 0.02893 503 301 147 55
182 I will have the cheese without the trap, please. 1.5268 0.03326 503 315 111 77
183 To start, a dry martini with six drops of Martini & Rossi, no 'stirred not shaken,' jokes, no 'ratatouille' references, ... and please keep the kitchen cat locked up unless you want to see the fur fly. 1.5256 0.03428 508 328 91 88
184 Last time I was here it was just a little hole in the wall! 1.5253 0.03245 495 302 126 67
185 I told myself I would try something different, but....oh bring me the cheese plate. 1.5253 0.03090 495 289 150 55
186 Do you have vegan cheese? 1.5242 0.03447 496 320 92 84
187 I'm just saying, it's nice to have one plague where I'm not the bad guy. 1.5237 0.03137 485 286 144 55
188 And when it's ready, could you just hide it somewhere? 1.5234 0.03122 491 290 145 56
189 I like it that you're so close to the subway. 1.5226 0.03146 486 288 142 56
190 Really? I work here too. I'm part of what you'd call the cleanup crew. 1.5220 0.03204 477 285 135 57
191 No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.5211 0.03472 474 303 95 76
192 I’ll have what’s under table three. 1.5211 0.03149 474 279 143 52
193 I think I'll start with some sweepings off the floor. 1.5209 0.03449 478 305 97 76
194 Your restrooms are disgusting! You no doubt have infestation! 1.5207 0.03563 484 320 76 88
195 Sorry for all the questions...normally I just navigate a maze, hit a button and get a pellet. 1.5203 0.03230 469 281 132 56
196 I usually eat in the kitchen. 1.5202 0.03164 471 278 141 52
197 Stormwater is fine." 1.5200 0.02720 475 297 127 51
198 I come here all the time, just never when you're open. 1.5192 0.03121 468 273 147 48
199 You recommend the cheese? Is this some kind of a trap? 1.5192 0.03333 468 287 117 63
200 Really? The cheese plate?? So you just assume that all mice order "the cheese plate" in your sick, twisted little world. 1.5192 0.03236 468 281 131 56
201 The kitchen is too crowded so I decided to eat out here. 1.5184 0.03443 463 292 102 69
202 I'll have the cheese board. Hold the trap. 1.5184 0.03470 463 294 98 71
203 Oh I'm very familiar with the menu. I'm in the kitchen every night. 1.5166 0.03181 453 266 140 47
204 Oh, I'll eat anything. 1.5165 0.03349 455 279 117 59
205 Don't pretend you don't need the business, Diane. 1.5165 0.03349 455 279 117 59
206 I'll have what those folks dropped under their table. 1.5155 0.03351 452 277 117 58
207 I read a review that your food is garbage. 1.5155 0.03201 452 267 137 48
208 It’s a bit racist of you to assume, but yes, I actually WOULD like some cheese to start. 1.5143 0.03476 455 289 98 68
209 Do you have lactose-free cheese? If not, I'll go with the PBJ. 1.5143 0.03600 455 298 80 77
210 Does the cheese come trap free? 1.5136 0.03450 440 274 106 60
211 The usual. A Mickey Mouse Club, extra cheese. 1.5134 0.03432 448 280 106 62
212 Yes, I was part of the original Rat Pack. 1.5125 0.03575 439 282 89 68
213 They finally built a better mousetrap. 1.5125 0.03632 439 286 81 72
214 I have, I actually met my first wife here. 1.5125 0.03395 439 270 113 56
215 Con queso, con queso, Senorita! 1.5115 0.03651 434 283 80 71
216 You know I usually eat for free. 1.5105 0.03255 427 251 132 43
217 When was the last time you washed your hands, ma’am? 1.5095 0.03594 422 269 91 62
218 Actually, I'm lactose intolerant, so hold the cheese. 1.5094 0.03688 424 277 78 69
219 I’ve got an eight o’clock ticket for “Cats.” Front row. 1.5094 0.03344 426 257 121 48
220 Well, I was told this is the cheesiest place in town 1.5093 0.03601 428 275 88 65
221 Your restaurant is highly recommended by the City’s Department of Health 1.5085 0.03404 413 250 116 47
222 Of course I can talk. I’m a cartoon rat. 1.5083 0.03331 421 255 119 47
223 OMG !!! You scared me! I thought you were the Farmer's wife! 1.5083 0.03572 423 269 93 61
224 My wife will be here shortly. We're considering infesting. 1.5083 0.03328 423 254 123 46
225 If someone named Tom shows up, you never saw me. Capice? 1.5082 0.03561 427 271 93 62
226 Moussaka! What exactly is that made from? 1.5082 0.03436 427 264 109 54
227 Thank you for your suggestion but I'm lactose intolerant 1.5072 0.03634 416 267 87 62
228 I've eaten here many times, but I've never seen the menu. 1.5072 0.03369 416 251 119 46
229 Of course I’m happy! This time we didn’t cause the pandemic! 1.5072 0.03659 347 208 102 37
230 Cheese without the trappings 1.5061 0.03282 413 244 129 40
231 I think you’ll find you’re out of the special and it was great! 1.5061 0.03405 413 251 115 47
232 Your cheese, it stands alone, right? 1.5060 0.03294 417 248 127 42
233 Before you bring the pizza out, is there a way you could drag it around on the street first? 1.5059 0.03407 421 258 113 50
234 Is your garbage local? 1.5049 0.03411 412 251 114 47
235 I've been a regular here for years; I'm surprised you've never seen me. 1.5037 0.03258 401 234 132 35
236 The fondue, please! 1.5036 0.03796 413 276 66 71
237 Sweep me up some of the crap behind the stove. 1.5025 0.03730 400 260 79 61
238 The dumpster out back felt crowded. 1.5025 0.03558 400 250 99 51
239 There will be two of us as soon as the clock strikes one. 1.5025 0.03470 408 252 107 49
240 Just coffee for me. I had pizza in the subway 1.5013 0.03528 391 241 104 46
241 You can relax. I have been tested. 1.5013 0.03509 391 240 106 45
242 I'll have whatever's left of what they're having. 1.5013 0.03464 395 241 110 44
243 Extra cheese. 1.5012 0.03516 401 249 103 49
244 I'll have the catfish. 1.5000 0.03484 392 240 108 44
245 I’ll have the Cat’s Away Special. 1.5000 0.03486 400 247 106 47
246 I'll have the ham and cheese on rye. Hold the ham, hold the rye. 1.4987 0.03601 391 246 95 50
247 I'd like your trap-free cheese board to start and for my entree I'll have the d-Con-free pellet casserole. 1.4974 0.03923 390 264 58 68
248 I'll have a large rack of Cat, and a side of cheese. 1.4974 0.03804 390 257 72 61
249 So you just assume I want the cheese, unbelievable! Anywho, I'll have the cheese. 1.4974 0.03472 388 237 109 42
250 There was a gal who used to work in the kitchen, about my height, red eyes. She still around? 1.4974 0.03632 384 242 93 49
251 I would like the rest of that Camembert I started in your kitchen 1.4974 0.03698 380 242 87 51
252 '' I usually just eat and run. "' 1.4974 0.03335 378 222 124 32
253 Hmmm ... is it Wensleydale? 1.4961 0.03842 385 255 69 61
254 Can I get a table closer to the dumpster? 1.4960 0.03532 379 233 104 42
255 Don't look at me like that. I gave the manager three rolls of toilet paper and some hand sanitizer. 1.4960 0.03649 379 239 92 48
256 S'il vous plait, le fromage de jour. 1.4960 0.03605 377 235 97 45
257 It's nice to eat somewhere other than a hole in the wall. 1.4960 0.03580 375 232 100 43
258 I was in your trash last night and thought this chef is doing some exciting things. 1.4960 0.03499 375 228 108 39
259 I resent your presumption but, yes, I'll have the cheese. 1.4960 0.03438 375 225 114 36
260 May I have that a la cat? 1.4947 0.03828 380 250 72 58
261 I'll have macaroni and cheese..hold the macaroni 1.4947 0.03713 378 242 85 51
262 Well I guess I’ll start. My wife's trapped at home. 1.4946 0.03601 372 231 98 43
263 I'm hungry. I spent the morning running up and down a clock. 1.4946 0.03610 368 228 98 42
264 I think I'll just wait for my three friends. Would you show them where I am when they come? They can't see. 1.4934 0.03644 377 238 92 47
265 All my friends practically live here. 1.4932 0.03361 367 215 121 30
266 All my friends love this place, but we can't figure out why you have a D rating from the Health Department. 1.4932 0.03596 367 227 99 41
267 That sounds delicious. Now tell me, is the feline wild or domesticated? 1.4932 0.03817 367 238 77 52
268 Could we start with the cheese plate? 1.4932 0.03329 365 213 124 28
269 I want a free meal, or I'll call the health inspector and report myself. 1.4932 0.03814 365 236 78 51
270 If I pay for my meal, am I still what you call a "health violation?" 1.4918 0.03639 364 227 95 42
271 No, just the toilet water is fine. 1.4904 0.03693 365 231 89 45
272 Soup, pease. Cat got my toungue. 1.4904 0.03930 365 243 65 57
273 My former lab partner highly recommends this place. 1.4903 0.03682 361 227 91 43
274 I read an online review that said your food “tastes like garbage”. 1.4903 0.03676 359 225 92 42
275 YOU DON'T HAVE CHEESE QUICHE?! WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS?! 1.4890 0.04015 364 247 56 61
276 I'll have what they're having. 1.4888 0.03887 356 233 72 51
277 The Yelp reviews said this place serves garbage 1.4886 0.03725 350 220 89 41
278 I know I attract the Health Department's attention, but you're the only place that serves a cheese platter without the trap. 1.4875 0.03862 359 235 73 51
279 And please make sure the cook washes his hands. I have seen some things back there you would not believe! 1.4873 0.03554 355 217 103 35
280 I'll have the cheese platter. Hold the trap. 1.4872 0.03583 351 215 101 35
281 It was like a maze trying to find this place. 1.4870 0.03589 347 212 101 34
282 You want that with beetles or moths? 1.4859 0.04104 354 243 50 61
283 I'll have the cat, well done please. 1.4859 0.03821 354 229 78 47
284 You make me want to be a better mouse. 1.4858 0.03941 352 233 67 52
285 I'll have the rye on Swiss 1.4858 0.03921 352 232 69 51
286 I'll have a coffee and the two egg breakfast. 1.4841 0.04129 347 238 50 59
287 I'll start with the Gruyere followed by Stilton then finish with a can of Cheese Whiz and make it snappy - I'm on break from the kitchen. 1.4841 0.03901 347 227 72 48
288 No mam. I'm a raccoon. The cartoonist can't draw raccoons. 1.4841 0.03696 345 216 91 38
289 I am so excited to finally order off your menu! I have been enjoying your alley-way-buffet for months! 1.4838 0.03814 339 216 82 41
290 Better make it a double. I just got laid off from Disney. 1.4838 0.03745 339 213 88 38
291 Do you have any cheese that comes without a trap? 1.4837 0.04055 337 225 61 51
292 My mom says your kitchen is spotless! 1.4836 0.03777 335 211 86 38
293 This is a big step up from my regular hole in the wall. 1.4836 0.03682 335 206 94 34
294 Yes I have eaten here before, but usually I go self service. 1.4836 0.03417 335 199 111 25
295 I'm an influencer." 1.4821 0.03792 336 213 84 39
296 I’d like something I can just nibble on. 1.4820 0.03665 334 206 95 33
297 Rodent Daily gave your cheese soufflé 4 out of 5 squeaks 1.4806 0.03657 335 207 95 33
298 I just had to get out of Wuhan. 1.4806 0.03847 335 225 63 47
299 Are you telling me that Pixar made the whole thing up? 1.4806 0.03894 335 217 75 43
300 I will have a grill cheese sandwich but never mind the bread please 1.4806 0.03962 335 220 69 46
301 I’m thinking about the cheese board, as long as it doesn’t have one of those metal springy things on it.” 1.4806 0.04029 335 223 63 49
302 It says you have a free cheese appetizer but that kind of feels like a trap. 1.4805 0.03770 333 210 86 37
303 With these prices, I'm not surprised you don't see many mice in here. 1.4805 0.03841 333 213 80 40
304 My, how the tables have turned. 1.4804 0.03664 331 209 87 35
305 I was just in the kitchen and the special looks great. 1.4802 0.03680 329 203 94 32
306 Is your cheese trap-free? 1.4801 0.03942 327 212 73 42
307 Your description of the cheese plate is alarmingly captivating. 1.4789 0.03529 332 210 89 33
308 Pepperoni! 1.4789 0.04318 332 234 37 61
309 Is the cheese plate a trap? 1.4789 0.03966 332 218 69 45
310 Pardon me, but can I just check if you washed your hands. 1.4788 0.04143 330 224 54 52
311 Sampler looks good, yeah: ‘Le Cosmetiques.’ 1.4772 0.03935 329 227 52 50
312 Is the cat fresh today ? 1.4772 0.04175 329 225 51 53
313 Just a cup of soup, I ate on the subway 1.4768 0.03702 323 200 92 31
314 I'll have the Garbage Sampler. Tell the chef it's for Dimples. 1.4766 0.03848 321 204 81 36
315 Just the leftovers. 1.4763 0.04010 317 207 69 41
316 The other two should be along shortly. Got one of these in braille? 1.4763 0.03779 317 198 87 32
317 I’m never alone. The others are already in your kitchen. 1.4763 0.04181 317 214 55 48
318 I can't decide. What's stale today? 1.4762 0.03675 315 195 91 29
319 You know, this is my favorite little hole in the wall. 1.4762 0.03661 315 192 96 27
320 I’ll have the Ratatouille special. 1.4753 0.03616 324 198 98 28
321 I've been a regular here all my life but it's my first time to order from the menu. 1.4745 0.03585 314 189 101 24
322 I can't get it. You're safe. 1.4744 0.03994 312 205 67 40
323 I’ll have the cheese plate but hold the trap this time, please. 1.4734 0.04064 319 212 63 44
324 I'll have the cheddar without the trappings. 1.4732 0.04009 317 208 68 41
325 Don't worry. I carry the plague, not coronavirus. 1.4728 0.03893 313 200 78 35
326 Is it the same cheese you use in the traps? 1.4727 0.03804 311 195 85 31
327 Anything that you've dropped on the floor is fine. 1.4725 0.03767 309 192 88 29
328 Don’t forget my employee discount. 1.4723 0.04003 307 199 71 37
329 Minnie will be joining me shortly 1.4721 0.04049 305 199 68 38
330 Don't worry, it was the bubonic plague we were responsible for. 1.4714 0.03991 297 190 74 33
331 I've eaten here many times, but never as a customer 1.4708 0.03830 308 194 83 31
332 Do you have that pizza that the subway rat liked so much? 1.4708 0.04224 308 209 53 46
333 I won the New Yorker caption contest. 1.4708 0.04045 308 202 67 39
334 I'll have the mac and cheese. Hold the mac. 1.4706 0.04118 306 203 62 41
335 I’ve seen the kitchen and the pantry, let’s just go with a glass of water. 1.4706 0.03876 306 199 72 35
336 I'll have some of that excellent gruyere I sampled back in your kitchen. 1.4706 0.03931 306 196 76 34
337 Oh nothing for me right now. I’m just checking to see what will be in the trash tonight. 1.4706 0.03736 306 189 90 27
338 I come here often. My cousin lives behind your stove. 1.4706 0.03707 306 188 92 26
339 First let me say I'm glad you reopened after that nasty health inspection business. 1.4704 0.03867 304 192 81 31
340 I'll have whatever they are having, after they've had it. 1.4700 0.04031 300 197 66 37
341 Have you any menus in braille? I'm expecting another three. 1.4698 0.03923 298 189 78 31
342 It's all so delicious here, however i've never ordered off the main menu before 1.4698 0.03923 298 189 78 31
343 My brother Chuck E. is in the restaurant business! 1.4691 0.03948 307 198 74 35
344 Yes, I know it may cause cancer in laboratory animals 1.4686 0.03932 303 194 76 33
345 Yes, you are having a nightmare. 1.4684 0.04116 301 199 63 39
346 To be honest, I was expecting a better cheese list. 1.4684 0.03779 301 187 87 27
347 The dumpster was empty... 1.4682 0.03884 299 189 80 30
348 Oh, sure, I’ll have a nibble. 1.4680 0.03568 297 177 101 19
349 I'll have the cheese plate, with none of the trappings. 1.4680 0.03903 297 188 79 30
350 Has your kitchen been inspected lately? 1.4680 0.04018 297 192 71 34
351 I think I saw a human under my table. 1.4678 0.04123 295 194 64 37
352 I’m Kitty and I’ll be taking care of you 1.4676 0.04030 293 189 71 33
353 Have you accepted Cheeses as your saviour? 1.4671 0.04189 304 205 56 43
354 What is your dumpster special for today? 1.4671 0.03977 304 197 72 35
355 Can I just get the drywall with electric cable side? 1.4667 0.04125 300 199 62 39
356 Please send over the cheese sommelier. 1.4667 0.04232 300 203 54 43
357 ...But why are you called Katz then? 1.4667 0.04285 300 205 50 45
358 I'll take the leftovers from table 2 please. 1.4664 0.03720 283 175 85 22
359 I'm a smelly subway rat sitting here dripping in rodent filth ordering a shrimp salad from a fancy downtown restaurant. What's freaking me out is you seem OK with this. 1.4662 0.03717 296 189 79 28
360 I will pay ten dollars for every vote my caption receives. I'm Mike Bloomberg and I approve this message. 1.4662 0.04028 296 192 70 34
361 I'll have whatever those people just sent back to the kitchen. 1.4658 0.04010 292 188 72 32
362 I'll try the cat. 1.4655 0.04176 290 192 61 37
363 I'll have my usual, the Ratatouille. 1.4644 0.03832 295 185 83 27
364 You want to say hi to the boys in the kitchen? 1.4644 0.03519 295 185 87 23
365 It’s a special occasion, I came out of the closet. 1.4644 0.03951 295 189 75 31
366 I’ll have last month’s special. 1.4629 0.03979 283 180 75 28
367 I'll have their leftovers 1.4629 0.04103 283 184 67 32
368 Who, me? Just doing research for my next book, Of Mice and Menu. 1.4618 0.04139 288 190 63 35
369 Is the garbage locally sourced? 1.4618 0.03959 288 184 75 29
370 A grilled cheese sandwich, and hold the bread. 1.4618 0.04211 288 195 54 39
371 Please tell my girlfriend I’m back here. Can’t miss her - really cute! 1.4618 0.04449 288 201 41 46
372 Do I look like I want soy cheese? 1.4618 0.03990 288 185 73 30
373 I'm in computers now. 1.4615 0.04041 286 185 70 31
374 Slice of pizza to go, please. Just drop it on the floor. I'll take it from there. 1.4613 0.03968 284 181 75 28
375 . . . sans trap. 1.4610 0.04409 282 194 46 42
376 What smells today? 1.4610 0.04204 282 187 60 35
377 Hey, you'd be at much greater risk if it was a human sitting here. 1.4607 0.03879 280 175 81 24
378 Yes, I usually just eat in the kitchen - I thought I'd try out here for a change. 1.4604 0.03798 278 171 86 21
379 I tried helping myself but they kicked me out of the kitchen. 1.4604 0.04280 278 186 56 36
380 Can you put a rush on that? I gotta be back at the lab by seven. 1.4601 0.03936 276 176 74 26
381 I'm not with the pack. I'm social distancing. 1.4601 0.04242 276 183 59 34
382 I would like some cheese with the trap on the side. 1.4594 0.04397 283 195 46 42
383 Can you describe the nibbler? 1.4588 0.04083 279 181 68 30
384 Please respect my decision to identify as human while dining tonight. 1.4586 0.04092 266 170 70 26
385 What is this...CHEESE cake I keep hearing about? 1.4585 0.03875 277 173 81 23
386 Where’s your hair net? 1.4585 0.03975 277 176 75 26
387 What do you have that isn't fresh? 1.4585 0.03737 277 169 89 19
388 It's 6 feet. Back up. 1.4585 0.04167 277 182 63 32
389 I hate to be a pest, but can you tell me the specials again? 1.4582 0.03962 275 174 76 25
390 Pizza please 1.4582 0.04583 275 194 36 45
391 The kitchen is highly recommended by my friends. 1.4582 0.03928 275 173 78 24
392 Actually, I've been eating here for years. 1.4582 0.03894 275 172 80 23
393 I'm celebrating my escape from the lab. 1.4579 0.04049 273 174 71 27
394 Do you have anything small enough to fit through a sewer grate? 1.4579 0.04276 273 182 57 34
395 I'll have the crumbs of whatever he is having 1.4579 0.03173 273 179 74 20
396 I get that all the time, but actually, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4579 0.04016 273 174 73 26
397 I'll have the cheese cubes with a side of peanut butter. 1.4556 0.03909 270 169 79 22
398 I'll have what they're having... assuming they don't finish. 1.4556 0.04098 270 177 64 29
399 I've heard great things about your cheese plate." 1.4549 0.04327 266 178 55 33
400 I can't believe I got a table! Most restaurants I go to get shut down. 1.4549 0.04021 266 169 73 24
401 I'll have what they're having, after they've had it. 1.4549 0.03859 266 167 78 21
402 I said chocolate mousse not chocolate mouse! 1.4549 0.04294 266 177 57 32
403 The chef and I used to run around together. 1.4542 0.03913 273 172 78 23
404 You better not be drawing a cartoon about this. 1.4542 0.04337 273 185 52 36
405 You want the health inspector knocking? No? Then it looks like this is on the house. 1.4535 0.04158 269 176 64 29
406 If you give a mouse a cookie, he won’t call the health inspector. 1.4528 0.04238 265 175 60 30
407 "When you're done here, I can take you to this great little hole in the wall I know..." 1.4528 0.04136 265 172 66 27
408 Blind date? Party of three, actually. 1.4528 0.04238 265 175 60 30
409 I usually have the buffet... 1.4525 0.04329 263 176 55 32
410 I find your menu choices far superior to my choices after hours 1.4525 0.04396 263 178 51 34
411 This place was highly recommended by my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother, my other brother, my other other brother, and my other other other brother. 1.4525 0.03943 263 165 77 21
412 My usual hole in the wall got shut down. 1.4521 0.03964 261 164 76 21
413 I’m just really here to enhance ‘social distancing.’ That’s all. 1.4521 0.04146 261 169 66 26
414 Cheese plate??? I resent people making assumptions of what I want based on my appearance. Yes, I would like the cheese plate. 1.4519 0.03764 270 176 70 24
415 I think I'll have the ratatouille. 1.4515 0.04084 268 181 56 31
416 Is there anyone I might know in the ratatouille? 1.4511 0.04518 266 185 42 39
417 In spite of losing my job today, I'm going all out. I'll have the "Who Moved My Cheese?" Fondue. 1.4511 0.04611 266 188 36 42
418 Mr. Cat will be arriving for dessert. It’s a game we play. 1.4511 0.04549 266 186 40 40
419 Can you bring it quickly? I've got to scurry. 1.4500 0.04011 260 165 73 22
420 Can you seat me closer to the kitchen? 1.4500 0.04157 260 169 65 26
421 I think I'll wait to order until my friends arrive in the middle of the night. 1.4500 0.04433 260 177 49 34
422 What was good yesterday? 1.4500 0.03860 260 161 81 18
423 I hear that your cheese platter is 'to die for'. 1.4500 0.04192 260 170 63 27
424 Fortunately, with all this coronavirus stuff going on, no one seems to care about the plague anymore. 1.4496 0.04107 258 166 68 24
425 We just had to get out tonight. We felt trapped in the house." 1.4492 0.03940 256 160 77 19
426 Why, thank you! I think you're cute too. 1.4487 0.04051 263 169 70 24
427 Sure I'm related to the Bat family, but I've been tested. 1.4483 0.04284 261 174 57 30
428 ...with cheese. And to follow that I'll have the cheese but please just cheese. 1.4483 0.04486 261 180 45 36
429 Just a drink for now, I'm expecting 10,000 friends.... 1.4483 0.04036 261 167 71 23
430 I'll be back in the kitchen as soon as my vacation is over." 1.4483 0.04109 261 169 67 25
431 Are there free refills with the cheese plate? 1.4471 0.04358 255 171 54 30
432 That's right, mac and cheese and hold the mac." 1.4471 0.04065 255 163 70 22
433 No I haven’t but my brother and his family ate here last night and loved the food! 1.4471 0.03871 255 158 80 17
434 I'll have what he's having after he's finished with it. 1.4471 0.04287 255 169 58 28
435 Are there humans in the kitchen too? I'm not sure I can eat here. 1.4466 0.04455 253 172 49 32
436 Sharp cheddar - hold the trap, please. 1.4466 0.04384 253 170 53 30
437 YOUR BEST BRIE, PLEASE..HOLD THE CATNIP 1.4466 0.04728 253 180 33 40
438 You're the only kitchen using masks. 1.4466 0.04525 253 174 45 34
439 Sure Honz... We serve rats... vermin... even Congressmen. 1.4466 0.04420 253 171 51 31
440 So, what time do you get off? 1.4462 0.04410 251 169 52 30
441 I'll have the roasted cat, and a slice of cheesecake for dessert. 1.4462 0.04517 251 172 46 33
442 Sir, your Tinder date left due to fact that you look nothing like your profile. 1.4462 0.04149 251 162 66 23
443 Oh, thank goodness -- I thought this said 'chocolate mouse.' 1.4458 0.04055 249 158 71 20
444 I don't normally eat in places that would have me for a customer. 1.4458 0.04362 249 166 55 28
445 It's OK. I'm an emotional support rat. It's my day off. 1.4458 0.04134 249 160 67 22
446 The health inspector’s in the kitchen so I’m on break. 1.4458 0.04094 249 159 69 21
447 Just a slice of the gouda from the lower shelf of the walk-in pantry with the wax that's difficult to chew through. 1.4449 0.04100 245 161 61 23
448 Two of my friends will join me but we need the menu in braille. 1.4449 0.04377 245 163 55 27
449 What do you recommend to someone who's tried everything? 1.4449 0.04018 245 154 73 18
450 I would like all the table scraps and a glass of Merlot, please. 1.4440 0.04236 250 164 61 25
451 Tell me about your floor to table specials. 1.4440 0.04217 250 166 58 26
452 If I press the lever twice, can I get anything on the menu? 1.4440 0.04349 250 167 55 28
453 With all that's going on in the world, I thought you'd appreciate the business. 1.4440 0.04121 250 161 67 22
454 Just the basics please, I'm as poor as a church mouse. 1.4440 0.04349 250 167 55 28
455 I am celebrating the year of the Rat, the rest of my party is in your kitchen. 1.4435 0.04448 248 168 50 30
456 I'm nocturnal, can I get breakfast now? 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
457 But, madam, I AM the health inspector. 1.4435 0.04299 248 164 58 26
458 I'll need another minute. Frankly, you caught me off guard. I didn't expect to make it this far. 1.4435 0.04222 248 162 62 24
459 On the dessert menu - that's chocolate MOUSSE, right? 1.4435 0.04374 248 166 54 28
460 How's the chocolate mousse today? 1.4435 0.04411 248 167 52 29
461 It's so good being out of that kitchen once in a while. 1.4435 0.03984 248 156 74 18
462 The cat is away so I thought I’d dine out. 1.4435 0.04065 248 158 70 20
463 It's prounounced "moos". 1.4435 0.04024 248 157 72 19
464 This place isn't my usual hole in the wall 1.4435 0.04222 248 162 62 24
465 So how’s your ratatouille tonight 1.4435 0.04485 248 169 48 31
466 My brother in the kitchen thinks the Boeuf bourguignon is divine. 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
467 When I was growing up , my family ate here a lot. 1.4435 0.03984 248 156 74 18
468 No, I’m not ratatouille, I’m just a mouse in a Resturant 1.4435 0.04485 248 169 48 31
469 Here’s to deregulation! 1.4426 0.04070 244 155 70 19
470 Your website did NOT say jacket and pants required! 1.4426 0.03900 244 156 70 18
471 I'll have the trap-cheese special. 1.4426 0.04757 244 173 34 37
472 How do you serve the cheese? 1.4426 0.04465 244 165 50 29
473 Yes, I’ll have what the cat dragged in please. 1.4426 0.04152 244 157 66 21
474 What do you have that's not fresh? 1.4426 0.03986 244 153 74 17
475 Just the menu for me, I'm making a new nest. 1.4426 0.04311 244 161 58 25
476 ``Hey, you live in 3B! Congrats on the new cleaning regimen.'' 1.4426 0.04613 244 169 42 33
477 My accent? Norwegian. 1.4426 0.04152 244 157 66 21
478 No, I haven't. Who's John Steinbeck? 1.4422 0.04261 251 166 59 26
479 You're not just making fun of me? You actually have cheesecake?!?!? 1.4421 0.04297 242 159 59 24
480 I'm sitting here naked, and you haven't asked why! 1.4421 0.04337 242 159 57 25
481 No, I'm not Remy of "Ratatouille" fame 1.4418 0.04613 249 174 40 35
482 I'll have the Quiche, Lorraine. 1.4418 0.04470 249 170 48 31
483 Please don't seat any cats within six feet of me. 1.4418 0.04209 249 163 62 24
484 I'll take your biggest steak. I have to report to the testing lab tomorrow. 1.4418 0.04266 249 172 47 30
485 Is it cage-free? 1.4417 0.04323 240 158 58 24
486 You know what, the cat’s away, add a side of bacon! 1.4408 0.03910 245 155 73 17
487 Please tell me the ratatouille isn't what I think it is. 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
488 Whew! I better get some eyeglasses! For a second there I thought the dessert menu said Chocolate MOUSE. 1.4403 0.04283 243 159 59 24
489 Since Corona, restaurants are just happy for any business 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
490 how soon can you have my sandwich ready? I don't want to be trapped here all afternoon 1.4403 0.04515 243 166 47 30
491 Can you tell me how the ratatouille was prepared? 1.4403 0.04162 243 157 65 21
492 Goddamn, Coronavirus! I’m trying to get my dick wet! 1.4403 0.04912 243 177 25 41
493 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.4403 0.04401 243 163 53 27
494 I’m not alone 1.4403 0.04439 243 164 51 28
495 I know, I know - these days you should avoid crowded places like the plague 1.4403 0.04162 243 157 65 21
496 I’ll have the vegetarian VERMINcelli special. 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
497 The reviews are saying the food is straight out of the dump" 1.4398 0.04543 241 165 46 30
498 Cheese Platter? I smell a trap 1.4398 0.04427 241 162 52 27
499 Can I have the cheese on a plate instead of a trap this time, please? 1.4393 0.04494 239 162 49 28
500 Does that come without a trap? 1.4393 0.04833 239 171 31 37
501 Just me tonight! My friend got trapped in a meeting. 1.4388 0.04107 237 151 68 18
502 Do you have any vegan options? 1.4385 0.04611 244 170 41 33
503 Can you hold the cheese? I’m trying to quit. 1.4385 0.04463 244 166 49 29
504 I'll start with the random nibbling of your loosely stored perishables, followed by the befoulment of your cutlery and service sets with droppings, and I'll finish with the closing of this establishment by the Health Department. 1.4380 0.04090 242 155 68 19
505 So you see, my other two blind friends are running a tad late. 1.4378 0.04415 233 155 54 24
506 Hold the cheese today, Maureen. I'm trying paleo. 1.4364 0.04290 236 155 59 22
507 I’m on a keto diet. So let’s put the cute back in charcuterie! 1.4364 0.04729 236 166 37 33
508 Could I please see your small plates menu? 1.4364 0.04205 236 153 63 20
509 Just a little peanut butter please. Hold the springy thing. 1.4364 0.04414 236 158 53 25
510 I’d like that to go ... no box ... just throw it in the dumpster out back. 1.4364 0.04414 236 158 53 25
511 I usually eat for free in the kitchen. 1.4364 0.04052 236 152 66 18
512 do all of these come with cheese! 1.4364 0.04691 236 165 39 32
513 And how many lever pushes is the ravioli? 1.4364 0.04454 236 159 51 26
514 I decided to come out of the closet 1.4364 0.04247 236 153 61 21
515 What do you recommend for someone who's lactose intolerant ? 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
516 Do you have anything cruelty-free? 1.4359 0.04563 234 160 46 28
517 ‘This place is a lot nicer than the last hole in the wall I went to’ 1.4359 0.04441 234 157 52 25
518 Yes, but in the kitchen there's always the danger of being stepped on. 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
519 Can I see the kids menu. 1.4353 0.04633 232 160 43 29
520 I'll have yesterday's special. 1.4353 0.04076 232 147 69 16
521 I’ll have the mac n cheese. Hold the mac. 1.4353 0.04385 232 154 55 23
522 Could I get the cheese plate and a stopwatch? I'm working on my PR." 1.4353 0.04830 232 165 33 34
523 Are you with the other two on the blind date? 1.4353 0.04385 232 154 55 23
524 You misspelled mousse. 1.4353 0.04166 232 149 65 18
525 I'll have a cheese burger - hold the burger. 1.4353 0.04166 232 149 65 18
526 I have three friends joining me, but they're going for a run right now. Do you have any braille menus? 1.4353 0.04211 232 150 63 19
527 I found you on MapQuest. Beats looking for food in a maze. 1.4346 0.04233 237 155 61 21
528 I'll have whatever the chef thinks will A Maze me. 1.4346 0.04675 237 166 39 32
529 I’ll have a glass of the Mousecato. 1.4346 0.04825 237 170 31 36
530 My wife says your beer cheese soup is to die for. 1.4335 0.04327 233 154 57 22
531 The cheese... does it stand alone? 1.4335 0.04370 233 155 55 23
532 Is the trash fresh? 1.4335 0.04284 233 153 59 21
533 No, seriously- I can't read. What's on the menu? 1.4329 0.04266 231 151 60 20
534 I'm squeaking as loud as I can! 1.4329 0.04354 231 153 56 22
535 I'll let you know I own this place. 1.4329 0.04767 231 163 36 32
536 I also used to wait tables until Walt discovered me. 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
537 Will it take long? I’m on my lunch hour from the lab. 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
538 'Do you take moustercard?' 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
539 After sampling your kitchen, I thought I'd move up to the menu. 1.4329 0.04132 231 148 66 17
540 I don’t know what changed but I’ve been trying to get a reservation for months. 1.4329 0.04177 231 149 63 18
541 Doesn’t the chef know that there is more than one way to skin a cat”? 1.4329 0.04727 231 162 38 31
542 I had the fries out back last night so let’s go with the baked potato 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
543 Oh no, I have eaten here before! I've just never ordered off the menu. 1.4329 0.03993 231 145 72 14
544 I’ll have the small cheese plate, please. 1.4329 0.04727 231 162 38 31
545 I'm celebrating. I just won the Maze! 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
546 Why so shocked? You know, I've been coming here through the back door for years! 1.4323 0.04381 229 152 55 22
547 And please make sure it’s from the bottom of the dumpster. Thanks. 1.4323 0.04467 229 154 51 24
548 I’ll take what you put on the traps in the back 1.4317 0.04319 227 147 58 20
549 I run the maze, hit the button -- next thing I know, I'm here ordering lunch. 1.4317 0.04364 227 150 56 21
550 Jeez, it's like a maze out there. 1.4311 0.04525 225 152 49 24
551 I'll have the cat. 1.4311 0.04391 225 149 55 21
552 peanut butter - hold the trap 1.4311 0.04654 225 155 43 27
553 Oh.... MOUSSE! Phew! 1.4311 0.04436 225 150 53 22
554 Normally I dine in the kitchen. 1.4311 0.04207 225 145 63 17
555 My cousin and his family eat here every night 1.4311 0.03964 225 140 73 12
556 I’ll have the cheese soufflé . 1.4311 0.04654 225 155 43 27
557 I'm strychnine intolerant. 1.4311 0.04346 225 148 57 20
558 Is the cheese plate trap free? 1.4310 0.04382 232 155 54 23
559 I'm very excited to eat here, my brother's the chef 1.4310 0.04590 232 160 44 28
560 Do you mind if I run around before I order? 1.4310 0.04549 232 159 46 27
561 Can I get the grilled cheese sandwich, with the cheese on the side? One order of mozzarella sticks, with the cheese on the side. Also, I'll have an order of cheese fries, with the cheese on the side. And, oh what the heck, the baked brie. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
562 I come to this diner every friday to escape the rat race. 1.4292 0.04421 226 151 53 22
563 I said, I’d like the Porterhouse. Why would you think I'd want cheese? 1.4286 0.04265 224 146 60 18
564 No, Karen we carry the black plague, not the corona virus 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
565 Cheese. No crackers. I'm off carbs till my maze time gets better. 1.4286 0.04668 224 155 42 27
566 And, what are your fromages du jour? 1.4286 0.04711 224 156 40 28
567 I always like to have a meal before I decide to move in. 1.4286 0.04312 224 147 58 19
568 I'll have the assorted cheese platter with the traps on the side. 1.4286 0.04753 224 157 38 29
569 Something light. I'll be running through mazes all afternoon. 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
570 I’m from the basement...is there a local’s discount? 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
571 Nothing for me now. I just want to preview what will be on the back alley buffet. 1.4273 0.04366 220 145 56 19
572 Do you think it will be easier to take the subway stairs with a square slice? 1.4267 0.04694 225 157 40 28
573 Can you tell me a little more about the moussaka? 1.4267 0.04010 225 142 70 13
574 I’m practicing social distancing. 1.4266 0.04582 218 148 47 23
575 This place is much nicer than my usual hole-in-the-wall. 1.4266 0.04296 218 142 59 17
576 I'll have whatever they don't finish 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
577 You can't call a paying customer "vermin." 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
578 No, I've never been a customer here, but I've been in the kitchen. 1.4245 0.04430 212 140 54 18
579 Can I get it to go? 1.4240 0.04822 217 153 36 28
580 I'll have the fettuccine-hold the Alfredo. I'm lactose intolerant. And is the pasta gluten-free? 1.4240 0.05039 217 158 26 33
581 Cheese! Neat! 1.4240 0.04357 217 143 56 18
582 The subway cuisine just isn’t doing it for me anymore ! 1.4240 0.04308 217 142 58 17
583 CHEESE, with extra cheese. 1.4240 0.04642 217 149 44 24
584 I eat here all the time! 1.4240 0.04258 217 141 60 16
585 Oh god no, I went dairy free years ago. 1.4240 0.04283 217 144 55 18
586 I'll have whatever the guy next to me doesn't finish. 1.4240 0.04308 217 142 58 17
587 I'm the kitchen mouse. It's my night off. 1.4240 0.04258 217 141 60 16
588 When my husband gets here, just scream. 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
589 I'm with the CDC, trying to keep New Yorkers out of restaurants. Can I get a plate of gruyere to start? 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
590 This place got great reviews on Trapadvisor! 1.4240 0.04733 217 151 40 26
591 And at these prices, you won't see many more. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
592 I'll just wait for my friends. There will be a thousand of us. 1.4225 0.04363 213 140 56 17
593 The chef is my friend 1.4225 0.04935 213 152 32 29
594 You free tonight? Minnie is out of town. 1.4225 0.04208 213 137 62 14
595 And why, exactly, is "Grade Pending" your rating?" 1.4225 0.04980 213 153 30 30
596 I’ll have the ’poisson’. Just a little inside joke. 1.4225 0.04363 213 140 56 17
597 This menu is in Vole. Do you have one in Mouse? 1.4220 0.04293 218 143 58 17
598 I’ll have what everyone else had. 1.4218 0.04154 211 142 52 17
599 Sometimes I just want to be plain old Mick without the red shorts, white gloves and yellow shoes. 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
600 I've been eating for free in the kitchen for so long, I was starting to feel guilty! 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
601 My dream is to be a critic. 1.4218 0.04181 211 135 63 13
602 I'm lactose intolerant. Think of the irony. 1.4218 0.04642 211 144 45 22
603 Either the cat goes or I stop by every day for lunch. 1.4218 0.04593 211 143 47 21
604 I KNOW the kitchen's busy right now - I was there all morning. 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
605 Don’t worry - I used Purell. 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
606 If you feed a mouse a cookie he tips well. 1.4218 0.04235 211 136 61 14
607 I always feel so self-conscious dining alone—tell me, do I look conspicuous? 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
608 I've feasted on your garbage for years so I thought, why not pop in and explore the wine list. 1.4213 0.04010 216 136 69 11
609 I hear that a lot. Guess I have one of those faces... 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
610 Ham and cheese, hold the ham, hold the bread. 1.4198 0.04476 212 142 51 19
611 One cartoonishly large wedge of mysteriously yellow cheese with holes in it, please. 1.4198 0.04575 212 144 47 21
612 Have I eaten here before? Are you kidding - my father and the chef going way back! 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
613 What do you mean no shirt no shoes no service? 1.4195 0.04372 205 134 56 15
614 Just a coffee for now. I'll order when Mr Disney gets here 1.4190 0.04246 210 136 60 14
615 No thanks, I prefer eating without pants. 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
616 What's good? I usually eat at Subway. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
617 Let me guess, you want the ratatouille?" "No, I just want water right now thanks. 1.4190 0.04940 210 150 32 28
618 What kind of cheese is in the cheese omelet? 1.4190 0.04800 210 147 38 25
619 I should know what's good ... I've been living in the kitchen for about three weeks. 1.4190 0.04455 210 140 52 18
620 Yes, with cheese. But hold the trap. 1.4190 0.04246 210 136 60 14
621 I I'll have the catfish with cheese fries. 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
622 Am I too late for the early bird? 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
623 Does the cheese stand alone? 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
624 Anything but catfish. 1.4183 0.04786 208 145 39 24
625 This is my favorite hole in the wall. 1.4183 0.04380 208 137 55 16
626 Hold the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4183 0.04587 208 141 47 20
627 Your trash is all out of today's special. 1.4183 0.04834 208 146 37 25
628 How’s the ratatouille? 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
629 Is that grilled cheese on cheese bread? 1.4183 0.04976 208 149 31 28
630 I see that you guys didn’t pass the health inspection. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
631 I hear your food is garbage. 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
632 I'll have the cheese, but not on one of those fancy wire and timber platters this time. 1.4183 0.04587 208 141 47 20
633 Please leave the poison on the side. No tips if I'm dead! 1.4183 0.04976 208 149 31 28
634 You know I used to hang out with Sinatra, Sammy and Dean, good times. They used to call us the four amigos. 1.4183 0.04882 208 147 35 26
635 Why are you suggesting the cheese plate? Is this some kind of a trap? 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
636 And no cheese, I am lactose intolerant 1.4183 0.04688 208 143 43 22
637 Does the cheese plate have one of those metal springs on it? 1.4183 0.04688 208 143 43 22
638 By the way, I think I just saw a person scurry under the table next to me. 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
639 I've never gotten a booth seat before! I'm usually in the back... 1.4175 0.04355 206 135 56 15
640 I feel like garbage tonight! 1.4175 0.04619 206 140 46 20
641 I’ll have the garbage sampler. 1.4171 0.04489 211 142 50 19
642 Could you recommend a rosé that pairs well with garbage? 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
643 I will have the CHEESEburger with extra CHEESE, and hold the CATsup, please. 1.4171 0.04781 211 148 38 25
644 One small mousse, please. 1.4171 0.04734 211 147 40 24
645 Velveeta? Cheez Whiz? This place has gone downhill. 1.4171 0.04388 211 140 54 17
646 CATFISH PLEASE! 1.4171 0.04734 211 147 40 24
647 I'll have what they're not having. 1.4167 0.04356 204 136 52 16
648 Just water, please. I’m meeting some friends here after you close. 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
649 Yeah, I eat here all the time but this is my first time using the front door. 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
650 Is your garbage locally sourced? 1.4167 0.04804 204 142 39 23
651 That's funny, Betty, I thought YOUR boat sank! 1.4167 0.05001 204 146 31 27
652 A wonderful moment for myself between litters. 1.4167 0.04493 204 136 51 17
653 I know a lot of the after-hours staff here. 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
654 I’ll need this in braille, please. 1.4167 0.04703 204 140 43 21
655 Just water for now...I’m still waiting for a hundred of my friends. 1.4167 0.04439 204 135 53 16
656 I’ll have your Rioja Alta 890 Gran Reserva from 2005, two glasses, and send the violinist over. 1.4167 0.04651 204 139 45 20
657 Are you sure these cats here are all vegetarians? 1.4163 0.04767 209 146 39 24
658 I just love little holes-in-the-wall 1.4150 0.04609 200 135 47 18
659 What did the cat drag in? 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
660 I'll have the lasagna...and do you have a small box I could give birth in? 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
661 Nothing for me now, thanks — I'm waiting for friends. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
662 Are the snails fresh? 1.4138 0.05066 203 147 28 28
663 The folks wanted me to scope the place out before we move in next week.” 1.4138 0.04340 203 133 56 14
664 Should I be wearing pants? 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
665 Could I see a cruelty-free menu, please? 1.4138 0.04870 203 143 36 24
666 The cheese plate without the trap, thank you. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
667 Crunchy peanut butter, hold the trap. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
668 I'm waiting for my friend from the Health Department. 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
669 What do you recommend? I hear this place is better than the pizza joint in the subway... 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
670 No thanks. I'll just hang out until closing time and help myself. 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
671 Is the ratatouille vegetarian? 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
672 I eat here all the time ... just not at this table ... or any table. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
673 No, I don't want the mousse. And stop with the french accent, this is a diner. 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
674 Yes, in a box please. It's safer when you have to chew through a container. 1.4138 0.04870 203 143 36 24
675 Does the cheese come without a trap? 1.4138 0.04768 203 141 40 22
676 No thanks, I’m actually lactose intolerant. 1.4138 0.04665 203 139 44 20
677 I heard your aged cheeses are quite exceptional. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
678 What's the oldest thing in your alley garbage can? 1.4138 0.05114 203 148 26 29
679 Do you have any lactose-free cheese? 1.4138 0.04969 203 145 32 26
680 I'll have a cheeseburger. Extra cheese. Hold the bun. Hold the burger. 1.4138 0.04368 203 136 51 16
681 Is Tom in? 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
682 No cheese on that, please. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4138 0.04559 203 137 48 18
683 Rather than order off the menu, I would prefer if I could scurry about your pantry for a bit. 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
684 I'll have the cheese platter, but without all the trappings. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
685 I’ll have the cheeseburger and hold the burger. 1.4138 0.03927 203 136 54 13
686 I will order the cheesecake special now and eat the crumbs later when you close. Sebouh Kandilian Lexington Ma 02421 1.4138 0.05066 203 147 28 28
687 It did more than just raise my IQ. What time do you get off work? 1.4133 0.04619 196 132 47 17
688 I have a friend who used to work here. 1.4133 0.04326 196 127 57 12
689 I just scurried in from the kitchen so I know you are not out of the #3. 1.4133 0.04445 196 129 53 14
690 Before I decide, let me say how impressed I am about your diversity policy 1.4129 0.04803 201 140 39 22
691 I ran the maze all week. Today is my cheat day! 1.4121 0.04340 199 130 56 13
692 I'll have whatever the cat dragged in. 1.4121 0.04568 199 134 48 17
693 'The place is crawling with vermin. Four stars.' That was me. 1.4121 0.04455 199 132 52 15
694 Take a wild guess. 1.4121 0.04398 199 131 54 14
695 Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the cheese, give me a check for the toast, and you haven't broken any rules. 1.4121 0.05043 199 143 30 26
696 I'll take the cheese that stands alone. 1.4118 0.04698 204 141 42 21
697 Just espresso, please. Taking a break from a huge family reunion in the kitchen. 1.4118 0.04434 204 141 44 19
698 How's the veal? 1.4118 0.04800 204 143 38 23
699 I'll have whatever's on trap. 1.4118 0.04153 204 131 62 11
700 What wine do you recommend with subway pizza? 1.4118 0.03756 204 137 55 12
701 It's nice to eat in the front of the house for a change! 1.4118 0.04594 204 139 46 19
702 Would it be awkward if I asked for a Corona?" 1.4118 0.04434 204 136 52 16
703 I'll have the cheese-infused cheese with extra cheese. 1.4112 0.04683 197 137 40 20
704 No, I said chocolate mousse! 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
705 And when you bring it to the table, just drop it on the floor and maybe step on it a couple times. 1.4112 0.04486 197 131 51 15
706 A double please. They've run out of monkeys to test on. 1.4112 0.05182 197 144 25 28
707 I'll have the shrimp scampi and a glass of chianti. And can you let me know when the health inspector leaves? 1.4112 0.04978 197 140 33 24
708 Just a quick bite for me, then I'll need to scurry off! 1.4112 0.04820 197 137 39 21
709 I already know today’s specials... I have friends in the kitchen 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
710 Of COURSE I'd like cheese with that! 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
711 I’ll take mine grilled. I’ve lived in your breading, and frankly, it’s not that great. 1.4112 0.04486 197 131 51 15
712 Have your menus been sanitized? 1.4112 0.04369 197 129 55 13
713 I'm surprised I've made it this far, Millie! I can't read. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
714 I hear your appetizers are amazing! I have family that has been living in the kitchen for years, now. 1.4112 0.04486 197 131 51 15
715 What sort of light fare do you have? I’m really just a nibbler. 1.4112 0.03932 197 122 69 6
716 I'll have a cheese plate to start, then mac and cheese followed by cheesecake. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
717 That’s alright, I don’t mind people staring. Even New Yorkers haven’t gotten used to attractive females dining alone in public! 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
718 And please make sure you wash the lettuce for 20 seconds. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
719 I think we both have the same stylist. 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
720 A nibble of cheddar, hold the trap. 1.4103 0.05068 195 140 30 25
721 I’ll have a cheese and tonic. 1.4103 0.05068 195 140 30 25
722 Would it be too much trouble to make the pancakes in the shape of my face? 1.4103 0.04855 195 136 38 21
723 I'm celebrating the Chinese year of the rat. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
724 Miss, the fact that I can speak, doesn't mean I can read 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
725 No, not the brie. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.4103 0.04909 195 137 36 22
726 I'll have the ratatouille, no pun intended. 1.4103 0.05172 195 142 26 27
727 I'd like the cheese without the spring loaded thingy 1.4103 0.04458 195 129 52 14
728 Actually I treat the whole Year of the Rat as my birthday. 1.4103 0.04398 195 128 54 13
729 Before I order, I just want to say I'm really impressed with the conditions of the kitchen and washrooms. 1.4103 0.04398 195 128 54 13
730 I saw something near your dumpster that looked enticing. 1.4103 0.04398 195 128 54 13
731 In light of recent events I'm choosing to no longer eat at Wet Markets 1.4103 0.05172 195 142 26 27
732 Can I get the Ratatouille, please? 1.4103 0.04717 195 136 39 20
733 I have all this free time since the parks closed. 1.4103 0.04487 195 132 47 16
734 Right? Social distancing is the strangest thing going. 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
735 Is the fish fetid? 1.4093 0.04666 193 131 45 17
736 Could I get a table closer to the kitchen? 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
737 Oh, al Pesto. I thought you said pest control. 1.4084 0.04581 191 128 48 15
738 I love a good hole in the wall . 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
739 This looks much better than that hole-in-the-wall I usually eat at. 1.4084 0.04699 191 130 44 17
740 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. 1.4082 0.04995 196 140 32 24
741 Is the fish rotten? 1.4074 0.04734 189 129 43 17
742 The health inspector should be joining me shortly. 1.4072 0.04288 194 126 57 11
743 I'll take the usual: extra cheese, hold the trap. 1.4072 0.04925 194 137 35 22
744 I feel adventurous today. I'm gonna go with the Camembert! 1.4072 0.04760 194 134 41 19
745 You thought I was going to say extra cheese but what I really want are extra anchovies. 1.4072 0.04530 194 130 49 15
746 I'm excited to try this place, the reviews are terrible! 1.4072 0.04410 194 128 53 13
747 I'll have what they're having, later. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
748 Why are you asking if I've dined here before? Are you trying to get this place shut down?! 1.4072 0.04816 194 135 39 20
749 I'll have what didn't sell last night. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
750 Hold the catsup! 1.4072 0.04979 194 138 33 23
751 I'll take the ratatouille special and hold the decon. 1.4072 0.05138 194 141 27 26
752 I’ll have the rat trap special. 1.4072 0.05138 194 141 27 26
753 "...and when you bring it please drop it on the floor." 1.4072 0.04646 194 132 45 17
754 do you have cheese? no mousetrap? 1.4072 0.05241 194 143 23 28
755 I'll just do the house red and whatever fell on the floor. 1.4072 0.04349 194 127 55 12
756 Please stay at least 6 feet away -- you humans are filthy! 1.4072 0.04871 194 136 37 21
757 Just what exactly is in the Moussaka? 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
758 You’re sure they wash their hands for at least 20 seconds? 1.4072 0.04760 194 134 41 19
759 I’ll have the same as last week, you know, the awful smelling garbage in the alley. 1.4072 0.05138 194 141 27 26
760 I usually eat from your dumpster, but with this Covid-19 issue, I figured I'd support my local small business. 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
761 No, thank you. I already had a nibble from the special last night. 1.4072 0.04646 194 132 45 17
762 I’ve been through your kitchen, so I pretty much know what I want” 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
763 I don’t have to stay at home since I already carry all the diseases. 1.4072 0.04871 194 136 37 21
764 You know what? I 'll just whatever those two don't finish. 1.4064 0.04522 187 123 50 13
765 What time do you get off work? 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
766 Swiss cheese, hold the trap. 1.4054 0.04956 185 132 32 21
767 A small cheese pizza, and just put it on the floor. 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
768 Just water right now. I'm waiting for my 690 guests. 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
769 My only allergy is to rat bait. 1.4053 0.05165 190 138 27 25
770 My friends in the kitchen recommend the moldy cheese. What do you think? 1.4053 0.05111 190 137 29 24
771 Remember, it's no longer a violation if you are a customer. 1.4053 0.04409 190 125 53 12
772 Do you prefer ‘server’ or ‘waitress?’ Sorry, I usually eat alone in the back. 1.4053 0.04409 190 125 53 12
773 Do you have ‘Bubble and Squeak?’ 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
774 I'll have macaroni and cheese please. Hold the macaroni. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
775 It's not often I find the bench height in proportion to my body type. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
776 This quarantine has broadened my horizons. I can get into anywhere in New York now, no wait... 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
777 I’m assuming the mousse isn’t a typo 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
778 I think I'll go straight to the cheeseboard" 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
779 No, Stuart Little is my cousin though.. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
780 Oh, I know the menu. I have eaten here multiple times, just not at a table. 1.4053 0.04440 190 128 48 14
781 Hmm. The selection is more limited than in subway tunnels. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
782 A new patron? Well, I've been behind this establishment for a long time. 1.4053 0.04409 190 125 53 12
783 I'll take whatever it is you throw in the trash and put in the alley at closing. It's delicious. 1.4051 0.04627 195 133 45 17
784 How old is the cheddar? 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
785 Hot dog. Chicago style. 1.4051 0.04684 195 134 43 18
786 Do you have any small plates? 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
787 Wow, you have so many more choices than Subway! 1.4043 0.04375 188 123 54 11
788 Is the cheese artisanal? 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
789 No, I'm tired of cheese. I'll have the tuna on rye. 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
790 Oh, I see, it says MOUSSE. Well, alright then.... 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
791 I'll have what the gentleman in the corner is having after he's done with it. 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
792 I need a quick bite. My wife and kids are waiting for me in the kitchen. 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
793 No MSG, please. 1.4043 0.04867 188 131 38 19
794 I’ve had it before. But not that fresh. 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
795 and I'll have the ratatouille 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
796 I'm a companion rat. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
797 Would you be shocked if I said I'll have the cheese plate again tonight? 1.4043 0.04983 188 133 34 21
798 Would you like that served over rice, with a vegetable side or did you just want to gnaw through the box? 1.4043 0.04983 188 133 34 21
799 This place is a lot fancier than hole in the wall I usually eat at. 1.4043 0.04309 188 122 56 10
800 Just checking...the plate on which the cheese selection is served isn't spring-loaded, correct? 1.4043 0.04503 188 130 42 16
801 Cheese. Hold the trap. 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
802 So is it true, Mickey was discovered here? 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
803 I'll have the catfish, as usual. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
804 I was wondering if I could see your “small plates” menu? 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
805 Salmon Mousse... that's not a typo, is it? 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
806 I think I'll have the chocolate mousse. 1.4043 0.05151 188 136 28 24
807 I'll start with the Welsh rarebit - hold the bread; a cheeseburger - hold the burger; a side of Cheetos; cheese puffs, extra Velveeta; chile con queso - hold the chile; macaroni & cheese, no macaroni. And for dessert, cheesecake, no crust. 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
808 I'd like the pre-show prix-fixe special. I have tickets to "Cats" at 8. 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
809 I feel like I've been stuck in a maze all day, so yes I sure do want a cocktail! 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
810 Mac and cheese please without the Mac... 1.4043 0.04439 188 124 52 12
811 Normally I only eat out of your dumpster, but I figured why not treat myself for once? 1.4032 0.04271 186 120 57 9
812 Traffic getting here was a maze. 1.4032 0.04405 186 122 53 11
813 One cheese omelette. Hold the eggs 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
814 Just coffee. I ate in the kitchen. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
815 How’s the catfish? 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
816 No, just a cookie please. You must be thinking of my cousin. 1.4032 0.04904 186 130 37 19
817 I will be eating alone today. I have been told to self -isolate. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
818 What's in your garbage? 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
819 With the Spring Vegetables ... that's not a real spring is it? 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
820 I would like to order onion soup without onions and a lot of cheese 1.4032 0.05136 186 134 29 23
821 Could I get the kids’ menu? Food tastes better when I solve a maze first. 1.4032 0.04814 186 131 36 19
822 One cheese board, and hold the trap. 1.4032 0.04470 186 123 51 12
823 Mickey is home with the kids tonight. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
824 All my friends have given this place a great review. 1.4032 0.05021 186 132 33 21
825 I just came out of the kitchen to order the Brie en croute. 1.4032 0.05021 186 132 33 21
826 First, I’d like to see a copy of your health inspection. 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
827 The cook Remy here is a friend of mine. He recommended the Ratatouille, do you agree? 1.4032 0.05079 186 133 31 22
828 When I've eaten here before it was always self service. 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
829 My brother lives in the kitchen and he says the cheese plate is good. 1.4032 0.04535 186 124 49 13
830 I live literally next door, but I've never ordered off the menu before. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
831 First, do you have any hand sanitizer? 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
832 Is it the same food as in the kitchen? 1.4032 0.04470 186 123 51 12
833 Don't let chef know I'm here. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
834 This place is so fancy compared to the hole in the wall where I usually eat. 1.4032 0.04437 186 125 48 13
835 Look, I understand if you want me out of the kitchen, but I am a paying customer here! 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
836 Tell me, what does the Health Inspector not recommend? 1.4032 0.04845 186 129 39 18
837 Well my grandparents emigrated from Norway, but I just think of myself as a kid from Brooklyn. 1.4032 0.04661 186 125 45 15
838 My uncle used to work in the kitchen. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
839 Bring me a dirty, filthy martini, please. 1.4031 0.04752 191 132 41 18
840 I'd like to ask about your Sanitation Grade... 1.4022 0.04535 184 125 45 14
841 L'assiette de fromage, s'il vous plaît. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
842 Catfish dinner please. 1.4022 0.05061 184 131 32 21
843 Is the cheeseburger a trap? 1.4022 0.04502 184 122 50 12
844 The regular menu, please, I’ve been anthropomorphized. 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
845 Do you have the $6.99 all-you-can eat mouse special today? 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
846 I'd like the Welsh rarebit with a side of greens. Oh, and a large glass of the vintage Chardonnay, please. 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
847 I’d like the cheese plate if it comes without a maze. 1.4022 0.04882 184 128 38 18
848 May I have the chicken bone with mashed sandwich, and the mixed browns. 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
849 Garbage salad, dirty rice, and crumb cake. 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
850 What's not fresh today? 1.4011 0.04363 182 121 50 11
851 Don't panic. I'm working undercover for the health commissioner. 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
852 Please hurry, you're scaring the elephants at table 4. 1.4011 0.04600 182 122 47 13
853 I'd like that with extra cheese, please. 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
854 Usually I eat directly off the menu, but are substitutions allowed? 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
855 You ever have one of those dreams where everyone thinks you're a mouse? 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
856 If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff. 1.4011 0.05113 187 135 29 23
857 One draggable slice of cold pizza, please. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
858 Is the slow braised cat domestic or wild ? 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
859 I'll just have the appetizer, I only feel like nibbling. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
860 Can I get flies with that? 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
861 I usually eat at the kitchen but today they are having an inspection. 1.3989 0.04669 178 120 45 13
862 I'll have what Mickey had. 1.3989 0.04389 178 116 53 9
863 I asked "How's the mousse?" 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
864 Does the cheese plate come with or without a maze? 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
865 I believe I saw a critic scurrying under the booth. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
866 Rumor has it you serve cat here? 1.3978 0.04904 181 129 33 19
867 When the cat's online... 1.3978 0.05295 181 133 24 24
868 I thought I'd make a reservation for the FRONT of the house tonight! 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
869 I 'll have the cat of the day 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
870 Cheese, cheese and more cheese please. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
871 I got tired of the leftovers in the kitchen 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
872 Is the ratatouille organic? 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
873 Fondue Please 1.3978 0.05295 181 133 24 24
874 Would you ever go out with a rat? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
875 I've been trying not to eat as much cheese, but when the cat's away... 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
876 I'm alone tonight. Minnie is self-isolating. How's the ratatouille? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
877 No, I'm not dining alone. The guys from the health department will be here any minute.” 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
878 Can I have the ratatouille? 1.3978 0.04159 181 128 39 14
879 I'd like a the cheese burger, no bun, no patty, and a three egg cheese omelet, no eggs 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
880 I'll have the four cheeses pizza but hold the Warfarin. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
881 Surprise me, sweetheart. Can you do that? 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
882 I’ll have the cheeseburger with extra cheese and without the burger. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
883 What do you have from the trash? 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
884 What's your name, doll? I'm not usually here when you're open. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
885 Ham and Swiss on rye. Hold the ham. Hold the rye. 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
886 I’ll get a bacon, eggs, and cheese. Hold the bacon and the eggs. 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
887 My friends tell me the food here is very good. 1.3978 0.05119 181 130 30 21
888 I can't make up my mind. Would you recommend the cheese or the peanut butter? 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
889 Would you like to hear yesterday's specials? 1.3978 0.04935 181 127 36 18
890 I think I'll try "Le fromage au gratin." But could I also have some cheese with that? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
891 Whatever he was whipping up in back looked great. 1.3978 0.05119 181 130 30 21
892 What are the suggested wine pairings for the camembert and the delightful pecorino that I had last time? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
893 EEK! A human! 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
894 Is the Ratatouille what I think it is? 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
895 I am expecting twenty more, could I please have a martini? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
896 The cat's away so this mouse is gonna order the crème brûlée. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
897 Your garbage was so tasty I thought I'd try there food in here. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
898 I figure, why scrounge for scraps, when you can have a seat at the table? 1.3978 0.04410 181 119 52 10
899 For a starter I’ll take the cheese platter. For my main course I’ll have the mac and cheese. And for dessert let’s make it a cheesecake. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
900 I bet you’re surprised I can read.. 1.3966 0.05099 179 128 31 20
901 No. I said ‘mousse’. I’ll have the mousse. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
902 Would you mind serving my meal on the floor? 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
903 And could I get that without the poison, please? 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
904 Yes, I have eaten here before. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
905 No no, I meant the mousse. 1.3966 0.04580 179 120 47 12
906 I'l have the special of the day, but make it a day from last year. 1.3956 0.04594 182 123 46 13
907 This is the wine menu. I asked for the cheese menu. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
908 Fromage! Oh! I’ll have a croissant on the side. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
909 How's the cheese tonight? 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
910 I want to talk to the chef 1.3955 0.05264 177 129 26 22
911 I Remy,want to see if your ratatouille is as good as mine 1.3955 0.05264 177 129 26 22
912 Give me the same thing Mighty usually orders. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
913 I'd like the dumpster special du jour. 1.3955 0.05140 177 127 30 20
914 Oh, Pizza Rat? That's my cousin. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
915 Do you have a Bait Menu? 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
916 I think I'll just go straight to the cheese course, please 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
917 Our special today is Ratatouille, with extra cheese. 1.3955 0.05384 177 131 22 24
918 Please tell Chef Rémy to hold the cheese -- I'm lactose-intolerant. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
919 I will try the cheese sampler again, this time have them hold the trap. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
920 I saw a YELP review that said this place was garbage. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
921 May I have no Mac on my Cheese? 1.3955 0.04544 177 118 48 11
922 I know the menu well, I spend a lot of time in your kitchen 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
923 I'll have whatever you have." 1.3955 0.05264 177 129 26 22
924 Roquefort, Manchego and Brin d'Amour, please. I think I'll try all sheep tonight. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
925 Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the bread and the ham, bring me the cheese, give me a cheque for the ham sandwich and you haven't broken any rules. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
926 Is all your filth locally sourced? 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
927 Do you have a pre-clinical trial menu? 1.3955 0.04508 177 120 45 12
928 Cat got your tongue? 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
929 I love your menu. Tell me about the Emmental. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
930 I'll start with the cheese plate. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
931 I know it's not on the menu, but I saw some earlier in the kitchen. 1.3944 0.04491 180 120 49 11
932 Ratatouille? 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
933 No Cilantro, I hate Cilantro 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
934 I'd like a slice of half-eaten pizza, a glass of dirty water and a side of cigar butts. 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
935 i will have what is left of that table's dish please. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
936 Don’t look so surprised. They kicked me out of the kitchen. 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
937 Can I get the small plates menu? 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
938 May I have the macaroni on the side? 1.3944 0.05014 180 128 33 19
939 I'll have the Philly cheesesteak. Hold the steak. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
940 But I saw Monterrey Jack out in the dumpster. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
941 Pizza Rat says this place is fabulous. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
942 I would like a Margherita pizza with lots of EXTRA CHEESE !!!! 1.3944 0.05256 180 132 25 23
943 I'll have the house special but hold the quinoa and amaranth. 1.3944 0.05136 180 130 29 21
944 ...the chocolate mousse--I hope that's not a typo. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
945 I'll have the "while the cats away" special 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
946 I can't read... just bring me a few slices of american cheese and a booster seat. 1.3943 0.04505 175 116 49 10
947 What kind of cheese comes in the trap? 1.3943 0.04989 175 123 35 17
948 I’ll have the ratatouille with fava beans and a nice chianti 1.3933 0.04927 178 125 36 17
949 Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter. We hate cheese. 1.3933 0.04453 178 123 42 13
950 I hope you don't have a human infestation in your kitchen. 1.3933 0.04862 178 124 38 16
951 Can you please send over the sommelier? I have some questions about wine and cheese pairings. 1.3933 0.04662 178 121 44 13
952 I'll have what the cockroach at the next table is having. 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
953 All those years struggling to navigate the maze ... totally worth it! 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
954 Scraps of hamburger, hotdog and a knish all on a partially eaten sesame seed bun please 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
955 Do you have anything left over from last Thursday? 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
956 What can you comp me as an influencer? 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
957 Is Minnie in the kitchen today? 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
958 What time is happy hour for the dumpster? 1.3918 0.04898 171 121 34 16
959 Grilled cheese. Hold the bread. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
960 What kind of cheeses do you have? 1.3918 0.05335 171 125 25 21
961 I'll just have the amuse bouche. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
962 I’ll have the pasta... ro dente. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
963 I already got some appetizers in the kitchen. What's today's special? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
964 How is the amouse-bouche? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
965 Could I see the cheese list? 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
966 And which maze did you say the gruyere was sourced from again? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
967 I used to eat here a lot. Before I joined the Health Department. 1.3918 0.05335 171 125 25 21
968 I was in Ratatouille with Peter O'Toole, who was in High Spirits with Steve Guttenberg, who was in Diner with Kevin Bacon. That's why I'm in a diner asking for bacon. 1.3918 0.05138 171 122 31 18
969 Can you assure me that everything here is "sqeaky" clean? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
970 Chicken Cacciatore with extra cat. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
971 I'll have the crumbs of the day! 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
972 I'm not ready to order yet. I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She'll be wearing a red and white polka dot dress and a matching bow in her hair. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
973 Oh, good, a new menu. I can't wait to forage through your garbage. 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
974 Yes, that's what you'd think, but I'm actually lactose intolerant. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
975 Yeah I’ll take the leftovers from 3A and that pizza box from 5C, thanks 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
976 I’m waiting on a few dozen friends. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
977 I read your review in the public health notices and just had to try it. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
978 Oddly, no. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
979 How big is the large 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
980 ...And if i find a mousetrap in my entree, I’ll fucking sue. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
981 Oh, I'm very particular. If people don't refer to a restaurant as a 'hole in the wall,' I just won't go there! 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
982 I'll take a face full of your ass-cheese, Mam! 1.3882 0.05483 170 127 20 23
983 I was going to check out the burger place across the street, but I heard they have a pest problem. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
984 May I have that to go. I have a ship to catch. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
985 I'm waiting for 2 more, and we'll need large print menus, please. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
986 Your finest crumb, please. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
987 Tell me again what’s in a mousse? 1.3882 0.04469 170 120 37 13
988 Your kitchen is rated #1 in the ZARAT guide. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
989 Give me $1000 and I won't report my presence here to the health department. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
990 I'll have the Swiss Raclette without all the trappings. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
991 Legally, you have to tell me if you are a health inspector. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
992 Can you recommend a nice selection of cheeses for me to nibble on while I wait for the rest of my family to arrive? 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
993 I'll have a blue, swiss, gorgonzola, feta, romano on brie 1.3882 0.04508 170 118 40 12
994 To Brie or Not to Brie 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
995 I got tired of social distancing 1.3879 0.04597 165 110 46 9
996 I was told this place was a real hole in the wall, so I couldn’t resist. 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
997 No, I'll have the chocolate mousse. Mousse with a double s. 1.3869 0.04619 168 113 45 10
998 And your fromage du jour? 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
999 I’m eating healthier, before it goes in the trash, 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
1000 How much off if it's been dropped on the floor? 1.3869 0.04541 168 112 47 9
1001 Now that people are afraid to go out, I'm not looking so far fetched as a customer, am I? 1.3869 0.05131 168 120 31 17
1002 Can I substitute the ratatouille for a side salad? 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
1003 Does your kitchen have a "A" rating? 1.3869 0.05200 168 121 29 18
1004 I’m celebrating. No one is blaming this one on me. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
1005 what did the cat bring in tonight ? 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
1006 About how stinky is the “super-stinky moldy cheese roll”? 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
1007 Can you please make sure that the milk arrives at the same time as the cookie? 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
1008 Thanks for taking my order, usually I just get hit with a broom…” 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
