Contest #698


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698

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in.”
  2. “They weren’t usurpers, dear. They just had a reservation.”
  3. “So this is your idea of treating me like a queen?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-02-24T00:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-03-08T23:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-03-03T00:31:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 9, 2020
Number of captions 6463
Number of responses 987093
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in. 2.1617 0.00665 13541 3137 5078 5326
1 Maybe His Highness should make reservations next time. 1.9478 0.00703 12446 4164 4768 3514
2 Stop complaining. You know we always get better seats when you wear it. 1.9246 0.01056 5136 1679 2165 1292
3 OK, then, you're a ROYAL pain in the ass . . . 1.8993 0.00766 11170 4279 3737 3154
4 I don't care what your ancestry results said, you look ridiculous. 1.8985 0.00738 11257 4239 3986 3032
5 So, how long were you a frog for? 1.8722 0.00777 10431 4032 3700 2699
6 I think the editors should pick a caption. Letting people vote is how we got Trump. 1.8687 0.00850 10366 4653 2421 3292
7 It's nothing specific....I just feel like you aren't ready to let go, Harry. 1.8263 0.01247 3852 1546 1429 877
8 They didn't notice when you were naked, either. 1.8028 0.01376 3408 1502 1076 830
9 Okay, I'll call you Harry, formerly known as Prince. 1.7991 0.00866 8520 3752 2728 2040
10 I liked you better as a frog. 1.7919 0.00831 8787 3771 3074 1942
11 Dave, I think you're taking this "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" a little too far. 1.7864 0.00894 7461 3193 2669 1599
12 Harry, you know they're going to want those back. 1.7713 0.01072 5102 2213 1843 1046
13 And they still tried to sell you a queen-sized mattress? 1.7328 0.00807 8104 3867 2678 1559
14 Move to Canada, they said. It will be fun, they said. 1.7327 0.01211 4070 1903 1352 815
15 So..this new therapist is helping you tackle your entitlement issues? 1.7209 0.01519 2465 1141 871 453
16 They weren't usurpers, dear. They just had a reservation. 1.7163 0.00992 5841 2742 2014 1085
17 Now that we've seen how the other half lives I'm ready to go back. 1.6928 0.01429 2845 1397 925 523
18 I really hate that I can only move one square at a time 1.6915 0.02044 1475 752 426 297
19 When the dentist said you needed a crown, this wasn't what she meant. 1.6889 0.00924 6804 3364 2193 1247
20 Well what did you expect to find at Meghan and Harry's yard sale? 1.6831 0.01089 5045 2561 1522 962
21 How about StillSixthInLine.com? 1.6778 0.01437 2840 1437 881 522
22 Again the scepter? So where did you last see it? 1.6777 0.01214 3745 1831 1290 624
23 Maybe next year we don't have to celebrate your birthday at Burger King. 1.6709 0.01066 5126 2615 1583 928
24 I still think you should've chosen the implant, not the crown. 1.6665 0.01116 5002 2669 1332 1001
25 Knighting the waiter does’t substitute for a tip 1.6533 0.01291 3167 1667 968 532
26 I’m pretty sure that Prom King is not a permanent title. 1.6487 0.01195 4056 2138 1205 713
27 We're in New York, honey. Nobody is looking at you 'weird'." 1.6409 0.02758 738 387 229 122
28 Just accept that Burger King and Dairy Queen outrank you. 1.6315 0.01772 1794 957 541 296
29 Yes, he just decided not to be a prince. But you can’t just decide to be one. 1.6306 0.02588 842 450 253 139
30 Well just think for a minute... do you remember having Excalibur with you in the restaurant? 1.6306 0.01070 4927 2636 1475 816
31 It’s just that it makes you look eager, Charles 1.6294 0.01449 2844 1571 756 517
32 What's your second wish? 1.6234 0.01353 2791 1436 970 385
33 Let it go, Harry 1.6178 0.02415 955 518 284 153
34 I blew that interview. They asked why I left my last job and it got all awkward. 1.6104 0.02066 1255 678 389 188
35 Yeah, I miss the pomp, but not the circumstance. 1.6015 0.01730 1729 929 560 240
36 That's not what I meant when I asked you to treat me like a queen... 1.5977 0.01490 2369 1296 732 341
37 It's so liberating to be able to walk the streets anonymously. 1.5956 0.01714 1830 1011 548 271
38 So this is your idea of treating me like a queen? 1.5948 0.01220 3569 1964 1087 518
39 Lately, I just feel like I'm out of my realm. 1.5866 0.01552 2170 1201 665 304
40 Yes, I know you want to live in Greenwich Village, but the castle is still cheaper. 1.5863 0.01524 2161 1174 707 280
41 Without the scepter it seems like nobody recognizes me. 1.5852 0.01536 2225 1262 634 329
42 Get a Porsche or have an affair. This is just weird. 1.5815 0.01689 1878 1060 544 274
43 Just for a day, right? 1.5752 0.01419 2495 1382 791 322
44 You do know we’re in Queens, right? 1.5737 0.01240 2400 1425 674 301
45 YOU SAID; MOVE TO VANCOUVER, WE'LL FIT RIGHT IN... 1.5725 0.01480 2503 1450 673 380
46 I think you should take it off for the primaries. 1.5711 0.01518 2418 1414 627 377
47 I've never been asked to Brexit a restaurant before. 1.5683 0.01576 2268 1339 569 360
48 Well, I'd be feeling a whole lot better if his majesty could remember where he parked the carriage. 1.5674 0.01501 2226 1248 693 285
49 Maybe “Make America England again” wasn’t the best platform. 1.5662 0.01793 1715 1006 447 262
50 Feeling a bit nostalgic today Harry? 1.5621 0.01615 2044 1188 563 293
51 Watch out - it's that weird couple that claims they used to be royals. 1.5581 0.01622 1980 1146 563 271
52 For the last time, I’m sorry I called you a royal pain in the ass. 1.5539 0.02329 937 540 275 122
53 You're right. It only works in the bedroom. 1.5522 0.01913 1407 818 401 188
54 Just give Canada a little more time, Harry. 1.5494 0.01728 1669 961 499 209
55 For the last time, you can choose to leave the royal family but you can’t choose to join it. 1.5482 0.01740 1680 978 483 219
56 Can't give it all up, can you Harry? 1.5480 0.01077 1637 1045 428 164
57 I didn't realize the outfit came with the double Whopper 1.5454 0.01805 1597 943 437 217
58 I don’t think abdicating from Burger King is a real thing. 1.5435 0.01312 1586 1011 395 180
59 It’s New York, Harold. Notice they’re not paying any attention to you.. 1.5420 0.01335 1513 939 420 154
60 I agreed to give up the title. I said nothing about the wardrobe. 1.5405 0.02029 1197 696 355 146
61 I knew that DNA test was a bad idea. 1.5404 0.01860 1460 858 415 187
62 Burger King, Burger King, Burger King! Can't we ever eat anywhere else? 1.5376 0.01896 1408 832 395 181
63 That was only our first offer honey...we'll get the next one. 1.5357 0.02049 1385 873 282 230
64 I bet they would’ve seated us if we were still royal. 1.5345 0.01952 1390 842 353 195
65 I hope this coronavirus realizes we have sovereign immunity. 1.5345 0.02117 1145 684 310 151
66 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.5328 0.01993 1267 753 353 161
67 So much for trying to blend in. 1.5325 0.02009 1322 806 328 188
68 The maître d' looked me right in the eye and said, 'Harry and Meghan WHO?' 1.5325 0.02048 1292 793 310 189
69 I wouldn't have swiped right had I known you were about to abdicate." 1.5289 0.02619 762 463 195 104
70 Look, you didn’t want to live with your grandmother forever, did you? 1.5288 0.02062 1199 721 322 156
71 I'm just saying, Harry, if we're going low-profile, we should go low-profile. 1.5283 0.02447 812 479 237 96
72 It’s not you. It’s we. 1.5283 0.02161 1185 739 266 180
73 We can find another rest room. Apparently that place does not recognize your absolute right to the throne. 1.5269 0.02001 1245 744 346 155
74 Look, Harry, we’ve made our decision...stop trying to have it both ways” 1.5243 0.02091 1213 747 296 170
75 Not only are you a pain in the ass, you are a royal pain in the ass. 1.5243 0.02042 1194 716 330 148
76 Stop living in the past and get a job! 1.5235 0.02146 1194 753 259 182
77 When you say "we," am I included? 1.5227 0.02056 1167 699 326 142
78 This is just wrong. The taxis should be hailing you! 1.5224 0.02936 557 335 155 67
79 Please stop introducing me as your fool. 1.5199 0.02160 1081 674 259 148
80 Please dress up for our date. Those were your exact words, Gina. 1.5149 0.02152 1039 624 295 120
81 When I said 'dress for the job you want', I really meant: 'dress for a job you can get.' 1.5147 0.02214 1022 624 270 128
82 Tell me again, so who died and made you king? 1.5143 0.02265 978 598 257 123
83 You were right. Nobody bothers us in Canada, Harry. 1.5113 0.02159 1015 609 293 113
84 I'm starting to think we'll never find a castle within walking distance of a Whole Foods. 1.5081 0.02315 921 565 244 112
85 Don't worry you can't be impeached, only beheaded! 1.5073 0.02250 887 550 234 103
86 I’m just saying, there are ways to bring less attention to your bald spot. 1.5070 0.02337 923 572 234 117
87 How do you want to introduce yourself to my parents? 1.5058 0.02252 949 596 233 120
88 Do you have to wear this outfit every time we have lunch at Burger King? 1.5048 0.02335 929 579 231 119
89 What a surprise. "The King of Beers" forgot where he parked the car again. 1.5043 0.02306 922 575 232 115
90 You know, when we read our vows, I really thought you said you'd stay "loyal." 1.5043 0.02267 928 565 258 105
91 Well, dress for the job you want 1.5043 0.02291 934 575 247 112
92 Not wearing your tiara makes me look stupid. 1.5034 0.02363 880 543 231 106
93 Nice try, but next time just make a reservation. 1.5027 0.01501 911 590 247 74
94 Oh crap, did we leave the drawbridge down? 1.5023 0.02411 888 560 210 118
95 It was simpler when I was a frog. 1.5018 0.02445 845 531 205 109
96 William, your father isn't gonna like your wearing his outfit. He hasn't had a chance to wear it yet. 1.5011 0.02426 876 553 207 116
97 I swear that there are better ways to hide your bald spot... 1.5006 0.02297 877 531 253 93
98 We'll never get a flat in Canada if you show up in regalia! 1.5006 0.02460 897 579 187 131
99 Kingsplaining, again, eh? 1.5000 0.01582 882 588 211 83
100 Well, I still think you're a king 1.4988 0.02475 868 557 189 122
101 My therapist tells me I have entitlement issues. 1.4988 0.02407 864 551 199 114
102 I tried to warn you. Just because he stepped down doesn't mean they're hiring. 1.4976 0.02748 613 373 175 65
103 Are you sure it's not just a Medieval life crisis, Larry? 1.4964 0.02446 838 527 206 105
104 I put my pants on just like everyone else, with one manservant holding each leg. 1.4964 0.02462 828 521 203 104
105 I thought you said we would blend in once we got to Canada. 1.4958 0.02476 827 523 198 106
106 Harry, I thought we left because we DIDN'T want to be noticed! 1.4951 0.02511 822 525 187 110
107 In that moment the Sussexes realized that they had made a terrible mistake. 1.4946 0.02532 833 539 176 118
108 You're right, it does make you look taller. 1.4942 0.02360 781 467 242 72
109 They were forced to abdicate their bar stools when he shouted "a goblet of mead and death to these peasants" once too often. 1.4924 0.02691 790 528 135 127
110 If you want to act like royalty, take your hands out of your own pockets and put them in someone else’s. 1.4924 0.02643 790 520 151 119
111 If it's any consolation, I still picture you with no clothes. 1.4918 0.02480 793 497 202 94
112 Prince Charming during the awkward dating stage. 1.4918 0.02574 793 512 172 109
113 I'm glad you wore that to our first day of counseling. 1.4918 0.02425 793 491 215 87
114 I just never realized how different it is being a royal in one of the colonies 1.4907 0.02501 750 464 204 82
115 There's always Canada. 1.4903 0.02449 775 478 214 83
116 I told you; it's a black-and-white cartoon. But did you listen? 1.4896 0.02551 766 486 185 95
117 So, your dating profile says you're transitioning from a long career in a family business... 1.4894 0.02511 707 430 208 69
118 We both agreed to step down from our royal duties but I get the sense I am handling it better than you. 1.4889 0.02472 765 474 208 83
119 Everyone does casual Friday. Monarch Mondays is innovative. 1.4882 0.02098 760 491 195 74
120 Maybe they wouldn't be so standoffish if you dressed like an ordinary Canadian. 1.4865 0.02425 742 450 223 69
121 You're taking those DNA test results a bit too seriously, Dave. 1.4857 0.02573 733 463 184 86
122 Heavy is the head that wears the crown and also forgot to make reservations. 1.4849 0.02622 695 437 179 79
123 You can be a royal pain in the ass, Bob. 1.4833 0.02556 718 477 146 95
124 But Harry ... you can still dress up like a prince in Los Angeles and no one will think it's weird. 1.4832 0.02603 716 454 178 84
125 I tried to tell you that The King of Prussia is just a mall. 1.4831 0.02526 710 439 199 72
126 Look, when I said dress for the job you want..this isn’t what I meant. 1.4823 0.02656 705 452 166 87
127 It’s lovely blending in as normal folks now that we’re in Canada. 1.4815 0.02547 702 436 194 72
128 I wish I had never gotten you that Ancestry.com subscription. 1.4804 0.02486 689 431 190 68
129 Go to Canada, you said. We'll fit right in, you said. 1.4788 0.02633 685 434 174 77
130 I really thought if Imade myself King I couldn't get impeached. 1.4787 0.02769 681 450 137 94
131 Think. What's the last place you remember having the scepter? 1.4771 0.02620 612 392 156 64
132 When our daughter asked for a calculator and a ruler, I think she meant school supplies. 1.4769 0.02488 671 439 157 75
133 I wonder why we need to bring a Ruler to class today 1.4759 0.02697 643 407 166 70
134 Well Henry, you agreed to move to Canada. Now you have to accept that you need to make reservations at restaurants as well.... 1.4750 0.02832 661 442 125 94
135 You forgot to be charming." 1.4746 0.02670 649 410 170 69
136 I say Mehgan, why did that chap ask me for a Whopper? 1.4746 0.02792 649 424 142 83
137 ... it's just that I always get the feeling you think you're better than me. 1.4743 0.02810 641 419 140 82
138 Are you sure I'm wearing clothes? 1.4741 0.02900 599 391 132 76
139 I heard there's an opening in England? 1.4741 0.00157 637 473 124 40
140 You're not blending, Harry. 1.4738 0.02806 650 427 138 85
141 For heaven's sake, Bob, it's just jury duty. 1.4734 0.02769 640 414 149 77
142 This is not what your father meant by "dress for the job you want." 1.4724 0.02728 633 404 159 70
143 30 years later: Every year on Harry's birthday, Megan let him pretend they had made a different choice. 1.4723 0.02843 631 415 134 82
144 His Majesty might consider making a reservation next time. 1.4722 0.02676 629 395 171 63
145 Just don't expect the royal treatment when we get there. 1.4713 0.02592 628 386 188 54
146 Take that off, and stop calling me Meghan!" 1.4700 0.02780 617 397 150 70
147 Suddenly, it occurred to Evelyn and James that he was all dressed up with nowhere to go. 1.4700 0.02981 600 418 88 94
148 See?! No one cares. Now take it off. 1.4699 0.02660 615 383 175 57
149 I told you, it's 'waitress,' not 'wench.' 1.4697 0.01589 594 413 134 47
150 I don’t think that Harry and Meghan leaving the royal family means that there is a vacancy 1.4690 0.02853 612 401 135 76
151 I think even the casual crown still says “Royal,” Harry. 1.4690 0.02872 612 403 131 78
152 You can't claim Prince Harry's title just because he no longer wants it. 1.4690 0.02689 612 384 169 59
153 Yeah, well maybe I liked being a frog. 1.4678 0.02820 605 392 143 70
154 I never thought I’d say this, but I prefer the MAGA hat. 1.4663 0.02975 594 399 113 82
155 Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be an aristocrat. 1.4663 0.02913 594 395 122 77
156 Get over it, Harry. 1.4662 0.02411 592 399 132 61
157 After giving her son all he ever desired as a child, Mrs. Whitcomb is now resigned to taking him to therapy every Tuesday. 1.4654 0.02698 593 396 128 69
158 Can you believe the nerve of those people? Asking you to remove your crown in the theater? Do they know who they were talking to? 1.4654 0.02993 578 399 94 85
159 Harry, we moved here to blend in. 1.4651 0.02823 587 378 145 64
160 Your preferred pronoun cannot be 'We.' 1.4647 0.02403 581 391 132 58
161 You're just not the frog I married, Jerry. 1.4642 0.02993 545 357 123 65
162 Don't worry, we're in Canada now. They won't recognize us. 1.4635 0.02883 576 375 135 66
163 It's New York, Donald. No one cares if you think you're King. 1.4622 0.02887 569 370 135 64
164 I’m just trying to be the man my dog thinks I am. 1.4622 0.02961 569 377 121 71
165 Why can’t I be an influencer? 1.4614 0.03090 570 391 95 84
166 Walk naturally; we don't want to look conspicuous. 1.4614 0.02974 544 356 125 63
167 How’s “dress for the job you want” going? 1.4607 0.02910 560 365 132 63
168 And exactly what happens when we get to Burger King? 1.4593 0.02937 553 362 128 63
169 Your palace or mine? 1.4593 0.02159 553 379 125 49
170 See, Harry? They don't care. It's Canada. 1.4577 0.02927 544 354 131 59
171 You just didn't see that pawn coming, did you? 1.4567 0.03282 427 277 105 45
172 Look, we gave up the titles. It's time to lose the hat. 1.4556 0.02933 529 345 128 56
173 I forgot that being one of the people involved actually having to walk. 1.4554 0.03090 527 354 106 67
174 Don't you think you're getting a little carried away with your 23andMe results? 1.4542 0.02896 524 336 138 50
175 So, what now Meghan? 1.4535 0.03053 505 332 117 56
176 I don't think that's what they mean when they say "dress for the job you want." 1.4525 0.03143 453 293 115 45
177 Isn't this carrying those 23andMe results a little too far? 1.4523 0.02977 482 307 132 43
178 When we're having sex, please stop yelling, 'The British are coming! The British are coming!' 1.4519 0.03097 509 340 108 61
179 I thought we were leaving the trappings behind, Harry. 1.4506 0.02875 506 321 142 43
180 I should have used the throne before I left the house. 1.4502 0.03039 502 330 118 54
181 I dunno, maybe it was the way you enslaved half the populace. 1.4500 0.00200 500 377 97 26
182 We need to talk about adjusting your meds Dave, I mean, Your Royal Highness. 1.4483 0.03145 493 331 103 59
183 Well,Donald at least now people don't have to guess. 1.4480 0.03213 500 343 90 67
184 I don’t think you’re old enough to have a Middle Ages crisis. 1.4467 0.04467 244 164 51 29
185 Careful! That nut around the corner expects you you bow to him. 1.4467 0.03108 488 332 97 59
186 The outfit may increase your visibility, but I don't think it will help your candidacy very much. 1.4467 0.03234 488 334 90 64
187 Harry, you have to stop, we're in Canada now... 1.4449 0.03296 481 333 82 66
188 Admit it, Harold. Those self-esteem classes were a total waste of time. 1.4444 0.03222 477 324 94 59
189 Of course I see your clothes. Everyone sees your clothes. 1.4437 0.03067 471 308 117 46
190 Just because your name is Donald John, doesn't mean you should act like a Dick 1.4435 0.03453 469 334 62 73
191 Let it go, Harry, let it go.... 1.4423 0.02023 468 333 97 38
192 At least you got to keep the uniform. 1.4413 0.03104 460 302 113 45
193 So, what do you do? 1.4410 0.03114 458 301 112 45
194 Anonymity is overrated. 1.4402 0.02974 468 301 128 39
195 Harry honey, if they won't let us use the word "royal" on our website, they're sure as hell not going to like the crown. 1.4398 0.00219 457 350 81 26
196 Fine...just remember to change before the debate 1.4396 0.03204 455 305 100 50
197 I'm sure they noticed, but New Yorkers are rarely surprised. 1.4396 0.03128 455 300 110 45
198 Next I want to show you a nice 65-bedroom fixer-upper in the next block. 1.4388 0.03142 433 282 112 39
199 No, I said we are going to White Castle. You never listen to me. 1.4385 0.03071 447 290 118 39
200 Honey, I think the coat check girl may have made a mistake. 1.4381 0.03015 452 291 124 37
201 I told you Harry, Canadians don't care where you came from. 1.4375 0.03066 448 291 118 39
202 Beside every great man is a woman rolling her eyes! 1.4367 0.03241 442 297 97 48
203 It's really nice how you're helping our daughter through her princess phase. 1.4361 0.03165 438 289 107 42
204 Well Harry, how do you like being so pedestrian? 1.4358 0.00230 436 332 85 19
205 Did you see that stupid scarf on the guy walking his dog? 1.4355 0.03169 434 286 107 41
206 I don’t care what you call it, I’m just asking you put the seat down when you’re done. 1.4354 0.03149 441 291 108 42
207 At least you're wearing clothes this time. 1.4344 0.03271 442 300 92 50
208 Ron, you misunderstood, I told you to dress kinky. 1.4326 0.03156 423 277 109 37
209 Harry, I thought we agreed to leave that all behind in the UK. 1.4326 0.02748 423 298 84 41
210 Yeah, well, you're no Kate Middleton either. 1.4326 0.03386 430 297 80 53
211 You could always run as a Republican. 1.4315 0.03530 343 226 86 31
212 C'mon, Melania, take my hand already. 1.4313 0.03080 422 300 73 49
213 Maybe we should keep the role playing to the confines of our kingdom, your highness. 1.4306 0.03475 418 292 72 54
214 When the dentist said you need a crown I really don't think this is what he meant. 1.4306 0.03271 418 280 96 42
215 I'm telling you Kathleen, Burning Man changes everything. 1.4303 0.03247 416 277 99 40
216 Did you lock the castle?" 1.4303 0.03282 416 279 95 42
217 Well, it does attract fewer stares than the MAGA hat... 1.4300 0.03346 414 281 88 45
218 Maybe next time dress down for the interview, Harry. 1.4293 0.03188 410 269 106 35
219 Want to know MY epiphany? The Three QUEENS of Orient stayed home, took care of the kids, and ran their kingdoms so well no one noticed the Kings were gone, and no one ever talks about them. 1.4286 0.03208 413 273 103 37
220 I'm sure everyone at Burger King was laughing with you, not at you. 1.4279 0.03304 409 275 93 41
221 Sarah realized with dread that her Tinder date’s profile pics were not of him frugally wearing the same costume to countless Halloween parties as she had originally assumed. 1.4279 0.03155 409 267 109 33
222 Your fly is open, Your Majesty. 1.4279 0.03322 409 276 91 42
223 I said I wanted you to be more KINKy. 1.4278 0.03292 395 262 97 36
224 It looked better in the catalogue. 1.4268 0.03264 403 268 98 37
225 Used to be a Crown could at least get you a beer. 1.4268 0.03147 396 256 111 29
226 I thought the interview went well, but I didn't see the sword-in-the-stone thing coming. 1.4261 0.03375 406 277 85 44
227 We are royally lost 1.4257 0.02670 397 273 94 30
228 Step back from royal duties, earn your own money, live an ordinary life. Sure, easy for you to say. 1.4253 0.03349 395 266 90 39
229 Honestly Harry, I said worst-case Scenario... not Ontario. 1.4246 0.03368 398 270 87 41
230 It’s better than wearing a MAGA hat, Harold. I’ll grant you that. 1.4245 0.03337 384 256 93 35
231 I'm starting to rethink the whole 'dress for the job you want' advice. 1.4239 0.03335 394 265 91 38
232 I'm sorry you thought Macbeth was going to be the hero. 1.4231 0.03239 390 257 101 32
233 Your kingdom for a horse, I know. But a cab would only be about ten bucks. 1.4225 0.03020 374 254 90 30
234 Ok, ok, you're NOT a royal pain in the ass. 1.4224 0.03262 393 261 98 34
235 I told you we still needed a reservation. 1.4223 0.02234 386 273 87 26
236 I hate visiting your mother. 1.4220 0.03313 391 262 93 36
237 It’s just so embarrassing when you order the Happy Birthday meal. 1.4219 0.03336 384 257 92 35
238 At least you're not just a regular pain in the ass. 1.4219 0.03553 384 268 70 46
239 Yes, a man’s home is his castle, but we’re outside now. 1.4215 0.00913 382 278 86 18
240 Okay, so now we clear on this -- no one died and made you king. 1.4215 0.03286 382 253 97 32
241 No Fred. You read it wrong. I said I was looking for a man who offers loyalty. 1.4212 0.03397 387 263 85 39
242 Dress for the job you want, not the job that you have” ...you might be aiming a little high 1.4204 0.00261 383 289 80 14
243 Yes it's only King for a day. 1.4204 0.03462 383 263 79 41
244 It's not a phase, mom. 1.4198 0.03356 374 250 91 33
245 Just let it go Harry 1.4191 0.01375 377 274 83 20
246 I miss the carriage. 1.4191 0.03357 377 253 90 34
247 I think the dog genuflected, Henry - I really do. 1.4191 0.03336 377 252 92 33
248 I just think you could come up with a better pickup line than, 'How'd you like to get royally screwed?' 1.4187 0.03433 375 255 83 37
249 I know it's more you, but President's just wear a hat, Donald. 1.4187 0.00267 375 290 61 24
250 You can wear whatever you want, but I'm not calling you that. 1.4182 0.02093 373 267 82 24
251 Just try to blend in. 1.4182 0.02075 373 269 79 25
252 Don't be bitter Harold. I told you that the "Happy Meal" didn't include a scepter. 1.4182 0.00268 373 296 62 15
253 Next time just make a reservation. 1.4164 0.03521 365 251 76 38
254 It was then that Daryl realized that the "Prince Harry Replacement Auditions" email may indeed have been spam. 1.4151 0.03478 371 255 78 38
255 This neighborhood would be so colorless without you. 1.4139 0.01400 360 270 67 23
256 Your dad still has to get reelected, Eric 1.4139 0.03620 360 252 67 41
257 What you are going through is common. 1.4139 0.03467 360 245 81 34
258 I'm sure they noticed, but it's New York. 1.4139 0.03200 360 246 84 30
259 My kingdom for a taxi. 1.4137 0.03498 365 251 77 37
260 Look, for the 100th time, I’m sorry I called you a royal pain in the ass. 1.4137 0.03454 365 249 81 35
261 Look, I know that you said "Vacation", but "Abdication" is what they heard. 1.4137 0.03366 365 245 89 31
262 They texted about returning the crown again. 1.4129 0.03356 356 237 91 28
263 The name "White Castle" is wildly misleading. 1.4129 0.03332 356 236 93 27
264 I told you going as Prince Andrew was a bad idea. 1.4126 0.03533 366 254 73 39
265 2040, Toronto. Meghan and Harry rethink their decision. 1.4119 0.03184 352 252 65 35
266 Naw, let's just go to Burger King again. 1.4119 0.00284 352 281 53 18
267 You left the seat of your throne up again. 1.4114 0.03490 350 238 80 32
268 Look, wear what you want - just stop greeting passers-by as "Loyal Subject." 1.4109 0.03359 348 231 91 26
269 A gentleman, king or not, walks on the outside. 1.4109 0.03456 348 235 83 30
270 You’re taking your AncestryDNA results a little too seriously, honey. 1.4109 0.03504 348 237 79 32
271 Dale, you gave me ONE orgasm. 1.4108 0.03627 353 247 67 39
272 We still have Sussex 1.4092 0.01868 347 249 80 18
273 The only thing sillier than your crown would be a man wearing a beret. 1.4092 0.01381 347 262 63 22
274 Why not - it works for Trump 1.4087 0.03402 345 231 87 27
275 Sorry, Susan, it's too late to change out of my royal garments now- just act natural and hope we make it to the bakery unnoticed! 1.4087 0.00290 345 276 61 8
276 An Uber, an Uber, my kingdom for an Uber... 1.4076 0.03672 341 239 65 37
277 I’m beginning to think that you’re not a real king. 1.4076 0.03696 341 240 63 38
278 I said bring your rain coat, not reign coat. 1.4070 0.03332 344 228 92 24
279 So, how was your burger? 1.4065 0.03607 337 233 71 33
280 Meghan, I'm not quite ready to give up all the trappings of royalty" 1.4065 0.03558 337 231 75 31
281 Are the free burgers really worth it? 1.4065 0.03643 337 242 56 39
282 Why dress for success when you can dress for entitlement? 1.4060 0.03496 335 232 72 31
283 I'd rather not speculate. "Up yours" could mean many things, your majesty. 1.4060 0.00299 335 258 60 17
284 Move to Canada she said, you're going to love it here, she said. 1.4054 0.03485 333 225 81 27
285 Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some buy greatness on ebay 1.4054 0.03612 333 230 71 32
286 It looks less regal with the khakis. 1.4053 0.03598 338 234 71 33
287 OK now THINK....where was the last place you remember using your sceptre? 1.4048 0.03577 331 227 74 30
288 I said to dress for rain not reign. 1.4042 0.03702 334 235 63 36
289 No Bill, I don’t think Prince Harry giving up his title means there’s a vacancy. 1.4036 0.03331 332 219 92 21
290 I sort of miss the paparazzi 1.4024 0.03493 328 222 80 26
291 Yes, Dick, I’ve been married twice before. But that doesn’t actually make you Richard III. 1.4024 0.03650 328 228 68 32
292 I just don't think that is what your dentist meant when he said you needed a crown, Arthur. 1.4018 0.03561 326 223 75 28
293 Most of my dates have been with Jacks. 1.4018 0.02904 326 233 68 25
294 Are you sure the invitation said royal attire? 1.4018 0.02577 326 236 67 23
295 For God's sake Donald, it's been 5 years! Just accept it, you lost the 2020 election. 1.4018 0.03792 326 232 57 37
296 You didn't abdicate, Phil. You were evicted. 1.4018 0.03000 326 221 86 19
297 For your next crown, maybe try a different dentist. 1.4012 0.03655 324 225 68 31
298 So who died and made you king? 1.4006 0.03340 322 222 75 25
299 Harry, for the last time, you can move more than one square at a time. 1.4006 0.03750 322 227 61 34
300 You're taking your genealogy results too far dear. 1.4000 0.03607 320 220 72 28
301 It’s good to get out of the castle. Your mother is driving me nuts. 1.4000 0.02359 320 232 68 20
302 I still think the orange make up and hair would have made the outfit. 1.4000 0.03552 320 218 76 26
303 For heaven's sake, we're ALL descended from William the Conqueror 1.4000 0.03580 320 219 74 27
304 This is the last time I take you to Burger King 1.3994 0.03704 318 222 65 31
305 I understand the crown and the cape, but why did you use your third wish to expunge all color from the rest of the world? 1.3994 0.03809 318 226 57 35
306 Good God, Harry. What have we done? 1.3981 0.03570 314 219 67 28
307 I don't care what you wear, I am not walking 2 steps behind you. 1.3981 0.03654 314 217 69 28
308 They only laughed because you have the damn thing on backwards, Louis! 1.3981 0.03626 314 216 71 27
309 I'm not embarrassed for you, I'm embarrassed with you 1.3974 0.03347 312 220 66 26
310 No, they fired you because you're a royal pain in the ass. 1.3974 0.03585 312 213 74 25
311 I don't care if you got them from the White House gift shop; I still think they're in poor taste. 1.3974 0.03781 312 220 60 32
312 I'd go with "sire" over "excellency", but for the gender-neutrality thing. 1.3968 0.03687 310 215 67 28
313 You can't just walk out. You know they'll want the crown back, at least. 1.3954 0.03633 306 210 71 25
314 It's going to be hard for us to assimilate if you keep this up, Harry. 1.3954 0.03777 306 215 61 30
315 Remind me again why we gave it all up and moved to Canada? 1.3947 0.02368 304 221 65 18
316 Mitch I won’t let the President see you wearing his crown 1.3947 0.03649 304 209 70 25
317 Canada isn't working. Do you think she'll take us back? 1.3947 0.03737 304 212 64 28
318 I miss hiding from photographers. 1.3947 0.03879 304 217 54 33
319 I couldn’t possibly outlive her...could I, Camilla? 1.3934 0.03727 305 213 64 28
320 Do you at least remember where you parked the carriage? 1.3929 0.03276 308 201 93 14
321 I'm just saying, you'd think a king would have money for cab fare. 1.3920 0.03790 301 212 60 29
322 We get it Don, you’re the mattress king of New York... 1.3920 0.00333 301 231 56 14
323 I'm really sick of you making that serf & turf joke every time we eat out. And saying "quench me, wench," to the waitress every time your glass is empty, really? And whispering to the maitre d' "I've defiled your throne," after you use the bathroom? 1.3913 0.00335 299 241 46 12
324 I do miss the bowing and scraping. 1.3913 0.03658 299 211 61 27
325 You've been watching way too much BBC. 1.3913 0.02642 299 215 66 18
326 I guess I didn't think the "for poorer" part applied to royalty. 1.3907 0.03508 302 204 78 20
327 Megan and Harry begin the denial phase. 1.3907 0.03809 302 214 58 30
328 On the way back, I'm calling the Royal Uber. 1.3898 0.00340 295 232 55 8
329 I miss divine right. 1.3893 0.03726 298 208 64 26
330 We’re royally lost aren’t we? 1.3891 0.03580 293 199 74 20
331 Dressed for Sussex 1.3883 0.03757 291 203 63 25
332 It’s all your mother’s fault, ya know. She treated you like a freakin’ Little Prince. 1.3878 0.03603 294 201 72 21
333 I know the expression, but I'm only giving you half a day. 1.3878 0.00341 294 222 65 7
334 I'm telling you, there's not "an opening" at Buckingham Palace. 1.3868 0.03856 287 203 57 27
335 But Harry, the U.S. already has a king. 1.3868 0.03981 287 207 49 31
336 Who’s going to tell Donald that’s the wrong hat for President’s Day? 1.3868 0.04041 287 209 45 33
337 I thought 'Let them eat cake' was a funny way to order dessert too. 1.3862 0.03827 290 205 58 27
338 I am sure my gran will let us move back 1.3860 0.03875 285 202 56 27
339 Mr. Trump, your play date with Putin is tomorrow, not today. 1.3852 0.03958 283 203 51 29
340 Why do you always have to be so high and mighty? 1.3852 0.03763 283 197 63 23
341 No, Ralph, the maître d' was being sarcastic when he called you 'Your Highness.' 1.3852 0.03763 283 197 63 23
342 I just assume you were lying on your profile. 1.3852 0.03593 283 192 73 18
343 Dear, some say you're ambivalent about abdicating. 1.3852 0.03662 283 194 69 20
344 Living in England, John was always prepared for unexpected reign. 1.3852 0.02095 283 213 53 17
345 My therapist insists I have superiority issues. She can't be more wrong. 1.3843 0.01533 281 209 60 12
346 I'm sure it went fine. First job interviews can be tricky. 1.3843 0.03679 281 193 68 20
347 Before we moved to Canada, I never thought I'd miss the paparazzi. 1.3843 0.03662 281 210 41 30
348 You were on the throne a long time this morning. 1.3843 0.04041 281 204 46 31
349 Meagan and Harry just walked away. 1.3843 0.00357 281 210 62 9
350 I still refuse to be the Dairy Queen. 1.3843 0.03815 281 197 60 24
351 For the last time, honey, Prince Harry's spot isn't 'up for grabs.' 1.3843 0.03848 281 198 58 25
352 I wear it for the perks. I’ve abdicated the responsibilities. 1.3838 0.03617 284 194 71 19
353 No, we're in Queens. 1.3821 0.03855 280 198 57 25
354 Are you sure this is what the dentist said? 1.3818 0.03973 275 197 51 27
355 Charles, she's 93. It's gonna be your turn...someday. 1.3818 0.03837 275 193 59 23
356 Bottom line, Norm, you're still a pharmacist. 1.3818 0.03454 275 195 60 20
357 ‘ I can’t believe you kept the crown and not the carriage.’ 1.3810 0.03820 273 191 60 22
358 Looks like Harry's having second thoughts. 1.3810 0.03856 273 192 58 23
359 Can we quit slumming and go back to royal duties? 1.3810 0.03584 273 197 53 23
360 Would it topple you to ask for directions?” 1.3810 0.03749 273 189 64 20
361 I know your dentist said you needed a crown 1.3810 0.03658 273 194 57 22
362 And just like that, Harry and Meghan were out on the street. 1.3808 0.03910 281 201 53 27
363 They are your subjects. You are their sovereign. It’s okay to ask for directions. 1.3804 0.03649 276 189 69 18
364 Harry, you made a choice..it's time to let it go already 1.3804 0.03649 276 189 69 18
365 Well, it was a good run. I particularly enjoyed being corrupted absolutely. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
366 I think you’re taking the advice to dress for the job you want a little too far. 1.3801 0.03731 271 187 65 19
367 Why won't people treat me like an ordinary man? 1.3801 0.03945 271 193 53 25
368 For God’s sake, Harry. This is Canada. 1.3797 0.03962 266 189 53 24
369 Oh for goodness sake Harry - let it go already. 1.3792 0.03858 269 189 58 22
370 No, I will not walk behind you. 1.3787 0.03967 272 195 51 26
371 I'm sure glad you got over that Jesus complex,Larry. 1.3783 0.03841 267 187 59 21
372 So do you really think that get up is going to get us front row seats to Hamilton ? 1.3783 0.03692 267 183 67 17
373 Oh, so I'm your jester? 1.3783 0.01942 267 198 57 12
374 I think you need a new therapist. This empowerment thing isn't working 1.3783 0.03767 267 185 63 19
375 Tough luck Charles, the doctor predicts another speedy recovery for Her Royal Highness. 1.3783 0.04090 267 194 45 28
376 A narcissist sees others in black and white and himself in color 1.3779 0.03778 262 181 63 18
377 I told you we should’ve just made a reservation. 1.3774 0.02080 265 199 52 14
378 It's not you, it's the royal we. 1.3770 0.05051 183 135 27 21
379 Ok Harry, it was my idea, but you went along. 1.3764 0.03917 263 186 55 22
380 It's like saying if you wore a wavy yellow wig and spoke like a buffoon, you can be the president. 1.3764 0.03766 263 192 47 24
381 I finally came out. I identify as royal now. 1.3764 0.03589 263 190 52 21
382 Well, they do already have a king. But chin up, Harry. Maybe you'll have better luck at McDonald's or Wendy's. 1.3764 0.03568 263 177 73 13
383 Dear, Must you dress for success ALL of the time? 1.3755 0.03900 261 184 56 21
384 Susan vowed to delete Tinder off her phone as soon as she got home. 1.3755 0.04261 261 194 36 31
