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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-02-24T00:31:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-03-08T23:32:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-03-03T00:31:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 9, 2020 |
Number of captions | 6463 |
Number of responses | 987093 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in. | 2.1617 | 0.00665 | 13541 | 3137 | 5078 | 5326 |
1 | Maybe His Highness should make reservations next time. | 1.9478 | 0.00703 | 12446 | 4164 | 4768 | 3514 |
2 | Stop complaining. You know we always get better seats when you wear it. | 1.9246 | 0.01056 | 5136 | 1679 | 2165 | 1292 |
3 | OK, then, you're a ROYAL pain in the ass . . . | 1.8993 | 0.00766 | 11170 | 4279 | 3737 | 3154 |
4 | I don't care what your ancestry results said, you look ridiculous. | 1.8985 | 0.00738 | 11257 | 4239 | 3986 | 3032 |
5 | So, how long were you a frog for? | 1.8722 | 0.00777 | 10431 | 4032 | 3700 | 2699 |
6 | I think the editors should pick a caption. Letting people vote is how we got Trump. | 1.8687 | 0.00850 | 10366 | 4653 | 2421 | 3292 |
7 | It's nothing specific....I just feel like you aren't ready to let go, Harry. | 1.8263 | 0.01247 | 3852 | 1546 | 1429 | 877 |
8 | They didn't notice when you were naked, either. | 1.8028 | 0.01376 | 3408 | 1502 | 1076 | 830 |
9 | Okay, I'll call you Harry, formerly known as Prince. | 1.7991 | 0.00866 | 8520 | 3752 | 2728 | 2040 |
10 | I liked you better as a frog. | 1.7919 | 0.00831 | 8787 | 3771 | 3074 | 1942 |
11 | Dave, I think you're taking this "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" a little too far. | 1.7864 | 0.00894 | 7461 | 3193 | 2669 | 1599 |
12 | Harry, you know they're going to want those back. | 1.7713 | 0.01072 | 5102 | 2213 | 1843 | 1046 |
13 | And they still tried to sell you a queen-sized mattress? | 1.7328 | 0.00807 | 8104 | 3867 | 2678 | 1559 |
14 | Move to Canada, they said. It will be fun, they said. | 1.7327 | 0.01211 | 4070 | 1903 | 1352 | 815 |
15 | So..this new therapist is helping you tackle your entitlement issues? | 1.7209 | 0.01519 | 2465 | 1141 | 871 | 453 |
16 | They weren't usurpers, dear. They just had a reservation. | 1.7163 | 0.00992 | 5841 | 2742 | 2014 | 1085 |
17 | Now that we've seen how the other half lives I'm ready to go back. | 1.6928 | 0.01429 | 2845 | 1397 | 925 | 523 |
18 | I really hate that I can only move one square at a time | 1.6915 | 0.02044 | 1475 | 752 | 426 | 297 |
19 | When the dentist said you needed a crown, this wasn't what she meant. | 1.6889 | 0.00924 | 6804 | 3364 | 2193 | 1247 |
20 | Well what did you expect to find at Meghan and Harry's yard sale? | 1.6831 | 0.01089 | 5045 | 2561 | 1522 | 962 |
21 | How about StillSixthInLine.com? | 1.6778 | 0.01437 | 2840 | 1437 | 881 | 522 |
22 | Again the scepter? So where did you last see it? | 1.6777 | 0.01214 | 3745 | 1831 | 1290 | 624 |
23 | Maybe next year we don't have to celebrate your birthday at Burger King. | 1.6709 | 0.01066 | 5126 | 2615 | 1583 | 928 |
24 | I still think you should've chosen the implant, not the crown. | 1.6665 | 0.01116 | 5002 | 2669 | 1332 | 1001 |
25 | Knighting the waiter does’t substitute for a tip | 1.6533 | 0.01291 | 3167 | 1667 | 968 | 532 |
26 | I’m pretty sure that Prom King is not a permanent title. | 1.6487 | 0.01195 | 4056 | 2138 | 1205 | 713 |
27 | We're in New York, honey. Nobody is looking at you 'weird'." | 1.6409 | 0.02758 | 738 | 387 | 229 | 122 |
28 | Just accept that Burger King and Dairy Queen outrank you. | 1.6315 | 0.01772 | 1794 | 957 | 541 | 296 |
29 | Yes, he just decided not to be a prince. But you can’t just decide to be one. | 1.6306 | 0.02588 | 842 | 450 | 253 | 139 |
30 | Well just think for a minute... do you remember having Excalibur with you in the restaurant? | 1.6306 | 0.01070 | 4927 | 2636 | 1475 | 816 |
31 | It’s just that it makes you look eager, Charles | 1.6294 | 0.01449 | 2844 | 1571 | 756 | 517 |
32 | What's your second wish? | 1.6234 | 0.01353 | 2791 | 1436 | 970 | 385 |
33 | Let it go, Harry | 1.6178 | 0.02415 | 955 | 518 | 284 | 153 |
34 | I blew that interview. They asked why I left my last job and it got all awkward. | 1.6104 | 0.02066 | 1255 | 678 | 389 | 188 |
35 | Yeah, I miss the pomp, but not the circumstance. | 1.6015 | 0.01730 | 1729 | 929 | 560 | 240 |
36 | That's not what I meant when I asked you to treat me like a queen... | 1.5977 | 0.01490 | 2369 | 1296 | 732 | 341 |
37 | It's so liberating to be able to walk the streets anonymously. | 1.5956 | 0.01714 | 1830 | 1011 | 548 | 271 |
38 | So this is your idea of treating me like a queen? | 1.5948 | 0.01220 | 3569 | 1964 | 1087 | 518 |
39 | Lately, I just feel like I'm out of my realm. | 1.5866 | 0.01552 | 2170 | 1201 | 665 | 304 |
40 | Yes, I know you want to live in Greenwich Village, but the castle is still cheaper. | 1.5863 | 0.01524 | 2161 | 1174 | 707 | 280 |
41 | Without the scepter it seems like nobody recognizes me. | 1.5852 | 0.01536 | 2225 | 1262 | 634 | 329 |
42 | Get a Porsche or have an affair. This is just weird. | 1.5815 | 0.01689 | 1878 | 1060 | 544 | 274 |
43 | Just for a day, right? | 1.5752 | 0.01419 | 2495 | 1382 | 791 | 322 |
44 | You do know we’re in Queens, right? | 1.5737 | 0.01240 | 2400 | 1425 | 674 | 301 |
45 | YOU SAID; MOVE TO VANCOUVER, WE'LL FIT RIGHT IN... | 1.5725 | 0.01480 | 2503 | 1450 | 673 | 380 |
46 | I think you should take it off for the primaries. | 1.5711 | 0.01518 | 2418 | 1414 | 627 | 377 |
47 | I've never been asked to Brexit a restaurant before. | 1.5683 | 0.01576 | 2268 | 1339 | 569 | 360 |
48 | Well, I'd be feeling a whole lot better if his majesty could remember where he parked the carriage. | 1.5674 | 0.01501 | 2226 | 1248 | 693 | 285 |
49 | Maybe “Make America England again” wasn’t the best platform. | 1.5662 | 0.01793 | 1715 | 1006 | 447 | 262 |
50 | Feeling a bit nostalgic today Harry? | 1.5621 | 0.01615 | 2044 | 1188 | 563 | 293 |
51 | Watch out - it's that weird couple that claims they used to be royals. | 1.5581 | 0.01622 | 1980 | 1146 | 563 | 271 |
52 | For the last time, I’m sorry I called you a royal pain in the ass. | 1.5539 | 0.02329 | 937 | 540 | 275 | 122 |
53 | You're right. It only works in the bedroom. | 1.5522 | 0.01913 | 1407 | 818 | 401 | 188 |
54 | Just give Canada a little more time, Harry. | 1.5494 | 0.01728 | 1669 | 961 | 499 | 209 |
55 | For the last time, you can choose to leave the royal family but you can’t choose to join it. | 1.5482 | 0.01740 | 1680 | 978 | 483 | 219 |
56 | Can't give it all up, can you Harry? | 1.5480 | 0.01077 | 1637 | 1045 | 428 | 164 |
57 | I didn't realize the outfit came with the double Whopper | 1.5454 | 0.01805 | 1597 | 943 | 437 | 217 |
58 | I don’t think abdicating from Burger King is a real thing. | 1.5435 | 0.01312 | 1586 | 1011 | 395 | 180 |
59 | It’s New York, Harold. Notice they’re not paying any attention to you.. | 1.5420 | 0.01335 | 1513 | 939 | 420 | 154 |
60 | I agreed to give up the title. I said nothing about the wardrobe. | 1.5405 | 0.02029 | 1197 | 696 | 355 | 146 |
61 | I knew that DNA test was a bad idea. | 1.5404 | 0.01860 | 1460 | 858 | 415 | 187 |
62 | Burger King, Burger King, Burger King! Can't we ever eat anywhere else? | 1.5376 | 0.01896 | 1408 | 832 | 395 | 181 |
63 | That was only our first offer honey...we'll get the next one. | 1.5357 | 0.02049 | 1385 | 873 | 282 | 230 |
64 | I bet they would’ve seated us if we were still royal. | 1.5345 | 0.01952 | 1390 | 842 | 353 | 195 |
65 | I hope this coronavirus realizes we have sovereign immunity. | 1.5345 | 0.02117 | 1145 | 684 | 310 | 151 |
66 | Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.5328 | 0.01993 | 1267 | 753 | 353 | 161 |
67 | So much for trying to blend in. | 1.5325 | 0.02009 | 1322 | 806 | 328 | 188 |
68 | The maître d' looked me right in the eye and said, 'Harry and Meghan WHO?' | 1.5325 | 0.02048 | 1292 | 793 | 310 | 189 |
69 | I wouldn't have swiped right had I known you were about to abdicate." | 1.5289 | 0.02619 | 762 | 463 | 195 | 104 |
70 | Look, you didn’t want to live with your grandmother forever, did you? | 1.5288 | 0.02062 | 1199 | 721 | 322 | 156 |
71 | I'm just saying, Harry, if we're going low-profile, we should go low-profile. | 1.5283 | 0.02447 | 812 | 479 | 237 | 96 |
72 | It’s not you. It’s we. | 1.5283 | 0.02161 | 1185 | 739 | 266 | 180 |
73 | We can find another rest room. Apparently that place does not recognize your absolute right to the throne. | 1.5269 | 0.02001 | 1245 | 744 | 346 | 155 |
74 | Look, Harry, we’ve made our decision...stop trying to have it both ways” | 1.5243 | 0.02091 | 1213 | 747 | 296 | 170 |
75 | Not only are you a pain in the ass, you are a royal pain in the ass. | 1.5243 | 0.02042 | 1194 | 716 | 330 | 148 |
76 | Stop living in the past and get a job! | 1.5235 | 0.02146 | 1194 | 753 | 259 | 182 |
77 | When you say "we," am I included? | 1.5227 | 0.02056 | 1167 | 699 | 326 | 142 |
78 | This is just wrong. The taxis should be hailing you! | 1.5224 | 0.02936 | 557 | 335 | 155 | 67 |
79 | Please stop introducing me as your fool. | 1.5199 | 0.02160 | 1081 | 674 | 259 | 148 |
80 | Please dress up for our date. Those were your exact words, Gina. | 1.5149 | 0.02152 | 1039 | 624 | 295 | 120 |
81 | When I said 'dress for the job you want', I really meant: 'dress for a job you can get.' | 1.5147 | 0.02214 | 1022 | 624 | 270 | 128 |
82 | Tell me again, so who died and made you king? | 1.5143 | 0.02265 | 978 | 598 | 257 | 123 |
83 | You were right. Nobody bothers us in Canada, Harry. | 1.5113 | 0.02159 | 1015 | 609 | 293 | 113 |
84 | I'm starting to think we'll never find a castle within walking distance of a Whole Foods. | 1.5081 | 0.02315 | 921 | 565 | 244 | 112 |
85 | Don't worry you can't be impeached, only beheaded! | 1.5073 | 0.02250 | 887 | 550 | 234 | 103 |
86 | I’m just saying, there are ways to bring less attention to your bald spot. | 1.5070 | 0.02337 | 923 | 572 | 234 | 117 |
87 | How do you want to introduce yourself to my parents? | 1.5058 | 0.02252 | 949 | 596 | 233 | 120 |
88 | Do you have to wear this outfit every time we have lunch at Burger King? | 1.5048 | 0.02335 | 929 | 579 | 231 | 119 |
89 | What a surprise. "The King of Beers" forgot where he parked the car again. | 1.5043 | 0.02306 | 922 | 575 | 232 | 115 |
90 | You know, when we read our vows, I really thought you said you'd stay "loyal." | 1.5043 | 0.02267 | 928 | 565 | 258 | 105 |
91 | Well, dress for the job you want | 1.5043 | 0.02291 | 934 | 575 | 247 | 112 |
92 | Not wearing your tiara makes me look stupid. | 1.5034 | 0.02363 | 880 | 543 | 231 | 106 |
93 | Nice try, but next time just make a reservation. | 1.5027 | 0.01501 | 911 | 590 | 247 | 74 |
94 | Oh crap, did we leave the drawbridge down? | 1.5023 | 0.02411 | 888 | 560 | 210 | 118 |
95 | It was simpler when I was a frog. | 1.5018 | 0.02445 | 845 | 531 | 205 | 109 |
96 | William, your father isn't gonna like your wearing his outfit. He hasn't had a chance to wear it yet. | 1.5011 | 0.02426 | 876 | 553 | 207 | 116 |
97 | I swear that there are better ways to hide your bald spot... | 1.5006 | 0.02297 | 877 | 531 | 253 | 93 |
98 | We'll never get a flat in Canada if you show up in regalia! | 1.5006 | 0.02460 | 897 | 579 | 187 | 131 |
99 | Kingsplaining, again, eh? | 1.5000 | 0.01582 | 882 | 588 | 211 | 83 |
100 | Well, I still think you're a king | 1.4988 | 0.02475 | 868 | 557 | 189 | 122 |
101 | My therapist tells me I have entitlement issues. | 1.4988 | 0.02407 | 864 | 551 | 199 | 114 |
102 | I tried to warn you. Just because he stepped down doesn't mean they're hiring. | 1.4976 | 0.02748 | 613 | 373 | 175 | 65 |
103 | Are you sure it's not just a Medieval life crisis, Larry? | 1.4964 | 0.02446 | 838 | 527 | 206 | 105 |
104 | I put my pants on just like everyone else, with one manservant holding each leg. | 1.4964 | 0.02462 | 828 | 521 | 203 | 104 |
105 | I thought you said we would blend in once we got to Canada. | 1.4958 | 0.02476 | 827 | 523 | 198 | 106 |
106 | Harry, I thought we left because we DIDN'T want to be noticed! | 1.4951 | 0.02511 | 822 | 525 | 187 | 110 |
107 | In that moment the Sussexes realized that they had made a terrible mistake. | 1.4946 | 0.02532 | 833 | 539 | 176 | 118 |
108 | You're right, it does make you look taller. | 1.4942 | 0.02360 | 781 | 467 | 242 | 72 |
109 | They were forced to abdicate their bar stools when he shouted "a goblet of mead and death to these peasants" once too often. | 1.4924 | 0.02691 | 790 | 528 | 135 | 127 |
110 | If you want to act like royalty, take your hands out of your own pockets and put them in someone else’s. | 1.4924 | 0.02643 | 790 | 520 | 151 | 119 |
111 | If it's any consolation, I still picture you with no clothes. | 1.4918 | 0.02480 | 793 | 497 | 202 | 94 |
112 | Prince Charming during the awkward dating stage. | 1.4918 | 0.02574 | 793 | 512 | 172 | 109 |
113 | I'm glad you wore that to our first day of counseling. | 1.4918 | 0.02425 | 793 | 491 | 215 | 87 |
114 | I just never realized how different it is being a royal in one of the colonies | 1.4907 | 0.02501 | 750 | 464 | 204 | 82 |
115 | There's always Canada. | 1.4903 | 0.02449 | 775 | 478 | 214 | 83 |
116 | I told you; it's a black-and-white cartoon. But did you listen? | 1.4896 | 0.02551 | 766 | 486 | 185 | 95 |
117 | So, your dating profile says you're transitioning from a long career in a family business... | 1.4894 | 0.02511 | 707 | 430 | 208 | 69 |
118 | We both agreed to step down from our royal duties but I get the sense I am handling it better than you. | 1.4889 | 0.02472 | 765 | 474 | 208 | 83 |
119 | Everyone does casual Friday. Monarch Mondays is innovative. | 1.4882 | 0.02098 | 760 | 491 | 195 | 74 |
120 | Maybe they wouldn't be so standoffish if you dressed like an ordinary Canadian. | 1.4865 | 0.02425 | 742 | 450 | 223 | 69 |
121 | You're taking those DNA test results a bit too seriously, Dave. | 1.4857 | 0.02573 | 733 | 463 | 184 | 86 |
122 | Heavy is the head that wears the crown and also forgot to make reservations. | 1.4849 | 0.02622 | 695 | 437 | 179 | 79 |
123 | You can be a royal pain in the ass, Bob. | 1.4833 | 0.02556 | 718 | 477 | 146 | 95 |
124 | But Harry ... you can still dress up like a prince in Los Angeles and no one will think it's weird. | 1.4832 | 0.02603 | 716 | 454 | 178 | 84 |
125 | I tried to tell you that The King of Prussia is just a mall. | 1.4831 | 0.02526 | 710 | 439 | 199 | 72 |
126 | Look, when I said dress for the job you want..this isn’t what I meant. | 1.4823 | 0.02656 | 705 | 452 | 166 | 87 |
127 | It’s lovely blending in as normal folks now that we’re in Canada. | 1.4815 | 0.02547 | 702 | 436 | 194 | 72 |
128 | I wish I had never gotten you that Ancestry.com subscription. | 1.4804 | 0.02486 | 689 | 431 | 190 | 68 |
129 | Go to Canada, you said. We'll fit right in, you said. | 1.4788 | 0.02633 | 685 | 434 | 174 | 77 |
130 | I really thought if Imade myself King I couldn't get impeached. | 1.4787 | 0.02769 | 681 | 450 | 137 | 94 |
131 | Think. What's the last place you remember having the scepter? | 1.4771 | 0.02620 | 612 | 392 | 156 | 64 |
132 | When our daughter asked for a calculator and a ruler, I think she meant school supplies. | 1.4769 | 0.02488 | 671 | 439 | 157 | 75 |
133 | I wonder why we need to bring a Ruler to class today | 1.4759 | 0.02697 | 643 | 407 | 166 | 70 |
134 | Well Henry, you agreed to move to Canada. Now you have to accept that you need to make reservations at restaurants as well.... | 1.4750 | 0.02832 | 661 | 442 | 125 | 94 |
135 | You forgot to be charming." | 1.4746 | 0.02670 | 649 | 410 | 170 | 69 |
136 | I say Mehgan, why did that chap ask me for a Whopper? | 1.4746 | 0.02792 | 649 | 424 | 142 | 83 |
137 | ... it's just that I always get the feeling you think you're better than me. | 1.4743 | 0.02810 | 641 | 419 | 140 | 82 |
138 | Are you sure I'm wearing clothes? | 1.4741 | 0.02900 | 599 | 391 | 132 | 76 |
139 | I heard there's an opening in England? | 1.4741 | 0.00157 | 637 | 473 | 124 | 40 |
140 | You're not blending, Harry. | 1.4738 | 0.02806 | 650 | 427 | 138 | 85 |
141 | For heaven's sake, Bob, it's just jury duty. | 1.4734 | 0.02769 | 640 | 414 | 149 | 77 |
142 | This is not what your father meant by "dress for the job you want." | 1.4724 | 0.02728 | 633 | 404 | 159 | 70 |
143 | 30 years later: Every year on Harry's birthday, Megan let him pretend they had made a different choice. | 1.4723 | 0.02843 | 631 | 415 | 134 | 82 |
144 | His Majesty might consider making a reservation next time. | 1.4722 | 0.02676 | 629 | 395 | 171 | 63 |
145 | Just don't expect the royal treatment when we get there. | 1.4713 | 0.02592 | 628 | 386 | 188 | 54 |
146 | Take that off, and stop calling me Meghan!" | 1.4700 | 0.02780 | 617 | 397 | 150 | 70 |
147 | Suddenly, it occurred to Evelyn and James that he was all dressed up with nowhere to go. | 1.4700 | 0.02981 | 600 | 418 | 88 | 94 |
148 | See?! No one cares. Now take it off. | 1.4699 | 0.02660 | 615 | 383 | 175 | 57 |
149 | I told you, it's 'waitress,' not 'wench.' | 1.4697 | 0.01589 | 594 | 413 | 134 | 47 |
150 | I don’t think that Harry and Meghan leaving the royal family means that there is a vacancy | 1.4690 | 0.02853 | 612 | 401 | 135 | 76 |
151 | I think even the casual crown still says “Royal,” Harry. | 1.4690 | 0.02872 | 612 | 403 | 131 | 78 |
152 | You can't claim Prince Harry's title just because he no longer wants it. | 1.4690 | 0.02689 | 612 | 384 | 169 | 59 |
153 | Yeah, well maybe I liked being a frog. | 1.4678 | 0.02820 | 605 | 392 | 143 | 70 |
154 | I never thought I’d say this, but I prefer the MAGA hat. | 1.4663 | 0.02975 | 594 | 399 | 113 | 82 |
155 | Yeah, I know, definitely not a good time to be an aristocrat. | 1.4663 | 0.02913 | 594 | 395 | 122 | 77 |
156 | Get over it, Harry. | 1.4662 | 0.02411 | 592 | 399 | 132 | 61 |
157 | After giving her son all he ever desired as a child, Mrs. Whitcomb is now resigned to taking him to therapy every Tuesday. | 1.4654 | 0.02698 | 593 | 396 | 128 | 69 |
158 | Can you believe the nerve of those people? Asking you to remove your crown in the theater? Do they know who they were talking to? | 1.4654 | 0.02993 | 578 | 399 | 94 | 85 |
159 | Harry, we moved here to blend in. | 1.4651 | 0.02823 | 587 | 378 | 145 | 64 |
160 | Your preferred pronoun cannot be 'We.' | 1.4647 | 0.02403 | 581 | 391 | 132 | 58 |
161 | You're just not the frog I married, Jerry. | 1.4642 | 0.02993 | 545 | 357 | 123 | 65 |
162 | Don't worry, we're in Canada now. They won't recognize us. | 1.4635 | 0.02883 | 576 | 375 | 135 | 66 |
163 | It's New York, Donald. No one cares if you think you're King. | 1.4622 | 0.02887 | 569 | 370 | 135 | 64 |
164 | I’m just trying to be the man my dog thinks I am. | 1.4622 | 0.02961 | 569 | 377 | 121 | 71 |
165 | Why can’t I be an influencer? | 1.4614 | 0.03090 | 570 | 391 | 95 | 84 |
166 | Walk naturally; we don't want to look conspicuous. | 1.4614 | 0.02974 | 544 | 356 | 125 | 63 |
167 | How’s “dress for the job you want” going? | 1.4607 | 0.02910 | 560 | 365 | 132 | 63 |
168 | And exactly what happens when we get to Burger King? | 1.4593 | 0.02937 | 553 | 362 | 128 | 63 |
169 | Your palace or mine? | 1.4593 | 0.02159 | 553 | 379 | 125 | 49 |
170 | See, Harry? They don't care. It's Canada. | 1.4577 | 0.02927 | 544 | 354 | 131 | 59 |
171 | You just didn't see that pawn coming, did you? | 1.4567 | 0.03282 | 427 | 277 | 105 | 45 |
172 | Look, we gave up the titles. It's time to lose the hat. | 1.4556 | 0.02933 | 529 | 345 | 128 | 56 |
173 | I forgot that being one of the people involved actually having to walk. | 1.4554 | 0.03090 | 527 | 354 | 106 | 67 |
174 | Don't you think you're getting a little carried away with your 23andMe results? | 1.4542 | 0.02896 | 524 | 336 | 138 | 50 |
175 | So, what now Meghan? | 1.4535 | 0.03053 | 505 | 332 | 117 | 56 |
176 | I don't think that's what they mean when they say "dress for the job you want." | 1.4525 | 0.03143 | 453 | 293 | 115 | 45 |
177 | Isn't this carrying those 23andMe results a little too far? | 1.4523 | 0.02977 | 482 | 307 | 132 | 43 |
178 | When we're having sex, please stop yelling, 'The British are coming! The British are coming!' | 1.4519 | 0.03097 | 509 | 340 | 108 | 61 |
179 | I thought we were leaving the trappings behind, Harry. | 1.4506 | 0.02875 | 506 | 321 | 142 | 43 |
180 | I should have used the throne before I left the house. | 1.4502 | 0.03039 | 502 | 330 | 118 | 54 |
181 | I dunno, maybe it was the way you enslaved half the populace. | 1.4500 | 0.00200 | 500 | 377 | 97 | 26 |
182 | We need to talk about adjusting your meds Dave, I mean, Your Royal Highness. | 1.4483 | 0.03145 | 493 | 331 | 103 | 59 |
183 | Well,Donald at least now people don't have to guess. | 1.4480 | 0.03213 | 500 | 343 | 90 | 67 |
184 | I don’t think you’re old enough to have a Middle Ages crisis. | 1.4467 | 0.04467 | 244 | 164 | 51 | 29 |
185 | Careful! That nut around the corner expects you you bow to him. | 1.4467 | 0.03108 | 488 | 332 | 97 | 59 |
186 | The outfit may increase your visibility, but I don't think it will help your candidacy very much. | 1.4467 | 0.03234 | 488 | 334 | 90 | 64 |
187 | Harry, you have to stop, we're in Canada now... | 1.4449 | 0.03296 | 481 | 333 | 82 | 66 |
188 | Admit it, Harold. Those self-esteem classes were a total waste of time. | 1.4444 | 0.03222 | 477 | 324 | 94 | 59 |
189 | Of course I see your clothes. Everyone sees your clothes. | 1.4437 | 0.03067 | 471 | 308 | 117 | 46 |
190 | Just because your name is Donald John, doesn't mean you should act like a Dick | 1.4435 | 0.03453 | 469 | 334 | 62 | 73 |
191 | Let it go, Harry, let it go.... | 1.4423 | 0.02023 | 468 | 333 | 97 | 38 |
192 | At least you got to keep the uniform. | 1.4413 | 0.03104 | 460 | 302 | 113 | 45 |
193 | So, what do you do? | 1.4410 | 0.03114 | 458 | 301 | 112 | 45 |
194 | Anonymity is overrated. | 1.4402 | 0.02974 | 468 | 301 | 128 | 39 |
195 | Harry honey, if they won't let us use the word "royal" on our website, they're sure as hell not going to like the crown. | 1.4398 | 0.00219 | 457 | 350 | 81 | 26 |
196 | Fine...just remember to change before the debate | 1.4396 | 0.03204 | 455 | 305 | 100 | 50 |
197 | I'm sure they noticed, but New Yorkers are rarely surprised. | 1.4396 | 0.03128 | 455 | 300 | 110 | 45 |
198 | Next I want to show you a nice 65-bedroom fixer-upper in the next block. | 1.4388 | 0.03142 | 433 | 282 | 112 | 39 |
199 | No, I said we are going to White Castle. You never listen to me. | 1.4385 | 0.03071 | 447 | 290 | 118 | 39 |
200 | Honey, I think the coat check girl may have made a mistake. | 1.4381 | 0.03015 | 452 | 291 | 124 | 37 |
201 | I told you Harry, Canadians don't care where you came from. | 1.4375 | 0.03066 | 448 | 291 | 118 | 39 |
202 | Beside every great man is a woman rolling her eyes! | 1.4367 | 0.03241 | 442 | 297 | 97 | 48 |
203 | It's really nice how you're helping our daughter through her princess phase. | 1.4361 | 0.03165 | 438 | 289 | 107 | 42 |
204 | Well Harry, how do you like being so pedestrian? | 1.4358 | 0.00230 | 436 | 332 | 85 | 19 |
205 | Did you see that stupid scarf on the guy walking his dog? | 1.4355 | 0.03169 | 434 | 286 | 107 | 41 |
206 | I don’t care what you call it, I’m just asking you put the seat down when you’re done. | 1.4354 | 0.03149 | 441 | 291 | 108 | 42 |
207 | At least you're wearing clothes this time. | 1.4344 | 0.03271 | 442 | 300 | 92 | 50 |
208 | Ron, you misunderstood, I told you to dress kinky. | 1.4326 | 0.03156 | 423 | 277 | 109 | 37 |
209 | Harry, I thought we agreed to leave that all behind in the UK. | 1.4326 | 0.02748 | 423 | 298 | 84 | 41 |
210 | Yeah, well, you're no Kate Middleton either. | 1.4326 | 0.03386 | 430 | 297 | 80 | 53 |
211 | You could always run as a Republican. | 1.4315 | 0.03530 | 343 | 226 | 86 | 31 |
212 | C'mon, Melania, take my hand already. | 1.4313 | 0.03080 | 422 | 300 | 73 | 49 |
213 | Maybe we should keep the role playing to the confines of our kingdom, your highness. | 1.4306 | 0.03475 | 418 | 292 | 72 | 54 |
214 | When the dentist said you need a crown I really don't think this is what he meant. | 1.4306 | 0.03271 | 418 | 280 | 96 | 42 |
215 | I'm telling you Kathleen, Burning Man changes everything. | 1.4303 | 0.03247 | 416 | 277 | 99 | 40 |
216 | Did you lock the castle?" | 1.4303 | 0.03282 | 416 | 279 | 95 | 42 |
217 | Well, it does attract fewer stares than the MAGA hat... | 1.4300 | 0.03346 | 414 | 281 | 88 | 45 |
218 | Maybe next time dress down for the interview, Harry. | 1.4293 | 0.03188 | 410 | 269 | 106 | 35 |
219 | Want to know MY epiphany? The Three QUEENS of Orient stayed home, took care of the kids, and ran their kingdoms so well no one noticed the Kings were gone, and no one ever talks about them. | 1.4286 | 0.03208 | 413 | 273 | 103 | 37 |
220 | I'm sure everyone at Burger King was laughing with you, not at you. | 1.4279 | 0.03304 | 409 | 275 | 93 | 41 |
221 | Sarah realized with dread that her Tinder date’s profile pics were not of him frugally wearing the same costume to countless Halloween parties as she had originally assumed. | 1.4279 | 0.03155 | 409 | 267 | 109 | 33 |
222 | Your fly is open, Your Majesty. | 1.4279 | 0.03322 | 409 | 276 | 91 | 42 |
223 | I said I wanted you to be more KINKy. | 1.4278 | 0.03292 | 395 | 262 | 97 | 36 |
224 | It looked better in the catalogue. | 1.4268 | 0.03264 | 403 | 268 | 98 | 37 |
225 | Used to be a Crown could at least get you a beer. | 1.4268 | 0.03147 | 396 | 256 | 111 | 29 |
226 | I thought the interview went well, but I didn't see the sword-in-the-stone thing coming. | 1.4261 | 0.03375 | 406 | 277 | 85 | 44 |
227 | We are royally lost | 1.4257 | 0.02670 | 397 | 273 | 94 | 30 |
228 | Step back from royal duties, earn your own money, live an ordinary life. Sure, easy for you to say. | 1.4253 | 0.03349 | 395 | 266 | 90 | 39 |
229 | Honestly Harry, I said worst-case Scenario... not Ontario. | 1.4246 | 0.03368 | 398 | 270 | 87 | 41 |
230 | It’s better than wearing a MAGA hat, Harold. I’ll grant you that. | 1.4245 | 0.03337 | 384 | 256 | 93 | 35 |
231 | I'm starting to rethink the whole 'dress for the job you want' advice. | 1.4239 | 0.03335 | 394 | 265 | 91 | 38 |
232 | I'm sorry you thought Macbeth was going to be the hero. | 1.4231 | 0.03239 | 390 | 257 | 101 | 32 |
233 | Your kingdom for a horse, I know. But a cab would only be about ten bucks. | 1.4225 | 0.03020 | 374 | 254 | 90 | 30 |
234 | Ok, ok, you're NOT a royal pain in the ass. | 1.4224 | 0.03262 | 393 | 261 | 98 | 34 |
235 | I told you we still needed a reservation. | 1.4223 | 0.02234 | 386 | 273 | 87 | 26 |
236 | I hate visiting your mother. | 1.4220 | 0.03313 | 391 | 262 | 93 | 36 |
237 | It’s just so embarrassing when you order the Happy Birthday meal. | 1.4219 | 0.03336 | 384 | 257 | 92 | 35 |
238 | At least you're not just a regular pain in the ass. | 1.4219 | 0.03553 | 384 | 268 | 70 | 46 |
239 | Yes, a man’s home is his castle, but we’re outside now. | 1.4215 | 0.00913 | 382 | 278 | 86 | 18 |
240 | Okay, so now we clear on this -- no one died and made you king. | 1.4215 | 0.03286 | 382 | 253 | 97 | 32 |
241 | No Fred. You read it wrong. I said I was looking for a man who offers loyalty. | 1.4212 | 0.03397 | 387 | 263 | 85 | 39 |
242 | Dress for the job you want, not the job that you have” ...you might be aiming a little high | 1.4204 | 0.00261 | 383 | 289 | 80 | 14 |
243 | Yes it's only King for a day. | 1.4204 | 0.03462 | 383 | 263 | 79 | 41 |
244 | It's not a phase, mom. | 1.4198 | 0.03356 | 374 | 250 | 91 | 33 |
245 | Just let it go Harry | 1.4191 | 0.01375 | 377 | 274 | 83 | 20 |
246 | I miss the carriage. | 1.4191 | 0.03357 | 377 | 253 | 90 | 34 |
247 | I think the dog genuflected, Henry - I really do. | 1.4191 | 0.03336 | 377 | 252 | 92 | 33 |
248 | I just think you could come up with a better pickup line than, 'How'd you like to get royally screwed?' | 1.4187 | 0.03433 | 375 | 255 | 83 | 37 |
249 | I know it's more you, but President's just wear a hat, Donald. | 1.4187 | 0.00267 | 375 | 290 | 61 | 24 |
250 | You can wear whatever you want, but I'm not calling you that. | 1.4182 | 0.02093 | 373 | 267 | 82 | 24 |
251 | Just try to blend in. | 1.4182 | 0.02075 | 373 | 269 | 79 | 25 |
252 | Don't be bitter Harold. I told you that the "Happy Meal" didn't include a scepter. | 1.4182 | 0.00268 | 373 | 296 | 62 | 15 |
253 | Next time just make a reservation. | 1.4164 | 0.03521 | 365 | 251 | 76 | 38 |
254 | It was then that Daryl realized that the "Prince Harry Replacement Auditions" email may indeed have been spam. | 1.4151 | 0.03478 | 371 | 255 | 78 | 38 |
255 | This neighborhood would be so colorless without you. | 1.4139 | 0.01400 | 360 | 270 | 67 | 23 |
256 | Your dad still has to get reelected, Eric | 1.4139 | 0.03620 | 360 | 252 | 67 | 41 |
257 | What you are going through is common. | 1.4139 | 0.03467 | 360 | 245 | 81 | 34 |
258 | I'm sure they noticed, but it's New York. | 1.4139 | 0.03200 | 360 | 246 | 84 | 30 |
259 | My kingdom for a taxi. | 1.4137 | 0.03498 | 365 | 251 | 77 | 37 |
260 | Look, for the 100th time, I’m sorry I called you a royal pain in the ass. | 1.4137 | 0.03454 | 365 | 249 | 81 | 35 |
261 | Look, I know that you said "Vacation", but "Abdication" is what they heard. | 1.4137 | 0.03366 | 365 | 245 | 89 | 31 |
262 | They texted about returning the crown again. | 1.4129 | 0.03356 | 356 | 237 | 91 | 28 |
263 | The name "White Castle" is wildly misleading. | 1.4129 | 0.03332 | 356 | 236 | 93 | 27 |
264 | I told you going as Prince Andrew was a bad idea. | 1.4126 | 0.03533 | 366 | 254 | 73 | 39 |
265 | 2040, Toronto. Meghan and Harry rethink their decision. | 1.4119 | 0.03184 | 352 | 252 | 65 | 35 |
266 | Naw, let's just go to Burger King again. | 1.4119 | 0.00284 | 352 | 281 | 53 | 18 |
267 | You left the seat of your throne up again. | 1.4114 | 0.03490 | 350 | 238 | 80 | 32 |
268 | Look, wear what you want - just stop greeting passers-by as "Loyal Subject." | 1.4109 | 0.03359 | 348 | 231 | 91 | 26 |
269 | A gentleman, king or not, walks on the outside. | 1.4109 | 0.03456 | 348 | 235 | 83 | 30 |
270 | You’re taking your AncestryDNA results a little too seriously, honey. | 1.4109 | 0.03504 | 348 | 237 | 79 | 32 |
271 | Dale, you gave me ONE orgasm. | 1.4108 | 0.03627 | 353 | 247 | 67 | 39 |
272 | We still have Sussex | 1.4092 | 0.01868 | 347 | 249 | 80 | 18 |
273 | The only thing sillier than your crown would be a man wearing a beret. | 1.4092 | 0.01381 | 347 | 262 | 63 | 22 |
274 | Why not - it works for Trump | 1.4087 | 0.03402 | 345 | 231 | 87 | 27 |
275 | Sorry, Susan, it's too late to change out of my royal garments now- just act natural and hope we make it to the bakery unnoticed! | 1.4087 | 0.00290 | 345 | 276 | 61 | 8 |
276 | An Uber, an Uber, my kingdom for an Uber... | 1.4076 | 0.03672 | 341 | 239 | 65 | 37 |
277 | I’m beginning to think that you’re not a real king. | 1.4076 | 0.03696 | 341 | 240 | 63 | 38 |
278 | I said bring your rain coat, not reign coat. | 1.4070 | 0.03332 | 344 | 228 | 92 | 24 |
279 | So, how was your burger? | 1.4065 | 0.03607 | 337 | 233 | 71 | 33 |
280 | Meghan, I'm not quite ready to give up all the trappings of royalty" | 1.4065 | 0.03558 | 337 | 231 | 75 | 31 |
281 | Are the free burgers really worth it? | 1.4065 | 0.03643 | 337 | 242 | 56 | 39 |
282 | Why dress for success when you can dress for entitlement? | 1.4060 | 0.03496 | 335 | 232 | 72 | 31 |
283 | I'd rather not speculate. "Up yours" could mean many things, your majesty. | 1.4060 | 0.00299 | 335 | 258 | 60 | 17 |
284 | Move to Canada she said, you're going to love it here, she said. | 1.4054 | 0.03485 | 333 | 225 | 81 | 27 |
285 | Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some buy greatness on ebay | 1.4054 | 0.03612 | 333 | 230 | 71 | 32 |
286 | It looks less regal with the khakis. | 1.4053 | 0.03598 | 338 | 234 | 71 | 33 |
287 | OK now THINK....where was the last place you remember using your sceptre? | 1.4048 | 0.03577 | 331 | 227 | 74 | 30 |
288 | I said to dress for rain not reign. | 1.4042 | 0.03702 | 334 | 235 | 63 | 36 |
289 | No Bill, I don’t think Prince Harry giving up his title means there’s a vacancy. | 1.4036 | 0.03331 | 332 | 219 | 92 | 21 |
290 | I sort of miss the paparazzi | 1.4024 | 0.03493 | 328 | 222 | 80 | 26 |
291 | Yes, Dick, I’ve been married twice before. But that doesn’t actually make you Richard III. | 1.4024 | 0.03650 | 328 | 228 | 68 | 32 |
292 | I just don't think that is what your dentist meant when he said you needed a crown, Arthur. | 1.4018 | 0.03561 | 326 | 223 | 75 | 28 |
293 | Most of my dates have been with Jacks. | 1.4018 | 0.02904 | 326 | 233 | 68 | 25 |
294 | Are you sure the invitation said royal attire? | 1.4018 | 0.02577 | 326 | 236 | 67 | 23 |
295 | For God's sake Donald, it's been 5 years! Just accept it, you lost the 2020 election. | 1.4018 | 0.03792 | 326 | 232 | 57 | 37 |
296 | You didn't abdicate, Phil. You were evicted. | 1.4018 | 0.03000 | 326 | 221 | 86 | 19 |
297 | For your next crown, maybe try a different dentist. | 1.4012 | 0.03655 | 324 | 225 | 68 | 31 |
298 | So who died and made you king? | 1.4006 | 0.03340 | 322 | 222 | 75 | 25 |
299 | Harry, for the last time, you can move more than one square at a time. | 1.4006 | 0.03750 | 322 | 227 | 61 | 34 |
300 | You're taking your genealogy results too far dear. | 1.4000 | 0.03607 | 320 | 220 | 72 | 28 |
301 | It’s good to get out of the castle. Your mother is driving me nuts. | 1.4000 | 0.02359 | 320 | 232 | 68 | 20 |
302 | I still think the orange make up and hair would have made the outfit. | 1.4000 | 0.03552 | 320 | 218 | 76 | 26 |
303 | For heaven's sake, we're ALL descended from William the Conqueror | 1.4000 | 0.03580 | 320 | 219 | 74 | 27 |
304 | This is the last time I take you to Burger King | 1.3994 | 0.03704 | 318 | 222 | 65 | 31 |
305 | I understand the crown and the cape, but why did you use your third wish to expunge all color from the rest of the world? | 1.3994 | 0.03809 | 318 | 226 | 57 | 35 |
306 | Good God, Harry. What have we done? | 1.3981 | 0.03570 | 314 | 219 | 67 | 28 |
307 | I don't care what you wear, I am not walking 2 steps behind you. | 1.3981 | 0.03654 | 314 | 217 | 69 | 28 |
308 | They only laughed because you have the damn thing on backwards, Louis! | 1.3981 | 0.03626 | 314 | 216 | 71 | 27 |
309 | I'm not embarrassed for you, I'm embarrassed with you | 1.3974 | 0.03347 | 312 | 220 | 66 | 26 |
310 | No, they fired you because you're a royal pain in the ass. | 1.3974 | 0.03585 | 312 | 213 | 74 | 25 |
311 | I don't care if you got them from the White House gift shop; I still think they're in poor taste. | 1.3974 | 0.03781 | 312 | 220 | 60 | 32 |
312 | I'd go with "sire" over "excellency", but for the gender-neutrality thing. | 1.3968 | 0.03687 | 310 | 215 | 67 | 28 |
313 | You can't just walk out. You know they'll want the crown back, at least. | 1.3954 | 0.03633 | 306 | 210 | 71 | 25 |
314 | It's going to be hard for us to assimilate if you keep this up, Harry. | 1.3954 | 0.03777 | 306 | 215 | 61 | 30 |
315 | Remind me again why we gave it all up and moved to Canada? | 1.3947 | 0.02368 | 304 | 221 | 65 | 18 |
316 | Mitch I won’t let the President see you wearing his crown | 1.3947 | 0.03649 | 304 | 209 | 70 | 25 |
317 | Canada isn't working. Do you think she'll take us back? | 1.3947 | 0.03737 | 304 | 212 | 64 | 28 |
318 | I miss hiding from photographers. | 1.3947 | 0.03879 | 304 | 217 | 54 | 33 |
319 | I couldn’t possibly outlive her...could I, Camilla? | 1.3934 | 0.03727 | 305 | 213 | 64 | 28 |
320 | Do you at least remember where you parked the carriage? | 1.3929 | 0.03276 | 308 | 201 | 93 | 14 |
321 | I'm just saying, you'd think a king would have money for cab fare. | 1.3920 | 0.03790 | 301 | 212 | 60 | 29 |
322 | We get it Don, you’re the mattress king of New York... | 1.3920 | 0.00333 | 301 | 231 | 56 | 14 |
323 | I'm really sick of you making that serf & turf joke every time we eat out. And saying "quench me, wench," to the waitress every time your glass is empty, really? And whispering to the maitre d' "I've defiled your throne," after you use the bathroom? | 1.3913 | 0.00335 | 299 | 241 | 46 | 12 |
324 | I do miss the bowing and scraping. | 1.3913 | 0.03658 | 299 | 211 | 61 | 27 |
325 | You've been watching way too much BBC. | 1.3913 | 0.02642 | 299 | 215 | 66 | 18 |
326 | I guess I didn't think the "for poorer" part applied to royalty. | 1.3907 | 0.03508 | 302 | 204 | 78 | 20 |
327 | Megan and Harry begin the denial phase. | 1.3907 | 0.03809 | 302 | 214 | 58 | 30 |
328 | On the way back, I'm calling the Royal Uber. | 1.3898 | 0.00340 | 295 | 232 | 55 | 8 |
329 | I miss divine right. | 1.3893 | 0.03726 | 298 | 208 | 64 | 26 |
330 | We’re royally lost aren’t we? | 1.3891 | 0.03580 | 293 | 199 | 74 | 20 |
331 | Dressed for Sussex | 1.3883 | 0.03757 | 291 | 203 | 63 | 25 |
332 | It’s all your mother’s fault, ya know. She treated you like a freakin’ Little Prince. | 1.3878 | 0.03603 | 294 | 201 | 72 | 21 |
333 | I know the expression, but I'm only giving you half a day. | 1.3878 | 0.00341 | 294 | 222 | 65 | 7 |
334 | I'm telling you, there's not "an opening" at Buckingham Palace. | 1.3868 | 0.03856 | 287 | 203 | 57 | 27 |
335 | But Harry, the U.S. already has a king. | 1.3868 | 0.03981 | 287 | 207 | 49 | 31 |
336 | Who’s going to tell Donald that’s the wrong hat for President’s Day? | 1.3868 | 0.04041 | 287 | 209 | 45 | 33 |
337 | I thought 'Let them eat cake' was a funny way to order dessert too. | 1.3862 | 0.03827 | 290 | 205 | 58 | 27 |
338 | I am sure my gran will let us move back | 1.3860 | 0.03875 | 285 | 202 | 56 | 27 |
339 | Mr. Trump, your play date with Putin is tomorrow, not today. | 1.3852 | 0.03958 | 283 | 203 | 51 | 29 |
340 | Why do you always have to be so high and mighty? | 1.3852 | 0.03763 | 283 | 197 | 63 | 23 |
341 | No, Ralph, the maître d' was being sarcastic when he called you 'Your Highness.' | 1.3852 | 0.03763 | 283 | 197 | 63 | 23 |
342 | I just assume you were lying on your profile. | 1.3852 | 0.03593 | 283 | 192 | 73 | 18 |
343 | Dear, some say you're ambivalent about abdicating. | 1.3852 | 0.03662 | 283 | 194 | 69 | 20 |
344 | Living in England, John was always prepared for unexpected reign. | 1.3852 | 0.02095 | 283 | 213 | 53 | 17 |
345 | My therapist insists I have superiority issues. She can't be more wrong. | 1.3843 | 0.01533 | 281 | 209 | 60 | 12 |
346 | I'm sure it went fine. First job interviews can be tricky. | 1.3843 | 0.03679 | 281 | 193 | 68 | 20 |
347 | Before we moved to Canada, I never thought I'd miss the paparazzi. | 1.3843 | 0.03662 | 281 | 210 | 41 | 30 |
348 | You were on the throne a long time this morning. | 1.3843 | 0.04041 | 281 | 204 | 46 | 31 |
349 | Meagan and Harry just walked away. | 1.3843 | 0.00357 | 281 | 210 | 62 | 9 |
350 | I still refuse to be the Dairy Queen. | 1.3843 | 0.03815 | 281 | 197 | 60 | 24 |
351 | For the last time, honey, Prince Harry's spot isn't 'up for grabs.' | 1.3843 | 0.03848 | 281 | 198 | 58 | 25 |
352 | I wear it for the perks. I’ve abdicated the responsibilities. | 1.3838 | 0.03617 | 284 | 194 | 71 | 19 |
353 | No, we're in Queens. | 1.3821 | 0.03855 | 280 | 198 | 57 | 25 |
354 | Are you sure this is what the dentist said? | 1.3818 | 0.03973 | 275 | 197 | 51 | 27 |
355 | Charles, she's 93. It's gonna be your turn...someday. | 1.3818 | 0.03837 | 275 | 193 | 59 | 23 |
