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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-03-15T19:29:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-03-29T19:30:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-03-23T19:30:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 30, 2020 |
Number of captions | 5946 |
Number of responses | 1083114 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I just want to make sure 'mousse' isn't a typo. | 2.3544 | 0.00604 | 14266 | 2078 | 5048 | 7126 |
1 | I was considering ordering the cheese board but that seems like a trap. | 2.2693 | 0.00713 | 10919 | 1964 | 4048 | 4896 |
2 | I've been coming to this place since it was a hole in the wall. | 2.2559 | 0.00590 | 17326 | 3587 | 5720 | 8012 |
3 | I know I don't look familiar, but believe me, I eat here all the time. | 2.1800 | 0.00660 | 14102 | 3302 | 4964 | 5823 |
4 | Just coffee, I have to get back to the lab. | 2.1034 | 0.00635 | 15484 | 4106 | 5662 | 5708 |
5 | There'll be several hundred of us. | 2.0908 | 0.00842 | 8752 | 2364 | 3226 | 3150 |
6 | The last time I was here, I swear they tried to poison me. | 1.9831 | 0.00780 | 10560 | 3478 | 3769 | 3300 |
7 | Remember when I was the worst thing to temporarily shut down a restaurant? | 1.9588 | 0.00869 | 8613 | 2980 | 2996 | 2623 |
8 | I remember when this place was just a hole in the wall. | 1.9500 | 0.00794 | 9866 | 3337 | 3679 | 2838 |
9 | Could you suggest something light? I have a maze to run this afternoon. | 1.9487 | 0.00820 | 8465 | 2647 | 3599 | 2207 |
10 | Well hell yeah I want cheese on it !!! | 1.9472 | 0.01274 | 3956 | 1379 | 1407 | 1170 |
11 | I usually eat out back, but it's my birthday. | 1.9357 | 0.00825 | 9114 | 3135 | 3421 | 2547 |
12 | I’ll have a wedge of Swiss on a flat wooden board. No springs attached. | 1.9243 | 0.00890 | 8417 | 3142 | 2764 | 2508 |
13 | I'd like one of the cheeses in the refrigerator with the door that's so hard to open. | 1.9222 | 0.00906 | 7625 | 2719 | 2770 | 2123 |
14 | Oh, chocolate 'mousse'...that's a relief. | 1.9217 | 0.00908 | 7046 | 2347 | 2892 | 1791 |
15 | Get used to it, we're the only ones not afraid to go out anymore. | 1.9209 | 0.00883 | 8370 | 3084 | 2853 | 2426 |
16 | I don't understand - everywhere I go gets horrible reviews. | 1.9193 | 0.00846 | 8695 | 3088 | 3204 | 2390 |
17 | The ratatouille is... vegetarian, right? | 1.9018 | 0.01133 | 4604 | 1613 | 1823 | 1156 |
18 | I trust that the 'chocolate mouse' is a typo. | 1.8872 | 0.00801 | 9808 | 3701 | 3498 | 2597 |
19 | Do you have cat? I've always wanted to taste cat. | 1.8866 | 0.00992 | 6996 | 2846 | 2080 | 2057 |
20 | Just me tonight, she got trapped at work.” | 1.8779 | 0.00957 | 6795 | 2581 | 2460 | 1749 |
21 | Did you wash your hands? | 1.8605 | 0.01114 | 5304 | 2168 | 1702 | 1426 |
22 | No cheese plate? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this? | 1.8560 | 0.00894 | 8123 | 3300 | 2678 | 2134 |
23 | I’ve been eating here for years and I never knew you had table service! | 1.8462 | 0.00982 | 6132 | 2365 | 2345 | 1419 |
24 | I’ve been coming here since it was just a hole-in-the-wall. | 1.8409 | 0.00965 | 6607 | 2644 | 2367 | 1592 |
25 | Here's the deal: you comp my meal and nobody at the Board of Health has to know I was ever here. | 1.8326 | 0.01124 | 4857 | 1964 | 1742 | 1150 |
26 | ...fair enough, I'll have the ham and Swiss on Rye-hold the ham, hold the Rye. | 1.8192 | 0.01003 | 6233 | 2621 | 2112 | 1495 |
27 | I'll have whatever's on the floor. | 1.8179 | 0.01012 | 6344 | 2737 | 2013 | 1587 |
28 | It's not on the menu but I wonder if I could have some of that delicious Swiss cheese in your pantry ... high up on the shelf, left hand corner ... | 1.8152 | 0.00982 | 6265 | 2581 | 2258 | 1423 |
29 | My friends in the kitchen recommended this place. | 1.8089 | 0.01130 | 4552 | 1842 | 1734 | 972 |
30 | Long time visitor, first time customer! | 1.8001 | 0.01240 | 3822 | 1580 | 1423 | 815 |
31 | Yeah, you could say I've eaten here before. | 1.7806 | 0.01403 | 2758 | 1118 | 1126 | 512 |
32 | I hate to be a bother, but I think I saw a cockroach.” | 1.7776 | 0.01465 | 2999 | 1373 | 920 | 704 |
33 | I've already nibbled on everything, so I know exactly what I want. | 1.7704 | 0.01063 | 5231 | 2282 | 1865 | 1082 |
34 | I loved your bad review in the Times. | 1.7583 | 0.01064 | 5771 | 2750 | 1660 | 1357 |
35 | My usual. But on a plate. | 1.7479 | 0.02174 | 1198 | 528 | 444 | 226 |
36 | What, exactly, is in the mousse? | 1.7440 | 0.01193 | 3910 | 1717 | 1474 | 716 |
37 | Just please don't serve it on a slab of wood with a spring attached | 1.7426 | 0.01081 | 5400 | 2573 | 1634 | 1187 |
38 | filet de chat, s'ili vous plait, avec fromage…. | 1.7402 | 0.01181 | 4585 | 2217 | 1338 | 1026 |
39 | It'll just be me tonight. My wife got trapped at work. | 1.7386 | 0.01197 | 4066 | 1859 | 1408 | 795 |
40 | I'd like the cheese platter, please, without any of the trappings. | 1.7276 | 0.01460 | 2768 | 1297 | 925 | 544 |
41 | I remember this place when it was just a hole in the wall... | 1.7262 | 0.01345 | 3393 | 1632 | 1056 | 703 |
42 | I'll have what she's leaving. | 1.7229 | 0.01372 | 3133 | 1477 | 1045 | 609 |
43 | This is great. A month ago, I couldn’t even get in the door, let alone get a reservation. | 1.7155 | 0.01897 | 1543 | 710 | 562 | 270 |
44 | This time let the chef surprise ME! | 1.7126 | 0.02409 | 995 | 471 | 339 | 185 |
45 | I usually eat in the kitchen, but today's my birthday. | 1.7075 | 0.01477 | 2639 | 1256 | 895 | 486 |
46 | The Grilled Cheese, please. | 1.7009 | 0.01204 | 4464 | 2312 | 1174 | 977 |
47 | I'll have the cheese platter, without any of the trappings. | 1.7004 | 0.01293 | 3511 | 1713 | 1135 | 662 |
48 | I'd like to order a martini for the cat sitting at the bar. And please tell her, "There's no need to keep playing this game". | 1.6834 | 0.01850 | 1728 | 871 | 533 | 324 |
49 | You've got a great underground following! | 1.6799 | 0.01682 | 1946 | 945 | 672 | 323 |
50 | Good guess, but I'll just have the spaghetti. | 1.6783 | 0.01440 | 2931 | 1514 | 846 | 571 |
51 | Define 'I'll be taking care of you.' | 1.6771 | 0.01828 | 1722 | 863 | 552 | 306 |
52 | That's far enough. I'm social distancing. | 1.6732 | 0.01620 | 2200 | 1112 | 691 | 394 |
53 | I’m celebrating not being the species spreading disease. | 1.6717 | 0.01667 | 2108 | 1077 | 646 | 385 |
54 | Can you tell me about your small plates. | 1.6714 | 0.01482 | 2511 | 1238 | 855 | 415 |
55 | ... and a side of cheese, hold the trap. | 1.6626 | 0.01449 | 2700 | 1380 | 847 | 469 |
56 | Is your cheese locally sourced? | 1.6609 | 0.01486 | 2740 | 1451 | 767 | 522 |
57 | I hear good things about your garbage. | 1.6537 | 0.01521 | 2631 | 1413 | 714 | 503 |
58 | Mac ‘n’ cheese, and hold the mac. | 1.6509 | 0.01524 | 2532 | 1341 | 734 | 457 |
59 | Can you put a rush on it? I have to scurry. | 1.6480 | 0.01634 | 2003 | 1011 | 684 | 306 |
60 | Here’s what’s going to happen: I get 50 pounds of cheese in small unmarked blocks, or my friends and I scurry around your dining room every night for the next two years. | 1.6460 | 0.01684 | 2014 | 1058 | 608 | 346 |
61 | What do you have that’s a bit piquant and a week past its best-by date? | 1.6353 | 0.01715 | 1985 | 1073 | 563 | 349 |
62 | Let's go for irony — I'll have the catfish. | 1.6301 | 0.01809 | 1722 | 921 | 517 | 284 |
63 | You know what, make it a double. I’ll do an extra fifteen minutes on the wheel. | 1.6287 | 0.01901 | 1511 | 796 | 477 | 236 |
64 | I'll have the cheese, hold the trap. | 1.6249 | 0.01902 | 1725 | 983 | 406 | 336 |
65 | What do you mean there's an elephant in the room ? | 1.6229 | 0.01948 | 1631 | 928 | 390 | 313 |
66 | Do you have any of those menus with the maze on the back? | 1.6229 | 0.01863 | 1591 | 851 | 486 | 252 |
67 | I'll have what Meg Ryan had. | 1.6212 | 0.01961 | 1621 | 928 | 379 | 314 |
68 | Is not including the prices some kind of trap? | 1.6194 | 0.01920 | 1579 | 873 | 432 | 273 |
69 | I 'll have the feline mignon. | 1.6169 | 0.02597 | 830 | 452 | 244 | 134 |
70 | So I thought I'd treat myself, you know, and try the front of house tonight. | 1.6165 | 0.01894 | 1502 | 803 | 471 | 227 |
71 | Sorry for the sanitation rating. | 1.6125 | 0.01979 | 1427 | 781 | 415 | 229 |
72 | The Mouse-About-Town website gave your cheese platter 4 squeaks. | 1.6124 | 0.02058 | 1424 | 812 | 352 | 260 |
73 | Perhaps one last fondue before the season changes. | 1.6115 | 0.02057 | 1408 | 798 | 357 | 252 |
74 | Nah. I’m lactose intolerant. | 1.6102 | 0.02074 | 1388 | 792 | 346 | 250 |
75 | Do you have a parmesan aged 5 years ...? | 1.6098 | 0.02148 | 1371 | 805 | 296 | 270 |
76 | Does the cheeseboard come without a spring? | 1.6084 | 0.02027 | 1338 | 732 | 398 | 208 |
77 | Because the cat's away. | 1.6031 | 0.02106 | 1237 | 682 | 363 | 191 |
78 | I know it was only a Pixar movie, but with a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, it's an idea whose time is clearly due! | 1.6016 | 0.02274 | 1235 | 738 | 251 | 246 |
79 | Really. I need a tie? | 1.6013 | 0.02153 | 1189 | 659 | 345 | 185 |
80 | Why does everyone assume I want cheese? | 1.5995 | 0.02179 | 1176 | 658 | 331 | 187 |
81 | Actually, I'm from the health department. | 1.5981 | 0.02192 | 1152 | 643 | 329 | 180 |
82 | I'm strangely drawn to the cheesecake, but I'm afraid it's a trap. | 1.5974 | 0.02167 | 1155 | 638 | 342 | 174 |
83 | Very funny! No. I'll have the Eggplant Scallopini. | 1.5957 | 0.02341 | 1123 | 664 | 249 | 210 |
84 | I hear this place is great. My friend works in the kitchen. | 1.5953 | 0.02214 | 1117 | 623 | 323 | 171 |
85 | Yes, just cheese." | 1.5940 | 0.02347 | 1091 | 639 | 256 | 196 |
86 | Yes, I'll have the Cacciatore, please. | 1.5931 | 0.02431 | 1096 | 671 | 201 | 224 |
87 | I'll have that maggoty pork chop I saw in your kitchen last night. | 1.5912 | 0.02416 | 1069 | 640 | 224 | 204 |
88 | And what wine goes best with Gorgonzola? | 1.5911 | 0.02394 | 1059 | 626 | 240 | 193 |
89 | Get used to it. Soon I'll be your only customer. | 1.5898 | 0.02243 | 1036 | 572 | 318 | 146 |
90 | This is a no-cat restaurant right? | 1.5873 | 0.02416 | 1008 | 589 | 244 | 174 |
91 | I’ll have a chicken salad sandwich on whole wheat toast. No mayo, no butter, no lettuce. Hold the chicken. And crumble the toast. | 1.5870 | 0.02415 | 1017 | 598 | 241 | 178 |
92 | To be honest, I’ll eat anything | 1.5864 | 0.02298 | 984 | 543 | 304 | 136 |
93 | I'm waiting for two friends...and do you have this in braille? | 1.5861 | 0.02453 | 976 | 570 | 236 | 168 |
94 | I hardly recognize the place with the lights on? | 1.5847 | 0.02327 | 968 | 538 | 294 | 136 |
95 | Long day at the lab. Just bring me whatever won't cause cancer. | 1.5842 | 0.02447 | 926 | 529 | 253 | 144 |
96 | I hear your cheese board is to die for? | 1.5840 | 0.02381 | 964 | 547 | 271 | 146 |
97 | ...and a wheel of Brie! | 1.5824 | 0.02567 | 953 | 581 | 189 | 183 |
98 | Oh, no thanks! Ratatouille is so 2007. | 1.5824 | 0.02471 | 953 | 559 | 233 | 161 |
99 | If you’re sure it’s not a typo...I’ll have the chocolate mousse. | 1.5802 | 0.02443 | 910 | 518 | 256 | 136 |
100 | I heard the food here is garbage, so I came over as fast as I could. | 1.5799 | 0.02459 | 914 | 525 | 248 | 141 |
101 | Just bring me anything you find spilled on the floor. It's all good. | 1.5793 | 0.02592 | 908 | 550 | 191 | 167 |
102 | I heard that your soup has flies? | 1.5784 | 0.02658 | 899 | 557 | 165 | 177 |
103 | I don't know how to read | 1.5780 | 0.02642 | 891 | 544 | 179 | 168 |
104 | When they told me `hole-in-the-wall' I never expected such an impressive wine list. | 1.5773 | 0.02498 | 880 | 506 | 239 | 134 |
105 | And hold the artificial sweetener. That stuff killed my cousin Frank in a lab. | 1.5762 | 0.02435 | 873 | 489 | 265 | 119 |
106 | Now that you people started washing your hands, I thought I could risk coming here. | 1.5754 | 0.02521 | 862 | 499 | 231 | 132 |
107 | I’ll have whatever table twelve doesn’t finish. | 1.5748 | 0.02433 | 856 | 476 | 268 | 112 |
108 | I'll have whatever you have been putting in the green dumpster in the alley all week. It's dee-lish ! | 1.5743 | 0.02518 | 855 | 491 | 237 | 127 |
109 | Why such a low health department rating? | 1.5741 | 0.02637 | 850 | 509 | 194 | 147 |
110 | It's the Chinese rats who transmit the plague. I've never been out of New York. How's the cheese plate? | 1.5738 | 0.02712 | 847 | 521 | 166 | 160 |
111 | Yes, I do eat here often. | 1.5726 | 0.02517 | 758 | 413 | 255 | 89 |
112 | I'm expecting 357 guests. | 1.5706 | 0.02592 | 815 | 473 | 219 | 123 |
113 | What exactly is ratatouille? | 1.5704 | 0.02527 | 810 | 458 | 242 | 110 |
114 | So as you've heard ma'am, Disney kicked me out of my kitchen. | 1.5702 | 0.02766 | 819 | 508 | 155 | 156 |
115 | Excellent menu! What time do they take out the garbage? | 1.5665 | 0.02628 | 775 | 448 | 215 | 112 |
116 | No, I'm Stuart Little; I'm just waiting for Mr. White. | 1.5658 | 0.02805 | 767 | 470 | 160 | 137 |
117 | I’d like to see your cheese tray, please. | 1.5649 | 0.02615 | 763 | 437 | 221 | 105 |
118 | Come on - no cheese on toast ? | 1.5637 | 0.02878 | 761 | 478 | 137 | 146 |
119 | I'll have the Soupe de Chat and the Biftek de Serpent à Sonnettes, S'il vous plaît. (in English): I'll have the Cat Soup and Rattlesnake Steak, please. | 1.5624 | 0.03049 | 745 | 492 | 87 | 166 |
120 | The cheese tray, of course. | 1.5623 | 0.02804 | 738 | 446 | 169 | 123 |
121 | they've really upped the rewards for getting through the maze. | 1.5618 | 0.02767 | 728 | 432 | 183 | 113 |
122 | I usually eat here at night | 1.5616 | 0.02564 | 730 | 405 | 240 | 85 |
123 | What do you have that's pesticide free? | 1.5613 | 0.02681 | 734 | 425 | 206 | 103 |
124 | First, thank you for not shrieking. | 1.5610 | 0.02559 | 729 | 404 | 241 | 84 |
125 | I prefer free range cheese. | 1.5610 | 0.02930 | 729 | 458 | 133 | 138 |
126 | Can you believe I’ve lived upstairs all these years and never tried this place? | 1.5610 | 0.02639 | 729 | 415 | 219 | 95 |
127 | I'll start with the Sprat in cream sauce, then a cup of the Ratatouille, a full plate of the Rattlesnake Gratin and finish with a nice Stilton & peanut butter. | 1.5610 | 0.03031 | 738 | 483 | 96 | 159 |
128 | I used to live here. | 1.5608 | 0.02674 | 724 | 416 | 210 | 98 |
129 | Don't you belong in the kitchen? | 1.5598 | 0.03009 | 711 | 454 | 116 | 141 |
130 | I know, I’m a pest. | 1.5585 | 0.02670 | 709 | 407 | 209 | 93 |
131 | I'll have what everyone else is having | 1.5568 | 0.02885 | 695 | 423 | 157 | 115 |
132 | Poutine. Hold the fries. | 1.5567 | 0.02942 | 697 | 433 | 140 | 124 |
133 | You wouldn't believe the maze I went through to get here. | 1.5560 | 0.02653 | 687 | 386 | 220 | 81 |
134 | I don't like the way you asked: "What's your poison?" | 1.5559 | 0.02756 | 689 | 400 | 193 | 95 |
135 | I'll do three cheeseboards, two baked bries, the four-cheese ravioli, the fondue, but hold the chocolate, the burrata, a grilled cheese. Oh, and do you have mozzarella sticks? I'll do one of those for dessert. | 1.5557 | 0.02991 | 691 | 435 | 128 | 128 |
136 | It only looks like I’m dining alone. | 1.5552 | 0.02811 | 679 | 400 | 181 | 98 |
137 | And what exactly is in the ratatouille? | 1.5544 | 0.02800 | 680 | 400 | 183 | 97 |
138 | I need to be out of here before the clock strikes one. | 1.5536 | 0.02746 | 672 | 387 | 198 | 87 |
139 | I’ll have one bite from everything on the menu. | 1.5529 | 0.02733 | 671 | 385 | 201 | 85 |
140 | I'll take the special. And put a rush on that. I've gotta get back to the kitchen. | 1.5524 | 0.02893 | 659 | 395 | 164 | 100 |
141 | Oh yes, I come here very often. | 1.5515 | 0.02746 | 651 | 371 | 201 | 79 |
142 | Are the cheeses served with or without spring loaded mechanisms? | 1.5511 | 0.02995 | 646 | 397 | 142 | 107 |
143 | Make sure they don't put any cheese on it. I'm trying a Vegan diet. | 1.5489 | 0.03081 | 634 | 398 | 124 | 112 |
144 | What's rotten? | 1.5476 | 0.02989 | 630 | 384 | 147 | 99 |
145 | I'll do the spoonful of peanut butter. | 1.5473 | 0.02958 | 634 | 384 | 153 | 97 |
146 | No one cares about the black plague anymore. | 1.5472 | 0.03059 | 625 | 388 | 132 | 105 |
147 | Cheese. Hold the trap, please. | 1.5470 | 0.02826 | 627 | 362 | 185 | 79 |
148 | There will be 27 more of us in a moment and we'll start with the crudité . | 1.5468 | 0.03010 | 620 | 378 | 145 | 97 |
149 | My friend recommends your cheese pizza. I'll try a slice. And can you make it to go, please? | 1.5463 | 0.03170 | 626 | 403 | 104 | 119 |
150 | You look like you've never seen anyone dine alone. | 1.5448 | 0.02936 | 591 | 346 | 168 | 77 |
151 | What's on tonight's cheese board? | 1.5429 | 0.02843 | 595 | 340 | 185 | 69 |
152 | A mouse and a server is this an internet cafe? | 1.5421 | 0.03030 | 594 | 360 | 146 | 88 |
153 | This is so much nicer than my usual hole in the wall. | 1.5419 | 0.02879 | 585 | 337 | 179 | 69 |
154 | Now just to be certain, is fromage the same as cheese? | 1.5411 | 0.03155 | 584 | 365 | 122 | 97 |
155 | What do you have from the bar that’s not spring loaded? | 1.5400 | 0.03106 | 587 | 363 | 131 | 93 |
156 | Can I get the cheese tray without the spring trap? | 1.5395 | 0.02961 | 569 | 348 | 141 | 80 |
157 | And so I figured, what the heck! I'm a native New Yorker. This is my city, too! | 1.5372 | 0.03023 | 564 | 335 | 153 | 75 |
158 | I think I'll play it safe and go with the cheese platter | 1.5369 | 0.03082 | 555 | 333 | 144 | 77 |
159 | And then I said to the genie ...go ahead, you can't do anything to me. | 1.5367 | 0.03039 | 559 | 335 | 147 | 76 |
160 | I’m celebrating, just won the rat race. | 1.5364 | 0.02983 | 550 | 322 | 160 | 67 |
161 | I'd just like something to nibble on. | 1.5360 | 0.03003 | 556 | 328 | 158 | 70 |
162 | I don't usually order from the menu. | 1.5360 | 0.02904 | 556 | 319 | 176 | 61 |
163 | I'm still waiting for some friends. Lots of friends. Lots and lots of friends. | 1.5353 | 0.03048 | 553 | 330 | 150 | 73 |
164 | I'm curious. If you bring the order to the table and the patron has disappeared, would you have to throw the meal away in the garbage can out in the alley? | 1.5348 | 0.03000 | 546 | 320 | 160 | 66 |
165 | I'll try the ratatouille. | 1.5345 | 0.03229 | 550 | 345 | 116 | 89 |
166 | It's ok. People have been distancing themselves from me for years. | 1.5339 | 0.02948 | 545 | 315 | 169 | 61 |
167 | Make that a double. The wife just had octuplets. Again. | 1.5339 | 0.02993 | 545 | 319 | 161 | 65 |
168 | What makes you think I want cheese? I'll have the lobster. | 1.5336 | 0.03076 | 536 | 319 | 148 | 69 |
169 | I'm due back at the lab soon, so just a salad. | 1.5332 | 0.03006 | 542 | 318 | 159 | 65 |
170 | Really, anything without poison would be fine. | 1.5326 | 0.03150 | 537 | 327 | 134 | 76 |
171 | And for dessert I’ll have the cheesecake. | 1.5314 | 0.02989 | 525 | 304 | 160 | 58 |
172 | First time? No, I eat here often, just when you're not around. | 1.5305 | 0.03151 | 509 | 303 | 140 | 65 |
173 | What do you have that's quick? I have to get back to the lab. | 1.5299 | 0.02996 | 519 | 300 | 163 | 56 |
174 | I’m working from home today. | 1.5290 | 0.03216 | 518 | 318 | 126 | 74 |
175 | Remember me? I was in here last week -- you tried to kill me? You work for tips, right? Big mistake. Huge. | 1.5287 | 0.03186 | 522 | 319 | 130 | 73 |
176 | Leftovers, please! | 1.5285 | 0.03400 | 509 | 326 | 97 | 86 |
177 | ...could you serve it on a mousetrap? I’m feeling homesick. | 1.5285 | 0.03523 | 509 | 337 | 75 | 97 |
178 | Isn't this great? The health department is preoccupied with coronavirus. | 1.5282 | 0.03201 | 496 | 298 | 134 | 64 |
179 | Can I get you a high chair? | 1.5280 | 0.03391 | 517 | 333 | 95 | 89 |
180 | I’ll have whatever the cat dragged in as long as it isn’t my cousin. | 1.5276 | 0.03119 | 508 | 302 | 144 | 62 |
181 | Complimentary Camembert and Gruyere appetizer? Sounds like a trap to me. | 1.5268 | 0.02893 | 503 | 301 | 147 | 55 |
182 | I will have the cheese without the trap, please. | 1.5268 | 0.03326 | 503 | 315 | 111 | 77 |
183 | To start, a dry martini with six drops of Martini & Rossi, no 'stirred not shaken,' jokes, no 'ratatouille' references, ... and please keep the kitchen cat locked up unless you want to see the fur fly. | 1.5256 | 0.03428 | 508 | 328 | 91 | 88 |
184 | Last time I was here it was just a little hole in the wall! | 1.5253 | 0.03245 | 495 | 302 | 126 | 67 |
185 | I told myself I would try something different, but....oh bring me the cheese plate. | 1.5253 | 0.03090 | 495 | 289 | 150 | 55 |
186 | Do you have vegan cheese? | 1.5242 | 0.03447 | 496 | 320 | 92 | 84 |
187 | I'm just saying, it's nice to have one plague where I'm not the bad guy. | 1.5237 | 0.03137 | 485 | 286 | 144 | 55 |
188 | And when it's ready, could you just hide it somewhere? | 1.5234 | 0.03122 | 491 | 290 | 145 | 56 |
189 | I like it that you're so close to the subway. | 1.5226 | 0.03146 | 486 | 288 | 142 | 56 |
190 | Really? I work here too. I'm part of what you'd call the cleanup crew. | 1.5220 | 0.03204 | 477 | 285 | 135 | 57 |
191 | No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.5211 | 0.03472 | 474 | 303 | 95 | 76 |
192 | I’ll have what’s under table three. | 1.5211 | 0.03149 | 474 | 279 | 143 | 52 |
193 | I think I'll start with some sweepings off the floor. | 1.5209 | 0.03449 | 478 | 305 | 97 | 76 |
194 | Your restrooms are disgusting! You no doubt have infestation! | 1.5207 | 0.03563 | 484 | 320 | 76 | 88 |
195 | Sorry for all the questions...normally I just navigate a maze, hit a button and get a pellet. | 1.5203 | 0.03230 | 469 | 281 | 132 | 56 |
196 | I usually eat in the kitchen. | 1.5202 | 0.03164 | 471 | 278 | 141 | 52 |
197 | Stormwater is fine." | 1.5200 | 0.02720 | 475 | 297 | 127 | 51 |
198 | I come here all the time, just never when you're open. | 1.5192 | 0.03121 | 468 | 273 | 147 | 48 |
199 | You recommend the cheese? Is this some kind of a trap? | 1.5192 | 0.03333 | 468 | 287 | 117 | 63 |
200 | Really? The cheese plate?? So you just assume that all mice order "the cheese plate" in your sick, twisted little world. | 1.5192 | 0.03236 | 468 | 281 | 131 | 56 |
201 | The kitchen is too crowded so I decided to eat out here. | 1.5184 | 0.03443 | 463 | 292 | 102 | 69 |
202 | I'll have the cheese board. Hold the trap. | 1.5184 | 0.03470 | 463 | 294 | 98 | 71 |
203 | Oh I'm very familiar with the menu. I'm in the kitchen every night. | 1.5166 | 0.03181 | 453 | 266 | 140 | 47 |
204 | Oh, I'll eat anything. | 1.5165 | 0.03349 | 455 | 279 | 117 | 59 |
205 | Don't pretend you don't need the business, Diane. | 1.5165 | 0.03349 | 455 | 279 | 117 | 59 |
206 | I'll have what those folks dropped under their table. | 1.5155 | 0.03351 | 452 | 277 | 117 | 58 |
207 | I read a review that your food is garbage. | 1.5155 | 0.03201 | 452 | 267 | 137 | 48 |
208 | It’s a bit racist of you to assume, but yes, I actually WOULD like some cheese to start. | 1.5143 | 0.03476 | 455 | 289 | 98 | 68 |
209 | Do you have lactose-free cheese? If not, I'll go with the PBJ. | 1.5143 | 0.03600 | 455 | 298 | 80 | 77 |
210 | Does the cheese come trap free? | 1.5136 | 0.03450 | 440 | 274 | 106 | 60 |
211 | The usual. A Mickey Mouse Club, extra cheese. | 1.5134 | 0.03432 | 448 | 280 | 106 | 62 |
212 | Yes, I was part of the original Rat Pack. | 1.5125 | 0.03575 | 439 | 282 | 89 | 68 |
213 | They finally built a better mousetrap. | 1.5125 | 0.03632 | 439 | 286 | 81 | 72 |
214 | I have, I actually met my first wife here. | 1.5125 | 0.03395 | 439 | 270 | 113 | 56 |
215 | Con queso, con queso, Senorita! | 1.5115 | 0.03651 | 434 | 283 | 80 | 71 |
216 | You know I usually eat for free. | 1.5105 | 0.03255 | 427 | 251 | 132 | 43 |
217 | When was the last time you washed your hands, ma’am? | 1.5095 | 0.03594 | 422 | 269 | 91 | 62 |
218 | Actually, I'm lactose intolerant, so hold the cheese. | 1.5094 | 0.03688 | 424 | 277 | 78 | 69 |
219 | I’ve got an eight o’clock ticket for “Cats.” Front row. | 1.5094 | 0.03344 | 426 | 257 | 121 | 48 |
220 | Well, I was told this is the cheesiest place in town | 1.5093 | 0.03601 | 428 | 275 | 88 | 65 |
221 | Your restaurant is highly recommended by the City’s Department of Health | 1.5085 | 0.03404 | 413 | 250 | 116 | 47 |
222 | Of course I can talk. I’m a cartoon rat. | 1.5083 | 0.03331 | 421 | 255 | 119 | 47 |
223 | OMG !!! You scared me! I thought you were the Farmer's wife! | 1.5083 | 0.03572 | 423 | 269 | 93 | 61 |
224 | My wife will be here shortly. We're considering infesting. | 1.5083 | 0.03328 | 423 | 254 | 123 | 46 |
225 | If someone named Tom shows up, you never saw me. Capice? | 1.5082 | 0.03561 | 427 | 271 | 93 | 62 |
226 | Moussaka! What exactly is that made from? | 1.5082 | 0.03436 | 427 | 264 | 109 | 54 |
227 | Thank you for your suggestion but I'm lactose intolerant | 1.5072 | 0.03634 | 416 | 267 | 87 | 62 |
228 | I've eaten here many times, but I've never seen the menu. | 1.5072 | 0.03369 | 416 | 251 | 119 | 46 |
229 | Of course I’m happy! This time we didn’t cause the pandemic! | 1.5072 | 0.03659 | 347 | 208 | 102 | 37 |
230 | Cheese without the trappings | 1.5061 | 0.03282 | 413 | 244 | 129 | 40 |
231 | I think you’ll find you’re out of the special and it was great! | 1.5061 | 0.03405 | 413 | 251 | 115 | 47 |
232 | Your cheese, it stands alone, right? | 1.5060 | 0.03294 | 417 | 248 | 127 | 42 |
233 | Before you bring the pizza out, is there a way you could drag it around on the street first? | 1.5059 | 0.03407 | 421 | 258 | 113 | 50 |
234 | Is your garbage local? | 1.5049 | 0.03411 | 412 | 251 | 114 | 47 |
235 | I've been a regular here for years; I'm surprised you've never seen me. | 1.5037 | 0.03258 | 401 | 234 | 132 | 35 |
236 | The fondue, please! | 1.5036 | 0.03796 | 413 | 276 | 66 | 71 |
237 | Sweep me up some of the crap behind the stove. | 1.5025 | 0.03730 | 400 | 260 | 79 | 61 |
238 | The dumpster out back felt crowded. | 1.5025 | 0.03558 | 400 | 250 | 99 | 51 |
239 | There will be two of us as soon as the clock strikes one. | 1.5025 | 0.03470 | 408 | 252 | 107 | 49 |
240 | Just coffee for me. I had pizza in the subway | 1.5013 | 0.03528 | 391 | 241 | 104 | 46 |
241 | You can relax. I have been tested. | 1.5013 | 0.03509 | 391 | 240 | 106 | 45 |
242 | I'll have whatever's left of what they're having. | 1.5013 | 0.03464 | 395 | 241 | 110 | 44 |
243 | Extra cheese. | 1.5012 | 0.03516 | 401 | 249 | 103 | 49 |
244 | I'll have the catfish. | 1.5000 | 0.03484 | 392 | 240 | 108 | 44 |
245 | I’ll have the Cat’s Away Special. | 1.5000 | 0.03486 | 400 | 247 | 106 | 47 |
246 | I'll have the ham and cheese on rye. Hold the ham, hold the rye. | 1.4987 | 0.03601 | 391 | 246 | 95 | 50 |
247 | I'd like your trap-free cheese board to start and for my entree I'll have the d-Con-free pellet casserole. | 1.4974 | 0.03923 | 390 | 264 | 58 | 68 |
248 | I'll have a large rack of Cat, and a side of cheese. | 1.4974 | 0.03804 | 390 | 257 | 72 | 61 |
249 | So you just assume I want the cheese, unbelievable! Anywho, I'll have the cheese. | 1.4974 | 0.03472 | 388 | 237 | 109 | 42 |
250 | There was a gal who used to work in the kitchen, about my height, red eyes. She still around? | 1.4974 | 0.03632 | 384 | 242 | 93 | 49 |
251 | I would like the rest of that Camembert I started in your kitchen | 1.4974 | 0.03698 | 380 | 242 | 87 | 51 |
252 | '' I usually just eat and run. "' | 1.4974 | 0.03335 | 378 | 222 | 124 | 32 |
253 | Hmmm ... is it Wensleydale? | 1.4961 | 0.03842 | 385 | 255 | 69 | 61 |
254 | Can I get a table closer to the dumpster? | 1.4960 | 0.03532 | 379 | 233 | 104 | 42 |
255 | Don't look at me like that. I gave the manager three rolls of toilet paper and some hand sanitizer. | 1.4960 | 0.03649 | 379 | 239 | 92 | 48 |
256 | S'il vous plait, le fromage de jour. | 1.4960 | 0.03605 | 377 | 235 | 97 | 45 |
257 | It's nice to eat somewhere other than a hole in the wall. | 1.4960 | 0.03580 | 375 | 232 | 100 | 43 |
258 | I was in your trash last night and thought this chef is doing some exciting things. | 1.4960 | 0.03499 | 375 | 228 | 108 | 39 |
259 | I resent your presumption but, yes, I'll have the cheese. | 1.4960 | 0.03438 | 375 | 225 | 114 | 36 |
260 | May I have that a la cat? | 1.4947 | 0.03828 | 380 | 250 | 72 | 58 |
261 | I'll have macaroni and cheese..hold the macaroni | 1.4947 | 0.03713 | 378 | 242 | 85 | 51 |
262 | Well I guess I’ll start. My wife's trapped at home. | 1.4946 | 0.03601 | 372 | 231 | 98 | 43 |
263 | I'm hungry. I spent the morning running up and down a clock. | 1.4946 | 0.03610 | 368 | 228 | 98 | 42 |
264 | I think I'll just wait for my three friends. Would you show them where I am when they come? They can't see. | 1.4934 | 0.03644 | 377 | 238 | 92 | 47 |
265 | All my friends practically live here. | 1.4932 | 0.03361 | 367 | 215 | 121 | 30 |
266 | All my friends love this place, but we can't figure out why you have a D rating from the Health Department. | 1.4932 | 0.03596 | 367 | 227 | 99 | 41 |
267 | That sounds delicious. Now tell me, is the feline wild or domesticated? | 1.4932 | 0.03817 | 367 | 238 | 77 | 52 |
268 | Could we start with the cheese plate? | 1.4932 | 0.03329 | 365 | 213 | 124 | 28 |
269 | I want a free meal, or I'll call the health inspector and report myself. | 1.4932 | 0.03814 | 365 | 236 | 78 | 51 |
270 | If I pay for my meal, am I still what you call a "health violation?" | 1.4918 | 0.03639 | 364 | 227 | 95 | 42 |
271 | No, just the toilet water is fine. | 1.4904 | 0.03693 | 365 | 231 | 89 | 45 |
272 | Soup, pease. Cat got my toungue. | 1.4904 | 0.03930 | 365 | 243 | 65 | 57 |
273 | My former lab partner highly recommends this place. | 1.4903 | 0.03682 | 361 | 227 | 91 | 43 |
274 | I read an online review that said your food “tastes like garbage”. | 1.4903 | 0.03676 | 359 | 225 | 92 | 42 |
275 | YOU DON'T HAVE CHEESE QUICHE?! WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS?! | 1.4890 | 0.04015 | 364 | 247 | 56 | 61 |
276 | I'll have what they're having. | 1.4888 | 0.03887 | 356 | 233 | 72 | 51 |
277 | The Yelp reviews said this place serves garbage | 1.4886 | 0.03725 | 350 | 220 | 89 | 41 |
278 | I know I attract the Health Department's attention, but you're the only place that serves a cheese platter without the trap. | 1.4875 | 0.03862 | 359 | 235 | 73 | 51 |
279 | And please make sure the cook washes his hands. I have seen some things back there you would not believe! | 1.4873 | 0.03554 | 355 | 217 | 103 | 35 |
280 | I'll have the cheese platter. Hold the trap. | 1.4872 | 0.03583 | 351 | 215 | 101 | 35 |
281 | It was like a maze trying to find this place. | 1.4870 | 0.03589 | 347 | 212 | 101 | 34 |
282 | You want that with beetles or moths? | 1.4859 | 0.04104 | 354 | 243 | 50 | 61 |
283 | I'll have the cat, well done please. | 1.4859 | 0.03821 | 354 | 229 | 78 | 47 |
284 | You make me want to be a better mouse. | 1.4858 | 0.03941 | 352 | 233 | 67 | 52 |
285 | I'll have the rye on Swiss | 1.4858 | 0.03921 | 352 | 232 | 69 | 51 |
286 | I'll have a coffee and the two egg breakfast. | 1.4841 | 0.04129 | 347 | 238 | 50 | 59 |
287 | I'll start with the Gruyere followed by Stilton then finish with a can of Cheese Whiz and make it snappy - I'm on break from the kitchen. | 1.4841 | 0.03901 | 347 | 227 | 72 | 48 |
288 | No mam. I'm a raccoon. The cartoonist can't draw raccoons. | 1.4841 | 0.03696 | 345 | 216 | 91 | 38 |
289 | I am so excited to finally order off your menu! I have been enjoying your alley-way-buffet for months! | 1.4838 | 0.03814 | 339 | 216 | 82 | 41 |
290 | Better make it a double. I just got laid off from Disney. | 1.4838 | 0.03745 | 339 | 213 | 88 | 38 |
291 | Do you have any cheese that comes without a trap? | 1.4837 | 0.04055 | 337 | 225 | 61 | 51 |
292 | My mom says your kitchen is spotless! | 1.4836 | 0.03777 | 335 | 211 | 86 | 38 |
293 | This is a big step up from my regular hole in the wall. | 1.4836 | 0.03682 | 335 | 206 | 94 | 34 |
294 | Yes I have eaten here before, but usually I go self service. | 1.4836 | 0.03417 | 335 | 199 | 111 | 25 |
295 | I'm an influencer." | 1.4821 | 0.03792 | 336 | 213 | 84 | 39 |
296 | I’d like something I can just nibble on. | 1.4820 | 0.03665 | 334 | 206 | 95 | 33 |
297 | Rodent Daily gave your cheese soufflé 4 out of 5 squeaks | 1.4806 | 0.03657 | 335 | 207 | 95 | 33 |
298 | I just had to get out of Wuhan. | 1.4806 | 0.03847 | 335 | 225 | 63 | 47 |
299 | Are you telling me that Pixar made the whole thing up? | 1.4806 | 0.03894 | 335 | 217 | 75 | 43 |
300 | I will have a grill cheese sandwich but never mind the bread please | 1.4806 | 0.03962 | 335 | 220 | 69 | 46 |
301 | I’m thinking about the cheese board, as long as it doesn’t have one of those metal springy things on it.” | 1.4806 | 0.04029 | 335 | 223 | 63 | 49 |
302 | It says you have a free cheese appetizer but that kind of feels like a trap. | 1.4805 | 0.03770 | 333 | 210 | 86 | 37 |
303 | With these prices, I'm not surprised you don't see many mice in here. | 1.4805 | 0.03841 | 333 | 213 | 80 | 40 |
304 | My, how the tables have turned. | 1.4804 | 0.03664 | 331 | 209 | 87 | 35 |
305 | I was just in the kitchen and the special looks great. | 1.4802 | 0.03680 | 329 | 203 | 94 | 32 |
306 | Is your cheese trap-free? | 1.4801 | 0.03942 | 327 | 212 | 73 | 42 |
307 | Your description of the cheese plate is alarmingly captivating. | 1.4789 | 0.03529 | 332 | 210 | 89 | 33 |
308 | Pepperoni! | 1.4789 | 0.04318 | 332 | 234 | 37 | 61 |
309 | Is the cheese plate a trap? | 1.4789 | 0.03966 | 332 | 218 | 69 | 45 |
310 | Pardon me, but can I just check if you washed your hands. | 1.4788 | 0.04143 | 330 | 224 | 54 | 52 |
311 | Sampler looks good, yeah: ‘Le Cosmetiques.’ | 1.4772 | 0.03935 | 329 | 227 | 52 | 50 |
312 | Is the cat fresh today ? | 1.4772 | 0.04175 | 329 | 225 | 51 | 53 |
313 | Just a cup of soup, I ate on the subway | 1.4768 | 0.03702 | 323 | 200 | 92 | 31 |
314 | I'll have the Garbage Sampler. Tell the chef it's for Dimples. | 1.4766 | 0.03848 | 321 | 204 | 81 | 36 |
315 | Just the leftovers. | 1.4763 | 0.04010 | 317 | 207 | 69 | 41 |
316 | The other two should be along shortly. Got one of these in braille? | 1.4763 | 0.03779 | 317 | 198 | 87 | 32 |
317 | I’m never alone. The others are already in your kitchen. | 1.4763 | 0.04181 | 317 | 214 | 55 | 48 |
318 | I can't decide. What's stale today? | 1.4762 | 0.03675 | 315 | 195 | 91 | 29 |
319 | You know, this is my favorite little hole in the wall. | 1.4762 | 0.03661 | 315 | 192 | 96 | 27 |
320 | I’ll have the Ratatouille special. | 1.4753 | 0.03616 | 324 | 198 | 98 | 28 |
321 | I've been a regular here all my life but it's my first time to order from the menu. | 1.4745 | 0.03585 | 314 | 189 | 101 | 24 |
322 | I can't get it. You're safe. | 1.4744 | 0.03994 | 312 | 205 | 67 | 40 |
323 | I’ll have the cheese plate but hold the trap this time, please. | 1.4734 | 0.04064 | 319 | 212 | 63 | 44 |
324 | I'll have the cheddar without the trappings. | 1.4732 | 0.04009 | 317 | 208 | 68 | 41 |
325 | Don't worry. I carry the plague, not coronavirus. | 1.4728 | 0.03893 | 313 | 200 | 78 | 35 |
326 | Is it the same cheese you use in the traps? | 1.4727 | 0.03804 | 311 | 195 | 85 | 31 |
327 | Anything that you've dropped on the floor is fine. | 1.4725 | 0.03767 | 309 | 192 | 88 | 29 |
328 | Don’t forget my employee discount. | 1.4723 | 0.04003 | 307 | 199 | 71 | 37 |
329 | Minnie will be joining me shortly | 1.4721 | 0.04049 | 305 | 199 | 68 | 38 |
330 | Don't worry, it was the bubonic plague we were responsible for. | 1.4714 | 0.03991 | 297 | 190 | 74 | 33 |
331 | I've eaten here many times, but never as a customer | 1.4708 | 0.03830 | 308 | 194 | 83 | 31 |
332 | Do you have that pizza that the subway rat liked so much? | 1.4708 | 0.04224 | 308 | 209 | 53 | 46 |
333 | I won the New Yorker caption contest. | 1.4708 | 0.04045 | 308 | 202 | 67 | 39 |
334 | I'll have the mac and cheese. Hold the mac. | 1.4706 | 0.04118 | 306 | 203 | 62 | 41 |
335 | I’ve seen the kitchen and the pantry, let’s just go with a glass of water. | 1.4706 | 0.03876 | 306 | 199 | 72 | 35 |
336 | I'll have some of that excellent gruyere I sampled back in your kitchen. | 1.4706 | 0.03931 | 306 | 196 | 76 | 34 |
337 | Oh nothing for me right now. I’m just checking to see what will be in the trash tonight. | 1.4706 | 0.03736 | 306 | 189 | 90 | 27 |
338 | I come here often. My cousin lives behind your stove. | 1.4706 | 0.03707 | 306 | 188 | 92 | 26 |
339 | First let me say I'm glad you reopened after that nasty health inspection business. | 1.4704 | 0.03867 | 304 | 192 | 81 | 31 |
340 | I'll have whatever they are having, after they've had it. | 1.4700 | 0.04031 | 300 | 197 | 66 | 37 |
341 | Have you any menus in braille? I'm expecting another three. | 1.4698 | 0.03923 | 298 | 189 | 78 | 31 |
342 | It's all so delicious here, however i've never ordered off the main menu before | 1.4698 | 0.03923 | 298 | 189 | 78 | 31 |
343 | My brother Chuck E. is in the restaurant business! | 1.4691 | 0.03948 | 307 | 198 | 74 | 35 |
344 | Yes, I know it may cause cancer in laboratory animals | 1.4686 | 0.03932 | 303 | 194 | 76 | 33 |
345 | Yes, you are having a nightmare. | 1.4684 | 0.04116 | 301 | 199 | 63 | 39 |
346 | To be honest, I was expecting a better cheese list. | 1.4684 | 0.03779 | 301 | 187 | 87 | 27 |
347 | The dumpster was empty... | 1.4682 | 0.03884 | 299 | 189 | 80 | 30 |
348 | Oh, sure, I’ll have a nibble. | 1.4680 | 0.03568 | 297 | 177 | 101 | 19 |
349 | I'll have the cheese plate, with none of the trappings. | 1.4680 | 0.03903 | 297 | 188 | 79 | 30 |
350 | Has your kitchen been inspected lately? | 1.4680 | 0.04018 | 297 | 192 | 71 | 34 |
