Contest #696


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696

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “If there’s a ring in here, Hank, I swear to God . . .”
  2. “Don’t ask for a spoon—he’ll know we’re tourists.”
  3. “I have a feeling I’m not going to like the suggested wine pairing.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-02-03T00:23:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-02-24T00:28:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-02-11T00:24:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 17 & 24,2020
Number of captions 7998
Number of responses 1331920
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Best farm-to-table in town. 2.0707 0.00957 6629 1806 2552 2271
1 When. 2.0171 0.00624 16760 5362 5752 5629
2 If there's a ring in here, Hank, I swear to God... 1.9913 0.00723 12814 4392 4159 4261
3 Frankly, I'm so over this whole farm-to-table fad! 1.9878 0.00610 17029 5550 6157 5322
4 I was going to break up with you after dinner but I think I'll do it now. 1.9254 0.00713 12963 4802 4329 3830
5 Thanks a bunch, Mr. I-can-order-in-French. 1.9247 0.00711 13348 5056 4245 4045
6 I'd assumed The Hungry Pig would be more of a barbecue place. 1.9206 0.00669 14187 5129 5062 3994
7 Well you said you wanted the ranch dressing 1.9067 0.01026 5925 2158 2165 1602
8 Don't ask for a spoon, he'll know we're tourists. 1.8647 0.00761 10679 4154 3827 2697
9 Well, just offhand I'd say yes, they know who you are, and yes, they've read your last review. 1.8331 0.01080 5615 2384 1784 1447
10 We're going to need more chips. 1.8097 0.00755 10328 4224 3846 2253
11 Yes I did hear the food isn't that good, but it is all you can eat 1.7866 0.01060 5225 2236 1878 1111
12 Maybe you shouldn’t have said you are as hungry as a horse. 1.7861 0.00813 9006 3894 3161 1950
13 So this is the dish they named after Trump? 1.7841 0.00922 8036 3804 2161 2067
14 If this is the soup, maybe we should cancel the pigs in a blanket order. 1.7751 0.01073 5612 2591 1694 1327
15 You were right - the 'horse d'oeuvre' was not a typo. 1.7723 0.00833 8862 3977 2933 1952
16 I said truffle not trough full. 1.7718 0.00867 8275 3748 2671 1855
17 It's too bad they banned straws. 1.7625 0.01139 4972 2335 1483 1154
18 I have a feeling I'm not going to like the suggested wine pairing. 1.7457 0.00817 8664 3893 3083 1688
19 And I assume this is also free-range...? 1.7430 0.01154 4592 2154 1467 971
20 Did your mother say why she thought I'd like this place? 1.7323 0.01206 4203 1998 1332 873
21 And a bucket of water when you get a second. 1.7289 0.00911 6979 3240 2398 1341
22 This farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.7267 0.01038 5621 2685 1789 1147
23 It feels like we're in some weird New Yorker cartoon 1.7240 0.01287 3945 1985 1065 895
24 Is this your ONLY Vegan option? 1.7172 0.00894 7177 3383 2448 1345
25 And for you, sir? 1.7169 0.01308 3720 1867 1042 811
26 It's almost as if your mom's in the kitchen. 1.7169 0.00937 7226 3625 2031 1570
27 When! WHEN! 1.7148 0.00968 6020 2811 2119 1090
28 I said “grill,” not “swill.” 1.7147 0.01244 4080 2043 1161 876
29 So, I guess "swine dining" wasn't a typo, afterall. 1.7121 0.02500 983 484 298 201
30 Farm to table, organic..but are you sure it is gluten free? 1.6936 0.01215 4161 2118 1203 840
31 Your chance at winning is diminished. Someone is unfairly blocking the first 10-30 voting 'spots' and moving your entries (when they start to compete for votes) to the rear of the algorithm queue. It you object to this interference, click 'funny'. 1.6908 0.01118 6400 3868 641 1884
32 What are the odds - I had the same thing for lunch. 1.6868 0.01044 5371 2677 1698 995
33 Wait, this is swill. We ordered the slop. 1.6757 0.01334 3420 1779 973 668
34 On second thought, I will have another drink. 1.6721 0.00999 5539 2752 1857 930
35 Lucky for you folks. Tonight is all you can eat. 1.6614 0.01044 5042 2545 1666 831
36 Ugh, I smell cilantro. 1.6561 0.01240 3760 1963 1130 666
37 Maybe farm to table wasn't such a good idea. 1.6554 0.00994 5377 2683 1868 826
38 I wish we didn't fill up on all that hay first. 1.6530 0.01148 4403 2306 1319 778
39 I'm not optimistic about Farm to Trough. 1.6376 0.01317 3328 1797 946 585
40 I asked what food would pair well with this wine, not what food would fair well with some swine. 1.6347 0.01351 3321 1834 866 621
41 When you said get ready to "pig-out" I thought you were joking. 1.6323 0.01312 3168 1660 1013 495
42 Happy now, Mr. I don't need a translation? 1.6292 0.01223 3792 2047 1107 638
43 This little piggy wishes she’d stayed home 1.6271 0.01190 4084 2248 1124 712
44 That's a lot for one person. I'm glad we're sharing. 1.6265 0.01385 2918 1568 873 477
45 I hate when you order for both of us. 1.6224 0.01130 4245 2265 1322 658
46 I’m more concerned by the absence of cutlery. 1.6154 0.01207 3835 2095 1121 619
47 Leave the bucket. 1.6094 0.01361 2988 1657 849 482
48 I’m not surprised. I told you no one would spell it ‘horse d’oeuvres’ by accident. 1.6063 0.01073 4651 2533 1422 696
49 It's best to let it breathe for a few minutes. 1.6027 0.02340 979 534 300 145
50 Run for Congress, you said. We'll move to Washington, D.C., you said. We'll feed at the trough, you said. 1.5982 0.01253 3631 2058 973 599
51 I think they are taking this farm to table thing a bit too far, don’t you? 1.5890 0.01084 4455 2476 1342 637
52 So I seen the way the pigs are just eating up my cooking and said to myself, "Earl, you need to open a restaurant." 1.5871 0.01788 1838 1076 445 317
53 Wow, they really meant farm to table. 1.5834 0.01048 4676 2592 1436 637
54 Farmer-to-table was always the inevitable next step. 1.5794 0.01469 2451 1400 690 361
55 This is the last time I use Groupon. 1.5783 0.01463 2485 1408 718 359
56 Farm to table sounded so much more charming..” 1.5771 0.01091 4209 2325 1339 544
57 I'm glad we ordered the small. 1.5717 0.01295 2937 1621 951 364
58 You said we were going out for a SWELL dinner... 1.5710 0.01539 2415 1438 578 399
59 At least it's a generous portion size. 1.5680 0.01455 2514 1449 703 362
60 It's Pail-E-I-E-I-O 1.5680 0.02721 743 434 196 113
61 Pardon me, waiter, but is that a hair? 1.5622 0.01432 2620 1536 698 386
62 This reminds me. Have you been following the Republican defense of Trump? 1.5602 0.01486 2683 1652 562 468
63 The best part is when he lights it on fire 1.5594 0.01751 1743 1026 462 255
64 Looks like the house dressing is ranch. 1.5567 0.01457 2441 1413 697 331
65 When you said we’d eat like pigs, this is not what I imagined 1.5539 0.01279 3087 1777 911 399
66 I think that telling him to surprise us was a huge mistake. 1.5524 0.01422 2415 1381 738 296
67 is this keto? 1.5505 0.01640 2138 1311 477 350
68 'Barn appetito!' 1.5451 0.01569 2128 1261 574 293
69 This is a bit more farm-to-table than I expected. 1.5424 0.01381 2561 1488 759 313
70 Sometimes I regret giving up gluten. 1.5413 0.01419 2531 1509 681 341
71 Can we get some more bread? 1.5394 0.01966 1194 677 390 127
72 I did ask for a side of ranch. 1.5381 0.01363 2535 1455 797 283
73 The food is awful but the portions are generous. 1.5374 0.01431 2369 1376 713 280
74 I told you the strolling harmonica player was not a good sign. 1.5349 0.01527 2251 1368 569 314
75 This must be a mistake. We ordered the mealworms. 1.5323 0.01674 2061 1305 416 340
76 May we also see the swine list, please. 1.5312 0.01551 2197 1337 553 307
77 Is Barn-to-Table a step too far? 1.5306 0.01629 2009 1228 496 285
78 Just don't try to breathe and eat at the same time and you will be ok 1.5305 0.01680 1951 1210 447 294
79 I'm beginning to wish I had chosen the feedbag. 1.5284 0.01567 2027 1218 552 257
80 And the real selling point is that it's carbon neutral. 1.5261 0.01732 1857 1168 402 287
81 Honestly,Herb, I didn’t know what’Wyoming Cuisine‘ was when I made the reservations ... 1.5254 0.01599 2004 1224 511 269
82 Are you sure this is locally sourced? 1.5247 0.01751 1738 1077 412 249
83 I seldom do this, but I have a discouraging word... 1.5246 0.01905 1466 904 355 207
84 We're going to need more napkins. 1.5229 0.01558 1945 1154 568 222
85 This here is our premium Slop. It carries a bold oak tone with a tangy manure aftertaste. Bon appétit! 1.5214 0.01788 1774 1133 358 283
86 Waiter, there's a nose ring in my soup. 1.5202 0.02437 1013 664 171 178
87 One State of the Union Special for two.” 1.5191 0.01865 1647 1058 323 266
88 Is it local? 1.5158 0.01664 1710 1026 488 195
89 When they said ‘Farm-To-Table’, they weren’t kidding. 1.5157 0.01667 1691 1005 500 186
90 I hope those are croutons. 1.5154 0.01797 1628 1019 382 227
91 Thank God, it's not kale. 1.5145 0.01920 1376 845 354 177
92 The traditional wooden trough lends it an oaky flavor. 1.5137 0.01654 1645 982 488 175
93 Still sure our review was anonymous? 1.5125 0.01829 1514 932 388 194
94 We don't always have to order 'family style.' 1.5125 0.01821 1557 966 384 207
95 I appreciate farm-to-table. I just thought there was some sort middle process. 1.5122 0.01737 1685 1049 413 222
96 Why do I always feel like a pig when we eat here? 1.5105 0.01734 1522 903 461 158
97 I'm not seeing any avocado! 1.5097 0.01786 1548 961 393 194
98 What exactly happens between the farm and the table? 1.5072 0.01918 1394 870 341 183
99 I thought you said it was a swell restaurant. 1.5027 0.01909 1480 953 312 215
100 You said the Chefs Choice would be hit or miss. I say it's hit and run. 1.5017 0.01967 1433 932 283 218
101 But you can't make us drink 1.5012 0.02055 1255 804 274 177
102 I'm not sure about this whole 'Farm to Table' concept. 1.4996 0.01971 1341 855 303 183
103 Let's tell everyone back home that it's a real bucket list place and leave it at that. 1.4974 0.01920 1331 829 342 160
104 Their website did say authentic farm to table. 1.4962 0.01996 1310 838 294 178
105 Well, next time we'll know to order the "cup". 1.4946 0.01924 1294 802 344 148
106 Look at the portion sizes, honey. I knew Western Fusion sounded like a good choice. 1.4912 0.02111 1195 784 238 173
107 Is this your first ménage à trough experience? 1.4898 0.02026 1180 740 302 138
108 You order next. Apparently my French is not as good as I thought. 1.4897 0.01944 1217 753 334 130
109 This is swill! We ordered the slop! 1.4897 0.02031 1211 772 287 152
110 Served enˈtrȯf" sounded more French on the menu 1.4885 0.02065 1169 743 281 145
111 Just what part of the farm is coming to our table? 1.4880 0.02026 1166 732 300 134
112 You said you spoke cowboy. 1.4872 0.02057 1172 744 283 144
113 I thought "farmer to table" was just a typo. 1.4829 0.02001 1112 686 316 110
114 I should have ordered just a cup. 1.4828 0.02003 1106 679 320 107
115 No, we didn't order dessert. 1.4821 0.02270 1087 739 175 173
116 Stop calling me babe. 1.4778 0.02172 1034 668 240 126
117 We can eat 'til the cows come home. 1.4767 0.02190 1009 646 245 118
118 I'm thinking of a very discouraging word. 1.4760 0.02227 981 633 231 116
119 I've heard the majority of Congress dines here regularly. 1.4754 0.02241 997 646 220 121
120 Ok now the lack of silverware makes perfect sense. 1.4751 0.02197 985 628 246 111
121 Gruel purée, with leftovers for the animals. 1.4749 0.02453 996 697 125 174
122 Maybe farm-to-table has peaked. 1.4726 0.02123 967 600 277 90
123 O.K. this is the last farm-to-table restaurant we are trying. 1.4723 0.02117 974 605 278 91
124 I wonder if I could trouble you for a hair-tie? 1.4714 0.02179 963 609 254 100
125 And we'd like two glasses of an unpretentious red. 1.4707 0.02176 937 587 259 91
126 Be careful not to bump your heads, folks. 1.4699 0.02767 632 409 149 74
127 Stop! There's a hair in it! 1.4680 0.02324 876 564 214 98
128 When they said this place was farm-to-table, I guess they meant it. 1.4662 0.02111 888 546 273 69
129 Oh, farm to table dining 1.4652 0.02453 877 591 164 122
130 Maybe we shouldn't have come to a steakhouse and ordered the vegan option. 1.4632 0.02366 855 557 200 98
131 I just asked for a side of ranch. 1.4621 0.02217 844 526 247 71
132 May we see a swine list, please? 1.4620 0.02357 842 547 202 93
133 So how do you like your new job as food critic for Livestock Journal ? 1.4619 0.02750 617 399 151 67
134 Is there a right way to hold one's hair back?" 1.4604 0.02437 821 541 182 98
135 What are the odds that it's low in carbs? 1.4593 0.02484 836 566 157 113
136 Which end of the cattle did this come from? (I thought we ordered, the end cut) 1.4589 0.02611 815 566 124 125
137 They really embrace farm to table here. 1.4586 0.02379 822 534 199 89
138 Slop américaine with rosemary and currants served in natively harvested pine trough. 1.4571 0.02476 770 504 180 86
139 Well, first of all, we're over-dressed 1.4570 0.02453 709 448 198 63
140 Would the Gentleman like to sniff the bucket? 1.4541 0.02502 762 503 172 87
141 This would never happen in Brooklyn. 1.4527 0.02678 729 499 130 100
142 I was only kidding when I said, I could eat like a horse! 1.4515 0.02509 753 493 169 83
143 Today’s news from the White House 1.4513 0.02603 749 508 144 97
144 I guess this is what I get for ordering the only vegan and gluten-free option at a steakhouse. 1.4512 0.02436 738 475 193 70
145 This is not what I pictured when you suggested farm-to-table dining. 1.4505 0.02397 748 484 193 71
146 Technically it’s “table to farm.” 1.4505 0.02673 748 518 123 107
147 This “farm-to-table” thing is really getting out of hand. 1.4505 0.02427 748 483 193 72
148 Save room for the salt lick. 1.4504 0.02519 746 494 168 84
149 I'm starting to have doubts about that Michelin star." 1.4488 0.02606 733 503 134 96
150 There better not be a ring hidden in this. 1.4486 0.02601 720 483 151 86
151 I've finally settled on a stable diet. 1.4471 0.02534 709 473 158 78
152 Well, it definitely smells organic. 1.4467 0.02460 703 457 181 64
153 Excuse me, we ordered separate troughs. 1.4459 0.02523 693 451 175 67
154 Look, Bill, when I said I wanted to reduce our carbon footprint by eliminating pork, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.4451 0.02746 701 490 111 100
155 I realize this is our first date, but I’m happy to hold your hair back. 1.4449 0.02969 544 365 116 63
156 I want a divorce. 1.4436 0.02632 683 462 141 80
157 I hope it’s organic 1.4415 0.02527 675 439 174 62
158 I don’t know whether to binge or purge. 1.4413 0.02592 664 437 161 66
159 It’s “farm to table” Brad. Just go with it. 1.4406 0.02481 665 426 185 54
160 Free refills? Seriously? 1.4402 0.02573 661 433 165 63
161 Honey, either you bob and come up with a minimum 5 carat diamond or I leave with Festus here. 1.4396 0.02682 621 425 125 70
162 Do paper straws come with the ‘hayseed soup du jour’? 1.4392 0.02838 658 467 95 96
163 Presentation could use work. 1.4374 0.02490 647 419 175 53
164 I thought it would be chunkier. 1.4363 0.02766 557 364 143 50
165 You're the one that wanted to pig-out. 1.4333 0.02602 607 394 163 50
166 I'm just happy you remembered our anniversary. 1.4324 0.02764 592 397 134 61
167 My friend recommended this place, but she’s a pig. 1.4319 0.02606 609 399 158 52
168 So this is the Way-Beyond burger? 1.4314 0.02945 598 424 91 83
169 Sorry, we run out of the pork chops, but here you go original nutrients ... 1.4314 0.03025 605 437 75 93
170 Exactly what did the coupon say? 1.4293 0.02513 594 385 166 43
171 Could you bring a salt block please? 1.4291 0.02721 592 395 140 57
172 This is the gluten-free version, right? 1.4286 0.02958 588 415 94 79
173 Hee haw, I'm done here. 1.4256 0.03064 571 411 77 83
174 I just don’t know what about me makes you think I would enjoy a Fox News themed restaurant. 1.4255 0.02964 557 388 101 68
175 Is this organic? 1.4253 0.02831 569 387 122 60
176 First time to Cincinnati? 1.4253 0.02615 569 368 160 41
177 Well, you said you could eat like a horse. 1.4250 0.02739 560 371 140 49
178 Michelin gave them a Lone Star 1.4232 0.02925 501 335 120 46
179 Can you bring us some ranch dressing? 1.4229 0.02782 551 368 133 50
180 They’re really taking this farm to table concept to the next level. 1.4223 0.02981 547 382 99 66
181 I'm starting to think 'farm to table' is overrated. 1.4221 0.02730 552 365 141 46
182 That must be the ranch dressing. 1.4211 0.02750 532 350 140 42
183 I think I see a hair. 1.4203 0.02881 521 351 121 49
184 Farm-to-table may have gone too far 1.4203 0.02835 533 358 126 49
185 We may be overdressed 1.4200 0.02817 531 355 129 47
186 It’s the latest trend, Feedlot-To-Table Cuisine. 1.4194 0.03169 527 381 71 75
187 I thought “Served family sty” was a typo. 1.4190 0.03059 506 352 96 58
188 Courtesy of the U.S. Senate. Enjoy. 1.4187 0.03107 504 354 89 61
189 Ok, I’m ready to admit that the 'farm to table' craze might have gone too far. 1.4186 0.02750 528 348 139 41
190 It’s certainly “Beyond meat.” 1.4172 0.03041 477 325 105 47
191 I wish they still had straws 1.4171 0.02964 525 363 105 57
192 Who's bucket list ? 1.4171 0.02864 525 355 121 49
193 Waiter, there are 1,237 flies in my soup. 1.4170 0.02981 506 350 103 53
194 This “Farm to Table” thing has gone a bit too far. Don’t you think? 1.4168 0.02768 523 346 136 41
195 I can see why the Farm to Table trend is so popular. 1.4168 0.03128 523 375 78 70
196 I should of worn my hair back. 1.4150 0.02845 506 338 126 42
197 When you said you ate like a pig the last time you were here - you weren't kidding. 1.4140 0.02718 500 332 132 36
198 On the menu it says you're going to call, "'Hooooeeeeeee hooooeeeeee', rising to a falsetto squeal at the end." Would that be now? 1.4125 0.03225 497 360 69 68
199 I guess there's no avoiding making a pig of myself. 1.4124 0.02894 502 342 114 45
200 It just hasn’t been the same since they lost their Michelin star. 1.4106 0.02942 492 335 112 45
201 I can think of a few discouraging words right now. 1.4095 0.02967 486 332 109 45
202 Try not to make pigs of yourselves. 1.4091 0.02858 484 323 123 37
203 When the review said you will eat like a pig at this restaurant, I didn't think it was literal. 1.4084 0.02971 475 323 110 42
204 Maybe you shouldn't have ordered the "Trump Special ",,, ? 1.4081 0.03151 468 329 87 52
205 This isn't what I had in mind when I heard "farm to table." 1.4076 0.02834 471 311 128 32
206 And is this from a local trough? 1.4072 0.02998 469 320 107 42
207 They say it's the latest in farm-to-table. 1.4072 0.02921 469 315 117 37
208 Colorful for Dinner 1.4072 0.03410 469 349 49 71
209 Dig in, folks, before the flies get here. 1.4069 0.03295 435 308 77 50
210 This whole "farm to table" trend has gone a step too far. 1.4060 0.02993 463 315 108 40
211 On second thought, I would like to see a menu. 1.4056 0.03034 461 316 103 42
212 Excuse me, there’s lipstick on this trough 1.4049 0.03197 447 313 85 48
213 I've just realized—it's been years since we had our gutters cleaned. 1.4047 0.03075 425 287 104 34
214 Well, this explains the lack of utensils. 1.4035 0.02992 456 310 108 38
215 Think we're going to need the doggie-barrow. 1.4035 0.03342 456 333 62 61
216 Keto diet looking better to you about now? 1.4035 0.03008 456 311 106 39
217 Did the waiter say "truffle" or "trough full"? 1.4031 0.03008 449 305 107 37
218 They said it was the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in town. 1.4031 0.02877 454 307 114 33
219 I'm not having sex with you tonight 1.4031 0.03097 454 315 95 44
220 It's fun to order something that I don't make at home. 1.4027 0.02928 452 303 116 33
221 And who did you say gave us the gift card for this place? 1.4027 0.03043 452 310 102 40
222 At other places you’re just paying for presentation 1.4018 0.02985 443 299 110 34
223 Oh, here's where they drained the swamp. 1.4018 0.03094 448 310 96 42
224 This is the food your food eats...no 'middle man'. 1.4013 0.03087 446 308 97 41
225 We should have gone to McDonald's instead of Old McDonald's 1.4009 0.03072 439 306 92 41
226 They do the best Table to Farm in the city. 1.4009 0.03395 449 331 56 62
227 The food here is great but I always feel like such a pig. 1.4005 0.03139 442 307 91 43
228 So you really meant we were gonna be stuffed like pigs 1.4004 0.03286 447 322 71 54
229 I still don't get the Farm to Table appeal. 1.4004 0.03256 447 320 75 52
230 There's a small side salad, too, right? 1.4004 0.03073 452 313 97 41
231 Now THAT'S a wine reduction. 1.4000 0.03132 445 321 75 49
232 Honey, look. Linen tablecloths. 1.3995 0.03101 443 307 95 41
233 I hope he washed his hands. 1.3986 0.03104 439 304 95 40
234 You didn't look at the reviews, did you? 1.3981 0.03148 417 287 94 36
235 They really take the 'farm-to-table' seriously here. 1.3977 0.02936 430 287 115 28
236 I can see why this was rated “Most Authentic Farm to Table” of the year. 1.3977 0.03062 430 294 101 35
237 Now don’t dive in right away, he’s going to do a flambé. 1.3977 0.03027 430 292 105 33
238 Are you sure this is the jumbo chocolate pudding we ordered? 1.3957 0.03396 422 307 63 52
239 We could've stayed home for this. 1.3957 0.03010 422 285 107 30
240 Are there free refills? 1.3957 0.03109 417 286 97 34
241 I didn't know your mother would be joining us. 1.3952 0.03374 420 306 63 50
242 Leave the bucket please. 1.3952 0.02864 420 286 105 27
243 I didn't realize that it was served cold. 1.3952 0.03112 420 289 96 35
244 I believe we ordered the steak with TRUFFLE sauce... 1.3946 0.03483 408 299 57 52
245 I thought you said the food was swell. 1.3942 0.03259 416 294 80 42
246 This explains the three-star rating from Farmers Almanac. 1.3937 0.03161 414 287 91 35
247 Who ordered this slop? 1.3932 0.03153 412 285 92 35
248 Would it be possible to turn the music down? 1.3932 0.03227 412 289 84 39
249 Now don’t be a pig, Harry. 1.3932 0.02899 412 282 102 28
250 I told you this place was farm to table. 1.3927 0.02803 410 266 127 17
251 Jeez, this farm to table stuff is getting out of hand 1.3927 0.03452 410 300 59 51
252 In hindsight, this is more of a second date restaurant. 1.3927 0.02803 410 278 108 24
253 I told you swill was not a kind of fish! 1.3922 0.03193 408 284 88 36
254 Of course it’s organic! 1.3911 0.03037 404 273 104 27
255 Please pass the salt lick. 1.3905 0.03187 402 279 89 34
256 When they said "Farm to Table",they really meant it! 1.3893 0.03562 393 291 51 51
257 Next time you have a coupon, let’s just eat that instead. 1.3889 0.03298 396 280 78 38
258 We should bring your family here sometime. 1.3889 0.03199 396 275 88 33
259 Excuse me, we ordered the wine special not the swine special. 1.3883 0.03329 394 280 75 39
260 God, I hate Brooklyn. 1.3882 0.03239 389 271 85 33
261 Well, their website menu did say,‘Farm to Table’. 1.3878 0.03181 392 271 90 31
262 Well, they did say it was country style. 1.3878 0.02990 392 262 108 22
263 We must insist on paper straws. 1.3872 0.03150 390 268 93 29
264 Authenticity doesn’t equal appetizing. 1.3872 0.03488 390 285 59 46
265 We never eat like this at home. 1.3872 0.03044 390 263 103 24
266 I didn't think they would take "Farm to Table" so literally. 1.3872 0.03525 390 287 55 48
267 Well, the sign does say, “Eat like a pig.” 1.3866 0.03140 388 266 94 28
268 Every time we're here, we eat like pigs. 1.3860 0.03150 386 265 93 28
269 This is their culture dear, let's try to be respectful. 1.3860 0.03255 386 270 83 33
270 Well, that does it - this farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.3860 0.03129 386 264 95 27
271 I can’t believe I’m saying this but your mother’s casserole sounds good right about now. 1.3860 0.03193 386 267 89 30
272 It's highly recommended by our Senators" 1.3860 0.03397 386 277 69 40
273 Should we have asked for separate troughs? 1.3860 0.03255 386 270 83 33
274 Finally, authentic farm to table 1.3860 0.03129 386 264 95 27
275 That rat is high off his medication 1.3854 0.03696 384 291 38 55
276 On second thought, I would like to hear about the specials." 1.3848 0.03106 382 260 97 25
277 Cowboy fondue 1.3836 0.03150 378 259 93 26
278 They forgot to take out the bay leaf. 1.3836 0.03150 378 264 85 29
279 Finally a chance to properly use the word ‘literally.’ 1.3830 0.03475 342 241 71 30
280 I'm stuck in a 'Groundhog Day' scenario, doomed to relive this moment as an endless series of variations on the same obvious joke. So let's get this over with: 'I've heard of farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous!' 1.3830 0.03542 376 276 56 44
281 Where do I see us in five years? I know where I can see ME in five minutes. 1.3829 0.03418 350 246 74 30
282 You need to work on your French. 1.3827 0.03389 371 264 72 35
283 At least we don't have to worry about using the wrong fork. 1.3826 0.03187 379 262 89 28
284 Can I get the dressing on the side, please? 1.3820 0.03285 377 265 80 32
285 Wow! This really is a farm animal food to table restaurant 1.3815 0.03727 367 277 40 50
286 Now *this* is farm-to-table. 1.3815 0.03258 367 255 84 28
287 Now I get why there is no silverware. 1.3813 0.03466 375 272 63 40
288 OK, OK... We will order bottled water. 1.3811 0.03415 370 265 69 36
289 It’s locally-sourced, carbon-neutral, gluten-free, paleo, vegan gastronomy … let’s just TRY and enjoy ourselves for once, shall we? 1.3806 0.03301 360 251 81 28
290 This dish earned us our Michelin Lone Star. 1.3804 0.03159 368 252 92 24
291 Where, exactly, did you point when you said, 'we'll have what they're having'? 1.3804 0.03428 368 264 68 36
292 But it's vegan, right? 1.3798 0.03193 366 252 89 25
293 I regret going vegan. 1.3798 0.03308 366 257 79 30
294 Do you think he'll be offended if I ask for a large ketchup? 1.3798 0.03375 366 260 73 33
295 trump is an autocratic fascist scumbag who seriously deserves to be impeached. 1.3796 0.03668 353 261 50 42
296 No antibiotics, no hormones, no preservatives! Just pure slop. 1.3795 0.03386 361 256 73 32
297 « There better be a ring at the bottom of that trough! » 1.3775 0.03448 355 254 68 33
298 When I said farm to table, I had something else in mind... 1.3775 0.03234 355 245 86 24
299 I'm sure glad we skipped the appetizer. 1.3775 0.03331 355 249 78 28
300 I think they've taken this farm to table thing too far... 1.3764 0.03299 356 249 80 27
301 You're the first guests to order seconds. Chef says this one's on the house. 1.3746 0.03742 323 237 51 35
302 I said I'd take you to the restaurant where the Senators and Congressmen eat." 1.3739 0.03412 353 252 70 31
303 Is this the goop Gwyneth Paltrow's eating? 1.3739 0.03528 353 257 60 36
304 I totally ordered the wrong wine. 1.3739 0.03577 337 244 60 33
305 Actually I'd prefer sparkling. 1.3728 0.03362 346 244 75 27
306 Aren't you glad we ordered the half portion? 1.3718 0.03403 347 247 71 29
307 Because it had four and half stars on Yelp, that's why! 1.3706 0.03526 340 246 62 32
308 You folks need them utensils? 1.3706 0.03477 340 244 66 30
309 Can we agree that it's time to cross off themed restaurants from our bucket list? 1.3706 0.03244 340 235 84 21
310 We're going to need a lot of naan. 1.3698 0.03465 338 242 67 29
311 We should have stopped him after the first bucket. 1.3698 0.03336 338 237 77 24
312 I wish I'd worn my hair up! 1.3698 0.03465 338 242 67 29
313 After the past three years we finally realized Americans will swallow anything. 1.3689 0.03618 328 238 57 32
314 It's a pity your parents aren't here. 1.3686 0.03752 312 229 51 32
315 This farm to table thing is getting way out of hand. 1.3680 0.03314 337 236 78 23
316 I think this place has just a little bit too much atmosphere for me. 1.3675 0.03279 332 233 77 22
317 I had a different vision of what you meant by Sloppy Joe. 1.3672 0.03380 335 237 73 25
318 You're right. They really DO drown the salad in Ranch dressing here. 1.3672 0.03585 335 245 57 33
319 We're splitting the order, so could you put it into two troughs? 1.3667 0.03221 330 232 77 21
320 You just need to be extra careful when he adds the flambe. 1.3667 0.03415 330 234 71 25
321 Save some room for dessert. I hear the mud pie's amazing. 1.3667 0.03442 330 235 69 26
322 Ah, so this is farm-to-table. 1.3662 0.03691 325 240 51 34
323 You're going to love this shit 1.3662 0.03817 325 245 41 39
324 I think the "Farm to Table" movement is getting a little too realistic. 1.3662 0.03506 325 233 65 27
325 I guess we could have shared the bowl, but the trough was only a dollar more. 1.3658 0.03575 298 211 65 22
326 Don’t worry honey, the menu specifically says that it’s gluten free. 1.3653 0.03236 323 222 84 17
327 But we had slop last night! 1.3653 0.03409 323 228 72 23
328 I told you you were over dressed! 1.3653 0.03381 323 227 74 22
329 Don’t even taste it until he puts the croutons in 1.3653 0.03352 323 231 68 24
330 It's the latest thing; "Stable to table". 1.3653 0.03493 323 231 66 26
331 I hope you don’t mind me asking, but is this your first rodeo? 1.3650 0.03497 326 234 65 27
332 I miss the old chef. 1.3645 0.03537 310 221 65 24
333 Is this gluten free? 1.3645 0.03451 321 228 69 24
334 This place must have changed hands. 1.3645 0.03423 321 227 71 23
335 A metal bucket! Are you sure we can afford this place? 1.3645 0.03507 321 232 62 27
336 This is going to need to breathe. 1.3634 0.03328 322 225 77 20
337 Forgive me if I don't squeal with excitement. 1.3634 0.03414 322 228 71 23
338 I don't think I've got the stomachs for this. 1.3631 0.03755 314 233 48 33
339 I just remembered, I left the iron and the gas stove on at home. 1.3628 0.03422 317 223 71 22
340 Partners, here we have our finest, unfiltered, 100% organic, farm-to-table swill. The subtle insouciance of the local terroir lends a certain “je ne sai quois” to the bouquet, as I’m sure you’ll appreciate. And yes, it IS gluten-free. Enjoy! 1.3627 0.03692 295 213 57 25
341 I have no idea why they call it Chop Sooey Sooey. 1.3621 0.03638 301 217 59 25
342 Would it be gauche to ask for some ketchup? 1.3619 0.03346 315 220 75 19
343 I thought Sty was a peculiar name for a restaurant. 1.3619 0.03523 315 226 64 25
344 This used to mean something completely different when I first came to Washington, D.C. 1.3619 0.03376 315 221 74 20
345 This feels more like a second date type of meal. 1.3613 0.03382 310 217 74 19
346 My only issue is it doesn't Instagram well. 1.3613 0.03503 310 221 66 23
347 They've put us at a MAGA table! 1.3608 0.03942 291 218 41 32
348 What kind of slop is this? 1.3592 0.03878 309 234 39 36
349 Remember how we used to eat animals instead of eat like them? 1.3590 0.03425 312 226 62 24
350 I feel like we’re a bit overdressed. 1.3581 0.03528 310 223 63 24
351 Start when the bell rings 1.3576 0.03516 288 203 67 18
352 I wish we had that giant piece of bread from last week’s contest. 1.3571 0.03602 308 224 58 26
353 Maybe the house wine isn't such a good idea after all. 1.3571 0.03422 308 218 70 20
354 Is it rude to slurp? 1.3564 0.03644 303 221 56 26
355 You get a healthy pour here. 1.3564 0.03522 303 217 64 22
356 Next time I order. 1.3564 0.03522 303 216 63 22
357 I thought the restaurant critic was exaggerating when she wrote that their food was slop. 1.3555 0.03630 301 219 57 25
358 Are you sure this is the tasting menu? 1.3553 0.03634 304 222 56 26
359 I'm starting to think that this farm to table trend is overrated. 1.3547 0.03447 296 209 69 18
360 I guess we could have brought the kids after all. 1.3545 0.03504 299 221 53 25
361 So far, I'm not crazy about the presentation. 1.3545 0.03357 299 209 74 16
362 This must be the stable to table course 1.3540 0.03652 291 211 57 23
363 No it's fine, I'll just pick out the olives. 1.3535 0.03503 297 212 65 20
364 And now we are betroughed. 1.3535 0.03470 297 211 67 19
365 I thought "pig out" was just a euphemism. 1.3535 0.03470 297 211 67 19
366 This is going to be grueling. 1.3535 0.03503 297 211 64 20
367 Sorry, I think this must be for the table with the emotional service pig. 1.3533 0.03666 300 220 54 26
368 I hear it will make our coats nice and shiny. 1.3531 0.03629 286 205 59 21
369 Wait, does this have peanuts in it? 1.3521 0.03541 284 202 64 18
370 We are a stricter branch of the seed-to-table movement. 1.3517 0.04000 290 222 34 34
371 I thought you pledged me your TROTH! 1.3515 0.03695 293 215 53 25
372 The good news is it's local. 1.3507 0.03199 288 204 70 14
373 My compliments to the sooie chef. 1.3504 0.04019 254 188 43 23
374 I think I may cry wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home. 1.3502 0.03913 277 207 43 27
375 It sounded better in French. 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
376 This is the last time we order the Wall Street special. 1.3488 0.03803 281 208 48 25
377 Wait. We ordered the chunky. 1.3486 0.03674 284 207 55 22
378 Looks like we’re not in Manhattan anymore. 1.3486 0.03536 284 203 62 18
379 I assumed "family style" meant human family. 1.3486 0.03429 284 204 61 18
380 My name is Sloppy Joe and I'll be your server tonight. 1.3475 0.03725 282 207 52 23
381 I'm sorry, but we ordered the half-trough. 1.3474 0.03455 285 202 67 16
382 What course is this? 1.3474 0.03473 285 205 62 18
383 This doesn’t seem kosher. 1.3466 0.03666 277 201 56 20
384 In my view, farm to table is overrated. 1.3466 0.04007 277 211 36 30
385 Lenora said when she came here she ate like a pig! 1.3459 0.03989 266 200 40 26
386 I thought we ordered vanilla. 1.3456 0.03747 272 199 52 21
387 I see you are going to make a pig of yourself again. 1.3456 0.03524 272 193 64 15
388 I guess I'll have what you're having. 1.3456 0.03325 272 195 63 14
389 Farm to table looks like this? I thought it means like garden to table, not leftover swine feed to table. 1.3456 0.04159 272 211 28 33
390 I think the service here has improved. 1.3455 0.03893 275 206 43 26
391 Yeah, a medium trough would have been plenty. 1.3455 0.03421 275 193 69 13
392 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to ‘pig out’ 1.3453 0.03794 278 206 48 24
393 OK Mr. fine dining. What wine goes with this? 1.3453 0.03546 278 199 62 17
394 It's pronounced the same way in French. 1.3446 0.03720 267 194 54 19
395 We shouldn't have tried to order in French. 1.3444 0.03616 270 194 59 17
396 Now Harold, try not to make a pig of yourself! 1.3444 0.03539 270 192 63 15
397 Next time I'll order for us. 1.3444 0.03500 270 191 65 14
398 It definitely smells like it's farm-to-table. 1.3442 0.03671 276 201 55 20
399 Try not to make a pig of yourself. 1.3442 0.03487 276 201 57 18
