Contest #700


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700

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Looks like you’re already familiar with the side effects.”
  2. “They didn’t specify which one, but your insurance will only cover half.”
  3. “Use caution when pulling a wagon, a plow, or other machinery while you’re on this medication.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-03-08T22:22:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-03-22T22:24:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-03-16T22:24:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 23, 2020
Number of captions 7263
Number of responses 939103
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Looks like you're already familiar with the side effects. 2.3874 0.00574 14726 1941 5211 7574
1 You're going to need some help with these suppositories. 2.2125 0.00737 11577 2790 3603 5184
2 I take it you already know about the side effects. 2.1976 0.00931 6125 1146 2625 2354
3 They didn’t specify which one, but your insurance will only cover half. 2.1475 0.00774 9323 2138 3745 3440
4 Look, sir, I can tell you to take it with water, but I can't make you drink. 2.1465 0.00725 11559 2882 4150 4527
5 This will make you drowsy, so you’ll need someone to ride you home. 2.1421 0.00758 9951 2323 3934 3694
6 Yes, it says here possible side effects include shortness of breath, cough, and horseness. 2.0987 0.00843 8346 2215 3152 2979
7 I see your insurance policy comes with a rider. 2.0965 0.00775 9977 2649 3771 3557
8 Drink one of these after breakfast and another before you hit the hay. 2.0591 0.00772 9517 2521 3959 3037
9 Thanks for telling us, sir... ATTENTION, CLEAN UP IN AISLE SIX! 2.0121 0.00886 8318 2747 2768 2803
10 The Centaur for Disease Control sent me 2.0113 0.01148 5060 1669 1669 1722
11 It's for a quarter horse, so probably double the dosage. 2.0087 0.01022 5745 1699 2297 1749
12 Sir, Trojan Magnum is the largest size we carry. 1.9949 0.00923 7650 2607 2527 2516
13 When you called and said you were a little hoarse, I guess I didn’t understand 1.9823 0.00877 7569 2350 3048 2171
14 These new antibiotics are incredible. 20 years ago we would have just had to shoot you. 1.9814 0.00982 6346 2053 2387 1906
15 You know, this prescription would be half the price if you got it from your vet. 1.9675 0.00891 7345 2319 2974 2052
16 These may give you the trots. 1.9666 0.01181 4582 1550 1638 1394
17 Use caution when pulling a wagon, plow, or other machinery while you're on this medication. 1.9639 0.00868 7397 2259 3181 1957
18 You're as healthy as a...well, you know. 1.9618 0.00918 6890 2198 2789 1903
19 Any other symptoms? 1.9445 0.01020 5855 1992 2220 1643
20 Sorry Sir. We have nothing in stock for a horse's ass. Try the White House. 1.9354 0.01331 4179 1691 1067 1421
21 Sorry about that. There are two Mr. Eds in our system. 1.9268 0.01012 6012 2132 2213 1667
22 Did you notice any side effects apart from the hair loss? 1.9108 0.01100 4977 1783 1880 1314
23 If this works, you'll be in stable condition. 1.8915 0.00997 5695 2021 2305 1369
24 You thought you’d never see a black pharmacist, really? 1.8853 0.01116 5562 2310 1598 1654
25 What were your wife's other two wishes? 1.8828 0.01037 5964 2337 2009 1618
26 Your wife called and asked us not to refill your Viagra. 1.8756 0.01192 4622 1852 1500 1270
27 Mythological creature is considered a preexisting condition. 1.8185 0.01721 2066 853 735 478
28 Take two of these twice a day with 14 gallons of water. 1.8103 0.01423 2878 1163 1098 617
29 My apologies, sir. You're right, there is nothing funny about hay fever. 1.7875 0.01984 1492 630 549 313
30 You'll feel a difference right out of the gate 1.7855 0.01290 3301 1337 1335 629
31 You'll probably need help with the suppository. 1.7805 0.01155 4406 1951 1510 945
32 Oh sure, NOW you have questions for the pharmacist. 1.7644 0.01878 1715 768 583 364
33 You obviously know the side effects. 1.7291 0.02149 1137 494 457 186
34 Well, sir, it's Viagra and they did promise to make you a stud. 1.7279 0.01200 4076 1924 1353 799
35 You'll probably need help taking these suppositories. 1.7263 0.02482 972 460 318 194
36 But, I'm still bald. 1.7202 0.01278 3527 1699 1143 685
37 Technically it does say "side effects may vary" 1.7137 0.01195 3699 1688 1400 611
38 Well I’ll be darned...yep, look at that, “horse’s ass”, right there, listed as a possible side-effect. 1.7053 0.01909 1598 770 529 299
39 Yea or neigh? 1.7040 0.01364 3051 1493 991 567
40 You're sure hair loss is your biggest concern? 1.7023 0.02010 1357 634 493 230
41 You'll need help. It's a suppository. 1.6922 0.01271 3636 1819 1128 689
42 You’re in luck! What your prescription plan doesn’t cover, your pet insurance does. 1.6893 0.02022 1323 627 480 216
43 Contact your doctor immediately if this medicine gives you the trots. 1.6872 0.01284 3389 1684 1105 600
44 Don’t worry, sir. These are approved by the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.6783 0.01447 2776 1415 847 514
45 You were myth-diagnosed. 1.6705 0.01840 1742 895 526 321
46 That’s why it is so important to complete the full course of treatment. 1.6692 0.01461 2376 1158 863 355
47 Take 2 to win, and 1 to show. 1.6682 0.01709 1980 1024 599 357
48 You're only partially covered. 1.6662 0.01585 2187 1087 743 357
49 "Obviously you're not in the placebo group. 1.6647 0.01722 1885 963 597 325
50 I’m sorry. Your vet is not in network. 1.6631 0.01412 2437 1224 861 352
51 Hmm, well, let me check to see if I have anything for the trots. 1.6425 0.01750 1754 899 584 271
52 You might have trouble with this last one, it’s a suppository 1.6420 0.01851 1718 926 484 308
53 Sorry sir - no pants, no service. 1.6319 0.02148 1190 626 376 188
54 It will help your cough, but not your horseness. 1.6310 0.01869 1485 760 513 212
55 All the neigh sayers find this one very effective... 1.6301 0.02313 984 508 332 144
56 I'm not half the man I used to be 1.6215 0.02118 1189 627 385 177
57 I assure you, ‘horse pill’ is just an expression. 1.6213 0.02794 647 332 228 87
58 Stan, you're a gelding. This Viagra's not going to help. 1.6185 0.02158 1224 671 349 204
59 Yes, I double-checked. Insurance only covers half. 1.6131 0.02148 1132 601 369 162
60 I DID say the side effects might include making you a little horse. 1.6120 0.02238 1116 620 314 182
61 Well, you try and read your doctor's handwriting. 1.6115 0.02320 1045 578 296 171
62 Your MD and your vet need to get on the same page. 1.6093 0.02252 965 498 346 121
63 Yes. Baldness is often a side effect. 1.6083 0.02267 1062 582 316 164
64 Well, this one is recommended by the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.6070 0.03910 374 209 103 62
65 Oral would be easier than suppository. 1.6067 0.02333 1040 584 285 171
66 It's been tested on animals. 1.6049 0.03100 529 280 178 71
67 I need some painkillers, my boss has been riding me all week. 1.6042 0.02285 1008 549 312 147
68 This should put a little giddy up in your step. 1.6038 0.02191 1002 518 363 121
69 This time, make sure you take the full prescription. 1.6030 0.02230 990 518 347 125
70 When you said you were a little horse, I thought you meant... 1.5985 0.02416 929 517 270 142
71 This, Mr Wilson, is what happens when you purchase unapproved drugs from the back pages of a men’s magazine 1.5983 0.02413 926 510 278 138
72 Ok, let's not try the generic this time. 1.5974 0.02398 924 508 281 135
73 You didn’t hear this from me, but you could get this for half the price from your vet. 1.5969 0.02325 918 490 311 117
74 We generally use the phrase "horse pills" metaphorically 1.5967 0.02341 915 488 308 119
75 I would suggest, Mr. Harris, that this month you take the medication as prescribed. 1.5965 0.02382 912 494 292 126
76 We didn't get any alerts about side effects; what are you noticing? 1.5963 0.02373 909 490 296 123
77 When I read about the potential side effect of horseness, I assumed it was a typo. 1.5956 0.02438 900 496 272 132
78 Consider yourself lucky you didn't break a leg. 1.5913 0.02475 849 465 266 118
79 Anything for hay fever? 1.5905 0.02490 845 465 261 119
80 What side effects? 1.5884 0.02558 826 466 236 124
81 ...and this one is for the trots. 1.5881 0.02628 823 473 216 134
82 And what are your pronouns? 1.5878 0.02663 803 465 206 132
83 I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, there's no cure for being a horse's ass. 1.5869 0.02619 811 466 216 129
84 No, I said, "Once the coughing stops, you could still be a little hoarse." 1.5862 0.02845 609 328 205 76
85 If it lasts more than four hours, you’ll need to call you veterinarian. 1.5845 0.02547 787 432 250 105
86 I'll warn you, this may give you the trots. 1.5844 0.02507 782 422 263 97
87 Now, I must tell you - one of the side-effects is you might become a complete ass. 1.5839 0.02562 781 430 246 105
88 Sounds like you’re a little hoarse. 1.5838 0.02622 776 447 211 118
89 Have you recently traveled outside the country or back in time? 1.5820 0.03228 512 288 150 74
90 Your insurance doesn't cover mythological conditions. 1.5811 0.02618 752 417 233 102
91 Of course, of course. 1.5803 0.02736 710 400 208 102
92 Let me guess, you came from the Centaur of Disease Control. 1.5801 0.02636 743 444 184 115
93 An Ancestry DNA testing kit,please. 1.5799 0.02738 745 430 198 117
94 Every twelve hours, with a sugar cube. 1.5783 0.02592 728 396 243 89
95 You're right, it should have been quinine, not equine. 1.5770 0.02655 721 406 219 96
96 Yeah, I get it. I’m actually half Irish. 1.5768 0.02695 716 406 209 101
97 This should help your cough, but you may have some persistent hoarseness... 1.5747 0.02767 703 402 198 103
98 This should clear up your cough, but it probably won't help with your horseness. 1.5743 0.02694 700 393 214 93
99 Yes, it's been like this longer than 4 hours. 1.5743 0.02679 700 388 222 90
100 No Sir. I do not mock you. The prescription is indeed for ‘Galloping Pneumonia’. 1.5731 0.02797 691 397 192 102
101 You can't expect them to list every possible side-effect. 1.5697 0.02811 660 377 191 92
102 It depends. Is this a horse-to-man or man-to-horse transition? 1.5693 0.02772 657 368 204 85
103 Sir, I swear I would remember if I’ve seen you here before. 1.5683 0.02806 644 364 195 85
104 Unwanted side effects? My memory has improved, my hair is growing back, and a lady just called me a stallion !! 1.5628 0.02878 613 348 185 80
105 Right out of the gate, you'll feel the effects. 1.5623 0.02852 610 343 191 76
106 Is there anything you would like to discuss with the pharmacist? Yea or neigh? 1.5621 0.02910 612 353 175 84
107 These might give you the trots. 1.5616 0.02994 609 358 160 91
108 You’re lucky being mythical is so treatable nowadays. 1.5611 0.02885 606 344 184 78
109 Any unusual side effects so far? 1.5609 0.02788 599 331 201 67
110 Oh, you'll know if it's working on not. Everyone will know if it's working or not. 1.5609 0.03005 599 351 160 88
111 Yes, hoarseness can be a side effect. 1.5604 0.02922 596 340 178 78
112 Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, and cantering. 1.5573 0.02949 576 328 175 73
113 ...and if this doesn't work,we'll have to shoot you. 1.5567 0.03068 573 340 148 85
114 If it's any comfort, it's a rare side effect. 1.5550 0.02987 564 331 159 74
115 Your prescription expired in 600 BC. 1.5515 0.03158 544 324 140 80
116 This should keep you from feeling off centaur. 1.5513 0.03149 546 325 141 80
117 Sir, “horse pill” is just an expression. 1.5504 0.03049 536 308 161 67
118 4 to 1 odds you’ll feel better by the weekend 1.5500 0.02975 540 309 167 64
119 True, in Canada you would be covered. 1.5481 0.03079 520 303 151 66
120 Whatever you're taking,stop. 1.5474 0.03000 517 292 168 57
121 This should help with the trots. 1.5468 0.03072 523 301 158 64
122 I think you can get these a lot cheaper if you go to your vet. 1.5468 0.03096 523 303 154 66
123 I'm sorry but the only cure for horse's ass is to vote it out. 1.5465 0.03280 516 313 124 79
124 It's for my daughter. She's a little horse. 1.5465 0.03127 516 300 150 66
125 No, you misunderstood me. I am the centaur for disease control. 1.5465 0.03257 516 315 122 79
126 This will make you pee like a racehorse 1.5455 0.03111 517 300 152 65
127 This should help with the jockey itch. 1.5455 0.03174 506 296 144 66
128 Well, you seem to be in stable condition so I’ll refill. 1.5438 0.03144 502 291 149 62
129 They put these drug interaction warnings on here for a reason. 1.5435 0.02997 506 283 171 52
130 I can't make you do it, but take these with water. 1.5435 0.03187 506 298 141 67
131 Be careful not to pull wagons or heavy machinery while taking this. 1.5431 0.03196 499 293 141 65
132 I know it's a lot out of pocket here, sir, but at the vet they'll just shoot you. 1.5419 0.03322 489 295 123 71
133 Side effects say you could become a little horse - so that wasn't misspelled 1.5416 0.03277 493 295 129 69
134 I see that you're already aware of the potential side effects. 1.5410 0.03071 488 278 157 53
135 ...are you sure you took it as directed? 1.5410 0.03212 488 286 140 62
136 Do you have anything to make me less of an ass? 1.5402 0.02994 485 308 114 63
137 You took them on an empty stomach, didn't you? 1.5386 0.03218 479 280 140 59
138 No, that isn't a typo. The side effect is "Horseness," not hoarseness. 1.5378 0.03287 476 283 130 63
139 Any prescriptions for a horses ass 1.5372 0.02689 471 309 111 51
140 I don't know what's more mythical - you, or the fact that this drug is covered by insurance. 1.5372 0.03189 471 272 145 54
141 I'm here to complain about an unlisted side effect. 1.5356 0.03201 463 267 144 52
142 You want something to make you less horse? 1.5356 0.03082 463 259 160 44
143 Effective for the treatment of hay fever. Side effects may include the trots. 1.5353 0.03308 467 278 128 61
144 Insurance will only cover half. 1.5339 0.03462 457 281 108 68
145 I can fill it, but I can’t make you take it. 1.5339 0.03232 457 265 140 52
146 Yes they're expensive, but it's better than being shot. 1.5336 0.03284 461 272 132 57
147 Why the short face? 1.5329 0.03518 426 258 109 59
148 No sir. I have never heard of the Centaurs for Disease Control. 1.5320 0.03328 453 271 124 58
149 We are only obligated to warn you about side effects.I would describe what you are experiencing as more of a rear effect. 1.5314 0.03337 446 264 127 55
150 Sorry, but your wife called and begged me not to refill your Viagra prescription. 1.5294 0.03495 442 272 106 64
151 If it lasts longer than four hours be sure to contact your vet. 1.5267 0.03346 431 254 127 50
152 Jockey itch? I thought you said jock itch. 1.5267 0.03264 431 249 137 45
153 The last ones you gave me made me a little horse... 1.5249 0.03438 421 252 117 52
154 There are side effects with this one, too. 1.5240 0.03298 416 240 134 42
155 Centauronavirus. 1.5230 0.03454 413 247 116 50
156 Stop taking this if it gives you the trots. 1.5218 0.03545 412 252 105 55
157 This won’t help. Try the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.5218 0.03578 412 254 101 57
158 It says if you become a Centaur for more than four hours you should discontinue use and seek immediate medical attention. 1.5209 0.03527 407 247 108 52
159 Why yes, loss of hair is one of those unusual side effects. 1.5209 0.03475 407 247 110 50
160 It's not for me. It's for my better half. 1.5200 0.03521 400 241 110 49
161 This'll help your tail but I think your mane is too far gone. 1.5197 0.03357 406 237 127 42
162 Sorry, no pants, no shoes, no service! 1.5178 0.03561 394 239 106 49
163 It says right here on the bottle that one of the side effects might be making you a little horse. 1.5177 0.03324 396 228 131 37
164 I’m sorry, your insurance company says neigh. 1.5167 0.03614 389 238 101 50
165 None of my business, but if I were your wife I wouldn't want you anywhere near the little blue pills. 1.5167 0.03775 389 247 83 59
166 I’m afraid your insurance coverage is also mythical. 1.5166 0.03545 391 236 108 47
167 Sir, the label clearly states "Do not take with Oats" 1.5166 0.03355 391 226 128 37
168 Do you want to go with the vet's recommendation or the doctor's? 1.5166 0.02657 391 238 128 25
169 Finally, somebody asks for the Magnums who actually needs them. 1.5165 0.03622 393 242 99 52
170 Well, you can walk again now, can't you? 1.5155 0.03426 386 226 121 39
171 Which stomach is upset? 1.5155 0.03503 386 230 113 43
172 I'm sorry, but your veterinarian is in-network, but your primary care doctor isn't. Your insurance will only pay for half. 1.5155 0.03413 388 231 116 41
173 It's a good thing you have insurance, otherwise they would have put you down. 1.5155 0.03471 388 230 116 42
174 You may need help with these suppositories 1.5144 0.03596 381 231 104 46
175 I thought you said you were becoming hoarse" 1.5144 0.03418 381 222 122 37
176 Take two before you hit the hay tonight. 1.5144 0.03576 381 230 106 45
177 This won't help with baldness,but it will make your coat more glossy. 1.5144 0.03478 381 225 116 40
178 Oh good, it looks like I don't need to tell you about the side effects. 1.5144 0.03458 381 224 118 39
179 And are you noticing any other side effects? 1.5144 0.03498 381 226 114 41
180 Centrum? Oh, no no. You’ve been taking Centaur. 1.5144 0.03367 381 227 115 39
181 Trojans? 1.5121 0.03634 373 227 101 45
182 There it is: "Uncommon side effects may include headache, post-nasal drip, and becoming a little horse." 1.5120 0.03697 375 232 94 49
183 Okay, but after your question, I have a question. 1.5119 0.03546 377 226 109 42
184 I've got this nagging feeling ,I just can't shake. 1.5119 0.03526 377 225 111 41
185 Ah. Let me see Mr......Ed. Of course, of course. 1.5119 0.03462 379 229 109 41
186 When you called I thought you said “hoarse.” 1.5096 0.03505 365 215 114 36
187 There are no side effects, but the rear effects can be formidable. 1.5096 0.03714 365 225 94 46
188 Whoa! 1.5095 0.03544 367 226 99 42
189 WHICH left foot? 1.5095 0.03596 367 221 105 41
190 Call your doctor if you notice changes in your gait. 1.5095 0.03491 367 216 115 36
191 Do you mean 'nay' as in 'no' or as in 'neigh'? 1.5070 0.03562 357 212 109 36
192 The packet promised a full lustrous mane. 1.5070 0.03797 357 223 87 47
193 They probably all look like horse pills to you. 1.5070 0.03649 357 216 101 40
194 Sorry, due to my religious beliefs, I cannot be forced to serve Greek mythical beings. 1.5070 0.03760 359 223 90 46
195 Refills are still a 45-minute wait, even for a stable genius. 1.5070 0.03719 359 221 94 44
196 Excuse me - do you have anything for male pattern baldness..? 1.5070 0.03802 359 225 86 48
197 Which way are your transitioning? 1.5070 0.03634 359 217 102 40
198 Take these with 27 gallons of water 1.5069 0.03598 361 217 105 39
199 Well sir, this is exactly why we insist that you finish your prescriptions. 1.5057 0.03833 350 219 85 46
200 What makes you think you're not in the control group? 1.5043 0.03739 351 216 93 42
201 Are you experiencing any side effects? 1.5043 0.03673 351 213 99 39
202 Is your name really Charlie Horse? 1.5042 0.03643 355 215 101 39
203 The doctor says I should shoot you. 1.5029 0.03790 342 211 90 41
204 I said they were horse pills as a joke, I didn't mean to offend. 1.5029 0.03551 346 207 106 33
205 No, um sir. That would be the Farmacy. 1.5029 0.03256 348 219 96 33
206 Sorry to saddle you with the expense, but your insurance only covers half. 1.5029 0.03651 348 210 101 37
207 But is your wife happy with the results? 1.5015 0.03706 341 207 97 37
208 I think the Doctor misunderstood you when you said you were a little horse. 1.5014 0.03720 345 211 95 39
209 To be fair, it’s hard to adequately explain the side effect on a 20 second commercial. 1.4985 0.03644 343 207 101 35
210 Can this be taken orally? Otherwise I’m gonna need some assistance. 1.4985 0.03843 333 209 83 41
211 Your insurance plan will only cover the cost of putting you down. 1.4985 0.03819 333 208 85 40
212 You’ll need some help. It’s a suppository. 1.4970 0.03780 332 204 91 37
213 Oh yes, this will stop The Trots. 1.4970 0.03892 330 207 82 41
214 And another thing, maintenance is hoping you'll use the Drive-By window for future transactions. 1.4970 0.03639 328 195 103 30
215 If you win, there's no copay. 1.4969 0.03748 324 196 95 33
216 Mane loss is completely normal for Centaurs your age 1.4954 0.03829 329 204 87 38
217 I'd say you are more than a little hoarse. 1.4954 0.03840 325 201 87 37
218 I think there was a mix up with my last prescription. 1.4954 0.03832 323 199 88 36
219 Let me get this straight: you WANT night mares? 1.4954 0.03731 323 195 96 32
220 Sorry. No, you can't use the bathroom. 1.4954 0.03882 323 201 84 38
221 I'm sorry,was that a "yea" or a "neigh" on the plastic bag? 1.4938 0.07881 81 51 20 10
222 Most of our customers are able to insert them without assistance, but you’ll probably need help. 1.4937 0.03884 320 199 84 37
223 No, "horse's ass" is not a known side effect. 1.4937 0.03984 320 203 76 41
224 This should put you back in the saddle. 1.4921 0.03860 317 196 86 35
225 I can't make you, but drink lots of water. 1.4921 0.03987 317 201 76 40
226 Be sure you’ve grazed first. 1.4921 0.03701 317 190 98 29
227 I’m afraid your veterinarian has the other half of your prescription“ 1.4921 0.04037 317 203 72 42
228 Yes, they're horse pills, but you'll be on a 1/2 dose. 1.4921 0.03885 317 197 84 36
229 Sure it'll control your mood swings, but you'll always be an ass. 1.4921 0.03981 315 199 77 39
230 Yes. That’s why they call it Preparation H. 1.4921 0.03981 315 199 77 39
231 Looks like your wife got her birthday wish. 1.4905 0.04021 316 202 73 41
232 Your insurance only covers half. 1.4904 0.03852 312 192 87 33
233 Mythical conditions aren't covered. 1.4904 0.03852 312 192 87 33
234 Sir,I understand that those pills were big enough to choke a horse,but you should have spoken to your doctor before cutting them in half. 1.4904 0.03905 312 194 83 35
235 You’ll forgive me for asking, but was this prescribed by your doctor or your vet? 1.4903 0.03870 310 195 80 35
236 Sorry, but I'm not a farmacist. 1.4885 0.03903 305 194 76 35
237 So you are looking for something to give you more giddy-up? 1.4878 0.08544 82 56 12 14
238 Oh no, I'm just here for my flu shot. 1.4868 0.04008 304 192 76 36
239 This is the first case of Centaurvirus in this hemisphere. 1.4849 0.04002 299 188 77 34
240 For an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your...umm...veterinarian. 1.4849 0.03974 299 187 79 33
241 You'll find what you're looking for in the centaur aisle." 1.4848 0.04022 297 187 76 34
242 No, I wasn't aware of any strange side effects. Can you be more specific? 1.4848 0.03789 297 192 73 32
243 I proud that you took the step Frank. I know you've identified as a horse's ass for years. 1.4848 0.04215 297 194 62 41
244 The most common side effect is a case of the trots. 1.4848 0.03965 297 185 80 32
245 Try these, and if your leg doesn't get any better, come back, and I'll shoot you. 1.4835 0.04251 273 174 66 33
246 I can't make you, but take these with water. 1.4830 0.03785 294 177 92 25
247 Don't worry, sir, I'm only half-pharmacist. 1.4830 0.03846 294 179 88 27
248 Yes, but prescription from my Vet is only $20. 1.4829 0.03895 292 181 82 29
249 You’re going to feel the need to see a man about a horse. 1.4829 0.03985 292 182 79 31
250 Which one is the side-effect? 1.4808 0.04005 287 179 78 30
251 First name "Charlie" ? 1.4808 0.03974 287 178 80 29
252 I don't know about your appetite, but it should end the hay fever. 1.4808 0.03230 287 185 82 20
253 Let me guess. Bad case of hay fever? 1.4808 0.04035 287 180 76 31
254 This should help with your get up and go. 1.4808 0.03943 287 177 82 28
255 If you’re going near 5th and Maple, could I catch a ride? 1.4789 0.04066 284 179 74 31
256 It says here that if this doesn't work, we may have to shoot you. 1.4789 0.04187 284 183 66 35
257 Well the label DOES warn of side effects. 1.4787 0.03962 282 174 81 27
258 Have you something for the heartbreak of satyriasis? 1.4787 0.04179 282 181 67 34
259 I’m sorry sir, there’s no cure for balding guys with ponytails 1.4787 0.04298 282 185 59 38
260 This works great for restless legs ... 1.4787 0.03962 282 174 81 27
261 Sir, it clearly states a common side effect is hoarseness 1.4770 0.04045 283 182 69 32
262 At this point, I would say that additional side effects are the least of your worries. 1.4769 0.03971 281 174 80 27
263 This will complete the transition. 1.4769 0.04003 281 175 78 28
264 Don't worry, those side effects won't last furlong. 1.4769 0.04220 281 182 64 35
265 No gelatin in the capsules, Sir, why do you ask? 1.4765 0.04235 277 179 64 34
266 Sorry sir, but you’ve tried all of our treatments. At this point you may as well just accept it. You have male pattern baldness. 1.4765 0.04204 277 178 66 33
267 I'm sorry, sir. No one thinks the "rare" side effect will happen to them. 1.4748 0.04034 278 174 76 28
268 Half of it’s covered. 1.4746 0.03906 276 171 80 25
269 I think you're looking for the farmacist... 1.4746 0.03990 276 171 79 26
270 I understand that it's different for you, but I still can't let you use the bathroom. 1.4746 0.03957 276 170 81 25
271 Honestly, they've just been riding me pretty hard at work. 1.4746 0.03889 276 168 85 23
272 Yes, "horse's ass" was listed as a side effect." 1.4745 0.04300 274 179 60 35
273 It may cause constipation which is probably good considering the dump you just took in aisle three. 1.4725 0.04374 273 181 55 37
274 Do you have any questions for our mythologist? 1.4725 0.04120 273 173 71 29
275 Watch the dosage,there's enough in here to kill a horse. 1.4725 0.04054 273 171 75 27
276 Normally we'd prescribe antihistamines, but in your case I'd say hay fever isn't anything to worry about. 1.4725 0.03919 273 167 83 23
277 Tell me honestly. Does this medicine make my ass look big? 1.4725 0.04435 273 183 51 39
278 Jockey shorts are in aisle 9. 1.4725 0.04249 273 177 63 33
279 Finish the bottle, even if you start to feel better at the tail end. 1.4725 0.04153 273 174 69 30
280 The pills will still work, but you’re going to have to call a vet if you have an erection lasting 4 hours. 1.4725 0.03987 273 169 79 25
281 I'm a little surprised you even get hay fever. 1.4725 0.04087 273 172 73 28
282 Take one every quarter mile. 1.4723 0.04272 271 176 62 33
283 This is 'The Health Centre' you're looking for 'Centaur Health'. That's on the 2nd floor. 1.4723 0.04076 271 170 74 27
284 I hear it coming straight from your mouth, sir, but you'll still need a prescription. 1.4723 0.04042 271 169 76 26
285 In hindsight, half the dosage makes sense. 1.4723 0.04042 271 169 76 26
286 Apart from that, have your symptoms improved? 1.4721 0.04165 269 171 69 29
287 Another way to reduce back pain is to not let people ride you. 1.4721 0.03889 269 163 85 21
288 You can take this with oats or hay, but no apples. 1.4721 0.04098 269 169 73 27
289 Stomp your foot twice if you understand the side effects. 1.4721 0.04029 269 167 77 25
290 Could you just verify your stable for me? 1.4721 0.03995 269 166 79 24
291 Yes, I think that could be considered a side effect. 1.4721 0.04064 269 168 75 26
292 Look pal, Kentucky Derby winner or not, it’s still a $20 copay. 1.4721 0.04296 269 175 61 33
293 And discontinue immediately if you experience problems with your gait. 1.4701 0.03970 268 167 77 24
294 Even if the gods were involved, I'm afraid it wouldn't eliminate your co-pay. 1.4699 0.04165 266 169 69 28
295 Fortunately it was tested on animals. 1.4697 0.04153 264 167 70 27
296 Any pre-existing condition I need to know about? 1.4697 0.04083 264 165 74 25
297 That's exactly why we advise against cutting the pills in half. 1.4697 0.04153 264 167 70 27
298 You need a rider to have it covered. 1.4674 0.03914 261 166 71 24
299 Yes, you can take these with oats. 1.4674 0.04116 261 164 72 25
300 So, you're a little hoarse today; I have just the thing. 1.4674 0.04080 261 163 74 24
301 You should be feeling your oats in no time. 1.4672 0.04066 259 161 75 23
302 Those side effects are just a myth. 1.4672 0.04211 259 165 67 27
303 If this doesn't work, we're going to have you shot. 1.4672 0.04452 259 172 53 34
304 Well, did you follow the directions? 1.4672 0.04157 259 170 60 29
305 I can only fill half your prescription. 1.4651 0.04002 258 159 78 21
306 You take this with three apples. 1.4651 0.04222 258 165 66 27
307 It's good for the trots. 1.4651 0.04328 258 168 60 30
308 Wow! A black pharmacist! I have never seen one before. 1.4651 0.04293 258 167 62 29
309 If these don’t work, come back and we’ll put you down. 1.4651 0.04039 258 160 76 22
310 Take this with feed...I mean, food. 1.4648 0.04136 256 161 71 24
311 Have you taken this medication before? Stomp once for yes, twice for no. 1.4648 0.04353 256 167 59 30
312 I'm sorry, but I'll need proof it was not a pre-existing condition. 1.4648 0.04282 256 165 63 28
313 I understand sir, but I still need to see some form of identification" 1.4648 0.03727 256 171 62 23
314 The good news, my headaches have finally stopped. 1.4646 0.04234 254 162 66 26
315 Have you noticed any side effects? 1.4646 0.04159 254 160 70 24
316 I used to be Republican. 1.4646 0.04343 254 165 60 29
317 And - again - our apologies for what was said at the drive thru window 1.4646 0.04234 254 162 66 26
318 Side effects aside, your cough is gone, right? 1.4618 0.04218 249 158 67 24
319 Insurance only covers your top half. 1.4618 0.04295 249 160 63 26
320 Yes sir, you're "a little hoarse"...it wasn't funny last time either. 1.4618 0.04369 249 162 59 28
321 The prescriptions clearly states that you must finish the entire course, of course, of course. 1.4618 0.04443 249 164 55 30
322 I'm here to pick up a prescription for my better half. 1.4618 0.04022 249 153 77 19
323 Do you have something for horse's ass. 1.4618 0.04515 249 166 51 32
324 This should alleviate your hoarseness. 1.4618 0.04332 249 161 61 27
325 Yes, that is an unusual reaction. 1.4618 0.03794 249 159 72 18
326 I assume you’re aware of the side effects? 1.4618 0.04102 249 155 73 21
327 This experimental drug requires you to participate in a Gallup poll. 1.4615 0.04579 247 166 48 33
328 It says here you're a 'centenarian.' Damn auto correct." 1.4615 0.04395 247 161 58 28
329 I'll need a prescription from your veterinarian also. 1.4615 0.04204 247 156 68 23
330 I can't make you, but you should take this with water. 1.4615 0.04085 247 153 74 20
331 You may experience minor side effects such as hay fever and night mares. 1.4615 0.04204 247 156 68 23
332 Hey, why the short face? 1.4593 0.04519 246 164 51 31
333 Maybe the pills instead of the suppositories... 1.4593 0.04215 246 156 67 23
334 I have a question about those horse pills my doctor prescribed. 1.4593 0.04370 246 160 59 27
335 You didn't read the fine print did you? 1.4590 0.04036 244 156 69 19
336 By "Nay," do you mean "No, you don't need assistance from the pharmacist?" 1.4590 0.04160 244 153 70 21
337 Yes, hair loss IS one of the side effects 1.4590 0.04200 244 154 68 22
338 Side effects might include hoof-and-mouth disease, saddle soreness, and a sudden impulse to charge around an elliptical area at top speed. 1.4590 0.04200 244 154 68 22
339 Why the long face? 1.4587 0.04613 242 163 47 32
340 You're more than a little hoarse. 1.4587 0.04345 242 156 61 25
341 I don't have anything for that, you'll just have to ride this one out 1.4587 0.04143 242 151 71 20
342 Have you experienced any side effects? 1.4587 0.04423 242 158 57 27
343 I'm picking this up for my other half. 1.4587 0.04423 242 158 57 27
344 Yes, some patients do become a little horse after taking this drug 1.4587 0.04384 242 157 59 26
345 Seems like your physician and your vet don't agree on the treatment. 1.4587 0.04225 242 153 67 22
346 Sorry, I’ll have to order those condoms for you. 1.4587 0.04500 242 160 53 29
347 As I recall, you insisted on the generic. 1.4587 0.04345 242 156 61 25
348 Hay fever? 1.4587 0.04461 242 159 55 28
349 Side effects may include racing thoughts. 1.4561 0.04302 239 153 63 23
350 I doubled your dose for restless leg syndrome, just to be on the safe side. 1.4561 0.04423 239 156 57 26
351 Let’s look for something with fewer side effects. 1.4561 0.04136 239 151 68 20
352 Yes, I’d call that side effect rare. 1.4561 0.04093 239 148 73 18
353 Consult a veterinarian if it lasts longer than four hours. 1.4557 0.04530 237 157 52 28
354 This will definitely work for your charley horse. 1.4557 0.04491 237 156 54 27
355 I think your doctor may have misunderstood when you told her that you were "a little hoarse." 1.4557 0.04245 237 150 66 21
356 Mr. Centaur, your prescription is Greek to me. 1.4557 0.04410 237 154 58 25
357 No dear, you want the farmacy. 1.4557 0.04203 237 149 68 20
358 I did explain that there are side effects, sir. 1.4557 0.04287 237 151 64 22
359 It is a known side effect. Here, on the list after 'erection that lasts more than 4 hours.' 1.4557 0.04328 237 152 62 23
360 Let's just lower the dosage. 1.4557 0.04073 237 155 61 21
361 Are you SURE you want the suppository form of this medication? 1.4557 0.04569 237 158 50 29
362 This drug's been approved by the Centaurs for Disease Control 1.4557 0.04410 237 154 58 25
363 This is a new medication. Stomp twice if you understood my instructions. 1.4530 0.04409 234 154 55 25
364 This is the best we have for those transitioning. 1.4530 0.04367 234 151 60 23
365 The drug has a diuretic effect, so it's gonna have you pissing like— um, more frequently. The dose is pretty big, these are real hor— uh, the pills are large. So take them with a full glass of water, which, not to beat a dead h— I'm fucken sorry, man 1.4530 0.04612 234 157 48 29
366 This should also keep away the flies. 1.4526 0.04221 232 148 64 20
367 Sorry. There's no cure for being a horse's ass. 1.4526 0.04561 232 154 51 27
368 If you have an erection lasting longer than 28 days contact your veterinarian. 1.4526 0.04436 232 151 57 24
369 Take two every morning with a cube of sugar. 1.4526 0.04308 232 148 63 21
370 Side effects? Well, I am finding it harder to wipe my ass. 1.4526 0.04602 232 155 49 28
371 Again, please, what size condom? 1.4526 0.04682 232 157 45 30
372 What kind of side effects are you experiencing? 1.4526 0.04436 232 151 57 24
373 Sorry, we can’t give you any liniment. There’s a rider on your plan. 1.4521 0.08053 73 48 17 8
374 Picking up for your better half? 1.4511 0.04268 235 150 64 21
375 Sorry, this prescription is for a horse of a different color. 1.4511 0.04436 235 154 56 25
376 No, it's the same medicine, but the bottle for your lower half is $25 and the the bottle for your upper half is $350 1.4511 0.04597 235 158 48 29
377 On the plus side, you didn't experience any nausea or dizziness. 1.4502 0.04615 231 155 48 28
378 Well, it does list horseness as one of the possible side effects. 1.4502 0.04449 231 151 56 24
379 I have the eyedrops, but you'll have to go elsewhere for the suppository. 1.4502 0.04143 231 144 70 17
380 Your doctor is prescribing antibiotics for your leg. Your veterinarian wants to shoot you in the head. 1.4502 0.04449 231 151 56 24
381 That's quite a story sir, but I still need to see some ID. 1.4498 0.04434 229 149 57 23
382 Good thing you were only on a half dose. 1.4498 0.04167 229 143 69 17
383 I still need to see your Driver's License 1.4493 0.04330 227 145 62 20
384 And what are your symptoms exactly? 1.4493 0.04506 227 149 54 24
385 No, hoarseness. With an 'A'. 1.4493 0.04463 227 148 56 23
386 Hay fever you said? 1.4489 0.04447 225 146 57 22
387 Nope. Baldness is not a side effect. 1.4489 0.04218 225 141 67 17
388 Sir, the Farmacy is around the corner 1.4489 0.04447 225 146 57 22
389 Would you prefer the hay or apple flavored drops? 1.4489 0.04491 225 147 55 23
390 Apply twice daily for jockey itch 1.4489 0.04402 225 145 59 21
391 I can’t give you a refund sir; the warning label clearly states “this medication could make you a little horse”. 1.4489 0.04447 225 146 57 22
392 These may make you jumpy. 1.4489 0.04447 225 148 54 23
393 I’m suffering from the trots. 1.4489 0.04749 225 153 43 29
394 This will get you right back in the saddle again. 1.4489 0.04265 225 142 65 18
395 I have no idea how long your colonoscopy will take. 1.4469 0.04519 226 149 53 24
396 This is why we recommend reading the side effects carefully. 1.4469 0.04250 226 143 65 18
397 Looks like you're already aware of the side effects. 1.4469 0.04387 226 146 59 21
398 They're SUPPOSED to make you a stallion in bed. 1.4469 0.04476 226 148 55 23
399 I was just fine until I took the first pill. Then my hair started falling out. 1.4459 0.08196 74 50 15 9
400 Well...obviously, sometimes the generic isn't QUITE the same as the brand name... 1.4455 0.04698 220 148 46 26
401 Yes, you can take it with hay. 1.4455 0.04330 220 140 62 18
402 Read the sign sir: “No pants, no shoes, no service.” 1.4455 0.04518 220 144 54 22
403 You’re lucky it wasn’t a broken leg. 1.4455 0.04564 220 145 52 23
404 Would you like that in a capsule or the neeeiigh-sal spray? 1.4455 0.04742 220 149 44 27
405 Can I trust you to read the warnings and side effects closely this time? 1.4455 0.04564 220 145 52 23
406 This product will restore your hair, but don't expect a full mane. 1.4455 0.04330 220 140 62 18
407 Do you have any hand sanitizer? 1.4455 0.04698 220 148 46 26
408 It'll cure your cough but you'll need something stronger for that whinny. 1.4455 0.04378 220 141 60 19
409 Do not attempt dressage while taking this medication. 1.4455 0.04378 220 141 60 19
410 Well now, I see you’re experiencing some horseness with this medication. 1.4455 0.04233 220 138 66 16
411 I’m kind of at a loss. My doc says try this. My vet says try that. What do you think? 1.4455 0.04698 220 148 46 26
412 And remember, if it lasts for longer than four hours, call your Vet immediately. 1.4455 0.04472 220 143 56 21
413 Actually, sir, for that problem, I think you'd be better off seeing a blacksmith. 1.4455 0.04518 220 144 54 22
414 The doctor said I would feel a little horse, but this is not what I was expecting. 1.4434 0.04315 221 141 62 18
415 What’s your largest size condom? 1.4434 0.04592 221 147 50 24
416 I'm sorry, that was insensitive. Yes, the pills are large. 1.4434 0.04681 221 149 46 26
417 But Sir, the side effects were clearly written on the medicine bottle. 1.4434 0.04456 221 144 56 21
418 This medication promises to make you a stud. Perhaps you should have asked your doctor a few more questions. 1.4434 0.04502 221 145 54 22
419 Well, the bad news is that it's a suppository. 1.4424 0.04515 217 142 54 21
420 Don't take this if you plan on pulling any heavy machinery. 1.4424 0.04370 217 139 60 18
421 You only took half the recommended dosage. 1.4424 0.04562 217 143 52 22
422 When you said horse pills, I thought you meant they were big. 1.4424 0.04608 217 144 50 23
423 It says right here: "Any side effects lasting more than three hours should be reported to your doctor." 1.4424 0.04562 217 143 52 22
424 ... but the most important thing is not to touch your face with your hoofs. 1.4423 0.04655 208 137 50 21
425 The doctor called in your prescription but I’m still waiting to hear from your vet. 1.4419 0.04299 215 136 63 16
426 Who wrote you this half-assed prescription? 1.4419 0.04639 215 143 49 23
427 I am sorry sir. I don't show any effective remedies for a horse's ass. 1.4419 0.04686 215 144 47 24
428 The other half of the prescription is available for pickup at your veterinarian’s office. 1.4419 0.04496 215 140 55 20
429 Now Mr. Ed, is that your first name or your last name? 1.4413 0.04326 213 135 62 16
430 No, baldness is not listed as a side effect. 1.4413 0.04326 213 135 62 16
431 This will clear up your cough, but you still may be a little horse. 1.4413 0.04671 213 142 48 23
432 Just so you know, these are going to make you piss like a racehorse. 1.4413 0.04575 213 140 52 21
433 Well, good luck. These are suppositories. 1.4413 0.04223 213 133 66 14
434 I'm sorry, your insurance only covers half 1.4413 0.04427 213 137 58 18
435 Don't let it define you, Eddie. I don't think of you as a horse's ass. 1.4413 0.04671 213 142 48 23
436 You say you're generally healthy as a horse? 1.4413 0.04526 213 139 54 20
437 Because one of the side effects of this drug is diarrhea I suggest you take it with plenty of water, and in an open field. 1.4413 0.04526 213 139 54 20
438 It says "apply to feet twice a day", so I guess we just double that? 1.4387 0.04339 212 135 61 16
439 This prescription was just written 15 minutes ago. Boy, you got here fast! 1.4387 0.04589 212 140 51 21
440 Take it with three sugar cubes and some hay twice a day, and don’t let anyone mount you for a week 1.4387 0.04390 212 136 59 17
441 Take with an apple. 1.4386 0.05849 114 72 34 8
442 Did you READ the label? It IS listed as a 'Possible Side Effect.' 1.4381 0.04367 210 134 60 16
443 It’s half way through the human trial phase, so you should be fine. 1.4381 0.04470 210 136 56 18
444 And if you are planning on running in the Derby, you should know this is a banned substance. 1.4381 0.04470 210 136 56 18
445 ...to be honest, I don't think a receding hairline is your biggest problem 1.4381 0.04571 210 138 52 20
446 I'm sorry, but we don't stock condoms of that size. 1.4381 0.04620 210 139 50 21
447 What do you recommend for hay fever? 1.4381 0.04153 210 130 68 12
448 Take each pill with four gallons of water and a bale of hay. 1.4381 0.04314 210 133 62 15
449 Of course they're the size of horse pills. They are horse pills. 1.4375 0.04551 208 136 53 19
450 Charlie Horse? 1.4375 0.04602 208 137 51 20
451 I see you know about the biggest side effect . . . 1.4375 0.04234 208 130 65 13
452 The term 'horse pill' just refers to the size of the tablet. 1.4375 0.04702 208 139 47 22
453 This should make you feel stable. 1.4335 0.04522 203 132 54 17
454 See, this is why you don't mix medicines. 1.4335 0.04576 203 133 52 18
455 It says right here: 'side effects may include horseness.' 1.4328 0.04714 201 134 47 20
456 Medicare is only paying fifty percent. 1.4328 0.04443 201 129 57 15
457 I am sorry sir, but hoarseness is clearly listed as a possible side effect. 1.4328 0.04608 201 132 51 18
458 Hay fever? Seriously? 1.4328 0.04661 201 133 49 19
459 No shoes no service. 1.4328 0.04661 201 133 49 19
460 There's been a slight adjustment to your hormone prescription. 1.4328 0.04498 201 130 55 16
461 The other half of your prescription can be picked up at the Petco down the street. 1.4328 0.04553 201 131 53 17
462 Look, the side effects say you may feel a little hoarse - spelling mistakes on the label are just not my fault. 1.4328 0.04608 201 132 51 18
463 You will need to double the dose for restless leg syndrome. 1.4328 0.04386 201 128 59 14
464 Twice a day, sir, and have someone hide it in a nice apple or carrot for you. 1.4314 0.04505 204 133 54 17
465 Viagra?!?.. seriously? 1.4300 0.05038 200 140 34 26
466 I know they're called stalls, but I'm still not giving you the bathroom key. 1.4300 0.04729 200 134 46 20
467 Your horse pills, sir. 1.4293 0.04709 198 132 47 19
468 Sir, we will never carry condoms in your size, sorry. 1.4293 0.04709 198 132 47 19
469 This might cause night-mares. 1.4293 0.04655 198 131 49 18
470 If you had read the list of side effects..... 1.4293 0.04709 198 132 47 19
471 Veterinarian grade saves you 15% 1.4293 0.04817 198 134 43 21
472 You may need help applying this to the affected area. 1.4293 0.04655 198 131 49 18
473 The viagra works, it definitely got bigger, yes, but now I have a new problem. 1.4293 0.04817 198 134 43 21
474 Conditions suffered as a result of angering the gods are not included in your coverage, sir. 1.4293 0.04709 198 132 47 19
475 Well, what I meant was no serious side effects. 1.4293 0.04543 198 129 53 16
476 This medication is for your hay fever. 1.4293 0.04709 198 132 47 19
477 The prescription for Charlie Horse, please. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
478 I'm just not feeling 100%. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
479 I need something for "jockey itch." 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
480 I'm a horses ass ? What's that behind you ? 1.4286 0.04959 196 135 38 23
481 My Restless Leg Syndrome is twice as bad but I did win the Derby 1.4286 0.04632 196 129 50 17
482 I'm sorry, your insurer doesn't carry prescriptions that deal with mythical conditions. 1.4278 0.04549 194 126 53 15
483 Your insurance doesn't cover pre-existing myths. 1.4278 0.04834 194 131 43 20
484 Did you notice any side effects? 1.4278 0.04246 194 126 55 13
485 I did warn you that taking it may make you a bit horse. 1.4278 0.04608 194 127 51 16
486 Your insurance doesn’ t cover horse’s ass syndrome. 1.4278 0.05103 194 136 33 25
487 I really didn’t notice it, until I stood sideways. 1.4278 0.04549 194 126 53 15
488 Side effects are a myth” 1.4278 0.04549 194 129 49 16
489 This will take care of the trots 1.4278 0.04943 194 133 39 22
490 My ass hurts. 1.4278 0.04834 194 131 43 20
491 It says so right there after headaches, nausea, and vomiting. 1.4278 0.04308 194 122 61 11
492 Give these a try, and if your leg still hurts in a week, just come back in and we’ll shoot you. 1.4278 0.04722 194 129 47 18
493 No pants, no pills 1.4278 0.04549 194 126 53 15
494 Yes, I believe it IS on the list of possible side effects. 1.4278 0.04549 194 126 53 15
495 There is no over-the counter-remedy for a horse's ass. 1.4278 0.04997 194 134 37 23
496 In your case, I’d say no horse play until this prescription runs out. 1.4264 0.04557 197 129 52 16
497 Take it easy, Seabiscuit. It’s ready when it’s ready. 1.4264 0.04557 197 129 52 16
498 Horse-ness is a common side effect, sir, but it's the only drug on the market for dealing with night-mares. 1.4264 0.04500 197 128 54 15
499 Let me grab a different prescription. This is not what I thought you meant by hay fever. 1.4264 0.04724 197 132 46 19
500 Your veterinarian gives you 20 to 1 odds of getting better. 1.4256 0.04976 195 135 37 23
501 Date of birth? 1.4249 0.04737 193 129 46 18
502 Yes, my wife says I need to stop being an ass. Is there a prescription for that? 1.4241 0.04830 191 129 43 19
503 Has your insurance information changed? Tap once for yes, twice for no. 1.4241 0.04714 191 127 47 17
504 Yes, this will keep you stable. 1.4241 0.04772 191 128 45 18
505 This ought to help your hoarseness. 1.4241 0.04772 191 128 45 18
506 I’m sorry but it’s clearly a preexisting condition. 1.4241 0.04349 191 124 55 12
507 I’m sorry. Your prescription won’t be ready until Satyrday. 1.4241 0.04566 191 127 48 16
508 Well, yes, sir, hoarseness IS a common side effect. 1.4241 0.04830 191 129 43 19
509 It says to take one tablet every 25 furlongs. 1.4233 0.04689 189 125 48 16
510 Your shoe's untied. Just kidding, here's your tranquilizer. 1.4233 0.04749 189 126 46 17
511 Sir, I'm sorry for any embarrassment, but the packaging clearly states that side effects may include involuntary dressage. 1.4233 0.04749 189 126 46 17
512 I can see you didn't read the warnings. 1.4233 0.04568 189 123 52 14
513 Yes, you can take them with an apple or a sugar cube. 1.4233 0.04689 189 125 48 16
514 It’s not Corona; I’m just a little horse. 1.4233 0.04924 189 129 40 20
515 Well you either take this or we’ll have to put you down. You pick. 1.4233 0.04568 189 125 49 15
516 This should work, otherwise they may just put you down. 1.4233 0.04924 189 129 40 20
517 Sorry, your insurance has been deneighed. 1.4225 0.08188 71 49 14 8
518 This will get you back on track. 1.4225 0.04569 187 127 44 16
519 Yes, sir, a few side effects. 1.4225 0.04474 187 122 52 13
520 Two verses of "Happy Birthday" for washing your hands, two verses of "Camptown Races" for washing your hooves. 1.4225 0.05076 187 130 35 22
521 How bad is it? I mean, how often do you walk into a bar? 1.4225 0.04903 187 127 41 19
522 Yes,there are some side effects,but seldom is heard a discouraging word. 1.4225 0.04724 187 124 47 16
523 You must be the Centaur of Disease Control" 1.4225 0.04785 187 125 45 17
524 I suspect I may be experiencing some side effects 1.4225 0.04785 187 125 45 17
525 No, you can't use the bathroom. 1.4225 0.04903 187 127 41 19
526 Glad to hear the wife is happier now. 1.4211 0.04903 190 130 40 20
527 Sir, I've worked here over twelve years, and this is this first time I've ever heard of "prescription strength sugar-cubes". 1.4211 0.04959 190 131 38 21
528 This is embarrassing, but I think I have flies... 1.4211 0.04788 190 128 44 18
529 This will help your hay fever symptoms, but ultimately you may want to rethink your diet. 1.4194 0.04552 186 121 52 13
530 These are suppositories, so you may need a ranch hand. 1.4194 0.04552 186 121 52 13
531 Why the long face?! ... Oh, I guess that joke doesn't really work here. 1.4194 0.04552 186 121 52 13
532 Your drug plan doesn't allow refills. We have to shoot you. 1.4194 0.04979 186 128 38 20
533 Sorry, I don’t have anything that cures horse’s ass. 1.4194 0.05037 186 129 36 21
534 This should clear up any horseness. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
535 Too strong for you: too weak for the horse 1.4194 0.04422 186 125 47 14
536 Well, honestly, it's the first prescription for hoof and mouth disease I've ever filled. 1.4194 0.04615 186 122 50 14
537 I'm sorry but this hasn't been tested on animals. 1.4194 0.04615 186 122 50 14
538 What didn't you understand about the term 'horse pill'? 1.4194 0.04920 186 127 40 19
539 Stomp once for debit, twice for credit. 1.4194 0.04487 186 120 54 12
540 The side effects may require you to sleep standing up. 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
541 Are you out of hoof sanitizer? 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
542 I'm sorry, but it does say here that you could become a little hoarse. 1.4194 0.04487 186 120 54 12
543 All you're worried about is the hairline? 1.4194 0.04920 186 127 40 19
544 'Half-Horse Syndrome' is not a thing. 'Half-Assed' is maybe what you're thinking of. 1.4194 0.04322 186 123 51 12
545 I 'm sorry, I can only give you half a prescription. I am not a veterinarian. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
546 I can’t help you. Maybe try the Greek apothecary down the street. 1.4194 0.04800 186 125 44 17
547 I see we have two prescriptions.. 1.4194 0.04615 186 122 50 14
548 Thanks for the feedback; we’ll update the list of possible side-effects. 1.4194 0.04220 186 126 49 11
549 No, not a pandemic, but the CDC recommends you stay in your stall for two weeks. 1.4194 0.04739 186 124 46 16
550 Hay fever season is going to be terrible. 1.4194 0.04678 186 123 48 15
551 'Take with water, but I can't make you.' 1.4185 0.04775 184 123 45 16
552 Oh! I thought you said you were slightly hoarse! 1.4185 0.04712 184 122 47 15
553 True... my erectile dysfunction is better, but none of my pants fit. 1.4185 0.04898 184 125 41 18
554 Yes, I suggest you take these with water; I just can’t make you drink the water. 1.4185 0.04775 184 123 45 16
555 Just so you know, this may cause bucking. 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
556 “We're all out of face masks. How about some hoof sanitizer?” 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
557 They're horsepills, but I think you can handle it. 1.4185 0.04775 184 123 45 16
558 I wouldn"t worry. It says these side effects go away 100 percent of the time in half the patients. 1.4185 0.04519 184 119 53 12
559 Any side effects? No sir. No known side effects.” 1.4185 0.04775 184 123 45 16
560 Your insulin is $1000, but the sugar cubes are only a $5 copay. 1.4176 0.04812 182 122 44 16
561 Why yes, it does have some unusual side effects. Why do you ask? 1.4176 0.04748 182 121 46 15
562 Yeah, something was wrong with that batch. 1.4176 0.04874 182 123 42 17
563 If by 'stomping and galloping,' you mean 'restlessness' -- yes, it's listed 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
564 So you're saying I have to ride out these side effects for another week? 1.4167 0.04378 180 114 57 9
565 Do you mind if I ask where you intend to go when you take this Viagra? 1.4167 0.04849 180 121 43 16
566 Your insurance will only pony up about 50%--which is just about right in your case. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
567 I'm looking for a larger toenail clipper. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
568 Apparently, being ‘as healthy as a horse’ doesn’t mean what it used to” 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
569 Hey, it was your idea to save a few bucks and go with the generic brand. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
570 Sir, at this juncture I’d say Hay Fever should be the least of your worries. 1.4167 0.04653 180 118 49 13
571 One of these a day and you should have your giddy-up back. 1.4167 0.04975 180 123 39 18
572 Yes, sir, it's a rare side effect but it does happen. 1.4167 0.04912 180 122 41 17
573 What were the side effects? 1.4167 0.04719 180 119 47 14
574 Do you have anything for a pain in the ass? 1.4167 0.04975 180 123 39 18
575 Well,that's strange. I don't see it listed among the side effects. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
576 One in the morning and one at post time 1.4167 0.05037 180 124 37 19
577 Potential side effects include, fatigue, nausea and a yearning for the open prairie 1.4167 0.04586 180 117 51 12
578 Didn't you read the label? It says, "stop taking if you become hoarse." 1.4167 0.04448 180 122 45 13
579 It has not been animal-tested 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
580 It says, "One for a man, and two for a horse". So let's start out with one-and-a-half. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
581 You should see substantial mane regrowth, but there are a few side effects. 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
582 Yeah, with this sometimes only the tail hair grows. 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
583 Well, I know your internist prescribed this, but let me check with your veterinarian, too. 1.4153 0.04599 183 120 50 13
584 I'm sorry Mr. Mnuchin that your horses ass syndrome is not responding to treatment. 1.4153 0.05325 183 132 26 25
585 Your condition is so unusual that I called for advice from the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.4144 0.05075 181 126 35 20
586 This should help your baldness. 1.4134 0.04667 179 118 48 13
587 Careful with the Viagra, you might injure somebody. 1.4134 0.04992 179 123 38 18
588 You know they test your urine if you win. 1.4134 0.05177 179 126 32 21
589 Yes, your wife did call in your prescription and said a horse's ass would be picking it up. 1.4134 0.04865 179 121 42 16
590 Preparation “H” with an extra-long applicator, please. 1.4134 0.05055 179 124 36 19
591 It’s just an expression, sir. They’re not actually horse pills. 1.4134 0.04461 179 115 54 10
592 Do you have anything to help me avoid the Coronavirus?” “Is that all you’re worried about? 1.4134 0.04600 179 117 50 12
593 Take two capsules just before you hit the hay. 1.4134 0.04734 179 119 46 14
594 Do you prefer capsules or a salt lick? 1.4134 0.05055 179 124 36 19
595 This should cure a bad case of the trots. 1.4134 0.05177 179 126 32 21
596 Here's your prescription, sir. You should start to be less hoarse by tomorrow. 1.4124 0.04770 177 118 45 14
597 Oh ... over the phone I thought you said you were a little hoarse. 1.4124 0.04968 177 121 39 17
598 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WIN YOUR CAPTION CONTEST IF IT NEEDS TO BE RECEIVED BY YOU ON MARCH “8th” 2020, IF I DON’T GET MY ISSUE UNTIL MARCH “TENTH” 2020 ???? THIS HAPPENS EVERY MONTH !!! 1.4124 0.05519 177 130 21 26
599 Your pronouns, please? 1.4124 0.04968 177 121 39 17
600 These will make you feel better, but you’ll still be a horse’s ass. 1.4114 0.04669 175 115 48 12
601 Nightmares?" 1.4114 0.04942 175 119 40 16
602 It all started with a cough, but this morning I felt very hoarse. 1.4114 0.04808 175 117 44 14
603 Do you have anything for Equestrian Dysfunction? 1.4114 0.04942 175 119 40 16
604 You can pay here, or pony up at the front. 1.4104 0.04776 173 115 45 13
605 I'm pretty sure I told you that side effects included hair loss. 1.4104 0.04776 173 115 45 13
606 Hmm it's pretty rare for it to go beyond the throat... 1.4104 0.05049 173 119 37 17
607 Well, they can't possibly list EVERY potential side effect on the label, you know! 1.4104 0.04914 173 117 41 15
608 Just take one, two is enough for a whole horse. 1.4104 0.05049 173 119 37 17
609 Yep, I’ll be darned. There it is. Between burping and diarrhea. 1.4104 0.04776 173 115 45 13
610 Ahhh... another prescription from Dr. Don's Stable Genius Medical Center... says right here in the fine print,"Side effects include a profound loss of common sense, followed by Horse's Ass Syndrome." 1.4104 0.05181 173 121 33 19
611 I'll give you the pills free if you promise to stop by my Kentucky Derby party. 1.4104 0.04776 173 115 45 13
612 And here I thought satyr was dead 1.4091 0.05018 176 124 33 19
613 I'm afraid we're out of the oral version. How long are your arms? 1.4085 0.08168 71 50 13 8
614 The label clearly states, "There may be some nagging side-effects." 1.4080 0.04683 174 115 47 12
615 And this should help with your gas, Your costume partner will thank you. 1.4070 0.04720 172 114 46 12
616 Box of extra large condoms please 1.4070 0.05392 172 124 26 22
617 It’s ok to trot or canter, but just don’t gallop while on the medication. 1.4070 0.04999 172 118 38 16
618 The warning label did say that side effects included possible hoarseness. 1.4070 0.04791 172 115 44 13
619 Yes, yes, I know how to use the medication. What do I look like, a horse's ass? 1.4070 0.05067 172 119 36 17
620 I don’t know—what did the Centaurs for Disease Control say about this medicine? 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
621 I supply the pills. I don't stick them in apples for you. 1.4070 0.04791 172 115 44 13
622 If I understand your question correctly, yes these pills can cure your hoarseness. 1.4070 0.04647 172 113 48 11
623 I’m sorry, Mr. Aquinas, but your insurance only covers the hemorrhoid cream, not the six foot applicator. 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
624 You told your doctor you were a little horse? 1.4070 0.05067 172 119 36 17
625 Hi Bob, can I get a ride home after my shift? 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
626 Perhaps next time you won't cut me off when I ask if there's any questions about your prescription. 1.4070 0.04999 172 118 38 16
627 This is the best we have for the trots. 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
628 I'm sorry, sir, I thought you said "Centaur" not "Centrum". 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
629 Anything for involuntary bowel movements? 1.4048 0.04940 168 114 40 14
630 If you haven't improved in a few days, come back in to be put down. 1.4048 0.05289 168 119 30 19
631 It should work for the gallops, too. 1.4048 0.05221 168 118 32 18
632 I think it may be time to cut back on the steroids Mr. Jones. 1.4048 0.04940 168 114 40 14
633 Is there a problem? 1.4048 0.04868 168 113 42 13
634 Low drug prices are the real fantasy. 1.4048 0.05356 168 120 28 20
635 I am so sorry, sir. I honestly didn’t realize that E.D. were your initials. 1.4036 0.05126 166 115 35 16
636 But does your wife have any complaints? 1.4036 0.04907 166 112 41 13
637 Are you the horse with no mane? 1.4036 0.05126 166 115 35 16
638 Why yes, the hormone therapy was developed with horse genes. Why do you ask? 1.4036 0.04832 166 111 43 12
639 This drug will make you pee like a horse, just sayin'. 1.4036 0.05196 166 116 33 17
640 I'm sorry Mr. Felder, we're out of your transition medication. You'll just have to run in the Derby as you are. 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
641 One pill three times a day, and if it doesn't work, I'll have to shoot you. 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
642 I’d suggest you get out of that costume before you start this colonoscopy prep. 1.4036 0.05126 166 115 35 16
643 This should help your hay allergy. 1.4036 0.04756 166 110 45 11
644 No, I''m afraid I can't. You'll have to find a friend who will agree to insert these suppositories for you. 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
645 On the other hand, your complexion...HAS cleared up! 1.4036 0.04832 166 111 43 12
646 Do you have something to make me drink? 1.4036 0.05054 166 114 37 15
647 Why yes. One for you and one for the horse you rode in on. 1.4036 0.04907 166 112 41 13
648 I told you there might be some side effects! 1.4036 0.04832 166 111 43 12
649 They rushed the CoVid 19 vaccine to the public without knowing the consequences. 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
650 No, it's not covered. Your insurance policy excludes riders. 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
651 No, you absolutely may NOT have the key to the restroom. 1.4036 0.05335 166 118 29 19
652 That'll take about 15 minutes to fill. There's a grassy median by the road if you'd like to wait. 1.4024 0.04794 164 109 44 11
653 There's no need to be so offended. All I meant is that these pills are unusually large. 1.4024 0.04168 164 111 46 7
654 Without insurance it’s going to cost you an arm and a hoof. 1.4024 0.03692 164 117 40 7
655 No, I'm afraid we haven't got anything for having been'ridden hard and put away wet.' 1.4024 0.04715 164 108 46 10
656 Being a centaur is a pre-existing condition. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
657 Its the medicine recommended by most GastroCentaurologists. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
658 Your doctor prescribed this for hoof and mouth disease. 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
659 The vet wanted to shoot me... 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
660 Cancel my Viagra subscription. 1.4024 0.05382 164 117 28 19
661 nothing too strong I'm running in the fourth at Belmont 1.4024 0.05170 164 114 34 16
662 I'd recommend Trojans. 1.4024 0.04676 164 114 37 13
663 As side effects go, it's helped in getting me to work on time. 1.4024 0.04715 164 108 46 10
664 Sir, this is enough painkillers to take down a horse... oh 1.4024 0.05097 164 113 36 15
665 We’re half way there. 1.4024 0.04715 164 108 46 10
666 Surprisingly, this is one of the few things that's 100% covered by your healthcare provider. 1.4024 0.04794 164 109 44 11
667 Yes, I can swallow a horse pill. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
668 I have this Charlyhorse in my legs. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
669 I couldn't reach your physician, but the vet agreed to give you a refill 1.4024 0.04554 164 106 50 8
670 Be sure to take this medication with pasture grass, hay or oats. Get plenty of stable rest and avoid barrel racing for at least three weeks. 1.4024 0.04794 164 109 44 11
671 It’s a nagging cough making me hoarse. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
672 Now, you can't pull a chariot within 4-6 hours of taking these. 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
673 That'll be one buck. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
674 I’m sorry but your insurance doesn’t cover either half. 1.4024 0.04871 164 114 36 14
675 Give this a try. But to be honest I would just talk to your HR department about getting one of those new stand-up desks. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
676 Sir, what do you identify yourself as? 1.4024 0.05170 164 114 34 16
677 I think you are definitely experiencing a side effect. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
678 If you’re still a little horse by the end of the week, come back in. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
679 "Mr. Centaur or Mr. Satyr? I can never keep you guys straight." 1.4024 0.05097 164 115 33 16
680 Do you have something for a Charley horse? 1.4024 0.04794 164 109 44 11
681 It says right here on the insert, “Side effects include horseness.” 1.4024 0.05170 164 114 34 16
682 This will help with your cough, but you’ll still be a little hoarse. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
683 I'm afraid, in this case, "Horse Pill" is not a euphemism Mr. Phillips. 1.4024 0.04545 169 110 50 9
684 You're lucky! Not too many years ago they'd have just shot you! 1.4024 0.04771 169 113 44 12
685 You look like your brother, but in reverse. 1.4024 0.05127 169 118 34 17
686 ...and cancel the Viagra subscription. 1.4024 0.05263 169 120 30 19
687 You know what they say...a gentleman in the streets, a Sagittarius in the sheets. 1.4023 0.04747 174 117 44 13
688 I think I might have the clop. 1.4012 0.05240 167 118 31 18
689 Horseness is a known side effect. 1.4000 0.05510 110 71 34 5
690 Are you certain you want a rectal thermometer? 1.3988 0.05188 163 114 33 16
691 I'm afraid your insurance co-pay won't cover your ass. 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
692 This should help with the runs and the trots but we have nothing for the gallops. 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
693 My wife says I'm not half the man I used to be. Do you have something for that? 1.3962 0.04889 159 107 41 11
694 That’s why you should read the side effects pamphlet before starting any new medication. 1.3962 0.04889 159 107 41 11
695 Well, yes. I did say I would love to be a stud. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
696 Here are your hair loss pills. Any other issues? 1.3951 0.04745 162 108 44 10
697 Did you keep the capsules at a stable temperature? 1.3951 0.04825 162 109 42 11
698 Your insurance came back “neigh”. 1.3951 0.04496 162 107 47 8
699 Well,yes,it IS in the list of possible side effects. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
700 I apologize most sincerely! "Horse pill" is only meant to refer to the size of the medication. 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
701 These pills will help with the symptoms, but otherwise you're just gonna have to ride it out. 1.3951 0.04663 162 107 46 9
702 I need something for a sore throat...I'm a little hoarse. 1.3951 0.04663 162 107 46 9
703 There should be two prescriptions, one from my M.D. and one from my veterinarian. 1.3951 0.05133 162 113 34 15
704 For you, or your better half? 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
705 Yes,I would think pulling a plow would be considered operating heavy equipment. 1.3951 0.04825 162 109 42 11
706 You're correct. This side effect isn't listed. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
707 Actually, the dosage would be double if you were a quarter horse. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
708 Well, not like a racehorse, no. 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
709 Sorry, your insurance only covers from the waist up. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
710 You said it’s your throat that’s hoarse? 1.3951 0.04663 162 107 46 9
711 Got anything for hayfever? 1.3951 0.04745 162 108 44 10
712 You seem like a well-centaured man. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
713 It's a rare side effect and no, I don't have any sugar cubes. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
714 This should put a giddy up in your get along. 1.3951 0.05058 162 112 36 14
715 Here - this should help a little with your restless leg syndrome. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
716 You are allowed to keep your own trainer under Obamacare" 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
717 Hold your horses, I’ll be with you in a minute! 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
718 It says it's for horses, not for men, says it might kill you but it don't say when. 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
719 Well, it isn't a listed side effect... 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
720 We're very sorry about the mix up with your Cialis prescription. It looked to us as if your doctor wrote Centaurus. 1.3949 0.04846 157 105 42 10
721 You know, I'm also a Sagittarius! 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
722 We don’t have any medicines to cure you’re being a horse’s ass, Mr. Barr. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
723 Yes. I’m also a farmacist. 1.3949 0.05404 157 112 28 17
724 You can't just ride in here and expect a cure immediately. 1.3949 0.04674 157 103 46 8
725 I apologize, but that term only means the pills are pretty big. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
726 No sir, Mane and Tail is in the shampoo aisle. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
727 Yes, sir, I suppose “operating heavy machinery” would include dragging a plow. 1.3949 0.04846 157 105 42 10
728 I can't serve you. You're not wearing any pants. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
729 Whatever you call it - the runs, the trots - this should help. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
730 I'm afraid that "horse pills" only refer to the size of the medication, not the result. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
731 It might give you the trots. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
732 I'm sorry...You're looking for the 'Centaurs' of Disease Control 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
733 Any history of abnormal reactions to drugs? 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
734 You can take if with milk, or a bowl of hay. Just make sure no one rides you for at least 4 hrs 1.3949 0.04674 157 103 46 8
735 Unfortunately, you're saddled with a high deductible. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
736 NOW do you have any questions for the pharmacist? 1.3949 0.05172 157 109 34 14
737 Looks like we accidentally gave you psilocybin. 1.3949 0.05012 157 111 32 14
738 Would you like the hay flavored or the cherry flavored tablets? 1.3949 0.04761 157 104 44 9
739 It clearly says that 'horseness' is one of the side effects. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
740 Don't worry, your condition's stable 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
741 My father was a horse's ass. 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
742 And don't take while pulling farm machinery. 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
743 I don't think you need to worry about side effects. 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
744 Well, to me it looks like a pre-existing condition 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
745 Something for hoof and mouth disease, please, and a bottle of Rogaine 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
746 I did rub it there. This is what happened. 1.3949 0.04674 157 103 46 8
747 These should have you back in the saddle in no time. 1.3949 0.04846 157 105 42 10
748 It would behoove you to see a doctor. 1.3949 0.05172 157 109 34 14
749 You can sprinkle a crushed one on a tuft of grass. 1.3949 0.04930 157 106 40 11
750 Usually, they won’t prescribe an antibiotic if you’re just a little hoarse.” 1.3949 0.04846 157 105 42 10
751 This is the strongest thing they make for hay fever. 1.3949 0.04761 157 104 44 9
752 I am sorry sir, but according to your insurance company a horse's ass is a pre-existing condition and is therefore not covered. 1.3949 0.04888 157 108 37 12
753 Sorry there's no vaccine for the recent outbreak of centaur virus yet. 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
754 Some call these horse pills, but don't let that confuse you. 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
755 Apparently you have taken these before. 1.3935 0.05055 155 110 31 14
756 This will enable you to focus on issues instead of the horserace. 1.3935 0.01941 155 114 38 3
757 Take 3 times a day with hay. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
758 We are out of face masks. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
759 This is a diuretic. Most patients like you find it unnecessary. 1.3935 0.04800 155 103 43 9
760 Besides nausea, have you experienced any other side effects? 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
761 The warning clearly states it might make you a little hoarse. 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
762 And remember to call your vet if your erection doesn’t discontinue after four hours. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
763 Take one a day for two weeks and you should be hot to trot. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
764 You're going to want the stablehand to wear a glove. 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
765 Well, you no longer need Viagra. 1.3935 0.04886 155 112 32 11
766 Prescription for E.D. Oh, sorry, that's for Mr. Ed. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
767 OK, let's try another medication 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
768 What do you mean the insurance company said i have a preexisting condition? 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
769 I don't care if you're the "Centaur for Disease Control"; you still have a co-pay!" 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
770 Stomp your foot once if you understand the instructions." 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
771 Are you sure you’re taking these as prescribed? 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
772 Gave you the trots, you say? 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
773 The warning on those blue pills said, it might make you feel like a stallion. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
774 Any questions?" "No. You? 1.3882 0.05117 152 105 35 12
775 Your wife cancelled your Viagra prescription, but there’s a lady in aisle three who would like to meet you. 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
776 Take one at night before you hit the hay. 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
777 According to these instruction, one tablet with hay 3 times daily. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
778 It should be filed under Ed. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
779 I'd offer you a glass of water if I thought there was a chance you'd drink it. 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
780 No, you don’t have the coronavirus. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
781 This should put the giddy-up back in your step... 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
782 "And what if I did have hoof-and-mouth disease? Would you still think you're a comedian? 1.3882 0.05526 152 110 25 17
783 It’s going around, my mother is as sick as a dog? 1.3882 0.05447 152 109 27 16
784 Take one pill with meals. No alfalfa or carrots and plenty of rest, no horse play! 1.3882 0.04855 152 102 41 9
785 Horse... not hoarse. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
786 Here you go, now giddyup. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
787 My wife says that I have become a horse's ass. Do you anything to treat that ? 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
788 Right now, the odds your prescription is covered are six to one. 1.3882 0.05285 152 107 31 14
789 I'm sorry sir, but health care is a human right. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
790 Hair loss may not be the side effect we should deal with first. 1.3867 0.04896 150 101 40 9
791 Do you have anything for “hoof and mouth” disease? 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
792 Sorry, sir, but it is listed as a side effect in the third paragraph! 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
793 Side effects may include dry mouth, sore throat, and hoarseness. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
794 Sorry to saddle you with this co-pay 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
795 We may need to double the dose for your restless leg syndrome. 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
796 This may help you with the runs. 1.3867 0.04710 150 105 35 10
797 Be sure to take this with at least two buckets of water and avoid oats for twenty four hours 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
798 Side effects include leading yourself to water without experiencing thirst. 1.3867 0.05417 150 107 28 15
799 These pills are so large they're like-er, uh-I mean they're big. 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
800 I suppose they should be more clear when they say you could become a little hoarse. 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
801 Half of this is covered by insurance. 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
802 You're actually worried about the side effects? 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
803 It's the Corral Virus. See a doctor if it worsens. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
804 These are cough drops; I thought you said you were a bit hoarse. 1.3851 0.04844 148 101 38 9
805 This'll take care of the cough, but not the horse-ness 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
806 Well, you were warned of the side effects. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
807 I can read: THREE refills. You don’t have to stomp. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
808 Ed, I think you're overusing the horse pills. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
809 Yeh, it’s funny because I voted democrat just the once. 1.3851 0.05468 148 106 27 15
810 If it's been longer than four hours, you really should go to the emergency room. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
811 Your doctor warned you about side effects, didn't he? 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
812 Side effects include growing a human torso, hair loss, and an uncontrollable urge to prepare taxes. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
813 No, we haven't heard of any side effects. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
814 I don't remember this being listed as a side effect. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
815 That's $10 copay and $50 to clean up the drive-through from your last visit. 1.3851 0.05468 148 106 27 15
816 I'm going to need to see some ID. 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
817 At first just my throat was hoarse... 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
818 This is actually one of the more mild side effects. 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
819 I’m sorry but you only have partial coverage. 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
820 Sorry, but I can't fill a 2500-year-old prescription. 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
821 No, I'm sorry. Viagra does not work for geldings. 1.3851 0.05468 148 106 27 15
822 The side-effects are clearly on the bottle, sir. If you have any more questions, you’ll have to see a vet. 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
823 For hoof and mouth disease, take one tablet twice daily. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
824 Take these and put me down for "Half and Half" in the sixth. 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
825 Sorry sir, I don’t care what your veterinarians says, I can’t fill this”.. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
826 Your coat will be shinier, but unfortunately, it won't help with your bald spot. 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
827 Sorry, no, you don't get any discount for being from the "Centaur for Disease Control" 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
828 Did your doctor tell you they’re suppositories? 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
829 You have one re-filly left after this one. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
830 Forgot to take it with food, didn't you? 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
831 Sorry, sir, erectile dysfunction in centaurs is just a myth. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
832 You know, with such a long list of side effects you think they would have included that one... 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
833 These should help you get back on your feet 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
834 You may need help inserting these. 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
835 The cap is foalproof. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
836 I told you that if you didn’t use as directed it would make you a little horse. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
837 And take two of these at the start of your meetings to keep the flies off. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
838 You may have universal health care in Narnia, but here in the U.S. this medication costs $645. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
839 Are my horse pills ready? 1.3851 0.05030 148 101 37 10
840 Whoa! Looks like you have a little hitch in your giddyup! 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
841 This is a horse dose so I suggest cutting it in half. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
842 ...and you're sure you took them as directed? 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
843 Do you have anything to help with the trots? 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
844 Sir, any medication has side effects 1.3841 0.05468 151 109 26 16
845 There are some unusual side effects to this medication but I see you are already aware of that. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
846 I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get this one filled at Petsmart. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
847 Be careful, this may give you the trots. 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
848 This medicine may cause fading around the clubhouse turn. 1.3841 0.04870 151 102 40 9
849 What do you recommend for a severe case of the trots? 1.3841 0.05705 151 112 20 19
850 Can I take it with hay? 1.3841 0.05048 151 104 36 11
851 I hope it's not those giant horse pills again! They did something funny last time. 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
852 The tablets aren't as effective as the suppository, but I see your point. 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
853 Take one of these every six furlongs. 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
854 I can't give you ointment for a late scratch. That's a matter for the racing commission. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
855 They work, but as a gelding you're just going to get more frustrated. 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
856 Stomp twice if you understand the directions for taking these 'horse' pills. 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
857 By the way...have any friends in the 4th at Belmont? 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
858 I hope this will help with your night mares. 1.3836 0.04981 146 99 38 9
859 I’m sorry but unless you are a service animal, you’ll have to wait outside for your prescription. 1.3836 0.04981 146 99 38 9
860 Do you have a Veterinarian I can consult with? 1.3831 0.04625 154 102 45 7
861 Side effects include the trots, horseness, and down the stretch marks. . 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
862 The note from the doctor says "One for a man, Two for a horse". What am I supposed to do here ? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
863 Take two of these a day, and you'll be as healthy as a . . . oh, sorry. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
864 These should stabilize you. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
865 I can't accept veterinarian insurance for the other half. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
866 It's not a bad sore throat--I"m just a little hoarse 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
867 It’s a suppository but you can just swallow it, Jack. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
868 Did you follow the dosage directions? 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
869 Yes, those are our very largest condoms. 1.3819 0.05746 144 106 21 17
870 Tap twice for automatic refills. 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
871 So, which is it? The runs or the trots? 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
872 And you already know about the side effects. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
873 --and what was your birth species? 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
874 Was this prescribed by your doctor or your veterinarian? 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
875 And as to side effects,I see you're in the top 1%. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
876 Yeah those side effect warnings are there for a reason. 1.3819 0.04828 144 96 41 7
877 This will treat both your hoof and mouth disease. 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
878 I’m afraid it’s a suppository. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
879 No, I can't do it for you. How long are your arms? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
880 Your insurance only covers 50% 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
881 And clean that up on your way out. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
882 The other half of your prescription is at the vet. 1.3819 0.04828 144 98 38 8
883 the blue pills were the ones prescribed by your doctor and the red ones were prescribed by your veterinarian. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
884 Lastly, do not take while driving. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
885 Do you have anything for hoof and hoof and hoof and hoof and mouth disease? 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
886 I assure you the side effects in this are more reasonable. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
887 No, it won't help with the bald spot, but it will add a nice fluff and sheen to your tail. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
888 Side effects may include excessive friskiness, being spooked easily, and the trots. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
889 I'm sorry, sir, but it's right here under "Possible Side Effects." 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
890 I'm Greek -- why do you ask? 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
891 Sorry, but your veterinarian does not have privileges here. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
892 Hold on...it looks like your veterinary insurance is picking up half the co-pay. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
893 Is your wife complaining? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
894 This will alleviate your anxiety, but it won’t keep you from being a horse’s ass. 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
895 I’ve got something that will lead you to water but nothing that will make you drink. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
896 I understand you're feeling a little horse 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
897 Are you sure you want the suppositories? 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
898 This is what we usually recommend for the Trots. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
899 This is enough to sedate a...oh never mind. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
900 Yep, Trigger, "middle-aged guy with receding hairline" is a possible side effect. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
901 Oops. I thought you said the swine flu. 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
902 I'm guessing you'll need help with these suppositories, Sir. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
903 Here’s your medicine but, your insurance will only cover two orthotic horse shoes. 1.3819 0.05025 144 100 34 10
904 Trust me, these pills will make you perform like a stallion. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
905 I feel like a 'you know what' but can you go over the side effects with me again? 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
906 Be sure to take these at grazing time. 1.3819 0.04622 144 94 45 5
907 Don’t pull any heavy equipment; be careful galloping at night. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
908 Unfortunately these only come as suppositories. Do you have a close friend or stablemate that you ask for help? 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
909 Do you have any questions for the farm assist? 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
910 I guess you’re already familiar with the side effects? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
911 If it’s been more than four hours, you might want to call your vet. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
912 The baldness cure you gave me had some unexpected side effects ! 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
913 In what way did it give you the trots?" 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
914 Take one before dinner with a sugar cube. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
915 Stomp once if you have any questions. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
916 So, I see the new medication is helping with your transition, Mr. Ed. 1.3793 0.04900 145 98 39 8
917 Go out the door. Turn left and trot down the street about a furlong. The vet will be on the right. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
918 says here,"only approved for use in Fauns and Satyrs..." 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
919 No, you want the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
920 I'm Republican, why do you ask? 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
921 Your HMO stands for Horse-Man Option. 1.3793 0.05367 145 103 29 13
922 Sir,I warned you that,on Viagra,you'd be a real stud! 1.3793 0.05628 145 106 23 16
923 The warning is that it could kill a horse! 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
924 Can you tell me if a side-effect of my medication is an irregular gait? 1.3793 0.04802 145 97 41 7
925 Yes, as advertised, it does restore a full mane of hair. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
926 Sorry, but this prescription is for a horse of a different color. 1.3793 0.04802 145 101 35 9
927 Well, it says right here - 'May lead to feelings of extreme equinemity'. 1.3793 0.05092 145 100 35 10
928 It’s yours for free if you let my daughter ride on your back. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
929 Take two of these and avoid Santa Anita. 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
930 We just need the first half of your Social Security number. 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
931 I know you're trying to help but stomping your hoof like that makes me lose count." 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
932 Yes, sir - it's a very nice shirt and horseshoes are technically shoes, but I think the service sign implies you should be wearing pants. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
933 This'll relieve your hay fever symptoms, but something tells me you've got bigger problems 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
934 Even in this fantasy, your co-pay is still going to be $110. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
935 Do you have any equestrians? 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
936 I'm sorry. Without a service animal vest, you'll have to leave the store. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
937 Well yes, hair loss is a possible side effect. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
938 You didn't read the pamphlet, did you? 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
939 It'll have you back on your feet in no time. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
940 Sorry, hoof sanitizer is out of stock. 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
941 I’m having trouble sleeping. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
942 I suggest you return to your barn and don't touch your hands, mouth, eyes or tail. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
943 Sure, it feels great when I'm running around on the weekends, but sitting at a desk all day really messes me up. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
944 Sorry. Your copay only covers half. 1.3759 0.05087 141 97 35 9
945 But that’s three times as much as you charged the unicorn. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
946 This should clear up the congestion. I don't know if it helps your hay allergy. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
947 Well, maybe you should have asked about the uncommon side effects. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
948 The thought of using suppositories makes everyone feel a little skittish and jumpy, but I can see your wife's point. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
949 I will still need to see ID. I don't remember you. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
950 Yes, it will prevent hoof and mouth disease. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
951 Now that you ask, it does have that as a side effect. We just didn't mention it because it only occurs in 0.0002% of patients. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
952 Sir, I can only advise you on your prescriptions but since you asked, in my opinion, yes...posting a full-body shot on Tinder will attract a certain type. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
953 Do not gallop while taking this medicine. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
954 Family history? Boy, where do I start? 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
955 These should help clear things up, but in the future I recommend you refrain from buying supplements over the internet. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
956 You know, you can be a real horse's ass sometimes. 1.3741 0.05618 139 101 24 14
957 I do apologize sir, but they only list the most common side effects. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
958 I told you that one side effect is that it might make you a little horse. 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
959 I’m sorry. This prescription is in Greek. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
960 Avoid breaking a leg as if your life depends on it. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
961 Take one capsule every four hours for the hitch in your giddy-up. 1.3741 0.05618 139 101 24 14
962 Apparently there are "droppings" in aisle 2? 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
963 Is there a bathroom I can use? 1.3741 0.05133 139 98 31 10
964 Take this one by mouth and rub this one on your hoofs twice a day. 1.3741 0.04305 139 96 37 6
965 You're one-part man and three-parts horse. Your drug plan pays only for the man part. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
966 The Xanax is working - I feel much more Centaured 1.3741 0.05031 139 102 25 12
967 The sign says, "No shirt, no service". So...I guess you're ok. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
968 No, there is no vaccine for centaurvirus yet, either. 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
969 But do you have anything for hay fever? 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
970 I"m sorry,sir,they don't make a pill to cure 'horse's ass' syndrome. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
971 Any Equestions about this medication? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
972 Any side effects? 1.3741 0.04654 139 94 39 6
973 Your cholesterol prescription is ready, but your worm pills are on back order. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
974 Oooooh, you wanted to be hung like a horse. 1.3741 0.04819 139 93 40 6
975 This will take care of the syphilis but you'll still be a horse's ass. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
976 So I should address these to your old Kentucky home? 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
977 No, it's not a listed side effect of this drug either. 1.3741 0.04926 139 94 38 7
978 You’re trying to tell me this is not a pre-existing condition? 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
979 Well, let's see what happens if we try the generic. 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
980 Is this covered by my half-assed insurance? 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
981 I’ll tell you what I think... if you’ll just put on a Stetson and a saddle, no one will notice your hair loss. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
982 It's Viagra. We don't call them 'hot to trot' pills. 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
983 Here is your prescription. You need to go to a Veterinarian for your other problem 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
984 You may experience trouble using public restrooms. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
985 You’re three lengths and a nose from meeting this year’s deductible. 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
986 I've got the runs. 1.3723 0.05129 137 99 27 11
987 How am I supposed to know how many legs you had yesterday? 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
988 You the guy who called about hoof and mouth? 1.3723 0.04970 137 93 37 7
989 I’m always the centaur of attention! 1.3723 0.05675 137 100 23 14
990 It's basically Valium and hay in a single tablet. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
991 Oh, so now it occurs to you to question your herbal medicine strategy. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
992 No, my healthcare provider is in a stable, not instable. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
993 Yes, sir, it does have oats in it -- good for your better half. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
994 Doc, I need some throat medicine. I'm feeling a little horse. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
995 I’m a little hoarse. What can I take for my sore throat? 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
996 No need sir, the one gallon urine sample you provided two minutes ago will suffice. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
997 You're the first one Sir to ever ask for the size that we affectionately call 'horse pills.' 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
998 Refill until you’re in stable condition. Looks like you’re halfway there. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
999 I did say, there might be side effects 1.3723 0.04749 137 91 41 5
1000 Time to pony up. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
1001 I guess 'may cause horseness' wasn't a typo after all. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
1002 It's not a common side effect, I must say. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
1003 Yes, the bathroom is species neutral, but it is not long enough to close the door! 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
1004 Says here it's a 50 percent co-pay 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
1005 This medication has numerous potential side effects, including hallucinations and delusions. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
1006 I have this nagging backache... 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
1007 Yeah, I'm just glad it wasn't something serious like a broken leg. 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
1008 That interaction is rare. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
1009 These pills can only go so far. You will still have to stop horsing around. 1.3684 0.04829 133 89 39 5
1010 Didn't you read the label? 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1011 An unfortunate side effect, but still preferable to death. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1012 And your issue is? 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1013 I'm sorry, they just keep repeating that it's a pre-existing condition. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1014 Of all the ploys to get medical marijuana, this is probably the best I've seen. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1015 Yes, I get the irony of my being a little hoarse. 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
1016 You were warned about side effects 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1017 Here’s your Neighagra, sir. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1018 Call your doctor if it lasts longer than four furlongs. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1019 Be sure to call your doctor if you notice signs of skittishness. 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
1020 It's spelled P-H-A-R-M -- not F-A-R-M. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1021 Sorry, I'll also need a signature from your vet. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1022 Well, suppositories are recommended but I see the problem. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1023 A sore throat could explain why you are a little horse. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1024 You trying to kick the habit? 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1025 The manufacturer does say one of the side effects is horseness. 1.3684 0.04829 133 89 39 5
1026 I need your actual date of birth. ‘Sagittarius, obviously’ isn’t specific enough. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1027 These work great if you have a sore throat and feel a little horse. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1028 I see you already know about the side effects. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1029 Hoarseness is the most common side effect. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1030 We give you a printout with COMMON side-effects. Yours, on the other hand... 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1031 You can stop worrying, pattern baldness is passed down through the mother. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1032 It's the best thing we have for the trots. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1033 These should control your urge to gallop when doors open. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1034 I understand you are feeling horse? 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
1035 Anything for pain in the pastern--right where it meets the fetlock? 1.3684 0.04829 133 89 39 5
1036 Thats right Mr. Jones, two in the morning and two more when you hit the hay... 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1037 Again, as I've said before, "Results may vary". 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1038 I thought you said your throat was hoarse! 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1039 That's a common myth. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1040 Avoid oats and alfalfa while taking this medication. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1041 It doesn't appear that you'll be saddled with a huge co-pay... 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1042 Thanks for vising the farmacy. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1043 Without insurance you’ll have to pony up for this prescription. 1.3684 0.05171 133 94 30 9