385 C’mon Harry. No regrets 1.3755 0.03823 261 182 60 19
386 You're not helping your campaign, Donald 1.3755 0.04084 261 189 46 26
387 Canada sucks. 1.3745 0.03995 259 185 51 23
388 Thanks, Tom. No one is even going to notice my pimple. 1.3745 0.03958 259 184 53 22
389 Trust me. This is the best way to tour the castle without waiting in line! 1.3745 0.03764 259 179 63 17
390 I'm telling you, people only see the village idiot. 1.3745 0.03764 259 179 63 17
391 Let me guess, Henry. Am I your third wife? Fifth? 1.3745 0.03275 259 200 34 25
392 Meghan and Harry struggle to find affordable housing in LA. 1.3745 0.04070 259 187 47 25
393 Doesn't it feel great to finally be anonymous? 1.3745 0.03804 259 180 61 18
394 Don't worry Sweetie. I hear there's an opening in Sussex. 1.3745 0.03968 251 177 54 20
395 Toronto, 2039. Prince Harry and Meghan walk to the grocery store. 1.3741 0.03733 270 188 63 19
396 Don't worry, there's always Canada. 1.3740 0.03734 262 181 64 17
397 So, ah, my palace or yours? 1.3735 0.03763 257 180 59 18
398 Just because you’re dressed like King George III doesn’t mean you can get Hamilton tickets 1.3735 0.04054 257 185 48 24
399 I'm sorry they would not let you take your license photo with the crown. That's gotta hurt. 1.3735 0.00390 257 206 46 5
400 I've never felt more invisible. 1.3735 0.00966 257 199 46 12
401 I told you,no one cares you're a super delegate. 1.3735 0.04129 257 187 44 26
402 We can reconsider, Harry 1.3735 0.03424 257 187 51 19
403 Well I’m happy. Once a knight was not enough. 1.3735 0.04092 257 186 46 25
404 Looks like reign. 1.3735 0.04054 257 185 48 24
405 Take off that silly hat; do you want people to think you are Donald Trump? 1.3735 0.04238 257 190 38 29
406 Some of the glimmer is gone when your last name is Kong. 1.3735 0.03979 257 183 52 22
407 You’re right, sweetheart. I have been acting like a tyrant. 1.3735 0.03979 257 183 52 22
408 If we move here permanently, your mom wants the crown back. 1.3711 0.03948 256 182 53 21
409 You've made your point: I shouldn't have called you a royal pain. 1.3711 0.03909 256 181 55 20
410 ...sso what are your next two wishes? 1.3711 0.03909 256 181 55 20
411 Megxit was your idea. You should have known that the bling has to go. 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
412 Look George, when I said we were going shopping for thrones, I meant toilets. 1.3711 0.03749 256 177 63 16
413 My mother thought I was special too. 1.3711 0.03749 256 177 63 16
414 I told you we should not have gone to Burger King. 1.3711 0.00391 256 215 34 7
415 I am wearing clothes right? 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
416 You're defeating the purpose, Harry. 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
417 Next time, just tell the dentist you want your TEETH crowned. 1.3701 0.03929 254 180 54 20
418 We'll have to give up the moat to afford this neighborhood. 1.3696 0.03778 257 179 61 17
419 Harry and Meghan roam the streets of Vancouver hoping someone will finally recognise them. 1.3690 0.04183 252 185 41 26
420 This seems like an overreaction to Brexit 1.3690 0.03786 252 175 61 16
421 Who knew the position was already taken? Maybe you can be the Chicken King. 1.3682 0.04389 239 178 34 27
422 Do you think anyone suspected I was the undercover boss? 1.3680 0.00401 250 197 42 11
423 Nobody wants to talk about the emperor with sensible clothes. 1.3680 0.03889 250 176 56 18
424 No, you're just a royal pain. 1.3680 0.03805 250 174 60 16
425 Did his Majesty remember the mortgage payment? 1.3680 0.04011 250 179 50 21
426 I thought the crown came with a closer parking spot. 1.3680 0.03805 250 174 60 16
427 I told you we wouldn't get in without a reservation. 1.3680 0.00401 250 196 50 4
428 Laundry day, huh? 1.3680 0.04011 250 179 50 21
429 So, tell me again, why exactly are you off the meds? 1.3676 0.04016 253 182 49 22
430 Well, that was one hell of a salesmen. 1.3669 0.03782 248 172 61 15
431 Your neck hurts because heavy is the head that wears the crown. 1.3664 0.04003 232 163 53 16
432 Get ready to grovel, he's coming around the corner. 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
433 So you ARE a Nigerian prince 1.3659 0.03887 246 173 56 17
434 Feels good to finally just be normal doesn't it, Meghan.? 1.3659 0.04013 246 176 50 20
435 One more block, nobody notices, you take the damn thing off! 1.3659 0.02343 246 184 50 12
436 Attracts less attention than a MAGA hat. 1.3659 0.04135 246 179 44 23
437 When I said 'You can be a royal pain,' I wasn't giving you permission. 1.3659 0.03887 246 173 56 17
438 . . . but it’s not a whopper if you believe it, Melania. 1.3659 0.04135 246 179 44 23
439 My last date was with a naked Emperor, but at least he had a car. 1.3655 0.04059 249 180 47 22
440 And when my dad brings up Democratic Socialism please don’t threaten to behead him. 1.3648 0.04118 244 177 45 22
441 The event did say business casual. 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
442 Of all the places in the Monarchy, you picked Canada? 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
443 You are no big deal without a moat. There is one day delivery on that stuff. 1.3648 0.01050 244 200 27 17
444 Do you think that anyone will recognize us here in Vancouver? 1.3648 0.03776 244 169 61 14
445 It is a thing. White privilege IS a thing. 1.3648 0.03993 244 174 51 19
446 Roger went out for the evening dressed for a little reign. 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
447 Honey, abdication includes the wardrobe." 1.3648 0.03820 244 170 59 15
448 Maybe you'd have more friends if you weren't such a royal pain in the ass. 1.3648 0.03195 244 172 61 11
449 Need a laugh? Around the corner, ask him "Who made YOU King?" 1.3648 0.04118 244 177 45 22
450 You really are a royal pain in the ass. 1.3644 0.04121 247 180 44 23
451 We should probably learn the words to "O Canada." 1.3644 0.04121 247 180 44 23
452 And you think I'm the diva. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
453 'This is a bad idea, Will. They take July 4th very seriously around here.' 1.3636 0.04015 242 173 50 19
454 All right, have it your way. 1.3636 0.04015 242 173 50 19
455 Who do you think you are, the President? 1.3636 0.04141 242 176 44 22
456 'Just don't let on who you are.' 1.3636 0.04141 242 176 44 22
457 You seem royally pissed. 1.3636 0.04015 242 173 50 19
458 John, that's not what I meant when I said to dress for the job you want. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
459 Richard, please stop saying "My kingdom for a Lyft!" 1.3625 0.03949 240 170 53 17
460 I don't think its the same when all of your followers are online. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
461 How fancy IS this restaurant? 1.3625 0.03273 240 176 49 15
462 I still don't think we're going to get in without a reservation. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
463 Taking early retirement was a mistake. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
464 I believe the entrance to the Republican Convention is right around this corner. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
465 Come on, Harry. Get over it! 1.3625 0.04247 240 177 39 24
466 Look, at least you got to keep the crown. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
467 Don't think they bought it, dear. Maybe next time just make a reservation. 1.3625 0.03579 240 162 69 9
468 Don't you think you might be out of your realm? 1.3625 0.03627 240 163 67 10
469 So what happens if you order the double whopper? 1.3625 0.00418 240 193 34 13
470 So, what do you do for a living? 1.3625 0.03769 240 171 53 16
471 It feels like the promotion to regional manager is starting to go to your head, Clark. 1.3625 0.03860 240 168 57 15
472 I can't believe they wouldn't give you a free burger. Why didn't you tell them who you are? 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
473 Get over it, Harry. This is Canada. 1.3625 0.04058 240 175 44 21
474 Maybe we can't run away and blend in. 1.3625 0.03860 240 168 57 15
475 Thanks for putting on your clothes. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
476 It's just not the same without the absolute power. 1.3621 0.03782 243 169 60 14
477 You really were expecting the royal treatment, weren't you? 1.3613 0.03788 238 165 60 13
478 Well, you do look a little silly continuing to wear the clothes, Harry 1.3613 0.03880 238 167 56 15
479 King takes Queen. 1.3613 0.01832 238 179 50 9
480 Real kings don’t leave the toilet seat up! 1.3613 0.03788 238 165 60 13
481 Harry, this is Canada! What did you think would happen? 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
482 I just think a bigger entourage couldn't hurt. 1.3613 0.03232 238 174 50 14
483 I don’t care how many shares of Burger King we bought — you can’t just walk in there like you own the place. 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
484 So, you're on a playing card? 1.3613 0.03880 238 167 56 15
485 You still have less delusion of grandeur than most people in LA 1.3613 0.04272 238 176 38 24
486 You knew that Burger King deal wouldn't last forever, didn't you? 1.3613 0.04145 238 173 44 21
487 Five years later, Harry and Meghan realize that living a normal life isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3613 0.02059 238 179 49 10
488 No one mentioned my new clothes. 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
489 I'm sorry the ancestry test wasn't what you hoped. 1.3613 0.03971 238 169 52 17
490 I've got a feeling we're not in Camelot anymore. 1.3610 0.03847 241 169 57 15
491 Who died and made you King? Oh right, your father. 1.3609 0.03291 230 169 47 14
492 I told you that wouldn't help us get a table. 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
493 Yeah, the job I want isn't hiring either. 1.3602 0.02923 236 175 48 13
494 SO WE GAVE UP A "CASTLE" FOR THIS? 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
495 Of course they recognize you! They're just too embarrassed to say anything Donald. 1.3602 0.02765 236 180 41 15
496 Well, maybe you could run for president 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
497 Just keep walking. His reign ended last Thursday. 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
498 You might change your mind about wanting to live in the 'real world' once you see what its like. 1.3602 0.04254 236 174 39 23
499 Harry, it's been a couple of months now, I think it's time to let go" 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
500 I'm worried you're taking you're royalties payments a little too literally 1.3602 0.03638 236 178 38 20
501 What should we do with all of those HRH embroidered towels? 1.3602 0.03381 236 168 56 12
502 I just don't get why you would assume Regal Cinema had a dress code. 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
503 Harry, I get the feeling you are starting to regret our decision. 1.3602 0.03992 236 168 51 17
504 I'm just not sure 'Prom King' is a lifetime appointment. 1.3602 0.03901 236 166 55 15
505 When I said, "I want to be Queen for a day" this isn't what I imagined. 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
506 Your 'kingdom for a horse' deal is not looking so great now, huh? 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
507 A real king would protect me by walking on the street side. 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
508 I can't believe I've been banned from McDonald's! 1.3602 0.04254 236 174 39 23
509 No one is going to take me seriously when you're not wearing your costume, Sharon. 1.3602 0.03901 236 166 55 15
510 I don't think France is the place for that outfit. 1.3602 0.04081 236 170 47 19
511 Harold.....this is hard to tell you....but I've been seeing a Pawn behind your back! 1.3602 0.04125 236 171 45 20
512 Turns out it's just OK to be the king... 1.3598 0.01190 239 192 33 14
513 I tell you, Harry, in Canada I''ll be known as the Duchess of Success. 1.3598 0.04045 239 172 48 19
514 Harry, we need to talk. It's time for you to move on. 1.3598 0.03867 239 168 56 15
515 When were you first elected President, Mr. Trump? 1.3598 0.04131 239 174 44 21
516 ...which's why you gotta dress for the job you want. 1.3593 0.00434 231 184 37 10
517 I think it's time we cancel BBC. 1.3593 0.03860 231 161 57 13
518 Some are born great, some achieve greatness - and some find a cape and a crown in a trash can. 1.3593 0.01996 231 177 43 11
519 This would all be so much better if your last name wasn't Kong 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
520 Anyone can get it in king size honey, you just need to ask... 1.3593 0.03711 231 158 63 10
521 Wait ‘til you see the crown jewels 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
522 Did you have to abdicate before dessert? 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
523 This is not what I meant when I asked to be treated like a queen. 1.3593 0.03909 231 162 55 14
524 Looking for new digs, Harry and Meghan find out that “paying the rent” really is a thing. 1.3593 0.03957 231 163 53 15
525 I thought you said you would get voice over work, Meghan. I can't be doing the birthdays, weddings, and bar-mitzvahs circuit forever! 1.3593 0.04097 231 166 47 18
526 Where did we park the dragon again? 1.3590 0.01859 234 185 35 14
527 It's a little thing called dressing for success, Carol. 1.3590 0.04014 234 167 50 17
528 Sussex Royal Streetwear Collection Fall 2021 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
529 You put abdicated on your resume and no one wants to hire you. 1.3590 0.03922 234 165 54 15
530 But it is for the whole day. 1.3590 0.03779 234 162 60 12
531 Honey I'm not sure that 'Make Aristocracy Great Again' is a good idea. 1.3590 0.04059 234 168 48 18
532 You should have worn the other tie. 1.3586 0.00423 237 185 44 8
533 Prince Harry and Meghan blend in effortlessly. 1.3581 0.04166 229 166 44 19
534 Don't lose this "Crown" audition. We have to pay $3 million back. 1.3581 0.04434 229 172 32 25
535 We need to talk about your superiority complex. 1.3581 0.04120 229 165 46 18
536 You seemed a bit different on your profile. 1.3581 0.03978 229 162 52 15
537 Honestly, Randolph, must you be such a royal pain in the ass. 1.3581 0.04302 229 169 38 22
538 You treat me like a pawn 1.3581 0.03881 229 160 56 13
539 I don't think they are taking applications to fill the vacancy 1.3581 0.03978 229 162 52 15
540 Maybe if you had more family jewels. 1.3581 0.04120 229 165 46 18
541 At long last, Prince Albert is let out of the can. 1.3581 0.04026 229 163 50 16
542 Missing England a bit, are we Harry darling? 1.3578 0.04082 232 167 47 18
543 I said I was giving up the thrown, NOT the crown! 1.3578 0.04173 232 169 43 20
544 You have to stop wearing that outfit, Harry. We're in Canada. 1.3574 0.04000 235 168 50 17
545 Harry. We talked about this. 1.3568 0.04191 227 165 43 19
546 It's New York City, no one will notice you! 1.3565 0.04151 230 167 44 19
547 It always feels like a competition when we have dinner with your brother. 1.3556 0.03923 225 158 54 13
548 It's New York, they're not going to recognize you. 1.3556 0.04072 225 161 48 16
549 Harry and Megan were finding it more difficult than they thought to blend into their new neighborhood. 1.3556 0.04262 225 165 40 20
550 I didn’t think they would tow a carriage... 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
551 We are not amused. 1.3553 0.04082 228 164 47 17
552 Let’s make our reservation under “Harry, formerly known as Prince!” 1.3545 0.04134 220 158 46 16
553 Next time you give away a kingdom and do not ask for a horse, I will divorce you 1.3543 0.03893 223 156 55 12
554 Well, I appreciate you wearing clothes today John. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
555 Mr. President, you were acquitted -- leave well enough alone. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
556 A horse? A horse? My kingdom for a horse? What the hell were you thinking, Richard? 1.3529 0.04017 221 167 34 20
557 You may think you are king of the castle at home but out here you just look like a tourist. 1.3529 0.02849 221 165 45 11
558 They all know you shouldn't be wearing your crown any more, Harry, but they're too polite to say so." 1.3529 0.01665 221 167 47 7
559 I don't care what your mother says. You married up. 1.3529 0.03914 221 155 54 12
560 Be honest, does it make my head look big? 1.3529 0.03914 221 155 54 12
561 Meghan noticed that Harry was not adjusting. 1.3529 0.04017 221 157 50 14
562 Come on, Harry. Montreal is not the end of the world. 1.3529 0.04017 221 157 50 14
563 I wouldn’t fuss otherwise , but today’s Bastille Day . 1.3529 0.04217 221 161 42 18
564 I thought the plan was to grab the jewels then lay low for a while. 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
565 ...but Harry, we came to Canada in order to live outside of the Royal spotlight 1.3527 0.04318 224 166 37 21
566 So -- I don't quite know why, but I'm sensing that you might be a little homesick, Harry. 1.3524 0.03844 227 159 56 12
567 I hear another couple from the UK has moved into town. Maybe we should look them up. 1.3516 0.04143 219 158 45 16
568 Why do people keep asking me for Whopper? 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
569 I liked you better as a toad 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
570 I'd lose the crown and cape if you wanted to blend in, Your Highness. 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
571 I know you're the king, and YOU know you're the king. Maybe the rest of Hoboken doesn't need to know you're the king. 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
572 Turn around now, or you're going to have to bow to some psycho. 1.3502 0.04318 217 160 38 19
573 Let's hail a carriage. 1.3502 0.03902 217 152 54 11
574 Did I remember to pull the drawbridge up? Really! Did you remember to light the dang dragon? 1.3502 0.04318 217 160 38 19
575 We should have fought for the Bentley and Royal Chauffeur in the abdication settlement 1.3502 0.04218 217 158 42 17
576 We are never going to get there on time if you keep moving one square at a time. 1.3502 0.04268 217 159 40 18
577 I thought we would be less conspicuous once we moved to Canada... 1.3500 0.03867 220 154 55 11
578 Asking him to "treat me like a queen" may have been a mistake. 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
579 Please stop saying “Nobless oblige” every time we come to an intersection! 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
580 Don’t worry there are still lots of other Burger Kings you can apply to. 1.3488 0.04087 215 154 47 14
581 I think you miss the paparazzi, here in Canada. 1.3488 0.02752 215 168 33 14
582 Are you sure this is less noticeable than a comb over? 1.3488 0.04033 215 158 41 16
583 Remember...this is Canada...low key. 1.3488 0.04033 215 153 49 13
584 When your profile said 'looking for a queen', I didn't know you meant it literally 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
585 First order of business as king is to get the cartoonist more crayons. 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
586 Remember to ask if they want fries with that. 1.3488 0.04344 215 159 37 19
587 Next time just be yourself. 1.3488 0.03725 215 150 56 9
588 I know what the DNA test said, but I don't think the royal guards will just let you in 1.3488 0.04443 215 161 33 21
589 Harry and Megan do Toronto 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
590 Well, you royally screwed that up. 1.3488 0.04294 215 158 39 18
591 We're in or we're out, Harry. Your grandma's not going to go for "the Royal formerly known as Prince." 1.3488 0.03924 215 151 53 11
592 I told you that wasn’t what he meant by expecting royalties 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
593 Sooo, what are you going to be tomorrow? 1.3488 0.04243 215 157 41 17
594 I said I wanted to marry an oligarch, not an old monarch. 1.3488 0.04113 215 157 42 16
595 Something tells me you didn’t really want to move to Canada, Harry. 1.3488 0.04344 215 159 37 19
596 Meghan... this anti-royalty thing is harder than I thought." 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
597 Suddenly, Karen realized how her dating profile only attracted a certain type of person 1.3486 0.03942 218 154 52 12
598 Act normal. Harry and Megan are around the corner 1.3474 0.04269 213 156 40 17
599 That's okay, honey. You won the popular vote. 1.3472 0.04227 216 158 41 17
600 I can't believe I scored Prince Harry's gear on Ebay." 1.3472 0.04018 216 154 49 13
601 I thought your dentist said the crown would be hidden. 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
602 Don't forget I'm the Queen tomorrow. 1.3460 0.04242 211 154 41 16
603 But what about MY majesty? 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
604 The king of the castle thing doesn’t work at home, why did you think it would work on the streets of Brooklyn ? 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
605 Keep up, Camilla. We're already late for luncheon at Megan and Harry's. 1.3460 0.04347 211 156 37 18
606 I thought that the throne room was a little small, considering the rent that they are asking. 1.3460 0.02995 211 159 41 11
607 Surely someone will give us change for the meter. 1.3460 0.02547 211 161 40 10
608 I’m glad those Ancestry.com results haven’t gone to your head. 1.3460 0.03852 211 157 39 15
609 Years later in Canada... Harry is still having trouble adjusting and giving up the Crown. 1.3460 0.04347 211 156 37 18
610 Harry, I hate it when we look like tourists. 1.3460 0.04189 211 153 43 15
611 I've got to find a throne room fast! 1.3445 0.03330 209 160 35 14
612 You may have overdressed for your interview at Burger King. 1.3445 0.03782 209 152 45 12
613 Expat couple aimlessly searching for spotted dick. 1.3445 0.01287 209 167 32 10
614 Trust me, they're not looking for a replacement. 1.3445 0.04103 209 150 46 13
615 Harry left the royal family for Meghan. When are YOU gonna do something for me, William. 1.3443 0.04278 212 156 39 17
616 Now remember, no one here knows who you are or what you do. We're practically invisible! 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
617 At least no one can see your ‘Home of the Whopper’ boxers. 1.3418 0.02563 196 152 34 10
618 Of course we can't get a cab - the drivers know you don't carry cash. 1.3415 0.04376 205 152 36 17
619 You need to wear a business suit for your next job interview. 1.3415 0.04376 205 152 36 17
620 Well you’re not a frog anymore, so I don’t understand why it bothers you to see frogs’ legs on the menu. It’s not like you’re related to them. Wait...is there something you need to tell me, Don? 1.3413 0.04277 208 153 39 16
621 Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose, Harry? 1.3399 0.04235 203 148 41 14
622 Your new dentist certainly makes a big production of crown replacements. 1.3399 0.03066 203 158 32 13
623 What if this is as good as it gets! 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
624 Oh, Meghan, I think I bombed that job interview. They asked why I left my last job and it got all awkward. 1.3398 0.04106 206 151 41 14
625 Don't worry, you can still be a Royal. I'm sure the Mounties are hiring. 1.3397 0.03922 209 148 51 10
626 Not a single bow or curtsy, the entire day? 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
627 I told you no one else in Crown Heights would be wearing one. 1.3383 0.02392 201 152 42 7
628 But, you'll always be MY prince, Harry! 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
629 If a King farts, is it a Noble gas? 1.3383 0.04598 201 153 28 20
630 Lucky you, to live your life in Technicolor." 1.3383 0.04376 201 149 36 16
631 Just to the end of the block then I get it back! 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
632 As an adult, Prince Tuesday had to face the stark reality that not every day is a beautiful day in the neighborhood. 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
633 Now that Trump is king, perhaps we should just move to Canada. 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
634 I do wish that Grandmum had hired someone to explain real life to us. 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
635 That dentist was not kidding when he said he would get you a better crown... 1.3383 0.04143 201 145 44 12
636 Harry dear, you really have to let go. 1.3382 0.04218 204 149 41 14
637 Don't look, but Meghan and Harry are out getting coffee again.. 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
638 The proper response is 'Gezuntite,' not 'Off with his head.' 1.3367 0.04347 199 147 37 15
639 Tell me again what you're king of. 1.3367 0.04347 199 147 37 15
640 Oh hell...let's go back. I miss Windsor castle. 1.3367 0.04228 199 145 41 13
641 Well, you did ask me to make you feel like a princess. 1.3367 0.03917 199 140 51 8
642 Harry, are you sure you don't want to go back to London? 1.3367 0.04462 199 149 33 17
643 You do know 23 and Me could have made a mistake…” 1.3367 0.04574 199 151 29 19
644 Gotta get to work. The monarchy doesn't pay what it used to. 1.3367 0.00504 199 165 31 3
645 Just once, I'd love to have a Whopper without doing this whole thing... 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
646 This young Prince came up to me and said,"I don't want it. You can have it." 1.3366 0.04301 202 149 38 15
647 Would you rather I just walk around not acknowledging my privilege? 1.3366 0.02434 205 158 38 9
648 It made sense at the museum gift shop. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
649 Mom always said, 'clothes make the man.' 1.3350 0.04491 197 148 32 17
650 The King of Queens 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
651 You might consider yourself done with your self esteem classes. 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
652 This is not what I meant by “I want you to make me feel like a queen” 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
653 So now that he's a king, you're all wearing that instead of the MAGA hat? 1.3350 0.04340 203 151 36 16
654 Oh Charles ... I fear this is going to get back to Mum. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
655 I don't mind referring to our apartment as your castle, but I need to stop calling you "My Liege" in public. 1.3333 0.00514 195 160 30 5
656 I think Regal in this town is a movie theater. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
657 Remember, I get to wear it when we turn here onto Queen Street. 1.3333 0.04236 198 145 40 13
658 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see 'The King and I.'' 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
659 I’m on good terms with my last ex-wife. It was the one before her that I had beheaded. 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
660 No king in a democracy...who knew? 1.3333 0.04296 198 146 38 14
661 Melania, I believe you are supposed to walk two paces behind your king! 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
662 Face it, Henry. I'm taller than you. The hat doesn't fool anyone. 1.3333 0.04051 198 142 46 10
663 I'm hungry for a burger. Any suggestions? 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
664 You really can be a royal pain in the arse 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
665 I know the ad says 'You'll like the way you look'...but they never ask if your partner will. 1.3333 0.00514 195 162 29 4
666 Remember when the job you wanted was astronaut? 1.3333 0.03987 198 141 48 9
667 Too soon, Harry. Too soon. 1.3333 0.04342 195 144 37 14
668 Incognito, my ass! 1.3333 0.03994 195 146 36 13
669 Forget it, Jake, it's Queens. 1.3333 0.04156 195 146 35 14
670 King for A Day isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
671 No, I will not walk ten steps behind you! 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
672 Is a free hamburger really worth it? 1.3333 0.04236 198 145 40 13
673 I told you, without the HRH you’re just another nut job in a crown. 1.3333 0.04579 195 148 29 18
674 You said we would leave this behind when we moved to Canada. 1.3317 0.04034 199 143 46 10
675 I dress for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.3316 0.04263 196 144 39 13
676 ...but all in all Prince Harry’s garage sale was pretty underwhelming. 1.3316 0.03877 196 138 51 7
677 If I may say so, your majesty, we are royally lost. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
678 But if you keep wearing that outfit no one will believe we left the country to avoid the paparazzi. 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
679 Well, an entourage of one is a start... 1.3316 0.04050 193 138 46 9
680 It seems like the Canadians are giving us more space than we imagined. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
681 Dang it, Tom...I told you to stop dressing for the job you want. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
682 Harry, honey, you've got to dress like the people now! 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
683 Does this crown make my butt look big? 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
684 The streets were brimming with men who thought they had found a cure to male pattern baldness. 1.3316 0.01503 190 150 33 7
685 When living in Queens, I feel the need to dress the part. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
686 the experts say "dress for the job you want" 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
687 You'd be a better King if you stopped tweeting all the time. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
688 If you're only moving one space at a time again, I'll meet you there. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
689 Get used to it Harry! Your can't wear a crown in Canada! 1.3316 0.04604 190 144 29 17
690 If you insist only only moving one square at a time, I’m leaving. 1.3316 0.04512 190 145 28 17
691 Look, when we get there, don't act all king-y, okay? 1.3316 0.04091 190 136 45 9
692 Well at least you remembered your clothes this time. 1.3300 0.04260 200 148 38 14
693 You can ask your Gram, but I don't think we can go back. 1.3299 0.04163 194 141 42 11
694 Just because Harry left doesn’t mean there’s an opening. 1.3299 0.04590 194 148 28 18
695 I'm guessing this is your first court appearance? 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
696 Couldn’t you have abdicated after the carriage ride? 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
697 I’ve kissed a lot of frogs over the years, and I swear this has never happened before. 1.3298 0.04150 188 143 31 14
698 I know you're a Trump supporter but it is still called President's Day. 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
699 Ok fine, I should’ve never said anything about the sweatpants. 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
700 Beats wearing that MAGA hat. 1.3298 0.04511 188 141 32 15
701 Relax. No one has to know you were just a pawn who happened to make it to the front row. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
702 Well, Your Highness, in light of the debts you've accumulated, I think you were damn lucky that Burger King was hiring. 1.3298 0.04184 188 136 42 10
703 Despite having an open spot, Jerry is about to learn the royal family are not accepting applications at this time. 1.3298 0.00533 188 152 31 5
704 Harry, wouldn’t it be better if we were incognito? 1.3280 0.01015 189 148 36 5
705 I know how disappointed you are Donald, but you were a king for four years. 1.3280 0.03234 186 145 30 11
706 I don’t think that’s what the dentist meant 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
707 What did you do with the horse? 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
708 I slept with the jester last night. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
709 A gentleman would walk on the outside. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
710 Honey, I think 'dress for the job you want' only works outside the monarchy... 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
711 I kinda miss gram gram, Meghan. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
712 Harry and Meghan incognito in Canada. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
713 At the very least, get some maple leafs engraved on that thing. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
714 It’s less about the outfit and more about threatening my mother with the guillotine. 1.3280 0.04379 186 145 24 17
715 No, I didn't attend Trump University. 1.3280 0.00539 186 149 33 4
716 Please stop referring to everyone who passes us as a "commoner." 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
717 Harry, you need to try harder to fit in here. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
718 When your dating profile said “Renaissance Man”, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3262 0.04052 187 134 45 8
719 All I'm saying is that there's finally an opening for my dream job and I have to go for it. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
720 Just try to understand where he’s coming from. I don’t think decapitation is the answer. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
721 You're lucky they only severed your pay. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
722 It's not all bad. You may have lost the throne, but they let you keep your head. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
723 No, 'regal' is not the word I'm thinking of. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
724 You know what this town needs? A good Renaissance Festival. 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
725 Lose the crown. 1.3261 0.04057 184 139 33 12
726 I can't always tell which "we" you're using. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
727 First we lose the monarchy, then we get monochromatic. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
728 Just because they resigned doesn't mean it's up for grabs! 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
729 I think it’s OK not to wear it now that we’re in Canada, H 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
730 I tried to warn you, Harry. Everybody here thinks that crown means you celebrated your birthday at a Burger place. 1.3243 0.04520 185 142 27 16
731 ´´ Meghan, you are right , we are safe here in America. Nobody notices anything special about us .´´ 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
732 Grandma says I have to wear it. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
733 I wish you had never done that DNA test. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
734 Hurry up, or we'll be late to court". 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
735 And you're sure this will get us a better table 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
736 Are you sure you should be wearing this in a McDonalds neighborhood? 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
737 A little homesick, Harry? 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
738 Being the king used to mean something. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
739 Just call Grandma Liz and say you're sorry. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
740 It could be worse. The last emperor that was seen in public was naked. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
741 I hate to break this to you, but clothes don’t ‘make the man’. 1.3242 0.03691 182 143 26 13
742 Trust me, you *do* have clothes, and people *can* see them." 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
743 We should have left. No one recognizes us anymore. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
744 People are less interested in your decrees than you may think. 1.3224 0.04417 183 139 30 14
745 I don't care what French monarch you're dressed like,I'm not going to shout "let them eat cake" every time we pass the bakers. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
746 And yet your outfit was such a hit last weekend at the Renaissance Fair 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
747 Don’t worry so much. Getting impeached doesn’t mean much anymore. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
748 Whoever told Jeremy "dress for the job you want, not the one you have", had a lot to answer for. 1.3222 0.04143 180 130 42 8
749 Harry, it's over. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
750 This isn’t the best time to advertise that you’re in the top 0.01 percent. 1.3222 0.02803 180 140 32 8