1009 I'll go with the daily special of the five cheese lasagna." 1.3846 0.04238 169 122 34 13
1010 My friends in your dumpster say your food is excellent! 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
1011 Medium rotten please. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
1012 No, for here, why? 1.3841 0.04444 164 108 49 7
1013 Don't worry, I don't have coronavirus. 1.3832 0.05354 167 123 24 20
1014 I’ll get a cookie, and then I’ll want a glass of milk, and then I’ll want another cookie. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1015 No, I don't want to order from the à la cat menu 1.3832 0.04823 167 118 35 14
1016 Yes, the cheese course. 1.3832 0.04553 167 112 46 9
1017 I couldn't help noticing that your mom texted you while I was giving birth in your purse. 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
1018 No that's MOUSSE, I want! 1.3832 0.05113 167 122 27 18
1019 I read your restaurant review in the latest Health Board report. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1020 I hear you failed inspection so no, I won't be dining alone. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1021 And the block of cheese--how is that prepared? 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1022 Can I get it to go? I need to get back to the kitchen. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1023 I noticed on your window that you received a "C" from the board of health. Can you tell me why? 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
1024 Comment est le frommage? 1.3832 0.04392 167 115 42 10
1025 How big is the cheese platter for one ? 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
1026 And make it quick. I've got to scurry. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1027 No cheese -- I'm lactose intolerant 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
1028 Oh, and please let the chef know I'm allergic to d-CON. 1.3832 0.04709 167 114 42 11
1029 I’d like to see your cheese list, please. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1030 How's the cat today? 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1031 Let's just go with your most classic charcuterie board with everything broken up into crumbs. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
1032 Yeah, they closed Disneyland, so I got the night off, thought I'd treat myself. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1033 The cheese cart, please. 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
1034 Actually, if you must know, I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
1035 Got any more of that cheesecake I was eating in the kitchen? 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
1036 Some broccoli cheddar soup and you won't hear a squeak on Yelp. 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
1037 Cat's liver and a side of cheese. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
1038 Squeal me a bubble and squeak baby, well rodent, chinchilla dressing and dont weasel me on the size 1.3832 0.05553 167 126 18 23
1039 I'm going to go with the small plates. 1.3832 0.05286 167 122 26 19
1040 I hear the Gouda is good, but is the Cheddar better? 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
1041 This is no hole in the wall! Believe you me! 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
1042 Waitress: Dining Alone? Mouse: Yeah, my family prefers to eat in the kitchen. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1043 You know what? I'll have anything, absolutely anything. 1.3827 0.04302 162 110 44 8
1044 ... and could you bring that at the start of the maze today instead of the end? 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
1045 Ratatouille and plateau de fromages,please. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
1046 Ratatouille? What are you, sick? 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
1047 I'll have the cheese special. Hold the trap. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
1048 Give me another minute — I’m still de-baiting. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
1049 Well, it provides a nice break from the rat race. 1.3827 0.04477 162 107 48 7
1050 No, you'd think so, but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1051 I am your local health and hygiene inspector. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1052 I'll have the keto cheesecake. 1.3813 0.05528 160 119 21 20
1053 Long story short, the clock struck one and I am hangry. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1054 I know I shouldn't, but I'll have the cheese platter. 1.3813 0.05384 160 117 25 18
1055 I'll have the ratatouille. Ha, ha, just kidding. Make it a cheese plate. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1056 Do you recommend the Ratatouille? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1057 No, she left already. I guess my ears are a little bigger in person than in my profile picture. 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
1058 I just saw the health inspector come in. I'll take it to go. 1.3813 0.05384 160 117 25 18
1059 I'd like a slice of pepperoni pizza but this time on a plate. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1060 Tell me a bit about your cheese board. 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
1061 I would like the tasting menu but with the cheese course first. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1062 No, you heard me right. ALL the cheese 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1063 For the last time: no, I do not want the cheese platter! 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
1064 I don’t mean to be a pest, but what are your gluten and dairy-free, vegan, meat-substitute options? 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
1065 Is there cheese with that? 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
1066 I hid during the inspection. Now I want caviar and fois gras. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1067 My wife's family recommended you. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1068 Since many of your usuals are in quarantine, I figured you needed my business. 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
1069 I really enjoyed the soup you folks left on the counter last night...do you have any more of that?? 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
1070 Well, actually, i'm eating for eight now, so you better sharpen your pencil sweetie. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1071 For me, this *is* social distancing. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1072 Is there a reason why your health department rating is a C? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1073 What are your cat food specials today? 1.3813 0.05457 160 118 23 19
1074 And then I'll have the ratatouille. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1075 The chef is a good friend of mine. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1076 What cheese pairing do you recommend for the mac n cheese? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1077 And can I have the cheese on the side? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1078 I'll take anything that falls on the kitchen floor. 1.3813 0.05160 160 113 31 15
1079 I just need something to nibble on. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1080 Do you have any vegan alternatives? 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
1081 The wine and cheese tasting menu please. Hold the wine. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
1082 I'll have what the Chef was prepping last night while I was underneath the pot sink. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1083 This time I'll have the whole damn pizza! 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1084 Is Pepsi okay? 1.3813 0.05528 160 119 21 20
1085 I’ll wait until my party of 300 arrives. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
1086 I'll have the "Chocolate" Mouse". By the way, you spelled "mouse" incorrectly - it's one "s" not two. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1087 I'd like to know about the vins de mice-on, please. 1.3813 0.05599 160 120 19 21
1088 Who moved my cheese? 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1089 Just pretend I'm ordering the daily special and smile at the Health Inspector sitting at the next table. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
1090 I'll be ordering for my three guests since they won't be able to see the menu? 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
1091 I'll start off with something from the dumpster in the alley, followed by a bowl of whatever it was that the chef dropped on the kitchen floor last night. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
1092 Now, does that come with cheese? 1.3810 0.04610 168 114 44 10
1093 By any chance, do you serve cat? 1.3810 0.05260 168 123 26 19
1094 Actually, could I just nose around your dumpster? 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
1095 I'll start with the camembert, aged gruyère for the entree, and finish with a nice slice of roquefort. 1.3810 0.04981 168 119 34 15
1096 I'd like some cheese. With extra cheese, please. Also, two side orders of cheese. And another order of cheese to go. 1.3804 0.04540 163 109 46 8
1097 Can you read this to me? 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
1098 I'd like the Boar's Head Mild Swiss Cheese. 1.3789 0.05428 161 119 23 19
1099 I'll have the cheese balls, extra mold. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
1100 Actually, could you just give me directions to your dumpster 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
1101 ...and I'm lactose-intolerant, so hold the cheese. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1102 A cheese platter with "cats-away" on the side. 1.3774 0.04694 159 113 34 12
1103 The three cheese pizza, but hold the dough. 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
1104 Is there a vegan option? 1.3774 0.04820 159 112 35 12
1105 I know. My whole family is stuck on that same ship. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1106 I'm just grateful to the republican deregulators for addressing anti-rodent discrimination in restaurants. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
1107 I checked the trash bin outside from yesterday. I've marked them. I'll take bag number 2 and a box to go. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1108 I'll have what the others can't finish. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
1109 My cousin knows your kitchen inside out--he recommends the mac and cheese! 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1110 I’ll have the macaroni and cheese with extra cheese, hold the macaroni. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1111 My boss at. the CDC sent me for what he said could be a “last meal”or something. So it’s on his tab. 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
1112 I would like the gourmet cheese place first. 1.3774 0.05549 159 119 20 20
1113 If the foods any good, I’ll be expecting many more of my friends to join me shortly. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
1114 Just water, thanks, and what time does the kitchen close? 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1115 I'll take what they're having. Once they are done. 1.3774 0.04433 159 105 48 6
1116 I'll have a little bit of everything. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
1117 Is it possible to order the cheese without the trap? 1.3774 0.05477 159 118 22 19
1118 Last time I had some blue pellets from the special kitchen tasting menu. Is there any chance the chef can just whip some of that up? 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
1119 I'm expecting some friends. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
1120 I bet you'd serve Mickey a vodka soda if he asked for one. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1121 I'll wait for the rest of my party to scurry over from the kitchen. 1.3758 0.04373 157 103 49 5
1122 Can I substitute Brie? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1123 I’d like eight pounds of cheese, please, or I go straight to this restaurant’s health inspector 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
1124 "I'll have whatever the other diners can't finish. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
1125 Can I order the Mac and Cheese, but without the Mac? 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
1126 I know. I used to live in the kitchen. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
1127 What's the scrap of the day? 1.3758 0.04278 157 102 51 4
1128 And might I ask just what it is that makes you so certain I am an undercover food critic? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1129 I hear this is Anthony Fauci's favorite table. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
1130 I'll Cut the Cheese! 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1131 I’ll have what ever those people don’t finish. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
1132 I hear from a friend you have an aged lump of grease under the main oven. A bowl of that, thanks. 1.3758 0.04182 157 106 45 6
1133 Yes, the reservation was for me Dr. Hickory Dickory. 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1134 I'll have the large cheese board. You wouldn't believe the maze I had to get through to be here tonight. 1.3750 0.04754 160 110 40 10
1135 I'll have the cheese du floor. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
1136 Tell the chef he can leave my order behind the fridge. 1.3750 0.04628 160 111 39 10
1137 I'll have the moo shu pork! 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
1138 I'll have a cheese sandwich -- hold the bread. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
1139 I came after sampling your off la carte menu. 1.3750 0.05301 160 117 26 17
1140 I'll have the roasted Tabby. 1.3750 0.05375 160 118 24 18
1141 Do you have impossible cheese, I'm lactose intolerant? 1.3750 0.05375 160 118 24 18
1142 I'll have whatever the cat is having, unless that happens to be me. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1143 Actually, I’ve got a cheese allergy. 1.3742 0.05503 155 115 22 18
1144 You should smile more, dear. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1145 Can a mouse get a cookie? 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1146 I'll have the cheese omelet - hold the eggs, hold the onions, with a side of whatever you find under the stove 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1147 I'll have yesterday's special, please. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1148 Can I have a cheeseburger and hold the burger? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1149 Make sure the chef washes his hands. I don't want to catch anything. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1150 How's the vermin-celli? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1151 I'd like the mold on the side, please. 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
1152 Cheese board without the metal thing that would break my neck. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1153 You wouldn’t believe the maze I had to solve to find this hole in the wall. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1154 Let's start with the cheese plate and let it go at that. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1155 Swiss? You have none left. 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
1156 Boy, it seems like just yesterday everyone was blaming us for epidemics! 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1157 Sheesh, that's what I said, hold the cheese! Am I not squeaking loud enough for you? 1.3742 0.05503 155 115 22 18
1158 I’ll start with the 3 day old pizza crusts and a glass of curdled milk. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1159 I'll have a double cheeseburger, hold the burger and bun. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1160 J'aimerais le fromage du jour, s'il vous plaît, et un verre de vin rouge maison. Je vous remercie. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1161 Yes, for starters I’d like the Fromage à Trois and a glass of the Chat-eau du Aubreuvoir. Thank you. 1.3742 0.05427 155 114 24 17
1162 I'd like the 3 cheese mac and cheese - hold the mac 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
1163 Do you have anything that's not poisonous? 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1164 No worries. I’m virus-free. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1165 Why does everyone assume I want pizza? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1166 I'll have the four-cheese ratvioli. 1.3742 0.05349 155 112 26 16
1167 Parlez vous francais? 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1168 Your restroom is out of order? Uh....what's a restroom? 1.3742 0.05727 155 118 16 21
1169 Rat-atouille? Yeah I knew him. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1170 I eat here all the time. This is just the first time I came through the front door. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
1171 I'll have the Cheese Special. Hold the traps, please. 1.3742 0.05149 155 113 27 15
1172 Do you do small plates? 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1173 Can I order the macaroni and cheese without the macaroni? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1174 I’ll have a RATatouille !!! 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1175 You got Fox on the menu? 1.3742 0.05109 155 115 24 16
1176 The cheese board—hold the spring. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1177 I had such fond memories of this place that I'm moving back to start a family. 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
1178 I'll take whatever that pasta dish was that got thrown in the dumpster last night 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1179 Are all five cheeses in the penne pasta locally sourced? 1.3742 0.04813 155 109 35 11
1180 Cheese omelet, hold the omelet. 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
1181 I'll have the triple cheese sandwich, and hold the bread please 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1182 No, this is not my the first time I've dined here. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
1183 That ratatouille movie broke many barriers for my people. 1.3742 0.04544 155 106 41 8
1184 Would you like your blue cheese dressing on the side?" Bea Fernandez-Medina, State College, Pennsylvania 1.3742 0.05654 155 117 18 20
1185 I don't want to be trapped into ordering cheese. Do you have anything else? 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1186 My diet's gone off the rails: I'll have the cheesecake. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1187 I’ll have the cheese omelet; hold the eggs. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1188 What is your house cheese? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1189 Anything in a fondue? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1190 Got any Ratatouille? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1191 Before I order, I’d like to see your kitchen. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1192 No, I don't care to hear the cheese selection. And that's actually pretty racist. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1193 Will you please move those people fifteen feet away? 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
1194 You had me at haloumi. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1195 The rest of my party will be dinning in the kitchen this evening. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1196 I could use a drink after that last maze run. 1.3742 0.04813 155 114 27 14
1197 A party of 30 will be joining me in about 10 minutes. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1198 I resent your stereotyping! No, I don't want 'something with cheese!' 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
1199 Of mice and (wo)men 1.3742 0.05579 155 116 20 19
1200 This place has always been my favorite hole-in-the-wall. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1201 You are way too young to remember, but I am 'The Mouse that Roared'! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1202 Don’t worry. Coronavirus was from bats. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
1203 Whatever's on the floor would be fine. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
1204 It's nice to get out and try something different than my usual hole in the wall. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1205 How’s the Cheese? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1206 Bad news, Midge... They’re laying me off at the lab. This is going to be my last lunch here before they release me to the city dump. 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
1207 I'd just like one slice I can carry down the stairs please. 1.3709 0.04518 151 103 41 7
1208 I may need a quick escape so, make it Swiss. 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
1209 I’m gonna wait to order until my family gets here, but -heads up- we’re gonna need 46 more menus. 1.3709 0.04566 151 101 44 6
1210 I will be joined by friends...lots of friends. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1211 I'll have the marsoupial. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1212 Just a slice- I’ve got a subway to catch 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1213 What do you suggest for a little nibble? 1.3709 0.04469 151 100 46 5
1214 This restaurant got great reviews on "Squeak" 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1215 I hope this bargain cheese plate isn’t a bait and switch. 1.3709 0.04662 151 102 42 7
1216 I'm torn between the cheese and the peanut butter. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1217 So... What did the chef drop today? 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1218 let's get this straight,it's Mr. Mouse,not mousey! 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
1219 Well, the dumpster doesn't offer gluten free, vegan; ok? 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
1220 They've taken my dumpster so I'll be dining here tonight. 1.3701 0.05289 154 112 27 15
1221 I have friends in the kitchen and they recommend the duck. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
1222 Do you have smaller portions available? 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
1223 I normally just eat in the kitchen but today I thought I’d try the dining room. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
1224 I'll have the ratatouille followed by the cheese plate please. 1.3701 0.05289 154 112 27 15
1225 And again, with extra cheese. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1226 can I get the cheese platter? hold the spring 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1227 Any smaller portions? 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
1228 I've got a date with the Health Inspector. We go way back. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1229 No, skip the cheese. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
1230 This meal was my bonus for finishing the maze 1.3691 0.05159 149 104 31 12
1231 Do you use rat poison in any of your dishes? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1232 Online reservations have made my life a lot easier. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1233 Coffee, please. I’ve been scurrying around all night. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1234 Two million orders of the cheese platter to go. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1235 So, I assume 'mouse' on the dessert menu is a misspelling? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
1236 Your name's Cat?...that's funny...heh... 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1237 I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1238 I'll have the fish of the day from last Tuesday. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1239 The usual cheese soufflé for three, Nancy, when Mickey and Minnie get here. 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
1240 I’d like the catfish, please 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1241 I used to be attached to a computer where I could read this menu online, but things changed. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1242 I'll have the cat fritters well done. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
1243 ... And could you be a doll and ask Larry to use some of that vegan mozzarella? 1.3691 0.04795 149 107 31 11
1244 Can I have the have the 7 different cheeses special, please? 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
1245 What do you mean, 'Am I allowed in here?' I had a reservation, didn't I? 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1246 Just a cookie and I’ll be out of your hair. Promise. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1247 Where's the tablecloth? What kind of joint is this? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1248 You would not believe the route I had to take to get here. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1249 I assume you have small portions. 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1250 Has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes? 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
1251 No, you're the one who shouldn't be in a crowded restaurant. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1252 Actually, we don't really like cheese. 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
1253 No, I'm eating alone tonight. Social distancing, you might say. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1254 And make sure you spell mousse correctly. 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
1255 Tell the chef to make 'The Special', he'll know who I am! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1256 The dumpster out back has a lot of variety, but, I prefer table service. 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1257 One Ratatouille 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1258 Just bring me whatever fell on the floor today. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1259 Your health code violations indicate this is just the right place for me... 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1260 Sir! No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1261 I like the menu and the ambience, but I'm a bit concerned about the hygiene 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1262 Do you have any piles of garbage? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1263 The cashew cheese, please. I’m feeling squirrelly. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1264 The Michelin Man gave you a great review. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1265 I'm looking for something that isn't the normal garbage you serve. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1266 This place failed its health inspection. That's why I'm here. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1267 For issue of March 9. Captions due by March 8, but magazine arrived March 9. We protest. Always too late to enter. Not fair. My wife's caption for that contest: "You'll want something stronger than lozenges." Barbara Bloom, Bloomfield Hills,MI. 1.3673 0.05878 147 113 14 20
1268 I’ll have the Spam, cheese, Spam, Spam and cheese, without the Spam, please. 1.3673 0.05636 147 110 20 17
1269 What are your takeaway options? I've got a race to run. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1270 I was just walking by, and something smelled horrible! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1271 Do you have anything that expired at least a year ago? 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1272 I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the bun, meat, and lettuce. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1273 I'll have whatever's on the kitchen floor. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1274 I'll have whatever the Health Inspector didn't want me to have when he chased me out of the kitchen a few minutes ago. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1275 Can I get the leftovers menu, please? 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1276 The servings here are just my size. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1277 Why are you assuming I want the cheese platter? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1278 May I have a mixed garbage salad and a glass of sewer water? 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1279 There'll be 2 more, they're parking the pumpkin. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1280 What's your poison? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1281 Is the cheese sustainably sourced? 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1282 I've enjoyed your raw fillet many times... I was now wondering how it is when cooked medium. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1283 I’m spoiling myself. I really think this is my year. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1284 Just act cool. Department of Health is the next booth over. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1285 Are you guys still good for that discount I was promised for staying out of sight on health inspection day? 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1286 Do you have any vegan cheese? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1287 I’d just like to nibble a little something off the menu 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1288 When we kicked you out of the kitchen, we didn’t mean for you to come eat out here. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1289 I'll have the Peanut Butter Surprise--hold the trap. 1.3673 0.04737 147 103 37 7
1290 Just some cheese without the trapping. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1291 I'll have the jalapeno pepper cheese on rye, hold the jalapeno peppers and caraway seeds thank you. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1292 There's going to be 30 of us, could you put it on separate tabs. 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1293 I will be joined by some of my friends who are currently in the kitchen. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1294 I'll have your End of the Maze Special. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1295 Actually, my girlfriend, a duck and a very tall, anthropomorphic dog will be joining me. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1296 I'll have the cheeseburger. Extra cheese; hold the burger. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1297 So, why then is it called catfish? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1298 Don't worry - I know the chef 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
1299 Cheese platter please, hold the trap 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1300 I have to say, this is a rather disappointing cheese list. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1301 I’ll have the French onion soup, a cheeseburger, cheese fries, mozzarella sticks, potatoes au gratin, and — of course — your famous cheesecake. 1.3667 0.05386 150 110 25 15
1302 No, that's my cousin...I'm Panini Rat. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1303 So locally sourced is table scraps? I don't want floor or bin scraps. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1304 Has any of the staff visited abroad recently ? 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
1305 It’s a real thrill that you join us on your day off sir 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1306 When my companion arrives we'll have the family size - we're fast breeders. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1307 Yeah Lady I've heard em all...'A mouse walks into a bar, blah, blah blah.' Can I get a steak now. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1308 Is Le Chat prepared minced? 1.3667 0.05386 150 110 25 15
1309 What time do you close? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1310 You're right; this is much better than eating in the kitchen. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1311 Can I get that on a humane trap please? 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1312 ‘’It’s always ‘would you like cheese with that?’ And you think I’m overly sensitive about ethnic profiling?’’ 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1313 Why yes, I am the cheese critic. What gave me away? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1314 Yes, yesterday’s bread is fine. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1315 What do you recommend for mice and men? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1316 I certainly hope you've gotten rid of that health inspector infestation problem! 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1317 Oh! - “m-o-u-s-S-e”! - thank goodness! 1.3655 0.05162 145 102 31 11
1318 I’ll have what she’s not eating. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1319 Every type of cheese you have, please, and a booster seat. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1320 Your dumpster comes highly recommended. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1321 This is the upside to Covid-19. No one minds me being here. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1322 I think I’ll try the 3-cheese fondue, a glass of your finest chardonnay, and surprise me with something from your garbage can” 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1323 Last time I was here, someone slipped me a Mickey. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1324 What do you have in hole foods? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1325 Is the catfish wild or farmed? 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1326 I read about your place in 'The Board of Health Review' and couldn't wait to try your food. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1327 I'll have the number 19. 1.3649 0.04028 148 112 25 11
1328 What do you mean you are out fondue? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
1329 I'll have a cheeseburger...hold the burger. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1330 The garbage--how is it prepared? 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1331 Is your ratatouille vegan? 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
1332 I like to get out of the subway once in awhile. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
1333 What's good to nibble on? 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
1334 Can I get the three cheese tortellini, hold the tortellini? 1.3611 0.04474 144 96 44 4
1335 I’ve sampled most of the menu from your dumpster, so I’m not picky. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1336 Honey, I remember you from that joint that closed. 1.3611 0.04738 144 101 35 8
1337 Besides pizza, what looks good being dragged down into the subway? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1338 Umm no, no cheese. You assume, because I’m a mouse, I like cheese on everything? I’m lactose intolerant. Actually let me speak to a manager.. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1339 I'll have the cheeseburger -- hold the burger. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1340 Just the cat, done medium rare, with an order of cheese on top, please! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1341 What? No Gruyère? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1342 I'm quite fond of that new cheese you've been putting in your traps, oooh and a glass of the 2014 Pinot. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1343 MOUSSE! What the hell! What in God's name... and as a dessert? Don't you know how humiliating that is? 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1344 Are you sure this is a sanitary establishment? My buddies tell me your chef hasn't been sweeping up at night. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1345 Oh, that's pronounced MOOSE? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1346 I'll have the grilled cheese plus 1,528 orders to go. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1347 I’m with the Health Department. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1348 Can I get cheese with that? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1349 I’ll be dining alone tonight 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1350 Could you be a dear and have the kitchen prepare the cheese board sans trap? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1351 No, I'm not old enough to drink. In fact, I'll never be. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1352 That's right...extra cheddar, mozzarella, Swiss, feta, and gorgonzola. But not goat. Too tangy. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1353 My cousins eat here all the time. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1354 A whole platter of cheese is just an appetizer?! 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1355 I'm just a simple country mouse, but my cousin says the soufflé is to die for. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1356 I heard you serve garbage, but I don't see it on the menu. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1357 Is it pronounced 'mouse' or 'moose'? 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1358 I'll order after I review the cleanliness of your kitchen. 1.3611 0.04581 144 97 42 5
1359 Just the cheese board and don't make it snappy. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1360 I'm looking for a piece of cheese with no surprises. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1361 I'll take my cheddar cubed. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1362 The gorgonzola...how long has it been rotting in the stock room? 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1363 Can you tell me more about the cheese plate? It sounds too good to be true. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1364 What have you got that I can drag down some stairs? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1365 La fromage, sans piège à ressort, s'il vous plaît. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1366 Any changes from the stuff on the counter last night? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1367 Do you have any off-menu or under-table items? 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1368 Just looking for something to nibble on ... 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1369 The Catfish sounds good. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1370 No, m-o-u-s-s-e! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1371 I'm actually a consultant for the city's health department. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1372 Catfish! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1373 What can you serve me quickly? I have to be somewhere at one." 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1374 I'll have the cheese plate and a glass of chardonnay ... Unless you would prefer to explain to your husband what I saw going on in the pantry last night. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1375 I'll have what he just had. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1376 How stale is the cheese platter? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1377 The vegan cheese plate, please. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1378 Might I have a word with the Somalier and the Fromagier? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1379 I don't suppose you have any ratatouille? 1.3611 0.04581 144 102 34 8
1380 This isn’t some kind of a trap is it? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1381 I'd like a large order of the catfish and the cheese plate. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1382 The cataract surgery went fine, thank you, but my two friends will need the braille menu. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1383 The hole in the wall is next door 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1384 .... and I hate to reinforce a myth, but I'll have the cheese platter for dessert 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1385 How is your Camembert? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1386 Tell me about the fromage du jour. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1387 You know you would think that the looks people give me would be unnerving but they make me feel special. 1.3611 0.04474 144 96 44 4
1388 I thought I'd check out the service in the front of the house. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1389 Your assorted cheese plate caught my eye 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1390 Do I have a means of payment?! I can take my plague elsewhere, you know. 1.3611 0.05541 144 107 22 15
1391 I'll have the Tom Cat---well done, with a side of revenge---cold." 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1392 I’d like the garbage plate please, gluten free, no onions 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1393 What, no veal tonight? It was delicious in last night's garbage. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1394 Social distancing measures only apply to humans, right? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1395 Before I order, can you tell me about the kitchen's hand-washing protocol? 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1396 If you give a mouse a menu... 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1397 Yes, I’d like the double cheeseburger without the meat or the bread, please 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1398 I'll have the ratatouille, but please- no catsup. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1399 I understand I have to pay more than a child. I just want to know if the portions are bigger. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1400 I know, but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1401 The usual. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1402 Would it be possible to change tables? This one is too far from the kitchen. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1403 I'll try the Cheese Sampler with a nice Chianti 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1404 Just a crumb for me, I’m on a diet 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1405 I'm sorry to plague you, but... 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1406 Is it possible to have a tour of the kitchen? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1407 Don't argue with me, I want cheese and peanut butter. And please keep your trap shut. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1408 If this is the Maze Restaurant I'll take the cheese. 1.3592 0.05274 142 105 24 13
1409 This is a pretty upscale establishment for me. I tend to dine in any old hole in the wall. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1410 Mousse, not mouse, right? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1411 The dumpster special, please. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1412 Can I get an order of cheese, without the trap? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1413 No cheese with my burger, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1414 Yes, I am in town interviewing for that new cabinet position. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1415 No, it's fine. It's just hard to believe that Disneyland doesn't have a mouse menu. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1416 That was the hardest maze ever. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
1417 I'll take the vegan cheese. 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
1418 I just need a little something to nibble. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1419 I just thought that I've been spending enough time in your cabinets and I should finally come out to see what all the fuss is about 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1420 I'll just take a water, I've heard humans are the largest carriers of infectious diseases. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1421 Uh... I'm assuming 'chocolate mouse' is a typo?" 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1422 Would it be too cliché to order your finest cheese? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1423 I'll have some chocolate, but hold the mousse. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1424 Are the cooks washing their hands? 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1425 I'll have a subway slice. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1426 A cheeseburger, please, and hold the burger. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1427 Don't worry about it. I am the health inspector 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1428 Oh, just scrape something up from the kitchen. 1.3592 0.04508 142 95 43 4
1429 I should have tried coming through the front door a long time ago... 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1430 The Health Inspector’s here. Just pretend I’m a regular diner. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1431 Are the cheeses locally sourced? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1432 Actually, I'll have the risotto. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1433 Hi-ho the derry-o,the mouse picks the cheese 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1434 Do you take bitcoin? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1435 I tried this earlier and it’s really good! 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1436 So you want the charcuterie board with no meat, no crackers, no bread, no fruit, no nuts, and no jam or honey? 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1437 Before I order, what is your health department rating? 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1438 Think it'd be weird if I ordered a mousse? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1439 Cheese please, but hold the trap. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1440 I would like to order everything the chef has dropped on the floor. My friend recomended that. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1441 Yes, I’ve decided, and I already clicked on it. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1442 One order of the ratatouille please 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 31 9
1443 I'd like the cheese platter and a dry white wine. My laboratory serves neither. 1.3592 0.04880 142 101 32 9
1444 Usually I infest the kitchen, but today is my day off 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1445 You must be new here: I used to work in the kitchen. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1446 I'll have the house cat! 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
1447 Any subway pizza slice? 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1448 No, I’ll be dining in...I would have come in through the kitchen if I wanted carry out. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1449 ...and for dessert the Crumb Brûlée. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1450 How do you prepare your catfish? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1451 I'd like the cheese board with the spring trap on the side. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1452 I'm not telling you anything. I ain't no rat. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1453 Swiss, please. I'm on a diet. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1454 I know, I know, I am such a bore. Anyhoo, just cheese. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1455 I just thought it was time to treat myself. I think that whole “plague” thing has finally blown over. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1456 Mind if I check the kitchen for signs of people? 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1457 And a 'Tom and Jerry' of course. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1458 'I'll have the cheese dish without the trappings." 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1459 I like to run through the specials before I decide. 1.3592 0.04395 142 99 37 6
1460 This is much nicer than my usual hole-in-the-wall. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
1461 And I’ll need that sliced thin, to fit under the door 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1462 I insist on seeing the chef about this mousse item on your dessert menu. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1463 I'm lucky - I always seem to find a seat. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1464 Pizza slice please. I’m social-distancing from the subway. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
1465 I’m usually here late night. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1466 This place used to be a dump. 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1467 No, you got me all wrong, I´m from Micelin, not Michelin. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1468 When you give a mouse a menu 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1469 I think you misspelled chocolate mousse." 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1470 That's mousse . . . with two s's, right? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1471 I noticed the C from the department of health. Was that me? 1.3571 0.04974 140 100 31 9
1472 Would you recommend the cheese or the peanut butter? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1473 Is the Dumpster Bar included with all entrees? 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1474 Oh get serious. 21 years old is impossible! 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1475 I can’t believe a table opened up! I usually have to eat next to the kitchen. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1476 I'll have the Mac and Cheese, hold the Mac, with a sprinkling of Limburger. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1477 Can you put the crud from under the refrigerator on the side? 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1478 There'll be 20 of us altogether. I'll just order the cheese board while I wait. 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1479 Ratatouille, cold. 1.3571 0.05651 140 105 20 15
1480 The Special. I'm tired of eating here alone in the dark. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1481 The cheese plate doesn’t come with any surprises, right? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1482 The cheese plate sounds like an excellent recommendation! 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1483 I’ll have the chef’s seven-course cheese tasting menu. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1484 I’m so glad I found this hole in the wall! 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1485 Slip me a Mickey... 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1486 No, I'm literally just going to nibble on the menu. 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
1487 I would like the cat almondine, please. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1488 I'll have cheese and this time don't put it on one of those boards with that springy thing. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1489 How's the trash today? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1490 Just plain cheese. Without the trappings. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1491 Can I get that without the trap? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1492 How small are your small plates? 1.3571 0.04542 140 94 42 4
1493 I was referred by a friend i have in the kitchen . 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1494 I’ve been waiting years for a pandemic so I don’t have to eat in the back! 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1495 Is the cheese free-range? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1496 HOW big is the cheese board?! 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1497 No, I don’t have any food restrictions. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1498 Thanks for not shrieking. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1499 No, I've never been here before, but I'm a big fan of your dumpster in the alley. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1500 Would you recommend the cat stew? 1.3571 0.05741 140 106 18 16
1501 My date is going to be a bit late. She's stuck in some peanut butter. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1502 I'd like that with all of the trimmings and none off the trappings. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1503 Saw your D score in the window and figured this would be a good place to meet other singles. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1504 In human years no but in mouse years, definitely old enough to drink. 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1505 Is there a table closer to the kitchen? I"m expecting friends." 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1506 Havarti with that sandwich. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1507 I'll have the top left corner of the menu please. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1508 I'll have the cheese plate and a doggy bag. 1.3571 0.05025 140 103 26 11
1509 I’ll have water, but with no ice, the steak, but without the sauce, and the cheese, but removed from the trap. 1.3566 0.04698 143 98 39 6
1510 I think I'll try the placebo for a change. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
1511 I'm a fromagetarian! 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1512 I heard the food was garbage! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1513 Did I mention my dad's a health inspector?" 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1514 What would you recommend someone eat immediately before giving birth? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1515 I'll have the 4 cheese pizza without the sauce. Or the crust. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1516 I’d prefer an alfresco table with a dumpster view. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1517 I'll have the three cheese pizza,please. And, hold the pizza. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1518 I'm just gonna have a quick bite, you won't even know I was here. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1519 This is the Senate Dining Room where all my friends eat. I will have a bologna sandwich. 1.3546 0.05433 141 104 24 13
1520 I'll have the cheeseburger: hold the bun and hold the meat. 1.3546 0.04841 141 98 36 7
1521 A nice hunk of cheese, please, I just won the rat race. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1522 Yes, I'll have cheese with that. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1523 Two more joining me and can we get Braille menus? 1.3529 0.05575 136 101 22 13
1524 I’ll have the cheese plate. Oh, and hold the trap. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1525 Your most recent garbage toss and I would like to add truffles. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
1526 Do you have anything stale? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1527 I will wait until my three hundred friends arrive. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1528 This restaurant received the highest rating in our guide in the category of ‘most unhygienic’ 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1529 What do you have in the way of an Amouse-bouche? 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1530 I know it is not kosher, but I want some cheese on my beefburger! 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1531 How about the health crisis out there!.. sheesh! 1.3529 0.05953 136 105 14 17
1532 Could I have a swiss cheese sandwich delivered behind the refrigerator in the kitchen? 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
1533 Is the cheese fresh cut? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1534 I'll have what the guy on the subway was having 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1535 How's the trash? 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1536 Do you offer a gluetrap free menu? 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1537 Do you have rodent traps in your restrooms, because my date never came back? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1538 Tell the boss man to pay up by Friday or I’ll have every rodent this side of the Hudson bring this place down on his fucking head 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1539 I'll have the mousetrap. Cheese on the side. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1540 ...and what pairs well with a three foot log of swiss? 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1541 Yes, how many tasks do I need to complete to get the ribeye? 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1542 I'll have the grilled cheese and cheesecake for dessert. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1543 How's the garbage today? 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1544 I'll take the asian swine stew, the Italian cheese plate and a Corona. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1545 I'm vegan, lactose, diabetic, and hate vegetables. What can you suggest? 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1546 I'll have le chat Chateaubriand. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1547 Sure, I’ll add cheese to that, Bloomberg is paying me through November. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1548 I heard this place was a dump. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1549 E. B. White sent me. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1550 Can I get some cheese on the side, on top, underneath, and to go please? 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1551 ... and car engine wires on the side. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1552 Just a little nibble. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1553 Can you bring me 54 more menus? My family will be joining me. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1554 Normally I dine Al Fresco. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1555 I'll have the cheese, with a side of cheese, followed by cheese for dessert. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1556 Give me another minute, I’m waiting for someone. Her profile said she likes midnight escapades and cheese, so I’m hoping this goes well. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1557 Hold the cheese, please. I'm lactose intolerant! 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1558 No cheese menu, thank you. I'm celebrating ten years of sobriety." 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1559 I USED TO be Pizza Rat. I am now Hasselback Tomato Caprese Rat. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1560 Do you have nibble size portions? 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1561 Sure, the family's coming, but the kids won't need much room. 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1562 I'll have the cheese omelet, and hold the eggs" 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1563 Is your cheddar certified Trap-Free? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1564 Could I have that with extra corona virus? 1.3507 0.06109 134 105 11 18
1565 Oh, and just let me know if any cats come in. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1566 Can I get the cheese without the trap? 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1567 Not even Wensleydale? 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1568 …yes, and for dessert I would like the ”Chocolate Humann”. 1.3507 0.05324 134 96 27 10
1569 Début? Ricotta-Pistachio Crostini. À côté: broccoli-cheddar soup and a Cheesy Ploughman’s Salad. Entrée: Six-Cheese Penne Florentine, accompagné par Pommes Aligot. Après, Mascarpone Ice Cream and a double soft cheese cream liqueur. Merci! 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1570 Your reviews on Trip Advisor were perfect for me. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1571 I know right? I can't believe I got this job. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1572 I'll take the peanut gratin. Could you just let the chef know I'm lactose intolerant 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1573 I’ll have the Mickey pancakes 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1574 I’m splurging tonight. Tomorrow I’m reporting for duty to the the Covid 19 lab. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1575 Yes, I would like to order a plate of crumbs with a side of drywall insulation. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1576 Cheeseburger hold the burger, cheese fries hold the fries, and a glass of water...with cheese. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1577 I'll take the biggest piece of cheddar in the house and your phone number, sweetie. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1578 The upshot is I could finally get a table here. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1579 I'll have what he's having...when he's finished with it. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1580 The cheesecake please. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1581 Finally an acceptable cheese plate. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1582 I'd like your most expensive cheese plate to eat here and a big hunk of limburger to take home to repel cats. 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1583 It used to be so simple: I'd get through the maze, and they'd just give me the cheese. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1584 I’d like a mousetrap special, extra Cheddar, hold the trap. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1585 I'll just finish the Cereal from the third shelf of the left pantry 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1586 Do I still have to pay if I order the placebo? 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1587 Can I see your lactose intolerable menu...? 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1588 I’ll take last week’s special! 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1589 I'm glad we've formalized this relationship. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1590 How’s the compost tonight? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1591 I will be having whatever you tossed from table 3. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1592 I'll take the cheese pizza to go. I have a subway to catch. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1593 I'll have extra cheese with that. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1594 I came here because you're rated 5 mice on TrapAdvisor. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1595 This is my favorite kind of hole-in-the-wall. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1596 This nice place sure is nice. Usually, I dine in real holes in the wall. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1597 One pizza with extra cheese please; hold the dough. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1598 Cheese burger, cheesesteak, cheese platter What’s with you people 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1599 I'll have the cheese tray without the traps. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1600 Yeah, I'll have the ratatouille. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1601 Wow. Long menu. And I thought the maze at the laboratory was hard to negotiate!" 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1602 I will have the best cheese in the house. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1603 I'll have the mousse au chocolat. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1604 May I see your wine and cheese menu? 1.3462 0.04464 130 87 41 2
1605 I'll have a large cheese burger, hold the burger and NO CATSUP! 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1606 What do you recommend before I see Cats? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1607 All the best reviewers are rodents these days. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1608 No, everyone thinks that. It's actually peanut butter that I could die for. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1609 I'll have the cheese platter without the trap. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1610 I hope this is as good as the samples in the dumpster! 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1611 I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the burger and the bun, please. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1612 The chocolate mousse...that's not a typo, right? 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1613 And hold the goat cheese; not even the guys in the lab like that stuff 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1614 personal pizza with extra cheese.please hurry! I'm due back at the lab. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1615 I’ll just have whatever is lying around 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1616 A slice of pizza, to go 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1617 I think I'll have the catfish today! 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1618 i usually eat in the kitchen, but i kinda like the front of the house. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1619 Just bring me whatever you can find on the floor. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1620 I'm always suspicious of the cheese plate. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1621 I guess I'll try the cheese souffle. 1.3462 0.05852 130 99 17 14
1622 I am sorry but we don’t have “just a chunk of cheese” on our menu 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1623 My friends all say the food here is trash. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1624 Honey, all your human customers are self-isolating. This is the new normal. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1625 I'm not very hungry -- I already had a slice on the subway. 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1626 I'll take the macaroni and cheese; hold the macaroni. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1627 I used to work in the kitchen here. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1628 I'll have the usual, all the jetsam that has fallen behind the fryer. Delish! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1629 My friends tell me you have a killer cheese sandwich 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1630 And then I says, 'What do you mean rare? There are 34 million of us, sweetheart' 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1631 No need to warm it up, just bring it in a large plastic bag filled with garbage. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1632 Any specials for an empty nester? 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1633 Surely you know that restaurant critics work under cover.” 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1634 And, for dessert, I'll have the Chocolate Mouse. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1635 Is the cheese organic? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1636 I've been coming here for ages but this is the first time I've used the front door. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1637 I'll have the cheese plate special. Please hold the trap. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1638 Is the cheese plate some kind of trap? 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1639 What do you serve that is "Au Gratin" ? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1640 May I substitute the cheese plate as the main course? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1641 Give me the fish that table seven is having. I was into the batter last night, and it’s just tres bien! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1642 I’ll have the fondue and a pair of swimming goggles, please 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1643 I’l have what’s left of what they are having 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1644 I'll have whatever's under the stove 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1645 I’ll take a cheeseburger. Extra cheese, hold the burger, hold the bun, hold the toppings. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1646 Have anything with CheeseWhiz? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1647 I'll have the ratatouille and a dish of sewer water. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1648 My cousin Remy is a chef here. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1649 I hear this place is a real dump! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1650 No, I would NOT like little mouse ears on my pancakes. What am I, a child? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1651 But without cheese. I’m not falling for that trap again. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1652 You kitchen received a A rating, right ? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1653 I'll have a slice to drag out please. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1654 I'll have the large chunk of cheese, hold the trap. 1.3438 0.04428 128 93 29 6
1655 ratatouille, of course... 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1656 No cheese for me. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1657 Just a coffee, please. I filled up on rolled oats in your storeroom. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1658 I will have a catburger with extra cheese. 1.3438 0.04953 128 92 29 7
1659 Can that be made without gluten? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1660 Is the cheddar really "aged" or just old? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1661 What imported cheeses do you have? 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1662 I'll have the soup, with extra flies. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1663 I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich, no bread, please. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1664 And 2 take-out orders for my friends in the basement 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1665 I'll have the elephant. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
1666 May I please have the ratatouille and a word with the chef? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1667 I'll wait to order--I'm expecting 23 others. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1668 The "Cheese in a Trap" appetizer sounds interesting. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1669 It’s my birthday! No eating scraps off your kitchen floor tonight! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1670 Yes the cheese plate...hold the trap. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1671 Mousse" has two esses! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1672 Sorry. I left my wallet under the subway. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
1673 Cheetos are in season?! Well, forget the oysters. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1674 Do you have cheese without the trap? 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1675 Macaroni and . . . you know 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1676 I'll wait for the remaining 50 of my party to arrive, thank you. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1677 Just a few Parmesan packets and a plate, please. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1678 I'll start with the ratatouille 1.3438 0.05195 128 94 25 9
1679 I go by scent. Do you have a menu that's scratch 'n' sniff? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1680 Mac and cheese, hold the macaroni.” 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1681 Just the mousse, please. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1682 I'll have a ham and cheese on rye - lose the ham and the rye. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1683 Do you have anything from the Camembert region? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1684 Do you have subway pizza? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1685 For your sake, I've decided I'd better make this to go. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1686 I'LL HAVE THE CHEESE PLATE WITH A SIDE OF PATE. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1687 What's with Mickey Mouse menu? Bring me the real thing! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1688 What wine do you suggest with your cheese plate? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1689 I'll take the Angus burger with swiss cheese, hold the burger. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1690 I know you were expecting me to order cheese, but that is just an outdated stereotype. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1691 Do you have any fresh “cat” on the menu? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1692 Your cheese plate wouldn’t happen to be spring-loaded, would it? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1693 And can you have them put extra cheese on it? 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1694 Pretty impressive menu for a hole-in-the-wall. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1695 Pretty steep prices for this little hole in the wall. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1696 Is the charcuterie served with or without a spring? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1697 I'll have the cheeseburger, but without the burger part. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1698 I heard this was a good, hole in the wall restaurant. 1.3438 0.04497 128 86 40 2
1699 Just cheese and crackers, and tell the chef that I know he added rat poison to my special last week and that I gave it to his homeless uncle on 12th Street 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1700 How’s the cat stew today? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1701 My friends in the kitchen said to order the grill cheese, hold the bun. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1702 Any humanatouille? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1703 I'm waiting for the other 89 in my party. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1704 No seriously, I'm lactose intolerant 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1705 Could it be? I am not finding aged cheddar listed on your cheese plate! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1706 I'd like to know who is in the mousse. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1707 I'll pass on the mousse. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1708 I was told this was a hole in the wall. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1709 How tall is the buffet? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1710 I would like a cheese platter and hold the rodent traps please. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1711 Excuse me, but are these tables 6 feet apart? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1712 I've been braving the peanut butter in traps all day and now I'm ready for a nice bit of aged cheddar and a nice Pinot Noir. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1713 I'm thinking about the ratatouille ... 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1714 I usually dine at Whole Foods, but it's so crowded these days that I thought I'd try you tonight. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1715 And I prefer my pasta ro dente.. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1716 I'll just have the menu 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1717 From your Yelp reviews I was expecting a lot of hotties to choose from. 1.3438 0.05370 128 98 18 12
1718 Is your cheese vegan? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1719 Ah, there I smell the rat. 1.3438 0.05915 128 98 16 14
1720 They hired me to increase the social distance 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1721 I'll have the cheese surprise, hold the trap 1.3438 0.05075 128 93 27 8
1722 Does the fromage platter come with a side of mousetrap with peanut butter? 1.3438 0.05703 128 101 12 15
1723 It’s pronounced Ep-STEEN. I used to come here all the time in a past life. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1724 The CDC has given me an extended lunch break. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1725 I'll take the vermincelli, please. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1726 I will have the cheese souffle please. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1727 Gluten menu, diabetes menu, heart menu; but no menu for vermin. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1728 One of your finest pizzas that's been dropped on the floor please! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1729 Is your cheese platter trap-free? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1730 I'll have the '87 Blue Cheese and five minutes to rummage in your trash cans 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