400 Swine tasting? I thought you said "wine tasting." 1.3441 0.03714 279 205 52 22
401 You and your farm-to-table thing ... I thought you said the first course would be SWELL 1.3434 0.03582 265 189 61 15
402 I think I just became too old to try new things. 1.3434 0.03542 265 190 60 15
403 'No, no: it's farm-on-table." 1.3433 0.03746 268 196 50 20
404 These cross cultural eating tours are getting a little extreme for me, how 'bout you? 1.3433 0.04136 268 207 30 31
405 The Times called it the new kale. 1.3430 0.03439 277 196 67 14
406 It's more expensive by the glass. 1.3423 0.03902 260 192 45 22
407 This kind of explains why the maitre de looked in my mouth and slapped my ass." 1.3421 0.03948 266 200 41 25
408 I knew we shouldn’t have ordered the Trump Special. 1.3421 0.03984 266 201 39 26
409 Domestic wine pairing, I reckon? 1.3421 0.03802 266 196 49 21
410 This new "snout to tail" restaurant theme is getting ridiculous. 1.3421 0.04158 266 206 29 31
411 This isn't what I pictured when they said "Farm to Table" 1.3420 0.03621 269 194 58 17
412 I don't want to be vegan anymore. 1.3420 0.03697 269 196 54 19
413 We ordered truffles, not a trough-full! 1.3414 0.03943 249 184 45 20
414 Now I wish I hadn't filled up on hay. 1.3410 0.03851 261 193 47 21
415 If this is their ranch, I’d like to see their thousand island. 1.3410 0.03735 261 190 53 18
416 Dear, is this gluten-free slop? 1.3410 0.04001 261 197 39 25
417 You’ll note a mature nose displaying a piquant array of earth, smoked game and a touch of leather moving gracefully into a palate laced with hints of oyster shell and a beguiling touch of forest floor before culminating in a mouth-coating finish. 1.3409 0.03895 264 197 44 23
418 They updated the decor, but it's the same old swill. 1.3409 0.03526 264 195 51 18
419 On second thought, we'll take some bread. 1.3409 0.03485 264 189 61 14
420 This is so much better than their drive-up window. 1.3409 0.03666 264 191 56 17
421 Times like these I wish your mother were here. 1.3408 0.03899 267 200 43 24
422 I read the chef went to the best culinary school in Iowa. 1.3408 0.03752 267 195 51 20
423 Following our seasonal slop of the day you'll be served baled meadow grasses paired with a salt lick." 1.3398 0.03783 256 187 51 18
424 Sure, it's slop. But it's locally sourced slop. 1.3398 0.03618 256 183 59 14
425 Once the plants grow, it's the freshest salad in town. 1.3397 0.03521 262 186 63 13
426 “I said Sloppy Joe’s not slop with Joe.” 1.3396 0.03732 265 194 52 19
427 Honestly Dave, next time I pick the restaurant. 1.3396 0.03615 265 191 58 16
428 Dammit, I filled up on bread again. 1.3396 0.03770 265 195 50 20
429 This is the George Orwell? 1.3396 0.03732 265 194 52 19
430 This is not what I thought farm-to-table dining meant. 1.3396 0.03615 265 191 58 16
431 You are certain this is gluten free? 1.3386 0.03634 254 182 58 14
432 Does this contain nuts? 1.3385 0.03858 260 193 46 21
433 There you go,folks, if you finish it's free... now excuse me one second I'll go fetch your chopsticks 1.3385 0.03972 260 196 40 24
434 Just double checking this is the gluten free slop? 1.3385 0.03780 260 191 50 19
435 No, this is barn to table 1.3385 0.03619 260 187 58 15
436 This isn't the meal we ordered. It's the meal we deserve. 1.3385 0.03858 260 193 46 21
437 I’m thrilled we were assigned to cover the Iowa Caucus. 1.3385 0.03760 260 198 39 23
438 I'll start from the left. 1.3385 0.03578 260 186 60 14
439 This rustic, back to nature foodie concept is getting a little carried away 1.3385 0.04154 260 201 30 29
440 John, Where are your manners? Take you’re hands off the table. 1.3385 0.03780 260 191 50 19
441 Gone appetit. 1.3384 0.03864 263 196 45 22
442 I said I was so hungry I could eat a horse. Not like a horse. 1.3383 0.03524 266 190 62 14
443 Yes, I asked for a side of ranch, but this is ridiculous! 1.3383 0.03720 266 195 52 19
444 Now I see why getting this to go would have been problematic. 1.3383 0.03604 266 194 55 17
445 Farm-to-table sounds so much more appetizing than it looks 1.3383 0.03604 266 192 58 16
446 To be fair, the commercial did say farm-to-table. 1.3383 0.03564 266 191 60 15
447 Nothing fancy but most folks around here find it real filling. 1.3373 0.03623 255 183 58 14
448 That's yours. Mine is on the rocks with a lemon twist. 1.3372 0.03758 258 189 51 18
449 You think this side of BBQ sauce is huge, wait 'til you see the entree. 1.3372 0.03718 258 188 53 17
450 It is a lot, but it's so much more expensive by the glass. 1.3372 0.03677 258 187 55 16
451 It's not exactly what I thought they meant by "farm to table". 1.3372 0.03718 258 188 53 17
452 I thought it said "This place is just swell" 1.3372 0.03677 258 187 55 16
453 That looks swill! 1.3372 0.03921 261 196 42 23
454 Tell me when. 1.3372 0.03608 261 188 58 15
455 Is this free-range? 1.3372 0.03728 261 191 52 18
456 There’d better be a ring in there. 1.3372 0.03921 261 198 39 24
457 Madame, Monsieur: Sooey! 1.3372 0.03807 261 193 48 20
458 I would like a menu after all. 1.3360 0.03798 250 183 50 17
459 Let’s just finish this and agree to never, ever talk about it. 1.3360 0.03734 250 184 49 17
460 We said "sloppy joe" not "slop by Joe." 1.3360 0.03849 253 187 47 19
461 Well, we did want “Farm to Table”... 1.3360 0.03725 253 184 53 16
462 I think it’s safe to say this will be the last time I’m going on a Groupon date with you. 1.3360 0.03766 253 185 51 17
463 Oh, dear. I forgot my scrunchie. 1.3359 0.03392 256 179 68 9
464 This isn't what I had in mind when they said it's where all the top politicians eat in Washington 1.3359 0.03936 256 192 42 22
465 Please leave a little room for the whipped cream. 1.3359 0.03825 259 192 47 20
466 Not the 'farm to table' that I had in mind. 1.3359 0.03583 259 181 55 12
467 Calling this place "Sooey" should have been our first clue. 1.3359 0.03746 259 183 50 17
468 Is it just me, or does this look a lot like the last course? 1.3359 0.03825 259 187 46 17
469 Just like mom used to make. But then, mom was insane. 1.3359 0.03624 259 197 41 21
470 Like they say, the rest is just gravy. 1.3359 0.03677 262 191 54 17
471 It must be GOP smorgasbord night again! 1.3348 0.04247 227 172 34 21
472 I'm thinking you sent your meal back to the chef once too often. 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
473 I really should have taken French in high school. 1.3347 0.03715 236 169 55 12
474 Dear, are you sure he said truffle and not trough full? 1.3347 0.03816 248 182 49 17
475 We ordered the truffle, not the trough full. 1.3347 0.03859 248 183 47 18
476 Wait”ll you see the dessert tray, Babe. 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
477 When he called us capitalist pigs I didn't think he meant it literally. 1.3347 0.03785 251 184 50 17
478 How many times did you say you shot it? 1.3346 0.04034 254 193 37 24
479 I can't wait to roll around in the mud with you after we eat. 1.3346 0.03876 254 189 45 20
480 What wine do you recommend? 1.3346 0.03578 257 187 55 15
481 YELP gives the place five stars for authenticity. 1.3346 0.03641 257 186 56 15
482 Actually just water would be fine. 1.3333 0.03717 249 181 53 15
483 Careful, folks, that trough is still hot 1.3333 0.03936 237 175 45 17
484 The food here is great, but the bathroom is a pigsty. 1.3333 0.03700 255 186 53 16
485 Can we get a table farther from the farm? 1.3333 0.03814 252 186 48 18
486 Heck, we consider the cattle as climate warming, wasteful middlemen 1.3333 0.03803 249 183 49 17
487 Save room for our special salt lick dessert 1.3333 0.04011 249 188 39 22
488 What type of wine goes best with slop? 1.3333 0.04208 249 193 29 27
489 So our farm-to-table salad will be ready in 6-8 weeks? 1.3333 0.03717 249 181 53 15
490 Farm-to-Table Happy Hour 1.3333 0.03814 252 186 48 18
491 Well, the portions are nice. 1.3320 0.03705 250 182 53 15
492 I could make this at home. 1.3320 0.03748 250 183 51 16
493 Could we get another basket of bread? 1.3320 0.03527 250 178 61 11
494 Tell me that's not organic. 1.3320 0.03949 247 185 42 20
495 Excuse me. I ordered the large trough. 1.3320 0.03991 247 186 40 21
496 Make America great again. 1.3320 0.04192 247 191 30 26
497 It's called "barn to table." 1.3320 0.03822 247 182 48 17
498 And this is just the amuse bouche 1.3320 0.03601 247 179 55 13
499 And what are you going to have? 1.3320 0.03855 244 180 47 17
500 Excuse me, we ordered the truffles, not the trough full. 1.3320 0.03888 241 178 46 17
501 Seasonal, locally sourced, plant based. It checks all the boxes, hon. 1.3320 0.03752 241 175 52 14
502 It’s actually pronounced “slope’ “. 1.3319 0.03957 235 174 44 17
503 He dies, if he looks at me and yells "sooey!" 1.3306 0.03894 248 185 44 19
504 Well, you asked for a "farm to table" restaurant. 1.3306 0.03678 248 180 54 14
505 We should do farm to table restaurants more often. 1.3306 0.04216 248 193 28 27
506 Honey, next time ask what the special is before you order it. 1.3306 0.03634 248 178 56 12
507 I thought a pu pu platter was a Chinese dish. 1.3306 0.03766 248 182 50 16
508 That's just the dressing. Wait 'til you see the salad! 1.3306 0.03936 248 186 42 20
509 Finally, a meal that looks just like the picture in the menu! 1.3306 0.03723 248 181 52 15
510 Don’t you think “farm-to-table” has gotten a bit out of hand? 1.3305 0.03677 239 172 55 12
511 Will there be anything else? 1.3292 0.03491 243 170 62 9
512 On second thought, I will take that straw. 1.3292 0.03726 243 177 52 14
513 Should there be bread on the side. 1.3292 0.04026 240 181 39 20
514 And don't think I'm going to share. You should have ordered one for yourself. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
515 I don’t remember ordering the president’s defense. 1.3292 0.04196 240 185 31 24
516 Not what I had in mind for "Farm to Table!" 1.3292 0.03518 240 170 61 9
517 I thought you said 'Stop for dinner,' not slop for dinner. 1.3279 0.03759 244 179 50 15
518 Well, you can't complain about the portion size. 1.3279 0.03575 244 175 58 11
519 I don't think we'll make the movie after all. 1.3279 0.03977 244 184 40 20
520 You’re sure it’s free range? 1.3278 0.03603 241 173 57 11
521 I’m just happy there’s no chunks. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
522 Farm to table; the early days. 1.3277 0.03915 238 177 44 17
523 T o my betroughed. 1.3277 0.03729 238 173 52 13
524 Cookie's gonna bring ya towels and tinware. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
525 Darling, may I ask what we are celebrating? 1.3277 0.03869 238 176 46 16
526 On second thought, can we get bottled? 1.3277 0.03761 235 171 51 13
527 Are you sure this is the Kool-Aid? 1.3277 0.04468 235 187 19 29
528 That reminds me, I 'm dumping you. 1.3276 0.04123 232 176 36 20
529 I switched our diet from Paleo to EIEIO. 1.3275 0.04162 229 174 35 20
530 The kids would love this place. 1.3264 0.03855 239 177 46 16
531 This whole ‘Farm to Table’ thing is getting out of hand. 1.3264 0.03855 239 176 46 16
532 This is Daddy's own recipe. 1.3263 0.03889 236 175 45 16
533 You could have just told me you did not want to out with me anymore. 1.3263 0.03842 236 176 44 16
534 When you told me they were farm-to-table, this isn't what I imagined. 1.3263 0.03498 236 167 61 8
535 Oh, I didn't know this would have corn in it. 1.3263 0.03550 236 178 43 15
536 Well, the website did say farm-to-table. 1.3249 0.03829 237 175 47 15
537 Does it come with a salad? 1.3249 0.03875 237 176 45 16
538 Appears to be Pail-E-I-O rather than Paleo. 1.3248 0.04002 234 176 40 18
539 At least we're not using paper straws. 1.3248 0.03862 234 173 46 15
540 So is this part of your pail-eo diet? 1.3248 0.04002 234 176 40 18
541 Is it rude to ask for a spoon? 1.3234 0.03848 235 174 46 15
542 Do you ever miss the days when there were a few stops between farm and table? 1.3234 0.03527 235 178 43 14
543 Yes, it's 100% locally sourced! 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
544 And you are sure that this is gluten-free? 1.3234 0.03848 235 168 42 14
545 Is this slop non-GMO? 1.3234 0.03895 235 175 44 16
546 “Sure it smells bad, Harold, but Gwenyth Paltrow says eating horse shit boosts your immune system.” 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
547 Excuse me - we ordered the soup not the slop! 1.3234 0.04033 235 178 38 19
548 Don't worry, Bessie will be right out with your drinks. 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
549 I didn’t realize farm to table would be so... direct. 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
550 Farmer to table looked a lot more romantic on the menu. 1.3233 0.03882 232 172 45 15
551 So this is the Lobbyist Lunch special? 1.3230 0.03952 226 168 43 15
552 Yes ma'am - as a matter of fact, fond de tasse is French for "slop". 1.3227 0.04077 220 165 39 16
553 .. and what wine would you recommend? 1.3219 0.03771 233 171 49 13
554 Guess you were serious about the best perk of dating a politician would be feeding at the trough. 1.3217 0.04138 230 176 34 20
555 I just remembered. We're going to your mother's for lunch on Sunday. 1.3217 0.04092 230 175 36 19
556 What a long, hard day of being a Republican Congressperson. Oh good, our big trough full of Trump's hot steaming shit is here. 1.3217 0.04274 230 179 28 23
557 I told you not to order the sheep dip 1.3217 0.04092 230 175 36 19
558 Remind me why we "dress" for dinner in your family? 1.3216 0.04035 227 171 39 17
559 If they deliver a side of fresh hay, I’m giving them at least four stars. 1.3214 0.04073 224 169 38 17
560 Do you even work here ? 1.3214 0.04073 224 169 38 17
561 I think “Farm to Table” has run its course. 1.3203 0.03789 231 170 48 13
562 No, I said a TRUFFLE. 1.3203 0.04168 231 178 32 21
563 We have a nice Cabernet that pairs well with this. 1.3203 0.03585 231 166 56 9
564 And you said I couldn't finish the first one on my own. 1.3203 0.03936 231 173 42 16
565 Here's the gravy. Meat's comin'. You guys want silverware? 1.3202 0.04253 228 177 29 22
566 I didn't know farm-to-table could be so... authentic... 1.3202 0.04208 228 176 31 21
567 When you said this was a farm to table restaurant, you weren't kidding! 1.3202 0.03772 228 167 48 12
568 The food is awful, but you can’t complain about the portions! 1.3202 0.03971 228 171 41 16
569 I'm sure that it's organic, but is it vegan? 1.3202 0.03772 228 167 49 12
570 I hate Los Angeles. 1.3202 0.04020 228 172 39 17
571 I think we should have asked for the 1/2 carafe. 1.3202 0.03823 228 168 47 13
572 May I have chopsticks please. 1.3202 0.04161 228 175 33 20
573 You tip the waiter, I’ll tip the cow. 1.3200 0.04154 225 172 34 19
574 It's quite the thing now, this farm to table. 1.3200 0.03857 225 165 46 13
575 Well, honey, you didn't have to tell him you were a lobbyist. 1.3200 0.04106 225 171 36 18
576 We ordered the swill with croutons. 1.3200 0.04295 225 175 28 22
577 The review did say the chef has won three Blue Ribbons. 1.3200 0.03908 225 167 44 14
578 Hmmm,... I thought Zagat wrote: authentic ole western "stop". 1.3200 0.04057 225 170 38 17
579 This restaurant gets excellent reviews on Open Stable. 1.3200 0.03805 225 165 48 12
580 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for the vegan option. 1.3200 0.03420 225 158 62 5
581 Could we trouble you for a couple of napkins? 1.3190 0.03726 232 170 50 12
582 Do you work here? 1.3188 0.04079 207 154 40 13
583 Do you still provide straws? 1.3186 0.04090 226 172 36 18
584 I'll pick the restaurant next time. 1.3186 0.03893 226 168 44 14
585 No bread? 1.3184 0.03662 223 161 53 9
586 I think this whole Farm to Table trend has gone too far. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
587 I would rather you forgot our anniversary. 1.3184 0.03928 223 166 43 14
588 Could you bring over some hay when you get a second? 1.3180 0.03838 217 159 47 11
589 ......AND, if you find a gold nugget your meal is free! 1.3174 0.03844 230 171 45 14
590 They say this new Beyond Meat slop tastes just like the real thing. 1.3170 0.04014 224 169 39 16
591 The complimentary hair tie is making a lot more sense. 1.3170 0.03703 224 163 51 10
592 Glad we didn’t do take out. 1.3167 0.03844 221 161 41 11
593 This does not bode well for the 'surf' portion of the meal. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
594 The trough? Actually, we ordered strogonoff. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
595 The best part is the free refills. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
596 Same old slop again. 1.3167 0.03735 221 161 50 10
597 May I have an extra napkin? 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
598 But it's all certified free-trade organic, nothing like the kind of slop they serve across town. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
599 I think I’m over farm to table. 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
600 You can keep any gold you find. 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
601 Yes, dear. 100% organic and NON-GMO. 1.3167 0.03844 221 162 46 12
602 They weren't joking when they said farm to table... 1.3167 0.03949 221 165 42 14
603 They certainly don't hold back on the presentation. 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
604 I'm sorry, I thought the "Sloppy Joe" was a sandwich. 1.3167 0.03623 221 159 54 8
605 It was the only locally-sourced, non-GMO, gluten-free option. 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
606 What did you expect from a place that accepts walk-ins on Valentine’s Day? 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
607 ‘I think this vegan conversion therapy might work.’ 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
608 Is this your first time at Farm-to-Table? 1.3167 0.03790 221 162 48 11
609 I think this is the last time I'm going to trust Calvin Trillin about anything 1.3167 0.04250 221 171 30 20
610 It sounded so nice in French 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
611 What do you think, darling? Pinot Noir or Chardonnay?” 1.3167 0.03949 221 165 42 14
612 Our house wine has discernible barnyard notes. 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
613 It needs a little umbrella. 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
614 When I said I could eat, like, a horse, I just meant I was hungry 1.3167 0.03790 221 162 48 11
615 At least, no chopsticks. 1.3167 0.03790 221 162 48 11
616 Ready to pig out? 1.3167 0.03897 221 163 44 13
617 The bouquet has notes of oak, tobacco, and leather. 1.3163 0.03914 215 159 44 12
618 Just like the Senate Republicans, he's feeding us a bunch of c#@p. 1.3158 0.04102 209 157 38 14
619 I wish this little piggie stayed home ! 1.3153 0.03666 222 161 52 9
620 May I please have a napkin? 1.3153 0.03721 222 162 50 10
621 If this is how they interpret farm-to-table, we might want to skip the molten lava cake... 1.3153 0.04036 222 165 36 16
622 Does our salad come in a bale? 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
623 Waiter, there's a hair in my slop. 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
624 You'd think for these prices the trough would be porcelain. 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
625 This explains that offal review. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
626 See? Stop calling me Babe, It confuses everyone. 1.3148 0.04114 216 164 36 16
627 I wonder if sushi and sooie sound alike to Alexa. 1.3148 0.04166 216 165 34 17
628 I hate being a Senator's wife. 1.3146 0.04259 213 164 31 18
629 I'm over the whole farm-to-table thing. 1.3139 0.04071 223 170 36 17
630 This happens every time we reserve as the Hoggs. 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
631 So THIS is what farm to table means 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
632 I didn’t realize it was going to be family style. 1.3136 0.03683 220 160 51 9
633 Y'know, when they said this place was rustic, I thought they meant gentrified rustic. 1.3136 0.04209 220 170 31 19
634 I think we should have ordered the cup, Harvey. 1.3134 0.03772 217 159 48 10
635 I think the farm to table trend may have gone too far. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
636 Actually, we ordered the salmon. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
637 I don’t think we’ll have room for dessert. 1.3131 0.04084 214 161 37 15
638 I think we're going to need a piggie bag. 1.3131 0.04030 214 161 39 14
639 Thanks. We don't need straws. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
640 I've heard of "Farm to Table," but this is ridiculous. 1.3131 0.03863 214 158 45 11
641 Is it too late to switch to the salad? 1.3131 0.03863 214 158 45 11
642 Well, you can't complain about the size of the portions.... 1.3131 0.03806 214 157 47 10
643 This is the last time we ask Mr. Ed for a recommendation. 1.3131 0.03975 214 160 41 13
644 It's 'Suzy', not "SUEE" 1.3122 0.04092 205 154 38 13
645 I wonder how many people are trying to turn this goop into a Gwyneth Paltrow cartoon. 1.3119 0.04332 218 171 26 21
646 Well, at least it’s gluten-free... 1.3116 0.03704 215 159 46 10
647 I'm starting to think we're taking this "Farm To Table" thing too far. 1.3116 0.03791 215 158 47 10
648 If you squeal with delight, I'm leaving. 1.3116 0.04067 215 162 37 15
649 Well, we did Want an authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.3113 0.03825 212 156 46 10
650 So you do think I eat like a pig. 1.3113 0.03676 212 164 36 12
651 And for dessert, our famous Texas Style Chocolate Pudding. 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
652 Looks like it’s time to pig out. 1.3113 0.03997 212 158 40 13
653 I understand it started when they did away with drinking straws. 1.3113 0.03646 212 156 44 10
654 I didn’t think this farmer bailout program would be so literal!... 1.3113 0.03940 212 158 42 12
655 Which administration did you say inspired this entre'e? 1.3103 0.04174 203 154 35 14
656 May we have some plates to share? 1.3099 0.04144 213 163 34 16
657 This really is farm to table! 1.3099 0.03692 213 155 50 8
658 Free refills until the cows come home. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
659 I'm torn between my values and asking for a straw. 1.3099 0.03868 213 158 44 11
660 This is the last time you taking me to dine in New Jersey. 1.3099 0.03981 213 165 32 16
661 Excuse me but this looks exactly like the first course. 1.3099 0.03868 213 158 44 11
662 Yes, it is locally-sourced. 1.3099 0.03810 213 157 46 10
663 I need a drink while the salad grows. 1.3099 0.03631 213 154 52 7
664 It’s Demi-Glacé de Veau. Calling it ‘slop’ only diminishes the elegance of the dining experience. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
665 'Like Pigs to the Trough'. This is so 1 percent, Henry - I love it. 1.3099 0.04250 213 165 30 18
666 I hate Brooklyn. 1.3095 0.04239 210 162 31 17
667 It's the latest in ethical dining: 'empathetic veganism'... 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
668 I thought you said you'd pledge your TROTH. 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
669 So instead of eating them we eat like them 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
670 I didn't expect veganism to be this hard. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
671 Is it locally sourced? 1.3073 0.03901 205 152 43 10
672 I kinda miss strapping on the old feed bag. 1.3073 0.03962 205 153 41 11
673 I heard this is the best new farm to table restaurant in town. 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
674 Darling, it's "I plight thee my troth"...TROTH. 1.3073 0.04196 205 157 33 15
675 No Hon, napkins would be inauthentic. 1.3073 0.04022 205 154 39 12
676 Is this slop free range? 1.3073 0.03962 205 153 41 11
677 So that's why this place is called swine and dine. 1.3073 0.03776 205 150 47 8
678 This place is fun because all five courses come in one 1.3073 0.03514 205 151 47 7
679 Delightful, Geoffrey, but we ordered flies with that. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
680 Is now a good time to tell you I've been fucking your cousin? 1.3069 0.04354 202 157 28 17
681 Do you do free refills? 1.3069 0.04000 202 151 40 11
682 I might officially be done with the whole farm-to-table thing. 1.3062 0.03849 209 155 44 10
683 I appreciate the effort to be accommodating, but I get the feeling you've never dated a vegan before. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
684 I’ll be back directly to lead you to more water. 1.3062 0.04024 209 158 38 13
685 What Instagram filter should we use for this? 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
686 Compliments of the pigs eating at the next table. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
687 Well, they said it was farm to table. 1.3062 0.04137 209 160 34 15
688 Tex-Mex hasn't been the same since they built the wall. 1.3062 0.04137 209 159 34 15
689 Next time, remind me to pick a restaurant whose chef isn't one of your exes. 1.3062 0.04301 209 163 28 18
690 They are really commited to farm-to-table. 1.3062 0.03602 209 151 52 6
691 Keep going... keep going... 1.3058 0.03885 206 153 43 10
692 This farm-to-table movement is out of control. 1.3058 0.04064 206 156 37 13
693 I should have asked what 'soup of the day' was before ordering. 1.3058 0.04064 206 156 37 13
694 Death by chocolate for two. 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
695 Is this the appetizer or the emetic? 1.3058 0.04179 206 158 33 15
696 I changed my mind. I'll start with the salad instead. 1.3058 0.04121 206 157 35 14
697 Your right. It looks as good as it smells. 1.3058 0.03945 206 154 41 11
698 Next time I’m ordering the shepherd’s pie. 1.3058 0.03945 206 154 41 11
699 Trump recommended this place. 1.3057 0.04616 193 153 21 19
700 You asked for the "Make America Great Again Special" and by God you're gettin' it! 1.3057 0.04616 193 153 21 19
701 If this is the size of their gravy boat, I don't want to know how big the steak is going to be. 1.3057 0.04314 193 148 31 14
702 Trigger would love this place. 1.3054 0.04104 203 154 36 13
703 So, is this your first time at OINK? 1.3054 0.03922 203 151 42 10
704 So much for portion control. 1.3054 0.03983 203 152 40 11
705 Is this vegan? I'm vegan. I don't think this is vegan. 1.3054 0.03922 203 150 42 10
706 I'm so over farm-to-table restaurants. 1.3054 0.03922 203 151 42 10
707 Hold on a sec when I'm done. Chad will be here with the fresh ground pepper. 1.3043 0.04104 207 158 35 14
708 Do you really expect me to eat this slop? 1.3041 0.03972 194 144 41 9
709 The horse out front eating escargot makes a lot more sense now. 1.3039 0.04027 204 154 38 12
710 I heard it was farm to table, but this is ridiculous. 1.3039 0.03780 204 150 46 8
711 The new ownership may be confused by pu pu platter. 1.3039 0.04145 204 156 34 14
712 OOOH, SWINE DINING. I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING ELSE. 1.3039 0.04027 204 154 38 12
713 I think farm-to-table might be over. 1.3039 0.03616 204 150 47 7
714 And this is just the appetizer. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
715 Their takeout comes in a feedbag. 1.3035 0.03749 201 149 44 8
716 Well the sign did say, "All you can eat"! 1.3035 0.04067 201 151 36 12
717 And you’re sure this is the only gluten-free thing on the menu? 1.3035 0.04246 201 155 31 15
718 Do we eat this or roll around in it? 1.3035 0.04067 201 152 37 12
719 I'd heard they lost their star. 1.3035 0.04067 201 152 37 12
720 Well... his campaign did promise to put farmers back to work. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
721 Yes, it's slop, but we are paying for the ambiance. 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
722 It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet, without the hard decisions. 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
723 You sure this is Keto? 1.3035 0.04067 201 152 37 12
724 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to go to a ‘zero waste’ restaurant. 1.3035 0.04419 201 158 25 18
725 Sorry, I thought you said "swine" dining. 1.3030 0.03981 198 148 40 10
726 Can I see your swine list? 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
727 This restaurant got five stars on FarmersOnly.com. 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
728 Utensils? No sir! Not round these parts. 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
729 Farm to table, huh? 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
730 It's a farm to table menu. 1.3024 0.03889 205 153 42 10
731 You said this restaurant was "farm to table, not stable" 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
732 I'll bet it looks the same on the way out. 1.3024 0.04185 205 158 32 15
733 I guess “Slop of the Day” wasn’t a typo. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
734 Told you we'd be in Hog Heaven! 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
735 This is taking "farm to table" a little too far! 1.3020 0.03926 202 151 41 10
736 It's a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3020 0.03733 202 148 47 7
737 You take "farm-to-table" very literally here. 1.3020 0.03926 202 151 41 10
738 I didn’t realize this was a “farm to table” restaurant. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
739 Looks more like farm to stable 1.3020 0.04169 202 155 33 14
740 Wait til you see the breadsticks! 1.3020 0.04049 202 153 37 12
741 It's farm to table 1.3015 0.04212 199 153 32 14
742 Looks like "Tex-Mess" wasn't a typo after all. 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
743 Man, this is like something out of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
744 When you said the name was the "Souee", I thought it was French. 1.3015 0.04152 199 152 34 13
745 It's not what it looks like. 1.3010 0.03802 196 144 45 7
746 This is not what I had in mind when you said farm-to-table. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
747 May I present Chef Trotter's amuse-bouche? 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
748 Do you think they could be taking this “farm to table” thing a bit too far? 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
749 See, there is a difference between farm-to-table and ranch-to-table. 1.3000 0.04253 200 155 30 15
750 Is this your first time at Hog Heaven? 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
751 Should we ask to see the swine list? 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
752 I wouldn't mind less farm and more table. 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
753 Anti-elite sentiment is quite strong down here. 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
754 If we finish it in under an hour we can keep the trough, right? 1.2995 0.03853 197 146 43 8
755 I warned you to not order in French. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
756 Perhaps we shouldn't have ordered the large salsa. 1.2995 0.04113 197 150 35 12
757 The farm-to-table daily special made it sound much more appealing 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
758 In Tulsa, they pay a fortune for this. 1.2995 0.03646 197 143 49 5
759 This place came highly recommended by Goop. 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
760 But we are not Republicans!! 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
761 I get the tablecloth but why the chandelier? 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
762 We didn’t order this 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
763 How often is heard a discouraging word? 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
764 They’re really committed to the Farm to Table concept here. 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
765 2 cheeseburgers as requested, vegan, non-plant based, gluten free, soy free, dairy free, protein free, carb free, fat free, sodium free, vitamin free. Bon appetite. 1.2990 0.04344 194 151 28 15
766 ‘It might need salt’ 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
767 Why the long face? 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
768 Could we get a long little doggie bag? 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
769 I think its about time we moo-ve out of farm country. 1.2984 0.04753 191 155 15 21
770 Let's skip dessert. 1.2980 0.03769 198 146 45 7
771 I can’t believe you brought me to this slop house. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
772 What do you think? Red or White? 1.2980 0.04032 198 150 37 11
773 Yes, Western civilization seems to be in decline. 1.2980 0.04219 198 153 31 14
774 No one does farm-to-table like Tröf. 1.2980 0.04095 198 151 35 12
775 Yep. Everyone says it ain't what they wuz expectin'. It's that chandelier I'm guessing'. 1.2980 0.04095 198 149 35 11
776 I knew we shouldn't have gone to a restaurant with a lone star. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
777 This was so much easier before they banned straws. 1.2980 0.03595 198 146 46 6
778 Well, you said you wanted farm-to-table. 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
779 You did say it was authentic farm to table. 1.2974 0.03804 195 144 44 7
780 Can you explain to me again how we are saving cows by eating their food? 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
781 Leave the bucket. Dim the light. 1.2974 0.04201 195 150 32 13
782 And you're sure it's gluten free? 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
783 Would you like to see the swine list? 1.2969 0.04180 192 147 33 12
784 According to the menu, it’s “a piquant blend of naturally fermented greens and grains.” 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
785 Surely we get a spoon. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
786 Does your Mother work here? 1.2969 0.04371 192 150 27 15
787 I must say, they certainly deliver on that farm-to-table thing. 1.2969 0.03768 192 141 45 6
788 Susan, I thought we ordered the soylent green. 1.2969 0.04180 192 147 33 12
789 This farm to table thing has gotten out of hand 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
790 I just remembered; I'm doing intermittent fasting. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
791 I prefer the simplicity of the feedbag 1.2969 0.03910 192 143 41 8
