Contest #697


Cartoon

697

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “No one crosses the Pirates of Penn Station.”
  2. “Wait till he finds out this isn't his stop.”
  3. “Transfer to the F train and that’ll take you right to the ocean. Then jump in that.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-02-10T00:13:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-03-02T00:16:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-02-18T00:14:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 2, 2020
Number of captions 4543
Number of responses 1289041
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This is a lot more effective on the elevated tracks. 1.9564 0.00521 21352 6707 8878 5767
1 'Of course it's shark-infested, it's Wall Street.' 1.9323 0.00618 16908 6117 5843 4948
2 Wait till he finds out this isn't his stop. 1.9178 0.00553 20646 7458 7439 5749
3 This was more effective when I worked on the Staten Island Ferry. 1.9104 0.00574 18521 6568 7053 4900
4 Take public transportation, they said. What's the worst that could happen, they said. 1.9078 0.00625 16685 6284 5660 4741
5 Port Authority Station, matey. God help ye. 1.9044 0.00577 17821 6245 7047 4529
6 The Pirates Of PenzStation 1.8990 0.00628 16829 6520 5491 4818
7 See what happens when you yell, "Trump 2020" on a crowded train!" 1.8900 0.00668 15709 6476 4491 4742
8 I miss the splash! 1.8782 0.00579 18637 7125 6672 4840
9 Yes, this is your last stop. 1.8687 0.00670 13995 5437 4960 3598
10 It’s still certain death. No buses connect with this station after midnight. 1.8346 0.00690 12537 4970 4680 2887
11 The 'N' be across the platform. This be the "arrr" train. 1.8171 0.00721 12333 5288 4015 3030
12 Make fun of my emotional support parrot? 1.8087 0.00680 14023 6155 4398 3470
13 Next time a one-legged man asks you for a seat you might want to give it to him. 1.7872 0.00786 9794 4223 3432 2139
14 Financial District! Now you'll see real piracy! 1.7622 0.00842 8407 3741 2924 1742
15 This is just until we can afford a ship. 1.7527 0.00663 14176 6609 4467 3100
16 It's New York. Don't expect to make a big splash. 1.7429 0.00723 11722 5505 3732 2485
17 If the sharks don't kill you, the cost of a tiny one-bedroom apartment downtown will. 1.7232 0.01028 5297 2418 1927 952
18 No one crosses the Pirates of Penn Station. 1.7144 0.00721 11636 5660 3642 2334
19 Aye, 'e's jumped 'is last turnstile, 'e has. 1.7110 0.00735 10972 5296 3553 2123
20 Transfer to the F train and that’ll take you right to the ocean. Then jump in that. 1.7089 0.00754 11249 5716 3094 2439
21 Why are we giving this traitor a platform? 1.6852 0.00770 10418 5384 2933 2101
22 I told you we should have waited for Water Street. 1.6629 0.00856 7786 3979 2454 1353
23 Mind the Gap, matie! 1.6629 0.00807 9174 4817 2637 1720
24 Good luck Mitt! 1.6475 0.00833 9262 5197 2139 1926
25 No, he won’t suffer much. New Jersey will make quick work of him. 1.6373 0.00829 8360 4476 2443 1441
26 Captain, I think he said trader not traitor. 1.6357 0.01189 3868 2019 1239 610
27 Wait...we were supposed to use the opposite door. 1.6335 0.00833 8609 4728 2308 1573
28 It was in this moment Gary realized that he would accept the carpool offer from Janice even if it meant waking up 10 minutes earlier. 1.6237 0.01238 3569 1900 1112 557
29 Hurry up, matey! We’ve got to pull the plank in before the doors close. 1.6185 0.00870 7303 3941 2207 1155
30 Captain, is this really necessary? We already made him walk barefoot in a subway. 1.6159 0.02379 919 483 306 130
31 Next time, we'll use the Staten Island Ferry. 1.6117 0.00837 7811 4246 2353 1212
32 Want to know why, you scurvy bilge rat? Havin' a loud, boring conversation on your phone! Sittin' on the aisle seat while stowin' your ditty bag on the window seat! Eatin' smelly grub! Manspreadin'! 1.5889 0.01839 1688 973 437 278
33 Let this be a lesson to all man-spreaders. 1.5850 0.01017 5297 3007 1481 809
34 Arrrr you still sure you couldn’t give up your seat to a disabled rider? 1.5836 0.00894 6971 4001 1873 1097
35 Maybe we should have done this on the ferry. 1.5774 0.00927 6017 3372 1819 826
36 This isn't even the worst part of my commute. 1.5747 0.01316 3064 1741 885 438
37 The good news is that you won't have to swim. The bad news is that it's a very different kind of shark out there. 1.5652 0.01003 5170 2957 1504 709
38 Okay on three everybody yell, "splash!" 1.5642 0.01356 2802 1598 827 377
39 Times Square on Friday at 5:00pm is what he deserves. 1.5633 0.01052 4692 2703 1340 649
40 The C is a cruel mistress. 1.5618 0.01607 2113 1242 555 316
41 An' I be keepin' yer MetroCard. 1.5614 0.01756 1571 876 508 187
42 Nevermind the gap, just walk the plank. 1.5578 0.00991 5281 3052 1512 717
43 An' make sure ye get the CINNAMON Vanilla air freshener this time! 1.5578 0.00941 7269 4656 1171 1442
44 Yer darn lucky our ship's in the repair shop. 1.5547 0.01041 5127 3076 1259 792
45 It’s Wall Street. The sharks will eat him alive. 1.5517 0.01125 3953 2271 1183 499
46 Without the ship it just doesn't seem to have the same punch 1.5471 0.01070 4542 2675 1249 618
47 A quick death on the High Seas? No, it’s a lifetime of office work for you, matey!! 1.5442 0.01357 2830 1676 768 386
48 'It's the 42nd Street Station, matey. May the Lord take pity on your soul." 1.5432 0.01136 3993 2359 1100 534
49 Wait until he finds the subway escalator is not in service either. 1.5395 0.01238 3383 2014 913 456
50 And may God have mercy on your soles... 1.5392 0.01077 4679 2847 1142 690
51 Frank learned the hard way that subway pirate justice is swift and stupid. 1.5388 0.01216 3604 2174 918 512
52 No one outside of New York City will get this. 1.5356 0.01645 1869 1108 521 240
53 These team building events for work have really gotten out of hand 1.5310 0.01455 2373 1413 660 300
54 Here's a whimsical look for summer featuring rolled cuff toreador pants with casual open-collared raw cotton shirt. The quixotic faux blindfold completes the ensemble. Hair styling, Pierre of Beverly Hills. 1.5267 0.01547 2225 1368 542 315
55 You’ve got one last chance to show us the map to Coney Island. 1.5257 0.01170 3943 2442 929 572
56 I'm never riding the “Argh” train again. 1.5245 0.01143 4059 2507 978 574
57 If you give no token, we give no quarter. 1.5241 0.01851 1452 871 401 180
58 Yeah, but HE doesn’t know there’s no water. 1.5227 0.01711 1565 910 492 163
59 He'll be marooned for ages, the express doesn't stop here. 1.5168 0.01253 3125 1886 863 376
60 Things just haven’t been the same since we started capturing subway cars. 1.5160 0.01228 3318 2022 880 416
61 It was more fun before Human Resources got involved. 1.5156 0.01902 1375 836 369 170
62 With global warming he'll be in deep water soon enough. 1.5116 0.01310 2924 1798 757 369
63 If he can make it here, he can make it anywhere! 1.5078 0.01413 2371 1432 674 265
64 This is impossible at 5:30. 1.5076 0.01336 3140 2033 620 487
65 He was a good lad, but he insisted on reading The New York Times without knowing how to fold it. 1.5075 0.01929 1261 759 364 138
66 We consign yer soul to Brooklyn. 1.5059 0.01836 1431 873 392 166
67 That’s what ya get when ya take the ‘Arrrrrrr’ train! 1.5044 0.01333 2825 1756 713 356
68 ‘If he finds his way back with my Latte intact, I will spare him!’ 1.5044 0.01332 2940 1856 685 399
69 And when I got seasick, me father says, ‘Arrr, you can still be a captain, laddie; you just have to think outside the box.’ 1.5040 0.01435 2655 1711 550 394
70 Break a leg. 1.5030 0.01441 2638 1704 541 393
71 Har! Har! If the Sharks don't get ya the Jets will! 1.5025 0.01376 2750 1742 635 373
72 Ye won't be coming on a subway with a cold no more. 1.5020 0.01341 2811 1761 690 360
73 Are the rats circling yet? 1.5009 0.01398 2659 1685 616 358
74 Still think it be fun to correct me grammar? 1.4993 0.01537 2003 1226 554 223
75 Captain, I think it would be a greater punishment if we left him inside. 1.4912 0.01973 1197 738 330 129
76 I know, but a NYC subway station is bad enough. 1.4856 0.01613 2051 1346 414 291
77 Sorry, mate, but all signs say it's Terminal. 1.4854 0.01635 1986 1301 406 279
78 He’ll still get there faster than we will. 1.4847 0.02010 1143 710 312 121
79 Transfer here for the Arrrrr train. 1.4834 0.01821 1295 785 394 116
80 Take the A train. This is the Argh. 1.4825 0.01626 1942 1261 425 256
81 Anyone else want to trim their toenails? 1.4819 0.02401 828 523 211 94
82 This will teach him not to put his bottle in the trash instead of the recycle bin. 1.4817 0.01615 1939 1253 438 248
83 Wait - c'mon back - it's not your stop. 1.4781 0.01722 1757 1155 364 238
84 Yar! Now don't be forgetting your transit pass again. 1.4776 0.01704 1834 1217 358 259
85 Ye jump the turnstile, ye walk the plank. 1.4764 0.01612 1719 1072 476 171
86 And so the final leg of Greg's interview commenced. 1.4726 0.02190 986 630 246 110
87 He's the last one Capt. de Blasio. 1.4721 0.01812 1667 1128 291 248
88 If he falls left, that’s two more delegates for Sanders. 1.4717 0.01849 1626 1108 269 249
89 No manspreading on me train! 1.4710 0.01838 1535 1021 306 208
90 Step back, doors closing. 1.4689 0.01817 1578 1055 307 216
91 This is your transfer to the sea train 1.4685 0.01765 1573 1038 338 197
92 Lads, this would work better on the Staten Island Ferry 1.4675 0.01725 1525 968 401 156
93 It's off to Davy Jones' locker for you! It's at the Y on 63rd. You can't miss it. 1.4665 0.01857 1449 957 309 183
94 Arr...that's what you deserve for not giving up your seat to a pregnant woman. 1.4656 0.01853 1499 1000 300 199
95 NYC Announces New Penalty for Fare-Evaders 1.4649 0.02089 1054 675 268 111
96 I'm afraid we're just giving him a platform. 1.4641 0.01824 1407 908 345 154
97 Last stop on the Arr train. 1.4627 0.01871 1394 918 308 168
98 Yarr! I told ye we not be a flash mob! 1.4622 0.01942 1402 950 256 196
99 I hate it when the Pirates fans are in town. 1.4606 0.01946 1155 732 314 109
100 You're getting off easy. 1.4602 0.01885 1343 881 307 155
101 We’ve reached your final destination.” 1.4593 0.01850 1326 853 337 136
102 Although he complained about the fare increase as piracy, I don’t think he expected this. 1.4586 0.02163 918 580 255 83
103 Just watch. It’s the anticipation that kills ‘em. 1.4574 0.03546 352 225 93 34
104 Argh - let that teach you to use yer cell phone in the quiet car. 1.4563 0.01864 1315 852 326 137
105 Any last words before you're forced to wait 47 minutes for your connecting train? 1.4557 0.01957 1174 757 299 118
106 This is the end of the line. 1.4538 0.01917 1201 772 313 116
107 No shoes, no service 1.4526 0.01914 1244 810 305 129
108 no shirt, no shoes, no service 1.4480 0.02035 1174 788 246 140
109 Well is this scenario any crazier than Trump having a huge base? 1.4479 0.02090 1170 800 216 154
110 This is the Arrr train! 1.4446 0.02653 578 367 165 46
111 But Cap'n, what if this was his stop? 1.4444 0.02089 1089 729 236 124
112 She was caught hopping the turnstile. 1.4435 0.02164 1098 760 190 148
113 Fare evasion is NOT a victimless crime. 1.4398 0.02197 1046 721 190 135
114 Hope you enjoyed the arrr train. 1.4393 0.02189 1038 712 196 130
115 This would work better on the ferry. 1.4374 0.02119 974 653 224 97
116 You’ll learn better than to ride late night on the Rrrrrrrr train, matey! 1.4372 0.02138 1011 678 224 109
117 ...And let this be a warning to all ye Hispters of Brooklyn. Captain Red Hook sails these tracks to rid the Borough of your scourge! 1.4369 0.02264 966 669 174 123
118 Die subway singer! 1.4368 0.02247 1005 697 177 131
119 It's just not the same since we sold the boat. 1.4362 0.02038 995 650 261 84
120 That’s what you get for not giving up your seat to a one-legged old man! 1.4361 0.02095 993 654 245 94
121 Grand Central 'll eat ya alive, matey. 1.4359 0.02257 991 687 176 128
122 The fate for manspreading when pirates want a seat. 1.4358 0.02269 989 688 171 130
123 Be happy y'er not on the El. 1.4356 0.02129 971 642 235 94
124 I know what you're thinking, "Did we go 5 stops or did we go 6 stops? Well, in all this excitement I've lost track myself. But being this is the New York Subway System, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" 1.4347 0.02230 957 651 196 110
125 These goddamn subway pirates are gonna make me late for the third time this week! 1.4331 0.02332 912 631 167 114
126 Sorry for the delay, folks. Our grant requires we bring theater to the community at innovative venues. 1.4331 0.02914 508 335 126 47
127 We may plunder, pillage, rifle and loot--but we don't manspread. 1.4328 0.02440 737 489 177 71
128 Sir, he is getting off a subway, not a pirate ship." "Eh, just as dangerous." (Anna Saltzstein, age 7, kid 1.4300 0.02365 921 649 148 124
129 Aye, the sharks will get him in seconds. This is the Wall Street station. 1.4295 0.02225 915 617 203 95
130 Mind the gap, ye matey! 1.4281 0.02412 869 610 146 113
131 Bruce, you are being dramatic. Get back on the train. 1.4270 0.02453 740 498 168 74
132 WALL STREET NEWS: Long John Silver's attempts hostile takeover of Subway 1.4270 0.02311 883 606 177 100
133 Sharks?! It is the foot fungus that’ll kill him on the platform. 1.4268 0.02348 881 611 164 106
134 Walk the plank! Then turn left! Take the bus! To the ferry! Then jump off! 1.4260 0.02351 791 532 182 77
135 Despite their best efforts, the Subway Pirates never really became a thing. 1.4256 0.02209 853 563 217 73
136 Aaarrr...ye be mindin' the gap, now 1.4255 0.02304 839 566 189 84
137 Enjoy New Jersey. 1.4237 0.02339 845 579 174 92
138 I should have selected to be tried by the senate... 1.4228 0.02399 842 587 154 101
139 It my not seem that cruel, but we're actually in New Jersey. 1.4228 0.02284 842 568 192 82
140 It’s still not a ship and you’re still not Captain. 1.4221 0.02439 834 587 142 105
141 Ever since The Pirates of Penzance closed he insists on doing this at the 42nd St. stop. 1.4215 0.02386 828 573 161 94
142 Ye be changin’ here for the “argh” train, matey. 1.4209 0.02272 822 550 198 74
143 Arrrgh! This will teach ye not to manspread. 1.4209 0.02317 822 557 184 81
144 And that concludes the pirates tour of Manhattan. 1.4205 0.02227 818 540 212 66
145 It's the Canal Street Station. Best we can do under the circumstances. 1.4200 0.02162 812 526 231 55
146 Shouldn't we have waited for an elevated station, Cap'n? 1.4197 0.02255 803 532 205 66
147 I know it's just metaphorical. Do it anyway! 1.4178 0.02404 706 469 179 58
148 despacito 1.4171 0.02503 784 554 133 97
149 Blindfolded in Brooklyn, are you sure the punishment isn't too severe? 1.4162 0.02373 776 528 173 75
150 Argh, that'll learn ye not to take your calls on speakerphone 1.4160 0.02419 774 533 160 81
151 The crackdowns on fare evasion have really gotten out of hand 1.4160 0.02287 774 517 193 64
152 It may seem cruel and unusual but our reputation is on the line. 1.4151 0.02520 766 541 132 93
153 This is the Wall St. station, and those be shark-infested platforms. 1.4142 0.02279 758 501 200 57
154 Hangin' from a strap is too good for the likes of you! 1.4117 0.02403 736 500 169 67
155 Pittsburg Pirate fans exit the 7 train at Citifield. 1.4107 0.02594 728 519 119 90
156 Yes, I know this works better on the El. 1.4100 0.02435 722 493 162 67
157 And thank ye for ridin’ the Aaaarghh Train! 1.4100 0.02272 722 473 202 47
158 So ye not offer your seat to a peg leg man do ye. 1.4094 0.02708 508 333 142 33
159 Siri, open Google Maps. 1.4085 0.02620 710 507 116 87
160 WELCOME TO Los Angeles 1.4077 0.02734 704 517 87 100
161 This be the fate of off-key buskers! 1.4074 0.02580 702 495 128 79
162 Pirate-ization of public transit. 1.4057 0.02578 631 431 144 56
163 It's the end of the line for you. 1.4050 0.02603 595 402 145 48
164 It's New York. It's more of a slow death. 1.4050 0.02570 595 399 151 45
165 I knew Billy Budd. You’re no Billy Budd! 1.4050 0.02593 679 477 129 73
166 Attention passenger: We're experiencing a delay because of a mutiny on board. We’ll be moving again shortly 1.4048 0.02606 583 392 146 45
167 Aye, ye scurvy dog!! Ye shall soon be paying $3000 a month to sleep in Davy Jones’ locker! 1.4044 0.02621 675 477 123 75
168 You hog the pole, you walk the plank. 1.4039 0.02582 619 426 138 55
169 I think I need glasses. _I thought I signed up for subway pilates. 1.4034 0.02688 585 402 130 53
170 I told you that Canal Street would be your last stop. 1.4033 0.02531 667 460 145 62
171 I told you "Its my way or the subway!" 1.4030 0.02518 665 457 148 60
172 No, wait, this won't work. How's about we just throw you under the bus? 1.4027 0.02532 663 457 145 61
173 And now we wait for the loan sharks. 1.4012 0.02702 653 468 108 77
174 Arrr, welcome to Newark Penn Station." 1.4012 0.02821 653 482 80 91
175 Next time you’ll think twice before riding the Arrr train! 1.4009 0.02565 651 451 139 61
176 Putting his hysterical girlfriend on speakerphone was the last straw." 1.4004 0.02752 542 371 125 46
177 Boomer me, will ye. Keep walkin, matey. 1.3987 0.02642 637 448 124 65
178 Arg, this looks like the wrong Jamaica. 1.3981 0.02577 633 438 138 57
179 Today we rule the C's, soon we'll take the B's, D's, and F's. 1.3975 0.02713 556 382 127 47
180 Next time, give your seat to the guy with a wooden leg. 1.3965 0.02711 570 395 124 51
181 Arrr! There's no way he's coming back from this one alive. 1.3965 0.02851 623 459 81 83
182 Arrrgggghhh...this is what happens to all presidents of the MTA 1.3965 0.02806 623 454 91 78
183 I'll see you in Hell's Kitchen." 1.3965 0.02505 623 423 153 47
184 Enjoy New Jersey, har har! 1.3958 0.02732 614 438 109 67
185 Wait til he takes off the mask to learn he's in New Jersey. 1.3954 0.02638 612 427 128 57
186 It’s Wall Street, heh,heh,heh. Watch out for sharks! 1.3954 0.02567 612 420 142 50
187 Yarrr. No shoes, no service. 1.3951 0.02634 610 425 129 56
188 It's just not as much fun without the splash. 1.3948 0.02584 613 423 138 52
189 Just a typical New York commute. 1.3940 0.02678 604 432 109 63
190 Yo ho SoHo! 1.3940 0.02806 533 371 114 48
191 This is the last and only stop on the “Arrr” train. 1.3937 0.02627 602 418 131 53
192 Finally...the last Amtrak employee. Now we can take this thing over and make it profitable! 1.3930 0.02712 598 423 115 60
193 First you walk the plank, then you walk up the out-of-service escalator. 1.3929 0.03697 280 190 70 20
194 Argh! Next time, offer your seat to a one legged man." 1.3923 0.02597 594 409 137 48
195 Pirates of Penn Station 1.3908 0.02519 586 402 144 40
196 I gotta move out of the city....the commutes are becoming ridiculous. 1.3852 0.02844 553 398 97 58
197 Aye, manspreading were ye? 1.3852 0.02690 553 401 100 52
198 Captain, I'm not sure this is what planking is. 1.3842 0.02770 544 384 111 49
199 We really are cracking down on manspreading. 1.3842 0.02721 544 380 119 45
200 The MTA has a unique way of dealing with whistleblowers. 1.3838 0.02886 542 392 92 58
201 That's what you get for calling Moby-Dick overrated! 1.3833 0.02797 540 383 107 50
202 Next time, ye'll remember yer MetroCarrrd. 1.3833 0.02797 540 383 107 50
203 After seeing my spring collection, they really slashed our Fashion Week budget. 1.3829 0.03119 538 409 52 77
204 'Tis true he won't drown, but he'll be contracting a nasty foot fungus. 1.3829 0.02854 491 343 108 40
205 Yaar, and good luck getting an express train back uptown! 1.3826 0.03467 298 202 78 18
206 Doors are closing, mind the plank 1.3825 0.02774 536 378 111 47
207 This used to be a lot more fun when we rode the Staten Island ferry. 1.3825 0.02684 536 371 125 40
208 Ocean Avenue. 1.3811 0.02782 530 374 110 46
209 Who picked this team building exercise? 1.3807 0.02828 528 381 95 52
210 Aye, tis a republican plank, no harm, no conviction. 1.3802 0.02783 526 371 110 45
211 T'is the ultimate punishment. She'll soon be barefoot on a subway platform. 1.3800 0.02906 521 376 92 53
212 Aye, he'll soon be sleeping with the masses. 1.3800 0.02918 521 377 90 54
213 I thought they said Atlantic was next. 1.3786 0.02701 515 356 123 36
214 Keep calm, and mind the gap. 1.3782 0.02989 513 376 80 57
215 The lawyers on Wall Street will eat him alive! 1.3782 0.02805 513 374 93 46
216 he's in the hands of Uber now 1.3777 0.02771 511 358 113 40
217 Aye Matie, last stop! 1.3775 0.03159 355 242 92 21
218 Last stop on the ARRRRRR train! 1.3772 0.02861 509 363 100 46
219 If he dives he'll get an even bigger surprise. 1.3770 0.02894 504 361 96 47
220 Personally, I fail to see any humor in this cartoon. 1.3767 0.03014 507 373 77 57
221 Penn Station. Death will come quickly. 1.3762 0.02807 505 356 108 41
222 Mind the plank. 1.3760 0.02681 500 360 104 36
223 He said he would rather walk the plank than stay in an un-air conditioned New York City subway car in the summer. 1.3760 0.02883 500 357 98 45
224 Yes, but in the ocean with sharks he'd have a chance 1.3757 0.02897 503 361 95 47
225 Somehow, it's not the same. 1.3757 0.02714 503 348 121 34
226 This will teach you not to say "the shoe's on the other foot now," matey! 1.3750 0.02954 496 359 88 49
227 One more time, the poop deck is just an expression! 1.3745 0.02835 494 349 105 40
228 Time to vote. 1.3745 0.02934 494 356 91 47
229 Good luck with the Sharks! and the Jets! 1.3740 0.02886 492 355 92 45
230 When exiting the train, please mind the plank. 1.3740 0.02828 492 347 106 39
231 You've jumped your last turnstyle. 1.3724 0.02745 486 337 117 32
232 I told you parrots can't contextualize. 1.3711 0.03036 477 349 79 49
233 If you see something, say something." 1.3711 0.02888 477 339 99 39
234 Jim would have preferred less adventure in his daily commute. 1.3711 0.02615 477 322 133 22
235 Keep walking until you feel something wet and sticky. 1.3709 0.03423 337 239 71 27
236 Tonight he sleeps with the missus. 1.3702 0.02979 470 339 88 43
237 Abandon all hope, ye who detrain here. 1.3694 0.03004 471 342 84 45
238 Last stop; Mar-a-Lago 1.3689 0.02905 469 334 97 38
239 The “ High Seas Adventure” package is more authentic, but millennials love this option. 1.3680 0.02886 462 330 96 36
240 Avast, ye hipster! The quiet car is not to be trifled with and neither are we! 1.3674 0.03023 460 334 83 43
241 Damn. We should have had him walk into that pole. Now THAT would be funny. 1.3665 0.02993 412 289 95 28
242 Ay and it's 125th Street, he'll never come back alive, ar. 1.3662 0.03057 456 333 79 44
243 At this location, I figure if the Sharks don't get him, the Jets will. 1.3656 0.02852 454 319 104 31
244 Oh it's just 125th Street, stop being so dramatic! 1.3650 0.02808 452 315 109 28
245 And I wish ye luck findin' the Guggenheim! 1.3650 0.02860 452 318 103 31
246 Please remain blindfolded and keep your hands tied behind your back at all times while walking the plank! 1.3641 0.03101 379 266 88 25
247 Why did you think it was called the ARRRR train, matey? 1.3640 0.03109 445 327 74 44
248 Any last words, Senator Romney? 1.3640 0.03044 445 323 82 40
249 Yar! If the drop don't kill him, his heightened sense of the subway's stench will. 1.3638 0.03070 448 330 74 44
250 You think this is embarrassing? Last week I had the plank coming out of an Uber. 1.3636 0.03256 341 239 80 22
251 If the Sharks don't finish him off... the Jets will 1.3634 0.02881 443 312 101 30
252 And, take ye speakerphone with ye. PHILLIP. 1.3634 0.03002 443 323 81 39
253 And stay off the disability seats, matey! 1.3634 0.02968 443 320 88 35
254 Oh, he’ll drown alright - have you seen the rents in this neighborhood? 1.3622 0.02788 439 304 111 24
255 Watch your step!..that’s exactly how I lost My leg! 1.3622 0.03105 439 322 75 42
256 Come to think of it, we really don't need the plank. 1.3622 0.02879 439 309 101 29
257 Aye Matey, Next time you'll give up your seat won't you! 1.3622 0.02825 439 306 107 26
258 That's the last time he'll manspread on my train!!! 1.3616 0.03148 437 323 70 44
259 If the sharks don't get him the theater critics will eat him alive. 1.3616 0.02977 437 313 90 34
260 End of the line 1.3616 0.02906 437 309 98 30
261 Due to an unfortunate spelling error, the entire IRT has been piratized. 1.3611 0.02928 432 306 96 30
262 I've heard they're filming Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the C train on location. 1.3609 0.03108 435 319 75 41
263 The new job is going great, but the commute is murder. 1.3609 0.02950 435 310 93 32
264 THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR VOTING TO ACQUIT-- 1.3609 0.03004 435 313 87 35
265 And may the sharks of Manhattan have mercy on your soul. 1.3609 0.03073 435 317 79 39
266 I don't care if you "just pulled the cord," it's still mutiny! 1.3603 0.03048 433 314 82 37
267 Hey, Matey, see if they think that ' buck an ear" joke is funny in Poughkeepsie." 1.3600 0.03071 425 308 81 36
268 You said you wanted to get off at Boardwalk. 1.3598 0.03055 428 310 82 36
269 How many times did I warn him about wearing those Capri pants 1.3585 0.02963 424 302 92 30
270 Let the sharks of 5th Avenue be yer fate, laddie. 1.3578 0.03047 422 305 83 34
271 Mind the gap between the plank and the platform. 1.3566 0.02927 415 293 96 26
272 It's the end of the line 1.3565 0.02913 418 295 97 26
273 My service parrot clearly asked you to give up your seat. 1.3565 0.02873 418 293 101 24
274 If the rats don't get him, the rent will. 1.3562 0.03303 320 225 76 19
275 Anyone else not wearing deodorant? 1.3559 0.03111 413 304 73 36
276 The taxi will take you to the Hudson River. 1.3559 0.03073 413 299 81 33
277 And I'm keeping your MetroCard! 1.3559 0.02896 413 290 99 24
278 Har, har. Wait ‘til he finds out this is isn’t his stop! 1.3559 0.03240 413 308 63 42
279 Somehow it's just not the same thrill. 1.3559 0.02956 413 296 89 28
280 Canal Street. 1.3559 0.02875 413 289 101 23
281 Try to jump a turnstile now, you scallywag. 1.3559 0.03111 413 301 77 35
282 swim with the new yorkers 1.3552 0.03215 411 305 66 40
283 Would you mind writing me a note because my boss will NEVER believe this excuse... 1.3552 0.03083 411 298 80 33
284 Yarrr, this be the end of the line for you. 1.3552 0.03024 411 295 86 30
285 When the city starts running out of ideas for handling fare-hopping. 1.3545 0.03188 409 302 69 38
286 That's what you get for taking the Arrrr train, matey! 1.3545 0.03112 409 298 77 34
287 Oops. I thought it was Canal Street. 1.3538 0.03043 407 293 84 30
288 I hate to see him leave but I love to watch him go. 1.3538 0.03160 407 299 72 36
289 Are you ready to tell us where the "Arrrr" line goes? 1.3531 0.03152 405 297 73 35
290 That's what ye get for making eye contact. 1.3531 0.02930 405 291 89 25
291 If you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere! 1.3525 0.03099 400 290 79 31
292 Argh, ye scurvy dog, walk Verplanck! Next exit, Peekskill! 1.3518 0.03130 398 290 76 32
293 The Worst of it...it's not his stop! 1.3518 0.02832 398 276 104 18
294 As he walked to certain death in a New York subway station, he had but one thought: "How the hell did all those pirates get past security?" 1.3518 0.03249 398 296 64 38
295 Aargh, there be no manspreading on my vessel! 1.3510 0.03200 396 292 69 35
296 Henry’s attempt to jump aboard the express line was met with hostility. 1.3510 0.02929 396 279 95 22
297 Remember now, matey... Transfer to the 3 Train, take that to Water St., walk one block east and jump! 1.3503 0.03171 394 289 72 33
298 Pirates of the Subterranean 1.3501 0.03213 397 294 67 36
299 That'll teach ya not to sit in a handicapped spot! 1.3495 0.02969 392 278 91 23
300 Maroon us on Staten Island will ye? 1.3495 0.03282 392 293 61 38
301 No socks, no shoes, no service. 1.3495 0.03098 392 284 79 29
302 This car’s only big enough for one musical, Mr. Miranda fancy pants! 1.3491 0.03466 338 250 58 30
303 When the subway was privatised, few believed the new owners were real pirates" 1.3488 0.03210 387 285 69 33
304 Arrgh, if the Sharks don't get 'im, the Jets will! 1.3487 0.03044 390 280 84 26
305 Argh! This be the end of the line! 1.3481 0.03048 385 276 84 25
306 Transferring from the 'Arrr' train is always a bit tricky. 1.3481 0.03026 385 275 86 24
307 If he doesn't get approached by Girl Scouts selling cookies or Democratic Presidential candidates we'll know it's safe. 1.3481 0.03221 385 286 65 34
308 Mind the sharks, matey. Here be Wall Street. 1.3481 0.03157 385 281 74 30
309 Make sure you are recording this on your Aye-phone. 1.3481 0.03070 385 277 82 26
310 But I did nothing wrong. It was a perfect call 1.3473 0.03315 383 287 59 37
311 But. this isn't my stop. 1.3473 0.03295 383 286 61 36
312 Hasten yer step, you bilge-guzzling scoundrel! We've got Hamilton tickets. 1.3473 0.03253 383 284 65 34
313 This be for manspreading. 1.3473 0.03146 383 279 75 29
314 Still beats taking the 6. 1.3465 0.03090 381 275 80 26
315 Be sure to fill out our Customer Satisfaction survey. 1.3456 0.03167 379 277 73 29
316 Arrgh! There ain't no worse fate than being barefoot in a subway station!. 1.3456 0.02891 379 265 97 17
317 Throw him to the rats 1.3456 0.03167 379 277 73 29
318 It works so much better from a ship. 1.3456 0.03078 379 273 81 25
319 Sorry, Captain! It said Canal Street on the map. 1.3456 0.03032 379 277 78 24
320 He'll never survive without tokens. 1.3456 0.03167 379 277 73 29
321 If he thinks the Sharks are bad, wait til he sees the Jets. 1.3448 0.03266 377 280 64 33
322 He knew the rules, ye who listen to music out loud must walk the plank!" 1.3448 0.03330 377 283 58 36
323 This really is much more effective on the high seas. 1.3441 0.03184 372 272 72 28
324 It’s about time the city took measures against dudes who take their shoes off on public transport! 1.3441 0.03021 372 265 86 21
325 We didn't want to leave anything to chance. We needed somewhere more certain than the ocean." 1.3432 0.03352 370 278 57 35
326 Step lively, ye rogue, there's another train directly behind this one. 1.3432 0.03195 370 271 71 28
327 High crime or misdemeanor? 1.3432 0.03195 370 271 71 28
328 TWICE I TOLD HIM TO KEEP HIS FEET OFF THE SEATS. 1.3432 0.03195 370 271 71 28
329 The fun starts when the train starts moving. 1.3432 0.03149 370 269 75 26
330 Avast ye passengers: This train be no longer in service. Exit thee calmly and carefully via the planks provided. 1.3432 0.03263 370 274 65 31
331 Yee shall be cast off into a remote part of Queens. 1.3424 0.03065 368 264 82 22
332 This train be goin' direct yarr 1.3424 0.03619 368 289 32 47
333 It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, matey. 1.3424 0.03298 368 274 62 32
334 Argh! After walking the plank he soon be mugged! 1.3424 0.03136 368 267 76 25
335 I told you Epstein didn't kill himself! 1.3424 0.03515 368 284 42 42
336 Well, get on with it. The doors are closing. 1.3424 0.03065 368 264 82 22
337 You'll thank me when you go viral. 1.3424 0.03229 368 271 68 29
338 We're making the point to the MTA that it's faster if you walk. 1.3415 0.03399 366 277 53 36
339 Please mind the gap between the plank and the platform. 1.3415 0.03241 366 270 67 29
340 Sure, they overcame us on the Circle Line, but Hoyt-Schermerhorn is OURS! 1.3415 0.03528 366 283 41 42
341 Step lively son, they think we're shooting a movie 1.3407 0.03027 361 257 85 19
342 He saw something but he didn't say something. 1.3398 0.03211 359 263 70 26
343 The new penalty for personal grooming on the subway. 1.3398 0.03283 359 271 57 31
344 It ain't the high seas but ya gotta play the hand you're dealt! 1.3398 0.03235 359 264 68 27
345 The punishment is this is Newark. 1.3398 0.03235 359 264 68 27
346 A shark-infested sea is not nearly as terrifying as the Canal Street station. 1.3398 0.03377 359 270 56 33
347 Hold up Capt'n! I found his ticket. His name is Rooney, not Romney! 1.3398 0.03354 359 269 58 32
348 Why, Matey? Why the blindfold? He can't tell what station it is, anyway. 1.3398 0.03354 359 269 58 32
349 Blimey, Randy, lookey there. He’s actually doing it. 1.3398 0.03354 359 269 58 32
350 Scurvy dog! This’ll teach ye to manspread during rush hour! 1.3398 0.03235 359 264 68 27
351 Aye, ruthless, captain. Barefoot! 1.3398 0.03377 359 270 56 33
352 Yarr, the train was full, but nobody touches my booty. 1.3398 0.03211 359 263 70 26
353 Captain, it's the Wall Street station, the sharks will surely get him! 1.3398 0.03330 359 268 60 31
354 Into the suburbs with ye. 1.3389 0.03098 357 257 79 21
355 Wait until he realizes that they've never swabbed the floors. 1.3389 0.03295 357 265 63 29
356 Please watch your step between the plank and the platform. 1.3381 0.03178 352 256 73 23
357 Serves me right for taking the subway during Comic-Con. 1.3381 0.03278 352 260 65 27
358 Davy Jones locker be straight ahead swabby! 1.3381 0.03562 352 272 41 39
359 Aye mate. No need to mind the gap 1.3380 0.03234 355 261 68 26
360 Drop him here. Nobody survives Penn Station. 1.3380 0.03031 355 253 84 18
361 Har har—I didn't tell the poor bastard about Trump. 1.3380 0.03539 355 274 42 39
362 I know it’s a bit unconventional, but he gets seasick. 1.3380 0.03109 355 256 78 21
363 These fare evasion deterrents are getting out of hand. 1.3380 0.03234 355 261 68 26
364 Step lively and mind the gap" 1.3380 0.03259 355 262 66 27
365 Argh! Give my regards to Broadway. 1.3362 0.03122 348 251 77 20
366 Sorry Peter but we all have to grow up some time. 1.3362 0.03352 348 260 59 29
367 Count yourself lucky, Frederic. We'd keelhaul you but we have to transfer at Times Square. 1.3353 0.03132 346 253 72 21
368 That'll be the last time you ever say 'the Knicks suck' 1.3353 0.03159 346 251 74 21
369 Maybe next time with the train moving. 1.3353 0.03237 346 254 68 24
370 Great internship! Let us know if you need a letter of recommendation.” 1.3353 0.03237 346 254 68 24
371 RRRR, New York sharks! 1.3353 0.03719 346 274 28 44
372 Ye take yer chances riding the Arrrrrrr. 1.3353 0.03132 346 250 76 20
373 Arrgh, if the rats don't get him, matey, the exorbitant cost of living shall. 1.3353 0.03211 346 253 70 23
374 Me needs my ship back from the repair shop! This just ain't working! 1.3353 0.03339 346 258 60 28
375 Arrrggghhh, be greateful we're dropping you off in a gentrified neighborhood matey! 1.3343 0.03242 341 252 65 24
376 ...and you thought braving the sharks would be rough! 1.3343 0.03424 341 257 54 30
377 Here is where ye can transfer to the ‘ARRR’ train. 1.3343 0.03242 341 250 68 23