1731 I'll start with the cheddar soup, then the cheese souffle' with a side of poutine -curds only,no potatoes- and for dessert, of course, the cheesecake. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1732 Chocolate mousse? Do you have any idea how offensive that is? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1733 I know the owner. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1734 Just dessert please, I already ate in the kitchen. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1735 And a bottle of your finest Bubonic lager. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1736 Seriously? I’m pronouncing chocolate mousse incorrectly? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1737 I’ll take anything that’s a step up from subway, you know, that subway. 1.3438 0.04066 128 93 30 5
1738 Sorry to keep asking this, but does that come au gratin?" 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1739 Could you describe today's garbage, please? 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1740 I'll try the cheese board, without the trap. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1741 Will Minnie Mouse be joining you ? 1.3413 0.06085 126 98 13 15
1742 Do you have anything bite sized? 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1743 Is the cheese safe? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1744 I'll try the mousse. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1745 I’ll have the cheese omelette and the grilled cheese with a side of cheesy fries. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1746 You guys are usually so busy. My grandparents told me that in their day it took the Black Plague to get a table here. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1747 The last time I ate here the cheese plate was marginal. Are we upping our game tonight and doing artisanal, organic and local? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1748 Department of Health grade A ?? You did let me in, didn't you? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1749 This better not be one of those experiment tests you are always putting us in 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1750 Minnie is running a little late so I'll order for her too. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1751 Do you have a cheese menu? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1752 You won't give me a cookie? Why won't you give me a cookie? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1753 Do you get many cats here? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1754 I'll have the catfish please. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1755 My cousins work in the kitchen. 1.3387 0.04564 124 84 38 2
1756 It’s so nice to be seated in the front of the house for a change. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1757 All my family is in your kitchen, but I wanted to try the upfront experience. 1.3387 0.05042 124 90 27 7
1758 And I want the pizza on a plate. I'm tired of eating it off the ground. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1759 I don’t care if it is derivative. The cookie first. Then a glass of milk. Then a straw for the milk ... 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1760 I see mister ratatouille will be joining us for dinner today. 1.3387 0.05938 124 95 16 13
1761 Who am I to dis a brie ?! 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1762 I’m gluten and dairy free. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1763 I must say, I'm quite impressed by your comprehensive non-discrimination policy! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1764 And leave the fur on. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1765 And no, I'm not the pizza one that's my cousin. 1.3387 0.04706 124 90 28 6
1766 Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak-squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak; squeak squeak squeaksqueak squeak squeak squeak. Squeak." 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1767 On second thought, I WILL have it with cheese 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1768 What are today‘s specials? 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1769 What do you have laying around? 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1770 I'll have the usual tonight -- Bubble and Squeak. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1771 Is the cheese imported? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1772 Well, this is a Ratskeller 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1773 Of course I ordered cheese plates for 100; And please be quick about it-I expect my family momentarily 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1774 This menu is a maze. Can I just skip straight to the cheese course? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1775 I never thought I could ever eat here, but once my video of eating pizza went viral, I've become quite a celebrity! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1776 Given the way Covid-19 is emptying restaurants, you should be glad that I chose this place 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1777 I'll have the bubble and squeak. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1778 Can I get that with extra cheese? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1779 The word ratatouille derives from the Occitan ratatolha and is related to the French ratouiller and tatouiller, expressive forms of the verb touiller, meaning "to stir up". 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1780 I gave up cheese for Lent. 1.3387 0.05042 124 90 27 7
1781 I'll take the three-cheese tortellini. Hold the tortellini. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1782 Any Year of the Rat specials? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1783 I’ve been in the kitchen before, I’ll take the cheese platter 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1784 I’ll just have a big dollop of peanut butter, minus the contraption it’s usually served on. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1785 Do you have gouda? I like gouda. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1786 Social distancing comes naturally to me. For instance, I haven’t been this close to a woman in probably two years. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1787 Cheese plate, no trap! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1788 I know the reservation was for two, but we’re practicing social distancing. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1789 Can I see last week's tasting menu? 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1790 I’m vegan, so no cheese. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1791 I'll start with a Mousehattan. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1792 I'm trying a #garbagefree diet. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1793 I see you don’t advertise your health grade. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1794 I was told I can't eat at the kitchen, they didn't tell me I had to pay. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1795 Am I seeing the same menu as the other mice in this restaurant? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1796 By the way, my name is Mouse not mousse. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1797 I've tasted all the leftovers out in the dumpster. What do you suggest? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1798 I'll just assume that your kitchen meets health department code. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1799 Subway Joe recommended your pizza! I'll have a slice. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1800 I’ll have the cheese cake 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1801 I'll have a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches. 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1802 Isn't it obvious? The rataouille of course 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1803 Grilled cheese, please. Without the ‘grilled.’ 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1804 Last time my mousse was very runny! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1805 I'd like the ratatouille, please, with a side of garbage. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1806 The catfish special for me, and my friend Tom will want the mousse. 1.3361 0.05348 122 91 22 9
1807 No, I'm related to Mickey. But my cousins are Mighty, Steve Busemi, and Dustin Hoffman. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1808 Grilled cheese ? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1809 I am so pleased the health inspector reconsidered. I won't get a prime rib anywhere else in this city. 1.3361 0.06116 122 95 13 14
1810 I've already had free samples of everything on the menu. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1811 You know, the food here tastes like garbage. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1812 What do you recommend? I would order pizza, but that is so cliche at this point. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1813 Pizza a la subway please. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1814 I'll have subtrraneum pizza 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1815 PB&J, hold the J. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1816 What is the "Cheese of the Day"? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1817 Oh, I served a rat once, but you’re my first mouse. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1818 I’ll have whatever anyone else is having eventually. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1819 A friend told me you guys got the best pizza here in New York. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1820 Well, I'm trying to go 100% plant-based, so if you're out of the vegan cheese, I'll have cellulose insulation and baseboard, with NO drywall and NO wiring. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1821 Sorry to take so long. Cat caught my tongue. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1822 Say Cheese, you're on Candid Camera. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1823 Do you recommend last week's lasagna? 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1824 How's your cheese today? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1825 Extra trap cheese, please. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1826 I’ll have the ham and cheese, hold the ham. And can I get a sani-wipe? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1827 I'd like the cheese platter in a maze instead of in a trap, please. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1828 Did I say extra cheese? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1829 Well where else am I supposed to eat? I was just kicked out of the kitchen, Gladys! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1830 Why, the sewer. Where do you live? 1.3361 0.04885 122 90 25 7
1831 This is s little bazaar, isn't it? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1832 Yes, I did mean “cheeseburger hold the burger.” 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1833 Are your mouse pellets gluten free? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1834 Would you rather serve me, or someone infected with COVID-19? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1835 Sorry Sir,Wisconsin is closed,so our cheese platter is not longer available. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1836 I hear your cheese is to die for! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1837 What’s this I hear about a”Mousse” cake? 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1838 I think I'll have some of the stuff I already started eating in the back. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1839 I'm tempted to order the cat filet medium rare, but I think I'll have it raw because a friend told me revenge is best served cold. 1.3361 0.05596 122 93 18 11
1840 Is the cat soup gluten free? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1841 I've seen your kitchen, and I'm not sure I want anything that's on the menu. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1842 So glad this virus thing has opened up dinner reservations for us rats. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1843 'Ooh, the chicken with Ricin sounds good'! 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1844 What do you have that's quick and easy? I have a clock to run up at one . 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1845 Yes, on your Low Warfarin menu, i’ll try the cheese soufflé, thanks. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1846 I trust your 'garbage special' is organic. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1847 On the cheese board...is the board gluten free? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1848 I always wondered how this looked on a menu! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1849 Now, honey, if I find a trap in my cheese again - you will be hearing from me via Google reviews 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1850 I'm looking for a dairy-free, extra-sharp cheddar. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1851 This is the first time I have been here when you are actually open. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1852 ...and I'll have the cheesecake for dessert, but hold the warfarin. 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1853 Is the food on this menu fresher than what I found out back? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1854 Is your filth locally sourced? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1855 Do you think I’ll have a better chance at winning The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest if I pay for a subscription first? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1856 Do you have anything that doesn’t have cheese? I’m allergic! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1857 Is the Swiss gluten-free? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1858 I'm flattered to have a dessert item named after me, but they misspelled it 'mousse' insted of 'mouse'. 1.3361 0.04672 122 86 32 4
1859 Camembert platter, fresh motz on the side...not too squeaky, please. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1860 Bob's crash diet brought new meaning to eating like a mouse. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1861 ...oh, and double check with the Chef that the Ratatouille is entirely Vegan! 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1862 I just wanted to see what it felt like to eat in the front of the house tonight 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1863 I’ll have what my friends in the kitchen are having 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1864 Do you have that gluten free? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1865 I missed ya yesterday, I was working in the pantry all night. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1866 What’s gouda? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1867 I suppose you think I'll order ratatouille? 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
1868 I want a Cheese burger without the burger! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1869 I've heard the dumpster contents are excellent here! 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1870 Wait, it's pronounced "moose"? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1871 Give me every cheese option you got!!! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1872 I hate to be a pest, but is this pasta gluten-free? 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1873 I'd like a tiny wedge of cheese and a giant vat of Purell. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1874 Je voudrais un plateau du fromage s’il vous plait! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1875 What can you tell me about the ratatouille? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1876 The health department thanks you for keeping your distance. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1877 Hey Doris. The usual cheese platter, extra mold. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1878 I’ll have the salmon, medium-spoiled. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1879 Try our special cheese trap. It’s to die for. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1880 I'll have the cheese special. 1.3361 0.05088 122 89 26 7
1881 ....., and for dessert I will have a chocolate mousse. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1882 Could you tell me a bit more about the Havahart Gruyere? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1883 A grilled cheese sandwich, please, hold the trap. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1884 What do you recommend, apart from the cheese platter ? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1885 Is your kitchen squeaky clean? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1886 _I don't care if it's the special of the day! I am not ordering the Ratatouille! 1.3361 0.05088 122 89 26 7
1887 Yeah I get that a lot...but pizza rat would never come this far uptown. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1888 DO CRUMBS COME ON THE SIDE? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1889 I don’t think I slept enough last night. New York is getting weirder and weirder. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1890 This is a very fancy restaurant. I remember when it was just a hole in the wall." 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1891 May I see the dumpster menu? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1892 What do you mean you don’t serve mousse? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1893 Sorry sir, all customers must be wearing shirts. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1894 I’ll take the moussaka if you're out of the ratatouille 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1895 Who cuts the cheese around here? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1896 I'll have the steak, but please hold the carving knife. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1897 To tell you the truth, I got tired of the midnight kitchen rat race. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1898 Has your cheese been aged or just social distanced? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1899 Is the garbage in season? 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1900 I'll have the Trappist cheese plate. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1901 I can't read. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1902 If you give me a cookie, I'll ask for a copy of your privacy policy. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1903 I think I'll have yesterday's special. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1904 I’ll have what she’s having. 1.3333 0.04460 117 86 26 5
1905 What's today's garbage special? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1906 'I'll have the fondue, no bread. Thanks' 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
1907 My cousin’s the chef here! 1.3333 0.04634 120 82 36 2
1908 Would the chef mind throwing that on the floor? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1909 ...and tell the chef, no placebo. I want real cheese." 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1910 Can I see the kosher menu? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1911 All I’m looking for is some fine cheese and wine. I know what I am, and I know what you are, but please, all... I ...want... is some fine cheese and wine. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1912 Ratatouille? Why does everyone always assume I want ratatouille? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1913 I'll have what she's having. Could you distract her, please? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1914 How's the cheesecake? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1915 I'll have what the rodents on the floor are having. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1916 I assume you want the Ratatouille 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1917 I like my coffee the way I like my plagues -black. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1918 I'll order for the rest of my family. They're here somewhere. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1919 Conducting research at the lab all day sure works up an appetite. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1920 You don’t recognize me? I in here all the time. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1921 What's the cheese today? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1922 No relation. Great guy, though. I met him once. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1923 Hi, I’m Cat, I’ll be your server tonight 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1924 Do you have another table? I feel trapped. 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
1925 I'll have the cacciatore, heavy on the cat. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1926 Before I order, could you tell me what your health inspection rating is? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1927 I know we "all look alike", but I'm not one of those three. May I have a non-braille menu. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1928 When I found out it's "Der RatskEller" I was so relieved! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1929 It’s the gruyere local or imported? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1930 Do you know that Mouse is spelled with only one S? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1931 Actually,it's an all too pervasive misconception that we like cheese 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1932 Anything but cheese. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1933 Eileen, you're the tenth waiter this week who's asked if I want the ratatouille. Please just get me a Caesar salad and some water. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1934 I'll have the stinky cheese plate. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1935 I'll have the feline mignon, medium rare. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1936 Le plateau des fromages, s'il vous plait. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1937 Why don't we skip directly to the cheese plate? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1938 Could I have the cheese plate? Hold the maze. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1939 I'll start with a "Tom & Jerry", hold the Tom. 1.3333 0.04634 120 82 36 2
1940 Please, no cheese. I am lactose intolerant. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1941 I can dream, can't I? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1942 I'll have the chocolate caht. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1943 Can I have a tour of your kitchen? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1944 I'll have the cheese plate. Are you sure this is not an elaborate trap? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1945 I'll have the cat-o'-nine-tails, but hold the tails. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
1946 What are yesterday’s specials? 1.3333 0.04931 117 84 28 5
1947 No cheese, please. Cheese has led to bad things for members of my family. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1948 I'll have a cookie, a glass of milk, and eventually another cookie. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1949 Do you have pizza that’s been dragged across a subway platform? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1950 If it's egg-free then I get a free egg, right? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1951 What do you have to lose? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1952 I’ll have the leftovers, please. 1.3333 0.04702 117 80 35 2
1953 I knoooow it's awful for me but I feel like treating myself. I'll have the wiring! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1954 I wish I knew how to read! 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1955 What pairs well with the burrata? 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
1956 I’ll take one plain slice ... if possible, cooled to room temperature and partially eaten. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1957 I'll have the quattro formaggi pizza. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1958 ...home delivery, yes. I live into the cupboard, next to the sink. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1959 Compliments to the chef and the owner, this place is a dump! 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1960 Anything gratin, please. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1961 Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1962 If you want to pass your next health inspection, you'll bring out a cheese plate. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1963 What leftovers do you have? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1964 What about me made you assume that I'd want extra cheese?! 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1965 I'll have the cat, de-clawed, skinned, quartered and extra crispy. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1966 Takeout is for rats. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1967 I'll have the vermincelli 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1968 I'll have the foie rongeur...and a nice chianti. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1969 Is the cheese plate non-GMO? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1970 Fromage ala Trappe? Seriously? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1971 I'll take the cheese stromloi, cheese fries, and a double of cheesecake. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1972 Normally I would ask what's good, but I had a bite of the special in the kitchen. So yummy, I thought I sit down for dinner for a change. Crazy, right? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1973 I’d like to see the cheese plate, please. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
1974 l'll take a smile and a double order of cheese. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1975 One grilled cheese sandwich. Hold the toast. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1976 I"ll have the swiss cheese,hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1977 I’d like thirty-two share plates with that, please. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1978 I’ll have the vegan, gluten-free rat burger please.” 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1979 I will have your special--ratatouille. 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
1980 Tonight, I decided on a direct approach. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1981 So why do you assume I would want cheese on it? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1982 Are you really asking if I want cheese with that? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1983 It's so nice to get to dine alone. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1984 Charcuterie for 94, 95 counting myself. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1985 Just the menu is fine, thanks. 1.3333 0.04927 120 89 24 7
1986 No, really, I'll bring the condoms. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
1987 Cheese platter, hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1988 What wine do you recommend with Velveeta? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1989 I’ll halve a cheeseburger, hold thee burger. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1990 What's with the "Catnip" Crepe? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1991 Will I be having the cheese? That’s racist. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1992 For some reason I have a craving for cheese balls. 1.3333 0.04480 120 91 22 7
1993 The vermincelli, please. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1994 Can I get 200 more menus? My friends will be here soon. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1995 Yes, I would like a grilled cheese sandwich..very rare 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1996 I'd would like a really tall stack of the Mickey Mouse Pancakes. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1997 I'll have the fondue. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1998 Cheeseburger. Hold the meat, mayo, pickle and bun. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1999 Are you sure I can’t substitute onion rings for fries? It’d be an awful shame if something happened to that A rating from the health department. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2000 Just a glass of water, thanks. I’m waiting for my family. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2001 I’m getting a little tired of the cheese plate. Any recommendations along the lines of a nice soup? 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
2002 What's in the garbage today? 1.3333 0.05593 120 87 22 9
2003 I’d like a cookie and a side of milk, please. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2004 I will have the cat tartare 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2005 Is the croque monsieur barn-to-table? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2006 I'll have the four-cheese vegetable lasagna. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2007 I'm feeling nostalgic, anything with bubonic plague please 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
2008 What do you have in the cupboard? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
2009 They all told me this was an excellent hole in the wall. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2010 Cat please, French Morney on the side. 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
2011 What do you mean “there’s a cheese shortage now too”? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2012 I usually run in and out but today I wanted to dine in. I’ll start with cheese and wine. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2013 How many mazes does a guy gotta walk through to get some cheese in this place? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2014 I'll have the cheese ball appetizer, the Spanish Mac n Cheese, and the baked brie for dessert. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
2015 What's today's special? If it's anything like yesterday's garbage, I'm in for a treat. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2016 Would you say the charcuterie is enough for a whole swarm or should I order two? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2017 I know this looks bad, but I promise my date will be here any minute! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2018 The chef is friends with my cousin. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2019 I’ll have the cheese quesadilla with a side of Purell, please. 1.3333 0.06187 120 94 12 14
2020 Can you tell me more about the Chocolate Mousse? 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
2021 How moldy is your oldest cheese plate? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2022 What wine pairs well with the brie en croute? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2023 I’ll have the cheese plate. Hold the plate. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2024 I prefer my Camberbert bien fait. 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
2025 I know it’s on the kid’s menu, but I would love the Mickey Mouse club sandwich. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2026 Is the trash fresh tonight? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2027 I am so over cheese. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2028 I'll take the cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the bun. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2029 What's the catch of yesterday? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2030 I'll take the vermin special, extra cheese. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2031 I'll have the week old pizza aged in its original box, please. 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
2032 Can I get the lab mouse special? My next experiment starts at 8. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2033 I've been looking forward to this. Yelp says it's a perfect place for rats. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
2034 I love little whole-in the-walls like this. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2035 Is this the D-Con free menu? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2036 Is your cheese domestic or imported? 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2037 I'll have the filet mignon, please - I'm celebrating my year! 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2038 What's today's dumpster special? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
2039 It’s my off day. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2040 Oh yeah! You think you have a rat ‘problem’? I lost my job, unpaid student loans, and I think my wife is cheating on me. Lady I got rat ‘problems’ 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2041 Can I get a fly in my soup? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2042 No, I’m not Mickey. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2043 I am so tickled that you have Welsh Rarebit on the menu. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2044 I’ll have the catsup. Sup is Swedish for soup, right? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2045 What's your fromage de jour? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2046 I’ll have the cheese pizza with a side of garbage. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2047 Foie Gras, s’il vous plait 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
2048 No, sir, that's "mousse" on the menu, not "mouse"! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2049 Calm down, sweetheart--it says "mousse." 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2050 Can you bring me a running wheel with my appetizer? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2051 I am working on changing my image. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2052 Are all your selections d-Con free? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2053 I heard you specialize in small plates? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2054 Is the catfish de-whiskered? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2055 You know what, I will get the Catfish.” -Jon T High Point, N 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2056 I’ll have the Quattro Formaggio 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2057 Is the cheese tray enough for one? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2058 I've been wanting to eat out here for years. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2059 The grilled cheese special... Heavy on the cheese. Hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2060 Mousse??? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2061 I'm not ready to order. There are many more of us on the way. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2062 I'll order when my Vice President, Mike Pence, gets here. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2063 Today, I’d like to try something on menu 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
2064 I'll open with gorgonzola-and-onion tart, followed by the Havarti souffle, and finish with the salt-caramel cheesecake. And could I see your wine list? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2065 Not quite the hole in the wall that the review made it out to be. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2066 And if you see my wife in the kitchen, will you tell her I’m here. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2067 I'll have the cat, well-done, with the bernaise sauce on the side. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2068 No, apparently Harvey and Rudy won’t be joining me this evening. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2069 I'm impressed, this place isn't the usual hole in the wall. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2070 You're right, I can't read. I needed you to stay for a few more seconds while my buddies polished off the dessert cart. 1.3333 0.04558 120 84 33 3
2071 And this time, serve it on a plate, not a spring-loaded trap. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2072 I almost afraid to ask what’s in the ratatouille 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
2073 You have an attractive nose. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2074 Is this ratatouille a joke? 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2075 I'm allergic to anything without nuts in it 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
2076 The chocolate mousse is vegan, right? 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2077 Do you have any lactose free milk and cheese because I'm allergic? 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
2078 I don't remember what it's called, but I had it once under the rails at the 72nd Street Station. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2079 I’m here for the bottomless coffee. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2080 If they want to study intermittent fasting on me, they better learn how to lock a cage! 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2081 I will have the ratatouille special please 1.3333 0.06299 120 95 10 15
2082 Anything, just no kids and no pizza. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
2083 Yes, I'll have a slice of brie, hold the trap. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
2084 I would like the cheese platter sans traps please. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2085 I'll have your finest trash. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
2086 I've enjoyed your dumpster, but tonight I thought I'd try something fresh. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
2087 This place use to be just a hole in the wall. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
2088 No, I don't want cheese! I want money - and plenty of it. I'm not a mouse - I'm a republican. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2089 I'll have the Gruyère, no trap. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
2090 I'll have the Gouda, but hold the trap. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2091 Can you make it quick -- I got this new gig in Anaheim. I know the red shorts, white gloves, and yellow shoes are embarrassing to wear all the time but it pays the bills. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2092 I'll have the pizza to take out. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
2093 Monique could no longer deny the reality that her neighborhood was experiencing rapid gentrification 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
2094 I'll have the ratatouille, and cheesecake for desert. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2095 I'll start with the cheese plate. Can you serve that in a maze? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2096 Is the garbage fresh? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2097 Look, I'm not a conventional rodent, I'm a class act rat ! 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
2098 Contrary to appearances, I’d actually prefer something a little less binding. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2099 I’ll have the garbage pail potpourri. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2100 I would like the cheese wedge appetizer, a grilled cheese sandwich, the cheese soufflé entrée, and the chocolate cheesecake for dessert. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2101 I heard you finally got rid of the roach problem. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2102 Une petite plobleme madamoiselle ... c’est menu est ... Oh hell, the thing is ... I can barely read English! 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2103 Triple cheddar burger! Hold the meat! Hold the bun. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2104 And that piece of cheese that fell behind the prep table... 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2105 How do You serve your rat-tatoiulle? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2106 My family is coming, so we're going to need seating for 337 guests 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2107 No, I know we look alike, but Mickey’s actually a huge douchebag. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2108 Could you please bring me the cheese cart? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2109 I'll take the chef's a-mouse bouche. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2110 Last time in New York I had pizza in the subway. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2111 This is on the house or I crawl up the health inspector's pant leg and bite him on the dillbag. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2112 The chocolate mousse, please. I'm in need of some company. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2113 I'll have the fillet of feline. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2114 Yes I do have a question... is your garbage locally sourced? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2115 I'm just waiting for my friends. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2116 This place sure beats Subways. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2117 I just went vegan. Do you have any of that delicious nut cheese? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2118 I’m as confused about this as you are. One minute I’m a horse out by the Park, and the next, some old lady waves her little wand, and POOF! I want cheese and not hay!! 1.3305 0.05254 118 83 26 6
2119 Do you have the mini-mouse menu? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2120 Do you have pizza by the slice? 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
2121 Would it be possible to substitute gruyère for the Brie? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2122 One big question - what IS ratatouille? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2123 I’ll have the goat cheese omelette, the cauliflower with cheese sauce, a side of potatoes au gratin and a very small glass of Chardonnay. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2124 Yes, I'd like a Corona to start with...just the beer please. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2125 And what is your house cheese? 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2126 Is the American cheese local? 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
2127 Why, yes, it is my first time dining with you... though I've sampled your entire menu every night in the kitchen for two years. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2128 I’ll start with the cookie. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2129 Thanks for having me during this crisis. I'll have the 'Parmigiano di Roma' neat with a glass of Chianti. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2130 I do not have to pay at night - why now? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2131 Do you have any Gray Poupon? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2132 Do you have a bigger table? 500 friends will be joining me. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2133 And, please, hold the mouse-turd. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2134 Because the review said I could get high over-priced garbage here. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
2135 I'll have sawdust and gnawed insulation as my two sides, and could you start me off with some paint chips? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2136 Just a pizza slice to go. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2137 I would like a garbage sampler from Broadway and 96th street 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2138 Finally I’m a customer instead of a pest ! 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
2139 I’ll have the Garbage Salad with day-old bread and yesterday’s cheese. 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
2140 I usually eat at the little hole-in-the-wall 'round the corner. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
2141 Yeah, I still get the odd eek here and there" 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
2142 What, exactly, is in your ratatouille? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
2143 Would you recommend the Gruyere, Camembert or the Gorgonzola? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
2144 One half -eaten slice of pizza and make sure it's filthy. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
2145 I’d like to squeak to the manager. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
2146 For once, I'd like to eat something before it gets to the dumpster. You know what I mean? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2147 I would like to order a large serving of chocolate mousse. To be clear, that is M-O-U-S-S-E. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2148 Cheeseburger. Hold the burger. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2149 That predator/pray special sounds good. Catfish it is! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2150 Impressive...I thought this place was just a hole-in-the wall 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2151 Fromage, s'il vous plait. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2152 I'll have a small cheese pizza without the trap, please 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2153 I'll take the half-eaten pizza slice from the dumpster, please 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2154 Could you tell me about your cheese plate special? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2155 Do the crumbs come on a plate or on the floor? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2156 I’ve learned not to trust the free cheese boards. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2157 What's this 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' crap? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2158 I know this sounds... unconventional, but ask your chef if he or she is conversant with the many ways to serve cat. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2159 Cheeseburger, but hold the burger and roll. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2160 It's so refreshing to be out from under the booth. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2161 No. I'm not from Nimh. Where's that? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2162 I’ll have the crumbs of what she’s having. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2163 What do you mean no shirt no service? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2164 Is the parsley fresh 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2165 The big "C" on the grade card drew me in. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2166 Chocolate Mousse, Please 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2167 For the heck of it, I'll try the Mousse! 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2168 The cheese plate. Hold the trap”. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2169 Can I get that without the cheese? I'm lactose intolerant 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2170 Something in a cheesy vein... 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2171 You don't serve Cat Meat?, oh rats! 1.3276 0.05015 116 87 22 7
2172 I”ll have the ratatouille please with lots of cheese 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2173 Wait...this is a VEGAN RESTAURANT??? 1.3276 0.05970 116 88 16 11
2174 ...and make sure there’s extra cheese on that burger!” 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2175 Ever since I toured the subway I’ve been craving a slice of New York pizza. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2176 Do you do a mousatoullie? 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2177 It’s been a long day long day with the health inspector. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2178 I'll have what was on the floor last week. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2179 The menu is lovely, but all I really want to know is what the food is served on. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2180 Just the mouse wine, thanks. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2181 Instead of scurrying around your kitchen all night, I’ve decided to come out as a regular diner. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2182 So your Special of the Day is Roast Cat? 1.3276 0.04940 116 84 27 5
2183 Oh, you just assumed I wanted leftovers? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2184 Just the usual, Mac N’Cheese, hold the Mac. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2185 . . . and hold the catnip. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2186 I'll try the chef's nibbling menu. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2187 What do you mean you can’t serve me your Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 2012 in a water feeder? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2188 The cheese isn’t spring loaded, is it? 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2189 Is Remy in the kitchen tonight? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2190 May I see your cheese menu? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2191 I'm expecting a cat named Jerry to join me. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2192 Wow, this place is a real hole in the wall! 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2193 The cheese board with the metal spring mix. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2194 Could you tell me what comes with the cheese platter? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2195 Oh — I was actually asking about the mousse. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2196 I'll have a feline mignon 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2197 Is the food as good here as on the kitchen floor? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2198 Yes, I'd like to start with some cheese, then I'll have your cheese, and for dessert also cheese. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2199 Whatever comes with cheese. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2200 And no cheese - that's so cliched. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2201 Yes, four of us: Tom and Jerry and Jean and Tonic 1.3276 0.05513 116 88 19 9
2202 My real concern is the human hairs in the storage room 1.3276 0.05970 116 89 16 11
2203 And can I have it served on one of those wooden plates with the grey wire?" 1.3276 0.05235 116 86 23 7
2204 Do you have anything lactose free? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2205 Congratulations on your health department A rating. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2206 What's the featured bird on the Early Bird special? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2207 Before I order, could I see your cheese list? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2208 Tom doesn't still work here, right? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2209 Could you come back once my date arrives? 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
2210 Whatever you have in a bag. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2211 your Gruyère tastes best after it's been left out for a while 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2212 Cheese fondue, please. Hold the kirsch. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2213 Mouseatouille" please 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2214 How's the Swiss, Miss? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2215 I'll have the Ratatouille with extra cheese. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2216 Do you have anything that hasn’t been contaminated by humans? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2217 Yes, I am dining alone. I was ditched for the Farmer’s wife. Cheesecake for one, please. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2218 Do you have a grass-fed cheese? 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2219 Do you have a 12-month manchego? 1.3276 0.04545 116 84 28 4
2220 To Hell with the cookie... let's find out what happens when you give a mouse a whiskey on the rocks. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2221 Sir, for the last time, we don’t have ratatouille on the menu. 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2222 This place might not be the greatest, but it's no hole in the wall! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2223 I’d like the fondue, but warm enough to dip my toes in. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2224 I'll have a double cheeseburger -- and hold the burger! 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
2225 This time I would appreciate being served more than just the crumbs. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2226 I’ll have fried catfish and cheese on the side, please! 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
2227 I’ll have what’s left over from what they had! And an old fashioned. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2228 I said mousse not mouse. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2229 I know the ratatouille and cheese has been totally overdone so I won't fall into that trap again. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2230 Will you be dining alone this evening? "Yes, I will have the roasted fiva bean soup with a chilled Chianti." 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2231 I need to wait for my date. She's in the wall. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2232 I'll have a nibble of most everything in the kitchen. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2233 Do you have a cheese course? 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
2234 Thought I wouldn't eat in the kitchen today, the new cook isn't dropping as much. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2235 Is this a five star restaurant 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2236 A grilled ratcheese sandwich, please. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2237 The cheese plate... obviously! 1.3276 0.05162 116 88 20 8
2238 You may recognize me as part of the Rat Pack. I'll have the charcuterie and a Mouse Trap, hold the cherries. 1.3276 0.06216 116 91 12 13
2239 Actually I am going to be celebrating with my pack. WHO is blaming the pandemic on the Pangolins this time 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2240 I'm gonna go wild here, and skip the cheese plate. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
2241 I'll take your kitchen scraps to go." 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2242 For starters, I'd like a Tom & Jerry cocktail, hold the Tom, please. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2243 I don't normally eat alone but the Rat Pack leader thought we should try some 'social distancing'... 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2244 I'll start with the cheese and cracker plate...hold the crackers. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2245 Just the usual cheese, without the trappings. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2246 What do you have that recently fell on the kitchen floor? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2247 My friend got a slice of pizza here to go, and he said it was the best he's ever had. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2248 Special, please - with the plastic bag on the side and hold on the mint flavoring 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
2249 Just 5 more minutes, please. Tom never misses my birthday. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
2250 I'll have the langues-de-chat 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2251 I'm a rodent, even if I had money where would I keep it? It's not like I have a pouch. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
2252 I'll have the human-atouille, please. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
2253 I'll have whatever the fat cat is having 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
2254 Do you have Braille menus, because my three cousins will be in for lunch? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2255 What's the Dumpster Dive special tonight? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
2256 I feel like some comfort food--have the cook scrape together whatever he has on the floor. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
2257 I’m waiting for one more but he’s trapped at work right now. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
2258 Does the cheese come in a trap? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2259 Whole foods please, no crumbs, and nothing from the floor. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
2260 Does that come with queso? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
2261 I'll take the crumb de jour, please. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2262 I'll take a few crumbs of everything. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2263 What’s the found rotting behind the refrigerator special today? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
2264 Got anything from the dumpster out back? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
2265 So what kind of cheese do you have for lactose-intolerant mice? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2266 I'll have the quattro formaggio pizza, please, and hold the crust. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2267 How is the garbage prepared? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2268 I'll have yesterday's soup of the day, the half-eaten steak, and for dessert the upside-down upside-down cake. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
2269 The cheese plate is always tempting, but I'll have today's special for a change. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
2270 I''ll have the Al Rodente' 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
2271 The last Mousketeer. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2272 No, not the lobster. I had that in the kitchen last night. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2273 I'm actually here about a job. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2274 The ground cat topped pizza please. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2275 Do you really serve mousse! 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2276 When in France? I'll have the ratatouille, of course. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
2277 Pete Wells says this place serves garbage, so I figure I can't go wrong. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2278 En faire tout un fromage, ma chérie 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2279 I'll have the lactose-free cheese plate, please! 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2280 From Wisconsin, you say? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2281 I’ll have one of each. I’ve never gotten to eat AT the table before. 1.3246 0.05359 114 88 17 9
2282 I'll have the swiss on rye 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
2283 Your B rating seems grossly unfair. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2284 What other specials do you have besides RAT- atouille? 1.3246 0.04316 114 79 34 1
2285 Didn't you work at the dumpster on 43rd Street? 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2286 But don't you have anything that's NOT fresh? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2287 Although I could only sample items from your menu on an eat and run basis during my stay in your kitchen, I am now happy to order the cheese soufflé'. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
2288 Just a coffee. I already ate in the alley. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
2289 I'll take all your cheese please. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2290 Don't tell anyone I'm Pete Wells, okay? 1.3246 0.05572 114 87 18 9
2291 So I flipped the pizza slice for a $500,000 investment 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2292 Hold on, This is no Mickey Mouse decision 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
2293 Nothing too fancy,just anything the chef dropped on the floor. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2294 Is the soft mozzarella fresh? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
2295 Is your cheddar trap-free? 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
2296 I'll have the charcuterie board - hold the snap trap, please. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2297 What can you recommend in the way of an entrée that’s generous, yet draggable? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
2298 I'll have the catsoup. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
2299 Yes, cheese on the side; and straighten the linguini, I just got through a maze. 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
2300 Well, I'm not on the menu. What a mercy. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
2301 I'll have the cheese pizza. Hold the pizza. 1.3246 0.05137 114 84 24 6
2302 How many tapas would you recommend for one adult mouse? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
2303 Squeak. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
2304 Do you have an all you can gnaw special? 1.3214 0.05028 112 82 25 5
2305 No, I don't want the ratatouille- that was just a movie. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2306 Actually, I'm expecting a few more to join me. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2307 Two cubes of cheddar. Traps on the side, please. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2308 Could I have something off yesterday's menu? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2309 If you were a mouse, what would you order? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2310 The fondue please, not the mousse. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2311 I'd like the charcuterie board, hold the meat, olives and nuts. 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
2312 And hold the cheese. I’m lactose-intolerant. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2313 Just me tonight, my friends will be dining in other restaurants in the area 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2314 I think I’ll try the Grana Padano...thank you... 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2315 Well, in New York City, it’s a delicacy. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2316 Obviously I'm not a mouse, I'm not blind, and I don't run. As for my companions, they'll be here soon. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2317 Your food is here is much bettsr than at Chuck E. Cheese's. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2318 This may sound a little cheesy but I would like to order a large cheese pizza with a bowl of cheese soup and a side of cheesy fries. Also, could I order a large cat's meow soda and top it off with a big slice of cheese cake. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2319 I'll have what the cat is having. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2320 Sopa de Gato, please. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2321 The occasion? I am having an In-Between-Cats moment. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2322 I'll have whatever's left of what she's having. 1.3214 0.04782 112 78 32 2
2323 I'll have the cookie, with a glass of milk. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2324 Does wine come by the thimble? 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2325 Does the cheeseburger come with catsup or ketchup? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2326 I’ll have what the boys in the back recommend 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2327 I want the tall order 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2328 Don't tell me you're out of it. I was already down there. My samples were delicious. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2329 Do I need to be aware of any traps in your kitchen? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2330 Do you, by any chance, have a left-over menu? 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2331 I'll have cacciatore. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2332 No, I don’t want any cheese, I’m vegan. Wait, are you being fucking serious right now? 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2333 Did you say the fries come with ketchup or catsup? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2334 The ratatouille please. And what’s a good strong Swiss to go with that? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2335 I just couldn't take another hole-in-a-wall place 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2336 Cheeseburger, hold the cheese 1.3214 0.04433 112 76 36 0
2337 oh yeah, do you mind making the doorknobs shorter? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2338 I'll have the Garbage Au Gratin from the Upper East Side. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2339 I’ll have the cheeseburger, the French onion soup, cottage cheese on the side and the cheese plate for dessert 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2340 A martini, please, with a brie-stuffed olive. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2341 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2342 I will have the cat liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti . 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2343 I think I'll cut right to the cheese. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2344 I'll have the "Pizza Rat" special. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2345 Just cheese today, Marge. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2346 When you bring the cheese board, can you take the first bite? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2347 My cousin said the takeout is to die for. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2348 I will take the cheese platter again, but please hold the trap this time.” 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2349 I’ll have the Ratatouille. Please hold the rat! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2350 A dry martini please, I can’t find that anywhere. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2351 May I see your cheese specialty menu? 1.3214 0.04782 112 78 32 2
2352 Oh, I'm waiting for a friend. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2353 Macaroni and cheese, hold the Mac please 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2354 Do you guys serve cheese? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2355 Miss, before I order, please verify with the chef that the ratatouille ingredients aren't my kin from Central Park 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2356 I’m waiting for my wife, but I guess l’ll go ahead and order the onion rings. 1.3214 0.05185 112 83 23 6
2357 Corona and cheese! 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2358 May I see your crumb list, please? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
2359 Sure, you can test a new dish on me. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2360 It's mousse, m-o-u-s-s-e. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
2361 I’m not sure what it was but I tried it late last night in the kitchen. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2362 It’s a pilot for a new show, “Restaurant Critic in Disguise.” 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
2363 I’ll have the cheeseburger—hold the beef, the bun, and the lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
2364 My goodness, why does everything these days seem to come with cheese on it??! 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
2365 And your virus comes with that? 1.3214 0.03953 112 81 29 2
2366 Don't worry, you won't get the coronavirus from me!" 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
2367 Is the cheese board dairy-free? 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
2368 What does the kitchen have in its garbage can? 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
2369 I’ll have the caprese salad, followed by the fondue, and the cheese platter for dessert. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2370 If you give me a cookie, I may give you a handsome tip. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
2371 What do you mean “fondue, I presume?” 1.3182 0.04644 110 76 33 1
2372 I'm actually quite close with the chef, can you tell him I'm here? He's the one under the cook's hat. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2373 I'll have the Elephant Steak, very rare, please! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2374 Do you recommend the grilled cheese sandwich, the mac and cheese, or the cheesey fries? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2375 Please dont tell anyone. I'm an undercover restaurant inspector. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2376 I prefer Parmigiano-Reggiano, but a decent Grana Padano will do in a pinch. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2377 Large macaroni and cheese... extra cheese... hold the macaroni! 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2378 I love this table but I have another 158 friends who will be joining me soon. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2379 This is all new to me. I usually eat at one of those hole-in-the-wall restaurants. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2380 Is the shareable portion enough for 200? 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2381 Before I order can you please tell me why your health grade hasn't been posted? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2382 I really hope we pass this inspection. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2383 I thought I'd see what it's like on this side of the restaurant. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2384 I'm so excited to be allowed in a restaurant! Even a pandemic has its silver lining, right? 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2385 I'm waiting for friends. But now i'm thirsty. Bring me a Tom and Jerry." 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
2386 Any chance of a quieter table? 1.3182 0.04821 110 77 31 2
2387 Hello, I'd like to order a twentieth of an ounce of your finest cheese. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2388 Could I see the small bites list? 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
2389 I'm flattered. I usually don't get carded with all this grey hair. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2390 I'll have the deluxe banquet for 50. I'm expecting some friends who are currently swarming up from the cellar. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2391 Usually I don’t eat any place that would let me dine there. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
2392 Is the kitchen still open? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
2393 I'm waiting for some friends to arrive. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
2394 I was expecting a little more ambience from this 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2395 I'll have the cheese plate. It's bound to better than what we get back at the lab. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2396 This sure beats those hole-in-the-wall joints I'm used to. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
2397 I'll take your finest cheese and crumbs 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2398 Does your kitchen adhere to the FDA limits of my hair in the food? 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
2399 I got tired of hanging around the kitchen. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2400 And, could you please serve it in a black, plastic trash bag? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2401 I'm having trouble with the choose-what-you-like rather than take-what-you-can-get. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2402 Ratatouille, please. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2403 I’ll eat what they’re having. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2404 I’ll have the Simpatico Lobster. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
2405 I did not stutter, extra cheese! 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2406 I was so sorry to hear about Felix. I'll have the cheese plate. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2407 It says “no substitutions” but I know your kitchen well. Steak au poivre, 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2408 I’d like to start with the cheese course and see how far I get.” 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2409 No, I'm the health inspector. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2410 I heard you served mice in here, but I don't see any on the menu. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2411 You recommend the cheese, huh? Yeah, nice try. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2412 I'm waiting for the Mrs., but in the meantime I'd like to start with the cheese platter. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
2413 Cheese, please. Hold the trap. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2414 This really IS a better mousetrap! 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2415 Yes please super-size me. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2416 I'll have the Cheese fondue. And could you bring me a straw? 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2417 Is the ratatouille made fresh? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2418 The d-CON is fine, but no MSG, peanuts, gluten or GMO please. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2419 The usual. And please, stop serving it on the mousetrap. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
2420 Chat avec pomme en bouche, s'il vous plaît. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2421 And can I get extra cheese on my grilled cheese, please." 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
2422 I’ll need the check before the Board of Health arrives. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
2423 Instead of scavenging for food, I have been dreaming of ordering it like a normal person. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
2424 Aren’t you the rat from Ratatouille? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2425 And what is the Trap of the Day 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2426 And if you don’t mind a special request, please serve it on the floor. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2427 Just a nibble of cheese, please. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2428 Say cheese! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2429 Tell me about today’s scraps. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2430 You're positive there is no rat in the Ratatouille? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2431 I'll have your best cheese please! Can you assure me this isn't some kind of trap though? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2432 You mean the whole time I could’ve just ordered of the menu? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2433 Is the Ratatouille good here? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2434 Would it be asking too much to dispense with the plate and just drop that on the floor? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2435 Don't worry - I'm very lactose tolerant. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2436 What’s in the ratatouille. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2437 'How runny is your Camembert this evening?' 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2438 I'm so glad you found this unusually low table for me! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2439 Please, before you assume anything. I’m Vegan! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2440 I'll have a wedge of your House cheese. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2441 And a side of the house cheese. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2442 I'll have the catburger with lactose free cheese and a skinny latte. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2443 I think I'll skip dinner and go straight for the cheese course 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2444 I'll have what everyone is having. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2445 I'd like to start and finish with the cheese board. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2446 I'll just have the cheese plate. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2447 Whoa! This is way cooler than the kitchen floor! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2448 Do you have any fresh garbage? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2449 Waddya say we get a drink after work? I know this hole in the wall. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2450 I'll start with a Dirty Martini. Shaken, stirred, and spilled on the floor. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2451 I'll take the vegan cheese platter please. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2452 I don't want coffee. I don't want the usual. I want out of this hum drum life. Fly away with me my darling. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2453 Actually, I'll just dine in the kitchen. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2454 May I see your Verminu? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2455 ... and a bottle of your best mousecatel. 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
