Contest #696


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696

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “If there’s a ring in here, Hank, I swear to God . . .”
  2. “Don’t ask for a spoon—he’ll know we’re tourists.”
  3. “I have a feeling I’m not going to like the suggested wine pairing.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-02-03T00:23:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-02-24T00:28:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-02-11T00:24:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 17 & 24,2020
Number of captions 7998
Number of responses 1331920
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Best farm-to-table in town. 2.0707 0.00957 6629 1806 2552 2271
1 When. 2.0171 0.00624 16760 5362 5752 5629
2 If there's a ring in here, Hank, I swear to God... 1.9913 0.00723 12814 4392 4159 4261
3 Frankly, I'm so over this whole farm-to-table fad! 1.9878 0.00610 17029 5550 6157 5322
4 I was going to break up with you after dinner but I think I'll do it now. 1.9254 0.00713 12963 4802 4329 3830
5 Thanks a bunch, Mr. I-can-order-in-French. 1.9247 0.00711 13348 5056 4245 4045
6 I'd assumed The Hungry Pig would be more of a barbecue place. 1.9206 0.00669 14187 5129 5062 3994
7 Well you said you wanted the ranch dressing 1.9067 0.01026 5925 2158 2165 1602
8 Don't ask for a spoon, he'll know we're tourists. 1.8647 0.00761 10679 4154 3827 2697
9 Well, just offhand I'd say yes, they know who you are, and yes, they've read your last review. 1.8331 0.01080 5615 2384 1784 1447
10 We're going to need more chips. 1.8097 0.00755 10328 4224 3846 2253
11 Yes I did hear the food isn't that good, but it is all you can eat 1.7866 0.01060 5225 2236 1878 1111
12 Maybe you shouldn’t have said you are as hungry as a horse. 1.7861 0.00813 9006 3894 3161 1950
13 So this is the dish they named after Trump? 1.7841 0.00922 8036 3804 2161 2067
14 If this is the soup, maybe we should cancel the pigs in a blanket order. 1.7751 0.01073 5612 2591 1694 1327
15 You were right - the 'horse d'oeuvre' was not a typo. 1.7723 0.00833 8862 3977 2933 1952
16 I said truffle not trough full. 1.7718 0.00867 8275 3748 2671 1855
17 It's too bad they banned straws. 1.7625 0.01139 4972 2335 1483 1154
18 I have a feeling I'm not going to like the suggested wine pairing. 1.7457 0.00817 8664 3893 3083 1688
19 And I assume this is also free-range...? 1.7430 0.01154 4592 2154 1467 971
20 Did your mother say why she thought I'd like this place? 1.7323 0.01206 4203 1998 1332 873
21 And a bucket of water when you get a second. 1.7289 0.00911 6979 3240 2398 1341
22 This farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.7267 0.01038 5621 2685 1789 1147
23 It feels like we're in some weird New Yorker cartoon 1.7240 0.01287 3945 1985 1065 895
24 Is this your ONLY Vegan option? 1.7172 0.00894 7177 3383 2448 1345
25 And for you, sir? 1.7169 0.01308 3720 1867 1042 811
26 It's almost as if your mom's in the kitchen. 1.7169 0.00937 7226 3625 2031 1570
27 When! WHEN! 1.7148 0.00968 6020 2811 2119 1090
28 I said “grill,” not “swill.” 1.7147 0.01244 4080 2043 1161 876
29 So, I guess "swine dining" wasn't a typo, afterall. 1.7121 0.02500 983 484 298 201
30 Farm to table, organic..but are you sure it is gluten free? 1.6936 0.01215 4161 2118 1203 840
31 Your chance at winning is diminished. Someone is unfairly blocking the first 10-30 voting 'spots' and moving your entries (when they start to compete for votes) to the rear of the algorithm queue. It you object to this interference, click 'funny'. 1.6908 0.01118 6400 3868 641 1884
32 What are the odds - I had the same thing for lunch. 1.6868 0.01044 5371 2677 1698 995
33 Wait, this is swill. We ordered the slop. 1.6757 0.01334 3420 1779 973 668
34 On second thought, I will have another drink. 1.6721 0.00999 5539 2752 1857 930
35 Lucky for you folks. Tonight is all you can eat. 1.6614 0.01044 5042 2545 1666 831
36 Ugh, I smell cilantro. 1.6561 0.01240 3760 1963 1130 666
37 Maybe farm to table wasn't such a good idea. 1.6554 0.00994 5377 2683 1868 826
38 I wish we didn't fill up on all that hay first. 1.6530 0.01148 4403 2306 1319 778
39 I'm not optimistic about Farm to Trough. 1.6376 0.01317 3328 1797 946 585
40 I asked what food would pair well with this wine, not what food would fair well with some swine. 1.6347 0.01351 3321 1834 866 621
41 When you said get ready to "pig-out" I thought you were joking. 1.6323 0.01312 3168 1660 1013 495
42 Happy now, Mr. I don't need a translation? 1.6292 0.01223 3792 2047 1107 638
43 This little piggy wishes she’d stayed home 1.6271 0.01190 4084 2248 1124 712
44 That's a lot for one person. I'm glad we're sharing. 1.6265 0.01385 2918 1568 873 477
45 I hate when you order for both of us. 1.6224 0.01130 4245 2265 1322 658
46 I’m more concerned by the absence of cutlery. 1.6154 0.01207 3835 2095 1121 619
47 Leave the bucket. 1.6094 0.01361 2988 1657 849 482
48 I’m not surprised. I told you no one would spell it ‘horse d’oeuvres’ by accident. 1.6063 0.01073 4651 2533 1422 696
49 It's best to let it breathe for a few minutes. 1.6027 0.02340 979 534 300 145
50 Run for Congress, you said. We'll move to Washington, D.C., you said. We'll feed at the trough, you said. 1.5982 0.01253 3631 2058 973 599
51 I think they are taking this farm to table thing a bit too far, don’t you? 1.5890 0.01084 4455 2476 1342 637
52 So I seen the way the pigs are just eating up my cooking and said to myself, "Earl, you need to open a restaurant." 1.5871 0.01788 1838 1076 445 317
53 Wow, they really meant farm to table. 1.5834 0.01048 4676 2592 1436 637
54 Farmer-to-table was always the inevitable next step. 1.5794 0.01469 2451 1400 690 361
55 This is the last time I use Groupon. 1.5783 0.01463 2485 1408 718 359
56 Farm to table sounded so much more charming..” 1.5771 0.01091 4209 2325 1339 544
57 I'm glad we ordered the small. 1.5717 0.01295 2937 1621 951 364
58 You said we were going out for a SWELL dinner... 1.5710 0.01539 2415 1438 578 399
59 At least it's a generous portion size. 1.5680 0.01455 2514 1449 703 362
60 It's Pail-E-I-E-I-O 1.5680 0.02721 743 434 196 113
61 Pardon me, waiter, but is that a hair? 1.5622 0.01432 2620 1536 698 386
62 This reminds me. Have you been following the Republican defense of Trump? 1.5602 0.01486 2683 1652 562 468
63 The best part is when he lights it on fire 1.5594 0.01751 1743 1026 462 255
64 Looks like the house dressing is ranch. 1.5567 0.01457 2441 1413 697 331
65 When you said we’d eat like pigs, this is not what I imagined 1.5539 0.01279 3087 1777 911 399
66 I think that telling him to surprise us was a huge mistake. 1.5524 0.01422 2415 1381 738 296
67 is this keto? 1.5505 0.01640 2138 1311 477 350
68 'Barn appetito!' 1.5451 0.01569 2128 1261 574 293
69 This is a bit more farm-to-table than I expected. 1.5424 0.01381 2561 1488 759 313
70 Sometimes I regret giving up gluten. 1.5413 0.01419 2531 1509 681 341
71 Can we get some more bread? 1.5394 0.01966 1194 677 390 127
72 I did ask for a side of ranch. 1.5381 0.01363 2535 1455 797 283
73 The food is awful but the portions are generous. 1.5374 0.01431 2369 1376 713 280
74 I told you the strolling harmonica player was not a good sign. 1.5349 0.01527 2251 1368 569 314
75 This must be a mistake. We ordered the mealworms. 1.5323 0.01674 2061 1305 416 340
76 May we also see the swine list, please. 1.5312 0.01551 2197 1337 553 307
77 Is Barn-to-Table a step too far? 1.5306 0.01629 2009 1228 496 285
78 Just don't try to breathe and eat at the same time and you will be ok 1.5305 0.01680 1951 1210 447 294
79 I'm beginning to wish I had chosen the feedbag. 1.5284 0.01567 2027 1218 552 257
80 And the real selling point is that it's carbon neutral. 1.5261 0.01732 1857 1168 402 287
81 Honestly,Herb, I didn’t know what’Wyoming Cuisine‘ was when I made the reservations ... 1.5254 0.01599 2004 1224 511 269
82 Are you sure this is locally sourced? 1.5247 0.01751 1738 1077 412 249
83 I seldom do this, but I have a discouraging word... 1.5246 0.01905 1466 904 355 207
84 We're going to need more napkins. 1.5229 0.01558 1945 1154 568 222
85 This here is our premium Slop. It carries a bold oak tone with a tangy manure aftertaste. Bon appétit! 1.5214 0.01788 1774 1133 358 283
86 Waiter, there's a nose ring in my soup. 1.5202 0.02437 1013 664 171 178
87 One State of the Union Special for two.” 1.5191 0.01865 1647 1058 323 266
88 Is it local? 1.5158 0.01664 1710 1026 488 195
89 When they said ‘Farm-To-Table’, they weren’t kidding. 1.5157 0.01667 1691 1005 500 186
90 I hope those are croutons. 1.5154 0.01797 1628 1019 382 227
91 Thank God, it's not kale. 1.5145 0.01920 1376 845 354 177
92 The traditional wooden trough lends it an oaky flavor. 1.5137 0.01654 1645 982 488 175
93 Still sure our review was anonymous? 1.5125 0.01829 1514 932 388 194
94 We don't always have to order 'family style.' 1.5125 0.01821 1557 966 384 207
95 I appreciate farm-to-table. I just thought there was some sort middle process. 1.5122 0.01737 1685 1049 413 222
96 Why do I always feel like a pig when we eat here? 1.5105 0.01734 1522 903 461 158
97 I'm not seeing any avocado! 1.5097 0.01786 1548 961 393 194
98 What exactly happens between the farm and the table? 1.5072 0.01918 1394 870 341 183
99 I thought you said it was a swell restaurant. 1.5027 0.01909 1480 953 312 215
100 You said the Chefs Choice would be hit or miss. I say it's hit and run. 1.5017 0.01967 1433 932 283 218
101 But you can't make us drink 1.5012 0.02055 1255 804 274 177
102 I'm not sure about this whole 'Farm to Table' concept. 1.4996 0.01971 1341 855 303 183
103 Let's tell everyone back home that it's a real bucket list place and leave it at that. 1.4974 0.01920 1331 829 342 160
104 Their website did say authentic farm to table. 1.4962 0.01996 1310 838 294 178
105 Well, next time we'll know to order the "cup". 1.4946 0.01924 1294 802 344 148
106 Look at the portion sizes, honey. I knew Western Fusion sounded like a good choice. 1.4912 0.02111 1195 784 238 173
107 Is this your first ménage à trough experience? 1.4898 0.02026 1180 740 302 138
108 You order next. Apparently my French is not as good as I thought. 1.4897 0.01944 1217 753 334 130
109 This is swill! We ordered the slop! 1.4897 0.02031 1211 772 287 152
110 Served enˈtrȯf" sounded more French on the menu 1.4885 0.02065 1169 743 281 145
111 Just what part of the farm is coming to our table? 1.4880 0.02026 1166 732 300 134
112 You said you spoke cowboy. 1.4872 0.02057 1172 744 283 144
113 I thought "farmer to table" was just a typo. 1.4829 0.02001 1112 686 316 110
114 I should have ordered just a cup. 1.4828 0.02003 1106 679 320 107
115 No, we didn't order dessert. 1.4821 0.02270 1087 739 175 173
116 Stop calling me babe. 1.4778 0.02172 1034 668 240 126
117 We can eat 'til the cows come home. 1.4767 0.02190 1009 646 245 118
118 I'm thinking of a very discouraging word. 1.4760 0.02227 981 633 231 116
119 I've heard the majority of Congress dines here regularly. 1.4754 0.02241 997 646 220 121
120 Ok now the lack of silverware makes perfect sense. 1.4751 0.02197 985 628 246 111
121 Gruel purée, with leftovers for the animals. 1.4749 0.02453 996 697 125 174
122 Maybe farm-to-table has peaked. 1.4726 0.02123 967 600 277 90
123 O.K. this is the last farm-to-table restaurant we are trying. 1.4723 0.02117 974 605 278 91
124 I wonder if I could trouble you for a hair-tie? 1.4714 0.02179 963 609 254 100
125 And we'd like two glasses of an unpretentious red. 1.4707 0.02176 937 587 259 91
126 Be careful not to bump your heads, folks. 1.4699 0.02767 632 409 149 74
127 Stop! There's a hair in it! 1.4680 0.02324 876 564 214 98
128 When they said this place was farm-to-table, I guess they meant it. 1.4662 0.02111 888 546 273 69
129 Oh, farm to table dining 1.4652 0.02453 877 591 164 122
130 Maybe we shouldn't have come to a steakhouse and ordered the vegan option. 1.4632 0.02366 855 557 200 98
131 I just asked for a side of ranch. 1.4621 0.02217 844 526 247 71
132 May we see a swine list, please? 1.4620 0.02357 842 547 202 93
133 So how do you like your new job as food critic for Livestock Journal ? 1.4619 0.02750 617 399 151 67
134 Is there a right way to hold one's hair back?" 1.4604 0.02437 821 541 182 98
135 What are the odds that it's low in carbs? 1.4593 0.02484 836 566 157 113
136 Which end of the cattle did this come from? (I thought we ordered, the end cut) 1.4589 0.02611 815 566 124 125
137 They really embrace farm to table here. 1.4586 0.02379 822 534 199 89
138 Slop américaine with rosemary and currants served in natively harvested pine trough. 1.4571 0.02476 770 504 180 86
139 Well, first of all, we're over-dressed 1.4570 0.02453 709 448 198 63
140 Would the Gentleman like to sniff the bucket? 1.4541 0.02502 762 503 172 87
141 This would never happen in Brooklyn. 1.4527 0.02678 729 499 130 100
142 I was only kidding when I said, I could eat like a horse! 1.4515 0.02509 753 493 169 83
143 Today’s news from the White House 1.4513 0.02603 749 508 144 97
144 I guess this is what I get for ordering the only vegan and gluten-free option at a steakhouse. 1.4512 0.02436 738 475 193 70
145 This is not what I pictured when you suggested farm-to-table dining. 1.4505 0.02397 748 484 193 71
146 Technically it’s “table to farm.” 1.4505 0.02673 748 518 123 107
147 This “farm-to-table” thing is really getting out of hand. 1.4505 0.02427 748 483 193 72
148 Save room for the salt lick. 1.4504 0.02519 746 494 168 84
149 I'm starting to have doubts about that Michelin star." 1.4488 0.02606 733 503 134 96
150 There better not be a ring hidden in this. 1.4486 0.02601 720 483 151 86
151 I've finally settled on a stable diet. 1.4471 0.02534 709 473 158 78
152 Well, it definitely smells organic. 1.4467 0.02460 703 457 181 64
153 Excuse me, we ordered separate troughs. 1.4459 0.02523 693 451 175 67
154 Look, Bill, when I said I wanted to reduce our carbon footprint by eliminating pork, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.4451 0.02746 701 490 111 100
155 I realize this is our first date, but I’m happy to hold your hair back. 1.4449 0.02969 544 365 116 63
156 I want a divorce. 1.4436 0.02632 683 462 141 80
157 I hope it’s organic 1.4415 0.02527 675 439 174 62
158 I don’t know whether to binge or purge. 1.4413 0.02592 664 437 161 66
159 It’s “farm to table” Brad. Just go with it. 1.4406 0.02481 665 426 185 54
160 Free refills? Seriously? 1.4402 0.02573 661 433 165 63
161 Honey, either you bob and come up with a minimum 5 carat diamond or I leave with Festus here. 1.4396 0.02682 621 425 125 70
162 Do paper straws come with the ‘hayseed soup du jour’? 1.4392 0.02838 658 467 95 96
163 Presentation could use work. 1.4374 0.02490 647 419 175 53
164 I thought it would be chunkier. 1.4363 0.02766 557 364 143 50
165 You're the one that wanted to pig-out. 1.4333 0.02602 607 394 163 50
166 I'm just happy you remembered our anniversary. 1.4324 0.02764 592 397 134 61
167 My friend recommended this place, but she’s a pig. 1.4319 0.02606 609 399 158 52
168 So this is the Way-Beyond burger? 1.4314 0.02945 598 424 91 83
169 Sorry, we run out of the pork chops, but here you go original nutrients ... 1.4314 0.03025 605 437 75 93
170 Exactly what did the coupon say? 1.4293 0.02513 594 385 166 43
171 Could you bring a salt block please? 1.4291 0.02721 592 395 140 57
172 This is the gluten-free version, right? 1.4286 0.02958 588 415 94 79
173 Hee haw, I'm done here. 1.4256 0.03064 571 411 77 83
174 I just don’t know what about me makes you think I would enjoy a Fox News themed restaurant. 1.4255 0.02964 557 388 101 68
175 Is this organic? 1.4253 0.02831 569 387 122 60
176 First time to Cincinnati? 1.4253 0.02615 569 368 160 41
177 Well, you said you could eat like a horse. 1.4250 0.02739 560 371 140 49
178 Michelin gave them a Lone Star 1.4232 0.02925 501 335 120 46
179 Can you bring us some ranch dressing? 1.4229 0.02782 551 368 133 50
180 They’re really taking this farm to table concept to the next level. 1.4223 0.02981 547 382 99 66
181 I'm starting to think 'farm to table' is overrated. 1.4221 0.02730 552 365 141 46
182 That must be the ranch dressing. 1.4211 0.02750 532 350 140 42
183 I think I see a hair. 1.4203 0.02881 521 351 121 49
184 Farm-to-table may have gone too far 1.4203 0.02835 533 358 126 49
185 We may be overdressed 1.4200 0.02817 531 355 129 47
186 It’s the latest trend, Feedlot-To-Table Cuisine. 1.4194 0.03169 527 381 71 75
187 I thought “Served family sty” was a typo. 1.4190 0.03059 506 352 96 58
188 Courtesy of the U.S. Senate. Enjoy. 1.4187 0.03107 504 354 89 61
189 Ok, I’m ready to admit that the 'farm to table' craze might have gone too far. 1.4186 0.02750 528 348 139 41
190 It’s certainly “Beyond meat.” 1.4172 0.03041 477 325 105 47
191 I wish they still had straws 1.4171 0.02964 525 363 105 57
192 Who's bucket list ? 1.4171 0.02864 525 355 121 49
193 Waiter, there are 1,237 flies in my soup. 1.4170 0.02981 506 350 103 53
194 This “Farm to Table” thing has gone a bit too far. Don’t you think? 1.4168 0.02768 523 346 136 41
195 I can see why the Farm to Table trend is so popular. 1.4168 0.03128 523 375 78 70
196 I should of worn my hair back. 1.4150 0.02845 506 338 126 42
197 When you said you ate like a pig the last time you were here - you weren't kidding. 1.4140 0.02718 500 332 132 36
198 On the menu it says you're going to call, "'Hooooeeeeeee hooooeeeeee', rising to a falsetto squeal at the end." Would that be now? 1.4125 0.03225 497 360 69 68
199 I guess there's no avoiding making a pig of myself. 1.4124 0.02894 502 342 114 45
200 It just hasn’t been the same since they lost their Michelin star. 1.4106 0.02942 492 335 112 45
201 I can think of a few discouraging words right now. 1.4095 0.02967 486 332 109 45
202 Try not to make pigs of yourselves. 1.4091 0.02858 484 323 123 37
203 When the review said you will eat like a pig at this restaurant, I didn't think it was literal. 1.4084 0.02971 475 323 110 42
204 Maybe you shouldn't have ordered the "Trump Special ",,, ? 1.4081 0.03151 468 329 87 52
205 This isn't what I had in mind when I heard "farm to table." 1.4076 0.02834 471 311 128 32
206 And is this from a local trough? 1.4072 0.02998 469 320 107 42
207 They say it's the latest in farm-to-table. 1.4072 0.02921 469 315 117 37
208 Colorful for Dinner 1.4072 0.03410 469 349 49 71
209 Dig in, folks, before the flies get here. 1.4069 0.03295 435 308 77 50
210 This whole "farm to table" trend has gone a step too far. 1.4060 0.02993 463 315 108 40
211 On second thought, I would like to see a menu. 1.4056 0.03034 461 316 103 42
212 Excuse me, there’s lipstick on this trough 1.4049 0.03197 447 313 85 48
213 I've just realized—it's been years since we had our gutters cleaned. 1.4047 0.03075 425 287 104 34
214 Well, this explains the lack of utensils. 1.4035 0.02992 456 310 108 38
215 Think we're going to need the doggie-barrow. 1.4035 0.03342 456 333 62 61
216 Keto diet looking better to you about now? 1.4035 0.03008 456 311 106 39
217 Did the waiter say "truffle" or "trough full"? 1.4031 0.03008 449 305 107 37
218 They said it was the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in town. 1.4031 0.02877 454 307 114 33
219 I'm not having sex with you tonight 1.4031 0.03097 454 315 95 44
220 It's fun to order something that I don't make at home. 1.4027 0.02928 452 303 116 33
221 And who did you say gave us the gift card for this place? 1.4027 0.03043 452 310 102 40
222 At other places you’re just paying for presentation 1.4018 0.02985 443 299 110 34
223 Oh, here's where they drained the swamp. 1.4018 0.03094 448 310 96 42
224 This is the food your food eats...no 'middle man'. 1.4013 0.03087 446 308 97 41
225 We should have gone to McDonald's instead of Old McDonald's 1.4009 0.03072 439 306 92 41
226 They do the best Table to Farm in the city. 1.4009 0.03395 449 331 56 62
227 The food here is great but I always feel like such a pig. 1.4005 0.03139 442 307 91 43
228 So you really meant we were gonna be stuffed like pigs 1.4004 0.03286 447 322 71 54
229 I still don't get the Farm to Table appeal. 1.4004 0.03256 447 320 75 52
230 There's a small side salad, too, right? 1.4004 0.03073 452 313 97 41
231 Now THAT'S a wine reduction. 1.4000 0.03132 445 321 75 49
232 Honey, look. Linen tablecloths. 1.3995 0.03101 443 307 95 41
233 I hope he washed his hands. 1.3986 0.03104 439 304 95 40
234 You didn't look at the reviews, did you? 1.3981 0.03148 417 287 94 36
235 They really take the 'farm-to-table' seriously here. 1.3977 0.02936 430 287 115 28
236 I can see why this was rated “Most Authentic Farm to Table” of the year. 1.3977 0.03062 430 294 101 35
237 Now don’t dive in right away, he’s going to do a flambé. 1.3977 0.03027 430 292 105 33
238 Are you sure this is the jumbo chocolate pudding we ordered? 1.3957 0.03396 422 307 63 52
239 We could've stayed home for this. 1.3957 0.03010 422 285 107 30
240 Are there free refills? 1.3957 0.03109 417 286 97 34
241 I didn't know your mother would be joining us. 1.3952 0.03374 420 306 63 50
242 Leave the bucket please. 1.3952 0.02864 420 286 105 27
243 I didn't realize that it was served cold. 1.3952 0.03112 420 289 96 35
244 I believe we ordered the steak with TRUFFLE sauce... 1.3946 0.03483 408 299 57 52
245 I thought you said the food was swell. 1.3942 0.03259 416 294 80 42
246 This explains the three-star rating from Farmers Almanac. 1.3937 0.03161 414 287 91 35
247 Who ordered this slop? 1.3932 0.03153 412 285 92 35
248 Would it be possible to turn the music down? 1.3932 0.03227 412 289 84 39
249 Now don’t be a pig, Harry. 1.3932 0.02899 412 282 102 28
250 I told you this place was farm to table. 1.3927 0.02803 410 266 127 17
251 Jeez, this farm to table stuff is getting out of hand 1.3927 0.03452 410 300 59 51
252 In hindsight, this is more of a second date restaurant. 1.3927 0.02803 410 278 108 24
253 I told you swill was not a kind of fish! 1.3922 0.03193 408 284 88 36
254 Of course it’s organic! 1.3911 0.03037 404 273 104 27
255 Please pass the salt lick. 1.3905 0.03187 402 279 89 34
256 When they said "Farm to Table",they really meant it! 1.3893 0.03562 393 291 51 51
257 Next time you have a coupon, let’s just eat that instead. 1.3889 0.03298 396 280 78 38
258 We should bring your family here sometime. 1.3889 0.03199 396 275 88 33
259 Excuse me, we ordered the wine special not the swine special. 1.3883 0.03329 394 280 75 39
260 God, I hate Brooklyn. 1.3882 0.03239 389 271 85 33
261 Well, their website menu did say,‘Farm to Table’. 1.3878 0.03181 392 271 90 31
262 Well, they did say it was country style. 1.3878 0.02990 392 262 108 22
263 We must insist on paper straws. 1.3872 0.03150 390 268 93 29
264 Authenticity doesn’t equal appetizing. 1.3872 0.03488 390 285 59 46
265 We never eat like this at home. 1.3872 0.03044 390 263 103 24
266 I didn't think they would take "Farm to Table" so literally. 1.3872 0.03525 390 287 55 48
267 Well, the sign does say, “Eat like a pig.” 1.3866 0.03140 388 266 94 28
268 Every time we're here, we eat like pigs. 1.3860 0.03150 386 265 93 28
269 This is their culture dear, let's try to be respectful. 1.3860 0.03255 386 270 83 33
270 Well, that does it - this farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.3860 0.03129 386 264 95 27
271 I can’t believe I’m saying this but your mother’s casserole sounds good right about now. 1.3860 0.03193 386 267 89 30
272 It's highly recommended by our Senators" 1.3860 0.03397 386 277 69 40
273 Should we have asked for separate troughs? 1.3860 0.03255 386 270 83 33
274 Finally, authentic farm to table 1.3860 0.03129 386 264 95 27
275 That rat is high off his medication 1.3854 0.03696 384 291 38 55
276 On second thought, I would like to hear about the specials." 1.3848 0.03106 382 260 97 25
277 Cowboy fondue 1.3836 0.03150 378 259 93 26
278 They forgot to take out the bay leaf. 1.3836 0.03150 378 264 85 29
279 Finally a chance to properly use the word ‘literally.’ 1.3830 0.03475 342 241 71 30
280 I'm stuck in a 'Groundhog Day' scenario, doomed to relive this moment as an endless series of variations on the same obvious joke. So let's get this over with: 'I've heard of farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous!' 1.3830 0.03542 376 276 56 44
281 Where do I see us in five years? I know where I can see ME in five minutes. 1.3829 0.03418 350 246 74 30
282 You need to work on your French. 1.3827 0.03389 371 264 72 35
283 At least we don't have to worry about using the wrong fork. 1.3826 0.03187 379 262 89 28
284 Can I get the dressing on the side, please? 1.3820 0.03285 377 265 80 32
285 Wow! This really is a farm animal food to table restaurant 1.3815 0.03727 367 277 40 50
286 Now *this* is farm-to-table. 1.3815 0.03258 367 255 84 28
287 Now I get why there is no silverware. 1.3813 0.03466 375 272 63 40
288 OK, OK... We will order bottled water. 1.3811 0.03415 370 265 69 36
289 It’s locally-sourced, carbon-neutral, gluten-free, paleo, vegan gastronomy … let’s just TRY and enjoy ourselves for once, shall we? 1.3806 0.03301 360 251 81 28
290 This dish earned us our Michelin Lone Star. 1.3804 0.03159 368 252 92 24
291 Where, exactly, did you point when you said, 'we'll have what they're having'? 1.3804 0.03428 368 264 68 36
292 But it's vegan, right? 1.3798 0.03193 366 252 89 25
293 I regret going vegan. 1.3798 0.03308 366 257 79 30
294 Do you think he'll be offended if I ask for a large ketchup? 1.3798 0.03375 366 260 73 33
295 trump is an autocratic fascist scumbag who seriously deserves to be impeached. 1.3796 0.03668 353 261 50 42
296 No antibiotics, no hormones, no preservatives! Just pure slop. 1.3795 0.03386 361 256 73 32
297 « There better be a ring at the bottom of that trough! » 1.3775 0.03448 355 254 68 33
298 When I said farm to table, I had something else in mind... 1.3775 0.03234 355 245 86 24
299 I'm sure glad we skipped the appetizer. 1.3775 0.03331 355 249 78 28
300 I think they've taken this farm to table thing too far... 1.3764 0.03299 356 249 80 27
301 You're the first guests to order seconds. Chef says this one's on the house. 1.3746 0.03742 323 237 51 35
302 I said I'd take you to the restaurant where the Senators and Congressmen eat." 1.3739 0.03412 353 252 70 31
303 Is this the goop Gwyneth Paltrow's eating? 1.3739 0.03528 353 257 60 36
304 I totally ordered the wrong wine. 1.3739 0.03577 337 244 60 33
305 Actually I'd prefer sparkling. 1.3728 0.03362 346 244 75 27
306 Aren't you glad we ordered the half portion? 1.3718 0.03403 347 247 71 29
307 Because it had four and half stars on Yelp, that's why! 1.3706 0.03526 340 246 62 32
308 You folks need them utensils? 1.3706 0.03477 340 244 66 30
309 Can we agree that it's time to cross off themed restaurants from our bucket list? 1.3706 0.03244 340 235 84 21
310 We're going to need a lot of naan. 1.3698 0.03465 338 242 67 29
311 We should have stopped him after the first bucket. 1.3698 0.03336 338 237 77 24
312 I wish I'd worn my hair up! 1.3698 0.03465 338 242 67 29
313 After the past three years we finally realized Americans will swallow anything. 1.3689 0.03618 328 238 57 32
314 It's a pity your parents aren't here. 1.3686 0.03752 312 229 51 32
315 This farm to table thing is getting way out of hand. 1.3680 0.03314 337 236 78 23
316 I think this place has just a little bit too much atmosphere for me. 1.3675 0.03279 332 233 77 22
317 I had a different vision of what you meant by Sloppy Joe. 1.3672 0.03380 335 237 73 25
318 You're right. They really DO drown the salad in Ranch dressing here. 1.3672 0.03585 335 245 57 33
319 We're splitting the order, so could you put it into two troughs? 1.3667 0.03221 330 232 77 21
320 You just need to be extra careful when he adds the flambe. 1.3667 0.03415 330 234 71 25
321 Save some room for dessert. I hear the mud pie's amazing. 1.3667 0.03442 330 235 69 26
322 Ah, so this is farm-to-table. 1.3662 0.03691 325 240 51 34
323 You're going to love this shit 1.3662 0.03817 325 245 41 39
324 I think the "Farm to Table" movement is getting a little too realistic. 1.3662 0.03506 325 233 65 27
325 I guess we could have shared the bowl, but the trough was only a dollar more. 1.3658 0.03575 298 211 65 22
326 Don’t worry honey, the menu specifically says that it’s gluten free. 1.3653 0.03236 323 222 84 17
327 But we had slop last night! 1.3653 0.03409 323 228 72 23
328 I told you you were over dressed! 1.3653 0.03381 323 227 74 22
329 Don’t even taste it until he puts the croutons in 1.3653 0.03352 323 231 68 24
330 It's the latest thing; "Stable to table". 1.3653 0.03493 323 231 66 26
331 I hope you don’t mind me asking, but is this your first rodeo? 1.3650 0.03497 326 234 65 27
332 I miss the old chef. 1.3645 0.03537 310 221 65 24
333 Is this gluten free? 1.3645 0.03451 321 228 69 24
334 This place must have changed hands. 1.3645 0.03423 321 227 71 23
335 A metal bucket! Are you sure we can afford this place? 1.3645 0.03507 321 232 62 27
336 This is going to need to breathe. 1.3634 0.03328 322 225 77 20
337 Forgive me if I don't squeal with excitement. 1.3634 0.03414 322 228 71 23
338 I don't think I've got the stomachs for this. 1.3631 0.03755 314 233 48 33
339 I just remembered, I left the iron and the gas stove on at home. 1.3628 0.03422 317 223 71 22
340 Partners, here we have our finest, unfiltered, 100% organic, farm-to-table swill. The subtle insouciance of the local terroir lends a certain “je ne sai quois” to the bouquet, as I’m sure you’ll appreciate. And yes, it IS gluten-free. Enjoy! 1.3627 0.03692 295 213 57 25
341 I have no idea why they call it Chop Sooey Sooey. 1.3621 0.03638 301 217 59 25
342 Would it be gauche to ask for some ketchup? 1.3619 0.03346 315 220 75 19
343 I thought Sty was a peculiar name for a restaurant. 1.3619 0.03523 315 226 64 25
344 This used to mean something completely different when I first came to Washington, D.C. 1.3619 0.03376 315 221 74 20
345 This feels more like a second date type of meal. 1.3613 0.03382 310 217 74 19
346 My only issue is it doesn't Instagram well. 1.3613 0.03503 310 221 66 23
347 They've put us at a MAGA table! 1.3608 0.03942 291 218 41 32
348 What kind of slop is this? 1.3592 0.03878 309 234 39 36
349 Remember how we used to eat animals instead of eat like them? 1.3590 0.03425 312 226 62 24
350 I feel like we’re a bit overdressed. 1.3581 0.03528 310 223 63 24
351 Start when the bell rings 1.3576 0.03516 288 203 67 18
352 I wish we had that giant piece of bread from last week’s contest. 1.3571 0.03602 308 224 58 26
353 Maybe the house wine isn't such a good idea after all. 1.3571 0.03422 308 218 70 20
354 Is it rude to slurp? 1.3564 0.03644 303 221 56 26
355 You get a healthy pour here. 1.3564 0.03522 303 217 64 22
356 Next time I order. 1.3564 0.03522 303 216 63 22
357 I thought the restaurant critic was exaggerating when she wrote that their food was slop. 1.3555 0.03630 301 219 57 25
358 Are you sure this is the tasting menu? 1.3553 0.03634 304 222 56 26
359 I'm starting to think that this farm to table trend is overrated. 1.3547 0.03447 296 209 69 18
360 I guess we could have brought the kids after all. 1.3545 0.03504 299 221 53 25
361 So far, I'm not crazy about the presentation. 1.3545 0.03357 299 209 74 16
362 This must be the stable to table course 1.3540 0.03652 291 211 57 23
363 No it's fine, I'll just pick out the olives. 1.3535 0.03503 297 212 65 20
364 And now we are betroughed. 1.3535 0.03470 297 211 67 19
365 I thought "pig out" was just a euphemism. 1.3535 0.03470 297 211 67 19
366 This is going to be grueling. 1.3535 0.03503 297 211 64 20
367 Sorry, I think this must be for the table with the emotional service pig. 1.3533 0.03666 300 220 54 26
368 I hear it will make our coats nice and shiny. 1.3531 0.03629 286 205 59 21
369 Wait, does this have peanuts in it? 1.3521 0.03541 284 202 64 18
370 We are a stricter branch of the seed-to-table movement. 1.3517 0.04000 290 222 34 34
371 I thought you pledged me your TROTH! 1.3515 0.03695 293 215 53 25
372 The good news is it's local. 1.3507 0.03199 288 204 70 14
373 My compliments to the sooie chef. 1.3504 0.04019 254 188 43 23
374 I think I may cry wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home. 1.3502 0.03913 277 207 43 27
375 It sounded better in French. 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
376 This is the last time we order the Wall Street special. 1.3488 0.03803 281 208 48 25
377 Wait. We ordered the chunky. 1.3486 0.03674 284 207 55 22
378 Looks like we’re not in Manhattan anymore. 1.3486 0.03536 284 203 62 18
379 I assumed "family style" meant human family. 1.3486 0.03429 284 204 61 18
380 My name is Sloppy Joe and I'll be your server tonight. 1.3475 0.03725 282 207 52 23
381 I'm sorry, but we ordered the half-trough. 1.3474 0.03455 285 202 67 16
382 What course is this? 1.3474 0.03473 285 205 62 18
383 This doesn’t seem kosher. 1.3466 0.03666 277 201 56 20
384 In my view, farm to table is overrated. 1.3466 0.04007 277 211 36 30
385 Lenora said when she came here she ate like a pig! 1.3459 0.03989 266 200 40 26
386 I thought we ordered vanilla. 1.3456 0.03747 272 199 52 21
387 I see you are going to make a pig of yourself again. 1.3456 0.03524 272 193 64 15
388 I guess I'll have what you're having. 1.3456 0.03325 272 195 63 14
389 Farm to table looks like this? I thought it means like garden to table, not leftover swine feed to table. 1.3456 0.04159 272 211 28 33
390 I think the service here has improved. 1.3455 0.03893 275 206 43 26
391 Yeah, a medium trough would have been plenty. 1.3455 0.03421 275 193 69 13
392 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to ‘pig out’ 1.3453 0.03794 278 206 48 24
393 OK Mr. fine dining. What wine goes with this? 1.3453 0.03546 278 199 62 17
394 It's pronounced the same way in French. 1.3446 0.03720 267 194 54 19
395 We shouldn't have tried to order in French. 1.3444 0.03616 270 194 59 17
396 Now Harold, try not to make a pig of yourself! 1.3444 0.03539 270 192 63 15
397 Next time I'll order for us. 1.3444 0.03500 270 191 65 14
398 It definitely smells like it's farm-to-table. 1.3442 0.03671 276 201 55 20
399 Try not to make a pig of yourself. 1.3442 0.03487 276 201 57 18
400 Swine tasting? I thought you said "wine tasting." 1.3441 0.03714 279 205 52 22
401 You and your farm-to-table thing ... I thought you said the first course would be SWELL 1.3434 0.03582 265 189 61 15
402 I think I just became too old to try new things. 1.3434 0.03542 265 190 60 15
403 'No, no: it's farm-on-table." 1.3433 0.03746 268 196 50 20
404 These cross cultural eating tours are getting a little extreme for me, how 'bout you? 1.3433 0.04136 268 207 30 31
405 The Times called it the new kale. 1.3430 0.03439 277 196 67 14
406 It's more expensive by the glass. 1.3423 0.03902 260 192 45 22
407 This kind of explains why the maitre de looked in my mouth and slapped my ass." 1.3421 0.03948 266 200 41 25
408 I knew we shouldn’t have ordered the Trump Special. 1.3421 0.03984 266 201 39 26
409 Domestic wine pairing, I reckon? 1.3421 0.03802 266 196 49 21
410 This new "snout to tail" restaurant theme is getting ridiculous. 1.3421 0.04158 266 206 29 31
411 This isn't what I pictured when they said "Farm to Table" 1.3420 0.03621 269 194 58 17
412 I don't want to be vegan anymore. 1.3420 0.03697 269 196 54 19
413 We ordered truffles, not a trough-full! 1.3414 0.03943 249 184 45 20
414 Now I wish I hadn't filled up on hay. 1.3410 0.03851 261 193 47 21
415 If this is their ranch, I’d like to see their thousand island. 1.3410 0.03735 261 190 53 18
416 Dear, is this gluten-free slop? 1.3410 0.04001 261 197 39 25
417 You’ll note a mature nose displaying a piquant array of earth, smoked game and a touch of leather moving gracefully into a palate laced with hints of oyster shell and a beguiling touch of forest floor before culminating in a mouth-coating finish. 1.3409 0.03895 264 197 44 23
418 They updated the decor, but it's the same old swill. 1.3409 0.03526 264 195 51 18
419 On second thought, we'll take some bread. 1.3409 0.03485 264 189 61 14
420 This is so much better than their drive-up window. 1.3409 0.03666 264 191 56 17
421 Times like these I wish your mother were here. 1.3408 0.03899 267 200 43 24
422 I read the chef went to the best culinary school in Iowa. 1.3408 0.03752 267 195 51 20
423 Following our seasonal slop of the day you'll be served baled meadow grasses paired with a salt lick." 1.3398 0.03783 256 187 51 18
424 Sure, it's slop. But it's locally sourced slop. 1.3398 0.03618 256 183 59 14
425 Once the plants grow, it's the freshest salad in town. 1.3397 0.03521 262 186 63 13
426 “I said Sloppy Joe’s not slop with Joe.” 1.3396 0.03732 265 194 52 19
427 Honestly Dave, next time I pick the restaurant. 1.3396 0.03615 265 191 58 16
428 Dammit, I filled up on bread again. 1.3396 0.03770 265 195 50 20
429 This is the George Orwell? 1.3396 0.03732 265 194 52 19
430 This is not what I thought farm-to-table dining meant. 1.3396 0.03615 265 191 58 16
431 You are certain this is gluten free? 1.3386 0.03634 254 182 58 14
432 Does this contain nuts? 1.3385 0.03858 260 193 46 21
433 There you go,folks, if you finish it's free... now excuse me one second I'll go fetch your chopsticks 1.3385 0.03972 260 196 40 24
434 Just double checking this is the gluten free slop? 1.3385 0.03780 260 191 50 19
435 No, this is barn to table 1.3385 0.03619 260 187 58 15
436 This isn't the meal we ordered. It's the meal we deserve. 1.3385 0.03858 260 193 46 21
437 I’m thrilled we were assigned to cover the Iowa Caucus. 1.3385 0.03760 260 198 39 23
438 I'll start from the left. 1.3385 0.03578 260 186 60 14
439 This rustic, back to nature foodie concept is getting a little carried away 1.3385 0.04154 260 201 30 29
440 John, Where are your manners? Take you’re hands off the table. 1.3385 0.03780 260 191 50 19
441 Gone appetit. 1.3384 0.03864 263 196 45 22
442 I said I was so hungry I could eat a horse. Not like a horse. 1.3383 0.03524 266 190 62 14
443 Yes, I asked for a side of ranch, but this is ridiculous! 1.3383 0.03720 266 195 52 19
444 Now I see why getting this to go would have been problematic. 1.3383 0.03604 266 194 55 17
445 Farm-to-table sounds so much more appetizing than it looks 1.3383 0.03604 266 192 58 16
446 To be fair, the commercial did say farm-to-table. 1.3383 0.03564 266 191 60 15
447 Nothing fancy but most folks around here find it real filling. 1.3373 0.03623 255 183 58 14
448 That's yours. Mine is on the rocks with a lemon twist. 1.3372 0.03758 258 189 51 18
449 You think this side of BBQ sauce is huge, wait 'til you see the entree. 1.3372 0.03718 258 188 53 17
450 It is a lot, but it's so much more expensive by the glass. 1.3372 0.03677 258 187 55 16
451 It's not exactly what I thought they meant by "farm to table". 1.3372 0.03718 258 188 53 17
452 I thought it said "This place is just swell" 1.3372 0.03677 258 187 55 16
453 That looks swill! 1.3372 0.03921 261 196 42 23
454 Tell me when. 1.3372 0.03608 261 188 58 15
455 Is this free-range? 1.3372 0.03728 261 191 52 18
456 There’d better be a ring in there. 1.3372 0.03921 261 198 39 24
457 Madame, Monsieur: Sooey! 1.3372 0.03807 261 193 48 20
458 I would like a menu after all. 1.3360 0.03798 250 183 50 17
459 Let’s just finish this and agree to never, ever talk about it. 1.3360 0.03734 250 184 49 17
460 We said "sloppy joe" not "slop by Joe." 1.3360 0.03849 253 187 47 19
461 Well, we did want “Farm to Table”... 1.3360 0.03725 253 184 53 16
462 I think it’s safe to say this will be the last time I’m going on a Groupon date with you. 1.3360 0.03766 253 185 51 17
463 Oh, dear. I forgot my scrunchie. 1.3359 0.03392 256 179 68 9
464 This isn't what I had in mind when they said it's where all the top politicians eat in Washington 1.3359 0.03936 256 192 42 22
465 Please leave a little room for the whipped cream. 1.3359 0.03825 259 192 47 20
466 Not the 'farm to table' that I had in mind. 1.3359 0.03583 259 181 55 12
467 Calling this place "Sooey" should have been our first clue. 1.3359 0.03746 259 183 50 17
468 Is it just me, or does this look a lot like the last course? 1.3359 0.03825 259 187 46 17
469 Just like mom used to make. But then, mom was insane. 1.3359 0.03624 259 197 41 21
470 Like they say, the rest is just gravy. 1.3359 0.03677 262 191 54 17
471 It must be GOP smorgasbord night again! 1.3348 0.04247 227 172 34 21
472 I'm thinking you sent your meal back to the chef once too often. 1.3348 0.03939 233 171 46 16
473 I really should have taken French in high school. 1.3347 0.03715 236 169 55 12
474 Dear, are you sure he said truffle and not trough full? 1.3347 0.03816 248 182 49 17
475 We ordered the truffle, not the trough full. 1.3347 0.03859 248 183 47 18
476 Wait”ll you see the dessert tray, Babe. 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
477 When he called us capitalist pigs I didn't think he meant it literally. 1.3347 0.03785 251 184 50 17
478 How many times did you say you shot it? 1.3346 0.04034 254 193 37 24
479 I can't wait to roll around in the mud with you after we eat. 1.3346 0.03876 254 189 45 20
480 What wine do you recommend? 1.3346 0.03578 257 187 55 15
481 YELP gives the place five stars for authenticity. 1.3346 0.03641 257 186 56 15
482 Actually just water would be fine. 1.3333 0.03717 249 181 53 15
483 Careful, folks, that trough is still hot 1.3333 0.03936 237 175 45 17
484 The food here is great, but the bathroom is a pigsty. 1.3333 0.03700 255 186 53 16
485 Can we get a table farther from the farm? 1.3333 0.03814 252 186 48 18
486 Heck, we consider the cattle as climate warming, wasteful middlemen 1.3333 0.03803 249 183 49 17
487 Save room for our special salt lick dessert 1.3333 0.04011 249 188 39 22
488 What type of wine goes best with slop? 1.3333 0.04208 249 193 29 27
489 So our farm-to-table salad will be ready in 6-8 weeks? 1.3333 0.03717 249 181 53 15
490 Farm-to-Table Happy Hour 1.3333 0.03814 252 186 48 18
491 Well, the portions are nice. 1.3320 0.03705 250 182 53 15
492 I could make this at home. 1.3320 0.03748 250 183 51 16
493 Could we get another basket of bread? 1.3320 0.03527 250 178 61 11
494 Tell me that's not organic. 1.3320 0.03949 247 185 42 20
495 Excuse me. I ordered the large trough. 1.3320 0.03991 247 186 40 21
496 Make America great again. 1.3320 0.04192 247 191 30 26
497 It's called "barn to table." 1.3320 0.03822 247 182 48 17
498 And this is just the amuse bouche 1.3320 0.03601 247 179 55 13
499 And what are you going to have? 1.3320 0.03855 244 180 47 17
500 Excuse me, we ordered the truffles, not the trough full. 1.3320 0.03888 241 178 46 17
501 Seasonal, locally sourced, plant based. It checks all the boxes, hon. 1.3320 0.03752 241 175 52 14
502 It’s actually pronounced “slope’ “. 1.3319 0.03957 235 174 44 17
503 He dies, if he looks at me and yells "sooey!" 1.3306 0.03894 248 185 44 19
504 Well, you asked for a "farm to table" restaurant. 1.3306 0.03678 248 180 54 14
505 We should do farm to table restaurants more often. 1.3306 0.04216 248 193 28 27
506 Honey, next time ask what the special is before you order it. 1.3306 0.03634 248 178 56 12
507 I thought a pu pu platter was a Chinese dish. 1.3306 0.03766 248 182 50 16
508 That's just the dressing. Wait 'til you see the salad! 1.3306 0.03936 248 186 42 20
509 Finally, a meal that looks just like the picture in the menu! 1.3306 0.03723 248 181 52 15
510 Don’t you think “farm-to-table” has gotten a bit out of hand? 1.3305 0.03677 239 172 55 12
511 Will there be anything else? 1.3292 0.03491 243 170 62 9
512 On second thought, I will take that straw. 1.3292 0.03726 243 177 52 14
513 Should there be bread on the side. 1.3292 0.04026 240 181 39 20
514 And don't think I'm going to share. You should have ordered one for yourself. 1.3292 0.03804 240 176 49 15
515 I don’t remember ordering the president’s defense. 1.3292 0.04196 240 185 31 24
516 Not what I had in mind for "Farm to Table!" 1.3292 0.03518 240 170 61 9
517 I thought you said 'Stop for dinner,' not slop for dinner. 1.3279 0.03759 244 179 50 15
518 Well, you can't complain about the portion size. 1.3279 0.03575 244 175 58 11
519 I don't think we'll make the movie after all. 1.3279 0.03977 244 184 40 20
520 You’re sure it’s free range? 1.3278 0.03603 241 173 57 11
521 I’m just happy there’s no chunks. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
522 Farm to table; the early days. 1.3277 0.03915 238 177 44 17
523 T o my betroughed. 1.3277 0.03729 238 173 52 13
524 Cookie's gonna bring ya towels and tinware. 1.3277 0.03823 238 175 48 15
525 Darling, may I ask what we are celebrating? 1.3277 0.03869 238 176 46 16
526 On second thought, can we get bottled? 1.3277 0.03761 235 171 51 13
527 Are you sure this is the Kool-Aid? 1.3277 0.04468 235 187 19 29
528 That reminds me, I 'm dumping you. 1.3276 0.04123 232 176 36 20
529 I switched our diet from Paleo to EIEIO. 1.3275 0.04162 229 174 35 20
530 The kids would love this place. 1.3264 0.03855 239 177 46 16
531 This whole ‘Farm to Table’ thing is getting out of hand. 1.3264 0.03855 239 176 46 16
532 This is Daddy's own recipe. 1.3263 0.03889 236 175 45 16
533 You could have just told me you did not want to out with me anymore. 1.3263 0.03842 236 176 44 16
534 When you told me they were farm-to-table, this isn't what I imagined. 1.3263 0.03498 236 167 61 8
535 Oh, I didn't know this would have corn in it. 1.3263 0.03550 236 178 43 15
536 Well, the website did say farm-to-table. 1.3249 0.03829 237 175 47 15
537 Does it come with a salad? 1.3249 0.03875 237 176 45 16
538 Appears to be Pail-E-I-O rather than Paleo. 1.3248 0.04002 234 176 40 18
539 At least we're not using paper straws. 1.3248 0.03862 234 173 46 15
540 So is this part of your pail-eo diet? 1.3248 0.04002 234 176 40 18
541 Is it rude to ask for a spoon? 1.3234 0.03848 235 174 46 15
542 Do you ever miss the days when there were a few stops between farm and table? 1.3234 0.03527 235 178 43 14
543 Yes, it's 100% locally sourced! 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
544 And you are sure that this is gluten-free? 1.3234 0.03848 235 168 42 14
545 Is this slop non-GMO? 1.3234 0.03895 235 175 44 16
546 “Sure it smells bad, Harold, but Gwenyth Paltrow says eating horse shit boosts your immune system.” 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
547 Excuse me - we ordered the soup not the slop! 1.3234 0.04033 235 178 38 19
548 Don't worry, Bessie will be right out with your drinks. 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
549 I didn’t realize farm to table would be so... direct. 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
550 Farmer to table looked a lot more romantic on the menu. 1.3233 0.03882 232 172 45 15
551 So this is the Lobbyist Lunch special? 1.3230 0.03952 226 168 43 15
552 Yes ma'am - as a matter of fact, fond de tasse is French for "slop". 1.3227 0.04077 220 165 39 16
553 .. and what wine would you recommend? 1.3219 0.03771 233 171 49 13
554 Guess you were serious about the best perk of dating a politician would be feeding at the trough. 1.3217 0.04138 230 176 34 20
555 I just remembered. We're going to your mother's for lunch on Sunday. 1.3217 0.04092 230 175 36 19
556 What a long, hard day of being a Republican Congressperson. Oh good, our big trough full of Trump's hot steaming shit is here. 1.3217 0.04274 230 179 28 23
557 I told you not to order the sheep dip 1.3217 0.04092 230 175 36 19
558 Remind me why we "dress" for dinner in your family? 1.3216 0.04035 227 171 39 17
559 If they deliver a side of fresh hay, I’m giving them at least four stars. 1.3214 0.04073 224 169 38 17
560 Do you even work here ? 1.3214 0.04073 224 169 38 17
561 I think “Farm to Table” has run its course. 1.3203 0.03789 231 170 48 13
562 No, I said a TRUFFLE. 1.3203 0.04168 231 178 32 21
563 We have a nice Cabernet that pairs well with this. 1.3203 0.03585 231 166 56 9
564 And you said I couldn't finish the first one on my own. 1.3203 0.03936 231 173 42 16
565 Here's the gravy. Meat's comin'. You guys want silverware? 1.3202 0.04253 228 177 29 22
566 I didn't know farm-to-table could be so... authentic... 1.3202 0.04208 228 176 31 21
567 When you said this was a farm to table restaurant, you weren't kidding! 1.3202 0.03772 228 167 48 12
568 The food is awful, but you can’t complain about the portions! 1.3202 0.03971 228 171 41 16
569 I'm sure that it's organic, but is it vegan? 1.3202 0.03772 228 167 49 12
570 I hate Los Angeles. 1.3202 0.04020 228 172 39 17
571 I think we should have asked for the 1/2 carafe. 1.3202 0.03823 228 168 47 13
572 May I have chopsticks please. 1.3202 0.04161 228 175 33 20
573 You tip the waiter, I’ll tip the cow. 1.3200 0.04154 225 172 34 19
574 It's quite the thing now, this farm to table. 1.3200 0.03857 225 165 46 13
575 Well, honey, you didn't have to tell him you were a lobbyist. 1.3200 0.04106 225 171 36 18
576 We ordered the swill with croutons. 1.3200 0.04295 225 175 28 22
577 The review did say the chef has won three Blue Ribbons. 1.3200 0.03908 225 167 44 14
578 Hmmm,... I thought Zagat wrote: authentic ole western "stop". 1.3200 0.04057 225 170 38 17
579 This restaurant gets excellent reviews on Open Stable. 1.3200 0.03805 225 165 48 12
580 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for the vegan option. 1.3200 0.03420 225 158 62 5
581 Could we trouble you for a couple of napkins? 1.3190 0.03726 232 170 50 12
582 Do you work here? 1.3188 0.04079 207 154 40 13
583 Do you still provide straws? 1.3186 0.04090 226 172 36 18
584 I'll pick the restaurant next time. 1.3186 0.03893 226 168 44 14
585 No bread? 1.3184 0.03662 223 161 53 9
586 I think this whole Farm to Table trend has gone too far. 1.3184 0.03877 223 165 45 13
587 I would rather you forgot our anniversary. 1.3184 0.03928 223 166 43 14
588 Could you bring over some hay when you get a second? 1.3180 0.03838 217 159 47 11
589 ......AND, if you find a gold nugget your meal is free! 1.3174 0.03844 230 171 45 14
590 They say this new Beyond Meat slop tastes just like the real thing. 1.3170 0.04014 224 169 39 16