356 | Bottom line, Norm, you're still a pharmacist. | 1.3818 | 0.03454 | 275 | 195 | 60 | 20 |
357 | ‘ I can’t believe you kept the crown and not the carriage.’ | 1.3810 | 0.03820 | 273 | 191 | 60 | 22 |
358 | Looks like Harry's having second thoughts. | 1.3810 | 0.03856 | 273 | 192 | 58 | 23 |
359 | Can we quit slumming and go back to royal duties? | 1.3810 | 0.03584 | 273 | 197 | 53 | 23 |
360 | Would it topple you to ask for directions?” | 1.3810 | 0.03749 | 273 | 189 | 64 | 20 |
361 | I know your dentist said you needed a crown | 1.3810 | 0.03658 | 273 | 194 | 57 | 22 |
362 | And just like that, Harry and Meghan were out on the street. | 1.3808 | 0.03910 | 281 | 201 | 53 | 27 |
363 | They are your subjects. You are their sovereign. It’s okay to ask for directions. | 1.3804 | 0.03649 | 276 | 189 | 69 | 18 |
364 | Harry, you made a choice..it's time to let it go already | 1.3804 | 0.03649 | 276 | 189 | 69 | 18 |
365 | Well, it was a good run. I particularly enjoyed being corrupted absolutely. | 1.3801 | 0.03804 | 271 | 189 | 61 | 21 |
366 | I think you’re taking the advice to dress for the job you want a little too far. | 1.3801 | 0.03731 | 271 | 187 | 65 | 19 |
367 | Why won't people treat me like an ordinary man? | 1.3801 | 0.03945 | 271 | 193 | 53 | 25 |
368 | For God’s sake, Harry. This is Canada. | 1.3797 | 0.03962 | 266 | 189 | 53 | 24 |
369 | Oh for goodness sake Harry - let it go already. | 1.3792 | 0.03858 | 269 | 189 | 58 | 22 |
370 | No, I will not walk behind you. | 1.3787 | 0.03967 | 272 | 195 | 51 | 26 |
371 | I'm sure glad you got over that Jesus complex,Larry. | 1.3783 | 0.03841 | 267 | 187 | 59 | 21 |
372 | So do you really think that get up is going to get us front row seats to Hamilton ? | 1.3783 | 0.03692 | 267 | 183 | 67 | 17 |
373 | Oh, so I'm your jester? | 1.3783 | 0.01942 | 267 | 198 | 57 | 12 |
374 | I think you need a new therapist. This empowerment thing isn't working | 1.3783 | 0.03767 | 267 | 185 | 63 | 19 |
375 | Tough luck Charles, the doctor predicts another speedy recovery for Her Royal Highness. | 1.3783 | 0.04090 | 267 | 194 | 45 | 28 |
376 | A narcissist sees others in black and white and himself in color | 1.3779 | 0.03778 | 262 | 181 | 63 | 18 |
377 | I told you we should’ve just made a reservation. | 1.3774 | 0.02080 | 265 | 199 | 52 | 14 |
378 | It's not you, it's the royal we. | 1.3770 | 0.05051 | 183 | 135 | 27 | 21 |
379 | Ok Harry, it was my idea, but you went along. | 1.3764 | 0.03917 | 263 | 186 | 55 | 22 |
380 | It's like saying if you wore a wavy yellow wig and spoke like a buffoon, you can be the president. | 1.3764 | 0.03766 | 263 | 192 | 47 | 24 |
381 | I finally came out. I identify as royal now. | 1.3764 | 0.03589 | 263 | 190 | 52 | 21 |
382 | Well, they do already have a king. But chin up, Harry. Maybe you'll have better luck at McDonald's or Wendy's. | 1.3764 | 0.03568 | 263 | 177 | 73 | 13 |
383 | Dear, Must you dress for success ALL of the time? | 1.3755 | 0.03900 | 261 | 184 | 56 | 21 |
384 | Susan vowed to delete Tinder off her phone as soon as she got home. | 1.3755 | 0.04261 | 261 | 194 | 36 | 31 |
385 | C’mon Harry. No regrets | 1.3755 | 0.03823 | 261 | 182 | 60 | 19 |
386 | You're not helping your campaign, Donald | 1.3755 | 0.04084 | 261 | 189 | 46 | 26 |
387 | Canada sucks. | 1.3745 | 0.03995 | 259 | 185 | 51 | 23 |
388 | Thanks, Tom. No one is even going to notice my pimple. | 1.3745 | 0.03958 | 259 | 184 | 53 | 22 |
389 | Trust me. This is the best way to tour the castle without waiting in line! | 1.3745 | 0.03764 | 259 | 179 | 63 | 17 |
390 | I'm telling you, people only see the village idiot. | 1.3745 | 0.03764 | 259 | 179 | 63 | 17 |
391 | Let me guess, Henry. Am I your third wife? Fifth? | 1.3745 | 0.03275 | 259 | 200 | 34 | 25 |
392 | Meghan and Harry struggle to find affordable housing in LA. | 1.3745 | 0.04070 | 259 | 187 | 47 | 25 |
393 | Doesn't it feel great to finally be anonymous? | 1.3745 | 0.03804 | 259 | 180 | 61 | 18 |
394 | Don't worry Sweetie. I hear there's an opening in Sussex. | 1.3745 | 0.03968 | 251 | 177 | 54 | 20 |
395 | Toronto, 2039. Prince Harry and Meghan walk to the grocery store. | 1.3741 | 0.03733 | 270 | 188 | 63 | 19 |
396 | Don't worry, there's always Canada. | 1.3740 | 0.03734 | 262 | 181 | 64 | 17 |
397 | So, ah, my palace or yours? | 1.3735 | 0.03763 | 257 | 180 | 59 | 18 |
398 | Just because you’re dressed like King George III doesn’t mean you can get Hamilton tickets | 1.3735 | 0.04054 | 257 | 185 | 48 | 24 |
399 | I'm sorry they would not let you take your license photo with the crown. That's gotta hurt. | 1.3735 | 0.00390 | 257 | 206 | 46 | 5 |
400 | I've never felt more invisible. | 1.3735 | 0.00966 | 257 | 199 | 46 | 12 |
401 | I told you,no one cares you're a super delegate. | 1.3735 | 0.04129 | 257 | 187 | 44 | 26 |
402 | We can reconsider, Harry | 1.3735 | 0.03424 | 257 | 187 | 51 | 19 |
403 | Well I’m happy. Once a knight was not enough. | 1.3735 | 0.04092 | 257 | 186 | 46 | 25 |
404 | Looks like reign. | 1.3735 | 0.04054 | 257 | 185 | 48 | 24 |
405 | Take off that silly hat; do you want people to think you are Donald Trump? | 1.3735 | 0.04238 | 257 | 190 | 38 | 29 |
406 | Some of the glimmer is gone when your last name is Kong. | 1.3735 | 0.03979 | 257 | 183 | 52 | 22 |
407 | You’re right, sweetheart. I have been acting like a tyrant. | 1.3735 | 0.03979 | 257 | 183 | 52 | 22 |
408 | If we move here permanently, your mom wants the crown back. | 1.3711 | 0.03948 | 256 | 182 | 53 | 21 |
409 | You've made your point: I shouldn't have called you a royal pain. | 1.3711 | 0.03909 | 256 | 181 | 55 | 20 |
410 | ...sso what are your next two wishes? | 1.3711 | 0.03909 | 256 | 181 | 55 | 20 |
411 | Megxit was your idea. You should have known that the bling has to go. | 1.3711 | 0.03830 | 256 | 179 | 59 | 18 |
412 | Look George, when I said we were going shopping for thrones, I meant toilets. | 1.3711 | 0.03749 | 256 | 177 | 63 | 16 |
413 | My mother thought I was special too. | 1.3711 | 0.03749 | 256 | 177 | 63 | 16 |
414 | I told you we should not have gone to Burger King. | 1.3711 | 0.00391 | 256 | 215 | 34 | 7 |
415 | I am wearing clothes right? | 1.3711 | 0.03830 | 256 | 179 | 59 | 18 |
416 | You're defeating the purpose, Harry. | 1.3711 | 0.03830 | 256 | 179 | 59 | 18 |
417 | Next time, just tell the dentist you want your TEETH crowned. | 1.3701 | 0.03929 | 254 | 180 | 54 | 20 |
418 | We'll have to give up the moat to afford this neighborhood. | 1.3696 | 0.03778 | 257 | 179 | 61 | 17 |
419 | Harry and Meghan roam the streets of Vancouver hoping someone will finally recognise them. | 1.3690 | 0.04183 | 252 | 185 | 41 | 26 |
420 | This seems like an overreaction to Brexit | 1.3690 | 0.03786 | 252 | 175 | 61 | 16 |
421 | Who knew the position was already taken? Maybe you can be the Chicken King. | 1.3682 | 0.04389 | 239 | 178 | 34 | 27 |
422 | Do you think anyone suspected I was the undercover boss? | 1.3680 | 0.00401 | 250 | 197 | 42 | 11 |
423 | Nobody wants to talk about the emperor with sensible clothes. | 1.3680 | 0.03889 | 250 | 176 | 56 | 18 |
424 | No, you're just a royal pain. | 1.3680 | 0.03805 | 250 | 174 | 60 | 16 |
425 | Did his Majesty remember the mortgage payment? | 1.3680 | 0.04011 | 250 | 179 | 50 | 21 |
426 | I thought the crown came with a closer parking spot. | 1.3680 | 0.03805 | 250 | 174 | 60 | 16 |
427 | I told you we wouldn't get in without a reservation. | 1.3680 | 0.00401 | 250 | 196 | 50 | 4 |
428 | Laundry day, huh? | 1.3680 | 0.04011 | 250 | 179 | 50 | 21 |
429 | So, tell me again, why exactly are you off the meds? | 1.3676 | 0.04016 | 253 | 182 | 49 | 22 |
430 | Well, that was one hell of a salesmen. | 1.3669 | 0.03782 | 248 | 172 | 61 | 15 |
431 | Your neck hurts because heavy is the head that wears the crown. | 1.3664 | 0.04003 | 232 | 163 | 53 | 16 |
432 | Get ready to grovel, he's coming around the corner. | 1.3659 | 0.04013 | 246 | 176 | 50 | 20 |
433 | So you ARE a Nigerian prince | 1.3659 | 0.03887 | 246 | 173 | 56 | 17 |
434 | Feels good to finally just be normal doesn't it, Meghan.? | 1.3659 | 0.04013 | 246 | 176 | 50 | 20 |
435 | One more block, nobody notices, you take the damn thing off! | 1.3659 | 0.02343 | 246 | 184 | 50 | 12 |
436 | Attracts less attention than a MAGA hat. | 1.3659 | 0.04135 | 246 | 179 | 44 | 23 |
437 | When I said 'You can be a royal pain,' I wasn't giving you permission. | 1.3659 | 0.03887 | 246 | 173 | 56 | 17 |
438 | . . . but it’s not a whopper if you believe it, Melania. | 1.3659 | 0.04135 | 246 | 179 | 44 | 23 |
439 | My last date was with a naked Emperor, but at least he had a car. | 1.3655 | 0.04059 | 249 | 180 | 47 | 22 |
440 | And when my dad brings up Democratic Socialism please don’t threaten to behead him. | 1.3648 | 0.04118 | 244 | 177 | 45 | 22 |
441 | The event did say business casual. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
442 | Of all the places in the Monarchy, you picked Canada? | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
443 | You are no big deal without a moat. There is one day delivery on that stuff. | 1.3648 | 0.01050 | 244 | 200 | 27 | 17 |
444 | Do you think that anyone will recognize us here in Vancouver? | 1.3648 | 0.03776 | 244 | 169 | 61 | 14 |
445 | It is a thing. White privilege IS a thing. | 1.3648 | 0.03993 | 244 | 174 | 51 | 19 |
446 | Roger went out for the evening dressed for a little reign. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
447 | Honey, abdication includes the wardrobe." | 1.3648 | 0.03820 | 244 | 170 | 59 | 15 |
448 | Maybe you'd have more friends if you weren't such a royal pain in the ass. | 1.3648 | 0.03195 | 244 | 172 | 61 | 11 |
449 | Need a laugh? Around the corner, ask him "Who made YOU King?" | 1.3648 | 0.04118 | 244 | 177 | 45 | 22 |
450 | You really are a royal pain in the ass. | 1.3644 | 0.04121 | 247 | 180 | 44 | 23 |
451 | We should probably learn the words to "O Canada." | 1.3644 | 0.04121 | 247 | 180 | 44 | 23 |
452 | And you think I'm the diva. | 1.3640 | 0.03963 | 239 | 169 | 53 | 17 |
453 | 'This is a bad idea, Will. They take July 4th very seriously around here.' | 1.3636 | 0.04015 | 242 | 173 | 50 | 19 |
454 | All right, have it your way. | 1.3636 | 0.04015 | 242 | 173 | 50 | 19 |
455 | Who do you think you are, the President? | 1.3636 | 0.04141 | 242 | 176 | 44 | 22 |
456 | 'Just don't let on who you are.' | 1.3636 | 0.04141 | 242 | 176 | 44 | 22 |
457 | You seem royally pissed. | 1.3636 | 0.04015 | 242 | 173 | 50 | 19 |
458 | John, that's not what I meant when I said to dress for the job you want. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
459 | Richard, please stop saying "My kingdom for a Lyft!" | 1.3625 | 0.03949 | 240 | 170 | 53 | 17 |
460 | I don't think its the same when all of your followers are online. | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
461 | How fancy IS this restaurant? | 1.3625 | 0.03273 | 240 | 176 | 49 | 15 |
462 | I still don't think we're going to get in without a reservation. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
463 | Taking early retirement was a mistake. | 1.3625 | 0.03905 | 240 | 169 | 55 | 16 |
464 | I believe the entrance to the Republican Convention is right around this corner. | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
465 | Come on, Harry. Get over it! | 1.3625 | 0.04247 | 240 | 177 | 39 | 24 |
466 | Look, at least you got to keep the crown. | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
467 | Don't think they bought it, dear. Maybe next time just make a reservation. | 1.3625 | 0.03579 | 240 | 162 | 69 | 9 |
468 | Don't you think you might be out of your realm? | 1.3625 | 0.03627 | 240 | 163 | 67 | 10 |
469 | So what happens if you order the double whopper? | 1.3625 | 0.00418 | 240 | 193 | 34 | 13 |
470 | So, what do you do for a living? | 1.3625 | 0.03769 | 240 | 171 | 53 | 16 |
471 | It feels like the promotion to regional manager is starting to go to your head, Clark. | 1.3625 | 0.03860 | 240 | 168 | 57 | 15 |
472 | I can't believe they wouldn't give you a free burger. Why didn't you tell them who you are? | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
473 | Get over it, Harry. This is Canada. | 1.3625 | 0.04058 | 240 | 175 | 44 | 21 |
474 | Maybe we can't run away and blend in. | 1.3625 | 0.03860 | 240 | 168 | 57 | 15 |
475 | Thanks for putting on your clothes. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
476 | It's just not the same without the absolute power. | 1.3621 | 0.03782 | 243 | 169 | 60 | 14 |
477 | You really were expecting the royal treatment, weren't you? | 1.3613 | 0.03788 | 238 | 165 | 60 | 13 |
478 | Well, you do look a little silly continuing to wear the clothes, Harry | 1.3613 | 0.03880 | 238 | 167 | 56 | 15 |
479 | King takes Queen. | 1.3613 | 0.01832 | 238 | 179 | 50 | 9 |
480 | Real kings don’t leave the toilet seat up! | 1.3613 | 0.03788 | 238 | 165 | 60 | 13 |
481 | Harry, this is Canada! What did you think would happen? | 1.3613 | 0.04059 | 238 | 171 | 48 | 19 |
482 | I just think a bigger entourage couldn't hurt. | 1.3613 | 0.03232 | 238 | 174 | 50 | 14 |
483 | I don’t care how many shares of Burger King we bought — you can’t just walk in there like you own the place. | 1.3613 | 0.04059 | 238 | 171 | 48 | 19 |
484 | So, you're on a playing card? | 1.3613 | 0.03880 | 238 | 167 | 56 | 15 |
485 | You still have less delusion of grandeur than most people in LA | 1.3613 | 0.04272 | 238 | 176 | 38 | 24 |
486 | You knew that Burger King deal wouldn't last forever, didn't you? | 1.3613 | 0.04145 | 238 | 173 | 44 | 21 |
487 | Five years later, Harry and Meghan realize that living a normal life isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3613 | 0.02059 | 238 | 179 | 49 | 10 |
488 | No one mentioned my new clothes. | 1.3613 | 0.04059 | 238 | 171 | 48 | 19 |
489 | I'm sorry the ancestry test wasn't what you hoped. | 1.3613 | 0.03971 | 238 | 169 | 52 | 17 |
490 | I've got a feeling we're not in Camelot anymore. | 1.3610 | 0.03847 | 241 | 169 | 57 | 15 |
491 | Who died and made you King? Oh right, your father. | 1.3609 | 0.03291 | 230 | 169 | 47 | 14 |
492 | I told you that wouldn't help us get a table. | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
493 | Yeah, the job I want isn't hiring either. | 1.3602 | 0.02923 | 236 | 175 | 48 | 13 |
494 | SO WE GAVE UP A "CASTLE" FOR THIS? | 1.3602 | 0.03947 | 236 | 167 | 53 | 16 |
495 | Of course they recognize you! They're just too embarrassed to say anything Donald. | 1.3602 | 0.02765 | 236 | 180 | 41 | 15 |
496 | Well, maybe you could run for president | 1.3602 | 0.03947 | 236 | 167 | 53 | 16 |
497 | Just keep walking. His reign ended last Thursday. | 1.3602 | 0.03854 | 236 | 165 | 57 | 14 |
498 | You might change your mind about wanting to live in the 'real world' once you see what its like. | 1.3602 | 0.04254 | 236 | 174 | 39 | 23 |
499 | Harry, it's been a couple of months now, I think it's time to let go" | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
500 | I'm worried you're taking you're royalties payments a little too literally | 1.3602 | 0.03638 | 236 | 178 | 38 | 20 |
501 | What should we do with all of those HRH embroidered towels? | 1.3602 | 0.03381 | 236 | 168 | 56 | 12 |
502 | I just don't get why you would assume Regal Cinema had a dress code. | 1.3602 | 0.03854 | 236 | 165 | 57 | 14 |
503 | Harry, I get the feeling you are starting to regret our decision. | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 236 | 168 | 51 | 17 |
504 | I'm just not sure 'Prom King' is a lifetime appointment. | 1.3602 | 0.03901 | 236 | 166 | 55 | 15 |
505 | When I said, "I want to be Queen for a day" this isn't what I imagined. | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
506 | Your 'kingdom for a horse' deal is not looking so great now, huh? | 1.3602 | 0.03947 | 236 | 167 | 53 | 16 |
507 | A real king would protect me by walking on the street side. | 1.3602 | 0.03854 | 236 | 165 | 57 | 14 |
508 | I can't believe I've been banned from McDonald's! | 1.3602 | 0.04254 | 236 | 174 | 39 | 23 |
509 | No one is going to take me seriously when you're not wearing your costume, Sharon. | 1.3602 | 0.03901 | 236 | 166 | 55 | 15 |
510 | I don't think France is the place for that outfit. | 1.3602 | 0.04081 | 236 | 170 | 47 | 19 |
511 | Harold.....this is hard to tell you....but I've been seeing a Pawn behind your back! | 1.3602 | 0.04125 | 236 | 171 | 45 | 20 |
512 | Turns out it's just OK to be the king... | 1.3598 | 0.01190 | 239 | 192 | 33 | 14 |
513 | I tell you, Harry, in Canada I''ll be known as the Duchess of Success. | 1.3598 | 0.04045 | 239 | 172 | 48 | 19 |
514 | Harry, we need to talk. It's time for you to move on. | 1.3598 | 0.03867 | 239 | 168 | 56 | 15 |
515 | When were you first elected President, Mr. Trump? | 1.3598 | 0.04131 | 239 | 174 | 44 | 21 |
516 | ...which's why you gotta dress for the job you want. | 1.3593 | 0.00434 | 231 | 184 | 37 | 10 |
517 | I think it's time we cancel BBC. | 1.3593 | 0.03860 | 231 | 161 | 57 | 13 |
518 | Some are born great, some achieve greatness - and some find a cape and a crown in a trash can. | 1.3593 | 0.01996 | 231 | 177 | 43 | 11 |
519 | This would all be so much better if your last name wasn't Kong | 1.3593 | 0.04233 | 231 | 169 | 41 | 21 |
520 | Anyone can get it in king size honey, you just need to ask... | 1.3593 | 0.03711 | 231 | 158 | 63 | 10 |
521 | Wait ‘til you see the crown jewels | 1.3593 | 0.04233 | 231 | 169 | 41 | 21 |
522 | Did you have to abdicate before dessert? | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
523 | This is not what I meant when I asked to be treated like a queen. | 1.3593 | 0.03909 | 231 | 162 | 55 | 14 |
524 | Looking for new digs, Harry and Meghan find out that “paying the rent” really is a thing. | 1.3593 | 0.03957 | 231 | 163 | 53 | 15 |
525 | I thought you said you would get voice over work, Meghan. I can't be doing the birthdays, weddings, and bar-mitzvahs circuit forever! | 1.3593 | 0.04097 | 231 | 166 | 47 | 18 |
526 | Where did we park the dragon again? | 1.3590 | 0.01859 | 234 | 185 | 35 | 14 |
527 | It's a little thing called dressing for success, Carol. | 1.3590 | 0.04014 | 234 | 167 | 50 | 17 |
528 | Sussex Royal Streetwear Collection Fall 2021 | 1.3590 | 0.03922 | 234 | 165 | 54 | 15 |
529 | You put abdicated on your resume and no one wants to hire you. | 1.3590 | 0.03922 | 234 | 165 | 54 | 15 |
530 | But it is for the whole day. | 1.3590 | 0.03779 | 234 | 162 | 60 | 12 |
531 | Honey I'm not sure that 'Make Aristocracy Great Again' is a good idea. | 1.3590 | 0.04059 | 234 | 168 | 48 | 18 |
532 | You should have worn the other tie. | 1.3586 | 0.00423 | 237 | 185 | 44 | 8 |
533 | Prince Harry and Meghan blend in effortlessly. | 1.3581 | 0.04166 | 229 | 166 | 44 | 19 |
534 | Don't lose this "Crown" audition. We have to pay $3 million back. | 1.3581 | 0.04434 | 229 | 172 | 32 | 25 |
535 | We need to talk about your superiority complex. | 1.3581 | 0.04120 | 229 | 165 | 46 | 18 |
536 | You seemed a bit different on your profile. | 1.3581 | 0.03978 | 229 | 162 | 52 | 15 |
537 | Honestly, Randolph, must you be such a royal pain in the ass. | 1.3581 | 0.04302 | 229 | 169 | 38 | 22 |
538 | You treat me like a pawn | 1.3581 | 0.03881 | 229 | 160 | 56 | 13 |
539 | I don't think they are taking applications to fill the vacancy | 1.3581 | 0.03978 | 229 | 162 | 52 | 15 |
540 | Maybe if you had more family jewels. | 1.3581 | 0.04120 | 229 | 165 | 46 | 18 |
541 | At long last, Prince Albert is let out of the can. | 1.3581 | 0.04026 | 229 | 163 | 50 | 16 |
542 | Missing England a bit, are we Harry darling? | 1.3578 | 0.04082 | 232 | 167 | 47 | 18 |
543 | I said I was giving up the thrown, NOT the crown! | 1.3578 | 0.04173 | 232 | 169 | 43 | 20 |
544 | You have to stop wearing that outfit, Harry. We're in Canada. | 1.3574 | 0.04000 | 235 | 168 | 50 | 17 |
545 | Harry. We talked about this. | 1.3568 | 0.04191 | 227 | 165 | 43 | 19 |
546 | It's New York City, no one will notice you! | 1.3565 | 0.04151 | 230 | 167 | 44 | 19 |
547 | It always feels like a competition when we have dinner with your brother. | 1.3556 | 0.03923 | 225 | 158 | 54 | 13 |
548 | It's New York, they're not going to recognize you. | 1.3556 | 0.04072 | 225 | 161 | 48 | 16 |
549 | Harry and Megan were finding it more difficult than they thought to blend into their new neighborhood. | 1.3556 | 0.04262 | 225 | 165 | 40 | 20 |
550 | I didn’t think they would tow a carriage... | 1.3556 | 0.04120 | 225 | 162 | 46 | 17 |
551 | We are not amused. | 1.3553 | 0.04082 | 228 | 164 | 47 | 17 |
552 | Let’s make our reservation under “Harry, formerly known as Prince!” | 1.3545 | 0.04134 | 220 | 158 | 46 | 16 |
553 | Next time you give away a kingdom and do not ask for a horse, I will divorce you | 1.3543 | 0.03893 | 223 | 156 | 55 | 12 |
554 | Well, I appreciate you wearing clothes today John. | 1.3543 | 0.03995 | 223 | 158 | 51 | 14 |
555 | Mr. President, you were acquitted -- leave well enough alone. | 1.3543 | 0.04192 | 223 | 162 | 43 | 18 |
556 | A horse? A horse? My kingdom for a horse? What the hell were you thinking, Richard? | 1.3529 | 0.04017 | 221 | 167 | 34 | 20 |
557 | You may think you are king of the castle at home but out here you just look like a tourist. | 1.3529 | 0.02849 | 221 | 165 | 45 | 11 |
558 | They all know you shouldn't be wearing your crown any more, Harry, but they're too polite to say so." | 1.3529 | 0.01665 | 221 | 167 | 47 | 7 |
559 | I don't care what your mother says. You married up. | 1.3529 | 0.03914 | 221 | 155 | 54 | 12 |
560 | Be honest, does it make my head look big? | 1.3529 | 0.03914 | 221 | 155 | 54 | 12 |
561 | Meghan noticed that Harry was not adjusting. | 1.3529 | 0.04017 | 221 | 157 | 50 | 14 |
562 | Come on, Harry. Montreal is not the end of the world. | 1.3529 | 0.04017 | 221 | 157 | 50 | 14 |
563 | I wouldn’t fuss otherwise , but today’s Bastille Day . | 1.3529 | 0.04217 | 221 | 161 | 42 | 18 |
564 | I thought the plan was to grab the jewels then lay low for a while. | 1.3529 | 0.04119 | 221 | 159 | 46 | 16 |
565 | ...but Harry, we came to Canada in order to live outside of the Royal spotlight | 1.3527 | 0.04318 | 224 | 166 | 37 | 21 |
566 | So -- I don't quite know why, but I'm sensing that you might be a little homesick, Harry. | 1.3524 | 0.03844 | 227 | 159 | 56 | 12 |
567 | I hear another couple from the UK has moved into town. Maybe we should look them up. | 1.3516 | 0.04143 | 219 | 158 | 45 | 16 |
568 | Why do people keep asking me for Whopper? | 1.3502 | 0.04218 | 217 | 158 | 42 | 17 |
569 | I liked you better as a toad | 1.3502 | 0.04010 | 217 | 154 | 50 | 13 |
570 | I'd lose the crown and cape if you wanted to blend in, Your Highness. | 1.3502 | 0.04218 | 217 | 158 | 42 | 17 |
571 | I know you're the king, and YOU know you're the king. Maybe the rest of Hoboken doesn't need to know you're the king. | 1.3502 | 0.04010 | 217 | 154 | 50 | 13 |
572 | Turn around now, or you're going to have to bow to some psycho. | 1.3502 | 0.04318 | 217 | 160 | 38 | 19 |
573 | Let's hail a carriage. | 1.3502 | 0.03902 | 217 | 152 | 54 | 11 |
574 | Did I remember to pull the drawbridge up? Really! Did you remember to light the dang dragon? | 1.3502 | 0.04318 | 217 | 160 | 38 | 19 |
575 | We should have fought for the Bentley and Royal Chauffeur in the abdication settlement | 1.3502 | 0.04218 | 217 | 158 | 42 | 17 |
576 | We are never going to get there on time if you keep moving one square at a time. | 1.3502 | 0.04268 | 217 | 159 | 40 | 18 |
577 | I thought we would be less conspicuous once we moved to Canada... | 1.3500 | 0.03867 | 220 | 154 | 55 | 11 |
578 | Asking him to "treat me like a queen" may have been a mistake. | 1.3500 | 0.03920 | 220 | 155 | 53 | 12 |
579 | Please stop saying “Nobless oblige” every time we come to an intersection! | 1.3488 | 0.04139 | 215 | 155 | 45 | 15 |
580 | Don’t worry there are still lots of other Burger Kings you can apply to. | 1.3488 | 0.04087 | 215 | 154 | 47 | 14 |
581 | I think you miss the paparazzi, here in Canada. | 1.3488 | 0.02752 | 215 | 168 | 33 | 14 |
582 | Are you sure this is less noticeable than a comb over? | 1.3488 | 0.04033 | 215 | 158 | 41 | 16 |
583 | Remember...this is Canada...low key. | 1.3488 | 0.04033 | 215 | 153 | 49 | 13 |
584 | When your profile said 'looking for a queen', I didn't know you meant it literally | 1.3488 | 0.04243 | 215 | 157 | 41 | 17 |
585 | First order of business as king is to get the cartoonist more crayons. | 1.3488 | 0.04243 | 215 | 157 | 41 | 17 |
586 | Remember to ask if they want fries with that. | 1.3488 | 0.04344 | 215 | 159 | 37 | 19 |
587 | Next time just be yourself. | 1.3488 | 0.03725 | 215 | 150 | 56 | 9 |
588 | I know what the DNA test said, but I don't think the royal guards will just let you in | 1.3488 | 0.04443 | 215 | 161 | 33 | 21 |
589 | Harry and Megan do Toronto | 1.3488 | 0.04139 | 215 | 155 | 45 | 15 |
590 | Well, you royally screwed that up. | 1.3488 | 0.04294 | 215 | 158 | 39 | 18 |
591 | We're in or we're out, Harry. Your grandma's not going to go for "the Royal formerly known as Prince." | 1.3488 | 0.03924 | 215 | 151 | 53 | 11 |
592 | I told you that wasn’t what he meant by expecting royalties | 1.3488 | 0.04139 | 215 | 155 | 45 | 15 |
593 | Sooo, what are you going to be tomorrow? | 1.3488 | 0.04243 | 215 | 157 | 41 | 17 |
594 | I said I wanted to marry an oligarch, not an old monarch. | 1.3488 | 0.04113 | 215 | 157 | 42 | 16 |
595 | Something tells me you didn’t really want to move to Canada, Harry. | 1.3488 | 0.04344 | 215 | 159 | 37 | 19 |
596 | Meghan... this anti-royalty thing is harder than I thought." | 1.3488 | 0.04139 | 215 | 155 | 45 | 15 |
597 | Suddenly, Karen realized how her dating profile only attracted a certain type of person | 1.3486 | 0.03942 | 218 | 154 | 52 | 12 |
598 | Act normal. Harry and Megan are around the corner | 1.3474 | 0.04269 | 213 | 156 | 40 | 17 |
599 | That's okay, honey. You won the popular vote. | 1.3472 | 0.04227 | 216 | 158 | 41 | 17 |
600 | I can't believe I scored Prince Harry's gear on Ebay." | 1.3472 | 0.04018 | 216 | 154 | 49 | 13 |
601 | I thought your dentist said the crown would be hidden. | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
602 | Don't forget I'm the Queen tomorrow. | 1.3460 | 0.04242 | 211 | 154 | 41 | 16 |
603 | But what about MY majesty? | 1.3460 | 0.04080 | 211 | 151 | 47 | 13 |
604 | The king of the castle thing doesn’t work at home, why did you think it would work on the streets of Brooklyn ? | 1.3460 | 0.04080 | 211 | 151 | 47 | 13 |
605 | Keep up, Camilla. We're already late for luncheon at Megan and Harry's. | 1.3460 | 0.04347 | 211 | 156 | 37 | 18 |
606 | I thought that the throne room was a little small, considering the rent that they are asking. | 1.3460 | 0.02995 | 211 | 159 | 41 | 11 |
607 | Surely someone will give us change for the meter. | 1.3460 | 0.02547 | 211 | 161 | 40 | 10 |
608 | I’m glad those Ancestry.com results haven’t gone to your head. | 1.3460 | 0.03852 | 211 | 157 | 39 | 15 |
609 | Years later in Canada... Harry is still having trouble adjusting and giving up the Crown. | 1.3460 | 0.04347 | 211 | 156 | 37 | 18 |
610 | Harry, I hate it when we look like tourists. | 1.3460 | 0.04189 | 211 | 153 | 43 | 15 |
611 | I've got to find a throne room fast! | 1.3445 | 0.03330 | 209 | 160 | 35 | 14 |
612 | You may have overdressed for your interview at Burger King. | 1.3445 | 0.03782 | 209 | 152 | 45 | 12 |
613 | Expat couple aimlessly searching for spotted dick. | 1.3445 | 0.01287 | 209 | 167 | 32 | 10 |
614 | Trust me, they're not looking for a replacement. | 1.3445 | 0.04103 | 209 | 150 | 46 | 13 |
615 | Harry left the royal family for Meghan. When are YOU gonna do something for me, William. | 1.3443 | 0.04278 | 212 | 156 | 39 | 17 |
616 | Now remember, no one here knows who you are or what you do. We're practically invisible! | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
617 | At least no one can see your ‘Home of the Whopper’ boxers. | 1.3418 | 0.02563 | 196 | 152 | 34 | 10 |
618 | Of course we can't get a cab - the drivers know you don't carry cash. | 1.3415 | 0.04376 | 205 | 152 | 36 | 17 |
619 | You need to wear a business suit for your next job interview. | 1.3415 | 0.04376 | 205 | 152 | 36 | 17 |
620 | Well you’re not a frog anymore, so I don’t understand why it bothers you to see frogs’ legs on the menu. It’s not like you’re related to them. Wait...is there something you need to tell me, Don? | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
621 | Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose, Harry? | 1.3399 | 0.04235 | 203 | 148 | 41 | 14 |
622 | Your new dentist certainly makes a big production of crown replacements. | 1.3399 | 0.03066 | 203 | 158 | 32 | 13 |
623 | What if this is as good as it gets! | 1.3399 | 0.04177 | 203 | 147 | 43 | 13 |
624 | Oh, Meghan, I think I bombed that job interview. They asked why I left my last job and it got all awkward. | 1.3398 | 0.04106 | 206 | 151 | 41 | 14 |
625 | Don't worry, you can still be a Royal. I'm sure the Mounties are hiring. | 1.3397 | 0.03922 | 209 | 148 | 51 | 10 |
626 | Not a single bow or curtsy, the entire day? | 1.3384 | 0.04246 | 198 | 144 | 41 | 13 |
627 | I told you no one else in Crown Heights would be wearing one. | 1.3383 | 0.02392 | 201 | 152 | 42 | 7 |
628 | But, you'll always be MY prince, Harry! | 1.3383 | 0.04319 | 201 | 148 | 38 | 15 |
629 | If a King farts, is it a Noble gas? | 1.3383 | 0.04598 | 201 | 153 | 28 | 20 |
630 | Lucky you, to live your life in Technicolor." | 1.3383 | 0.04376 | 201 | 149 | 36 | 16 |
631 | Just to the end of the block then I get it back! | 1.3383 | 0.04261 | 201 | 147 | 40 | 14 |
632 | As an adult, Prince Tuesday had to face the stark reality that not every day is a beautiful day in the neighborhood. | 1.3383 | 0.04319 | 201 | 148 | 38 | 15 |
633 | Now that Trump is king, perhaps we should just move to Canada. | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
634 | I do wish that Grandmum had hired someone to explain real life to us. | 1.3383 | 0.04261 | 201 | 147 | 40 | 14 |
635 | That dentist was not kidding when he said he would get you a better crown... | 1.3383 | 0.04143 | 201 | 145 | 44 | 12 |
636 | Harry dear, you really have to let go. | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
637 | Don't look, but Meghan and Harry are out getting coffee again.. | 1.3382 | 0.04331 | 204 | 151 | 37 | 16 |
638 | The proper response is 'Gezuntite,' not 'Off with his head.' | 1.3367 | 0.04347 | 199 | 147 | 37 | 15 |
639 | Tell me again what you're king of. | 1.3367 | 0.04347 | 199 | 147 | 37 | 15 |
640 | Oh hell...let's go back. I miss Windsor castle. | 1.3367 | 0.04228 | 199 | 145 | 41 | 13 |
641 | Well, you did ask me to make you feel like a princess. | 1.3367 | 0.03917 | 199 | 140 | 51 | 8 |
642 | Harry, are you sure you don't want to go back to London? | 1.3367 | 0.04462 | 199 | 149 | 33 | 17 |
643 | You do know 23 and Me could have made a mistake…” | 1.3367 | 0.04574 | 199 | 151 | 29 | 19 |
644 | Gotta get to work. The monarchy doesn't pay what it used to. | 1.3367 | 0.00504 | 199 | 165 | 31 | 3 |
645 | Just once, I'd love to have a Whopper without doing this whole thing... | 1.3366 | 0.04414 | 202 | 151 | 34 | 17 |
646 | This young Prince came up to me and said,"I don't want it. You can have it." | 1.3366 | 0.04301 | 202 | 149 | 38 | 15 |
647 | Would you rather I just walk around not acknowledging my privilege? | 1.3366 | 0.02434 | 205 | 158 | 38 | 9 |
648 | It made sense at the museum gift shop. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
649 | Mom always said, 'clothes make the man.' | 1.3350 | 0.04491 | 197 | 148 | 32 | 17 |
650 | The King of Queens | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
651 | You might consider yourself done with your self esteem classes. | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
652 | This is not what I meant by “I want you to make me feel like a queen” | 1.3350 | 0.04443 | 200 | 150 | 33 | 17 |
653 | So now that he's a king, you're all wearing that instead of the MAGA hat? | 1.3350 | 0.04340 | 203 | 151 | 36 | 16 |
654 | Oh Charles ... I fear this is going to get back to Mum. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
655 | I don't mind referring to our apartment as your castle, but I need to stop calling you "My Liege" in public. | 1.3333 | 0.00514 | 195 | 160 | 30 | 5 |
656 | I think Regal in this town is a movie theater. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
657 | Remember, I get to wear it when we turn here onto Queen Street. | 1.3333 | 0.04236 | 198 | 145 | 40 | 13 |
658 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see 'The King and I.'' | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
659 | I’m on good terms with my last ex-wife. It was the one before her that I had beheaded. | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
660 | No king in a democracy...who knew? | 1.3333 | 0.04296 | 198 | 146 | 38 | 14 |
661 | Melania, I believe you are supposed to walk two paces behind your king! | 1.3333 | 0.04462 | 195 | 146 | 33 | 16 |
662 | Face it, Henry. I'm taller than you. The hat doesn't fool anyone. | 1.3333 | 0.04051 | 198 | 142 | 46 | 10 |
663 | I'm hungry for a burger. Any suggestions? | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
664 | You really can be a royal pain in the arse | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
665 | I know the ad says 'You'll like the way you look'...but they never ask if your partner will. | 1.3333 | 0.00514 | 195 | 162 | 29 | 4 |
666 | Remember when the job you wanted was astronaut? | 1.3333 | 0.03987 | 198 | 141 | 48 | 9 |
667 | Too soon, Harry. Too soon. | 1.3333 | 0.04342 | 195 | 144 | 37 | 14 |
668 | Incognito, my ass! | 1.3333 | 0.03994 | 195 | 146 | 36 | 13 |
669 | Forget it, Jake, it's Queens. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 146 | 35 | 14 |
670 | King for A Day isn't what it's cracked up to be. | 1.3333 | 0.04462 | 195 | 146 | 33 | 16 |
671 | No, I will not walk ten steps behind you! | 1.3333 | 0.04462 | 195 | 146 | 33 | 16 |
672 | Is a free hamburger really worth it? | 1.3333 | 0.04236 | 198 | 145 | 40 | 13 |
673 | I told you, without the HRH you’re just another nut job in a crown. | 1.3333 | 0.04579 | 195 | 148 | 29 | 18 |
674 | You said we would leave this behind when we moved to Canada. | 1.3317 | 0.04034 | 199 | 143 | 46 | 10 |
675 | I dress for the job I want, not the job I have. | 1.3316 | 0.04263 | 196 | 144 | 39 | 13 |
676 | ...but all in all Prince Harry’s garage sale was pretty underwhelming. | 1.3316 | 0.03877 | 196 | 138 | 51 | 7 |
677 | If I may say so, your majesty, we are royally lost. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
678 | But if you keep wearing that outfit no one will believe we left the country to avoid the paparazzi. | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
679 | Well, an entourage of one is a start... | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
680 | It seems like the Canadians are giving us more space than we imagined. | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
681 | Dang it, Tom...I told you to stop dressing for the job you want. | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
682 | Harry, honey, you've got to dress like the people now! | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
683 | Does this crown make my butt look big? | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
684 | The streets were brimming with men who thought they had found a cure to male pattern baldness. | 1.3316 | 0.01503 | 190 | 150 | 33 | 7 |
685 | When living in Queens, I feel the need to dress the part. | 1.3316 | 0.04355 | 190 | 140 | 37 | 13 |
686 | the experts say "dress for the job you want" | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
687 | You'd be a better King if you stopped tweeting all the time. | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
688 | If you're only moving one space at a time again, I'll meet you there. | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
689 | Get used to it Harry! Your can't wear a crown in Canada! | 1.3316 | 0.04604 | 190 | 144 | 29 | 17 |
690 | If you insist only only moving one square at a time, I’m leaving. | 1.3316 | 0.04512 | 190 | 145 | 28 | 17 |
691 | Look, when we get there, don't act all king-y, okay? | 1.3316 | 0.04091 | 190 | 136 | 45 | 9 |
692 | Well at least you remembered your clothes this time. | 1.3300 | 0.04260 | 200 | 148 | 38 | 14 |
693 | You can ask your Gram, but I don't think we can go back. | 1.3299 | 0.04163 | 194 | 141 | 42 | 11 |
694 | Just because Harry left doesn’t mean there’s an opening. | 1.3299 | 0.04590 | 194 | 148 | 28 | 18 |
695 | I'm guessing this is your first court appearance? | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
696 | Couldn’t you have abdicated after the carriage ride? | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
697 | I’ve kissed a lot of frogs over the years, and I swear this has never happened before. | 1.3298 | 0.04150 | 188 | 143 | 31 | 14 |
698 | I know you're a Trump supporter but it is still called President's Day. | 1.3298 | 0.04448 | 188 | 140 | 34 | 14 |
699 | Ok fine, I should’ve never said anything about the sweatpants. | 1.3298 | 0.04511 | 188 | 141 | 32 | 15 |
700 | Beats wearing that MAGA hat. | 1.3298 | 0.04511 | 188 | 141 | 32 | 15 |
701 | Relax. No one has to know you were just a pawn who happened to make it to the front row. | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
702 | Well, Your Highness, in light of the debts you've accumulated, I think you were damn lucky that Burger King was hiring. | 1.3298 | 0.04184 | 188 | 136 | 42 | 10 |
703 | Despite having an open spot, Jerry is about to learn the royal family are not accepting applications at this time. | 1.3298 | 0.00533 | 188 | 152 | 31 | 5 |
704 | Harry, wouldn’t it be better if we were incognito? | 1.3280 | 0.01015 | 189 | 148 | 36 | 5 |
705 | I know how disappointed you are Donald, but you were a king for four years. | 1.3280 | 0.03234 | 186 | 145 | 30 | 11 |
706 | I don’t think that’s what the dentist meant | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
707 | What did you do with the horse? | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
708 | I slept with the jester last night. | 1.3280 | 0.04542 | 186 | 140 | 31 | 15 |
709 | A gentleman would walk on the outside. | 1.3280 | 0.04542 | 186 | 140 | 31 | 15 |
710 | Honey, I think 'dress for the job you want' only works outside the monarchy... | 1.3280 | 0.04279 | 186 | 136 | 39 | 11 |
711 | I kinda miss gram gram, Meghan. | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
712 | Harry and Meghan incognito in Canada. | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
713 | At the very least, get some maple leafs engraved on that thing. | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
714 | It’s less about the outfit and more about threatening my mother with the guillotine. | 1.3280 | 0.04379 | 186 | 145 | 24 | 17 |
715 | No, I didn't attend Trump University. | 1.3280 | 0.00539 | 186 | 149 | 33 | 4 |
716 | Please stop referring to everyone who passes us as a "commoner." | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
717 | Harry, you need to try harder to fit in here. | 1.3280 | 0.04346 | 186 | 137 | 37 | 12 |