1044 Do you have anything for a relentless, lower back ache? 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1045 These doctors need to start typing up their prescriptions- I was supposed to be prescribed Eliquis! 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1046 The add says 10% discount for SENIORS, not centaurs! 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1047 I can see that, but you still have to pony up for the co-pay. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1048 Of course it's like swallowing a horse pill. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1049 Take two daily with a bag of oats 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1050 This will give you some giddyup. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1051 Now the pills are very large, but that shouldn't be a problem for you. Take them as directed, and you'll be back in the saddle again. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1052 And what exactly leads you to suspect hay fever? 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1053 To refill your prescription should I call your doctor or your veterinarian. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1054 Mane enhancement is not covered by your insurance. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1055 Yes, insurance only paid for half again. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1056 Take one twice a day with oats. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1057 So, you'd rather oral, not suppository? 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1058 Well, this medication should help you get back on your hooves in no time. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1059 There's a warning here about possible loss of equinimity. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1060 So,you're still a little hoarse? 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1061 Yes, excessive hair loss can be a side effect. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1062 Take twice a day with grass or hay. 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1063 I need to see your drivers license. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1064 Side effects? Only if you believe the myths. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1065 I was OK with was dry mouth and constipation, but metamorphosis was supposed to be extremely rare. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1066 The rest of the horse should be gone within a week. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1067 Why do you ask? 1.3684 0.05171 133 92 33 8
1068 Just know this hay fever med can cause the trots. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
1069 No galloping for two weeks. And go easy on the sugar cubes. 1.3684 0.05060 133 91 35 7
1070 This is a sure fire cure for baldness. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1071 If your erection lasts more than four hours...call your veterinarian." 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
1072 Well, you could get it cheaper from a veterinarian. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1073 There's nothing you can take for being a horse's ass. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1074 Take the recommended horse dosage and halve it. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
1075 Believe it or not, I'm the only one who has that prescription 1.3657 0.05029 134 94 32 8
1076 Feeling hoarse, are we? 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1077 You can cut the horse pills in half. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1078 I see you are suffering from Horse's Ass Disease. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1079 Hoof and mouth disease, Mr. Smith? 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1080 Do you have anything to treat the trots? 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1081 Hayfever again, eh, Walter? 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1082 It's good to hear you're in stable condition. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1083 Well, the label does say that this drug may cause hoarseness. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
1084 You right, it isn’t one of the listed side affects. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1085 No I don't mean really big pills, I need actual horse pills! 1.3615 0.05569 130 94 25 11
1086 Do you have anything for a thinning mane? 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1087 Please speak up, sir, you're a little hoarse. 1.3615 0.04884 130 88 37 5
1088 If it helped me get to sleep, I wouldn't mind the side effects either. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1089 This should take care of that nagging Charley horse. 1.3615 0.05461 130 93 27 10
1090 What’s really strange, Mr. Mackenzie, is that hair loss isn’t even listed as a side effect. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1091 Why do you assume it's hoof and mouth? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1092 Stay away from rodeos and don't touch your face with your hooves. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1093 I can't read your veterinarian's handwriting, Mr. Ed. 1.3615 0.05123 130 90 33 7
1094 Yes sir, I gave you the right medicine this time! 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1095 How, on earth, may I help you? 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
1096 I'm a bit hoarse. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1097 Well...It's not on the official list of side effects. 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1098 This will work on everything from headache to hoof and mouth. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
1099 Would you mind giving me a ride home? 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1100 Take one from your doctor in the morning and one from the Vet before bed. 1.3594 0.05735 128 94 22 12
1101 I don't believe we have anything for that. 1.3594 0.05735 128 94 22 12
1102 Oats? Aisle three. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1103 This’ll fix the hitch in your giddy up. 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
1104 'You're right, that wasn't on the listed side effects' 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
1105 The veterinary policy has better coverage. 1.3594 0.05171 128 91 29 8
1106 You'll find the poop bags in the centaur aisle. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1107 I'm sorry sir, but we're sold out of hoof sanitizer too. 1.3594 0.05946 128 96 18 14
1108 I wish to report a side effect they missed with this medication. 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
1109 Yes, it does say it can cause hoarseness. Why do you ask? 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1110 As a side effect you may temporarily become a naiad. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1111 But sir, you were offered a consultation with the pharmacist before taking the horse pill. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1112 I get that you are not a unicorn but this is the best I can do 1.3594 0.05051 128 88 34 6
1113 No, Sir. I did not call the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1114 P-H-A-R-M-A-C-Y not F-A-R-M-A-C-Y! 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1115 Let's go over the possible side effects of your hair loss prescription. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1116 So you say you woke up feeling a little horse this morning? 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1117 Are you sure you want to keep going with this prescription? 1.3594 0.05289 128 90 30 8
1118 Just remember, you'll need to get your urine tested before Monday's opening bell 1.3594 0.05735 128 94 22 12
1119 No, you can't use the stall in the men's room. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1120 Hey! Are you the guy from Narnia? 1.3594 0.05735 128 94 22 12
1121 When you say you’re feeling a little horse, can you be more specific? 1.3594 0.05735 128 94 22 12
1122 Take 1 per day and limit your intake of oats. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1123 Now, you need to be careful,because this may disqualify you from the Kentucky Derby. 1.3588 0.05205 131 92 31 8
1124 It's not covered by Medicare, but you can use your pet insurance. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
1125 I recommend the Centaurum Silver. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1126 Take these, too. There's been an outbreak of hoof and mouth. 1.3571 0.05797 126 95 18 13
1127 I read all the side effects possible and saw nothing about becoming a horse's ass. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1128 Yeah, you’re probably going to have to get someone to help with these suppositories. 1.3571 0.05797 126 93 21 12
1129 The supplements claimed to make me a stud, but... ummm... 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1130 I thought you meant my voice would get hoarse... 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1131 Take these with hay if they upset your stomach. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1132 Remember to always take with feed. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1133 Look at it from the bright side.There IS more hair on you... 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1134 Now, some people have trouble swallowing these horse pills. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1135 Your side effects may include headache, nausea, sore throat, and horseness. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
1136 Well I'll certainly be reading the side effect warnings more closely after this 1.3571 0.04972 126 86 35 5
1137 OK. You do have shoes. But 'No Pants, No Service'. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1138 I hear your condition is stable. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
1139 Technically, it’s a blind study but with this pronounced side effect, it’s pretty obvious that you are not in the placebo group. 1.3571 0.05797 126 93 21 12
1140 This should take care of your erectile dysfunction, but I'm not sure that's your biggest problem with sex. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1141 'Administer daily in a piece of apple. If no results in one week, shoot patient'. Would you like to speak with the pharmacist? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1142 “Looks like there's a rider on your policy.” 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
1143 This medicine should eliminate the trots. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1144 Stomp once if you want to speak to a pharmacist, twice if you want to set up an automatic refill. 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
1145 Take it with a bag of oats twice daily. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
1146 The good news is there is no copay under your veterinary insurance. The bad news is these horse pills are enormous. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1147 Sooner or later, the Olmpics' drug testing protocol is going to catch this. 1.3571 0.04842 126 87 34 5
1148 ….no, but I do have some apples here. 1.3571 0.05341 126 89 29 8
1149 Sir, there is no such side effect as becoming a horse of a different color. 1.3571 0.05797 126 93 21 12
1150 Well, it says right here the medication could make you a little hoarse. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1151 I suppose you want something for your back problem? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1152 Side effects may include headache, drowsiness, and immortality. 1.3571 0.04972 126 86 35 5
1153 Sorry, but “horse pill” is just a figure of speech. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1154 Side effects include fetlock fungus, withering withers and sleep trotting. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
1155 Well, it could be worse. You still have your head. 1.3571 0.05098 126 87 33 6
1156 They are just going to shoot you, you know. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
1157 At your age I'd recommend Centaurum Silver. 1.3548 0.05017 124 85 34 5
1158 It happens to a lot of Centaurs your age. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1159 I suppose Trojans are your best bet. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1160 I' don't think it's the drug making you pee like a race horse. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1161 I think you gave me the wrong pills. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1162 I don’t EVEN want to know. 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
1163 We call it diarrhea, sir, not the trots. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1164 We don't have anything yet for Covfefe 19. 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
1165 Do you have anything for getting rid of a horse's ass? 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
1166 They’re disputing this is a pre-existing condition. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1167 Excuse me sir, the dosage on this prescription is enough to kill a.....oh sorry! 1.3548 0.05861 124 92 20 12
1168 The bottle says that if you remain a stallion for more than four hours, contact your doctor. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1169 These will help with your blood pressure, but you'll need to cool it with the salt lick. 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1170 It behooves you to take this exactly as directed. 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1171 I’m picking up a prescription for Hoof and Mouth Disease! 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1172 We don't see a lot of hoof and mouth. 1.3548 0.05395 124 88 28 8
1173 Swallow with plenty of water. If successful, you may have a carrot. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
1174 No sir. We don't have any half-ass drugs. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1175 This brand is high in palamino acids. 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
1176 No, the hair loss medication shouldn't affect your tail. 1.3548 0.04884 124 84 36 4
1177 You may find it difficult to swallow these pills 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1178 Take one tablet twice a day and you'll be peeing like a racehorse. 1.3529 0.07186 68 48 16 4
1179 Sorry sir, drinks are not allowed in the store. 1.3529 0.07486 68 49 14 5
1180 Take two per day with plenty of hay. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1181 I've been feeling a bit hoarse. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1182 This should help clear up your case of the trots.... 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1183 Do you have anything for the galloping pneumonia? 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1184 And no dressage for six weeks. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1185 I thought you said '...a little hoarse.' 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1186 Something for jock itch, please. And with an extra long application tip 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1187 I’m sorry — it doesn’t look like hoof and mouth disease is covered by your insurance. 1.3525 0.05063 122 84 33 5
1188 Well. The side effects are pretty obvious, aren't they? 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1189 Technically, that's more of a rear effect. 1.3525 0.05063 122 84 33 5
1190 The last guy came in here half-assed 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1191 Use liniment on the bottom and minoxidil on the top. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1192 It's for galloping pneumonia. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1193 No it says 2 every 4 hours not 4 every 2 hours. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1194 Unfortunately, Viagra is ineffective for geldings. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1195 This is for congestion, your vet has to explain the one for your stomach. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1196 After four hours, you were supposed to call your doctor. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1197 You can take this with either food or hay. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1198 I don't think I should have to explain myself. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1199 You may have the urge to trot and canter. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1200 ...and don't let anyone ride you for at least two weeks. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1201 I can read the possible side effects to you again if you like. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1202 If you read the small print you will see that is one of the side effects. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1203 I warned you that it might make you a little horse. You heard it how you wanted to. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1204 Boy,they weren't kidding about the side effects. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1205 Stop taking these if you get the trots. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1206 I'll need your primary vet as well. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1207 This medication has been known to make some users a little horse. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1208 I suggest you take these with a bucket of water. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1209 They're saying your odds are 5 to 1. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1210 Let me call the vet to confirm 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1211 People think I’m a centrist, but I’m actually left of centaur and I support Medicare for all. 1.3525 0.05063 122 84 33 5
1212 No shorts, no shoes, no service. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1213 I believe we gave you horse pills by mistake. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1214 It says here that liniment side effects can include becoming an accountant. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1215 It's not our fault you didn't read the list of possible side effects. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1216 Yes sir, only in suppository. 1.3525 0.05063 122 84 33 5
1217 I wish I could help, but these only come in suppositories. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1218 Ah, here's the problem. You took Roangaine. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1219 You should have read the label. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1220 I'm sorry sir. No shirt,no shoes,no service. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1221 You took how many Centaurum for Men? 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1222 I carry only one of the meds. The other one you have to get from a vet pharmacy. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1223 I'm sorry sir. Your insurance only covers half of your prescription. 1.3525 0.04928 122 85 32 5
1224 You said the medication would turn me into a stallion, but this is ridiculous 1.3525 0.06039 122 92 17 13
1225 I see you were undaunted by the disclaimers on this medication. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1226 You have to take this with 4 ounces of hay. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1227 Who ordered this prescription, your doctor or your vet? 1.3525 0.05926 122 91 19 12
1228 I'm sorry, but your insurance won't be able to cover the back end of the cost. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1229 Sorry, we don't carry Trojans for horses. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1230 My insurance thinks I can be taken for a ride. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1231 I just think you need to print the side effects a little bigger. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1232 Sorry, we are out of Purel. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1233 Please don't pound your hoof, just say "five". 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1234 Dizziness, vomiting...gelding. 1.3525 0.06039 122 92 17 13
1235 I'm sorry. This needs to be co-signed by your vet. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1236 Nice try! So far the best trick to get a Ketamine dose I have ever seen 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1237 Why yes Mr. Post, the Equine Flu is going around. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1238 My throat is scratchy and I feel a little horse. 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1239 Sir, the side effects are clearly spelled out. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1240 Granted, it is more of a lower half effect, but the warning was clear. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1241 Something for large flies? 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1242 I'm sorry, but we can't accept free rides as a co-pay. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1243 No, we haven't seen this side effect before. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1244 No one ever listens. You can’t take those pills on an empty stomach. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1245 Something Quixotic? 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1246 we're going to need an approval from your doctor AND your veterinarian 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1247 You did ask for something that would turn you into a stallion. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1248 Possible side effects are.... You know what? Never mind. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1249 Something to restore my mane please. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1250 Remember, no alfalfa for the next 10 days. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1251 Side effects may include grazing and galloping. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1252 It’s absolutely undetectable— you’re good to go in the fourth at Belmont. 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1253 Anything for the cure of a horse's ass? 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1254 I know the sign says “No shoes, No shirts, No service”, but it’s kind of implied to bring pants. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1255 I have that in oral or suppository, which do you prefer? 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1256 These should help get you off your high horse, Mr. Jones. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1257 It may cause flared nostrils. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1258 Yes, those indeed were horse pills. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
1259 Yes, Centaur Silver is on isle three. 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1260 Other possible side effects may include unicorn horn and mermaid tail. 1.3525 0.05811 122 90 21 11
1261 What do you have for athlete's hoof? 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
1262 This will help with your back pain, but what would help more is to scrap your ride-sharing gig. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
1263 I took the medicine you gave me for being hoarse, now I have the trots. 1.3500 0.05755 120 88 22 10
1264 This should reduce pain as you complete the transition, Mr. Ed. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1265 Take these with some apples and hay. 1.3500 0.06109 120 91 16 13
1266 Your vet will need to fill the other half. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1267 And I'm telling you we did not give you horse pills. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1268 These might make you feel a bit jumpy 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1269 Those male enhancement pills are more effective than I thought. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1270 Can you help me?I’ve been horse all week 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1271 You know, sir, this pharmacy does have prescription delivery service. No need to hoof it here. 1.3500 0.04125 120 84 33 3
1272 Broncoronavirus? 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1273 It says "one for a man, two for a horse." What do you think? 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1274 Take two of these before galloping off into the sunset. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1275 Well, sir, we’ve never seen a side effect quite like that before. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1276 It says: Symptoms may vary 1.3500 0.04972 120 82 34 4
1277 Take as directed or you could get the trots. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1278 Sorry sir, the men's room has been having plumbing issues...but there are plenty of good spots down the road. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
1279 No, use of this drug is not allowed on the day of the race." 1.3500 0.05179 120 86 27 7
1280 Do not drive, operate heavy machinery, or steeplechase when taking this medication. 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
1281 I'm sorry, your plan doesn't cover pre-existing conditions. 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1282 By the way, what do you recommend for hay fever? 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1283 And you’re sure you don’t have any questions about how suppositories work? 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
1284 Please pardon the expression sir, I meant no disrespect – you see, the pills are very large in nature. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1285 This one’s good if you’re feeling a little hoarse 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1286 Now, do you have questions about posible side effects? 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1287 There may be side effects. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1288 This will help with the trots. 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
1289 Best taken 2 - 3 hours before grazing. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1290 Take two of these a day and you'll feel less horse. 1.3475 0.05694 118 86 23 9
1291 This will stop bartenders from asking "why the long face?" 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1292 Sorry, no shoes, no service! 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1293 Trust me, they'll go down way easier than most everything else you'll be asked to swallow between now and November. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1294 Every time I come here it feels like I'm the centaur of attention. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1295 This should be enough to get you through the parade. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
1296 Any symptoms other than the coughing? 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1297 You can take it with or without oats. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1298 Twice a day for a week, and then call your doctor if hoarseness persists. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1299 Sir, I clearly the explained the side effects the first time I filled this prescription. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1300 It's a suppository. How long are your arms? 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1301 Yes, this could make your heart race. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1302 I'll need 4 pairs of Dr. Scholl's insoles 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1303 I warned you of the possible side-effects. 1.3448 0.05064 116 80 32 4
1304 I know you want to win sir, but these drugs are still banned by the IOC. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1305 If you take these seventy-two hours before a big race, and they give you a blood test, you will be disqualified. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1306 And this will definitely cure my big issue, with hair loss? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1307 But I'm actually really enjoying the side effects. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1308 You say you're the Centaur from Disease Control? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1309 I hope you have help... it‘S a suppository 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1310 Listen, you didn't hear it from me, but you can get this a lot cheaper in Narnia. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1311 No, no. I said, “sublingually.” 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1312 Which pill’s for the foot and which one’s for the mouth? 1.3448 0.05885 116 86 20 10
1313 It’s for my ass. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1314 Anything for an equine infection? 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1315 We don't sell viagra to centaurs. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1316 Give it a week, and you should be able to eliminate the clean up crew following you around. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1317 Any other side effects? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1318 "My doctor and my veterinarian can't agree on these pills. What do you suggest?" 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1319 I wanted to be hung like a horse, not turn into one. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1320 One throat lozenge. My voice is very horse. 1.3448 0.05064 116 80 32 4
1321 Sir I don't see the problem, you are already hung like a horse. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1322 You’re right. The prescription would be cheaper if you were 100% horse. 1.3448 0.05885 116 86 20 10
1323 "Side effects? You're worried about side effects?" 1.3448 0.05885 116 86 20 10
1324 That’s $18.50 for the statin and $6.00 for the cleanup on aisle 7. 1.3448 0.05885 116 86 20 10
1325 and not only will this get you over your hay fever but you'll probably start eating like a horse 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1326 While you’re on this medication, you should not drink alcohol, operate heavy machinery, or run any races” 1.3448 0.04914 116 79 34 3
1327 Well, it says right here: “May cause you to sound like an ass, and in extreme cases, such as mixing alcohol with social media, becoming one.” 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1328 No, I specifically NEED the horse pills... 1.3448 0.05421 116 85 23 8
1329 I don’t want to discuss it, but I still take all medications orally. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1330 Please go over the side effects very, very carefully. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1331 It is implied that "no shirt no shoes no service" includes pants. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1332 Sorry Sir, but the bad news is one of the side effects of your medication is that you could become a horses ass. The good news is you won't be alone in this world. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
1333 My wife said I’m half the man I used to be. Do you have anything for that? 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1334 Sorry, no more refills on that one until mating season. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1335 It's a co-pay -- half for you, half for the horse. 1.3448 0.05064 116 80 32 4
1336 What kind of side effects? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1337 Well, it seems to me you're more than a little horse. 1.3448 0.04260 116 88 23 5
1338 Yes, these blue pills should improve your giddy up 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1339 That's four pills twice a day. C'mon boy, let's see you count. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1340 I was merely referring to the size of the pill 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1341 A lot of people have been coming in with hoarse throats. But yours was the easiest to figure out! 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1342 The list of side effects is not necessarily exhaustive. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1343 I know you say you need this, but it really has to come from the horse’s mouth. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1344 Take one pill three times a day with hay. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1345 I see you’re already aware of the side affects 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1346 Take two of these with hay. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1347 While using this medication, avoid grapefruit juice . . . and alfalfa. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1348 Well you do sound a little horse. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1349 Take two of these three times a day with a bucket of oats 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1350 One dose and you’ll be off to the races. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1351 I'm sorry, but only your top half is covered. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1352 Oh, nothing. This is just the first prescription for “Athlete’s Hoof” I’ve ever seen. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1353 Be careful with the dosage. There's enough medication here to kill an entire horse. 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1354 Sir, we are still waiting to get a call back from your veterinarian. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1355 If you notice any side effect, consult with your physician... or vet. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1356 It HAS been almost 4 hours. 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1357 Do you also want a consultation with the on-duty veterinarian? 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
1358 Is my hoof and mouth disease meds ready? 1.3445 0.05124 119 83 31 5
1359 Do you have anything for the clop? 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
1360 Your other prescription is at the Vet's clinic . 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1361 I'm sorry. I thought you wanted something for your hoarseness. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1362 Talk to your doctor if this is your first rodeo 1.3433 0.07535 67 49 13 5
1363 I'd suggest nothing faster than a trot for two weeks. 1.3421 0.04717 114 82 28 4
1364 Believe it or not, I really can't swallow horse pills. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1365 Do you have anything for the trots? 1.3421 0.05953 114 85 19 10
1366 It's a pre-existing condition. 1.3421 0.05112 114 79 31 4
1367 It’ll take care of your erectile disfunction. Hot to trot is another thing entirely. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1368 I threw in some throat lozenges because when you called and said that you were a little horse, well I just assumed..." 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1369 Take this twice a day for horseness. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1370 I don’t know if that counts as a pre-existing condition 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1371 No, these won't change your personality. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1372 Side effects include restless leg syndrome. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1373 This should clear up your hay fever. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1374 Can I get half off? 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1375 Sorry, this only comes as a suppository. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1376 I see you have a bad case of the trots. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1377 Its a suppository sir, but I think you'll need a stable hand to insert it. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1378 ...and no bacchanalia for at least two weeks. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1379 I'm sure the glue on the label is synthetic. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1380 It's great for cholesterol, and the only known side effect is equine distemper. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1381 My tail’s fine. Do you have something for my mane? 1.3421 0.05112 114 79 31 4
1382 Go ahead, turn yourself into a giraffe. We'll still make the counter higher than you. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1383 This is the one but you will need a veterinarian to sign off on it as well. 1.3421 0.04957 114 78 33 3
1384 This should help relieve your hay fever but it may give you the trots. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1385 Side effects include, ‘Can be led to water, but can’t be made to drink’. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1386 I understand you're a little hoarse. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1387 He said 'healthy as a horse'? Yeah, this should help. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1388 The label clearly states there might be some side effects. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1389 I believe those penis enlargement pills I picked up my have had a slight side effect... 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1390 So, you’ve got the trots... 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1391 I'm guessing you already know about the side effects of this drug? 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1392 No, it's the regular dose of Viagra. 1.3415 0.05753 123 92 20 11
1393 The head pharmacist said we can offer you a full refund. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1394 Sorry, but Centaurism was clearly listed as a potential side-effect righ after nausea and hair loss. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1395 Did you say the centaur for disease control? 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1396 No sir, there is no cure for being an ass. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1397 Yes, that’s a known side effect, but our system shows that you declined counseling. 1.3391 0.04923 115 79 33 3
1398 I know you wanted to save money but you never know what's in those pills when you buy them from Mexico 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1399 Nope, not a listed side effect . 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1400 Whinny all you want, but there’s a $15 co-pay. 1.3391 0.04923 115 79 33 3
1401 I'm not sure I can get this refilled in time for the Derby. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1402 Yes, hallucinations are a side effect. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1403 I understand, sir, but it says right here: side effects may include dry mouth, nausea and horseness. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1404 No, that side effect is not listed... 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1405 Oh, and these may end up giving you the trots. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1406 Do you have any pre-existing medical conditions? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1407 No sir, it just says this medicine is recommended to cure hoarseness. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1408 Take two with food. They might make you a little jumpy. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1409 What do you suggest for a charlie horse 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1410 I'm not sure what to tell you -- this dose is strong enough to kill a horse." 1.3391 0.04923 115 79 33 3
1411 I'm afraid this Rx will not reverse the spell that made you into a Centaur. Try to find the Princess that kissed you as a frog! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1412 And then she called me a ‘horse’s ass’ and boom. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1413 I presume you are already familiar with the potential side effects. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1414 No sir, I cannot guarantee it will only grow the hair on your head. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1415 Has it lasted longer than four hours? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1416 I’m sorry, but your half assed drug insurance won’t cover this prescription. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1417 My wife has asked me to stop getting suppositories 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1418 I am sorry, sir. The insurance covered only 50% of the prescription cost. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1419 It won't reverse the condition, but you'll definitely win the race. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1420 I'm surprised a stud like you needs these. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1421 You may need a hand with the suppositories. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1422 My doctor called in a prescription for Equine encephalitis. 1.3362 0.04889 116 88 22 6
1423 I'm guessing hoof and mouth disease. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1424 You were supposed to use the drive-up window. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1425 Sorry, that was insensitive of me. Please forget what I said about hay fever. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1426 I understand the practical problem, but only your doctor can change it from suppository to oral. 1.3362 0.05040 116 81 31 4
1427 Horse pills? I recommend half the dosage. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1428 Do I look like I am worried about the side effects! 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1429 Well, it was listed as a side effect. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1430 I'm sorry, we're out of hoof sanitizer. 1.3333 0.05328 111 81 24 6
1431 Stop taking if you experience a gallop lasting more than four hours. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1432 These need to be taken with straw. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1433 No more Viagra for you, Stud. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1434 Are you sure you gave me the right medicine yesterday? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1435 Feel free to amble around the store while I fill this." 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1436 So, tell me your pick in the Derby. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1437 Side effects are buck teeth and a mane 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1438 Just hay, oats and water with these. No lasix, bute, or any other PEDs. And wear blinkers. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1439 You can safely take these and still run in the Kentucky Derby. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1440 I have a prescription from your doctor but I still need one from your veterinarian. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1441 Now this medication has to be taken anally, so you may need some help. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1442 Centaur Silver please. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1443 Are you sure you don't want the veterinarian pharmacy a few furlongs down the street? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1444 You should have a full head of hair in no time. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1445 And take these if you’re feeling a little hoarse. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1446 This is the the Health Center. You're looking for the Health Centaur. Happens all the time. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
1447 So Voldemort did this to you? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1448 Your veterinarian has to cosign this prescription. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1449 Your voice sounds fine to me. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1450 Do I take it with oats? 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1451 Careful, this drug can have an hallucinatory effect. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1452 You might have some trouble swallowing these." 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1453 ...and be sure to wait at least two hours before any dressage. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1454 I've been really depressed since they told me I was lame. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1455 Sounds like a case of the trots. 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1456 Oh, gosh no. Just a little hay fever. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1457 You should've read the list of side effects. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1458 This may make you drowsy, so don't pull any heavy equipment. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1459 Take one when you wake up in the morning and one before feeding time 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1460 I can't fill this. It's from your vet, not your doctor. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1461 I need to tell you that these pills should be taken with a lot of water, but I know you'll do whatever you want. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1462 Just here for a refill, actually. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1463 Unfortunately, there really is no quick fix to being a horse's ass. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1464 This medication has only been animal-tested but the FDA hasn't approved it for humans. So you've gotta ask yourself: do I feel lucky? 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1465 My apologies, sir. This dosage is for Minotaurs. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1466 I’m feeling a little horse. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1467 Look, it's just a suppository. You're a politician with a long reach, right? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1468 I'm sure sorry. When the side effects said, "May cause patient to become a little horse," I thought... 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1469 These should clear up your case of the trots." 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1470 My wife tells me I am a horses ass! Do you have a medication for that? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1471 You say it started as a boil on your ass? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1472 It's for a different kind of dysfunction. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1473 You say you're feeling a little horse? 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1474 Well, the side effects did say you might feel a little horse. I guess it wasn't a typo. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1475 I'm afraid this is the only one not on the equestrian sport banned substances list. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1476 Yes, it is a hard pill to swallow. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1477 Yes. Alfalfa supplements are loaded with vitamin K and may lower your cholesterol. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1478 Don’t take this the wrong way, but one of the side effects is “peeing like a racehorse.” 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1479 These will get you more stable, but you'll still be a little horse. 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1480 I feel like a horses ass for not asking you last time I picked up this prescription, so tell me now “Are there any known side effects from this medication?” 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1481 Just take two of these with oats before bedtime and keep it to an easy gallop for the next week. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1482 Any questions about your hay fever medication? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1483 3 pills twice daily, and you'll be under the saddle again in no time... 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1484 When I switched parties I didn’t anticipate this happening 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1485 It says it should help with your hoarseness, but nothing about the spontaneous snorting. 1.3271 0.04929 107 79 23 5
1486 I think we'll change the script to oral administration. 1.3271 0.05274 107 76 27 4
1487 Take this and you'll be the centaur of attention." 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1488 we best report this to the FDA" 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1489 there are some side effects 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1490 Insurance only covers 60 percent. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1491 Further this one will protect you from growing wings. 1.3271 0.05274 107 78 24 5
1492 I need something for a hoarse throat. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1493 You'll need some help administering since it's a suppository. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
1494 Yes, sir. A carriage does count as heavy machinery. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1495 It says you can't operate heavy machinery. Do you have someone to give you a ride? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1496 Now, I can give you these pills, but I can't make you take them. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1497 I think I'm at the tail end of this thing. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1498 Actually, it's my throat this time. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1499 These will be difficult to swallow 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1500 Two of these should restore your giddy-up and go 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1501 Date of birth, 620 BCE? 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1502 This is what your doctor prescribed for stable angina. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1503 Do any of your current medications have side effects? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1504 And be careful operating machinery. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1505 You should get this filled at Chewy. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1506 But the warning only read possible rash or shortness of breath. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1507 The same person who grooms your tail could help you with the suppositories. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1508 You'll have to go to the vet for the other prescription. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1509 Sir, this requires a sign off from your doctor AND your veterinarian. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1510 Some patients experience unexplained weight gain. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1511 These will help you sleep, but you'll remain standing. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1512 May cause dizziness. Take care when circling the paddock. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1513 Which HMO plan are you with? Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1514 Well it does say some side effects may occur. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1515 So...this should take care of the hay fever! 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1516 And the second half of your prescription is ready for you at the vet. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1517 Yes, but unlike you, Mr. Steed, the insurance policy is useless without the rider." 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1518 Your meds did say there was the possibility of a side-effect. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1519 These lozenges should help your horseness. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1520 There seems to have been a mixup with your quinine pill refills. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1521 You don't think I'd get off of my high horse if I could? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1522 Let's try a different prescription this time 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1523 So you're feeling a little different than usual? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1524 I can help with the cough, but not the hoarse voice. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1525 I can never swallow those horse pills. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1526 I am afraid we don't carry that prescription here. Have you tried Petco? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1527 A long tube of Preparation H please. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1528 Sir, this prescription is for a hoarse throat, not a horse body. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1529 It was smart to choose this over a shot. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1530 Apparently the side effects did cause you to be a little horse. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1531 Look, you're gonna need prior approval from your veterinarian if you want me to up the dosage 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1532 I did not call YOU a horse's ass. But sir, these ARE suppositories. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1533 I warned you about horsing around with the dosage . 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1534 Do you prefer the horse pill or regular size? 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1535 So, no side effects you say? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1536 Well, hoarseness is a common side-effect. But what you're experiencing is far more rare. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1537 Take two now and call your vet in the morning. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1538 No, I’m sorry. That isn’t listed as one the of side effects. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1539 I'll be honest, I have no idea what your dosage should be. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1540 I am sorry, you’re insurance will not cover an act of God or an act of gods 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1541 I am allowed to treat the head cold, but not the athlete's foot. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1542 Side effect? Looks like a pre-existing condition to me. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1543 Last week you gave me horse pills and I'd like a refund. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1544 This will help keep your coat shiny. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1545 This may give your urine a grassy odor. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1546 Wash your hands frequently and stay away from Santa Anita. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1547 Insurance will only authorize half of the prescribed amount. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1548 Ha, like I've never heard the 'I'm a little hoarse' joke before... 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1549 Yours is the most advanced case of hoof and mouth disease I've seen yet. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1550 Sorry, your insurance doesn’t include pre existing conditions. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1551 Can I drink alcohol on this medication? 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1552 No, there are no other known side effects. Why do you ask? 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1553 I was skeptical at first too, but medicare for all really meant all! 1.3238 0.04972 105 73 30 2
1554 Well, sir, we did offer a pharmacist to talk to you about the side effects. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1555 In no time at all, you'll be feeling your oats 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1556 My friend, the centaur, suggested I see you. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1557 Of course it's a horse pill, what did you expect? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1558 Apparently we need to go over side effects. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1559 One from your vet and one from your shrink. 1.3238 0.06274 105 81 14 10
1560 Take two with hay every 4 hours. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1561 It’s Hydracodone. Tell Dionysius: no wine for you. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1562 I don't have a cold. I'm just a little hoarse. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1563 Asking for a friend..... 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1564 Lets see....here it is...half-ass pills for Mr. Nice. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1565 Fortunately, your prescription comes in the dual species variety. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1566 This will handle your tinnitus, but you'll have to see a vet about the restless leg syndrome. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1567 The veterinarian's office is the next door down, sir 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1568 This will be very effective for you. Not only will it treat your sore throat, but a side effect is to put a beautiful sheen on you coat. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1569 Nope, no on has natural immunity to equine encephalitis. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1570 If this does not reduce the urge to nicker, call your doctor immediately. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1571 It's not one of the side effects listed here... 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1572 Side effects may include a hitch in your giddyup. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1573 Yes these will return you to normal, but no you can not keep the "horse hung" part. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1574 As I mentioned, baldness is a side effect. 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1575 Put two of these in an apple every morning until they are all gone. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1576 I heard hooves and thought zebra. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1577 Yes that is a side effect. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
1578 One side effect is that it may feel like your heart is galloping 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1579 Marcy, price check on Trojans. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1580 Yes. a side effect of medication for equine fever is your head looks human. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1581 Most patients tolerate the side effects with equine-imity. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1582 This isn't a side effect I anticipated. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1583 OK I’ll fill your Rx — but you must clean up that mess you left in aisle four. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1584 Sorry, did I forget to mention the side effects? 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1585 I thought you said this stuff would grow hair. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1586 I think you gave me equine vitamins by mistake. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
1587 Actually sir, these ARE horse pills. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1588 This probably won’t come as a surprise, but your insurance only covers half. 1.3238 0.04784 105 72 32 1
1589 Until we can restock hoof wipes, limit your interactions to fetlock bumps. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1590 Sir, it clearly states on the label that the most common side effect is temporary hoarseness. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1591 Please, these are nothing. You should see our gorilla pills. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1592 Sorry, we are out of hoarse lozenges. 1.3214 0.03032 112 87 22 3
1593 This will get rid of your anxiety swings, but it won't do anything about your feeling like a horse's ass. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1594 I'm sorry but that's all your vet prescribed 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1595 I'm sorry sir. This prescription needs to be signed by both your physician AND your vet. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1596 I'm here to pick-up my prescription for hoof and mouth disease. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1597 It's clearly stated as a possible side affect on the product label. No one ever reads them 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1598 Just say they are large. 'Hoarse pills' is an offensive term. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1599 Take 2 a day, and if you have any problems call a vet. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1600 You know, you might be able to get this cheaper at the feed store. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1601 It's fine, I'm just saying it wasn't listed as a potential side effect. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1602 Your best bet’s that Farmacy in Louisville. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1603 Got anything for a hoarse throat ? 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1604 These should be taken while grazing. 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1605 I've been a little hoarse lately. 1.3204 0.04620 103 78 22 3
1606 You understand this is a suppository, right? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1607 The label said the side effects include "feeling a little horse." I suppose I should have been more clear over the phone. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1608 I can fill the first part but you will have to get the rest from the vets. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1609 I don’t care what your vet says. 1.3204 0.05202 103 78 19 6
1610 It's considerably less expensive if you buy it from your vet. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1611 I’m sorry, but we no longer carry Sloan’s Liniment. You might check the Feed Store down the street. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1612 Yes, it is contagious! Back up and quarantine yourself in the barn. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1613 And if you have any adverse reactions, contact your vet immediately. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1614 Just give me a minotaur two. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1615 This prescription isn't covered so you'll have to pony up the difference. 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1616 Stamp your hoof to tell me how old you are. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1617 Centrum for Centaurs is in aisle three. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1618 I truly am sorry about the long wait, but you don’t have to be a horse’s ass about it. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1619 Ah, yes, this has some backside effects. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1620 Part horse or not, you can't get Lasix without a prescription! 1.3204 0.04188 103 81 18 4
1621 Keep taking it orally but it may make you a little hoarse. 1.3204 0.05109 103 75 24 4
1622 I think we can skip the discussion about potential side effects this time. 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1623 Well the side effects could leave you a little hoarse but...wait a second you took these orally, right? 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1624 Well, it’s right here on the label, Sir, may cause horseness. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1625 Be sure to call your doctor right away if this gives you the trots. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1626 It does say one of the side effects is a bad case of the trots. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1627 This will keep the hoarseness out of your throat. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1628 Side effects are common.... I wouldn't worry about it. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1629 So, this is for when you’re hoarse, not when you’re horse. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1630 On the bright side, your quarantine has been lifted. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1631 Take the Lipitor twice daily and the blood thinner only on race days. 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1632 We make them smaller now , so you don't have to call them "horse pills". 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1633 Well, lets put it this way, if you win the Kentucky Derby you could probably afford the antidote. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1634 No, Sir, we call them horse pills because of their size. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1635 If you still feel the urge to gallop, reduce the dosage in half. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1636 On second thought, I don't think I will fill this Viagra prescription 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1637 So, your wife has saddle sores? 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1638 These pills ought to help with the horseness. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1639 Fine print or not, that is a listed side effect. 1.3204 0.06355 103 80 13 10
1640 Take two twice a day with plenty of hay. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1641 Does the medication for hemorrhoids come with a long handle? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1642 I’ll need a co-sign from your farrier. 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1643 This is the worse charlie horse I've ever experienced. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1644 Sorry, but looks like yours is the only pre-existing condition NOT covered under Obamacare 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1645 Actually, my throat is fine: it’s the rest of me that’s the problem. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1646 Yes, some of our patients complain that these look like horse pills, but I thought you wouldn't mind. 1.3204 0.05015 103 72 29 2
1647 No, it goes in the problem end. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1648 There are several over-the-counter options if you're a little horse. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1649 It says right here, "Side effects include horseness". 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1650 If your erection lasts longer than four hours, please give me a call. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1651 I’m sorry sir, we can’t list all the side effects. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1652 Put one capsule in feedbag daily for your hoarseness 1.3204 0.04822 103 75 25 3
1653 Are you sure your doctor understood you correctly when you told him you were horse? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1654 Have you got this in a liquid? I can’t swallow these horse pills. 1.3204 0.05382 103 78 19 6
1655 You don't need a prescription for hoof-in-mouth disease, sir. I recommend that you just get out politics 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1656 This is good for a horse throat. 1.3204 0.06355 103 80 13 10
1657 Pardon my cough. I'm just a little horse. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1658 Do you have any more targeted to male pattern baldness? 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1659 Take the red one for your upper half, and the little blue pill for the rest of you. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1660 Centaurum silver—it’ll make a man out of you. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1661 I am sorry your insurance doesn't cover hoof and mouth disease. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1662 At least you don't have coronavirus! 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1663 We don't have anything smaller; it's the horse pills or nothing, I'm afraid. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1664 Okay...the horse tranquilizers make a lot more sense now.” 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1665 Sorry, I thought you said it was just your throat that was horse. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1666 I told you they might make you a little horse. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1667 Sorry, everything we have is on the shelf with the other condoms. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
1668 Technically you have athlete’s feet and yes that’s more expensive. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1669 Any side effects? No, why 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1670 Oh.....You said you were a little horse. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1671 How am I going to take an oatmeal bath when the oats are SO delicious? 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1672 Has my hoof and mouth vaccine arrived yet? 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1673 Sir, I can only help if you're feeling "hoarse", not "horse". 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1674 Is this the new “neigh”borhood pharmacy? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1675 It looks like your insurance only covers the human 1/2 of this medicine 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1676 I just called the C.D.C. for a recommendation. Got it from the horse's mouth. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1677 Please don't horse around 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1678 Well, that's the last time I refuse pharmacist counseling. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1679 Since you are over 50, Mr. Jones, you should be taking Centaurum Silver. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1680 This will lower your cholesterol. I can't do anything about the fact that you are a little hoarse. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1681 ...also, wilting withers and squaring of teeth. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1682 Sir, I think you'll find that our policy guarantees equal treatment, not equine treatment. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1683 Although rare, apparently that is one of the side effects. 1.3168 0.05060 101 73 25 3
1684 Your stallion days may be over, but these otta please the ol' grey mare 1.3168 0.05060 101 71 28 2
1685 This may tend to give you the trots. 1.3168 0.05346 101 77 18 6
1686 You have a hay allergy? Good luck with that. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1687 These are good for mane loss. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1688 Oh, stop horsing around ed! 1.3168 0.05252 101 74 23 4
1689 A dose of this stuff can put down a horse. It should definitely help with your insomnia. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1690 I don’t mind if it’s been tested on animals. 1.3168 0.05060 101 71 28 2
1691 Just tell the Minotaur he needs to get his own prescription. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1692 Sorry, I can’t tell if single payer is a myth. 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1693 This prescription requires dual approval. Your MD approved but I am waiting for a call from your veterinarian. 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1694 I’m sorry sir, but I did tell you that one of the side effects of this medication might be to make you a little horse. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1695 But the listed side effects do include 'hoarseness'" 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1696 On the other hand, you won’t be needing the athlete’s foot cream. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1697 Well. I don't see many pharmacists of color, but I certainly wouldn't call them "mythical." 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1698 Do you want the equine dosage? 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1699 You should probably ask your primary care physician about side effects. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1700 Hmm.. I see a prescription from your Dr, but not from your Vet 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1701 My better half has Hay Fever. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1702 Yes, its a pre-existing condition! 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1703 Oh no, sir, that's not how herd immunity works. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1704 Your insurance doesn't cover preexisting conditions. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1705 You might not be getting enough fiber. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1706 And please remember that the barn is not a suitable place to store your medications. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1707 All out of chewables. You want the horse pills or suppositories? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1708 Yes, the male enhancement drug does come with side effects, but we’ve had no complaints 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1709 On the plus side, it should cure your hay allergy. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1710 No sir, any side effects of this medication will be FAR less than the side effects you are experiencing now. 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1711 Yes, the generic name of your condition is “Charlie Horse.” 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1712 There's no pill for that condition but I'm told any associated stress is greatly eased by oats and carrots. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1713 Oh, your throat was a little hoarse, I see. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1714 Sir, As a health care professional I can assure you that your symptoms indicate something of much greater concern than a case of "the trots"! 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1715 I'm afraid not. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1716 My last prescription caused certain side effects. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1717 Just to clarify, is this for the Runs or Trots? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1718 Oh no, not those horse pills again. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1719 You wanted Medicare for All. It's here. 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
1720 It looks like you are starting your Democrat Conversion Therapy 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1721 Clearly you are more than a little horse! 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1722 Yeah, hay fever is a bit of a complicated issue for me. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1723 Like a stallion? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1724 Rub this on your man parts. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1725 And how did that make you feel?\\ I told you there were side effects. As it turns out, you have rear effects as well. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1726 "Well, there is a warning about driving." 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1727 Side effects can include sore throat and horseness. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1728 Take one with hay. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1729 Are you a Centauriun Card-holder? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1730 Sorry, sir, we don't have a pill for being a horse's ass 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1731 One side effect is that your throat may feel a bit hoarse 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1732 Yes, this should help with your hoof-and-mouth, but I’m sorry – no pants, no service. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1733 Well I'm just a pharmacy tech, but yes, I'd say this falls under "contact your doctor immediately." 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1734 You should’ve asked, sir. The generic tablet would’ve been good enough if you only wanted to perform like one.” 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1735 And remember a handful of sugar cubes make the medicine go down. 1.3137 0.05020 102 72 28 2
1736 Is there someone at home to help with a suppository? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1737 A little hoarse? This should help. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1738 the label says it will turn you into a stud in the bedroom 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1739 This should clear up the pain the neck, but you’ll need to see the vet for the pain in the ass. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1740 These should help your indigestion, but you're going to have to lay off the hay and oats. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1741 It's probably just a little hay fever. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1742 I hope you have a trusted friend . . . this medication only comes as a suppository 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1743 You're in luck. These capsules are only sized as horse pills. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1744 Well, yes, having the trots is one possible side effect. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1745 Viagra? Really? 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1746 Do you have something that helps when you feel like a horse's ass? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1747 Your insurance doesn't cover this. It's considered experimental. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1748 Take one tablet for indigestion. Take ten tablets for diarrhea. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1749 No, I haven’t watched ‘The Pharmacist’. Have you watched ‘Narnia’?” 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
1750 These suppositories are a pain in the ass. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1751 It’s rare, but it is one of the printed side effects. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1752 Rest for a week and strictly no galloping 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1753 Yes indeed, shouting can make you a little hoarse. However......... 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1754 Date of birth... A Sagittarius, huh? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1755 You were warned there were side effects, sir. Though this is the most extreme case of the trots I've ever seen. 1.3131 0.04900 99 73 23 3
1756 No hay for the next 48 hours. 1.3131 0.05206 99 73 22 4
1757 Sorry sir, this is only good for a hoarse throat. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1758 Mr. Centaur your stable medicine for hoof & mouth disease is ready. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1759 It’s spelled S-T-E-E-D-M-A-N. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1760 No horsing around at the counter, sir. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1761 If you hadn't refused the pharmacist consultation, you would've known this was a possible side-effect. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1762 Careful, these are hor...erm, they're large pills, so take with water. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1763 You have two prescriptions. One from the doctor and one from the vet. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1764 Yes, you can trot, just avoid galloping speeds. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1765 We don't get much call for centaurietis. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1766 Yes, we do buy from a newer vender... 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1767 Side effects may include the trots... 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1768 I have much more energy but the side effects have become a problem 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1769 Take with hay. 1.3131 0.05106 99 72 24 3
1770 I’m only a pharmacist. You need an anthropomorphist. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1771 The good news is it’s not a suppository. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1772 Well the side effects might give you the trots... 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1773 'Mostly hoarse you say.' 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1774 The recommended dose was two tablets daily but something tells me you’ve only taken half that. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1775 I'm sorry. I don't think we have any medicine for your particular bipolar condition. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1776 Yes sir, we double-checked. These pills treat the clop. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1777 My wife's forever riding my ass, too. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1778 I asked for medication to improve my gait not to change my way of life. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1779 As a trans-horse, I suggest you cancel all your "parade" activity since your bowel movements will now be large and uncontrolled. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1780 No, no, not satyriasis, centauriasis. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1781 Feeling a bit human. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1782 And avoid driving while taking this medication. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1783 It's right here on the list of common side effects... 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1784 Exactly, how horse are you? 1.3131 0.05400 99 74 20 5
1785 I don't see it on the list of side effects. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1786 It's best to take with your morning oats 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1787 Would it be possible to revisit our last conversation about side effects? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1788 Yes we fill veterinary prescriptions 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1789 Yes, there are certain side effects to that medication. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1790 Well, they're called 'horse pills' for a reason. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1791 These might help, but you’ll still be a horse’s ass. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1792 One pill, three times a day, with food and a bucket of water. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1793 We have a cream you could try 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1794 Sorry, you need to go to the Vet Administration. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1795 You've reached your deductible for doping. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1796 But I said these pills would turn you into a stallion. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1797 How long have you had the trots? 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1798 can you just put in my file that I have a problem with suppositories? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1799 So, your Md. suggests you take 2 capsules twice a day with a full glass of water, and, your DVM wants you to take 4 capsules twice a day with a full bag of oats. Any questions? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1800 Take one pill twice a day with hay. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1801 Well, do you want the pills that change all of you into a horse, or those that change all of you into a lame excuse for a man ! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1802 Let me guess: need something for the short face? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1803 Left your wallet at home again? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1804 Take two pills with each bucket of oats. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1805 Appears you’ll need assistance for the suppository. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1806 The doctor said to take two of these and call your vet in the morning. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1807 Side effects may include drowsiness, loss of appetite, and inability to go from canter to gallop. 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1808 is the veterinary generic cheaper? 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1809 Of course you are hoarse! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1810 Your co-pay is three bags of oats. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1811 Sir, the side effects were outlined completely in the information accompanying the prescription. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1812 I'm sorry, sir, but the hind effects are clearly spelled out in the pamphlet. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1813 Do you have medicine for hoarseness? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1814 Listen, your physician and veterinarian need to work together on this. It's the right medication but very much the wrong size pill. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1815 Prescription for Mr. Ed 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1816 Mr. Johnson, I can fill your proscription for your cholesterol medication, but you’ll have to go to your veterinarian for the other. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1817 I didn't say I had a scratchy voice- I said I had a horse throat! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1818 Yes, it's a weaker sort of Viagra. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1819 —yes, even the Magnum XL were too small. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1820 If taken of an empty stomach may result it dry hoofing. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1821 Sir, the carrots are on aisle 3. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1822 In summary, after calculating your co-pay and deductible: fuck you and the horse you rode in on. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1823 This should prevent more hair loss. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1824 I didn't mention the hair loss because it wasn't the most worrisome side effect! 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1825 It does say “Side effects include hoarseness.” 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1826 This is the best medication we have for hoof and mouth disease. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1827 Be sure to take three an hour before lining up at Pimlico. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1828 Take 2 pills a day after hay. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1829 I understand Sir, but that does not entitle you to a 50% discount. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1830 I stick the pill where? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1831 It’s just a myth that this will help you. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1832 Yeah, common misconception. I’m actually a Libra. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1833 Tap once for Keratin and twice for Rogaine. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1834 It's the Trump-enema, designed for a horse's ass. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1835 Just make sure to take this with Hay 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1836 Your insurance said it won’t cover species-reassignment hormones. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1837 The label does say you might become a little hoarse 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1838 We’re out of the tablet. It says here I can also fill as a suppository. 1.3131 0.05304 99 73 22 4
1839 Side effects are rare but you may get the trots. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1840 Take the one from your cardiologist with breakfast and the one from the vet with your evening oats. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1841 I take it your ‘horse sense’ told you there are side effects. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1842 Take one capsule twice a day for your hay fever symptoms. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1843 Liquid, please. I’ve decided to stop taking the horse pills. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1844 You know, you really don’t need these. You already are a stud. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1845 No pants, no prescriptions. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1846 Sorry- the other half of your prescription is at the vet. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1847 Here's your refill. Paw the ground twice if you understand the medical side effects." 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1848 I'm sorry Mr. Steeplechase, but I don't find that as a side effect of any of your medications. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1849 Some patients have even reported growing human legs. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1850 I’m afraid the vet hasn’t called it in 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1851 Sorry, no cure. Try writing "I'm a stud" on your dating app. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1852 Do I forward the refill request to your PCP or your Vet? 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1853 May cause drowsiness. Careful when trotting. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1854 ``Remember, put something in your stomach, perhaps an apple or carrot, before ingesting.'' 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1855 This particular side effect makes you more than just a horse’s ass. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1856 Why the long...oh, never mind. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1857 Says here to store in a cool, dark place and keep out of foal's reach. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1858 Well you should have read the side effects all the way to the end. 1.3131 0.04900 99 69 29 1
1859 Fine, I understand I can’t make you take them with water. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1860 Is my prescription ready? I'm running slow! 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1861 I’m here for my horse pills. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1862 This medicine might give you the trots 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1863 What brand of contraceptives do you carry ? 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1864 You have a bad case of the trots 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1865 This should help with the hay fever but you're just going to use your horse sense about how much to take. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1866 No pants, no service. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1867 You got anything for my Charlie horse? 1.3100 0.06308 100 78 13 9
1868 We have a call into your doctor and veterinarian to decide whether you should get the human or horse dose of this stuff. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1869 Take two of these and call me in a century. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1870 No, no unique inherited conditions. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1871 I feel a little hoarse! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1872 Look, I 'm telling you to take this water, but you're right, I can't make you do it. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1873 The office said you needed something for the trots? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1874 ...you can travel freely, just try to avoid theme parks and rodeos... 1.3100 0.04861 100 70 29 1
1875 Transgender medications, yes, Transmammal medications, no. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1876 Well, it is one possible side effect of Viagra. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1877 Hi. I'd like to speak with someone about the side effects of this presciption. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1878 ...and this one's for horseness. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1879 Psychosocial characteristics may physically present when mixed with alcohol. Do you, in fact, become a horse's ass when you drink? 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1880 It’s a suppository. I hope that won’t be a problem. 1.3100 0.06466 100 79 11 10
1881 Has your vet ever prescribed these for you before? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1882 Take one every morning with plenty of hay. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1883 .“Take 2 capsules at the first sign of mythical then one every four hours until the crushing weight of existential reality returns.” 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
1884 You must be with the “centaurs for disease control” 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1885 Not sure here Stu, says it's strong enough to kill a horse. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1886 The horse pill version is cheaper. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1887 We don’t serve your kind here. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1888 You'll have to take this prescription to your veterinarian 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1889 I'm sorry, but you also need a referral from your veterinarian. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1890 Take one for a man or two for a horse. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1891 It says here it’s only for stallions. Do you mind? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1892 Do you have a prescription for Mr. Centaur? Asking for a friend. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1893 No, it’s a human pill for horses. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1894 If you can swallow your pride, this same medicine is much cheaper from a vet. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1895 Take this and you won't be the centaur of attention anymore. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1896 That is the most half-assed question I've ever heard. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1897 This can knock out a horse, so take only half the dose. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1898 No I'm not feeling 'horse', I'm here for my insulin. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1899 Same-o, same-o Mr. Tyler. ‘May cause trots blah, blah, blah’. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1900 This medication should cure your sore throat and horse voice. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1901 I'm feeling a little horse, Is my prescription ready? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1902 Take two of these an hour before each race, then call me so I can place a bet. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1903 Take these with plenty of water. They're real horse pills. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1904 You're lucky it was only a sprained knee. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1905 This will help with the long face. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1906 On the phone I thought you said "Senator" Johnson. No it's not ready. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1907 I think your doctor called in the wrong prescription. This is for a hoarse throat. 1.3093 0.05152 97 71 23 3
1908 Take one with a mouthful of oats twice a day. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1909 Take one pill twice a day with feedbag. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1910 You took it is a suppository, didn’t you? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1911 But sir I offered my guidance on the side effects 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1912 Affordable care is a myth. This is going to cost you an arm and a foreleg. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1913 Good news- it's not coronavirus, you're just a little hoarse. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1914 I promise you, this new formulation will not cause any side effects. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1915 So,apart from the receding hair line,you're pleased with the results? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1916 If you experience any skittishness, you should 'whoa' immediately. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1917 I can’t give you a refund if you’ve already taken half. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1918 Take this with food or it's liable to give you the trots. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1919 Do you carry centaur silver for men 50 + ? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1920 I should clarify what I mean when I say a stable sleeping situation. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1921 Let your doctor know if this condition lasts longer than four hours. 1.3093 0.04940 97 74 19 4
1922 Equine or homo sapiens instructions? 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1923 So did you take a full dose or only half? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1924 Do you need the stable compound? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1925 Now remember, it’s very important you only take a half dose. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1926 Don’t be a what?! 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1927 This will cost you a couple bucks. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1928 I asked if you can treat someone who's kinda horse. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1929 It depends on what you mean by safe sex. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1930 You have anything for back pain? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1931 So you you finally felt comfortable enough to come out of the barn? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1932 I can only give you so many horse tranquilizers, Marvin. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1933 You’ll perform like a thoroughbred, but you’ll peter out after a mile and a quarter. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1934 For this prescription, I need to see your drivers license and health insurance card, Mr. Ed. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1935 . . .and this will help with your horseness 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1936 You sound a bit hoarse. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1937 Once daily with food. And clean up the mess you left in Aisle 2. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1938 Ok Mr.Connelly, this is a very powerful drug. So I'm gonna ask you one more time: Have you experienced an side effects? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1939 Why are you acting like a horses ass because we are out of hand sanitizer? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1940 I have a few questions about side effects. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1941 Has your doctor already informed that you can't always be the centaur of attention? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1942 If the hind legs are still there in a week just double the dose. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1943 You realize this will not make you at one with yourself. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1944 2500 mg Viagra isn't covered. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1945 Don't get too close. I'm feeling a little horse. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1946 It says here your test results were mixed... 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1947 Your side effects are a myth. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1948 Even mythical creatures aren't immune to high blood pressure these days. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1949 You missed your equine virus shot, didn't you? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1950 No, Mr. Jones, it's clearly right here on the side effect list. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1951 Really ?... you're concerned that this medication may give you acne? 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1952 Remember, no galloping or cavorting for three hours after taking these! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1953 A word caution: these pills will give you the trots. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1954 Of course, all medicines have some side effects. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1955 Take half right before the fifth race at Belmont, and the rest just before 9 a.m. Monday at the office. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1956 And are you experiencing any unusual side effects? 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1957 It plainly states that hoof and mouth disease is a common side effect 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1958 Unfortunately, this medication is a suppository. So you might need some help taking it. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1959 I see you're only taking half doses? 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1960 I'm afraid this medication must be prescribed by your veterinarian. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1961 You got something for hoof and mouth ? 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1962 You tell your friend in there that the best way to cure the heat rash would be to get out of the costume. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1963 Yes, this is the new remedy for too hot to trot! 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1964 Your 60/40 coinsurance plan is well suited for your situation. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1965 This medication is a diuretic, which means you'll be pissing like a racehorse for the next thirty days. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1966 Clearly stated on the insert as a possible side effect, sir. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1967 Erectile dysfunction? But sir, the back end of you appears to be female. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1968 You wanted to make yours the size of a horse’s. What’s the complaint? 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1969 This only works if you're a little hoarse. 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
