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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-03-08T22:22:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-03-22T22:24:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-03-16T22:24:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 23, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7263 |
Number of responses | 939103 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Looks like you're already familiar with the side effects. | 2.3874 | 0.00574 | 14726 | 1941 | 5211 | 7574 |
1 | You're going to need some help with these suppositories. | 2.2125 | 0.00737 | 11577 | 2790 | 3603 | 5184 |
2 | I take it you already know about the side effects. | 2.1976 | 0.00931 | 6125 | 1146 | 2625 | 2354 |
3 | They didn’t specify which one, but your insurance will only cover half. | 2.1475 | 0.00774 | 9323 | 2138 | 3745 | 3440 |
4 | Look, sir, I can tell you to take it with water, but I can't make you drink. | 2.1465 | 0.00725 | 11559 | 2882 | 4150 | 4527 |
5 | This will make you drowsy, so you’ll need someone to ride you home. | 2.1421 | 0.00758 | 9951 | 2323 | 3934 | 3694 |
6 | Yes, it says here possible side effects include shortness of breath, cough, and horseness. | 2.0987 | 0.00843 | 8346 | 2215 | 3152 | 2979 |
7 | I see your insurance policy comes with a rider. | 2.0965 | 0.00775 | 9977 | 2649 | 3771 | 3557 |
8 | Drink one of these after breakfast and another before you hit the hay. | 2.0591 | 0.00772 | 9517 | 2521 | 3959 | 3037 |
9 | Thanks for telling us, sir... ATTENTION, CLEAN UP IN AISLE SIX! | 2.0121 | 0.00886 | 8318 | 2747 | 2768 | 2803 |
10 | The Centaur for Disease Control sent me | 2.0113 | 0.01148 | 5060 | 1669 | 1669 | 1722 |
11 | It's for a quarter horse, so probably double the dosage. | 2.0087 | 0.01022 | 5745 | 1699 | 2297 | 1749 |
12 | Sir, Trojan Magnum is the largest size we carry. | 1.9949 | 0.00923 | 7650 | 2607 | 2527 | 2516 |
13 | When you called and said you were a little hoarse, I guess I didn’t understand | 1.9823 | 0.00877 | 7569 | 2350 | 3048 | 2171 |
14 | These new antibiotics are incredible. 20 years ago we would have just had to shoot you. | 1.9814 | 0.00982 | 6346 | 2053 | 2387 | 1906 |
15 | You know, this prescription would be half the price if you got it from your vet. | 1.9675 | 0.00891 | 7345 | 2319 | 2974 | 2052 |
16 | These may give you the trots. | 1.9666 | 0.01181 | 4582 | 1550 | 1638 | 1394 |
17 | Use caution when pulling a wagon, plow, or other machinery while you're on this medication. | 1.9639 | 0.00868 | 7397 | 2259 | 3181 | 1957 |
18 | You're as healthy as a...well, you know. | 1.9618 | 0.00918 | 6890 | 2198 | 2789 | 1903 |
19 | Any other symptoms? | 1.9445 | 0.01020 | 5855 | 1992 | 2220 | 1643 |
20 | Sorry Sir. We have nothing in stock for a horse's ass. Try the White House. | 1.9354 | 0.01331 | 4179 | 1691 | 1067 | 1421 |
21 | Sorry about that. There are two Mr. Eds in our system. | 1.9268 | 0.01012 | 6012 | 2132 | 2213 | 1667 |
22 | Did you notice any side effects apart from the hair loss? | 1.9108 | 0.01100 | 4977 | 1783 | 1880 | 1314 |
23 | If this works, you'll be in stable condition. | 1.8915 | 0.00997 | 5695 | 2021 | 2305 | 1369 |
24 | You thought you’d never see a black pharmacist, really? | 1.8853 | 0.01116 | 5562 | 2310 | 1598 | 1654 |
25 | What were your wife's other two wishes? | 1.8828 | 0.01037 | 5964 | 2337 | 2009 | 1618 |
26 | Your wife called and asked us not to refill your Viagra. | 1.8756 | 0.01192 | 4622 | 1852 | 1500 | 1270 |
27 | Mythological creature is considered a preexisting condition. | 1.8185 | 0.01721 | 2066 | 853 | 735 | 478 |
28 | Take two of these twice a day with 14 gallons of water. | 1.8103 | 0.01423 | 2878 | 1163 | 1098 | 617 |
29 | My apologies, sir. You're right, there is nothing funny about hay fever. | 1.7875 | 0.01984 | 1492 | 630 | 549 | 313 |
30 | You'll feel a difference right out of the gate | 1.7855 | 0.01290 | 3301 | 1337 | 1335 | 629 |
31 | You'll probably need help with the suppository. | 1.7805 | 0.01155 | 4406 | 1951 | 1510 | 945 |
32 | Oh sure, NOW you have questions for the pharmacist. | 1.7644 | 0.01878 | 1715 | 768 | 583 | 364 |
33 | You obviously know the side effects. | 1.7291 | 0.02149 | 1137 | 494 | 457 | 186 |
34 | Well, sir, it's Viagra and they did promise to make you a stud. | 1.7279 | 0.01200 | 4076 | 1924 | 1353 | 799 |
35 | You'll probably need help taking these suppositories. | 1.7263 | 0.02482 | 972 | 460 | 318 | 194 |
36 | But, I'm still bald. | 1.7202 | 0.01278 | 3527 | 1699 | 1143 | 685 |
37 | Technically it does say "side effects may vary" | 1.7137 | 0.01195 | 3699 | 1688 | 1400 | 611 |
38 | Well I’ll be darned...yep, look at that, “horse’s ass”, right there, listed as a possible side-effect. | 1.7053 | 0.01909 | 1598 | 770 | 529 | 299 |
39 | Yea or neigh? | 1.7040 | 0.01364 | 3051 | 1493 | 991 | 567 |
40 | You're sure hair loss is your biggest concern? | 1.7023 | 0.02010 | 1357 | 634 | 493 | 230 |
41 | You'll need help. It's a suppository. | 1.6922 | 0.01271 | 3636 | 1819 | 1128 | 689 |
42 | You’re in luck! What your prescription plan doesn’t cover, your pet insurance does. | 1.6893 | 0.02022 | 1323 | 627 | 480 | 216 |
43 | Contact your doctor immediately if this medicine gives you the trots. | 1.6872 | 0.01284 | 3389 | 1684 | 1105 | 600 |
44 | Don’t worry, sir. These are approved by the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.6783 | 0.01447 | 2776 | 1415 | 847 | 514 |
45 | You were myth-diagnosed. | 1.6705 | 0.01840 | 1742 | 895 | 526 | 321 |
46 | That’s why it is so important to complete the full course of treatment. | 1.6692 | 0.01461 | 2376 | 1158 | 863 | 355 |
47 | Take 2 to win, and 1 to show. | 1.6682 | 0.01709 | 1980 | 1024 | 599 | 357 |
48 | You're only partially covered. | 1.6662 | 0.01585 | 2187 | 1087 | 743 | 357 |
49 | "Obviously you're not in the placebo group. | 1.6647 | 0.01722 | 1885 | 963 | 597 | 325 |
50 | I’m sorry. Your vet is not in network. | 1.6631 | 0.01412 | 2437 | 1224 | 861 | 352 |
51 | Hmm, well, let me check to see if I have anything for the trots. | 1.6425 | 0.01750 | 1754 | 899 | 584 | 271 |
52 | You might have trouble with this last one, it’s a suppository | 1.6420 | 0.01851 | 1718 | 926 | 484 | 308 |
53 | Sorry sir - no pants, no service. | 1.6319 | 0.02148 | 1190 | 626 | 376 | 188 |
54 | It will help your cough, but not your horseness. | 1.6310 | 0.01869 | 1485 | 760 | 513 | 212 |
55 | All the neigh sayers find this one very effective... | 1.6301 | 0.02313 | 984 | 508 | 332 | 144 |
56 | I'm not half the man I used to be | 1.6215 | 0.02118 | 1189 | 627 | 385 | 177 |
57 | I assure you, ‘horse pill’ is just an expression. | 1.6213 | 0.02794 | 647 | 332 | 228 | 87 |
58 | Stan, you're a gelding. This Viagra's not going to help. | 1.6185 | 0.02158 | 1224 | 671 | 349 | 204 |
59 | Yes, I double-checked. Insurance only covers half. | 1.6131 | 0.02148 | 1132 | 601 | 369 | 162 |
60 | I DID say the side effects might include making you a little horse. | 1.6120 | 0.02238 | 1116 | 620 | 314 | 182 |
61 | Well, you try and read your doctor's handwriting. | 1.6115 | 0.02320 | 1045 | 578 | 296 | 171 |
62 | Your MD and your vet need to get on the same page. | 1.6093 | 0.02252 | 965 | 498 | 346 | 121 |
63 | Yes. Baldness is often a side effect. | 1.6083 | 0.02267 | 1062 | 582 | 316 | 164 |
64 | Well, this one is recommended by the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.6070 | 0.03910 | 374 | 209 | 103 | 62 |
65 | Oral would be easier than suppository. | 1.6067 | 0.02333 | 1040 | 584 | 285 | 171 |
66 | It's been tested on animals. | 1.6049 | 0.03100 | 529 | 280 | 178 | 71 |
67 | I need some painkillers, my boss has been riding me all week. | 1.6042 | 0.02285 | 1008 | 549 | 312 | 147 |
68 | This should put a little giddy up in your step. | 1.6038 | 0.02191 | 1002 | 518 | 363 | 121 |
69 | This time, make sure you take the full prescription. | 1.6030 | 0.02230 | 990 | 518 | 347 | 125 |
70 | When you said you were a little horse, I thought you meant... | 1.5985 | 0.02416 | 929 | 517 | 270 | 142 |
71 | This, Mr Wilson, is what happens when you purchase unapproved drugs from the back pages of a men’s magazine | 1.5983 | 0.02413 | 926 | 510 | 278 | 138 |
72 | Ok, let's not try the generic this time. | 1.5974 | 0.02398 | 924 | 508 | 281 | 135 |
73 | You didn’t hear this from me, but you could get this for half the price from your vet. | 1.5969 | 0.02325 | 918 | 490 | 311 | 117 |
74 | We generally use the phrase "horse pills" metaphorically | 1.5967 | 0.02341 | 915 | 488 | 308 | 119 |
75 | I would suggest, Mr. Harris, that this month you take the medication as prescribed. | 1.5965 | 0.02382 | 912 | 494 | 292 | 126 |
76 | We didn't get any alerts about side effects; what are you noticing? | 1.5963 | 0.02373 | 909 | 490 | 296 | 123 |
77 | When I read about the potential side effect of horseness, I assumed it was a typo. | 1.5956 | 0.02438 | 900 | 496 | 272 | 132 |
78 | Consider yourself lucky you didn't break a leg. | 1.5913 | 0.02475 | 849 | 465 | 266 | 118 |
79 | Anything for hay fever? | 1.5905 | 0.02490 | 845 | 465 | 261 | 119 |
80 | What side effects? | 1.5884 | 0.02558 | 826 | 466 | 236 | 124 |
81 | ...and this one is for the trots. | 1.5881 | 0.02628 | 823 | 473 | 216 | 134 |
82 | And what are your pronouns? | 1.5878 | 0.02663 | 803 | 465 | 206 | 132 |
83 | I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, there's no cure for being a horse's ass. | 1.5869 | 0.02619 | 811 | 466 | 216 | 129 |
84 | No, I said, "Once the coughing stops, you could still be a little hoarse." | 1.5862 | 0.02845 | 609 | 328 | 205 | 76 |
85 | If it lasts more than four hours, you’ll need to call you veterinarian. | 1.5845 | 0.02547 | 787 | 432 | 250 | 105 |
86 | I'll warn you, this may give you the trots. | 1.5844 | 0.02507 | 782 | 422 | 263 | 97 |
87 | Now, I must tell you - one of the side-effects is you might become a complete ass. | 1.5839 | 0.02562 | 781 | 430 | 246 | 105 |
88 | Sounds like you’re a little hoarse. | 1.5838 | 0.02622 | 776 | 447 | 211 | 118 |
89 | Have you recently traveled outside the country or back in time? | 1.5820 | 0.03228 | 512 | 288 | 150 | 74 |
90 | Your insurance doesn't cover mythological conditions. | 1.5811 | 0.02618 | 752 | 417 | 233 | 102 |
91 | Of course, of course. | 1.5803 | 0.02736 | 710 | 400 | 208 | 102 |
92 | Let me guess, you came from the Centaur of Disease Control. | 1.5801 | 0.02636 | 743 | 444 | 184 | 115 |
93 | An Ancestry DNA testing kit,please. | 1.5799 | 0.02738 | 745 | 430 | 198 | 117 |
94 | Every twelve hours, with a sugar cube. | 1.5783 | 0.02592 | 728 | 396 | 243 | 89 |
95 | You're right, it should have been quinine, not equine. | 1.5770 | 0.02655 | 721 | 406 | 219 | 96 |
96 | Yeah, I get it. I’m actually half Irish. | 1.5768 | 0.02695 | 716 | 406 | 209 | 101 |
97 | This should help your cough, but you may have some persistent hoarseness... | 1.5747 | 0.02767 | 703 | 402 | 198 | 103 |
98 | This should clear up your cough, but it probably won't help with your horseness. | 1.5743 | 0.02694 | 700 | 393 | 214 | 93 |
99 | Yes, it's been like this longer than 4 hours. | 1.5743 | 0.02679 | 700 | 388 | 222 | 90 |
100 | No Sir. I do not mock you. The prescription is indeed for ‘Galloping Pneumonia’. | 1.5731 | 0.02797 | 691 | 397 | 192 | 102 |
101 | You can't expect them to list every possible side-effect. | 1.5697 | 0.02811 | 660 | 377 | 191 | 92 |
102 | It depends. Is this a horse-to-man or man-to-horse transition? | 1.5693 | 0.02772 | 657 | 368 | 204 | 85 |
103 | Sir, I swear I would remember if I’ve seen you here before. | 1.5683 | 0.02806 | 644 | 364 | 195 | 85 |
104 | Unwanted side effects? My memory has improved, my hair is growing back, and a lady just called me a stallion !! | 1.5628 | 0.02878 | 613 | 348 | 185 | 80 |
105 | Right out of the gate, you'll feel the effects. | 1.5623 | 0.02852 | 610 | 343 | 191 | 76 |
106 | Is there anything you would like to discuss with the pharmacist? Yea or neigh? | 1.5621 | 0.02910 | 612 | 353 | 175 | 84 |
107 | These might give you the trots. | 1.5616 | 0.02994 | 609 | 358 | 160 | 91 |
108 | You’re lucky being mythical is so treatable nowadays. | 1.5611 | 0.02885 | 606 | 344 | 184 | 78 |
109 | Any unusual side effects so far? | 1.5609 | 0.02788 | 599 | 331 | 201 | 67 |
110 | Oh, you'll know if it's working on not. Everyone will know if it's working or not. | 1.5609 | 0.03005 | 599 | 351 | 160 | 88 |
111 | Yes, hoarseness can be a side effect. | 1.5604 | 0.02922 | 596 | 340 | 178 | 78 |
112 | Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, and cantering. | 1.5573 | 0.02949 | 576 | 328 | 175 | 73 |
113 | ...and if this doesn't work,we'll have to shoot you. | 1.5567 | 0.03068 | 573 | 340 | 148 | 85 |
114 | If it's any comfort, it's a rare side effect. | 1.5550 | 0.02987 | 564 | 331 | 159 | 74 |
115 | Your prescription expired in 600 BC. | 1.5515 | 0.03158 | 544 | 324 | 140 | 80 |
116 | This should keep you from feeling off centaur. | 1.5513 | 0.03149 | 546 | 325 | 141 | 80 |
117 | Sir, “horse pill” is just an expression. | 1.5504 | 0.03049 | 536 | 308 | 161 | 67 |
118 | 4 to 1 odds you’ll feel better by the weekend | 1.5500 | 0.02975 | 540 | 309 | 167 | 64 |
119 | True, in Canada you would be covered. | 1.5481 | 0.03079 | 520 | 303 | 151 | 66 |
120 | Whatever you're taking,stop. | 1.5474 | 0.03000 | 517 | 292 | 168 | 57 |
121 | This should help with the trots. | 1.5468 | 0.03072 | 523 | 301 | 158 | 64 |
122 | I think you can get these a lot cheaper if you go to your vet. | 1.5468 | 0.03096 | 523 | 303 | 154 | 66 |
123 | I'm sorry but the only cure for horse's ass is to vote it out. | 1.5465 | 0.03280 | 516 | 313 | 124 | 79 |
124 | It's for my daughter. She's a little horse. | 1.5465 | 0.03127 | 516 | 300 | 150 | 66 |
125 | No, you misunderstood me. I am the centaur for disease control. | 1.5465 | 0.03257 | 516 | 315 | 122 | 79 |
126 | This will make you pee like a racehorse | 1.5455 | 0.03111 | 517 | 300 | 152 | 65 |
127 | This should help with the jockey itch. | 1.5455 | 0.03174 | 506 | 296 | 144 | 66 |
128 | Well, you seem to be in stable condition so I’ll refill. | 1.5438 | 0.03144 | 502 | 291 | 149 | 62 |
129 | They put these drug interaction warnings on here for a reason. | 1.5435 | 0.02997 | 506 | 283 | 171 | 52 |
130 | I can't make you do it, but take these with water. | 1.5435 | 0.03187 | 506 | 298 | 141 | 67 |
131 | Be careful not to pull wagons or heavy machinery while taking this. | 1.5431 | 0.03196 | 499 | 293 | 141 | 65 |
132 | I know it's a lot out of pocket here, sir, but at the vet they'll just shoot you. | 1.5419 | 0.03322 | 489 | 295 | 123 | 71 |
133 | Side effects say you could become a little horse - so that wasn't misspelled | 1.5416 | 0.03277 | 493 | 295 | 129 | 69 |
134 | I see that you're already aware of the potential side effects. | 1.5410 | 0.03071 | 488 | 278 | 157 | 53 |
135 | ...are you sure you took it as directed? | 1.5410 | 0.03212 | 488 | 286 | 140 | 62 |
136 | Do you have anything to make me less of an ass? | 1.5402 | 0.02994 | 485 | 308 | 114 | 63 |
137 | You took them on an empty stomach, didn't you? | 1.5386 | 0.03218 | 479 | 280 | 140 | 59 |
138 | No, that isn't a typo. The side effect is "Horseness," not hoarseness. | 1.5378 | 0.03287 | 476 | 283 | 130 | 63 |
139 | Any prescriptions for a horses ass | 1.5372 | 0.02689 | 471 | 309 | 111 | 51 |
140 | I don't know what's more mythical - you, or the fact that this drug is covered by insurance. | 1.5372 | 0.03189 | 471 | 272 | 145 | 54 |
141 | I'm here to complain about an unlisted side effect. | 1.5356 | 0.03201 | 463 | 267 | 144 | 52 |
142 | You want something to make you less horse? | 1.5356 | 0.03082 | 463 | 259 | 160 | 44 |
143 | Effective for the treatment of hay fever. Side effects may include the trots. | 1.5353 | 0.03308 | 467 | 278 | 128 | 61 |
144 | Insurance will only cover half. | 1.5339 | 0.03462 | 457 | 281 | 108 | 68 |
145 | I can fill it, but I can’t make you take it. | 1.5339 | 0.03232 | 457 | 265 | 140 | 52 |
146 | Yes they're expensive, but it's better than being shot. | 1.5336 | 0.03284 | 461 | 272 | 132 | 57 |
147 | Why the short face? | 1.5329 | 0.03518 | 426 | 258 | 109 | 59 |
148 | No sir. I have never heard of the Centaurs for Disease Control. | 1.5320 | 0.03328 | 453 | 271 | 124 | 58 |
149 | We are only obligated to warn you about side effects.I would describe what you are experiencing as more of a rear effect. | 1.5314 | 0.03337 | 446 | 264 | 127 | 55 |
150 | Sorry, but your wife called and begged me not to refill your Viagra prescription. | 1.5294 | 0.03495 | 442 | 272 | 106 | 64 |
151 | If it lasts longer than four hours be sure to contact your vet. | 1.5267 | 0.03346 | 431 | 254 | 127 | 50 |
152 | Jockey itch? I thought you said jock itch. | 1.5267 | 0.03264 | 431 | 249 | 137 | 45 |
153 | The last ones you gave me made me a little horse... | 1.5249 | 0.03438 | 421 | 252 | 117 | 52 |
154 | There are side effects with this one, too. | 1.5240 | 0.03298 | 416 | 240 | 134 | 42 |
155 | Centauronavirus. | 1.5230 | 0.03454 | 413 | 247 | 116 | 50 |
156 | Stop taking this if it gives you the trots. | 1.5218 | 0.03545 | 412 | 252 | 105 | 55 |
157 | This won’t help. Try the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.5218 | 0.03578 | 412 | 254 | 101 | 57 |
158 | It says if you become a Centaur for more than four hours you should discontinue use and seek immediate medical attention. | 1.5209 | 0.03527 | 407 | 247 | 108 | 52 |
159 | Why yes, loss of hair is one of those unusual side effects. | 1.5209 | 0.03475 | 407 | 247 | 110 | 50 |
160 | It's not for me. It's for my better half. | 1.5200 | 0.03521 | 400 | 241 | 110 | 49 |
161 | This'll help your tail but I think your mane is too far gone. | 1.5197 | 0.03357 | 406 | 237 | 127 | 42 |
162 | Sorry, no pants, no shoes, no service! | 1.5178 | 0.03561 | 394 | 239 | 106 | 49 |
163 | It says right here on the bottle that one of the side effects might be making you a little horse. | 1.5177 | 0.03324 | 396 | 228 | 131 | 37 |
164 | I’m sorry, your insurance company says neigh. | 1.5167 | 0.03614 | 389 | 238 | 101 | 50 |
165 | None of my business, but if I were your wife I wouldn't want you anywhere near the little blue pills. | 1.5167 | 0.03775 | 389 | 247 | 83 | 59 |
166 | I’m afraid your insurance coverage is also mythical. | 1.5166 | 0.03545 | 391 | 236 | 108 | 47 |
167 | Sir, the label clearly states "Do not take with Oats" | 1.5166 | 0.03355 | 391 | 226 | 128 | 37 |
168 | Do you want to go with the vet's recommendation or the doctor's? | 1.5166 | 0.02657 | 391 | 238 | 128 | 25 |
169 | Finally, somebody asks for the Magnums who actually needs them. | 1.5165 | 0.03622 | 393 | 242 | 99 | 52 |
170 | Well, you can walk again now, can't you? | 1.5155 | 0.03426 | 386 | 226 | 121 | 39 |
171 | Which stomach is upset? | 1.5155 | 0.03503 | 386 | 230 | 113 | 43 |
172 | I'm sorry, but your veterinarian is in-network, but your primary care doctor isn't. Your insurance will only pay for half. | 1.5155 | 0.03413 | 388 | 231 | 116 | 41 |
173 | It's a good thing you have insurance, otherwise they would have put you down. | 1.5155 | 0.03471 | 388 | 230 | 116 | 42 |
174 | You may need help with these suppositories | 1.5144 | 0.03596 | 381 | 231 | 104 | 46 |
175 | I thought you said you were becoming hoarse" | 1.5144 | 0.03418 | 381 | 222 | 122 | 37 |
176 | Take two before you hit the hay tonight. | 1.5144 | 0.03576 | 381 | 230 | 106 | 45 |
177 | This won't help with baldness,but it will make your coat more glossy. | 1.5144 | 0.03478 | 381 | 225 | 116 | 40 |
178 | Oh good, it looks like I don't need to tell you about the side effects. | 1.5144 | 0.03458 | 381 | 224 | 118 | 39 |
179 | And are you noticing any other side effects? | 1.5144 | 0.03498 | 381 | 226 | 114 | 41 |
180 | Centrum? Oh, no no. You’ve been taking Centaur. | 1.5144 | 0.03367 | 381 | 227 | 115 | 39 |
181 | Trojans? | 1.5121 | 0.03634 | 373 | 227 | 101 | 45 |
182 | There it is: "Uncommon side effects may include headache, post-nasal drip, and becoming a little horse." | 1.5120 | 0.03697 | 375 | 232 | 94 | 49 |
183 | Okay, but after your question, I have a question. | 1.5119 | 0.03546 | 377 | 226 | 109 | 42 |
184 | I've got this nagging feeling ,I just can't shake. | 1.5119 | 0.03526 | 377 | 225 | 111 | 41 |
185 | Ah. Let me see Mr......Ed. Of course, of course. | 1.5119 | 0.03462 | 379 | 229 | 109 | 41 |
186 | When you called I thought you said “hoarse.” | 1.5096 | 0.03505 | 365 | 215 | 114 | 36 |
187 | There are no side effects, but the rear effects can be formidable. | 1.5096 | 0.03714 | 365 | 225 | 94 | 46 |
188 | Whoa! | 1.5095 | 0.03544 | 367 | 226 | 99 | 42 |
189 | WHICH left foot? | 1.5095 | 0.03596 | 367 | 221 | 105 | 41 |
190 | Call your doctor if you notice changes in your gait. | 1.5095 | 0.03491 | 367 | 216 | 115 | 36 |
191 | Do you mean 'nay' as in 'no' or as in 'neigh'? | 1.5070 | 0.03562 | 357 | 212 | 109 | 36 |
192 | The packet promised a full lustrous mane. | 1.5070 | 0.03797 | 357 | 223 | 87 | 47 |
193 | They probably all look like horse pills to you. | 1.5070 | 0.03649 | 357 | 216 | 101 | 40 |
194 | Sorry, due to my religious beliefs, I cannot be forced to serve Greek mythical beings. | 1.5070 | 0.03760 | 359 | 223 | 90 | 46 |
195 | Refills are still a 45-minute wait, even for a stable genius. | 1.5070 | 0.03719 | 359 | 221 | 94 | 44 |
196 | Excuse me - do you have anything for male pattern baldness..? | 1.5070 | 0.03802 | 359 | 225 | 86 | 48 |
197 | Which way are your transitioning? | 1.5070 | 0.03634 | 359 | 217 | 102 | 40 |
198 | Take these with 27 gallons of water | 1.5069 | 0.03598 | 361 | 217 | 105 | 39 |
199 | Well sir, this is exactly why we insist that you finish your prescriptions. | 1.5057 | 0.03833 | 350 | 219 | 85 | 46 |
200 | What makes you think you're not in the control group? | 1.5043 | 0.03739 | 351 | 216 | 93 | 42 |
201 | Are you experiencing any side effects? | 1.5043 | 0.03673 | 351 | 213 | 99 | 39 |
202 | Is your name really Charlie Horse? | 1.5042 | 0.03643 | 355 | 215 | 101 | 39 |
203 | The doctor says I should shoot you. | 1.5029 | 0.03790 | 342 | 211 | 90 | 41 |
204 | I said they were horse pills as a joke, I didn't mean to offend. | 1.5029 | 0.03551 | 346 | 207 | 106 | 33 |
205 | No, um sir. That would be the Farmacy. | 1.5029 | 0.03256 | 348 | 219 | 96 | 33 |
206 | Sorry to saddle you with the expense, but your insurance only covers half. | 1.5029 | 0.03651 | 348 | 210 | 101 | 37 |
207 | But is your wife happy with the results? | 1.5015 | 0.03706 | 341 | 207 | 97 | 37 |
208 | I think the Doctor misunderstood you when you said you were a little horse. | 1.5014 | 0.03720 | 345 | 211 | 95 | 39 |
209 | To be fair, it’s hard to adequately explain the side effect on a 20 second commercial. | 1.4985 | 0.03644 | 343 | 207 | 101 | 35 |
210 | Can this be taken orally? Otherwise I’m gonna need some assistance. | 1.4985 | 0.03843 | 333 | 209 | 83 | 41 |
211 | Your insurance plan will only cover the cost of putting you down. | 1.4985 | 0.03819 | 333 | 208 | 85 | 40 |
212 | You’ll need some help. It’s a suppository. | 1.4970 | 0.03780 | 332 | 204 | 91 | 37 |
213 | Oh yes, this will stop The Trots. | 1.4970 | 0.03892 | 330 | 207 | 82 | 41 |
214 | And another thing, maintenance is hoping you'll use the Drive-By window for future transactions. | 1.4970 | 0.03639 | 328 | 195 | 103 | 30 |
215 | If you win, there's no copay. | 1.4969 | 0.03748 | 324 | 196 | 95 | 33 |
216 | Mane loss is completely normal for Centaurs your age | 1.4954 | 0.03829 | 329 | 204 | 87 | 38 |
217 | I'd say you are more than a little hoarse. | 1.4954 | 0.03840 | 325 | 201 | 87 | 37 |
218 | I think there was a mix up with my last prescription. | 1.4954 | 0.03832 | 323 | 199 | 88 | 36 |
219 | Let me get this straight: you WANT night mares? | 1.4954 | 0.03731 | 323 | 195 | 96 | 32 |
220 | Sorry. No, you can't use the bathroom. | 1.4954 | 0.03882 | 323 | 201 | 84 | 38 |
221 | I'm sorry,was that a "yea" or a "neigh" on the plastic bag? | 1.4938 | 0.07881 | 81 | 51 | 20 | 10 |
222 | Most of our customers are able to insert them without assistance, but you’ll probably need help. | 1.4937 | 0.03884 | 320 | 199 | 84 | 37 |
223 | No, "horse's ass" is not a known side effect. | 1.4937 | 0.03984 | 320 | 203 | 76 | 41 |
224 | This should put you back in the saddle. | 1.4921 | 0.03860 | 317 | 196 | 86 | 35 |
225 | I can't make you, but drink lots of water. | 1.4921 | 0.03987 | 317 | 201 | 76 | 40 |
226 | Be sure you’ve grazed first. | 1.4921 | 0.03701 | 317 | 190 | 98 | 29 |
227 | I’m afraid your veterinarian has the other half of your prescription“ | 1.4921 | 0.04037 | 317 | 203 | 72 | 42 |
228 | Yes, they're horse pills, but you'll be on a 1/2 dose. | 1.4921 | 0.03885 | 317 | 197 | 84 | 36 |
229 | Sure it'll control your mood swings, but you'll always be an ass. | 1.4921 | 0.03981 | 315 | 199 | 77 | 39 |
230 | Yes. That’s why they call it Preparation H. | 1.4921 | 0.03981 | 315 | 199 | 77 | 39 |
231 | Looks like your wife got her birthday wish. | 1.4905 | 0.04021 | 316 | 202 | 73 | 41 |
232 | Your insurance only covers half. | 1.4904 | 0.03852 | 312 | 192 | 87 | 33 |
233 | Mythical conditions aren't covered. | 1.4904 | 0.03852 | 312 | 192 | 87 | 33 |
234 | Sir,I understand that those pills were big enough to choke a horse,but you should have spoken to your doctor before cutting them in half. | 1.4904 | 0.03905 | 312 | 194 | 83 | 35 |
235 | You’ll forgive me for asking, but was this prescribed by your doctor or your vet? | 1.4903 | 0.03870 | 310 | 195 | 80 | 35 |
236 | Sorry, but I'm not a farmacist. | 1.4885 | 0.03903 | 305 | 194 | 76 | 35 |
237 | So you are looking for something to give you more giddy-up? | 1.4878 | 0.08544 | 82 | 56 | 12 | 14 |
238 | Oh no, I'm just here for my flu shot. | 1.4868 | 0.04008 | 304 | 192 | 76 | 36 |
239 | This is the first case of Centaurvirus in this hemisphere. | 1.4849 | 0.04002 | 299 | 188 | 77 | 34 |
240 | For an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your...umm...veterinarian. | 1.4849 | 0.03974 | 299 | 187 | 79 | 33 |
241 | You'll find what you're looking for in the centaur aisle." | 1.4848 | 0.04022 | 297 | 187 | 76 | 34 |
242 | No, I wasn't aware of any strange side effects. Can you be more specific? | 1.4848 | 0.03789 | 297 | 192 | 73 | 32 |
243 | I proud that you took the step Frank. I know you've identified as a horse's ass for years. | 1.4848 | 0.04215 | 297 | 194 | 62 | 41 |
244 | The most common side effect is a case of the trots. | 1.4848 | 0.03965 | 297 | 185 | 80 | 32 |
245 | Try these, and if your leg doesn't get any better, come back, and I'll shoot you. | 1.4835 | 0.04251 | 273 | 174 | 66 | 33 |
246 | I can't make you, but take these with water. | 1.4830 | 0.03785 | 294 | 177 | 92 | 25 |
247 | Don't worry, sir, I'm only half-pharmacist. | 1.4830 | 0.03846 | 294 | 179 | 88 | 27 |
248 | Yes, but prescription from my Vet is only $20. | 1.4829 | 0.03895 | 292 | 181 | 82 | 29 |
249 | You’re going to feel the need to see a man about a horse. | 1.4829 | 0.03985 | 292 | 182 | 79 | 31 |
250 | Which one is the side-effect? | 1.4808 | 0.04005 | 287 | 179 | 78 | 30 |
251 | First name "Charlie" ? | 1.4808 | 0.03974 | 287 | 178 | 80 | 29 |
252 | I don't know about your appetite, but it should end the hay fever. | 1.4808 | 0.03230 | 287 | 185 | 82 | 20 |
253 | Let me guess. Bad case of hay fever? | 1.4808 | 0.04035 | 287 | 180 | 76 | 31 |
254 | This should help with your get up and go. | 1.4808 | 0.03943 | 287 | 177 | 82 | 28 |
255 | If you’re going near 5th and Maple, could I catch a ride? | 1.4789 | 0.04066 | 284 | 179 | 74 | 31 |
256 | It says here that if this doesn't work, we may have to shoot you. | 1.4789 | 0.04187 | 284 | 183 | 66 | 35 |
257 | Well the label DOES warn of side effects. | 1.4787 | 0.03962 | 282 | 174 | 81 | 27 |
258 | Have you something for the heartbreak of satyriasis? | 1.4787 | 0.04179 | 282 | 181 | 67 | 34 |
259 | I’m sorry sir, there’s no cure for balding guys with ponytails | 1.4787 | 0.04298 | 282 | 185 | 59 | 38 |
260 | This works great for restless legs ... | 1.4787 | 0.03962 | 282 | 174 | 81 | 27 |
261 | Sir, it clearly states a common side effect is hoarseness | 1.4770 | 0.04045 | 283 | 182 | 69 | 32 |
262 | At this point, I would say that additional side effects are the least of your worries. | 1.4769 | 0.03971 | 281 | 174 | 80 | 27 |
263 | This will complete the transition. | 1.4769 | 0.04003 | 281 | 175 | 78 | 28 |
264 | Don't worry, those side effects won't last furlong. | 1.4769 | 0.04220 | 281 | 182 | 64 | 35 |
265 | No gelatin in the capsules, Sir, why do you ask? | 1.4765 | 0.04235 | 277 | 179 | 64 | 34 |
266 | Sorry sir, but you’ve tried all of our treatments. At this point you may as well just accept it. You have male pattern baldness. | 1.4765 | 0.04204 | 277 | 178 | 66 | 33 |
267 | I'm sorry, sir. No one thinks the "rare" side effect will happen to them. | 1.4748 | 0.04034 | 278 | 174 | 76 | 28 |
268 | Half of it’s covered. | 1.4746 | 0.03906 | 276 | 171 | 80 | 25 |
269 | I think you're looking for the farmacist... | 1.4746 | 0.03990 | 276 | 171 | 79 | 26 |
270 | I understand that it's different for you, but I still can't let you use the bathroom. | 1.4746 | 0.03957 | 276 | 170 | 81 | 25 |
271 | Honestly, they've just been riding me pretty hard at work. | 1.4746 | 0.03889 | 276 | 168 | 85 | 23 |
272 | Yes, "horse's ass" was listed as a side effect." | 1.4745 | 0.04300 | 274 | 179 | 60 | 35 |
273 | It may cause constipation which is probably good considering the dump you just took in aisle three. | 1.4725 | 0.04374 | 273 | 181 | 55 | 37 |
274 | Do you have any questions for our mythologist? | 1.4725 | 0.04120 | 273 | 173 | 71 | 29 |
275 | Watch the dosage,there's enough in here to kill a horse. | 1.4725 | 0.04054 | 273 | 171 | 75 | 27 |
276 | Normally we'd prescribe antihistamines, but in your case I'd say hay fever isn't anything to worry about. | 1.4725 | 0.03919 | 273 | 167 | 83 | 23 |
277 | Tell me honestly. Does this medicine make my ass look big? | 1.4725 | 0.04435 | 273 | 183 | 51 | 39 |
278 | Jockey shorts are in aisle 9. | 1.4725 | 0.04249 | 273 | 177 | 63 | 33 |
279 | Finish the bottle, even if you start to feel better at the tail end. | 1.4725 | 0.04153 | 273 | 174 | 69 | 30 |
280 | The pills will still work, but you’re going to have to call a vet if you have an erection lasting 4 hours. | 1.4725 | 0.03987 | 273 | 169 | 79 | 25 |
281 | I'm a little surprised you even get hay fever. | 1.4725 | 0.04087 | 273 | 172 | 73 | 28 |
282 | Take one every quarter mile. | 1.4723 | 0.04272 | 271 | 176 | 62 | 33 |
283 | This is 'The Health Centre' you're looking for 'Centaur Health'. That's on the 2nd floor. | 1.4723 | 0.04076 | 271 | 170 | 74 | 27 |
284 | I hear it coming straight from your mouth, sir, but you'll still need a prescription. | 1.4723 | 0.04042 | 271 | 169 | 76 | 26 |
285 | In hindsight, half the dosage makes sense. | 1.4723 | 0.04042 | 271 | 169 | 76 | 26 |
286 | Apart from that, have your symptoms improved? | 1.4721 | 0.04165 | 269 | 171 | 69 | 29 |
287 | Another way to reduce back pain is to not let people ride you. | 1.4721 | 0.03889 | 269 | 163 | 85 | 21 |
288 | You can take this with oats or hay, but no apples. | 1.4721 | 0.04098 | 269 | 169 | 73 | 27 |
289 | Stomp your foot twice if you understand the side effects. | 1.4721 | 0.04029 | 269 | 167 | 77 | 25 |
290 | Could you just verify your stable for me? | 1.4721 | 0.03995 | 269 | 166 | 79 | 24 |
291 | Yes, I think that could be considered a side effect. | 1.4721 | 0.04064 | 269 | 168 | 75 | 26 |
292 | Look pal, Kentucky Derby winner or not, it’s still a $20 copay. | 1.4721 | 0.04296 | 269 | 175 | 61 | 33 |
293 | And discontinue immediately if you experience problems with your gait. | 1.4701 | 0.03970 | 268 | 167 | 77 | 24 |
294 | Even if the gods were involved, I'm afraid it wouldn't eliminate your co-pay. | 1.4699 | 0.04165 | 266 | 169 | 69 | 28 |
295 | Fortunately it was tested on animals. | 1.4697 | 0.04153 | 264 | 167 | 70 | 27 |
296 | Any pre-existing condition I need to know about? | 1.4697 | 0.04083 | 264 | 165 | 74 | 25 |
297 | That's exactly why we advise against cutting the pills in half. | 1.4697 | 0.04153 | 264 | 167 | 70 | 27 |
298 | You need a rider to have it covered. | 1.4674 | 0.03914 | 261 | 166 | 71 | 24 |
299 | Yes, you can take these with oats. | 1.4674 | 0.04116 | 261 | 164 | 72 | 25 |
300 | So, you're a little hoarse today; I have just the thing. | 1.4674 | 0.04080 | 261 | 163 | 74 | 24 |
301 | You should be feeling your oats in no time. | 1.4672 | 0.04066 | 259 | 161 | 75 | 23 |
302 | Those side effects are just a myth. | 1.4672 | 0.04211 | 259 | 165 | 67 | 27 |
303 | If this doesn't work, we're going to have you shot. | 1.4672 | 0.04452 | 259 | 172 | 53 | 34 |
304 | Well, did you follow the directions? | 1.4672 | 0.04157 | 259 | 170 | 60 | 29 |
305 | I can only fill half your prescription. | 1.4651 | 0.04002 | 258 | 159 | 78 | 21 |
306 | You take this with three apples. | 1.4651 | 0.04222 | 258 | 165 | 66 | 27 |
307 | It's good for the trots. | 1.4651 | 0.04328 | 258 | 168 | 60 | 30 |
308 | Wow! A black pharmacist! I have never seen one before. | 1.4651 | 0.04293 | 258 | 167 | 62 | 29 |
309 | If these don’t work, come back and we’ll put you down. | 1.4651 | 0.04039 | 258 | 160 | 76 | 22 |
310 | Take this with feed...I mean, food. | 1.4648 | 0.04136 | 256 | 161 | 71 | 24 |
311 | Have you taken this medication before? Stomp once for yes, twice for no. | 1.4648 | 0.04353 | 256 | 167 | 59 | 30 |
312 | I'm sorry, but I'll need proof it was not a pre-existing condition. | 1.4648 | 0.04282 | 256 | 165 | 63 | 28 |
313 | I understand sir, but I still need to see some form of identification" | 1.4648 | 0.03727 | 256 | 171 | 62 | 23 |
314 | The good news, my headaches have finally stopped. | 1.4646 | 0.04234 | 254 | 162 | 66 | 26 |
315 | Have you noticed any side effects? | 1.4646 | 0.04159 | 254 | 160 | 70 | 24 |
316 | I used to be Republican. | 1.4646 | 0.04343 | 254 | 165 | 60 | 29 |
317 | And - again - our apologies for what was said at the drive thru window | 1.4646 | 0.04234 | 254 | 162 | 66 | 26 |
318 | Side effects aside, your cough is gone, right? | 1.4618 | 0.04218 | 249 | 158 | 67 | 24 |
319 | Insurance only covers your top half. | 1.4618 | 0.04295 | 249 | 160 | 63 | 26 |
320 | Yes sir, you're "a little hoarse"...it wasn't funny last time either. | 1.4618 | 0.04369 | 249 | 162 | 59 | 28 |
321 | The prescriptions clearly states that you must finish the entire course, of course, of course. | 1.4618 | 0.04443 | 249 | 164 | 55 | 30 |
322 | I'm here to pick up a prescription for my better half. | 1.4618 | 0.04022 | 249 | 153 | 77 | 19 |
323 | Do you have something for horse's ass. | 1.4618 | 0.04515 | 249 | 166 | 51 | 32 |
324 | This should alleviate your hoarseness. | 1.4618 | 0.04332 | 249 | 161 | 61 | 27 |
325 | Yes, that is an unusual reaction. | 1.4618 | 0.03794 | 249 | 159 | 72 | 18 |
326 | I assume you’re aware of the side effects? | 1.4618 | 0.04102 | 249 | 155 | 73 | 21 |
327 | This experimental drug requires you to participate in a Gallup poll. | 1.4615 | 0.04579 | 247 | 166 | 48 | 33 |
328 | It says here you're a 'centenarian.' Damn auto correct." | 1.4615 | 0.04395 | 247 | 161 | 58 | 28 |
329 | I'll need a prescription from your veterinarian also. | 1.4615 | 0.04204 | 247 | 156 | 68 | 23 |
330 | I can't make you, but you should take this with water. | 1.4615 | 0.04085 | 247 | 153 | 74 | 20 |
331 | You may experience minor side effects such as hay fever and night mares. | 1.4615 | 0.04204 | 247 | 156 | 68 | 23 |
332 | Hey, why the short face? | 1.4593 | 0.04519 | 246 | 164 | 51 | 31 |
333 | Maybe the pills instead of the suppositories... | 1.4593 | 0.04215 | 246 | 156 | 67 | 23 |
334 | I have a question about those horse pills my doctor prescribed. | 1.4593 | 0.04370 | 246 | 160 | 59 | 27 |
335 | You didn't read the fine print did you? | 1.4590 | 0.04036 | 244 | 156 | 69 | 19 |
336 | By "Nay," do you mean "No, you don't need assistance from the pharmacist?" | 1.4590 | 0.04160 | 244 | 153 | 70 | 21 |
337 | Yes, hair loss IS one of the side effects | 1.4590 | 0.04200 | 244 | 154 | 68 | 22 |
338 | Side effects might include hoof-and-mouth disease, saddle soreness, and a sudden impulse to charge around an elliptical area at top speed. | 1.4590 | 0.04200 | 244 | 154 | 68 | 22 |
339 | Why the long face? | 1.4587 | 0.04613 | 242 | 163 | 47 | 32 |
340 | You're more than a little hoarse. | 1.4587 | 0.04345 | 242 | 156 | 61 | 25 |
341 | I don't have anything for that, you'll just have to ride this one out | 1.4587 | 0.04143 | 242 | 151 | 71 | 20 |
342 | Have you experienced any side effects? | 1.4587 | 0.04423 | 242 | 158 | 57 | 27 |
343 | I'm picking this up for my other half. | 1.4587 | 0.04423 | 242 | 158 | 57 | 27 |
344 | Yes, some patients do become a little horse after taking this drug | 1.4587 | 0.04384 | 242 | 157 | 59 | 26 |
345 | Seems like your physician and your vet don't agree on the treatment. | 1.4587 | 0.04225 | 242 | 153 | 67 | 22 |
346 | Sorry, I’ll have to order those condoms for you. | 1.4587 | 0.04500 | 242 | 160 | 53 | 29 |
347 | As I recall, you insisted on the generic. | 1.4587 | 0.04345 | 242 | 156 | 61 | 25 |
348 | Hay fever? | 1.4587 | 0.04461 | 242 | 159 | 55 | 28 |
349 | Side effects may include racing thoughts. | 1.4561 | 0.04302 | 239 | 153 | 63 | 23 |
350 | I doubled your dose for restless leg syndrome, just to be on the safe side. | 1.4561 | 0.04423 | 239 | 156 | 57 | 26 |
351 | Let’s look for something with fewer side effects. | 1.4561 | 0.04136 | 239 | 151 | 68 | 20 |
352 | Yes, I’d call that side effect rare. | 1.4561 | 0.04093 | 239 | 148 | 73 | 18 |
353 | Consult a veterinarian if it lasts longer than four hours. | 1.4557 | 0.04530 | 237 | 157 | 52 | 28 |
354 | This will definitely work for your charley horse. | 1.4557 | 0.04491 | 237 | 156 | 54 | 27 |
355 | I think your doctor may have misunderstood when you told her that you were "a little hoarse." | 1.4557 | 0.04245 | 237 | 150 | 66 | 21 |
356 | Mr. Centaur, your prescription is Greek to me. | 1.4557 | 0.04410 | 237 | 154 | 58 | 25 |
357 | No dear, you want the farmacy. | 1.4557 | 0.04203 | 237 | 149 | 68 | 20 |
358 | I did explain that there are side effects, sir. | 1.4557 | 0.04287 | 237 | 151 | 64 | 22 |
359 | It is a known side effect. Here, on the list after 'erection that lasts more than 4 hours.' | 1.4557 | 0.04328 | 237 | 152 | 62 | 23 |
360 | Let's just lower the dosage. | 1.4557 | 0.04073 | 237 | 155 | 61 | 21 |
361 | Are you SURE you want the suppository form of this medication? | 1.4557 | 0.04569 | 237 | 158 | 50 | 29 |
362 | This drug's been approved by the Centaurs for Disease Control | 1.4557 | 0.04410 | 237 | 154 | 58 | 25 |
363 | This is a new medication. Stomp twice if you understood my instructions. | 1.4530 | 0.04409 | 234 | 154 | 55 | 25 |