378 Say hello to my friends at Davy Jones' Footlocker. 1.3343 0.03347 341 254 60 27
379 Hey wait, that leg looks like a good match! 1.3343 0.03269 341 251 66 24
380 He'll be eaten alive in the Financial District. 1.3343 0.03242 341 250 68 23
381 Hey, that’s my yoga mat! 1.3343 0.03326 344 256 61 27
382 This is your last stop 1.3333 0.03227 339 250 66 23
383 The New Yorker finally produced a cartoon for which there is no possible caption. 1.3333 0.03462 339 257 51 31
384 If the Sharks don't get him the Jets surely will. 1.3333 0.03386 339 254 57 28
385 I know he'll survive but he will always be known as the seaman who got planked. 1.3323 0.03476 337 256 50 31
386 Aye, it's Wall Street, the sharks will have him in no time. 1.3323 0.03239 337 247 68 22
387 The Pirate's Code doesn't apply to me -- Article II says I can do whatever I want. 1.3323 0.03293 337 249 64 24
388 Mind the gap! Har, har, har. 1.3323 0.03320 337 250 62 25
389 Wait cap'n, this isn't his stop! 1.3323 0.03099 337 242 78 17
390 Maybe next time he'll think twice about jumping the turnstile. 1.3313 0.03167 335 243 73 19
391 You were warned about your manspreading, Steven. 1.3313 0.03251 335 251 60 24
392 Walk faster, the doors are closing. 1.3313 0.03251 335 246 67 22
393 Don't mind the gap! 1.3313 0.03353 332 247 60 25
394 Pieces of eight, not tokens, on this side of the Hudson. 1.3313 0.03460 332 251 52 29
395 Your punishment - to be swallowed up by a sea of humanity! 1.3313 0.03380 332 248 58 26
396 No shoes, no service; 'tis the law of the C. 1.3313 0.03298 332 245 64 23
397 Aye, thar be nothin' but sharks and darkness at the end o' that plank! 1.3313 0.03512 332 253 48 31
398 We should have done this at Ocean Avenue 1.3313 0.03186 332 241 72 19
399 Not quite the punishment since we stopped sailing the seven seas, captain! 1.3303 0.03474 330 250 51 29
400 Just watch, he’s about to step on a fresh piece of gum! 1.3303 0.03420 330 248 55 27
401 Another reason Universal’s Subway World never really caught on 1.3303 0.03283 330 248 57 25
402 It's okay but I wish we could afford a ship again. 1.3289 0.03165 301 214 75 12
403 'Tis the law of the Sea Train. 1.3288 0.03380 295 215 63 17
404 Eventually the disgraced first mate found another pirate crew headed uptown. 1.3282 0.03307 326 241 63 22
405 Now we rule the C. 1.3282 0.03101 326 234 77 15
406 This has been a drill. In the event of an actual terrorist attack, we would not be dressed as pirates. 1.3282 0.03392 326 244 57 25
407 We're actually doing him a favor. 1.3272 0.03488 324 246 50 28
408 Keep walking until you feel something wet. 1.3272 0.03232 324 237 68 19
409 Harr! The punishment comes when he finds out he's in the Bronx. 1.3271 0.03399 321 240 57 24
410 Next stop, Neverland. 1.3271 0.03511 321 244 49 28
411 Manspreading AND those shorts?! No way he was gonna avoid the plank. 1.3260 0.03412 319 239 56 24
412 When he finds out it's New York he'll wish it was shark infested waters. 1.3260 0.03412 319 239 56 24
413 He'll never survive Manhattan. 1.3260 0.03046 319 242 62 15
414 Attention please. This is Canal Street station. Please watch your step while exiting train 1.3249 0.03276 317 233 65 19
415 Workplace safety regulations have taken the fun out of everything. 1.3249 0.03425 317 238 55 24
416 Undercover Transit Police getting tough on turnstile jumpers. 1.3248 0.03059 311 221 79 11
417 Last stop on the Arrr line for you missy. 1.3238 0.03409 315 236 56 23
418 That'll learn ye to stop asking if this is the "ARGH" train! 1.3238 0.03409 315 236 56 23
419 Yarr! Wrong stop Cap'n. It's Canal Street you be wanting. 1.3238 0.03258 315 231 66 18
420 Charades, I got this, movie, four words: Barefoot in the bark, I mean park! 1.3238 0.03828 315 251 26 38
421 Well, the plank is merely a formality. 1.3238 0.03195 315 229 70 16
422 …then left, up the steps, and wait for the express. 1.3238 0.03468 315 238 52 25
423 Aye! Marooned in the Bronx, lad. 1.3238 0.03380 315 235 58 22
424 This is a West Side train. If the Sharks don’t get him, the Jets will. 1.3238 0.03409 315 236 56 23
425 That'll teach ya to fart on the A train! 1.3238 0.03468 315 238 52 25
426 I think he might be humoring us, Captain. 1.3238 0.03439 315 237 54 24
427 Argh! That'll be the end of the line for you. 1.3238 0.03319 315 233 62 20
428 He saw something...and said something 1.3237 0.03492 312 236 51 25
429 You’re soon to perish in a sea of humanity. 1.3237 0.03215 312 227 69 16
430 No shoes, no service matey! 1.3237 0.03310 312 230 63 19
431 Aye, this stop be Boardwalk 1.3237 0.03341 312 231 61 20
432 A wee bit more trainin' an' we'll be ready fer th' open seas 1.3226 0.03259 310 227 66 17
433 You're lucky. At the next stop, he makes you mind the gap. 1.3226 0.03415 310 232 56 22
434 Tradition,t hat's why. This is the Arrrr! train. 1.3226 0.03536 310 236 48 26
435 Wait 'til he sees it's not his stop! 1.3226 0.03161 310 224 72 14
436 Now mateys: weigh anchor! That'll be the last of the lad's man-spreading! 1.3226 0.03385 310 231 58 21
437 This would be more impactful on the EL. 1.3226 0.03385 310 231 58 21
438 The San Francisco pirate 'Black BART' strikes again. 1.3203 0.03251 306 229 59 18
439 Guys, be reasonable. This stop is blocks from my apartment. 1.3201 0.03435 303 227 55 21
440 May you drown in New Jersey, you scurvy dog. 1.3201 0.03590 303 232 45 26
441 At least by walking blindfolded he’ll get there faster than taking the Subway. 1.3201 0.03288 303 225 60 18
442 Let this be a lesson to manspreaders everywhere. 1.3201 0.03435 303 227 55 21
443 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Conductor, because of a mutiny, this train is no longer in customer service. Please walk through the cars toward the front of the train. Someone will assist you in exiting the train 1.3201 0.03435 303 227 55 21
444 We never should have sold the metro to Disney. 1.3201 0.03403 303 226 57 20
445 BAREFOOT on a subway platform. You are a true sadist Captain! 1.3201 0.03435 303 227 55 21
446 Watch out for the gum. 1.3189 0.03448 301 226 54 21
447 Ye did tell him to mind the gap? 1.3189 0.03351 301 223 60 18
448 Show some class. Dive in. 1.3189 0.03351 301 223 60 18
449 You should see what we do to the people that jump the turnstile! 1.3189 0.03416 301 225 56 20
450 Oh, it's better than sharks. It's rush hour! 1.3189 0.03400 301 227 53 21
451 Avast, ye manspreaders! Let this be a warning to you! 1.3189 0.03351 301 223 60 18
452 Last stop on the Wrong Island Railroad. 1.3189 0.03284 301 221 64 16
453 Aye, it be Times Square for you matey! 1.3179 0.03533 302 230 48 24
454 I live for those moments when their expectations collide with reality. 1.3177 0.03364 299 222 59 18
455 Arr, this be the penalty for manspreading, ye scurvy barnacle! 1.3177 0.02898 299 236 47 16
456 Just wait ‘til the Land Sharks grab him! 1.3177 0.03558 299 228 47 24
457 Hush up you guys. He doesn't know it's not a ship. 1.3177 0.03262 299 219 65 15
458 When this landlubber's bare feet touch subway floor, he'll be wishing for water! 1.3177 0.03527 299 227 49 23
459 Gerald's usual morning commute fantasy about competing in the Olympic springboard diving finals somehow took a dark turn. 1.3177 0.03397 299 223 57 19
460 We may be pirates, matey, but we DON’T jump turnstiles 1.3177 0.03193 299 217 69 13
461 Be reasonable, Jeremy, not everyone has to like parrots." 1.3165 0.03309 297 219 62 16
462 Mateys, he was warned about manspreading. 1.3165 0.03605 297 228 44 25
463 His punishment is being exiled into the subway system barefoot; the rest feels a little gratuitous. 1.3151 0.03379 292 217 58 17
464 Jump! 1.3151 0.03448 292 219 54 19
465 This is not the way I imagined it. 1.3151 0.03549 292 222 48 22
466 Aye 'tis my way not the subway. 1.3151 0.03448 292 219 54 19
467 Argh! Not what I thought Flushing would look like. 1.3151 0.03309 292 215 62 15
468 Arrr, methinks this wasn’t the Sea Train after all. 1.3151 0.03482 292 220 52 20
469 The wrath of an angry sea pales at the fury of the rush hour." 1.3144 0.03578 264 197 51 16
470 Ay, the commute's a killer. 1.3138 0.03285 290 213 63 14
471 Don't worry, your liberal arts education will save you 1.3138 0.03427 290 217 55 18
472 It's not really a punishment as much as it is an embarrassment. 1.3138 0.03321 290 214 61 15
473 The city will eat him alive. 1.3138 0.03530 290 220 49 21
474 Please, God, tell me they're not letting me off at a Democratic primary. 1.3138 0.03759 290 227 35 28
475 Pirates in training 1.3138 0.03462 290 218 53 19
476 I need to retire. 1.3138 0.03513 290 222 46 22
477 Aye, she walks the plank like a landlubber, but at least she be above her station. 1.3138 0.03663 290 224 41 25
478 Arrrhhh — if he can’t see somethin’, he can’t say somethin’. 1.3138 0.03530 290 220 49 21
479 Gov, that’ll show him who the Train Daddy is now... 1.3138 0.03822 290 229 31 30
480 ...I wish I had legs like that. 1.3138 0.03530 290 220 49 21
481 There’ll be no leg-spreaders on me ship! 1.3138 0.03663 290 224 41 25
482 Thank you for riding the ‘Arr’ train! 1.3123 0.03282 285 219 49 17
483 Billy Budd takes the A Train, The Musical. 1.3123 0.03501 285 215 51 19
484 Aye matey, off w'ye into the 8th ave & 14th street L train abyss 1.3123 0.03773 285 223 35 27
485 Don't question the sentence Matey! It's the Sub way 1.3123 0.03639 285 219 43 23
486 One more step and you’re a Mets fan. 1.3123 0.03466 285 214 53 18
487 Change here for Jamaica. 1.3110 0.03581 254 189 51 14
488 Senate Republicans taking turns proving their loyalty. 1.3110 0.03723 283 220 38 25
489 Next time if you want to get off here, take a local…! 1.3110 0.03333 283 224 40 19
490 Forward ye, unto thar dark sea o’ anonymity 1.3110 0.03444 283 212 54 17
491 There are worse things than drowning out there... 1.3110 0.03586 283 216 46 21
492 This is a lot more fun on the ocean. 1.3110 0.03407 283 211 56 16
493 Arr, two more steps... and up the stairs to your left, and you'll be visiting Davey Jones' Foot Locker. 1.3110 0.03690 283 219 40 24
494 Arrr, of course this is a dry run. 1.3110 0.03621 283 217 44 22
495 The fall may not kill him, but the 5 o'clock crowd will. 1.3110 0.03621 283 217 44 22
496 The Transit Authority really needs to work on their retirement package. 1.3096 0.03383 281 209 57 15
497 Since when is getting off the subway a punishment? 1.3096 0.03494 281 214 48 19
498 ...and his body there devoured by buskers, pickpockets and hordes of vermin bankers... 1.3096 0.03530 281 213 49 19
499 SoHo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum. 1.3096 0.03346 281 208 59 14
500 It's so easy to fool first-time visitors to New York. 1.3096 0.03346 281 208 59 14
501 All right. Just using your nose, what station is this? 1.3096 0.03530 281 213 49 19
502 I told you there would be repercussions if you vote for Impeachment. 1.3096 0.03458 281 211 53 17
503 Just loving this production of 'The Pirates of Penn Station'. 1.3096 0.03230 281 205 65 11
504 Now this’ll be the last time ye take the “Arrr” train, ye hear? 1.3096 0.03566 281 214 47 20
505 Be brave! Go out on a limb! Take the subway today! 1.3094 0.03556 278 211 48 19
506 Why not you? 1.3094 0.03664 278 214 42 22
507 Unfortunately for Gary, the surrendering of his bitcoin wallet did not appease the Captain. 1.3094 0.03556 278 211 48 19
508 Fears about getting off at 125th Street were not unfounded. 1.3094 0.03483 278 209 52 17
509 This stop, Wall Street. Watch out for the sharks." 1.3094 0.03483 278 209 52 17
510 And tell all your scurvy friends there'll be no more manspreading on this train. 1.3094 0.03593 278 212 46 20
511 ...and it’s ADA compliant! 1.3089 0.03488 259 192 54 13
512 The Times Square stop?! That's just cruel, Captain. 1.3080 0.03572 276 210 47 19
513 Look George, don't you think this little charade has gone a bit overboard? 1.3080 0.03263 276 202 63 11
514 Aye! Let the loan sharks have him! 1.3080 0.03181 276 212 50 14
515 Say goodbye to the I-ARRRR-T! 1.3080 0.03681 276 213 41 22
516 The concrete will break his fall 1.3080 0.03459 276 207 53 16
517 I can't help feeling that we're just going through the motions with this change-of-modality experiment. 1.3080 0.03608 276 211 45 20
518 And Then I woke up 1.3069 0.03524 277 210 49 18
519 Arr! This will teach ye no manspreading on my carriage ye scurvy buccaneer! 1.3066 0.03733 274 213 38 23
520 Pirate trainin' ain't for you, matey 1.3066 0.03733 274 213 38 23
521 Arrr matey, we be leavin' ye with one dollar on your metro card! 1.3066 0.03512 274 207 50 17
522 Aye, there be no fare skippin on the Argh train! 1.3066 0.03512 274 207 50 17
523 Ay, this city will eat him up!! 1.3066 0.03512 274 209 47 18
524 You call us criminals? Even our planks are wheelchair accessible. 1.3066 0.03587 274 209 46 19
525 I swear to god if he beats us to the next station again, I'm going to take my chances with the Hepatitis Sea myself. 1.3066 0.03697 274 212 40 22
526 Good riddance. He talked in the quiet car. 1.3066 0.03512 274 207 50 17
527 Two more steps and he'll be drowning in debt. 1.3063 0.03339 271 200 59 12
528 Bet that’s the last time they try to board the Arrrrgh train 1.3063 0.03576 271 206 47 18
529 Captain, I don't think this is planking. 1.3063 0.03499 271 204 51 16
530 You’re gonna wish you’d worn those platform shoes! 1.3063 0.03420 271 202 55 14
531 No, it won't kill him. But he'll be annoyed when he realizes it's not his stop. 1.3063 0.03298 271 199 61 11
532 Let’s not tell him it’s South Bronx. 1.3063 0.03652 271 208 43 20
533 We might need to rethink our methods. 1.3055 0.03501 275 208 50 17
534 Argh! I hope this is their stop! 1.3048 0.03959 269 215 26 28
535 ‘Mind the gap’ made it sound more dangerous. 1.3048 0.03310 269 198 60 11
536 What, no sharks? I though this was Wall St. 1.3048 0.03393 269 200 56 13
537 Next time you'll give up your seat for passengers with disabilities! 1.3048 0.03553 269 204 48 17
538 And I'm keepin' yer shoes! 1.3048 0.03226 269 196 64 9
539 Avast ye, faster! You’re blocking the doors! 1.3048 0.03592 269 205 46 18
540 No shoes. No shirt. No service! 1.3048 0.03592 269 205 46 18
541 Mutiny on the Inbound T 1.3040 0.03695 227 169 47 11
542 Arr--death at C. 1.3034 0.03529 267 204 46 17
543 Aye, Guvnor, we’re submitting a new plank to the Port Authority 1.3034 0.03871 267 211 31 25
544 Next time have the right fare 1.3034 0.03149 267 205 50 12
545 Hurry up! Some of us have places to be. 1.3034 0.03685 267 206 41 20
546 Mutiny on the B Train 1.3034 0.03488 267 201 51 15
547 And that’s how you transfer to the local. 1.3034 0.03193 267 194 65 8
548 Argghhhh. It was this or be traded to the Mets. 1.3034 0.03280 267 198 58 11
549 The platform was angry that day, my friend. 1.3034 0.03407 267 199 55 13
550 Mutiny on the Arrrrr train. 1.3034 0.03607 267 204 45 18
551 Finally, they're getting tough on fare beaters. 1.3034 0.03646 267 205 43 19
552 Weekend service on the Arrr train 1.3019 0.03663 265 204 42 19
553 Thanks fer joinin' us on the Arrr train! 1.3019 0.03623 265 203 44 18
554 Yeah, you should a took a cab. 1.3019 0.03503 265 200 50 15
555 PROJECT PLANKWAY, the latest reality fashion show offers viewer a more immersive experience. 1.3019 0.03584 265 202 46 17
556 Things haven't been the same Cap'n since the bank repossessed our ship. 1.3019 0.03663 265 204 42 19
557 Don't worry. We're just filming 21st century, political themed movie 1.3019 0.03926 265 211 28 26
558 Hurry up, people are getting angry that the doors won't close. 1.3019 0.03503 265 200 50 15
559 That's what ya get for taking the Arrrr train 1.3019 0.03701 265 205 40 20
560 This is worse than going thru the turnstile to get on. 1.3019 0.03998 265 213 24 28
561 Ye betrayed the pirate brotherhood, but yer sentence has been commuted! 1.3019 0.03740 265 206 38 21
562 You shall be left to the mercies of the local line! 1.3019 0.03623 265 203 44 18
563 Jerry, I think you're taking this intern initiation thing a little too seriously. 1.3019 0.03701 265 205 40 20
564 Off to the job I hate... 1.3019 0.03701 265 205 40 20
565 You must take the AARRGH train! 1.3019 0.03068 265 215 37 13
566 Maybe next time you’ll give your seat up to a woman. 1.3015 0.03403 262 195 55 12
567 Subway slime and rats nibbling his toes—it's almost too cruel. 1.3015 0.03445 262 196 53 13
568 You have no idea the hell you're walking into 1.3015 0.03571 262 199 47 16
569 Someone's got to be the scapegoat for all the construction delays... 1.3015 0.03652 262 201 43 18
570 He manspread against my peg. 1.3015 0.03529 262 200 46 16
571 Avast ye matey! That’s what ye get for jerkin’ it on the Q train! 1.3015 0.03996 262 210 25 27
572 It hasn't been as much fun since we had to take the business underground. 1.3015 0.03571 262 199 47 16
573 And that's the last time ye'll be manspreadin' in my car! 1.3015 0.03445 262 196 53 13
574 Aye, that’ll be the last time he calls my parrot a green pigeon! 1.3015 0.03403 262 195 55 12
575 Well, if I could afford a ship I'd have a ship! 1.3015 0.03360 262 194 57 11
576 Mind the rats! 1.2984 0.03685 258 199 41 18
577 Arr! That’s not why we call it ‘the poop deck’, ya filthy animal! 1.2984 0.03560 258 196 47 15
578 The senate will save him! 1.2984 0.03766 258 201 37 20
579 That'll teach him to manspread during rush hour! 1.2984 0.03560 258 199 43 16
580 Transfer here for the arrrgh 1.2984 0.03766 258 201 37 20
581 First, matey, ya takes the Argh! train and transfer to the safe C’s but avoid the deep 6 or you’ll find yerself clapped in irons on the Governor’s Island. 1.2984 0.03560 258 196 47 15
582 The real surprise is the mugging! 1.2984 0.03474 258 194 51 13
583 Just another typical day on NYC subway" 1.2984 0.03685 258 199 41 18
584 That’ll be the last time you be yaking in the quiet car, matey. 1.2980 0.03456 255 191 52 12
585 ...and don't ask me for a token... 1.2980 0.03796 255 199 36 20
586 Rrrrr!! Should have taken the Rrrrrr train! 1.2980 0.03714 255 197 40 18
587 They say, mind the gap, eh? 1.2980 0.03837 255 200 34 21
588 About time they fixed that Watch the Gap thing 1.2980 0.03837 255 200 34 21
589 If he survives the Sharks, the Jets will surely get him. 1.2980 0.03456 255 191 52 12
590 I think we need to get our ship back. 1.2980 0.03630 255 195 44 16
591 Har har har, I see the loan sharks circling already. 1.2980 0.03456 255 191 52 12
592 We’re dropping him at Lorimer, there won’t be another L train for years! 1.2980 0.03714 255 197 40 18
593 This doesn't smell like the Caribbean. 1.2980 0.03500 255 192 50 13
594 Beware of the Arrr train 1.2980 0.03544 255 193 48 14
595 I can't wait until my ship is back from the mechanic. 1.2980 0.03630 255 195 44 16
596 Mary awoke with the realization pirated tickets could have consequences. 1.2980 0.03365 255 192 52 11
597 Feed him to the loan sharks! 1.2980 0.03544 255 193 48 14
598 Could ye hurry it up Jerry? The doors be trying to close. 1.2980 0.03500 255 192 50 13
599 Hmm...I thought Canal Street would be over water. 1.2980 0.03456 255 191 52 12
600 The delays will be the real punishment. 1.2980 0.03672 255 196 42 17
601 That'll teach him to stand clear of the closing doors. 1.2980 0.03411 255 190 54 11
602 Service Advisory: Riders should expect longer than usual wait times due to a routine plank walking on the Rrrrrrrrrr train. 1.2980 0.03714 255 197 40 18
603 You be unfit fer the trolley, Roger! 1.2980 0.03755 255 198 38 19
604 Let's see how ye fare among the sharks on Wall Street! 1.2980 0.03630 255 195 44 16
605 Awrr, that’ll teach ya not to fare jump, me laddie! 1.2980 0.03672 255 196 42 17
606 It's Hell's Kitchen for ye, but I hear they have some nice French restaurants now. 1.2980 0.03630 255 195 44 16
607 If he turns back, he loves me." 1.2980 0.03672 255 196 42 17
608 Mind ye the gap while ye walk the plank. 1.2980 0.03672 255 196 42 17
609 You're lucky, mate. Saying "Yo Ho" usually gets you executed on this ship. 1.2980 0.03837 255 200 34 21
610 I'm not saying the Chamber Street Station isn't scary, I just worry that the plank itself has become passé. 1.2980 0.03796 255 199 36 20
611 If you can walk the plank here, you can walk the plank anywhere... 1.2980 0.03630 255 195 44 16
612 Let this be a lesson to all of ye, lads. There'll be no more nail clipping on the A line! 1.2980 0.03544 255 193 48 14
613 Matey, it's the end of the line for you. 1.2980 0.03587 255 194 46 15
614 Arg, mind the gap! 1.2969 0.03575 256 195 46 15
615 Remember, " If you can make it here, heh,heh you can make it anywhere, Arrrgh." 1.2964 0.03603 253 193 45 15
616 The irony is I am here because I was afraid of snakes on a plane. 1.2964 0.03603 253 193 45 15
617 I never trusted that sealubber. 1.2953 0.03962 254 203 27 24
618 Aye Captain, he should have known this is the quiet car 1.2953 0.03503 254 192 49 13
619 '...Put him off without his cellphone, earl-i in the morn-in...' 1.2948 0.03575 251 191 46 14
620 Thanks for taking the aRRRRR train 1.2948 0.03530 251 190 48 13
621 This here’s your final stop on the Arrr Train. 1.2948 0.03575 251 191 46 14
622 Arghhhh. Watch out for the Wall Street sharks. 1.2948 0.03530 251 190 48 13
623 No manspreading allowed here, matey. 1.2948 0.03791 251 196 36 19
624 Pirates of Jamaica, Queens. 1.2948 0.03575 251 191 46 14
625 It's Wall Street. He'll be in over his head! 1.2948 0.03530 251 190 48 13
626 Aye, not just sharks. We're feeding him to the lawyers. 1.2948 0.03663 251 193 42 16
627 Forgive me captain, but perhaps if the train was moving it would more effective? 1.2948 0.03663 251 193 42 16
628 Avast, me hearties! Manspreading I can overlook, but when yee don't give up yer seat to the peg leg, yee walks da plank! 1.2948 0.03663 251 193 42 16
629 I know he's a traitor, but dropping him off in Bushwick seems cruel even for you, Captain. 1.2948 0.03575 251 191 46 14
630 There’s no brig on this train me boy but a stop in the Bronx should shiver ye timbers. 1.2948 0.03438 251 188 52 11
631 These method actors are getting really annoying. 1.2948 0.03575 251 191 46 14
632 No bare feet on the seat. 1.2948 0.03530 251 190 48 13
633 There'll be no more complaints about on-time performance! 1.2948 0.03344 251 189 52 10
634 It's less satisfying, sure, but at least I'm not seasick. 1.2948 0.03663 251 193 42 16
635 Last time he takes the Arrrr train. 1.2948 0.03619 251 192 44 15
636 Ever since we relocated they all seem to pick the plank over flogging. 1.2944 0.03511 248 187 49 12
637 I'll abide no fare-beating on my watch. 1.2944 0.03417 248 185 53 10
638 Come back, this isn’t gonna work 1.2944 0.03692 248 191 41 16
639 You will still get there before us 1.2944 0.03648 248 190 43 15
640 He called me a Trump! 1.2944 0.03648 248 190 43 15
641 Welcome to Wall Street! 1.2944 0.03736 248 192 39 17
642 The sharks in this town will eat him alive. 1.2944 0.03511 248 187 49 12
643 This year's Off-Off-Broadway performance of 'Pirates of Penzance' was not a crowd pleaser. 1.2944 0.03557 248 188 47 13
644 'tis how we treat manspreadin' in this territory!" 1.2944 0.03823 248 194 35 19
645 Don’t you think we’re taking this “talk like a Pirate Day” a little too far? 1.2944 0.03557 248 188 47 13
646 No, this is just YOUR last stop. 1.2944 0.03417 248 185 53 10
647 Live like a landlubber, die like a landlubber! 1.2941 0.03447 255 192 51 12
648 Yo ho ho, final stop, Davy Jones' Locker. 1.2932 0.03809 249 195 35 19
649 Jump already, we be late for work! 1.2927 0.03619 246 188 44 14
650 The MTA tests new fare evasion solutions... 1.2927 0.03709 246 196 33 17
651 Let it be a lesson to the rest of ya, ya get too close enough to touch me booty, ya walk the plank! 1.2927 0.03841 246 193 34 19
652 This stop Wall Street. Let’s feed him to the sharks! 1.2927 0.03479 246 185 50 11
653 We take planking seriously on the R train!" 1.2927 0.03884 246 194 32 20
654 He’s a strong swimmer but let’s see how he does in New York traffic 1.2927 0.03430 246 186 49 11
655 Now go on, join the other rats. 1.2927 0.03841 246 193 34 19
656 Sheepshead Bay to the Upper East Side on a Sunday night? He'll be wishing he was dead. 1.2927 0.03709 246 190 40 16
657 People will do anything to avoid mass transit! 1.2927 0.04051 246 198 24 24
658 We're testing our new Fare Evasion Program. 1.2927 0.03709 246 190 40 16
659 I consign you to the sunny sidewalks. May God have mercy on your soul! 1.2927 0.03841 246 193 34 19
660 Arrr! MeToo this! 1.2927 0.04051 246 198 24 24
661 Aye Mikey, yah block da aisle yah walk da plank. 1.2927 0.03754 246 191 38 17
662 Aarrgghh! To the depths, ye toenail clipper. 1.2913 0.03582 254 199 38 17
663 Ahhhhr! You know the rules, matey; you put your feet on the seat, you walk the plank! 1.2910 0.03816 244 191 35 18
664 Wait 'til he finds out he's in Newark! Ha! 1.2910 0.03588 244 186 45 13
665 This certainly gives 'all aboard' new meaning. 1.2910 0.03635 244 187 43 14
666 Aargh, now let's see you get home on the holiday schedule! 1.2910 0.03727 244 189 39 16
667 Here, cap’n?” “Aye, they say this be Sharks territory. 1.2910 0.03772 244 190 37 17
668 I banish you to the local. 1.2910 0.03635 244 189 40 15
669 Let that be a lesson fer ya, sitting in me handicapped seat. 1.2910 0.03681 244 188 41 15
670 It just doesn't have the same feel to it in the city. 1.2910 0.03681 244 188 41 15
671 Off with ye already the doors are closing! 1.2905 0.03711 241 186 40 15
672 You know the rules! No barefoot straphangers 1.2905 0.03420 241 180 52 9
673 The daily com-mutiny 1.2905 0.03803 241 188 36 17
674 He'll be sleeping with the shickas tonight! 1.2905 0.04067 241 194 24 23
675 This was much more satisfying in Chicago. 1.2905 0.03664 241 185 42 14
676 Criminal justice reform has just gone too far. 1.2905 0.03569 241 183 46 12
677 Mind the gap. Argh. 1.2905 0.03617 241 184 44 13
678 Yer crime be man-spreadin'. 1.2905 0.03664 241 185 42 14
679 Let this be a lesson to all ye not observin' the rules of the quiet car. 1.2905 0.03803 241 188 36 17
680 Arrrh, matey, that'll teach you to talk in the quiet car! 1.2905 0.03471 241 181 50 10
681 Aargh, ye may think this is not much of a punishment but he'll be walking barefoot in a subway station. 1.2905 0.03569 241 183 46 12
682 See how they fancy yer man-spreadin' down in Davy Jones' locker! 1.2898 0.03528 245 189 44 12
683 Mind the gap ya scallywag 1.2896 0.03556 221 172 38 11
684 AAARGH... It's into the Sea of Humanity for you. 1.2893 0.03651 242 186 42 14
685 Welcome to Pennzance Station. 1.2893 0.03556 242 184 46 12
686 Don't call me boy and no, this is not the Chattanooga Choo Choo 1.2887 0.04002 239 191 27 21
687 He begged me to commute his sentence. 1.2887 0.03681 239 184 41 14
688 Refuse to surrender your seat to a handicapped Navy veteran, will ya! 1.2887 0.03681 239 184 41 14
689 Yar, he'll wish we finished him off when he sees which part of town this is! 1.2887 0.03681 239 184 41 14
690 On water he could swim back to land, but it'll be years before another C-train shows up! 1.2887 0.03633 239 183 43 13
691 What a pro. He walks on the left-hand side even to his death. 1.2887 0.03485 239 180 49 10
692 Stand clear of the closing doors you scurvy dog! 1.2887 0.03485 239 180 49 10
693 Maybe next time ye'll cover yer mouth when ye sneeze. 1.2887 0.03485 239 180 49 10
694 Should we have waited until the Brooklyn Bridge? 1.2887 0.03382 239 178 53 8
695 His first job on Wall Street didn't end well. 1.2881 0.03563 236 179 46 11
696 Read the sign. Private pirate party in car 23. 1.2869 0.03343 237 176 54 7
697 I had to- he said Cats was the best movie of the year. 1.2869 0.03746 237 184 38 15
698 Enjoy Brooklyn, you scurvy knave. 1.2869 0.03698 237 183 40 14
699 You're getting warmer. 1.2869 0.03448 237 178 50 9
700 I know this is more practical, but I still miss the ship. 1.2869 0.03600 237 181 44 12
701 Those Wall Street sharks'll make it quick. 1.2863 0.03421 234 175 51 8
702 Yarr! That'll teach ya for taking your shoes off on public transport 1.2863 0.03629 234 179 43 12
703 Do you think we should tell them not to dive? 1.2863 0.03527 234 177 47 10
704 How long do you think he'll survive in New York City? 1.2863 0.03874 234 184 33 17
705 Now just wait for the Greenland ice sheet to melt. 1.2863 0.03921 234 185 31 18
706 Of course it’s a proper punishment – this isn’t his usual stop. 1.2863 0.03578 234 178 45 11
707 It use to be more fun! 1.2863 0.03967 234 186 29 19
708 Arrrrr. Then transfer to the Q 1.2863 0.03729 234 181 39 14
709 Aye, a job is a job, but I’d still rather be back on me ship than catching fare evaders for a living. 1.2863 0.03474 234 178 46 10
710 That's one way to mind the gap. 1.2863 0.03778 234 182 37 15
711 Arrr, you be in New Jersey now mateys 1.2863 0.03527 234 177 47 10
712 Arg, a few more steps and you’ll be sleeping with the commuters. 1.2863 0.03340 234 183 40 11
713 I'm not sure I see the point...Splinters maybe? 1.2863 0.03967 234 186 29 19
714 When you're voted off the L train. 1.2863 0.03826 234 183 35 16
715 This'll teach him to fart on board, Me Hearties! 1.2863 0.03474 234 180 43 11
716 What did he expect on the R Line? 1.2863 0.03874 234 184 33 17
717 Ay, a fate worse than the sea: being eaten alive by the Chambers Street station rats. 1.2863 0.03729 234 181 39 14
718 They call this Times Square, matey. Watch out for sharks. 1.2863 0.03680 234 180 41 13
719 Pequod's Pizza on Clybourn is pretty tasty, I've heard. 1.2863 0.04013 234 187 27 20
720 The ocean? Lol, you wish...it's Time Square 1.2851 0.03529 228 172 47 9
721 I love what the cabin boy has done. Dagged shirt with asymmetrical sleeves and dagged pants. I'd lose the bandana, and add a red sock hat with matching waist tie. 1.2845 0.03380 232 173 52 7
722 Argh, if the Sharks don't get him, then the Jets surely will. 1.2838 0.03623 229 175 43 11
723 Should’ve transferred when he had the chance. 1.2838 0.03623 229 175 43 11
724 But boss, what if this is not his stop? 1.2838 0.03676 229 176 41 12
725 It’s a special service of the ARRRRR train! 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
726 Nobody blocks the doors on my Aarr Train and gets away with it! 1.2838 0.03728 229 177 39 13
727 oPirate fashion week 1.2838 0.03976 229 182 29 18
728 I promise--I'll never jump another turnstile. 1.2838 0.03676 229 178 38 13
729 To the MTA with Ye! 1.2838 0.03623 229 175 43 11
730 I wager he won't survive a minute as a performance artist. 1.2838 0.03779 229 178 37 14
731 No one messes with the Pirates of the Subterranean! 1.2838 0.03779 229 178 37 14
732 Arghh! Thowing 'em to the sharks ain't what it used to be. 1.2838 0.03676 229 176 41 12
733 It's the ARRR Train. 1.2838 0.03516 229 173 47 9
734 Ruthless train pirates leave their latest captive to drown in the unforgiving harshness of the city. 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
735 Trying to cash in on Disney's ride themed movie success. Amtrak releases "Pirates of the Northeast Corridor." 1.2838 0.03728 229 177 39 13
736 I'm almost positive that this is what the guy on the PA told us to do. 1.2838 0.03676 229 176 41 12
737 Shark Street! Next stop Whale Street. 1.2838 0.03976 229 182 29 18
738 He'll have to walk five blocks to get home. 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
739 Wow, the punishment for jumping a turnstile has really gone overboard. 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
740 Have fun in Jersey 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
741 Soon you'll be swimming with the sharks. This is Wall Street Station. 1.2838 0.03623 229 175 43 11
742 Arrr, there's no room for a gyro on this subway. 1.2838 0.03676 229 176 41 12
743 This be the last stop on the Arrr train for you, matey! 1.2838 0.03570 229 176 42 11
744 When I was a lad there was no plank! Ye had to mind the gap from memory. 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
745 When your date from Match decides he is not interested. 1.2838 0.03728 229 177 39 13
746 No ma'am, this is the R ... Now off you go to the C. 1.2838 0.04024 229 183 27 19
747 Another unintended consequence of the Americans with Disabilities Act 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
748 He thinks he’s walking the plank into Hudson Bay. It’s worse. It’s Hudson City, 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
749 So, it's no parrots on the subway, is it? 1.2838 0.03676 229 176 41 12
750 Sorry, end of the line matey. You'll have to take a bus to LaGuardia. 1.2838 0.03829 229 179 35 15
751 Expect no mercy from Trolley Roger! 1.2838 0.03728 229 177 39 13
752 You’ve reached the end of the line. Welcome to Queens, matey! 1.2819 0.03848 227 178 34 15
753 The buc stops here. 1.2819 0.03745 227 176 38 13
754 If the Sharks don’t get you the Jets will. 1.2819 0.03745 227 176 38 13
755 Passengers must wear appropriate footwear at all times. 1.2819 0.03361 227 169 52 6
756 And that's what happens when you don't give up your seat to Peg-leg Pete. 1.2819 0.03586 227 173 44 10
757 As he walked,Caleb swore to himself to never take the R Line again. 1.2819 0.03693 227 175 40 12
758 Pajamas!? Not on MY train. 1.2819 0.03848 227 178 34 15
759 It was his choice. Walk the plank, or back to the office. 1.2819 0.03640 227 174 42 11
760 Sure, he committed treason, but isn't it a little cruel to make him walk barefoot in the subway? 1.2819 0.03797 227 177 36 14
761 It became obvious that "Pirates of the L Train" was pushing the sequels too far 1.2819 0.03997 227 181 28 18
762 Next stop So-ho-ho-ho. 1.2819 0.03745 227 176 38 13
763 Our train is currently being held in the station.Thank you for your patience 1.2800 0.03815 225 176 35 14
764 It’s the end of the line for ye, matey. 1.2800 0.03763 225 175 37 13
765 There is no worse fate than waiting for the next F train on a weekend. 1.2800 0.03867 225 177 33 15
766 Aye, if the loan sharks don't get ya, the muggers will 1.2800 0.03710 225 174 39 12
767 This was more effective when we were hijacking ships. 1.2800 0.03656 225 173 41 11
768 Pretty sure I nailed it...her profile said she was into beards and planking 1.2800 0.03432 225 169 49 7
769 Ye'll not be manspreading belowdecks again! 1.2800 0.03601 225 172 43 10
770 This was my stop anyway 1.2800 0.03601 225 172 43 10
771 Now ye shall swim with the tourists. 1.2800 0.03601 225 172 43 10
772 Next time think twice about boarding the ARRR train! 1.2800 0.03710 225 174 39 12
773 Aye, there's sharks. This is Wall Street. 1.2800 0.03656 225 173 41 11