591 The complimentary hair tie is making a lot more sense. 1.3170 0.03703 224 163 51 10
592 Glad we didn’t do take out. 1.3167 0.03844 221 161 41 11
593 This does not bode well for the 'surf' portion of the meal. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
594 The trough? Actually, we ordered strogonoff. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
595 The best part is the free refills. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
596 Same old slop again. 1.3167 0.03735 221 161 50 10
597 May I have an extra napkin? 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
598 But it's all certified free-trade organic, nothing like the kind of slop they serve across town. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
599 I think I’m over farm to table. 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
600 You can keep any gold you find. 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
601 Yes, dear. 100% organic and NON-GMO. 1.3167 0.03844 221 162 46 12
602 They weren't joking when they said farm to table... 1.3167 0.03949 221 165 42 14
603 They certainly don't hold back on the presentation. 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
604 I'm sorry, I thought the "Sloppy Joe" was a sandwich. 1.3167 0.03623 221 159 54 8
605 It was the only locally-sourced, non-GMO, gluten-free option. 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
606 What did you expect from a place that accepts walk-ins on Valentine’s Day? 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
607 ‘I think this vegan conversion therapy might work.’ 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
608 Is this your first time at Farm-to-Table? 1.3167 0.03790 221 162 48 11
609 I think this is the last time I'm going to trust Calvin Trillin about anything 1.3167 0.04250 221 171 30 20
610 It sounded so nice in French 1.3167 0.04052 221 167 38 16
611 What do you think, darling? Pinot Noir or Chardonnay?” 1.3167 0.03949 221 165 42 14
612 Our house wine has discernible barnyard notes. 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
613 It needs a little umbrella. 1.3167 0.04001 221 166 40 15
614 When I said I could eat, like, a horse, I just meant I was hungry 1.3167 0.03790 221 162 48 11
615 At least, no chopsticks. 1.3167 0.03790 221 162 48 11
616 Ready to pig out? 1.3167 0.03897 221 163 44 13
617 The bouquet has notes of oak, tobacco, and leather. 1.3163 0.03914 215 159 44 12
618 Just like the Senate Republicans, he's feeding us a bunch of c#@p. 1.3158 0.04102 209 157 38 14
619 I wish this little piggie stayed home ! 1.3153 0.03666 222 161 52 9
620 May I please have a napkin? 1.3153 0.03721 222 162 50 10
621 If this is how they interpret farm-to-table, we might want to skip the molten lava cake... 1.3153 0.04036 222 165 36 16
622 Does our salad come in a bale? 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
623 Waiter, there's a hair in my slop. 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
624 You'd think for these prices the trough would be porcelain. 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
625 This explains that offal review. 1.3148 0.03899 216 160 44 12
626 See? Stop calling me Babe, It confuses everyone. 1.3148 0.04114 216 164 36 16
627 I wonder if sushi and sooie sound alike to Alexa. 1.3148 0.04166 216 165 34 17
628 I hate being a Senator's wife. 1.3146 0.04259 213 164 31 18
629 I'm over the whole farm-to-table thing. 1.3139 0.04071 223 170 36 17
630 This happens every time we reserve as the Hoggs. 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
631 So THIS is what farm to table means 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
632 I didn’t realize it was going to be family style. 1.3136 0.03683 220 160 51 9
633 Y'know, when they said this place was rustic, I thought they meant gentrified rustic. 1.3136 0.04209 220 170 31 19
634 I think we should have ordered the cup, Harvey. 1.3134 0.03772 217 159 48 10
635 I think the farm to table trend may have gone too far. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
636 Actually, we ordered the salmon. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
637 I don’t think we’ll have room for dessert. 1.3131 0.04084 214 161 37 15
638 I think we're going to need a piggie bag. 1.3131 0.04030 214 161 39 14
639 Thanks. We don't need straws. 1.3131 0.04084 214 162 37 15
640 I've heard of "Farm to Table," but this is ridiculous. 1.3131 0.03863 214 158 45 11
641 Is it too late to switch to the salad? 1.3131 0.03863 214 158 45 11
642 Well, you can't complain about the size of the portions.... 1.3131 0.03806 214 157 47 10
643 This is the last time we ask Mr. Ed for a recommendation. 1.3131 0.03975 214 160 41 13
644 It's 'Suzy', not "SUEE" 1.3122 0.04092 205 154 38 13
645 I wonder how many people are trying to turn this goop into a Gwyneth Paltrow cartoon. 1.3119 0.04332 218 171 26 21
646 Well, at least it’s gluten-free... 1.3116 0.03704 215 159 46 10
647 I'm starting to think we're taking this "Farm To Table" thing too far. 1.3116 0.03791 215 158 47 10
648 If you squeal with delight, I'm leaving. 1.3116 0.04067 215 162 37 15
649 Well, we did Want an authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.3113 0.03825 212 156 46 10
650 So you do think I eat like a pig. 1.3113 0.03676 212 164 36 12
651 And for dessert, our famous Texas Style Chocolate Pudding. 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
652 Looks like it’s time to pig out. 1.3113 0.03997 212 158 40 13
653 I understand it started when they did away with drinking straws. 1.3113 0.03646 212 156 44 10
654 I didn’t think this farmer bailout program would be so literal!... 1.3113 0.03940 212 158 42 12
655 Which administration did you say inspired this entre'e? 1.3103 0.04174 203 154 35 14
656 May we have some plates to share? 1.3099 0.04144 213 163 34 16
657 This really is farm to table! 1.3099 0.03692 213 155 50 8
658 Free refills until the cows come home. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
659 I'm torn between my values and asking for a straw. 1.3099 0.03868 213 158 44 11
660 This is the last time you taking me to dine in New Jersey. 1.3099 0.03981 213 165 32 16
661 Excuse me but this looks exactly like the first course. 1.3099 0.03868 213 158 44 11
662 Yes, it is locally-sourced. 1.3099 0.03810 213 157 46 10
663 I need a drink while the salad grows. 1.3099 0.03631 213 154 52 7
664 It’s Demi-Glacé de Veau. Calling it ‘slop’ only diminishes the elegance of the dining experience. 1.3099 0.04090 213 162 36 15
665 'Like Pigs to the Trough'. This is so 1 percent, Henry - I love it. 1.3099 0.04250 213 165 30 18
666 I hate Brooklyn. 1.3095 0.04239 210 162 31 17
667 It's the latest in ethical dining: 'empathetic veganism'... 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
668 I thought you said you'd pledge your TROTH. 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
669 So instead of eating them we eat like them 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
670 I didn't expect veganism to be this hard. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
671 Is it locally sourced? 1.3073 0.03901 205 152 43 10
672 I kinda miss strapping on the old feed bag. 1.3073 0.03962 205 153 41 11
673 I heard this is the best new farm to table restaurant in town. 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
674 Darling, it's "I plight thee my troth"...TROTH. 1.3073 0.04196 205 157 33 15
675 No Hon, napkins would be inauthentic. 1.3073 0.04022 205 154 39 12
676 Is this slop free range? 1.3073 0.03962 205 153 41 11
677 So that's why this place is called swine and dine. 1.3073 0.03776 205 150 47 8
678 This place is fun because all five courses come in one 1.3073 0.03514 205 151 47 7
679 Delightful, Geoffrey, but we ordered flies with that. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
680 Is now a good time to tell you I've been fucking your cousin? 1.3069 0.04354 202 157 28 17
681 Do you do free refills? 1.3069 0.04000 202 151 40 11
682 I might officially be done with the whole farm-to-table thing. 1.3062 0.03849 209 155 44 10
683 I appreciate the effort to be accommodating, but I get the feeling you've never dated a vegan before. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
684 I’ll be back directly to lead you to more water. 1.3062 0.04024 209 158 38 13
685 What Instagram filter should we use for this? 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
686 Compliments of the pigs eating at the next table. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
687 Well, they said it was farm to table. 1.3062 0.04137 209 160 34 15
688 Tex-Mex hasn't been the same since they built the wall. 1.3062 0.04137 209 159 34 15
689 Next time, remind me to pick a restaurant whose chef isn't one of your exes. 1.3062 0.04301 209 163 28 18
690 They are really commited to farm-to-table. 1.3062 0.03602 209 151 52 6
691 Keep going... keep going... 1.3058 0.03885 206 153 43 10
692 This farm-to-table movement is out of control. 1.3058 0.04064 206 156 37 13
693 I should have asked what 'soup of the day' was before ordering. 1.3058 0.04064 206 156 37 13
694 Death by chocolate for two. 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
695 Is this the appetizer or the emetic? 1.3058 0.04179 206 158 33 15
696 I changed my mind. I'll start with the salad instead. 1.3058 0.04121 206 157 35 14
697 Your right. It looks as good as it smells. 1.3058 0.03945 206 154 41 11
698 Next time I’m ordering the shepherd’s pie. 1.3058 0.03945 206 154 41 11
699 Trump recommended this place. 1.3057 0.04616 193 153 21 19
700 You asked for the "Make America Great Again Special" and by God you're gettin' it! 1.3057 0.04616 193 153 21 19
701 If this is the size of their gravy boat, I don't want to know how big the steak is going to be. 1.3057 0.04314 193 148 31 14
702 Trigger would love this place. 1.3054 0.04104 203 154 36 13
703 So, is this your first time at OINK? 1.3054 0.03922 203 151 42 10
704 So much for portion control. 1.3054 0.03983 203 152 40 11
705 Is this vegan? I'm vegan. I don't think this is vegan. 1.3054 0.03922 203 150 42 10
706 I'm so over farm-to-table restaurants. 1.3054 0.03922 203 151 42 10
707 Hold on a sec when I'm done. Chad will be here with the fresh ground pepper. 1.3043 0.04104 207 158 35 14
708 Do you really expect me to eat this slop? 1.3041 0.03972 194 144 41 9
709 The horse out front eating escargot makes a lot more sense now. 1.3039 0.04027 204 154 38 12
710 I heard it was farm to table, but this is ridiculous. 1.3039 0.03780 204 150 46 8
711 The new ownership may be confused by pu pu platter. 1.3039 0.04145 204 156 34 14
712 OOOH, SWINE DINING. I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING ELSE. 1.3039 0.04027 204 154 38 12
713 I think farm-to-table might be over. 1.3039 0.03616 204 150 47 7
714 And this is just the appetizer. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
715 Their takeout comes in a feedbag. 1.3035 0.03749 201 149 44 8
716 Well the sign did say, "All you can eat"! 1.3035 0.04067 201 151 36 12
717 And you’re sure this is the only gluten-free thing on the menu? 1.3035 0.04246 201 155 31 15
718 Do we eat this or roll around in it? 1.3035 0.04067 201 152 37 12
719 I'd heard they lost their star. 1.3035 0.04067 201 152 37 12
720 Well... his campaign did promise to put farmers back to work. 1.3035 0.04005 201 151 39 11
721 Yes, it's slop, but we are paying for the ambiance. 1.3035 0.03879 201 149 43 9
722 It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet, without the hard decisions. 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
723 You sure this is Keto? 1.3035 0.04067 201 152 37 12
724 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to go to a ‘zero waste’ restaurant. 1.3035 0.04419 201 158 25 18
725 Sorry, I thought you said "swine" dining. 1.3030 0.03981 198 148 40 10
726 Can I see your swine list? 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
727 This restaurant got five stars on FarmersOnly.com. 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
728 Utensils? No sir! Not round these parts. 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
729 Farm to table, huh? 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
730 It's a farm to table menu. 1.3024 0.03889 205 153 42 10
731 You said this restaurant was "farm to table, not stable" 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
732 I'll bet it looks the same on the way out. 1.3024 0.04185 205 158 32 15
733 I guess “Slop of the Day” wasn’t a typo. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
734 Told you we'd be in Hog Heaven! 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
735 This is taking "farm to table" a little too far! 1.3020 0.03926 202 151 41 10
736 It's a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3020 0.03733 202 148 47 7
737 You take "farm-to-table" very literally here. 1.3020 0.03926 202 151 41 10
738 I didn’t realize this was a “farm to table” restaurant. 1.3020 0.03988 202 152 39 11
739 Looks more like farm to stable 1.3020 0.04169 202 155 33 14
740 Wait til you see the breadsticks! 1.3020 0.04049 202 153 37 12
741 It's farm to table 1.3015 0.04212 199 153 32 14
742 Looks like "Tex-Mess" wasn't a typo after all. 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
743 Man, this is like something out of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
744 When you said the name was the "Souee", I thought it was French. 1.3015 0.04152 199 152 34 13
745 It's not what it looks like. 1.3010 0.03802 196 144 45 7
746 This is not what I had in mind when you said farm-to-table. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
747 May I present Chef Trotter's amuse-bouche? 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
748 Do you think they could be taking this “farm to table” thing a bit too far? 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
749 See, there is a difference between farm-to-table and ranch-to-table. 1.3000 0.04253 200 155 30 15
750 Is this your first time at Hog Heaven? 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
751 Should we ask to see the swine list? 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
752 I wouldn't mind less farm and more table. 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
753 Anti-elite sentiment is quite strong down here. 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
754 If we finish it in under an hour we can keep the trough, right? 1.2995 0.03853 197 146 43 8
755 I warned you to not order in French. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
756 Perhaps we shouldn't have ordered the large salsa. 1.2995 0.04113 197 150 35 12
757 The farm-to-table daily special made it sound much more appealing 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
758 In Tulsa, they pay a fortune for this. 1.2995 0.03646 197 143 49 5
759 This place came highly recommended by Goop. 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
760 But we are not Republicans!! 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
761 I get the tablecloth but why the chandelier? 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
762 We didn’t order this 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
763 How often is heard a discouraging word? 1.2995 0.04237 197 152 31 14
764 They’re really committed to the Farm to Table concept here. 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
765 2 cheeseburgers as requested, vegan, non-plant based, gluten free, soy free, dairy free, protein free, carb free, fat free, sodium free, vitamin free. Bon appetite. 1.2990 0.04344 194 151 28 15
766 ‘It might need salt’ 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
767 Why the long face? 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
768 Could we get a long little doggie bag? 1.2990 0.04156 194 148 34 12
769 I think its about time we moo-ve out of farm country. 1.2984 0.04753 191 155 15 21
770 Let's skip dessert. 1.2980 0.03769 198 146 45 7
771 I can’t believe you brought me to this slop house. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
772 What do you think? Red or White? 1.2980 0.04032 198 150 37 11
773 Yes, Western civilization seems to be in decline. 1.2980 0.04219 198 153 31 14
774 No one does farm-to-table like Tröf. 1.2980 0.04095 198 151 35 12
775 Yep. Everyone says it ain't what they wuz expectin'. It's that chandelier I'm guessing'. 1.2980 0.04095 198 149 35 11
776 I knew we shouldn't have gone to a restaurant with a lone star. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
777 This was so much easier before they banned straws. 1.2980 0.03595 198 146 46 6
778 Well, you said you wanted farm-to-table. 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
779 You did say it was authentic farm to table. 1.2974 0.03804 195 144 44 7
780 Can you explain to me again how we are saving cows by eating their food? 1.2974 0.04007 195 147 38 10
781 Leave the bucket. Dim the light. 1.2974 0.04201 195 150 32 13
782 And you're sure it's gluten free? 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
783 Would you like to see the swine list? 1.2969 0.04180 192 147 33 12
784 According to the menu, it’s “a piquant blend of naturally fermented greens and grains.” 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
785 Surely we get a spoon. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
786 Does your Mother work here? 1.2969 0.04371 192 150 27 15
787 I must say, they certainly deliver on that farm-to-table thing. 1.2969 0.03768 192 141 45 6
788 Susan, I thought we ordered the soylent green. 1.2969 0.04180 192 147 33 12
789 This farm to table thing has gotten out of hand 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
790 I just remembered; I'm doing intermittent fasting. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
791 I prefer the simplicity of the feedbag 1.2969 0.03910 192 143 41 8
792 This isn’t your first trough of wine is it? 1.2969 0.04309 192 149 29 14
793 I’m not sure coming to a Texas sushi place was a good idea. 1.2969 0.04309 192 149 29 14
794 This "farm-to-table" trend has gone too far. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
795 My engagement ring in there? 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
796 This little piggy shoulda stayed home 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
797 Wow, they really take the whole ‘Sloppy Joe’ thing to the next level. 1.2969 0.03840 192 142 43 7
798 It’s vegan, gluten-free, sustainable, organic, and, incidentally, pre-digested. 1.2969 0.04371 192 150 27 15
799 How did they know we are Americans? 1.2963 0.03949 189 141 40 8
800 Okay, okay, swine and dine wasn’t a typo after all.. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
801 Sometimes influencers are wrong. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
802 The White House Special has been a very popular addition to the Senate Dining Room menu. 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
803 I shouldn’t put so much trust in Google Translate 1.2961 0.04166 179 135 35 9
804 I think we’re overdressed, dear. 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
805 We'll see how this compares with Froth in the Trough downtown. 1.2957 0.04132 186 141 35 10
806 I’ll admit, Pig-a-palooza sounded like a good choice. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
807 when they said you could eat like a pig they weren't kidding 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
808 Frankly, I expected a little more from the All You Can Eat Soup Night 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
809 I guess this explains the basket of hay they brought us earlier. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
810 Doesn't farm-to-table make a brief stop in the kitchen? 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
811 I think we’re going to need a ‘get along little doggie bowl’ when we leave. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
812 The tariff war is clearly not over..... 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
813 We used to come here to ‘strap on the ol’ feed bag,’ but I see they’ve expanded their menu. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
814 And then the thought hit me, why stop at Ranch dressing? 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
815 It's just, "Farm to Table" means something different where I'm from. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
816 Their Michelin rating is so far off-base. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
817 You don't have to propose tonight. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
818 I was only joking when I told the waiter I wanted to "pig out". 1.2953 0.03716 193 146 39 8
819 We’re gonna need more bread. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
820 Swine Enthusiast says to pair it with a truffle and forest red. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
821 Please tell me it’s vegan 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 34 11
822 I heard this is the best Trough to Table restaurant in the city. 1.2938 0.04078 194 147 35 11
823 I miss gluten. 1.2938 0.04078 194 148 35 11
824 Don't forget now, It's all you can eat!! 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
825 The reviews DID say you'll eat like a pig. 1.2938 0.03944 194 145 39 9
826 Does this have any nuts in it? 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
827 So this is farm to table? 1.2926 0.03805 188 139 43 6
828 My yoga instructor told me about this place. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
829 Vegan I assume? 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
830 We should have opted for a feedbag. 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
831 If we both lap to the left we won't bump heads. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
832 That's it, I'm done with the keto diet 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
833 Well, they did advertise farm to table. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
834 I'd say the farm-to-table concept has finally gone too far. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
835 I didn’t think farm to table was meant to be taken literally 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
836 I hope they have paper straws. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
837 The viscosity is what keeps me coming back for more. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
838 Perhaps Trough-fill was not a typo for truffle. 1.2926 0.04427 188 148 25 15
839 Is THIS why the dining review said it was authentic, farm-to-table cuisine? 1.2926 0.04023 188 141 36 9
840 They may have taken the “farm-to-table” concept too far. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
841 Can you recommend a pairing? 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
842 I believe we ordered pork chop not pork slop, sir 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
843 Honey, I guess they kind of missed the concept of ‘farm to table’ 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
844 I’ll be back in a bit with yer feedbags. 1.2926 0.03805 188 139 43 6
845 We came as soon as you called. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
846 Naw, ‘humiliating’ is once we put the saddles on ya. 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
847 I'll change my order to the salad. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
848 Wait, I thought I ordered the onions on the side. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
849 Please tell me this isn't the public trough. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
850 Y'all finish two, third's free.... 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
851 You can get swill anywhere, but I dine here for the presentation. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
852 Haven’t you heard? The trough is the new bowl. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
853 Well, we did order the Stockyard Special 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
854 Is this some sort of comment about my weight? 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
855 I guess they take farm to table literally here. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
856 At least the portions are big. 1.2919 0.03686 185 135 46 4
857 It's swine dining. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
858 Y'all say when. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
859 We ordered TRUFFles. 1.2919 0.04607 185 148 20 17
860 When you said we were going to eat like pigs, I really thought you were being metaphorical. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
861 Could you cancel the Mississippi Mud Pie?....I think we'll have the Cheesecake. 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
862 Ask him if it's gluten free. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
863 You really just come here for the atmosphere. 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
864 This place was far more elegant before they banned straws. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
865 Well, the portions are large. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
866 Now don’t make pigs of yourselves! 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
867 Honey, I think I'll let you find the truffles. 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
868 I'm not eating this shit! 1.2910 0.04211 189 146 31 12
869 May we see the swine list? 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
870 I am getting a whole new understanding of farm to table. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
871 Sir, I said I was hungry enough to EAT a horse, not EAT LIKE a horse. 1.2910 0.03788 189 140 43 6
872 Wow, that's really farm to table. 1.2910 0.03788 189 140 43 6
873 It’s SLOP du jour. 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
874 This farm to table dining thing has gotten out of hand. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
875 What, no straws? 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
876 This ‘Farm to Table’ restaurant experience is not at all what I expected. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
877 It’s so hard to find slop like this that’s both organic and locally sourced! 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
878 I hear the swine pairing is excellent. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
879 So when you said farm to table.... 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
880 You've heard of farm-to-table dining. This is the latest trend: barn-to-table. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
881 It DID say "farm fresh"... 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
882 Jim did you forget to read the back of the coupon again? 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
883 Around here, we like to call it Swine Dining. 1.2910 0.04211 189 146 31 12
884 This farm-to-table business is getting a little out of hand. 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
885 If he tries to milk me after this, I'm out of here. 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
886 No napkins needed, we’ll hose you down when you’re finished” 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
887 This does come with free refills, right? 1.2903 0.04082 186 144 31 11
888 This is a little too farm-to-table. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
889 I can see why Ranch-to-table isn't taking off. 1.2903 0.03747 186 137 44 5
890 Does this come with a silo of diet coke? 1.2903 0.04456 186 147 24 15
891 It’s ranch-to-table meets juice cleanse.” 1.2903 0.04585 186 149 20 17
892 They call it Slöp. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
893 I'm done with this 'farm to table' trend. 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
894 I told you, I didn't want to pig out tonight. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
895 On second thought, I will take that bib. 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
896 Would it be gauche to ask for spoons? 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
897 No wonder it's all you can slurp. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
898 That's not what I meant by 'hungry as a pig.' 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
899 Tell me again, Wilbur, how this reminds you of home? 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
900 I'm through, Jerome -- you eat like a pig. 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
901 I thought you said the food here was 'swell'. 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
902 But Honey, it's all you can eat. 1.2896 0.04440 183 144 25 14
903 Farm to table has finally gone too far. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
904 I guess Trump really does want to help those Iowa soybean farmers. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
905 The portions are generous. 1.2896 0.03938 183 137 39 7
906 I told you we should have ordered the half-trough. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
907 I prefer my farm-to-table dining experiences to be a little less authentic. 1.2896 0.04302 183 142 29 12
908 He ordered the trough soup, I ordered the bucket of apples. 1.2896 0.04302 183 142 29 12
909 I'm so over farm to table. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
910 Say When... 1.2880 0.03843 184 139 38 7
911 This farm-to-table thing is going too far." 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
912 I'm going to need a booster seat. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
913 This is the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in the town. 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
914 Honey, do you think they take this farm to table thing too seriously? 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
915 I feel the quality of the food as gone downhill since the change in ownership. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
916 The reviews said they go whole hog on their portions. 1.2880 0.04351 184 138 26 10
917 I swear my sister in Iowa says “farm to table” dining is all the rage. 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
918 Well,you did say how authentic this Farm-to-Table was... 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
919 I shouldn’t have filled up on hay. 1.2880 0.04418 184 145 25 14
920 This is the last time I let you choose the restaurant 1.2865 0.04378 178 139 27 12
921 I'm glad we didn't order the large. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
922 Do you guys have paper straws? 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
923 Excuse me, but I asked for my slop on the side. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
924 The presentation enhances the terroir. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
925 Told you he was yelling sooey, not sushi." 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
926 The pork will be out shortly. 1.2865 0.04330 185 145 27 13
927 We should have invited the Heifers. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
928 You'll notice a hint of oak flavor 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
929 When the review said the food could feed a horse I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
930 The ad did say “you’ll eat like a pig”! 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
931 I told you it was dirt cheap. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
932 It's what their heirloom pigs eat. The restaurant has cut out the middle-man. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
933 Perhaps the farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
934 Yes - two straws please. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
935 Is this plant-based? 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
936 I hear it's food waste from all the finest restaurants in town. 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
937 Don't trust the critics. They're a bunch of pigs. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
938 This farm-to-table trend is getting a little out of hand. 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
939 What say we try that new Vegan place down the block next week? 1.2849 0.03475 179 129 49 1
940 This isn't food. It's what they serve in New Yorker cartoons. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
941 When you said you were taking me to the ole feeding trough, I thought you were being colloquial. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
942 Do we still think Rosè is the way to go? 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
943 Honey, this isn’t what I meant by a Western dining experience. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
944 Honey, did you read the farm-to-table reviews closely? 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
945 ‘“I thought you were kidding when you said you wanted to bring me to your favorite watering-hole!” 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
946 And you’re quite sure this is what all the hedge fund managers in Little Rock are ordering? 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
947 May we have spoons? 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
948 It's not three star dining, but you can't beat the service, or the portions! 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
949 And you thought tariffs would have no effect . . . 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
950 wow so THAT'S why it was such a great coupon" 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
951 The reviews didn't say what part of the farm was coming to the table. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
952 it is called Trump sauce 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
953 So this is what they meant by authentic farm to table. 1.2841 0.03856 176 131 40 5
954 It’s the most authentic farm-to-table experience in the city. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
955 'Sue E--new in town!' it said. 'Sassy and irreverent!' it said. ''Go there!' it said. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
956 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said it was a farm to table restaurant. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
957 Its next level vegan Harold. We eat what they eat. 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
958 I thought we ordered the truffles. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
959 When I asked for a Mudslide, I uh.... Honey, you might want to rethink the Rum Punch. 1.2841 0.04256 176 135 30 10
960 Somehow this isn't what I thought "Farm-to-Table" would entail. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
961 I guess this counts as "Family Style" in Texas 1.2841 0.03814 176 133 37 6
962 Well, it is free range. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
963 We should have left when the served the starters in a casket. 1.2841 0.04760 176 143 16 17
964 Is there a split plate charge for this one? 1.2841 0.04406 176 138 26 12
965 'Farm to table' has gotten out of control. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
966 They say it's "farm to table." 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
967 Anything on the menu that requires a fork? 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
968 We'll definitely have to take home two piggy bags. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
969 Ten million pigs can't all be wrong. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
970 Open Range Magazine called it "The Second Best Trough in NYC" after the Hudson River." 1.2833 0.04263 180 139 29 11
971 I don't know about yours, but this certainly isn't my family's style. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
972 I thought it was farm to table, not farm on table! 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
973 I used to come here with my fodder. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
974 Just how the President’s farm subsidies work is classified, but I assure you, they’re working. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
975 They are serious about the farm to table movement. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
976 I told you, Leonard. Everything on the menu is farm to table. 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
977 May we have two straws or have they been outlawed? 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
978 I should have taken the hint when all of the 5-star Yelp reviews were from Porky,Bessie,Arnold,and Wilbur. 1.2825 0.04457 177 140 24 13
979 Don’t worry folks, there’s plenty more where this came from. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
980 Reviews did say you have to be filthy rich to eat here 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
981 They say the bottom of the food trough is where all the vitamins are. 1.2825 0.04081 177 133 32 8
982 No thank you, we brought our own straws. 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
983 The portion sizes in America are insane! 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
984 ...Seems they've changed Chefs... 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
985 Feel free to snort and grunt to your heart's content. 1.2825 0.04668 177 143 18 16
986 I always pig out here. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
987 I guess "slop" was not a typo. 1.2825 0.04001 177 134 36 7
988 And your bill qualifies for a carbon offset credit. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
989 Well, that's what became of my bucket list! 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
990 Why did they give us a table?" 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
991 Free Range? 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
992 The review did mention the authentic ranch dining. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
993 Well, I guess it doesn't get any more farm-to-table than this. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
994 The fuck is this shit?! 1.2825 0.04668 177 143 18 16
995 The daily special is always a surprise at this restaurant. 1.2825 0.03920 177 133 38 6
996 I need to make a phone call. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
997 I feel like such a pig. 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
998 It’s the latest in Farm-to-Table fare. 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
999 Well isn’t that just swill! 1.2809 0.04505 178 142 22 14
1000 I guess 'slop du jour' wasn't a typo. 1.2807 0.04487 171 135 24 12
1001 Excuse me, we were asking for "truffle" NOT "trough full." 1.2807 0.04169 171 131 32 8
1002 I can't believe it's vegan! 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1003 This farm-to-table movement has gone too far! 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1004 I wondered why it was spelled “Troughles” on the menu. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
1005 I think this farm to table schtick has gone a little too far. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1006 ‘Dinner on me,’ is no longer enough. 1.2800 0.04486 175 139 23 13
1007 I know they're trying to cut down on plastic straws, but this is ridiculous. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1008 Free refills, right? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1009 Take a picture. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1010 When I said I didn’t want to deal with dishes tonight I didn’t mean this. 1.2791 0.03806 172 128 40 4
1011 I hate how they only give you one trough of ketchup with their fries... 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
1012 Could you please bring me a separate trough? My husband has a cold. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1013 Next time I think I will accept the English version of the menu. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
1014 It would have been easier to tell me I look fat in this dress, Harry. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1015 I've never felt so overdressed. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1016 Fine dining? I'm sorry, I thought you said swine dining. 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
1017 What did you expect when you ordered a dish called Soylent Green? 1.2781 0.04277 169 130 29 9
1018 Fresh pepper? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1019 We can't start until he says sooie pig. 1.2781 0.04438 169 133 25 11
1020 It’s both a meal and it opens up your pores. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
1021 I give up, we can go to your mother’s. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1022 What goes with it, a red or a white? 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1023 Should've ordered the bone-in. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1024 Welcome yo Trough House. Mam, you’re gonna want to pull back your hair. 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
1025 May we have some freshly ground pepper on this, please? 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1026 Pre-chewed is all the rage now. 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1027 This is a fitting dinner given what a horse's ass you have been lately. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1028 Everything here is organic! 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1029 Here’s our only vegan option. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1030 Clive has created this blend of heme milked from mycorrhizal fungi he sourced by collecting dung from local groundhogs and a slurry of stone ground organic chia seed: his ode to the emancipation of the groundhog. It's also gluten free. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1031 I think this is stretching ‘farm to table ‘ just a little too far. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1032 Are you sure this is glatt kosher? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1033 Don't forget folks, your coupon includes dessert. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1034 He says that as a lobbyist, you’re probably used to drinking out of the trough. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1035 Well it looks better than the slop at home. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1036 You're right. I have had this before. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1037 It's the only vegan option on the menu. 1.2765 0.04415 170 134 25 11
1038 I guess 'horse devours' wasn't a typo." 1.2765 0.03958 170 131 32 7
1039 I hope the valet doesn't dent the tractor. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
1040 I wonder how long the farm to table fad is going to last. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
1041 Barn-to-table is much better for the environment. 1.2754 0.03953 167 131 28 8
1042 Well, technically it IS farm-to-table. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1043 Oh Harold, it's just like the night you proposed! 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1044 I can tell right now I'm going to need a doggy pail. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1045 When you told me you ate like a pig, I thought you were being metaphorical. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1046 I guess I just figured ‘go pig or go home’ had to be a typo. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1047 There's a hair in my slop 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
1048 Okay, okay, we get it. We'll tip this time. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
1049 The whole farm-to-table thing is really getting out of hand. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1050 You're the one who said you didn't want to use chopsticks. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
1051 They said face first is the authentic way 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1052 That looks a little bit *too* organic. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
1053 Maybe I'll just have a salad. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1054 Are you certain this is organic? 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1055 Well, they did promise "Farm-to-Table." 1.2749 0.03894 171 129 37 5
1056 You're right Walter, this is totally beyond meat! 1.2749 0.03805 171 128 39 4
1057 Decent portions, it must be said. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1058 And was this mud locally sourced? 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1059 I hate tasting menus. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
1060 ''Would you call this your signature dish BillyBob? 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1061 How capitalist pigs should be fed. 1.2749 0.04392 171 134 24 11
1062 Hi, welcome to Chile’s 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
1063 Should we ask for small or large snouts? 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
1064 Alright, Mr. "Authentic Western Cusine", what wine do I pair with this slop? 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
1065 No wonder we got a Saturday reservation 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1066 I thought 'farm-to-table' involved a few more steps. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1067 Isn’t this taking farm-to-table just a little too far ? 1.2749 0.03805 171 128 39 4
1068 Oh, that's not going to go with the wine we already ordered. 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1069 Everyone says it’s the ultimate farm to table experience. 1.2749 0.04768 171 140 15 16
1070 It comes with a free bale of croutons. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1071 Don't think of it as a trough, Phil, think of it as a manger. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1072 The restaurant critic gave this place three grunts and a squeal. 1.2738 0.03842 168 126 38 4
1073 Excuse me. The menu said ‘Redwood trough’, but this is clearly Douglas Fir. 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
1074 Ass Eating: $1400 1.2738 0.04828 168 138 14 16
1075 I’ll be right back out with your straws. 1.2738 0.04023 168 128 34 6
1076 It's called 'way beyond meat'. 1.2738 0.04601 168 135 20 13
1077 It’s the latest trend....”swine dining” 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1078 But waiter, there are no flies in this soup! 1.2733 0.04825 161 131 16 14
1079 But Darling, I said I love 'truffles', not a trough full! 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1080 It’s prune juice. They have speed dating later tonight. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1081 The single dish offering is vegan approved, non-gluten, no salt or sugar, and we have eliminated dishware, eating utensils for a more sustainable dining experience. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1082 Is the slop made in-house? 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
1083 Trip Advisor said something about it being beyond the pail. 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
1084 Be sure and leave room for the dessert. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1085 We had the slop last time, so I ordered the swill. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
1086 Like I said...Its all about the sauce! 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1087 I guess this swill do. 1.2727 0.03974 165 125 35 5
1088 Don’t you think you’re taking this whole “farm-to-fork “concept one step too far? 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
1089 I didn't realize the four stars were issued by Purina. 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
1090 When your ad said you were looking for a 'troughy wife,' I thought you were just a bad speller. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1091 I detect a touch of oak barrel and a trace of mustang scent. 1.2727 0.03927 165 127 32 6
1092 Do you still wanna move to Wyoming? 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1093 And yet you don't allow diners to smoke or breast feed in here. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
1094 Farm to table just isn't what it used to be. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
1095 That’s enough, thank you. 1.2727 0.04243 165 127 27 8
1096 'Welcome to Flint.' 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1097 The salt lick, toasted hay, and sauteed grass will be next. 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
1098 I know a plant-based diet is better for the environment, but seriously, can’t we just eat the pig? 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
1099 Farmers' Almanac gave this place four hooves. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1100 President Sanders did say we would all get our turn at the trough. 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
1101 You said you wanted “farm to table”. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1102 Don't you just love these farm to table restaurants? 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
1103 Can we have a side of hay with that? 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 28 8