351 | I think I saw a human under my table. | 1.4678 | 0.04123 | 295 | 194 | 64 | 37 |
352 | I’m Kitty and I’ll be taking care of you | 1.4676 | 0.04030 | 293 | 189 | 71 | 33 |
353 | Have you accepted Cheeses as your saviour? | 1.4671 | 0.04189 | 304 | 205 | 56 | 43 |
354 | What is your dumpster special for today? | 1.4671 | 0.03977 | 304 | 197 | 72 | 35 |
355 | Can I just get the drywall with electric cable side? | 1.4667 | 0.04125 | 300 | 199 | 62 | 39 |
356 | Please send over the cheese sommelier. | 1.4667 | 0.04232 | 300 | 203 | 54 | 43 |
357 | ...But why are you called Katz then? | 1.4667 | 0.04285 | 300 | 205 | 50 | 45 |
358 | I'll take the leftovers from table 2 please. | 1.4664 | 0.03720 | 283 | 175 | 85 | 22 |
359 | I'm a smelly subway rat sitting here dripping in rodent filth ordering a shrimp salad from a fancy downtown restaurant. What's freaking me out is you seem OK with this. | 1.4662 | 0.03717 | 296 | 189 | 79 | 28 |
360 | I will pay ten dollars for every vote my caption receives. I'm Mike Bloomberg and I approve this message. | 1.4662 | 0.04028 | 296 | 192 | 70 | 34 |
361 | I'll have whatever those people just sent back to the kitchen. | 1.4658 | 0.04010 | 292 | 188 | 72 | 32 |
362 | I'll try the cat. | 1.4655 | 0.04176 | 290 | 192 | 61 | 37 |
363 | I'll have my usual, the Ratatouille. | 1.4644 | 0.03832 | 295 | 185 | 83 | 27 |
364 | You want to say hi to the boys in the kitchen? | 1.4644 | 0.03519 | 295 | 185 | 87 | 23 |
365 | It’s a special occasion, I came out of the closet. | 1.4644 | 0.03951 | 295 | 189 | 75 | 31 |
366 | I’ll have last month’s special. | 1.4629 | 0.03979 | 283 | 180 | 75 | 28 |
367 | I'll have their leftovers | 1.4629 | 0.04103 | 283 | 184 | 67 | 32 |
368 | Who, me? Just doing research for my next book, Of Mice and Menu. | 1.4618 | 0.04139 | 288 | 190 | 63 | 35 |
369 | Is the garbage locally sourced? | 1.4618 | 0.03959 | 288 | 184 | 75 | 29 |
370 | A grilled cheese sandwich, and hold the bread. | 1.4618 | 0.04211 | 288 | 195 | 54 | 39 |
371 | Please tell my girlfriend I’m back here. Can’t miss her - really cute! | 1.4618 | 0.04449 | 288 | 201 | 41 | 46 |
372 | Do I look like I want soy cheese? | 1.4618 | 0.03990 | 288 | 185 | 73 | 30 |
373 | I'm in computers now. | 1.4615 | 0.04041 | 286 | 185 | 70 | 31 |
374 | Slice of pizza to go, please. Just drop it on the floor. I'll take it from there. | 1.4613 | 0.03968 | 284 | 181 | 75 | 28 |
375 | . . . sans trap. | 1.4610 | 0.04409 | 282 | 194 | 46 | 42 |
376 | What smells today? | 1.4610 | 0.04204 | 282 | 187 | 60 | 35 |
377 | Hey, you'd be at much greater risk if it was a human sitting here. | 1.4607 | 0.03879 | 280 | 175 | 81 | 24 |
378 | Yes, I usually just eat in the kitchen - I thought I'd try out here for a change. | 1.4604 | 0.03798 | 278 | 171 | 86 | 21 |
379 | I tried helping myself but they kicked me out of the kitchen. | 1.4604 | 0.04280 | 278 | 186 | 56 | 36 |
380 | Can you put a rush on that? I gotta be back at the lab by seven. | 1.4601 | 0.03936 | 276 | 176 | 74 | 26 |
381 | I'm not with the pack. I'm social distancing. | 1.4601 | 0.04242 | 276 | 183 | 59 | 34 |
382 | I would like some cheese with the trap on the side. | 1.4594 | 0.04397 | 283 | 195 | 46 | 42 |
383 | Can you describe the nibbler? | 1.4588 | 0.04083 | 279 | 181 | 68 | 30 |
384 | Please respect my decision to identify as human while dining tonight. | 1.4586 | 0.04092 | 266 | 170 | 70 | 26 |
385 | What is this...CHEESE cake I keep hearing about? | 1.4585 | 0.03875 | 277 | 173 | 81 | 23 |
386 | Where’s your hair net? | 1.4585 | 0.03975 | 277 | 176 | 75 | 26 |
387 | What do you have that isn't fresh? | 1.4585 | 0.03737 | 277 | 169 | 89 | 19 |
388 | It's 6 feet. Back up. | 1.4585 | 0.04167 | 277 | 182 | 63 | 32 |
389 | I hate to be a pest, but can you tell me the specials again? | 1.4582 | 0.03962 | 275 | 174 | 76 | 25 |
390 | Pizza please | 1.4582 | 0.04583 | 275 | 194 | 36 | 45 |
391 | The kitchen is highly recommended by my friends. | 1.4582 | 0.03928 | 275 | 173 | 78 | 24 |
392 | Actually, I've been eating here for years. | 1.4582 | 0.03894 | 275 | 172 | 80 | 23 |
393 | I'm celebrating my escape from the lab. | 1.4579 | 0.04049 | 273 | 174 | 71 | 27 |
394 | Do you have anything small enough to fit through a sewer grate? | 1.4579 | 0.04276 | 273 | 182 | 57 | 34 |
395 | I'll have the crumbs of whatever he is having | 1.4579 | 0.03173 | 273 | 179 | 74 | 20 |
396 | I get that all the time, but actually, I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.4579 | 0.04016 | 273 | 174 | 73 | 26 |
397 | I'll have the cheese cubes with a side of peanut butter. | 1.4556 | 0.03909 | 270 | 169 | 79 | 22 |
398 | I'll have what they're having... assuming they don't finish. | 1.4556 | 0.04098 | 270 | 177 | 64 | 29 |
399 | I've heard great things about your cheese plate." | 1.4549 | 0.04327 | 266 | 178 | 55 | 33 |
400 | I can't believe I got a table! Most restaurants I go to get shut down. | 1.4549 | 0.04021 | 266 | 169 | 73 | 24 |
401 | I'll have what they're having, after they've had it. | 1.4549 | 0.03859 | 266 | 167 | 78 | 21 |
402 | I said chocolate mousse not chocolate mouse! | 1.4549 | 0.04294 | 266 | 177 | 57 | 32 |
403 | The chef and I used to run around together. | 1.4542 | 0.03913 | 273 | 172 | 78 | 23 |
404 | You better not be drawing a cartoon about this. | 1.4542 | 0.04337 | 273 | 185 | 52 | 36 |
405 | You want the health inspector knocking? No? Then it looks like this is on the house. | 1.4535 | 0.04158 | 269 | 176 | 64 | 29 |
406 | If you give a mouse a cookie, he won’t call the health inspector. | 1.4528 | 0.04238 | 265 | 175 | 60 | 30 |
407 | "When you're done here, I can take you to this great little hole in the wall I know..." | 1.4528 | 0.04136 | 265 | 172 | 66 | 27 |
408 | Blind date? Party of three, actually. | 1.4528 | 0.04238 | 265 | 175 | 60 | 30 |
409 | I usually have the buffet... | 1.4525 | 0.04329 | 263 | 176 | 55 | 32 |
410 | I find your menu choices far superior to my choices after hours | 1.4525 | 0.04396 | 263 | 178 | 51 | 34 |
411 | This place was highly recommended by my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother, my other brother, my other other brother, and my other other other brother. | 1.4525 | 0.03943 | 263 | 165 | 77 | 21 |
412 | My usual hole in the wall got shut down. | 1.4521 | 0.03964 | 261 | 164 | 76 | 21 |
413 | I’m just really here to enhance ‘social distancing.’ That’s all. | 1.4521 | 0.04146 | 261 | 169 | 66 | 26 |
414 | Cheese plate??? I resent people making assumptions of what I want based on my appearance. Yes, I would like the cheese plate. | 1.4519 | 0.03764 | 270 | 176 | 70 | 24 |
415 | I think I'll have the ratatouille. | 1.4515 | 0.04084 | 268 | 181 | 56 | 31 |
416 | Is there anyone I might know in the ratatouille? | 1.4511 | 0.04518 | 266 | 185 | 42 | 39 |
417 | In spite of losing my job today, I'm going all out. I'll have the "Who Moved My Cheese?" Fondue. | 1.4511 | 0.04611 | 266 | 188 | 36 | 42 |
418 | Mr. Cat will be arriving for dessert. It’s a game we play. | 1.4511 | 0.04549 | 266 | 186 | 40 | 40 |
419 | Can you bring it quickly? I've got to scurry. | 1.4500 | 0.04011 | 260 | 165 | 73 | 22 |
420 | Can you seat me closer to the kitchen? | 1.4500 | 0.04157 | 260 | 169 | 65 | 26 |
421 | I think I'll wait to order until my friends arrive in the middle of the night. | 1.4500 | 0.04433 | 260 | 177 | 49 | 34 |
422 | What was good yesterday? | 1.4500 | 0.03860 | 260 | 161 | 81 | 18 |
423 | I hear that your cheese platter is 'to die for'. | 1.4500 | 0.04192 | 260 | 170 | 63 | 27 |
424 | Fortunately, with all this coronavirus stuff going on, no one seems to care about the plague anymore. | 1.4496 | 0.04107 | 258 | 166 | 68 | 24 |
425 | We just had to get out tonight. We felt trapped in the house." | 1.4492 | 0.03940 | 256 | 160 | 77 | 19 |
426 | Why, thank you! I think you're cute too. | 1.4487 | 0.04051 | 263 | 169 | 70 | 24 |
427 | Sure I'm related to the Bat family, but I've been tested. | 1.4483 | 0.04284 | 261 | 174 | 57 | 30 |
428 | ...with cheese. And to follow that I'll have the cheese but please just cheese. | 1.4483 | 0.04486 | 261 | 180 | 45 | 36 |
429 | Just a drink for now, I'm expecting 10,000 friends.... | 1.4483 | 0.04036 | 261 | 167 | 71 | 23 |
430 | I'll be back in the kitchen as soon as my vacation is over." | 1.4483 | 0.04109 | 261 | 169 | 67 | 25 |
431 | Are there free refills with the cheese plate? | 1.4471 | 0.04358 | 255 | 171 | 54 | 30 |
432 | That's right, mac and cheese and hold the mac." | 1.4471 | 0.04065 | 255 | 163 | 70 | 22 |
433 | No I haven’t but my brother and his family ate here last night and loved the food! | 1.4471 | 0.03871 | 255 | 158 | 80 | 17 |
434 | I'll have what he's having after he's finished with it. | 1.4471 | 0.04287 | 255 | 169 | 58 | 28 |
435 | Are there humans in the kitchen too? I'm not sure I can eat here. | 1.4466 | 0.04455 | 253 | 172 | 49 | 32 |
436 | Sharp cheddar - hold the trap, please. | 1.4466 | 0.04384 | 253 | 170 | 53 | 30 |
437 | YOUR BEST BRIE, PLEASE..HOLD THE CATNIP | 1.4466 | 0.04728 | 253 | 180 | 33 | 40 |
438 | You're the only kitchen using masks. | 1.4466 | 0.04525 | 253 | 174 | 45 | 34 |
439 | Sure Honz... We serve rats... vermin... even Congressmen. | 1.4466 | 0.04420 | 253 | 171 | 51 | 31 |
440 | So, what time do you get off? | 1.4462 | 0.04410 | 251 | 169 | 52 | 30 |
441 | I'll have the roasted cat, and a slice of cheesecake for dessert. | 1.4462 | 0.04517 | 251 | 172 | 46 | 33 |
442 | Sir, your Tinder date left due to fact that you look nothing like your profile. | 1.4462 | 0.04149 | 251 | 162 | 66 | 23 |
443 | Oh, thank goodness -- I thought this said 'chocolate mouse.' | 1.4458 | 0.04055 | 249 | 158 | 71 | 20 |
444 | I don't normally eat in places that would have me for a customer. | 1.4458 | 0.04362 | 249 | 166 | 55 | 28 |
445 | It's OK. I'm an emotional support rat. It's my day off. | 1.4458 | 0.04134 | 249 | 160 | 67 | 22 |
446 | The health inspector’s in the kitchen so I’m on break. | 1.4458 | 0.04094 | 249 | 159 | 69 | 21 |
447 | Just a slice of the gouda from the lower shelf of the walk-in pantry with the wax that's difficult to chew through. | 1.4449 | 0.04100 | 245 | 161 | 61 | 23 |
448 | Two of my friends will join me but we need the menu in braille. | 1.4449 | 0.04377 | 245 | 163 | 55 | 27 |
449 | What do you recommend to someone who's tried everything? | 1.4449 | 0.04018 | 245 | 154 | 73 | 18 |
450 | I would like all the table scraps and a glass of Merlot, please. | 1.4440 | 0.04236 | 250 | 164 | 61 | 25 |
451 | Tell me about your floor to table specials. | 1.4440 | 0.04217 | 250 | 166 | 58 | 26 |
452 | If I press the lever twice, can I get anything on the menu? | 1.4440 | 0.04349 | 250 | 167 | 55 | 28 |
453 | With all that's going on in the world, I thought you'd appreciate the business. | 1.4440 | 0.04121 | 250 | 161 | 67 | 22 |
454 | Just the basics please, I'm as poor as a church mouse. | 1.4440 | 0.04349 | 250 | 167 | 55 | 28 |
455 | I am celebrating the year of the Rat, the rest of my party is in your kitchen. | 1.4435 | 0.04448 | 248 | 168 | 50 | 30 |
456 | I'm nocturnal, can I get breakfast now? | 1.4435 | 0.04261 | 248 | 163 | 60 | 25 |
457 | But, madam, I AM the health inspector. | 1.4435 | 0.04299 | 248 | 164 | 58 | 26 |
458 | I'll need another minute. Frankly, you caught me off guard. I didn't expect to make it this far. | 1.4435 | 0.04222 | 248 | 162 | 62 | 24 |
459 | On the dessert menu - that's chocolate MOUSSE, right? | 1.4435 | 0.04374 | 248 | 166 | 54 | 28 |
460 | How's the chocolate mousse today? | 1.4435 | 0.04411 | 248 | 167 | 52 | 29 |
461 | It's so good being out of that kitchen once in a while. | 1.4435 | 0.03984 | 248 | 156 | 74 | 18 |
462 | The cat is away so I thought I’d dine out. | 1.4435 | 0.04065 | 248 | 158 | 70 | 20 |
463 | It's prounounced "moos". | 1.4435 | 0.04024 | 248 | 157 | 72 | 19 |
464 | This place isn't my usual hole in the wall | 1.4435 | 0.04222 | 248 | 162 | 62 | 24 |
465 | So how’s your ratatouille tonight | 1.4435 | 0.04485 | 248 | 169 | 48 | 31 |
466 | My brother in the kitchen thinks the Boeuf bourguignon is divine. | 1.4435 | 0.04261 | 248 | 163 | 60 | 25 |
467 | When I was growing up , my family ate here a lot. | 1.4435 | 0.03984 | 248 | 156 | 74 | 18 |
468 | No, I’m not ratatouille, I’m just a mouse in a Resturant | 1.4435 | 0.04485 | 248 | 169 | 48 | 31 |
469 | Here’s to deregulation! | 1.4426 | 0.04070 | 244 | 155 | 70 | 19 |
470 | Your website did NOT say jacket and pants required! | 1.4426 | 0.03900 | 244 | 156 | 70 | 18 |
471 | I'll have the trap-cheese special. | 1.4426 | 0.04757 | 244 | 173 | 34 | 37 |
472 | How do you serve the cheese? | 1.4426 | 0.04465 | 244 | 165 | 50 | 29 |
473 | Yes, I’ll have what the cat dragged in please. | 1.4426 | 0.04152 | 244 | 157 | 66 | 21 |
474 | What do you have that's not fresh? | 1.4426 | 0.03986 | 244 | 153 | 74 | 17 |
475 | Just the menu for me, I'm making a new nest. | 1.4426 | 0.04311 | 244 | 161 | 58 | 25 |
476 | ``Hey, you live in 3B! Congrats on the new cleaning regimen.'' | 1.4426 | 0.04613 | 244 | 169 | 42 | 33 |
477 | My accent? Norwegian. | 1.4426 | 0.04152 | 244 | 157 | 66 | 21 |
478 | No, I haven't. Who's John Steinbeck? | 1.4422 | 0.04261 | 251 | 166 | 59 | 26 |
479 | You're not just making fun of me? You actually have cheesecake?!?!? | 1.4421 | 0.04297 | 242 | 159 | 59 | 24 |
480 | I'm sitting here naked, and you haven't asked why! | 1.4421 | 0.04337 | 242 | 159 | 57 | 25 |
481 | No, I'm not Remy of "Ratatouille" fame | 1.4418 | 0.04613 | 249 | 174 | 40 | 35 |
482 | I'll have the Quiche, Lorraine. | 1.4418 | 0.04470 | 249 | 170 | 48 | 31 |
483 | Please don't seat any cats within six feet of me. | 1.4418 | 0.04209 | 249 | 163 | 62 | 24 |
484 | I'll take your biggest steak. I have to report to the testing lab tomorrow. | 1.4418 | 0.04266 | 249 | 172 | 47 | 30 |
485 | Is it cage-free? | 1.4417 | 0.04323 | 240 | 158 | 58 | 24 |
486 | You know what, the cat’s away, add a side of bacon! | 1.4408 | 0.03910 | 245 | 155 | 73 | 17 |
487 | Please tell me the ratatouille isn't what I think it is. | 1.4403 | 0.04553 | 243 | 167 | 45 | 31 |
488 | Whew! I better get some eyeglasses! For a second there I thought the dessert menu said Chocolate MOUSE. | 1.4403 | 0.04283 | 243 | 159 | 59 | 24 |
489 | Since Corona, restaurants are just happy for any business | 1.4403 | 0.04323 | 243 | 161 | 57 | 25 |
490 | how soon can you have my sandwich ready? I don't want to be trapped here all afternoon | 1.4403 | 0.04515 | 243 | 166 | 47 | 30 |
491 | Can you tell me how the ratatouille was prepared? | 1.4403 | 0.04162 | 243 | 157 | 65 | 21 |
492 | Goddamn, Coronavirus! I’m trying to get my dick wet! | 1.4403 | 0.04912 | 243 | 177 | 25 | 41 |
493 | Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.4403 | 0.04401 | 243 | 163 | 53 | 27 |
494 | I’m not alone | 1.4403 | 0.04439 | 243 | 164 | 51 | 28 |
495 | I know, I know - these days you should avoid crowded places like the plague | 1.4403 | 0.04162 | 243 | 157 | 65 | 21 |
496 | I’ll have the vegetarian VERMINcelli special. | 1.4403 | 0.04553 | 243 | 167 | 45 | 31 |
497 | The reviews are saying the food is straight out of the dump" | 1.4398 | 0.04543 | 241 | 165 | 46 | 30 |
498 | Cheese Platter? I smell a trap | 1.4398 | 0.04427 | 241 | 162 | 52 | 27 |
499 | Can I have the cheese on a plate instead of a trap this time, please? | 1.4393 | 0.04494 | 239 | 162 | 49 | 28 |
500 | Does that come without a trap? | 1.4393 | 0.04833 | 239 | 171 | 31 | 37 |
501 | Just me tonight! My friend got trapped in a meeting. | 1.4388 | 0.04107 | 237 | 151 | 68 | 18 |
502 | Do you have any vegan options? | 1.4385 | 0.04611 | 244 | 170 | 41 | 33 |
503 | Can you hold the cheese? I’m trying to quit. | 1.4385 | 0.04463 | 244 | 166 | 49 | 29 |
504 | I'll start with the random nibbling of your loosely stored perishables, followed by the befoulment of your cutlery and service sets with droppings, and I'll finish with the closing of this establishment by the Health Department. | 1.4380 | 0.04090 | 242 | 155 | 68 | 19 |
505 | So you see, my other two blind friends are running a tad late. | 1.4378 | 0.04415 | 233 | 155 | 54 | 24 |
506 | Hold the cheese today, Maureen. I'm trying paleo. | 1.4364 | 0.04290 | 236 | 155 | 59 | 22 |
507 | I’m on a keto diet. So let’s put the cute back in charcuterie! | 1.4364 | 0.04729 | 236 | 166 | 37 | 33 |
508 | Could I please see your small plates menu? | 1.4364 | 0.04205 | 236 | 153 | 63 | 20 |
509 | Just a little peanut butter please. Hold the springy thing. | 1.4364 | 0.04414 | 236 | 158 | 53 | 25 |
510 | I’d like that to go ... no box ... just throw it in the dumpster out back. | 1.4364 | 0.04414 | 236 | 158 | 53 | 25 |
511 | I usually eat for free in the kitchen. | 1.4364 | 0.04052 | 236 | 152 | 66 | 18 |
512 | do all of these come with cheese! | 1.4364 | 0.04691 | 236 | 165 | 39 | 32 |
513 | And how many lever pushes is the ravioli? | 1.4364 | 0.04454 | 236 | 159 | 51 | 26 |
514 | I decided to come out of the closet | 1.4364 | 0.04247 | 236 | 153 | 61 | 21 |
515 | What do you recommend for someone who's lactose intolerant ? | 1.4359 | 0.04315 | 234 | 154 | 58 | 22 |
516 | Do you have anything cruelty-free? | 1.4359 | 0.04563 | 234 | 160 | 46 | 28 |
517 | ‘This place is a lot nicer than the last hole in the wall I went to’ | 1.4359 | 0.04441 | 234 | 157 | 52 | 25 |
518 | Yes, but in the kitchen there's always the danger of being stepped on. | 1.4359 | 0.04315 | 234 | 154 | 58 | 22 |
519 | Can I see the kids menu. | 1.4353 | 0.04633 | 232 | 160 | 43 | 29 |
520 | I'll have yesterday's special. | 1.4353 | 0.04076 | 232 | 147 | 69 | 16 |
521 | I’ll have the mac n cheese. Hold the mac. | 1.4353 | 0.04385 | 232 | 154 | 55 | 23 |
522 | Could I get the cheese plate and a stopwatch? I'm working on my PR." | 1.4353 | 0.04830 | 232 | 165 | 33 | 34 |
523 | Are you with the other two on the blind date? | 1.4353 | 0.04385 | 232 | 154 | 55 | 23 |
524 | You misspelled mousse. | 1.4353 | 0.04166 | 232 | 149 | 65 | 18 |
525 | I'll have a cheese burger - hold the burger. | 1.4353 | 0.04166 | 232 | 149 | 65 | 18 |
526 | I have three friends joining me, but they're going for a run right now. Do you have any braille menus? | 1.4353 | 0.04211 | 232 | 150 | 63 | 19 |
527 | I found you on MapQuest. Beats looking for food in a maze. | 1.4346 | 0.04233 | 237 | 155 | 61 | 21 |
528 | I'll have whatever the chef thinks will A Maze me. | 1.4346 | 0.04675 | 237 | 166 | 39 | 32 |
529 | I’ll have a glass of the Mousecato. | 1.4346 | 0.04825 | 237 | 170 | 31 | 36 |
530 | My wife says your beer cheese soup is to die for. | 1.4335 | 0.04327 | 233 | 154 | 57 | 22 |
531 | The cheese... does it stand alone? | 1.4335 | 0.04370 | 233 | 155 | 55 | 23 |
532 | Is the trash fresh? | 1.4335 | 0.04284 | 233 | 153 | 59 | 21 |
533 | No, seriously- I can't read. What's on the menu? | 1.4329 | 0.04266 | 231 | 151 | 60 | 20 |
534 | I'm squeaking as loud as I can! | 1.4329 | 0.04354 | 231 | 153 | 56 | 22 |
535 | I'll let you know I own this place. | 1.4329 | 0.04767 | 231 | 163 | 36 | 32 |
536 | I also used to wait tables until Walt discovered me. | 1.4329 | 0.04222 | 231 | 150 | 62 | 19 |
537 | Will it take long? I’m on my lunch hour from the lab. | 1.4329 | 0.04397 | 231 | 154 | 54 | 23 |
538 | 'Do you take moustercard?' | 1.4329 | 0.04397 | 231 | 154 | 54 | 23 |
539 | After sampling your kitchen, I thought I'd move up to the menu. | 1.4329 | 0.04132 | 231 | 148 | 66 | 17 |
540 | I don’t know what changed but I’ve been trying to get a reservation for months. | 1.4329 | 0.04177 | 231 | 149 | 63 | 18 |
541 | Doesn’t the chef know that there is more than one way to skin a cat”? | 1.4329 | 0.04727 | 231 | 162 | 38 | 31 |
542 | I had the fries out back last night so let’s go with the baked potato | 1.4329 | 0.04222 | 231 | 150 | 62 | 19 |
543 | Oh no, I have eaten here before! I've just never ordered off the menu. | 1.4329 | 0.03993 | 231 | 145 | 72 | 14 |
544 | I’ll have the small cheese plate, please. | 1.4329 | 0.04727 | 231 | 162 | 38 | 31 |
545 | I'm celebrating. I just won the Maze! | 1.4329 | 0.04222 | 231 | 150 | 62 | 19 |
546 | Why so shocked? You know, I've been coming here through the back door for years! | 1.4323 | 0.04381 | 229 | 152 | 55 | 22 |
547 | And please make sure it’s from the bottom of the dumpster. Thanks. | 1.4323 | 0.04467 | 229 | 154 | 51 | 24 |
548 | I’ll take what you put on the traps in the back | 1.4317 | 0.04319 | 227 | 147 | 58 | 20 |
549 | I run the maze, hit the button -- next thing I know, I'm here ordering lunch. | 1.4317 | 0.04364 | 227 | 150 | 56 | 21 |
550 | Jeez, it's like a maze out there. | 1.4311 | 0.04525 | 225 | 152 | 49 | 24 |
551 | I'll have the cat. | 1.4311 | 0.04391 | 225 | 149 | 55 | 21 |
552 | peanut butter - hold the trap | 1.4311 | 0.04654 | 225 | 155 | 43 | 27 |
553 | Oh.... MOUSSE! Phew! | 1.4311 | 0.04436 | 225 | 150 | 53 | 22 |
554 | Normally I dine in the kitchen. | 1.4311 | 0.04207 | 225 | 145 | 63 | 17 |
555 | My cousin and his family eat here every night | 1.4311 | 0.03964 | 225 | 140 | 73 | 12 |
556 | I’ll have the cheese soufflé . | 1.4311 | 0.04654 | 225 | 155 | 43 | 27 |
557 | I'm strychnine intolerant. | 1.4311 | 0.04346 | 225 | 148 | 57 | 20 |
558 | Is the cheese plate trap free? | 1.4310 | 0.04382 | 232 | 155 | 54 | 23 |
559 | I'm very excited to eat here, my brother's the chef | 1.4310 | 0.04590 | 232 | 160 | 44 | 28 |
560 | Do you mind if I run around before I order? | 1.4310 | 0.04549 | 232 | 159 | 46 | 27 |
561 | Can I get the grilled cheese sandwich, with the cheese on the side? One order of mozzarella sticks, with the cheese on the side. Also, I'll have an order of cheese fries, with the cheese on the side. And, oh what the heck, the baked brie. | 1.4292 | 0.04465 | 226 | 152 | 51 | 23 |
562 | I come to this diner every friday to escape the rat race. | 1.4292 | 0.04421 | 226 | 151 | 53 | 22 |
563 | I said, I’d like the Porterhouse. Why would you think I'd want cheese? | 1.4286 | 0.04265 | 224 | 146 | 60 | 18 |
564 | No, Karen we carry the black plague, not the corona virus | 1.4286 | 0.04358 | 224 | 148 | 56 | 20 |
565 | Cheese. No crackers. I'm off carbs till my maze time gets better. | 1.4286 | 0.04668 | 224 | 155 | 42 | 27 |
566 | And, what are your fromages du jour? | 1.4286 | 0.04711 | 224 | 156 | 40 | 28 |
567 | I always like to have a meal before I decide to move in. | 1.4286 | 0.04312 | 224 | 147 | 58 | 19 |
568 | I'll have the assorted cheese platter with the traps on the side. | 1.4286 | 0.04753 | 224 | 157 | 38 | 29 |
569 | Something light. I'll be running through mazes all afternoon. | 1.4279 | 0.04291 | 222 | 145 | 59 | 18 |
570 | I’m from the basement...is there a local’s discount? | 1.4273 | 0.04413 | 220 | 146 | 54 | 20 |
571 | Nothing for me now. I just want to preview what will be on the back alley buffet. | 1.4273 | 0.04366 | 220 | 145 | 56 | 19 |
572 | Do you think it will be easier to take the subway stairs with a square slice? | 1.4267 | 0.04694 | 225 | 157 | 40 | 28 |
573 | Can you tell me a little more about the moussaka? | 1.4267 | 0.04010 | 225 | 142 | 70 | 13 |
574 | I’m practicing social distancing. | 1.4266 | 0.04582 | 218 | 148 | 47 | 23 |
575 | This place is much nicer than my usual hole-in-the-wall. | 1.4266 | 0.04296 | 218 | 142 | 59 | 17 |
576 | I'll have whatever they don't finish | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 211 | 139 | 54 | 18 |
577 | You can't call a paying customer "vermin." | 1.4245 | 0.04328 | 212 | 138 | 58 | 16 |
578 | No, I've never been a customer here, but I've been in the kitchen. | 1.4245 | 0.04430 | 212 | 140 | 54 | 18 |
579 | Can I get it to go? | 1.4240 | 0.04822 | 217 | 153 | 36 | 28 |
580 | I'll have the fettuccine-hold the Alfredo. I'm lactose intolerant. And is the pasta gluten-free? | 1.4240 | 0.05039 | 217 | 158 | 26 | 33 |
581 | Cheese! Neat! | 1.4240 | 0.04357 | 217 | 143 | 56 | 18 |
582 | The subway cuisine just isn’t doing it for me anymore ! | 1.4240 | 0.04308 | 217 | 142 | 58 | 17 |
583 | CHEESE, with extra cheese. | 1.4240 | 0.04642 | 217 | 149 | 44 | 24 |
584 | I eat here all the time! | 1.4240 | 0.04258 | 217 | 141 | 60 | 16 |
585 | Oh god no, I went dairy free years ago. | 1.4240 | 0.04283 | 217 | 144 | 55 | 18 |
586 | I'll have whatever the guy next to me doesn't finish. | 1.4240 | 0.04308 | 217 | 142 | 58 | 17 |
587 | I'm the kitchen mouse. It's my night off. | 1.4240 | 0.04258 | 217 | 141 | 60 | 16 |
588 | When my husband gets here, just scream. | 1.4240 | 0.04549 | 217 | 147 | 48 | 22 |
589 | I'm with the CDC, trying to keep New Yorkers out of restaurants. Can I get a plate of gruyere to start? | 1.4240 | 0.04549 | 217 | 147 | 48 | 22 |
590 | This place got great reviews on Trapadvisor! | 1.4240 | 0.04733 | 217 | 151 | 40 | 26 |
591 | And at these prices, you won't see many more. | 1.4233 | 0.04385 | 215 | 142 | 55 | 18 |
592 | I'll just wait for my friends. There will be a thousand of us. | 1.4225 | 0.04363 | 213 | 140 | 56 | 17 |
593 | The chef is my friend | 1.4225 | 0.04935 | 213 | 152 | 32 | 29 |
594 | You free tonight? Minnie is out of town. | 1.4225 | 0.04208 | 213 | 137 | 62 | 14 |
595 | And why, exactly, is "Grade Pending" your rating?" | 1.4225 | 0.04980 | 213 | 153 | 30 | 30 |
596 | I’ll have the ’poisson’. Just a little inside joke. | 1.4225 | 0.04363 | 213 | 140 | 56 | 17 |
597 | This menu is in Vole. Do you have one in Mouse? | 1.4220 | 0.04293 | 218 | 143 | 58 | 17 |
598 | I’ll have what everyone else had. | 1.4218 | 0.04154 | 211 | 142 | 52 | 17 |
599 | Sometimes I just want to be plain old Mick without the red shorts, white gloves and yellow shoes. | 1.4218 | 0.04392 | 211 | 139 | 55 | 17 |
600 | I've been eating for free in the kitchen for so long, I was starting to feel guilty! | 1.4218 | 0.04443 | 211 | 140 | 53 | 18 |
601 | My dream is to be a critic. | 1.4218 | 0.04181 | 211 | 135 | 63 | 13 |
602 | I'm lactose intolerant. Think of the irony. | 1.4218 | 0.04642 | 211 | 144 | 45 | 22 |
603 | Either the cat goes or I stop by every day for lunch. | 1.4218 | 0.04593 | 211 | 143 | 47 | 21 |
604 | I KNOW the kitchen's busy right now - I was there all morning. | 1.4218 | 0.04392 | 211 | 139 | 55 | 17 |
605 | Don’t worry - I used Purell. | 1.4218 | 0.04443 | 211 | 140 | 53 | 18 |
606 | If you feed a mouse a cookie he tips well. | 1.4218 | 0.04235 | 211 | 136 | 61 | 14 |
607 | I always feel so self-conscious dining alone—tell me, do I look conspicuous? | 1.4218 | 0.04443 | 211 | 140 | 53 | 18 |
608 | I've feasted on your garbage for years so I thought, why not pop in and explore the wine list. | 1.4213 | 0.04010 | 216 | 136 | 69 | 11 |
609 | I hear that a lot. Guess I have one of those faces... | 1.4198 | 0.04526 | 212 | 143 | 49 | 20 |
610 | Ham and cheese, hold the ham, hold the bread. | 1.4198 | 0.04476 | 212 | 142 | 51 | 19 |
611 | One cartoonishly large wedge of mysteriously yellow cheese with holes in it, please. | 1.4198 | 0.04575 | 212 | 144 | 47 | 21 |
612 | Have I eaten here before? Are you kidding - my father and the chef going way back! | 1.4198 | 0.04526 | 212 | 143 | 49 | 20 |
613 | What do you mean no shirt no shoes no service? | 1.4195 | 0.04372 | 205 | 134 | 56 | 15 |
614 | Just a coffee for now. I'll order when Mr Disney gets here | 1.4190 | 0.04246 | 210 | 136 | 60 | 14 |
615 | No thanks, I prefer eating without pants. | 1.4190 | 0.04655 | 210 | 144 | 44 | 22 |
616 | What's good? I usually eat at Subway. | 1.4190 | 0.04352 | 210 | 138 | 56 | 16 |
617 | Let me guess, you want the ratatouille?" "No, I just want water right now thanks. | 1.4190 | 0.04940 | 210 | 150 | 32 | 28 |
618 | What kind of cheese is in the cheese omelet? | 1.4190 | 0.04800 | 210 | 147 | 38 | 25 |
619 | I should know what's good ... I've been living in the kitchen for about three weeks. | 1.4190 | 0.04455 | 210 | 140 | 52 | 18 |
620 | Yes, with cheese. But hold the trap. | 1.4190 | 0.04246 | 210 | 136 | 60 | 14 |
621 | I I'll have the catfish with cheese fries. | 1.4190 | 0.04655 | 210 | 144 | 44 | 22 |
622 | Am I too late for the early bird? | 1.4183 | 0.04638 | 208 | 142 | 45 | 21 |
623 | Does the cheese stand alone? | 1.4183 | 0.04273 | 208 | 135 | 59 | 14 |
624 | Anything but catfish. | 1.4183 | 0.04786 | 208 | 145 | 39 | 24 |
625 | This is my favorite hole in the wall. | 1.4183 | 0.04380 | 208 | 137 | 55 | 16 |
626 | Hold the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.4183 | 0.04587 | 208 | 141 | 47 | 20 |
627 | Your trash is all out of today's special. | 1.4183 | 0.04834 | 208 | 146 | 37 | 25 |
628 | How’s the ratatouille? | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
629 | Is that grilled cheese on cheese bread? | 1.4183 | 0.04976 | 208 | 149 | 31 | 28 |
630 | I see that you guys didn’t pass the health inspection. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
631 | I hear your food is garbage. | 1.4183 | 0.04638 | 208 | 142 | 45 | 21 |
632 | I'll have the cheese, but not on one of those fancy wire and timber platters this time. | 1.4183 | 0.04587 | 208 | 141 | 47 | 20 |
633 | Please leave the poison on the side. No tips if I'm dead! | 1.4183 | 0.04976 | 208 | 149 | 31 | 28 |
634 | You know I used to hang out with Sinatra, Sammy and Dean, good times. They used to call us the four amigos. | 1.4183 | 0.04882 | 208 | 147 | 35 | 26 |
635 | Why are you suggesting the cheese plate? Is this some kind of a trap? | 1.4183 | 0.04327 | 208 | 136 | 57 | 15 |
636 | And no cheese, I am lactose intolerant | 1.4183 | 0.04688 | 208 | 143 | 43 | 22 |
637 | Does the cheese plate have one of those metal springs on it? | 1.4183 | 0.04688 | 208 | 143 | 43 | 22 |
638 | By the way, I think I just saw a person scurry under the table next to me. | 1.4183 | 0.04485 | 208 | 139 | 51 | 18 |
639 | I've never gotten a booth seat before! I'm usually in the back... | 1.4175 | 0.04355 | 206 | 135 | 56 | 15 |
640 | I feel like garbage tonight! | 1.4175 | 0.04619 | 206 | 140 | 46 | 20 |
641 | I’ll have the garbage sampler. | 1.4171 | 0.04489 | 211 | 142 | 50 | 19 |
642 | Could you recommend a rosé that pairs well with garbage? | 1.4171 | 0.04439 | 211 | 141 | 52 | 18 |
643 | I will have the CHEESEburger with extra CHEESE, and hold the CATsup, please. | 1.4171 | 0.04781 | 211 | 148 | 38 | 25 |
644 | One small mousse, please. | 1.4171 | 0.04734 | 211 | 147 | 40 | 24 |
645 | Velveeta? Cheez Whiz? This place has gone downhill. | 1.4171 | 0.04388 | 211 | 140 | 54 | 17 |
646 | CATFISH PLEASE! | 1.4171 | 0.04734 | 211 | 147 | 40 | 24 |
647 | I'll have what they're not having. | 1.4167 | 0.04356 | 204 | 136 | 52 | 16 |
648 | Just water, please. I’m meeting some friends here after you close. | 1.4167 | 0.04754 | 204 | 141 | 41 | 22 |
649 | Yeah, I eat here all the time but this is my first time using the front door. | 1.4167 | 0.04384 | 204 | 134 | 55 | 15 |
650 | Is your garbage locally sourced? | 1.4167 | 0.04804 | 204 | 142 | 39 | 23 |
651 | That's funny, Betty, I thought YOUR boat sank! | 1.4167 | 0.05001 | 204 | 146 | 31 | 27 |
652 | A wonderful moment for myself between litters. | 1.4167 | 0.04493 | 204 | 136 | 51 | 17 |
653 | I know a lot of the after-hours staff here. | 1.4167 | 0.04384 | 204 | 134 | 55 | 15 |
654 | I’ll need this in braille, please. | 1.4167 | 0.04703 | 204 | 140 | 43 | 21 |
655 | Just water for now...I’m still waiting for a hundred of my friends. | 1.4167 | 0.04439 | 204 | 135 | 53 | 16 |
656 | I’ll have your Rioja Alta 890 Gran Reserva from 2005, two glasses, and send the violinist over. | 1.4167 | 0.04651 | 204 | 139 | 45 | 20 |
657 | Are you sure these cats here are all vegetarians? | 1.4163 | 0.04767 | 209 | 146 | 39 | 24 |
658 | I just love little holes-in-the-wall | 1.4150 | 0.04609 | 200 | 135 | 47 | 18 |
659 | What did the cat drag in? | 1.4146 | 0.04633 | 205 | 140 | 45 | 20 |
660 | I'll have the lasagna...and do you have a small box I could give birth in? | 1.4138 | 0.04717 | 203 | 140 | 42 | 21 |
661 | Nothing for me now, thanks — I'm waiting for friends. | 1.4138 | 0.04559 | 203 | 137 | 48 | 18 |
662 | Are the snails fresh? | 1.4138 | 0.05066 | 203 | 147 | 28 | 28 |
663 | The folks wanted me to scope the place out before we move in next week.” | 1.4138 | 0.04340 | 203 | 133 | 56 | 14 |
664 | Should I be wearing pants? | 1.4138 | 0.04559 | 203 | 137 | 48 | 18 |
665 | Could I see a cruelty-free menu, please? | 1.4138 | 0.04870 | 203 | 143 | 36 | 24 |
666 | The cheese plate without the trap, thank you. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
667 | Crunchy peanut butter, hold the trap. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
668 | I'm waiting for my friend from the Health Department. | 1.4138 | 0.04396 | 203 | 134 | 54 | 15 |
669 | What do you recommend? I hear this place is better than the pizza joint in the subway... | 1.4138 | 0.04819 | 203 | 142 | 38 | 23 |
670 | No thanks. I'll just hang out until closing time and help myself. | 1.4138 | 0.04613 | 203 | 138 | 46 | 19 |
671 | Is the ratatouille vegetarian? | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
672 | I eat here all the time ... just not at this table ... or any table. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
673 | No, I don't want the mousse. And stop with the french accent, this is a diner. | 1.4138 | 0.04819 | 203 | 142 | 38 | 23 |
674 | Yes, in a box please. It's safer when you have to chew through a container. | 1.4138 | 0.04870 | 203 | 143 | 36 | 24 |
675 | Does the cheese come without a trap? | 1.4138 | 0.04768 | 203 | 141 | 40 | 22 |
676 | No thanks, I’m actually lactose intolerant. | 1.4138 | 0.04665 | 203 | 139 | 44 | 20 |
677 | I heard your aged cheeses are quite exceptional. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
678 | What's the oldest thing in your alley garbage can? | 1.4138 | 0.05114 | 203 | 148 | 26 | 29 |
679 | Do you have any lactose-free cheese? | 1.4138 | 0.04969 | 203 | 145 | 32 | 26 |
680 | I'll have a cheeseburger. Extra cheese. Hold the bun. Hold the burger. | 1.4138 | 0.04368 | 203 | 136 | 51 | 16 |
681 | Is Tom in? | 1.4138 | 0.04613 | 203 | 138 | 46 | 19 |
682 | No cheese on that, please. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.4138 | 0.04559 | 203 | 137 | 48 | 18 |
683 | Rather than order off the menu, I would prefer if I could scurry about your pantry for a bit. | 1.4138 | 0.04717 | 203 | 140 | 42 | 21 |
684 | I'll have the cheese platter, but without all the trappings. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
685 | I’ll have the cheeseburger and hold the burger. | 1.4138 | 0.03927 | 203 | 136 | 54 | 13 |
686 | I will order the cheesecake special now and eat the crumbs later when you close. Sebouh Kandilian Lexington Ma 02421 | 1.4138 | 0.05066 | 203 | 147 | 28 | 28 |
687 | It did more than just raise my IQ. What time do you get off work? | 1.4133 | 0.04619 | 196 | 132 | 47 | 17 |
688 | I have a friend who used to work here. | 1.4133 | 0.04326 | 196 | 127 | 57 | 12 |
689 | I just scurried in from the kitchen so I know you are not out of the #3. | 1.4133 | 0.04445 | 196 | 129 | 53 | 14 |
690 | Before I decide, let me say how impressed I am about your diversity policy | 1.4129 | 0.04803 | 201 | 140 | 39 | 22 |
691 | I ran the maze all week. Today is my cheat day! | 1.4121 | 0.04340 | 199 | 130 | 56 | 13 |
692 | I'll have whatever the cat dragged in. | 1.4121 | 0.04568 | 199 | 134 | 48 | 17 |
693 | 'The place is crawling with vermin. Four stars.' That was me. | 1.4121 | 0.04455 | 199 | 132 | 52 | 15 |
694 | Take a wild guess. | 1.4121 | 0.04398 | 199 | 131 | 54 | 14 |
695 | Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the cheese, give me a check for the toast, and you haven't broken any rules. | 1.4121 | 0.05043 | 199 | 143 | 30 | 26 |
696 | I'll take the cheese that stands alone. | 1.4118 | 0.04698 | 204 | 141 | 42 | 21 |
697 | Just espresso, please. Taking a break from a huge family reunion in the kitchen. | 1.4118 | 0.04434 | 204 | 141 | 44 | 19 |
698 | How's the veal? | 1.4118 | 0.04800 | 204 | 143 | 38 | 23 |
699 | I'll have whatever's on trap. | 1.4118 | 0.04153 | 204 | 131 | 62 | 11 |
700 | What wine do you recommend with subway pizza? | 1.4118 | 0.03756 | 204 | 137 | 55 | 12 |
701 | It's nice to eat in the front of the house for a change! | 1.4118 | 0.04594 | 204 | 139 | 46 | 19 |
702 | Would it be awkward if I asked for a Corona?" | 1.4118 | 0.04434 | 204 | 136 | 52 | 16 |
703 | I'll have the cheese-infused cheese with extra cheese. | 1.4112 | 0.04683 | 197 | 137 | 40 | 20 |
704 | No, I said chocolate mousse! | 1.4112 | 0.04600 | 197 | 133 | 47 | 17 |
705 | And when you bring it to the table, just drop it on the floor and maybe step on it a couple times. | 1.4112 | 0.04486 | 197 | 131 | 51 | 15 |
706 | A double please. They've run out of monkeys to test on. | 1.4112 | 0.05182 | 197 | 144 | 25 | 28 |
707 | I'll have the shrimp scampi and a glass of chianti. And can you let me know when the health inspector leaves? | 1.4112 | 0.04978 | 197 | 140 | 33 | 24 |
708 | Just a quick bite for me, then I'll need to scurry off! | 1.4112 | 0.04820 | 197 | 137 | 39 | 21 |
709 | I already know today’s specials... I have friends in the kitchen | 1.4112 | 0.04600 | 197 | 133 | 47 | 17 |
710 | Of COURSE I'd like cheese with that! | 1.4112 | 0.04656 | 197 | 134 | 45 | 18 |
711 | I’ll take mine grilled. I’ve lived in your breading, and frankly, it’s not that great. | 1.4112 | 0.04486 | 197 | 131 | 51 | 15 |
712 | Have your menus been sanitized? | 1.4112 | 0.04369 | 197 | 129 | 55 | 13 |
713 | I'm surprised I've made it this far, Millie! I can't read. | 1.4112 | 0.04543 | 197 | 132 | 49 | 16 |