792 This isn’t your first trough of wine is it? 1.2969 0.04309 192 149 29 14
793 I’m not sure coming to a Texas sushi place was a good idea. 1.2969 0.04309 192 149 29 14
794 This "farm-to-table" trend has gone too far. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
795 My engagement ring in there? 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
796 This little piggy shoulda stayed home 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
797 Wow, they really take the whole ‘Sloppy Joe’ thing to the next level. 1.2969 0.03840 192 142 43 7
798 It’s vegan, gluten-free, sustainable, organic, and, incidentally, pre-digested. 1.2969 0.04371 192 150 27 15
799 How did they know we are Americans? 1.2963 0.03949 189 141 40 8
800 Okay, okay, swine and dine wasn’t a typo after all.. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
801 Sometimes influencers are wrong. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
802 The White House Special has been a very popular addition to the Senate Dining Room menu. 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
803 I shouldn’t put so much trust in Google Translate 1.2961 0.04166 179 135 35 9
804 I think we’re overdressed, dear. 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
805 We'll see how this compares with Froth in the Trough downtown. 1.2957 0.04132 186 141 35 10
806 I’ll admit, Pig-a-palooza sounded like a good choice. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
807 when they said you could eat like a pig they weren't kidding 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
808 Frankly, I expected a little more from the All You Can Eat Soup Night 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
809 I guess this explains the basket of hay they brought us earlier. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
810 Doesn't farm-to-table make a brief stop in the kitchen? 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
811 I think we’re going to need a ‘get along little doggie bowl’ when we leave. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
812 The tariff war is clearly not over..... 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
813 We used to come here to ‘strap on the ol’ feed bag,’ but I see they’ve expanded their menu. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
814 And then the thought hit me, why stop at Ranch dressing? 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
815 It's just, "Farm to Table" means something different where I'm from. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
816 Their Michelin rating is so far off-base. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
817 You don't have to propose tonight. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
818 I was only joking when I told the waiter I wanted to "pig out". 1.2953 0.03716 193 146 39 8
819 We’re gonna need more bread. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
820 Swine Enthusiast says to pair it with a truffle and forest red. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
821 Please tell me it’s vegan 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 34 11
822 I heard this is the best Trough to Table restaurant in the city. 1.2938 0.04078 194 147 35 11
823 I miss gluten. 1.2938 0.04078 194 148 35 11
824 Don't forget now, It's all you can eat!! 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
825 The reviews DID say you'll eat like a pig. 1.2938 0.03944 194 145 39 9
826 Does this have any nuts in it? 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
827 So this is farm to table? 1.2926 0.03805 188 139 43 6
828 My yoga instructor told me about this place. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
829 Vegan I assume? 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
830 We should have opted for a feedbag. 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
831 If we both lap to the left we won't bump heads. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
832 That's it, I'm done with the keto diet 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
833 Well, they did advertise farm to table. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
834 I'd say the farm-to-table concept has finally gone too far. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
835 I didn’t think farm to table was meant to be taken literally 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
836 I hope they have paper straws. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
837 The viscosity is what keeps me coming back for more. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
838 Perhaps Trough-fill was not a typo for truffle. 1.2926 0.04427 188 148 25 15
839 Is THIS why the dining review said it was authentic, farm-to-table cuisine? 1.2926 0.04023 188 141 36 9
840 They may have taken the “farm-to-table” concept too far. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
841 Can you recommend a pairing? 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
842 I believe we ordered pork chop not pork slop, sir 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
843 Honey, I guess they kind of missed the concept of ‘farm to table’ 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
844 I’ll be back in a bit with yer feedbags. 1.2926 0.03805 188 139 43 6
845 We came as soon as you called. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
846 Naw, ‘humiliating’ is once we put the saddles on ya. 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
847 I'll change my order to the salad. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
848 Wait, I thought I ordered the onions on the side. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
849 Please tell me this isn't the public trough. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
850 Y'all finish two, third's free.... 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
851 You can get swill anywhere, but I dine here for the presentation. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
852 Haven’t you heard? The trough is the new bowl. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
853 Well, we did order the Stockyard Special 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
854 Is this some sort of comment about my weight? 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
855 I guess they take farm to table literally here. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
856 At least the portions are big. 1.2919 0.03686 185 135 46 4
857 It's swine dining. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
858 Y'all say when. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
859 We ordered TRUFFles. 1.2919 0.04607 185 148 20 17
860 When you said we were going to eat like pigs, I really thought you were being metaphorical. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
861 Could you cancel the Mississippi Mud Pie?....I think we'll have the Cheesecake. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
862 Ask him if it's gluten free. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
863 You really just come here for the atmosphere. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
864 This place was far more elegant before they banned straws. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
865 Well, the portions are large. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
866 Now don’t make pigs of yourselves! 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
867 Honey, I think I'll let you find the truffles. 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
868 I'm not eating this shit! 1.2910 0.04211 189 146 31 12
869 May we see the swine list? 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
870 I am getting a whole new understanding of farm to table. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
871 Sir, I said I was hungry enough to EAT a horse, not EAT LIKE a horse. 1.2910 0.03788 189 140 43 6
872 Wow, that's really farm to table. 1.2910 0.03788 189 140 43 6
873 It’s SLOP du jour. 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
874 This farm to table dining thing has gotten out of hand. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
875 What, no straws? 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
876 This ‘Farm to Table’ restaurant experience is not at all what I expected. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
877 It’s so hard to find slop like this that’s both organic and locally sourced! 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
878 I hear the swine pairing is excellent. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
879 So when you said farm to table.... 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
880 You've heard of farm-to-table dining. This is the latest trend: barn-to-table. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
881 It DID say "farm fresh"... 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
882 Jim did you forget to read the back of the coupon again? 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
883 Around here, we like to call it Swine Dining. 1.2910 0.04211 189 146 31 12
884 This farm-to-table business is getting a little out of hand. 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
885 If he tries to milk me after this, I'm out of here. 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
886 No napkins needed, we’ll hose you down when you’re finished” 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
887 This does come with free refills, right? 1.2903 0.04082 186 144 31 11
888 This is a little too farm-to-table. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
889 I can see why Ranch-to-table isn't taking off. 1.2903 0.03747 186 137 44 5
890 Does this come with a silo of diet coke? 1.2903 0.04456 186 147 24 15
891 It’s ranch-to-table meets juice cleanse.” 1.2903 0.04585 186 149 20 17
892 They call it Slöp. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
893 I'm done with this 'farm to table' trend. 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
894 I told you, I didn't want to pig out tonight. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
895 On second thought, I will take that bib. 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
896 Would it be gauche to ask for spoons? 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
897 No wonder it's all you can slurp. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
898 That's not what I meant by 'hungry as a pig.' 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
899 Tell me again, Wilbur, how this reminds you of home? 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
900 I'm through, Jerome -- you eat like a pig. 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
901 I thought you said the food here was 'swell'. 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
902 But Honey, it's all you can eat. 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
903 Farm to table has finally gone too far. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
904 I guess Trump really does want to help those Iowa soybean farmers. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
905 The portions are generous. 1.2896 0.03938 183 137 39 7
906 I told you we should have ordered the half-trough. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
907 I prefer my farm-to-table dining experiences to be a little less authentic. 1.2896 0.04302 183 142 29 12
908 He ordered the trough soup, I ordered the bucket of apples. 1.2896 0.04302 183 142 29 12
909 I'm so over farm to table. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
910 Say When... 1.2880 0.03843 184 139 38 7
911 This farm-to-table thing is going too far." 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
912 I'm going to need a booster seat. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
913 This is the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in the town. 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
914 Honey, do you think they take this farm to table thing too seriously? 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
915 I feel the quality of the food as gone downhill since the change in ownership. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
916 The reviews said they go whole hog on their portions. 1.2880 0.04351 184 138 26 10
917 I swear my sister in Iowa says “farm to table” dining is all the rage. 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
918 Well,you did say how authentic this Farm-to-Table was... 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
919 I shouldn’t have filled up on hay. 1.2880 0.04418 184 145 25 14
920 This is the last time I let you choose the restaurant 1.2865 0.04378 178 139 27 12
921 I'm glad we didn't order the large. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
922 Do you guys have paper straws? 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
923 Excuse me, but I asked for my slop on the side. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
924 The presentation enhances the terroir. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
925 Told you he was yelling sooey, not sushi." 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
926 The pork will be out shortly. 1.2865 0.04330 185 145 27 13
927 We should have invited the Heifers. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
928 You'll notice a hint of oak flavor 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
929 When the review said the food could feed a horse I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
930 The ad did say “you’ll eat like a pig”! 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
931 I told you it was dirt cheap. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
932 It's what their heirloom pigs eat. The restaurant has cut out the middle-man. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
933 Perhaps the farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
934 Yes - two straws please. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
935 Is this plant-based? 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
936 I hear it's food waste from all the finest restaurants in town. 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
937 Don't trust the critics. They're a bunch of pigs. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
938 This farm-to-table trend is getting a little out of hand. 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
939 What say we try that new Vegan place down the block next week? 1.2849 0.03475 179 129 49 1
940 This isn't food. It's what they serve in New Yorker cartoons. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
941 When you said you were taking me to the ole feeding trough, I thought you were being colloquial. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
942 Do we still think Rosè is the way to go? 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
943 Honey, this isn’t what I meant by a Western dining experience. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
944 Honey, did you read the farm-to-table reviews closely? 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
945 ‘“I thought you were kidding when you said you wanted to bring me to your favorite watering-hole!” 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
946 And you’re quite sure this is what all the hedge fund managers in Little Rock are ordering? 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
947 May we have spoons? 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
948 It's not three star dining, but you can't beat the service, or the portions! 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
949 And you thought tariffs would have no effect . . . 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
950 wow so THAT'S why it was such a great coupon" 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
951 The reviews didn't say what part of the farm was coming to the table. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
952 it is called Trump sauce 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
953 So this is what they meant by authentic farm to table. 1.2841 0.03856 176 131 40 5
954 It’s the most authentic farm-to-table experience in the city. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
955 'Sue E--new in town!' it said. 'Sassy and irreverent!' it said. ''Go there!' it said. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
956 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said it was a farm to table restaurant. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
957 Its next level vegan Harold. We eat what they eat. 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
958 I thought we ordered the truffles. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
959 When I asked for a Mudslide, I uh.... Honey, you might want to rethink the Rum Punch. 1.2841 0.04256 176 135 30 10
960 Somehow this isn't what I thought "Farm-to-Table" would entail. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
961 I guess this counts as "Family Style" in Texas 1.2841 0.03814 176 133 37 6
962 Well, it is free range. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
963 We should have left when the served the starters in a casket. 1.2841 0.04760 176 143 16 17
964 Is there a split plate charge for this one? 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
965 'Farm to table' has gotten out of control. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
966 They say it's "farm to table." 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
967 Anything on the menu that requires a fork? 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
968 We'll definitely have to take home two piggy bags. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
969 Ten million pigs can't all be wrong. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
970 Open Range Magazine called it "The Second Best Trough in NYC" after the Hudson River." 1.2833 0.04263 180 139 29 11
971 I don't know about yours, but this certainly isn't my family's style. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
972 I thought it was farm to table, not farm on table! 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
973 I used to come here with my fodder. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
974 Just how the President’s farm subsidies work is classified, but I assure you, they’re working. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
975 They are serious about the farm to table movement. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
976 I told you, Leonard. Everything on the menu is farm to table. 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
977 May we have two straws or have they been outlawed? 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
978 I should have taken the hint when all of the 5-star Yelp reviews were from Porky,Bessie,Arnold,and Wilbur. 1.2825 0.04457 177 140 24 13
979 Don’t worry folks, there’s plenty more where this came from. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
980 Reviews did say you have to be filthy rich to eat here 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
981 They say the bottom of the food trough is where all the vitamins are. 1.2825 0.04081 177 133 32 8
982 No thank you, we brought our own straws. 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
983 The portion sizes in America are insane! 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
984 ...Seems they've changed Chefs... 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
985 Feel free to snort and grunt to your heart's content. 1.2825 0.04668 177 143 18 16
986 I always pig out here. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
987 I guess "slop" was not a typo. 1.2825 0.04001 177 134 36 7
988 And your bill qualifies for a carbon offset credit. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
989 Well, that's what became of my bucket list! 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
990 Why did they give us a table?" 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
991 Free Range? 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
992 The review did mention the authentic ranch dining. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
993 Well, I guess it doesn't get any more farm-to-table than this. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
994 The fuck is this shit?! 1.2825 0.04668 177 143 18 16
995 The daily special is always a surprise at this restaurant. 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
996 I need to make a phone call. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
997 I feel like such a pig. 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
998 It’s the latest in Farm-to-Table fare. 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
999 Well isn’t that just swill! 1.2809 0.04505 178 142 22 14
1000 I guess 'slop du jour' wasn't a typo. 1.2807 0.04487 171 135 24 12
1001 Excuse me, we were asking for "truffle" NOT "trough full." 1.2807 0.04169 171 131 32 8
1002 I can't believe it's vegan! 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1003 This farm-to-table movement has gone too far! 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1004 I wondered why it was spelled “Troughles” on the menu. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
1005 I think this farm to table schtick has gone a little too far. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1006 ‘Dinner on me,’ is no longer enough. 1.2800 0.04486 175 139 23 13
1007 I know they're trying to cut down on plastic straws, but this is ridiculous. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1008 Free refills, right? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1009 Take a picture. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1010 When I said I didn’t want to deal with dishes tonight I didn’t mean this. 1.2791 0.03806 172 128 40 4
1011 I hate how they only give you one trough of ketchup with their fries... 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
1012 Could you please bring me a separate trough? My husband has a cold. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1013 Next time I think I will accept the English version of the menu. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
1014 It would have been easier to tell me I look fat in this dress, Harry. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1015 I've never felt so overdressed. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1016 Fine dining? I'm sorry, I thought you said swine dining. 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
1017 What did you expect when you ordered a dish called Soylent Green? 1.2781 0.04277 169 130 29 9
1018 Fresh pepper? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1019 We can't start until he says sooie pig. 1.2781 0.04438 169 133 25 11
1020 It’s both a meal and it opens up your pores. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1021 I give up, we can go to your mother’s. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1022 What goes with it, a red or a white? 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1023 Should've ordered the bone-in. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1024 Welcome yo Trough House. Mam, you’re gonna want to pull back your hair. 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
1025 May we have some freshly ground pepper on this, please? 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1026 Pre-chewed is all the rage now. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1027 This is a fitting dinner given what a horse's ass you have been lately. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1028 Everything here is organic! 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1029 Here’s our only vegan option. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1030 Clive has created this blend of heme milked from mycorrhizal fungi he sourced by collecting dung from local groundhogs and a slurry of stone ground organic chia seed: his ode to the emancipation of the groundhog. It's also gluten free. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1031 I think this is stretching ‘farm to table ‘ just a little too far. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1032 Are you sure this is glatt kosher? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1033 Don't forget folks, your coupon includes dessert. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1034 He says that as a lobbyist, you’re probably used to drinking out of the trough. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1035 Well it looks better than the slop at home. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1036 You're right. I have had this before. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1037 It's the only vegan option on the menu. 1.2765 0.04415 170 134 25 11
1038 I guess 'horse devours' wasn't a typo." 1.2765 0.03958 170 131 32 7
1039 I hope the valet doesn't dent the tractor. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
1040 I wonder how long the farm to table fad is going to last. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1041 Barn-to-table is much better for the environment. 1.2754 0.03953 167 131 28 8
1042 Well, technically it IS farm-to-table. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1043 Oh Harold, it's just like the night you proposed! 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1044 I can tell right now I'm going to need a doggy pail. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1045 When you told me you ate like a pig, I thought you were being metaphorical. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1046 I guess I just figured ‘go pig or go home’ had to be a typo. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1047 There's a hair in my slop 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1048 Okay, okay, we get it. We'll tip this time. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1049 The whole farm-to-table thing is really getting out of hand. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1050 You're the one who said you didn't want to use chopsticks. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
1051 They said face first is the authentic way 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1052 That looks a little bit *too* organic. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
1053 Maybe I'll just have a salad. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1054 Are you certain this is organic? 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1055 Well, they did promise "Farm-to-Table." 1.2749 0.03894 171 129 37 5
1056 You're right Walter, this is totally beyond meat! 1.2749 0.03805 171 128 39 4
1057 Decent portions, it must be said. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1058 And was this mud locally sourced? 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1059 I hate tasting menus. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1060 ''Would you call this your signature dish BillyBob? 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1061 How capitalist pigs should be fed. 1.2749 0.04392 171 134 24 11
1062 Hi, welcome to Chile’s 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
1063 Should we ask for small or large snouts? 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
1064 Alright, Mr. "Authentic Western Cusine", what wine do I pair with this slop? 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
1065 No wonder we got a Saturday reservation 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1066 I thought 'farm-to-table' involved a few more steps. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1067 Isn’t this taking farm-to-table just a little too far ? 1.2749 0.03805 171 128 39 4
1068 Oh, that's not going to go with the wine we already ordered. 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1069 Everyone says it’s the ultimate farm to table experience. 1.2749 0.04768 171 140 15 16
1070 It comes with a free bale of croutons. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1071 Don't think of it as a trough, Phil, think of it as a manger. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1072 The restaurant critic gave this place three grunts and a squeal. 1.2738 0.03842 168 126 38 4
1073 Excuse me. The menu said ‘Redwood trough’, but this is clearly Douglas Fir. 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
1074 Ass Eating: $1400 1.2738 0.04828 168 138 14 16
1075 I’ll be right back out with your straws. 1.2738 0.04023 168 128 34 6
1076 It's called 'way beyond meat'. 1.2738 0.04601 168 135 20 13
1077 It’s the latest trend....”swine dining” 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1078 But waiter, there are no flies in this soup! 1.2733 0.04825 161 131 16 14
1079 But Darling, I said I love 'truffles', not a trough full! 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1080 It’s prune juice. They have speed dating later tonight. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1081 The single dish offering is vegan approved, non-gluten, no salt or sugar, and we have eliminated dishware, eating utensils for a more sustainable dining experience. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1082 Is the slop made in-house? 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
1083 Trip Advisor said something about it being beyond the pail. 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
1084 Be sure and leave room for the dessert. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1085 We had the slop last time, so I ordered the swill. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1086 Like I said...Its all about the sauce! 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1087 I guess this swill do. 1.2727 0.03974 165 125 35 5
1088 Don’t you think you’re taking this whole “farm-to-fork “concept one step too far? 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
1089 I didn't realize the four stars were issued by Purina. 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
1090 When your ad said you were looking for a 'troughy wife,' I thought you were just a bad speller. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1091 I detect a touch of oak barrel and a trace of mustang scent. 1.2727 0.03927 165 127 32 6
1092 Do you still wanna move to Wyoming? 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1093 And yet you don't allow diners to smoke or breast feed in here. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
1094 Farm to table just isn't what it used to be. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1095 That’s enough, thank you. 1.2727 0.04243 165 127 27 8
1096 'Welcome to Flint.' 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1097 The salt lick, toasted hay, and sauteed grass will be next. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
1098 I know a plant-based diet is better for the environment, but seriously, can’t we just eat the pig? 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
1099 Farmers' Almanac gave this place four hooves. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1100 President Sanders did say we would all get our turn at the trough. 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
1101 You said you wanted “farm to table”. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1102 Don't you just love these farm to table restaurants? 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
1103 Can we have a side of hay with that? 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 28 8
1104 Is it really that much better than my swill? 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1105 Why'd you have to say I'm as hungry as a horse? 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1106 Now I'm rethinking the decision of wearing my hair down. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1107 And now we just wait for it to sprout, and voilà! 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1108 Oh dear - we should have asked what "farm style" means. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1109 But, Senator, Iowa only holds a primary every four years, and the farm vote may be decisive. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1110 OK, this is the last straight-from-the-farm restaurant we're going to. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1111 It's prix fixe. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1112 It’s authentic southern cuisine. 1.2711 0.04788 166 136 15 15
1113 I said; 'haute', not 'hog' cuisine'! 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
1114 This is our ‘Deconstructed Flank Steak’ 1.2711 0.03953 166 126 35 5
1115 I ordered truffles, not troughfuls! 1.2704 0.03959 159 120 35 4
1116 I believe we're witnessing the decline of the farm-to-table movement. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1117 Nouvelle cuisine seems so passé since we discovered slop troughing. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1118 No more theme restaurants, understand? 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1119 Well, we can cross this place off of our bucket list. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1120 It smells great but the plating is a little sloppy. 1.2699 0.04527 163 130 22 11
1121 Who would have thought,cowboy night at Chez Panisse. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1122 It's pronounced slopee. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1123 Are you sure this is organic? 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1124 Maybe we should have ordered it by the glass 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
1125 After this, we each get a bale of organic alfalfa hay. 1.2699 0.03994 163 124 34 5
1126 And remember presentation is ninety percent of the enjoyment! 1.2699 0.03994 163 124 34 5
1127 I’ve been dying to try this new stable to table cuisine. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