1104 Is it really that much better than my swill? 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1105 Why'd you have to say I'm as hungry as a horse? 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1106 Now I'm rethinking the decision of wearing my hair down. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1107 And now we just wait for it to sprout, and voilà! 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1108 Oh dear - we should have asked what "farm style" means. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1109 But, Senator, Iowa only holds a primary every four years, and the farm vote may be decisive. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1110 OK, this is the last straight-from-the-farm restaurant we're going to. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1111 It's prix fixe. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1112 It’s authentic southern cuisine. 1.2711 0.04788 166 136 15 15
1113 I said; 'haute', not 'hog' cuisine'! 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
1114 This is our ‘Deconstructed Flank Steak’ 1.2711 0.03953 166 126 35 5
1115 I ordered truffles, not troughfuls! 1.2704 0.03959 159 120 35 4
1116 I believe we're witnessing the decline of the farm-to-table movement. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1117 Nouvelle cuisine seems so passé since we discovered slop troughing. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1118 No more theme restaurants, understand? 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1119 Well, we can cross this place off of our bucket list. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1120 It smells great but the plating is a little sloppy. 1.2699 0.04527 163 130 22 11
1121 Who would have thought,cowboy night at Chez Panisse. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1122 It's pronounced slopee. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1123 Are you sure this is organic? 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1124 Maybe we should have ordered it by the glass 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
1125 After this, we each get a bale of organic alfalfa hay. 1.2699 0.03994 163 124 34 5
1126 And remember presentation is ninety percent of the enjoyment! 1.2699 0.03994 163 124 34 5
1127 I’ve been dying to try this new stable to table cuisine. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
1128 Did I mention that this place is 100% farm-to-table? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1129 We said beef stroganoff. Not eat from a trough. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1130 I'm all for "Farm to Table" but this might be too far. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1131 Where's my side order of hay?" 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1132 Wait, this is yesterday’s slop 1.2699 0.03898 163 123 36 4
1133 This place got four yippee-ki-yay's on Yelp. 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1134 Adding a little molasses was a nice touch 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 29 7
1135 You're sure there's no meat, soy, or dairy byproducts in it? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1136 I didn’t realise we’d have to share. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1137 We're gonna need a dogie bag for the drive home. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
1138 Your waiter, Al, will be here shortly with water, seeds, and tools. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1139 So much for dining at Costco. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
1140 The soup here is shit. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1141 Is there a recommended wine pairing? 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
1142 It's rootin' tootin' gluten free! 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1143 Trust the troughelier, Dear. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1144 Would it be presumptuous to ask for a bowl? 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1145 Let's go to the dude ranch, you said. Sure! I said. 1.2695 0.02609 167 130 35 2
1146 Waiter, there’s no fly in my slop. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1147 I think the 'farm to table' trend has gone a little too far. 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
1148 Waiter, there's a fly in my trough. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
1149 David, I just want to double check; did the menu say a la carte or a la cattle? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1150 I think we need to speak with the sommelier. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1151 It would seem that 'The food is swell' was a misprint. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1152 Maybe you shouldn't have told the maitre d you were a lobbyist. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1153 I can't wait to see the wine pairings. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1154 I think this "farm-to-table" trend has run its course. 1.2688 0.04497 160 126 23 10
1155 For sure, it's farm to table, but are you sure it's gluten free? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1156 Restaurant week isn't what it used to be. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1157 It looked better on their webpage. 1.2688 0.03887 160 123 32 5
1158 It’s as if they no longer even pretend to care the melon rinds are out of season. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1159 I didn't mean pig out literally. 1.2688 0.04409 160 125 24 9
1160 John, when you said we’d be eating Farm-to-Table I wasn’t expecting quite this. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1161 Could I get chopsticks? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1162 I told you this is a farm to table restaurant 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1163 You're the one that ordered the pork lovers delight family style. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1164 Okay, this 'farm to table' thing has officially gone too far. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1165 But is the swill organic and gluten-free? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1166 I forget: Is it red wine or white that goes better with slops? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1167 Well, although it doesn’t look very good, at least there’s a lot of it” 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1168 This is not what I expected when you said you wanted to "pig out". 1.2688 0.04668 160 129 19 12
1169 Well, it’s certainly farm-to-table. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1170 When you said farm-to-table, I didn't think you meant this. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1171 They say it's better for the environment to avoid eating livestock altogether. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1172 Remind me again, is this paleo or keto? 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1173 We won’t be needing spoons, right? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1174 I think you misunderstood when I said my husband ate like a pig. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1175 Well, at least it’s farm-to-table? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1176 Are those eyes? I specifically asked for no eyes. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1177 Well... I did say that I could eat like a pig. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1178 It is trendy, but a spoon would have been nice. 1.2688 0.04226 160 120 28 7
1179 This place really is farm-to-table. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1180 Well we did order the farm fresh, gluten free, dairy free, vegetarian option... 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1181 This isn't what I meant by Farm-to-Table. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1182 I guess I wasn’t entirely sure of what “farm to table” meant. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1183 Oh, now I get why there are no spoons. 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1184 I am glad we skipped the appetizers. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1185 Farm to Table” sounded fancy in the ad 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
1186 Just say when, partners. Just say when. 1.2688 0.04497 160 126 23 10
1187 Well, you said your hungry as a horse. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1188 Is it at least gluten free? 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1189 May I have a pair of chopsticks, please? 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1190 Farm-to-table has become really literal... 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
1191 When I said we should try the 'farm to table ' experience, I didn't !expect it to be quite like this! 1.2688 0.04915 160 132 13 15
1192 Kinda puts a different perspective on farm to table 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1193 You kids said you wanted the bargain bucket!! 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1194 I think I've had it with Half-Price Wednesdays. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1195 Now this is what I call farm-to-table! 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
1196 Can you bring us a bottle of Chateau DeBubba? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1197 Any chance you can comp the troughage fee? 1.2685 0.04530 149 111 22 7
1198 Now remember that this is artesian slumgullion. 1.2683 0.04824 164 135 14 15
1199 Trump called this "the meal of the century." 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
1200 We really take "Farm to Table" seriously here. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1201 Dearest man, this wouldn't even be funny in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
1202 Hon, don't we get enough of this watching the news from Washington, DC? 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
1203 I'll let you say grace tonight. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
1204 Our surf and turf is now known as the High Country Smoothie. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1205 Can you try not to look so coastal elite, honey? 1.2683 0.04503 164 128 21 10
1206 Hogwash 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
1207 This still beats that Latvian place. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
1208 You said you wanted to pig out tonight... 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
1209 Comes out the same way it goes in. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1210 The lack of utensils does lend authenticity to the trough experience. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1211 Is that the new 'impossible' slop? 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
1212 On second thought, yes, I would like flies with that. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1213 I said "farm to table" not bring the farm to the table! 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
1214 This isn't tested on animals, is it? 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1215 You really expect us to eat this slop? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1216 This must be the amuse bouche. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1217 Personally, I'd rather dine at the public trough. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1218 The next segment of your deconstructed steak will be pretty hands on, so please enjoy and be ready in about 15 minutes. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1219 I'm thinking there might be a little too much farm on this table. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1220 sorry, but this is taking the "Farm to Table" idea much too far. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1221 ...and they decided to just keep the staff on after the renovation, so... 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
1222 It's so hard to find authentic farm-to-table. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1223 I said horseradish. 1.2671 0.04295 161 123 26 8
1224 On second thought, we'll try your second least expensive wine. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1225 Sure, it's disgusting. But the critics say it's the city's most authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1226 We’ll need some extra napkins. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1227 Hey, Joe, why so sloppy? 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1228 You say the menu is prix fixe only? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1229 This is our barnyard special. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1230 E-I-E-I-Oh, NOW I know what you meant by the other McDonald's. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1231 Honey, you shouldn't have said, 'I could eat like a horse,' when you ordered. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1232 We clearly said kosher. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1233 So have you been a lobbyist very long? 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1234 We appreciate the gruel Mr Cowboy, but this isn't a trough and we're not having a dinner party. This is an open-casket wake for our baby... 1.2671 0.04966 161 134 11 16
1235 When you said we were going to eat like pigs I didn't think you meant this 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1236 I enjoy eating farm-to-table. 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
1237 I think "farm to table" has gone to far 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1238 Do you think they're taking this farm-to-table thing a bit too far? 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1239 If president trump can belly up to the trough, you can too! 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
1240 I said I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, not that I could eat like a horse. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1241 I didn't realize this is what "Farm to Table" meant. 1.2662 0.03803 154 115 37 2
1242 Well, there’s gotta be some truffles in there somewhere...”. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1243 Seeing that it's humanely raised, locally sourced, socially conscious, bespoke slop, you think we could get two actual straws? 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1244 Looks too thick to be fondue... 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1245 When I ordered my entree I said, "That'd be SWELL." 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1246 It was the only thing vegan on the menu. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1247 This always happens when we make the reservation under Charlotte and Wilbur 1.2658 0.04437 158 124 24 9
1248 David Lynch should get out of the restaurant business 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1249 Well, I did insist we try Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop restaurant. I have no one to blame but myself. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
1250 Two Michelin stars and it doesn't even come with a side of hay. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1251 I said “gluten” not “glutton”. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1252 So "family-sty" wasn't a typo after all. 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1253 . . . and here is your complimentary horse d'oeuvre . . . . 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
1254 Honey, I told you they took farm to table literally. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1255 It looked so different on the menu! 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1256 You did say people come here to eat like a horse . 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1257 we asked for soup du jour, not soup for a week. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1258 You did say you were so hungry that you could eat like a horse. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1259 I guess I didn't really understand "farm to table". 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
1260 When you said, "farm-to-table," I was hoping for a salad. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1261 At least it's organic. 1.2654 0.03694 162 121 39 2
1262 I think the farm-to-table thing has maxed out. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1263 I guess I didn't really understand the meaning of 'farm to table' after all. 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
1264 I’m all for “farm to table”, but isn’t this a bit over the top? 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1265 Excuse me, but I think there's a fly in my slop. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1266 At these prices, I was hoping for a little more “table,” and a lot less “farm.” 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1267 Well, the review did say 'authentic farm-to-table cuisine.' 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1268 We thought you said the special was 'real swell.' 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
1269 Soil-infused water, sourced locally and served family style 1.2645 0.04397 155 121 25 8
1270 Too bad about the plastic straw ban. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1271 At these prices, shouldn't the feeding trough be ceramic? 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1272 Excuse me,waiter, I asked for my sauce on the side 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1273 I'm sorry Henry but there is a big difference between a sushi restaurant and a sooie restaurant. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1274 The farm to table movement is officially out of control. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1275 How are we supposed to have a romantic dinner with the chandelier way over there? 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1276 Better hurry before the horses get here 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1277 I'm running for the Senate. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1278 Would you like some fresh ground pepper with that? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1279 Why do I suspect that somewhere there’s a herd of swine enjoying Cobb salads? 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1280 I don't suppose we can take it home in a piggy bag? 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
1281 Yes, our first rodeo - and our last. 1.2628 0.03976 156 119 33 4
1282 This is what organic means? 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1283 Straws are extra. 1.2628 0.04277 156 119 26 7
1284 Just like my mom used to make. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 29 5
1285 You want fries with that? 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1286 I'm not feeling hungry as a horse anymore. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1287 Chef's first Cuisinart? 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
1288 Now that’s what I call a generous pour. 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1289 We're senior management. We're used to eating at the trough. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1290 Really Harold........ is this all you could afford? 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1291 Actually, I asked for that on the side. 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
1292 When you said we were going to belly up to the trough, I thought you were being colloquial... 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1293 Are you sure this pairs well with Chateau d'Yquem? 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1294 Frank, I'm not blind, it's right there on your side, a great big disgusting fingerprint! 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1295 Let me guess: Flint, Michigan water? 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1296 This only happens with the Gruyere 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1297 No, I said, 'I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, NOT eat like a horse!' !" 1.2614 0.04327 153 119 26 6
1298 I only eat locally resourced swill. 1.2614 0.04425 153 116 23 8
1299 So we are one step beyond farm to table by eliminating the a step involving the animal . 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1300 I think they deconstructed my pork chops a little too far. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
1301 What did you think 'swille du jour' was, Harry? 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1302 "Spoons or paper straws, folks?" 1.2614 0.04327 153 117 24 7
1303 And you can guarantee that the trough was locally hewn? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1304 Authentic western cuisine 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1305 I’d say they’ve taken farm-to-table to an entirely new level here. 1.2614 0.04521 153 121 22 9
1306 Are you sure it’s gluten-free? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1307 Honestly, this whole farm to table thing... I don't know 1.2614 0.04226 153 116 28 6
1308 Your Dude Ranch experience is now complete. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1309 My bouche is not amused 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1310 Chocolate troughful for two 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1311 Wow, they weren't kidding when they said it was farm to table. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1312 You've heard of the "Keto" diet. Well, this is the "Kilo" diet. 1.2614 0.04327 153 125 18 10
1313 I never thought the trough-to-table movement would have gone beyond Williamsburg. 1.2614 0.04327 153 119 26 7
1314 Keep pouring. I'll say when. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1315 I said I liked Farm to Table not Barn to Table 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1316 So is this what ‘you’ll eat like a horse’ meant on Yelp? 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1317 It's the only place in town that serves authentic ranch dressing. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1318 Wow! Pig slop. It’s this year’s avocado toast. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1319 When you told me this was a swell restaurant, I thought you just had a New Zealand accent" 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1320 This isn't what I expected when you said farm-to-table. 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
1321 Besides being locally sourced, it’s non-GMO, and free of antibiotics and hormones, and no gluten. 1.2614 0.04123 153 123 22 8
1322 This may be taking Farm to Table a bit too far.. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
1323 You said you were on a liquid diet. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
1324 I didn't realize that this is a farm to table restaurant. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1325 At least it’s vegan. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1326 Looks good! What's the slop du jour, garcon? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1327 Better than farm-to-table. It's farm-on-table. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1328 Figs n lard, in a tub, as you ordered...my lady. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1329 No place settings? 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1330 This is a little bit too farm-to-table. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1331 Can you bring something that's a little less farm-to-table? 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1332 I think I liked "farm to table" better than "farm on table". What a difference a preposition can make. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1333 When Mary said “Don’s a pig,” I thought she meant you’re a male chauvinist!” 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1334 Really, it’s all in the presentation. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1335 You want to let that breathe a little? 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1336 But I said, Beef Stroganoff,” not beef in a trough. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1337 What goes better with swill? Red or white wine? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1338 Hey cowboy, I said TRUFFle !! 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1339 I told you our life together would be full of peaks and troughs. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1340 Honey, I'm starting to reconsider ordering the deconstructed steak. 1.2600 0.04170 150 115 29 5
1341 Dig in, There's plenty more out back. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1342 Told you we should have ordered Vinaigrette rather than Ranch. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1343 It doesn’t get more farm-to-table than this. 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 19 10
1344 Yup, definitely farm to table. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1345 This is a little too farm to table for me. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1346 When you said we were going to a country-style restaurant, I wasn't expecting to get fed like barnyard animals. 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
1347 Bob, I don’t think that this is what is meant by “farm to table.” 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1348 Not sure I'm feeling the farm-to-table-to-trough thing. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1349 Well what did you think we meant by “farm to table”? 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1350 The lobster should surface within the next five minutes 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
1351 The farm to table craze has gone a bit too far. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1352 I've heard of farm to table, but.... 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1353 They said farm fresh... 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1354 Well, you said you wanted to something farm-to-table. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1355 When you said "Farm to Table", this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1356 I think the farm to table movement just died. 1.2597 0.04202 154 119 28 6
1357 Honestly Michael, your obsession with farm-to-table dining has gone too far. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1358 Gonna need some ketchup. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1359 Well, the reviews did say this place was “farm fresh.” 1.2597 0.04202 154 118 28 6
1360 Don't be shy, dive in. 1.2597 0.04202 154 118 28 6
1361 Next time, you can do the dude ranch thing by yourself. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1362 100% farm-to-table 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1363 This is taking the farm-to-table movement to a whole new level. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1364 Well, at least the portions are generous. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1365 It’s nouveau cowboy cuisine. 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1366 It’s not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted “farm-to-table” 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1367 Sweet baby Jesus. 1.2597 0.04858 154 127 14 13
1368 Whatever happened to kitchen to table? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1369 When you said, "dishing out the slop", I thought you were going to talk politics 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1370 Honey, try not to tell people you're a Trump voter. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1371 Ohhhh...I though you had pledged your TROTH! 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1372 After 20 years in Congress, my dear, I am quite comfortable feeding at a trough. Try some! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1373 We're right here. Why did he holler sooey? 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1374 I guess this is what we get for following the herd. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1375 I sure hope they have ‘dogie’ bags. 1.2581 0.04742 155 127 16 12
1376 You're in Texas now. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1377 This is the way to a healthy gut according to GOOP.” 1.2569 0.03911 144 109 33 2
1378 Next time you order something French off the menu, find out what it means first. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1379 It's the only gluten-free option on their menu. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1380 Hasn't this farm-to-table thing gone a little too far? 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1381 I told him I wanted the stroganoff not soup in a trough. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1382 You're getting the handle in it! 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1383 THIS is a deconstructed steak dinner? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1384 I know we have to learn to appreciate middle America, but do we have to eat it? 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
1385 But where are the croutons? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1386 Does that come with a good balsamic vinegar? 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1387 Forget farm-to-table. This is farm-on-table. 1.2568 0.04301 148 115 26 6
1388 Just the way my mother served it. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1389 Are you certain this is gluten-free? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1390 You guys take this "farm to table" thing seriously! 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1391 They say the 1% have been feeding at the trough for too long! Well, now it's our turn. Bon appetit! 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1392 Well they did say farm-to-table. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1393 I think this is taking farm to table a little too far. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1394 What do you expect? It's Washington 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1395 Everything here is homemade. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1396 I understand it’s the signature dish here at Chez Soo-eee. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1397 I’m so glad they’re letting it breathe! 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1398 I asked for truffles, not trough full. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1399 I didn't know they literally meant farm to table 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1400 Is this kosher? 1.2568 0.04709 148 120 18 10
1401 It's swill, but it's locally sourced swill. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1402 Yes, it's slop, but it's locally sourced, artisanal, organic slop. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1403 From the right angle, this could still look good on Facebook. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
1404 I guess I wasn’t clear when I said let’s pig out. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1405 The review did say that service was sloppy 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1406 No, I said "soup du jour", not "slop du jour". 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1407 This amuse bouche may be all I need! 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1408 Could I speak to the manager? We pledged our troth, not trough. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1409 The review wasn't kidding when it said 'farm-to-table' 1.2568 0.04510 148 117 22 8
1410 You and your 'farm-to-table'. 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1411 You may remember my exact words were: "Waiter, this food isn't fit for pigs; please bring us some that is." 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1412 I knew we over-ordered. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
1413 The next course better not be bacon. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1414 This is the last time I stay at a bed and breakfast on a pig farm. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1415 The Horse d'oeuvre is served. 1.2568 0.04082 148 116 27 4
1416 Oh lovely, but can you ask the hostess if I can borrow a hair tie? 1.2568 0.03850 148 112 34 2
1417 This feels like peak farm to table. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1418 I hope there's no meat in that. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1419 It's a new cuisine called Tex-Mess! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1420 Well, this is definately Farm to Table. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1421 I thought it was just a typo when you listed your interests as Travel and Swine Dining 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1422 I think this is a little too authentic. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1423 This is a watershed moment for us. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1424 I thought I'd order something that fits you personality for our last date. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1425 I'm so glad I don't have to eat Keto anymore 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1426 Whoa there, Pardner! We ordered chocolate truffle, not trough-full chocolate! 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1427 And you didn't believe when my dad said this place was going down the drain. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1428 It makes such a difference when the slop is properly troughed. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1429 As long as it's organic. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1430 Did farm to table cut out the kitchen? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1431 Sorry darn hogs at the other table ordered the last two filets 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1432 It's free-range. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1433 What you can’t finish I’ll give to my horse 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1434 It's called farm on the table, it's the newest thing. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1435 Well, the review did say it was the ultimate in the farm to table experience 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1436 Maybe we are taking this farm to table thing a bit too far… 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1437 May I suggest a vintage pond water to pair with your meal? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1438 You eat like a pig. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1439 I'm glad we had that sorbet after the appetizer. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1440 Can we get a couple extra napkins? 1.2550 0.03944 149 114 32 3
1441 C'mon Wilbur....we're people now. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1442 This is not what I meant when I said we should cement our relationship! 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1443 You never listen. I just wanted to strap on the old feedbag. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1444 This certainly is free-range. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1445 This is farm to table to Hell in a hand basket. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1446 While the aftertaste is a bit minerally, the terroir has real Western flair. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1447 It looked more interesting on Instagram. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1448 I prefer separate feedbags on a first date. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1449 What? I'm allowed to pig out on my birthday. 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
1450 I can't wait to see what the wine pairing is. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1451 Hell yeah, it's organic 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
1452 Will he try to teach us to sing too? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1453 We lucked out. The trough is usually reserved for parties of 6 or more. 1.2537 0.04579 134 105 22 6
1454 So, this is the vegan special ? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1455 They say it tastes like chicken. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1456 Today's Special in DC. The truth is hard to swallow. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1457 Is this really what they mean by farm to table? 1.2533 0.03922 150 115 32 3
1458 In farm-to-trough cuisine, the courses blend together seamlessly. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
1459 It said "Farm to Table" but this is ridiculous! 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1460 May I suggest a sparkling Spanish white. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1461 I told you Restaurant Week is not the same menu. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1462 This shareplates trend is officially out of control. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 25 5
1463 Usually I do this naked and in handcuffs. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1464 Is it possible to sue Yelp? 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
1465 Now this is what I call a real farm to table experience. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1466 Is it just me, or has this "farm to table" thing gone too far? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1467 Could we please look at the menu once again? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1468 Is this your order or mine? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1469 And I thought I already had my worst blind date. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1470 We have reached peak farm-to-table dining. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1471 This place didn't get great reviews, but it's an excuse to get out of the barn for the evening. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1472 Farm-on-table dining. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1473 Darryl was struggling to adjust to his new job after losing his farm. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1474 Is this your first time dining with us? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1475 Well yeah, it's organic but... 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1476 I'm all for farm-to-table but this is where I draw the line. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1477 I think they're taking the whole farm to table thing too far 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1478 This little piggy should have stayed home 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1479 Would you like spoons or will you be eating it in the traditional manner? 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1480 Fresh ground pepper? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1481 This may be taking the farm to table concept a bit too far. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1482 I said I wanted you to pledge me thy troth. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1483 They're known for their extensive swine list 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1484 Remember when they offered straws? 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1485 Well, the menu did say that it was 'perfect for sharing'. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1486 The aroma sure is interesting. You said this was an 1849? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1487 I find, I always eat like a pig when we come here 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1488 It doesn't look Kosher to me! 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1489 I feel really guilty, knowing pigs will go to bed hungry tonight. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1490 Feel free to pig out, folks! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1491 Organic Mud: It's our vegan appetizer this week. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1492 I think you meant to ask for Sloppy Joes, not Sloppy Joe! 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1493 I told you it would be enough for two. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1494 I'm on a strict EIEIO diet. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1495 Good thing I didn't wear my glasses today. 1.2517 0.04808 143 117 16 10
1496 May we get another trough please? This one is dirty. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1497 Okay. We should have gone to Medieval Times 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
1498 From now on, no more “all you can eat” early bird specials. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1499 Wow, at home I only get about half as much. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
1500 We should have ordered separate feedbags. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1501 Remind me never to suggest 'Western Style' again. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
1502 Oh wow, I'm gonna need a to-go trough. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
1503 Well, the review did say we'd likely eat like pigs. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1504 Remind me not to use that coupon ap in the future.. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1505 You are aware that "eat like a pig" is an idiomatic expression, right? 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1506 Millennials ruin everything. 1.2500 0.03880 144 110 32 2
1507 Today we eat like pigs 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1508 What kind of family, exactly, is this the style of? 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1509 This farm-to-table concept has gone too far. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1510 This is the slop du jour. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1511 I guess farm animals have started using Yelp. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1512 I told you that this restaurant has the most authentic farm-to-table experience. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 21 7
1513 Do you recommend a spoon or a shovel? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1514 Don't load up on swill; we have the slop coming. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1515 You said you wanted organic. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1516 I specifically requested a partitioned trough. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1517 Is it free range? 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1518 And no worms were harmed in its production? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1519 I guess this is what they call 'family style' here in Texas 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1520 I think I just saw your entrée. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1521 Lou, it might be time to reconsider these pop-up restaurants. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1522 When you said ‘farm to table,’ this isn’t what I pictured. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1523 You said you wanted to try someplace new. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1524 Old MacDonald also had a restaurant. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1525 What part of the farm is coming to the table? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1526 I may need an extra napkin. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1527 Well, you said you eat like a pig. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1528 Well, I did say I was "hungry as a horse" and you've never had a talent for metaphor. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
1529 I’m thinking maybe we should have ordered the small. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1530 Of course we're going to share the trough. That's part of the experience! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1531 No utensils! What are we -- animals? 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1532 Now keep in mind this is just the second course in our tasting menu. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1533 I think they've taken "farm to table" a bit too far. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1534 Like I said, this place is known for taking farm-to-table to the next level 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1535 This is just more practical than using a pig as a middleman. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1536 I should have swiped left. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1537 I’ll be right back with your breadsticks. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1538 I believe in farm to table but this Is ridiculous! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1539 I sure hope those are raisins I see in the mix. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1540 They really bring the farm to the table. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1541 Um, I'm not sure about this new farm to table kick of yours. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1542 Reusable straws, anyone? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1543 This is the last farm-to-table restaurant I’m coming to with you. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1544 This wasn't what I expected for farm-to-table dining. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1545 They weren't kidding when they said farm-to-table. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1546 Really swill, but family style perhaps not the best for first dates. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1547 I’m not sure I like farm to table 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1548 You just had to order the Old Town Road Tomato Bisque. 1.2482 0.04844 141 116 15 10
1549 I think he's panning for garbanzos. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1550 This is not what I meant when I said “farm to table,” Ted. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1551 Not quite the traditional "southern meal" I had pictured. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1552 It was listed as the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1553 I guess I thought Farm-to-Table meant something else? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1554 Honey, this isn't exactly what I meant when I suggested going farm-to-table. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1555 Farm to table dining isn’t what I thought it was. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1556 And you're sure it's 100% non-GMO? 1.2482 0.04289 141 110 22 6
1557 They said it was a real farm-to-table place. 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1558 Locally sourced and completely vegan. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1559 You can take the waiter out of the farm but not the farm out of the waiter. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1560 They assured me it's gluten free. 1.2482 0.04405 141 107 21 6
1561 I thought that artinsal western cooking sounded odd. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1562 What is the Slop d'jour? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1563 May I see your dessert menu please? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1564 When their website said 'Farm to Table', this isn't what I expected. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1565 It's a little runnier than I like it. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1566 Apparently farm-AT-table restaurants are now the rage. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1567 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you were taking me to a country inn. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1568 Is this truly what is meant by Farm to Table? 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 28 3
1569 Not what I expected from "Farm to table." 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1570 Evidently I misread the "swell" special on our menu. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1571 What pairs with slop? 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1572 Oh, I thought farm to table meant something totally different! 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1573 I think I misunderstood what 'Farm to Table' meant. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1574 You first Mr. Adventurous. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1575 I think Pinot pairs well with slurry. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1576 We take our farm-to-table commitment seriously 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1577 Next time you buy a Groupon, read the fine print. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1578 When they said sloppy joes they weren’t kidding. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1579 Locally sourced 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1580 The review did say “authentic farm-to-table dining.” 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1581 Fresh from Flint! 1.2482 0.04844 141 116 15 10
1582 I am so glad our seven-year-old isn't here to comment on this 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