714 | I hear your appetizers are amazing! I have family that has been living in the kitchen for years, now. | 1.4112 | 0.04486 | 197 | 131 | 51 | 15 |
715 | What sort of light fare do you have? I’m really just a nibbler. | 1.4112 | 0.03932 | 197 | 122 | 69 | 6 |
716 | I'll have a cheese plate to start, then mac and cheese followed by cheesecake. | 1.4112 | 0.04543 | 197 | 132 | 49 | 16 |
717 | That’s alright, I don’t mind people staring. Even New Yorkers haven’t gotten used to attractive females dining alone in public! | 1.4112 | 0.04543 | 197 | 132 | 49 | 16 |
718 | And please make sure you wash the lettuce for 20 seconds. | 1.4103 | 0.04801 | 195 | 135 | 40 | 20 |
719 | I think we both have the same stylist. | 1.4103 | 0.04745 | 195 | 134 | 42 | 19 |
720 | A nibble of cheddar, hold the trap. | 1.4103 | 0.05068 | 195 | 140 | 30 | 25 |
721 | I’ll have a cheese and tonic. | 1.4103 | 0.05068 | 195 | 140 | 30 | 25 |
722 | Would it be too much trouble to make the pancakes in the shape of my face? | 1.4103 | 0.04855 | 195 | 136 | 38 | 21 |
723 | I'm celebrating the Chinese year of the rat. | 1.4103 | 0.04801 | 195 | 135 | 40 | 20 |
724 | Miss, the fact that I can speak, doesn't mean I can read | 1.4103 | 0.04801 | 195 | 135 | 40 | 20 |
725 | No, not the brie. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.4103 | 0.04909 | 195 | 137 | 36 | 22 |
726 | I'll have the ratatouille, no pun intended. | 1.4103 | 0.05172 | 195 | 142 | 26 | 27 |
727 | I'd like the cheese without the spring loaded thingy | 1.4103 | 0.04458 | 195 | 129 | 52 | 14 |
728 | Actually I treat the whole Year of the Rat as my birthday. | 1.4103 | 0.04398 | 195 | 128 | 54 | 13 |
729 | Before I order, I just want to say I'm really impressed with the conditions of the kitchen and washrooms. | 1.4103 | 0.04398 | 195 | 128 | 54 | 13 |
730 | I saw something near your dumpster that looked enticing. | 1.4103 | 0.04398 | 195 | 128 | 54 | 13 |
731 | In light of recent events I'm choosing to no longer eat at Wet Markets | 1.4103 | 0.05172 | 195 | 142 | 26 | 27 |
732 | Can I get the Ratatouille, please? | 1.4103 | 0.04717 | 195 | 136 | 39 | 20 |
733 | I have all this free time since the parks closed. | 1.4103 | 0.04487 | 195 | 132 | 47 | 16 |
734 | Right? Social distancing is the strangest thing going. | 1.4103 | 0.04801 | 195 | 135 | 40 | 20 |
735 | Is the fish fetid? | 1.4093 | 0.04666 | 193 | 131 | 45 | 17 |
736 | Could I get a table closer to the kitchen? | 1.4084 | 0.04758 | 191 | 131 | 42 | 18 |
737 | Oh, al Pesto. I thought you said pest control. | 1.4084 | 0.04581 | 191 | 128 | 48 | 15 |
738 | I love a good hole in the wall . | 1.4084 | 0.04758 | 191 | 131 | 42 | 18 |
739 | This looks much better than that hole-in-the-wall I usually eat at. | 1.4084 | 0.04699 | 191 | 130 | 44 | 17 |
740 | We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. | 1.4082 | 0.04995 | 196 | 140 | 32 | 24 |
741 | Is the fish rotten? | 1.4074 | 0.04734 | 189 | 129 | 43 | 17 |
742 | The health inspector should be joining me shortly. | 1.4072 | 0.04288 | 194 | 126 | 57 | 11 |
743 | I'll take the usual: extra cheese, hold the trap. | 1.4072 | 0.04925 | 194 | 137 | 35 | 22 |
744 | I feel adventurous today. I'm gonna go with the Camembert! | 1.4072 | 0.04760 | 194 | 134 | 41 | 19 |
745 | You thought I was going to say extra cheese but what I really want are extra anchovies. | 1.4072 | 0.04530 | 194 | 130 | 49 | 15 |
746 | I'm excited to try this place, the reviews are terrible! | 1.4072 | 0.04410 | 194 | 128 | 53 | 13 |
747 | I'll have what they're having, later. | 1.4072 | 0.04471 | 194 | 129 | 51 | 14 |
748 | Why are you asking if I've dined here before? Are you trying to get this place shut down?! | 1.4072 | 0.04816 | 194 | 135 | 39 | 20 |
749 | I'll have what didn't sell last night. | 1.4072 | 0.04703 | 194 | 133 | 43 | 18 |
750 | Hold the catsup! | 1.4072 | 0.04979 | 194 | 138 | 33 | 23 |
751 | I'll take the ratatouille special and hold the decon. | 1.4072 | 0.05138 | 194 | 141 | 27 | 26 |
752 | I’ll have the rat trap special. | 1.4072 | 0.05138 | 194 | 141 | 27 | 26 |
753 | "...and when you bring it please drop it on the floor." | 1.4072 | 0.04646 | 194 | 132 | 45 | 17 |
754 | do you have cheese? no mousetrap? | 1.4072 | 0.05241 | 194 | 143 | 23 | 28 |
755 | I'll just do the house red and whatever fell on the floor. | 1.4072 | 0.04349 | 194 | 127 | 55 | 12 |
756 | Please stay at least 6 feet away -- you humans are filthy! | 1.4072 | 0.04871 | 194 | 136 | 37 | 21 |
757 | Just what exactly is in the Moussaka? | 1.4072 | 0.04471 | 194 | 129 | 51 | 14 |
758 | You’re sure they wash their hands for at least 20 seconds? | 1.4072 | 0.04760 | 194 | 134 | 41 | 19 |
759 | I’ll have the same as last week, you know, the awful smelling garbage in the alley. | 1.4072 | 0.05138 | 194 | 141 | 27 | 26 |
760 | I usually eat from your dumpster, but with this Covid-19 issue, I figured I'd support my local small business. | 1.4072 | 0.04471 | 194 | 129 | 51 | 14 |
761 | No, thank you. I already had a nibble from the special last night. | 1.4072 | 0.04646 | 194 | 132 | 45 | 17 |
762 | I’ve been through your kitchen, so I pretty much know what I want” | 1.4072 | 0.04471 | 194 | 129 | 51 | 14 |
763 | I don’t have to stay at home since I already carry all the diseases. | 1.4072 | 0.04871 | 194 | 136 | 37 | 21 |
764 | You know what? I 'll just whatever those two don't finish. | 1.4064 | 0.04522 | 187 | 123 | 50 | 13 |
765 | What time do you get off work? | 1.4064 | 0.04888 | 187 | 130 | 38 | 19 |
766 | Swiss cheese, hold the trap. | 1.4054 | 0.04956 | 185 | 132 | 32 | 21 |
767 | A small cheese pizza, and just put it on the floor. | 1.4053 | 0.04714 | 190 | 130 | 43 | 17 |
768 | Just water right now. I'm waiting for my 690 guests. | 1.4053 | 0.04831 | 190 | 132 | 39 | 19 |
769 | My only allergy is to rat bait. | 1.4053 | 0.05165 | 190 | 138 | 27 | 25 |
770 | My friends in the kitchen recommend the moldy cheese. What do you think? | 1.4053 | 0.05111 | 190 | 137 | 29 | 24 |
771 | Remember, it's no longer a violation if you are a customer. | 1.4053 | 0.04409 | 190 | 125 | 53 | 12 |
772 | Do you prefer ‘server’ or ‘waitress?’ Sorry, I usually eat alone in the back. | 1.4053 | 0.04409 | 190 | 125 | 53 | 12 |
773 | Do you have ‘Bubble and Squeak?’ | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
774 | I'll have macaroni and cheese please. Hold the macaroni. | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
775 | It's not often I find the bench height in proportion to my body type. | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
776 | This quarantine has broadened my horizons. I can get into anywhere in New York now, no wait... | 1.4053 | 0.04714 | 190 | 130 | 43 | 17 |
777 | I’m assuming the mousse isn’t a typo | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
778 | I think I'll go straight to the cheeseboard" | 1.4053 | 0.04471 | 190 | 126 | 51 | 13 |
779 | No, Stuart Little is my cousin though.. | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
780 | Oh, I know the menu. I have eaten here multiple times, just not at a table. | 1.4053 | 0.04440 | 190 | 128 | 48 | 14 |
781 | Hmm. The selection is more limited than in subway tunnels. | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
782 | A new patron? Well, I've been behind this establishment for a long time. | 1.4053 | 0.04409 | 190 | 125 | 53 | 12 |
783 | I'll take whatever it is you throw in the trash and put in the alley at closing. It's delicious. | 1.4051 | 0.04627 | 195 | 133 | 45 | 17 |
784 | How old is the cheddar? | 1.4051 | 0.04740 | 195 | 135 | 41 | 19 |
785 | Hot dog. Chicago style. | 1.4051 | 0.04684 | 195 | 134 | 43 | 18 |
786 | Do you have any small plates? | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
787 | Wow, you have so many more choices than Subway! | 1.4043 | 0.04375 | 188 | 123 | 54 | 11 |
788 | Is the cheese artisanal? | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
789 | No, I'm tired of cheese. I'll have the tuna on rye. | 1.4043 | 0.04503 | 188 | 125 | 50 | 13 |
790 | Oh, I see, it says MOUSSE. Well, alright then.... | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
791 | I'll have what the gentleman in the corner is having after he's done with it. | 1.4043 | 0.04627 | 188 | 127 | 46 | 15 |
792 | I need a quick bite. My wife and kids are waiting for me in the kitchen. | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
793 | No MSG, please. | 1.4043 | 0.04867 | 188 | 131 | 38 | 19 |
794 | I’ve had it before. But not that fresh. | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
795 | and I'll have the ratatouille | 1.4043 | 0.04749 | 188 | 129 | 42 | 17 |
796 | I'm a companion rat. | 1.4043 | 0.04925 | 188 | 132 | 36 | 20 |
797 | Would you be shocked if I said I'll have the cheese plate again tonight? | 1.4043 | 0.04983 | 188 | 133 | 34 | 21 |
798 | Would you like that served over rice, with a vegetable side or did you just want to gnaw through the box? | 1.4043 | 0.04983 | 188 | 133 | 34 | 21 |
799 | This place is a lot fancier than hole in the wall I usually eat at. | 1.4043 | 0.04309 | 188 | 122 | 56 | 10 |
800 | Just checking...the plate on which the cheese selection is served isn't spring-loaded, correct? | 1.4043 | 0.04503 | 188 | 130 | 42 | 16 |
801 | Cheese. Hold the trap. | 1.4043 | 0.04503 | 188 | 125 | 50 | 13 |
802 | So is it true, Mickey was discovered here? | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
803 | I'll have the catfish, as usual. | 1.4043 | 0.04925 | 188 | 132 | 36 | 20 |
804 | I was wondering if I could see your “small plates” menu? | 1.4043 | 0.04925 | 188 | 132 | 36 | 20 |
805 | Salmon Mousse... that's not a typo, is it? | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
806 | I think I'll have the chocolate mousse. | 1.4043 | 0.05151 | 188 | 136 | 28 | 24 |
807 | I'll start with the Welsh rarebit - hold the bread; a cheeseburger - hold the burger; a side of Cheetos; cheese puffs, extra Velveeta; chile con queso - hold the chile; macaroni & cheese, no macaroni. And for dessert, cheesecake, no crust. | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
808 | I'd like the pre-show prix-fixe special. I have tickets to "Cats" at 8. | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
809 | I feel like I've been stuck in a maze all day, so yes I sure do want a cocktail! | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
810 | Mac and cheese please without the Mac... | 1.4043 | 0.04439 | 188 | 124 | 52 | 12 |
811 | Normally I only eat out of your dumpster, but I figured why not treat myself for once? | 1.4032 | 0.04271 | 186 | 120 | 57 | 9 |
812 | Traffic getting here was a maze. | 1.4032 | 0.04405 | 186 | 122 | 53 | 11 |
813 | One cheese omelette. Hold the eggs | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
814 | Just coffee. I ate in the kitchen. | 1.4032 | 0.04723 | 186 | 127 | 43 | 16 |
815 | How’s the catfish? | 1.4032 | 0.04661 | 186 | 126 | 45 | 15 |
816 | No, just a cookie please. You must be thinking of my cousin. | 1.4032 | 0.04904 | 186 | 130 | 37 | 19 |
817 | I will be eating alone today. I have been told to self -isolate. | 1.4032 | 0.04535 | 186 | 124 | 49 | 13 |
818 | What's in your garbage? | 1.4032 | 0.04535 | 186 | 124 | 49 | 13 |
819 | With the Spring Vegetables ... that's not a real spring is it? | 1.4032 | 0.04845 | 186 | 129 | 39 | 18 |
820 | I would like to order onion soup without onions and a lot of cheese | 1.4032 | 0.05136 | 186 | 134 | 29 | 23 |
821 | Could I get the kids’ menu? Food tastes better when I solve a maze first. | 1.4032 | 0.04814 | 186 | 131 | 36 | 19 |
822 | One cheese board, and hold the trap. | 1.4032 | 0.04470 | 186 | 123 | 51 | 12 |
823 | Mickey is home with the kids tonight. | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
824 | All my friends have given this place a great review. | 1.4032 | 0.05021 | 186 | 132 | 33 | 21 |
825 | I just came out of the kitchen to order the Brie en croute. | 1.4032 | 0.05021 | 186 | 132 | 33 | 21 |
826 | First, I’d like to see a copy of your health inspection. | 1.4032 | 0.04661 | 186 | 126 | 45 | 15 |
827 | The cook Remy here is a friend of mine. He recommended the Ratatouille, do you agree? | 1.4032 | 0.05079 | 186 | 133 | 31 | 22 |
828 | When I've eaten here before it was always self service. | 1.4032 | 0.04661 | 186 | 126 | 45 | 15 |
829 | My brother lives in the kitchen and he says the cheese plate is good. | 1.4032 | 0.04535 | 186 | 124 | 49 | 13 |
830 | I live literally next door, but I've never ordered off the menu before. | 1.4032 | 0.04598 | 186 | 125 | 47 | 14 |
831 | First, do you have any hand sanitizer? | 1.4032 | 0.04723 | 186 | 127 | 43 | 16 |
832 | Is it the same food as in the kitchen? | 1.4032 | 0.04470 | 186 | 123 | 51 | 12 |
833 | Don't let chef know I'm here. | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
834 | This place is so fancy compared to the hole in the wall where I usually eat. | 1.4032 | 0.04437 | 186 | 125 | 48 | 13 |
835 | Look, I understand if you want me out of the kitchen, but I am a paying customer here! | 1.4032 | 0.04845 | 186 | 129 | 39 | 18 |
836 | Tell me, what does the Health Inspector not recommend? | 1.4032 | 0.04845 | 186 | 129 | 39 | 18 |
837 | Well my grandparents emigrated from Norway, but I just think of myself as a kid from Brooklyn. | 1.4032 | 0.04661 | 186 | 125 | 45 | 15 |
838 | My uncle used to work in the kitchen. | 1.4032 | 0.04598 | 186 | 125 | 47 | 14 |
839 | Bring me a dirty, filthy martini, please. | 1.4031 | 0.04752 | 191 | 132 | 41 | 18 |
840 | I'd like to ask about your Sanitation Grade... | 1.4022 | 0.04535 | 184 | 125 | 45 | 14 |
841 | L'assiette de fromage, s'il vous plaît. | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
842 | Catfish dinner please. | 1.4022 | 0.05061 | 184 | 131 | 32 | 21 |
843 | Is the cheeseburger a trap? | 1.4022 | 0.04502 | 184 | 122 | 50 | 12 |
844 | The regular menu, please, I’ve been anthropomorphized. | 1.4022 | 0.05002 | 184 | 130 | 34 | 20 |
845 | Do you have the $6.99 all-you-can eat mouse special today? | 1.4022 | 0.05002 | 184 | 130 | 34 | 20 |
846 | I'd like the Welsh rarebit with a side of greens. Oh, and a large glass of the vintage Chardonnay, please. | 1.4022 | 0.05119 | 184 | 132 | 30 | 22 |
847 | I’d like the cheese plate if it comes without a maze. | 1.4022 | 0.04882 | 184 | 128 | 38 | 18 |
848 | May I have the chicken bone with mashed sandwich, and the mixed browns. | 1.4022 | 0.05119 | 184 | 132 | 30 | 22 |
849 | Garbage salad, dirty rice, and crumb cake. | 1.4011 | 0.04981 | 182 | 128 | 35 | 19 |
850 | What's not fresh today? | 1.4011 | 0.04363 | 182 | 121 | 50 | 11 |
851 | Don't panic. I'm working undercover for the health commissioner. | 1.4011 | 0.04919 | 182 | 127 | 37 | 18 |
852 | Please hurry, you're scaring the elephants at table 4. | 1.4011 | 0.04600 | 182 | 122 | 47 | 13 |
853 | I'd like that with extra cheese, please. | 1.4011 | 0.04823 | 187 | 130 | 39 | 18 |
854 | Usually I eat directly off the menu, but are substitutions allowed? | 1.4011 | 0.04941 | 187 | 132 | 35 | 20 |
855 | You ever have one of those dreams where everyone thinks you're a mouse? | 1.4011 | 0.04641 | 187 | 127 | 45 | 15 |
856 | If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff. | 1.4011 | 0.05113 | 187 | 135 | 29 | 23 |
857 | One draggable slice of cold pizza, please. | 1.4011 | 0.04763 | 187 | 129 | 41 | 17 |
858 | Is the slow braised cat domestic or wild ? | 1.4011 | 0.04941 | 187 | 132 | 35 | 20 |
859 | I'll just have the appetizer, I only feel like nibbling. | 1.4000 | 0.04567 | 180 | 120 | 48 | 12 |
860 | Can I get flies with that? | 1.3989 | 0.04997 | 178 | 125 | 35 | 18 |
861 | I usually eat at the kitchen but today they are having an inspection. | 1.3989 | 0.04669 | 178 | 120 | 45 | 13 |
862 | I'll have what Mickey had. | 1.3989 | 0.04389 | 178 | 116 | 53 | 9 |
863 | I asked "How's the mousse?" | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
864 | Does the cheese plate come with or without a maze? | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
865 | I believe I saw a critic scurrying under the booth. | 1.3978 | 0.04935 | 181 | 127 | 36 | 18 |
866 | Rumor has it you serve cat here? | 1.3978 | 0.04904 | 181 | 129 | 33 | 19 |
867 | When the cat's online... | 1.3978 | 0.05295 | 181 | 133 | 24 | 24 |
868 | I thought I'd make a reservation for the FRONT of the house tonight! | 1.3978 | 0.04997 | 181 | 128 | 34 | 19 |
869 | I 'll have the cat of the day | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
870 | Cheese, cheese and more cheese please. | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
871 | I got tired of the leftovers in the kitchen | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
872 | Is the ratatouille organic? | 1.3978 | 0.04935 | 181 | 127 | 36 | 18 |
873 | Fondue Please | 1.3978 | 0.05295 | 181 | 133 | 24 | 24 |
874 | Would you ever go out with a rat? | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
875 | I've been trying not to eat as much cheese, but when the cat's away... | 1.3978 | 0.04935 | 181 | 127 | 36 | 18 |
876 | I'm alone tonight. Minnie is self-isolating. How's the ratatouille? | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
877 | No, I'm not dining alone. The guys from the health department will be here any minute.” | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
878 | Can I have the ratatouille? | 1.3978 | 0.04159 | 181 | 128 | 39 | 14 |
879 | I'd like a the cheese burger, no bun, no patty, and a three egg cheese omelet, no eggs | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
880 | I'll have the four cheeses pizza but hold the Warfarin. | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
881 | Surprise me, sweetheart. Can you do that? | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
882 | I’ll have the cheeseburger with extra cheese and without the burger. | 1.3978 | 0.04479 | 181 | 120 | 50 | 11 |
883 | What do you have from the trash? | 1.3978 | 0.05058 | 181 | 129 | 32 | 20 |
884 | What's your name, doll? I'm not usually here when you're open. | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
885 | Ham and Swiss on rye. Hold the ham. Hold the rye. | 1.3978 | 0.04935 | 181 | 127 | 36 | 18 |
886 | I’ll get a bacon, eggs, and cheese. Hold the bacon and the eggs. | 1.3978 | 0.05058 | 181 | 129 | 32 | 20 |
887 | My friends tell me the food here is very good. | 1.3978 | 0.05119 | 181 | 130 | 30 | 21 |
888 | I can't make up my mind. Would you recommend the cheese or the peanut butter? | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
889 | Would you like to hear yesterday's specials? | 1.3978 | 0.04935 | 181 | 127 | 36 | 18 |
890 | I think I'll try "Le fromage au gratin." But could I also have some cheese with that? | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
891 | Whatever he was whipping up in back looked great. | 1.3978 | 0.05119 | 181 | 130 | 30 | 21 |
892 | What are the suggested wine pairings for the camembert and the delightful pecorino that I had last time? | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
893 | EEK! A human! | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
894 | Is the Ratatouille what I think it is? | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
895 | I am expecting twenty more, could I please have a martini? | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
896 | The cat's away so this mouse is gonna order the crème brûlée. | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
897 | Your garbage was so tasty I thought I'd try there food in here. | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
898 | I figure, why scrounge for scraps, when you can have a seat at the table? | 1.3978 | 0.04410 | 181 | 119 | 52 | 10 |
899 | For a starter I’ll take the cheese platter. For my main course I’ll have the mac and cheese. And for dessert let’s make it a cheesecake. | 1.3978 | 0.04479 | 181 | 120 | 50 | 11 |
900 | I bet you’re surprised I can read.. | 1.3966 | 0.05099 | 179 | 128 | 31 | 20 |
901 | No. I said ‘mousse’. I’ll have the mousse. | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
902 | Would you mind serving my meal on the floor? | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
903 | And could I get that without the poison, please? | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
904 | Yes, I have eaten here before. | 1.3966 | 0.05037 | 179 | 127 | 33 | 19 |
905 | No no, I meant the mousse. | 1.3966 | 0.04580 | 179 | 120 | 47 | 12 |
906 | I'l have the special of the day, but make it a day from last year. | 1.3956 | 0.04594 | 182 | 123 | 46 | 13 |
907 | This is the wine menu. I asked for the cheese menu. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
908 | Fromage! Oh! I’ll have a croissant on the side. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
909 | How's the cheese tonight? | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
910 | I want to talk to the chef | 1.3955 | 0.05264 | 177 | 129 | 26 | 22 |
911 | I Remy,want to see if your ratatouille is as good as mine | 1.3955 | 0.05264 | 177 | 129 | 26 | 22 |
912 | Give me the same thing Mighty usually orders. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
913 | I'd like the dumpster special du jour. | 1.3955 | 0.05140 | 177 | 127 | 30 | 20 |
914 | Oh, Pizza Rat? That's my cousin. | 1.3955 | 0.05014 | 177 | 125 | 34 | 18 |
915 | Do you have a Bait Menu? | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
916 | I think I'll just go straight to the cheese course, please | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
917 | Our special today is Ratatouille, with extra cheese. | 1.3955 | 0.05384 | 177 | 131 | 22 | 24 |
918 | Please tell Chef Rémy to hold the cheese -- I'm lactose-intolerant. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
919 | I will try the cheese sampler again, this time have them hold the trap. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
920 | I saw a YELP review that said this place was garbage. | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
921 | May I have no Mac on my Cheese? | 1.3955 | 0.04544 | 177 | 118 | 48 | 11 |
922 | I know the menu well, I spend a lot of time in your kitchen | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
923 | I'll have whatever you have." | 1.3955 | 0.05264 | 177 | 129 | 26 | 22 |
924 | Roquefort, Manchego and Brin d'Amour, please. I think I'll try all sheep tonight. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
925 | Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the bread and the ham, bring me the cheese, give me a cheque for the ham sandwich and you haven't broken any rules. | 1.3955 | 0.05014 | 177 | 125 | 34 | 18 |
926 | Is all your filth locally sourced? | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
927 | Do you have a pre-clinical trial menu? | 1.3955 | 0.04508 | 177 | 120 | 45 | 12 |
928 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
929 | I love your menu. Tell me about the Emmental. | 1.3955 | 0.05014 | 177 | 125 | 34 | 18 |
930 | I'll start with the cheese plate. | 1.3944 | 0.04760 | 180 | 124 | 41 | 15 |
931 | I know it's not on the menu, but I saw some earlier in the kitchen. | 1.3944 | 0.04491 | 180 | 120 | 49 | 11 |
932 | Ratatouille? | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
933 | No Cilantro, I hate Cilantro | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
934 | I'd like a slice of half-eaten pizza, a glass of dirty water and a side of cigar butts. | 1.3944 | 0.04627 | 180 | 122 | 45 | 13 |
935 | i will have what is left of that table's dish please. | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
936 | Don’t look so surprised. They kicked me out of the kitchen. | 1.3944 | 0.04422 | 180 | 119 | 51 | 10 |
937 | Can I get the small plates menu? | 1.3944 | 0.04422 | 180 | 119 | 51 | 10 |
938 | May I have the macaroni on the side? | 1.3944 | 0.05014 | 180 | 128 | 33 | 19 |
939 | I'll have the Philly cheesesteak. Hold the steak. | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
940 | But I saw Monterrey Jack out in the dumpster. | 1.3944 | 0.04888 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
941 | Pizza Rat says this place is fabulous. | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
942 | I would like a Margherita pizza with lots of EXTRA CHEESE !!!! | 1.3944 | 0.05256 | 180 | 132 | 25 | 23 |
943 | I'll have the house special but hold the quinoa and amaranth. | 1.3944 | 0.05136 | 180 | 130 | 29 | 21 |
944 | ...the chocolate mousse--I hope that's not a typo. | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
945 | I'll have the "while the cats away" special | 1.3943 | 0.04788 | 175 | 120 | 41 | 14 |
946 | I can't read... just bring me a few slices of american cheese and a booster seat. | 1.3943 | 0.04505 | 175 | 116 | 49 | 10 |
947 | What kind of cheese comes in the trap? | 1.3943 | 0.04989 | 175 | 123 | 35 | 17 |
948 | I’ll have the ratatouille with fava beans and a nice chianti | 1.3933 | 0.04927 | 178 | 125 | 36 | 17 |
949 | Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter. We hate cheese. | 1.3933 | 0.04453 | 178 | 123 | 42 | 13 |
950 | I hope you don't have a human infestation in your kitchen. | 1.3933 | 0.04862 | 178 | 124 | 38 | 16 |
951 | Can you please send over the sommelier? I have some questions about wine and cheese pairings. | 1.3933 | 0.04662 | 178 | 121 | 44 | 13 |
952 | I'll have what the cockroach at the next table is having. | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
953 | All those years struggling to navigate the maze ... totally worth it! | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
954 | Scraps of hamburger, hotdog and a knish all on a partially eaten sesame seed bun please | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
955 | Do you have anything left over from last Thursday? | 1.3923 | 0.04929 | 181 | 128 | 35 | 18 |
956 | What can you comp me as an influencer? | 1.3920 | 0.05031 | 176 | 125 | 33 | 18 |
957 | Is Minnie in the kitchen today? | 1.3918 | 0.04719 | 171 | 116 | 43 | 12 |
958 | What time is happy hour for the dumpster? | 1.3918 | 0.04898 | 171 | 121 | 34 | 16 |
959 | Grilled cheese. Hold the bread. | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
960 | What kind of cheeses do you have? | 1.3918 | 0.05335 | 171 | 125 | 25 | 21 |
961 | I'll just have the amuse bouche. | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
962 | I’ll have the pasta... ro dente. | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
963 | I already got some appetizers in the kitchen. What's today's special? | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
964 | How is the amouse-bouche? | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
965 | Could I see the cheese list? | 1.3918 | 0.04646 | 171 | 115 | 45 | 11 |
966 | And which maze did you say the gruyere was sourced from again? | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
967 | I used to eat here a lot. Before I joined the Health Department. | 1.3918 | 0.05335 | 171 | 125 | 25 | 21 |
968 | I was in Ratatouille with Peter O'Toole, who was in High Spirits with Steve Guttenberg, who was in Diner with Kevin Bacon. That's why I'm in a diner asking for bacon. | 1.3918 | 0.05138 | 171 | 122 | 31 | 18 |
969 | Can you assure me that everything here is "sqeaky" clean? | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
970 | Chicken Cacciatore with extra cat. | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
971 | I'll have the crumbs of the day! | 1.3918 | 0.04495 | 171 | 113 | 49 | 9 |
972 | I'm not ready to order yet. I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She'll be wearing a red and white polka dot dress and a matching bow in her hair. | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
973 | Oh, good, a new menu. I can't wait to forage through your garbage. | 1.3918 | 0.04792 | 171 | 117 | 41 | 13 |
974 | Yes, that's what you'd think, but I'm actually lactose intolerant. | 1.3882 | 0.04508 | 170 | 113 | 48 | 9 |
975 | Yeah I’ll take the leftovers from 3A and that pizza box from 5C, thanks | 1.3882 | 0.05088 | 170 | 121 | 32 | 17 |
976 | I’m waiting on a few dozen friends. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
977 | I read your review in the public health notices and just had to try it. | 1.3882 | 0.04508 | 170 | 113 | 48 | 9 |
978 | Oddly, no. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
979 | How big is the large | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 117 | 40 | 13 |
980 | ...And if i find a mousetrap in my entree, I’ll fucking sue. | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
981 | Oh, I'm very particular. If people don't refer to a restaurant as a 'hole in the wall,' I just won't go there! | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
982 | I'll take a face full of your ass-cheese, Mam! | 1.3882 | 0.05483 | 170 | 127 | 20 | 23 |
983 | I was going to check out the burger place across the street, but I heard they have a pest problem. | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
984 | May I have that to go. I have a ship to catch. | 1.3882 | 0.04584 | 170 | 114 | 46 | 10 |
985 | I'm waiting for 2 more, and we'll need large print menus, please. | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
986 | Your finest crumb, please. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
987 | Tell me again what’s in a mousse? | 1.3882 | 0.04469 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
988 | Your kitchen is rated #1 in the ZARAT guide. | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 117 | 40 | 13 |
989 | Give me $1000 and I won't report my presence here to the health department. | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
990 | I'll have the Swiss Raclette without all the trappings. | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
991 | Legally, you have to tell me if you are a health inspector. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
992 | Can you recommend a nice selection of cheeses for me to nibble on while I wait for the rest of my family to arrive? | 1.3882 | 0.04584 | 170 | 114 | 46 | 10 |
993 | I'll have a blue, swiss, gorgonzola, feta, romano on brie | 1.3882 | 0.04508 | 170 | 118 | 40 | 12 |
994 | To Brie or Not to Brie | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
995 | I got tired of social distancing | 1.3879 | 0.04597 | 165 | 110 | 46 | 9 |
996 | I was told this place was a real hole in the wall, so I couldn’t resist. | 1.3869 | 0.04695 | 168 | 114 | 43 | 11 |
997 | No, I'll have the chocolate mousse. Mousse with a double s. | 1.3869 | 0.04619 | 168 | 113 | 45 | 10 |
998 | And your fromage du jour? | 1.3869 | 0.04845 | 168 | 116 | 39 | 13 |
999 | I’m eating healthier, before it goes in the trash, | 1.3869 | 0.04695 | 168 | 114 | 43 | 11 |
1000 | How much off if it's been dropped on the floor? | 1.3869 | 0.04541 | 168 | 112 | 47 | 9 |
1001 | Now that people are afraid to go out, I'm not looking so far fetched as a customer, am I? | 1.3869 | 0.05131 | 168 | 120 | 31 | 17 |
1002 | Can I substitute the ratatouille for a side salad? | 1.3869 | 0.04695 | 168 | 114 | 43 | 11 |
1003 | Does your kitchen have a "A" rating? | 1.3869 | 0.05200 | 168 | 121 | 29 | 18 |
1004 | I’m celebrating. No one is blaming this one on me. | 1.3869 | 0.04845 | 168 | 116 | 39 | 13 |
1005 | what did the cat bring in tonight ? | 1.3869 | 0.04845 | 168 | 116 | 39 | 13 |
1006 | About how stinky is the “super-stinky moldy cheese roll”? | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
1007 | Can you please make sure that the milk arrives at the same time as the cookie? | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
1008 | Thanks for taking my order, usually I just get hit with a broom…” | 1.3855 | 0.04732 | 166 | 113 | 42 | 11 |
1009 | I'll go with the daily special of the five cheese lasagna." | 1.3846 | 0.04238 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
1010 | My friends in your dumpster say your food is excellent! | 1.3841 | 0.04609 | 164 | 110 | 45 | 9 |
1011 | Medium rotten please. | 1.3841 | 0.05146 | 164 | 117 | 31 | 16 |
1012 | No, for here, why? | 1.3841 | 0.04444 | 164 | 108 | 49 | 7 |
1013 | Don't worry, I don't have coronavirus. | 1.3832 | 0.05354 | 167 | 123 | 24 | 20 |
1014 | I’ll get a cookie, and then I’ll want a glass of milk, and then I’ll want another cookie. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
1015 | No, I don't want to order from the à la cat menu | 1.3832 | 0.04823 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
1016 | Yes, the cheese course. | 1.3832 | 0.04553 | 167 | 112 | 46 | 9 |
1017 | I couldn't help noticing that your mom texted you while I was giving birth in your purse. | 1.3832 | 0.04933 | 167 | 117 | 36 | 14 |
1018 | No that's MOUSSE, I want! | 1.3832 | 0.05113 | 167 | 122 | 27 | 18 |
1019 | I read your restaurant review in the latest Health Board report. | 1.3832 | 0.04632 | 167 | 113 | 44 | 10 |
1020 | I hear you failed inspection so no, I won't be dining alone. | 1.3832 | 0.04632 | 167 | 113 | 44 | 10 |
1021 | And the block of cheese--how is that prepared? | 1.3832 | 0.04632 | 167 | 113 | 44 | 10 |
1022 | Can I get it to go? I need to get back to the kitchen. | 1.3832 | 0.04632 | 167 | 113 | 44 | 10 |
1023 | I noticed on your window that you received a "C" from the board of health. Can you tell me why? | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
1024 | Comment est le frommage? | 1.3832 | 0.04392 | 167 | 115 | 42 | 10 |
1025 | How big is the cheese platter for one ? | 1.3832 | 0.05148 | 167 | 120 | 30 | 17 |
1026 | And make it quick. I've got to scurry. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
1027 | No cheese -- I'm lactose intolerant | 1.3832 | 0.05218 | 167 | 121 | 28 | 18 |
1028 | Oh, and please let the chef know I'm allergic to d-CON. | 1.3832 | 0.04709 | 167 | 114 | 42 | 11 |
1029 | I’d like to see your cheese list, please. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
1030 | How's the cat today? | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
1031 | Let's just go with your most classic charcuterie board with everything broken up into crumbs. | 1.3832 | 0.04632 | 167 | 113 | 44 | 10 |
1032 | Yeah, they closed Disneyland, so I got the night off, thought I'd treat myself. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
1033 | The cheese cart, please. | 1.3832 | 0.05218 | 167 | 121 | 28 | 18 |
1034 | Actually, if you must know, I’m lactose intolerant. | 1.3832 | 0.05218 | 167 | 121 | 28 | 18 |
1035 | Got any more of that cheesecake I was eating in the kitchen? | 1.3832 | 0.04933 | 167 | 117 | 36 | 14 |
1036 | Some broccoli cheddar soup and you won't hear a squeak on Yelp. | 1.3832 | 0.05148 | 167 | 120 | 30 | 17 |
1037 | Cat's liver and a side of cheese. | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
1038 | Squeal me a bubble and squeak baby, well rodent, chinchilla dressing and dont weasel me on the size | 1.3832 | 0.05553 | 167 | 126 | 18 | 23 |
1039 | I'm going to go with the small plates. | 1.3832 | 0.05286 | 167 | 122 | 26 | 19 |
1040 | I hear the Gouda is good, but is the Cheddar better? | 1.3832 | 0.05148 | 167 | 120 | 30 | 17 |
1041 | This is no hole in the wall! Believe you me! | 1.3832 | 0.05006 | 167 | 118 | 34 | 15 |
1042 | Waitress: Dining Alone? Mouse: Yeah, my family prefers to eat in the kitchen. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
1043 | You know what? I'll have anything, absolutely anything. | 1.3827 | 0.04302 | 162 | 110 | 44 | 8 |
1044 | ... and could you bring that at the start of the maze today instead of the end? | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 162 | 111 | 40 | 11 |
1045 | Ratatouille and plateau de fromages,please. | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 162 | 111 | 40 | 11 |
1046 | Ratatouille? What are you, sick? | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 162 | 111 | 40 | 11 |
1047 | I'll have the cheese special. Hold the trap. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
1048 | Give me another minute — I’m still de-baiting. | 1.3827 | 0.04886 | 162 | 112 | 38 | 12 |
1049 | Well, it provides a nice break from the rat race. | 1.3827 | 0.04477 | 162 | 107 | 48 | 7 |
1050 | No, you'd think so, but I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1051 | I am your local health and hygiene inspector. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
1052 | I'll have the keto cheesecake. | 1.3813 | 0.05528 | 160 | 119 | 21 | 20 |
1053 | Long story short, the clock struck one and I am hangry. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
1054 | I know I shouldn't, but I'll have the cheese platter. | 1.3813 | 0.05384 | 160 | 117 | 25 | 18 |
1055 | I'll have the ratatouille. Ha, ha, just kidding. Make it a cheese plate. | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1056 | Do you recommend the Ratatouille? | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1057 | No, she left already. I guess my ears are a little bigger in person than in my profile picture. | 1.3813 | 0.04510 | 160 | 106 | 47 | 7 |
1058 | I just saw the health inspector come in. I'll take it to go. | 1.3813 | 0.05384 | 160 | 117 | 25 | 18 |
1059 | I'd like a slice of pepperoni pizza but this time on a plate. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1060 | Tell me a bit about your cheese board. | 1.3813 | 0.04510 | 160 | 106 | 47 | 7 |
1061 | I would like the tasting menu but with the cheese course first. | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1062 | No, you heard me right. ALL the cheese | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