1128 Did I mention that this place is 100% farm-to-table? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1129 We said beef stroganoff. Not eat from a trough. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1130 I'm all for "Farm to Table" but this might be too far. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1131 Where's my side order of hay?" 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1132 Wait, this is yesterday’s slop 1.2699 0.03898 163 123 36 4
1133 This place got four yippee-ki-yay's on Yelp. 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1134 Adding a little molasses was a nice touch 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 29 7
1135 You're sure there's no meat, soy, or dairy byproducts in it? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1136 I didn’t realise we’d have to share. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1137 We're gonna need a dogie bag for the drive home. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
1138 Your waiter, Al, will be here shortly with water, seeds, and tools. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1139 So much for dining at Costco. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
1140 The soup here is shit. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1141 Is there a recommended wine pairing? 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
1142 It's rootin' tootin' gluten free! 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1143 Trust the troughelier, Dear. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1144 Would it be presumptuous to ask for a bowl? 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1145 Let's go to the dude ranch, you said. Sure! I said. 1.2695 0.02609 167 130 35 2
1146 Waiter, there’s no fly in my slop. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1147 I think the 'farm to table' trend has gone a little too far. 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
1148 Waiter, there's a fly in my trough. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
1149 David, I just want to double check; did the menu say a la carte or a la cattle? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1150 I think we need to speak with the sommelier. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1151 It would seem that 'The food is swell' was a misprint. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1152 Maybe you shouldn't have told the maitre d you were a lobbyist. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1153 I can't wait to see the wine pairings. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1154 I think this "farm-to-table" trend has run its course. 1.2688 0.04497 160 126 23 10
1155 For sure, it's farm to table, but are you sure it's gluten free? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1156 Restaurant week isn't what it used to be. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1157 It looked better on their webpage. 1.2688 0.03887 160 123 32 5
1158 It’s as if they no longer even pretend to care the melon rinds are out of season. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1159 I didn't mean pig out literally. 1.2688 0.04409 160 125 24 9
1160 John, when you said we’d be eating Farm-to-Table I wasn’t expecting quite this. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1161 Could I get chopsticks? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1162 I told you this is a farm to table restaurant 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1163 You're the one that ordered the pork lovers delight family style. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1164 Okay, this 'farm to table' thing has officially gone too far. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1165 But is the swill organic and gluten-free? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1166 I forget: Is it red wine or white that goes better with slops? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1167 Well, although it doesn’t look very good, at least there’s a lot of it” 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1168 This is not what I expected when you said you wanted to "pig out". 1.2688 0.04668 160 129 19 12
1169 Well, it’s certainly farm-to-table. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1170 When you said farm-to-table, I didn't think you meant this. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1171 They say it's better for the environment to avoid eating livestock altogether. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1172 Remind me again, is this paleo or keto? 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1173 We won’t be needing spoons, right? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1174 I think you misunderstood when I said my husband ate like a pig. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1175 Well, at least it’s farm-to-table? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1176 Are those eyes? I specifically asked for no eyes. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1177 Well... I did say that I could eat like a pig. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1178 It is trendy, but a spoon would have been nice. 1.2688 0.04226 160 120 28 7
1179 This place really is farm-to-table. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1180 Well we did order the farm fresh, gluten free, dairy free, vegetarian option... 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1181 This isn't what I meant by Farm-to-Table. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1182 I guess I wasn’t entirely sure of what “farm to table” meant. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1183 Oh, now I get why there are no spoons. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1184 I am glad we skipped the appetizers. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1185 Farm to Table” sounded fancy in the ad 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
1186 Just say when, partners. Just say when. 1.2688 0.04497 160 126 23 10
1187 Well, you said your hungry as a horse. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1188 Is it at least gluten free? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1189 May I have a pair of chopsticks, please? 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1190 Farm-to-table has become really literal... 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1191 When I said we should try the 'farm to table ' experience, I didn't !expect it to be quite like this! 1.2688 0.04915 160 132 13 15
1192 Kinda puts a different perspective on farm to table 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1193 You kids said you wanted the bargain bucket!! 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1194 I think I've had it with Half-Price Wednesdays. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1195 Now this is what I call farm-to-table! 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1196 Can you bring us a bottle of Chateau DeBubba? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1197 Any chance you can comp the troughage fee? 1.2685 0.04530 149 111 22 7
1198 Now remember that this is artesian slumgullion. 1.2683 0.04824 164 135 14 15
1199 Trump called this "the meal of the century." 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
1200 We really take "Farm to Table" seriously here. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1201 Dearest man, this wouldn't even be funny in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
1202 Hon, don't we get enough of this watching the news from Washington, DC? 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
1203 I'll let you say grace tonight. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
1204 Our surf and turf is now known as the High Country Smoothie. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1205 Can you try not to look so coastal elite, honey? 1.2683 0.04503 164 128 21 10
1206 Hogwash 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
1207 This still beats that Latvian place. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
1208 You said you wanted to pig out tonight... 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
1209 Comes out the same way it goes in. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1210 The lack of utensils does lend authenticity to the trough experience. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1211 Is that the new 'impossible' slop? 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
1212 On second thought, yes, I would like flies with that. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1213 I said "farm to table" not bring the farm to the table! 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
1214 This isn't tested on animals, is it? 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1215 You really expect us to eat this slop? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1216 This must be the amuse bouche. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1217 Personally, I'd rather dine at the public trough. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1218 The next segment of your deconstructed steak will be pretty hands on, so please enjoy and be ready in about 15 minutes. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1219 I'm thinking there might be a little too much farm on this table. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1220 sorry, but this is taking the "Farm to Table" idea much too far. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1221 ...and they decided to just keep the staff on after the renovation, so... 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1222 It's so hard to find authentic farm-to-table. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1223 I said horseradish. 1.2671 0.04295 161 123 26 8
1224 On second thought, we'll try your second least expensive wine. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1225 Sure, it's disgusting. But the critics say it's the city's most authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1226 We’ll need some extra napkins. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1227 Hey, Joe, why so sloppy? 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1228 You say the menu is prix fixe only? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1229 This is our barnyard special. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1230 E-I-E-I-Oh, NOW I know what you meant by the other McDonald's. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1231 Honey, you shouldn't have said, 'I could eat like a horse,' when you ordered. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1232 We clearly said kosher. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1233 So have you been a lobbyist very long? 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1234 We appreciate the gruel Mr Cowboy, but this isn't a trough and we're not having a dinner party. This is an open-casket wake for our baby... 1.2671 0.04966 161 134 11 16
1235 When you said we were going to eat like pigs I didn't think you meant this 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1236 I enjoy eating farm-to-table. 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
1237 I think "farm to table" has gone to far 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1238 Do you think they're taking this farm-to-table thing a bit too far? 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1239 If president trump can belly up to the trough, you can too! 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1240 I said I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, not that I could eat like a horse. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1241 I didn't realize this is what "Farm to Table" meant. 1.2662 0.03803 154 115 37 2
1242 Well, there’s gotta be some truffles in there somewhere...”. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1243 Seeing that it's humanely raised, locally sourced, socially conscious, bespoke slop, you think we could get two actual straws? 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1244 Looks too thick to be fondue... 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1245 When I ordered my entree I said, "That'd be SWELL." 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1246 It was the only thing vegan on the menu. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1247 This always happens when we make the reservation under Charlotte and Wilbur 1.2658 0.04437 158 124 24 9
1248 David Lynch should get out of the restaurant business 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1249 Well, I did insist we try Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop restaurant. I have no one to blame but myself. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1250 Two Michelin stars and it doesn't even come with a side of hay. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1251 I said “gluten” not “glutton”. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1252 So "family-sty" wasn't a typo after all. 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1253 . . . and here is your complimentary horse d'oeuvre . . . . 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
1254 Honey, I told you they took farm to table literally. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1255 It looked so different on the menu! 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1256 You did say people come here to eat like a horse . 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1257 we asked for soup du jour, not soup for a week. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1258 You did say you were so hungry that you could eat like a horse. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1259 I guess I didn't really understand "farm to table". 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
1260 When you said, "farm-to-table," I was hoping for a salad. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1261 At least it's organic. 1.2654 0.03694 162 121 39 2
1262 I think the farm-to-table thing has maxed out. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1263 I guess I didn't really understand the meaning of 'farm to table' after all. 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
1264 I’m all for “farm to table”, but isn’t this a bit over the top? 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1265 Excuse me, but I think there's a fly in my slop. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1266 At these prices, I was hoping for a little more “table,” and a lot less “farm.” 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1267 Well, the review did say 'authentic farm-to-table cuisine.' 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1268 We thought you said the special was 'real swell.' 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
1269 Soil-infused water, sourced locally and served family style 1.2645 0.04397 155 121 25 8
1270 Too bad about the plastic straw ban. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1271 At these prices, shouldn't the feeding trough be ceramic? 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1272 Excuse me,waiter, I asked for my sauce on the side 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1273 I'm sorry Henry but there is a big difference between a sushi restaurant and a sooie restaurant. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1274 The farm to table movement is officially out of control. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1275 How are we supposed to have a romantic dinner with the chandelier way over there? 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1276 Better hurry before the horses get here 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1277 I'm running for the Senate. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1278 Would you like some fresh ground pepper with that? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1279 Why do I suspect that somewhere there’s a herd of swine enjoying Cobb salads? 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1280 I don't suppose we can take it home in a piggy bag? 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
1281 Yes, our first rodeo - and our last. 1.2628 0.03976 156 119 33 4
1282 This is what organic means? 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1283 Straws are extra. 1.2628 0.04277 156 119 26 7
1284 Just like my mom used to make. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 29 5
1285 You want fries with that? 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1286 I'm not feeling hungry as a horse anymore. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1287 Chef's first Cuisinart? 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1288 Now that’s what I call a generous pour. 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1289 We're senior management. We're used to eating at the trough. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1290 Really Harold........ is this all you could afford? 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1291 Actually, I asked for that on the side. 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
1292 When you said we were going to belly up to the trough, I thought you were being colloquial... 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1293 Are you sure this pairs well with Chateau d'Yquem? 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1294 Frank, I'm not blind, it's right there on your side, a great big disgusting fingerprint! 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1295 Let me guess: Flint, Michigan water? 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1296 This only happens with the Gruyere 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1297 No, I said, 'I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, NOT eat like a horse!' !" 1.2614 0.04327 153 119 26 6
1298 I only eat locally resourced swill. 1.2614 0.04425 153 116 23 8
1299 So we are one step beyond farm to table by eliminating the a step involving the animal . 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1300 I think they deconstructed my pork chops a little too far. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
1301 What did you think 'swille du jour' was, Harry? 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1302 "Spoons or paper straws, folks?" 1.2614 0.04327 153 117 24 7
1303 And you can guarantee that the trough was locally hewn? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1304 Authentic western cuisine 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1305 I’d say they’ve taken farm-to-table to an entirely new level here. 1.2614 0.04521 153 121 22 9
1306 Are you sure it’s gluten-free? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1307 Honestly, this whole farm to table thing... I don't know 1.2614 0.04226 153 116 28 6
1308 Your Dude Ranch experience is now complete. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1309 My bouche is not amused 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1310 Chocolate troughful for two 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1311 Wow, they weren't kidding when they said it was farm to table. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1312 You've heard of the "Keto" diet. Well, this is the "Kilo" diet. 1.2614 0.04327 153 125 18 10
1313 I never thought the trough-to-table movement would have gone beyond Williamsburg. 1.2614 0.04327 153 119 26 7
1314 Keep pouring. I'll say when. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1315 I said I liked Farm to Table not Barn to Table 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1316 So is this what ‘you’ll eat like a horse’ meant on Yelp? 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1317 It's the only place in town that serves authentic ranch dressing. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1318 Wow! Pig slop. It’s this year’s avocado toast. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1319 When you told me this was a swell restaurant, I thought you just had a New Zealand accent" 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1320 This isn't what I expected when you said farm-to-table. 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
1321 Besides being locally sourced, it’s non-GMO, and free of antibiotics and hormones, and no gluten. 1.2614 0.04123 153 123 22 8
1322 This may be taking Farm to Table a bit too far.. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
1323 You said you were on a liquid diet. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1324 I didn't realize that this is a farm to table restaurant. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1325 At least it’s vegan. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1326 Looks good! What's the slop du jour, garcon? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1327 Better than farm-to-table. It's farm-on-table. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1328 Figs n lard, in a tub, as you ordered...my lady. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1329 No place settings? 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1330 This is a little bit too farm-to-table. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1331 Can you bring something that's a little less farm-to-table? 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1332 I think I liked "farm to table" better than "farm on table". What a difference a preposition can make. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1333 When Mary said “Don’s a pig,” I thought she meant you’re a male chauvinist!” 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1334 Really, it’s all in the presentation. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1335 You want to let that breathe a little? 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1336 But I said, Beef Stroganoff,” not beef in a trough. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1337 What goes better with swill? Red or white wine? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1338 Hey cowboy, I said TRUFFle !! 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1339 I told you our life together would be full of peaks and troughs. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1340 Honey, I'm starting to reconsider ordering the deconstructed steak. 1.2600 0.04170 150 115 29 5
1341 Dig in, There's plenty more out back. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1342 Told you we should have ordered Vinaigrette rather than Ranch. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1343 It doesn’t get more farm-to-table than this. 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 19 10
1344 Yup, definitely farm to table. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1345 This is a little too farm to table for me. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1346 When you said we were going to a country-style restaurant, I wasn't expecting to get fed like barnyard animals. 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
1347 Bob, I don’t think that this is what is meant by “farm to table.” 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1348 Not sure I'm feeling the farm-to-table-to-trough thing. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1349 Well what did you think we meant by “farm to table”? 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1350 The lobster should surface within the next five minutes 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
1351 The farm to table craze has gone a bit too far. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1352 I've heard of farm to table, but.... 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1353 They said farm fresh... 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1354 Well, you said you wanted to something farm-to-table. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1355 When you said "Farm to Table", this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1356 I think the farm to table movement just died. 1.2597 0.04202 154 119 28 6
1357 Honestly Michael, your obsession with farm-to-table dining has gone too far. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1358 Gonna need some ketchup. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1359 Well, the reviews did say this place was “farm fresh.” 1.2597 0.04202 154 118 28 6
1360 Don't be shy, dive in. 1.2597 0.04202 154 118 28 6
1361 Next time, you can do the dude ranch thing by yourself. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1362 100% farm-to-table 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1363 This is taking the farm-to-table movement to a whole new level. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1364 Well, at least the portions are generous. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1365 It’s nouveau cowboy cuisine. 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1366 It’s not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted “farm-to-table” 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1367 Sweet baby Jesus. 1.2597 0.04858 154 127 14 13
1368 Whatever happened to kitchen to table? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1369 When you said, "dishing out the slop", I thought you were going to talk politics 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1370 Honey, try not to tell people you're a Trump voter. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1371 Ohhhh...I though you had pledged your TROTH! 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1372 After 20 years in Congress, my dear, I am quite comfortable feeding at a trough. Try some! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1373 We're right here. Why did he holler sooey? 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1374 I guess this is what we get for following the herd. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1375 I sure hope they have ‘dogie’ bags. 1.2581 0.04742 155 127 16 12
1376 You're in Texas now. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1377 This is the way to a healthy gut according to GOOP.” 1.2569 0.03911 144 109 33 2
1378 Next time you order something French off the menu, find out what it means first. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1379 It's the only gluten-free option on their menu. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1380 Hasn't this farm-to-table thing gone a little too far? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1381 I told him I wanted the stroganoff not soup in a trough. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1382 You're getting the handle in it! 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1383 THIS is a deconstructed steak dinner? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1384 I know we have to learn to appreciate middle America, but do we have to eat it? 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
1385 But where are the croutons? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1386 Does that come with a good balsamic vinegar? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1387 Forget farm-to-table. This is farm-on-table. 1.2568 0.04301 148 115 26 6
1388 Just the way my mother served it. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1389 Are you certain this is gluten-free? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1390 You guys take this "farm to table" thing seriously! 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1391 They say the 1% have been feeding at the trough for too long! Well, now it's our turn. Bon appetit! 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1392 Well they did say farm-to-table. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1393 I think this is taking farm to table a little too far. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1394 What do you expect? It's Washington 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1395 Everything here is homemade. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1396 I understand it’s the signature dish here at Chez Soo-eee. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1397 I’m so glad they’re letting it breathe! 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1398 I asked for truffles, not trough full. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1399 I didn't know they literally meant farm to table 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1400 Is this kosher? 1.2568 0.04709 148 120 18 10
1401 It's swill, but it's locally sourced swill. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1402 Yes, it's slop, but it's locally sourced, artisanal, organic slop. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1403 From the right angle, this could still look good on Facebook. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1404 I guess I wasn’t clear when I said let’s pig out. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1405 The review did say that service was sloppy 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1406 No, I said "soup du jour", not "slop du jour". 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1407 This amuse bouche may be all I need! 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1408 Could I speak to the manager? We pledged our troth, not trough. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1409 The review wasn't kidding when it said 'farm-to-table' 1.2568 0.04510 148 117 22 8
1410 You and your 'farm-to-table'. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1411 You may remember my exact words were: "Waiter, this food isn't fit for pigs; please bring us some that is." 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1412 I knew we over-ordered. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1413 The next course better not be bacon. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1414 This is the last time I stay at a bed and breakfast on a pig farm. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1415 The Horse d'oeuvre is served. 1.2568 0.04082 148 116 27 4
1416 Oh lovely, but can you ask the hostess if I can borrow a hair tie? 1.2568 0.03850 148 112 34 2
1417 This feels like peak farm to table. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1418 I hope there's no meat in that. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1419 It's a new cuisine called Tex-Mess! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1420 Well, this is definately Farm to Table. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1421 I thought it was just a typo when you listed your interests as Travel and Swine Dining 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1422 I think this is a little too authentic. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1423 This is a watershed moment for us. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1424 I thought I'd order something that fits you personality for our last date. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1425 I'm so glad I don't have to eat Keto anymore 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1426 Whoa there, Pardner! We ordered chocolate truffle, not trough-full chocolate! 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1427 And you didn't believe when my dad said this place was going down the drain. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1428 It makes such a difference when the slop is properly troughed. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1429 As long as it's organic. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1430 Did farm to table cut out the kitchen? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1431 Sorry darn hogs at the other table ordered the last two filets 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1432 It's free-range. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1433 What you can’t finish I’ll give to my horse 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1434 It's called farm on the table, it's the newest thing. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1435 Well, the review did say it was the ultimate in the farm to table experience 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1436 Maybe we are taking this farm to table thing a bit too far… 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1437 May I suggest a vintage pond water to pair with your meal? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1438 You eat like a pig. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1439 I'm glad we had that sorbet after the appetizer. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1440 Can we get a couple extra napkins? 1.2550 0.03944 149 114 32 3
1441 C'mon Wilbur....we're people now. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1442 This is not what I meant when I said we should cement our relationship! 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1443 You never listen. I just wanted to strap on the old feedbag. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1444 This certainly is free-range. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1445 This is farm to table to Hell in a hand basket. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1446 While the aftertaste is a bit minerally, the terroir has real Western flair. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1447 It looked more interesting on Instagram. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1448 I prefer separate feedbags on a first date. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1449 What? I'm allowed to pig out on my birthday. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1450 I can't wait to see what the wine pairing is. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1451 Hell yeah, it's organic 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