751 Harry honey I don’t think you need to wear that anymore, but the Canadians are too polite to tell you otherwise. 1.3222 0.04468 180 137 29 14
752 Ever since you bought a Tesla you’ve been impossible Howard. 1.3222 0.03624 180 136 35 9
753 Honestly, I feel overdressed 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
754 We were at Medieval Times three weeks ago. I think it’s time to abdicate. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
755 I feel like your family thinks they’re better than me. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
756 Dinner at your mother's is starting to get to me. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
757 Real kings don’t get their scepter stolen by teenagers. 1.3222 0.04218 180 131 40 9
758 You’re a great guy, Ken, but I’m finding you rather entitled. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
759 You can’t be king AND dictator, Donald. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
760 To be honest, this isn't exactly what I expected when you told me about Queens. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
761 I just know the couples' therapist is going to have a lot of questions, honey. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
762 You can’t always believe your mother. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
763 There’s a pop-eyed couple just around the corner. I suggest you turn around, walk briskly, and don’t look back. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
764 Canada is boring. Let's go back. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
765 Just wear the gray crown next time! Mr. "I want to blend in and be treated like a commoner" 1.3222 0.01955 180 146 25 9
766 Try to blend in, Harry. We're commoners now. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
767 Fake it til you make it has limits Fred. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
768 Well, the adoring crowds aren’t too bad today, are they your majesty? 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
769 Charles, I understand your trying it on for size, but I really don’t think it’s a good idea to do so beyond the palace walls! 1.3204 0.04682 181 139 26 16
770 I thought the Whopper was great. 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
771 You did seem upset when our therapist said that you were narcissistic 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
772 I know it didn't have a turret, but this neighborhood is very up-and-coming. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
773 We dreamed that cutting ties from royal responsibility would make us free spirits. Who knew that common people ate at such lousy restaurants and needed to walk so much!?! 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
774 Who would have thought the real king of Denmark would be at your reunion? 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
775 Looks like His Majesty thinks he's too good for grayscale. 1.3204 0.04049 181 130 44 7
776 I told you things would change when we got to Canada 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
777 Harry and Meghan were still struggling with their Brexit. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
778 You're sure your castle is in this street? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
779 When you said you were next in line for the throne, I thought you meant the bathroom at Starbucks. 1.3204 0.03734 181 141 28 12
780 '"Can doing the dishes be part of your royal duties?" 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
781 See, Harry? You're fitting in already. 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
782 Do you think she'll take us back? 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
783 One day a year Canada lets Prince Harry pretend he's the King 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
784 Not everything is black and white, your Highness. 1.3202 0.01759 178 144 26 8
785 I’m sorry, I should’ve mentioned that I prefer McDonalds in my “Match” profile. 1.3202 0.02089 178 141 30 7
786 Just be glad they gave you the crown the toys only come with kids meals 1.3202 0.01931 178 140 32 6
787 That's the third scepter you left behind in a restaurant this week!" 1.3198 0.01970 172 134 33 5
788 I’m guessing you went over and visited your Mom today? 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
789 If you pull out your phone, it'll make you look less awkward. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
790 I take it birthdays are big for you. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
791 L'etat n'est pas vous. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
792 So did you get the promotion? 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
793 It is nice cape weather dear, but I think the crown is a step too far. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
794 You were right. Canada sucks. 1.3182 0.04774 176 136 24 16
795 Face it, Harold. There's just no market for kings anymore. Maybe you could become president. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
796 Yes, I do think you're overdressed, Greg. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
797 King or no king, you left 2 dirty dishes in the sink 1.3182 0.00570 176 146 24 6
798 Sorry Camilla, but being a Royal just isn't what it used to be. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
799 So what if some people recognize me. That’s no reason to think that no one knows who you are. 1.3182 0.04841 176 137 22 17
800 This is NOT what they meant by fancy dress 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
801 Well, I was a little amused. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
802 I know we need a table, but does it have to be round? 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
803 Winter's coming. Let's at least get you a proper hat, Harry. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
804 I thought I could blend in here. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
805 All I’m saying is you don’t have to wear the crown all the time. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
806 Does this crown make me look fat? 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
807 People don't stare as much now that I'm wearing clothes, but frankly I miss the attention. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
808 We can ask for a recount. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
809 Meghan helps Harry through his withdrawal period. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
810 Harry for god’s sake, do you want to step away or not? 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
811 What kind of midlife crisis is this Tod? 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
812 Maybe the next guy will bow. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
813 Look at the bright side. At least they don’t behead any more. 1.3164 0.01903 177 140 31 6
814 See. Now that we’re part-time Royals, no one even recognizes us anymore. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
815 I don't know how they knew we were tourists. 1.3164 0.04018 177 127 44 6
816 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are still having trouble blending in with the new Canadian neighbors. 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
817 January 20, 2021....Don't be too upset Donald...I thought it was very nice of the new president to let you keep your royal outfit. You'll still be the king of Mar-a-Lago. 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
818 No, you look like your profile picture. I just didn't recognize you without the staff. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
819 As it turned out, her husband's Trump costume was spot-on. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
820 Honey, we need to get you back to the hospita-- I mean, the Royal Palace. Your, uh, subjects are waiting... 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
821 I miss jumping like a frog... 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
822 ...And if we eat at Wendy’s next week, will you be dressing up as a red-headed, pig-tailed, prepubescent girl? 1.3158 0.04387 171 129 31 11
823 I know you “could if you wanted to,” but the Republicans already have their candidate. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
824 When I said you were a king among men, you know I was being ironic, right? 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
825 I hate to be the one to break this to you, your majesty, but your royal fly is open. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
826 Don't be upset honey. Kingdoms come, kingdoms go. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
827 What do you mean, I have to walk two steps behind you? 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
828 If Meghan and Harry can do it, so can we. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
829 Blend in. Act like you're Canadian. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
830 "Next time your contract talks about 'royalties,' please read the fine print." 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
831 You are so fickle; we came to Canada because you said you didn't want attention. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
832 I take back what I said about dressing for the job you want. 1.3143 0.04121 175 127 41 7
833 I know. You already told me you were voted Prom King in 2009. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
834 But you promised me and the world you were leaving that life behind.” 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
835 Divorced, beheaded, died; divorced, beheaded, survived. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
836 Everyone who lives here is from Kings County. We just call ourselves Brooklynites. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
837 See, you should have worn the Wench costume. Now you look ridiculous. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
838 Your wardrobe doesn't appear to be working 1.3136 0.04128 169 122 41 6
839 It was a casual game of checkers until I said, ‘King Me’. 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
840 Just once I'd like someone to fall to their knees in humility and shame. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
841 He’s said he wanted to see you about a royal screwup, doesn’t mean you should dress the part. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
842 Wait — you have a kingdom? 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
843 I named these streets 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
844 I hope we don't run into Harry and Meghan... 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
845 Beware, when you round the corner you will run into King Donald and Queen Melania. You better bow or you are toast! 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
846 It’s OK babe. Now, where was the last place you saw your scepter? 1.3136 0.02088 169 139 21 9
847 You know, the last person wearing a crown here was not well received. 1.3136 0.04416 169 128 30 11
848 Yes , Ed! I did say you can be a royal pain but you’re taking it too far! 1.3136 0.04376 169 130 27 12
849 What did the dentist say about your crown?" 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
850 It's great not to be recognised!... 1.3136 0.00593 169 139 24 6
851 No, you can’t choose’His Royal Highness’ as your pronoun. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
852 You know, there’s only so much you can achieve from dressing for success. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
853 Harry, sweetie, don’t you think it’s time you try to blend in with the Canadians? 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
854 I thought that you were just being funny when I read your dating profile requesting "no princesses or drama queens." 1.3125 0.04692 176 136 25 15
855 You will be pleased to hear that when you visit the ‘Queen’, she apparently has a nice couch for you to lie on. 1.3121 0.00580 173 144 23 6
856 I don't care if it was a gift from your mother! 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
857 This is not what I meant when I said, 'I want to be treated like a queen." 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
858 Yeah and I'm Queen For A Day 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
859 He says he's the King of Queens. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
860 Trump says there’s only room for one emperor. 1.3118 0.04737 170 131 25 14
861 Sorry, Harry, but Trump got there first. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
862 I miss the days when a cape and crown meant something. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
863 We get it Tom, you did the dishes last night. You can take off your robe and crown now. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
864 Just act casual. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
865 I'm sorry that Queens was not what you were expecting. 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
866 The nobles often walked among the common people in order to gain perspective. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
867 Enough already! Howie, we've been through Crown Heights and Park Slope and now Brighton Beach. The Brooklyn neighborhoods just do not want a king., 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
868 If we put our hands in our pockets we're sure to fit in. 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
869 You should take your clothes off when we get to main street...your people will admire you. 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
870 We’ve walked for blocks. You still think a cab is going to hail YOU? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
871 I know you're bummed...but Harry and Meghan picked Canada and that's that. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
872 Did the Senate approve your Coronation or did you just grab it? 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
873 Chin up, Harry — heavy is the head that wears the frown. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
874 I feel like I royally screwed up tonight. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
875 Harry, would you consider a Blue Jays t-shirt? 1.3091 0.01518 165 132 28 5
876 Ok now practice saying... “sorry, eh”. 1.3091 0.03114 165 127 32 6
877 You can't just interview for the royal family. 1.3091 0.01848 165 131 29 5
878 Look, King of the Losers is still a king. 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
879 Don't be silly, babe -- the dog was laughing WITH you! 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
880 Oh no, am I overdressed? 1.3091 0.00608 165 140 20 5
881 You're on your way to being king of the corner 1.3091 0.00608 165 144 18 3
882 And I want to be a Queen for a day! 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
883 Yes, the crown makes you look fat! 1.3091 0.04178 165 125 31 9
884 Who made you King? 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
885 Drag QUEEN, I told you! Drag kings are passe'. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
886 Let's go home, Margaret, I'm beginning to feel common. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
887 Hmm, are you having second thoughts about the abdication. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
888 Dear, I think the locals would be more friendly to us as tourists if you'd be a little more lowkey about your DNA results. 1.3091 0.04477 165 126 28 11
889 I saw "The Crown," too, but I still think you can take it off without abdicating. 1.3091 0.00676 165 132 29 4
890 Will you spring for a cab your majesty or are we taking the subway? 1.3091 0.01391 165 129 33 3
891 I honestly didn’t think we would need a reservation “! 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
892 Maybe the jester outfit was a better fit. 1.3072 0.04244 166 122 37 7
893 Yes, and you think you’re the King of England ! 1.3072 0.00923 166 136 24 6
894 I told you you can't just apply to be King - you have to be elected... 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
895 At this corner you won't have to yield. 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
896 Honey, 'king of the road' is just an expression 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
897 No one cares that your birthday is today 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
898 Settled in Canada, Harry was still ambivalent about withdrawing from the Royal Family. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
899 For Pete's sake, Har. Canada's cold, but it's not ermine and crownmuffs cold. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
900 Apparently I have a divine right to rule, but not to a dinner reservation 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
901 It's just, I always thought of myself as a different type of Land Lord... 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
902 Fred, I wish you wouldn't wear red. It makes people stare. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
903 It's just that when they said 'royalties' I was expecting something else. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
904 Can you believe that? No cape check! They made me look a real idiot back there. 1.3067 0.04249 163 122 33 8
905 I swear - this makes us look like London locals. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
906 I told you that they can't see your clothes. 1.3067 0.04249 163 122 33 8
907 You're living proof that clothes don't make the man. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
908 King Trump and Melania enjoy a day out from the asylum. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
909 Yes, you are still a royal pain, Harold! 1.3067 0.04113 163 118 40 5
910 If you would just wear your Tiara, our people would clap and not stare. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
911 Your kingdom for a horse? You know you can just get an Uber … 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
912 A taxi, a taxi, my kingdom for a taxi! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
913 Try another country, perhaps? I don't think Canada will be too tickled with another pair. 1.3067 0.04793 163 126 24 13
914 I’m starting to love Toronto. You?” 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
915 You look like the Village idiot! 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
916 The red cape's a nice touch. But I still don't think they're gonna give you a free Whopper. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
917 They say you're supposed to dress for the job you want." "You want to be a kid at a Burger King? 1.3067 0.04113 163 128 24 11
918 So that’s why you wanted your “Whopper.” 1.3067 0.00615 163 144 14 5
919 Ok now you’re a royal pain in the neck. 1.3067 0.04020 163 122 34 7
920 Maybe don't wear that the next time you meet my parents. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
921 They say you could walk down the street naked with a saucepan on your head in New York - and no one would notice. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
922 It’s not you. No one can wear red anymore. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
923 I told you "Casual King Friday" wasn't a thing. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
924 ...and if my sister asks, your kingdom is carbon neutral. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
925 I know it’s just honorary, but it seems like it should at least come with a car and driver. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
926 I'm looking for Queens. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
927 A lot of men go through this, darling. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
928 Peg was finally ready to admit that Ned's narcissism had officially gotten out of control. 1.3049 0.04845 164 128 22 14
929 And which tabloid do you think will mistake you for Harry? 1.3049 0.03952 164 125 31 8
930 I just don't think you have a chance running as a Democrat. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
931 I still can’t get a damn cab 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
932 I have a feeling the end of democracy is just around the corner. 1.3049 0.03164 164 130 26 8
933 We always seem to get so much better service when I'm wearing my new clothes. 1.3049 0.00612 164 132 30 2
934 Just don't let it go to your head. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
935 I had no idea why they charged you a Kings ransom for fish and chips 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
936 You don't have to wear that anymore. We're in Canada 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
937 Just because Harry moved to Canada doesn't mean there's an opening. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
938 I think they said 'dress casual' Hank? 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
939 I told you we needed reservations! 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
940 Siri, what do peasants do in their spare time? 1.3043 0.04275 161 121 32 8
941 Gee, Marge, that Dress for Success seminar was a colossal waste of money. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
942 It looks like the Emperor's new clothes aren't invisible after all 1.3043 0.04453 161 123 28 10
943 It's not the dragons I miss, it's the beheadings. 1.3043 0.03895 161 127 24 10
944 Being President is so yesterday. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
945 Just tell them your new clothes are at the cleaners. 1.3043 0.04230 161 118 37 6
946 Up ahead, Meghan and Harry in ten years. 1.3043 0.04830 161 125 23 13
947 The hardest part of not being royal anymore is seeing all those backs. 1.3036 0.04683 168 130 25 13
948 Sure beats the last time you wore new clothes. 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
949 So, what do you turn back into at midnight? 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
950 When I said I wanted you to make me feel like a queen, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
951 I know your life coach said to dress for the job you want, but this seems like a reach. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
952 Sure you're *a* king, just not *the* king. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
953 They’re not looking for a replacement, Harry. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
954 Your mom has to die first, Chuck. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
955 You're being a royal embarrassment to me right now. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
956 You’re taking the whole “Dress for the job you want.” thing way too literally. 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
957 Harold, I said prepare for the R-A-I-N! 1.3019 0.04743 159 125 21 13
958 Is it hereditary? 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
959 It does look great on you, Hon, but we said we’d give that up when we moved to Canada. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
960 I apologized for calling you a 'royal pain,' but this is only proving my point, dear. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
961 I know you are a Trump supporter, but this is going too far! 1.3019 0.04439 159 124 24 11
962 You know Frank, your ‘I’m king of my castle’ attitude doesn’t translate well once you leave the house. 1.3019 0.00631 159 128 29 2
963 Well when I said ‘up your style game’ I thought you’d just toss the ragged sweatpants. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
964 Just act normal 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
965 No one tells you how empty you feel when you finally make it to the top. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
966 I ask them not to treat me any differently. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
967 Food fit for a King, you said! 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
968 I thought you gave all this up for me. 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
969 Donald, now that you’ve lost the election can we talk about your wardrobe? 1.3019 0.04867 159 124 22 13
970 OK, wear the mantle. But please stop with the hear ye, hear ye. 1.3019 0.00999 159 128 27 4
971 You will always be the king of my realm. 1.3019 0.00631 159 132 25 2
972 Megan suddenly realized it was going to be a much harder transition than Harry let on. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
973 We can't move to Canada. It's been done. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
974 You look great; but you’re going to take some flak from the PETA people for the ermine. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
975 God Damn I fucking love Medieval Times. It Just pumps me the fuck up and makes me want to have an old timey king fuck fest. Whoooo yeah. I'm hard as a fucking rock just thinking about it! 1.3019 0.00631 159 140 11 8
976 Well, the book said to dress for the job you want. 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
977 It might just take a little more time before you fit in Harry. 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
978 You're definitely being a royal something tonight. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
979 Gosh, grandma could have ordered us a limo to the airport 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
980 Because King of Jefferson and Main isn't a thing, THAT'S why. 1.3019 0.04484 159 122 27 10
981 The abdication of the Mattress King 1.3019 0.04162 159 121 30 8
982 I don't know Meagan, it's just not the same in Canada. 1.3019 0.04572 159 123 25 11
983 Even Archie sees the irony. 1.3019 0.04572 159 123 25 11
984 Arthur for the last time, the square table goes much better with our kitchen! 1.3019 0.03915 159 121 31 7
985 Maybe "royal pain" means something different here in the colonies. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
986 I understand that trying to live up to your DNA results is not an easy task. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
987 Harry, I thought we agreed to tone it down from now on. 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
988 You really need to stop demanding everyone 'bend the knee' 1.3019 0.02714 159 126 27 6
989 People don't kneel down as much as they used to. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
990 Prom was 20 years ago Brian, get over it! 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
991 This is some midlife crisis Dan 1.3019 0.03123 159 124 29 6
992 Over there is where you buy a thing called groceries. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
993 Yes honey, we're all sad we finished watching 'The Crown'" 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
994 MY family is a circus? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
995 The crown is ok, I guess, but the robe is so last season. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
996 Harry, I’m sensing some ambivalence about our decision to step back from our royal family duties. 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
997 In fairness to me, the play is titled ‘The King and I..’ 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
998 Psst.....Sussexistential crisis coming. 1.3013 0.04630 156 121 24 11
999 I guess we could start a food truck. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
1000 No, I’m saying it’s the wrong outfit for ‘Hamilton’. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1001 The thing I like the least about it is the elections. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1002 I bet you forgot to feed the crocodiles again 1.3013 0.03903 156 121 27 8
1003 Charles, your mother is going to be so mad. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1004 Whatever happened to the money we wired to your cousin in Nigeria? 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1005 Now I know how Harry and Meghan feel. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1006 Don't worry....I'll find SOMETHING to be King of. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1007 Promise you’ll take it off when we get there. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
1008 At least they let you keep the suit. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1009 If you weren't so obsessed with having a horse, we'd still have a kingdom. 1.3000 0.04921 160 126 20 14
1010 You were King for a day, Marvin...time to move on. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1011 You said to "dress nice." 1.3000 0.02312 160 127 28 5
1012 That dog did not ignore you. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1013 Harry, you said you wanted out of the Royal spotlight, but I'm beginning to wonder. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
1014 Those shoes look so cheap with that crown. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1015 All that matters, Todd, is that I know you're the King of Broadway. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1016 I said it was WING night. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
1017 Give it a rest Harry. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1018 Told you, Canada isn’t so bad 1.2994 0.04187 157 120 29 8
1019 You do NOT look like him, and Trump only thinks he's King! 1.2994 0.04905 157 123 21 13
1020 The judges at the Trump look-a-like contest are not going to appreciate this, Frank. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
1021 You're not in Britain anymore, dear. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
1022 So how are you adjusting to retirement? 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
1023 So that's were the missing chess piece is! 1.2987 0.00651 154 136 15 3
1024 You can't have it both ways, Harry. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
1025 So the look isn’t au courant. I swear to you I like it. 1.2987 0.02186 154 125 23 6
1026 Sometimes I wish I'd never gone to that pond. 1.2987 0.04235 154 118 28 8
1027 The coup was hard on me, too, Henry, but couldn't we just put it behind us? 1.2987 0.03700 154 118 30 6
1028 I don't care what your DNA test says. I will not refer to you as "my liege." 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1029 Look, this only works for me in the house. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
1030 Marrying into royalty has been VASTLY overrated!" 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
1031 Harry, maybe you should send your resume to the Kansas City Royals. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
1032 Are you still royally pissed? 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
1033 Nobody remembers Imperial Margarine. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1034 Let's get a burger. 1.2987 0.01755 154 118 35 1
1035 Two hours into their Valentine's date, she decided he could never become her Prince Charming. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1036 The casual Friday guidelines only say no denim. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
1037 People don't dislike you because of how you dress. It's your constant shouting of "Off with their heads!" 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
1038 You never know what's waiting for you around the corner. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1039 That whole leaving the palace and re-branding ourselves thing seemed like a good idea at time. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1040 Act natural - I've heard there's an opening. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
1041 You should have known this was a bad idea on casual Friday. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1042 Everyone is staring at us. I told you not to carry that purse! 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
1043 We'd be less conspicuous if you'd lose the crown, Harry! 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
1044 Yes Dave, I know I said to dress for the job you want, but I don't think they're going to make you a member of the royal family. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1045 I mean, what does business casual even mean? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1046 My ex told me that all men are idiots and that I was their king. That’s why I wear it. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1047 Dressing as royalty for your therapy sessions is probably not going to help with your superiority issues." 1.2961 0.05099 152 121 17 14
1048 I still don't like it, Gary. It's been 500 years, everyone is a descendant of Edward III. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1049 My "official" title is the Sausage King of Fifth Avenue, but I just prefer Gary. 1.2961 0.03596 152 121 23 8
1050 I'm sorry these job interviews haven't gone well, William. Perhaps you give the impression that you're over-qualified? 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1051 Harry and Meagan, having been cut off of the royal cash cow, search in vain for a bar with no cover. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1052 It took some time for Prince Harry to master the art of blending in with his new Canadian surroundings. 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
1053 We could always go to Burger King. 1.2961 0.04699 152 119 22 11
1054 I don’t know why everyone is keeping their distance. Can’t they see that what I have is the coronation virus? 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
1055 You're still king of the castle to me, dear. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
1056 I still miss the retinue. 1.2953 0.04097 149 108 38 3
1057 You have to fake it until you make it. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
1058 My kingdom for a horse would come in handy just about now. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1059 We must still swing by the dry cleaners, Your Majesty. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1060 Harry, you aren't a senior royal anymore, take that off. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1061 Your royal bearing is fine dear, it’s your sense of direction I don’t trust. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1062 I just want to feel normal. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1063 I think that renouncing the throne also means giving the costume back. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1064 So much for a castle 1.2941 0.00656 153 125 24 4
1065 So, you got the promotion then? 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1066 Yes, I did say say you should dress for the job you want but... 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1067 What do you mean, everyone can see we’re American? 1.2933 0.03545 150 122 19 9
1068 Hey!!! I never agreed to walk behind you! 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1069 Honestly, Louis, when you said you felt like a Napoleon, I thought you wanted dessert. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1070 Who knew they would give it to you if you just asked? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1071 Well honey,people don’t expect royalty at a pizza parlor 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1072 You're the president of the school board. That doesn't make you king. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1073 The Delusion of Donald or King of Narcissus 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1074 That's the last time I'll ever go with you to Burger King. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1075 So let’s see Harry, do you have any skills besides waving, because we are going to need about $10,000 an hour to keep up our lifestyle. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1076 I'm KING, Karen! I can't ask for directions! 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1077 I know it's how you see me, mom, but I'm not sure these are good interview clothes. 1.2933 0.04340 150 114 29 7