774 Its going to hit him hard. 1.2800 0.03710 225 174 39 12
775 Aye, the sharks are close. I can hear the finger snaps. 1.2800 0.03968 225 179 29 17
776 Bare feet on pavement. That's harsh. 1.2800 0.03710 225 174 39 12
777 All overboard!! 1.2800 0.03763 225 175 37 13
778 Don't worry, lads. The loan sharks will get 'im. 1.2800 0.03656 225 173 41 11
779 This is the quiet car. Now, tiptoe the plank." 1.2793 0.03399 222 166 50 6
780 The third rail is on the other side of the car, Captain. 1.2793 0.03574 222 169 44 9
781 If the loan sharks don't get him the buskers will 1.2793 0.03849 222 174 34 14
782 By passenger request 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
783 It's not as satisfying as it was before Health and Safety had to stick its oar in. 1.2793 0.03459 222 167 48 7
784 It's just not the same without the sharks 1.2793 0.03574 222 169 44 9
785 Off you go me lad - you wanted a platform for your mutinous thoughts! 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
786 Oh my god, you guys, he's totally falling for it! 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
787 Sorry, Cuomo’s orders. 1.2793 0.03849 222 174 34 14
788 Eh, Captain, this is Jamaica the town, not the island. 1.2793 0.03796 222 173 36 13
789 Last stop, Flushing 1.2793 0.03517 222 168 46 8
790 He's jumped his last turnstile. 1.2793 0.03459 222 169 45 8
791 Ye shall suffer the most dreaded fate: getting off at Penn Station 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
792 Arr, ye'll mind th' gap if I tell ye t' mind th' gap. 1.2793 0.03517 222 168 46 8
793 It's the sea train for you, lad! 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
794 Next, we'll have you model the puffy shirt. 1.2793 0.03459 222 174 38 10
795 Arr! Yer a cruel one, Cap'n—sendin' 'im onto the platform with no shoes! 1.2793 0.03574 222 169 44 9
796 He's walking blindfolded on Times Square-42nd St station. He's as good as dead. 1.2793 0.03796 222 173 36 13
797 Now let that be a lesson to those who listen to music without headphones 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
798 Don’t say I didn’t tell you: Always give up yer seat to the pregnant lass. 1.2793 0.03742 222 172 38 12
799 Br thankful we're not on an elevated line, Matey. 1.2793 0.03517 222 168 46 8
800 Something’s missing. 1.2793 0.03631 222 170 42 10
801 Ye scurvy buccaneer, this is the Arrgghh train. 1.2780 0.03886 223 178 29 16
802 That was "All Aboard!" not "Walk the Board!". 1.2773 0.03974 220 175 29 16
803 Secret desires of The Quiet Car vigilante set. 1.2773 0.03704 220 170 39 11
804 I heard there’s a ton of sharks at the Wall Street station. 1.2773 0.03590 220 168 43 9
805 Wrong train, this be the arrgh. 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
806 He took the Arrr! Train by mistake. 1.2773 0.03647 220 169 41 10
807 And that will be the last time you say, "OK, Boomer" on the L-train! 1.2773 0.03759 220 171 37 12
808 Do you think he will survive here in DC in the SWAMP? 1.2773 0.04128 220 178 23 19
809 Damn it Carl. Get me my ship back! This isn't the same. 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
810 Nobody clips their toenails on the aRrr train 1.2773 0.03590 220 168 43 9
811 He's lucky. Could have been Easy New York! 1.2773 0.04276 220 181 17 22
812 This is what happens when you ride the subway barefoot! 1.2773 0.03647 220 169 41 10
813 Just because I've developed acute seasickness doesn't mean we can't keep up with certain traditions, mate! Tradition! 1.2773 0.03974 220 177 26 17
814 Captain, he deserves walking the plank, but walking barefoot in a subway station is against the rules. 1.2773 0.03759 220 171 37 12
815 Ladies and Gentlemen: We are being held momentarily by the train's pirate captain. Please be patient. 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
816 Huh..that was easy. 1.2773 0.03974 220 175 29 16
817 Ye've called me Cap'n Turnstyle for th' last time, laddie... 1.2773 0.03590 220 172 37 11
818 What did he do to deserve Penn Station? 1.2773 0.03759 220 171 37 12
819 Tell all the gang at Forty-second Street that I'll soon be there. 1.2773 0.03704 220 170 39 11
820 Arrrrrival. 1.2773 0.03647 220 169 41 10
821 What’d ye expect? This is the R Train. 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
822 Yaplank, not Yaphank, and all ye passengers need to mind the gap! 1.2773 0.03974 220 175 29 16
823 Uh, Captain? Did you put the eye patch over the wrong eye again? 1.2773 0.03647 220 169 41 10
824 Arrr, True it be cruel to put a man off on 23rd street when he be going uptown. 1.2773 0.03647 220 169 41 10
825 Note to self: Never choose “dare” when you play with pirates. 1.2773 0.03590 220 168 43 9
826 I don't think we're shooting this movie scene correctly! 1.2773 0.03814 220 172 35 13
827 And don't return unless yer shod in Nikes! 1.2773 0.04026 220 176 27 17
828 Aye! That was my bird you flipped off! 1.2773 0.03868 220 173 33 14
829 Yaargh! Steal our aardvark treasure, will ye?! Burp! I'm Captain of the high C train! 1.2773 0.04227 220 180 19 21
830 This is your prize for not offering your seat to a handicapped person! 1.2773 0.03921 220 174 31 15
831 May she drown in the sea of New Yorkers who have sneezed during rush hour. 1.2773 0.03921 220 176 28 16
832 Captain, it's 2020. You can't be making 'booty' puns as people walk the plank. 1.2773 0.03472 220 166 47 7
833 End of the line, matey. 1.2765 0.03792 217 169 36 12
834 Mind ye the gap. 1.2765 0.03848 217 170 34 13
835 And don’t ever ride the R train again. 1.2765 0.04011 217 173 28 16
836 Mind the gap, sir! 1.2765 0.03500 217 164 46 7
837 Aye, condemned to walk the 191 St. station's 'Tunnel of Doom' for all time! 1.2765 0.03958 217 172 30 15
838 is he mocking me by shuffling? 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
839 Last ride on the Arrr train!! 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
840 Sure, he won't drown.. I just hope I get to see his face when he realizes he's in Wuhan. 1.2765 0.03848 217 170 34 13
841 He won't last five minutes without shoes. 1.2765 0.03848 217 170 34 13
842 Fearful of the boardwalk, Henry prayed the salt water taffy would claim him before the fish tacos did. 1.2765 0.03792 217 169 36 12
843 Aye, here be no water, but here be sharks aplenty! 1.2765 0.03500 217 164 46 7
844 That's what happens when you get on the ARRR train! 1.2765 0.03848 217 170 34 13
845 Oh for God's sake, Captain - the doors are closing 1.2752 0.03663 218 174 32 12
846 Goodbye, 'Pirates of the Penzance,' hello, 'West Side Story.' 1.2752 0.03605 218 167 42 9
847 The MTA don’t take kindly to going around barefoot in the subway. 1.2744 0.03388 215 161 49 5
848 Yar only hope is pre-approval. 1.2744 0.04032 215 172 27 16
849 Good bye Charlie - at least your fate's not unknown anymore 1.2744 0.03923 215 170 31 14
850 The new train station in Penzance wasn't running as smoothly as people hoped for. 1.2744 0.03811 215 168 35 12
851 That'll teach you for making eye-patch contact ! 1.2744 0.03753 215 167 37 11
852 Captain...You are so cruel...This isn't even his station! 1.2744 0.03575 215 164 43 8
853 So long Constitution, this is our gravy train. 1.2744 0.04032 215 172 27 16
854 There aren’t any sharks, but there are plenty of rats. 1.2744 0.03388 215 161 49 5
855 We'll show this millenial the real meaning of planking! 1.2744 0.03811 215 168 35 12
856 I can’t believe he’s actually doing it. I told you the peg leg was worth the extra 20 bucks. 1.2723 0.03590 213 163 42 8
857 Good thing he told you he can't swim! 1.2723 0.03528 213 162 44 7
858 Ye'll be third rail bait now. 1.2723 0.03712 213 165 38 10
859 How were you able to convince him this is a ship? 1.2723 0.03886 213 168 32 13
860 I don't care if it's faster by land than by sea. It just doesn't feel right. 1.2723 0.03771 213 166 36 11
861 Mutiny on the BMT 1.2723 0.03590 213 163 42 8
862 Be warned, all ye who manspread 1.2723 0.03829 213 167 34 12
863 As Melissa neared the edge of the plank, she silently promised to use headphones the next time she listened to true crime podcasts on the subway. 1.2723 0.03886 213 168 32 13
864 I hate halloween 1.2723 0.03771 213 166 36 11
865 Darling, isn't this role playing going a bit too far? 1.2723 0.03712 213 165 38 10
866 That'll teach you to manspread on the train! 1.2723 0.03771 213 166 36 11
867 That'll teach you to not stand clear of the closing doors! 1.2723 0.03943 213 169 30 14
868 No actual water, so it should be legal. 1.2723 0.03771 213 166 36 11
869 Arrrr, that'll be the last tuna sandwich ye eat on MY subway, ye scurvy swine! 1.2723 0.03943 213 169 30 14
870 Goodbye Matey: Wall Street Station...shark territory abounds. 1.2714 0.03620 210 161 41 8
871 Walking home is the real killer. 1.2714 0.03620 210 161 41 8
872 Pirates and Sharks - you'll be among your own kind here on Wall Street, Matey. 1.2714 0.03922 210 166 31 13
873 If the Sharks don't get ya,then the Jets surely will! 1.2714 0.03744 210 163 37 10
874 Leonard learns not to question a pirate's captain's need for a service parrot ! 1.2714 0.03980 210 167 29 14
875 I'm givin' ya one last chance to tell me where you hid the subway map. 1.2714 0.03922 210 166 31 13
876 This will teach you about getting on before letting people off. 1.2714 0.03805 210 164 35 11
877 Arrr...barefoot on a subway platform, I give him 2 minutes. 1.2714 0.03805 210 164 35 11
878 Two grandes and three sugars. 1.2692 0.04001 208 166 28 14
879 Can you pick up the pace? This is an express train. 1.2692 0.03823 208 163 34 11
880 Barefoot seems kind of cruel, though. 1.2692 0.03699 208 161 38 9
881 His service dog ate my parrot. 1.2692 0.03572 208 159 42 7
882 Aye! This be his last stop. 1.2692 0.03439 208 160 42 6
883 So far, so good. If this works, we'll buy a boat. 1.2692 0.03823 208 163 34 11
884 You took the Arrgh train! 1.2692 0.03699 208 161 38 9
885 Making him transfer to the shuttle bus? Captain, that's cruel even for you! 1.2692 0.03636 208 160 40 8
886 You passed over the gap, now watch your step at the end of the plank. 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
887 Next time I’m renting a bike! 1.2683 0.03980 205 163 29 13
888 Jump off at Coney Island 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
889 "Cut him some slack Cap'n - he's just bought a 30 day unlimited Metrocard... 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
890 Aargh! Last stop, Wall Street Station. Time to feed ye to the sharks! 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
891 Well, that's one way to mind the gap. 1.2683 0.03534 205 156 43 6
892 Stop your blubbering, its only training! 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
893 This just isn't working. Next week, it's back to the ferry. 1.2683 0.03534 205 156 43 6
894 Arrrrgh, I found the whistle blower. 1.2683 0.03667 205 158 39 8
895 Transfer here for the Arrrrrrr 1.2683 0.03858 205 161 33 11
896 It’s not the A train; It’s the Argh train. 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
897 Welcome to New York. 1.2683 0.04040 205 164 27 14
898 It would be funnier if we made him walk the plank onto the subway train. 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
899 Okay, now turn around and walk back. We'll save the finale for the Full Runway Show! 1.2683 0.03667 205 158 39 8
900 Ye be transferrin' from the Arr to the Sea. 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
901 I guess tourists will ask literally anyone for directions 1.2683 0.03732 205 159 37 9
902 Captain, how does this prove the earth is flat? 1.2683 0.03858 205 161 33 11
903 There are more sharks in New York, than in all the oceans 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
904 Transferring from the ARRR to the C! 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
905 Don't be takin' your smelly shoes off in our car again, matey! 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
906 Remember when we do the final take, you will be dropping twenty feet into cold water." 1.2683 0.03919 205 162 31 12
907 Ye smiled, spoke wit' a civil tongue 'n ye made eye contact wit' fellow passengers...ye be a disgrace t' pirates 1.2683 0.04040 205 164 27 14
908 And don't come back to the ARRRR train matey. 1.2683 0.03102 205 162 38 5
909 This be the last time ye steps foot on the Arrrr Train! 1.2683 0.03980 205 163 29 13
910 It's not a plank, it's a service ramp. You're welcome. 1.2683 0.03667 205 158 39 8
911 Go on! To the "C" with you! 1.2683 0.03858 205 161 33 11
912 Arrgh. That's what ya get fer jumpin' the turnstiles! 1.2683 0.03602 205 157 41 7
913 This wasn't on the travel brochure. 1.2661 0.03694 218 171 36 11
914 Come back, this is too mean. 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
915 Argh! No need to say "mind the gap." 1.2660 0.03939 203 161 30 12
916 Last minute change. The guy was afraid of water. 1.2660 0.03877 203 160 32 11
917 I hope we can hold the train long enough for Gary to get here 1.2660 0.03262 203 162 34 7
918 ...and good luck trying to find a hidden treasure above 14th Street 1.2660 0.03749 203 163 29 11
919 He'll be swimming with the sharks. This is the Wall Street stop. 1.2660 0.03617 203 156 40 7
920 Transfer available to the C. 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
921 Peg Leg Pete was having difficulty adjusting to being a landlubber. 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
922 A sea of humanity surged to swallow him whole. 1.2660 0.03408 203 158 39 6
923 Watch out for those sharks on Wall Street 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
924 Hurry up! The doors are going to close. 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
925 Avast, Mind th' Gap 1.2660 0.04238 203 166 20 17
926 MTA-iny on the Bounty 1.2660 0.03683 203 157 38 8
927 Bring back a bucket of fried chicken and some craft beers." 1.2660 0.03683 203 157 38 8
928 Don’t worry, we’ll update your Facebook. 1.2660 0.04061 203 163 26 14
929 OSHA requires us to mind the gap. 1.2660 0.03408 203 158 39 6
930 Once you see the rents, you'll wish you'd drowned! 1.2660 0.03877 203 160 32 11
931 Ye be wantin the Sea train not the ‘‘Arr” train, matey 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
932 Hold it! This isn't the South Ferry stop. 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
933 I won't be needing no software pirate. 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
934 Wait! This is Jets territory, not Sharks! Arggghhh! 1.2660 0.03877 203 160 32 11
935 Let this be a lesson to anyone who would eat a salad with blue cheese dressing on a crowded train car. 1.2660 0.03683 203 157 38 8
936 Give me your money or I will throw you to the pizza rat. 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
937 Thank you for riding with the MTA. 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
938 Accept ye punishment for talking loudly on thy phone. 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
939 Wait 'til he finds it's April 1st. 1.2660 0.03549 203 155 42 6
940 You want the R train, this is the arrr train. 1.2660 0.03939 203 161 30 12
941 The cough was one thing but the sneeze.. 1.2660 0.03549 203 155 42 6
942 Wait! Did you sign the NDA?” 1.2660 0.03617 203 156 40 7
943 Unintended consequences of climate change. 1.2660 0.03617 203 156 40 7
944 Ay, this city will eat him alive. 1.2660 0.03877 203 160 32 11
945 The bachelor party was getting on swimmingly. 1.2660 0.03877 203 160 32 11
946 With all the sharks circling out there, you won't last a minute. 1.2660 0.03683 203 157 38 8
947 Its way more effective on the ship 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
948 I know he doesn’t wanna grow up but Peter must learn to use the subway system. 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
949 Thou art cruel, Captain, sending him off barefoot like that. 1.2660 0.03336 203 152 48 3
950 The pirates make do in the winter months while their ship is shrink wrapped. 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
951 “Ha! Marooned on a deserted platform! That’ll teach him a lesson.” 1.2660 0.03549 203 155 42 6
952 You have to admit, this is going better than that time in the jetliner. 1.2660 0.03549 203 155 42 6
953 When you get the end of the board, dive headfirst. 1.2660 0.03683 203 157 38 8
954 Three more steps, then take the next train to Clarksville, I'll meet you at the station" 1.2660 0.03877 203 160 32 11
955 Look at that booty 1.2660 0.03749 203 158 36 9
956 ..the briny deep of the Q train to Coney Island awaits. 1.2650 0.04040 200 160 27 13
957 This is a Mets train, Yankees lover. 1.2650 0.03783 200 156 35 9
958 Tain't quite Davey Jones Locker, but it is Times Square Station! 1.2650 0.04040 200 160 27 13
959 It was walk the dog or walk the plank -- his choice. 1.2650 0.03849 200 157 33 10
960 Wait till he tries to call a cab to get home. 1.2650 0.03913 200 158 31 11
961 If the Sharks don’t get ye then the Jets will! 1.2650 0.03783 200 156 35 9
962 Who will find him first, the sharks or the Jets? 1.2650 0.03849 200 157 33 10
963 Arrr, we’ll feed you to the sharks of Wall St. 1.2650 0.03716 200 155 37 8
964 The embodiment of what I want to do when someone coughs on the subway during the winter. 1.2650 0.03913 200 158 31 11
965 Aye matey, ye be right, the blindfold and handcuffs were overkill. He'd fare just as well with a map. 1.2650 0.03977 200 159 29 12
966 Somehow it was more fun 250 years ago 1.2650 0.03977 200 159 29 12
967 It's the best we can do inland 1.2650 0.03716 200 155 37 8
968 And no transfer. 1.2650 0.03435 200 151 45 4
969 He’ll be back when he hears the accents. 1.2647 0.03733 204 159 36 9
970 Har, har har! You actually thought Cuomo was going to let you run the MTA? 1.2645 0.04674 155 125 19 11
971 Pretending not to see performers on the subway doesn't always go well 1.2637 0.03700 201 156 37 8
972 Where be the sharks? 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
973 Avoid the loan shark. 1.2637 0.04083 201 162 25 14
974 If the sharks don't get him the commuters will. 1.2637 0.03766 201 157 35 9
975 Brave lad. Three more steps and he’s barefoot in the subway. 1.2637 0.03896 201 159 31 11
976 Wall Street sharks, argh, they make great whites look like guppies..... 1.2637 0.04022 201 161 27 13
977 Aye, this is how we tell if it is the Sharks' or the Jets' neighborhood. 1.2637 0.03960 201 160 29 12
978 He's our token sacrifice. 1.2637 0.03492 201 153 43 5
979 Last stop... Jamaica. Queens. 1.2637 0.03832 201 162 27 12
980 Aye lad, this be the burial at C train. 1.2637 0.03766 201 157 35 9
981 Walk it backwards singing 'Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum' and you're in. 1.2637 0.03309 201 153 44 4
982 Hasn't riding the red line already been enough torture? 1.2637 0.03896 201 159 31 11
983 I'd rather take my chances in the ocean 1.2637 0.03766 201 157 35 9
984 I'm so glad he didn't choose death by straphanging 1.2637 0.03632 201 159 33 9
985 We'll fix it in post. 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
986 And good luck with jury duty. 1.2637 0.03960 201 160 29 12
987 Can you imagine what it would be like if Subway and Long John Silver's got together? 1.2637 0.03896 201 159 31 11
988 Man over Broadway! 1.2637 0.03347 201 153 44 4
989 'This is not working, let's get back to the ship." 1.2634 0.03738 186 143 37 6
990 Pay your fare or walk the plank. 1.2626 0.03663 198 153 38 7
991 Yes, we're bad. Say hello to New Haven. 1.2626 0.03933 198 157 30 11
992 It's been a while since his timbers were shivered. 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
993 Captain, you're certain he doesn't have a bus transfer? 1.2626 0.03520 198 151 42 5
994 Err... Cap'n, this be Wall Street. The sharks 're at the top of the escalator. 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
995 Matey, yer 'bout to make a splash on Broadway. 1.2626 0.03663 198 153 38 7
996 Aarrrrgh, the true punishment comes when his bare feet touch the 42nd Street station floor! 1.2626 0.03520 198 151 42 5
997 Sir, I think he meant "Aye Aye" not "Eye Eye". 1.2626 0.03933 198 157 30 11
998 Trust me, there are more sharks on Wall Street. 1.2624 0.03815 202 159 33 10
999 Arrr, there be no place on my subway car for manspreaders! 1.2602 0.03534 196 156 33 7
1000 This is the 'Arrgh' train, not the 'R'! 1.2602 0.03679 196 156 31 9
1001 Fashion week venues are getting out of hand.” 1.2602 0.03679 196 152 37 7
1002 Fear not. One more step and he’ll sink into a sea of depravity, never to return. 1.2602 0.03749 196 153 35 8
1003 Now, maybe ye'll think twice before ye manspread. 1.2602 0.03679 196 152 37 7
1004 Thought you'd transfer to the 'A' train, did ya? 1.2602 0.03679 196 152 37 7
1005 Step lively young Mr. Trump Jr.! 1.2602 0.03953 196 156 29 11
1006 It's the thought that counts. 1.2602 0.03749 196 153 35 8
1007 I just can’t decide between ‘poisoning plank’ and ‘innovation platform’. 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
1008 Serves ya right for taking the ARG 1.2591 0.03712 193 150 36 7
1009 Of course it's a punishment—I've got his MetroCard. 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1010 Mind the gap. It helps if you walk the plank. 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1011 Next stop: Jamaica Bay 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1012 We said, "last stop," and we meant it! 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1013 The ocean's too good for ya, Matey, so you have to transfer at Times Square! 1.2591 0.03638 193 149 38 6
1014 Yarr! And stand clear of the closing doors! 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1015 Banished to the depths or until the next delayed express train.” 1.2591 0.03784 193 153 31 9
1016 Walk clear of the closing doors, matey! 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1017 I didn't want to get off at this station. 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
1018 The sharks of society will have him soon. 1.2591 0.04125 193 156 24 13
1019 I envy him, he's escaping into a better reality. 1.2591 0.03784 193 151 34 8
1020 Mind the—Oh, scratch that. 1.2591 0.03638 193 149 38 6
1021 Handicapped seating is for the handicapped. 1.2591 0.03712 193 150 36 7
1022 I couldn't figure out how to throw the anchor down so I used the Cola can, I don't think its slowing the ship down at all! 1.2591 0.04440 193 161 14 18
1023 If you'da renewed we'd a even given ye a free totebag! 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1024 We warned ye. No manspreading. 1.2591 0.03784 193 151 34 8
1025 Arr, good luck trying to Escape from New York, matey! 1.2591 0.03563 193 155 30 8
1026 That’s the last time you’ll manspread! 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1027 This car is for turnstile jumpers only. We give no quarters. 1.2591 0.04059 193 155 26 12
1028 The sharks await thee. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1029 Aaaargh! There'll be no smilin' on me subway car. 1.2591 0.03784 193 151 34 8
1030 Arr, that shall teach ye not to manspread. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1031 Bet now the other passengers will think twice before taking the handicap seats. 1.2591 0.04190 193 157 22 14
1032 Walk the plank, you turnstile jumping rapscallion! 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1033 In hindsight, New York wasn’t ready for the ‘stand your ground’ law 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1034 Jump the fare again and we'll keelhaul ya'! 1.2591 0.03563 193 150 37 6
1035 John, I think you're taking Halloween too seriously this year. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1036 Next time ye’ll ‘ave yer ticket ready! 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1037 And that'll teach ye to manspread on the Rrr train! 1.2591 0.03246 193 153 35 5
1038 He'll be swimming with the sharks on Wall Street. 1.2591 0.04125 193 156 24 13
1039 This fall's newest survivor drama: Pirate Amtrack. 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1040 Do Not come back........without the tickets to Hamilton. 1.2591 0.04059 193 155 26 12
1041 That'll teach her to never say, "Good luck on one leg of your journey!" 1.2591 0.03924 193 153 30 10
1042 Arghh...be he harmless or a threat, we'll grind his bones to pay the MTA's debt! 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
1043 Nobody messes with me parrot, matey. 1.2591 0.04125 193 156 24 13
1044 That seat was for me booty. 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
1045 This what happens when you don't give up your seat to a disabled pirate 1.2591 0.03712 193 150 36 7
1046 Metro performance art is getting out of hand 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
1047 That's the last time you take the arrr train. 1.2591 0.03638 193 151 35 7
1048 Today we are doing planks and tomorrow we will do peg-leg lifts. 1.2565 0.03943 191 152 29 10
1049 Off to the sharks... and wolves, and swindlers... and girl scouts and dog walkers with ye! 1.2565 0.03728 191 149 35 7
1050 You’d better jump NOW. Arrgh! Next stop is Wall Street. 1.2565 0.03728 191 149 35 7
1051 Argh! I already told thee, a crowded subway car is no excuse for touching my booty. 1.2565 0.03499 191 148 38 5
1052 American jurisprudence after Trump's third term 1.2565 0.04013 191 153 27 11
1053 His first interview. 1.2565 0.03499 191 148 38 5
1054 All I said was, 'Just because you put a feather in a sombrero doesn't make it a pirate hat.' 1.2565 0.03943 191 152 29 10
1055 not my weirdest day on the subway but I'm getting a car 1.2565 0.03873 191 151 31 9
1056 No shirt, no shoes, no service ya scurvy dog! 1.2565 0.03728 191 149 35 7
1057 He'll think twice before he farts on the train again. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1058 Loan sharks are circling. 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
1059 The raid on Goldman Sach was a disaster. Someone had to pay. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1060 That'll teach you to touch my comfort parrot. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1061 Well, I was warned against taking the Arrrrr! train. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1062 Argh, your backpack does not get its own seat 1.2553 0.03527 188 144 40 4
1063 How dare ye present an off peak ticket during peak hours! 1.2553 0.03685 188 146 36 6
1064 This might be too mean. We told him we'd put him in the ocean, not New York. 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1065 Banished to the most desolate island of all — the G train platform! 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1066 Keep walking till you hear a splash. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1067 Jets' territory, Cap'n. Sharks still two stops. 1.2553 0.03685 188 146 36 6
1068 He'll never survive 14th Street 1.2553 0.03527 188 144 40 4
1069 This is the best we can do, matie, whilst the ship’s in dry dock. 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1070 Aaayeee, Matey...I believe this is your last stop. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1071 Har, the Bronx be you fate now! 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1072 That's what you get for calling me Peg. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1073 Are ye sure about this Cap’n? I mean, it’s one thing to leave ‘em stranded in the middle of the ocean, but the Manhattan subway system? 1.2553 0.03685 188 146 36 6
1074 Sorry Matey, we just couldn't let you off the hook! 1.2553 0.03685 188 148 33 7
1075 You need the N or the Arrgh train. 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
1076 Yes, just a hint of 86th & Lexington, with a top note of Park Avenue. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1077 No, I said I’m walking to the bank! 1.2553 0.03685 188 146 36 6
1078 « Post modern pirate ship: meta plank. « 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1079 I love the look on their faces when they realize they’re in herald square and not the East River. 1.2553 0.03685 188 146 36 6
1080 Arrrgh! That'll teach 'em not to grab someone else's booty on the subway! 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1081 Arrrggghh! This'll be the last time to talk on your phone in the quiet car! 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1082 Trust me matey, there's worse than sharks out there 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1083 The suburbs shall be ye penance. 1.2553 0.03836 188 153 25 10
1084 Next time you'd better have exact doubloons! 1.2553 0.03685 188 146 36 6
1085 That seat was reserved for elderly or disabled. 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
1086 An this be where ye transfer from the "Arr" to the "Aye" line, Matey! 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
1087 Never yee mind the gap, Matey. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1088 Avast ye uncultivated dreamer! May ye sink forever into the arrhts and culture district. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1089 This everything “retro” trend has gone too far. 1.2553 0.04191 188 153 22 13
1090 Aye, a fate worse than death--Times Square! 1.2553 0.03607 188 145 38 5
1091 Whatever happened to All Aboard ! 1.2553 0.03607 188 145 38 5
1092 Fell asleep on a stranger's shoulder for the last time, have ye! 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1093 Wait until he realizes we’re actually in NJ. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1094 Back when turnstile-hopping was a real crime 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
1095 Please stand clear of the moving plank, ye scurvy dog. 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
1096 Harrr! May the Sea of Humanity be merciful on your soul! 1.2553 0.03607 188 145 38 5
1097 There’ll be water soon enough. 1.2553 0.03607 188 145 38 5
1098 Step down when your foot hits the edge . 1.2553 0.04122 188 152 24 12
1099 Please walk clear of the closing doors. 1.2553 0.04122 188 152 24 12
1100 Arrrr, that’s what ye get fer manspreadin’! 1.2553 0.03446 188 145 39 4
1101 We call this the departure board. 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
1102 You Scurvy dog... passing those tokens as pure gold 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
1103 Avast ye, the costume car gives no quarter to the non-compliant! 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1104 No, not water. Just try and survive it though. 1.2553 0.03762 188 147 34 7
1105 Professor Schmidt was beginning to question the wisdom of trying to explain Planck's constant to a gang of restless Subway pirates. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
1106 If he can make it out of here alive he deserves his freedom. 1.2527 0.03778 186 146 33 7
1107 He won't be so calm when he sees the neighborhood. 1.2527 0.03929 186 148 29 9
1108 It’s nothing personal. Just the chance you take riding the subway. 1.2527 0.03372 186 141 43 2
1109 That'll teach him to fall asleep on the express line. 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
1110 Walking barefoot on a subway platform is how I lost my first leg, arghhh. 1.2527 0.03778 186 146 33 7
1111 No one comes back from Astoria, Smee. 1.2527 0.03929 186 148 29 9
1112 Statistically, you are much more likely to die in a car crash. 1.2527 0.03621 186 144 37 5
1113 Aye, ye get off at Canal Street. 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
1114 Good luck in Bed Stuy matey 1.2527 0.04145 186 151 23 12
1115 I rather miss the shark frenzy at the end. 1.2527 0.03540 186 143 39 4
1116 This will teach ye to leave yer backpack on. 1.2527 0.03701 186 147 32 7
1117 Ocean City. Watch your step. 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
1118 It's the last time he'll set foot on the arrrrr train. 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
1119 This job has really changed ever since Davy Jones moved his locker to Queens. 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
1120 Ya belong to the rats now! 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
1121 Captain, what should I do with the left boot you took from this guy? 1.2527 0.04074 186 150 25 11
1122 "Remember this: we pillage but we don't fare jump." 1.2527 0.03778 186 146 33 7
1123 Aye matey, there be a different kind of shark here in the central business district. 1.2527 0.03540 186 146 35 5
1124 Fashion Week 1.2527 0.03929 186 148 29 9
1125 One more thing -- I faked every orgasm! 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
1126 I am the conductor now. 1.2527 0.03778 186 146 33 7
1127 The road to mutiny usually starts with feet on the seats 1.2527 0.03621 186 144 37 5
1128 Ahoy t' Wall Street, scallywag! 1.2527 0.03929 186 148 29 9
1129 It's not the sea, but there's no wifi... 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
1130 This is everything you trained for. 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
1131 Turnstile Jumpers. Cool solution, right? 1.2527 0.03621 186 144 37 5
1132 That's the last time he'll be takin' the arrr train 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
1133 I can't believe he's going out there with no shoes. 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
1134 Aye. He won’t soon forget again to wear shoes on the subway! 1.2527 0.04074 186 150 25 11
1135 You were right, this IS a worse punishment! 1.2527 0.03621 186 144 37 5
1136 Parrot stew was a really bad idea- 1.2527 0.03929 186 148 29 9
1137 Another toenail clipper, Cap'n? 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
1138 That's what you get for not giving up your seat to that old lady. 1.2514 0.03653 183 142 36 5
1139 Convicted of Mutiny at C Train. 1.2514 0.03814 183 148 26 9
1140 Port Authority. Watch your step. 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
1141 I hope he’s learned his lesson.” 1.2514 0.04116 183 148 24 11
1142 Aye! We’ve heard “Charley on the MTA” for the last time! 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1143 Iowa caucus leaders, probably. 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
1144 Last stop...Wall Street. 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1145 Please let this be my stop. 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