1452 Will he try to teach us to sing too? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1453 We lucked out. The trough is usually reserved for parties of 6 or more. 1.2537 0.04579 134 105 22 6
1454 So, this is the vegan special ? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1455 They say it tastes like chicken. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1456 Today's Special in DC. The truth is hard to swallow. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1457 Is this really what they mean by farm to table? 1.2533 0.03922 150 115 32 3
1458 In farm-to-trough cuisine, the courses blend together seamlessly. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
1459 It said "Farm to Table" but this is ridiculous! 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1460 May I suggest a sparkling Spanish white. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1461 I told you Restaurant Week is not the same menu. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1462 This shareplates trend is officially out of control. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 25 5
1463 Usually I do this naked and in handcuffs. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1464 Is it possible to sue Yelp? 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
1465 Now this is what I call a real farm to table experience. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1466 Is it just me, or has this "farm to table" thing gone too far? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1467 Could we please look at the menu once again? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1468 Is this your order or mine? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1469 And I thought I already had my worst blind date. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1470 We have reached peak farm-to-table dining. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1471 This place didn't get great reviews, but it's an excuse to get out of the barn for the evening. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1472 Farm-on-table dining. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1473 Darryl was struggling to adjust to his new job after losing his farm. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1474 Is this your first time dining with us? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1475 Well yeah, it's organic but... 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1476 I'm all for farm-to-table but this is where I draw the line. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1477 I think they're taking the whole farm to table thing too far 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1478 This little piggy should have stayed home 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1479 Would you like spoons or will you be eating it in the traditional manner? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1480 Fresh ground pepper? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1481 This may be taking the farm to table concept a bit too far. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1482 I said I wanted you to pledge me thy troth. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1483 They're known for their extensive swine list 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1484 Remember when they offered straws? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1485 Well, the menu did say that it was 'perfect for sharing'. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1486 The aroma sure is interesting. You said this was an 1849? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1487 I find, I always eat like a pig when we come here 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1488 It doesn't look Kosher to me! 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1489 I feel really guilty, knowing pigs will go to bed hungry tonight. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1490 Feel free to pig out, folks! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1491 Organic Mud: It's our vegan appetizer this week. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1492 I think you meant to ask for Sloppy Joes, not Sloppy Joe! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1493 I told you it would be enough for two. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1494 I'm on a strict EIEIO diet. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1495 Good thing I didn't wear my glasses today. 1.2517 0.04808 143 117 16 10
1496 May we get another trough please? This one is dirty. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1497 Okay. We should have gone to Medieval Times 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
1498 From now on, no more “all you can eat” early bird specials. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1499 Wow, at home I only get about half as much. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
1500 We should have ordered separate feedbags. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1501 Remind me never to suggest 'Western Style' again. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
1502 Oh wow, I'm gonna need a to-go trough. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
1503 Well, the review did say we'd likely eat like pigs. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1504 Remind me not to use that coupon ap in the future.. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1505 You are aware that "eat like a pig" is an idiomatic expression, right? 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1506 Millennials ruin everything. 1.2500 0.03880 144 110 32 2
1507 Today we eat like pigs 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1508 What kind of family, exactly, is this the style of? 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1509 This farm-to-table concept has gone too far. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1510 This is the slop du jour. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1511 I guess farm animals have started using Yelp. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1512 I told you that this restaurant has the most authentic farm-to-table experience. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 21 7
1513 Do you recommend a spoon or a shovel? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1514 Don't load up on swill; we have the slop coming. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1515 You said you wanted organic. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1516 I specifically requested a partitioned trough. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1517 Is it free range? 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1518 And no worms were harmed in its production? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1519 I guess this is what they call 'family style' here in Texas 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1520 I think I just saw your entrée. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1521 Lou, it might be time to reconsider these pop-up restaurants. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1522 When you said ‘farm to table,’ this isn’t what I pictured. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1523 You said you wanted to try someplace new. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1524 Old MacDonald also had a restaurant. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1525 What part of the farm is coming to the table? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1526 I may need an extra napkin. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1527 Well, you said you eat like a pig. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1528 Well, I did say I was "hungry as a horse" and you've never had a talent for metaphor. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
1529 I’m thinking maybe we should have ordered the small. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1530 Of course we're going to share the trough. That's part of the experience! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1531 No utensils! What are we -- animals? 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1532 Now keep in mind this is just the second course in our tasting menu. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1533 I think they've taken "farm to table" a bit too far. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1534 Like I said, this place is known for taking farm-to-table to the next level 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1535 This is just more practical than using a pig as a middleman. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1536 I should have swiped left. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1537 I’ll be right back with your breadsticks. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1538 I believe in farm to table but this Is ridiculous! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1539 I sure hope those are raisins I see in the mix. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1540 They really bring the farm to the table. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1541 Um, I'm not sure about this new farm to table kick of yours. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1542 Reusable straws, anyone? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1543 This is the last farm-to-table restaurant I’m coming to with you. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1544 This wasn't what I expected for farm-to-table dining. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1545 They weren't kidding when they said farm-to-table. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1546 Really swill, but family style perhaps not the best for first dates. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1547 I’m not sure I like farm to table 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1548 You just had to order the Old Town Road Tomato Bisque. 1.2482 0.04844 141 116 15 10
1549 I think he's panning for garbanzos. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1550 This is not what I meant when I said “farm to table,” Ted. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1551 Not quite the traditional "southern meal" I had pictured. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1552 It was listed as the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1553 I guess I thought Farm-to-Table meant something else? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1554 Honey, this isn't exactly what I meant when I suggested going farm-to-table. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1555 Farm to table dining isn’t what I thought it was. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1556 And you're sure it's 100% non-GMO? 1.2482 0.04289 141 110 22 6
1557 They said it was a real farm-to-table place. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1558 Locally sourced and completely vegan. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1559 You can take the waiter out of the farm but not the farm out of the waiter. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1560 They assured me it's gluten free. 1.2482 0.04405 141 107 21 6
1561 I thought that artinsal western cooking sounded odd. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1562 What is the Slop d'jour? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1563 May I see your dessert menu please? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1564 When their website said 'Farm to Table', this isn't what I expected. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1565 It's a little runnier than I like it. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1566 Apparently farm-AT-table restaurants are now the rage. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1567 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you were taking me to a country inn. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1568 Is this truly what is meant by Farm to Table? 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 28 3
1569 Not what I expected from "Farm to table." 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1570 Evidently I misread the "swell" special on our menu. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1571 What pairs with slop? 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1572 Oh, I thought farm to table meant something totally different! 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1573 I think I misunderstood what 'Farm to Table' meant. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1574 You first Mr. Adventurous. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1575 I think Pinot pairs well with slurry. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1576 We take our farm-to-table commitment seriously 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1577 Next time you buy a Groupon, read the fine print. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1578 When they said sloppy joes they weren’t kidding. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1579 Locally sourced 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1580 The review did say “authentic farm-to-table dining.” 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1581 Fresh from Flint! 1.2482 0.04844 141 116 15 10
1582 I am so glad our seven-year-old isn't here to comment on this 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
1583 Remember, no double-dipping. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1584 Not exactly the Farm to Table I'm used to. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1585 Ever get the sense that these Michelin chefs are just #@%$ing with us? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1586 Eh, I've put worse things in my mouth. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1587 I like the whole farm-to-table thing, but if he yells "sooie," we're outta here! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1588 My favorite thing about farm-to-table fusion is they don't charge a split plate fee. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1589 Apparently I'm more of a 'farm near table' kinda gal. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1590 Sorry, I said truffles, not trough-fulls 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1591 I’ll have the spoon. He’ll have the straw. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1592 I thought we ordered the swill, not the slop. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1593 This is taking farm to table a tad too far. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1594 This is one way to end Dry January. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1595 It's farm to table, but better. We cut out the middle man entirely. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1596 I said Tex-Mex not Tex-Mess 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1597 They are taking this farm-to-table concept quite seriously. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1598 I should have drawn the line at kale. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1599 And you said this pairs well with Zinfandel? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1600 Do you still think their all-you-can-eat buffet is the 'incredible value' you dragged us in here for? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1601 Do you expect us to dine with our snouts? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1602 Well, they did say it was a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1603 What do you think goes best with this? Red or white? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1604 I didn’t think they would take the farm to table concept so literally. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1605 You just had to supersize your drink didn't you! 1.2482 0.04289 141 110 25 5
1606 This is the real "farm to table." 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1607 I bet they still have plastic straws. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1608 They did promise us a unique dining experience 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1609 Well, we wanted farm-to-table... 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1610 Green New Deal, Cowboy style. 1.2482 0.04608 137 109 20 6
1611 The menu said we get free dessert if we finish the whole thing. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1612 Trough times, eh? 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
1613 I don’t mean to be difficult, but I think we need to send it back. This is definitely not medium rare. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1614 Happy Trails, folks. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1615 As long as it’s Organic. That’s what you said. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1616 Whose idea was a dude ranch vacation anyway. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1617 So this is a Bordelaise sauce? We were expecting gravy. 1.2465 0.05114 142 120 9 13
1618 Not what I meant by crudite. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1619 I'm starting to rethink farm to table. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1620 They DID advertise an "authentic farm-to-table vibe." 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1621 At least it’s unlimited refills. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1622 Honey, when I said Farm to Table, this is not what I had in mind 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1623 Now this is true farm to table dining. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1624 Republicans and having to eat Trump's slop daily and keep quiet about it. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1625 I said 'betrothed' not 'be-troughed'. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1626 I know, but we did ask for the local favorite. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1627 Wine with that? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1628 Making pigs of ourselves was just a metaphor. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1629 You would think a New York waiter would know "hungry as a horse" is just a figure of speech 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1630 Can we at least get a straw? 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1631 It's farm to table tonight, hon. 1.2465 0.04143 142 110 26 4
1632 I’m questioning our decision to go vegan. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1633 Don't you dare ask for a spoon. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1634 I’m glad we decided to split it 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1635 $100 isn't what it used to be. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1636 Welcome to Texas! Enjoy the meal! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1637 And this is just the horse d'oeuvres! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1638 'As part of our themed evening you have to pan for the beans.' 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1639 Do you have a bib? 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1640 I'm not sure "Farm-to-trough" is ever going to take off. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1641 You ordered the gluten free, right? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1642 This batch was too good to just give to Ol' Betsy, so here y'are. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1643 This is why you call it the impeachment dish--feeding from the trough 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1644 You were the one who wanted an authentic western meal! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1645 Wow, they really take this farm-to-table stuff seriously, huh? 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1646 Ah, farm to table. Excellent. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1647 I'm real sorry about my hog swallowing your ring. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1648 Well, it does appear to be gluten free. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1649 Well, the review did say it is a “farm to table” restaurant 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1650 Trough Times. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1651 It's the only all you can eat, gluten free restaurant in town 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1652 The slop here got five stars in TimeOut NY 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 21 6
1653 You say your ex recommended this place? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1654 Now this is what we call a ‘Dirt-based diet’ 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1655 From the documentaries I’ve seen, things don’t go well from here.... 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1656 Now I understand the "no forks" rating. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1657 ...And then you use the table cloth as a napkin. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1658 On second thought, I'll skip the salad. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1659 Um, I don't think this is ours. We ordered the red slop. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1660 Let it settle, then scrape off the top. You don't want that. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1661 I didn't realize online dating would be so grueling. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1662 You certainly know how to show a girl a swill time. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1663 Excuse me sir, but is that a fly in my slop? 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1664 Now THIS is deplorable 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1665 So this is what you meant by a “farm-to-table” restaurant? 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1666 When you said,"farm to table," this is not what I had in mind. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1667 And exactly why is there a dress code listed on your website? 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1668 That's the last time I'll trust the Michelin Guide 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1669 In the reviews it was called Western Fondue 1.2448 0.03871 143 110 31 2
1670 I thought you said the food here wasn't fit for pigs. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1671 Well dear, you're the one who kept asking for an authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1672 On second thought let's skip dessert. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1673 Are refills free? 1.2446 0.04190 139 106 26 4
1674 Can I get a straw, please? 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1675 I told you getting it with gravy was a bad idea.... 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1676 May we have a side of hay with this? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1677 Well you’re the one who said you could “eat like a horse”. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1678 Oh, sorry, I said 'cup' not 'trough'... 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1679 Ranch dressing goes with everything. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1680 Uh...now what Mr. authentic ? 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1681 Are flies extra? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1682 It's an immersive dining experience. Dig in. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1683 Ohhh—-horseshit, 1.2426 0.05059 136 114 11 11
1684 . . . and hints of alfalfa. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1685 I ordered it medium rare. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1686 But is it locally sourced? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1687 It must be an amuse-bouche. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1688 My trough runneth over! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1689 Well I told the waiter that you eat like a pig. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1690 All you can drink was not what I had in mind. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1691 Yelp said large servings. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1692 I thought you said "Chop House" 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1693 We recommend sharing. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1694 When the restaurant promo said, 'Channel your animal instincts for the old west, I was thinking Angus beef. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1695 I thought Le Trofte would've been fancier than this. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1696 Considering this is tonight's Surprise Special, best guess is they don't have reusable straws. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1697 Could we ask to have "Home on the Range" turned down a bit? 1.2426 0.04109 136 104 26 3
1698 I thought we said “the truffle service.” 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1699 At least it's instagramable 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1700 When they advertised "all you can eat", I had a different vision of how the food would be served. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1701 What I like is, it's organic. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1702 Well he did say it comes with ranch. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1703 Do you have soup spoons? 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1704 Well, congratulations on making Pardner, I suppose. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1705 No, we ordered the chardonnay. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1706 The presentation is a bit sloppy 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1707 I'll just have a salad. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1708 Is this free-range slop? 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1709 I'm slop intolerant. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1710 Did you hear the latest about Trump? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1711 I asked for a Sloppy Joe, not a slop trough filled by Joe. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1712 After the week I've had, I needed this. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1713 When you said this place was farm to table you weren’t kidding! 1.2409 0.03949 137 103 27 2
1714 Honey, YOU wanted farm to Table. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1715 It did say farm to table. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1716 I'm sick of you always ordering the cheapest thing on the menu! 1.2409 0.04459 137 109 21 6
1717 I think I misunderstood the "dress appropriately" line on the coupon. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1718 This is not what I was expecting when the waiter said farm to table. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1719 When I go out, I want to go someplace nicer than where I already live. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1720 That’ll do ya until the entree. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1721 It's the latest Farm to Table Restaurant" " What did you expect ? Plates! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1722 Do we order a red or a white? 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1723 Better cover your face—the menu said they serve this flambé 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1724 I'm assuming what we're having is organic. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1725 Pete Wells called it the best slop he'd ever had. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1726 I think I'd rather put on the feed bag. 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1727 I believe I ordered the truffle not the trough full... 1.2409 0.04807 137 113 15 9
1728 Who eats like a pig NOW, Harry? 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1729 What’s the main course? 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1730 I told you that you should have let the waiter translate the French menu before ordering. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1731 Without the spoons, it's a more authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1732 Maybe we should have gone to the range-fed place. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1733 And this is what I get for dating on Farmer's Only!! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1734 I guess the whole "farm to table" trend isn't what I thought it would be. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1735 Welcome to America 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1736 Sir, the year of the pig just ended. It’s the year of the rat now. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1737 Okay, unpretentious, attentive service, all organic, good portion size... 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1738 These farm to table fads have really gotten out of hand. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1739 this might not be the same pail-eo diet we read about in the New Yorker 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1740 Sure it's farm to table, but is it local? 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1741 It's all you can eat, so don't be shy. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1742 They pair the wine in a separate trough. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1743 They did say Farm to Table... 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1744 They always overdo it with the Ranch dressing here 1.2409 0.04694 137 111 17 8
1745 Speaking of goop, I saw Gwyneth Paltrow today. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1746 The food is great, but the presentation is sloppy. 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1747 Neigh! 1.2406 0.04289 133 104 24 4
1748 Whoa, Pardner! 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1749 This is going to look so good on my Instagram 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1750 Can you recommend a wine pairing? 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1751 Ma'am, I will be right back with your salt block 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1752 You wanted eclectic? This is eclectic. 1.2406 0.04015 133 103 28 2
1753 I'm just grazing tonight. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1754 Honey, please don't embarrass me by asking for a spoon! 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1755 I'm glad we splurged for extra Ranch. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1756 Now is this 100% Organic or just regular Organic? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1757 Clearly, I made a mistake when I said I wanted to 'pig out.' 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1758 It’s artisanal swill. 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1759 It’s called ‘Farm to Table.’ 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1760 I think the ‘farm-to-fork’ trend has officially gone far enough. 1.2388 0.05100 134 113 10 11
1761 So much for "easy on the dressing". 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1762 I hope you didn’t fill up on the hay, honey. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1763 If we can't finish it, may we have a bucket to take home? 1.2388 0.03989 134 104 28 2
1764 and my cousin Earl said I’d never be able to sell a liquified cow to city folk 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1765 You are what you eat. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1766 I should go feed the meter. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1767 Is authentic really our thing, Howard? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1768 Yeah, on second thought, we are gonna need more bread. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1769 I thought the trough deluxe would have more corn. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1770 It must be good. The menu was in French. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1771 This is truly farm to table. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1772 I think we should have requested separate plates. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1773 Whatever you do, don't get it on your tie 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1774 Is this the ‘Farmer’s Choice? 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1775 To me, this is just taking Veganuary too far. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1776 See, I told you that the Gold Rush Special wasn't what you thought it was. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
1777 It's all you can eat, folks. 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
1778 Photo on Mitch McConnell's wall, titled "Feeding at the Public Trough" 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1779 I'll have this and a Mountain Dew. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1780 Slop du jour in trough tureen. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1781 So, is this USDA Certified? 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1782 Shall I bring two spoons or one? 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1783 Can't wait for desert. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1784 I wonder if we should have shared the Crème Brûlée instead 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1785 They say it’s the most authentic farm-to-table in town 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1786 Would ya'll care for some biscuits with your gravy?? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1787 They did say it would be an authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1788 You promised we wouldn't pig out tonight. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1789 And you’re sure this is keto? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1790 Here’s your farm-to-table experience. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1791 Go hog wild, folks! But save room for dessert! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1792 Oh no. Not slop for dinner again. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1793 I guess farmer-to-table wasn't a typo. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1794 I’m getting a complex, heady, fruity, sweaty aroma. 1.2366 0.04174 131 102 24 3