1970 Which part are we dosing for? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1971 I still can't give you horse Viagra. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1972 My best advice is to make sure you keep your hooves from touching your face. Unless of course you've stepped in some disinfectant beforehand." 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1973 Yes, sir. That is a possible side effect. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1974 This should help with your depression, but you'll still be a horse's ass!" 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1975 This is my last resort. My vet says she she’ll have to put me down if I can’t get a handle on this existential dread. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1976 You should report this side effect to the C.D.C. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1977 Other side effects include uncontrollable neighing, allergic reactions to oats and apples and defecating while walking. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1978 Very good, Mr. Sagitarrius, I see that you have gotten rid of the bow and arrow. And wearing a suit jacket is a nice touch. Take two of these at mealtime. In two weeks, you should be a biped again. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1979 Sorry, I thought you meant that you were a little hoarse. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1980 Did you ever read the side effects information I gave you? 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1981 Sir, I understand it didn’t list horse’s ass as a side effect, but every med effects people a little differently... 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1982 Side effects may include breaking the 400m world record 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1983 I'm sorry sir, but I don't think your insurance covers centaurification. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1984 Are there any side-effects to the Hay Fever medicine? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1985 I said you need to 'center' yourself. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1986 When we tested this on horses, nobody noticed the side effects. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1987 As you know, Mr. Chiron, these pills will ease your sore throat, but do nothing for your hoarseness. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1988 Yes, we can make them smaller than horse pills. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1989 "You'll just have to get used to tbe horseness...this'll help with the cough." 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1990 Wait 30 minutes after you take this to have oats. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1991 Sir, it’s plainly listed as a side effect. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1992 Steve, what did I tell you about getting a Coronavirus vaccine on the black market? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1993 Side effects? NOW you ask me? 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1994 You're gonna have a lot of explaining to do to Seabiscuit... 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1995 Don't exceed the dosage, or you'll get the trots. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1996 This should help your road apple problem, but until you stop being a horse's ass, there's not much more we can do. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1997 Take 2 pills every morning with a bag of oats. 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1998 Yes, the medicine can sometime make you a little horse. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1999 If you take it in the morning, avoid dressage for four hours. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2000 I'm afraid we'll also need a veterinarian to sign for this. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2001 You also wont be able to run in the derby with this in your system 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2002 If you have an erection that lasts over four hours, see your vet. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2003 Apparently your wife extended the prescription indefinitely, and it now includes a dozen roses with each refill. 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
2004 I thought you said that were hoarse. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2005 This is highly effective for treating a horse's ass. 1.3061 0.05876 98 76 15 7
2006 No, I get the horse pills. But the snake oil? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2007 Supposedly, this cures Horses Ass. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2008 Please cancel my prescription for Viagra. 1.3061 0.06866 98 80 6 12
2009 This medication needs to be taken with a meal...just don't eat like a horse. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2010 Um, there’s this thing where people see large pills and they call them ‘horse pills‘, but in your case... 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2011 I see. And now this 'friend' is concerned about mule infertility. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2012 I don't appreciate being called "half-assed" by anyone least of all you. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2013 ‘Brand or Hybrid’? 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
2014 These may help but I still doubt you'll win the Kentucky Derby. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2015 It's listed right here, under side-effects--plain as day. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2016 Sir, we just told you five minutes ago, your prescription will be ready when it's ready. You're not the centaur of the universe. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2017 Appaloosa, Arabian, or Morgan? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2018 This is specifically for mane pattern baldness. It won't thicken your tail. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2019 Any questions about possible side effects? 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
2020 Aisle three. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2021 May cause blinders. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2022 I recommend only half a dose. 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
2023 Ah. My bad. I must’ve given you the ‘HORSE growth hormone’. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2024 I understand you're feeling a little horse, but you still need a prescription for this refill. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2025 You can't return a prescription medicine just because you are unhappy with the side effects. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
2026 I assumed they meant "may cause hoarseness." 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2027 And remember, do not operate heavy machinery or run the Kentucky Derby. 1.3061 0.05506 98 74 19 5
2028 It said on the packet I’d look like a Greek god. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2029 Ketamine will work for both. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2030 Do you have any questions for the pharmacist? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2031 I'm sorry but your insurance is not going to cover the device for administering the suppository 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2032 It's for strep but does nothing if you're only a little horse 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2033 It says they are going to have to put you down... 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
2034 Side effects may include, well, you know................ 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2035 Any other options besides suppository ? 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
2036 For best results, take these twice daily with hay. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2037 I had a hard time deciphering your physician’s handwriting— it was half chicken scratch. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2038 Sorry, your wife called and requested not to fill this prescription, because she's worn out. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2039 You didn't read the fine print 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
2040 We did warn you not to take this medication on an empty stomach. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2041 Actually, the farmacy is next door 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2042 Nothing faster than a slow trot until we know how this medication affects you. 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
2043 You should be irritable and violent again in no time. 1.3053 0.06362 95 74 13 8
2044 There’s a lot of hoof-and-mouth going around. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2045 Yesterday I was just a little horse”. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2046 Sorry, we only have 3 extra large knee pads in stock. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2047 Sorry, you'll have to have fill this at the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2048 What do you mean by The Trots? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2049 Have you noticed any increased horseness? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2050 Just cut it in half so it won’t look like a horse pill. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2051 Thank you for asking, I'm a bit hoarse, and I have a severe case of the trots. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2052 These are the biggest pills we have. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2053 This'll be enough to knock out a horse" 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2054 Sorry sir, Your health plan does not cover hoof & mouth disease medication 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2055 What would you recommend? I'm a little horse. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2056 For most people "horse pills" is just an expression. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2057 No, that’s not why we call them horse pills. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2058 They're horse pills, of course. What did you expect? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2059 Sir, as a pharmacist, I only dispense the prescribed suppositories, I do not administer them. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
2060 Sir, I am sorry but your insurance no longer covers your prescription of Mane and Tail. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
2061 Do you have anything for flies? 1.3021 0.05565 96 73 18 5
2062 Yes, as a matter of fact that is a common side-effect. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2063 Shaped like a horse pill no, why? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2064 The bottle isn't big enough to list all side-effects, Sir. 1.3021 0.05565 96 74 18 4
2065 Take two of these just before you enter the starting gate. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2066 See, I told you wasn’t just horsing around. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2067 Do you have anything for bladder control? I’ve been peeing like a racehorse. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2068 You should take this with hay. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2069 This will help your hair grow back but the fillies are still gonna know it’s not a mane. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2070 Yes, their are some side effects... why? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2071 I didn't mean to offend you, sir. I only meant these pills are hard to swallow. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2072 It's a neighsal spray. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
2073 So, Mr. Ed, you're picking up this prescription for Wilburr R? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2074 This medicine will make you feel better, but not Kentucky Derby better. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2075 That’s the worst case of hay fever I’ve ever seen. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2076 Picking up for half man half legend. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2077 Why the long torso? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2078 Yes, "the trots" is one possible side effect. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2079 these should relieve your nagging complaint 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2080 My apologies sir, I really didn't mean anything by it when I said these were like horse pills" 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2081 An easy mistake, but it's for when your throat is hoarse. [underline throat] 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2082 You have to wear pants in here Greg. I'm not going to tell you again. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2083 Take one every morning on a full stomach of hay. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2084 I think you came to the wrong place. It's P-H-a-r-m.... 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2085 Miracle cures for lower back pain are a myth. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2086 You may experience an uncontrollable urge to go to a rodeo. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2087 On the phone you said your were a little hoarse so take this for your throat. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2088 This won't keep them from talking about your backside but it will improve you gait. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2089 I feel like a horse’s petuty for asking, but do you have any hand sanitizer? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2090 Label says 100 milligrams should be sufficient. But a stud like you? I say take half a pill and see what happens. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2091 Take one every Satyrday 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
2092 I wouldn't dare take your money sir. Healthcare is a human right. Vote for Bernie Sanders 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2093 Oh, you mean the horse legs! Totally normal, don’t worry about that. Now, if your piss turns black, definitely call your doctor. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2094 Weird - that isn't one of the listed side effects. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2095 Actually, I'm a Pisces. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2096 Take one each morning after a canter around Central Park. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
2097 And please, no half-assed dosage instructions. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2098 Remember, take these every day but try try to stay clean just before a race. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2099 Don't panic?! You said the same thing about the hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2100 I realize you just hoofed it over here, so I high-tailed it to get this ready for ya. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2101 Do you need a consult to discuss the side effects of this prescription? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2102 Sorry. We’re all out of the Magnums 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2103 Are these for you or your other half? 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2104 No. This was not listed as a possible side effect 1.3011 0.05467 93 70 19 4
2105 Stamp once if you understand the directions, twice if you need me to repeat them. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2106 You say you're throat is feeling hoarse. How about your ass? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2107 What have you got for a horse voice? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2108 You want the foal-proof cap? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2109 I left my wallet with my rider 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2110 So yeah... This one is a suppository. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2111 Oh, I see we gave you ‘Hi Ho Sliver Centrum’ by mistake... 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2112 Says right here...side effects may include transformation into mythological horse beast 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2113 This medication is used for hoof and mouth disease. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2114 You're allergic to hay? That's a tough pill to swallow. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2115 Yes, I'm a little hoarse. How did you know? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
2116 Take this with food. Greek would be best. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2117 No, I said my left "hoof" hurts; my teeth are fine. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2118 The blue ones will make you grow by approximately five hands. I did it and have now reached my dream height. 1.3011 0.05879 93 72 15 6
2119 The label clearly listed the side effects. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2120 I know, I know. At these prices, we’re not likely to get many more centaurs in here. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2121 One tablespoon every four hours until you're no longer horse. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2122 I'm having trouble reaching the effected area .. Could You? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2123 Place the birth control pill into your hoof, it will make you limp. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2124 Are you picking up prescription from your doctor or your vet? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2125 There's a co-hay with this one. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2126 Actually, do you have pills that makes me NOT make love like a stallion? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2127 Of course the pills are big. What'd you expect? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2128 I told you they were horse pills. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2129 Your wife has a point, Jimmy. You’re turning into one big ass. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2130 Swallow these with plenty of rye grass and water. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2131 Relax, lots of guys come in here with ponytails.” 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2132 Take two, when you're a little hoarse. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2133 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we don't carry alfalfa tablets. A health food store, perhaps? 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
2134 An unfortunate side effect is the trots. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2135 No, it's not a horse pill. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2136 Did I forget to mention possible side effects? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2137 You can find it in the Centaur Aisle. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2138 Restless leg syndrome may be a side effect. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2139 My hay fever is really bad this year". 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2140 PreparationH, please. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2141 Here's what I have for a horse-of-a-different-color. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2142 Hi, it seems you only called a minute ago 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2143 I can't read your vet's handwriting. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2144 Tell your wife, "Take one capsule every night, mare." 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
2145 Trump buys his Viagara. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2146 I feel compelled to inform you that one of the adverse side effects of this medication is the trots. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2147 Stop being an ass. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2148 I'll let you slide today, but from now on you'll have to leave your ass outside. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2149 It’s got quite a kick. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2150 This should help with the hoarseness. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2151 I DID tell you about the side effects. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2152 My throat isn’t hoarse but my legs are! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2153 Erectile dysfunction should not make you feel like half a man. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2154 Please use the fauna inclusive restroom. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2155 The horse thing should clear up in a day or so. It'll take another week for the chlamydia. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2156 Take two with breakfast, then do no not canter, jump, or operate heavy machinery. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2157 So you say there are side effects to your ED meds? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2158 You were supposed to take only one a day. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2159 Side effect, what side effects? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2160 Parody or satyr? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2161 It's up to you: horse pill or suppository? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2162 I did mention the side effects, you just weren't paying attention. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2163 This medicine will make you pee like a race horse. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2164 No, sorry, we don't offer suppository assistance. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2165 We may want to reduce your HGH dosage, Mr. Seabiscuit. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2166 I'm afraid that we must insist on a urine sample 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2167 Yes, there are some side effects to this prescription you've been taking. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2168 On the bright side, I'm no longer experiencing nausea. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2169 It's for a bridle party. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2170 Well we DID warn you about the side effects. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2171 Enough of this self-pity, Mr Fribble. Just think what you save in trousers. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2172 It's right here under 'possible side effects' 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2173 I told you the drug was experimental. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2174 Sorry, we have nothing for a horse's ass. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2175 I said there were no *known* side effects. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2176 I need a more specific DOB than 'between Nov. 23 and Dec. 21.' 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2177 I did mention that a possible side effect was that it might make you a little horse. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2178 This will help the migraines, but it's banned from the Kentucky Derby. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2179 . . . should it last longer than four hours, my condolences to your mare. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2180 I’m sorry - your insurance doesn’t cover this prescription for hoof-and-mouth disease 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2181 And what did you think they meant by equine therapy? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2182 And definitely no caffeine or galloping for at least the next three weeks. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2183 Do you have something for separation anxiety? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2184 It's the third likely side effect... 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2185 …Remember, if it lasts longer than four hours, call your vet immediately. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2186 You said there were no known side effects? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2187 I was helping another customer. Why must you be the centaur of attention. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2188 One anabolic steroid a day for one week, and you should be ready for the Preakness. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2189 So, you have the trots? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2190 You should take this twice a day with food or hay, whichever you prefer. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2191 Oh, SEN-A-tor. That explains the pill mixup. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2192 No, you will have to see a Shaman to for that. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2193 Well Lipicentaur is the most famous brand, but the generic chemical name is Centaurvastatin. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2194 Did your doctor not warn you of the side effects? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2195 I've made a horse's ass of myself. It was the tequila. 1.2967 0.06720 91 73 9 9
2196 I don’t know about athletes hoof, but this helped out a fella who came in with a weird fungus a couple weeks back. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2197 You'll have to go to the feed store for the rest of your order 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2198 What do you have to treat my Satyrday night fever? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2199 Hank, have you got anything for a horse’s ass????? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2200 You're a little behind in your prescriptions. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2201 Would you prefer human or equine strength? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2202 This prescription should give you the extra giddy-up you require. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2203 I just haven't been feeling like myself lately. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2204 You say you have a sore throat and you’re a little horse? 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2205 Medical or veterinary insurance? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2206 Who's Catherine The Great? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2207 It's not that the drug doesn't work, it's that you really are a horse's ass. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2208 Ed, your universal healthcare plan only covers half of this. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2209 Take twice a day with food and hay. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2210 No, there's nothing on here that says loss of tail hair is a side effect. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2211 The meds are for hay fever 1.2967 0.05062 91 65 25 1
2212 Have you noticed any unusual side effects? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2213 Did you get the results you were hoping for? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2214 Take two of these antihistamines a day and avoid all contact with hay. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2215 Get this guy off me 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2216 Only take Viagra that you purchase from a registered pharmacy... 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2217 I've been feeling somewhat hoarse lately. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2218 It's more "whinny" than "raspy" 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2219 Is that centaur with a c or a k? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2220 Take one pill daily with a bale of hay. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2221 Any recent exposure to hoof-and-mouth disease? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2222 I’m sorry about the side effects, sir. Yes, it is ironic that it’s for hay fever. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2223 We normally don’t prescribe ketamine, but in your case, I think we can make an exception. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2224 So I have horse-strength laxative for your diarrhea and human ant acids for your heartburn. Please leave the store before taking the laxative since you’re not wearing pants. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
2225 You say your mother's maiden name is "Ed"? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2226 Yes, Ed, they are horse tablets. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2227 And if you have an erection longer than two feet, call your doctor. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2228 One, twice a day, should do the trick if you're getting a little hoarse. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2229 Your pills, sir, but I'll have to report your fever to the Centaur for Disease Control 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2230 I'm sure it's you Mr. Centaur, but I still need to see a picture I.D.? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2231 Did you read and follow the dosing instructions? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2232 One of the side effects is that you might be a little hoarse. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2233 Suppositories? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2234 Whoa, the dose on this viagra is enough for a horse! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2235 I hope it's not horse pills again. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2236 You might need to double your prescription for your restless leg syndrome. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2237 The white pill is for you, and the blue pill is for the horse you rode in on." 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2238 No, I don't need anything for hoof-and-mouth disease, thank you very much. Gee, haven't heard that one before. I'm actually just looking for throat lozenges--I fear I'm a little hoarse. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2239 ...side effects may include hoarseness.” 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2240 I'm sorry sir, there are no medications that prevent involuntary defecation during business meetings. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2241 Take two of these each time you feel you’re a little hoarse. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2242 This is not recommended for quarter horses. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2243 No, Mr. Smith, you don't have to explain. We pharmacists work on a raised platform specifically to notice these types of things. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2244 Now, this might be hard to swallow. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2245 Centaur erectile dysfunction is just a myth, sir. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2246 It’s recommended by the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2247 Tap "decline" if you do not require counseling from the farmacist. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2248 Can I have that in liquid form? I don’t do horse pills. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2249 Your Veterinarian can dispense this med for a little cheaper." 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2250 It says hoarseness is a side effect, but maybe that’s a typo. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2251 This is good for hay fever and the trots. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2252 Naysal spray? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2253 Not this horses’ ass again. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2254 I believe I went over the side effects with you earlier. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2255 Clean up at the pharmacy station. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2256 Nope, no feedbags in stock but your Minoxidil prescription is ready for pickup. Robyn Stanton, Palo Alto, Ca. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2257 Are you kidding ? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2258 Remember, taking more than the suggested dosage won't help your mane grow back. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2259 It clearly states that was a possible side effect. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2260 Yes, this is the best drug we have so far for hand hoof and mouth. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2261 This started as a wart on my behind. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2262 I'm just grateful that I'm not the constant butt of "Why the long face?" jokes. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2263 . . . but this was signed by a veterinarian . . . 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2264 Sorry we are a full service pharmacy not a half assed one. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2265 Promise me you'll take the entire course this time even if you're feeling perfectly normal. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2266 I don't want to be a neigh-sayer, but perhaps you're just a little hoarse. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2267 Shouldn't I get it for half price? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2268 Have you got something, I'm a little horse. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2269 we don't have anything that will revert you back to being a horse! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2270 I need to speak with someone about side effects 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2271 Sir, I clearly told you one of the side effects is that it could make you a little horse. It’s not my fault you mistakenly assumed I meant “hoarse.” 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2272 ...and no pulling heavy machinery after you take these. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2273 I think the generic stopped working. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2274 I recommend these lozenges for that sore throat, but you really should see a veterinarian for the hemorrhoids. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2275 Here, these two prescriptions should work for the both of you. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2276 Take on an empty stomach, one hour before giddy-up. 1.2967 0.05298 91 68 20 3
2277 I woke up a little horse, do you have anything I could munch on? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2278 Take these, twice a day with hay. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2279 These are suppositories, so you might want to ask a friend for some help. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2280 Apparently you"re a man that does not read the side effects label. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2281 [sigh]. No Sir, we don't have anything to treat an overactive imagination. [sigh] Next! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2282 I'm all out of stock but your vet might have it. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2283 Within 24 hours, this should relieve your case of ‘the trots.’” 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2284 Yes, alfalfa tablets tend to boost horse sense. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2285 Humph, 3rd one today. Are you sure you ingested it orally?" 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2286 I mean no disrespect, sir. I only called them horse pill because of their size. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2287 Ask your doctor if Centaurum is right for you. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2288 The pills should make you feel better but you'll still be a horse's ass. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2289 Once you try the GMO version of Growth Hormone, you'll see the difference. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2290 Well, Viagra can have some side effects. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2291 I hope this works. Otherwise, you will have be shot. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2292 Possible side effects include a case of the trots. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2293 This medication could give you the trots. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2294 When you said these were horse pills I thought you meant the size. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
2295 If it's too much of a horse pill, you can cut it in half. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2296 I wasn't insulting you. I just said you're a little hoarse. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2297 Ahhh, here it is -- "May cause mild headaches, dizziness, and turn you into a minotaur." 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2298 It says to take twice daily by..., say, how long are your arms? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2299 Our records indicate that you waived the cautions regarding the possible side effects. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2300 The “size” of your ass is not the problem. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2301 I’m sorry but centaurism is a listed side effect. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2302 Your Veterinarian wants you to take the medicine 4 times a day; but, your General Practitioner wants you to take it twice a day. I say split the difference and go with 3 a day. 1.2935 0.05017 92 66 25 1
2303 The FDA doesn't consider that a dangerous side effect. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2304 Sir, we don’t have your prescription in half horse pill size. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2305 Do you have the liquid version? I can't swallow those horse pills. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2306 Take two a day and stay away from the track. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2307 That's Of Magnesia 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2308 Nay!? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2309 Should I just skip over the side effects this time? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2310 I’ve got this persistent itch around the fetlock 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2311 I'm sorry you didn't look up the side effects before you took the whole prescription. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2312 ...first thing in the morning, with your carrots." 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2313 I see you have a prescription of Ketamine. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2314 This should take care of that hoarseness. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2315 I’m sorry sir. This medicine is for “hoarseness!” 1.2921 0.05582 89 68 17 4
2316 Judy, can I have some medication for my hay fever? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2317 You may experience some mane loss and nostril flaring. 1.2921 0.05582 89 68 17 4
2318 I"m sorry, we don't carry anything for hoof and mouth disease. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2319 Do you have anything for being a horse's ass? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2320 I’m actually only a quarter Greek; the glasses throw people off. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2321 This will assist with your transition. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2322 This prescription should yield better results than the last. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2323 The pills are working, except for this 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2324 No sir, a flabby croup is not a side effect. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2325 You’ll need some help, these are suppositories. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
2326 It's a side effect of the medication. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2327 Take every four hours for the trots. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2328 I'm afraid there are no liquid forms for this medication. You'll have to just accept it as this horse pill. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
2329 It says right here - the Centaur for Disease Control notes it could make you hoarse. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2330 Your doctor prescribed the cough medicine because he thought you said you were feeling a little hoarse. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2331 I can't fill this without a prescription signed by your vet as well as your physician. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2332 I'm sorry, I can't fill the entire prescription, but I know a vet that can cover the other half. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2333 These are to treat your restless hoof syndrome. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
2334 I go through this every time. Centrum and centaur are completely different! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2335 one from you and one for the horse you rode in on 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2336 I also need a prescription from your Veterinarian. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2337 No, I will not trade these for a hot tip in 3:05 at Belmont. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2338 You'll have to fill your vet's prescription down the street. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2339 Doc, I’m feeling a bit horse. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2340 Sorry to be back again but my throat is still hoarse- just when I thought it was all behind me! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2341 Ken Taur, K-E-N, T-A-U-R. Sorry, I can't find anyone with that name. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2342 Okay, I guess in that case your ‘friend’ may require assistance with the applicator. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2343 Ya, I'm actually headed to a stag party. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2344 Do you have anything smaller? Those look like horse pills. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2345 When I said that this would have you "feeling your oats", I didn't mean anything by it. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2346 Will this cure a charlie horse? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2347 Yes,as a matter of fact,one of the side effects IS thickened toenails. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2348 I'm sorry, I don't have anything that can reverse curses. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2349 I’m sorry but this is a small animal pharmacy. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2350 Hoof and mouth disease, eh? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2351 Sorry, Medicare doesn't cover veterinary doses. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2352 My horse pills are wearing off. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2353 I hope this one works. Otherwise we may have to . . . never mind. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2354 What are the drug restrictions for entering the Kentucky Derby ? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2355 If this doesn't cure your athlete's hoof, try some vinegar and baking soda, if that doesn't work, I'll refer you to a good vet. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2356 If it's for your horse, we're not a veterinary pharmacy. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2357 Before ingesting, it would behoove you to be aware of the side effects. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2358 And the horse you rode in on! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2359 These pills should help you feel less hoarse. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2360 didn't you see the commercial? It said side effects may vary. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2361 When taking this Viagra, you may wish to stay out of the public's eye. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2362 You should read the list of side effects thoroughly next time” 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2363 Hey Len, I feel like a horses’s ass, but I left my insurance card at home 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2364 There is no cure for neighing. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2365 Here, this one will help with your hair loss, you'll have to go to another pharmacy for everything else. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2366 And shall I replace the child-proof lid? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2367 Obviously, you are aware of the side effects. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2368 I need something that could kill a horse 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2369 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2370 Just a minute, sir, I'm have to vet your prescription. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2371 I'm sure someone will get a good kick out of these suppositories. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2372 Take one pill immediately after grazing. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2373 Take two of these three times a day and in a month or so you'll be back at the Jockey Club one way or another." 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2374 I’ve just made an ass out of myself, do you have anything over the counter I can take to numb the pain? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2375 What do you recommend for sore feet? 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2376 You need to speak with your provider as to whether the risks outweigh the benefits. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2377 The Centaur for Disease Control knows what they are doing. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2378 There’s a lot of it going around... 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2379 My wife's not complaining. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2380 Another case of the trots is it? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2381 But we told you it was a possible but rare side-effect, and you signed “agreed.” 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2382 This prescription is going to cost me an arm and a leg and a leg and a leg and a leg. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2383 Why the long face, Joe? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2384 Well, you did say you wanted to be hung like a horse. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2385 Stomp your hoof twice if you understand how to take this medication. 1.2874 0.05400 87 66 18 3
2386 It may help with the baldness, but I'm afraid you'll still be a horse's ass. 1.2874 0.05146 87 70 13 4
2387 You know you can get this cheaper at your veterinarian? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2388 It is an anal suppository. You ok with that? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2389 These horse pills are hard to swallow; I suggest that you grind them to a powder along with a couple of sugar cubes, and mix that in with your oatmeal every morning. Also, avoid carrots while taking this drug. 1.2874 0.05759 87 68 14 5
2390 Ingest the evening before your colonoscopy and “whoa nilly” 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2391 Do you really think I would save on prescriptions if I went to a vet instead? 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2392 Would you please put them in a plain bag? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2393 And be sure to contact your doctor immediately if you start to fade around the fifth furlong. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2394 This should work for hay fever. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2395 But did they enhance your size? 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2396 I'm sorry but that's not listed as a known side effect. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2397 No, just because you're half horse doesn't mean I can sell you ketamine over the counter. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2398 Soooo...do you need a consultation, or are you already familiar with the side effects? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2399 The potential adverse reactions include restless leg syndrome. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2400 I’m getting somewhat concerned about these side-effects 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2401 I need some neighsal spray. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2402 A side effect includes that this will make you pee like a racehorse. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2403 I can fill the first two prescriptions, but you will have to bring the third to your vet. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2404 The prescription for split personality. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2405 First off, no pun intended, but there's really no other way to describe the side effects. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2406 If you'd read through all three pages of potential side effects, this would not have come as a surprise to you." 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2407 Finishing third at Aqueduct in the fifth doesn't qualify as a preexisting condition. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2408 That new prescription you gave me has some hellacious side effects. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2409 I don't care that you're from the Centaurs for Disease Control. You can't get a refill for three more days! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2410 As for those hemorrhoids...Mr. Pegasus??? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2411 I know this is a refill on your prescription, Mr. Johnson, but are you sure you wouldn't like me to go over the side effects one more time? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2412 No charge, as long as you leave before you poop. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2413 It only comes as a cherry syrup, not apple or sugar cube flavor! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2414 Mr. Jones, I would never horse around about your medication side effects. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2415 I'd cut these in half if I were you. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2416 It says here you declined consultation. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2417 This will have you running on all fours in next to no time. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2418 Would you like me to go through the possible side effects..? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2419 I have your prescription here but are you sure these suppositories won't be a problem for you? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2420 Do you need to consult with the pharmacist about the potential side-effects of this medication? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2421 Do you want cough drops too? You sound hoarse. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2422 It's PCP. Normally a horse tranquilizer, but I think you can handle it. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2423 No long face? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2424 Sir, the side-effects are clearly indicated on the label. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2425 Yes, I've been feeling a little hoarse lately 1.2874 0.04880 87 62 25 0
2426 I don’t think you can still say you’re just a little hoarse. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2427 Just break the pills in half. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2428 Lasix is bad for half of you. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2429 These will help take care of that pain in your ass. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2430 Would you go over the sides effects again? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2431 Well, it says the side effects may include being a little horse. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2432 Let's go over possible side effects one more time. 1.2874 0.04880 87 62 25 0
2433 You'll pee like a race horse. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2434 I knew I should have called in sick today. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2435 The last name is Ed. Yes, my father was in show business. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2436 I got the Clydesdale virus. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2437 Take only one a day or you may develop the trots or galloping diarrhea. 1.2874 0.05522 87 70 12 5
2438 One an hour before and you'll be like a young stallion. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2439 No more deals. I bet on you and lost a bloody fortune. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2440 These are the generics. Tranquilizer darts aren’t covered under your plan. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2441 Try this. It's guaranteed to stop the whinnying. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2442 Read it yourself! Right here under warning it says the two most common side effects are death and what you've got. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2443 Sorry, they should have sent you to the pharmythy counter. 1.2874 0.06723 87 70 9 8
2444 I'M sorry Mr. Armstrong, we don't have anything for extra horsepower. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2445 Look I told you last time you would only be partially covered 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2446 Hay fever, again ? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2447 Mrs. unicorn already picked it up. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2448 Yes, that's one of the blue pill's side effects. Did your partner object? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2449 Will these pills help with hay fever? 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2450 And remember, do not operate a buggy or haul heavy equipment while on this medicine. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2451 Hi. Do you have a rewards card you'd like to use? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2452 Are these the magic pills that will turn me into a man!" 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2453 Take with two carrots. 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2454 Centaur or not, you still have to wear pants in my pharmacy. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2455 Who knew?....says right here that one side effect is the trots 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2456 Don't worry sir, it's perfectly normal to feel a little horse. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2457 Medicare will only cover half the cost of your prescription! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2458 Sir, for the last time; No Shoes, No Pants, No Service. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2459 It's for toe nail fungus, I'm afraid it won't help with hoof disease. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2460 Your a horses ass, and there's no drug that can change that. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2461 For that horse throat,I suggest you stop the oat supplements. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
2462 This should help you get rid of the trots. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2463 These pills will help you to stop being such a horse’s ass - 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2464 Take these once a day, with some hay. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2465 You'll be healthy as a horse in no time. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2466 Thinning mane? Try this. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2467 And unfortunately, this is a suppository. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2468 This should take care of your sore throat Ed, and by the way we have some fresh apples in aisle four. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2469 You’re full of horse shit, and this will help. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2470 This medicine has no serious side effects. The last customer who I prescribed this for won the Kentucky Derby." 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2471 For the fiftieth time, Mr. Minocheval, even Minotaurs have a copay! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2472 I understand; but this is a lot of ketamine, even for you. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2473 These are to be taken with hay twice daily. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2474 Stay away from the track for a month or two. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2475 Side effects include the trots. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2476 Got anything stronger? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2477 Your copay will be six Drachmas. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2478 You're the first horse to complain about the side effects 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2479 These are great if you're a little hoarse. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2480 A side effect of this prescription is sore fetlocks. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2481 Hay fever isn't so literal… 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2482 Your dad wouldn’t quite get the “Get off your high horse” thing, would he? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2483 Take one daily with a cup of Half & Half." 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2484 This prescription for Centaurium will disqualify you from the Kentucky Derby if you are tested for drugs. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2485 I’m DIY transitioning. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2486 Sorry, we don't accept Blue Grass, Blue Shield. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2487 You want the veterinary pharmacy over at Santa Anita. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2488 I hear that someone got spooked by a fluttering piece of paper and ran around trampling things. Do you know anything about that? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2489 Remember Mr. Johnson, this is to be taken with plenty of oats. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2490 I said, you sound a bit hoars. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2491 I would like to report an unexpected side effect. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2492 Let your wife know this has been noted to cause restless leg syndrome. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2493 Take one per day by mouth with hay or oats. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2494 We only have Minotaur capsules right now. If you have your doctor call we can get the Centaur ones. It’s basically the same thing without all the bull. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2495 Remember to inject one dart before you go to bed every night. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2496 Salt licks are on aisle 2 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2497 Side effects may include nausea, headaches, and centaurism. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2498 Well, we both have our cross to bear. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2499 There is no cure, these suppositories will just ease the symptoms of you being diagnosed as a horses ass. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2500 If you're still hoarse after a few days of taking this, call your doctor. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2501 Absolutely . Take two of these and you’ll be hung like a horse. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2502 I’m not even going to ask if your insured. That’s a helluva pre-existing condition. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2503 Obviously you’re a little hoarse. These cough drops should help. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2504 You know what I need, that old grey mare ain’t what she used to be . 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2505 If the horseness isn't improving by the weekend, give your doctor a call. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2506 Well, yes, they are rather large pills. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2507 How long will this side effect last? 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2508 Take two of these daily, and you'll be off to the races in no time. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2509 Drugs won't help. For the Kentucky Derby you need to be fully committed. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2510 I do understand you had a bad experience in the past, but I still think you're overly focused on the rarer side effects. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2511 A centaur having Charley horses—that is an odd twist of fate! 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2512 Sir, the label clearly states one dose every 3-4 hours. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2513 So this may have some side-effects, there's a 50/50 chance that your nose will turn into a duck beak. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2514 Any equestrians about your prescription? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2515 I’ve just been a little hoarse lately. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2516 You must have said “quinine” but I distinctly heard “equine” 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2517 I don't have anything here to change you into an elephant, you have to go to your local polling district for that. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2518 This should make you feel like a young nag. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2519 The warning pamphlet did say those pills might make you a little horse. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2520 I'm sorry if you misunderstood but I was very clear with you that the generic brand might make you feel a little horse 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2521 I didn't mean anything by it, Ed. I was only suggesting that these pills would be a little harder to swallow. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2522 If this gives you the runs, just say "whoa". 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2523 If you're just a little horse this should work. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2524 Your schizophrenia is getting out of hand. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2525 Side effects may include decrease in archery proficiency. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2526 I can tell you this is very effective on Hoof & Mouth disease. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2527 But, does it cure hoof and mouth disease? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2528 And you say your throat is a little hoarse. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2529 Am I in the right stall? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2530 No, I’m sorry Sir, jackass is not one of the side affects. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2531 Is this available over the canter? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2532 No sir, being a horse’s ass is not a side effect of Viagra. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2533 Typically, we don’t prescribe the blue pills for horses. 1.2824 0.04767 85 67 15 3
2534 No, the size of the pill shouldn’t cause what you’ve got going on there. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2535 I can't stop feeling like a horses' ass. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2536 You’re fine. I don’t think pulling a buggy counts as operating heavy machinery. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2537 They say I’m a horse’s ass. You got anything for that? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2538 It does have some rare side saddle effects. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2539 No, this is for a hoarse throat. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2540 I'm sorry sir. Medicare doesn't cover equine flu. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2541 This makes your heart race. Not sure about the rest of you. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2542 Make sure to take this with 2 bales of hay 1.2824 0.05189 85 64 19 2
2543 Yes, sir, it is one of the known side effects. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2544 This will interfere with any other tranquilizers you're on. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2545 This must be signed by a physician and a veterinarian. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2546 Oh yes, sir, this is the very best solution for hoarseness. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2547 I'm glad to see your condition is stable 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2548 You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get this painkiller prescription 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2549 I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept prescriptions from veterinarians here." 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2550 Sir, I'm obviously the wrong person to ask about 'just riding it out'! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2551 You have a $10 copay on your lasix. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2552 Sorry, but you’ll need to see a vet for the suppositories. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2553 Sorry, but since you went out of network for the surgery, the meds aren't covered. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2554 I'm sorry, sir, but the term 'horse pill' is just a metaphor. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2555 I'm sorry. We can't fill a prescription from a veterinarian. 1.2824 0.04911 85 63 21 1
2556 What do you have for someone who’s a little hoarse? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2557 Medicare for all? 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2558 I know it's a horse-sized pill, but you won't have any trouble. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2559 Do you have anything for galloping consumption? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2560 Take five pills daily with oats two hours before post time 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2561 I have a prescription for Edwards...a Mr Edwards.... 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2562 Take thirty seven capsules daily with food. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2563 Do you see this often? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2564 Believe me. No one could swallow these horse pills. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2565 Sorry, but we don’t carry beauty products here, sir. 1.2824 0.06613 85 68 10 7
2566 This dosage is high enough to kill a horse, but in your case... 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2567 I think it's too late for antibiotics. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2568 These may leave you a little hoarse. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2569 We'll, it's not like the TV ad didn't cover all the potential side effects. You could always consult your veterinarian for a second opinion. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2570 Side effects? That's just a myth. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2571 You would be surprised how many of these little side effects could be avoided if people would just read the damn label and take their pills with a full glass of water. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2572 You have *STAMP STAMP STAMP* refills left. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2573 Side effects? Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2574 I’m sorry, you’ll have to trot down to the vet to pick up the other half of you prescription. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2575 I believe that you need to double the dosage. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2576 Is your veterinarian primary? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2577 You need a doctor's prescription for medicine for hoof and mouth disease. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2578 Two tablets, thrice daily.That ought to fix the trots. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2579 Well having a sense that your body really isn’t your own is a common side effect of this medication . 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2580 Sir, it says right here on the bottle, these are not all the side effects. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2581 What seemed to Trigger the problem, Mr Rogers? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2582 I could only fill half of it. You'll have to get the other half at the vet's. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2583 I also was skeptical about socialized medicine but look at us now. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2584 It Says in the side effects. 'May make you a little horse.' 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2585 The vet says four pills twice daily, the doctor says two. Let’s split the difference. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2586 I warned you about the side effects of taking horse pills. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2587 But this prescription is for a hoarse throat 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2588 Some over-the-counter lozenges can help combat the hoarseness, but ... 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2589 It's a common side effect for this hay fever medication. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2590 Whadya mean you can’t swallow ‘horse pills’. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2591 Ma'am, when they said Viagra™ made you 'hung like a horse,' I had thought of it merely as an expression. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2592 Any questions about this suppository medication? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2593 This will help with the cough but you'll need to see the vet about the worms. And you know, it couldn't hurt to wear pants. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2594 Feeling like a horses ass is not a side affect. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2595 Sir, if you believed the internet when it said your heart medication would be cheaper as a veterinary prescription, I have a bridge to sell you. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2596 It's cough syrup...I don't think the doctor understood that you're becoming a little horse 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2597 By any chance, do you have hoof and mouth wash? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2598 Sorry sir, but the side effects clearly state that this medicine can make you a little horse. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2599 This proves it; there is a pill for everything these days. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2600 All you had to do was wash your hands and not touch your face. First coronavirus. Now this. You folks never learn. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2601 Apologies, sir. The black box warning does include "horse's ass" as a possible side effect. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2602 Always take with food. Hay is fine, but no oats for at least an hour. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2603 The urge to break into a canter IS one of the known side effects. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2604 Listen, I’m only suggesting you take this with water. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2605 This should cure the pain in your hoof but I’m not sure it will do anything for your halitosis. 1.2824 0.01183 85 68 17 0
2606 Take two of these and you will be as strong as a horse when you wake up tomorrow.... 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2607 Make sure you take this with your evening oat bag. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2608 Well, in your case, hay fever may not be seasonal. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2609 This prescription is for Harry Trotter. Is that you? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2610 I’m sorry Sir, but there’s no medication for being a horse’s ass. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2611 I am sorry we are out of Cialis. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2612 I told you that the product may contain side effects 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2613 What do you recommend for a cough? I'm feeling a little hoarse." 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2614 Now...are you familiar with suppositories? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2615 twice a day with milk and oats 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2616 Sorry, Viagra does not come in a stallion sized dose. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2617 Look at you, you need to go easy on them Giddy-Up tablets you hear.' 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2618 I will need the extra-large condoms because I'm hung like . . . well . . . 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2619 Take two if you start to feel horse 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2620 I need something for my gittyup. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2621 The good news is you met your deductible when you were treated for mad cow disease. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2622 Wow! I thought 'Horse's Ass' was untreatable! 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2623 I'm sorry that particular side effect isn't listed in the literature. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2624 I would keep it to a slow trot if you haven't tried horse medicine before. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2625 Veterinarians cannot prescribe under Medicare rules. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2626 These are strong enough to knock out ... Never mind. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2627 These may reduce your urge to whinny. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2628 Rodeo injury? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2629 Your athlete’s foot script can’t be renewed for another 15 days. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2630 Here. This should help with your hoarseness." 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2631 Take this only if you feel like horsing around on Satyrday, Mr. Centaur. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2632 I said the medication you want is in the centre aisle, not the centaur aisle. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2633 The side effects are unusual, but according to the drug company, you'll get used to it over time. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2634 How long have you been feeling hoarse? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2635 Your insurance covers this only if you can prove you are a centaur and not a run-of-the-mill jackass." 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2636 Rub this on your scalp twice a week and you should start seeing hair growing back in a couple of months. Ummm, you're sure that's all you need? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2637 Where did you say you were horse-whipped, Mr. Rosenstein? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2638 Double your dose if you're racing. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2639 I've never seen a side effect not on the list 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2640 This prescription will cost you more than a centaur or two. 1.2824 0.05703 85 66 15 4
2641 Apply liberally to fetlocks twice daily. If your lameness continues, you may need to be put down. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2642 And you're sure this will work for the coroanavirus? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2643 Take 2 pills with every bale of hay and your hoof and mouth should clear up by the end of the week. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2644 This refill must be approved by your internist and your vet. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2645 I feel fine, but they said to finish out the prescription. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2646 Two of these would kill a horse... you should be fine. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2647 You’re unhappy with which half? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2648 it's like rogaine for your mane 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2649 Let me guess.... feeling a little hoarse? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2650 Side effects?Longevity, especially pronounced in white males. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2651 If it lasts longer than 4 hours, call your vet. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2652 I'm here for my hoof and mouth prescription. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2653 These new pills have replaced fence posts for itches 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2654 What do you suggest for a sore throat? I am a little hoarse. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2655 Follow the directions carefully to avoid galloping pneumonia. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2656 I’m sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover minotaurs 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2657 Do you have anything for a Charliehorse? 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2658 It suggest four pills each day for a horse and one pill for a human; you decide 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2659 I don't know if equine flu is a pre-existing condition. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2660 Just want to make sure you're a pharmacist before I ask about possible side effects. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2661 do you have super extra large? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2662 Did you say Ketamine or Ambien? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2663 You don’t see a lot of prescriptions for ketamine 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2664 Are you certain those are vegan capsules because, you know, I have a problem with gelatin?! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2665 You said you are feeling hoarse? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2666 "You're a little hoarse this morning." 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2667 You'd think being hung like a horse would make erectile dysfunction the least of your sexual concerns. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2668 It says it right here under ‘side effects’ 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2669 The side effects are neigh-gligible. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2670 Yes, your prostate medication is equine based, why do you ask? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2671 I'm sorry, sir, we don't have anything to give you if you're a horse's ass... 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2672 I'm running at Pimlico tomorrow, will this show up if I have to submit a urinary sample post race? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2673 I’m told it’s a pretty common side effect. And, it saves me money ...I don’t need a car anymore. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2674 Because I’m feeling a little horse today. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2675 This will have you pissing like a Russian race horse again, in no time! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2676 Vigorous foot washing may avert the Acropolis 9 virus. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2677 No side effects that seem worth mentioning now, no. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2678 See, look right here- May cause drowsiness, upset stomach, and becoming a centaur. The side effects were clearly on the label so stop bitching. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2679 Do you have anything for hock chilblains? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2680 You will want to be especially mindful of incontinence as a possible side effect of this mediation. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2681 How many vials again? Clomp clomp, or clomp clomp clomp? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2682 I’m sorry. I meant no offense when I said horse pills. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2683 Be careful, these are strong enough to kill half a horse. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2684 You probably won't find the potential side effects alarming. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2685 Someone has to blow them into your mouth with a tube." 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2686 If I were you, sir, I'd check with your veterinarian. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2687 We're looking. Was the script filled by a doctor or a veterinarian?" 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2688 Yeah I'm sorry we don't have anything for....that. 1.2771 0.05231 83 63 18 2
2689 The pills might help a little, but you're still hung like an accountant. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2690 No we have nothing that will make your boss stop calling you half-assed 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2691 The pills are rather large. But I guess you won't care about that. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2692 Hang on a second. I think there's a generic. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2693 Wait, is this not the ponytail you wanted? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2694 You'll have to limit your trotting to a canter for two weeks. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2695 This should help with the ear infection and the soreness in your fetlock. Just take twice a day with water and some oats. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2696 Sorry for the mixup. I thought you said 'Center for Disease Control.' 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2697 You’ll probably need help inserting this suppository. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2698 That's a horse pill of a different color. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2699 I wouldn't be concerned, the most current gallop poll suggests about half our voting population has urges toward barbarism and unbridled chaos. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2700 No, the only side effect is a hoarse throat. Why? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2701 Sir, it's Medicare for All People 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2702 Yes, they do tend to list the side effects in really small print. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2703 What do you have for hoof and mouth disease? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2704 I can fill your prescriptions, but we don't carry fly repellant. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2705 Sure enough, side effects include growing a banker. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2706 Since you're hung like a horse, you may have to take two of these little blue pills. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2707 No, the Centaur Book Club meets on Thursdays 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2708 Anything for hoof and mouth? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2709 I'm sorry, they only come in 'horse size' pills. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2710 I do have to warn you that use of Viagra for veterinary purposes is strictly off-label. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2711 Yes, these are horse pills 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2712 Sorry sir. Your insurance does not cover medication for hoof and mouth disease. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2713 I really hope you can help me - I'm feeling a little horse today! 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2714 Yes, Donald. Yes, Propecia. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2715 Discontinue if these keep you up at night. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2716 Mr. Jones, this medication should take care of that “hitch in your giddy-up”. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2717 Stay near the stable and wear a loose saddle while taking your prep. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2718 Sorry, sir, but the fine print says, " May stimulate hair growth in unanticipated places." 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2719 What do you have for a nagging cough? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2720 Well, it does say that is one of the side effects... 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2721 Did I experience side effects? Could you be more specific? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2722 My throat has been feeling a little hoarse 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2723 I asked for Centrum pills, Not Centaur. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2724 I don't think your arms will stretch to administer these yourself. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2725 Did your doctor mention it’s a suppository? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2726 This will get you back on your own two feet in no time. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2727 Have you noticed any side effects with your hoarse throat medication? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2728 It's $3,984 - your Humana/Equina plan is no longer in-network. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2729 That's over-the-counter and in the centaur aisle. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2730 Yes, you're right--this doesn't say Centrum at all! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2731 The doctor prescribed two medications: one for your cold and one for your colt. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2732 Might you have facilities for one of my nature? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2733 No, we said we wanted a business CENTER. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2734 So, you say you're a little hoarse. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2735 Why yes. One of the sideffects is the Trots! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2736 Unfortunately your political affiliation is of no assistance for coverage under your plan. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2737 Do you have some Old Spice deodorant..... 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2738 The extra large adult diapers are over in aisle six. Go now! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2739 I'm sorry, the generic won't be available until after the next Triple Crown winner is determined. 1.2771 0.04792 83 62 20 1
2740 I need something for the trots 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2741 This will get you jumping again. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2742 don’t scratch 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2743 This will continue to help with your hairline but there may on-going side effects. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2744 Aside from the side effects, has your hay-fever improved? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2745 No, you'll still be a hideous freak. Just less congested. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2746 It clearly says, 'These pills will make you a horse from the waist down.' What did you think that meant? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2747 You should discuss any unusual side effects with your doctor or veterinarian. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2748 I didn't say I have a scratchy throat- I said I have a horse voice! 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2749 Um ... which end? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2750 Okay, so that’s a refill for both the Prozac and the ketamine suppositories? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2751 Well I did say it might make you a little hoarse. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2752 This Purell is specifically designed for hooves. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2753 It says here narcissism is a side effect, but you're not the centaur of the universe. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2754 The other half of your prescription can be picked up at your Vet's office. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2755 My dad was kinky... 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2756 Finally, I grew extra legs to hold up my ass. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2757 You really need to finish the entire prescription, Mr. Ed. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
2758 Remember to take these on a full stomach. By the way, what do you think of Shu-Fly's chances at Belmont this weekend? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2759 Huh, you doctor only said you were little hoarse. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2760 You'll need to put on pants before I can serve you. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2761 It's recommended for the trots. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2762 Do you have something to relieve lower back pain 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2763 These pills are large, but I'm guessing that's not an issue. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2764 Are you a horse or a human? I'm a "hör-man" and I need help with my body! Arita (age 8) 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2765 Yes, I can see that it's working but your insurance no longer covers it ... 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2766 Well, you know, Rose, everyone calls me a horse's ass, so I just went and got me the transplant. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2767 But when I asked about side effects, I thought you said "nay!" 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2768 Your insurance only covers the suppository form. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2769 No, the trots is something else entirely. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2770 I assume your Hiho Silver? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2771 It wont affect my appetite right? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2772 Did you take the pills on an empty stomach? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2773 No. You’ll have to try your large animal vet for athlete’s hoof remedies. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2774 Side effect could include nausea, drowsiness, loss of appetite, or incredibly large piles of horse manure. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2775 Did you want Xanax or horse tranquilizer this time? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2776 Man, you're a centaur. The vet's office is around the corner. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2777 I see the hot water and honey didn't help with the hoarseness 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2778 Are you sure you only need medicine for a cold? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2779 Stop asking me. You must resist your instinct to kick or you'll have no friends left to insert these. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2780 Take one of these twice a day for 90 days. These will aid your transition to become a Centauress. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2781 Sorry sir, your insurance plan considers centaurism to be a pre-existing condition. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2782 Well, the doctor who phoned it in distinctly said, "a little hoarse." 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2783 race back home and take two of these with your morning oats. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2784 I'm sorry, you're a Centaur, so you're not covered by the Affordable Care Act, but Petsmart and Chewy.com can help you, I'm sure. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2785 Been feeling a little horse" 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2786 Sorry, but we don't have anything for "Droopy Tail Syndrome". 1.2738 0.05449 84 65 16 3
2787 So you do want the refill? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2788 You said you are a little hoarse. Any other symptoms? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2789 No, I really don't think that Rogaine will help you regrow your mane. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2790 Do you have anything for jockey itch? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2791 I did not expect this side effect when I listened to the advertisement for the medication. The “may cause” part was spoken too quickly. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2792 And the label clearly states "may cause hoarseness." 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2793 Would you please help me- I am somewhat hoarse. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2794 I'm sorry, but the other part of your prescription is down the street at the Veterinary Pharmacy 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2795 I'm not sure your insurance will cover this. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2796 OK, take two of these for your hoarse throat and one of these for the trots. 1.2738 0.05039 84 64 18 2
2797 Is the prescription from your doctor or vet? 1.2727 0.05294 88 68 17 3
2798 Do you have anything that will keep the flies away? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2799 For that I would suggest a tack shop. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2800 Take these with a bucket of oats and five gallons of water for two weeks. Any questions? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2801 I am sorry, but even Mr. Ed's illegitimate son has to have a Veterinarian's signature on this medication. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2802 Yes, you have to take it with hay. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2803 Your doctor says that he wants you to provide a stool sample. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2804 We didn’t realize that taking that large of a pill would have side-effects. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2805 Well, sir, the label does say there may be some unusual side effects. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2806 Three times a day and no galloping. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2807 You can pick up the prescription at the trot-by window. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2808 I'll have to confirm the prescription with your vet and your internist. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2809 You may need help with this suppository. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2810 Since this has only been tested on people, you might experience some side effects in your lower regions 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2811 Take these with water and a bucket of oats. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2812 So, you don't want a refund? You want a refill? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2813 You can try this, but it also might be a good idea to take a little break from the Democratic primaries. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2814 I see you're feeling horse. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2815 It's right here; last on the list of possible side effects, just above 'Caveat emptor." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2816 'You will need to go to the medical centaur for this prescription.' 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2817 Look man, I warned you before about the side effects. It’s too late now, in a week you will have transformed completely into human, and yes that includes your dick. 1.2716 0.03933 81 66 13 2
2818 I warned you not to take these on an empty stomach... 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2819 We don’t usually get prescriptions from veterinarians for our customers. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2820 Take this twice daily, with or without oats. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2821 You’ll need help with the suppository. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2822 Your mane should start growing back after a week. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2823 Well, if I can't take it orally I'm going to need some help... 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2824 No, check the CENTER aisle. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2825 Take one in the morning with your oats. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2826 Believe me; you want to take these as pills. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2827 It is listed right here as a possible side effect. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2828 I thought your prescription was for Centrum. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2829 Can I save money by getting this from a veterinary supply? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2830 Take it 30 minutes before breeding. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2831 I am sorry, sir. You must be mistaken. This is the pharmacy, not the farm. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2832 I mean... we say “quit horsing around” for a reason. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2833 I am not satisfied with the nail clipper you sell. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2834 I have horsetail herb extract, and I have radish root, but for horseradish you’ll have to trot over to the Deli counter. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2835 Hello Mr. Ed. I see your condition has, shall we say.... stabilized? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2836 This may at least stop the incessant urge to gallop. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2837 Umm, I have to say the Preparation H didn’t work. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2838 Do you prefer the generic or equine form? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2839 This really only works if you're a little hoarse. 1.2716 0.05559 81 63 15 3
2840 You say you have a frog in your throat? 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2841 I think you will have to consult your Vet about that. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2842 Your leg is broken, I heard you, but we don't do that here. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2843 Sir, I’m sorry, but I’ve forgotten what two hoof taps means 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2844 Excuse me, sir, would you have anything to help restore a receding hairline? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2845 No, your doctor only ordered this because you told her you were a little hoarse... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2846 Unfortunately, a side effect of this medication may make you look like a satyr without the ability to act like a satyr. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2847 So where's the long face? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2848 These sleeping pills are strong enough to knock out a horse, so take half. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2849 The side effects are written right on the box. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2850 Take two with your morning oats. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2851 The doctor says your a little hoarse? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2852 This should help you adjust to having your penis way back there. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2853 That is just one of several side effects. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2854 I'm sorry, I thought you said you were becoming hoarse. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
2855 We did warn you that it might make you hoarse. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2856 Well, you're partly covered by your insurance.... 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2857 You have no insurance, but you're an odds-on favorite tomorrow in the 5th at Aqueduct? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2858 You mean hoof sanitizer 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2859 It's only a side effect if you've ever called anyone horse-faced. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2860 Somehow I think you've taken these before. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2861 Um, lower back. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2862 I have only half of your prescription. The rest is at your veterinarian's. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
2863 I That equine flu shot you gave me has got my heart racing. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2864 No, no, it's right here on the list of side effects between 'nausea' and 'thrush.' 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2865 The equine portion is fine, but with that receding mane you don’t get ridden much, do you?" 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2866 Excuse me sir, I’m looking for the medicine that helps me perform like a race horse...not look like one. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2867 Next time, please wear pants. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2868 Make sure you take a long run before having this laxative. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2869 You need a prescription from the vet to have the other half filled. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2870 This should have you in STABLE condition by the weekend. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2871 Horse pills don't work for me; on the other hoof, horse suppositories are perfectly fine. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2872 This should cure your galloping diarrhea 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2873 While taking this medication you should refrain from drinking alcohol, operating heavy machinery, or galloping”. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2874 Looks like you will need help inserting these 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2875 Sorry, sir. This prescription is for athlete's 'foot,' not 'hoof.'" Michael Rogness, St. Paul M 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2876 Best to take with two lumps of sugar. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2877 Your equine reduction pills are ready. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2878 No, we don't serve half and half 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2879 Yes, Centaurum For Men is a good daily vitamin, but have you thought about prescription strength? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2880 And have you noticed a change in the consistency of your stool? 1.2716 0.05830 81 64 13 4