718 | When your dating profile said “Renaissance Man”, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.3262 | 0.04052 | 187 | 134 | 45 | 8 |
719 | All I'm saying is that there's finally an opening for my dream job and I have to go for it. | 1.3261 | 0.04508 | 184 | 138 | 32 | 14 |
720 | Just try to understand where he’s coming from. I don’t think decapitation is the answer. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
721 | You're lucky they only severed your pay. | 1.3261 | 0.04574 | 184 | 139 | 30 | 15 |
722 | It's not all bad. You may have lost the throne, but they let you keep your head. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
723 | No, 'regal' is not the word I'm thinking of. | 1.3261 | 0.04508 | 184 | 138 | 32 | 14 |
724 | You know what this town needs? A good Renaissance Festival. | 1.3261 | 0.04237 | 184 | 134 | 40 | 10 |
725 | Lose the crown. | 1.3261 | 0.04057 | 184 | 139 | 33 | 12 |
726 | I can't always tell which "we" you're using. | 1.3261 | 0.04166 | 184 | 133 | 42 | 9 |
727 | First we lose the monarchy, then we get monochromatic. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
728 | Just because they resigned doesn't mean it's up for grabs! | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
729 | I think it’s OK not to wear it now that we’re in Canada, H | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
730 | I tried to warn you, Harry. Everybody here thinks that crown means you celebrated your birthday at a Burger place. | 1.3243 | 0.04520 | 185 | 142 | 27 | 16 |
731 | ´´ Meghan, you are right , we are safe here in America. Nobody notices anything special about us .´´ | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
732 | Grandma says I have to wear it. | 1.3242 | 0.04539 | 182 | 137 | 31 | 14 |
733 | I wish you had never done that DNA test. | 1.3242 | 0.04403 | 182 | 135 | 35 | 12 |
734 | Hurry up, or we'll be late to court". | 1.3242 | 0.04472 | 182 | 136 | 33 | 13 |
735 | And you're sure this will get us a better table | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
736 | Are you sure you should be wearing this in a McDonalds neighborhood? | 1.3242 | 0.04539 | 182 | 137 | 31 | 14 |
737 | A little homesick, Harry? | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
738 | Being the king used to mean something. | 1.3242 | 0.04403 | 182 | 135 | 35 | 12 |
739 | Just call Grandma Liz and say you're sorry. | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
740 | It could be worse. The last emperor that was seen in public was naked. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
741 | I hate to break this to you, but clothes don’t ‘make the man’. | 1.3242 | 0.03691 | 182 | 143 | 26 | 13 |
742 | Trust me, you *do* have clothes, and people *can* see them." | 1.3242 | 0.04472 | 182 | 136 | 33 | 13 |
743 | We should have left. No one recognizes us anymore. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
744 | People are less interested in your decrees than you may think. | 1.3224 | 0.04417 | 183 | 139 | 30 | 14 |
745 | I don't care what French monarch you're dressed like,I'm not going to shout "let them eat cake" every time we pass the bakers. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
746 | And yet your outfit was such a hit last weekend at the Renaissance Fair | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
747 | Don’t worry so much. Getting impeached doesn’t mean much anymore. | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
748 | Whoever told Jeremy "dress for the job you want, not the one you have", had a lot to answer for. | 1.3222 | 0.04143 | 180 | 130 | 42 | 8 |
749 | Harry, it's over. | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
750 | This isn’t the best time to advertise that you’re in the top 0.01 percent. | 1.3222 | 0.02803 | 180 | 140 | 32 | 8 |
751 | Harry honey I don’t think you need to wear that anymore, but the Canadians are too polite to tell you otherwise. | 1.3222 | 0.04468 | 180 | 137 | 29 | 14 |
752 | Ever since you bought a Tesla you’ve been impossible Howard. | 1.3222 | 0.03624 | 180 | 136 | 35 | 9 |
753 | Honestly, I feel overdressed | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
754 | We were at Medieval Times three weeks ago. I think it’s time to abdicate. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
755 | I feel like your family thinks they’re better than me. | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
756 | Dinner at your mother's is starting to get to me. | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
757 | Real kings don’t get their scepter stolen by teenagers. | 1.3222 | 0.04218 | 180 | 131 | 40 | 9 |
758 | You’re a great guy, Ken, but I’m finding you rather entitled. | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
759 | You can’t be king AND dictator, Donald. | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
760 | To be honest, this isn't exactly what I expected when you told me about Queens. | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
761 | I just know the couples' therapist is going to have a lot of questions, honey. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
762 | You can’t always believe your mother. | 1.3222 | 0.04362 | 180 | 133 | 36 | 11 |
763 | There’s a pop-eyed couple just around the corner. I suggest you turn around, walk briskly, and don’t look back. | 1.3222 | 0.04638 | 180 | 137 | 28 | 15 |
764 | Canada is boring. Let's go back. | 1.3222 | 0.04638 | 180 | 137 | 28 | 15 |
765 | Just wear the gray crown next time! Mr. "I want to blend in and be treated like a commoner" | 1.3222 | 0.01955 | 180 | 146 | 25 | 9 |
766 | Try to blend in, Harry. We're commoners now. | 1.3222 | 0.04638 | 180 | 137 | 28 | 15 |
767 | Fake it til you make it has limits Fred. | 1.3222 | 0.04638 | 180 | 137 | 28 | 15 |
768 | Well, the adoring crowds aren’t too bad today, are they your majesty? | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
769 | Charles, I understand your trying it on for size, but I really don’t think it’s a good idea to do so beyond the palace walls! | 1.3204 | 0.04682 | 181 | 139 | 26 | 16 |
770 | I thought the Whopper was great. | 1.3204 | 0.04549 | 181 | 137 | 30 | 14 |
771 | You did seem upset when our therapist said that you were narcissistic | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
772 | I know it didn't have a turret, but this neighborhood is very up-and-coming. | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
773 | We dreamed that cutting ties from royal responsibility would make us free spirits. Who knew that common people ate at such lousy restaurants and needed to walk so much!?! | 1.3204 | 0.04549 | 181 | 137 | 30 | 14 |
774 | Who would have thought the real king of Denmark would be at your reunion? | 1.3204 | 0.04616 | 181 | 138 | 28 | 15 |
775 | Looks like His Majesty thinks he's too good for grayscale. | 1.3204 | 0.04049 | 181 | 130 | 44 | 7 |
776 | I told you things would change when we got to Canada | 1.3204 | 0.04481 | 181 | 136 | 32 | 13 |
777 | Harry and Meghan were still struggling with their Brexit. | 1.3204 | 0.04481 | 181 | 136 | 32 | 13 |
778 | You're sure your castle is in this street? | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
779 | When you said you were next in line for the throne, I thought you meant the bathroom at Starbucks. | 1.3204 | 0.03734 | 181 | 141 | 28 | 12 |
780 | '"Can doing the dishes be part of your royal duties?" | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
781 | See, Harry? You're fitting in already. | 1.3202 | 0.04391 | 178 | 132 | 35 | 11 |
782 | Do you think she'll take us back? | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
783 | One day a year Canada lets Prince Harry pretend he's the King | 1.3202 | 0.04244 | 178 | 130 | 39 | 9 |
784 | Not everything is black and white, your Highness. | 1.3202 | 0.01759 | 178 | 144 | 26 | 8 |
785 | I’m sorry, I should’ve mentioned that I prefer McDonalds in my “Match” profile. | 1.3202 | 0.02089 | 178 | 141 | 30 | 7 |
786 | Just be glad they gave you the crown the toys only come with kids meals | 1.3202 | 0.01931 | 178 | 140 | 32 | 6 |
787 | That's the third scepter you left behind in a restaurant this week!" | 1.3198 | 0.01970 | 172 | 134 | 33 | 5 |
788 | I’m guessing you went over and visited your Mom today? | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
789 | If you pull out your phone, it'll make you look less awkward. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
790 | I take it birthdays are big for you. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
791 | L'etat n'est pas vous. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
792 | So did you get the promotion? | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
793 | It is nice cape weather dear, but I think the crown is a step too far. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
794 | You were right. Canada sucks. | 1.3182 | 0.04774 | 176 | 136 | 24 | 16 |
795 | Face it, Harold. There's just no market for kings anymore. Maybe you could become president. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
796 | Yes, I do think you're overdressed, Greg. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
797 | King or no king, you left 2 dirty dishes in the sink | 1.3182 | 0.00570 | 176 | 146 | 24 | 6 |
798 | Sorry Camilla, but being a Royal just isn't what it used to be. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
799 | So what if some people recognize me. That’s no reason to think that no one knows who you are. | 1.3182 | 0.04841 | 176 | 137 | 22 | 17 |
800 | This is NOT what they meant by fancy dress | 1.3182 | 0.04635 | 176 | 134 | 28 | 14 |
801 | Well, I was a little amused. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
802 | I know we need a table, but does it have to be round? | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
803 | Winter's coming. Let's at least get you a proper hat, Harry. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
804 | I thought I could blend in here. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
805 | All I’m saying is you don’t have to wear the crown all the time. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
806 | Does this crown make me look fat? | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
807 | People don't stare as much now that I'm wearing clothes, but frankly I miss the attention. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
808 | We can ask for a recount. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
809 | Meghan helps Harry through his withdrawal period. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
810 | Harry for god’s sake, do you want to step away or not? | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
811 | What kind of midlife crisis is this Tod? | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
812 | Maybe the next guy will bow. | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
813 | Look at the bright side. At least they don’t behead any more. | 1.3164 | 0.01903 | 177 | 140 | 31 | 6 |
814 | See. Now that we’re part-time Royals, no one even recognizes us anymore. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
815 | I don't know how they knew we were tourists. | 1.3164 | 0.04018 | 177 | 127 | 44 | 6 |
816 | Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are still having trouble blending in with the new Canadian neighbors. | 1.3164 | 0.04682 | 177 | 136 | 26 | 15 |
817 | January 20, 2021....Don't be too upset Donald...I thought it was very nice of the new president to let you keep your royal outfit. You'll still be the king of Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
818 | No, you look like your profile picture. I just didn't recognize you without the staff. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
819 | As it turned out, her husband's Trump costume was spot-on. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
820 | Honey, we need to get you back to the hospita-- I mean, the Royal Palace. Your, uh, subjects are waiting... | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
821 | I miss jumping like a frog... | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
822 | ...And if we eat at Wendy’s next week, will you be dressing up as a red-headed, pig-tailed, prepubescent girl? | 1.3158 | 0.04387 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
823 | I know you “could if you wanted to,” but the Republicans already have their candidate. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
824 | When I said you were a king among men, you know I was being ironic, right? | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
825 | I hate to be the one to break this to you, your majesty, but your royal fly is open. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
826 | Don't be upset honey. Kingdoms come, kingdoms go. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
827 | What do you mean, I have to walk two steps behind you? | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
828 | If Meghan and Harry can do it, so can we. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
829 | Blend in. Act like you're Canadian. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
830 | "Next time your contract talks about 'royalties,' please read the fine print." | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
831 | You are so fickle; we came to Canada because you said you didn't want attention. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
832 | I take back what I said about dressing for the job you want. | 1.3143 | 0.04121 | 175 | 127 | 41 | 7 |
833 | I know. You already told me you were voted Prom King in 2009. | 1.3143 | 0.04354 | 175 | 130 | 35 | 10 |
834 | But you promised me and the world you were leaving that life behind.” | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
835 | Divorced, beheaded, died; divorced, beheaded, survived. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
836 | Everyone who lives here is from Kings County. We just call ourselves Brooklynites. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
837 | See, you should have worn the Wench costume. Now you look ridiculous. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
838 | Your wardrobe doesn't appear to be working | 1.3136 | 0.04128 | 169 | 122 | 41 | 6 |
839 | It was a casual game of checkers until I said, ‘King Me’. | 1.3136 | 0.04456 | 169 | 126 | 33 | 10 |
840 | Just once I'd like someone to fall to their knees in humility and shame. | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
841 | He’s said he wanted to see you about a royal screwup, doesn’t mean you should dress the part. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
842 | Wait — you have a kingdom? | 1.3136 | 0.04295 | 169 | 124 | 37 | 8 |
843 | I named these streets | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
844 | I hope we don't run into Harry and Meghan... | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
845 | Beware, when you round the corner you will run into King Donald and Queen Melania. You better bow or you are toast! | 1.3136 | 0.04295 | 169 | 124 | 37 | 8 |
846 | It’s OK babe. Now, where was the last place you saw your scepter? | 1.3136 | 0.02088 | 169 | 139 | 21 | 9 |
847 | You know, the last person wearing a crown here was not well received. | 1.3136 | 0.04416 | 169 | 128 | 30 | 11 |
848 | Yes , Ed! I did say you can be a royal pain but you’re taking it too far! | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 130 | 27 | 12 |
849 | What did the dentist say about your crown?" | 1.3136 | 0.04762 | 169 | 130 | 25 | 14 |
850 | It's great not to be recognised!... | 1.3136 | 0.00593 | 169 | 139 | 24 | 6 |
851 | No, you can’t choose’His Royal Highness’ as your pronoun. | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
852 | You know, there’s only so much you can achieve from dressing for success. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
853 | Harry, sweetie, don’t you think it’s time you try to blend in with the Canadians? | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
854 | I thought that you were just being funny when I read your dating profile requesting "no princesses or drama queens." | 1.3125 | 0.04692 | 176 | 136 | 25 | 15 |
855 | You will be pleased to hear that when you visit the ‘Queen’, she apparently has a nice couch for you to lie on. | 1.3121 | 0.00580 | 173 | 144 | 23 | 6 |
856 | I don't care if it was a gift from your mother! | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
857 | This is not what I meant when I said, 'I want to be treated like a queen." | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
858 | Yeah and I'm Queen For A Day | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
859 | He says he's the King of Queens. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
860 | Trump says there’s only room for one emperor. | 1.3118 | 0.04737 | 170 | 131 | 25 | 14 |
861 | Sorry, Harry, but Trump got there first. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
862 | I miss the days when a cape and crown meant something. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
863 | We get it Tom, you did the dishes last night. You can take off your robe and crown now. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
864 | Just act casual. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
865 | I'm sorry that Queens was not what you were expecting. | 1.3114 | 0.04798 | 167 | 129 | 24 | 14 |
866 | The nobles often walked among the common people in order to gain perspective. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
867 | Enough already! Howie, we've been through Crown Heights and Park Slope and now Brighton Beach. The Brooklyn neighborhoods just do not want a king., | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
868 | If we put our hands in our pockets we're sure to fit in. | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
869 | You should take your clothes off when we get to main street...your people will admire you. | 1.3114 | 0.04798 | 167 | 129 | 24 | 14 |
870 | We’ve walked for blocks. You still think a cab is going to hail YOU? | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
871 | I know you're bummed...but Harry and Meghan picked Canada and that's that. | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
872 | Did the Senate approve your Coronation or did you just grab it? | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
873 | Chin up, Harry — heavy is the head that wears the frown. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
874 | I feel like I royally screwed up tonight. | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
875 | Harry, would you consider a Blue Jays t-shirt? | 1.3091 | 0.01518 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
876 | Ok now practice saying... “sorry, eh”. | 1.3091 | 0.03114 | 165 | 127 | 32 | 6 |
877 | You can't just interview for the royal family. | 1.3091 | 0.01848 | 165 | 131 | 29 | 5 |
878 | Look, King of the Losers is still a king. | 1.3091 | 0.04757 | 165 | 127 | 25 | 13 |
879 | Don't be silly, babe -- the dog was laughing WITH you! | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
880 | Oh no, am I overdressed? | 1.3091 | 0.00608 | 165 | 140 | 20 | 5 |
881 | You're on your way to being king of the corner | 1.3091 | 0.00608 | 165 | 144 | 18 | 3 |
882 | And I want to be a Queen for a day! | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
883 | Yes, the crown makes you look fat! | 1.3091 | 0.04178 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
884 | Who made you King? | 1.3091 | 0.04757 | 165 | 127 | 25 | 13 |
885 | Drag QUEEN, I told you! Drag kings are passe'. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
886 | Let's go home, Margaret, I'm beginning to feel common. | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
887 | Hmm, are you having second thoughts about the abdication. | 1.3091 | 0.04351 | 165 | 122 | 35 | 8 |
888 | Dear, I think the locals would be more friendly to us as tourists if you'd be a little more lowkey about your DNA results. | 1.3091 | 0.04477 | 165 | 126 | 28 | 11 |
889 | I saw "The Crown," too, but I still think you can take it off without abdicating. | 1.3091 | 0.00676 | 165 | 132 | 29 | 4 |
890 | Will you spring for a cab your majesty or are we taking the subway? | 1.3091 | 0.01391 | 165 | 129 | 33 | 3 |
891 | I honestly didn’t think we would need a reservation “! | 1.3086 | 0.04263 | 175 | 130 | 36 | 9 |
892 | Maybe the jester outfit was a better fit. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
893 | Yes, and you think you’re the King of England ! | 1.3072 | 0.00923 | 166 | 136 | 24 | 6 |
894 | I told you you can't just apply to be King - you have to be elected... | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
895 | At this corner you won't have to yield. | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
896 | Honey, 'king of the road' is just an expression | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
897 | No one cares that your birthday is today | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
898 | Settled in Canada, Harry was still ambivalent about withdrawing from the Royal Family. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
899 | For Pete's sake, Har. Canada's cold, but it's not ermine and crownmuffs cold. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
900 | Apparently I have a divine right to rule, but not to a dinner reservation | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
901 | It's just, I always thought of myself as a different type of Land Lord... | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
902 | Fred, I wish you wouldn't wear red. It makes people stare. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
903 | It's just that when they said 'royalties' I was expecting something else. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
904 | Can you believe that? No cape check! They made me look a real idiot back there. | 1.3067 | 0.04249 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
905 | I swear - this makes us look like London locals. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
906 | I told you that they can't see your clothes. | 1.3067 | 0.04249 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
907 | You're living proof that clothes don't make the man. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
908 | King Trump and Melania enjoy a day out from the asylum. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
909 | Yes, you are still a royal pain, Harold! | 1.3067 | 0.04113 | 163 | 118 | 40 | 5 |
910 | If you would just wear your Tiara, our people would clap and not stare. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
911 | Your kingdom for a horse? You know you can just get an Uber … | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
912 | A taxi, a taxi, my kingdom for a taxi! | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
913 | Try another country, perhaps? I don't think Canada will be too tickled with another pair. | 1.3067 | 0.04793 | 163 | 126 | 24 | 13 |
914 | I’m starting to love Toronto. You?” | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
915 | You look like the Village idiot! | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
916 | The red cape's a nice touch. But I still don't think they're gonna give you a free Whopper. | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
917 | They say you're supposed to dress for the job you want." "You want to be a kid at a Burger King? | 1.3067 | 0.04113 | 163 | 128 | 24 | 11 |
918 | So that’s why you wanted your “Whopper.” | 1.3067 | 0.00615 | 163 | 144 | 14 | 5 |
919 | Ok now you’re a royal pain in the neck. | 1.3067 | 0.04020 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
920 | Maybe don't wear that the next time you meet my parents. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
921 | They say you could walk down the street naked with a saucepan on your head in New York - and no one would notice. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
922 | It’s not you. No one can wear red anymore. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
923 | I told you "Casual King Friday" wasn't a thing. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
924 | ...and if my sister asks, your kingdom is carbon neutral. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
925 | I know it’s just honorary, but it seems like it should at least come with a car and driver. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
926 | I'm looking for Queens. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
927 | A lot of men go through this, darling. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
928 | Peg was finally ready to admit that Ned's narcissism had officially gotten out of control. | 1.3049 | 0.04845 | 164 | 128 | 22 | 14 |
929 | And which tabloid do you think will mistake you for Harry? | 1.3049 | 0.03952 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
930 | I just don't think you have a chance running as a Democrat. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
931 | I still can’t get a damn cab | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
932 | I have a feeling the end of democracy is just around the corner. | 1.3049 | 0.03164 | 164 | 130 | 26 | 8 |
933 | We always seem to get so much better service when I'm wearing my new clothes. | 1.3049 | 0.00612 | 164 | 132 | 30 | 2 |
934 | Just don't let it go to your head. | 1.3049 | 0.04688 | 164 | 126 | 26 | 12 |
935 | I had no idea why they charged you a Kings ransom for fish and chips | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
936 | You don't have to wear that anymore. We're in Canada | 1.3043 | 0.04749 | 161 | 124 | 25 | 12 |
937 | Just because Harry moved to Canada doesn't mean there's an opening. | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
938 | I think they said 'dress casual' Hank? | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
939 | I told you we needed reservations! | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
940 | Siri, what do peasants do in their spare time? | 1.3043 | 0.04275 | 161 | 121 | 32 | 8 |
941 | Gee, Marge, that Dress for Success seminar was a colossal waste of money. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
942 | It looks like the Emperor's new clothes aren't invisible after all | 1.3043 | 0.04453 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
943 | It's not the dragons I miss, it's the beheadings. | 1.3043 | 0.03895 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
944 | Being President is so yesterday. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
945 | Just tell them your new clothes are at the cleaners. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
946 | Up ahead, Meghan and Harry in ten years. | 1.3043 | 0.04830 | 161 | 125 | 23 | 13 |
947 | The hardest part of not being royal anymore is seeing all those backs. | 1.3036 | 0.04683 | 168 | 130 | 25 | 13 |
948 | Sure beats the last time you wore new clothes. | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
949 | So, what do you turn back into at midnight? | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
950 | When I said I wanted you to make me feel like a queen, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
951 | I know your life coach said to dress for the job you want, but this seems like a reach. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
952 | Sure you're *a* king, just not *the* king. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
953 | They’re not looking for a replacement, Harry. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
954 | Your mom has to die first, Chuck. | 1.3025 | 0.04803 | 162 | 126 | 23 | 13 |
955 | You're being a royal embarrassment to me right now. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
956 | You’re taking the whole “Dress for the job you want.” thing way too literally. | 1.3020 | 0.04333 | 149 | 109 | 35 | 5 |
957 | Harold, I said prepare for the R-A-I-N! | 1.3019 | 0.04743 | 159 | 125 | 21 | 13 |
958 | Is it hereditary? | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
959 | It does look great on you, Hon, but we said we’d give that up when we moved to Canada. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
960 | I apologized for calling you a 'royal pain,' but this is only proving my point, dear. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
961 | I know you are a Trump supporter, but this is going too far! | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 124 | 24 | 11 |
962 | You know Frank, your ‘I’m king of my castle’ attitude doesn’t translate well once you leave the house. | 1.3019 | 0.00631 | 159 | 128 | 29 | 2 |
963 | Well when I said ‘up your style game’ I thought you’d just toss the ragged sweatpants. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
964 | Just act normal | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
965 | No one tells you how empty you feel when you finally make it to the top. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
966 | I ask them not to treat me any differently. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
967 | Food fit for a King, you said! | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
968 | I thought you gave all this up for me. | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
969 | Donald, now that you’ve lost the election can we talk about your wardrobe? | 1.3019 | 0.04867 | 159 | 124 | 22 | 13 |
970 | OK, wear the mantle. But please stop with the hear ye, hear ye. | 1.3019 | 0.00999 | 159 | 128 | 27 | 4 |
971 | You will always be the king of my realm. | 1.3019 | 0.00631 | 159 | 132 | 25 | 2 |
972 | Megan suddenly realized it was going to be a much harder transition than Harry let on. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
973 | We can't move to Canada. It's been done. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
974 | You look great; but you’re going to take some flak from the PETA people for the ermine. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
975 | God Damn I fucking love Medieval Times. It Just pumps me the fuck up and makes me want to have an old timey king fuck fest. Whoooo yeah. I'm hard as a fucking rock just thinking about it! | 1.3019 | 0.00631 | 159 | 140 | 11 | 8 |
976 | Well, the book said to dress for the job you want. | 1.3019 | 0.04785 | 159 | 123 | 24 | 12 |
977 | It might just take a little more time before you fit in Harry. | 1.3019 | 0.04162 | 159 | 116 | 38 | 5 |
978 | You're definitely being a royal something tonight. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
979 | Gosh, grandma could have ordered us a limo to the airport | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
980 | Because King of Jefferson and Main isn't a thing, THAT'S why. | 1.3019 | 0.04484 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
981 | The abdication of the Mattress King | 1.3019 | 0.04162 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
982 | I don't know Meagan, it's just not the same in Canada. | 1.3019 | 0.04572 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
983 | Even Archie sees the irony. | 1.3019 | 0.04572 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
984 | Arthur for the last time, the square table goes much better with our kitchen! | 1.3019 | 0.03915 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
985 | Maybe "royal pain" means something different here in the colonies. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
986 | I understand that trying to live up to your DNA results is not an easy task. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
987 | Harry, I thought we agreed to tone it down from now on. | 1.3019 | 0.04162 | 159 | 116 | 38 | 5 |
988 | You really need to stop demanding everyone 'bend the knee' | 1.3019 | 0.02714 | 159 | 126 | 27 | 6 |
989 | People don't kneel down as much as they used to. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
990 | Prom was 20 years ago Brian, get over it! | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
991 | This is some midlife crisis Dan | 1.3019 | 0.03123 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
992 | Over there is where you buy a thing called groceries. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
993 | Yes honey, we're all sad we finished watching 'The Crown'" | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
994 | MY family is a circus? | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
995 | The crown is ok, I guess, but the robe is so last season. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
996 | Harry, I’m sensing some ambivalence about our decision to step back from our royal family duties. | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
997 | In fairness to me, the play is titled ‘The King and I..’ | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
998 | Psst.....Sussexistential crisis coming. | 1.3013 | 0.04630 | 156 | 121 | 24 | 11 |
999 | I guess we could start a food truck. | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
1000 | No, I’m saying it’s the wrong outfit for ‘Hamilton’. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1001 | The thing I like the least about it is the elections. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1002 | I bet you forgot to feed the crocodiles again | 1.3013 | 0.03903 | 156 | 121 | 27 | 8 |
1003 | Charles, your mother is going to be so mad. | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
1004 | Whatever happened to the money we wired to your cousin in Nigeria? | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
1005 | Now I know how Harry and Meghan feel. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1006 | Don't worry....I'll find SOMETHING to be King of. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1007 | Promise you’ll take it off when we get there. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
1008 | At least they let you keep the suit. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1009 | If you weren't so obsessed with having a horse, we'd still have a kingdom. | 1.3000 | 0.04921 | 160 | 126 | 20 | 14 |
1010 | You were King for a day, Marvin...time to move on. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1011 | You said to "dress nice." | 1.3000 | 0.02312 | 160 | 127 | 28 | 5 |
1012 | That dog did not ignore you. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1013 | Harry, you said you wanted out of the Royal spotlight, but I'm beginning to wonder. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1014 | Those shoes look so cheap with that crown. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1015 | All that matters, Todd, is that I know you're the King of Broadway. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1016 | I said it was WING night. | 1.3000 | 0.04758 | 160 | 124 | 24 | 12 |
1017 | Give it a rest Harry. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1018 | Told you, Canada isn’t so bad | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
1019 | You do NOT look like him, and Trump only thinks he's King! | 1.2994 | 0.04905 | 157 | 123 | 21 | 13 |
1020 | The judges at the Trump look-a-like contest are not going to appreciate this, Frank. | 1.2987 | 0.04973 | 154 | 121 | 20 | 13 |
1021 | You're not in Britain anymore, dear. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
1022 | So how are you adjusting to retirement? | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
1023 | So that's were the missing chess piece is! | 1.2987 | 0.00651 | 154 | 136 | 15 | 3 |
1024 | You can't have it both ways, Harry. | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
1025 | So the look isn’t au courant. I swear to you I like it. | 1.2987 | 0.02186 | 154 | 125 | 23 | 6 |
1026 | Sometimes I wish I'd never gone to that pond. | 1.2987 | 0.04235 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1027 | The coup was hard on me, too, Henry, but couldn't we just put it behind us? | 1.2987 | 0.03700 | 154 | 118 | 30 | 6 |
1028 | I don't care what your DNA test says. I will not refer to you as "my liege." | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
1029 | Look, this only works for me in the house. | 1.2987 | 0.04886 | 154 | 120 | 22 | 12 |
1030 | Marrying into royalty has been VASTLY overrated!" | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
1031 | Harry, maybe you should send your resume to the Kansas City Royals. | 1.2987 | 0.04973 | 154 | 121 | 20 | 13 |
1032 | Are you still royally pissed? | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
1033 | Nobody remembers Imperial Margarine. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
1034 | Let's get a burger. | 1.2987 | 0.01755 | 154 | 118 | 35 | 1 |
1035 | Two hours into their Valentine's date, she decided he could never become her Prince Charming. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1036 | The casual Friday guidelines only say no denim. | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
1037 | People don't dislike you because of how you dress. It's your constant shouting of "Off with their heads!" | 1.2968 | 0.04944 | 155 | 122 | 20 | 13 |
1038 | You never know what's waiting for you around the corner. | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
1039 | That whole leaving the palace and re-branding ourselves thing seemed like a good idea at time. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1040 | Act natural - I've heard there's an opening. | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
1041 | You should have known this was a bad idea on casual Friday. | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
1042 | Everyone is staring at us. I told you not to carry that purse! | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
1043 | We'd be less conspicuous if you'd lose the crown, Harry! | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
1044 | Yes Dave, I know I said to dress for the job you want, but I don't think they're going to make you a member of the royal family. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1045 | I mean, what does business casual even mean? | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1046 | My ex told me that all men are idiots and that I was their king. That’s why I wear it. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1047 | Dressing as royalty for your therapy sessions is probably not going to help with your superiority issues." | 1.2961 | 0.05099 | 152 | 121 | 17 | 14 |
1048 | I still don't like it, Gary. It's been 500 years, everyone is a descendant of Edward III. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1049 | My "official" title is the Sausage King of Fifth Avenue, but I just prefer Gary. | 1.2961 | 0.03596 | 152 | 121 | 23 | 8 |
1050 | I'm sorry these job interviews haven't gone well, William. Perhaps you give the impression that you're over-qualified? | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1051 | Harry and Meagan, having been cut off of the royal cash cow, search in vain for a bar with no cover. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1052 | It took some time for Prince Harry to master the art of blending in with his new Canadian surroundings. | 1.2961 | 0.04836 | 152 | 118 | 23 | 11 |