2456 I'll do the tasting menu 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2457 I'm trying to locate a friend of mine. Is your state health inspection available for viewing? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2458 What wine pairing do you recommend with feline foie gras? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2459 I’ll have the plat de fromage sans trap. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2460 Do you age your meat?” 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2461 Please, sir, order off the menu, not the floor. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2462 ..what do you mean no "Fricassé de Garbage" in your menu? 1.3119 0.02331 109 84 23 2
2463 Yes, I’d like a mousse all for myself. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2464 Fondue - but to take out. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2465 Mais non, monsieur. That is not your cousin on the menu. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2466 I’ll take the comte, hold the trap. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2467 things go better with cheddar 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2468 No, just a plain hamburger. It’s Lent. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2469 How’s today’s peanut butter? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2470 Do you serve any cat? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2471 I’ll have what cheese having! 1.3113 0.04418 106 80 22 4
2472 No, I don't want ratatouille. Why does everyone keep asking me that? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2473 There aren't any mouse traps in the bathroom right? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2474 Mmmm. What are tonight's health violations? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2475 Smile when you say cheese. 1.3113 0.05168 106 79 22 5
2476 Believe me, I know what you have back there in the kitchen. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2477 I like to have a cat soup first 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2478 ... and if you don't have my cheese plate out here pronto I'll run all around the restaurant. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2479 I’m eating for a dozen 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
2480 Actually, this IS my first time coming in, but my family eats here daily. Tim Papciak Pittsburgh, Penn 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2481 I've seen your kitchen, what do you have that is prepackaged? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2482 Can I have the brown rice? Sticky rice on a tray brings up painful memories. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2483 Before ordering,would you mind if I moved to inside an interior wall? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2484 Is the D-Con fresh? 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
2485 One slice to go. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2486 Yes, I know I belong in the kitchen. I'm on a break, OK? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2487 At these prices, it's no wonder! 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
2488 I was told this is where all of the fanciest rats in town dine. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2489 With this coronavirus going around, I can finally get a descent table in this joint. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2490 What time do you get off? I know a great little maze just around the corner... 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2491 Do you have any hand sanitizer? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
2492 My friend who lives in the kitchen told me about this place. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
2493 I’m an old friend of the chef. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2494 Your ingredients taste delicious, now I want to try the final product. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2495 hey legs, i’ll take whatever this sad sack of shit Business Casual on a Saturday over here’s having. literally, what he’s having—bring me his scraps. and jesus fucken christ you work for tips don’t you? how about a smile 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2496 Do you want extra cheese with that? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2497 It misspelled mousse, I hope. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2498 Don't turn around, but the health inspector is behind you, so it' s in both our interests to pretend that I'm just another customer. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2499 I’ve been dining here for years, I decided it was finally time to order what I eat. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2500 I’d like the cheese plate, but without that nasty spring-loaded snapping thing they usually come with. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2501 I'll have what they're having - after they've finished with it. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2502 I noticed in the window that your health grade is ‘Pending’. Care to explain? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2503 I'll take whatever my friends are having under the table 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2504 I'll have a cheeseburger, cheese fries, the cheesecake...and today's selection of assorted cheeses. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2505 Yes, I am D-Con intolerant. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2506 And while you’re at it, could you bring me a pair of pants? 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2507 I pronounce it 'mouse' 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2508 The lump of cheese sounds perfect, but do you know if it's poison-free? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2509 A la carte only. Whatever falls on the floor. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2510 I don't mean to alarm you ma'am, but a cockroach just ran across the floor. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2511 I only dine in places I know are up to code. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2512 I know this breaks all kinds of health laws, so I’d better take mine to go. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2513 I'll get the pasta with extra cheese. It's so gouda. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2514 Don't worry; the Health Inspector was a no-show, so I snagged his reservation. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2515 Tell me about the Artisanal Cheese selection. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2516 I'll have a slice of pizza. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2517 Le fromage du jour, s'il vous plais. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2518 I'll start off with a garden salad with bleu cheese dressing, then a cheese blintz, and for my entree a grilled cheese sandwich -extra cheese- with a side of cheese fries, and for dessert...what kind of cheese cake do you have? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2519 Do you have a leftover menu? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2520 I have taken the opportunity to sample all the menu items and I know they are all delicious, so why don't you just ask the chef to surprise me. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2521 I'd like the Cheese Platter. Hold the Trap. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2522 I'll start with the cheese plate, followed by a grilled cheese sandwich, with cheesecake for dessert. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2523 Is the Four Cheese Nachos from grass-fed cows? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2524 I'll take the Fondue-- with Cheese 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2525 Your reviews are terrible. But I've eaten poison and survived, so I thought, what the hell. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2526 I’ll have the cheese board. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2527 Hi, I'd like a ratatouille. Preferably without the rat. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2528 He’ll be here soon - two Tom and Jerrys, please. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2529 Yes, I said mouse, not moose. Do I look like I have antlers? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2530 I do hope the chocolate mousse is not a misspelling. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2531 I'll have the anything. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2532 I'll have the fromage con queso. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2533 Is your garbage fresh today? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2534 I'd like the cheese plate. 1.3077 0.04444 104 79 21 4
2535 I’ll have the mac and cheese. And hold the mac. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2536 The cheese plate to start! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2537 There’s some upsides. I mean, how else do I get this table if there’s no coronavirus? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2538 That’s right. The cheeseburger without the burger. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2539 It's nice to be back in the area. I frequented this place years ago. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2540 ....with extra cheese, please! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2541 Your plague - is it free range 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2542 Just the cheese, thank you. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2543 The new kitchen Roomba has changed my dietary options 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2544 Do you have a maze I could run through before I'm served? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2545 Yes, I do subscribe to Health Inspector Magazine. Why do you ask? 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2546 At your place I just lick the butter and eat leftovers. What would you suggest? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2547 I think I’ll just have the buffet 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2548 I’ll have the Quiche Quarantine 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2549 I will have the halloumi, and the menu paper looks delicious too. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2550 For a change, I'll just have the cheese plate, with a small side of cheese... 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2551 I'll skip the entée and main dish and go straight to the cheese platter. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2552 Which red would you recommend with an entire wheel of cheddar? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2553 I think what you heard was bring me 'some cheese,' when I actually said bring me 'ALL your cheese...' 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2554 I'll take your finest cheese, please. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2555 I’ll have a cheeseburger hold the meat. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2556 Yes, I will have the cheese platter. Hold the mustard. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2557 If I may, a jar of Cheez Whiz, please - and a spoon. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2558 I'll have the cheese souffle with extra cheese and a side order of cheese....and the cheese cake. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2559 What do you mean cheese cost 50 cents more? 1.3077 0.04749 104 73 30 1
2560 Daaaamn, girl! That’s quite a maze of options. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2561 Any recommendations? They told me the food here is garbage. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2562 I'd like your garbage to-go. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2563 You said there would be cheese on the menu, but I can't see any cheese. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2564 I just thought we should normalize our relationship. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2565 No cheese? This place is a hole in the wall. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2566 Can I get one slice of pizza to go? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2567 Ratatouille, extra cheese. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2568 I can't read any of this. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2569 I'll have the dumpster du jour. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2570 No sir, the Ratatouille does not contain any rat. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2571 “I’ll have what the guy under your counter is having.” 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2572 I hear your cheese board really snaps. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2573 You're sure there's no mouse in the mousse? 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2574 What's a "dietary restriction"? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2575 I'LL have the CAT please ! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2576 Would you say the portions are big? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2577 The cheese plate this time 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2578 I’ll have the cheese plate again, but this time hold the springy metal part. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2579 Do you recommend the Fondue or the cordon blue? 1.3039 0.05358 102 74 23 4
2580 Hold the blue cheese, please. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2581 I'll have a cheeseburger. Hold the bun, hold the burger. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2582 The chèvre, please. 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
2583 One slice of pizza to go, please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2584 I'll start with a glass of your Mouse Wine. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2585 Comp my meal or I'll inform the Department of Health that I live here. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2586 I'll have the welsh rarebit to start, then the grilled cheese. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2587 I'll be honest, I can't read a lick of this so I'll just have cheese. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2588 This is no hole-in-the-wall, that's for sure. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2589 I’d like something cat-cheese please 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2590 I was impressed with your menu until I got to desserts. Chocolate mousse is offensive. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2591 Well, exactly how big is the large? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2592 I assume the Ratatouille can be made vegan? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2593 I'll take the cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the onions, hold the ketchup, hold the bun. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2594 I'll have one of your small plates. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2595 I would like a nice piece of catfish, please. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2596 I will have the Mac and Cheese. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2597 Cubed Cheddar with a glass of the Yellow Tail Cab, please. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2598 I'll start with the cheese course, hold the trap. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2599 Tell me about the catfish special. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2600 What wouldn't a rat eat? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2601 I'll have The Disney, with a side of Copyright Infringement. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2602 Is the cat wild caught or farmed? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2603 ...and a slice to go. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2604 Does the cheese board have any spring-loaded devices attached to it? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2605 Yes, I'll have the cheddar - and can you recommend a wine to go with that? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2606 Do you mind if we wait? I have twenty-six joining me. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2607 I don't care if the damn chicken had a happy childhood. What I wanna know is if you touch your face. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2608 So, how's the grilled cheese? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2609 I'll have the retch of the day. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2610 I’ll have a slice of subway pizza on a dirty crust. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2611 I think I’ll have the chocolate mouse please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2612 Cheese plate and a glass of Port Authority drip bucket, please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2613 I'll have something you'd bait a trap with, hold the trap. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2614 Would you happen to have a nice, slightly nutty taste camembert 1987? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2615 What do you recommend with an abundance of caution? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2616 I'll have a look at your cheese menu please. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2617 Just the usual Mildred, cheese. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2618 Actually, I don’t want the ratatouille. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2619 I'll have the Havahart Special 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2620 I don’t want to get trapped into the usual Mac and cheese... 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2621 I don't care if it is the special, I don't want your ratatouille. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2622 I’m gluten free. I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich but please hold the bread. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2623 Is the mousse single? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2624 Also, I'll take a slice of pizza to go. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2625 I'm tired of eating cheese. Do you serve Chinese food? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2626 Do you have a vegan cheese plate? I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2627 I'll try the 2020 Camembert. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2628 The tomatoes he bought this morning tasted amazing, and I just want to see what Pierre can do with them!" 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2629 I'll have the Stilton with crackers and pears, hold the trap. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2630 I’ll start with the Ratatouille and finish with the Chocolate Mousse... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2631 Which of the specials requires the least hands-on preparation? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2632 I’ll have the pasta - al rodente 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2633 I've heard you make a mean cat! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2634 I'll have the subway pizza, please. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2635 Your Health Department grade was conspicuously missing from the entrance. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2636 I'd like the fondue, please. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2637 Thought I would try it up front. It is so crowded back of the house these days. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2638 I'll start with the subway pizza and the ratatouille for the entree. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2639 Child’s portion please! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2640 The tidbits in the pantry seem tastier than the stuff on this menu. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2641 I'll have what the rats in the kichen are having. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2642 I had to get out the house. Working from home is killing me. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2643 I’ve tasted all these out back. Yuck. Got any specials? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2644 I'll have the double cheese burger -- hold the burger. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2645 Do you have and free-range cheese? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2646 Who stole my cheese? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2647 Do flies come with that? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2648 I ate here last year for the ‘Mouse Pad Convention’, your portions were enormous”. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2649 How about your improbable catburger, medium rare? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2650 I'll just have the small salad and whatever that table doesn't finish. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2651 I don't know much about her, but she wrote "a perfect date includes a chocolate mouse" 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2652 What’s the cat of the day? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2653 Is the cheese locally-sourced? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2654 I'll just have a plate of food waste. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2655 I heard about this place by word of mouse. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2656 I will have cheese on it, thank you! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2657 I'll have the fried catfish, and hold the fish. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2658 Burger & fries. Hold the cheese. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2659 It's time we get to know each other a little better,don't you think? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2660 That was “mousse” not “mouse”. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2661 Is your cheese lactose-free? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2662 Did the cooks wash their hands? 1.3000 0.05774 100 75 18 6
2663 Hold the veal. Just the Parmesan, please. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2664 What kind of pizza is in the garbage today? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2665 I’ll have five orders of the cheese course 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
2666 When was your last health inspection? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2667 Which do you have? Ketchup or catsup? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2668 Make it a medium. The large pie is a bitch to drag across the street. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2669 Sorry about the elephant. I didn't see him sitting there. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2670 What do you mean, 'You pay the piper, you call the tune'? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2671 I'll have the catfish special,please 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2672 I’ll have the mac and cheese...extra cheese” 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2673 And please make sure the chef is washing his hands frequently 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2674 It will be nice to have cheese that is not served on trap, for once. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2675 Can the cheese plate come in the shape of a wheel? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2676 I'll have cheese balls as an appetizer, then a cheese pizza, and cheesecake for dessert. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2677 Why aren't there any roaches on the menu? Your kitchen is infested with them. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
2678 I'd like to eat in style today. I'm tired of dining on the crumbs ya'll leave behind. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2679 How’s the ratatouille today? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2680 Does the Brie come with grapes? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2681 Yes, I'll have the cheese sticks, cheese steak, and cheese cake. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2682 Are you able to prepare the cheese without the trap? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2683 Can you ask the chef to just smear some peanut butter on a plate? Thank you. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2684 I'll start with cheese sticks, then have a cheese burger - extra cheese, please, and for dessert let's try the cheesecake." 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2685 I'll have the child's portion of the ratatouille, please. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2686 I'll have the brie. Hold the trap. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2687 I decided to try here for a change from the hole-in-the-wall joint. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2688 We're not all wolves on Wall Street. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2689 Hold everything but the cheese. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2690 I’ll have literally anything. Make sure it’s free, I don’t have any money. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2691 Cheese Omelette.................hold the eggs. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2692 It' s the Year of the Rat in China, but I'm not the kind of guy who likes special treatment. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2693 Just the cheese. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2694 I'll have whatever they programmed my brain to have. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2695 I'll have the black plague burger, with cheese." 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2696 I’ll have the trout with the maggot glaze, if, and this is important, it’s been lying around for at least a month. If not, I’ll just have the deluxe cheeseburger. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2697 Where's the cheese! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2698 I just found out I’m lactose intolerant, what kind of cheese do you recommend? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2699 Just serve me the usual: whatever you find underneath the refrigerator. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2700 Pest-o pasta, ironically. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2701 How come it says you serve shrimps but no mention of mice? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2702 Do you have ratatouille? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2703 Which dishes are gluten free? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2704 For the burger, bun, fries, and toppings, I’d like to substitute cheese. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2705 Just some liederkranz and saltines. And oh, a bottle of Clausthaler 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2706 I’ll have the cheezy fries as an entree and the Dickory Dock salad with extra Roquefort. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2707 I'll have the fillet bubon. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2708 What do you recommend out of the dumpster? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2709 It’s ok, I washed my hands and feet for 20 seconds 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2710 While I'm waiting for my date to arrive,just the cheeseboard and dry sherry please. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2711 The cheese: domestic or imported? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2712 Is your pizza better than what I find in the subway? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2713 Is the cat fresh? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2714 I’ll have whatever the rats are having. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2715 I discovered that it's much easier just to steal credit cards. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2716 So tell me more about this off menu cheeseboard of yours... 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2717 What wine do you suggest for cheddar? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2718 What kind of cheese is in the 'Trap-e-tizer'? Oh, I guess it doesn't really matter. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2719 Just felines,but thanks for asking... 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2720 How’s the ratatouille this evening? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2721 I’ll have the fondue. Hold the veggies and bread. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2722 I'll have the cacio e pepe,hold the trap. 1.2959 0.04281 98 75 20 3
2723 Yes can you take out the mac and just give me the cheese? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2724 I'm waiting for a few friends. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2725 If jerry is back there could you let me know. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2726 Is this the place I saw in the New Yorker? The one with the large trough of slop? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2727 Just the salad—I gave up cheese for Lent. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2728 Wow, Robert, something looks different. Did you get a haircut? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2729 Well, me eating directly in your kitchen or food storage would be even bigger trouble for your establishment wouldn't it? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2730 I'll take a bowl of the special hot warfarin. I looks really tasty. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2731 The label said there could be side effects. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2732 I’ll have the cheese soufflé but hold the soufflé. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2733 So, who is spreading the plague now? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2734 I'll have Bubble and Squeak. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2735 I'll have the Camenbert Vinaigrette and a Diet Pepsi. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2736 What do you mean this is a vegan restaurant? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2737 Cat. Dead. 87 of us for dinner, thanks. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2738 I'm lactose intolerant, do you have any impossible cheese? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2739 Just a small piece of swiss cheese please. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2740 I always end up getting yesterday’s leftovers. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2741 Crepes Maison, hold the 'maze.' 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2742 I'll have the five cheese platter with nuts and seeds on the side. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
2743 Please don't cut the cheese. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2744 I'll have the mac and cheese, hold the macaroni. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2745 I tasted all but #22 when I was in your kitchen. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2746 I’ll have the house salad. No lettuce, hold the croutons and tomatoes. Dressing on the side. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2747 I'll have the cheeseburger special, but hold the burger, lettuce, tomato, pickles and bun 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2748 Could I have a triple order of your sharpest cheddar on an inverted trash can lid? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2749 What's your pairing for a nice piece of cheese? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2750 First I’ll have cheese fondue, then cheese sandwich and then cheese cake! 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2751 Just a little bite. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2752 How is the cat fis 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2753 I’ll wave the Brie with fig preserves. 1.2959 0.03895 98 76 19 3
2754 That may be, but you actually think this is an A-graded restaurant? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2755 I’m not very hungry this evening—I’ll just have the cheese platter. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2756 I’d like a cheese sandwich, hold the trap. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2757 Sorry, I'm actually waiting for thirty more. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2758 Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, and more Cheese! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2759 Is the cheese plate snap trap free? I have an intolerance. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2760 Grilled cheddar cheese sandwich, extra cheese, hold the bread, with a side of brie 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2761 I'll have the Kitty Kat special. Well done. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2762 I’ll start with the greek salad, but the feta on the side, and a cheese soufflé, hold the eggs, with cheesecake as take-away, for the little ones. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2763 I actually already ate. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2764 Just a salad. I'm running up the clock later. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2765 Tell me more about the chocolate mouse. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2766 I'll take a cheese salad sandwich ... hold the salad, hold the bread. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2767 No thanks, I don't need to hear about the specials, I already sampled them in the kitchen 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2768 Wow, you're ugly. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2769 What do you recommend from the garbage receptacles? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2770 I’ll have the prix fixe, and I have an 8:00PM curtain” 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2771 I’ve heard this place is clean enough to eat off the floor. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2772 Swiss cheese. please, but hold the holes. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2773 I'd like to start and end with the cheese plate. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2774 Have you got any good cheese that doesn't include a trap? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2775 Sorry, but I got tired of tidbits in your kitchen. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2776 Sitting here, I don't feel trapped. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2777 I'll have the cheeseburger - hold the bun, the lettuce, the tomato, and the patty. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2778 I'll have the peanut butter, and can I get that without the trap. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2779 I'll have large cheese pizza, and hold the pizza. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2780 Would you like extra cheese for your pizza? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2781 How old is the formaggini? Never mind, I'll have the camembert. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2782 Oh, rats! I forgot my reading glasses. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2783 I need that cheese plate to go; I have walls to explore. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2784 So, I'm a cordless mouse and this is a pop-up menu. Are you Hillary's server? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2785 Make it a single-serve pizza to-go. I have a train to catch. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2786 I’ll have your special, which I sampled out back. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2787 and hold the 'mac'. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2788 Give me a little more time, I'm still in shock at seeing Mouse on this Menu. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2789 No, I do NOT want the ratatouille. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2790 What's on the cheese plate? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2791 I'll take a block of swiss. And if you wouldn't mind putting it on the other side of the room, I'll get it myself. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2792 The cheese omelet, hold the eggs. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2793 Ratatouille, please, but hold the jokes. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2794 I’ll have the Cheese Platter Appetizer with a glass of Mouscatel, Mousessaka for my entrée and Tiramousu for dessert. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2795 I would like the Salmon Mouse, and Chocolate Mouse for dessert. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2796 I’ll have the cheese soufflé. No eggs. No flour. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2797 How’s the mousse? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2798 What wine would you suggest with the cheese plate? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2799 I'll have my regular - plain quiche with extra cheese. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2800 All the cheese is VEGAN?! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2801 A block of Swiss cheese, please; mousetrap on the side. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2802 I hear you sell cat meat here? Let me have a taste of that. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2803 I'll have the Vegan Kiddy Plate du Jour! Hold the Bernaise. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2804 If I order that with cheese, what are the chances that a giant metal bar will come crashing down on my neck? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2805 Chat a la Fromage, s'il vous plait. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2806 I’ll have the Chat a l’orange! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2807 I'll have the cat tail soup, please. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2808 Wow! Has anyone ever told you you’re a dead-ringer for Lyle Lovett? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2809 Ratatouille, hold the rat. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2810 Yes, I’ll have the cheese plate, hold the plate. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2811 I'll take the cheese board. And make it snappy. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2812 What do you have that's Paleo-friendly? 1.2917 0.04893 96 69 26 1
2813 I don't want to try anything new. I think it's all the years I spent in that lab. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2814 I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich, hold the bread. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2815 I'm pretty tired of pizza, to be honest. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2816 No cheese, I can't have dairy products 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2817 I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich, a cheeseburger and a slice of cheesecake. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2818 I would like to try your Floor Droppings Flambe with Parmesan on the side. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2819 Where is your prejudice now? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2820 Server: Sorry, we don’t serve vermin here. Mouse: I don’t want vermin. I want cheese. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2821 I'll have the cheese-stuffed artichoke. And hold the artichoke. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2822 I'd like to have the mousakka, please 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2823 I think ordering cheese could be a culinary trap but I’d hate getting caught in a snap judgment 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2824 I've got high cholesterol and am also watching my weight. So just some cottage cheese. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2825 ...and, no straw. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2826 Do you serve mousee? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2827 Nothing, thank you. I'm just here to lower your health rating to C. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2828 I'll have the foie gras and a side of Cheese-Its 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2829 I’ll have the grilled cheese “classic”, my favorite, I was raised in the rear alley. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2830 Can I get the cheeseburger without the burger? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2831 Do you have a larger table? I am expecting my 20 children. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2832 And could I get just the corners of that order, please? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2833 Is it possible to get cheese plate without the mousetrap? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2834 Are you going to judge me if I order the ratatouille? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2835 I'll have the small cheese platter. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2836 I'm not allergic, I'm just "dairy suspicious". 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2837 Your pantry cheese please. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2838 For starters I'll take the cheese plate. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2839 Would you recommend the mouss 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2840 Who is preparing the Ratatouille today? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2841 ....and for dessert, I’ll have the New York Deli Cheesecake. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2842 Is the carbonara dairy-free? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2843 I think perhaps the chocolate mousse. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2844 I'll have whatever is in your traps please. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2845 The ratatouille is on special today. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2846 Ok you ready? I’ll start with mozzarella sticks. For the main cheese fondue. Dessert - cheese cake. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2847 I'll have the cheese board, thanks. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2848 I’ll take a Cheez burger, Cheez cake, Mac and cheez with cheez sticks on the side. And if you don’t hurry I’ll tell everyone I live here. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2849 I’ll have the cheese charcuterie. Skip the mousse 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2850 Just peanut butter and a side of bacon fat -- and can you make it snappy? I have to scurry. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
2851 I'll have the vegan cheese plate. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2852 No vegan cheese souffle? You're kidding me, right? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2853 I'll have a hamburger, medium-rotten, and a month-old side salad. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2854 Cheese on the side, please. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2855 Did a well-dressed cat come in looking for me on the menu? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2856 To start, I'll have the mousse de saumon, followed by the mousse de jambon, and for dessert, the mousse au chocolat. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
2857 One slice of cheese, please. Oh, and hold the trap. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2858 I’m from out of town so I think I will order your Fresh Catch of the Day. I don’t eat family or those I know." 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2859 They said I couldn't make it in New York, but I guess I'm the right type. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2860 I was told you serve it hot inside the restaurant. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2861 I would like some cheese, but hold the trap. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2862 And a bottle of your finest champaign, or I call the health inspector. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2863 And how do you prepare the "ratatouilles 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2864 I'll start with a cheese cocktail. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2865 I’m sure your cheese selection is wonderful, but I’m lactose-intolerant. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2866 One mini pizza with double cheese please. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2867 I believe you misspelled ‘mousse’” 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2868 I would like the Ratatouille special 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2869 My friend was going on and on about your subway pizza. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2870 I'd rather order from the regular menu. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2871 I'll have a cheeseburger please -- hold the burger. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2872 Do I look like a guy with a dairy allergy? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2873 I just don't feel safe eating in the sewer anymore. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2874 I'll have a cheese pizza with no crust and no tomato sauce. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2875 Cheezus, the prices! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2876 I've been through the kitchen many times but this is my first proper visit. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2877 Grilled Cheese Sandwich. please hold old the bread. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2878 Chocolate mousse 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2879 Today I think I'll have the muenster, and hold the trap. 1.2917 0.05218 96 73 19 4
2880 I've been working remotely. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2881 I want the cheese on cheese with a side of cheese, please! 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2882 I figure if I don't finish my meal here I can eat the rest out back. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2883 How's the Chef's Ratatouille? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2884 I'm not hungry,I'm just here to spread the flu! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2885 I'd like the cheeseburger please; hold the lettuce; hold the tomato; hold the meat, and hold the bun. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2886 Catch of the Day. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2887 Cheese omelet, mac & cheese, cheesecake for dessert and a cottage cheese smoothie. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2888 I'm just here for the leftovers. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2889 I'll have the cat fritters smothered in your famous cheese sauce, please. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2890 Do you have gluten free Brie? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2891 Do you have any lactose free options? 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2892 Does the cheese platter come with gluten-free crackers? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2893 Cheese plate please! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2894 No, you're right - I wouldn't serve my kind here, either. But I would serve my kind out back, in the alley. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2895 The other hundred will be joining shortly. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2896 I'll take the cheese fondue and a bathing suit! 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2897 Does this mean we lose our "A" rating... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2898 So, mousse isn't really related? 1.2872 0.04812 94 70 22 2
2899 I'd really like to see what chocolate mousse is all about. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2900 I'll have a four cheese pizza. Hold the dough and tomato sauce. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2901 I'll have the Club Sandwich, but have them drop it on the kitchen floor before serving. I like it a little spicy. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2902 Is ratatouille on the house? 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
2903 No, I don't want the grilled cheese sandwich 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2904 All I want is a nice, quiet dinner with no Ratatouille jokes. Is that too much to ask? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2905 Minnie and Walt will be joining me. In the meantime, I would like a small bowl of fruit." 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2906 Could you please describe the cheese plate? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2907 I’ll have a morsel. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2908 Oh, chocolate"mousse." I wasn't sure if that was a typo. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2909 Sautéed cat on a bun. Medium rare. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2910 Can I have extra cheese with my cheese please? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2911 What are your specials for the "Year of the Rat?" 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2912 I'll start off with the cheese board" 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2913 I’d like to start with the lactose-free cheese plate, and a side of gluten-free crackers. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2914 Can I get the Ratatouille? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2915 I was here last week and the Cheeto soufflé reminded me of the White House environment! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2916 I’ll have a slice of your cheese pizza with the “drag it though the subway” toppings. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2917 Would you recommend Trash Bin number 2? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2918 I can't read. Any mice on the menu? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2919 The cheese board please but hold the trap 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2920 Is the cheese board cruelty-free? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2921 PB&J, but hold the bread, hold the jelly. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2922 I'll take the cheese without the trap. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2923 I'll have anything that doesn't squeak. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2924 OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like a Reuben: hold the slaw, hold the corned beef and while you're at it you can hold the rye bread. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2925 Which wine goes well with the cheese sampler plate? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2926 There will be 134 of us. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2927 And please hurry, I’m ovulating. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2928 So you're sure the cheese plate isn't a trap? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2929 Do you sell any toilet paper? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2930 Surprise me! 1.2857 0.04762 91 65 26 0
2931 Message to Spiro: I'm a Regular unless he coughs up for he knows who. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2932 To think, I could have been eating out here all those years instead of the kitchen. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2933 Has the cheese been handled by any Human Beings? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2934 You can relax. I'm the one three feet away from you. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2935 My friends in your kitchen tell me the pork roast is excellent! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2936 Is the Ratatouille vegan? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2937 There's English and Spanish, but no Squeak. 1.2826 0.05315 92 71 17 4
2938 I’ll have the Catatouille, please. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2939 I'll have the all-you-can-eat buffet. No plate needed. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2940 I'll have whatever cheese halving. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2941 Any food allergies? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2942 Is Remy working tonight? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2943 I never dine alone like this! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2944 Do you have any Rats in the kitchen? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2945 The cat burger please... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2946 I'm lactose intolerant, can I get that without the cheese? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2947 I'm sorry but I can't serve a mouse a cookie. It's our policy. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2948 I DON’T HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2949 The cheese board, please. Hold the spring. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2950 Excuse me, what goes into the Chocolate Mouse? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2951 Wait; you have chocolate mouse on the dessert menu?!? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2952 I’ll have the ratatouille and for dessert, the chocolate mousse. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2953 How dare you serve ratatuille? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2954 I'll have the charcuterie platter to go, please. With extra cheese 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2955 Hmm, I see you spell it "Catsup". 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2956 I’ll have a cheese omelet without the usual trappings. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2957 How much for the scraps of food in the dumpster out back? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2958 I'll start with the cheese plate. Please let me know when Mr. Giuliani arrives. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2959 Do you have anything off-menu? Preferably on the floor? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2960 I'll have the cheese platter followed by the cheese fondue. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2961 What would you like mouse- ieur? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2962 Please tell me about this "amuse-bouche" 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2963 The last time I was here you brought me a dirty plate! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2964 But I am lactose intolerant! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2965 I’ll have the Mac and Cheese without the Mac. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2966 Of course if you had gotten a C I wouldn’t be eating here, would I? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2967 When my three friends arrive would you mind telling them the menu? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2968 I want catsup a la mode. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2969 Geez, what am I doing with my life? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2970 You know, I'm biologically incapable of vomiting, but that chicken parm... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2971 I'll have the grilled cheese, hold the bread. I'm watching my carbs. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2972 And the vegan cheese as a desert, please." 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2973 Just a slice of pizza to go, I have a train to catch. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2974 And for desert I'll have the mouse mousse. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2975 I'll have the Creamed Cat on Toast. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2976 I'll have the ham and swiss sandwich, hold the ham, hold the bread. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2977 I'm a little early. I'm expecting a party of thirty. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2978 If you're willing to serve me, I ain't eatin' here. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2979 I'm researching where crumbs come from 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2980 Anything but the poison. I had that last time. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2981 I’ll take a corona, no lyme. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2982 The last cheese shop I went to was a big tourist trap. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2983 But you have a child's menu, right? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2984 Bring me anything but the ratatouille. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2985 You really have no idea who I am? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2986 I'd like to order off maze. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2987 Can you put cheese on the burger. I forgot mine at home. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2988 Just a salad. I have a race later. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2989 Does that come with cheese? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2990 I'll have the chocolate mouse, please. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2991 I'd like a slice of cheddar cheese with a side of mozzarella. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2992 I'll have the chocolate mouse. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2993 I'll have the duck. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2994 Just the cheese plate? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2995 May I see your cheese list, please? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2996 Does that come with cheese and cardboard on the side? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2997 Do you have any more booster seats? I’m expecting someone 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2998 I have heard that your "Soupe de Poisson" is to die for. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2999 How’s your pizza? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3000 Make mine egg McMousy with extra cheese please. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3001 What pairs with cheese? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3002 And for dessert, I'll have the Mickey Mousse. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3003 Are your cheeses raised trap-free? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3004 Why does everyone think I'm going to order pizza everywhere I go? Not all of us are the freaking pizza rat! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3005 I'll have the usual - and tell Ratatouille that Marcel says 'Bonjour.' Merci. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
3006 What a relief. We are a sweet and savory species, but with only one ‘s.’ 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3007 I'll have the camembert appetizer,the welsh rarebit,and for dessert,the strawberry cheesecake. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3008 For the fried cat, do you recommend Siamese or Persian? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3009 May I see your cheese menu please. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3010 Do you still have the cheese mousse? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3011 I'll have a Swiss cheese sandwich, please. Hold the bread. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3012 I’ll have the cheese plate, no traps please, and a glass of red wine in a bowl. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3013 Is your shoelace of wino fresh? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3014 How do the scraps look? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3015 Does the cheese come without a neck snapping mechanism? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3016 Is that served à la trap? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3017 My uncle said Mickey Mouse eats here do you know him? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3018 Whst do you recommend? My tastes tend towards dishes that have been left out for a day or two. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3019 This place is a lot nicer than the usual holes in the wall I frequent. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3020 I'll have the double cheese cheese wedge. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3021 Ratatouille niçoise avec beaucoup fromage, s'il vous plait. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3022 ... and, like last time, a roach in the soup. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3023 I’ll have the cheese tray. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3024 Sorry, sir. We are out of Stilton. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3025 I’ll have a Corona with no viruses, please... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3026 What's the nibble du jour?” 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3027 Am I too early? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3028 Thank you for clarifying that the chocolate mousse is not a typo. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3029 So, a cheese fondue, four cheese pizza, cheese souffle, and a cheesecake! And make it quick, I need to get back to the church 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3030 Did I ask how much the lobster was? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3031 How 'bout a cat burger? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3032 What can boost my immunity against viruses? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3033 Double cheesy cheeseburger, hold the burger, hold the bun." 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3034 A few friends will be joining me. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3035 Don't worry, I used hand sanitzer on my way in 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3036 I can't believe you don't have cateau on the menu! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3037 A friend praised this place as " The best garbage in town" 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3038 I’d like a double cheeseburger, hold the burger. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3039 I'll have the catfish with extra cat. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3040 I'm a great friend of Ratatouille's. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3041 A coffee and 140 cheese plates to go, please. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3042 I'd like something that's gluten-free, but still makes a lot of crumbs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3043 I’m spoiling myself. I really think this going to be my year” 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3044 Please make sure it’s well done, you never know what’s going on in the kitchen 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3045 I’ would like the Puddy Cat medium rare, please. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3046 I don't understand why the DOH always gives you a "C". My friends all love eating here almost every night! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3047 Cheeseburger, Skip the burger! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3048 No sir, eating the Ratatouille would not be cannabalistic. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3049 Ratatouille, and don't laugh. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3050 I helped a lion escape from a hunter's net by chewing through the strands. So tonight he's buying me dinner! He'll be here any minute. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3051 I should tell you before I order that I have an allergy to cats. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3052 Cheeseburger! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3053 I get the “chocolate,” but what is “mousse?” 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3054 I hope this restaurant is virus free. You humans are so filthy. I normally dine al fresco. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3055 Is this fresh from the tracks at the Union Station platform? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3056 Can I have the macaroni and cheese, hold the macaroni? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3057 ...and finally, my wife takes off with a FIELD mouse! I know it's a lot to take in, but that's why I'm dining alone. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3058 The food seems a little too cheesy even for me. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3059 I'll have the cheese, and a large maze. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3060 Yes, that’s it. And everything au gratin.” William Hunter, Plymouth M 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3061 I heard about the bat soup, but what about the rat soup? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3062 What? You have a problem with rats? I happen to know you often served Harvey Weinstein here. How exclusive can you be? And really, your cheese selection is not that impressive. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3063 Is the rotting garbage REALLY old? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3064 I'll have the fromage please 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3065 Is it just me, or do you have a rodent infestation? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3066 The cheese plate looks really good. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3067 Look at me! Of course I find "chocolate mousse" offensive! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3068 Hi. Yeah, the weather could be better. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3069 And may I also have whatever crumbs are on the kitchen floor to-go? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3070 I'd like catfish, please --- well done. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3071 Food allergies? Yes. I can’t have grapefruit rinds. Or tea bags. Oh! or hobo pee. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3072 I'll have the mac and cheese, easy on the mac 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3073 Make it a large one - you can’t believe how busy I’ve been in the kitchen today” 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3074 Do you have My Cheese? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3075 The kitchen sent me to order better scrap food. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3076 I'd like the cheese souffle with cat-sup on the side? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3077 I'll take the catburger-well done! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3078 This menu sure is cheesy. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3079 Can you split the cheese plate one hundred ways, I'm expecting some friends. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3080 Is the bowl of cheese soup bottomless? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3081 I'll have the garbage, please. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3082 I’ll take the fish filet rotten with a glass of spoiled milk. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3083 If I order the cheese plate and you make any kind of snide remark I am outta here! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3084 Any traps in the menu I should be aware of? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3085 Normally, health inspectors are a little less subtle. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3086 And could you tell the Chef that his friend Mike is here? He knows me very well! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3087 Actually it’s pronounced: rat-tuh-TOO-ee 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3088 When my partner arrives please move us closer to the hole 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3089 I'll get one slice of pizza to go. No box. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3090 First, a question. Do you have anything that is certified covid-free? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3091 I'll have the artisan cheese selection. I'm so glad you're accepting new customers in these trying times. But, is that a cockroach over there? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3092 The hour has come for the full 'Cheeseburger Special,' don't you think? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3093 Covid-19 Trickle Down Economics "...And so no more communion crumbs. What's your special this evening?" 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3094 I'll just take some water for now. My wife is running a little late; she got stuck in a radiolarian. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3095 Do you serve cat? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3096 I'll try the 'Snatch If You Can And It's Free' . 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3097 I'd like a grilled cheese sandwich with extra cheese. Hold the bread. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3098 I'll take a ham and cheese on rye, hold the ham and hold the rye. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3099 No pizza?! Again?! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3100 Since you’re no longer serving me for dinner, I just thought you might actually serve me dinner! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3101 Two eggs over-rotten. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3102 I'd like one cheese board, hold the board. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3103 I’ll start with the cheese board and a glass of the mouse red. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3104 I'll have the blue cheese plate special,please 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3105 Oh, I know the chef. Tell him I'll have my usual. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3106 Actually, the menu is quite appealing. Until one gets to the dessert selections! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3107 I'll have a large piece of cheese and complicated maze. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3108 Catfish soup, feline fillet and, I think, the furball surprise for dessert. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3109 Your restaurant’s health rating is dropping as we speak, so make it quick. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3110 First time dining with us? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3111 Yes, the Swedish pancakes, with powdered sugar. We're not big on the cheese platter here in Minnesota. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3112 I would order the fromage, but that seems like a trap. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3113 I’ve been crawling through the walls for weeks and I finally decided what to order. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3114 Last night, the trash was a culinary delight, can we expect some of the same tonight? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3115 What was yesterday's special? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3116 Wait, what do you mean you serve the cheese grated? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3117 One Quattro Formaggi Pizza, hold the dough, sausage, garlic and herbs. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3118 Can I take a look at the cat menu? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3119 It's great to not be stuck in the kitchen. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3120 Without the head-crushing trap, please. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3121 That's right, without the cheese, I'm gluten AND dairy free! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3122 And so I said, "you're the great Genie, you figure it out!" 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3123 I'd like it sewer-vide please 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3124 I'd like to start with a kitty cocktail. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3125 May I order from the kids' menu? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3126 Mac and cheese - but leave out the "mac." 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3127 I'll start with the cheese sampler, a cup of cheese soup, followed by a cheese souffle, with a side of cheese rarebit, and cheesecake for dessert. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3128 Uncle Mickey said he would get the check... 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3129 I got tired of leftovers in the kitchen and decided to order off the menu 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3130 Im waiting for my friend the slice of bread who was in a previous New Yorker caption contest. While I am waiting can I have the cheese plate appetizer? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3131 I'll have two of the cheese traps and four peanut butter traps. Can I please have those pre-triggered? I am not as fast as I used to be. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3132 You spelt Chocolate Mousse wrong. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3133 Gimme a grilled cheese, hold the bread. And cheese fries, hold the fries. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3134 The cheese platter isn't a trap, is it? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3135 Sure, the booth is great but do you mind switching me to the table by the kitchen door? I'm meeting some friends. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3136 Your polka dot dress reminds me of my first love. Didn’t work out though, she ran off with some rich guy. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3137 A ratafia please. Light on the rum. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3138 This looks awful! Can I see your Mouseu, please? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3139 It'll just be me tonight. My friends are trapped at work. 1.2674 0.05830 86 66 15 4
3140 Is the quiche gluten free? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3141 Can you make this fast? I'm due back in court in an hour. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3142 I'll take a cheeseburger. But hold the buns, lettuce, onion, tomato, and ketchup. You know what? Hold the beef too. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3143 Any openings under the chef's hat? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3144 I hear the Pizza is great. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3145 Yes I'm aware of the delicate flavor of the fish, I would still like cheese please. grazié! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3146 I´ll have the grilled cheese sandwich, rare, hold the bread. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3147 Yes, I’ll take the “fondue for two” for one please. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3148 I'll have the Gruyere. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3149 Can I have the cheeseburger without the bun and burger? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3150 So you want that served in a maze? 1.2674 0.05467 86 68 14 4