2881 Here are your giddy up pills. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2882 No, not hoarse—horse. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2883 Do you have any big blue pills? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2884 This is for your hindquarters. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2885 Sir, you'll have to pick this up at the ride through window. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2886 Yes, it's listed right here between 'possible heartburn' and 'occasional insomnia'. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2887 I'm sorry, sir, but your plan does not cover horse tranquilizers. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2888 I’m sorry sir, but Trojans are on display in aisle 3 on the left. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2889 These will help you get back on your own two feet. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2890 Sir, may I ask which one of you has the hoof and mouth disease? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2891 No, my doctor prescribed me horse pills" 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2892 You own a horse?" "No. I'm picking this up for a friend. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2893 I ran out of the horse pills... 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2894 Did you experience any side effects? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2895 No, this won't allow you to take on the whole herd of fillies. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2896 Viagra has some warnings for a man of your ..er, constitution. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2897 I'm afraid a mask won't help much with your condition, sir. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2898 Excuse me, did you say hoarse or horse? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2899 It appears I misunderstood your message asking if I had something for the trots. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2900 You say you'e a little hoarse? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2901 No. For the last time, a lube won't help when you're stuck, Jeremy. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2902 Centaurism is clearly listed as a side effect. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2903 If you find it puts a hitch in your giddy up, try taking it at bedtime. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2904 It's the virus of the centaury. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2905 I've cut your horse pills in half. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2906 No, I don't participate in Gallop polls. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2907 Take a pill a day for the Charley Horse. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2908 The other part of your prescription is at PetSmart. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2909 Ok, so you're saying that the horse body wasn't there before? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2910 If you start to grow wings, call your vet immediately... 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2911 Your veterinarian called this in. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2912 Do the side effects include kicking? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2913 No sir, Hogwarts has not sent your prescription over to us... 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2914 How many times did we tell you to get your flu shot, hmm? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2915 Sorry, I thought you said you were a little hoarse. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2916 Take two a day, and no dressage for six weeks. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2917 Do you have anything for gamboling? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2918 This is for if your THROAT is a little horse. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2919 Could you please explain the side effects again? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2920 3 Times a Day with a Full Bucket of Water. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2921 I wish you’d stop saying saying “how’s my favorite horse’s ass” 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2922 I’m sorry ,sir, there’s no such thing as half a hay-fever pill 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2923 I'm pretty sure you're not going to like the delivery method for these. 1.2692 0.05055 78 61 15 2
2924 Yes, the side effects will make you a horses ass. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2925 These pills should help you with your horseness. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2926 Just walk me through why you need a horse tranquilliser again? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2927 There may be some side effects... 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2928 One of the side effects is that it may induce a tendency to compulsively repeat the phrase "howdy pardner". 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2929 I' m sorry, even if you are a Centaur, horse pills aren't covered by your insurance. Did you try your vet? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2930 Didn't we discuss the side effects with you? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2931 The last thing I remember is you called me a horse's ass 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2932 Have you used suppositories before? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2933 Maybe you should reconsider the dosage, there is enough tranquilizer in these pills to kill a horse. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2934 Should I read you the after effects? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2935 If you take the Viagra make sure your partner uses a lot of lube. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2936 Can you point me in the direction of the Magnums? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2937 I don't know why I'm so surprised. The doctor who called it in did say that you're a little hoarse. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2938 This drug store will give your money back if she doesn't care for the scent or ... 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2939 Well, I'm sorry but the side effects are clearly labelled: dizziness, palpitations, centaurianism... 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2940 We don't carry stable paper. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2941 One case of Charmin. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2942 This should make you feel less horse. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2943 It says that if it persists for more than four hours to call your doctor. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2944 You said you wanted to be hung like a horse. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2945 Your voice will clear up in a week. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2946 The warning label is pretty clear that taking it with oatmeal may cause side effects 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2947 You were supposed to take that drug two times a day, not four. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2948 Sorry, your insurance only covers the name-brand for bi-peds. Now, if you’re interested in the seriously generic. . . . 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2949 Sorry sir but,we don't carry Viagra in that strength. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2950 This medication should keep your nagging cough stable. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2951 Yes, the coronavirus seems very serious. You're the fourth horseman I've seen today. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2952 This should clear up your hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2953 Yes, the drug does have side effects. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2954 have you tried acupuncture? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2955 Take three of these twice a day, or eat one bale of hay between meals...your choice! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2956 Is Dr. Doolittle your PCP or your veterinarian? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2957 OK, here you are--you're the cleanup on aisle two, right? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2958 Herb, you're already half stallion, are you sure you need this Viagra? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2959 These will help with the hoarseness. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2960 I have your prescription for a sore throat since you’re a little horse. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2961 For a refill of that, you need to go across the street to the Crazy Horse Saloon. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2962 Yes sir, you still have to pay the full copay amount. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2963 It's for my better half. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2964 I am sorry sir, I do not think that this prescription is correct. This could tranquilize a horse. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2965 Take two sugar cubes and call me in the morning. Wait....did this prescription come from your Doc or the vet 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2966 And how is this not just a common colt? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2967 These can make you loopy, so don't be a horse's ass. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2968 Centaur aisle, third shelf from the bottom. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2969 Sir, I can't offer you anything but a repository, you will need a friend to help you take it. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2970 I'm afraid male baldness pattern is hereditary, sir. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2971 What you are describing pertains to the human or the horse part of you? 1.2692 0.01976 78 64 13 1
2972 I think I went overboard with the Preparation H 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2973 “If these pills are too large to swallow, you may grind them up and mix them with your oats.” 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2974 No, my throat's fine. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2975 Lately, I've been getting a little hoarse. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2976 Do you have something to help me change back? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2977 Off to the races, again? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Good luck. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2978 Take two of these at bedtime with a bucket of oats. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2979 You’ll need to take it easy on this medication, so you’ve been scratched from the fifth race at Pimlico. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2980 I would prescribe you some pants. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2981 Well, you waived the consult... 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2982 Take as needed for the trots. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2983 Well, since it's for hemorrhoids, let's call your vet for the dosage. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2984 You can't eat hay while taking this medication. 1.2692 0.05374 78 60 16 2
2985 What were the side effects again? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2986 I’m afraid there’re no refills on this prescription—you might say it doesn’t have legs! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2987 Side effects may include dizziness, rash, centaurification, and nausea. Are you feeling nauseated. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2988 No, we're all out. If you didn't have the antidote you should never have taken it in the first place. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2989 And what brings you to Rhode Island? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2990 I don't care what you identify as, I can't just give you "horse-sized pills." 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2991 I'm sorry you're not feeling like yourself, sir, but the warning label clearly states: 'Side effects may include irritability, nasueau, and sporadic Centauritis.' 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2992 They are the size of horse pills, take them with pudding! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2993 That's one hell of a side effect. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2994 I'd be careful who you tell if these don't work. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2995 This won’t get rid of the horse body; but it will enable you to sleep standing up. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2996 Be careful. This dosage is fit for a horse. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2997 The possible side-effects ARE listed right here in the fine print. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2998 This time I need a horse pill. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2999 I’m sorry—I was hoping for a little more Bojack Horseman and a little less Woody Allen. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3000 Symptoms are I am feeling a little hoarse 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3001 Have you ever been in a desert with a human with no name? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3002 Did you have any adverse side effects with your last prescription? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3003 These are kind of horse pills sir, but I'm guessing you won't mind. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
3004 You should take these with plenty of hay and water. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
3005 I don't believe our standard approaches to Hay Fever would be called for. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3006 These are pretty large, but don’t cut them in half. Just man up! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3007 Take once a day with a trough of water. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3008 No, that's not one of the known side effects. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3009 Your doctor very well may have told you Centrum silver, but I'm telling you - that's clearly not how the prescription reads. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3010 I don’t care which end! Just Give me something to change me. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3011 Would you please go over those side effects again? 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
3012 I've been experiencing some unpleasant side effects. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3013 Yes...I heard from your doctor but I still haven’t heard from your vet . 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3014 Be sure not to exceed one of these Viagra pills daily. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3015 This should cure your hoarseness, 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3016 I'll need a note from your Vet. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
3017 no sugar cubes or alcohol within 6 hours of taking this medication 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3018 Yes, this one can also help with tail hair loss." 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3019 Just fill half of the prescription...I'll get the rest of it from the vet 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3020 Here's something for hoof-and-mouth disease. As for foot in mouth, you're on your own. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
3021 Oh, so your name is Michael C-e-n-t-a-r. That's my mistake. 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
3022 Insert two tablets anally, and one orally. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3023 Okay. one capsule three times per day. Sorry about the delay filling this but we seldom encounter patients with oats deficiency. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3024 Sorry, I'll need a prescription from your Veterinarian. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3025 I’ve been feeling a little hoarse lately. -Jon Torpey High Point, NC 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
3026 No sir. The most common side effect is a hoarse throat. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3027 No, sir, we do not sell a combination fly spray-deodorant. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3028 Again. You did not take as directed. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
3029 The price went up because you need a bigger Viagra pill after your transplant. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3030 I always thought your were one but the side effect makes it clear. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3031 So you're saying your throat is a little hoarse? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3032 Ms., could I ask you equestrian: where's the vet? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3033 It's listed right here between "may cause drowsiness" and "may cause upset stomach." 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3034 Be careful. This will really make you kick up your heels. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3035 Don't be embarrassed. It happens to most men, and horses. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3036 Make sure to eat some oats when you take these. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3037 My doctor prescribed them, he said I'm a little horse. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3038 No sir, we don't sell sugar cubes for medicinal purposes here. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3039 If it lasts for more than four hours, call your vet. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3040 Your partner is Pegasus? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3041 No, I don't have a hoarse throat. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3042 Oh, Mr. Steed, I'm sorry but that drug you've been taking has been discontinued. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3043 No, it's spelled 'pharmacy,' with a P-H. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3044 Make sure you take these with oats. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
3045 I do not think viagra is necessary. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3046 You'll have to see your vetenarian for that. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3047 I warned you about the side effects, didn't I??? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3048 Any relation to the Headless Horseman? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3049 Why yes, I do see that “the trots” can be a side effect of this medication. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3050 Pharmacist: "Now if we could just have you fill out this 10 minute survey you can collect your $5.00 store credit gift card..." 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3051 I don’t care if you’re The Galloping Gourmet. No prescription was called in by your primary care physician or your veterinarian. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3052 For a refill, you'll need to find a Farmacist. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3053 The warning label was quite specific about oats. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3054 They only come in suppository form. Can you reach? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3055 Am I too late to pick up the anti-centaur vaccine? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
3056 I'm afraid for below the belt situations, you have to go to a veterinary. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3057 Sir, if you could just wait behind the big screen over there, someone will be right with you. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3058 You may feel a little weak in the withers on these. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3059 We're still waiting for the results of your DNA test. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3060 No problem at all. Suppositories will be fine 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3061 I’m not half the chimera I used to be. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3062 A hoarse throat is a side effect when taken orally. How did you take the mediation? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3063 Yes, I did read the side effects. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3064 These will relieve the saddle pain that you’ve been having. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3065 It's a common side effect. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3066 No, I'm afraid the lozenges won't cure your horseness. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3067 I don't know what to tell you. Usually, the best thing to do about an oat allergy is to just avoid oats. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3068 ...And that's why it's important to know the drug's half-life. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3069 Oh - was I supposed to fill it for Centrum Silver? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3070 OK, so we have one refill for Hoof & Mouth Disease and one refill for Hay Fever. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3071 THIS MEDS ARE FOR YOUR FEVER, BUT FOR YOUR BACKACHE YOU'LL NEED TO GO SEE A VET. 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
3072 Side effects include needing to pee like a, uh, increased urination. 1.2632 0.05419 76 59 15 2
3073 Have you experienced any side effects with Viagra? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3074 Take one capsule twice a day with hay. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3075 Well, all drugs have side effects Mr. Pearson, or is it Smokey? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
3076 I'm sorry Mr Potts, but I clearly remember telling you that the prescription you got from your vet could cause serious side-effects.... 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3077 I went through all this and you still won't give me ketamine?! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3078 Vet or M.D. ? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3079 Take two to get rid of those nagging sensations. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3080 Your provider has denied coverage on the grounds that metamorphosis is listed as a preexisting condition. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3081 "I don't think we carry condoms in you size." 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
3082 Take 3 a day before hay 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3083 I need Valium, give me something that will calm a horse 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3084 This would actually be cheaper at your vet. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3085 Sore throat? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3086 Good news. These pills are for someone who has one, not for someone who is one. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3087 I am sorry Sir, we ran out of the Equine vaccine. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3088 Is there a little blue pill to make me less of a stud? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3089 I've been a little horse for a while now. Got anything for that? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3090 You can try that natural cure instead of these pills but I say the whole idea is just a myth. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
3091 A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and this is the medicine I endorse to relieve you of your deep remorse for having the body of a horse, prescribed by Dr Ed. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3092 A horse is a horse, of course, of course ------------- 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3093 You had to know insurance wouldn't cover this. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3094 I don't see anything for you. Who called it in -- your doctor or veterinarian? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3095 If this doesn't work, we may have to put you down. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3096 Here’s your anti-anxiety medication. Time for new shoes already? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3097 Maybe instead you should try saying you have a "scratchy voice" if you want a doctor to take it seriously. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3098 No, We've never seen a side-effect like this..Exactly how many extra did you take by mistake?" 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3099 Let me guess, you need something for the trots. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3100 I am going to need a COMPLETE list of side effects! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3101 So you don't want these in suppositories? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3102 Your prescription is for swine flu. There must be a mistake here. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3103 The veterinarian office down the street can attend to your bottom half. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3104 Your vet has reduced the dosage. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3105 Yes, on the phone I did say this was effective for someone who is a little hoarse with a fever, but your symptoms present differently in person 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
3106 It says to take them on a full stomach, but I'm not sure which. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
3107 I'm sorry, but I think suppositories are out of the question. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3108 It is listed as a side-effect. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3109 I need some throat lozenges. I'm feeling a bit hoarse today. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3110 Your sore throat is making you more than a little hoarse 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3111 It says, “ take take two before hitting the hay”. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3112 I'm here to pick up a refill for my Charley Horse...no generics please! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3113 You'll have to go to the feed and grain store for this one. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3114 These will help if you’re not have the man you used to be. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3115 So I see you’ve made an ass of yourself once again. 1.2632 0.05419 76 59 15 2
3116 A gallon of rogaine? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3117 Are you still feeling a little horse? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3118 Your on-line doctor likely underdosed the Viagra. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3119 You’d have to go to a veterinarian for that ... 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3120 I guess it's a typo. The label says you may feel a little hoarse. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3121 I have this friend... 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3122 Hoarse? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3123 I’m sorry sir; your doctor has neighed your request for a refill. 1.2632 0.05578 76 60 13 3
3124 So you say you became hoarse overnight? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3125 Those pills you gave me last time didn’t work as expected! 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3126 We're going to have to double check this with your veterinarian. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3127 Not to worry, Sir, it says right here: "Possible side effects may include feelings of an enlarged bladder and restless leg syndrome." 1.2632 0.05419 76 59 15 2
3128 I’m sure you don’t need male enhancement pills. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3129 Take before bedtime with plenty of water and fresh oats. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3130 Your doctor prescribed two pills per day, but your vet said you can take four 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3131 Where can I find the neighsal spray? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
3132 Which half do you want to keep? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3133 The best cure for your hay fever is to stop eating it! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3134 Well, it's just for colic, so I really don't think it will help your time at Santa Anita. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3135 After taking this you should not engage in any barrel races or calf roping until you know how it affects you. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3136 I'm on the cusp. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3137 I just came from the veterinarian's for half of my meds, and I am here for the other half. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3138 Well I'll be a My Ass 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3139 These for your better half? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3140 I’m picking up a prescription for my better half 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3141 When you said on the phone, you were a little bit hoarse, I thought your throat was the problem....... 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3142 Yes, these pills are large. Try pressing one into an apple. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3143 Take one dose every 6 hours when you are feeling hoarse. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3144 How do you spell B-L-U-C-H-E-R? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3145 Take this if you still feel colicy, but stop eating like a horse. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3146 It says here to take the full bottle for postequineitis... 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3147 You're pissing like a racehorse because you are a racehorse. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3148 Suppository?! Couldn’t you kindly compound that into a powder or something? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3149 Hey, not sure what your doctor was thinking. Its a cross between a horse pill and a statin. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3150 I forgot to tell you about the side effects of those horse pills I gave you last week. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3151 Yes. The antidote to un-make an ass of yourself 1.2619 0.05388 84 66 15 3
3152 We need your vet's prescription as well. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3153 I guess it's legal to sell you this DMSO anti-inflammatory for horses. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3154 My veterinarian called in my prescription. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3155 Sorry, no horseshoes, no service. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3156 The Centaur for Disease Control... 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3157 No, not one of the listed side effects. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
3158 Yes, Viagra works for horses, too. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3159 No, no. *My* prescription for 'ED' is for a medicine to treat EQUINE Disorder. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3160 I knew the risks in trying to my hair back, but with this tail! I need the meds to maintain it. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3161 It’s not our fault that you didn’t read the potential side effects 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3162 Can you give me the liquid form. Can't handle the huge horse pills. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3163 If the horseness isn't gone in a week, we'll try something else. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3164 I did use as directed 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3165 These side effects are nothing to snicker about 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3166 These should help with your enlarged prostate. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3167 You're right -- those won't help. I thought you meant you had trouble talking. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3168 The discount coupon is only good for the front and upper part of the prescription cost. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3169 Side effects include hallucinations and delusions of grandeur. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3170 Do you have anything to counteract the horse pill I took? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3171 Trump asks for genius medication. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3172 Take two of these before every race. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3173 I'm not sure which doctor wrote this prescription, but there's enough tranquilizer here to knock out a hor—" 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3174 Senator Apply PRN, when called a horse's ass. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3175 Driving? Well, um, uh, just don't go over 8mph after taking it. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3176 Look what your horse pills did. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3177 Yes, this medication has been shown in rare instances to cause one to become hot to trot 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3178 This could make you feel like a peppy young stallion again, but it won't do anything for your baldness. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3179 I have a terrible time swallowing these horse pills. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3180 I've been feeling especially hoarse lately. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3181 My mistake, your prescription for Viagra DOES require the extra large pills. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3182 These have to be taken with oats ... er, food ...er ... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3183 Big Pharma doesn’t do mythology! 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
3184 We don't have anything for that 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3185 Hay, I have been feeling a bit ‘horse’ with my allergies lately. Do you have anything for ‘hayfever’? Yay or ‘neigh’ 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3186 You should find them easier to swallow than most. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3187 This medication will definitely help with the trots, sir. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3188 No, it only comes as a suppository 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3189 I'm sorry, sir. Lasix is not on your formulary. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3190 Let’s see... blurred vision, dry mouth, fatigue... nope, no mention of that as a possible side effect. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3191 Yes, suppositories, sir. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3192 Your prescription requires both a doctor's and a vet's signature. I don't care if it is your first rodeo. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3193 It’s a pain in the ass 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3194 I can't give you these just because you're a little hoarse 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3195 Well, the manufacturer does claim that the little blue pills will turn the user into a stud. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3196 This one you take orally, this one goes...in the other end. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3197 If you hadn't refused the consultation, you would have known about the side effects. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3198 Good luck with these suppositories. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3199 I'm afraid I'm losing my voice. I'm not completely horse yet, so what do you have to help me feel like a man again? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3200 If these seem like swallowing horse pills feel free to cut them in half... 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3201 You're to take two of these when you are feeling a little hoarse. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3202 I’m not sure these will be effective on a horse’s ass.” 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3203 I hate to break this to you, but this is not going to help. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3204 Please stamp once for name brand or twice for generic. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3205 Are you sure it's only your throat that feels hoarse? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3206 Are you sure you don't want to be consulted about side effects this time? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3207 You obviously have internalized years of being called a horse's ass and your doctor prescribed these to help with your self-image. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3208 Unfortunately, these are suppositoires. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3209 Looks like the X-Ray is showing a hairline fracture. Sorry, the doc says we have to shoot you. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3210 You know, it's actually much cheaper if I fill this prescription as your back half, right? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3211 And don't jump over any high fences on the way home. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3212 These are real horse pills, but that shouldn't be a problem for you. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3213 I'm sorry sir, but there is nothing generic about your condition. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3214 I need some help with my hemorrhoids. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3215 I hope this works. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3216 And here is a list of possible side effects, which you probably know about. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3217 Unfortunately, there's no cure for being a horse's ass. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3218 Possible side effects include thinning of the fetlocks. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3219 I know you asked for small, but for some reason your insurance only allows for horse pills. 1.2568 0.05113 74 59 13 2
3220 Why did these prescribed pills turn me into a horse's a**? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3221 Take twice daily with peanut butter. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3222 Did you read the possible side effects Mr. Jenkins? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3223 I have one for you and one for the horse you road in on. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3224 You really don't need this, you're already a stud. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3225 This medication may make you a little hoarse. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3226 It's efficacy is great' , its side effects draws horseflies 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3227 No, I said these should help if you're a little hoarse" 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3228 What kind of side effects have you suffered from this drug? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3229 I can give you these for the corona virus but you’ll still need to take the blue ones for equine flu 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3230 Are you sure you want the rectal suppositories? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3231 Take two of these a day, and if you're still feeling a little hoarse, consult your physician... 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3232 Sir, when I asked you to stop being an ass, that was not a challenge. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3233 Yes...do you carry Centrum for Centaurs? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3234 Did the doctor warn you of any side effects on baldness? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3235 Take this with food, and avoid anything over five furlongs. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3236 What would you suggest for horseness? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3237 Oops. We mixed the Voodoo home remedy into your prescription. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3238 The doctor said to take four every morning with your oats.... 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3239 Are you still feeling off your feed? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3240 Take one pill daily with half and half. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3241 Take two of these and call your vet in the morning. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3242 I'm sorry, we can't refund you. The side-effects are clearly labelled. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3243 Your suppository needs to be prescribed by a veterinarian 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3244 I'm sorry, but I did tell you that the possible side effects included hair loss. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3245 Would you like brand name, generic or veterinary grade? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3246 I can tell you right now, it’s not gonna help you, man. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3247 I'll check to see if Narnia is in-network. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3248 A veterinarian needs to cosign this prescription. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3249 Can you give me your date of birth again, Mr. Asklepios, this time a bit more slowly so that I can get an accurate count? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3250 Unfortunately, this helps with being "hoarse" not being " horse." 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3251 Yes, I understand your frustration, sir, but it clearly lists on the bottle that side-effects include centaur-like symptoms. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3252 Stop horsing around and tell me your prescription please. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3253 Well, side effects can obviously vary. It's just that most medications these days are not tested on Centaurs 1.2568 0.05291 74 58 14 2
3254 Some masks please - I'm a little hoarse today. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3255 Let me tell you Eddy, it's great to finally see you over the counter. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3256 Take two of these a day, and your voice should be back within a week. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3257 As a side effect, you will be a little hoarse. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3258 Yes, I'm afraid to say it is one of the lesser-known side effects. 1.2568 0.05113 74 55 19 0
3259 I,m sorry sir, our only prescription is for a quarter horse. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3260 Sagittarius? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3261 With this, that comes down to, um... twenty-nine dollaurs and ninety-nine centaurs. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3262 Could you please remind me of the side effects? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3263 I can fill the oral antibiotic, but the suppository prescription will have to filled by your Veterinarian. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3264 What do you suggest? I'm a little horse. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3265 Not any bad side effects. Why? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3266 I can see where a suppository would be difficult, Mr. Ed. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3267 Sorry, state law prohibits me from dispensing this amount of Viagra. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3268 Sir, I think stocking up for the corona virus is the least of your worries. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3269 Most guys take one of these blue pills: you’ll probably need two. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3270 These will make you run faster, but I'm afraid you're still 40-1 in the 5th race at Belmont 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3271 No, this drug does NOT cause horse-ness. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3272 You may want to call your doctor. This only works for hoarse throats. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3273 Your Centaur pills are WAYYYYYYY out of date 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3274 Feeling a little horse, are you? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3275 Take 24 of these twice a day after each meal 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3276 Just take two of these twice a day with your oats and you should be off to the races again in no time. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3277 Whoa now, I need the last four of your Social Security before I can give you this prescription. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3278 If you don't find it in shoe repair or nail care, try the village smithy on aisle seventy-two. 1.2558 0.05407 86 69 13 4
3279 Have you any pre-existing conditions I should be aware of, Mr. Gallantrot? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3280 Do you have something that can help with constipation and problems with concentration? I'm on a Keto Diet. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3281 There is no need to be a jackass. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3282 And when did you start noticing symptoms? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3283 If you start saying 'climate change is a hoax', come back urgently and we will change your prescription. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3284 I was fine before someone called me a horse’s ass. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3285 Take it with a full glass of oats. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3286 Your wife said you were a horses ass, but I did not expect this. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3287 I'm here to pick up my anxiety prescription to help me control my anger when someone calls me a horse's ass. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3288 I just don’t feel completely myself. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3289 No, we're not aware of any unusual side-effects. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3290 For your pain in the ass, take this twice a day with food. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3291 I could only fill the prescription from your PCP, not your vet. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3292 Yes, but at least there were no sidesaddle effects. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3293 This is your last refilly. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3294 This is the fifth case of hand, hoof, and mouth I’ve seen this week 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3295 We only have half of your prescription. The veterinarian down the block will have the rest. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3296 I’m sure no one noticed Mr Smith 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3297 Two of these daily should help you quit peeing like a racehorse. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3298 No, we don't have suppository for horses. 1.2530 0.04645 83 66 15 2
3299 I am feeling a little horse today! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3300 Did your physician or your veterinarian prescribe this? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3301 It says right here on the bottle, “May cause centar-ness” 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3302 Do you carry the lozenges that make you a bit less horse? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3303 I see a vet has cosigned the presciption. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3304 Take this if you're feeling horse. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3305 You misread the warning label on this prescription: it didn't say this medication might make you a little hoarse... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3306 but it did clear up the athletes foot, didn’t it? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3307 Better be careful. There have been cases where horses have failed dope tests due to hairspray. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3308 Take two of these before you hit the hay. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3309 I won’t go so far as to say this will help grow you a mane. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3310 Just take two pills with your oats every morning. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3311 Don't take this if you are allergic to oats. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3312 I think it's time to call the vet. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3313 Yes, your vet just called it in. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3314 You see, I've always wanted to try horse. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3315 Hmm... the side effects are said to be minimal. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3316 This should help you with how you have been feeling hoarse lately." 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3317 Yes, that is one of the side effects. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3318 A lot of people have trouble swallowing these horse pills. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3319 This will keep it from spreading to your throat. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3320 Would you prefer suppositories? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3321 I see you are already aware of the potential side effects of this medication. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3322 So they helped with they centaur part, but do you have anything to make me taller 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3323 Do you prefer oral or suppository? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3324 Irritability, bloating, hooves, tail, baldness. Any other symptoms? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3325 You said that horse tranquilizer would have killed my ex-wife, but it just put her to sleep 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3326 Don't take more than two of these a day or you might . . . oh. Never mind. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3327 Yeah, I see your predicament, still can't give you PCP. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3328 I hate to nag you, but your date of birth again? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3329 And your prescription plan is still through CentaurX? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3330 so you're the centaur that's been fucking my wife 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3331 Take these every day and in no time you'll be clocking five furlongs in 60 seconds flat. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3332 Each week, we provide a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit your caption below, we choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Finalists for this week’s cartoon, by Cartoon by Kaamran Hafeez, will appear online February 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3333 What do you mean you can only give me a half dose of Ketamine 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3334 The label says a rare side effect is it may make you a little horse. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3335 You want oats with this? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3336 I told you to check the possible side effects. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3337 I’m sorry sir, we do ask that you read the list of potential side effects before starting the medication 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3338 I don't suppose you work at the Centaur for Disease Control? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3339 Yes, some patients do report feeling "a little HOARSE". 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3340 Sorry, there is no prescription for doing something weird in a past lifetime. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3341 I think Centaurum Silver should assuage the trots. 1.2500 0.05139 72 56 15 1
3342 I’m sorry but your insurance covers minotaur symptoms only. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3343 You know this will only fix part of your problem? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3344 According to your manure sample, some Fleet laxative should get you hot to trot. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3345 You're saying this medication made you a little hoarse? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3346 It's for hoof and mouth disease. 1.2500 0.05506 72 57 13 2
3347 For you, I recommend Centaur One-A-Day. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3348 Take two of these if you are feeling horse 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3349 I'll need to get a prescription from your veterinarian as well. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3350 But have you tried meditation? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3351 Do you have a cough, or are you just feeling a little horse? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3352 They only make enlargement pills for that, not reducers. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3353 Folks, please wait your turn behind the line... this goes beyond privacy. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3354 Do you ever feel like the centaur of attention? 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
3355 Have you had any side effects from the horse pills, yay or neigh? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3356 These are supposed to be effective for hoarseness, but you can try them if you like. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3357 Any symptoms other than you're a little horse? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3358 That will be three kicks, four kicks then one kick. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3359 Your doctor says avoid carrots and take two of these pills every six hours with hay. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3360 Honestly, I thought "Horse Pills" was just an expression. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3361 You realize you'll be prohibited from racing for at least 3 weeks afterwards. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3362 Wouldn't it be easier if she went on the pill? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3363 This is the best hay fever treatment on the market. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3364 Galloping pneumonia ? —take 2 tabs every 6 hours with hay for 10 days. 1.2500 0.05506 72 57 13 2
3365 Does THIS prescription have any side effects? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3366 Did you say you wanted horse pills? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3367 Those pills were for your horse! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3368 No, we don't have anything for your type of hay fever. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3369 Do you have any half a horse pills? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3370 I don't think any of the ingredients would cause your craving for hay. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3371 It's one of the side effects of taking these with oats. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3372 We don't have any pills for if you're a horse's ass. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3373 This should work on that whinny, sir. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3374 Because it's one copay per two legs. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3375 I recommend that you cut back on your alfalfa supplement for awhile. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3376 Wow, you look great. When I was on this, I ate like a horse. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3377 I’m afraid the closest thing we have is Centrum. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3378 You should have no problem swallowing it. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3379 Well, sir, you really should read the fine print. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3380 I suggest that you cut back on the oats 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3381 So you still have to pay for the whole suit? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3382 Careful on the dosage: it might give you a case of the trots. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3383 Do you have remedies for horseradish allergy? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3384 No, no, I said coarse hair problem. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3385 Mr Whitby, you may want to rethink this Viagra prescription which could be fatal in your condition. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3386 Doctor, the medication seems to be working, I’m feeling a lot less horse today... now give me my ketamine! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3387 Well, yes, we used to be called Centaurs, but with inflation, now we are known as Dollartaurs 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3388 It's a new strain — the bovine flu. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3389 You say you have the trots? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3390 And have you been tested for hay fever? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3391 Yes, but what are the effects and side-effects on centaurs? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3392 Yes, I would say it's time to call your doctor--or your vet. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3393 Excuse me, Sir, you need to have your pants on. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3394 I'd say you were a bit more than just a little hoarse 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3395 I'm sorry, the side effects were clearly stated on the label. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3396 Do you have anything to treat hoof in mouth disease? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3397 Side effects include "equine derierus" also commonly known as horses ass. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3398 No, I'm Mr. Redd. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3399 Sorry, you're a bit short. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3400 You may need some help. These are suppositories. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3401 What do you recommend for the trots? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3402 Do you have anything for a sore throat? I'm somewhat horse this morning 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3403 I'm sorry, these work only on thoroughbreds. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3404 Sir, I thought the prescriptive drug is for your horse, not yourself. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3405 Now did your doctor prescribe this? Or your veterinarian? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3406 Centaurum multivitamin is available over-the-counter. Aisle 5. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3407 This will treat the hoof but not the mouth 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3408 Yes, I know suppositories aren't the easiest. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3409 A word of caution, these are large and can be hard to swallow. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3410 These will bring back that mane in no time. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3411 It happens to a lot of men and horses your age. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3412 I can give you these only if you've been neutered. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3413 Well, I did ask you last time if you wanted to hear about the side effects. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3414 Can you reccommend something for the equine flu? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3415 I think that you’ll need a bigger glass for taking these tablets 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3416 Sir, I don't think we can help you with this. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3417 No my wife isn't a horse girl, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3418 Sir, I'm going to have to ask how this happened before I can help. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3419 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to offend you by calling them, "horse pills." 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3420 And this one should help with your delusions of grandeur. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3421 I don't understand...the bottle says it might make you a LITTLE horse. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3422 I can see that, but I'm not allowed to distribute equine doses of Viagra. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3423 You don't have anything for a horse throat,do you? 1.2500 0.05506 72 57 13 2
3424 Unfortunately, these tranquilizers are only sold in the form of suppositories. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3425 These should do the trick, and then you can audition for Mythbusters 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3426 Anything for "horseness?" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3427 Are you mentally in a stable? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3428 This will put you back on feeling your oats. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3429 It could be worse Mr Bloomberg... you could have gone Republican and you wouldn't have gotten thru the door. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3430 Now make sure you only take HALF of this tranquilizer at a time. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3431 Possible side effects include ‘the trots’ 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3432 Cures hoof in mouth disease, unless you're a politician. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3433 Do you prefer generic or genetic? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3434 At this point I assume you don't need to be reminded of the side effects. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3435 I take it I can count on your sparing me the usual comment about the size of these pills. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3436 I can only give you half a horse tranquilizer 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3437 Side effects may include horsing around. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3438 Yes, I filled the prescription your vet called in. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3439 You can't ask me about my raised platform if I can't ask you about the centaur thing. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3440 I'm here to pick up my new meds to keep me from speaking out of my ass. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3441 No, I am not available for kids' birthday parties. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3442 Yes, your doctor called it in, but I'm still waiting for approval from your vet. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3443 You’re fortunate your veterinarian is a people person too! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3444 You say you’re a bit horse? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3445 You're right. Says it can cause rashes, headaches and Centaurism. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3446 Look. I understand he is a 'Doctor,' but mythologist isn't a recognized medical specialty, and I'm not filling this. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3447 I’ve heard of horse pills but this is ridiculous 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3448 Two of these every morning should calm your unfettered inner centaur; but there’s nothing I can do for the associated epidermal carbuncle. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3449 I'm assuming you're already aware of the side effects? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3450 Your drug's other side effects should be quite minor. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3451 You're covered, insurance will pay for half. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3452 The drug's side effects made me feel kind of horsy. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3453 These should help if you're feeling hoarse" 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3454 You can pick up the nos drops here but you will need to go to your veterinarian for the tail ointment. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3455 The trial only included a probability of one to a million. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3456 Allergic to gluten or alfalfa? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3457 My pronoun is "neigh" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3458 Sorry, but I have to notify your doctor that you've become unstabled. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3459 We’ve half a mind to fill your horse tranquilizer prescription. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3460 Only a calf dose is covered. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3461 Take two of these every morning with your coffee, and you'll not only see your hair grow back, but you'll also be out to stud in no time. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3462 You're a bit horse. Any other symptoms? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3463 Yes, but the warning on the box read horse, not mare. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3464 This medication is especially designed for someone who's a horse's ass. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3465 Can you please stop centar-splaining my job? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3466 I don't think you need to worry about the side effects. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3467 Yes, hallucinations are a possible side effect, but you might be surprised how quickly you get used to them 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3468 I told you one of the side effects could be hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3469 Yes, these little blue pills should give you that "giddy up and go" you are seeking. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3470 The side effects are temporary. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3471 Sir, I can assure you these are not suppositories. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3472 Didn't you read the insert listing the potential side effects? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3473 Do you have a prescription for a horse's ass? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3474 It says here to take two a day two times daily at two o'clock for the first two days of every two weeks - did you do that? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3475 I'm sorry sir. For that I'll need a script from your vet. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3476 Your doctor gave you a 90 furlong supply 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3477 After your upfront deductible, there’s a substantial rear copay. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3478 I understand you are being put out to stud, but one viagra daily should do the trick. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3479 No worries--one side effect is the trots. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3480 My Godfather had a similar condition. All you need is a good pillow. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3481 I didn't think a centaur would need these... 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3482 I think I have a frog in my throat. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3483 Do you have anything for horseness? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3484 So, are you having any noticeable side effects? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3485 Your insurance has approved your minority status,but you are now on a watch list. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3486 Sir, I'm so sorry to have to tell you that your triple E medication is out of date" 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3487 Yes my uncle was a hoofer too. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3488 According to the latest Gallop Poll, you are undecided. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3489 Sir, my heart goes out to you and your kind, but as of yet, medical science has no cure for the partially bald. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3490 But I told you it was a "horse pill". 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3491 It's a suppository, will the be a problem? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3492 This usually helps men kick up their heels. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3493 Do you have laxatives that aren't the size of horse pills. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3494 I’ve been a bit hoarse lately. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3495 You will probably still be a little hoarse for a few more days. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3496 What do you know about Cannabis and fetlock inflammation? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3497 Your doctor called it in. Said you were feeling a bit horse? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3498 Side effects include stamping and neighing. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3499 It could be worst...you could have Coronavirus. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3500 Got any anti-hairfall shampoo please ? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3501 This drug may cause sudden dizziness when trotting, loping or prancing. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3502 Don't worry. I've never had a problem with horse pills before. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3503 You make a strong case, sir, but, still, I can't dispense Ketamine without a prescription. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3504 It is listed as one of the side effects. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3505 It does state that a possible side effect is a little horseness 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3506 You are right, Mr. Trotter. It is a placebo. It is commonly prescribed to patients with imaginary disorders. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3507 It might leave you a little hoarse 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3508 I'm sorry sir...you'll have to be a bit more specific than "a pain in the ass..."' 1.2500 0.05851 72 58 11 3
3509 Lower back pain? How low we talking, stud? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3510 It does promote hair growth, but expecting a full mane would be unrealistic. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3511 Is my Gelding Rx ready? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3512 Wait a minute..this is for a hoarse throat. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3513 When did you notice you were allergic to horses? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3514 Is it to relieve the pain in your ass? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3515 I am sorry Mr. Ed, the side effects were not explained to you by your Doctor. 1.2500 0.05506 72 57 13 2
3516 Well, it says right on the label that there are unknown side-affects. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3517 I've been feeling a bit hoarse...do you think this is going to help? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3518 I hate to be a naysayer, but . . . 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3519 Strangely, most people don't even notice the side effects. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3520 I'm sorry, but I warned you this antidepressant has side effects. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3521 If the symptoms persist, I'm afraid you'll need to meet my colleague behind the barn. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3522 Take this and you’ll stop being hoarse within three days. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3523 It was on the label. Side effects may include nausea, dizziness and centaurism. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3524 Colic again Mr. Chiron? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3525 "Crap, I took the medication again 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3526 Yes, sir. Rectally means just that. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3527 I thought where it said the side-effects could make me feel "a little horse" was a typo. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3528 No, your REAL birthday. You're clearly a Sagittarius. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3529 I’m sorry, but we can’t accept prescriptions by Dr. Dollitle 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3530 Do you have anything for feeing a little hoarse. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3531 They call them horse pills, possible reactions are.... 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3532 Before I prescribe the dosage, is the ketamine for the top half or bottom half? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3533 I'm sorry sir, but this prescription is for a suppository so your vet will need to fill it. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3534 People say I'm becoming a real ass. Do you have anything for that? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3535 I chose e-prescription tablets last time, not equestrian. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3536 Can you help me? I’m feeling a little assbackwards today. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3537 Are you trying to cure the horse's ass? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3538 This is what I usually prescribe for someone with a case of 'the trots'. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3539 This prescription will work for your dandruff, but the hooves are a different story. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3540 Next time remember to read the warning about drug interactions. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3541 This will stop the trots, but call your vet in case of gallop. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3542 I'm afraid this is the closest thing we have to mane restorer. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3543 Duh. Of course they’re horse pills, what did you think you were getting? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3544 The list of side effects states that you might become a little hoarse. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3545 I'd like whatever you've got by Bullfinch, Campbell, or Kafka. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3546 It’s a rental. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3547 The side effects on these shouldn't make you quite as hoarse as the last one. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3548 Rub this on your head, ideally right before bed, and try not to pull any heavy machinery. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3549 "I told you there might be side effects." 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3550 No, the pet insurance is my secondary. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3551 We do not stock mythic proportions. 1.2500 0.05851 72 59 11 2
3552 When I heard the reversal was in, I trotted right over. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3553 Unless you've got help, let's rethink the suppositories. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3554 The potential side effects of these pills are an extreme craving to eat hay or to swat small children with your tail. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3555 Since I started taking that medication I‘be becomes a little horse. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3556 Can you help me? I have a bit of a horse throat. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3557 You're saying that you need the okay from my veterinarian for this? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3558 Your Vet said to double the dose! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3559 And cut down on the sugar cubes. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3560 It's for Sphinx, but with your insurance it's the best we can do. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3561 Yup. It's right here under possible side effects. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3562 Be careful, this may interact unfavourably with liniment. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3563 I'm sorry Mr. Chiron, no alcohol with this medication. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3564 You say you're feeling horse? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3565 Sorry, I still can't give you ketamine 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3566 This is the best treatment for hoarseness. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3567 Hummmm, says it's a suppository. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3568 Be careful, this dose is enough for a horse 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3569 What do you mean you can't afford your medicine? It'll only cost you your organs! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3570 Why change? You're already a white stud! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3571 Great news! There is a generic version that is $500 cheaper. Only downside is that it’s a suppository. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3572 The one side effect shouldn't be all that troubling for you. Your breath will have the scent of tar. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3573 You might need help with these suppositories. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3574 One of these should be enough to kill that half of you. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3575 ‘You’ve become a role model for other amputees !’ 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3576 You can find Rogaine in aisle 3, sir. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3577 You may notice a bit of hoarseness, but that should go away over time. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3578 I'm afraid that this antifungal toenail cream will barely be enough for one application and your insurance plan will only authorize a refill every 3 months. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3579 Yes, sir, it says right here - ‘prolonged use of Rogaine can turn you into a horse’s ass.’ ” 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3580 Well, you asked for the 'hung-like-a-horse' pills. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3581 Hoarse throat, neighbor? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3582 Over the phone I thought you said you were becoming a little hoarse. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3583 Tell me about it. I can barely turn around up here. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3584 No, horse pills are what got you into this mess. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3585 Will this gout medication really work for someone like me? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3586 Do you carry Grand Mar-neigh? 1.2500 0.01713 72 58 14 0
3587 Sir, all the side effects are listed right here. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3588 But this is normally prescribed only for a horse’s ass. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3589 Yes, perhaps a 4 hour erection could enhance your stud fees 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3590 More hormones? You've already grown two feet! 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3591 Try the generic brand this time. The side effects are a bit more manageable. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3592 Your insurance covered everything except the hoof ointment 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3593 I can see that you’re all alone here, but I believe that the prescription was for Thorazine, not Thalidomide. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3594 This helps your pain, untill they get that horsehead out of your ass. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3595 Sorry, we don't have a test for Eastern Equine Encephalitis virus. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3596 Excuse me, where is the washroom? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3597 The cause is laryngitis, but I've never seen it manifest this way. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3598 I think you will be needing more of these for your restless leg syndrome. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3599 I’m pretty sure the 4 hour rule doesn’t apply to Centaurs... 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3600 I'm afraid your prescription only comes in the Horse Pill size ... 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3601 Do you take pet insurance? 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3602 You want something for galloping dementia? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3603 Sorry, we're out of hand sanitizer AND hoof sanitizer. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3604 Well, I'll be a horses ass." Yes sir, the customer is always right 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3605 Side effects include horseness. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3606 These are horse pills so you’ll need to cut them in half. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3607 Can you recommend something for my bad whinny? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3608 Phone number, sign here and you're all set 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3609 Do you have a book about Kentucky Derby winners? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3610 And be careful — this drug may impair your ability to draw a buggy... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3611 Oh, so you're only here about a sore throat? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3612 Sir, I think you’re going to need a stable... dosage. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3613 I'll have 1/2 Xanax and 1/2 horse tranquilizer please. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3614 Also, consuming alcohol while taking this drug may lead to stampeding 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3615 Sorry, this one is to grow hair like horse's mane. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3616 Sorry,Sir,we' seem to be all out of Foot in Mouth Pills. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3617 I made my move when I heard horses don't get the virus. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3618 Nice to see you back on your hooves. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3619 It won't cure you overnight, but it will definitely increase herd immunity. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3620 I'm thinking a suppository is out of the question. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3621 Well, I’d say you have a little more than just a touch of the trots... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3622 I’ve never seen such an acute case, but I’m afraid your insurance doesn’t cover the hoof part. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3623 I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve people with glasses here. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3624 Try cough drops, aisle 5. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3625 Take one daily with hay and a trough of water. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3626 Can anyone use the restroom? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3627 You’ve discovered a new side effect! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3628 Uh....we’re going to need larger suppositories 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3629 Got anything for a sore throat? I’m a little horse. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3630 Well, if you read the label this wouldn’t have happened. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3631 Sorry sir, but we are not allowed to sell this medicine to someone with your expiration date 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3632 I’m sorry, I thought you said your voice sounded hoarse. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3633 Here is your prescription - it says its the cure for "screw you and the horse that you rode in on". 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3634 This liniment should help with the shin splints and give you a shiny new coat. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3635 Can I hoof my prescription? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3636 This drug is supposed to have fewer side effects. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3637 Oh—sorry sir—these are hoof and mouth suppositories.... 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3638 This will relieve some of your symptoms; but whatever you do, keep your hoof out of your mouth from now on. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3639 Apply twice a day to the affected area. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3640 I understand, but the new medication did cure your hemorrhoids right! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3641 May I suggest identity therapy? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3642 You're a CPA? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3643 It's for my calves. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3644 The senataur (half senator, half horse) fills his Viagra prescription. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3645 I guess I will pay attention to the side effects in the future. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3646 And no horse pills! 1.2468 0.05115 77 61 14 2
3647 Oh I’m sorry , I thought you said Centaur Extra . 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3648 Damn typos! 'DO NOT take with coffee', not 'donut take with coffee'. Third time this week. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3649 You do realize that this prescription is for feeling hoarse, not for feeling partially horse? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3650 Take two of these and you’ll feel like hoofin’ again in no time! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3651 The pharmacist says we can't fill a prescription for Viagra from a Veterinarian. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3652 Only a horse's behind would think I can do something about your co-pay 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3653 You seem out of breath, did you race over here? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3654 Take two each morning on a fast track. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3655 You're the first to ask for this in horse pill form. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3656 The antidote's side effects may include: having sex as a human again; 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3657 Take as needed for hoarseness. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3658 Yes sir, this compound will help restlessness in all four. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3659 At this point, do side effects really matter? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3660 Last name is “centaur” with a C 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3661 Take two at every meal to help with the hay fever. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3662 I know you tried to tell me, but I really didn't have the time to listen to all that legal mumbo-jumbo. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3663 since when do I need a prescription for sugar cubes 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3664 Just two pills a day, Mr. Johnson, and you'll be a horse again by the end of the week 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3665 Sir, if you could please stop being such an ass and let me do my job. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3666 How much for just the sugar pills? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3667 I apologize for suggesting the cough syrup. I misunderstood. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3668 Quit horsing around, I gave you the right prescription. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3669 Yep, looks like your special-order prophylactics arrived this morning. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3670 It is for the Equine Virus, but you should be okay with only half a pill as directed. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3671 There you go one bottle of horsin' around pills. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3672 Special medication from France. Very effective, I hear, for what they call there 'une fièvre de cheval.' " 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3673 You will never have to be embarrassed in the Board Room again. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3674 Did you read the side effects before taking this? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3675 My doctor didn’t make a mistake. The suppository is for my wife. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3676 You were joking when you said you'd like to piss like a stallion? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3677 The vet copay part of your insurance won't pay. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3678 Do you have some throat lozenges? I'm feeling a little hoarse. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3679 Your prescription says first time Lasix. 1.2466 0.05613 73 59 11 3
3680 This one should be taken after eating a bag of apples. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3681 Sorry. No pants, no service. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3682 This one only works half the time. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3683 Not to be taken with sugar cubes. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3684 So, you say you're feeling a bit horse? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3685 I'm sorry sir, but your insurance doesn't cover reversal spells. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3686 You may have a hard time swallowing these, they're hor-...they're really big pills. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3687 The Phillies. Why do you ask? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3688 Hoof problems come under your veterinary insurance, and you have not met your deductible yet 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3689 Sorry, both your pet and medical insurance was declined ... 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3690 I can accept complaints. But you don't have to be a horse's ass about it. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3691 I’ll need a prescription from your veterinarian, sir 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3692 I tried to discuss possible side effects, but you were in a hurry. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3693 I’m sorry, there’s no generic formula for your horse liniment . 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3694 lasix, I'm running in Saratoga tomorrow 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3695 I’d give you drugs but I must’ve taken all of them. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3696 Sir, you should have listened to the commercial when they listed the side effects. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3697 You'll run faster, but be careful of dehydration. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3698 Take twice daily with hay and coffee. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3699 I presume your psychiatrist prescribed rectal for a reason. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3700 Your foot and mouth prescription, Mr. Updike. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3701 They’re horse pills so they may be difficult to swallow 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3702 Here, we're out of the "No More Centaur" cream, but this new "Hung Like a Horse" tablet will accentuate the positive... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3703 Feeling a little horse? I've got just the thing! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3704 I don't wish to be a horse's ass, but will this improve my sex drive? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3705 I read the side effects on the Trojan condom box. It's not listed there. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3706 The leaflet does say that there may be side effects other than those listed . 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3707 Your plan doesn't cover a vet's prescription. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3708 How long do side effects of estrogen last? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3709 I don’t recall this being listed as one of the possible side effects. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3710 Take this with a mouthful of hay. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3711 It says take two after every mile and a half. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3712 I just don't think Big Pharma is ready for this 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3713 Your insurance only covers the human half. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3714 Let's make a conference call with your vet. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3715 This is your last refill of fertility spirits until your doctor renews your prescription." 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3716 If you're still feeling hoarse tomorrow morning, call your doctor. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3717 Sorry but we are all out of the equine flu vaccine 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3718 I Know you thing it'll make you run faster, but Lasix is illegal in this state. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3719 Well, what do you know – it seems that one side effect is that you might wake up looking like the logo. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3720 Sir - I realize that the state of US healthcare is broken, but no - you cannot qualify under this plan’s pet insurance.” 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3721 Bad case of hay fever, I see. Try these. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3722 It’s a horse tranquilizer, so just take half a pill 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3723 I need your very largest condoms. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3724 There’s no guarantee these will make you a stud!” 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3725 Sorry, you're insurance doesn't cover horse pills. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3726 I’m sorry sir, ketamine is still illegal without a prescription. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3727 And you said there wouldn't be any side effects. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3728 I'm sorry Mr. Trotter, your insurance doesn't cover that. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3729 Ah, jackass syndrome, yes. It's a side effect of being racist during the Coronavirus pandemic. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3730 Oh sorry, I thought this was the Farmacy 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3731 I'm having a problem with my legs. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3732 True. The possible side effects ARE in very fine print. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3733 Sorry, we're out of face masks. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3734 The most common side effects are drowsiness, coughing and a strong desire to prance. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3735 Just because they’re called horse pills does not necessarily mean they’re going to be big ! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3736 The casting is in the next building ! 1.2429 0.02438 70 57 13 0
3737 I seem to be a little bit hoarse. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3738 I asked for 4 on the floor. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3739 Yikes! Those Look Like Horse Pills. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
3740 If the neighing lasts for over four hours, please consult your physician. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3741 It's not polite to stare. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3742 Well, Mr. Tipton, it IS one of the label side effects of Equestria. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3743 Should be under Jacques Asz. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3744 And your doctor says there are no refills, because you don't exist. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3745 These will cure hoarseness. But I might have misread the doctor's handwriting. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3746 No sir not in the center aisle, the centaur aisle. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3747 Good, but my wife says I’ve been acting a bit skittish. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3748 The cough drops are in Aisle 5 if you’re a bit horse. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3749 No, I want something that transforms me into a complete horse! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3750 Your insurance company is horsing with me. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3751 I SEE YOU'RE A LITTLE HOARSE TODAY”, MR. JONE 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3752 I’m sorry sir, but you’re gonna have to pick up the other half of your prescription at the veterinary’s office 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3753 I'm sorry, your provider only allows a 3 furlong dosage 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3754 Did you read the small print? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3755 I agree, Mr. Forbes, you're certainly one of the few who look natural with a mullet. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3756 Am I allergic to horse serum? Why do you ask? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3757 Yes! I checked! You will need separate pet insurance. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3758 Wool is not your style. You'd look better in stripes. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3759 Right... four doses of medical strength pain reliever for hoof and mouth disease. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3760 It will go down easier if you put it in a chunk of apple or carrot. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3761 Sir, these are ludes. How many have you taken? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3762 I'm sorry to tell you that what you have is not horse flu, but donkey flu 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3763 After nine days you let the horse run free..... 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3764 Yes, possible side effects are sore throat and hoarseness. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3765 I just need to confirm your insurance is still with Centaurian 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3766 The strength of the dosage will depend on which half is experiencing the symptoms. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3767 Of course they’re horse pills. And yes, I’ll get our boy to clean up in Aisle 4. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3768 preparation H is in aisle 2 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3769 We don't have anything for hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3770 I told you to take as directed. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3771 We've got your Prozac ready for you, Mr. Ipkos, but I'm afraid the Ketamine is still on back order. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3772 THIS IS A HALF-ASSED ORDER FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE. GET YOUR BETTER HALF IN HERE AND WE WILL GIVE YOU THE BULLSHIT YOU DESERVE. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3773 Take two pills three times a day and avoid contact between hoof and mouth. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3774 here's your Prozac 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3775 It's a suppository, you my need some help. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3776 It does say here that 50% of patients may experience horseness. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3777 This was not in the list of possible side effects. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3778 Take two, then shoot yourself in the head. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3779 It says right on the label, this medication will make you a little horse. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3780 This one here is for when you're a bit horse 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