1053 | We could always go to Burger King. | 1.2961 | 0.04699 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
1054 | I don’t know why everyone is keeping their distance. Can’t they see that what I have is the coronation virus? | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
1055 | You're still king of the castle to me, dear. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
1056 | I still miss the retinue. | 1.2953 | 0.04097 | 149 | 108 | 38 | 3 |
1057 | You have to fake it until you make it. | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
1058 | My kingdom for a horse would come in handy just about now. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1059 | We must still swing by the dry cleaners, Your Majesty. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1060 | Harry, you aren't a senior royal anymore, take that off. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1061 | Your royal bearing is fine dear, it’s your sense of direction I don’t trust. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1062 | I just want to feel normal. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1063 | I think that renouncing the throne also means giving the costume back. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1064 | So much for a castle | 1.2941 | 0.00656 | 153 | 125 | 24 | 4 |
1065 | So, you got the promotion then? | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1066 | Yes, I did say say you should dress for the job you want but... | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
1067 | What do you mean, everyone can see we’re American? | 1.2933 | 0.03545 | 150 | 122 | 19 | 9 |
1068 | Hey!!! I never agreed to walk behind you! | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1069 | Honestly, Louis, when you said you felt like a Napoleon, I thought you wanted dessert. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1070 | Who knew they would give it to you if you just asked? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1071 | Well honey,people don’t expect royalty at a pizza parlor | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1072 | You're the president of the school board. That doesn't make you king. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1073 | The Delusion of Donald or King of Narcissus | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
1074 | That's the last time I'll ever go with you to Burger King. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1075 | So let’s see Harry, do you have any skills besides waving, because we are going to need about $10,000 an hour to keep up our lifestyle. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1076 | I'm KING, Karen! I can't ask for directions! | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1077 | I know it's how you see me, mom, but I'm not sure these are good interview clothes. | 1.2933 | 0.04340 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
1078 | Honestly, Harry, are you really surprised that your grandmother isn’t taking calls from me any more?! | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1079 | I understand you're excited about your Ancestry.com results but this is getting a little ridiculous. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1080 | Your Majesty's Knight Marischal of the Co-op Board warned us it would be tough. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1081 | Harry, Isn't it about time you let go? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1082 | Did you fart? | 1.2933 | 0.04965 | 150 | 118 | 20 | 12 |
1083 | Not everything is black and white. | 1.2933 | 0.02511 | 150 | 120 | 25 | 5 |
1084 | Fine, fine - so your home's your castle! But can't you just wear the outfit in the apartment? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1085 | I can't sell those mattresses without a sceptre, Suzanne ! | 1.2933 | 0.00669 | 150 | 130 | 15 | 5 |
1086 | When I said you're my king for the day, this isn't what I meant | 1.2933 | 0.01353 | 150 | 120 | 27 | 3 |
1087 | My liege, the subway or the bus? | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1088 | I gave my adoring crowds the day off | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1089 | Well, all the other men I’ve dated who wore crowns at least had a car. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1090 | You don’t come across well in job interviews, do you? | 1.2933 | 0.04182 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
1091 | Another Burger King Saturday Night | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1092 | The Coop board elections are 11 months away. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1093 | I don't really think you can be a hipster and also be a king. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1094 | Honey, I think maybe it's time you reevaluate your take on "dress for success." | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1095 | What happened to my merry ole soul? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1096 | And stop calling me Camilla! | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1097 | You know, Harry, it's never too late to learn how to code. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1098 | i am just saying this may not be the best outfit for election day... | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
1099 | Don't you think you're a little old to be having your birthday party at Burger King? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1100 | Do you think anyone will recognize us now? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1101 | If things get worse, maybe we should also consider moving to Canada. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1102 | Being from America,I can understand how this whole 'constitutional' thing must feel awkward. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1103 | Don't look so worried. Not every monarch is automatically guillotined. | 1.2933 | 0.00669 | 150 | 124 | 23 | 3 |
1104 | If you hadn't been on the throne so long we wouldn't have missed our reservation. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1105 | I'm breaking up with you because your delusions of grandeur are giving my delusions of grandeur an inferiority complex. | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
1106 | Weren't we taught to dress for the job we want? | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1107 | Just walk along looking like you own the place. | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1108 | You look fine... just be yourself. | 1.2933 | 0.04442 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
1109 | Yes, Harry honey. it's a package deal. The money goes, the title goes, the crown goes. Get used to it. | 1.2933 | 0.04874 | 150 | 117 | 22 | 11 |
1110 | Let’s see, I just need to pick up my sword from the shop, issue a decree, check in with the moat repair guy, oppress the peasantry, stifle a coup...but sure, Jen, I have PLENTY of time to grab coffee. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1111 | I told you the coup wouldn’t work | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1112 | You know, Prince of Greenwich Village was more of a metaphor. | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1113 | Maybe it's time to call and talk with your grandmother Harry" | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1114 | Let’s work on your campaign slogan. I think ‘Vote for Earl for Earl’ is confusing voters. | 1.2933 | 0.03144 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1115 | Why do you say I'm a royal pain? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1116 | Even though we seceded I still have the feeling you have not let go entirely. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1117 | Next time, could you take your hat off while we eat? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1118 | We've gone from monarchical to symbolic to, literally, pedestrian. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1119 | But Harry was a real prince. That's a Burger King paper crown. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1120 | So, how do you like Vancouver now? | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1121 | Aren't you just full of yourself today | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1122 | I told you nobody in New York would pay you any attention. | 1.2933 | 0.03144 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1123 | What part of “get dressed up for the knight club” did you not get, Lisa? | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1124 | Yes, you're odd. But you're colorful! | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 144 | 105 | 36 | 3 |
1125 | Harry... you know the Queen asked you to return the crown. | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1126 | Are you sure you're ready to retire, Harry? | 1.2914 | 0.02985 | 151 | 124 | 19 | 8 |
1127 | I wonder why the teacher said, 'Bring your own ruler to class'... | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1128 | They respected you much more when your clothes were invisible. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1129 | Remember to tell my dad that the jewels have been mined by a carbon-neutral multi-national conglomerate which has been funding butterfly research for a over a decade! | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1130 | Whoever said “It’s good to be king” didn’t really know what the hell he was saying. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1131 | I never thought our marriage would be a fairy tale. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1132 | I said I deserve to be treated like a Queen. This is not what I meant. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1133 | I do have pants on, right? | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1134 | No one cares about the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg in Brooklyn, Henri. | 1.2914 | 0.04159 | 151 | 111 | 36 | 4 |
1135 | Meghan, somehow I still think I'll be recognized. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1136 | But Harry, you said you wouldn’t miss it. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1137 | You can’t have it both ways, Harry. You’re only a prince when I ask you to do chores? I think not! | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1138 | Would you rather go to Burger King? | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1139 | You know they're not taking applications for Prince Harry's replacement, right? | 1.2905 | 0.05005 | 148 | 117 | 19 | 12 |
1140 | Perhaps you misunderstood the whole ‘dress for success’ thing.” | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1141 | If Matress King won't hire you, I heard there's an opening for Prince in England. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1142 | I never heard of a drag-king party. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1143 | You're right, dear. Burger King's just not the same since the Whopper became plant-based. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1144 | You should have bought a map instead of that crown. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1145 | but I do miss the servants | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1146 | Jim had not only lost his wallet, but his kingdom as well. | 1.2905 | 0.04152 | 148 | 111 | 32 | 5 |
1147 | Yes it's laundry day but you didn't have to wear the crown. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1148 | I don’t think this counts as being treated like a queen. | 1.2905 | 0.02090 | 148 | 117 | 28 | 3 |
1149 | You see I told you. Couples therapy will sometimes shatter your dreams. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1150 | Oh, Donald, I don't think this is going to work any better here than it did in New York! | 1.2905 | 0.02198 | 148 | 120 | 23 | 5 |
1151 | I have an idea. Let’s move to Canada! | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1152 | Well, you did it, Bob. You finally got yourself fired from McDonald's. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 117 | 21 | 10 |
1153 | Canada wasn't the answer either.... | 1.2905 | 0.05005 | 148 | 117 | 19 | 12 |
1154 | Okay, the experiment worked and you rule the world. Now what? | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1155 | What do you mean, “WE”? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1156 | Cheer up, dear! With that costume, you should have immunity from impeachment, no matter what crimes against the state you engage in. | 1.2905 | 0.01591 | 148 | 120 | 24 | 4 |
1157 | Let them eat doughnuts... | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
1158 | Honey, it's Christmas in July, not Halloween in March. | 1.2905 | 0.00678 | 148 | 123 | 21 | 4 |
1159 | You sure you want to go to Madame Tussauds ! | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1160 | Maybe it's time to let go of the Prom King thing. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1161 | Take it off before Trump sees it! | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1162 | Look. I'm your wife, not your consort. So take off that stupid crown and cape now! | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1163 | I know you love the 49'ers, but this bet was really stupid. | 1.2905 | 0.01073 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1164 | well, dear, we'll see how princely you feel after the colonoscopy. | 1.2905 | 0.05005 | 148 | 117 | 19 | 12 |
1165 | You know, treating me like a queen would be more effective. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1166 | I wish we could move more than one space per turn. | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1167 | The couple you're approaching think they own the sidewalk. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1168 | Harold, why can't you just dress for the job you HAVE? | 1.2905 | 0.04573 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
1169 | Some negotiator. I only said Canada after you lost our healthcare too. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1170 | Do you remember where we parked the carriage? | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1171 | No horse and carriage for me. I like to blend in among the people. | 1.2905 | 0.00678 | 148 | 124 | 19 | 5 |
1172 | Now that God saved you, how about if we get some lunch? | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1173 | And what was your job before that? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1174 | You could still abdicate and cash in on a reality show. | 1.2905 | 0.04096 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
1175 | I'm not disappointed, I just think you should've been more honest in your profile, your Majesty | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1176 | Maybe leaving London and the Royal Family wasn't such a great idea afterall" | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1177 | I kinda miss it, actually | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1178 | You know, Harry, it's supposed to be all or nothing. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1179 | Just because Harry and Meghan are leaving doesn't mean there is space to join the royal family, Frank. | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1180 | Aren’t you getting a bit old for these Burger King give-a-ways. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1181 | Are you sure you lost your scepter somewhere around here? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1182 | Harry, I told you to buy new clothes before we moved | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1183 | Just for a day seems sooo inadequate. | 1.2905 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 19 | 9 |
1184 | It protects you from the coronavirus. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1185 | And to crown it all you had to bring up the Boston tea party. | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1186 | I don't know why I'm so worried we'll be recognized. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1187 | Jared, he's upset because you really ARE jumping the gun! | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1188 | You may still be Prince Charming for your mother, but the rest of us have move on. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1189 | You're suppose to walk on the outside ! | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1190 | Actually Harry, I believe in ripping the band aid off all at once, as it were. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1191 | A royal pain in the ass? Look whose talking! | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1192 | People seem to recognize me everywhere I go. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1193 | This is Canada? | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1194 | Just keep applying. You’ll get the job eventually. | 1.2897 | 0.04422 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1195 | Just putting on that stuff and walking out of the house doesn’t make it ‘Brianxit’. | 1.2897 | 0.00692 | 145 | 125 | 14 | 6 |
1196 | Hank felt like an outsider in a world that loved butter. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
1197 | You know, Harry, I'm not sure that's the right look here in Canada. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1198 | It's OK dear. You're my king of hearts. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1199 | Being ordinary is not all it's hyped up to be. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1200 | This is not what I meant when I told you to dress for the job you want. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
1201 | I told you it wasn't a costume party, Herald. | 1.2897 | 0.00692 | 145 | 116 | 27 | 2 |
1202 | I guess you think your king shit. | 1.2897 | 0.04982 | 145 | 114 | 20 | 11 |
1203 | Uh oh. Isn’t that the jester I fired last week? This is going to to get awkward. | 1.2897 | 0.04143 | 145 | 106 | 36 | 3 |
1204 | Uneasy lies the head that sorta wears a crown. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1205 | You've embarrassed me at Burger King for the last time | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1206 | There's really no way to be re-throned? | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1207 | I’m just saying, don’t be disappointed if no one bows. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1208 | Meghan, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. | 1.2897 | 0.04982 | 145 | 114 | 20 | 11 |
1209 | You said your kingdom for a horse. Now where's the horse? | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1210 | So you had six previous wives? | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1211 | She’s a sucker for a man in uniform. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1212 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to dress up for dinner | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1213 | Yeah, you might get special treatment, but not for the reason you'd think. | 1.2897 | 0.04982 | 145 | 114 | 20 | 11 |
1214 | Jokes on them because according to my horoscope this cape will make me invincible | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1215 | Okay, Bob, but king of what? | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1216 | So this is what you call a sidewalk? How convenient. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1217 | To be honest, Ed, it's not quite a whopper. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1218 | I'm really surprised how quickly the Queen granted us our walking papers! | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1219 | So he really died and made you--? | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1220 | OK Harry, it's not funny anymore. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1221 | So much for not looking like tourists. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1222 | I miss the press. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1223 | Harry, I swear - Toronto will grow on you. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1224 | I don't care what Harry and Meghan did,you can't just "fill the vacancy." | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1225 | I really thought Canada would be more fun. | 1.2897 | 0.04836 | 145 | 115 | 19 | 11 |
1226 | I’m a fuckin dork | 1.2897 | 0.05078 | 145 | 115 | 18 | 12 |
1227 | Don't make eye contact with Maggie - her husband is a royal pain in the ass | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1228 | Canada's fine, but don't you want to keep a low profile?" | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1229 | Sometimes I wonder if any of these people know who we really are. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1230 | ... but it keeps the pigeons off my head. | 1.2897 | 0.03716 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1231 | It’s just for the transition period, Meghan. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1232 | I don't think Canada needs a king, Harry. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1233 | HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BURGER KING! | 1.2897 | 0.00692 | 145 | 128 | 12 | 5 |
1234 | Upon rounding the corner, Harold would soon learn that dressing like a monarch in America, much like wearing a Yankee's hat in Boston, is a nonstarter. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1235 | And enough with 'the royal we' already. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1236 | Sorry honey, I had no idea the place was so Republican. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1237 | So… are you the king of all the burgers, or is your kingdom just called Burger? | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1238 | If one more person tells me I don't look like the picture on the coin.... | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1239 | So, what are we doing to support ourselves today? | 1.2897 | 0.04982 | 145 | 114 | 20 | 11 |
1240 | Stewart, I don't really think that Harry stepping away from his royal duties, really creates much of an opportunity for you. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1241 | We're not in England any more. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
1242 | No, this does not qualify you for concubines. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1243 | Do you feel like a man now, Harold? | 1.2897 | 0.00692 | 145 | 125 | 14 | 6 |
1244 | When I said you were my king, I didn't think you'd take it seriously. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1245 | I'm sorry Alex, but I'm leaving you for another king. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
1246 | I was hoping for more from life on Vancouver Island. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1247 | Prince Harry is in for a rude awakening | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1248 | I didn't think we'd have to give up Uber too. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1249 | Worst of all, people just laugh when they see me now, saying I'm just pretending. | 1.2897 | 0.05171 | 145 | 116 | 16 | 13 |
1250 | He's right around the corner. Do it now. | 1.2897 | 0.04634 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
1251 | I know it's your day but if we don't find one soon would you settle for McDonalds? | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1252 | Stella, I told you don't ever ask me about work. | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
1253 | You really miss the royal treatment, don’t you, Harry? | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
1254 | Meghan, do you ever wonder if we bring this attention on ourselves? | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1255 | Why'd you bid on it if you're embarrassed to wear it? | 1.2886 | 0.05155 | 149 | 120 | 15 | 14 |
1256 | I don't think anyone is as excited as you are about your credit score. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1257 | When I said I wanted my prince charming, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1258 | ANDY, THEY DON'T HAVE KINGS IN CANADA | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1259 | Meghan and Harry go in cognito in Canada. | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
1260 | Why does your mother have to be so controlling? | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1261 | Don’t fret dear, we’ll find an analyst who knows royalty when they see it. | 1.2886 | 0.04073 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1262 | It was one game, please give the kid his crown back | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1263 | So Ronald McDonald won the costume contest. Don't be such a sore loser. At least you beat out Wendy. | 1.2886 | 0.04129 | 149 | 117 | 24 | 8 |
1264 | I cannot believe he still ran my credit. | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1265 | Abdicated royals seeking sandwich shop where they can experience bread with crust. | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
1266 | It's not you, it's them. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1267 | Did you remember to raise the moat bridge? | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
1268 | If you would have listened to me, and not invested in that hedge fund, we'd still have the castle. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1269 | But honey, when you're twelfth-in-line you can't expect much recognition. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1270 | I'm feeling kinda homesick, Meghan. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1271 | I told you that even a king needs a reservation there. Maybe you’ll have better luck with Dairy Queen. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1272 | You're right, people don't dress up anymore. | 1.2877 | 0.03883 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1273 | Thought King For A Day would last longer. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1274 | We are royally screwed. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1275 | Where is this King of the Burgers that you speak of? | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
1276 | It's not you. It's just that Trump costumes are out. This is a year for dressing like a Democratic Socialist. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
1277 | No. First we go to the royal eye doctor, and then you get your royal Jell-o. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1278 | I agree. The crown should be deductible. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1279 | The hamburger was good but I think the crown is for children. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1280 | Sorry, but sidewalks today are democratic. | 1.2877 | 0.00687 | 146 | 119 | 24 | 3 |
1281 | I wonder if they realize who I am? | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1282 | Don't take it personally. Maybe there will be an opening at the next palace. | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
1283 | I warned you not to use the Trump Card . | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1284 | Well, at least you’re not walking around naked anymore | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1285 | We’re no longer eating Imperial Margarine after this. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1286 | I didn't even know Crownavirus was a thing. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1287 | The MAGA crowns are made in China ya know. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1288 | No one I know treats their husband like a king! | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1289 | ..."I have an Article II where I have the right to do whatever I want as President ". | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1290 | I just miss hanging out with Rook and Knight. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1291 | Honey, we may need to get reservations next time | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1292 | I told you Canadians don't care about that kind of thing. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1293 | Wouldn't it be great if we could afford rent in this part of town. | 1.2867 | 0.04225 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1294 | It's not my fault the cartoonist ran out of colored ink. | 1.2867 | 0.05121 | 143 | 114 | 17 | 12 |
1295 | For one, you've become a royal pain the ass... | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1296 | You can take it off now, Harry. | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1297 | Face it, you're no Prince Harry. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1298 | Why couldn't you just wear a Canadian pin, like most Americans? | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1299 | I wasn't thinking this when I told you should treat me as a queen, but it is a starting point. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1300 | Yes, Emperor, everyone can see your new clothes. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1301 | That's not how you get respect, George. | 1.2867 | 0.04561 | 143 | 116 | 16 | 11 |
1302 | Heavy too, were the shoes. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1303 | I’m thinking about getting a horse... | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1304 | So, you abdicated. There are other kingdoms out there. | 1.2847 | 0.04200 | 144 | 109 | 30 | 5 |
1305 | When you take "dress up parties" too serious | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1306 | Harry, this isn't England. No one cares. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1307 | Remember, He should be surprised. So yell something like, “Off with his head!” | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1308 | When we abdicated, you were supposed to turn in the regalia. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1309 | You know when I said you were my prince, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1310 | Mel Brooks was wrong. | 1.2837 | 0.04309 | 141 | 105 | 32 | 4 |
1311 | Honey it is only traffic court. | 1.2837 | 0.00712 | 141 | 116 | 22 | 3 |
1312 | I just don't think referring to yourself in the third person is approachable. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1313 | In retrospect, maybe Medieval Times wasn't the best place to have my 40th birthday party. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1314 | Yes, Hector, you've told me, many times, that "dress for the job you want" worked for you last time. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1315 | Honey, I still love you, despite your delusions of grandeur... | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1316 | Happy now . . . ? | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1317 | Did you get a load of that guy's hat? | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1318 | Just because Trump gets away with it, doesn't mean you can pull it off Tom. | 1.2837 | 0.04965 | 141 | 111 | 20 | 10 |
1319 | The great thing about Canada is no one recognizes us. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1320 | Stop complaining, you were the one who said the castle was too big for just the two of us. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1321 | You have to dress for the job you WANT. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1322 | It will be better next time when the cartoonist finishes coloring you in. | 1.2837 | 0.04965 | 141 | 111 | 20 | 10 |
1323 | You know honey, I’m really glad you chose the Emperor’s OLD cloths for our night on the town. | 1.2837 | 0.04129 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1324 | They used the side entrance and walked home to avoid the paparazzi. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1325 | King of your own castle my ass, we live in cramped Apt. # 12. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1326 | Relax, nobody's going to recognize you. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1327 | This is XIV Street. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1328 | O.K., I give up. Just buy the Corvette. | 1.2837 | 0.04250 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1329 | It was a nice evening, except for the part when you looked at the waiter and said, "Check, mate. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1330 | You know, I thought being king would change my life.” | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
1331 | I don't think you really understand 'casual Friday'. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1332 | I do think you're special but I hoped it wouldn't go to your head. | 1.2837 | 0.04309 | 141 | 105 | 32 | 4 |
1333 | This is not what I expected when you promised to treat me like your queen. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1334 | I don’t need to return it until Friday so actually, I can be king for a week... | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1335 | Once again, Betty mistakenly thought Doug meant "we" when he actually meant "me". | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1336 | Didn't I say that horse looked lame and not to trade your kingdom? | 1.2837 | 0.05066 | 141 | 112 | 18 | 11 |
1337 | When your security detail is limited to a speed dial to 911 | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1338 | It sure didn't taste like a meal fit for a king. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
1339 | You're supposed to quit those too, Harry. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
1340 | 'I told you we'd never get away with it. You could've at least worn the ginger wig.' | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1341 | I wonder how many people realize that royalty is just around the corner. | 1.2828 | 0.04176 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1342 | Since some people call me a royal pain in the ass, I thought I'd dress the part. | 1.2817 | 0.04455 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
1343 | Donald, you need a break. 2024 is just around the corner | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
1344 | Harry and Meghan struggle to claim their average guy street creds. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1345 | Harry, I thought we moved here to escape attention? | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1346 | So you didn't become king. It beats being a Romanov | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1347 | It's not that I don't love you, Rupert, but I've always pictured myself as Queen of a much larger kingdom. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1348 | I thought you said getting co-op board approval was more of an art than a science | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1349 | Boy, Canada is great. I can walk around just being myself and people just leave me alone. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1350 | At least you dress like the royal pain you are... | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
1351 | “Well, I thought your rendition of Donald Trump was pretty good.“ | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1352 | I know losing America and then it becoming a democracy has really got you down but who knows, maybe one day it will become an autocracy again? | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
1353 | Perhaps the job search would be more successful if you don’t make them call you “His Royal Highness.” | 1.2806 | 0.02982 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1354 | The stigma of the corona virus. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1355 | Ok! So you wanna be a king. a king is a ruler. a ruler is 12 inches, 12 inches is a foot. Maybe I could be a Queen if I put my foot up your... | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1356 | You’ll always be my prince | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1357 | Burger King really enhanced its standards... | 1.2774 | 0.00733 | 137 | 115 | 19 | 3 |
1358 | The dating website called it "peacocking." Plus, it covers my bald spot. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1359 | Well, I think you're a very stable genius! | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1360 | Retirement in France got complicated after Norb learned that 'ex-pat' isn't short for 'ex-patriarch'. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1361 | I never thought I'd miss the paparazzi. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1362 | Just keep looking straight ahead, honey. Pretend like we belong here. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1363 | Look Sid, I don’t care who your mother said was your real father, Prince was just his stage and professional name. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1364 | This is the last time we're going to Burger King | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1365 | Yes, honey. You're the king of this street corner too. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1366 | Now what? | 1.2774 | 0.03768 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1367 | Hank, I think your over exaggerating on your promotion. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1368 | I agree the queen was rather harsh, Harry, but I told you you can't have it both ways. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1369 | I told you, Herman, no one is wearing crowns anymore | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1370 | Somehow the birthday parties at Burger King felt much more spectacular when I was twelve. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1371 | It's time to face the facts, Charles. Nothing in our price range comes with a moat. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1372 | Harold. Stop buying hats from Trump.com! | 1.2774 | 0.05152 | 137 | 110 | 16 | 11 |
1373 | So, you can take a Windsor out of the family, but you can never take the family out of a Windsor. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1374 | I know they're peasants, but you can at least try to be nice tonight. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1375 | I'm not sure I like it in Vancouver after all | 1.2774 | 0.03839 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1376 | Honey, when they say 'dress for the job you want', this isn't exactly what they mean. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1377 | Did you see that guy's shirt? how gaudy. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1378 | I didn’t think they would take my desire for fewer royal responsibilities so seriously. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1379 | OK. One more block then I get to wear them. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1380 | I assume you’re taking me to Burger King again? | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1381 | I just can't WAIT to be king! ♫ | 1.2774 | 0.00733 | 137 | 115 | 19 | 3 |