1795 100% organic, folks. Y'all have a pleasant evenin'. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1796 Wait 'til you see it flambeed! 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1797 I think they’re bringing to much farm to the table 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1798 Ever since Mitch McConnell started eating here, this place has been all the rage! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1799 our beef starts with natural ingredients 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1800 I said chop house! Not slop house! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1801 Farm to table. Enjoy! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1802 This place re-defines farm to table. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1803 And this is definitely the authentic style? 1.2366 0.04576 131 105 19 6
1804 And there are no straws? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1805 I'll be right back with your bibs. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1806 I told you that's not how you spell hummus. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1807 This is our signature organic "Free-range Vegetarian Beef"... made with pureed free range organics that infuse beef... served in our unique eco-friendly biodegradable tableware! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1808 Harold, It's me or the Paleo 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1809 No ma'am, this ain't chocolate. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1810 I hope it's vegan? 1.2366 0.04446 131 103 20 4
1811 Sorry folks, but the kitchen ran out of the prime rib au jus, so we're giving you an extra large serving of the jus. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1812 Looks like the slop my mother-in-law used to serve. Hope it’s as good. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1813 The review gave it 5 pigs 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1814 You know Harold, I really think some of these places have taken the "Farm to Restaurant" idea a bit too literally. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1815 We also have a take out size ! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1816 This will go right to my ribs, loins, and flanks. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1817 Thank you. And we'll also need a bushel of napkins. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1818 It's our very own stable to table recipe. 1.2366 0.03882 131 107 21 3
1819 And to think, before Farm-to-Table, you could only buy pre-packaged slop. 1.2366 0.04103 131 105 22 4
1820 Farm to table” cuisine is overrated 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1821 Ummm...can we see the fodder menu? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1822 Looks like dessert'll be out of the question Sergio. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1823 Plastic straws endanger cattle, so we recommend you plant your faces in there and suck. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1824 They meant it when they said that you can "pig out" on the "Slop Diet." 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1825 When you dined here last week we know you were disappointed in the small soup portions. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1826 I hate it when your brother has us over for Pot Luck. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1827 Well, it is locally sourced. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1828 They're calling the chef the Duchamp of farm-to-table. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1829 You can't get any more farm to table than this. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1830 This, James Hogg, is what happens when you use your full name to make a reservation. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1831 But we ordered the trough du jour. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1832 See, I told you this place on 7th Ave would be just like home on the old ranch. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1833 I thought you said we were going to a chop house, not a slop house. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1834 I've had it with these farm-to-table places. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1835 Enough Harold. Last week it was Graze! 1.2366 0.04512 131 108 16 7
1836 Refills are free, so go ahead and pig out. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1837 Oh, you said, 'The Exes Special'. 1.2366 0.05064 131 110 11 10
1838 I'll need a spoon if you don't mind - my nose is a problem otherwise. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1839 This isn't what I was expecting when they said 'farm-to-table' 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1840 They're all about farm to table, with no farmers' market in between. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1841 Why yes ma’am, it’s gluten free. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1842 I know I said we should stay in and pig out for our anniversary, but this is ridiculous... 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1843 Wow! This is certainly an interesting first date. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1844 It's just not the same without plastic straws. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1845 This explains the warm milk. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1846 Can you put the leftovers in a piggy bag? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1847 And you say it's definitely organic and locally sourced slop? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1848 is this— is this Shen Yun? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1849 I asked for the bucket on the side... 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1850 Sooey? I think this farm-to-table thing has gone a bit too far. 1.2366 0.04243 131 106 20 5
1851 Are there other farm to table choices? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1852 Maybe we should have ordered the Special. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1853 You say "humus", and I say "hummus". Let's call the whole thing off. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1854 I'm sure you meant well, but you just don't listen to me. I said we should have a thorough talk at dinner, not a trough at dinner." 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1855 If you think the chocolate truffle is something, wait until you see the pheasant under glass 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1856 Yelp was right when they said 'lacking presentation finesse but portions large enough to feed a horse.' 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1857 Oh, was that your grandmother's recipe? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1858 Woooooooooo, Pigs! Sooie! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1859 Well, they did say this was a place where you could pig out at. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1860 I love these farm-to-table restaurants, but their take-home containers are so hard to carry. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1861 This farm to table movement has gone a little too far. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1862 I'm sorry I called you a 'pig,' Gary. But this is taking it too far. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1863 Next time I'd go for the grass-fed. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1864 It’s barn-to-table. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1865 This should be fine. The“Shark Hunter’s Special” is way too chummy. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1866 Well..the review said it was a farm to table! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1867 You asked for farm to table. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1868 Honey, I told you I was going to eat like a pig... 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1869 If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, "Horse Slop and Pig Crap" is not a good restaurant!!! 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1870 I told you. It's an ethnic restaurant. 1.2353 0.04205 136 107 24 4
1871 I see why this place only has half a star. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1872 This was the only farm to table option they had. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1873 I question the relative safety of this farm to table concept. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1874 I'm done. No more vegan restaurants. 1.2353 0.04810 136 113 14 9
1875 Pigging out” at our favorite farm-to-table. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1876 That’s right, sir, farm to stable to table. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1877 I knew we should have ordered a la carte. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1878 Maybe this farm to table thing isn’t such a bad idea 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1879 No extra charge for the ambience. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1880 Sorry. I asked for sparkling. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1881 I mean, you did ask for extra ranch. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1882 I asked for farm-to-table, not farm-on-table. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1883 Timothy, I said I wanted to eat at the bar, not the barn. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1884 Let me get this wine decanted as I go over the specials on our "Hogs & Kisses" Valentine's Day Menu. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1885 Wait till you see the rooms! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1886 When their ad said "Farm to table" this isn't what I had in mind! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1887 Farm-to-table has really jumped the shark. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1888 Now I understand the ranch dressing. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1889 You'll like this, it's farm-to-table-to-farm 1.2353 0.03498 136 108 26 2
1890 I heard this is the most exclusive farm-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1891 I told you we should have just ordered a carafe. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1892 On second thought, let's not pig out. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1893 I guess I heard something different when Adam said the earthy, black trough-fills are to die for. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1894 Maybe farmer-to-table is a little too authentic. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1895 We're going to need a horsie bag, 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1896 This doesn’t like “Medium-Well” to me! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1897 It's a dude ranch amuse bouche 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1898 This here is rodeo cuisine served in our famous ranch tureen. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1899 And some people say that half the meal is in the presentation. 1.2348 0.04146 132 102 25 3
1900 Well, they did say that it was "farm to table". 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1901 It’s the latest midtown trend. 1.2348 0.04912 132 110 13 9
1902 Wow! Talk about your farm to table! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1903 When you said farm to table, you weren’t kidding. 1.2348 0.04004 132 99 27 2
1904 Whoa thar' partner, that's more than enough! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1905 This is why you don't go with the prix fixe on Valentine's Day. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1906 Rest assured, it tastes better than it looks! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1907 can I interest you in a fresh black truffle shaving for an extra $75? 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
1908 Tex will be here in a jiffy with yer compostable hay straws. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1909 Farm to table is getting a little out of hand, don’t you think? 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1910 I know it's not ideal, but they say horses don't get diabetes. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1911 Howdy y'all, I'll be yer waiter today. Here's some fine werdie quap to start y'all off. 1.2348 0.05142 132 112 9 11
1912 Does this soup come with Animal Crackers? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1913 When you asked me if I liked 'rustic', I was thinking bibs and butter, not trough and beans. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 22 4
1914 Given your last review on Yelp,the Chef thought this would be more to your taste. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1915 Tonight's special. Boeuf a la troeuf! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1916 How about we pour a glass of swill and go graze at the buffet? 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1917 I don't suppose you know if this is gluten-free? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1918 The swill looks the same, but I love what they've done with the troughs. 1.2348 0.04416 132 105 20 5
1919 I wish the menu better explained the farm to table part. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1920 This really brings Global Warming home! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1921 I said no onions! 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1922 It's called Cowboy Consomme. Next up is The Whole Hog. Bon Appetit, y'all! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1923 OK, Mr. Metaphor, we’ve bellied up to the trough. Don’t you dare even suggest strapping on the old feed bag. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1924 No one judges you here for eating like a pig. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1925 How rustic. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1926 You said you wanted to be a trough-y wife. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1927 I call bullshit. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1928 In the future, let’s stick to fundraisers in wine caves! 1.2339 0.03985 124 96 27 1
1929 At least we're cage-free. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1930 I’m starting to have some doubts about this new “extreme farm-to-table” cuisine concept. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1931 Oh, I ordered this with the feed bag. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1932 Do you think it’s organic? 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1933 Authentic farm to table... 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1934 They did say, ‘Authentic farm to table.’ 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1935 Slop du jour 1.2336 0.04428 137 109 20 6
1936 They say that this is one of Brooklyn's ten best ranch-themed dining experiences. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
1937 The review said they take farm to table to a new level. 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1938 That's right...we need more antioxidants. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1939 This is our last Trough to Table experience 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
1940 This restaurant has a 5 star rating by the Gastrointestinal Disorder Quarterly. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1941 Honey, I think we want our food to make some more stops between the farm and the table. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1942 Farm to Table has really gotten out of hand 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1943 I’m going to need a bib. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1944 Could you bring the feedbag when you get a chance? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1945 Hey Dude,I’ve got a hankerin’ to kick your ass. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1946 I'm not sure this is how you make Mississippi mud pie. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1947 I take it back. I don't want to eat like a pig. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1948 Don’t worry, it’s 100% vegan 1.2331 0.04514 133 107 19 6
1949 Well, they did promise “farm-to-table cuisine without the pretense.” 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1950 Nothing fresher than farm to table 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1951 I should've checked yelp instead of straight form the horse's mouth.. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1952 This restaurant really meant it when they said farm to table. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1953 Well, you wanted to "pig out"! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1954 I misunderstood. This restaurant isn’t “farm to table,” it’s “farm on table.” 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1955 To be fair, they did claim they were a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1956 So hard to find authentic farm to table restaurants these days. 1.2331 0.03602 133 104 28 1
1957 Huh. They really do farm-to-table. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1958 They're taking 'Farm to Table' a bit too serious. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1959 But Alice said the large gruel trough was not to be missed. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1960 So this is a ‘Farm-to-Table‘ restaurant? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1961 Now now George. It's Gazpacho. It's suppose to be cold. 1.2331 0.04514 133 107 19 6
1962 I just think farm-to-table tastes better, don't you? 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1963 Bucket 'O Slop" was reviewed as the most trendy restaurant in the Ozarks 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1964 They take pride in locally-sourced food, direct from real farmers. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1965 Zagat named it the most authentic farm-to-table in the city. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1966 Well you did say ranch style! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1967 Is this your subtle way of saying I'm a pig after seeing other men? It's over, Willie. Over. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1968 Is this literally "farm" to table? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1969 ...”Hand crafted, farm to table, and meatless”....!? You weren’t kidding about millenial cuisine. Two martinis please!! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1970 Tres Slopppe pour deux" looked better on the menu 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1971 I think I preferred the farm-to-table fraud. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1972 I know we said we were hungry as a horse, but this is way too much! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1973 I asked for chunky style 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1974 Of course, my New Year's Resolution had to be giving up straws. 1.2331 0.03832 133 103 29 1
1975 This reminds me of the slop momma used to serve. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1976 If you have oats for dessert you get to keep the feedbag. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1977 I'm quite sure that under the new USDA rules this still counts as vegetable 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1978 Are you sure this is what they mean by "farm to table"? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1979 I’ve been trying to diet, but sometimes you have to eat like a pig. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1980 Looks like I’m going to need a bib. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1981 I like to start with a drink before tying on the feed bag. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1982 I think farm-to-table might be overrated. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1983 I know. I said “I eat like a pig” 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1984 Our trough-to-table pris fixe also comes with a hay bale deluxe for dessert. Eat up! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1985 Well, the reviewer did say the food sticks with you long after you leave the restaurant. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1986 That's an awful lot of ranch dressing... 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1987 I read there's only a nominal corkage fee. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1988 Farm to table leftovers du jour 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
1989 I hear it's tres Keto. 1.2326 0.04193 129 101 24 3
1990 Could you bring another plate, please? 1.2326 0.04472 129 103 20 5
1991 I thought we ordered truffles, not troughfuls, this time. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1992 Does this contain fertilizers? I’m allergic. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1993 Ummmm........We just wanted two cups of the cowboy coffee. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1994 Grass Fed and Grass Finished. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1995 Well, ma'am, you did say you could eat like a horse. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1996 Is that organic slop? 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1997 The menu DID say that it was an authentic farm-to-table vegetarian consomme dotted with whole yellow peas -- served in a rustic wooden trough! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1998 The good news is that it's locally sourced organic mud. 1.2320 0.04271 125 97 22 3
1999 'The trough is hand-hewn from recently discarded Coppola wine barrels." 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2000 Farm to Table in 2020 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2001 You had to supersize it, didn't you. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2002 What do you mean it doesn't look good; It was endorsed by 3 triple crown winning trainers. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2003 the year is 2020. ukrainian meddling has cost trump the election. adam schiff and his globalist puppeteers conscript out of work but otherwise redblooded american men to serve actual garbage to white suburban women at apparently upscale restaurants. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2004 Well you said you wanted 'a pork dish' 1.2319 0.03750 138 107 30 1
2005 Cheryl wasn’t kidding when she said farm to table. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2006 They say it's locally-sourced, artisanal slop... 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
2007 I thought we ordered unprocessed organic food from farm? 1.2313 0.05071 134 114 9 11
2008 What did you use to say about leading a horse? 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
2009 Chocolate troughffle 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
2010 I have nicer troughs than this at home. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
2011 I'm pretty sure I said 'truffles'. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2012 These farm to table restaurants are getting a little out of hand. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
2013 When we asked for two large glasses of Bloody Marys, we didn't mean trough size." 1.2313 0.05071 134 114 9 11
2014 I was told this was the most authentic farm to table restaurant 1.2313 0.03807 134 103 29 1
2015 You did say this was a farm to table restaurant. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2016 This is taking farm to table a bit to far. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2017 Well, its definitely a different take on the farm-to-table restaurant concept 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2018 It’s refreshing to see a chef take farm to table so seriously. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2019 How local did you say? 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2020 We call it farmer-to-table. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2021 Organic and local, enjoy! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2022 I'm reconsidering my "No straws" stance. 1.2308 0.03867 130 101 28 1
2023 For such a fancy restaurant they are surprisingly generous with their portions. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
2024 They really meant it when they called this place a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2025 Is this what you call farm to table? 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2026 I think farm to table presentation might be ruining a good idea. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2027 Is this what happened to Mr. Peanut? 1.2308 0.05345 117 99 9 9
2028 Its like a buffet, only we bring the trough to you fancy-like. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2029 Yes, we offer free refills. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2030 All of our wines are artisanal. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
2031 Here is the sauce, ribs to follow! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2032 This fusion thing has gone too far. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2033 Excuse me, is our house salad coming too? 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2034 Mmmmm, Slop. Hope I don't make a pig of myself like last time. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2035 Do we get straws? 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2036 It's the newest thing. The total opposite of deconstructed dishes.This is coulibiac of salmon, a bed of Po Valley rice, and locally foraged baby greens, all completely digested. 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
2037 Farm fresh, Gluten Free...Bon Appetit 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2038 I shudder to think what wine goes with this. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2039 I guess it was just a matter of time America 1.2308 0.04164 130 100 24 3
2040 I don't mind eating from a trough, I just don't want to be hosed down afterwards. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2041 Okay, farm to table is officially over. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2042 Real "Farm to Table "dining. Dan Sway,Cincinnati 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2043 If you think this is good, wait till we get to the main course. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2044 We wanted pig's feet, actually. Are you saying pigs' feed was also on the menu? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2045 This is a little too much farm to table... 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2046 Please, don't eat like a pig. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2047 They must be cleaning the silverware today 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2048 Sir, you're pouring red swill into a white swill trough. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2049 First there was goop and now there’s slop. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2050 Farm-to-table sounded better than gluten-free. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
2051 OK. Now I see why this place is called The Congressional Bistro. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2052 Paleo, Paileo? What's the difference? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2053 Perhaps we shouldn't have ordered the sloppy joes. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2054 We get it. You're farm-to-table. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2055 Ok so how long do we have to wait for the salad to grow 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2056 The reviews did say Farm to Table. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2057 How long will it take the asparagus to grow until we can eat them? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2058 Where there's a swill,there's a whey. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2059 Farmer to table takes it up a notch 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2060 Well, this is a fresh take on the farm-to-table philosophy. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2061 Eating our words was never this hard before. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2062 I think they may have taken "farm-to-table" a bit too literally... 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2063 It's fusion cuisine called French Barnyard 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2064 Y’all said you wanted farm-to-table. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2065 Ok, maybe I am an alcoholic. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2066 I know I said that I was as hungry as a horse, but this is ridiculous! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2067 Is this locally sourced slop? 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2068 If he hollers sooey, sooey, sooey, I'm going to barf. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2069 Rachael Ray has such a knack for simplifying. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2070 Is this organic, non-GMO and locally sourced? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
2071 This isn't what I meant when I said I was a sloppy eater 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2072 On the plus side, I think we're going to be on time for the show tonight. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2073 I thought he said it was a truffle? 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
2074 I can't wait for the chardonnay bucket. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2075 Do you think this whole farm to table thing has gone a bit too far? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2076 I knew it was a mistake for you to try and order in French. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2077 I thought farm to table was something else. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2078 I assumed "farm to table" meant via the kitchen. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2079 I think the farm-to-table trend is getting out of hand. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2080 I think the farm to table trend is getting a bit out of hand 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2081 Let's try the new farm-to-table place, you said. It will be fun, you said. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2082 Saturday night special at Pig in Trough 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2083 I'd hate to see what we'd get if I said I could eat a horse. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2084 You call THIS slop? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2085 This "Farm Fresh" rage is getting a little out of hand... 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2086 The website did say 'extreme' farm to table. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2087 We aim to perfect the farm-to-table experience. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2088 Let's not make pigs of ourselves. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2089 I thought this came with breadsticks. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2090 This farm to table concept is getting carried away. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2091 I guess I shouldn't have tried to order in my high-school French. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2092 I thought he said the special was Truffle Soup. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2093 This is the most authentic farm to table restaurant in the city. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2094 We'll start you off tonight with our endless hummus... 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2095 I asked for dressing on the side 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2096 They've really taking this farm-to-table thing seriously. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2097 I just wanted to have you the most surprising meal of your life! 1.2283 0.04897 127 106 13 8
2098 Well, at least it's locally sourced. 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