1583 Remember, no double-dipping. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1584 Not exactly the Farm to Table I'm used to. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1585 Ever get the sense that these Michelin chefs are just #@%$ing with us? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1586 Eh, I've put worse things in my mouth. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1587 I like the whole farm-to-table thing, but if he yells "sooie," we're outta here! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1588 My favorite thing about farm-to-table fusion is they don't charge a split plate fee. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1589 Apparently I'm more of a 'farm near table' kinda gal. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1590 Sorry, I said truffles, not trough-fulls 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1591 I’ll have the spoon. He’ll have the straw. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1592 I thought we ordered the swill, not the slop. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1593 This is taking farm to table a tad too far. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1594 This is one way to end Dry January. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1595 It's farm to table, but better. We cut out the middle man entirely. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1596 I said Tex-Mex not Tex-Mess 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1597 They are taking this farm-to-table concept quite seriously. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1598 I should have drawn the line at kale. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1599 And you said this pairs well with Zinfandel? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1600 Do you still think their all-you-can-eat buffet is the 'incredible value' you dragged us in here for? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1601 Do you expect us to dine with our snouts? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1602 Well, they did say it was a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1603 What do you think goes best with this? Red or white? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1604 I didn’t think they would take the farm to table concept so literally. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1605 You just had to supersize your drink didn't you! 1.2482 0.04289 141 110 25 5
1606 This is the real "farm to table." 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1607 I bet they still have plastic straws. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1608 They did promise us a unique dining experience 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1609 Well, we wanted farm-to-table... 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1610 Green New Deal, Cowboy style. 1.2482 0.04608 137 109 20 6
1611 The menu said we get free dessert if we finish the whole thing. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1612 Trough times, eh? 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
1613 I don’t mean to be difficult, but I think we need to send it back. This is definitely not medium rare. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1614 Happy Trails, folks. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1615 As long as it’s Organic. That’s what you said. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1616 Whose idea was a dude ranch vacation anyway. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1617 So this is a Bordelaise sauce? We were expecting gravy. 1.2465 0.05114 142 120 9 13
1618 Not what I meant by crudite. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1619 I'm starting to rethink farm to table. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1620 They DID advertise an "authentic farm-to-table vibe." 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1621 At least it’s unlimited refills. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1622 Honey, when I said Farm to Table, this is not what I had in mind 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1623 Now this is true farm to table dining. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1624 Republicans and having to eat Trump's slop daily and keep quiet about it. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1625 I said 'betrothed' not 'be-troughed'. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1626 I know, but we did ask for the local favorite. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1627 Wine with that? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1628 Making pigs of ourselves was just a metaphor. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1629 You would think a New York waiter would know "hungry as a horse" is just a figure of speech 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1630 Can we at least get a straw? 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1631 It's farm to table tonight, hon. 1.2465 0.04143 142 110 26 4
1632 I’m questioning our decision to go vegan. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1633 Don't you dare ask for a spoon. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1634 I’m glad we decided to split it 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1635 $100 isn't what it used to be. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1636 Welcome to Texas! Enjoy the meal! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1637 And this is just the horse d'oeuvres! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1638 'As part of our themed evening you have to pan for the beans.' 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1639 Do you have a bib? 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1640 I'm not sure "Farm-to-trough" is ever going to take off. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1641 You ordered the gluten free, right? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1642 This batch was too good to just give to Ol' Betsy, so here y'are. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1643 This is why you call it the impeachment dish--feeding from the trough 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1644 You were the one who wanted an authentic western meal! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1645 Wow, they really take this farm-to-table stuff seriously, huh? 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1646 Ah, farm to table. Excellent. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1647 I'm real sorry about my hog swallowing your ring. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1648 Well, it does appear to be gluten free. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1649 Well, the review did say it is a “farm to table” restaurant 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1650 Trough Times. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1651 It's the only all you can eat, gluten free restaurant in town 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1652 The slop here got five stars in TimeOut NY 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 21 6
1653 You say your ex recommended this place? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1654 Now this is what we call a ‘Dirt-based diet’ 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1655 From the documentaries I’ve seen, things don’t go well from here.... 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1656 Now I understand the "no forks" rating. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1657 ...And then you use the table cloth as a napkin. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1658 On second thought, I'll skip the salad. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1659 Um, I don't think this is ours. We ordered the red slop. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1660 Let it settle, then scrape off the top. You don't want that. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1661 I didn't realize online dating would be so grueling. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1662 You certainly know how to show a girl a swill time. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1663 Excuse me sir, but is that a fly in my slop? 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1664 Now THIS is deplorable 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1665 So this is what you meant by a “farm-to-table” restaurant? 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1666 When you said,"farm to table," this is not what I had in mind. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1667 And exactly why is there a dress code listed on your website? 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1668 That's the last time I'll trust the Michelin Guide 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1669 In the reviews it was called Western Fondue 1.2448 0.03871 143 110 31 2
1670 I thought you said the food here wasn't fit for pigs. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1671 Well dear, you're the one who kept asking for an authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1672 On second thought let's skip dessert. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1673 Are refills free? 1.2446 0.04190 139 106 26 4
1674 Can I get a straw, please? 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1675 I told you getting it with gravy was a bad idea.... 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1676 May we have a side of hay with this? 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1677 Well you’re the one who said you could “eat like a horse”. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1678 Oh, sorry, I said 'cup' not 'trough'... 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1679 Ranch dressing goes with everything. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1680 Uh...now what Mr. authentic ? 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1681 Are flies extra? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1682 It's an immersive dining experience. Dig in. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1683 Ohhh—-horseshit, 1.2426 0.05059 136 114 11 11
1684 . . . and hints of alfalfa. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1685 I ordered it medium rare. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1686 But is it locally sourced? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1687 It must be an amuse-bouche. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1688 My trough runneth over! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1689 Well I told the waiter that you eat like a pig. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1690 All you can drink was not what I had in mind. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1691 Yelp said large servings. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1692 I thought you said "Chop House" 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1693 We recommend sharing. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1694 When the restaurant promo said, 'Channel your animal instincts for the old west, I was thinking Angus beef. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1695 I thought Le Trofte would've been fancier than this. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1696 Considering this is tonight's Surprise Special, best guess is they don't have reusable straws. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1697 Could we ask to have "Home on the Range" turned down a bit? 1.2426 0.04109 136 104 26 3
1698 I thought we said “the truffle service.” 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1699 At least it's instagramable 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1700 When they advertised "all you can eat", I had a different vision of how the food would be served. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1701 What I like is, it's organic. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1702 Well he did say it comes with ranch. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1703 Do you have soup spoons? 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1704 Well, congratulations on making Pardner, I suppose. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1705 No, we ordered the chardonnay. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1706 The presentation is a bit sloppy 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1707 I'll just have a salad. 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
1708 Is this free-range slop? 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1709 I'm slop intolerant. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1710 Did you hear the latest about Trump? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1711 I asked for a Sloppy Joe, not a slop trough filled by Joe. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1712 After the week I've had, I needed this. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1713 When you said this place was farm to table you weren’t kidding! 1.2409 0.03949 137 103 27 2
1714 Honey, YOU wanted farm to Table. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1715 It did say farm to table. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1716 I'm sick of you always ordering the cheapest thing on the menu! 1.2409 0.04459 137 109 21 6
1717 I think I misunderstood the "dress appropriately" line on the coupon. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1718 This is not what I was expecting when the waiter said farm to table. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1719 When I go out, I want to go someplace nicer than where I already live. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1720 That’ll do ya until the entree. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1721 It's the latest Farm to Table Restaurant" " What did you expect ? Plates! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1722 Do we order a red or a white? 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1723 Better cover your face—the menu said they serve this flambé 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1724 I'm assuming what we're having is organic. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1725 Pete Wells called it the best slop he'd ever had. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1726 I think I'd rather put on the feed bag. 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1727 I believe I ordered the truffle not the trough full... 1.2409 0.04807 137 113 15 9
1728 Who eats like a pig NOW, Harry? 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1729 What’s the main course? 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1730 I told you that you should have let the waiter translate the French menu before ordering. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1731 Without the spoons, it's a more authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1732 Maybe we should have gone to the range-fed place. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1733 And this is what I get for dating on Farmer's Only!! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1734 I guess the whole "farm to table" trend isn't what I thought it would be. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1735 Welcome to America 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1736 Sir, the year of the pig just ended. It’s the year of the rat now. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1737 Okay, unpretentious, attentive service, all organic, good portion size... 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1738 These farm to table fads have really gotten out of hand. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1739 this might not be the same pail-eo diet we read about in the New Yorker 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1740 Sure it's farm to table, but is it local? 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1741 It's all you can eat, so don't be shy. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1742 They pair the wine in a separate trough. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1743 They did say Farm to Table... 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1744 They always overdo it with the Ranch dressing here 1.2409 0.04694 137 111 17 8
1745 Speaking of goop, I saw Gwyneth Paltrow today. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1746 The food is great, but the presentation is sloppy. 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1747 Neigh! 1.2406 0.04289 133 104 24 4
1748 Whoa, Pardner! 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1749 This is going to look so good on my Instagram 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1750 Can you recommend a wine pairing? 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1751 Ma'am, I will be right back with your salt block 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1752 You wanted eclectic? This is eclectic. 1.2406 0.04015 133 103 28 2
1753 I'm just grazing tonight. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1754 Honey, please don't embarrass me by asking for a spoon! 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1755 I'm glad we splurged for extra Ranch. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1756 Now is this 100% Organic or just regular Organic? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1757 Clearly, I made a mistake when I said I wanted to 'pig out.' 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1758 It’s artisanal swill. 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1759 It’s called ‘Farm to Table.’ 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1760 I think the ‘farm-to-fork’ trend has officially gone far enough. 1.2388 0.05100 134 113 10 11
1761 So much for "easy on the dressing". 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1762 I hope you didn’t fill up on the hay, honey. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1763 If we can't finish it, may we have a bucket to take home? 1.2388 0.03989 134 104 28 2
1764 and my cousin Earl said I’d never be able to sell a liquified cow to city folk 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1765 You are what you eat. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1766 I should go feed the meter. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1767 Is authentic really our thing, Howard? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1768 Yeah, on second thought, we are gonna need more bread. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1769 I thought the trough deluxe would have more corn. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1770 It must be good. The menu was in French. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1771 This is truly farm to table. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1772 I think we should have requested separate plates. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1773 Whatever you do, don't get it on your tie 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1774 Is this the ‘Farmer’s Choice? 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1775 To me, this is just taking Veganuary too far. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1776 See, I told you that the Gold Rush Special wasn't what you thought it was. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
1777 It's all you can eat, folks. 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
1778 Photo on Mitch McConnell's wall, titled "Feeding at the Public Trough" 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1779 I'll have this and a Mountain Dew. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1780 Slop du jour in trough tureen. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1781 So, is this USDA Certified? 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1782 Shall I bring two spoons or one? 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1783 Can't wait for desert. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1784 I wonder if we should have shared the Crème Brûlée instead 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1785 They say it’s the most authentic farm-to-table in town 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1786 Would ya'll care for some biscuits with your gravy?? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1787 They did say it would be an authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1788 You promised we wouldn't pig out tonight. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1789 And you’re sure this is keto? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1790 Here’s your farm-to-table experience. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1791 Go hog wild, folks! But save room for dessert! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1792 Oh no. Not slop for dinner again. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1793 I guess farmer-to-table wasn't a typo. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1794 I’m getting a complex, heady, fruity, sweaty aroma. 1.2366 0.04174 131 102 24 3
1795 100% organic, folks. Y'all have a pleasant evenin'. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1796 Wait 'til you see it flambeed! 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1797 I think they’re bringing to much farm to the table 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1798 Ever since Mitch McConnell started eating here, this place has been all the rage! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1799 our beef starts with natural ingredients 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1800 I said chop house! Not slop house! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1801 Farm to table. Enjoy! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1802 This place re-defines farm to table. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1803 And this is definitely the authentic style? 1.2366 0.04576 131 105 19 6
1804 And there are no straws? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1805 I'll be right back with your bibs. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1806 I told you that's not how you spell hummus. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1807 This is our signature organic "Free-range Vegetarian Beef"... made with pureed free range organics that infuse beef... served in our unique eco-friendly biodegradable tableware! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1808 Harold, It's me or the Paleo 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1809 No ma'am, this ain't chocolate. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1810 I hope it's vegan? 1.2366 0.04446 131 103 20 4
1811 Sorry folks, but the kitchen ran out of the prime rib au jus, so we're giving you an extra large serving of the jus. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1812 Looks like the slop my mother-in-law used to serve. Hope it’s as good. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1813 The review gave it 5 pigs 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1814 You know Harold, I really think some of these places have taken the "Farm to Restaurant" idea a bit too literally. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1815 We also have a take out size ! 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1816 This will go right to my ribs, loins, and flanks. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1817 Thank you. And we'll also need a bushel of napkins. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1818 It's our very own stable to table recipe. 1.2366 0.03882 131 107 21 3
1819 And to think, before Farm-to-Table, you could only buy pre-packaged slop. 1.2366 0.04103 131 105 22 4
1820 Farm to table” cuisine is overrated 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1821 Ummm...can we see the fodder menu? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1822 Looks like dessert'll be out of the question Sergio. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1823 Plastic straws endanger cattle, so we recommend you plant your faces in there and suck. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1824 They meant it when they said that you can "pig out" on the "Slop Diet." 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1825 When you dined here last week we know you were disappointed in the small soup portions. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1826 I hate it when your brother has us over for Pot Luck. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1827 Well, it is locally sourced. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1828 They're calling the chef the Duchamp of farm-to-table. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1829 You can't get any more farm to table than this. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1830 This, James Hogg, is what happens when you use your full name to make a reservation. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1831 But we ordered the trough du jour. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1832 See, I told you this place on 7th Ave would be just like home on the old ranch. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1833 I thought you said we were going to a chop house, not a slop house. 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1834 I've had it with these farm-to-table places. 1.2366 0.03882 131 101 29 1
1835 Enough Harold. Last week it was Graze! 1.2366 0.04512 131 108 16 7
1836 Refills are free, so go ahead and pig out. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1837 Oh, you said, 'The Exes Special'. 1.2366 0.05064 131 110 11 10
1838 I'll need a spoon if you don't mind - my nose is a problem otherwise. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1839 This isn't what I was expecting when they said 'farm-to-table' 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1840 They're all about farm to table, with no farmers' market in between. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1841 Why yes ma’am, it’s gluten free. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1842 I know I said we should stay in and pig out for our anniversary, but this is ridiculous... 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1843 Wow! This is certainly an interesting first date. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1844 It's just not the same without plastic straws. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1845 This explains the warm milk. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1846 Can you put the leftovers in a piggy bag? 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1847 And you say it's definitely organic and locally sourced slop? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1848 is this— is this Shen Yun? 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1849 I asked for the bucket on the side... 1.2366 0.04030 131 102 27 2
1850 Sooey? I think this farm-to-table thing has gone a bit too far. 1.2366 0.04243 131 106 20 5
1851 Are there other farm to table choices? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1852 Maybe we should have ordered the Special. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1853 You say "humus", and I say "hummus". Let's call the whole thing off. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1854 I'm sure you meant well, but you just don't listen to me. I said we should have a thorough talk at dinner, not a trough at dinner." 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1855 If you think the chocolate truffle is something, wait until you see the pheasant under glass 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1856 Yelp was right when they said 'lacking presentation finesse but portions large enough to feed a horse.' 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1857 Oh, was that your grandmother's recipe? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1858 Woooooooooo, Pigs! Sooie! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1859 Well, they did say this was a place where you could pig out at. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1860 I love these farm-to-table restaurants, but their take-home containers are so hard to carry. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1861 This farm to table movement has gone a little too far. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1862 I'm sorry I called you a 'pig,' Gary. But this is taking it too far. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1863 Next time I'd go for the grass-fed. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1864 It’s barn-to-table. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1865 This should be fine. The“Shark Hunter’s Special” is way too chummy. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1866 Well..the review said it was a farm to table! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1867 You asked for farm to table. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1868 Honey, I told you I was going to eat like a pig... 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1869 If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, "Horse Slop and Pig Crap" is not a good restaurant!!! 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1870 I told you. It's an ethnic restaurant. 1.2353 0.04205 136 107 24 4
1871 I see why this place only has half a star. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1872 This was the only farm to table option they had. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1873 I question the relative safety of this farm to table concept. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1874 I'm done. No more vegan restaurants. 1.2353 0.04810 136 113 14 9
1875 Pigging out” at our favorite farm-to-table. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1876 That’s right, sir, farm to stable to table. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1877 I knew we should have ordered a la carte. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1878 Maybe this farm to table thing isn’t such a bad idea 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1879 No extra charge for the ambience. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1880 Sorry. I asked for sparkling. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1881 I mean, you did ask for extra ranch. 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1882 I asked for farm-to-table, not farm-on-table. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1883 Timothy, I said I wanted to eat at the bar, not the barn. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1884 Let me get this wine decanted as I go over the specials on our "Hogs & Kisses" Valentine's Day Menu. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1885 Wait till you see the rooms! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1886 When their ad said "Farm to table" this isn't what I had in mind! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1887 Farm-to-table has really jumped the shark. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1888 Now I understand the ranch dressing. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1889 You'll like this, it's farm-to-table-to-farm 1.2353 0.03498 136 108 26 2
1890 I heard this is the most exclusive farm-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1891 I told you we should have just ordered a carafe. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1892 On second thought, let's not pig out. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1893 I guess I heard something different when Adam said the earthy, black trough-fills are to die for. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1894 Maybe farmer-to-table is a little too authentic. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1895 We're going to need a horsie bag, 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1896 This doesn’t like “Medium-Well” to me! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1897 It's a dude ranch amuse bouche 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1898 This here is rodeo cuisine served in our famous ranch tureen. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1899 And some people say that half the meal is in the presentation. 1.2348 0.04146 132 102 25 3
1900 Well, they did say that it was "farm to table". 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1901 It’s the latest midtown trend. 1.2348 0.04912 132 110 13 9
1902 Wow! Talk about your farm to table! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1903 When you said farm to table, you weren’t kidding. 1.2348 0.04004 132 99 27 2
1904 Whoa thar' partner, that's more than enough! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1905 This is why you don't go with the prix fixe on Valentine's Day. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1906 Rest assured, it tastes better than it looks! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1907 can I interest you in a fresh black truffle shaving for an extra $75? 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
1908 Tex will be here in a jiffy with yer compostable hay straws. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1909 Farm to table is getting a little out of hand, don’t you think? 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1910 I know it's not ideal, but they say horses don't get diabetes. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1911 Howdy y'all, I'll be yer waiter today. Here's some fine werdie quap to start y'all off. 1.2348 0.05142 132 112 9 11
1912 Does this soup come with Animal Crackers? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1913 When you asked me if I liked 'rustic', I was thinking bibs and butter, not trough and beans. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 22 4
1914 Given your last review on Yelp,the Chef thought this would be more to your taste. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1915 Tonight's special. Boeuf a la troeuf! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1916 How about we pour a glass of swill and go graze at the buffet? 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1917 I don't suppose you know if this is gluten-free? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1918 The swill looks the same, but I love what they've done with the troughs. 1.2348 0.04416 132 105 20 5
1919 I wish the menu better explained the farm to table part. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1920 This really brings Global Warming home! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1921 I said no onions! 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1922 It's called Cowboy Consomme. Next up is The Whole Hog. Bon Appetit, y'all! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1923 OK, Mr. Metaphor, we’ve bellied up to the trough. Don’t you dare even suggest strapping on the old feed bag. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1924 No one judges you here for eating like a pig. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1925 How rustic. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1926 You said you wanted to be a trough-y wife. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1927 I call bullshit. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1928 In the future, let’s stick to fundraisers in wine caves! 1.2339 0.03985 124 96 27 1
1929 At least we're cage-free. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1930 I’m starting to have some doubts about this new “extreme farm-to-table” cuisine concept. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1931 Oh, I ordered this with the feed bag. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1932 Do you think it’s organic? 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1933 Authentic farm to table... 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1934 They did say, ‘Authentic farm to table.’ 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1935 Slop du jour 1.2336 0.04428 137 109 20 6
1936 They say that this is one of Brooklyn's ten best ranch-themed dining experiences. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
1937 The review said they take farm to table to a new level. 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
1938 That's right...we need more antioxidants. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1939 This is our last Trough to Table experience 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
1940 This restaurant has a 5 star rating by the Gastrointestinal Disorder Quarterly. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1941 Honey, I think we want our food to make some more stops between the farm and the table. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1942 Farm to Table has really gotten out of hand 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1943 I’m going to need a bib. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1944 Could you bring the feedbag when you get a chance? 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1945 Hey Dude,I’ve got a hankerin’ to kick your ass. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1946 I'm not sure this is how you make Mississippi mud pie. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1947 I take it back. I don't want to eat like a pig. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1948 Don’t worry, it’s 100% vegan 1.2331 0.04514 133 107 19 6
1949 Well, they did promise “farm-to-table cuisine without the pretense.” 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1950 Nothing fresher than farm to table 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1951 I should've checked yelp instead of straight form the horse's mouth.. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1952 This restaurant really meant it when they said farm to table. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1953 Well, you wanted to "pig out"! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1954 I misunderstood. This restaurant isn’t “farm to table,” it’s “farm on table.” 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1955 To be fair, they did claim they were a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1956 So hard to find authentic farm to table restaurants these days. 1.2331 0.03602 133 104 28 1
1957 Huh. They really do farm-to-table. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1958 They're taking 'Farm to Table' a bit too serious. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1959 But Alice said the large gruel trough was not to be missed. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1960 So this is a ‘Farm-to-Table‘ restaurant? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1961 Now now George. It's Gazpacho. It's suppose to be cold. 1.2331 0.04514 133 107 19 6
1962 I just think farm-to-table tastes better, don't you? 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1963 Bucket 'O Slop" was reviewed as the most trendy restaurant in the Ozarks 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1964 They take pride in locally-sourced food, direct from real farmers. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1965 Zagat named it the most authentic farm-to-table in the city. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1966 Well you did say ranch style! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1967 Is this your subtle way of saying I'm a pig after seeing other men? It's over, Willie. Over. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1968 Is this literally "farm" to table? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1969 ...”Hand crafted, farm to table, and meatless”....!? You weren’t kidding about millenial cuisine. Two martinis please!! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1970 Tres Slopppe pour deux" looked better on the menu 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1971 I think I preferred the farm-to-table fraud. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1972 I know we said we were hungry as a horse, but this is way too much! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1973 I asked for chunky style 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1974 Of course, my New Year's Resolution had to be giving up straws. 1.2331 0.03832 133 103 29 1
1975 This reminds me of the slop momma used to serve. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1976 If you have oats for dessert you get to keep the feedbag. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1977 I'm quite sure that under the new USDA rules this still counts as vegetable 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1978 Are you sure this is what they mean by "farm to table"? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1979 I’ve been trying to diet, but sometimes you have to eat like a pig. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1980 Looks like I’m going to need a bib. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1981 I like to start with a drink before tying on the feed bag. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1982 I think farm-to-table might be overrated. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1983 I know. I said “I eat like a pig” 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1984 Our trough-to-table pris fixe also comes with a hay bale deluxe for dessert. Eat up! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1985 Well, the reviewer did say the food sticks with you long after you leave the restaurant. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1986 That's an awful lot of ranch dressing... 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1987 I read there's only a nominal corkage fee. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1988 Farm to table leftovers du jour 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
1989 I hear it's tres Keto. 1.2326 0.04193 129 101 24 3
1990 Could you bring another plate, please? 1.2326 0.04472 129 103 20 5
1991 I thought we ordered truffles, not troughfuls, this time. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1992 Does this contain fertilizers? I’m allergic. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1993 Ummmm........We just wanted two cups of the cowboy coffee. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1994 Grass Fed and Grass Finished. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1995 Well, ma'am, you did say you could eat like a horse. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1996 Is that organic slop? 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1997 The menu DID say that it was an authentic farm-to-table vegetarian consomme dotted with whole yellow peas -- served in a rustic wooden trough! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1998 The good news is that it's locally sourced organic mud. 1.2320 0.04271 125 97 22 3
1999 'The trough is hand-hewn from recently discarded Coppola wine barrels." 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2000 Farm to Table in 2020 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2001 You had to supersize it, didn't you. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2002 What do you mean it doesn't look good; It was endorsed by 3 triple crown winning trainers. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2003 the year is 2020. ukrainian meddling has cost trump the election. adam schiff and his globalist puppeteers conscript out of work but otherwise redblooded american men to serve actual garbage to white suburban women at apparently upscale restaurants. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2004 Well you said you wanted 'a pork dish' 1.2319 0.03750 138 107 30 1
2005 Cheryl wasn’t kidding when she said farm to table. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2006 They say it's locally-sourced, artisanal slop... 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
2007 I thought we ordered unprocessed organic food from farm? 1.2313 0.05071 134 114 9 11
2008 What did you use to say about leading a horse? 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
2009 Chocolate troughffle 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
2010 I have nicer troughs than this at home. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
2011 I'm pretty sure I said 'truffles'. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2012 These farm to table restaurants are getting a little out of hand. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
2013 When we asked for two large glasses of Bloody Marys, we didn't mean trough size." 1.2313 0.05071 134 114 9 11
2014 I was told this was the most authentic farm to table restaurant 1.2313 0.03807 134 103 29 1
2015 You did say this was a farm to table restaurant. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2016 This is taking farm to table a bit to far. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2017 Well, its definitely a different take on the farm-to-table restaurant concept 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2018 It’s refreshing to see a chef take farm to table so seriously. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2019 How local did you say? 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2020 We call it farmer-to-table. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2021 Organic and local, enjoy! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2022 I'm reconsidering my "No straws" stance. 1.2308 0.03867 130 101 28 1
2023 For such a fancy restaurant they are surprisingly generous with their portions. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
2024 They really meant it when they called this place a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2025 Is this what you call farm to table? 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2026 I think farm to table presentation might be ruining a good idea. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2027 Is this what happened to Mr. Peanut? 1.2308 0.05345 117 99 9 9
2028 Its like a buffet, only we bring the trough to you fancy-like. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2029 Yes, we offer free refills. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2030 All of our wines are artisanal. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
2031 Here is the sauce, ribs to follow! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2032 This fusion thing has gone too far. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2033 Excuse me, is our house salad coming too? 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2034 Mmmmm, Slop. Hope I don't make a pig of myself like last time. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2035 Do we get straws? 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2036 It's the newest thing. The total opposite of deconstructed dishes.This is coulibiac of salmon, a bed of Po Valley rice, and locally foraged baby greens, all completely digested. 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
2037 Farm fresh, Gluten Free...Bon Appetit 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2038 I shudder to think what wine goes with this. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2039 I guess it was just a matter of time America 1.2308 0.04164 130 100 24 3
2040 I don't mind eating from a trough, I just don't want to be hosed down afterwards. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2041 Okay, farm to table is officially over. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2042 Real "Farm to Table "dining. Dan Sway,Cincinnati 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2043 If you think this is good, wait till we get to the main course. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
2044 We wanted pig's feet, actually. Are you saying pigs' feed was also on the menu? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2045 This is a little too much farm to table... 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2046 Please, don't eat like a pig. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2047 They must be cleaning the silverware today 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2048 Sir, you're pouring red swill into a white swill trough. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2049 First there was goop and now there’s slop. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2050 Farm-to-table sounded better than gluten-free. 1.2302 0.04933 126 105 13 8
2051 OK. Now I see why this place is called The Congressional Bistro. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2052 Paleo, Paileo? What's the difference? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2053 Perhaps we shouldn't have ordered the sloppy joes. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2054 We get it. You're farm-to-table. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2055 Ok so how long do we have to wait for the salad to grow 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2056 The reviews did say Farm to Table. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2057 How long will it take the asparagus to grow until we can eat them? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2058 Where there's a swill,there's a whey. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2059 Farmer to table takes it up a notch 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2060 Well, this is a fresh take on the farm-to-table philosophy. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2061 Eating our words was never this hard before. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2062 I think they may have taken "farm-to-table" a bit too literally... 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2063 It's fusion cuisine called French Barnyard 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
2064 Y’all said you wanted farm-to-table. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
