Contest #698


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698

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in.”
  2. “They weren’t usurpers, dear. They just had a reservation.”
  3. “So this is your idea of treating me like a queen?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-02-24T00:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-03-08T23:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-03-03T00:31:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 9, 2020
Number of captions 6463
Number of responses 987093
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in. 2.1617 0.00665 13541 3137 5078 5326
1 Maybe His Highness should make reservations next time. 1.9478 0.00703 12446 4164 4768 3514
2 Stop complaining. You know we always get better seats when you wear it. 1.9246 0.01056 5136 1679 2165 1292
3 OK, then, you're a ROYAL pain in the ass . . . 1.8993 0.00766 11170 4279 3737 3154
4 I don't care what your ancestry results said, you look ridiculous. 1.8985 0.00738 11257 4239 3986 3032
5 So, how long were you a frog for? 1.8722 0.00777 10431 4032 3700 2699
6 I think the editors should pick a caption. Letting people vote is how we got Trump. 1.8687 0.00850 10366 4653 2421 3292
7 It's nothing specific....I just feel like you aren't ready to let go, Harry. 1.8263 0.01247 3852 1546 1429 877
8 They didn't notice when you were naked, either. 1.8028 0.01376 3408 1502 1076 830
9 Okay, I'll call you Harry, formerly known as Prince. 1.7991 0.00866 8520 3752 2728 2040
10 I liked you better as a frog. 1.7919 0.00831 8787 3771 3074 1942
11 Dave, I think you're taking this "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" a little too far. 1.7864 0.00894 7461 3193 2669 1599
12 Harry, you know they're going to want those back. 1.7713 0.01072 5102 2213 1843 1046
13 And they still tried to sell you a queen-sized mattress? 1.7328 0.00807 8104 3867 2678 1559
14 Move to Canada, they said. It will be fun, they said. 1.7327 0.01211 4070 1903 1352 815
15 So..this new therapist is helping you tackle your entitlement issues? 1.7209 0.01519 2465 1141 871 453
16 They weren't usurpers, dear. They just had a reservation. 1.7163 0.00992 5841 2742 2014 1085
17 Now that we've seen how the other half lives I'm ready to go back. 1.6928 0.01429 2845 1397 925 523
18 I really hate that I can only move one square at a time 1.6915 0.02044 1475 752 426 297
19 When the dentist said you needed a crown, this wasn't what she meant. 1.6889 0.00924 6804 3364 2193 1247
20 Well what did you expect to find at Meghan and Harry's yard sale? 1.6831 0.01089 5045 2561 1522 962
21 How about StillSixthInLine.com? 1.6778 0.01437 2840 1437 881 522
22 Again the scepter? So where did you last see it? 1.6777 0.01214 3745 1831 1290 624
23 Maybe next year we don't have to celebrate your birthday at Burger King. 1.6709 0.01066 5126 2615 1583 928
24 I still think you should've chosen the implant, not the crown. 1.6665 0.01116 5002 2669 1332 1001
25 Knighting the waiter does’t substitute for a tip 1.6533 0.01291 3167 1667 968 532
26 I’m pretty sure that Prom King is not a permanent title. 1.6487 0.01195 4056 2138 1205 713
27 We're in New York, honey. Nobody is looking at you 'weird'." 1.6409 0.02758 738 387 229 122
28 Just accept that Burger King and Dairy Queen outrank you. 1.6315 0.01772 1794 957 541 296
29 Yes, he just decided not to be a prince. But you can’t just decide to be one. 1.6306 0.02588 842 450 253 139
30 Well just think for a minute... do you remember having Excalibur with you in the restaurant? 1.6306 0.01070 4927 2636 1475 816
31 It’s just that it makes you look eager, Charles 1.6294 0.01449 2844 1571 756 517
32 What's your second wish? 1.6234 0.01353 2791 1436 970 385
33 Let it go, Harry 1.6178 0.02415 955 518 284 153
34 I blew that interview. They asked why I left my last job and it got all awkward. 1.6104 0.02066 1255 678 389 188
35 Yeah, I miss the pomp, but not the circumstance. 1.6015 0.01730 1729 929 560 240
36 That's not what I meant when I asked you to treat me like a queen... 1.5977 0.01490 2369 1296 732 341
37 It's so liberating to be able to walk the streets anonymously. 1.5956 0.01714 1830 1011 548 271
38 So this is your idea of treating me like a queen? 1.5948 0.01220 3569 1964 1087 518
39 Lately, I just feel like I'm out of my realm. 1.5866 0.01552 2170 1201 665 304
40 Yes, I know you want to live in Greenwich Village, but the castle is still cheaper. 1.5863 0.01524 2161 1174 707 280
41 Without the scepter it seems like nobody recognizes me. 1.5852 0.01536 2225 1262 634 329
42 Get a Porsche or have an affair. This is just weird. 1.5815 0.01689 1878 1060 544 274
43 Just for a day, right? 1.5752 0.01419 2495 1382 791 322
44 You do know we’re in Queens, right? 1.5737 0.01240 2400 1425 674 301
45 YOU SAID; MOVE TO VANCOUVER, WE'LL FIT RIGHT IN... 1.5725 0.01480 2503 1450 673 380
46 I think you should take it off for the primaries. 1.5711 0.01518 2418 1414 627 377
47 I've never been asked to Brexit a restaurant before. 1.5683 0.01576 2268 1339 569 360
48 Well, I'd be feeling a whole lot better if his majesty could remember where he parked the carriage. 1.5674 0.01501 2226 1248 693 285
49 Maybe “Make America England again” wasn’t the best platform. 1.5662 0.01793 1715 1006 447 262
50 Feeling a bit nostalgic today Harry? 1.5621 0.01615 2044 1188 563 293
51 Watch out - it's that weird couple that claims they used to be royals. 1.5581 0.01622 1980 1146 563 271
52 For the last time, I’m sorry I called you a royal pain in the ass. 1.5539 0.02329 937 540 275 122
53 You're right. It only works in the bedroom. 1.5522 0.01913 1407 818 401 188
54 Just give Canada a little more time, Harry. 1.5494 0.01728 1669 961 499 209
55 For the last time, you can choose to leave the royal family but you can’t choose to join it. 1.5482 0.01740 1680 978 483 219
56 Can't give it all up, can you Harry? 1.5480 0.01077 1637 1045 428 164
57 I didn't realize the outfit came with the double Whopper 1.5454 0.01805 1597 943 437 217
58 I don’t think abdicating from Burger King is a real thing. 1.5435 0.01312 1586 1011 395 180
59 It’s New York, Harold. Notice they’re not paying any attention to you.. 1.5420 0.01335 1513 939 420 154
60 I agreed to give up the title. I said nothing about the wardrobe. 1.5405 0.02029 1197 696 355 146
61 I knew that DNA test was a bad idea. 1.5404 0.01860 1460 858 415 187
62 Burger King, Burger King, Burger King! Can't we ever eat anywhere else? 1.5376 0.01896 1408 832 395 181
63 That was only our first offer honey...we'll get the next one. 1.5357 0.02049 1385 873 282 230
64 I bet they would’ve seated us if we were still royal. 1.5345 0.01952 1390 842 353 195
65 I hope this coronavirus realizes we have sovereign immunity. 1.5345 0.02117 1145 684 310 151
66 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.5328 0.01993 1267 753 353 161
67 So much for trying to blend in. 1.5325 0.02009 1322 806 328 188
68 The maître d' looked me right in the eye and said, 'Harry and Meghan WHO?' 1.5325 0.02048 1292 793 310 189
69 I wouldn't have swiped right had I known you were about to abdicate." 1.5289 0.02619 762 463 195 104
70 Look, you didn’t want to live with your grandmother forever, did you? 1.5288 0.02062 1199 721 322 156
71 I'm just saying, Harry, if we're going low-profile, we should go low-profile. 1.5283 0.02447 812 479 237 96
72 It’s not you. It’s we. 1.5283 0.02161 1185 739 266 180
73 We can find another rest room. Apparently that place does not recognize your absolute right to the throne. 1.5269 0.02001 1245 744 346 155
74 Look, Harry, we’ve made our decision...stop trying to have it both ways” 1.5243 0.02091 1213 747 296 170
75 Not only are you a pain in the ass, you are a royal pain in the ass. 1.5243 0.02042 1194 716 330 148
76 Stop living in the past and get a job! 1.5235 0.02146 1194 753 259 182
77 When you say "we," am I included? 1.5227 0.02056 1167 699 326 142
78 This is just wrong. The taxis should be hailing you! 1.5224 0.02936 557 335 155 67
79 Please stop introducing me as your fool. 1.5199 0.02160 1081 674 259 148
80 Please dress up for our date. Those were your exact words, Gina. 1.5149 0.02152 1039 624 295 120
81 When I said 'dress for the job you want', I really meant: 'dress for a job you can get.' 1.5147 0.02214 1022 624 270 128
82 Tell me again, so who died and made you king? 1.5143 0.02265 978 598 257 123
83 You were right. Nobody bothers us in Canada, Harry. 1.5113 0.02159 1015 609 293 113
84 I'm starting to think we'll never find a castle within walking distance of a Whole Foods. 1.5081 0.02315 921 565 244 112
85 Don't worry you can't be impeached, only beheaded! 1.5073 0.02250 887 550 234 103
86 I’m just saying, there are ways to bring less attention to your bald spot. 1.5070 0.02337 923 572 234 117
87 How do you want to introduce yourself to my parents? 1.5058 0.02252 949 596 233 120
88 Do you have to wear this outfit every time we have lunch at Burger King? 1.5048 0.02335 929 579 231 119
89 What a surprise. "The King of Beers" forgot where he parked the car again. 1.5043 0.02306 922 575 232 115
90 You know, when we read our vows, I really thought you said you'd stay "loyal." 1.5043 0.02267 928 565 258 105
91 Well, dress for the job you want 1.5043 0.02291 934 575 247 112
92 Not wearing your tiara makes me look stupid. 1.5034 0.02363 880 543 231 106
93 Nice try, but next time just make a reservation. 1.5027 0.01501 911 590 247 74
94 Oh crap, did we leave the drawbridge down? 1.5023 0.02411 888 560 210 118
95 It was simpler when I was a frog. 1.5018 0.02445 845 531 205 109
96 William, your father isn't gonna like your wearing his outfit. He hasn't had a chance to wear it yet. 1.5011 0.02426 876 553 207 116
97 I swear that there are better ways to hide your bald spot... 1.5006 0.02297 877 531 253 93
98 We'll never get a flat in Canada if you show up in regalia! 1.5006 0.02460 897 579 187 131
99 Kingsplaining, again, eh? 1.5000 0.01582 882 588 211 83
100 Well, I still think you're a king 1.4988 0.02475 868 557 189 122
101 My therapist tells me I have entitlement issues. 1.4988 0.02407 864 551 199 114
102 I tried to warn you. Just because he stepped down doesn't mean they're hiring. 1.4976 0.02748 613 373 175 65
103 Are you sure it's not just a Medieval life crisis, Larry? 1.4964 0.02446 838 527 206 105
104 I put my pants on just like everyone else, with one manservant holding each leg. 1.4964 0.02462 828 521 203 104
105 I thought you said we would blend in once we got to Canada. 1.4958 0.02476 827 523 198 106
106 Harry, I thought we left because we DIDN'T want to be noticed! 1.4951 0.02511 822 525 187 110
107 In that moment the Sussexes realized that they had made a terrible mistake. 1.4946 0.02532 833 539 176 118
108 You're right, it does make you look taller. 1.4942 0.02360 781 467 242 72
109 They were forced to abdicate their bar stools when he shouted "a goblet of mead and death to these peasants" once too often. 1.4924 0.02691 790 528 135 127
110 If you want to act like royalty, take your hands out of your own pockets and put them in someone else’s. 1.4924 0.02643 790 520 151 119
111 If it's any consolation, I still picture you with no clothes. 1.4918 0.02480 793 497 202 94
112 Prince Charming during the awkward dating stage. 1.4918 0.02574 793 512 172 109
113 I'm glad you wore that to our first day of counseling. 1.4918 0.02425 793 491 215 87
114 I just never realized how different it is being a royal in one of the colonies 1.4907 0.02501 750 464 204 82
115 There's always Canada. 1.4903 0.02449 775 478 214 83
116 I told you; it's a black-and-white cartoon. But did you listen? 1.4896 0.02551 766 486 185 95
117 So, your dating profile says you're transitioning from a long career in a family business... 1.4894 0.02511 707 430 208 69
118 We both agreed to step down from our royal duties but I get the sense I am handling it better than you. 1.4889 0.02472 765 474 208 83
119 Everyone does casual Friday. Monarch Mondays is innovative. 1.4882 0.02098 760 491 195 74
120 Maybe they wouldn't be so standoffish if you dressed like an ordinary Canadian. 1.4865 0.02425 742 450 223 69
121 You're taking those DNA test results a bit too seriously, Dave. 1.4857 0.02573 733 463 184 86
122 Heavy is the head that wears the crown and also forgot to make reservations. 1.4849 0.02622 695 437 179 79
123 You can be a royal pain in the ass, Bob. 1.4833 0.02556 718 477 146 95
124 But Harry ... you can still dress up like a prince in Los Angeles and no one will think it's weird. 1.4832 0.02603 716 454 178 84
125 I tried to tell you that The King of Prussia is just a mall. 1.4831 0.02526 710 439 199 72
126 Look, when I said dress for the job you want..this isn’t what I meant. 1.4823 0.02656 705 452 166 87
127 It’s lovely blending in as normal folks now that we’re in Canada. 1.4815 0.02547 702 436 194 72
128 I wish I had never gotten you that Ancestry.com subscription. 1.4804 0.02486 689 431 190 68
129 Go to Canada, you said. We'll fit right in, you said. 1.4788 0.02633 685 434 174 77
130 I really thought if Imade myself King I couldn't get impeached. 1.4787 0.02769 681 450 137 94
131 Think. What's the last place you remember having the scepter? 1.4771 0.02620 612 392 156 64
132 When our daughter asked for a calculator and a ruler, I think she meant school supplies. 1.4769 0.02488 671 439 157 75
133 I wonder why we need to bring a Ruler to class today 1.4759 0.02697 643 407 166 70
134 Well Henry, you agreed to move to Canada. Now you have to accept that you need to make reservations at restaurants as well.... 1.4750 0.02832 661 442 125 94
135 You forgot to be charming." 1.4746 0.02670 649 410 170 69
136 I say Mehgan, why did that chap ask me for a Whopper? 1.4746 0.02792 649 424 142 83
137 ... it's just that I always get the feeling you think you're better than me. 1.4743 0.02810 641 419 140 82
138 Are you sure I'm wearing clothes? 1.4741 0.02900 599 391 132 76
139 I heard there's an opening in England? 1.4741 0.00157 637 473 124 40
140 You're not blending, Harry. 1.4738 0.02806 650 427 138 85
141 For heaven's sake, Bob, it's just jury duty. 1.4734 0.02769 640 414 149 77
142 This is not what your father meant by "dress for the job you want." 1.4724 0.02728 633 404 159 70
143 30 years later: Every year on Harry's birthday, Megan let him pretend they had made a different choice. 1.4723 0.02843 631 415 134 82
144 His Majesty might consider making a reservation next time. 1.4722 0.02676 629 395 171 63
145 Just don't expect the royal treatment when we get there. 1.4713 0.02592 628 386 188 54
146 Take that off, and stop calling me Meghan!" 1.4700 0.02780 617 397 150 70
147 Suddenly, it occurred to Evelyn and James that he was all dressed up with nowhere to go. 1.4700 0.02981 600 418 88 94
148 See?! No one cares. Now take it off. 1.4699 0.02660 615 383 175 57
149 I told you, it's 'waitress,' not 'wench.' 1.4697 0.01589 594 413 134 47
150 I don’t think that Harry and Meghan leaving the royal family means that there is a vacancy 1.4690 0.02853 612 401 135 76
151 I think even the casual crown still says “Royal,” Harry. 1.4690 0.02872 612 403 131 78
152 You can't claim Prince Harry's title just because he no longer wants it. 1.4690 0.02689 612 384 169 59
153 Yeah, well maybe I liked being a frog. 1.4678 0.02820 605 392 143 70
154 I never thought I’d say this, but I prefer the MAGA hat. 1.4663 0.02975 594 399 113 82
155 Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be an aristocrat. 1.4663 0.02913 594 395 122 77
156 Get over it, Harry. 1.4662 0.02411 592 399 132 61
157 After giving her son all he ever desired as a child, Mrs. Whitcomb is now resigned to taking him to therapy every Tuesday. 1.4654 0.02698 593 396 128 69
158 Can you believe the nerve of those people? Asking you to remove your crown in the theater? Do they know who they were talking to? 1.4654 0.02993 578 399 94 85
159 Harry, we moved here to blend in. 1.4651 0.02823 587 378 145 64
160 Your preferred pronoun cannot be 'We.' 1.4647 0.02403 581 391 132 58
161 You're just not the frog I married, Jerry. 1.4642 0.02993 545 357 123 65
162 Don't worry, we're in Canada now. They won't recognize us. 1.4635 0.02883 576 375 135 66
163 It's New York, Donald. No one cares if you think you're King. 1.4622 0.02887 569 370 135 64
164 I’m just trying to be the man my dog thinks I am. 1.4622 0.02961 569 377 121 71
165 Why can’t I be an influencer? 1.4614 0.03090 570 391 95 84
166 Walk naturally; we don't want to look conspicuous. 1.4614 0.02974 544 356 125 63
167 How’s “dress for the job you want” going? 1.4607 0.02910 560 365 132 63
168 And exactly what happens when we get to Burger King? 1.4593 0.02937 553 362 128 63
169 Your palace or mine? 1.4593 0.02159 553 379 125 49
170 See, Harry? They don't care. It's Canada. 1.4577 0.02927 544 354 131 59
171 You just didn't see that pawn coming, did you? 1.4567 0.03282 427 277 105 45
172 Look, we gave up the titles. It's time to lose the hat. 1.4556 0.02933 529 345 128 56
173 I forgot that being one of the people involved actually having to walk. 1.4554 0.03090 527 354 106 67
174 Don't you think you're getting a little carried away with your 23andMe results? 1.4542 0.02896 524 336 138 50
175 So, what now Meghan? 1.4535 0.03053 505 332 117 56
176 I don't think that's what they mean when they say "dress for the job you want." 1.4525 0.03143 453 293 115 45
177 Isn't this carrying those 23andMe results a little too far? 1.4523 0.02977 482 307 132 43
178 When we're having sex, please stop yelling, 'The British are coming! The British are coming!' 1.4519 0.03097 509 340 108 61
179 I thought we were leaving the trappings behind, Harry. 1.4506 0.02875 506 321 142 43
180 I should have used the throne before I left the house. 1.4502 0.03039 502 330 118 54
181 I dunno, maybe it was the way you enslaved half the populace. 1.4500 0.00200 500 377 97 26
182 We need to talk about adjusting your meds Dave, I mean, Your Royal Highness. 1.4483 0.03145 493 331 103 59
183 Well,Donald at least now people don't have to guess. 1.4480 0.03213 500 343 90 67
184 I don’t think you’re old enough to have a Middle Ages crisis. 1.4467 0.04467 244 164 51 29
185 Careful! That nut around the corner expects you you bow to him. 1.4467 0.03108 488 332 97 59
186 The outfit may increase your visibility, but I don't think it will help your candidacy very much. 1.4467 0.03234 488 334 90 64
187 Harry, you have to stop, we're in Canada now... 1.4449 0.03296 481 333 82 66
188 Admit it, Harold. Those self-esteem classes were a total waste of time. 1.4444 0.03222 477 324 94 59
189 Of course I see your clothes. Everyone sees your clothes. 1.4437 0.03067 471 308 117 46
190 Just because your name is Donald John, doesn't mean you should act like a Dick 1.4435 0.03453 469 334 62 73
191 Let it go, Harry, let it go.... 1.4423 0.02023 468 333 97 38
192 At least you got to keep the uniform. 1.4413 0.03104 460 302 113 45
193 So, what do you do? 1.4410 0.03114 458 301 112 45
194 Anonymity is overrated. 1.4402 0.02974 468 301 128 39
195 Harry honey, if they won't let us use the word "royal" on our website, they're sure as hell not going to like the crown. 1.4398 0.00219 457 350 81 26
196 Fine...just remember to change before the debate 1.4396 0.03204 455 305 100 50
197 I'm sure they noticed, but New Yorkers are rarely surprised. 1.4396 0.03128 455 300 110 45
198 Next I want to show you a nice 65-bedroom fixer-upper in the next block. 1.4388 0.03142 433 282 112 39
199 No, I said we are going to White Castle. You never listen to me. 1.4385 0.03071 447 290 118 39
200 Honey, I think the coat check girl may have made a mistake. 1.4381 0.03015 452 291 124 37
201 I told you Harry, Canadians don't care where you came from. 1.4375 0.03066 448 291 118 39
202 Beside every great man is a woman rolling her eyes! 1.4367 0.03241 442 297 97 48
203 It's really nice how you're helping our daughter through her princess phase. 1.4361 0.03165 438 289 107 42
204 Well Harry, how do you like being so pedestrian? 1.4358 0.00230 436 332 85 19
205 Did you see that stupid scarf on the guy walking his dog? 1.4355 0.03169 434 286 107 41
206 I don’t care what you call it, I’m just asking you put the seat down when you’re done. 1.4354 0.03149 441 291 108 42
207 At least you're wearing clothes this time. 1.4344 0.03271 442 300 92 50
208 Ron, you misunderstood, I told you to dress kinky. 1.4326 0.03156 423 277 109 37
209 Harry, I thought we agreed to leave that all behind in the UK. 1.4326 0.02748 423 298 84 41
210 Yeah, well, you're no Kate Middleton either. 1.4326 0.03386 430 297 80 53
211 You could always run as a Republican. 1.4315 0.03530 343 226 86 31
212 C'mon, Melania, take my hand already. 1.4313 0.03080 422 300 73 49
213 Maybe we should keep the role playing to the confines of our kingdom, your highness. 1.4306 0.03475 418 292 72 54
214 When the dentist said you need a crown I really don't think this is what he meant. 1.4306 0.03271 418 280 96 42
215 I'm telling you Kathleen, Burning Man changes everything. 1.4303 0.03247 416 277 99 40
216 Did you lock the castle?" 1.4303 0.03282 416 279 95 42
217 Well, it does attract fewer stares than the MAGA hat... 1.4300 0.03346 414 281 88 45
218 Maybe next time dress down for the interview, Harry. 1.4293 0.03188 410 269 106 35
219 Want to know MY epiphany? The Three QUEENS of Orient stayed home, took care of the kids, and ran their kingdoms so well no one noticed the Kings were gone, and no one ever talks about them. 1.4286 0.03208 413 273 103 37
220 I'm sure everyone at Burger King was laughing with you, not at you. 1.4279 0.03304 409 275 93 41
221 Sarah realized with dread that her Tinder date’s profile pics were not of him frugally wearing the same costume to countless Halloween parties as she had originally assumed. 1.4279 0.03155 409 267 109 33
222 Your fly is open, Your Majesty. 1.4279 0.03322 409 276 91 42
223 I said I wanted you to be more KINKy. 1.4278 0.03292 395 262 97 36
224 It looked better in the catalogue. 1.4268 0.03264 403 268 98 37
225 Used to be a Crown could at least get you a beer. 1.4268 0.03147 396 256 111 29
226 I thought the interview went well, but I didn't see the sword-in-the-stone thing coming. 1.4261 0.03375 406 277 85 44
227 We are royally lost 1.4257 0.02670 397 273 94 30
228 Step back from royal duties, earn your own money, live an ordinary life. Sure, easy for you to say. 1.4253 0.03349 395 266 90 39
229 Honestly Harry, I said worst-case Scenario... not Ontario. 1.4246 0.03368 398 270 87 41
230 It’s better than wearing a MAGA hat, Harold. I’ll grant you that. 1.4245 0.03337 384 256 93 35
231 I'm starting to rethink the whole 'dress for the job you want' advice. 1.4239 0.03335 394 265 91 38
232 I'm sorry you thought Macbeth was going to be the hero. 1.4231 0.03239 390 257 101 32
233 Your kingdom for a horse, I know. But a cab would only be about ten bucks. 1.4225 0.03020 374 254 90 30
234 Ok, ok, you're NOT a royal pain in the ass. 1.4224 0.03262 393 261 98 34
235 I told you we still needed a reservation. 1.4223 0.02234 386 273 87 26
236 I hate visiting your mother. 1.4220 0.03313 391 262 93 36
237 It’s just so embarrassing when you order the Happy Birthday meal. 1.4219 0.03336 384 257 92 35
238 At least you're not just a regular pain in the ass. 1.4219 0.03553 384 268 70 46
239 Yes, a man’s home is his castle, but we’re outside now. 1.4215 0.00913 382 278 86 18
240 Okay, so now we clear on this -- no one died and made you king. 1.4215 0.03286 382 253 97 32
241 No Fred. You read it wrong. I said I was looking for a man who offers loyalty. 1.4212 0.03397 387 263 85 39
242 Dress for the job you want, not the job that you have” ...you might be aiming a little high 1.4204 0.00261 383 289 80 14
243 Yes it's only King for a day. 1.4204 0.03462 383 263 79 41
244 It's not a phase, mom. 1.4198 0.03356 374 250 91 33
245 Just let it go Harry 1.4191 0.01375 377 274 83 20
246 I miss the carriage. 1.4191 0.03357 377 253 90 34
247 I think the dog genuflected, Henry - I really do. 1.4191 0.03336 377 252 92 33
248 I just think you could come up with a better pickup line than, 'How'd you like to get royally screwed?' 1.4187 0.03433 375 255 83 37
249 I know it's more you, but President's just wear a hat, Donald. 1.4187 0.00267 375 290 61 24
250 You can wear whatever you want, but I'm not calling you that. 1.4182 0.02093 373 267 82 24
251 Just try to blend in. 1.4182 0.02075 373 269 79 25
252 Don't be bitter Harold. I told you that the "Happy Meal" didn't include a scepter. 1.4182 0.00268 373 296 62 15
253 Next time just make a reservation. 1.4164 0.03521 365 251 76 38
254 It was then that Daryl realized that the "Prince Harry Replacement Auditions" email may indeed have been spam. 1.4151 0.03478 371 255 78 38
255 This neighborhood would be so colorless without you. 1.4139 0.01400 360 270 67 23
256 Your dad still has to get reelected, Eric 1.4139 0.03620 360 252 67 41
257 What you are going through is common. 1.4139 0.03467 360 245 81 34
258 I'm sure they noticed, but it's New York. 1.4139 0.03200 360 246 84 30
259 My kingdom for a taxi. 1.4137 0.03498 365 251 77 37
260 Look, for the 100th time, I’m sorry I called you a royal pain in the ass. 1.4137 0.03454 365 249 81 35
261 Look, I know that you said "Vacation", but "Abdication" is what they heard. 1.4137 0.03366 365 245 89 31
262 They texted about returning the crown again. 1.4129 0.03356 356 237 91 28
263 The name "White Castle" is wildly misleading. 1.4129 0.03332 356 236 93 27
264 I told you going as Prince Andrew was a bad idea. 1.4126 0.03533 366 254 73 39
265 2040, Toronto. Meghan and Harry rethink their decision. 1.4119 0.03184 352 252 65 35
266 Naw, let's just go to Burger King again. 1.4119 0.00284 352 281 53 18
267 You left the seat of your throne up again. 1.4114 0.03490 350 238 80 32
268 Look, wear what you want - just stop greeting passers-by as "Loyal Subject." 1.4109 0.03359 348 231 91 26
269 A gentleman, king or not, walks on the outside. 1.4109 0.03456 348 235 83 30
270 You’re taking your AncestryDNA results a little too seriously, honey. 1.4109 0.03504 348 237 79 32
271 Dale, you gave me ONE orgasm. 1.4108 0.03627 353 247 67 39
272 We still have Sussex 1.4092 0.01868 347 249 80 18
273 The only thing sillier than your crown would be a man wearing a beret. 1.4092 0.01381 347 262 63 22
274 Why not - it works for Trump 1.4087 0.03402 345 231 87 27
275 Sorry, Susan, it's too late to change out of my royal garments now- just act natural and hope we make it to the bakery unnoticed! 1.4087 0.00290 345 276 61 8
276 An Uber, an Uber, my kingdom for an Uber... 1.4076 0.03672 341 239 65 37
277 I’m beginning to think that you’re not a real king. 1.4076 0.03696 341 240 63 38
278 I said bring your rain coat, not reign coat. 1.4070 0.03332 344 228 92 24
279 So, how was your burger? 1.4065 0.03607 337 233 71 33
280 Meghan, I'm not quite ready to give up all the trappings of royalty" 1.4065 0.03558 337 231 75 31
281 Are the free burgers really worth it? 1.4065 0.03643 337 242 56 39
282 Why dress for success when you can dress for entitlement? 1.4060 0.03496 335 232 72 31
283 I'd rather not speculate. "Up yours" could mean many things, your majesty. 1.4060 0.00299 335 258 60 17
284 Move to Canada she said, you're going to love it here, she said. 1.4054 0.03485 333 225 81 27
285 Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some buy greatness on ebay 1.4054 0.03612 333 230 71 32
286 It looks less regal with the khakis. 1.4053 0.03598 338 234 71 33
287 OK now THINK....where was the last place you remember using your sceptre? 1.4048 0.03577 331 227 74 30
288 I said to dress for rain not reign. 1.4042 0.03702 334 235 63 36
289 No Bill, I don’t think Prince Harry giving up his title means there’s a vacancy. 1.4036 0.03331 332 219 92 21
290 I sort of miss the paparazzi 1.4024 0.03493 328 222 80 26
291 Yes, Dick, I’ve been married twice before. But that doesn’t actually make you Richard III. 1.4024 0.03650 328 228 68 32
292 I just don't think that is what your dentist meant when he said you needed a crown, Arthur. 1.4018 0.03561 326 223 75 28
293 Most of my dates have been with Jacks. 1.4018 0.02904 326 233 68 25
294 Are you sure the invitation said royal attire? 1.4018 0.02577 326 236 67 23
295 For God's sake Donald, it's been 5 years! Just accept it, you lost the 2020 election. 1.4018 0.03792 326 232 57 37
296 You didn't abdicate, Phil. You were evicted. 1.4018 0.03000 326 221 86 19
297 For your next crown, maybe try a different dentist. 1.4012 0.03655 324 225 68 31
298 So who died and made you king? 1.4006 0.03340 322 222 75 25
299 Harry, for the last time, you can move more than one square at a time. 1.4006 0.03750 322 227 61 34
300 You're taking your genealogy results too far dear. 1.4000 0.03607 320 220 72 28
301 It’s good to get out of the castle. Your mother is driving me nuts. 1.4000 0.02359 320 232 68 20
302 I still think the orange make up and hair would have made the outfit. 1.4000 0.03552 320 218 76 26
303 For heaven's sake, we're ALL descended from William the Conqueror 1.4000 0.03580 320 219 74 27
304 This is the last time I take you to Burger King 1.3994 0.03704 318 222 65 31
305 I understand the crown and the cape, but why did you use your third wish to expunge all color from the rest of the world? 1.3994 0.03809 318 226 57 35
306 Good God, Harry. What have we done? 1.3981 0.03570 314 219 67 28
307 I don't care what you wear, I am not walking 2 steps behind you. 1.3981 0.03654 314 217 69 28
308 They only laughed because you have the damn thing on backwards, Louis! 1.3981 0.03626 314 216 71 27
309 I'm not embarrassed for you, I'm embarrassed with you 1.3974 0.03347 312 220 66 26
310 No, they fired you because you're a royal pain in the ass. 1.3974 0.03585 312 213 74 25
311 I don't care if you got them from the White House gift shop; I still think they're in poor taste. 1.3974 0.03781 312 220 60 32
312 I'd go with "sire" over "excellency", but for the gender-neutrality thing. 1.3968 0.03687 310 215 67 28
313 You can't just walk out. You know they'll want the crown back, at least. 1.3954 0.03633 306 210 71 25
314 It's going to be hard for us to assimilate if you keep this up, Harry. 1.3954 0.03777 306 215 61 30
315 Remind me again why we gave it all up and moved to Canada? 1.3947 0.02368 304 221 65 18
316 Mitch I won’t let the President see you wearing his crown 1.3947 0.03649 304 209 70 25
317 Canada isn't working. Do you think she'll take us back? 1.3947 0.03737 304 212 64 28
318 I miss hiding from photographers. 1.3947 0.03879 304 217 54 33
319 I couldn’t possibly outlive her...could I, Camilla? 1.3934 0.03727 305 213 64 28
320 Do you at least remember where you parked the carriage? 1.3929 0.03276 308 201 93 14
321 I'm just saying, you'd think a king would have money for cab fare. 1.3920 0.03790 301 212 60 29
322 We get it Don, you’re the mattress king of New York... 1.3920 0.00333 301 231 56 14
323 I'm really sick of you making that serf & turf joke every time we eat out. And saying "quench me, wench," to the waitress every time your glass is empty, really? And whispering to the maitre d' "I've defiled your throne," after you use the bathroom? 1.3913 0.00335 299 241 46 12
324 I do miss the bowing and scraping. 1.3913 0.03658 299 211 61 27
325 You've been watching way too much BBC. 1.3913 0.02642 299 215 66 18
326 I guess I didn't think the "for poorer" part applied to royalty. 1.3907 0.03508 302 204 78 20
327 Megan and Harry begin the denial phase. 1.3907 0.03809 302 214 58 30
328 On the way back, I'm calling the Royal Uber. 1.3898 0.00340 295 232 55 8
329 I miss divine right. 1.3893 0.03726 298 208 64 26
330 We’re royally lost aren’t we? 1.3891 0.03580 293 199 74 20
331 Dressed for Sussex 1.3883 0.03757 291 203 63 25
332 It’s all your mother’s fault, ya know. She treated you like a freakin’ Little Prince. 1.3878 0.03603 294 201 72 21
333 I know the expression, but I'm only giving you half a day. 1.3878 0.00341 294 222 65 7
334 I'm telling you, there's not "an opening" at Buckingham Palace. 1.3868 0.03856 287 203 57 27
335 But Harry, the U.S. already has a king. 1.3868 0.03981 287 207 49 31
336 Who’s going to tell Donald that’s the wrong hat for President’s Day? 1.3868 0.04041 287 209 45 33
337 I thought 'Let them eat cake' was a funny way to order dessert too. 1.3862 0.03827 290 205 58 27
338 I am sure my gran will let us move back 1.3860 0.03875 285 202 56 27
339 Mr. Trump, your play date with Putin is tomorrow, not today. 1.3852 0.03958 283 203 51 29
340 Why do you always have to be so high and mighty? 1.3852 0.03763 283 197 63 23
341 No, Ralph, the maître d' was being sarcastic when he called you 'Your Highness.' 1.3852 0.03763 283 197 63 23
342 I just assume you were lying on your profile. 1.3852 0.03593 283 192 73 18
343 Dear, some say you're ambivalent about abdicating. 1.3852 0.03662 283 194 69 20
344 Living in England, John was always prepared for unexpected reign. 1.3852 0.02095 283 213 53 17
345 My therapist insists I have superiority issues. She can't be more wrong. 1.3843 0.01533 281 209 60 12
346 I'm sure it went fine. First job interviews can be tricky. 1.3843 0.03679 281 193 68 20
347 Before we moved to Canada, I never thought I'd miss the paparazzi. 1.3843 0.03662 281 210 41 30
348 You were on the throne a long time this morning. 1.3843 0.04041 281 204 46 31
349 Meagan and Harry just walked away. 1.3843 0.00357 281 210 62 9
350 I still refuse to be the Dairy Queen. 1.3843 0.03815 281 197 60 24
351 For the last time, honey, Prince Harry's spot isn't 'up for grabs.' 1.3843 0.03848 281 198 58 25
352 I wear it for the perks. I’ve abdicated the responsibilities. 1.3838 0.03617 284 194 71 19
353 No, we're in Queens. 1.3821 0.03855 280 198 57 25
354 Are you sure this is what the dentist said? 1.3818 0.03973 275 197 51 27
355 Charles, she's 93. It's gonna be your turn...someday. 1.3818 0.03837 275 193 59 23
356 Bottom line, Norm, you're still a pharmacist. 1.3818 0.03454 275 195 60 20
357 ‘ I can’t believe you kept the crown and not the carriage.’ 1.3810 0.03820 273 191 60 22
358 Looks like Harry's having second thoughts. 1.3810 0.03856 273 192 58 23
359 Can we quit slumming and go back to royal duties? 1.3810 0.03584 273 197 53 23
360 Would it topple you to ask for directions?” 1.3810 0.03749 273 189 64 20
361 I know your dentist said you needed a crown 1.3810 0.03658 273 194 57 22
362 And just like that, Harry and Meghan were out on the street. 1.3808 0.03910 281 201 53 27
363 They are your subjects. You are their sovereign. It’s okay to ask for directions. 1.3804 0.03649 276 189 69 18
364 Harry, you made a choice..it's time to let it go already 1.3804 0.03649 276 189 69 18
365 Well, it was a good run. I particularly enjoyed being corrupted absolutely. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
366 I think you’re taking the advice to dress for the job you want a little too far. 1.3801 0.03731 271 187 65 19
367 Why won't people treat me like an ordinary man? 1.3801 0.03945 271 193 53 25
368 For God’s sake, Harry. This is Canada. 1.3797 0.03962 266 189 53 24
369 Oh for goodness sake Harry - let it go already. 1.3792 0.03858 269 189 58 22
370 No, I will not walk behind you. 1.3787 0.03967 272 195 51 26
371 I'm sure glad you got over that Jesus complex,Larry. 1.3783 0.03841 267 187 59 21
372 So do you really think that get up is going to get us front row seats to Hamilton ? 1.3783 0.03692 267 183 67 17
373 Oh, so I'm your jester? 1.3783 0.01942 267 198 57 12
374 I think you need a new therapist. This empowerment thing isn't working 1.3783 0.03767 267 185 63 19
375 Tough luck Charles, the doctor predicts another speedy recovery for Her Royal Highness. 1.3783 0.04090 267 194 45 28
376 A narcissist sees others in black and white and himself in color 1.3779 0.03778 262 181 63 18
377 I told you we should’ve just made a reservation. 1.3774 0.02080 265 199 52 14
378 It's not you, it's the royal we. 1.3770 0.05051 183 135 27 21
379 Ok Harry, it was my idea, but you went along. 1.3764 0.03917 263 186 55 22
380 It's like saying if you wore a wavy yellow wig and spoke like a buffoon, you can be the president. 1.3764 0.03766 263 192 47 24
381 I finally came out. I identify as royal now. 1.3764 0.03589 263 190 52 21
382 Well, they do already have a king. But chin up, Harry. Maybe you'll have better luck at McDonald's or Wendy's. 1.3764 0.03568 263 177 73 13
383 Dear, Must you dress for success ALL of the time? 1.3755 0.03900 261 184 56 21
384 Susan vowed to delete Tinder off her phone as soon as she got home. 1.3755 0.04261 261 194 36 31
385 C’mon Harry. No regrets 1.3755 0.03823 261 182 60 19
386 You're not helping your campaign, Donald 1.3755 0.04084 261 189 46 26
387 Canada sucks. 1.3745 0.03995 259 185 51 23
388 Thanks, Tom. No one is even going to notice my pimple. 1.3745 0.03958 259 184 53 22
389 Trust me. This is the best way to tour the castle without waiting in line! 1.3745 0.03764 259 179 63 17
390 I'm telling you, people only see the village idiot. 1.3745 0.03764 259 179 63 17
391 Let me guess, Henry. Am I your third wife? Fifth? 1.3745 0.03275 259 200 34 25
392 Meghan and Harry struggle to find affordable housing in LA. 1.3745 0.04070 259 187 47 25
393 Doesn't it feel great to finally be anonymous? 1.3745 0.03804 259 180 61 18
394 Don't worry Sweetie. I hear there's an opening in Sussex. 1.3745 0.03968 251 177 54 20
395 Toronto, 2039. Prince Harry and Meghan walk to the grocery store. 1.3741 0.03733 270 188 63 19
396 Don't worry, there's always Canada. 1.3740 0.03734 262 181 64 17
397 So, ah, my palace or yours? 1.3735 0.03763 257 180 59 18
398 Just because you’re dressed like King George III doesn’t mean you can get Hamilton tickets 1.3735 0.04054 257 185 48 24
399 I'm sorry they would not let you take your license photo with the crown. That's gotta hurt. 1.3735 0.00390 257 206 46 5
400 I've never felt more invisible. 1.3735 0.00966 257 199 46 12
401 I told you,no one cares you're a super delegate. 1.3735 0.04129 257 187 44 26
402 We can reconsider, Harry 1.3735 0.03424 257 187 51 19
403 Well I’m happy. Once a knight was not enough. 1.3735 0.04092 257 186 46 25
404 Looks like reign. 1.3735 0.04054 257 185 48 24
405 Take off that silly hat; do you want people to think you are Donald Trump? 1.3735 0.04238 257 190 38 29
406 Some of the glimmer is gone when your last name is Kong. 1.3735 0.03979 257 183 52 22
407 You’re right, sweetheart. I have been acting like a tyrant. 1.3735 0.03979 257 183 52 22
408 If we move here permanently, your mom wants the crown back. 1.3711 0.03948 256 182 53 21
409 You've made your point: I shouldn't have called you a royal pain. 1.3711 0.03909 256 181 55 20
410 ...sso what are your next two wishes? 1.3711 0.03909 256 181 55 20
411 Megxit was your idea. You should have known that the bling has to go. 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
412 Look George, when I said we were going shopping for thrones, I meant toilets. 1.3711 0.03749 256 177 63 16
413 My mother thought I was special too. 1.3711 0.03749 256 177 63 16
414 I told you we should not have gone to Burger King. 1.3711 0.00391 256 215 34 7
415 I am wearing clothes right? 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
416 You're defeating the purpose, Harry. 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
417 Next time, just tell the dentist you want your TEETH crowned. 1.3701 0.03929 254 180 54 20
418 We'll have to give up the moat to afford this neighborhood. 1.3696 0.03778 257 179 61 17
419 Harry and Meghan roam the streets of Vancouver hoping someone will finally recognise them. 1.3690 0.04183 252 185 41 26
420 This seems like an overreaction to Brexit 1.3690 0.03786 252 175 61 16
421 Who knew the position was already taken? Maybe you can be the Chicken King. 1.3682 0.04389 239 178 34 27
422 Do you think anyone suspected I was the undercover boss? 1.3680 0.00401 250 197 42 11
423 Nobody wants to talk about the emperor with sensible clothes. 1.3680 0.03889 250 176 56 18
424 No, you're just a royal pain. 1.3680 0.03805 250 174 60 16
425 Did his Majesty remember the mortgage payment? 1.3680 0.04011 250 179 50 21
426 I thought the crown came with a closer parking spot. 1.3680 0.03805 250 174 60 16
427 I told you we wouldn't get in without a reservation. 1.3680 0.00401 250 196 50 4
428 Laundry day, huh? 1.3680 0.04011 250 179 50 21
429 So, tell me again, why exactly are you off the meds? 1.3676 0.04016 253 182 49 22
430 Well, that was one hell of a salesmen. 1.3669 0.03782 248 172 61 15
431 Your neck hurts because heavy is the head that wears the crown. 1.3664 0.04003 232 163 53 16
432 Get ready to grovel, he's coming around the corner. 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
433 So you ARE a Nigerian prince 1.3659 0.03887 246 173 56 17
434 Feels good to finally just be normal doesn't it, Meghan.? 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
435 One more block, nobody notices, you take the damn thing off! 1.3659 0.02343 246 184 50 12
436 Attracts less attention than a MAGA hat. 1.3659 0.04135 246 179 44 23
437 When I said 'You can be a royal pain,' I wasn't giving you permission. 1.3659 0.03887 246 173 56 17
438 . . . but it’s not a whopper if you believe it, Melania. 1.3659 0.04135 246 179 44 23
439 My last date was with a naked Emperor, but at least he had a car. 1.3655 0.04059 249 180 47 22
440 And when my dad brings up Democratic Socialism please don’t threaten to behead him. 1.3648 0.04118 244 177 45 22
441 The event did say business casual. 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
442 Of all the places in the Monarchy, you picked Canada? 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
443 You are no big deal without a moat. There is one day delivery on that stuff. 1.3648 0.01050 244 200 27 17
444 Do you think that anyone will recognize us here in Vancouver? 1.3648 0.03776 244 169 61 14
445 It is a thing. White privilege IS a thing. 1.3648 0.03993 244 174 51 19
446 Roger went out for the evening dressed for a little reign. 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
447 Honey, abdication includes the wardrobe." 1.3648 0.03820 244 170 59 15
448 Maybe you'd have more friends if you weren't such a royal pain in the ass. 1.3648 0.03195 244 172 61 11
449 Need a laugh? Around the corner, ask him "Who made YOU King?" 1.3648 0.04118 244 177 45 22
450 You really are a royal pain in the ass. 1.3644 0.04121 247 180 44 23
451 We should probably learn the words to "O Canada." 1.3644 0.04121 247 180 44 23
452 And you think I'm the diva. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
453 'This is a bad idea, Will. They take July 4th very seriously around here.' 1.3636 0.04015 242 173 50 19
454 All right, have it your way. 1.3636 0.04015 242 173 50 19
455 Who do you think you are, the President? 1.3636 0.04141 242 176 44 22
456 'Just don't let on who you are.' 1.3636 0.04141 242 176 44 22
457 You seem royally pissed. 1.3636 0.04015 242 173 50 19
458 John, that's not what I meant when I said to dress for the job you want. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
459 Richard, please stop saying "My kingdom for a Lyft!" 1.3625 0.03949 240 170 53 17
460 I don't think its the same when all of your followers are online. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
461 How fancy IS this restaurant? 1.3625 0.03273 240 176 49 15
462 I still don't think we're going to get in without a reservation. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
463 Taking early retirement was a mistake. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
464 I believe the entrance to the Republican Convention is right around this corner. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
465 Come on, Harry. Get over it! 1.3625 0.04247 240 177 39 24
466 Look, at least you got to keep the crown. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
467 Don't think they bought it, dear. Maybe next time just make a reservation. 1.3625 0.03579 240 162 69 9
468 Don't you think you might be out of your realm? 1.3625 0.03627 240 163 67 10
469 So what happens if you order the double whopper? 1.3625 0.00418 240 193 34 13
470 So, what do you do for a living? 1.3625 0.03769 240 171 53 16
471 It feels like the promotion to regional manager is starting to go to your head, Clark. 1.3625 0.03860 240 168 57 15
472 I can't believe they wouldn't give you a free burger. Why didn't you tell them who you are? 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
473 Get over it, Harry. This is Canada. 1.3625 0.04058 240 175 44 21
474 Maybe we can't run away and blend in. 1.3625 0.03860 240 168 57 15
475 Thanks for putting on your clothes. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
476 It's just not the same without the absolute power. 1.3621 0.03782 243 169 60 14
477 You really were expecting the royal treatment, weren't you? 1.3613 0.03788 238 165 60 13
478 Well, you do look a little silly continuing to wear the clothes, Harry 1.3613 0.03880 238 167 56 15
479 King takes Queen. 1.3613 0.01832 238 179 50 9
480 Real kings don’t leave the toilet seat up! 1.3613 0.03788 238 165 60 13
481 Harry, this is Canada! What did you think would happen? 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
482 I just think a bigger entourage couldn't hurt. 1.3613 0.03232 238 174 50 14
483 I don’t care how many shares of Burger King we bought — you can’t just walk in there like you own the place. 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
484 So, you're on a playing card? 1.3613 0.03880 238 167 56 15
485 You still have less delusion of grandeur than most people in LA 1.3613 0.04272 238 176 38 24
486 You knew that Burger King deal wouldn't last forever, didn't you? 1.3613 0.04145 238 173 44 21
487 Five years later, Harry and Meghan realize that living a normal life isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3613 0.02059 238 179 49 10
488 No one mentioned my new clothes. 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
489 I'm sorry the ancestry test wasn't what you hoped. 1.3613 0.03971 238 169 52 17
490 I've got a feeling we're not in Camelot anymore. 1.3610 0.03847 241 169 57 15
491 Who died and made you King? Oh right, your father. 1.3609 0.03291 230 169 47 14
492 I told you that wouldn't help us get a table. 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
493 Yeah, the job I want isn't hiring either. 1.3602 0.02923 236 175 48 13
494 SO WE GAVE UP A "CASTLE" FOR THIS? 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
495 Of course they recognize you! They're just too embarrassed to say anything Donald. 1.3602 0.02765 236 180 41 15
496 Well, maybe you could run for president 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
497 Just keep walking. His reign ended last Thursday. 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
498 You might change your mind about wanting to live in the 'real world' once you see what its like. 1.3602 0.04254 236 174 39 23
499 Harry, it's been a couple of months now, I think it's time to let go" 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
500 I'm worried you're taking you're royalties payments a little too literally 1.3602 0.03638 236 178 38 20
501 What should we do with all of those HRH embroidered towels? 1.3602 0.03381 236 168 56 12
502 I just don't get why you would assume Regal Cinema had a dress code. 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
503 Harry, I get the feeling you are starting to regret our decision. 1.3602 0.03992 236 168 51 17
504 I'm just not sure 'Prom King' is a lifetime appointment. 1.3602 0.03901 236 166 55 15
505 When I said, "I want to be Queen for a day" this isn't what I imagined. 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
506 Your 'kingdom for a horse' deal is not looking so great now, huh? 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
507 A real king would protect me by walking on the street side. 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
508 I can't believe I've been banned from McDonald's! 1.3602 0.04254 236 174 39 23
509 No one is going to take me seriously when you're not wearing your costume, Sharon. 1.3602 0.03901 236 166 55 15
510 I don't think France is the place for that outfit. 1.3602 0.04081 236 170 47 19
511 Harold.....this is hard to tell you....but I've been seeing a Pawn behind your back! 1.3602 0.04125 236 171 45 20
512 Turns out it's just OK to be the king... 1.3598 0.01190 239 192 33 14
513 I tell you, Harry, in Canada I''ll be known as the Duchess of Success. 1.3598 0.04045 239 172 48 19
514 Harry, we need to talk. It's time for you to move on. 1.3598 0.03867 239 168 56 15
515 When were you first elected President, Mr. Trump? 1.3598 0.04131 239 174 44 21
516 ...which's why you gotta dress for the job you want. 1.3593 0.00434 231 184 37 10
517 I think it's time we cancel BBC. 1.3593 0.03860 231 161 57 13
518 Some are born great, some achieve greatness - and some find a cape and a crown in a trash can. 1.3593 0.01996 231 177 43 11
519 This would all be so much better if your last name wasn't Kong 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
520 Anyone can get it in king size honey, you just need to ask... 1.3593 0.03711 231 158 63 10
521 Wait ‘til you see the crown jewels 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
522 Did you have to abdicate before dessert? 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
523 This is not what I meant when I asked to be treated like a queen. 1.3593 0.03909 231 162 55 14
524 Looking for new digs, Harry and Meghan find out that “paying the rent” really is a thing. 1.3593 0.03957 231 163 53 15
525 I thought you said you would get voice over work, Meghan. I can't be doing the birthdays, weddings, and bar-mitzvahs circuit forever! 1.3593 0.04097 231 166 47 18
526 Where did we park the dragon again? 1.3590 0.01859 234 185 35 14
527 It's a little thing called dressing for success, Carol. 1.3590 0.04014 234 167 50 17
528 Sussex Royal Streetwear Collection Fall 2021 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
529 You put abdicated on your resume and no one wants to hire you. 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
530 But it is for the whole day. 1.3590 0.03779 234 162 60 12
531 Honey I'm not sure that 'Make Aristocracy Great Again' is a good idea. 1.3590 0.04059 234 168 48 18
532 You should have worn the other tie. 1.3586 0.00423 237 185 44 8
533 Prince Harry and Meghan blend in effortlessly. 1.3581 0.04166 229 166 44 19
534 Don't lose this "Crown" audition. We have to pay $3 million back. 1.3581 0.04434 229 172 32 25
535 We need to talk about your superiority complex. 1.3581 0.04120 229 165 46 18
536 You seemed a bit different on your profile. 1.3581 0.03978 229 162 52 15
537 Honestly, Randolph, must you be such a royal pain in the ass. 1.3581 0.04302 229 169 38 22
538 You treat me like a pawn 1.3581 0.03881 229 160 56 13
539 I don't think they are taking applications to fill the vacancy 1.3581 0.03978 229 162 52 15
540 Maybe if you had more family jewels. 1.3581 0.04120 229 165 46 18
541 At long last, Prince Albert is let out of the can. 1.3581 0.04026 229 163 50 16
542 Missing England a bit, are we Harry darling? 1.3578 0.04082 232 167 47 18
543 I said I was giving up the thrown, NOT the crown! 1.3578 0.04173 232 169 43 20
544 You have to stop wearing that outfit, Harry. We're in Canada. 1.3574 0.04000 235 168 50 17
545 Harry. We talked about this. 1.3568 0.04191 227 165 43 19
546 It's New York City, no one will notice you! 1.3565 0.04151 230 167 44 19
547 It always feels like a competition when we have dinner with your brother. 1.3556 0.03923 225 158 54 13
548 It's New York, they're not going to recognize you. 1.3556 0.04072 225 161 48 16
549 Harry and Megan were finding it more difficult than they thought to blend into their new neighborhood. 1.3556 0.04262 225 165 40 20
550 I didn’t think they would tow a carriage... 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
551 We are not amused. 1.3553 0.04082 228 164 47 17
552 Let’s make our reservation under “Harry, formerly known as Prince!” 1.3545 0.04134 220 158 46 16
553 Next time you give away a kingdom and do not ask for a horse, I will divorce you 1.3543 0.03893 223 156 55 12
554 Well, I appreciate you wearing clothes today John. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
555 Mr. President, you were acquitted -- leave well enough alone. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
556 A horse? A horse? My kingdom for a horse? What the hell were you thinking, Richard? 1.3529 0.04017 221 167 34 20
557 You may think you are king of the castle at home but out here you just look like a tourist. 1.3529 0.02849 221 165 45 11
558 They all know you shouldn't be wearing your crown any more, Harry, but they're too polite to say so." 1.3529 0.01665 221 167 47 7
559 I don't care what your mother says. You married up. 1.3529 0.03914 221 155 54 12
560 Be honest, does it make my head look big? 1.3529 0.03914 221 155 54 12
561 Meghan noticed that Harry was not adjusting. 1.3529 0.04017 221 157 50 14
562 Come on, Harry. Montreal is not the end of the world. 1.3529 0.04017 221 157 50 14
563 I wouldn’t fuss otherwise , but today’s Bastille Day . 1.3529 0.04217 221 161 42 18
564 I thought the plan was to grab the jewels then lay low for a while. 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
565 ...but Harry, we came to Canada in order to live outside of the Royal spotlight 1.3527 0.04318 224 166 37 21
566 So -- I don't quite know why, but I'm sensing that you might be a little homesick, Harry. 1.3524 0.03844 227 159 56 12
567 I hear another couple from the UK has moved into town. Maybe we should look them up. 1.3516 0.04143 219 158 45 16
568 Why do people keep asking me for Whopper? 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
569 I liked you better as a toad 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
570 I'd lose the crown and cape if you wanted to blend in, Your Highness. 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
571 I know you're the king, and YOU know you're the king. Maybe the rest of Hoboken doesn't need to know you're the king. 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
572 Turn around now, or you're going to have to bow to some psycho. 1.3502 0.04318 217 160 38 19
573 Let's hail a carriage. 1.3502 0.03902 217 152 54 11
574 Did I remember to pull the drawbridge up? Really! Did you remember to light the dang dragon? 1.3502 0.04318 217 160 38 19
575 We should have fought for the Bentley and Royal Chauffeur in the abdication settlement 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
576 We are never going to get there on time if you keep moving one square at a time. 1.3502 0.04268 217 159 40 18
577 I thought we would be less conspicuous once we moved to Canada... 1.3500 0.03867 220 154 55 11
578 Asking him to "treat me like a queen" may have been a mistake. 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
579 Please stop saying “Nobless oblige” every time we come to an intersection! 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
580 Don’t worry there are still lots of other Burger Kings you can apply to. 1.3488 0.04087 215 154 47 14
581 I think you miss the paparazzi, here in Canada. 1.3488 0.02752 215 168 33 14
582 Are you sure this is less noticeable than a comb over? 1.3488 0.04033 215 158 41 16
583 Remember...this is Canada...low key. 1.3488 0.04033 215 153 49 13
584 When your profile said 'looking for a queen', I didn't know you meant it literally 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
585 First order of business as king is to get the cartoonist more crayons. 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
586 Remember to ask if they want fries with that. 1.3488 0.04344 215 159 37 19
587 Next time just be yourself. 1.3488 0.03725 215 150 56 9
588 I know what the DNA test said, but I don't think the royal guards will just let you in 1.3488 0.04443 215 161 33 21
589 Harry and Megan do Toronto 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
590 Well, you royally screwed that up. 1.3488 0.04294 215 158 39 18
591 We're in or we're out, Harry. Your grandma's not going to go for "the Royal formerly known as Prince." 1.3488 0.03924 215 151 53 11
592 I told you that wasn’t what he meant by expecting royalties 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
593 Sooo, what are you going to be tomorrow? 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
594 I said I wanted to marry an oligarch, not an old monarch. 1.3488 0.04113 215 157 42 16
595 Something tells me you didn’t really want to move to Canada, Harry. 1.3488 0.04344 215 159 37 19
596 Meghan... this anti-royalty thing is harder than I thought." 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
597 Suddenly, Karen realized how her dating profile only attracted a certain type of person 1.3486 0.03942 218 154 52 12
598 Act normal. Harry and Megan are around the corner 1.3474 0.04269 213 156 40 17
599 That's okay, honey. You won the popular vote. 1.3472 0.04227 216 158 41 17
600 I can't believe I scored Prince Harry's gear on Ebay." 1.3472 0.04018 216 154 49 13
601 I thought your dentist said the crown would be hidden. 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
602 Don't forget I'm the Queen tomorrow. 1.3460 0.04242 211 154 41 16
603 But what about MY majesty? 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
604 The king of the castle thing doesn’t work at home, why did you think it would work on the streets of Brooklyn ? 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
605 Keep up, Camilla. We're already late for luncheon at Megan and Harry's. 1.3460 0.04347 211 156 37 18
606 I thought that the throne room was a little small, considering the rent that they are asking. 1.3460 0.02995 211 159 41 11
607 Surely someone will give us change for the meter. 1.3460 0.02547 211 161 40 10
608 I’m glad those Ancestry.com results haven’t gone to your head. 1.3460 0.03852 211 157 39 15
609 Years later in Canada... Harry is still having trouble adjusting and giving up the Crown. 1.3460 0.04347 211 156 37 18
610 Harry, I hate it when we look like tourists. 1.3460 0.04189 211 153 43 15
611 I've got to find a throne room fast! 1.3445 0.03330 209 160 35 14
612 You may have overdressed for your interview at Burger King. 1.3445 0.03782 209 152 45 12
613 Expat couple aimlessly searching for spotted dick. 1.3445 0.01287 209 167 32 10
614 Trust me, they're not looking for a replacement. 1.3445 0.04103 209 150 46 13
615 Harry left the royal family for Meghan. When are YOU gonna do something for me, William. 1.3443 0.04278 212 156 39 17
616 Now remember, no one here knows who you are or what you do. We're practically invisible! 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
617 At least no one can see your ‘Home of the Whopper’ boxers. 1.3418 0.02563 196 152 34 10
618 Of course we can't get a cab - the drivers know you don't carry cash. 1.3415 0.04376 205 152 36 17
619 You need to wear a business suit for your next job interview. 1.3415 0.04376 205 152 36 17
620 Well you’re not a frog anymore, so I don’t understand why it bothers you to see frogs’ legs on the menu. It’s not like you’re related to them. Wait...is there something you need to tell me, Don? 1.3413 0.04277 208 153 39 16
621 Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose, Harry? 1.3399 0.04235 203 148 41 14
622 Your new dentist certainly makes a big production of crown replacements. 1.3399 0.03066 203 158 32 13
623 What if this is as good as it gets! 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
624 Oh, Meghan, I think I bombed that job interview. They asked why I left my last job and it got all awkward. 1.3398 0.04106 206 151 41 14
625 Don't worry, you can still be a Royal. I'm sure the Mounties are hiring. 1.3397 0.03922 209 148 51 10
626 Not a single bow or curtsy, the entire day? 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
627 I told you no one else in Crown Heights would be wearing one. 1.3383 0.02392 201 152 42 7
628 But, you'll always be MY prince, Harry! 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
629 If a King farts, is it a Noble gas? 1.3383 0.04598 201 153 28 20
630 Lucky you, to live your life in Technicolor." 1.3383 0.04376 201 149 36 16
631 Just to the end of the block then I get it back! 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
632 As an adult, Prince Tuesday had to face the stark reality that not every day is a beautiful day in the neighborhood. 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
633 Now that Trump is king, perhaps we should just move to Canada. 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
634 I do wish that Grandmum had hired someone to explain real life to us. 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
635 That dentist was not kidding when he said he would get you a better crown... 1.3383 0.04143 201 145 44 12
636 Harry dear, you really have to let go. 1.3382 0.04218 204 149 41 14
637 Don't look, but Meghan and Harry are out getting coffee again.. 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
638 The proper response is 'Gezuntite,' not 'Off with his head.' 1.3367 0.04347 199 147 37 15
639 Tell me again what you're king of. 1.3367 0.04347 199 147 37 15
640 Oh hell...let's go back. I miss Windsor castle. 1.3367 0.04228 199 145 41 13
641 Well, you did ask me to make you feel like a princess. 1.3367 0.03917 199 140 51 8
642 Harry, are you sure you don't want to go back to London? 1.3367 0.04462 199 149 33 17
643 You do know 23 and Me could have made a mistake…” 1.3367 0.04574 199 151 29 19
644 Gotta get to work. The monarchy doesn't pay what it used to. 1.3367 0.00504 199 165 31 3
645 Just once, I'd love to have a Whopper without doing this whole thing... 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
646 This young Prince came up to me and said,"I don't want it. You can have it." 1.3366 0.04301 202 149 38 15
647 Would you rather I just walk around not acknowledging my privilege? 1.3366 0.02434 205 158 38 9
648 It made sense at the museum gift shop. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
649 Mom always said, 'clothes make the man.' 1.3350 0.04491 197 148 32 17
650 The King of Queens 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
651 You might consider yourself done with your self esteem classes. 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
652 This is not what I meant by “I want you to make me feel like a queen” 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
653 So now that he's a king, you're all wearing that instead of the MAGA hat? 1.3350 0.04340 203 151 36 16
654 Oh Charles ... I fear this is going to get back to Mum. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
655 I don't mind referring to our apartment as your castle, but I need to stop calling you "My Liege" in public. 1.3333 0.00514 195 160 30 5
656 I think Regal in this town is a movie theater. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
657 Remember, I get to wear it when we turn here onto Queen Street. 1.3333 0.04236 198 145 40 13
658 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see 'The King and I.'' 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
659 I’m on good terms with my last ex-wife. It was the one before her that I had beheaded. 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
660 No king in a democracy...who knew? 1.3333 0.04296 198 146 38 14
661 Melania, I believe you are supposed to walk two paces behind your king! 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
662 Face it, Henry. I'm taller than you. The hat doesn't fool anyone. 1.3333 0.04051 198 142 46 10
663 I'm hungry for a burger. Any suggestions? 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
664 You really can be a royal pain in the arse 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
665 I know the ad says 'You'll like the way you look'...but they never ask if your partner will. 1.3333 0.00514 195 162 29 4
666 Remember when the job you wanted was astronaut? 1.3333 0.03987 198 141 48 9
667 Too soon, Harry. Too soon. 1.3333 0.04342 195 144 37 14
668 Incognito, my ass! 1.3333 0.03994 195 146 36 13
669 Forget it, Jake, it's Queens. 1.3333 0.04156 195 146 35 14
670 King for A Day isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
671 No, I will not walk ten steps behind you! 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
672 Is a free hamburger really worth it? 1.3333 0.04236 198 145 40 13
673 I told you, without the HRH you’re just another nut job in a crown. 1.3333 0.04579 195 148 29 18
674 You said we would leave this behind when we moved to Canada. 1.3317 0.04034 199 143 46 10
675 I dress for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.3316 0.04263 196 144 39 13
676 ...but all in all Prince Harry’s garage sale was pretty underwhelming. 1.3316 0.03877 196 138 51 7
677 If I may say so, your majesty, we are royally lost. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
678 But if you keep wearing that outfit no one will believe we left the country to avoid the paparazzi. 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
679 Well, an entourage of one is a start... 1.3316 0.04050 193 138 46 9
680 It seems like the Canadians are giving us more space than we imagined. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
681 Dang it, Tom...I told you to stop dressing for the job you want. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
682 Harry, honey, you've got to dress like the people now! 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
683 Does this crown make my butt look big? 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
684 The streets were brimming with men who thought they had found a cure to male pattern baldness. 1.3316 0.01503 190 150 33 7
685 When living in Queens, I feel the need to dress the part. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
686 the experts say "dress for the job you want" 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
687 You'd be a better King if you stopped tweeting all the time. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
688 If you're only moving one space at a time again, I'll meet you there. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
689 Get used to it Harry! Your can't wear a crown in Canada! 1.3316 0.04604 190 144 29 17
690 If you insist only only moving one square at a time, I’m leaving. 1.3316 0.04512 190 145 28 17
691 Look, when we get there, don't act all king-y, okay? 1.3316 0.04091 190 136 45 9
692 Well at least you remembered your clothes this time. 1.3300 0.04260 200 148 38 14
693 You can ask your Gram, but I don't think we can go back. 1.3299 0.04163 194 141 42 11
694 Just because Harry left doesn’t mean there’s an opening. 1.3299 0.04590 194 148 28 18
695 I'm guessing this is your first court appearance? 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
696 Couldn’t you have abdicated after the carriage ride? 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
697 I’ve kissed a lot of frogs over the years, and I swear this has never happened before. 1.3298 0.04150 188 143 31 14
698 I know you're a Trump supporter but it is still called President's Day. 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
699 Ok fine, I should’ve never said anything about the sweatpants. 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
700 Beats wearing that MAGA hat. 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
701 Relax. No one has to know you were just a pawn who happened to make it to the front row. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
702 Well, Your Highness, in light of the debts you've accumulated, I think you were damn lucky that Burger King was hiring. 1.3298 0.04184 188 136 42 10
703 Despite having an open spot, Jerry is about to learn the royal family are not accepting applications at this time. 1.3298 0.00533 188 152 31 5
704 Harry, wouldn’t it be better if we were incognito? 1.3280 0.01015 189 148 36 5
705 I know how disappointed you are Donald, but you were a king for four years. 1.3280 0.03234 186 145 30 11
706 I don’t think that’s what the dentist meant 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
707 What did you do with the horse? 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
708 I slept with the jester last night. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
709 A gentleman would walk on the outside. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
710 Honey, I think 'dress for the job you want' only works outside the monarchy... 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
711 I kinda miss gram gram, Meghan. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
712 Harry and Meghan incognito in Canada. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
713 At the very least, get some maple leafs engraved on that thing. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
714 It’s less about the outfit and more about threatening my mother with the guillotine. 1.3280 0.04379 186 145 24 17
715 No, I didn't attend Trump University. 1.3280 0.00539 186 149 33 4
716 Please stop referring to everyone who passes us as a "commoner." 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
717 Harry, you need to try harder to fit in here. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
718 When your dating profile said “Renaissance Man”, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3262 0.04052 187 134 45 8
719 All I'm saying is that there's finally an opening for my dream job and I have to go for it. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
720 Just try to understand where he’s coming from. I don’t think decapitation is the answer. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
721 You're lucky they only severed your pay. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
722 It's not all bad. You may have lost the throne, but they let you keep your head. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
723 No, 'regal' is not the word I'm thinking of. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
724 You know what this town needs? A good Renaissance Festival. 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
725 Lose the crown. 1.3261 0.04057 184 139 33 12
726 I can't always tell which "we" you're using. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
727 First we lose the monarchy, then we get monochromatic. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
728 Just because they resigned doesn't mean it's up for grabs! 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
729 I think it’s OK not to wear it now that we’re in Canada, H 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
730 I tried to warn you, Harry. Everybody here thinks that crown means you celebrated your birthday at a Burger place. 1.3243 0.04520 185 142 27 16
731 ´´ Meghan, you are right , we are safe here in America. Nobody notices anything special about us .´´ 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
732 Grandma says I have to wear it. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
733 I wish you had never done that DNA test. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
734 Hurry up, or we'll be late to court". 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
735 And you're sure this will get us a better table 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
736 Are you sure you should be wearing this in a McDonalds neighborhood? 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
737 A little homesick, Harry? 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
738 Being the king used to mean something. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
739 Just call Grandma Liz and say you're sorry. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
740 It could be worse. The last emperor that was seen in public was naked. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
741 I hate to break this to you, but clothes don’t ‘make the man’. 1.3242 0.03691 182 143 26 13
742 Trust me, you *do* have clothes, and people *can* see them." 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
743 We should have left. No one recognizes us anymore. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
744 People are less interested in your decrees than you may think. 1.3224 0.04417 183 139 30 14
745 I don't care what French monarch you're dressed like,I'm not going to shout "let them eat cake" every time we pass the bakers. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
746 And yet your outfit was such a hit last weekend at the Renaissance Fair 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
747 Don’t worry so much. Getting impeached doesn’t mean much anymore. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
748 Whoever told Jeremy "dress for the job you want, not the one you have", had a lot to answer for. 1.3222 0.04143 180 130 42 8
749 Harry, it's over. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
750 This isn’t the best time to advertise that you’re in the top 0.01 percent. 1.3222 0.02803 180 140 32 8
751 Harry honey I don’t think you need to wear that anymore, but the Canadians are too polite to tell you otherwise. 1.3222 0.04468 180 137 29 14
752 Ever since you bought a Tesla you’ve been impossible Howard. 1.3222 0.03624 180 136 35 9
753 Honestly, I feel overdressed 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
754 We were at Medieval Times three weeks ago. I think it’s time to abdicate. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
755 I feel like your family thinks they’re better than me. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
756 Dinner at your mother's is starting to get to me. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
757 Real kings don’t get their scepter stolen by teenagers. 1.3222 0.04218 180 131 40 9
758 You’re a great guy, Ken, but I’m finding you rather entitled. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
759 You can’t be king AND dictator, Donald. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
760 To be honest, this isn't exactly what I expected when you told me about Queens. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
761 I just know the couples' therapist is going to have a lot of questions, honey. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
762 You can’t always believe your mother. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
763 There’s a pop-eyed couple just around the corner. I suggest you turn around, walk briskly, and don’t look back. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
764 Canada is boring. Let's go back. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
765 Just wear the gray crown next time! Mr. "I want to blend in and be treated like a commoner" 1.3222 0.01955 180 146 25 9
766 Try to blend in, Harry. We're commoners now. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
767 Fake it til you make it has limits Fred. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
768 Well, the adoring crowds aren’t too bad today, are they your majesty? 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
769 Charles, I understand your trying it on for size, but I really don’t think it’s a good idea to do so beyond the palace walls! 1.3204 0.04682 181 139 26 16
770 I thought the Whopper was great. 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
771 You did seem upset when our therapist said that you were narcissistic 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
772 I know it didn't have a turret, but this neighborhood is very up-and-coming. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
773 We dreamed that cutting ties from royal responsibility would make us free spirits. Who knew that common people ate at such lousy restaurants and needed to walk so much!?! 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
774 Who would have thought the real king of Denmark would be at your reunion? 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
775 Looks like His Majesty thinks he's too good for grayscale. 1.3204 0.04049 181 130 44 7
776 I told you things would change when we got to Canada 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
777 Harry and Meghan were still struggling with their Brexit. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
778 You're sure your castle is in this street? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
779 When you said you were next in line for the throne, I thought you meant the bathroom at Starbucks. 1.3204 0.03734 181 141 28 12
780 '"Can doing the dishes be part of your royal duties?" 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
781 See, Harry? You're fitting in already. 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
782 Do you think she'll take us back? 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
783 One day a year Canada lets Prince Harry pretend he's the King 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
784 Not everything is black and white, your Highness. 1.3202 0.01759 178 144 26 8
785 I’m sorry, I should’ve mentioned that I prefer McDonalds in my “Match” profile. 1.3202 0.02089 178 141 30 7
786 Just be glad they gave you the crown the toys only come with kids meals 1.3202 0.01931 178 140 32 6
787 That's the third scepter you left behind in a restaurant this week!" 1.3198 0.01970 172 134 33 5
788 I’m guessing you went over and visited your Mom today? 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
789 If you pull out your phone, it'll make you look less awkward. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
790 I take it birthdays are big for you. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
791 L'etat n'est pas vous. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
792 So did you get the promotion? 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
793 It is nice cape weather dear, but I think the crown is a step too far. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
794 You were right. Canada sucks. 1.3182 0.04774 176 136 24 16
795 Face it, Harold. There's just no market for kings anymore. Maybe you could become president. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
796 Yes, I do think you're overdressed, Greg. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
797 King or no king, you left 2 dirty dishes in the sink 1.3182 0.00570 176 146 24 6
798 Sorry Camilla, but being a Royal just isn't what it used to be. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
799 So what if some people recognize me. That’s no reason to think that no one knows who you are. 1.3182 0.04841 176 137 22 17
800 This is NOT what they meant by fancy dress 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
801 Well, I was a little amused. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
802 I know we need a table, but does it have to be round? 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
803 Winter's coming. Let's at least get you a proper hat, Harry. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
804 I thought I could blend in here. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
805 All I’m saying is you don’t have to wear the crown all the time. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
806 Does this crown make me look fat? 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
807 People don't stare as much now that I'm wearing clothes, but frankly I miss the attention. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
808 We can ask for a recount. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
809 Meghan helps Harry through his withdrawal period. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
810 Harry for god’s sake, do you want to step away or not? 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
811 What kind of midlife crisis is this Tod? 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
812 Maybe the next guy will bow. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
813 Look at the bright side. At least they don’t behead any more. 1.3164 0.01903 177 140 31 6
814 See. Now that we’re part-time Royals, no one even recognizes us anymore. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
815 I don't know how they knew we were tourists. 1.3164 0.04018 177 127 44 6
816 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are still having trouble blending in with the new Canadian neighbors. 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
817 January 20, 2021....Don't be too upset Donald...I thought it was very nice of the new president to let you keep your royal outfit. You'll still be the king of Mar-a-Lago. 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
818 No, you look like your profile picture. I just didn't recognize you without the staff. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
819 As it turned out, her husband's Trump costume was spot-on. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
820 Honey, we need to get you back to the hospita-- I mean, the Royal Palace. Your, uh, subjects are waiting... 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
821 I miss jumping like a frog... 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
822 ...And if we eat at Wendy’s next week, will you be dressing up as a red-headed, pig-tailed, prepubescent girl? 1.3158 0.04387 171 129 31 11
823 I know you “could if you wanted to,” but the Republicans already have their candidate. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
824 When I said you were a king among men, you know I was being ironic, right? 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
825 I hate to be the one to break this to you, your majesty, but your royal fly is open. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
826 Don't be upset honey. Kingdoms come, kingdoms go. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
827 What do you mean, I have to walk two steps behind you? 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
828 If Meghan and Harry can do it, so can we. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
829 Blend in. Act like you're Canadian. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
830 "Next time your contract talks about 'royalties,' please read the fine print." 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
831 You are so fickle; we came to Canada because you said you didn't want attention. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
832 I take back what I said about dressing for the job you want. 1.3143 0.04121 175 127 41 7
833 I know. You already told me you were voted Prom King in 2009. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
834 But you promised me and the world you were leaving that life behind.” 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
835 Divorced, beheaded, died; divorced, beheaded, survived. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
836 Everyone who lives here is from Kings County. We just call ourselves Brooklynites. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
837 See, you should have worn the Wench costume. Now you look ridiculous. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
838 Your wardrobe doesn't appear to be working 1.3136 0.04128 169 122 41 6
839 It was a casual game of checkers until I said, ‘King Me’. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
840 Just once I'd like someone to fall to their knees in humility and shame. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
841 He’s said he wanted to see you about a royal screwup, doesn’t mean you should dress the part. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
842 Wait — you have a kingdom? 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
843 I named these streets 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
844 I hope we don't run into Harry and Meghan... 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
845 Beware, when you round the corner you will run into King Donald and Queen Melania. You better bow or you are toast! 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
846 It’s OK babe. Now, where was the last place you saw your scepter? 1.3136 0.02088 169 139 21 9
847 You know, the last person wearing a crown here was not well received. 1.3136 0.04416 169 128 30 11
848 Yes , Ed! I did say you can be a royal pain but you’re taking it too far! 1.3136 0.04376 169 130 27 12
849 What did the dentist say about your crown?" 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
850 It's great not to be recognised!... 1.3136 0.00593 169 139 24 6
851 No, you can’t choose’His Royal Highness’ as your pronoun. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
852 You know, there’s only so much you can achieve from dressing for success. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
853 Harry, sweetie, don’t you think it’s time you try to blend in with the Canadians? 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
854 I thought that you were just being funny when I read your dating profile requesting "no princesses or drama queens." 1.3125 0.04692 176 136 25 15
855 You will be pleased to hear that when you visit the ‘Queen’, she apparently has a nice couch for you to lie on. 1.3121 0.00580 173 144 23 6
856 I don't care if it was a gift from your mother! 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
857 This is not what I meant when I said, 'I want to be treated like a queen." 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
858 Yeah and I'm Queen For A Day 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
859 He says he's the King of Queens. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
860 Trump says there’s only room for one emperor. 1.3118 0.04737 170 131 25 14
861 Sorry, Harry, but Trump got there first. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
862 I miss the days when a cape and crown meant something. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
863 We get it Tom, you did the dishes last night. You can take off your robe and crown now. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
864 Just act casual. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
865 I'm sorry that Queens was not what you were expecting. 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
866 The nobles often walked among the common people in order to gain perspective. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
867 Enough already! Howie, we've been through Crown Heights and Park Slope and now Brighton Beach. The Brooklyn neighborhoods just do not want a king., 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
868 If we put our hands in our pockets we're sure to fit in. 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
869 You should take your clothes off when we get to main street...your people will admire you. 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
870 We’ve walked for blocks. You still think a cab is going to hail YOU? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
871 I know you're bummed...but Harry and Meghan picked Canada and that's that. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
872 Did the Senate approve your Coronation or did you just grab it? 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
873 Chin up, Harry — heavy is the head that wears the frown. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
874 I feel like I royally screwed up tonight. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
875 Harry, would you consider a Blue Jays t-shirt? 1.3091 0.01518 165 132 28 5
876 Ok now practice saying... “sorry, eh”. 1.3091 0.03114 165 127 32 6
877 You can't just interview for the royal family. 1.3091 0.01848 165 131 29 5
878 Look, King of the Losers is still a king. 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
879 Don't be silly, babe -- the dog was laughing WITH you! 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
880 Oh no, am I overdressed? 1.3091 0.00608 165 140 20 5
881 You're on your way to being king of the corner 1.3091 0.00608 165 144 18 3
882 And I want to be a Queen for a day! 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
883 Yes, the crown makes you look fat! 1.3091 0.04178 165 125 31 9
884 Who made you King? 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
885 Drag QUEEN, I told you! Drag kings are passe'. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
886 Let's go home, Margaret, I'm beginning to feel common. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
887 Hmm, are you having second thoughts about the abdication. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
888 Dear, I think the locals would be more friendly to us as tourists if you'd be a little more lowkey about your DNA results. 1.3091 0.04477 165 126 28 11
889 I saw "The Crown," too, but I still think you can take it off without abdicating. 1.3091 0.00676 165 132 29 4
890 Will you spring for a cab your majesty or are we taking the subway? 1.3091 0.01391 165 129 33 3
891 I honestly didn’t think we would need a reservation “! 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
892 Maybe the jester outfit was a better fit. 1.3072 0.04244 166 122 37 7
893 Yes, and you think you’re the King of England ! 1.3072 0.00923 166 136 24 6
894 I told you you can't just apply to be King - you have to be elected... 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
895 At this corner you won't have to yield. 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
896 Honey, 'king of the road' is just an expression 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
897 No one cares that your birthday is today 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
898 Settled in Canada, Harry was still ambivalent about withdrawing from the Royal Family. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
899 For Pete's sake, Har. Canada's cold, but it's not ermine and crownmuffs cold. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
900 Apparently I have a divine right to rule, but not to a dinner reservation 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
901 It's just, I always thought of myself as a different type of Land Lord... 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
902 Fred, I wish you wouldn't wear red. It makes people stare. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
903 It's just that when they said 'royalties' I was expecting something else. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
904 Can you believe that? No cape check! They made me look a real idiot back there. 1.3067 0.04249 163 122 33 8
905 I swear - this makes us look like London locals. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
906 I told you that they can't see your clothes. 1.3067 0.04249 163 122 33 8
907 You're living proof that clothes don't make the man. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
908 King Trump and Melania enjoy a day out from the asylum. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
909 Yes, you are still a royal pain, Harold! 1.3067 0.04113 163 118 40 5
910 If you would just wear your Tiara, our people would clap and not stare. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
911 Your kingdom for a horse? You know you can just get an Uber … 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
912 A taxi, a taxi, my kingdom for a taxi! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
913 Try another country, perhaps? I don't think Canada will be too tickled with another pair. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
914 I’m starting to love Toronto. You?” 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
915 You look like the Village idiot! 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
916 The red cape's a nice touch. But I still don't think they're gonna give you a free Whopper. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
917 They say you're supposed to dress for the job you want." "You want to be a kid at a Burger King? 1.3067 0.04113 163 128 24 11
918 So that’s why you wanted your “Whopper.” 1.3067 0.00615 163 144 14 5
919 Ok now you’re a royal pain in the neck. 1.3067 0.04020 163 122 34 7
920 Maybe don't wear that the next time you meet my parents. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
921 They say you could walk down the street naked with a saucepan on your head in New York - and no one would notice. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
922 It’s not you. No one can wear red anymore. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