1063 | For the last time: no, I do not want the cheese platter! | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
1064 | I don’t mean to be a pest, but what are your gluten and dairy-free, vegan, meat-substitute options? | 1.3813 | 0.04510 | 160 | 106 | 47 | 7 |
1065 | Is there cheese with that? | 1.3813 | 0.04596 | 160 | 107 | 45 | 8 |
1066 | I hid during the inspection. Now I want caviar and fois gras. | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1067 | My wife's family recommended you. | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
1068 | Since many of your usuals are in quarantine, I figured you needed my business. | 1.3813 | 0.04596 | 160 | 107 | 45 | 8 |
1069 | I really enjoyed the soup you folks left on the counter last night...do you have any more of that?? | 1.3813 | 0.04596 | 160 | 107 | 45 | 8 |
1070 | Well, actually, i'm eating for eight now, so you better sharpen your pencil sweetie. | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1071 | For me, this *is* social distancing. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1072 | Is there a reason why your health department rating is a C? | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1073 | What are your cat food specials today? | 1.3813 | 0.05457 | 160 | 118 | 23 | 19 |
1074 | And then I'll have the ratatouille. | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
1075 | The chef is a good friend of mine. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1076 | What cheese pairing do you recommend for the mac n cheese? | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
1077 | And can I have the cheese on the side? | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
1078 | I'll take anything that falls on the kitchen floor. | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 113 | 31 | 15 |
1079 | I just need something to nibble on. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1080 | Do you have any vegan alternatives? | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
1081 | The wine and cheese tasting menu please. Hold the wine. | 1.3813 | 0.04764 | 160 | 109 | 41 | 10 |
1082 | I'll have what the Chef was prepping last night while I was underneath the pot sink. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
1083 | This time I'll have the whole damn pizza! | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
1084 | Is Pepsi okay? | 1.3813 | 0.05528 | 160 | 119 | 21 | 20 |
1085 | I’ll wait until my party of 300 arrives. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
1086 | I'll have the "Chocolate" Mouse". By the way, you spelled "mouse" incorrectly - it's one "s" not two. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
1087 | I'd like to know about the vins de mice-on, please. | 1.3813 | 0.05599 | 160 | 120 | 19 | 21 |
1088 | Who moved my cheese? | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1089 | Just pretend I'm ordering the daily special and smile at the Health Inspector sitting at the next table. | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
1090 | I'll be ordering for my three guests since they won't be able to see the menu? | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
1091 | I'll start off with something from the dumpster in the alley, followed by a bowl of whatever it was that the chef dropped on the kitchen floor last night. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
1092 | Now, does that come with cheese? | 1.3810 | 0.04610 | 168 | 114 | 44 | 10 |
1093 | By any chance, do you serve cat? | 1.3810 | 0.05260 | 168 | 123 | 26 | 19 |
1094 | Actually, could I just nose around your dumpster? | 1.3810 | 0.05052 | 168 | 120 | 32 | 16 |
1095 | I'll start with the camembert, aged gruyère for the entree, and finish with a nice slice of roquefort. | 1.3810 | 0.04981 | 168 | 119 | 34 | 15 |
1096 | I'd like some cheese. With extra cheese, please. Also, two side orders of cheese. And another order of cheese to go. | 1.3804 | 0.04540 | 163 | 109 | 46 | 8 |
1097 | Can you read this to me? | 1.3804 | 0.04862 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
1098 | I'd like the Boar's Head Mild Swiss Cheese. | 1.3789 | 0.05428 | 161 | 119 | 23 | 19 |
1099 | I'll have the cheese balls, extra mold. | 1.3774 | 0.04778 | 159 | 109 | 40 | 10 |
1100 | Actually, could you just give me directions to your dumpster | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
1101 | ...and I'm lactose-intolerant, so hold the cheese. | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
1102 | A cheese platter with "cats-away" on the side. | 1.3774 | 0.04694 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
1103 | The three cheese pizza, but hold the dough. | 1.3774 | 0.05178 | 159 | 114 | 30 | 15 |
1104 | Is there a vegan option? | 1.3774 | 0.04820 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
1105 | I know. My whole family is stuck on that same ship. | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
1106 | I'm just grateful to the republican deregulators for addressing anti-rodent discrimination in restaurants. | 1.3774 | 0.05101 | 159 | 113 | 32 | 14 |
1107 | I checked the trash bin outside from yesterday. I've marked them. I'll take bag number 2 and a box to go. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
1108 | I'll have what the others can't finish. | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
1109 | My cousin knows your kitchen inside out--he recommends the mac and cheese! | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
1110 | I’ll have the macaroni and cheese with extra cheese, hold the macaroni. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
1111 | My boss at. the CDC sent me for what he said could be a “last meal”or something. So it’s on his tab. | 1.3774 | 0.05178 | 159 | 114 | 30 | 15 |
1112 | I would like the gourmet cheese place first. | 1.3774 | 0.05549 | 159 | 119 | 20 | 20 |
1113 | If the foods any good, I’ll be expecting many more of my friends to join me shortly. | 1.3774 | 0.05101 | 159 | 113 | 32 | 14 |
1114 | Just water, thanks, and what time does the kitchen close? | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
1115 | I'll take what they're having. Once they are done. | 1.3774 | 0.04433 | 159 | 105 | 48 | 6 |
1116 | I'll have a little bit of everything. | 1.3774 | 0.04778 | 159 | 109 | 40 | 10 |
1117 | Is it possible to order the cheese without the trap? | 1.3774 | 0.05477 | 159 | 118 | 22 | 19 |
1118 | Last time I had some blue pellets from the special kitchen tasting menu. Is there any chance the chef can just whip some of that up? | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
1119 | I'm expecting some friends. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
1120 | I bet you'd serve Mickey a vodka soda if he asked for one. | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
1121 | I'll wait for the rest of my party to scurry over from the kitchen. | 1.3758 | 0.04373 | 157 | 103 | 49 | 5 |
1122 | Can I substitute Brie? | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
1123 | I’d like eight pounds of cheese, please, or I go straight to this restaurant’s health inspector | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
1124 | "I'll have whatever the other diners can't finish. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
1125 | Can I order the Mac and Cheese, but without the Mac? | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
1126 | I know. I used to live in the kitchen. | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
1127 | What's the scrap of the day? | 1.3758 | 0.04278 | 157 | 102 | 51 | 4 |
1128 | And might I ask just what it is that makes you so certain I am an undercover food critic? | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
1129 | I hear this is Anthony Fauci's favorite table. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
1130 | I'll Cut the Cheese! | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
1131 | I’ll have what ever those people don’t finish. | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
1132 | I hear from a friend you have an aged lump of grease under the main oven. A bowl of that, thanks. | 1.3758 | 0.04182 | 157 | 106 | 45 | 6 |
1133 | Yes, the reservation was for me Dr. Hickory Dickory. | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
1134 | I'll have the large cheese board. You wouldn't believe the maze I had to get through to be here tonight. | 1.3750 | 0.04754 | 160 | 110 | 40 | 10 |
1135 | I'll have the cheese du floor. | 1.3750 | 0.05227 | 160 | 116 | 28 | 16 |
1136 | Tell the chef he can leave my order behind the fridge. | 1.3750 | 0.04628 | 160 | 111 | 39 | 10 |
1137 | I'll have the moo shu pork! | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 160 | 117 | 26 | 17 |
1138 | I'll have a cheese sandwich -- hold the bread. | 1.3750 | 0.04917 | 160 | 112 | 36 | 12 |
1139 | I came after sampling your off la carte menu. | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 160 | 117 | 26 | 17 |
1140 | I'll have the roasted Tabby. | 1.3750 | 0.05375 | 160 | 118 | 24 | 18 |
1141 | Do you have impossible cheese, I'm lactose intolerant? | 1.3750 | 0.05375 | 160 | 118 | 24 | 18 |
1142 | I'll have whatever the cat is having, unless that happens to be me. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
1143 | Actually, I’ve got a cheese allergy. | 1.3742 | 0.05503 | 155 | 115 | 22 | 18 |
1144 | You should smile more, dear. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1145 | Can a mouse get a cookie? | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1146 | I'll have the cheese omelet - hold the eggs, hold the onions, with a side of whatever you find under the stove | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1147 | I'll have yesterday's special, please. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
1148 | Can I have a cheeseburger and hold the burger? | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
1149 | Make sure the chef washes his hands. I don't want to catch anything. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1150 | How's the vermin-celli? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1151 | I'd like the mold on the side, please. | 1.3742 | 0.04590 | 155 | 104 | 44 | 7 |
1152 | Cheese board without the metal thing that would break my neck. | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1153 | You wouldn’t believe the maze I had to solve to find this hole in the wall. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
1154 | Let's start with the cheese plate and let it go at that. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
1155 | Swiss? You have none left. | 1.3742 | 0.05349 | 155 | 113 | 26 | 16 |
1156 | Boy, it seems like just yesterday everyone was blaming us for epidemics! | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1157 | Sheesh, that's what I said, hold the cheese! Am I not squeaking loud enough for you? | 1.3742 | 0.05503 | 155 | 115 | 22 | 18 |
1158 | I’ll start with the 3 day old pizza crusts and a glass of curdled milk. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1159 | I'll have a double cheeseburger, hold the burger and bun. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1160 | J'aimerais le fromage du jour, s'il vous plaît, et un verre de vin rouge maison. Je vous remercie. | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1161 | Yes, for starters I’d like the Fromage à Trois and a glass of the Chat-eau du Aubreuvoir. Thank you. | 1.3742 | 0.05427 | 155 | 114 | 24 | 17 |
1162 | I'd like the 3 cheese mac and cheese - hold the mac | 1.3742 | 0.05349 | 155 | 113 | 26 | 16 |
1163 | Do you have anything that's not poisonous? | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1164 | No worries. I’m virus-free. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
1165 | Why does everyone assume I want pizza? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1166 | I'll have the four-cheese ratvioli. | 1.3742 | 0.05349 | 155 | 112 | 26 | 16 |
1167 | Parlez vous francais? | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
1168 | Your restroom is out of order? Uh....what's a restroom? | 1.3742 | 0.05727 | 155 | 118 | 16 | 21 |
1169 | Rat-atouille? Yeah I knew him. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 112 | 28 | 15 |
1170 | I eat here all the time. This is just the first time I came through the front door. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
1171 | I'll have the Cheese Special. Hold the traps, please. | 1.3742 | 0.05149 | 155 | 113 | 27 | 15 |
1172 | Do you do small plates? | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
1173 | Can I order the macaroni and cheese without the macaroni? | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1174 | I’ll have a RATatouille !!! | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1175 | You got Fox on the menu? | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 115 | 24 | 16 |
1176 | The cheese board—hold the spring. | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1177 | I had such fond memories of this place that I'm moving back to start a family. | 1.3742 | 0.04590 | 155 | 104 | 44 | 7 |
1178 | I'll take whatever that pasta dish was that got thrown in the dumpster last night | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1179 | Are all five cheeses in the penne pasta locally sourced? | 1.3742 | 0.04813 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
1180 | Cheese omelet, hold the omelet. | 1.3742 | 0.05349 | 155 | 113 | 26 | 16 |
1181 | I'll have the triple cheese sandwich, and hold the bread please | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
1182 | No, this is not my the first time I've dined here. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
1183 | That ratatouille movie broke many barriers for my people. | 1.3742 | 0.04544 | 155 | 106 | 41 | 8 |
1184 | Would you like your blue cheese dressing on the side?" Bea Fernandez-Medina, State College, Pennsylvania | 1.3742 | 0.05654 | 155 | 117 | 18 | 20 |
1185 | I don't want to be trapped into ordering cheese. Do you have anything else? | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1186 | My diet's gone off the rails: I'll have the cheesecake. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1187 | I’ll have the cheese omelet; hold the eggs. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1188 | What is your house cheese? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1189 | Anything in a fondue? | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1190 | Got any Ratatouille? | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1191 | Before I order, I’d like to see your kitchen. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
1192 | No, I don't care to hear the cheese selection. And that's actually pretty racist. | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1193 | Will you please move those people fifteen feet away? | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
1194 | You had me at haloumi. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
1195 | The rest of my party will be dinning in the kitchen this evening. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 112 | 28 | 15 |
1196 | I could use a drink after that last maze run. | 1.3742 | 0.04813 | 155 | 114 | 27 | 14 |
1197 | A party of 30 will be joining me in about 10 minutes. | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
1198 | I resent your stereotyping! No, I don't want 'something with cheese!' | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
1199 | Of mice and (wo)men | 1.3742 | 0.05579 | 155 | 116 | 20 | 19 |
1200 | This place has always been my favorite hole-in-the-wall. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1201 | You are way too young to remember, but I am 'The Mouse that Roared'! | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
1202 | Don’t worry. Coronavirus was from bats. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
1203 | Whatever's on the floor would be fine. | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
1204 | It's nice to get out and try something different than my usual hole in the wall. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
1205 | How’s the Cheese? | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
1206 | Bad news, Midge... They’re laying me off at the lab. This is going to be my last lunch here before they release me to the city dump. | 1.3709 | 0.04566 | 151 | 101 | 44 | 6 |
1207 | I'd just like one slice I can carry down the stairs please. | 1.3709 | 0.04518 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
1208 | I may need a quick escape so, make it Swiss. | 1.3709 | 0.04566 | 151 | 101 | 44 | 6 |
1209 | I’m gonna wait to order until my family gets here, but -heads up- we’re gonna need 46 more menus. | 1.3709 | 0.04566 | 151 | 101 | 44 | 6 |
1210 | I will be joined by friends...lots of friends. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
1211 | I'll have the marsoupial. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
1212 | Just a slice- I’ve got a subway to catch | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
1213 | What do you suggest for a little nibble? | 1.3709 | 0.04469 | 151 | 100 | 46 | 5 |
1214 | This restaurant got great reviews on "Squeak" | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
1215 | I hope this bargain cheese plate isn’t a bait and switch. | 1.3709 | 0.04662 | 151 | 102 | 42 | 7 |
1216 | I'm torn between the cheese and the peanut butter. | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
1217 | So... What did the chef drop today? | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
1218 | let's get this straight,it's Mr. Mouse,not mousey! | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
1219 | Well, the dumpster doesn't offer gluten free, vegan; ok? | 1.3701 | 0.04693 | 154 | 105 | 41 | 8 |
1220 | They've taken my dumpster so I'll be dining here tonight. | 1.3701 | 0.05289 | 154 | 112 | 27 | 15 |
1221 | I have friends in the kitchen and they recommend the duck. | 1.3701 | 0.04602 | 154 | 104 | 43 | 7 |
1222 | Do you have smaller portions available? | 1.3701 | 0.04602 | 154 | 104 | 43 | 7 |
1223 | I normally just eat in the kitchen but today I thought I’d try the dining room. | 1.3701 | 0.04783 | 154 | 106 | 39 | 9 |
1224 | I'll have the ratatouille followed by the cheese plate please. | 1.3701 | 0.05289 | 154 | 112 | 27 | 15 |
1225 | And again, with extra cheese. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
1226 | can I get the cheese platter? hold the spring | 1.3691 | 0.04699 | 149 | 101 | 41 | 7 |
1227 | Any smaller portions? | 1.3691 | 0.05417 | 149 | 109 | 25 | 15 |
1228 | I've got a date with the Health Inspector. We go way back. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
1229 | No, skip the cheese. I’m lactose intolerant. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
1230 | This meal was my bonus for finishing the maze | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
1231 | Do you use rat poison in any of your dishes? | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
1232 | Online reservations have made my life a lot easier. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1233 | Coffee, please. I’ve been scurrying around all night. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1234 | Two million orders of the cheese platter to go. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
1235 | So, I assume 'mouse' on the dessert menu is a misspelling? | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
1236 | Your name's Cat?...that's funny...heh... | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1237 | I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1238 | I'll have the fish of the day from last Tuesday. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1239 | The usual cheese soufflé for three, Nancy, when Mickey and Minnie get here. | 1.3691 | 0.05500 | 149 | 110 | 23 | 16 |
1240 | I’d like the catfish, please | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
1241 | I used to be attached to a computer where I could read this menu online, but things changed. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1242 | I'll have the cat fritters well done. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
1243 | ... And could you be a doll and ask Larry to use some of that vegan mozzarella? | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1244 | Can I have the have the 7 different cheeses special, please? | 1.3691 | 0.04602 | 149 | 100 | 43 | 6 |
1245 | What do you mean, 'Am I allowed in here?' I had a reservation, didn't I? | 1.3691 | 0.04699 | 149 | 101 | 41 | 7 |
1246 | Just a cookie and I’ll be out of your hair. Promise. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
1247 | Where's the tablecloth? What kind of joint is this? | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
1248 | You would not believe the route I had to take to get here. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
1249 | I assume you have small portions. | 1.3691 | 0.04699 | 149 | 101 | 41 | 7 |
1250 | Has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes? | 1.3691 | 0.04602 | 149 | 100 | 43 | 6 |
1251 | No, you're the one who shouldn't be in a crowded restaurant. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
1252 | Actually, we don't really like cheese. | 1.3691 | 0.05417 | 149 | 109 | 25 | 15 |
1253 | No, I'm eating alone tonight. Social distancing, you might say. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
1254 | And make sure you spell mousse correctly. | 1.3691 | 0.04699 | 149 | 101 | 41 | 7 |
1255 | Tell the chef to make 'The Special', he'll know who I am! | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
1256 | The dumpster out back has a lot of variety, but, I prefer table service. | 1.3673 | 0.04638 | 147 | 99 | 42 | 6 |
1257 | One Ratatouille | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
1258 | Just bring me whatever fell on the floor today. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1259 | Your health code violations indicate this is just the right place for me... | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1260 | Sir! No shoes, no shirt, no service. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1261 | I like the menu and the ambience, but I'm a bit concerned about the hygiene | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1262 | Do you have any piles of garbage? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1263 | The cashew cheese, please. I’m feeling squirrelly. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1264 | The Michelin Man gave you a great review. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1265 | I'm looking for something that isn't the normal garbage you serve. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1266 | This place failed its health inspection. That's why I'm here. | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
1267 | For issue of March 9. Captions due by March 8, but magazine arrived March 9. We protest. Always too late to enter. Not fair. My wife's caption for that contest: "You'll want something stronger than lozenges." Barbara Bloom, Bloomfield Hills,MI. | 1.3673 | 0.05878 | 147 | 113 | 14 | 20 |
1268 | I’ll have the Spam, cheese, Spam, Spam and cheese, without the Spam, please. | 1.3673 | 0.05636 | 147 | 110 | 20 | 17 |
1269 | What are your takeaway options? I've got a race to run. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1270 | I was just walking by, and something smelled horrible! | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1271 | Do you have anything that expired at least a year ago? | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1272 | I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the bun, meat, and lettuce. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1273 | I'll have whatever's on the kitchen floor. | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
1274 | I'll have whatever the Health Inspector didn't want me to have when he chased me out of the kitchen a few minutes ago. | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
1275 | Can I get the leftovers menu, please? | 1.3673 | 0.04638 | 147 | 99 | 42 | 6 |
1276 | The servings here are just my size. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1277 | Why are you assuming I want the cheese platter? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1278 | May I have a mixed garbage salad and a glass of sewer water? | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
1279 | There'll be 2 more, they're parking the pumpkin. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1280 | What's your poison? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1281 | Is the cheese sustainably sourced? | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1282 | I've enjoyed your raw fillet many times... I was now wondering how it is when cooked medium. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1283 | I’m spoiling myself. I really think this is my year. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1284 | Just act cool. Department of Health is the next booth over. | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
1285 | Are you guys still good for that discount I was promised for staying out of sight on health inspection day? | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1286 | Do you have any vegan cheese? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1287 | I’d just like to nibble a little something off the menu | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1288 | When we kicked you out of the kitchen, we didn’t mean for you to come eat out here. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
1289 | I'll have the Peanut Butter Surprise--hold the trap. | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
1290 | Just some cheese without the trapping. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1291 | I'll have the jalapeno pepper cheese on rye, hold the jalapeno peppers and caraway seeds thank you. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1292 | There's going to be 30 of us, could you put it on separate tabs. | 1.3673 | 0.04638 | 147 | 99 | 42 | 6 |
1293 | I will be joined by some of my friends who are currently in the kitchen. | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
1294 | I'll have your End of the Maze Special. | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
1295 | Actually, my girlfriend, a duck and a very tall, anthropomorphic dog will be joining me. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1296 | I'll have the cheeseburger. Extra cheese; hold the burger. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
1297 | So, why then is it called catfish? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1298 | Don't worry - I know the chef | 1.3673 | 0.04638 | 147 | 99 | 42 | 6 |
1299 | Cheese platter please, hold the trap | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
1300 | I have to say, this is a rather disappointing cheese list. | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
1301 | I’ll have the French onion soup, a cheeseburger, cheese fries, mozzarella sticks, potatoes au gratin, and — of course — your famous cheesecake. | 1.3667 | 0.05386 | 150 | 110 | 25 | 15 |
1302 | No, that's my cousin...I'm Panini Rat. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
1303 | So locally sourced is table scraps? I don't want floor or bin scraps. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1304 | Has any of the staff visited abroad recently ? | 1.3667 | 0.04674 | 150 | 102 | 41 | 7 |
1305 | It’s a real thrill that you join us on your day off sir | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1306 | When my companion arrives we'll have the family size - we're fast breeders. | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
1307 | Yeah Lady I've heard em all...'A mouse walks into a bar, blah, blah blah.' Can I get a steak now. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
1308 | Is Le Chat prepared minced? | 1.3667 | 0.05386 | 150 | 110 | 25 | 15 |
1309 | What time do you close? | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1310 | You're right; this is much better than eating in the kitchen. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1311 | Can I get that on a humane trap please? | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
1312 | ‘’It’s always ‘would you like cheese with that?’ And you think I’m overly sensitive about ethnic profiling?’’ | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1313 | Why yes, I am the cheese critic. What gave me away? | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1314 | Yes, yesterday’s bread is fine. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1315 | What do you recommend for mice and men? | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1316 | I certainly hope you've gotten rid of that health inspector infestation problem! | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1317 | Oh! - “m-o-u-s-S-e”! - thank goodness! | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 11 |
1318 | I’ll have what she’s not eating. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1319 | Every type of cheese you have, please, and a booster seat. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1320 | Your dumpster comes highly recommended. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1321 | This is the upside to Covid-19. No one minds me being here. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1322 | I think I’ll try the 3-cheese fondue, a glass of your finest chardonnay, and surprise me with something from your garbage can” | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
1323 | Last time I was here, someone slipped me a Mickey. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1324 | What do you have in hole foods? | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1325 | Is the catfish wild or farmed? | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1326 | I read about your place in 'The Board of Health Review' and couldn't wait to try your food. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1327 | I'll have the number 19. | 1.3649 | 0.04028 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
1328 | What do you mean you are out fondue? | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
1329 | I'll have a cheeseburger...hold the burger. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
1330 | The garbage--how is it prepared? | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1331 | Is your ratatouille vegan? | 1.3617 | 0.05061 | 141 | 99 | 33 | 9 |
1332 | I like to get out of the subway once in awhile. | 1.3617 | 0.04856 | 141 | 97 | 37 | 7 |
1333 | What's good to nibble on? | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
1334 | Can I get the three cheese tortellini, hold the tortellini? | 1.3611 | 0.04474 | 144 | 96 | 44 | 4 |
1335 | I’ve sampled most of the menu from your dumpster, so I’m not picky. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1336 | Honey, I remember you from that joint that closed. | 1.3611 | 0.04738 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1337 | Besides pizza, what looks good being dragged down into the subway? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1338 | Umm no, no cheese. You assume, because I’m a mouse, I like cheese on everything? I’m lactose intolerant. Actually let me speak to a manager.. | 1.3611 | 0.05628 | 144 | 108 | 20 | 16 |
1339 | I'll have the cheeseburger -- hold the burger. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1340 | Just the cat, done medium rare, with an order of cheese on top, please! | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1341 | What? No Gruyère? | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1342 | I'm quite fond of that new cheese you've been putting in your traps, oooh and a glass of the 2014 Pinot. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1343 | MOUSSE! What the hell! What in God's name... and as a dessert? Don't you know how humiliating that is? | 1.3611 | 0.05628 | 144 | 108 | 20 | 16 |
1344 | Are you sure this is a sanitary establishment? My buddies tell me your chef hasn't been sweeping up at night. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1345 | Oh, that's pronounced MOOSE? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1346 | I'll have the grilled cheese plus 1,528 orders to go. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1347 | I’m with the Health Department. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1348 | Can I get cheese with that? | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1349 | I’ll be dining alone tonight | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1350 | Could you be a dear and have the kitchen prepare the cheese board sans trap? | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1351 | No, I'm not old enough to drink. In fact, I'll never be. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1352 | That's right...extra cheddar, mozzarella, Swiss, feta, and gorgonzola. But not goat. Too tangy. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1353 | My cousins eat here all the time. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1354 | A whole platter of cheese is just an appetizer?! | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1355 | I'm just a simple country mouse, but my cousin says the soufflé is to die for. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1356 | I heard you serve garbage, but I don't see it on the menu. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1357 | Is it pronounced 'mouse' or 'moose'? | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1358 | I'll order after I review the cleanliness of your kitchen. | 1.3611 | 0.04581 | 144 | 97 | 42 | 5 |
1359 | Just the cheese board and don't make it snappy. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1360 | I'm looking for a piece of cheese with no surprises. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1361 | I'll take my cheddar cubed. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1362 | The gorgonzola...how long has it been rotting in the stock room? | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1363 | Can you tell me more about the cheese plate? It sounds too good to be true. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1364 | What have you got that I can drag down some stairs? | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1365 | La fromage, sans piège à ressort, s'il vous plaît. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1366 | Any changes from the stuff on the counter last night? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1367 | Do you have any off-menu or under-table items? | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1368 | Just looking for something to nibble on ... | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1369 | The Catfish sounds good. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1370 | No, m-o-u-s-s-e! | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1371 | I'm actually a consultant for the city's health department. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1372 | Catfish! | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1373 | What can you serve me quickly? I have to be somewhere at one." | 1.3611 | 0.05453 | 144 | 106 | 24 | 14 |
1374 | I'll have the cheese plate and a glass of chardonnay ... Unless you would prefer to explain to your husband what I saw going on in the pantry last night. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1375 | I'll have what he just had. | 1.3611 | 0.05453 | 144 | 106 | 24 | 14 |
1376 | How stale is the cheese platter? | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1377 | The vegan cheese plate, please. | 1.3611 | 0.04686 | 144 | 98 | 40 | 6 |
1378 | Might I have a word with the Somalier and the Fromagier? | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1379 | I don't suppose you have any ratatouille? | 1.3611 | 0.04581 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
1380 | This isn’t some kind of a trap is it? | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1381 | I'd like a large order of the catfish and the cheese plate. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1382 | The cataract surgery went fine, thank you, but my two friends will need the braille menu. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1383 | The hole in the wall is next door | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
1384 | .... and I hate to reinforce a myth, but I'll have the cheese platter for dessert | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1385 | How is your Camembert? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1386 | Tell me about the fromage du jour. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1387 | You know you would think that the looks people give me would be unnerving but they make me feel special. | 1.3611 | 0.04474 | 144 | 96 | 44 | 4 |
1388 | I thought I'd check out the service in the front of the house. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1389 | Your assorted cheese plate caught my eye | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1390 | Do I have a means of payment?! I can take my plague elsewhere, you know. | 1.3611 | 0.05541 | 144 | 107 | 22 | 15 |