1078 Honestly, Harry, are you really surprised that your grandmother isn’t taking calls from me any more?! 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1079 I understand you're excited about your Ancestry.com results but this is getting a little ridiculous. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1080 Your Majesty's Knight Marischal of the Co-op Board warned us it would be tough. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1081 Harry, Isn't it about time you let go? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1082 Did you fart? 1.2933 0.04965 150 118 20 12
1083 Not everything is black and white. 1.2933 0.02511 150 120 25 5
1084 Fine, fine - so your home's your castle! But can't you just wear the outfit in the apartment? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1085 I can't sell those mattresses without a sceptre, Suzanne ! 1.2933 0.00669 150 130 15 5
1086 When I said you're my king for the day, this isn't what I meant 1.2933 0.01353 150 120 27 3
1087 My liege, the subway or the bus? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1088 I gave my adoring crowds the day off 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1089 Well, all the other men I’ve dated who wore crowns at least had a car. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1090 You don’t come across well in job interviews, do you? 1.2933 0.04182 150 115 28 7
1091 Another Burger King Saturday Night 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1092 The Coop board elections are 11 months away. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1093 I don't really think you can be a hipster and also be a king. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1094 Honey, I think maybe it's time you reevaluate your take on "dress for success." 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1095 What happened to my merry ole soul? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1096 And stop calling me Camilla! 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1097 You know, Harry, it's never too late to learn how to code. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1098 i am just saying this may not be the best outfit for election day... 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1099 Don't you think you're a little old to be having your birthday party at Burger King? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1100 Do you think anyone will recognize us now? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1101 If things get worse, maybe we should also consider moving to Canada. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1102 Being from America,I can understand how this whole 'constitutional' thing must feel awkward. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1103 Don't look so worried. Not every monarch is automatically guillotined. 1.2933 0.00669 150 124 23 3
1104 If you hadn't been on the throne so long we wouldn't have missed our reservation. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1105 I'm breaking up with you because your delusions of grandeur are giving my delusions of grandeur an inferiority complex. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
1106 Weren't we taught to dress for the job we want? 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1107 Just walk along looking like you own the place. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1108 You look fine... just be yourself. 1.2933 0.04442 150 115 27 8
1109 Yes, Harry honey. it's a package deal. The money goes, the title goes, the crown goes. Get used to it. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
1110 Let’s see, I just need to pick up my sword from the shop, issue a decree, check in with the moat repair guy, oppress the peasantry, stifle a coup...but sure, Jen, I have PLENTY of time to grab coffee. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1111 I told you the coup wouldn’t work 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1112 You know, Prince of Greenwich Village was more of a metaphor. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1113 Maybe it's time to call and talk with your grandmother Harry" 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1114 Let’s work on your campaign slogan. I think ‘Vote for Earl for Earl’ is confusing voters. 1.2933 0.03144 150 119 25 6
1115 Why do you say I'm a royal pain? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1116 Even though we seceded I still have the feeling you have not let go entirely. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1117 Next time, could you take your hat off while we eat? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1118 We've gone from monarchical to symbolic to, literally, pedestrian. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1119 But Harry was a real prince. That's a Burger King paper crown. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1120 So, how do you like Vancouver now? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1121 Aren't you just full of yourself today 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
1122 I told you nobody in New York would pay you any attention. 1.2933 0.03144 150 119 25 6
1123 What part of “get dressed up for the knight club” did you not get, Lisa? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
1124 Yes, you're odd. But you're colorful! 1.2917 0.04167 144 105 36 3
1125 Harry... you know the Queen asked you to return the crown. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1126 Are you sure you're ready to retire, Harry? 1.2914 0.02985 151 124 19 8
1127 I wonder why the teacher said, 'Bring your own ruler to class'... 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1128 They respected you much more when your clothes were invisible. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1129 Remember to tell my dad that the jewels have been mined by a carbon-neutral multi-national conglomerate which has been funding butterfly research for a over a decade! 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1130 Whoever said “It’s good to be king” didn’t really know what the hell he was saying. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1131 I never thought our marriage would be a fairy tale. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1132 I said I deserve to be treated like a Queen. This is not what I meant. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1133 I do have pants on, right? 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1134 No one cares about the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg in Brooklyn, Henri. 1.2914 0.04159 151 111 36 4
1135 Meghan, somehow I still think I'll be recognized. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1136 But Harry, you said you wouldn’t miss it. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1137 You can’t have it both ways, Harry. You’re only a prince when I ask you to do chores? I think not! 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1138 Would you rather go to Burger King? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1139 You know they're not taking applications for Prince Harry's replacement, right? 1.2905 0.05005 148 117 19 12
1140 Perhaps you misunderstood the whole ‘dress for success’ thing.” 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1141 If Matress King won't hire you, I heard there's an opening for Prince in England. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1142 I never heard of a drag-king party. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1143 You're right, dear. Burger King's just not the same since the Whopper became plant-based. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1144 You should have bought a map instead of that crown. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1145 but I do miss the servants 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1146 Jim had not only lost his wallet, but his kingdom as well. 1.2905 0.04152 148 111 32 5
1147 Yes it's laundry day but you didn't have to wear the crown. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1148 I don’t think this counts as being treated like a queen. 1.2905 0.02090 148 117 28 3
1149 You see I told you. Couples therapy will sometimes shatter your dreams. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1150 Oh, Donald, I don't think this is going to work any better here than it did in New York! 1.2905 0.02198 148 120 23 5
1151 I have an idea. Let’s move to Canada! 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1152 Well, you did it, Bob. You finally got yourself fired from McDonald's. 1.2905 0.04523 148 117 21 10
1153 Canada wasn't the answer either.... 1.2905 0.05005 148 117 19 12
1154 Okay, the experiment worked and you rule the world. Now what? 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1155 What do you mean, “WE”? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1156 Cheer up, dear! With that costume, you should have immunity from impeachment, no matter what crimes against the state you engage in. 1.2905 0.01591 148 120 24 4
1157 Let them eat doughnuts... 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1158 Honey, it's Christmas in July, not Halloween in March. 1.2905 0.00678 148 123 21 4
1159 You sure you want to go to Madame Tussauds ! 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1160 Maybe it's time to let go of the Prom King thing. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1161 Take it off before Trump sees it! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1162 Look. I'm your wife, not your consort. So take off that stupid crown and cape now! 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1163 I know you love the 49'ers, but this bet was really stupid. 1.2905 0.01073 148 121 23 4
1164 well, dear, we'll see how princely you feel after the colonoscopy. 1.2905 0.05005 148 117 19 12
1165 You know, treating me like a queen would be more effective. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1166 I wish we could move more than one space per turn. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1167 The couple you're approaching think they own the sidewalk. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1168 Harold, why can't you just dress for the job you HAVE? 1.2905 0.04573 148 115 24 9
1169 Some negotiator. I only said Canada after you lost our healthcare too. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1170 Do you remember where we parked the carriage? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1171 No horse and carriage for me. I like to blend in among the people. 1.2905 0.00678 148 124 19 5
1172 Now that God saved you, how about if we get some lunch? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1173 And what was your job before that? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1174 You could still abdicate and cash in on a reality show. 1.2905 0.04096 148 118 21 9
1175 I'm not disappointed, I just think you should've been more honest in your profile, your Majesty 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1176 Maybe leaving London and the Royal Family wasn't such a great idea afterall" 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1177 I kinda miss it, actually 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1178 You know, Harry, it's supposed to be all or nothing. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1179 Just because Harry and Meghan are leaving doesn't mean there is space to join the royal family, Frank. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1180 Aren’t you getting a bit old for these Burger King give-a-ways. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1181 Are you sure you lost your scepter somewhere around here? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1182 Harry, I told you to buy new clothes before we moved 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1183 Just for a day seems sooo inadequate. 1.2905 0.03745 148 120 19 9
1184 It protects you from the coronavirus. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1185 And to crown it all you had to bring up the Boston tea party. 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1186 I don't know why I'm so worried we'll be recognized. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1187 Jared, he's upset because you really ARE jumping the gun! 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1188 You may still be Prince Charming for your mother, but the rest of us have move on. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1189 You're suppose to walk on the outside ! 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1190 Actually Harry, I believe in ripping the band aid off all at once, as it were. 1.2905 0.04315 148 115 25 8
1191 A royal pain in the ass? Look whose talking! 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1192 People seem to recognize me everywhere I go. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1193 This is Canada? 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1194 Just keep applying. You’ll get the job eventually. 1.2897 0.04422 145 111 27 7
1195 Just putting on that stuff and walking out of the house doesn’t make it ‘Brianxit’. 1.2897 0.00692 145 125 14 6
1196 Hank felt like an outsider in a world that loved butter. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1197 You know, Harry, I'm not sure that's the right look here in Canada. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1198 It's OK dear. You're my king of hearts. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1199 Being ordinary is not all it's hyped up to be. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1200 This is not what I meant when I told you to dress for the job you want. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1201 I told you it wasn't a costume party, Herald. 1.2897 0.00692 145 116 27 2
1202 I guess you think your king shit. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1203 Uh oh. Isn’t that the jester I fired last week? This is going to to get awkward. 1.2897 0.04143 145 106 36 3
1204 Uneasy lies the head that sorta wears a crown. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1205 You've embarrassed me at Burger King for the last time 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1206 There's really no way to be re-throned? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1207 I’m just saying, don’t be disappointed if no one bows. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1208 Meghan, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1209 You said your kingdom for a horse. Now where's the horse? 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1210 So you had six previous wives? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1211 She’s a sucker for a man in uniform. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1212 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to dress up for dinner 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1213 Yeah, you might get special treatment, but not for the reason you'd think. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1214 Jokes on them because according to my horoscope this cape will make me invincible 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1215 Okay, Bob, but king of what? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1216 So this is what you call a sidewalk? How convenient. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1217 To be honest, Ed, it's not quite a whopper. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1218 I'm really surprised how quickly the Queen granted us our walking papers! 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1219 So he really died and made you--? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1220 OK Harry, it's not funny anymore. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1221 So much for not looking like tourists. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1222 I miss the press. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1223 Harry, I swear - Toronto will grow on you. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1224 I don't care what Harry and Meghan did,you can't just "fill the vacancy." 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1225 I really thought Canada would be more fun. 1.2897 0.04836 145 115 19 11
1226 I’m a fuckin dork 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
1227 Don't make eye contact with Maggie - her husband is a royal pain in the ass 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1228 Canada's fine, but don't you want to keep a low profile?" 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1229 Sometimes I wonder if any of these people know who we really are. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1230 ... but it keeps the pigeons off my head. 1.2897 0.03716 145 115 23 7
1231 It’s just for the transition period, Meghan. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1232 I don't think Canada needs a king, Harry. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1233 HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BURGER KING! 1.2897 0.00692 145 128 12 5
1234 Upon rounding the corner, Harold would soon learn that dressing like a monarch in America, much like wearing a Yankee's hat in Boston, is a nonstarter. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1235 And enough with 'the royal we' already. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1236 Sorry honey, I had no idea the place was so Republican. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1237 So… are you the king of all the burgers, or is your kingdom just called Burger? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1238 If one more person tells me I don't look like the picture on the coin.... 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1239 So, what are we doing to support ourselves today? 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
1240 Stewart, I don't really think that Harry stepping away from his royal duties, really creates much of an opportunity for you. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1241 We're not in England any more. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1242 No, this does not qualify you for concubines. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1243 Do you feel like a man now, Harold? 1.2897 0.00692 145 125 14 6
1244 When I said you were my king, I didn't think you'd take it seriously. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1245 I'm sorry Alex, but I'm leaving you for another king. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1246 I was hoping for more from life on Vancouver Island. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1247 Prince Harry is in for a rude awakening 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1248 I didn't think we'd have to give up Uber too. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1249 Worst of all, people just laugh when they see me now, saying I'm just pretending. 1.2897 0.05171 145 116 16 13
1250 He's right around the corner. Do it now. 1.2897 0.04634 145 113 23 9
1251 I know it's your day but if we don't find one soon would you settle for McDonalds? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1252 Stella, I told you don't ever ask me about work. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1253 You really miss the royal treatment, don’t you, Harry? 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1254 Meghan, do you ever wonder if we bring this attention on ourselves? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1255 Why'd you bid on it if you're embarrassed to wear it? 1.2886 0.05155 149 120 15 14
1256 I don't think anyone is as excited as you are about your credit score. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1257 When I said I wanted my prince charming, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1258 ANDY, THEY DON'T HAVE KINGS IN CANADA 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1259 Meghan and Harry go in cognito in Canada. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1260 Why does your mother have to be so controlling? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1261 Don’t fret dear, we’ll find an analyst who knows royalty when they see it. 1.2886 0.04073 149 114 29 6
1262 It was one game, please give the kid his crown back 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1263 So Ronald McDonald won the costume contest. Don't be such a sore loser. At least you beat out Wendy. 1.2886 0.04129 149 117 24 8
1264 I cannot believe he still ran my credit. 1.2886 0.04290 149 116 25 8
1265 Abdicated royals seeking sandwich shop where they can experience bread with crust. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1266 It's not you, it's them. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1267 Did you remember to raise the moat bridge? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
1268 If you would have listened to me, and not invested in that hedge fund, we'd still have the castle. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1269 But honey, when you're twelfth-in-line you can't expect much recognition. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1270 I'm feeling kinda homesick, Meghan. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1271 I told you that even a king needs a reservation there. Maybe you’ll have better luck with Dairy Queen. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1272 You're right, people don't dress up anymore. 1.2877 0.03883 146 115 24 7
1273 Thought King For A Day would last longer. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1274 We are royally screwed. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1275 Where is this King of the Burgers that you speak of? 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
1276 It's not you. It's just that Trump costumes are out. This is a year for dressing like a Democratic Socialist. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
1277 No. First we go to the royal eye doctor, and then you get your royal Jell-o. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1278 I agree. The crown should be deductible. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1279 The hamburger was good but I think the crown is for children. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1280 Sorry, but sidewalks today are democratic. 1.2877 0.00687 146 119 24 3
1281 I wonder if they realize who I am? 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1282 Don't take it personally. Maybe there will be an opening at the next palace. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
1283 I warned you not to use the Trump Card . 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1284 Well, at least you’re not walking around naked anymore 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1285 We’re no longer eating Imperial Margarine after this. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1286 I didn't even know Crownavirus was a thing. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1287 The MAGA crowns are made in China ya know. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1288 No one I know treats their husband like a king! 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1289 ..."I have an Article II where I have the right to do whatever I want as President ". 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1290 I just miss hanging out with Rook and Knight. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1291 Honey, we may need to get reservations next time 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1292 I told you Canadians don't care about that kind of thing. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1293 Wouldn't it be great if we could afford rent in this part of town. 1.2867 0.04225 143 113 22 8
1294 It's not my fault the cartoonist ran out of colored ink. 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
1295 For one, you've become a royal pain the ass... 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1296 You can take it off now, Harry. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1297 Face it, you're no Prince Harry. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1298 Why couldn't you just wear a Canadian pin, like most Americans? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1299 I wasn't thinking this when I told you should treat me as a queen, but it is a starting point. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1300 Yes, Emperor, everyone can see your new clothes. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1301 That's not how you get respect, George. 1.2867 0.04561 143 116 16 11
1302 Heavy too, were the shoes. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1303 I’m thinking about getting a horse... 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1304 So, you abdicated. There are other kingdoms out there. 1.2847 0.04200 144 109 30 5
1305 When you take "dress up parties" too serious 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1306 Harry, this isn't England. No one cares. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1307 Remember, He should be surprised. So yell something like, “Off with his head!” 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1308 When we abdicated, you were supposed to turn in the regalia. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1309 You know when I said you were my prince, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1310 Mel Brooks was wrong. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1311 Honey it is only traffic court. 1.2837 0.00712 141 116 22 3
1312 I just don't think referring to yourself in the third person is approachable. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1313 In retrospect, maybe Medieval Times wasn't the best place to have my 40th birthday party. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1314 Yes, Hector, you've told me, many times, that "dress for the job you want" worked for you last time. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1315 Honey, I still love you, despite your delusions of grandeur... 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1316 Happy now . . . ? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1317 Did you get a load of that guy's hat? 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1318 Just because Trump gets away with it, doesn't mean you can pull it off Tom. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1319 The great thing about Canada is no one recognizes us. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1320 Stop complaining, you were the one who said the castle was too big for just the two of us. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1321 You have to dress for the job you WANT. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1322 It will be better next time when the cartoonist finishes coloring you in. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1323 You know honey, I’m really glad you chose the Emperor’s OLD cloths for our night on the town. 1.2837 0.04129 141 111 23 7
1324 They used the side entrance and walked home to avoid the paparazzi. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1325 King of your own castle my ass, we live in cramped Apt. # 12. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1326 Relax, nobody's going to recognize you. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1327 This is XIV Street. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1328 O.K., I give up. Just buy the Corvette. 1.2837 0.04250 141 112 21 8
1329 It was a nice evening, except for the part when you looked at the waiter and said, "Check, mate. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1330 You know, I thought being king would change my life.” 1.2837 0.04538 141 112 20 9
1331 I don't think you really understand 'casual Friday'. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1332 I do think you're special but I hoped it wouldn't go to your head. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1333 This is not what I expected when you promised to treat me like your queen. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1334 I don’t need to return it until Friday so actually, I can be king for a week... 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1335 Once again, Betty mistakenly thought Doug meant "we" when he actually meant "me". 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1336 Didn't I say that horse looked lame and not to trade your kingdom? 1.2837 0.05066 141 112 18 11
1337 When your security detail is limited to a speed dial to 911 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1338 It sure didn't taste like a meal fit for a king. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1339 You're supposed to quit those too, Harry. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1340 'I told you we'd never get away with it. You could've at least worn the ginger wig.' 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1341 I wonder how many people realize that royalty is just around the corner. 1.2828 0.04176 145 110 30 5
1342 Since some people call me a royal pain in the ass, I thought I'd dress the part. 1.2817 0.04455 142 110 25 7
1343 Donald, you need a break. 2024 is just around the corner 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1344 Harry and Meghan struggle to claim their average guy street creds. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1345 Harry, I thought we moved here to escape attention? 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1346 So you didn't become king. It beats being a Romanov 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1347 It's not that I don't love you, Rupert, but I've always pictured myself as Queen of a much larger kingdom. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1348 I thought you said getting co-op board approval was more of an art than a science 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1349 Boy, Canada is great. I can walk around just being myself and people just leave me alone. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1350 At least you dress like the royal pain you are... 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1351 “Well, I thought your rendition of Donald Trump was pretty good.“ 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1352 I know losing America and then it becoming a democracy has really got you down but who knows, maybe one day it will become an autocracy again? 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1353 Perhaps the job search would be more successful if you don’t make them call you “His Royal Highness.” 1.2806 0.02982 139 112 22 5
1354 The stigma of the corona virus. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1355 Ok! So you wanna be a king. a king is a ruler. a ruler is 12 inches, 12 inches is a foot. Maybe I could be a Queen if I put my foot up your... 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1356 You’ll always be my prince 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1357 Burger King really enhanced its standards... 1.2774 0.00733 137 115 19 3
1358 The dating website called it "peacocking." Plus, it covers my bald spot. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1359 Well, I think you're a very stable genius! 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1360 Retirement in France got complicated after Norb learned that 'ex-pat' isn't short for 'ex-patriarch'. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1361 I never thought I'd miss the paparazzi. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1362 Just keep looking straight ahead, honey. Pretend like we belong here. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1363 Look Sid, I don’t care who your mother said was your real father, Prince was just his stage and professional name. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1364 This is the last time we're going to Burger King 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1365 Yes, honey. You're the king of this street corner too. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1366 Now what? 1.2774 0.03768 137 106 27 4
1367 Hank, I think your over exaggerating on your promotion. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1368 I agree the queen was rather harsh, Harry, but I told you you can't have it both ways. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1369 I told you, Herman, no one is wearing crowns anymore 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1370 Somehow the birthday parties at Burger King felt much more spectacular when I was twelve. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1371 It's time to face the facts, Charles. Nothing in our price range comes with a moat. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1372 Harold. Stop buying hats from Trump.com! 1.2774 0.05152 137 110 16 11
1373 So, you can take a Windsor out of the family, but you can never take the family out of a Windsor. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1374 I know they're peasants, but you can at least try to be nice tonight. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1375 I'm not sure I like it in Vancouver after all 1.2774 0.03839 137 109 22 6
1376 Honey, when they say 'dress for the job you want', this isn't exactly what they mean. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1377 Did you see that guy's shirt? how gaudy. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1378 I didn’t think they would take my desire for fewer royal responsibilities so seriously. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1379 OK. One more block then I get to wear them. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1380 I assume you’re taking me to Burger King again? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1381 I just can't WAIT to be king! ♫ 1.2774 0.00733 137 115 19 3
1382 When Harry met Meghan--Part II 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1383 I told you they wouldn’t care in Canada... 1.2774 0.03623 137 110 21 6
1384 Yesterday it was a clown, today a king, where are we eating tomorrow? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1385 Meghan keeps saying I've got to move on. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1386 See? All i have to do is walk with my six fingered hands in my pockets and nobody knows I'm royalty. 1.2774 0.04174 137 104 29 4
1387 I still just don't FEEL Canadian... 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1388 Well, it's not like you won the popular vote. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1389 George, owning a franchise doesn't actually make you a Burger King. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1390 Where did you get the idea that The New Yorker does cartoons in color? 1.2774 0.04543 137 107 23 7
1391 But, don't you think it's better to wait until Halloween to dress up like the president? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1392 Next time remember to bring the invitation. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1393 Ok I admit I don't know much about the Royal Family, but I'm pretty sure the one in charge is Freddie Mercury. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1394 I used to wear it to bed, but it made my head uneasy." 1.2774 0.04424 137 106 25 6