364 | This is the best we have for those transitioning. | 1.4530 | 0.04367 | 234 | 151 | 60 | 23 |
365 | The drug has a diuretic effect, so it's gonna have you pissing like— um, more frequently. The dose is pretty big, these are real hor— uh, the pills are large. So take them with a full glass of water, which, not to beat a dead h— I'm fucken sorry, man | 1.4530 | 0.04612 | 234 | 157 | 48 | 29 |
366 | This should also keep away the flies. | 1.4526 | 0.04221 | 232 | 148 | 64 | 20 |
367 | Sorry. There's no cure for being a horse's ass. | 1.4526 | 0.04561 | 232 | 154 | 51 | 27 |
368 | If you have an erection lasting longer than 28 days contact your veterinarian. | 1.4526 | 0.04436 | 232 | 151 | 57 | 24 |
369 | Take two every morning with a cube of sugar. | 1.4526 | 0.04308 | 232 | 148 | 63 | 21 |
370 | Side effects? Well, I am finding it harder to wipe my ass. | 1.4526 | 0.04602 | 232 | 155 | 49 | 28 |
371 | Again, please, what size condom? | 1.4526 | 0.04682 | 232 | 157 | 45 | 30 |
372 | What kind of side effects are you experiencing? | 1.4526 | 0.04436 | 232 | 151 | 57 | 24 |
373 | Sorry, we can’t give you any liniment. There’s a rider on your plan. | 1.4521 | 0.08053 | 73 | 48 | 17 | 8 |
374 | Picking up for your better half? | 1.4511 | 0.04268 | 235 | 150 | 64 | 21 |
375 | Sorry, this prescription is for a horse of a different color. | 1.4511 | 0.04436 | 235 | 154 | 56 | 25 |
376 | No, it's the same medicine, but the bottle for your lower half is $25 and the the bottle for your upper half is $350 | 1.4511 | 0.04597 | 235 | 158 | 48 | 29 |
377 | On the plus side, you didn't experience any nausea or dizziness. | 1.4502 | 0.04615 | 231 | 155 | 48 | 28 |
378 | Well, it does list horseness as one of the possible side effects. | 1.4502 | 0.04449 | 231 | 151 | 56 | 24 |
379 | I have the eyedrops, but you'll have to go elsewhere for the suppository. | 1.4502 | 0.04143 | 231 | 144 | 70 | 17 |
380 | Your doctor is prescribing antibiotics for your leg. Your veterinarian wants to shoot you in the head. | 1.4502 | 0.04449 | 231 | 151 | 56 | 24 |
381 | That's quite a story sir, but I still need to see some ID. | 1.4498 | 0.04434 | 229 | 149 | 57 | 23 |
382 | Good thing you were only on a half dose. | 1.4498 | 0.04167 | 229 | 143 | 69 | 17 |
383 | I still need to see your Driver's License | 1.4493 | 0.04330 | 227 | 145 | 62 | 20 |
384 | And what are your symptoms exactly? | 1.4493 | 0.04506 | 227 | 149 | 54 | 24 |
385 | No, hoarseness. With an 'A'. | 1.4493 | 0.04463 | 227 | 148 | 56 | 23 |
386 | Hay fever you said? | 1.4489 | 0.04447 | 225 | 146 | 57 | 22 |
387 | Nope. Baldness is not a side effect. | 1.4489 | 0.04218 | 225 | 141 | 67 | 17 |
388 | Sir, the Farmacy is around the corner | 1.4489 | 0.04447 | 225 | 146 | 57 | 22 |
389 | Would you prefer the hay or apple flavored drops? | 1.4489 | 0.04491 | 225 | 147 | 55 | 23 |
390 | Apply twice daily for jockey itch | 1.4489 | 0.04402 | 225 | 145 | 59 | 21 |
391 | I can’t give you a refund sir; the warning label clearly states “this medication could make you a little horse”. | 1.4489 | 0.04447 | 225 | 146 | 57 | 22 |
392 | These may make you jumpy. | 1.4489 | 0.04447 | 225 | 148 | 54 | 23 |
393 | I’m suffering from the trots. | 1.4489 | 0.04749 | 225 | 153 | 43 | 29 |
394 | This will get you right back in the saddle again. | 1.4489 | 0.04265 | 225 | 142 | 65 | 18 |
395 | I have no idea how long your colonoscopy will take. | 1.4469 | 0.04519 | 226 | 149 | 53 | 24 |
396 | This is why we recommend reading the side effects carefully. | 1.4469 | 0.04250 | 226 | 143 | 65 | 18 |
397 | Looks like you're already aware of the side effects. | 1.4469 | 0.04387 | 226 | 146 | 59 | 21 |
398 | They're SUPPOSED to make you a stallion in bed. | 1.4469 | 0.04476 | 226 | 148 | 55 | 23 |
399 | I was just fine until I took the first pill. Then my hair started falling out. | 1.4459 | 0.08196 | 74 | 50 | 15 | 9 |
400 | Well...obviously, sometimes the generic isn't QUITE the same as the brand name... | 1.4455 | 0.04698 | 220 | 148 | 46 | 26 |
401 | Yes, you can take it with hay. | 1.4455 | 0.04330 | 220 | 140 | 62 | 18 |
402 | Read the sign sir: “No pants, no shoes, no service.” | 1.4455 | 0.04518 | 220 | 144 | 54 | 22 |
403 | You’re lucky it wasn’t a broken leg. | 1.4455 | 0.04564 | 220 | 145 | 52 | 23 |
404 | Would you like that in a capsule or the neeeiigh-sal spray? | 1.4455 | 0.04742 | 220 | 149 | 44 | 27 |
405 | Can I trust you to read the warnings and side effects closely this time? | 1.4455 | 0.04564 | 220 | 145 | 52 | 23 |
406 | This product will restore your hair, but don't expect a full mane. | 1.4455 | 0.04330 | 220 | 140 | 62 | 18 |
407 | Do you have any hand sanitizer? | 1.4455 | 0.04698 | 220 | 148 | 46 | 26 |
408 | It'll cure your cough but you'll need something stronger for that whinny. | 1.4455 | 0.04378 | 220 | 141 | 60 | 19 |
409 | Do not attempt dressage while taking this medication. | 1.4455 | 0.04378 | 220 | 141 | 60 | 19 |
410 | Well now, I see you’re experiencing some horseness with this medication. | 1.4455 | 0.04233 | 220 | 138 | 66 | 16 |
411 | I’m kind of at a loss. My doc says try this. My vet says try that. What do you think? | 1.4455 | 0.04698 | 220 | 148 | 46 | 26 |
412 | And remember, if it lasts for longer than four hours, call your Vet immediately. | 1.4455 | 0.04472 | 220 | 143 | 56 | 21 |
413 | Actually, sir, for that problem, I think you'd be better off seeing a blacksmith. | 1.4455 | 0.04518 | 220 | 144 | 54 | 22 |
414 | The doctor said I would feel a little horse, but this is not what I was expecting. | 1.4434 | 0.04315 | 221 | 141 | 62 | 18 |
415 | What’s your largest size condom? | 1.4434 | 0.04592 | 221 | 147 | 50 | 24 |
416 | I'm sorry, that was insensitive. Yes, the pills are large. | 1.4434 | 0.04681 | 221 | 149 | 46 | 26 |
417 | But Sir, the side effects were clearly written on the medicine bottle. | 1.4434 | 0.04456 | 221 | 144 | 56 | 21 |
418 | This medication promises to make you a stud. Perhaps you should have asked your doctor a few more questions. | 1.4434 | 0.04502 | 221 | 145 | 54 | 22 |
419 | Well, the bad news is that it's a suppository. | 1.4424 | 0.04515 | 217 | 142 | 54 | 21 |
420 | Don't take this if you plan on pulling any heavy machinery. | 1.4424 | 0.04370 | 217 | 139 | 60 | 18 |
421 | You only took half the recommended dosage. | 1.4424 | 0.04562 | 217 | 143 | 52 | 22 |
422 | When you said horse pills, I thought you meant they were big. | 1.4424 | 0.04608 | 217 | 144 | 50 | 23 |
423 | It says right here: "Any side effects lasting more than three hours should be reported to your doctor." | 1.4424 | 0.04562 | 217 | 143 | 52 | 22 |
424 | ... but the most important thing is not to touch your face with your hoofs. | 1.4423 | 0.04655 | 208 | 137 | 50 | 21 |
425 | The doctor called in your prescription but I’m still waiting to hear from your vet. | 1.4419 | 0.04299 | 215 | 136 | 63 | 16 |
426 | Who wrote you this half-assed prescription? | 1.4419 | 0.04639 | 215 | 143 | 49 | 23 |
427 | I am sorry sir. I don't show any effective remedies for a horse's ass. | 1.4419 | 0.04686 | 215 | 144 | 47 | 24 |
428 | The other half of the prescription is available for pickup at your veterinarian’s office. | 1.4419 | 0.04496 | 215 | 140 | 55 | 20 |
429 | Now Mr. Ed, is that your first name or your last name? | 1.4413 | 0.04326 | 213 | 135 | 62 | 16 |
430 | No, baldness is not listed as a side effect. | 1.4413 | 0.04326 | 213 | 135 | 62 | 16 |
431 | This will clear up your cough, but you still may be a little horse. | 1.4413 | 0.04671 | 213 | 142 | 48 | 23 |
432 | Just so you know, these are going to make you piss like a racehorse. | 1.4413 | 0.04575 | 213 | 140 | 52 | 21 |
433 | Well, good luck. These are suppositories. | 1.4413 | 0.04223 | 213 | 133 | 66 | 14 |
434 | I'm sorry, your insurance only covers half | 1.4413 | 0.04427 | 213 | 137 | 58 | 18 |
435 | Don't let it define you, Eddie. I don't think of you as a horse's ass. | 1.4413 | 0.04671 | 213 | 142 | 48 | 23 |
436 | You say you're generally healthy as a horse? | 1.4413 | 0.04526 | 213 | 139 | 54 | 20 |
437 | Because one of the side effects of this drug is diarrhea I suggest you take it with plenty of water, and in an open field. | 1.4413 | 0.04526 | 213 | 139 | 54 | 20 |
438 | It says "apply to feet twice a day", so I guess we just double that? | 1.4387 | 0.04339 | 212 | 135 | 61 | 16 |
439 | This prescription was just written 15 minutes ago. Boy, you got here fast! | 1.4387 | 0.04589 | 212 | 140 | 51 | 21 |
440 | Take it with three sugar cubes and some hay twice a day, and don’t let anyone mount you for a week | 1.4387 | 0.04390 | 212 | 136 | 59 | 17 |
441 | Take with an apple. | 1.4386 | 0.05849 | 114 | 72 | 34 | 8 |
442 | Did you READ the label? It IS listed as a 'Possible Side Effect.' | 1.4381 | 0.04367 | 210 | 134 | 60 | 16 |
443 | It’s half way through the human trial phase, so you should be fine. | 1.4381 | 0.04470 | 210 | 136 | 56 | 18 |
444 | And if you are planning on running in the Derby, you should know this is a banned substance. | 1.4381 | 0.04470 | 210 | 136 | 56 | 18 |
445 | ...to be honest, I don't think a receding hairline is your biggest problem | 1.4381 | 0.04571 | 210 | 138 | 52 | 20 |
446 | I'm sorry, but we don't stock condoms of that size. | 1.4381 | 0.04620 | 210 | 139 | 50 | 21 |
447 | What do you recommend for hay fever? | 1.4381 | 0.04153 | 210 | 130 | 68 | 12 |
448 | Take each pill with four gallons of water and a bale of hay. | 1.4381 | 0.04314 | 210 | 133 | 62 | 15 |
449 | Of course they're the size of horse pills. They are horse pills. | 1.4375 | 0.04551 | 208 | 136 | 53 | 19 |
450 | Charlie Horse? | 1.4375 | 0.04602 | 208 | 137 | 51 | 20 |
451 | I see you know about the biggest side effect . . . | 1.4375 | 0.04234 | 208 | 130 | 65 | 13 |
452 | The term 'horse pill' just refers to the size of the tablet. | 1.4375 | 0.04702 | 208 | 139 | 47 | 22 |
453 | This should make you feel stable. | 1.4335 | 0.04522 | 203 | 132 | 54 | 17 |
454 | See, this is why you don't mix medicines. | 1.4335 | 0.04576 | 203 | 133 | 52 | 18 |
455 | It says right here: 'side effects may include horseness.' | 1.4328 | 0.04714 | 201 | 134 | 47 | 20 |
456 | Medicare is only paying fifty percent. | 1.4328 | 0.04443 | 201 | 129 | 57 | 15 |
457 | I am sorry sir, but hoarseness is clearly listed as a possible side effect. | 1.4328 | 0.04608 | 201 | 132 | 51 | 18 |
458 | Hay fever? Seriously? | 1.4328 | 0.04661 | 201 | 133 | 49 | 19 |
459 | No shoes no service. | 1.4328 | 0.04661 | 201 | 133 | 49 | 19 |
460 | There's been a slight adjustment to your hormone prescription. | 1.4328 | 0.04498 | 201 | 130 | 55 | 16 |
461 | The other half of your prescription can be picked up at the Petco down the street. | 1.4328 | 0.04553 | 201 | 131 | 53 | 17 |
462 | Look, the side effects say you may feel a little hoarse - spelling mistakes on the label are just not my fault. | 1.4328 | 0.04608 | 201 | 132 | 51 | 18 |
463 | You will need to double the dose for restless leg syndrome. | 1.4328 | 0.04386 | 201 | 128 | 59 | 14 |
464 | Twice a day, sir, and have someone hide it in a nice apple or carrot for you. | 1.4314 | 0.04505 | 204 | 133 | 54 | 17 |
465 | Viagra?!?.. seriously? | 1.4300 | 0.05038 | 200 | 140 | 34 | 26 |
466 | I know they're called stalls, but I'm still not giving you the bathroom key. | 1.4300 | 0.04729 | 200 | 134 | 46 | 20 |
467 | Your horse pills, sir. | 1.4293 | 0.04709 | 198 | 132 | 47 | 19 |
468 | Sir, we will never carry condoms in your size, sorry. | 1.4293 | 0.04709 | 198 | 132 | 47 | 19 |
469 | This might cause night-mares. | 1.4293 | 0.04655 | 198 | 131 | 49 | 18 |
470 | If you had read the list of side effects..... | 1.4293 | 0.04709 | 198 | 132 | 47 | 19 |
471 | Veterinarian grade saves you 15% | 1.4293 | 0.04817 | 198 | 134 | 43 | 21 |
472 | You may need help applying this to the affected area. | 1.4293 | 0.04655 | 198 | 131 | 49 | 18 |
473 | The viagra works, it definitely got bigger, yes, but now I have a new problem. | 1.4293 | 0.04817 | 198 | 134 | 43 | 21 |
474 | Conditions suffered as a result of angering the gods are not included in your coverage, sir. | 1.4293 | 0.04709 | 198 | 132 | 47 | 19 |
475 | Well, what I meant was no serious side effects. | 1.4293 | 0.04543 | 198 | 129 | 53 | 16 |
476 | This medication is for your hay fever. | 1.4293 | 0.04709 | 198 | 132 | 47 | 19 |
477 | The prescription for Charlie Horse, please. | 1.4286 | 0.04744 | 196 | 131 | 46 | 19 |
478 | I'm just not feeling 100%. | 1.4286 | 0.04744 | 196 | 131 | 46 | 19 |
479 | I need something for "jockey itch." | 1.4286 | 0.04744 | 196 | 131 | 46 | 19 |
480 | I'm a horses ass ? What's that behind you ? | 1.4286 | 0.04959 | 196 | 135 | 38 | 23 |
481 | My Restless Leg Syndrome is twice as bad but I did win the Derby | 1.4286 | 0.04632 | 196 | 129 | 50 | 17 |
482 | I'm sorry, your insurer doesn't carry prescriptions that deal with mythical conditions. | 1.4278 | 0.04549 | 194 | 126 | 53 | 15 |
483 | Your insurance doesn't cover pre-existing myths. | 1.4278 | 0.04834 | 194 | 131 | 43 | 20 |
484 | Did you notice any side effects? | 1.4278 | 0.04246 | 194 | 126 | 55 | 13 |
485 | I did warn you that taking it may make you a bit horse. | 1.4278 | 0.04608 | 194 | 127 | 51 | 16 |
486 | Your insurance doesn’ t cover horse’s ass syndrome. | 1.4278 | 0.05103 | 194 | 136 | 33 | 25 |
487 | I really didn’t notice it, until I stood sideways. | 1.4278 | 0.04549 | 194 | 126 | 53 | 15 |
488 | Side effects are a myth” | 1.4278 | 0.04549 | 194 | 129 | 49 | 16 |
489 | This will take care of the trots | 1.4278 | 0.04943 | 194 | 133 | 39 | 22 |
490 | My ass hurts. | 1.4278 | 0.04834 | 194 | 131 | 43 | 20 |
491 | It says so right there after headaches, nausea, and vomiting. | 1.4278 | 0.04308 | 194 | 122 | 61 | 11 |
492 | Give these a try, and if your leg still hurts in a week, just come back in and we’ll shoot you. | 1.4278 | 0.04722 | 194 | 129 | 47 | 18 |
493 | No pants, no pills | 1.4278 | 0.04549 | 194 | 126 | 53 | 15 |
494 | Yes, I believe it IS on the list of possible side effects. | 1.4278 | 0.04549 | 194 | 126 | 53 | 15 |
495 | There is no over-the counter-remedy for a horse's ass. | 1.4278 | 0.04997 | 194 | 134 | 37 | 23 |
496 | In your case, I’d say no horse play until this prescription runs out. | 1.4264 | 0.04557 | 197 | 129 | 52 | 16 |
497 | Take it easy, Seabiscuit. It’s ready when it’s ready. | 1.4264 | 0.04557 | 197 | 129 | 52 | 16 |
498 | Horse-ness is a common side effect, sir, but it's the only drug on the market for dealing with night-mares. | 1.4264 | 0.04500 | 197 | 128 | 54 | 15 |
499 | Let me grab a different prescription. This is not what I thought you meant by hay fever. | 1.4264 | 0.04724 | 197 | 132 | 46 | 19 |
500 | Your veterinarian gives you 20 to 1 odds of getting better. | 1.4256 | 0.04976 | 195 | 135 | 37 | 23 |
501 | Date of birth? | 1.4249 | 0.04737 | 193 | 129 | 46 | 18 |
502 | Yes, my wife says I need to stop being an ass. Is there a prescription for that? | 1.4241 | 0.04830 | 191 | 129 | 43 | 19 |
503 | Has your insurance information changed? Tap once for yes, twice for no. | 1.4241 | 0.04714 | 191 | 127 | 47 | 17 |
504 | Yes, this will keep you stable. | 1.4241 | 0.04772 | 191 | 128 | 45 | 18 |
505 | This ought to help your hoarseness. | 1.4241 | 0.04772 | 191 | 128 | 45 | 18 |
506 | I’m sorry but it’s clearly a preexisting condition. | 1.4241 | 0.04349 | 191 | 124 | 55 | 12 |
507 | I’m sorry. Your prescription won’t be ready until Satyrday. | 1.4241 | 0.04566 | 191 | 127 | 48 | 16 |
508 | Well, yes, sir, hoarseness IS a common side effect. | 1.4241 | 0.04830 | 191 | 129 | 43 | 19 |
509 | It says to take one tablet every 25 furlongs. | 1.4233 | 0.04689 | 189 | 125 | 48 | 16 |
510 | Your shoe's untied. Just kidding, here's your tranquilizer. | 1.4233 | 0.04749 | 189 | 126 | 46 | 17 |
511 | Sir, I'm sorry for any embarrassment, but the packaging clearly states that side effects may include involuntary dressage. | 1.4233 | 0.04749 | 189 | 126 | 46 | 17 |
512 | I can see you didn't read the warnings. | 1.4233 | 0.04568 | 189 | 123 | 52 | 14 |
513 | Yes, you can take them with an apple or a sugar cube. | 1.4233 | 0.04689 | 189 | 125 | 48 | 16 |
514 | It’s not Corona; I’m just a little horse. | 1.4233 | 0.04924 | 189 | 129 | 40 | 20 |
515 | Well you either take this or we’ll have to put you down. You pick. | 1.4233 | 0.04568 | 189 | 125 | 49 | 15 |
516 | This should work, otherwise they may just put you down. | 1.4233 | 0.04924 | 189 | 129 | 40 | 20 |
517 | Sorry, your insurance has been deneighed. | 1.4225 | 0.08188 | 71 | 49 | 14 | 8 |
518 | This will get you back on track. | 1.4225 | 0.04569 | 187 | 127 | 44 | 16 |
519 | Yes, sir, a few side effects. | 1.4225 | 0.04474 | 187 | 122 | 52 | 13 |
520 | Two verses of "Happy Birthday" for washing your hands, two verses of "Camptown Races" for washing your hooves. | 1.4225 | 0.05076 | 187 | 130 | 35 | 22 |
521 | How bad is it? I mean, how often do you walk into a bar? | 1.4225 | 0.04903 | 187 | 127 | 41 | 19 |
522 | Yes,there are some side effects,but seldom is heard a discouraging word. | 1.4225 | 0.04724 | 187 | 124 | 47 | 16 |
523 | You must be the Centaur of Disease Control" | 1.4225 | 0.04785 | 187 | 125 | 45 | 17 |
524 | I suspect I may be experiencing some side effects | 1.4225 | 0.04785 | 187 | 125 | 45 | 17 |
525 | No, you can't use the bathroom. | 1.4225 | 0.04903 | 187 | 127 | 41 | 19 |
526 | Glad to hear the wife is happier now. | 1.4211 | 0.04903 | 190 | 130 | 40 | 20 |
527 | Sir, I've worked here over twelve years, and this is this first time I've ever heard of "prescription strength sugar-cubes". | 1.4211 | 0.04959 | 190 | 131 | 38 | 21 |
528 | This is embarrassing, but I think I have flies... | 1.4211 | 0.04788 | 190 | 128 | 44 | 18 |
529 | This will help your hay fever symptoms, but ultimately you may want to rethink your diet. | 1.4194 | 0.04552 | 186 | 121 | 52 | 13 |
530 | These are suppositories, so you may need a ranch hand. | 1.4194 | 0.04552 | 186 | 121 | 52 | 13 |
531 | Why the long face?! ... Oh, I guess that joke doesn't really work here. | 1.4194 | 0.04552 | 186 | 121 | 52 | 13 |
532 | Your drug plan doesn't allow refills. We have to shoot you. | 1.4194 | 0.04979 | 186 | 128 | 38 | 20 |
533 | Sorry, I don’t have anything that cures horse’s ass. | 1.4194 | 0.05037 | 186 | 129 | 36 | 21 |
534 | This should clear up any horseness. | 1.4194 | 0.04678 | 186 | 123 | 48 | 15 |
535 | Too strong for you: too weak for the horse | 1.4194 | 0.04422 | 186 | 125 | 47 | 14 |
536 | Well, honestly, it's the first prescription for hoof and mouth disease I've ever filled. | 1.4194 | 0.04615 | 186 | 122 | 50 | 14 |
537 | I'm sorry but this hasn't been tested on animals. | 1.4194 | 0.04615 | 186 | 122 | 50 | 14 |
538 | What didn't you understand about the term 'horse pill'? | 1.4194 | 0.04920 | 186 | 127 | 40 | 19 |
539 | Stomp once for debit, twice for credit. | 1.4194 | 0.04487 | 186 | 120 | 54 | 12 |
540 | The side effects may require you to sleep standing up. | 1.4194 | 0.04739 | 186 | 124 | 46 | 16 |
541 | Are you out of hoof sanitizer? | 1.4194 | 0.04739 | 186 | 124 | 46 | 16 |
542 | I'm sorry, but it does say here that you could become a little hoarse. | 1.4194 | 0.04487 | 186 | 120 | 54 | 12 |
543 | All you're worried about is the hairline? | 1.4194 | 0.04920 | 186 | 127 | 40 | 19 |
544 | 'Half-Horse Syndrome' is not a thing. 'Half-Assed' is maybe what you're thinking of. | 1.4194 | 0.04322 | 186 | 123 | 51 | 12 |
545 | I 'm sorry, I can only give you half a prescription. I am not a veterinarian. | 1.4194 | 0.04678 | 186 | 123 | 48 | 15 |
546 | I can’t help you. Maybe try the Greek apothecary down the street. | 1.4194 | 0.04800 | 186 | 125 | 44 | 17 |
547 | I see we have two prescriptions.. | 1.4194 | 0.04615 | 186 | 122 | 50 | 14 |
548 | Thanks for the feedback; we’ll update the list of possible side-effects. | 1.4194 | 0.04220 | 186 | 126 | 49 | 11 |
549 | No, not a pandemic, but the CDC recommends you stay in your stall for two weeks. | 1.4194 | 0.04739 | 186 | 124 | 46 | 16 |
550 | Hay fever season is going to be terrible. | 1.4194 | 0.04678 | 186 | 123 | 48 | 15 |
551 | 'Take with water, but I can't make you.' | 1.4185 | 0.04775 | 184 | 123 | 45 | 16 |
552 | Oh! I thought you said you were slightly hoarse! | 1.4185 | 0.04712 | 184 | 122 | 47 | 15 |
553 | True... my erectile dysfunction is better, but none of my pants fit. | 1.4185 | 0.04898 | 184 | 125 | 41 | 18 |
554 | Yes, I suggest you take these with water; I just can’t make you drink the water. | 1.4185 | 0.04775 | 184 | 123 | 45 | 16 |
555 | Just so you know, this may cause bucking. | 1.4185 | 0.04837 | 184 | 124 | 43 | 17 |
556 | “We're all out of face masks. How about some hoof sanitizer?” | 1.4185 | 0.04837 | 184 | 124 | 43 | 17 |
557 | They're horsepills, but I think you can handle it. | 1.4185 | 0.04775 | 184 | 123 | 45 | 16 |
558 | I wouldn"t worry. It says these side effects go away 100 percent of the time in half the patients. | 1.4185 | 0.04519 | 184 | 119 | 53 | 12 |
559 | Any side effects? No sir. No known side effects.” | 1.4185 | 0.04775 | 184 | 123 | 45 | 16 |
560 | Your insulin is $1000, but the sugar cubes are only a $5 copay. | 1.4176 | 0.04812 | 182 | 122 | 44 | 16 |
561 | Why yes, it does have some unusual side effects. Why do you ask? | 1.4176 | 0.04748 | 182 | 121 | 46 | 15 |
562 | Yeah, something was wrong with that batch. | 1.4176 | 0.04874 | 182 | 123 | 42 | 17 |
563 | If by 'stomping and galloping,' you mean 'restlessness' -- yes, it's listed | 1.4167 | 0.04849 | 180 | 121 | 43 | 16 |
564 | So you're saying I have to ride out these side effects for another week? | 1.4167 | 0.04378 | 180 | 114 | 57 | 9 |
565 | Do you mind if I ask where you intend to go when you take this Viagra? | 1.4167 | 0.04849 | 180 | 121 | 43 | 16 |
566 | Your insurance will only pony up about 50%--which is just about right in your case. | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
567 | I'm looking for a larger toenail clipper. | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
568 | Apparently, being ‘as healthy as a horse’ doesn’t mean what it used to” | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
569 | Hey, it was your idea to save a few bucks and go with the generic brand. | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
570 | Sir, at this juncture I’d say Hay Fever should be the least of your worries. | 1.4167 | 0.04653 | 180 | 118 | 49 | 13 |
571 | One of these a day and you should have your giddy-up back. | 1.4167 | 0.04975 | 180 | 123 | 39 | 18 |
572 | Yes, sir, it's a rare side effect but it does happen. | 1.4167 | 0.04912 | 180 | 122 | 41 | 17 |
573 | What were the side effects? | 1.4167 | 0.04719 | 180 | 119 | 47 | 14 |
574 | Do you have anything for a pain in the ass? | 1.4167 | 0.04975 | 180 | 123 | 39 | 18 |
575 | Well,that's strange. I don't see it listed among the side effects. | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
576 | One in the morning and one at post time | 1.4167 | 0.05037 | 180 | 124 | 37 | 19 |
577 | Potential side effects include, fatigue, nausea and a yearning for the open prairie | 1.4167 | 0.04586 | 180 | 117 | 51 | 12 |
578 | Didn't you read the label? It says, "stop taking if you become hoarse." | 1.4167 | 0.04448 | 180 | 122 | 45 | 13 |
579 | It has not been animal-tested | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
580 | It says, "One for a man, and two for a horse". So let's start out with one-and-a-half. | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
581 | You should see substantial mane regrowth, but there are a few side effects. | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
582 | Yeah, with this sometimes only the tail hair grows. | 1.4153 | 0.04914 | 183 | 125 | 40 | 18 |
583 | Well, I know your internist prescribed this, but let me check with your veterinarian, too. | 1.4153 | 0.04599 | 183 | 120 | 50 | 13 |
584 | I'm sorry Mr. Mnuchin that your horses ass syndrome is not responding to treatment. | 1.4153 | 0.05325 | 183 | 132 | 26 | 25 |
585 | Your condition is so unusual that I called for advice from the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.4144 | 0.05075 | 181 | 126 | 35 | 20 |
586 | This should help your baldness. | 1.4134 | 0.04667 | 179 | 118 | 48 | 13 |
587 | Careful with the Viagra, you might injure somebody. | 1.4134 | 0.04992 | 179 | 123 | 38 | 18 |
588 | You know they test your urine if you win. | 1.4134 | 0.05177 | 179 | 126 | 32 | 21 |
589 | Yes, your wife did call in your prescription and said a horse's ass would be picking it up. | 1.4134 | 0.04865 | 179 | 121 | 42 | 16 |
590 | Preparation “H” with an extra-long applicator, please. | 1.4134 | 0.05055 | 179 | 124 | 36 | 19 |
591 | It’s just an expression, sir. They’re not actually horse pills. | 1.4134 | 0.04461 | 179 | 115 | 54 | 10 |
592 | Do you have anything to help me avoid the Coronavirus?” “Is that all you’re worried about? | 1.4134 | 0.04600 | 179 | 117 | 50 | 12 |
593 | Take two capsules just before you hit the hay. | 1.4134 | 0.04734 | 179 | 119 | 46 | 14 |
594 | Do you prefer capsules or a salt lick? | 1.4134 | 0.05055 | 179 | 124 | 36 | 19 |
595 | This should cure a bad case of the trots. | 1.4134 | 0.05177 | 179 | 126 | 32 | 21 |
596 | Here's your prescription, sir. You should start to be less hoarse by tomorrow. | 1.4124 | 0.04770 | 177 | 118 | 45 | 14 |
597 | Oh ... over the phone I thought you said you were a little hoarse. | 1.4124 | 0.04968 | 177 | 121 | 39 | 17 |
598 | HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WIN YOUR CAPTION CONTEST IF IT NEEDS TO BE RECEIVED BY YOU ON MARCH “8th” 2020, IF I DON’T GET MY ISSUE UNTIL MARCH “TENTH” 2020 ???? THIS HAPPENS EVERY MONTH !!! | 1.4124 | 0.05519 | 177 | 130 | 21 | 26 |
599 | Your pronouns, please? | 1.4124 | 0.04968 | 177 | 121 | 39 | 17 |
600 | These will make you feel better, but you’ll still be a horse’s ass. | 1.4114 | 0.04669 | 175 | 115 | 48 | 12 |
601 | Nightmares?" | 1.4114 | 0.04942 | 175 | 119 | 40 | 16 |
602 | It all started with a cough, but this morning I felt very hoarse. | 1.4114 | 0.04808 | 175 | 117 | 44 | 14 |
603 | Do you have anything for Equestrian Dysfunction? | 1.4114 | 0.04942 | 175 | 119 | 40 | 16 |
604 | You can pay here, or pony up at the front. | 1.4104 | 0.04776 | 173 | 115 | 45 | 13 |
605 | I'm pretty sure I told you that side effects included hair loss. | 1.4104 | 0.04776 | 173 | 115 | 45 | 13 |
606 | Hmm it's pretty rare for it to go beyond the throat... | 1.4104 | 0.05049 | 173 | 119 | 37 | 17 |
607 | Well, they can't possibly list EVERY potential side effect on the label, you know! | 1.4104 | 0.04914 | 173 | 117 | 41 | 15 |
608 | Just take one, two is enough for a whole horse. | 1.4104 | 0.05049 | 173 | 119 | 37 | 17 |
609 | Yep, I’ll be darned. There it is. Between burping and diarrhea. | 1.4104 | 0.04776 | 173 | 115 | 45 | 13 |
610 | Ahhh... another prescription from Dr. Don's Stable Genius Medical Center... says right here in the fine print,"Side effects include a profound loss of common sense, followed by Horse's Ass Syndrome." | 1.4104 | 0.05181 | 173 | 121 | 33 | 19 |
611 | I'll give you the pills free if you promise to stop by my Kentucky Derby party. | 1.4104 | 0.04776 | 173 | 115 | 45 | 13 |
612 | And here I thought satyr was dead | 1.4091 | 0.05018 | 176 | 124 | 33 | 19 |
613 | I'm afraid we're out of the oral version. How long are your arms? | 1.4085 | 0.08168 | 71 | 50 | 13 | 8 |
614 | The label clearly states, "There may be some nagging side-effects." | 1.4080 | 0.04683 | 174 | 115 | 47 | 12 |
615 | And this should help with your gas, Your costume partner will thank you. | 1.4070 | 0.04720 | 172 | 114 | 46 | 12 |
616 | Box of extra large condoms please | 1.4070 | 0.05392 | 172 | 124 | 26 | 22 |
617 | It’s ok to trot or canter, but just don’t gallop while on the medication. | 1.4070 | 0.04999 | 172 | 118 | 38 | 16 |
618 | The warning label did say that side effects included possible hoarseness. | 1.4070 | 0.04791 | 172 | 115 | 44 | 13 |
619 | Yes, yes, I know how to use the medication. What do I look like, a horse's ass? | 1.4070 | 0.05067 | 172 | 119 | 36 | 17 |
620 | I don’t know—what did the Centaurs for Disease Control say about this medicine? | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
621 | I supply the pills. I don't stick them in apples for you. | 1.4070 | 0.04791 | 172 | 115 | 44 | 13 |
622 | If I understand your question correctly, yes these pills can cure your hoarseness. | 1.4070 | 0.04647 | 172 | 113 | 48 | 11 |
623 | I’m sorry, Mr. Aquinas, but your insurance only covers the hemorrhoid cream, not the six foot applicator. | 1.4070 | 0.05134 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
624 | You told your doctor you were a little horse? | 1.4070 | 0.05067 | 172 | 119 | 36 | 17 |
625 | Hi Bob, can I get a ride home after my shift? | 1.4070 | 0.05134 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
626 | Perhaps next time you won't cut me off when I ask if there's any questions about your prescription. | 1.4070 | 0.04999 | 172 | 118 | 38 | 16 |
627 | This is the best we have for the trots. | 1.4070 | 0.05134 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
628 | I'm sorry, sir, I thought you said "Centaur" not "Centrum". | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
629 | Anything for involuntary bowel movements? | 1.4048 | 0.04940 | 168 | 114 | 40 | 14 |
630 | If you haven't improved in a few days, come back in to be put down. | 1.4048 | 0.05289 | 168 | 119 | 30 | 19 |
631 | It should work for the gallops, too. | 1.4048 | 0.05221 | 168 | 118 | 32 | 18 |
632 | I think it may be time to cut back on the steroids Mr. Jones. | 1.4048 | 0.04940 | 168 | 114 | 40 | 14 |
633 | Is there a problem? | 1.4048 | 0.04868 | 168 | 113 | 42 | 13 |
634 | Low drug prices are the real fantasy. | 1.4048 | 0.05356 | 168 | 120 | 28 | 20 |
635 | I am so sorry, sir. I honestly didn’t realize that E.D. were your initials. | 1.4036 | 0.05126 | 166 | 115 | 35 | 16 |
636 | But does your wife have any complaints? | 1.4036 | 0.04907 | 166 | 112 | 41 | 13 |
637 | Are you the horse with no mane? | 1.4036 | 0.05126 | 166 | 115 | 35 | 16 |
638 | Why yes, the hormone therapy was developed with horse genes. Why do you ask? | 1.4036 | 0.04832 | 166 | 111 | 43 | 12 |
639 | This drug will make you pee like a horse, just sayin'. | 1.4036 | 0.05196 | 166 | 116 | 33 | 17 |
640 | I'm sorry Mr. Felder, we're out of your transition medication. You'll just have to run in the Derby as you are. | 1.4036 | 0.04981 | 166 | 113 | 39 | 14 |
641 | One pill three times a day, and if it doesn't work, I'll have to shoot you. | 1.4036 | 0.04981 | 166 | 113 | 39 | 14 |
642 | I’d suggest you get out of that costume before you start this colonoscopy prep. | 1.4036 | 0.05126 | 166 | 115 | 35 | 16 |
643 | This should help your hay allergy. | 1.4036 | 0.04756 | 166 | 110 | 45 | 11 |
644 | No, I''m afraid I can't. You'll have to find a friend who will agree to insert these suppositories for you. | 1.4036 | 0.05266 | 166 | 117 | 31 | 18 |
645 | On the other hand, your complexion...HAS cleared up! | 1.4036 | 0.04832 | 166 | 111 | 43 | 12 |
646 | Do you have something to make me drink? | 1.4036 | 0.05054 | 166 | 114 | 37 | 15 |
647 | Why yes. One for you and one for the horse you rode in on. | 1.4036 | 0.04907 | 166 | 112 | 41 | 13 |
648 | I told you there might be some side effects! | 1.4036 | 0.04832 | 166 | 111 | 43 | 12 |
649 | They rushed the CoVid 19 vaccine to the public without knowing the consequences. | 1.4036 | 0.05266 | 166 | 117 | 31 | 18 |
650 | No, it's not covered. Your insurance policy excludes riders. | 1.4036 | 0.05266 | 166 | 117 | 31 | 18 |
651 | No, you absolutely may NOT have the key to the restroom. | 1.4036 | 0.05335 | 166 | 118 | 29 | 19 |
652 | That'll take about 15 minutes to fill. There's a grassy median by the road if you'd like to wait. | 1.4024 | 0.04794 | 164 | 109 | 44 | 11 |
653 | There's no need to be so offended. All I meant is that these pills are unusually large. | 1.4024 | 0.04168 | 164 | 111 | 46 | 7 |
654 | Without insurance it’s going to cost you an arm and a hoof. | 1.4024 | 0.03692 | 164 | 117 | 40 | 7 |
655 | No, I'm afraid we haven't got anything for having been'ridden hard and put away wet.' | 1.4024 | 0.04715 | 164 | 108 | 46 | 10 |
656 | Being a centaur is a pre-existing condition. | 1.4024 | 0.05023 | 164 | 112 | 38 | 14 |
657 | Its the medicine recommended by most GastroCentaurologists. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
658 | Your doctor prescribed this for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.4024 | 0.05241 | 164 | 115 | 32 | 17 |
659 | The vet wanted to shoot me... | 1.4024 | 0.05023 | 164 | 112 | 38 | 14 |
660 | Cancel my Viagra subscription. | 1.4024 | 0.05382 | 164 | 117 | 28 | 19 |
661 | nothing too strong I'm running in the fourth at Belmont | 1.4024 | 0.05170 | 164 | 114 | 34 | 16 |
662 | I'd recommend Trojans. | 1.4024 | 0.04676 | 164 | 114 | 37 | 13 |
663 | As side effects go, it's helped in getting me to work on time. | 1.4024 | 0.04715 | 164 | 108 | 46 | 10 |
664 | Sir, this is enough painkillers to take down a horse... oh | 1.4024 | 0.05097 | 164 | 113 | 36 | 15 |
665 | We’re half way there. | 1.4024 | 0.04715 | 164 | 108 | 46 | 10 |
666 | Surprisingly, this is one of the few things that's 100% covered by your healthcare provider. | 1.4024 | 0.04794 | 164 | 109 | 44 | 11 |
667 | Yes, I can swallow a horse pill. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
668 | I have this Charlyhorse in my legs. | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 110 | 42 | 12 |
669 | I couldn't reach your physician, but the vet agreed to give you a refill | 1.4024 | 0.04554 | 164 | 106 | 50 | 8 |
670 | Be sure to take this medication with pasture grass, hay or oats. Get plenty of stable rest and avoid barrel racing for at least three weeks. | 1.4024 | 0.04794 | 164 | 109 | 44 | 11 |
671 | It’s a nagging cough making me hoarse. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
672 | Now, you can't pull a chariot within 4-6 hours of taking these. | 1.4024 | 0.05023 | 164 | 112 | 38 | 14 |
673 | That'll be one buck. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
674 | I’m sorry but your insurance doesn’t cover either half. | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 114 | 36 | 14 |
675 | Give this a try. But to be honest I would just talk to your HR department about getting one of those new stand-up desks. | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 110 | 42 | 12 |
676 | Sir, what do you identify yourself as? | 1.4024 | 0.05170 | 164 | 114 | 34 | 16 |
677 | I think you are definitely experiencing a side effect. | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 110 | 42 | 12 |
678 | If you’re still a little horse by the end of the week, come back in. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
679 | "Mr. Centaur or Mr. Satyr? I can never keep you guys straight." | 1.4024 | 0.05097 | 164 | 115 | 33 | 16 |
680 | Do you have something for a Charley horse? | 1.4024 | 0.04794 | 164 | 109 | 44 | 11 |
681 | It says right here on the insert, “Side effects include horseness.” | 1.4024 | 0.05170 | 164 | 114 | 34 | 16 |
682 | This will help with your cough, but you’ll still be a little hoarse. | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 110 | 42 | 12 |
683 | I'm afraid, in this case, "Horse Pill" is not a euphemism Mr. Phillips. | 1.4024 | 0.04545 | 169 | 110 | 50 | 9 |
684 | You're lucky! Not too many years ago they'd have just shot you! | 1.4024 | 0.04771 | 169 | 113 | 44 | 12 |
685 | You look like your brother, but in reverse. | 1.4024 | 0.05127 | 169 | 118 | 34 | 17 |
686 | ...and cancel the Viagra subscription. | 1.4024 | 0.05263 | 169 | 120 | 30 | 19 |
687 | You know what they say...a gentleman in the streets, a Sagittarius in the sheets. | 1.4023 | 0.04747 | 174 | 117 | 44 | 13 |
688 | I think I might have the clop. | 1.4012 | 0.05240 | 167 | 118 | 31 | 18 |
689 | Horseness is a known side effect. | 1.4000 | 0.05510 | 110 | 71 | 34 | 5 |
690 | Are you certain you want a rectal thermometer? | 1.3988 | 0.05188 | 163 | 114 | 33 | 16 |
691 | I'm afraid your insurance co-pay won't cover your ass. | 1.3988 | 0.05115 | 163 | 113 | 35 | 15 |
692 | This should help with the runs and the trots but we have nothing for the gallops. | 1.3975 | 0.05083 | 161 | 111 | 36 | 14 |
693 | My wife says I'm not half the man I used to be. Do you have something for that? | 1.3962 | 0.04889 | 159 | 107 | 41 | 11 |
694 | That’s why you should read the side effects pamphlet before starting any new medication. | 1.3962 | 0.04889 | 159 | 107 | 41 | 11 |
695 | Well, yes. I did say I would love to be a stud. | 1.3951 | 0.04904 | 162 | 110 | 40 | 12 |
696 | Here are your hair loss pills. Any other issues? | 1.3951 | 0.04745 | 162 | 108 | 44 | 10 |
697 | Did you keep the capsules at a stable temperature? | 1.3951 | 0.04825 | 162 | 109 | 42 | 11 |
698 | Your insurance came back “neigh”. | 1.3951 | 0.04496 | 162 | 107 | 47 | 8 |
699 | Well,yes,it IS in the list of possible side effects. | 1.3951 | 0.04904 | 162 | 110 | 40 | 12 |
700 | I apologize most sincerely! "Horse pill" is only meant to refer to the size of the medication. | 1.3951 | 0.05207 | 162 | 114 | 32 | 16 |
701 | These pills will help with the symptoms, but otherwise you're just gonna have to ride it out. | 1.3951 | 0.04663 | 162 | 107 | 46 | 9 |
702 | I need something for a sore throat...I'm a little hoarse. | 1.3951 | 0.04663 | 162 | 107 | 46 | 9 |
703 | There should be two prescriptions, one from my M.D. and one from my veterinarian. | 1.3951 | 0.05133 | 162 | 113 | 34 | 15 |
704 | For you, or your better half? | 1.3951 | 0.05207 | 162 | 114 | 32 | 16 |
705 | Yes,I would think pulling a plow would be considered operating heavy equipment. | 1.3951 | 0.04825 | 162 | 109 | 42 | 11 |
706 | You're correct. This side effect isn't listed. | 1.3951 | 0.04904 | 162 | 110 | 40 | 12 |
707 | Actually, the dosage would be double if you were a quarter horse. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
708 | Well, not like a racehorse, no. | 1.3951 | 0.05207 | 162 | 114 | 32 | 16 |
709 | Sorry, your insurance only covers from the waist up. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
710 | You said it’s your throat that’s hoarse? | 1.3951 | 0.04663 | 162 | 107 | 46 | 9 |
711 | Got anything for hayfever? | 1.3951 | 0.04745 | 162 | 108 | 44 | 10 |
712 | You seem like a well-centaured man. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
713 | It's a rare side effect and no, I don't have any sugar cubes. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
714 | This should put a giddy up in your get along. | 1.3951 | 0.05058 | 162 | 112 | 36 | 14 |