2065 Ok, maybe I am an alcoholic. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
2066 I know I said that I was as hungry as a horse, but this is ridiculous! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2067 Is this locally sourced slop? 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2068 If he hollers sooey, sooey, sooey, I'm going to barf. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
2069 Rachael Ray has such a knack for simplifying. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2070 Is this organic, non-GMO and locally sourced? 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
2071 This isn't what I meant when I said I was a sloppy eater 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2072 On the plus side, I think we're going to be on time for the show tonight. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2073 I thought he said it was a truffle? 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
2074 I can't wait for the chardonnay bucket. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2075 Do you think this whole farm to table thing has gone a bit too far? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2076 I knew it was a mistake for you to try and order in French. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2077 I thought farm to table was something else. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2078 I assumed "farm to table" meant via the kitchen. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2079 I think the farm-to-table trend is getting out of hand. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2080 I think the farm to table trend is getting a bit out of hand 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2081 Let's try the new farm-to-table place, you said. It will be fun, you said. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2082 Saturday night special at Pig in Trough 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2083 I'd hate to see what we'd get if I said I could eat a horse. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2084 You call THIS slop? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2085 This "Farm Fresh" rage is getting a little out of hand... 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2086 The website did say 'extreme' farm to table. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2087 We aim to perfect the farm-to-table experience. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2088 Let's not make pigs of ourselves. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2089 I thought this came with breadsticks. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2090 This farm to table concept is getting carried away. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2091 I guess I shouldn't have tried to order in my high-school French. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2092 I thought he said the special was Truffle Soup. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2093 This is the most authentic farm to table restaurant in the city. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2094 We'll start you off tonight with our endless hummus... 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2095 I asked for dressing on the side 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2096 They've really taking this farm-to-table thing seriously. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2097 I just wanted to have you the most surprising meal of your life! 1.2283 0.04897 127 106 13 8
2098 Well, at least it's locally sourced. 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
2099 The menu called it the “Politician Special” 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2100 This is the heirloom slop, right? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2101 This is just for washing our hands, we get our own troughs for the meal. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2102 Y’all enjoying our farmer to table service? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2103 Yep, it’s people. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2104 I don't suppose you have spoons? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2105 ...And he forgot the lemon. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2106 I guess we should have guessed. The place IS called Chez Chuck Wagon. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2107 There's a little too much farm in this farm-to-table dinner. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2108 Maybe we should've asked for gravy on the side. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2109 I have a slightly different understanding of farm to table. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2110 Enjoy your Tex-Mess Bucketo. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2111 Jim, did the description say anything beyond “Farm to Table” ? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2112 We purée the entire menu for seniors, dig in. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2113 This puts a whole new spin on “Farm to Table”... 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2114 Well,you wanted authentic farm to table. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2115 This is from actual bulls, Charles, and it represents what I think of your political rationalizations for this president. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2116 When it said “Field to table dining” I kind of expected a plate 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2117 And could we have a gallon of Tabasco? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2118 So this is swine dining. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2119 Now don’t make a pig of yourself! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2120 Drew, I thought you were taking me to the bar when you said, “Babe, let’s get sloppy.” 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2121 O.M.G! G.M.O 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2122 We offer a choice of glass or stainless steel straws. 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
2123 Well you did ask for farm-to-table. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2124 The chef here takes the "Farm to Table" concept very seriously. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2125 Yessir, this is the small trough. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2126 I couldn't get a reservation at the 5-star farm-to-table, so I thought we'd try the Lone Star option. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2127 Free refills. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2128 I’m glad we agreed to split the appetizer. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2129 I think you misunderstood what it meant to “plight your troth.” 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
2130 I shouldn't have said I'm a little hoarse. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2131 Puddle water OK for you, folks? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2132 Are you getting a hint of saffron? 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2133 I knew I should've gone with the Carbonara. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2134 They said this project would never take off 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2135 I should have ordered the feed bag. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2136 This might be taking the ‘Farm to Table’ movement a bit too far. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2137 This looks like the same slop d'jour we had last time. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2138 They say it helps you get in touch with your inner horse. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2139 It's slough food. 1.2240 0.04801 125 103 14 7
2140 Do I dare ask for a straw? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2141 Our chefs vegan slumgullion with a sprig of basil . 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2142 How do they serve seconds? 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2143 It’s called “Cuisine du Cochon.” 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2144 I didn’t know this place was farmer to table. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
2145 Capitalist pigs! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2146 The all you can eat box seemed more appetizing on the menu. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2147 That's lots of sauce for one rib. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2148 Cooky got a new fangled juicer. Here's your steak tartar. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2149 No carbon footprint, no hurt animals, no hidden ingredients, still nutritious and a personal chef preparing it. Didn't I tell you you'd love it. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
2150 Let's bury this Quid Pro Quo forever ! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2151 They do promote it as place to pig out in an elegant setting. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2152 You say this pairs well with a high pressure hose off? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2153 I thought you said you were taking me to a ‘swell’ restaurant. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2154 I think we’re overdressed for this farm-to-table fare. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2155 Et pour Madame? 1.2240 0.04305 125 103 17 5
2156 Boy, they weren't kidding when they said "from the farm to the table"! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2157 I know I said we should try a farm to table restaurant ...but this is not what I expected. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2158 Wait, this is the appetizer size? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
2159 Its the new thing. Trough to table. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2160 At least we’re not at the communal table. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2161 This isn't quite what I was expecting when they said 'farm-to-table'. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
2162 Jim, I think this farm-to-table thing has gone too far. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2163 This is the new food craze, Hon. It's called stable to table. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2164 I said I could eat a horse, not eat like a horse... 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2165 When you said that we were going to eat at the trough, I thought you were being funny. 1.2231 0.03978 121 94 25 1
2166 Is this plant based slop? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2167 I miss the socializing at the public one. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2168 What I said was I'd like to try a truffle. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2169 They take ‘farm-to-table’ very seriously here. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2170 So...the trick is to not look like a pig while you’re eating it. 1.2231 0.03978 121 97 22 2
2171 It’s an old family recipe. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2172 I’m starting to think that this whole farm-to-table thing may have gone too far. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2173 Remind me, is it red wine or white with slop? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2174 Your idea of "experiencing colonial cuisine" is already a bad idea. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2175 This is NOT what I expected when I heard "farm to table" 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2176 I guess I just assumed that there were more steps in the farm-to-table process. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2177 You've invested ALL our money in this chain of 'slop' restaurants? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2178 ..ladies first.. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2179 Are you sure this is locally sourced slop? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2180 From the garden to the table! 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2181 Folks, Its pureed truffles, We call 'em Troughfles! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2182 I said your TROPHY dish. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2183 Hopefully this course is an improvement over the feedbag. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2184 The reviews raved about the authentic farm-to-table experience. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2185 No wonder it's called The Trawfull' 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2186 Hope y'all enjoy the chef's special farm-to-table entree tonight. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2187 Looks like Cookie has whipped up something really special for us tonight. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2188 While you're waiting for you food to grow, can I interest either of you in a time-lapse video or a barrel of wine? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2189 I wondered what farm-to-table fusion would be. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2190 Wow. I didn't realize this was all you can eat. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2191 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the farm-to-table special. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2192 He did say it was farm-to-table... 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2193 When will you do something that doesn't perplex me? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2194 When you said you feed at the public trough I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2195 On the plus side, the straws aren't paper. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2196 I told you, it's Chef's Choice. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2197 Is there salad with that? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2198 It's part of the Twelve Step program to cure us of our urban elitism. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2199 This is trough, but.. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2200 How do you keep your tablecloths so white? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2201 So, how committed are we to this farm-to-table thing? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2202 They really take this 'farm to table' movement seriously here. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2203 It's a traditional Texas Tea Ceremony 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2204 You are right about this place. It’s not the same ol’ slop! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2205 Better leave the bucket... 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2206 So you say this place is Farm-to-table 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2207 I support the farm-to-table movement, but are we sure it's any healthier? 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2208 It doesn't get more natural than this. 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2209 I told you to ask about the daily special before ordering. 1.2222 0.04123 126 103 19 4
2210 So that's what they mean when they say "From farm to table." 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2211 And could we could a refill on bread? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2212 Sometimes feeding at the public trough may not seem like all it is cracked up to be. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2213 Actually, we prefer a little less farm and more table. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2214 We said ‘swell’ not ‘swill.’ 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2215 It may be organic but was it prepared using filtered water? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2216 Harry, Must you always order the large slop every time we come here? 1.2213 0.04279 122 97 21 3
2217 Any possibility that we could have a couple of sharing plates? 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
2218 I told you, you chewed too loudly. Logan Egan, 10, Brooklyn, NY 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2219 Well... Farm to table is all the rage dear 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2220 But the menu said truffles? 1.2213 0.03494 122 101 18 3
2221 You’re sure this is gluten free slop? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2222 I thought we were getting farm to table, not authentic farm to table. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2223 It's our swine pour; on the house. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2224 Is this what Fresh From The Farm meant? 1.2213 0.04117 122 96 23 2
2225 Are you sure this is the only thing here that's vegan? 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2226 So that's what you meant when you said they put a whole new slant on "farm-to-table" cuisine. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2227 What in tarnation did you order? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2228 Sorry honey, I thought "Pig Food" was just some fun hipster restaurant name. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2229 It's slop-to-trough, and apparently gluten free. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2230 They aren't kidding about taking Farm to Table seriously here. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2231 It's not so much slop that bothers me, it's the "Sooee, sooee, pig, pig, pig, pig!" calls. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2232 Brooklyn's newest "Farm to Table" dining establishment 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2233 Can you suggest a good wine pairing? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2234 Are you sure this is the five-star dude ranch? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2235 They say it's the best slop east of the Mississippi. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2236 I suppose this gives a whole new meaning to “Farm to Table.” 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2237 That looks scrumptious, Tex, but could I use a spoon instead? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2238 Actually, I asked for no bread in mine... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2239 Let’s try French-to-table next time. 1.2213 0.04730 122 100 15 6
2240 Texas wine comes by the trough 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2241 I don't know. I had sort of a different idea of "farm to table." 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2242 It's from our new "Trough to Table" menu. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2243 Bob, Bob, listen to me. Listen. You heard me order Soup, not slop, of the day. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2244 I suppose at this point, there’s no need to ask for a napkin and utensils? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2245 This really takes farm-to-table dining to a new level. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2246 When they said “farm-to-table,” I thought there’d at least be a few steps in-between. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2247 The coupon is for an “All You Can Eat Farm To Table Buffet.” 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2248 Maybe we should have stuck with family size. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2249 When you told me the restaurant was "farm-to-table," I had something else in mind. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2250 Larry, I hate to say this but your penchant for “skipping the middle man,” has finally gone too far. 1.2213 0.04117 122 95 23 2
2251 They get their gruel imported from France 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2252 When you said farm to table, I didn't picture this! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2253 Is this your idea of farm to table? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2254 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should pig-out tonight. 1.2213 0.04434 122 98 19 4
2255 This whole "no straw" movement is getting ridiculous! 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2256 Bon appétit: soup mu nour! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2257 Do I have to explain the Bucket List thing to you? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2258 Oh. You literally meant farm to table. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2259 Of course it's organic......just look at it 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
2260 It shouldn't require a prospector to find the lobster in the bisque. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2261 Extra buckets, $3.75. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2262 And you had to demand the prix fixe menu. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2263 Bad choice for our wine pairing. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2264 Are there chips? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2265 Are you sure this is vegan and gluten free? 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2266 I think I finally understand the whole 'farm to table' dining thing. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2267 I don't think this is what they meant by "farm to table" . 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2268 Yes, sir, it's slop, but it's our best slop. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2269 You ordered bean soup. I'm here to spill the beans. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2270 This is not what I meant when I suggested, 'organic' restaurant... 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2271 Sir, can we please order off the other farm-to-table menu? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2272 If you haven't dined with us before, we are totally farm to table. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2273 Well, you weren't lying about this place being farm-to-table. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2274 Authentic farm to table menu, like the reviews all said. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2275 Delicious and you'll be pooping like nobody's business 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2276 It doesn't come well done. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2277 Sure.. the portions are better but I still prefer free range restaurants. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2278 We don't allow plastic straws. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2279 The website did say: "from ranch to table..." 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2280 So you're telling me truffles come from the dirt? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2281 There has to be a mistake. We didn’t order the SLOP DU JOUR 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2282 Farm to table? Looks more like barn to table. 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2283 It’s just like a buffet but you don’t have to leave the table. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2284 Okay, this farm to table concept has gone too far. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2285 The Rancher's Special is always a great choice. Enjoy! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2286 Be careful, the trough is very hot. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2287 It's the same slop your mother makes. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2288 Honey, you told me the food was Farm-to-Table not Farmer-to-Table! 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2289 That's not what I had in mind when I ordered a mud pie 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2290 It's the swill of the people. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2291 I thought this would be appropriate since your mother is always calling me a gold digger. 1.2174 0.04749 115 94 15 5
2292 I really thought they were being ironic. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2293 I told you it was not a restaurant. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2294 So we can hydrate before the round-up. 1.2167 0.03172 120 96 24 0
2295 The Times say this is Washington's hottest new restaurant." 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2296 Are you sure this is a farm to table 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2297 For starters,.. I thought we'd go the farm to table route..... 1.2167 0.04457 120 97 18 4
2298 Next time, perhaps we go a little less farm a little more table? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2299 You're friend Joe did say he ate like a pig. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
2300 Pig out. You first. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2301 Because I think you’re a pig, Jeffrey. 1.2167 0.03958 120 100 16 4
2302 Dig in. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2303 And...here is your chocolate mousse "a la mud" 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2304 I heard it was farm-to-table, but this is a bit literal. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2305 Let's tell each other what we're digging for before we get in too deep. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2306 This place takes farm-to-table a little too far. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2307 I get the whole 'Farm to Table' thing, but aren't you taking it a little too far? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2308 I guess we have our choice of toppings: apples, carrots, or oats. 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
2309 Gwyneth says this place is great for Vulva-Curious Psychonauts. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2310 Our trough runnith over. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2311 Reduce, reuse, recycle 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2312 Is it too late to say no onions? 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2313 This is what happens when you don’t yelp restaurants Gary. 1.2155 0.04550 116 94 17 4
2314 A 2019 pig slop from south-eastern Kentucky, made from varieties of stale bread and melon rind. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2315 This isn't what I was expecting when I ordered the vegan option. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2316 You know, when the valet mentioned "castrating the hogs," we should have been suspicious. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2317 Maybe this "farm-to-table" thing has gone too far. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2318 I remember when we used to graze. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
2319 So, I guess our days of wine and roses are over. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2320 Play your cards right and I'll hog-tie you when we get back to my place. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2321 Just a minute garçon - there's a fly in our soup 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2322 The recipe is from a collaboration of The Galloping Gourmet and The French Chef, and called vichytrough 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2323 Too bad the Wigglys couldn't join us. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2324 I think the Farm-to-Table concept has gone too far. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
2325 I stand corrected. American slop looks just like the French slop 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2326 I may be a bore. But I'm not a pig. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2327 A complimentary amuse bouche from the chef at the Hog Heaven Cafe. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2328 I know you’re excited, Herman, but don’t put all four feet in the trough. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2329 I guess they’re taking this whole ‘farm to table’ thing pretty literally. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2330 I suddenly feel inspired not to tip.... 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2331 I requested an amuse-bouche. I am not amused. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2332 You'd never guess there's no meat in it. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2333 I was told there would be cake. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2334 This beats s#@t on stick. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2335 I was hoping we'd each get our own trough. 1.2137 0.04675 117 96 15 5
2336 Sorry, I think I ordered fries with this 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2337 I thought the kale purée would have more personality. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2338 I wanted tapas, not slop-as 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2339 I'll check with the sommelier, but I think your O.K. with a red or a white... 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2340 The Times review said the gravy was to die for. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2341 We'll just take the check, please. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2342 Would you like to take the first slurp? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2343 I'm hungry as a horse. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2344 I've never truly felt desired. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2345 Just as y'all requested: our finest selections from the swine menu. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2346 The arugula should be ready in 1-2 weeks. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2347 I don't want you two to be hungry till the cows come home. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2348 This is carrying farm to table too far. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2349 Here’s your trough de jour. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2350 No salt and pepper, thank you. It's just swill the way it is. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2351 Thank you all the same, waiter, but only I am allowed to call him a pig. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2352 You know this is a one night stand right? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2353 We have locally sourced cow pies for dessert. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2354 Is the trough BPA-free? 1.2105 0.04221 114 94 17 3
2355 Let's try the ultimate farm-to-table experience, you said. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2356 Damn, I should have ordered the large. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2357 This is authentic Farm-to-Table dining 1.2105 0.03835 114 90 24 0
2358 I don’t think we’re getting utensils. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2359 I suppose a joint like this still carries plastic straws. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2360 ...and a Green River to share." 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2361 On second thought let's belly up to the bar. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2362 I know the menu said it comes with country gravy, but I didn't expect it to be *this* country. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2363 The other guests will be joining you shortly. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2364 Excuse me, waiter...but there's a horsefly in my soup. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2365 Excuse me, I think there's a fly in my slop. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2366 I'm glad we checked the reviews before ordering, the portions are very generous. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2367 Sorry, I ordered before you got here. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2368 Now I know what you meant by “let’s go out and make pigs of ourselves.” 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2369 The slop here is great! The presentation, just so-so. 1.2105 0.04032 114 88 22 1
2370 Bob's house of gravy, yup. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2371 This is vegan though, right? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2372 Titta! Jag har genom avancerad nanoteknik lyckats destillera min ångest och rädsla till en flytande vätska. Nu är jag ingenting inombords. Ett vandrande skal mot döden, yihaah! 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
2373 It's the next paleo. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2374 You’re sure this is the only vegan item on the menu? 1.2105 0.04740 114 94 14 5
2375 I thought you said we’d be sharing a truffle, not a trough full. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2376 Sure the Soylent Green New Deal is reducing emissions, but sometimes I do miss plates 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2377 This is the last time I order the pizza gluten free. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2378 Apparently Arnold Ziffel won Top Chef. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
2379 Technically, it’s still molecular gastronomy 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2380 I think "farm-to-table" has gotten out of hand. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2381 Here vegan-style means 'If you can't eat 'em, join 'em.' 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2382 Authentic enough? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
2383 How much is Uber right now? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2384 I think red would better complement the earthy under notes. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2385 I thought you said you liked farm-to-table. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2386 This "Farm to Table Special for 2" is not exactly what I'd imagined. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2387 We should have picked sparkling instead. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2388 They say getting a reservation here is like striking gold. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2389 Well, it is organic. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2390 Not exactly what I expected when you said “farm to table” 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2391 Ya'll want a spoon with that? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2392 Wow! This is farm to table... 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2393 I don't really believe THE NEW YORKER food reviews after this. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2394 Is this the surf or the turf? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2395 Hunting the truffles ourselves seems a bit much dear 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2396 It smells delicious but I still wish we had gotten to eat it before your horse did. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2397 I guess we will be pigging out after all! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2398 Don’t you think this is taking farm-to-table a little too far? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2399 It's trough to table. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 19 2
2400 Mother insisted on this place ... 1.2087 0.04703 115 93 14 5
2401 You said I pledge my troth to thee. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2402 I think we are taking the "farm-to-table" trend a bit too far... 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2403 But surely a pasture-fresh smoothie can't mean this! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2404 Honestly, I just have a bird's appetite. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2405 At last, the true farm-to-table eating experience! 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2406 They call it Ranch-to-Table. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2407 You really splurged for our 15th anniversary dinner, Reginald! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2408 Can we skip the farm-to-table menu? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2409 This is taking "Farm to Table" dining to a whole new level 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2410 Although I asked for this sauce on the side, I'll give your restaurant 5 stars for its delicious sarcasm. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2411 I'm starting to cool on "farm-to-table." 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2412 It may be the best swill in town, but the presentation sucks! 1.2087 0.04862 115 96 12 6
2413 This restaurant supports the farm to table movement. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2414 This is way too farm-to-table, even for me. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
2415 So you said this was non-GMO, sugar-free, and organic, right? 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
2416 You're telling me this is your gluten free option? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2417 Are you comfortable eating from the same plate? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2418 Your next course is Wilbur. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2419 Like swine? No, we like wine! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2420 I heard the chef takes 'farm to table' cuisine to a whole new level. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2421 The hint of pig's feet gives it that special taste. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2422 They take farm to table quite literally here. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2423 I told you not to order off the farm to stable menu. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2424 I guess I thought the wine pairings would come separately. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2425 Farm to table is getting too literal for me. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 12 4
2426 Nothing beats farm fresh 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2427 FINALLY, a real Farm to Table restaurant honey! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2428 Is this your first time dining at Western Fondue? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2429 I thought it said 'Truffle.' 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2430 This is not what I pictured when you said ‘farm-to-table.’ 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2431 So...I guess this is farm to table. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2432 Is it low carb? I just can't afford more carbs. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2433 Must be the new ‘Trough to Table’ fad I have been hearing about 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2434 Congressman, are you sure feeding at the trough is the latest dining craze? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2435 The salad course will be out in 45-60 days. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2436 You wan organic, here is organic. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2437 No I'm sorry, I asked for the man-ag-er. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2438 Well, there's the first two chunks of meat I've seen so far. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2439 No Marv, I did not ask you to book on Open Stable. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2440 This is your horse d'oeuvre 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2441 Are you absolutely sure this place is in the Michelin Guide? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2442 I think this might be toooo vegan... 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2443 It’s ranch to table. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2444 Is this slop farm raised? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2445 If I had your hairline, I'd slurp this baby dry. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2446 I guess that’s how it’s done in Texas. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2447 The worst part is we don't have silverware. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2448 I asked for a waffle, not a trough full. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2449 To tell you the trough I’ve never eaten here before. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2450 This is not a fast food restaurant. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2451 This looks like the same old slop--I was hoping for an upgrade with our Groupon. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2452 I suppose gluten-free would be to much to hope for. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2453 I'll have a little less ranch dressing on mine. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2454 Harold, can you just confess to damaging the concrete parking barrier? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2455 I guess everything really is bigger in Texas. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2456 Why eat a pig when you can eat what a pig eats? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2457 No, I said like truffles. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2458 Is it just me or does no one really try anymore? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2459 It looked more cruciferous on line. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2460 Slop. It’s what’s for dinner” 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2461 I asked if it was Whole 30 not Back 40... 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2462 This is when I really miss a big, sturdy plastic straw. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2463 You're sure this slop is local? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2464 Are either of you gluten intolerant? 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2465 You said you wanted farm-to-table cuisine. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2466 Apparently, the 's' in front of 'wine gourmet' was off. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
2467 And here I thought "slop of the day" was just a typo 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2468 WHEN WHEN i said WHEN. It’s enough what do you think I am, a pig ? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2469 American oak troughs,with their robust flavors and oxygen ingress,are ideal for bolder,more structured soups (French onion,sausage and lentil),whereas European oak is ideal for lighter soups (miso,egg drop) that require more subtlety. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2470 It’s gluten free 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2471 Exactly what stage of "farm-to-table" are we at right now? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2472 This is not what I expected when you said “a new a different experience.” 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2473 Gluten free entrees are a bit limited in these parts. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2474 I said I was hungry as a horse; I didn't want to eat like one. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2475 Yup, it's all local Frank. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2476 Keep going. I didn't say "stop." 1.2072 0.04635 111 91 15 4
2477 Same slop we serve the animals...it's vegan. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 4
2478 Sure I like farm-to-table cuisine, but I've also got places to be, Tom." 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2479 I didn't realize this is literally, "farm-to-table," dining. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2480 If it's not too much trouble, could we also get a trough of mayo on the side? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2481 Next time let's do Japanese. 1.2072 0.04635 111 91 15 4
2482 Can you top it off with a little parmesan cheese? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2483 This grub looks good enough but is it gluten-free? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2484 It's the manger's special. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2485 According to Yelp, this is the most authentic 'farm to table' restaurant in town. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2486 Two of the one percent at a public trough, again. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2487 I can never remember -- is it red or white that pairs best with slop? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2488 Okay, farm-to-table has just jumped the shark. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2489 Is there any chance we can get a kale salad on the side? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2490 fresh oil for dinner, national anthem playing softly in the background, fire ants in my buttcrack, now this is what i call the texas experience 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2491 It's sty to table. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2492 They weren't kidding when they said this was farm-to-table. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2493 Ranch table service? I thought you said French? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2494 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2495 The “farm to table” motif here still has a few glitches. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2496 Wilbur’s favorite, folks. You’ll love it. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2497 Now remember dear, pinkies up. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2498 Leave room for dessert. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2499 It's the slop... er, I mean soup of the day. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2500 Now that's what I call farm to table 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2501 Ah, there's like, there's like hay or whatever floating in it 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2502 I wish you hadn’t told him “we’re here to pig out.” 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2503 We probably should let it breathe a bit 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2504 I think we're taking this farm to table idea a bit too far... 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2505 Next we add the Ice Cream 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2506 You're right, this really is an amazing farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2507 This place has the highest ratings from Michelin, Zagat and the Farmers' Almanac. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2508 She did say it's farm to table 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2509 Talk about farm-to-table... 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2510 You wanted organic? You get organic. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2511 They take the communal dining very seriously here. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2512 It's official! This farm to table thing has really gotten out of hand! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2513 Now I get “farm to table” 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2514 Aren’t you carrying “Farm to Table” a bit too far? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2515 But your profile said, “Eats like a horse.” 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2516 This is the most authentic way to eat Texas chili. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2517 The write-up said ‘farm to table,’ but I assumed there would be some intermediary! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2518 We need to upgrade our farm to table package. 1.2054 0.03389 112 92 19 1
2519 Is that enough ketchup for you? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2520 Just wait and see what we do for your steaks. 1.2054 0.04419 112 91 17 3
2521 Alright I'll say it, this farm to table stuff has gone too far. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2522 It's got to be better than 'American Dirt.' 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2523 And you call it Trump Soup? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2524 Farm to table, without the middlemen. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2525 This may be carrying the direct from farm trend a bit too far. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2526 On second thought, we’ll strap on an old feedbag. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2527 I'm told the ranch dressing is also exceptional. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2528 Shaken not stirred 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2529 I've heard the Vishy Swine is excellent. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2530 I’m sure I said sous vide, not soo-eee. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2531 Mom's wasn't exactly like this. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2532 Does this include dessert? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2533 I'm really tired of your "all you can eat" restaurants! 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