3151 I’d like extra cheese please with my cheese plate and also cheesecake for dessert, thank you. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3152 I'll have the dish made by someone with a mask on. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3153 Oh I’m sure she’ll be here soon...probably held up on the subway. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3154 I'll have the fromage du jour and the seared cat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3155 I'll have the cheese, hold the plate. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3156 I see the Early Bird dinner . Where is your Early Mouse dinner? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3157 Cheeseecake, please. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3158 Do I smell or something? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3159 I was going to worry about who moved my cheese. But then I thought to myself, why not just enjoy a night out, and let someone else make my food. 1.2674 0.05591 86 63 16 3
3160 I’ll have the fromage and peanut butter special. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3161 And is that a local dumpster? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3162 Is the main dish served in a finger bowl, or do I have to eat it with a knife and fork? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3163 What wine pairs well with the garbage? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3164 Did you wash your hands? I may have the Black Plague but I don’t want coronavirus! 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3165 I’ll have the crùmb brûlée. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3166 No appetizers tonight. I had a few on my way in. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3167 I'll have the trap free Fromage de Jour. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3168 My mistake! That says,"chocolate mousse." I didn't see the second s. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3169 I’m lactose intolerant so no cheese for me. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3170 Is your Potpourri truly putrid? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3171 Can you tell me about the Unspecials? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3172 I could eat a horse. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3173 The 'Mousetrap Surprise'... Is there a vegan option? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3174 I'd like a large bowl of whatever was swept up after lunch... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3175 I think I will have the cheese course. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3176 ... and I’m allergic to catsup. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3177 And the RATatouille... it’s gluten-free as well? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3178 This is a decent publication. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3179 I’d like to see the Cat menu before I decide. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3180 I think I'll have the Deluxe Cheese Assortment. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3181 On second thought, just give me whatever that was in the dumpster last night. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3182 How's the Brie? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3183 Is your cheese freshly made or flown in? 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
3184 Do you know whether coronavirus can be passed along on cheese? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3185 "Cheese! Can you believe the prices?!" 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3186 I'd like Cheez Louise please. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3187 I'll have the leg of cat Parmesan. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3188 I'll start with the assorted cheese appetizer. Hold the traps. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3189 The Salmon Mousse please. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3190 Chowhound said you had the best Neapolitan 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3191 ...and you say she was a certified Good Kitty? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3192 You know, I saw a roach in the kitchen back there. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3193 Grilled cheese, coffee black. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3194 It says the cheese is complimentary. Is this a trap 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3195 Can you go over those specials again? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3196 Hickory dickory my ass, I metoo'd the farmer's wife. There will be no more tail cutting or clock watching for this or any mouse! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3197 Everything looks aMAZEing! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3198 Are you sure the cheese is snap-free? I’m very trap intolerant. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3199 Can I have the cheese plate without the trappings? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3200 I’ll have the cheddar cheese salad. No, make that the vegan cheese salad, house dressing on the side, and a gluten free roll with extra butter. Tap water with a lemon wedge, not a slice, and please, a paper straw. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3201 I disagree with others who say that your menu is too cheesy. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3202 Can I have the cheese platter, but when you bring it try to slam my head with crowbar while I eat? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3203 What is today's cheese of the day? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3204 What's good today? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3205 Is the cheese free-range or still in the trap? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3206 Do you have anything untouched by human hands? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3207 But hold the strychnine. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3208 I'm torn between the Mountain Trout Seviche and a stolen hunk of cheese out back . . can you give me a few more minutes? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3209 Just one Corona will do it for me. Or you could let me in the kitchen. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3210 I hear you're famous for serving vermin ... celli. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3211 Just a couple of scoops from your finest trashcan, please! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3212 Can I have the Ratatouille with no Rat? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3213 What do you think of the cheese sampler here? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3214 Sure, honey. You can dine with us. We get rats all the time. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3215 Do you have soy cheese? I'm vegan. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3216 Do you have velvety on the menu? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3217 You can expect my Yelp review to rave about your selection of cheese dishes—but also mention the maze to get in here. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3218 But the kitchen is too dangerous! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3219 If you follow my Twitter account, I'll double your tip. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3220 Would the manchego with aged gouda plate be too predictable? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3221 Is your Ratatouille organic ? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3222 Do you use real --- umm--- chocolate --- in the mousse? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3223 I'll have a serving of your leftovers, hold the New York sausage. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3224 I’ll have the toilet paper. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3225 I’ll have the Tony Robbins Winners Circle Salad and what are you doing later? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3226 An order of Roquefort for me and a wedge of cheddar for my buddies in the kitchen. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3227 Yes, I'll have the Cheeseburger, but hold the bun, and the lettuce and pickle, and the burger. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3228 Do you serve pizza slices from the Union Square Station? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3229 Allergy? cat food 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3230 The rabbit. Does it taste a bit like cat? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3231 I'd like the crumbs under table three, the potato morsel by the bathroom door, and the used ketchup packet under your foot... but on the side 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3232 I'll have the catfish. Uh, make that, cat, with a side of fish. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3233 Do you have a d-Con free menu? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3234 I would like a tasting menu of your tasting menu. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3235 Mozzarella sticks, hold the sticks. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3236 No thanks, I'll wait for my other sixty-three friends. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3237 Eat it here or take it home? They're one and the same. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3238 Scraps from the kitchen please, and hold the bones 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3239 Is the cat liver and onions good today? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3240 I'll have the cheese and peanut butter special. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3241 I'll have a nice glob of peanut butter, crunchy style, hold the trap. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3242 I’ll have the cheese with a dab of peanut butter 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3243 No cheese board? 1.2674 0.05947 86 70 10 6
3244 I'll have the beurre de cacahuetes, but please hold the trap. 1.2674 0.05467 86 68 14 4
3245 I am just pretending to be a customer, until I see the cat that was chasing me pass by...in the meantime if you have any cheese appetizers.... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3246 Do you have any dairy free cheese? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3247 Roasted cat au jus, please. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3248 I made the reservation right after my daredevil escape from a Skinner Box. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3249 This might sound cheesy, but you have beautiful eyes. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3250 Yes, I completely understand your confusion sir and we’ll be happy to have you back as soon as the health inspector leaves. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3251 What makes you think I want pizza? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3252 I'll have what I had in the kitchen except on a plate this time. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3253 I would like to order the Warfarin-free fish entre 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3254 And when do you get off Shift? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3255 I'll start with the provolone. Then I'd like the Gouda with a side of Camembert. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3256 Oh I already ate in the kitchen. I just need the check. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3257 Start with the assorted cheeses, fondue for the plat principal, and finish off with a plain cheese cake, cream on the side. Is that enough? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3258 Sometimes you just have to dine in style! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3259 You are questioning my lactose intolerance, but didn’t blink an eye about me reading the menu. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3260 Oh, and hold the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3261 I'm allergic to cheese. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3262 The cheese plate... is that trap-free? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3263 Hold the corned beef. I'm a vegetarian. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3264 Well I'm sorry about your species' pandemic, but after all those decades of lab testing on mine, it kinda seems like karma. Anyway, I'll take the Club Sandwich. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3265 Do you have any mouse-sized portions? 1.2674 0.05467 86 68 14 4
3266 I’ll have the Milk Warm then a 5 second head start! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3267 How about your hot garbage? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3268 I'm meeting several friends. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3269 Just coffee. Black. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
3270 I'll have the Metro special. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3271 Surprise me and bring me a serving of your choicest leftovers ! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3272 Please tell the chef I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3273 Waitress: "Could I interest you in our cheese platter? Ahahaha..." Mr. Mouse: "No, I'll have the linguini." 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3274 Rodentia, please, it’s our Lunar years so a little respect is in order. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3275 I'll have whatever you're throwing out that everyone else isn't finishing. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3276 Look down. I'll have what she's having. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3277 Can I have the pizza? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3278 What's gouda here? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3279 Cheeseburger, please. No meat, no bun. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3280 I’ve heard the cheese board won’t snap your neck off here. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3281 I'd like a cheeseburger. Extra cheese, hold the burger. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
3282 Hey, I promise not to cough. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3283 I'll have the ratatouille. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3284 I’ll have what they’re having—when they’ve finished. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3285 Thanks for asking if I wan’t cheese on my burger. I appreciate that you’re not profiling me. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3286 I ate here before you didn't need a menu.Gentrification everywhere. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3287 Would you please read that grilled cheese description just one more time? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3288 I'm trying to avoid anything with gluten, dairy, or anticoagulant rodenticide. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3289 The lobby is a maze but I hear the fondue is worth it. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3290 Just got off a ship from London. I'll have the bubble 'n squeak. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3291 Oh, how reassuring! In that case, I'll have the chocolate mousse. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3292 I'll have whatever they're serving on the kitchen floor! 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
3293 I’ll have what the cat brought in. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3294 I heard from a friend in the kitchen you guys have a delicious cheese selection. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3295 Tough choice to make, for goodness’ sake- - the Cheesesteak or Cheesecake... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3296 Don't tell me you've succumbed to the chacuterie trend, too! I miss the days when I could just dive into the fondue pot. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3297 I'll have a double serving of the triple-cheese quiche, please. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3298 I'll have the cheese and charcuterie board, hold the trap 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3299 Hold the poison. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3300 Cheese please, without the trap. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3301 I've already had the roast. I'll try the quiche. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3302 The cheesecake deluxe! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3303 I'll have the cat burger please. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3304 My friend subway rat recommended your pizza... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3305 I'll have yesterday's fish. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3306 Anything with cheese will do 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3307 Gorgonzola salad, hold the trap. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3308 ... I blame it on the meds. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3309 I'd kill for a Filthy Martini. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3310 Is there an all-you-can-eat gluten and nitrates option? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3311 Can you add some extra lettuce? I’m trying to eat fresh. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3312 I'd be redeeming the 'Brooklyn Drown Them In Alcohol' offer. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3313 I'll have a thimble of the Broccoli Cheese Soup, please. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3314 Please, bring me something from the bar next door. I know your kitchen. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3315 I should probably get this to go. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3316 What would you recommend for someone who loves cheese more than their own family? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3317 Don't mean to be a pest, love, but I do have just a couple more questions. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3318 Do you have any Ratatouille? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3319 I’ll wait for my friends to arrive before ordering. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3320 The cat cafe wasn't very hospitable to my kind. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3321 I hear the Roquefort is to die for. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3322 Cheese tray. Hold the trap. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3323 I'd like blue cheese with an Impossible Burger on the side. 1.2619 0.05253 84 66 15 3
3324 What do you recommend that will withstand being dragged over subway tracks for iconic Instagram posts? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3325 I'll have the catfish. Hold the fish. 1.2619 0.04826 84 67 14 3
3326 When did you last wash your hands? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3327 Anything but cheese. I'm lactose-intolerant." 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3328 I’d like Today’s Special in morsel size, please. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3329 How 'bout the game last night? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3330 How's your ratatouille? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3331 Is the ratatouille made with real rats? I'm not a cannibal, after all. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3332 Just the cheese, ma'am! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3333 What are the woke gnawing on this week? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3334 Didn't the FDA close you down for people pellets under the table? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3335 What do you have that can out-do the amuse bouche in the kitchen? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3336 For how long do your cooks wash their hands? I have a genetic predisposition to carrying diseases and would hate to be the cause of another pandemic. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3337 I’d like to order from the children’s menu 1.2619 0.05253 84 66 15 3
3338 I'll have anything that is not lab food. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3339 Oh, I didn't know humans worked here!" 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3340 I'll have a cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the bun... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3341 With no cheese, please, I prefer to take it directly in the kitchen after the closing time. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3342 I am sorry...may I have another minute? Ever since Iger’s announcement, I have determined it’s not a good idea for me to rush things. 1.2619 0.05519 84 67 13 4
3343 I'll start with a Shirley Temple on the rocks. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3344 I'll take the cat,but without cheese... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3345 What is your offal of the day? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3346 But could I have it in a bowl instead of a plate? I’d hate to get this coat all sticky. 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
3347 Looks like my date ghosted. Dating apps huh? Can't trust anyone these days. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3348 Matter of fact, my cousin ran the kitchen for years 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3349 Squeak by with the cheese platter? Hilarious. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3350 Scalloped, not au gratin. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3351 I really hope we won’t lose our A rating over this. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3352 I don't see rat poison on the menu, so I don't expect to be served any. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3353 I'll have the dumpster plate special 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3354 May I see your Scavenger Menu? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3355 I have to catch a train, give me a slice of pizza to go 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3356 How’s the queso? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3357 I'll take the artisanal cheese platter. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3358 A wheel of cheese, please. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3359 Can you tell me what the cheese of the day is? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3360 ... and easy on the macaroni. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3361 One mac and cheese please but hold the pasta. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3362 Mr. Mickey, what would you like?" "The Clubhouse. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3363 Hi-ho the derry-o, the mouse takes the cheese. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3364 Is the Roquefort gluten free 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3365 I'll have the usual, Karla, but with a gluten-free bun. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3366 I hear your mousse is terrific. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3367 Actually, I prefer hummus over cheese nowadays. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3368 I don’t understand why you only have a C health department rating. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3369 I’ll try the chocolate mousse ... did I pronounce that right? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3370 I'll have the cheese board, followed by the fondue, and a nice stilton to top it off. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3371 And I'd like a pizza to go. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3372 Today I feel like a big cheese! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3373 How large is the Piece de Risistence? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3374 It sure is easy to get a table these days! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3375 I feel like I always go for the cheese board... Can you recommend something that won't make me feel trapped later on? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3376 But I want you to taste it first for poison. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3377 Could you serve it on a sewer grate? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3378 The usual,baked cat. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3379 I'll have the cheese plate without a trap. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3380 Actually, I'd prefer bottled. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3381 Oat crackers with sanitized cheese, please! Don't forget mini-sized sanitary wipes, ... or, I can nibble on regular human-size wipes to wipe my snout and whiskers! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3382 I'll start with a green salad. Just a note to the chef, I can't do anything with nuts or dairy. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3383 I was treated VERY poorly the last time I came in here, but I want you to know it wont affect your tip. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3384 And how do you feel about that? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3385 I'M BLIND AND WAITING FOR 2 FRIENDS 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3386 What is the chef not recommending? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3387 Yes, a wedge of Pule on a bed of wet pet food, two drops of honey in a dish of perrier. Also, please add several balls of cotton and about 2 yards of dental floss for takeout. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3388 Hold the holes. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3389 Just a little peanut butter,and hold the trap. 1.2619 0.05253 84 66 15 3
3390 Can you substitute cheese for the hamburger on a cheeseburger? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3391 Stacey, I'll take the diet plate today. My vet told me I put on a few ounces. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3392 There is no Camembert on the kid’s menu” 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3393 City Mouse told me y’all had quite the Gruyere grilled cheese... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3394 They asked me in to insure Coronavirus spacing 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3395 I'm waiting for my food taster. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3396 Haven't you heard? Disney World is closed. I'm Mickey's cousin, you have to serve me. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3397 A salad of Shredded Barr. Followed by Fricassee of Trump, for dessert a tiny slice of PencePie and A VERY LARGE BOWL OF LEMON SORBET TO CLEANSE MY PALATE. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3398 Are the rotten orange peels and egg shells organic? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3399 I know it says "shirt and shoes," but I eat here regularly. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3400 Sir, could you please squeak English? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3401 Just the cheese, please. And shut your trap. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3402 Do you take Discover? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3403 And if it comes in sizes, I'll have a large. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3404 It seems like you might need the business. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3405 Kind of pricey, but this is not a hole in the wall places I am used to! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3406 Would you reccomend the cheese? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3407 So what did the health inspector say about the kitchen? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3408 Can I have that order to go from off the kitchen floor? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3409 I thought I’d treat myself for my birthday .... 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3410 I'll just have whatever's stuck behind the fridge, thanks. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3411 Give me a moment - I'm waiting for my friend Tom". 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3412 I'll have a cheese omelette, please. Hold the eggs. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3413 How is the cheese plate prepared? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3414 But the menu says that you serve 'Chocolate Mouse.' 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3415 What do you recommend that is dairy free? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3416 No chocolate mousse? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3417 And this time, no hair ties. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3418 I'll have the cheese plate. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3419 Well, that other deli in town gives me the creeps! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3420 The normal, Ratatouille? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3421 I'll have the mousse 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3422 What is your mouse wine? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3423 How's the garbage plate here? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3424 Actually, they ordered the MOUSSE. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3425 Am feeling adventurous - what's the cheese plate like? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3426 Charcuterie... did I pronounce that right? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3427 I'm just looking for something to nibble on. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3428 I've heard so much about your pizza......... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3429 Don't worry, we haven't served it since that kids' movie. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3430 Hello kind ma'am. I am former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, and I would like to order the filet mignon. Now, I need your help. Last night, a witch tricked me and turned me into a talking rat. Bring me a priest so I may be rid of this curse. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3431 I'm going to an escape room after this. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3432 Something without cheese please. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3433 and crumb cake for dessert. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3434 How’s the fondue here? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3435 I'll have the Disney special. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3436 I'd like your freshest 33-gallon can, without the lid. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3437 I'll just have anything left over on others plates. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3438 I will have the ratatouille with a White Zinfandel. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3439 Pizza! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3440 I’ve come a long way since that pizza thing! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3441 May I see the cheese list, please? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3442 Is your mouse chow vegan? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3443 I've heard the cat-io e pepe is not bad. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3444 I take the assorted cheese platter, no trap please. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3445 Is the roasted cat domestic or imported? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3446 Mac and Cheese, hold the Mac. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3447 ...and I'd like it body temperature with the sauce on the side. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3448 I’d like the cheese tray, please. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3449 Well actually, my diet usually consists of fruit, seeds and grains. But I've been on the treadmill all day, so I WILL have the cheese course. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3450 ...with extra cheese. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3451 The cheese plate with cheese on the side, please. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3452 Is your pizza subway to table? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3453 The poached salmon and a flute of champagne 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3454 Is the Ratatouille gluten free? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3455 Remy, est toujours le Chef? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3456 Where’s Mini? I was hoping to have a drink with her after work. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3457 The chicken special looks good. Could you bring it in a garbage can? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3458 And I'll have that with catshup, please. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3459 I’ll have grated cheese over the baked cheese special, well done please. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3460 How's your Ratatouille this evening? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3461 A wheel of your finest Swiss cheese and a cup of cream, please. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3462 Do you want the catnip on the side? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3463 Baked Brie, Mac and Cheese,Cheese Fries, and Cheese Cake- on a plate please as I am getting tired of the trap. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3464 No cheese, please. I'm really sick of it. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3465 One grilled cheese over-easy A side of catnip. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3466 Can the Chef do anything with Cat for me please? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3467 Nuts, please. Shells on the side. 1.2593 0.04739 81 62 18 1
3468 Are you sure the inspectors have left the building? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3469 Just the cheese platter and a nice glass of red, thank you. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3470 Can I get that on a humane plate? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3471 ' Do you serve cat meat?' 1.2593 0.05351 81 64 14 3
3472 I'll start with the cheese and crackers. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3473 You only want a cheese plate? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3474 I, unfortunately, will be dining alone this evening. The Mrs. got her tail caught in a trap and died. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3475 Cheeseburger, but hold the cheese 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3476 Skip the Mac 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3477 What can you tell me about the charcuterie board? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3478 I'll have the large cheese platter - heavy on the swiss and light on the brie. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3479 I'll start with a roach salad, please. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3480 I'll have a cheese sandwich, hold the rat poison. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3481 I heard this place is a hole inn the wall. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3482 I just want cheese with my cheese 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3483 Is the vegan swiss free range? No, but the vats are aged to perfection. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3484 It's chocolate mousse not mouse, correct? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3485 The charcuterie board and a to go box 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3486 Is the peanut butter fondue crunchy? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3487 I'll have the cheddar benedict with extra hollandaise 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3488 Is chocolate mousse what I think it is? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3489 The tasting menu includes a cheese course? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3490 I'd like my cat blackened. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3491 I’d like the cheese fondue. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
3492 Would you recommend the Pinot Noir with the Swiss cheese platter? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3493 What,no cat! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3494 I'd like cheese with a side of bacon served on a sprung trap. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3495 I, for one, sure hope this wet-market to table thing sticks around. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3496 I'll have the cheese...free range, course. 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
3497 Ratatouille, of course, I love it! Ratatouille! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3498 I'll have the ratotulie! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3499 Yeah drink a little beer in a tavern, 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3500 Do you have any vegetarian options?" I've been skulking around the butcher shop all week 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3501 I'll have the cheese plate a'la mold. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3502 Of course, cheese, yes. 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
3503 First, the cheese board. Then the three cheese pizza. Finally, cheesecake. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3504 Let's go with your special, the ratatouille" 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3505 Catfish for me please. Go easy on fish. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3506 Does the cheese platter come with a trap on the side? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3507 I'm on the DASH diet. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3508 Just the cheese course but hold the trap. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3509 Filet of cat. Hold the corona virus,please. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
3510 Do you have a price fixed cheese menu? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3511 The set menu feels like a trap. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3512 Cheese Menu, Please. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3513 I'll have my burger medium rare, Swiss cheese. Got any Grey Poupon mustard? To drink . . . a Minnie Mouse Martini, very dry, with a rodent-tail twist. 1.2593 0.05351 81 64 14 3
3514 Yeah, I need a few more minutes. 1.2593 0.05351 81 64 14 3
3515 Do you take credit cards? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3516 A hard cheese board, please, and make it snappy! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3517 I'd like the grilled cheese on gluten-free bread... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3518 I’ll have the pommes puree de purell. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3519 Don't act so surprised. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3520 I'll have a vodka martini, straight up, blue cheese olives 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3521 I'll have the bacon, chocolate, dried fruit, gumdrops and peanut butter - pesticide free please - sans trap. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3522 I would like loin of cat smothered with cheese sauce. Rebecca Hawkins 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3523 What vegan cheese would you recommend? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3524 Double the cheese and no Catsup! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3525 I'll have a catsteak, medium-rare, please. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3526 It's raining masks, Hallelujah! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3527 Ham and cheese, please. Hold the ham. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3528 I'll just have that Blue Plate Special of table scraps. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3529 Is it aged cheese? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3530 I'll have a grilled cheese with extra cheese. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3531 I’ll start with the nibbles, thank you. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3532 Are the bugs locally sourced" 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3533 ...and the poison with cheddar for desert. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3534 I was hoping for country ham. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3535 I'll have the cheese plate special. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3536 How’s the ratatouille here? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3537 Long time I haven't seen you in town, Jerry. How's Tom been? Also working on a reboot? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3538 You might have seen me in the new remake of Steamboat Willie. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3539 I’ll take whatever the scrawny chef with a tall hat and balance problems makes. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3540 I'll have the cheese plate but without all the usual trappings. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3541 I’ll have the lasagna. Hold the noodles. Hold the meat. Hold the sauce. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3542 I'll take an Egg McMuffin, with extra cheese, if you please! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3543 I'll finish with the cheese course,please. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3544 Would you care to join me for a post-dinner scurry? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3545 Lady, I AM the health department! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3546 Hey whoever is in charge of reading these, just wanted to say stay safe! Lots of scary stuff going on in the world right now. But we'll get through this. Keep up the good work! -Dan 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3547 I don’t suppose you have something from the floor in the kitchen? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3548 'Delightful to get a reservation so easily... Will you be open tomorrow night as well? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3549 I want to taste the food I poop in. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3550 Sure, I'd love to test out a new menu item! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3551 I came in here because I'm so tired of leftovers. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3552 You wouldn't have ratatouille, by any chance, would you? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3553 My date will be here soon—I trust it won’t raise any eyebrows that she’s a cat? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3554 I'll have the grilled cheese, and hold the trap. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3555 «What do you have to nibble on? » 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3556 I must confess that I'm not comfortable in a restaurant that seats and serves rodents. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3557 I typically eat back of house, but your new menu deserves to be eaten fresh. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3558 Cheese pieces—hold the trap. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3559 It's not all bad, they're letting my host Kimmel next week. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3560 Thats one sugar water. Press the lever when you’re ready to order. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3561 Could I get the charcuterie board with no meats and twice as much cheese? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3562 I'll have the cheeseburger---no bun and no burger. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3563 You sure this isn’t a trap? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3564 Is it true all the appetizers here taste like shit? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3565 I'll have the cheese. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3566 I'll have the pizza slice, please, medium-dragged. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3567 Subway pizza gets tiresome 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3568 No, our cheese board does not have a spring on it. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3569 I'll just have the rest of what they're having. And a dish of the house wine. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3570 A slice of cheese please. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3571 I'll have a "Mousetrap" - with the cheese on the side, please. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3572 I'll have the grilled cheese without the trap. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3573 I'll have a cheese sandwich and I'm sure glad Mr. Katz no longer works here. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3574 Just a slice to go, please. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3575 No, MOUSSE. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3576 Are the artisanal cheeses served on a plate or in a trap? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3577 Thanks, Honey, I'll have the usual. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3578 Could I please have some cheese with that? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3579 May I please have the “Second mouse gets the cheese” dinner from the “Early Bird Special” menu? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3580 Strangely, I am allergic to cheese! Do you have any sautéed cat tails on the menu?" vndurfee@comcast.net. 781-329-938 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3581 ...but no "Government cheese", there's SO much of THAT stockpiled it gives me indigestion just thinking about it! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3582 That something or other, Moose looks tasty. Make it very rare, please. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3583 I'll have the lab blocks florentine 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3584 I'm waiting on a couple hundred more friends. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3585 Betcha didn't think that elephant would flee when I sat down. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3586 I'll have the cheese plate cut into tiny pieces, please. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3587 I’m starving . . . I’ll have the ratatouille! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3588 Such price? For rice? For mice? I would rather prefer old-fashioned way eating in the kitchen. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3589 I'll have the cheese plate, without the plate. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3590 Can you recommend a Bordeaux to pair with the leftover chicken bones? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3591 Cheese cheese and more cheese. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3592 Which wine would you pair with the cheese plate? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3593 It's refreshing to find a restaurant that's not a tourist trap. I'll take a wheel of Limburger with a side of peanut butter, please. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3594 ...and how's the réchauffé? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3595 I'll have the Grilled Ham and Cheese -- hold the grilled ham and bread! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3596 No Chocolate Mouse for me. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3597 Hey Cinderella, too much trouble at the castle? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3598 I'll have a cheese omelet on cheese toast with extra cheese sauce on the side and a slice of cheesecake for dessert. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3599 I'll try a nibble of your vegan cheese, now that I'm on a plant-based diet 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3600 I'll have last Thursdays special please. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3601 I'll have the ham and cheese. Hold the ham. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3602 How the hell can you not have a cheese plate? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3603 How's the foie cat here 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3604 Is the cheese plate of local origin? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3605 Can I have half of a grilled cheese sandwich? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3606 Can I substitute the chicken for cat? 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
3607 What’s in the mousetrap tonight? 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
3608 Roquefort on Swiss, Miss. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3609 Cat steak on rye. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3610 Please give me a glass of oat milk with two antivirals. 1.2530 0.05240 83 66 14 3
3611 Before I order, could I see your food hygiene rating please? I want to make sure this establishment is squeaky clean. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3612 I'm still waiting for the rest of my family. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3613 I'm from Britain. Do you have any Bubble and Squeak? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3614 A Chez sans Cheese?!? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3615 Don't worry, I've washed my hands. 1.2530 0.04645 83 64 18 1
3616 How do you prepare your ratatouille? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3617 I'll have a Minnie Mimosa, then a Mickey Finn, and then of course, the Ratatouille 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3618 What the hell. I'm feeling lucky. Give me the pickled bats ears, the chicken feet soup and Wuhan Ostrich eggs. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3619 I'd like the Gruyere please, with a side of Swiss 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3620 Honestly I can't read a single word... I'll just take a giant cheese wheel. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3621 I'll try the cat kebobs with a glass of merlot. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3622 I enjoyed that slice in the subway so much I thought I’d come in for a fresh one. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3623 Swiss cheese, please 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3624 I’ll have the Ratatouille, gruyère on the side, please. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
3625 ... then the cat proceeded to consume my partner, which is why I dine alone tonight. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3626 How often does the chef wash his hands? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3627 The usual, chocolate mousse, and cheesecake for desert. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3628 Are you sure the cheese is farm to floor? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3629 I'll take two orders of cheesy fries, oh and make that To Go! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3630 I will have the atouille, hold the rat 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3631 And no cheese on that please. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3632 a slice of cheese but with the trap on the side please 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3633 No, not the mouse … I'll have the mousse. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3634 I’d like a cat steak, medium-rare, with cream sauce. And for starters, the bowl of roasted Kibbles and a nice glass of cheese. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3635 A chocolate cake. That’s M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. Thanks. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3636 It’s not my first time eating your food, just my first time eating it inside instead of in the alley behind the kitchen. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3637 I will start with the cheese platter. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3638 Pizza Rat recommended the cheese board. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3639 A cheese omelet but hold the eggs. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3640 'And I'd like my pasta ro-denté please.' 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3641 Ratatouille with a side of cheese please. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3642 I’ll have the raclette. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3643 I trust you have dealt with Health Code issues. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3644 Bubonic Delight, please. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3645 I’ll have a toasted cheese sandwich; hold the bread. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3646 Sounds great! Can I get mouserella on that? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3647 I'll have a cheese omelette, cheese fondue, cheesecake...and the ratatouille 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3648 Does the croque monsieur have gluten? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3649 Is it made with real Touille 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3650 You spelled our name wrong! And hiw dare you offfer mousse cake for dessert! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3651 I'll start with the cheese course. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3652 Can I have the cheese board served in a mousetrap? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3653 I’ll take the 72oz ribeye. Medium rare. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3654 For starters, I'll have the garbage. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3655 Ratatouille is spelled incorrectly on the menu." 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3656 I'd like the "extra cheese add a dollar," please 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3657 Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Hold the Cheese 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3658 Could I make a large substitution on the charcuterie board? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3659 What makes you think I always want cheese on my fries? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3660 Cheese please. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3661 I'll have your finest hunk of cheddar with the trap on the side please. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3662 I already tried the cheese souffle when I was in the kitchen. How about an omelette du fromage 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3663 I’ll have the burrata appetizer, cheese pizza with extra cheese and Italian cheesecake for dessert. Oh, and do you have cheese tea? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3664 I'd like the ratatouille - without quite so much rat in it. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3665 I know it cliche, but do you serve pizza? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3666 Fondue, my dear. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3667 I‘love have the cheese fondue 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3668 Excuse me ma'am--your ratatouille isn't actually made of rats, is it? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3669 I'll just have the cheese plate, please. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3670 Cheese. Extra cheddar cheese on my burger. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3671 I’ll start with a basket of breadcrumbs. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3672 The usual please, without the floor dust seasoning 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3673 Do you want that with or without cheese? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3674 What comes with the Cheese Plate? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3675 I'm used to eating off the floor, what do you suggest off the menu? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3676 Can you give me a few minutes, I’m waiting for a friend? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3677 Catnip, catfish and catsup. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3678 I will just have the cheese plate appetizer and a draft pilsner beer please. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3679 I'm good with anything except ratatouille. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3680 I’ll have the leftovers from Table 9 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3681 I'd like a little whine to go with that cheese. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3682 I'll have the spinach souffle. Hold the spinach. Hold the eggs; extra cheese. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3683 Cheese plate..hold the plate, please 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3684 I’ll have Ratatouille, but go easy on the Rat. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3685 . . . oh, just a cheese burger--but hold the burger. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3686 Are your eggs cage free?” 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3687 I hate to be a tourist, but does the pizza rat come here often? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3688 Not to brag, but I'm enemies with the chef. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3689 Sorry, no, I didn't see that movie. Now for the appetizer I'd like . . . . 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3690 What do you have off-menu from the dumpster? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3691 The Victor cheese plate sounds tempting. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3692 Extra cheese on my burger, please 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3693 I am lactose intolerant . . . what are my options? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3694 Can I get that with Swiss instead of American? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3695 Is there catfish on the menu? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3696 I heard this was a cheesy restaurant. Why is there no cheese on the menu? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3697 Only organic, wild-caught cheeses, please. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3698 Can you tell me how many rats in your ratatouille? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3699 What do you like better the MOUSEaka or the RATatouille? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3700 Hey, why did you take cheesecake off the menu? 1.2500 0.04753 84 63 21 0
3701 I'll start with the chocolate mouse. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3702 Since I escaped the maze, I avoid cheese. I'll have the burger without it. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3703 I’ll have the cat tail soup and the cat burger with catchup on it”.Thank you 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3704 What's your most scrumbtious today? 1.2500 0.05322 84 67 14 3
3705 How's the cheese pizza tonight? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3706 I'll start with the cheese platter, please. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3707 Skip the entree and just toss me a few crumbs 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3708 I'll have your fondue special with extra cheese. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3709 Can you advise me on your selection of cheeses and what wines best complement which cheeses. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3710 My apologies, it does say Chocolate Mousse 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3711 Trap burger, please! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3712 Actually, I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3713 That does sound good but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3714 Why the look of surprise? I thought we’d all seen that movie by now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3715 I better be nice or you’ll nibble my food. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3716 I'll have my regular but this time could I have the hair on the side please? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3717 Yes I'm on Yelp and yes I'd love some free cheese. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3718 I'll have what they're having … with grated cheese on top. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3719 I'll have le chat au fromage 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3720 Coffee. Lots of cheese. Lots of sugar. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3721 Are the crumbs local? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3722 No, I haven't read that book, but I can assure you--it'll just be the one cookie. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3723 Are the crumbs gluten-free? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3724 No I'll be dining alone tonight. Please don't seat anyone TOO close! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3725 And I will have the chocolate mousse for dessert. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3726 I'll have the filet of feline with the catnip sauce on the side. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3727 Wow, I'd love some of your hair to adorn my nest! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3728 What kind of bacon do you like, sir? the one with no glue, please! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3729 Could I get the cheese balls as an entrée? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3730 Would you like some chocolate, mousse? 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
3731 Please ask the chef what the best trash scraps are. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
3732 I'll have a slice of pizza to go. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3733 Is the 'subway pizza' fresh? 1.2500 0.04105 84 66 17 1
3734 I ran off the couple who were here. Cheese please. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3735 I’ll have the chat au chocolat, please. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3736 Is the muledick good? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3737 I'll have the grilled ham and cheese on toast - hold the ham and toast; a cheeseburger - hold the burger and bun; and a cheese omelette - hold the omelette. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3738 Please make sure wash your hands, ma'am. Are you listening to me? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3739 Before you make an assumptions, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3740 Looks like I’ve tried it all, do you have anything off-menu? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3741 I want to order the chocolate pie, but it would kill me. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3742 I'll have the special, but skip the mousse 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3743 Double cheese plate 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3744 Kitty’s milk cheese platter please. And a glass of Meow Zinfandel. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3745 I’ll have 4 ounces of Pule with a side of Caciocavallo Podolico, please. 1.2500 0.05455 84 68 12 4
3746 I'll have the trap-and-cheese with no trap and extra cheese. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3747 Cheeseburger, loaded, with fries, and hold the beef. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3748 I've been dining in your kitchen for months, but thought I should finally try the full experience! 1.2500 0.05322 84 64 17 2
3749 Well, in that case, I'll have cheese with a side of cheese and a cup of cheese. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3750 I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich without the trap. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3751 I'll start with the cheese course. The mac and cheese with black truffles sounds interesting, and the cheese cake? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3752 Hmmm...I'm over subway pizza. Can chef do a peanut butter and cheese fondue? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3753 Gut nee rat-a-tool-e ? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3754 I said bring me a mousse. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3755 The Coulibiac Salmon with extra cheese, Please. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3756 What, the FUCK, is flan? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3757 I'll have whatever has the most cheese. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3758 Roguefort a la sauce de fromage, sil vous plait. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3759 Is that mousse or mouse on the menu? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3760 My tastes have evolved beyond subway station pizza. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3761 The Cheese and Hold the Maze 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3762 Why this menu? I already know everything you have in the kitchen. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3763 The print is so small, it’s like mice type. Do you have a pair of readers I can borrow? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3764 I do not want the cheese plate, you speciesist! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3765 I'll have the toasted cheese sandwich - easy on the bread 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3766 Is it always this difficult getting a table? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3767 For dessert I'll have the assorted cheese platter; NOT the chocolate mousse! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3768 Pizza, no autographs please. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3769 Is the catfish fresh? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3770 A cheese tray, please. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3771 I’ll have the cheese tray, hold the maze. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3772 In fact I will have the cheese board, but I don't want you think I'm one of those small-plates hipsters. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3773 The Ratatouille please. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3774 Ratatouille, please, hold the Mousse! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3775 I’ll have a grilled cheese, on whole wheat, hold the trap! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3776 Can you hold the mac? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3777 My cousin Charles is actually somewhat of a restaurateur himself. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3778 I'll have the lunch special without ratatouille. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3779 Could I get the cheese wedge with the trap on the side please? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3780 I read the reviews about the rats in the kitchen. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3781 something by a michelin star chef, french preferably 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3782 I'll wait to order when the country mouse arrives. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3783 Hold the mac! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3784 Anything without cheese? I’m vegan. 1.2400 0.04587 75 61 12 2
3785 How's your RATatouille today? Just kidding, I'll have a burger and fries. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3786 I'll have the scraps of the special tonight 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3787 What do you mean there is no cheese! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3788 I'll have the cheese board as my main 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3789 The bubble and squeak special, of course, and cup of coffee, black. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3790 Just because the Subway Rat likes pizza doesn't mean that ALL rats do. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3791 I'll have the cheese fondue. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3792 How is your cheese plate? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3793 I'll have the 5 cheese sampler served on a olive wood board. Hold the spring, please. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3794 I'll have the Muenster with a side of Swiss, please. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3795 I'd like the ratatouille, please. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3796 I'll have the New York Subway Style Pizza, please. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3797 I’ll have the cheese platter please! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3798 First, can you tell me what’s holding up this table. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3799 What do you recommend? 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
3800 Ok I’ll have the pizza! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3801 I won’t ask you about your real job, and you don’t ask me why I’m not ordering ratatouille, o.k.? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3802 I’ll have the plague pandemic plate special with a shot of immunization. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3803 I'll have the usual 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3804 I'll have the number 3 cheese sandwich, hold the mayo. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3805 Do you have plant-based cheese? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3806 I'll have a deep-fried KitKat ... hold the Kit. 1.2400 0.06532 75 61 8 5
3807 I’ll have the cheese platter. Hold the crackers. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3808 Thank goodness this restaurant is vegan, otherwise, they would've found me and put me somewhere under "Seafood." 1.2400 0.05802 75 62 9 4
3809 A corona, please" *cricket...cricket... 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3810 I bet you thought I'd order the cheese platter. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3811 I think I'll have the garbagee selecte a la refuge sauce with a side of poureed trifles." 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3812 yes, there will be more, always is 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3813 Are you serving ratatouille? My cousin came in here last week and I have not seen him since 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3814 How would you describe the vermincelli?" "An absolute knockout. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3815 I just want to be sure that you are charging pre-pandemic rates. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3816 I see you finally put a Health Code notice in your window. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3817 You have no-gender bathrooms, so I thought I'd give this a shot. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3818 Where are your disgusting options? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3819 Can I get the macaroni on the side? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3820 Excuse me - What is your cheese of the day? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3821 Tom's going to be late, but could I get a pot for the table? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3822 Anything but pizza. I've had my fill of that. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3823 The elephant in the room ran screaming out the door. Now, may I order? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3824 I'll just nibble on some cheese to start with. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3825 ...believe it or not, I'm allergic to cheese! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3826 What are your vegan options? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3827 Excellent options here, do you recommend the Parmigiano Reggiano or the Gruyere? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3828 What are you doing after work? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3829 Why the extra "s" in mouse for dessert? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3830 At what time are finished working? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3831 I'LL HAVE THE CHOCOLATE MOUSE. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3832 I’ll have the vermicelli but without the Trappist cheese, please. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3833 For dessert, would it be possible to get a slice of pizza to go? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3834 A slice of pepperoni pizza to go. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3835 What does the janitor recommend? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3836 Can I see the cheese list? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3837 What is your restaurant rating? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3838 Seriously, no Bollinger ‘62 ? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3839 Do you accept ‘Mousetercard’? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3840 I'll have the grilled catfish with a side of catsup! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3841 I hear you have the best Swiss in town! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3842 Do you have milk to go with the chocolate chip cookie? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3843 If it helps, think of me as a wingless four-legged pigeon with fur instead of feathers and a skinny naked tail. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3844 Can you do a cheeseburger but without the meat or bun? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3845 No, cheese. Could I see your vegan options? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3846 Whadda you got that's vegan, low-cal and doesn't cost a bundle? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3847 I'll have the cheese course. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3848 " One ratatoulile please!' " 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3849 It’s on the kids’ menu, isn’t it? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3850 I ordered the mousse not mouse 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3851 I’ll have the cheesesteak, hold the steak. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3852 Why does the moose get a muffin? I want a muffin! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3853 Could I have the cheese plate to start? 1.2400 0.04587 75 61 12 2
3854 A vodka martini, shaken not stirred, and the wine list, please. May I also ask that your valet park the Aston-Martin that's at the kerb. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3855 I'll have extra cheese with my Tarte Flambee, please. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3856 Cheeseburger. No catsup. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3857 I'd like the cheese, but hold the trap. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3858 I don’t want fromage. I just want cheese. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3859 You’re absolutely sure it’s spelled m-o-u-s-S-e? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3860 I prefer the selection at your Lexington Avenue - 53rd Street location 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3861 I’ll have whatever is sitting on top of the trash bin. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3862 Social distancing really does wonders! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3863 What’s in the ratatouille today? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3864 And which dumpster is the local Gruyère sourced from? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3865 What specials don't include cosmetics painted on my ears? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3866 If you just let me in the kitchen to fend for myself, I'll give you a great tip. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3867 I’m lactose intolerant so please hold the cheese. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3868 That’s right, ratatouille. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3869 Hold the lettuce, the tomato and the mayonnaise. Then hold the beef and the bun. Bring me the cheese, give me a check for the cheeseburger supreme, and you haven't broken any rules. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3870 I read on Yelp that this restaurant is popular with rats. 1.2329 0.05169 73 59 12 2