1382 | When Harry met Meghan--Part II | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1383 | I told you they wouldn’t care in Canada... | 1.2774 | 0.03623 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1384 | Yesterday it was a clown, today a king, where are we eating tomorrow? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1385 | Meghan keeps saying I've got to move on. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1386 | See? All i have to do is walk with my six fingered hands in my pockets and nobody knows I'm royalty. | 1.2774 | 0.04174 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
1387 | I still just don't FEEL Canadian... | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1388 | Well, it's not like you won the popular vote. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1389 | George, owning a franchise doesn't actually make you a Burger King. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1390 | Where did you get the idea that The New Yorker does cartoons in color? | 1.2774 | 0.04543 | 137 | 107 | 23 | 7 |
1391 | But, don't you think it's better to wait until Halloween to dress up like the president? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1392 | Next time remember to bring the invitation. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1393 | Ok I admit I don't know much about the Royal Family, but I'm pretty sure the one in charge is Freddie Mercury. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1394 | I used to wear it to bed, but it made my head uneasy." | 1.2774 | 0.04424 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
1395 | Honey, I'm not sure this is what they mean when they say "dress for the job you want." | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1396 | Annoying, I'm used to. But now you're just being a royal pain. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1397 | The Royals are coming! The Royals are coming! | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1398 | You can't keep saying, "I have the best crown of all the crowns". You're not the president. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1399 | I think it's time we 'step back' from Ren Fair. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1400 | Did you remember to feed the subjects? | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1401 | My crown means nothing in this side of the pond.You have to be a CEO | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1402 | So my therapist says, "Dress for the job you want..." | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1403 | Meghan and Prince Harry try to blend in | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1404 | ... and let me guess, the Royal Uber account is under Grandma's name as well? | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1405 | Your status has been revoked. It's time to move on. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1406 | Harry, I know you're having second thoughts, but we agreed you wouldn't wear the crown in public. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1407 | Hey, you're the one who said I am a royal pain in the ass. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1408 | Evaline's kiss did indeed turn the frog into a prince; but, alas, she dropped her car keys into the pond. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1409 | Are you sure the coronation was today? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1410 | You know, it doesn't always have to be a burger | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1411 | I'm sorry Mr. President, but the Constitution specifically prohibits titles of nobility. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1412 | You haven’t beheaded any of your exes, have you? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1413 | The King and I, on Broadway. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1414 | Dammit Harry, you're NOT the "King of Burgers". | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1415 | I know these last few years have been difficult for you, with the the infallibility of the patriarchy crumbling. | 1.2774 | 0.03697 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1416 | You're always trying to lord it over everyone else. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1417 | It was not until after dinner that Sally began to suspect there was something odd about Gerrald. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1418 | Stop moping and just issue a royal decree. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1419 | Do you think people will notice you now? | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1420 | Dress for the job you want, Barbara | 1.2774 | 0.00733 | 137 | 114 | 20 | 3 |
1421 | Well, sometimes it's not good to be king. | 1.2774 | 0.04774 | 137 | 109 | 19 | 9 |
1422 | I thought my outfit was worth at least one free Whopper. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1423 | It only feels pedestrian until you chop off some heads. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1424 | I was going for Sussex casual. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1425 | I'm breaking up with you because my delusions of grandeur are intimidated by your delusions of grandeur. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1426 | Are you sure this is what your shrink said would improve your self-esteem? | 1.2774 | 0.03548 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1427 | Ok. You’re not a prince among men. Now what? | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1428 | I can’t believe you forgot where you parked the carriage! | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1429 | Oh the look on his face when you asked for the check.. | 1.2761 | 0.00749 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1430 | I told you, honey...If you don't bring the kids, they will make fun of you at Medieval Times | 1.2761 | 0.03804 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
1431 | I guess Harry was right, Brexit means I have to leave as well. | 1.2761 | 0.00749 | 134 | 114 | 16 | 4 |
1432 | Did you pay the rent? Also we have to remember to get milk. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1433 | Be noncalant | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1434 | I'm not so sure this "mingling with the common people" will be easy for you. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1435 | Tom, I think you misunderstood when the Palace invite said "dress appropriately". | 1.2761 | 0.00749 | 134 | 111 | 21 | 2 |
1436 | Maybe there's another reason why you are having trouble blending in. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1437 | The strangest thing is this is not my first date with a king. | 1.2761 | 0.04481 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1438 | Fine. You’re king of the world. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1439 | Well...this isn't what I thought the dentist meant when he said he'd "put a crown in" | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1440 | You said there would be press and paparazzi and a big to-do! | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1441 | He said the emperor has no clothes as a joke, but you do need to zip up. | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1442 | Be quiet Melania, I told you my disguise was perfect" | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1443 | I always say, dress for the job you want. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1444 | No offense, Dad, but I'd rather marry an oligarch. | 1.2761 | 0.05124 | 134 | 107 | 17 | 10 |
1445 | As the Johnsons left their lawyer's office, they could not help but feel they had just been royally screwed. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1446 | Do these pants make my butt look big? | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1447 | Arnie, I keep tellin' ya whether it's "for the apparel oft proclaims the man" or "the clothes make the man," it ain't workin' for ya. | 1.2761 | 0.00749 | 134 | 114 | 16 | 4 |
1448 | Do you really think the queen is scouring social media, looking for a replacement for Harry and Meghan? | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1449 | Did you remember to bring the Burger King coupon? | 1.2761 | 0.05232 | 134 | 108 | 15 | 11 |
1450 | Well, I guess we have come down a little bit in the world but I never thought our doorman would need to see my ID. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1451 | So, Donald, how are you enjoying retirement? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1452 | Maybe around this next corner Donald, they will appreciate who you are | 1.2761 | 0.03246 | 134 | 103 | 29 | 2 |
1453 | You realize it’s one minute to midnight? | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1454 | Harry if we have any hope to pull off the whole megxit thing, you gotta lose the cape n’ crown | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 134 | 100 | 31 | 3 |
1455 | I'm surprised they asked for your ID. | 1.2761 | 0.04604 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1456 | Cheer up, honey. It’s still pretty good to be the king. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1457 | Are we close to VIIIth avenue? | 1.2761 | 0.04481 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1458 | I thought we would at least still be able to get a good table at a restaurant. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 134 | 100 | 31 | 3 |
1459 | All you need now is the castle. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1460 | But they promised us Brexit would be good . | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1461 | Helen, you look ridiculous in that sweater. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1462 | I thought your Hamilton phase was over. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1463 | Revolution is just around the corner | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1464 | NO, Harry, we didn't make a mistake .. me, Canada? The real world? Much better for you, right? Harry? right? ... | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1465 | Watch out ahead--Harry's still adjusting. | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1466 | I don't know... it could be your accent?" | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1467 | Harry hasn't quite grasped the idea of what a 'simpler' lifestyle actually means. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1468 | I told you the gentrification in this neighborhood is out of hand. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1469 | Baby, I told you people would give you weird looks if you took that purse. | 1.2761 | 0.05124 | 134 | 107 | 17 | 10 |
1470 | Just call me Harry, just call me Harry, just call me Harry, just call me... | 1.2761 | 0.05124 | 134 | 107 | 17 | 10 |
1471 | Well you did loose a lot of weight while in there Donald... | 1.2761 | 0.04957 | 134 | 108 | 16 | 10 |
1472 | Harry, are you sure your grandmother won't mind you brought the crown with you? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1473 | Well, if you'd pay the royal chef more, he wouldn't need a second job in the village. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1474 | When Harry Met Meghan | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1475 | I guess we're having dinner at Burger King again, right? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1476 | That cloak of invisibility seems to be working | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1477 | They would never let me wear this stuff back in England | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1478 | Well, we'll always have our brand. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1479 | I told you to write down where you parked the carriage. | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1480 | I know, I know- but how will people know we are still Royalty? | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1481 | I guess dressing for the job you want doesn't always work out. | 1.2761 | 0.02678 | 134 | 110 | 19 | 5 |
1482 | You are really becoming a royal pain in the ass! | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1483 | You're not worried about being recognized? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1484 | I just don't get why you always expect the "royal treatment" | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1485 | So it turns out this IS what the common folks do. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1486 | Even though Richard was the "King Of Savings" back at the car dealership in Springfield, here in the big city his crown and robe felt a little silly. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1487 | It was just a game of checkers, Stan. You can't take it literally. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1488 | Is this really how you interpret business casual? | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1489 | You can be such a royal pain. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1490 | You could've saved your Donald Trump costume until Halloween... | 1.2754 | 0.03675 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1491 | Did I mention I just got my genealogy test results? | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1492 | I think you're in the wrong cartoon. | 1.2754 | 0.05221 | 138 | 112 | 14 | 12 |
1493 | It's Vancouver. Accept it! | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1494 | No, abdication is not reversible | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1495 | In another “New York Moment,” estranged twins are about to find out just how differently their lives have gone. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1496 | Did you think to ask your dentist about the crown? | 1.2754 | 0.05119 | 138 | 111 | 16 | 11 |
1497 | I don't think you're getting the hang of this incognito thing. | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1498 | Don’t look them in the eyes. They can sense your wealth. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1499 | It’s been twenty years, Harry. When will you adapt? | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1500 | I miss the Palace, eh. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1501 | Dan, I think you took that "Dress for Success" seminar a little too literally. | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1502 | I don’t think you’ve quite nailed the independence thing yet. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1503 | It's hard mixing with the hoi polloi. | 1.2754 | 0.03816 | 138 | 105 | 30 | 3 |
1504 | See, no one cares! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1505 | Am I why you have the moat? | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1506 | Yeah, but his taste in food is garbage. | 1.2741 | 0.00743 | 135 | 116 | 17 | 2 |
1507 | There are better ways to show solidarity with Megan and Harry | 1.2741 | 0.05090 | 135 | 108 | 17 | 10 |
1508 | I don't understand why people keep trying to rob us. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1509 | I hope it’s been a good day. | 1.2741 | 0.00743 | 135 | 119 | 14 | 2 |
1510 | Now we know smart casual is not a crown and ermine robe. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1511 | You thought The King and I required audience participation? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1512 | On second thought, maybe you should just dress for the job you have... | 1.2741 | 0.02768 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1513 | I thought "Canada on our own" would be more fun. | 1.2741 | 0.03924 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
1514 | Does this mean I’ll have to learn how to hail a cab? | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1515 | ...and then I said, 'F&$! the Royal Famil-' | 1.2741 | 0.03781 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
1516 | The second word in time-travel implies luggage. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1517 | Meghan, you were right. No one in Victoria recognizes us. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1518 | I know we renounced our titles when we moved to Canada, but I still expected a bit of pomp and circumstance when we got here. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1519 | If you wanted free nuggets, you should have dressed as a cow. | 1.2741 | 0.00743 | 135 | 120 | 13 | 2 |
1520 | The renaissance fair is where, you said? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1521 | The Canadians recognize you darling, we just said we wanted to lead and normal life and be left alone; it is a country full of compliant people. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1522 | A friendly wave is sufficient,Bob. Don't expect anyone to bow. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1523 | I was sure I'd simply clicked "large," not "king-size" ... | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1524 | Harry, get a grip. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1525 | I'm getting really tired of this 'sovereign citizen' crap, Jerry." | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1526 | Your sense of entitlement is astounding! | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1527 | Don’t be sad, not every Uber driver has Camelot on their GPS. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1528 | If you ask me, this neighbourhood is rather pedestrian.” | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1529 | I just wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1530 | You're a royal pain in the ass, Harry. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1531 | I thought being King meant job security...boy was I wrong. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1532 | This isn’t Queens and you’re not the King. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1533 | See? Nobody notices. Give up the king job so we can retire. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1534 | Like the others who abdicated before you, you're going to have to take it off someday. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1535 | I wish people would just ignore us. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1536 | It’s an entry level job, they’re not gonna call you ‘your highness’. | 1.2741 | 0.05197 | 135 | 109 | 15 | 11 |
1537 | Well at least you're a benevolent dictator. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1538 | Do you think anyone will recognize us on Vancouver Island? | 1.2741 | 0.05197 | 135 | 109 | 15 | 11 |
1539 | You could always try doing commercials | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1540 | She said prepare for coronavirus not coronation. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1541 | I'm sorry, your majesty. The guillotine museum was a bad call. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1542 | I told you we're not going to find a rent-controlled castle in this neighborhood. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1543 | Lenny and Helen realize that even last night's vigorous role-playing escapade was not enough to reignite their long-dormant passions. | 1.2741 | 0.05090 | 135 | 108 | 17 | 10 |
1544 | I told you the neighborhood was changing. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1545 | Maybe just treat me like a Queen in private. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1546 | Maybe they will still have candy at the next house. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1547 | No Harry, not all pimps dress like this. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1548 | Stacy had been able to overlook the red flags, but the cape was harder to ignore. | 1.2741 | 0.04326 | 135 | 109 | 18 | 8 |
1549 | Vacations just haven't been the same since you were deposed. | 1.2741 | 0.05090 | 135 | 108 | 17 | 10 |
1550 | We all knew Brexit would have wide ranging and unexpected impacts on our lives. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1551 | The old neighborhood hardly looks the same without the war and pestilence. | 1.2741 | 0.02335 | 135 | 107 | 26 | 2 |
1552 | We won’t be coming back here again.. I feel like we were treated like peasants.. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1553 | Remember it's only a corner nation, not a coronation. | 1.2734 | 0.04544 | 139 | 107 | 26 | 6 |
1554 | Something about wearing a crown just naturally makes you stand up straighter. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1555 | So, we're telling your folks that we're not yet living together, and that I'm of the aristocracy...? | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1556 | Ok, so you're sure I'm not overdressed for this party? | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
1557 | They’re just not ready for a king yet, hon. Maybe next year. | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
1558 | Maybe if you kiss a frog's backside. it will turn you from a prince to a normal person? | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1559 | Tell me again... Why did we move to Canada? | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1560 | If Trump can get away with it so can you. | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1561 | You couldn't just wear a hat, like everyone else... | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1562 | I guess I had something else in mind when you said “The Royal Treatment.” | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1563 | Can you cover dinner? I left my wallet at home. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1564 | And here we see the latest royals, leaving the safety of their natural surroundings but having a somewhat difficult time blending in. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1565 | I once thought income redistribution was a good idea! | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1566 | So, this is a sidewalk right, not a pavement? | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1567 | I wasn’t fired. It was a Fredxit. | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
1568 | 'The King of Queens' is all well and good, but this is Soho. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1569 | Hold on Harry! This looks like a good spot. I'm going back to the car to get the guitar and bucket. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1570 | We've left The Firm, and the ermine is a nice touch. But couldn't you just leave off with the crown? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1571 | A restless king walked alone, on narrow streets of cobblestone | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1572 | I thought it was your turn to be the retinue. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1573 | Now that I can do anything, I’m thinking about a name change. How does the United States of Trump Sound? | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1574 | I shouldn't have listened to you and gone ahead and worn my tiara. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1575 | Heavy is the head that wears the crown and is told there will be a ninety minute wait for a table regardless. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1576 | Harry... I think we should talk... | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1577 | I told you that wasn't butter. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1578 | Harry, I know moving to Canada hasn't been easy, But at least you can wear a crown now. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1579 | Your red jacket makes you stand out too much. | 1.2656 | 0.03919 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1580 | I know role-playing lifts your spirits, Charles, but I question the wisdom of doing it where Mummy-in-law might see. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1581 | You said, "casual!" You didn't say, "Royal casual!" Now I feel totally underdressed! | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1582 | I told you Mr. Bloomberg, people outside the office aren’t going to immediately understand the crown and cape. Give it time.” | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1583 | Wow, wow. But you still live at your grandmother's? | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1584 | Sorry, but I'm announcing that I'm stepping back from you and moving to Canada | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1585 | I thought you said it has two stars. | 1.2656 | 0.00784 | 128 | 111 | 15 | 2 |
1586 | Casual Fridays certainly have evolved. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1587 | I know it's not historically accurate, but I still think we need a prenup. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1588 | So all this time you did mean the royal we... | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1589 | Meghan, darling, you have to stop calling me Harry if we’re going to pull off these new identities. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1590 | Sorry, Donald, but the outfit and crown will not get you what you want. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1591 | I just wish you'd make more of an effort, Sandra. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1592 | If we can make it in New York, we can make it anywhere. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1593 | Harry & Meghan, contemplating millennial life's unfairness, alone, entitled and destitute. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1594 | I knew your ego would get the best of you someday... | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1595 | Gotta be honest. I really miss the moat. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1596 | I'm hoping we can keep this narrative going at least until our child's fifth grade democracy unit. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1597 | No one will notice here, Harry; they'll think you're just another hockey fan. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1598 | I don't think anyone believed the astronaut costume last high-school reunion. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1599 | That is the last time I ask him to stream 'The Crown' with me. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1600 | No one's gonna believe you're Prince Harry, Derrick. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1601 | After stepping away from their royal duties, the king and queen sought to live a normal life amongst the people. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1602 | Dear, maybe everyone across this land is metaphorically ‘blind.’ | 1.2656 | 0.04294 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1603 | I hate that 'stink eye' from the royal 1% | 1.2656 | 0.04833 | 128 | 103 | 17 | 8 |
1604 | Meghan, I don't care if Grandma finds out I kept these. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1605 | How about your Kingdom for an Uber? | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1606 | We're going back to return this - A museum is not a thrift shop. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1607 | There's nothing like being last year’s Prom King. | 1.2640 | 0.04118 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1608 | My therapist said this would reinforce a positive self-image. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1609 | Put the crown away. This neighborhood seems sketchy. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1610 | Lose the crown, you are blowing our cover! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1611 | Watch out for the narcissist | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1612 | Why can't WE move to Canada? | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1613 | Look, we’re enjoying our exile, I mean our voluntary separation, right? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1614 | Do you think people thought I was a little old for that birthday party? | 1.2640 | 0.04771 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1615 | We’ll blend in and stand out at the same time, eh? | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1616 | I said I wanted to be treated like a king, not dress up like one. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1617 | Now all you need are the burgers! | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1618 | I’m sorry. It’s just that I thought you would be more of a merry old soul. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1619 | You’re the one who wanted to go out amongst your people | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1620 | Don't be upset. We tried to tell you wearing that costume would not get you a job at Burger King! | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1621 | You don't need a red cloak to get elected. A red cap and a tie would do. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1622 | I long for the days when you felt that wearing your MAGA hat was adequate proof of your fealty. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1623 | When I said some role playing would spice up things, I didn’t mean King Lear. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1624 | How many years ago was your prom? | 1.2640 | 0.02816 | 125 | 101 | 21 | 3 |
1625 | I’m not sure you blend. | 1.2640 | 0.04493 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1626 | I just don't get it. We came all the way to Canada and people still don't look at me as normal. | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
1627 | It would seem that clothes do not necessarily make a king. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1628 | I told you it’s not a costume party. | 1.2640 | 0.03876 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1629 | I don't think we're in Kensington anymore, Harry. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1630 | And you said it was good to be the King... | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1631 | And still no one has even asked for your autograph. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1632 | When you meet my mother, don't call yourself the `Mattress King'. She'll misinterpret it. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1633 | Was it as good as Tom Petty said it would be? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1634 | The date was going surprisingly well, but Cathy couldn't help wondering what had happened to Hank "The Mattress King of Ipswich" Tudor's previous five wives. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1635 | So, Pippin, are you saying it's NOT good to be the King? | 1.2636 | 0.03305 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1636 | I told you that distant relations didn’t matter to your boss. | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
1637 | Did the dentist say when the permanent one would be ready? | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1638 | Harry, I told you jeans are OK in Canada. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1639 | -Vancouver Island Royals still has a nice ring to it, don't you think? | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1640 | It's like we're trapped walking around in a hastily-drawn cartoon. | 1.2636 | 0.05223 | 129 | 105 | 14 | 10 |
1641 | King for a day, idiot for life | 1.2636 | 0.03570 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1642 | You kind of buried the lede in your on-line profile. | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
1643 | When I said you were a royal pain, I didn’t mean it literally | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1644 | Gee...not even Burger King wants an ex-royal | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1645 | He's just Harry in Toronto. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1646 | Just because Harry and Meghan left does not mean there’s an opening, Bill! | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1647 | Listen Harry, you are going to have to stop flip flopping on this. Make up your mind for once and all. | 1.2636 | 0.05223 | 129 | 105 | 14 | 10 |
1648 | Our neighbor was so rude, calling you a Royal Pain. | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
1649 | What about Canada? No one will find us there. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1650 | next time just wear a brightly colored shirt if you want people to notice you. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1651 | How many other couples will be auditioning, do you think? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1652 | Harry is out, so the competition is down to Chuck, Will and you. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1653 | Sussex Toil?"_"Sussex Boil?"_"Sussex Foil?"_"Sussex Roil?"... | 1.2619 | 0.04870 | 126 | 102 | 16 | 8 |
1654 | Honestly Harry, no one is interested anymore. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1655 | I don't think "gentrification" means what you think it means ... | 1.2619 | 0.04602 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1656 | Oh. I think I lost the keys to the kingdom. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1657 | What kind of margarine was that again? | 1.2619 | 0.03933 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
1658 | Well, that was unusual. I didn't even think they still made that margarine | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1659 | Why do YOU think your therapist said you have a King complex? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1660 | The life of a Margarine King isn't really too Imperial. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1661 | No, you cannot execute the nice man with the dog. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1662 | I can never remember, is it Henry Charles Albert David, or Henry David Charles Albert? | 1.2619 | 0.04602 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1663 | Do you think the people know democracy has failed? | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1664 | You got to dress for the job you want, Cheryl | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1665 | Who do you think you are? The king of me | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1666 | Careful, Sire! The woman who just turned the corner ahead of us is a known anarchist, and the dog behind us is a ghost. | 1.2619 | 0.00928 | 126 | 109 | 12 | 5 |
1667 | If I win this caption contest, we can afford full color. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1668 | Canada isn't so bad, once you learn the language. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1669 | Everyone's avoiding me 'cause I've got that corona thing. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1670 | Just wait until the Queen hears we're living in Bushwick now... | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1671 | I've been thinking about getting more involved in politics. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1672 | You do deserve the part, but being an extra in The Crown doesn't mean what you think it means, dear. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1673 | I'm not embarrassed by you, I just thought the burger was a little greasy. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1674 | Were we right to leave the Royal family? | 1.2619 | 0.04602 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1675 | Don’t worry about them, in my book you are the burger king. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1676 | You can't go home Harry" | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1677 | So now you think your king of the world. | 1.2602 | 0.03232 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1678 | It bothers me only when strangers call me Queen ... | 1.2602 | 0.04666 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1679 | So, we sold the castle. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1680 | Honestly Charles, I can't believe you didn't know it wasn't butter. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1681 | Goodness gracious Bob. At least Richard got a horse for his. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1682 | What a majestic stroll. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1683 | Well, the obeisance was half-hearted, as was the soup. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1684 | Actually Tom, I said you needed to be more /loyal/ but now I kinda like the look. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1685 | You would never have been king,but we should have left the trappings behind when we moved to Canada. | 1.2602 | 0.04371 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1686 | I knew we were in trouble when he demanded your ransom. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1687 | Harry and Margaret on a collision course with history | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1688 | For want of a hedge on my collateralized debt obligations my kingdom was lost | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1689 | This is exactly why no one likes playing Risk with you. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1690 | Liberté, égalité, fraternité or, The Crown vs. The Colorless Class | 1.2602 | 0.00816 | 123 | 106 | 13 | 4 |
1691 | 'Long live the King' is beginning to feel more like a burden. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1692 | Now that we’re commoners, do you think anyone will notice us? | 1.2602 | 0.03801 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1693 | Maybe we should just move to Canada. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1694 | I think it would have gone better if you hadn’t shit your pants. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1695 | At least you got to be a king. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1696 | You're not fooling anyone. | 1.2602 | 0.00816 | 123 | 104 | 17 | 2 |
1697 | If you keep wearing a Burger King crown in public, I want a divorce. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1698 | Why does everyone keep asking me to make burgers | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1699 | It doesn't say anywhere what you are the king of. | 1.2602 | 0.04521 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1700 | Heavy is the head that can't hail a taxi. | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 102 | 14 | 7 |