1395 Honey, I'm not sure this is what they mean when they say "dress for the job you want." 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1396 Annoying, I'm used to. But now you're just being a royal pain. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1397 The Royals are coming! The Royals are coming! 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1398 You can't keep saying, "I have the best crown of all the crowns". You're not the president. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1399 I think it's time we 'step back' from Ren Fair. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1400 Did you remember to feed the subjects? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1401 My crown means nothing in this side of the pond.You have to be a CEO 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1402 So my therapist says, "Dress for the job you want..." 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1403 Meghan and Prince Harry try to blend in 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1404 ... and let me guess, the Royal Uber account is under Grandma's name as well? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1405 Your status has been revoked. It's time to move on. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1406 Harry, I know you're having second thoughts, but we agreed you wouldn't wear the crown in public. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1407 Hey, you're the one who said I am a royal pain in the ass. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1408 Evaline's kiss did indeed turn the frog into a prince; but, alas, she dropped her car keys into the pond. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1409 Are you sure the coronation was today? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1410 You know, it doesn't always have to be a burger 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1411 I'm sorry Mr. President, but the Constitution specifically prohibits titles of nobility. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1412 You haven’t beheaded any of your exes, have you? 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1413 The King and I, on Broadway. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1414 Dammit Harry, you're NOT the "King of Burgers". 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1415 I know these last few years have been difficult for you, with the the infallibility of the patriarchy crumbling. 1.2774 0.03697 137 108 24 5
1416 You're always trying to lord it over everyone else. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1417 It was not until after dinner that Sally began to suspect there was something odd about Gerrald. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1418 Stop moping and just issue a royal decree. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1419 Do you think people will notice you now? 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1420 Dress for the job you want, Barbara 1.2774 0.00733 137 114 20 3
1421 Well, sometimes it's not good to be king. 1.2774 0.04774 137 109 19 9
1422 I thought my outfit was worth at least one free Whopper. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1423 It only feels pedestrian until you chop off some heads. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1424 I was going for Sussex casual. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1425 I'm breaking up with you because my delusions of grandeur are intimidated by your delusions of grandeur. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1426 Are you sure this is what your shrink said would improve your self-esteem? 1.2774 0.03548 137 107 26 4
1427 Ok. You’re not a prince among men. Now what? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1428 I can’t believe you forgot where you parked the carriage! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1429 Oh the look on his face when you asked for the check.. 1.2761 0.00749 134 110 22 2
1430 I told you, honey...If you don't bring the kids, they will make fun of you at Medieval Times 1.2761 0.03804 134 104 26 4
1431 I guess Harry was right, Brexit means I have to leave as well. 1.2761 0.00749 134 114 16 4
1432 Did you pay the rent? Also we have to remember to get milk. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1433 Be noncalant 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1434 I'm not so sure this "mingling with the common people" will be easy for you. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1435 Tom, I think you misunderstood when the Palace invite said "dress appropriately". 1.2761 0.00749 134 111 21 2
1436 Maybe there's another reason why you are having trouble blending in. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1437 The strangest thing is this is not my first date with a king. 1.2761 0.04481 134 104 24 6
1438 Fine. You’re king of the world. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1439 Well...this isn't what I thought the dentist meant when he said he'd "put a crown in" 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1440 You said there would be press and paparazzi and a big to-do! 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1441 He said the emperor has no clothes as a joke, but you do need to zip up. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1442 Be quiet Melania, I told you my disguise was perfect" 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1443 I always say, dress for the job you want. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1444 No offense, Dad, but I'd rather marry an oligarch. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1445 As the Johnsons left their lawyer's office, they could not help but feel they had just been royally screwed. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1446 Do these pants make my butt look big? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1447 Arnie, I keep tellin' ya whether it's "for the apparel oft proclaims the man" or "the clothes make the man," it ain't workin' for ya. 1.2761 0.00749 134 114 16 4
1448 Do you really think the queen is scouring social media, looking for a replacement for Harry and Meghan? 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1449 Did you remember to bring the Burger King coupon? 1.2761 0.05232 134 108 15 11
1450 Well, I guess we have come down a little bit in the world but I never thought our doorman would need to see my ID. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1451 So, Donald, how are you enjoying retirement? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1452 Maybe around this next corner Donald, they will appreciate who you are 1.2761 0.03246 134 103 29 2
1453 You realize it’s one minute to midnight? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1454 Harry if we have any hope to pull off the whole megxit thing, you gotta lose the cape n’ crown 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1455 I'm surprised they asked for your ID. 1.2761 0.04604 134 105 22 7
1456 Cheer up, honey. It’s still pretty good to be the king. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1457 Are we close to VIIIth avenue? 1.2761 0.04481 134 104 24 6
1458 I thought we would at least still be able to get a good table at a restaurant. 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1459 All you need now is the castle. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1460 But they promised us Brexit would be good . 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1461 Helen, you look ridiculous in that sweater. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1462 I thought your Hamilton phase was over. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1463 Revolution is just around the corner 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1464 NO, Harry, we didn't make a mistake .. me, Canada? The real world? Much better for you, right? Harry? right? ... 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1465 Watch out ahead--Harry's still adjusting. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1466 I don't know... it could be your accent?" 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1467 Harry hasn't quite grasped the idea of what a 'simpler' lifestyle actually means. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1468 I told you the gentrification in this neighborhood is out of hand. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1469 Baby, I told you people would give you weird looks if you took that purse. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1470 Just call me Harry, just call me Harry, just call me Harry, just call me... 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1471 Well you did loose a lot of weight while in there Donald... 1.2761 0.04957 134 108 16 10
1472 Harry, are you sure your grandmother won't mind you brought the crown with you? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1473 Well, if you'd pay the royal chef more, he wouldn't need a second job in the village. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1474 When Harry Met Meghan 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1475 I guess we're having dinner at Burger King again, right? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1476 That cloak of invisibility seems to be working 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1477 They would never let me wear this stuff back in England 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1478 Well, we'll always have our brand. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1479 I told you to write down where you parked the carriage. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1480 I know, I know- but how will people know we are still Royalty? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1481 I guess dressing for the job you want doesn't always work out. 1.2761 0.02678 134 110 19 5
1482 You are really becoming a royal pain in the ass! 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1483 You're not worried about being recognized? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1484 I just don't get why you always expect the "royal treatment" 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1485 So it turns out this IS what the common folks do. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1486 Even though Richard was the "King Of Savings" back at the car dealership in Springfield, here in the big city his crown and robe felt a little silly. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1487 It was just a game of checkers, Stan. You can't take it literally. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1488 Is this really how you interpret business casual? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1489 You can be such a royal pain. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1490 You could've saved your Donald Trump costume until Halloween... 1.2754 0.03675 138 109 24 5
1491 Did I mention I just got my genealogy test results? 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1492 I think you're in the wrong cartoon. 1.2754 0.05221 138 112 14 12
1493 It's Vancouver. Accept it! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1494 No, abdication is not reversible 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1495 In another “New York Moment,” estranged twins are about to find out just how differently their lives have gone. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1496 Did you think to ask your dentist about the crown? 1.2754 0.05119 138 111 16 11
1497 I don't think you're getting the hang of this incognito thing. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1498 Don’t look them in the eyes. They can sense your wealth. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1499 It’s been twenty years, Harry. When will you adapt? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1500 I miss the Palace, eh. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1501 Dan, I think you took that "Dress for Success" seminar a little too literally. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1502 I don’t think you’ve quite nailed the independence thing yet. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1503 It's hard mixing with the hoi polloi. 1.2754 0.03816 138 105 30 3
1504 See, no one cares! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1505 Am I why you have the moat? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1506 Yeah, but his taste in food is garbage. 1.2741 0.00743 135 116 17 2
1507 There are better ways to show solidarity with Megan and Harry 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1508 I don't understand why people keep trying to rob us. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1509 I hope it’s been a good day. 1.2741 0.00743 135 119 14 2
1510 Now we know smart casual is not a crown and ermine robe. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1511 You thought The King and I required audience participation? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1512 On second thought, maybe you should just dress for the job you have... 1.2741 0.02768 135 109 22 4
1513 I thought "Canada on our own" would be more fun. 1.2741 0.03924 135 106 24 5
1514 Does this mean I’ll have to learn how to hail a cab? 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1515 ...and then I said, 'F&$! the Royal Famil-' 1.2741 0.03781 135 110 18 7
1516 The second word in time-travel implies luggage. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1517 Meghan, you were right. No one in Victoria recognizes us. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1518 I know we renounced our titles when we moved to Canada, but I still expected a bit of pomp and circumstance when we got here. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1519 If you wanted free nuggets, you should have dressed as a cow. 1.2741 0.00743 135 120 13 2
1520 The renaissance fair is where, you said? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1521 The Canadians recognize you darling, we just said we wanted to lead and normal life and be left alone; it is a country full of compliant people. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1522 A friendly wave is sufficient,Bob. Don't expect anyone to bow. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1523 I was sure I'd simply clicked "large," not "king-size" ... 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1524 Harry, get a grip. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1525 I'm getting really tired of this 'sovereign citizen' crap, Jerry." 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1526 Your sense of entitlement is astounding! 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1527 Don’t be sad, not every Uber driver has Camelot on their GPS. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1528 If you ask me, this neighbourhood is rather pedestrian.” 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1529 I just wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1530 You're a royal pain in the ass, Harry. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1531 I thought being King meant job security...boy was I wrong. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1532 This isn’t Queens and you’re not the King. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1533 See? Nobody notices. Give up the king job so we can retire. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1534 Like the others who abdicated before you, you're going to have to take it off someday. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1535 I wish people would just ignore us. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1536 It’s an entry level job, they’re not gonna call you ‘your highness’. 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
1537 Well at least you're a benevolent dictator. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1538 Do you think anyone will recognize us on Vancouver Island? 1.2741 0.05197 135 109 15 11
1539 You could always try doing commercials 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1540 She said prepare for coronavirus not coronation. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1541 I'm sorry, your majesty. The guillotine museum was a bad call. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1542 I told you we're not going to find a rent-controlled castle in this neighborhood. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1543 Lenny and Helen realize that even last night's vigorous role-playing escapade was not enough to reignite their long-dormant passions. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1544 I told you the neighborhood was changing. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1545 Maybe just treat me like a Queen in private. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1546 Maybe they will still have candy at the next house. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
1547 No Harry, not all pimps dress like this. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1548 Stacy had been able to overlook the red flags, but the cape was harder to ignore. 1.2741 0.04326 135 109 18 8
1549 Vacations just haven't been the same since you were deposed. 1.2741 0.05090 135 108 17 10
1550 We all knew Brexit would have wide ranging and unexpected impacts on our lives. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1551 The old neighborhood hardly looks the same without the war and pestilence. 1.2741 0.02335 135 107 26 2
1552 We won’t be coming back here again.. I feel like we were treated like peasants.. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1553 Remember it's only a corner nation, not a coronation. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1554 Something about wearing a crown just naturally makes you stand up straighter. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1555 So, we're telling your folks that we're not yet living together, and that I'm of the aristocracy...? 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1556 Ok, so you're sure I'm not overdressed for this party? 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1557 They’re just not ready for a king yet, hon. Maybe next year. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1558 Maybe if you kiss a frog's backside. it will turn you from a prince to a normal person? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1559 Tell me again... Why did we move to Canada? 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1560 If Trump can get away with it so can you. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1561 You couldn't just wear a hat, like everyone else... 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1562 I guess I had something else in mind when you said “The Royal Treatment.” 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1563 Can you cover dinner? I left my wallet at home. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1564 And here we see the latest royals, leaving the safety of their natural surroundings but having a somewhat difficult time blending in. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1565 I once thought income redistribution was a good idea! 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1566 So, this is a sidewalk right, not a pavement? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1567 I wasn’t fired. It was a Fredxit. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1568 'The King of Queens' is all well and good, but this is Soho. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1569 Hold on Harry! This looks like a good spot. I'm going back to the car to get the guitar and bucket. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1570 We've left The Firm, and the ermine is a nice touch. But couldn't you just leave off with the crown? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1571 A restless king walked alone, on narrow streets of cobblestone 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1572 I thought it was your turn to be the retinue. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1573 Now that I can do anything, I’m thinking about a name change. How does the United States of Trump Sound? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1574 I shouldn't have listened to you and gone ahead and worn my tiara. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1575 Heavy is the head that wears the crown and is told there will be a ninety minute wait for a table regardless. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1576 Harry... I think we should talk... 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1577 I told you that wasn't butter. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1578 Harry, I know moving to Canada hasn't been easy, But at least you can wear a crown now. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1579 Your red jacket makes you stand out too much. 1.2656 0.03919 128 104 18 6
1580 I know role-playing lifts your spirits, Charles, but I question the wisdom of doing it where Mummy-in-law might see. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1581 You said, "casual!" You didn't say, "Royal casual!" Now I feel totally underdressed! 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1582 I told you Mr. Bloomberg, people outside the office aren’t going to immediately understand the crown and cape. Give it time.” 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1583 Wow, wow. But you still live at your grandmother's? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1584 Sorry, but I'm announcing that I'm stepping back from you and moving to Canada 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1585 I thought you said it has two stars. 1.2656 0.00784 128 111 15 2
1586 Casual Fridays certainly have evolved. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1587 I know it's not historically accurate, but I still think we need a prenup. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1588 So all this time you did mean the royal we... 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1589 Meghan, darling, you have to stop calling me Harry if we’re going to pull off these new identities. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1590 Sorry, Donald, but the outfit and crown will not get you what you want. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1591 I just wish you'd make more of an effort, Sandra. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1592 If we can make it in New York, we can make it anywhere. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1593 Harry & Meghan, contemplating millennial life's unfairness, alone, entitled and destitute. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1594 I knew your ego would get the best of you someday... 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1595 Gotta be honest. I really miss the moat. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1596 I'm hoping we can keep this narrative going at least until our child's fifth grade democracy unit. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1597 No one will notice here, Harry; they'll think you're just another hockey fan. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1598 I don't think anyone believed the astronaut costume last high-school reunion. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1599 That is the last time I ask him to stream 'The Crown' with me. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1600 No one's gonna believe you're Prince Harry, Derrick. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1601 After stepping away from their royal duties, the king and queen sought to live a normal life amongst the people. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1602 Dear, maybe everyone across this land is metaphorically ‘blind.’ 1.2656 0.04294 128 99 25 4
1603 I hate that 'stink eye' from the royal 1% 1.2656 0.04833 128 103 17 8
1604 Meghan, I don't care if Grandma finds out I kept these. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1605 How about your Kingdom for an Uber? 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1606 We're going back to return this - A museum is not a thrift shop. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1607 There's nothing like being last year’s Prom King. 1.2640 0.04118 125 98 23 4
1608 My therapist said this would reinforce a positive self-image. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1609 Put the crown away. This neighborhood seems sketchy. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1610 Lose the crown, you are blowing our cover! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1611 Watch out for the narcissist 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1612 Why can't WE move to Canada? 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1613 Look, we’re enjoying our exile, I mean our voluntary separation, right? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1614 Do you think people thought I was a little old for that birthday party? 1.2640 0.04771 125 100 18 7
1615 We’ll blend in and stand out at the same time, eh? 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1616 I said I wanted to be treated like a king, not dress up like one. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1617 Now all you need are the burgers! 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1618 I’m sorry. It’s just that I thought you would be more of a merry old soul. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1619 You’re the one who wanted to go out amongst your people 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1620 Don't be upset. We tried to tell you wearing that costume would not get you a job at Burger King! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1621 You don't need a red cloak to get elected. A red cap and a tie would do. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1622 I long for the days when you felt that wearing your MAGA hat was adequate proof of your fealty. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1623 When I said some role playing would spice up things, I didn’t mean King Lear. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1624 How many years ago was your prom? 1.2640 0.02816 125 101 21 3
1625 I’m not sure you blend. 1.2640 0.04493 125 98 22 5
1626 I just don't get it. We came all the way to Canada and people still don't look at me as normal. 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
1627 It would seem that clothes do not necessarily make a king. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1628 I told you it’s not a costume party. 1.2640 0.03876 125 99 22 4
1629 I don't think we're in Kensington anymore, Harry. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1630 And you said it was good to be the King... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1631 And still no one has even asked for your autograph. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1632 When you meet my mother, don't call yourself the `Mattress King'. She'll misinterpret it. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1633 Was it as good as Tom Petty said it would be? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1634 The date was going surprisingly well, but Cathy couldn't help wondering what had happened to Hank "The Mattress King of Ipswich" Tudor's previous five wives. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1635 So, Pippin, are you saying it's NOT good to be the King? 1.2636 0.03305 129 104 21 4
1636 I told you that distant relations didn’t matter to your boss. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1637 Did the dentist say when the permanent one would be ready? 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1638 Harry, I told you jeans are OK in Canada. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1639 -Vancouver Island Royals still has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1640 It's like we're trapped walking around in a hastily-drawn cartoon. 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
1641 King for a day, idiot for life 1.2636 0.03570 129 103 22 4
1642 You kind of buried the lede in your on-line profile. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1643 When I said you were a royal pain, I didn’t mean it literally 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1644 Gee...not even Burger King wants an ex-royal 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1645 He's just Harry in Toronto. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1646 Just because Harry and Meghan left does not mean there’s an opening, Bill! 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1647 Listen Harry, you are going to have to stop flip flopping on this. Make up your mind for once and all. 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
1648 Our neighbor was so rude, calling you a Royal Pain. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
1649 What about Canada? No one will find us there. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1650 next time just wear a brightly colored shirt if you want people to notice you. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1651 How many other couples will be auditioning, do you think? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1652 Harry is out, so the competition is down to Chuck, Will and you. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1653 Sussex Toil?"_"Sussex Boil?"_"Sussex Foil?"_"Sussex Roil?"... 1.2619 0.04870 126 102 16 8
1654 Honestly Harry, no one is interested anymore. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1655 I don't think "gentrification" means what you think it means ... 1.2619 0.04602 126 100 20 6
1656 Oh. I think I lost the keys to the kingdom. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1657 What kind of margarine was that again? 1.2619 0.03933 126 103 17 6
1658 Well, that was unusual. I didn't even think they still made that margarine 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1659 Why do YOU think your therapist said you have a King complex? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1660 The life of a Margarine King isn't really too Imperial. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1661 No, you cannot execute the nice man with the dog. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1662 I can never remember, is it Henry Charles Albert David, or Henry David Charles Albert? 1.2619 0.04602 126 100 20 6
1663 Do you think the people know democracy has failed? 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1664 You got to dress for the job you want, Cheryl 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1665 Who do you think you are? The king of me 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1666 Careful, Sire! The woman who just turned the corner ahead of us is a known anarchist, and the dog behind us is a ghost. 1.2619 0.00928 126 109 12 5
1667 If I win this caption contest, we can afford full color. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1668 Canada isn't so bad, once you learn the language. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1669 Everyone's avoiding me 'cause I've got that corona thing. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1670 Just wait until the Queen hears we're living in Bushwick now... 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1671 I've been thinking about getting more involved in politics. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1672 You do deserve the part, but being an extra in The Crown doesn't mean what you think it means, dear. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1673 I'm not embarrassed by you, I just thought the burger was a little greasy. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1674 Were we right to leave the Royal family? 1.2619 0.04602 126 100 20 6
1675 Don’t worry about them, in my book you are the burger king. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1676 You can't go home Harry" 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1677 So now you think your king of the world. 1.2602 0.03232 123 102 16 5
1678 It bothers me only when strangers call me Queen ... 1.2602 0.04666 123 98 19 6
1679 So, we sold the castle. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1680 Honestly Charles, I can't believe you didn't know it wasn't butter. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1681 Goodness gracious Bob. At least Richard got a horse for his. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1682 What a majestic stroll. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1683 Well, the obeisance was half-hearted, as was the soup. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1684 Actually Tom, I said you needed to be more /loyal/ but now I kinda like the look. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1685 You would never have been king,but we should have left the trappings behind when we moved to Canada. 1.2602 0.04371 123 96 23 4
1686 I knew we were in trouble when he demanded your ransom. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1687 Harry and Margaret on a collision course with history 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1688 For want of a hedge on my collateralized debt obligations my kingdom was lost 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1689 This is exactly why no one likes playing Risk with you. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1690 Liberté, égalité, fraternité or, The Crown vs. The Colorless Class 1.2602 0.00816 123 106 13 4
1691 'Long live the King' is beginning to feel more like a burden. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1692 Now that we’re commoners, do you think anyone will notice us? 1.2602 0.03801 123 100 18 5
1693 Maybe we should just move to Canada. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1694 I think it would have gone better if you hadn’t shit your pants. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1695 At least you got to be a king. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1696 You're not fooling anyone. 1.2602 0.00816 123 104 17 2
1697 If you keep wearing a Burger King crown in public, I want a divorce. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1698 Why does everyone keep asking me to make burgers 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1699 It doesn't say anywhere what you are the king of. 1.2602 0.04521 123 97 21 5
1700 Heavy is the head that can't hail a taxi. 1.2602 0.04136 123 102 14 7
1701 It's your own fault for asking the dentist for a new crown. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1702 It wasn't service fit for a king. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1703 I’m sorry I forgot my tiara! 1.2602 0.04666 123 98 19 6
1704 At least people recognized us in Britain. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1705 It's no horse-drawn carriage, but I can call us an UberBlack car if you're tired of walking. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1706 I’m not trying to change you again, I’m just saying frogs are less conspicuous. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1707 It's a dreary neighborhood and a touch of color doesn't hurt. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1708 I wonder if Megan and Harry have this much trouble finding a table. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1709 I had a Whopper. Why didn't I get a crown? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1710 I guess the old royalty thing isn't what it used to be 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1711 When you said ‘disguise’ I pictured something less conspicuous in mind. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1712 Honey, I know you won the National Spelling Bee crown, but that was 35 years ago. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1713 I admit it's awkward, but at least we got out of Queens. 1.2581 0.03776 124 101 18 5