3871 What's the garbage of the day? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3872 Is this a trap? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3873 and what would that cheddar be on? “Uh....” 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3874 I'll have the French onion soup, but please hold the onions, broth and croutons. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3875 I was thinking of asking about the ratatouille but that might be too cheesy 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3876 What wine goes with cheese? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3877 Who is this chocolate mousse? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3878 I’m wondering about that large steaming garbage bag that I saw in dumpster out back. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3879 I'll have the cheese souffle. It's a big hit with us in the kitchen. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3880 I’ll have the three- cheese omelet. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3881 You shouldn't have given me that cookie. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3882 And for dessert, I’ll have the crumb brûlée 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3883 I'm a bit of a wine connaissewer myself, I do like a nice Peenot Noir. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3884 I'm a gluten-free, dairy-free, vegetarian but not necessarily a vegan. Can you accommodate that? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3885 I’ll have the assorted cheese platter, please. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3886 I'll take the cheese plate, hold the trap. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3887 ...and I'll have the pu pu platter, runny, please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3888 Your menu makes me homesick! So I'll have the Norwegian salmon. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3889 I happen to live here. What's your health department rating? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3890 I'll have the Cheese Plate with natural Swiss and a dollop of peanut butter on the side. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3891 Tonight I choose my own food and no eating on the run! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3892 Yes, I'll take the Grilled Cheese with Caramelized Onions, a side of. Mac & Cheese, and for dessert I will take the Cheesecake. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3893 The fondue would be wonderful, not overly hot, and a very small life jacket if you can find one! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3894 May I see your imported cheese list please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3895 The Cattail Special 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3896 I’ll have the garbage special with a side of hollandaise sauce. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3897 I'll just have the run of the cheese cart. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3898 I hope that if I order the cheese plate it won't be served on a concealed mouse trap 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3899 I'll have the cheese platter as my entree. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3900 I'll have the poutine with an extra side of cheese curds. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3901 Extra cheese, please, but on the side, not in the trap. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3902 Well no, I didn't tip the last time I was here, I'm a rat. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3903 Fondue is so mundane, don’t you agree? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3904 Do you recommend the cheese or peanut butter? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3905 I'll have the cheeseboard – hold the silverware. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3906 Could you help me with the menu? I usually get chased out before I’m seated.” 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3907 No cheese, please - I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3908 I'd like a burger with cheese, no mousetrap. 1.2329 0.05169 73 59 12 2
3909 Real cheese, not the fake stuff.” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3910 Just make sure the ham and cheese croissant does not have any Warfarin on it as a surprise topping this time sweetie! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3911 Since the coronavirus has overwhelmingly replaced the threat of rodents, I thought a harmless rat might enjoy an above ground decent meal 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3912 I'll have my signature dish: a slice of New York subway pizza. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3913 ...and for dessert, some Camembert with chocolate sauce. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3914 And what is the fromage du jour? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3915 What types of cheese are on the cheese plate? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3916 I'll have some of that cheese with all the holes in it that I didn't put in it and some of those biscuits with all the edges missing that I didn't chew off. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3917 I don't care if I lower your restaurant health grade! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3918 I'll have the cheese omelet in a rat's ass hurry please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3919 I'll rat you out to the FDA if that soup isn't hot, Denise. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3920 I'll have a slice of your finest cheese, hold the trap. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3921 I'm no longer just a silent infestor in this joint. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3922 Are you telling me there's no ratatouille on the menu? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3923 Rather than rooting around in the trash can, I want to come right to the source. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3924 Can I whine with my cheese? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3925 Is the cheese gluten-free? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3926 Can I get a side of cheese with my cheese? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3927 Are you sure the ratatouille has no rats in it? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3928 I’ll start with your Primary Vegetarian Appetizer Platter. For the main course I will scavenge in the kitchen.” 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3929 ...and a side of flies. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3930 Which cheeses highlight the charcuterie? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3931 Does cheese come with that too? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3932 I’ll have the catburger, extra cheese, hold the hairball. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3933 Forget the food. I have some advice for your mousy-colored hair. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3934 I'd like a "to-go" box, please. No food in it; just the box. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3935 I’ll have the second-generation anticoagulant rodenticide special, please, with an airsickness bag on the side.... 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3936 I'll have the bubonic special, please. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3937 A mouse in a human restaurant or a human in a mouse restaurant? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3938 I’d like the cheeseburger, rare, hold the burger. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3939 What's in your 'Cheese Board?' I'm looking for a good Pule. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3940 What's in your ratatouille? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3941 Any fresh garbage this evening? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3942 I'll have the Ratatouille with a side order of aged English Stilton... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3943 I presume you would like that with the chocolate mousse? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3944 Sorry, my date’s still on the subway 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3945 I heard the cheese here is to die for. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3946 I'll have whatever is leftover or on the ground....oh and what is your house wine? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3947 double cheese on toast, please 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3948 Just a wedge of cheese please. I am watching my girlish figure. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3949 I'm in the mood for an organic cat souffle" 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3950 Yeah uhm hi...can you like...I know this weird but can you put some salmon in a thermos? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3951 Are the fish and the chicken both mammal-free? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3952 How's the rotten cheese. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3953 What ever just fell on the floor and a black coffee!! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3954 I heard your cat is wonderful 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3955 I'll have the fondue, medium rare. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3956 Cheese!" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3957 I'd like the ratatouille with nibble-sized vegetables. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3958 Would you know if it's made from grass-fed cows? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3959 My dear 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3960 Can you make that without the cheese? I'm lactose intolerant... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3961 Can I get the cheesecake or the crumb cake without the cake? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3962 I'm expecting 300 friends. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3963 Are your rodent pellets locally sourced? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3964 Is your charcuterie trap-free? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3965 How's the cheese platter? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3966 Pizza Rat got all the press but I got the residuals." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3967 The macaroni and cheese tartare please! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3968 Actually we're all as different as we are alike. So, no, I actually don't want cheese added to that, but thanks! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3969 I'll have the cats meow 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3970 Yes, the brie is at its peak. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3971 And is that gluten free? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3972 Do you have anything that's all cheese? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3973 Tell your boss that the dessert menu spells 'mouse' wrong, but I was having the cheese platter anyway 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3974 I gotta eat quick so I can get back to the lab before they notice I've escaped. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3975 Just be thankful that I am paying for the food this time 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3976 I’d like a really well-aged sirloin, please. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3977 I would love to order the peanut butter-cheese sandwich, but I keep getting this feeling that it is a trap. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3978 I'll have "Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog. Thank you. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3979 I see here that you use Hook Cheese - I hope that's not a trap! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3980 Have you ever been to Cat-man-doo? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3981 Oh, so you think I'd like the cheese board do you? The nerve... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3982 'Bubble and squeak did you say, Sir?' 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3983 I'll have the grilled cheese,preferably gruyere,on upholstery with a side of electric cables,please. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3984 The cat is tempting, but I'm a Vegan now. Afraid I can't have the cheese, either. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3985 As your mayor, I'm pleased by your banning the large sodas! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3986 I'll have the food waste and a glass of Merlot, please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3987 "I'll have a mac'n'cheese. Leave out the macaroni." 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3988 I'm glad to see that mousse is no longer a menu option. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3989 Just water for now please. I'm expecting thirty-five family members to be joining me soon. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3990 I'll take the cheese plate, without the trap. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3991 Cheesy fries but hold the fries! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3992 I will have a bowl of French Onion Soup with extra cheese, hold onion and broth please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3993 Ill have the Brie, but with the trap on the side. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3994 I'll have the peanut butter without the trappings. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3995 I’d like a child’s portion cheese sandwich, hold the bread. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3996 Roquefort on rye" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3997 I’ll have your famous Cloaca Maxima! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3998 Which do you recommend, the boursin or the triple cream brie with your baguette? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3999 I’ll have blue cheese on the rocks! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4000 What do you take me for - a cannibal? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4001 I’ll just have what’s left on everyone else’s plates. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4002 I'll have catsup please 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4003 Droppings sauteed in butter please. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4004 'Well, that's reductive. The charcuterie board, actually.' 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4005 I’ll have the ‘pipsqueak’ special. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4006 I’ll have the chocolate mousse - with both esses. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4007 What do you have that isn't served in a trap? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4008 A bowl of rice krispies please 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4009 I’m having an anxiety attack, so skip the cheese and make it a double martini. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4010 I'll have the L-train special, Brooklyn-bound. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4011 What is your "year of the rat" special? Ratatouille, a cheese platter, and a rat race cocktail 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4012 Just a cheese sandwich please. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4013 What can you tell me about your restaurant's cleanliness standards? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4014 I would like a slice of your finest pizza. And could you make it to go?" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4015 Could I get that with the strychnine on the side? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4016 Thought I'd treat myself while quarantined. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4017 Do you have a mini menu? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4018 I've been looking for a new place to eat. I'm a bit tired of the kitchen. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4019 I’m no cannibal! I asked for mousse, not mouse! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4020 I'll have the house Chardonnay...and a Cheese Plate. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4021 Just a slice, please. To go. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4022 I would like the child size menu please. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4023 There was an elephant at the table when I arrived but he fled when he saw me!! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4024 I’d like the cheeseburger, extra cheese, hold the burger 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4025 I'll wait to order until my blind date, Mr. Katz arrives 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4026 ...what'r you doing after quarantine...? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4027 A cup of beer cheese soup, grilled cheese sandwich and for desert, cheesecake please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4028 I'd like the gorgonzola and pistachio salad without dressing,please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4029 And no cheese, please. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4030 Is your cheese platter made from organic dairy products from animals that are guaranteed to be 100% grass fed? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4031 Will you accept lunch vouchers from Disneyland? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4032 Is the cheese pasteurized? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4033 Which fruits and cheeses are included in the sampler plate? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4034 I'll have the ratatouille. But hold the rat. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4035 THIS is where the crumbs come from? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4036 Do you have a cheese charcuterie board? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4037 I'd like the cheesesteak and a cheesecake 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4038 eek- eek ....bubbles and squeak. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4039 Quattro formaggi. Hold the crust. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4040 Hi, I will get the canapés for the main and the macaroon all to myself for dessert please. I’ve got a full appetite today! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4041 I’ll have the ratatouille. Cheesecake for dessert. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4042 THIS" OMNIVORE ODYSSEY" SOUNDS TEMPTING!! MAY I SEE A WINE LIST,PLEASE? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4043 " [the mouse can't say anything because a cat got his tongue 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4044 I’m meeting a first date here- I hope she’s not a catfish! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4045 I would often eat here - though I never ordered from a menu – so I know what is good. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4046 My guests are coming soon, you my recognize them as your pest problem. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4047 I'll have pestilence with a side of fries. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4048 I'll have the Special. Heavy on the Lactose. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4049 Can I get the omelette without cheddar?I’ve given up dairy for Lent. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4050 I've been told a grilled cheese, when served hot, can be quite delicious! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4051 What's in your cheese platter? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4052 I’ll have the cat that ate the canary. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4053 Ever since the lactose intolerant diagnosis, this task has been really stressful for me. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4054 I believe I'll try the grilled cheese, please. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4055 Any recommendations, I'm as hungry as a horse? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4056 Exotic Cheese Medley... enticing 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4057 I'll have the chocolate mousse for desert. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4058 I’ll have the mouse-aka please. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4059 Is the trap bait organic? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4060 Who's working the dumpster tonight? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4061 Do you speak Vermin? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4062 No, we can’t mix everything on the menu up to taste like the dumpsters., 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4063 ... And one for the rodent. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4064 I'm impressed with your no cheese menu. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4065 How is your nuts selection? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4066 What's in season? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4067 You’re Abe Froman... the sausage king of Chicago 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4068 Thanks, but I'll skip the fondue; all of my friends who indulge in cheese have died rather gruesomely. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4069 I'll have the cheese dumplings and a martini. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4070 I'll have the charcuterie and a spoonful of peanut butter. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4071 I’ll have whatever is going bad and a dry martini. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4072 Let me see... How about the Cheese Platter? Is it any good? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4073 squeak squeaker squeak squeaking 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4074 Do you hav3 any year of the RAT specials? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4075 My grandad used to bring me here all the time! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4076 I’ll have the cheese soufflé, please. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4077 Is Camembert is an added extra? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4078 I know it sounds odd, but I'm lactose-intolerant. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4079 I'll begin with a nibble of your best Camembert. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4080 Bring me something from your best garbage pail! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4081 Just to be clear, your Ratatouille doesn't actually contain any rat? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4082 Tell me again your sanitizing process for viral pathogens. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4083 So I say,“ just once I’m gonna eat inside and not in the alley”. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4084 I'll have the feline pot pie with a side of mac and cheese." Don Linde La Verne, Ca note2don @ yahoo.com 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4085 It's so nice to have someone else in that damn maze for a change." 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4086 Now, just exactly what is ratatouille? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4087 I 'll start with the cheese course while I wait for my country cousin. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4088 I’ll have the Grand Slam. Hold the coffee. Can I get some milk? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4089 I know they don't usually go together, but I'll have the mousse with catsup. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4090 Can I get one broke college kid in NYC with a side of sloppy, cold pizza? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4091 Ahhhhhh give me the filet mignon and a bottle of your finest wine! Perhaps America has finally built a better mouse trap! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4092 I'll have the Mac n Cheese dinner with no Mac, and could I get it to go? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4093 I'll have the Ratatouille con Queso 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4094 I'll have the grilled cheese but please hold the bread and make it Swiss. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4095 I’ll have the mac n cheese from the Vermin’s section. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4096 I'll have the cheeseburger, cheese fries, and a slice of cheesecake. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4097 I'm not here for the ratatouille, can I see the cheese menu? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4098 Catfish. Nah, forget the fish. Just cat and keep it coming. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4099 What are today's cat specials? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4100 If you were a small, furry rodent what would you recommend? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4101 I'll have the mouse dressing. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4102 A gluten-free cookie with oat milk, please." 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4103 Assiette de fromage-san piège, s'il vous plaît. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4104 No,I would NOT like to start with the cheese plate, thank you very much! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4105 Waitress: Will you have that with cheese? Mouse: hell yes! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4106 No, seriously - has a cat got your tongue? Same thing happened to my husband last week. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4107 Gotta tell you, that "A" rating on the Dept of Health sign in the window really helps when I'm trying a new restaurant! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4108 Is the cheese aged on the floor, or in the cupboard? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4109 A friend told me your cheeses are to die for! But alas, I am lactose intolerant. Do you have any vegan options? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4110 ...and the dressing on the side, please. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4111 I'll have the Grade Pending. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4112 Do you have a children's menu? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4113 For a change, I will have the mousse. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4114 I'd like a cheeseburger with no bun, no hamburger, no pickles, onions or ketchup, and hold the mayo, please. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4115 I'll have what you set in your traps. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4116 I'll order a la carte. Let Chef select from today's dumpster specials. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4117 Grilled cheese with a side of jerky and a bowl of milk . 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4118 Just something light! How's the cat-nip? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4119 It's sort of a homecoming for me. Could I please have the omelet, with extra cheese 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4120 I'm on a subterranean diet so I"ll just have your garbage salad topped with fetid cheese. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4121 Anything but ratatouille please 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4122 My last sandwich had holes in the Swiss cheese. Do you have mice in the kitchen? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4123 Rat tartar. Hold the whiskers. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4124 Is Ratatouille what I think it is? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4125 Do you have a gluten free, dairy free, and nut free menu? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4126 Which wine pairs best with your cheese plate? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4127 Can I have the trap on the side? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4128 You know what I love about this menu? The pictures! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4129 I am NOT a pizza rat! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4130 i would like a block of cheese, no holes, some croutons, and a banana, hold the peel 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4131 Just the leftovers. I'm tired of going through the trash. Thanks! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4132 : "I'll have the cheese platter" 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4133 The mouse gets to eat the cheese and order it, too. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4134 I'll have the Tuna Tartare. No, it's not on the menu. Yes, you have it in the kitchen. It's delicious! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4135 Instead of getting trapped in the kitchen, I decided to live a little! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4136 I'd like cheese. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4137 I'll have the cheese...but please skip the copper & wood serving platter 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4138 I'll have a cheeseburger --without the burger. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4139 May I please be seated at the unwiped table to my left? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4140 Why do you have a 'B' rating? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4141 And how is the snake today? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4142 I’ll take the cheese plate, then for dessert I’ll take the cheese plate. I’d like to start with fondue for the appetizer... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4143 And finally, I’ll the the Cheesecake Nibbles from your Early Mouse Specials. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4144 YES! I am the mouse that pours! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4145 Ratatouille under Toque Blanche, please 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4146 Sweetheart There's a climate change committee at the window 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4147 Thanks so much for sanitizing all the tables and making sure this place is clean for me to dine here." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4148 I'd like cheeseburg sliders, welsh rarebit and some mac and cheese for the small plates with a glass of champagne. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4149 I'll just have the cheese plate, thank you. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4150 Swiss tofu? I'm vegan, not stupid. I know a hole when I see one. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4151 I'll have the cat flambé. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4152 My wish was to be radiant, I guess the Genie mis-heard me. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4153 What would you suggest for a mouse who's allergic to cheese? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4154 I’m lactose intolerant, do you have anything without cheese? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4155 Is Remy working? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4156 With or without cheese? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4157 Anything the chef has dropped on the floor that they are particularly proud of? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4158 Kitchen scraps a la mode please. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4159 I’ll try the Brie with a side of thinly shaved Romano. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4160 Please stop staring at my big ears. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4161 Ok, I'll have the ham & cheese. Hold the bread, hold the lettuce, hold the mayo and hold the ham". "You want a ham & cheese, but you want me to hold the ham???!" "Yup, an oh yeah, and hold the cheese... right between my skinny little lips! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4162 Can I get cheese on that? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4163 Corona? No, just kidding, it would be ridiculous if I ordered a Corona. Cheese plate. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4164 Mickey tells me the Stinking Bishop and Taylor’s 1970 pairing here is just heaven? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4165 It’s my first time out of the kitchen. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4166 I lot of people think I look like Mickey, but he’s just a country mouse and I’m, of course, a big city rat. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4167 May I please have the "Little Dirty Rat" breakfast special with a side of "I May Be A Cute Mouse" Hash? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4168 I'll have the cheese. Without the mouse trap, please. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4169 Can of trash please. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4170 Pizza rat opens first dine-in restaurant 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4171 The cheese plate would be the obvious choice, don't you thin?. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4172 I’ll have the grilled cheese please. Hold the bread. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4173 Wait until the FDA hears about these lighting fixtures. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4174 I'll have the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. Hold the steak. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4175 I'll have the macaroni and cheese please, hold the macaroni. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4176 So, I don’t see non-gluten! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4177 I'll have the luncheon Special, aged Wisconsin cheddar. Hold the fries-- and trap 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4178 The ratatouille sounds good, but dinner and a movie with you sounds even better. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4179 The menu is a real maze. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4180 What's in your ratatouille, if you don't mind my asking? Basil? Parsley? Steve? Joey? 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
4181 May I take the pad? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4182 I’ll have your cheese appetizer. And one to go. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4183 The Swiss reserve, please. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4184 My pal Tom said Yelp says you serve the best gourmet cheese board west of 3rd Avenue. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4185 Could I get a large order of rubbish with a side of scraps? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4186 I'll have the Ratatouille ro dente with cheese on the side. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4187 What a treat! I'm so accustomed to take-out. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4188 I've tried everything in the kitchen. How about getting creative with cat meat? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4189 I'll take the mouse, medium rare please. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4190 I’ll just nibble on a couple of starters 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4191 Yes, I know it's a bit unorthodox but I'd very much prefer no side salad with my burger. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4192 I'll have the wedge of cheese on a cedar plank. Hold the side bar please. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4193 I really hit the goldmine with that maze. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4194 I'll have the mouse potatoes. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4195 And my friends in the kitchen say 'hello.' Oops! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4196 I'd like a single slice of pizza to go, I've got a photo shoot. And this time, extra cheese, please. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4197 I think I’ll start with the cheese platter. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4198 I'll start off with some catnips 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4199 How putrid is your garbage? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4200 What do the squirrels like? I'll have that. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4201 Anything but ratatouille. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4202 As an appetizer I'll start with the floor sweepings. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4203 I'll start with the cheese platter and a glass of chardonnay while I wait for me lady. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4204 I know it’s cheesy but could I get a side plate of cheddar and swiss 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4205 I see your food is C grade. Well I’ll be the judge of that. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4206 And for dessert, I'll have the chocolate mouse, I mean moose. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4207 What do you recommend to a discerning vermin who identifies as an environmentally conscious vegan limited to one Scotch per day? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4208 Does the chef recommend the grilled cheese? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4209 Mac and cheese, hold the mac, please! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4210 I'll have the maize. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4211 I'll have the grilled cheese 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4212 I’ll pass on the cheese platter; I make that at home. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4213 I won't order just yet, I'm still waiting for my date. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4214 I will have the mouse au chocolat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4215 Just the bubble. Hold the squeak. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4216 Tell me about your fromage selection 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4217 What have you got without a maze? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4218 I’m going to wait to order until my friend the duck arrives. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4219 I gave up cheese for Lent. What do you suggest? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4220 Cat katsu would be nice. 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
4221 I heard the chef specializes in self-reflective food. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4222 What do you have without a spring? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4223 Reblochon. No, wait. Dorset Blue Vinny. Hang on. Make that half Double Gloucester and half Bleu de Bresse. Nah. Let's go with Pont L'Évêque and some Sage Derby. Who are we kidding? Liptauer? No! The Emental Grand Cru and a petit ballon rouge! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4224 Anything without gluten? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4225 Can I get extra cheese with that?" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4226 Something in cheese... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4227 I’ll have the cheese dessert. Hold the trap. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4228 is the Brie runny - I had hard trap cheese 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4229 Do you have any food that turns mice into humans? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4230 Got anymore of that pizza I heard so much about? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4231 I want everything that is leftover in the kitchen. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4232 Apple pay for this. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4233 You wouldn’t happen to have any kibble, would you? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4234 Today’s special seems a great deal more appetizing than what they serve in the maze. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4235 I 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4236 Catfish etouffee, hold the toof. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4237 I'll have the bottled water with a long metal straw. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4238 What are your specials? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4239 I'll have the spatchcocked cat. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4240 I'm not usually a picky eater, but are you serving tonight coronavirus creamy garlic chicken. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4241 They taught me to talk but I can't read yet so I LOVE this picture menu! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4242 No I did not say plague I said Corona 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4243 I've heard the ratatouille is fantastic. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4244 We do not serve unpasteurized cheese, sir. Can I suggest the Chinese fish salad instead? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4245 Is this is a set-up? Everything on the menu has cheese in it! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4246 Please make sure it's real cheddar on my sandwich. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4247 You kind of look like a rat yourself, miss. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4248 'I'll fuckin' have the uuhhhhhhh...raw carrot.' 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4249 Hi ! I’d like to start with the goat cheese salad, then I’ll have the cheese plate followed by the thick crust pizza with extra cheese and finish with the New York cheesecake. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4250 Tell Marvin it's me. Ask him to whip me up something special. Something cheesy! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4251 I'll do the cheese, but glue trap on the side please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4252 I'll have your entrée with the cheddar cheese chunks, please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4253 Do you have any cat? For once in my life I'd like to eat some cat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4254 I’d like the cheese plate with cheese pairings. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4255 Yes, I'm ready. I have about 10,000 friends who will be joining me in a few minutes and I'd like to get my order in now. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4256 Is there a discount on day-old trash? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4257 Does the cheese come with or without trap?" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4258 Bring me anything but cheese! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4259 I've just finished filming "Pizza Rat Two." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4260 Let's what a few minutes. Three friends are still trying to find the restaurant. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4261 Dare I ask what's in the ratatouille? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4262 How did you guess I would order the cheeseboard?" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4263 What's your mouse special? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4264 What do you mean no cheese? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4265 I'll take whatever you have that's not in a dumpster. One order here and seven to go, please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4266 And the cheese plate... no metal springs? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4267 Can I look at the "kitty" menu? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4268 Yes, I'll have a large order of human poison ...with a side of bacon 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4269 I'll have a grilled cheese with extra cheese, please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4270 I'll have the CATfish. Well done! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4271 Do you have vegan cheddar cheese? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4272 Is there a cheese special today? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4273 Is the blue cheese from the Eastside or is it local? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4274 Give me your finest charcuterie board! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4275 I'll take a farmer in the dell, please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4276 I’ll have some cheese, because I’m a mouse. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4277 What’s the vegan equivalent of cheesecake? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4278 I would like the 42 gram brie with a side order spring seeds. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4279 I’m sure the cheese board is to die for, but I’ll play it safe with the fondue. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4280 Show appreciation, honey. I'm a man. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4281 Does the cheese platter come booby-trapped? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4282 Do you think I could get a kids menu? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4283 What, no fondue? 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
4284 Can I get the macaroni and cheese with the macaroni on the side? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4285 I'm tired of cheese. Do you have any peanut butter? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4286 And what is your selection of lactose-free cheeses? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4287 It looks like I am on the menu again. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4288 ...and cheddar on the side for each entree. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4289 I'll tip extra if you don't tell the regulators. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4290 Just a shot should be plenty. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4291 Can I fill out a job application? I found the movie Ratatouille really inspirational. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4292 You know, my ancestors were the first to infest this place. To see the 1300s again... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4293 Well, that depends. How hungry are you? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4294 Do you offer something other than ratatouille? I'm getting quite sick of it... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4295 I'll have the Ratatouille paired with New York's fonest sewer water... s'il vous plaît .” 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4296 ... a bottle of catsup, not ketchup, for the fries, please and thanks . 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4297 No, the chocolate mousse! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4298 A piece of cheese, please, trapped between two slices of spring-loaded white bread. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4299 And for dessert I'll have the cheese plate, please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4300 Feeling adventurous today. I will have catfish. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4301 What do you have in way of a cheese dish? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4302 Some cheese with the whine, please. This is my night out. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4303 Talk to me about your charcuterie board 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4304 I'll have the chocolate mousse with a dollop of blue cheese. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4305 How are the dropped crumbs of cheese today? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4306 I'll have your finest pile of garbage 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4307 I'll take the grilled cheese special, please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4308 Do you have escargots? 1.2206 0.03209 68 57 10 1
4309 I'll just be ordering a la cat tonight, thanks! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4310 You have to guess what kind of omelette. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4311 I’m lactose intolerant, so I’ll have the Swiss, Parmesan and aged cheddar cheese plate, with my Pinot Noir. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4312 Is the Cat Special wild-caught, or farmed? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4313 Oh, I’m not hungry. I’m spying on my cheating wife. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4314 Do you have anything on the menu to beat anxiety? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4315 I'll have the cheeseboard special . . . and hold the spring. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4316 He's not too bright. I predict he'll order the chocolate mousse." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4317 Of course we don't serve food made from wild animals, bats and mice included. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4318 I'll have a cheese plate and the filet of cat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4319 I hate it when people stare. Have they never seen anyone dine on their own before? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4320 The Health Commissioner raved about this place, so I just had to try it. What's good? Oh... cat got your tongue? Been there. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4321 I'll have the cheese platter, but cut the trap. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4322 Just how much cheese do you have in the back? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4323 Hold the macaroni. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4324 Ratatouille?!?!? You're kidding me right?!?! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4325 I'll have the brisket of fresh garbage with a side of locally sourced detritis. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4326 Cheeseburger, please. Hold everything but the cheese. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4327 I'll have the double cheeseburger, hold the burger. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4328 I know this seems cliché, but I’ll have the cheese plate 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4329 Is the cheese plate available as an entrée? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4330 I’ll need a few minutes, I have others that will be joining me from the kitchen garbage can. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4331 Hiw ’bout ratatouille? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4332 Also, can you remove the wrapper? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4333 What happened to the cheese platter special ? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4334 Could you tell the maitre d'hotel that I'm expecting 20 close friends? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4335 I'll have some Parmesan with smoked cats's ears. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4336 One cat cheeseburger and hold the bun! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4337 I would like the chocolate mousse. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4338 Could I get the cheese plate, but without the artisanal spring-loaded mechanical device? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4339 Can you recommend something crummy? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4340 I don’t care how many cows cave mice could eat, I’ll just stick with the cheese sampler. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4341 Can you make it quick? I need to get back to a strike in front of Raynor by one o clock. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4342 Today I wold like to order the cheese plate but - hold the rat poison! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4343 I think you know what I'm getting. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4344 Does the cheese board have a spring and hammer, or just the cheese? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4345 Anything on the menu that's not on the floor? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4346 Last night’s cheese in the kitchen mouse trap was delicious so that is what I would like for my appetizer! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4347 I couldn't find your main course of "stewed cat." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4348 I would like the cheese plate. But could you ask the chef to leave out the glue or any spring activated bar mechanism? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4349 Does the cheese plate have springs? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4350 I think I’ll go ahead and try the bat soup, why the hell not? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4351 I can't believe it you look just like my aunt Sophie 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4352 I can not believe you already ran out of the garbage special! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4353 Are your subway sandwiches local or express? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4354 I'll have the White Stilton - top shelf I'd say. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4355 No, I would not like to try your ratatouille. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4356 I don't trust anything with cheese. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4357 You‘d be prettier if you smiled. 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
4358 I'll have the non-dairy cheese plate, hold the maze. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4359 I'll have the cheese plate, a grilled cheese, and--oh, yes, the chocolate-cheese souffle for dessert! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4360 Cattail soup please. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4361 I couldn’t find anything on the kitchen floor. I’ll have a cheese sandwich. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4362 I'm still waiting on 60 more. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4363 I'll have the cheese plate, trap on the side. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4364 I’ll have the cheeseburger but hold the cheese. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4365 I'm in the mood for Bubble and Squeak. Please bring me a glass of champagne. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4366 Is the trapped cheese fresh or sprung? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4367 I'll try the peanut butter on a cracker but "86" the trap. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4368 I'll have the cheese plate for an appetizer, cheese fondu for dinner and cheese cake for dessert. Actually, can you change all that, I'll just have the steak. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4369 Vegetarian Ratatouille please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4370 I'd like the cheese on a plate not a trap. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4371 The veal Parmigiana. But put everything on a side dish except the cheese. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4372 One slice of pepperoni to go, please. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4373 So there's no mistake, it's spelled m-o-u-s-s-e." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4374 I’m a little leery about cheese dishes these days. What else would you recommend? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4375 I am feeling carnivorous. I'll have the ratatouille. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4376 Wow, its cheaper if I just wait around the garbage cans. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4377 Instead of my usual pizza, why don't you surprise me today? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4378 I'll have the Swiss cheese omelet, please! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4379 Ratatouille, siv vous plait. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4380 I'll have fifteen grilled cheese sandwiches and a side of electrical wire please and thank you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4381 I'll have the cattail soufflé with catsup. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4382 Could I see your cheese menu, please? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4383 My pals in the back tell me the chicken parm is to die for 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4384 Eating in the kitchen is boring. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4385 I’ll have the mouse mousse, please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4386 Can you please fry me, put me on a plate with mashed potatoes and a little lemon and give it to the guy at that table? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4387 Could I have the Rat Paella please. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4388 No stinking cheese for me; steak! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4389 How fresh is your Extra Sharp New York Cheddar? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4390 Does this come with vermin? 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
4391 The catfish dinner, please, and for starters a doggie bag for my droppings. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4392 You really need to undate your cheese selections. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4393 I'll have the grilled cat burger with extra cheese, well done. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4394 Yes, I am aware that this is a dairy-free restaurant. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4395 I have a friend joining me, but I’d like a Mickey Mouse while I wait. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4396 Steak au Poivre with asparagus. Haha! Just kidding! I’ll have the cheese plate. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4397 I have some leftovers in the kitchen. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4398 Have you one of these in Rat? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4399 I'll have the grilled cheese, but hold the bread. I'm on a Low-Carb diet. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4400 Surprise me with something other than cheese. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4401 Your mousse au chocolat... is it made with artificial ingredients? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4402 I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich, hold the bread, hold the lettuce, hold the tomato, hold the mayo 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4403 The last time I was here, I had the plague.” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4404 Two hundred more of my party will be here shortly. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4405 Welcome to Meow Town, how can we serve you? " 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4406 At least I know a loss when I see one. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4407 I'll have the leftover special. Plus a coffee. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4408 Do you have something for a horse's ass? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4409 I'll take the cheese appetizer, with the trap on the side. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4410 I'll have the Chocolate Mouse...I mean Moussee. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4411 I will have the cheese appetizer. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4412 Tap is just fine." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4413 I'll have a glass of the mouse red. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4414 Bring me a cat, medium rare... 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4415 I need a more accessible menu. Do you have one with really small type? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4416 I'd like the "mouse"aka, please! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4417 ... Catsup or over easy ? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4418 The cheese taster, please... I’m hungry as a horse! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4419 I'll have a large block of cheese with a side of cheese. Cheesecake for dessert. Please hold the cake. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4420 Ratatouille please, but make it vegan. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4421 I’ll have the single chocolate mousse. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4422 I'll start with a Grey Goose Moscow Mouse, thank you! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4423 I'll have the roasted cat, please. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4424 For starters, I'll have the dormice à la Roman. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4425 I'll start with the peanut butter and cheddar cheese combo on the vintage Victor unset trap. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4426 I'll take a Dropped the Lemon Tart and decaf Americano. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4427 Do you have lactose-free cheese? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4428 I'll take a Corona, by the way you're out of soap in the men's bathroom. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4429 Does your soup come from a can, in the alley? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4430 Ratatouille wasn't the name of the rat, you're thinking of Ratatouille's monster 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4431 Sorry, sir, but the restaurant from Ratatouille is across the street. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4432 Hows the road pizza? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4433 Give me your Mighty Mouse grilled cheese and any leftovers to take-out for my family. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4434 Can I have my cheese medium-rare? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4435 Is the fondue fresh? 1.2121 0.04327 66 53 13 0
4436 I'll have the Roquefort, but hold the trap. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4437 Have you a dumpster special this evening? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4438 when you realize its Ratatouille all over agian 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4439 I’ll take the crumbs. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4440 Do you have freshly trapped human? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4441 Right now, the only wriggling in the team is your boss.” - Gordon Ramsey - anonymou 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4442 Is the soup gluten free? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4443 What’d ya say we head back to my place after your shift, Dollface? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4444 Okay fine. So just like Jack: Cheeseburger, hold the meat, the bun, the lettuce, the sauce, and the pickles. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4445 I thought this was a C-rated restaurant, not a seafood restaurant. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4446 Is the cat pate' fresh? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4447 I'll have the cheese platter; hold the rat poison 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4448 Yes, I want a cookie, and Laura Numeroff can go to hell! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4449 I want something with Peanut Butter! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4450 I'll have an order of ratatouille, but hold the rat! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4451 I'll have the Sewer Special. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4452 ....... and no cheese please. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4453 I’ll have what the pizza-rat had. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4454 Ratatouille please. Geoff. Rytell grytell@gmail.com 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4455 I'll have the subway special, on the rocks. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4456 And why is this called "A Better Mousetrap?" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4457 Crumpets, please, and catnip tea without the "nip". 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4458 Give me another five minutes before I order - I'm waiting for the other 2,000 members of my family to arrive. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4459 At least he's not a bat. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4460 ... and for dessert, I recommend our special cheese selection. It's to die for. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4461 For dessert, I'll have the Mousse Special. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4462 I'll have the cheese tray, hold the glue board. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4463 I'll have the cheese plate, but hold the Trappist cheese. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4464 Is the Ratatouille a vegetarian dish? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4465 Are you looking at my shadow! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4466 The Franzia will pair very nicely with your garbage, sir. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4467 The extra sharp Cheddar, a side of Fromanger d'Affinois and my Chardonnay with a flexible straw 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4468 I've enjoyed your dumpster, but this is my first visit to your dining room. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4469 Who ever heard of a Chocolate Mouse?? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4470 I know you don’t serve mice here. I want the cheese plate. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4471 Is the cheese served out of the trap? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4472 I was going to order a tall drink of water but I see you've anticipated me. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4473 I'll have the Russian Blue martini and a cheese flight. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4474 Hiya toots. I'll have all da cockroaches 'n' spiders 'n' slugs you got in da kitchen - soived wid a nice garlic sauce. An' a side a fresh salad - wid a few caterpillars sprinked on da top. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4475 I’ll take the subway. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4476 I was supposed to meet a blind date here, but I think she's the elephant who just ran out. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4477 Burger and fries, hold the Cat-soup. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4478 I just sprang a trap. Some of your best cheese flavored Prosecco please. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4479 Christ, what an asshole. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4480 If you hear a bell ringing let me know. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4481 I'll have the pellets, ala carte, and the Chardonnay drip. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4482 I'd like a Mozarella with Swiss, and hold the Mickey Finn. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4483 Y’all serve chili dogs? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4484 Do you have a Braille menu? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4485 Can I see the cheese menu? The ratatouille seems like a lot tonight. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4486 I hear the ratatouille is nice. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4487 How rude of you to assume that I'm going to order the cheese platter! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4488 I'll have a tuna melt on rye and a Coke, please. Thanks. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4489 Swiss cheese, please, with the holes on he side 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4490 eyyyy im the fuckin' rat from rattatoie!! Just KIidding im actaully not that rat. You've been fooled again! *Vin Diesel changes out of his Rat costume* 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4491 In a baritone "Eggs and sausage and a side of toast; coffee and a roll; hash brown potatoes, chili in a bowl; burger and fries, what kind of pie? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4492 I'll have the local, artisanal cheese plate. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4493 I'm not eating here unless there are mice in the kitchen. I only support equal opportunity employers. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4494 I’ll have the mousse nut. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4495 What wine pairing is suggested with the Frutti di Dumpster? 1.2031 0.05968 64 52 9 2
4496 I promise I won't tell on you if you think the food here sucks........ 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4497 Got any cheese? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4498 I can talk, but you're fixated on my ears?! What about my one freakishly long foreleg? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4499 I'll have what Pizza Rat has... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4500 I'll have the double cheeseburger. Hold the meat and the roll. Also, no pickle or fries. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4501 Yes sir, we can add cheese to the pussy pot pie. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4502 I feel like a little mousse today!" 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4503 I’ll have the cheesed the cheese plate, hold the cutlery. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4504 One large piece of Pizza, served on a mini staircase, please! " J K Fuller. Genoa, N 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4505 And a side of the plague 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4506 What part of "fromage" don't you understand? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4507 I know it's cliche, but I'll have the cheese plate with a side of peanut butter. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4508 Large dish of ratatouille with cheese. Thanks 1.2000 0.01550 65 58 7 0
4509 After careful consideration, I'll take the cheese plate. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4510 I don’t like cheese any more since my narrow escape. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4511 I'd like a large bottle of Catsup, please 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4512 Yes, I have decided: Feline flambé medium rare, Camemberte on the side, and chocolate mousse for dessert. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4513 Can I bring my own wine? Bob Karsh, Clayton, M 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4514 I'll have the cheesy doodles. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4515 I'll have all of your cheese fondue. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4516 He couldn't make it this week. Something about an anvil. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4517 I’ll have the Cheese Ratatouille with a side order of pepper jack string cheese thank you. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4518 May I please see your cheese list' 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4519 Wow, Disney World is great. I'd like the ratatouille please. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4520 The Pied Piper and several hundred of my friends will be joining me. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4521 I've been diagnosed as lactose intolerant. Let's skip the cheese course this time, Silvia. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4522 I’m in the mood for something cheesy. What do you suggest? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4523 I'll have the cheese with a side of mac. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4524 I'll have the garbage, extra fresh, plus a side of moldy bread. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4525 I'll have my cheese plate without the trap, please. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4526 Lettuce and tomato only. I’m trying to stay away from cheese. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4527 ..so I said, "Takeaway pizza and subway alcohol - enough already, its killing me!" Bring on the cheeseboard..! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4528 Really? You say the Gouda cheese is 'fine'? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4529 Does the cheese board come with a spring mechanism? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4530 How's the Yersinia pesto? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4531 Do you recommend the cheesecake, the cheeseburger or the cheese omelette? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4532 Hold the cheese! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4533 You heard me: chocolate MOUSE. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4534 I,ll have a bacon, cheddar,and tomato omelet, hold the cheese. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4535 I'll have some Kimcheese! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4536 Do you still have that cat special? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4537 I'll have the macaroni and cheese with extra cheese, and hold the macaroni. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4538 For my appetizer I'd like the crumbs from the kitchen floor and a side of cheese … please. Thank you, ma'am! 1.1970 0.04691 66 55 10 1