2534 Excuse me, why is the chandelier above his head and not the table? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2535 Back in 2020 I had no idea that farm to table would come to this. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2536 Could we get some chopsticks, please? 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2537 Nothing But The Trough ! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2538 Just remember folks, the re-fills are free! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2539 Well, oink! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2540 Is this the 'impossible' hog-slop I've been hearing about? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2541 Do you feed the pigs people food? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2542 I thought the name of the owner was Sue Wee. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2543 It certainly smells better than it looks. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2544 Perhaps I did complain too much about 'Nouvelle Cuisine'. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2545 Try it, Mikey. You might like it. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2546 This was probably the wrong place to order the vegan special 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2547 I feel like this is culture appropriation. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2548 You said you wanted to pig out 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2549 I love it when the lobbyists provide dinner, but it'd be a nice change if once in a while they gave us a spoon. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2550 This is not what I pictured when you said you'd take me to a restaurant in the countryside. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2551 Trough for two! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2552 If you're chicken, we could bring you a couple of spoons. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2553 They are cutting out the middlemen. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2554 Don’t judge. It’s the freshest Farm to Table dining in town. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2555 Aside from being a farm-to-table restaurant, the serving size here is a plus too. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2556 Excuse me, sir, but I believe we ordered the slop with potatoes & pears. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2557 Y’all never heard of farm to table? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2558 One Slop du jour, no spoons. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2559 My family were cattle ranchers 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2560 I ordered medium-terrible. This looks more like terrible. 1.2037 0.04699 108 89 14 4
2561 Farm to table, Ma'am 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2562 Is this still happy hour? 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2563 So this is Farm to Table cuisine? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2564 I could EAT a horse not LIKE a horse! 1.2037 0.04699 108 89 14 4
2565 Phillip...please! It wouldn't be a true 'farm to table' experience with cutlery and napkins. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2566 As long as it's vegan. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2567 I asked for a salad. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2568 How do you slurp? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2569 They take farm to table very seriously here. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2570 You ordered an authentic meal from the hog farm? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2571 On second thoughts I think I'd prefer the nose bag. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2572 Is this what "farm to table" means? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2573 You've heard of fine dining? Well this, here, is swine dining. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2574 What, no feeedbags? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2575 Excuse me waiter, what is that fly doing in my slop. 1.2037 0.03894 108 86 22 0
2576 Waiter, there's been a mistake -- we ordered two feedbags of grub, not the Trough for Two. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2577 We ordered vanilla, not chocolate! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2578 I hear this place does a fantastic deconstructed pork chop 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2579 It is the latest in Farm to Table cuisine it's called "Slop" 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2580 How do I know this is farm to table? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2581 It was then that Don and Cindy realized there was a difference between "Farm Table" and "Farm-to-Table" restaurants. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2582 Yes, the plating lacks finesse, but they take pride in being strictly farm-to-table. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2583 Don't worry. It's organic and free-range. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2584 I warned you I eat like a pig... 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2585 Really! That much ketchup? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2586 I"ll be right back with some forks. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2587 What do you mean you still serve in single-use troughs? This is disgusting. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2588 OMG, I'm totally going to pig out." 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2589 I thought that you ordered crudités, not crudities. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2590 I'm not eating the animals you see, rather, eating what animals eat. So from now on, you must refer to me as..., The Empathetic Vegan. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2591 It's a takeoff on Medieval Times 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2592 I knew this would make you feel a little homesick. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2593 I’m not convinced that cowboy coffee is really less pretentious than a pour-over. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2594 This feels more like Table to Farm. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2595 Any wine pairing ideas? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2596 It's dad's way of reminding me what he thinks about most men. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2597 How about a side of Rocky Mountain oysters? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2598 Wait til you see the salad! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2599 I probably should have worn a bun. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2600 One must decant a fine swill to open it up and reveal the subtler aromatics. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2601 Go ahead and pig out! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2602 At some point, you will have to say 'when.' 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2603 Have a swill dinner 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2604 Cattleman's Dinner? That's NOT what I expected! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2605 This whole "Farm to Table" fad needs to die. Now. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2606 I really don't understand what all of the farm to table hype is about. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2607 I don't think we'll be trying another "All You Can Eat Chuck Wagon Night. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2608 You've outdone yourself on the slop tonight Zeke! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2609 I know it's been a trough week...but... 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2610 I'll tell you when to stop. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2611 I told you not to order from the bucket list. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2612 It's the latest dining concept: pail to trough. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2613 Well, nobody can accuse the ‘Slop ‘n Trough’ of false advertising.” 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2614 You did say the chef was a pig, but I didn't take you literally. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2615 Spoons or straws? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2616 On second thought, I'd rather have the salad instead of soup. 1.2018 0.03636 109 91 16 2
2617 This is what they meant by 'authentic rural cuisine?' 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2618 Okay, so, literally farm fresh. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2619 Yes, you can try some of mine. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2620 Family style . . . Same as the herd! 1.2018 0.04280 109 88 18 2
2621 This is literally farm to table. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2622 ...and what are the animals having tonight? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2623 The menu says that only the best fed pigs are chosen for this restaurant, so I thought: “why not just cut out the middleman and get what they’re eating?” 1.2000 0.04621 110 91 14 4
2624 Our Old West Fantasy vacation isn't what I was expecting. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2625 Well this is rather dramatic, even for a cocain study 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2626 Waiter, there's a fly in my poop." 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2627 As I said, it's gluten-free, organic and does wonders for your microbiome. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2628 Farm to Table" magazine calls it "the trough of unrealized aspirations. 1.1981 0.05264 106 92 7 7
2629 Well, you did say you were in the mood for a farm to table restaurant. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2630 This is not what I meant when I told the owner he's got to be more flexible. How hard is it to find a recent grad head chef dishwasher busboy with a Doctoral degree in Culinary Arts and 5 years of experience? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2631 Howdy, folks. Your server will be here shortly with your tortilla chips. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2632 This "farm-to-table" fad has gone too far. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2633 It's free-range, organic, humanely raised slop. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2634 Excuse me, is this swill plant based? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2635 I know you are both eager to get your snouts in there. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2636 How much of the farm do we really need brought to the table? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2637 We should get you a hearing aid... I said truffle dinner for our anniversary. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2638 This wasn’t what I imagined by “Authentic Farm to Table.” 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2639 I order it without the crème fraîche. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2640 Artisanal slop, it's all the rage. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2641 Is this what they mean by farm to table? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2642 This farm to table thing has just gone too far. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2643 Finally, an authentic farm-to-table meal 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2644 Maybe this farm-to-table cuisine is a little too trendy for us. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2645 This is not what I meant when I said ‘farm to table’. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2646 Let’s get the check before the milker gets here. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2647 Do you have a pepper mill? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2648 I thought you voted 'aye' in support of the Hog Farmers bill? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2649 Well, they did say they were Farm-to-table. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2650 This isn't what I meant when I said farm-to-table... 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2651 I’m afraid to ask what happens when I need to use the bathroom. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2652 I think we’ve reached peak farm-to-table.” 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2653 This always happens when I wear white cuffs. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2654 The moment “farm to table” jumped the shark. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2655 We'll need some large spoons. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2656 Would you be willing to part with the recipe? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2657 I know he said eating swill will make us great again, but you believed him? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2658 Chocolate moose for the horse-sized appetite" was an apt description, I'd say 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2659 I get reducing beef consumption, but did you really have to go from chop house to slop house? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2660 I ordered the wine bisque, not the swine bisque. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2661 So when I heard about home restaurants, I thought, why not here in Texas? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2662 Will you think less of me if I eat like a pig? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2663 Our pigs are served a diet of grains 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2664 I said farm to table, not farm to trough! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2665 I 'm proud of your connections too, Todd, but I'm not so sure that's why we got a table. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2666 I’m completely over the farm-to-table concept! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2667 You said you “could eat like a pig”. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2668 I'm guessing, Ma'am, if you feel that way about our entrees, you're going to HATE our restrooms! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2669 It's Texas, fossil fuel is still on the menu. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2670 Gluten-free, organic... dug it up myself just this morning. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2671 I'm cheating on you. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2672 I appreciate that it’s fresh from the farm but I said soup, not slop. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2673 We distinctly ordered "Sloppy Joes" 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2674 I can smell it...too much epazote again. 1.1981 0.04114 106 85 19 1
2675 Honestly, it looks better than the raw food bar we tried last week. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2676 well, at least we won't have to sleep in the same bed together tonight. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2677 The concierge did say “5 star farm to table cuisine” 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2678 I think they have taken the farm-to-table trend too far. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2679 I didn't think this was what "farm-to-table" meant 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2680 Is the grain wild or farm-raised 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2681 The only problem is, I don’t have any utensils. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2682 I get it. You don't like my cooking. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2683 We did small plates on YOUR birthday Gene. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2684 Well in Brooklyn, farm-to-trough is all the rage. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2685 So that’s why it’s called Farm to Table. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2686 'Are we happy?' 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2687 In Alabama, this be family style. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2688 All of the reviews emphasized the true 'farm-to-table' experience 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2689 This is taking farm-to-table way too far... 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2690 Is your slop organic? 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2691 This murder mystery dinner night has gone too far 1.1981 0.04530 106 87 15 3
2692 Just say “neigh” 1.1981 0.04114 106 85 19 1
2693 This should pair well with the pork chops. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2694 It's not what I thought you meant when you said we'd be going the whole hog 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2695 It's nouveau 'field to fork' -- no fork. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2696 I’m thinking I should have chosen the salad instead of the soup. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2697 I'm not looking forward to the horse apple pie. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2698 I didn't know we'd be seated in the hog section. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2699 I'm really missing straws right now. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2700 Now our being seated near the bathroom is advantageous. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2701 Sooooo...vegan? 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2702 Whoa, that Yelp review was right. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2703 I know it's organic but I'd really prefer him not fertilizing with cow manure at the table. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2704 Folks,this about as close to "free range" as you can get. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2705 Remember our first micro-slop restaurant in Albequerque? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2706 You got the appetizer again, didn’t you? 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2707 And, we do NOT need straws. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2708 Our special today is: "all you can pig-out on." 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2709 I didn't know the prix fixe was all in one. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2710 I think we will need a piggy-bag tonight 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2711 Honey, this is a bit too local and organic 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2712 I’ve heard of Farm-to-Table, but this is a little extreme... 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2713 I heard they have great desserts. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2714 Go on now, eat like pigs 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2715 We’re trying to be socially conscious with the farm to table concept. But I fear we may need straws. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2716 Ma’am, if you want my advice, go on and pull that hair back. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2717 It feels like forever since we've pigged out. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2718 Randolph, I think we're going to need 'to go' buckets. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2719 Let me get you two some straws. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2720 I ordered this to go. 1.1979 0.05048 96 78 11 4
2721 I’m getting some barnyard in the nose. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2722 Harold could only hope for a better second impression. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2723 I guess "table to farm" wasn't a typo. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2724 Dress up night at Cowboy Bob’s Dude Ranch 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2725 Looks like the 'farm to table' thing has gone about as far as it can go. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2726 This farm-to-table thing has definitely gotten out of control. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2727 You know we are domesticated. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2728 I told you we should have gone for Chinese 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 3
2729 It’s artisanal. And no they don’t use knives and forks out there 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2730 You can pick up the gentle smell of the truffle in this slop. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2731 I don’t think we are going to make the 8 o’clock curtain. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2732 When they said it was farm to table, I expected Spode, not a hand carved oak trough. 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
2733 You're the one who said , "I don't care. Anything will do" . 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2734 The review said we could pig out. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2735 authentic" can mean a lot of thing 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2736 Did it say "Family-style" or "Farm-style"? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2737 But we ordered the consomme 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2738 Nasty ain't it. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2739 Farm-to-table is going to extreme. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2740 I think we'll need a spoon. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2741 Is dessert included? 1.1963 0.04491 107 87 15 3
2742 One Yelp review called it "Farm to Table on steroids." 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2743 Can I tell you about tonight's feed-bag? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2744 When I said 'farm-to-table' , this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2745 My husband being an ass does not necessarily mean that he drinks water like one. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2746 No ma’am, a straw is a side order. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2747 Fuck this farm to table bullshit. Let's go to McDonald's. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2748 I guess farm to trough was not a typo. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2749 Is this locally sourced swill? 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2750 When you said farm to table, I was expecting a different starting point 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2751 ...and the soup of the day is? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2752 Does the entree come with or without a feedbag? 1.1963 0.04683 107 87 13 4
2753 Just don't make a pig of yourself again! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2754 Well--as long as it's locally sourced . . . 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2755 this seems like a lot of soup for two people 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2756 I know you said you said you don't feed your livestock anything you wouldn't eat yourself - but not for me, thanks. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2757 Reginald, the ad did say FARM TO TABLE! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2758 Okay, I think we’ve now taken the farm-to-table concept too far. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2759 Darn, I left my bib home again. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2760 We better tell the babysitter we might be late. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2761 Martha Stewart said it was the most realistic farm to table experience. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2762 I thought the name of this restaurant was metaphorical 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2763 Are you sure the slop is glutten free? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2764 Afterwards we’ll have a little roll in the mud. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. 1.1963 0.04491 107 88 15 3
2765 I'm officially over theme restaurants. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2766 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1963 0.05218 107 93 7 7
2767 Our new service "Grow your own salad " 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2768 You should see what we feed the pigs. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2769 What I do for Keto 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2770 No, I definitely said 'truffle'. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2771 This here’s my interpretation of a tomater bisque. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2772 Gary, this is not what the doctor meant when he suggested that you limit your gravy intake to once a week. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2773 You said you wanted the Farm-to-Table Special. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2774 A taste of the old West? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2775 Hey, you should see what the pigs are eating today! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2776 When you said, ‘farm-to-table’, this isn’t what I imagined... 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2777 I said I was hungry enough to eat a horse, not like a horse. 1.1963 0.04683 107 89 13 4
2778 So my butt DOES look fat in this dress!" 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2779 That's not how I pronounce 'betrothed'. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2780 Our Amuse Museau, compliments of the chef. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2781 Please help yourself if I’m unable to finish. 1.1963 0.04683 107 88 12 4
2782 I don't think there's enough for the two of us. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2783 Oh, just wait until you see the dessert. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2784 The menu does say “Fresh from the Farm.” 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2785 Does dinner come with free refills? 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
2786 At a fancy place like this, you won't need to add salt. 1.1944 0.03826 108 92 13 3
2787 We go to the “Slop and Trough” and YOU left the pig at home? 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2788 I don’t think this blind dating, is for me! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2789 I should have read that Bourdain essay. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
2790 Next time maybe we order the _second_ cheapest wine? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2791 We’re not supposed to use our hands right? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2792 Yes I am committed to reducing my carbon footprint but I will still need a spoon. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2793 He says it's an old family recipe. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2794 I'd be more open to this if I didn't have to stick my face in there. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2795 Is the bottomless steak sauce really necessary when the filets are priced per ounce? 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2796 I’m sorry, but we ordered gnocchi with truffles for two, not a yucky trough of goo. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2797 I said trophy wife, not troughy wife. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2798 I thought you said sous-vide, not sooie! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2799 Chef MacDonald's famous Slop du Jour, but do leave room for Medley of Raw Grains served in a personal feedbag. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2800 It always tastes better the next day 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2801 How much gravy did you ask for? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2802 Everyone raved about this place so we have to pretend we like it. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2803 Back on the ranch, my grandma would make this gruel for the livestock, but we've found foodies here in NYC love it because it's an "authentic rural American experience". 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2804 Why am I getting flashbacks to the early days of SNL? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2805 Trump supporters call it food, we call it concrete. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2806 From farm to table 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2807 I get the whole farm-to-table thing, but I'm just not sure I can eat this slop. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2808 I’m sorry, I wanted to sample the “truffle oil” not a “trough full of oil”. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2809 Do you know how hard it is to find authentic locally sourced slop? Most of it, these days, comes from abroad. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2810 I don't want to be a nag, but this isn't what I was expecting. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2811 This farm to table dish allows you to experience what our pigs eat 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2812 Don't worry it's non-GMO 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2813 I can cook this at home 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2814 Why'd they give us chopsticks? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2815 Don't blame autocorrect, I want a "swell" dinner. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2816 I told him TRUFFLES not TROUGHFULS! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2817 Does...does it contain animal products? Because I’m a vegan. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2818 I think there's been a mistake. I ordered 'truffles', not 'trough fills'. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2819 For reasons unknown, farm-to-table fusion cuisine hasn’t met with the same success as its predecessors. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2820 This is the most organic we have. Enjoy! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2821 Perhaps we've carried the "they're starving in China" thing a bit too far 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2822 That’s what I like about this place - you can order your slop family-style.” 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2823 I ordered the green slop, not the brown. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2824 You get over smell. 1.1942 0.03103 103 85 18 0
2825 It’s the first time I’m glad I didn’t save room for dessert 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2826 Filling it up again isn't to going to make it taste any better. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2827 Didn't we order it with hay? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2828 I hate Trough Tuesdays. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2829 When we say farm to table, we mean it. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2830 Didn't you say you wanted to try a Farm to Table restaurant? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2831 I hear this place is in the vanguard of the barn-to-table movement. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2832 This is the smallest appetizer we can get? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2833 We have to learn Spanish. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2834 An Amuse Bouche... compliments of the chef! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2835 I think they've taken farm to table one step to far. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2836 Already? I'm still ruminating on the hors d'oeuvres! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2837 The slop buckets used to be twice as big here. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2838 Oh, Slop du jour! I thought it was a typo. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
2839 So far only three pigs threatened to sue 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2840 Yes Mam, I checked with chief and its glutton free. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2841 We specialize in family-style farm-to-table... 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2842 The soup of the day is “house de trough 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2843 It's part of the new farm-at-table movement. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2844 This is not the “farm to table” I had in mind. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2845 When you're done eating, the spa next door has a great roll-in-the-mud bath. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2846 Always wondered what 'farm to table' meant. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2847 Your mother suggested this for our anniversary didn’t she. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2848 Farm-to-Table is still an evolving concept. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2849 Low carbon meals have their own elegance. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2850 How'd you score the barn-side table? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2851 One farm-to-table tasting menu. Bon Appetit! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2852 You've heard of elf on a shelf, now enjoy our specialty: broth in a trough. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2853 This is what The Post called "an unforgettable farm to table experience" 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2854 You told me that you didn't like that PIG SLOP at Mario's so I thought we'd try it here. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2855 Should we use a soup spoon or straw? 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2856 Hope you like farm to table 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2857 Is this keto-friendly? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2858 He must have thought we said "horse" d'ouevres. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2859 I ordered it without cilantro this time. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2860 I always wondered what farm-to-table meant. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2861 You know what, never mind, turn the lights back off 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2862 It sure smells like it is fresh off the farm. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2863 The farm-to-table trend has gone to Hell in a slop bucket. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2864 I like farm to table better than ranch to table. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2865 You ordered us desert? Sooweet! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2866 Hmm new meaning to steppin up to the trough! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2867 We're certain this is how to appeal to Mid-Western Voters? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2868 We ordered chopped suey, not puréed 'sooey'. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2869 Did you say farm to table...or stable? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2870 Yes, it's slop. Let's not let it ruin the experience. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2871 If I knew they were going to serve this, we could've eaten at home. 1.1923 0.04229 104 88 13 3
2872 That’s what you meant by “country style”? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2873 Mmmm, Cowpacho. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2874 Yes ma’am, it’s our farm to table most eco-friendly sustainable entree, and we don’t even have run the dishwasher after you leave. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2875 Let’s not look at the menu” you say, “let’s just try the Prixe Fix menu at the Soo Wee Cafe” 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2876 I said “Michelin” Star, not Lone Star. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2877 Elbows off the table please, Sam. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2878 Yeah, but his taste in food is garbage. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2879 Farm to table was your idea. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2880 We no longer serve meat, we help you empathize with it 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2881 Next time, let's not search for "Farm to Table" on Yelp. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2882 Does it come with any sides? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2883 This is not the 'farm-to-table' dining I was expecting. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2884 Careful. The trough is still hot. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2885 Hey, this looks like the same slop that I make at home. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2886 I warned you not to order the "Pre-Cutlery "Dinner. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2887 Onions! I said to leave out the onions! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2888 Yew first! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2889 Oh--now I understand what was meant by a 'one-course dinner' 1.1905 0.04508 105 87 14 3
2890 Um, I ordered the kale... 1.1905 0.04081 105 85 18 1
2891 I'm not sure how much further farm-to-table can go 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2892 We'll take the rest to go. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2893 We pride ourselves on our authentical rural presentation for your dish. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2894 Well, as long as it's organic and locally grown... 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2895 I thought I asked for something swell. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2896 You guys are lucky, we’re doing away with our straws next week... 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2897 This is generating serious doubts about our place in the food chain. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2898 We'd like paper straws, please. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2899 I miss small plates. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2900 “My sister just raved about her farm-to-table experience. This is our first time.” 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2901 Will you marry me? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2902 I thought we were eating out to have something other than the usual slop. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2903 This is what you get in the divorce. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2904 I thought you said we were dining at a farm to table restaurant, not farm ON table! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2905 Now this dish is meant to be shared, so don’t hog. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2906 Eat this fucking slop, you capitalist pigs. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2907 I'm glad there's finally some American cuisine with decent size portions in the neighborhood 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2908 This farm-to-table thing is getting really out of hand 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2909 And now, for the inevitable final course of the American diet. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2910 Not quite what I had in mind when the reviews said unique farm to table restaurant. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2911 Honey, I think it's time to remove that Hillary '16 bumper sticker. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2912 It’s called farm to farm. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2913 Charles...this isn’t what I meant by ‘Farm-toTable’ ! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2914 It was you who insisted on being seated outside. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2915 Hansel, what does it say about our lives that we keep getting ourselves into the same situation over and over again? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2916 It's "all you can eat." 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2917 So that's why they didn't bring us any silverware. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2918 I'm beginning to think that perhaps "Farm to Table" has gone too far. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2919 It’s mostly other patrons and antibiotics. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2920 Well, now I see why the whole table is required to get the 'pre fixe' 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2921 This is our newest farm-to-table special. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2922 Hon, I was expecting the gold to be in the form of a ring. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2923 It's OK. It's all gluten free. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2924 It's called "slopping the hogs"! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2925 I guess this should not surprise me at a place called "The Watering Hole." 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2926 I know I asked for vegan, but can I just get the steak? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2927 Wait a minute, that fennel doesn't look organic. What do you think we are animals?!? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2928 Your freshly picked lettuce will be ready in just about 6 weeks. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2929 Really Todd? You just had to go and question their farm-raised process. 1.1863 0.04117 102 79 16 1
2930 Well, most of the reviews did say authentic farm-to-table cuisine. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2931 I miss Dobbin! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2932 You had to order the 'soup of the day'. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2933 It's Mueslix. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2934 the real question is how fresh is it 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2935 Well, our couples therapist did say we should have “date night” and try new things! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2936 I had no idea this is what they meant by farm-to-table. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2937 I see the chef is passionate about the 'farm-to-table' concept. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2938 Howdy! Welcome to Le Troff. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2939 They take the “au jus” too far. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2940 Honey, you misunderstood. I said you should order dinner from Grubhub, not Styhub. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2941 Good choice. This is #1 on our "all you can eat" menu. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2942 It's our vegan special and no energy required. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2943 And your all-you-can-drink Bloody Mary which is included with your brunch! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2944 Could we take another look at the wine list? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2945 The reviews said extremely tender meat but I never expected an emulsion of bovine. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2946 This really wasn't what I was thinking when I said I am hungry as a horse! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2947 Hands flat on the table... Wait...FOR..IT...!!! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2948 I am not amused or bouched 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2949 So this is the pig out special everybody's talking about. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2950 Well, at least it's authentic 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2951 Well, now I understand how this farm to table restaurant is so affordable. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2952 I think we're going to need a to go box. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2953 I never knew that Chuck Norris had a diarrhea bucket. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2954 They call it ‘The Love Moat’ out west. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2955 I'm trying out this organic slop cleanse I saw advertised on Goop. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2956 Now we know why this place received four cowbells instead of stars." 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2957 The same slop on cable news tonight. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2958 Pre-pre-bacon? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2959 Maybe we could try the 'Cowpoke' diet before we go full-on 'Cowboy." 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2960 Maybe farm-to-table is not for us. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2961 Apparently, the East Coast elites have to suck it up. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2962 Trust me, I know what it looks like, but please try our special supersized portion chilli infused cowboy strength rustic tomato soup 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2963 Do you have a to-go trough? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2964 I'm not a fan of trough-to-table. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2965 The presentation may leave something to be desired, but you certainly can't complain about the size of their portions. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2966 This isn't what we meant when we said to bring the food out altogether. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2967 so...should we assume the truffles are mixed in? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2968 Harry you didn't tell me this restaurant was strictly for politicians. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2969 They say he put the slop in sloppy joes. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2970 They did say it was farm to table. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2971 I'm so hungry I could eat like a horse. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2972 I told you we should have ordered the bottle of red. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2973 Maybe we should have just ordered the chocolate concrete mixer for two. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2974 For some reason, I was expecting a bigger trough. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2975 Obviously, your Texan is a little rusty. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2976 Are you sure it’s organic? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2977 The anniversary special. Are you guys into humiliation? 1.1845 0.03962 103 87 14 2
2978 Local, authentic, and sustainable have gone too far. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2979 So that’s your farmhouse blend?” 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2980 Yes, it certainly is straight from the horses mouth 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2981 We said soup of the day, not slop of the day. 1.1845 0.04523 103 86 13 3
2982 Does Golden Corral know about this? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2983 You only get one refill on the house. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2984 Um, we need set-ups. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2985 It's what we're known for here at Stables for Two. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2986 We may need a Piggy Bag. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2987 So I guess it really IS a farm to table restaurant. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2988 Oh my! We're going to need take home buckets for sure! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2989 I can't eat this, Herb. I don't use plastic straws. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2990 Whoever heard of Cowboy Stew without the eyeballs! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2991 Same old slop for supper again, tonight. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2992 We take our farm to table slow food seriously here. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2993 No spoons? 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2994 This is about as organic as it gets 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2995 I always feel like such a pig when we eat here. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
2996 Joe, this slop is artisanal, correct? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2997 I hate to be picky, but there’s a fly in my slop. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2998 I didn't realize it was troughfull season already. 1.1845 0.04308 103 85 15 2
2999 I thought we were celebrating a lucrative government contract! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3000 I know it's cowboy chic but I preferred when they used to just grind pepper. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3001 I hope I don't make a pig of myself. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