1714 Just because we've stepped down doesn't mean we have to downgrade our wardrobe, Meghan. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1715 I think they got the message I was looking for a higher level position. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1716 I’m bored. Let’s go behead someone 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1717 A king in his own country"...no, wait, that's a "prophet" 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1718 Be yourself, they said. Your life will change, they said. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1719 Meghan, this is harder than I thought. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1720 Winning The New Yorker's "King for a Day" contest isn't quite as glamorous as I'd imagined. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1721 Harry, honey. I am just saying I am not sure that Canadians care all that much about whether or not you’re a prince. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1722 Meghan: But remember Harry, only on Halloween. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1723 Well, you're a king to ME, Arnold. Isn't that enough? 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1724 If you want to make friends here, maybe don't begin every sentence with 'What I liked in Europe...'. Also, maybe lose the crown. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1725 This is supposed to be your idea of "stepping back?" 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1726 I know. Let's move to Canada. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1727 Don’t you think you’re a bit overdressed for Bingo night! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1728 Forget the scepter, George. I’d get a jester and an entourage. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1729 Sometimes I think you over-tip. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1730 When I said I needed you to treat me like royalty, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1731 There was a time when we would’ve been carried around the block. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1732 No, I didn’t think I’d miss processions either. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1733 The job at Burger King didn't turn out to be quite what I had hoped, Mildred. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1734 At least you don't have to campaign every few years. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1735 Do we have to walk? Couldn't we just take four horses, a royal carriage, and the palace guard? 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1736 Even Prince Harry realized that it would take too long to be king. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1737 I think you may have crossed the line when you asked the waiter to carry you to the bathroom. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1738 Harry, are you having second thoughts about our decision to move to Canada? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1739 Just remember Donald, it's not a whopper if you believe it. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1740 Blind dates are usually mysterious, but I think I have you pretty much pegged. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1741 Yes, you found the baby in the cake, we know! 1.2581 0.04108 124 98 22 4
1742 Now Harry, we already talked about this and worked it out with you Mum. You have got to lose the accessories. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1743 Don't worry honey, velvet will come back in style and you'll show them! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1744 You miss London, don't you, Harry? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1745 You are still the King to me 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1746 I know I said dress for the job you want - but, Harold, we don't even live in a monarchy. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1747 Harry and Meghan soon realized their mistake. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1748 I heard there's an opening for Duke of Sussex. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1749 It doesn't matter, you can't talk to the Uber driver like that. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1750 Backtrack - where was the last place you had your scepter? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1751 I’m just not used to carrying money. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1752 I really thought the crown would get us a table, but I just like the cape 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1753 Excuse me but I’m no black and white subject. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1754 You are too old for birthdays at Medieval Times 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1755 You would think they would at least react to the color. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1756 His Contemporary Royal Highness 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1757 It used to mean something. 1.2562 0.03808 121 94 25 2
1758 Royally flummoxed 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1759 I know we are courting, but isn’t this a little much? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1760 You need to check your privilege. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1761 Apparently, the king's speech did not go over too well. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1762 Harry, we just renounced our royal titles. You can't keep opening a tab under "Her Majesty the Queen" 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1763 I thought we agreed to try to blend in with the commoners. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1764 I’m so sick of the burger jokes. Bring your scepter tomorrow. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1765 So Henry, how did things end with your ex? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1766 Thank you for marrying me. My Green Card is the first step to making America a part of my empire again” 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1767 I told you the robe was too much. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1768 But I wanna be King! I would be the best King ever! Everybody says so, Princess. Everybody! So why do they take me to court whenever I issue a new edict? I don’t know, Daddy. Let’s ask Jared. 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1769 Don't worry Honey, you'll always be my king. 1.2542 0.03841 118 92 24 2
1770 Honey, I KNOW your mother called you, “ my little prince” but don’t you think you might be taking this a bit too seriously? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1771 Aren't you glad you don't have to run for reelection? 1.2542 0.04026 118 88 30 0
1772 Go to Canada, he says. They'll treat us like Royalty, he says. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1773 If I hide my ginger hair, the Canadians won't notice 1.2542 0.04115 118 96 17 5
1774 Not bad.... 4.95 at TJ Maxx 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1775 Megan, I really enjoy being finally free without the risk of being recognized 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1776 Linda accepted his "King for a Day" idea - but for one day only. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1777 Paper crowns AND exposed brick!? I'm so glad they finally opened a Burger King here in Bushwick! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1778 Ok, it didn't work out....maybe you can be a Duke instead? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1779 Make way, make way! King of Needing Attention coming through! 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1780 No ma'am, I am not the Burger King. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1781 Yes, your kiss awakened me...to my true sexual orientation. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1782 After dinner was over Bill had a sneaking suspicion that the restaurant had not served REAL butter. 1.2542 0.03746 118 99 13 6
1783 I think you misunderstand the limits of your authority as Block Captain, Donny dear. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1784 I feel invisible in Vancouver. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1785 You walked in hound excrement your majesty 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1786 I can't believe it's not butter either. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1787 No, it's not the crown, it's the economy, stupid! 1.2521 0.03907 119 96 19 4
1788 I wish they had also taken the clothes when they foreclosed on the castle. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1789 Harry I'm concerned that you're not coping with the transition to civilian life in a very healthy way 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1790 When Harry arrives, you are NOT wearing this thing! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1791 A cab, a cab! My kingdom for a cab! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1792 Meghan is realizing you can take the prince out of the palace, but you can’t take the palace out of the prince. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1793 Don't let strangers kiss your ring. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1794 Dammit Arthur,we're not buying another round table! 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1795 ...and then he died and made me king, ya know? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1796 Harry, I'm worried you don't really want to "step back" 1.2500 0.03848 116 96 15 5
1797 You’ve really changed since your DNA test results came back. You do realize that being 2785'th in line is not that big of a deal, right? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1798 I'm Harry from the block! 1.2500 0.04642 116 93 18 5
1799 You have to stop wearing the crown in public, Harry, or this will never work. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1800 This doesn’t mean you’re a person of color, Fred. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1801 Can't we just make reservations with an App like everyone else? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1802 Harry, I'm not sure you're still allowed to wear that... 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1803 Hurry, we’ll be late for the Trump rally. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1804 Look, when I agreed to step back from royal duties, I assumed that meant you'd stop wearing the crown and cape. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1805 So when I said "Dress like the man you want to be" this is what you were thinking, huh? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1806 I thought you said king in the sheets. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1807 Are you finished wondering what the simple people do yet? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1808 Do you really think this is what the dentist meant when she said you needed a crown? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1809 I just didn't think we'd stand out in Canada, Harry. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1810 Are you sure Frogmore is rented? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1811 Why, yes, I'm a Trump supporter...how'd you know? 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1812 the robe is quite comfortable, but the heavy burdens on this crown are really screwing with my neck... 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1813 Yes Donald, it is lonely at the top. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1814 I’m hungry too but if there’s a line, there’s a line. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1815 Honey are you sure you don’t want to call for the Bentley ? 1.2500 0.04307 116 96 14 6
1816 So that's what going to the D.M.V is like. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1817 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1818 I really think the New Yorker caption contest has run its course. And as for the cape and crown, just take them off. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1819 I just figured, if Harry’s not using it... 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1820 Your combover looks better now, but the red MAGA cape still gives it away. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1821 Canadians aren’t going to believe that you’re Prince Harry! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1822 Is this your way of saying democracy is dead? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1823 I know what you’re thinking—my loafers look ridiculous. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1824 Wearing a crown won't make you king here in Toronto, Harry. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1825 We’ve been around this block 1000 times. Excommunicate already. 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1826 Alright Harry, I think it’s time we get you a new wardrobe. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1827 Darling,if you want to blend in here,it's going to take more than walking with your hands in your pockets. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1828 I don't think this is how to get a job, Harry. 1.2500 0.04801 116 94 16 6
1829 Oh well,you had a good run 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1830 My MUM never told me there would be days like this, Meghan. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1831 Tell the truth, you miss the paparazzi, don't you. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1832 Life used to be so simple. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1833 You are king of your castle, dear. I just don't know if you should dress the part. 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1834 I'm a man of means by no means. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1835 You may be an all-knowing sovereign back home, but here you're just going to have to ask someone for directions. 1.2500 0.04219 116 88 27 1
1836 So the dentist said you need a new crown? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1837 You need a whole new concept, Harry. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1838 This has to be , hands down, our saddest parade yet. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1839 Maybe we should rethink this abdication thing. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1840 Are you sure I didn't overdress for the interview? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1841 Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, don't... 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1842 Are you sure? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1843 I guess when you are sixth in line to the throne, nobody cares. 1.2500 0.04219 116 88 27 1
1844 It's the emperor's new clothes all over again 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1845 Do you really have to shout “off with his head” at every person we pass? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1846 This is the real world beyond the palace walls. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1847 I told you, if you want to be emperor you need new clothes. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1848 I think we need to change the subjects. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1849 I’m sorry Harry that no one bowed to you at Tim Hortons. 1.2500 0.00866 116 100 13 3
1850 Maybe you could try not to shout "A horse! a horse!" about everything all the time. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1851 I can’t believe the restaurant wouldn’t seat us. A robe is technically a jacket. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1852 No, President Trump, this is not also a monarchy. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1853 I don’t think anyone will recognize us, do you? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1854 It’s called fashion, Susan. Look it up. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1855 Harry, I thought you said you were done with this stuff! 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1856 It’s my socks, isn’t it? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1857 I'm telling you,a king is never respected in his own Village 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1858 I’ve always believed you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1859 Oh,it's just the master of his own fate. Keep walking. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1860 I don't care what 23andme says about your relatives, you're embarrassing me. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1861 Im done with burgers, Stan. It’s over. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1862 You can take the prince out of the castle, but you can't the castle out of the prince. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1863 I did dress down. This is only my replica crown and coat. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1864 It is just so very hard to blend in. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1865 You wouldn´t know it, but I´m actually naked. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1866 No, I don't think the judge will let you 'Boleyn' your wife instead of paying alimony. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1867 You'd think selling the castle would have at least gotten us into a doorman building... 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1868 So what brings you all the way to New York City from the Austro-Hungarian Empire? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1869 Define "fit." 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1870 Act normal. There's a bloke coming around the corner who thinks the monarchy is still relevant. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1871 No, John. That does not give you the right to "step away" from your household duties. You still have to help with the cleaning and garbage even if you think it is royal pain in your royal ass. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1872 Your profile didn't mention you were royalty. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1873 Perhaps the style was a bit outdated, but family heirlooms always meant a lot to George XII. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1874 When I said I like a man who treats me like royalty, I wasn’t being literal. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1875 "Give me a break, Harold. You still have student loans. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1876 I am still wondering what she meant by - go fly a kite! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1877 So next interview, maybe lose the hat? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1878 I know it's tough, honey, things have been different since the French Revolution, and the styles have changed. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1879 Even Archie has a moose onesie - maybe you should try and blend in more.. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1880 At least when I gave up my senior royal duties I got to keep the clothes. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1881 Harry, it's been 20 years. Are you still homesick?" "Shut up, Meghan. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1882 Just because it's working for Trump, doesn't mean it's going to work for you, Bob. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1883 I told you no one would recognize you wearing a crown. Especially in Burger King. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1884 It's best not to let the crown go to your head. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1885 I feel like you're not fully embracing this whole Megxit thing. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1886 You think anyone will confuse us for Prince Harry and Meghan? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1887 We're not in Camelot anymore. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1888 I'm so sorry,sir. We even used all your horses and all your men. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1889 Since when do I have to make a reservation? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1890 I'm telling you Donald; this isn't going to end well. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1891 I'm so happy that the Queen gave us the freedom to walk the streets 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1892 Kelly had to admit that he treated her like a queen. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1893 I enjoyed our first date but wish you’d mentioned that you were the king in your profile. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1894 Gee, I have no idea why people think you’re not serious about leaving the royal family. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1895 The saying is king for a day, not the whole month. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1896 We go to the UK once.... 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1897 Maybe it’s time to act less like a king and more presidential 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1898 The king of these streets. 1.2456 0.03646 114 94 16 4
1899 ... but everyone knows tan slacks don't go with a gold crown! 1.2456 0.04503 114 91 19 4
1900 For God's sake Harry, if we are going to live like commoners you have to lose the velvet cape and coronet. 1.2456 0.02351 114 94 18 2
1901 So yesterday it was the clown, the day before that, the pirate. Let me guess where we’re eating today. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1902 Cloak shopping wears me out. 1.2456 0.04327 114 90 21 3
1903 My kingdom for a decent brunch 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1904 Did you really think it would last a lifetime? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1905 You know I can't help it. It's the margarine. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1906 You're a king for God's sake, get a grip 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1907 Well we would have gotten a better table if you hadn't pressured me to give up my royal title. 1.2456 0.02661 114 95 16 3
1908 Let's go North; maybe borrow from the Germans ? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1909 Maybe in the next country they'll have an opening for a king. 1.2456 0.04503 114 91 19 4
1910 Honest, I tried to find a Camilla outfit but no luck." 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1911 I know the Kingdom is short of funds, but couldn't we at least take an Uber to the Coronation? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1912 All this for a free muffler! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1913 I miss margarine. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1914 Why do I get the feeling they're just being polite? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1915 You can tell him he's not "blending." Clearly, Meghan isn't. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1916 Harry I thought you left that back in London. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1917 Well, THAT meal certainly wasn't fit for you 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1918 Yeah, it's Burger King, but we don't need to take things literally! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1919 Still, you’d think they’d at least put us on the wait list. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1920 It’s just that, traditionally, the previous winner hands over the crown to the new pinochle champion... but I understand your reluctance in this case. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1921 You'll always be king of my castle, even if everyone else thinks you're deluded. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1922 Losing the Stable Genius Contest shouldn't deter you, dear. There's still the Build-the-Wall Competition. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1923 Every afternoon, Cathy went for her constitutional monarch. 1.2456 0.04237 114 92 18 4
1924 I told you, king for a day. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1925 Because I’m king. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1926 You ain't no Yul Brynner. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1927 Harry, I vote we just apologize and go back home. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1928 I'm sorry, they are not hiring for Harry's position. 1.2456 0.04237 114 92 18 4
1929 Maybe Harry and Meghan shouldn't have moved to Canada. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1930 Remember when America left us? Certainly wasn't going to let the EU do the same! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1931 I know you have your doubts, Shelia, but I think I finally have a real shot at filling that job vacancy at Buckingham Palace. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1932 Only one week since Brexit, and we got her crown and gown at a flea market..... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1933 Just because you like it, doesn't mean it will fly at the Oscars 1.2456 0.03426 114 93 18 3
1934 If Harry and Meghan can do it why can’t we?” 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1935 That’s right, Steven. I’m renouncing my role as Consort. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1936 So you want to step down from being a senior royal so we can go to a deli? 1.2456 0.00881 114 95 18 1
1937 Wow, Canada really doesn’t care about our royal status, huh, Megan? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1938 I don’t care what color your cape is or how fancy your crown—no one will notice. This is New York. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1939 Did you enjoy your Whopper? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1940 I told you it wasn't until the 31st. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1941 I don’t think renaissance fair is this way. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1942 I think you're taking the DNA test results that says you're descended from royalty a little too seriously. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1943 Around here, you're just another "duke" 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1944 Perhaps you can wear it on Halloween as Coronavirus. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1945 I told you Canada would not be your style, Harry. 1.2456 0.03426 114 93 18 3
1946 Harry, I'm starting to sense that you are having regrets. So soon? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1947 Harry, get over it...and take that Burger King hat off. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1948 Perhaps in Canada I can be King! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1949 Did you have to wear it to Trump rally, did you? 1.2456 0.04503 114 91 19 4
1950 Stop yelling "off with your head" when they don't bow to you. It's still a Democracy, for now, Kenny. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1951 I understand how you feel, but Granny was quite clear when said you could keep the nice red coat, but you had to send the crown back. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1952 The French use margarine! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1953 I didn’t think I’d have to walk to the “King of England’s” apartment. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1954 Your disguise is really, really clever; I don't think anybody will think you are the real King! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1955 So that’s what everyone is swapping out the MAGA hats for? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1956 I coulda had class. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1957 It just makes me question your level of commitment. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1958 Well, Harry, if you want to be unknown here in Canada you have to lose the crown. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1959 All I'm saying is, why did we have to schedule our date night on Bastille Day? 1.2455 0.03915 110 92 13 5
1960 Well, Your Royal Highness, it would be nice if one time we didn't have to eat during the early bird special. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1961 Well, that was a lot easier than I expected. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1962 For your new name, Harry, you can be "The Royal, formerly known as Prince." 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1963 Maybe your mother could make you a saint? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1964 ''You are not going to get a free hamburger,believe me!'' 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1965 Right now, I'd trade my kingdom for a competent travel agent; just sayin' 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1966 If you really wanted to step away, you would take that damn thing off your head. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1967 I don't know why you thought they were holding auditions to replace Harry 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1968 Why did we pick Canada? 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1969 This was not what I signed up for! 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1970 It's like nobody knows who you are, George. 1.2435 0.00873 115 100 12 3
1971 Harry couldn’t shake off his old ways despite moving to Vancouver. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1972 Harry, Don't act so surprised. We moved here to avoid being noticed. 1.2435 0.04205 115 88 26 1
1973 It's true, Gerald. There is no splendor being king of a shithole country. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1974 Abdicate shmabdicate. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1975 And when we get to the cocktail party, this time try to avoid telling anyone who will listen "It's good to be king." 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1976 This “state of the kingdom” walking tour may not have been your best idea 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1977 I know they say "dress for the job you want," but Harold, this is getting out of hand. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1978 Fine, the cape might be a bit much. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1979 Haregretsit 1.2432 0.03317 111 93 14 4
1980 We were supposed to be leaving royalty behind, Harry. 1.2432 0.02779 111 91 18 2
1981 You don’t have to wear a crown and cape to collect your book royalties, Humbert. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1982 You told me to act like I was having dinner with the queen come on! 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1983 You don’t need to change your life based on what you found from 23 & Me. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1984 Did you remember to bring your ID? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1985 Harry, I knew that you'd have trouble adapting to life in Canada, but I didn't expect this. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1986 Canadians get such a kick out of ignoring us. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1987 Still no discount at Trump Towers! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1988 I think it's cute that you still like to go to Burger King on your birthday. 1.2432 0.04910 111 91 14 6
1989 You know, this promotion really opens a lot of doors for us. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1990 You're so arrogant, Ron. No wonder the coat check lady took you for somebody else. 1.2432 0.04286 111 90 17 4
1991 We didn't discuss this. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1992 No. Kings are NOT making a comeback! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1993 Harry we’re normal people now you gotta stop wearing that in public 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1994 It's embarrassing when you forget that you abdicated. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1995 I think it's cute you're wearing a crown here in Canada, Harry. You'd never get to even try it on in England. 1.2432 0.02628 111 93 15 3
1996 Maybe I shouldn't wear this here in Canada. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1997 Don't fret, Harry. You always knew you'd never be king. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1998 My time has come and gone. Ya know what I mean? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1999 Running for office may not be your thing. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2000 I, for one, like a ginger. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2001 What do you mean "your people?" 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2002 Pick up the pace Harry darling, Hollywood 's a long way off ! 1.2411 0.00897 112 95 16 1
2003 I thought we'd talked about this, Harry.. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2004 What part of We are going for a walk by myself was unclear? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2005 I don't think the Royal family is interviewing to replace him. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2006 Honey, no one cares that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
2007 Ugh, sweetie, your privilege is showing again. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2008 I've been given to understand we will love Burger King. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2009 Where the heck is that Royal Uber XL? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2010 You may be king of the neighborhood, but you’re still a pain in the ass. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2011 We Need to hire a Stylist for this new Life as Commoners 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2012 Maybe everything is black and white. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2013 It wasn't to be, Harry. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2014 Harry, honey, don't you think it's time for a new outfit? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
2015 How was I supposed to know “Kings in the Corner” was a card game? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2016 Your English bling don't mean a thing in Paris.. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2017 Well, we could always move to Canada 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
2018 Yes, the plant-based burger is here. But it's still a burger, and you're still the King 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2019 Surely we can find a cozy walk-up. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2020 Larry, you can't call it 'abdication' if you just quit. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2021 Honey, this isn't what I meant when I told you to dress for success for your job interview. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2022 You sure nobody will recognize you? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2023 I don't know why Sarah, but being a King just doesn't do it for me anymore... 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2024 So Jane’s vegan now, and Henry isn’t over being fired from Medieval Times — so don’t bring it up! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2025 So you missed your float. So you missed the parade. So...where the hell are we? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2026 ... and they lived mundanely ever after. 1.2389 0.04666 113 92 16 5
2027 We really need to find you a new dentist. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2028 I'm glad I didn't wear my peasant dress. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2029 King of Carpetland just isn’t a draw for the paparazzi 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2030 ‘“Let’s face it, coronations aren’t what they used to be.” 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2031 And what, exactly, are the privileges and honors that convey with becoming the King of Pain? 1.2385 0.02403 109 94 11 4
2032 peasants 1.2385 0.02885 109 93 12 4
2033 I am making sure everybody knows the emperor has clothes! 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2034 Well that was an exercise in feud-tility. 1.2385 0.04771 109 89 15 5
2035 Though he was only 37th in line for the throne, Bob just couldn't wait to be king. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2036 David, I'm afraid you've already had too much of 'The Crown". 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2037 What do you mean we still have to live on your lilypad?! 1.2385 0.04303 109 89 16 4
2038 The Mattress King of Pacoima just doesn't carry the same weight here in NY. 1.2385 0.04496 109 90 14 5
2039 Well Richard not only did you give up your kingdom, now we don't even have the horse anymore 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2040 But I told you it was casual Friday. 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
2041 Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2042 I guess we need to get Vancouver cloths 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2043 I'm telling you, people won't know who you are without a scandal. 1.2385 0.00922 109 94 14 1