715 | Here - this should help a little with your restless leg syndrome. | 1.3951 | 0.04904 | 162 | 110 | 40 | 12 |
716 | You are allowed to keep your own trainer under Obamacare" | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
717 | Hold your horses, I’ll be with you in a minute! | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
718 | It says it's for horses, not for men, says it might kill you but it don't say when. | 1.3949 | 0.05092 | 157 | 108 | 36 | 13 |
719 | Well, it isn't a listed side effect... | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
720 | We're very sorry about the mix up with your Cialis prescription. It looked to us as if your doctor wrote Centaurus. | 1.3949 | 0.04846 | 157 | 105 | 42 | 10 |
721 | You know, I'm also a Sagittarius! | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
722 | We don’t have any medicines to cure you’re being a horse’s ass, Mr. Barr. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
723 | Yes. I’m also a farmacist. | 1.3949 | 0.05404 | 157 | 112 | 28 | 17 |
724 | You can't just ride in here and expect a cure immediately. | 1.3949 | 0.04674 | 157 | 103 | 46 | 8 |
725 | I apologize, but that term only means the pills are pretty big. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
726 | No sir, Mane and Tail is in the shampoo aisle. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
727 | Yes, sir, I suppose “operating heavy machinery” would include dragging a plow. | 1.3949 | 0.04846 | 157 | 105 | 42 | 10 |
728 | I can't serve you. You're not wearing any pants. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
729 | Whatever you call it - the runs, the trots - this should help. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
730 | I'm afraid that "horse pills" only refer to the size of the medication, not the result. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
731 | It might give you the trots. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
732 | I'm sorry...You're looking for the 'Centaurs' of Disease Control | 1.3949 | 0.05092 | 157 | 108 | 36 | 13 |
733 | Any history of abnormal reactions to drugs? | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
734 | You can take if with milk, or a bowl of hay. Just make sure no one rides you for at least 4 hrs | 1.3949 | 0.04674 | 157 | 103 | 46 | 8 |
735 | Unfortunately, you're saddled with a high deductible. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
736 | NOW do you have any questions for the pharmacist? | 1.3949 | 0.05172 | 157 | 109 | 34 | 14 |
737 | Looks like we accidentally gave you psilocybin. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
738 | Would you like the hay flavored or the cherry flavored tablets? | 1.3949 | 0.04761 | 157 | 104 | 44 | 9 |
739 | It clearly says that 'horseness' is one of the side effects. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
740 | Don't worry, your condition's stable | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
741 | My father was a horse's ass. | 1.3949 | 0.05092 | 157 | 108 | 36 | 13 |
742 | And don't take while pulling farm machinery. | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
743 | I don't think you need to worry about side effects. | 1.3949 | 0.05092 | 157 | 108 | 36 | 13 |
744 | Well, to me it looks like a pre-existing condition | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
745 | Something for hoof and mouth disease, please, and a bottle of Rogaine | 1.3949 | 0.05092 | 157 | 108 | 36 | 13 |
746 | I did rub it there. This is what happened. | 1.3949 | 0.04674 | 157 | 103 | 46 | 8 |
747 | These should have you back in the saddle in no time. | 1.3949 | 0.04846 | 157 | 105 | 42 | 10 |
748 | It would behoove you to see a doctor. | 1.3949 | 0.05172 | 157 | 109 | 34 | 14 |
749 | You can sprinkle a crushed one on a tuft of grass. | 1.3949 | 0.04930 | 157 | 106 | 40 | 11 |
750 | Usually, they won’t prescribe an antibiotic if you’re just a little hoarse.” | 1.3949 | 0.04846 | 157 | 105 | 42 | 10 |
751 | This is the strongest thing they make for hay fever. | 1.3949 | 0.04761 | 157 | 104 | 44 | 9 |
752 | I am sorry sir, but according to your insurance company a horse's ass is a pre-existing condition and is therefore not covered. | 1.3949 | 0.04888 | 157 | 108 | 37 | 12 |
753 | Sorry there's no vaccine for the recent outbreak of centaur virus yet. | 1.3935 | 0.04886 | 155 | 104 | 41 | 10 |
754 | Some call these horse pills, but don't let that confuse you. | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 106 | 37 | 12 |
755 | Apparently you have taken these before. | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
756 | This will enable you to focus on issues instead of the horserace. | 1.3935 | 0.01941 | 155 | 114 | 38 | 3 |
757 | Take 3 times a day with hay. | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
758 | We are out of face masks. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
759 | This is a diuretic. Most patients like you find it unnecessary. | 1.3935 | 0.04800 | 155 | 103 | 43 | 9 |
760 | Besides nausea, have you experienced any other side effects? | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 106 | 37 | 12 |
761 | The warning clearly states it might make you a little hoarse. | 1.3935 | 0.05298 | 155 | 109 | 31 | 15 |
762 | And remember to call your vet if your erection doesn’t discontinue after four hours. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
763 | Take one a day for two weeks and you should be hot to trot. | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
764 | You're going to want the stablehand to wear a glove. | 1.3935 | 0.04971 | 155 | 105 | 39 | 11 |
765 | Well, you no longer need Viagra. | 1.3935 | 0.04886 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
766 | Prescription for E.D. Oh, sorry, that's for Mr. Ed. | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
767 | OK, let's try another medication | 1.3935 | 0.04971 | 155 | 105 | 39 | 11 |
768 | What do you mean the insurance company said i have a preexisting condition? | 1.3935 | 0.04971 | 155 | 105 | 39 | 11 |
769 | I don't care if you're the "Centaur for Disease Control"; you still have a co-pay!" | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 106 | 37 | 12 |
770 | Stomp your foot once if you understand the instructions." | 1.3935 | 0.05298 | 155 | 109 | 31 | 15 |
771 | Are you sure you’re taking these as prescribed? | 1.3913 | 0.05075 | 161 | 112 | 35 | 14 |
772 | Gave you the trots, you say? | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
773 | The warning on those blue pills said, it might make you feel like a stallion. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
774 | Any questions?" "No. You? | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
775 | Your wife cancelled your Viagra prescription, but there’s a lady in aisle three who would like to meet you. | 1.3882 | 0.05031 | 152 | 104 | 37 | 11 |
776 | Take one at night before you hit the hay. | 1.3882 | 0.04855 | 152 | 102 | 41 | 9 |
777 | According to these instruction, one tablet with hay 3 times daily. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
778 | It should be filed under Ed. | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
779 | I'd offer you a glass of water if I thought there was a chance you'd drink it. | 1.3882 | 0.05366 | 152 | 108 | 29 | 15 |
780 | No, you don’t have the coronavirus. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
781 | This should put the giddy-up back in your step... | 1.3882 | 0.04855 | 152 | 102 | 41 | 9 |
782 | "And what if I did have hoof-and-mouth disease? Would you still think you're a comedian? | 1.3882 | 0.05526 | 152 | 110 | 25 | 17 |
783 | It’s going around, my mother is as sick as a dog? | 1.3882 | 0.05447 | 152 | 109 | 27 | 16 |
784 | Take one pill with meals. No alfalfa or carrots and plenty of rest, no horse play! | 1.3882 | 0.04855 | 152 | 102 | 41 | 9 |
785 | Horse... not hoarse. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
786 | Here you go, now giddyup. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
787 | My wife says that I have become a horse's ass. Do you anything to treat that ? | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
788 | Right now, the odds your prescription is covered are six to one. | 1.3882 | 0.05285 | 152 | 107 | 31 | 14 |
789 | I'm sorry sir, but health care is a human right. | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
790 | Hair loss may not be the side effect we should deal with first. | 1.3867 | 0.04896 | 150 | 101 | 40 | 9 |
791 | Do you have anything for “hoof and mouth” disease? | 1.3867 | 0.05417 | 150 | 107 | 28 | 15 |
792 | Sorry, sir, but it is listed as a side effect in the third paragraph! | 1.3867 | 0.05163 | 150 | 104 | 34 | 12 |
793 | Side effects may include dry mouth, sore throat, and hoarseness. | 1.3867 | 0.05163 | 150 | 104 | 34 | 12 |
794 | Sorry to saddle you with this co-pay | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
795 | We may need to double the dose for your restless leg syndrome. | 1.3867 | 0.05249 | 150 | 105 | 32 | 13 |
796 | This may help you with the runs. | 1.3867 | 0.04710 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
797 | Be sure to take this with at least two buckets of water and avoid oats for twenty four hours | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
798 | Side effects include leading yourself to water without experiencing thirst. | 1.3867 | 0.05417 | 150 | 107 | 28 | 15 |
799 | These pills are so large they're like-er, uh-I mean they're big. | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
800 | I suppose they should be more clear when they say you could become a little hoarse. | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
801 | Half of this is covered by insurance. | 1.3851 | 0.05551 | 148 | 107 | 25 | 16 |
802 | You're actually worried about the side effects? | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
803 | It's the Corral Virus. See a doctor if it worsens. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
804 | These are cough drops; I thought you said you were a bit hoarse. | 1.3851 | 0.04844 | 148 | 101 | 38 | 9 |
805 | This'll take care of the cough, but not the horse-ness | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
806 | Well, you were warned of the side effects. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
807 | I can read: THREE refills. You don’t have to stomp. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
808 | Ed, I think you're overusing the horse pills. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
809 | Yeh, it’s funny because I voted democrat just the once. | 1.3851 | 0.05468 | 148 | 106 | 27 | 15 |
810 | If it's been longer than four hours, you really should go to the emergency room. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
811 | Your doctor warned you about side effects, didn't he? | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
812 | Side effects include growing a human torso, hair loss, and an uncontrollable urge to prepare taxes. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
813 | No, we haven't heard of any side effects. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
814 | I don't remember this being listed as a side effect. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
815 | That's $10 copay and $50 to clean up the drive-through from your last visit. | 1.3851 | 0.05468 | 148 | 106 | 27 | 15 |
816 | I'm going to need to see some ID. | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
817 | At first just my throat was hoarse... | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
818 | This is actually one of the more mild side effects. | 1.3851 | 0.05551 | 148 | 107 | 25 | 16 |
819 | I’m sorry but you only have partial coverage. | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
820 | Sorry, but I can't fill a 2500-year-old prescription. | 1.3851 | 0.05551 | 148 | 107 | 25 | 16 |
821 | No, I'm sorry. Viagra does not work for geldings. | 1.3851 | 0.05468 | 148 | 106 | 27 | 15 |
822 | The side-effects are clearly on the bottle, sir. If you have any more questions, you’ll have to see a vet. | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
823 | For hoof and mouth disease, take one tablet twice daily. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
824 | Take these and put me down for "Half and Half" in the sixth. | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
825 | Sorry sir, I don’t care what your veterinarians says, I can’t fill this”.. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
826 | Your coat will be shinier, but unfortunately, it won't help with your bald spot. | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
827 | Sorry, no, you don't get any discount for being from the "Centaur for Disease Control" | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
828 | Did your doctor tell you they’re suppositories? | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
829 | You have one re-filly left after this one. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
830 | Forgot to take it with food, didn't you? | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
831 | Sorry, sir, erectile dysfunction in centaurs is just a myth. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
832 | You know, with such a long list of side effects you think they would have included that one... | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
833 | These should help you get back on your feet | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
834 | You may need help inserting these. | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
835 | The cap is foalproof. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
836 | I told you that if you didn’t use as directed it would make you a little horse. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
837 | And take two of these at the start of your meetings to keep the flies off. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
838 | You may have universal health care in Narnia, but here in the U.S. this medication costs $645. | 1.3851 | 0.05121 | 148 | 102 | 35 | 11 |
839 | Are my horse pills ready? | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
840 | Whoa! Looks like you have a little hitch in your giddyup! | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
841 | This is a horse dose so I suggest cutting it in half. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
842 | ...and you're sure you took them as directed? | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
843 | Do you have anything to help with the trots? | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
844 | Sir, any medication has side effects | 1.3841 | 0.05468 | 151 | 109 | 26 | 16 |
845 | There are some unusual side effects to this medication but I see you are already aware of that. | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
846 | I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get this one filled at Petsmart. | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
847 | Be careful, this may give you the trots. | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
848 | This medicine may cause fading around the clubhouse turn. | 1.3841 | 0.04870 | 151 | 102 | 40 | 9 |
849 | What do you recommend for a severe case of the trots? | 1.3841 | 0.05705 | 151 | 112 | 20 | 19 |
850 | Can I take it with hay? | 1.3841 | 0.05048 | 151 | 104 | 36 | 11 |
851 | I hope it's not those giant horse pills again! They did something funny last time. | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
852 | The tablets aren't as effective as the suppository, but I see your point. | 1.3841 | 0.05304 | 151 | 107 | 30 | 14 |
853 | Take one of these every six furlongs. | 1.3841 | 0.05304 | 151 | 107 | 30 | 14 |
854 | I can't give you ointment for a late scratch. That's a matter for the racing commission. | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
855 | They work, but as a gelding you're just going to get more frustrated. | 1.3836 | 0.05521 | 146 | 105 | 26 | 15 |
856 | Stomp twice if you understand the directions for taking these 'horse' pills. | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
857 | By the way...have any friends in the 4th at Belmont? | 1.3836 | 0.05167 | 146 | 101 | 34 | 11 |
858 | I hope this will help with your night mares. | 1.3836 | 0.04981 | 146 | 99 | 38 | 9 |
859 | I’m sorry but unless you are a service animal, you’ll have to wait outside for your prescription. | 1.3836 | 0.04981 | 146 | 99 | 38 | 9 |
860 | Do you have a Veterinarian I can consult with? | 1.3831 | 0.04625 | 154 | 102 | 45 | 7 |
861 | Side effects include the trots, horseness, and down the stretch marks. . | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
862 | The note from the doctor says "One for a man, Two for a horse". What am I supposed to do here ? | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
863 | Take two of these a day, and you'll be as healthy as a . . . oh, sorry. | 1.3826 | 0.05003 | 149 | 102 | 37 | 10 |
864 | These should stabilize you. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
865 | I can't accept veterinarian insurance for the other half. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
866 | It's not a bad sore throat--I"m just a little hoarse | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
867 | It’s a suppository but you can just swallow it, Jack. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
868 | Did you follow the dosage directions? | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
869 | Yes, those are our very largest condoms. | 1.3819 | 0.05746 | 144 | 106 | 21 | 17 |
870 | Tap twice for automatic refills. | 1.3819 | 0.04927 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 8 |
871 | So, which is it? The runs or the trots? | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
872 | And you already know about the side effects. | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
873 | --and what was your birth species? | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
874 | Was this prescribed by your doctor or your veterinarian? | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
875 | And as to side effects,I see you're in the top 1%. | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
876 | Yeah those side effect warnings are there for a reason. | 1.3819 | 0.04828 | 144 | 96 | 41 | 7 |
877 | This will treat both your hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3819 | 0.04927 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 8 |
878 | I’m afraid it’s a suppository. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
879 | No, I can't do it for you. How long are your arms? | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
880 | Your insurance only covers 50% | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
881 | And clean that up on your way out. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
882 | The other half of your prescription is at the vet. | 1.3819 | 0.04828 | 144 | 98 | 38 | 8 |
883 | the blue pills were the ones prescribed by your doctor and the red ones were prescribed by your veterinarian. | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
884 | Lastly, do not take while driving. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
885 | Do you have anything for hoof and hoof and hoof and hoof and mouth disease? | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
886 | I assure you the side effects in this are more reasonable. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
887 | No, it won't help with the bald spot, but it will add a nice fluff and sheen to your tail. | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
888 | Side effects may include excessive friskiness, being spooked easily, and the trots. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
889 | I'm sorry, sir, but it's right here under "Possible Side Effects." | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
890 | I'm Greek -- why do you ask? | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
891 | Sorry, but your veterinarian does not have privileges here. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
892 | Hold on...it looks like your veterinary insurance is picking up half the co-pay. | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
893 | Is your wife complaining? | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
894 | This will alleviate your anxiety, but it won’t keep you from being a horse’s ass. | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
895 | I’ve got something that will lead you to water but nothing that will make you drink. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
896 | I understand you're feeling a little horse | 1.3819 | 0.04927 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 8 |
897 | Are you sure you want the suppositories? | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
898 | This is what we usually recommend for the Trots. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
899 | This is enough to sedate a...oh never mind. | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
900 | Yep, Trigger, "middle-aged guy with receding hairline" is a possible side effect. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
901 | Oops. I thought you said the swine flu. | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
902 | I'm guessing you'll need help with these suppositories, Sir. | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
903 | Here’s your medicine but, your insurance will only cover two orthotic horse shoes. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 100 | 34 | 10 |
904 | Trust me, these pills will make you perform like a stallion. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
905 | I feel like a 'you know what' but can you go over the side effects with me again? | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
906 | Be sure to take these at grazing time. | 1.3819 | 0.04622 | 144 | 94 | 45 | 5 |
907 | Don’t pull any heavy equipment; be careful galloping at night. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
908 | Unfortunately these only come as suppositories. Do you have a close friend or stablemate that you ask for help? | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
909 | Do you have any questions for the farm assist? | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
910 | I guess you’re already familiar with the side effects? | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
911 | If it’s been more than four hours, you might want to call your vet. | 1.3810 | 0.05404 | 147 | 105 | 28 | 14 |
912 | The baldness cure you gave me had some unexpected side effects ! | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
913 | In what way did it give you the trots?" | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
914 | Take one before dinner with a sugar cube. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
915 | Stomp once if you have any questions. | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
916 | So, I see the new medication is helping with your transition, Mr. Ed. | 1.3793 | 0.04900 | 145 | 98 | 39 | 8 |
917 | Go out the door. Turn left and trot down the street about a furlong. The vet will be on the right. | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
918 | says here,"only approved for use in Fauns and Satyrs..." | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
919 | No, you want the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
920 | I'm Republican, why do you ask? | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
921 | Your HMO stands for Horse-Man Option. | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
922 | Sir,I warned you that,on Viagra,you'd be a real stud! | 1.3793 | 0.05628 | 145 | 106 | 23 | 16 |
923 | The warning is that it could kill a horse! | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
924 | Can you tell me if a side-effect of my medication is an irregular gait? | 1.3793 | 0.04802 | 145 | 97 | 41 | 7 |
925 | Yes, as advertised, it does restore a full mane of hair. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
926 | Sorry, but this prescription is for a horse of a different color. | 1.3793 | 0.04802 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
927 | Well, it says right here - 'May lead to feelings of extreme equinemity'. | 1.3793 | 0.05092 | 145 | 100 | 35 | 10 |
928 | It’s yours for free if you let my daughter ride on your back. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
929 | Take two of these and avoid Santa Anita. | 1.3793 | 0.05455 | 145 | 104 | 27 | 14 |
930 | We just need the first half of your Social Security number. | 1.3776 | 0.04943 | 143 | 97 | 38 | 8 |
931 | I know you're trying to help but stomping your hoof like that makes me lose count." | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
932 | Yes, sir - it's a very nice shirt and horseshoes are technically shoes, but I think the service sign implies you should be wearing pants. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
933 | This'll relieve your hay fever symptoms, but something tells me you've got bigger problems | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
934 | Even in this fantasy, your co-pay is still going to be $110. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
935 | Do you have any equestrians? | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
936 | I'm sorry. Without a service animal vest, you'll have to leave the store. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
937 | Well yes, hair loss is a possible side effect. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
938 | You didn't read the pamphlet, did you? | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
939 | It'll have you back on your feet in no time. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
940 | Sorry, hoof sanitizer is out of stock. | 1.3759 | 0.05377 | 141 | 100 | 29 | 12 |
941 | I’m having trouble sleeping. | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
942 | I suggest you return to your barn and don't touch your hands, mouth, eyes or tail. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
943 | Sure, it feels great when I'm running around on the weekends, but sitting at a desk all day really messes me up. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
944 | Sorry. Your copay only covers half. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
945 | But that’s three times as much as you charged the unicorn. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
946 | This should clear up the congestion. I don't know if it helps your hay allergy. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
947 | Well, maybe you should have asked about the uncommon side effects. | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
948 | The thought of using suppositories makes everyone feel a little skittish and jumpy, but I can see your wife's point. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
949 | I will still need to see ID. I don't remember you. | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
950 | Yes, it will prevent hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
951 | Now that you ask, it does have that as a side effect. We just didn't mention it because it only occurs in 0.0002% of patients. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
952 | Sir, I can only advise you on your prescriptions but since you asked, in my opinion, yes...posting a full-body shot on Tinder will attract a certain type. | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
953 | Do not gallop while taking this medicine. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
954 | Family history? Boy, where do I start? | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
955 | These should help clear things up, but in the future I recommend you refrain from buying supplements over the internet. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
956 | You know, you can be a real horse's ass sometimes. | 1.3741 | 0.05618 | 139 | 101 | 24 | 14 |
957 | I do apologize sir, but they only list the most common side effects. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
958 | I told you that one side effect is that it might make you a little horse. | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
959 | I’m sorry. This prescription is in Greek. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
960 | Avoid breaking a leg as if your life depends on it. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
961 | Take one capsule every four hours for the hitch in your giddy-up. | 1.3741 | 0.05618 | 139 | 101 | 24 | 14 |
962 | Apparently there are "droppings" in aisle 2? | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
963 | Is there a bathroom I can use? | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
964 | Take this one by mouth and rub this one on your hoofs twice a day. | 1.3741 | 0.04305 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
965 | You're one-part man and three-parts horse. Your drug plan pays only for the man part. | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
966 | The Xanax is working - I feel much more Centaured | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 102 | 25 | 12 |
967 | The sign says, "No shirt, no service". So...I guess you're ok. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
968 | No, there is no vaccine for centaurvirus yet, either. | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
969 | But do you have anything for hay fever? | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
970 | I"m sorry,sir,they don't make a pill to cure 'horse's ass' syndrome. | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
971 | Any Equestions about this medication? | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
972 | Any side effects? | 1.3741 | 0.04654 | 139 | 94 | 39 | 6 |
973 | Your cholesterol prescription is ready, but your worm pills are on back order. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
974 | Oooooh, you wanted to be hung like a horse. | 1.3741 | 0.04819 | 139 | 93 | 40 | 6 |
975 | This will take care of the syphilis but you'll still be a horse's ass. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
976 | So I should address these to your old Kentucky home? | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
977 | No, it's not a listed side effect of this drug either. | 1.3741 | 0.04926 | 139 | 94 | 38 | 7 |
978 | You’re trying to tell me this is not a pre-existing condition? | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
979 | Well, let's see what happens if we try the generic. | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
980 | Is this covered by my half-assed insurance? | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
981 | I’ll tell you what I think... if you’ll just put on a Stetson and a saddle, no one will notice your hair loss. | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
982 | It's Viagra. We don't call them 'hot to trot' pills. | 1.3723 | 0.04970 | 137 | 93 | 37 | 7 |
983 | Here is your prescription. You need to go to a Veterinarian for your other problem | 1.3723 | 0.04970 | 137 | 93 | 37 | 7 |
984 | You may experience trouble using public restrooms. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
985 | You’re three lengths and a nose from meeting this year’s deductible. | 1.3723 | 0.05675 | 137 | 100 | 23 | 14 |
986 | I've got the runs. | 1.3723 | 0.05129 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
987 | How am I supposed to know how many legs you had yesterday? | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
988 | You the guy who called about hoof and mouth? | 1.3723 | 0.04970 | 137 | 93 | 37 | 7 |
989 | I’m always the centaur of attention! | 1.3723 | 0.05675 | 137 | 100 | 23 | 14 |
990 | It's basically Valium and hay in a single tablet. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
991 | Oh, so now it occurs to you to question your herbal medicine strategy. | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
992 | No, my healthcare provider is in a stable, not instable. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
993 | Yes, sir, it does have oats in it -- good for your better half. | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
994 | Doc, I need some throat medicine. I'm feeling a little horse. | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
995 | I’m a little hoarse. What can I take for my sore throat? | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
996 | No need sir, the one gallon urine sample you provided two minutes ago will suffice. | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
997 | You're the first one Sir to ever ask for the size that we affectionately call 'horse pills.' | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
998 | Refill until you’re in stable condition. Looks like you’re halfway there. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
999 | I did say, there might be side effects | 1.3723 | 0.04749 | 137 | 91 | 41 | 5 |
1000 | Time to pony up. | 1.3723 | 0.05483 | 137 | 98 | 27 | 12 |
1001 | I guess 'may cause horseness' wasn't a typo after all. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
1002 | It's not a common side effect, I must say. | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
1003 | Yes, the bathroom is species neutral, but it is not long enough to close the door! | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
1004 | Says here it's a 50 percent co-pay | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
1005 | This medication has numerous potential side effects, including hallucinations and delusions. | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
1006 | I have this nagging backache... | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
1007 | Yeah, I'm just glad it wasn't something serious like a broken leg. | 1.3704 | 0.05014 | 135 | 92 | 36 | 7 |
1008 | That interaction is rare. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
1009 | These pills can only go so far. You will still have to stop horsing around. | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 133 | 89 | 39 | 5 |
1010 | Didn't you read the label? | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
1011 | An unfortunate side effect, but still preferable to death. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1012 | And your issue is? | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1013 | I'm sorry, they just keep repeating that it's a pre-existing condition. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1014 | Of all the ploys to get medical marijuana, this is probably the best I've seen. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1015 | Yes, I get the irony of my being a little hoarse. | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
1016 | You were warned about side effects | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1017 | Here’s your Neighagra, sir. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1018 | Call your doctor if it lasts longer than four furlongs. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1019 | Be sure to call your doctor if you notice signs of skittishness. | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
1020 | It's spelled P-H-A-R-M -- not F-A-R-M. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1021 | Sorry, I'll also need a signature from your vet. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1022 | Well, suppositories are recommended but I see the problem. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1023 | A sore throat could explain why you are a little horse. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
1024 | You trying to kick the habit? | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1025 | The manufacturer does say one of the side effects is horseness. | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 133 | 89 | 39 | 5 |
1026 | I need your actual date of birth. ‘Sagittarius, obviously’ isn’t specific enough. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1027 | These work great if you have a sore throat and feel a little horse. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1028 | I see you already know about the side effects. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1029 | Hoarseness is the most common side effect. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1030 | We give you a printout with COMMON side-effects. Yours, on the other hand... | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1031 | You can stop worrying, pattern baldness is passed down through the mother. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1032 | It's the best thing we have for the trots. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1033 | These should control your urge to gallop when doors open. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1034 | I understand you are feeling horse? | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
1035 | Anything for pain in the pastern--right where it meets the fetlock? | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 133 | 89 | 39 | 5 |
1036 | Thats right Mr. Jones, two in the morning and two more when you hit the hay... | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1037 | Again, as I've said before, "Results may vary". | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1038 | I thought you said your throat was hoarse! | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1039 | That's a common myth. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1040 | Avoid oats and alfalfa while taking this medication. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1041 | It doesn't appear that you'll be saddled with a huge co-pay... | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1042 | Thanks for vising the farmacy. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1043 | Without insurance you’ll have to pony up for this prescription. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 94 | 30 | 9 |
1044 | Do you have anything for a relentless, lower back ache? | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1045 | These doctors need to start typing up their prescriptions- I was supposed to be prescribed Eliquis! | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1046 | The add says 10% discount for SENIORS, not centaurs! | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1047 | I can see that, but you still have to pony up for the co-pay. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