1146 This has no panache! 1.2514 0.04260 183 150 20 13
1147 Are you sure you want to resign, Mr. Byford?’ 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
1148 Is this my stop? 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
1149 She was a lousy pirate. 1.2514 0.03814 183 146 29 8
1150 I wish my parrot could see this! 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1151 Feed him to the rats! 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
1152 All aboard!!! 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
1153 This is what we do to bankers. 1.2514 0.03653 183 142 36 5
1154 Aye, another one taken by the C. 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1155 Thanks for riding the Arrrrrrrgh Train! 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1156 Inflicting an inconvenience on stowaways is the harshest punishment allowable under Canadian mass transportation law. 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
1157 Aye, that’ll teach you to manspread! 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
1158 What you get for takin the Arrrgh train, matey. 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1159 Land shark 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1160 Still better than taking the bus. 1.2514 0.03734 183 143 34 6
1161 Amtrak no longer gives Golden Parachutes to it's ousted CEO's 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
1162 This is no fun. When will the ship be out of dry dock? 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
1163 Pirate Guardian Angels dispatch another graffiti artist. 1.2500 0.03795 184 145 32 7
1164 I told you not to pick the one from the pilot experiment... 1.2486 0.04426 181 151 15 15
1165 He says it is 2020 and can’t be bothered doing it old school. 1.2486 0.03582 181 140 37 4
1166 That's what ye get for boardin' the Arrh train. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1167 That’ll teach ya to touch someone’s booty on the subway! 1.2486 0.03910 181 146 26 9
1168 Blackbeard,suffering hearing loss in addition to his more obvious injuries, sets out to raid the Spanish trains. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1169 We said no phone calls in the quiet car!” 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1170 I have a feeling that we're letting him walk. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1171 This be the end of the line...taxis are on your left 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1172 Figured we'd find the most sharks on Wall Street. 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
1173 Why me? I still have $10.25 on my MetroCard! 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1174 I was getting tired of his complaining and how much faster it would be to walk. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1175 Yes. Yes. I’ll walk. But is this plank local or express? 1.2486 0.03582 181 140 37 4
1176 Things really were better when we had a ship. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1177 Let's see how you like walking around with the Christmas shoppers this time of year, matey! 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1178 Not Wall Street, Cap'n, it's full of sharks. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1179 Yarh! In this neighborhood, if The Sharks don’t get ye’, The Jets will. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1180 Getting off at Wall Street oughta teach him a lesson. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1181 You know, I think he's getting the better of this deal. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1182 Let that be a lesson t' all those who sit in th' handicap seats. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1183 Please watch the gap between the train and the platform. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1184 Just wait. This will be under water in a wink of time. 1.2486 0.04285 181 149 19 13
1185 Captain! I really think he said: 'Dinner? How about the Subway in Verplanck?' 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
1186 That's what you get for clipping your toenails on the L train. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1187 You were warned. Cell phone use is strictly forbidden on the Quiet Car 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
1188 That's what you get for man-spreading on the Arrr Train! 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1189 Great idea! Now let’s try my way of minding the gap. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1190 Ye should’ve relinquished thy seat for me peg leg 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1191 I miss the old days, when they walked the plank. Now they just mind the gap. 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
1192 For an elderly mate with a wooden leg--ye stand! 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1193 When you feel the end of the plank, perform a swan dive. If you score at least a 9.5 we will rescue you. 1.2486 0.04285 181 149 19 13
1194 Broadway—they’ll swallow him whole! 1.2486 0.03496 181 145 30 6
1195 That’s what I get for taking the rrrrrrrrrr train 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1196 Can’t sing, dance, or act. He won’t last long on Broadway. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1197 The moment Dave decided never to use Airbnb Experiences again. 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1198 Ayyy, that will teach ya to stop manspreading, ya scallywag 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1199 Ah mateys! Now all the bounty is ours! Scrape off the gum from the the bottom of the seats and seize that bag of Hot Cheetos before the next stop! 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1200 This is “Arr” Line. The F line is over there. 1.2486 0.03582 181 148 28 5
1201 Arghh, tonight ye’ll be sleeping with the rats. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1202 Who do you think will get her first? The Sharks or the Jets? 1.2486 0.03582 181 147 27 7
1203 Yes, it's cruel, but I can't tolerate in-subway insubordination! 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1204 I knew I shouldn’t have taken the Arr Train. 1.2486 0.03667 181 145 29 7
1205 Welcome to Brooklyn, mate. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1206 Penn Station, a fate worse than death... 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1207 This station is a sea of germs, so it's kinda the same thing. 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1208 Walk the plank! And stand clear of the closing daaarrrghs! 1.2486 0.03750 181 144 30 7
1209 It was at this point that Frank realized the Metro was not playing any more games with fare dodgers. 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1210 Stand clear of the closing doors, aarrr. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1211 Aye Cap'n, I warned him it was the quiet ride car. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1212 For jumping the turnstiles, beware of the large subway rats as you navigate the tunnels. 1.2486 0.04426 181 151 15 15
1213 I'm glad we've modernized our offboarding protocol. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1214 This be your punishment for takin’ the Arrrrrrrr! 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1215 Well then, next time don't take the Rrrr train. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1216 This is why I never take the R train 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1217 Argh! Straight to Hell’s Kitchen ye go! 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1218 Let's see how you escape from New York, Mr. Houdini 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1219 Let’s give it up for Jack in his taffeta PJ’s, perfect for a night on the town. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1220 No, Phil, this isn't our stop -- PHIL, WILL YOU TAKE THE BLINDFOLD OFF?! 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1221 THE MTA IS STEPPING UP FARE EVASION 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1222 And that'll be the last time you'll make fun of 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'! 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1223 The "Arrrr" train goes to Brooklyn, not the Bronx. 1.2486 0.03750 181 145 29 7
1224 Argh! Staten Island! 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1225 That's what happens when you don't have exact change. 1.2486 0.03582 181 140 37 4
1226 We're missing something in the execution. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1227 Argh! We should have taken the Staten Island ferry! 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1228 Caving to pressure from the new millennial crew members, Blackbeard had begun taking public transit. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1229 A few barefoot steps on that subway platform and he'll wish there were sharks! 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1230 Next time give up your seat to the handicapped. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1231 Pirates of the Lexington. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1232 And this is for sitting in a handicap-only seat! 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1233 What a fool you are Maynard... riding this ship without a ticket! 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
1234 Ye'll not be jumpin' the turnstyles again, I'll wager! 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1235 Deep-Sixth Street Station 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1236 Sharks are the least of your worries mate. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1237 Arrr...Make sure you swipe next time! 1.2486 0.04212 181 148 21 12
1238 This is not dramatic enough at all. 1.2486 0.04212 181 148 21 12
1239 Therrre - now, anyone else wanna man-spread...? 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1240 Next stop Treasure Island, mind the gap 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1241 Yaar sentenced to walk through the platform barefoot, an outcome far worse than drowning. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1242 Iffin ye sea something, say something. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1243 When Talk Like a Pirate Day and the Purge fall on the same day. 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
1244 Barefoot, Captain? On a subway platform? You do have a black heart. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1245 What did you expect, Matey? This is the Arrgh Train. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1246 Arrgh, remind me again why we switched to trains. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1247 Next time you'll think before transferring to the Rrrrrr train. 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
1248 Midnight in Bed-Stuy, good luck, sucker. 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
1249 That's what ye get for playing music without headphones landlubber! 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1250 What this method lacks in drama, Matey, it gains by avoiding the splash back. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1251 This is the N express. Transfer here to the local ARRRR! 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1252 You could've taken the A train, but no-o-o-o! 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1253 See if he can keep his head above water in Lower Manhattan. 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1254 Why drop them in the Hudson when you can make them walk the subway platform barefoot? 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
1255 Ye took your shoes off for the last time! 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1256 There be no music without headphones on the R train. 1.2486 0.03667 181 143 32 6
1257 Beg pardon, cap'n, this ain't the El. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1258 The commuter will now attempt a reverse, two-and-a-half somersaults with a triple twist into south Jersey. 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
1259 Okay, you're past the gap now. Safe travels! 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
1260 Next time see that Ye purchase yAAAR ticket afore ye board the Train! 1.2486 0.04212 181 148 21 12
1261 Arr, first it was the derisive comments about my adult improv classes and then ye cracked wise about Jared’s mustache. Yer banished back to Cleveland, boyo— New York is only fer the most creative among us. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
1262 Gentrification here in Brooklyn will be a slow and painful death! 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
1263 For your mutiny, I give you the worst punishment of them all: Cleveland. 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1264 This may not be the best way to discourage mutiny attempts. 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
1265 He doesnt really need the helmet at that altitude 1.2472 0.04183 178 145 22 11
1266 He should have known better than to get on the Aargh train. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1267 Never mind the Gap! 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1268 Last stop on the Arrr Line! 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
1269 Ladies and gentlemen we have reached the end of the line. 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
1270 Next week we set sail 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
1271 Arr..in my day the punishment for manspreading was to have a leg cut off. 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
1272 I dunno; 'rat-infested subway station' just doesn't strike the same fear into a matey's heart as 'shark-infested sea'. 1.2472 0.03339 178 135 42 1
1273 Aaarrrggghhh... let's feed him to the city ! 1.2472 0.04183 178 145 22 11
1274 Tis what you get for manspreading next to a subway pirate! 1.2472 0.03784 178 144 26 8
1275 He’s a Method actor And the Mutiny on the Bounty audition is today. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1276 Chicago, a fate worse than death. 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
1277 Arrr, you should have taken your backpack off, matey! 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
1278 It's Davy Jones' local for ye, matey 1.2472 0.03524 178 142 32 4
1279 Release the yuppie into Brooklyn. Hipsters will eat him alive. 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
1280 Ye made eye contact with a busker and thus encouraged him - begone! 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
1281 Aye, me bucko, this will teach you not to manspread! 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
1282 He did mind the gap. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1283 He who manspreads must walk the plank! 1.2472 0.03613 178 140 33 5
1284 Argh!! Put on deodorant next time!! 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1285 Arrrgh...the poor swab...walking the plank without a transfer. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1286 Maybe now you'll remember to address me as Conductor Kidd. 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
1287 This is what taking a hard line looks like. 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
1288 Welcome to the Iowa Caucus! 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
1289 Walk the plank! But, stand clear of the closing doors. 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
1290 Captain don't you think riding the D train is punishment enought?" 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1291 The effect isn't quite the same now that we use public transport 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
1292 And you thought the D train was scary! Try riding on the Arrrr! 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
1293 I think we're done with training 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
1294 Next time dress like a pirate, you scallywag. 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
1295 Making eye contact on an express. What was he thinking? 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
1296 Rising sea levels are having an adverse effect on commutes. 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
1297 Welcome to Canal Street. You will live if you can get to the W line. 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
1298 You'll not be manspreadin' again on the N, Q or Arrr laddie. 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
1299 We don't take manspreading kindly on the Arr train 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
1300 We warned you about the manspreading, matey. 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
1301 It could be worse 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
1302 This fall on PBS, Masterpiece Transit Theater. 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
1303 There used to be a lake before they built this station 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1304 Things escalated, when one of the Swedish ship's new crew member heckled rude comments at the captain, calling him "Trainy McTrainface" 1.2443 0.04283 176 145 19 12
1305 Cue the sharks 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1306 Attention Pirates, after 42nd street all plank walks will be switched to the express track only." 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1307 Good luck finding your way out of Staten Island - Har! Har! 1.2443 0.03714 176 138 33 5
1308 Attenion all passengers. Please remove all planks. Doors are now closing. Repeat, doors are now closing. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
1309 Bet ya a doubloon he doesn't survive the turnstile! 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1310 That's the last time you'll say I look just like Keith Richards! 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1311 This be fer callin' me the world's most incompetent pirate! 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1312 I have this recurrent dream of being helplessly trapped, and at the mercy of the MTA 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
1313 Aye, matey this be yer last passage on the I ARRGH T! 1.2443 0.04128 176 143 23 10
1314 We'll call it 'walking the plankform'! 1.2443 0.04206 176 144 21 11
1315 Y'won't be criticizin' Train Daddy Andy Byford again. 1.2443 0.04283 176 145 19 12
1316 Let's see if you can survive out here until it gentrifies! 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1317 That’s why we put the blindfold on. 1.2443 0.03801 176 142 28 6
1318 Aye, the land sharks will get him for certain. 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
1319 Argh...the sharks in those banks will get you. 1.2443 0.04283 176 145 19 12
1320 Arrr! T'is a bad neighborhood, it is! 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1321 We leave ye adrift off the Isle of Staten. Think ye again before invadin' Captain Bloombeard's territory. 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1322 And then, when the sea levels rise... 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
1323 And they wonder why Uber is doing so well. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
1324 It certainly doesn't smell like sea air! 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1325 That'll teach you to jump the turnstile. 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1326 What do you expect when you take the Arrrrr train? 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1327 On Broadway, the sharks don't swim and bite. They sing and dance. 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1328 He thinks he's going to land in the ocean, but we're sending him into the rush hour mob. 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1329 His odds of surviving in this neigborhood are a million to one. 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1330 He should have taken the Arrr train! 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1331 Mind ye gap matey. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
1332 Stop being dramatic, we only missed it by one stop. 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1333 Ye can’t afford Brooklyn anymore matey 1.2443 0.03801 176 141 28 7
1334 Argh, we were serious about the silent carriage rule. 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
1335 Did you change your mind, Captain? I don’t smell saltwater and I don’t feel any rolling waves. 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
1336 And I thought I’d be planking at the gym! 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1337 Captain, don't you think going barefoot in a subway station is a bit harsh? 1.2443 0.03535 176 136 37 3
1338 That's what you get for listening to music without earphones. 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1339 Me Polly only eats gluten-free crackers 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1340 Mind the untucked look next time you sail with us! 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1341 Let that be the last time you take the arrrrr train. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
1342 Their be different sharks in these waters, matey! 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
1343 Arr, you’ll be thinkin twice before ye start performing on the subway again. 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
1344 Cap't I know hitting the water from way high feels like concrete, but I don't think this is will have the same affect. 1.2443 0.04206 176 144 21 11
1345 Let this be a lesson to the rest of you who think it's fine to wear your backpack on my ship. 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
1346 The sea would have been kinder.” 1.2443 0.03535 176 138 34 4
1347 Subway piracy be great, but the plank is jest not the same. 1.2443 0.03535 176 136 37 3
1348 It’ll be Davey Jones Station for you manspreader!” 1.2443 0.04128 176 143 23 10
1349 Trust me, if there’s anything I learned from that musical it’s that the Upper Westside is full of sharks! 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1350 Well at least when he steps on that wad of gum he’ll be sorry. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
1351 That's what happens when you hack Captain Bluetooth's speakers. 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
1352 Aaarrr...you'll be the last scurvy dog to manspread on me subway car! 1.2443 0.03801 176 141 28 7
1353 We've got something worse than sharks... the rush hour! 1.2443 0.03442 176 135 39 2
1354 My way or the subway. 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
1355 Yar you can rest assured he’ll be giving up his seat for the next disabled passenger! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1356 By Gor! If the Sharks don't get ye the Jets will! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1357 Twenty steps to the stairs and your Uber will be waiting. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1358 Good luck taking the local, matey! 1.2428 0.04172 173 141 22 10
1359 Never take the Arrhh Train! 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
1360 But boss, leaving him in at the end of the A train might not be harsh enough. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1361 Sparrow's code: no cell phones in the pirates car. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
1362 That may fly in air travel but you cant take your shoes off in here 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1363 That’s the Trump Campaign train so he must have been an Impeachment Witness who disobeyed orders not to testify and is now walking the plank as punishment 1.2428 0.03748 173 136 32 5
1364 The sharks will get him soon enough. 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1365 Never again will he refuse to give up his seat for a senior. 1.2428 0.04172 173 141 22 10
1366 Neal, tell 'em Daaarrrl Griffith sent ya. 1.2428 0.04331 173 143 18 12
1367 You have Arrrrvived! 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1368 Forget the ship. It'll all be water soon. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1369 The land sharks are circling! Beware, laddy or lassy or whatever ye be!! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1370 RRRRRRRRR Train 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1371 There’s no way he pins the tail this time... 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1372 We told you to stop man-spreading! 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
1373 YOU'LL NEVER TEACH MY PARROT NAUGHTY WORDS AGAIN 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1374 Must be commute like a pirate day! 1.2428 0.04331 173 143 18 12
1375 Arrr, here be Brooklyn. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
1376 Aargh! I thought this was the Ocean Avenue stop? 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1377 Arrgh! This is for not wearing shoes onto the subway! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1378 Go down one level and get on the aaaarrrrrggghhh, matey. 1.2428 0.03748 173 139 29 5
1379 See? This is what they mean when they talk about the transferability of skills between careers! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1380 No. This isn’t the local. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1381 163rd St., as well...poor bastard. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1382 Feed him to the rats, boys! 1.2428 0.03748 173 136 32 5
1383 Are you sure his earplugs are in? 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1384 Yargh! While atypical, this incident is symptomatic of the long-term decline of New York’s public transit infrastructure due to chronic underinvestment at both the city and state level. 1.2428 0.04172 173 141 22 10
1385 He said he wanted to live Pirate Day to the fullest.. 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1386 I should have taken the bus. 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1387 Argh, there shall be no manspreading on my ship! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1388 MTA Andy Byford resigned as NYC Transit President, according to recent newspaper account 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
1389 Mind the gap, ye fare-dodging hornswaggler! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1390 You brought this on yourself. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1391 Cast out in shark infested Wall Street. 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1392 That's ye punishment for taking ye shoes off at rush hour! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1393 Mind your step, doors closing. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
1394 Arr, you'll never be touching hands on the grab bar again, Mister! 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1395 The Pirates of Pelham 1.2428 0.04172 173 141 22 10
1396 Arrr, worry not me lads. If the rats don't get him first, the rents will sink him! 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1397 NYC's new strategy for dealing with stylus jumpers. 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
1398 Aye, that’ll teach ye to turn your podcast down next time. 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1399 This is the last time you'll ride the Arrr Train! 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
1400 Watch, he's going straight downtown. 1.2428 0.03748 173 136 32 5
1401 Time to step off, it's the end of the line Matey. 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
1402 No one manspreads on my watch! 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1403 Aaargh...If you can make it here you can make it anywhere. 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1404 We give no token. 1.2398 0.03576 171 133 35 3
1405 This is your last stop, matey 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1406 Please don't take this personally. It's just that we overbooked. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1407 Come back; Let’s wait 'til rush hour. 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1408 This is Canal Street... Transfer is available to the J, M, N, Q, Aarrgh!, W, and Z trains. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1409 Ye knew the penalties fer manspreadin' yer stumps! 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1410 Let's see if he can find his way to Starbuck's now. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1411 This is for starting that whole "planking" craze! 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1412 Drown ye knave, at the bottom of the C! 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1413 Not the same without the water 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1414 Har! Being marooned in Hoboken will be punishment enough for getting into my grog! 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1415 Let this be a lesson to anyone who dares lean on an entire pole! 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
1416 Tough guy, eh? Let's see how he does with the loan sharks! 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
1417 Bitcoins? We said give us your gold coins! 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1418 End of the line, ye scurvy dog. 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1419 Take the AARGH train, and get off at Water Street. 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1420 For the last time, this is not the "Arrrrrggg" train. 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1421 See how ye fair in the concrete jungle, ye scallywag! 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1422 Let's see how he likes the local train. 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1423 Let's see how long until a voter registration drive gets him. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1424 Captain - I think this works better at sea 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
1425 He'll never survive the Wall Street sharks. 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
1426 Hehehe...how long before she realizes that Davy's locker is really #713? 1.2398 0.04277 171 141 19 11
1427 It beats waiting for the A train 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1428 CUSSHHHTT, Neshhhh top whesht thrishhhty ate and CUSSHHHTT Ave. Watch out for the closing doors and withdraw the plank. bing-bong 1.2398 0.04277 171 141 19 11
1429 And remember, exact change only! No pieces o' pieces o' eight! 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1430 Arrrgh! Welcome to Jersey 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1431 Off to your rat infested doom , you flea biten scallywag! 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1432 Cap'n Peg-Leg was about to learn a lesson in situational irony. 1.2398 0.03576 171 133 35 3
1433 Aye, Cap'n, that floor looks mighty icky. 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1434 Argh Matey, I trust you'll be minding the gap from now on! 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
1435 And let all your mates know this is what happens to manspreaders! 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1436 Wait, where'd the water go? 1.2398 0.03671 171 138 27 6
1437 Now put your right foot in and shake it all about! 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1438 Shark-infested waters is the gold standard. 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
1439 Arrragh! It's barefoot in the subway, for you! 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
1440 Walk the plank landlubber. You've jumped you last turnstile. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
1441 That'll teach you to manspread! 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1442 That’ll teach him not to FaceTime in the silent car. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1443 Ya scurvy dog, off to work with ya! 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1444 My service is finished and I am leaving the Pirates of Penzance. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
1445 Well it is the "RR" 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1446 Two lattes and a mocha, and make it quick. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
1447 That's the last time you'll be standin' up for a pregnant lady! 1.2381 0.03982 168 139 20 9
1448 Mind the sharks. These Bronx stations are treacherous, to be sure. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1449 Arr! Anyone else have a problem with me and my mates man spread? 1.2381 0.04406 168 140 16 12
1450 This be yer transfer from the ARR train to the C! 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1451 It's the new penalty for turnstile jumping. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1452 Preparing for auditions for The Pirates of Penzance revival, James took his method acting training a bit too far. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1453 I didn’t know there were metropolipirates in New York. 1.2381 0.04325 168 139 18 11
1454 This new Uber app is strange. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1455 'Ye been warned, pegleg be an ableist term' 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1456 This will make you think twice before you try to jump the turnstile again. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1457 Watch out for sharks. 1.2381 0.03703 168 134 29 5
1458 Next time, tip the conductor. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
1459 Next time, buy a ticket. 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
1460 Aye Captain, good choice. Wall Street Station is teeming with robbers, scoundrels, and sharks. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1461 Consider it a learning experience. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