1701 | It's your own fault for asking the dentist for a new crown. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1702 | It wasn't service fit for a king. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1703 | I’m sorry I forgot my tiara! | 1.2602 | 0.04666 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1704 | At least people recognized us in Britain. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1705 | It's no horse-drawn carriage, but I can call us an UberBlack car if you're tired of walking. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1706 | I’m not trying to change you again, I’m just saying frogs are less conspicuous. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1707 | It's a dreary neighborhood and a touch of color doesn't hurt. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1708 | I wonder if Megan and Harry have this much trouble finding a table. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1709 | I had a Whopper. Why didn't I get a crown? | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1710 | I guess the old royalty thing isn't what it used to be | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1711 | When you said ‘disguise’ I pictured something less conspicuous in mind. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
1712 | Honey, I know you won the National Spelling Bee crown, but that was 35 years ago. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1713 | I admit it's awkward, but at least we got out of Queens. | 1.2581 | 0.03776 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1714 | Just because we've stepped down doesn't mean we have to downgrade our wardrobe, Meghan. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1715 | I think they got the message I was looking for a higher level position. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1716 | I’m bored. Let’s go behead someone | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1717 | A king in his own country"...no, wait, that's a "prophet" | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1718 | Be yourself, they said. Your life will change, they said. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1719 | Meghan, this is harder than I thought. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1720 | Winning The New Yorker's "King for a Day" contest isn't quite as glamorous as I'd imagined. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1721 | Harry, honey. I am just saying I am not sure that Canadians care all that much about whether or not you’re a prince. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1722 | Meghan: But remember Harry, only on Halloween. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1723 | Well, you're a king to ME, Arnold. Isn't that enough? | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1724 | If you want to make friends here, maybe don't begin every sentence with 'What I liked in Europe...'. Also, maybe lose the crown. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1725 | This is supposed to be your idea of "stepping back?" | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1726 | I know. Let's move to Canada. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1727 | Don’t you think you’re a bit overdressed for Bingo night! | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1728 | Forget the scepter, George. I’d get a jester and an entourage. | 1.2581 | 0.05231 | 124 | 101 | 14 | 9 |
1729 | Sometimes I think you over-tip. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1730 | When I said I needed you to treat me like royalty, this was not what I had in mind. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1731 | There was a time when we would’ve been carried around the block. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1732 | No, I didn’t think I’d miss processions either. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1733 | The job at Burger King didn't turn out to be quite what I had hoped, Mildred. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
1734 | At least you don't have to campaign every few years. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1735 | Do we have to walk? Couldn't we just take four horses, a royal carriage, and the palace guard? | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1736 | Even Prince Harry realized that it would take too long to be king. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1737 | I think you may have crossed the line when you asked the waiter to carry you to the bathroom. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1738 | Harry, are you having second thoughts about our decision to move to Canada? | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1739 | Just remember Donald, it's not a whopper if you believe it. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1740 | Blind dates are usually mysterious, but I think I have you pretty much pegged. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1741 | Yes, you found the baby in the cake, we know! | 1.2581 | 0.04108 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1742 | Now Harry, we already talked about this and worked it out with you Mum. You have got to lose the accessories. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1743 | Don't worry honey, velvet will come back in style and you'll show them! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1744 | You miss London, don't you, Harry? | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1745 | You are still the King to me | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1746 | I know I said dress for the job you want - but, Harold, we don't even live in a monarchy. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1747 | Harry and Meghan soon realized their mistake. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1748 | I heard there's an opening for Duke of Sussex. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1749 | It doesn't matter, you can't talk to the Uber driver like that. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1750 | Backtrack - where was the last place you had your scepter? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1751 | I’m just not used to carrying money. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1752 | I really thought the crown would get us a table, but I just like the cape | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1753 | Excuse me but I’m no black and white subject. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1754 | You are too old for birthdays at Medieval Times | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1755 | You would think they would at least react to the color. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1756 | His Contemporary Royal Highness | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1757 | It used to mean something. | 1.2562 | 0.03808 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1758 | Royally flummoxed | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1759 | I know we are courting, but isn’t this a little much? | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1760 | You need to check your privilege. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1761 | Apparently, the king's speech did not go over too well. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1762 | Harry, we just renounced our royal titles. You can't keep opening a tab under "Her Majesty the Queen" | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1763 | I thought we agreed to try to blend in with the commoners. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1764 | I’m so sick of the burger jokes. Bring your scepter tomorrow. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1765 | So Henry, how did things end with your ex? | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1766 | Thank you for marrying me. My Green Card is the first step to making America a part of my empire again” | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1767 | I told you the robe was too much. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1768 | But I wanna be King! I would be the best King ever! Everybody says so, Princess. Everybody! So why do they take me to court whenever I issue a new edict? I don’t know, Daddy. Let’s ask Jared. | 1.2542 | 0.05408 | 118 | 97 | 12 | 9 |
1769 | Don't worry Honey, you'll always be my king. | 1.2542 | 0.03841 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1770 | Honey, I KNOW your mother called you, “ my little prince” but don’t you think you might be taking this a bit too seriously? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1771 | Aren't you glad you don't have to run for reelection? | 1.2542 | 0.04026 | 118 | 88 | 30 | 0 |
1772 | Go to Canada, he says. They'll treat us like Royalty, he says. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1773 | If I hide my ginger hair, the Canadians won't notice | 1.2542 | 0.04115 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1774 | Not bad.... 4.95 at TJ Maxx | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1775 | Megan, I really enjoy being finally free without the risk of being recognized | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1776 | Linda accepted his "King for a Day" idea - but for one day only. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1777 | Paper crowns AND exposed brick!? I'm so glad they finally opened a Burger King here in Bushwick! | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1778 | Ok, it didn't work out....maybe you can be a Duke instead? | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1779 | Make way, make way! King of Needing Attention coming through! | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1780 | No ma'am, I am not the Burger King. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1781 | Yes, your kiss awakened me...to my true sexual orientation. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1782 | After dinner was over Bill had a sneaking suspicion that the restaurant had not served REAL butter. | 1.2542 | 0.03746 | 118 | 99 | 13 | 6 |
1783 | I think you misunderstand the limits of your authority as Block Captain, Donny dear. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1784 | I feel invisible in Vancouver. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1785 | You walked in hound excrement your majesty | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1786 | I can't believe it's not butter either. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1787 | No, it's not the crown, it's the economy, stupid! | 1.2521 | 0.03907 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1788 | I wish they had also taken the clothes when they foreclosed on the castle. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1789 | Harry I'm concerned that you're not coping with the transition to civilian life in a very healthy way | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1790 | When Harry arrives, you are NOT wearing this thing! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1791 | A cab, a cab! My kingdom for a cab! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1792 | Meghan is realizing you can take the prince out of the palace, but you can’t take the palace out of the prince. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1793 | Don't let strangers kiss your ring. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1794 | Dammit Arthur,we're not buying another round table! | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1795 | ...and then he died and made me king, ya know? | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1796 | Harry, I'm worried you don't really want to "step back" | 1.2500 | 0.03848 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1797 | You’ve really changed since your DNA test results came back. You do realize that being 2785'th in line is not that big of a deal, right? | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1798 | I'm Harry from the block! | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1799 | You have to stop wearing the crown in public, Harry, or this will never work. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1800 | This doesn’t mean you’re a person of color, Fred. | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1801 | Can't we just make reservations with an App like everyone else? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1802 | Harry, I'm not sure you're still allowed to wear that... | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1803 | Hurry, we’ll be late for the Trump rally. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1804 | Look, when I agreed to step back from royal duties, I assumed that meant you'd stop wearing the crown and cape. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1805 | So when I said "Dress like the man you want to be" this is what you were thinking, huh? | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1806 | I thought you said king in the sheets. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | Are you finished wondering what the simple people do yet? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1808 | Do you really think this is what the dentist meant when she said you needed a crown? | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1809 | I just didn't think we'd stand out in Canada, Harry. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1810 | Are you sure Frogmore is rented? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1811 | Why, yes, I'm a Trump supporter...how'd you know? | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1812 | the robe is quite comfortable, but the heavy burdens on this crown are really screwing with my neck... | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1813 | Yes Donald, it is lonely at the top. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1814 | I’m hungry too but if there’s a line, there’s a line. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1815 | Honey are you sure you don’t want to call for the Bentley ? | 1.2500 | 0.04307 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
1816 | So that's what going to the D.M.V is like. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1817 | There goes the neighborhood. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1818 | I really think the New Yorker caption contest has run its course. And as for the cape and crown, just take them off. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1819 | I just figured, if Harry’s not using it... | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1820 | Your combover looks better now, but the red MAGA cape still gives it away. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1821 | Canadians aren’t going to believe that you’re Prince Harry! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1822 | Is this your way of saying democracy is dead? | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1823 | I know what you’re thinking—my loafers look ridiculous. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1824 | Wearing a crown won't make you king here in Toronto, Harry. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1825 | We’ve been around this block 1000 times. Excommunicate already. | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1826 | Alright Harry, I think it’s time we get you a new wardrobe. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1827 | Darling,if you want to blend in here,it's going to take more than walking with your hands in your pockets. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1828 | I don't think this is how to get a job, Harry. | 1.2500 | 0.04801 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1829 | Oh well,you had a good run | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1830 | My MUM never told me there would be days like this, Meghan. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1831 | Tell the truth, you miss the paparazzi, don't you. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1832 | Life used to be so simple. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1833 | You are king of your castle, dear. I just don't know if you should dress the part. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
1834 | I'm a man of means by no means. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1835 | You may be an all-knowing sovereign back home, but here you're just going to have to ask someone for directions. | 1.2500 | 0.04219 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
1836 | So the dentist said you need a new crown? | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1837 | You need a whole new concept, Harry. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1838 | This has to be , hands down, our saddest parade yet. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1839 | Maybe we should rethink this abdication thing. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1840 | Are you sure I didn't overdress for the interview? | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1841 | Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, don't... | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
1842 | Are you sure? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1843 | I guess when you are sixth in line to the throne, nobody cares. | 1.2500 | 0.04219 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
1844 | It's the emperor's new clothes all over again | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1845 | Do you really have to shout “off with his head” at every person we pass? | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1846 | This is the real world beyond the palace walls. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1847 | I told you, if you want to be emperor you need new clothes. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1848 | I think we need to change the subjects. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1849 | I’m sorry Harry that no one bowed to you at Tim Hortons. | 1.2500 | 0.00866 | 116 | 100 | 13 | 3 |
1850 | Maybe you could try not to shout "A horse! a horse!" about everything all the time. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1851 | I can’t believe the restaurant wouldn’t seat us. A robe is technically a jacket. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1852 | No, President Trump, this is not also a monarchy. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1853 | I don’t think anyone will recognize us, do you? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1854 | It’s called fashion, Susan. Look it up. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1855 | Harry, I thought you said you were done with this stuff! | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1856 | It’s my socks, isn’t it? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1857 | I'm telling you,a king is never respected in his own Village | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1858 | I’ve always believed you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1859 | Oh,it's just the master of his own fate. Keep walking. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1860 | I don't care what 23andme says about your relatives, you're embarrassing me. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1861 | Im done with burgers, Stan. It’s over. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1862 | You can take the prince out of the castle, but you can't the castle out of the prince. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1863 | I did dress down. This is only my replica crown and coat. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1864 | It is just so very hard to blend in. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1865 | You wouldn´t know it, but I´m actually naked. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1866 | No, I don't think the judge will let you 'Boleyn' your wife instead of paying alimony. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1867 | You'd think selling the castle would have at least gotten us into a doorman building... | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1868 | So what brings you all the way to New York City from the Austro-Hungarian Empire? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1869 | Define "fit." | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1870 | Act normal. There's a bloke coming around the corner who thinks the monarchy is still relevant. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1871 | No, John. That does not give you the right to "step away" from your household duties. You still have to help with the cleaning and garbage even if you think it is royal pain in your royal ass. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1872 | Your profile didn't mention you were royalty. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1873 | Perhaps the style was a bit outdated, but family heirlooms always meant a lot to George XII. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1874 | When I said I like a man who treats me like royalty, I wasn’t being literal. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1875 | "Give me a break, Harold. You still have student loans. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1876 | I am still wondering what she meant by - go fly a kite! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1877 | So next interview, maybe lose the hat? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1878 | I know it's tough, honey, things have been different since the French Revolution, and the styles have changed. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1879 | Even Archie has a moose onesie - maybe you should try and blend in more.. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1880 | At least when I gave up my senior royal duties I got to keep the clothes. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1881 | Harry, it's been 20 years. Are you still homesick?" "Shut up, Meghan. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1882 | Just because it's working for Trump, doesn't mean it's going to work for you, Bob. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1883 | I told you no one would recognize you wearing a crown. Especially in Burger King. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1884 | It's best not to let the crown go to your head. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1885 | I feel like you're not fully embracing this whole Megxit thing. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1886 | You think anyone will confuse us for Prince Harry and Meghan? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1887 | We're not in Camelot anymore. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1888 | I'm so sorry,sir. We even used all your horses and all your men. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1889 | Since when do I have to make a reservation? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1890 | I'm telling you Donald; this isn't going to end well. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1891 | I'm so happy that the Queen gave us the freedom to walk the streets | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1892 | Kelly had to admit that he treated her like a queen. | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1893 | I enjoyed our first date but wish you’d mentioned that you were the king in your profile. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1894 | Gee, I have no idea why people think you’re not serious about leaving the royal family. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1895 | The saying is king for a day, not the whole month. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1896 | We go to the UK once.... | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1897 | Maybe it’s time to act less like a king and more presidential | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1898 | The king of these streets. | 1.2456 | 0.03646 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
1899 | ... but everyone knows tan slacks don't go with a gold crown! | 1.2456 | 0.04503 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1900 | For God's sake Harry, if we are going to live like commoners you have to lose the velvet cape and coronet. | 1.2456 | 0.02351 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
1901 | So yesterday it was the clown, the day before that, the pirate. Let me guess where we’re eating today. | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1902 | Cloak shopping wears me out. | 1.2456 | 0.04327 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1903 | My kingdom for a decent brunch | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1904 | Did you really think it would last a lifetime? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1905 | You know I can't help it. It's the margarine. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1906 | You're a king for God's sake, get a grip | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1907 | Well we would have gotten a better table if you hadn't pressured me to give up my royal title. | 1.2456 | 0.02661 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
1908 | Let's go North; maybe borrow from the Germans ? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1909 | Maybe in the next country they'll have an opening for a king. | 1.2456 | 0.04503 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1910 | Honest, I tried to find a Camilla outfit but no luck." | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1911 | I know the Kingdom is short of funds, but couldn't we at least take an Uber to the Coronation? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1912 | All this for a free muffler! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1913 | I miss margarine. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1914 | Why do I get the feeling they're just being polite? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1915 | You can tell him he's not "blending." Clearly, Meghan isn't. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1916 | Harry I thought you left that back in London. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1917 | Well, THAT meal certainly wasn't fit for you | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1918 | Yeah, it's Burger King, but we don't need to take things literally! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1919 | Still, you’d think they’d at least put us on the wait list. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1920 | It’s just that, traditionally, the previous winner hands over the crown to the new pinochle champion... but I understand your reluctance in this case. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1921 | You'll always be king of my castle, even if everyone else thinks you're deluded. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1922 | Losing the Stable Genius Contest shouldn't deter you, dear. There's still the Build-the-Wall Competition. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1923 | Every afternoon, Cathy went for her constitutional monarch. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1924 | I told you, king for a day. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1925 | Because I’m king. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1926 | You ain't no Yul Brynner. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1927 | Harry, I vote we just apologize and go back home. | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1928 | I'm sorry, they are not hiring for Harry's position. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1929 | Maybe Harry and Meghan shouldn't have moved to Canada. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1930 | Remember when America left us? Certainly wasn't going to let the EU do the same! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1931 | I know you have your doubts, Shelia, but I think I finally have a real shot at filling that job vacancy at Buckingham Palace. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1932 | Only one week since Brexit, and we got her crown and gown at a flea market..... | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1933 | Just because you like it, doesn't mean it will fly at the Oscars | 1.2456 | 0.03426 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1934 | If Harry and Meghan can do it why can’t we?” | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1935 | That’s right, Steven. I’m renouncing my role as Consort. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1936 | So you want to step down from being a senior royal so we can go to a deli? | 1.2456 | 0.00881 | 114 | 95 | 18 | 1 |
1937 | Wow, Canada really doesn’t care about our royal status, huh, Megan? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1938 | I don’t care what color your cape is or how fancy your crown—no one will notice. This is New York. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1939 | Did you enjoy your Whopper? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1940 | I told you it wasn't until the 31st. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1941 | I don’t think renaissance fair is this way. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1942 | I think you're taking the DNA test results that says you're descended from royalty a little too seriously. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1943 | Around here, you're just another "duke" | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1944 | Perhaps you can wear it on Halloween as Coronavirus. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1945 | I told you Canada would not be your style, Harry. | 1.2456 | 0.03426 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1946 | Harry, I'm starting to sense that you are having regrets. So soon? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1947 | Harry, get over it...and take that Burger King hat off. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1948 | Perhaps in Canada I can be King! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1949 | Did you have to wear it to Trump rally, did you? | 1.2456 | 0.04503 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1950 | Stop yelling "off with your head" when they don't bow to you. It's still a Democracy, for now, Kenny. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1951 | I understand how you feel, but Granny was quite clear when said you could keep the nice red coat, but you had to send the crown back. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1952 | The French use margarine! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1953 | I didn’t think I’d have to walk to the “King of England’s” apartment. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1954 | Your disguise is really, really clever; I don't think anybody will think you are the real King! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1955 | So that’s what everyone is swapping out the MAGA hats for? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1956 | I coulda had class. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1957 | It just makes me question your level of commitment. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1958 | Well, Harry, if you want to be unknown here in Canada you have to lose the crown. | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1959 | All I'm saying is, why did we have to schedule our date night on Bastille Day? | 1.2455 | 0.03915 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1960 | Well, Your Royal Highness, it would be nice if one time we didn't have to eat during the early bird special. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1961 | Well, that was a lot easier than I expected. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1962 | For your new name, Harry, you can be "The Royal, formerly known as Prince." | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1963 | Maybe your mother could make you a saint? | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1964 | ''You are not going to get a free hamburger,believe me!'' | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1965 | Right now, I'd trade my kingdom for a competent travel agent; just sayin' | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1966 | If you really wanted to step away, you would take that damn thing off your head. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1967 | I don't know why you thought they were holding auditions to replace Harry | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1968 | Why did we pick Canada? | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1969 | This was not what I signed up for! | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1970 | It's like nobody knows who you are, George. | 1.2435 | 0.00873 | 115 | 100 | 12 | 3 |
1971 | Harry couldn’t shake off his old ways despite moving to Vancouver. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1972 | Harry, Don't act so surprised. We moved here to avoid being noticed. | 1.2435 | 0.04205 | 115 | 88 | 26 | 1 |
1973 | It's true, Gerald. There is no splendor being king of a shithole country. | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1974 | Abdicate shmabdicate. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1975 | And when we get to the cocktail party, this time try to avoid telling anyone who will listen "It's good to be king." | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1976 | This “state of the kingdom” walking tour may not have been your best idea | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1977 | I know they say "dress for the job you want," but Harold, this is getting out of hand. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1978 | Fine, the cape might be a bit much. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1979 | Haregretsit | 1.2432 | 0.03317 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
1980 | We were supposed to be leaving royalty behind, Harry. | 1.2432 | 0.02779 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
1981 | You don’t have to wear a crown and cape to collect your book royalties, Humbert. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1982 | You told me to act like I was having dinner with the queen come on! | 1.2432 | 0.05462 | 111 | 92 | 11 | 8 |
1983 | You don’t need to change your life based on what you found from 23 & Me. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1984 | Did you remember to bring your ID? | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1985 | Harry, I knew that you'd have trouble adapting to life in Canada, but I didn't expect this. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1986 | Canadians get such a kick out of ignoring us. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1987 | Still no discount at Trump Towers! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1988 | I think it's cute that you still like to go to Burger King on your birthday. | 1.2432 | 0.04910 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1989 | You know, this promotion really opens a lot of doors for us. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1990 | You're so arrogant, Ron. No wonder the coat check lady took you for somebody else. | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1991 | We didn't discuss this. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1992 | No. Kings are NOT making a comeback! | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1993 | Harry we’re normal people now you gotta stop wearing that in public | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1994 | It's embarrassing when you forget that you abdicated. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1995 | I think it's cute you're wearing a crown here in Canada, Harry. You'd never get to even try it on in England. | 1.2432 | 0.02628 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
1996 | Maybe I shouldn't wear this here in Canada. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1997 | Don't fret, Harry. You always knew you'd never be king. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1998 | My time has come and gone. Ya know what I mean? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1999 | Running for office may not be your thing. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
2000 | I, for one, like a ginger. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2001 | What do you mean "your people?" | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2002 | Pick up the pace Harry darling, Hollywood 's a long way off ! | 1.2411 | 0.00897 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
2003 | I thought we'd talked about this, Harry.. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2004 | What part of We are going for a walk by myself was unclear? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
2005 | I don't think the Royal family is interviewing to replace him. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2006 | Honey, no one cares that you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
2007 | Ugh, sweetie, your privilege is showing again. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2008 | I've been given to understand we will love Burger King. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2009 | Where the heck is that Royal Uber XL? | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
2010 | You may be king of the neighborhood, but you’re still a pain in the ass. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2011 | We Need to hire a Stylist for this new Life as Commoners | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2012 | Maybe everything is black and white. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
2013 | It wasn't to be, Harry. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2014 | Harry, honey, don't you think it's time for a new outfit? | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
2015 | How was I supposed to know “Kings in the Corner” was a card game? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2016 | Your English bling don't mean a thing in Paris.. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2017 | Well, we could always move to Canada | 1.2411 | 0.05418 | 112 | 93 | 11 | 8 |
2018 | Yes, the plant-based burger is here. But it's still a burger, and you're still the King | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2019 | Surely we can find a cozy walk-up. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2020 | Larry, you can't call it 'abdication' if you just quit. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2021 | Honey, this isn't what I meant when I told you to dress for success for your job interview. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2022 | You sure nobody will recognize you? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2023 | I don't know why Sarah, but being a King just doesn't do it for me anymore... | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2024 | So Jane’s vegan now, and Henry isn’t over being fired from Medieval Times — so don’t bring it up! | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2025 | So you missed your float. So you missed the parade. So...where the hell are we? | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2026 | ... and they lived mundanely ever after. | 1.2389 | 0.04666 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2027 | We really need to find you a new dentist. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2028 | I'm glad I didn't wear my peasant dress. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2029 | King of Carpetland just isn’t a draw for the paparazzi | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2030 | ‘“Let’s face it, coronations aren’t what they used to be.” | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2031 | And what, exactly, are the privileges and honors that convey with becoming the King of Pain? | 1.2385 | 0.02403 | 109 | 94 | 11 | 4 |