1048 | Of course it's like swallowing a horse pill. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1049 | Take two daily with a bag of oats | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1050 | This will give you some giddyup. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1051 | Now the pills are very large, but that shouldn't be a problem for you. Take them as directed, and you'll be back in the saddle again. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1052 | And what exactly leads you to suspect hay fever? | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1053 | To refill your prescription should I call your doctor or your veterinarian. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
1054 | Mane enhancement is not covered by your insurance. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1055 | Yes, insurance only paid for half again. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1056 | Take one twice a day with oats. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1057 | So, you'd rather oral, not suppository? | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1058 | Well, this medication should help you get back on your hooves in no time. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1059 | There's a warning here about possible loss of equinimity. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
1060 | So,you're still a little hoarse? | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
1061 | Yes, excessive hair loss can be a side effect. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1062 | Take twice a day with grass or hay. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1063 | I need to see your drivers license. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1064 | Side effects? Only if you believe the myths. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1065 | I was OK with was dry mouth and constipation, but metamorphosis was supposed to be extremely rare. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1066 | The rest of the horse should be gone within a week. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 133 | 94 | 29 | 10 |
1067 | Why do you ask? | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
1068 | Just know this hay fever med can cause the trots. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
1069 | No galloping for two weeks. And go easy on the sugar cubes. | 1.3684 | 0.05060 | 133 | 91 | 35 | 7 |
1070 | This is a sure fire cure for baldness. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
1071 | If your erection lasts more than four hours...call your veterinarian." | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
1072 | Well, you could get it cheaper from a veterinarian. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
1073 | There's nothing you can take for being a horse's ass. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
1074 | Take the recommended horse dosage and halve it. | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
1075 | Believe it or not, I'm the only one who has that prescription | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
1076 | Feeling hoarse, are we? | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
1077 | You can cut the horse pills in half. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
1078 | I see you are suffering from Horse's Ass Disease. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
1079 | Hoof and mouth disease, Mr. Smith? | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
1080 | Do you have anything to treat the trots? | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
1081 | Hayfever again, eh, Walter? | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
1082 | It's good to hear you're in stable condition. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
1083 | Well, the label does say that this drug may cause hoarseness. | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 88 | 37 | 5 |
1084 | You right, it isn’t one of the listed side affects. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1085 | No I don't mean really big pills, I need actual horse pills! | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
1086 | Do you have anything for a thinning mane? | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
1087 | Please speak up, sir, you're a little hoarse. | 1.3615 | 0.04884 | 130 | 88 | 37 | 5 |
1088 | If it helped me get to sleep, I wouldn't mind the side effects either. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
1089 | This should take care of that nagging Charley horse. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
1090 | What’s really strange, Mr. Mackenzie, is that hair loss isn’t even listed as a side effect. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1091 | Why do you assume it's hoof and mouth? | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1092 | Stay away from rodeos and don't touch your face with your hooves. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1093 | I can't read your veterinarian's handwriting, Mr. Ed. | 1.3615 | 0.05123 | 130 | 90 | 33 | 7 |
1094 | Yes sir, I gave you the right medicine this time! | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1095 | How, on earth, may I help you? | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
1096 | I'm a bit hoarse. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1097 | Well...It's not on the official list of side effects. | 1.3615 | 0.05350 | 130 | 92 | 29 | 9 |
1098 | This will work on everything from headache to hoof and mouth. | 1.3615 | 0.05005 | 130 | 89 | 35 | 6 |
1099 | Would you mind giving me a ride home? | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1100 | Take one from your doctor in the morning and one from the Vet before bed. | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
1101 | I don't believe we have anything for that. | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
1102 | Oats? Aisle three. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1103 | This’ll fix the hitch in your giddy up. | 1.3594 | 0.05051 | 128 | 88 | 34 | 6 |
1104 | 'You're right, that wasn't on the listed side effects' | 1.3594 | 0.05051 | 128 | 88 | 34 | 6 |
1105 | The veterinary policy has better coverage. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1106 | You'll find the poop bags in the centaur aisle. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1107 | I'm sorry sir, but we're sold out of hoof sanitizer too. | 1.3594 | 0.05946 | 128 | 96 | 18 | 14 |
1108 | I wish to report a side effect they missed with this medication. | 1.3594 | 0.05051 | 128 | 88 | 34 | 6 |
1109 | Yes, it does say it can cause hoarseness. Why do you ask? | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1110 | As a side effect you may temporarily become a naiad. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1111 | But sir, you were offered a consultation with the pharmacist before taking the horse pill. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1112 | I get that you are not a unicorn but this is the best I can do | 1.3594 | 0.05051 | 128 | 88 | 34 | 6 |
1113 | No, Sir. I did not call the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1114 | P-H-A-R-M-A-C-Y not F-A-R-M-A-C-Y! | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1115 | Let's go over the possible side effects of your hair loss prescription. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1116 | So you say you woke up feeling a little horse this morning? | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1117 | Are you sure you want to keep going with this prescription? | 1.3594 | 0.05289 | 128 | 90 | 30 | 8 |
1118 | Just remember, you'll need to get your urine tested before Monday's opening bell | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
1119 | No, you can't use the stall in the men's room. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1120 | Hey! Are you the guy from Narnia? | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
1121 | When you say you’re feeling a little horse, can you be more specific? | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
1122 | Take 1 per day and limit your intake of oats. | 1.3588 | 0.05317 | 131 | 93 | 29 | 9 |
1123 | Now, you need to be careful,because this may disqualify you from the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3588 | 0.05205 | 131 | 92 | 31 | 8 |
1124 | It's not covered by Medicare, but you can use your pet insurance. | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
1125 | I recommend the Centaurum Silver. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1126 | Take these, too. There's been an outbreak of hoof and mouth. | 1.3571 | 0.05797 | 126 | 95 | 18 | 13 |
1127 | I read all the side effects possible and saw nothing about becoming a horse's ass. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1128 | Yeah, you’re probably going to have to get someone to help with these suppositories. | 1.3571 | 0.05797 | 126 | 93 | 21 | 12 |
1129 | The supplements claimed to make me a stud, but... ummm... | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1130 | I thought you meant my voice would get hoarse... | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1131 | Take these with hay if they upset your stomach. | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1132 | Remember to always take with feed. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1133 | Look at it from the bright side.There IS more hair on you... | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1134 | Now, some people have trouble swallowing these horse pills. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1135 | Your side effects may include headache, nausea, sore throat, and horseness. | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
1136 | Well I'll certainly be reading the side effect warnings more closely after this | 1.3571 | 0.04972 | 126 | 86 | 35 | 5 |
1137 | OK. You do have shoes. But 'No Pants, No Service'. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1138 | I hear your condition is stable. | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
1139 | Technically, it’s a blind study but with this pronounced side effect, it’s pretty obvious that you are not in the placebo group. | 1.3571 | 0.05797 | 126 | 93 | 21 | 12 |
1140 | This should take care of your erectile dysfunction, but I'm not sure that's your biggest problem with sex. | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1141 | 'Administer daily in a piece of apple. If no results in one week, shoot patient'. Would you like to speak with the pharmacist? | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1142 | “Looks like there's a rider on your policy.” | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
1143 | This medicine should eliminate the trots. | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 23 | 11 |
1144 | Stomp once if you want to speak to a pharmacist, twice if you want to set up an automatic refill. | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
1145 | Take it with a bag of oats twice daily. | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
1146 | The good news is there is no copay under your veterinary insurance. The bad news is these horse pills are enormous. | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1147 | Sooner or later, the Olmpics' drug testing protocol is going to catch this. | 1.3571 | 0.04842 | 126 | 87 | 34 | 5 |
1148 | ….no, but I do have some apples here. | 1.3571 | 0.05341 | 126 | 89 | 29 | 8 |
1149 | Sir, there is no such side effect as becoming a horse of a different color. | 1.3571 | 0.05797 | 126 | 93 | 21 | 12 |
1150 | Well, it says right here the medication could make you a little hoarse. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1151 | I suppose you want something for your back problem? | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1152 | Side effects may include headache, drowsiness, and immortality. | 1.3571 | 0.04972 | 126 | 86 | 35 | 5 |
1153 | Sorry, but “horse pill” is just a figure of speech. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1154 | Side effects include fetlock fungus, withering withers and sleep trotting. | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
1155 | Well, it could be worse. You still have your head. | 1.3571 | 0.05098 | 126 | 87 | 33 | 6 |
1156 | They are just going to shoot you, you know. | 1.3548 | 0.05633 | 124 | 90 | 24 | 10 |
1157 | At your age I'd recommend Centaurum Silver. | 1.3548 | 0.05017 | 124 | 85 | 34 | 5 |
1158 | It happens to a lot of Centaurs your age. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1159 | I suppose Trojans are your best bet. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1160 | I' don't think it's the drug making you pee like a race horse. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1161 | I think you gave me the wrong pills. | 1.3548 | 0.05272 | 124 | 87 | 30 | 7 |
1162 | I don’t EVEN want to know. | 1.3548 | 0.05748 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 11 |
1163 | We call it diarrhea, sir, not the trots. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
1164 | We don't have anything yet for Covfefe 19. | 1.3548 | 0.05861 | 124 | 92 | 20 | 12 |
1165 | Do you have anything for getting rid of a horse's ass? | 1.3548 | 0.05748 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 11 |
1166 | They’re disputing this is a pre-existing condition. | 1.3548 | 0.05272 | 124 | 87 | 30 | 7 |
1167 | Excuse me sir, the dosage on this prescription is enough to kill a.....oh sorry! | 1.3548 | 0.05861 | 124 | 92 | 20 | 12 |
1168 | The bottle says that if you remain a stallion for more than four hours, contact your doctor. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1169 | These will help with your blood pressure, but you'll need to cool it with the salt lick. | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
1170 | It behooves you to take this exactly as directed. | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
1171 | I’m picking up a prescription for Hoof and Mouth Disease! | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1172 | We don't see a lot of hoof and mouth. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 124 | 88 | 28 | 8 |
1173 | Swallow with plenty of water. If successful, you may have a carrot. | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
1174 | No sir. We don't have any half-ass drugs. | 1.3548 | 0.05272 | 124 | 87 | 30 | 7 |
1175 | This brand is high in palamino acids. | 1.3548 | 0.05748 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 11 |
1176 | No, the hair loss medication shouldn't affect your tail. | 1.3548 | 0.04884 | 124 | 84 | 36 | 4 |
1177 | You may find it difficult to swallow these pills | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1178 | Take one tablet twice a day and you'll be peeing like a racehorse. | 1.3529 | 0.07186 | 68 | 48 | 16 | 4 |
1179 | Sorry sir, drinks are not allowed in the store. | 1.3529 | 0.07486 | 68 | 49 | 14 | 5 |
1180 | Take two per day with plenty of hay. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1181 | I've been feeling a bit hoarse. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1182 | This should help clear up your case of the trots.... | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1183 | Do you have anything for the galloping pneumonia? | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1184 | And no dressage for six weeks. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1185 | I thought you said '...a little hoarse.' | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1186 | Something for jock itch, please. And with an extra long application tip | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1187 | I’m sorry — it doesn’t look like hoof and mouth disease is covered by your insurance. | 1.3525 | 0.05063 | 122 | 84 | 33 | 5 |
1188 | Well. The side effects are pretty obvious, aren't they? | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1189 | Technically, that's more of a rear effect. | 1.3525 | 0.05063 | 122 | 84 | 33 | 5 |
1190 | The last guy came in here half-assed | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1191 | Use liniment on the bottom and minoxidil on the top. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1192 | It's for galloping pneumonia. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1193 | No it says 2 every 4 hours not 4 every 2 hours. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1194 | Unfortunately, Viagra is ineffective for geldings. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1195 | This is for congestion, your vet has to explain the one for your stomach. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1196 | After four hours, you were supposed to call your doctor. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1197 | You can take this with either food or hay. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1198 | I don't think I should have to explain myself. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1199 | You may have the urge to trot and canter. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1200 | ...and don't let anyone ride you for at least two weeks. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1201 | I can read the possible side effects to you again if you like. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1202 | If you read the small print you will see that is one of the side effects. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1203 | I warned you that it might make you a little horse. You heard it how you wanted to. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1204 | Boy,they weren't kidding about the side effects. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1205 | Stop taking these if you get the trots. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1206 | I'll need your primary vet as well. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1207 | This medication has been known to make some users a little horse. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1208 | I suggest you take these with a bucket of water. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1209 | They're saying your odds are 5 to 1. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1210 | Let me call the vet to confirm | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1211 | People think I’m a centrist, but I’m actually left of centaur and I support Medicare for all. | 1.3525 | 0.05063 | 122 | 84 | 33 | 5 |
1212 | No shorts, no shoes, no service. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1213 | I believe we gave you horse pills by mistake. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1214 | It says here that liniment side effects can include becoming an accountant. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1215 | It's not our fault you didn't read the list of possible side effects. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1216 | Yes sir, only in suppository. | 1.3525 | 0.05063 | 122 | 84 | 33 | 5 |
1217 | I wish I could help, but these only come in suppositories. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1218 | Ah, here's the problem. You took Roangaine. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1219 | You should have read the label. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1220 | I'm sorry sir. No shirt,no shoes,no service. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1221 | You took how many Centaurum for Men? | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1222 | I carry only one of the meds. The other one you have to get from a vet pharmacy. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1223 | I'm sorry sir. Your insurance only covers half of your prescription. | 1.3525 | 0.04928 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1224 | You said the medication would turn me into a stallion, but this is ridiculous | 1.3525 | 0.06039 | 122 | 92 | 17 | 13 |
1225 | I see you were undaunted by the disclaimers on this medication. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1226 | You have to take this with 4 ounces of hay. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1227 | Who ordered this prescription, your doctor or your vet? | 1.3525 | 0.05926 | 122 | 91 | 19 | 12 |
1228 | I'm sorry, but your insurance won't be able to cover the back end of the cost. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1229 | Sorry, we don't carry Trojans for horses. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1230 | My insurance thinks I can be taken for a ride. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1231 | I just think you need to print the side effects a little bigger. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1232 | Sorry, we are out of Purel. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1233 | Please don't pound your hoof, just say "five". | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1234 | Dizziness, vomiting...gelding. | 1.3525 | 0.06039 | 122 | 92 | 17 | 13 |
1235 | I'm sorry. This needs to be co-signed by your vet. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1236 | Nice try! So far the best trick to get a Ketamine dose I have ever seen | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1237 | Why yes Mr. Post, the Equine Flu is going around. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1238 | My throat is scratchy and I feel a little horse. | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1239 | Sir, the side effects are clearly spelled out. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1240 | Granted, it is more of a lower half effect, but the warning was clear. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1241 | Something for large flies? | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1242 | I'm sorry, but we can't accept free rides as a co-pay. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1243 | No, we haven't seen this side effect before. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1244 | No one ever listens. You can’t take those pills on an empty stomach. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1245 | Something Quixotic? | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1246 | we're going to need an approval from your doctor AND your veterinarian | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1247 | You did ask for something that would turn you into a stallion. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1248 | Possible side effects are.... You know what? Never mind. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1249 | Something to restore my mane please. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1250 | Remember, no alfalfa for the next 10 days. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1251 | Side effects may include grazing and galloping. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1252 | It’s absolutely undetectable— you’re good to go in the fourth at Belmont. | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1253 | Anything for the cure of a horse's ass? | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1254 | I know the sign says “No shoes, No shirts, No service”, but it’s kind of implied to bring pants. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1255 | I have that in oral or suppository, which do you prefer? | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1256 | These should help get you off your high horse, Mr. Jones. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1257 | It may cause flared nostrils. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1258 | Yes, those indeed were horse pills. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
1259 | Yes, Centaur Silver is on isle three. | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1260 | Other possible side effects may include unicorn horn and mermaid tail. | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
1261 | What do you have for athlete's hoof? | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
1262 | This will help with your back pain, but what would help more is to scrap your ride-sharing gig. | 1.3520 | 0.05359 | 125 | 89 | 28 | 8 |
1263 | I took the medicine you gave me for being hoarse, now I have the trots. | 1.3500 | 0.05755 | 120 | 88 | 22 | 10 |
1264 | This should reduce pain as you complete the transition, Mr. Ed. | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
1265 | Take these with some apples and hay. | 1.3500 | 0.06109 | 120 | 91 | 16 | 13 |
1266 | Your vet will need to fill the other half. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1267 | And I'm telling you we did not give you horse pills. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1268 | These might make you feel a bit jumpy | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1269 | Those male enhancement pills are more effective than I thought. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1270 | Can you help me?I’ve been horse all week | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
1271 | You know, sir, this pharmacy does have prescription delivery service. No need to hoof it here. | 1.3500 | 0.04125 | 120 | 84 | 33 | 3 |
1272 | Broncoronavirus? | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1273 | It says "one for a man, two for a horse." What do you think? | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1274 | Take two of these before galloping off into the sunset. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1275 | Well, sir, we’ve never seen a side effect quite like that before. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1276 | It says: Symptoms may vary | 1.3500 | 0.04972 | 120 | 82 | 34 | 4 |
1277 | Take as directed or you could get the trots. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1278 | Sorry sir, the men's room has been having plumbing issues...but there are plenty of good spots down the road. | 1.3500 | 0.05632 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
1279 | No, use of this drug is not allowed on the day of the race." | 1.3500 | 0.05179 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1280 | Do not drive, operate heavy machinery, or steeplechase when taking this medication. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
1281 | I'm sorry, your plan doesn't cover pre-existing conditions. | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1282 | By the way, what do you recommend for hay fever? | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1283 | And you’re sure you don’t have any questions about how suppositories work? | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 31 | 6 |
1284 | Please pardon the expression sir, I meant no disrespect – you see, the pills are very large in nature. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1285 | This one’s good if you’re feeling a little hoarse | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1286 | Now, do you have questions about posible side effects? | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1287 | There may be side effects. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
1288 | This will help with the trots. | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
1289 | Best taken 2 - 3 hours before grazing. | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
1290 | Take two of these a day and you'll feel less horse. | 1.3475 | 0.05694 | 118 | 86 | 23 | 9 |
1291 | This will stop bartenders from asking "why the long face?" | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1292 | Sorry, no shoes, no service! | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1293 | Trust me, they'll go down way easier than most everything else you'll be asked to swallow between now and November. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1294 | Every time I come here it feels like I'm the centaur of attention. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1295 | This should be enough to get you through the parade. | 1.3471 | 0.05077 | 121 | 84 | 32 | 5 |
1296 | Any symptoms other than the coughing? | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
1297 | You can take it with or without oats. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1298 | Twice a day for a week, and then call your doctor if hoarseness persists. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1299 | Sir, I clearly the explained the side effects the first time I filled this prescription. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1300 | It's a suppository. How long are your arms? | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1301 | Yes, this could make your heart race. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1302 | I'll need 4 pairs of Dr. Scholl's insoles | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1303 | I warned you of the possible side-effects. | 1.3448 | 0.05064 | 116 | 80 | 32 | 4 |
1304 | I know you want to win sir, but these drugs are still banned by the IOC. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1305 | If you take these seventy-two hours before a big race, and they give you a blood test, you will be disqualified. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1306 | And this will definitely cure my big issue, with hair loss? | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1307 | But I'm actually really enjoying the side effects. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1308 | You say you're the Centaur from Disease Control? | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1309 | I hope you have help... it‘S a suppository | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1310 | Listen, you didn't hear it from me, but you can get this a lot cheaper in Narnia. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1311 | No, no. I said, “sublingually.” | 1.3448 | 0.06011 | 116 | 87 | 18 | 11 |
1312 | Which pill’s for the foot and which one’s for the mouth? | 1.3448 | 0.05885 | 116 | 86 | 20 | 10 |
1313 | It’s for my ass. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1314 | Anything for an equine infection? | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1315 | We don't sell viagra to centaurs. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1316 | Give it a week, and you should be able to eliminate the clean up crew following you around. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1317 | Any other side effects? | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1318 | "My doctor and my veterinarian can't agree on these pills. What do you suggest?" | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1319 | I wanted to be hung like a horse, not turn into one. | 1.3448 | 0.06011 | 116 | 87 | 18 | 11 |
1320 | One throat lozenge. My voice is very horse. | 1.3448 | 0.05064 | 116 | 80 | 32 | 4 |
1321 | Sir I don't see the problem, you are already hung like a horse. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1322 | You’re right. The prescription would be cheaper if you were 100% horse. | 1.3448 | 0.05885 | 116 | 86 | 20 | 10 |
1323 | "Side effects? You're worried about side effects?" | 1.3448 | 0.05885 | 116 | 86 | 20 | 10 |
1324 | That’s $18.50 for the statin and $6.00 for the cleanup on aisle 7. | 1.3448 | 0.05885 | 116 | 86 | 20 | 10 |
1325 | and not only will this get you over your hay fever but you'll probably start eating like a horse | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1326 | While you’re on this medication, you should not drink alcohol, operate heavy machinery, or run any races” | 1.3448 | 0.04914 | 116 | 79 | 34 | 3 |
1327 | Well, it says right here: “May cause you to sound like an ass, and in extreme cases, such as mixing alcohol with social media, becoming one.” | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1328 | No, I specifically NEED the horse pills... | 1.3448 | 0.05421 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1329 | I don’t want to discuss it, but I still take all medications orally. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1330 | Please go over the side effects very, very carefully. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1331 | It is implied that "no shirt no shoes no service" includes pants. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1332 | Sorry Sir, but the bad news is one of the side effects of your medication is that you could become a horses ass. The good news is you won't be alone in this world. | 1.3448 | 0.05490 | 116 | 83 | 26 | 7 |
1333 | My wife said I’m half the man I used to be. Do you have anything for that? | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1334 | Sorry, no more refills on that one until mating season. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1335 | It's a co-pay -- half for you, half for the horse. | 1.3448 | 0.05064 | 116 | 80 | 32 | 4 |
1336 | What kind of side effects? | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1337 | Well, it seems to me you're more than a little horse. | 1.3448 | 0.04260 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1338 | Yes, these blue pills should improve your giddy up | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1339 | That's four pills twice a day. C'mon boy, let's see you count. | 1.3448 | 0.06011 | 116 | 87 | 18 | 11 |
1340 | I was merely referring to the size of the pill | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1341 | A lot of people have been coming in with hoarse throats. But yours was the easiest to figure out! | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1342 | The list of side effects is not necessarily exhaustive. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1343 | I know you say you need this, but it really has to come from the horse’s mouth. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1344 | Take one pill three times a day with hay. | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1345 | I see you’re already aware of the side affects | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1346 | Take two of these with hay. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1347 | While using this medication, avoid grapefruit juice . . . and alfalfa. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1348 | Well you do sound a little horse. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1349 | Take two of these three times a day with a bucket of oats | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1350 | One dose and you’ll be off to the races. | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1351 | I'm sorry, but only your top half is covered. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1352 | Oh, nothing. This is just the first prescription for “Athlete’s Hoof” I’ve ever seen. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1353 | Be careful with the dosage. There's enough medication here to kill an entire horse. | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1354 | Sir, we are still waiting to get a call back from your veterinarian. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1355 | If you notice any side effect, consult with your physician... or vet. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1356 | It HAS been almost 4 hours. | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1357 | Do you also want a consultation with the on-duty veterinarian? | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
1358 | Is my hoof and mouth disease meds ready? | 1.3445 | 0.05124 | 119 | 83 | 31 | 5 |
1359 | Do you have anything for the clop? | 1.3445 | 0.05900 | 119 | 89 | 19 | 11 |
1360 | Your other prescription is at the Vet's clinic . | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1361 | I'm sorry. I thought you wanted something for your hoarseness. | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1362 | Talk to your doctor if this is your first rodeo | 1.3433 | 0.07535 | 67 | 49 | 13 | 5 |
1363 | I'd suggest nothing faster than a trot for two weeks. | 1.3421 | 0.04717 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1364 | Believe it or not, I really can't swallow horse pills. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1365 | Do you have anything for the trots? | 1.3421 | 0.05953 | 114 | 85 | 19 | 10 |
1366 | It's a pre-existing condition. | 1.3421 | 0.05112 | 114 | 79 | 31 | 4 |
1367 | It’ll take care of your erectile disfunction. Hot to trot is another thing entirely. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1368 | I threw in some throat lozenges because when you called and said that you were a little horse, well I just assumed..." | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1369 | Take this twice a day for horseness. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1370 | I don’t know if that counts as a pre-existing condition | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1371 | No, these won't change your personality. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1372 | Side effects include restless leg syndrome. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1373 | This should clear up your hay fever. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1374 | Can I get half off? | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1375 | Sorry, this only comes as a suppository. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1376 | I see you have a bad case of the trots. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1377 | Its a suppository sir, but I think you'll need a stable hand to insert it. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1378 | ...and no bacchanalia for at least two weeks. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1379 | I'm sure the glue on the label is synthetic. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1380 | It's great for cholesterol, and the only known side effect is equine distemper. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1381 | My tail’s fine. Do you have something for my mane? | 1.3421 | 0.05112 | 114 | 79 | 31 | 4 |
1382 | Go ahead, turn yourself into a giraffe. We'll still make the counter higher than you. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1383 | This is the one but you will need a veterinarian to sign off on it as well. | 1.3421 | 0.04957 | 114 | 78 | 33 | 3 |
1384 | This should help relieve your hay fever but it may give you the trots. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1385 | Side effects include, ‘Can be led to water, but can’t be made to drink’. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1386 | I understand you're a little hoarse. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1387 | He said 'healthy as a horse'? Yeah, this should help. | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