4539 I'll have the cheese plate, and a glass of Pinot Noir, please. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4540 I'll start with a glass of your best mouscatel or catawba wine. With a stinky cheese plate. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4541 I heard a rumor that this place served rats. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4542 I'll have the cheese souffle´, please. Hold the souffle´. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4543 We'll be ready to order momentarily upon my date's return from the dumpster 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4544 I'll have the grilled cheese, no trap, please. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4545 Is the cheese trap-free? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4546 The Pizza Special! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4547 If I can prove we're not really blind, will you keep the carving knives in the kitchen? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4548 Any chance that the cave-aged gruyere is available in a child -sized portion? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4549 I've sworn off off dairy, bring me the cheese free lasagna. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4550 Yes, of course, with cheese. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4551 I would like a serving of your vegan gluten free swiss cheese, please. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4552 I'll have everything on the kitchen floor, the contents of the of the garbage can to go and any left over cab sav while I wait. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4553 Oh, Heigh. I'm just in from the Dell, thank you. I'll have the cheese. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4554 Have you got ratatouille? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4555 The cheese omelet, please, without the eggs. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4556 Do you have a mouse's portion? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4557 Do you have any dairy-free cheese? I'm lactose-intolerant. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4558 Is this the vegan menu ? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4559 You have mouse? Sir, that says mousse 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4560 I'll have the cheese omelet breakfast. Hold the omelet. Hold the bacon. Hold the toast. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4561 I'll have just about enough. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4562 Look, just skip the cat and gimme the nip. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4563 Don't forget the extra cheese. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4564 I'll have the ratatouille - sans rat. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4565 Cheese, but without any of the trappings. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4566 And I'm guessing you'll want a glass of milk with that? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4567 No specials today? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4568 Could I have your grilled cheese sandwich, queso fundido, and saganaki, hold the bread? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4569 Oh wait, can we take a paws in the order? I need to go wash my hands. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4570 Do you have anything that’s not lactose free? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4571 You wouldn’t refuse to serve the city health inspector, would you? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4572 I'll have the chocolate cake and some "I Scream" please. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4573 No - no food allergies nor special occasion 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4574 Could I have a seat near the wainscoting? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4575 I 'm happy to see you serving mousse, but plural mouse is simply mouse, and I’ve never been strawberry. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4576 hold the Blue Cheese Salad Dressing 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4577 The wife will be here soon. We have 100 little ones. You know how that goes. Anyhoo, is it chauvinist of me to order for her? She’ll take the cheesecake...hold the ‘cake.’ We’re watching her weight. ...You said you saw Mickey here last week? Nice. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4578 Is the cheese platter vegan? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4579 No, Remy is my 18th cousin. I actually hate ratatouille. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4580 When Ratatouille Goes to Far 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4581 Do you serve mice here? Asking for a friend. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4582 I'm a directionally-challenged maze rat, so yes, I'm hungry. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4583 I am pleased to see there is more than on 's' in the mousse cake 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4584 Toasted cheese sandwich. Hold the lettuce, hold the tomato, and hold the toast between your knees. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4585 Is this a tourist trap? The word 'trap' makes me nervous. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4586 Can you tell me about your trap-free options? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4587 Can you come back? I'm waiting for an infestation. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4588 Overheard people complaining you serve really "small portions". I thought "poifect" with my new diet. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4589 What do you have that's vegan? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4590 I’ll have the grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwich; and hold the trap, please. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4591 Just a burger, hold the cheese. Believe it or not, I’m lactose intolerant . 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4592 I feel like I'm trapped into eating cheese! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4593 ... and hold the d-Con. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4594 What do you have on tap? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4595 Oh, no worries. Most of my staff don't know what I look like. Usually I'm hiding under my assistant's hat. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4596 No food yet. But a triple martini while I wait for my friends. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4597 I’ll have the Cheese plate and a glass of Chardonnay. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4598 Hi-ho, the derry-o…I'll take the cheese. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4599 I'll have the ratatouille, please." Oliver Irwin Vancouver, B.C 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4600 Well if that's your policy, don't advertise as a hole-in-the-wall diner! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4601 I’m just curious, are the cheeses on the menu pasteurized?” 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4602 Is the moldy cheese fresh? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4603 I’ll have the ratatouille,hold the rat. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4604 I’ll have the cheeseburger. Hold the burger. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4605 I'm the chocolate mouse that Tom ordered. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4606 I got tired of that ratatouille restaurant. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4607 Iv'e got 50 relatives out back. I'm wanna get the jump on them. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4608 How did you know I wanted the mousse? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4609 So you're saying I shouldn't get the Ratatouille? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4610 Yes, I'm from out of town. How did you know? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4611 I thought I told you to stay in the kitchen. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4612 Oh, any old cheese is fine, but the board cannot be from a factory that also processes metal parts." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4613 The cat next door recommended the cheeseburger deluxe. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4614 I’m just as surprised as you are, Karen 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4615 Of course, all of our cheeses are trap free. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4616 Salad. Blue cheese and Roquefort dressing 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4617 Why can't I have the menu which doesn't have a maze? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4618 Ham sandwich. Make it quick, Zelda. I've got to get back to my job at the New Yorker Caption Cartoon Contest. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4619 Just coffee for now; I'm waiting for Minnie to get here. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4620 I just didn't feel like cooking today 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4621 The subway is closed today so I’m here for some pizza with extra cheese. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4622 I feel better. I thought the menu said you served 'chocolate mouse' ! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4623 I'll have the cheese board with the side of a health code violation. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4624 What kinds of cheese? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4625 A double order of cheese fondue. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4626 A half slice of rotten pizza, three pieces of popcorn, and some cheese - hold the trap. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4627 My friends know I'm drawn to a good hole in the wall! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4628 What does "fromage" mean? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4629 While it's nice of you to serve me, you just failed the public health inspection. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4630 I'll order ahead for my friends...one Cheese Souffle with 12 plates. Oh, and separate checks please. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4631 I will take cheese but hold the mousetraps. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4632 Organic please.GMOs and my tummy don't dance. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4633 Can I have the cheese platter and the tissue box? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4634 I’ll take the cheese, medium rare. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4635 I'll start with the mozerell sticks, then some cheese soup, followed by the cheese fondue and finally some cheesecake! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4636 I’ll have the Feline Frappe to start. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4637 If the menu wasn't cheesy, I wouldn't be here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4638 I am tempted to order the chocolate mousse but I’m afraid might get a relative. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4639 Do you have a vegan menu? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4640 D-Con as an appetizer? Get me the manager. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4641 Thanks, I'm good for now. I'll get some dessert later in the kitchen. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4642 I’ll have the crepe au fromage, but hold the crepe. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4643 I'll start with a cookie. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4644 I'll have the charcuterie board, please. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4645 squeak squeak squeak 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4646 You mean to tell you don't have ratatouille? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4647 Does your meat come from free-range animals? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4648 From a cultural appropriation point of view, I'm glad to see you've removed Ratatouille from your menu. And I say that as a mouse. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4649 Hmm, ratatouille... you’ll be hearing from my lawyer! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4650 I’d like the vegan cheese made from cashews, please and can I have it delivered to a little hole in the wall ? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4651 One plain cheese, please. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4652 I am sick and tired of scraps in the kitchen! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4653 Micecream Please! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4654 Can I get the trap on the side? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4655 Sir, it's true this is a cashless restaurant, but how exactly are you planning on paying for lunch? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4656 May I please speak to the Mouse-ter Sommelier about a wine & cheese pairing? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4657 ¿Got mofongo? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4658 I’ll have the tuna melt. Hold the tuna, the mayo, and the bread. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4659 I saw the movie "Cats" last night. I liked it, it stunk like Limburger, and it was real cheesy. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4660 My brother, Micky, told me that the grilled cheese was to die for. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4661 I'm wanting something vegan, locally sourced and, of course, organically grown, sustainable, and aged about 6 weeks. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4662 So, what is this "chocolate mousse" anyway? Is that something I should be worried about or is it some kind of foreign thing? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4663 And what are your lactose-free options? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4664 I’ll skip the specials, but I’ll take a plate of your finest refuse. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4665 I'm ready for something different. I'll eat my dinner here, on a plate. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4666 Is that "mousse" with one 's' or two? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4667 Gosh, I can't decide—what are all the other mice having? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4668 Glad to see that you use a better brand of Gorgonzola than in the traps out back. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4669 Does the chef have to melt the Swiss in the chicken cordon bleu? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4670 My best friend ratted on me, so what kind of comfort food do you have? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4671 Gimme the Mac and cheese; hold the mac 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4672 I'll have the 'second-mouse-cheese' special. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4673 I'll have the grilled cheese, light on the bread please 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4674 I’ll have the fromage con queso, please hold the trap. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4675 Please don't tell my family I'm here. 1.1967 0.04259 61 50 11 0
4676 Grilled cheese sandwich, hold the bread. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4677 I’m a friend of the chefs. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4678 I’d like a cheeseburger-hold the burger. To drink, I’ll have a Corona-hold the virus. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4679 I’ll have the 14-cheese ravioli and a glass of peanut wine. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4680 Bring me the baked brie and a side of crumbs....oh, gluten-free, please. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4681 I’ll have “The Mickey”. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4682 For my main course i’ll have the cat-elloni 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4683 I'll have a large cheese pizza; leave the leftovers outside. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4684 I’d like a selection from your oldest trash, please ... oh, and include some rotting fish heads! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4685 So happy I am not on the menu any more! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4686 Bring me anything not made with the chef's mice en place. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4687 I am afraid I am lactose intolerant, so forget the cheese, however, gluten does not bother me. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4688 I, too, was born on the Year of the Rat. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4689 I'm sorry you don't get many humans in here anymore, but this really beats scurrying for my dinner. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4690 All that Cheese sounds great but I keep worrying it might be a trap 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4691 Have you got anything dairy-free? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4692 Do you know if there's a cat who would like to split a cheese hamburger? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4693 I'll take the deep-fried cat with mustard sauce. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4694 First question... Do cats dine here often? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4695 ...AND FOR DESSERT, OF COURSE, THE MOUSSE! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4696 And please don+ 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4697 No seriously, hold the burger but I want extra cheese 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4698 I’ll have the usual but hold the trap this time. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4699 Can I get that with no cheese? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4700 I'll have your Vegan Blueberry pancakes. My dietitian advised me to cut down on cheese and fats. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4701 I'm here to discuss a trademark violation. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4702 Not cheese I’m a vegan 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4703 Do you carry mouse portions? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4704 Cheese omelette - but hold the eggs. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4705 Canyon got me out of here in time to catch Cats? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4706 This is so not worth minimum wage 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4707 Coronavirus has got them quarantined at home 24/7 so I'm the one that has to eat out. Deborah B., Jamaica ,NY 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4708 I can't find the cheese. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4709 I’ll have Cheese-its with my omelette, please. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4710 ...Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4711 I'll start with a plate of the house cheddar. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4712 I'd like the cheese toast with extra cheese. Oh yeah, and please hold the toast. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4713 To be honest, I am bored silly with al fresco dining. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4714 What is this week’s subway platform special? David Vlahov , NY NY Dvlahov@ne.com 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4715 Artisanal cheese plate please. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4716 I'll have the usual mouse bites. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4717 Hmmm, maybe tell me about the cheese special. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4718 I wasn’t listening carefully...your menu options have changed! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4719 What wine would compliment the Rubbermaid du Jour? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4720 Coronavirus is working well for me 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4721 I”ll have whatever the ritchen is getting ready to throw out. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4722 I'll have the Ratatouille with a glass of Cre'mant. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4723 Go on, admit it: you expected me to get the grilled cheese, didn't you? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4724 Is the cat fish head on or head off? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4725 Cheese and no trap" 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4726 I Don’t want the cheese plate. Do you think I’m a Mouse. Humans so ignorant. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4727 I’ll have the assorted cheese plate, but skip the fruit and crackers. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4728 No thank you, I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4729 Hey Jeff. You're off work today? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4730 I’ll have that cheese special again, but this time I’d like it without trap. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4731 How is the cheese sandwich prepared? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4732 Margalot is joining me, but it seems her flight was delayed. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4733 Pizza with a fork and knife, please -- this ain't the subway 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4734 ...and stop staring 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4735 Martha, I know I usually don’t bother you at work, but... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4736 How about we leave the cheese off the burger this time? That stuff is dairy crack. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4737 Rat poison, please - I want to die! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4738 I'm lactose intolerant. What do you suggest? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4739 I'll have the vegan cheese dish. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4740 Would the mousse be too apropos? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4741 Yes, I'll have the New York style cheesecake please and hold the cake. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4742 I'll take a Corona, hold the virus. Thank you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4743 I suppose a slice of 'za would be a little too "on the nose"? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4744 I’ll have the ‘RATatouille’! Get it? Ha, Ha, Ha! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4745 I’d also like to take 500 orders to go please with extra cheese! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4746 A cheeseburger, please, and hold the beef. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4747 I’ll have the roast cat with cheese please! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4748 On the side, please. They'll know it's for me. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4749 Just to be clear, that's a la carte, not a typo? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4750 How is the hand sanitizer done? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4751 I want you to hold it between your knees. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4752 Forgive me but do you smell a rat? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4753 If the "Keto version" means I get the cheese without the rest of the mousetrap, then YES! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4754 My dear friend Patton Oswalt has urged me to try the confit byaldi. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4755 I'd like the cheese plate with a glass of Port, please. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4756 I'm hoping to try CAT - fried, roasted or boiled! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4757 I will have the ratatouille please 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4758 Is the cheese plate gluten free? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4759 I’ll have the cheese pizza. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4760 I'll have vegan garbage. Hold the warfarin. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4761 Can I get the mouse special with a side of french fries 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4762 Statistically, you are much more likely to die in a car crash. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4763 I'll have the caprese salad...hold the tomatoes. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4764 And my third wish, and see, this is where I went wrong, was to have a mousier disposition. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4765 Quattro frommaggio, Senorita, and please set the table, irrespective of who your customer is. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4766 I'll have cat whisker soup with a side of inferno hot cats' paws. Susan Thomson 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4767 Rare," thank you 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4768 Your restaurant is so clean I could only come in as a customer. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4769 I'm going vegan now. Can you replace cheese with tofu? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4770 Piece of cheese, hold the trap." 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4771 Any cat on special? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4772 The Chèvre Chaud, please, and a Croque Monsieur, but hold the ham. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4773 How freshly dropped on the floor is your cheese? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4774 Yes, I'd like to infest your finest cheese please 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4775 I don't believe in tipping. Let's just get that out of the way. In lieu of starting my own restaurant where employees are paid a living wage, I will be using any hiccups in your service as a means of validation. Is it okay if I just do cocktails? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4776 I'll have dropped cheese on stale rye, wheat, or devitalized white, Thanks 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
4777 I tried to resist...but I gotta order the milk after that cookie 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4778 I understand Friskie went vegan so I’m fine. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4779 What's your cheese of the day? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4780 Could you come back later ? I am waiting for my wife who is arriving by the tube. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4781 I don't worry about cats and dogs. What have you got today that's Gluten Free? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4782 I’ll skip the starter and main course. One cheeseboard please! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4783 How's the Tail of a Cat Roulade today? I've always wanted to try that! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4784 ...ants without the cheese, please. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4785 Do you have cheese cake? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4786 I'll have a Martini on the rocks with 3 cheese balls. Hold the onions. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4787 I don't even like following orders I give myself. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4788 I'll have the tuna melt. Hold the mayo, pickles, bread, and tuna. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4789 "I'd like a carafe of the house Merlot to accompany my assorted cheese platter." 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4790 Can I get the cheeseburger, without the burger, leave the cheese? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4791 Oh, I am allergic to cheese! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4792 The cat’s off? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4793 I’ll have a cheeseburger but hold the burger. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4794 I'd like the assorted cheese plate, please. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4795 The word "mousse" has a typo in it. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4796 That's right, I'd like to try the mousse. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4797 'Got to be the ratatouille!' 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4798 Question: If I order the chicken, can I get that served on a cheese plate? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4799 What do you have besides beer and pretzels? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4800 And hold the bread, cheese, and mayo. I'm gluco-ovo-lactose intolerant. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4801 I'll have the walnuts flambe with a glass of your house wine! Merci! Merci! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4802 I’ll take a large grilled cheese over easy, please. And make it snappy, huh? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4803 I'll have the cheese platter, but hold the trap. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4804 WHAT?! I can't get my half cheesecake half crumb cake special ? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4805 I am not lactose intolerant.I will have a croque-monsieur.” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4806 I'll have the Petite Cheese Soufflé, please. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4807 Now, you’re sure it’s not ‘Moose’? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4808 Can you serve that without cheese? I'm going vegan. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4809 I’ll just have my usual! Go into the chef’s pantry and rip open whatever gourmet goodie smells the best! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4810 No, I'm not blind! But I am waiting for my blind date. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4811 I’ll have the free-range cat, declawed with extra cheese. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4812 Does that come with one positive reinforcer or two? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4813 I'm watching my dairy..I'll have the cheese wheel, go easy on the cheese... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4814 Like I'll pass on the chocolate mouse. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4815 Is your barn owl fresh? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4816 Braised cattail looks good. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4817 Any allergies? I am lactose intolerant. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4818 Please bring me the cheese menu. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4819 What's today's cheese special? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4820 Is the cheese here served without a trap? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4821 Well you see i'm dairy free 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4822 Can I get Cheddar cheese with some grains on the side? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4823 This might surprise you, but I hate macaroni and cheese! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4824 Thank you, I’d take the cheese plate. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4825 I'll have the catgut with catsup. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4826 I'll have the cheeseburger...hold the burger and the bun. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4827 Now, is the insulation fresh or fresh frozen? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4828 How about the cheese plate? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4829 For starters the cheese course. As an entrée.... um... Ah! The cheese course. And for afters, the cheese course, please. What do you recommend for wine? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4830 I’ll have the Chaesar salad, please. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4831 I’d like the cheese tray, but the trap on the side! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4832 Something quick and cheesy and hold the food inspector. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4833 I've considered going vegan, but it's just not going to work. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4834 I will have catfish and peanut butter to start with. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4835 Do you serve chocolate mousse to chocolate mice? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4836 I'd like Feta the Cheeseball with the hair of a kitten, ,& uh, baste some extra squeak on it. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4837 What the heck, let's give the regular burger a whirl." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4838 Pi = 3.14159265359. Oh, I thought this said MENSA. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4839 You've heard of Pizza Rat, that's me 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4840 Would you care for pizza with the cheese? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4841 I'll start with the cookie...but I know that I'll want something else... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4842 Excuse me, but do you have any Gruffalo? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4843 I'll have the Gorgonzola House Salad. Hold the lettuce, hold the nuts, the cranberries, the croutons, the sprouts, and the dressing. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4844 "Is the cat's meow today's special? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4845 I guess an elephant COULD be eaten one nibble at a time... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4846 I just had the avocado toast out back with some friends would you recommend the cheese soufflé for dessert? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4847 I'll have the Beyond Meat pattie with soy cheese and no bun. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4848 This is lovely table service, but I was led to believe that this is a ‘factory’ of cheesecake? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4849 Can I please have a kids mac & cheese with a smile on the side? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4850 How much are the cat ribs? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4851 Do any of there desserts involve a maze ? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4852 My friend rat wants some ratatouille to go 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4853 Cheese,for a party of eight. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4854 Before I order, I just need to know if there is another patron here prowling around with wet chops and a twitchy tail. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4855 Animal style, please. 1.1754 0.04054 57 48 9 0
4856 The plague has really turned the tables, miss 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4857 I can't shake the feeling that this is part of some big, elaborate trap. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4858 Do you have anything cheesy? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4859 Could I have a plain cheeseburger with extra cheese and a side of cheese and hold the burger. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4860 Yes. I’m allergic to dairy. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4861 Sorry about the mess I made last time, my doctor tells me it’s lactose intolerance. Anyway, I’ll have the plate of Tuscan Pecorino. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4862 I picked up reading when I lived on a chippy cart. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4863 And a side of insulation, please? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4864 My Uncle Mickey recommended your restaurant. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4865 I'll have the floor scraps du jour. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4866 Before I order, I want you to know I'm from the health department. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4867 The ratatouille, of course. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4868 How lovely! You have a cheese board! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4869 Is the restroom in the back or on the floor? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4870 I’m gonna be predictable—I’ll have the cheese plate and a subway water. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4871 Mousse, pleasse. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4872 They tell me this was Mickey's favorite hole-in-the-wall. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4873 For starters, I'd like a cookie. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4874 Ever since health inspection went the way of the gig economy, it hasn't been much of an issue. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4875 I had to get out. Humans have been hogging the kitchen all week. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4876 I’ll take the cheese platter, but I hope it’s not a trap. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4877 Sorry to correct you, but five minutes ago I saw the cook tell the kitchen that they're all out of the special. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4878 Remy [Ratatouille]: ”We both know what I‘m getting here.” (Winks) Waitress: “You aren’t the first rat to have tried making a move on me like that.” Remy: “I was going to say Ratatou..” Waitress: “Say no more. Pick me up at 8.” Remy: “WTF lady?” 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4879 Do you have any vegan dishes that hint at cheddar? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4880 I'll have the Cheddar, hold the trap. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4881 That's very presumptuous of you. I'm actually lactose intolerant. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4882 I'll have the Mickey Mouse special with the Donald Duck entree." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4883 Can I have the cheese platter with a side of mouse? I mean mousse. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4884 I heard this place was crummy! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4885 I wasn't feeling like leftovers tonight! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4886 ...and hold the cheese, please. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4887 It’s been a rough week of contract negotiations. Co-stars thinking they should make as much as I do. When you serve my roast duck, I’ll throw in five bucks if you say “Enjoy eating Donald, we made sure he suffered. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4888 I'll have a bit of what they're having. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4889 The quarter pounder with cheese, side of fries, and a chocolate milkshake. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4890 I’ll start off with the poisoned cheddar sampler please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4891 Cheeseburger and fries, hold the cat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4892 I’ll have the kale salad with cheese. Hold the kale. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4893 What didn't I scamper through? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4894 A Welsh rabbit, with a poached egg on top–not too runny–, and bacon, scones, butter, cream, jam, not strawberry, a pot of Lapsang tea, and some sausages. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4895 I'll have RATatouille with cheese! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4896 I'll have whatever the first mouse would've had - had he lived. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4897 I'll just have the child's portion. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4898 Can you get me the cheese letter? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4899 A slice of your best cheddar. Hold the trap, please. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4900 Are the onion rings farm to table? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4901 ...and for desert, chocolate mouse. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4902 One cat, well done, please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4903 Can I get this to go? I'm late to heckle Cats. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4904 So what has cheese? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4905 I'll pass on the pizza, unless it has been dragged down the steps. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4906 I'll have the imported brie. Served in the trap, just for the fun of it. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4907 Yes. It is official. My kind has finally moved up in the world! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4908 So you don't have cheese . . . ? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4909 What breed is your catfish? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4910 Just a water, thanks. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4911 Do you still serve Pangolin? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4912 Ratatouille! Your section is in the kitchen not here. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4913 Atui, please. The special kind. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4914 No, not chocolate mousse, chocolate MOUSE! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4915 I'll have an order of that cheese sample you provided in the basement. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4916 How's the roasted cat today? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4917 I’ll take your most expensive crumbs. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4918 I’ll have the tomato and mozzarella, hold the tomato. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4919 I would like your most normal meal. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4920 Do you have a gluten-free pizza crust? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4921 this menu taste like crap 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4922 Do you have anything I can take orally for constipation? I’m afraid my arms aren’t long enough for this suppository. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4923 Please tell the Chef I prefer extra hair and as rotted as possible. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4924 Please congratulate the flute player for me. Makes me wanna come every single day! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4925 I'll have bite of moldy cheese, a lick of rotting melon , and a nibble of peanut butter on a bagel, please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4926 Ratatouille, then mouse chocolat, s’il vous plait. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4927 ‘Pardon my mischief, but I hear the Wuhan special is to die for.’ 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4928 Fries - hold the catsup 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4929 I’ll have the macaroni and cheese, hold the macaroni. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4930 May I substitute the Brie for the cheddar on the cheese and crackers appetizer? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4931 For my appetizer, I’d like an aged cheddar with some Brie; Mac and cheese, heavy on the cheese, for my entree; and I’ll finish with generous slice of Cheesecake. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4932 As you know, I’m omnivorous, so scrape some stuff from the kitchen floor, and give it to me - free, as usual. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4933 I’m not dressed appropriately? Give me what the guy on the next table is eating. Or should I tell Mrs Menu what goes on with Mr Menu when the third of two’s company goes home to the ranch. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4934 How's the cheese here? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4935 I’ll have a cheeseburger—hold the burger and the bun. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4936 What's in the mousse? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4937 Bring me whatever's fresh. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4938 That's right. Hold the cheese. You humans with your superiority complex! Can't believe anyone but yourselves could possibly be lactose intolerant. Sheesh! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4939 Any chance you've got a cat special tonight? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4940 Just waiting for two more friends to join, Sugarplum and the Nutcracker. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4941 How’s the Crumb Cake? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4942 And could you ask the chef to keep the poison to the side? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4943 Can I get the cheese board with some rancid meat? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4944 Gourmet pepperoni pizza, please. By the slice. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4945 I want everything with lots of cat-soup! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4946 I'll have the assorted cheese platter and a glass of Chablis, please. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4947 What time does your shift end? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4948 Is the ratatouille fresh today? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4949 The ratatouille, please. With catsup. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4950 I am waiting for the rest of the RAT PACK to join me. In the meantime, I want to order the RATatouille. For dessert, I want the Special RATICIDE served to the RAT FINK at the next table wearing a red KEEP AMERICA GREAT baseball cap." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4951 I'll have a slice of your new york pizza 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4952 What's better than cheese? More cheese! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4953 Are your pellets gluten-free? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4954 I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich without the bread, with extra cheese. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4955 I'd like a chocolate mouse, please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4956 Just a large wedge of swiss cheese, please!... Are you sure I don't need to find my way through some sort of maze? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4957 I don't think you will like the presetation on the cheese plate. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4958 I'll have cheese as a starter, cheese for my entree and peanut butter for dessert. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4959 I usually prefer cheddar, but tonight I'll try your roquefort. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4960 What will you be throwing in the garbage tonight? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4961 I'll have everything. Just put it all in a bucket and dump it in the back alley. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4962 Just a cup of coffee, please...I taste the kitchen left-overs every night." 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4963 My cousin recommends the pizza. Can I get it by the slice? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4964 Actually, most of us are lactose intolerant! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4965 I’ll start with the cheese tray, then the cheese soufflé and for dessert the cheese cake. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4966 I'll have the special pizza, extra cheese. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4967 I'll have the cheese platter,hold the pepper. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4968 Yes, I will be dining alone this evening. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4969 Please tell me you have something other than cheese on this menu? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4970 Does the Maze come with today's special? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4971 I'll have the cat fillet! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4972 I SEE THERE IS A CHEESE PLATE ON THE MENU, BUT THAT'S NOT A TRAP , IS IT? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4973 Fries, but no cat-chup please 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4974 Yeah I’m actually still waiting for 50 or 60 friends, but I’ll start off with a glass of warm dumpster juice, and after that if you could run me over with a Brooklyn-bound 2 train that’s be great 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4975 Is the pizza to go small enough to drag down a stairwell? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4976 I'd like some mousse 'cause I'm a mouse. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4977 I’m lactose intolerant, do you have any dairy free cheese? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4978 I would like the mac and cheese, hold the mac. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4979 Can you hold the cheese please? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4980 I'll start with the cheese platter, then 3-cheese mac and cheese and for dessert, I'll have the strawberry cheesecake. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4981 What do you mean by that bartender? Name my poison? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4982 What, no pizza? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4983 I'll have what they're having . . . on top of a wheel of cheddar." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4984 I'd say more post-Disney harbinger than mouse. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4985 I'll have the eggs felinetine. Hold the catnip, please. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4986 I'll go for the cheese platter, but hold the trap. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4987 I refuse to be stereotyped, so I'm turning down your recommendation of the cheese casserole. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4988 I'd like a bowl of your delicious Bubonic Plague Soup. Too soon? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4989 Cheese platter minus the trappings, please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4990 Mac and cheese, heavy on the cheese. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4991 What wine would you recommend with the cheese? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4992 I'll just take a pile of your kitchen garbage and your finest hand sanitizer. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4993 Did you say Cheese? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4994 Miss, I miss the mousse mousseline! Must you mess with the Mouse Menu so massively? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4995 I'll have the grilled cat special, hold the claws. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4996 What is the cheese du jour? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4997 Whatever was in the dumpster last night, I’ll take that. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4998 I'll have the Mouse ........ uh, no, make that the House Special. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4999 I'll have the catfish--declawed, please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5000 For starters, may I have the Pate de Puss. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5001 Is your cheese plate booby trapped? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5002 The catfish, please. But hold the fish. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5003 Salad with a cheese trap on the side 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5004 Do your cheese curds squeak? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5005 No, I’d rather not. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5006 I'll have my favorite, the cheese platter . 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5007 Is it off-menu to get the Roquefort dressing on the side? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5008 Is there anything else I should know about this cheese plate? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5009 I'll have the Bleach Manhattan. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5010 Some cheese on a plate. No trap please. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5011 Can you ask the chef to boil me some cats-up. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5012 Heckle and Jeckle will be joining me 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5013 Could I have a side of gluten free bread sticks with the cheese platter? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5014 I'll have the fried cat with a side order of cheddar. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5015 My friend recommend the pizza. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5016 Would you recommend your Ratatouille? I'm trying to go vegan 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5017 Yes I'd like the green salad with extra cheese and hold the cat nip. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5018 What wine goes well with moldy cheese? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5019 How's the bat soup? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5020 Look around, lady, you're starving for customers so just give me the cheese platter and I'll be on my way. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5021 Who knew it's this easy to get cheese? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5022 Hi-I'm Tom and will have the mac and cheese but hold the mac; Jerry will be here shortly and he will have the cheeseburger, but hold the burger. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5023 Okay, for my appetizer, I'd like the cheese plate. For my entree, I'd like the mac and cheese and for dessert... I don't know... How's the chocolate mousse? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5024 I'm going for broke. I'll have the Siamese ala King. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5025 I’d like the double cheeseburger without the meat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5026 I'll take the triple cheese omelette with ectra cheese and a side of catnip with cheese just for good measure please. 1.1667 0.05450 54 48 4 2
5027 Your place must be special. I heard it was a hole in the wall. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5028 Do you only serve a chocolate mouse here? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5029 Mac & cheese, please. But hold the macaroni. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5030 I would like to order Mouse au Chocolate. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5031 I’ll have the Caprese salad to start...hold the tomatoes, basil and dressing, please. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5032 Can I substitute cheese for the mac in the mac 'n' cheese? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5033 No whine with my cheese, please. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5034 Is cheese mousse on the menu? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5035 Skip the cheese 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5036 Do you guys have a vegan menu? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5037 and how do you make YOUR ratatouille?" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5038 I'm tired of pizza. I'll have the cheese board, no trap. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5039 So, has the F in the window scared off many customers? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5040 Your recommendation sounds yummy but I can't stomach Warfarin 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5041 I have a problem. There seems to be no just plain cheese course on this menu. Gosh, I wish I was still in Paris. You know I was a chef there? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5042 Do you have pizza to go? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5043 This menu has gone awry. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5044 Please, no cheese! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5045 A grilled cheese - please. and hold the cheese - I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5046 I'll have the Mouse Special. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5047 And you say the cat's served out of the bag? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5048 What’s in the dish “black plague?” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5049 Can we start with water for the table? My 500 friends should be here shortly. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5050 Is your garbage fresh? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5051 The frog on the skateboard just now recommended_the lobster, i'll have that 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5052 Don't worry. I know the owner. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5053 ... and a side order of aged cabbage. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5054 As delightful as your cheese selections may be, I’m afraid I’m strictly vegan. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5055 I’ll have the cheese plate. And don’t make it snappy! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5056 Can I have the pizza to go? I have a train to catch. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5057 Don’t forget the side of bait! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5058 May I have a sandwich with lots of cheese? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5059 I've just come from church. Would you like to hear about cheeses? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5060 Can I get a friggin huge ass piece of pizza. I wanna be like pizza rat lol. Have you seen pizza rat - have you seen that meme? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5061 Cheese omelette, please. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5062 Bold" is my middle name, lady 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5063 I think I'll start with brie en croute, then quiche Lorraine, a slice of cheesecake and finally the cheese plate. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5064 For the cheese course I’d like something pungent, evocative perhaps of unwashed gym socks or with hints of human feces. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5065 Can I get that with soy cheese? I'm vegan. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5066 Do you have some old dirty rags? This seat is irritating my ass something terrible! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5067 Eating the malt over at Jack's got to be tedious, so I thought I would try this place for a change. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5068 Did you say specialty of the mouse? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5069 I figured I'd take a different approach. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5070 Can you recommend a box wine that pairs well with your cheese plate? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5071 Yep, that's progress. But I still remember your storage in the back, so don't tell me you don't have sausages. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5072 I would like catsup on my burger; but please hold the cat. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5073 No, not interested in the cheese platter. How about some some duck pate? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5074 Grilled Cheddar Feta Brie Swiss Parmesan Blue on Sourdough. Hold the pickle. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5075 Well, I thought you wouldn’t be too busy, and since mice don’t get that virus, why not go out? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5076 Heard you guys specialize in trash to table...what were yesterday's specials? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5077 I'll have the never-trap cheese entree, please 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5078 It clearly states that ‘a craving for hay’ is one of the possible side effects. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5079 How does your menu compare to street food? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5080 and a single slice of pizza with pepperoni to go, unwrapped 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5081 Do you want a glass of milk with that? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5082 I'll have your cheese tray, but only if I am the second mouse going for it today. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5083 I heard the Havarti here is to die for. But, I think I'll take it without the trap. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5084 We’ve ran out of the 4-cheese pizza; would you like to try our catfish special today? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5085 I'll do the Fromage... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5086 Do you mainly have human customers before the pandemic? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5087 I'll have the "Amazing Cheese Plate" 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5088 ...and hold the cheese. What ? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5089 I only eat at restaurants with an A+ rating from the health inspector 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5090 You should have seen the last place, there were people scurrying everywhere! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5091 I’ll have the brie en croute 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5092 ...and to finish, I'd like to meet your mousse. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5093 I'll have the cheese platter, but please ask the chef to leave off the mouse trap this time. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5094 Do you have a cheese appetizer that isn't served on a spring trap? Like maybe a fondue? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5095 Cheese, Cheese, and a side of Cheese. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5096 Your cheese plate, please. Hold the trap! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5097 For starters;cheese fondue, followed by macaroni and cheese and for dessert your classic cheese board. Oh,and a glass of your finest Merlot." 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5098 Are you sure this should be spelled rattraptouille? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5099 Yes, blue cheese dressing sounds wonderful! Oh, and can tell the chef to not include the mouse trap? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5100 I would like the beer cheese soup, hold the beer and hold the soup. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5101 I'd like the cheese platter. And would you kindly serve it at the hole in the baseboard next to the gentlemen on my right. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5102 Have you got anything for a mouse to eat? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5103 Are the cat cutlets made with free range or domestic cats? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5104 I’d like a white mouse please, shaken not stirred... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5105 It is a bit of a long story, but the good news is my nose is so powerful now I can smell all sorts of different diseases, even cancer. The bad news is I have some bad news for you. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5106 A cheeseburger, please, but hold the burger and the bun. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5107 I have mouse hemorrhoids 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5108 Now, do you have cheese to go with that wine? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5109 I’ll have the ratatouille and a side of Gruyere!” 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5110 Mac and cheese, please; hold the mac. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5111 If I hear one more crack about ratatouille, I will poop in your kitchen. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5112 I'm the mayor of my community, and I'm up for re-election. If you give me a few to-go boxes and open that dumpster for ten minutes, I'll get four more years and I'll hang an official Do Not Disturb sign on your back door. Deal? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5113 Rognon a la brandy and no fur balls, please. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5114 I'd like the Dumpster Tasting, please. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5115 Is there a way I can 'select all'? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5116 Relatively new concept coming up. class nurse photo cover the flu mouth 1930. The eye membranes. You don’t have to buy contacts. Smells like pixie sticks. I am allergic to red 40 so, like, vitamin stores are still open? I’msorry 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5117 How are the sanitary and pest conditions? Robin Bath - New Hyde Park, N.Y. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5118 Is the Black Plague Special still on the menu? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5119 Double cheese, hold the mousetraps. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5120 Please bring me a taco. Mr. Trump said Mexico will pay for it. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5121 I think I'll go with the fondue. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5122 That’s with two S’s. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5123 I'll have cat stew. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5124 I'll have the cat cacciatore. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5125 I'll have the "low-down dirty rat special." 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5126 Happy Friday.” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5127 I'll take the toasted cheese sandwich. Hold the toast. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5128 ...and as a main course, I'll have a bat, well done please 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5129 I’ve been auditioning all day and I am famished! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5130 'Suprised to see me as a client and not a scavenger?' 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5131 I hope the name "Mousse au Chocolat" is figurative. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5132 One dining companion please! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5133 cookie 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5134 Can I just have the crumbs from under the stove? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5135 And what would you suggest for a dairy-free, gluten intolerant man about town? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5136 Could I get a menu with a larger font? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5137 Deluxe cheese plate for 30 " 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5138 Desert first, I will have the Chocolate Mousse please. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5139 Can I have Soupe à l’oignon, Boeuf bourguignon, Ratatouille, a Chocolate soufflé, oh and cheese please! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5140 I'll have the catfish, but hold the fish. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5141 Sure, I'll hear the specials, but I'm leaning hard towards the cheese plate. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5142 I'll have the mac and cheese, but hold the mac. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5143 I'll try this one that i have not poop in. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5144 And what do you recommend with the charcuterie plate? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5145 I better not get shocked when I try to eat my food 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5146 I hear your food is discarded. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5147 listen, do you have any good pest-control recommendations? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5148 Do you have any pancakes that don't look like Mickey Mouse? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5149 I’ll have the 2013 Gouda, with a side of milk. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5150 I'll have the cheeseboard,no spring. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5151 The Ratatouille, please, but I guess you already knew that. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5152 Which cheese is the most delicious ?My order is a hundred kinds of the most delicious cheese . 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5153 Hey lady, not to be rude here but Rat physiology has the drawback of constantly growing teeth. So bring me something cheesy smoked over a hickory wood fire. ...And the hickory wood...is the table an appetizer? 1.1429 0.03571 49 43 6 0
5154 I would like the rat tail soup.are you umm sure.yes with the garlic and the beets an-RAT TAILS 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5155 Is there any Warfarin in the kitchen--it's not on the menu?? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5156 I’ll have a double cheeseburger hold the burger! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5157 I'd like to start with the cheese plate. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5158 I was thinking about getting the cheese. Is it any good? Do you recommend the cheese? Or is it full of holes? I don't want to pay for cheese if it comes with a lot of holes. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5159 I'd like a Swiss cheese sandwich, side of Brie, and a booster seat, please. Hold the mayo. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5160 Cat tails please ! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5161 We only use vegan cheese. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5162 And for dessert, I'm feeling I'm a mousse mouse today. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5163 Do you have gluten-free cheese? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5164 Does your catsup have actual cat? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5165 I’ll have the cheese sandwich without the bread because I’m gluten intolerant. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5166 Chocolate mousse... not mouse. Thanks be to the Good Lord Mickey I'm not a moose! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5167 Cheeseburger please and here's my napping friend Mr Cat's credit card. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5168 I'll have the self-serve buffet 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5169 Slice of pepperoni, to go . . to A train at 72nd 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5170 Could I get the grilled cheese on wheat instead of a spring-loaded trap? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5171 I'll have the Ploughman's Lunch. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5172 I’ll have the cheese platter a side of hand sanitizer 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5173 Is it true that the chicken curry is actually made from stray cats? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5174 yes, I'm having a cheese omelette. can I see your manager? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5175 I’ll have chocolate mousse. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5176 I'll have a hot dog. That'll scare Tom off. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5177 Instead of a plate can the chef put my food on a small piece of wood with a metal spring operated contraption that could potentially break my neck in three places?" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5178 A friend of mine got pretty sick last week, and then I showed up! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5179 I can't seem to find any cheese dishes on your a-mazing menu." 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5180 ...and could I have a glass of milk to go with that? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5181 ...and make that with extra cheese 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5182 Yes, I’ll have a chocolate chip cookie ... and a glass of milk ... 1.1429 0.03571 49 43 6 0