3781 You say you're picking up a prescription for your better half? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3782 I understand, sir, but we're not a compounding pharmacy. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3783 This should alleviate some of the hoarseness. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3784 Oats will be back in stock next Wednesday." 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3785 So you are feeling horsed? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3786 I'm sorry to ask this, but aren't you supposed to buy half of these at the pet store? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3787 Take this with a half cup of oats and half a cube of sugar. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3788 Take medication with water- two or three gallons should do. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3789 Didn't I warn you to take the prescribed dose, Jackass? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3790 Are you from Narnia? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
3791 So, which job do you prefer- being a professor of mythology or delivering prescriptions? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3792 I'm sorry but your mange -- I mean male pattern hair loss -- requires a prescription from a doctor. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3793 I'm a little hoarse. What do you recommend I take for it? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3794 You'll have to see a vet for that. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3795 Do you have something for my hind legs? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3796 Sir, your Degenerative Joint Disease pills will be here in time-why do you need those, anyway? 1.2410 0.04401 83 64 19 0
3797 This should help your whinnying and your gas. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3798 I'm sorry, since it's your hoof that's affected, your regular insurance won't cover it. Does your spouse have pet coverage I can try to bill? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3799 Your parents must have really loved each other. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3800 How much do you know about equine suppositories? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3801 It's a good medication, but I told you it could have some nasty side effects. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3802 Not to be rude, but can handle horse pills? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3803 On the Dr. Scholl's kiosk, select 'Equine Orthotics'. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3804 Sorry, we're all out of equine flu vaccine. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3805 Will this medication interfere with my restless leg medication? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3806 My throat is a little horse. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3807 Yes that was one the side effects 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3808 A friend of mine got pretty sick last week, and then I showed up! After all, I am the Centaur for Disease Control. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3809 So let me get this straight... you made your penis bigger with one simple trick that the pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3810 Do you have anything sligthly weaker than Viagra? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3811 Your insurance only covers three generic drugs--Win, Place, or Show? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3812 Where does it itch? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3813 Did your veterinarian warn you about the side effects? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3814 Yes, Mr. Ed, you do sound a bit hoarse. And you say you have the trots too? 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3815 Don't pull any heavy machinery , and always take them from a flat hand. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3816 Unfortunately the pill to treat the adverse effect you’re experiencing from your other pill is quite expensive... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3817 I don’t care how hoarse you are. No codeine without a prescription. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3818 It's an usual side effect, most guys complain these enlargement pills dont work 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3819 May cause dry mouth, rash, or satyriasis. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3820 I have good news for you -- it says that particular side effect isn't life threatening. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3821 Sir, you were informed the medication can cause unwanted hair growth. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3822 Do you have any stool softeners? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3823 It just means they’re hard to swallow. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3824 Side effects include nausea, headaches, neighing, and restlessness. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3825 Yes, under side effects it clearly says , “may cause galloping, or the felling of flys on your rump.” “Notify Vet if this lasts more than 4 hours.” 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3826 I have prescriptions for two Centaurs. Are you Mr. Wilde Centaur of Flushing Meadows or Mr. Irving Centaur of Sherpshead Bay? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3827 Harold! You look...different. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3828 Sir, your veterinarian must prescribe medication for your lower half. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3829 I'm afraid your peripheral neuropathy has gotten a little out of control. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3830 I don't think that's listed as one of the side affects. Are you taking it with a full cup of water? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3831 For your Charlie Horse issue Mr. Gee, we have Centaury Balm. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3832 Neigh Sir, we don't have anything for horse butt virus. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3833 Take one each day with a meal and don't run any races longer than a mile for the next month. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3834 I'm sorry. Your Insurance won't cover it if you're just a little hoarse!! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3835 Don’t listen to the rumors, just one will keep her happy all night. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3836 No horse pills, please." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3837 I'm sorry for your four-feet callosity case" 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3838 You're right, we should have compounded the non-cloven formula. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3839 I’m sorry sir, we’re not responsible for that..we recommended Centrum Silver. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3840 I know it's a horse pill, but the cost is still human. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3841 Take two and stall me in the morning. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3842 Part D is only covering one-third this time. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3843 I’m sorry but we don’t carry any over the counter medicine for hay fever. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3844 Horse pills should be no problem. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3845 You did ask to be hung like a horse! Didn't you? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3846 Just make sure you are aware of the side effects this time. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3847 No sir, we do not have any horse tranquilizer in at the moment. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3848 Sorry, but you may have misheard my order. I'm a little horse today. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3849 I'm sorry—we don't hire half-ass workers. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3850 It happens to a lot of half-men your age." 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3851 What do you mean you can't take suppositories? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3852 You should start feeling stable in a few furlongs. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3853 I"m sorry sir, we don't carry condoms that large. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3854 I’m sorry Sir, this is the only lineament we have. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3855 There was only one way to make your wish come true, and it's nonreversable. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3856 Can I operate small farm animals on these meds? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3857 Yes Mr. Phelps, we're all waiting for Medicare for all. Until then, I need your $50 co-pay. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3858 Cot you covered on the antibiotics, but you're on your own on the worming meds. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3859 Apparently I have Galloping Pneumonia and an allergy to hay. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3860 Here's your prescription, but I'm afraid it's the size of a horse pill 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3861 Forgot to order your belly balm, Bill. That makes me the horse’s ass. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3862 Well, I’m only going to need half of the bottle today Jim. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3863 Well, you're a horse of a different color! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3864 You are pregnant, I think. 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
3865 Take two every six hours by hand, not hoof in mouth. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3866 Please call 911, I've taken seventeen of these. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3867 No, I still cannot recommend the ketamine. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3868 Well, that explains the dosage. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3869 Unfortunately the sex-change benefits would only cover male-to-mare transition, not male-to-stallion 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3870 You’ll want to take this with 4-5 gallons of water. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3871 We have cough drops if you are feeling a little hoarse..? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3872 It says here on the bottle that it can make you a little hoarse. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3873 This will help with anxiety but you won't grow breasts. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3874 We don' stock your prescribed dose of ketamine, sir 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3875 These are for hooves. Do NOT take them with the mouth pills. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3876 Is there a veterinarian in the house? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3877 No, this one doesn't have any unusual side effects. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3878 It cures horseness 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3879 Sorry, sir. We'll let you know when the anti-chimeral is back in stock. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3880 A little hoarse, is all. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3881 Your flu shot is covered by insurance, but you're on your own for the equine influenza vaccine. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3882 One possible side effect of this medication is that even your voice could become horse! 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3883 If the trots persist, call your doctor. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3884 I am out of penicillin. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3885 Well, that explains why they raised the counter's height. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3886 I'm sorry, sir. Insurance does not cover your medication because being a centaur is considered a pre-existing condition. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3887 Stamp your hoof for the number of prescriptions you are picking up. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3888 My name is Mr. Ed 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3889 This will treat both the hoof and mouth symptoms. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3890 My other car is a mustang 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3891 To make it larger?? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3892 The vaccine will take at least a year to develop. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3893 'Are these tranquilizers for you or someone else?' 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3894 Picking up a suppository for 'a horse's ass' ?....That really doesn't narrow down our customer list." 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3895 You mean this isn’t what you meant by being hot to trot? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3896 Sorry, sir - you'll just have to trot around a little longer. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3897 Sir, Marianne Williamson dropped out 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3898 The label did warn about hoarseness as a side effect. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3899 Take three tablets tonight and whinny for us tomorrow if you don't feel better. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3900 Sir, I said one of the side effects is uncontrollable whining not uncontrollable whinnying. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3901 I guess the old stories they tell are not just urban myth. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3902 Are you aware these are suppositories? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3903 Are you sure the prescription will work this time? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3904 No more horsin’ around........Do you have medical insurance? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3905 You're going to want to wash these down with a sugar cube. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3906 I'm gonna guess that date of birth falls between November 22 and December 21. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3907 This should help with your hoarse throat. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3908 Looks like we're going to have to double the dose. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3909 I'm afraid it is one of the side effects. Looks like your legs should come back once you stop taking it. 1.2353 0.05590 68 55 11 2
3910 I'm sorry, we mixed up the prescription from your doctor with that of your veterinarian. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3911 Well, I first noticed this morning when I started counting with my feet. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3912 Your doctor suggests two pills every six hours. Your veterinarian suggests we triple the dose. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3913 And you say the pain is in the centaur of your chest? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3914 My doctor said I should stop by and pick up a new antibody... 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3915 A suppository is our usual recommendation, but in your case....... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3916 No, sir. The pills are normal sized, and should not be taken with alcohol... 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3917 Just take half.” 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3918 This is a new medication. Your physician was careful to avoid being crude in writing the prescription: One capsule daily, to shrink horse's derriere. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3919 I guess you'll read the list of side effects more carefully in future. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3920 I can't get my pants on. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3921 Insurance only covers the tranquilizers, not the script to make you less of an ass. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3922 Take this one in the morning for hoof, this one at night for mouth. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3923 I've heard of feeling a little hoarse, but this is ridiculous. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3924 I renewed your prescription because you’re not quite there yet. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3925 I was told this was available over the canter 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3926 I can't refill the Viagra yet. You must be overdosing. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3927 You have one more refill now that you're stable. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3928 Side effects can include, swelling of the ankles and restless leg syndrome, but sleeping on your back will help. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3929 This one won't make you quite as hoarse. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3930 I need a new medication. This one gives me the runs. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3931 I'm sorry, sir. We aren't part of the Centaurus Health network. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3932 I don’t think anyone will notice that side effect sir - your skin looks great! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3933 Well, you should have got the full strength version. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3934 Sir, it clearly says on the bottle that this medication may cause equine features. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3935 The side effects are right here on the label. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3936 That's clearly a horse of a different color. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3937 I see, sir, but I still can't prescribe you Ketamine. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3938 But Mr. Foster ...” pissing like a stallion” is a good thing. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3939 According to your co-pay, the horse is responsible for half. How would you like to proceed? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3940 I'm sorry. We don't carry Viagra for stud horses. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3941 I’d recommend calling a veterinarian about that sir. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3942 It does say, "Other side-effects possible." 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3943 You will need to get the other half of your prescription from your veterinarian. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3944 I think I took too much Viagra. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3945 Directions say, "take with grass or hay." 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3946 You can ignore the “as needed” part 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3947 Have someone blow this pill down your throat twice daily. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3948 These big horse pills are what you need. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3949 No, this one's for a horse throat. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3950 I need something with a little more kick 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3951 Take two after being fed and watered. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3952 Be careful, this stuff could kill a...well, um...I mean, it’s really strong stuff. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3953 You’ll need a vet to authorize the other prescription. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3954 No, Covid, not CLOVEN. And anyway it’s an upper respiratory virus. Not anything to horse around about, Mr Ed. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3955 Glenda, come see what the horse is trying to pull this time! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3956 Once again Mr. Jones it did say side effects might include becoming a minotaur, but it did stopped your migraine. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3957 No, sir. There are no discounts for any minority. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3958 We can clear up the hoof-and-mount, but we can't guarantee they'll put you out to stud. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3959 Corona Virus doesn't impact human horses 1.2326 0.04729 86 69 15 2
3960 If the hoarseness persists, call your doctor. 1.2319 0.05118 69 55 13 1
3961 Eye of newt isn't processed domestically and can't be imported, so good luck with this. And, no, I won't kiss you. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3962 Yes, I’m here for my ketamine prescription. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3963 Side Affects May Vary ... But Watch Out For Stripes 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3964 Any chance you can take this one anally? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3965 This prescription might partially alleviate your horses’s ass condition. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3966 I'm not horsing around I just want my prescription! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3967 Yeah,my heart is ok....it's the other end that's a problem 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3968 Maybe it was a bad idea to take an hallucinogen before I went to work today. *Centaur approaches counter* But then again, maybe it wasn’t... 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3969 Not only is this going to help grow hair on your head, it's also going to perk up that tail. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3970 Rub lots of it on the affected area. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3971 You'll have to get the other one from your veterinarian 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3972 I see you have Pony Disease...you're a little horse 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3973 I transferred your prescription from Mt. Olympus, but I'm still showing you have a co-pay of 64 drachmas." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3974 I'm sorry sir but the possible side effects did include becoming a little hoarse. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3975 Luckily you're an accountant, making this a mild case of Centaurism. These should get you back on track. If it had been more serious the doctor would have prescribed something for barbarism and unbridled chaos. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3976 I’m sorry sir, but viagra does not come in larger doses 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3977 Why do you even need toilet paper? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3978 I'm sorry, but we don't have your usual brand of Ketamine in today Mr Jones. 1.2319 0.03661 69 61 7 1
3979 Be careful! These pills are like horse tranquilizers! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3980 Take two of these, and call the vet in the morning... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3981 You're a childhood hero of mine, Mr. Seabiscuit" 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3982 Yes I tried the vet pharamacy but they said I was more man. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3983 Don't use this within 48 hours of racing or you'll be disqualified. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3984 Just because you scared off the other customers with that costume, it doesn't mean you can get all of our disinfectant agents for yourself. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3985 I'd suggest garden-variety hay for your hoof-in-mouth issues." 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3986 I’m sorry, sir, the device to blow these pills down your throat is not currently covered by your insurance. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3987 Listen Charlie, I'm not horsing around. This salve will keep the flies away. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3988 They told me to come back if it lasted more than 4 hours. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3989 The side effects range from loss of grazing appetite to unexpected galloping. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3990 Yeah. I get that a lot. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3991 Take two with a meal, don't operate any heavy machinery. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3992 Do you have anything for a hoarse throat? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3993 I can certainly fill the first prescription but for the others you will have to see your veterinarian 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3994 Sorry, your prescription expired 134 years ago. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3995 You should take one of these three times a day together with water and hay. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3996 Customer:"the bottle you gave me says 'ass-pirin"' 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3997 Sorry Sir I can only fill half your prescription. The other half will have to be filled by a veterinarian 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3998 "Hipaacentaur laws apply. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3999 It's gonna help the cholesterol, but it's not going to do anything for the colic. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4000 Sorry but you don't look like a stud. Do you have ID? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4001 You're the Boss. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4002 I don't care what big pharma puts the prices at, I'm not gonna pony up any more money! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4003 This should help with your hay fever. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4004 We triple-checked the dosage this time. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4005 One pill twice a day before feedings. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4006 You may need some help with these suppositories. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4007 Sorry, we don't carry carrot-flavored hemorrhoid medication, but we do have the cherry-flavored mouthwash. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4008 This is the only drug we carry for hoof and mouth disease. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4009 Needless to say, this is going to be very expensive 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4010 A side effect is standing while you sleep. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4011 The pills are for your hooves, the tube of ointment for your mouth. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4012 Do you know which end needs this? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4013 Sir, there is no such thing as Veticare. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4014 Your wife might have to apply this cream" 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4015 You might experience unusual side effects from your hay fever medication. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4016 This formulation has no canterindications. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4017 Um ... do you have anyone to assist you with these suppositories, Mr. Updike? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4018 I can only sell you Ketamine if you stick it up your asshole. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4019 And the final warning is 'Large enough to choke a horse.' 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4020 Did you want to speak with the pharmacist about possible side effect? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4021 Sorry sir that coupon is only good for your veterinary Rx 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4022 Your insurance doesn't cover a horse's ass. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4023 No, actually, just the antibiotic, please. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4024 I can give you half of your prescription. We don't carry the equine version of the drug for your other half. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4025 Stop. Before you say another word I need you to go back there and clean that up 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4026 These charcoal tablets should keep your wife happy! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4027 No sir, restless leg syndrome is definitely not a known side effect. Please, take a seat. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4028 Cough syrup usually only works on a hoarse throat. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4029 Taking this medication you may not be safe to drive for at least two hours 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4030 I value you as a customer, Frank, but this prescription is from a vet 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4031 Here you go. These should help with your hoarseness 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4032 I see your issue, but I’m afraid I don’t have a non-suppository answer 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4033 I can assure you Sir having a horses ass is not a Covid-19 symptom 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4034 Take two of these, three times a day, after food, water and plenty of hay, and you should soon stop feeling off-centaur. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4035 Good thing is there are no side affects with these horse pills. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4036 Are there any other side effects? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4037 If the top half was horse I could give you the tranquilizers, but unfortunately Ambien is gonna have to do. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4038 You must have gotten mixed up. I definitely did not say up to 6 pills every 2 hours 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4039 Yes, it does appear that is one of the side effects. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4040 Please don't share these with your friends 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4041 I've been put out to pasture and hay gives me the trots. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4042 Of course I'll be happy to explain again the side effects of the medication, but you should also consult your doctor about this. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4043 Is this a side effect of the medication... I was told I would just be fast? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4044 What were the side effects again? Last time I wasn’t told, and look what happened 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4045 These will help with the insomnia, but have you tried lying down? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4046 You may have some difficulty with these suppositories. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
4047 It’s a co-pay Mr. Johnson not a stud fee. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4048 Laryngitis-do you have anything for that horse feeling in my throat? 1.2308 0.05267 65 52 12 1
4049 I've been feeling increasingly hoarse 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4050 I can give you Ketamine or I can give you Ativan, but I can't give you both. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4051 I can treat the hay fever not the alcoholism 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4052 It looks like I don't need to remind you about the possible side effects. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4053 Common side effects are morphologic changes and restless leg syndrome. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4054 I don't know what to tell you, half the commercial is dedicated to the side effects. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4055 That's taken care of the mane and the horn. Now for the rainbow flatulence. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4056 Sorry, but there's no cure for a horse's ass 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4057 Sir, the Magnums are in Aisle 6, next to the Mane ‘n Tail 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4058 Certainly, my dear sir, these horse pills won't do a half-ass job. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4059 I know the side effects have been tough on you, but it's the best treatment we've got for equine encephalitis! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4060 It clearly claims to make you "hung like a horse". 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4061 Do you have something stronger than aspirin? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4062 Will this Bioidentical Hormone Replacement Therapy stop my hair loss, insomnia, dry skin and erectile dysfunction? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4063 Your doctor prescribed this medicine to help your hoarseness... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4064 No cure for a horse's ass. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4065 There seems to be a problem with the dosage. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4066 I need something for a Charlie horse. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4067 You are probably aware of the side effects 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4068 you will have to fill this at the veterinary 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4069 Whinny questions for the pharmacist? 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4070 That pill really did make me eat like a horse. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4071 You said you need something stronger than horse tranquilizer? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4072 …so I guess it's one and one-half pills for you. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4073 Can you please fill my prescription for those big yellow horse pills! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4074 Your insurance doesn’t cover “Mane and Tail”. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4075 Yes, this medication has some pretty strange side effects. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4076 Yes,that's a known side effect. It's on the label. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4077 I recommend you ask a friend or loved one to insert these for you. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4078 I’ll give you some melatonin, but it won’t stop your nightmares. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4079 Any concerns about using suppositories? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4080 I understand you would like your refill with the brand-name drug, but I must remind you that generic medications are just as effective as brand-name drugs and your copay would be $5 less. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4081 Take one three times a day for a hoarse throat. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4082 Please stop horsin' around with me sir! I don't care how many hurdles you jumped to get here. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4083 At least the hair loss hasn't affected my body 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4084 It didn't kill Mr. Ed. That's a myth 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4085 No, sir, being a horse's ass isn't a known side effect. That's just your personality. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4086 I presume you are OK with swallowing horse pills. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4087 Well canibus is still unregulated so you never can be sure what you are going to get and how you will respond..... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4088 Sorry. We’re all out of hoof and mouth meds. You might try the stable down the street. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4089 Yes, it's for my foot an mouth disease! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4090 Isn't the Viagra just a little greedy? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4091 Once daily till gone, and for God’s sake, STAY AWAY FROM SANTA ANITA! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4092 Your doctor didn't specify, but it's one pill a day for people and three for horses. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4093 Kidney stones, eh? You should have drank more water when they led you there. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4094 Take one with your oats and one with your hay until you stop saying nay to everything. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4095 What does a guy have to do to get some horse tranquilizers around here?! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4096 Sorry sir, we don't sell toupées here. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4097 What can you recommend for stallion pattern baldness? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4098 Yes sir that can be one of the side effects of Super Duper Viagra 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4099 Careful. These are real horse pills to get down. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4100 No shirt, no, shoes, no services, addresses the less obvious concerns, Sir. No pants is a given. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4101 Sorry, we don't have anything for hoof in mouth disease, you need to see a life coach about that. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4102 May I please have two refills for my restless leg syndrome? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4103 Is it a side effect or a symptom? 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4104 I really need something for the "Runs"! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4105 I understand your confusion, but you were notified that we'd be sending someone from the Centaur's for Disease Control. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4106 You can't go walking around half-naked in our store. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4107 Sir please remember to take this with fresh hay." 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4108 Take as needed for hock pain. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4109 Hoarse throat is a possible side effect. You did SWALLOW the pill, didn't you? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4110 Did your doctor explain the side effects? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4111 I'm sorry. This will only take care of the hoarseness in your voice. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4112 Mix it with your oats each morning. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4113 Mane & Tail is aisle 4 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4114 Your veterinarian will fill the prescription for your other heart 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4115 I don't think you are following the label directions properly. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4116 You'll get a decent crew cut, but unfortunately a mane is not in the cards. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4117 Got anything for back pain? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4118 Have you been checked for any abnormal growths? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4119 And what is The Godfather's date of birth? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4120 You should have read the brochure. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4121 I don’t know what drug works for that. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4122 So, I saw an ad for Viagra on my Instagram......... 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4123 Remember, if it lasts more that three hours, call the vet. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4124 This will help the top, but you'll need to see a vet about the bottom. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4125 So what do you recommend for hoof and mouth disease? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4126 Take only a half dose, since you are only half-hoarse. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4127 Did you say that there might be side effects to the coronavirus vaccine 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4128 It’s for a bad case of the trots. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4129 If the condition persists, just know, the refill will be carrots. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4130 I told you these pills could make you a little hoarse. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4131 Take one pill twice a day with water and a pound of alfalfa. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4132 Now remember, go easy on the oats, this drug can cause flatulence. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4133 Like all medicines, horse pills have side effects. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4134 Um, we have a no pet policy. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4135 To be clear, you’re a little h-o-A-r-s-e? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4136 Do you have any Rogaine? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4137 I guess you're clear about the side-effects, right? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4138 Side effects could include a galloping pulse. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4139 So what’s your sign? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4140 Oh good, I see you’re already aware of the side effects 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4141 To be honest, I'm no doctor, but I don't think it's the coronavirus. Getting over a cold can leave anyone a little hoarse. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4142 If you are still at all horse in the morning, you should go back to see your doctor. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4143 Our Hominibus-equis remedies are in aisle three. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4144 You should try it from my side. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4145 That's going to be a pain in the ass to remove. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4146 Yes, I am. But that doesn’t mean I assist farms. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4147 Thank you for putting shoes and a shirt on. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4148 Here. This will help you to be less of an ass. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4149 And be sure not to pull any heavy machinery. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4150 If this doesn't work, I recommend you get horseshoes. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4151 Just take a half dose. A whole dose would kill half of you. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4152 Flank effects may include... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4153 Yes, insulin is expensive for you, too 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4154 Your vet and your doctor are still discussing it. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4155 Sorry. I only have unicorn lineament. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4156 This is an expected side effect?!? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4157 I'm sorry, but you'll have to go to veterinary supplies for the rest of your prescription. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4158 'Anatomy can be found in the sciences section , but you may have more luck in the mythology section." 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4159 Praytell, do you have anything for Hoof in Mouth Disease? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4160 The opioid side-effects include increased fear of turning into a horse 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4161 Why only a half order? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4162 This is the counter for daily apples, yes? To keep the doctor away? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4163 I'm sorry Mr. Chiron, but you should know better than anyone that the consolidation in Big Pharma is what's driven these prices up. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4164 This should cure your hoarse throat in no time ! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4165 The oats supplement only comes in the regular plastic pill container, sir. We do not have a 'feed bag option'. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4166 If you still have the trots in three days you’ll need to see your doctor. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4167 I'm sorry sir, but your insurance only covers two legs 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4168 No matter what, you're not getting any horse tranquilizers. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4169 Allergic to apples? That tracks. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4170 I don't care if you do have a prescription for 500mg steroid tablets, I am cutting you off 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4171 I see you're suffering from an equinococchus infection 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4172 Here, try this. It really cleared up the canker in my hoofs. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4173 Oh, you ordered the stool softener, did you bring your truck? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4174 Here are your pills for hoof in mouth disease. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4175 You want to quit champing on your bit? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4176 I'm sorry, sir. That's the strongest tranquilizer we carry. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4177 Have anything for a "horse" throat? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4178 If you are a trotter take one per day 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4179 Do you have something for my hiccups? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4180 I didn’t understand the equine hormone enhancement, but my sex life us better. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4181 It's to be taken orally, once a day, with oats. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4182 I did warn you there could possibly be some side effects. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4183 Your insurance only covers one foreleg. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4184 This should help with the trots... Now for the pain in your ass... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4185 Do you have anything for the hiccup in my giddyap? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4186 Possible side effects include human legs and the inability to sleep standing up. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4187 I’m sorry, but the label clearly states not to take it during a full moon 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4188 Sorry but I can only fill half of your prescriptions here. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4189 Well, your throat still might become a little horse. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4190 A galloping cold, you say? Any hoarseness? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4191 Do you prefer a lot of little pills or a few big ones? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4192 I'm sorry, we don't have mineral oil by the quart or the gallon. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4193 We think this side-effect might have been one of PharmaDude's little revenge moves. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4194 Sorry, no listing of this as a side effect. It's Greek to me. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4195 Just like the name brand, this generic version should never last more than four hours. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4196 What do ya’ mean you don’t carry horse tranquilizers? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4197 To maintain your Stud fee you need of something for ED. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4198 This one’s for your hay fever. Be sure to take it before a meal. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4199 Do you sell 60 inch condoms? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4200 They're satyrical tablets. Take one a day. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4201 This is good for hoarseness. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
4202 These should be taken with plenty of hay. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4203 What is your sickness? I don't know if we can treat it, and that is why I'm worried here. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4204 For security purposes, what is your foal day? 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4205 You're a little horse. Try these lozenges. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4206 Sir, I can only fill half of your prescription, you'll have to go to a veterinarian for the other half. Let's not mix words, there is only so much a pharmacy can do." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4207 I'm sorry, but this insurance only covers your upper body. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4208 I have this cough... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4209 Pardon me for saying this, but I'm giving you horse pills. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4210 I guess maybe you need a fly mask instead of a face mask. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4211 Two of these per day should resolve your ED — equinal dysfunction. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4212 Certainly, with this medication, a manure bag would be advised. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4213 Is there any medication for a hoarse throat, Mam? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4214 You're a little hoarse. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4215 In a few days your boss will be back in the saddle. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4216 Are you the guy who needs anti-horse medi- actually...that's a stupid question. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4217 This should help your hoarseness. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4218 Nope, this doesn't interact with grass. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4219 Usually we don't give horse tranquilizers to people. For you I'll make an exception though. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4220 Sorry, but a Centaur is definitely a preconceived condition! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4221 trust me, this is normal for a centaur your age. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4222 That's not listed as a side effect on the bottle, I would check with your Doctor or Vet. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4223 Take it with some oats. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4224 No sir. I wouldn't call it a horse pill. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4225 This prescription is not to be taken with hay. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4226 Your doctor wants you to gargle with this three times a day to cure your horseness!! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4227 Take one of these every two miles and call me if there is any change. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4228 Side effects may include just kind of pooping randomly wherever... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4229 The horse tranquilizers are only to be taken rectally. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4230 I’m serious, not just horsin’ around. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4231 Here's your medication for galloping pneumonia! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4232 Your doctor has ordered a half dose. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4233 Sorry, I can only give these suppositories to your partner. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4234 So are we talking man-cock or horse-cock? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4235 Your ketamine and tonic is ready, sir 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4236 Extra Large condoms, please. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4237 If you don't feel better in two weeks, we'll be putting you down. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4238 Sir, just turn around and look behind you. It's not possible that you still need Imodium. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4239 I told you to take only one pill a day; now you're as big as a horse! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4240 Take until you no longer feel hoarse. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4241 You're going to get a real kick out of these 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4242 Sorry, this prescription is for a hoarse throat. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4243 I’m down with HIPAA, of course, but it’s like, I SO wanna tell people about this. You get it, right? I gotta look into whether I can tell this story once you’re dead; that’d be rad 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4244 Its not a side effect of Centauralis, sir, its the main effect. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4245 I can only sell you the oral version. If you want the suppositories, you'll need to go to PetSmart. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4246 These are suppositories... good luck with that. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4247 No, I told my doc I wanted the sex change Med. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4248 Well, in sales now, but I’m really just an old hoofer. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4249 But we don't have any pills for getting out of the starting gate faster. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4250 Do you sell aspirin? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4251 Wah -Wah. Every medication has side effects. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4252 Take two for a serious case of hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4253 I’m sorry, sir, but it says right on the bottle that side effects may include centaurism. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4254 Hello, have you got anything for the trots? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4255 It says take with oats — not oat-milk latte. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4256 So, you think this will help. But if it doesn’t, might you know of a good farrier? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4257 This foalic acid should help you feel a little less horse. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4258 The psychedelic cured my arthritis but I piss in gallons. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4259 It's chugging copious amounts of these drugs, or we sew your tail onto your head. The choice is yours. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4260 I was looking for a pill to make me one or the other 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4261 This should make you feel more stabled. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4262 Unfortunately transmission is both within and across species. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4263 Take one capsule at mealtimes with some hay or oats... 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4264 My wife said I was being an ass, and then she wiggled her nose. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4265 Before I fill this I have to ask, are you running in a race today? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4266 This will take care of your trots. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4267 I don't feel any different with this prescription 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4268 Sir, you might want to hear the consult this time. You may be vulnerable to certain adverse events. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4269 Here's your meds Syd. Call me sometime, you stallion 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4270 You may have trouble swallowing these horse pills. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4271 Mr. Gelding, make sure that you follow these changed directions carefully. This new formulation is potent enough to kill a horse! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4272 Sure, it'll work, but you still may be a horse's ass. 1.2222 0.04494 63 55 7 1
4273 I'm sorry, but your insurance limits you to a 30 day supply for TWO legs. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4274 Take this twice a day with a feedbag. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4275 No, it's not oral, and yes, you'll have to see your vet for a new prescription 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4276 I said copay,not cosplay. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4277 Your doctor specified brand name only. He really is a horse's ass. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4278 I have two prescriptions for you; one from your neurologist and one from your vet. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4279 Sir, even if you’d have a prescription, I wouldn’t be able to give you Ketamine. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4280 There seems to be a mistake- this the medicine for phantom limbs, not mythological ones. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4281 It's half headache medicine and half horse tranquilizer. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4282 Sorry sir, this medication can only be administered rectally. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4283 No, I didn't read the side effects, and no, the local vet is not in my network. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4284 Did your vet prescribe this or your doctor? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4285 You forgot to tell me about the side effects. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4286 The CBD is good but the hay can’t be refilled. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4287 WHOA! Repeat your account number, slowly this time." 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4288 No, I don't need a chewable. I have no trouble with those horse pills. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4289 Take half a horse pill twice a day for seven days. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4290 Hurry up... I have to poop !! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4291 We warned you of possible side effects when you picked up the prescription. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4292 No sir, we don’t have any medicine for equine flu. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4293 Yes, it will help with both. You'll sleep better and get over your depression 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4294 I warned you they were horse pills. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4295 No sir, I’m not familiar with that side effect. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4296 Take this medication with food as it can cause ‘the trots’. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4297 If it didn't have side effects,we wouldn't consider it a drug... 1.2222 0.05517 63 52 9 2
4298 Take two with 20 lb. of hay and call me in the morning. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4299 You going to take half of the horse tranquilizer every four hours. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4300 As I said last week, the herb horsetail does have some side effects. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4301 Sorry, your insurance covers only your upper body. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4302 I get it, no horsing around while taking it 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4303 Remember, the dose for centaurs is only half that for a full-grown adult. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4304 No actually that’s a misprint. It should read, ‘treatment for chronic hoarseness’ 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4305 Sorry for the mix-up sir, that other pharmacist can be a real horses's ass. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4306 I see you're in a tough spot here, but I may be flogging a dead horse. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4307 Hmmm, no mention of you being a horse’s ass. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4308 There are some side effects you should be aware of. In 20 to 30 minutes you’ll be pissing like a race horse. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4309 Take two pills daily for a fuller mane 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
4310 And be sure to take these with your oats and water. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4311 Take two tablets every day: the one from the veterinarian when you first get up and the one from the doctor in the evening. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4312 I'll need some ID. Driver's license? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4313 Please, no more horse pills. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4314 Take one pill twice a day with a trough of water. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4315 I thought your doctor said this was for charley horse. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4316 Well, I have a sore throat and I'm a little horse. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4317 So, will that Viagra be for men or horses? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4318 Do not draw any romantic carriages while on this. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4319 The label does say that possible side effects include winning the Belmont Stakes. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4320 Do you having anything for a cough, sinus drip and a hoarse throat? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4321 Take two a day for immune support. You won't get equine encephalitis, but could contract hoof and mouth disease. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4322 .....But, I'm afraid your dental care is something we don't cover. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4323 Do you have any known allergies to horse pills ? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4324 Hmmnm... looking at your prescription, I assume that you have been feeling a bit hoarse. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4325 I'm sorry, I thought you said your son was a little hoarse. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4326 Do you have anything for a hoarse voice? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4327 Sorry we are all out of Centaurus A 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4328 This should help you with your Charley Horse. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4329 These only come in suppository form. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4330 This will help you grow the 5th leg, than your pants will fit like a glove. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4331 Take one pill every 2 furlongs 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4332 You can take it rectally if your veterinarian co-signs the script. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4333 Pharmacist: I do not get paid enough to ask questions, take your Cialis and giddy-on out of here... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4334 You did ask for pills that made you hung like a horse. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4335 ...enter your rewards number, confirm your address whoa just saw your huge dick yowza let's go ahead get you a 60-day supply. Any questions? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4336 But the vet said I should come here! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4337 Yes, antibiotics for hoof and mouth disease 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4338 If your other half was the horse, you wouldn't need this cholesterol medication 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4339 I can fill the first half, but you’ll have to see a vet for the second.” Jamie Scott, Chapel Hill, N 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4340 I'm partially hoarse. Got anything for that? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4341 Yes, we can obtain an equine flu shot for you, but we need a prescription from your vet. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4342 ...and at these prices, you won’t see many more! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4343 I've never given horse tranquilizers to an actual horse before. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4344 Sir, are you quite centaur... er, certain? This dosage would kill a horse! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4345 Now be very careful with these. Just half of one could kill a horse. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4346 Over four hours? I’m surprised you’re still conscious. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4347 How about six of one...half dozen of the other? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4348 No, I don’t have any allergies, but I have been a little hoarse lately. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4349 Am I to bill your doctor or your vet? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4350 Here you go -- apply it topically, it should clear up in no time. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4351 You should ask your doctor Sir this is just for the hair loss 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4352 I don’t care what the veterinarian told you. The side effects are clearly listed right here on the side of the bottle. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4353 The male enhancement pills promise turned out to be more literal than I had hoped. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4354 Yes, they’re called horse pills - take them anyway. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4355 They recommend you take it with feed. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4356 It will just be a Minotaur good sir 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4357 I agree it’s not a common side effect but up you have to read the fine print. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4358 So I apply the cream twice daily to my saddle sores? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4359 This will help at least half of your problem. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4360 Is there a drug that I can eat and regain my full body? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4361 This is a horse-strength ED medicine 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4362 Yikes, the 'use by' on this med was 500 B.C. - how long have you been on this? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4363 These are horse pills you know so you will need to cut them in half. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4364 It looks like we got the signature from your doctor, but we're waiting on approval from your vet... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4365 Would you believe I've got the trots? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4366 It says her that one side effect could temporarily weaken your giddy-up. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4367 You're going to want to avoid galloping for at least a hour hour after each dose. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4368 Yes! this definitely will help your horses ass! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4369 Gimme something for the trots, doc. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4370 Medicare for All will make this pill easier to swallow 1.2188 0.03837 64 53 11 0
4371 Bob finally remembers to ask whether hoarseness is a front or back side effect. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4372 Mount Olympus pharmacy never explains the side- effects clearly. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4373 I am sorry, when you called I thought you said you were hoarse. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4374 We've had significant success with this to cure galloping diarrhea. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4375 No, rapid herd immunity requires a vaccine . 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4376 What do you mean it's not your throat that hoarse? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4377 Well, we got it out of your mouth. What more do you want? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4378 Yes, Charley-horses is a listed side affect 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4379 Over 75% effective, when taken as directed. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4380 Yes, well, you were supposed to only take half the pill. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4381 I'm sorry, we don't have a cure for being a horse's ass. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4382 I am going to need this prescription signed by your vet and your physician. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4383 If you can't swallow the whole pill, a hoof dose. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4384 Where would I find the Old Spice? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4385 Is the hybrid dose available in generic? 1.2179 0.05046 78 64 12 2
4386 Eighth line of the possible side effects in the TV ad. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4387 If only Mounted police took as much concern with fecal incontinence as you do. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4388 this may make your throat hoarse. 1.2174 0.05002 69 56 12 1
4389 If you're feeling a bit hoarse, try gargling with warm salt water. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4390 So you say you want to be tested for Coronavirus because you’ve been in touch with animals? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4391 Take one pellet by mouth with a full trough of water to retain your centaur of equilibrium. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4392 I have only half your prescription. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4393 If it lasts four hours, call a vet. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4394 If you experience adverse side effects, there's a number on the back: 1-800-GLU-FACT 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4395 I'm sorry, but this prescription must be co-signed by your veterinarian. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4396 You sounded less hoarse on the phone 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4397 Take these 3 times a day for a week and your hoof and mouth disease should go away. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4398 How can I help you, sir- oh, I mean... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4399 This is the lowest I can whisper. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4400 These are for your headache only. You have to see a veterinarian for your knee. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4401 The potential side effects were clearly spelled out. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4402 Allergies. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4403 So...yeah, these pills will get rid of the horse torso, but there will be some side-effects. You're going to be a little hoarse. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4404 THE RESTROOMS ARE RESERVED FOR THE EXECUTIVES, BUT MAY A SUGGEST A FINE PUBLIC PARK ACROSS THE STREET 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4405 I've been feeling a little horse lately. What do you recommend for that?" -Cynthia Speakman Oak Park, C 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4406 Got it straight from the horse´s mouth. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4407 I don't believe it's the coronavirus, but rather hoofing cough. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4408 Let's hope this works to cure your type of hoof and mouth disease. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4409 Liniment Gel, I finally get it. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4410 Take this. It will help you run faster. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4411 I'm sorry, there just is no prescription for 'Being a horse's ass.' 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4412 We haven't heard about Corona infecting livestock but please leave your pet outside, sir. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4413 So, 2 times a day for the tail and another 2 for the whole centaur. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4414 For the last time, there is no medicine for the Kentucky Derby. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4415 This is a pain in the ass 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4416 Yes, one of the known side-effects is an increased desire to always be the Centaur of attention. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4417 Looks like your Plan F is only going to cover half of this. 1.2131 0.05022 61 50 10 1
4418 Do you have something for a bad cold? I'm a little hoarse. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4419 They only said you’ll feel like a horse in the TV advertisements. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4420 the vet is located just out of town 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4421 Frankly, Horse Chestnut Extract never had this effect on a patient before. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4422 Sorry sir, this is a no shoes, no service establishment. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4423 Yes, I know I have horse legs. Can I please have my pills now? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4424 No, I believe you do not need a higher dose to "giddy up" again. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4425 Actually, for the sake of your wife, this works opposite to Viagra. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4426 PCP it ain't 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4427 Lasix will lower your blood pressure but disqualify you from the Kentucky Derby. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4428 You're feeling a little hoarse? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4429 Sorry Senator. It lists another side effect that might bother you more. It may reduce your ability to tell lies." 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4430 Don Quijote, please. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4431 When you called, I thought you meant you were a little hoarse 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4432 Could you go over those side effects again? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4433 Darn. We made an error on this prescription and gave your fraternal twin the horse-pill suppository. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4434 And to the potential side effects listed here, let's add hoof and mouth. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4435 Sorry, we don't show a Dr. Moreau on our list. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4436 Trigger? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4437 Pharmacist: Here are your horse pills. I filly’d your prescription to treat your bronco-itis. Haha. Centaur: Please stop. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4438 No... that wasn't side affect listed, but there was a warning to avoid oats. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4439 Got anything for the trots? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4440 You say you feel you're a little hoarse? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4441 I don't have anything I can recommend to get rid of your condition. But look at it this way. If people call you a horses ass, they are only pointing out the obvious. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4442 Your equine virus is getting worse. Take two of these and whinny me in the morning. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4443 I'm with Centaury 21 and I'd like to talk to you about your lease agreement. 1.2131 0.04742 61 49 12 0
4444 Big Pharma says taking this prescription won't make you feel like a horse's ass. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4445 It's listed right here as one of the possible side effects. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4446 I'm sorry, we're all out of Viagra. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4447 So you're the "A Horse With No Name?" I thought in the desert, there ain't no one for to give you no pain. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4448 I'm afraid you'll need to go to your primary care veterinarian for the refill of these transition drugs. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4449 We're out of medical oats,I'm afraid. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4450 I had a rather bad reaction to my new perscription. It was supposed ti be for a "hoarse" cough! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4451 And here's your prescription sir. Let's hope your feet come back in no time..." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4452 I told you I had problems with swallowing horse pills. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4453 I think you're going to have trouble swallowing these pills! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4454 You know something, Chester, these are really horse pills! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4455 I'm sorry sir but the side effects are listed clearly on the label. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4456 I'm terribly sorry sir--but I cannot process a prescription from a veterinarian 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4457 Take this with plenty of water to avoid getting the trots 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4458 Pate and Tail? I’m going to have to order that in. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4459 Your front part may be male, but your body’s a mare. Now don’t be a horse’s ass and take your estrogen! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4460 I ran into your cousin Ed yesterday at the track 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4461 Why do I need a prescription?! I could've easily filled it at the pet store but your people keep cleaning them out! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4462 And have you used hoof conditioner before? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4463 I’ve been feeling a little horse. What do you have for that? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4464 This prescription is specified as for horse's asses only. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4465 These should help, but you'll probably be a bit hoarse for a while 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4466 These pills should stop you’re compulsive over eating, and clear that hay fever. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4467 Those pills are quite large. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4468 These are for your friend's backache. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4469 Ummm, as you can see, I grew hooves instead of hair with the medicine... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4470 Well I’ll be a horse’s ass. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4471 They're pretty big...you sure you can swallow these horse pills? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4472 Just quit horsing around and give me the drugs 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4473 It will be just another moment sir, we are checking with your doctor to be sure he didn't want some alfalfa pills to go with this. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4474 The alfalfa tablets are on aisle three 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4475 The side effects were pretty bad. Got anything else? 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4476 You should be fine: It’s only going to take care of your hoarse throat. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4477 To be taken twice daily with a caramel macchiato or oats. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4478 Wow, Mr. Davis. You're getting more hoarse by the day. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4479 Well, side effects do include, “ make you hoarse...” 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4480 Do you have anything for hemorrhoids? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4481 You want me to cut them into half horse pills? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4482 This should take care of "the trots". 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4483 Hair oil for my head and tail, please? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4484 Sir, we do not want hoove prints on our genuine horse leather carpet please at least order online 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4485 I'm also going to need to see a prescription from your veterinarian. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4486 I am here to pick up my centaur prescription 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4487 I recommend Ajax throat lozenges if you're a little hoarse. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4488 Take this three times a day for your hay fever. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4489 Do you have anything for a sore throat - I’m a little hoarse? 1.2131 0.04742 61 49 12 0
4490 I understand your confusion sir. They actually are "horse pills." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4491 Are you OK with a suppository? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4492 My insurance only covers the hoarse throat." 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4493 It may give you the trots. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4494 Do you understand the instructions I just provided? Give me one clop for yes, two clops for no. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4495 Well, it’s really too early to say, but I doubt that was caused by the Coronavirus.” 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4496 You take half now and half later. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4497 The supplement clearly states you would 'Have the stamina of a Horse' 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4498 You kids would do anything for your Ketamine, wouldn't you? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4499 Hoarseness is listed as a possible side effect. Your condition appears to be acute. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4500 I sabotaged Clinton and Warren but I am really not a horse's ass. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4501 Yes, it will cause shrinkage 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4502 You can just gallop your horsey ass out of here you ain't getting no more! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4503 No sir, Coronavirus does not cause human-to-animal transition. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4504 No, this is not a Centaur Rx. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4505 I don't care if you ARE the Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention, I'm still going to need to see some ID. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4506 Medicare for all means everyone buddy! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4507 Yes, you can apply it to your scalp twice a day to grow your mane. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4508 I understand you are a little hoarse, but I don’t think treating you for hay fever is the right answer. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4509 I fail to see how you can be hoarse below the waist. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4510 Your insurance has a $10 co-nay, Charlie. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4511 No, I don't see it on the list of possible side effects, but you may want to call this 1-800 number to report it. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4512 I'm not sure you'll be able to swallow these. 1.2131 0.04444 61 52 9 0
4513 Have you tried using a standing desk? They're great for hip mobility. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4514 Have you a 'minute or' two, as I'm feeling a little hoarse 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4515 I am sorry Mr. Smith, I checked all my equine drugs but I don’t seem to have anything for a horse’s ass. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4516 "We only carry the coronavirus test, sir. For eastern equine, you'll need to see a doctor." 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4517 A glass of oatea. Shaken, not stirred. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4518 Please, no horse pills. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4519 You may find these pills hard to swallow. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4520 Your doctor prescribed the oral tablet only. If you prefer the suppository, you'll need to see your veterinarian. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4521 Horse pill or capsule? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4522 Yes, that's right, I said horse pills. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4523 Make sure you take this with hay three times a day. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4524 They said this surgery would help reduce my gas mileage. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4525 Nay, nay — I swear I met my deductible on that hoof surgery. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4526 I'm sorry Sir Horsey, your pills only come in that size. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4527 No sir, I have nothing for that but I would love to take you for a ride if that is OK. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4528 The only side effects that are noteworthy are some indigestion and a galloping cough . 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4529 Antibiotics and corticosteroids are very common for a hoarse throat but this is seemingly different. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4530 Any side effects sir? Yes, I'm a little hoarse. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4531 One of the side effects is a bad case of the trots; however, given your physiology, that shouldn't be an issue. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4532 Z, for Zero. Patient Zero. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4533 I'm guessing we can rule out the suppository option. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4534 Apply this topically after you’ve been brushed down today following your last race. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4535 I am afraid that your hay fever allergy needs a new referral from your ...uh, veterinarian...sir ! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4536 I would recommend the double dosage for galloping headaches. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4537 It says right here in the side effects: “May leave you a little ‘horse.’” 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4538 I'll only need half my prescription filled — for obvious reasons. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4539 Well, the bad news is we’re all out of chewables. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4540 No sir, I cannot prescribe you a bow and arrow. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4541 Frankly, you shouldn't be surprised. You were specifically warned the higher dose could make you somewhat horse. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4542 I'm sorry. We don't have anything for a receding mane. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4543 My apologies for any inconvenience. Management has really been cracking down on the DRIVE-thru lately. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4544 Beware of high blood pressure when commuting 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4545 Be careful with these. They’ll make you piss like a racehorse. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4546 My barber misinterpreted, "Business in the front, party in the back." 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4547 Overall it's much better, but i'm still quite horse. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4548 This should help clear up the hoarseness your doctor diagnosed. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4549 I’m sorry, we only have medicine for hoarse throats. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4550 Let's see here, you wanted colic pills? I am afraid that you will have to go to the feed store that 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4551 You said you were feeling a little hoarse? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4552 Yes, it's called the Bloomberg virus." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4553 The medication your doctor ordered is to be taken as a rectal suppository twice per day. Best of luck. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4554 I'm a pharmacist, not a veterinarian. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4555 Sir, you are close to being a total Ass! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4556 This horsemone will grow your mane back, but it will also disqualify you for the Trifecta. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4557 Hoofing cough elixir please 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4558 The vet was correct. Only use a half dose of ketamine. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4559 Is my prescription for Rogaine ready? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4560 I'm sorry sir, but we don't have anything for Thessalemia. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4561 I see that your doctor is horsing you around 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4562 Pain in the ass pills,please. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4563 Do you have anything to cure whinnying or neighing? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4564 Now you're going to need to cut each of these Klonopins in half. Does your human side know how to do that? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4565 The company didn't divulge these odd side effects to the public. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4566 Sniff or snort, this should help. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4567 I'm sure our prescription was neighed in. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4568 Yep that's me... the man the myth, Harry the Horse 1.2099 0.04553 81 67 13 1
4569 My only question to you is “Do YOU have any questions for ME?” 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4570 Unfortunately, this particular medication is a suppository. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4571 Doctor I need to refill this prescription, I'm feeling a little hoarse today. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4572 I'm afraid we don't have suppositories in your size. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4573 Common side effects include hay fever and the trots. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4574 I'm sorry about the side effects, but on the plus side, I've heard you finished second in the Kentucky Derby. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4575 I'm sorry; it's the only size the capsules come in. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4576 This should help the motion sickness, but you’ll need something stronger for the hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4577 Can you prescribe something for hoof and mouth disease? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4578 I assure you Sir, no Centaur-testing was used to develop this treatment! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4579 One of the side effects is partial balding. 1.2097 0.05212 62 51 10 1
4580 Over the phone you told me you needed something for being hoarse. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4581 Sorry. Horse's Ass meds never worked anyway. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4582 No, I heard you right. You said you're a little hoarse. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4583 Take this three times a day with hay. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4584 Why, yes. There are side saddle effects. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4585 I did tell you that this drug could make you a little horse. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4586 You don't need anything too powerful. You're just a little hoarse. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4587 What do you mean you can’t swallow horse pills?! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4588 This is our only half-horse pill. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4589 I'm actually wearing four shoes, so could I have service? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4590 Take one tablet a day for hay fever. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4591 Sorry, we’re all out of Purell. And I’m not even sure it’ll help you anyway. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4592 If you're a little horse in the morning, call your veterinarian immediately. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4593 I'd recommend gargling with this three times a day for the horseness. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4594 Any chance you have something for metamorphosis syndrome? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4595 Yes, the one for the jock itch and I'll also need the one for Equine Encephalitis. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4596 Sir, there’s a 50% veterinary co-pay. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4597 Avoid eating carrots, apples, and alfalfa while taking this medication. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4598 'Equinapower strength builder' is proven effective, but it does say has some side effects in rare cases." George Koomullil, San Ramon, Calif 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4599 Mr. Smith, I understand you feel a little horse, but these will do nothing for your self-esteem. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4600 Looks like you needed three to become a minotaur. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4601 Take one a day with a bowl of hay. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4602 The label just says that you should call a physician if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4603 Its for your hoarse throat, so doctor has said to take half. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4604 Can you make Secret Serum that allows me to kick butt in the WH❓ 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4605 I've heard people say their medicine was the size of horse pills but do they really have to be this big?! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4606 Your hoof and mouth meds aren't in yet" 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4607 Oh, I thought you said "hoarse". 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4608 It's right here in the fine print… just ride it out over the next two weeks. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4609 It's called Centaur of Gravity. Great for reducing neighing, but be sure to take it with plenty of grass. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4610 My mom always told me that men were donkeys but I never thought that was true. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4611 So if you don't want to buy the farm, I suggest you take these until your condition is stable. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4612 I can't give you a horse tranquilizer because, technically, you're not a horse. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4613 You pay extra for the brand name “Patootie Posits” 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4614 Huh. I figured you’d be taller. Well, two pills are oral, and two are rectal, which you’ll have to get from the vet. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4615 Does the pink stuff work for both ends? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4616 Is This One Of The Side Effects Of This Medication? Tina Magyar 455 Orange Center Rd. Orange ,Ct. 06477 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4617 Sir, the FDA black label is clear this will not treat your horses ass, no matter what your therapist says! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4618 Make sure to take two tablets a neigh. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4619 Yes,Sir,you did pick the one that was 50% off 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4620 My guess is this Viagra will certainly interfere with your trot 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4621 Take these twice a day with a bucket of oats. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4622 Sorry, I just checked. Obamacare doesn't cover Foot and Mouth Disease. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4623 I’ve got two for you: one for colitis, one for male pattern baldness. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4624 If only we had a broken-leg cure. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4625 No, a mask won't help prevent hoof and mouth disease either. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4626 No, the only side effects are headaches and chills. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4627 The side effects were clearly noted in the information page. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4628 Okay, that’s a refill on your hay fever medication, contact lens solution, and a lameness elixer 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4629 We also recommend that you spend less time at the track. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4630 Catherine says I'm only half the man my father was. Viagra would be great! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4631 Do you have anything to help someone who's a little bit horse? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4632 Let me guess, you’re the Moscow mule. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4633 It says very clearly, "Side effects may include ..." 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4634 At least it didn’t make you drowsy. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4635 I'm sorry sir, but your insurance does not cover centaurs. Perhaps you should move to a more enlightened country such as Canada or England. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4636 Now make sure you don’t take too many of these sugar cubes. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4637 Take two tablets daily to suppress the inner beast and maintain your mundane life. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4638 I don't believe the Kentucky Derby allows performance enhancing drugs... or centaurs. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4639 Look, I'll vote for any candidate supporting all medical possibilities. As it is now, I need two separate insurance plans; two plans, two legs each. Not a four-legged plan in sight. Insurance companies must be stopped. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4640 Are you sure you want to treat it? At this point it will be easier and cheaper to speed up the process. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4641 I don't care that your doctor calls it a tranquilizer. I'm not filling a prescription for ketamine. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4642 Don’t forget to take only one tablet three times a day for a week or you will get off your high horse. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4643 Centaurs should take the horse sized dosage, but we recommend cutting the pill into quarters before taking. 1.2055 0.04958 73 61 10 2
4644 I need to check with your doctor regarding your viagra prescription. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4645 I'm Sorry, the medicine you want is still in the testing stage 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4646 Sorry sir, we are unable to fulfill your request for horse pills. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4647 I wouldn't call them, 'horse pills', exactly... 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4648 What are your symptoms Sir? Feeling hoarse. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4649 I think I misinterpreted what 'Horse Pills' were... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4650 This can make you pee like a race horse. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4651 So you’re feeling a little horse? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4652 I'm sorry, but the strongest 'tranquilizer' we have here is NyQuil 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4653 Look I'm just stuck, O.K.? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4654 If the GP and the vet hadn't both signed off, I couldn't give you this." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4655 No sir, there shouldn't be any interactions with hay. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4656 THIS IS A TEST COLIN! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4657 It's about your last recommendation for more energy 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4658 I don't know how you're going to insert the suppository. Most of the Centaurs I know are married. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4659 Unfortunately, that is a common side-effect of this brand of erectile dysfunction pill. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4660 It says here to take the horse tranquilizer 15 minutes after each grande quad latte. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4661 Sorry to hear you finished last at the steeplechase. This anti-inflammatory will help you recover but stay off your rear hooves as much as possible. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4662 Why the long body 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4663 Avoid taking this with an empty saddle. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4664 Of course, you should only take half of each horse pill per dose. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4665 Take one tablet twice a day and your colt should clear right up. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4666 I'm sorry the track was muddy, but we did talk about side effects of the drug. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4667 I think when your wife said you sounded as though you were a little hoarse, you misunderstood. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4668 The cough medicine you take orally, but the antibiotic... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4669 Take twice a neigh. 1.2034 0.02135 59 52 6 1