3002 I had assumed 'all-you-can-eat slop and salad' was a typo. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3003 I've heard you can taste hints of sagebrush and juniper. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3004 Don't make a pig of yourself. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3005 I hate vegan restaurants. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3006 I thought Western Fondue was something different. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3007 Don’t be fooled by the “C” in the window, ma’am.” 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3008 So how did you understand "locavore" when you read my profile? 1.1845 0.03584 103 88 13 2
3009 It did say ingredients were sourced from local farms 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3010 I don't care how trendy it is, or how many like's it has... it is a Damn Hog Trough Harold" 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3011 Is the slop local? 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3012 We've reached peak 'farm to table' 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3013 Think of it as chocolate fondue. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3014 No! No! We ordered a Sloppy Joe not Slop from Joe. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
3015 They weren't kidding about farm to table. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3016 it's artisanal slop. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3017 At least they're honest about how they present their swill. 1.1845 0.03840 103 86 16 1
3018 Sooey, O.K. Corral, Vintage 1881 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3019 They don't feed the animals anything we wouldn't eat. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3020 And now, the wild west fondue! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3021 They do advertise that they are farm to table. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3022 Okay, it's 'farm to table,' but is it organic? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3023 It will be like Life on the Farm; You said. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3024 This is what we get for not checking Yelp first. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3025 There's plenty more where this came from. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3026 That’s the last time you call my dinners “slop”. I will show you what “slop” is 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
3027 Fresh outta chocolate, folks, but enjoy your moose. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3028 Yes, a pig might taste better, but this is doing so much to combat climate change. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3029 A really swill place to eat 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3030 We should have read the details on the Pork Special. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3031 Next time let's look up the restaurant on Yelp instead of Oink 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3032 You wanted 'Farm to Table' 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3033 Are you sure he said “I pledge thee my trough”? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3034 I had a salad for lunch 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3035 Folks, now this here is how we do slow food starting with a fine silty loam. Have you decided on which seeds you'd like to plant? If you're in a hurry, then I suggest a quick crop of delicious microgreens! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3036 What's good for rural America is good for all America Act was enacted today. Bon Appetite. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3037 Next we'll plant the lettuce for your salad. 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
3038 They did say this was a deconstructed farm-to-table resturant. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3039 Feeding at the trough 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3040 The menu said, 'farm-fed' 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3041 Momma don't let your babies grow up to be sauceboys. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3042 I Never would have imagined when I put lip stick on this morning 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3043 When I said I wanted to pig out, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3044 Urban feed time. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3045 I am all for saving the environment, but trough dining seems a bit much. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
3046 Oh no, I forgot my lipstick. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3047 It never occurred to me that the restaurant's name, The Feeding Trough, was meant literally. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3048 Theme restaurant? Still the same old slop. 1.1845 0.04926 103 88 9 5
3049 This will look the same going out as it does coming in. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3050 They were right; it is big enough to share 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3051 I’m officially over the farm to table movement. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3052 Eat up my little piggies. More yum yums for your tum tums. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3053 Aren’t we taking this ‘farm to table’ thing a bit too seriously? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3054 I think we're going to need a large piggy bag. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3055 Without a doubt the freshest salad in town, could we 'take it to grow'? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3056 I sort of hoped "Stew in a Trough" meant it was served in a hollowed out loaf of bread 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3057 I should have ordered the pate. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3058 Just add salt. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3059 I see what they mean by 'affordable farm-to-table' 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3060 This ain't no paleo. It's rodeo. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3061 This is free range, organic slop. It’s sourced locally and gluten free. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3062 What's your favorite swine to pair with this? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3063 This place is apparently the best in "farm to trough" cooking 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3064 Sorry miss, no spoons. That's not how its traditionally eaten. 1.1845 0.04523 103 84 13 2
3065 Mind your manners, honey. I think they're trying to tell us something. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3066 Around these parts we don't provide spoons 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3067 What line of work were you in before you became a waiter? 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3068 It pairs nicely with some swill 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3069 So this is the Early Western buffet 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3070 Best farm to table in the city. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3071 Rest assured, it is all organic 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3072 Forget the spoon, I'll take a straw. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3073 It's slop, but it's expensive slop. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3074 I guess we know now what the advertisement meant when it said "authentic western cuisine." 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3075 This was the last time I let you order for the both of us. 1.1845 0.04308 103 85 15 2
3076 It takes its own time but it'll set 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3077 I love Bring Your Own Trough night! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3078 I thought you said cactus, not casket soup. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3079 I'm sorry, but I believe we asked for the 'grey, lumpy slop'. This looks over pureed." 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3080 I know it's not authentic, but do you think they'll mind if I ask for a spoon? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3081 Now, this is a nice place. Don’t go eating like a pig. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3082 and after dinner I'll show you where we're going to sleep 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3083 We do farm to table here. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3084 Authentic farm style food, the ad said 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3085 And what will they do out in the sty for their dinner? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3086 We should have just gone to Peter Luger. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3087 It might be slop, but it’s gourmet slop! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3088 It's a sloppy Joe without the Joe. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3089 Would it be appropriate to ask for spoons? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3090 That's way more rustic stew than our diet calls for. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3091 The white linen tablecloth threw me off, I wasn't expecting a slop house. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3092 We could’ve split this. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3093 Well, it is called Sloppy Joe. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3094 I knew all men were pigs. 1.1845 0.04926 103 88 9 5
3095 I hope it's all been artisanally sourced. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3096 The whole Farm-to-Table theme is getting a bit excessive. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3097 I thought I told you the menu was farm to table. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3098 I'm all for a smaller carbon footprint, but I do hope they haven't gone to paper straws yet. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3099 You’ll want a doggie bag, but for something else. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3100 I'm so done with the farm to table movement 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3101 Yes sir, it broke my heart when I sold the ranch but old habits never die. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3102 You wanted to try ranch to table. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3103 You don't get many vegans out here, I take it. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3104 This has truffle in it, right? 1.1845 0.04523 103 86 13 3
3105 These farm to table restaurants seem to be getting out of hand. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3106 Waiter, I think there's a fly in my gloop." 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3107 I misunderstood you, I thought you said fine dining not swine dining. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3108 Can we oink? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
3109 I can already see we'll be needing a doagie bag. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3110 My bad. I misread Troughs! for Truffles! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3111 What's the wine pairing? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3112 Sure it's trough to table. But is it farm fresh? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
3113 I told you it wasn't a misspelling for 'swell'! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3114 I thought it was a typo. ‘Four stars.’ Who ever heard of a restaurant with sties? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3115 Waiter! There’s a fly in our soup! 1.1837 0.04191 98 86 8 4
3116 The trough is of course fair trade, and the entirely organic farm-to-table slop is from the back forty. Enjoy. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3117 I think I might be better trough without you 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3118 What a generous first course! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3119 We didn't invent it. Pigs love it. Welcome to The Trough. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3120 Can you tell me something about how the slop was prepared? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
3121 This is really farm-to-table. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3122 It encourages composting. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3123 There's no gruel like an old gruel! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3124 And the hazmat suits? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3125 It's gluten-free, right? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3126 I thought the review said it was a 'swell' restaurant. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3127 PETA's 'Eat Like a Pig Week' is a unique idea. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3128 You ordered the sloppy joe’s, but Joe isn’t in today, so I’m just serving the slop. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3129 I believe we ordered the medium trough 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3130 It's so hard to find vegan swill in this town. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3131 We just ask that you order the soufflé thirty minutes in advance. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3132 And no silverware to corrupt the perfectly organic experience. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3133 It's herbal, organic, and stops climate change, it turns you orange like Trump. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3134 According to Oprah, ranch-to-trough is the new farm-to-table. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3135 And the chips? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3136 Or would you prefer a chaff bag? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3137 Now I’m not sure I like the sound of, “We’ll make you the finest pork.” 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3138 I'm sure the swill is swell... 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3139 And what wine would you recommend as pairing well with this? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3140 I wish we still could use straws. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3141 Sweetheart, there are limits to how much I can support recycling. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3142 It’s a new trend called the rodeo diet. You eat like the cowboys used to. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3143 I Hate Feed-Dating" 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 13 2
3144 Mane course. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3145 If you wanted some, you should have ordered your own. 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
3146 I'm sorry Marlene and Earl had to cancel. They'd have LOVED this. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3147 Are you sure you asked ask Alexa about Michelin stars and not Michelin tires? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3148 Don't worry its still flexitarian 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
3149 Shame that swill became popular just when we stopped using straws. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3150 Yes, but is it gluten free? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3151 I thought “troughfull” was just a misspelling. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3152 This is the ultimate farm-to-table experience. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3153 Very, um, artisanal. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3154 At the “vegan trough” we think utensils are environmentally bad! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3155 And you're certain this slop is plant based? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3156 I told you this place was organic legit. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3157 I think they've taken this whole farm-to-table thing a bit far. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3158 Good thing their To-Go boxes are big. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3159 Now that's a Tomato Surprise! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3160 Living "high on there hog" indeed ! 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3161 I know you love chocolate but this is ridiculous! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3162 I sure hope this farm to table is gluten free 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3163 As Quakers, he thought we'd enjoy the oats 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3164 I heard they have the best slop here. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3165 ‘“Here you go folks: our artisanal grain bowl for two.” 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3166 This new farm-to-table trend is all the rage. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3167 Poor Old Paint. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3168 And you said that you put the engagement ring inside the dessert? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3169 Would you bring extra napkins. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3170 Well, you said lets pig out tonight 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3171 Wow, you really meant it when you said it would be a true farm-to-table experience! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3172 Barn-to-table seemed like the logical next step. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3173 This slop here is organic, antibiotic free, non-GMO, and farm-on-table. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3174 I'm thinking "farm to table" might be too literal. 1.1827 0.04882 104 89 7 4
3175 Do we still get our names on the wall for eating all of it? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3176 Oh dear, there's a fly in our slop. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3177 Are you sure this is going to help us seal our troth? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3178 Oh, their slop of the day is always good. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3179 I guess this is the deconstructed pork special. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3180 I'm starting to have doubts about the farm-to-table movement. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3181 I didn't think they'd take the whole "trough for two" so literally. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3182 I’ll fetch you a couple of bibs while this first course is cooling. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3183 What... no more feedbags tonight Earle? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3184 Without the tarragon, this would be plain slop. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3185 And we don't need spoons because it thickens right up? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3186 It''s runnier than I expected. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3187 Next time, you'll ask for details before you order the Deconstructed Pork for two. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3188 But I thought we ordered just the cup? 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3189 We take surf and turf quite literally here. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3190 Locally sourced, farm to table, and Mack cuts out the middleman. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3191 I think this is taking Farm to Table too far honey! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3192 And remember, Scott, this is neither the time nor the place to make a pig of yourself. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3193 Actually, I asked for pie 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3194 I come here for the rustic atmosphere. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3195 When I said I was ready to pig out, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3196 Tonight its all you can eat! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3197 I thought we were doing fondue. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3198 This is the new contemporary art? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3199 I'll grant you "authenticity." But still,... 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3200 This place has really gone downhill since they lost their Michelin star last month. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3201 Gosh, that's so much, I should have just ordered the hay. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3202 I'm so excited to dive into this meal. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3203 This is my favorite place to pig out! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3204 I'm suddenly less charmed by the "Feast Like a Pig" special. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3205 Now I understand why the menu says ‘Dine in only’. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3206 That's sloppy, Joe! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3207 This isn't what I meant when I said from farm to table Harry 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3208 Wow! The 'farm to table' movement really cut out the middleman. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3209 I said I'd try Farm to Table not Farmer to Table. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3210 I've been told I eat like a pig. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3211 And what about the wheelbarrow of foie gras? 1.1827 0.04270 104 86 15 2
3212 We'll need some to-go containers. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3213 The ad did mention that this is a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3214 Don't complain. At least we have room to turn around. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3215 This is just like mum used to slop. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3216 I thought we won the trade war 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3217 Feed bags are extra. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
3218 Just some barren waste. I’ll bring the cool cool water 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3219 This 'farm to table' movement is getting out of control 1.1827 0.04159 104 89 12 3
3220 Did you order trough soup again?.... I wanted TRUFFLE SOUP! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3221 I thought utensil free restaurant ment this was like a taco place or something. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3222 Yelp mentioned this place was good for leftovers. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3223 Did you order the cowboy fondue? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3224 I know I said I love farm to table but... 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3225 I think this 'farm to table' trend has gone a bit too far. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
3226 I can’t believe you asked for seconds. 1.1827 0.04483 104 87 13 3
3227 Next time, let's take the table to the farm. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3228 I didn't think you meant pig out literally. 1.1827 0.03554 104 86 18 0
3229 They started the farm to table movement. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3230 This is not what I meant by lacking authenticity in our marriage. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3231 I guess I'll skip the wine list. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3232 I'm sorry, but I wanted that on the side. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3233 Hope you brought your appetite. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3234 So, we just dig right in? 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
3235 It tastes better than it looks 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3236 Has our flight landed? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3237 It would be silly to ask for the restroom, then, right? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3238 I'm getting a little sick of this whole "Farm-to-Table" thing. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3239 So this is what you politicians call fine dining. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3240 Well, the menu clearly stated substitutions politely declined. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3241 Michael, you are so extravagant! I love this trough and the organic feed looks amazing. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3242 I thought the waiter described this entree as "SWELL". 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3243 Lovely, but is it gluten free?l 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3244 Anyways, what is sous vide? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3245 I figured if it was good enough for my prize Holsteins, I'd bring it New York. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3246 Ovo-lacto vegan AND gluten-free! 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
3247 Do I tell him Lady and the Tramp is more romantic than Babe? 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3248 Don't worry. I'm pretty sure it's gluten free... 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3249 Sorry dear, our feedbags are at the cleaners. 1.1800 0.03590 100 86 12 2
3250 Here’s your slop Joe. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3251 We have plenty. It's fresh from the Impeachment Hearings. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3252 So this is the farm-on-table. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3253 You wanted farm to table, right?” 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3254 Welcome to trough to table dining. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3255 I love how this brings out the animal in me. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3256 Go ahead and cry wee, wee, wee--you HAD to have the farm to table special. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3257 I think the Farm To Table movement has gone too far. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3258 Anyway, here's your cat back. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3259 I like it, cut out the middleman! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3260 This is taking farm to table too far. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3261 Taking the whole farm-to-table thing a bit literally, aren't we? 1.1789 0.04484 95 79 13 2
3262 I said I didn't want to eat like a pig. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3263 I get that it’s organic, but is it gluten-free? 1.1789 0.03954 95 77 17 0
3264 It's the soy special 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3265 We need to shower. Our blind swineherd operates by smell. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3266 Quality is overrated anyway. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3267 I liked it better when they had straws 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3268 It’s funny how things never look like what you expect. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3269 Howdy partners! Pull on up to the feeding trough for a generous portion of ... same old political slop 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3270 I’ll be back with dessert. 1.1789 0.04358 95 82 10 3
3271 I'm kind of over 'farm to table'. 1.1789 0.04227 95 78 15 1
3272 Really Andrew, I had no idea when you mentioned Avant Gard Appalachian Cuisine! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3273 You said you wanted to know what your dinner eats, so here it is. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3274 The farm-to-table movement is getting out of control. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3275 I always eat like a pig at this place.' 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3276 Is it me or is the farm-to-table movement running out of ideas? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3277 It's all organic and gluten-free. Enjoy! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3278 I didn’t know your mother was joining us. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3279 This new diet is really gruelling. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3280 This wasn't what I visualized when you said "farm-to-table." 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3281 They’re really serious about farm-to-table. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3282 Ok,we can share but no double dipping. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3283 I 'm guessing we won't be getting any silverware. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3284 I thought you said truffles. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3285 I don’t normally get this intimate on a first date. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3286 Old Boomers had a farm-to-table-meal EW-I-EW-I-O And on their table they had a trough EW-I-EW-I-O With a slop slop here And a slop slop there Here a slop, there a slop Everywhere a slop slop Old Boomers had a farm-to-table-meal EW-I-EW-I-O 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3287 It’s the latest from Goop - artisanal mud. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3288 I wonder what we would be served if a Democrat had beat Trump in 2020??? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3289 Our wedding trough 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3290 I'm done with Western Wednesdays. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3291 We're really going to pig out tonight. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3292 I support the farm to table movement, but this is a bit extreme. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3293 It’s the hottest new farm-to-table restaurant in Brooklyn. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3294 Cowboy up. Chef Ramsay left weeks ago. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3295 I didn't know that my mom was the chef here. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3296 I knew we should’ve skipped the appetizers” 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3297 This is Flanc de Porc? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3298 I just love these table-to-farm restaurants. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3299 This is what you get for horseing around. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3300 The farm-to-table craze is really catching on. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3301 Well, they did advertise authentic , old western cuisine,” 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3302 Honey, it’s called “farm-to-table” 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3303 You said you were hungry as a horse. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3304 The reviews said their farm-to-table service is really authentic. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3305 Happy Anniversary, Honey. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3306 I hear this pairs great with a Bordeaux. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3307 They're the only restaurant that still has gluten. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3308 Organic, Smorganic, I am not eating this. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3309 Farm-to-table is so 2019. It’s all trough-to-table now. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3310 The "all you can trough" buffet looks yummy honey! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3311 Waiter, we said truffles, not a trough full! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3312 i thought she said "It's chop night." 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3313 I don't care if it's genuine farm to table, he should still take his hat off. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3314 The gold leaf on the chocolates is a great touch, but I didn't realize that we would have to pan for it first. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3315 It's locally sourced slop. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3316 It's their specialty. Just don't ask what it is. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3317 honey.. just like our first date! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3318 For the price, I expect this slop to be organic and gluten-free. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3319 I didn’t want to eat like a pig tonight 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3320 Wow. From farm to table IS different. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3321 This isn't what I thought when they said "farm to table" 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3322 Well honey, you said we should try being vegan.a 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3323 Wow, you must be the best in your field. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3324 All the people I know rave about farm to table dining. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3325 I'm having second thoughts about picking a farm-to-table restaurant... 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3326 They say that terroir is everything. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3327 Well, at least it's farm to table. 1.1789 0.03954 95 81 13 1
3328 And a bushel of oyster crackers please. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3329 That'll teach me not to send it back. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3330 Is this free of antibiotics? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3331 Pardon me, but I asked for ranch dressing... 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3332 This is the soup of the day? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3333 I thought you said they had the best truffle in town. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3334 You did say you were a little hoarse. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3335 A lot of people say that we started this whole farm-to-table trend. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3336 Did I mention this was an immersive experience? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3337 All the reviews reported good portion size, but neglected to mention presentation. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3338 This is not what I had in mind for the all you can eat special. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3339 My goodness... what to say.....such generous portions. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3340 Excuse me, but the menu said this was going to be served in a feed bag. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3341 It's organic and farm-to-stable. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3342 Are you sure this is gluten free? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3343 And the utensils? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3344 Too bad that straws are banned in these parts 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3345 Organic barn yard soup is different than I imagined. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3346 Thanks Dear. I'm in hog heaven....is it Gluten free? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3347 This farm to table thing is getting out of hand. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3348 Excuse me, we seem to be missing our silverware. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3349 Microbiomes, here we come! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3350 This is as organic as we can get. 1.1771 0.04441 96 80 13 2
3351 Le Boviers' Restaurante' Honey, I thought you spoke French? Excuse me sir, what is Ragout Creux? Oui, Madame, the "Stew in a trough" 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3352 You DID say you were as hungry as a hog. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3353 And you thought I was kidding when I said this place serves some good slop. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3354 Evidently they're not familiar with the value-added business model. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3355 This was the owners solution to the ban on plastic straws. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3356 My, how the tables have turned. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3357 I told you not to order Farm to Table! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3358 It's the latest in farm-to-table - "nouvelle slop a'la trough". 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3359 I guess we now know what "Fresh! from farm to your table" means. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3360 I know the sign said "farm to table", but...... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3361 I wish you didn't always insist on farm-to-table 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3362 The Times calls it "the most legit farm-to-table eatery yet." 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3363 This is not what I had in mind when I suggested we dine Farm To Table! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3364 I don’t love the plating here. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3365 This is a little more farm to table than I had in mind. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3366 I thought we ordered Rye with oats... 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3367 I don't think that's what we ordered. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3368 Apologies. I should have specified ranch dressing. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3369 CAN WE HAVE TWO STRAWS, PLEASE? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3370 It’s my fault. I asked to see the vegan menu." 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3371 Today’s Feed is infused with 98% Cornmeal, 1% Pork Butt, and 1% Forgiveness for Liberal Guilt. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3372 At least it's farm-to-table. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3373 I specifically said farm to table not ranch to table 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3374 Authentic Western grub, sweetie pie! 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3375 Shit. Farm-to-table again! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3376 I know farm-to-table is all the rage but this is awfully literal. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3377 I thought “Make Your Own,” referred to the food, not to the plates it’s served on! 1.1771 0.03626 96 83 11 2
3378 The reviewer described it as ‘authentic Farm to Table’ fare. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3379 Just be open. The pigs consider it gourmet. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3380 When in Arkansas! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3381 And me with no hairnet!" 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3382 Remember when we measured out our lives with coffee spoons? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3383 Trump says we should ignore the smell and just eat it. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3384 Are you implying that I'm a gold digger? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3385 It's certainly farm-to-table. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3386 Which way to the outhouse? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3387 They should have specified that it was pig farm to table 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3388 Do you mind if I use a straw? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3389 It's both gluten and utensil-free. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3390 I didn't realize the 'farm-to-table' sign was so literal. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3391 I'm thinking this farm-to-table thing has gone too far. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3392 It’s the newest craze: farmhand-to-table. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3393 Yes, it’s all farm-to-table 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3394 Wow. They really take farm-to-table seriously In this joint. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3395 This is not what I thought they meant by "farm to table" ... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3396 Tonight, we're having a subtle yet piquant bucket of slop. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3397 The farm has officially been brought to the table. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3398 I think I misread the menu! Was the Chef's Special "make my meal great again" or "grout again"? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3399 Let's check the Yelp reviews next time. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3400 Do we have to say grace? 1.1771 0.04187 96 79 15 1
3401 They weren't kidding when they said this restaurant was farm-to-table. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3402 It's Farm to Table,it must be fresh 1.1771 0.04187 96 79 15 1
3403 It doesn't look appetizing, but at least we get to see how they do things in the heartland. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3404 Kambupaleosproutednonglutes. It's a mouthful. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3405 It’s farm-to-table taken to its logical, puréed Paleo diet conclusion. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3406 And here I thought "porcine" plates was a misspelling of porcelain. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3407 Feeding Time! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3408 It’s the latest thing in “Farm to Table.” 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3409 May I suggest that the farm-to-table theme needs an upgrade 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3410 are you sure this is vegan? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3411 I hope that pig likes lobster. 1.1771 0.04682 96 81 11 3
3412 The review said it's truly Farm to Table 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3413 Slop or salad? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3414 'Grandma wanted it to be dignified without being miserable' 1.1771 0.04563 96 83 7 4
3415 Well, we can always ask for a dogie bag. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3416 What did you expect? It's farm to table. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3417 I like gravy, but that’s too much! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3418 This salsa is not made in New York City! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3419 Are you sure the review said a "thorough" delight? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3420 ...when! Thank you. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3421 This is from your “Trough -to—Table” menu? 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3422 It looks a little lumpy... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3423 OK, this farm-to-table thing has just gone too far! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3424 I didn't order the soup." 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3425 'When you suggested 'farm to table,' I had a little something different in mind. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3426 The portions are enormous, but the variety and presentation are lacking. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3427 Does Emily Post have an opinion on how to eat this? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3428 Trust me, the slop here is second to none. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3429 We'll definitely need a doggie bag. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3430 'I'm not sure farm-to-table is a good idea after all.' 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3431 Maybe they've taken this farm-to-table thing too far. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3432 Don't blame me. You're the one who ordered extra sauce! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3433 I said 'Sous Vide' not 'Sooey.' 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3434 Oh, I asked for no mushrooms. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3435 I should have researched the farm-to-table experience 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3436 But she told me the food here was swell! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3437 When I asked to go out for a 'farm-to-table' dinner this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3438 Our head chef is out. The sous chef is a real pig. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3439 Is that what they meant by farm-to-table? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3440 When they say 'farm to table,' they're not fooling around. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3441 The review said they’re best known for their farm-to-table menu. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3442 This must be the "troughest" table in town. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3443 It's better than that chicken place. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3444 Anyway, I think it’s time we started talking about a trial separa- ooh, the slop’s here! 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
3445 Should have ordered the salad! 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3446 And I'm told it's locally sourced! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3447 we ordered the small size slop 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3448 Mmmm, do I detect the aroma of Marsala and truffles? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3449 I just don't think 'craft slop' is gonna be a thing. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3450 I don't think Mold-Your-Own-Concrete-Planters is ever going to supplant Build-a-Bear. 1.1771 0.04441 96 80 13 2
3451 So I have to ask, did you have your first course before I arrived? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 12 2
3452 I told you keto would be tough. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3453 Well, the reviews did say farm-to-table. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3454 I like the farm to table concept-- but can we get separate troughs? 1.1771 0.03917 96 78 16 0
3455 We take family style to a whole new level. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3456 I’m afraid to ask how you plate the lamb chops.” 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3457 They weren't kidding when they called this place farm to table. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3458 I hope you’re just horsing around. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3459 I can't believe portions you get here. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3460 Here's the slop du jour. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3461 Just give it a try. It’s the latest in the Farm to Table trend! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3462 I do so hope this is better than that dreadful slop next door! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3463 When you said you could eat like a horse I didn't realize you were being literal. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3464 Who you said recommended this “Jimmy Hoffa lobster”...? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3465 I may eat like a horse, but I most certainly won't drink like one. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3466 I totally see why they call this place Pig-Out now. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3467 This "From Farm to Table" restaurant lingo leaves out a few unsavory details. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3468 This isn't what I thought you meant by farm to table. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3469 We here at the “No Frills” dude ranch would like our guests to have the ultimate dining experience 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3470 I told you not to tell him we're hog farmers! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3471 I said we would try, not trough 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3472 At least we know it's farm-to-table. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3473 I’m not sure creamed kale will be any better than the leafy kind. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3474 Well you said,"Let's pig out". 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3475 I know the Freeman's said the chef was a pig, but I thought it was because they just didn't like the food. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3476 Is this the Syrah or the Grenache? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3477 Try it, you'll like it. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3478 Darryl when they asked if this was our first rodeo, what, exactly, did you say? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3479 Does this come with a side of ranch? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3480 And will you be back if I need more ketchup? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3481 I see the chef has streamlined his tasting menu. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3482 Sorry folks; not my idea, the cartoonist's idea. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3483 Is that the slop bearnaise? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3484 How does pre-digested fit in with the "Natural Food Movement"? Oh, the 'movement'... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3485 What kind of crap is that? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3486 I guess 'Slop Trough' isn't just a quirky restaurant name. 1.1771 0.04441 96 80 13 2