1391 | I'll have the Tom Cat---well done, with a side of revenge---cold." | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1392 | I’d like the garbage plate please, gluten free, no onions | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1393 | What, no veal tonight? It was delicious in last night's garbage. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1394 | Social distancing measures only apply to humans, right? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1395 | Before I order, can you tell me about the kitchen's hand-washing protocol? | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1396 | If you give a mouse a menu... | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1397 | Yes, I’d like the double cheeseburger without the meat or the bread, please | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1398 | I'll have the ratatouille, but please- no catsup. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1399 | I understand I have to pay more than a child. I just want to know if the portions are bigger. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1400 | I know, but I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.3611 | 0.05453 | 144 | 106 | 24 | 14 |
1401 | The usual. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1402 | Would it be possible to change tables? This one is too far from the kitchen. | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
1403 | I'll try the Cheese Sampler with a nice Chianti | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1404 | Just a crumb for me, I’m on a diet | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1405 | I'm sorry to plague you, but... | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1406 | Is it possible to have a tour of the kitchen? | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1407 | Don't argue with me, I want cheese and peanut butter. And please keep your trap shut. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1408 | If this is the Maze Restaurant I'll take the cheese. | 1.3592 | 0.05274 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
1409 | This is a pretty upscale establishment for me. I tend to dine in any old hole in the wall. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1410 | Mousse, not mouse, right? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1411 | The dumpster special, please. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1412 | Can I get an order of cheese, without the trap? | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1413 | No cheese with my burger, I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1414 | Yes, I am in town interviewing for that new cabinet position. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1415 | No, it's fine. It's just hard to believe that Disneyland doesn't have a mouse menu. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1416 | That was the hardest maze ever. | 1.3592 | 0.05505 | 142 | 105 | 23 | 14 |
1417 | I'll take the vegan cheese. | 1.3592 | 0.04617 | 142 | 96 | 41 | 5 |
1418 | I just need a little something to nibble. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1419 | I just thought that I've been spending enough time in your cabinets and I should finally come out to see what all the fuss is about | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1420 | I'll just take a water, I've heard humans are the largest carriers of infectious diseases. | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
1421 | Uh... I'm assuming 'chocolate mouse' is a typo?" | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1422 | Would it be too cliché to order your finest cheese? | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1423 | I'll have some chocolate, but hold the mousse. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1424 | Are the cooks washing their hands? | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
1425 | I'll have a subway slice. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1426 | A cheeseburger, please, and hold the burger. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1427 | Don't worry about it. I am the health inspector | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1428 | Oh, just scrape something up from the kitchen. | 1.3592 | 0.04508 | 142 | 95 | 43 | 4 |
1429 | I should have tried coming through the front door a long time ago... | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1430 | The Health Inspector’s here. Just pretend I’m a regular diner. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1431 | Are the cheeses locally sourced? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1432 | Actually, I'll have the risotto. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1433 | Hi-ho the derry-o,the mouse picks the cheese | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1434 | Do you take bitcoin? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1435 | I tried this earlier and it’s really good! | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1436 | So you want the charcuterie board with no meat, no crackers, no bread, no fruit, no nuts, and no jam or honey? | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
1437 | Before I order, what is your health department rating? | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1438 | Think it'd be weird if I ordered a mousse? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1439 | Cheese please, but hold the trap. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1440 | I would like to order everything the chef has dropped on the floor. My friend recomended that. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1441 | Yes, I’ve decided, and I already clicked on it. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1442 | One order of the ratatouille please | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
1443 | I'd like the cheese platter and a dry white wine. My laboratory serves neither. | 1.3592 | 0.04880 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1444 | Usually I infest the kitchen, but today is my day off | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1445 | You must be new here: I used to work in the kitchen. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1446 | I'll have the house cat! | 1.3592 | 0.05505 | 142 | 105 | 23 | 14 |
1447 | Any subway pizza slice? | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1448 | No, I’ll be dining in...I would have come in through the kitchen if I wanted carry out. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1449 | ...and for dessert the Crumb Brûlée. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1450 | How do you prepare your catfish? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1451 | I'd like the cheese board with the spring trap on the side. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1452 | I'm not telling you anything. I ain't no rat. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1453 | Swiss, please. I'm on a diet. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1454 | I know, I know, I am such a bore. Anyhoo, just cheese. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1455 | I just thought it was time to treat myself. I think that whole “plague” thing has finally blown over. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1456 | Mind if I check the kitchen for signs of people? | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1457 | And a 'Tom and Jerry' of course. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1458 | 'I'll have the cheese dish without the trappings." | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1459 | I like to run through the specials before I decide. | 1.3592 | 0.04395 | 142 | 99 | 37 | 6 |
1460 | This is much nicer than my usual hole-in-the-wall. | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
1461 | And I’ll need that sliced thin, to fit under the door | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1462 | I insist on seeing the chef about this mousse item on your dessert menu. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1463 | I'm lucky - I always seem to find a seat. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1464 | Pizza slice please. I’m social-distancing from the subway. | 1.3592 | 0.05595 | 142 | 106 | 21 | 15 |
1465 | I’m usually here late night. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1466 | This place used to be a dump. | 1.3571 | 0.04654 | 140 | 95 | 40 | 5 |
1467 | No, you got me all wrong, I´m from Micelin, not Michelin. | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1468 | When you give a mouse a menu | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1469 | I think you misspelled chocolate mousse." | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1470 | That's mousse . . . with two s's, right? | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1471 | I noticed the C from the department of health. Was that me? | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
1472 | Would you recommend the cheese or the peanut butter? | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1473 | Is the Dumpster Bar included with all entrees? | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1474 | Oh get serious. 21 years old is impossible! | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1475 | I can’t believe a table opened up! I usually have to eat next to the kitchen. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1476 | I'll have the Mac and Cheese, hold the Mac, with a sprinkling of Limburger. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1477 | Can you put the crud from under the refrigerator on the side? | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1478 | There'll be 20 of us altogether. I'll just order the cheese board while I wait. | 1.3571 | 0.04654 | 140 | 95 | 40 | 5 |
1479 | Ratatouille, cold. | 1.3571 | 0.05651 | 140 | 105 | 20 | 15 |
1480 | The Special. I'm tired of eating here alone in the dark. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1481 | The cheese plate doesn’t come with any surprises, right? | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1482 | The cheese plate sounds like an excellent recommendation! | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1483 | I’ll have the chef’s seven-course cheese tasting menu. | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1484 | I’m so glad I found this hole in the wall! | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1485 | Slip me a Mickey... | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1486 | No, I'm literally just going to nibble on the menu. | 1.3571 | 0.04763 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 6 |
1487 | I would like the cat almondine, please. | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1488 | I'll have cheese and this time don't put it on one of those boards with that springy thing. | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1489 | How's the trash today? | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1490 | Just plain cheese. Without the trappings. | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1491 | Can I get that without the trap? | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1492 | How small are your small plates? | 1.3571 | 0.04542 | 140 | 94 | 42 | 4 |
1493 | I was referred by a friend i have in the kitchen . | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1494 | I’ve been waiting years for a pandemic so I don’t have to eat in the back! | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1495 | Is the cheese free-range? | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1496 | HOW big is the cheese board?! | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1497 | No, I don’t have any food restrictions. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1498 | Thanks for not shrieking. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1499 | No, I've never been here before, but I'm a big fan of your dumpster in the alley. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1500 | Would you recommend the cat stew? | 1.3571 | 0.05741 | 140 | 106 | 18 | 16 |
1501 | My date is going to be a bit late. She's stuck in some peanut butter. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1502 | I'd like that with all of the trimmings and none off the trappings. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1503 | Saw your D score in the window and figured this would be a good place to meet other singles. | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1504 | In human years no but in mouse years, definitely old enough to drink. | 1.3571 | 0.04654 | 140 | 95 | 40 | 5 |
1505 | Is there a table closer to the kitchen? I"m expecting friends." | 1.3571 | 0.04654 | 140 | 95 | 40 | 5 |
1506 | Havarti with that sandwich. | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1507 | I'll have the top left corner of the menu please. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1508 | I'll have the cheese plate and a doggy bag. | 1.3571 | 0.05025 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
1509 | I’ll have water, but with no ice, the steak, but without the sauce, and the cheese, but removed from the trap. | 1.3566 | 0.04698 | 143 | 98 | 39 | 6 |
1510 | I think I'll try the placebo for a change. | 1.3566 | 0.05002 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 9 |
1511 | I'm a fromagetarian! | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
1512 | I heard the food was garbage! | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
1513 | Did I mention my dad's a health inspector?" | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1514 | What would you recommend someone eat immediately before giving birth? | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1515 | I'll have the 4 cheese pizza without the sauce. Or the crust. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1516 | I’d prefer an alfresco table with a dumpster view. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1517 | I'll have the three cheese pizza,please. And, hold the pizza. | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
1518 | I'm just gonna have a quick bite, you won't even know I was here. | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
1519 | This is the Senate Dining Room where all my friends eat. I will have a bologna sandwich. | 1.3546 | 0.05433 | 141 | 104 | 24 | 13 |
1520 | I'll have the cheeseburger: hold the bun and hold the meat. | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
1521 | A nice hunk of cheese, please, I just won the rat race. | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
1522 | Yes, I'll have cheese with that. | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
1523 | Two more joining me and can we get Braille menus? | 1.3529 | 0.05575 | 136 | 101 | 22 | 13 |
1524 | I’ll have the cheese plate. Oh, and hold the trap. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1525 | Your most recent garbage toss and I would like to add truffles. | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
1526 | Do you have anything stale? | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1527 | I will wait until my three hundred friends arrive. | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
1528 | This restaurant received the highest rating in our guide in the category of ‘most unhygienic’ | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1529 | What do you have in the way of an Amouse-bouche? | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
1530 | I know it is not kosher, but I want some cheese on my beefburger! | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1531 | How about the health crisis out there!.. sheesh! | 1.3529 | 0.05953 | 136 | 105 | 14 | 17 |
1532 | Could I have a swiss cheese sandwich delivered behind the refrigerator in the kitchen? | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
1533 | Is the cheese fresh cut? | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
1534 | I'll have what the guy on the subway was having | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
1535 | How's the trash? | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
1536 | Do you offer a gluetrap free menu? | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
1537 | Do you have rodent traps in your restrooms, because my date never came back? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1538 | Tell the boss man to pay up by Friday or I’ll have every rodent this side of the Hudson bring this place down on his fucking head | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1539 | I'll have the mousetrap. Cheese on the side. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1540 | ...and what pairs well with a three foot log of swiss? | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1541 | Yes, how many tasks do I need to complete to get the ribeye? | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1542 | I'll have the grilled cheese and cheesecake for dessert. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1543 | How's the garbage today? | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1544 | I'll take the asian swine stew, the Italian cheese plate and a Corona. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1545 | I'm vegan, lactose, diabetic, and hate vegetables. What can you suggest? | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1546 | I'll have le chat Chateaubriand. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1547 | Sure, I’ll add cheese to that, Bloomberg is paying me through November. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1548 | I heard this place was a dump. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1549 | E. B. White sent me. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1550 | Can I get some cheese on the side, on top, underneath, and to go please? | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1551 | ... and car engine wires on the side. | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1552 | Just a little nibble. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1553 | Can you bring me 54 more menus? My family will be joining me. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1554 | Normally I dine Al Fresco. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1555 | I'll have the cheese, with a side of cheese, followed by cheese for dessert. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1556 | Give me another minute, I’m waiting for someone. Her profile said she likes midnight escapades and cheese, so I’m hoping this goes well. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1557 | Hold the cheese, please. I'm lactose intolerant! | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1558 | No cheese menu, thank you. I'm celebrating ten years of sobriety." | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1559 | I USED TO be Pizza Rat. I am now Hasselback Tomato Caprese Rat. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1560 | Do you have nibble size portions? | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1561 | Sure, the family's coming, but the kids won't need much room. | 1.3507 | 0.05730 | 134 | 101 | 19 | 14 |
1562 | I'll have the cheese omelet, and hold the eggs" | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1563 | Is your cheddar certified Trap-Free? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1564 | Could I have that with extra corona virus? | 1.3507 | 0.06109 | 134 | 105 | 11 | 18 |
1565 | Oh, and just let me know if any cats come in. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1566 | Can I get the cheese without the trap? | 1.3507 | 0.05631 | 134 | 100 | 21 | 13 |
1567 | Not even Wensleydale? | 1.3507 | 0.05730 | 134 | 101 | 19 | 14 |
1568 | …yes, and for dessert I would like the ”Chocolate Humann”. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1569 | Début? Ricotta-Pistachio Crostini. À côté: broccoli-cheddar soup and a Cheesy Ploughman’s Salad. Entrée: Six-Cheese Penne Florentine, accompagné par Pommes Aligot. Après, Mascarpone Ice Cream and a double soft cheese cream liqueur. Merci! | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1570 | Your reviews on Trip Advisor were perfect for me. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1571 | I know right? I can't believe I got this job. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1572 | I'll take the peanut gratin. Could you just let the chef know I'm lactose intolerant | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1573 | I’ll have the Mickey pancakes | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1574 | I’m splurging tonight. Tomorrow I’m reporting for duty to the the Covid 19 lab. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1575 | Yes, I would like to order a plate of crumbs with a side of drywall insulation. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1576 | Cheeseburger hold the burger, cheese fries hold the fries, and a glass of water...with cheese. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1577 | I'll take the biggest piece of cheddar in the house and your phone number, sweetie. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1578 | The upshot is I could finally get a table here. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1579 | I'll have what he's having...when he's finished with it. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1580 | The cheesecake please. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1581 | Finally an acceptable cheese plate. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1582 | I'd like your most expensive cheese plate to eat here and a big hunk of limburger to take home to repel cats. | 1.3507 | 0.05730 | 134 | 101 | 19 | 14 |
1583 | It used to be so simple: I'd get through the maze, and they'd just give me the cheese. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1584 | I’d like a mousetrap special, extra Cheddar, hold the trap. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1585 | I'll just finish the Cereal from the third shelf of the left pantry | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1586 | Do I still have to pay if I order the placebo? | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1587 | Can I see your lactose intolerable menu...? | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1588 | I’ll take last week’s special! | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1589 | I'm glad we've formalized this relationship. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1590 | How’s the compost tonight? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1591 | I will be having whatever you tossed from table 3. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1592 | I'll take the cheese pizza to go. I have a subway to catch. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1593 | I'll have extra cheese with that. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1594 | I came here because you're rated 5 mice on TrapAdvisor. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1595 | This is my favorite kind of hole-in-the-wall. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1596 | This nice place sure is nice. Usually, I dine in real holes in the wall. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1597 | One pizza with extra cheese please; hold the dough. | 1.3481 | 0.05496 | 135 | 100 | 23 | 12 |
1598 | Cheese burger, cheesesteak, cheese platter What’s with you people | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1599 | I'll have the cheese tray without the traps. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1600 | Yeah, I'll have the ratatouille. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1601 | Wow. Long menu. And I thought the maze at the laboratory was hard to negotiate!" | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1602 | I will have the best cheese in the house. | 1.3462 | 0.04724 | 130 | 89 | 37 | 4 |
1603 | I'll have the mousse au chocolat. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1604 | May I see your wine and cheese menu? | 1.3462 | 0.04464 | 130 | 87 | 41 | 2 |
1605 | I'll have a large cheese burger, hold the burger and NO CATSUP! | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1606 | What do you recommend before I see Cats? | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1607 | All the best reviewers are rodents these days. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1608 | No, everyone thinks that. It's actually peanut butter that I could die for. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1609 | I'll have the cheese platter without the trap. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1610 | I hope this is as good as the samples in the dumpster! | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1611 | I'll have a cheeseburger, hold the burger and the bun, please. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1612 | The chocolate mousse...that's not a typo, right? | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1613 | And hold the goat cheese; not even the guys in the lab like that stuff | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1614 | personal pizza with extra cheese.please hurry! I'm due back at the lab. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1615 | I’ll just have whatever is lying around | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1616 | A slice of pizza, to go | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1617 | I think I'll have the catfish today! | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1618 | i usually eat in the kitchen, but i kinda like the front of the house. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1619 | Just bring me whatever you can find on the floor. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1620 | I'm always suspicious of the cheese plate. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1621 | I guess I'll try the cheese souffle. | 1.3462 | 0.05852 | 130 | 99 | 17 | 14 |
1622 | I am sorry but we don’t have “just a chunk of cheese” on our menu | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1623 | My friends all say the food here is trash. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1624 | Honey, all your human customers are self-isolating. This is the new normal. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1625 | I'm not very hungry -- I already had a slice on the subway. | 1.3438 | 0.04632 | 128 | 87 | 38 | 3 |
1626 | I'll take the macaroni and cheese; hold the macaroni. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1627 | I used to work in the kitchen here. | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1628 | I'll have the usual, all the jetsam that has fallen behind the fryer. Delish! | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1629 | My friends tell me you have a killer cheese sandwich | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1630 | And then I says, 'What do you mean rare? There are 34 million of us, sweetheart' | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1631 | No need to warm it up, just bring it in a large plastic bag filled with garbage. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1632 | Any specials for an empty nester? | 1.3438 | 0.04632 | 128 | 87 | 38 | 3 |
1633 | Surely you know that restaurant critics work under cover.” | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1634 | And, for dessert, I'll have the Chocolate Mouse. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1635 | Is the cheese organic? | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1636 | I've been coming here for ages but this is the first time I've used the front door. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1637 | I'll have the cheese plate special. Please hold the trap. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1638 | Is the cheese plate some kind of trap? | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1639 | What do you serve that is "Au Gratin" ? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1640 | May I substitute the cheese plate as the main course? | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1641 | Give me the fish that table seven is having. I was into the batter last night, and it’s just tres bien! | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1642 | I’ll have the fondue and a pair of swimming goggles, please | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1643 | I’l have what’s left of what they are having | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1644 | I'll have whatever's under the stove | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1645 | I’ll take a cheeseburger. Extra cheese, hold the burger, hold the bun, hold the toppings. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1646 | Have anything with CheeseWhiz? | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1647 | I'll have the ratatouille and a dish of sewer water. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1648 | My cousin Remy is a chef here. | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1649 | I hear this place is a real dump! | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1650 | No, I would NOT like little mouse ears on my pancakes. What am I, a child? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1651 | But without cheese. I’m not falling for that trap again. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1652 | You kitchen received a A rating, right ? | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1653 | I'll have a slice to drag out please. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1654 | I'll have the large chunk of cheese, hold the trap. | 1.3438 | 0.04428 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1655 | ratatouille, of course... | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
1656 | No cheese for me. I’m lactose intolerant. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1657 | Just a coffee, please. I filled up on rolled oats in your storeroom. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1658 | I will have a catburger with extra cheese. | 1.3438 | 0.04953 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1659 | Can that be made without gluten? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1660 | Is the cheddar really "aged" or just old? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1661 | What imported cheeses do you have? | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
1662 | I'll have the soup, with extra flies. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1663 | I'll have the grilled cheese sandwich, no bread, please. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1664 | And 2 take-out orders for my friends in the basement | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
1665 | I'll have the elephant. | 1.3438 | 0.05810 | 128 | 97 | 18 | 13 |
1666 | May I please have the ratatouille and a word with the chef? | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1667 | I'll wait to order--I'm expecting 23 others. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1668 | The "Cheese in a Trap" appetizer sounds interesting. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1669 | It’s my birthday! No eating scraps off your kitchen floor tonight! | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1670 | Yes the cheese plate...hold the trap. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1671 | Mousse" has two esses! | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1672 | Sorry. I left my wallet under the subway. | 1.3438 | 0.05810 | 128 | 97 | 18 | 13 |
1673 | Cheetos are in season?! Well, forget the oysters. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1674 | Do you have cheese without the trap? | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
1675 | Macaroni and . . . you know | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1676 | I'll wait for the remaining 50 of my party to arrive, thank you. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1677 | Just a few Parmesan packets and a plate, please. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1678 | I'll start with the ratatouille | 1.3438 | 0.05195 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1679 | I go by scent. Do you have a menu that's scratch 'n' sniff? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1680 | Mac and cheese, hold the macaroni.” | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1681 | Just the mousse, please. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1682 | I'll have a ham and cheese on rye - lose the ham and the rye. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1683 | Do you have anything from the Camembert region? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1684 | Do you have subway pizza? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1685 | For your sake, I've decided I'd better make this to go. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1686 | I'LL HAVE THE CHEESE PLATE WITH A SIDE OF PATE. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1687 | What's with Mickey Mouse menu? Bring me the real thing! | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1688 | What wine do you suggest with your cheese plate? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1689 | I'll take the Angus burger with swiss cheese, hold the burger. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1690 | I know you were expecting me to order cheese, but that is just an outdated stereotype. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1691 | Do you have any fresh “cat” on the menu? | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1692 | Your cheese plate wouldn’t happen to be spring-loaded, would it? | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1693 | And can you have them put extra cheese on it? | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1694 | Pretty impressive menu for a hole-in-the-wall. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1695 | Pretty steep prices for this little hole in the wall. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1696 | Is the charcuterie served with or without a spring? | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1697 | I'll have the cheeseburger, but without the burger part. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1698 | I heard this was a good, hole in the wall restaurant. | 1.3438 | 0.04497 | 128 | 86 | 40 | 2 |
1699 | Just cheese and crackers, and tell the chef that I know he added rat poison to my special last week and that I gave it to his homeless uncle on 12th Street | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1700 | How’s the cat stew today? | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1701 | My friends in the kitchen said to order the grill cheese, hold the bun. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1702 | Any humanatouille? | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1703 | I'm waiting for the other 89 in my party. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1704 | No seriously, I'm lactose intolerant | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1705 | Could it be? I am not finding aged cheddar listed on your cheese plate! | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1706 | I'd like to know who is in the mousse. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1707 | I'll pass on the mousse. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1708 | I was told this was a hole in the wall. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1709 | How tall is the buffet? | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1710 | I would like a cheese platter and hold the rodent traps please. | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1711 | Excuse me, but are these tables 6 feet apart? | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1712 | I've been braving the peanut butter in traps all day and now I'm ready for a nice bit of aged cheddar and a nice Pinot Noir. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1713 | I'm thinking about the ratatouille ... | 1.3438 | 0.04632 | 128 | 87 | 38 | 3 |
1714 | I usually dine at Whole Foods, but it's so crowded these days that I thought I'd try you tonight. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1715 | And I prefer my pasta ro dente.. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1716 | I'll just have the menu | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1717 | From your Yelp reviews I was expecting a lot of hotties to choose from. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 98 | 18 | 12 |
1718 | Is your cheese vegan? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1719 | Ah, there I smell the rat. | 1.3438 | 0.05915 | 128 | 98 | 16 | 14 |
1720 | They hired me to increase the social distance | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1721 | I'll have the cheese surprise, hold the trap | 1.3438 | 0.05075 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1722 | Does the fromage platter come with a side of mousetrap with peanut butter? | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 101 | 12 | 15 |