1388 | The label clearly states there might be some side effects. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1389 | I believe those penis enlargement pills I picked up my have had a slight side effect... | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1390 | So, you’ve got the trots... | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1391 | I'm guessing you already know about the side effects of this drug? | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1392 | No, it's the regular dose of Viagra. | 1.3415 | 0.05753 | 123 | 92 | 20 | 11 |
1393 | The head pharmacist said we can offer you a full refund. | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1394 | Sorry, but Centaurism was clearly listed as a potential side-effect righ after nausea and hair loss. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1395 | Did you say the centaur for disease control? | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1396 | No sir, there is no cure for being an ass. | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1397 | Yes, that’s a known side effect, but our system shows that you declined counseling. | 1.3391 | 0.04923 | 115 | 79 | 33 | 3 |
1398 | I know you wanted to save money but you never know what's in those pills when you buy them from Mexico | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1399 | Nope, not a listed side effect . | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1400 | Whinny all you want, but there’s a $15 co-pay. | 1.3391 | 0.04923 | 115 | 79 | 33 | 3 |
1401 | I'm not sure I can get this refilled in time for the Derby. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1402 | Yes, hallucinations are a side effect. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1403 | I understand, sir, but it says right here: side effects may include dry mouth, nausea and horseness. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1404 | No, that side effect is not listed... | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1405 | Oh, and these may end up giving you the trots. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1406 | Do you have any pre-existing medical conditions? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1407 | No sir, it just says this medicine is recommended to cure hoarseness. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1408 | Take two with food. They might make you a little jumpy. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1409 | What do you suggest for a charlie horse | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1410 | I'm not sure what to tell you -- this dose is strong enough to kill a horse." | 1.3391 | 0.04923 | 115 | 79 | 33 | 3 |
1411 | I'm afraid this Rx will not reverse the spell that made you into a Centaur. Try to find the Princess that kissed you as a frog! | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1412 | And then she called me a ‘horse’s ass’ and boom. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1413 | I presume you are already familiar with the potential side effects. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1414 | No sir, I cannot guarantee it will only grow the hair on your head. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1415 | Has it lasted longer than four hours? | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1416 | I’m sorry, but your half assed drug insurance won’t cover this prescription. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1417 | My wife has asked me to stop getting suppositories | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1418 | I am sorry, sir. The insurance covered only 50% of the prescription cost. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1419 | It won't reverse the condition, but you'll definitely win the race. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1420 | I'm surprised a stud like you needs these. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1421 | You may need a hand with the suppositories. | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
1422 | My doctor called in a prescription for Equine encephalitis. | 1.3362 | 0.04889 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1423 | I'm guessing hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1424 | You were supposed to use the drive-up window. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1425 | Sorry, that was insensitive of me. Please forget what I said about hay fever. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1426 | I understand the practical problem, but only your doctor can change it from suppository to oral. | 1.3362 | 0.05040 | 116 | 81 | 31 | 4 |
1427 | Horse pills? I recommend half the dosage. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1428 | Do I look like I am worried about the side effects! | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1429 | Well, it was listed as a side effect. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1430 | I'm sorry, we're out of hoof sanitizer. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1431 | Stop taking if you experience a gallop lasting more than four hours. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1432 | These need to be taken with straw. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1433 | No more Viagra for you, Stud. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1434 | Are you sure you gave me the right medicine yesterday? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1435 | Feel free to amble around the store while I fill this." | 1.3333 | 0.05012 | 111 | 77 | 31 | 3 |
1436 | So, tell me your pick in the Derby. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1437 | Side effects are buck teeth and a mane | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1438 | Just hay, oats and water with these. No lasix, bute, or any other PEDs. And wear blinkers. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1439 | You can safely take these and still run in the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3333 | 0.05012 | 111 | 77 | 31 | 3 |
1440 | I have a prescription from your doctor but I still need one from your veterinarian. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1441 | Now this medication has to be taken anally, so you may need some help. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1442 | Centaur Silver please. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1443 | Are you sure you don't want the veterinarian pharmacy a few furlongs down the street? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1444 | You should have a full head of hair in no time. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1445 | And take these if you’re feeling a little hoarse. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1446 | This is the the Health Center. You're looking for the Health Centaur. Happens all the time. | 1.3333 | 0.06048 | 111 | 84 | 17 | 10 |
1447 | So Voldemort did this to you? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1448 | Your veterinarian has to cosign this prescription. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1449 | Your voice sounds fine to me. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1450 | Do I take it with oats? | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1451 | Careful, this drug can have an hallucinatory effect. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1452 | You might have some trouble swallowing these." | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1453 | ...and be sure to wait at least two hours before any dressage. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1454 | I've been really depressed since they told me I was lame. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
1455 | Sounds like a case of the trots. | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1456 | Oh, gosh no. Just a little hay fever. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1457 | You should've read the list of side effects. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1458 | This may make you drowsy, so don't pull any heavy equipment. | 1.3333 | 0.05012 | 111 | 77 | 31 | 3 |
1459 | Take one when you wake up in the morning and one before feeding time | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1460 | I can't fill this. It's from your vet, not your doctor. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1461 | I need to tell you that these pills should be taken with a lot of water, but I know you'll do whatever you want. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1462 | Just here for a refill, actually. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1463 | Unfortunately, there really is no quick fix to being a horse's ass. | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1464 | This medication has only been animal-tested but the FDA hasn't approved it for humans. So you've gotta ask yourself: do I feel lucky? | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1465 | My apologies, sir. This dosage is for Minotaurs. | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
1466 | I’m feeling a little horse. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1467 | Look, it's just a suppository. You're a politician with a long reach, right? | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1468 | I'm sure sorry. When the side effects said, "May cause patient to become a little horse," I thought... | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1469 | These should clear up your case of the trots." | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1470 | My wife tells me I am a horses ass! Do you have a medication for that? | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1471 | You say it started as a boil on your ass? | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1472 | It's for a different kind of dysfunction. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1473 | You say you're feeling a little horse? | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1474 | Well, the side effects did say you might feel a little horse. I guess it wasn't a typo. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1475 | I'm afraid this is the only one not on the equestrian sport banned substances list. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1476 | Yes, it is a hard pill to swallow. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1477 | Yes. Alfalfa supplements are loaded with vitamin K and may lower your cholesterol. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1478 | Don’t take this the wrong way, but one of the side effects is “peeing like a racehorse.” | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1479 | These will get you more stable, but you'll still be a little horse. | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
1480 | I feel like a horses ass for not asking you last time I picked up this prescription, so tell me now “Are there any known side effects from this medication?” | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1481 | Just take two of these with oats before bedtime and keep it to an easy gallop for the next week. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1482 | Any questions about your hay fever medication? | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1483 | 3 pills twice daily, and you'll be under the saddle again in no time... | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1484 | When I switched parties I didn’t anticipate this happening | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1485 | It says it should help with your hoarseness, but nothing about the spontaneous snorting. | 1.3271 | 0.04929 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1486 | I think we'll change the script to oral administration. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 76 | 27 | 4 |
1487 | Take this and you'll be the centaur of attention." | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1488 | we best report this to the FDA" | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1489 | there are some side effects | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1490 | Insurance only covers 60 percent. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1491 | Further this one will protect you from growing wings. | 1.3271 | 0.05274 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1492 | I need something for a hoarse throat. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1493 | You'll need some help administering since it's a suppository. | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
1494 | Yes, sir. A carriage does count as heavy machinery. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1495 | It says you can't operate heavy machinery. Do you have someone to give you a ride? | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1496 | Now, I can give you these pills, but I can't make you take them. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1497 | I think I'm at the tail end of this thing. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1498 | Actually, it's my throat this time. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1499 | These will be difficult to swallow | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1500 | Two of these should restore your giddy-up and go | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1501 | Date of birth, 620 BCE? | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1502 | This is what your doctor prescribed for stable angina. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1503 | Do any of your current medications have side effects? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1504 | And be careful operating machinery. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1505 | You should get this filled at Chewy. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1506 | But the warning only read possible rash or shortness of breath. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1507 | The same person who grooms your tail could help you with the suppositories. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1508 | You'll have to go to the vet for the other prescription. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1509 | Sir, this requires a sign off from your doctor AND your veterinarian. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1510 | Some patients experience unexplained weight gain. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1511 | These will help you sleep, but you'll remain standing. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1512 | May cause dizziness. Take care when circling the paddock. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1513 | Which HMO plan are you with? Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1514 | Well it does say some side effects may occur. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1515 | So...this should take care of the hay fever! | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1516 | And the second half of your prescription is ready for you at the vet. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1517 | Yes, but unlike you, Mr. Steed, the insurance policy is useless without the rider." | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1518 | Your meds did say there was the possibility of a side-effect. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1519 | These lozenges should help your horseness. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1520 | There seems to have been a mixup with your quinine pill refills. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1521 | You don't think I'd get off of my high horse if I could? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1522 | Let's try a different prescription this time | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1523 | So you're feeling a little different than usual? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1524 | I can help with the cough, but not the hoarse voice. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1525 | I can never swallow those horse pills. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1526 | I am afraid we don't carry that prescription here. Have you tried Petco? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1527 | A long tube of Preparation H please. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1528 | Sir, this prescription is for a hoarse throat, not a horse body. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1529 | It was smart to choose this over a shot. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1530 | Apparently the side effects did cause you to be a little horse. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1531 | Look, you're gonna need prior approval from your veterinarian if you want me to up the dosage | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1532 | I did not call YOU a horse's ass. But sir, these ARE suppositories. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1533 | I warned you about horsing around with the dosage . | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1534 | Do you prefer the horse pill or regular size? | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1535 | So, no side effects you say? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1536 | Well, hoarseness is a common side-effect. But what you're experiencing is far more rare. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1537 | Take two now and call your vet in the morning. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1538 | No, I’m sorry. That isn’t listed as one the of side effects. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1539 | I'll be honest, I have no idea what your dosage should be. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1540 | I am sorry, you’re insurance will not cover an act of God or an act of gods | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1541 | I am allowed to treat the head cold, but not the athlete's foot. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1542 | Side effect? Looks like a pre-existing condition to me. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1543 | Last week you gave me horse pills and I'd like a refund. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1544 | This will help keep your coat shiny. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1545 | This may give your urine a grassy odor. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1546 | Wash your hands frequently and stay away from Santa Anita. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1547 | Insurance will only authorize half of the prescribed amount. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1548 | Ha, like I've never heard the 'I'm a little hoarse' joke before... | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1549 | Yours is the most advanced case of hoof and mouth disease I've seen yet. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1550 | Sorry, your insurance doesn’t include pre existing conditions. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1551 | Can I drink alcohol on this medication? | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1552 | No, there are no other known side effects. Why do you ask? | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1553 | I was skeptical at first too, but medicare for all really meant all! | 1.3238 | 0.04972 | 105 | 73 | 30 | 2 |
1554 | Well, sir, we did offer a pharmacist to talk to you about the side effects. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1555 | In no time at all, you'll be feeling your oats | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1556 | My friend, the centaur, suggested I see you. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1557 | Of course it's a horse pill, what did you expect? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1558 | Apparently we need to go over side effects. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1559 | One from your vet and one from your shrink. | 1.3238 | 0.06274 | 105 | 81 | 14 | 10 |
1560 | Take two with hay every 4 hours. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1561 | It’s Hydracodone. Tell Dionysius: no wine for you. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1562 | I don't have a cold. I'm just a little hoarse. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1563 | Asking for a friend..... | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1564 | Lets see....here it is...half-ass pills for Mr. Nice. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1565 | Fortunately, your prescription comes in the dual species variety. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1566 | This will handle your tinnitus, but you'll have to see a vet about the restless leg syndrome. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1567 | The veterinarian's office is the next door down, sir | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1568 | This will be very effective for you. Not only will it treat your sore throat, but a side effect is to put a beautiful sheen on you coat. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1569 | Nope, no on has natural immunity to equine encephalitis. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1570 | If this does not reduce the urge to nicker, call your doctor immediately. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1571 | It's not one of the side effects listed here... | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1572 | Side effects may include a hitch in your giddyup. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1573 | Yes these will return you to normal, but no you can not keep the "horse hung" part. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1574 | As I mentioned, baldness is a side effect. | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1575 | Put two of these in an apple every morning until they are all gone. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1576 | I heard hooves and thought zebra. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1577 | Yes that is a side effect. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
1578 | One side effect is that it may feel like your heart is galloping | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1579 | Marcy, price check on Trojans. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1580 | Yes. a side effect of medication for equine fever is your head looks human. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1581 | Most patients tolerate the side effects with equine-imity. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1582 | This isn't a side effect I anticipated. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1583 | OK I’ll fill your Rx — but you must clean up that mess you left in aisle four. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1584 | Sorry, did I forget to mention the side effects? | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1585 | I thought you said this stuff would grow hair. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1586 | I think you gave me equine vitamins by mistake. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
1587 | Actually sir, these ARE horse pills. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1588 | This probably won’t come as a surprise, but your insurance only covers half. | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 72 | 32 | 1 |
1589 | Until we can restock hoof wipes, limit your interactions to fetlock bumps. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1590 | Sir, it clearly states on the label that the most common side effect is temporary hoarseness. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1591 | Please, these are nothing. You should see our gorilla pills. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1592 | Sorry, we are out of hoarse lozenges. | 1.3214 | 0.03032 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1593 | This will get rid of your anxiety swings, but it won't do anything about your feeling like a horse's ass. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1594 | I'm sorry but that's all your vet prescribed | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1595 | I'm sorry sir. This prescription needs to be signed by both your physician AND your vet. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1596 | I'm here to pick-up my prescription for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1597 | It's clearly stated as a possible side affect on the product label. No one ever reads them | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1598 | Just say they are large. 'Hoarse pills' is an offensive term. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1599 | Take 2 a day, and if you have any problems call a vet. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1600 | You know, you might be able to get this cheaper at the feed store. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1601 | It's fine, I'm just saying it wasn't listed as a potential side effect. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1602 | Your best bet’s that Farmacy in Louisville. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1603 | Got anything for a hoarse throat ? | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1604 | These should be taken while grazing. | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1605 | I've been a little hoarse lately. | 1.3204 | 0.04620 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1606 | You understand this is a suppository, right? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1607 | The label said the side effects include "feeling a little horse." I suppose I should have been more clear over the phone. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1608 | I can fill the first part but you will have to get the rest from the vets. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1609 | I don’t care what your vet says. | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1610 | It's considerably less expensive if you buy it from your vet. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1611 | I’m sorry, but we no longer carry Sloan’s Liniment. You might check the Feed Store down the street. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1612 | Yes, it is contagious! Back up and quarantine yourself in the barn. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1613 | And if you have any adverse reactions, contact your vet immediately. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1614 | Just give me a minotaur two. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1615 | This prescription isn't covered so you'll have to pony up the difference. | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1616 | Stamp your hoof to tell me how old you are. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1617 | Centrum for Centaurs is in aisle three. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1618 | I truly am sorry about the long wait, but you don’t have to be a horse’s ass about it. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1619 | Ah, yes, this has some backside effects. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1620 | Part horse or not, you can't get Lasix without a prescription! | 1.3204 | 0.04188 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1621 | Keep taking it orally but it may make you a little hoarse. | 1.3204 | 0.05109 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1622 | I think we can skip the discussion about potential side effects this time. | 1.3204 | 0.05015 | 103 | 72 | 29 | 2 |
1623 | Well the side effects could leave you a little hoarse but...wait a second you took these orally, right? | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1624 | Well, it’s right here on the label, Sir, may cause horseness. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1625 | Be sure to call your doctor right away if this gives you the trots. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1626 | It does say one of the side effects is a bad case of the trots. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1627 | This will keep the hoarseness out of your throat. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1628 | Side effects are common.... I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1629 | So, this is for when you’re hoarse, not when you’re horse. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1630 | On the bright side, your quarantine has been lifted. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1631 | Take the Lipitor twice daily and the blood thinner only on race days. | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1632 | We make them smaller now , so you don't have to call them "horse pills". | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1633 | Well, lets put it this way, if you win the Kentucky Derby you could probably afford the antidote. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1634 | No, Sir, we call them horse pills because of their size. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1635 | If you still feel the urge to gallop, reduce the dosage in half. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1636 | On second thought, I don't think I will fill this Viagra prescription | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1637 | So, your wife has saddle sores? | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1638 | These pills ought to help with the horseness. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1639 | Fine print or not, that is a listed side effect. | 1.3204 | 0.06355 | 103 | 80 | 13 | 10 |
1640 | Take two twice a day with plenty of hay. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1641 | Does the medication for hemorrhoids come with a long handle? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1642 | I’ll need a co-sign from your farrier. | 1.3204 | 0.05015 | 103 | 72 | 29 | 2 |
1643 | This is the worse charlie horse I've ever experienced. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1644 | Sorry, but looks like yours is the only pre-existing condition NOT covered under Obamacare | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1645 | Actually, my throat is fine: it’s the rest of me that’s the problem. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1646 | Yes, some of our patients complain that these look like horse pills, but I thought you wouldn't mind. | 1.3204 | 0.05015 | 103 | 72 | 29 | 2 |
1647 | No, it goes in the problem end. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1648 | There are several over-the-counter options if you're a little horse. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1649 | It says right here, "Side effects include horseness". | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1650 | If your erection lasts longer than four hours, please give me a call. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1651 | I’m sorry sir, we can’t list all the side effects. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1652 | Put one capsule in feedbag daily for your hoarseness | 1.3204 | 0.04822 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1653 | Are you sure your doctor understood you correctly when you told him you were horse? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1654 | Have you got this in a liquid? I can’t swallow these horse pills. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1655 | You don't need a prescription for hoof-in-mouth disease, sir. I recommend that you just get out politics | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1656 | This is good for a horse throat. | 1.3204 | 0.06355 | 103 | 80 | 13 | 10 |
1657 | Pardon my cough. I'm just a little horse. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1658 | Do you have any more targeted to male pattern baldness? | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1659 | Take the red one for your upper half, and the little blue pill for the rest of you. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1660 | Centaurum silver—it’ll make a man out of you. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1661 | I am sorry your insurance doesn't cover hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1662 | At least you don't have coronavirus! | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1663 | We don't have anything smaller; it's the horse pills or nothing, I'm afraid. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1664 | Okay...the horse tranquilizers make a lot more sense now.” | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1665 | Sorry, I thought you said it was just your throat that was horse. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1666 | I told you they might make you a little horse. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1667 | Sorry, everything we have is on the shelf with the other condoms. | 1.3182 | 0.06048 | 110 | 85 | 15 | 10 |
1668 | Technically you have athlete’s feet and yes that’s more expensive. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1669 | Any side effects? No, why | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1670 | Oh.....You said you were a little horse. | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
1671 | How am I going to take an oatmeal bath when the oats are SO delicious? | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1672 | Has my hoof and mouth vaccine arrived yet? | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1673 | Sir, I can only help if you're feeling "hoarse", not "horse". | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1674 | Is this the new “neigh”borhood pharmacy? | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1675 | It looks like your insurance only covers the human 1/2 of this medicine | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1676 | I just called the C.D.C. for a recommendation. Got it from the horse's mouth. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1677 | Please don't horse around | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1678 | Well, that's the last time I refuse pharmacist counseling. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1679 | Since you are over 50, Mr. Jones, you should be taking Centaurum Silver. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1680 | This will lower your cholesterol. I can't do anything about the fact that you are a little hoarse. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1681 | ...also, wilting withers and squaring of teeth. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1682 | Sir, I think you'll find that our policy guarantees equal treatment, not equine treatment. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1683 | Although rare, apparently that is one of the side effects. | 1.3168 | 0.05060 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1684 | Your stallion days may be over, but these otta please the ol' grey mare | 1.3168 | 0.05060 | 101 | 71 | 28 | 2 |
1685 | This may tend to give you the trots. | 1.3168 | 0.05346 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1686 | You have a hay allergy? Good luck with that. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1687 | These are good for mane loss. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1688 | Oh, stop horsing around ed! | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1689 | A dose of this stuff can put down a horse. It should definitely help with your insomnia. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1690 | I don’t mind if it’s been tested on animals. | 1.3168 | 0.05060 | 101 | 71 | 28 | 2 |
1691 | Just tell the Minotaur he needs to get his own prescription. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1692 | Sorry, I can’t tell if single payer is a myth. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1693 | This prescription requires dual approval. Your MD approved but I am waiting for a call from your veterinarian. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1694 | I’m sorry sir, but I did tell you that one of the side effects of this medication might be to make you a little horse. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1695 | But the listed side effects do include 'hoarseness'" | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1696 | On the other hand, you won’t be needing the athlete’s foot cream. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1697 | Well. I don't see many pharmacists of color, but I certainly wouldn't call them "mythical." | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1698 | Do you want the equine dosage? | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1699 | You should probably ask your primary care physician about side effects. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1700 | Hmm.. I see a prescription from your Dr, but not from your Vet | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1701 | My better half has Hay Fever. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1702 | Yes, its a pre-existing condition! | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1703 | Oh no, sir, that's not how herd immunity works. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1704 | Your insurance doesn't cover preexisting conditions. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1705 | You might not be getting enough fiber. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1706 | And please remember that the barn is not a suitable place to store your medications. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1707 | All out of chewables. You want the horse pills or suppositories? | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1708 | Yes, the male enhancement drug does come with side effects, but we’ve had no complaints | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1709 | On the plus side, it should cure your hay allergy. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1710 | No sir, any side effects of this medication will be FAR less than the side effects you are experiencing now. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1711 | Yes, the generic name of your condition is “Charlie Horse.” | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1712 | There's no pill for that condition but I'm told any associated stress is greatly eased by oats and carrots. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1713 | Oh, your throat was a little hoarse, I see. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1714 | Sir, As a health care professional I can assure you that your symptoms indicate something of much greater concern than a case of "the trots"! | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1715 | I'm afraid not. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1716 | My last prescription caused certain side effects. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1717 | Just to clarify, is this for the Runs or Trots? | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1718 | Oh no, not those horse pills again. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1719 | You wanted Medicare for All. It's here. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1720 | It looks like you are starting your Democrat Conversion Therapy | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1721 | Clearly you are more than a little horse! | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1722 | Yeah, hay fever is a bit of a complicated issue for me. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1723 | Like a stallion? | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1724 | Rub this on your man parts. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1725 | And how did that make you feel?\\ I told you there were side effects. As it turns out, you have rear effects as well. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1726 | "Well, there is a warning about driving." | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1727 | Side effects can include sore throat and horseness. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1728 | Take one with hay. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1729 | Are you a Centauriun Card-holder? | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1730 | Sorry, sir, we don't have a pill for being a horse's ass | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1731 | One side effect is that your throat may feel a bit hoarse | 1.3143 | 0.04938 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1732 | Yes, this should help with your hoof-and-mouth, but I’m sorry – no pants, no service. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1733 | Well I'm just a pharmacy tech, but yes, I'd say this falls under "contact your doctor immediately." | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1734 | You should’ve asked, sir. The generic tablet would’ve been good enough if you only wanted to perform like one.” | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1735 | And remember a handful of sugar cubes make the medicine go down. | 1.3137 | 0.05020 | 102 | 72 | 28 | 2 |