923 I told you "Casual King Friday" wasn't a thing. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
924 ...and if my sister asks, your kingdom is carbon neutral. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
925 I know it’s just honorary, but it seems like it should at least come with a car and driver. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
926 I'm looking for Queens. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
927 A lot of men go through this, darling. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
928 Peg was finally ready to admit that Ned's narcissism had officially gotten out of control. 1.3049 0.04845 164 128 22 14
929 And which tabloid do you think will mistake you for Harry? 1.3049 0.03952 164 125 31 8
930 I just don't think you have a chance running as a Democrat. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
931 I still can’t get a damn cab 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
932 I have a feeling the end of democracy is just around the corner. 1.3049 0.03164 164 130 26 8
933 We always seem to get so much better service when I'm wearing my new clothes. 1.3049 0.00612 164 132 30 2
934 Just don't let it go to your head. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
935 I had no idea why they charged you a Kings ransom for fish and chips 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
936 You don't have to wear that anymore. We're in Canada 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
937 Just because Harry moved to Canada doesn't mean there's an opening. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
938 I think they said 'dress casual' Hank? 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
939 I told you we needed reservations! 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
940 Siri, what do peasants do in their spare time? 1.3043 0.04275 161 121 32 8
941 Gee, Marge, that Dress for Success seminar was a colossal waste of money. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
942 It looks like the Emperor's new clothes aren't invisible after all 1.3043 0.04453 161 123 28 10
943 It's not the dragons I miss, it's the beheadings. 1.3043 0.03895 161 127 24 10
944 Being President is so yesterday. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
945 Just tell them your new clothes are at the cleaners. 1.3043 0.04230 161 118 37 6
946 Up ahead, Meghan and Harry in ten years. 1.3043 0.04830 161 125 23 13
947 The hardest part of not being royal anymore is seeing all those backs. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
948 Sure beats the last time you wore new clothes. 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
949 So, what do you turn back into at midnight? 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
950 When I said I wanted you to make me feel like a queen, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
951 I know your life coach said to dress for the job you want, but this seems like a reach. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
952 Sure you're *a* king, just not *the* king. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
953 They’re not looking for a replacement, Harry. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
954 Your mom has to die first, Chuck. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
955 You're being a royal embarrassment to me right now. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
956 You’re taking the whole “Dress for the job you want.” thing way too literally. 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
957 Harold, I said prepare for the R-A-I-N! 1.3019 0.04743 159 125 21 13
958 Is it hereditary? 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
959 It does look great on you, Hon, but we said we’d give that up when we moved to Canada. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
960 I apologized for calling you a 'royal pain,' but this is only proving my point, dear. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
961 I know you are a Trump supporter, but this is going too far! 1.3019 0.04439 159 124 24 11
962 You know Frank, your ‘I’m king of my castle’ attitude doesn’t translate well once you leave the house. 1.3019 0.00631 159 128 29 2
963 Well when I said ‘up your style game’ I thought you’d just toss the ragged sweatpants. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
964 Just act normal 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
965 No one tells you how empty you feel when you finally make it to the top. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
966 I ask them not to treat me any differently. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
967 Food fit for a King, you said! 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
968 I thought you gave all this up for me. 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
969 Donald, now that you’ve lost the election can we talk about your wardrobe? 1.3019 0.04867 159 124 22 13
970 OK, wear the mantle. But please stop with the hear ye, hear ye. 1.3019 0.00999 159 128 27 4
971 You will always be the king of my realm. 1.3019 0.00631 159 132 25 2
972 Megan suddenly realized it was going to be a much harder transition than Harry let on. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
973 We can't move to Canada. It's been done. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
974 You look great; but you’re going to take some flak from the PETA people for the ermine. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
975 God Damn I fucking love Medieval Times. It Just pumps me the fuck up and makes me want to have an old timey king fuck fest. Whoooo yeah. I'm hard as a fucking rock just thinking about it! 1.3019 0.00631 159 140 11 8
976 Well, the book said to dress for the job you want. 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
977 It might just take a little more time before you fit in Harry. 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
978 You're definitely being a royal something tonight. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
979 Gosh, grandma could have ordered us a limo to the airport 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
980 Because King of Jefferson and Main isn't a thing, THAT'S why. 1.3019 0.04484 159 122 27 10
981 The abdication of the Mattress King 1.3019 0.04162 159 121 30 8
982 I don't know Meagan, it's just not the same in Canada. 1.3019 0.04572 159 123 25 11
983 Even Archie sees the irony. 1.3019 0.04572 159 123 25 11
984 Arthur for the last time, the square table goes much better with our kitchen! 1.3019 0.03915 159 121 31 7
985 Maybe "royal pain" means something different here in the colonies. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
986 I understand that trying to live up to your DNA results is not an easy task. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
987 Harry, I thought we agreed to tone it down from now on. 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
988 You really need to stop demanding everyone 'bend the knee' 1.3019 0.02714 159 126 27 6
989 People don't kneel down as much as they used to. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
990 Prom was 20 years ago Brian, get over it! 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
991 This is some midlife crisis Dan 1.3019 0.03123 159 124 29 6
992 Over there is where you buy a thing called groceries. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
993 Yes honey, we're all sad we finished watching 'The Crown'" 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
994 MY family is a circus? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
995 The crown is ok, I guess, but the robe is so last season. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
996 Harry, I’m sensing some ambivalence about our decision to step back from our royal family duties. 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
997 In fairness to me, the play is titled ‘The King and I..’ 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
998 Psst.....Sussexistential crisis coming. 1.3013 0.04630 156 121 24 11
999 I guess we could start a food truck. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
1000 No, I’m saying it’s the wrong outfit for ‘Hamilton’. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1001 The thing I like the least about it is the elections. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1002 I bet you forgot to feed the crocodiles again 1.3013 0.03903 156 121 27 8
1003 Charles, your mother is going to be so mad. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1004 Whatever happened to the money we wired to your cousin in Nigeria? 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1005 Now I know how Harry and Meghan feel. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1006 Don't worry....I'll find SOMETHING to be King of. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1007 Promise you’ll take it off when we get there. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
1008 At least they let you keep the suit. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1009 If you weren't so obsessed with having a horse, we'd still have a kingdom. 1.3000 0.04921 160 126 20 14
1010 You were King for a day, Marvin...time to move on. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1011 You said to "dress nice." 1.3000 0.02312 160 127 28 5
1012 That dog did not ignore you. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1013 Harry, you said you wanted out of the Royal spotlight, but I'm beginning to wonder. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
1014 Those shoes look so cheap with that crown. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1015 All that matters, Todd, is that I know you're the King of Broadway. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1016 I said it was WING night. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
1017 Give it a rest Harry. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1018 Told you, Canada isn’t so bad 1.2994 0.04187 157 120 29 8
1019 You do NOT look like him, and Trump only thinks he's King! 1.2994 0.04905 157 123 21 13
1020 The judges at the Trump look-a-like contest are not going to appreciate this, Frank. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
1021 You're not in Britain anymore, dear. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
1022 So how are you adjusting to retirement? 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
1023 So that's were the missing chess piece is! 1.2987 0.00651 154 136 15 3
1024 You can't have it both ways, Harry. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
1025 So the look isn’t au courant. I swear to you I like it. 1.2987 0.02186 154 125 23 6
1026 Sometimes I wish I'd never gone to that pond. 1.2987 0.04235 154 118 28 8
1027 The coup was hard on me, too, Henry, but couldn't we just put it behind us? 1.2987 0.03700 154 118 30 6
1028 I don't care what your DNA test says. I will not refer to you as "my liege." 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1029 Look, this only works for me in the house. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
1030 Marrying into royalty has been VASTLY overrated!" 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
1031 Harry, maybe you should send your resume to the Kansas City Royals. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
1032 Are you still royally pissed? 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
1033 Nobody remembers Imperial Margarine. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1034 Let's get a burger. 1.2987 0.01755 154 118 35 1
1035 Two hours into their Valentine's date, she decided he could never become her Prince Charming. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1036 The casual Friday guidelines only say no denim. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
1037 People don't dislike you because of how you dress. It's your constant shouting of "Off with their heads!" 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
1038 You never know what's waiting for you around the corner. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1039 That whole leaving the palace and re-branding ourselves thing seemed like a good idea at time. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1040 Act natural - I've heard there's an opening. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
1041 You should have known this was a bad idea on casual Friday. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1042 Everyone is staring at us. I told you not to carry that purse! 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
1043 We'd be less conspicuous if you'd lose the crown, Harry! 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
1044 Yes Dave, I know I said to dress for the job you want, but I don't think they're going to make you a member of the royal family. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1045 I mean, what does business casual even mean? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1046 My ex told me that all men are idiots and that I was their king. That’s why I wear it. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1047 Dressing as royalty for your therapy sessions is probably not going to help with your superiority issues." 1.2961 0.05099 152 121 17 14
1048 I still don't like it, Gary. It's been 500 years, everyone is a descendant of Edward III. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1049 My "official" title is the Sausage King of Fifth Avenue, but I just prefer Gary. 1.2961 0.03596 152 121 23 8
1050 I'm sorry these job interviews haven't gone well, William. Perhaps you give the impression that you're over-qualified? 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1051 Harry and Meagan, having been cut off of the royal cash cow, search in vain for a bar with no cover. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1052 It took some time for Prince Harry to master the art of blending in with his new Canadian surroundings. 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
1053 We could always go to Burger King. 1.2961 0.04699 152 119 22 11
1054 I don’t know why everyone is keeping their distance. Can’t they see that what I have is the coronation virus? 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1055 You're still king of the castle to me, dear. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1056 I still miss the retinue. 1.2953 0.04097 149 108 38 3
1057 You have to fake it until you make it. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
1058 My kingdom for a horse would come in handy just about now. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1059 We must still swing by the dry cleaners, Your Majesty. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1060 Harry, you aren't a senior royal anymore, take that off. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1061 Your royal bearing is fine dear, it’s your sense of direction I don’t trust. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1062 I just want to feel normal. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1063 I think that renouncing the throne also means giving the costume back. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1064 So much for a castle 1.2941 0.00656 153 125 24 4
1065 So, you got the promotion then? 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1066 Yes, I did say say you should dress for the job you want but... 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1067 What do you mean, everyone can see we’re American? 1.2933 0.03545 150 122 19 9
1068 Hey!!! I never agreed to walk behind you! 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1069 Honestly, Louis, when you said you felt like a Napoleon, I thought you wanted dessert. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1070 Who knew they would give it to you if you just asked? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1071 Well honey,people don’t expect royalty at a pizza parlor 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1072 You're the president of the school board. That doesn't make you king. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1073 The Delusion of Donald or King of Narcissus 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1074 That's the last time I'll ever go with you to Burger King. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1075 So let’s see Harry, do you have any skills besides waving, because we are going to need about $10,000 an hour to keep up our lifestyle. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1076 I'm KING, Karen! I can't ask for directions! 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1077 I know it's how you see me, mom, but I'm not sure these are good interview clothes. 1.2933 0.04340 150 114 29 7
1078 Honestly, Harry, are you really surprised that your grandmother isn’t taking calls from me any more?! 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1079 I understand you're excited about your Ancestry.com results but this is getting a little ridiculous. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1080 Your Majesty's Knight Marischal of the Co-op Board warned us it would be tough. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1081 Harry, Isn't it about time you let go? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1082 Did you fart? 1.2933 0.04965 150 118 20 12
1083 Not everything is black and white. 1.2933 0.02511 150 120 25 5
1084 Fine, fine - so your home's your castle! But can't you just wear the outfit in the apartment? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1085 I can't sell those mattresses without a sceptre, Suzanne ! 1.2933 0.00669 150 130 15 5
1086 When I said you're my king for the day, this isn't what I meant 1.2933 0.01353 150 120 27 3
1087 My liege, the subway or the bus? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1088 I gave my adoring crowds the day off 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1089 Well, all the other men I’ve dated who wore crowns at least had a car. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1090 You don’t come across well in job interviews, do you? 1.2933 0.04182 150 115 28 7
1091 Another Burger King Saturday Night 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1092 The Coop board elections are 11 months away. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1093 I don't really think you can be a hipster and also be a king. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1094 Honey, I think maybe it's time you reevaluate your take on "dress for success." 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1095 What happened to my merry ole soul? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1096 And stop calling me Camilla! 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1097 You know, Harry, it's never too late to learn how to code. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1098 i am just saying this may not be the best outfit for election day... 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1099 Don't you think you're a little old to be having your birthday party at Burger King? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1100 Do you think anyone will recognize us now? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1101 If things get worse, maybe we should also consider moving to Canada. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1102 Being from America,I can understand how this whole 'constitutional' thing must feel awkward. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1103 Don't look so worried. Not every monarch is automatically guillotined. 1.2933 0.00669 150 124 23 3
1104 If you hadn't been on the throne so long we wouldn't have missed our reservation. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1105 I'm breaking up with you because your delusions of grandeur are giving my delusions of grandeur an inferiority complex. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1106 Weren't we taught to dress for the job we want? 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1107 Just walk along looking like you own the place. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1108 You look fine... just be yourself. 1.2933 0.04442 150 115 27 8
1109 Yes, Harry honey. it's a package deal. The money goes, the title goes, the crown goes. Get used to it. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
1110 Let’s see, I just need to pick up my sword from the shop, issue a decree, check in with the moat repair guy, oppress the peasantry, stifle a coup...but sure, Jen, I have PLENTY of time to grab coffee. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1111 I told you the coup wouldn’t work 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1112 You know, Prince of Greenwich Village was more of a metaphor. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1113 Maybe it's time to call and talk with your grandmother Harry" 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1114 Let’s work on your campaign slogan. I think ‘Vote for Earl for Earl’ is confusing voters. 1.2933 0.03144 150 119 25 6
1115 Why do you say I'm a royal pain? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1116 Even though we seceded I still have the feeling you have not let go entirely. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1117 Next time, could you take your hat off while we eat? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1118 We've gone from monarchical to symbolic to, literally, pedestrian. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1119 But Harry was a real prince. That's a Burger King paper crown. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1120 So, how do you like Vancouver now? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1121 Aren't you just full of yourself today 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1122 I told you nobody in New York would pay you any attention. 1.2933 0.03144 150 119 25 6
1123 What part of “get dressed up for the knight club” did you not get, Lisa? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1124 Yes, you're odd. But you're colorful! 1.2917 0.04167 144 105 36 3
1125 Harry... you know the Queen asked you to return the crown. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1126 Are you sure you're ready to retire, Harry? 1.2914 0.02985 151 124 19 8
1127 I wonder why the teacher said, 'Bring your own ruler to class'... 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1128 They respected you much more when your clothes were invisible. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1129 Remember to tell my dad that the jewels have been mined by a carbon-neutral multi-national conglomerate which has been funding butterfly research for a over a decade! 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1130 Whoever said “It’s good to be king” didn’t really know what the hell he was saying. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1131 I never thought our marriage would be a fairy tale. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1132 I said I deserve to be treated like a Queen. This is not what I meant. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1133 I do have pants on, right? 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1134 No one cares about the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg in Brooklyn, Henri. 1.2914 0.04159 151 111 36 4
1135 Meghan, somehow I still think I'll be recognized. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1136 But Harry, you said you wouldn’t miss it. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1137 You can’t have it both ways, Harry. You’re only a prince when I ask you to do chores? I think not! 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1138 Would you rather go to Burger King? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1139 You know they're not taking applications for Prince Harry's replacement, right? 1.2905 0.05005 148 117 19 12
1140 Perhaps you misunderstood the whole ‘dress for success’ thing.” 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1141 If Matress King won't hire you, I heard there's an opening for Prince in England. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1142 I never heard of a drag-king party. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1143 You're right, dear. Burger King's just not the same since the Whopper became plant-based. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1144 You should have bought a map instead of that crown. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1145 but I do miss the servants 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1146 Jim had not only lost his wallet, but his kingdom as well. 1.2905 0.04152 148 111 32 5
1147 Yes it's laundry day but you didn't have to wear the crown. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1148 I don’t think this counts as being treated like a queen. 1.2905 0.02090 148 117 28 3
1149 You see I told you. Couples therapy will sometimes shatter your dreams. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1150 Oh, Donald, I don't think this is going to work any better here than it did in New York! 1.2905 0.02198 148 120 23 5
1151 I have an idea. Let’s move to Canada! 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1152 Well, you did it, Bob. You finally got yourself fired from McDonald's. 1.2905 0.04523 148 117 21 10
1153 Canada wasn't the answer either.... 1.2905 0.05005 148 117 19 12
1154 Okay, the experiment worked and you rule the world. Now what? 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1155 What do you mean, “WE”? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1156 Cheer up, dear! With that costume, you should have immunity from impeachment, no matter what crimes against the state you engage in. 1.2905 0.01591 148 120 24 4
1157 Let them eat doughnuts... 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1158 Honey, it's Christmas in July, not Halloween in March. 1.2905 0.00678 148 123 21 4
1159 You sure you want to go to Madame Tussauds ! 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1160 Maybe it's time to let go of the Prom King thing. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1161 Take it off before Trump sees it! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1162 Look. I'm your wife, not your consort. So take off that stupid crown and cape now! 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1163 I know you love the 49'ers, but this bet was really stupid. 1.2905 0.01073 148 121 23 4
1164 well, dear, we'll see how princely you feel after the colonoscopy. 1.2905 0.05005 148 117 19 12
1165 You know, treating me like a queen would be more effective. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1166 I wish we could move more than one space per turn. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1167 The couple you're approaching think they own the sidewalk. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1168 Harold, why can't you just dress for the job you HAVE? 1.2905 0.04573 148 115 24 9
1169 Some negotiator. I only said Canada after you lost our healthcare too. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1170 Do you remember where we parked the carriage? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1171 No horse and carriage for me. I like to blend in among the people. 1.2905 0.00678 148 124 19 5
1172 Now that God saved you, how about if we get some lunch? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1173 And what was your job before that? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1174 You could still abdicate and cash in on a reality show. 1.2905 0.04096 148 118 21 9
1175 I'm not disappointed, I just think you should've been more honest in your profile, your Majesty 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1176 Maybe leaving London and the Royal Family wasn't such a great idea afterall" 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1177 I kinda miss it, actually 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1178 You know, Harry, it's supposed to be all or nothing. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1179 Just because Harry and Meghan are leaving doesn't mean there is space to join the royal family, Frank. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1180 Aren’t you getting a bit old for these Burger King give-a-ways. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1181 Are you sure you lost your scepter somewhere around here? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1182 Harry, I told you to buy new clothes before we moved 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1183 Just for a day seems sooo inadequate. 1.2905 0.03745 148 120 19 9
1184 It protects you from the coronavirus. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1185 And to crown it all you had to bring up the Boston tea party. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1186 I don't know why I'm so worried we'll be recognized. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1187 Jared, he's upset because you really ARE jumping the gun! 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1188 You may still be Prince Charming for your mother, but the rest of us have move on. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1189 You're suppose to walk on the outside ! 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1190 Actually Harry, I believe in ripping the band aid off all at once, as it were. 1.2905 0.04315 148 115 25 8
1191 A royal pain in the ass? Look whose talking! 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1192 People seem to recognize me everywhere I go. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1193 This is Canada? 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1194 Just keep applying. You’ll get the job eventually. 1.2897 0.04422 145 111 27 7
1195 Just putting on that stuff and walking out of the house doesn’t make it ‘Brianxit’. 1.2897 0.00692 145 125 14 6
1196 Hank felt like an outsider in a world that loved butter. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1197 You know, Harry, I'm not sure that's the right look here in Canada. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1198 It's OK dear. You're my king of hearts. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1199 Being ordinary is not all it's hyped up to be. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1200 This is not what I meant when I told you to dress for the job you want. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1201 I told you it wasn't a costume party, Herald. 1.2897 0.00692 145 116 27 2
1202 I guess you think your king shit. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1203 Uh oh. Isn’t that the jester I fired last week? This is going to to get awkward. 1.2897 0.04143 145 106 36 3
1204 Uneasy lies the head that sorta wears a crown. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1205 You've embarrassed me at Burger King for the last time 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1206 There's really no way to be re-throned? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1207 I’m just saying, don’t be disappointed if no one bows. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1208 Meghan, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1209 You said your kingdom for a horse. Now where's the horse? 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1210 So you had six previous wives? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1211 She’s a sucker for a man in uniform. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1212 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to dress up for dinner 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1213 Yeah, you might get special treatment, but not for the reason you'd think. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1214 Jokes on them because according to my horoscope this cape will make me invincible 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1215 Okay, Bob, but king of what? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1216 So this is what you call a sidewalk? How convenient. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1217 To be honest, Ed, it's not quite a whopper. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1218 I'm really surprised how quickly the Queen granted us our walking papers! 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1219 So he really died and made you--? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1220 OK Harry, it's not funny anymore. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1221 So much for not looking like tourists. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1222 I miss the press. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1223 Harry, I swear - Toronto will grow on you. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1224 I don't care what Harry and Meghan did,you can't just "fill the vacancy." 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1225 I really thought Canada would be more fun. 1.2897 0.04836 145 115 19 11
1226 I’m a fuckin dork 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
1227 Don't make eye contact with Maggie - her husband is a royal pain in the ass 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1228 Canada's fine, but don't you want to keep a low profile?" 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1229 Sometimes I wonder if any of these people know who we really are. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1230 ... but it keeps the pigeons off my head. 1.2897 0.03716 145 115 23 7
1231 It’s just for the transition period, Meghan. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1232 I don't think Canada needs a king, Harry. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1233 HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BURGER KING! 1.2897 0.00692 145 128 12 5
1234 Upon rounding the corner, Harold would soon learn that dressing like a monarch in America, much like wearing a Yankee's hat in Boston, is a nonstarter. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1235 And enough with 'the royal we' already. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1236 Sorry honey, I had no idea the place was so Republican. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1237 So… are you the king of all the burgers, or is your kingdom just called Burger? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1238 If one more person tells me I don't look like the picture on the coin.... 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1239 So, what are we doing to support ourselves today? 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1240 Stewart, I don't really think that Harry stepping away from his royal duties, really creates much of an opportunity for you. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1241 We're not in England any more. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1242 No, this does not qualify you for concubines. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1243 Do you feel like a man now, Harold? 1.2897 0.00692 145 125 14 6
1244 When I said you were my king, I didn't think you'd take it seriously. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1245 I'm sorry Alex, but I'm leaving you for another king. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1246 I was hoping for more from life on Vancouver Island. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1247 Prince Harry is in for a rude awakening 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1248 I didn't think we'd have to give up Uber too. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1249 Worst of all, people just laugh when they see me now, saying I'm just pretending. 1.2897 0.05171 145 116 16 13
1250 He's right around the corner. Do it now. 1.2897 0.04634 145 113 23 9
1251 I know it's your day but if we don't find one soon would you settle for McDonalds? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1252 Stella, I told you don't ever ask me about work. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1253 You really miss the royal treatment, don’t you, Harry? 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1254 Meghan, do you ever wonder if we bring this attention on ourselves? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1255 Why'd you bid on it if you're embarrassed to wear it? 1.2886 0.05155 149 120 15 14
1256 I don't think anyone is as excited as you are about your credit score. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1257 When I said I wanted my prince charming, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1258 ANDY, THEY DON'T HAVE KINGS IN CANADA 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1259 Meghan and Harry go in cognito in Canada. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1260 Why does your mother have to be so controlling? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1261 Don’t fret dear, we’ll find an analyst who knows royalty when they see it. 1.2886 0.04073 149 114 29 6
1262 It was one game, please give the kid his crown back 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1263 So Ronald McDonald won the costume contest. Don't be such a sore loser. At least you beat out Wendy. 1.2886 0.04129 149 117 24 8
1264 I cannot believe he still ran my credit. 1.2886 0.04290 149 116 25 8
1265 Abdicated royals seeking sandwich shop where they can experience bread with crust. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1266 It's not you, it's them. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1267 Did you remember to raise the moat bridge? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
1268 If you would have listened to me, and not invested in that hedge fund, we'd still have the castle. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1269 But honey, when you're twelfth-in-line you can't expect much recognition. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1270 I'm feeling kinda homesick, Meghan. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1271 I told you that even a king needs a reservation there. Maybe you’ll have better luck with Dairy Queen. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1272 You're right, people don't dress up anymore. 1.2877 0.03883 146 115 24 7
1273 Thought King For A Day would last longer. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1274 We are royally screwed. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1275 Where is this King of the Burgers that you speak of? 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
1276 It's not you. It's just that Trump costumes are out. This is a year for dressing like a Democratic Socialist. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
1277 No. First we go to the royal eye doctor, and then you get your royal Jell-o. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1278 I agree. The crown should be deductible. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1279 The hamburger was good but I think the crown is for children. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1280 Sorry, but sidewalks today are democratic. 1.2877 0.00687 146 119 24 3
1281 I wonder if they realize who I am? 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1282 Don't take it personally. Maybe there will be an opening at the next palace. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
1283 I warned you not to use the Trump Card . 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1284 Well, at least you’re not walking around naked anymore 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1285 We’re no longer eating Imperial Margarine after this. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1286 I didn't even know Crownavirus was a thing. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1287 The MAGA crowns are made in China ya know. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1288 No one I know treats their husband like a king! 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1289 ..."I have an Article II where I have the right to do whatever I want as President ". 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1290 I just miss hanging out with Rook and Knight. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1291 Honey, we may need to get reservations next time 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1292 I told you Canadians don't care about that kind of thing. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1293 Wouldn't it be great if we could afford rent in this part of town. 1.2867 0.04225 143 113 22 8
1294 It's not my fault the cartoonist ran out of colored ink. 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
1295 For one, you've become a royal pain the ass... 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1296 You can take it off now, Harry. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1297 Face it, you're no Prince Harry. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1298 Why couldn't you just wear a Canadian pin, like most Americans? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1299 I wasn't thinking this when I told you should treat me as a queen, but it is a starting point. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1300 Yes, Emperor, everyone can see your new clothes. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1301 That's not how you get respect, George. 1.2867 0.04561 143 116 16 11
1302 Heavy too, were the shoes. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1303 I’m thinking about getting a horse... 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1304 So, you abdicated. There are other kingdoms out there. 1.2847 0.04200 144 109 30 5
1305 When you take "dress up parties" too serious 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1306 Harry, this isn't England. No one cares. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1307 Remember, He should be surprised. So yell something like, “Off with his head!” 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1308 When we abdicated, you were supposed to turn in the regalia. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1309 You know when I said you were my prince, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1310 Mel Brooks was wrong. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1311 Honey it is only traffic court. 1.2837 0.00712 141 116 22 3
1312 I just don't think referring to yourself in the third person is approachable. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1313 In retrospect, maybe Medieval Times wasn't the best place to have my 40th birthday party. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1314 Yes, Hector, you've told me, many times, that "dress for the job you want" worked for you last time. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1315 Honey, I still love you, despite your delusions of grandeur... 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1316 Happy now . . . ? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1317 Did you get a load of that guy's hat? 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1318 Just because Trump gets away with it, doesn't mean you can pull it off Tom. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1319 The great thing about Canada is no one recognizes us. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1320 Stop complaining, you were the one who said the castle was too big for just the two of us. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1321 You have to dress for the job you WANT. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1322 It will be better next time when the cartoonist finishes coloring you in. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1323 You know honey, I’m really glad you chose the Emperor’s OLD cloths for our night on the town. 1.2837 0.04129 141 111 23 7
1324 They used the side entrance and walked home to avoid the paparazzi. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1325 King of your own castle my ass, we live in cramped Apt. # 12. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1326 Relax, nobody's going to recognize you. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1327 This is XIV Street. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1328 O.K., I give up. Just buy the Corvette. 1.2837 0.04250 141 112 21 8
1329 It was a nice evening, except for the part when you looked at the waiter and said, "Check, mate. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1330 You know, I thought being king would change my life.” 1.2837 0.04538 141 112 20 9
1331 I don't think you really understand 'casual Friday'. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1332 I do think you're special but I hoped it wouldn't go to your head. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1333 This is not what I expected when you promised to treat me like your queen. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1334 I don’t need to return it until Friday so actually, I can be king for a week... 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1335 Once again, Betty mistakenly thought Doug meant "we" when he actually meant "me". 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1336 Didn't I say that horse looked lame and not to trade your kingdom? 1.2837 0.05066 141 112 18 11
1337 When your security detail is limited to a speed dial to 911 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1338 It sure didn't taste like a meal fit for a king. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1339 You're supposed to quit those too, Harry. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1340 'I told you we'd never get away with it. You could've at least worn the ginger wig.' 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1341 I wonder how many people realize that royalty is just around the corner. 1.2828 0.04176 145 110 30 5
1342 Since some people call me a royal pain in the ass, I thought I'd dress the part. 1.2817 0.04455 142 110 25 7
1343 Donald, you need a break. 2024 is just around the corner 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1344 Harry and Meghan struggle to claim their average guy street creds. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1345 Harry, I thought we moved here to escape attention? 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1346 So you didn't become king. It beats being a Romanov 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1347 It's not that I don't love you, Rupert, but I've always pictured myself as Queen of a much larger kingdom. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1348 I thought you said getting co-op board approval was more of an art than a science 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1349 Boy, Canada is great. I can walk around just being myself and people just leave me alone. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1350 At least you dress like the royal pain you are... 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1351 “Well, I thought your rendition of Donald Trump was pretty good.“ 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1352 I know losing America and then it becoming a democracy has really got you down but who knows, maybe one day it will become an autocracy again? 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1353 Perhaps the job search would be more successful if you don’t make them call you “His Royal Highness.” 1.2806 0.02982 139 112 22 5
1354 The stigma of the corona virus. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1355 Ok! So you wanna be a king. a king is a ruler. a ruler is 12 inches, 12 inches is a foot. Maybe I could be a Queen if I put my foot up your... 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1356 You’ll always be my prince 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1357 Burger King really enhanced its standards... 1.2774 0.00733 137 115 19 3
1358 The dating website called it "peacocking." Plus, it covers my bald spot. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1359 Well, I think you're a very stable genius! 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1360 Retirement in France got complicated after Norb learned that 'ex-pat' isn't short for 'ex-patriarch'. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1361 I never thought I'd miss the paparazzi. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1362 Just keep looking straight ahead, honey. Pretend like we belong here. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1363 Look Sid, I don’t care who your mother said was your real father, Prince was just his stage and professional name. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1364 This is the last time we're going to Burger King 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1365 Yes, honey. You're the king of this street corner too. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1366 Now what? 1.2774 0.03768 137 106 27 4
1367 Hank, I think your over exaggerating on your promotion. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1368 I agree the queen was rather harsh, Harry, but I told you you can't have it both ways. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1369 I told you, Herman, no one is wearing crowns anymore 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1370 Somehow the birthday parties at Burger King felt much more spectacular when I was twelve. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1371 It's time to face the facts, Charles. Nothing in our price range comes with a moat. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1372 Harold. Stop buying hats from Trump.com! 1.2774 0.05152 137 110 16 11
1373 So, you can take a Windsor out of the family, but you can never take the family out of a Windsor. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1374 I know they're peasants, but you can at least try to be nice tonight. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1375 I'm not sure I like it in Vancouver after all 1.2774 0.03839 137 109 22 6
1376 Honey, when they say 'dress for the job you want', this isn't exactly what they mean. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1377 Did you see that guy's shirt? how gaudy. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1378 I didn’t think they would take my desire for fewer royal responsibilities so seriously. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1379 OK. One more block then I get to wear them. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1380 I assume you’re taking me to Burger King again? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1381 I just can't WAIT to be king! ♫ 1.2774 0.00733 137 115 19 3
1382 When Harry met Meghan--Part II 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1383 I told you they wouldn’t care in Canada... 1.2774 0.03623 137 110 21 6
1384 Yesterday it was a clown, today a king, where are we eating tomorrow? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1385 Meghan keeps saying I've got to move on. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1386 See? All i have to do is walk with my six fingered hands in my pockets and nobody knows I'm royalty. 1.2774 0.04174 137 104 29 4
1387 I still just don't FEEL Canadian... 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1388 Well, it's not like you won the popular vote. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1389 George, owning a franchise doesn't actually make you a Burger King. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1390 Where did you get the idea that The New Yorker does cartoons in color? 1.2774 0.04543 137 107 23 7
1391 But, don't you think it's better to wait until Halloween to dress up like the president? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1392 Next time remember to bring the invitation. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1393 Ok I admit I don't know much about the Royal Family, but I'm pretty sure the one in charge is Freddie Mercury. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1394 I used to wear it to bed, but it made my head uneasy." 1.2774 0.04424 137 106 25 6
1395 Honey, I'm not sure this is what they mean when they say "dress for the job you want." 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1396 Annoying, I'm used to. But now you're just being a royal pain. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1397 The Royals are coming! The Royals are coming! 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1398 You can't keep saying, "I have the best crown of all the crowns". You're not the president. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1399 I think it's time we 'step back' from Ren Fair. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1400 Did you remember to feed the subjects? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1401 My crown means nothing in this side of the pond.You have to be a CEO 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1402 So my therapist says, "Dress for the job you want..." 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1403 Meghan and Prince Harry try to blend in 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1404 ... and let me guess, the Royal Uber account is under Grandma's name as well? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1405 Your status has been revoked. It's time to move on. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1406 Harry, I know you're having second thoughts, but we agreed you wouldn't wear the crown in public. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1407 Hey, you're the one who said I am a royal pain in the ass. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1408 Evaline's kiss did indeed turn the frog into a prince; but, alas, she dropped her car keys into the pond. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1409 Are you sure the coronation was today? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1410 You know, it doesn't always have to be a burger 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1411 I'm sorry Mr. President, but the Constitution specifically prohibits titles of nobility. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1412 You haven’t beheaded any of your exes, have you? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1413 The King and I, on Broadway. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1414 Dammit Harry, you're NOT the "King of Burgers". 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1415 I know these last few years have been difficult for you, with the the infallibility of the patriarchy crumbling. 1.2774 0.03697 137 108 24 5
1416 You're always trying to lord it over everyone else. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1417 It was not until after dinner that Sally began to suspect there was something odd about Gerrald. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1418 Stop moping and just issue a royal decree. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1419 Do you think people will notice you now? 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1420 Dress for the job you want, Barbara 1.2774 0.00733 137 114 20 3
1421 Well, sometimes it's not good to be king. 1.2774 0.04774 137 109 19 9
1422 I thought my outfit was worth at least one free Whopper. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1423 It only feels pedestrian until you chop off some heads. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1424 I was going for Sussex casual. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1425 I'm breaking up with you because my delusions of grandeur are intimidated by your delusions of grandeur. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1426 Are you sure this is what your shrink said would improve your self-esteem? 1.2774 0.03548 137 107 26 4
1427 Ok. You’re not a prince among men. Now what? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1428 I can’t believe you forgot where you parked the carriage! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1429 Oh the look on his face when you asked for the check.. 1.2761 0.00749 134 110 22 2
1430 I told you, honey...If you don't bring the kids, they will make fun of you at Medieval Times 1.2761 0.03804 134 104 26 4
1431 I guess Harry was right, Brexit means I have to leave as well. 1.2761 0.00749 134 114 16 4
1432 Did you pay the rent? Also we have to remember to get milk. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1433 Be noncalant 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1434 I'm not so sure this "mingling with the common people" will be easy for you. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1435 Tom, I think you misunderstood when the Palace invite said "dress appropriately". 1.2761 0.00749 134 111 21 2
1436 Maybe there's another reason why you are having trouble blending in. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1437 The strangest thing is this is not my first date with a king. 1.2761 0.04481 134 104 24 6
1438 Fine. You’re king of the world. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1439 Well...this isn't what I thought the dentist meant when he said he'd "put a crown in" 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1440 You said there would be press and paparazzi and a big to-do! 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1441 He said the emperor has no clothes as a joke, but you do need to zip up. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1442 Be quiet Melania, I told you my disguise was perfect" 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1443 I always say, dress for the job you want. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1444 No offense, Dad, but I'd rather marry an oligarch. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1445 As the Johnsons left their lawyer's office, they could not help but feel they had just been royally screwed. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1446 Do these pants make my butt look big? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1447 Arnie, I keep tellin' ya whether it's "for the apparel oft proclaims the man" or "the clothes make the man," it ain't workin' for ya. 1.2761 0.00749 134 114 16 4
1448 Do you really think the queen is scouring social media, looking for a replacement for Harry and Meghan? 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1449 Did you remember to bring the Burger King coupon? 1.2761 0.05232 134 108 15 11
1450 Well, I guess we have come down a little bit in the world but I never thought our doorman would need to see my ID. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1451 So, Donald, how are you enjoying retirement? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1452 Maybe around this next corner Donald, they will appreciate who you are 1.2761 0.03246 134 103 29 2
1453 You realize it’s one minute to midnight? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1454 Harry if we have any hope to pull off the whole megxit thing, you gotta lose the cape n’ crown 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1455 I'm surprised they asked for your ID. 1.2761 0.04604 134 105 22 7
1456 Cheer up, honey. It’s still pretty good to be the king. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1457 Are we close to VIIIth avenue? 1.2761 0.04481 134 104 24 6
1458 I thought we would at least still be able to get a good table at a restaurant. 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1459 All you need now is the castle. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1460 But they promised us Brexit would be good . 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1461 Helen, you look ridiculous in that sweater. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1462 I thought your Hamilton phase was over. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1463 Revolution is just around the corner 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1464 NO, Harry, we didn't make a mistake .. me, Canada? The real world? Much better for you, right? Harry? right? ... 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1465 Watch out ahead--Harry's still adjusting. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1466 I don't know... it could be your accent?" 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1467 Harry hasn't quite grasped the idea of what a 'simpler' lifestyle actually means. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1468 I told you the gentrification in this neighborhood is out of hand. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1469 Baby, I told you people would give you weird looks if you took that purse. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1470 Just call me Harry, just call me Harry, just call me Harry, just call me... 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1471 Well you did loose a lot of weight while in there Donald... 1.2761 0.04957 134 108 16 10
1472 Harry, are you sure your grandmother won't mind you brought the crown with you? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1473 Well, if you'd pay the royal chef more, he wouldn't need a second job in the village. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1474 When Harry Met Meghan 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1475 I guess we're having dinner at Burger King again, right? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1476 That cloak of invisibility seems to be working 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1477 They would never let me wear this stuff back in England 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1478 Well, we'll always have our brand. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1479 I told you to write down where you parked the carriage. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1480 I know, I know- but how will people know we are still Royalty? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1481 I guess dressing for the job you want doesn't always work out. 1.2761 0.02678 134 110 19 5
1482 You are really becoming a royal pain in the ass! 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1483 You're not worried about being recognized? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1484 I just don't get why you always expect the "royal treatment" 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1485 So it turns out this IS what the common folks do. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1486 Even though Richard was the "King Of Savings" back at the car dealership in Springfield, here in the big city his crown and robe felt a little silly. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1487 It was just a game of checkers, Stan. You can't take it literally. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1488 Is this really how you interpret business casual? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1489 You can be such a royal pain. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1490 You could've saved your Donald Trump costume until Halloween... 1.2754 0.03675 138 109 24 5
1491 Did I mention I just got my genealogy test results? 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1492 I think you're in the wrong cartoon. 1.2754 0.05221 138 112 14 12
1493 It's Vancouver. Accept it! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1494 No, abdication is not reversible 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1495 In another “New York Moment,” estranged twins are about to find out just how differently their lives have gone. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1496 Did you think to ask your dentist about the crown? 1.2754 0.05119 138 111 16 11
1497 I don't think you're getting the hang of this incognito thing. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1498 Don’t look them in the eyes. They can sense your wealth. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1499 It’s been twenty years, Harry. When will you adapt? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1500 I miss the Palace, eh. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1501 Dan, I think you took that "Dress for Success" seminar a little too literally. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1502 I don’t think you’ve quite nailed the independence thing yet. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1503 It's hard mixing with the hoi polloi. 1.2754 0.03816 138 105 30 3
1504 See, no one cares! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1505 Am I why you have the moat? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1506 Yeah, but his taste in food is garbage. 1.2741 0.00743 135 116 17 2
1507 There are better ways to show solidarity with Megan and Harry 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1508 I don't understand why people keep trying to rob us. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1509 I hope it’s been a good day. 1.2741 0.00743 135 119 14 2
1510 Now we know smart casual is not a crown and ermine robe. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1511 You thought The King and I required audience participation? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1512 On second thought, maybe you should just dress for the job you have... 1.2741 0.02768 135 109 22 4
1513 I thought "Canada on our own" would be more fun. 1.2741 0.03924 135 106 24 5
1514 Does this mean I’ll have to learn how to hail a cab? 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1515 ...and then I said, 'F&$! the Royal Famil-' 1.2741 0.03781 135 110 18 7
1516 The second word in time-travel implies luggage. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1517 Meghan, you were right. No one in Victoria recognizes us. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1518 I know we renounced our titles when we moved to Canada, but I still expected a bit of pomp and circumstance when we got here. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1519 If you wanted free nuggets, you should have dressed as a cow. 1.2741 0.00743 135 120 13 2
1520 The renaissance fair is where, you said? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1521 The Canadians recognize you darling, we just said we wanted to lead and normal life and be left alone; it is a country full of compliant people. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1522 A friendly wave is sufficient,Bob. Don't expect anyone to bow. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1523 I was sure I'd simply clicked "large," not "king-size" ... 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1524 Harry, get a grip. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1525 I'm getting really tired of this 'sovereign citizen' crap, Jerry." 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1526 Your sense of entitlement is astounding! 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1527 Don’t be sad, not every Uber driver has Camelot on their GPS. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1528 If you ask me, this neighbourhood is rather pedestrian.” 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1529 I just wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1530 You're a royal pain in the ass, Harry. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1531 I thought being King meant job security...boy was I wrong. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1532 This isn’t Queens and you’re not the King. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1533 See? Nobody notices. Give up the king job so we can retire. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1534 Like the others who abdicated before you, you're going to have to take it off someday. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1535 I wish people would just ignore us. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1536 It’s an entry level job, they’re not gonna call you ‘your highness’. 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
1537 Well at least you're a benevolent dictator. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1538 Do you think anyone will recognize us on Vancouver Island? 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
1539 You could always try doing commercials 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1540 She said prepare for coronavirus not coronation. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1541 I'm sorry, your majesty. The guillotine museum was a bad call. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1542 I told you we're not going to find a rent-controlled castle in this neighborhood. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1543 Lenny and Helen realize that even last night's vigorous role-playing escapade was not enough to reignite their long-dormant passions. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1544 I told you the neighborhood was changing. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1545 Maybe just treat me like a Queen in private. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1546 Maybe they will still have candy at the next house. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1547 No Harry, not all pimps dress like this. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1548 Stacy had been able to overlook the red flags, but the cape was harder to ignore. 1.2741 0.04326 135 109 18 8
1549 Vacations just haven't been the same since you were deposed. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1550 We all knew Brexit would have wide ranging and unexpected impacts on our lives. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1551 The old neighborhood hardly looks the same without the war and pestilence. 1.2741 0.02335 135 107 26 2
1552 We won’t be coming back here again.. I feel like we were treated like peasants.. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1553 Remember it's only a corner nation, not a coronation. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1554 Something about wearing a crown just naturally makes you stand up straighter. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1555 So, we're telling your folks that we're not yet living together, and that I'm of the aristocracy...? 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1556 Ok, so you're sure I'm not overdressed for this party? 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1557 They’re just not ready for a king yet, hon. Maybe next year. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1558 Maybe if you kiss a frog's backside. it will turn you from a prince to a normal person? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1559 Tell me again... Why did we move to Canada? 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1560 If Trump can get away with it so can you. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1561 You couldn't just wear a hat, like everyone else... 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1562 I guess I had something else in mind when you said “The Royal Treatment.” 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1563 Can you cover dinner? I left my wallet at home. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1564 And here we see the latest royals, leaving the safety of their natural surroundings but having a somewhat difficult time blending in. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1565 I once thought income redistribution was a good idea! 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1566 So, this is a sidewalk right, not a pavement? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1567 I wasn’t fired. It was a Fredxit. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1568 'The King of Queens' is all well and good, but this is Soho. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1569 Hold on Harry! This looks like a good spot. I'm going back to the car to get the guitar and bucket. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1570 We've left The Firm, and the ermine is a nice touch. But couldn't you just leave off with the crown? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1571 A restless king walked alone, on narrow streets of cobblestone 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1572 I thought it was your turn to be the retinue. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1573 Now that I can do anything, I’m thinking about a name change. How does the United States of Trump Sound? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1574 I shouldn't have listened to you and gone ahead and worn my tiara. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1575 Heavy is the head that wears the crown and is told there will be a ninety minute wait for a table regardless. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1576 Harry... I think we should talk... 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1577 I told you that wasn't butter. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1578 Harry, I know moving to Canada hasn't been easy, But at least you can wear a crown now. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1579 Your red jacket makes you stand out too much. 1.2656 0.03919 128 104 18 6
1580 I know role-playing lifts your spirits, Charles, but I question the wisdom of doing it where Mummy-in-law might see. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1581 You said, "casual!" You didn't say, "Royal casual!" Now I feel totally underdressed! 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1582 I told you Mr. Bloomberg, people outside the office aren’t going to immediately understand the crown and cape. Give it time.” 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1583 Wow, wow. But you still live at your grandmother's? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1584 Sorry, but I'm announcing that I'm stepping back from you and moving to Canada 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1585 I thought you said it has two stars. 1.2656 0.00784 128 111 15 2
1586 Casual Fridays certainly have evolved. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1587 I know it's not historically accurate, but I still think we need a prenup. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1588 So all this time you did mean the royal we... 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1589 Meghan, darling, you have to stop calling me Harry if we’re going to pull off these new identities. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1590 Sorry, Donald, but the outfit and crown will not get you what you want. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1591 I just wish you'd make more of an effort, Sandra. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1592 If we can make it in New York, we can make it anywhere. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1593 Harry & Meghan, contemplating millennial life's unfairness, alone, entitled and destitute. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1594 I knew your ego would get the best of you someday... 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1595 Gotta be honest. I really miss the moat. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1596 I'm hoping we can keep this narrative going at least until our child's fifth grade democracy unit. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1597 No one will notice here, Harry; they'll think you're just another hockey fan. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1598 I don't think anyone believed the astronaut costume last high-school reunion. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1599 That is the last time I ask him to stream 'The Crown' with me. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1600 No one's gonna believe you're Prince Harry, Derrick. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1601 After stepping away from their royal duties, the king and queen sought to live a normal life amongst the people. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1602 Dear, maybe everyone across this land is metaphorically ‘blind.’ 1.2656 0.04294 128 99 25 4
1603 I hate that 'stink eye' from the royal 1% 1.2656 0.04833 128 103 17 8
1604 Meghan, I don't care if Grandma finds out I kept these. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1605 How about your Kingdom for an Uber? 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1606 We're going back to return this - A museum is not a thrift shop. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1607 There's nothing like being last year’s Prom King. 1.2640 0.04118 125 98 23 4
1608 My therapist said this would reinforce a positive self-image. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1609 Put the crown away. This neighborhood seems sketchy. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1610 Lose the crown, you are blowing our cover! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1611 Watch out for the narcissist 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1612 Why can't WE move to Canada? 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1613 Look, we’re enjoying our exile, I mean our voluntary separation, right? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1614 Do you think people thought I was a little old for that birthday party? 1.2640 0.04771 125 100 18 7
1615 We’ll blend in and stand out at the same time, eh? 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1616 I said I wanted to be treated like a king, not dress up like one. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1617 Now all you need are the burgers! 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1618 I’m sorry. It’s just that I thought you would be more of a merry old soul. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1619 You’re the one who wanted to go out amongst your people 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1620 Don't be upset. We tried to tell you wearing that costume would not get you a job at Burger King! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1621 You don't need a red cloak to get elected. A red cap and a tie would do. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1622 I long for the days when you felt that wearing your MAGA hat was adequate proof of your fealty. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1623 When I said some role playing would spice up things, I didn’t mean King Lear. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1624 How many years ago was your prom? 1.2640 0.02816 125 101 21 3
1625 I’m not sure you blend. 1.2640 0.04493 125 98 22 5
1626 I just don't get it. We came all the way to Canada and people still don't look at me as normal. 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
1627 It would seem that clothes do not necessarily make a king. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1628 I told you it’s not a costume party. 1.2640 0.03876 125 99 22 4
1629 I don't think we're in Kensington anymore, Harry. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1630 And you said it was good to be the King... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1631 And still no one has even asked for your autograph. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1632 When you meet my mother, don't call yourself the `Mattress King'. She'll misinterpret it. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1633 Was it as good as Tom Petty said it would be? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1634 The date was going surprisingly well, but Cathy couldn't help wondering what had happened to Hank "The Mattress King of Ipswich" Tudor's previous five wives. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1635 So, Pippin, are you saying it's NOT good to be the King? 1.2636 0.03305 129 104 21 4
1636 I told you that distant relations didn’t matter to your boss. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1637 Did the dentist say when the permanent one would be ready? 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1638 Harry, I told you jeans are OK in Canada. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1639 -Vancouver Island Royals still has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1640 It's like we're trapped walking around in a hastily-drawn cartoon. 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
1641 King for a day, idiot for life 1.2636 0.03570 129 103 22 4
1642 You kind of buried the lede in your on-line profile. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1643 When I said you were a royal pain, I didn’t mean it literally 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1644 Gee...not even Burger King wants an ex-royal 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1645 He's just Harry in Toronto. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1646 Just because Harry and Meghan left does not mean there’s an opening, Bill! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1647 Listen Harry, you are going to have to stop flip flopping on this. Make up your mind for once and all. 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
1648 Our neighbor was so rude, calling you a Royal Pain. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1649 What about Canada? No one will find us there. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1650 next time just wear a brightly colored shirt if you want people to notice you. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1651 How many other couples will be auditioning, do you think? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1652 Harry is out, so the competition is down to Chuck, Will and you. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1653 Sussex Toil?"_"Sussex Boil?"_"Sussex Foil?"_"Sussex Roil?"... 1.2619 0.04870 126 102 16 8
1654 Honestly Harry, no one is interested anymore. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1655 I don't think "gentrification" means what you think it means ... 1.2619 0.04602 126 100 20 6
1656 Oh. I think I lost the keys to the kingdom. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1657 What kind of margarine was that again? 1.2619 0.03933 126 103 17 6
1658 Well, that was unusual. I didn't even think they still made that margarine 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1659 Why do YOU think your therapist said you have a King complex? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1660 The life of a Margarine King isn't really too Imperial. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1661 No, you cannot execute the nice man with the dog. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1662 I can never remember, is it Henry Charles Albert David, or Henry David Charles Albert? 1.2619 0.04602 126 100 20 6
1663 Do you think the people know democracy has failed? 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1664 You got to dress for the job you want, Cheryl 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1665 Who do you think you are? The king of me 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1666 Careful, Sire! The woman who just turned the corner ahead of us is a known anarchist, and the dog behind us is a ghost. 1.2619 0.00928 126 109 12 5
1667 If I win this caption contest, we can afford full color. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1668 Canada isn't so bad, once you learn the language. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1669 Everyone's avoiding me 'cause I've got that corona thing. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1670 Just wait until the Queen hears we're living in Bushwick now... 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1671 I've been thinking about getting more involved in politics. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1672 You do deserve the part, but being an extra in The Crown doesn't mean what you think it means, dear. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1673 I'm not embarrassed by you, I just thought the burger was a little greasy. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1674 Were we right to leave the Royal family? 1.2619 0.04602 126 100 20 6
1675 Don’t worry about them, in my book you are the burger king. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1676 You can't go home Harry" 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1677 So now you think your king of the world. 1.2602 0.03232 123 102 16 5
1678 It bothers me only when strangers call me Queen ... 1.2602 0.04666 123 98 19 6
1679 So, we sold the castle. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1680 Honestly Charles, I can't believe you didn't know it wasn't butter. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1681 Goodness gracious Bob. At least Richard got a horse for his. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1682 What a majestic stroll. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1683 Well, the obeisance was half-hearted, as was the soup. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1684 Actually Tom, I said you needed to be more /loyal/ but now I kinda like the look. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1685 You would never have been king,but we should have left the trappings behind when we moved to Canada. 1.2602 0.04371 123 96 23 4
1686 I knew we were in trouble when he demanded your ransom. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1687 Harry and Margaret on a collision course with history 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1688 For want of a hedge on my collateralized debt obligations my kingdom was lost 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1689 This is exactly why no one likes playing Risk with you. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1690 Liberté, égalité, fraternité or, The Crown vs. The Colorless Class 1.2602 0.00816 123 106 13 4
1691 'Long live the King' is beginning to feel more like a burden. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1692 Now that we’re commoners, do you think anyone will notice us? 1.2602 0.03801 123 100 18 5
1693 Maybe we should just move to Canada. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1694 I think it would have gone better if you hadn’t shit your pants. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1695 At least you got to be a king. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1696 You're not fooling anyone. 1.2602 0.00816 123 104 17 2
1697 If you keep wearing a Burger King crown in public, I want a divorce. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1698 Why does everyone keep asking me to make burgers 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1699 It doesn't say anywhere what you are the king of. 1.2602 0.04521 123 97 21 5
1700 Heavy is the head that can't hail a taxi. 1.2602 0.04136 123 102 14 7
1701 It's your own fault for asking the dentist for a new crown. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1702 It wasn't service fit for a king. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1703 I’m sorry I forgot my tiara! 1.2602 0.04666 123 98 19 6
1704 At least people recognized us in Britain. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1705 It's no horse-drawn carriage, but I can call us an UberBlack car if you're tired of walking. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1706 I’m not trying to change you again, I’m just saying frogs are less conspicuous. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1707 It's a dreary neighborhood and a touch of color doesn't hurt. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1708 I wonder if Megan and Harry have this much trouble finding a table. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1709 I had a Whopper. Why didn't I get a crown? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1710 I guess the old royalty thing isn't what it used to be 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1711 When you said ‘disguise’ I pictured something less conspicuous in mind. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1712 Honey, I know you won the National Spelling Bee crown, but that was 35 years ago. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1713 I admit it's awkward, but at least we got out of Queens. 1.2581 0.03776 124 101 18 5
1714 Just because we've stepped down doesn't mean we have to downgrade our wardrobe, Meghan. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1715 I think they got the message I was looking for a higher level position. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1716 I’m bored. Let’s go behead someone 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1717 A king in his own country"...no, wait, that's a "prophet" 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1718 Be yourself, they said. Your life will change, they said. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1719 Meghan, this is harder than I thought. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1720 Winning The New Yorker's "King for a Day" contest isn't quite as glamorous as I'd imagined. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1721 Harry, honey. I am just saying I am not sure that Canadians care all that much about whether or not you’re a prince. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1722 Meghan: But remember Harry, only on Halloween. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1723 Well, you're a king to ME, Arnold. Isn't that enough? 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1724 If you want to make friends here, maybe don't begin every sentence with 'What I liked in Europe...'. Also, maybe lose the crown. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1725 This is supposed to be your idea of "stepping back?" 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1726 I know. Let's move to Canada. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1727 Don’t you think you’re a bit overdressed for Bingo night! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1728 Forget the scepter, George. I’d get a jester and an entourage. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1729 Sometimes I think you over-tip. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1730 When I said I needed you to treat me like royalty, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1731 There was a time when we would’ve been carried around the block. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1732 No, I didn’t think I’d miss processions either. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1733 The job at Burger King didn't turn out to be quite what I had hoped, Mildred. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1734 At least you don't have to campaign every few years. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1735 Do we have to walk? Couldn't we just take four horses, a royal carriage, and the palace guard? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1736 Even Prince Harry realized that it would take too long to be king. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1737 I think you may have crossed the line when you asked the waiter to carry you to the bathroom. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1738 Harry, are you having second thoughts about our decision to move to Canada? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1739 Just remember Donald, it's not a whopper if you believe it. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1740 Blind dates are usually mysterious, but I think I have you pretty much pegged. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1741 Yes, you found the baby in the cake, we know! 1.2581 0.04108 124 98 22 4