2032 | peasants | 1.2385 | 0.02885 | 109 | 93 | 12 | 4 |
2033 | I am making sure everybody knows the emperor has clothes! | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2034 | Well that was an exercise in feud-tility. | 1.2385 | 0.04771 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2035 | Though he was only 37th in line for the throne, Bob just couldn't wait to be king. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2036 | David, I'm afraid you've already had too much of 'The Crown". | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2037 | What do you mean we still have to live on your lilypad?! | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2038 | The Mattress King of Pacoima just doesn't carry the same weight here in NY. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2039 | Well Richard not only did you give up your kingdom, now we don't even have the horse anymore | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2040 | But I told you it was casual Friday. | 1.2385 | 0.05514 | 109 | 91 | 10 | 8 |
2041 | Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2042 | I guess we need to get Vancouver cloths | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2043 | I'm telling you, people won't know who you are without a scandal. | 1.2385 | 0.00922 | 109 | 94 | 14 | 1 |
2044 | I miss England, but Canada is nice. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2045 | UNEASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2046 | Now we just have to mix in. | 1.2385 | 0.03778 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2047 | Harry, stop being so pretentious! | 1.2385 | 0.04203 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2048 | Canada's fun, you said. Pack light, you said. Sign here, you said." | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2049 | We already have a King Donald. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2050 | I’m just saying most people would be thrilled about the return of their long lost older brother.. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2051 | I wish I was taller | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2052 | My head isn't heavy. It's the damn crown. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2053 | You said, we’d get the Royal treatment.I think we just got the Royal shaft. | 1.2385 | 0.03029 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2054 | Retirement is right around the corner. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2055 | Then he offered to trade me his MAGA hat for two of my crowns. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2056 | ...and I never know what to say to the Plantagnets" | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2057 | I know dear. I too am sorry about the death of Mr. Peanut. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2058 | Couldn’t you play Trump another night? | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2059 | Am I suppose to be on the outside? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2060 | The one-eyed couple go in search of more ink for the drawing. | 1.2385 | 0.04771 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2061 | "But the invite said 'semi-formal | 1.2385 | 0.01796 | 109 | 90 | 18 | 1 |
2062 | Nobody cares anymore | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2063 | Why can't you be black and white, like everyone else? That's why everyone thinks you're a freak Frank!!! It's not that stupid crown. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2064 | Oh, I'm sorry... I want a divorce from THE Burger King. | 1.2385 | 0.05514 | 109 | 91 | 10 | 8 |
2065 | It's depressing when they shout, "The Redcoats are coming". | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2066 | Part of your abdication deal should have included the carriage | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2067 | Listen Harry, its been a week, no one's forgotten you, I swear. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2068 | Your stroll, my commute. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2069 | No pipe, no bowl, no valet parking. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2070 | I miss being the royal we. | 1.2385 | 0.04203 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2071 | This is VIII Avenue. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2072 | I'm not sure this "regular guy" king thing is working honey. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2073 | Wake up Bart... it's just a dream. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
2074 | ... but people won't understand that it's because you're afraid of birds landing on your head. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2075 | But then why do they call it Kingston ? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2076 | You’re still MY king | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2077 | Sam was again told by the hiring manager he was overqualified | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2078 | Even though he's stepping down, you can't just step up. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2079 | Are you sorry we abdicated? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2080 | How very bleak the rest of us must seem to you. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2081 | Burger King told me to Be My Way | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2082 | It's a long walk, but it beats riding in a tumbrel. | 1.2364 | 0.04171 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2083 | How were we supposed to know an ace already had reservations? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2084 | Okay, how about Sussex Loyal than? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2085 | What's missing is a balcony. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2086 | I hope you understand, when you meet my parents they won't bow and curtsy. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
2087 | Why are you so sure we won't have a problem getting tickets for 'Hamilton' tonight? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2088 | I liked you better as a prince | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2089 | For the last time, Jeff, I’m not going back so we can get your scepter. If you have ‘decrees’ to make today you’ll have to do without. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2090 | Harry, we're in Canada now, you can take off the crown. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2091 | Think we'll start blending in soon? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2092 | Costume party? I thought were going to Vancouver. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2093 | After your abdication will this be renamed Commoners County? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2094 | You should have told them you were self-made. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2095 | Is it really necessary to keep wearing your Prom Crown? | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
2096 | Don't pout, not everyone shares your DNA excitement. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2097 | Once more around the block, Your Highness, and then back in for your medicine. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2098 | Yes, this is the first X-rat! | 1.2336 | 0.01011 | 107 | 93 | 11 | 3 |
2099 | You might draw more attention with a hockey stick. | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2100 | I stepped down but I'm still me. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2101 | A little paparazzi is all I ever wanted. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2102 | I don't want to hear it Judy. It got us a table last time. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2103 | Maybe skip calling for your pipe next time. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2104 | I presume we're dining at Burger King again tonight? | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2105 | Bert the Carpet King takes it to the streets. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2106 | Remember how it was, before the country went all apeshit over social Democracy? | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2107 | Let's see them forget to hold the pickles this time. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2108 | I’m sorry you had to walk in and see that. But I must confess. I’ve been having Big Macs with Ronald for quite some time now. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2109 | I still say travelling cognito is a bad idea. | 1.2336 | 0.04615 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2110 | Honest, Harry, last year royalty was a can’t miss in Vancouver. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2111 | Harry, are you sure? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2112 | Some day my prince will come. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2113 | Of course the disguise will work - this is Los Angeles. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2114 | Maybe if I wore no clothes they’d notice me. | 1.2336 | 0.04420 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2115 | Just because Billy Porter can pull it off doesn’t mean you can, George. | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2116 | This isn't what I meant when I said, "Dress more conservatively. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2117 | Hope I don’t get guillotined on the way home from work again. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2118 | I gave up the royal duties and title but have to look the part. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2119 | Why are people looking at me weird, I'm dressing up for dinner | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2120 | I think the Realtor oversold with 'palatial'. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2121 | Did you try the safe deposit box? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2122 | I miss the pomp. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2123 | You have to let everyone know we’re old money. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2124 | I meant dress like a local from THIS century! | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
2125 | That dog just peed on my shoe. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2126 | We never should have left Crown Heights. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2127 | You're tenth in line for the throne. Hold your horses. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2128 | I knew this would happen if we voted for Bernie... | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2129 | Take off the crown, we’re in a progressive neighborhood. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2130 | Can't you just suffer from imposter syndrome like the rest of us? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2131 | Keep this up and I'll replace you with a democracy. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2132 | I know this worked for Megan and Harry, but really? I'm just not feeling it. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2133 | That crown and a buck-fifty will get you a latte your highness. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2134 | Hey, 'my kingdom for a divorce' was your idea! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2135 | The interview went well, but they think I’m overqualified for Medieval Times | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2136 | Betcha never thought you would meet a king on tinder Huh? Look at us, this has been real fun. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2137 | And all we were wanting was one night out without being recognized as royalty. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2138 | And if they don’t like the king's policies, just tell them the customer is always right. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2139 | If mom won't let you be the king, you're still my prince. | 1.2336 | 0.04110 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2140 | So this is ”King for Day?” | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2141 | So they didn't need a replacement for Harry? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2142 | Cheer up, I hear Burger King is hiring. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2143 | Your scarf makes you look like a fool. | 1.2336 | 0.05568 | 107 | 90 | 9 | 8 |
2144 | 1% Common | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2145 | I was hoping more people would recognise me. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2146 | I'm sure Netflix will call any day now. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2147 | On second thought, dress for the job you have. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2148 | I told you that you would look ridiculous without your scepter. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2149 | How was your audition with the folk from Imperial Margarine? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2150 | Goes to show you can’t always have it your way. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2151 | Look, George, we're blending in | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2152 | Are you sure Her Majesty said the "backdoor"? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2153 | God, Harry, get over it. | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
2154 | Thank god we don't stick out in Canada. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
2155 | Dress for the job you want, they said... | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2156 | Maybe it’s just one of those fields that doesn’t use temps. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2157 | I wonder if he noticed us tailing him? | 1.2315 | 0.04941 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2158 | When I said, "We are going for a walk," I meant alone. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2159 | Don't pretend you weren't warned about wearing that outfit before November third, Donald. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2160 | Oh! Look how flashy the nouveau riche of New York are. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2161 | Harry, are you homesick? | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2162 | But you are not Harry and I am not Megan. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2163 | I'm sure there'll be lots of time for play dates once things settle down. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2164 | He did say he was going to go above and beyond in 2020 | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2165 | King, table for 2...seriously? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2166 | You're doing everything you can to hold all the power in this relationship. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2167 | At some point you have to stop identifying as a Royal | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2168 | You know, Charles...Public Displays of Affluence are even more unpopular than they used to be. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2169 | Wow, they’ve really gentrified this neighborhood. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2170 | His delusions of grandeur could not be explained in terms of black and white. | 1.2308 | 0.01516 | 104 | 87 | 16 | 1 |
2171 | The dentist gave me a new crown, but for some reason, the insurance wouldn't pay. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2172 | We need to make stealing-everything-from-everybody great again. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2173 | If I promise to call you "Your Magesty" in private Donald, would you please just take off the robe and crown? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2174 | Red coats will catch on. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2175 | Prince Harry appears to be having second thoughts about his royal exit. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2176 | Tell me again why we left the castle to move to North America. | 1.2308 | 0.03674 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2177 | Now, can we ask for directions? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2178 | Harry! We’re in Canada | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2179 | You looked taller in your profile. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2180 | It shouldn’t be this hard to have it your way.” | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2181 | Well, you said you wanted to feel like a princess for Valentine’s Day. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2182 | I'm just saying you're overdressed for Burger King. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2183 | That reminds me... you left the toilet seat up again. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2184 | Get over it. You weren’t going to wear the crown anyway. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2185 | This commoner business is hard to get used to. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2186 | Harry, you promised things would be different once we got to Canada. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2187 | Dress for the job you want” only goes so far | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2188 | The world may have moved on, but you can still wear it on Halloween. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2189 | You know, this business of ‘dressing for the job you want’ doesn’t really work. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2190 | Impeach, mimpeach. Who is the king now? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2191 | C'mon, Jeff, your birthday was two and a half weeks ago. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2192 | It's sad to see the blight of gentrification upon formerly aristocratic areas. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2193 | If he's not going to wear it, why not? | 1.2308 | 0.03545 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2194 | I told you to practice that British accent. The audience thought you were talking about the ‘winner’ of our discontent. | 1.2308 | 0.04680 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2195 | No one is impressed that your DNA test kit revealed that your great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a second cousin to king of a small country that doesn't exist anymore. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2196 | And just like that, content is king. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2197 | If you want the incognito thing to work, Harry, we need to go to the Gap. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2198 | Well, it was only one presidential debate... | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | This "Step back from being a royal" business is harder than I thought! | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2200 | A Lyft, A Lyft, my Kingdon for a Lyft! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2201 | I know, I know. The queens in Queens are not what you expected. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2202 | Even though we are in France and they give you a cape with the crown, it's still just an overpriced Whopper! | 1.2308 | 0.04151 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2203 | I don't think Canada has a king. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2204 | You're just going to have to get used to people mistaking you for President Trump. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2205 | Harry, it would be much easier to go incognito if you removed the crown | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2206 | Soon his Highness would learn that in this country, the pedestrian isn't King. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2207 | Ok your home IS your castle, but that doesn't make you King. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2208 | Wouldst that thou still didst abide in thy rent-control palace, eh, Majesty? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2209 | I know it sounds crazy Carol but I feel ALIVE when I have it on. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2210 | Well, it was not my idea to go to Canada | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2211 | Honey, it's a sleek look, but it's just not going to catch on. | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
2212 | As you said, in a prior lifetime you were a king, but around here now you're just Brad. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2213 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to formally introduce you to my parents. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2214 | I'm still tripping! | 1.2308 | 0.03545 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2215 | But Henry, I told you you'd look like a royal ass. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2216 | You should stop bringing work home with you. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2217 | Darn it Frank, you're always so selfish. Couldn't I get one too? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2218 | For the last time, Mike, I'm not your 'consort.' | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2219 | you've got to stop worrying so much about trying to impress everyone we meet | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2220 | Nobody seemed to like the trousers. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2221 | I'm not sure "Waiting for my subjects to return me to the throne by general acclaim." is a strong business plan, Simon. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2222 | So,where is this castle? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2223 | Thanks for letting me live out my perfect day, honey. Can we still get froyo? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2224 | Don't feel bad, I think the really liked your Emerson quote. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2225 | Yeah, Toronto isn't all that hot. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2226 | I'm assuming this means you're not really a plumber? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2227 | For the last time lady, stop following me. I am not King Louis XIV. I am just going to Game of thrones viewing party. | 1.2286 | 0.03103 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | I don’t think you need to try so hard with our new neighbors, Harry. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2229 | Megan, I need a little more time to adapt. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2230 | You are not the state. Take that back. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2231 | Sorry, honey, Trump can’t be king and neither can you. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2232 | Dressing for your next job, Charles? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2233 | They”re fully booked, and you really think this is going to get us a table? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2234 | You could at least wait until after the election. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2235 | The chicken a la king was pedestrian. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2236 | Maybe you should bring the sceptre if you want to be recognized. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2237 | You said Archie would be accepted in preschool. | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
2238 | But maybe not a job interview Earl. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2239 | Sorry, this is a bit much for me. I walked in thinking "Grenouille for lunch," and I walked out with a royal husband. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2240 | Yessir, Milania, this feels just right. I could use a scepter, though. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2241 | It’s not going to work, Hank. They don’t audition for open positions in the royal family. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2242 | You just can't be yourself for one day, can you? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2243 | OK, you don't know your own telephone number, do you know your street address? | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2244 | I don't know what's wrong. I'm just uneasy. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2245 | Are you sure this is the only way I get to maintain my monthly allowance? | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2246 | I'm thinking of stepping back from the royal family too. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2247 | Nobody's saying anything, and really it is better when you wear clothes. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2248 | 'Making a come back?' Frank, bell-bottoms are finished, period. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2249 | I don’t think he liked it when we called him Mickey. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2250 | The soliloquies were fine. It was the duets with Lady Macbeth I didn't care for. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2251 | You and Charles could form up a self-help group. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2252 | As Cinderella and Prince Charming aged, their whirlwind courtship gradually lost its color: her glass slippers turned to mules; her evening gown became a Champion sweatsuit; his gold-braided leotards stained Levis; his ruffled shirt a faded T. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2253 | That’s not what the bank meant by ‘royalty checks’. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2254 | I think you're the only one with head covering | 1.2255 | 0.03792 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | When I said “Clothes Make the Man”, I was thinking along the lines a snappy new pocket square | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2256 | You mean we don't have tickets to Wimbledon? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2257 | So I said to her, “Wake up! You’re living in a fantasy!” People can be just so out of touch. | 1.2255 | 0.00985 | 102 | 91 | 9 | 2 |
2258 | I can’t believe they won’t seat us without a jacket and tie. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2259 | Now that I've dropped the "royal" brand, I'm just like everyone else. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2260 | Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown when his card is declined at Arby’s. | 1.2255 | 0.03662 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2261 | Maybe nobody recognizes when you're wearing clothes. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2262 | Honey, I told you Comic Con is next weekend. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2263 | Still with the Visions Of Grandeur I See | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2264 | Remember, eh, it's hard to go regular when you were born with a gold crown on your head. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2265 | I think we get to keep Royal Pudding. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2266 | Your grandmother does love you no matter what you do. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2267 | I thought the whole point was to be an artist formerly known as a prince. | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2268 | Ya, I did say you are a royal pain in the ass but the accent was not on royal. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2269 | At least your royal highness got to keep the title. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2270 | I know we’re not Royals anymore, Meghan, but it’s Purim! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2271 | Harry, this is what happens when you marry an American girl... | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2272 | Oh Canada, Oh Canada - I guess I do wear the pants in the family, so you can take that silly hat off now, Harry. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2273 | Mingling with the commoners is no fun. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2274 | I wear my best suit and you ordered chicken fingers?! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2275 | I'm telling you, I don't like your wearing that outside the condo. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2276 | Why did you not tell me the event was business casual? | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | It was at this moment Frank realized their date isn't going to be at Medieval Times | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2278 | Don’t worry, honey. Your Donald Trump costume will play much better in his second term. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2279 | Don't worry, Harry. I'm sure someone in the next place will recognize us and think we're important. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2280 | Perk up Harry...you will always be my prince. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2281 | This is unseemly, Charles. Can't you do your practicing in the palace? | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2282 | Chin up! For all you know, there’s a new court jester right around the corner! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2283 | With Medieval Times behind you, what's your next move? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2284 | I told you! Nobody remembers the Imperial Margarine commercials. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2285 | Trust me. You still don't look THAT common. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2286 | darling, you're taking this Harry and Meghan thing too hard | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2287 | What kind of a name is Prince Ribbit? | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2288 | Just because they decided to drop out doesn't mean you can jump right in. | 1.2255 | 0.00985 | 102 | 89 | 11 | 2 |
2289 | They say Toronto is great this time of year. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2290 | Just remember to not ask for their votes... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2291 | Think of the possibilities. If nothing else, you have a head start on the U.S. Presidency. | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2292 | I can't believe you decided to wear that cloak out tonight. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2293 | I told you that dad wouldn’t think you were Royalty! | 1.2255 | 0.00985 | 102 | 86 | 16 | 0 |
2294 | Harry, you seem to forgetting that we are supposed to be doing LESS royal stuff. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2295 | Unrecognized at the opera, stood up by the limo driver, and rejected by Uber, King Leonard and Lady Lovette consider changing publicists. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2296 | I just wish a former-Royalty discount was a thing at restaurants. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2297 | Meghan: "Harry, if you miss the attention we can always try YouTube" | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2298 | Queen Melania accompanies Donald on his self-appointed, self-anointed coronation with Mitt Romney singing "Solitary Man" on a public address system. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2299 | Stewart, I know you get jealous that a lot of guys still check me out, but please stop trying to defer their attention to you instead. | 1.2255 | 0.03792 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2300 | Honey, I know they tell you to "dress for the job you want", but... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2301 | Used Car King...can you please leave work at work? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2302 | I realize that you never win anything, but I think that "free with fries and a Coke" hardly qualifies. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2303 | They have Burger King here, so get used to not being special | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2304 | No, I don't find it that uneasy. | 1.2255 | 0.05729 | 102 | 87 | 7 | 8 |
2305 | Its better to be knowingly ostentatious than unknowingly naked. | 1.2255 | 0.04040 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2306 | I know it sounds shallow Meghan, but sometimes I miss the pomp. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2307 | If only we’d had something back from which we had to step. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2308 | When your 'highness' wears off, you're going to be embarrassed you went out like this. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2309 | Maybe one day you'll be an actual President. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2310 | Sure, Charles, you blend. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2311 | Harry, you know your grandmother specifically said the outfit had to stay. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2312 | Henry, I think now is a good time to talk about your superiority complex. | 1.2255 | 0.03918 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2313 | Remember when you were relevant? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2314 | No honey. Folks won’t mistake you for Prince Harry. He’s given up royal frills. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2315 | Harry, we're in Canada now. You don't need to use this anymore. | 1.2255 | 0.04040 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2316 | Carl, you realize the French had a falling out with royalty a while back, don't you? | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2317 | I think your therapist meant you should take charge of your life figuratively. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2318 | We're not stepping back on our royal duties, my dear. We're merely turning a corner. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2319 | I can't believe you're paying that guy $250 an hour and all he has to say is 'you are what you wear.' | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2320 | Canada is certainly different. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2321 | You realize it’s back to a hoodie and ball cap if Trump’s not re-elected. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2322 | You didn't get re-elected but at least you got to keep your cape and crown. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2323 | I don't mind living in a cold water flat, but did we have to give up the Bentley? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2324 | It's not just you. Burger King isn't hiring. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2325 | He thinks he's King of the Road but I'll be damned if he thinks he can get away with King of the Sidewalk. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2326 | A target? Why no, why would you feel like that? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2327 | Prom ended 2 weeks ago, Donald—when are you going to take that thing off? | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2328 | Let's try McDonald's. | 1.2255 | 0.04495 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2329 | I long for the days when being a royal was a big deal. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2330 | We can always head back to Britain. | 1.2255 | 0.04495 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2331 | Look Meghan, we're just regular folk! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2332 | Meghan and Harry try to fit in... | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2333 | Hope they have king's size bed in suburbs. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2334 | I dumped my princess costume when I was six years old. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2335 | You are not the star of Hamilton, you were only in three scenes. | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2336 | You never really treated me like a king, anyway. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2337 | When Harry met civilian life. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2338 | I can’t believe Harry have you all of his old clothes. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2339 | Doesn’t canvassing to overthrow democracy undermine your argument? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2340 | So much for your career in town council | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2341 | I wish you would Megxit me. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2342 | You really miss 'The Crown,' don't you? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2343 | This is my walking around crown. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2344 | Next time bring your credit card. Bartering your crown to pay the bill is just so plebian. | 1.2255 | 0.03918 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2345 | We can’t just audition to replace Harry and Megan. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2346 | Just think — you could control Congress and the courts! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2347 | Some days, I gotta say, it's no "noblesse" and all "oblige." | 1.2255 | 0.04040 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2348 | I told you to get the moat insurance! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2349 | Tell me more about your Whopper | 1.2255 | 0.05102 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
2350 | I told you Meghan and Harry would ignore you. | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2351 | Honestly Bob why would you want to be mistaken for Trump? | 1.2255 | 0.05729 | 102 | 87 | 7 | 8 |