2099 The menu called it the “Politician Special” 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2100 This is the heirloom slop, right? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2101 This is just for washing our hands, we get our own troughs for the meal. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2102 Y’all enjoying our farmer to table service? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2103 Yep, it’s people. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2104 I don't suppose you have spoons? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2105 ...And he forgot the lemon. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2106 I guess we should have guessed. The place IS called Chez Chuck Wagon. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2107 There's a little too much farm in this farm-to-table dinner. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2108 Maybe we should've asked for gravy on the side. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2109 I have a slightly different understanding of farm to table. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2110 Enjoy your Tex-Mess Bucketo. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2111 Jim, did the description say anything beyond “Farm to Table” ? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2112 We purée the entire menu for seniors, dig in. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2113 This puts a whole new spin on “Farm to Table”... 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2114 Well,you wanted authentic farm to table. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2115 This is from actual bulls, Charles, and it represents what I think of your political rationalizations for this president. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2116 When it said “Field to table dining” I kind of expected a plate 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2117 And could we have a gallon of Tabasco? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2118 So this is swine dining. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2119 Now don’t make a pig of yourself! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2120 Drew, I thought you were taking me to the bar when you said, “Babe, let’s get sloppy.” 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2121 O.M.G! G.M.O 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2122 We offer a choice of glass or stainless steel straws. 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
2123 Well you did ask for farm-to-table. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2124 The chef here takes the "Farm to Table" concept very seriously. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2125 Yessir, this is the small trough. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2126 I couldn't get a reservation at the 5-star farm-to-table, so I thought we'd try the Lone Star option. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2127 Free refills. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2128 I’m glad we agreed to split the appetizer. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2129 I think you misunderstood what it meant to “plight your troth.” 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2130 I shouldn't have said I'm a little hoarse. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2131 Puddle water OK for you, folks? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2132 Are you getting a hint of saffron? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2133 I knew I should've gone with the Carbonara. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2134 They said this project would never take off 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2135 I should have ordered the feed bag. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2136 This might be taking the ‘Farm to Table’ movement a bit too far. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2137 This looks like the same slop d'jour we had last time. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2138 They say it helps you get in touch with your inner horse. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2139 It's slough food. 1.2240 0.04801 125 103 14 7
2140 Do I dare ask for a straw? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2141 Our chefs vegan slumgullion with a sprig of basil . 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2142 How do they serve seconds? 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2143 It’s called “Cuisine du Cochon.” 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2144 I didn’t know this place was farmer to table. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2145 Capitalist pigs! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2146 The all you can eat box seemed more appetizing on the menu. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2147 That's lots of sauce for one rib. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2148 Cooky got a new fangled juicer. Here's your steak tartar. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2149 No carbon footprint, no hurt animals, no hidden ingredients, still nutritious and a personal chef preparing it. Didn't I tell you you'd love it. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2150 Let's bury this Quid Pro Quo forever ! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2151 They do promote it as place to pig out in an elegant setting. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2152 You say this pairs well with a high pressure hose off? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2153 I thought you said you were taking me to a ‘swell’ restaurant. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2154 I think we’re overdressed for this farm-to-table fare. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2155 Et pour Madame? 1.2240 0.04305 125 103 17 5
2156 Boy, they weren't kidding when they said "from the farm to the table"! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2157 I know I said we should try a farm to table restaurant ...but this is not what I expected. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2158 Wait, this is the appetizer size? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2159 Its the new thing. Trough to table. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2160 At least we’re not at the communal table. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2161 This isn't quite what I was expecting when they said 'farm-to-table'. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2162 Jim, I think this farm-to-table thing has gone too far. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2163 This is the new food craze, Hon. It's called stable to table. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2164 I said I could eat a horse, not eat like a horse... 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2165 When you said that we were going to eat at the trough, I thought you were being funny. 1.2231 0.03978 121 94 25 1
2166 Is this plant based slop? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2167 I miss the socializing at the public one. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2168 What I said was I'd like to try a truffle. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2169 They take ‘farm-to-table’ very seriously here. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2170 So...the trick is to not look like a pig while you’re eating it. 1.2231 0.03978 121 97 22 2
2171 It’s an old family recipe. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2172 I’m starting to think that this whole farm-to-table thing may have gone too far. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2173 Remind me, is it red wine or white with slop? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2174 Your idea of "experiencing colonial cuisine" is already a bad idea. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2175 This is NOT what I expected when I heard "farm to table" 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2176 I guess I just assumed that there were more steps in the farm-to-table process. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2177 You've invested ALL our money in this chain of 'slop' restaurants? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2178 ..ladies first.. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2179 Are you sure this is locally sourced slop? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2180 From the garden to the table! 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2181 Folks, Its pureed truffles, We call 'em Troughfles! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2182 I said your TROPHY dish. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2183 Hopefully this course is an improvement over the feedbag. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2184 The reviews raved about the authentic farm-to-table experience. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2185 No wonder it's called The Trawfull' 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2186 Hope y'all enjoy the chef's special farm-to-table entree tonight. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2187 Looks like Cookie has whipped up something really special for us tonight. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2188 While you're waiting for you food to grow, can I interest either of you in a time-lapse video or a barrel of wine? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2189 I wondered what farm-to-table fusion would be. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2190 Wow. I didn't realize this was all you can eat. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2191 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the farm-to-table special. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2192 He did say it was farm-to-table... 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2193 When will you do something that doesn't perplex me? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2194 When you said you feed at the public trough I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2195 On the plus side, the straws aren't paper. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2196 I told you, it's Chef's Choice. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2197 Is there salad with that? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2198 It's part of the Twelve Step program to cure us of our urban elitism. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2199 This is trough, but.. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2200 How do you keep your tablecloths so white? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2201 So, how committed are we to this farm-to-table thing? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2202 They really take this 'farm to table' movement seriously here. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2203 It's a traditional Texas Tea Ceremony 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2204 You are right about this place. It’s not the same ol’ slop! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2205 Better leave the bucket... 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2206 So you say this place is Farm-to-table 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2207 I support the farm-to-table movement, but are we sure it's any healthier? 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2208 It doesn't get more natural than this. 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2209 I told you to ask about the daily special before ordering. 1.2222 0.04123 126 103 19 4
2210 So that's what they mean when they say "From farm to table." 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2211 And could we could a refill on bread? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2212 Sometimes feeding at the public trough may not seem like all it is cracked up to be. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2213 Actually, we prefer a little less farm and more table. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2214 We said ‘swell’ not ‘swill.’ 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2215 It may be organic but was it prepared using filtered water? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2216 Harry, Must you always order the large slop every time we come here? 1.2213 0.04279 122 97 21 3
2217 Any possibility that we could have a couple of sharing plates? 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
2218 I told you, you chewed too loudly. Logan Egan, 10, Brooklyn, NY 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2219 Well... Farm to table is all the rage dear 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2220 But the menu said truffles? 1.2213 0.03494 122 101 18 3
2221 You’re sure this is gluten free slop? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2222 I thought we were getting farm to table, not authentic farm to table. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2223 It's our swine pour; on the house. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2224 Is this what Fresh From The Farm meant? 1.2213 0.04117 122 96 23 2
2225 Are you sure this is the only thing here that's vegan? 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2226 So that's what you meant when you said they put a whole new slant on "farm-to-table" cuisine. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2227 What in tarnation did you order? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2228 Sorry honey, I thought "Pig Food" was just some fun hipster restaurant name. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2229 It's slop-to-trough, and apparently gluten free. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2230 They aren't kidding about taking Farm to Table seriously here. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2231 It's not so much slop that bothers me, it's the "Sooee, sooee, pig, pig, pig, pig!" calls. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2232 Brooklyn's newest "Farm to Table" dining establishment 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2233 Can you suggest a good wine pairing? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2234 Are you sure this is the five-star dude ranch? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2235 They say it's the best slop east of the Mississippi. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2236 I suppose this gives a whole new meaning to “Farm to Table.” 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2237 That looks scrumptious, Tex, but could I use a spoon instead? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2238 Actually, I asked for no bread in mine... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2239 Let’s try French-to-table next time. 1.2213 0.04730 122 100 15 6
2240 Texas wine comes by the trough 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2241 I don't know. I had sort of a different idea of "farm to table." 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2242 It's from our new "Trough to Table" menu. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2243 Bob, Bob, listen to me. Listen. You heard me order Soup, not slop, of the day. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2244 I suppose at this point, there’s no need to ask for a napkin and utensils? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2245 This really takes farm-to-table dining to a new level. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2246 When they said “farm-to-table,” I thought there’d at least be a few steps in-between. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2247 The coupon is for an “All You Can Eat Farm To Table Buffet.” 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2248 Maybe we should have stuck with family size. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2249 When you told me the restaurant was "farm-to-table," I had something else in mind. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2250 Larry, I hate to say this but your penchant for “skipping the middle man,” has finally gone too far. 1.2213 0.04117 122 95 23 2
2251 They get their gruel imported from France 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2252 When you said farm to table, I didn't picture this! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2253 Is this your idea of farm to table? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2254 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should pig-out tonight. 1.2213 0.04434 122 98 19 4
2255 This whole "no straw" movement is getting ridiculous! 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2256 Bon appétit: soup mu nour! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2257 Do I have to explain the Bucket List thing to you? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2258 Oh. You literally meant farm to table. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2259 Of course it's organic......just look at it 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
2260 It shouldn't require a prospector to find the lobster in the bisque. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2261 Extra buckets, $3.75. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2262 And you had to demand the prix fixe menu. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2263 Bad choice for our wine pairing. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2264 Are there chips? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2265 Are you sure this is vegan and gluten free? 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2266 I think I finally understand the whole 'farm to table' dining thing. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2267 I don't think this is what they meant by "farm to table" . 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2268 Yes, sir, it's slop, but it's our best slop. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2269 You ordered bean soup. I'm here to spill the beans. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2270 This is not what I meant when I suggested, 'organic' restaurant... 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2271 Sir, can we please order off the other farm-to-table menu? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2272 If you haven't dined with us before, we are totally farm to table. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2273 Well, you weren't lying about this place being farm-to-table. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2274 Authentic farm to table menu, like the reviews all said. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2275 Delicious and you'll be pooping like nobody's business 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2276 It doesn't come well done. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2277 Sure.. the portions are better but I still prefer free range restaurants. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2278 We don't allow plastic straws. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2279 The website did say: "from ranch to table..." 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2280 So you're telling me truffles come from the dirt? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2281 There has to be a mistake. We didn’t order the SLOP DU JOUR 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2282 Farm to table? Looks more like barn to table. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2283 It’s just like a buffet but you don’t have to leave the table. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2284 Okay, this farm to table concept has gone too far. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2285 The Rancher's Special is always a great choice. Enjoy! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2286 Be careful, the trough is very hot. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2287 It's the same slop your mother makes. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2288 Honey, you told me the food was Farm-to-Table not Farmer-to-Table! 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2289 That's not what I had in mind when I ordered a mud pie 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2290 It's the swill of the people. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2291 I thought this would be appropriate since your mother is always calling me a gold digger. 1.2174 0.04749 115 94 15 5
2292 I really thought they were being ironic. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2293 I told you it was not a restaurant. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2294 So we can hydrate before the round-up. 1.2167 0.03172 120 96 24 0
2295 The Times say this is Washington's hottest new restaurant." 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2296 Are you sure this is a farm to table 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2297 For starters,.. I thought we'd go the farm to table route..... 1.2167 0.04457 120 97 18 4
2298 Next time, perhaps we go a little less farm a little more table? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2299 You're friend Joe did say he ate like a pig. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
2300 Pig out. You first. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2301 Because I think you’re a pig, Jeffrey. 1.2167 0.03958 120 100 16 4
2302 Dig in. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2303 And...here is your chocolate mousse "a la mud" 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2304 I heard it was farm-to-table, but this is a bit literal. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2305 Let's tell each other what we're digging for before we get in too deep. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2306 This place takes farm-to-table a little too far. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2307 I get the whole 'Farm to Table' thing, but aren't you taking it a little too far? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2308 I guess we have our choice of toppings: apples, carrots, or oats. 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2309 Gwyneth says this place is great for Vulva-Curious Psychonauts. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2310 Our trough runnith over. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2311 Reduce, reuse, recycle 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2312 Is it too late to say no onions? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2313 This is what happens when you don’t yelp restaurants Gary. 1.2155 0.04550 116 94 17 4
2314 A 2019 pig slop from south-eastern Kentucky, made from varieties of stale bread and melon rind. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2315 This isn't what I was expecting when I ordered the vegan option. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2316 You know, when the valet mentioned "castrating the hogs," we should have been suspicious. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2317 Maybe this "farm-to-table" thing has gone too far. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2318 I remember when we used to graze. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2319 So, I guess our days of wine and roses are over. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2320 Play your cards right and I'll hog-tie you when we get back to my place. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2321 Just a minute garçon - there's a fly in our soup 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2322 The recipe is from a collaboration of The Galloping Gourmet and The French Chef, and called vichytrough 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2323 Too bad the Wigglys couldn't join us. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2324 I think the Farm-to-Table concept has gone too far. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2325 I stand corrected. American slop looks just like the French slop 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2326 I may be a bore. But I'm not a pig. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2327 A complimentary amuse bouche from the chef at the Hog Heaven Cafe. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2328 I know you’re excited, Herman, but don’t put all four feet in the trough. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2329 I guess they’re taking this whole ‘farm to table’ thing pretty literally. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2330 I suddenly feel inspired not to tip.... 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2331 I requested an amuse-bouche. I am not amused. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2332 You'd never guess there's no meat in it. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2333 I was told there would be cake. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2334 This beats s#@t on stick. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2335 I was hoping we'd each get our own trough. 1.2137 0.04675 117 96 15 5
2336 Sorry, I think I ordered fries with this 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2337 I thought the kale purée would have more personality. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2338 I wanted tapas, not slop-as 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2339 I'll check with the sommelier, but I think your O.K. with a red or a white... 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2340 The Times review said the gravy was to die for. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2341 We'll just take the check, please. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2342 Would you like to take the first slurp? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2343 I'm hungry as a horse. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2344 I've never truly felt desired. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2345 Just as y'all requested: our finest selections from the swine menu. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2346 The arugula should be ready in 1-2 weeks. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2347 I don't want you two to be hungry till the cows come home. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2348 This is carrying farm to table too far. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2349 Here’s your trough de jour. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2350 No salt and pepper, thank you. It's just swill the way it is. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2351 Thank you all the same, waiter, but only I am allowed to call him a pig. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2352 You know this is a one night stand right? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2353 We have locally sourced cow pies for dessert. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2354 Is the trough BPA-free? 1.2105 0.04221 114 94 17 3
2355 Let's try the ultimate farm-to-table experience, you said. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2356 Damn, I should have ordered the large. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2357 This is authentic Farm-to-Table dining 1.2105 0.03835 114 90 24 0
2358 I don’t think we’re getting utensils. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2359 I suppose a joint like this still carries plastic straws. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2360 ...and a Green River to share." 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2361 On second thought let's belly up to the bar. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2362 I know the menu said it comes with country gravy, but I didn't expect it to be *this* country. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2363 The other guests will be joining you shortly. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2364 Excuse me, waiter...but there's a horsefly in my soup. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2365 Excuse me, I think there's a fly in my slop. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2366 I'm glad we checked the reviews before ordering, the portions are very generous. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2367 Sorry, I ordered before you got here. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2368 Now I know what you meant by “let’s go out and make pigs of ourselves.” 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2369 The slop here is great! The presentation, just so-so. 1.2105 0.04032 114 88 22 1
2370 Bob's house of gravy, yup. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2371 This is vegan though, right? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2372 Titta! Jag har genom avancerad nanoteknik lyckats destillera min ångest och rädsla till en flytande vätska. Nu är jag ingenting inombords. Ett vandrande skal mot döden, yihaah! 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2373 It's the next paleo. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2374 You’re sure this is the only vegan item on the menu? 1.2105 0.04740 114 94 14 5
2375 I thought you said we’d be sharing a truffle, not a trough full. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2376 Sure the Soylent Green New Deal is reducing emissions, but sometimes I do miss plates 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2377 This is the last time I order the pizza gluten free. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2378 Apparently Arnold Ziffel won Top Chef. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2379 Technically, it’s still molecular gastronomy 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2380 I think "farm-to-table" has gotten out of hand. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2381 Here vegan-style means 'If you can't eat 'em, join 'em.' 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2382 Authentic enough? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2383 How much is Uber right now? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2384 I think red would better complement the earthy under notes. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2385 I thought you said you liked farm-to-table. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2386 This "Farm to Table Special for 2" is not exactly what I'd imagined. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2387 We should have picked sparkling instead. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2388 They say getting a reservation here is like striking gold. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2389 Well, it is organic. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2390 Not exactly what I expected when you said “farm to table” 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2391 Ya'll want a spoon with that? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2392 Wow! This is farm to table... 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2393 I don't really believe THE NEW YORKER food reviews after this. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2394 Is this the surf or the turf? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2395 Hunting the truffles ourselves seems a bit much dear 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2396 It smells delicious but I still wish we had gotten to eat it before your horse did. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2397 I guess we will be pigging out after all! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2398 Don’t you think this is taking farm-to-table a little too far? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2399 It's trough to table. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 19 2
2400 Mother insisted on this place ... 1.2087 0.04703 115 93 14 5
2401 You said I pledge my troth to thee. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2402 I think we are taking the "farm-to-table" trend a bit too far... 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2403 But surely a pasture-fresh smoothie can't mean this! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2404 Honestly, I just have a bird's appetite. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2405 At last, the true farm-to-table eating experience! 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2406 They call it Ranch-to-Table. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2407 You really splurged for our 15th anniversary dinner, Reginald! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2408 Can we skip the farm-to-table menu? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2409 This is taking "Farm to Table" dining to a whole new level 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2410 Although I asked for this sauce on the side, I'll give your restaurant 5 stars for its delicious sarcasm. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2411 I'm starting to cool on "farm-to-table." 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2412 It may be the best swill in town, but the presentation sucks! 1.2087 0.04862 115 96 12 6
2413 This restaurant supports the farm to table movement. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2414 This is way too farm-to-table, even for me. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2415 So you said this was non-GMO, sugar-free, and organic, right? 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2416 You're telling me this is your gluten free option? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2417 Are you comfortable eating from the same plate? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2418 Your next course is Wilbur. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2419 Like swine? No, we like wine! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2420 I heard the chef takes 'farm to table' cuisine to a whole new level. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2421 The hint of pig's feet gives it that special taste. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2422 They take farm to table quite literally here. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2423 I told you not to order off the farm to stable menu. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2424 I guess I thought the wine pairings would come separately. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2425 Farm to table is getting too literal for me. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 12 4