1742 Now Harry, we already talked about this and worked it out with you Mum. You have got to lose the accessories. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1743 Don't worry honey, velvet will come back in style and you'll show them! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1744 You miss London, don't you, Harry? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1745 You are still the King to me 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1746 I know I said dress for the job you want - but, Harold, we don't even live in a monarchy. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1747 Harry and Meghan soon realized their mistake. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1748 I heard there's an opening for Duke of Sussex. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1749 It doesn't matter, you can't talk to the Uber driver like that. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1750 Backtrack - where was the last place you had your scepter? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1751 I’m just not used to carrying money. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1752 I really thought the crown would get us a table, but I just like the cape 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1753 Excuse me but I’m no black and white subject. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1754 You are too old for birthdays at Medieval Times 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1755 You would think they would at least react to the color. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1756 His Contemporary Royal Highness 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1757 It used to mean something. 1.2562 0.03808 121 94 25 2
1758 Royally flummoxed 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1759 I know we are courting, but isn’t this a little much? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1760 You need to check your privilege. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1761 Apparently, the king's speech did not go over too well. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1762 Harry, we just renounced our royal titles. You can't keep opening a tab under "Her Majesty the Queen" 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1763 I thought we agreed to try to blend in with the commoners. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1764 I’m so sick of the burger jokes. Bring your scepter tomorrow. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1765 So Henry, how did things end with your ex? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1766 Thank you for marrying me. My Green Card is the first step to making America a part of my empire again” 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1767 I told you the robe was too much. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1768 But I wanna be King! I would be the best King ever! Everybody says so, Princess. Everybody! So why do they take me to court whenever I issue a new edict? I don’t know, Daddy. Let’s ask Jared. 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1769 Don't worry Honey, you'll always be my king. 1.2542 0.03841 118 92 24 2
1770 Honey, I KNOW your mother called you, “ my little prince” but don’t you think you might be taking this a bit too seriously? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1771 Aren't you glad you don't have to run for reelection? 1.2542 0.04026 118 88 30 0
1772 Go to Canada, he says. They'll treat us like Royalty, he says. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1773 If I hide my ginger hair, the Canadians won't notice 1.2542 0.04115 118 96 17 5
1774 Not bad.... 4.95 at TJ Maxx 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1775 Megan, I really enjoy being finally free without the risk of being recognized 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1776 Linda accepted his "King for a Day" idea - but for one day only. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1777 Paper crowns AND exposed brick!? I'm so glad they finally opened a Burger King here in Bushwick! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1778 Ok, it didn't work out....maybe you can be a Duke instead? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1779 Make way, make way! King of Needing Attention coming through! 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1780 No ma'am, I am not the Burger King. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1781 Yes, your kiss awakened me...to my true sexual orientation. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1782 After dinner was over Bill had a sneaking suspicion that the restaurant had not served REAL butter. 1.2542 0.03746 118 99 13 6
1783 I think you misunderstand the limits of your authority as Block Captain, Donny dear. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1784 I feel invisible in Vancouver. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1785 You walked in hound excrement your majesty 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1786 I can't believe it's not butter either. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1787 No, it's not the crown, it's the economy, stupid! 1.2521 0.03907 119 96 19 4
1788 I wish they had also taken the clothes when they foreclosed on the castle. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1789 Harry I'm concerned that you're not coping with the transition to civilian life in a very healthy way 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1790 When Harry arrives, you are NOT wearing this thing! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1791 A cab, a cab! My kingdom for a cab! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1792 Meghan is realizing you can take the prince out of the palace, but you can’t take the palace out of the prince. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1793 Don't let strangers kiss your ring. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1794 Dammit Arthur,we're not buying another round table! 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1795 ...and then he died and made me king, ya know? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1796 Harry, I'm worried you don't really want to "step back" 1.2500 0.03848 116 96 15 5
1797 You’ve really changed since your DNA test results came back. You do realize that being 2785'th in line is not that big of a deal, right? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1798 I'm Harry from the block! 1.2500 0.04642 116 93 18 5
1799 You have to stop wearing the crown in public, Harry, or this will never work. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1800 This doesn’t mean you’re a person of color, Fred. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1801 Can't we just make reservations with an App like everyone else? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1802 Harry, I'm not sure you're still allowed to wear that... 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1803 Hurry, we’ll be late for the Trump rally. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1804 Look, when I agreed to step back from royal duties, I assumed that meant you'd stop wearing the crown and cape. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1805 So when I said "Dress like the man you want to be" this is what you were thinking, huh? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1806 I thought you said king in the sheets. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1807 Are you finished wondering what the simple people do yet? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1808 Do you really think this is what the dentist meant when she said you needed a crown? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1809 I just didn't think we'd stand out in Canada, Harry. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1810 Are you sure Frogmore is rented? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1811 Why, yes, I'm a Trump supporter...how'd you know? 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1812 the robe is quite comfortable, but the heavy burdens on this crown are really screwing with my neck... 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1813 Yes Donald, it is lonely at the top. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1814 I’m hungry too but if there’s a line, there’s a line. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1815 Honey are you sure you don’t want to call for the Bentley ? 1.2500 0.04307 116 96 14 6
1816 So that's what going to the D.M.V is like. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1817 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1818 I really think the New Yorker caption contest has run its course. And as for the cape and crown, just take them off. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1819 I just figured, if Harry’s not using it... 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1820 Your combover looks better now, but the red MAGA cape still gives it away. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1821 Canadians aren’t going to believe that you’re Prince Harry! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1822 Is this your way of saying democracy is dead? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1823 I know what you’re thinking—my loafers look ridiculous. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1824 Wearing a crown won't make you king here in Toronto, Harry. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1825 We’ve been around this block 1000 times. Excommunicate already. 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1826 Alright Harry, I think it’s time we get you a new wardrobe. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1827 Darling,if you want to blend in here,it's going to take more than walking with your hands in your pockets. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1828 I don't think this is how to get a job, Harry. 1.2500 0.04801 116 94 16 6
1829 Oh well,you had a good run 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1830 My MUM never told me there would be days like this, Meghan. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1831 Tell the truth, you miss the paparazzi, don't you. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1832 Life used to be so simple. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1833 You are king of your castle, dear. I just don't know if you should dress the part. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1834 I'm a man of means by no means. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1835 You may be an all-knowing sovereign back home, but here you're just going to have to ask someone for directions. 1.2500 0.04219 116 88 27 1
1836 So the dentist said you need a new crown? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1837 You need a whole new concept, Harry. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1838 This has to be , hands down, our saddest parade yet. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1839 Maybe we should rethink this abdication thing. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1840 Are you sure I didn't overdress for the interview? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1841 Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, don't... 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1842 Are you sure? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1843 I guess when you are sixth in line to the throne, nobody cares. 1.2500 0.04219 116 88 27 1
1844 It's the emperor's new clothes all over again 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1845 Do you really have to shout “off with his head” at every person we pass? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1846 This is the real world beyond the palace walls. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1847 I told you, if you want to be emperor you need new clothes. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1848 I think we need to change the subjects. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1849 I’m sorry Harry that no one bowed to you at Tim Hortons. 1.2500 0.00866 116 100 13 3
1850 Maybe you could try not to shout "A horse! a horse!" about everything all the time. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1851 I can’t believe the restaurant wouldn’t seat us. A robe is technically a jacket. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1852 No, President Trump, this is not also a monarchy. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1853 I don’t think anyone will recognize us, do you? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1854 It’s called fashion, Susan. Look it up. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1855 Harry, I thought you said you were done with this stuff! 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1856 It’s my socks, isn’t it? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1857 I'm telling you,a king is never respected in his own Village 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1858 I’ve always believed you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1859 Oh,it's just the master of his own fate. Keep walking. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1860 I don't care what 23andme says about your relatives, you're embarrassing me. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1861 Im done with burgers, Stan. It’s over. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1862 You can take the prince out of the castle, but you can't the castle out of the prince. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1863 I did dress down. This is only my replica crown and coat. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1864 It is just so very hard to blend in. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1865 You wouldn´t know it, but I´m actually naked. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1866 No, I don't think the judge will let you 'Boleyn' your wife instead of paying alimony. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1867 You'd think selling the castle would have at least gotten us into a doorman building... 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1868 So what brings you all the way to New York City from the Austro-Hungarian Empire? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1869 Define "fit." 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1870 Act normal. There's a bloke coming around the corner who thinks the monarchy is still relevant. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1871 No, John. That does not give you the right to "step away" from your household duties. You still have to help with the cleaning and garbage even if you think it is royal pain in your royal ass. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1872 Your profile didn't mention you were royalty. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1873 Perhaps the style was a bit outdated, but family heirlooms always meant a lot to George XII. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1874 When I said I like a man who treats me like royalty, I wasn’t being literal. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1875 "Give me a break, Harold. You still have student loans. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1876 I am still wondering what she meant by - go fly a kite! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1877 So next interview, maybe lose the hat? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1878 I know it's tough, honey, things have been different since the French Revolution, and the styles have changed. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1879 Even Archie has a moose onesie - maybe you should try and blend in more.. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1880 At least when I gave up my senior royal duties I got to keep the clothes. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1881 Harry, it's been 20 years. Are you still homesick?" "Shut up, Meghan. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1882 Just because it's working for Trump, doesn't mean it's going to work for you, Bob. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1883 I told you no one would recognize you wearing a crown. Especially in Burger King. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1884 It's best not to let the crown go to your head. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1885 I feel like you're not fully embracing this whole Megxit thing. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1886 You think anyone will confuse us for Prince Harry and Meghan? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1887 We're not in Camelot anymore. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1888 I'm so sorry,sir. We even used all your horses and all your men. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1889 Since when do I have to make a reservation? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1890 I'm telling you Donald; this isn't going to end well. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1891 I'm so happy that the Queen gave us the freedom to walk the streets 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1892 Kelly had to admit that he treated her like a queen. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1893 I enjoyed our first date but wish you’d mentioned that you were the king in your profile. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1894 Gee, I have no idea why people think you’re not serious about leaving the royal family. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1895 The saying is king for a day, not the whole month. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1896 We go to the UK once.... 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1897 Maybe it’s time to act less like a king and more presidential 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1898 The king of these streets. 1.2456 0.03646 114 94 16 4
1899 ... but everyone knows tan slacks don't go with a gold crown! 1.2456 0.04503 114 91 19 4
1900 For God's sake Harry, if we are going to live like commoners you have to lose the velvet cape and coronet. 1.2456 0.02351 114 94 18 2
1901 So yesterday it was the clown, the day before that, the pirate. Let me guess where we’re eating today. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1902 Cloak shopping wears me out. 1.2456 0.04327 114 90 21 3
1903 My kingdom for a decent brunch 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1904 Did you really think it would last a lifetime? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1905 You know I can't help it. It's the margarine. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1906 You're a king for God's sake, get a grip 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1907 Well we would have gotten a better table if you hadn't pressured me to give up my royal title. 1.2456 0.02661 114 95 16 3
1908 Let's go North; maybe borrow from the Germans ? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1909 Maybe in the next country they'll have an opening for a king. 1.2456 0.04503 114 91 19 4
1910 Honest, I tried to find a Camilla outfit but no luck." 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1911 I know the Kingdom is short of funds, but couldn't we at least take an Uber to the Coronation? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1912 All this for a free muffler! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1913 I miss margarine. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1914 Why do I get the feeling they're just being polite? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1915 You can tell him he's not "blending." Clearly, Meghan isn't. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1916 Harry I thought you left that back in London. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1917 Well, THAT meal certainly wasn't fit for you 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1918 Yeah, it's Burger King, but we don't need to take things literally! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1919 Still, you’d think they’d at least put us on the wait list. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1920 It’s just that, traditionally, the previous winner hands over the crown to the new pinochle champion... but I understand your reluctance in this case. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1921 You'll always be king of my castle, even if everyone else thinks you're deluded. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1922 Losing the Stable Genius Contest shouldn't deter you, dear. There's still the Build-the-Wall Competition. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1923 Every afternoon, Cathy went for her constitutional monarch. 1.2456 0.04237 114 92 18 4
1924 I told you, king for a day. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1925 Because I’m king. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1926 You ain't no Yul Brynner. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1927 Harry, I vote we just apologize and go back home. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1928 I'm sorry, they are not hiring for Harry's position. 1.2456 0.04237 114 92 18 4
1929 Maybe Harry and Meghan shouldn't have moved to Canada. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1930 Remember when America left us? Certainly wasn't going to let the EU do the same! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1931 I know you have your doubts, Shelia, but I think I finally have a real shot at filling that job vacancy at Buckingham Palace. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1932 Only one week since Brexit, and we got her crown and gown at a flea market..... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1933 Just because you like it, doesn't mean it will fly at the Oscars 1.2456 0.03426 114 93 18 3
1934 If Harry and Meghan can do it why can’t we?” 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1935 That’s right, Steven. I’m renouncing my role as Consort. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1936 So you want to step down from being a senior royal so we can go to a deli? 1.2456 0.00881 114 95 18 1
1937 Wow, Canada really doesn’t care about our royal status, huh, Megan? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1938 I don’t care what color your cape is or how fancy your crown—no one will notice. This is New York. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1939 Did you enjoy your Whopper? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1940 I told you it wasn't until the 31st. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1941 I don’t think renaissance fair is this way. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1942 I think you're taking the DNA test results that says you're descended from royalty a little too seriously. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1943 Around here, you're just another "duke" 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1944 Perhaps you can wear it on Halloween as Coronavirus. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1945 I told you Canada would not be your style, Harry. 1.2456 0.03426 114 93 18 3
1946 Harry, I'm starting to sense that you are having regrets. So soon? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1947 Harry, get over it...and take that Burger King hat off. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1948 Perhaps in Canada I can be King! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1949 Did you have to wear it to Trump rally, did you? 1.2456 0.04503 114 91 19 4
1950 Stop yelling "off with your head" when they don't bow to you. It's still a Democracy, for now, Kenny. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1951 I understand how you feel, but Granny was quite clear when said you could keep the nice red coat, but you had to send the crown back. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1952 The French use margarine! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1953 I didn’t think I’d have to walk to the “King of England’s” apartment. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1954 Your disguise is really, really clever; I don't think anybody will think you are the real King! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1955 So that’s what everyone is swapping out the MAGA hats for? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1956 I coulda had class. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1957 It just makes me question your level of commitment. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1958 Well, Harry, if you want to be unknown here in Canada you have to lose the crown. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1959 All I'm saying is, why did we have to schedule our date night on Bastille Day? 1.2455 0.03915 110 92 13 5
1960 Well, Your Royal Highness, it would be nice if one time we didn't have to eat during the early bird special. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1961 Well, that was a lot easier than I expected. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1962 For your new name, Harry, you can be "The Royal, formerly known as Prince." 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1963 Maybe your mother could make you a saint? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1964 ''You are not going to get a free hamburger,believe me!'' 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1965 Right now, I'd trade my kingdom for a competent travel agent; just sayin' 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1966 If you really wanted to step away, you would take that damn thing off your head. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1967 I don't know why you thought they were holding auditions to replace Harry 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1968 Why did we pick Canada? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1969 This was not what I signed up for! 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1970 It's like nobody knows who you are, George. 1.2435 0.00873 115 100 12 3
1971 Harry couldn’t shake off his old ways despite moving to Vancouver. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1972 Harry, Don't act so surprised. We moved here to avoid being noticed. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
1973 It's true, Gerald. There is no splendor being king of a shithole country. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1974 Abdicate shmabdicate. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1975 And when we get to the cocktail party, this time try to avoid telling anyone who will listen "It's good to be king." 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1976 This “state of the kingdom” walking tour may not have been your best idea 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1977 I know they say "dress for the job you want," but Harold, this is getting out of hand. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1978 Fine, the cape might be a bit much. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1979 Haregretsit 1.2432 0.03317 111 93 14 4
1980 We were supposed to be leaving royalty behind, Harry. 1.2432 0.02779 111 91 18 2
1981 You don’t have to wear a crown and cape to collect your book royalties, Humbert. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1982 You told me to act like I was having dinner with the queen come on! 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1983 You don’t need to change your life based on what you found from 23 & Me. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1984 Did you remember to bring your ID? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1985 Harry, I knew that you'd have trouble adapting to life in Canada, but I didn't expect this. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1986 Canadians get such a kick out of ignoring us. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1987 Still no discount at Trump Towers! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1988 I think it's cute that you still like to go to Burger King on your birthday. 1.2432 0.04910 111 91 14 6
1989 You know, this promotion really opens a lot of doors for us. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1990 You're so arrogant, Ron. No wonder the coat check lady took you for somebody else. 1.2432 0.04286 111 90 17 4
1991 We didn't discuss this. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1992 No. Kings are NOT making a comeback! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1993 Harry we’re normal people now you gotta stop wearing that in public 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1994 It's embarrassing when you forget that you abdicated. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1995 I think it's cute you're wearing a crown here in Canada, Harry. You'd never get to even try it on in England. 1.2432 0.02628 111 93 15 3
1996 Maybe I shouldn't wear this here in Canada. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1997 Don't fret, Harry. You always knew you'd never be king. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1998 My time has come and gone. Ya know what I mean? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1999 Running for office may not be your thing. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2000 I, for one, like a ginger. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2001 What do you mean "your people?" 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2002 Pick up the pace Harry darling, Hollywood 's a long way off ! 1.2411 0.00897 112 95 16 1
2003 I thought we'd talked about this, Harry.. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2004 What part of We are going for a walk by myself was unclear? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2005 I don't think the Royal family is interviewing to replace him. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2006 Honey, no one cares that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
2007 Ugh, sweetie, your privilege is showing again. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2008 I've been given to understand we will love Burger King. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2009 Where the heck is that Royal Uber XL? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2010 You may be king of the neighborhood, but you’re still a pain in the ass. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2011 We Need to hire a Stylist for this new Life as Commoners 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2012 Maybe everything is black and white. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2013 It wasn't to be, Harry. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2014 Harry, honey, don't you think it's time for a new outfit? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
2015 How was I supposed to know “Kings in the Corner” was a card game? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2016 Your English bling don't mean a thing in Paris.. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2017 Well, we could always move to Canada 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
2018 Yes, the plant-based burger is here. But it's still a burger, and you're still the King 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2019 Surely we can find a cozy walk-up. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2020 Larry, you can't call it 'abdication' if you just quit. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2021 Honey, this isn't what I meant when I told you to dress for success for your job interview. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2022 You sure nobody will recognize you? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2023 I don't know why Sarah, but being a King just doesn't do it for me anymore... 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2024 So Jane’s vegan now, and Henry isn’t over being fired from Medieval Times — so don’t bring it up! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2025 So you missed your float. So you missed the parade. So...where the hell are we? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2026 ... and they lived mundanely ever after. 1.2389 0.04666 113 92 16 5
2027 We really need to find you a new dentist. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2028 I'm glad I didn't wear my peasant dress. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2029 King of Carpetland just isn’t a draw for the paparazzi 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2030 ‘“Let’s face it, coronations aren’t what they used to be.” 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2031 And what, exactly, are the privileges and honors that convey with becoming the King of Pain? 1.2385 0.02403 109 94 11 4
2032 peasants 1.2385 0.02885 109 93 12 4
2033 I am making sure everybody knows the emperor has clothes! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2034 Well that was an exercise in feud-tility. 1.2385 0.04771 109 89 15 5
2035 Though he was only 37th in line for the throne, Bob just couldn't wait to be king. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2036 David, I'm afraid you've already had too much of 'The Crown". 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2037 What do you mean we still have to live on your lilypad?! 1.2385 0.04303 109 89 16 4
2038 The Mattress King of Pacoima just doesn't carry the same weight here in NY. 1.2385 0.04496 109 90 14 5
2039 Well Richard not only did you give up your kingdom, now we don't even have the horse anymore 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2040 But I told you it was casual Friday. 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
2041 Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2042 I guess we need to get Vancouver cloths 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2043 I'm telling you, people won't know who you are without a scandal. 1.2385 0.00922 109 94 14 1
2044 I miss England, but Canada is nice. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2045 UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2046 Now we just have to mix in. 1.2385 0.03778 109 89 17 3
2047 Harry, stop being so pretentious! 1.2385 0.04203 109 86 21 2
2048 Canada's fun, you said. Pack light, you said. Sign here, you said." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2049 We already have a King Donald. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2050 I’m just saying most people would be thrilled about the return of their long lost older brother.. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2051 I wish I was taller 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2052 My head isn't heavy. It's the damn crown. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2053 You said, we’d get the Royal treatment.I think we just got the Royal shaft. 1.2385 0.03029 109 91 15 3
2054 Retirement is right around the corner. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2055 Then he offered to trade me his MAGA hat for two of my crowns. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2056 ...and I never know what to say to the Plantagnets" 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2057 I know dear. I too am sorry about the death of Mr. Peanut. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2058 Couldn’t you play Trump another night? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2059 Am I suppose to be on the outside? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2060 The one-eyed couple go in search of more ink for the drawing. 1.2385 0.04771 109 89 15 5
2061 "But the invite said 'semi-formal 1.2385 0.01796 109 90 18 1
2062 Nobody cares anymore 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2063 Why can't you be black and white, like everyone else? That's why everyone thinks you're a freak Frank!!! It's not that stupid crown. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2064 Oh, I'm sorry... I want a divorce from THE Burger King. 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
2065 It's depressing when they shout, "The Redcoats are coming". 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2066 Part of your abdication deal should have included the carriage 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2067 Listen Harry, its been a week, no one's forgotten you, I swear. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2068 Your stroll, my commute. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2069 No pipe, no bowl, no valet parking. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2070 I miss being the royal we. 1.2385 0.04203 109 86 21 2
2071 This is VIII Avenue. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2072 I'm not sure this "regular guy" king thing is working honey. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2073 Wake up Bart... it's just a dream. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2074 ... but people won't understand that it's because you're afraid of birds landing on your head. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2075 But then why do they call it Kingston ? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2076 You’re still MY king 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2077 Sam was again told by the hiring manager he was overqualified 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2078 Even though he's stepping down, you can't just step up. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2079 Are you sorry we abdicated? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2080 How very bleak the rest of us must seem to you. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2081 Burger King told me to Be My Way 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2082 It's a long walk, but it beats riding in a tumbrel. 1.2364 0.04171 110 87 21 2
2083 How were we supposed to know an ace already had reservations? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2084 Okay, how about Sussex Loyal than? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2085 What's missing is a balcony. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2086 I hope you understand, when you meet my parents they won't bow and curtsy. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2087 Why are you so sure we won't have a problem getting tickets for 'Hamilton' tonight? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2088 I liked you better as a prince 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2089 For the last time, Jeff, I’m not going back so we can get your scepter. If you have ‘decrees’ to make today you’ll have to do without. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2090 Harry, we're in Canada now, you can take off the crown. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2091 Think we'll start blending in soon? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2092 Costume party? I thought were going to Vancouver. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2093 After your abdication will this be renamed Commoners County? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2094 You should have told them you were self-made. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2095 Is it really necessary to keep wearing your Prom Crown? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2096 Don't pout, not everyone shares your DNA excitement. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2097 Once more around the block, Your Highness, and then back in for your medicine. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2098 Yes, this is the first X-rat! 1.2336 0.01011 107 93 11 3
2099 You might draw more attention with a hockey stick. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2100 I stepped down but I'm still me. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2101 A little paparazzi is all I ever wanted. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2102 I don't want to hear it Judy. It got us a table last time. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2103 Maybe skip calling for your pipe next time. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2104 I presume we're dining at Burger King again tonight? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2105 Bert the Carpet King takes it to the streets. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2106 Remember how it was, before the country went all apeshit over social Democracy? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2107 Let's see them forget to hold the pickles this time. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2108 I’m sorry you had to walk in and see that. But I must confess. I’ve been having Big Macs with Ronald for quite some time now. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2109 I still say travelling cognito is a bad idea. 1.2336 0.04615 107 87 16 4
2110 Honest, Harry, last year royalty was a can’t miss in Vancouver. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2111 Harry, are you sure? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2112 Some day my prince will come. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2113 Of course the disguise will work - this is Los Angeles. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2114 Maybe if I wore no clothes they’d notice me. 1.2336 0.04420 107 86 18 3
2115 Just because Billy Porter can pull it off doesn’t mean you can, George. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2116 This isn't what I meant when I said, "Dress more conservatively. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2117 Hope I don’t get guillotined on the way home from work again. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2118 I gave up the royal duties and title but have to look the part. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2119 Why are people looking at me weird, I'm dressing up for dinner 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2120 I think the Realtor oversold with 'palatial'. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2121 Did you try the safe deposit box? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2122 I miss the pomp. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2123 You have to let everyone know we’re old money. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2124 I meant dress like a local from THIS century! 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2125 That dog just peed on my shoe. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2126 We never should have left Crown Heights. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2127 You're tenth in line for the throne. Hold your horses. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2128 I knew this would happen if we voted for Bernie... 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2129 Take off the crown, we’re in a progressive neighborhood. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2130 Can't you just suffer from imposter syndrome like the rest of us? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2131 Keep this up and I'll replace you with a democracy. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2132 I know this worked for Megan and Harry, but really? I'm just not feeling it. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2133 That crown and a buck-fifty will get you a latte your highness. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2134 Hey, 'my kingdom for a divorce' was your idea! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2135 The interview went well, but they think I’m overqualified for Medieval Times 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2136 Betcha never thought you would meet a king on tinder Huh? Look at us, this has been real fun. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2137 And all we were wanting was one night out without being recognized as royalty. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2138 And if they don’t like the king's policies, just tell them the customer is always right. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2139 If mom won't let you be the king, you're still my prince. 1.2336 0.04110 107 87 17 3
2140 So this is ”King for Day?” 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2141 So they didn't need a replacement for Harry? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2142 Cheer up, I hear Burger King is hiring. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2143 Your scarf makes you look like a fool. 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
2144 1% Common 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2145 I was hoping more people would recognise me. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2146 I'm sure Netflix will call any day now. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2147 On second thought, dress for the job you have. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2148 I told you that you would look ridiculous without your scepter. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2149 How was your audition with the folk from Imperial Margarine? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2150 Goes to show you can’t always have it your way. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2151 Look, George, we're blending in 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2152 Are you sure Her Majesty said the "backdoor"? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2153 God, Harry, get over it. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2154 Thank god we don't stick out in Canada. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2155 Dress for the job you want, they said... 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2156 Maybe it’s just one of those fields that doesn’t use temps. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2157 I wonder if he noticed us tailing him? 1.2315 0.04941 108 90 12 6
2158 When I said, "We are going for a walk," I meant alone. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2159 Don't pretend you weren't warned about wearing that outfit before November third, Donald. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2160 Oh! Look how flashy the nouveau riche of New York are. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2161 Harry, are you homesick? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2162 But you are not Harry and I am not Megan. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2163 I'm sure there'll be lots of time for play dates once things settle down. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2164 He did say he was going to go above and beyond in 2020 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2165 King, table for 2...seriously? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2166 You're doing everything you can to hold all the power in this relationship. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2167 At some point you have to stop identifying as a Royal 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2168 You know, Charles...Public Displays of Affluence are even more unpopular than they used to be. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2169 Wow, they’ve really gentrified this neighborhood. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2170 His delusions of grandeur could not be explained in terms of black and white. 1.2308 0.01516 104 87 16 1
2171 The dentist gave me a new crown, but for some reason, the insurance wouldn't pay. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2172 We need to make stealing-everything-from-everybody great again. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2173 If I promise to call you "Your Magesty" in private Donald, would you please just take off the robe and crown? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2174 Red coats will catch on. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2175 Prince Harry appears to be having second thoughts about his royal exit. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2176 Tell me again why we left the castle to move to North America. 1.2308 0.03674 104 88 12 4
2177 Now, can we ask for directions? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2178 Harry! We’re in Canada 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2179 You looked taller in your profile. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2180 It shouldn’t be this hard to have it your way.” 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2181 Well, you said you wanted to feel like a princess for Valentine’s Day. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2182 I'm just saying you're overdressed for Burger King. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2183 That reminds me... you left the toilet seat up again. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2184 Get over it. You weren’t going to wear the crown anyway. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2185 This commoner business is hard to get used to. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2186 Harry, you promised things would be different once we got to Canada. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2187 Dress for the job you want” only goes so far 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2188 The world may have moved on, but you can still wear it on Halloween. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2189 You know, this business of ‘dressing for the job you want’ doesn’t really work. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2190 Impeach, mimpeach. Who is the king now? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2191 C'mon, Jeff, your birthday was two and a half weeks ago. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2192 It's sad to see the blight of gentrification upon formerly aristocratic areas. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2193 If he's not going to wear it, why not? 1.2308 0.03545 104 85 17 2
2194 I told you to practice that British accent. The audience thought you were talking about the ‘winner’ of our discontent. 1.2308 0.04680 104 85 15 4
2195 No one is impressed that your DNA test kit revealed that your great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a second cousin to king of a small country that doesn't exist anymore. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2196 And just like that, content is king. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2197 If you want the incognito thing to work, Harry, we need to go to the Gap. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2198 Well, it was only one presidential debate... 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2199 This "Step back from being a royal" business is harder than I thought! 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2200 A Lyft, A Lyft, my Kingdon for a Lyft! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2201 I know, I know. The queens in Queens are not what you expected. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2202 Even though we are in France and they give you a cape with the crown, it's still just an overpriced Whopper! 1.2308 0.04151 104 85 16 3
2203 I don't think Canada has a king. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2204 You're just going to have to get used to people mistaking you for President Trump. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2205 Harry, it would be much easier to go incognito if you removed the crown 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2206 Soon his Highness would learn that in this country, the pedestrian isn't King. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2207 Ok your home IS your castle, but that doesn't make you King. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2208 Wouldst that thou still didst abide in thy rent-control palace, eh, Majesty? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2209 I know it sounds crazy Carol but I feel ALIVE when I have it on. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2210 Well, it was not my idea to go to Canada 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2211 Honey, it's a sleek look, but it's just not going to catch on. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2212 As you said, in a prior lifetime you were a king, but around here now you're just Brad. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2213 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to formally introduce you to my parents. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2214 I'm still tripping! 1.2308 0.03545 104 85 17 2
2215 But Henry, I told you you'd look like a royal ass. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2216 You should stop bringing work home with you. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2217 Darn it Frank, you're always so selfish. Couldn't I get one too? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2218 For the last time, Mike, I'm not your 'consort.' 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2219 you've got to stop worrying so much about trying to impress everyone we meet 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2220 Nobody seemed to like the trousers. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2221 I'm not sure "Waiting for my subjects to return me to the throne by general acclaim." is a strong business plan, Simon. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2222 So,where is this castle? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2223 Thanks for letting me live out my perfect day, honey. Can we still get froyo? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2224 Don't feel bad, I think the really liked your Emerson quote. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2225 Yeah, Toronto isn't all that hot. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2226 I'm assuming this means you're not really a plumber? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2227 For the last time lady, stop following me. I am not King Louis XIV. I am just going to Game of thrones viewing party. 1.2286 0.03103 105 87 16 2
2228 I don’t think you need to try so hard with our new neighbors, Harry. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2229 Megan, I need a little more time to adapt. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2230 You are not the state. Take that back. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2231 Sorry, honey, Trump can’t be king and neither can you. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2232 Dressing for your next job, Charles? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2233 They”re fully booked, and you really think this is going to get us a table? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2234 You could at least wait until after the election. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2235 The chicken a la king was pedestrian. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2236 Maybe you should bring the sceptre if you want to be recognized. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2237 You said Archie would be accepted in preschool. 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
2238 But maybe not a job interview Earl. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2239 Sorry, this is a bit much for me. I walked in thinking "Grenouille for lunch," and I walked out with a royal husband. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2240 Yessir, Milania, this feels just right. I could use a scepter, though. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2241 It’s not going to work, Hank. They don’t audition for open positions in the royal family. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2242 You just can't be yourself for one day, can you? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2243 OK, you don't know your own telephone number, do you know your street address? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2244 I don't know what's wrong. I'm just uneasy. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2245 Are you sure this is the only way I get to maintain my monthly allowance? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2246 I'm thinking of stepping back from the royal family too. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2247 Nobody's saying anything, and really it is better when you wear clothes. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2248 'Making a come back?' Frank, bell-bottoms are finished, period. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2249 I don’t think he liked it when we called him Mickey. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2250 The soliloquies were fine. It was the duets with Lady Macbeth I didn't care for. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2251 You and Charles could form up a self-help group. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2252 As Cinderella and Prince Charming aged, their whirlwind courtship gradually lost its color: her glass slippers turned to mules; her evening gown became a Champion sweatsuit; his gold-braided leotards stained Levis; his ruffled shirt a faded T. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2253 That’s not what the bank meant by ‘royalty checks’. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2254 I think you're the only one with head covering 1.2255 0.03792 102 85 14 3
2255 When I said “Clothes Make the Man”, I was thinking along the lines a snappy new pocket square 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2256 You mean we don't have tickets to Wimbledon? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2257 So I said to her, “Wake up! You’re living in a fantasy!” People can be just so out of touch. 1.2255 0.00985 102 91 9 2
2258 I can’t believe they won’t seat us without a jacket and tie. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2259 Now that I've dropped the "royal" brand, I'm just like everyone else. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2260 Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown when his card is declined at Arby’s. 1.2255 0.03662 102 87 11 4
2261 Maybe nobody recognizes when you're wearing clothes. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2262 Honey, I told you Comic Con is next weekend. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2263 Still with the Visions Of Grandeur I See 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2264 Remember, eh, it's hard to go regular when you were born with a gold crown on your head. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2265 I think we get to keep Royal Pudding. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2266 Your grandmother does love you no matter what you do. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2267 I thought the whole point was to be an artist formerly known as a prince. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2268 Ya, I did say you are a royal pain in the ass but the accent was not on royal. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2269 At least your royal highness got to keep the title. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2270 I know we’re not Royals anymore, Meghan, but it’s Purim! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2271 Harry, this is what happens when you marry an American girl... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2272 Oh Canada, Oh Canada - I guess I do wear the pants in the family, so you can take that silly hat off now, Harry. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2273 Mingling with the commoners is no fun. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2274 I wear my best suit and you ordered chicken fingers?! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2275 I'm telling you, I don't like your wearing that outside the condo. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2276 Why did you not tell me the event was business casual? 1.2255 0.04158 102 84 15 3
2277 It was at this moment Frank realized their date isn't going to be at Medieval Times 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2278 Don’t worry, honey. Your Donald Trump costume will play much better in his second term. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2279 Don't worry, Harry. I'm sure someone in the next place will recognize us and think we're important. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2280 Perk up Harry...you will always be my prince. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2281 This is unseemly, Charles. Can't you do your practicing in the palace? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2282 Chin up! For all you know, there’s a new court jester right around the corner! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2283 With Medieval Times behind you, what's your next move? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2284 I told you! Nobody remembers the Imperial Margarine commercials. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2285 Trust me. You still don't look THAT common. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2286 darling, you're taking this Harry and Meghan thing too hard 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2287 What kind of a name is Prince Ribbit? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2288 Just because they decided to drop out doesn't mean you can jump right in. 1.2255 0.00985 102 89 11 2
2289 They say Toronto is great this time of year. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2290 Just remember to not ask for their votes... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2291 Think of the possibilities. If nothing else, you have a head start on the U.S. Presidency. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2292 I can't believe you decided to wear that cloak out tonight. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2293 I told you that dad wouldn’t think you were Royalty! 1.2255 0.00985 102 86 16 0
2294 Harry, you seem to forgetting that we are supposed to be doing LESS royal stuff. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2295 Unrecognized at the opera, stood up by the limo driver, and rejected by Uber, King Leonard and Lady Lovette consider changing publicists. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2296 I just wish a former-Royalty discount was a thing at restaurants. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2297 Meghan: "Harry, if you miss the attention we can always try YouTube" 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2298 Queen Melania accompanies Donald on his self-appointed, self-anointed coronation with Mitt Romney singing "Solitary Man" on a public address system. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2299 Stewart, I know you get jealous that a lot of guys still check me out, but please stop trying to defer their attention to you instead. 1.2255 0.03792 102 85 14 3
2300 Honey, I know they tell you to "dress for the job you want", but... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2301 Used Car King...can you please leave work at work? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2302 I realize that you never win anything, but I think that "free with fries and a Coke" hardly qualifies. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2303 They have Burger King here, so get used to not being special 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2304 No, I don't find it that uneasy. 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
2305 Its better to be knowingly ostentatious than unknowingly naked. 1.2255 0.04040 102 86 12 4
2306 I know it sounds shallow Meghan, but sometimes I miss the pomp. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2307 If only we’d had something back from which we had to step. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2308 When your 'highness' wears off, you're going to be embarrassed you went out like this. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2309 Maybe one day you'll be an actual President. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2310 Sure, Charles, you blend. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2311 Harry, you know your grandmother specifically said the outfit had to stay. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2312 Henry, I think now is a good time to talk about your superiority complex. 1.2255 0.03918 102 83 17 2
2313 Remember when you were relevant? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2314 No honey. Folks won’t mistake you for Prince Harry. He’s given up royal frills. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2315 Harry, we're in Canada now. You don't need to use this anymore. 1.2255 0.04040 102 86 12 4
2316 Carl, you realize the French had a falling out with royalty a while back, don't you? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2317 I think your therapist meant you should take charge of your life figuratively. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2318 We're not stepping back on our royal duties, my dear. We're merely turning a corner. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2319 I can't believe you're paying that guy $250 an hour and all he has to say is 'you are what you wear.' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2320 Canada is certainly different. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2321 You realize it’s back to a hoodie and ball cap if Trump’s not re-elected. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2322 You didn't get re-elected but at least you got to keep your cape and crown. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2323 I don't mind living in a cold water flat, but did we have to give up the Bentley? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2324 It's not just you. Burger King isn't hiring. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2325 He thinks he's King of the Road but I'll be damned if he thinks he can get away with King of the Sidewalk. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2326 A target? Why no, why would you feel like that? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2327 Prom ended 2 weeks ago, Donald—when are you going to take that thing off? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2328 Let's try McDonald's. 1.2255 0.04495 102 83 16 3
2329 I long for the days when being a royal was a big deal. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2330 We can always head back to Britain. 1.2255 0.04495 102 83 16 3
2331 Look Meghan, we're just regular folk! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2332 Meghan and Harry try to fit in... 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2333 Hope they have king's size bed in suburbs. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2334 I dumped my princess costume when I was six years old. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2335 You are not the star of Hamilton, you were only in three scenes. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2336 You never really treated me like a king, anyway. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2337 When Harry met civilian life. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2338 I can’t believe Harry have you all of his old clothes. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2339 Doesn’t canvassing to overthrow democracy undermine your argument? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2340 So much for your career in town council 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2341 I wish you would Megxit me. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2342 You really miss 'The Crown,' don't you? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2343 This is my walking around crown. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2344 Next time bring your credit card. Bartering your crown to pay the bill is just so plebian. 1.2255 0.03918 102 83 17 2
2345 We can’t just audition to replace Harry and Megan. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2346 Just think — you could control Congress and the courts! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2347 Some days, I gotta say, it's no "noblesse" and all "oblige." 1.2255 0.04040 102 81 20 1
2348 I told you to get the moat insurance! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2349 Tell me more about your Whopper 1.2255 0.05102 102 86 10 6
2350 I told you Meghan and Harry would ignore you. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2351 Honestly Bob why would you want to be mistaken for Trump? 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
2352 Harry, thats not casual-wear. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2353 Don't be sad - maybe Five Guys needs a spokesperson..... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2354 Sorry Harry, but that kind of outfit doesn't guarantee you a table in Quebec. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2355 And I suppose your Lord Chamberlain or something is going to come walking around the corner . . 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2356 When you get out of the Medieval Times matinee ... 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2357 Honey, take your hands out of your pockets. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2358 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are doing a wonderful job of blending into the American community. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2359 However can I top my greatest invention, the Impossible Whopper? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2360 When I said you should wear anything you want today, I was talking to the kids 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2361 We don't have the duties, you don't have to wear the outfit. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2362 I thought the color was a little too extra 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2363 A horse-drawn carriage for my birthday would've killed you? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2364 Her face is still on the money here. We should’ve seen that. What about Tierra del Fuego? Maybe they need a King? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2365 It’s no longer for a lifetime, just for a day. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2366 Now we’re actually in Canada I feel so ignored! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2367 Of course you yelled "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" Now we can't even get a taxi. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2368 When in Crown Heights... 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2369 That WAS a surprise - I thought they were voting on BREXIT, not REXIT. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2370 Where are we dining, my Leige? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2371 You can wear whatever you want. I'm still not calling you king. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2372 Your haberdasher should have consulted me, not your shrink! 1.2255 0.03792 102 85 14 3
2373 Sometimes it's not good to be the king. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2374 ...they call it the 'Royale with Cheese' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2375 Well.... Do you wanna see my castle now? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2376 When he says he's a feminist 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2377 It was not unusual for George to take his distant lineage of royalty to the extreme. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2378 If you say, ‘Let them eat nuggets’ one more time... 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2379 Well, there it is. You step back from your royal duties a little and they don't even know you. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2380 I don’t care that you had a coupon. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2381 I still believe you are the King of New York...no matter what the last seven maitre d's said. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2382 Call it whatever exit you wish we're out of here. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2383 I guess this is cheaper than you buying a convertible. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2384 Harry, flame-grilling burgers won't make us self-sufficient. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2385 What? Taking out the garbage entitles you to the royal treatment? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2386 Yes sire I agree. Having your face on the coins in your pocket should be enough to get you into the "Oscars" parties. But royalty ain't what it used to be. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2387 I told you that everyone would be in black and white, and there you go wearing colors. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2388 Door to door isn't working, let's open the heir application on LinkedIn. 1.2255 0.03386 102 86 13 3
2389 I hate to disappoint you, but "Coming to America" was just a movie 1.2255 0.03386 102 86 13 3
2390 You are a royal pain. Accept your destiny! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2391 No, this doesn't make me feel like a queen. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2392 It doesn't help you blend in if you wear the crown everywhere. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2393 The night Dairy Queen met Burger King 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2394 We can move to Canada - I hear that British royalty can get work there. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2395 I used to feel like King Cyclops, but these days it’s more like sigh-clops. 1.2255 0.00985 102 92 8 2
2396 So, you DON'T like the hat your father gave you? I DARE you to trade it with the first guy that comes along wearing a hat! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2397 I think we should start calling him Robot Jowney Dunior. 1.2255 0.02572 102 86 14 2
2398 Pretending you're king of Uupper Canada doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere. 1.2255 0.04273 102 82 18 2
2399 I thought our Megxit would be met with more fanfare. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2400 When does your Burger King franchise open? 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2401 I could have sworn the banker said he wanted royalties... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2402 You've got to dress for the job you want. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2403 Kids these days just don’t appreciate the value of a good title. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2404 You gotta dress for the job you want, Joan. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2405 If you take a picture of him he thinks he deserves a tip. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2406 Do you regret giving up succession for me? 1.2255 0.04386 102 85 13 4
2407 Sorry. I thought Starbucks HAD café royale. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2408 We have one eye, and you wear that to distract people? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2409 What a drab colourless life we lead. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2410 Your majesty, there are rumblings amongst the gentry. They want a divorce. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2411 Look, we’ll buy a nice house and you can get an elected position. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2412 “I’ll tell you what’s wrong. Earlier I had a date with a beautiful frog and right after our first kiss, I end up with you. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2413 I understand how you feel -- it really hurts to be throne out. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2414 The crown I don't mind. The royal coat makes you look absolutely ridiculous! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2415 I love their burger and fries but I wish they would look at me like that when I place my order. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2416 Robert took the checkers jargon a bit too literally. 1.2233 0.02905 103 88 12 3
2417 Face it, Hon, your divine right just doesn’t carry the weight it used to. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2418 Talk about a walk of shame. Weren’t you wearing that yesterday? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2419 Burger King again, Carl? This is the last time I get excited about dress up dinner. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2420 I find it soothing to leave the office every so often to survey my subjects. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2421 Well that's it, the day's up. 1.2233 0.04865 103 86 12 5
2422 'Cause you really thought they'd believe Prince Harry had just moved in the neighbourhood? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2423 For the last time, I'm not calling you "Your Majesty" in bed. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2424 Megan it's just not the same. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2425 No, Fred, I'm pretty sure you won't bump into Meghan at Burger King. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2426 I’d say the maître d’ wasn’t particularly impressed. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2427 Yeah Harry, maybe a little overdressed for looking at preschools 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2428 Crowna Virus patient zero was easily identified 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2429 Well Ronald, maybe Mildred is right...maybe you are a royal pain in the butt. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2430 A king can't go freelance in the digital age without his own domain. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2431 You get very competitive when we visit the Windsors. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2432 Alright, alright. You need space. You don't have to chop my head off. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2433 Ordering Crown Royal on the rocks was a dead giveaway...... never mind the garb! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2434 Harry, your Gran called. You have to ship the crown back 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2435 I know you care, Melania. The Dems are horrible, vicious people who don't realize I am elected. 1.2233 0.05677 103 88 7 8
2436 I’m applying for Harry’s position. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2437 Please stop referring to your clothes as thine raiment. I assure you, everyone at this party will be dressed royal-casual. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2438 Harry, I think we’re not in Kensington anymore... 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2439 I told you the Royal Family is not looking for a replacement! 1.2233 0.03499 103 85 16 2
2440 Are you sure mingling with commoners is one of my full-time royal duties? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2441 As 433rd in line to the crown, don't you think you're pushing it a bit. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2442 Don't worry, Harry. I'm sure we'll blend right in. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2443 I think "Good day, eh" is the best you can hope for. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2444 The Royal We 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2445 I told you it's dress down Friday." 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2446 How about for the next job interview, we lose the crown? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2447 I think they were speaking figuratively when they said I could be king for a day. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2448 I didn't think he would actually look like his Tinder profile. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2449 Well, you should have thought of that before we moved to Canada! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2450 Stunned the Meghan and Harry replacement gig didn't pan out, they roamed the streets in an aimless stupor. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2451 I found these at a Goodwill in Toronto." 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2452 You got your wish to be king, but you didn't specify of which country.. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2453 Looking like royalty doesn't mean you don't have to pay the bill! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2454 I think we left the carriage one block over. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2455 You know, most people who voted just wear the sticker. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2456 You promised me a lot more than this. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2457 Did I mention that I abdicated the throne, not the outfit 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2458 I'll take it off as soon as we get to Goodwill. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2459 Sharon didn’t have the heart to tell him that eating burgers everyday didn’t make him the new Burger King 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2460 You have to ,dear,give up the outfit as well" 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2461 Honey, if you dress this way in Crown Heights what do you plan for our trip to Death Valley? 1.2222 0.04774 99 82 13 4
2462 Your Highness, as you stroll through your kingdom, it might be good to put on a pair of pants to complete your outfit 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2463 But being king means never having to say you're sorry. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2464 Many years later, Prince Harry and Meghan wandered the streets of Old Montreal and wondered 'what iffff.....'" 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2465 Well, they do have the Hockey Hall of Fame..... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2466 No no, I think you're right to want to fit in with the people, but you may want to take an additional step or two. That's all I meant... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2467 Watch out, scam artists around the corner... royalty, yeah, right. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2468 I’m sorry that little girl pulled your sword out of that big rock. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2469 I don't think this is how monarchs are supposed to migrate 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2470 Just try and think of it as a new start. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2471 First they say I have to fly commercial; now they took away the car service. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2472 Of course, if we go through with this, I’ll need some new clothes. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2473 Honey, there's only one king at a time and Trump is it. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2474 Why do you always have to see the rest of the world in black and white? You're in a color bind! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2475 Well, you are a royal pain. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2476 He gave them to me! Was I gonna say no to Prince Harry? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2477 You think you got it rough? Just be glad you don't work for a newspaper. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2478 Right now, Babe it’s, “Hungry is the head that wears the crown! Let’s grab a bite!” 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2479 I told you to wear the ruby crown. You look so plain with this one. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2480 Look, it said court side seats... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2481 Yes, but you said we’d eat like kings! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2482 Take it off when we get home. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2483 I think giving up HRH also means giving up the crown. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2484 I don't know, it's just that every time you wear your new clothes, I feel like I'm walking around naked. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2485 Your run as the King in Hamilton was bound to end. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2486 Yes, I'm also surprised they haven't heard about your fantasy football victory. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2487 The crown, the coat: what were you thinking. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2488 Harold, this is so embarrassing! Couldn't you have just picked out a souvenir Tower of London mug? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2489 New kids on the block—Duke Street, between Earle and Duchess Streets, Vancouver. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2490 In the privacy of my dreams, I'm a New York City real estate owner. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2491 Where the hell are we, and how did we get here? 1.2222 0.04553 99 81 15 3
2492 Way to blend in-- I told you that Burger King was not royalty 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2493 Let's face it, Harry-we made a bad decision. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2494 Heavy is the head that had to have a four Martini lunch. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2495 Roy, you've taken that name origin search too far, this time. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2496 I know its divorce but do you have to take my round table? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2497 I am not sure the Canadians will go for this, Harry. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2498 I’m telling you, my kingdom was right here a minute ago. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2499 Is this your idea of incognito? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2500 I know it's Canada, but I did think someone might notice 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2501 My queen goes to a different school. You wouldn't know her. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2502 Monarch's aren't in fashion, your highness. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2503 My crowning achievement I guess was rather pedestrian. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2504 As the king of the realm, I need to order more colour in these cartoon scenes. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2505 I guess this is why they say it’s the best King Crab in the city. 1.2222 0.04774 99 82 13 4
2506 You’re going to need some new clothes, Harry. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2507 I don't think the marriage counseling thing is working for us. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2508 See, we can go out in public ... there are no paparazzi here. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2509 'Ello, guv'nor! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2510 You'd better not be taking me to Burger King........... 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2511 Brexit stage left. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2512 You should be ashamed of yourself, some kid will be looking all over for his paper crown. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2513 You take on too much 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2514 Burger King and Wendy finally got around to trying their food 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2515 I told you people would recognize us if you wore those earrings. 1.2200 0.01787 100 86 12 2
2516 Be careful, I think they're tourists. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2517 I'm said I was sorry for saying you look more like a Basquiat than a king! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2518 A man's house is his castle, and his wife, his queen." "You vote Republican don't you? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2519 And then this kid yells out, "He isn't wearing any clothes at all!" So what was your most embarrassing moment? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2520 I just didn’t think people would forget me so quickly, Megan. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2521 And you thought this would impress my parents the first time you meet? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2522 You made your point. I'll stop saying you "messed up royally". 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2523 I 'm living in the wrong century. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2524 You should have been more presidential. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2525 I can't believe the royal carriage broke down again. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2526 How long are you going to keep looking for a kingdom. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2527 Aren't you carrying your DNA revelation a bit far? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2528 Harry...now we’re in Canada, you’re going to learn to dress down a bit. 1.2200 0.04513 100 82 15 3
2529 'Laundry day, amirite?' 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2530 Hello.... It's Canada. You can't just walk around like that! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2531 Yeah, it used to be Burger King, but what do you think a corona makes people think of now? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2532 People do respect you, regardless of your position. 1.2200 0.01082 100 85 14 1
2533 If you don’t take that off I’m going to lose my head 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2534 I know you have a big following on PBS, Rick, but do you think it's gone to your head? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2535 A horse would be nice but I'll settle for a cab. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2536 I warned you that the bishop would nail you. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2537 Of course you are traumatised. You Tudors are really disfunctional. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2538 Everything I read said you dress for the job you want. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2539 They weren't in my coat pocket, or in the car, or at the grocery counter. I must've dropped the keys to the kingdom somewhere between here and the apartment. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2540 What do you think about the coat? Too much? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2541 Harry, shouldn’t you leave the crown with your grandma. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2542 I thought you said a cross-dressing queen! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2543 Yes, one did say we should be financially independent, but that was before one was aware of the gig economy. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2544 Meet the royal family of the future. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2545 I'm royalty, but I'm not party-with-Jeffery Epstein royalty. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2546 Don't say I did not tell you that 'guillotine' is spelled the same here as in Missouri 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2547 It's just not the same when you can't call yourself "Royal." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2548 I know, Cyrus, but just because we're becoming an autocracy you can't just appoint yourself king of Amarillo 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2549 I never said they'd make you the king of Canada, Harry - I never did. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2550 Be prepared to be surprised. 1.2165 0.02420 97 83 12 2