2352 | Harry, thats not casual-wear. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2353 | Don't be sad - maybe Five Guys needs a spokesperson..... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2354 | Sorry Harry, but that kind of outfit doesn't guarantee you a table in Quebec. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2355 | And I suppose your Lord Chamberlain or something is going to come walking around the corner . . | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2356 | When you get out of the Medieval Times matinee ... | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2357 | Honey, take your hands out of your pockets. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2358 | Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are doing a wonderful job of blending into the American community. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2359 | However can I top my greatest invention, the Impossible Whopper? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2360 | When I said you should wear anything you want today, I was talking to the kids | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2361 | We don't have the duties, you don't have to wear the outfit. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2362 | I thought the color was a little too extra | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2363 | A horse-drawn carriage for my birthday would've killed you? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2364 | Her face is still on the money here. We should’ve seen that. What about Tierra del Fuego? Maybe they need a King? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2365 | It’s no longer for a lifetime, just for a day. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2366 | Now we’re actually in Canada I feel so ignored! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2367 | Of course you yelled "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" Now we can't even get a taxi. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2368 | When in Crown Heights... | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2369 | That WAS a surprise - I thought they were voting on BREXIT, not REXIT. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2370 | Where are we dining, my Leige? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2371 | You can wear whatever you want. I'm still not calling you king. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2372 | Your haberdasher should have consulted me, not your shrink! | 1.2255 | 0.03792 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2373 | Sometimes it's not good to be the king. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2374 | ...they call it the 'Royale with Cheese' | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2375 | Well.... Do you wanna see my castle now? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2376 | When he says he's a feminist | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2377 | It was not unusual for George to take his distant lineage of royalty to the extreme. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2378 | If you say, ‘Let them eat nuggets’ one more time... | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2379 | Well, there it is. You step back from your royal duties a little and they don't even know you. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2380 | I don’t care that you had a coupon. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2381 | I still believe you are the King of New York...no matter what the last seven maitre d's said. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2382 | Call it whatever exit you wish we're out of here. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2383 | I guess this is cheaper than you buying a convertible. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2384 | Harry, flame-grilling burgers won't make us self-sufficient. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2385 | What? Taking out the garbage entitles you to the royal treatment? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2386 | Yes sire I agree. Having your face on the coins in your pocket should be enough to get you into the "Oscars" parties. But royalty ain't what it used to be. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2387 | I told you that everyone would be in black and white, and there you go wearing colors. | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2388 | Door to door isn't working, let's open the heir application on LinkedIn. | 1.2255 | 0.03386 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2389 | I hate to disappoint you, but "Coming to America" was just a movie | 1.2255 | 0.03386 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2390 | You are a royal pain. Accept your destiny! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2391 | No, this doesn't make me feel like a queen. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2392 | It doesn't help you blend in if you wear the crown everywhere. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2393 | The night Dairy Queen met Burger King | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2394 | We can move to Canada - I hear that British royalty can get work there. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2395 | I used to feel like King Cyclops, but these days it’s more like sigh-clops. | 1.2255 | 0.00985 | 102 | 92 | 8 | 2 |
2396 | So, you DON'T like the hat your father gave you? I DARE you to trade it with the first guy that comes along wearing a hat! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2397 | I think we should start calling him Robot Jowney Dunior. | 1.2255 | 0.02572 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2398 | Pretending you're king of Uupper Canada doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere. | 1.2255 | 0.04273 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2399 | I thought our Megxit would be met with more fanfare. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2400 | When does your Burger King franchise open? | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2401 | I could have sworn the banker said he wanted royalties... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2402 | You've got to dress for the job you want. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2403 | Kids these days just don’t appreciate the value of a good title. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2404 | You gotta dress for the job you want, Joan. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2405 | If you take a picture of him he thinks he deserves a tip. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2406 | Do you regret giving up succession for me? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2407 | Sorry. I thought Starbucks HAD café royale. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2408 | We have one eye, and you wear that to distract people? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2409 | What a drab colourless life we lead. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2410 | Your majesty, there are rumblings amongst the gentry. They want a divorce. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2411 | Look, we’ll buy a nice house and you can get an elected position. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2412 | “I’ll tell you what’s wrong. Earlier I had a date with a beautiful frog and right after our first kiss, I end up with you. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2413 | I understand how you feel -- it really hurts to be throne out. | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2414 | The crown I don't mind. The royal coat makes you look absolutely ridiculous! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2415 | I love their burger and fries but I wish they would look at me like that when I place my order. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2416 | Robert took the checkers jargon a bit too literally. | 1.2233 | 0.02905 | 103 | 88 | 12 | 3 |
2417 | Face it, Hon, your divine right just doesn’t carry the weight it used to. | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2418 | Talk about a walk of shame. Weren’t you wearing that yesterday? | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2419 | Burger King again, Carl? This is the last time I get excited about dress up dinner. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2420 | I find it soothing to leave the office every so often to survey my subjects. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2421 | Well that's it, the day's up. | 1.2233 | 0.04865 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2422 | 'Cause you really thought they'd believe Prince Harry had just moved in the neighbourhood? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2423 | For the last time, I'm not calling you "Your Majesty" in bed. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2424 | Megan it's just not the same. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2425 | No, Fred, I'm pretty sure you won't bump into Meghan at Burger King. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2426 | I’d say the maître d’ wasn’t particularly impressed. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | Yeah Harry, maybe a little overdressed for looking at preschools | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | Crowna Virus patient zero was easily identified | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2429 | Well Ronald, maybe Mildred is right...maybe you are a royal pain in the butt. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2430 | A king can't go freelance in the digital age without his own domain. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | You get very competitive when we visit the Windsors. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2432 | Alright, alright. You need space. You don't have to chop my head off. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2433 | Ordering Crown Royal on the rocks was a dead giveaway...... never mind the garb! | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2434 | Harry, your Gran called. You have to ship the crown back | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | I know you care, Melania. The Dems are horrible, vicious people who don't realize I am elected. | 1.2233 | 0.05677 | 103 | 88 | 7 | 8 |
2436 | I’m applying for Harry’s position. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2437 | Please stop referring to your clothes as thine raiment. I assure you, everyone at this party will be dressed royal-casual. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2438 | Harry, I think we’re not in Kensington anymore... | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2439 | I told you the Royal Family is not looking for a replacement! | 1.2233 | 0.03499 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2440 | Are you sure mingling with commoners is one of my full-time royal duties? | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2441 | As 433rd in line to the crown, don't you think you're pushing it a bit. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2442 | Don't worry, Harry. I'm sure we'll blend right in. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2443 | I think "Good day, eh" is the best you can hope for. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2444 | The Royal We | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2445 | I told you it's dress down Friday." | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2446 | How about for the next job interview, we lose the crown? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2447 | I think they were speaking figuratively when they said I could be king for a day. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2448 | I didn't think he would actually look like his Tinder profile. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2449 | Well, you should have thought of that before we moved to Canada! | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2450 | Stunned the Meghan and Harry replacement gig didn't pan out, they roamed the streets in an aimless stupor. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2451 | I found these at a Goodwill in Toronto." | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2452 | You got your wish to be king, but you didn't specify of which country.. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2453 | Looking like royalty doesn't mean you don't have to pay the bill! | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2454 | I think we left the carriage one block over. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2455 | You know, most people who voted just wear the sticker. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2456 | You promised me a lot more than this. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2457 | Did I mention that I abdicated the throne, not the outfit | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2458 | I'll take it off as soon as we get to Goodwill. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2459 | Sharon didn’t have the heart to tell him that eating burgers everyday didn’t make him the new Burger King | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2460 | You have to ,dear,give up the outfit as well" | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2461 | Honey, if you dress this way in Crown Heights what do you plan for our trip to Death Valley? | 1.2222 | 0.04774 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2462 | Your Highness, as you stroll through your kingdom, it might be good to put on a pair of pants to complete your outfit | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2463 | But being king means never having to say you're sorry. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2464 | Many years later, Prince Harry and Meghan wandered the streets of Old Montreal and wondered 'what iffff.....'" | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2465 | Well, they do have the Hockey Hall of Fame..... | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2466 | No no, I think you're right to want to fit in with the people, but you may want to take an additional step or two. That's all I meant... | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2467 | Watch out, scam artists around the corner... royalty, yeah, right. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2468 | I’m sorry that little girl pulled your sword out of that big rock. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2469 | I don't think this is how monarchs are supposed to migrate | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2470 | Just try and think of it as a new start. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2471 | First they say I have to fly commercial; now they took away the car service. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | Of course, if we go through with this, I’ll need some new clothes. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2473 | Honey, there's only one king at a time and Trump is it. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2474 | Why do you always have to see the rest of the world in black and white? You're in a color bind! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2475 | Well, you are a royal pain. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2476 | He gave them to me! Was I gonna say no to Prince Harry? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2477 | You think you got it rough? Just be glad you don't work for a newspaper. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2478 | Right now, Babe it’s, “Hungry is the head that wears the crown! Let’s grab a bite!” | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2479 | I told you to wear the ruby crown. You look so plain with this one. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2480 | Look, it said court side seats... | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2481 | Yes, but you said we’d eat like kings! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2482 | Take it off when we get home. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2483 | I think giving up HRH also means giving up the crown. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2484 | I don't know, it's just that every time you wear your new clothes, I feel like I'm walking around naked. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2485 | Your run as the King in Hamilton was bound to end. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2486 | Yes, I'm also surprised they haven't heard about your fantasy football victory. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2487 | The crown, the coat: what were you thinking. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2488 | Harold, this is so embarrassing! Couldn't you have just picked out a souvenir Tower of London mug? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2489 | New kids on the block—Duke Street, between Earle and Duchess Streets, Vancouver. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2490 | In the privacy of my dreams, I'm a New York City real estate owner. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2491 | Where the hell are we, and how did we get here? | 1.2222 | 0.04553 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2492 | Way to blend in-- I told you that Burger King was not royalty | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2493 | Let's face it, Harry-we made a bad decision. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2494 | Heavy is the head that had to have a four Martini lunch. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2495 | Roy, you've taken that name origin search too far, this time. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2496 | I know its divorce but do you have to take my round table? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2497 | I am not sure the Canadians will go for this, Harry. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2498 | I’m telling you, my kingdom was right here a minute ago. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2499 | Is this your idea of incognito? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2500 | I know it's Canada, but I did think someone might notice | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2501 | My queen goes to a different school. You wouldn't know her. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2502 | Monarch's aren't in fashion, your highness. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2503 | My crowning achievement I guess was rather pedestrian. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2504 | As the king of the realm, I need to order more colour in these cartoon scenes. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2505 | I guess this is why they say it’s the best King Crab in the city. | 1.2222 | 0.04774 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2506 | You’re going to need some new clothes, Harry. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2507 | I don't think the marriage counseling thing is working for us. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2508 | See, we can go out in public ... there are no paparazzi here. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2509 | 'Ello, guv'nor! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2510 | You'd better not be taking me to Burger King........... | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2511 | Brexit stage left. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2512 | You should be ashamed of yourself, some kid will be looking all over for his paper crown. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2513 | You take on too much | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2514 | Burger King and Wendy finally got around to trying their food | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2515 | I told you people would recognize us if you wore those earrings. | 1.2200 | 0.01787 | 100 | 86 | 12 | 2 |
2516 | Be careful, I think they're tourists. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2517 | I'm said I was sorry for saying you look more like a Basquiat than a king! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2518 | A man's house is his castle, and his wife, his queen." "You vote Republican don't you? | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2519 | And then this kid yells out, "He isn't wearing any clothes at all!" So what was your most embarrassing moment? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2520 | I just didn’t think people would forget me so quickly, Megan. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2521 | And you thought this would impress my parents the first time you meet? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2522 | You made your point. I'll stop saying you "messed up royally". | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2523 | I 'm living in the wrong century. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2524 | You should have been more presidential. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2525 | I can't believe the royal carriage broke down again. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2526 | How long are you going to keep looking for a kingdom. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2527 | Aren't you carrying your DNA revelation a bit far? | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2528 | Harry...now we’re in Canada, you’re going to learn to dress down a bit. | 1.2200 | 0.04513 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2529 | 'Laundry day, amirite?' | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2530 | Hello.... It's Canada. You can't just walk around like that! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2531 | Yeah, it used to be Burger King, but what do you think a corona makes people think of now? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2532 | People do respect you, regardless of your position. | 1.2200 | 0.01082 | 100 | 85 | 14 | 1 |
2533 | If you don’t take that off I’m going to lose my head | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2534 | I know you have a big following on PBS, Rick, but do you think it's gone to your head? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2535 | A horse would be nice but I'll settle for a cab. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2536 | I warned you that the bishop would nail you. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2537 | Of course you are traumatised. You Tudors are really disfunctional. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2538 | Everything I read said you dress for the job you want. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2539 | They weren't in my coat pocket, or in the car, or at the grocery counter. I must've dropped the keys to the kingdom somewhere between here and the apartment. | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2540 | What do you think about the coat? Too much? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2541 | Harry, shouldn’t you leave the crown with your grandma. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2542 | I thought you said a cross-dressing queen! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2543 | Yes, one did say we should be financially independent, but that was before one was aware of the gig economy. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2544 | Meet the royal family of the future. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2545 | I'm royalty, but I'm not party-with-Jeffery Epstein royalty. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2546 | Don't say I did not tell you that 'guillotine' is spelled the same here as in Missouri | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2547 | It's just not the same when you can't call yourself "Royal." | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2548 | I know, Cyrus, but just because we're becoming an autocracy you can't just appoint yourself king of Amarillo | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2549 | I never said they'd make you the king of Canada, Harry - I never did. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2550 | Be prepared to be surprised. | 1.2165 | 0.02420 | 97 | 83 | 12 | 2 |
2551 | It's taking some time adapting to their new life in Canada. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2552 | Maybe they should call it the Ennui Meal. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2553 | I just wish there was something I could do to blend in more. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2554 | It’s hard to be a God, hence i chose to become a king. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2555 | If I had a nickel for every time you’ve left your scepter on the bus... | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | I think we could have brought the corgis, Harry. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2557 | This is not what I had in mind when I told you I wanted our trip to 'exude class.' | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2558 | no one told you, you were elected, right? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2559 | Old King Cole and Mary O’Soul headed off on an afternoon stroll. | 1.2165 | 0.04571 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2560 | Beyond amazing; the impossible crown feels just like the regular crown. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2561 | Heavy is the bloated, self-serving head that wears the completely fabricated crown. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2562 | Better to be a vagrant king than a British prince. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2563 | No I'm sorry Harry, you just can't be King of Canada... | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2564 | You're lucky they let you keep the coat and hat. | 1.2165 | 0.03940 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | I inherited the crown from my mother when I stepped on a crack. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2566 | After this, I really think we should move to Canada... | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2567 | ......And they lived happily ever after. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2568 | Yeah, you're a king alright. The king of morons. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2569 | You forgot to roll out the carpet again?? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2570 | I'm sorry you didn't get the job, but maybe ditch the crown before the next interview, Harry. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2571 | I would have thought "King for a day" would involve less walking. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2572 | Some days it seems like we're invisible, doesn't it ? | 1.2165 | 0.01036 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2573 | You never know what's just around the corner. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2574 | It’s all we can afford right now, Harald, unless maybe there’s something we can sell? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2575 | Sorry, Harry. I guess that's what happens when an American marries a Brit - they want their independence from the monarchy. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2576 | What do you mean you didn't realize how far London was from Hollywood? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2577 | You're not fooling anyone, Harry. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2578 | Kind of common here. Maybe we should rethink our decision. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2579 | Is this how you envisioned the transition period? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2580 | I thought you said we were leaving all the trappings behind, Harry? | 1.2165 | 0.03507 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2581 | We're just tourists here in France, why is it your business to revive the monarchy, if even sartorially? | 1.2165 | 0.03940 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | So go ahead and abdicate. It should be easy, in this country. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2583 | Your role model is Henry VIII? | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2584 | I've been playing chess for years and something I've never figured out is why its the king that always gets check-mated. Why can't it be a pawn that's cornered? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. There outta be a law. Somebody should pro.... | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2585 | How about the royal we get us a cab. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2586 | Fired?...well you are more of a big Mac guy anyhow. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2587 | I don’t think that’s going to help you find a throne. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2588 | Isn't Canada great? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2589 | Are you sure France still has a King? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2590 | Hmmm, well if democracy has overridden absolute monarchy here, perhaps you can seize control in the U.S. I hear they're toying with the idea of abolishing democracy over there. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2591 | Frank, I want a divorce. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2592 | Donald it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks you need that wall | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2593 | 'Humility is my forte.' Say it over and over - but not out loud" | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2594 | Don't look now but I think Harry and Megan are in town. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2595 | If this is going to work, Harry, you’re going to have to ditch the ermine. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2596 | You're a royal pain in my ass Jim | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2597 | Yes, Harry, it was advice you got at a career seminar. But you've carried "Dress for the job you want" to an extreme. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2598 | I''m sorry, but you see the world in black and white. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2599 | So that’s what eyes wide shut means | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2600 | Do you think I should have dressed more formally for the Met Gala? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2601 | Harry and Meghan, spotted in Greenville, apparently having second throughts. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2602 | If you are going to be king, you've gotta own it! | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2603 | So here we are-Louis and Marie in Paris. If I were you, I'd ditch that crown. | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2604 | I know the Senate acquitted you, but this is a bit much. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2605 | I never thought a simple palace coup would come to this. | 1.2165 | 0.05719 | 97 | 83 | 7 | 7 |
2606 | You have got to stop watching The Crown. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2607 | I told you that you should have worn the sable. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2608 | Quit being so blatant. | 1.2165 | 0.02420 | 97 | 83 | 12 | 2 |
2609 | But, Hon, I thought you abdicated. | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2610 | "And good luck getting a cab." | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2611 | We don't have to stay in Canada, Harry! | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2612 | I deserve to feel special, Lauren! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2613 | Five years later wondering the city streets Harry and Meghan couldnt afford new clothes. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2614 | Canadians don’t seem to care, eh, Harry? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2615 | I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD TRY TO FIT IN MORE. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2616 | Don't worry about them honey, I can see your clothes just fine. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2617 | If you think about it Harry, the press was not that bad at home | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2618 | Harry, we left the royal family. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2619 | You are now officially the king of the weirdos. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2620 | He may still wear the crown, but for me it's become a drag being married to the king. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2621 | At home you're the king of your castle. Out here...not so much. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2622 | How do I get past this "you're over qualified " thing? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2623 | I think you are taking this Hummus King thing a little too seriously Josh. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2624 | It's only Chapter 11. There's still time for a happy ending. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2625 | Don’t let it go to your head. That was a ‘bow wow’ not a bow. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2626 | I don't care how you dress up, I'm not calling you The King of Queens! | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2627 | Yes, it IS a very impressive crown, Charles. But you'd still have to be British. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2628 | Stop hovering, Mom! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | I had no idea how easy it would be to pass as just one more nut in a costume. | 1.2165 | 0.04571 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2630 | But I like Canada. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2631 | Well, honey, since the former CEO of Burger King now heads up SUBWAY, this could be an opportunity to flaunt your expertise. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2632 | Just because Trump gets to wear it doesn't mean you do | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2633 | How did you meet Jeffery Epstein? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2634 | You don’t interview well, do you? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2635 | Just because you couldn't find your tiara and ballgown doesn't mean I can't wear my regalia today. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2636 | Okay, fine, Harry and Meghan are out. You still need eight hundred and three more to abdicate. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2637 | Honey, a promotion at work does not equal the king of the world. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2638 | I'm sorry Linda. I'm just too fabulous for you. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2639 | Sorry we're walking so slowly, I can only move one flagstone at a time. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2640 | It's all or nothing,Harry. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2641 | Do you even know if they want to replace Harry? | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2642 | If you want things your way, there's always Burger King. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2643 | When I said your hair was your crowning glory..." | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2644 | This one is honestly kind of difficult to write a funny caption for. However, I’m just going to assume that this is probably how Dartmouth alumni see themselves when they walk down the street. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2645 | Oh, for G-d' sake, Andrew | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2646 | What's a colorful character like you doing in this sketchy part of town? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2647 | The invite did say semi-formal attire, right? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2648 | All these peasants are so drab. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2649 | Harry, I don’t think you fully understand the whole, “dress for the job you want, not for the one you have” thing. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2650 | I thought being a narcissistic sociopath would be kinda more fun. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2651 | You said micro-dosing psilocybin wasn't a big deal...and now you want me to call you King Lear?! | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2652 | Don't you remember, she told us to keep the role play to the bedroom. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2653 | It’s a process...I’m working on it. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2654 | You're right. Going to Burger King was not a good idea. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | Next interview, don't introduce yourself as the Duke of New York. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2656 | Its so awkward when you say goodbye and end up walking in the same direction. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2657 | Harry and Meghan couldn’t believe they had to wait in line at the deli ... | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2658 | I can’t believe I’m dating fake royalty. | 1.2143 | 0.01622 | 98 | 85 | 11 | 2 |
2659 | Heavy hangs the head certainly doesn’t apply to you, you’re positively rather ambiguous. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2660 | No Margaret they don’t know we’re Americans. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2661 | I don't care if you live in King's County. You can't expect the royal treatment from me! | 1.2143 | 0.05664 | 98 | 84 | 7 | 7 |
2662 | Yes, honey, I know, but King For A Day was yesterday. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2663 | They say you need to stand out at job interviews nowadays | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2664 | Being a monarch is tough on the glutes. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2665 | For the last time, Frank - you don't have to meet any criteria to buy the bed | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2666 | They’ll know we’re American tourists. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2667 | They said BUSINESS casual | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2668 | and wearing his dog’s leash like a scarf! | 1.2143 | 0.04756 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2669 | I think you should behead your new stylist. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2670 | Are you sure the FDA approves? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2671 | What is on the agenda for the common folk today? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2672 | How long are you going to wait for elites to come back in vogue? | 1.2128 | 0.01070 | 94 | 82 | 11 | 1 |
2673 | Not everything is so black & white, Tony. Devon Roth - New Hyde Park, NY. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2674 | I guess we should have brought our invitation. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2675 | This being our first date, I should explain that I’m widely considered the King of Corona Queens. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2676 | I agr |