2044 I miss England, but Canada is nice. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2045 UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2046 Now we just have to mix in. 1.2385 0.03778 109 89 17 3
2047 Harry, stop being so pretentious! 1.2385 0.04203 109 86 21 2
2048 Canada's fun, you said. Pack light, you said. Sign here, you said." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2049 We already have a King Donald. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2050 I’m just saying most people would be thrilled about the return of their long lost older brother.. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2051 I wish I was taller 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2052 My head isn't heavy. It's the damn crown. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2053 You said, we’d get the Royal treatment.I think we just got the Royal shaft. 1.2385 0.03029 109 91 15 3
2054 Retirement is right around the corner. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2055 Then he offered to trade me his MAGA hat for two of my crowns. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2056 ...and I never know what to say to the Plantagnets" 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2057 I know dear. I too am sorry about the death of Mr. Peanut. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2058 Couldn’t you play Trump another night? 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2059 Am I suppose to be on the outside? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2060 The one-eyed couple go in search of more ink for the drawing. 1.2385 0.04771 109 89 15 5
2061 "But the invite said 'semi-formal 1.2385 0.01796 109 90 18 1
2062 Nobody cares anymore 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2063 Why can't you be black and white, like everyone else? That's why everyone thinks you're a freak Frank!!! It's not that stupid crown. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2064 Oh, I'm sorry... I want a divorce from THE Burger King. 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
2065 It's depressing when they shout, "The Redcoats are coming". 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2066 Part of your abdication deal should have included the carriage 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2067 Listen Harry, its been a week, no one's forgotten you, I swear. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2068 Your stroll, my commute. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2069 No pipe, no bowl, no valet parking. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2070 I miss being the royal we. 1.2385 0.04203 109 86 21 2
2071 This is VIII Avenue. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2072 I'm not sure this "regular guy" king thing is working honey. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2073 Wake up Bart... it's just a dream. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
2074 ... but people won't understand that it's because you're afraid of birds landing on your head. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2075 But then why do they call it Kingston ? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2076 You’re still MY king 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2077 Sam was again told by the hiring manager he was overqualified 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2078 Even though he's stepping down, you can't just step up. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2079 Are you sorry we abdicated? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2080 How very bleak the rest of us must seem to you. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2081 Burger King told me to Be My Way 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2082 It's a long walk, but it beats riding in a tumbrel. 1.2364 0.04171 110 87 21 2
2083 How were we supposed to know an ace already had reservations? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2084 Okay, how about Sussex Loyal than? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2085 What's missing is a balcony. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2086 I hope you understand, when you meet my parents they won't bow and curtsy. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2087 Why are you so sure we won't have a problem getting tickets for 'Hamilton' tonight? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2088 I liked you better as a prince 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2089 For the last time, Jeff, I’m not going back so we can get your scepter. If you have ‘decrees’ to make today you’ll have to do without. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2090 Harry, we're in Canada now, you can take off the crown. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2091 Think we'll start blending in soon? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2092 Costume party? I thought were going to Vancouver. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2093 After your abdication will this be renamed Commoners County? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2094 You should have told them you were self-made. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2095 Is it really necessary to keep wearing your Prom Crown? 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2096 Don't pout, not everyone shares your DNA excitement. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2097 Once more around the block, Your Highness, and then back in for your medicine. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2098 Yes, this is the first X-rat! 1.2336 0.01011 107 93 11 3
2099 You might draw more attention with a hockey stick. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2100 I stepped down but I'm still me. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2101 A little paparazzi is all I ever wanted. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2102 I don't want to hear it Judy. It got us a table last time. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2103 Maybe skip calling for your pipe next time. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2104 I presume we're dining at Burger King again tonight? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2105 Bert the Carpet King takes it to the streets. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2106 Remember how it was, before the country went all apeshit over social Democracy? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2107 Let's see them forget to hold the pickles this time. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2108 I’m sorry you had to walk in and see that. But I must confess. I’ve been having Big Macs with Ronald for quite some time now. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2109 I still say travelling cognito is a bad idea. 1.2336 0.04615 107 87 16 4
2110 Honest, Harry, last year royalty was a can’t miss in Vancouver. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2111 Harry, are you sure? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2112 Some day my prince will come. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2113 Of course the disguise will work - this is Los Angeles. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2114 Maybe if I wore no clothes they’d notice me. 1.2336 0.04420 107 86 18 3
2115 Just because Billy Porter can pull it off doesn’t mean you can, George. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2116 This isn't what I meant when I said, "Dress more conservatively. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2117 Hope I don’t get guillotined on the way home from work again. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2118 I gave up the royal duties and title but have to look the part. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2119 Why are people looking at me weird, I'm dressing up for dinner 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2120 I think the Realtor oversold with 'palatial'. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2121 Did you try the safe deposit box? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2122 I miss the pomp. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2123 You have to let everyone know we’re old money. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2124 I meant dress like a local from THIS century! 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2125 That dog just peed on my shoe. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2126 We never should have left Crown Heights. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2127 You're tenth in line for the throne. Hold your horses. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2128 I knew this would happen if we voted for Bernie... 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2129 Take off the crown, we’re in a progressive neighborhood. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2130 Can't you just suffer from imposter syndrome like the rest of us? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2131 Keep this up and I'll replace you with a democracy. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2132 I know this worked for Megan and Harry, but really? I'm just not feeling it. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2133 That crown and a buck-fifty will get you a latte your highness. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2134 Hey, 'my kingdom for a divorce' was your idea! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2135 The interview went well, but they think I’m overqualified for Medieval Times 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2136 Betcha never thought you would meet a king on tinder Huh? Look at us, this has been real fun. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2137 And all we were wanting was one night out without being recognized as royalty. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2138 And if they don’t like the king's policies, just tell them the customer is always right. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2139 If mom won't let you be the king, you're still my prince. 1.2336 0.04110 107 87 17 3
2140 So this is ”King for Day?” 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2141 So they didn't need a replacement for Harry? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2142 Cheer up, I hear Burger King is hiring. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2143 Your scarf makes you look like a fool. 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
2144 1% Common 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2145 I was hoping more people would recognise me. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2146 I'm sure Netflix will call any day now. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2147 On second thought, dress for the job you have. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2148 I told you that you would look ridiculous without your scepter. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2149 How was your audition with the folk from Imperial Margarine? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2150 Goes to show you can’t always have it your way. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2151 Look, George, we're blending in 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2152 Are you sure Her Majesty said the "backdoor"? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2153 God, Harry, get over it. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
2154 Thank god we don't stick out in Canada. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2155 Dress for the job you want, they said... 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2156 Maybe it’s just one of those fields that doesn’t use temps. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2157 I wonder if he noticed us tailing him? 1.2315 0.04941 108 90 12 6
2158 When I said, "We are going for a walk," I meant alone. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2159 Don't pretend you weren't warned about wearing that outfit before November third, Donald. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2160 Oh! Look how flashy the nouveau riche of New York are. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2161 Harry, are you homesick? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2162 But you are not Harry and I am not Megan. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2163 I'm sure there'll be lots of time for play dates once things settle down. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2164 He did say he was going to go above and beyond in 2020 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2165 King, table for 2...seriously? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2166 You're doing everything you can to hold all the power in this relationship. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2167 At some point you have to stop identifying as a Royal 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2168 You know, Charles...Public Displays of Affluence are even more unpopular than they used to be. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2169 Wow, they’ve really gentrified this neighborhood. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2170 His delusions of grandeur could not be explained in terms of black and white. 1.2308 0.01516 104 87 16 1
2171 The dentist gave me a new crown, but for some reason, the insurance wouldn't pay. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2172 We need to make stealing-everything-from-everybody great again. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2173 If I promise to call you "Your Magesty" in private Donald, would you please just take off the robe and crown? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2174 Red coats will catch on. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2175 Prince Harry appears to be having second thoughts about his royal exit. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2176 Tell me again why we left the castle to move to North America. 1.2308 0.03674 104 88 12 4
2177 Now, can we ask for directions? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2178 Harry! We’re in Canada 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2179 You looked taller in your profile. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2180 It shouldn’t be this hard to have it your way.” 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2181 Well, you said you wanted to feel like a princess for Valentine’s Day. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2182 I'm just saying you're overdressed for Burger King. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2183 That reminds me... you left the toilet seat up again. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2184 Get over it. You weren’t going to wear the crown anyway. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2185 This commoner business is hard to get used to. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2186 Harry, you promised things would be different once we got to Canada. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2187 Dress for the job you want” only goes so far 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2188 The world may have moved on, but you can still wear it on Halloween. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2189 You know, this business of ‘dressing for the job you want’ doesn’t really work. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2190 Impeach, mimpeach. Who is the king now? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2191 C'mon, Jeff, your birthday was two and a half weeks ago. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2192 It's sad to see the blight of gentrification upon formerly aristocratic areas. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2193 If he's not going to wear it, why not? 1.2308 0.03545 104 85 17 2
2194 I told you to practice that British accent. The audience thought you were talking about the ‘winner’ of our discontent. 1.2308 0.04680 104 85 15 4
2195 No one is impressed that your DNA test kit revealed that your great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a second cousin to king of a small country that doesn't exist anymore. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2196 And just like that, content is king. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2197 If you want the incognito thing to work, Harry, we need to go to the Gap. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2198 Well, it was only one presidential debate... 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2199 This "Step back from being a royal" business is harder than I thought! 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2200 A Lyft, A Lyft, my Kingdon for a Lyft! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2201 I know, I know. The queens in Queens are not what you expected. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2202 Even though we are in France and they give you a cape with the crown, it's still just an overpriced Whopper! 1.2308 0.04151 104 85 16 3
2203 I don't think Canada has a king. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2204 You're just going to have to get used to people mistaking you for President Trump. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2205 Harry, it would be much easier to go incognito if you removed the crown 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2206 Soon his Highness would learn that in this country, the pedestrian isn't King. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2207 Ok your home IS your castle, but that doesn't make you King. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2208 Wouldst that thou still didst abide in thy rent-control palace, eh, Majesty? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2209 I know it sounds crazy Carol but I feel ALIVE when I have it on. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2210 Well, it was not my idea to go to Canada 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2211 Honey, it's a sleek look, but it's just not going to catch on. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2212 As you said, in a prior lifetime you were a king, but around here now you're just Brad. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2213 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to formally introduce you to my parents. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2214 I'm still tripping! 1.2308 0.03545 104 85 17 2
2215 But Henry, I told you you'd look like a royal ass. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2216 You should stop bringing work home with you. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2217 Darn it Frank, you're always so selfish. Couldn't I get one too? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2218 For the last time, Mike, I'm not your 'consort.' 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2219 you've got to stop worrying so much about trying to impress everyone we meet 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2220 Nobody seemed to like the trousers. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2221 I'm not sure "Waiting for my subjects to return me to the throne by general acclaim." is a strong business plan, Simon. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2222 So,where is this castle? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2223 Thanks for letting me live out my perfect day, honey. Can we still get froyo? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2224 Don't feel bad, I think the really liked your Emerson quote. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2225 Yeah, Toronto isn't all that hot. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2226 I'm assuming this means you're not really a plumber? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2227 For the last time lady, stop following me. I am not King Louis XIV. I am just going to Game of thrones viewing party. 1.2286 0.03103 105 87 16 2
2228 I don’t think you need to try so hard with our new neighbors, Harry. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2229 Megan, I need a little more time to adapt. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2230 You are not the state. Take that back. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2231 Sorry, honey, Trump can’t be king and neither can you. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2232 Dressing for your next job, Charles? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2233 They”re fully booked, and you really think this is going to get us a table? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2234 You could at least wait until after the election. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2235 The chicken a la king was pedestrian. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2236 Maybe you should bring the sceptre if you want to be recognized. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2237 You said Archie would be accepted in preschool. 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
2238 But maybe not a job interview Earl. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2239 Sorry, this is a bit much for me. I walked in thinking "Grenouille for lunch," and I walked out with a royal husband. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2240 Yessir, Milania, this feels just right. I could use a scepter, though. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2241 It’s not going to work, Hank. They don’t audition for open positions in the royal family. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
2242 You just can't be yourself for one day, can you? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2243 OK, you don't know your own telephone number, do you know your street address? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2244 I don't know what's wrong. I'm just uneasy. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2245 Are you sure this is the only way I get to maintain my monthly allowance? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2246 I'm thinking of stepping back from the royal family too. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2247 Nobody's saying anything, and really it is better when you wear clothes. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2248 'Making a come back?' Frank, bell-bottoms are finished, period. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2249 I don’t think he liked it when we called him Mickey. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2250 The soliloquies were fine. It was the duets with Lady Macbeth I didn't care for. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2251 You and Charles could form up a self-help group. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2252 As Cinderella and Prince Charming aged, their whirlwind courtship gradually lost its color: her glass slippers turned to mules; her evening gown became a Champion sweatsuit; his gold-braided leotards stained Levis; his ruffled shirt a faded T. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2253 That’s not what the bank meant by ‘royalty checks’. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2254 I think you're the only one with head covering 1.2255 0.03792 102 85 14 3
2255 When I said “Clothes Make the Man”, I was thinking along the lines a snappy new pocket square 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2256 You mean we don't have tickets to Wimbledon? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2257 So I said to her, “Wake up! You’re living in a fantasy!” People can be just so out of touch. 1.2255 0.00985 102 91 9 2
2258 I can’t believe they won’t seat us without a jacket and tie. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2259 Now that I've dropped the "royal" brand, I'm just like everyone else. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2260 Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown when his card is declined at Arby’s. 1.2255 0.03662 102 87 11 4
2261 Maybe nobody recognizes when you're wearing clothes. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2262 Honey, I told you Comic Con is next weekend. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2263 Still with the Visions Of Grandeur I See 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2264 Remember, eh, it's hard to go regular when you were born with a gold crown on your head. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2265 I think we get to keep Royal Pudding. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2266 Your grandmother does love you no matter what you do. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2267 I thought the whole point was to be an artist formerly known as a prince. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2268 Ya, I did say you are a royal pain in the ass but the accent was not on royal. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2269 At least your royal highness got to keep the title. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2270 I know we’re not Royals anymore, Meghan, but it’s Purim! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2271 Harry, this is what happens when you marry an American girl... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2272 Oh Canada, Oh Canada - I guess I do wear the pants in the family, so you can take that silly hat off now, Harry. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2273 Mingling with the commoners is no fun. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2274 I wear my best suit and you ordered chicken fingers?! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2275 I'm telling you, I don't like your wearing that outside the condo. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2276 Why did you not tell me the event was business casual? 1.2255 0.04158 102 84 15 3
2277 It was at this moment Frank realized their date isn't going to be at Medieval Times 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2278 Don’t worry, honey. Your Donald Trump costume will play much better in his second term. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2279 Don't worry, Harry. I'm sure someone in the next place will recognize us and think we're important. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2280 Perk up Harry...you will always be my prince. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2281 This is unseemly, Charles. Can't you do your practicing in the palace? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2282 Chin up! For all you know, there’s a new court jester right around the corner! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2283 With Medieval Times behind you, what's your next move? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2284 I told you! Nobody remembers the Imperial Margarine commercials. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2285 Trust me. You still don't look THAT common. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2286 darling, you're taking this Harry and Meghan thing too hard 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2287 What kind of a name is Prince Ribbit? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2288 Just because they decided to drop out doesn't mean you can jump right in. 1.2255 0.00985 102 89 11 2
2289 They say Toronto is great this time of year. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2290 Just remember to not ask for their votes... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2291 Think of the possibilities. If nothing else, you have a head start on the U.S. Presidency. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2292 I can't believe you decided to wear that cloak out tonight. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2293 I told you that dad wouldn’t think you were Royalty! 1.2255 0.00985 102 86 16 0
2294 Harry, you seem to forgetting that we are supposed to be doing LESS royal stuff. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2295 Unrecognized at the opera, stood up by the limo driver, and rejected by Uber, King Leonard and Lady Lovette consider changing publicists. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2296 I just wish a former-Royalty discount was a thing at restaurants. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2297 Meghan: "Harry, if you miss the attention we can always try YouTube" 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2298 Queen Melania accompanies Donald on his self-appointed, self-anointed coronation with Mitt Romney singing "Solitary Man" on a public address system. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2299 Stewart, I know you get jealous that a lot of guys still check me out, but please stop trying to defer their attention to you instead. 1.2255 0.03792 102 85 14 3
2300 Honey, I know they tell you to "dress for the job you want", but... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2301 Used Car King...can you please leave work at work? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2302 I realize that you never win anything, but I think that "free with fries and a Coke" hardly qualifies. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2303 They have Burger King here, so get used to not being special 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2304 No, I don't find it that uneasy. 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
2305 Its better to be knowingly ostentatious than unknowingly naked. 1.2255 0.04040 102 86 12 4
2306 I know it sounds shallow Meghan, but sometimes I miss the pomp. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2307 If only we’d had something back from which we had to step. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2308 When your 'highness' wears off, you're going to be embarrassed you went out like this. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2309 Maybe one day you'll be an actual President. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2310 Sure, Charles, you blend. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2311 Harry, you know your grandmother specifically said the outfit had to stay. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2312 Henry, I think now is a good time to talk about your superiority complex. 1.2255 0.03918 102 83 17 2
2313 Remember when you were relevant? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2314 No honey. Folks won’t mistake you for Prince Harry. He’s given up royal frills. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2315 Harry, we're in Canada now. You don't need to use this anymore. 1.2255 0.04040 102 86 12 4
2316 Carl, you realize the French had a falling out with royalty a while back, don't you? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2317 I think your therapist meant you should take charge of your life figuratively. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2318 We're not stepping back on our royal duties, my dear. We're merely turning a corner. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2319 I can't believe you're paying that guy $250 an hour and all he has to say is 'you are what you wear.' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2320 Canada is certainly different. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2321 You realize it’s back to a hoodie and ball cap if Trump’s not re-elected. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2322 You didn't get re-elected but at least you got to keep your cape and crown. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2323 I don't mind living in a cold water flat, but did we have to give up the Bentley? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2324 It's not just you. Burger King isn't hiring. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2325 He thinks he's King of the Road but I'll be damned if he thinks he can get away with King of the Sidewalk. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2326 A target? Why no, why would you feel like that? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2327 Prom ended 2 weeks ago, Donald—when are you going to take that thing off? 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2328 Let's try McDonald's. 1.2255 0.04495 102 83 16 3
2329 I long for the days when being a royal was a big deal. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2330 We can always head back to Britain. 1.2255 0.04495 102 83 16 3
2331 Look Meghan, we're just regular folk! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2332 Meghan and Harry try to fit in... 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2333 Hope they have king's size bed in suburbs. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2334 I dumped my princess costume when I was six years old. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2335 You are not the star of Hamilton, you were only in three scenes. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2336 You never really treated me like a king, anyway. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2337 When Harry met civilian life. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2338 I can’t believe Harry have you all of his old clothes. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2339 Doesn’t canvassing to overthrow democracy undermine your argument? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2340 So much for your career in town council 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2341 I wish you would Megxit me. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2342 You really miss 'The Crown,' don't you? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2343 This is my walking around crown. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2344 Next time bring your credit card. Bartering your crown to pay the bill is just so plebian. 1.2255 0.03918 102 83 17 2
2345 We can’t just audition to replace Harry and Megan. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2346 Just think — you could control Congress and the courts! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2347 Some days, I gotta say, it's no "noblesse" and all "oblige." 1.2255 0.04040 102 81 20 1
2348 I told you to get the moat insurance! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2349 Tell me more about your Whopper 1.2255 0.05102 102 86 10 6
2350 I told you Meghan and Harry would ignore you. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2351 Honestly Bob why would you want to be mistaken for Trump? 1.2255 0.05729 102 87 7 8
2352 Harry, thats not casual-wear. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2353 Don't be sad - maybe Five Guys needs a spokesperson..... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2354 Sorry Harry, but that kind of outfit doesn't guarantee you a table in Quebec. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2355 And I suppose your Lord Chamberlain or something is going to come walking around the corner . . 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2356 When you get out of the Medieval Times matinee ... 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2357 Honey, take your hands out of your pockets. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2358 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are doing a wonderful job of blending into the American community. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2359 However can I top my greatest invention, the Impossible Whopper? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2360 When I said you should wear anything you want today, I was talking to the kids 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2361 We don't have the duties, you don't have to wear the outfit. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2362 I thought the color was a little too extra 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2363 A horse-drawn carriage for my birthday would've killed you? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2364 Her face is still on the money here. We should’ve seen that. What about Tierra del Fuego? Maybe they need a King? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2365 It’s no longer for a lifetime, just for a day. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2366 Now we’re actually in Canada I feel so ignored! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2367 Of course you yelled "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" Now we can't even get a taxi. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2368 When in Crown Heights... 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2369 That WAS a surprise - I thought they were voting on BREXIT, not REXIT. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2370 Where are we dining, my Leige? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2371 You can wear whatever you want. I'm still not calling you king. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2372 Your haberdasher should have consulted me, not your shrink! 1.2255 0.03792 102 85 14 3