2551 It's taking some time adapting to their new life in Canada. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2552 Maybe they should call it the Ennui Meal. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2553 I just wish there was something I could do to blend in more. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2554 It’s hard to be a God, hence i chose to become a king. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2555 If I had a nickel for every time you’ve left your scepter on the bus... 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2556 I think we could have brought the corgis, Harry. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2557 This is not what I had in mind when I told you I wanted our trip to 'exude class.' 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2558 no one told you, you were elected, right? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2559 Old King Cole and Mary O’Soul headed off on an afternoon stroll. 1.2165 0.04571 97 80 14 3
2560 Beyond amazing; the impossible crown feels just like the regular crown. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2561 Heavy is the bloated, self-serving head that wears the completely fabricated crown. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2562 Better to be a vagrant king than a British prince. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2563 No I'm sorry Harry, you just can't be King of Canada... 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2564 You're lucky they let you keep the coat and hat. 1.2165 0.03940 97 80 15 2
2565 I inherited the crown from my mother when I stepped on a crack. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2566 After this, I really think we should move to Canada... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2567 ......And they lived happily ever after. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2568 Yeah, you're a king alright. The king of morons. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2569 You forgot to roll out the carpet again?? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2570 I'm sorry you didn't get the job, but maybe ditch the crown before the next interview, Harry. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2571 I would have thought "King for a day" would involve less walking. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2572 Some days it seems like we're invisible, doesn't it ? 1.2165 0.01036 97 85 11 1
2573 You never know what's just around the corner. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2574 It’s all we can afford right now, Harald, unless maybe there’s something we can sell? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2575 Sorry, Harry. I guess that's what happens when an American marries a Brit - they want their independence from the monarchy. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2576 What do you mean you didn't realize how far London was from Hollywood? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2577 You're not fooling anyone, Harry. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2578 Kind of common here. Maybe we should rethink our decision. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2579 Is this how you envisioned the transition period? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2580 I thought you said we were leaving all the trappings behind, Harry? 1.2165 0.03507 97 81 14 2
2581 We're just tourists here in France, why is it your business to revive the monarchy, if even sartorially? 1.2165 0.03940 97 80 15 2
2582 So go ahead and abdicate. It should be easy, in this country. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2583 Your role model is Henry VIII? 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2584 I've been playing chess for years and something I've never figured out is why its the king that always gets check-mated. Why can't it be a pawn that's cornered? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. There outta be a law. Somebody should pro.... 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2585 How about the royal we get us a cab. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2586 Fired?...well you are more of a big Mac guy anyhow. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2587 I don’t think that’s going to help you find a throne. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2588 Isn't Canada great? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2589 Are you sure France still has a King? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2590 Hmmm, well if democracy has overridden absolute monarchy here, perhaps you can seize control in the U.S. I hear they're toying with the idea of abolishing democracy over there. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2591 Frank, I want a divorce. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2592 Donald it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks you need that wall 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2593 'Humility is my forte.' Say it over and over - but not out loud" 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2594 Don't look now but I think Harry and Megan are in town. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2595 If this is going to work, Harry, you’re going to have to ditch the ermine. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2596 You're a royal pain in my ass Jim 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2597 Yes, Harry, it was advice you got at a career seminar. But you've carried "Dress for the job you want" to an extreme. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2598 I''m sorry, but you see the world in black and white. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2599 So that’s what eyes wide shut means 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2600 Do you think I should have dressed more formally for the Met Gala? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2601 Harry and Meghan, spotted in Greenville, apparently having second throughts. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2602 If you are going to be king, you've gotta own it! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2603 So here we are-Louis and Marie in Paris. If I were you, I'd ditch that crown. 1.2165 0.04203 97 81 13 3
2604 I know the Senate acquitted you, but this is a bit much. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2605 I never thought a simple palace coup would come to this. 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
2606 You have got to stop watching The Crown. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2607 I told you that you should have worn the sable. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2608 Quit being so blatant. 1.2165 0.02420 97 83 12 2
2609 But, Hon, I thought you abdicated. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2610 "And good luck getting a cab." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2611 We don't have to stay in Canada, Harry! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2612 I deserve to feel special, Lauren! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2613 Five years later wondering the city streets Harry and Meghan couldnt afford new clothes. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2614 Canadians don’t seem to care, eh, Harry? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2615 I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD TRY TO FIT IN MORE. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2616 Don't worry about them honey, I can see your clothes just fine. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2617 If you think about it Harry, the press was not that bad at home 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2618 Harry, we left the royal family. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2619 You are now officially the king of the weirdos. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2620 He may still wear the crown, but for me it's become a drag being married to the king. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2621 At home you're the king of your castle. Out here...not so much. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2622 How do I get past this "you're over qualified " thing? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2623 I think you are taking this Hummus King thing a little too seriously Josh. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2624 It's only Chapter 11. There's still time for a happy ending. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2625 Don’t let it go to your head. That was a ‘bow wow’ not a bow. 1.2165 0.04452 97 82 11 4
2626 I don't care how you dress up, I'm not calling you The King of Queens! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2627 Yes, it IS a very impressive crown, Charles. But you'd still have to be British. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2628 Stop hovering, Mom! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2629 I had no idea how easy it would be to pass as just one more nut in a costume. 1.2165 0.04571 97 80 14 3
2630 But I like Canada. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2631 Well, honey, since the former CEO of Burger King now heads up SUBWAY, this could be an opportunity to flaunt your expertise. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2632 Just because Trump gets to wear it doesn't mean you do 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2633 How did you meet Jeffery Epstein? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2634 You don’t interview well, do you? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2635 Just because you couldn't find your tiara and ballgown doesn't mean I can't wear my regalia today. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2636 Okay, fine, Harry and Meghan are out. You still need eight hundred and three more to abdicate. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2637 Honey, a promotion at work does not equal the king of the world. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2638 I'm sorry Linda. I'm just too fabulous for you. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2639 Sorry we're walking so slowly, I can only move one flagstone at a time. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2640 It's all or nothing,Harry. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2641 Do you even know if they want to replace Harry? 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2642 If you want things your way, there's always Burger King. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2643 When I said your hair was your crowning glory..." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2644 This one is honestly kind of difficult to write a funny caption for. However, I’m just going to assume that this is probably how Dartmouth alumni see themselves when they walk down the street. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2645 Oh, for G-d' sake, Andrew 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2646 What's a colorful character like you doing in this sketchy part of town? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2647 The invite did say semi-formal attire, right? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2648 All these peasants are so drab. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2649 Harry, I don’t think you fully understand the whole, “dress for the job you want, not for the one you have” thing. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2650 I thought being a narcissistic sociopath would be kinda more fun. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2651 You said micro-dosing psilocybin wasn't a big deal...and now you want me to call you King Lear?! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2652 Don't you remember, she told us to keep the role play to the bedroom. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2653 It’s a process...I’m working on it. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2654 You're right. Going to Burger King was not a good idea. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2655 Next interview, don't introduce yourself as the Duke of New York. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2656 Its so awkward when you say goodbye and end up walking in the same direction. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2657 Harry and Meghan couldn’t believe they had to wait in line at the deli ... 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2658 I can’t believe I’m dating fake royalty. 1.2143 0.01622 98 85 11 2
2659 Heavy hangs the head certainly doesn’t apply to you, you’re positively rather ambiguous. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2660 No Margaret they don’t know we’re Americans. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2661 I don't care if you live in King's County. You can't expect the royal treatment from me! 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
2662 Yes, honey, I know, but King For A Day was yesterday. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2663 They say you need to stand out at job interviews nowadays 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2664 Being a monarch is tough on the glutes. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2665 For the last time, Frank - you don't have to meet any criteria to buy the bed 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2666 They’ll know we’re American tourists. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2667 They said BUSINESS casual 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2668 and wearing his dog’s leash like a scarf! 1.2143 0.04756 98 82 12 4
2669 I think you should behead your new stylist. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2670 Are you sure the FDA approves? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2671 What is on the agenda for the common folk today? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2672 How long are you going to wait for elites to come back in vogue? 1.2128 0.01070 94 82 11 1
2673 Not everything is so black & white, Tony. Devon Roth - New Hyde Park, NY. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2674 I guess we should have brought our invitation. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2675 This being our first date, I should explain that I’m widely considered the King of Corona Queens. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2676 I agree, Harry. It's nice just to be regular folk. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2677 Just because you were acquitted doesn’t mean you have to gloat. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2678 No, I don't think it was your robe they were mocking. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2679 The robe is a bit much, don’t you think? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2680 Buckingham Palace; been there, done that! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2681 Oh Harry, you just have to let it go. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2682 Three steps behind, if you please. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2683 So you had to pay full price for the burger. At least they didn't charge you for the fries. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2684 Maybe you need to update your resume. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2685 Hey Dave, you ever get the feeling you were meant for better things? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2686 We should have known Canada doesn't have a king when we left. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2687 Does this make you chief law enforcement officer now, too? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2688 Don’t assume! You still should have made a reservation!! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2689 Really Joe? I called you “my king” one time. 1.2128 0.03965 94 78 14 2
2690 Don’t worry sweetie, you can always get another job. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2691 You mean, you have never hailed a CAB? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2692 Really Arthur,just because the Times said your store made you the "King of wide shoes..." 1.2128 0.03163 94 83 7 4
2693 Harry, when are you going to get used to our new life in Canada? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2694 Yes, but did you have to order the King Crab Legs as well? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2695 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to promote our Sussex Royal Resort Collection if you wanna get that nice new house... 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2696 I told you, Harry, you can't do that anymore! 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2697 My rent is in the neighborhood of a king's ransom. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2698 They say, "Dress for the job you want...." 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2699 Well, your throne didn’t just get up and walk away. Where did you see it last? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2700 Wanna go grab a burger? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2701 They didn't tell me there is a French province in Canada! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2702 I don't think that's what the dentist meant, sweetie. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2703 I wish there was a more direct route back to the castle 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2704 I’m never going to Burger King with you again! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2705 I know I make you feel like a king dear but maybe you should abdicate. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2706 I know they say dress for the job you want, but this is getting a little out of hand. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2707 They were both to blame, really. Henry should have mentioned the blackbirds, and Sheila should have realized long before they cut into the pie that Dainty Dishes for Kings was NOT “upscale tapas.” 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2708 I asked for a night out and what does his royal highness do...he takes me to Burger King 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2709 We moved to Canada....even if they know I am royalty they will treat me nicely. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2710 Hands out of your pockets, your Royal Highness. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2711 I think all these ‘Executive Orders’ make you look weak. After all, you’ve been given the go-ahead to rule by fiat. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2712 This happens every time you put Imperial margarine on your toast. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2713 I've been watching so much Game of Thrones lately...when he said 'court,' I just assumed. 1.2128 0.04631 94 78 13 3
2714 Nice try. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2715 Okay "King" Tim, you've made your point--if we head back home now we can still catch the second half of 60 Minutes. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2716 Honey, were going to King Kong, not King-Con 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2717 So, your tinder profile says you work for the state? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2718 No one listens to you anymore. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2719 No, Hal, you won't get a better seat at the table. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2720 I'm sure we'll get a table, it just seems impolite not to make a reservation. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2721 George, this is taking the "royal we" too far. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2722 I feel like you're not going to find any horse around here. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2723 I’m not complaining. It’s just, you don’t even ride the horse now. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2724 So what if you are only king for a day 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2725 Are we approaching the limits of my power? 1.2128 0.02330 94 81 11 2
2726 If you really wanted to give up the throne for me I wouldn't have to call you "your Highness." 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2727 It's time you accept that you weren't reelected. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2728 They think it's a costume. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2729 King Monday’s are nice but I like Rodeo Clown Thursday’s the best! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2730 Here you are in Serbia. Archduke Ferdinand and his wife are heading your way. Do the math, wudga? 1.2128 0.05101 94 80 9 5
2731 You realize you sealed your fate tonight. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2732 Howard continued to triumphantly rejoice in the failed regicide despite the abrupt return to his meager reality. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2733 Harry, is that Burger King birthday crown making you a little homesick? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2734 As long as we keep a low profile. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2735 You may be a king, but you still should have tipped him to lower the bridge over the moat 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2736 Common, today is casual Friday! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2737 They couldn’t be thinking that they will deny us. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2738 I know that Rich Steves said that hats very appropriate, but a crown? Come on! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2739 Face facts. Royalty isn't what it once was. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2740 If someone asks, just pretend we had a birthday party at Burger King 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2741 I think it’s fine if you want to keep eating margarine, I just don’t think you need to announce it to the world! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2742 Please listen to me honey, Medieval Times won't let you be the king... 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2743 This STILL doesn’t mean you can just shoot someone on 5th Avenue! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2744 But what's wrong with semi-casual Friday?" 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2745 I am not your only friend - the people love you. You'll see. 1.2128 0.03818 94 80 11 3
2746 Maybe there’s an opening at Burger King. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2747 Honey, neither the place nor the time. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2748 I know your "head is uneasy," but you can always abdicate. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2749 I don’t care what they called you. You’ll always be my Burger King 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2750 A pun can be made on any subject except a king who isn't a subject. 1.2128 0.03965 94 78 14 2
2751 Grandma was not amused when I told her 1.2128 0.04244 94 79 12 3
2752 I told you becoming King of Canada was a bad reason to leave." 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2753 Canada, Schmada, what were we thinking? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2754 See that? Walking with your hands in your pockets makes you fit right in here, no matter what you’re wearing. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2755 So. Are you writing the Yelp or am I? 1.2128 0.04377 94 77 15 2
2756 I told you the Renaissance fair wasn't today. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2757 Your pauper disguise needs work, Highness. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2758 I’m now Harry from the block. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2759 I could shoot an LGBT commoner playing a guitar on Gay Pride Day in Washington Square Park at early twilight and no one would care. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2760 These people eat... sand witches? 1.2128 0.01070 94 82 12 0
2761 Maybe there is a Burger King around the corner so that you won't stand out too much." 1.2128 0.04107 94 76 17 1
2762 This is what Mom meant when she said, "Leave the Family...you walk! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2763 Well, I guess we just move to Canada. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2764 Ok, we're almost there. Fix your posture and act confident. If you play the part well they should just let you into the palace and you can use the bathroom. 'new policy, customers only my foot.' 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2765 Edward and Wallis, trippin' through the neighborhood... 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2766 Son, you're 35 years old, I think it’s about time you stopped Trick-or-Treating." 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2767 I told you they wouldn’t go for ‘L’etat c’est moi’. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2768 I gave up my royal duties but they agreed to let me keep the crown. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2769 Donald, when they said they’d like to “crown” you...this isn’t what they meant. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2770 I think the magic has worn off, Kermit 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2771 Nobody said being in "influencer" would be easy. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2772 No, I don't remember where you parked the henchmen. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2773 King of Queens been used. How about Pharaoh of Flatbush? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2774 The best way to fit in here isn't to keep saying "eh." 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2775 So you thought a million dollar contribution would get you more than this? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2776 If Donald Trump can act like the King of the World, then so can I. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2777 Royal decisions are rarely black or white. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2778 Melanie! Walk 2 steps behind me! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2779 Wow! Burger King for Valentine's Day. Someone's going to get lucky. Not! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2780 I mean, just because the president's doing it doesn't mean you have to, too. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2781 Yes, quite the dilemma. Who does a monarchist vote for? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2782 Wait---THIS is your domain?? You want me to be Queen of THIS?? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2783 Well, you were almost elected to the Senate. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2784 Maybe it's time for a new life coach. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2785 Sire, may I please sit this one out? 1.2128 0.03665 94 82 8 4
2786 Yes, dear. Heavy IS the head that wears the crown. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2787 Roger, dear, it's been over an hour--I don't think the paparazzi are coming. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2788 You shouldn't be proud of how many french fries you ate. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2789 Heavy is the Crown that wears the Head 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2790 And your twin brother, the real king, now lives in squalor? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2791 If you're going to take a walk in Queens, look the part. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2792 You've got to decide: are you a morose monarch, or a dejected jester? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2793 But if we go back for your scepter now, we'll miss the coming attractions. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2794 It's Canada not Camelot !! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2795 All the Chief titles were taken. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2796 Once upon a time, in a land just south of Queens... 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2797 I think we can scrape by on a $3,000,000 shoestring budget. But how do we afford shoes? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2798 The Princeling and his Frumpy Wife About to Meet the Bickersons By Accident 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2799 I'm just saying that with divine right come divine responsibilities. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2800 So, we can't use the titles, but nobody said anything about wearing the crown. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2801 Do you think they can tell we’re first cousins, dear? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2802 Why is the royal, red cape a mistake? Well, sire, here in Pamplona... 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2803 The king is sad. Long laugh the king. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2804 I dunno, now that I made to be "The Mattress King" it just seems like such a shallow accomplishment. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2805 Jesus, what was he doing up there, anyway? Was he drinking? He's never had good balance. And none of your horses or men could do anything? What about Clarence? He's so good at jigsaw puzzles. This sucks. 1.2128 0.01070 94 83 10 1
2806 Everyone looks sketchy. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2807 Does this mantle make my butt look big? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2808 The crown is fine, what you can't carry off is the cape. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2809 How would you feel about relocating to Canada? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2810 I cannot believe they are all out of king crabs. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2811 It doesn't work any more Harry. They know you're just one of them now. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2812 I don't see a horse. Do you see a damn horse? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2813 Yes, the Gordon's might take a knee, but the Wards live outside the borough. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2814 The old bat will never let you be king!!! 1.2128 0.03163 94 83 7 4
2815 My reign has been surprisingly low key. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2816 I want to leave Canada and go back. 1.2128 0.04505 94 80 10 4
2817 It was kind of rude of you to take the crown away from that dog! 1.2128 0.03665 94 82 8 4
2818 We could always move to Canada. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2819 I told you no one in Europe will believe you're King of New Mexico. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2820 Then it hit: the burden of privilege. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2821 You were right dear, the monarch look IS really turning heads!! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2822 Step on a crack, get your jewels back. 1.2128 0.03506 94 79 13 2
2823 You know what you can do with that crown don't you! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2824 Le Pain Royal bakery is just around the corner. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2825 They probably never saw 'King for a Day.' 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2826 James, you’re really taking the “retro” look to the extreme. Can’t you just stick to this century? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2827 That man was staring too! What's with people today? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2828 You know you really shouldn't wear that anymore since we moved to Canada. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2829 How about a night cap? My carriage is just around the corner. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2830 You should have told the hostess about your blog. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2831 In a world of black and white, the man with color would be King 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2832 Unsure of the dress code at Burger King, Roger opted to play it safe. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2833 Harry, every personal branding journey begins with a single step! 1.2105 0.04070 95 77 17 1
2834 At this point, I would have gladly traded it for a horse. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2835 What were you thinking?! you could get a selfie with the Queen?!! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2836 I told you before, Harold. There are other ways to get a kid's meal at Burger King. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2837 So, 'stepping back' doesn't apply to your wardrobe? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2838 It's just for a day, Henry. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2839 Clothes don't always make the man. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2840 Maybe you would still have some importance in chess! 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2841 Can't believe we were rooked in a pawn shop! 1.2105 0.04336 95 78 15 2
2842 Now remember you promised to only play king for the day! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2843 Deep is the pocket which conceals the crown. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2844 You'd think the Colonists would be over all that by now. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2845 You're my husband. I simply refuse to call you my lord. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2846 It seemed like a good idea at the time, Meghan...the Queen disagreed. Enter in a carriage, leave on foot! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2847 I don't think the 'Nigerian prince' getup is working. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2848 I think you were overly dramatic in the bit part 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2849 Yes, the crown is nice but I hope you got fries with the meal. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2850 It ‘d be great if we could sort out what casual attire means 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2851 Oh hon, I'm so glad you decided not to carry your orb and scepter today. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2852 What's with all the margarine questions? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2853 To rule the people, one must walk among them. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2854 Tell me again why I had to come along? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2855 I told you not to leave your scepter at home 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2856 That was a meal fit for a king! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2857 So...dinner at 8? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2858 Canada is nice but I actually miss the paparazzi. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2859 Why didn't you call for the royal coach? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2860 Yes, Dear. But at least you’re royally screwed. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2861 Trump thinks he’s king, don’t you try to act like him! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2862 Ralph was sure his outfit would be good for a free burger. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2863 OK--next let's try Ellen. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2864 Hank, take off your daughter's tiara 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2865 Just because my parents live in Queens doesn't mean this is going to make a good first impression. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2866 We made our bed, Harry, now we have to lie in it. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2867 I don’t understand why you dressed up, we are only going to Burger King. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2868 Enough already! You’re becoming a Royal pain in the ass.” 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2869 You will always be my king 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2870 And now the horse is dead. No kingdom, no horse, no car. 1.2105 0.03784 95 81 11 3
2871 This is how people dress, right? I only had 15 minutes to study this world; and all the Earth books had pictures of people dressed just like this. Also, I'm finding out that most people have two eyes, so I definitely screwed the pooch this time... 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2872 Well the only thing left to say is rulers make bad lovers. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2873 Even the dog feels it's over the top to proclaim yourself the King of Burgers. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2874 I thought that this crown would make me feel like a king, but it’s so hard to command respect when I know you’re sleeping with my brother. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2875 The subject has rapidly exceeded expectations 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2876 I guess you still think something will happen when you say "Off with their heads." 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2877 I had no idea the streets weren't paved with gold. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2878 Cheryl didn't expect Bob to get party favors upon leaving his coronavirus quarantine. 1.2065 0.01093 92 83 9 0
2879 I swear, it's like these people don't even know who they're talking to 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2880 I won Bingo five consecutive times and all I got was this stupid King crown and coat. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2881 I thought a Senate acquittal would somehow feel better than this. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2882 It's not a break up. It's a conscious uncoupling from the throne. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2883 Linda... why is everyone staring at me? Is this what it's like to be a person of color? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2884 no one bowed because it's Queen for a day 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2885 Honey,Just because you had your birthday party at Burger King doesn't make you a king,just another bored retiree! 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2886 It's back to the palace. We can't afford the rent on that third floor walk-up 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2887 Well I don't feel handsome without my scepter. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2888 They took you literally when you said "I'd trade my kingdom for it." 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2889 Jerome's relief at not having to participate in a single caucus was quickly replaced with the frustration of proving his hereditary right to the kingdom. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2890 Fake it till you make it 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2891 When you said you were the Duke of Cambridge I didn't think you meant Cambridge, Massachusetts. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2892 Now we have to walk like we're normal people all thanks to your brother. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2893 You must think awfully high of yourself 1.2065 0.03637 92 76 15 1
2894 But there are treatments now for maladaptive behavior. 1.2065 0.04647 92 77 12 3
2895 If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times, never double park the carriage on main street. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2896 It's okay, Your Highness, going out for a latte once in awhile is not abdicating your responsibilities. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2897 George, this Bastille Day re-enactment...are you certain of your role? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2898 Well, you’ll always be treated differently because you’re royalty—AND a person of color. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2899 So this is your idea of experiencing life the way a commoner would? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2900 Harry, you're going to need to take that off. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2901 Did you ever follow up on that Craigslist post? For the opening at Buckingham Palace? 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2902 Why are you wearing your crown? I thought we were taking a break from the Family. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2903 I know you’re excited about the role, but do you have to wear it to brunch with my parents? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2904 I told you to dress up for date night, not Halloween! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2905 So hey. You got a crown. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2906 I just worry we're feudalizing the neighborhood, that's all. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2907 I told you, Doug, senior royals auditions are only on Tuesdays. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2908 I told you to separate the colors from the whites. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2909 Geez, Harry, the outfit doesn't seem to win over many headhunters! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2910 I'm sorry I thought we would be able to take their places in the Royal Family. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2911 I'm just asking you to stop telling people how "we" are voting. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2912 Oh, don't worry too much about the rejections. Just emphasize your leadership skills next time. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2913 No, George, you cannot call yourself a person of color. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2914 We can still go back and just buy a whopper... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2915 If anyone asks, just say I’m on the set for Game of Thrones 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2916 You make me feel undressed. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2917 Queens may not be exactly what you're expecting. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2918 I tried to tell you it wasn't a "King for a Day" contest. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2919 I thought they said it was good to be king. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2920 I feel like I’m a part of some really stupid cartoon.” 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2921 Cheer-up, people would die to fool everyone they were King for half as long as you did. 1.2065 0.04382 92 76 14 2
2922 Uh Harry, that outfit won't fly in the U.S. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2923 Well, you're the King over Nothing. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2924 I'm not sure what we do, but I got to pick my job title. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2925 This royalfication has gotten out of hand. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2926 The Duke and Duchess of Burger World want to have it their way. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2927 It’s France after all — English royalty are blissfully ignored. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2928 This is why the French hate Americans Lloyd 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2929 I know Berger, it seemed like a no brainer they would want you to be the spokesman 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2930 Don't look now but the King has his hands in his own pockets. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2931 So you're sure you are a king, but you just can't remember of which country? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2932 No Harry, You can't take your Crown to Canada.. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2933 I think we should switch back to our old margarine. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2934 I really am sorry, honey, but I don't think anyone carries that margarine any more. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2935 They will still recognize you at the bakery...the crown doesn't help at all. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2936 I think you are overdressing for your doorman job interview 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2937 Just follow my lead, Larry. My parents will love you. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2938 Do I act like a doorman? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2939 You looked less regal in your tinder profile 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2940 No, ermine is not an endangered species. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2941 Megan, I think we just screw it up. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2942 Herald you are being ridiculous! You know I hate a show off. For god sakes the last king I dated didn't even wear clothes! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2943 Now,see? And you said the ermine would only make people stare at you. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2944 Suddenly, Gene realizes he forgot to wear his inconspicuous crown. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2945 Are you sure the crown has replaced the official red Trump 2020 hat? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2946 Frank, you can stop gloating about completing the Saturday crossword puzzle. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2947 If it's a Masque of the Red Death reference, you'll be dead by the intersection. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2948 It's laundry day. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2949 NYC: a chessboard in 3D & never ending play except everyone in this game is either King or Queen. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2950 It's good to be the King...right? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2951 I'm kind of digging the new Trump line of men's clothing. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2952 The doctor conceded it fits his diagnostic criteria, Roger. He doesn't want to see your "little prince". 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2953 Harry, maybe moving away from your family to lead a more private life was not a well thought out idea. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2954 I asked you to be memorable, not get crowned king of some freaking country where they mistreat women! 1.2043 0.03265 93 81 9 3
2955 Your Medieval Times triumph doesn’t translate to home, you know. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2956 Your majesty: Unfortunately, with clothes or without, your public recognition is negligible. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2957 Harry, don't you think you should take that off now? 1.2043 0.04602 93 78 12 3
2958 Look, it's a long walk. Can't we just pretend the pedi-cab is a sedan chair? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2959 Just accept it. People like McDonald's better. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2960 I thought for sure we'd get that table. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2961 The actresses of the theater were not what I had anticipated. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2962 But it looked so good in the store. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2963 Sorry, since Brexit we don't exactly have the budget... 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2964 Look, I know I forgot to pack your tanning cream, spanx and high heels, but I think the crown really says it all. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2965 Thanks for wearing that sweetie. It's the only way to avoid the restaurant line. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2966 I dunno if I was quite ready to chuck it all in, Meghan. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2967 Just once, can we go to McDonald's? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2968 I just wish people didn't look at me like I'm some kind of freak. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2969 Do make an effort to be a merry old soul in front of the churls and peasants. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2970 It's 'apres moi, le deluge,' not 'le menu.' 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2971 I guessed that Trump would not like my comments but didn’t think he would confiscated our coach 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2972 Next time, don’t buy a mantle and go to the Archbishop when the dentist says you need a crown. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2973 Do you really have to announce to everyone that you won one argument? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2974 Nobody's going to tell me I'm not king! 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2975 The saying “A man’s home is his castle” doesn’t mean the condo association can’t veto your moat.” 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2976 I told you that you'd get more of a reaction with a MAGA hat. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2977 Remember... you're only a prince. Trump is king... 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2978 Watch yourself around the corner, Meg and Harry are out for a walk-about again. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2979 Centuries ago, Louis, you could have snagged us a good table. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2980 If Trump plans to do it at the national level, I don't see why I have to run again for mayor! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2981 There was no way to know those Argentinian stagehands knew that many English curse words. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2982 Burgers are just burgers honey. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2983 I told you not to order the king crab. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2984 Yes, I'm registered to vote. But, what's the point? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2985 So when I told them I'm not selling a beyond-beef burger, they told me to go take a hike. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2986 Donald Trump and Melania stroking down the street 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2987 Are we the only people here that aren't sketchy? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2988 King of the Road” is a song, not a lifestyle 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2989 I told you that RSVP doesn’t mean Regal Sportswear Very Pressed! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2990 This may not be the best way to avoid the press, Harry. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2991 Being a Crowned Head of Europe just ain't what it used to be. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2992 The doctor says you’re not the Burger King!!!! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2993 Gee, it sure is different here in Canada. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2994 I thought we moved to Canada to blend in. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2995 Mardi Gras was last week -now you just look ridiculous! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2996 Judith instantly regretted telling her boss about the email she’d received regarding his imminent beheading. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2997 Really Earl, red wine? I'll never get that damned spot out. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2998 Who would have thought that Meghan and Harry can’t take a joke? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2999 What pronoun does this come with? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3000 Symbolic or not, I prefer my monarchy in black and white. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3001 Don’t complain to me, you’re the one who wanted to abdicate. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3002 In contrast to their British counterparts Megan and Harry, Lord and Lady Snyder of Denver remain honour-bound to their royal duties. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3003 That's life! That's life. That's what all the people say. You're riding high in April, shot down in May! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3004 Nobody cares about the size of your mattress. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3005 What a croque! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3006 Why is everything always black or white with you? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3007 If you don't want people to notice you, why do you wear red?! 1.2022 0.03973 89 75 12 2
3008 They have such more unique deals on Canadian Ebay 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3009 Only one more block and we'll be in Canada. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3010 Your jewels aren’t what they used to be. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3011 You returned her glass slipper, she took off with your coach and driver...and you STILL want to marry her? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3012 Look, Harry, you told me you didn't mind, but for some reason I'm not sure you were telling the truth. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3013 Who knew they weren't taking applications for Harry and Meghan's replacements?? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3014 I think I left the pyre on. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3015 So you really didn't know a Royal Happy Meal was kidney pie, bangers and mash? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3016 With dress for success I’m aiming for supreme rule. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3017 Thanks to Burger King, you are virtually unrecognizable. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3018 Your highness - your subjects await you for the 7:30 reservation 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3019 ...Well, You’ve got the look down ..but you just need to work on your tweeting.. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3020 Free Whoppers on date night is a new low, Gerald. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3021 Have you considered they might be looking for someone with more than just good leadership skills? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3022 Being King of the Sidewalk turned out less interesting than Edgar and his wife had expected. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3023 Please stop saying, 'Treat me like a regular person.' 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3024 He said, "Hit the road, Jack," not, "Hit the road, King." 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3025 OK, I'll stop calling it a 'constitutional.' 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3026 You're colored, well-endowed and taxpayers give you money for doing nothing. If that doesn't impress my father, I don't know what will. 1.2000 0.05954 90 79 4 7
3027 No one told me the dress code was black and white commoner. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3028 When you said king me I thought you meant checkers 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3029 I think everybody loved our Meghan Markle and Prince Harry costume. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3030 Really, Charles! It shant be long now...surely! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3031 Look your Highness I’m willing to put up with the robe and crown, but I refuse to walk five steps behind you! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3032 Say the word and I can call a Lyft, an Uber or a carriage. 1.1954 0.04721 87 74 10 3
3033 So, Harry, you're hiding in plain sight? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3034 You're Canadian now. You don't have to wear it every day. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3035 Just appease him and bow down when he passes. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3036 Half a crown is still better than multiple Suits! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3037 You know, I used to rule this neighborhood before inclusionary zoning passed. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3038 If I'm honest, I'm a little bit shocked we couldn't get a reservation. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3039 They'll never buy a king with pockets. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3040 Just Watch. A table by the window it shall be. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3041 Do you think they'll know who I am, even without my scepter? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3042 How are you going to tell the Royal Family that you are Bart Simpson's real father? 1.1954 0.03951 87 74 11 2
3043 Wear some clothes, so you'll blend in, you said 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3044 Harry, it’s time you took the crown off. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3045 But Mum said I could still wear the crown. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3046 Please don't treat me any differently. I'm just a normal king. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3047 You're fifteen years old now Jimmy, it's time to give up the cape. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3048 Gentrification has ruined Crown Heights. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3049 I know you were hoping for the golden toilet, but this is not a bad consolation prize. 1.1954 0.01498 87 79 5 3
3050 Ed failed to see the irony of his "An American in Paris" outfit. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3051 You betcha, Gord. No way you'll see Harry and Meghan just wandering down the street. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3052 I command you to blink. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3053 It's not so bad, a lot of kings have been rejected by his people before." 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3054 So your name is King. What if it was Roach? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3055 Did you see that guy back there? What kind of idiot wears a scarf? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3056 I told you this world wasn't ready for Crayola. Look there, most character aren't even fully drawn yet. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3057 I'm sorry they were mean to you at "Hamilton", my lord. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3058 So this is what it feels like to be out of the Royal Family... 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3059 Reality shows look much better on TV. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3060 Don and Melania Trump go for a stroll in New York 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3061 You can do anything you want? Not on a date with me. 1.1954 0.03778 87 76 8 3
3062 It was a little embarrassing. But they were going mattress shopping, and he wanted to make sure they got the right size... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3063 Once more unto the brunch. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3064 This is just an ordinary street. Maybe this is a circumstance that doesn't require any pomp. 1.1954 0.01498 87 74 13 0
3065 You know, I really thought we were about to turn a corner. But it's still all about you. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3066 How come we've got solid bodies unlike all those other people? And the dog. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3067 ...and I knew Burger King, and you're no Burger King. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3068 Wow, that was a weird looking dog. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3069 Was it.. ehm..was it atleast a warm welcome? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3070 Our doppelgangers are dating; I wonder what he sees in her. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3071 I’m disappointed by the lack of whores. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3072 Honey, you're my king, but Halloween is next week. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3073 'I'll try to behave myself, you said' 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3074 I'm stuffed...I need to take a royal dump. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3075 I understand that you feel strongly about this Brad, I just think there are better ways to protest working on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3076 I call it the pack rat. 1.1932 0.01143 88 79 8 1
3077 These days, ordering a burger and fries gets you a paper crown AND a robe. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3078 Neither cab, nor storm, nor twist of ankle can stop the Walk King. Unless you wish to carry me. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3079 Usually, I'm swarmed by paparazzi. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3080 The Burger King is finally handing out robes! 1.1932 0.04384 88 74 12 2
3081 When I see keys to the castle that's when I put on a tiara. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3082 I let you beat me in checkers one time... you're not an actual king:( 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3083 So you weren’t treated like a king, but at least they didn’t sit us by the kitchen. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3084 On this great stage of fools why can we not blend in? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3085 Fred, you can be king of your castle when we get out of the Bronx. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3086 I don't think ordinary people realize what a chore this is for you. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3087 This "make it on your own" thing is overrated.. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3088 OK, so what does a horse eat? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3089 Chin up - at least they let you keep your crown and robe! 1.1932 0.04673 88 75 10 3
3090 I think Burger King gave you quite a nice birthday party. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3091 You know sometimes you can be a royal pain in the ass! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3092 That bitch Queen never even instructed you of walking on the outside? 1.1932 0.03562 88 74 13 1
3093 Did you remember the donation box? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3094 Say 'Hi' to the Flopper King. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3095 Richard, sweetheart, winning the Best Brexit Costume doesn't count much in Paris these days. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3096 I'm glad you didn't trade places with the knight. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3097 I think it's time to abdicate. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3098 I thought my life would be more royal than this. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3099 for me every day is Mardi Gras. And I'm its king. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3100 As she reached for a crayon, Rose realized she would remain sketched in black ink all day. These ladies pants didn’t have pockets. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3101 Do you think going on foot without security sends the right message? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3102 I don't know, Janet. I may file a complaint to HR. Why do I have to watch every jousting match? Just because we don't have kids, doesn't mean I'm always available. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3103 You are King. Command trump to stop tweeting 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3104 Where's the closest 'Color Your World?' 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3105 I thought he just wanted to see the movie. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3106 You are really taking our upcoming chess game seriously, aren't you? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3107 Maybe you should get back on your high horse. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3108 you were so much cooler when you were a jack 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3109 You just have to accept that the U.S. is now a republic. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3110 Being invisible certainly has its upsides 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3111 Oh,before i forget,we need to buy some purple while we are out 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3112 Might thee try being a regular pain in the ass?” 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3113 Last time I ask Harry for advice. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3114 Now you're just being a royal pain. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3115 You're supposed to walk on the outside your Highness. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3116 You left the rest of them playing without a full deck 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3117 Homage to Trump? Actually, I think you looked better in your MAGA cap. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3118 Isn't it enough that you insist I let you walk three steps ahead of me? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3119 Not thinking the crown and robe was enough to get him noticed, George colorized himself to make sure 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3120 That's not helping, Harry. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3121 Being a commoner got you down dear? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3122 How many more blocks before we get to the land of the blind? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3123 I don't think you should take what your analyst said about 'Oedipus' literally. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3124 I told you that it doesn’t matter if your last name is King. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3125 Gee Harry, what did you think Canada was going to be like?! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3126 I never said that you would love it in Canada. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3127 Should we start searching in shoe stores? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3128 “If we’d have stayed in Great Britain, you wouldn’t need to wear your royal clothes in public to get noticed.” 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3129 Harry, you said you were gonna pawn that outfit! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3130 Listen, I'm sorry I called you the king of the jerks. Can you please take that off now? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3131 'The office costume party is not for another two weeks, so enough with you wanting to get into character." 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3132 He regularly undermined his own desire to be one with his people. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3133 You're going to love Canada, Harry, we can be inconspicuous here. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3134 being one of the Royals does not hold much weight around here 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3135 The judge is a Trump guy. No wonder he didn't like it. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3136 Who’s Yul Brynner? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3137 Sometimes I want to go where everybody knows my name. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3138 Greg, stop trying to make Royal Casual a thing. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3139 Have it Your Way or the Highway 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3140 So how does it feel to be the "king of Queens" ? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3141 If you want to rest easy tonight, take off that damn thing. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3142 Yes, I do believe you can be president some day. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3143 Everything I touch turns to gray 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3144 I just don't have the chops to sell margarine anymore. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3145 I like it here in Canada. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3146 We’ll just have to agree to disagree on the meaning of the word ‘trend.’ 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3147 That Was NOT Burger King !! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3148 Up until now I feel like things were always so black and white... 1.1932 0.04673 88 75 10 3
3149 I know the monarchy is on its way out, but I never expected I’d have to buy my own fries at Burger King.” 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3150 I think you should start seeing a stylist. 1.1932 0.01143 88 77 10 1
3151 Maybe we could take off the crown for this sketchy area. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3152 You forgot the rose in your lapel. Now they'll never recognize us! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3153 Heavy lies the head that wears a crown... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3154 Keep calm and hurry along. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3155 When you said you were The Land Lord, I thought you just meant you owned the building. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3156 The meeting at the castle today was rowdy until I threatened them with decapitation. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3157 Well this is rather dramatic, even for a cocain study 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3158 So you had to mortgage your castle to pay for medical bills? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3159 All is not lost, my dear....we can always retreat to Canada.... 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3160 He was only a Prime Minister and he was assassinated. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3161 I know you have a doctorate but there's no shame in waiting tables. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3162 Is this your way of protesting "casual Fridays"? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3163 Now that we’re no longer royals, it’s really surprising how many people don’t recognize us. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3164 How does it feel to be married to a winner, honey? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3165 Monarchy is very in these days. 1.1910 0.04035 89 74 14 1
3166 We didn't want to be senior members of the royal family, but we can still get the senior discount. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3167 Check your privilege, Kyle. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3168 Now be good. No heads on pikes. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3169 Ok, maybe not a carriage, but couldn't you at least have ordered a limo? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3170 It is said, "You never know what"s around the corner" your highness... 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3171 ‘Live Chess’ my arse, dead king walking. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3172 You’ve got to stop calling the neighbors your subjects. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3173 I miss the great food and the camaraderie of the body guards. too. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3174 Honey, I know it's your birthday but people are staring... 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3175 Democracy is so drab. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3176 You can no longer complain about my misuse of the "royal we." 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3177 So we're not Meghan and Harry, granted, but a good social media strategy will still reward us handsomely. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3178 Gary, being fashionably late is an expression." 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3179 That outfit makes you a Royal pain in the ass. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3180 Dress for the apartment you want. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3181 You know that crown is not the most chic ways to cover up your bald spot. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3182 It just doesn't work with those pants. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3183 I just feel so naked, ya know? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3184 The show is called QUEEN for a day. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3185 Maybe it would lie easier if you just took it off at night? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3186 I told you, if we give them the option theyll just use it everytime. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3187 Of course the outfit's nice, but I really keep this job for the health insurance. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3188 Get over it, hats don’t make the man! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3189 ...I know Dear, it surprised me too, that he ACTUALLY is president. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3190 I just wanted to add some color to my life, Claire. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3191 So, Medieval Times said you were overqualified? 1.1905 0.04140 84 70 13 1
3192 Harry, you were supposed to leave all that behind!! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3193 I know they say "dress for the job you want", but... 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3194 Don't you think that people will recognize the crown is from Burger King? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3195 Maybe they'll respect you more if you polish it occasionlly 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3196 you’re the one who insisted on ‘dressing for the job you want, not the job you have.’ 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3197 This was not what I was expecting when your Tinder profile said you lived like a king, Harold. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3198 Don't Worry, we'll be accepted in Canada. Just lose the crown!! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3199 Megan to Harry: What makes you so sure there is a “Former Prince Burger” around the corner? 1.1905 0.01198 84 76 7 1
3200 I'm quite enjoying being king for a day. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3201 I like your self-confidence, but I'm not in the mood to be in the middle of a populist revolution. Would you consider just a coat and tie? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3202 Take off that stupid hat, Mark, you look ridiculous." "It's my birthday, and I'll deify if I want to. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3203 Really? Your Psychiatrist said you are a royal pain? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3204 We're all royalty, love, but only some of us are willing to play the part. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3205 OK, so it's NOT so good to be king. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3206 Somehow we are not blending in. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3207 I don't know. How about we catch a tourney? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3208 Just because you invested in a Burger King franchise does not mean you need to dress like this everyday 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3209 Hon, I know your crown feels too high right now, but just give it another week. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3210 Dear, I think you're too formal 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3211 You add color to my life. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3212 What a king-sized disaster of a party that was... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3213 Hey honey Halloween is over you can take off the crown now. 1.1905 0.01198 84 75 9 0
3214 Do I look like I can afford to live in Brooklyn? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3215 Welcome to "Pleasentville" 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3216 I fear you’ve grown distant. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3217 LeRoy, I told you, when we got to Paris, do NOT be pretentious and pronounce your name "Le Roi!" 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3218 When you said it was a '90s party I thought you meant 1090. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3219 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU BLOCK THE TOP SPOTS AND EFFECTIVELY DELETE GOOD CAPTIONS OF OTHERS BECAUSE YOU ARE MEAN, OR JUST VERY YOUNG. YOU NOW KNOW I CAN DO THIS TO YOU, ALL DAY. YOU CANNOT. I'LL STOP IF YOU ALLOW THE CONTEST TO PROCEED FAIRLY, AS INTENDED 1.1905 0.04783 84 72 9 3
3220 It's bonobos. Not baboons. 1.1905 0.03963 84 72 10 2
3221 Contrary to your expectation, there is nothing else for your birthday! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3222 Busking's a bust. Now what? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3223 There's got to be a burger joint around the corner! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3224 Who needs a castle, anyway? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3225 Need I remind you, you are not king of the castle at someone else's party! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3226 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3227 It turns out there was more passion between them when Dan was a frog. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3228 Did you say something? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3229 Harry is not adjusting well to Megxit. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3230 Hey, how ’bout we all hail a cab! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3231 Stop lying to me, Susan ! How else could our child have been born with two eyes ?! 1.1905 0.03778 84 74 7 3
3232 Don't let it bother you that some people don't know you're the king of Boston. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3233 Please step aside so that traitors, thieves, scoundrels can exit the train. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3234 What else did you loose?? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3235 I bet no other monarchs walked to their coronation ? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3236 I know The Man Who Would Be King is your favorite movie, but do we really have to see it 100 times? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3237 Just be prepared to run into one of those crazy anti-monarchists. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3238 Stanley, cheer up. You can't help it if they are all color blind to your achievements. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3239 Damnit Harry we need to stay on brand -Meghan 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3240 The tourists blended right in. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3241 For the last time, I'm not spending Christmas at your sister's. This isn't a democracy, Judith. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3242 I told you it was business casual. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3243 Stew, just because you won a NY caption contest doesn't make you a king. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3244 I'm telling you, as a fashion statement, the "Trump" look will never catch on! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3245 Sorry, Harry. I thought Canada would be friendlier. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3246 I told you he was a tailor, not a dentist. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3247 A magical kingdom may be waiting around every corner. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3248 Monarchy sure isn’t what it used to be. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3249 It's better than being awarded "Prince of all Jackasses." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3250 I thought the Burger King had shut down? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3251 You’ll never guess who your ex-wife is dating. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3252 I have a spooky feeling that there's about to be a head-on collision ... 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3253 If it causes so many problems, why don't you just quit? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3254 I don't know, Megan. Can Burger King enforce a 'non-compete' clause...? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3255 Dr. Silverman does have a point, Harry. You do have a bit of a superiority complex. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3256 I'm sure someone will notice you're gone, Harry. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3257 You brought the crown to Canada? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3258 Well, it's your day--what do you want to do? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3259 With the crown they don’t ask, “is it really you?” 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3260 I see so you just happened to pull them out of your closet? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3261 Then I asked the mayor to create a new "Kings" borough-seems like it would be the perfect place for me. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3262 They thought I was the mascot at that burger place. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3263 It's easier to blend in in Canada. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3264 Since Harry left, someone has to fill the void. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3265 The red carpet is now reserved for Holliwood. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3266 It's NOT always good to be the king. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3267 A Republican owns this restaurant. You shouldn't have told them who you were 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3268 New York is not really a Mardi Gras town. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3269 I’m telling you Arthur, people will notice!” 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3270 I think we have rats in our little jetpack labyrinth... 1.1829 0.01227 82 75 6 1
3271 How much longer do you have to wear this before you win the bet? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3272 Damn budget cuts! 1.1829 0.04467 82 70 10 2
3273 Veni, Vidi, Starbucks 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3274 Checkmate. 1.1829 0.04467 82 70 10 2
3275 Let’s go get a Whopper. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3276 What he said was - God save us from the King 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3277 I think next time you should just simply ask to use their restroom. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3278 Harry and Megan 2030 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3279 Can we agree that it's time to drop the "King" stuff from the resume? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3280 All right, Fred the Third, you scratch your royal itch and I'll scratch mine. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3281 Freedom 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3282 Yes, Hank, but I doubt his throne is in the bathroom. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3283 As king I can afford colored ink for public appearances. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3284 I’m not sure if “royal casual” is trending. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3285 This ego battle between the two of you is absurd. 1.1829 0.02214 82 70 12 0
3286 You’re rockin’ that crown bigly. Precedently speaking, Napoleon did it too! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3287 It's not your fault - the invitation did say to come dressed as your favorite "Hamilton" character. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3288 My Kingdom for an Uber 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3289 Well, either I'm under-dressed or you're over-dressed. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3290 Forgive me,George, I really do want to be your Queen. 1.1829 0.03526 82 70 11 1
3291 The therapist said "be more assertive," Karen. She didn't say how." 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3292 I want to make sure we get the right size mattress. 1.1829 0.04117 82 69 12 1
3293 This is what I was talking about, Harry. We are JUST Canadians now. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3294 Tell me again how you're not the favorite child. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3295 I preferred your old new clothes. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3296 The crown has got to go. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3297 Do you think we better call the carriage instead of riding the subway? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3298 Father was not impressed when you asked for his blessing to propose to me. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3299 Yes Derek, I know YOU adore "The Crown". But the average Parisienne is not impressed. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3300 I blame the parents. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3301 But you can't throw someone in the dungeon for throwing popcorn in your crown. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3302 Love your new clothes 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3303 Your kingdom for a horseless carriage. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3304 You need to start thinking of yourself as a lifestyle brand. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3305 I tried to tell you, Ron. Royalty is so yesterday. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3306 Get over it,Harry. Your cape & crown aren't fooling anyone. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3307 I think we just got screwed royally. And not in a good way. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3308 Did you really think wearing that outfit and claiming you're Burger King would get you a free meal? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3309 I'm looking at the positive side. Even though you were dethroned, we still have your jewels. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3310 Stop pretending you're Prince Harry wearing royal garb while walking the streets of Toronto. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3311 You're very sweet, Phil, but I still don't feel like a queen. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3312 Downton withdrawal strikes again. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3313 I don't wear the trousers but at least the crown! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3314 If everyone is the king of their castle, what's the point in being king? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3315 Please tell me we’re almost there. As Shakespeare said, “heavy is the head that wears the crown.” 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3316 who knew Uber had "king's ransom" surge charges 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3317 I've a feeling we're not in the land of the blind anymore. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3318 Yes, straight. Again. You’re not a knight. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3319 Madison-Avenue trumpery is coming around the bend. 1.1829 0.03526 82 70 11 1
3320 Being King of the Road feels less cool without a Lamborghini. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3321 You realize "The Emperor's New Clothes" was a metaphor about vanity, right? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3322 Just because leaving the Royal family is the thing didn't mean you had to do it. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3323 You didn't need to make it look like you have hemophilia too - I said that was overkill, David. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3324 No, I don't totally hate it. It's way better than the yellow wig and orange make-up you used to wear. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3325 Sure, we looked older than the other clientele, but the bouncer still should have let us in; after all, you're the King of Clubs. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3326 I was trying to keep a low profile here, Dad. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3327 This more casual approach to ruling is refreshing your majesty. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3328 Really, Fred, I don't think the Queen sends talent scouts to the US. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3329 Sorry, I was checkmated. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3330 Oh honey, yes, you do treat me like a doggone queen! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3331 You expected a cheering crowd? Next time, just wear your "new clothes" 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3332 It's just for one day. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3333 I told you not to hold the Royal Parade on Super Bowl Sunday. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3334 Hank, I think this will help us in our sex therapy session today. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3335 Here come the nuts from Apt. 5... they're still looking for "The Boulevard of Broken Dreams." 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3336 I told you, Harry, you've got to try to fit in. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3337 I know you go to Princeton, but this is still New Jersey. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3338 You sure do dress like a queen, John. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3339 Ya I'm totally with you, fuck the patriarchy... 1.1829 0.06287 82 74 1 7
3340 Incognito trumps royal garb when mingling with the masses. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3341 I agree the marriage counselor shouldn't have laughed when you said the man is the king of his castle. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3342 I just don’t understand why THIS must be your brunch outfit. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3343 I know..., "The King and I "was your favorite broadway musical, however, that ridiculous costume you're wearing will NOT summon the spirit of Yul Brynner for a final reprise! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3344 It was nice of you to lend Franz Ferdinand your car 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3345 So far, your ancestry search is a disappointment! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3346 I hope nothing weird is around the corner!!! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3347 If Harry and Meghan would just call me back, I could warn them about what to expect. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3348 I'm not sure I needed the new crown, but I do trust my dentist. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3349 No, they're not all Learing at you. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3350 Yes that was awkward, but it's so hard to define "business casual." 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3351 If you feel stupid playing the King, Why don't you play the Fool 1.1829 0.04467 82 70 10 2