4670 Don't worry about it. Just tell everyone you decided to give being a vegetarian a try. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4671 Your HMO said you could get a three month supply. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4672 This should take care of that party in the back. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4673 I’m having side effects from the new meds .. I’m feeling like a horse’s ass !! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4674 Here is your Horsetail, er Equisetum I mean. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4675 They’re horse pills but you can just break them in half, 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4676 Sorry, sir - nothing for 'Charles Horse' 1.2034 0.05812 59 50 7 2
4677 Anything that you can suggest for an undecided Democrat? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4678 Sorry sir. You still need a prescription. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4679 I know that you are stubborn about not reading the fine print, but this says ¨results unknown from animal DNA content¨- Harvey, you could have gotten the mule DNA instead. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4680 You mean the kind where your voice is really raspy? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4681 This one's for if you're a little horse. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4682 I see you're familiar with the side effects. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4683 I am sorry, but there is no OTC drug for your condition. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4684 Take these when you’re feeling a little hoarse. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4685 I’m a pharmacist, not a stable hand. I can only tell you how to administer it, not how you’re supposed to reach your point of intake. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4686 Sir, your opioid addiction is coming out of your ass. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4687 What are side effects? They didn’t say anything about that where I went to school. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4688 Yes, I see Mr Kresnik, but the label does say to take a whole dose. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4689 Sir, there seems to be a problem. This prescription is from a vet. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4690 Take two of these in the morning and your "horse" throat should clear right up 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4691 And what do you have for a Charlie horse? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4692 These are suppositories. You sure you can reach back there? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4693 The label says to call your doctor if the condition lasts for more than 4 hours. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4694 Sorry about the horse pills comment, it was just an expression. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4695 Here at the apothecary, we take pride in accomodating everyone's needs, regardless of their differences. Please, sir, have a seat, and I'll be with you in a minute." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4696 ...and 30 days of ketamine, half-strength. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4697 Well if the veterinarian said so... 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4698 No, you can't get your money back. The label clearly states, "May cause sore throat and horseness." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4699 don't eat oats -they'll give you the trots. 1.2034 0.05001 59 51 6 2
4700 Hmm. We've never seen that effect from Centrum before. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4701 If I have any side effects, I'm my own designated driver. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4702 This should keep you from becoming a horse's ass. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4703 I'm sorry Mr. Tumnis, this prescription only comes in horse-size pills. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4704 In rare cases, centaurism may occurr." It's right there in black and white 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4705 Sign here for the Viagra. Balloons are in aisle 3. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4706 Your free-trial is over. If you want to continue having those legs, you have to purchase the complete kit. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4707 Do you have anything for muledick? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4708 You cannot take this if you are allergic to horse serum. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4709 Did you want the medical or veterinary formulation? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4710 This is the best we got to enhance upper body strength. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4711 These lozenges should help with your hoarseness 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4712 I'm sorry, when you called ahead I thought you said you had the 'cold of the century'. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4713 I am sorry, sir, but there are two co-pays for hoof-n-mouth prescriptions 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4714 The ride effects are on the bottle. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4715 The sign says, 'Humans Only,.' 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4716 Yes, you can still catch the coronavirus. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4717 Any side effects you want the pharmacist to know about? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4718 You can just clip-clop your way to the pharmacy next door for horse pills. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4719 The idea was to get wings but i got two extra set of legs to be productive! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4720 Yes, I'm sure you have heard them all Mr. Greenwood, but I said bag, not gag. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4721 Given your situation, you may need help inserting these in your rectum. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4722 I was something here for a Robert Centaur. Can you confirm your address? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4723 This centaurism antidote may result in some unanticipated galloping. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4724 There is nothing in the literature about priapism leading to better stud fees. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4725 You can have the heart of a bronco, but this martingale will help you focus on your work. 1.2000 0.03977 60 52 7 1
4726 What have you got for a sore throat? I’m a little horse. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4727 After you take these, depending on your orientation, are gonna want an ass or a jenny. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4728 And when taking this, don't eat bats or any other wild animal. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4729 I thought you said it might make me a little hoarse! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4730 I don't think it was the med that made you a horse's ass. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4731 I just want to warn you that the pills are rather large. You might want to cut them in half. They're so big they're like hor... big pills. Big pills. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4732 No, I think shitting when you walk is a side-effect of something else. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4733 Maybe I took too much vicodin this morning. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4734 Honestly, no more horse pills. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4735 Prescribe something. I am a little horse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4736 Do you have any ketamine? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4737 I said this would help if you were a little hoarse!" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4738 Do not get this saddle sore medicine on your face. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4739 Do you have anything for that feeling that you’re dragging your past behind? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4740 Got it, you're out to stud and are confused as to why priapism is a side effect and not a feature ... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4741 This medication with help with the itching of your upper body. For the rest, I'd, ah, rely on your tail. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4742 Yes, this may help if you are a little horse 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4743 Your prescription for DMSO is out of refills. Would you like for me to contact your veterinarian? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4744 Your card, please. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4745 I get it. No one wants to be saddled with side effects, but I'm afraid its the only choice you hoof for treating your mane symptoms. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4746 The manufacturer acknowledges that side effect, and offers patients a catalogue selling horse pants. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4747 These pills will make you normal again, merman. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4748 I'm sorry. We are out of Equine Flu vaccine. Why? Are you feeling a little horse? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4749 I'm afraid you haven't met the deductible yet on your copay, but your veterinarian may be able to provide a free sample. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4750 Sorry Sir, but you're the ass who decided to give up your private insurance plan! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4751 Okay, so one bottle of hoarse throat pills. That'll be 2.50 sir. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4752 Take one of these four times a day with a full glass of water until you feel less hoarse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4753 Sir, these will only help with a hoarse throat. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4754 I said your throat would feel less hoarse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4755 This cough syrup is not extra strength, but it does work if you're a little hoarse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4756 I came a long way to find a mask. Do you have it? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4757 Is this what you call robbing Peter to pay Paul? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4758 The directions say to stirrup it well, then swallow it in a stable environment. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4759 Her comes Mr. Johnson again. He is such a horse's ass. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4760 ''can I copay in manure? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4761 We don't have that here. You need to go to the farmacy on 21st. 1.1967 0.04569 61 50 11 0
4762 Sorry sir, we don’t sell ketamine 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4763 We have no prescription for hoof and mouth problems. sir 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4764 I know they're hard to swallow, and I'm sorry. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4765 And I'm telling you, sir, that the medicine for equine arthritis requires a prescription. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4766 Horses for courses of antibiotics. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4767 But what about your friend back there? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4768 Looks like I've got some horse pills for you. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4769 Yes sir, this is definitely the Cen-TRUM. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4770 Your doctor approved the refill, but we're still waiting to hear from your vet. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4771 I don't have anything for hoof and mouth disease. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4772 Believe it or not, Medicare covers this antidote. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4773 O.K. This should help with the hoarseness in your throat. However, the side effects are octopus arms and explosive diarrhea. That work for you? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4774 Sir, I've just checked and your veterinarian gave us the wrong script, can you take a seat over there." 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4775 You know, you can save twenty bucks on Lasix if, next time, you get your vet to write the script! 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4776 Not to worry - a horse pill just refers to size. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4777 This is one of the side effects listed. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4778 So, you're the hoarse horse, of course. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4779 Side effects include: whinnying, rearing on hind legs, and mounting nearest female. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4780 I'm afraid we'll have to special order the Ketamine Suppositories. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4781 The TV ad did mention the possibility of side effects. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4782 The label lists the side effects. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4783 No, I'm afraid that's just an expression referring to very large pills. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4784 Ketamine? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4785 Sorry, My faith dictates that I not sell prescriptions to a centaurian. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4786 I see you're a little hoarse. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4787 I don't think your pet insurance will cover this... 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4788 Adverse effects can be more than just those mentioned in the t.v. ads, sir. 1.1964 0.05932 56 48 6 2
4789 Well..I wanted to pee like a horse not BE a horse! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4790 You shouldn’t operate heavy machinery, go on a quest, or cast spells for at least two weeks. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4791 Clover or carrots? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4792 Take this one with water and that one with hay. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4793 I don't care, just whatever part is covered. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4794 No, Senator, I don’t have a cure for horse’s ass syndrome. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4795 The purse on the 5th at Belmont should just about cover this. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4796 At least you didn’t get crabs 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4797 Until now I could always stand on my own two feet 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4798 Your veteraniarn hasn't sent it in yet. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4799 side effects 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4800 Here's a little something for your pain in the - er - calf.. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4801 Sir, I told you the medication could cause hoarseness 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4802 You’ll find my account under “Horses Head”, not “Horses Ass”. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4803 ‘A bottle of cough syrup and two paracetamol tablets will get you in the right TRACK.....see you soon’ 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4804 Don’t worry, Trigger, it’s only temporary. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4805 Does that come in a liquid? I can't swallow those big horse pills. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4806 Looks like they really were horse pills. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4807 Take one every four hours, with plenty of hay. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4808 If you think coronavirus was bad for your retirement account, just wait. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4809 This will get you to stable. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4810 Are you sure you're only picking up the hair loss cream? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4811 Yes, faster galloping is a possible side effect of Lasix. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4812 You appear to be a bit hoarse. This should clear thing up. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4813 Nice to get the front end for a change. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4814 Erectile dysfunction doesn't make you less of a man. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4815 Yes, Centaur Brands has a big recall going on. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4816 Hoof meds aren't covered by your insurance - you should see if you can get a rider. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4817 Hhhhhaaaayyy there! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4818 Neigh, neigh, whinny, neigh. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4819 You said it might make me a little hoarse 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4820 No, you'll still be hoarse. But your mane will come in much fuller." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4821 These pills are huge! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4822 This should take care of the hoof-mouth in about two weeks. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4823 Unfortunately this can't be used to treat horseness. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4824 So we are going to try a different antibiotic then Mr. Jones. This one doesn't have any severe side effects. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4825 Do you have any Ultra strength Miralax?? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4826 So, just the Claritin and the uh....magnums, sir? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4827 Let's each take two of these and see if we wake up from this nightmare. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4828 Yes, I can fill this one but for the rest you will have to see a veterinarian. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4829 Sorry, nothing for a horses ass. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4830 If you find yourself experiencing barbarous ideation, discontinue and seek medical attention." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4831 You must have bought the new experimental Trojans. Take two of these, and the side-effect should wear off by morning. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4832 We're out of suppositories, sir, but I can get you an equine flu vacc. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4833 GoodRx or insurance? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4834 It’s going to cost you a few bucks. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4835 I guess your doctor knows what he’s doing, but with all this Viagra you’ve been taking, you’re gonna die in the saddle. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4836 i’m sorry , but we don’t carry anything for a horse’s ass 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4837 I hear this cures the trots. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4838 This should clear up the hay fever. You’ll be stable in a few days. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4839 I don't care if these hormones make you strong as a horse, you can't have any more. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4840 For the last time sir, I don't care that you're half-horse - I cannot sell you any ketamine without a prescription! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4841 Will this medication make my butt look bigger? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4842 I’m sorry, Sir, but this is only approved for unicorns. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4843 These could kill a horse, so just take half. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4844 The warning label specifically states that these pills should not be taken after eating oatmeal. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4845 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4846 Do you have an-equestrians for the pharmacist? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4847 No, sir, I've read all the warnings, and there's nothing about developing the head and torso of an accountant... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4848 Believe me! Winning the Triple Crown is not the only thing in life! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4849 Do the pills come in tablet size. These horse pills are a bit too much for me. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4850 Believe me, I know insomnia sucks. Normally we can’t prescribe horse tranquilizers, but it should be fine if I cut the pills in half, right? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4851 I'm sorry, this one only comes in a suppository. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4852 I realize it's an anagram, but we at Centura Health still can't help you. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4853 Right...one side effect ...it can make you a little hoarse. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4854 That is the one your doctored ordered and this is the one called in by your vet. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4855 Magnums, please. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4856 Do you have any masks left? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4857 I need something for my back pain. My boss treats me like a work horse and frankly I don't understand why he thinks slapping my ass and saying 'giddy-up' will increase my productivity." 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4858 This medication should reduce your hoarseness. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4859 Sorry. It plainly says here there could be noticeable side effects. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4860 Why the long face? Have the meds not kicked in yet? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4861 Are you experiencing racing heart, or just the racing? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4862 This medicine should give you some extra giddy up. James Mahon Northport, NY 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4863 What do you recommend for a horse throat? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4864 You did say you wanted something to help you to run faster . . . . 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4865 I understand your concerns Mr. Vanderfleet. Next time please read about the side effects first. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4866 Just massage this into your scalp. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4867 What you need is in the animal husbandry section of the store! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4868 Sir, I understand your worry about the side effects you've had with this medication, but maybe the hair loss is the least of your problems? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4869 At least it’s not Coronavirus. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4870 Do you have anything for a sore hoof? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4871 You're the third white horse's ass I've had in here today. Like I told the other two; I have nothing for baldness, bad eyesight or a big nose." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4872 Next time don’t eat the horseradish. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4873 I can’t decide what I should get” Mike Sullivan, Boston M 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4874 Sir, for the suppository you will also need to purchase our extra-large U-shaped cane. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4875 I checked,we only have it as a suppository. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4876 Throat? Sure, but no guarantees for other parts of the body. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4877 Stop horsing around. I don't have all day. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4878 Listen, Sagittarius. I’m not sure this anti-aging treatment is going to be effective. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4879 Side effect of your medication, sir. You'll be back to normal after the November election. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4880 I never should have trusted Dr. Caballo 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4881 I'm sorry sir, we have nothing that relieves the feeling for a horses ass 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4882 Making an ass of yourself isn't a side effect of this prescription sir 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4883 That horse-size pill, the back-side effects are unacceptable. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4884 Still feeling hoarse? Try these. 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
4885 Take two of these every morning, and see your doctor if you experience pain or fatigue or a sudden urge to gallop through the window. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4886 Yes, I have something great for the face condition. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4887 Yes sir, that prescription has caused some people problems with hoarseness." 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4888 Viagra? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4889 Sorry, for the lower back pain med, you have to get a prescription from your vet. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4890 I know. I know. But this medicine only comes in these horse-size pills. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4891 Side effects include 'hoarse' throat. No mention of legs. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4892 Horse pills are in aisle three. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4893 Do you sell hoof softeners? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4894 Well yes it does say take two pills if you are a little hoarse, but... 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4895 Do you have the results of my Coggins test? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4896 I've observed over the years that most of the drug company reps have long legs--you're the first with four. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4897 I'm sorry sir but the side effects of Viagra are irreversible. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4898 The rest of these you need to fill at your vet. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4899 And who will put it in for you? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4900 I’m here to pick up the tranquilizer that my wife called in. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4901 So, minus proof that it's an emotional-support animal, the salve for your ass falls outside your formulary. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4902 Yes, with these drugs, winning the Kentucky Derby will be a snap. 1.1964 0.02444 56 49 6 1
4903 Sir, are you sure your doctor ordered this toe-nail fungus medication for you? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4904 Yes, I know they shoot horses, but not for a hoof fungus. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4905 I'm here for my Zoloft. I thought that after winning the Triple Crown, I"d have it all. Now all I do is eat, sleep, and get laid...it's no way to live. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4906 I have pills for a hoarse cough but nothing for ass pants. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4907 If the erection lasts for more than four hours, please consult your veterinarian. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4908 You're sure taking two with water will help with the pain? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4909 So coronavirus can be transmitted to centaurs, huh? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4910 Oh you're right the side effect is spelled horseness 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4911 I'm just quickly checking with your Vet to be sure we don't have any potential negative interaction effects. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4912 The directions say one pill as needed for Hay Fever, but in your case I'd take the whole bottle. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4913 Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover a horses ass. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4914 This will make your unstable condition a bit more stable 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4915 One of the side effects is you may get the trots. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4916 Well-played, Mr. Taur. Indeed, you are not subject to our 2 pack-per-'person' limit on face masks. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4917 Your face is longer than our receipts. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4918 I have repeatedly told you not to come in here half naked! 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4919 If you read the small print here, it does say there may be some sidesaddle effects... 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4920 Ketamine will make you feel better but I don't think it's a cure. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4921 Are you sure your doctor ordered a colonoscopy? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4922 So...Mr. Smith...you really should speak with your doctor about the side effects of this new male enhancement medication you’ve been taking.” 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4923 Are you sure you need these? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4924 Of course I can only give you a half dose of the horse tranquilizers. Our insurer's very firm on that. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4925 Stamp twice if you wish to decline counseling about this prescription medication. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4926 But you say your throat is NOT horse? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4927 Your insurance doesn’t cover your rump. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4928 Nope, it’s not listed on the side effects. Must be psychosomatic. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4929 Sorry, we're all out of species dysphoria conversion medicine until next month. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4930 The hair growth pills are working sir, but they are not suppositories 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4931 It’s called “Centaur Stud.” Take one gallon of water with each dose. Any Questions? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4932 Yeah, the hair is on my ass actually. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4933 This is for drop off only, sir. Please wait in the Centaur line to pick up. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4934 Sorry, no horse pills. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4935 No, morphing into a centaur is not listed as a known side effect. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4936 Take this three times a day with a bale of hay. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4937 Horse sense tells me this isn't the right medicine. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4938 I’m sorry but I cant fill the prescriptions from your veterinarian. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4939 This should help your sore throat, since you're a little hoarse. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4940 What the hay do you recommend for this? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4941 Centaur Silver multivitamins are in Aisle 5. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4942 It’s proscription ketamine, for my anxiety. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4943 Sorry..there are not enough customers to justify a generic version yet. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4944 The reason for the higher price is your vet wrote ‘brand name necessary.’ 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4945 Sure, it's effective, but there's no guarantee it will cure your Athlete's Hoof. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4946 Of all things, my throat is not hoarse 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4947 Be careful, these are the size of horse pil--oh, never mind. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4948 It states it right on the label: side effects include blurred vision; mood changing; and turning into a horses ass. Read it right there...oh right, forgot about the blurred vision... You all tore up... Good luck bruh! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4949 Schizophrenia ? I'd say you have a point. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4950 The bad news is, these are suppositories, sir. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4951 You prefer the pills or the suppositories? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4952 I'm not sure I'm qualified to help you with your hemorrhoids, sir. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4953 These pills may be hard to swallow. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4954 Perhaps this time you'd like me to discuss potential side effects? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4955 You’ll need to see your veterinarian for the suppository 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4956 "To be fair, they did mention the potential side effects in the commercial. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4957 This will help cure the trots. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4958 Only a horse's ass would ignore the warnings on the label!! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4959 You need to take it twice daily until your symptoms subside. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4960 Hay fever, how ironic. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4961 Sorry sir, it's all Greek to me. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4962 Even if I couldn't see you below the counter, this dosage wouldn't help you win in Kentucky. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4963 Sir, we make every effort to rein in galloping drug costs. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4964 Take one before post time and another after a rubdown. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4965 Please make sure that the expiration date is included. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4966 Why, do I sound hoarse? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4967 Thanks. You also seem refreshingly clean and articulate. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4968 Sir, do you want this in a paper bag or chaff bag? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4969 This one's side effect gives you a donkey head. That's the closest I could find. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4970 "A reminder, just in case, that these are meant to be taken orally. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4971 Now you didn’t get theses here, but they should let you place at least third in the fourth. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4972 I've got to stop taking these pills myself. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4973 They don't make reducement pills for that. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4974 I'm going to need to see another form of ID. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4975 Take one tablet every other neigh. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4976 I need a special hairbrush 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4977 Got anything for the galloping trots? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4978 I don't care if a vet did write it. I'm not filling this much ketamine. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4979 This prescription comes with an incantation which is not covered by your drug plan. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4980 Be sure to eat your oats before each dose. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4981 My Uncle Raymond is a centaur, do you know him? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4982 The good news is these pills should help stabilize your hay fever. The bad news is they are a suppository. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4983 This drug does have some unfortunate side effects. But on the positive side, oats and hay are good for you. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4984 It says here that you are allergic to horse serum. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4985 May be you should call your Vet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4986 I need your back half to step back behind the line. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4987 Did you take with food? That might be why. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4988 Yeah, our delivery guy called in sick. Thanks for hoofing it over here to pick up your meds. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4989 We're just about to close. Good thing you hoofed it over! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4990 Twice daily for Satyrs, four times daily for Centaurs. Do not operate heavy chariots or attend orgies. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4991 It’s more than a hoarse throat! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4992 Do you have anything for someone who's been feeling hoarse? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4993 Given your condition, I have to inform you this medication has been known to give some people a bad case of the trots. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4994 I’m sorry, Sir. That was a typo. The 20% discount applies to ‘Centenarians’. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4995 What do you have for the trots? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4996 Sorry, your insurance coverage only includes humans. How would you like to pay? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4997 I feel a little horse today! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4998 Make me something strong. I want to feel weak in the knees tonight. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4999 ...and yes, we were able to find a non-suppository option for your prescription. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5000 I suppose you want this half off. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5001 I'm sorry that the studly side effect will disappear over time. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5002 Would you like to hear about the possible side effects? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5003 Sorry, sir, but Premarin requires a prescription 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5004 A reaction you say? I’d say you’re lucky. Lots of money in those hooves. But, hey, drink this if you’d like to return to normal. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5005 now I understand why you said you were racing here... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5006 Let's see, BMI-four feet tall, 200 pounds? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5007 Do you have anything for when you feel like a horse 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5008 For humans, the erection protocaol is four hours. But for you, I'll have to call in. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5009 No, sir. None of my other customers use “hay-fever” medications to help with their diets. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5010 Your prescription calls for a single dose of 33 caliber to the head. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5011 I’m sorry, but you obviously didn’t read the side effects for those ‘Penis Enlargement’ pills. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5012 Take this suppository twice a day for two weeks. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5013 Oh. Sorry. I thought "Centaur for Disease Control" was a typo. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5014 It would cost less if it were a suppository. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5015 These lozenges will take care of that hoarseness, Mr. Miller. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5016 I can see how suppositories might pose some challenges. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5017 I hope you clean that up before you leave. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5018 We don't carry hoove polish here-try the farmacy. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5019 Unfortunately, sir, Medicare won’t cover the cost of hemorrhoid medication in your case. Do you have any veterinary insurance? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5020 I’ll have your horse pills ready in a moment! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5021 Hey, Jim. I've got your usuals just how you like them. All placebos. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5022 This is an anal suppository, so you will have to revisit the vet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5023 This is taken once per day with oats 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5024 Of course it makes you feel like a stallion. That's what it's supposed to do. Did you not read about the side effects? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5025 I am a very stable genius. Any place except the stable--neigh. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5026 Not sure those plasters can help with your sole calluses, Sir. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5027 Sorry but we're all out of the vaccine for hoof and mouth disease 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5028 I need a moisturizing cream for VERY dry feet please. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5029 Your Anti-diuretic Medicine is Ready 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5030 Symptoms are a sore throat, so you may be a little hoarse. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5031 Well sir, the accompanying pamphlet for this prescription did specifically warn you of this rare but possible side effect. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5032 That certainly isn't a side effect we've seen before, Mr. Stallion. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5033 Look, we're a very progressive pharmacy, but you Bernietaurs still must have insurance. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5034 I'm sorry Allen. In the end, there's nothing for YOUR stress. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5035 I'd prefer two of the smaller ones, I have trouble swallowing those big horse tabs. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5036 Yes sir, these pills work very well for leg cramps, so I suggest you saddle up at home, and ride it out. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5037 I get off at 7, but you should know up-front I never date bald men. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5038 Even so, sir, you are not at risk for equine encephalitis. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5039 Sir, It says right here side effects may include dry eyes, restless leg syndrome, and in a small percentage of cases, centaur ass. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5040 I came as quickly as I could when I learned about the sale on hair regrowth products. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5041 Here is your aspirin oral paste, Sir 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5042 So what seems to be the problem sir?" "Take a wild guess? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5043 I'll need to check with your Vet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5044 You’ll have to get that other prescription from a vetenarian 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5045 Don't take it with alcohol or hay. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5046 It says here that you're the Centaur for disease control??? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5047 I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept ADNeigh policies 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5048 About the side effects Mr. Triggerman, have you ever heard 'nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea'? No, can you hum a few bars? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5049 Here to pick up my prescription for a horse tranquilizer 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5050 You should not experience the same side effects with this prescription as you did with the last one. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5051 In fact, this is safe only in patients who’ve taken Four Legs Good®. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5052 Take this at night with food, and in two weeks you’ll see a vast improvement in your coat. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5053 Since this prescription is for a suppository, you’ll need to visit the vet 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5054 This should help with the backyard trots. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5055 I’m the Centaur for Disease Control 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5056 The horse pills, four times a day. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5057 Worst hoof and mouth case I have ever seen 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5058 Take half of the big pill in the morning, and half of the little pill at night. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5059 Yes, Mr. Satyr Shetland, this prescription should help with you satyriasis. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5060 Here’s your problem. This is for hoarseness. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5061 I'm sorry. Your insurance doesn't cover this scrip. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5062 Side effects may include feeling a bit hoarse. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5063 Yes , you are doing it properly as prescribed by your online physician, it states, " Gargle three times a day for hoarseness". What seems to be the problem? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5064 I understand your concerns, but it does say that side effects include unsightly growths. 1.1852 0.03317 54 48 5 1
5065 You tlruly are a horses’ ass 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5066 A tranquilizer is a tranquilizer. I don't understand the 'horse' aspect of your question. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5067 One of the dangers of this drug is that you may lose your hind quarters and turn into a human. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5068 Here's why you got the rash. Side effects are upset stomach, diarrhea and becoming a centaur.... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5069 WE don't have a Prescription for that ! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5070 What do you mean, "unlisted side-effects"? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5071 Hmm. You’re right. That wasn’t listed as a potential side effect. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5072 Sorry! Our hoarseness remedies only make your throat feel better. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5073 Take this one with hay. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5074 Would you prefer Xanax or a horse tranquilizer? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5075 Hopefully this should rid you of your hoarseness. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5076 Your insurance only covers the generic, but your doctor wrote 'no substitutions' on the Rx 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5077 You did read the disclaimer before using the drug? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5078 Sir, I’m afraid that. Sing a jackass is a permanent effect of this medication. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5079 You can't get oxycontin just because you're an ox. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5080 And has it been 4 hours or more? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5081 It behooves me to fill just half of the prescription. Your vet will take care of the rest. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5082 Your prices turn me into a horse's a-- 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5083 Take 2 pills twice a day for symptoms of cavallovirus. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5084 Your insurance company agrees to pay for the front hoofs treatment only, Sir. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5085 These pills will turn you into Pegasus or your money's cheerfully refunded 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5086 Sir, I can assure you Equestrinox is FDA approved. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5087 Take one pill every four hours or as needed to saddle down. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5088 The Rogaine is working, just not on your head. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5089 You have Potomac Horse Fever. It should clear up the first Tuesday in November. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5090 Sir we have a no return policy on our horse tail pills I’m afraid you’ll have to take it up with customer service right over NEIGHer. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5091 But the vet said to come here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5092 Go back on the horse you rode in on to wherever you originally came from. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5093 This medicine will help your sinuses but won't do anything for your hoarseness" 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5094 I thought I was going to pony up to the bar, but instead I decided to head out to the doc. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5095 In your case the Real ID needs the full body photo. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5096 If I were you, I'd gallop right back to your doctor for a new scrip. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5097 I think maybe the Mane ‘n Tail product worked a little too well .. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5098 If you can't figure out how to wipe back there this medication is not going to help much sir 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5099 Take two every four furlongs 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5100 Have you tried Centrum for centaurs? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5101 Yes, becoming a Centaur is a listed side effect, but your record indicates that you rejected pharmacist consultation when you had this filled. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5102 No saddling for 24 hours. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5103 You'll be fine. I'm pretty sure the IOC has relaxed those rules. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5104 I didn't know centaurs drank coffee. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5105 Sorry, Depends don’t come in your size. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5106 Your insurance only covers the 'mouth' part. As for the rest, let's just say my hooves are tied. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5107 Sorry, Sir. As you might imagine, Hoof and Mouth has taken a back seat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5108 Yes, I do accept kickbacks but I prefer cash or baseball tickets. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5109 Yes, you're doctor lead you here. But he can't make you take these. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5110 Take 3 pills per day until the urge to eat hay subsides. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5111 I'm sorry sir, Medicare will pay only 50%. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5112 I’d like to lodge a complaint. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5113 I told you to read the label before you signed. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5114 I told you not to mix the growth hormone with the hoof and mouth pills, Bob. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5115 It says here, your insurance does not cover hoof and mouth disease. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5116 I 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5117 Is this for the male front end or the female backend? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5118 These should be taken with hay and water. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5119 Take one pill in the morning for a sore throat and little horse 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5120 I know we were joking earlier, but I think... You gave me actual horse pills... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5121 It clearly states the side effects are exacerbated by drinking beer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5122 We do sell Mane n' Tail...but I think you only need half of it. 1.1852 0.04635 54 47 6 1
5123 Ok, so this is a new prescription. You’ll need to take it twice a day with hay and water. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5124 Sorry Sir the veterinarian is out of network, your insurance doesn’t cover it. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5125 Well, yes....this will make you feel a little less hoarse,....but.... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5126 You may need help administering this enema 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5127 The new medicine to undo the spell is unfortunately not covered by your insurance. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5128 Your insurance only covers for a hoarse voice. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5129 Now Harry... I warned you of the side effects. Here's a different prescription. Hopefully, you don't turn into a pig of a snout! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5130 You're lucky, we're the last pharmacy in the city that still tests on animals. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5131 Just take half of the horse tranquilizer. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5132 Doctor Centaur called in a prescription. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5133 I'm auditioning for a role in "The Four Horsemen." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5134 I've been feeling rather horse lately. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5135 No, I'm not going to ask how your throat is. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5136 I told you 'use as directed' didn't I? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5137 That'll be 8 dollars and 50 centaurs, please. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5138 Doctor: “I thought you said over the phone that you needed a prescription for a hoarse patient!” 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5139 Doc says we need to quit horsing. He's gonna double your dose. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5140 We don't get many calls for these... have you tried the Centaur Center 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5141 Sorry,We have nothing to reverse centaur 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5142 I regret we can only fill half your prescription. You'll have to complete your order at Pet-Meds. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5143 Take two every morning with a quater-bale 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5144 Hung like a what??! I’ll still need my Viagra 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5145 Well, sir, if you'd read the pamphlet, all side effects were clearly listed. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5146 That is the Senior, not Centaur, Discount Program here you may have heard about. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5147 No, it says the possible side is "horse cough". 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5148 Can you suggest another remedy for charley horse? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5149 Now your first medication should be taken on an empty stomach, and the second one with a small pail of oats. 1.1852 0.04635 54 45 9 0
5150 I assure you, the side effects are temporary. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5151 Yes, it's more powerful than Viagra. But as you see, there are side effects. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5152 The only diagnosis I can find is "Lady Godiva Syndrome." 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5153 that that enema kit is way too small. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5154 Sorry, you'll have to get a prescription from your doctor for the antidote. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5155 What can I take when I'm feeling a little hoarse? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5156 Did you want this Lasix to help you run faster or you just had some congestive heart failure? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5157 Your Equine Insurance provides better coverage, I'll use that. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5158 For your hemorrhoid medication, you need to go to the vet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5159 You shouldn’t drive a motor vehicle, may cause dizziness, may cause a case of the trots. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5160 Any other symptoms besides hoarseness 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5161 Yes, these horse pills do come with some side effects 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5162 This should help you with any hoarseness. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5163 Sorry sir, but your specimen tells me that you're allergic to hay. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5164 I'm sorry but you'll have to see a vet for the second half of this perscription. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5165 Your employer's Centaur health insurance plan does not cover hoof and mouth disease. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5166 I’m Arnold Smith here for my prescription of 10,000 mg of of “Flea-B-Gone” 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5167 Do I need a script from the Vet also? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5168 I’m sorry to tell you sir, but your horse is brain dead. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5169 They're horse pills. Break them in half. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5170 Do you have anything for uncontrolled nickering? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5171 That’s clearly an over-the-centaur medication. 1.1852 0.04635 54 45 9 0
5172 Oh! This should have gone to Aqueduct. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5173 Hellion side effects? The restless leg syndrome can be severe! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5174 Just so you know, they test for this at the horse races... 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5175 You ought to know you're not allowed to bring drinks or food into the library. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5176 I’m going to guess you failed to heed the warning to avoid alcohol and sex. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5177 You don't take fly spray orally, sir. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5178 No sir, I don't think you're a horse's ass. That's just what the prescription costs. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5179 Im only Half Horsing around! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5180 It can be recommended for horses, yes. But the FDA has banned the use of DMSO for human ailments 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5181 Sir, aren't you missing some clothing? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5182 The label clearly states "Apply sparingly". 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5183 Those are typical side effects, and last about a week...In the meantime flea and tick treatment is on aisle 6. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5184 Now all I need is proof of insurance from both graft and host 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5185 Can you put it in a bag? The centaur cannot hold. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5186 Sorry, we're out of horse sanitizer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5187 This Migraine medication causes pressure or heavy feeling in any part of the body. Trotting and galloping is not recommended. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5188 I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we don't sell toupees 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5189 So, this will really stop any more hair loss from my tail? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5190 He prescribed the liquid formula this time. Swallowing large pills made me hoarse 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5191 If you get a little hoarse, back off the dose OK? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5192 Hi, have you got something against the coronavirus, I think I have a little problem of physical development. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5193 It's a new drug your doctor wants you to take for that hitch in your giddy-up. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5194 What do you mean you don’t have my Viagra prescription? It’s under Mr. Minotaur ! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5195 You sound a little hoarse, this medicine should help. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5196 You need to stay on your meds, ok? They’ll keep you stable. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5197 Yes, you'll have to figure out a way to swallow them. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5198 This should help your athlete’s hoof. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5199 Don’t miss a single dose, or we’ll have to put you down. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5200 I'm sorry, we don't have medicine for that kind of hoof and mouth disease. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5201 When you say your throat's a little hoarse,are you sure you don't mean h-o-r-s-e? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5202 I've got this slow release aspirin. It's amazing the number of ailments it can treat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5203 Let me ask my manager is 'hooves' count. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5204 Sir, this medication can be found in the centaur aisle. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5205 Do you have anything to enhance Satyriasis? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5206 No...the rectal thermometer’s a tough reach.” 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5207 i know this makes me look like an ass, but could i get all of the viagra? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5208 Do you want the pills from your doctor or your vet? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5209 I don't care if you are the Centaur for Disease Control, you still need a prescription. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5210 This should work but check with your doctor and your vet to be sure. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5211 I always heard it was lucky to have a horse shoe up your ass. 1.1852 0.03317 54 46 8 0
5212 Stop me if you've heard this one--this guy and a horse walk into a bar... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5213 Side effects are usually fairly temporary. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5214 Let me see your I.D. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5215 Your right, we don't specify the pants part, but it's implied in "no shoes, no shirt, no service." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5216 Picking up a prescription for John Satyr. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5217 Thank you for shopping at CentauRx. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5218 No, 'Centaur' is not listed as one of the side effects. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5219 Stop horsing around sir and show me your library card. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5220 It does say horseness is a potential side effect. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5221 No one told me a side effect was to make me a little horse. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5222 Medicine for hooves feet, please. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5223 Do you have a prescription for my condition? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5224 The label says it's a known side effect. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5225 Look, it says right on the label “side effects may include, double vision, sleepwalking, and transforming into a mythical creature as portrayed in classical times” 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5226 Don't tell me, let me guess. You're feeling a little horse. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5227 This one may have fewer side effects. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5228 But it doesn't go well with oats. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5229 Just some cough medicine please,I’m a little hoarse! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5230 Sorry, but Uber doesn't cover the cost of your ointment for saddle sores. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5231 I could help you if it were the swine flu . . . 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5232 Take as directed but I'd suggest you check with your Vet 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5233 That's what the goat said. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5234 Those aren't horse pills are they? They make me feel like a jackass. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5235 Sorry sir, we don't sell hoof picks here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5236 Excuse me, could you explain what the library's washroom code is relative to gender and species. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5237 I pity the woman who gave birth to you 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5238 But despite the side effects, it sounds like it did cure your athlete's foot? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5239 No, I can’t help administer your suppositories. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5240 Take once a day for Hey Fever. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5241 Sir is lucky. I struggle to find manure for my roses. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5242 Okay, so try half of one of these tranquilizers with half an episode of All Things Considered, that should help with the sleeping trouble. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5243 Your insurance plan says the one from Dr. Dolittle needs a prior authorization from Zeus. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5244 I’m not sure I fully understood the side effects of those horse pills I was prescribed... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5245 I'm afraid that's our largest bottle of Anthrax medicine.... 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5246 Yes . . . this should stop the temptation to gallop 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5247 You clearly did not read the possible side effects. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5248 You're right. They are the size of horse pills. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5249 Could you tell me more about this virus that mutates from horses to humans? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5250 This is the first time I have felt comfortable filling a prescription for a horse tranquilizer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5251 Well this should clear that right up. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5252 You shouldn't drive while taking this medication. Any equestrians? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5253 Yes, but I thought it meant "you may become hoarse" 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5254 Remember to take these horse pills with you morning hay. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5255 I'll let you have these pills, but only a horse's ass would think they'd offer protection from Covid 19. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5256 I can't read this prescription. Who's your vet?" Patrick Thompson Georgetown, S 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5257 ...and so you lost the other half of this so-called “horse pill”? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5258 If you had read the label more closely, you'd have been aware of possible side effects to this prescription. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5259 Yes, there are some side effects with this prescription too. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5260 This should help the hoarseness, but it won't do diddly squat for the horsiness. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5261 Yes, the meds gave me the trots. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5262 These anti-quadroped pills may not work. That leaves surgery. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5263 Oatmeal is in Aisle 5 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5264 Pharmacist: Would you like your receipt? Centaur man: Neigh. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5265 I can't promise this will get rid of the pain in your ass. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5266 Oh my god! You're half jew! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5267 Hoof and Mouth disease...Whoa! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5268 But there was no mention of this as a side effect! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5269 We don't have your prescription yet for horse pills. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5270 I don't have any meds right now for your case but I do have the authority to quarantine you for possibility of coroavirus 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5271 Take one twice daily with a flake of alfalfa. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5272 Yes, penis ensmallment pills please. Another one died 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5273 Sir, this may be hard to swallow, but anything we deem to be a horse pill gets cut in half. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5274 Actually I don’t think you’ll have a problem swallowing this 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5275 The doctor prescribed horse pills. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5276 These might work but they were intended for a Pegasus. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5277 Uhm, I need something for my herpes. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5278 Might I suggest Hefty Bags. Aisle 3. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5279 Sir, I'm afraid your arms aren't quite long enough for these. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5280 Generic or brand-name? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5281 Yes, I realize the irony of picking up "horse pills." 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5282 This is just what you need if you're feeling a little horse. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5283 These cause drowsiness, so you may want to avoid night galloping. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5284 Does this come in anything other than a suppository? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5285 Can you demonstrate to me how I am supposed to insert that suppository myself?” 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5286 If you were simply a horse and not a centaur you would just be put down. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5287 As you can clearly see, the perscription had some side effects. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5288 We’ve run out of Grecian mane formula 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5289 Your Veterinarian called and told me not to believe what you say. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5290 Take two of these every morning, with one slice of hay, and at least one gallon of water. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5291 This is the best we have for centauritis. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5292 I always thought centaurs would be taller. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5293 You’ll need a higher dose to treat Trumpitis. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5294 Sorry, I didn’t realize these weren’t the horse pills you had in mind. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5295 No sir. We don’t have an equivalent drug with a side effect of making your arms longer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5296 What did you think I meant when I told you they were horse pills? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5297 Unfortunately, Mr. Nessos, only as a suppository. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5298 Don't take these until after the race. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5299 O.K. O.K. I'm subtracting the mouth from the hoof ,but no more whinnying or I'll call the Jockey Club. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5300 Would you like your hooves cut? On the house! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5301 Is it because of the virus that I'm a little horse? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5302 What do you suggest for back pain for a centaur. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5303 I'm sure I informed of you of this possibility when you picked up your meds. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5304 Can you help me? I am feeling a little hoarse. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5305 How do you feel about tranquilizers? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5306 sorry sir, your insurance only pays for half. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5307 You've aged well, but you still need this: 'Man of the Centaury', for the next hundred. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5308 If you are still a little hoarse by the end of the week 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5309 The instruction on the prescription said that the pills will keep you stable, not keep you in a stable. 1.1852 0.01869 54 48 6 0
5310 You said you’re with the Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention?” 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5311 Has anyone mentioned the side effects of this medication to you ? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5312 I only need half the prescription. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5313 Sir, you can’t be in here unless you put on some pants—which are in aisle 5–or wear one of those horse diapers—aisle 6. Tim Paps, Pittsburgh, Penn. 1.1833 0.05038 60 51 8 1
5314 small print said nothing about Equine side effects 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5315 We are very sorry about the side effects of the last medication. It clearly mentioned them in the commercial. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5316 We had to order these. There usually only for veterinarians. Do you still want them? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5317 You may experience some leg cramps in the clubhouse turn... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5318 These pills hoarseness. There's a vet two blocks over, and a magician downtown. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5319 So, is there a version of this medication that is not a suppository? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5320 Sorry sir. After March 1, we no longer sell plastic feeding bags. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5321 You should be back to normal in a few days Mr. Ed. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5322 Take these for the congestion and use Mane 'n Tail for a soft, shiny coat. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5323 It should knock you right out, but just take half. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5324 It's a very mild formula since you're only a little hoarse. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5325 In fact i will need help with the suppositories 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5326 I'm less concerned about side effects so long as the drug helps to stop my sleep walking. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5327 Do you have something for a horse throat 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5328 Clomp once for co-pay... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5329 Be that as it may, sir, I still can’t sell you ketamine. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5330 Side effects may include sleep lying down. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5331 I'm sorry we have no medications to treat sick centaurs. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5332 No, we don’t carry horse tampons.” Don Dechman, Austin, TX 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5333 Do you have any cough medicine? I am feeling a little horse 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5334 Do you have anything for a galloping corona virus" 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5335 I'm not sure about the horse body, but these should fix your bald spot. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5336 Yes, I need the easy to open cap. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5337 I can only refill these if you’re a little hoarse 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5338 Take these for a week and neigh if you need more. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5339 I’ve got a prescription of carrots for a Mr. Seabiscuit 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5340 Make sure you eat enough hay or these can turn your stomach. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5341 What's the other option? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5342 Remember to call if you experience prolonged nausea or derby times. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5343 Here is your horse throat medication. Take as directed by your vet. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5344 Looks like you're heeling. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5345 Something for the trots, you say? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5346 you'll have to get someone to apply it for you. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5347 Sorry sir. The Centaur-Reversal medication doesn’t have a generic equivalent. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5348 Horse breath. Nope it’s not listed as a side effect 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5349 ...and for your other problem, the Tractor Supply is across the meadow. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5350 Anything over the counter for a neigh? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5351 I'm sorry Mr. Potter. We don't sell wands. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5352 "Most people with laryngitis just feel a little hoarse." 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5353 The blacksmith is next door. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5354 Surely your physician explained the possible side effects. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5355 One bottle of Centaur-Silver, coming up. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5356 I’m a little horse 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5357 Medicare covers only the upper half of you 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5358 We also will need your vet's prescription. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5359 I do have a slight cough, but it’s not that kind of hoarseness. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5360 Sir, we're glad you rode in. Your prescription is ready. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5361 Shampoo and mange creme, please. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5362 It’s not sold over the counter. You’ll need to get a prescription from your veterinarian. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5363 Side effects include HAIR loss. Your wife leaving you has nothing to do with the medication. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5364 This might make you a little hoarse, but it should cure your hoof and mouth disease. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5365 Sorry, sir, but we cannot provide impotence medication for mythological hybrids. It’s a matter of legality. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5366 No, of Centrum Multivitamins, I want Centaur 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5367 I've double-coated these for all the stomachs. Wait, is that cows? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5368 Heads up! Are you kidding...the next time you trot over here with that attitude I’ll go back to working on my last prescription. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5369 The side effects of this medication include bucking, kicking, and rearing. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5370 I have a really bad case of equine flu 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5371 It’s listed right here in the side effects. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5372 If either of your hearts starts acting up again, just pop one of these. Preferably with a meal. 1.1818 0.02710 55 47 8 0
5373 Do you have anything for hand, hoof, and mouth disease? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5374 I don’t care how horse you are. No open containers in my pharmacy! Now hoof it outta here 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5375 This is the best thing to take if you hope to grow a horn. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5376 Don't drive, operate heavy machinery, or gallop. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5377 Take two when you feel a little horse 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5378 So it’s true. I was sure the doctor meant you were just feeling a little hoarse.” 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5379 And they only called in cough medicine? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5380 Yes, we have several drugs to treat rear end pain. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5381 Well sir, this will help with your mood swings, but it won’t stop you from being an ass 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5382 These won't be any help if you refuse to lie down when you're trying to sleep. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5383 If the pill is to large to swallow 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5384 This medication can upset your stomach, so be sure to take it with hay. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5385 Anything for feeling horse? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5386 I'm sorry, but we are no longer accepting Narnia insurance. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5387 Be sure to take them with done hay. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5388 Ohhhh Wilbur ... is my prescription ready ? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5389 I'm sorry but we are all out of the oral version. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5390 I’m sorry sir, this prescription will only help eliminate your hoarse throat. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5391 I am ready for you because I heard you coming back here. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5392 Oh...you meant feeling ‘horse’, not ‘hoarse’. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5393 We said diarrhea was only one of the side effects. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5394 I can recommend something for your cough, but you’re going to have to see a vet about your constipation. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5395 This prescription is for 250mg of hay. You're not on any other medication containing legumes are you? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5396 Here's... uh your prescription... uh Mr. Normal 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5397 You've got 100 little blue pills, and 100 enormous ones. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5398 This will help re-grow your mane. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5399 I misread your doctor's diagnosis: You are "horse", not "hoarse." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5400 Yes, I know it’s silly, but I still need to run a background check on anyone getting half strength horse tranquilizers.” 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5401 I've never seen a "happy wife" as a side effect before 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5402 I’d recommend you find someone to help administer the buttock injections. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5403 You need something stronger as you’re a bit more than hoarse. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5404 Sorry, but it looks like you're gonna be saddled with another expensive prescription. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5405 Worms again? Sorry, Pan just picked up our last dose. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5406 I'm sorry, but this is for a horse of a different collar. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5407 Seriously? You're asking about side effects? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5408 This one is from your doctor and this one from your veternarian. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5409 Does my plan cover the back end? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5410 Take three pills every half hour until bedtime and whinny to me in the morning. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5411 Those horse pills are too hard to swallow! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5412 Sir,have you ever taken a pill this large? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5413 Forgive me, I thought you said you were "a little hoarse." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5414 Sorry for the delay.. I had to check with your veterinarian about refills. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5415 The label is too small to list all of the possible side effects. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5416 Customer: "Being saddled with Bronc-itis is a night-mare." Pharmacist: "Manure right about that!" 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5417 Limit your intake of alfalfa for the first two weeks. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5418 ''Feeling a bit colicky today, are we?'' 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5419 Take every four hours for hay fever 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5420 I was informed the only possible side effect was a hoarse throat. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5421 I’m telling you, they’re horse pills! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5422 Like they say in the business, “dressage the part, neigh the part 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5423 I'm not sure sugar pills will solve this... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5424 Before you take any more of these, consult your doctor about side effects. You forgot to put on your pants. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5425 And if it lasts longer than four hours, call a vet. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5426 The closest thing that I have is for swine flu. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5427 These over the counter pills are fit for neither man nor beast. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5428 And while you're taking these, you'll have to lay off the hay for at least 14 days. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5429 Do you have any tablets to stop horsing around? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5430 Yes, I'm sure that is not listed as a possible side effect. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5431 What would you recommend for a sore throat, as I have been feeling a little hoarse lately? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5432 Sir, this medication is for a hoarse throat. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5433 The normal dosage is one blue pill, but for you I'd recommend ten. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5434 Yes, they are as big as horse pills, but you can cut them in half. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5435 Well, then may I suggest buying two packages of the Dr. Scholl's inserts. 1.1731 0.01942 52 47 5 0
5436 Gargle twice a day if you're a little horse. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5437 Unfortunately that is one side effect of using Mane and Tail Shampoo for thinning hair. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5438 No, the Trojans won’t be your size. I can’t explain this right now, excuse me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5439 Perhaps I should have been more specific when I told you that a possible side effect was growing a ponytail. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5440 I am a Horsena Various. If you will not tell anybody about me, I will make you a billionaire. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5441 Try these cough drops - you sound a little horse. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5442 No sir. We don't have medication for just 'hooves'. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5443 Yeah yeah I am hoarse. Never heard that one before. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5444 May cause adverse reaction in minotaurs, if you are allergic to horse flies, horseradish or horse manure. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5445 You Hay Fever medicine is ready. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5446 These will stop your heart galloping. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5447 There was one prescription we couldn’t fill. For that you’ll have to go to a veterinarian. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5448 Any suggestions? I’m a little horse. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5449 That prescription costs how much? What do you take me for - a horse’s ass? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5450 Now I get it. This prescription was written ass-backwards. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5451 Well it did say that the side effects may include lower body mutations 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5452 How do I get rid of the donkey's ass? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5453 I’m sorry we don’t have anything to decrease your tendency to act like a horse’s a** 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5454 Because of your insurance coverage, I can only fill half of your prescription. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5455 The CoolSculpting didn't work! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5456 Sir, anything that increases your agility and stamina will have some side effects. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5457 Take two of these daily, and may I also suggest that you live on a farm. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5458 Don’t they normally just shoot your kind? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5459 I'll be honest, I don't think Mane And Tail will fix your problem. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5460 What do you recommend for a sore throat? I'm feeling a bit hoarse. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5461 It’s the same medicine I give to motaurs but without the gasoline. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5462 The doctor faxed it to me. I told him I was a little horse. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5463 Ah, ha! I did think it was strange when the prescription read that the suppositories should Equine Size. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5464 Common side effects include sleep-trotting and hay fever. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5465 Your heath care provider will only pay for a half dose of ketamine. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5466 I have this med ‘test’ tomorrow and my doc says I need this prescription for ACME-Bisacodyl—!?! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5467 Go on taking the pills till you start whinnying... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5468 You need to apply this cream twice per day to each hand, but only once per day to each hoof, preferably in the morning. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5469 Sorry sir, this drug is only for Minotaurs. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5470 Do you have any lozenges, I'm beginning to feel a little horse. 1.1731 0.04093 52 44 8 0