1736 | Is there someone at home to help with a suppository? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1737 | A little hoarse? This should help. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1738 | the label says it will turn you into a stud in the bedroom | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1739 | This should clear up the pain the neck, but you’ll need to see the vet for the pain in the ass. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1740 | These should help your indigestion, but you're going to have to lay off the hay and oats. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1741 | It's probably just a little hay fever. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1742 | I hope you have a trusted friend . . . this medication only comes as a suppository | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1743 | You're in luck. These capsules are only sized as horse pills. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1744 | Well, yes, having the trots is one possible side effect. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1745 | Viagra? Really? | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1746 | Do you have something that helps when you feel like a horse's ass? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1747 | Your insurance doesn't cover this. It's considered experimental. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1748 | Take one tablet for indigestion. Take ten tablets for diarrhea. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1749 | No, I haven’t watched ‘The Pharmacist’. Have you watched ‘Narnia’?” | 1.3134 | 0.07729 | 67 | 52 | 9 | 6 |
1750 | These suppositories are a pain in the ass. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1751 | It’s rare, but it is one of the printed side effects. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1752 | Rest for a week and strictly no galloping | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1753 | Yes indeed, shouting can make you a little hoarse. However......... | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1754 | Date of birth... A Sagittarius, huh? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1755 | You were warned there were side effects, sir. Though this is the most extreme case of the trots I've ever seen. | 1.3131 | 0.04900 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1756 | No hay for the next 48 hours. | 1.3131 | 0.05206 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1757 | Sorry sir, this is only good for a hoarse throat. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1758 | Mr. Centaur your stable medicine for hoof & mouth disease is ready. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
1759 | It’s spelled S-T-E-E-D-M-A-N. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1760 | No horsing around at the counter, sir. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1761 | If you hadn't refused the pharmacist consultation, you would've known this was a possible side-effect. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1762 | Careful, these are hor...erm, they're large pills, so take with water. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1763 | You have two prescriptions. One from the doctor and one from the vet. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1764 | Yes, you can trot, just avoid galloping speeds. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1765 | We don't get much call for centaurietis. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1766 | Yes, we do buy from a newer vender... | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1767 | Side effects may include the trots... | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1768 | I have much more energy but the side effects have become a problem | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1769 | Take with hay. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1770 | I’m only a pharmacist. You need an anthropomorphist. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1771 | The good news is it’s not a suppository. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1772 | Well the side effects might give you the trots... | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1773 | 'Mostly hoarse you say.' | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1774 | The recommended dose was two tablets daily but something tells me you’ve only taken half that. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1775 | I'm sorry. I don't think we have any medicine for your particular bipolar condition. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1776 | Yes sir, we double-checked. These pills treat the clop. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1777 | My wife's forever riding my ass, too. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1778 | I asked for medication to improve my gait not to change my way of life. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1779 | As a trans-horse, I suggest you cancel all your "parade" activity since your bowel movements will now be large and uncontrolled. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1780 | No, no, not satyriasis, centauriasis. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1781 | Feeling a bit human. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1782 | And avoid driving while taking this medication. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1783 | It's right here on the list of common side effects... | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1784 | Exactly, how horse are you? | 1.3131 | 0.05400 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1785 | I don't see it on the list of side effects. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1786 | It's best to take with your morning oats | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1787 | Would it be possible to revisit our last conversation about side effects? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1788 | Yes we fill veterinary prescriptions | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1789 | Yes, there are certain side effects to that medication. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1790 | Well, they're called 'horse pills' for a reason. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1791 | These might help, but you’ll still be a horse’s ass. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1792 | One pill, three times a day, with food and a bucket of water. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1793 | We have a cream you could try | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1794 | Sorry, you need to go to the Vet Administration. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1795 | You've reached your deductible for doping. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1796 | But I said these pills would turn you into a stallion. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1797 | How long have you had the trots? | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1798 | can you just put in my file that I have a problem with suppositories? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1799 | So, your Md. suggests you take 2 capsules twice a day with a full glass of water, and, your DVM wants you to take 4 capsules twice a day with a full bag of oats. Any questions? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1800 | Take one pill twice a day with hay. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1801 | Well, do you want the pills that change all of you into a horse, or those that change all of you into a lame excuse for a man ! | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1802 | Let me guess: need something for the short face? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1803 | Left your wallet at home again? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1804 | Take two pills with each bucket of oats. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1805 | Appears you’ll need assistance for the suppository. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1806 | The doctor said to take two of these and call your vet in the morning. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1807 | Side effects may include drowsiness, loss of appetite, and inability to go from canter to gallop. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
1808 | is the veterinary generic cheaper? | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1809 | Of course you are hoarse! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1810 | Your co-pay is three bags of oats. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1811 | Sir, the side effects were outlined completely in the information accompanying the prescription. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1812 | I'm sorry, sir, but the hind effects are clearly spelled out in the pamphlet. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1813 | Do you have medicine for hoarseness? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1814 | Listen, your physician and veterinarian need to work together on this. It's the right medication but very much the wrong size pill. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1815 | Prescription for Mr. Ed | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1816 | Mr. Johnson, I can fill your proscription for your cholesterol medication, but you’ll have to go to your veterinarian for the other. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
1817 | I didn't say I had a scratchy voice- I said I had a horse throat! | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1818 | Yes, it's a weaker sort of Viagra. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1819 | —yes, even the Magnum XL were too small. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1820 | If taken of an empty stomach may result it dry hoofing. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1821 | Sir, the carrots are on aisle 3. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1822 | In summary, after calculating your co-pay and deductible: fuck you and the horse you rode in on. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1823 | This should prevent more hair loss. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1824 | I didn't mention the hair loss because it wasn't the most worrisome side effect! | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1825 | It does say “Side effects include hoarseness.” | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
1826 | This is the best medication we have for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1827 | Be sure to take three an hour before lining up at Pimlico. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1828 | Take 2 pills a day after hay. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1829 | I understand Sir, but that does not entitle you to a 50% discount. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1830 | I stick the pill where? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1831 | It’s just a myth that this will help you. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1832 | Yeah, common misconception. I’m actually a Libra. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1833 | Tap once for Keratin and twice for Rogaine. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1834 | It's the Trump-enema, designed for a horse's ass. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1835 | Just make sure to take this with Hay | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1836 | Your insurance said it won’t cover species-reassignment hormones. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1837 | The label does say you might become a little hoarse | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1838 | We’re out of the tablet. It says here I can also fill as a suppository. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1839 | Side effects are rare but you may get the trots. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1840 | Take the one from your cardiologist with breakfast and the one from the vet with your evening oats. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1841 | I take it your ‘horse sense’ told you there are side effects. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1842 | Take one capsule twice a day for your hay fever symptoms. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1843 | Liquid, please. I’ve decided to stop taking the horse pills. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1844 | You know, you really don’t need these. You already are a stud. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1845 | No pants, no prescriptions. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1846 | Sorry- the other half of your prescription is at the vet. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1847 | Here's your refill. Paw the ground twice if you understand the medical side effects." | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1848 | I'm sorry Mr. Steeplechase, but I don't find that as a side effect of any of your medications. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1849 | Some patients have even reported growing human legs. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1850 | I’m afraid the vet hasn’t called it in | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1851 | Sorry, no cure. Try writing "I'm a stud" on your dating app. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1852 | Do I forward the refill request to your PCP or your Vet? | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1853 | May cause drowsiness. Careful when trotting. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1854 | ``Remember, put something in your stomach, perhaps an apple or carrot, before ingesting.'' | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1855 | This particular side effect makes you more than just a horse’s ass. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1856 | Why the long...oh, never mind. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
1857 | Says here to store in a cool, dark place and keep out of foal's reach. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1858 | Well you should have read the side effects all the way to the end. | 1.3131 | 0.04900 | 99 | 69 | 29 | 1 |
1859 | Fine, I understand I can’t make you take them with water. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1860 | Is my prescription ready? I'm running slow! | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1861 | I’m here for my horse pills. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1862 | This medicine might give you the trots | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1863 | What brand of contraceptives do you carry ? | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1864 | You have a bad case of the trots | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1865 | This should help with the hay fever but you're just going to use your horse sense about how much to take. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1866 | No pants, no service. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1867 | You got anything for my Charlie horse? | 1.3100 | 0.06308 | 100 | 78 | 13 | 9 |
1868 | We have a call into your doctor and veterinarian to decide whether you should get the human or horse dose of this stuff. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1869 | Take two of these and call me in a century. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1870 | No, no unique inherited conditions. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1871 | I feel a little hoarse! | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1872 | Look, I 'm telling you to take this water, but you're right, I can't make you do it. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1873 | The office said you needed something for the trots? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1874 | ...you can travel freely, just try to avoid theme parks and rodeos... | 1.3100 | 0.04861 | 100 | 70 | 29 | 1 |
1875 | Transgender medications, yes, Transmammal medications, no. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1876 | Well, it is one possible side effect of Viagra. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1877 | Hi. I'd like to speak with someone about the side effects of this presciption. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1878 | ...and this one's for horseness. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1879 | Psychosocial characteristics may physically present when mixed with alcohol. Do you, in fact, become a horse's ass when you drink? | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1880 | It’s a suppository. I hope that won’t be a problem. | 1.3100 | 0.06466 | 100 | 79 | 11 | 10 |
1881 | Has your vet ever prescribed these for you before? | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1882 | Take one every morning with plenty of hay. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1883 | .“Take 2 capsules at the first sign of mythical then one every four hours until the crushing weight of existential reality returns.” | 1.3100 | 0.05064 | 100 | 71 | 27 | 2 |
1884 | You must be with the “centaurs for disease control” | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1885 | Not sure here Stu, says it's strong enough to kill a horse. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1886 | The horse pill version is cheaper. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1887 | We don’t serve your kind here. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1888 | You'll have to take this prescription to your veterinarian | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1889 | I'm sorry, but you also need a referral from your veterinarian. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1890 | Take one for a man or two for a horse. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1891 | It says here it’s only for stallions. Do you mind? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1892 | Do you have a prescription for Mr. Centaur? Asking for a friend. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1893 | No, it’s a human pill for horses. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1894 | If you can swallow your pride, this same medicine is much cheaper from a vet. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1895 | Take this and you won't be the centaur of attention anymore. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1896 | That is the most half-assed question I've ever heard. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1897 | This can knock out a horse, so take only half the dose. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1898 | No I'm not feeling 'horse', I'm here for my insulin. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1899 | Same-o, same-o Mr. Tyler. ‘May cause trots blah, blah, blah’. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1900 | This medication should cure your sore throat and horse voice. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1901 | I'm feeling a little horse, Is my prescription ready? | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1902 | Take two of these an hour before each race, then call me so I can place a bet. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1903 | Take these with plenty of water. They're real horse pills. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1904 | You're lucky it was only a sprained knee. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1905 | This will help with the long face. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1906 | On the phone I thought you said "Senator" Johnson. No it's not ready. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1907 | I think your doctor called in the wrong prescription. This is for a hoarse throat. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1908 | Take one with a mouthful of oats twice a day. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1909 | Take one pill twice a day with feedbag. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1910 | You took it is a suppository, didn’t you? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1911 | But sir I offered my guidance on the side effects | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1912 | Affordable care is a myth. This is going to cost you an arm and a foreleg. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1913 | Good news- it's not coronavirus, you're just a little hoarse. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1914 | I promise you, this new formulation will not cause any side effects. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1915 | So,apart from the receding hair line,you're pleased with the results? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1916 | If you experience any skittishness, you should 'whoa' immediately. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1917 | I can’t give you a refund if you’ve already taken half. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1918 | Take this with food or it's liable to give you the trots. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1919 | Do you carry centaur silver for men 50 + ? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1920 | I should clarify what I mean when I say a stable sleeping situation. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1921 | Let your doctor know if this condition lasts longer than four hours. | 1.3093 | 0.04940 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1922 | Equine or homo sapiens instructions? | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1923 | So did you take a full dose or only half? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1924 | Do you need the stable compound? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1925 | Now remember, it’s very important you only take a half dose. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1926 | Don’t be a what?! | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1927 | This will cost you a couple bucks. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1928 | I asked if you can treat someone who's kinda horse. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1929 | It depends on what you mean by safe sex. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1930 | You have anything for back pain? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1931 | So you you finally felt comfortable enough to come out of the barn? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1932 | I can only give you so many horse tranquilizers, Marvin. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1933 | You’ll perform like a thoroughbred, but you’ll peter out after a mile and a quarter. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1934 | For this prescription, I need to see your drivers license and health insurance card, Mr. Ed. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1935 | . . .and this will help with your horseness | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1936 | You sound a bit hoarse. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1937 | Once daily with food. And clean up the mess you left in Aisle 2. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1938 | Ok Mr.Connelly, this is a very powerful drug. So I'm gonna ask you one more time: Have you experienced an side effects? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1939 | Why are you acting like a horses ass because we are out of hand sanitizer? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1940 | I have a few questions about side effects. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1941 | Has your doctor already informed that you can't always be the centaur of attention? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1942 | If the hind legs are still there in a week just double the dose. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1943 | You realize this will not make you at one with yourself. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1944 | 2500 mg Viagra isn't covered. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1945 | Don't get too close. I'm feeling a little horse. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1946 | It says here your test results were mixed... | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1947 | Your side effects are a myth. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1948 | Even mythical creatures aren't immune to high blood pressure these days. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1949 | You missed your equine virus shot, didn't you? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1950 | No, Mr. Jones, it's clearly right here on the side effect list. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1951 | Really ?... you're concerned that this medication may give you acne? | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1952 | Remember, no galloping or cavorting for three hours after taking these! | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1953 | A word caution: these pills will give you the trots. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1954 | Of course, all medicines have some side effects. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1955 | Take half right before the fifth race at Belmont, and the rest just before 9 a.m. Monday at the office. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1956 | And are you experiencing any unusual side effects? | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1957 | It plainly states that hoof and mouth disease is a common side effect | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1958 | Unfortunately, this medication is a suppository. So you might need some help taking it. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1959 | I see you're only taking half doses? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1960 | I'm afraid this medication must be prescribed by your veterinarian. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1961 | You got something for hoof and mouth ? | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1962 | You tell your friend in there that the best way to cure the heat rash would be to get out of the costume. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1963 | Yes, this is the new remedy for too hot to trot! | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1964 | Your 60/40 coinsurance plan is well suited for your situation. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1965 | This medication is a diuretic, which means you'll be pissing like a racehorse for the next thirty days. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1966 | Clearly stated on the insert as a possible side effect, sir. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1967 | Erectile dysfunction? But sir, the back end of you appears to be female. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1968 | You wanted to make yours the size of a horse’s. What’s the complaint? | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1969 | This only works if you're a little hoarse. | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
1970 | Which part are we dosing for? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1971 | I still can't give you horse Viagra. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1972 | My best advice is to make sure you keep your hooves from touching your face. Unless of course you've stepped in some disinfectant beforehand." | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1973 | Yes, sir. That is a possible side effect. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1974 | This should help with your depression, but you'll still be a horse's ass!" | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1975 | This is my last resort. My vet says she she’ll have to put me down if I can’t get a handle on this existential dread. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1976 | You should report this side effect to the C.D.C. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1977 | Other side effects include uncontrollable neighing, allergic reactions to oats and apples and defecating while walking. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1978 | Very good, Mr. Sagitarrius, I see that you have gotten rid of the bow and arrow. And wearing a suit jacket is a nice touch. Take two of these at mealtime. In two weeks, you should be a biped again. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1979 | Sorry, I thought you meant that you were a little hoarse. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1980 | Did you ever read the side effects information I gave you? | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1981 | Sir, I understand it didn’t list horse’s ass as a side effect, but every med effects people a little differently... | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1982 | Side effects may include breaking the 400m world record | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1983 | I'm sorry sir, but I don't think your insurance covers centaurification. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1984 | Are there any side-effects to the Hay Fever medicine? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1985 | I said you need to 'center' yourself. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1986 | When we tested this on horses, nobody noticed the side effects. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1987 | As you know, Mr. Chiron, these pills will ease your sore throat, but do nothing for your hoarseness. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1988 | Yes, we can make them smaller than horse pills. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1989 | "You'll just have to get used to tbe horseness...this'll help with the cough." | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1990 | Wait 30 minutes after you take this to have oats. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1991 | Sir, it’s plainly listed as a side effect. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1992 | Steve, what did I tell you about getting a Coronavirus vaccine on the black market? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1993 | Side effects? NOW you ask me? | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1994 | You're gonna have a lot of explaining to do to Seabiscuit... | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1995 | Don't exceed the dosage, or you'll get the trots. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1996 | This should help your road apple problem, but until you stop being a horse's ass, there's not much more we can do. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1997 | Take 2 pills every morning with a bag of oats. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1998 | Yes, the medicine can sometime make you a little horse. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1999 | If you take it in the morning, avoid dressage for four hours. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2000 | I'm afraid we'll also need a veterinarian to sign for this. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2001 | You also wont be able to run in the derby with this in your system | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2002 | If you have an erection that lasts over four hours, see your vet. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2003 | Apparently your wife extended the prescription indefinitely, and it now includes a dozen roses with each refill. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
2004 | I thought you said that were hoarse. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2005 | This is highly effective for treating a horse's ass. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2006 | No, I get the horse pills. But the snake oil? | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2007 | Supposedly, this cures Horses Ass. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2008 | Please cancel my prescription for Viagra. | 1.3061 | 0.06866 | 98 | 80 | 6 | 12 |
2009 | This medication needs to be taken with a meal...just don't eat like a horse. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2010 | Um, there’s this thing where people see large pills and they call them ‘horse pills‘, but in your case... | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2011 | I see. And now this 'friend' is concerned about mule infertility. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2012 | I don't appreciate being called "half-assed" by anyone least of all you. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2013 | ‘Brand or Hybrid’? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
2014 | These may help but I still doubt you'll win the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2015 | It's listed right here, under side-effects--plain as day. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2016 | Sir, we just told you five minutes ago, your prescription will be ready when it's ready. You're not the centaur of the universe. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2017 | Appaloosa, Arabian, or Morgan? | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2018 | This is specifically for mane pattern baldness. It won't thicken your tail. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2019 | Any questions about possible side effects? | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
2020 | Aisle three. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2021 | May cause blinders. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2022 | I recommend only half a dose. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
2023 | Ah. My bad. I must’ve given you the ‘HORSE growth hormone’. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2024 | I understand you're feeling a little horse, but you still need a prescription for this refill. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2025 | You can't return a prescription medicine just because you are unhappy with the side effects. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
2026 | I assumed they meant "may cause hoarseness." | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2027 | And remember, do not operate heavy machinery or run the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2028 | It said on the packet I’d look like a Greek god. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2029 | Ketamine will work for both. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2030 | Do you have any questions for the pharmacist? | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2031 | I'm sorry but your insurance is not going to cover the device for administering the suppository | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2032 | It's for strep but does nothing if you're only a little horse | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2033 | It says they are going to have to put you down... | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
2034 | Side effects may include, well, you know................ | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2035 | Any other options besides suppository ? | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
2036 | For best results, take these twice daily with hay. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2037 | I had a hard time deciphering your physician’s handwriting— it was half chicken scratch. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2038 | Sorry, your wife called and requested not to fill this prescription, because she's worn out. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2039 | You didn't read the fine print | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