1723 | It’s pronounced Ep-STEEN. I used to come here all the time in a past life. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1724 | The CDC has given me an extended lunch break. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1725 | I'll take the vermincelli, please. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1726 | I will have the cheese souffle please. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1727 | Gluten menu, diabetes menu, heart menu; but no menu for vermin. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1728 | One of your finest pizzas that's been dropped on the floor please! | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1729 | Is your cheese platter trap-free? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1730 | I'll have the '87 Blue Cheese and five minutes to rummage in your trash cans | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
1731 | I'll start with the cheddar soup, then the cheese souffle' with a side of poutine -curds only,no potatoes- and for dessert, of course, the cheesecake. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1732 | Chocolate mousse? Do you have any idea how offensive that is? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1733 | I know the owner. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1734 | Just dessert please, I already ate in the kitchen. | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 88 | 36 | 4 |
1735 | And a bottle of your finest Bubonic lager. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1736 | Seriously? I’m pronouncing chocolate mousse incorrectly? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1737 | I’ll take anything that’s a step up from subway, you know, that subway. | 1.3438 | 0.04066 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1738 | Sorry to keep asking this, but does that come au gratin?" | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1739 | Could you describe today's garbage, please? | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1740 | I'll try the cheese board, without the trap. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1741 | Will Minnie Mouse be joining you ? | 1.3413 | 0.06085 | 126 | 98 | 13 | 15 |
1742 | Do you have anything bite sized? | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1743 | Is the cheese safe? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1744 | I'll try the mousse. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1745 | I’ll have the cheese omelette and the grilled cheese with a side of cheesy fries. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1746 | You guys are usually so busy. My grandparents told me that in their day it took the Black Plague to get a table here. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1747 | The last time I ate here the cheese plate was marginal. Are we upping our game tonight and doing artisanal, organic and local? | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1748 | Department of Health grade A ?? You did let me in, didn't you? | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1749 | This better not be one of those experiment tests you are always putting us in | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1750 | Minnie is running a little late so I'll order for her too. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1751 | Do you have a cheese menu? | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1752 | You won't give me a cookie? Why won't you give me a cookie? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1753 | Do you get many cats here? | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1754 | I'll have the catfish please. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1755 | My cousins work in the kitchen. | 1.3387 | 0.04564 | 124 | 84 | 38 | 2 |
1756 | It’s so nice to be seated in the front of the house for a change. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1757 | All my family is in your kitchen, but I wanted to try the upfront experience. | 1.3387 | 0.05042 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1758 | And I want the pizza on a plate. I'm tired of eating it off the ground. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1759 | I don’t care if it is derivative. The cookie first. Then a glass of milk. Then a straw for the milk ... | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1760 | I see mister ratatouille will be joining us for dinner today. | 1.3387 | 0.05938 | 124 | 95 | 16 | 13 |
1761 | Who am I to dis a brie ?! | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1762 | I’m gluten and dairy free. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1763 | I must say, I'm quite impressed by your comprehensive non-discrimination policy! | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1764 | And leave the fur on. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1765 | And no, I'm not the pizza one that's my cousin. | 1.3387 | 0.04706 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1766 | Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak-squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak; squeak squeak squeaksqueak squeak squeak squeak. Squeak." | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1767 | On second thought, I WILL have it with cheese | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1768 | What are today‘s specials? | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
1769 | What do you have laying around? | 1.3387 | 0.04843 | 124 | 86 | 34 | 4 |
1770 | I'll have the usual tonight -- Bubble and Squeak. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1771 | Is the cheese imported? | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1772 | Well, this is a Ratskeller | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1773 | Of course I ordered cheese plates for 100; And please be quick about it-I expect my family momentarily | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1774 | This menu is a maze. Can I just skip straight to the cheese course? | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1775 | I never thought I could ever eat here, but once my video of eating pizza went viral, I've become quite a celebrity! | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1776 | Given the way Covid-19 is emptying restaurants, you should be glad that I chose this place | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1777 | I'll have the bubble and squeak. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1778 | Can I get that with extra cheese? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1779 | The word ratatouille derives from the Occitan ratatolha and is related to the French ratouiller and tatouiller, expressive forms of the verb touiller, meaning "to stir up". | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1780 | I gave up cheese for Lent. | 1.3387 | 0.05042 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1781 | I'll take the three-cheese tortellini. Hold the tortellini. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1782 | Any Year of the Rat specials? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1783 | I’ve been in the kitchen before, I’ll take the cheese platter | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1784 | I’ll just have a big dollop of peanut butter, minus the contraption it’s usually served on. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1785 | Do you have gouda? I like gouda. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1786 | Social distancing comes naturally to me. For instance, I haven’t been this close to a woman in probably two years. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1787 | Cheese plate, no trap! | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1788 | I know the reservation was for two, but we’re practicing social distancing. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1789 | Can I see last week's tasting menu? | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
1790 | I’m vegan, so no cheese. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1791 | I'll start with a Mousehattan. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1792 | I'm trying a #garbagefree diet. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1793 | I see you don’t advertise your health grade. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1794 | I was told I can't eat at the kitchen, they didn't tell me I had to pay. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1795 | Am I seeing the same menu as the other mice in this restaurant? | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1796 | By the way, my name is Mouse not mousse. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1797 | I've tasted all the leftovers out in the dumpster. What do you suggest? | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1798 | I'll just assume that your kitchen meets health department code. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1799 | Subway Joe recommended your pizza! I'll have a slice. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1800 | I’ll have the cheese cake | 1.3366 | 0.05677 | 101 | 72 | 24 | 5 |
1801 | I'll have a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches. | 1.3361 | 0.06004 | 122 | 94 | 15 | 13 |
1802 | Isn't it obvious? The rataouille of course | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1803 | Grilled cheese, please. Without the ‘grilled.’ | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1804 | Last time my mousse was very runny! | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1805 | I'd like the ratatouille, please, with a side of garbage. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1806 | The catfish special for me, and my friend Tom will want the mousse. | 1.3361 | 0.05348 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1807 | No, I'm related to Mickey. But my cousins are Mighty, Steve Busemi, and Dustin Hoffman. | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1808 | Grilled cheese ? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1809 | I am so pleased the health inspector reconsidered. I won't get a prime rib anywhere else in this city. | 1.3361 | 0.06116 | 122 | 95 | 13 | 14 |
1810 | I've already had free samples of everything on the menu. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1811 | You know, the food here tastes like garbage. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1812 | What do you recommend? I would order pizza, but that is so cliche at this point. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1813 | Pizza a la subway please. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1814 | I'll have subtrraneum pizza | 1.3361 | 0.05891 | 122 | 93 | 17 | 12 |
1815 | PB&J, hold the J. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1816 | What is the "Cheese of the Day"? | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1817 | Oh, I served a rat once, but you’re my first mouse. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1818 | I’ll have whatever anyone else is having eventually. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1819 | A friend told me you guys got the best pizza here in New York. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1820 | Well, I'm trying to go 100% plant-based, so if you're out of the vegan cheese, I'll have cellulose insulation and baseboard, with NO drywall and NO wiring. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1821 | Sorry to take so long. Cat caught my tongue. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1822 | Say Cheese, you're on Candid Camera. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1823 | Do you recommend last week's lasagna? | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1824 | How's your cheese today? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1825 | Extra trap cheese, please. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1826 | I’ll have the ham and cheese, hold the ham. And can I get a sani-wipe? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1827 | I'd like the cheese platter in a maze instead of in a trap, please. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1828 | Did I say extra cheese? | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1829 | Well where else am I supposed to eat? I was just kicked out of the kitchen, Gladys! | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1830 | Why, the sewer. Where do you live? | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
1831 | This is s little bazaar, isn't it? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1832 | Yes, I did mean “cheeseburger hold the burger.” | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1833 | Are your mouse pellets gluten free? | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1834 | Would you rather serve me, or someone infected with COVID-19? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1835 | Sorry Sir,Wisconsin is closed,so our cheese platter is not longer available. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1836 | I hear your cheese is to die for! | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1837 | What’s this I hear about a”Mousse” cake? | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1838 | I think I'll have some of the stuff I already started eating in the back. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1839 | I'm tempted to order the cat filet medium rare, but I think I'll have it raw because a friend told me revenge is best served cold. | 1.3361 | 0.05596 | 122 | 93 | 18 | 11 |
1840 | Is the cat soup gluten free? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1841 | I've seen your kitchen, and I'm not sure I want anything that's on the menu. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1842 | So glad this virus thing has opened up dinner reservations for us rats. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1843 | 'Ooh, the chicken with Ricin sounds good'! | 1.3361 | 0.05891 | 122 | 93 | 17 | 12 |
1844 | What do you have that's quick and easy? I have a clock to run up at one . | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1845 | Yes, on your Low Warfarin menu, i’ll try the cheese soufflé, thanks. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1846 | I trust your 'garbage special' is organic. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1847 | On the cheese board...is the board gluten free? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1848 | I always wondered how this looked on a menu! | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1849 | Now, honey, if I find a trap in my cheese again - you will be hearing from me via Google reviews | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1850 | I'm looking for a dairy-free, extra-sharp cheddar. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1851 | This is the first time I have been here when you are actually open. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1852 | ...and I'll have the cheesecake for dessert, but hold the warfarin. | 1.3361 | 0.06004 | 122 | 94 | 15 | 13 |
1853 | Is the food on this menu fresher than what I found out back? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1854 | Is your filth locally sourced? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1855 | Do you think I’ll have a better chance at winning The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest if I pay for a subscription first? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1856 | Do you have anything that doesn’t have cheese? I’m allergic! | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1857 | Is the Swiss gluten-free? | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1858 | I'm flattered to have a dessert item named after me, but they misspelled it 'mousse' insted of 'mouse'. | 1.3361 | 0.04672 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1859 | Camembert platter, fresh motz on the side...not too squeaky, please. | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1860 | Bob's crash diet brought new meaning to eating like a mouse. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1861 | ...oh, and double check with the Chef that the Ratatouille is entirely Vegan! | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1862 | I just wanted to see what it felt like to eat in the front of the house tonight | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1863 | I’ll have what my friends in the kitchen are having | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1864 | Do you have that gluten free? | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1865 | I missed ya yesterday, I was working in the pantry all night. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1866 | What’s gouda? | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1867 | I suppose you think I'll order ratatouille? | 1.3361 | 0.06004 | 122 | 94 | 15 | 13 |
1868 | I want a Cheese burger without the burger! | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1869 | I've heard the dumpster contents are excellent here! | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1870 | Wait, it's pronounced "moose"? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1871 | Give me every cheese option you got!!! | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1872 | I hate to be a pest, but is this pasta gluten-free? | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1873 | I'd like a tiny wedge of cheese and a giant vat of Purell. | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1874 | Je voudrais un plateau du fromage s’il vous plait! | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1875 | What can you tell me about the ratatouille? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1876 | The health department thanks you for keeping your distance. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1877 | Hey Doris. The usual cheese platter, extra mold. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1878 | I’ll have the salmon, medium-spoiled. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1879 | Try our special cheese trap. It’s to die for. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1880 | I'll have the cheese special. | 1.3361 | 0.05088 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1881 | ....., and for dessert I will have a chocolate mousse. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1882 | Could you tell me a bit more about the Havahart Gruyere? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1883 | A grilled cheese sandwich, please, hold the trap. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1884 | What do you recommend, apart from the cheese platter ? | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1885 | Is your kitchen squeaky clean? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1886 | _I don't care if it's the special of the day! I am not ordering the Ratatouille! | 1.3361 | 0.05088 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1887 | Yeah I get that a lot...but pizza rat would never come this far uptown. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1888 | DO CRUMBS COME ON THE SIDE? | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1889 | I don’t think I slept enough last night. New York is getting weirder and weirder. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1890 | This is a very fancy restaurant. I remember when it was just a hole in the wall." | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1891 | May I see the dumpster menu? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1892 | What do you mean you don’t serve mousse? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1893 | Sorry sir, all customers must be wearing shirts. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1894 | I’ll take the moussaka if you're out of the ratatouille | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1895 | Who cuts the cheese around here? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1896 | I'll have the steak, but please hold the carving knife. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1897 | To tell you the truth, I got tired of the midnight kitchen rat race. | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
1898 | Has your cheese been aged or just social distanced? | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1899 | Is the garbage in season? | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1900 | I'll have the Trappist cheese plate. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1901 | I can't read. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1902 | If you give me a cookie, I'll ask for a copy of your privacy policy. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1903 | I think I'll have yesterday's special. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1904 | I’ll have what she’s having. | 1.3333 | 0.04460 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1905 | What's today's garbage special? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1906 | 'I'll have the fondue, no bread. Thanks' | 1.3333 | 0.05957 | 120 | 92 | 16 | 12 |
1907 | My cousin’s the chef here! | 1.3333 | 0.04634 | 120 | 82 | 36 | 2 |
1908 | Would the chef mind throwing that on the floor? | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1909 | ...and tell the chef, no placebo. I want real cheese." | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1910 | Can I see the kosher menu? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1911 | All I’m looking for is some fine cheese and wine. I know what I am, and I know what you are, but please, all... I ...want... is some fine cheese and wine. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1912 | Ratatouille? Why does everyone always assume I want ratatouille? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1913 | I'll have what she's having. Could you distract her, please? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1914 | How's the cheesecake? | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1915 | I'll have what the rodents on the floor are having. | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
1916 | I assume you want the Ratatouille | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1917 | I like my coffee the way I like my plagues -black. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1918 | I'll order for the rest of my family. They're here somewhere. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1919 | Conducting research at the lab all day sure works up an appetite. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1920 | You don’t recognize me? I in here all the time. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1921 | What's the cheese today? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1922 | No relation. Great guy, though. I met him once. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1923 | Hi, I’m Cat, I’ll be your server tonight | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1924 | Do you have another table? I feel trapped. | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 120 | 83 | 34 | 3 |
1925 | I'll have the cacciatore, heavy on the cat. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1926 | Before I order, could you tell me what your health inspection rating is? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1927 | I know we "all look alike", but I'm not one of those three. May I have a non-braille menu. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1928 | When I found out it's "Der RatskEller" I was so relieved! | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1929 | It’s the gruyere local or imported? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1930 | Do you know that Mouse is spelled with only one S? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1931 | Actually,it's an all too pervasive misconception that we like cheese | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1932 | Anything but cheese. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1933 | Eileen, you're the tenth waiter this week who's asked if I want the ratatouille. Please just get me a Caesar salad and some water. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1934 | I'll have the stinky cheese plate. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1935 | I'll have the feline mignon, medium rare. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1936 | Le plateau des fromages, s'il vous plait. | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
1937 | Why don't we skip directly to the cheese plate? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1938 | Could I have the cheese plate? Hold the maze. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1939 | I'll start with a "Tom & Jerry", hold the Tom. | 1.3333 | 0.04634 | 120 | 82 | 36 | 2 |
1940 | Please, no cheese. I am lactose intolerant. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1941 | I can dream, can't I? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1942 | I'll have the chocolate caht. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1943 | Can I have a tour of your kitchen? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1944 | I'll have the cheese plate. Are you sure this is not an elaborate trap? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1945 | I'll have the cat-o'-nine-tails, but hold the tails. | 1.3333 | 0.06073 | 120 | 93 | 14 | 13 |
1946 | What are yesterday’s specials? | 1.3333 | 0.04931 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1947 | No cheese, please. Cheese has led to bad things for members of my family. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1948 | I'll have a cookie, a glass of milk, and eventually another cookie. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1949 | Do you have pizza that’s been dragged across a subway platform? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1950 | If it's egg-free then I get a free egg, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1951 | What do you have to lose? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1952 | I’ll have the leftovers, please. | 1.3333 | 0.04702 | 117 | 80 | 35 | 2 |
1953 | I knoooow it's awful for me but I feel like treating myself. I'll have the wiring! | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1954 | I wish I knew how to read! | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1955 | What pairs well with the burrata? | 1.3333 | 0.05957 | 120 | 92 | 16 | 12 |
1956 | I’ll take one plain slice ... if possible, cooled to room temperature and partially eaten. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1957 | I'll have the quattro formaggi pizza. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1958 | ...home delivery, yes. I live into the cupboard, next to the sink. | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
1959 | Compliments to the chef and the owner, this place is a dump! | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1960 | Anything gratin, please. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1961 | Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1962 | If you want to pass your next health inspection, you'll bring out a cheese plate. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1963 | What leftovers do you have? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1964 | What about me made you assume that I'd want extra cheese?! | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1965 | I'll have the cat, de-clawed, skinned, quartered and extra crispy. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1966 | Takeout is for rats. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1967 | I'll have the vermincelli | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1968 | I'll have the foie rongeur...and a nice chianti. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1969 | Is the cheese plate non-GMO? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1970 | Fromage ala Trappe? Seriously? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1971 | I'll take the cheese stromloi, cheese fries, and a double of cheesecake. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1972 | Normally I would ask what's good, but I had a bite of the special in the kitchen. So yummy, I thought I sit down for dinner for a change. Crazy, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1973 | I’d like to see the cheese plate, please. | 1.3333 | 0.06073 | 120 | 93 | 14 | 13 |
1974 | l'll take a smile and a double order of cheese. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1975 | One grilled cheese sandwich. Hold the toast. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1976 | I"ll have the swiss cheese,hold the trap. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1977 | I’d like thirty-two share plates with that, please. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1978 | I’ll have the vegan, gluten-free rat burger please.” | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1979 | I will have your special--ratatouille. | 1.3333 | 0.06187 | 120 | 94 | 12 | 14 |
1980 | Tonight, I decided on a direct approach. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1981 | So why do you assume I would want cheese on it? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1982 | Are you really asking if I want cheese with that? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1983 | It's so nice to get to dine alone. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1984 | Charcuterie for 94, 95 counting myself. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1985 | Just the menu is fine, thanks. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1986 | No, really, I'll bring the condoms. | 1.3333 | 0.06073 | 120 | 93 | 14 | 13 |
1987 | Cheese platter, hold the trap. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1988 | What wine do you recommend with Velveeta? | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1989 | I’ll halve a cheeseburger, hold thee burger. | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
1990 | What's with the "Catnip" Crepe? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1991 | Will I be having the cheese? That’s racist. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1992 | For some reason I have a craving for cheese balls. | 1.3333 | 0.04480 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1993 | The vermincelli, please. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1994 | Can I get 200 more menus? My friends will be here soon. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1995 | Yes, I would like a grilled cheese sandwich..very rare | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1996 | I'd would like a really tall stack of the Mickey Mouse Pancakes. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1997 | I'll have the fondue. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1998 | Cheeseburger. Hold the meat, mayo, pickle and bun. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1999 | Are you sure I can’t substitute onion rings for fries? It’d be an awful shame if something happened to that A rating from the health department. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2000 | Just a glass of water, thanks. I’m waiting for my family. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2001 | I’m getting a little tired of the cheese plate. Any recommendations along the lines of a nice soup? | 1.3333 | 0.06187 | 120 | 94 | 12 | 14 |
2002 | What's in the garbage today? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
2003 | I’d like a cookie and a side of milk, please. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2004 | I will have the cat tartare | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2005 | Is the croque monsieur barn-to-table? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
2006 | I'll have the four-cheese vegetable lasagna. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2007 | I'm feeling nostalgic, anything with bubonic plague please | 1.3333 | 0.05957 | 120 | 92 | 16 | 12 |
2008 | What do you have in the cupboard? | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
2009 | They all told me this was an excellent hole in the wall. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2010 | Cat please, French Morney on the side. | 1.3333 | 0.06187 | 120 | 94 | 12 | 14 |
2011 | What do you mean “there’s a cheese shortage now too”? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2012 | I usually run in and out but today I wanted to dine in. I’ll start with cheese and wine. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2013 | How many mazes does a guy gotta walk through to get some cheese in this place? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2014 | I'll have the cheese ball appetizer, the Spanish Mac n Cheese, and the baked brie for dessert. | 1.3333 | 0.06073 | 120 | 93 | 14 | 13 |
2015 | What's today's special? If it's anything like yesterday's garbage, I'm in for a treat. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2016 | Would you say the charcuterie is enough for a whole swarm or should I order two? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2017 | I know this looks bad, but I promise my date will be here any minute! | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2018 | The chef is friends with my cousin. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2019 | I’ll have the cheese quesadilla with a side of Purell, please. | 1.3333 | 0.06187 | 120 | 94 | 12 | 14 |
2020 | Can you tell me more about the Chocolate Mousse? | 1.3333 | 0.06073 | 120 | 93 | 14 | 13 |
2021 | How moldy is your oldest cheese plate? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
2022 | What wine pairs well with the brie en croute? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2023 | I’ll have the cheese plate. Hold the plate. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2024 | I prefer my Camberbert bien fait. | 1.3333 | 0.05957 | 120 | 92 | 16 | 12 |
2025 | I know it’s on the kid’s menu, but I would love the Mickey Mouse club sandwich. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2026 | Is the trash fresh tonight? | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2027 | I am so over cheese. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2028 | I'll take the cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the bun. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2029 | What's the catch of yesterday? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2030 | I'll take the vermin special, extra cheese. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
2031 | I'll have the week old pizza aged in its original box, please. | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
2032 | Can I get the lab mouse special? My next experiment starts at 8. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2033 | I've been looking forward to this. Yelp says it's a perfect place for rats. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
2034 | I love little whole-in the-walls like this. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2035 | Is this the D-Con free menu? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2036 | Is your cheese domestic or imported? | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
2037 | I'll have the filet mignon, please - I'm celebrating my year! | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
2038 | What's today's dumpster special? | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
2039 | It’s my off day. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2040 | Oh yeah! You think you have a rat ‘problem’? I lost my job, unpaid student loans, and I think my wife is cheating on me. Lady I got rat ‘problems’ | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2041 | Can I get a fly in my soup? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2042 | No, I’m not Mickey. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2043 | I am so tickled that you have Welsh Rarebit on the menu. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2044 | I’ll have the catsup. Sup is Swedish for soup, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2045 | What's your fromage de jour? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2046 | I’ll have the cheese pizza with a side of garbage. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2047 | Foie Gras, s’il vous plait | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
2048 | No, sir, that's "mousse" on the menu, not "mouse"! | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2049 | Calm down, sweetheart--it says "mousse." | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2050 | Can you bring me a running wheel with my appetizer? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2051 | I am working on changing my image. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2052 | Are all your selections d-Con free? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2053 | I heard you specialize in small plates? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2054 | Is the catfish de-whiskered? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2055 | You know what, I will get the Catfish.” -Jon T High Point, N | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2056 | I’ll have the Quattro Formaggio | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2057 | Is the cheese tray enough for one? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2058 | I've been wanting to eat out here for years. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2059 | The grilled cheese special... Heavy on the cheese. Hold the trap. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2060 | Mousse??? | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2061 | I'm not ready to order. There are many more of us on the way. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2062 | I'll order when my Vice President, Mike Pence, gets here. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2063 | Today, I’d like to try something on menu | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