1462 I know we’re pirates and all, but I still think marooning someone in Gowanus is too cruel. 1.2370 0.03725 173 139 28 6
1463 Mind the gap....ARGGGGHHH 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1464 You're lucky, at worst you"ll just stub a toe' 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1465 That’ll teach ye not to clip your nails on the Rrrrr train. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1466 No sharks, just angry New Yorkers. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1467 This is going to double my commute. 1.2367 0.03870 169 138 24 7
1468 Har, we should have taken the L train. 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1469 Manspreader... 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1470 That's what you get if you take MY seat. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1471 Now arriving at Plankton! 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1472 Walk the plank a little quicker please we don’t want the doors closing 1.2367 0.03684 169 133 32 4
1473 Your fate could be worse, we could keep you on the AmTrac train forever! 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1474 Hurry up! There's a train directly behind us. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1475 Serves ye right fer evadin' the fare! 1.2367 0.03488 169 137 27 5
1476 Argh, another one from Iowa. We’ll see how long he survives off the plank. 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
1477 You have refused to surrender an accessible seat to someone who really needs it for the last time. 1.2367 0.04383 169 141 16 12
1478 Blopoblippity glipfidget 1.2367 0.04301 169 140 18 11
1479 Tis be the last time ye block the exit matey! 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1480 Defeated yesterday, de-feeted today 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1481 The Arrr Broadway Local rebrand was getting a little out of hand. 1.2367 0.04301 169 140 18 11
1482 Guess what station this is and we'll let you back in. 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1483 Seriously mate, you should put your shoes on, NYC is filthy. 1.2367 0.03587 169 135 30 4
1484 Barefoot in the subway? Cap'n, this is the bravest thing I've ever seen. 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
1485 Aye,walking the platform doesn't have the same zing. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1486 Don't worry about the rats. They only like pizza. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1487 He's practicing for Fashion Week 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1488 That'll teach you not to play music without headphones! 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1489 The rats are scarier than any shark. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1490 Wait til he finds out he's in New York city. He''ll be glad to follow orders then.. 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1491 I said Davy Jones' Locker, not Foot Locker, ye swabber. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1492 This'll be the last time ye take the Rrrr Train 1.2367 0.03488 169 131 36 2
1493 You really should have worn shoes in the metro. 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1494 Three more paces to the double arrr. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1495 Welcome to Wuhan matey! 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1496 That is what you get when you disparage the Grog in the Bar Car. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
1497 And that’ll be the last time you eat curried egg salad on the Arrrr Train! 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1498 He's going to feed the pigeons. 1.2367 0.04134 169 138 22 9
1499 I should've known better than to take the R train. 1.2367 0.03385 169 134 32 3
1500 Yargh...! I'll be guessing next time ye will remember your ticket...! 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
1501 Walk-in’ the plank” sounds a wee bit harsh. I prefer the phrase “enhanced egress. 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
1502 Har Har, he thinks he's uptown. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1503 Wall Street sharks be a fittin' end for the likes of him. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1504 That'll teach ye to stay off the Arrrr! train! 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1505 MTA's new measures were effective, but occasionally a stowaway was found and there was only one thing to be done. 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
1506 Ahoy mate, it's off to the rat race for you. 1.2349 0.03617 166 132 30 4
1507 Will the Sharks get him? Or the Jets? 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1508 Aye, please watch your step when exiting the plank to the platfaaaaarm! 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1509 The outsourcing of ADA compliance testing 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
1510 . . . but I wouldn't like to live here. 1.2349 0.04350 166 138 17 11
1511 We’ve found bare feet on the platform is more effective than sharks 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1512 No more dumb pirate jokes for her!! 1.2349 0.03617 166 130 33 3
1513 By the time the coronavirus has spread to London, the authorities were resorting to buccaneer methods. 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
1514 Welcome to New York sonny!!! 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1515 This zip code has the highest concentration of sharks. 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
1516 Do you see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you don't give up your seat to a one legged pirate!! 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
1517 President Trump arrives to South Lawn following Schiff's closing arghhhh-uments. 1.2349 0.04350 166 138 17 11
1518 Blimey, we've stopped at the wrong station. 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1519 He had to walk...he got above his station 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1520 Urban pirates prank the new cabin boy. 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
1521 That will teach you to bring Kimchi into the seating area! 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1522 Argh- you'll soon be food for the Sharks. And the Jets. 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
1523 Didn’t believe us when we said we were out of work pirates in need of some spare change, huh? 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1524 Nicely done Cap'n. He'll never find 42nd street from here. 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
1525 Trenton be a worse fate than Davy Jones' Locker! 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1526 Shiver me timbers! Ye sure ye didn't just forget to tap on? 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
1527 That'll teach you to ride the subway wearing Red Sox. 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1528 Jump, for God's sake, before the rush hour! 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1529 ARRR You gotta pay the fare Matey... 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
1530 The landsharks will have him before we hit Chambers Street. 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1531 She said me had a wee peg! 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1532 Welcome to the Bronx!" 1.2349 0.03617 166 130 33 3
1533 If you don’t mind, keep walking straight until you hit the ocean. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
1534 Next time, know when it's a Quiet Car. 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
1535 I'd still take pirates over people that listen to music without headphones. 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1536 It's Wall Street matey....beware the sharks! 1.2349 0.03617 166 130 33 3
1537 As Mark Twain remarked, "The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it" 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1538 For a healthy lifestyle incorporate planks into your training routine 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1539 You wanted to go to Barnard, so go. 1.2349 0.04179 166 136 21 9
1540 Arrr. To the A Train with the scurvy dog! 1.2349 0.03188 166 137 25 4
1541 Is this really the way the old guys planked? 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
1542 Aye, and fer the crime of blasin' yer terrible music from yer phone speaker, we banish ye to Port Authority. 1.2349 0.03717 166 134 28 4
1543 Can you feel the burn in your abs matey? 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
1544 Next stop - Kansas City, Kansas. 1.2349 0.04091 166 135 23 8
1545 Get a boarding pass next time! 1.2349 0.03515 166 129 35 2
1546 Please don' be Philadelpia! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1547 Your sentence for mild insubordination is a holiday weekend at the aquarium. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1548 He doesn't realize walking barefoot on the subway platform is more dangerous than shark infested waters. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1549 It be the most roughest, most rag-tag stretch of land in the seven seas - Long Island. 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1550 And now the off off Broadway production of the adult version of Peter Pan! 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1551 Attention riders: please be advised the R train becomes the Arrr train after midnight 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1552 Relax Matey, You'll be working at Long John Silver's by noon. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1553 His last wish was for a subway. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
1554 She complained about manspreading one too many times. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1555 Be careful of the needles and poop! 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
1556 That'll teach you not to ride the Arrr train again! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1557 If I told you once, I told you twice, no shoes, no service! Jake Ashburn. Columbus, Ohio. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
1558 We try to mind the gap when we can. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1559 Mind the Gap and Walk the Plank 1.2331 0.03850 163 132 25 6
1560 That’ll learn ye to mind the gap! 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1561 Avast!! Mind the gap matey! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1562 The jungle out there is worse than the sea. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1563 Yar, enjoy the Boardwalk! 1.2331 0.04314 163 135 18 10
1564 That'll teach ya to eat a sandwich on the BART! 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1565 The idea was to combine Treasure Island with The French Connection in a re-make called John & Popeye. It had its challenges. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
1566 But Governor Andy as already resigned! 1.2331 0.04401 163 136 16 11
1567 It takes a bit of compromise to keep traditional ways going. 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1568 'Planking' takes on new meaning, once again. 1.2331 0.03648 163 128 32 3
1569 The Red Line be ours, mateys! 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1570 Maybe next time you'll think twice before taking the Rrrrr. 1.2331 0.03648 163 128 32 3
1571 . . . and the Sharks are sure to find ye, aye, the Jets, too! 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1572 And don't come back without shoes. We're pirates, not savages." Jill Spear, Phoenix, A 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1573 This year’s PirateCon has really gone off the rails. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1574 The cast of Les Miserables couldn't take Larry's off key singing any longer. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
1575 Boss, some things don’t translate to train piracy. 1.2331 0.03648 163 128 32 3
1576 Go ahead, accuse me of "peg-spreading" again. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1577 Yo, ho, ho, and a foot full of gum! 1.2331 0.04314 163 135 18 10
1578 Arr ye headed east or west? 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1579 OK, now mind the gap. . . 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1580 Last stop; watch your step while exiting. 1.2331 0.03648 163 128 32 3
1581 Aye, for you have violated the law of the C! 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1582 This is what you get for man-spreading. 1.2331 0.04042 163 134 21 8
1583 Oh, aye matey! Canal street on the Q! Good choice! 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1584 She thinks she needs to worry about sharks, just wait. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1585 OFF YE GO, SKALLYWAG! ENJOY YER STOP AT WALL STREET AND CHUM BUCKET. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRG! 1.2331 0.04314 163 135 18 10
1586 Take the last train to Planksville, matey! 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1587 191st Street, he will never survive! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1588 Aye and that's what you have coming for sitting in a handicapped seat! 1.2331 0.03648 163 133 25 5
1589 Arrh, Training for Gang Planks is so Hard. 1.2331 0.04401 163 136 16 11
1590 Long John Silver?" he says, "My ass. You're just a bunch of drunken old fools going to one of those uptown, high-brow costume balls." 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1591 Last exit to Brooklyn. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1592 And yer lucky we didn't keelhaul ya! 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1593 Walk the platform! 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1594 I hate it when I see dirty people on the subway. 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1595 His balance on a wooden platform is impeccable. I would like to see how he does on a wooden leg. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1596 Aye, I'm jealous of the Blue Line Pirates and their elevated track. 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
1597 Penn Station will eat him alive. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1598 Stand clear, doors opening portside 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1599 Wait! what day is it? If it’s the weekend the platform is “Closed for repairs”. Please come back on Monday. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1600 This stop, Davey Jones' locker. Watch your step and have a scurvy free day. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1601 This is going to be so good! He's going to end up in some side street in Mott Haven! 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1602 Booty-camp fitness craze gives new meaning to the word planking. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
1603 Bare feet on the Subway floor! Anyone else thinking about Mutiny? 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
1604 That’s what you get for taking the marooned line 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1605 But when he tried to pinch my booty, he had to go. 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
1606 May thou be lost in a shiver of loan sharks, ye rascal. 1.2317 0.04290 164 136 18 10
1607 Argh, I hereby commute your sentence 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1608 Think he suspects the Prayer Breakfast is fixin' to let out? 1.2317 0.04112 164 134 22 8
1609 Wait till he finds out he’s in Far Rockaway. 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
1610 Please! If you were more on board with our edgy team building exercises, we wouldn't even be here, Chris. 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
1611 He's getting off at the shark infested waters of the Wall Street stop. 1.2317 0.03730 164 132 27 5
1612 This is not working as intended. Maybe we should have stuck to the sea. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
1613 To the rats you go. 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1614 Wow, "Captain Blackbeard" Is really taking the play seriously. 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
1615 Argh, Cap'n! Walkin' the plank just ain't the same since we became landlubbers. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
1616 He is going to be so surprised when finds out there’s no water 1.2317 0.04112 164 134 22 8
1617 He'll never find the 7 train. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
1618 If yer see something 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
1619 Any last wishes before I feed you to the street sharks? 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
1620 Who says you can’t train a pirate? 1.2312 0.03680 160 126 31 3
1621 Remember mate, If you see something, say something. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
1622 You'll think again before you take the RR! 1.2312 0.04180 160 131 21 8
1623 So you think keelhauling is cruel and inhumane, does ya? Wait ‘till you try middle management at Amazon. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
1624 Argh! Dead men tell no tales! Last stop. Wall Street Station. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
1625 You're lucky we didn't take the sea train! 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
1626 Ye takes yer chances when ye ride the Arrrr Train! 1.2298 0.03441 161 127 32 2
1627 I told ye, no metro card and ye walk the plank matey! 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
1628 Aye, 'tisn't the ocean, but 'tis the canal street station. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
1629 Doesn't look like much of a punishment, but wait til the train moves and we hit the girder. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
1630 Arrgh!! It's the end of the line for ye!! 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
1631 Avast, Canal Street. A fate worse than death! 1.2298 0.04249 161 133 19 9
1632 I know there ain't no sharks . . . but he's barefoot in the subway. Har. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
1633 And he thought he came to New York to make his fortune. That'll teach him what happens to uppity people. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
1634 That's what you get for taking the 'Arghhh' train. 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1635 Only in NY. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
1636 Watch when he hits the turnstiles. 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1637 It's the weekend -- the next train won't come for hours. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1638 Blackbeard, I think he was talking about a different kind of piracy. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1639 Are you sure that's the guy announcing all the stops? 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1640 Gone soft, says you...Welcome to Wall Street, says I... 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1641 Maybe next time he'll offer to give up his seat. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1642 Ok, so you outswam the sharks, but let's see you outrun the pizza rat! 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1643 That'll teach you to call planking an outdated meme. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1644 He took it well when we let him keep his phone. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1645 Peter Pan was right 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1646 I am the captain now. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1647 Please remember to like #Pirates_of_the_A-train on social media! 1.2278 0.03799 158 128 25 5
1648 He was given the choice: this or transferring at Times Square 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
1649 Aarrr! 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue - your job interview awaits. 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1650 As soon as he steps off that plank the Sharks on Wall Street will get him" 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1651 Nevermind the gap, matey! 1.2278 0.03691 158 130 23 5
1652 The train at platform 7C is not ready for boarding 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1653 Yarrr. This will teach you to take up two seats. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1654 This'll teach to objectify me with your lily-livered "Aaarghs!" 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1655 Have a good day at Pirate school son. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1656 When in Rome... 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1657 I’ve heard that the NJ Transit system was in need of reforms, but this is worse than I imagined. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1658 Wait until he finds out he will be in New Jersey 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1659 Next Stop Solid Ground 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1660 I like the old way better than "arrrg, the doors be closing on ye sad life." 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1661 Aye, thar'll be no mutiny today aboard the Lexington Avenue express! 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1662 Do you still think that Talk Like A Pirate Day isn't a real thing?" 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
1663 Subway Pirates field test their new “Walk the Platform” punishment. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1664 Wait till he finds out he is in Hoboken! 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1665 Arggh! How dare she use the wheelchair plank! And a fake two-eyed eyepatch?! Really Shivers me timbers. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
1666 This be the R Train, matey. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1667 Fare dodger! 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1668 Ahoy, best of luck finding a job with your physics PHD. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1669 Aarrgh! the map said this was the porthole for the East River 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1670 Now find your way back! 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1671 That'll teach her to take the Arrrrrrrr Train! 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
1672 It could be worse. I could insult you on Twitter. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1673 It loses its meaning when we practice Safety First. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1674 ...and this time ye scurvy dog, stick the landing! 1.2278 0.04005 158 130 21 7
1675 She works in H-Arghh 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
1676 Shark infested seas just aren't as perilous as Trump's America. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1677 he wasn't on board. he has no idea it's a plank. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1678 The New York subway system 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
1679 You're about to find out the true meaning of cruel and unusual. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1680 Ye’ll not be blocking the doorway again! 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1681 We're putting the the "R" back in "IRT," matey. 1.2278 0.03691 158 125 30 3
1682 We ain’t be havin’ commuters on the Arrr train. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1683 This be your last stop, arrgh Mind the gap. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
1684 That's what ye be gettin' when ye board the Rrrrrrrrrr train 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1685 Arrr... He is a brave soal, walking bare-foot on the subway platforms. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1686 Welcome to Brooklyn! 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1687 Bob's pirate fantasy is coming to a sad end. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1688 Ayyyyyye . . . walk the plank, you scallawag! But mind the gap. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1689 Walking the plank to Canal Street. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1690 Shark-infested? No, just New Jersey. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
1691 Because you said "Trump ain't all bad." We are New York pirates, after all. 1.2278 0.04297 158 131 18 9
1692 I just love these freshman pirate pranks. 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
1693 Transfer here for the Arrrrrrrrrr train. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
1694 Latest punishment for fare jumpers 1.2258 0.03491 155 125 27 3
1695 Move it ya landlubber this is an express car!” 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
1696 Good luck with the subway rat that got my leg. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1697 You had one job. Plot a course to the Upper West Side. 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
1698 You know, me mates, there's more that can go wrong in the city subway than in the deep blue sea. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1699 If the Sharks don't get him the Jets will. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1700 Argh, let this be a lesson to those who manspread on the subway 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1701 I never heard of "Walk Like a Pirate Day." 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
1702 All a board? No, one left on a plank 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
1703 I told you to say something if you saw something. 1.2222 0.04272 153 127 18 8
1704 Matey, they’ll love this at the Broadway station. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1705 The only explanation I have is that this is what we do. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1706 Mutiny on the Q line! 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1707 That will teach you to take the Arrrgh Train. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1708 The best part - he doesn't know what station it is! 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
1709 Ye”ll be landing at Trump Tower. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1710 May you drown in Connecticut. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1711 Captain, the man said All On Board, We better get out there! 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1712 Bwaahaha. Wait until he finds out this is the wrong station. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1713 Next time, you'll not try to jump the turnstile 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1714 Wait, come back. This stop is Penzance. Land's End is next. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1715 HELP ME I’M TRAPPED IN THE NEW YORKER THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD 1.2222 0.04372 153 128 16 9
1716 Aye, it's a fate worse than death. This stop be Williamsburg. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1717 I sentence ye to 5 paces and a 15 minute delay 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1718 You can take that nonsense right back to the clown car. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1719 Arrrrgh! We won't be toleratin' any moderate Democrats on the Bronx line, bucko! 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
1720 Wait - is it 14th Street ? 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
1721 So that’s six Macchiaarghtos and an Americaarghno. 1.2222 0.04469 153 129 14 10
1722 Avast ye! Stand clear of the closing doors! 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1723 Aargh, wait til he discovers he's in Atlantic City. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1724 Aye matey! Walk the plank to ye Monday morning meeting ye are not prepared for! 1.2222 0.03618 153 123 27 3
1725 BWA HA HA HA HA! Wait until he finds out that there's no connection to the Yellow line. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1726 You can have his left shoe 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1727 I don't think we should've given him a choice. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1728 Joke's on them. This train runs local after midnight. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
1729 Beware of the sharks in Times Square. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
1730 Well that explains the gas station 1.2200 0.04622 150 128 11 11
1731 Next stop, Atlantic Avenue. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1732 It may be a grand pirate tradition but we gotta come up with something else, Matey. 1.2200 0.03259 150 124 24 2
1733 It's not the price of the boat, it's the maintenance costs that get you. 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1734 Get yer booty on the Arr train 1.2200 0.03768 150 124 21 5
1735 Rats! 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1736 Sorry Lieutenant Byford, but you know the consequences for upsetting Captain Cuomo. 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1737 Mind thar gap, matey! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1738 Arrgghhh!!! Let's see him find the Q. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1739 I'll bet he holds on the next time he's asked 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1740 Aye, very few get off at the Neptune Avenue stop. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1741 I'll have you know, planking is a big trend in NYC! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1742 Aye, matie! It's the punishment for making too much eye contact on the subway. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1743 West 34th Street......change here, for the D, N, and Arrrrgghhh trains 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1744 It's still better than Pirates of the Caribbean. 1.2200 0.03648 150 119 29 2
1745 ...that'll teach you not to mock re-enactors ! 1.2200 0.03523 150 118 31 1
1746 Next time you’ll think twice before standing in doorway. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1747 Ye’ll be swimming with the rats tonight! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1748 Peter Pan, unexpectedly, returns to Broadway. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1749 ...And stay off the Arrrr Train! 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1750 The Metro Transit Authority apologizes for your inconvenience... 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1751 Let's see how he fares against the sharks of New York. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1752 We probably should have let him keep his shoes.. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1753 Aye, if the sharks dont get to ya, the Grand Central buskers will! 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1754 No! Not here. Wait for the river stop! 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1755 With the existing drought , what other choice do we have ? 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1756 Argh, that'll teach ye not to hop the turnstiles 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1757 Welcome to Pelham 123: The Sequel. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1758 On the open sea it's 'gettin' your due'. Here it's 'retaliatory termination'. 1.2200 0.04524 150 127 13 10
1759 That's your punishment for belting out show tunes instead of chantys" 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1760 The "Planking" of Pelham 123 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1761 No, wait, Captain, this is Forest Hills; Davy Jones' Locker is two more stops! 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1762 Next stop . . . . Wall Street. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1763 Yarghhh! You can try your dance moves in some other subway. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1764 Let's see how he likes THIS Port Authority! 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1765 Go back to the 6 train where ye belong! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1766 I feel like I should have kept my shoes on. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1767 That's the punishment for patriots Mr. Romney. Now boys let's ride this train to the gates of hell! 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1768 His punishment is being delivered to an unknown neighborhood of disgruntled deplorables. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1769 Should have taken the express instead of the double ARR! 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
1770 The loan sharks will be circling around in no time. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1771 Pirates of the Orient Express 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1772 Next stop.. Jamaica! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1773 The Jolly Roger wasn’t running today. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1774 That should teach you about not offering the last seat to someone with a prosthetic leg. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1775 Romney, this is the penalty for moralizing on the Senate Subway. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1776 OK, he's calm now but will he be when he sees where we left him? 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1777 Arrr, 'tis a heavy price ye pay for manspreading 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1778 There's no free transfers from the Arrrr! train matey." 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1779 No Metro Card, you walk the plank! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1780 New York; the city where everyone drowns to death. 1.2200 0.03259 150 122 26 2