5183 Do you recommend the house Mouse-Trap Cheese platter? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5184 Oh humans! You're out of that? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5185 I'm sorry, you're a rat, this menu is just for mice. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5186 Okay if I eat off the rat menu today? I'm in the mood for something other than cheese. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5187 I'm going to pass on the 'Mousetrap Surprise'. How's the 'House Special'--moldy cheese on stale crusts? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5188 What hole did you crawl out of ? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5189 My friend works with your computer. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5190 Are your rodenticides locally sourced? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5191 Nothing with rat cheese. It’s so over-done! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5192 How's your pousse? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5193 What? The cat gave me the day off. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5194 I don't eat starch. I'm a gluten free vegan 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5195 I'll have what the cat dragged in. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5196 I'll just have my babies in a simple beurre blanc, the house salad, and a bottle of your best Chablis." 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5197 Which dishes have the most cheese? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5198 The catfish looks good. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5199 Some cheese ... and a cheap wooden platform with a hinged snap on the side 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5200 I'll have two of the Wyke Farms Cheddar. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5201 One order of fried gruyere and a brie appetizer to go. I have a party to go to tonight. Isource=EDT_NYR_EDIT_NEWSLETTER_0_imagenewsletter_Humor_ZZ&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_so 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5202 I’ll have the cheese plate” — Lauren Keyson, New York Cit 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5203 Give me a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5204 I'll have the usual: pizza slice on a staircase. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5205 No Casu Marzu? I thought this was a four-star establishment 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5206 Cheeseburger and hold the beef , hold the bun. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5207 Can I get a grilled, day-old steak served at room temperature in a to-go box? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5208 Are you fat-shaming me? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5209 I'll have the cheese plate for here and a to-go slice to drag down the stairs. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5210 I'll take whatever they're throwing out in the kitchen. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5211 Ill have some ratat 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5212 Do you have any stew? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5213 My date is on her way...she'll have the cheesy omelette. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5214 If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff." So serve up the 10k golden cheese 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5215 I'll start with the cat tartare, followed by the cat cordon bleu, and finish with the mousse de chat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5216 If you rat me out to the owner, I’ll move my family of thirteen into the walk-in fridge. Now go fetch my wedge salad. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5217 I’ll have the four cheese omelette, but hold the toast, the hash browns, the onions, the green pepper, the spices, the milk and the eggs. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5218 I would like to order meat ragu. By the way, is your shef’s favourite cat still missing? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5219 NO!!!!! I do not want any cheese> 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5220 ah, that chocolate mous(s)e is such a mousetrap! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5221 I'll have the cheeseburger, hold the D-con. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5222 I'll just have whatever that table drops on the floor. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5223 Can I get the cheese on the side? I'm working on my bikini body. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5224 Sorry, we only serve cheese in the mousetrap here.. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5225 I’ll have the ratatouille and the mousse. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5226 This mouse would like the chocolate mousse 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5227 How's the mousse today? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5228 Lactose intolerant I'm afraid. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5229 I'll have the Ratatouille,thanks:" Vipin Bery, Toronto,Canad 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5230 I'd like a page -- any page, really -- from today's Times --and the cheese plate. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5231 What is this supposed to mean - "chocolate mousse"? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5232 How's the three cheese pasta 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5233 Forget the cheese. I have a bottle of Cab Franc. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5234 Which one is the most high-cat? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5235 I'll have a hunk of cheese without the trap please. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5236 I’m sure the ratatouille IS very nice, but please just bring me the cheese board. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5237 And for dessert I’ll have the mousse. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5238 I'll try the cheese plate, please. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5239 I will take the cheese omelette, without the omelette. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5240 The cheese plate special isn't offered on Mondays? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5241 How's the mousse au chocolate today? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5242 I'll have the large fondue, hold the bread, and a side of flambe'ed gruyere and brie 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5243 I'll take the cheese without the crackers - cheese pairing is a rookie mistake. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5244 I'll just have some water while I wait for my friends to get here. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5245 I would love the fresh vegi-fed cat! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5246 Bring me the three-cheese sampler and a bowl of cat stew. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5247 So, extra cheese with that? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5248 That's right: cheese and tomato sandwich, hold the tomato, hold the mayo, and hold the bread between your legs. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5249 Why did you seat me back in this dark corner? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5250 Things turned around for me since they discovered it was the flea that caused the plague. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5251 I'd like the American cheese omelet sprinkled with Parmesan and a side of French gruy 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5252 I’ll take an order of yesterday’s garbage, extra cheese. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5253 Any cockroach soup? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5254 I'd like a double cheese burger...hold the bun and the lettuce..and the pickles and for that matter the beef paddy 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5255 Does the cat come with dipping sauce? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5256 What exactly is in this " Mousse " ? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5257 Well I could have the Fish soup but then again there always the sliders and you know there’s also the... 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5258 Chasing mice ain't for fat cats. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5259 I think I'll have the cattail soup and an order of cattail shoots in cream sauce! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5260 Nope, I'm lactose intolerant. How about a raw grain bowl, extra raw? And for toppings, could I have seeds and dry corn kernels? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5261 Do you have any bottles of Q-train track heritage? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5262 Please tell the chef I’m lacto-vermin. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5263 I’ll have the cheeseboard, without the spring. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5264 why is the shrimp cocktail priced as an appetizer for a rat but as an entrée for a mouse? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5265 I'll have the pizza to go. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5266 If I finish the whole 72 ounce steak, I get it free? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5267 Is the grasshopper soup dairy and gluten free?” Bo & Candy Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5268 I'd like to try the foie gras--'you know who' isn't here tonight. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5269 I finished the cookie, now I’d like... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5270 I'll have the bat, Pittsburg rare. I've been vaccinated. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5271 Chunk of cheese, blob of peanut butter, hold the trap. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5272 I’ll have the Cheese Which Stands Alone, served six feet away. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5273 This menu is really cheesy. I just wanted to vegan meat balls, but hold the vegan. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5274 A bowl of French Onion soup. Hold the onions, light on the broth. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5275 cat steak, medium rare, with a side of feta and spinach leaves 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5276 I feel like living dangerously tonight. I’ll have the Cheddar cheese cube in a trap, please. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5277 What's market price for moldy cheese this evening?. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5278 You don’t have cat ? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5279 I'll have the burger, with cat repellent on the side. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5280 It’s back, Jerry, where’s the broom? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5281 I'll have the locavore catfish platter, with catsup on the side. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5282 Cheese Tea to drink, also, I'll have the cheese appetizer, followed by the cheese soufflé, and close with the mascarpone. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5283 I said I'll have cheese mousse, catsup on the side. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5284 Catberger deluxe 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5285 And make sure that the cheese has been aged three weeks in the dumpster 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5286 I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich special, hold the bread. Oh, and a side of mac and cheese, hold the mac. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5287 I find it so relaxing here on No-Cats day. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5288 I've seen plenty worse than this virus. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5289 Is that mousse or mouse? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5290 I'll take the fried cat. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5291 Do you do one one-hundredth pints? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5292 I used to hang out the kitchen here. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5293 Let’s skip the main course and go right to the cheese plate, shall we? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5294 I would like the Mac N Cheese, please. Hold the Mac. Thanks. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5295 And after dessert, some rodental floss 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5296 What is the cheese special tonight? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5297 I'll skip the appetizers and entrees - just bring me the cheese plate 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5298 That cheese platter with the coiled metal decorations looks irresistible! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5299 Dare I ask, can I substitute something else for the fresh 'catch of the day' secret sauce in the ratatouille?" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5300 I don’t like food. I love it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5301 My friend Ratatouille's the cook here, ya know? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5302 Do you have any lactose intolerant options? Cheese has really gotten on my bad side. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5303 I'll have the cheeseburger- no lettuce, no tomato, no bun, and no burger 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5304 I'll have the Gouda! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5305 I'll have the fusilli with octopus and bone marrow. Does it come with cheese?" Patrick Thompson, Georgetown, S 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5306 I’ll take the cheese platter and anything the Exterminator doesn’t recommend. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5307 Thank you, but I'm actually lactose intolerant. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5308 I'll have whatever they leave on their plates. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5309 Could I get extra toast? My upstairs neighbors have gone ketogenic, but I saw that recent study showing athletes actually need carbs to build healthy bones, so want to load up. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5310 I'll have some of those scraps that you leave behind the garbage in the alleyway. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5311 I'd like a plain grilled cheese sandwich, but hold the bread and skip the grill. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5312 Can you recommend a nice Mouscato? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5313 Do you have a gluten free menu? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5314 I'll have a grilled cheese and fries... hold the catsup. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5315 I'll have the cheese omelette without the Catnip. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5316 Well, it's about time you got me out of that stew and out of that damned limerick. Now, what's the specialty here at Crewe? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5317 You only serve free-range chicken? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5318 I'll have a little mousse. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5319 Dada 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5320 I'll have the ratatouille followed by cheese grits, please. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5321 I'll have the ham and swiss. Hold the ham. Hold the bread. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5322 Can I get a "to go" order of that cheese you delivered yesterday? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5323 Besides Typhus and Bubonic plague I would add Coronavirus 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5324 Cheeseburger...hold the meat, skip the bun. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5325 Hold the chicken. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5326 Do you have any off-menu items? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5327 I'll have the 3-cheese omelet--and hold the eggs. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5328 Give cheese 1.1277 0.03215 47 42 5 0
5329 I’ll have the Swiss, hold the trap 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5330 How many types of cheese do you have? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5331 Is your fondue gluten free? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5332 I'll have the Ratatouille a la Poubelle . 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5333 No, there’s no need to add coffee to my milk 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5334 I take it there are no mice in the kitchen. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5335 Do you have any dairy-free options? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5336 I'll have the chocolate mousse and your digits. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5337 I'll have the Ratatouille and a glass of Shiraz, please. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5338 Bitch, I don't want no ratatouille! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5339 I never made anyone unhappy. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5340 You're surprised to see me here, aren't you?. I'm usually down in the basement by the sewer pipes. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5341 I'll have the special truffled lobster mac and cheese - hold the truffles, lobster and mac. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5342 Could I please see the kiddie menu? Bob Greene 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.com 1.1277 0.04425 47 43 3 1
5343 I will have the penne al a vodka but gluten-free and al dente 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5344 What do you want? We could get you some fried mouse so you could be with your friends. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5345 And would you be so kind as to wear a mask when you deliver my food. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5346 Rat food, please!! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5347 No appetizer for me, thanks. The gruyere in the trap was divine. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5348 Medium rare, hold the mayo and add an extra slice of cheese please. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5349 Rat-tuh-eat and a mousse please. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5350 Yes & for my dessert , I have heard some enthusiastic squeals about your mousse , BUT for me take a little s off & I am certain it will be parfait 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5351 Cheesy bits, a side of catnip and Purell. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5352 I'm lactose intolerant so skip the cheese and the peanut butter. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5353 I'll have the cheese nibbles, hold the trap. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5354 I’ll have the cheese sampler. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5355 Dolores, no matter what, DO NOT give me a cookie! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5356 Is your fish old? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5357 Does the catfish come with cheese sauce? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5358 I'll have the braised cat claws in dentin sauce 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5359 I decided to save a little money and try the food before you throw it out for once. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5360 I so appreciate being seated in the no cat section 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5361 Bring me Walt's head! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5362 Do you have a lactose-free menu? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5363 I will join my friend who is already in the Kitchen Buffet line. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5364 I’ll have the cheese platter, but I don’t want any cat-sup! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5365 What is the current stage of the coronavirus? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5366 You are looking quite "mousy" today - what would you recommend? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5367 Rarratoulie to go? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5368 My friends in the kitchen recommend the meatloaf 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5369 Over easy this time, please. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5370 Does anyone ever ACTUALLY order the Mickey Mouse pancakes? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5371 tell me more about the cheese plate 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5372 How is the Gorgonzola prepared? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5373 OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like a plain omelet, and a chicken salad sandwich on toast, no mayo, no butter, no lettuce. Then hold the chicken, and bring me a check for the chicken salad sandwich. Now you haven't broken any rules. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5374 Hold the bacteria. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5375 What's the trash du jour? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5376 Just the cheese plate, please. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5377 How’s your cat-au-vin? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5378 And for dessert, I'll have the mousse, please. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5379 Not so fast! I have lactose intolerance! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5380 I'm tired of scrapes. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5381 Is that diary free? I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5382 What's the 'Mouse Special'? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5383 The catchup. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5384 You'd think so but I'm actually lactose intolerant 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5385 Of course I have money. When the cat's away, the mouse will pay. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5386 Medium cheeseburger please, hold the burger. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5387 My date will be in, he's parking the Ratmobile. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5388 Do you recommend the cheese course? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5389 What do you mean, no substitutions? I’m a rat in a steakhouse for God’s sake! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5390 Might I have a look at your garbage selection? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5391 I’ll have the cheese but hold the trap. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5392 I’ll have the Chocolate Mouse, and it better not be my neighbor. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5393 Do you have any other appetizers? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5394 Can I substitute sewer slime for fries?" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5395 Oh finally, a healthy customer! What would you like, sir?" Danae Kaplanidi, Athens, Greec 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5396 Ill tear those mieses to pieces. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5397 I'll have a dirty martini, followed by the cheese grits. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5398 I'll take those stars in your eyes and a side of cheese to go. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5399 Could you stand back, just a bit? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5400 I'll take the leftovers from your most wasteful diners please 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5401 Any fried cat left? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5402 I,d like to order the leftovers 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5403 I'd like to order the "Subway Stairs Pizza" please. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5404 This caption is going to be cheesy no matter what 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5405 I’m celebrating overcoming my fear to speak in public. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5406 Do you have anything with cat meat in it? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5407 You heard me right the first time! Yes,extra cheese on top of the extra cheese! Thank you !! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5408 What sides come with the fried cat? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5409 And for dessert, mousse—double s. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5410 Do you have a book or a high chair my wife could use? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5411 I'm allergic to cheese , so what else to you recommend! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5412 I’ll just have the cookie. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5413 Only the imported gruyere for me! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5414 And Catsoup on the side, please. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5415 I’ll have the grilled cheese, cheese omelette and the Mac and cheese. Hold the bread, hold the eggs and hold the Mac 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5416 I heard this was a cheesy place. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5417 What are today’s mouse specials ? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5418 Do you have a cheese plate? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5419 I'll have the gouda au gratin with parmesan 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5420 No wonder the critics can't stop talking about this place! Everything about it is cheesy! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5421 What are we gonna do when people decide to wipe their asses with cheeseburgers? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5422 I’m expecting a few others, if you don’t mind.” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5423 — Excuse me, how did you say? — C. H. E. E. S. E. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5424 Honey, I'll have the catfish soup. Oh, and a side order of cheese. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5425 "How'd I get reservations to such a fine establishment such as this? Well...do you remember Pizza Rat?" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5426 One more thing: I have a rat poison allergy. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5427 I'll take The Cat's Meow. Hold the whiskers please. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5428 Waiting for 3 more. Hopefully they find it. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5429 I want more of the soup I ate after hours. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5430 Yes, the cheese platter, why do you look so surprised? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5431 Your garbage is so delicious, I had to try your food pre-garbage. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5432 If Mickey was just here, I get the cheese. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5433 I think I'll have the fried cat with a side of cheese, please. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5434 So that's two grilled cheese sandwiches minus the bread? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5435 You don't have any Asians on the menu by any chance, do you? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5436 I appreciate a restaurant that caters to singles. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5437 For some reason, the chocolate mousse looks really good to me! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5438 What! Tasting a 10000yr old cheese! Now that's something I would happily die for. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5439 A cheese danish, hold the danish. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5440 I'll take the 2nd cheapest cheese, please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5441 The cook has been sitting traps for me, Just to be on the safe side, bring me a picture of a piece of cheese. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5442 I’d like a flight of cheeses- Limburger, Camembert & Tilson, and an Oxyfresh Breath Spray - 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5443 If you say one word about it begin a real rat out there , I will viciously bit your ankles!! ... Are the food pellets organic? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5444 I’m sick of pizza, got any turtle soup? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5445 One plate of garbage, please. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5446 How are your vegetables prepared? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5447 I’ll have whatever you’re having. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5448 Cheese soufflé appetizer, the quiche, and cheesecake. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5449 And serving a mouse was your second mistake, Lady Hitler. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5450 I'll have the cheese selection on sticky paper. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5451 I’ll have the salmon. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5452 What would you recommend for someone with a cheese allergy? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5453 Do you have any non-dairy options? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5454 Sliders and hold the catsup. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5455 I think I’ll just have the cheese plate. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5456 Cheese and crackers, hold the trap. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5457 How hard will it be for me to find the cheese? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5458 I'll take the Swiss cheese without the mouse trap, please! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5459 Soup of the day ? It wasn't a swimming pool ? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5460 Cookie & milk please 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5461 I'll definitely have the ratatouille, my favorite! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5462 I am pretty much okay with any scraps you've got of any of these menu items- but you'd better make it snappy before your other customers notice me, or you'll be out of business in five minutes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5463 Can I have the Four-Cheese Pizza with the dough on the side, please? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5464 I'll just have what's left of that cheddar in the snap trap to go, please. Don't bother to wrap it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5465 I will have an order of peanut butter. Hold the trap please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5466 And for dessert, the chocolate mouse ... uh, mousse. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5467 I'll have a double order of Mac & Cheese but hold the macaroni. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5468 I'll have the "Trap-eaze Surprise." And make it snappy! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5469 I'm Remy, from the film Ratatouille, don't you recognize me? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5470 I think I'll order a mouse, I mean a mousse for dessert. The spelling of this dessert is so close to how I spell my name. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5471 Did you say cat meat is not in the menu? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5472 'I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, but I'll just have the cat." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5473 I would like a "perfect," piece of cheese. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5474 I'll have the cheese omelet and hold the eggs, please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5475 Cheddar. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5476 And which one of the cheeses have you selected sir? I am a Vegan! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5477 Can I get that without cheese? I'm lactose intolerant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5478 Could I have a side of cheese with the Corona virus trial? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5479 This is brilliant. I'm rivited. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5480 You think you'd never get tired of moldy egg rolls from the dumpster behind your favorite restaurant, but let me tell you something... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5481 I'd like to start with the cheese plate. The funkier, the better. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5482 I’ll take a grilled cheese sandwich, hold the bread. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5483 Salad with roquefort, hold the lettuce and a wedge of cheddar, hold the trap. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5484 Yah yah cheeseburger, extra cheese, hold the burger, hold the bun... more cheese, yah cheese! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5485 Do you have a vegan cheese option? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5486 Double cheeseburger, fries and a saucer of milk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5487 Definitely not the Ratatouille 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5488 And no cheese! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5489 Is your pizza platform-to-table? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5490 I'd like to have MY family platter, add extra cheese, please! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5491 I'll start with a glass of "vermintino". 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5492 I’ll go with the cheeseburger special but hold the cheese. Surprisingly, I’m lactose intolerant 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5493 Can I substitute cheddar for blue? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5494 This wine list is a CATastrophe! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5495 How's the fondue? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5496 Do you have chocolate mousse? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5497 Cheese? That you can find in any trash or trap. Caviar, please. Alexander T. Holtzman, Queens, NY 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5498 I'm waiting for three friends of mine. Don't worry, we are all tested negative for the coronavirus. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5499 Would you like some wine with your cheese? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5500 Tell the chef my friends and I would rather eat a la floor, but his kitchen is too clean. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5501 'The Cheese Sans the Trap,' sil vous plait. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5502 I'll have your richest option. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5503 I'll have what everyone else is having. Just bring the dirty plates here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5504 No, not the ratatouille, just some mousse. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5505 Is the vegan kale and quinoa salad locally sourced? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5506 May I have chees without cheats? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5507 Yes, two mice. That's the plural of mousse, you know. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5508 I would like a rare burger topped with MOUSERELLA cheese. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5509 I'll have the catsup special. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5510 The mousse cheesecake, please. Vegan. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5511 Yeah, I was eating a lot of subway pizza, but now I'm into gnocchi. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5512 Do you have anything whose price won't shock me? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5513 So you've finally taken a seat after you and your friends have had your fun in our kitchen? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5514 I've heard your restaurant is garbage. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5515 I'll have the roasted kitty stuffed with gorgonzola. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5516 Might I have a lion's share of irony on rye? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5517 A cheese omelette with blue cheese dressing, a melted swiss on rye, a large mac n'cheese, a cheese pizza (no tomato), an apple pie with a slice of cheddar. That should do it. Oh, and a cheese cloth napkin. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5518 Do you serve gluten-free crumbs? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5519 And I would like some extra cheese on that carbonara please! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5520 I'll have the cat almondine. With a side of catfries. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5521 ...oh, and make that a Mimi portion. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5522 Cheese plate? No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5523 Oh please tell the kitchen I tried but there still may be a few droppings left in the chocolate chip supply 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5524 Tu me prends pour un cannibale? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5525 I'll have the mushroom rat's solo please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5526 I'll order the cheese sandwich, please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5527 I'd like cooked cat with a side of pureed whiskers please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5528 Can I get the cheese plate with the trap on the side? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5529 I'm expecting Scott Pelley's crew any minute, so instead of my usual Hollandaise, could you top the yokes with Cheez Whiz and hold the crab? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5530 And please cut the catnip. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5531 Is the ratatouille fresh? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5532 Garbage Can Ragout with extra sauce and cheese. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5533 I’ll have the cheese sampler, no trap please. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5534 I’d like an order of Welsh Rarebit with extra cheese on the side. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5535 I'll have the ground cat cheeseburger. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5536 I’ll have the Ratatouille with a glass of your house Ratafia. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5537 I'll have the Gar-bahj Confit in a sour cream reduction with a side of rotted potatoes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5538 How's the brie sampler tonight? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5539 Before you get all judgemental, no, this time it's not me or my fleas. Now bring me a mug of Black Death IPA. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5540 i have the cheese to pay for it 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5541 Did you really have to ask? I'll have the Ratatouille. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5542 I’ll have the chatte en croûte. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5543 Your cheese selection is laking both La Bonaparte and Wakatipu White. I'm sorry,but I will have to dine elsewhere. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5544 Does the camembert have any fruity overtones? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5545 Dairy free specials please? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5546 I would like two slices of your best cheese and please hold the trap. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5547 Any ratatouille today? Linda Kuehl Wilson Bucks County, PA 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5548 ...and I'd like that with extra cheese, please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5549 Yes, that’s right. Chicken Cordon Bleu and hold the cheese, please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5550 Happy birthday my darling! Such a shame you've stopped so many mice from having this opportunity :/ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5551 Lady, you must be new here...Introverts always prefer cheese. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5552 I'm a Bernie bro, and I'll start with the creme brulee. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5553 I'll have the cheddar burger with no burger and the potatoes au gratin, hold the potatoes" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5554 I'll have anything but the catfish. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5555 Dining and dashing downstairs at the maisonette. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5556 I'll try the Catalonia pasta . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5557 Gluten is fine but can you leave off the cheese? I’m lactose intolerant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5558 Thank you! I hope this place is not crowded by rats like the one of yesterday! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5559 Now may I view the restaurant's Covid-19 official response? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5560 I'll have the cheese plate sans plate if possible. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5561 I'll start with the table scraps du jour 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5562 I’ll have a grilled cheese and some sparking water. Oh, by the way, good luck with this plague. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5563 I’ll have the Bat Soup to start, and For my Entre I’ll Have the cheeseboard. May I have corona with a lime too. Leave off the virus. Thanks 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5564 I'd like a pizza and I'm lactose intolerant. Any suggestions? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5565 I'll start with a Mouse'co Mule, then any dish without cheese or peanut butter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5566 Your new dumpster is mouse-proof! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5567 Now that coronavirus has closed Disneyland, I’ll take a Jack and Coke, hold the Coke. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5568 I want something high in calories. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5569 Can I get the cheese in a trap, no trap? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5570 No cheese. Some of us are lactose intolerant, you know. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5571 Don't worry, Betty, I totally washed my hands before coming in here. We rats already have a bad enough rep. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5572 Pizza Rat- “Do you any gluten free pizza with ethically farmed pepperoni?” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5573 We want you to know, sir, that we have the highest health standards. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5574 I'll have the cheesy maize. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5575 I would like some aged Swiss. None of that fridge-fresh stuff, if you know what I mean. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5576 Cheesy fries without the fries. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5577 I'll take the kids ham and cheese. Hold the ham. And I'll take the bread on the side. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5578 Bring me your best appetizer to nibble on. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5579 I saw a movie which taught me anyone can cook; so I'm here to eat 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5580 Do you have something for an ovo-vegetarian? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5581 I am tired of eating pizza on the run in the subway. Please give me the Ratatouille...what wine would you suggest with that 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5582 And for dessert I'd like the Chocolate Mouse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5583 Do you serve cats here? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5584 Mac and cheese. Hold the mac. Extra cheese. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5585 How fresh is your recycled dumpster entrees? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5586 I'll have the bacon cheese burger-medium...hold the lettuce, hold the tomato, hold the onions, hold the bacon, hold the burger, and hold the bun. Thanks! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5587 I'll have the Coronavirus with a side of fries. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5588 I get I am naked but I just saw someone get stabbed in the parking lot. Its a diner who cares? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5589 I’d like a cheese sandwich; hold the bread. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5590 How’s the green cheese? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5591 What do you mean, you've never heard of Ratatouille? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5592 I take the Catfish tartar,cheese on the side please and no ratatouille. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5593 I'm lactose-intolerant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5594 I’ll have the cat of the day please 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5595 I’ll have the Cat-cuterie 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5596 Cheese Cheese & More Cheese .... Hold The D Con !!!!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5597 I’ll have your best Ratatouille! I know the chef. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5598 Word is your ratatouille is the best! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5599 Extra cheese please 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5600 I'll have the cheese plate, followed by the cheese plate--and then the cheese plate to finish up. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5601 Can you put the cheese on the side? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5602 Let's turn the tables, Sweetheart. Bring me a grilled cat. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5603 I'll have the cheese plate to start, then the bacon mac-and-cheese, and for dessert, the cheesecake - oh and please hold the plate, the bacon, the mac, and the cake.... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5604 And can I get my own toppings on the pizza? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5605 I'm not that hungry. Can I order the Mouseatouille 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5606 Is the chocolate mousse dead or alive? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5607 I'll have the Walt Disney burger, frozen, with a side of nitrogen. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5608 I'll have Swiss and cheddar, with egg on the side. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5609 A grilled cheese. Hold the grill. Hold the bread. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5610 I'll have the cheese omelette. Hold the eggs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5611 I’ll wait until my 247 other guests arrive.... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5612 It is gouda you have a cheese entrée with poutine. I just came in for a nibble. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5613 I'll have the Reuben. Hold the corn beef, the slaw, the Russian dressing and the bread. Oh, and extra cheese! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5614 What was the cheese you were sampling on the bathroom floor? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5615 The french onion soup with extra cheese and hold the trap. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5616 Tommy, stop singing and order 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5617 Is the cheese nicely rancid? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5618 I hear you're expecting a visit from the health department... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5619 Oh, I enjoy eating out. I wish I could carry take home containers though. C'est la vie! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5620 I'll get the cheeseburger. Hold the bun and hold the burger. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5621 Yes. The gluten-free porridge. And an espresso…make sure it is fair-trade. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5622 Can you make it without cheese? I'm watching my cholesterol. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5623 Yes, I'd like the grilled cheese flight. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5624 Do you have anything that I couldn't possibly get the coronavirus from? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5625 What do mean "we're out of Ebola"?. . . FINE, I'll just take the Corona with a side of Toilet Paper 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5626 Hi can I have something fast to eat? I just ended up almost dead carrying the bubonic plague with my fleas. Hey why you backing away slowly? I won’t give you bubonic plague!........*dies* 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5627 Is this an A-grade establishment? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5628 I'll have the pizza but hold the sauce and hold the dough. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5629 Could I have the cheese plate without the plate? And could you spill it on the floor? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5630 Achoo sorry I sneezed 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5631 I'll have the cheese plate— and please hold the spring trap. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5632 I'll have the catburger, please, well done. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5633 I'll have the grilled cheese, hold the bread. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5634 I’ll have the charcoal grilled cat flambé with the cheese sauce on the side. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5635 Something to take my mind off the maze, maybe a Rodentia 93 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5636 I'll have the hamburger. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5637 I'll have filet of cat, medium rare, please. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5638 I'll have the bleu cheese crumbles mixed with creamy roquefort and some leaf lettuce sprinkled on top. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5639 The cheddar special, please. Hold the trap. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5640 No cookie; just the martini. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5641 I smelled some camembert in the kitchen, but was removed before I could taste it. Do you know how long it was aged? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5642 ... and hold the cheese. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5643 Got chesse?" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5644 Bring my order with a double scotch, 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5645 Grilled cheese sandwich. Hold the bread between your knees. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5646 I'll have your Gender Bender with a Teeny Weenie and Hold the Pussy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5647 I'll start with some Coronavirus vaccine 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5648 Ratatouille and a bowl of French Onion Soup 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5649 And can I get some wine with that cheese? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5650 I'll take the Coronavirus Speciale to go. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5651 sfsfd 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5652 I just thought it'd be awkward to call the joint "mouse" if you have no mice inside. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5653 Hello, lady? I heard about your new dish, ratatouille, and my cousin and I are very upset! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5654 I'll have the cheese parmesan. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5655 I've heard great things about the ratatouille! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5656 I’ll have some of your best garbage and then cheese for desert. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5657 Sir the chef recommends his Ratatouille, and we can offer a side of cheese as well. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5658 I'll have the mac and cheese sandwich, hold the macaroni. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5659 I'll have a wedge of your finest cheese and an N95 respirator to go. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5660 I will have the mousse au chocolat please 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5661 I just love a good plague, don't you? I'll have a cheese pizza, with extra cheese! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5662 You know what, I'll just have a pizza slice to go. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5663 I’ll have a Kafka - I mean, a coffee. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5664 Please, tell me you have ratatouille ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5665 My freiend reccomended- Hey those pepole next to us have cheddar cheese! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5666 Rat soup, mutha f******"!!!!?? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5667 Hi, I’d like a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread please! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5668 I'll have this second edition of leaves of grass with a side of the finer cardboard nachos. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5669 I'll go with the ratatouille for two. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5670 Pussy on rye, please. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5671 The cheese plate, but on a board -- I'm hungry. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5672 I'll have a double order of cheese fries. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5673 Can I have the Chocolate Mouse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5674 I 'll have the cheese omelet. Hold the eggs, please. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5675 The Cheese platter, please 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5676 I'd like you to greet me with less calm courtesy and more spazzy panic like all Rodent Americans!" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5677 A slice of pizza and please hurry. I need to get back down to the subway. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5678 Let me under your hat, and Id bet I can make your appetizers better than you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5679 I will have the gluten free Cheese plate 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5680 I’d like the Mac ‘n’ Cheese, hold the Mac! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5681 ‘I want cake and the finest wine known to humanity; I want them here and I want them now.’ 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5682 I'll have the cheese platter,hold the spring. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5683 The ratatouille was terrible. See if you can do better with a mousse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5684 A slice of pizza. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5685 May I see the gluten free menu please? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5686 Beggars can’t be choosers. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5687 Got any specials from last week, or just anything rotten? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5688 Yes, l have the cat tartare with a glass of revenge. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5689 Cheese omelet, hold the eggs, please 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5690 I definitely won't have any bread with that. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5691 No hurry, they closed the Kingdom. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5692 I'll have a mousse please. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5693 Meeska, Mooska, Mouseketeers, Mouse Cartoon Time now is here. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5694 I'll have the ham and cheese sandwich. Hold the bread and ham. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5695 A dollop of peanut butter, hold the trap. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5696 I'll have a cheese pizza but hold the cheese. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5697 I'm sorry sir, we can not serve your cheese with a mouse trap. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5698 I’ll have the subway pizza and a glass of your 2013 Sewer Water. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5699 You belong in the kitchen! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5700 Does the cheese platter have gluten? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5701 And may I have hard cheese in my burger? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5702 Do you have a wine with a nice mouse trap bouquet? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5703 I'll have the catburger with cheese. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5704 I'll have some cheese....hold the mousetrap, please.... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5705 Yelp reviewers said lots of mice run around here so I thought I 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5706 There is talk of the failure of socialism, and where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia, and in Latin America? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5707 I'll have the pate de fois gras, and a little chocolate mousse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5708 ...And extra cheese. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5709 I will have the catfish, but can I just have something else instead of the ratatouille? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5710 Disney closed for two weeks... it has been such a long time since I've had a decent cheese. How is the camembert? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5711 I’ll have the cheese platter with an extra side Of toilet paper. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5712 I’ll start with the cheese 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5713 Turkey and cheese on rye, and hold the mayo. The MAYO. Last time you gave me mayo, and left off the CHEESE! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5714 I’ll have the Mouse’lls 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5715 I’ll have a slice. To go. Down the subway stairs. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5716 How come everything has Cat-sup on it? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5717 I would recommend the La Delizia Pinot Noir. It pairs wonderfully with the Salmon Wellington. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5718 I'll start with a Corona. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5719 Just another day for Ratatouille at work, now as a food critic. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5720 Catfish sandwich please -- hold the rat poison. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5721 What? Ratatouille again? Damn that movie. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5722 I'd like a BLT, but with cheese, and you can hold the BLT. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5723 I'll have the Swiss cheese sandwich,hold the bread. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5724 Please, and this is important, have Pierre make a fresh batch. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5725 Is your catsup sliced, diced, or pureed? Or maybe all three? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5726 Remember McLuhan. The mouse is not the meal. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5727 I'm still waiting for my friends. We're discussing the best way to congratulate China on doing our job for us! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5728 The e-cheese plate. Forget the bread. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5729 Is the cheese plate served on a deadly trap? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5730 Down No, the Robinsons were like family. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5731 No not tonight, Alice, I've given up dairy. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5732 What do you mean children's portion? Can't you see I'm 32 years old? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5733 I'll have broiled exterminator with rice and beans, and a margarita! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5734 The foie gras. Can I get it raw? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5735 Can I have the Cesar salad with grated cheese on top? oh and please hold the salad! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5736 So you want the four-cheese pizza, hold the bread? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5737 I called the exterminator." ... Said the mouse 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5738 What wine would you recommend with braised cat? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5739 I'd like the cat burger with Swiss cheese. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5740 I've never clicked with someone directly but this new app. is awesome. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5741 Gimme the cheeseburger. Make it plain, bunless, and hold the patty. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5742 Do you happen to have the ratatouille? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5743 Can you serve me quickly, I'm on my way to a costume ball? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5744 Cheeseburger, please. Hold the burger. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5745 I'd like the Subway Sandwich to go, please. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5746 How fresh is the cheddar? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5747 Does the ratatouille come with a salad? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5748 I'll have a corn kernel, once over easy. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5749 Cheese, cheese and cheese. Hold the trap. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5750 I'll have the Cheddar Cheese and Broccoli Soup, the Gnocchi with Gorgonzola Cream Sauce and the New York Cheese Cake for dessert! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5751 I’ll have the dairy-free cheeseboard 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5752 I'll take a Caesar Salad... but hold the dressing, croutons, egg, lettuce, and anchovies. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5753 “Milk glass and grilled cheese with classic old fashioned soft molasses cat paws!” 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5754 I’ll have the cheese plate , sans trap , s’il vous plait . 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5755 I will take the ratatouille,but only if Remy cooks it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5756 May I see your latest kitchen inspection report please? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5757 Is there a cheese menu? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5758 I like my dessert the way I like my men, a chocolate mousse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5759 Is there any humanitarian in the Ratatouille? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5760 I don't mind rodent it's better than vermin. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5761 Can I recommend our pizza by the slice? It travels well. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5762 Do your order's come with surprise guests? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5763 So you're saying it's a soup *for* cats and not *of* cats? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5764 I'll have whatever's thrown in the garbage. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5765 I'll have the Chicken Tartare. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5766 I will have Le cheese platter please. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5767 Server: What are you doing here? Rodent: All the years scavenging in your kitchen, I deserve a seat at the table thank you very much! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5768 Marcel hoped that he had finally found a diner that served plant based grilled cheese. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5769 Can I have the chicken without the cat chatore? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5770 Do you have anything that's been left festering on the kitchen floor for three to four days? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5771 I’ll have the ratatouille, please, with extra rat. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5772 No, I've never tried the Ratatouille 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5773 I’ll have the macaroni and five cheeses. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5774 I’ll have the BLT with a side of my own babies. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5775 Catnip avec Fromage a la Double-creme. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5776 Non! Non, Nanette! On dit "rat-ah-two-ee"! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5777 I will have the BQ cat. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5778 ...so then Obama told me that at that moment I had more leverage than I would ever have again and all I needed to do was endorse... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5779 I'll have the mouse special. Extra cheese 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5780 (In waitress thought bubble) He is going to order the ratatouille, I just know it! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5781 I'll have the mac and cheese special please, but hold the mac. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5782 I've tried chicken,pheasant,and fish. What would you recommend? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5783 I'll have the grilled cheese with extra cheese. Oh, and hold the bread. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5784 Do you serve gluten free cat burgers" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5785 I'll have a limburger and hold the catsup. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5786 Cheeseburger please. Hold the meat and the bun. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5787 I'll have the Rathskeller special. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5788 I’ll take the cheese plate, with a side of cheese. Thank you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5789 I'm sorry, what exactly is chocolate mousse? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5790 Is that goat's milk or sheep's milk? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5791 Have you cleaned up the human droppings from your last health inspection? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5792 Hold the tomato on the grilled cheese 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5793 Do you serve cheese? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5794 What well-aged fromage do you recommend? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5795 I'll order for my pussycat. I'm sure she's just late." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5796 I’ll have number 19, please, the COVID-19 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5797 I said “hold the toast and tomato “ ! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5798 Just cheese please... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5799 Do you guys have vegan cheese on the menu? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5800 How about a cheese pizza with a cheese-based crust? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5801 I’ll have a large round of parmigiana reggiano, and a side of Raos tomato sauce. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5802 I’ll have the cheese nachos, mac & cheese, cheese platter, and low-cal cheesecake. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5803 At least there are still mice to patronize our establishment. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5804 I’ll have the cheese omelette, hold the omelette. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5805 Could I have a bat dish please, minus the virus? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5806 Sir, please don't be alarmed. It really only has to do with the shape of the pancake. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5807 Aww, rats! you’re out of cheese fondue. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5808 How is the rotten garbage prepared? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5809 I'll have the cheeseburger. Cut the burger. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5810 3 orders of the cheese plate please, and pace them like courses. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5811 The veal in the dumpster was utterly delicious. I am curious to see if table dining improves the experience. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5812 But hold the trap please. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5813 I’ll have the raclette, s’il vous plait. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5814 Look down at me again and I walk out. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5815 Is there any chance you could add chicken to my ratatouille? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5816 I’ll take a cheese sandwich today. I’m tired of dragging pizza slices down the stairs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5817 I’ll take the moussetrap dessert, please! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5818 I will have what the Meg Ryan lookalike behind you is having. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5819 I'll have the blue cheese dressing with a house salad on the side. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5820 You should check out my Soundcloud. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5821 As a mouse, I rather resent the term, “rodent menu”. Tars us all with the same brush. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5822 How's the catburger? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5823 I think I’ll start with the cheese assortment. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5824 I'm a cannibal. One helping of ratatouille. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5825 I’ll have the gentrification platter 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5826 A slice of pizza--go heavy on the cheese. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5827 I got two tickets for To Kill a Mockingbird, wanna go? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5828 Hi, I'm Suzie, I'll be your server for tonight. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5829 How's the pizza? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5830 I'll have a grilled Swiss cheese on rye with a side of Guda. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5831 Sorry, I'm allergic to cheese! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5832 I'll have cat al' orange 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5833 Nice to see that fine selection of cheese. Can you bring me the wine list? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5834 I'm on a culinary adventure. How's the cheese? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5835 Please mam 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5836 I'll take the Charcuterie Board with Extra-Sharpe Cheddar, Baby Swiss and Smoked Gouda, please." John Kavanagh Bellaire, M 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5837 Peanut butter on a cracker and the cheese platter 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5838 I was supposed to going on a date tonight, but something tells me this is a trap. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5839 I'd like the chocolate mousse cake. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5840 Hold the cheese please. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5841 Let me cut to the chase, I'm going to need two cookies, a glass of milk, and a place to nap. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5842 Could I have the ratatouille, please? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5843 Wow, I can't believe you have to pay for a garbage plate here, I get those for free! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5844 Do you folks serve filet of cat? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5845 Perhaps you could recommend something vegan, I'm tired of the same old cheese trap... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5846 You're new here? I'll have my usual - it's the cheese board of course. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5847 I'll have the H.I., blackened, with a side of cheese. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5848 Sorry , we don't carry French cheese 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5849 A slice of your famous subway pizza please, with extra cheese. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5850 Isn't it obvious what I want? Bring me pizza! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5851 And by the way, let the chef know I'm lactose intolerant. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5852 Who cuts the cheese? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5853 I'll take five orders of the cheese plate 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5854 Politically I'm a rat. I'm safe from infection. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5855 Eating at the subway train tunnels has lost its charm! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5856 I'll have the Mighty Mouse Mussels, with the Mickey Mouse Mousse for dessert. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5857 I came for the grilled cheese. I'll stay for the chocolate mousse. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5858 The cheese alternatives are made from locally sourced plant proteins. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5859 I do not want to have a meal, but please give me some toilet paper. I will pay for a full super price. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5860 Do you have a gluten-free cheese option? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5861 Instead I'll just take a cheese platter to go. Would you mind placing it in a paper bag and leaving it under the table?" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5862 I’d like a cat burger please. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5863 Sure, with Coronavirus around, now you are willing to let me eat here. Where was everyone when I got a thumbs up from the most famous critic in Paris? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5864 Of course the assorted cheeses..what else would I be getting? .I'm a rat . Can't you see that.?! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5865 cheeseburger hold the catsup 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5866 Whole grain cereal please. Dry, no milk—watching my cholesterol. Oh, and throw in a side of pork fat and orange peels while you’re at it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5867 COULD I HAVE THE CHEESE ON THE SIDE? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5868 I'll have the chocolate mousse cake. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5869 Let's go ahead and make that order to go please. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5870 I was a little disappointed to see that you only got a B. 1.0789 0.02667 38 36 2 0
5871 One slice of pizza, no box. I'll just drag it home on the subway. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5872 I'll have the menu and the check. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5873 Just how do you prepare the cat special? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5874 I’ll have the fondue, followed by the artisanal cheese plate. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5875 with our name up front you're sure to do well. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5876 I’ll have the ratatouille, and a nice box of wood shavings. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5877 I'll have the cheesecake, and stop calling me "mousse." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5878 "Can I have the grilled cheese, hold the bread?" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5879 I'll have the humanatouille. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5880 No, it's not that I'm, lactate intolerant, I just never cared for cheese. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5881 Since you hired Kitty in the kitchen, I've been craving your Belgian waffles! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5882 How is the Aspartame? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5883 Can I speak to the somm about something that will go with the cheese plate? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5884 Ratatouille! I was hoping Catatouille was today’s special. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5885 I'm so hungry I could eat a tomcat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5886 I will have the cheese sandwich, squeak, hold the bread, mayo, tomato and lettuce, squeak, and Cheetos instead of chips please, squeak 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5887 I'll have a slice of New York style pizza 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5888 I would like a double cheeseburger, but hold the burgers. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5889 Say hi to my friends in the back for me. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5890 It used to be we could only come in through holes in the walls and eat scraps off the floor! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5891 I'll get you fired for this abysmal service; the manager is my cousin. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
5892 Do you have anything dairy free? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5893 Macaroni and cheese, please. But hold the macaroni. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5894 No feline entrees? Oh very well I’ll just have some kitten toes and a basket of fried cat ears. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5895 Um, I'm actually lactose-intolerant so let me have that coffee black, please! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5896 A slice to go, please. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5897 I'll have the ratatouille -- extra cheese. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5898 Hold the macaroni, just the cheese please! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5899 I’ll have the ‘Rat-Trap Special,” and hold the rodenticide! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5900 I'll have a half cat, with plenty of cream. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5901 Would you like milk with your cookie? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5902 can I see your low fat cheese menu please 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5903 I will have the special 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5904 My incisors never stop growing! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5905 I will start with a glass of your house cat-bernet. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5906 What do they rats in the kitchen usually recommend? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5907 Common mistake, i'm "Itchy". The cat's name is "Scratchy". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5908 I'll have the cheese fondu please. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5909 I'll have the 'Cat of the Day' and the 'Chocolate Mouse.' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5910 And an extra table for my date to stand on. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5911 I didn't know this restaurant had a Grade A rating. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5912 I'll have a vegan cheese sandwich tested for Mousona virus, please. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5913 Cheese pizza, hold the pickles. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5914 A medium three-cheese pizza please. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5915 I’ll have the coronavirus, no whip. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5916 I'll have a cheese platter medium rare. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5917 Omg you have oat milk?! One miced coffee please.. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5918 That sounds delicious! Unfortunately, I’m lactose intolerant. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5919 Is the ratatouille vegan? Petra Lopez, Langley, WA 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5920 Help me! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5921 Can you tell me about the cheeses? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5922 Shaken, not stirred" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5923 Why do you assume I'd want the "Mouse" menu? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5924 Does the cheese platter come with bread crumbs? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5925 2 Coronavirus test kits with the cheese board 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5926 Mouse cake is not in the menu would you rather chieescka . 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5927 Now all you have to do is hold the bread, forget the grill, give me a check for the grilled-cheese sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5928 Actually I Eat Like A Lion 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5929 What's in the Rat Stew? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5930 I'll have the baked cat, please. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5931 No need to mention the Time of Everyday Frisks 3x a Day, big stands in Duane’s. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5932 I'll have the cheese plate to eat here and one to go. Cut the baguette into bite-sized pieces. Hold the grapes and strawberries, and the pepperoni. You can skip the Camembert, the Brie, and the Boursin. Just bring me the Swiss Cheese - er...Gruyere. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5933 Just the cheese platter please and no covid with that. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5934 Did you want the cheese plate as a meal or an appetizer? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5935 I’ll have the New and Improved Pest Control, please.” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5936 Royale with cheese? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5937 I'll have the Chinese Three Squeaks Dish and please don't forget a pair of chopsticks. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5938 Is the d-Con gluten free? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5939 So you serve the original New York pizza here? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5940 I’d like the three cheese pizza with extra cheese, hold the crust 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5941 I’ll have an egg McMuffin, please. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5942 I'll have the Mouse Red 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5943 The Jamesons' regular table will now be my regular table for the duration. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5944 A grilled cheese, a side of cheese, and hold the trap. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5945 Can you tell me if there is any warfarin in the Shepherd’s pie? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0