2064 | I'll open with gorgonzola-and-onion tart, followed by the Havarti souffle, and finish with the salt-caramel cheesecake. And could I see your wine list? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2065 | Not quite the hole in the wall that the review made it out to be. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2066 | And if you see my wife in the kitchen, will you tell her I’m here. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2067 | I'll have the cat, well-done, with the bernaise sauce on the side. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2068 | No, apparently Harvey and Rudy won’t be joining me this evening. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2069 | I'm impressed, this place isn't the usual hole in the wall. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2070 | You're right, I can't read. I needed you to stay for a few more seconds while my buddies polished off the dessert cart. | 1.3333 | 0.04558 | 120 | 84 | 33 | 3 |
2071 | And this time, serve it on a plate, not a spring-loaded trap. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2072 | I almost afraid to ask what’s in the ratatouille | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
2073 | You have an attractive nose. | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
2074 | Is this ratatouille a joke? | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
2075 | I'm allergic to anything without nuts in it | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
2076 | The chocolate mousse is vegan, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2077 | Do you have any lactose free milk and cheese because I'm allergic? | 1.3333 | 0.06073 | 120 | 93 | 14 | 13 |
2078 | I don't remember what it's called, but I had it once under the rails at the 72nd Street Station. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2079 | I’m here for the bottomless coffee. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2080 | If they want to study intermittent fasting on me, they better learn how to lock a cage! | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
2081 | I will have the ratatouille special please | 1.3333 | 0.06299 | 120 | 95 | 10 | 15 |
2082 | Anything, just no kids and no pizza. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
2083 | Yes, I'll have a slice of brie, hold the trap. | 1.3333 | 0.05838 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
2084 | I would like the cheese platter sans traps please. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2085 | I'll have your finest trash. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
2086 | I've enjoyed your dumpster, but tonight I thought I'd try something fresh. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
2087 | This place use to be just a hole in the wall. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
2088 | No, I don't want cheese! I want money - and plenty of it. I'm not a mouse - I'm a republican. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
2089 | I'll have the Gruyère, no trap. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
2090 | I'll have the Gouda, but hold the trap. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
2091 | Can you make it quick -- I got this new gig in Anaheim. I know the red shorts, white gloves, and yellow shoes are embarrassing to wear all the time but it pays the bills. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
2092 | I'll have the pizza to take out. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
2093 | Monique could no longer deny the reality that her neighborhood was experiencing rapid gentrification | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
2094 | I'll have the ratatouille, and cheesecake for desert. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2095 | I'll start with the cheese plate. Can you serve that in a maze? | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2096 | Is the garbage fresh? | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2097 | Look, I'm not a conventional rodent, I'm a class act rat ! | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
2098 | Contrary to appearances, I’d actually prefer something a little less binding. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2099 | I’ll have the garbage pail potpourri. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2100 | I would like the cheese wedge appetizer, a grilled cheese sandwich, the cheese soufflé entrée, and the chocolate cheesecake for dessert. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2101 | I heard you finally got rid of the roach problem. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2102 | Une petite plobleme madamoiselle ... c’est menu est ... Oh hell, the thing is ... I can barely read English! | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2103 | Triple cheddar burger! Hold the meat! Hold the bun. | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2104 | And that piece of cheese that fell behind the prep table... | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2105 | How do You serve your rat-tatoiulle? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2106 | My family is coming, so we're going to need seating for 337 guests | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2107 | No, I know we look alike, but Mickey’s actually a huge douchebag. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2108 | Could you please bring me the cheese cart? | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2109 | I'll take the chef's a-mouse bouche. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2110 | Last time in New York I had pizza in the subway. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2111 | This is on the house or I crawl up the health inspector's pant leg and bite him on the dillbag. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2112 | The chocolate mousse, please. I'm in need of some company. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2113 | I'll have the fillet of feline. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2114 | Yes I do have a question... is your garbage locally sourced? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2115 | I'm just waiting for my friends. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2116 | This place sure beats Subways. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2117 | I just went vegan. Do you have any of that delicious nut cheese? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2118 | I’m as confused about this as you are. One minute I’m a horse out by the Park, and the next, some old lady waves her little wand, and POOF! I want cheese and not hay!! | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
2119 | Do you have the mini-mouse menu? | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2120 | Do you have pizza by the slice? | 1.3305 | 0.04823 | 118 | 82 | 33 | 3 |
2121 | Would it be possible to substitute gruyère for the Brie? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2122 | One big question - what IS ratatouille? | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2123 | I’ll have the goat cheese omelette, the cauliflower with cheese sauce, a side of potatoes au gratin and a very small glass of Chardonnay. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2124 | Yes, I'd like a Corona to start with...just the beer please. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2125 | And what is your house cheese? | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2126 | Is the American cheese local? | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
2127 | Why, yes, it is my first time dining with you... though I've sampled your entire menu every night in the kitchen for two years. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2128 | I’ll start with the cookie. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2129 | Thanks for having me during this crisis. I'll have the 'Parmigiano di Roma' neat with a glass of Chianti. | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2130 | I do not have to pay at night - why now? | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2131 | Do you have any Gray Poupon? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2132 | Do you have a bigger table? 500 friends will be joining me. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2133 | And, please, hold the mouse-turd. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2134 | Because the review said I could get high over-priced garbage here. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
2135 | I'll have sawdust and gnawed insulation as my two sides, and could you start me off with some paint chips? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2136 | Just a pizza slice to go. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2137 | I would like a garbage sampler from Broadway and 96th street | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2138 | Finally I’m a customer instead of a pest ! | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
2139 | I’ll have the Garbage Salad with day-old bread and yesterday’s cheese. | 1.3305 | 0.04823 | 118 | 82 | 33 | 3 |
2140 | I usually eat at the little hole-in-the-wall 'round the corner. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
2141 | Yeah, I still get the odd eek here and there" | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
2142 | What, exactly, is in your ratatouille? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
2143 | Would you recommend the Gruyere, Camembert or the Gorgonzola? | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
2144 | One half -eaten slice of pizza and make sure it's filthy. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
2145 | I’d like to squeak to the manager. | 1.3277 | 0.05079 | 119 | 85 | 29 | 5 |
2146 | For once, I'd like to eat something before it gets to the dumpster. You know what I mean? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2147 | I would like to order a large serving of chocolate mousse. To be clear, that is M-O-U-S-S-E. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2148 | Cheeseburger. Hold the burger. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2149 | That predator/pray special sounds good. Catfish it is! | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2150 | Impressive...I thought this place was just a hole-in-the wall | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2151 | Fromage, s'il vous plait. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2152 | I'll have a small cheese pizza without the trap, please | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2153 | I'll take the half-eaten pizza slice from the dumpster, please | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2154 | Could you tell me about your cheese plate special? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2155 | Do the crumbs come on a plate or on the floor? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2156 | I’ve learned not to trust the free cheese boards. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2157 | What's this 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' crap? | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
2158 | I know this sounds... unconventional, but ask your chef if he or she is conversant with the many ways to serve cat. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2159 | Cheeseburger, but hold the burger and roll. | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2160 | It's so refreshing to be out from under the booth. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2161 | No. I'm not from Nimh. Where's that? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2162 | I’ll have the crumbs of what she’s having. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2163 | What do you mean no shirt no service? | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2164 | Is the parsley fresh | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2165 | The big "C" on the grade card drew me in. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2166 | Chocolate Mousse, Please | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2167 | For the heck of it, I'll try the Mousse! | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2168 | The cheese plate. Hold the trap”. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2169 | Can I get that without the cheese? I'm lactose intolerant | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2170 | Something in a cheesy vein... | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2171 | You don't serve Cat Meat?, oh rats! | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
2172 | I”ll have the ratatouille please with lots of cheese | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2173 | Wait...this is a VEGAN RESTAURANT??? | 1.3276 | 0.05970 | 116 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
2174 | ...and make sure there’s extra cheese on that burger!” | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2175 | Ever since I toured the subway I’ve been craving a slice of New York pizza. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2176 | Do you do a mousatoullie? | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2177 | It’s been a long day long day with the health inspector. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2178 | I'll have what was on the floor last week. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2179 | The menu is lovely, but all I really want to know is what the food is served on. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
2180 | Just the mouse wine, thanks. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2181 | Instead of scurrying around your kitchen all night, I’ve decided to come out as a regular diner. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2182 | So your Special of the Day is Roast Cat? | 1.3276 | 0.04940 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
2183 | Oh, you just assumed I wanted leftovers? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2184 | Just the usual, Mac N’Cheese, hold the Mac. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2185 | . . . and hold the catnip. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
2186 | I'll try the chef's nibbling menu. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2187 | What do you mean you can’t serve me your Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 2012 in a water feeder? | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2188 | The cheese isn’t spring loaded, is it? | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2189 | Is Remy in the kitchen tonight? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2190 | May I see your cheese menu? | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
2191 | I'm expecting a cat named Jerry to join me. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2192 | Wow, this place is a real hole in the wall! | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2193 | The cheese board with the metal spring mix. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2194 | Could you tell me what comes with the cheese platter? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2195 | Oh — I was actually asking about the mousse. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2196 | I'll have a feline mignon | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2197 | Is the food as good here as on the kitchen floor? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2198 | Yes, I'd like to start with some cheese, then I'll have your cheese, and for dessert also cheese. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2199 | Whatever comes with cheese. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2200 | And no cheese - that's so cliched. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2201 | Yes, four of us: Tom and Jerry and Jean and Tonic | 1.3276 | 0.05513 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
2202 | My real concern is the human hairs in the storage room | 1.3276 | 0.05970 | 116 | 89 | 16 | 11 |
2203 | And can I have it served on one of those wooden plates with the grey wire?" | 1.3276 | 0.05235 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
2204 | Do you have anything lactose free? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2205 | Congratulations on your health department A rating. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2206 | What's the featured bird on the Early Bird special? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2207 | Before I order, could I see your cheese list? | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
2208 | Tom doesn't still work here, right? | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2209 | Could you come back once my date arrives? | 1.3276 | 0.04707 | 116 | 80 | 34 | 2 |
2210 | Whatever you have in a bag. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2211 | your Gruyère tastes best after it's been left out for a while | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2212 | Cheese fondue, please. Hold the kirsch. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2213 | Mouseatouille" please | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2214 | How's the Swiss, Miss? | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2215 | I'll have the Ratatouille with extra cheese. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2216 | Do you have anything that hasn’t been contaminated by humans? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2217 | Yes, I am dining alone. I was ditched for the Farmer’s wife. Cheesecake for one, please. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2218 | Do you have a grass-fed cheese? | 1.3276 | 0.06216 | 116 | 91 | 12 | 13 |
2219 | Do you have a 12-month manchego? | 1.3276 | 0.04545 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
2220 | To Hell with the cookie... let's find out what happens when you give a mouse a whiskey on the rocks. | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
2221 | Sir, for the last time, we don’t have ratatouille on the menu. | 1.3276 | 0.06216 | 116 | 91 | 12 | 13 |
2222 | This place might not be the greatest, but it's no hole in the wall! | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2223 | I’d like the fondue, but warm enough to dip my toes in. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2224 | I'll have a double cheeseburger -- and hold the burger! | 1.3276 | 0.06095 | 116 | 90 | 14 | 12 |
2225 | This time I would appreciate being served more than just the crumbs. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2226 | I’ll have fried catfish and cheese on the side, please! | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
2227 | I’ll have what’s left over from what they had! And an old fashioned. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2228 | I said mousse not mouse. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2229 | I know the ratatouille and cheese has been totally overdone so I won't fall into that trap again. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2230 | Will you be dining alone this evening? "Yes, I will have the roasted fiva bean soup with a chilled Chianti." | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2231 | I need to wait for my date. She's in the wall. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2232 | I'll have a nibble of most everything in the kitchen. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2233 | Do you have a cheese course? | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
2234 | Thought I wouldn't eat in the kitchen today, the new cook isn't dropping as much. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2235 | Is this a five star restaurant | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2236 | A grilled ratcheese sandwich, please. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2237 | The cheese plate... obviously! | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
2238 | You may recognize me as part of the Rat Pack. I'll have the charcuterie and a Mouse Trap, hold the cherries. | 1.3276 | 0.06216 | 116 | 91 | 12 | 13 |
2239 | Actually I am going to be celebrating with my pack. WHO is blaming the pandemic on the Pangolins this time | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2240 | I'm gonna go wild here, and skip the cheese plate. | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
2241 | I'll take your kitchen scraps to go." | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
2242 | For starters, I'd like a Tom & Jerry cocktail, hold the Tom, please. | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2243 | I don't normally eat alone but the Rat Pack leader thought we should try some 'social distancing'... | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2244 | I'll start with the cheese and cracker plate...hold the crackers. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2245 | Just the usual cheese, without the trappings. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2246 | What do you have that recently fell on the kitchen floor? | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2247 | My friend got a slice of pizza here to go, and he said it was the best he's ever had. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2248 | Special, please - with the plastic bag on the side and hold on the mint flavoring | 1.3276 | 0.06095 | 116 | 90 | 14 | 12 |
2249 | Just 5 more minutes, please. Tom never misses my birthday. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
2250 | I'll have the langues-de-chat | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2251 | I'm a rodent, even if I had money where would I keep it? It's not like I have a pouch. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
2252 | I'll have the human-atouille, please. | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
2253 | I'll have whatever the fat cat is having | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
2254 | Do you have Braille menus, because my three cousins will be in for lunch? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2255 | What's the Dumpster Dive special tonight? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
2256 | I feel like some comfort food--have the cook scrape together whatever he has on the floor. | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
2257 | I’m waiting for one more but he’s trapped at work right now. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2258 | Does the cheese come in a trap? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
2259 | Whole foods please, no crumbs, and nothing from the floor. | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
2260 | Does that come with queso? | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
2261 | I'll take the crumb de jour, please. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
2262 | I'll take a few crumbs of everything. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
2263 | What’s the found rotting behind the refrigerator special today? | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
2264 | Got anything from the dumpster out back? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
2265 | So what kind of cheese do you have for lactose-intolerant mice? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
2266 | I'll have the quattro formaggio pizza, please, and hold the crust. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
2267 | How is the garbage prepared? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
2268 | I'll have yesterday's soup of the day, the half-eaten steak, and for dessert the upside-down upside-down cake. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
2269 | The cheese plate is always tempting, but I'll have today's special for a change. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
2270 | I''ll have the Al Rodente' | 1.3246 | 0.06040 | 114 | 88 | 15 | 11 |
2271 | The last Mousketeer. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
2272 | No, not the lobster. I had that in the kitchen last night. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
2273 | I'm actually here about a job. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
2274 | The ground cat topped pizza please. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
2275 | Do you really serve mousse! | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
2276 | When in France? I'll have the ratatouille, of course. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
2277 | Pete Wells says this place serves garbage, so I figure I can't go wrong. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
2278 | En faire tout un fromage, ma chérie | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
2279 | I'll have the lactose-free cheese plate, please! | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
2280 | From Wisconsin, you say? | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
2281 | I’ll have one of each. I’ve never gotten to eat AT the table before. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
2282 | I'll have the swiss on rye | 1.3246 | 0.04905 | 114 | 80 | 31 | 3 |
2283 | Your B rating seems grossly unfair. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
2284 | What other specials do you have besides RAT- atouille? | 1.3246 | 0.04316 | 114 | 79 | 34 | 1 |
2285 | Didn't you work at the dumpster on 43rd Street? | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
2286 | But don't you have anything that's NOT fresh? | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
2287 | Although I could only sample items from your menu on an eat and run basis during my stay in your kitchen, I am now happy to order the cheese soufflé'. | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
2288 | Just a coffee. I already ate in the alley. | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
2289 | I'll take all your cheese please. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
2290 | Don't tell anyone I'm Pete Wells, okay? | 1.3246 | 0.05572 | 114 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
2291 | So I flipped the pizza slice for a $500,000 investment | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
2292 | Hold on, This is no Mickey Mouse decision | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
2293 | Nothing too fancy,just anything the chef dropped on the floor. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
2294 | Is the soft mozzarella fresh? | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
2295 | Is your cheddar trap-free? | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
2296 | I'll have the charcuterie board - hold the snap trap, please. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
2297 | What can you recommend in the way of an entrée that’s generous, yet draggable? | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
2298 | I'll have the catsoup. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
2299 | Yes, cheese on the side; and straighten the linguini, I just got through a maze. | 1.3246 | 0.04905 | 114 | 80 | 31 | 3 |
2300 | Well, I'm not on the menu. What a mercy. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
2301 | I'll have the cheese pizza. Hold the pizza. | 1.3246 | 0.05137 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
2302 | How many tapas would you recommend for one adult mouse? | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
2303 | Squeak. | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
2304 | Do you have an all you can gnaw special? | 1.3214 | 0.05028 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
2305 | No, I don't want the ratatouille- that was just a movie. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2306 | Actually, I'm expecting a few more to join me. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2307 | Two cubes of cheddar. Traps on the side, please. | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
2308 | Could I have something off yesterday's menu? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2309 | If you were a mouse, what would you order? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2310 | The fondue please, not the mousse. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2311 | I'd like the charcuterie board, hold the meat, olives and nuts. | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
2312 | And hold the cheese. I’m lactose-intolerant. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2313 | Just me tonight, my friends will be dining in other restaurants in the area | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2314 | I think I’ll try the Grana Padano...thank you... | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
2315 | Well, in New York City, it’s a delicacy. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2316 | Obviously I'm not a mouse, I'm not blind, and I don't run. As for my companions, they'll be here soon. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2317 | Your food is here is much bettsr than at Chuck E. Cheese's. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2318 | This may sound a little cheesy but I would like to order a large cheese pizza with a bowl of cheese soup and a side of cheesy fries. Also, could I order a large cat's meow soda and top it off with a big slice of cheese cake. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2319 | I'll have what the cat is having. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
2320 | Sopa de Gato, please. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2321 | The occasion? I am having an In-Between-Cats moment. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2322 | I'll have whatever's left of what she's having. | 1.3214 | 0.04782 | 112 | 78 | 32 | 2 |
2323 | I'll have the cookie, with a glass of milk. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2324 | Does wine come by the thimble? | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
2325 | Does the cheeseburger come with catsup or ketchup? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2326 | I’ll have what the boys in the back recommend | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2327 | I want the tall order | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
2328 | Don't tell me you're out of it. I was already down there. My samples were delicious. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2329 | Do I need to be aware of any traps in your kitchen? | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2330 | Do you, by any chance, have a left-over menu? | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
2331 | I'll have cacciatore. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2332 | No, I don’t want any cheese, I’m vegan. Wait, are you being fucking serious right now? | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
2333 | Did you say the fries come with ketchup or catsup? | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2334 | The ratatouille please. And what’s a good strong Swiss to go with that? | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2335 | I just couldn't take another hole-in-a-wall place | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2336 | Cheeseburger, hold the cheese | 1.3214 | 0.04433 | 112 | 76 | 36 | 0 |
2337 | oh yeah, do you mind making the doorknobs shorter? | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2338 | I'll have the Garbage Au Gratin from the Upper East Side. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2339 | I’ll have the cheeseburger, the French onion soup, cottage cheese on the side and the cheese plate for dessert | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
2340 | A martini, please, with a brie-stuffed olive. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2341 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2342 | I will have the cat liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti . | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
2343 | I think I'll cut right to the cheese. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2344 | I'll have the "Pizza Rat" special. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
2345 | Just cheese today, Marge. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2346 | When you bring the cheese board, can you take the first bite? | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2347 | My cousin said the takeout is to die for. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2348 | I will take the cheese platter again, but please hold the trap this time.” | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2349 | I’ll have the Ratatouille. Please hold the rat! | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2350 | A dry martini please, I can’t find that anywhere. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2351 | May I see your cheese specialty menu? | 1.3214 | 0.04782 | 112 | 78 | 32 | 2 |
2352 | Oh, I'm waiting for a friend. | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
2353 | Macaroni and cheese, hold the Mac please | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2354 | Do you guys serve cheese? | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2355 | Miss, before I order, please verify with the chef that the ratatouille ingredients aren't my kin from Central Park | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2356 | I’m waiting for my wife, but I guess l’ll go ahead and order the onion rings. | 1.3214 | 0.05185 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
2357 | Corona and cheese! | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2358 | May I see your crumb list, please? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
2359 | Sure, you can test a new dish on me. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2360 | It's mousse, m-o-u-s-s-e. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
2361 | I’m not sure what it was but I tried it late last night in the kitchen. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2362 | It’s a pilot for a new show, “Restaurant Critic in Disguise.” | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
2363 | I’ll have the cheeseburger—hold the beef, the bun, and the lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
2364 | My goodness, why does everything these days seem to come with cheese on it??! | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
2365 | And your virus comes with that? | 1.3214 | 0.03953 | 112 | 81 | 29 | 2 |
2366 | Don't worry, you won't get the coronavirus from me!" | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
2367 | Is the cheese board dairy-free? | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
2368 | What does the kitchen have in its garbage can? | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
2369 | I’ll have the caprese salad, followed by the fondue, and the cheese platter for dessert. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
2370 | If you give me a cookie, I may give you a handsome tip. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
2371 | What do you mean “fondue, I presume?” | 1.3182 | 0.04644 | 110 | 76 | 33 | 1 |
2372 | I'm actually quite close with the chef, can you tell him I'm here? He's the one under the cook's hat. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2373 | I'll have the Elephant Steak, very rare, please! | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2374 | Do you recommend the grilled cheese sandwich, the mac and cheese, or the cheesey fries? | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2375 | Please dont tell anyone. I'm an undercover restaurant inspector. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2376 | I prefer Parmigiano-Reggiano, but a decent Grana Padano will do in a pinch. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2377 | Large macaroni and cheese... extra cheese... hold the macaroni! | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2378 | I love this table but I have another 158 friends who will be joining me soon. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2379 | This is all new to me. I usually eat at one of those hole-in-the-wall restaurants. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2380 | Is the shareable portion enough for 200? | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2381 | Before I order can you please tell me why your health grade hasn't been posted? | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2382 | I really hope we pass this inspection. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2383 | I thought I'd see what it's like on this side of the restaurant. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2384 | I'm so excited to be allowed in a restaurant! Even a pandemic has its silver lining, right? | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