1781 . . .and you'll get worse if there's one more "aar" out of you on "Talk Like a Pirate Day." 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1782 Arrr, no more riding forever 'neath the streets of Boston. 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
1783 The pirates had taken the ‘Commuters of New York City’ ride. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1784 Arrgh? No. You need to transfer to the double Arrgh. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1785 Good luck surviving Broad Channel Station, matey. 1.2200 0.02972 150 124 25 1
1786 I expect more than a token tribute. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1787 Avast ye! - for manspreading, no quarter, there be. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1788 He’s so brave for not wearing shoes 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1789 What did he expect? This is the “Arrr” train! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1790 What did ye expect from the Arrrr! Train? 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1791 She said the subway would be faster. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1792 You won't last a New York minute in land shark infested waters. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1793 He'll think twice about eating stinky takeout on the train again. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1794 Willowby,next stop Willowby! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1795 He opted for the full Jamaica Line experience. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1796 I think this is the last stop. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1797 That's the last time he'll ever say we're not real pirates!!! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1798 This is the last time I ride the "Rrrrrrrrr" train... 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1799 Amtrak's guest rewards program rarely uses its cruel and heartless clause. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1800 I'm happy to help. This is where you get off. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1801 AArrgg, see what ye think of this type of "planking." 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1802 Arrg, unsatisfying tis true! But keelhauling is So Messy!!! 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1803 Off ye go into them shark infested streets, ye scallywag! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1804 Nothing to see here. It's just the MTA performing their usual piracy. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1805 Oh, for God's sake, just imagine the sharks! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1806 Bon voyange! 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1807 Nice going Pete! I believe you solved the gap problem. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1808 He called it "train of fools"? Now who'e the fool? 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1809 New York City's Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) management show their real colors. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1810 Just how is this supposed to "build" the team? 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1811 Arrgh! This is the last time we miss the night's last Staten Island Ferry run! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1812 Do you think he will make his connection? 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1813 Walk the plank. Then go to your left and get us some fries, you free-loader 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1814 Argh! Feed him to the Jets and the Sharks! 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1815 Barefoot onto a subway platform! Blackbeard was the scurviest tunnel pirate of them all. 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1816 Aye, ye walks the scariest plank of them all- the plank to the city that will crush all yer hopes and dreams 1.2200 0.04217 150 126 16 8
1817 Argh, the plank of destiny is strewn with lit ciggie butts and broken glass. 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
1818 Captain, are ye sure this place is shark-infested?" "Aye, haven't ye seen West Side Story? 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1819 We are Pirates of the Public Transit Commission! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1820 Welcome to Red Hook. me Hearty! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1821 This is the R. Keep walking for the C. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1822 Yarrr, Capt'n...Methinks yer ta throw yer mama, not humiliate her. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1823 We warned you. Last stop's a doozie. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1824 I'm sorry I overfed your bird. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1825 Mind the gap, Matey. Then transfer to the 'Aye' train. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1826 I should have been suspicious when I saw empty seats in that car 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1827 Mind the gap, Mr. Christian! 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1828 He's going to regret doing this barefoot. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1829 Into rush hour at Times Square - 42nd St... you're a dead man, scallywag 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1830 The “Plank Walk” is a vintage choreography by the Blackbeard Dance Troupe 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1831 Think of it this way, matey. Our rats are bigger than their rats. 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
1832 I promise you won't drown, but let's not rule out being trampled to death in a stampede. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1833 He talked in the quiet car. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1834 Hope you can swim! And by "swim" I mean get through your Monday without rolling your eyes in front of your boss. 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1835 I have a wooden leg and ye won't give up yer seat? Land ho to you. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1836 If you ask me, rush-hour Penn Station is worse than a sea of sharks. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1837 This is the end of the tracks for you. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1838 You're lucky because of the new maritime regulations on ocean pollution. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1839 Coach rides in Coach, matey 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1840 Aye Captain, but I would think this was a reward to be off this cursed ship. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1841 People will think twice now about taking two seats. 1.2200 0.03648 150 119 29 2
1842 Spread the word, matey: normal R train service has been suspended. This is the "arrrr" train now. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1843 It's the deep, dark downtown bus for you now, scurvy dog. 1.2200 0.03648 150 119 29 2
1844 Stand clearrr o' the closin' doors, please! 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
1845 That's it. Keep walking backward." 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1846 I guess we'll have to make the most of this platform 1.2200 0.03648 150 119 29 2
1847 Mind the gap you son of a biscuit eater. 1.2200 0.04217 150 124 19 7
1848 What did he expect when he took the "Arrr" train 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1849 Next time you'll think twice before getting on the Arrrr train! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1850 What a weird April Fool's Day joke this is, Captain! 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
1851 That'll teach you to ride the arrr line! 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
1852 But Cap'n, he stands no chance against the Long Islanders! 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
1853 Arg! While I miss the seven seas, I much prefer being captain of subway train 7C. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1854 Damn it! We bought the wrong tickets. Again! 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1855 Shark-infested waters is the gold standard. But platform rats are no joke. 1.2177 0.03549 147 116 30 1
1856 Yarrrr, welcome to freelancing! 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1857 Your wind is not welcome here. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1858 He visited Wuhan last year! 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1859 He had choices. Train 2606 or the Pirate Express. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1860 I said subway TILE, not plank. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1861 Hold on, this is Caribbean Avenue! 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1862 Aye, Lad, it’s Red Hook, Brooklyn. End of the line for you, me Hearty.” 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
1863 Aye, there be pickpockets in these waters. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1864 Since stealin' treasure's yer aim, we're feedin' ye to th' sharks on Wall Street! 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1865 We have truly tricked this man. 1.2177 0.03678 147 117 28 2
1866 Manspread with the fishies. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1867 The fate of all those who bring tuna. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1868 Here we are Peter Pan. Try a backward double somersault- it'll have more of an impact. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1869 I guess the planking fad is still alive... 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1870 And that’s the last time ye take the Arrrrr train! 1.2177 0.03803 147 118 26 3
1871 Of ye go, into the sea of rodents! 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1872 The mid town Pirate Club takes the train again... 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1873 Walk fifty paces and transfer to the Arrrggghhh Train. 1.2177 0.03549 147 116 30 1
1874 Aye, we warned ye that this be the RR train. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1875 My hearty, this is how we disembark on Treasure Island. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1876 This still beats driving in Manhattan. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1877 Barefoot on the subway is a plank-worthy offense, no? 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1878 Arrr, making him walk barefoot through the subway is a fate worse than death. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1879 Now arriving at the corner of Plank and A-r-r-r Streets! 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1880 Forget the "walking the plank" part, it's being barefoot on the platform that will do me in! 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1881 PLEASE, I WILL NEVER TRY TO BEAT THE FARE AGAIN. 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1882 Mind the gap between platform and pirates. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1883 Think he'll jump? 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1884 Tis a fate worse than Davy Jones locker fer ye, landlubber. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1885 I tried to wait for the ship, he was too annoying! 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1886 End of the line for those disembarking on the Arrr train. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1887 And when we roll back through on the 5:10 you better not be here! 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1888 Next time give up your seat 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1889 Let that be a lesson to you. If you’re participating in No Pants Subway Ride, don’t do it halfway. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1890 But it's the wrong platform! 1.2177 0.03678 147 121 22 4
1891 Davey Jones' Locker is the last stop on the Q train! 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1892 Aye, this be a terrible magic trick. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1893 See Captain, there is no bounce to the board! He knows this is a fake! 1.2171 0.03605 152 124 25 3
1894 Aye, sharks AND vultures. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1895 I’m not saying this solves the subway rat problem, but it certainly makes it interesting. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1896 Should i start the IGtv video now? 1.2138 0.04610 145 124 11 10
1897 Great, now they all want scarves. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1898 Yarghh, and you’re gonna want to transfer to the next plank at 23rd, matey. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1899 Well, at least we beat rush hour. 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1900 Avast, ye scurvy bilge rat. You'll not be jumping Long John Transit's turnstile again. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1901 Does it smell briny? 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1902 After you reach the bottom, you’ll want to transfer on to the Green Line. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1903 If he can make it here, he'll make it anywhere. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1904 Uh oh. I see London, I see France ... 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1905 This will teach him not to block the door with my leg! 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1906 A germaphobe's worst nightmare. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1907 It's more merciful than dumping you in the Hudson. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1908 Trust me, it is great place to get your feet wet 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1909 Walk the plank! Then wait on this platform for the Rrrr train! 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1910 Alas, we warrrn'd ya about matey-spreading. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1911 You know what we do with turnstile jumpers... 1.2138 0.03686 145 119 23 3
1912 Heel toe, now do ye sexy spin turn. 1.2138 0.04397 145 122 15 8
1913 Let's see if he can swear like a sailor. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1914 Next stop-2020! 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1915 Ain't he cute, Cap'n--he even wears his jammies in his dreams... 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1916 It is time to get rid of the man in charge of the New York cartoon captions or just get rid of this contest. It has seen its day. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1917 Keep walking until you reach the beach. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1918 Just walk straight ahead and you'll catch the cross-town. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1919 Captain, I think we may want to upgrade our technology. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1920 You may have been subpoena’d but it’s still mutiny 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1921 Booty calls sure have changed since my day. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1922 I guess this will be his last steampunk convention. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1923 The plunder from down under 1.2138 0.04505 145 123 13 9
1924 Here, the smell is worse than Davey Jone's locker 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1925 "Watch yer step! 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1926 Arrr, be muggers in these parts. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1927 Bob Voyage Andy 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1928 I told her to count to ten slowly and no peeking. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1929 Divorce would have been too simple. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1930 I blame OSHA. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1931 Yer lucky our ship is in dry dock! 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1932 Davy Jones’ Footlocker awaits ye! Stairs to your left, one block up Broadway. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1933 This is his stop 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1934 Still beats the bus. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1935 Now, class, how would Dr. Freud have analyzed this dream?" 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1936 Send him into the rush-hour crush! 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1937 Hasbro's new Guess the Station 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1938 Are you sure we can’t afford theatre space? 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1939 Set him off into Brooklyn. We'll see how he survives 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1940 Arrrrr, the true torture will be going through the turnstiles during rush hour. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1941 Beardception: When you think you just been casted for the next Pirates of the Caribbean but it's just a Tuesday afternoon on the rail. 1.2138 0.03686 145 118 24 3
1942 Arrgh! Who might you be, matey? Are you Mrs. Seaburg? 1.2138 0.04397 145 122 15 8
1943 That's the last time you'll put old chewing gum under the seat, I'm sure! 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1944 On the bright side, my therapist will be proud of me for stepping outside of my comfort zone. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1945 And that's the punishment for fair evasion 1.2138 0.02229 145 125 20 0
1946 Damn you, global warming! 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1947 That's the last time ye glance across aisle at I. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1948 Coming soon to a theater near you: "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Lines." 1.2138 0.04505 145 123 13 9
1949 Wait! Where should we send your W2? 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1950 Lousy landlubber. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1951 This 2 piece outfit is from Pegs 2020 spring collection 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1952 I've found my pirate's booty and now I'm going to make it bounce. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1953 He goes free only if he makes it to the stairs without stepping in any gum. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1954 Aye, matey...it's eventually into the Hudson River for ye! 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1955 I just really feel like I have no idea where I'm going with my life. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1956 Arrr, with ye low foot arch me thinks ye is going to be needing orthodics matey. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1957 I said I had COMEDY gold! 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1958 That thar be more of a "sashay" than a "walk". 1.2138 0.03554 145 115 29 1
1959 Ah, Captain, horribly harsh to consign young Davey to the taxi lane, don't you think? 1.2138 0.03417 145 122 19 4
1960 Looting and pillaging are fine by me, but there's no place on my A Train for turnstile jumpers! 1.2138 0.03554 145 115 29 1
1961 Ye scurvy fare evader... 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1962 Canal STREET, no problem. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1963 Barefoot on the Canal Street platform. 'Tis a fate worse than death. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1964 There be only one way to get off the Arrr train! 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1965 You thought the sharks were bad, wait until you see the lines at Shake Shack. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1966 Cram it in your ear, I put my money down three weeks ago! 1.2138 0.04397 145 122 15 8
1967 We should have used the "El." 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1968 Ever since they privatized public transportation… 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1969 Yarrrr, lad, you were warned about fare evasion 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1970 In my mind this seemed much more erotic. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1971 Though we not be aboard 'Revenge,' we dare not let our skills be lost. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1972 Argh, enjoy the horrors of the Pacific St station, Millennial boy! 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1973 It's better than hanging from a strap. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1974 To the Tenderloin District with you ya scoundrel 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1975 Captain, your gang's plank is quite illuminated. 1.2138 0.04505 145 123 13 9
1976 No one wants to hear a white guy sing motown 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1977 The perils of traveling by C. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
1978 Once she finds out, she’ll value life much more, you’ll see.” 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1979 Har! Just watch when the doors close and he remembers his bag. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1980 Must be an insider new Yorker joke. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1981 The anticipation is the worst part. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1982 Okay Peter Pan let's see you fly 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1983 Har, Har, Good luck matey, you're above 116th Street. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1984 It’s Flushing f’r ya matey 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1985 Let's see how far he'll go 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1986 Hurry. This is the express. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1987 I just wanted to see yer booty. 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1988 I'm not sure how I feel about the audience participation- 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1989 Arg! You be sayin' hello to Davy Jones for us laddie! No, seriously. He runs the magazine stand by the exit stairs! 1.2138 0.03938 145 123 16 6
1990 That’ll teach him to make small talk. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1991 he can be so dramatic sometimes 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1992 Yarr... that'll teach ye to not forget your MetroCarrrd! 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1993 That's what ye gets for making aye aye contact! 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1994 "Aye, Captain, walking the plank to Des Moines in caucus season is a mighty punishment indeed." 1.2138 0.04505 145 123 13 9
1995 This is the Wall Street stop more sharks here than any ocean 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1996 On second thought, Captain, with that outfit she may be just fine in Brooklyn. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1997 Was he really that weirded out that I’m not wearing a shirt? 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1998 Well, he shouldn't have offered me his seat. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1999 Next time yer minded to jump a turnstile ye’ll be keelhauled to Hoyt Street Station and back! 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
2000 We thought this was an easy task, but it turns out it is rocket science. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2001 He knows they drained the reservoir last year, right? 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
2002 I think we should transfer to an express. We're running out of gangplank wood. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2003 Aye, there’s no fate worse than Canal Street on the Q Line! 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2004 ARRGH,Captain. No sea of humanity till 4:30! 1.2113 0.03977 142 122 13 7
2005 He'll never survive gentrification. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2006 Yarr, we couldn't get him to the ocean, so the New York City subway will have to do. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2007 He just wasn't nasty enough to stay in here with us. 1.2113 0.03580 142 113 28 1
2008 You change here at Times Square for the Aarr. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2009 These Americans have such low expectations. 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
2010 These be snark infested waters. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2011 I bet he’ll never take the disabled seat again! 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2012 Next stop, the C. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2013 'Tis not a path. 'Tis a blank slate. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2014 $2.75 Nassau vacation. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2015 The ocean is one thing but New Jersey is a step too far 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2016 Everyone agrees; you have to wear shoes on the subway. 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2017 Even pirates know that manspreading is NOT COOL. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2018 Arrgh! So long Mister Byford... 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2019 When we say man-your-station matey, we mean it. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2020 never seen someone walk so straight with a blindfold on 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2021 When you are dreaming but you realize it is not a dream 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2022 I said I was walking to the dining car for the flank steak not walking the plank 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2023 Really? There's a "Talk Like a Pirate" Day? 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2024 What the new R train lacks in efficiency, it more than makes up for it in entertainment. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2025 Oh is 'planking' the hot trend again? 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2026 Next stop, Hell's Kitchen. It's time for Peter Pan to grow up. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2027 Planks for riding with us 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2028 Another example as to why anachronisms dissolve in modernity. 1.2113 0.03580 142 113 28 1
2029 Jump the turnstile again and I'll tell your mother! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2030 Arrrr, ye didn't pirate enough software last quarter. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2031 It's the feeling I get when we stop at Fulton Street 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2032 .......and this time remember to get REAL mayonnaise, not that phony Miracle Whip! 1.2113 0.03289 142 120 19 3
2033 Making him scrub the deck just seemed too cruel. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2034 Probably faster walking there anyway 1.2113 0.03784 142 117 21 4
2035 For all local tranfarrghs,please walk the plank. 1.2113 0.04562 142 121 12 9
2036 He found this stop on Google. "Surprise Me" 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2037 Off to sleep with the fishes...and pizza rats! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2038 From now on, this will be known as the “Aargh!” train. 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2039 Report: Amtrak and Penn Station's joint pilot project exceeds participants' expectations. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2040 It’s not so dangerous... this is his regular stop. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2041 Here we are- Wall St. Station! It's time to seal your fate in shark-infested waters. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2042 And let that be a lesson to yer, and any scallywag who be talking on their cellphone. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2043 Mind the splinters, matey! 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2044 Yar! 'Tis the only way to deal with buskers. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2045 Aye, Lady Justice, remember my name to the rats out there: Dread Pirate [chief 'justice'] Roberts." 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2046 Change here for the “arrrrrr” 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2047 I cast there to the local. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2048 And where else did ye think a trainer would be found? Now give me four more planks! 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2049 That’s the last ARRR... train joke you’ll be makin’ “ 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2050 Have mercy! Anywhere but the shark infested waters of Wall Street! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2051 Captain, I think the subway poles are infested with more germs. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2052 RR to Jamaica, watch your step. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2053 If you don’t see something, don’t say something. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2054 You're a train wreck and everybody knows it Daniel! 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2055 Aye, 'tis a harsh penalty for busking in my car. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2056 Oh it’s worse (underlined) than shark infested waters - it’s new haven. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2057 Discipline among pirates took on a new dimension in New York during the 1980s 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
2058 What street did you think you were on? 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2059 Aye, sorry for the delay "matey" the train will be moving shortly 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2060 Midwestern in New York be like. 1.2113 0.03849 142 118 20 4
2061 I swore I’d never to take the E train again... why do I do this to myself? 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2062 All he said was”Who put you in charge?” 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2063 Great call Cap'n, he's toast - the 1 train at Chambers, if the grifters don't get him, the land sharks will!! 1.2113 0.03717 142 119 19 4
2064 These mayoral inauguration ceremonies are becoming increasingly pragmatic 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
2065 Just two more paces, and he’ll laughingly recall that yesterday was the thirty-first of March! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
2066 You sure this is the South Ferry station? 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
2067 Arrgh, he's takin' it like a man, all right, but the sharks are waitin' there in accounting. He won't get far. 1.2113 0.03717 142 116 23 3
2068 Aargh ye scurvy dog - yer landing's gonna smack ye like a Pelosi indictment! 1.2113 0.04670 142 122 10 10
2069 Ye be wantin' the Q line. This be the Arrr! line. 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
2070 Ye was warned-- no music without headphones! 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
2071 Ar, but these sharks have shivs, lad. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
2072 There’s a bull market somewhere out there, and I’m gonna help you step in it! 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
2073 That disabled ramp really does work quite well. 1.2101 0.03910 138 114 20 4
2074 He didn't stand clear of the closing doors, even though we said "please!" 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
2075 Ay matey, we be the Arrrrgh train! 1.2098 0.03825 143 118 21 4
2076 Ya think the blindfold is too floral for a New Yorker? 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
2077 This is a Queens-bound Arrrrrrrr Train 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
2078 They said this project would never take off 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2079 it's empty for a reason! 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2080 This will teach you to impeach my perfect plunder. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
2081 To me existentialism is more a mood than a philosophy. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2082 Step into the cold, cruel abyss. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2083 It's the end of the line for you, me hearty. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2084 Get off the A-r-r-r-r train. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
2085 This doesn't seem to be working, Cap'n. The ship'll be out of dry dock next week, so maybe we hold off on the next prisoners. 1.2086 0.03606 139 111 27 1
2086 Keep walking until you smell a Subway, then bring back a couple Signature Wraps." 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
2087 Go ahead. Tell him it’s an April fools. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2088 Why are planks popular on trains? Because they're All Aboard. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2089 We'll give ye one more chance! Where is the treasure? Where is the $2.75? 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
2090 Beware of the Pirates of Penn-Station-Zance! 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2091 When you get to Times Square, pick me up a blueberry bagel with cream cheese. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2092 The rats will make short work of him. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2093 That'll teach you not to ride the arrrgh train! 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
2094 I thought we were on the Sea Beach Line. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2095 Hey, I'm cutting him a break. At least it's not rush hour. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2096 Just another day on the yaRrrr train! 1.2086 0.04017 139 116 18 5