3352 The Queen wanted me to investigate slumming. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3353 Really? The crown again, Larry? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3354 Justine broke out in a cold sweat as she suddenly remembered she hadn't tipped that fortune teller who promised she'd soon meet her prince charming and live happily ever after if she were generous and wise. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3355 It's just like Windsor. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3356 I have an idea, Harry. You stay home with Archie, while I work here in Vancouver. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3357 OK, Harry. So William and your grandmother didn’t think the costume was funny. No big deal. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3358 I'm beginning to think it's time to get a real job. Even Meghan couldn't pull this off. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3359 Maybe we need a better social media strategy. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3360 No one can pull off a monkey suit like a monkey. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3361 Gentrification complete. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3362 How does that 'Police' song go again? Don't stand next to me or something... 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3363 I love Canada this time of year. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3364 I'm the Burger King baby. Let's go back to my castle and I'll get my special sauce all over your Whoppers. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3365 You’ll get the next one. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3366 Maybe if we got you up on Instagram you’d have a better following. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3367 Next year I am NOT losing fantasy football. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3368 Don't look so disappointed, Ted. I told you the 'King For a Day' coupon from the kids' Father's Day gift only works at home. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3369 A bit overdressed for a Saturday walkabout 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3370 I have a feeling we're not in Oz anymore... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3371 It doesn’t match, Eunice. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3372 Vancouver is nice, Harry, but you're overdressed. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3373 But if I share my wealth other people will get to live in color too. What fun is that? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3374 Sweetie, being a king is not what it use to be. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3375 Don't worry, you will pass a subject! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3376 You know your bad hair day was not that bad 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3377 He was convinced that Mexit made his look retro and ironic. He was wrong on both accounts. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3378 THEY SAY THE WEATHER IS BETTER IN CANADA 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3379 Is this your idea of being inconspicuous? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3380 I thought the salmon was a little dry tonight. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3381 Conspicuous Carl 1.1829 0.02531 82 73 7 2
3382 Harry, I'm sensing that you're having second thoughts about our move to Canada. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3383 Well, it was probably never better than a 50/50 proposition that Harry and Meghan were going to be amused by the outfit. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3384 I’m not sure anyone will trade you a horse for this kingdom. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3385 No--lots of people in Canada recognize you. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3386 Let’s go to Canada and get away from all the pomp. 1.1829 0.04117 82 69 12 1
3387 I used to be the king of THIS street. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3388 This isn't mingling.” 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3389 Roger regretted implicating Sarah in his "Brexit" from brunch. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3390 Look on the bright side, We can always move to Canada." 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3391 Tell the truth, Harry, you really want to go back to England, don't you? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3392 Don't let it go to your head. Everyone receives a crown on their birthday. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3393 I think we're going to have to move back in with Mom, Meghan. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3394 And you're sure you have clothes on this time? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3395 Maybe next time they’ll cast you as Hamilton. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3396 You can ditch the crown; we’re in Canada now. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3397 You might think you're king of the castle now but you're about to turn a corner 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3398 This cartoon really needs a title. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3399 You’re golden, you’re red, and all you do is lie in bed. I think that’s all they know. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3400 Isn’t it enough just singing “King of the Road?” 1.1829 0.03930 82 71 9 2
3401 I think you're laying it on kind of thick about me admitting you were right. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3402 It's not that I don't like being king - it's just that I have to flip all those darn burgers. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3403 The king of Realm Street visits his subjects 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3404 Let me see if I have this straight. You can be a multi-billion-dollar online influencer or-- you can plot to kill your father, your brother and your grandmother. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3405 They still don't pay any attention to me. I even wore clothes! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3406 Huh, it really does taste like a real Whopper! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3407 Megan and Harry attempt a new life of anonymity. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3408 A dress code's a dress code. Deal with it. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3409 Damn Republicans! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3410 Fit" is only a word, but a good cheesesteak is forever 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3411 For the first time, I noticed a disconnect between Jim's inner self and outer self. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3412 So you don’t believe there’s a royal couple just round the corner?! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3413 Harry, I didn't realize that quitting the family meant we had to WALK! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3414 Forget it, Harry. They're not going to keep the bar open past closing hours just because you wear that crown and cape. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3415 Ted....I think it's time to cut back on the Imperial margarine 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3416 Don’t be too hard on yourself: you have every right to speak with an elitist accent. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3417 Harry ,I know the mid life crisis sucks,but wearing that outfit wont help us getting back in the palace 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3418 I do love you, dearest; however, I do recall telling you that consciously uncoupling from the Queen would result in the loss of a few perks... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3419 Please don't call me Chuck in public. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3420 Oh, it's a perfect neighborhood for a castle! But you might just have to be a teeny bit flexible about the moat. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3421 Since Harry, it's just not what it mused to be. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3422 Don't worry honey, you'll always be the Falafel King to me. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3423 What did you expect? I told you, ya can't be King for more than one day! That's the rules! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3424 How come I wasn't invited to the costume party? I could have come as your queen or something. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3425 I know it’s hard to give up living in the palace but you have to get rid of the wardrobe too, Harry. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3426 So Ancestry was wrong. Sheep herding was important to. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3427 It's not funny...I mean I'm your wife. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3428 This porcelain throne better be close... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3429 Harry, time to ditch the crown 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3430 One day, Herb & Nancy took a walk on the wild side. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3431 Now I know why they call it the Impossible Burger, your Majesty. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3432 The Shake Shack's burgers are better anyway! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3433 I never thought you’d get gentrified out of here. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3434 When you said you like royal coverage, I thought you meant something else. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3435 It's just not the same without our advance man. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3436 I guess it does match my coat. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3437 It’s not your clothes, it’s mine. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3438 Meaghan and Harry out on the town. 1.1829 0.03930 82 71 9 2
3439 I didn't realize that in that game you could actually lose your throne! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3440 King Friday, I don't think we're in The Land of Make Believe anymore... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3441 I still think the fedora looked better on you. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3442 Edgar always wore his red cape to Burger King. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3443 I don't know why the Realm of McDonalds declined the recognition. You had a whopper of a case. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3444 Honey, i keep telling you they don't recognize you with your clothes on. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3445 The mantle is fine, but you could have mentioned the crown on Tinder... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3446 Only one more errand to run then we can head home your Majesty. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3447 There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3448 Zero press,zero excitement. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3449 I swear, Jane, now the sun always sets on the British Empire. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3450 Noone knows us here. Let's go back. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3451 Just keep walking. I'm sure they'll think it was the dog... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3452 May I suggest your kingdom for a cab? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3453 I thought you'd agreed to give that part of you up Harry. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3454 Moving to Canada suddenly feels so cliche. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3455 WAIT YOUR TURN TO WEAR THE CROWN, KAREN. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3456 Honey... improv class was over 5 minutes ago! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3457 I should have looked up regicide before agreeing to this. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3458 Trappings matter. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3459 Why did your shrink say you have White male entitlement issues? Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3460 The Impossible Burger King really does work. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
3461 That studio apartment won’t fit our bed. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3462 I’m bummed. Let’s move to Canada. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3463 So he crowned you. Live with it! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3464 Don't worry Harry, we'll find a place that sells fish and chips. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3465 I think you put the 'high' in 'Your Highness'. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3466 You're a local celebrity because you act like a nut in those commercials. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3467 The Mattress King has been fired, long live the Mattress King! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3468 Your outfit royally sucks. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3469 Do you think this qualifies as natural selection? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3470 I'm surprised you had to pay tax for that dinner. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3471 You're being delusional Leo...Mom told you to toss the hat after your 6th birthday not 60th. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3472 Is it working? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3473 Bill realizes his Ancestry.com lineage to King Arthur meant nothing to his Knights of Columbus buddies. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3474 I haven't a feeling Kansas City is in Kansas anymore. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3475 Really, Estelle, I thought my burger should have been just a little more special. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3476 And to think they named a county in New York City after you. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3477 Yeah, it’s more of a Title than anything. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3478 What if they don't want any more royalty in the neighborhood? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3479 Sure doesn't look like Mr. Roger's neighborhood! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3480 I guess everybody DOESN'T know the Wiz! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3481 So what if you like a Big Mac better than Burger King? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3482 How can you lose 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3483 Just because you did the dishes once doesn’t mean you need to dress like that, Gary. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3484 You have to stop expecting royal treatment here in Canada, Harry! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3485 Why do we have to do this ourselves? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3486 No John, not that kind of gentrification. 1.1807 0.01834 83 73 9 1
3487 Now ya tell me. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3488 I was totally prepared to win the Westminster Kennel Club Award, I just didn’t know you needed a dog 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3489 Don't mention Burger King ok? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3490 Harry, I'm pretty sure they'd recognize you anyway. 1.1807 0.04419 83 71 10 2
3491 Honey, we're not quite at incognito yet." 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3492 Looks as if we are the last ones on this pub crawl, me Lady! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3493 A king amongst men. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3494 Are you sure the castle was around here? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3495 So that's what they give you when you register with the Republican party? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3496 I'm sorry. I really thought I'd be able to pull the sword from the storm. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3497 Hal, knock-knock, Halloween has been over for a week. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3498 I didn't realize the common people did so much walking 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3499 When I called earlier they told me they had a food taster... 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3500 Who knew we'd wake up in a cardboard box the day after you quit? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3501 Honey, you’re still a king, I think trump ruins the game too. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3502 Is my Henry VII costume original enough for the Trump rally? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3503 Can't you get your bishop to denounce your marriage to the Queen or have your knight knock her off so we can get on with our relationship? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3504 You can still be King of the co-op. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3505 It was funny when you put "King" on your Facebook profile, but... 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3506 This didn't work in New York, and duh, not in Paris 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3507 So Andrew, I don't know about you... but I'm kinda getting tired of poutine" 1.1807 0.03490 83 71 11 1
3508 Why? You found Baby Jesus in the cake. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3509 Even the dog paid me no mind. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3510 Sorry, honey, Burger King never mentioned an age limit on their themed birthdays. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3511 What happened to the entourage? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3512 OK, I'm keeping a low profile, Harry. You are not. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3513 Cheer up. The guillotine is still out of commission. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3514 Just another normal day in Stupid Eyes Town. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3515 You've been elected mayor, not king! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3516 You won't believe what's around the corner. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3517 Sadly, Prince Harry couldn't quite give up ALL the trappings of royalty.... 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3518 Angela, when does the copyright for ‘Rat Pack’ expire? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3519 That was the most amazing checkers game I’ve ever seen! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3520 Are you SURE I actually have clothes on? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3521 I'm not sure if that's what they mean by 'self-empowerment.' 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3522 I told you - wear a tie, for once. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3523 I'm getting bored being normal. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3524 You'd think these humans would show a little respect to the king of the snail people but they just look at us like we're crazy 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3525 I’ve always wanted to be just one of the crowd, you know? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3526 For the last time, Downton Abbey stays INSIDE the house." 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3527 On animal testing, but I just don’t know what we’re doing anymore 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3528 Don’t fret. There’s always Burger King. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3529 I’m telling you Reginald, being an undercover citizen only works if you commit to the costume change. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3530 We didn’t even get a discount on our drinks. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3531 I told you there is no King of the Sidewalk. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3532 Enjoy! What's around the corner may not be as bright. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3533 Shit, I'm being Royally Boned 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3534 Be sensible, Fred. First you have to start as president. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3535 your ass 1.1772 0.02708 79 69 9 1
3536 Just keep talking, no one will notice! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3537 I don't think "King of Brooklyn" is going to catch on... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3538 Harry, we cannot call ourselves royals anymore! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3539 Honey,Andrew has spotted us,you'll have to take off the crown! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3540 When Mum said I could wear the crown six months a year, I really think she wanted me to do just that. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3541 Since Harry left the monarchy, his need for validation is getting worse & worse. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3542 ...Henry, I am telling you this is not the way to impress my parents 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3543 Canada sucks compared to a palace. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3544 I hate to tell you, but Halloween is over. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3545 It's sad when it's just for a day. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3546 No one in there believed you. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3547 Oh, I get it. You're dressed up as a "royal pain" 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3548 It's been three months since you were deposed Harry, isn't it time to get over it? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3549 If he’s royalty, dose it still count as a walk of shame? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3550 I think I saw a Seinfeld episode about this one 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3551 It's time to rethink your resume 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3552 I know it's hard Harry, but something just lose their meaning outside the gates. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3553 Look, accept that being a monarch just isn't what it used to be. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3554 Actually, my head doesn't feel heavy at all! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3555 Mr. Bloomberg, only Republican royal candidates wear red mantles. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3556 It used to be a royal location now it’s dictated by divine spite. 1.1772 0.04854 79 69 7 3
3557 Geez....You'd think the employee of the month would rate a cab ride. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3558 I'm an idealist with illusions 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3559 I thought the crown made you relatable... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3560 The 'divine left' of kings isn't nearly as glamorous. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3561 Dress for the job you want," they said, but only Burger King seemed to be hiring 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3562 Noah Baumbach’s “The King and I” 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3563 My Queen was Trumped 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3564 Well you said you wouldn't miss the paparazzi. 1.1772 0.03718 79 66 13 0
3565 I knew it was a mistake to buy that coat of arms online. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3566 Harry, dear, I thought we were leaving all that behind us? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3567 Harry, do you think it was ok to leave our baby with your Grandmother? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3568 Honey, you might be taking this promotion a little too seriously. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3569 Yes, I swear they all can see these clothes. Just relax. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3570 Well, I guess Canada is off the list. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3571 You really need to stop being so needy of recognition for getting your first royalty check for the book.“ 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3572 It's not helping my self-esteem. Quite the contrary actually. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3573 I know I said I didn’t want the royal duties, but I thought we’d still get some royal dues. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3574 Hyperthyroidism ran deep in the royal gene pool. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3575 Word is they're both upset because they're not going to be featured in Season 4 of The Crown. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3576 Don't they realize you're the Karaoke King? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3577 Excuse me, are you on your way to the MAGA rally? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3578 Now try your best to fit in Megan! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3579 He not only peed on the King. He peed on the Monarchy. 1.1772 0.04132 79 67 11 1
3580 I don't think the phone booth was a time machine, Bob. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3581 Remember when there were trees and grass? 1.1772 0.04854 79 69 7 3
3582 I know you’re not talking to me right now but I wanted you to know I think your outfit is a little too LOUD if you know what I mean... 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3583 Honey, people don’t actually dress like royalty in Queens. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3584 Maybe instead of the crown you can try a MEGA hat? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3585 Thirty years later, being a prince with no official duties had become commonplace 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3586 Harry, I think we'd have better luck blending in 'somewhere in Canada' if you'd ditch the crown 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3587 Maybe Canada would still have you? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3588 So you fuck on the first date? 1.1772 0.03718 79 71 5 3
3589 Why did we move to Canada? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3590 I told you they wouldn’t seat you without a sport coat and tie. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3591 Ann wonders if she should have married a commoner. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3592 Why? The French waiter saw your name, Roy, on your credit card and thought you were a king. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3593 It feels like you’re putting up walls again. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3594 I guess it's true,you are not "THE" burger king of Lisbon. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3595 I forgot I'm still wearing my weekend crown. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3596 You need a dog; kings with a dog have more followers. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3597 I decided the emperor’s old clothes would be better for lunch with Al and Jane. They’re not into flashy. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3598 I TOLD you that it wasn't worth going to a cut-rate dentist for a crown, but no, you just wouldn't listen! 1.1772 0.04132 79 67 11 1
3599 Something about your walk doesn’t let you pass as a commoner! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3600 It's sad to see this neighborhood gentrify. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3601 Outside the castle, the royal couple appeared like refugees from Burger King ... From [Harry & Meghan Go Canadian] 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3602 get over it! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3603 ... and around the corner is where my forefathers used to kick the hell out of yours 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3604 Don’t wander off. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3605 Just because you're the Burger King doesn't make me the Dairy Queen. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3606 I don't think people care that you are 100th in line for the throne. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3607 Why am I wearing color in a black and white cartoon? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3608 Is the coat new? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3609 Do you really think it's a good idea to enter the democratic primary? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3610 You can afford that crown, but you can't afford a bottle of Santal 33. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3611 Well, they guillotined the last king. Maybe try a MAGA hat. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3612 How can this new position not come with a company car? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3613 so we hanging this break or wha ? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3614 Boy that burger was good 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3615 you really put the king in walking 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3616 Oh why? I hate "hat Fridays." 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3617 Im sure I left that sceptre somewhere around here 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3618 Don't fret, birthday boy. Next year we'll remember your ID to prove you deserve to build your own free omelette. 1.1772 0.04507 79 68 9 2
3619 Damn it, William, if they can be common, we shall be royally common. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3620 I miss the parades more than I thought when I resigned. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3621 At least you have you're clothes 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3622 I do want to be independent from my family. It's just so hard to give up the outfit. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3623 you could save face and order your groceries online. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3624 It was on this historic day that Ralph Wingleberry abdicated his throne as the Mattress King of Ohio to live with the love of his life, Julie Richards, heiress of the Sofa Sleeper Empire 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3625 Well finally now you can run for President 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3626 Yes, unbelievably, it’s all true. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3627 Well, I was impressed. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3628 Occupy Wall Street is so turn of the century. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3629 ...but sweetheart, you were Ozymandias in a FORMER life! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3630 All I said was it is possible 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3631 You wanted to leave also. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3632 The King of Midtown 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3633 Being "The Wiz" just doesn't open doors for me anymore 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3634 I hope your Grannie likes me 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3635 What's for dinner tonight, Burger King or Dairy Queen? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3636 I didn't signup for this 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3637 Honey where's my Evian 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3638 Be prepared to bow! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3639 Donald, you're not king yet! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3640 My kingdom for a latte. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3641 Forget directions. I miss the jester the most now 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3642 Well, what did you think 'king for a day' would be like? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3643 Carbon footprint my ass. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3644 To dream the impossible burger. This is my quest. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3645 The invite said that the dress code was casual, but I am sure that you will blend right in! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3646 I'm just saying, own it; walk like the King you are! 1.1772 0.04684 79 71 4 4
3647 I can accept the get-up but I'm not having one of those plant burgers "Alright, I'll go with you but I'm not having one of those plant burgers!" 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3648 Let’s call Harry and Megan and see what there doing 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3649 Who’d have thought a king could be impeached? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3650 Honey, it was just Burger King. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3651 Ah, sire, must you flaunt it? Most guests are dressing up at the Club. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3652 We are not going to blend in with the hoi polloi here in Canada if you insist on wearing your remnants of the monarchy, are we? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3653 Buy a baseball cap, you'll be happier 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3654 Don't worry Meghan, I'm sure we'll find some subjects here in Vancouver somewhere .... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3655 Damn it Linda, the invitation said "Dress to Impress". 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3656 How was I to know the sword was malware? 1.1772 0.04854 79 69 7 3
3657 You know , Donald, some day you're going to grow up and you might want to be President instead. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3658 I know you have your heart set on a monarchy, but my thinking is maybe a sort of democracy, maybe with a bit of socialism sprinkled on top 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3659 Stay the course. Soon, you will turn the corner. 1.1772 0.03493 79 68 10 1
3660 Uber needs a royal carriage sevice.This walking thing is exhausting! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3661 Just once Id like to go out without you being "on call"! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3662 I hear that there is an opening for a prince fifth in line for the newly Brexited Britain. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3663 It’s February! How long is this fantasy football champion thing going to last? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3664 The Exploratory Committee has given me the green light if Bloomberg doesn't win Florida. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3665 I love you, of course, but maybe I didn't fully think through that whole abdication thing. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3666 I just figured the royal treatment would be less embarrassing. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3667 After you made us give it all up I will be the Duchess of so-so-sex 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3668 Harry and Megan were finding it hard to adjust to life after Megxit 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3669 Let’s go to walmart 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3670 If anyone asks, you’re the Queen of England. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3671 When they called you a royal nuisance, you needn't have taken it so seriously. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3672 Stop moping Harry. I told you the Canadians aren't into the grandeur. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3673 Heavy is the head of the slumlord that wears the crown, dear. 1.1772 0.02708 79 69 9 1
3674 I just wish you would stop looking for a throne! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3675 My resume is perfect—why will no one recognize me as their true king? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3676 I dunno, this whole ‘I’d like to step back thing may not be going as planned.’ 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3677 I’m sure they can replace your zircon. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3678 I’m definitely going back to my MAGA hat 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3679 I'm glad you're not holding my hand before we get to court. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3680 Not again George 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3681 Just remember the guy who said, “L’État c’est Moi.” and it wasn’t pretty. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3682 You know, this place makes me wonder... Which would be worse, to live as a monster or die as a good man?” She looked on as he walked this path for the last time 1.1772 0.04324 79 70 6 3
3683 So you're gonna go duke it out? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3684 Lunch with your Mom diminishes me. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3685 I don’t think Elizabeth cares what you wear in Canada, Harry! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3686 Don't worry it happens sometimes 1.1772 0.04507 79 68 9 2
3687 Not appropriate for our 25th reunion, Mr. Homecoming King. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3688 That's the last time I play checkers with a genie. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3689 I thought you said the train would take us to Queens. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3690 I agree, Brexit is a good excuse to start dressing again. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3691 Even with the crown and ermine robe, you're still 137th in line for the throne. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3692 This is not helping us blend in with Candians, Harry. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3693 Harry, honey... 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3694 Sally and Bob didn’t know which was more shocking—that those old TV ads were true or that the restaurant used margarine instead of butter. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3695 If you think my family was intense, wait ‘til you meet my proctologist. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3696 They cancelled my Uber account. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3697 Quit greeting every stranger as 'my loyal subject.' Some are disloyal. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3698 He says it is 2020 and can’t be bothered doing it old school. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3699 Don't feel bad, here they don't distinguish a king from a jester. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3700 Of course everyone knows you...the undercover boss wears a disguise. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3701 I really don't think this is going to impress my parents. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3702 Honey, where's your crown? I thought we were both dressing up on our visit to Queens. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3703 I am sorry Monsieur Jacques, I doubt if a Yellow Crown Movement is the answer 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3704 Look at it this way, I didn't get to play queen. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3705 No matter, you're still taking out the garbage. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3706 What did you expect? You call that incognito? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3707 I'm was just saying, it would be nice if you put in some effort. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3708 Harry and Meghan had the right idea... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3709 Megan: "Might as well take those off Henry they don't have royalty 2 for 1 specials here" 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3710 I guess Banana Republic is not the store for you. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3711 Stop complaining. At least you got to be king for the day. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3712 Please hold on, Your Royal sugar-daddyo' I left my homework at 'The Inn-cognito' 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3713 Your highness, since Brexit, no one cares about your crown 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3714 I don’t know Karen, why be king when you can be just as tyrannous being president? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3715 No, Your Highness, I think he said "Uranus". 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3716 Yes, Your Majesty. You look very natural. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3717 I wish you'd find a less ostentatious prop to mask our penury, Winthrope. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3718 Yeah well, The Kingdom is not what it use to be... 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3719 Now, your majesty, do you believe me that even a king needs a reservation for a Michelin star? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3720 the Greatest substitute for your toupee!” 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3721 I think it was your tone when you said, ‘Hear ye, hear ye...’ 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3722 Jim,you look like a tourist. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3723 And then I told him, I am in charge! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3724 Perhaps I should book in some regular 'me-time' for you, your highness. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3725 Dinner at Burger King again 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3726 So mayor, is this where all of our tax money goes into? 1.1750 0.04798 80 70 7 3
3727 Isn't there a pawn shop on near 6th on 47th? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3728 Well I think Vancouver sucks. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3729 I told you the waiter would still make us pay. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3730 Honey we saw Hamilton three weeks ago. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3731 It's not so bad.....we'll find another kingdom 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3732 Why didn't I bring my beret? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3733 Maybe if you left a tip last time we would have got a seat! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3734 You're lucky that you could still keep the crown. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3735 2048 - The Royal Family walks the streets of London 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3736 Don't worry Andrew, Burger King will serve you. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3737 Really, Harry? Is this why we moved to Canada? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3738 But Burger King was my last shot 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3739 I warned you. If you win the dart crown again, you'll be a target. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3740 I am sure I left my kingdom around here somewhere 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3741 Argh! I hope no one recognizes us. This is so pedestrian! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3742 Well Donald, ANYTHING is possible.... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3743 Phil, we just left Olive Garden, not a five-star restaurant 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3744 Let's go to Timmies real quick and grab us a box of Timbits 1.1750 0.04456 80 69 9 2
3745 You can't wear that outfit in Canada. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3746 Meghan, trust me, they won't know it's us. 1.1750 0.04456 80 69 9 2
3747 I can't believe they wouldn't wave the jacket and tie requirement! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3748 What really gets to Harold, after all these years, is that, had he known they were going to use non-dissolvable super glue, he would’ve chosen Superman. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3749 Harry, please take off that stupid crown and cape. We’re not in Canada. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3750 Trust me, sweetie, you’re going to love Canada. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3751 The “King” of Wilson Ave enjoys a stroll, with his lone reveler. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3752 Don't you think you're a bit overdressed? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3753 Well, the commons votes we eat Italian. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3754 I knew once I left the throne that I would never look back. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3755 Being a royal pain does not entitle you any trappings. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3756 King to GF before renouncing the throne: "We'll always be treated royally by our subjects. They love us." 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3757 I can't believe you left your scepter at the restaurant, again. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3758 I thought it would be easier to blend in in Canada. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3759 I hope you have the same confidence as a mediocre white man. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3760 Look, Harry, you can’t be a Prince Ordinary Person. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3761 It's not easy for anyone! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3762 Harold we must be in the right neighborhood! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3763 Local color. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3764 That's when I realized - things are never black and white with him. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3765 Harry and Meghan in middle age. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3766 I just don't know how you're going to win the monochromatic vote with this image. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3767 'Dress for the job you want' has always been my motto. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3768 I also thought they said "red carpet" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3769 Humble folk don't wear pockets! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3770 Robe or not, it still looks like a birthday cake. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3771 A man's home is his castle?," it's just a figure of speech 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3772 Remember, all the world's a stage. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3773 Don't be silly. Everyone's going to love your new new clothes. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3774 You see, Greg? I told you the Ren Faire was next week! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3775 Maybe now the therapist will see who wears the pants in this relationship 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3776 I told you not to use that "king of the road" line.... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3777 C'mon Harry get over it. Besides, never really looked that much like him anyway. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3778 Him: we need to makes sure less immigrants come in Her: Fewer Him: Don’t call me that in public! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3779 By me, you are a king, but by kings you are just a guy wearing a crown. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3780 That throne was pretty but it won't fit through the Oval Office door" 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3781 I told you not to bring your couture handbag, I wanted to mingle among the commoners discreetly. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3782 Is the employee of the month parking spot is still on the table. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3783 Being King just isn't what it used to be. 1.1711 0.03924 76 67 7 2
3784 Didn't Queen Mum say not to wear that out anymore? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3785 I used to be "King of The Road"...now I'm "King of The Sidewalk". 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3786 Proof that Karen wasn't exaggerating when she said her husband is a royal pain. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3787 You're gonna get some looks hangin' with the sausage king of Freemont, babe. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3788 Who wants to sell mattresses anyway? You could always try Dairy Queen. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3789 That crown and cape really brings out the color in this cartoon 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3790 I told you they wouldn't have wine at Medieval Times. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3791 Trust me... no ones going to confuse you with Prince Harry. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3792 Ditch the crown and I'll buy you lunch. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3793 I know they say dress for the job you want Randy, but it's an interview at Burger King. 1.1711 0.04545 76 66 8 2
3794 So now that we've got financial independence from the Queen, the best you can do is the Burger King? 1.1711 0.04545 76 66 8 2
3795 Cheer up honey… The Burger King is only closed for renovations 1.1711 0.01325 76 68 7 1
3796 It's just so ironic that Medieval Times was closed because of a rodent issue. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3797 The only thing I didn’t want to give up was the Royal car service! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3798 Don,t worry Harry,I,ll get you an acting job. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3799 So now it's just ... 'Vive Roy'? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3800 I was assured that it was a place for single queens. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3801 I told you the thrift store wouldn't have an outfit for the funeral 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3802 If you’re tired, I know a little bed and Brexit nearby. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3803 Three hours left, after winning KING FOR A DAY, and he can't even find a jester or annex Alberta. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3804 I heard about the vacancy in the British Royal family. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3805 If you're really serious about Frexit, you need to ditch the crown, Fred. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3806 No, she's fit for a king and I'm fit to be tied. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3807 Well it worked in Hamilton. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3808 I’m not your mother. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3809 ``You're from Indiana.'' 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3810 Now that was a meal fit for a king! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3811 I just don’t feel safe in that self drawn carriage. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3812 It says in ‘The Book’ that the next step will be to start feeling like a king! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3813 Maybe not having a moat makes life easier? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3814 Get over it, Harry, we're no longer Royal! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3815 My kingdom for a rideshare. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3816 I can't blink 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3817 Your vassals seem to ignore you,milord. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3818 When we decided to move to Canada, I thought we were going to be low profile, Harry....The crown and cape aren't exactly sending that message, do you think? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3819 Believe me you’re going to love living in Saskatchewan. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3820 You were a pretender to the throne, it didn't work out, try another country if you insist. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3821 Look Harry, I know things have been tough at work, but don't get your knickers tangled because someone called your scepter a crook. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3822 I'm sorry, I really thought Kingdom Come would be a royal-themed bar... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3823 At least you only got fired. It could have been much worse. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3824 Jim, I swear you’re the most colorful guy I know. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3825 Toto, we’re not in England anymore! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3826 I'm fine with it as long as you don't try the Emperor's new clothes. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3827 I have never been impeached 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3828 Don't be so upset. The kids have flown the palace - it's time to get a dog! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3829 Grandmother didn’t check my carryon bag. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3830 I told you they aren't holding auditions for another Duke of Sussex. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3831 King schming. Where's the damn limo! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3832 Honey, I will stop taking you to burger king if you keep this up 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3833 Glen chose to embrace his 0.1% royal lineage from his online DNA test. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3834 Oh, you'll get your pomp back, Harold. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3835 Well, look at it this way...you were turned down for the lead in the play...not the presidency. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3836 you'll always be a King in my eyes 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3837 Greatness seemed wasted on Frank. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3838 I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. Getting kicked out of "Medieval Times. “Bow before me my loyal subjects!” He says 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3839 Your head is on fire. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3840 Yeah, the hat thing is over but the cape might work. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3841 Ugh, just take it off, it's not like you're a Duke anymore. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3842 This time, the emporer's new clothes are a little better, but not much. 1.1711 0.04141 76 65 10 1
3843 She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3844 I told you before we left it would be heavy. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3845 I asked for dinner and a show, not fried chicken legs and jousting knights. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3846 I'm happy to be your queen in spite of it all, Chester. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3847 I promised you could keep a small vestige of your past, Harry, but this is ridiculous! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3848 Grandma says that the crown has to be returned by Monday. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3849 This King thing will only get you into trouble. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3850 Mardi Gras will soon end, but until then I am King of my own carnival! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3851 I know "kingognito" is a funny portmanteau, but it's a doomed concept. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3852 All I remember is wishing I had a little color in my life. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3853 Harry, it’s an election year. Maybe we should just apologize and go home. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3854 Nice touch, but Trump's crown is bigger. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3855 Bürger King 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3856 I’m just saying, if you want to be treated like a regular guy, you might consider leaving the crown at home. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3857 I thought we agreed to leave the foreplay in the apartment, Barry. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3858 Yeah Ratatouille is a generation defining Pixar movie. That rat fucking slaps. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3859 I knew that Duke Of Sussex classified ad was too good to be true. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3860 You gave up the damn title. Of course, they were going to just swoop in and leave you with clothes on you back. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3861 Well, if not pizza shop, maybe you could open a hamburger restaurant. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3862 But you don't rule an empire or have any subjects. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3863 She's wrong - I'm not a widow and I've never had a baby. Have you considered switching to a psychic in Brooklyn? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3864 If you ask me, the gentrification problem is officially out of control. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3865 I suppose you want to go to Burger King again. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3866 I didn't realize they had already crowned the President! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3867 I'm sorry, but just because it worked for Eddy Murphy doesn't mean that coming to America will get you a girl friend. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3868 The invitation said "dress rehearsal for a dream wedding". They're theater people! Why can't I be a king in my dream? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3869 They've been the King & Queen of Bernie Sanders supporters, but unlike HIM, they're still living in poverty. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3870 I told you the royals weren't looking for someone to take Harry's place... but you just HAD to insist buying the crown was an investment. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3871 I guess there's just no room for kings in Queens. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3872 I don't know why, but I'm in the mood for a burger. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3873 I thought your Burger King party went quite well. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3874 I know, right? They didn't treat us like Will and Kate. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3875 The French are snobs, Ron. I don't think they can appreciate a contemporary American fashion statement. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3876 Uneasy lie the pants that wear no belt. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3877 Your royal prerogative doesn't entitle you to pet every dog. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3878 ‘I remember when it was good to be king.’ ‘Yes, dear. Entitlement ain’t what it used to be.’ 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3879 Bernard, I know you love Paris, but people here don't really care that you're a 3nd cousin, 12th removed from Louis IV. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3880 I told you... they've never heard of Halloween over here and now you look like an idiot. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3881 Maybe it was the wrong outfit to wear running for the school board candidates debate. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3882 Everyone looks at me like I've got the corona virus or something. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3883 I told you, not everyone gets a crown, only the special ones. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3884 I'm not sure that "The Great Canadian Baking Show" is what I had in mind for date night. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3885 Let it go, Harry. Nobody bends a knee in New York. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3886 People like it better when we use the royal coach. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3887 Just whistle while you work 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3888 I think people will still recognize you without the regalia, Harry... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3889 You can't spell "gentrification" let alone pull it off by yourself. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3890 OK, Let's go to Burger King then... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3891 No, you didn't make me cum. I was faking it. Sure you want to keep wearing that crown, king? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3892 ...Perhaps a 1 bedroom might better fit your budget... 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3893 Jesus Christ, Ted, you ate my pussy once and correctly used our friend’s preferred gender pronouns, you can’t just proclaim yourself King Of The Male Allies. 1.1711 0.05261 76 68 4 4
3894 Just call me ‘Harry’ more often next time. I think the other bartender is a little more gullible. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3895 Steven, your going to get mugged. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3896 Our fairy tale starts somewhere in the middle and is neither a beginning or an ending.... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3897 I told you, Cosplay just is not that cool anymore." 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3898 SO Clearly he isnt vegan 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3899 I'm not the tiara type, Frank. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3900 "Wanna catch a beheading before dinner?" 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3901 Did I overdo it? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3902 So apparently 'costume' in French is a false friend. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3903 Forget the Burger King franchise idea--this is the Principality of Monaco. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3904 We must have taken a wrong turn. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3905 I love you, Dave, but sometimes you can be a royal pain in the buttocks. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3906 Apartment hunting is a royal pain! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3907 True, you don't look American, but a Canada pin would be simpler. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3908 Oh yeah and your outfit totally doesn’t scream ‘I was in Suits’ 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3909 Once again, remind me of all the benefits of being a king in the 21st century. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3910 I’s okay, Harry, you can wear it in Hollywood 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3911 I still think we’ll need a reservation, Paul. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3912 Henry the Eighth! Hah! More like Ethelred the Unready 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3913 I’ll ask again... when do I get my crown? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3914 You are the last hope in this dull world. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3915 So that's what they meant when they said the dress code was "The Emperor's New Clothes." 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3916 Most people think I am not the King, but going to a cosplay convention. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3917 Don’t be discouraged, dear. You can try to win the “King of the Cyclopses” award again next year. 1.1688 0.05963 77 69 3 5
3918 No matter how hard you try, you can't get the "Royal Treatment" by pretending to be King. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3919 Walking, talking, looking. Yes, you probably ARE the gerund king. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3920 This might be over the top for your ‘The King And I’ audition” 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3921 Yes, as soon as we sell this place we can move from Queens to Kings County. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3922 Who knew it was a Bring Your Own Throne party? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3923 Oh when will I get a chance? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3924 At an early age, I self-identified as royalty. But no-one took me seriously until I granted my first royal pardon. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3925 How long do you think it will take for my brother to croak? 1.1688 0.04093 77 66 10 1
3926 If you want to stop being the king you have to return the crown. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3927 what a royal pain in the ass you are! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3928 Darling...No more HRH is going to mean a new hat and coat. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3929 If everyone is a king, no one is. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3930 Have it your way, I won't invite the McDonalds over for dinner. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3931 It was the last time Lori & Garry ordered a butter substitute with their meal. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3932 So much for your foolproof plan to get free food at Burger King. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3933 Harry, are you SURE you’re ready to give up your claim to the crown? Everyone in Canada is staring at us! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3934 I won't play Queen to your King because you're NOT A KING! I told you that before. Besides, I left my fake crown at home. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3935 It's a toss-up as to whether "King of the Streets" means more or less after gentrification. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3936 Don't be negative. So now we'll have to add "Royal Duties" when we interview. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3937 If you're going to wear that stuff in this neighborhood you should bring the scepter too. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3938 You're still my prince charming." 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3939 I’ve had enough of this ‘l’État c’est moi’ crap, Richard! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3940 Harry, stop wearing that, people are staring! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3941 Just so you know, Harold, it’s only for a day. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3942 So you've been deposed! You can flip burgers anywhere, Ralph." 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3943 Frankly, you look like a royal loser. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3944 Take your hands out of your pockets so the'll notice you more. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3945 My crown, robe and I just want to live a normal life. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3946 Yes, technically you are treating me like a queen 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3947 Your Highness, isn't it time to put Game of Thrones behind us 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3948 I’m sure we’ll find the dog soon. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3949 Jeez, I told you Ralph, royalty eats free on FRIDAYS. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3950 I wish your Royal Highness would call a carriage. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3951 Just take off the robe and crown, dear, you're not in a mattress commercial. 1.1688 0.04491 77 67 8 2
3952 - " Modern royalty sucks... for the queen!" 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3953 How do you feel about stopping at a hat shop? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3954 'I really don't care about the dress code, so let's stick together. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3955 Tell me one more time you're 'King of the Road' and you'll be hitting the road! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3956 The monarchs are about to flutter-by. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3957 You can't expect subjects to know that royalty is observing 'dress-down-crown Fridays'. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3958 You know D, you might get some positive attention if you dedicated a library. 1.1688 0.02189 77 70 5 2
3959 Get a load of these guys up ahead 1.1688 0.01307 77 69 7 1
3960 I love mingling with my subjects" 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3961 Harry & Meghan 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3962 Now that we are in post-Brexit I think the Nigerian tribal chief will work better with the French, don’t you Harold? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3963 Just because we came to England it’s not going to make a difference 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3964 Plus, North Americans know which side of the road to drive on. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3965 Are you sure the palace is just around the corner? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3966 But first, we need to work on our branding. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3967 hun, the royal palace tour is tomorrow. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3968 Am I out of touch? $100,000 a month for a 26 bedroom apartment? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3969 I understand you're the eighth Henry in the family, Hank, but don't you think this is a bit much? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3970 Winning that cartoon caption contest is really getting to your ego 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3971 I still don't think they will know who you are. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3972 I told you, I saw it on LinkedIn. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3973 You know, you look ridiculous wearing color 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3974 Look, Andrew. This is Canada. ... Just get in line like everybody else. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3975 I'm all for re-living your childhood, but we don't have to re-enact the time you went to Timmy's royal themed birthday. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3976 No, I'm not literally a princess. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3977 Maybe instead of hoping that God will ordain you as the next President, we should just vote for Mike Bloomberg. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3978 I can help you get your resume and cover letter together, but after that you're on your own. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3979 Clothes don't make the man, Ronald. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3980 Not as easy as Harry and Meaghan make it look, huh? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3981 I have thousands of Instagram followers, you know... 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3982 Yes, My horse is parked just around the corner 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3983 I'm telling you, you're going to be recognized... 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3984 I don't really like this place, Janet. Everybody here is a little weird. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3985 I hope you're right about not being recognized in Vancouver. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3986 You know, democracy can go suck an egg. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3987 What in the world made you think you could compete with Naked Cowboy, for god's sake! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3988 You just had to order a burger, didn't you? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3989 Hey, we can always find a new place to live. At least they didn't chop our heads off! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3990 Honey,I think we should stop going on these (r)egalitarian adventures! 1.1688 0.04093 77 66 10 1
3991 Dressing for the job I want is what you told me to do! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3992 The office manager who let the cyan run out has been beheaded, Your Majesty. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3993 Sure, it's always GOOD to be the king, but why can't it just once be GREAT? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3994 [The lady on the right]: “…psst, just a heads up - there’s a king around the corner”. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3995 Do you think that Archie’s parents felt overdressed and 1.1688 0.04491 77 67 8 2
3996 Comic con was on 15th street, not 15th century. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3997 Prince harry can quit the royal family but you can’t just take his place 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3998 Now that I’m king, what do you wanna do now? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3999 Are you sure I look good? I just want to make sure I look my best in case someone else asks me what I’m wearing. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4000 Restaurant #237: Still won't let me in 1.1688 0.03879 77 68 7 2
4001 Just remember honey, it’s only checkers. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4002 No, I don't think anyone can tell you're highness. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4003 You may want to take the gold crown off. This town looks a little sketchy. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4004 Love that Imperial Margarine! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4005 Aren't you taking your fantasy football victory a bit too far? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4006 King: How many shades of gray do you see honey? Her: 50. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4007 Think of my working at Medieval Times as us expanding our brand. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4008 Nah, the crown makes us look more like Edward & Wallace, not Harry & Meghan. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4009 When did she stop feeling like I do? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4010 Frank, just because 23andMe said you were 1/64 related to the British Royals, doesn't mean you should wear a crown 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4011 King of the robe. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4012 I know you had a good time at Burger King, but did you really need to wear the entire outfit all the way home? People are staring. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4013 Yes, but I get to wear them once we cross from Bushwick into Ridgewood. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4014 I guess we’re only gonna be drivin’ a Cadillac in our dreams. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4015 Alas, Crown wearing can not protect you from Coronavirus. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4016 I am so sorry that this hereditary kingship did not work out for you. On the bright side, Dad is out of jail in two years. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4017 I feel serfing the internet is beneath me. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4018 We got rid of the British a long time ago for a reason, Greg 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4019 I don’t understand what went wrong, “everything was perfect”! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4020 Google Maps Fail 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4021 Color can be costly, my liege. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4022 I knew that Oscars after party was a mistake. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4023 Love isn't always black and white, Meghan. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4024 I heardVancouver Island is beautiful this time of year. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4025 Now that others are foregoing royalty, perhaps it's time to go casual Friday every day? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4026 If they only knew how annoying it was to separate the wash 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4027 And sometimes the rich are not so different. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4028 I thought this was Queens. I should be wearing the crown. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4029 Let’s forget about the whole thing and move to Vancouver 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4030 I told you it was a long shot. The only king in this country is named Donald. 1.1688 0.04857 77 68 6 3
4031 Montreal is Canada, too. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4032 I decided to dress the part you always call me--a royal pain. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4033 They also took away all of my delivery apps. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4034 His Royal Shyness. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4035 Congratulations on the blue checkmark. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4036 Did they have to name their restaurant Burger King? It's really diminished respect for royalty. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4037 No, I don't know the rules of how to castle. 1.1688 0.04093 77 66 10 1
4038 Unsettling it is, this "Royal/community outreach policy" 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4039 After an exceptionally mundane dinner, Alice was skeptical whether Cole was indeed the “MERRY OLD SOUL!!!!” that he touted in his Tinder bio. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4040 'You have royal blood babe, we can do whatever we want." 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4041 I was willing to play along with the whole king of the castle thing but this?...... 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4042 We take a left up here Cindy.” “You’re using the royal we I hope 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4043 BREXIT! I didnt realize it would affect the summer residence. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4044 The King of Nothing isn't a royal title. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4045 Your Trump costume is embarrassing, Halloween is 8 months away. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4046 Why did I think this would make it any less awkward? 1.1667 0.04046 78 67 10 1
4047 Cheer up Sire. Someone is certain to recognize you. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4048 Not what it used to be 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4049 Dethroned, enthroned, throned, it doesn't matter. I still like your outfit. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4050 Sometimes I feel I could be walking the street naked and nobody would notice. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4051 I warned you you should Google `royal bearing.' 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4052 Harry I was hoping you would try to fit in better when we moved to Canada. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4053 Maybe I should have learned to use Uber before I abdicated. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4054 They didn't tell me they were going to use a real crown, Donald. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4055 I don’t get it...it worked for Megan and Harry” 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4056 Honey! You’re still my king 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4057 How on earth did the queen find out we were seeing each other? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4058 To be honest, I’m getting tired of burgers 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4059 Nowadays, Your Highness, people think you're just some cad who works at the local coffee shop. 1.1667 0.05890 78 70 3 5
4060 The invitation stated velvet tie... 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4061 You'll still have to create your own sect of Christianity to divorce me honey. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4062 I thought the crown might help move my Canadian citizenship app along. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4063 Please don't go lording it over everyone again. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4064 Just when you and your brother were starting to get along...you had to go rub it in his face. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4065 You know that new trump hat doesn't really make you a king, right? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4066 Trust me the restaurant doesn't take reservations this will work. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4067 Where’s the royalty loyalty with these back stabbing peasants? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4068 I just feel like you're calling too much attention to the gentrification. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4069 Don't be discouraged, I just know the next hat will be doffed. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4070 I' m voting for Trump and then I wake up and then I can't enjoy breakfast at all the way I could before America became great against all oddities. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4071 I hope you’re happy now! If we were back home, we’d be riding in our own horse drawn carriage! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4072 If it's such a burden, why not just acknowledge the democracy and be done with it? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4073 What did you expect. There were at least a dozen other kings at Chessapaloosa. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4074 Honey, you know the burger king toys are meant just for the kids. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4075 He doesnt really need the helmet at that altitude 1.1646 0.04000 79 68 10 1
4076 Mouse No. 007 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4077 That must be some good cheese. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4078 Elon cannot be serious about this... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4079 Abhh...the power of cheese! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4080 Maybe we shouldn’t have added the jet 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4081 After the dizzying highs of meeting her prince charming, Dolores wondered if she had made the right decision… 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4082 Your lot in life is to have a lot. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4083 Your Highness, not everything is so black and white! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4084 You are not even sixtieth in line. Take that thing off." "Well, you're no Meghan Markle 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4085 So I say: if you’re royal, be royal. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4086 Step number seven is asking forgiveness to those you discriminated 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4087 When I asked you out to dinner and said you’ll eat like a king, I never meant it literally! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4088 You're going to have to make up your mind one way or the other about being a Social Democrat. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4089 I guess ‘ROYALTY is the new sitting’. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4090 So THAT’S a drag king... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4091 Dear, when I suggested we stand out from the gray masses, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4092 I guess Burger King will give them to anyone these days. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4093 So you really don't think the bear trap hat will catch on? 1.1622 0.01361 74 66 8 0
4094 Well, cheer up--you know there's only room for one king in this country. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4095 Nice going with the ‘Video Bonus Question,’ Your Royal Highness! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4096 Don't you think that yellow and red together are a bit outdated ? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4097 I'm confident things will look up after you qualify for the next Democratic debate. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4098 Three stooges are invited too. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4099 Bark 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4100 I can't help feeling being royalty isn't what it used to be. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4101 Your still a prince to me, Harry. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4102 Ignore the couple around the corner. They want directions to Valhalla and Sears. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4103 Kanye said we can no longer use RoyLeisure. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4104 Quick, keep your head down or the civilians will spot us! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4105 Don’t worry, all the guys are wearing hats 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4106 I'm telling you, it's trendy! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4107 Stop asking where is the throne room. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4108 It is a costume party, I swear. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4109 Harry, that’s too obvious even for the paparazzi. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4110 Your kingdom for a divorce, my liege. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4111 Meghan: Oh come on Harry! That was never going to happen anyway... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4112 Should we move to Canada? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4113 When you said 'step back', I thought maybe we'd take it a little further. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4114 Well, the dog didn't seem to notice. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4115 Fine, you can dress for the job you want. I'll dress for the 3:30 showing of Downhill. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4116 Listen, Mayor Bloomberg, I've got a bad feeling about this debate. At least take the crown off before you get there. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4117 Dress for the job you want? Not so much. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4118 Do you really have to wear your Burger King crown everywhere? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4119 So far, mine kingdom and castle eludeth me. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4120 Maybe we're doing it wrong. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4121 At least Bran go the Iron Throne! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4122 How about HarveyRoyal.com? I checked and it isn’t registered yet. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4123 The king and I 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4124 I'm da king of da block, babeeeee 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4125 You're always such a mad king, snap out of it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4126 It's fine to call yourself the King of the Castle, just please don't introduce me as the Dirty Rascal 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4127 True,there's no moat but the arch is nice. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4128 Listen Harold, we were just playing checkers! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4129 Traffic's terrible, the royal horse carriage is parked around the block. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4130 I don't feel like a queen. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4131 I told you--you can't wear ermine before Memorial Day. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4132 Everyone at Kings Cross will know we are tourists now. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4133 Andrew,I thought you supported our move. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4134 Your birthday wish of being king for a day has gone too far. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4135 I think hypnotism is bunk, don't you, your majesty? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4136 I thought I told you this wasn't a costume party. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4137 Stop worrying about Super Tuesday. You're still the King. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4138 The KING OF QUEENS reboot is struggling in the ratings 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4139 If you want to fit in,you have to be commoner. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4140 The whole margarine thing is so 1983" 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4141 Chin up. Bloomberg isn't a virile as you. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4142 Is it your lowness again? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4143 I wish you'd stop trying to cramp my style. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4144 Ralph’s kingdom was not all he hoped it would be. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4145 We are most seriously displeased. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4146 They won't find us here, Meghan. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4147 Coup schmoo. Let’s go get a drink. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4148 All I’m trying to say is that he’s the dirty rascal. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4149 You're the President,stop acting like a king. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4150 You'll always be King to me, Harry. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4151 Well, someone had to take the roll of King of Cleveland. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4152 Shall we go part-time too? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4153 I told you to wear a different hat if you wanted to fit in. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4154 I find the Canadians to be a lot more nonchalant about royals 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4155 I thought at least I could get to the front of the brunch line. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4156 I doubt you'll meet Jennifer Lawrence. She's moved on. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4157 Well, you could actually do something. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4158 Better overdressed than underdressed. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4159 Sorry about the kingdom... at least I still have my crown. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4160 NONE SHALL SPEAK day 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4161 Sorry about that. Who knew 'Brexit' included Brooklyn, too? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4162 I told you New Yorkers only wear black 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4163 Yes, I'm Kate. But I'm from Brooklyn. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4164 For this evening, would it be gauche if I wore my new clothes from last year? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4165 Nest time wear your beanie 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4166 See? Fresh air does wonders during a siege. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4167 I told you , you come from a long line that you swallowed, from your father 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4168 Why didn't you tell me there's no Halloween in Italy? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4169 But, Shakespeare in the park isn't for another three months? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4170 I think your perception could use a little more depth. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4171 Ok, Harry, 'disrupting' casual Fridays is a start. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4172 Honey, I'm sorry. I had no idea it was a "bring your own scepter" event. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4173 I should've stuck with the Duke of Earl. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4174 Is that peasant ,who turned around the corner, mocking me? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4175 How contagious is this Corona virus?” 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4176 Its called a fancy outfit Clara 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4177 Who is the king of jokes? Joe King. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4178 Harry, if we're going to take a step back, you need to change your wardrobe. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4179 Have you ever been sorry that we stepped down as senior royals? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4180 But, Harry, I thought the whole idea of our moving here to Canada was to escape all that royalty stuff! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4181 I thought when your Tinder profile said you were a historical reenactor, that you took off the costume. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4182 The Prince will have poutine! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4183 Hey, where did you park your white horse...? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4184 Just remember what Ralph Waldo Emerson said . . . 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4185 What he would have worn if I supposed to watch Black Swan instead of the king’s speech 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4186 It's perfectly OK for you to call yourself King of the USA, since no one else has claimed that title--yet. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4187 Darling, I think the cape is over the top, the Crown is enough, plus you just have one season left. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4188 Everyone is staring. I told you to leave the Technicolor at home. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4189 But Dad, our kingdom voted for a democracy so they can learn the truth 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4190 Sometimes I just miss being a 'senior royal'. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4191 Yes, it was a very good Tweet, sweetie. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4192 See, it could've been worse. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4193 Of course she didn't like it. Next time, try more king and less leer. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4194 I do not see any rising inequality 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4195 Dad, you don’t need to dress like royalty whenever we go to your favorite burger joint. 1.1622 0.03348 74 65 8 1