2373 Sometimes it's not good to be the king. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2374 ...they call it the 'Royale with Cheese' 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2375 Well.... Do you wanna see my castle now? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2376 When he says he's a feminist 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2377 It was not unusual for George to take his distant lineage of royalty to the extreme. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2378 If you say, ‘Let them eat nuggets’ one more time... 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2379 Well, there it is. You step back from your royal duties a little and they don't even know you. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2380 I don’t care that you had a coupon. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2381 I still believe you are the King of New York...no matter what the last seven maitre d's said. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2382 Call it whatever exit you wish we're out of here. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2383 I guess this is cheaper than you buying a convertible. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2384 Harry, flame-grilling burgers won't make us self-sufficient. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2385 What? Taking out the garbage entitles you to the royal treatment? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2386 Yes sire I agree. Having your face on the coins in your pocket should be enough to get you into the "Oscars" parties. But royalty ain't what it used to be. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2387 I told you that everyone would be in black and white, and there you go wearing colors. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2388 Door to door isn't working, let's open the heir application on LinkedIn. 1.2255 0.03386 102 86 13 3
2389 I hate to disappoint you, but "Coming to America" was just a movie 1.2255 0.03386 102 86 13 3
2390 You are a royal pain. Accept your destiny! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2391 No, this doesn't make me feel like a queen. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2392 It doesn't help you blend in if you wear the crown everywhere. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2393 The night Dairy Queen met Burger King 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2394 We can move to Canada - I hear that British royalty can get work there. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2395 I used to feel like King Cyclops, but these days it’s more like sigh-clops. 1.2255 0.00985 102 92 8 2
2396 So, you DON'T like the hat your father gave you? I DARE you to trade it with the first guy that comes along wearing a hat! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2397 I think we should start calling him Robot Jowney Dunior. 1.2255 0.02572 102 86 14 2
2398 Pretending you're king of Uupper Canada doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere. 1.2255 0.04273 102 82 18 2
2399 I thought our Megxit would be met with more fanfare. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2400 When does your Burger King franchise open? 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2401 I could have sworn the banker said he wanted royalties... 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2402 You've got to dress for the job you want. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2403 Kids these days just don’t appreciate the value of a good title. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2404 You gotta dress for the job you want, Joan. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2405 If you take a picture of him he thinks he deserves a tip. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2406 Do you regret giving up succession for me? 1.2255 0.04386 102 85 13 4
2407 Sorry. I thought Starbucks HAD café royale. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2408 We have one eye, and you wear that to distract people? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2409 What a drab colourless life we lead. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2410 Your majesty, there are rumblings amongst the gentry. They want a divorce. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2411 Look, we’ll buy a nice house and you can get an elected position. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2412 “I’ll tell you what’s wrong. Earlier I had a date with a beautiful frog and right after our first kiss, I end up with you. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2413 I understand how you feel -- it really hurts to be throne out. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2414 The crown I don't mind. The royal coat makes you look absolutely ridiculous! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2415 I love their burger and fries but I wish they would look at me like that when I place my order. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2416 Robert took the checkers jargon a bit too literally. 1.2233 0.02905 103 88 12 3
2417 Face it, Hon, your divine right just doesn’t carry the weight it used to. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2418 Talk about a walk of shame. Weren’t you wearing that yesterday? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2419 Burger King again, Carl? This is the last time I get excited about dress up dinner. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2420 I find it soothing to leave the office every so often to survey my subjects. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2421 Well that's it, the day's up. 1.2233 0.04865 103 86 12 5
2422 'Cause you really thought they'd believe Prince Harry had just moved in the neighbourhood? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2423 For the last time, I'm not calling you "Your Majesty" in bed. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2424 Megan it's just not the same. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2425 No, Fred, I'm pretty sure you won't bump into Meghan at Burger King. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2426 I’d say the maître d’ wasn’t particularly impressed. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2427 Yeah Harry, maybe a little overdressed for looking at preschools 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2428 Crowna Virus patient zero was easily identified 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2429 Well Ronald, maybe Mildred is right...maybe you are a royal pain in the butt. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2430 A king can't go freelance in the digital age without his own domain. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2431 You get very competitive when we visit the Windsors. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2432 Alright, alright. You need space. You don't have to chop my head off. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2433 Ordering Crown Royal on the rocks was a dead giveaway...... never mind the garb! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2434 Harry, your Gran called. You have to ship the crown back 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2435 I know you care, Melania. The Dems are horrible, vicious people who don't realize I am elected. 1.2233 0.05677 103 88 7 8
2436 I’m applying for Harry’s position. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2437 Please stop referring to your clothes as thine raiment. I assure you, everyone at this party will be dressed royal-casual. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2438 Harry, I think we’re not in Kensington anymore... 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2439 I told you the Royal Family is not looking for a replacement! 1.2233 0.03499 103 85 16 2
2440 Are you sure mingling with commoners is one of my full-time royal duties? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2441 As 433rd in line to the crown, don't you think you're pushing it a bit. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2442 Don't worry, Harry. I'm sure we'll blend right in. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2443 I think "Good day, eh" is the best you can hope for. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2444 The Royal We 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2445 I told you it's dress down Friday." 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2446 How about for the next job interview, we lose the crown? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2447 I think they were speaking figuratively when they said I could be king for a day. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2448 I didn't think he would actually look like his Tinder profile. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2449 Well, you should have thought of that before we moved to Canada! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2450 Stunned the Meghan and Harry replacement gig didn't pan out, they roamed the streets in an aimless stupor. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2451 I found these at a Goodwill in Toronto." 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2452 You got your wish to be king, but you didn't specify of which country.. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2453 Looking like royalty doesn't mean you don't have to pay the bill! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2454 I think we left the carriage one block over. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2455 You know, most people who voted just wear the sticker. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2456 You promised me a lot more than this. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2457 Did I mention that I abdicated the throne, not the outfit 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2458 I'll take it off as soon as we get to Goodwill. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2459 Sharon didn’t have the heart to tell him that eating burgers everyday didn’t make him the new Burger King 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2460 You have to ,dear,give up the outfit as well" 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2461 Honey, if you dress this way in Crown Heights what do you plan for our trip to Death Valley? 1.2222 0.04774 99 82 13 4
2462 Your Highness, as you stroll through your kingdom, it might be good to put on a pair of pants to complete your outfit 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2463 But being king means never having to say you're sorry. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2464 Many years later, Prince Harry and Meghan wandered the streets of Old Montreal and wondered 'what iffff.....'" 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2465 Well, they do have the Hockey Hall of Fame..... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2466 No no, I think you're right to want to fit in with the people, but you may want to take an additional step or two. That's all I meant... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2467 Watch out, scam artists around the corner... royalty, yeah, right. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2468 I’m sorry that little girl pulled your sword out of that big rock. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2469 I don't think this is how monarchs are supposed to migrate 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2470 Just try and think of it as a new start. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2471 First they say I have to fly commercial; now they took away the car service. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2472 Of course, if we go through with this, I’ll need some new clothes. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2473 Honey, there's only one king at a time and Trump is it. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2474 Why do you always have to see the rest of the world in black and white? You're in a color bind! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2475 Well, you are a royal pain. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2476 He gave them to me! Was I gonna say no to Prince Harry? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2477 You think you got it rough? Just be glad you don't work for a newspaper. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2478 Right now, Babe it’s, “Hungry is the head that wears the crown! Let’s grab a bite!” 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2479 I told you to wear the ruby crown. You look so plain with this one. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2480 Look, it said court side seats... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2481 Yes, but you said we’d eat like kings! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2482 Take it off when we get home. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2483 I think giving up HRH also means giving up the crown. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2484 I don't know, it's just that every time you wear your new clothes, I feel like I'm walking around naked. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2485 Your run as the King in Hamilton was bound to end. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2486 Yes, I'm also surprised they haven't heard about your fantasy football victory. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2487 The crown, the coat: what were you thinking. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2488 Harold, this is so embarrassing! Couldn't you have just picked out a souvenir Tower of London mug? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2489 New kids on the block—Duke Street, between Earle and Duchess Streets, Vancouver. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2490 In the privacy of my dreams, I'm a New York City real estate owner. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2491 Where the hell are we, and how did we get here? 1.2222 0.04553 99 81 15 3
2492 Way to blend in-- I told you that Burger King was not royalty 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2493 Let's face it, Harry-we made a bad decision. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2494 Heavy is the head that had to have a four Martini lunch. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2495 Roy, you've taken that name origin search too far, this time. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2496 I know its divorce but do you have to take my round table? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2497 I am not sure the Canadians will go for this, Harry. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2498 I’m telling you, my kingdom was right here a minute ago. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2499 Is this your idea of incognito? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2500 I know it's Canada, but I did think someone might notice 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2501 My queen goes to a different school. You wouldn't know her. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2502 Monarch's aren't in fashion, your highness. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2503 My crowning achievement I guess was rather pedestrian. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2504 As the king of the realm, I need to order more colour in these cartoon scenes. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2505 I guess this is why they say it’s the best King Crab in the city. 1.2222 0.04774 99 82 13 4
2506 You’re going to need some new clothes, Harry. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2507 I don't think the marriage counseling thing is working for us. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2508 See, we can go out in public ... there are no paparazzi here. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2509 'Ello, guv'nor! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2510 You'd better not be taking me to Burger King........... 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2511 Brexit stage left. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2512 You should be ashamed of yourself, some kid will be looking all over for his paper crown. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2513 You take on too much 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2514 Burger King and Wendy finally got around to trying their food 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2515 I told you people would recognize us if you wore those earrings. 1.2200 0.01787 100 86 12 2
2516 Be careful, I think they're tourists. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2517 I'm said I was sorry for saying you look more like a Basquiat than a king! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2518 A man's house is his castle, and his wife, his queen." "You vote Republican don't you? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2519 And then this kid yells out, "He isn't wearing any clothes at all!" So what was your most embarrassing moment? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2520 I just didn’t think people would forget me so quickly, Megan. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2521 And you thought this would impress my parents the first time you meet? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2522 You made your point. I'll stop saying you "messed up royally". 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2523 I 'm living in the wrong century. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2524 You should have been more presidential. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2525 I can't believe the royal carriage broke down again. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2526 How long are you going to keep looking for a kingdom. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2527 Aren't you carrying your DNA revelation a bit far? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2528 Harry...now we’re in Canada, you’re going to learn to dress down a bit. 1.2200 0.04513 100 82 15 3
2529 'Laundry day, amirite?' 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2530 Hello.... It's Canada. You can't just walk around like that! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2531 Yeah, it used to be Burger King, but what do you think a corona makes people think of now? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2532 People do respect you, regardless of your position. 1.2200 0.01082 100 85 14 1
2533 If you don’t take that off I’m going to lose my head 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2534 I know you have a big following on PBS, Rick, but do you think it's gone to your head? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2535 A horse would be nice but I'll settle for a cab. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2536 I warned you that the bishop would nail you. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2537 Of course you are traumatised. You Tudors are really disfunctional. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2538 Everything I read said you dress for the job you want. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2539 They weren't in my coat pocket, or in the car, or at the grocery counter. I must've dropped the keys to the kingdom somewhere between here and the apartment. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2540 What do you think about the coat? Too much? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2541 Harry, shouldn’t you leave the crown with your grandma. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2542 I thought you said a cross-dressing queen! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2543 Yes, one did say we should be financially independent, but that was before one was aware of the gig economy. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2544 Meet the royal family of the future. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2545 I'm royalty, but I'm not party-with-Jeffery Epstein royalty. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2546 Don't say I did not tell you that 'guillotine' is spelled the same here as in Missouri 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2547 It's just not the same when you can't call yourself "Royal." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2548 I know, Cyrus, but just because we're becoming an autocracy you can't just appoint yourself king of Amarillo 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2549 I never said they'd make you the king of Canada, Harry - I never did. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2550 Be prepared to be surprised. 1.2165 0.02420 97 83 12 2
2551 It's taking some time adapting to their new life in Canada. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2552 Maybe they should call it the Ennui Meal. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2553 I just wish there was something I could do to blend in more. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2554 It’s hard to be a God, hence i chose to become a king. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2555 If I had a nickel for every time you’ve left your scepter on the bus... 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2556 I think we could have brought the corgis, Harry. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2557 This is not what I had in mind when I told you I wanted our trip to 'exude class.' 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2558 no one told you, you were elected, right? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2559 Old King Cole and Mary O’Soul headed off on an afternoon stroll. 1.2165 0.04571 97 80 14 3
2560 Beyond amazing; the impossible crown feels just like the regular crown. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2561 Heavy is the bloated, self-serving head that wears the completely fabricated crown. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2562 Better to be a vagrant king than a British prince. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2563 No I'm sorry Harry, you just can't be King of Canada... 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2564 You're lucky they let you keep the coat and hat. 1.2165 0.03940 97 80 15 2
2565 I inherited the crown from my mother when I stepped on a crack. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2566 After this, I really think we should move to Canada... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2567 ......And they lived happily ever after. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2568 Yeah, you're a king alright. The king of morons. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2569 You forgot to roll out the carpet again?? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2570 I'm sorry you didn't get the job, but maybe ditch the crown before the next interview, Harry. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2571 I would have thought "King for a day" would involve less walking. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2572 Some days it seems like we're invisible, doesn't it ? 1.2165 0.01036 97 85 11 1
2573 You never know what's just around the corner. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2574 It’s all we can afford right now, Harald, unless maybe there’s something we can sell? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2575 Sorry, Harry. I guess that's what happens when an American marries a Brit - they want their independence from the monarchy. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2576 What do you mean you didn't realize how far London was from Hollywood? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2577 You're not fooling anyone, Harry. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2578 Kind of common here. Maybe we should rethink our decision. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2579 Is this how you envisioned the transition period? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2580 I thought you said we were leaving all the trappings behind, Harry? 1.2165 0.03507 97 81 14 2
2581 We're just tourists here in France, why is it your business to revive the monarchy, if even sartorially? 1.2165 0.03940 97 80 15 2
2582 So go ahead and abdicate. It should be easy, in this country. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2583 Your role model is Henry VIII? 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2584 I've been playing chess for years and something I've never figured out is why its the king that always gets check-mated. Why can't it be a pawn that's cornered? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. There outta be a law. Somebody should pro.... 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2585 How about the royal we get us a cab. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2586 Fired?...well you are more of a big Mac guy anyhow. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2587 I don’t think that’s going to help you find a throne. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2588 Isn't Canada great? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2589 Are you sure France still has a King? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2590 Hmmm, well if democracy has overridden absolute monarchy here, perhaps you can seize control in the U.S. I hear they're toying with the idea of abolishing democracy over there. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2591 Frank, I want a divorce. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2592 Donald it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks you need that wall 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2593 'Humility is my forte.' Say it over and over - but not out loud" 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2594 Don't look now but I think Harry and Megan are in town. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2595 If this is going to work, Harry, you’re going to have to ditch the ermine. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2596 You're a royal pain in my ass Jim 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2597 Yes, Harry, it was advice you got at a career seminar. But you've carried "Dress for the job you want" to an extreme. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2598 I''m sorry, but you see the world in black and white. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2599 So that’s what eyes wide shut means 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2600 Do you think I should have dressed more formally for the Met Gala? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2601 Harry and Meghan, spotted in Greenville, apparently having second throughts. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2602 If you are going to be king, you've gotta own it! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2603 So here we are-Louis and Marie in Paris. If I were you, I'd ditch that crown. 1.2165 0.04203 97 81 13 3
2604 I know the Senate acquitted you, but this is a bit much. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2605 I never thought a simple palace coup would come to this. 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
2606 You have got to stop watching The Crown. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2607 I told you that you should have worn the sable. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2608 Quit being so blatant. 1.2165 0.02420 97 83 12 2
2609 But, Hon, I thought you abdicated. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2610 "And good luck getting a cab." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2611 We don't have to stay in Canada, Harry! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2612 I deserve to feel special, Lauren! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2613 Five years later wondering the city streets Harry and Meghan couldnt afford new clothes. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2614 Canadians don’t seem to care, eh, Harry? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2615 I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD TRY TO FIT IN MORE. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2616 Don't worry about them honey, I can see your clothes just fine. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2617 If you think about it Harry, the press was not that bad at home 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2618 Harry, we left the royal family. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2619 You are now officially the king of the weirdos. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2620 He may still wear the crown, but for me it's become a drag being married to the king. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2621 At home you're the king of your castle. Out here...not so much. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2622 How do I get past this "you're over qualified " thing? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2623 I think you are taking this Hummus King thing a little too seriously Josh. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2624 It's only Chapter 11. There's still time for a happy ending. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2625 Don’t let it go to your head. That was a ‘bow wow’ not a bow. 1.2165 0.04452 97 82 11 4
2626 I don't care how you dress up, I'm not calling you The King of Queens! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2627 Yes, it IS a very impressive crown, Charles. But you'd still have to be British. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2628 Stop hovering, Mom! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2629 I had no idea how easy it would be to pass as just one more nut in a costume. 1.2165 0.04571 97 80 14 3
2630 But I like Canada. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2631 Well, honey, since the former CEO of Burger King now heads up SUBWAY, this could be an opportunity to flaunt your expertise. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2632 Just because Trump gets to wear it doesn't mean you do 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2633 How did you meet Jeffery Epstein? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2634 You don’t interview well, do you? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2635 Just because you couldn't find your tiara and ballgown doesn't mean I can't wear my regalia today. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2636 Okay, fine, Harry and Meghan are out. You still need eight hundred and three more to abdicate. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2637 Honey, a promotion at work does not equal the king of the world. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2638 I'm sorry Linda. I'm just too fabulous for you. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2639 Sorry we're walking so slowly, I can only move one flagstone at a time. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2640 It's all or nothing,Harry. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2641 Do you even know if they want to replace Harry? 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2642 If you want things your way, there's always Burger King. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2643 When I said your hair was your crowning glory..." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2644 This one is honestly kind of difficult to write a funny caption for. However, I’m just going to assume that this is probably how Dartmouth alumni see themselves when they walk down the street. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2645 Oh, for G-d' sake, Andrew 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2646 What's a colorful character like you doing in this sketchy part of town? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2647 The invite did say semi-formal attire, right? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2648 All these peasants are so drab. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2649 Harry, I don’t think you fully understand the whole, “dress for the job you want, not for the one you have” thing. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2650 I thought being a narcissistic sociopath would be kinda more fun. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2651 You said micro-dosing psilocybin wasn't a big deal...and now you want me to call you King Lear?! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2652 Don't you remember, she told us to keep the role play to the bedroom. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2653 It’s a process...I’m working on it. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2654 You're right. Going to Burger King was not a good idea. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2655 Next interview, don't introduce yourself as the Duke of New York. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2656 Its so awkward when you say goodbye and end up walking in the same direction. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2657 Harry and Meghan couldn’t believe they had to wait in line at the deli ... 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2658 I can’t believe I’m dating fake royalty. 1.2143 0.01622 98 85 11 2
2659 Heavy hangs the head certainly doesn’t apply to you, you’re positively rather ambiguous. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2660 No Margaret they don’t know we’re Americans. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2661 I don't care if you live in King's County. You can't expect the royal treatment from me! 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
2662 Yes, honey, I know, but King For A Day was yesterday. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2663 They say you need to stand out at job interviews nowadays 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2664 Being a monarch is tough on the glutes. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2665 For the last time, Frank - you don't have to meet any criteria to buy the bed 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2666 They’ll know we’re American tourists. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2667 They said BUSINESS casual 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2668 and wearing his dog’s leash like a scarf! 1.2143 0.04756 98 82 12 4
2669 I think you should behead your new stylist. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2670 Are you sure the FDA approves? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2671 What is on the agenda for the common folk today? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2672 How long are you going to wait for elites to come back in vogue? 1.2128 0.01070 94 82 11 1
2673 Not everything is so black & white, Tony. Devon Roth - New Hyde Park, NY. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2674 I guess we should have brought our invitation. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2675 This being our first date, I should explain that I’m widely considered the King of Corona Queens. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2676 I agr