2097 Ay, matey. There's no worse fate than being barefoot on a subway platform. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2098 What did you expect? It's the Arrrgh train! 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2099 Ron should have known better than to eat a tuna sandwich on the subway. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2100 That’s what you get,matey, for not giving up your seat to the handicapped! 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
2101 I just knew handicapped access would he helpful one day. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2102 He would be better off in the East River.... 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2103 The floor will soon get him 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2104 I forgot this train is on the local on weekdays 1.2086 0.03143 139 118 18 3
2105 Tis an ugly way to go! Soon the commuters will be circling 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2106 This worked better in my previous job, aye.” 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
2107 Heh, heh, he doesn't have a chance, it's Hoboken. 1.2086 0.03606 139 111 27 1
2108 He won’t have a chance, with all those sharks out there. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2109 Elon cannot be serious about this... 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2110 Maybe we shouldn’t have added the jet 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
2111 Didn't he know this was the "R" line? 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2112 That should teach him not to forget Talk Like a Pirate Day. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2113 who's electable now Romney? 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2114 I'm tired of watchin' these pretty boys walkin' the plank...next stop I'm headin' straight to one of those fancy New York City hospitals and gettin' meself a spankin’ new leg 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2115 The sign says, ’Don’t lean against the doors,’ matey! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2116 Who needs to "mind the gap" now? 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2117 Aye, I think this one might pass initiation. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2118 Forever lost in a sea of commuters 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2119 Next time, pay your subway fee... 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2120 Pirates of the Caribbean 8: On Stranger Rides 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
2121 You'll be praying for crocodiles by the time the subway denizens of the deep get you. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2122 He might have survived the sharks, but let's see if he survives 2020" 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2123 Don't stop walking until you hit land. 1.2044 0.04031 137 118 13 6
2124 Har! Wha' th' rats 'n buskers don't get, th' foot fungus will. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2125 Last stop, Vinegar Hill!! 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2126 Now we'll see how long it takes you to find your way back to Kansas City without GPS. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2127 "Captain, dumping fare-jumpers in Sheepshead Bay is cruel, even for us pirates. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2128 Avast ye to Paterson, New Jersey! 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2129 Ahoy(t-Schemerhorn Station) 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2130 Walking blindfolded and barefooted will still be faster than this Rrr train. You'll thank us later. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2131 Let me tell you....these New York lawyers are worse than sharks 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2132 That's what you get for man-spreading. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2133 Yarr, he’ll have to leave the station to transfer. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2134 That'll teach ye to take the Arrrr train! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2135 This'll get him to stop clipping his toe nails on the train. Argggh, disgusting! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2136 I've already told you. This is Jamaica STATION. That's not where I buried the treasure. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2137 Sure, the leap here isn't as scary, but the sharks here are worse 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2138 I don't think this is going to work as well on land. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2139 We take manspreading very seriously 'round these parts. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2140 You want the Q train. This is the ARRRRR! 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2141 You’ll not be vaping on my watch laddie” 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2142 You’ll never put your feet on a seat again matey! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2143 She'll never seat in the reserved for persons with disability section again." 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2144 I’m feedin ya to the sharks! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2145 This is what happens when you take the ARRRRGH train. 1.2044 0.03610 137 112 23 2
2146 When you run into your ex on the L train 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2147 You're lucky it's not Rush Hour. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2148 Walking barefoot in a subway station? I'd prefer sharks... or pizza rat. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2149 That's what you get for not wearing deodorant 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2150 I think he learned his lesson. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2151 Aye, the three-card monte sharks'll be feastin' tonight. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2152 Turns out your chest of tokens is worthless now. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2153 I really hope I'm sleeping. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2154 'This not yet 34th street mate 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2155 That's not quite what they mean when they say, "All Aboard." 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2156 Yarr! That's far enough. Now tell me why you took your shoes off 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2157 Shiver me timetables! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2158 In hindsight, One-Way was probably not the best choice. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2159 Canal Street is the next stop! 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2160 He thinks that he's walking into shark-infested waters. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2161 Next stop (buzzing sound) locker, ye scurvy (garbled voice) (static)! 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
2162 He doesn't know that this is not his stop! 1.2044 0.03610 137 110 26 1
2163 Aaarrgh! Tis fitting punishment - walking the platform off the F train! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2164 The sharks in Times Square will get him. 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
2165 She's really not taking the fare increase well... 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2166 The Wmata pirates strike again. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2167 Get off at C and go to L 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2168 Wait till he sees it ain’t Key West! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2169 This is your stop, Matey. You'll walk the platform forever, barefoot. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2170 Talk about your grand exit... 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2171 He's either going to be pleasantly or painfully surprised. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2172 Don't cross paths with Blackbeard-the subway pirate. 1.2044 0.03610 137 110 26 1
2173 Aye--we shall miss ya, Capt. Byford. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2174 Last stop, South Ferry! Transfers available to Hudson Piers. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2175 Aye, 'tis the price ye pay for not using headphones. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2176 ‘Don’t ever come around with your man spread again laddie!” 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2177 I know there be plenty of sharks here. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2178 Be sure to change at Hoyt-Schermerhorn for the GG... 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2179 Please, anywhere but Staten Island. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2180 That’ll be yer last time manspreadin’! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2181 Aye. Keep walking in that direction and you will hit the Hudson sooner or later. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2182 Your journey ends in the C....Platform C. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2183 Shame thou for man-spreadin and you’ll walk the plank says I. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2184 This took 'shallow waters' to a new level. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2185 Good rehearsal. Next stop, we do it for real. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2186 Attention passengers, we are experiencing delays on the C train due to an unruly pirate at 34th St. Thank you for your patience. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2187 Ironically, he didn't mind the gap whilst walking the plank. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2188 We will send one straphanger until Andy returns! 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
2189 Arrr, Cap'n, I still think we should've taken the Staten Island Ferry. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2190 Just watch ..... Two more steps and he'll be in for the surprise of his life! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2191 Wha'd ye expect when ye boarded the R train? 1.2044 0.03610 137 114 20 3
2192 Change across the platform for the Arrrr 1.2044 0.03610 137 110 26 1
2193 that's what ye get for eating in our bathroom! 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2194 The pirates still refused to accept global warming. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2195 Next time you’ll think twice before boarding the Rrrrrr train! 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2196 Arr matey, I be conductor Roberts the scourge of the C. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2197 Just for not giving up his seat to someone with a peg leg?! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2198 Do you really think this will reduce turnstile jumpers? 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2199 Welcome to Brooklyn, ye landlubber! 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
2200 Arrgh! Spray graffiti in my car, will ye'! 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2201 He doesn't realize he's in the Times Square station. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2202 This arrrR train is being held by the captain. We apologize and will be moving shortly. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2203 Enjoy Daly City ya scurvy dog! 1.2044 0.04649 137 118 10 9
2204 He said this was preferable to his bronze insurance plan. 1.2044 0.03299 137 114 21 2
2205 Can they hear ya now? 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2206 It's the end of the line, Billy Budd. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2207 Are you sure this is his stop? 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2208 This stop...Neverland. Stand clear of the wooden plank, please. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2209 you'll be sleeping with the subway rats soon 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2210 Arrrgh! Don’t ‘mind the gap,’ ye scurvy turnstile jumper! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2211 ...and no one has tried to hog an entire subway pole, since. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2212 The MTA has really been getting creative at the Fulton stop 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2213 Har Har, as promised yar've bin delivered to Safe Land!!! 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2214 That's what you get for jumping the turnstile. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2215 He must have been crazy to try to mutiny on the Arrr train 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2216 In this town it's sink or swim! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2217 He yelled "my corona!" 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2218 Wise guys like you walk the New Jersey Shore plank. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2219 Arrrrg, wait til he discovers this station was closed in '67! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2220 The damn sign CLEARLY says "No Eating in the Car"! 1.2044 0.03755 137 113 21 3
2221 Before boarding, please allow the passenger off the plank. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2222 Where the heck are the bloody sharks! 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2223 This is the end of the line for you kiddo. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2224 Welcome to Brooklyn. We sold the other bridge. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2225 Walk the wheelchair ramp. 1.2044 0.03458 137 115 19 3
2226 As punishment for yar crimes, yar have been sentenced to death...by pizza rat! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2227 This is the RRRgh train after all! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2228 Just be glad you’re on public transportation.. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2229 Arrgh! Matey; ya did have the shirt, but no shoes...so, no service. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2230 Marooned on Coney Island ye shall be. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2231 This wasn’t what I had in mind when they asked if I’d do the plank challenge. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2232 No mates, a chance to swim away would be too good for this one. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2233 Ding, Walk the Plank 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
2234 Arrrgh, watch him hit that hot pavement... 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2235 Ah, ah, mate. Those New York Transit Cops are a very mean bunch! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
2236 Welcome to Wall Street, where the real sharks are. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
2237 It will be high tide in about ten minutes. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
2238 Out with ye, scalawag, this be the "R" train! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2239 Trust me, finding out you're stuck in Queensboro Plaza, is far worse than swimming in shark infested waters! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2240 Avast, and mind ye not the gap! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2241 Aye mate, be careful ye mind the gap. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2242 That's what you get for not minding the gap." 1.2044 0.03610 137 110 26 1
2243 I would have preferred taking my chances with the ocean predators. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
2244 Now exiting the AHRRRR! 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
2245 I hate testing early adopters during CES. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2246 We call him “Elon Mousk 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2247 Good morning. This stop is The Pirates of Penzance. Your next stop is The Mikado. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
2248 Be thar 'nuther scurvy knave what thinks a pirated subway car can't compete with Uber. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2249 Isn't he going the wrong way? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2250 This is the R line. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2251 Go left, up the stairs, go right, across the tracks, down the stairs to your right; train is on your left, 3 stops; watch your step! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2252 Arr, Matey! That's the last time she'll read over someone's shoulder. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2253 Aye, this one thought we’re allowed to put bags on seats. Off to queens he goes. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2254 What’s with the attitude? Just be grateful you don’t have to change trains twice and take a bus back to the ship. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2255 OK, enough practice. Staten Island Ferry, next stop! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2256 Childhood is over 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2257 Hey, can I have your Metro! 1.2015 0.03313 134 108 26 0
2258 And take your blasted plank with you. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2259 Aye, Rrrrr,... T 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2260 Arrr...I'd rather be a porch pirate. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2261 I'm not sure this is what the Transit Authority meant when they said we could entertain. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2262 Some people have all the luck. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2263 Best of luck swimming with these sharks - it's Wall Street Station. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2264 Aye matey, that's what's ye get for not offering yer seat to a man with a peg leg and a hook! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2265 That'll teach him not to sit in a "Reserved for Disabled Pirates" seat. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2266 Yarrr a proper ending to he who carries liquid in an open container! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2267 No bare feet on the seat, Pete! 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2268 Aaargh! Next time travel by sea. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2269 Captain, are you sure this is the best way to handle the Coroneavirus? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2270 Crikey,Cap'n,barefoot below 14th St.? He's doomed! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2271 And don't stop walking until you reach the express train waiting on the opposite platform. Argh! 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2272 Arr, mateys! Do ye think that mangy bilge rat can take a joke? 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2273 Aaaargh'nt you sorry you didn't get up for that pregnant lady, ya land-lubbing scum! 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
2274 Please mind the gap. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2275 Blimey. He don’t seem to mind the gap. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2276 You shouldn't have asked about my booty." 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2277 This is what happens when you take the Aarr train. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2278 Arrr, watch the closing door! 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2279 This is the last time I take the R train. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2280 You will walk the plank... to Bushwick! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2281 She jumped the turnstile. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2282 Let's see you try to swim now, matey. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2283 Aargh. He had it coming to him. Now he'll have to take the local. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2284 So you thought you could haul lumber on the Arr train, eh matey? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2285 Avast, maties! See what happens to scofflaws who don't pay their fares! 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2286 Maybe next time you'll think about giving up your seat to the pregnant lady! 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2287 Aye. Yar request to be on board is granted" 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2288 Ahrrh! That'll teach ye to sit too close in an empty car, scurvy dog! 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2289 It's the "Arrrrrr..!" line.. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2290 Let's just say you're no longer welcome on the Arrrg Train. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2291 You'll never get out of HARRRRR-lem alive! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2292 Watch the third rail. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2293 Against those land sharks of the city, you don't stand a chance! 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2294 This stop is Red Hook. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2295 Hudson river station, aarg 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
2296 Arrgh, please stand clear of ye movin' gangplank! 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2297 This city will eat Ye alive! 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2298 We plank you for ridin' the aaRrr train. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2299 GOOD NEWs...NO FIRE... NO OCOTT MORRISON... BUT | WANT THAT CHEESE #NOVEGAN 1.1985 0.04651 131 113 10 8
2300 The plank is for critics who say that The Pirates of Penn Station sinks. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2301 What also floats above a subway platform? Wood. Bread. Apples. A duck! Exactly, so logically, if he weighs the same as a duck - he’s made of wood. And therefore - he’s from Morningside Heights! 1.1985 0.04115 131 111 15 5
2302 New Yorkers are more vicious than sharks when it comes to holding doors open! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2303 Arrgghh, seriously matey, . . . seat number 2!? 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2304 It’s the Wall Street stop... the sharks are out there. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2305 No ticket, no R-train! 1.1985 0.03819 131 110 18 3
2306 Ok you can dive in now. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2307 The Pirates of Pelham 123 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2308 Walking the Prank! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2309 We’re cracking down on unruly passengers. 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2310 That’s right, matey, Hoyt Schermerhorn! Aarrrghh! 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2311 Transfer is available to the plank. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2312 Captain".. this will be a "bloody mess" I can see them rats circling! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2313 I love it! No more watch the gap". 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2314 You are sentenced to drown in debt by Manhattan prices. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2315 Entering the Bronx 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2316 Another Chairman of the board, blinded by ambition gets derailed. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2317 Good luck finding Long John Silver's. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2318 Barefoot, blindfolded and doesn't know the New York subway system. Perfect! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2319 Aaarrgghhh! 'Tis the fate of all scalawags that be interruptin' 'Showtime' on the Jolly R. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2320 I hope this is a stop to the beach.” 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2321 Between ye and aye, I'm not so sure why Brian always takes both the lass' shoes. He only needs the one. I tried telling him once but he called me ableist and threatened to 'cancel' me. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2322 This will teach ye to mutiny on the 4,5,6! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2323 Ensign Cobbs’ crafty scheme to escape from the tyrannical grasp of Captain Subway 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2324 Look, we're late for the shoot and the subway's stuck, so what's wrong with rehearsing some of the stuff we need to work on right here? 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2325 Whatever. I’m not going to arrr-gue. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2326 Here's where you transfer to the "C." 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2327 He said “anywhere but the New York MTA”. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2328 The likes o' ye should nae be ridin' the Arrh train! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2329 Ye want to ride the train without payin' 2.75 deblooms, do ye? 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2330 That’ll teach you to throw gum on the floor 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2331 Line 1: There will be no service both ways St Clair W to Union this weekend due to plank installation in the area. Shuttle buses will run. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2332 Oh, and the floor is lava! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2333 Arrrr, Cap'n, 'tis a dastardly punishment, makin' him walk the plank into the Bronx 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2334 If you don't want pirate justice, don't take to the C. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2335 Walking the plank isn't the punishment. It's that he has no money or pass. He won't be able to get out! Har Har! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2336 Watch out for the sharks. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2337 Argh! . . . . I would have chosen the shark infested waters . . . . At least you'd have a glimmer of a chance . . . . Argh! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2338 Another millennial mutineer meets his fate! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2339 Yo, ho, yo, ho the Pirates Life for Me 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2340 Arrr...he'll think twice before listening to shanties without earbuds on the G train again. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2341 That’s fer lettin’ yer bag take up an entire seat! 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2342 Call me Peg Leg once more and you'll walk the Planck constant-ly. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2343 We have found that this works better than a 'no ticket' fine 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2344 My stop at last! 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2345 Climate change hasn't yet made New York into ocean front property. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2346 It just doesn't have the same panache! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2347 This be the Arrrr Train. You be looking for the Sea Train. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2348 This is a bit strange but they did say this was ,"The Waterfront Station" 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2349 He doesn’t know how lucky he is to get off this stinkin’ subway! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2350 Aye Mate. Let's see if Mikey likes it. Then we'll get off. 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2351 Please gather your belongings and watch your step when leaving the Arrr train 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2352 Captain, I think keeping him company is more torturous. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2353 Next stop. Treasure Island. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2354 Walking barefoot in a subway station is thy punishment! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2355 Yo ho ho, no one's ever walked the plank at Atlantic Avenue-Barclays Center and lived to tell the tale. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2356 Aaargh, it's the best bachelor party prank ever, matey! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2357 Ay mate, this it the third and last time you didn't pay your fare. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2358 Arrgh we there yet?! Arrgh we there yet? 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2359 Fair winds straphanger, 'tis wha' ye get fer scallywag-spreadin' at rush hour. 1.1985 0.04651 131 113 10 8
2360 I know there is no water; I know there are no sharks, but he doesn’t know New York City! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2361 In the future, keep your knees together. 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2362 Barefoot on the platform, a true punishment. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2363 That's the last time ye panhandle on this train! 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2364 He'll never survive the shark infested waters of Wall Street 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2365 I said this would work on the El train, not the L train. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2366 Arrrr! That's what yer call walk the prank! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2367 Argh, walk the sleeper car plank. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2368 There’ll be no “next time”, ya Cuomo stooge! When ye get to Hell, tell ‘em “Train Daddy” sent ye! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2369 When the 5 o'clock commute begins he'll wish we dropped him off in the middle of the atlantic." 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2370 Arrr, matey, Neptune Avenue, final stop 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2371 If you see a suspicious package or activity on the platform or train, do not keep it to yourself. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2372 Aye lads, we’re going to need a shorter plank! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2373 The sign clearly says: "no food or drinks allowed." 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2374 Sorry I was late. Halloween commute got real literal this year. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2375 May the wind be at your back and the sun shine warm upon your face--not! 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
2376 Arrgh.. No talking on your phone allowed on the subway. You are to walk the plank to inconvenience! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2377 Blackbeard took his punishments to a new level - walking barefoot in the subway. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2378 You should have heeded our first warning that the left side is for walking! 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2379 Sharks? Soul-less, mindless, cold blooded predators that would eat their own? Why yes, It's DC. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2380 He doesn't seem scared, maybe we should have covered him in peanut butter first 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2381 "Watch out for sharks? This is the financial district." 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
2382 The real punishment is in having her bare feet touch the platform. 1.1985 0.03662 131 109 20 2
2383 Careful, you don't want a nasty splinter! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2384 This wasn't the poop deck I had in mind, but it will work. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2385 For landlocked pirates like us, it’s something new: blind man’s bluff. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2386 Soon you'll be wishing for shark-infested waters. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2387 Only our scurvy crew could put this plank on the platform! 1.1938 0.04548 129 111 11 7
2388 Well, ye shouldn't have taken the arrr train then! 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2389 Once you reach Nathan’s, make a left and you’ll hit the ocean. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2390 He's a germaphobe. This is the best we can do. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2391 walk the plank to your 9-5 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2392 What do you mean, 'commute'? 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2393 No worries limey! This is the best we can do after global warming. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2394 Ye might've taken the N or the Q, but oh no... 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2395 Arrrrg. I like this warning device. 1.1938 0.03494 129 106 22 1
2396 I think this is not my stop. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2397 So we are sure this is punishment..right? 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2398 Arr, Next time give up your seat when I tell you. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2399 Could you at least tell me if the G is running on time? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2400 It's missing its je ne sais quoi 1.1938 0.03980 129 109 16 4
2401 Next time buy some candy. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2402 We decided to retire "Mind the gap" in favor of something a bit higher stakes 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