5471 I would encourage you to solve the application problem, because this topical treatment is best for hemorrhoids. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5472 Yes, sir, I’m sure that would be considered a pre-existing condition. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5473 No sir, it said it might make you A horse. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5474 Avoid strenuous physical activity--like jumping fences. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5475 When diagnosing, they say if you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5476 I'm just a little hoarse 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5477 We have a new service -- free delivery to your stable. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5478 Does insurance cover the horse-half? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5479 My trans prescription still isn't working. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5480 Here to pick up my hayfever meds ... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5481 Why would Dr. Presley write: "Return to Centaur" on this prescription? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5482 Sorry but you’ll just have to hold your Horses, the prescription’s not quite ready yet. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5483 WELCOMEHORSEAVATAROFLORDHOWCANIHELPYOUSIR? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5484 Take 3 per day with meals, if after 7 days your still a little hoarse, contact your physician. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5485 Before taking these, make sure there's food in however many stomachs you have 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5486 Your prescription will be ready in a few minutes. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5487 But I can't swallow those big horse pills. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5488 Take two of these and you'll be out of the barn by morning. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5489 Take with water, I can only lead you there... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5490 Sorry, your plan doesn’t cover veterinary drugs. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5491 Prescription for hoarse throat, please. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5492 This should help with the hoarse throat. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5493 Kick twice if you understand these instructions. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5494 I can fill your doctor’s prescription for headache medicine, but I’ll need a prescription from your veterinarian for your constipation meds. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5495 Insert this under your tail three times a day with meals. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5496 Is it true that horseflies carry coronavirus? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5497 Sorry Mr. Porter, only suppositories. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5498 Take two of these and you’ll be as healthy as a horse... err, I mean you’ll be healthy, of course! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5499 Best laxative on the market. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5500 I'll try to speak up but you see, I'm a little horse. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5501 One pill on a full stomach of hay after every six furlongs. Any questions for the pharmacist? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5502 Would you like me to super-size you to horse pills? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5503 What can you give me for the trots? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5504 The doctor, yes, but nothing yet from your veterinarian. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5505 I'm sorry, this is not covered by your insurance 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5506 Sorry sir, but the side effects were clearly listed. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5507 Yeah, I hear hay fever is rough this time of year. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5508 Yup, says it right here Sir.' Treats corns, calluses AND thrush - results guaranteed'" 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5509 While I can fill one of your prescriptions for your hoof and mouth disease, you'll have to go to the equine pharmacy for the other. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5510 I'm sorry, we only carry it as suppository. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5511 I’m feeling a little horse; do you think I have the Corona virus?…” 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5512 There's no cure for Neigh Fever but I can remedy it. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5513 ..."horse pill" just means it is big. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5514 These horse pills are normally hard to swallow, but I don't think you will have a problem. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5515 If you have any side effects, call your vet. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5516 If only you hadn't kept giving me horse pills." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5517 Potential side effects include dizziness while prancing or trotting and potential loss of consciousness while galloping. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5518 your vet has to sign off on that before I can fill your prescription 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5519 These Heracles tablets have possible side effects you might want to look up. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5520 You cant fight the shitting around habit if your blaning to stay hours 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5521 No appointment needed; suppositories are self-administered. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5522 This should help the hoarseness. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5523 Yes, it is true what they say. Have a look if you like. Just give me my fucking prozac. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5524 I need a prescriptions from both the doctor and the veterinarian to fill this. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5525 Do you have anything for cannibalism?My wife said she could eat a horse. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5526 Sorry sir, we do not carry products with horsetail extract. Have you tried a farmer's market? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5527 Are you sure that this suppository suits you? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5528 Equine or human? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5529 I doubled the prescription. Your knees will thank me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5530 If these don't make me feel better, I may be back for a sedative. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5531 I’m sorry sir, but you can’t cut a horse pill in half. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5532 Not sure it’s working - You were supposed to be at the tail end of treatment by now 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5533 I'm having trouble locating your prescription. Is it from the doctor or the vet? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5534 It’s rare, but this medication can make you a little hoarse. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5535 These 'male enhancement' pills should have fewer side effects. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5536 The disclaimer says it’s not responsible for any shapeshifting or baldness it may cause. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5537 What do you have for a colt virus? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5538 Yes Sir, this should stop you looking like an Ass. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5539 I can't swallow these horse pills....do you have a liquid version? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5540 This 'script is for swine flu. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5541 Well, the alternative to taking the medicine is to appear in commercials. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5542 It's highly effective for soft conditions, sir. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5543 It’s also available as infused hay. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5544 These aren't covered by your insurance. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5545 Sorry sir,we have a strict 'no jackets allowed' policy. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5546 TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU CAN'T USE SUPPOSITORIES.....? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5547 Take this with food or it will lead to the trots. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5548 Start using your horse sense! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5549 No, you must have misheard me. I said ”thirty CENT”! I did not say the C-word, I swear! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5550 The prescription your doctor ordered are real horse pills - sorry. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5551 We use the brand as a last resort. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5552 I think the medication I took. has a unique side affect, 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5553 No, this is the CENTRAL Pharmacy - but yes, we do dispense eardrops. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5554 No sir, this is not a side effect we’ve come across yet. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5555 The pills aren't that large. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5556 No sir, I don't think Propecia will solve your problem. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5557 I was just promoted to Sire. So, that's why I'm needing more Horse Enhancement drugs than usual. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5558 And are you familiar with the possible side effects? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5559 Wrong pharm 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5560 It has to be suppository 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5561 1."Do you have something for a horse throat?" 2. "My new medicine works fine except for this one side effect." 3. Why is centaur medicine so much cheaper in Canada?" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5562 No horsing around while taking this medicine. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5563 That is not a listed side effect. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5564 I'm sorry sir, but we can't prescribe lasix without a scrip from the Jockey Club. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5565 I need meds because I have the trots. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5566 o geese it's you again ... I said you need pants. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5567 We always welcome clop-ins but I have no idea what to recommend for horse in your pants. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5568 What do you have for a beastly case of athlete’s hoof? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5569 I 'm returning the horse pills." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5570 Are you sure you want to continue these meds? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5571 Take four a day, rectally, and you should be back on your feed in no time. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5572 I said I was feeling hoarse not horse. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5573 I'm really sorry, Sir, but we have no drugs for Eastern Equine Encephalitis." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5574 I may have picked up the wrong prescription 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5575 Please tell me this is on my formulary and I don’t have to trot over to Canada again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5576 Normally this alleviates Hay fever, but maybe consider changing your diet too... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5577 21st Centaury´s Drugs 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5578 I find this a little hard to swallow. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5579 Side effects include nausea, sneezing, and a hoarse cough. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5580 For equine flu, take two capsules a day and cut back on the oats. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5581 We advise no drinking oat milk or horsing around while taking this medication. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5582 The chances that this medication will/won’t resolve your symptoms are 5 to 1. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5583 This last prescription fucked my shit up.... you got anything else? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5584 I understand that it might be a problem for you, but I only sell suppositories. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5585 ...and you may experience some stiffness in your fetlocks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5586 Your insurance will pay for only half of your prescription. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5587 You will be able to whinny again but you might be a little hoarse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5588 This combined with being kind to others should do the trick. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5589 Take one three times daily with oatmeal. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5590 Take two of these in the morning and you'll have the other half restored. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5591 take it with food as it has some kick 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5592 It's for my depression. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5593 Looks like you insurance doesn't cover prescriptions for colic. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5594 Sir, of all side effects you experienced, reversing the hair loss is your biggest priority? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5595 I'm sorry Sir, but this was listed in your prescription as a potential side effect. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5596 Well, now, I don’t believe we have anything meant to make it smaller. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5597 Be sure to always take these with hay... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5598 What about Firefly in the fourth at Santa Anita? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5599 Sorry, we don't carry horseshoe liniment. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5600 Look, You Don’t Need to be a Horse’s Ass About it 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5601 Sorry about the side effects. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5602 Of course, of course... unless that horse has insurance that dosn't cover prescriptions. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5603 This is what I would recommend for a hoarse cough. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5604 Yes, I'm absolutely confident these side effects are less noticeable. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5605 The throat drops worked but I still feel a little horse. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5606 I'm sorry sir. We're out of Ketamine, but it looks like the Walgreens down the street has your prescription in stock. 1.1633 0.04467 49 42 7 0
5607 Well, you might think so--but the company says it's covered under "restless leg syndrome." 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5608 That's not one of the usual side effects of your prescription. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5609 I _told_ you a possible side effect is feeling horse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5610 Sorry, we don't have anything for split species. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5611 I think you gave me the wrong prescription last week. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5612 Since this drug in suppository form, you must consult your vet for dosing instructions. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5613 Kerby fever is starting early this year! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5614 I don’t sell anything for saddle sores - who has been riding you hard and putting you away wet? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5615 I understand your frustration, but the computer does not let me increase the dosage even for Centaurs 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5616 All our drugs ship from China. “Horse’s Ass” aside, be grateful you’re not coughing! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5617 Do you want generic or equine? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5618 Here, this should help you feel a little less hoarse 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5619 If it's lasted more than four hours, you should call your doctor." 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5620 A contraindication of using this medication suggests that you move to a farm until you are cured. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5621 Your insurance doesn't cover a previously existing condition. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5622 Do they come in Triple X? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5623 Did you fill-up my prescription? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5624 Yep, one of the many side effects we went over. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5625 Oh Mr. Centaur, your prescription has been out of dat since Pegasus last flew. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5626 You can take this, from Pfizer, for your saddle sores or a more holistic approach, from Pendleton. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5627 This will help with my hair loss? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5628 Be careful taking these. They’re big enough to choke a hot 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5629 This will need to be approved at centaur headquarters. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5630 Your sore throat is covered, but your hemorrhoids aren't.. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5631 Yeah, I know ketamine's a controlled substance but it's for the horse... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5632 If you have the trots, this should help. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5633 This will really help with your Charley horse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5634 Not in suppository form, please--I always have trouble reaching. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5635 I’m sorry, our supplier is all out of Centaurum Silver for Men and hasn’t been able to give us a date when we’ll be getting more. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5636 You'll need two prescriptions. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5637 I need to pick up my prescription for hoof and mouth disease. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5638 Whoah there, take it easy big fella. “Close the door. Were you born in a barn?” ... is just an expression. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5639 Do you live in a barn? Wipe your feet next time. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5640 I'm feeling quite horse --- what do you have? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5641 You'll need prior authorization for this; sorry we can't help you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5642 I’ve been horsing around for ‘centauries’. I’m becoming a serious human, what can you give me for that? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5643 Every time you get shod. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5644 Just how big is that suppository? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5645 Why is my medication double the price when my veterinarian orders it? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5646 If you have any refill concerns, just neigh. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5647 Notwithstanding the sport coat, the dad hair, and the fake glasses, you know the rule: no minotaurs, no satyrs, no centaurs, no harpies in the library. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5648 Yes, I will notify management of the request for a gallop-thru lane at this location. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5649 Sorry.....but there's a two hoof limitation on this one.... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5650 You'll need our Maximus brand of prophylactics. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5651 Yes, we do carry medicine for hoof and mouth disease -- why did you ask? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5652 Other side effects include headache, dry mouth, and the trots. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5653 I'm sick and tired of doctors always assuming I have hand-foot-mouth disease! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5654 Hoarseness back again I see? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5655 When your trough, you can refill online @ e.quine.com 1.1633 0.05335 49 43 5 1
5656 Take with feed. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5657 And, good luck finding someone to try these out with. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5658 The pills are quite large, but... it appears you shouldn't have a problem. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5659 I'm sorry, you'll need a veterinarian to prescribe that for you 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5660 I'm sorry, we'll also need approval from your veterinarian. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5661 Yes sir, if you're a little hoarse these lozenges should do the trick. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5662 Yes, diarrhea is very awkward for everyone, sir. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5663 This should help with the raving heartbeat. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5664 When he said healthcare for all I never imagined this. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5665 You’ll need some help with these suppositories.. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5666 These are generally issued for a 'hoarse' throat...... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5667 Got anything that’ll make me hot to trot? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5668 Boss is riding you hard again? What you need is a saddle. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5669 You need to submit the co-pay from the vet before your secondary coverage kicks in. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5670 You're picking up Mr. Johnson's prescription in his steed? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5671 Side effects may give you the trots. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5672 I'm afraid you'll have to go to the veterinarian for the other bottle. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5673 Malaria? I have some equinine in the back. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5674 Sorry Sir. If you had read the product insert you would have seen this was one of the side effects. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5675 Ketamine should do the trick. It was originally developed as a horse tranquilizer. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
5676 Well it says right on the label that it may make you a little horse. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5677 I’m feeling a bit horse. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5678 This won't return you to normal but it will stop you from defecating on the sidewalk. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5679 I'm so sorry. We only carry horse pills here. Rebecca Hawkins, M.D. 1.1633 0.02062 49 44 5 0
5680 No jokes about 'horse pills'—I get it. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5681 You did order Viagra? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5682 Do you have any trouble swallowing horse pills? 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
5683 I know it's confusing--your pet RX insurance is up to date, but you're still in the Medicare donut hole. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5684 Is that the one from your primary care physician or the one from your vet? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5685 So you won't be needing the viagra? or The side effects? Well at least your hair is growing back. or So you want to trade the red bull for the hoof cream? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5686 Your refill subscription for hoof and mouth disease is ready 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5687 Yes I agree they are big pills but I’m sure you can handle it. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5688 Sir, it clearly states here. Side effects include Equine tendencies. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5689 This ED med is not vet approved. 1.1633 0.05335 49 45 2 2
5690 going to run fast with my N95 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5691 It is a sleeping aid, sir. It will help you sleep standing up or lying down. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5692 Yeah.. I’m not sure who to tell, but someone completely destroyed the bathroom 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5693 This laxative works quickly. I suggest you hoof it to the nearest park. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5694 It’s listed on the label under side effects...may cause horse’s ass. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5695 Beg pardon sir, but might you concoct an equine aphrodisiac? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5696 May I please have some more of those little blue pills? My wife loves what it’s done to me! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5697 Well, under the circumstances, I thought a horse pill seemed appropriate, all things considered. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5698 These are for GERD - but I your case we’ll call it HERD 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5699 The doctor said it was from running bare back. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5700 ‘Discrimination?’ Listen, pal, I’ve got no problem with centaurs. My brother-in-law is a centaur. That’s got nothing to do with why I’m not filling your oxycodone six days early. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5701 The pills helped with the headache, but I'm afraid they had some strange side effects. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5702 Is this going to affect my hippocampus? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5703 If the CDC is still understaffed I’d like to offer my services. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5704 I'm so sorry! I thought the side effect said it might make you a little hoarse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5705 So you’re telling me Narnia doesn’t have Advil? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5706 No, they're not - they're actually quite small and easy to swallow. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5707 Has your insurance plan changed since we last saw you? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5708 So you want me to tell my boss that I heard it "straight from the horse's mouth" ? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5709 Do you have anything for saddle sores? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5710 You might want to cut back on the dose. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5711 Yes this a medication for an horse. What's your next question ? Oh ! Is that a bubble tea in you hand ? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5712 The usual warning is four hours but your doctor says for you it’s six.Go get ‘em, hoss! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5713 Whoa! Those are horse-sized pills, but I think I can take them anyway. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5714 Trotting is killing my neck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5715 I'm sorry but the "Hoof and Mouth Disease" medications require a prescription. From your vet. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5716 I'll give you what your doctor called in but I can't fill your veterinarian's prescription. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5717 a centaur? oh, shit, that’s righteous, brother. secretariat is like my favorite movie. anyway, here’s your pills. yeehaw, amirite? have a nice day 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5718 Overdue is overdue. It doesn't matter how fast you galloped. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5719 Do you stock quadruple extra large? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5720 Yes horse tranquillisers. Should have read the side effects on the baldness prescription. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5721 This is what you get with medicare for all. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5722 No pants, horse shoes, no service. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5723 What do you have for the Centaur13 virus? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5724 I contacted the CenTERS for Disease Control... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5725 Could you also recommend a good tailor in the neighborhood? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5726 Twice a day with hay is what your doctor prescribed. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5727 I feel what your saying but no this wont help it grow back. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5728 Now can I get those horse tranquilizers? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5729 Galloping sure, but pneumonia? Sir, I just don't see it. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5730 Reference Librarian - should I be eating meat or grass? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5731 Do you need validation ? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5732 I don’t have time to horse around. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5733 Sir, I think you misread the side effects. It clearly says "may make you a bit horse - not hoarse" 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5734 Sorry. I thought the prescription was for hoarse whisperer! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5735 No, not hoarseness, horse-ness. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5736 If mucking your cubicle twice a day is becoming an issue for you, Mr. Hornsby, I would suggest slowly coming off the medication entirely. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5737 I don't think it's a result of your medication. The only side effects listed are dry mouth and hair loss. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5738 Side effects include the whinnying trots and a galloping fever. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5739 Do you have anything for equine arthritis 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5740 For that, I'll need the script from the vet. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5741 No, we don't offer Centaur-citizen discounts... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5742 I'm sorry sir, we don't carry plus size condoms. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5743 These won’t interfere with my beta-carotene supplements, right? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5744 If your a bit hoarse sir, you could try some throat drops in aisle 3. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5745 No,I'm sorry,we don't make our vaccines from horse serum 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5746 Look on the bright side, there are pros and cons with side effects, what does your wife think? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5747 If you had read the label, you would have known that this was oen of the possible side effects. At least it appears you don't have a painful, permanent erection. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5748 You sort of look familiar. Have we not met before? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5749 I don’t think I can take a generic 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5750 I'm sorry sir, but the waiver was very clear about potential side effects. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5751 I’ve been eating the apples but I still think I should see a doctor 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5752 No sir I don't recall hearing of Equine-no-Mo 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5753 This prescription will help, but you’ve got to stop horsing around. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5754 I’m sorry sir, we don’t carry anything for either athlete’s hoof or jockey itch. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5755 I'm not saying you should be embarrassed, but I don't think EVERYONE is getting hoof-and-mouth disease these days. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5756 I'm sorry, sir. The doctor did not write "ten centaurgrams". 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5757 I’m here for my prescription. Check under “Horse’s Ass” 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5758 Here is your Polyjuice potion Mr. Magorian, please don't give it to any Muggles. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5759 I trotted right over when you said my prescription was ready! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5760 Remember, your prescription says to take only half of a horse pill daily. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5761 I'm sorry sir we don't seem to have the athletes foot medication. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5762 Yes,some unwanted side effects may occur. . . 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5763 When the doctor explained you were a little hoarse he wasn't lying. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5764 Our bad, we thought your doctor wrote this for hoarseness. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5765 I can’t fill this; there is a conflict between your cardiologist and your veterinarian 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5766 Anything for hoof and mouth disease? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5767 I'm not sure it will help YOU, but this is what I usually recommend when someone says he's a little hoarse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5768 This is a make you feel stable, but not in the stable type of drug. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5769 Honestly, I just don't see that many prescriptions from a veterinarian. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5770 I'm honestly not sure whether serving you is against my religion or not. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5771 I don’t overcharge. It’s the galloping inflation. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5772 You may need to have your spouse insert these for you. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5773 Weird. They’re actually just horse pills. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5774 I’m here for the committee meeting. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5775 Contact your Vet, because you need a prescription for hoof and mouth disease. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5776 Are you sure there are no side effects? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5777 My wife gave me a nagging cough! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5778 Potential side effects are, increased sexual drive , acquired hay allergy and loss of bowel control. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5779 I thought this side effect only occurs in the lower Sahara 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5780 Your insurance covers half. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5781 They're not diet pills. They're appetite suppressors to keep me from grazing in the office. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5782 Take this no more than once a day if you want to up your horse power to the level of a Harley. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5783 No, it's spelled with a "c." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5784 So would you be happy with the generic brand? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5785 „Well it half worked...“ 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5786 I had expected that Uber would send a car. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5787 Yes sir, it says right here, one of the side effects is going hoarse. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5788 Do you have any medicine for a horse's ass? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5789 Date of birth, please? Eight Seven Fifty Neigh 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5790 Call your doctor if you have any issues trotting or cantering. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5791 This laxative will help you get rid of that thing. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5792 You’ll need a lot of water to take these horse pills. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5793 I'm so sorry, but is 'Athlete's Hoof' your name or your malady? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5794 ...and no driving for 24 hours 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5795 You may need assistance using these suppositories. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5796 Last name, Ed; first name, Mister. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5797 Still hasn't been tested on women, but it appears centaurs made the cut. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5798 Do you have something for my throat? I'm feeling a little hoarse. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5799 Viagra prescription for Harry the Horse. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5800 I thought I was just joking about those horse pills Fred.... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5801 I see that these horse pills are not hard to swallow. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5802 A hacking jacket, smart. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5803 If you notice any side effects from the generic form, just trot on back and we will fix you up with the original. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5804 I see you've got the trots. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5805 Obviously you should worry about the four hour thing. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5806 Your erectile dysfunction medication came with warnings of 4 hour erection and centaur side effects 1.1633 0.03963 49 42 7 0
5807 This should help you pee like a race horse." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5808 Perhaps you have something for someone feeling a bit horse? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5809 You know, I don't think regular Viagra is going to do the trick... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5810 I should warn you, this may give you the trots. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5811 Hmm...do you have anything on centaurs? I’m trying to trace my roots. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5812 Did you say Eliquis or Eques? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5813 It's common for men with a receding hairline to have excess body hair. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5814 You're right. It does say "hoarse." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5815 Do you have any books about me? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5816 These lozenges are sure to make you less hoarse. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5817 Sir, just take the two tablets of Ativan. I definitely do not recommend changing it to milligrams per kilogram. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5818 I’m very sorry to hear that! However, it is listed among possible side effects: page 13 line 22. It would behoove you to read the fine print. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5819 Now take one pill before each meal and quit eating so much dry hay. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5820 Two of these should knock that CPA syndrome out and have you back in the pasture by Tuesday. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5821 And take two barbiturates every morning. It'll be a great prelude to the afternoon. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5822 One side effect of this medicine is horsing around. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5823 Take two every four hours, as needed, for the trots. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5824 I did not see this condition listed as a side effect. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5825 I understand that you are Mr. Bojack's cousin, but without proper identification, I cannot release his antidepressants to you. This dosage is enough to kill a horse! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5826 We can only prescribe for the upper respiratory issues. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5827 Says right here...side effects may include “loss of mane and other horse-like facial features”. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5828 Who you calling a horse's ass! The name's Bond, James Bond but they call me Mister Tibbs! 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
5829 Yes, this horse pill is safe for human and animal consumption. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5830 No Sir, won't don't carry anti brown noser ointments. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5831 If your leg pain continues your Docctor may want to double the dosage. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5832 The most noticeable side effect is peeing like a racehorse, but that should not bother you, correct? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5833 Do you really NEED to fill this? You're already h--- like a h----. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5834 I'm sorry, 50 % off on male enhancement products doesn't apply in your case. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5835 Sir, you'll still dance like you have two left feet. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5836 Nope. I do no see “Centaur Syndrome” listed as a common side effect. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5837 Just Stop! I know the Vet For Pet is two blocks away from the left. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5838 I have a sore throat and I’m a little hoarse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5839 Yes Charlie, this medicine is quite effective for relief of leg cramps 1.1633 0.02062 49 44 5 0
5840 We'll make an exception this time but in the future, suppository prescriptions must come from your vet, not your GP. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5841 To the best of my knowledge, we have nothing to treat both coronavirus and equine influenza. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5842 The warning label does mention possible side effects. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5843 Be sure to take these with plenty of water, they're pretty big... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5844 Take two tablets twice a day with hay. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5845 I'm sorry, our farrier just retired. You could try the blacksmith at the end of the block for new shoes. 1.1633 0.03384 49 43 6 0
5846 Well, I’m a little hoarse and do you have something for the trots? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5847 I’m sorry, Sir, this medication will not cure the “Trots” 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5848 It says right here that being a horse's ass is a possible side effect. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5849 These pills should do the trick. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5850 I see where you're coming from, but you're still not supposed to combine these. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5851 Sorry for the side effects--apparently your doctor meant the other kind of horse pill. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5852 We've centaurf for it, but it hasn't come in yet. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5853 First thing: take it with food and water; next, don’t piss if Zeuss again... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5854 I'll call you when your prescription is ready. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5855 Unfortunately, your health plan only covers shots, and not pills. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5856 I’m here to pick up my prescription for Trumpitis. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5857 Are you sure your only symptom is a hoarse throat? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5858 Let's see....side effects may include headache, upset stomach and dizziness. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5859 Here’s your Viagra. Approval for use by beasts went through just yesterday. Your friends the satyrs are stampeding for it. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5860 It does say Equine side effect, but I never knew what that meant. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5861 What would you suggest for a hoarse throat? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5862 Excuse me, I'm looking for horse tranquilizer? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5863 Would you like some hay with this? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5864 Sorry about the vet med mixup take this now 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5865 Too bad you came so far, now we deliver. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5866 We licked the Charley horse. This will get the hay fever under control. Then we'll work our way up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5867 Sorry, but there's no medical cure for being a horse's ass. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5868 Here's your prescription Gelding. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5869 Sorry, buddy, it’s a hoarse voice ya gotta have ta get tested for the virus. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5870 I see you've been horsing around again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5871 You never told me about THIS side-effect. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5872 Can you cut my pills in half? I have trouble swallowing the horse size pills. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5873 Do you have gas? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5874 By chance, is there an OTC remedy for this condition? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5875 The side effects are Greek to me. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5876 At Drug-Rite we reserve the right to refuse service to horse's-asses, and technically that includes Centaurs. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5877 I will have to ask you to leave sir, there is no horse play allowed in the library. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5878 Before I can refill this, we’ll need a call from your doctor. Or your vet. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5879 Sir, your humane part of the prescription is ready, we are waiting for the equine half. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5880 We're still working on our patient package insert for trans-species. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5881 ...and since when have you been sharing one personality? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5882 You can lead the horse to the pharmacy, but you can’t make him take the prescription. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5883 Might you have anything for my throat? I've been a little hoarse. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5884 Only half of it is covered by your insurance. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5885 Clearly, you understand there are side effects. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5886 The prescription did state 'results may vary' 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5887 You'll find the mythology books in section BL 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5888 IllEquis is perfect for what ails you 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5889 It’s the patient’s responsibility to read the side effects. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5890 I'm sorry. I thought the prescription said "Senator". 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5891 We just call it a "Horse Pill" 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5892 Tell your mum I say hi! Boy, you've gotten a bit chubby on the backside haven't ya? Must've been all those Rosh Hashana snacks. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5893 Guess I are the newbies lunch . 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5894 Can you check the side effects for me please? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5895 Says right here that a side effect of this drug is that it will make you a little hoarse. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5896 It’s a suppository so I’m afraid that you’ll have to get it filled with your veterinarian. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5897 This is the most advanced form of the equine flu I08915:RT=1583308915:S=ALNI_MZ8CcYnCKoqGz5TjpzW3yRjwJD6Rw 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5898 You can’t just come up galloping in here. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5899 And if it lasts longer than 4 hours, call your vet. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5900 Here, this should help with your hay fever. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5901 I'm sorry, sir, but you will need a prescription from your vet for DMSO. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5902 Is it sore or just hoarse? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5903 Of course I have tail insurance. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5904 Do you have something for a hoarse voice? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5905 I need the half-strength horse pills, please. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5906 We're gonna need a bigger size! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5907 Name, please?" "Bell Of The Ball, Steven. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5908 I think a good dose of horse liniment might do you. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5909 I'm just feeling a little hoarse today 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5910 Well, they are that size because............. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5911 Any questions about your prescription, Mr. C. Biscuit? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5912 Unfortunately, these only come in human size. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5913 If suppositories seem too difficult, there’s always Miralax. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5914 They told me side effects may vary 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5915 I want a test for DNeigh. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5916 Sorry sir, we're all out of Athlete's Hoof medication. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5917 Unfortunately, I don't have the flexibility to use suppositories. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5918 Okay, now this time you best pay attention... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5919 Please tell me it's not another horse pill." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5920 This one is highly recommended by the Centaurs for Disease Control. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5921 What do you recommend for jockey itch? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5922 Copay is $100. So is that a yea or a neigh? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5923 People tell me aim the real stable genius. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5924 I suggest you take these in applesauce. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5925 It behooves you to take the medication as instructed by your veterinarian AND cardiologist! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5926 Every morning: half a spoon plus half a gallon. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5927 If these seem like 'horsey' pills, it's because they are. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5928 Any allergies.. yes or neigh? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5929 Sorry, I can't do anything about your allergy to horses. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5930 I’m sorry, this prescription can only be filled at the medical centaur down the street. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5931 MoeTor? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5932 Sir, I can't see very far past the counter because of my glasses, could you try standing up? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5933 Why are you so depressed? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5934 No bridle, no service. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5935 I can assure you these are not horse pills. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5936 Take one three times a day until you feel less hoarse 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5937 Some of the possible side effects are dry mouth, night sweats, and Centaurism. 1.1569 0.01980 51 47 4 0
5938 Can you direct me to the shoe department? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5939 So if this Imodium doesn't work for your trots, you should go see a vet. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5940 i need some help. iv' e been pretty horse lately. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5941 I warned you about taking these with a lot of roughage. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5942 Oh. Sorry. When you called I thought you said you were a little hoarse. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5943 You aren't really human, so don't complain about having to take Mr Ed's medicine. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5944 I said, "We have something for hoarseness not horses". 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5945 I can see why your doctor prescribed horse pills. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5946 You don’t look like the type who counseling from the pharmacist. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5947 Take one in the morning and twelve at night. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5948 Of course, they're horse pills. What did you expect? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5949 The prescription says: 'One capsule every 6 hours for re-centaur-al trauma. Increase to once every 4 hours if you're still a little hoarse.' 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5950 You are correct. Turning into a centaur is not listed as a side effect. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5951 Your prescription for TransEquinol can be taken either orally or rectally, depending on which species you’ve chosen for you transition. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5952 Which prescription should I fill first, the one from your primary care provider or the one from your veterinarian? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5953 What do you suggest for a bad case of the trots? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5954 My colt days are behind me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5955 I’m sorry sir, but I don’t think we have a prescription for multiple heartburn... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5956 They'll be hard to swallow but easy on your stomach. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5957 Your canter is in remission and the Doc thinks these might help 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5958 Have you been eating enough roughage? 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
5959 You’ve been a nice horsey today, but in the future bring trash bags with you just in case. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5960 How often are you asked to get off your high horse? I get it all the time. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5961 It’s often prescribed for those who are a little horse 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5962 I told you Mr. Chiron, there are side effects when making wishes while taking Viagra. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5963 Be careful with these pills as they are big enough to cough a horse. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5964 This is not the side effect I was expecting 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5965 If it lasts for more than two hours you should call a veterinarian. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5966 I'm sorry but your veterinarian is not on your in plan health plan providers. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5967 And would you like to speak to a pharmacist about these centauROIDS? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5968 I just tested these pills and can assure you they're fun. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5969 Neigh, I guess I did not read the side effects. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5970 Let me guess, you started the day with the wrong foot 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5971 One question? Oh man. Umm. Ok, I got it. Are you a virgin? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5972 Did you read the enclosure about possible side effects? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5973 Do you have the cure for Centaurism? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5974 Sorry Albert, but we're out of your pills. Maybe try the vet's office for the other half of the pill bottle. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5975 Take one for a Plague Depression, and take three for a Millennial Cataclysm. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5976 Sorry sir, Lasix is just for horses 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5977 I guess you didn't read the side effects brochure about drinking coffee with this medication? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5978 Are you allergic yourself? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5979 I'm required to warn you of the side effects of these pills, but I doubt if you'll find them very severe. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5980 I’m the Centaur for Disease Control and here are our new home testing kits for Coronavirus. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5981 Never take this with hay. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5982 Oh, I thought you said you were a little bit HOARSE 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5983 Then these suppositories are for your hoof and mouth disease. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5984 Side effects? You're not half the half a man your father was. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5985 Yes. Hoarseness is listed as a side effect. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5986 Do you have anything that will clear up my acne? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5987 Well, the side effects should have subsided by now. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5988 Yes, no drug is perfect, but did it treat your hay fever? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5989 Take this twice a day - with lots of hay. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5990 The effects will kick in within minutes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5991 This medication is for hoarseness not horseness. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5992 ...like a racehorse is a potential side-effect of this medication. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5993 If these don't cure the trots you have, then I suggest you see a vet. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5994 Oh, dear. I don't think medication will help you there, sir. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5995 What do you have for galloping horse’s ass? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5996 So just to be clear.. you don 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5997 Well, it's not what I'd recommend for hoof and mouth disease. But... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5998 Do you have anything for hay fever? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5999 My giddy up prescription, please 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6000 You don't been to read the whole Greek Mythology section to find out your lineage anymore. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6001 I'm sorry, it says horse tranquilizers. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6002 I see you didn't consider the possible side effects of Giddap. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6003 My throat is feeling a little ho(a)rse today, can you help? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6004 If this doesn’t convince you my horse tranquilizer prescription is legitimate, what will? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6005 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't carry anti-hex potions. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6006 None of those horse pills you gave me last time! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6007 I'm sorry, sir. We are out of extensions for the suppository applicator. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6008 I'm sorry—this prescription has to sent in by your doctor and your veterinarian. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6009 I did warn you about the side effects - that you might become a 'little horse'.... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6010 So, do you want something to make you full horse, or full human? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6011 Well, yes, it is a horse tranquilizer, but your prescription is for half the normal strength. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6012 Are suppositories all right? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6013 It says here, "for horse cough." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6014 You sound a little hoarse. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6015 I don't think it's serious, but you're definitely hoarse. Try this until you're stable. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6016 Is my pre-existing medical conditions still covered under Trumpcare? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6017 So you're telling me you can't swallow horse pills? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6018 Are you taking more than the recommended dosage of this E.D. Drug? Or Why do I think you're taking more than the Recommended dose of the E.D. Drug? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6019 Flick your tail if you have an Rex plan 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6020 Sir, there’s not enough room on the label to lust all side effects 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6021 The condoms are behind you, but could you canter down to the consultation window? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6022 I wasn’t speaking literally when I asked for those pills that will make me a stud. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6023 Can you give me a double dose of the corona shot before my fearful bottom half has a chance to gallop away! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6024 Sorry sir but Viagra won't help this suit. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6025 Being that your hoof is nowhere near your mouth, I have no idea what to prescribe. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6026 I need your identification. This medication is for someone who is hoarse. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6027 I know it's Doctor's orders, but I feel I should warn you that this is the first time I have mixed Ketamine and Wellbutrin. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6028 I'm sorry but horse tranquilizers are not an approved sleeping aid 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6029 These need to be inserted rectally. Good luck! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6030 I'm sorry, but I can't fill this prescription from your veterinarian. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6031 My best guess; galloping consumption! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6032 I don't know how Ketamine will work for you. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6033 You do realize these are suppositories? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6034 Well, I can assure you, it was not caused by a corona virus 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6035 Take these if you’re coughing or feeling horse 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6036 When you said you wanted to grow a ponytail I might've given you the wrong meds... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6037 Despite the prescription that you have for me, I don't appreciate being referred to as a horses ass 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6038 Your doctor prescribed a suppository. Good luck with that! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6039 Well, I need to calm my horses. What do you suggest?? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6040 Did you have any questions for the vet... I mean pharmacist? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6041 The name brand isn't listed on your plan's farmulary. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6042 I assure you these pills are regular size. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6043 And this one is for the hey fever. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6044 I take it you don’t need a cart 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6045 We can do the first two, but you'll have to contact your vet for the third. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6046 Something for Hoof and Mouth disease 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6047 Please don't tell me they are horse size pills. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6048 I need something for hay fever! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6049 Really, hoof and mouth disease? You’ve got to be kidding! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6050 No, Sorry sir, We do not have any Reverse Centaur medicine. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6051 We don't have that one, but The Road is available. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6052 I bet you get this question all the time, but...got somethin’ for this! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6053 NOW will you sell me horse tranquilizers? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6054 This prescription should help you feel less hoarse. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6055 Sorry, we don’t carry the half the strength you need. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6056 I'm sorry. Your veterinarian has not authorized a refill. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6057 The first half of the consultation 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6058 No, Mr. Breckenridge - 'shiny coat' won't affect your Armani. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6059 I know you are disappointed, but we just don't carry any horse reduction medication. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6060 We need a Rx cosign from your vet. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6061 It's a classical remedy. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6062 the veterinarian wants you to take this oats substitute daily. -or- take one each morning with a full glass of trough water 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6063 We are out of princesses to kiss you. The last one just exited. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6064 And by "the trots", you mean... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6065 I'm sorry, but it was a listed side effect. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6066 Those suppositories are over-the-counter, aisle three, on the right. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6067 The side effects read "a little hoarse" - yep, guess that was a typo. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6068 As I mentioned last week, the side effects include a sore throat - and making you a little horse. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6069 When are you going to stop horsing around? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6070 Could you also add a hoof polish to the bag, please? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6071 The other half will be ready for you a mile down the road. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6072 Going forward, you might take the grapefruit warning label more seriously. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6073 Last time, you were just a horse's ass. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6074 I think I might need a little something. Everyone says I've been behaving like a real horse's ass lately. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6075 My wife say’s I’m a real pain in the a**! Do you think you can help me? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6076 There's one more side effect you forgot to mention. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6077 Take one capsule twice a day and then check back with your farrier in a week. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6078 Hi, picking up for a W. Admiral. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6079 I also recommend taking two of these every four hours for that hoarse cough. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6080 No. I said LASIX allergy. 1.1489 0.02151 47 42 5 0
6081 It does say it can cause minor hoarseness. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6082 Sir, you did say you wanted something to make you run faster. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6083 So, you've experienced mild side effects in the past? Are you able to elaborate? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6084 Mr. Harris, I think we should discuss possible side effects. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6085 I'm sorry, the pills are ready, but the suppositories will have to be called in by your veterinarian. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6086 No, the veteranarian didn't mention any side effects. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6087 I’m afraid I can’t refill this prescription from your doctor without a confirmation from your veterinarian. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6088 No, ketamine won’t stop you feeling a bit hoarse. 1.1489 0.02151 47 42 5 0
6089 I assume you know the copay is doubled on this. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6090 The doctor’s note says you’ve been feeling a little hoarse. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6091 What do you have for a charlie horse? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6092 I've developed a bad whinny. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6093 I should warn you, one of the side effects is the trots. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6094 These vitamins are specially formulated for those of your age, Sir: Centaur Silver. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6095 Why do you not want it as a suppository? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6096 We'll need to check with your vet for potential interaction with your hoof-and-mouth prescription. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6097 I believe you’re looking for the Farmacy. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6098 Sir, you're a horses' ass. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6099 Per rectum? Yes, I do have questions for the pharmacist. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6100 Take half a horse pill three time per day. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6101 This is the medicine you prescribed for the pain inAchilles' foot,Dr. Chiron 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6102 I’m a horse. Do you have anything for that? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6103 Sir, I told you not to use your last prescription for off-label treatments. I think you better go to a medical marijuana dispensary if you're expecting to turn into an NFL quarterback. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6104 Yes, sir, there is a big difference between horseradish and horse rash. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6105 Side effects include headache, runny nose, and becoming a little hoars... Oh, never mind. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6106 Have you heard the good new?! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6107 Sir, that was covered in the serious side effects. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6108 Call the vet if you're not feeling your oats by the weekend. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6109 Don't worry, it's a suppository. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6110 I have never filled a prescription for a Horse Pill but after swallowing drink LOTS of water. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6111 Yes, I understand the side-effects. But can I still eat hay? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6112 Do you really have a receipt? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6113 You may be overdoing it on the Mane and Tail supplements. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6114 I said they were effective for hoarseness. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6115 Yes you do seem to have some side effects from this new treatment ! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6116 No, the medicine won’t get rid of your hoarseness. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6117 No Bob, your insurance does not cover horse tranquilizer 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6118 I’m sorry sir, but we do not fill ketamine prescriptions. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6119 Frankly, you aren't the first person to experience this side effect. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6120 This should clear up that hoarseness. Take one tablet with hay for 7 furlongs and don't Pony until you feel better. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6121 What kind of allergic reaction? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6122 Hay now. Hay now. This is what dreams are made of. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6123 i just need your date of birth. Now I’m going to take a stab and suggest you’re a Sagittarius? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6124 You'll have to crush the pills. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6125 Side effects may include some unstoppable trots. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6126 Do NOT take these while galloping. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6127 No, amputation was ruled out. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6128 You'll be nocked out like a horse. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6129 Have you experienced any previous side effect with this medication? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6130 ... and be sure and take it witb hay. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6131 This should help with your hoarseness. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6132 A genie in a bottle” you say, and you wished “to be hung like a horse” you say ... oh man ... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6133 It was originally equine Viagra. Now it's for men built like a horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6134 These should help you keep your place at the stud farm 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6135 Is there anything for my horse throat at the farm-acy? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6136 I'm afraid your veterinarian will have to call that one in." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6137 I’m sorry, but I need a veterinarian to write your suppository prescription. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6138 Sorry, that's the only size of sample jar we have. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6139 Who's your primary care physician, or veterinarian? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6140 Don't gallop while taking this medication. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6141 I can explain hoarseness in the rest of your body. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6142 Feeling a little horse? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6143 Do you have anything that will alleviate a hoarse cough? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6144 Just take one horse pill a day.. it looks like three was too many..” 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6145 Sir, this medicine isn't meant for horses so you must inject into your upper body. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6146 Remember, the Meds are taken anally. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6147 No, growing a horse’s ass is not one of the known side affects of this particular medication. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6148 And these make you see centaurs. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6149 we have divided the prescription into two parts 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6150 So you’ve been a little horse lately. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6151 Cough drops will help, but everyone will still know you are a little hoarse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6152 Can you recommend anything for hoof and mouth disease? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6153 It’s not supposed to have any side effects, but you know what happened last time. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6154 Are horse pills indicated? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6155 I'm sorry sir. I didn't expect a large pill to be a problem. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6156 Horse Pill" is really just a layman's term, but I have it in a liquid if you prefer 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6157 Our bad - we thought Dr. Bernstein was a small animal vet. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6158 Well, on the bright side you, you now can accept apple pay. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6159 Here's your refill - did you want to talk to the pharmacist about side effects? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6160 No, it's not for a horse throat. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6161 Remember to take your calcium supplements. If you break a leg, we will have to mercifully shoot you in the head. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6162 That's Centaur, C,e,n,t,a,u,r 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6163 Sorry, I can’t fill a subscription with a dosage for a horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6164 These may help you run faster at the track, but you can expect more side effects. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6165 Good for you, but the dose is the same even if you’re wild. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6166 Yes, you can combine two insurance plans... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6167 This will have you pissing again like a Russian race horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6168 Discontinue use Immediately if your tail curls, swivels, or stiffens for over four minutes. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6169 This is our the best recommended medicine for hoof and mouth disease. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6170 My doctor made a mistake. It should be a pill, not a suppository. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6171 And who's license would you like to show me? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6172 Two tablets a day will put more pep in your giddy up. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6173 I need confirmation from both your doctor and your veterinarian. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6174 Now I see the misunderstanding. This is the Minotaur clinic. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6175 I'll need to check with your doctor; these antidepressants are most effective with mermen. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6176 These pills are for when you're feeling hoarse. Sorry, I don't believe they will help alleviate your symptom. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6177 Sir. You may get your shoes from a blacksmith, but I assure you there is no such prefix for "pharmacist". 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6178 Yes, these suppositories should help. Do you have a trainer, or do you need me to assist? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6179 So you're telling me there's still no way I could get extra sugar cubes? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6180 I need medicine 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6181 Life just hasn't been the same since corporate interests took over Narnia. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6182 Guaranteed to make you lose unwanted appendages and make you the man you use to be. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6183 ...and do not take with hay, grass, oats, or corn. Drink plenty of water and take two laps around the pasture with each dose. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6184 Twice daily, and no more horsing around in stable. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6185 Your vet has the other half..... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6186 One for a mam, two for a horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6187 Now it does have a potential side effect - horseness. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6188 Were you trying to save money getting your prescriptions from a veterinarian? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6189 I said Centrum, not centaur 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6190 We're fresh out of our anti-magic potion serum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6191 Horseshoe ointment , please! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6192 Yes, there is a company called Centaur Pharmaceuticals, but they are headquartered in India, and, oddly enough, none of their products are relevant to your condition. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6193 So you've been feeling a little hoarse? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6194 No shitting in the racks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6195 Could you suggest something? I'm feeling a bit horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6196 I thought the doctor said centenarian. The dose for centaurnarians is higher, not lower” 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6197 I’m sorry sir, your application says your sex is a horse of a different color. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6198 Well, it did list hoarseness as a potential side effect. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6199 They keep breaking, do you have extra-jumbo size? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6200 You may experience increased appetite for hay. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6201 It says to take only ONE pill and then ride your pony on the Old Town Road. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6202 I'd say it's a horse pill. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6203 Side effects may include saddle sores and increased urge to gallop. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6204 Did the doctor say which spine these were prescribed for ? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6205 Remember--this will only work as a suppository. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6206 Do you have some anti l.hydra venom?My students never stop to surprise me! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6207 If you're mad now, just wait until you read the side effects of the cure. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6208 if you'd read the small print you'd know that was a potential side effect. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6209 Unfortunately I still have problems swallowing horse pills. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6210 No sir, this will not help if your voice is a little hoarse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6211 And you've been like this for more than four hours? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6212 Do you have any allergies, like hay fever? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6213 They said the coronavirus was supposed to be like having a bad cold... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6214 Sorry, we don't accept Amex. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6215 Sorry sir. We don't sell horse radish here. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6216 the notion of them being horse pills is a misnomer. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6217 Do you have something for hoarseness? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6218 This should help you feel your oats. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6219 Rub the lotion on your lower back twice a day. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6220 I don't know. It's supposed to be for toe fungus. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6221 Horseradish is in the grocery. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6222 I can't find a Centaur 100 multi-vitamin. Are you sure you have the right name? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6223 That's a common side effect. I suggest that you ask your doctor for a referral to a veterinarian. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6224 This horse tranquilizer should help you go right to sleep, Mr. Phillips. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6225 If you need a pharmacist consult, please stomp your hoof twice. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6226 Sorry, these pills are for someone who's a little hoarse. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6227 I'm afraid you're going to have trouble swallowing the pills in these prescriptions from your vet. 1.1364 0.03396 44 39 5 0
6228 Do you have any questions for the veterinarian? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6229 Quite frankly centaur isn’t a side effect we normally run across. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6230 I recommend an expectorant and a decongestant if you are a little horse 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6231 This prescription contains 50 pills for Equus Caballus, and 50 for Homo Sapiens. Make sure that you split each pill in half before taking them, or you might get severely bent out of shape 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6232 Well they should make you feel more energized, Mr. Vanderlay but no, I can't guarantee you'll run in the Preakness. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6233 This should clear up your hoarseness 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6234 I can give you the medicine for your equine influenza, but the rest of you will have to be quarantined. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6235 I recommend this for feeling a bit horse 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6236 What do you think of Jim Carrey’s performance in The Mask (1994)? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6237 Hmmm, unknown side effect, Mr. Ed. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6238 Your insurance will cover only one half. Margaret Sicari Hartsdale, New York 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6239 This Viagra will only be effective on your human half. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6240 Apparently you're allergic to horse serum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6241 I'm sorry, but we don't take Equestrian insurance. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6242 I'm sorry about the sideeffects, but your insurance doesn't cover the new veternary drugs. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6243 Well, this will definitely treat your migraines, but won't do much for your back pains. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6244 Take all these and a bag oats at bed time, and you'll be back to normal in the morning; whatever your normal is. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6245 The species reassignment app seems to have gone down temporarily. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6246 No, centaur-itis is not one of the listed side effects. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6247 I suggest visiting a veterinarian for your lower extremities. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6248 I’m sorry for the confusion, but for this prescription your doctor meant “horse pills’” literally. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6249 Sorry, there is no apple-based formulation. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6250 Well, can't all be stallions. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6251 I'm sorry,but we cannot be held responsible if you choose to ignore the listed side effects. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6252 I'm sorry, but your insurance would only pay for half the prescription. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6253 Well I'll be a horses ass-oh sorry, poor choice of a euphemism. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6254 Don't act like you didn't know. The price is $835. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6255 We are NOT discriminating by prioritizing COVID19 over Equine encephalomyelitis 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6256 You should refrain from galloping and partaking of salt licks for at least an hour before and after taking these. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6257 This is the reason I didn’t want the generic drug. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6258 No you still stand, it just helps with falling asleep faster. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6259 No, it won't reverse your metamorphosis, but at least it will get rid of your itchy ticks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6260 Your HMO does not pay for vegetarian remedies. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6261 Printed or emailed. We don't give edible receipts. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6262 I'm just a little hoarse...do you have anything? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6263 Do you have anything stronger than Imodium? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6264 Where can I find the unicorn books section? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6265 Your doctor says to apply this ointment all over your body before you take a shower. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6266 Well, you could try to lance it. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6267 I'm going to fulfil your prescription but you've got a habit to kick -which is why you'll need to self-administer the suppository this time. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6268 It’s the best pill on the market, win, lose or draw! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6269 Apply the ointment as directed and your saddle sores should clear up in a week or two 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6270 Sometimes the "natural male enhancement" effect goes overboard. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6271 You're getting a little too old to be galloping on the regular, Hank. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6272 I'm missing some gallop in my step. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6273 Of course they're the size of horse pills. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6274 Who is your primary? Your vet or your doctor? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6275 This is your wife's prescription for mal de mare. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6276 I'm sorry, sir, but hay fever medicine only comes in one strength. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6277 There aren't as many side effects in this one. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6278 So you told a Haitian doctor you felt a little hoarse, did ya? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6279 Sir, I am not trying to make a joke about being hoarse 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6280 Do you have anything for horses's ass? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6281 While certainly alarming, no sir, that is not a symptom of coronavirus. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6282 -I would like to buy all the medicines available at the pharmacy for coronavirus ? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6283 Yes, it’s a rather large Pill I think you can manage 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6284 Sorry sir, but there's no cure for being a horse's ass. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6285 This was not supposed to be used as a suppository! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6286 I get it, you’re hoarse! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6287 This little pill will put a little pep in your gallop. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6288 Your kind is truly blessed: Not one reported coronavirus infection among the centaurs. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6289 As you well know doctor, I recommend this same prep to everyone regardless. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6290 I need Equinine for my restless legs. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6291 Unless you’re a therapy ass I’m going to have to ask you to leave. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6292 I'm sorry sir, if your wife still isn't satisfied, then there's something wrong with your personality. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6293 I don’t have a favorite genre. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6294 These aren’t safe for people with a hart condition. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6295 I’m here to collect the other half of my prescription. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6296 Sorry Harold... We can't accept prescriptions written by veterinarians. 1.1364 0.03396 44 39 5 0
6297 Is this available in liquid form? I just can't swallow these big horse pills. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6298 Could I please get that with an extra-long applicator? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6299 I may call your physician to clarify what they mean by not partaking in equestrian activities two hours after taking this medication 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6300 This is what the Centaur for Disease Control recommends... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6301 This will help with your cough, but it won't do anything for the horseness. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6302 Have you just come from Italy, sir? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6303 Take two of these daily with your morning fodder. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6304 I was horsing around and I hurt myself, again! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6305 Do you have any books on horses? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6306 Sorry, we just ran out of eye of newt. Would you accept a generic substitute? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6307 Possible side effects may cause you to lose your horse" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6308 How could I have been any more clear? I warned you it makes you pee like a race horse! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6309 It's a weird combo. But hey, I'm not one to judge. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6310 One tablet daily should eliminate the restless legs syndrome. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6311 Oh...you wanted the anti-horse medication 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6312 Sir, it's a common side effect to feel a little hoarse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6313 Do you have a liquid option? These are horse pills. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6314 Sir, we are not offering the dress as a side-effect promotion today 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6315 Checked with your md and dvm and this is what they recommended for your hoof and mouth condition. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6316 Yes, hay fever is always a potential side effect. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6317 Take two with grass and hay at mealtime. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6318 Take one after every meal along with a sugar cube, Mr. Gelding. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6319 Well, they’re the size of horse pills, but I guess you won’t mind. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6320 Good for a cough but a Belmont disqualifier. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6321 This should cure your hoof and mouth disease. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6322 If this is the right one...stomp three times 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6323 If you cut back on the coffee you wouldn't need to run on lasix. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6324 Mr. Trotter: You can use this medication for hair loss, but you will need to visit your large animal veterinarian if you think you might have equine influenza. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6325 Do you have a CVS card, yea or neigh? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6326 Sir, you still have to pay a premium to your horse farm. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6327 This one, unfortunately, has hoarseness as a side effect. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
6328 My doctor doesn't believe I used to be a Motaur. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6329 How do you call this a minor side-effect? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6330 I am sorry,your Medicare part D dos not cover your vet's prescription. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6331 Stop taking them if you begin feeling unusually skittish. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6332 I don’t have health insurance 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6333 Sorry for the wait, it will just be one minotaur more... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6334 Hold on — let me check with your doctor and your veterinarian. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6335 Is it a suppository? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6336 And your birthdate, please . . . 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6337 They said it would make me immune to coronavirus... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6338 I need to get back on my feet. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6339 Was your brother in here yesterday? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6340 The indications included with your prescription clearly warned of impossible side effects. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6341 Dammit, Francine, again with the horse pills? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6342 My doctor prescribed them because I'm a little horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6343 Do you have any questions for the pharmanarian? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
6344 Yes ma’am, as I said on the phone, I represent the Centaurs for Disease Control... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6345 Do you have something for centaur hoof? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6346 There's no use complaining now. I told you they were horse pills. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6347 Take half a horse pill daily. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6348 Regular horsies usually keep their hair, 'Tex'. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6349 I don't know how else to put this -- PR doesn't stand for Public Relations. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6350 If you break a leg all you have to do is take this little black pill. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6351 Sir, the quadruped-to-biped medication has not yet been invented. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6352 I really wouldn't worry, sir. Centaur Encephalitis is extremely rare. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6353 No, it’s not listed as a side effect. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6354 Did you tell your doctor you were a little hoarse? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6355 Man, people really will do anything for painkillers. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6356 I hope you shall enjoy riding into our library; we have a large selection 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6357 Yes, for respiratory you can call either my doc or my vet - 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6358 I come to you to treat a hoarse throat now I cant stop neighing. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6359 Unfortunately, this prescription is only available as a suppository. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6360 so you want me to apply the ointment and brush 3x a day for a week; any side-effects? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6361 I'm sorry - I cannot fill a script from a veterinarian. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6362 Excuse me, but is the hemorrhoid cream for that literally or just for someone you don't think much of? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6363 You would not believe the day I’m having. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6364 This medicine should help with the trots. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6365 I’m sorry, everything we have is for a hoarse throat. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6366 It's powerful, not something to horse around with. Calvin Bellamy Munster, IN 46321 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6367 Mister, castor oil will loosen you up. Don't be Celie. And you're full of it. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6368 It seems like you're more than just a little hoarse.... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6369 I will fill this,but first,I have to know: if you break a leg,do they just shoot you? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6370 The television ad didn’t say I should stop taking the medication if I started to grow hooves. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6371 Normally, I'd tell my patients these pills are hard to swallow. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6372 50 bucks? how about a lucky horseshoe? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6373 I'm afraid, sir, the generic will not be available for some time. If ever. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6374 Yes, your insurance covers out of pocket expenses, but you don't appear to have any pockets. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6375 We all forgot about the power of the pencil. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6376 No, the equine herpes drug is not covered. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6377 Sir, I’m sorry, but I can’t fill a prescription written by a vet. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6378 Titration with this stuff is still kind of fun 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6379 This will help but it's usually for less horseness. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6380 I’m just glad you don’t get your viagra from an amazon. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6381 Yes. Soothing cough drops. Your doctor just confirmed with me that you sounded hoarse. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6382 Well isn't this Classic. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6383 I can’t use a generic for this prescription. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6384 So the valium is for you and the ketamine is for the other part of you. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6385 My lower half has been hurting for the past week 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6386 Sir I don't think we can prescribe you ketamine 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6387 I’m Sorry, sir, I can’t test you for Eastern Equine Encephalitis even if you ARE the Centaur for Disease Control and Prevention 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6388 Short term? No, no ill effect. You want to monitor it after ten furlongs, though. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6389 WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE HORSE,I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR VOICE 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6390 What can you do for erectile dysfunction? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6391 I have here A prescription for some very effective lozenges if as you say you’re feeling hoarse. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6392 Herb, have anything for oat breath? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6393 If you feel any side effects, call your vet. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6394 I'm sorry. This will only help if you are HOARSE. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6395 Sir, yes I see but I'm not that kind of doctor. Any changers on your on your insurance? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6396 If it lasts longer than four hours,you"ll need to call the vet. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6397 I need a prescription renewal. I think it’s getting worse because I now have a hoarse throat. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6398 Usually my customers complain about taking horse pills. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6399 That will be 500 ICO. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6400 Now that's a horse of a different collar. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6401 No, we don't have anything for balding. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6402 I'm sorry but your vet hasn't phoned in the prescription yet. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6403 Take twice daily with hay. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6404 These pills should help - they were developed by the Centaurs for Disease Control! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6405 Well at least I know he's not here for penis pills. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6406 My prescription isn't ready yet? But I need my biotin to keep my coat so smooth and shiny" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6407 Have someone blow these down your throat twice a day. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6408 I'm sorry, but you STILL have refills 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6409 Excuse me sir, is this the place for the Chronicles of Narnia auditions? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6410 I've got some salve that's perfect for a real horse's ass like yours. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6411 No, I’ve never seen that side effect for this medicine before 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6412 They shoot horses, don't they? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6413 You say that Baxter Black, DVM wrote this prescription? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6414 Hair grows better a the tail...walk away now. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6415 Do you have any questions for the apothecary? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6416 Well, it does say here that it could make you a little hoarse... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6417 Bojack took my body 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6418 Do you have someone at home who can blow the pill down your throat? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6419 No offense, but these are going to be the size of a horse pill! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6420 I know it's expensive, but you obviously have to take it more than every other day. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6421 Gotta warn ya. They're horse pills! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6422 I know what it says, but I can't swallow those large "horse pills" despite my lower half being that of a horse. I just can't do it, I have a very small pharynx. I'm not sticking anything in my butt either, so figure it out!" 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6423 I’m not familiar with Dr. Chiron! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6424 I should warn you, these pills are quite large... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6425 It’s not universal horsecare, looks like your shoeing is out of plan ... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6426 These are large pills but it looks like you can handle it 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6427 I’m terribly sorry, sir, the mythical pharmacy is on Planet Qualtron. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6428 I get half of my pills here and the other half at the vet. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6429 Take twice per day for hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6430 This medication should give you the giddy up you're looking for. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6431 It did say "Side effects may include horse legs" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6432 Howdy Ma'am, my name is Old Chuck, are my pre-natal vitamins ready?? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6433 No, I don't think this will take care of that little horseness that you've been complaining about. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6434 So your vet AND your medical doctor prescribed these? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6435 Haven't you heard about GoodRX? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6436 The diarrhea medicine? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6437 Oh, you thought I said the side effect was hoarseness? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6438 Sorry about that, Rogaine does have that side-effect. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6439 Only a horse’s ass would pay that much for a medication 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6440 Are all Viagra pills blue? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6441 Bloated. I feel like I ate a horse. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6442 I'm sorry. Until Medicare for all is passed, your drug insurance plan won't cover the prescription for this condition. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6443 You may experience a mild case of the trots." 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6444 I’m sorry; MagnumXL is the largest we carry. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6445 No, I don't know any medication for horses ass. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6446 I'm sorry, sir, but this pharmacy is not responsible for any unforeseen side effects of the 'horse pills' you claim you were prescribed. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6447 No. I called the Insurance company a bunch of horses asses 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6448 What would you recommend? I'm feeling a bit horse. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6449 Yes, it’s very effective for a hoarse throat. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6450 Just because you're feeling hoarse doesn't mean you have to be an ass Harold. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6451 I just need something for a charlie horse. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6452 Yes, I did change my plan to AARP, and then this happened. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6453 Yes sir, I understand that this prescription for a suppository will not work in your case. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6454 Yes, it’s a horse pill. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6455 Funny, I thought the instruction on the label "use for horseness" was a typo. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6456 Are there any side effects? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6457 You're feeling a little hoarse, you say? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6458 This should work wonders for your charley horse. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6459 Let me guess, hoof in mouth? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6460 Relax. That early COVID symptom is spelled h-o-a-r-s-e ness. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6461 Sir these pills will only help your front legs not your back. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6462 You're not qualified for horse pills, sir. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6463 I’m sorry, but your copay is ASS-tronomical. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6464 Mr. Satyr, are you absolutely positive you are not experiencing any side-effect? You do still sound a bit horse. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6465 For your bottom half, these pills are a normal size. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6466 I'm sorry sir but we cannot accept hoofbeats for date of birth. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6467 A little hoarse today? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6468 Quit horsing around and wash for the full 20 seconds 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6469 I know the prescription says for Hoof and Mouth Disease, but I just don’t think it will help. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6470 It’s one of the side effects of the meds you’re taking for restless leg syndrome 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6471 Neigh, it won't halter your gait or saddle your croup. Now, anything else Mr. Bisquit? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6472 These ones have a whole lot of side effects, so saddle up! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6473 Sorry, all that we have left are the horse pills. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