2040 | We did warn you not to take this medication on an empty stomach. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2041 | Actually, the farmacy is next door | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
2042 | Nothing faster than a slow trot until we know how this medication affects you. | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
2043 | You should be irritable and violent again in no time. | 1.3053 | 0.06362 | 95 | 74 | 13 | 8 |
2044 | There’s a lot of hoof-and-mouth going around. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2045 | Yesterday I was just a little horse”. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
2046 | Sorry, we only have 3 extra large knee pads in stock. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2047 | Sorry, you'll have to have fill this at the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2048 | What do you mean by The Trots? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2049 | Have you noticed any increased horseness? | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2050 | Just cut it in half so it won’t look like a horse pill. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2051 | Thank you for asking, I'm a bit hoarse, and I have a severe case of the trots. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2052 | These are the biggest pills we have. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
2053 | This'll be enough to knock out a horse" | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2054 | Sorry sir, Your health plan does not cover hoof & mouth disease medication | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2055 | What would you recommend? I'm a little horse. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2056 | For most people "horse pills" is just an expression. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2057 | No, that’s not why we call them horse pills. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2058 | They're horse pills, of course. What did you expect? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2059 | Sir, as a pharmacist, I only dispense the prescribed suppositories, I do not administer them. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
2060 | Sir, I am sorry but your insurance no longer covers your prescription of Mane and Tail. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
2061 | Do you have anything for flies? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2062 | Yes, as a matter of fact that is a common side-effect. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2063 | Shaped like a horse pill no, why? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2064 | The bottle isn't big enough to list all side-effects, Sir. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2065 | Take two of these just before you enter the starting gate. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2066 | See, I told you wasn’t just horsing around. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2067 | Do you have anything for bladder control? I’ve been peeing like a racehorse. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2068 | You should take this with hay. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2069 | This will help your hair grow back but the fillies are still gonna know it’s not a mane. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2070 | Yes, their are some side effects... why? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2071 | I didn't mean to offend you, sir. I only meant these pills are hard to swallow. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2072 | It's a neighsal spray. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
2073 | So, Mr. Ed, you're picking up this prescription for Wilburr R? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2074 | This medicine will make you feel better, but not Kentucky Derby better. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2075 | That’s the worst case of hay fever I’ve ever seen. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2076 | Picking up for half man half legend. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2077 | Why the long torso? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2078 | Yes, "the trots" is one possible side effect. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2079 | these should relieve your nagging complaint | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2080 | My apologies sir, I really didn't mean anything by it when I said these were like horse pills" | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2081 | An easy mistake, but it's for when your throat is hoarse. [underline throat] | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2082 | You have to wear pants in here Greg. I'm not going to tell you again. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2083 | Take one every morning on a full stomach of hay. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2084 | I think you came to the wrong place. It's P-H-a-r-m.... | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2085 | Miracle cures for lower back pain are a myth. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2086 | You may experience an uncontrollable urge to go to a rodeo. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2087 | On the phone you said your were a little hoarse so take this for your throat. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2088 | This won't keep them from talking about your backside but it will improve you gait. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2089 | I feel like a horse’s petuty for asking, but do you have any hand sanitizer? | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2090 | Label says 100 milligrams should be sufficient. But a stud like you? I say take half a pill and see what happens. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2091 | Take one every Satyrday | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
2092 | I wouldn't dare take your money sir. Healthcare is a human right. Vote for Bernie Sanders | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2093 | Oh, you mean the horse legs! Totally normal, don’t worry about that. Now, if your piss turns black, definitely call your doctor. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2094 | Weird - that isn't one of the listed side effects. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2095 | Actually, I'm a Pisces. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2096 | Take one each morning after a canter around Central Park. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
2097 | And please, no half-assed dosage instructions. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2098 | Remember, take these every day but try try to stay clean just before a race. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2099 | Don't panic?! You said the same thing about the hoof-and-mouth disease. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2100 | I realize you just hoofed it over here, so I high-tailed it to get this ready for ya. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2101 | Do you need a consult to discuss the side effects of this prescription? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2102 | Sorry. We’re all out of the Magnums | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2103 | Are these for you or your other half? | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2104 | No. This was not listed as a possible side effect | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2105 | Stamp once if you understand the directions, twice if you need me to repeat them. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2106 | You say you're throat is feeling hoarse. How about your ass? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2107 | What have you got for a horse voice? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2108 | You want the foal-proof cap? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2109 | I left my wallet with my rider | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2110 | So yeah... This one is a suppository. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2111 | Oh, I see we gave you ‘Hi Ho Sliver Centrum’ by mistake... | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2112 | Says right here...side effects may include transformation into mythological horse beast | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2113 | This medication is used for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2114 | You're allergic to hay? That's a tough pill to swallow. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2115 | Yes, I'm a little hoarse. How did you know? | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
2116 | Take this with food. Greek would be best. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2117 | No, I said my left "hoof" hurts; my teeth are fine. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2118 | The blue ones will make you grow by approximately five hands. I did it and have now reached my dream height. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2119 | The label clearly listed the side effects. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2120 | I know, I know. At these prices, we’re not likely to get many more centaurs in here. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2121 | One tablespoon every four hours until you're no longer horse. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2122 | I'm having trouble reaching the effected area .. Could You? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2123 | Place the birth control pill into your hoof, it will make you limp. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2124 | Are you picking up prescription from your doctor or your vet? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2125 | There's a co-hay with this one. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2126 | Actually, do you have pills that makes me NOT make love like a stallion? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2127 | Of course the pills are big. What'd you expect? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2128 | I told you they were horse pills. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2129 | Your wife has a point, Jimmy. You’re turning into one big ass. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2130 | Swallow these with plenty of rye grass and water. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2131 | Relax, lots of guys come in here with ponytails.” | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2132 | Take two, when you're a little hoarse. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2133 | I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we don't carry alfalfa tablets. A health food store, perhaps? | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
2134 | An unfortunate side effect is the trots. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2135 | No, it's not a horse pill. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2136 | Did I forget to mention possible side effects? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2137 | You can find it in the Centaur Aisle. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2138 | Restless leg syndrome may be a side effect. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2139 | My hay fever is really bad this year". | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2140 | PreparationH, please. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2141 | Here's what I have for a horse-of-a-different-color. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2142 | Hi, it seems you only called a minute ago | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2143 | I can't read your vet's handwriting. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2144 | Tell your wife, "Take one capsule every night, mare." | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
2145 | Trump buys his Viagara. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2146 | I feel compelled to inform you that one of the adverse side effects of this medication is the trots. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2147 | Stop being an ass. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2148 | I'll let you slide today, but from now on you'll have to leave your ass outside. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2149 | It’s got quite a kick. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2150 | This should help with the hoarseness. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2151 | I DID tell you about the side effects. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2152 | My throat isn’t hoarse but my legs are! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2153 | Erectile dysfunction should not make you feel like half a man. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2154 | Please use the fauna inclusive restroom. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2155 | The horse thing should clear up in a day or so. It'll take another week for the chlamydia. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2156 | Take two with breakfast, then do no not canter, jump, or operate heavy machinery. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2157 | So you say there are side effects to your ED meds? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2158 | You were supposed to take only one a day. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2159 | Side effect, what side effects? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2160 | Parody or satyr? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2161 | It's up to you: horse pill or suppository? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2162 | I did mention the side effects, you just weren't paying attention. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2163 | This medicine will make you pee like a race horse. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2164 | No, sorry, we don't offer suppository assistance. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2165 | We may want to reduce your HGH dosage, Mr. Seabiscuit. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2166 | I'm afraid that we must insist on a urine sample | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2167 | Yes, there are some side effects to this prescription you've been taking. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2168 | On the bright side, I'm no longer experiencing nausea. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
2169 | It's for a bridle party. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2170 | Well we DID warn you about the side effects. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2171 | Enough of this self-pity, Mr Fribble. Just think what you save in trousers. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2172 | It's right here under 'possible side effects' | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2173 | I told you the drug was experimental. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2174 | Sorry, we have nothing for a horse's ass. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2175 | I said there were no *known* side effects. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2176 | I need a more specific DOB than 'between Nov. 23 and Dec. 21.' | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2177 | I did mention that a possible side effect was that it might make you a little horse. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2178 | This will help the migraines, but it's banned from the Kentucky Derby. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2179 | . . . should it last longer than four hours, my condolences to your mare. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2180 | I’m sorry - your insurance doesn’t cover this prescription for hoof-and-mouth disease | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2181 | And what did you think they meant by equine therapy? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2182 | And definitely no caffeine or galloping for at least the next three weeks. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
2183 | Do you have something for separation anxiety? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2184 | It's the third likely side effect... | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2185 | …Remember, if it lasts longer than four hours, call your vet immediately. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2186 | You said there were no known side effects? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2187 | I was helping another customer. Why must you be the centaur of attention. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2188 | One anabolic steroid a day for one week, and you should be ready for the Preakness. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2189 | So, you have the trots? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2190 | You should take this twice a day with food or hay, whichever you prefer. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2191 | Oh, SEN-A-tor. That explains the pill mixup. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2192 | No, you will have to see a Shaman to for that. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2193 | Well Lipicentaur is the most famous brand, but the generic chemical name is Centaurvastatin. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
2194 | Did your doctor not warn you of the side effects? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2195 | I've made a horse's ass of myself. It was the tequila. | 1.2967 | 0.06720 | 91 | 73 | 9 | 9 |
2196 | I don’t know about athletes hoof, but this helped out a fella who came in with a weird fungus a couple weeks back. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2197 | You'll have to go to the feed store for the rest of your order | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2198 | What do you have to treat my Satyrday night fever? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2199 | Hank, have you got anything for a horse’s ass????? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2200 | You're a little behind in your prescriptions. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2201 | Would you prefer human or equine strength? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2202 | This prescription should give you the extra giddy-up you require. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2203 | I just haven't been feeling like myself lately. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2204 | You say you have a sore throat and you’re a little horse? | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
2205 | Medical or veterinary insurance? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2206 | Who's Catherine The Great? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2207 | It's not that the drug doesn't work, it's that you really are a horse's ass. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2208 | Ed, your universal healthcare plan only covers half of this. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2209 | Take twice a day with food and hay. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2210 | No, there's nothing on here that says loss of tail hair is a side effect. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2211 | The meds are for hay fever | 1.2967 | 0.05062 | 91 | 65 | 25 | 1 |
2212 | Have you noticed any unusual side effects? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2213 | Did you get the results you were hoping for? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2214 | Take two of these antihistamines a day and avoid all contact with hay. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2215 | Get this guy off me | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2216 | Only take Viagra that you purchase from a registered pharmacy... | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2217 | I've been feeling somewhat hoarse lately. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2218 | It's more "whinny" than "raspy" | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2219 | Is that centaur with a c or a k? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2220 | Take one pill daily with a bale of hay. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2221 | Any recent exposure to hoof-and-mouth disease? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2222 | I’m sorry about the side effects, sir. Yes, it is ironic that it’s for hay fever. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2223 | We normally don’t prescribe ketamine, but in your case, I think we can make an exception. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2224 | So I have horse-strength laxative for your diarrhea and human ant acids for your heartburn. Please leave the store before taking the laxative since you’re not wearing pants. | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
2225 | You say your mother's maiden name is "Ed"? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2226 | Yes, Ed, they are horse tablets. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2227 | And if you have an erection longer than two feet, call your doctor. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2228 | One, twice a day, should do the trick if you're getting a little hoarse. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2229 | Your pills, sir, but I'll have to report your fever to the Centaur for Disease Control | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2230 | I'm sure it's you Mr. Centaur, but I still need to see a picture I.D.? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2231 | Did you read and follow the dosing instructions? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2232 | One of the side effects is that you might be a little hoarse. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2233 | Suppositories? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2234 | Whoa, the dose on this viagra is enough for a horse! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2235 | I hope it's not horse pills again. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2236 | You might need to double your prescription for your restless leg syndrome. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2237 | The white pill is for you, and the blue pill is for the horse you rode in on." | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2238 | No, I don't need anything for hoof-and-mouth disease, thank you very much. Gee, haven't heard that one before. I'm actually just looking for throat lozenges--I fear I'm a little hoarse. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2239 | ...side effects may include hoarseness.” | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2240 | I'm sorry sir, there are no medications that prevent involuntary defecation during business meetings. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2241 | Take two of these each time you feel you’re a little hoarse. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2242 | This is not recommended for quarter horses. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2243 | No, Mr. Smith, you don't have to explain. We pharmacists work on a raised platform specifically to notice these types of things. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
2244 | Now, this might be hard to swallow. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2245 | Centaur erectile dysfunction is just a myth, sir. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2246 | It’s recommended by the Centaur for Disease Control. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2247 | Tap "decline" if you do not require counseling from the farmacist. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2248 | Can I have that in liquid form? I don’t do horse pills. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2249 | Your Veterinarian can dispense this med for a little cheaper." | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2250 | It says hoarseness is a side effect, but maybe that’s a typo. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2251 | This is good for hay fever and the trots. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2252 | Naysal spray? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2253 | Not this horses’ ass again. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2254 | I believe I went over the side effects with you earlier. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2255 | Clean up at the pharmacy station. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2256 | Nope, no feedbags in stock but your Minoxidil prescription is ready for pickup. Robyn Stanton, Palo Alto, Ca. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2257 | Are you kidding ? | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2258 | Remember, taking more than the suggested dosage won't help your mane grow back. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2259 | It clearly states that was a possible side effect. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2260 | Yes, this is the best drug we have so far for hand hoof and mouth. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2261 | This started as a wart on my behind. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2262 | I'm just grateful that I'm not the constant butt of "Why the long face?" jokes. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2263 | . . . but this was signed by a veterinarian . . . | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2264 | Sorry we are a full service pharmacy not a half assed one. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2265 | Promise me you'll take the entire course this time even if you're feeling perfectly normal. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2266 | I don't want to be a neigh-sayer, but perhaps you're just a little hoarse. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2267 | Shouldn't I get it for half price? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2268 | Have you got something, I'm a little horse. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2269 | we don't have anything that will revert you back to being a horse! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2270 | I need to speak with someone about side effects | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2271 | Sir, I clearly told you one of the side effects is that it could make you a little horse. It’s not my fault you mistakenly assumed I meant “hoarse.” | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2272 | ...and no pulling heavy machinery after you take these. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2273 | I think the generic stopped working. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2274 | I recommend these lozenges for that sore throat, but you really should see a veterinarian for the hemorrhoids. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2275 | Here, these two prescriptions should work for the both of you. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2276 | Take on an empty stomach, one hour before giddy-up. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2277 | I woke up a little horse, do you have anything I could munch on? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2278 | Take these, twice a day with hay. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2279 | These are suppositories, so you might want to ask a friend for some help. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2280 | Apparently you"re a man that does not read the side effects label. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2281 | [sigh]. No Sir, we don't have anything to treat an overactive imagination. [sigh] Next! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2282 | I'm all out of stock but your vet might have it. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2283 | Within 24 hours, this should relieve your case of ‘the trots.’” | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2284 | Yes, alfalfa tablets tend to boost horse sense. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2285 | Humph, 3rd one today. Are you sure you ingested it orally?" | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2286 | I mean no disrespect, sir. I only called them horse pill because of their size. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2287 | Ask your doctor if Centaurum is right for you. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2288 | The pills should make you feel better but you'll still be a horse's ass. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2289 | Once you try the GMO version of Growth Hormone, you'll see the difference. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2290 | Well, Viagra can have some side effects. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2291 | I hope this works. Otherwise, you will have be shot. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2292 | Possible side effects include a case of the trots. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2293 | This medication could give you the trots. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2294 | When you said these were horse pills I thought you meant the size. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
2295 | If it's too much of a horse pill, you can cut it in half. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2296 | I wasn't insulting you. I just said you're a little hoarse. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2297 | Ahhh, here it is -- "May cause mild headaches, dizziness, and turn you into a minotaur." | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
2298 | It says to take twice daily by..., say, how long are your arms? | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2299 | Our records indicate that you waived the cautions regarding the possible side effects. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2300 | The “size” of your ass is not the problem. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2301 | I’m sorry but centaurism is a listed side effect. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2302 | Your Veterinarian wants you to take the medicine 4 times a day; but, your General Practitioner wants you to take it twice a day. I say split the difference and go with 3 a day. | 1.2935 | 0.05017 | 92 | 66 | 25 | 1 |
2303 | The FDA doesn't consider that a dangerous side effect. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2304 | Sir, we don’t have your prescription in half horse pill size. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2305 | Do you have the liquid version? I can't swallow those horse pills. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2306 | Take two a day and stay away from the track. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2307 | That's Of Magnesia | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2308 | Nay!? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2309 | Should I just skip over the side effects this time? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2310 | I’ve got this persistent itch around the fetlock | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2311 | I'm sorry you didn't look up the side effects before you took the whole prescription. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2312 | ...first thing in the morning, with your carrots." | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
2313 | I see you have a prescription of Ketamine. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2314 | This should take care of that hoarseness. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2315 | I’m sorry sir. This medicine is for “hoarseness!” | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2316 | Judy, can I have some medication for my hay fever? | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2317 | You may experience some mane loss and nostril flaring. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2318 | I"m sorry, we don't carry anything for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2319 | Do you have anything for being a horse's ass? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
2320 | I’m actually only a quarter Greek; the glasses throw people off. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2321 | This will assist with your transition. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2322 | This prescription should yield better results than the last. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2323 | The pills are working, except for this | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2324 | No sir, a flabby croup is not a side effect. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2325 | You’ll need some help, these are suppositories. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
2326 | It's a side effect of the medication. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2327 | Take every four hours for the trots. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2328 | I'm afraid there are no liquid forms for this medication. You'll have to just accept it as this horse pill. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
2329 | It says right here - the Centaur for Disease Control notes it could make you hoarse. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2330 | Your doctor prescribed the cough medicine because he thought you said you were feeling a little hoarse. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2331 | I can't fill this without a prescription signed by your vet as well as your physician. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2332 | I'm sorry, I can't fill the entire prescription, but I know a vet that can cover the other half. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2333 | These are to treat your restless hoof syndrome. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
2334 | I go through this every time. Centrum and centaur are completely different! | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2335 | one from you and one for the horse you rode in on | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2336 | I also need a prescription from your Veterinarian. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2337 | No, I will not trade these for a hot tip in 3:05 at Belmont. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2338 | You'll have to fill your vet's prescription down the street. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2339 | Doc, I’m feeling a bit horse. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2340 | Sorry to be back again but my throat is still hoarse- just when I thought it was all behind me! | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2341 | Ken Taur, K-E-N, T-A-U-R. Sorry, I can't find anyone with that name. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2342 | Okay, I guess in that case your ‘friend’ may require assistance with the applicator. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2343 | Ya, I'm actually headed to a stag party. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2344 | Do you have anything smaller? Those look like horse pills. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2345 | When I said that this would have you "feeling your oats", I didn't mean anything by it. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2346 | Will this cure a charlie horse? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2347 | Yes,as a matter of fact,one of the side effects IS thickened toenails. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2348 | I'm sorry, I don't have anything that can reverse curses. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2349 | I’m sorry but this is a small animal pharmacy. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