2403 That's how I vote, with a blind leap of faith. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2404 yar herebe another overdramatic trustfunder considering an mfa. we’ll maroon him here in bushwick, and may the ravages of antibiotic resistant sti’s and cocaine dependency dispel all grand notions and inspire him to take the lsat. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2405 Lets ignore this as an outlier and move on 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2406 The subject has rapidly exceeded expectations 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2407 Let that teach ye to hornswaggle the turnstile. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2408 Next time, we'll see how ye mind the gap in rush hour. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2409 Using a subway transfer in Pittsburgh. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2410 Aye mates, he begged to be marooned on an island, but there's more and deadlier sharks here, than in the whole of the Caribbean ! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2411 It’s a VERY long walk... 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2412 He said he'd rather walk than take the Arrr train down Broadway. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2413 Didn't you know we're the only ones allowed to jump the turnstyle. 1.1905 0.03774 126 106 17 3
2414 At least the subway service is improving. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2415 And you’ll need to transfer here to the Sea Train. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2416 The new police chief had a zero-tolerance policy...and he was also really into cosplay. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2417 Aaargh....it’s time to find out who has more sharks...the sea or NYC” 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2418 You can transfer here for the N, Q, ARRRRR. 1.1905 0.03512 126 102 24 0
2419 9 out of 10 of them actually believe there is a piñata at the end. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2420 The handicapped seats are reserved, Scalawag. 1.1905 0.03689 126 105 19 2
2421 Hop the turnstile, climb the stairs, then ask directions to the Bronx. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2422 Aye! It be my train, and we'll all be wearin' shoes. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2423 Cops aren’t looking so bad now, are they? 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2424 You'll know you've reached the platform by the gum. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2425 Brooklyn rent is a bit cruel, ain’t it, Captain? 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2426 Sometimes when there is a plank surplus, you have to improvise 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2427 The lily-livered scum didn't even the decency to hop the turnstile! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2428 This Mind The Gap safety has gone too far”, thought Jeff 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2429 Sendin' him to Davey Jones' Foot Locker, argh... 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2430 Next time, fare-dodger, we'll take your trousers! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2431 He was brave to ride barefooted but still have to follow the rules. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2432 Not before a fortnight passes will a local train pass here again. Just give me the damn MTA map! 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2433 Arr — there’ll be no more a-manspreading for ye! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2434 Step back the doors are closing. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2435 Yeah, that Red Sox fan. We're at 161st Street-Yankee Stadium. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2436 It's faster when we drop them off at Wall Street 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2437 To the Sharks and Jets with you! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2438 Ahoy, Sharon, next time you will give your seat to the senior citizen. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2439 Sorry, mate, this be the Arrrrrr Train. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2440 I told him he can wear shoes, we are not barbarians. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2441 And now we make him wait for the F train. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2442 You were warned to take the A train! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2443 Does he think he's Peter Pan? 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2444 Ye can transfer here to the Arrr. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2445 Maybe he'll finally understand what Wall Street raiding is all about" 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2446 That's what you get for trolley hopping! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2447 'Rrrrrrr, and you thought all you had to do was watch the gap between the train and the platform.' 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2448 Next time, don't jump the turnstile! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2449 Argh,I hopes ye remembers thee combination to Davy Jone's bus locker! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2450 Ye'll never ride the R train again! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2451 The ARRRRRR Train 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2452 It’s not like I’m throwing you into the deep end. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2453 I know it's just the Financial District. Still shark-infested. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2454 I'm sorry. It is the first time I didn't buy a train ticket. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2455 The consequences of not offering your seat to the disabled. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2456 I TOLD ya we shoulda took the ferry. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2457 Walk the stank. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2458 He'll never last in this city. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2459 The passengers on the A train are a little more aggressive 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2460 They say “If you can make it in New York City, you can make it anywhere”? 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2461 The Platform on Treasure Islamd...!! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2462 He won't last long in these shark-infested waters. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2463 Arrrrgh, that’s for talking too loud on your phone . 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2464 Thanks for riding BARRRRRRRT. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2465 Pretty harsh for fare jumping. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2466 Oh for the days on a ship. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2467 I told you Two Step, damn it! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2468 I should have listened when they told me not to take the R train. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2469 That's what you get for taking the (arrr)R train. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2470 And find my other foot while you're down there. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2471 No one survives the loan shark infestation at 42nd St. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2472 Passengers will please refrain from flushing toilets while the train is standing in the station. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2473 I did was ask for 2nd Ave. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2474 Arr, it's off to Davy Jones Foot Locker with ye. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2475 Next time, he'll let the people out first! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2476 Take the Arrr Train! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2477 Next time you'll mind the gap. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2478 That’s what ye get for manspreading on the Arrrrr train. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2479 Aargh, I love "Commute Like a Pirate Day." 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2480 Welcome to Wuhan 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2481 Arr...No one ever returns from the Worth St. station! 1.1905 0.03601 126 105 19 2
2482 Yarrr, the poor lad would have been better off in the sea. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2483 He’s a goner if this train ever starts. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2484 Relax. Concrete beats the hell out of sharks any day . 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2485 “Debunking a political train wreck.” 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2486 Mutiny on the Zephyr. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2487 This wasn’t what I meant when I said I need to start going planks. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2488 Change for the RRRR 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2489 Jamaica is the last stop, anyway. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2490 She could've given me her seat. 1.1905 0.03601 126 105 19 2
2491 This'll teach you to wear shoes on the Subway lass. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2492 This is a Manhattan-bound ARRRRRR train... 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2493 The “Arr” train. Anna Alfieri - Garden City Park, NY 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2494 Aye matey, this is how we deal with mutineers on the Rrrr train. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2495 You’ll find the City dwellers more vicious than the sharks! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2496 'Wall Street. They'll eat him alive.' 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2497 Davy - , Davy Jones, is that you? 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2498 “Maybe next time you’ll think twice before jumping the turnstile. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2499 His offense: making eye contact with the guy coming through the subway car yelling about having been kidnapped by aliens. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2500 Don't worry. Just like the impeachment trials, it won't hurt you. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2501 Avast ye scurvy fare avoider - ye'll walk from 'ere 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2502 This is the Lexington Avenue 63rd street station. Transfer to the 4, 5 or 6 by walking the plank and using your Metrocard 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2503 No water in the concrete jungle; he's going to be disappointed when he badoinks onto the pavement. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2504 Keep going the seaport is straight ahead. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2505 Next time ye will wait to eat ye Chinese food! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2506 RRRR- Here's your weekend service Sweetie! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2507 It be end o' da Arrr Line, ye scurvy dog. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2508 This is where I get off! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2509 Follow me Calmly, calmly does it" 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2510 Harrr, ''tis th' end o' th' line fer ye, Matey! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2511 Off ye go, to Davey Jones' Grand Central Locker! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2512 "Ar, ye won't last too long in Harlem. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2513 Y'arr, he'll drop right into the C platform. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2514 Next stop Broad channel watch your step. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2515 Watch out for the SHARKS... And the JETS too... 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2516 That'll teach him to take the aar! train 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2517 Now back to manspreadin', mi' hearties, and loud scurvy talk on your cell phones! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2518 Into the abyss that is New York City 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2519 rrrr...ya thought the sharks were bad...wait till them New York liberals get a hold of him! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2520 Avast, we take ye Quiet Car rules very seriously! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2521 He’ll never know what hit him. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2522 I'm so sorry, but the dress code forbids wearing bread. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2523 Even sharks are too good for you. This is South Bronx. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2524 Life is always full of surprises. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2525 Is this the Arrrgh train? 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2526 That's the last time you'll be questioning our repair plans for the "Arrrgh" line. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2527 Barefoot on a subway platform is worse than being eaten by sharks Matey! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2528 Arrgh, you won't hear me say mind the gap. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2529 After some time in the cabin he willingly walked the plank 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2530 Remember . . . transfer at Atlantic Avenue for the Arrr. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2531 No, no, no. It's "All Aboard," not "On a board." 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2532 The sharks are ready! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2533 Union Station, Washington DC “She won’t last long amongst those sharks!!” 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2534 I miss the good ole days of shark infested waters. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2535 Damn, I knew riding the subway was a mistake! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2536 Now I know why no one in New York rides ‘Rrrrrr’ train 1.1905 0.04018 126 107 15 4
2537 Now boarding for the Arrr train 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2538 Pirates of the caboose 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2539 These fare enforcement efforts are getting a bit too dramatic. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2540 This ought to teach you, Mate, what happens to someone who won't give up their seat to a disabled person! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2541 Just minutes till the lad is swimmin’ with the rats. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2542 I still think we should be making him walk on to the subway. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2543 Stand clear of the circling sharks, please. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2544 That's what ye get for takin' the R train. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2545 Avast ye gap, matey. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2546 sleep with the rats 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2547 Aargh! The lad will never sit in the handicap section again! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2548 The L line be like 1.1905 0.02694 126 109 16 1
2549 Let history note that we tossed out a scoundrel in our own party.” 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2550 Mark my words, soon enough you'll wish you could trade your fate for shark-infested waters. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2551 The next stop is: Davy Jones' Locker. Avast ye, stand clear of the closing doors. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2552 You've grown up Peter. Pay your adult fare. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2553 I think we've gone too far this time, boss. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2554 Try holding your breath and waiting for the express train! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2555 There’ll be no train mutiny aboard me vessel, argh! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2556 It's less than ideal but the Transit Authority said keelhauling would be too messy. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2557 Aye, matey, please stand clear of the closing door 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2558 Arrr, I thought the financial district would be greener than using real sharks! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2559 You see, Matey, sometimes the punishment needs to be more severe than Davey Jones' locker. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2560 We should have forced him to walk the plank on Wall Street. 1.1905 0.03327 126 107 17 2
2561 This is what you get when you hold the doors open on the Arrrr Line! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2562 Won’t say “Argh” eh? You’re walking the plank! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2563 I’m sure this neighborhood is more dangerous than the shark waters we usually sail. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2564 This arrr train is out of service. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2565 Walk you mutinous dog! Caught doing your nails on the subway again. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2566 Ayy that'll teach ya to take the local to 168th Street! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2567 Remember now - it’s you, not ye. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2568 Nobody survives the Arrr train! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2569 MTA requires shoes, mate. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2570 Shiver me timbers, Captain. Shouldn't we have spent the extra pieces of gold on the ferry instead of taking the A line? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2571 Arr! You’ll be walking home tonight. Ye turnstile jumping scalawag! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2572 Arrrr, Marvin, you're right. It lacks a certain je ne sait quoi! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2573 Let this be a lesson to ye all. Hornswaggle me and ye swims at the Broad Channel Station. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2574 That's the last we'll see of you, Andy Byford! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2575 Yarrr! Coney Island! Last stop! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2576 I love the new R line. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2577 Now he'll really be lost. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2578 They'll eat him alive. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2579 Time to get off the Arrrgh Line 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2580 Aargh! Ye must join the monsters that dwell on the surface. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2581 He's our friend. He's my friend. And he's a very talented man. I like him and I respect him. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2582 We know it's lame, but with Global Warming its the best we can do. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2583 Rest assured - Manhattan rent on First Mate wages be a fate worse than death. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2584 And no--where you're going, you won't need your cell phone. Aarrgh! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2585 That's what ye get for makin' fun of the RRRRR train! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2586 Bet this is the last time Harry will jump a turnstile! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2587 Aye, you'll get off at Bowery and show the new line, Ponywalk it sailor PonyWalk! 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2588 That's right keep your train of thought on walking the plank. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2589 Did somebody forget the 11th commandment: thou shalt not go barefoot on the train. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2590 And to think we regretted selling the ship for these metro passes 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2591 Poor lad. Your chances would be better on the sea. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2592 I'll bet me other leg he don't last five seconds on that chilly platform. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2593 Recently on the arrr train. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2594 Arrrrrr,ye walk the plank for cutting your toenails on the subway. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2595 Arrr! There be plenty of sharks in NYC 1.1905 0.03857 126 106 17 3
2596 They won't last a minute with the sharks in this city! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2597 Shouldn't we do this when the subway is moving? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2598 Thank you for minding the gap. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2599 There's a lot of loan sharks in this neighborhood. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2600 'Thanks for riding the Arrrr train.' 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2601 Aye! Now ya know the who and why of all them door woes on the new R179 subway cars! 1.1905 0.03512 126 108 15 3
2602 Doors opening, please allow customers to walk the plank as you move to the center of the aisle. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2603 Maybe next time you'll think before taking out a nail clipper. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2604 Thats the last time you'll disrespect the crew on the way to the C 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2605 Aye, the dangers of Grand Central Station will kill ye. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2606 He thinks he's a poet. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
2607 Damn these high level platforms! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2608 In last words before you cross over into New Jersey? 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2609 Arrr, we need a better punishment 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2610 Keep walking or we will car-haul you. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2611 I voted you off Staten Island 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2612 You'll want to be changin' here for the Arrr train. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2613 Son this is how we urban pirates make due. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2614 Yargh, that's what ye get for double crossin' the pirates of the 7C train. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2615 Davy Jones is still upset that they removed all the lockers down here. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2616 Aarrgh! Please don’t watch the gap. 1.1905 0.03512 126 106 18 2
2617 Rhonda vowed to give her seat to the elderly next time 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2618 Things just aren't the same since they sank the Jolly Roger. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2619 That'll teach him to not manspread. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2620 As a modern swashbuckler, the pirate car has all the amenities. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2621 Captain Lee, Captain Lee!!! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2622 Aye, Pittsburgh 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2623 Dad did urge me not to join Skull and Bones. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2624 Better than a speakeasy... this new trendy bar is called Walking the Plank N.Y. 1.1905 0.04323 126 109 11 6
2625 He'd better hurry. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2626 Gov. Cuomo sends Andy Byford on his way. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2627 Mind the big gap there, Matey! 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2628 Good luck with the Sharks! 1.1905 0.03857 126 106 17 3
2629 Aye, matey, the next train departs a quarter past noon. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2630 Try catching the next train ! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2631 They probably jumped the turnstile, too. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2632 Ay there, mate...please walk the plank over the gap as you step on the platform! 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2633 This stop, Davie Jones' Locker. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
2634 Up the stairs, take a right, then follow the signs to the L. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2635 It’s to Andrew Cuomo’s locker with ye! 1.1905 0.03857 126 106 17 3
2636 She won't last long out there, not with the scooters and sidewalk solicitors circling. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2637 A fate worse than Davy Jone's locker: the real world! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2638 Green peace wouldn’t let us use the ocean 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2639 She made her choice - walking the plank or riding the Amtrak! 1.1905 0.03857 126 106 17 3
2640 Hey Joe, you have nothing to fear but fear itself. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2641 Let this be a lesson to all ye who complain about the G Train 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2642 A-typical 3 am train ride 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2643 Arrrr, now turn around a say the alphabet backwards 1.1905 0.03774 126 106 17 3
2644 Arrr, you shouldna' kept your seat and made a disabled pirate stand. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2645 Don't be so smug.You won't get twenty feet on this platform. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2646 The perfect dress rehearsal for rush hour 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2647 I already told you, Blackbeard, we have Capitalism now. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2648 You wrecking the ship has made everything impossible 1.1905 0.03130 126 109 15 2
2649 Who says a cutthroat like me can't be compassionate?" 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2650 The makers of the new Treasure Island reboot had gone a little loco. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2651 More deadly than the ocean's deep. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2652 He's a goner. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2653 Next stop: Not-So-Grand Central Station. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2654 Joan discovers the true nature of her fellow workers, and turns to whistle blowing ... 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2655 Arrgghh, this'll teach you to activate your ticket before boarding the train. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
2656 You'd be wishin' t'was at sea matey ! 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2657 Aye, aye, Captain, we have found a new solution to marine pollution. 1.1870 0.03889 123 104 16 3
2658 This is how we treat stowaways. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
2659 Maybe next time you'll listen when I say all-inclusive island resort. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2660 Pirates of the Carriagean 3: At Line's End 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2661 Boss......I don't think that's what it is meant to have his feet in cement. 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
2662 Arrrrrr, Times Squarrrrrr. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2663 You owe me 6 pieces of eight. I told you I could get you over the gap with your eyes closed and your hands behind your back. 1.1870 0.03530 123 105 16 2
2664 I will consume the souls of your unborn children as your blood and semen boil from within your dessicated husk. 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
2665 Yaaarrrrrr after me long years on the sea, life is so much less exciting on the C. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2666 First he bites me leg off. Then he chews off me hand. I am tolerant, matey, but to a point. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2667 Don’t worry, the chance of survival is much less than if the plank was walked in the ocean. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2668 Argh! I maroon ye on Coney Island 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2669 Of course it's dangerous. We're in Penn Station. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2670 Arrr, 'tis not the same since they tore down the El. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2671 Well Simmons the suspense is killing me...I hope it will last. 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2672 Arrgh! Ye must always mind thee gap! 1.1870 0.03336 123 105 16 2
2673 You were warned not to take up the whole pole. Now deal with the local train. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2674 Yarrr, ye not be jumpin the turnstiles again, will ye? 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2675 Canal Street! Watch your step and the sharks! 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2676 He’s a goner. The aRR train is down all weekend! 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2677 Because I'm tired of filling out accident reports. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2678 '"Now you will be eaten by a swarm of New Yorkers." 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2679 Captain, they said to stand clear of the closing doors. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2680 And next time you’ll wear shoes on the subway! Arg 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2681 Just two more steps to the Arrr! 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
2682 Manspreading is a capital offense on the Arr! train. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2683 FLASHBACK: Bedford Avenue 'L' train 1985. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2684 Last stop on the Maroon line. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2685 Argh, prepare for a 700 ft. drop into shark-infested waters! 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2686 This be it, matey. The deep, dark, and furious Atlantic Avenue...Yer last stop. Watch yer step! 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2687 Sorry matey but this is the only way off the Arrr train. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2688 Avast ye of the gap between the train and the platform! 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2689 One more step. Now, jump! 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2690 Sit in the disabled seat, will ye? Yer getting off at Teaneck! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2691 Arr. The sharks will eat you alive out there. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2692 Arrgh matey, this subway car's not big enough for both of us! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2693 Transfer to Arrr! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2694 The New MTA Jolly Roger Trolley! 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
2695 That’s what you get for not taking your backpack off on a packed train! 1.1870 0.04668 123 107 9 7
2696 Argh! Welcome to Davy Jones' Borough. That'll teach ye to jump the turnstile! 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2697 Without the shoes, this outfit just does not work! 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2698 Attention passengers, pirates have taken over the R train ahead of us ... expect slight delays. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2699 Ar...As you exit please be careful of the gap between the platform and the train. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2700 Remember to get a flu shot. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2701 Go on now. Transfer to the arrr train. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2702 *Stand clear of closing doors* "Ugh, what is taking so long up there?" 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2703 Arrgh! If da sharks don't git 'im, da staphylococcus aureus, aeromonas hydrophilia, escherichia coli, clostridium or klebsiella will fer sure 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2704 Ahoy! And we're keeping the backpack. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2705 This would be better if they made the gaps wider. 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
2706 Arrr, there’ll be no talk about impeachment on this train!” 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2707 This is the last time we let accounting give script notes. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2708 Yar! Next time you’ll offer your seat to the disabled! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2709 This be your punishment for leaning on the doors while the train is in motion. 1.1833 0.03547 120 98 22 0
2710 He doesn’t realize there’s no water there. 1.1833 0.03547 120 102 16 2
2711 This is a test run until we can find water on this planet. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2712 Harr, harr! So, you thought the Express would save you some time, matey?" 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2713 Watch the gap, matey. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
2714 BlackBalls the Pirate, Walking the plank for attempt of applying chapstick to BlackBall’s Black balls; 2005, New York 1.1803 0.04941 122 109 4 9
2715 He really took ‘test group’ to a whole new level 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2716 That'll teach him for eating tuna on the subway. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2717 Her feet are going to get so dirty 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2718 Hacker: You guys have gone overboard with the symbolism. 1.1780