2385 | I'm waiting for friends. But now i'm thirsty. Bring me a Tom and Jerry." | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
2386 | Any chance of a quieter table? | 1.3182 | 0.04821 | 110 | 77 | 31 | 2 |
2387 | Hello, I'd like to order a twentieth of an ounce of your finest cheese. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2388 | Could I see the small bites list? | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
2389 | I'm flattered. I usually don't get carded with all this grey hair. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
2390 | I'll have the deluxe banquet for 50. I'm expecting some friends who are currently swarming up from the cellar. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
2391 | Usually I don’t eat any place that would let me dine there. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
2392 | Is the kitchen still open? | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
2393 | I'm waiting for some friends to arrive. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
2394 | I was expecting a little more ambience from this | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2395 | I'll have the cheese plate. It's bound to better than what we get back at the lab. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2396 | This sure beats those hole-in-the-wall joints I'm used to. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
2397 | I'll take your finest cheese and crumbs | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
2398 | Does your kitchen adhere to the FDA limits of my hair in the food? | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
2399 | I got tired of hanging around the kitchen. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
2400 | And, could you please serve it in a black, plastic trash bag? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
2401 | I'm having trouble with the choose-what-you-like rather than take-what-you-can-get. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2402 | Ratatouille, please. | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
2403 | I’ll eat what they’re having. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
2404 | I’ll have the Simpatico Lobster. | 1.3148 | 0.05978 | 108 | 83 | 16 | 9 |
2405 | I did not stutter, extra cheese! | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2406 | I was so sorry to hear about Felix. I'll have the cheese plate. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
2407 | It says “no substitutions” but I know your kitchen well. Steak au poivre, | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
2408 | I’d like to start with the cheese course and see how far I get.” | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
2409 | No, I'm the health inspector. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
2410 | I heard you served mice in here, but I don't see any on the menu. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
2411 | You recommend the cheese, huh? Yeah, nice try. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
2412 | I'm waiting for the Mrs., but in the meantime I'd like to start with the cheese platter. | 1.3148 | 0.05978 | 108 | 83 | 16 | 9 |
2413 | Cheese, please. Hold the trap. | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
2414 | This really IS a better mousetrap! | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
2415 | Yes please super-size me. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
2416 | I'll have the Cheese fondue. And could you bring me a straw? | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
2417 | Is the ratatouille made fresh? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
2418 | The d-CON is fine, but no MSG, peanuts, gluten or GMO please. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
2419 | The usual. And please, stop serving it on the mousetrap. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
2420 | Chat avec pomme en bouche, s'il vous plaît. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2421 | And can I get extra cheese on my grilled cheese, please." | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
2422 | I’ll need the check before the Board of Health arrives. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
2423 | Instead of scavenging for food, I have been dreaming of ordering it like a normal person. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
2424 | Aren’t you the rat from Ratatouille? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2425 | And what is the Trap of the Day | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2426 | And if you don’t mind a special request, please serve it on the floor. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2427 | Just a nibble of cheese, please. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2428 | Say cheese! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2429 | Tell me about today’s scraps. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2430 | You're positive there is no rat in the Ratatouille? | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2431 | I'll have your best cheese please! Can you assure me this isn't some kind of trap though? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2432 | You mean the whole time I could’ve just ordered of the menu? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2433 | Is the Ratatouille good here? | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2434 | Would it be asking too much to dispense with the plate and just drop that on the floor? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2435 | Don't worry - I'm very lactose tolerant. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2436 | What’s in the ratatouille. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2437 | 'How runny is your Camembert this evening?' | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2438 | I'm so glad you found this unusually low table for me! | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2439 | Please, before you assume anything. I’m Vegan! | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2440 | I'll have a wedge of your House cheese. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2441 | And a side of the house cheese. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2442 | I'll have the catburger with lactose free cheese and a skinny latte. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2443 | I think I'll skip dinner and go straight for the cheese course | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2444 | I'll have what everyone is having. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2445 | I'd like to start and finish with the cheese board. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2446 | I'll just have the cheese plate. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2447 | Whoa! This is way cooler than the kitchen floor! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2448 | Do you have any fresh garbage? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2449 | Waddya say we get a drink after work? I know this hole in the wall. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2450 | I'll start with a Dirty Martini. Shaken, stirred, and spilled on the floor. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2451 | I'll take the vegan cheese platter please. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2452 | I don't want coffee. I don't want the usual. I want out of this hum drum life. Fly away with me my darling. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2453 | Actually, I'll just dine in the kitchen. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2454 | May I see your Verminu? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2455 | ... and a bottle of your best mousecatel. | 1.3119 | 0.04824 | 109 | 77 | 30 | 2 |
2456 | I'll do the tasting menu | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2457 | I'm trying to locate a friend of mine. Is your state health inspection available for viewing? | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2458 | What wine pairing do you recommend with feline foie gras? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2459 | I’ll have the plat de fromage sans trap. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2460 | Do you age your meat?” | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2461 | Please, sir, order off the menu, not the floor. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2462 | ..what do you mean no "Fricassé de Garbage" in your menu? | 1.3119 | 0.02331 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2463 | Yes, I’d like a mousse all for myself. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2464 | Fondue - but to take out. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2465 | Mais non, monsieur. That is not your cousin on the menu. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2466 | I’ll take the comte, hold the trap. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2467 | things go better with cheddar | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2468 | No, just a plain hamburger. It’s Lent. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2469 | How’s today’s peanut butter? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2470 | Do you serve any cat? | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2471 | I’ll have what cheese having! | 1.3113 | 0.04418 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
2472 | No, I don't want ratatouille. Why does everyone keep asking me that? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
2473 | There aren't any mouse traps in the bathroom right? | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2474 | Mmmm. What are tonight's health violations? | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
2475 | Smile when you say cheese. | 1.3113 | 0.05168 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
2476 | Believe me, I know what you have back there in the kitchen. | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2477 | I like to have a cat soup first | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
2478 | ... and if you don't have my cheese plate out here pronto I'll run all around the restaurant. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
2479 | I’m eating for a dozen | 1.3113 | 0.04900 | 106 | 75 | 29 | 2 |
2480 | Actually, this IS my first time coming in, but my family eats here daily. Tim Papciak Pittsburgh, Penn | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
2481 | I've seen your kitchen, what do you have that is prepackaged? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
2482 | Can I have the brown rice? Sticky rice on a tray brings up painful memories. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
2483 | Before ordering,would you mind if I moved to inside an interior wall? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
2484 | Is the D-Con fresh? | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
2485 | One slice to go. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
2486 | Yes, I know I belong in the kitchen. I'm on a break, OK? | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2487 | At these prices, it's no wonder! | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
2488 | I was told this is where all of the fanciest rats in town dine. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
2489 | With this coronavirus going around, I can finally get a descent table in this joint. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
2490 | What time do you get off? I know a great little maze just around the corner... | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
2491 | Do you have any hand sanitizer? | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
2492 | My friend who lives in the kitchen told me about this place. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
2493 | I’m an old friend of the chef. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
2494 | Your ingredients taste delicious, now I want to try the final product. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2495 | hey legs, i’ll take whatever this sad sack of shit Business Casual on a Saturday over here’s having. literally, what he’s having—bring me his scraps. and jesus fucken christ you work for tips don’t you? how about a smile | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
2496 | Do you want extra cheese with that? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2497 | It misspelled mousse, I hope. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
2498 | Don't turn around, but the health inspector is behind you, so it' s in both our interests to pretend that I'm just another customer. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2499 | I’ve been dining here for years, I decided it was finally time to order what I eat. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2500 | I’d like the cheese plate, but without that nasty spring-loaded snapping thing they usually come with. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2501 | I'll have what they're having - after they've finished with it. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2502 | I noticed in the window that your health grade is ‘Pending’. Care to explain? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2503 | I'll take whatever my friends are having under the table | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2504 | I'll have a cheeseburger, cheese fries, the cheesecake...and today's selection of assorted cheeses. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2505 | Yes, I am D-Con intolerant. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2506 | And while you’re at it, could you bring me a pair of pants? | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2507 | I pronounce it 'mouse' | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2508 | The lump of cheese sounds perfect, but do you know if it's poison-free? | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
2509 | A la carte only. Whatever falls on the floor. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2510 | I don't mean to alarm you ma'am, but a cockroach just ran across the floor. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2511 | I only dine in places I know are up to code. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2512 | I know this breaks all kinds of health laws, so I’d better take mine to go. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
2513 | I'll get the pasta with extra cheese. It's so gouda. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2514 | Don't worry; the Health Inspector was a no-show, so I snagged his reservation. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2515 | Tell me about the Artisanal Cheese selection. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2516 | I'll have a slice of pizza. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2517 | Le fromage du jour, s'il vous plais. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2518 | I'll start off with a garden salad with bleu cheese dressing, then a cheese blintz, and for my entree a grilled cheese sandwich -extra cheese- with a side of cheese fries, and for dessert...what kind of cheese cake do you have? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2519 | Do you have a leftover menu? | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2520 | I have taken the opportunity to sample all the menu items and I know they are all delicious, so why don't you just ask the chef to surprise me. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2521 | I'd like the Cheese Platter. Hold the Trap. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2522 | I'll start with the cheese plate, followed by a grilled cheese sandwich, with cheesecake for dessert. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2523 | Is the Four Cheese Nachos from grass-fed cows? | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2524 | I'll take the Fondue-- with Cheese | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2525 | Your reviews are terrible. But I've eaten poison and survived, so I thought, what the hell. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2526 | I’ll have the cheese board. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2527 | Hi, I'd like a ratatouille. Preferably without the rat. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2528 | He’ll be here soon - two Tom and Jerrys, please. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2529 | Yes, I said mouse, not moose. Do I look like I have antlers? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2530 | I do hope the chocolate mousse is not a misspelling. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2531 | I'll have the anything. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2532 | I'll have the fromage con queso. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2533 | Is your garbage fresh today? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2534 | I'd like the cheese plate. | 1.3077 | 0.04444 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2535 | I’ll have the mac and cheese. And hold the mac. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2536 | The cheese plate to start! | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2537 | There’s some upsides. I mean, how else do I get this table if there’s no coronavirus? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2538 | That’s right. The cheeseburger without the burger. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2539 | It's nice to be back in the area. I frequented this place years ago. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2540 | ....with extra cheese, please! | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2541 | Your plague - is it free range | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2542 | Just the cheese, thank you. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2543 | The new kitchen Roomba has changed my dietary options | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2544 | Do you have a maze I could run through before I'm served? | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2545 | Yes, I do subscribe to Health Inspector Magazine. Why do you ask? | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
2546 | At your place I just lick the butter and eat leftovers. What would you suggest? | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2547 | I think I’ll just have the buffet | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2548 | I’ll have the Quiche Quarantine | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2549 | I will have the halloumi, and the menu paper looks delicious too. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2550 | For a change, I'll just have the cheese plate, with a small side of cheese... | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2551 | I'll skip the entée and main dish and go straight to the cheese platter. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2552 | Which red would you recommend with an entire wheel of cheddar? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2553 | I think what you heard was bring me 'some cheese,' when I actually said bring me 'ALL your cheese...' | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2554 | I'll take your finest cheese, please. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2555 | I’ll have a cheeseburger hold the meat. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2556 | Yes, I will have the cheese platter. Hold the mustard. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2557 | If I may, a jar of Cheez Whiz, please - and a spoon. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2558 | I'll have the cheese souffle with extra cheese and a side order of cheese....and the cheese cake. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2559 | What do you mean cheese cost 50 cents more? | 1.3077 | 0.04749 | 104 | 73 | 30 | 1 |
2560 | Daaaamn, girl! That’s quite a maze of options. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2561 | Any recommendations? They told me the food here is garbage. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2562 | I'd like your garbage to-go. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2563 | You said there would be cheese on the menu, but I can't see any cheese. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2564 | I just thought we should normalize our relationship. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2565 | No cheese? This place is a hole in the wall. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
2566 | Can I get one slice of pizza to go? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2567 | Ratatouille, extra cheese. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
2568 | I can't read any of this. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2569 | I'll have the dumpster du jour. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2570 | No sir, the Ratatouille does not contain any rat. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2571 | “I’ll have what the guy under your counter is having.” | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2572 | I hear your cheese board really snaps. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2573 | You're sure there's no mouse in the mousse? | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2574 | What's a "dietary restriction"? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2575 | I'LL have the CAT please ! | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2576 | Would you say the portions are big? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2577 | The cheese plate this time | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2578 | I’ll have the cheese plate again, but this time hold the springy metal part. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2579 | Do you recommend the Fondue or the cordon blue? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2580 | Hold the blue cheese, please. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2581 | I'll have a cheeseburger. Hold the bun, hold the burger. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2582 | The chèvre, please. | 1.3039 | 0.04784 | 102 | 72 | 29 | 1 |
2583 | One slice of pizza to go, please. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2584 | I'll start with a glass of your Mouse Wine. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2585 | Comp my meal or I'll inform the Department of Health that I live here. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2586 | I'll have the welsh rarebit to start, then the grilled cheese. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2587 | I'll be honest, I can't read a lick of this so I'll just have cheese. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2588 | This is no hole-in-the-wall, that's for sure. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2589 | I’d like something cat-cheese please | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2590 | I was impressed with your menu until I got to desserts. Chocolate mousse is offensive. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2591 | Well, exactly how big is the large? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2592 | I assume the Ratatouille can be made vegan? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2593 | I'll take the cheeseburger. Hold the burger, hold the onions, hold the ketchup, hold the bun. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2594 | I'll have one of your small plates. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2595 | I would like a nice piece of catfish, please. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
2596 | I will have the Mac and Cheese. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2597 | Cubed Cheddar with a glass of the Yellow Tail Cab, please. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2598 | I'll start with the cheese course, hold the trap. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2599 | Tell me about the catfish special. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2600 | What wouldn't a rat eat? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2601 | I'll have The Disney, with a side of Copyright Infringement. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2602 | Is the cat wild caught or farmed? | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2603 | ...and a slice to go. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2604 | Does the cheese board have any spring-loaded devices attached to it? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2605 | Yes, I'll have the cheddar - and can you recommend a wine to go with that? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2606 | Do you mind if we wait? I have twenty-six joining me. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2607 | I don't care if the damn chicken had a happy childhood. What I wanna know is if you touch your face. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2608 | So, how's the grilled cheese? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2609 | I'll have the retch of the day. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2610 | I’ll have a slice of subway pizza on a dirty crust. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2611 | I think I’ll have the chocolate mouse please. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2612 | Cheese plate and a glass of Port Authority drip bucket, please. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2613 | I'll have something you'd bait a trap with, hold the trap. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2614 | Would you happen to have a nice, slightly nutty taste camembert 1987? | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2615 | What do you recommend with an abundance of caution? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2616 | I'll have a look at your cheese menu please. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2617 | Just the usual Mildred, cheese. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
2618 | Actually, I don’t want the ratatouille. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2619 | I'll have the Havahart Special | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2620 | I don’t want to get trapped into the usual Mac and cheese... | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2621 | I don't care if it is the special, I don't want your ratatouille. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2622 | I’m gluten free. I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich but please hold the bread. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2623 | Is the mousse single? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2624 | Also, I'll take a slice of pizza to go. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2625 | I'm tired of eating cheese. Do you serve Chinese food? | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2626 | Do you have a vegan cheese plate? I’m lactose intolerant. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2627 | I'll try the 2020 Camembert. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2628 | The tomatoes he bought this morning tasted amazing, and I just want to see what Pierre can do with them!" | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2629 | I'll have the Stilton with crackers and pears, hold the trap. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2630 | I’ll start with the Ratatouille and finish with the Chocolate Mousse... | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2631 | Which of the specials requires the least hands-on preparation? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2632 | I’ll have the pasta - al rodente | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2633 | I've heard you make a mean cat! | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2634 | I'll have the subway pizza, please. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2635 | Your Health Department grade was conspicuously missing from the entrance. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2636 | I'd like the fondue, please. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2637 | Thought I would try it up front. It is so crowded back of the house these days. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2638 | I'll start with the subway pizza and the ratatouille for the entree. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2639 | Child’s portion please! | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2640 | The tidbits in the pantry seem tastier than the stuff on this menu. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2641 | I'll have what the rats in the kichen are having. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2642 | I had to get out the house. Working from home is killing me. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2643 | I’ve tasted all these out back. Yuck. Got any specials? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2644 | I'll have the double cheese burger -- hold the burger. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2645 | Do you have and free-range cheese? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2646 | Who stole my cheese? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2647 | Do flies come with that? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2648 | I ate here last year for the ‘Mouse Pad Convention’, your portions were enormous”. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2649 | How about your improbable catburger, medium rare? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
2650 | I'll just have the small salad and whatever that table doesn't finish. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2651 | I don't know much about her, but she wrote "a perfect date includes a chocolate mouse" | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2652 | What’s the cat of the day? | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
2653 | Is the cheese locally-sourced? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2654 | I'll just have a plate of food waste. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2655 | I heard about this place by word of mouse. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2656 | I will have cheese on it, thank you! | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2657 | I'll have the fried catfish, and hold the fish. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2658 | Burger & fries. Hold the cheese. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2659 | It's time we get to know each other a little better,don't you think? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
2660 | That was “mousse” not “mouse”. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2661 | Is your cheese lactose-free? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
2662 | Did the cooks wash their hands? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2663 | Hold the veal. Just the Parmesan, please. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2664 | What kind of pizza is in the garbage today? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2665 | I’ll have five orders of the cheese course | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
2666 | When was your last health inspection? | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
2667 | Which do you have? Ketchup or catsup? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2668 | Make it a medium. The large pie is a bitch to drag across the street. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2669 | Sorry about the elephant. I didn't see him sitting there. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2670 | What do you mean, 'You pay the piper, you call the tune'? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2671 | I'll have the catfish special,please | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
2672 | I’ll have the mac and cheese...extra cheese” | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2673 | And please make sure the chef is washing his hands frequently | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2674 | It will be nice to have cheese that is not served on trap, for once. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2675 | Can the cheese plate come in the shape of a wheel? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2676 | I'll have cheese balls as an appetizer, then a cheese pizza, and cheesecake for dessert. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2677 | Why aren't there any roaches on the menu? Your kitchen is infested with them. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
2678 | I'd like to eat in style today. I'm tired of dining on the crumbs ya'll leave behind. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2679 | How’s the ratatouille today? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2680 | Does the Brie come with grapes? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2681 | Yes, I'll have the cheese sticks, cheese steak, and cheese cake. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2682 | Are you able to prepare the cheese without the trap? | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2683 | Can you ask the chef to just smear some peanut butter on a plate? Thank you. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2684 | I'll start with cheese sticks, then have a cheese burger - extra cheese, please, and for dessert let's try the cheesecake." | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2685 | I'll have the child's portion of the ratatouille, please. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2686 | I'll have the brie. Hold the trap. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2687 | I decided to try here for a change from the hole-in-the-wall joint. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2688 | We're not all wolves on Wall Street. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2689 | Hold everything but the cheese. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2690 | I’ll have literally anything. Make sure it’s free, I don’t have any money. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2691 | Cheese Omelette.................hold the eggs. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2692 | It' s the Year of the Rat in China, but I'm not the kind of guy who likes special treatment. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2693 | Just the cheese. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2694 | I'll have whatever they programmed my brain to have. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2695 | I'll have the black plague burger, with cheese." | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2696 | I’ll have the trout with the maggot glaze, if, and this is important, it’s been lying around for at least a month. If not, I’ll just have the deluxe cheeseburger. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2697 | Where's the cheese! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2698 | I just found out I’m lactose intolerant, what kind of cheese do you recommend? | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2699 | Just serve me the usual: whatever you find underneath the refrigerator. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2700 | Pest-o pasta, ironically. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2701 | How come it says you serve shrimps but no mention of mice? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2702 | Do you have ratatouille? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2703 | Which dishes are gluten free? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2704 | For the burger, bun, fries, and toppings, I’d like to substitute cheese. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2705 | Just some liederkranz and saltines. And oh, a bottle of Clausthaler | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2706 | I’ll have the cheezy fries as an entree and the Dickory Dock salad with extra Roquefort. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2707 | I'll have the fillet bubon. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2708 | What do you recommend out of the dumpster? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2709 | It’s ok, I washed my hands and feet for 20 seconds | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2710 | While I'm waiting for my date to arrive,just the cheeseboard and dry sherry please. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2711 | The cheese: domestic or imported? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2712 | Is your pizza better than what I find in the subway? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2713 | Is the cat fresh? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2714 | I’ll have whatever the rats are having. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2715 | I discovered that it's much easier just to steal credit cards. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2716 | So tell me more about this off menu cheeseboard of yours... |