4196 Meghan,honey,sometimes I feel a little wistful about the paparazzi 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4197 Didn't fantasy football end weeks ago? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4198 Why couldn't you just wear a hat? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4199 If you really want some attention, try wearing your new clothes again. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4200 Why don't you try shaking hands, Your Majesty? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4201 Do you think we were throne out because of my outfit? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4202 I swear the sign said dress up knight 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4203 Just wearing it is not duty fulfillment, darling. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4204 I just think you have a pretty liberal interpretation of 'gentrification.' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4205 « The adoring populace is just around the corner, Jimmy. » 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4206 And how would your grandmother react if I said that hockey did not interest me? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4207 Like I told you, no English king ever spoke with a Bronx accent. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4208 I know, dear, but I told you the Divine Right of Kings wouldn't count as a cosigner. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4209 Yes, this is not Manhattan, but no asking for autographs. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4210 No offense Bryan, but your mother is one very sick puppy. I think she nicknamed you Oedipus as a come-on. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4211 I told you not to buy that margarine. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4212 The people don't believe you when you say: 'I don't see color' . 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4213 King, shming. Put the damn seat down. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4214 So they didn't believe you, use an impossible burger coupon like everyone else. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4215 Just because you saw 'The King and I' doesn't mean you get to play a part after the show! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4216 I told you dressing as Prince Andrew wouldn't go down well at a children's party 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4217 Yeah, I pee on this wall all the time. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4218 Harold and Meghan Wilson of Bristol stepping into the breach. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4219 Maybe try dressing for the job you're applying for. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4220 Somehow, I miss monarchizing, being fear'd and killing with looks 1.1622 0.04524 74 65 7 2
4221 The Dentist didn't mean a literal crown, Steve 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4222 Come on, Harry, the Queen can say she never carries money, but... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4223 I'm amazed this neighborhood couldn't support a bespoke scepter shop. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4224 Carl, when you said you'd start treating me like a queen, this isn't what I had in mind." 1.1622 0.04094 74 64 9 1
4225 38 years and Herald could finally celebrate employee of the month. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4226 Donald, you can't walk around like this and expect to get reelected. Or maybe you can... 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4227 I'm sorry Charles, he said he couldn't bow to you because of his arthritis. 1.1622 0.01361 74 67 6 1
4228 Don't worry, you'll find another Burger place to work. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4229 Are you sure that your lifestyle hasn't changed too much after the salary increase ...? 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4230 She picked a fine way of telling me I didn't know who my father is! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4231 Canada gets Harry, and we get this schmuck. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4232 You know, Antonio, you're a royal pain in the ass 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4233 Cheer up . . . maybe Burger King will be hiring next week. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4234 Look, no cares that your the Burger King. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4235 It's "Home of the Whopper". Not "Home of the 'Regress to your Inner Child'". 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4236 When we get there, please don't mention that thing about a man's home again. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4237 'Schindler's List' haunts you 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4238 The next time I do this I'm going to use the chariot. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4239 Being Emperor Norton ain't what it used to be. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4240 Oh,how I long to be simply "the man on the street.." 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4241 [Suddenly Mike Bloomberg realized that even if people really did like the TV ads where he sounds like Woody Allen but somehow less likable, he'd never know. His money bought him nothing but sycophants. He was sure he was the loneliest man on Earth.] 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4242 I told you,there are no carriages these days. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4243 Don't even ask. That's the last time I'll ever play checkers with you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4244 Ok, Harry! Now, what’ll we do? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4245 Don't worry, you've still got the income! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4246 Where are they now? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4247 I told you not to go to that island. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4248 I don't know what to say, they take checkers really seriously. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4249 Aren’t you acting like royalty 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4250 Why do people say that I belong in Schindler’s List? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4251 Wear the outfit if you must but I wish you would stop calling out to everyone as your loyal subjects! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4252 Perhaps you should not display your alter ego next time, dear when you want to be precinct chair. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4253 I suppose I could still wear this at costume parties. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4254 You'll hate my mother. She's a royal pain. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4255 I guess someone does beat the Wiz, huh? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4256 Where is the Royal Carriage? I hope it wasn't towed... 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4257 How about a second date before you start planning your abdication?” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4258 Stop this Charles! You're embarrassing me! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4259 Uh, Harry dear, did you not get the memo? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4260 Remember - not a word about the election. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4261 If you want to feel like a king, dye your hair orange and spray on a tan. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4262 I know your startup is called 'The Mattress King,' but I'm beginning to question the affect of this marketing strategy 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4263 I told you that wasn't formal wear... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4264 I'm just saying, it's a bit odd my cape gets lost when you take the dry cleaning. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4265 That’s right, always one step behind. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4266 In English pronouns count, Ivan. I asked; what will you wear if "it" were to rain? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4267 The acquittal went to his dang head! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4268 I think a monarchist party has possibilities 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4269 So you can't be elected King. Who knew? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4270 One square vertically, one square diagonally and one square horizontally, and we should be there. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4271 Go ahead Donald, they might believe it. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4272 I told you to stay out of Iowa. 1.1622 0.04524 74 65 7 2
4273 So how do you think your “Hamilton “ audition went? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4274 I couldn’t resist. It was on the clearance rack at Petco. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4275 Who knew that Canada wouldn't be wowed by a constitutional monarchy? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4276 Steve, I know you are Treasury Secretary but do you always have to dress like this." 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4277 Noblesse oblige is fine but could we cab it in bad weather? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4278 Try looking in Greenwich Village..!! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4279 Oh well, we can always move to Canada or L.A. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4280 Ermine, Schmermine! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4281 Hell's Kitchen Royal is a terrible name for a charity. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4282 I thought we DIDN'T want people to recognize us here in Canada, Harry...! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4283 This isn't exactly what I had in mind, Harry. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4284 I'm telling you they still won't know who you are, Larry. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4285 Bread: "Don't try to butter me up, does my bow tie look stupid?" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4286 I'll take you to a place fit for a prince's girlfriend" "You mean a princess?" "No 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4287 On a side street in Washington DC on January 21, 2021 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4288 Try not to stand out. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4289 I told the convoy to be here at 8! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4290 Like my outfit? I got it at the last beheading. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4291 Well ,you knew there'rd be challenges when Donny got there first. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4292 i told you i'm sorry janet. i get prom and halloween mixed up every year. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4293 This is Paris -- last year's trip was Capetown. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4294 A crown it is that seldom Kings enjoy 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4295 You'd think the *King of England* would know proper sidewalk etiquette. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4296 Well we're not IN the land of the blind, now are we, Stan? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4297 I’m telling you for the last time......you don’t need to dress like that to order the impossible whopper. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4298 Get out now, while the gettin' is good. You can capitalize on your name and I can sell my notions if we marry before you abdicate. Lot's of press for sure. You could write a book. Maybe a mini-series. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4299 I thought we were withdrawing from family duties? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4300 You will always be my Prince Charming. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4301 No, the droit du seigneur is not "a thing." 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4302 Keep it low key I said but no, you had to go full Rex on them didn't you! 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4303 I understood you didn't want to attract attention. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4304 So, is Burger King now giving out cloaks too? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4305 I never figured she would take the Rolls too. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4306 “Maybe next year you should look less ‘Burger King’ and more ‘ Game of Thrones’. “ “Oh really Marge? Well...Winter is coming!” 1.1622 0.04524 74 65 7 2
4307 So this makes me your press secretary? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4308 Sorry your majesty. I don't have any spare change today 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4309 Janice was too optimistic that joining "Feudals Only" could bring happiness 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4310 Booger King does not count as King. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4311 No, you're wrong. In Mary Twain's story the prince goes out incognito. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4312 So,... that was a King's Cake. Huh. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4313 And then came the Revolution. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4314 It's only effective if you have subjects. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4315 So... we've traded beef Wellington for poutine? 1.1622 0.03614 74 63 11 0
4316 Philip, you really don’t need to dress up every time you get a Whopper... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4317 Excuse me sire, but ye carriage was towed away an hour ago. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4318 That explains why it's called kings corner. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4319 Americans don't fawn over royalty. Now, if you were a rock star... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4320 Darling, when I said dress for the job you want... 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4321 As your lawyer, I'm telling you this is no way to win a custody battle. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4322 Honey, is that smell from the dog or you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4323 I told you, you’re not fooling anyone. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4324 Why can't you just fit in? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4325 I told you we're in the wrong comic. Nobody is in color here. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4326 Ed, the self-proclaimed King of Tire Sales in Larchmont, surveys his realm. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4327 This is the story of a man whose mother told him he should always be treated like a king. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4328 All I'm saying is it didn't work out so well for that girl in Schindler's List. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4329 I'm just not sure a Royalist Party is a viable third party option. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4330 Life is complicated, you shouldn't just see everything as black or white. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4331 Did you really think they meant dress like actual royalty? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4332 That's why you can't play poker, Zelig. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4333 If it was MY coronation, I would have drawn the line at the no-host bar. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4334 Okay, I won't mention the crown again, but do you always have to wear that ugly red coat? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4335 Relax, Meghan. The Queen's not going to send MI6 after us just because we ate at a Vancouver Burger King. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4336 At least we won’t have: to clean the maze 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4337 Seems like your Kingdom has gone public. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4338 Since dropping the title "Royal," I feel so unencumbered. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4339 The Senate really cheapened it for all of us. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4340 Do you think Trump gets the same reaction when he dresses up n the White House? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4341 Nyet Nyet Comrade! MAGA hat better. Nyet? 1.1600 0.01342 75 68 6 1
4342 Since when did we become part of the "Deep State" 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4343 King Schming, nobody bows in the Bowery... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4344 Well I'm still the king of beers. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4345 This isn't exactly what I thought we'd be doing after stepping down as "Senior Royals". 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4346 This bit about “above the law” has gone to your head. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4347 I hate to tell you this but your throne is actually a toilet. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4348 Life is what you make of it 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4349 You’re look at the wrong cartoon, if you think this is about Harry and Meghan. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4350 But Lear Honey,I do love you! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4351 Hey, I have an idea. Let's move to Canada. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4352 Brexit is a bitch 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4353 May I help you?” I seem to have lost the queen and I bloody cannot find her. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4354 Cheer up. There was no way you could have known the casting call was for a butterfly. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4355 So the dog peed on your leg,that doesn't mean you're not a good king. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4356 Defendant entering courthouse, will assert the Castle Doctrine. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4357 At least you can walk the walk. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4358 ...she was 14 when she met Jeffery. Ring a bell? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4359 Obviously this is not the best way to get tickets to Hamilton. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4360 Actually, you being ‘King for a Day’ wasn’t much fun for me either. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4361 ...and maybe I CAN judge a crook by his cover!" 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4362 'Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown' ? Maybe take it off a few hours a day? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4363 I heard monarchy was in at men's fashion week. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4364 I dont get why you insist on wearing that everytime we go to king's square... 1.1600 0.02356 75 67 7 1
4365 You gotta stop eating Imperial Margarine. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4366 Your Place or Mine? I prefer yours ... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4367 You need to accept that we live in a democracy and there is a new mattress king. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4368 I feel like I am in a cartoon! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4369 *moments before the arrest of King Louis XVI* 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4370 I will call you, my King, but only if you call me, your Queenie! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4371 I'd give a kingdom for your thoughts... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4372 Okay. Wear what you want. But I refuse to call you 'Your Highness'. 1.1600 0.03572 75 64 11 0
4373 Can we take the carriage next time? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4374 She never forgave me for the warts... 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4375 Gerald these peasants just don't understand. Let them eat cake. 1.1600 0.04468 75 66 7 2
4376 You know, just wearing a crown and cape doesn't make you president of the block. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4377 Darling buck up, there's a throne around here somewhere. 1.1600 0.04045 75 65 9 1
4378 Harold,you must give up on being King of the neighborhood. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4379 see? Itold you it wouldn't gwt us a cab. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4380 The crown was one thing Jughead but now a cape? You really don't want a girlfriend do you 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4381 Are you thinking it's time to escape your family too? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4382 That Medieval Times was a lot sketcher than usual.. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4383 But we're always trekking to Bethlehem. Can't your friends meet us downtown for once? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4384 Don't worry, it's only the last gasp of the G.O.P.! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4385 I TOLD you to get the magic beans! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4386 Maybe some new clothes would cheer you up. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4387 Where is your royal carriage? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4388 An electric scooter, an electric scooter! My kingdom for an electric scooter! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4389 It's the newest rage in Slow Food ... Farm on Table! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4390 I’m telling you that they want that crown returned , Harry. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4391 Maybe I can get you a guest star credit on 'Suits'. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4392 King do be lookin fresh tho, wonder who he executing today 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4393 No, it's not "Crown thy hood ..." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4394 if i give it up, andy gets it. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4395 Pssst--around the corner: it's your move and--checkmate. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4396 You're not Trump, you know !! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4397 if you get to be a Kween then I get to be a King, karen. its 2020 afterall! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4398 Your not the same Richard 3rd 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4399 The sword didn't budge. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4400 Donald, must I keep reminding you?" "You are the president, you are not the king! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4401 Paul carried the secret with him for the rest of the day and he felt special. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4402 Dear, when you left the family, you reasoned it's to blend more with the crowd...well...lose the crown. Susan Thomson, Omaha, Nebraska 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4403 I’m sure you’ll find something. You brought unemployment to an all-time low! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4404 With the opening after Megxit dressing for the job I want may finally pay off. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4405 If at first you don't succeed, you have to try again. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4406 Remembrance of kings passed. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4407 If you really want to mix with the locals, you will have to leave the crown and robe back at the palace. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4408 You wanted to be the King of Wall Street, but look where you ended up. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4409 Submit it to @IGNOBELS 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4410 I think the founding fathers are overrated. 1.1549 0.03559 71 61 10 0
4411 Oh Meghan... now the only time I can wear my crown is on halloween, like a bloody commoner! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4412 You mean your ex-wife wasn't impressed that you are THE Mattress King? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4413 Your Majesty, these are called 'sidewalks'. Most of us use them every day. Do you like walking on it, Sir? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4414 I just don’t see you as King of the Hill 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4415 My doctor said the new city ordinance banning horse-drawn wagons to get around would be good for me in the long run. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4416 Louis, I’m not sure appealing to the Parisians’ ‘royal tendencies’ is the right campaign strategy. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4417 C'mon Jeff, it was just monopoly with the Robinsons! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4418 Just because your waiter isn’t a knight, Arthur, doesn’t mean it’s okay to make a scene at Round Table. 1.1549 0.04086 71 62 8 1
4419 I feel naked without my scepter. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4420 So this doesn’t seem to be helping your self esteem problems either? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4421 What made you think UberXL includes Royal Carriages! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4422 So, pedestrian. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4423 Just your average New York couple on Wall Street. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4424 I told you to leave your crown back at the palace. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4425 Lear in Paris? What was your agent thinking?! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4426 Didn’t you notice the waiter wince when you ordered the Eat Like a King special? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4427 Dress for the job you want 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4428 When your wife's boyfriend lets you play dress-up. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4429 people of color CAN be king 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4430 I think it is time to have no clothes on! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4431 Don’t worry...we’ll find a castle on Airbnb! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4432 I told you they weren't accepting applications! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4433 I know you're trying to blend in, but I think your ascot will give you away. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4434 I prefer living in color 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4435 Everyone just thinks you’ve been to Burger King 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4436 While we are disappointed that they don't show us much deference, at least they respect our pronouns. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4437 You were right. No respect! Let’s. Go to Burgerking 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4438 His regal costume was only available in color. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4439 When I said I wanted to be king for a day, I didn't mean Tuesday. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4440 My lord, I'm having second thoughts regarding what constitutes "cocktail attire." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4441 It was at this moment that Ronald McDonald realized dressing as the Burger King for Halloween was a bad idea. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4442 I told you not to check your coat. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4443 Mr. Epstein's house is just around the corner. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4444 I'll just say it Harry... the novelty of walking to Starbucks myself and buying my own iced latte with whipped cream and just a touch of extra cinnamon sprinkles is wearing thin. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4445 It would help if you wore your crown and robe. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4446 You can’t just identify as royalty. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4447 If I marry you, will I be called Queen or just the Duchess of Brooklyn? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4448 You are right my Liege.Your disguise has tricked the commoners. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4449 I think I need some new clothes- these are not attracting enough attention 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4450 Let's hope that self-pardon tweet sticks... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4451 It goes like this: "Once upon a time...." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4452 I AM FED UP WITH COLOR ME MINE HABERDASHERY!! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4453 Well, yes, they cut off your income and closed your PR site, but they did let you keep your crown and ermine cape. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4454 I don't know if you get more respect but it does promote gentrification. 1.1549 0.02575 71 62 9 0
4455 The Invisible Prince 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4456 When you bought the costume, I told you that no one would even look at you twice! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4457 Burger King should have been thrilled to have you there... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4458 She was beginning to worry that he could, in fact, smell her farts. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4459 How else would they know I won an Online argument? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4460 They know you were a prince, you don't have to wear that everywhere we go in Canada! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4461 I'm transitioning from Burgers to Mattresses. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4462 I am not sure that declaring you are the monarch of your own independent small country is going to convince the magistrate 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4463 Happy “President’s” Day 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4464 I hear there are no paparrazi in Canada. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4465 Your 'voice overs' suck! I dyed my eyebrows red, painted on a few freckles, and wore a crown... Not a soul thought I was Prince Harry! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4466 Put the crown in the gutter, someone will pick it up. 1.1549 0.02575 71 62 9 0
4467 You insisted on the burger. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4468 Bob, I don't think they're going to notice that you've gained weight. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4469 No, I did not take your mention of "the royal we" literally. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4470 I know you're proud of winning the "King of Trivia" contest, but still, that was two months ago. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4471 I told you that wasn’t the Brexit and not the entrance. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4472 I believe Ophelia has a spare room, sire. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4473 You spent four thousand dollars on a plastic crown and a fucking cape?” “It’s not a cape, Carol, it’s a royal mantle. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4474 They told me I should dress for the job I want. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4475 Not as much fun as being all royally, huh? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4476 At least I lit a match. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4477 Do you really have to wear this every time we go to King’s Plaza? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4478 Charles to Camilla: “I just love Halloween!” 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4479 You need to rule over style. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4480 So I was named Mr Crown Heights...I don't feel any different 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4481 Just once I wish you would tell me where you want to eat instead of this ridiculous charade 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4482 So you were fired,it could have been worse. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4483 Don’t you just love being invisible in Canada, Harry? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4484 Amidst all the political, medical and climate tensions around the world, no one cares you're a king, so don't bother walking around wearing that crown all the time. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4485 It was only a jester. It’s not like you opened the trap door for a Duke or a Lord. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4486 Megan, starting to like living in Canada, eh? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4487 I know they say dress for the job you want, but this is a bit much. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4488 I think it's worth meeting with this Ted Turner fellow again. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4489 Meghan and Harry enjoying their first steps of anonymity in their new home in Canada... 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4490 Can we eat somewhere else tomorrow? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4491 I feel so lonely now that Congress is dissolved. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4492 Don't be silly! You were the King of the Castle! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4493 Harry looks like he's doing pretty well in Canada 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4494 To the world I might be nothin’ but I’m still a king in MY Castle.. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4495 Now that we're stepping back I think you should take off the crown 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4496 Look sharp - Hamilton is right around the corner 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4497 Maybe we shouldn't shop for clothes at the Snobatorium. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4498 My reign ended years ago 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4499 Woman: How did you get that crown and robe? Man: I was in line to meet our President, when it was my turn. I bent down to tie my shoe and accidentally kissed his hand. He gave me his crown and robe. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4500 I thought your castle would at least be in Manhattan. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4501 There has to be a pizza place around here somewhere? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4502 Maybe we should consider a Midas Muffler franchise. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4503 I told you that Burger King manager was going to fire you for insisting on wearing that silly hat! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4504 You said I could wear a crown in Canada. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4505 It's inappropriate in Canada, Harry 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4506 I don't care what you saw in some movie, ordering a cheeseburger in Paris does not make you a royale. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4507 Oh, c’mon, Alfred; impeachment isn’t that big a deal.” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4508 I hope we don't meet that nitwit king on the way... 1.1549 0.03559 71 61 10 0
4509 Harold, I told you that no one cares about your birthday. Now we just look stupid. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4510 Are you sure that you want to dress like this for your Ph.D. thesis defense? 1.1549 0.04086 71 62 8 1
4511 Don’t feel bad. It’s hard to impress my parents. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4512 Everyone’s acting like royalty around here! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4513 This is my power suit. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4514 You dress for the job you _want_. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4515 I sense mission creep. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4516 You had to order king crab!!! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4517 Remember we have to pass "Go To Jail", on our way to Pacific Avenue, so don't get lost 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4518 Well, I have never been with a colored person before... 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4519 You could have called an Uber. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4520 I hope it not just King for a day 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4521 If you really want to run around like the common folk, I have a suggestion." 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4522 If you knew it wasn't butter, why'd you eat it? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4523 Yes, that last tweet was over the top, but surely abdication isn't the answer. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4524 Linda begins plotting ways to usurp Harold's throne. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4525 Oh sure, move to Canada you said. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4526 Great, the police have retired because they think you're a superhero. Wait till they find out the truth. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4527 You know, gene, I really think you might have a complex 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4528 I know it's disappointing but not everyone obeys a decree. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4529 Dress for the job you want, Martha: that’s how I came to rule Pennhurst Insane Asylum. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4530 The king of awkward relationships. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4531 I’m thinking two bedroom/two bath. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4532 Canada actually is kinda boring. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4533 I'm not sure about casual Coronation Day. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4534 We can always go on Survivor. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4535 Your Highness, explain to me again about the significance of "trajectory" when garbage is tossed from the upper floors. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4536 I think I might have bombed that job interview. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4537 Meghan and Harry, hangin' out like ordinary folks. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4538 I said 'formal' Steve. This is a graduation ceremony, not a royal banquet! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4539 I'll be open a burger restaurant. That'll show Mum I can make it without her. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4540 Are you ready to have it your way? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4541 ...but I’m NOT naked! If you can’t see my new clothes, either you’re hopelessly stupid or we have to get a divorce. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4542 Jeez Hank, I don't think Queen Elizabeth appreciated you pretending to be Prince Harry. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4543 So much for the royal treatment 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4544 Talk about rat race huh 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4545 Should i start the IGtv video now? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4546 They said this project would never take off 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4547 I wish you’d stop wearing their dad jeans. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4548 Yes your highness, these clothes are much more visible 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4549 Psst. The 'King of New York' around the corner. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4550 Isn't the Mardi Gras parade in the other direction? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4551 You've given up the right to be such a Royal pain in the ass. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4552 Is it more that you knew the capital of Moldova or that I didn’t? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4553 I don't think being the "Mattress King" entitles you to an audience with the Queen, Larry. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4554 Well, some may say I'm a king in the streets....and you know the rest 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4555 Just say nice party costumes, Your Highness and Milania! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4556 I know it’s your birthday, but did you really have to wear the crown? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4557 If only there hadn't been a coup... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4558 You said to wear 'workplace attire!' What did you presume that would mean to the Assistant Creative Director of New York's premier Elizabethan improv troupe? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4559 Did you really think that dancing on the bar for a drink was going to be your crowning moment? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4560 I know you wanted to project confidence at the job interview, but perhaps on the next one, tone down the garb and let your resume speak for itself 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4561 I know the job was becoming a royal pain, but I didn't expect you to just quit. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4562 Honey, don't you think the crown is a bit much for a stroll around town? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4563 Harry & Megan are right around the corner ! Pretend they’re normal !!! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4564 I wish you wouldn't always try to one-up people's hats, Harold. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4565 Relax. It's not like they can vote. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4566 Moving up one spot as an heir doesn’t really mean you should now wear a crown. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4567 Could you perhaps describe your chessboard in greater detail? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4568 He warned you that Wagyu beef was a king's ransom. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4569 Honey, you still need to go back to the dentist... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4570 Wear it if you want, but it's still a walk and not a processional." 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4571 Nothing is ever 'fit' for you, Harold, is it? 1.1471 0.04065 68 60 7 1
4572 I thought you'd like the outfit so you could be king for a day 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4573 I told you that knowing the answer of one question of an old episode of Jeopardy does not qualified you as "king of everything". 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4574 So, the producers didn’t go for your “George III: Hamilton R.I.P.” sequel idea? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4575 So, we weren’t picked to replace Harry and Meghan; we still had a mini-vacation in London. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4576 So remember when you hand him the crown tell him he has to stay in his castle. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4577 Gentrification can take my land and my power, but it can never take my wardrobe. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4578 She said you still can't use the name "royal!" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4579 I know it’s disappointing, Eric, but your only a Prince. You dad’s the King. He told me so... again & again & again. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4580 AND you still don't think that ' Royal ' being his family name, ... .. . rather defines his world view 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4581 Apparently "didn't treat me like a king" isn't good Uber feedback 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4582 Don't worry, we still have each other. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4583 Darling, you don't need this to find back your masculinity... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4584 Maybe we can step back from our royal obligations and move to Canada 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4585 Geez Harry, how many job rejections do you need before you lose the damn crown? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4586 Don’t worry. Everyone here is a temporarily embarrassed monarch. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4587 I still think you were a bit overdressed for that crowd, dear. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4588 Honey,I know! We better give up our Megxit deal for good. You can return to Kensington Palace to continue your Royal title. I will stay here with Archie. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4589 I can't live in New York anymore.... They got rid of my favorite guillotine and replaced it with a cat cafe. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4590 They always blame the gas gauge 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4591 What's the point in being king anymore now that Bernie's in charge of the world? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4592 Well, there are other roles in “The King and I.” 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4593 You're moving out by the end of the year, with or without settlement. Compris? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4594 If you can't use the title, you can't wear the crown. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4595 Just keep walking, and, if anyone asks, we were NOT at that kids Burger King birthday party 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4596 You said to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4597 It's mind-blowing that people no longer recognize us! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4598 Relax, no one is going to take our table, I'm the Sausage King of Chicago! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4599 When your dad told you 'everything the light touches'...did you ever run that by anyone else? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4600 I know the invitation said casual, but you missed the point. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4601 The day came when she realized that the women's magazines had been wrong. Treating him like the King did not make you the Queen. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4602 If you remember your visit to New Orleans during Mardi Gras, you really weren't there. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4603 I'm sorry the community theater group didn't choose you for the role. Unfortunately, Goneril and Regan were on the selection committee, but at least Cordelia voted for you. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4604 Yes it was your idea! Not everyone is as gullible as you think. King of the Fatheads, that's what I say. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4605 Just keep in mind, most people are going to think you're just another fashion victim. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4606 As they walked home, the Lord Ig Nord and his good lady couldn't help but feel that there was something wrong, yet so true, with their new title. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4607 Well maybe that burger idea could work! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4608 I don't think this is how MLK got streets named after him. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4609 You could have abdicated to an apartment in a house with elevators. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4610 Really, Earl, I TOLD you only kids dress up to see Hamilton. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4611 But, honey, the toupee was much less pretentious. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4612 So what if that waiter didn't like what your hat stands for. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4613 Harry, I don't think Vancouver needs another Burger King! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4614 I don't think anyone will remember that you wore it in the nativity scene!!! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4615 OK, you're the king of Spain...but it's just not a good time to talk about your corona. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4616 Fred, can't you let it go? McDonald's didn't purposely run out of Star War cards on your birthday? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4617 Since selling the kingdom to Bezos, I don’t know what to do with myself. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4618 I'm no Meghan, but let's see if they let us in anyway. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4619 I think they might recognize you Harry. Aren't family jewels supposed to stay et home ? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4620 If I’d known it was only for a day I would have had more heads chopped off at lunch. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4621 It's a hard transition for everyone, Harry - but this makes it harder for both of us. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4622 Pssst, it’s prince Harry and Meghan around the corner, remember to ignore them. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4623 Burger King's only a block away. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4624 I look ridiculous without my crown! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4625 Your Highness, if you truly want to mingle with the peasants, you may want to lose the robe and crown. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4626 Remember, never look a royal in the eye 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4627 Don't you think you're taking this King of my Castle thing a bit too far" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4628 Don't lie to me, word spreads fast. Did the Queen kick you out again because this time you lost a duel to her? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4629 On the brighter side, you managed to keep your royal toilet seat. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4630 People still adore you even if they're not supposed to say 'His Royal Highness' anymore. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4631 Perhaps your inability to mingle with the crowd has a simple fix. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4632 I didn't think it was such a great idea for Megan and Harry, either. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4633 Does this mean we’ll have to move into Frogmore? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4634 All you got was a red jacket? I thought you asked for a horse. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4635 I don't know...I guess I'm just having a hard time relating to you regular peasant folk. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4636 So what are you thinking for dinner, your Highness? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4637 Having second thoughts my dear? Harry that crown doesn't even look real. Pretty sure your gran isn’t going to let you start a new kingdom here in Squamish B.C. Ugh. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4638 It really is the new Brooklyn. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4639 Look, I thought the Prince of Sussex spot was open. It was worth a shot. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4640 I miss Buckingham Palace. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4641 Don’t worry Ted. Someday you’ll find your queen. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4642 Next time we chicken fight in the pool, can you take off your crown? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4643 Well, they wouldn't have kicked us out of Burger King with you wearing that crown and all. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4644 Darling we have to go back to the store. King Trump isn't a good costume vibe right now. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4645 Sadly, in spite of obvious enthusiasm for the concept, they just didn't like the impossible burger after all. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4646 Instead of a crown, you should have gotten hair implants, colored them orange, and people would think you're President. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4647 See Harry, I told you that the crown wouldn’t impress the Condo Board 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4648 ...so after tossing and turning all night you come along, kiss me, wake me up and for what? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4649 When I said I wanted you to treat me like royalty, this isn't what I meant. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4650 Harry, you can't wear that anymore! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4651 Henry the brave is right, I specifically said don’t bring work on our honeymoon 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4652 Good try. I told you the Queen will not accept us as a replacement for Meghan and Harry. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4653 A euro for your thoughts on Brexit. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4654 This is definitely not fitting with the locals Harry. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4655 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4656 Uneasy lies is one way to explain it 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4657 I'm just sayin',Andy...maybe the crown doesn't read "victim." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4658 Meg, Granny was right! We're not fitting in as jolly well as I had hoped. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4659 If the President can act like a king then why can’t I? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4660 Honey, you really shouldn't have said "King Me!" when you entered! You already a King damn it! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4661 Once a knight is enough. Being King isn't going to change it. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4662 Your spilling the burgundy was a royal embarrassment. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4663 Yeah, it’s okay. What’s it doing for you? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4664 I really don't think those kids at the burger joint were laughing at you directly, when you were having your birthday party, Herb. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4665 I knew I should have put it on Rush instead of the medal. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4666 That’s when she realized that they would never fit in. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4667 Yes, I know you're the king but do you have to broadcast it everywhere we go? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4668 THE KING AND I. Now appearing off Broadway. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4669 I TOLD you I craved steak tartare, but you HAD to go to Burger King. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4670 You know how those vacation souvenirs from abroad seem somehow wrong at home. These feel exactly right. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4671 Just because Harry did it … 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4672 They say we've gentrified the area but I just don't see it. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4673 Harry, stop wearing your crown, we aren't in England anymore 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4674 Well, this suits me. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4675 So I'm headed uptown... how about you? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4676 It's listed as 5 stars! I told you not to wear the Taco King garb. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4677 Well I didn't want it to get wrinkled on the way home from dry cleaner, how did you expect me to carry it? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4678 Listen to me, Leonard! This time if the interviewer won't call you "Your Majesty" don't yell "Off with his head!" 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4679 Husband: I thought when they said “Dress up” they meant in costume sweetheart... Wife: Damn it Frank you always do this! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4680 Don't worry, Miss Heir Presumptive; I'm not pregnant." 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4681 What do you mean Stuart Little is a fiction 7? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4682 I don't know what's wrong; some guy called Harry got every part I auditioned for today... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4683 I'm telling you . . . you've gotta try these inserts. They really put the arch back in monarchy. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4684 Ted, you're not getting a free Whopper dressed like that! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4685 You don't seem to understand the concept of wandering anonymously through your kingdom. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4686 Let me guess. Royal Cleaners lost your jacket again. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4687 I thought my ministers were talking about lèse-majesté', not offering me "less majesty". 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4688 Mon chéri, I tried to tell you, next week is Mardi Gras. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4689 Sir loin of beef may be popular, but you're still the king. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4690 Oh, you know—sacking, pillaging, long walks on the beach. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4691 Mary, you saw the 23andMe results. Prince William is my third cousin! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4692 Why aren't they staring? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4693 Just because the restaurant didn't serve you like a king is no reason not to leave at least a small tip. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4694 I wear these things because I want to feel like King of the Hill. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4695 Harry! Here is Canada, not Kensington Palace! None cares here who you are. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4696 Royalty shmoyalty. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4697 How come in America the only people who wear crowns are girls named Brittany on bachelorette parties? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4698 It is not as necessary as you think, Harry. You are a good king already. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4699 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4700 From the chess tournament? Did you win or lose? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4701 Don't you think you should turn back the crown Harry? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4702 George honey, I did tell you they were only hiring princes, not kings right now. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4703 You know as well as I do that the prize you won was King For A Day and that was last week ! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4704 Are you sure we did the right thing Harry? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4705 I don't know why you're confused? You told me we'd be dining like royalty 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4706 I understand you still want to keep some connection with family Harry, but don't you think this is a bit over-the-top? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4707 I keep telling people - “it’s just Harry now, actually...” 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4708 I think nobody’s genuflecting because you’re just Larry the Appliance King of the East Village. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4709 The prices have gone up after Brexit, but at least the dynasty discount is back. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4710 When La Royauté Meets La Route 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4711 Now that we're in Paris, I think you should give up the 'Royal Oui' joke. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4712 I'm telling you darling, none of these commoners will recognize us without our signet rings. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4713 ...but I don’t feel like anyone ever “sees me; sees me.” 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4714 So how long have you been king since leaving burger world? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4715 Maybe if you told them you're a duke instead of a viscount, we could get a reservation. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4716 If we interview well, we just may be considered for the Sussex positions. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4717 Harry, I think we need to rethink your wardrobe.” “Honey are you sure you are okay with moving? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4718 The kingdom looks a little more gentrified than I remember 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4719 A monarch must always allow time to connect with the common man. But you're still wearing royal garb. How else will people know to grovel before me? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4720 Karen let Tom go on with “the one-eyed man is king” thing when on vacation, and humored him by pretending everyone else was blind. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4721 This guy just said, Do you want to be harry for a day? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4722 I know they say dress for the job you want, but maybe not at the first interview, Bob. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4723 At least the king is your size. Let the hotel straighten it all out. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4724 Contortion Abstraction. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4725 'If we're gonna live in Canada Harry, we'll need to work on your wardrobe'. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4726 Alright, your highness - remember thou shalt not step on the crack for fear of breaking thy mother's back. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4727 Harry, I thought we agreed that we were 'stepping back' from your family. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4728 One thing that might endear you to the commoners is announcing your intention to mate with one of them. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4729 If a throne is only a bench covered in velvet, then these sidewalks could do with some red carpet. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4730 DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE OUT THE ROYAL GARBAGE? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4731 Who knew that once I let those millenials my castle housing costs who shoot through the roof? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4732 What do you mean we’re “stepping away from all royal duties?” You work at Burger King! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4733 Harry, are you sure that they gave to you the crown when we left Buckingham Palace? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4734 Twin Princes?!” 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4735 Simon, I think you're taking this D&D too far. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4736 The guy at the bar said, "You were my Kate. I just don't see it." Let's stop at another bar, dear. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4737 I don’t know why, but it makes me sad when they don’t at least acknowledge me. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4738 Since the clothes don't make you, what do you think about getting some education? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4739 Well, they say 'dress for the job you want'. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4740 Now I understand why they call it 'Coronation Street." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4741 I really think that neither Queen Elizabeth or Queen Bey are in need of you as a fill-in prince. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4742 OK, you say you're a King, and I say you're a King, but by a King are you a King? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4743 If you want to look the role, you have to stand up straight and show off your whitened teeth. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4744 Who Died and made you King? Rebecca Hawkins 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4745 You said you'd give up your royal rights, Harry. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4746 I married you. I didn’t marry the Ren Faire. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4747 Let's ask Meghan and Harry. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4748 This isn’t going to make it any bigger. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4749 I don’t know about gigs. Maybe Burger King? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4750 It'll be ok, Wills. You'll adjust to living in Canada, eh?? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4751 Trump's a common name. Get over it! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4752 Now the Emporer TRULY has no clothes. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4753 Your Bitcoin investment paid off, but you didn't need to splurge THAT much. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4754 CARLOS GHOSN FOUND A PLAN B AND WE ARE STUCK WITH THIS! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4755 The new regime works wonders 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4756 How long do I have to walk among the masses to get woke. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4757 The emperor has no black and white clothes. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4758 I think I just passed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4759 It's good to be the king! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4760 Heavy is the head that wears the crown found in a box in front of Prince Harry's house. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4761 I’m really second-guessing our decision on not being royal 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4762 Pizza? Not pizza! Pizza's not royal enough. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4763 I always wondered George why your army were redcoats. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4764 You are a shining beacon of vivacity in a bleak world your highness. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4765 No Hank, I DON'T think emperor CPA has a nice ring to it. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4766 Marge decided it was easier for the marriage to let Henry dress up for their regular dinner at the King Buffet. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4767 When you said "a night out around a table" , I didn't realize you were into role-playing. This is not really my kink. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4768 And they think that they have already seen The Crown: Watch them react-this is going to be for real:" Vipin Bery,Toronto: vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4769 I think you’re taking this, “every man’s a king,” too far. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4770 Like I’ve been trying to tell you all along Doris, he’s doing what he said he’d do...draining the swamp. But Harold, that’s not a swamp, it’s The Aquarium. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4771 it will keep you warmer than your old new clothes 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4772 I know you said you wanted to be treated like a king on your birthday, but did you really have to dress up? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4773 I’m thinking about abdicating to become a short-order cook. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4774 I told you blending-in in Canada would be easy. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4775 Britain's king after the French and Indian War. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4776 I’m sorry honey you’re just too big to fit in a king cake. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4777 Apparently dressing like a Sussex doesn’t make you a Sussex, Harry 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4778 Reigning mediocrity 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4779 I'm glad we decided on Toronto. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4780 When we get to SPiN for happy hour, call me King Pong. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4781 Against Meghan's protest, Harry simply couldn't resist the crown & cape special on offer at their local Hudson's Bay 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4782 So, this is Canada 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4783 Ya,right,the odds of you getting that done is the same as bumping into royalty! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4784 Mary, add some color to your life, will ya? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4785 If things don’t work out here in Canada, we can try Mexico. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4786 Harry, we're supposed to be incognito now. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4787 Don’t expect me to call you King Ralph once we get to the restaurant. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4788 I felt out of place too. No hat. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4789 This won’t make Harry miss us. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4790 Wow! That de-escalated quickly! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4791 Would your Majesty consider moving from Paris to Washington 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4792 It's our 40th anniversary, Jughead. Can you lose the crown already? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4793 That could have been you. The next time you want to try something besides real butter, remember this. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4794 Honey, I knew you thought something would magically happen after reading "The Art of the Deal." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4795 Maybe if we traded in the castle for a nice little pied a terre in SoHo? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4796 Your mother placed that crown there for a reason. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4797 Aren't you supposed to be walking on the curb side, or are you still protecting us from tossed fecal matter? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4798 No, you half-wit! I didn't say '..Stow Thrones' 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4799 Delores ! You are a dirty rascal ! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4800 A ruby for your thoughts, dear. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4801 Actually, I really LIKE Montreal..... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4802 Schindler's Hope. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4803 I know that I told you to dress for the job you want, but this seems excessive. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4804 Your Majesty, have you spoken to your illustrator about his ADHD? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4805 Even King Crayola was impacted by the crayon strike." 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4806 Your kingdom is far too sketchy to make the Sunday comics 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4807 No, actually, I was talking about the TV show. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4808 Sad, Fred. Buckingham Palace just isn't hiring. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4809 As your real estate agent, I suggest your search for a new castle not be concerned about the location of the nearest bus stop. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4810 So you just give the next guy we meet twenty quid for his Social Security number and voila: Unemployment Insurance! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4811 Dude, heads up at the corner: King Always-Trying-to-Blend-In-With-Us-Commoners forgot to dress down again. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4812 It seems like they are finally taking us seriously. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4813 Dressing down makes you fit right in with the commoners 1.1364 0.03335 66 58 8 0
4814 Honey see if you can scare the people around the corner. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4815 Look, it happens to all kings sometimes. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4816 To be fair, your heiness, there is a fine line between royalty and pomo around here. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4817 Harry who? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4818 Yes, you were a great king, but nobody sells 8 track players anymore. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4819 Here come paparazzi. Quick, turn into the "Caped Evader"! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4820 I've paid for it now, I'm not not going to wear it. But if they're going to throw around words like 'color' they should darn well explain what it means" 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4821 We need to fire the advance team. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4822 Now they look down upon you 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4823 I'm starting to miss England. Burger King just doesn't compare to Buckingham Palace. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4824 Just because your name is Harry and mine is Meghan does not mean we are going to be paid to endorse products, so stop walking around with that silly crown on your head/ 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4825 Longing for the days of the czar? How about just the days of the car? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4826 Do you know that "crown" is "corona" in Spanish? People might think you have the virus. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4827 It's tough to be an out of work King 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4828 Your royal status just doesn't hold the same weight in Canada, Harry. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4829 This is Leicester and I'm Richard III, that's why! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4830 I have this recurring dream where no one recognizes that I'm the King of France and everyone else is living in a black & white movie ... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4831 Halloween was over months ago and you are still making me walk three step behind you! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4832 If he can be president, I can be king. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4833 And he couldn't just decide to be a commoner either. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4834 I can't unsee it.... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4835 If I...were king...of the sidewalk... 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4836 I told you ... there is no Burger King in Chelsea! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4837 Well of course everyone is staring....I told you that there’s no such thing as a “business casual” robe&crown. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4838 The dry cleaners need to know how you would them to take care of your cape. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4839 No Bob, I said we're getting THROWN out, as in evicted. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4840 oh, sweetheart, please take that crown off; as I have told you before: you can take the prince out of the kingdom, but you will always be a prince in my eyes 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4841 I like your new outfit, it stands out 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4842 At least you didn’t have to give up the crown and robe! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4843 Stella, I know you called me your Prince Charming in our wedding wows, but don't you think the $10,000 gold crown is going a bit far...? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4844 They stood unmoved by the name change. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4845 Royalty is not the same since Harry and Meghan arrived. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4846 Wouldn't you rather take a carriage than be afoot, Prince? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4847 So I’m King now? Welp, vacation over! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4848 You may not have Yul Brynner's rugged good looks, but you have his eye. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4849 Everyone is an alien to you. Why don’t you just stay home and build a wall around yourself. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4850 I thought they specified "black-tie only". 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4851 Casual Friday, Your Highness? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4852 I'm just saying you seem more like a viscount than a baron. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4853 Honey, maybe once we leave the rin fair, can you take off the kings wardrobe? 1.1270 0.06194 63 59 0 4
4854 I told you the economy was bad, even you got fired and you're the king!? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4855 Sorry to be a royal pain, honey, but I think I left my crown at the public throne we used a few blocks back. 1.1270 0.02764 63 58 4 1
4856 Now you know what it feels like for those of us who never won Queen for a Day 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4857 I think you're taking white privilege too far! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4858 and yes, your fashion statement is a little too on the nose. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4859 King, schming. You don't even have an account at Uber ! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4860 To heck with 500 years of tradition! I'm going to let the commoners wear colors on April Fools Day! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4861 Your Majesty. If you really want to go incognito best you ditch the crown 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4862 Seriously, you thought a "Prince Andrew Appreciation Party" would be romantic? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4863 The throne in the men's loo isn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4864 Out of Place 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4865 I know you were deposed, but you're about to turn a corner. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4866 Our hapless Emperor is just around the corner. And now he's worried that he doesn't have any clothes on. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4867 Cake. Shoot. I could have sworn Rene said to bring a king cape. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4868 Why do you regret your 'I am the king' tattoo..? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4869 I told you it was a black and white ball. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4870 I warned you royalties should be hidden or people will avoid them. They know we're always around the corner! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4871 I don't know why your subjects are all ignoring you. Maybe you just don't have good leadership skills. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4872 King Wilhelm the First realizes he's in the wrong cartoon panel 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4873 Ok....Ok. I don't have Trump money. Give me a break. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4874 I guarantee no one would guess you’re an out-of-work accountant. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4875 They said crowns only but maybe they were only talking about money not dress. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4876 I purchased the experience, “Be A King For A Day,” at a silent auction If anyone asks. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4877 Harry, don't blame me if the paparazzi recognizes us. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4878 The last of man spreaders 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4879 I think her name's Anna and he does look puzzled. Janet Landon, Moab, Utah 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4880 Let me guess—you got store credit for the scepter. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4881 - I said « dressed for success », not « for Sussex » ! - Potato, potahto... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4882 Somehow I think he still knew you were a royal. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4883 Repeating "It's good to be King" over and over does NOT make thee a King. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4884 Megan, I can't just ignore my roots! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4885 Want to leave the royal life? No problem, Dear. Just have your DNA done. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4886 I try to bring a little color into my subjects' dull, grey lives. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4887 It’s all about The Crown with you isn’t it? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4888 I wonder why that dog thought you were a fire hydrant? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4889 Don’t they say, “Uneasy lies the head— 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4890 I think you have a Burger King fixation. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4891 Honey, you've worn this for Presidents' Day four years in a row now. When will this madness end?!? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4892 I like “Todd for the day” much better. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4893 You are a royal pain, you know that? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4894 Harry, the Queen told you not to wear the Crown anymore!! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4895 I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your grandfather's coat, but I was out of maxi-pads, and it's my time of the month, 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4896 Uneasy lies Sherman Feldstein's head that wears a crown. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4897 You have no power here. This is not the land of the blind. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4898 Maybe you should just go back to being plain old Lou Roy? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4899 So what if the steering was on the wrong side, you could have insisted on getting the Rolls 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4900 Look, you'll sleep better if you take it off at night. Everybody knows that Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown ... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4901 Meghan and Harry? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4902 Walking backwards creates 20 20 hindsight. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4903 Do I really have to walk two steps behind you? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4904 What's wrong Megs? Me wearing my crown in public?" "No Harry, not that - it's just that I know we need a low key bodyguard, even here in Canada, but surely he doesn't have to walk in front of us backwards ALL the time? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4905 I TOLD you to get your horse shod, but you wouldn't listen. For want of a nail a shoe was lost. For want of a shoe a horse was lost. For want of a horse a battle was lost. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4906 You can’t go home again, you know? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4907 I'm craving Poutine but we might be overdressed. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4908 They just couldn't hack it, Donna. They couldn't put Humpty together again. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4909 Really? Really, Karla? Bitch- I’m literally out here in royal linen and you’re wearing mom jeans and- a cardigan? What is that? God. I’m gonna fucking- I’m gonna beat your ass. I fucking HATE you and your ugly ass sense of fashion, Karla. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4910 Remember that our dispute is just inside the house, not outside....... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4911 It was at this very moment, at this particular intrepid conjunction of the heavens and the spheres, that the king had given up on looking for his car keys and decided to go for a stroll amongst the common folk. Maybe he'd stop for a latte, who knows? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4912 Don't worry. This is Hollywood. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4913 Quick, Ming Palace is just around the corner. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4914 No, I don't think everyone is staring because you lost your sceptre. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4915 Stop complaining! Remember we’re in Canada where you said you wouldn’t have to be a royal! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4916 ‘Walking whilst Royal’ is now a thing. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4917 Even though Howard and Josie were bummed out about the a car loan debacle, they still felt aspirational enough to head out into the city for a brisk walk. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4918 I am going for the be the change you hope to see in the world look. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4919 Did you see the color of that dog's collar? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4920 You look the part, but do you lack enough honor to act the part? 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4921 I know I said I would rule as a man of the people. But if I don't wear the crown, people won't know how important I am. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4922 These colors don't run. They do enjoy strolls though. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4923 Abdicating the monarchy isn't a black and white issue. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4924 Do you also miss the paparazzi? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4925 I hope they ask for my autograph. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4926 Why did you give him your horse? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4927 I still say they could have exiled Mueller or Yovanovitch instead of me. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4928 If he can do it so can I. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4929 I thought Canada would be a friendly place, but they say the way I dress is goofy and reminds them of Halloween. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4930 These Trump rally’s are really getting to you. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4931 Think of all the debt we just took on. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4932 I said "Put on your Rolex Red Grape; not Faux Fur Red Cape!" 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4933 See, I told you Canada has some nice pubs too.. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4934 Royal buyer’s regret... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4935 That Kingman really thinks he's somebody! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4936 If you wanted to call attention to yourself, couldn't you just have gotten a bluetooth headset? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4937 Brett, you'll never make it to Milan. Your cape isn't Gucci. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4938 Stop being such a royal pain! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4939 Google said if you really want the job, you should wear your best outfit." 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4940 Just another prince with his princess on a walk. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4941 That rat is high off his medication 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4942 Is it just me, or does it look a bit bored today? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4943 If you are embarrassed by this, then we should probably cancel our plans for McDonalds tomorrow 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4944 No need to hide the crown. In a week or two, none of the Canadians will even know we here. They'll all be in Florida. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4945 You never know what works in the primaries. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