6474 Well, maybe next time you'll take more interest in the side effects. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6475 I mean, it was suppose to be efficient with two pills...and then, a whole metamorphosis. Maybe i should retake two ? I would feel really more comfortable with a neck and a mane. Ah ! And one thing, i'm a real vegan, i need the most organic product... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6476 I'm sorry sir, we don't do this here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6477 This should stable your hay fever for now” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
6478 I hesitate to fill your prescription of Viagra. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6479 . . . with or without food and do you want the childproof cap? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6480 Sorry, I can only fill half of your prescription. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6481 These Centaur Silver pills are big, so you might want to mix them into your oats. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6482 How long have you been hoarse? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6483 Take this medication twice a day with hay and plenty of water. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6484 Take 1 pill with hay every 4 hours. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6485 While you’re taking these, no races for you over five furlongs. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6486 Take two each morning, followed by a breakfast of oats and hay. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6487 That side effect was specified in the instructions you received with your prescription” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6488 “Sir, I’m afraid we can’t fulfill this prescription without signatures from both your MD and veterinarian.” 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6489 If your erection should last more than four hours, consult with your veterinarian. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6490 First time using Viagra? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6491 The chest cold medicine is covered. The one for hemorrhoids is not. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6492 Be sure to take it as recommended; a bit too much of this stuff could kill a horse... Sorry, I didn't mean that. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6493 you see the weirdest characters at your local CVS. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6494 I don't care. I'm not going to prescribe horse tranquilizers. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6495 No, we only have CentRUM. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6496 With all due respect sir, it was your doctor's responsibility to walk you through all the side effects. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6497 Now do you realize the literature says it controls sniffing, sneezing, and horseness. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6498 I’m sorry sir but your insurance doesn’t cover horse pills 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6499 - They gave you Ropinirole? .. Well, it might help. -Yes Ma´am, but its only my back legs. - Just take half the doze then, Sir. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6500 I inherited the “Horse’s Ass”! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6501 Can you recommend something for hoof and mouth disease? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6502 Pardon me. Is that a 'No' or a 'Neigh'? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6503 I don't see this listed as any of the side effects. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6504 Where exactly are your heart and lungs? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6505 I’m sorry, sir. There are no pills to cure being a horse’s ass. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6506 Side affects, ten percent off. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6507 It's intended for horses so I'm not certain that the tecommended dosage is correct for you. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6508 I'm sorry sir, these only come in suppository form. And again, I'm sorry, you will need to have someone else help you administer them. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6509 « You can try this but I think being a horse’s ass may be a permanent condition. » 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6510 How long has it been backing up on you? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6511 If you’re gelded, I’m afraid this won’t work. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6512 How large a sample did you say you'd bring? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6513 No we do not have anything to treat horse feet 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6514 Now remember, you only take a half dose of the horse tranquilizers 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6515 ddddddddd mbmmmbmbjnfsdiubniduxbchfiueqdshjxviudacxgvhieaudsKuhjxkcaisudzxvhcfeaudsicah78usifhvuoiadhov0quy89fjiog3r8qugfer8udfhoidFJIsdojoivccjidfdjfnskjdavdsanbcflkdjwnfpiclijdhoauvidwSIjhucqvaefjokdslcxcjnvibeqdcwujlzadf982iqwSUP BROfhbcuvxnjq 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6516 But you said no side effects! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6517 Sorry, ketamine still isn’t safe for use even if you’re half-horse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6518 Remember, never take these before a big race. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6519 So you’re telling me I need to take one pill a day for two years and each pill costs $100 or I’m going to have my lower half be a horse for the rest of my life? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6520 Please I beg you no more horse pills! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6521 Sorry, but the warning's right there on the label, sir, "Might make you a little horse." 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6522 To refill this I'll need to call your veterinarian. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6523 No I didn't. I said Haorse 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6524 If be careful with this stuff. It's during enough to knock out a horse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6525 I'm sorry but it says right on the bottle, No Reversal. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6526 I am recommending that you take the largest dose possible 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6527 You wouldn’t need these if you kill the soda habit and eat two sugar cubes per day. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6528 Can you handle horse pills or would you prefer us to mix it into your hay? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6529 Sorry, we don't serve horses anymore. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6530 I'd like prescription refill of my arthritis medication, please 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6531 I don't know how your gonna insert this suppository. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6532 Apparently you may have the Coronavirus if you are feeling a little a bit horse 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6533 Well the other guy said he wasn't authorized to fill veterinary prescriptions, so now what? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6534 Here's your anti-horse prescription, take twice a day. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6535 Glad to see you hoarseness is mostly gone. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6536 Sorry, you’ll have to fill that prescription at the 99 Centaur 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6537 Got identified by a book character. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6538 Here's your quarter man ludes. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6539 That’s a rare side effect. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6540 This should help you with 'the trots'... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6541 Take these with plenty of hay. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6542 Ok, Mister I’m-not-a-horse’s ass, what would you like? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6543 The generic tends to have more side effects. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6544 What horse's ass prescribed this ! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6545 You'll have to ask your doctor how, exactly, he expects you to use these suppositories. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6546 It appears your card has expired sir, and you want to change the address to Churchill Downs? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6547 I’m afraid a suppository is out of the question 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6548 This should help your horse cough. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6549 Your's feeling bedridden? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6550 Do you have anything for disintermediation? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6551 Damn, Earle, where’d you get those hooves did, they on fleek?! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6552 That will be two hundred hoof taps, please. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6553 the large animal vet sent me here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6554 This prescription will make your voice less hoarse, but that’s about it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6555 We're very sorry about the side effects. The label does say these are extremely rare. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6556 These tranquilizers should cure what ills you" 1.1190 0.02410 42 39 3 0
6557 Sorry, but we don't stock Centaur Virility pills, but I do have these anti-anxiety meds. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6558 Do you want regular or the horse pill size? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6559 Sorry, I can only give you half a dose... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6560 It’s ironic that you need boner pills. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6561 You know they are not approved by the Breeders Association? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6562 So these pills are gonna be hard to swallow, but trust me, the dosage is right. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6563 You're at the wrong end. You're a horse's ass! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6564 Take twice a day with hay. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6565 Yes, it is a myth that they will be making them in Centaur size. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6566 If the erection lasts more than seven hours just find more mares in heat. Do 'em a favor. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6567 No, this does not say "Side effects may include hoarseness." 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6568 Remember,don't take this on an empty stomach. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6569 500 viagra per month? Well I am a horse after all...... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6570 I'm sorry, sir. It does say,'There may be other side effects not yet discovered." 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6571 They say that these can choke a horse but you don’t seem to be bothered by them. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6572 Have you experienced any odd changes while taking this medication? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6573 Side effects? This'll make you go wee-wee like a Russian racehorse! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6574 I would've thought in your case that Viagra is somewhat surplus to requirements. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6575 No, I don't have any suggestions on how to apply these suppositories 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6576 It started with a horse throat. My wife said to go get it checked out, but I waited—deductible, you know. Well anyway, my throat’s actually feeling better now! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6577 Ok, so take twice daily until you're able to sleep in comfortable stable conditions. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6578 Is my hay and oats script ready yet? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6579 I’m sorry, we don’t have anything for a horse throat. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6580 You said you'd do anything to try and get your hair back. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
6581 Hi there, I’m here to pick up my prescription of Viagra. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6582 The main side effect is listed right on the bottle: increased sensation in pleasured centaurs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6583 This is the last refill for Lasix. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6584 Sir... the Mythology section is on the third floor... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6585 Do you have anything for sore throats? I'm a little hoarse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6586 Sorry, please go see veterinarian. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6587 The dose should read "equal" not "equine". 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6588 Please have Dr. Aselepius renew your subscription. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6589 Ma'am, you gave me quinine water instead of equine water! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6590 They finally put you out to stud, hence you need even more Viagra. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6591 Whinny dose aspirin, please 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6592 I'd like to exchange this Viagra for something a little more neigghhhhty 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6593 You're horse? That's a known side effect of this medication. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6594 We don't really have any meds for Ass purgers. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6595 It does say that one of the side effects is developing this animal part. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6596 I can’t prescribe anything for being a horse’s ass. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6597 You should be taking different hormones! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6598 Bob you can not return a prescription regardless the side effects you got. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6599 Anything for Irritable Bowel Syndrome? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6600 No, sir. A coronavirus vaccine is not available for even half-human species, yet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6601 Sorry. You've come to the wrong place to look for your other haves. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6602 Can you help me? I'm a little horse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6603 You may be having a psychosomatic reaction to my warning that this medication could make you a little hoarse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6604 So, it would seem like the last bottle you have left out some side effects. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6605 Have anything by Updike? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6606 I can only give you half the dose of horse tranquilizer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6607 I'm sorry, sir, we're also out of hoof sanitizer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6608 Sir, I warned you there might be side effects with the Propecia. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6609 Here's your prescription for horseflies. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6610 ...and this is for your horse throat... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6611 This should work, it's just out - apparently it cures satire. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6612 It says right here, this medication may make you a little hoarse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6613 This should help you feel A little less horse 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6614 Seems your insurance doesn't cover foot and mouth disease. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6615 Some folks are having trouble swallowing these new meds, Eddy — you should be just fine. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6616 The usual dose for a horse is one bale four times a day, but since you're only half a horse the manufacturer recommends one bale twice a day. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6617 I’m sorry, but the bottle clearly states, “‘may cause hair loss.” You knew the risks of penis enlargement. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6618 I'm sorry, sir, your insurance only covers transitions to centaur, not back to human. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6619 Well, you should have read the side effect warnings. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6620 Bro. Not everyone who says they’re hung like a horse is actually hung like a horse, but you can get away with saying that. Is it a horse cock with human nuts? Or is it a human dick with horse nuts? That’d be crazy right? Umm, can I just touch it? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6621 As I told you the first time, this is a veterinary pharmacy Sir. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6622 I'm sorry, sir. This is the window for HORSE-HEADED centaurs. Yours is next State over,10-12, alternate Wednesdays. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6623 The saddle is not covered by your prescription 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6624 Due to a preexisting condition, your horsepills aren't covered by insurance. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6625 Your doctor didn't warn you about possible side effects? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6626 We are all out of horse tranquilizers. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6627 Horse pills aren’t meant to swallow. They’re suppositories. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6628 I’m sorry sir, but I don’t think you read the directions on the bottle very carefully. They don’t say anything about foot-and-mouth disease. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6629 These pills might have you racing to the bathroom. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6630 Oh boy! Did you tell your psychiatrist that Ketamine is a horse tranquilizer?” “Yes, he said I was delusional because of all the horsing around. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6631 I recommend these if you're a little horse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6632 Things are good. I’m crashing in one of those abandoned houses out by the 605. The county bought ‘em up years ago and just left them sitting there, all boarded up and rotting. It’s pretty thrashed, but stop by if you’re up for it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6633 I don't think you need diet pills, sir. I don't think the body-mass index quite applies to you, even if it shows you are grossly obese. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6634 Take two pills each morning, and then run 6-furlongs 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6635 Trump said becoming half-horse was perfectly normal. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6636 If you have trouble getting the pill down, trying taking it with a cube of sugar. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6637 Here's your medicine. You can pick up the rest from your vet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6638 Possible side effects include hoof and mouth disease 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6639 Check with the pharmacist, but I'm pretty sure you take half of the horse pill daily. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6640 I'm feeling more than a little hoarse. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
6641 Would you like us to refill your Carrot and Hay Extract? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6642 Read the label! Side effects may include feeling a little hoarse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6643 “Be careful this is a drastic remedy for hay fever!” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6644 Be careful when taking these, they're the size of horse pills. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6645 I'm afraid you'll need to see a veterinarian for suppositories. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6646 Hemorrhoids, you think? Good thing you're mostly standing, huh? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6647 Two of these every four hours should prevent any ehh... unintended displays in Saturday's parade, Mr. Mayor. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6648 Sir the human dose is too weak and the horse dose is too strong, theres not much I can do. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6649 You need a God’s prescription for this. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6650 Yes, Centaul can increase urination frequency and duration—but not necessarily to the degree of a racehorse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6651 They’re horse pills, but I think you’ll manage 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6652 These will have you cantering around the paddock in no time, but hold off on galloping for a bit. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6653 Take these with a big gulp of water, they’re horse pills” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
6654 We don't accept veterinary prescriptions. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6655 It's expensive, but even if you put this in your venti daily, you'll have limited success regrowing your forelock. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6656 If you're symptoms last for more than four hours, just call the Poison Control Centaur phone number listed on the label. 1.1176 0.01980 51 47 4 0
6657 It says right here - Medication may make you hoarse. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6658 Unfortunately, your order of Hyperion isn’t covered by your insurance. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6659 I didn't know "horse pill" was so literal. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6660 May I ascertain the tail end of your address again, Mr. Saddle? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6661 Hey ! next time use the Men's Room! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6662 Well, as I mentioned, there can be side effects. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6663 I’m sorry sir but your search for ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where to Find Them’ has come up as checked out. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6664 Do you fill prescriptions for a "Horses Ass"? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6665 The last patient thought these pills were too big - something tells me they will be just fine for you. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6666 Remember, only take half the recommended dose of these horse tranquilizers. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6667 At least I can afford meds through the vet. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6668 Sorry sir, only a psychiatrist can write a prescription for a horse's ass 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6669 I can fill half your prescription, but the Vet around the block specializes in equine medications 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6670 You have to canter to get these pills down. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6671 Nay. Neigh, I say. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6672 No, it's not just for my throat and voice... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6673 Why the long face? One shot and I'm off to the races. Obviously, I'm feeling a bit hoarse. No it's not free. You've got to pony up. No, I'm not the world's tallest pharmacist. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6674 Horse medicine isn't what you need. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6675 Just be careful not to horse around with the dosage... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6676 No coffee allowed in the stacks. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6677 This works for horseness. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6678 Take two pink pills each morning, and one horse suppository each evening 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6679 My upper-lower back has been straining my front hips recently, leading me to slouch in my sleep - I guess what I'm asking is do you have anything stronger than sugar cubes? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6680 Trot right over here if you have any serious side effects. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6681 So, you need to take these twice a day with some hay 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6682 Sorry. We've had a run on the meds for hoof and mouth disease. We are out of stock. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6683 Yes, this prescription will help if you are feeling rather hoarse. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6684 Don’t operate heavy equipment until you know how this affects you and if you experience pain in the withers or laminitis call your vet right away. You know, just use horse sense! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6685 They may look small, but they still pack quite a kick! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6686 Take two a day, with feed. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6687 I’m feeling a little bit horse” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6688 Never seen a black pharmacist before?! That's the strange part if this scenario for you? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6689 I have the ugly boil on my butt. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6690 It says here there may be some side effects -- "may increase appetite for hay and may increase desire to run around ovals" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6691 Sorry, but you'll need to see the veterinarian for this hoof and mouth medication. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6692 Sir....just so you know....steroids, beer and antidepressants do not mix well 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6693 Sorry. All our suppositories are DIY. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6694 I can give you the cold medicine, but you may need to purchase your hemorrhoid medication from a veterinarian. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6695 This should clear your hoof and mouth right up. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6696 Can you repeat the side effects again? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6697 See I told you.. The side-effects do include turning into a centaur. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6698 Elsie referred me. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6699 This prescription will definitely clear up your hoarse voice. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6700 Now this prescription is for your prostate, so you can save money by getting it filled by your veterinarian. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6701 I think the reason you’re not seeing any improvement is that the directions on the label say “if hoarse”, not “if horse” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6702 I feel like a horse's ass 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6703 You say you’re still feeling a little hoarse? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6704 Take two a day for hoof and mouth disease. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6705 No, no, my doctor recommenced the "Equine Enema System" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6706 I know that you are happy with the side effects, but listen to this. . . 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6707 Co pay? No, I'm paying for both halves. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6708 Your pet health plan doesn't cover your prescription. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6709 This has a bit of a kick to it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6710 haha whoa! what? what the heck!? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6711 Take two a day and your mane will be flowing in the wind before you know it. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6712 Any hay allergies sir?" 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6713 I knew about the possible side effects, but is it normal to gain this much weight? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6714 I know, expensive. But first Medicare for All. Maybe after then. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6715 You won't need the water, Sir. Horse pills must be pushed up the rectum. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6716 If the condition lasts for more than four hours, see your--uh--vet. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6717 Well normally I would recommend this if your throat was a little horse, so I am not sure how it will work with your symptoms. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6718 I’m quite hoarse today. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6719 I’ve heard complaints about these horse pills, but for some reason, I don’t seem to have any problem. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6720 You still sound a little horse, so I recommend doubling the disafey. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6721 To be honest, I disagree with the dosage, but your vet and I agreed to work together to find a solution for your issue and I will defer to him on this one. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6722 You’re in luck. This is our last bottle of No-Mo-Gallop. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6723 If your symptoms last another 4 hours I suggest seeing a veterinarian 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6724 Trust me, you should just provide your member ID. I don’t think you’d like the other way we can collect your insurance. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6725 You're tired of losing close races? I can give you steroids and a surgeon can make your nose longer. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6726 It´s the Coronavirus, not the Centaurusvirus, stupid! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6727 I'm afraid the animals should stay out 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6728 I told you there'd be side effects. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6729 With a precondition like that just be thankful you’re insured. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6730 You say you’re feeling hoarse and they prescribe you Ativan? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6731 For relief, apply daily to your canter sores. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6732 I’m sorry. Your insurance does not cover a hoarse throat. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6733 Frankly sir, calculating dosage for your de-wormer is proving a bit tricky. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6734 I need something for my throat.. feeling a little horse.” Wendy Lambeth, Camano Iskand Wa 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6735 Your Lipitor is ready, but I have to order the Lasix 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6736 Two weekss of treatment and you'll be back on your feet. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6737 Take two tablets a day. If you are still kind of hoarse after 2 weeks we can refill. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6738 So the scrip is for ketamine...for your backside? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6739 Well, we don't actually do the suppositories here...but... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6740 But have you tried just sanitizing your hands? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6741 Sorry, I can't renew your library card - an illustrated Greek mythology book doesn't count as a form of identification. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6742 No Sir., I don't think we can attribute this to the Coronavirus too. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6743 So you’re feeling a little horse , are you? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6744 Yes the bigger pill is fine. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6745 We sell quinine. Equine meds are a horse of a different color. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6746 You can’t seem to buck that virus. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6747 Matter of fact I don't know who mixes these up. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6748 The face we show to strangers vs. our true selves when we leave 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6749 wow man that's a huge dick 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6750 Do you have a prescription for that?" "Neigh. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6751 To ease your concerns, I've only selected brands with a long history of animal testing. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6752 Sorry buddy, but there's already a horse loose in the hospital. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6753 I see you brought your better half with you today. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6754 This is awkward, but are these horse pills too big to swallow? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6755 Take one every minute for the rest of your life, but it still won't make you into a humanitarian. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6756 Can you recommend something? I’m feeling a little horse. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6757 Sir just because you have horse legs it doesn't mean you can swallow horse pills. 1.1026 0.03275 39 36 3 0
6758 Your prescribing doctor has no more sense. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6759 Okay, there was a minor side effect. How about a gratis hoof trim? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6760 Some side effects are more extreme than others. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6761 I have to say that the horse lineament might be working too well. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6762 Possible side effects include weight gain and the appearance of human legs. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6763 For God's sake, Jerry, these aren't suppositories." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6764 I know they are horse pills, but it's the only size COq10 pills we have. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6765 you need to add this oats supplement to your diet 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6766 Forget the neighsayers Ned. This medication will definitely help with the 'half the man I used to be' feelings. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6767 These should make you feel less like half the man you used to be. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6768 im horny 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6769 These are pretty big horse pills, but I think you can handle them. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6770 I can fill two of these, but you'll have to go to an Indian market for the asafetida. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6771 For the trots? I usually recommend . . . wait, what? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6772 No, there are no side-effects listed. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6773 Neigh. We don’t carry hay. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6774 Be sure to eat half of a bale of hay after swallowing these pills. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6775 Yes,that's my doctor.I know he is a Vet. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6776 Take a half of this pill for your headache, and a half of this one for your hemorrhoids. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6777 Your prescription isn't quite ready yet. If you'll just take a seat over there... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6778 They didn't mention this among the side-effects. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6779 I thought you wanted something for a horse cough. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6780 I'm sorry. We only carry non-fiction. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6781 Sir, I hate to tell you, but unless you're a lot more flexible than you look, you won't be able to take these without a friend and some shoulder length gloves. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6782 What'll you have?" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6783 Don’t mix this with any horse tranquilizers. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6784 I’m not sure these pills will help. They’re for treatment of hoarseness. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6785 Whatd'ya have? I'm hoarse. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6786 I believe it's called galloping consumption. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6787 Yes. We were just notified of that side effect. Better late than never, I'd say 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6788 What do you have for hemorrhoids? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6789 I’m sorry, we only offer the medication in liquid form, we don’t have “horse pills.” 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6790 Yours is the first reported side effect! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6791 Turns out that is one of the extremely rare side effects. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6792 So...does "neigh" mean you don't have any questions about this medication? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6793 There are some possible side effects, I took it myself I was 5'4" now I'm 9'7" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6794 Could you describe your side effect? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6795 This will make you healthy as a horse. Are you sure your doctor prescribed the correct medicine? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6796 Sir, getting a sex change operation will not get you on Mermaid Insurance Plan. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6797 Did you say you were feeling a little hoarse? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6798 My throat is a little horse! Will this help? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6799 it'll be at a neighboring library 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6800 We have horse pills but you can only take half a dose. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6801 We don’t accept that insurance, you’re going to need to pony up some money 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6802 Take two of these daily and you'll see a big difference in the way you look and feel. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6803 Fig.1: Ketamine is a Schedule III Drug under the Controlled Substances Act and cannot be purchased without a valid Centaur ID. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6804 Did you read the instructions on the label? It clearly says, To be taken orally. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6805 My hemorrhoids could choke a horse. Ya, got anything for that? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6806 These pills may cause mild episodes of the trots. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6807 These horse pills are really working 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6808 I may have misunderstood you when you said, "One of the side effects was that it could make you a little hoarse." 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6809 Sir, we need to up your dosage or take you off the medication entirely. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6810 Take one a day, preferably with hay. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6811 Are you feeling okay? You're sounding a little hoarse. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6812 This should get you back into racing condition in no time. Stud service is another matter entirely. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6813 But I did read warn you about the side effects: Rapid heartbeat, Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, Loss of appetite, Impaired vision, Memory loss, Depression and/or suicidal thoughts, Insomnia, and Delayed Centaur Hybridization. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6814 ‘ ‘ “You won’t be wanting a safety cap, I presume?” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6815 We're all out of horse linament 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6816 Unfortunately sir these are rectal suppositories, so I hope you have a really good friend that can give you a hand. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6817 TRY THIS. IT IS VERY GOOD FOR ALL SORTS OF LEG TROUBLE. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6818 I'm sorry but that clearly is listed right here as one of the possible side effects. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6819 I'm afraid we aren't licensed to dispense prescriptions to centaurs. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6820 These should only be halfway difficult to swallow. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6821 I know, none of us are the centaurs we used to be. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6822 You’ll have to trot back when the equine dose comes in 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6823 Unfortunately we only have self-administered instructions for these suppositories 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6824 This veterinary brand is cheaper if you can swallow these horse pills?" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6825 Most people have difficulty swallowing horse pills; ten percent experience side effects like yours. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6826 Did you say you have a bad cough and you're a little hoarse? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6827 Take it with two cubes of sugar twice a day and yes, this should”knock the Hitch out of your Giddy-up!” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6828 Doctor, If i had known that the side effects of increased running speed, a larger penis and reduced hair loss was this, I wouldn’t have taken it! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6829 But won't steroids affect my springtime race eligibility" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6830 We’ll have to give you the tranquilizer as a suppository. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6831 Sorry but hoarseness is listed as a side effect. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6832 Do you have my prescription fOr Hoof and Mouth disease? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6833 I need something for my cough that has fewer side-effects 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6834 Oh yeah, it's written right there under side effects? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6835 So just the half dose of ketamine, then? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6836 No, we don’t offer transformative potions at this pharmacy. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6837 So, these are not for the office, only birthday parties. OK? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6838 Until these allergy meds start to work, I'm taking a break from the whole carriage in Central Park gig. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6839 Hoof and Mouth disease, leg cramps, and you're a little horse- yep you got the Triple Crown. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6840 A rare side effect of this drug could cause you to become a horse's ass, which is embarrassing but not fatal... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6841 That's not a side effect. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6842 Yes, this was phoned in by your vet. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6843 Chiron, I'm trying not be a horse-ass here. Your doctor didn't prescribe you the antibiotics. Only these daily horse pills. Don't forget to cut them in half. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6844 I AM on your side, Mr. Zerrn! I completely empathize, but generics simply aren't available under your plan. You're lucky centaurism isn't still considered a pre-existing condition. Maybe your situation will improve under single-payer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6845 I can assure you, Mr. Edward. This medication is not contraindicated for equine encephalitis. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6846 Make sure to take this once a day with hay. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6847 My condition is Chironic. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6848 I would recommend only taking half of the horse tranquilizer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6849 Sorry, we don't carry that, but Centrum is pretty much the same thing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6850 Be patient. I'm sure this is the prescribed medication for your transition. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6851 Take two pills if you feel a little horse. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6852 What do you have for hoof-foot-and-mouth disease? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6853 Sometimes I spend half an hour with my arm in the blood pressure monitor because it’s the closest I can get to a hug. Anyway, here’s your medicine, it should help you get over being “a little hoarse.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6854 You seem to have caught a colt from the CoronaVirus. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6855 The bottle says they're suppositories but what if I got the trots? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6856 We'll need a urine sample. Here's a cup." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6857 Guessing it probably wouldn’t be a good idea on his very first day to insult a customer, Clive, the pharmacy tech, resisted saying, ‘Man, get a load of that ass on him!’ To his coworker in the back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6858 As we discussed, this quinine Rx for leg cramps may have strong side effects" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6859 Honestly yeah I think it’s weird that we live in clearly integrated human-centaur society yet there’s no social pressure for you to wear pants, but that’ll still be $32.67 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6860 That FDA says it’s fine but the USDA has no comment. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6861 So how many legs do you have? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6862 Sorry, being half a man is considered a pre-existing condition. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6863 So you’re saying this will completely get rid of my headaches? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6864 I keep telling you we'll have your prescription ready as soon as humanly possible, sir. Gee, what a horse's behind! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6865 How you got that disease is your business. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6866 I'm sorry, but so far there's no know cure for being a horse's ass. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6867 Those little blue pills you gave me seemed to have some side-effects. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6868 Your insurance company doesn't cover refills. Have you tried Cosco? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6869 Yes, Actually that's one of the rare side effects.. The Horse's Ass Syndrome... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6870 sorry, i have only one prescription under that name 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6871 A trough is fine just take one at bed time for your Ponyplasia 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6872 Lozenges please. I am a little bit horse today. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6873 From your MD or the vet? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6874 Take two tablets with a bail of hay. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6875 You should have called the Pharmacist for any questions! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6876 Do you like your doc? I need to find someone closer to my house for my cat. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6877 One each please,I've hoof and mouth disease. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6878 Looks like you've been feeling a bit horse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6879 Well sir, hoarseness is a known side effect of the medication." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6880 Sore throat, you say? Didn't you know acute laryngitis can make you a little horse. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6881 No, you can’t return the unused portion for a partial refund. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6882 I'm sorry, but I can't read your veterinarian's handwriting. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6883 No, sorry, dressage is not a portmanteau of "fancy dress" and "bandage". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6884 The phenybutazone is ready for the two of you. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6885 Any cough drops? I have a hoarse voice. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6886 Can I get some lozenges for my throat? I'm a little horse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6887 I'm not entirely sure. I've only ever dispensed suppositories to humans. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6888 Unfortunately, these are the largest suppositories we have. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6889 I’m sorry we don’t have any Ambien left... but we do have horse tranquilizers! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6890 Why, yes. This medicine is prescribed for the trots! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6891 No, I’ve been taking the drug for a year and haven’t noticed any side effects. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6892 You told me that alopecia was NOT on the list of side-effects 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6893 Yes sir, you do sound a bit hoarse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6894 Some pentoxyfylline, phenylbutazone, and a bucket of oats please. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6895 This medication’s side effects include hoarseness. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6896 And you say your doctor always prescribes cobalt...? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6897 the label does say you may suffer some side effects 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6898 Well, it's officially been more than five hours... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6899 I know you can't reach there, but I'm not allowed to administer the prescription no matter where you're supposed to put it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6900 I'm hoping you can help me. I'm feeling a little horse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6901 Sir,you MUST quiet those hooves down. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6902 You have a scratchy throat and feel a little hoarse, do you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6903 But your wife says you feel better with these pills. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6904 I can’t swallow horse pills. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6905 No sir. I don't see any warnings against its use by people with adventuresome and optimistic natures who may aspire to reach for the stars. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6906 Remember, no cattle driving on this stuff. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6907 Mr. Wilson we truly appreciate your business. You pay out of pocket with no insurance and more than that you didn't buy from some Canadian or off-shore pharmacy ..... You are all American!! So nice. Get well soon. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6908 Horse pills is more of a generic term. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6909 Can you reverse a penis enlargement? Mine went a bit too far. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6910 I don't mean to insult you, but you really should be talking to a veterinarian 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6911 No sir, these are regular sized pills. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6912 Didn't we tell you: one side effect of the medication is horse's ass syndrome. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6913 Dick pills...really? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6914 Well, it does clearly state “may cause horseness.” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6915 No, you need a farm assist. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6916 My feet are killing me . Help! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6917 Just take two in your trough before stable time. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6918 Your hair loss is caused by a lack of nutrients, Jarold. Just accept that there were no more human donors and eat your grass. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6919 You should consult a half-vet half-doctor. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6920 It'll help with the cough but it won't make you any less horse. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6921 We’ve been getting a lot of victims of that mad scientist enamored of a certain famous scene in ‘The Godfather.’ Take two of these. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6922 Im sorry sir you sent your drugs to the other store 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6923 I'm sorry. We have nothing titled "The Canterbury Tails." Are you sure you've spelled it correctly? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6924 I'm a man and a horse, a quantity of 10, please? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6925 Where is the genetics section? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6926 Na-a-a-ay! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6927 How do you feel about swallowing pills big enough to choke a horse? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6928 And you’re sure you didn’t exceed the recommended dose of back medicine? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6929 I know what you mean, Gladys, my coworkers have been riding my back all week. Anyway, thanks for the tranquilizers. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6930 Just take 1/2 tablet a day. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6931 You have a horse disease. I'm afraid we'll have to put you down. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6932 Your podiatrist should have ordered a double dose, but, it’s no biggie” 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6933 You should start feeling better right away, but you're still going to be hoarse for a while. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6934 These work quite effectively for the trots. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6935 Well, at least we didn't give you the real horse pills. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6936 Two packages of condoms, please. One large. One small. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6937 Take two with a bag of oats and a bucket of water. And no sugar cubes - they draw flies. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6938 You can try anything you like, off label of course 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6939 Is it ok to take with my hay fever meds? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6940 This type of administration will necessitate some kind of help. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6941 Sir, and exactly why are you purchasing this "Horse Butt Ointment"? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6942 I know all medication has side effects with this one wasn’t even listed 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6943 Constipation? I recommend a bucket of oats. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6944 We’re sorry sir, we don’t have a vaccine for that. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6945 No we do not offer stud discounts Katie Cunio Andover, MA 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6946 Yeah, well it says right here, "Actual results may vary." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6947 Take one tablet twice daily with plenty of oats 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6948 No, this is a THIRD opinion. My doctor and my vet are in disagreement about what should be prescribed. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6949 The bottle says 'Natural Male Enhancement'. What did you expect? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6950 Ketamine may help with your depression, but you'll still be a horse's ass 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6951 I recommend you prevent yourself from viewing any more democratic candidates' ads, before this virus takes full effect. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6952 You must get this all the time, but you're a real horse's ass! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6953 Seriously, stop being yourself and wait for your number! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6954 Oh,yes,your doctor galloped your prescription in a few minutes ago. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6955 Which horn are we talking about? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6956 Proto-existing belief-systems may not be fully addressed by this perfectly legal farce. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6957 Actually, I am going to need an applicator for this cream. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6958 You gotta help me out doc, I'm feeling a bit hoarse!" "That's the least of your worries, you have centaur AIDS 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
6959 A salt-water gargle can help with your hoarseness. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6960 Take this an hour before grazing. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6961 Well, I did say it could leave you feeling a little hoarse. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6962 Have your jockey give you 2 pills a day. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6963 My apologies. That was insensitive of me to describe the capsule's size as horse pills. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6964 Well, it does say here that if taken with alcohol, you "could" turn into a horse's ass! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6965 You may find it difficult to use these suppositories. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6966 It says "the virility of a horse" in the box. "No side effects known" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6967 Sorry sir, we don't insert these suppositories for you. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
6968 I've had a horse cough all weak. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6969 Go ahead and double the dose on the Viagra." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6970 There's a diagram to help you insert the suppository, but... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6971 Take one pill every morning with a mouthful of hay. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6972 ...and here's your refill for treating that hay fever. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6973 Just got these new speed enhancers in this morning Mr. Whinny. They should help you get to the office on time when you're running a little late. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6974 I'm sorry sir, they clearly spelled out all of the potential side effects during the last 30 seconds of the commercial. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6975 I was told that drugs for animals cost way less than for humans. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6976 You still need a prescription to get nasal ketamine. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6977 "Use care when operating a horse drawn carriage! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6978 Our Washington supplier luckily had this hoof-and-mouth disease pill in stock. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6979 Sir, the side effects are clearly listed on the bottle. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6980 Horse pill sized or human? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6981 I'm afraid we don't have a treatment for "horse's ass" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6982 I'll have to check with your vet! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6983 It is a recognized side effect, sir. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6984 Hi, do you have something for my sorethroat? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6985 We checked, your vet medication and your doctor's prescription are compatible. You will be trotting without pain in 2 weeks. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6986 As long as you and your significant other can live with the side effects, then this male enhancement product is successful. As to the cost, it's great to be male. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6987 No, I said, 'hand, HOOF and mouth.' 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6988 Seabiscuit has been checked out. Shall I add you to the list? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6989 Did Dionysus send you here for some sugar? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6990 Looks like someone' s got a little colic again. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6991 No, Centre is just a brand-name, and it's not for the kind of piles that you leave.No, Centre is just a brand-name, and it's not for the kind of piles that you leave. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6992 Cashier: How are you Man: Well, the tail is a good one 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6993 I warned you about the side effects... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6994 Do I submit these through medicaid or equine insurance? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6995 So you're okay receiving the sugar placebos? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6996 I'm so sorry, all we have are horse pills. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6997 What's your date of birth, Mr. Horse's Ass? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6998 I sorry but I don’t have anything to recommend for a case of “the trots”. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6999 Hello kind ma'am. I am former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and I need your help. You see, last night, a witch tricked me and turned me into an embarrassingly short, balding centaur. Please take me to a priest so that he may rid me of this curse. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7000 No, I’m not going to help insert your suppositories. I don’t want to get kicked again. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7001 So it looks like you're going to need to take half of each of these pills. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7002 Horse hockey. If Silvia says something’s not working, something is not working! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7003 I warned you that the hair growth pills would have side effects. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7004 If you get your heart meds from your vet, they will be a quarter of the price. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7005 Take two of these until you stop feeling a little horse. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7006 Would you ask a two-legged person to go over the counter? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7007 Sorry sir, we don’t carry these kinds of suppositories. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7008 Ahh, but it won’t let you grow a pair. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7009 Fo you have anything for balding horses. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7010 I’m afraid your insurance does not cover the non-suppository version. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7011 You'll get a huge kick out of this prescription! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7012 Take two tablespoons daily if your hoarseness continues. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7013 Yes, it's a horse dose. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7014 Your saying this isn't a farm-acy 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7015 Take 2 after dinner or just stick them inside and apple. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7016 Most people just get flue like symptoms, but it looks like you might have the Centaur strain. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7017 Sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover “cursed by a witch.” 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7018 Wait now, so you're saying you're hoarse or what? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7019 I’m not sure your Medicare Plan D covers this prescription 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7020 You want something for diarrhea? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7021 I am sorry, sir, but we just don't have anything for that. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7022 This different colour will look terrific with your jacket 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7023 I tried the liver and whey shake, and look what happened? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7024 Do you offer sopostitory assistance? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7025 Yes, I did say Hoarse pills. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7026 Welcome! Saddle up to the bar... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7027 Do you have it in liquid form? I can't swallow horse pills... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7028 The ad was for the Walmart Super Center, not centaur. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7029 What do you mean I have to pay up front? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7030 I'm picking up my prescription refill. My doctor says that at my age, it's natural to lose some of my giddy-up. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7031 I know I'm an ass for holding this "14-days only" for 3 weeks! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7032 I'm afraid this won't do much for your 'trots' " JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7033 So the vet was too expensive? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7034 These are horse pills, so you’ll want to cut them in half. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7035 Sir, you still need a prescription for the horse tranquilizers. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7036 I don't care whose knees you say they are; you still need veterinary coverage for this. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7037 Please stop horsing around! I need your birthday and some form of identification! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7038 I just want to warn you, these pills are quite large. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7039 You need to reduce your horseradish intake immediately. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7040 Sorry sir, but your doctor only sent a half-month supply of the horse pills. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7041 Here is your "pills that make the back half of your body not a horse anymore" prescription 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7042 May I suggest pill form in lieu of suppositories? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7043 So is this prescription for you or your partner? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7044 You should take one pill per heart 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7045 I really don't appreciate that your store makes me use the center register! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7046 The side effects may include the urge to whinny or nicker. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7047 Let me get this straight,did you just say hoarse? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7048 It was civil rights not a head grafting. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7049 Sorry, sir, I can't fill the prescription. It's written by a veterinary doctor. Is it for your pony? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7050 Take one now, and one after each furlong until done. If you don't feel better after the next race, give your vet a neigh. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7051 Yea, healthcare is a real hot button issue for me. The way they've got it set up meant I needed two insurance plans 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7052 Funny, I just got off the phone with our supplier and jokingly said the new supplements are so big they look like horse pills. She just whinnied. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7053 This is good for a little hoarseness. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7054 The doctor said equine side, not bottom, effects. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7055 No, sorry we don't carry the horse pills you are looking for. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7056 I don't want to offend you, but, yes, it is a horse pill. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7057 Mr. Centaur, do you want a prescription for horse's ass syndrome and/or male pattern baldness? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7058 Your veterinarian insurance cannot be used for co-pay coverage. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7059 I think we should all just cool it with the “exotic” meat for a while... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7060 If you are a little horse, try gargling. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7061 Here you are sir, a course of antibiotics for the sore throat and a bag of lozenges for any persistent horseness. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7062 And you're sure it's your throat that's hoarse? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7063 I've been feeling a little hoarse. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7064 Let me guess, you're feeling a little hoarse. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7065 Thank god– horse tranquilizers are getting harder to come by. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7066 Take half of the horse tranquilizer and that should stop the neighing. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7067 Your astrologer ordered this for you because she believes the benefits are greater than the risk of side effects. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7068 I'm sorry that your insurance does not cover these meds but any horse with your problem you would have been shot by now. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7069 So, you have a hoarse throat too? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7070 I need a boost before my first cup of the day. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7071 I’ll give you something for your throat since you’re feeling a little hoarse. Aimee Martins - New Hyde Park, NY 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7072 I'd like the non-suppository form, please. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7073 I'm sorry sir. These are for hoarseness of the throat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7074 Yes, I see here that you have difficulty swallowing , but your insurance plan will only cover horse pills 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7075 Sorry, it is only available as an anal suppository. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7076 Sorry, I am far too busy to horse around with you. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7077 Centaurism was mentioned as a possible side effect, but most patients are still happy with the hair regrowth treatment. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7078 Sir, do you have any preexisting conditions? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7079 With all due respect sir, hoarseness and horse-ness are different things. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7080 Per your request, half of the pill is easy to swallow and half is not.” 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7081 I can't make these pills any smaller, Frank. They only come in horse size. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7082 Yes, the Prozac should stop the horsing around. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7083 Do you think you will have it this week? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7084 Here you go Ed, Wilber's anxiety meds. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7085 Hoof and Mouth...one every four hours until...well, until they're gone. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7086 Actually, the listed side effect is "hoarseness." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7087 These will help you come in first next time. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7088 Equus asinus is very prevalent this year," Sir 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7089 Half of me says “I have hay fever.” The other half says, “Bring me more Hay.” 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7090 Does this medicine come in liquid? I can’t swallow these horse pills. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7091 Do you think I have a cute ass 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7092 Will that be cash or hay? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7093 It's for hoarse throat but what the hell, try it on your back end. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7094 Any questions for the pharmacist, er, veterinarian? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7095 No, 1 hoof, 4 times a day 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7096 Neigh, Neigh on the opioids! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7097 Didn't anyone warn you of the potential side effects? Bob Greene Bob@contourventures.com 917.696.6823 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7098 It started out as a "hoarse" throat 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7099 How long will these side-effects last? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7100 Are oat bran tablets also good for baldness ? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7101 You are right to be upset with your health insurance company, but most people jut hem and haw. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7102 I think we should double the dose. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7103 Can you help me? My wife keeps telling me I'm horsing around. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7104 Are you centaurious?" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7105 This medication is strong enough to knock out a horse! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7106 I can't swallow those horse pills! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7107 Not all jockeys can tolerate the side effects, sir. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7108 Here's your triple stretch Propecia. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7109 I'm really not sure this will help your condition, sir--they're for HOARSE-ness. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7110 How long have you been feeling slightly hoarse? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7111 What do you suggest for a horse voice? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
7112 Sorry, the compound pharmacy is in the next town over. And we are out of masks. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7113 Well, have you beens rolling, pawing at the ground or had difficulty in swallowing and drooling of saliva? Could be grass sickness. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7114 Which side effects, in particular, are you referring to? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7115 Your lower body will just be tranquillized. For the rest of you it will be what the kids call “Special...” 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7116 this will help with excessive gas,but your hay intake will reduce it's effectiveness 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7117 But I did tell you one of the side effects is a hoarse throat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7118 This helps split nail and hoof 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7119 I believe the monogram was somewhat misleading 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7120 What would you.......and I'm outta here! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7121 This cures hoof and mouth disease? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7122 Well, did you take them after meals, as indicated? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7123 My apologies sir, but I did tell you they were horse pills. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7124 Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re going to need an extra set of hands for administration of this particular medication. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7125 Honey, you know this is for race horses, right? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
7126 How am I supposed to swallow these damn horse pills?! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7127 I' m so sorry, but when you called in and asked for a half-assed medication I thought you were being an ass. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7128 The patient labeling comes in two versions. Do you have a preference? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7129 Well, it works for ingrown toenails, so it should work for hoof disease. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7130 I'm sorry, but you'll have to get the suppositories from your veterinarian. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7131 Does Medicare for All cover centaurs as well? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7132 You're feeling a little man, you say? You want the vet down the street. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7133 Yes sir, it says right here under indications, May alleviate horses-ass syndrome . . . why do you ask? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7134 Why yes, side effects do include charlie horses. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7135 Ask me again. Does the virus spread from what animal to what animal? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7136 No, the side effects didn’t include abnormal growth. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7137 This should take care of your runner's trots. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7138 Now these are quite large but it doesn't take a horse to swallow them. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7139 I've got two prescriptions for you today,one from your vet and one from your doctor. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7140 You say you've been feeling a little hoarse? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7141 You misunderstood me on my last prescription.I needed something to cure my horse throat not be made a horse 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7142 Do you want these in an apple core or a sugar cube? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7143 Yes...something for my throat. I'm a little hoarse... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7144 Do you have something goob for a colt? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7145 To stabilize Hoof and Mouth disease,one a day for you,and the balm is for your feet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7146 Side effects include mild fever, dizziness, seedy toe, and hoof bruise. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7147 I said "hoarse!" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7148 I've got something for tbe head cold, but the diarrhea is not my department. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7149 I told you there could be unexpected side effects from this high fiber supplement. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7150 I'm feeling hoarse. What can you prescribe? Janet Link 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7151 Viagra or birth control pills? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7152 This one is for your head and this one is for your other half 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7153 I'd like a 10 dozen bags of oatmeal bath, please. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7154 Well, I did warn you that these are horse pills. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7155 I will gladly fill your prescription but the protocol requires me to shove it up your ass. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7156 Here is your horse pill size Viagra. Please be sure to call if your erection lasts longer than four hours. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7157 Your prescription for hoof and mouth disease is ready, Mister Klopp. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7158 I only have the two-hoof dosage, so just take double. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7159 I'm sorry sir, but loco weed is prescription only 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7160 Since it's your lower half, you should still cut these in half. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7161 This should help with your hoarse voice 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7162 Yes, this product has shown some success against hair loss. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7163 No, nothing weird about balding —I’m just saying the second dose might have even weirder side effects. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7164 Do you have something that will give food a hay like flavor? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7165 I have a big race tomorrow and need some Lasix 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7166 No, I'm afraid we can't give you any "deals" on tranquilizers... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7167 Just the 36,000mg of Vitamin E, please 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7168 Since the problem is the heaves, it is ok the prescription is from your vet. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7169 Each time you take this medication, be sure to wash it down with a big glass of water -- it's a real horse pill. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7170 Do you have something for someone is a little horse? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7171 You want lozenges with this? You sound a little hoarse. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7172 Here, these ought to make you more stable. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7173 Man: I have insomnia. Any chance you could give me some ketamine? Vendor: Neigh 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7174 No, I don't have any trouble swallowing the horse pills. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7175 We need a prescription from your veterinarian too..... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7176 I'm sorry sir, but it's going to wear off in a week to ten days. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7177 Would youike that in horse pill size? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7178 One in the morning and one in the evening, in a bucket of water. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7179 Take 2 of these with hay and water. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7180 No doubt, you’ve had practice swallowing horse pills. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7181 Your doctor monitors your prescriptions. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7182 Be careful with these pills. They could choke a - well, you know . . . 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7183 Now, these pills are quite large so be sure to drink plenty of liquid 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7184 Please don’t tell me they’re horse pills! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7185 Our Bad. By mistake we gave you 'Centaur' instead of 'Cialis'. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7186 Equestrian dysfunction? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7187 Would you like a substitute? It’s made from horse’s hooves. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7188 Sir, the warning label states “Do not take with alcohol; doing so will intensify this product.’ However in your case, neigh not? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7189 John, we have another ass requesting masks. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7190 Claritin won't help with that kind of hay fever. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7191 Nay, your insurance doesn't cover equine quinine 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7192 I’m sorry sir, that’s not what “horse pill” means. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7193 If this side effect doesn’t clear up in a couple days, you may want to contact your doctor. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7194 I'm sorry to hear about your insomnia, sir, but we don't offer prescription ketamine here anymore. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7195 The Prescriptions of Chiron. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7196 Well, I told you this drug could make you a little hoarse. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7197 You can take half the dosage that your doctor prescribed since you are a sphinx. Sebouh Kandilian Lexington ma 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7198 Take 100 pills three times a day,and don't play horsy with your grandchildren. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
7199 Please get off your high horse sir, everyone has to pay library fines. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7200 Remember, this is only to be used if you are very hoarse. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7201 When we told you the medication was as big as a horse pill, what did you expect to happen? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7202 Your in luck, the pills are the size of horse pills 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7203 You're not here for hoof an mouth medication, my mistake. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7204 I sell these spell components as cheaply as I can. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7205 Two mythical creatures meet for the first time, the centaur leaves, discouraged after seeing the mystically and height of this majestic pharmacist. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7206 No, sir. Centaurism is not a known side-effect. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7207 Looks like you can afford the arm and the leg this is going to cost you.” 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7208 The copay on your hoof-and-mouth prescription is not covered by your primary health care provider 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7209 No side effects, but there is one possible rear effect. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7210 This pill is supposed to reshape the quintessential horse’s ass! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7211 If things don't improve by morning, call your veterinarian. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7212 We've got a dose here that could knock out a horse. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7213 You may notice this name-brand medicine has less side effects than the generic version. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7214 This is the strongest we’ve got for your race-course syndrome but I wouldn’t be betting much on it. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7215 How do you expect me to swallow these? They're horse pills! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7216 My wife told me I was a horse's ass, do you have something that could help that? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7217 Would you prefer to hear the instructions for this prescription in English, or should I flick my ears and neigh? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7218 I'm sorry sir, I'm not sure we carry anti-horse medicine at this establishment." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7219 Yes that's what an equine side effect is. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7220 Sorry, sir, we no longer carry hoof and mouth disease medicine. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7221 Unfortunately, all medications can have side-affects. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7222 Your internist and your veterinarian can't seem to make heads or tails how to handle your co-pay. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7223 This must be taken with water three days before the Derby. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7224 I did warn you about the side effects... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7225 Now be mindful of proper dosing - there's enough here to choke a horse. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7226 Yes, we have Beta-Carotene here, but I think you want produce.” 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7227 This is the first time I've filled a prescription for horse tranquilizer. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7228 My wife calls me a horses ass is there a cure? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7229 Hi... I won’t be taking my, um, supplement anymore— she’s dating a stud now. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7230 Possible side effects: slight horseness..... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7231 This will help your voice, but the rest is up to you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7232 I’m sorry sir but we missed that side effect” 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7233 Warning: user may become addicted to eating grass. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7234 It said to consult my doctor if the tail lasted more than four hours. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7235 This will help with the oats allergy, but the horse's ass thing will take surgery. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7236 You bought these "Super Stud" pills from a porn site, didn't you? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7237 This medication may cause a skin condition combined with your equine cushing pills. Drink plenty of water. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7238 You must have something! Anything? My wife says I am no good in bed." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7239 Those horse pills turned me into a man but I'd rather be a mare. I'd prefer to be Mare Koch. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7240 Unfortunately, you have a new untreatable virus.Give us a call next week. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7241 I understand that you are out of your athlete’s food medication, sir, but your refill isn’t until next month. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7242 I have a nagging feeling this isn't covered by your insurance. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7243 Sir, turning into a horse is listed clearly as a side affect to this medication. I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7244 My insurance hasn’t changed why does this cost more than last year? ... Sir, you have a deductible ... What’s a deductible? ... *sigh* 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7245 Well, it is listed as one of the side effects. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7246 I’m sorry, sir. When your doctor called in the prescription, I thought she said it was to treat a minor sore. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7247 Sorry. It is listed as a possible side effect. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7248 Be sure to take this medicine with a lot of hay. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7249 Side effects include pawing the ground, a dry neigh, and eating grass. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7250 I suggest a half dose of ketamine once a day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7251 This erectile dysfunction drug draws desire to mount 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7252 Neigh..you never mentioned this as a side effect..I'm down on my fours, can I have the pill to get this reversed? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7253 Although a bit large, I wouldn't call them "Horse Pills". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7254 No refunds. I did say that it'd cure your insomnia, and you'd gallop out of bed in the morning! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7255 Calculating Co-Pays is always a problem. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7256 Okay. Here’s the last of the horse pills now giddy up right outta here! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7257 "This is the most popular remedy for athlete's hoof." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7258 We had a little trouble with your doctor's handwriting, but this one should make you less hoarse. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7259 The Veterinarian clinic is 2 blocks down the street 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7260 I understand the stamina issues, but just explain to me again what a furlong is. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7261 My brother in law is a horses ass as well. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
7262 I just want one of those big horse pills 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0