2350 | Hoof and mouth disease, eh? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2351 | Sorry, Medicare doesn't cover veterinary doses. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2352 | My horse pills are wearing off. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2353 | I hope this one works. Otherwise we may have to . . . never mind. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2354 | What are the drug restrictions for entering the Kentucky Derby ? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2355 | If this doesn't cure your athlete's hoof, try some vinegar and baking soda, if that doesn't work, I'll refer you to a good vet. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2356 | If it's for your horse, we're not a veterinary pharmacy. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2357 | Before ingesting, it would behoove you to be aware of the side effects. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2358 | And the horse you rode in on! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2359 | These pills should help you feel less hoarse. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2360 | didn't you see the commercial? It said side effects may vary. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2361 | When taking this Viagra, you may wish to stay out of the public's eye. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2362 | You should read the list of side effects thoroughly next time” | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2363 | Hey Len, I feel like a horses’s ass, but I left my insurance card at home | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2364 | There is no cure for neighing. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2365 | Here, this one will help with your hair loss, you'll have to go to another pharmacy for everything else. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2366 | And shall I replace the child-proof lid? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2367 | Obviously, you are aware of the side effects. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2368 | I need something that could kill a horse | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2369 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2370 | Just a minute, sir, I'm have to vet your prescription. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2371 | I'm sure someone will get a good kick out of these suppositories. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2372 | Take one pill immediately after grazing. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2373 | Take two of these three times a day and in a month or so you'll be back at the Jockey Club one way or another." | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2374 | I’ve just made an ass out of myself, do you have anything over the counter I can take to numb the pain? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2375 | What do you recommend for sore feet? | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2376 | You need to speak with your provider as to whether the risks outweigh the benefits. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2377 | The Centaur for Disease Control knows what they are doing. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2378 | There’s a lot of it going around... | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2379 | My wife's not complaining. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2380 | Another case of the trots is it? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2381 | But we told you it was a possible but rare side-effect, and you signed “agreed.” | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2382 | This prescription is going to cost me an arm and a leg and a leg and a leg and a leg. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2383 | Why the long face, Joe? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2384 | Well, you did say you wanted to be hung like a horse. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2385 | Stomp your hoof twice if you understand how to take this medication. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2386 | It may help with the baldness, but I'm afraid you'll still be a horse's ass. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2387 | You know you can get this cheaper at your veterinarian? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2388 | It is an anal suppository. You ok with that? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2389 | These horse pills are hard to swallow; I suggest that you grind them to a powder along with a couple of sugar cubes, and mix that in with your oatmeal every morning. Also, avoid carrots while taking this drug. | 1.2874 | 0.05759 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2390 | Ingest the evening before your colonoscopy and “whoa nilly” | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2391 | Do you really think I would save on prescriptions if I went to a vet instead? | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2392 | Would you please put them in a plain bag? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2393 | And be sure to contact your doctor immediately if you start to fade around the fifth furlong. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2394 | This should work for hay fever. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2395 | But did they enhance your size? | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
2396 | I'm sorry but that's not listed as a known side effect. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2397 | No, just because you're half horse doesn't mean I can sell you ketamine over the counter. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2398 | Soooo...do you need a consultation, or are you already familiar with the side effects? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2399 | The potential adverse reactions include restless leg syndrome. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2400 | I’m getting somewhat concerned about these side-effects | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2401 | I need some neighsal spray. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2402 | A side effect includes that this will make you pee like a racehorse. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2403 | I can fill the first two prescriptions, but you will have to bring the third to your vet. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2404 | The prescription for split personality. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2405 | First off, no pun intended, but there's really no other way to describe the side effects. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2406 | If you'd read through all three pages of potential side effects, this would not have come as a surprise to you." | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2407 | Finishing third at Aqueduct in the fifth doesn't qualify as a preexisting condition. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2408 | That new prescription you gave me has some hellacious side effects. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2409 | I don't care that you're from the Centaurs for Disease Control. You can't get a refill for three more days! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2410 | As for those hemorrhoids...Mr. Pegasus??? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2411 | I know this is a refill on your prescription, Mr. Johnson, but are you sure you wouldn't like me to go over the side effects one more time? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2412 | No charge, as long as you leave before you poop. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2413 | It only comes as a cherry syrup, not apple or sugar cube flavor! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2414 | Mr. Jones, I would never horse around about your medication side effects. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2415 | I'd cut these in half if I were you. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2416 | It says here you declined consultation. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2417 | This will have you running on all fours in next to no time. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2418 | Would you like me to go through the possible side effects..? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2419 | I have your prescription here but are you sure these suppositories won't be a problem for you? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2420 | Do you need to consult with the pharmacist about the potential side-effects of this medication? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2421 | Do you want cough drops too? You sound hoarse. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2422 | It's PCP. Normally a horse tranquilizer, but I think you can handle it. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2423 | No long face? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2424 | Sir, the side-effects are clearly indicated on the label. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2425 | Yes, I've been feeling a little hoarse lately | 1.2874 | 0.04880 | 87 | 62 | 25 | 0 |
2426 | I don’t think you can still say you’re just a little hoarse. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2427 | Just break the pills in half. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2428 | Lasix is bad for half of you. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2429 | These will help take care of that pain in your ass. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2430 | Would you go over the sides effects again? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2431 | Well, it says the side effects may include being a little horse. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2432 | Let's go over possible side effects one more time. | 1.2874 | 0.04880 | 87 | 62 | 25 | 0 |
2433 | You'll pee like a race horse. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2434 | I knew I should have called in sick today. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2435 | The last name is Ed. Yes, my father was in show business. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2436 | I got the Clydesdale virus. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2437 | Take only one a day or you may develop the trots or galloping diarrhea. | 1.2874 | 0.05522 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2438 | One an hour before and you'll be like a young stallion. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2439 | No more deals. I bet on you and lost a bloody fortune. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2440 | These are the generics. Tranquilizer darts aren’t covered under your plan. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2441 | Try this. It's guaranteed to stop the whinnying. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2442 | Read it yourself! Right here under warning it says the two most common side effects are death and what you've got. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2443 | Sorry, they should have sent you to the pharmythy counter. | 1.2874 | 0.06723 | 87 | 70 | 9 | 8 |
2444 | I'M sorry Mr. Armstrong, we don't have anything for extra horsepower. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2445 | Look I told you last time you would only be partially covered | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2446 | Hay fever, again ? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2447 | Mrs. unicorn already picked it up. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2448 | Yes, that's one of the blue pill's side effects. Did your partner object? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2449 | Will these pills help with hay fever? | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2450 | And remember, do not operate a buggy or haul heavy equipment while on this medicine. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2451 | Hi. Do you have a rewards card you'd like to use? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2452 | Are these the magic pills that will turn me into a man!" | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2453 | Take with two carrots. | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2454 | Centaur or not, you still have to wear pants in my pharmacy. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2455 | Who knew?....says right here that one side effect is the trots | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2456 | Don't worry sir, it's perfectly normal to feel a little horse. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2457 | Medicare will only cover half the cost of your prescription! | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2458 | Sir, for the last time; No Shoes, No Pants, No Service. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2459 | It's for toe nail fungus, I'm afraid it won't help with hoof disease. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2460 | Your a horses ass, and there's no drug that can change that. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2461 | For that horse throat,I suggest you stop the oat supplements. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
2462 | This should help you get rid of the trots. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2463 | These pills will help you to stop being such a horse’s ass - | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2464 | Take these once a day, with some hay. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2465 | You'll be healthy as a horse in no time. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2466 | Thinning mane? Try this. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2467 | And unfortunately, this is a suppository. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2468 | This should take care of your sore throat Ed, and by the way we have some fresh apples in aisle four. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2469 | You’re full of horse shit, and this will help. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2470 | This medicine has no serious side effects. The last customer who I prescribed this for won the Kentucky Derby." | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2471 | For the fiftieth time, Mr. Minocheval, even Minotaurs have a copay! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2472 | I understand; but this is a lot of ketamine, even for you. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2473 | These are to be taken with hay twice daily. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2474 | Stay away from the track for a month or two. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2475 | Side effects include the trots. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2476 | Got anything stronger? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2477 | Your copay will be six Drachmas. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2478 | You're the first horse to complain about the side effects | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2479 | These are great if you're a little hoarse. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2480 | A side effect of this prescription is sore fetlocks. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2481 | Hay fever isn't so literal… | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2482 | Your dad wouldn’t quite get the “Get off your high horse” thing, would he? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2483 | Take one daily with a cup of Half & Half." | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2484 | This prescription for Centaurium will disqualify you from the Kentucky Derby if you are tested for drugs. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2485 | I’m DIY transitioning. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2486 | Sorry, we don't accept Blue Grass, Blue Shield. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2487 | You want the veterinary pharmacy over at Santa Anita. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2488 | I hear that someone got spooked by a fluttering piece of paper and ran around trampling things. Do you know anything about that? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2489 | Remember Mr. Johnson, this is to be taken with plenty of oats. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2490 | I said, you sound a bit hoars. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2491 | I would like to report an unexpected side effect. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2492 | Let your wife know this has been noted to cause restless leg syndrome. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2493 | Take one per day by mouth with hay or oats. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2494 | We only have Minotaur capsules right now. If you have your doctor call we can get the Centaur ones. It’s basically the same thing without all the bull. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2495 | Remember to inject one dart before you go to bed every night. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2496 | Salt licks are on aisle 2 | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2497 | Side effects may include nausea, headaches, and centaurism. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2498 | Well, we both have our cross to bear. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2499 | There is no cure, these suppositories will just ease the symptoms of you being diagnosed as a horses ass. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2500 | If you're still hoarse after a few days of taking this, call your doctor. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2501 | Absolutely . Take two of these and you’ll be hung like a horse. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2502 | I’m not even going to ask if your insured. That’s a helluva pre-existing condition. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2503 | Obviously you’re a little hoarse. These cough drops should help. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2504 | You know what I need, that old grey mare ain’t what she used to be . | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2505 | If the horseness isn't improving by the weekend, give your doctor a call. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2506 | Well, yes, they are rather large pills. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2507 | How long will this side effect last? | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2508 | Take two of these daily, and you'll be off to the races in no time. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2509 | Drugs won't help. For the Kentucky Derby you need to be fully committed. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2510 | I do understand you had a bad experience in the past, but I still think you're overly focused on the rarer side effects. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2511 | A centaur having Charley horses—that is an odd twist of fate! | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2512 | Sir, the label clearly states one dose every 3-4 hours. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2513 | So this may have some side-effects, there's a 50/50 chance that your nose will turn into a duck beak. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2514 | Any equestrians about your prescription? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2515 | I’ve just been a little hoarse lately. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2516 | You must have said “quinine” but I distinctly heard “equine” | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2517 | I don't have anything here to change you into an elephant, you have to go to your local polling district for that. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2518 | This should make you feel like a young nag. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2519 | The warning pamphlet did say those pills might make you a little horse. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2520 | I'm sorry if you misunderstood but I was very clear with you that the generic brand might make you feel a little horse | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2521 | I didn't mean anything by it, Ed. I was only suggesting that these pills would be a little harder to swallow. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2522 | If this gives you the runs, just say "whoa". | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2523 | If you're just a little horse this should work. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2524 | Your schizophrenia is getting out of hand. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2525 | Side effects may include decrease in archery proficiency. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2526 | I can tell you this is very effective on Hoof & Mouth disease. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2527 | But, does it cure hoof and mouth disease? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2528 | And you say your throat is a little hoarse. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2529 | Am I in the right stall? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2530 | No, I’m sorry Sir, jackass is not one of the side affects. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2531 | Is this available over the canter? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2532 | No sir, being a horse’s ass is not a side effect of Viagra. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2533 | Typically, we don’t prescribe the blue pills for horses. | 1.2824 | 0.04767 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2534 | No, the size of the pill shouldn’t cause what you’ve got going on there. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2535 | I can't stop feeling like a horses' ass. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2536 | You’re fine. I don’t think pulling a buggy counts as operating heavy machinery. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2537 | They say I’m a horse’s ass. You got anything for that? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2538 | It does have some rare side saddle effects. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2539 | No, this is for a hoarse throat. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2540 | I'm sorry sir. Medicare doesn't cover equine flu. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2541 | This makes your heart race. Not sure about the rest of you. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2542 | Make sure to take this with 2 bales of hay | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2543 | Yes, sir, it is one of the known side effects. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2544 | This will interfere with any other tranquilizers you're on. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2545 | This must be signed by a physician and a veterinarian. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2546 | Oh yes, sir, this is the very best solution for hoarseness. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2547 | I'm glad to see your condition is stable | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2548 | You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get this painkiller prescription | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2549 | I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept prescriptions from veterinarians here." | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2550 | Sir, I'm obviously the wrong person to ask about 'just riding it out'! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2551 | You have a $10 copay on your lasix. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2552 | Sorry, but you’ll need to see a vet for the suppositories. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2553 | Sorry, but since you went out of network for the surgery, the meds aren't covered. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2554 | I'm sorry, sir, but the term 'horse pill' is just a metaphor. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2555 | I'm sorry. We can't fill a prescription from a veterinarian. | 1.2824 | 0.04911 | 85 | 63 | 21 | 1 |
2556 | What do you have for someone who’s a little hoarse? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2557 | Medicare for all? | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2558 | I know it's a horse-sized pill, but you won't have any trouble. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2559 | Do you have anything for galloping consumption? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2560 | Take five pills daily with oats two hours before post time | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2561 | I have a prescription for Edwards...a Mr Edwards.... | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2562 | Take thirty seven capsules daily with food. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2563 | Do you see this often? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2564 | Believe me. No one could swallow these horse pills. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2565 | Sorry, but we don’t carry beauty products here, sir. | 1.2824 | 0.06613 | 85 | 68 | 10 | 7 |
2566 | This dosage is high enough to kill a horse, but in your case... | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2567 | I think it's too late for antibiotics. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2568 | These may leave you a little hoarse. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2569 | We'll, it's not like the TV ad didn't cover all the potential side effects. You could always consult your veterinarian for a second opinion. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2570 | Side effects? That's just a myth. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2571 | You would be surprised how many of these little side effects could be avoided if people would just read the damn label and take their pills with a full glass of water. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2572 | You have *STAMP STAMP STAMP* refills left. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2573 | Side effects? Here a neigh, there a neigh, everywhere a neigh neigh. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2574 | I’m sorry, you’ll have to trot down to the vet to pick up the other half of you prescription. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2575 | I believe that you need to double the dosage. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2576 | Is your veterinarian primary? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2577 | You need a doctor's prescription for medicine for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2578 | Two tablets, thrice daily.That ought to fix the trots. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2579 | Well having a sense that your body really isn’t your own is a common side effect of this medication . | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2580 | Sir, it says right here on the bottle, these are not all the side effects. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2581 | What seemed to Trigger the problem, Mr Rogers? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2582 | I could only fill half of it. You'll have to get the other half at the vet's. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2583 | I also was skeptical about socialized medicine but look at us now. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2584 | It Says in the side effects. 'May make you a little horse.' | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2585 | The vet says four pills twice daily, the doctor says two. Let’s split the difference. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2586 | I warned you about the side effects of taking horse pills. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2587 | But this prescription is for a hoarse throat | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2588 | Some over-the-counter lozenges can help combat the hoarseness, but ... | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2589 | It's a common side effect for this hay fever medication. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2590 | Whadya mean you can’t swallow ‘horse pills’. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2591 | Ma'am, when they said Viagra™ made you 'hung like a horse,' I had thought of it merely as an expression. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2592 | Any questions about this suppository medication? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2593 | This will help with the cough but you'll need to see the vet about the worms. And you know, it couldn't hurt to wear pants. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2594 | Feeling like a horses ass is not a side affect. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2595 | Sir, if you believed the internet when it said your heart medication would be cheaper as a veterinary prescription, I have a bridge to sell you. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2596 | It's cough syrup...I don't think the doctor understood that you're becoming a little horse | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2597 | By any chance, do you have hoof and mouth wash? | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2598 | Sorry sir, but the side effects clearly state that this medicine can make you a little horse. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2599 | This proves it; there is a pill for everything these days. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2600 | All you had to do was wash your hands and not touch your face. First coronavirus. Now this. You folks never learn. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2601 | Apologies, sir. The black box warning does include "horse's ass" as a possible side effect. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2602 | Always take with food. Hay is fine, but no oats for at least an hour. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2603 | The urge to break into a canter IS one of the known side effects. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2604 | Listen, I’m only suggesting you take this with water. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2605 | This should cure the pain in your hoof but I’m not sure it will do anything for your halitosis. | 1.2824 | 0.01183 | 85 | 68 | 17 | 0 |
2606 | Take two of these and you will be as strong as a horse when you wake up tomorrow.... | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2607 | Make sure you take this with your evening oat bag. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2608 | Well, in your case, hay fever may not be seasonal. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2609 | This prescription is for Harry Trotter. Is that you? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2610 | I’m sorry Sir, but there’s no medication for being a horse’s ass. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2611 | I am sorry we are out of Cialis. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2612 | I told you that the product may contain side effects | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2613 | What do you recommend for a cough? I'm feeling a little hoarse." | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2614 | Now...are you familiar with suppositories? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2615 | twice a day with milk and oats | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2616 | Sorry, Viagra does not come in a stallion sized dose. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2617 | Look at you, you need to go easy on them Giddy-Up tablets you hear.' | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2618 | I will need the extra-large condoms because I'm hung like . . . well . . . | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2619 | Take two if you start to feel horse | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2620 | I need something for my gittyup. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2621 | The good news is you met your deductible when you were treated for mad cow disease. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2622 | Wow! I thought 'Horse's Ass' was untreatable! | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2623 | I'm sorry that particular side effect isn't listed in the literature. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2624 | I would keep it to a slow trot if you haven't tried horse medicine before. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2625 | Veterinarians cannot prescribe under Medicare rules. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2626 | These are strong enough to knock out ... Never mind. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2627 | These may reduce your urge to whinny. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2628 | Rodeo injury? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2629 | Your athlete’s foot script can’t be renewed for another 15 days. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2630 | Here. This should help with your hoarseness." | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2631 | Take this only if you feel like horsing around on Satyrday, Mr. Centaur. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2632 | I said the medication you want is in the centre aisle, not the centaur aisle. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2633 | The side effects are unusual, but according to the drug company, you'll get used to it over time. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2634 | How long have you been feeling hoarse? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2635 | Your insurance covers this only if you can prove you are a centaur and not a run-of-the-mill jackass." | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2636 | Rub this on your scalp twice a week and you should start seeing hair growing back in a couple of months. Ummm, you're sure that's all you need? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2637 | Where did you say you were horse-whipped, Mr. Rosenstein? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2638 | Double your dose if you're racing. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2639 | I've never seen a side effect not on the list | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2640 | This prescription will cost you more than a centaur or two. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2641 | Apply liberally to fetlocks twice daily. If your lameness continues, you may need to be put down. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2642 | And you're sure this will work for the coroanavirus? | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2643 | Take 2 pills with every bale of hay and your hoof and mouth should clear up by the end of the week. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2644 | This refill must be approved by your internist and your vet. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2645 | I feel fine, but they said to finish out the prescription. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2646 | Two of these would kill a horse... you should be fine. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2647 | You’re unhappy with which half? | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2648 | it's like rogaine for your mane | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2649 | Let me guess.... feeling a little hoarse? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2650 | Side effects?Longevity, especially pronounced in white males. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2651 | If it lasts longer than 4 hours, call your vet. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2652 | I'm here for my hoof and mouth prescription. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2653 | These new pills have replaced fence posts for itches | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2654 | What do you suggest for a sore throat? I am a little hoarse. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2655 | Follow the directions carefully to avoid galloping pneumonia. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2656 | I’m sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover minotaurs | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2657 | Do you have anything for a Charliehorse? | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2658 | It suggest four pills each day for a horse and one pill for a human; you decide | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2659 | I don't know if equine flu is a pre-existing condition. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2660 | Just want to make sure you're a pharmacist before I ask about possible side effects. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2661 | do you have super extra large? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2662 | Did you say Ketamine or Ambien? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2663 | You don’t see a lot of prescriptions for ketamine | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2664 | Are you certain those are vegan capsules because, you know, I have a problem with gelatin?! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2665 | You said you are feeling hoarse? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2666 | "You're a little hoarse this morning." | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2667 | You'd think being hung like a horse would make erectile dysfunction the least of your sexual concerns. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2668 | It says it right here under ‘side effects’ | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2669 | The side effects are neigh-gligible. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2670 | Yes, your prostate medication is equine based, why do you ask? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2671 | I'm sorry, sir, we don't have anything to give you if you're a horse's ass... | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2672 | I'm running at Pimlico tomorrow, will this show up if I have to submit a urinary sample post race? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2673 | I’m told it’s a pretty common side effect. And, it saves me money ...I don’t need a car anymore. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2674 | Because I’m feeling a little horse today. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2675 | This will have you pissing like a Russian race horse again, in no time! | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2676 | Vigorous foot washing may avert the Acropolis 9 virus. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2677 | No side effects that seem worth mentioning now, no. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2678 | See, look right here- May cause drowsiness, upset stomach, and becoming a centaur. The side effects were clearly on the label so stop bitching. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2679 | Do you have anything for hock chilblains? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2680 | You will want to be especially mindful of incontinence as a possible side effect of this mediation. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2681 | How many vials again? Clomp clomp, or clomp clomp clomp? | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2682 | I’m sorry. I meant no offense when I said horse pills. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2683 | Be careful, these are strong enough to kill half a horse. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2684 | You probably won't find the potential side effects alarming. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2685 | Someone has to blow them into your mouth with a tube." | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2686 | If I were you, sir, I'd check with your veterinarian. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2687 | We're looking. Was the script filled by a doctor or a veterinarian?" | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2688 | Yeah I'm sorry we don't have anything for....that. | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2689 | The pills might help a little, but you're still hung like an accountant. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2690 | No we have nothing that will make your boss stop calling you half-assed | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2691 | The pills are rather large. But I guess you won't care about that. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 | <