4946 Hey who colored you, asshole! The uhh the guy what did Schindla's List?? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4947 Brian, neither walls nor subjects make you the king you really are inside. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4948 Dammit, Jerry. I was being facetious when I called you, "your royal highness." 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4949 Yeah, I know I got the crown and the robe....but I'm still impeached. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4950 All things will pass, your only King for a day. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4951 Can’t you really remember where you parked the state coach? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4952 Fine, it's not just a phase then. But don't complain about pushy beggars later. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4953 ...and so they continued their miserable existence hoping that someday the child would return to the restaurant and finished what she started... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4954 You are repressed but you're remarkably dressed. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4955 Of course I saw The Crown. And, NO, we don't have the Rolls any longer. You know as well as I do that the royalty business is not what it used to be. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4956 I don't think your aloud to bring your own cape and crown to Burger King. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4957 I've just about had it with this 10,000 steps a day. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4958 I don't care if Burger King gives you a free burger and a toy. 38 dinners is my limit! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4959 I think I want rejoin the royal family! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4960 Yes,my part of town is really white. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4961 I'm sorry we missed the Halloween train. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4962 Where now, Henry? I thought you said you had a keen sense of direction. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4963 So where’s this medieval time you were talking about? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4964 How much do you make in tips? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4965 not another 30th birthday incelebration! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4966 Well that explains the gas station 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4967 I’m not saying this solves the subway rat problem, but it certainly makes it interesting. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4968 Maybe we should do the same with the cat 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4969 Lets try this again without Algernon 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4970 I told you pigeons like cheese. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4971 Do you think that the mouse knows he can open the window just clicking on the right? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4972 Maybe we should try self- driving car? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4973 I told you not to leave your intermittent fasting book near their cage, Robert 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4974 We call him “Elon Mousk 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4975 That cat is surely sonna have a challenge 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4976 I don’t want to go to Burger King 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4977 I'm afraid this is not our kingdom... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4978 Accept Cookies 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4979 I’m just tiered to be your K 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4980 'I feel like we are blending in quite well, Louis' 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4981 Honey, I swear Google said we were eligible for a tax refund 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4982 ‘So, this is Queens. Sorry if it’s not what you expected.’ 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4983 same ol' same ol'...i thought it would be different 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4984 Well this is disappointing. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4985 What do you mean we're losing the cleaner? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4986 Someone is going to recognize you and tell your wife. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4987 No, I called you a pained royal in the Alsace. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4988 I didn't think it would be like this. I should have paid better attention to Poe 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4989 It's like Jeffrey said, dress as a prince and reality fades away. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4990 Hmmm, I thought I swiped left... 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4991 ‘Just a warning. His Majesty is a little ripe’ 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4992 I know your name is king babe but this is getting out of hand. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4993 My King, will you be walking to Mac Donalds? I could call you a buggy. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4994 maybe Emmanuel and I can work on building our medieval wall here, and start the red vest movement. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4995 Would you date me again if I became the Democratic candidate? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4996 Fortunately the Reign of Teror is over. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4997 I told you not to wear that ridiculous hat and bow tie. Everyone on the street is going to laugh at you. 1.1167 0.03827 60 55 4 1
4998 I'm thinking about leaving the royal family. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4999 I can't believe Peter told you it was a costume party. 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
5000 I don't know, it's a hard decision. Do you want a burger with fries or Chinese? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5001 Royalty just isn't the same anymore 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5002 I want to see your penthouse David, Uriah and I only got 100sq feet studio 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5003 I told you before the crown doesn't work. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5004 You don't seem to be getting the genuflection you'd hoped for. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5005 'Friend, New Yorker, countryman, lend me your ear.' 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5006 So... Burger King was fun, huh? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5007 This generation really doesn’t appreciate the “prima nocta” jokes anymore... 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5008 Well, I told you this would happen when you forego your title and decide to live here. Depression is likely. Actually, I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing at your crown. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5009 We could have stayed for the final chorus- they were yelling “down in front” not “crown in front”. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5010 You may feel what you are not, as you appear how you feel. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5011 And it came to be that Harold in all His glory absolutely destroyed on Twitter today. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5012 OK, you are a Royal Pain in the Ass! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5013 You would have been happier with a Happy Meal. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5014 We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5015 You can take a king out of his country, but you can't take his country out of its king. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5016 You can wear the crown BUT PLEASE stop singing, "hold the pickles hold the lettuce special orders won't upset us...!" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5017 I’M TELLING YOU, WE TURN RIGHT ON KING’S STREET AND THE ENTRANCE WILL BE OPN OUR RIGHT! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5018 Maybe next time we change the subject. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5019 The Only Emperor Is The Emperor Of Main Street. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5020 I know Harry, but it just wasn't your time. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5021 Just because "corde du roi" is a false etymology doesn't mean you couldn't still wear the jacket. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5022 I kinda thought I'd be getting more confetti and parades upon my return. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5023 She asked me not to dress like ‘literally someone from the streets’, so I agreed to ‘literally’ not. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5024 When can we stop dressing for the job we want? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5025 It is very noble of you to show such support for the monarchy but really this is too much! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5026 Are you going to sulk all day because your favorite bathroom stall was taken? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5027 If you don't make your own life colorful, who will right? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5028 Better to reign in the suburb than to serve in the center" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5029 All right then,how do you want to be treated? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5030 Maybe you should start by being nicer to your “subjects”, King Uber One-Star! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5031 I need to find a john to sit on. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5032 I know your home is your Castle but I thought maybe we'd do Chinese tonight 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5033 When you were booed for giving the athletes Impossible Berders, you should stopped there and not doubled down with Impossible Tacos and all the rest. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5034 That was a good effort, but maybe overstated? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5035 Why does everybody look at you like your a peasant and I’m Royalty? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5036 I knew I should have put more into my 401K. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5037 A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse"! That's what you said 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5038 I've given it a lot of thought, and I'm going to file for full custody. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5039 We blend in so much better here in Canada, don't you think, Meghan? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5040 Bringing me down Kingsley street are you now? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5041 What if we use the brand name sourly saxes instead? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5042 It used to be good to be the king! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5043 I'm afraid we're not in England anymore. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5044 What did you think you were going to get out of being King for a Day??? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5045 It’s so frustrating. People see “Nigerian Prince” in my email signature and automatically assume I need their help wiring $40 million out of my country. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5046 Who do you think you are, Donald Trump? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5047 Arthur, if you want to fit in with the locals, you'll at least need bigger shoes. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5048 Don't worry, we'll get that loan next time Harold. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5049 Maybe we expected too much. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5050 Canada isn’t as great as we thought it’d be, Harry. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5051 Donald, maybe should wait few month. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5052 Harry, it's Toronto! Can't you just dress normal? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5053 We’re just going off the beaten path. Try to look more Pleb. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5054 I hate when people say our powers are "only ceremonial." It's like they're saying ceremonies aren't important! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5055 I think they have GOOD BEER here in Canada. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5056 No Jan, your attitude is the people repellent. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5057 When does the window close on your fantasy football championship celebration? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5058 Throne is where the heart is... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5059 I know you’re trying to fit in. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5060 I told you, Gary, King's Day isn't for another month. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5061 To the dismay of his wife, Gerald found a way to manifest his grandiose inner demeanor. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5062 Is the theme color today grey? I didn't realize that. I thought it was dress up as the royal family day today. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5063 So I guess McDonald's is out and we're going to Burger King 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5064 Harry and Megan said this is one of their favorite brunch spots." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5065 Well Harry, at least you got to keep the uniform! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5066 Even Burger King skips meatings. 1.1167 0.03827 60 55 4 1
5067 It's all an illusion. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5068 Oh, no, no no! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5069 (I don't care if it IS written in your DNA; Noblesse Oblige sucks!) 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5070 They will see that you really don't fit in 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5071 I think you will have to let pick out your clothes for a while. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5072 Don't you think that getup is a bit off-colour? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5073 Treat her like a Queen they said. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5074 Autocracy is just around the corner. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5075 Maybe you’ll get reign tomorrow? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5076 It may be Brooklyn to the hoi polloi, but for me it will always be Kings County. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5077 If this is Casual Friday, what do you wear the rest of the week? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5078 Yes, I KNOW you won the Fantasy Football Pool... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5079 Listen to me Harry! You make life so much more non-bleak! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5080 The crown clashes with the Constitution. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5081 Think. When was the last time you saw your kingdom. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5082 In fact, the Emperor did have clothes. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5083 But I'm not wearing a robe, Karen! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5084 You say you're on board with our move to Canada but, seriously Harry, are you being honest with yourself? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5085 I told you the Prince Charles bit wouldn't work twice. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5086 I thought we'd still be royals in Crown Heights. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5087 I guarantee you’re not the only couch salesman who calls himself the Sofa King 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5088 The Hensleys were disappointed that the ' Queen for a Day - 2020' reboot was not more inclusive 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5089 You’re too bright to win over the masses 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5090 So you’ve stepped back from royal duties except when you want a seat at Minibar? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5091 Watch out Harry & Megan are out for a stroll 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5092 i told you he is color blind 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5093 What did she mean by "he's no Prince!" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5094 I know we lied to my parent's, but this is ridiculous, King Dan 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5095 The reviews were accurate; it was just an upscale Burger King! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5096 You really shouldn't have accepted the title, dear. I think they expect us to cover their IMF debt now. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5097 Republicans. Hold on to you wallet. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5098 Keep walking. That was a lot easier than I thought it would be. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5099 At least they didn’t have a guillotine! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5100 Do you think maybe your minister was talking about a metaphorical crown and robe? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5101 When I said dress-up, I didn't mean it like that! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5102 Maybe the common people just think you're a pompous ass. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5103 I no longer feel upwardly mobile. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5104 Happy Valentines Day 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5105 The guidebook shows the castle just around the corner 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5106 I like Megan and Harry, but really, must it be fish & chips for dînner ? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5107 . . . I think that birthday cake was ment to be eaten. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5108 Canada you said...Canada would be good! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5109 It's hard to get away from your grandma when she's on the Loonie and the Toonie. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5110 Hey Shannon, is this considered white privilege? 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
5111 I believe you’ve carried this “London empathy” thing far enough! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5112 Your Highness, it doesn't matter! If he feels like shooting you on 5th Avenue, nothing will happen to him! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5113 You idiot. King Canute tried to stop the tide , not the bride. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5114 That spanking was harsh! It's not my fault you took his crown and robe! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5115 I just don't feel very 'despoty' anymore. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5116 We moved to America to get away from the trappings of royalty. . . . Any regrets? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5117 You just had to go all in on black 22. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5118 No, I don’t know why they don’t call it Kings County anymore. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5119 Lose the crown; we’re in Canada now. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5120 Sure it might be a bit much for dinner with your parents but when Harry left the Royal Family he told me to wear and enjoy them 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5121 In New York a little less majeste wold go a long way. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5122 I told you, Harry, In Canada we’re 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5123 No George, I will not follow you to the Plaza Hotel and be your Melania for a day! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5124 I told you you weren't Drag Race material. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5125 You're the king of your castle, not East 78th Street! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5126 I hate to think this, but are we in the "Schindler's List" movie? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5127 All this may be mine, but I don't want it anymore. 1.1167 0.02999 60 54 6 0
5128 Louis, I beg you, no more ancestry sites... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5129 When grandma stopped paying the bills I realize we have to find alternate income, but performing for bar mitzvahs, rally? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5130 King of the Castle means you leave the cape and crown at home, Herb. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5131 We will find you a queen’s outfit somewhere on this beer crawl, hun. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5132 Prince Harry's new life. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5133 Demanding he call you Your Highness was a bit much, even for you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5134 Pick anywhere they don't serve Chicken a la King. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5135 I think we should go back to work 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5136 Those ignorant peasants... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5137 I'm sure you'll feel better after Chuck-E-Cheese. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5138 Do you have to let everyone know you won your Fantasy Football League this year? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5139 Harry, why didn't you defend me when we were living with your family? They're such racist pieces of lowlife shit! And take off that stupid crown, we're in Canada for God's sake! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5140 Well...You know what they say? Once a king, always a king... but once a knight is enough! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5141 I'm not calling "The King" anymore. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5142 If that outfit gets us mugged I'm going to personally crown him . 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5143 Now this kingdom really suits you well, it has everything you asked for! Tariffs are high, the general public is fearful and obedient, and we are about to kick of an industrial revolution. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5144 You look like an idiot. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5145 Doesn’t canvassing to overthrow democracy undermine the argument? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5146 Ever want to give it all up and move to Canada? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5147 Just started my new venture. King walking. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5148 Not everybody appreciates a colorful monarch 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5149 Dress for the job you want was funny 10 years ago, get over it John. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5150 I told you that Brexit wouldn't be easy. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5151 I told you the meal wouldn't be gratis. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5152 Maybe you should just go out without clothes on. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5153 Date night is fun but but I don't want to be the dirty rascal again. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5154 Well, you told the Queen you wanted out! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5155 Charles and Camilla. Don't look shocked. He's so ready to be king. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5156 John I told you, "The King" wasn't a costume screening... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5157 Thats why you wear the robe! no one can see you picking your wedgie 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5158 So what if 'King of the Sidewalk' didn't excite the record label? You'll think of something else. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5159 Watch this Remake of “Sliding Doors” to see if Arthur becomes a King or a Sketch Artist. David B Smith, Miami Beach, FL 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5160 We're drawn like shit 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5161 I'm just saying, my royal parents won't allow their daughter to marry a stand-up comedian. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5162 Honey, you’re taking this Impossible Whopper thing too seriously. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5163 Looks like your tour book was a couple centuries too late 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5164 I told you it was a queen costume party. Not a royal party! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5165 He is prowling around like a commoner, I am his dummy. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5166 Heavy is the crown filled with honor and integrity when you're a republican these days. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5167 If it makes you feel any better, I think you would've played a great plant-based Burger King. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5168 Something tells me that the stylest's opinion of "in season" is a little outdated. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5169 Hold on. I think you left your sceptre and orb in the reastaurant. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5170 I think you're going to need a different look for downtown Toronto. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5171 I'm sorry to hear that you're balding but the robe was a nice touch. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5172 Well .... this is how non royals move around the city when going green ... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5173 King for a day! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5174 Stop whining we tried. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5175 So what do you think we should do for all our people. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5176 I think I'm a bit over dressed forVancouver Megan. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5177 The only thing you’re king of are Crayola Crayons. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5178 Well, you got your horse. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5179 Could we rethink the no-frills monarchy? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5180 You/re the King: You're the King. Just keep saying it! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5181 It's worth trying. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5182 Jack, you broke yours! I'm sorry I rolled over it but that one is mine! Now give it back! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5183 Look at it this way, you are still are ahead of prince Harry. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5184 Maybe they'll recognize you at McDonald's 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5185 Yes, dear, I'll never know how heavy the crown is for you, The King of Lighting Fixtures. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5186 Don't be angry. Not every place can serve Chicken a la King. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5187 You stand out in a crowd , well so dose a nude sculpture 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5188 Hope that I can show up on Instagram this time... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5189 step back as senior royals... become financially independent... move to canada... stupid inbred fingerfucking ginger dipshit... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5190 "Back in the day everybody knew about Imperial Margarine..." 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5191 My wife always reinforced there was something un-special about me. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5192 You may be carrying 'every man a king' too far, if you take it to the corner pub. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5193 Ah well 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5194 Nobody cares that you're the King! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5195 Honestly Donald, don't you think living in the White House and dominating the Twitterverse are statement enough? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5196 The doctor said I’m an impotent man, so I’m going to dress like one. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5197 Harry, I get it! You missed your royal life style but for God sakes ... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5198 Really expected more of a fuss over your abdication. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5199 Son, I realize “everyone” is doing it, but I strongly advise you to complete your full year as Senior prom king. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5200 Harry, are you sure you don't miss all the attention? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5201 It was Your idea to leave the family! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5202 In this Egalitarian society your crown is nothing more than a reminder of days of yore when you would be riding in a horse drawn carriage instead of schlepping to the supermarket. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5203 No, I don't think you are next in line after Andrew. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5204 As I was saying Harry... the only way you can ever be King now... is at a Chucky Cheese birthday party! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5205 We can fly non- stop from Vancouver to Los Angeles 1.1167 0.03827 60 55 4 1
5206 Honey, at some point you'll have to accept that not everybody is going to call you The King. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5207 Two words will get us through this. Reality. Teevee. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5208 I can't believe I lost my MAGA hat. Let's see if this will do. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5209 that may be what your clothes look like to you, but.. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5210 I thought you had it in Spades. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5211 I'm telling ya, you're going to love the poutine at this place, Meghan! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5212 Harry, I know we said we wanted a normal life, but I miss the trumpets everytime we enter a room. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5213 Slowly but surely, the fallout from abandoning Sussex Castle for a walkup in Sussex, NJ, takes its toll. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5214 I know what people say, but you really are the burger king! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5215 We're just not fitting in.....Ego alert Frank! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5216 To be plain, I told you I'm in Toronto to return to 'Suits', Harry. Certainly not like this. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5217 No. I don't think changing your name to Your Highness is a good idea. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5218 If I could just get my Monarchy to turn the corner... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5219 See? I’m perfectly capable of blending in. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5220 Another successful K-date hookup. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5221 Can't you leave the crown at home when we go out? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5222 The Realm of "Joe the Pedestrian" 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5223 You need to transcend the color barrier. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5224 That was the wrong fast food place? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5225 As his time as ‘King-For-A-Day’ draws to a close, he and his lady ponder how he might be remembered. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5226 Do you think I overdressed for the pub crawl...? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5227 Harry, you’re having ambivalent thoughts about giving up royalty, aren’t you? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5228 It’s okay Harry. If you start to miss the royal pomp and circumstance, we can always visit the Prince Edward Islands. And if you learn how to pay for things, you can tell everyone that the women in the picture on the money is your grandma, hey. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5229 How could you forget to bring your beret to Paris? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5230 Maybe not for you, but for me this is royal pain. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5231 I thought the whole point of moving to Canada was to blend in with the locals! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5232 Bummer - you thought you traded your kingdom for a horse, but it was just an online swap scam. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5233 Your crown is stupid. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5234 I don't think 'hide in plain sight' works for billionaires, Jeff. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5235 The invitation said "royal casual" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5236 How many times have I told you just because you go to Burger King and put on a crown won’t make people treat you special! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5237 Well, at least you're king of my butt. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5238 I know you won the National Spelling Bee crown, but that was 40 years ago. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5239 Be careful, the king is crabby 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5240 But you really can’t step back from the monarchy, Henry, until you’ be stepped up. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5241 I don't think you needed the cape and crown, Harry. Everyone in Toronto knows who we are. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5242 I don't think dressing for the job you want will work this time. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5243 Sorry sweetie. The Royal Carriage is in the garage. They’re trying to reinvent a wheel. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5244 I know it’s our first night since the baby but we only went to ‘Burger King,’ for goodness sake. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5245 I still can't believe you thought they would give you a discount! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5246 Your king! Why do we have to walk with the commoners. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5247 Not going to happen, Harry. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5248 I'm sorry. I met that Nook tonight and he had me cornered. What was I to do? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5249 Come on - let’s go around one more time... I just know the British Monarchy is here somewhere! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5250 Hey Louis, wait a second. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5251 It's not a whopper of you believe it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5252 This isn't working out, so it's high time for us to return home to Blenheim castle. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5253 The crown and robe just don't impress like they used to... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5254 Being king is great, but the goggle eyes? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5255 You knew this town was grey 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5256 No doubt about it– two eyes are better than one. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5257 If it were Windsor Castle or Kensington Palace we'd be recognized by now! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5258 There’s always McDonald’s. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5259 The least they could have done was lock the door! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5260 I thought we came here because you wanted to avoid the attention. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5261 this doesnt look like the kingdom 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
5262 I can't believe you ate the whole thing. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5263 Why is so important to have someone ask for your autograph? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5264 Cyclops Royalty on the Town 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5265 Showing your true colors. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5266 Welp... that rules Louis C.K. out as court jester... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5267 Harry, I thought we agreed to take the us out of pompous. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5268 I'm not asking you to be best. I'm asking you to be better. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5269 Now that we are in Canada I’m not so sure. I mean people don’t pay the slightest attention to me at all and I’m even wearing my robe and princely crown. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5270 The alchemist said he'd give me a ten percent commission on referrals. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5271 Cheer up. You still have the highest approval rating on amazon. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5272 Honey, they have meds that can restore your scepter. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5273 Yes, you're a prince among men. But I want a king. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5274 What did you really expect after Brexit? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5275 Louie, are you sure you want to wear that at this point in history? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5276 I still re-enacting the 'Emperor's Clothes' could have been more embarrassing. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5277 When I forget MY phone, I'll ask a commoner directions... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5278 These come as you are parties are becoming a royal pain. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5279 Ugh, Harry. I can't imagine what you plan to wear at the neighbor's BBQ. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5280 You might want to rethink this audit strategy. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5281 Maybe if you had worn your crown and robe, too, I wouldn't look like a royal fool. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5282 I just saw Prince! He's alive! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5283 I'm so hot for you baby 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5284 Call me ignorant, but I think you’ve got the story a bit backwards... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5285 You see Burger King has the crowns! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5286 It's not good to be King now. Let's move to Canada. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5287 You are not a bum, Harold - you just got some bad advice on where to invest the Exchequer. You'll reclaim your rightful throne soon enough! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5288 If you keep treating me like a king, I will have no choice but to role-play in public." 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5289 Crown's on your head, but it's making everyone uneasy ... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5290 Play the long game, everyone knows you're the king of people of color. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5291 Karen, confidence is king. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5292 Donald, dressing like a king does not make you The King! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5293 This was a fun stroll, but we should really head back to the White House, Donny. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5294 I’ve been doing the dishes for three days straight. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5295 I will be king! And you will demean! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5296 Well, it’s not a common occupation, you know. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5297 I get it. You live in Crown Heights. But you shouldn't be disappointed that nobody else is laughing. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5298 Who told you there were auditions for new royals? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5299 It's good to be The King of Cartoons. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5300 You're right, you totally deserved that raise 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5301 'King for a half-block' is pretty good, too. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5302 It makes me happy to wear the crown, thank you for understanding. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5303 This is what I was worried about. I wanted you to see me for me-not for who my family is. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5304 But honey, you'll always be my Burger King. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5305 Is it so hard for you to blend in like everyone else, Your Majesty? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5306 You bought a crown? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5307 Hunny I heard this great song by Sara Bareilles, we both agree, "Who died and made you king of anything?" Love you though... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5308 It was good while it lasted dawling. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5309 If you are so much less stressed since leaving the family, why does it bother you that people no longer pay attention? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5310 I know the song sounds great but being one is another matter! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5311 Sandra realizes Richard's a Dick 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5312 Come February the only socially acceptable crown is the fur-lined crown of course. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5313 Dammit, Harry, I told you to give it up once and for all. Now we're gonna be noticed. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5314 Just because AncestryDNA®says that one of your long lost relatives was the King of England once upon a time, does not make you one here in Canada. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5315 You DON'T look 'European'––Y'look AMERIking. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5316 Two leaders, one vision 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5317 The jury saw right through your alibi, Henry, and no wonder. “Uneasy lies a head … “. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5318 Fool's Gold, You're not Really a King 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5319 I need to find a new dentist. I don't think insurance is gonna cover this kind of crown. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5320 Harry I thought we agreed to leave royalty behind 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5321 Oh rats, Phillip, I think I left my tiara on the park bench next to that filthy homeless camp. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5322 GOOD NEWs...NO FIRE... NO OCOTT MORRISON... BUT | WANT THAT CHEESE #NOVEGAN 1.1053 0.02724 57 52 5 0
5323 We need to stop buying subjects from the Edison line. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5324 Did you ever think maybe your head wouldn't lie so uneasy if you wore a hipster hat? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5325 Sorry, it's just that Rulers make bad lovers with or without a Sceptre 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5326 For the last time, you are not Charlie Chaplin in ‘A King in New York.’ 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5327 Sorry Harry, this not Royal walk about, just isnt working in Canada 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5328 D'you think the watchman noticed? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5329 Henry always went to the theatre in costume just in case there was an injury and he was called upon to save the day. Sadly for the 1,323 time...he was not. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5330 No one dresses up anymore." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5331 How you treated the waitstaff was atrocious but you must remember pretending we’re Harry and Meghan is different now. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5332 Look, it's still good to be the King even if you can't get a reservation at Jean-George. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5333 They told me this would be good. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5334 So what if the firm took your HRH away. You’re still getting free burgers. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5335 They used to call me Prince - “Here Prince! Here Prince!” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5336 I have always wanted to fit in, but not very much. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5337 Sure, you did him an enormous favor, Mitch, but he will still make you stop wearing it. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5338 I told you no one cares that you're a Yelper 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5339 Last night when I said I wanted to buy a dress on King St, what exactly did you hear? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5340 Sunday dinner at your mother’s? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5341 He's actually got clothes on this time. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5342 next time ask for the manager, not "off with your head" 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5343 My kingdom for a Radio Shack! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5344 Really, there’s a difference between mine and theirs, right? No, seriously. The precious metal, jewels... 1.1053 0.01770 57 53 4 0
5345 I wish you wouldn't wear that outfit EVERY time we go to Burger King. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5346 George, I think President Trump just pardoned you for opposing the Am Revolution 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5347 Gadzooks, that was their Royal treatment? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5348 This doesn't look like the royal road to geometry, or anything else! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5349 I know the place has lost its charm for you, darling, but the kids would love to celebrate their birthday at Pizza Express again. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5350 King Shit of Fuck Mountain never received the appropriate respect due a visiting dignitary when he descended from his kingdom’ heights to hit up Target. Queen Jennifer’s insistence on dressing like a commoner certainly didn’t help... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5351 Who said it's good to be the king? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5352 Now that we've left the royal family, we need to get used to pickups at the dry cleaners. Until we get a doorman, at least. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5353 Yes. I know you love chess more than I can ever understand. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5354 So let me get this straight: I used to be Royal? Um, yes Archie, that's right. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5355 apartment i grew up in felt haunted sometimes. and it wasn't even rent control! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5356 Your hypothesis was wrong Jerry, I still feel empty. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5357 Love, you too had no other options. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5358 Harry, I thought you were working away from this look! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5359 Eventually, the class divide became an issue in Reginald and Jo Beth’s marriage. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5360 Let's hope the don who runs this place doesn't see your silly crown. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5361 Maybe floggings should take place after Cabinet. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5362 Who do you think you are, Burgher King? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5363 Really, abdication is better cold turkey. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5364 What? Don't look at me like that, i lost a bet to your brother. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5365 Monarchy is totally due for a comeback and then who do you think they'll call dear? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5366 You get to call me Queen Anne only when I get my jewelry and expensive dresses.” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5367 Airs of royalty are one thing but higher frequencies of light?.... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5368 He'll be coming round the corner when he comes. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5369 You won't believe your eyes. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5370 Don’t pay attention to these peasants, they’ll never understand the crown. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5371 Darn it, the cleaners still couldn’t get the colors off. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5372 So King for a day just means a little color added. Go figure 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5373 Sometimes that drafty castle doesn’t seem so bad. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5374 I told you we'll blend in living in Canada 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5375 No, Arthur, I'm not going to buy you a sword. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5376 I think it's 'breakfast like a king and dinner like a pauper,' not the other way around. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5377 You can't just say 'off with her head!' and expect to win every argument! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5378 Tootle loo...Fiddely day..The actors life is gay! Dice of two Corn fields blue! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5379 Shopping for my exact size is always a royal pain. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5380 If I had two I'd be king 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5381 Did you see that, Janice? Mister cowboy hat and his dog both blinked, I truly am the king of staring contests! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5382 I'm starting to think I'm not the king of Brooklyn. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5383 Harry, I told you we would have to give up the 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5384 No, Burger King on Valentine's Day isn't so bad. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5385 I'm so sorry, your Highness...but at least you get to keep your crown. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5386 There's always a new sucker around the next corner" 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5387 Are you sure Harry doesn’t want to be recognized? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5388 SURE, YOU'VE LOST IN THE NORTH UMBRIAN CAUCUS, IT WAS ONLY FOR THE UPCOMING 1740 CAMPAIGN. " 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5389 My kick is getting the bills paid on time. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5390 You have to stop going to Burger King 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5391 I've kissed enough frogs to stop believing in fairy tales. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5392 They must have run out of cake! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5393 I guess you'll always be a royal pain in the ass. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5394 Sorry but eating one serving of Charlotte Royale does not suddenly make you royalty. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5395 I’m merely saying that if you’d gone black-and-white royal like everyone else we could’ve afforded an Uber. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5396 I may be a royal pain but I'm a royal nonetheless. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5397 Another trip to the accountant, another year paying in. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5398 Harry, we are trying to blend in! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5399 I thought people dressed up in this city? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5400 The Queen Mother said you can come back IF you agree to never just walk down a street again! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5401 No, Stan, my insisting we needn't follow royal protocol is not questioning your DNA results. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5402 That's fourteen people we've passed that haven't recognized us, Harry. You doing okay?" 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5403 Here's your opportunity to bite the King in the ass. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5404 Sometimes 'Dress for the job you want' just isn't going to work. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5405 I told you they would not believe you were the king of Ireland." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5406 They're not hiring. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5407 This isn't quite what I meant when I said, "Dress for the job you want.' 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5408 The dairy-free vegan soy cheese doesn’t seem to be having the same effect... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5409 NOW ALL YOU NEED IS A BRAIN! OH, HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE OF THOSE IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR!! 1.1034 0.02683 58 53 5 0
5410 Oh honey, every man is not a king. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5411 Maybe Mel Brooks was wrong -- it's NOT so good to be the king. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5412 Before he got elected, I was King. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5413 Naive tourists just asking to get mugged. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5414 Harold couldn’t understand why the marriage counselor always seemed to side with Madge... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5415 Being a royal makes you feel like you're the only person in color in an otherwise black and white world! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5416 Well, now that we live in a monarchy... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5417 Gosh Mr. DiMucci, everybody knows you're the King of the New York Streets! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5418 What made you think being royalty was a talent? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5419 you'r a king , we don't have to walk. call an uber. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5420 Treat him like a King so that he treats you like a Queen, they said. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5421 You know Elias, you're taking this checkers "King Me" thing a bit too far. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5422 So you're just going to walk away from the monarchy? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5423 I think we make a BIG mistake. And what its that smell! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5424 I know it's a tough turn to make make. But your kingdom isn't coming. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5425 Dale and Sandra's daily walk changed forever the day they open a Burger King along the route 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5426 In nine months I don't want to hear anything about your crown, Henry. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5427 Pretty common here! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5428 I said “be my princess”, I just don’t see how that’s about male hegemony 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5429 Not what I meant when I suggested you add some flavor to your administration. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5430 Really Harry, you're six times removed from the Windsors! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5431 Look, you chose Colin Firth, maybe next Halloween, do a more recent movie. Deep cuts do cut deep. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5432 Democratization 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5433 A king should be able to decide whether he wants Thai or pizza 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5434 It was on the walk home that the King decided to introduce a vegan burger. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5435 It seems to me that you find pretty much everything to be a royal pain in the ass! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5436 5 minutes in and he’s already in better control of the missile than Trump. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5437 Repeatedly, cheese demonstrated characteristics of a performance enhancing drug 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5438 This only happens with the Gruyere 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5439 Well, who better to test that new travel sickness drug on? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5440 I said rat pack, not jetpack 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5441 I think research is going to have to look at a new mousetrap 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5442 after quitting tik tok, Mickeys perfomance increased slightly 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5443 They made an enhancement to the maze right hand rule algorithm. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5444 It’s a little bit funny. Sir Elton is on my tail. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5445 I'm king for a day! Are people looking? Do they look impressed, honey?" "Your Kingdom's in awe, dear 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5446 Heads up, there's a new man about crown. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5447 We can see by your coat, that you are a royal, get you a coat and be a royal too. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5448 So my dad said I was HIS princess, this won't prove anything to him 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5449 Yes, you're the King of Magic, but I doubt that when you reach the corner you can turn into a Frenchman! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5450 I'm walking off a hangover. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5451 What does that even mean, he wants to "go find himself?" I know he's our son but I swear the only time he invites us over for dinner is when he wants something. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5452 Ditch the crown, you look like a dork. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5453 I thought we agreed to give up the titles.” “Fine. But I’m not going to throw away a perfectly good crown.” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5454 Charles, it's no Clarence House, but I think this next property might appeal to you. Also, there is a Tim Hortons just a block away. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5455 I really hope “one button” Craig and his wife aren’t around the corner. I don’t want him to see how sad I am after being rejected by that dog. Also, I wouldn’t consider this crown to be heavy per se, but it certainly isn’t helping my psoriasis.. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5456 I’ve been throne-surfing since she abdicated. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5457 King of the castle would be nice. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5458 Wait, it's not Halloween yet? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5459 I told you London wasn't the place to showcase that outfit. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5460 Glad I took that online class..." Amelia Shellabarger, Goleta, Ca 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5461 Just because Meghan and Harry quit, does not mean there is a job opening 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5462 Stepping away from the royal family hasn't been as easy as I thought. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5463 Roger, when I said I wanted to be “Queen for a Day”, I just meant a break from all the laundry and Thursday carpool. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5464 Well, that didn't go over as I expected. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5465 It's OK Meghan. We didn't need all that money, there is a really swell corner up ahead and we can panhandle for coins. It'll be royal ! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5466 Try to blend in... 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5467 Get over it. Lots of people prefer McDonald's. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5468 George, I can’t find my crown anywhere. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5469 So how are things going in your realm today? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5470 Seriously? You thought you could get us a table on your charm alone? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5471 Although trained as an accountant, he felt certain he was destined to one day rule the world. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5472 Sorry Harry. She's never been to Hollywood. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5473 Oh Frank, I mean Henry.. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5474 Yeah, well, the orange hair guy got it. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5475 Really....really... do you really think they’ll nominate you? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5476 I have stepped back from The Family. Now I'm just a regular guy. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5477 I said you wouldn’t get that job at Kohler given you’re only experience is sitting on your throne all day. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5478 Harry, I thought we have been trying to lay low lately. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5479 Bill and Marjorie find that a crown and robe just don't have 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5480 Good thing Ben&Jerry gives you free ice cream on your birthday. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5481 This isn't how you prove you're the king of the castle. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5482 But Harry, you can ditch your crown in Canada!” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5483 So your dry cleaning wasn't ready today? No, it was. Why do you ask? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5484 You might want to reconsider wearing your crown on the street, this whole elite-ist thing is proving problematic... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5485 Is that the way to greet your public? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5486 You're always ruling or complaining. 1.0926 0.01869 54 51 3 0
5487 Now people are starting to think that we are shooting a loosely defined period drama—on a hidden camera. Your birthday was a week ago. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5488 A beret?!?!!! The House of Don King du Paris or nothing. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5489 I can't believe that no one else dressed up for National King cake day! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5490 You look spooky! - - - You look spooky! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5491 Stand still Harry, I think we're being drawn. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5492 How many times do I have to tell you, that's not how they do things at Medieval Times. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5493 Don't worry Hank, if we can make it here, we can make it anywhere 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5494 Harry... I told you not to bring your crown to Canada! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5495 I know, dear, Meghan and Harry have left everyone feeling a little lost and confused. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5496 I think we should have moved to The US 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5497 Trust me, old fashion trends always make a comeback. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5498 Edward, take that plastic off your head; that ship has sailed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5499 Just like I said,it's not going to get you a free hamburger 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5500 I feel like a marked man. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5501 Mardi Gras is over, Rex. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5502 Harry, I feel you are going to have to try harder to blend in now that we have moved to Canada? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5503 I said white after labor day. Not monarchy. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5504 Maybe less UBER and more ROI. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5505 Do you know how silly you look, Frank. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5506 So, who died and made you king of anything? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5507 No Andrew, saying that you were in the Woking branch of Pizza Express is not the same as being "woke" 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5508 I'm telling you Meghan I just don't feel like we've successfully shown that we are not active members of the senior royal family. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5509 When I said, “you’re a royal pain in the arse, I didn’t mean you’re from royalty” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5510 Don't get me wrong, I love it here, but I could afford a 3 castle fiefdom for what I'm paying in co-op fees. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5511 Sorry King, royal decrees alone can't change Pleasantville. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5512 Take it off Harry, you're embarrassing me. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5513 Burger King's branding was just too strong for some." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5514 The Royal Decree of Casual Friday applies to Ourselves as well. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5515 I thought it was going to Reign! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5516 Long live the king...... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5517 Who knew that self-identifying as a King wouldn't get you that raise. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5518 What do you think of Canada? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5519 I told him I liked the royal family and he has to dress like a king on our first date 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5520 &kuunmo9 1.0926 0.03515 54 51 2 1
5521 Look on the bright side. Times past,you would have been be-headed - not sent on vacation. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5522 I kind of wish you hadn’t beheaded the paparazzi. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5523 They’re fighting again Harold, just give your brother the crown if it’s so important to them! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5524 Face it, being royal just isn't what it used to be. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5525 This new Queen for a Day Service redefines itself. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5526 So far so good. No paparazzi and that pawn shop is just around corner. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5527 Maybe Boston wasn't the most logical choice to reinstitute royalty. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5528 It's true that you're running a transparent campaign, but do you think the electoral college will go for it again, this soon? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5529 Honey, are we lost? No, I know where we are going. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5530 I can’t believe that, as you thought you looked 'more royal', you could tell Queen Elizabeth II to shut up. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5531 To you it might be an oath of loyalty and liege homage, to me it means I’m willing to cost-share the condo fees 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5532 Now can you understand why Harry and Meghan wanted to get out? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5533 You're taking that Thompson Twins song a little too seriously. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5534 Stepping back" isn't what it's cracked up to be.. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5535 No, you still don't look like Harry, and I won't wear Meghan's outfits. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5536 Do you think this is in the spirit of our agreement? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5537 Maybe paparazzi aren't indigenous to this area. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5538 I told you that the Halloween parade was next week! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5539 I can understand it when Jocelyn wears her tiara and princess gown to go shopping... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5540 Meghan and Prince Harry trying to remember who he is. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5541 Jim took “a king for the day” very seriously. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5542 The outfit was expensive, let alone the royalty fees. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5543 I don't think that people are going to believe you are Prince Harry, even with your fake English accent. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5544 Well Trivia King, should I call you Monarch of Mistakes or the more casual Mr. Third? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5545 Don't look surprised ... The Emperor doesn't have new clothes. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5546 You say it's good to be king, but we can't even afford an Uber! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5547 It's what everyone was wearing on the cover of 'Royalty Magazine' 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5548 I’m sorry, Gertrude but your son is a hack. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5549 Look, ok, I get it! But whydya hafta shoot that guy over on Fifth Avenue?" 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5550 The Impossible Whopper is a way of life... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5551 ‘From now on, I’ll take them at their word when the sign says ‘No Vacancy’. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5552 THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING REDUX 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5553 This is ones idea of keeping a low profile in Canada? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5554 Other than beheading your wife, now you can do anything! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5555 I told you he crown was enough. The ermine cape...just wrong. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5556 Bernie Sanders is unelectable. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5557 Just because you think you’re royalty doesn’t mean you ARE royalty. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5558 I'm not looking to jump into another relationship right away, but am totally open to seeing where this goes, my lord. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5559 I was surprised when you stepped down from your royal duties. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5560 Abdicate 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5561 You are Not going to rule me when we get home! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5562 It's not a delusion of grandeur when you actually are grander! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5563 Lucky you, about to hit a royal flush! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5564 You see Meghan, I miss nothing about conducting official business of the royal family 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5565 If your plan to get free burgers didn’t work at that other place, what makes you think it will work at McDonald’s? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5566 y honey. I thought we were parked within our fiefdom. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5567 Perhaps, after all, I’ll step back from royal duties tomorrow. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5568 More like caesar salad than Caesar. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5569 I shall blend in by mimicking the commoners' world-weary strolling disposition... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5570 Well, what'd you expect? It's a Banana Republic. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5571 He really is a royal pain. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5572 Well, Edward, I guess you could abdicate. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5573 It soon became apparent to Steve that the Monarchy system in his hometown needed to be retooled. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5574 The Emperor Wears No Skechers 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5575 I heard the Queen was looking for a new Prince. It’s always best to be prepared. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5576 I think I left the stove on. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5577 Well, with Harry stepping down I'm closer to becoming King and I don't want to be ill-prepared and looking like a wanker. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5578 Such a shame you got Coronavirus during fashion week 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5579 When the internet came back online, Harold, now homeless, soon regretted yelling, 'My kingdom for a decent WiFi connection!' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5580 Well *I* think your new clothes are delightful 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5581 This one is a fake. Mom won't let me wear the jeweled crown. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5582 No, Hal, it doesn't make you look presidential. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5583 I really think they are going to recognize us . . .especially you with that crown on your head ! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5584 You know, dear, even though you love working at BURGER KING, don't you think this is a a bit much? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5585 Yes, you can wear your cape and crown in Canada no matter what the news people say! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5586 It was nice of you to buy cake for everyone, but they didn’t seem to appreciate it here. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5587 You see! It is not that I do not like walking, it is just that I am not used to walk in such narrow spaces. It is so stressful! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5588 Donald, it's one Halloween costume. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5589 Well, Megan says it's not going to happen. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5590 Meghan and Harry go for a stroll in Vancouver. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5591 Four years at King school and not a vacancy anywhere. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5592 I could have sworn it was Wednesday! 1.0926 0.03515 54 51 2 1
5593 You seem great but I don’t think I’m over my cousin yet. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5594 My hope is that if I keep dressing like a king, maybe they'll start treating me like one... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5595 Pedestrian right-of-way is king 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5596 As I warned, Your Majesty, just because you Aren't incognito doesn't mean people Will recognize you! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5597 Ralph, you're taking this King of Queens thing way too far. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5598 I told you halloween was next week! Why can't you just listen for one! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5599 Now, remember George, just because you were once a king doesn't mean that you will get the job. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5600 I think maybe they're not quite ready for you to bring back the monarchy. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5601 You may want to consider under selling yourself. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5602 I said I could crown you, but you just don't get it! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5603 It’s backfired. I thought if I married you, they’d let me out, but they’re inviting you in. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5604 I don't think your outfit will get us a king-size upgrade at La Quinta, dear. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5605 Well, they didn’t say it would be good every day. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5606 We may be reduced to nobodies, but the social scene in the land of the blind couldn't hold a candle to this place. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5607 I don’t know why they won’t just do what I say. I mean, look at me... I got the cape, I got the crown. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5608 Bill decided 2020 would be the year of "extra." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5609 You’ve taken this promotion a little too seriously, Jeff. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5610 Goddamn Harry and his goddamn etsy shop. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5611 Easy now, Caissia. We can still turn right on E. 5th street. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5612 still, there's so much you have in common 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5613 It was Harry who missed royal life the most. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5614 I know you're sad about stepping down from your royal duties, but you need to try a little harder to blend in. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5615 You do know that Trump was acquitted. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5616 Take that damn thing off, we’re not in England anymore! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5617 It's just a Meet-and-Greet. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5618 I was looking for one of those online forms to let me perform a wedding, turns out they were really burying the lede. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5619 Leaving the royal family wasn’t your best idea. I miss the Royce, the chauffeur, the cook, nanny and unlimited expense account. To get back I have to win the lotto. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5620 The pea was in my piece of pie. I'm committed now. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5621 This cartoon does not depict King Mawati the III of Swaziland and his girlfriend going out for a quart of two percent. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5622 Don did say though, it's " what your country can do for you. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5623 I can can live with this, Herb, but please stop calling the cats, Parlament! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5624 Maybe Harry and Meghan are onto something. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5625 Enough with the “camp”. The Met Ball was months ago, Harold. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5626 You just had to take the last turkey leg... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5627 Yeah, I thought we could afford it too. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5628 So, I heard Canada is still hiring. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5629 Does my seperation anxiety from the Palace really show? I thought I would fit in more easily then I have...What now? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5630 My love", You will always be my King 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5631 If the royal family can't keep it together how are we supposed to 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5632 So you wanted to low key it in the U.K. but not in B.C. ? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5633 You are a royal pain in the ass, you know that? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5634 Here we are again Fred, in this weird dream ,but i am not calling you Your Highness when we wake up 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5635 I don't have the heart to tell him that his hair is on fire. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5636 You've got to get over The Last Tango in Paris. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5637 We could try 'Wendy's' for a change... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5638 You get free carpet installation, if you dress as a king, at Berber King 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5639 Buck up. You're not really a commoner unless you act like a commoner. Not to mention your $40 million. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5640 I appreciate how you are open about our relationship. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5641 If I say that people should not drink 32 oz. sodas, then it shall be so. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5642 It's hard to believe you didn't blend in on your last visit, Prince Andrew. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5643 My psychiatrist says that if I shout, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!” that you should not tell people I'm taking a drama class. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5644 Harry is doing his best to blend in. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5645 Well Harry, I can think of one way to be less conspicuous now that we're our of England 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5646 Never mind millennial muck racking, Brayden. You did your best. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5647 You think they do the whole queen-king thing in the U.S? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5648 you are king of the castle,not king of the sidwalk 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5649 Yeah, and Jack was "King of the World." Lotta good that did him. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5650 K-date caters to a very specific clientele. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5651 That stunt you pulled back there? Don't be such a royal pain in the ass. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5652 So what if Hallmark didn't give you a part? You can try again next month! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5653 mmm....their pizza is deep and crisp and even " 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5654 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It is your dream to be the King of Queens. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5655 Everyone is slowly fading away. Is this my fate to become the king of nothing? At least I have this cool red cape, maybe I’ll jump off a building and see if I can fly like Superman. Will you say something dammit? I’m going through a crisis here!!! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5656 Maybe try to blend in. The last one who didn't was guillotined. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5657 Sorry. I didn't have time to fix the hole in your sock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5658 Royalty doesn't have the perks it once had. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5659 Balls, said the queen, if I had them, I’d be king. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5660 Perhaps a wardrobe change should accompany stepping away... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5661 They just turned a corner. There can be no turning back. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5662 Are you slumming, or do I have ideas above my station? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5663 I guess there really is a new king in this country. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5664 The peasants won't obey you because you're wearing cheap cologne. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5665 Don’t be silly, I love YOU, your highness. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5666 Although a constant source of frustration, King Roy the Sort of Mediocre often walked amongst his subjects, completely unnoticed. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5667 Post Megxit: "Hary, maybe you should lose the cape, and next time we go to Burger King, do you have to get a crown? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5668 My dear, this town is not fit for a king. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5669 Herb, take the freakn Burger King Crown off now! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5670 I think people would ask more questions if I DIDN'T wear the crown 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5671 Every man's a king in gay Paree. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5672 Just don't forget that the real power is held by Parlia-me. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5673 When you feel the end of the plank execute your most beautiful swan dive. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5674 Prince Harry trying to blend in. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5675 So this is the new Crown Heights? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5676 May 15, 1937: It has been six months and Wallis cannot believe Edward has not gotten over things. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5677 You can take that off now, we're no longer in the land of the blind. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5678 We DID say that we wanted to be financially independent from the Crown. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5679 Turn back and run! The Corona Virus and his wife are just around the corner!!! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5680 Don’t even mention Burgerking 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5681 Wear the crown”, they say. “It will make you shine”, they say 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5682 The King of Queens goes out for a stroll... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5683 Prince Harry's adjustment took longer than he initially planned. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5684 I know you can grow up to be anything, but really..... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5685 I said you're a royal pain. Was the robe and crown really necessary? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5686 Why did I even bother getting clothes? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5687 I know, right? If only you'd been black, we would've had a chance! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5688 Just because the President does it, doesn't mean you get to act like a King! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5689 you can't win 'em all, honey 1.0926 0.02317 54 50 4 0