2426 Nothing beats farm fresh 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2427 FINALLY, a real Farm to Table restaurant honey! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2428 Is this your first time dining at Western Fondue? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2429 I thought it said 'Truffle.' 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2430 This is not what I pictured when you said ‘farm-to-table.’ 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2431 So...I guess this is farm to table. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2432 Is it low carb? I just can't afford more carbs. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2433 Must be the new ‘Trough to Table’ fad I have been hearing about 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2434 Congressman, are you sure feeding at the trough is the latest dining craze? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2435 The salad course will be out in 45-60 days. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2436 You wan organic, here is organic. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2437 No I'm sorry, I asked for the man-ag-er. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2438 Well, there's the first two chunks of meat I've seen so far. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2439 No Marv, I did not ask you to book on Open Stable. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2440 This is your horse d'oeuvre 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2441 Are you absolutely sure this place is in the Michelin Guide? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2442 I think this might be toooo vegan... 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2443 It’s ranch to table. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2444 Is this slop farm raised? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2445 If I had your hairline, I'd slurp this baby dry. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2446 I guess that’s how it’s done in Texas. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2447 The worst part is we don't have silverware. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2448 I asked for a waffle, not a trough full. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2449 To tell you the trough I’ve never eaten here before. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2450 This is not a fast food restaurant. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2451 This looks like the same old slop--I was hoping for an upgrade with our Groupon. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2452 I suppose gluten-free would be to much to hope for. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2453 I'll have a little less ranch dressing on mine. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2454 Harold, can you just confess to damaging the concrete parking barrier? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2455 I guess everything really is bigger in Texas. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2456 Why eat a pig when you can eat what a pig eats? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2457 No, I said like truffles. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2458 Is it just me or does no one really try anymore? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2459 It looked more cruciferous on line. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2460 Slop. It’s what’s for dinner” 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2461 I asked if it was Whole 30 not Back 40... 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2462 This is when I really miss a big, sturdy plastic straw. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2463 You're sure this slop is local? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2464 Are either of you gluten intolerant? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2465 You said you wanted farm-to-table cuisine. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2466 Apparently, the 's' in front of 'wine gourmet' was off. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2467 And here I thought "slop of the day" was just a typo 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2468 WHEN WHEN i said WHEN. It’s enough what do you think I am, a pig ? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2469 American oak troughs,with their robust flavors and oxygen ingress,are ideal for bolder,more structured soups (French onion,sausage and lentil),whereas European oak is ideal for lighter soups (miso,egg drop) that require more subtlety. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2470 It’s gluten free 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2471 Exactly what stage of "farm-to-table" are we at right now? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2472 This is not what I expected when you said “a new a different experience.” 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2473 Gluten free entrees are a bit limited in these parts. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2474 I said I was hungry as a horse; I didn't want to eat like one. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2475 Yup, it's all local Frank. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2476 Keep going. I didn't say "stop." 1.2072 0.04635 111 91 15 4
2477 Same slop we serve the animals...it's vegan. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 4
2478 Sure I like farm-to-table cuisine, but I've also got places to be, Tom." 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2479 I didn't realize this is literally, "farm-to-table," dining. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2480 If it's not too much trouble, could we also get a trough of mayo on the side? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2481 Next time let's do Japanese. 1.2072 0.04635 111 91 15 4
2482 Can you top it off with a little parmesan cheese? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2483 This grub looks good enough but is it gluten-free? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2484 It's the manger's special. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2485 According to Yelp, this is the most authentic 'farm to table' restaurant in town. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2486 Two of the one percent at a public trough, again. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2487 I can never remember -- is it red or white that pairs best with slop? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2488 Okay, farm-to-table has just jumped the shark. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2489 Is there any chance we can get a kale salad on the side? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2490 fresh oil for dinner, national anthem playing softly in the background, fire ants in my buttcrack, now this is what i call the texas experience 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2491 It's sty to table. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2492 They weren't kidding when they said this was farm-to-table. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2493 Ranch table service? I thought you said French? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2494 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2495 The “farm to table” motif here still has a few glitches. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2496 Wilbur’s favorite, folks. You’ll love it. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2497 Now remember dear, pinkies up. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2498 Leave room for dessert. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2499 It's the slop... er, I mean soup of the day. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2500 Now that's what I call farm to table 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2501 Ah, there's like, there's like hay or whatever floating in it 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2502 I wish you hadn’t told him “we’re here to pig out.” 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2503 We probably should let it breathe a bit 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2504 I think we're taking this farm to table idea a bit too far... 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2505 Next we add the Ice Cream 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2506 You're right, this really is an amazing farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2507 This place has the highest ratings from Michelin, Zagat and the Farmers' Almanac. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2508 She did say it's farm to table 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2509 Talk about farm-to-table... 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2510 You wanted organic? You get organic. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2511 They take the communal dining very seriously here. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2512 It's official! This farm to table thing has really gotten out of hand! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2513 Now I get “farm to table” 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2514 Aren’t you carrying “Farm to Table” a bit too far? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2515 But your profile said, “Eats like a horse.” 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2516 This is the most authentic way to eat Texas chili. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2517 The write-up said ‘farm to table,’ but I assumed there would be some intermediary! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2518 We need to upgrade our farm to table package. 1.2054 0.03389 112 92 19 1
2519 Is that enough ketchup for you? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2520 Just wait and see what we do for your steaks. 1.2054 0.04419 112 91 17 3
2521 Alright I'll say it, this farm to table stuff has gone too far. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2522 It's got to be better than 'American Dirt.' 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2523 And you call it Trump Soup? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2524 Farm to table, without the middlemen. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2525 This may be carrying the direct from farm trend a bit too far. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2526 On second thought, we’ll strap on an old feedbag. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2527 I'm told the ranch dressing is also exceptional. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2528 Shaken not stirred 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2529 I've heard the Vishy Swine is excellent. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2530 I’m sure I said sous vide, not soo-eee. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2531 Mom's wasn't exactly like this. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2532 Does this include dessert? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2533 I'm really tired of your "all you can eat" restaurants! 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
2534 Excuse me, why is the chandelier above his head and not the table? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2535 Back in 2020 I had no idea that farm to table would come to this. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2536 Could we get some chopsticks, please? 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2537 Nothing But The Trough ! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2538 Just remember folks, the re-fills are free! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2539 Well, oink! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2540 Is this the 'impossible' hog-slop I've been hearing about? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2541 Do you feed the pigs people food? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2542 I thought the name of the owner was Sue Wee. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2543 It certainly smells better than it looks. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2544 Perhaps I did complain too much about 'Nouvelle Cuisine'. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2545 Try it, Mikey. You might like it. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2546 This was probably the wrong place to order the vegan special 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2547 I feel like this is culture appropriation. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2548 You said you wanted to pig out 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2549 I love it when the lobbyists provide dinner, but it'd be a nice change if once in a while they gave us a spoon. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2550 This is not what I pictured when you said you'd take me to a restaurant in the countryside. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2551 Trough for two! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2552 If you're chicken, we could bring you a couple of spoons. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2553 They are cutting out the middlemen. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2554 Don’t judge. It’s the freshest Farm to Table dining in town. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2555 Aside from being a farm-to-table restaurant, the serving size here is a plus too. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2556 Excuse me, sir, but I believe we ordered the slop with potatoes & pears. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2557 Y’all never heard of farm to table? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2558 One Slop du jour, no spoons. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2559 My family were cattle ranchers 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2560 I ordered medium-terrible. This looks more like terrible. 1.2037 0.04699 108 89 14 4
2561 Farm to table, Ma'am 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2562 Is this still happy hour? 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2563 So this is Farm to Table cuisine? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2564 I could EAT a horse not LIKE a horse! 1.2037 0.04699 108 89 14 4
2565 Phillip...please! It wouldn't be a true 'farm to table' experience with cutlery and napkins. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2566 As long as it's vegan. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2567 I asked for a salad. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2568 How do you slurp? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2569 They take farm to table very seriously here. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2570 You ordered an authentic meal from the hog farm? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2571 On second thoughts I think I'd prefer the nose bag. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2572 Is this what "farm to table" means? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2573 You've heard of fine dining? Well this, here, is swine dining. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2574 What, no feeedbags? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2575 Excuse me waiter, what is that fly doing in my slop. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
2576 Waiter, there's been a mistake -- we ordered two feedbags of grub, not the Trough for Two. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2577 We ordered vanilla, not chocolate! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2578 I hear this place does a fantastic deconstructed pork chop 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2579 It is the latest in Farm to Table cuisine it's called "Slop" 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2580 How do I know this is farm to table? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2581 It was then that Don and Cindy realized there was a difference between "Farm Table" and "Farm-to-Table" restaurants. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2582 Yes, the plating lacks finesse, but they take pride in being strictly farm-to-table. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2583 Don't worry. It's organic and free-range. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2584 I warned you I eat like a pig... 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2585 Really! That much ketchup? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2586 I"ll be right back with some forks. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2587 What do you mean you still serve in single-use troughs? This is disgusting. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2588 OMG, I'm totally going to pig out." 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2589 I thought that you ordered crudités, not crudities. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2590 I'm not eating the animals you see, rather, eating what animals eat. So from now on, you must refer to me as..., The Empathetic Vegan. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2591 It's a takeoff on Medieval Times 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2592 I knew this would make you feel a little homesick. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2593 I’m not convinced that cowboy coffee is really less pretentious than a pour-over. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2594 This feels more like Table to Farm. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2595 Any wine pairing ideas? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2596 It's dad's way of reminding me what he thinks about most men. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2597 How about a side of Rocky Mountain oysters? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2598 Wait til you see the salad! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2599 I probably should have worn a bun. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2600 One must decant a fine swill to open it up and reveal the subtler aromatics. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2601 Go ahead and pig out! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2602 At some point, you will have to say 'when.' 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2603 Have a swill dinner 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2604 Cattleman's Dinner? That's NOT what I expected! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2605 This whole "Farm to Table" fad needs to die. Now. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2606 I really don't understand what all of the farm to table hype is about. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2607 I don't think we'll be trying another "All You Can Eat Chuck Wagon Night. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2608 You've outdone yourself on the slop tonight Zeke! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2609 I know it's been a trough week...but... 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2610 I'll tell you when to stop. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2611 I told you not to order from the bucket list. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2612 It's the latest dining concept: pail to trough. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2613 Well, nobody can accuse the ‘Slop ‘n Trough’ of false advertising.” 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2614 You did say the chef was a pig, but I didn't take you literally. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2615 Spoons or straws? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2616 On second thought, I'd rather have the salad instead of soup. 1.2018 0.03636 109 91 16 2
2617 This is what they meant by 'authentic rural cuisine?' 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2618 Okay, so, literally farm fresh. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2619 Yes, you can try some of mine. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2620 Family style . . . Same as the herd! 1.2018 0.04280 109 88 18 2
2621 This is literally farm to table. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2622 ...and what are the animals having tonight? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2623 The menu says that only the best fed pigs are chosen for this restaurant, so I thought: “why not just cut out the middleman and get what they’re eating?” 1.2000 0.04621 110 91 14 4
2624 Our Old West Fantasy vacation isn't what I was expecting. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2625 Well this is rather dramatic, even for a cocain study 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2626 Waiter, there's a fly in my poop." 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2627 As I said, it's gluten-free, organic and does wonders for your microbiome. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2628 Farm to Table" magazine calls it "the trough of unrealized aspirations. 1.1981 0.05264 106 92 7 7
2629 Well, you did say you were in the mood for a farm to table restaurant. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2630 This is not what I meant when I told the owner he's got to be more flexible. How hard is it to find a recent grad head chef dishwasher busboy with a Doctoral degree in Culinary Arts and 5 years of experience? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2631 Howdy, folks. Your server will be here shortly with your tortilla chips. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2632 This "farm-to-table" fad has gone too far. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2633 It's free-range, organic, humanely raised slop. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2634 Excuse me, is this swill plant based? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2635 I know you are both eager to get your snouts in there. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2636 How much of the farm do we really need brought to the table? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2637 We should get you a hearing aid... I said truffle dinner for our anniversary. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2638 This wasn’t what I imagined by “Authentic Farm to Table.” 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2639 I order it without the crème fraîche. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2640 Artisanal slop, it's all the rage. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2641 Is this what they mean by farm to table? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2642 This farm to table thing has just gone too far. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2643 Finally, an authentic farm-to-table meal 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2644 Maybe this farm-to-table cuisine is a little too trendy for us. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2645 This is not what I meant when I said ‘farm to table’. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2646 Let’s get the check before the milker gets here. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2647 Do you have a pepper mill? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2648 I thought you voted 'aye' in support of the Hog Farmers bill? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2649 Well, they did say they were Farm-to-table. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2650 This isn't what I meant when I said farm-to-table... 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2651 I’m afraid to ask what happens when I need to use the bathroom. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2652 I think we’ve reached peak farm-to-table.” 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2653 This always happens when I wear white cuffs. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2654 The moment “farm to table” jumped the shark. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2655 We'll need some large spoons. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2656 Would you be willing to part with the recipe? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2657 I know he said eating swill will make us great again, but you believed him? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2658 Chocolate moose for the horse-sized appetite" was an apt description, I'd say 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2659 I get reducing beef consumption, but did you really have to go from chop house to slop house? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2660 I ordered the wine bisque, not the swine bisque. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2661 So when I heard about home restaurants, I thought, why not here in Texas? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2662 Will you think less of me if I eat like a pig? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2663 Our pigs are served a diet of grains 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2664 I said farm to table, not farm to trough! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2665 I 'm proud of your connections too, Todd, but I'm not so sure that's why we got a table. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2666 I’m completely over the farm-to-table concept! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2667 You said you “could eat like a pig”. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2668 I'm guessing, Ma'am, if you feel that way about our entrees, you're going to HATE our restrooms! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2669 It's Texas, fossil fuel is still on the menu. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2670 Gluten-free, organic... dug it up myself just this morning. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2671 I'm cheating on you. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2672 I appreciate that it’s fresh from the farm but I said soup, not slop. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2673 We distinctly ordered "Sloppy Joes" 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2674 I can smell it...too much epazote again. 1.1981 0.04114 106 85 19 1
2675 Honestly, it looks better than the raw food bar we tried last week. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2676 well, at least we won't have to sleep in the same bed together tonight. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2677 The concierge did say “5 star farm to table cuisine” 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2678 I think they have taken the farm-to-table trend too far. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2679 I didn't think this was what "farm-to-table" meant 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2680 Is the grain wild or farm-raised 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2681 The only problem is, I don’t have any utensils. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2682 I get it. You don't like my cooking. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2683 We did small plates on YOUR birthday Gene. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2684 Well in Brooklyn, farm-to-trough is all the rage. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2685 So that’s why it’s called Farm to Table. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2686 'Are we happy?' 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2687 In Alabama, this be family style. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2688 All of the reviews emphasized the true 'farm-to-table' experience 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2689 This is taking farm-to-table way too far... 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2690 Is your slop organic? 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2691 This murder mystery dinner night has gone too far 1.1981 0.04530 106 87 15 3
2692 Just say “neigh” 1.1981 0.04114 106 85 19 1
2693 This should pair well with the pork chops. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2694 It's not what I thought you meant when you said we'd be going the whole hog 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2695 It's nouveau 'field to fork' -- no fork. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2696 I’m thinking I should have chosen the salad instead of the soup. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2697 I'm not looking forward to the horse apple pie. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2698 I didn't know we'd be seated in the hog section. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2699 I'm really missing straws right now. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2700 Now our being seated near the bathroom is advantageous. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2701 Sooooo...vegan? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2702 Whoa, that Yelp review was right. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2703 I know it's organic but I'd really prefer him not fertilizing with cow manure at the table. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2704 Folks,this about as close to "free range" as you can get. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2705 Remember our first micro-slop restaurant in Albequerque? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2706 You got the appetizer again, didn’t you? 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2707 And, we do NOT need straws. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2708 Our special today is: "all you can pig-out on." 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2709 I didn't know the prix fixe was all in one. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2710 I think we will need a piggy-bag tonight 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2711 Honey, this is a bit too local and organic 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2712 I’ve heard of Farm-to-Table, but this is a little extreme... 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2713 I heard they have great desserts. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2714 Go on now, eat like pigs 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2715 We’re trying to be socially conscious with the farm to table concept. But I fear we may need straws. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2716 Ma’am, if you want my advice, go on and pull that hair back. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2717 It feels like forever since we've pigged out. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2718 Randolph, I think we're going to need 'to go' buckets. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2719 Let me get you two some straws. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2720 I ordered this to go. 1.1979 0.05048 96 78 11 4
2721 I’m getting some barnyard in the nose. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2722 Harold could only hope for a better second impression. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2723 I guess "table to farm" wasn't a typo. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2724 Dress up night at Cowboy Bob’s Dude Ranch 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2725 Looks like the 'farm to table' thing has gone about as far as it can go. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2726 This farm-to-table thing has definitely gotten out of control. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2727 You know we are domesticated. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2728 I told you we should have gone for Chinese 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 3
2729 It’s artisanal. And no they don’t use knives and forks out there 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2730 You can pick up the gentle smell of the truffle in this slop. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2731 I don’t think we are going to make the 8 o’clock curtain. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2732 When they said it was farm to table, I expected Spode, not a hand carved oak trough. 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
2733 You're the one who said , "I don't care. Anything will do" . 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2734 The review said we could pig out. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2735 authentic" can mean a lot of thing 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2736 Did it say "Family-style" or "Farm-style"? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2737 But we ordered the consomme 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2738 Nasty ain't it. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2739 Farm-to-table is going to extreme. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2740 I think we'll need a spoon. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2741 Is dessert included? 1.1963 0.04491 107 87 15 3
2742 One Yelp review called it "Farm to Table on steroids." 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2743 Can I tell you about tonight's feed-bag? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2744 When I said 'farm-to-table' , this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2745 My husband being an ass does not necessarily mean that he drinks water like one. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2746 No ma’am, a straw is a side order. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2747 Fuck this farm to table bullshit. Let's go to McDonald's. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4