5690 Hey, Kingy! 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5691 That's two steps back, one step forward. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5692 No Kings, No Gods, Only Pedestrians. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5693 I told you "a king of industry" wouldn't fly. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5694 Would you rent your costume for my party? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5695 The sword wouldn't budge. 1.0926 0.02317 54 50 4 0
5696 This February falls on a leap year, so you’re actually king for TWO days. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5697 I still don't think the Queen will select you to replace Prince Harry. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5698 I swear the tea party was tonight! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5699 A look at Harry and Meghan fitting in. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5700 Honey, I don't think the costume party is this way. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5701 Bill, you're too old for this" Karen scorns under her breath. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5702 If you had grown up at Windsor you might miss it once in a while. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5703 I told you that silly costume wouldn't let you get around NYC's horse carriage laws, Stan. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5704 I keep telling you I'm not a king, I'm just a matador wearing Bart Simpson's scalp 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5705 but this is the anonymity we hoped for 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5706 So now you're king for a day. Tomorrow you wash the dishes. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5707 This is the last time I dress up for a blind date! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5708 Harry, I'm glad Canadians don't mind you wearing the crown in BC. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5709 You’re not going to get street cred by saying, “Nice biatch.” 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5710 And so it was written that King Fred skipped town on his pub bill. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5711 'Man of the people' my ass! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5712 'as the king krime, i would like to report a felony' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5713 I know that you agree that they should not have called John Bolton. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5714 I didn’t know cosplaying ‘The Crown’ was even a thing. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5715 Do we tell him he’s lactose intolerant? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5716 The Crown doesn't impress anyone anymore. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5717 Not royal anymore,let 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5718 Wrong hands? at 1f this gets into the cage 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5719 Lets ignore this as an outlier and move on 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5720 This one our last mouse, i hope it works this time! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5721 I thought "when in Rome, do as the Romans do." Do we have one for Paris? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5722 The crosswalk doesn't recognize royalty, Mr. King. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5723 You'll always be The Wiz to me. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5724 Im sorry for not explaining that it was a play from Stephen King and not about Stephen, King of England 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5725 Well, you told me to dress for the job I want... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5726 You're the queen of saying that I'm 'the king' of things and I'm a very literal person. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5727 My options are open, sure—but you gotta dress for the job you want. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5728 Your Brexit cosplay has gone on long enough, Harvey! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5729 I think you could make a great Schindler’s List joke here 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
5730 Harry, at least they let you keep the crown. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5731 Although people aren’t listening to me, it makes me feel powerful. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5732 Explain to me how I told you to go into Target for milk and you came out with a children 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5733 I don't think they are auditioning for Harry replacements yet. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5734 When you said King, I was thinking England not the village! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5735 Don't worry, they'll begin to notice you. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5736 And thus, tax return season was upon them. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5737 Could a dethroned Burger King be President? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5738 my mom told you to bring me a ring not a kind 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5739 So is it really better to reign in Winnipeg than serve in Windsor? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5740 Comedian Frank Trumpf... on a lark submits a blood sample 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5741 Shelia, I'm still dumbfounded by Harry and Meghan's royal departure it's really hitting me now. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5742 Well, it's not as bad now. I'm glad I didn't just stay in New York for all four years. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5743 I just really think that we could look at Google maps to find the Faire, we don't have to punish ourselves to live a Victorian life. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5744 Better a country without a King than a King without a country. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5745 They must have thought that the Crown Virus was contagious. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5746 'You look ridiculous! Everyone's staring at us!' 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5747 High horse in the stable? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5748 Yes, go back and apologize. It’s faux ermine. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5749 Now that you mention it, it does make your head look a little heavy. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5750 I take my title quite serious, Gwen. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5751 I see what you meant by cheese-wiz... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5752 Wait I can’t remember... is this maze for us or for her? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5753 But... what if the rat is vegan? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5754 Year of the Rat mascot tryouts reach new heights 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5755 Flip that kingly frown upside down.” 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5756 Be patient Harry ... We agree on Megxit terms. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5757 I know you're the king,dear,but we still have to be approved by the coop board. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5758 I told you they weren't royalty. They give all the kids a crown. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5759 Have you ever seen Schindler's List? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5760 What’s wrong with people, don’t they see us! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5761 I don't get it; we've always showed contempt to our court. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5762 I wanna love like common people do 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5763 If you really wanna be a man of the people, I have a suggestion. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5764 My career counselor said to dress for the job I want 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5765 My God who da thunk he’d take that “King for a Day” birthday card to heart 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5766 I can't believe they made me give up the royal car, too! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5767 Well, honey, you are always telling me I'm the King of Nothing. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5768 A man without a castle is like a day without sunshine. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5769 I don’t know why he thinks he’s so powerful after leaving the barbershop 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5770 Next time I'll reserve a table by the window. Then people will notice. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5771 Awe, honey, maybe try out for Vegan King? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5772 But honey he died 1,458 years ago! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5773 Not everyone can be Queen for the Day! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5774 Jeff your play was certainly off Broadway" 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5775 No one drives a car in New York. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5776 It’s ok, you’re not the emperor any more 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5777 I hear kings are coming back in style. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5778 Well, you wanted a trial by fire... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5779 nono 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5780 King and Queen announcing The Plague Depression to all the poor bastards. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5781 Not all privilege is visible. But some is. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5782 My boss said I had to show more self-confidence if I wanted a promotion... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5783 Who woulda thought? After all, I was only 127th in line to the throne, Marjory! All those other royals, they ran like rats when it came time for the succession to be decided. Even Henry Lascelles, Marjory, Henry Lascelles! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5784 Honey, you are a landlord not a king. How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling renters serfs? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5785 ... how exciting, I cannot wait for the so-called "rush hour" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5786 Where is this party again? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5787 Quick, start singing, O Canada 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5788 Try going naked. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5789 I´m sorry your co-workers laughed at you, I just thought you looked cute in the crown. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5790 You never know who you will meet here 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5791 Have you ever played Kings in the Corner? You're about to. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5792 They are all like burgers not fit for a King 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5793 She liked almost everything about being treated like a queen. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5794 You're really taking that "King of the Castle" thing a little too far 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5795 So then I said, "Are you certain this is margarine? It sure tastes like butter" and it's been on there ever since. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5796 Meghan: Isn‘t it time to let go, Harry? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5797 The crown makes the man. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5798 I don't think Harry and Meghan are looking for a different royal family, Dan 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5799 Irving confronts his inferiority complex in the most direct way possible, but people still ignore him. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5800 Who would have thought Burger King had coronation powers? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5801 MAGA does not mean bring back a monarchy.... at least I think it doesn't. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5802 i think you are over-dressed 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5803 Chin up! You didn't get to meet her but at least you were able to buy that replica crown from her ex butler's shop! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5804 Elaine out on a date with the Wiz- Nobody beats him! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5805 Well your Highness, want to try to get a table someplace else without a reservation on Fat Tuesday/ 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5806 I have to admit, your self-esteem has improved. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5807 While the prince wanted to stroll through town unnoticed, he found it impossible to separate himself from the accoutrements of royalty. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5808 Spider-Man costumes to kindergarten, that’s when it all began. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5809 I dress up as a king on Fridays to show my loyalty to my favorite restaurant Burger King Sebouh kandilian Lexington Ma 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5810 The little king is unabashed. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5811 Harry and Meghan adjust to life after giving up their royal titles. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5812 Is it still good to be King? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5813 You made the decision now live with it ! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5814 You have a meeting with with Lebron at 2pm and Doug Heffernan at 4pm. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5815 After his last experience with Uber Pool, Charles much preferred to walk home from the Opera. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5816 They will not think too much of you King George, today is October the 31st. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5817 they said,confidence is key... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5818 Sweetheart, just because it’s a colorblind world does not mean the people can see how great you really are 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5819 There’s no place like Canada. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5820 Wearing a crown had lost its appeal since they abolished the guillotine. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5821 Its an ego thing with you isn't it, why do you have to wear that every time we go see the newest version of King Kong? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5822 Maybe we should move to Florida. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5823 The king is naked, I swear 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5824 Mankind. Kind of a king, kind of a man. What would you do? On a sidewalk surrounded by other kings. Pass it down? But if we’re all kings, we are all equal. Keep the crown. Be the greatest of all. Put theirs above your own. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5825 See - you didn't get a discount at Royalty Restaurant. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5826 I miss the red carpet treatment. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5827 It’s a JOB INTERVIEW... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5828 You'll always be the king of my jungle bae" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5829 Louis, can't we do this just once a year? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5830 Bijan rocks. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5831 Aha!! No McDonald's on this corner!! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5832 The Bishop is going to know you feel threatened. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5833 Next time don't buy everything on sale, especially at the 1$ store. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5834 Migrating AND being sixth in line might start a movement to institute an auxiliary position. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5835 I can always tell when our cartoonist is watching Schindler's List. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5836 Don't stare, Mary! You'll bust our incognito! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5837 sorry, Harry, but in this country the burgers have crowns too! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5838 Meghan, I promise I'll go shopping for new clothes next week. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5839 Your attire is going to be so popular for this Trump Campaign Rally 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5840 damnit Gerald, I told you that being 'the king of this ass' was just ceremonial 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5841 Don't worry, dear. Next time we'll get you the orange wig. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5842 Isn't anybody after a Knighthood anymore? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5843 Even if you wear the outfit, the Canadian's won't make you king Harry 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5844 Let's go home, I'm done with children setting on my lap 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5845 It's my best to not culturally appropriate the natives. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5846 Should I call your agent? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5847 Just because Prince Harry left doesn’t mean they need a new one 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5848 Listen George, no one is buying this, “King for a day,” bit. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5849 An outfit is all about the right accessories. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5850 Charles, either step on the crack to take that damned thing off! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5851 You were supposed to say: "To be, or not to be" not "two bits". 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5852 Prince Harry, while we decided to move to Vancouver Island in Canada, you mean you failed to bring even one of our Windsor horse drawn coaches over? Walking on Vancouver Island is NOT the same as walking in London. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5853 No, they picked some guy named Jamie Dornan. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5854 I think they were rude. You're entitled to you own definition of casual Friday. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5855 If people start bowing and saying "Your Majesty," it's not you they're addressing, it's me." 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5856 You can tweet him, but even he can't change a color's name from Royal BLUE. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5857 Why are thy carriages without horses..." "Drop the act Garry... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5858 Well those kids wouldn’t have thrown rocks at you if you hadn’t worn that stupid crown outside, James. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5859 Are you sure this is King Street ? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5860 Is there something in my hair? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5861 Hank, the prom king thing was twenty seven years ago. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5862 I didn't realize putting Frogmore on AirBnB meant we couldn't also use it 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5863 I wish you would not insist on wearing that cape and crown to physics class 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5864 I think your royal fixation about replacing Prince Andrew is poorly founded. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5865 Honey, I think I forgot my scepter. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5866 It's a living! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5867 I just can't eat another burger. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5868 I don't think Burger King has a dress code. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5869 Actually, it's very obvious that you're NOT going to blend, Edward. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5870 So you're telling me they came out with a chicken sandwich right after you released the impossible whopper? The audacity! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5871 Canada isn’t bad. I kind of miss the pomp though. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5872 The neighborhood dentist is out touting his wares again." 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5873 Are you sure I’m not overdressed? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5874 I’m having instant regret about taking the Crown Jewels dear... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5875 Let's agree to never speak about that again. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5876 Honey, your birthday was yesterday, it doesn't make you king for life. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5877 A walk to the Tailor’s 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5878 This isn't going to get us to the front of the DMV line any faster George. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5879 Louis, you still won't get better service from French waiters. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5880 Well, Canadian anonymity was what we wanted . . . 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5881 That crown's not going to help us get a taxi! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5882 If Trump can make president then he can be a king. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5883 We made $10 as Prince Harry and Megan lookalikes! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5884 I suppose you can tell everyone it is for your Mardi Gras krewe Harry. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5885 Harry, I told you we can't wear the royal garb anymore. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5886 Ted felt like he was royally screwed by the coat-check guy. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5887 Excuse me! I am here to reposes your Crown and Royal Robe 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5888 You think cares if you're a descendant of Louis XIV. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5889 Of course you’re always happy, dear. You’re the only one with clothes with some color and wearing a golden crown. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5890 Prince Wednesday, relationship is about more than just playing with each other - it's about being together! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5891 I can't believe you wore red! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5892 You're standing out like a sore thumb, Harry. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5893 That was some donation, Oscar. The least they could do is name the award after you. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5894 Psst...Quick! King Smallhand is coming... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5895 But the Emperor does have clothes honey! Vintage designer no less. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5896 I am already homesick without the attention. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5897 Harry, I told you no one in Canada cares about royalty! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5898 Your regnum name? That's ridiculous. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5899 Last generation had it so much better with human chariot rides. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5900 Pleasant Night for a walk! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5901 Hey handsome, looking for a date?” “This is not what I meant when I requested a royal escort. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5902 Well, Max. Do you think perhaps you are overdressed? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5903 The UK in ten years. God never cared about the "Queen." 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5904 Halloween was last month honey 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5905 Hey, did you see that dog, honey?" "No, sorry, I got distracted by your sun. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5906 Why do we keep getting pick-pocketed? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5907 What a nincompoop! "We'll fill the royalty gap?" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5908 I told you, Harry, you’re just an average Joe now. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5909 I told you it wasn't our stop, Ed. That's just the name of the station. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5910 That queen of hearts was very bitchy! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5911 Maybe that new Whopper is drawing away some of your loyal subjects. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5912 When Jagger left the neighborhood you were the man but with Billie in da throne you got to wear much bigger sizes! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5913 You don't need to be elected...just make a few wild proclamations and they will bow down before you 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5914 That restaurant was a royal bust. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5915 I thought they meant the play not the board game! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5916 This Coronation Parade is a bit of a let down. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5917 You'd have to be a real lowlife to enjoy that dump, Your Highness. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5918 All hail the King of Calabasas! (Harry, I think it’s working.) 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5919 Who would have thought that walking would be so difficult?? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5920 Don’t mind me I’m just going to buy your whole town 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5921 True, Harry and Meghan's exit has left a loyal vacancy 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5922 You didn’t need to dress up for dinner, we’re just going to Hooters 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5923 Tonight, let's try someplace other than the "Royal Lush". 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5924 Harry, I feel your royal pain. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5925 Burger King is still a blast! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5926 Harry, resigning the Monarchy isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5927 You're only King for a day...now return the crown. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5928 Careful. The ex-pats were out slumming again and lost their way. Must have misplaced their royal compass. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5929 I can't believe no one has put this on Tik-Tok yet. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5930 So then I outlawed hands. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5931 By the time Charles came to the throne, only the Crown was left. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5932 Seriously Jerry, I think they will make it your way even if you don't wear the crown. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5933 Now that we are regular folks, should we learn skating or curling first? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5934 I'm sorry you went to the trouble of getting the ermine, Ed, but no one is going to assume you just quit the monarchy. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5935 I told you not to pick the one from the pilot experiment... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5936 He really took ‘test group’ to a whole new level 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5937 This subject is from the internet - free control group 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5938 mashanegunkelly 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5939 Interesting... It appears the subject has skipped past legal weed and gone straight to jetpacks. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5940 It read the ‘who ate my cheese’ book 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5941 We thought this was an easy task, but it turns out it is rocket science. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5942 He needs to claim we have the greatest Space Force in the world. This is all the evidence 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5943 I hate testing early adopters during CES. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5944 He already has @ name and trademark: the Ratjetpack 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5945 If you’re thinking ‘A- Maze-ing’, I’m not either. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5946 Did we really need this maze now that we have flying rats. scientist2: damn right 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5947 Yeah, it really was a rocket science 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5948 Is adrenaline junkie a separate column? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5949 that puppy REALLYmoves. for the last time, Jim, it’s a mouse 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5950 How could you forget where you parked the carriage? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5951 Time to eat that cake she recommended. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5952 Putin shmutin. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5953 Don’t worry, If it’s impossible for you, it will be impossible for McDonalds too. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5954 It’s simple really- they can’t overlook the king for a promotion. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5955 I let you be king of the castle, king of the road, king of the hill and even king of the jungle, but I draw the line at king of the corner! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5956 Boy, that Sockeye King Salmon sure stays with you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5957 So yeah, we export sheep placenta serum. Choosing a business mascot was hard. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5958 Don't take it personally, Dear. It's the era of Megan and Harry. Nobody notices royalty anymore. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5959 The dog started to but didn't to waste it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5960 You really thought a British accent would get us free drinks? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5961 LeRoi du Coeur is not The Rocky Horror Picture Show. you needn't dress for it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5962 Just because your name is Harry S. Place doesn't get you in any line of succession. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5963 I told you it would've looked better in the blue. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5964 Best costume for overcoming social phobia 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5965 Ahead, hang a larry. I think we’ve nailed this blending in business, eh? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5966 You look nice, Jack. And they say you're supposed to dress for the job you want, right? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5967 Sir, that's not what the museum guide meant when he said customer is king. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5968 You said we'd get the limo, Harry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5969 They want to be loyal, Edward, they really do. But, when you extended King-for-a-Day to King-for-a-Month they just stopped noticing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5970 The invitation said casual, not royal. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5971 I tried to explain that ‘dress the part’ can only take you so far. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5972 Just because Harry and Meghan left doesn 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5973 Maybe we should move to Canada 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5974 No, they didn’t want a replacement for Harry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5975 So the Hoboken Mediaeval Club awarded you "the Order of the Crimson Sleeve" because of your home-made crown - and now you want to meet Meghan and Harry!! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5976 AWOL royal at 3:00. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5977 Do you miss the palace, Harry? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5978 I suppose you think you are above the law, too! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5979 I'll walk you to the Megxit. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5980 Are you trolling for a kingdom? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5981 Falling back a few paces and gathering her resolve, Janet finally decides to ditch him and his stupid tradition of dressing up as King Marty every birthday. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5982 I told you kings are so passé. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5983 Napoleon and his wife leave the coronation. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5984 Do you think you were a bit overdressed for child's birthday party? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5985 I told you to go with the gray! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5986 Well, not the reaction I expected, but progress -- at least it seems like people can see them this time. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5987 I think I would rather be a Royal! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5988 Well it's better than his last pair of emperor's clothes 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5989 I thought that Machiavelli's work would have made me more popular." - Brittany Brock, Portland, Orego 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5990 If that thing falls off your head, I'm not catching it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5991 See? I told you I was smart! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5992 It’s back to therapy for me. I’m seeing that Schindler’s List girl again. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5993 Don't be so hard on yourself, Tom. You'll always be the burger king. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5994 I thought, by declaring myself King, the people would fear & respect me. Kiss my ring and kneel before me in all my glory. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5995 Do you think they'll notice we're from a different strip? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5996 Must have meant 'left' at Big Ben. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5997 No body wants and ex-prince. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5998 Please pave the way to Stone Street! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5999 Every restaurant has a dress code and a suit coat is a suit coat. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6000 So there was no meat in the burger, you are still the King! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6001 You were right, Jim, you should have gotten a spray tan and dyed your hair orange, too. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6002 A king among men? No, mostly you're a royal pain in the neck. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6003 You can’t expect everyone to bow down to you, my liege. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6004 I can’t believe he didn’t recognize you. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6005 You're the one who didn't want to pay for a taxi. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6006 But still, Carl. I'd really rather be me. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6007 My crown for a beret. 1.0625 0.02105 48 46 2 0
6008 If you wear a fake golden crown, you can get away with anything, Ethel! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6009 No, I don't think this will get us seating at Tavern on the Green. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6010 I know you want to suspend the rule of law,Malcom,but what became of your dream of becoming a plumber? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6011 Everywhere I look it’s Kings Hawaiian. We had to go all the way to Naw’lins to get a King cake! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6012 So. . .King of The Village is not enough for you .... you have to invade Noho? Go ahead, but as your wife and queen, I think it's a bad idea. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6013 Opt out Harry—there's so many thing you can do instead—like becoming an optometrist! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6014 But Harry, I thought you were stepping down from your royal duties 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6015 How long have you lived in Williamsburg? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6016 It’s very noble of me to agree to see you this way. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6017 I can't believe I'm doing this just to get a free royal banana split. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6018 Harry, The crown is probably not included in the royal step back plan. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6019 Well, that's another restaurant we've been kicked out of--you should not have insisted the waitstaff address you as 'Your Majesty' 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6020 Prince Albert discovers his namesake. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6021 So I sez to myself... "maybe if I wear this here crown and sable robe and I walks around the block a few times, someone's bound to have something mildly amusing to sez about it." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6022 Wearing a crown doesn’t make you King of the castle these days ! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6023 Honey, do you feel a little off color? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6024 And I'll bet Hallmark invented President's Day too. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6025 I'd rather walk than hail to a cab 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6026 Are we going to walk down the common streets like everyone else?” “Ugh. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6027 Wow! That's what I call a High-price spread!" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6028 I can't believe they wouldn't take my "new clothes" back just because I couldn't show them the receipt. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6029 Be caeful where you walk. Someone could shoot you in the back and get away with it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6030 It must be love... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6031 HRH was willing to give it all up for Nancy but Mum rejected their business plan for the high tea shop in Ontario. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6032 It wasn-dtaectolog-us-prod-1.appspot.com 1.0625 0.02105 48 48 0 0
6033 Does it have to be a Burger King? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6034 See we're just common folk now, Prince Harry! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6035 King you just try to act normal?! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6036 Getting out among the “ people” ! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6037 No, I don’t think prop comedy is what made carrot top funny. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6038 You have truly "throne" caution to the wind! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6039 I'll be your Sgt. Preston, dear." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6040 Hmm… maybe I left the horse and buggy one block down. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6041 Frankly, you’re an embarrassment of riches.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6042 You know, it’s okay to be considered ‘A King Among Millennials.’ 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6043 I swore I packed your ukase slippers! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6044 Some recognition would be nice. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6045 Street King really did sound better on paper. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6046 A time square Dora inspired me to take risks 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6047 When I said you were "a prince among men" I didn't think you'd dress the part 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6048 The trick to being king is not acting too presidential. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6049 So....Harry and Meghan are ghosting me all of a sudden. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6050 Just because you work at Burger King, it doesn’t mean you’re an actual king, Dave 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6051 I told you that trying to impersonate Harry and Meghan wouldn't get us a lane at the Bowl-a-Rama any faster. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6052 What are you wearing? I said the neighborhood's been gentrified, not royal-fied. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6053 When we stepped away from being Senior Royals, I did not think we would have to walk... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6054 Got those reigny day blues, again, huh, Willy? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6055 This corner could be yours, m'lady. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6056 Nobody ever calls me,"Your Majesty". 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6057 If you're not on social media you're not going to get noticed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6058 You seem particularly crabby today. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6059 If Harry and Meghan are out, why can’t we be in? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6060 Harry, we’re in Canada now. Must you still wear that? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6061 I should have said just plain "pain in the ass." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6062 It seems to work for Meghan and Harry.... 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6063 Didn't I warn you not to take that trip to Vegas? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6064 After long day work: to your service darling! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6065 Maybe you should try Instagram? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6066 I wonder what is around the corner for the those of us in the firm. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6067 My kingdom for a house. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6068 Through a surrogate, Harry rethinks abdication. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6069 You take Burger King much too seriously. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6070 I thought that show was over rated lets see the king and I next time. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6071 I think that's Harry and Megan making a getaway 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6072 Babe, I said "you're my king" in private, this is getting way out of hand. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6073 Well, that red cape is somewhat ostentatious. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6074 My dear husband, who died and made you the king with Trump already being our president?! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6075 I’m glad the job you want isn’t astronaut. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6076 This week, he had to give up his scepter; so try not to stare. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6077 The King of Schlubs 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6078 Mr. I'll get us a discount on burgers! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6079 The esteem for royalty isn't what it used to be. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6080 Remember I’m the King... not so close! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6081 Are we having second thoughts about leaving the royalty? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6082 Nest time I'll push you on your throne 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6083 Are you sure this is the path to coronation? I thought it started in Iowa or New Hampshire or somewhere. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6084 Now that i'm back in one piece I've changed my whole perspective on the world. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6085 Take a right to lose your rights. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6086 If you'd quit wearing that stupid cap, maybe they'd let us in! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6087 Mr President, you may think you are going incognito, but it won't work this way. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6088 When you got down on bended knee and proposed to me you promised me crowns of gold and robes of ermine, so when will they show up? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6089 Listen, I know I called you a royal pain but this is ridiculous 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6090 Don't ruin his ego, he thinks he's the king! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6091 So, what pulled you into the movie? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6092 nan 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6093 But Queen Elizabeth didn't say she was seeking a replacement. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6094 I didn't think they meant crown roast literally, either 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6095 So sweet of Burger King to provide this hat, even though we never asked for any special treatment. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6096 The crown ain't what it used to be. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6097 Treated like royalty?! Ha! Ralph, this is the last time you're talking me into a "free vacation and presentation". 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6098 Stephanie thought to herself: "I told Brandon the crown and robe wouldn't be enough to get past Harry and Meghan's security detail. But did he listen to me?" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6099 Archie, you can take the hat off now. We left Burger King 3 blocks ago, and it isn't even your birthday. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6100 Don’t be discouraged. Super Tuesday is ahead. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6101 You know there are other ways to show your are in highest tax bracket 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6102 You are still impeached! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6103 Sure, there are now a couple of princely openings in their family, but do you really think this is the best way to audition? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6104 Apres toi, le deluge. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6105 We're lost. The sign says 'Bourbon', not 'Royal'" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6106 If only we could find the "Kingdom of Burger" I'd be a real King 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6107 Since we installed a parliment, my people choose not recognize me. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6108 One-Eyed Doll can't help but stare at Mr. One-Eyed King 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6109 You said the tax cuts would pay for themselves. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6110 I think we can both agree that steak wasn’t worth a kingdom, Richard. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6111 I admire your enthusiasm, Bert, but maybe you should dial it back a bit with your adoration of Napoleon. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6112 I just don't thing Business Regal is catching on 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6113 You're in luck -- ahead is the heavy that wears the crown! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6114 These new IRS uniforms don't seem to be helping at all. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6115 Anne chastising Richard, after his disastrous horse deal. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6116 I am categorical Kevin, it suits you better than the kids! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6117 "Looks like Bob won at checkers last night." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6118 Ah Macbeth, afoot again. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6119 The Emperor has no 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6120 Just because you *could* have the doorman beheaded doesn't mean that you *should*. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6121 Sorry, he usually wears his jester costume. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6122 Dress for the job you want to have, they said. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6123 On your knees! On your knees! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6124 I don’t know why everyone calls me “weird” when I am only “eccentric”. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6125 I don't know about you, but I'm feeling our new life is empty. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6126 Harry, It's not that I don't like what you're wearing, its just that I get the felling that you are having regrets about leaving home." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6127 King of the Sidewalk 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6128 What draws me to you—natural selection, or the handiwork of the royal haberdasher? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6129 I thought this was the Empire State. -Lester Cateforis 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6130 I don't think your "Imperial Thursday" fashion trend is catching on. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6131 Walking will be faster. You don't want to have to deal with coronation traffic." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6132 I knew I shouldn’t have given up my royal status! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6133 I hereby pronounce you Lord of the Idiots. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6134 I still say it is a wonderful thing to be under a king. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6135 The Queen isn't interviewing a replacement Harry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6136 Who dyed and made you king? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6137 Let chat about this over a walking meeting... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6138 Here comes your brother, surely he will notice you, and there goes our mother, enough said. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6139 I know they call it the monarchy, but it's lonely to rule in monochrome. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6140 Did you order Uber pool? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6141 This is nothing - wait until we try to get a cab! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6142 Do you think us leaving the country now will boost our Instagram followers over Megan's? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6143 King of Burger or burger king? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6144 If you're a King then how come nobody has bowed to you since we've been out here? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6145 So who’s the dirty rascal? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6146 Seriously, give it up - you were never more than King of the Hill forty years ago 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6147 Remember Harry dear,today is Friday, it's casual Friday at the Office. This is Vancouver not London!!!!! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6148 Go to the middle of 5th Avenue and abdicate in favor of Doughnut Crumb Jr.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6149 Regal smegal you are still my prince! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6150 We should've stayed in London, Harry." By Jimmie Devereaux, 18, Bishop, Californi 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6151 I needed a break from king duty. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6152 I don't think anyone's buying this "casual Friday." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6153 Well, you've tried the autocrat 'thing' and that didn't work out. Why not go back to being just a plain ol' captain of industry?" -Susan DeVico, Healdsburg, C 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6154 Act as a plebeian and nobody will notice you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6155 …all I ask is that you wait until you're President. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6156 Tommy, I think you might be taking this King of Wishful Thinking thing a little too far. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6157 The new "Make France Great Again" crown; Jared and Ivana are in talks to franchise it for their Dad. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6158 Carl, your therapist doesn't want to hear about our tourism problem either. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6159 Hello kind ma'am. I am former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and I need your help. Last night, I was dining out at Burger King when a witch bound one of those paper crowns to my head. Show me to the nearest church so I may be rid of this curse. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6160 Merlin, you cannot travel 800 years into the future, you said. You Highness, you really have to watch your words around him, you know he's getting senile. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6161 See how silly it looks when the crown has to walk with caps and hats? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6162 Have they not heard of eye-drops in Canada? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6163 Why do you and your species get all the plumage?” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6164 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to dominate me... 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6165 I thought they were in Vancouver. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6166 I feel bad there's no Burger Queen. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6167 I say "carnation," you say "coronation." Let's call the whole thing off. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6168 Don't worry, your Majesty, I'm sure no one will recognize you without your scepter. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6169 You're sure I won't get any royal paint in the behind? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6170 There's just something about living in Tremont that makes me think we should of moved to Canada Like the other royals 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6171 Just because you were born on third doesn't mean you hit a triple. For God's sake you're scared of public transit but you keep calling people 'snowflakes.' 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6172 Check to see if DragonX is cheaper than UberX. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6173 YOUR EXCELLENCY THIS IS A SAFE AND NON- INTRUSIVE PLACE FOR MEETING 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6174 If you don’t want to have dinner with my mother, just say so. But we’re not moving to Canada so you can step back from your “royal duties.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6175 I "Even with a crown, it's a long way to Tipperary. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6176 His sister was in Schindler's List 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6177 No one understands my imposter syndrome. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6178 Not to worry. Some day people will recognize you for what you want to be. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6179 Follow in the the foot prints of the King...you think❓ 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6180 Okay, so next time don't order the 'Triple Deluxe' at Burger King. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6181 I told you that nobody else would be in cosplay at Buckingham palace. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6182 If you really want to be liked more by your subjects, you might want to try to cut back on the "my kingdom for a cold brewski" routine. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6183 The court physician said walking is good for you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6184 Windsor, shmindsor. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6185 It's not forever, Hon. It's just a day... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6186 We know you'd like to be remembered as colorful, but your world really is just as drab as everyone else's. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6187 What say we ditch the royals too? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6188 You want gallant? Just wait until we find a mud puddle. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6189 I can't believe I forgot my crown at home. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6190 I'm just saying, have you considered the merits of a constitutional mattress republic? There's no shame in being a mattress prime minister. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6191 O.K., I’ll go first: one fun fact about me is I’m a non-threateningly attractive, ardent monarchist who loves big weddings. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6192 ... and I'm going to name my favorite soda after it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6193 These Canadian carpets hurt my feet. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6194 If you notice unusual weight gain, lay off the Imperial Stout. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6195 I was told to "keep it real" 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6196 Are you sure I'm not underdressed? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6197 It's such a beautiful, reigny day! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6198 If we meet Jeremy, his psychiatrist said it was okay for him to wear the crown. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6199 Narrator: That message from a Nigerian Prince had gone to Phillips head, but hopefully no one else had noticed. (Pause) They had noticed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6200 Don't be a King Baby. Get back in there and take charge! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6201 Why do they not grovel, your Majesty? Well, your greatness is beyond all comprehension. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6202 Are we real or play like?” Don Dechman, Austin T 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6203 I know it cost a lot of money, dear. I still want to go to McDonald's. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6204 Harold was out to prove Lorde wrong. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6205 Look out! Harry and Meghan are looking for a project. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6206 You always forget where you parked the horses, Herman. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6207 Caring Companion Counsels Colorful Cing 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6208 Not that independent! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6209 Does that make me a queen? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6210 I think you’re too hard core for a Sunday paper. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6211 You just had to say "Let them eat cake" Shannon, just had to. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6212 Can we get one paparazzo, Harry? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6213 I know I told you that I would treat you like a King on your birthday however I didn't mean Literally! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6214 I get the whole “King of the Road” thing, but we’re in town now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6215 Some comic quips everyone is a source of fertilizer. You don't have to take it so seriously. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6216 Burger King has really stepped it up. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6217 Arthur, I keep telling you, Round Table Pizza isn't a cosplay restaurant. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6218 That Senate trial didn’t go quite as well for you, did it? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6219 Don't be my Meghan... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6220 Honey, just because people left the royal family it doesn’t mean there’s an opening. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6221 Explain that whole multiverse theory of quantum mechanics thing to me again. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6222 Cheer up! Being King for a day is not that bad plus there so many other fast food options you can consider. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6223 If you keep spending so much on medieval cosplay, we're royally screwed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6224 No, Rob, thinking positively and manifesting your dreams doesn't work that way. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6225 I don't think that the next person will bow before thee either. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6226 Perhaps not at the podiatrist, hmmm? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6227 Harold’s Mother: Harold, why in the world did you think it was a good idea to wear a crown and robe to a Whole Food’s job interview? Harold: I’m 43, and I’ve never felt more like a king. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6228 'Heavy is the head that wears the crown'. - World record holder for "man with heaviest head" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6229 This is why you don't wear your nice white cape to a ketchup store. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6230 Jeez Harry, you didn't tell me I'd have to walk on the outside. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6231 Next time, instead of 'laying claim to all in your sight for the Kingdom of Jerry', just call ahead and make a reservation. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6232 Well,you might be technically correct, 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6233 When he said uneasy lies the head, I thought there was a toilet problem, and when he said you're next in line, I thought he meant for dinner. Maybe we can Brexit? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6234 Why do you keep searching the help wanted ads? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6235 Sorry, I didn’t see the ‘Tut’ in small print either. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6236 I don't think this is the way to King's Row. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6237 So the Camino Real pilgrim's tips site was a fake. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6238 This is the only way we'll meet up with Harry and Meghan now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6239 So you ignored the Constitution,refused to release your tax records,kept your vast land holdings,allied yourself with other autocrats,and yet you still are in power,your majesty? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6240 Melania I told you I will be the king soon.. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6241 It’s called a “city”, Sire. Try to breath through your mouth. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6242 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6243 That's odd. I'm sure your dating profile said "Kinky"; not "King Lee." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6244 The sad King of colorful presence. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6245 I told you, hon; it's the new look 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6246 It just doesn't work when you go for a knightly stroll while wearing a crown 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6247 Really? Getting the Royal hi-zah thing for your birthday technically ended at midnight, George, now it’s my turn to wear the sparkly tiara with never-ending pony rides and eat gobs of gooey filled cupcakes! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6248 Don't be sad, your Majesty. Your horses and men tried their best to put Humpty back together again. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6249 I told you it was a Black and White Affair! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6250 Hun, I still can't believe you chose your Halloween costume for the soiree. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6251 A normal day for King Louis 90 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6252 Don’t worry hunny, I’m sure mittens will turn up soon. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6253 Thank you your highness." "You can call me mom now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6254 When you said we'd be kings and queens, I didn't know your plan was to buy a three dollar crown from Party City. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6255 Pockets 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6256 They're moving to North America to get away from all the public attention. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6257 As usual, two of the town's more colorful figures go out for their daily walk. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6258 If they can't accept the job I'm doing here, I think I'll move to the U.S. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6259 I don't care, Susan. Wearing this makes me feel like the patriarchy isn't crumbling all around me. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6260 Don't be silly! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6261 How far is it to Turd Mountain? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6262 Personally, I've been waiting for the collapse of liberal democracy for years. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6263 Maybe people would like you more, honey, if you didn't insist they refer to you as "Your Majesty." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6264 King of despair! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6265 It’s a long walk back to the castle when you forget to bring your own bags to Whole Foods. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6266 My new title is Master of my own Domain 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6267 Honey awesome job you fit in like a regular Canadian. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6268 I don't care if you ARE the King of the Cyclopes- we're not eating that man's dog! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6269 You have always been my king, Burger! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6270 Where would we go if we leave Potemkin? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6271 It's good to be king" is just a saying, dear 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6272 I wonder if I was to bring the drink Crown Royal. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6273 Come on, you Highness! Say hello to at least one commoner 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6274 Don’t look at their eyes. Trust me. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6275 I know?! I don’t even like “burgers”! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6276 I told you they were not looking for a replacement for Harry and Meghan 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6277 I guess ‘I am Spartacus’ is overused these days. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6278 Well, Happy Birthday anyway. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6279 I don't think this is going to help him win re-election. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6280 It's called a Tim Horton's. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6281 You are a king 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6282 I seem to have misplaced my castle. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6283 But Trump may be very jealous seeing you wearing your high school "King of the Prom" outfit to his rally 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6284 Whatever you do, don't bring up The Crown. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6285 So uh...Any openings at NAFTA? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6286 Are you sure it was the hamburger? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6287 You know shooting is over, Timothée. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6288 Uneasy lies the acquitted that wears the crown. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6289 Sorry Richard, but at least the lobster claw was somewhat useful. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6290 These costumes aren't working. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6291 I am glad you like my new outfit for the Trump rally 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6292 I’m sorry, Donald. I guess you’ll have to become president of the U.S. first. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6293 Pizza Rat?? Coffee Rat?? Wait till they get a load of me! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6294 Don't feel so bad, Henry. Layoffs are very common in this economy. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6295 I don’t care how you feel, , you mustn’t kill. peoplr going our way either. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6296 Yeah, the job security is great and all, but there is no room for advancement. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6297 At least they let you keep the crown and robe although I don't know what we are going to do without our security detail. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6298 For the last time, Laura, I don't have a superiority complex. This just makes me feel pretty. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6299 Get ready for a transcendental encounter ! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6300 Humming "O Canada" doesn't really help you know. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6301 I know you’re dressed as the king of hearts, but please stop calling me “one-eyed Jackie.” 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6302 I know you feel special in your own subway car, but they're empty for a reason. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6303 Maybe you'll feel better the other side of the street. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6304 Another fruitless See If Someone Recognizes Me walk through downtown Toronto... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6305 I know you're a descendant of Robert Boratheon honey. But you promised if I got you an Iron Throne for Christmas you wouldn't wear the crown and robe outside of the apartment. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6306 One more square if you want to castle kingside. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6307 THat wasn’t quite a tip you gave the hat check girl. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6308 For the last time, it is NOT 2334 B.C! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6309 Honey, I think you should talk to someone about your Halloween withdrawal symptoms. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6310 Try not to take it so hard. Not everyone is king and you had the stuff together 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6311 Be careful. There 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6312 Veaganism is the mother of invention. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6313 Sometimes the people I work with are dumber than this rat 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6314 He could’ve done soo much better” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6315 Be prepared! Not only does the Emperor have clothes , they're in color. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6316 Become famous — dress like a creep — design clothes — gain underlings, Frank!!! You can’t jump to step 2! What were you thinking? Ugh, looks like we’re onto Plan B. our daughter + celebrity baby daddy 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6317 Harry thought dejectedly, evidently, cloths don't really make the man. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6318 If I had to give up the tiaras, you have to let go of the crown. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6319 With the whole Megxit situation, I figure I’d better dress for the role I want. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6320 Pssst. The King of Queens is on Prince. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6321 Now, can we go to McDonald's and get an Afro? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6322 They take their checkers seriously here. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6323 Aren't you glad you don't have to do any of this electioneering? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6324 You said we were going to burger KING, Anne... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6325 And you can be my walkqueen partner. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6326 "So, it was between walking about as a dandy or a king. At least you didn't dress as el gaucho walking his zarigüeya disguised as a dog." 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6327 I just thought if they saw my true colors, they would know I am ready. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6328 Couldn't His Majesty have one of his subjects go our for more beer and chips at halftime? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6329 Every time we pass a dog I think of the day Jingles bit Her Majesty and got me bounced down two rungs below my Uncle Toby, First Earl of East Chadwick. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6330 Charles?!? You're still a tad Premature, as usual!" JK Fuller Genoa, N 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6331 It’s an escape room. A clue isn’t “I am Rex!” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6332 They won’t guillotine you, Your Majesty-- just stop Tweeting. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6333 Actually, I do understand why they thought it was table talk when you went into the bathroom and flushed the toilet ten times. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6334 So no one's noticed. I think you make a great king for a day. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6335 I know, but do you think if I wear this to my interview I won’t get a signing bonus? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6336 Darling, your therapist will not be mad at you for expressing your sense of self. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6337 I feel so much better now that I gave up my title... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6338 Act normal. No one will know you stole that crown. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6339 I'm not saying I'm invincible, I'm just saying that I'm king for a day. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6340 The shockingly drab world outside the asylum 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6341 You know, you’re the King and your overdressed 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6342 I don’t know Ralph, looks like that knight has you checkmated. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6343 He didn't realize that when his friends referred to him as 'His Royal Highness' they were mocking him for being an effete little bitch. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6344 So you didn't get the Castle or the Hill, you still got a chance at the Road. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6345 I thought you wanted to give up the crown, eh? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6346 You think Harry and Meghan dress this way? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6347 At least this emperor is wearing clothes! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6348 I would tell old Heavy-Lies-The-Crown that Americans haven't had a monarch since 1776, but I kind of enjoy seeing him schlep around the neighborhood. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6349 Should we return the emperora-099110c591c4.3a60be32-5d60-4342-b25f-56e6032a2e6f.158185 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6350 ...I know we don't, but when you see him please tell him we already have a king of the neighborhood. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6351 Do you really think we will be seen? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6352 It’s my shrink who is delusional! What’s the big deal about my wanting to celebrate Santa Fest? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6353 Now that your mother has passed Harry and Meghan want back in. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6354 I told you shopping for sales wasn't all that it's cracked up to be ~! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6355 No, I really mean it, I love the Whopper. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6356 Yes, cloths do make the man, but I don't think anyone is buying it. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6357 Well Fred, looks like the polls just closed, I think they want a democracy not a parliament. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6358 I thought you were a king? We shouldn't have to walk. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6359 Harry, you need to get past Mum's decision 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6360 I told you the maitre d' wouldn't let us in telling him your the King of Disneyland. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6361 Meghan darling, without my royal title, I finally feel like any other ordinary bloke. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6362 You can't wear that in public anymore Harry. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6363 You look like the Impossible Burger King! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6364 Royal Uber is no better 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6365 Believe me 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6366 Promise me that your Euro-Chic look won't be coming home to Iowa with us. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6367 He thinks to score a pre-war makes him royalty. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6368 You locked the keys in the carriage again?! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6369 Is Queen Elizabeth your Queen Mom, Queen Grand-Mom or Great Grand-Mom? Does she like to play the Royal-Wait-Game? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6370 You were right, auditioning for the royal family was feebleminded. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6371 I have a suggestion, Your Highness, if you really want to experience the local color. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6372 This just isn't my day. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6373 I undertand about walking 45 minutes a day, but why at a fast pace?. We have done nothing wrong. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6374 They are but shadows of our former selves 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6375 I'm sorry if you're not smart enough to get, Jessie May. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6376 Sorry, but just because your friend died and made you king doesn’t mean you get a kingdom. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6377 Everyone on Vancouver Island dresses like we do, Harry. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6378 Henry, it should be obvious that you'll always be a king to me, but seriously, once a knight's enough!!! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6379 People do notice. But they,re not staring because it isn't polite. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6380 I know that you're not satisfied with life, but don't take it out on me. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6381 Well, I think the cape looks nice. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6382 I'm just waiting for the piano. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6383 I know. I used to love it when you said; "I decree..." 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6384 Should we consider moving to Vancouver Island, too? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6385 Relax, no one knows you've never walked to work before 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6386 We left England and still we appear to solicit attention? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6387 I know Burger King. Burger King is a friend of mine. And Mascoot Man, you're no Burger King. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6388 Sorry but "Royal P-I-T-A" is *not* a new kind of bread. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6389 Harry darling it’s still a bit raw 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6390 We should head back, this place looks pretty sketchy. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6391 wit til the rush hour 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6392 The Ruprecht the Casual rebranding isn't catching on. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6393 Ugh. Monarchy is so 1800. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6394 And so Epstein didn't kill himself, and I get to remain in power. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6395 When I said dress for the time, this is not what I meant. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6396 Isn't it about time to step back? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6397 Just blend in Steve, everyone is just going to think you're trying to be Romantic. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6398 You’re still the Wiz to me. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6399 He's scared, he's scared 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6400 Dress for the job you want, I always say. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6401 Sir, are you sure you know the way? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6402 No...you don’t say “fucksya” 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6403 Trust me, they already know about your white male entitlement. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6404 Harry, you don't have to keep the crown on. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6405 Cheer up, Sire. Royal Blue is not easy to pull off. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6406 'Brooklyn' just doesn't have as nice of a ring to it. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6407 Was it just me, or did the guy we mugged look an awful lot like the king? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6408 You never know what’s around the corner 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6409 Stop sulking - I told you that no one in Canada cares who you are” 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6410 "Your psychiatrist says you have delusions of grandeur? Where did he go to medical school?" 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6411 Edward, this is not helping your cause. She is not dying anytime soon. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6412 I said remoulade, not renaissance. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6413 I heard that Meghan Markle likes this restaurant so much they are moving here! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6414 You had a good time today at Burger King, Jim? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6415 The king strutting his stuff. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6416 Stop it, Jill! I grew up with Burger King and I think this crown is just perfectly ME today. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6417 Who do you think had the better time? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6418 We're going for burgers on Valentines Day? How romantic! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6419 Next time just pay for the Happy Meal. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6420 You can't find your reign? Well, keep looking. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6421 I guess anonimity here in Canada is not really your goal... 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6422 I heard that there's an opening is coming up. Just trying to stay ahead. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6423 Listen closely, what looked to him like absolute power was really a trompe l’oeil... 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6424 Bill was always a firm believer in dressing for the job you want. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6425 You’ve officially hit middle age. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6426 Divorce? I went with red only because it was on sale. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6427 The vicious pirates of New York 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6428 You were right. "King Bruce" isn't achieving the effect I had hoped for. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6429 They should’ve thought of the consequences before naming their second child, “Jughead” 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6430 Your Majesty, an exit to Canada is the next left turn for you. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6431 Please stop threatening to guillotine the barrista if she doesn't put enough lait in your cafe au lait. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6432 McDonalds already grabbed the best corners 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6433 I hope I get over the cultural shock of being ignored. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6434 What do think of moving to Canada? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6435 Great, now they all want scarves. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6436 Burger King Limited Merch Drop was a success 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6437 Of course no one recognizes you, it’s royal dress up month in Canada 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6438 I wear the hairdo and cape but am disgraced anyway, so go dream up an enemy for me then I can show how strong I am. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6439 I know, I know. While everyone can seem to do your job better than you, somehow the weight of the crown landed on you.! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6440 Harry & Megan,Halloween 2045,full of regret 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6441 I don't think your plan to become royalty is working, Mr. Trump. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6442 Yes, Dear, Trump was acquitted, but you'll just have to wait until 2024 to run for president. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6443 Holy Trinity, I vow to be poor, chaste, and obedient, Amen!!! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6444 Your faith in the red coat party is getting dangerous. Try for republican or democrat instead 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6445 What did you expect, Donald? The lawyers warned you that the president isn't a king. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6446 #Bingewatching" - I am so glad that he is always learning something new from the kids... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6447 So much for being Royal! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6448 I wonder if Harry will call this week 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6449 Meghan these Canadians don't appreciate royalty like they used to, maybe we should move to Hollywood. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6450 Ignore the couple, they’re walking to Canada. It’s the dog we’re watching. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
6451 One day you're a fun-loving teen, the next -you're middle aged... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6452 I fear you will cause irreparable harm to jumpers, my liege. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6453 No Douglas, you cannot be Harry now. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6454 See, I told you life wouldn't be much different just because you were crowned a prince. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6455 Let's fire up the time machine and go back to 1800. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6456 Richard, you didn't even think about what would happen once the horse you traded our kingdom for died did you? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
6457 Fred, your "I'm mocking Trump" schtick is a bit obtuse. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6458 Uneasy likes the head that wears the crown? Not for you, Mort! Just bend at the waist as you round the corner and skewer whoever's rounding the bend! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6459 Declaring yourself King ain’t gonna work for Trump, and it sure the hell isn’t work for YOU! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6460 I know it hurts Harry, but the Queen said you wear a crown anymore! Even in Canada! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
6461 You know Todd, that crown does make you look a tad less regal. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
6462 Again, you’re NOT Trump! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0