3487 This is family style dining? 1.1771 0.03917 96 78 17 0
3488 I come here to pig out. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3489 People recommend this place for the atmosphere. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3490 I hope you like glutton free. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3491 By the looks of it, our meal is also part of the drinks 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3492 Think they're taken the farm-to-fork thing way too far. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3493 Wow, fast food with a table cloth even. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3494 Oh, you really mean 'from farm to table.' 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3495 I always thought farm-to-table was more of a metaphor 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3496 It was suddenly clear the meal wasn’t going to be served with a pilaf. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3497 Slop Trough Soup!" 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3498 It’s brown, it’s hot, and there’s plenty of it.... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3499 Well, you did ask for extra BBQ sauce. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3500 I hear they have the best mine to table food in the city. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3501 I told you not to order the house wine. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3502 I love that table side service is making a comeback. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3503 Well, for conversation this is way better than feedbags. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3504 Since when did “Farm-to-Table” mean waiting for our kale to grow itself? 1.1771 0.04187 96 82 12 2
3505 This explains the pigs eating beef stroganoff at the front 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3506 I've never had a family style dinner before. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3507 We call it farm to table to bathroom to farm. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3508 I do love a "Farm to Table then Back to the Farm" Restaurant 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3509 Not the actual "farm to table" I expected George. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3510 I know you wanted to try a new place tonight, but this may be a little too "farm to table." 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3511 Is this slop sustainably sourced? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3512 Let's try not to let the word 'slop' ruin our dinner. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3513 After stable to table failed, trough to table was the next best option. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
3514 This is the most authentic dude ranch in these parts 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3515 May I have a spoon please? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3516 Out goal is to ultimately become bacon. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3517 Authentic sty-to-table cuisine! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3518 This is going to be a long dinner. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3519 A penny for your trough? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3520 You can stop pouring the cement now, Hank. The table has stopped wobbling. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3521 This doesn't look like the slop that was on the menu 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3522 I did ask for the sauce on the side. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3523 George suddenly regretted ordering the blended heifer. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3524 Luckily, the truffles tend to float to the top. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3525 Well OK, if it's in the national interest. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3526 Frankly, Arthur, I don't give a damn if he said, 'Good choice,' when you ordered this. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3527 Well ya, it may be just slop, but it is gluten free, vegan, and free trade compliant! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3528 His name is Trail and this is his mix 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3529 smells like a good year. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
3530 At these prices, no silverware? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3531 Hank, when I put 'I only eat at farm-to-table restaurants' on my dating profile, this isn't exactly what I meant." 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3532 Is that the gluten free? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3533 Waiter, I was kidding when I said I could "eat like a pig"! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3534 Sorry, the new head chef's a pig. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3535 I know you’re trying, but this isn’t exactly what I meant by farm to table. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3536 I almost said "We're eating high on the hog this evening!" 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
3537 This whole farm to table thing is starting to go a little too far. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3538 I'm not as big a fan of farm-to-table as I thought 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3539 Is this slop organic? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3540 This here is our premium farm to table supper 1.1753 0.04275 97 84 10 3
3541 Can I have a straw with this? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3542 This plant based diet is getting out of hand. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3543 Well the sign did say farm-to-table cuisine. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3544 That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to try ‘farm-to-table’. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
3545 I told you I was hungry 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3546 Trough to table sounded a lot better in my head. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3547 Y’all are goin to love our new farm to table appetizer. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3548 THIS is what you call, "Tying on the old feed bag?" 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3549 He told me this place took 'farm to table' to the next level. I just wasn't expecting this. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3550 This is not what I expected when they said it was farm to table dining. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3551 Feeding at the trough—we want you yuppies to feel at home. 1.1753 0.04275 97 84 10 3
3552 Welcome to our upscale farm to table restaurant your waiter will be with you in six months 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
3553 Keep it coming... I don’t use straws anymore! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3554 Truthfully, I bet this is what I've been eating my whole life. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3555 So apparently 'Big Trough o' Slop' is NOT just a humorous conceit, like 'Chicken Fingers.'' 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3556 Wow. I guess we really will know how the sausage is made. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
3557 It reminds me of your mother's cooking. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3558 Which fork is the most appropriate? 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
3559 May I have a side of bacon? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3560 Consider it "Reality Show Eating - Hog Style." 1.1753 0.04148 97 80 15 1
3561 Can't wait to see what dessert will be. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3562 It's the farm-to-trough menu. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3563 I know we said we'd eat like pigs tonight but I'm starting to have second thoughts. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3564 You guys are really all in on this farm to table thing. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3565 This farm-to-table fad is getting out of hand. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3566 Shouldn't we be offered a taste before he pours? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3567 It looks like swill." "What else did you expect in Washington? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3568 Upscale colonoscopy prep? Really? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3569 You said "farm to table" was just hype... 1.1739 0.03318 92 79 12 1
3570 What! No slop bibs? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3571 Is that slop “single origin?” 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3572 Hey, look on the bright they loaned you a tie. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3573 When you said this would be a date to remember, I thought you had something else in mind. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3574 You’re the one who suggested we try farm to table... 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3575 All this bacause you ran out of soup spoons? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3576 It’s better than trying to drink from a fire hose. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3577 I love the unlimited portions but I still think we should have utensils 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3578 I swear it was farm-to-table, not farm-at-table. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3579 This must be the finale of 'Farm Tours for City Slickers.' Bravo Farmer Billy Bob! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3580 They’ve taken farm-to-table a bit too far. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3581 Should we ask for side plates? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3582 When I told John I wanted a dirty weekend, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3583 I thought he said Croft to table? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3584 Technically it is Farm to table. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3585 Yes, Mam. We heat to an internal temperature of 102.5°F and cook for 24 minutes to preserve the juices, unique flavors and wonderful signature aroma of our vegan special 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3586 I never expected this version of farm to table! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3587 So, this is 'slops'. Are you sure it's vegan. I doesn't look vegan. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3588 What did I tell you?—Sure, it’s just swill, but the portions are amazing! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3589 Farm to table I get. But this? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3590 You don't see Millennials do Mead by the trough. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3591 Surely burial doesn't require a blender? 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3592 I most certainly am not a gold digger. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3593 "All I said was I could eat a horse. They must think we're as hungry as a couple of hogs 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3594 I forgot my ponytail, any chance I could borrow one? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3595 I felt uneasy about the farm to table thing right from the start. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3596 They said authentic chuck wagon food. They didn't say what they were chucking. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3597 I thought this was a farm to table restaurant. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3598 At least it's gluten-free. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3599 This is our special for the evening. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3600 Has the farm-to-table movement gone to far? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3601 Now, THAT's a gravy boat. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 13 1
3602 They say this slop is the best in the city. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3603 perfect, can we have two straws please? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3604 This is the last time we're ordering extra ranch 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3605 The service here is atroughcious! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3606 I'm a fan of farm to table, but I miss the middleman. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3607 Is it your are what you eat or you eat what your are. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3608 It's a spoon I miss the most. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3609 And our speciality of house - trough-full soup. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3610 I thought it was Prix Fixe , not Pig Fixe ? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3611 Is this the latest in Farm to Table Cuisine? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3612 He says, it always comes when you order 'The Cowboy Steak' 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3613 Gee, whadya think, Henry, a spoon or a fork? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3614 I told you that Restaurant Week would mean a different menu. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3615 forget the napkin, bring me a feedbacg 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3616 It's the farm experience. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3617 This new “farm-is-table” sustainable restaurant fad may just be one step too far for me. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3618 You said you only eat farm-to-table 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3619 But is it vegan? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3620 This farm to table initiative might have gone too far. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3621 They were not joking about the whole farm-to-table atmosphere. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3622 I agree, this "Trough for Two" does seem a bit large. Should we call the kids? 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3623 Well, the cuisine around these parts has seen peaks and troughs..mostly troughs 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3624 This wasn’t what I was expecting when I read “authentic American cuisine.” 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3625 Why not? You are what what you eat eats. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3626 This isn't what I had in mind when you said we were going farm to table 1.1720 0.03288 93 80 12 1
3627 A table for Woooooooo, Sooie! 1.1720 0.05213 93 81 6 5
3628 Not how I imagined "Re-imagined, farm to table". 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3629 This is the only vegan slop in town 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3630 I think these farm-to-table places might be getting out of hand. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3631 What an interesting take on farm-to-table dining! 1.1720 0.04221 93 77 14 1
3632 We prefer our soup served in bowls. James Mahon Northport, NY 11768 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3633 Did your friend say they were known to have a great WINE experience or a great SWINE experience? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 15 0
3634 Well in all fairness the yelp review you read was followed by four horse foot emoji's. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3635 If I eat that much, I'll feel like a pig. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3636 9.99 - All You Can Eat! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3637 It's the very same food Texas Tom's hogs eat. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3638 My ex-husband was a true Farm-to-Table afficianado. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3639 Welcome to Sally’s Slop House. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3640 I suppose we should have asked what "Sty-le" style meant. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3641 The Johnsons prepare to eat like pigs. Seth Kahan, Bethesda, MD 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3642 Excuse me...Is this gluten free? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3643 I thought they do something to it on the way from farm to table. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3644 I told you that wasn’t the way to pronounce it... 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3645 My mom said, 'Try the Wavy Gravy at The Hog Farm. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3646 Farming Magazine called it the next big food trend of 2020. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3647 We should have known when the menu spelled it “troughles”. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3648 We asked for soup but not for spoons 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3649 Excellent presentation, mon capitan! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3650 I understand that the ingredients are locally-sourced, but what are they? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3651 They've gone too far with this farm-to-table thing. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3652 Authentic trough-to-table dining doesn't smell any better than it sounds. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3653 Now, you definitely said that this is vegetarian? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3654 So hungry you could eat like a horse? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3655 Are you sure this is the vegetarian pig slop? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3656 Isn't the soup usually served AFTER the appetizers?" 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3657 Halfsies? 1.1720 0.04490 93 78 12 2
3658 Honey, any leftovers we’ll put in the hot tub. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3659 We should have just gotten Italian again. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3660 This may take awhile but the wait will be worth it. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3661 Frankly, we're more "Tex" than "Mex." 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3662 I know the menu said "slop du jour", but I just figured that was a typo. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3663 I don't think I'm going to like this "farm-to-table" style of cooking. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3664 I think we are going to need some napkins. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3665 Butch is the sous-chef at Slop and Swill. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
3666 I think we’ve checked the fast casual box. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3667 I like the Farm to Table Concept, But, for God's Sake, We Are Not Pigs! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3668 Is it fresh ? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3669 I think the ‘farm to table’ thing is getting out of hand. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3670 It was the only vegan item on the menu... 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3671 Honey I think you ordered too much gravy. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3672 Here at the Dust Bowl Diner we aim for authenticity.” 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3673 Can you recommend a nice red to go with this slop? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3674 I guess the 'Farm-to-Table' movement seems to have moved on to just 'Farm'... 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3675 You're going to love it, this is my favorite farm-to-face restaurant in the neighborhood. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3676 Yes it is Kosher, who’d of thunk it! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3677 Here's mud in your eye. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3678 This is not what I thought when you said this place 'served pork.' 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3679 We ordered our soup in individual troughs. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3680 The farmhouse soup is pretty rustic isn't it 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3681 The review said it was farm-to-table. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3682 This may be taking farm-to-table just a bit too far. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3683 Yelp called it overly literal farm to table. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3684 Yuck, you and your "We'll have what the locals eat". 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3685 I feel like this whole IsInR5cCI6IkpXVCIsInZlciI6MX0.eyJ1cmxzIjpbXSwiY250IjowLCJtYXgiOjQsImV4cCI6MjAyMDAxfQ.BgRo7MoLTvr69fz0lYw0Yt4Q_Shx0otlA2VcMR9X- 1.1720 0.04618 93 82 7 4
3686 I hope he remembered I can only eat vegan. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3687 Now, this is what I call pigging out! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3688 feeding the 1% 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3689 Would you care for shaved truffles with that? 1.1707 0.04527 82 68 12 1
3690 Slurp 'n turf! Yeehaw! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3691 They have really made stride in sustainability 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3692 Madame et monsieur, our specialty, noted for its terroir. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3693 Nothing says fresh and delicious like farmer to table. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3694 This barnyard to table philosophy completely eliminates the necessity of a pork medium. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3695 They have really taken this whole ‘farm to table’ thing a bit too far. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3696 When the ad said "a new trend in family style dining", thi si s not what I imagined. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3697 Farm to table has started to go too far. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3698 Soup's on! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3699 I respect your embrace of the farm-to-table philosophy, but it occurs to me that we may be overdoing ourselves here. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3700 My first farm-to-table fondue. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3701 This is our limited time value meal for $4.99. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3702 The best part is, this place stopped serving plastic straws mont 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3703 Farm to plate was your idea. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3704 After this we get hay-burgers?" 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3705 Welcome to the eat-like-a-pig contest 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3706 Well, they do say they're farm-to-table. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3707 Falling off the wagon with a "Bonanza Bucket of Beer." 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3708 This isn’t exactly what I was thinking when the review said ‘Farm-to-table’ dining 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3709 I love ranch dressing! Where are the greens? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3710 I told you to wear short sleeves 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3711 I think this farm to table trend has gone too far. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3712 They must have seen you eat before. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3713 You can tell this is truly authentic cowboy cuisine. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3714 Our Special tonight: Trough du Jour 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3715 I'm going farm-to-table for the environment. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3716 We ordered the truffle soup, not the trough of soup. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3717 This week’s special is a troughle oil reduction. Bon Appetit! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3718 Excuse me sir, I ordered my slop medium-rare. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3719 Tonight's special comes direct from a local ranch. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3720 You ordered the slop du jour? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3721 The review said this place was Farm to Table. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3722 I think you'll like it. The pigs outside certainly did. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3723 It's gruel, to be kind, in the right measure. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3724 When they said "farm to table" this wasn't quite what I imagined. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3725 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3726 I tried to tell you. Their soup is like pig swill. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3727 Save the bucket. We'll need it for leftovers. 1.1702 0.03897 94 76 16 0
3728 I'm a sucker for this new "Primal Dining" trend...good enough for the hogs, good enough for us! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3729 It’s a Texan interpretation of an amuse-bouche. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3730 This is taking farm to table a bit too literally! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3731 Let's try the new farm to table restaurant he said. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3732 Ya'll let me know if you need a spoon 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3733 Our chef did his apprenticeship with Old MacDonald. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3734 Do you suppose this will cement our relationship? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3735 I sense the farm-to-table fad is about to be over. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3736 I should have ordered the half portion. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3737 Do I use a spoon or a straw? 1.1702 0.04180 94 78 14 1
3738 I am just not sure that the "Ranch to Table" experience will catch on. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3739 Don't look at me like that, you're the one that wanted to eat something "farm to table." 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3740 Are you sure you lost your school ring down their bathroom sink? 1.1702 0.04696 94 78 10 3
3741 Well I guess I did say that I wanted to pig out on Tex-Mex. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3742 When you said 'farm to table,' this isn't what I thought. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3743 Yeah, but it's a really good gazpacho. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3744 Is this sustainable? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3745 It's a new country style restaurant. He hasn't gotten beyond feeding the livestock. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3746 For a Michelin star restaurant, can't beat their farm-to-table happy hour 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3747 Are you certain this slop is organic? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3748 Farm-to-table sans flatware. How intéressant. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3749 Slop up. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3750 I can never remember--is it pronounced "troff" or "trow"? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3751 That's not what I had in mind when I ordered a "Texas Tea". 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3752 I liked Vegan-uary but I'm less into Febru-prarie 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3753 This the new farmer to table experience Linda and the girls were raving about... 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3754 I think Cracker Barrel is taking this whole faux country thing just a bit too far. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3755 My nose likes the color, it matches your hair. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3756 My friend Miriam was right. They've taken "farm to table" cuisine to a whole new level. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3757 I pictured something different when I read "Farm fresh dining." 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
3758 Hopefully you brought your own reusable straw. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3759 I thought "Cookie's Pudding" would be smaller. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3760 We ran out of garnishes. Could I interest you in some ranch instead? 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3761 This place truly is "farm to table". 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3762 This is taking the farm to table concept too far. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3763 They used to call it Slop in a Bowl; sales went up when they started serving Bisque in a Trough, but I miss eating with a spoon. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3764 This raises ‘rustic dining’ to a whole new level. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3765 The green new deal has really changed the chophouse experience. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3766 Everyone told me that this was the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3767 Why eat the cow, when you can eat what the cows eat! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3768 Manger dipping sauce? I thought it said manager! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3769 Sorry folks, the batter is way runnier I had imagined. Since our decision to go flourless, I'm still experimenting with new recipes. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3770 No spoons? No straws? Does he think we're cows? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3771 the am-ooze bouche! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3772 I said truffles, not trough! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3773 Look, you don't get a lot of vegan options when it comes to steakhouses... 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3774 When you said it was a farm-to-table restaurant, this wasn't what I thought you meant. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3775 Looks like we should have skipped the ‘Slop du Jour’.” 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3776 Hello kind sir and ma'am. I am former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and this is the gumbo you ordered. Now, I need your help. A witch tricked me and placed me into the body of a middle-aged Texan waiter. Find a priest so he can reverse this hex. 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
3777 I told you not to order a Sloppy Joe! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3778 Do you have slop sticks? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3779 For our fist farm-to-table course, we ask that you wait 12 weeks for your salad greens to grow. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3780 The Dusseldorfs were surprised by the brasserie's level of "farm-to-table" commitment. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3781 Eat up, you communist pigs 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3782 They try to make the farm-to-table experience as authentic as possible. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3783 They say it's totally authentic Western slops. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3784 But we ordered the Woodland Mushroom Trough. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3785 Is the slop organic and locally sourced? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3786 I'm not sure I'm on board with the "sty-to-table" movement. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3787 Is it too late to cancel the mud pie? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3788 It's definitely farm-to-table. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3789 This is the gluten-free slop, isn't it? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
3790 Welcome to the All You Can Eat Cafe! 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
3791 I would prefer a course that is less course. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3792 We ordered the dark chocolate. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3793 You're sure it's gluten free? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3794 Sorry for calling you a pig. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3795 Was cremation really the only way to fit her in a coffin? 1.1684 0.05109 95 84 6 5
3796 I guess they overheard us say we were going to eat like pigs. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3797 You eat like a pig." "No, you eat like a horse. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3798 So this is what they meant by "cutting out the middle-man" 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3799 Can we keep any gold nuggets we find? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3800 It's not what we thought tonight's pork special would be. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3801 Do you think this qualifies as natural selection? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3802 Elon cannot be serious about this... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3803 Wow, they’re really committed to the farm-to-table concept. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3804 I feel like there's something big between us. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3805 Are you trying to tell me something, Bob? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3806 You can get the liberals to literally eat horse shit if you make them feel as though they will offend you if they say no. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3807 You ordered the Golden Corral Puree again? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3808 They’re apparently the best in farm-to-table. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3809 No thanks, I'll pass on seconds 1.1667 0.02849 90 77 13 0
3810 I can see why the pigs flew away. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3811 I’ll lick that up in a pig’s eye” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3812 This is the latest dietary step in avoiding animal intervention. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3813 This is not my idea of farm to table! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3814 Did you know that in French, the word for tray is trough? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3815 I said farm-to-table, not farm on table." 1.1667 0.04539 90 76 11 2
3816 This our finest swill. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3817 They're not listed in Michelin, but you can eat you want and manners are optional. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3818 Might the farm-to-table bit have gone too far? 1.1667 0.04539 90 75 11 2
3819 This gives farm-to-table a whole new meaning. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3820 Hmmm. Looks delicious. Let’s pig out! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3821 Not my idea of "Farm to Table ! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3822 What did you think farm to table meant? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3823 This is taking the "farm to table" thing a little too far. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3824 Well if this isn't a horse's supper. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3825 I love the authenticity of this place. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3826 In fairness, the event was titled "Farm Dinner - Eat Like a Pig!" 1.1667 0.04255 90 74 13 1
3827 Farm to table has just taken on a whole new meaning 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3828 Can we take a pass on the farm-to-market soup de jour? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3829 I thought we should experience some comestibles our fellow creatures feast upon. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3830 John you said farm to table, I'm not arguing about it again. 1.1667 0.04539 90 75 11 2
3831 I'm guessing that there isn't a wine pairing 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3832 I just don’t understand all the hype about farm to table dining” 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3833 You didn’t say tonight’s pork special was actually what pigs are fed! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3834 Are you any happier knowing what the ‘Old West Mystery Special’ is? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3835 Hold yer horses, the spoons are on the bottom 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3836 That is not what I had in mind when I wrote to you that I am vegan". 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3837 When you said "This time for dinner we're going whole-hog" you weren't kidding. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3838 Isn’t this taking “Farm To Table” a bit too far? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3839 So this whole menu is entirely farm on table now, Edwin 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3840 I thought you ordered a truffle. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3841 This place really is authentic. It's the first place that I've ordered the new swine diet and had it served in a feeding trough. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3842 Everything here is now plant-based. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3843 It's the latest thing farm to trough. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3844 So this is what they meant by farm style . 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3845 This new Farm to Table Menu bypasses the Farm 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3846 Our authentic "Sooey" dining experience. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3847 I'm not saying a word, but after this, no more fad diets. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3848 Apparently slow dining is the latest rage. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3849 It's our Ensure special. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3850 I'm sorry, I thought it came with the feed bag, not the trough. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3851 That sure is an odd way to serve chocolate mousse. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3852 Did you order family or farm style? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3853 The reviews did say it was a "farm to table" kind of place. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3854 ''If we can finish this, we'll get a free T-shirt that says 'I dined at the Horse Trough.'" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3855 Gotta love this authentic "Farm to Table." 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3856 Let me just top off your to-go coffin 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3857 I know they speak a different language in Texas buy what did you order? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3858 No corks, no bottles and no straws...eco-friendly, just pressed, wine 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3859 I love farm-to-table dining! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3860 ...a somewhat earthy interpretation of the "Farm to Table" concept. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3861 You said you wanted to paint the town red 1.1667 0.03621 90 79 9 2
3862 The latest farm to table restaurant 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3863 Tex, you've outdone yourself. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3864 These ‘farm-to-table’ places really seem to be showing signs of competitive pressure. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3865 At least it's not Rocky Mountain oysters! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3866 When you asked if we like to share, I thought you meant family style. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3867 I know farm-to-table is all the rage, but I’d really like a spoon. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3868 You won't need to order another thing after our Texas Happy Hour. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3869 It’s very Oakie. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3870 My day job is a gravedigger. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3871 Thanks,bartender. Umm, could we see a menu? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3872 George! I don't care if this soup is free without using a spoon. I'm not eating this without a proper soup spoon! 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3873 I always wanted to try The Original Sloppy Joe" 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3874 This wasn't what I expected when we ordered "Fresh from the Farm". 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3875 Howdy Pardners! Welcome to Restaurant Week at Rancho Buttio. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3876 Farm Fresh Organic Czernina might not of been the best starter. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3877 I brought you here because the food reminds me of our high school lunches. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3878 I know I said 'Farm to Table,' but seriously? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3879 This may be taking farm-to-table too far. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3880 Fine for you,Charlie, but if that's gluten-free I'll eat his hat. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3881 Yes, but at least it's non-GMO 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3882 Because I thought you might enjoy the painting. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 10 2
3883 I thought Slop Du Jour was a misprint. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3884 I mean, technically it is farm-to-table. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3885 At dirt-to-table we pride ourselves on radical transparency. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3886 Sorry, we ran out of the pork chops, but here you go, the original nutrients ... 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3887 The review did say there was an issue with portion control. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3888 Oh My God, it's Mama! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3889 This one’s completely organic 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3890 We should have suspected this when we saw that there was no silverware on the table. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3891 Why is everyone so literal in Washington anymore 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3892 I had wondered what farm-to-table meant. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3893 According to my cotillion class, we need to wait for the fish fork. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3894 Chef's Special -The Sow's Chow 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3895 The meat looked a little dry. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3896 This is our signature dish - "Swell - Swill!" 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3897 This isn't what I had in mind when they said farm to table. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3898 Is this really vegan? 1.1667 0.04539 90 76 11 2
3899 It’s supposed to be the ultimate in farm-to-table, low-carbon, you-are-what-they-eat dining. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3900 I think we should have a bottle of Fat Bastard with this. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3901 Eat up, you pigs! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3902 I’ve heard of farm to table eating but this is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3903 And if we eat it all, we live a thousand years? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3904 Keto? I doubt it. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3905 Not quite the farm-to-table concept I had in mind. 1.1667 0.03950 90 76 15 0
3906 They're known for their excellent slop. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3907 So, this is slop du jour? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3908 I know I said I wanted to pig out but this is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3909 The review said that the troughs are made by an on-site artisan and the slop is locally-sourced... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3910 I think Trudy may have exaggerated what rustic feel is worth... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3911 Are you certain this is vegan friendly? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3912 You said you wanted a farm to table restaurant. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3913 You weren’t kidding when you said we were going to a “farm to table” restaurant. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3914 I've heard that this farm-to-table restaurant is authentic. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3915 Farm-to-table is one thing, but... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3916 I never thought it would come to this... 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3917 Well, times are trough. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3918 It may have been a mistake to order the 'authentic' chili. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3919 Let’s forgo the utensils and ask for two straws 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3920 I can't imagine what the bowl looks like. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3921 When they offered a choice between the buffet and all you can eat... 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3922 Not sure about this new farm to table venue. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3923 Sir, when I said we were going to "pig-out" I didn't mean it like this... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3924 Well, the ad DID say, “All you can eat. Come in and pig out!” 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3925 Next time, let's have farm to dish to table. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3926 So, that's when I said, 'Enough with San Francisco,' and I moved here to Sun Valley, Idaho. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3927 Is this the appetizer or the main dish? This looks like it's going to be a tough trough. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3928 In retrospect, "tasting menu" is rather vague, isn't it? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3929 I might have misunderstood what ‘farm-to-table’ meant. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3930 I think it's pronounced "prey to manger". 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3931 OK... there must be a better vegan restaurant in town 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3932 To shreds, you say? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3933 This is the last time I order all you can slurp. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3934 Here it is! Slop a la trough! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3935 Save room for the cow-patties. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3936 Is that what you meant by "authentic?" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3937 On the other hand the review of authentic farm to table cuisine and generous portions is spot on. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3938 If I eat this government subsidized gruel, will you consider voting for me? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3939 Same vat - different swine 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3940 This is your one pot meal special? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3941 I didn't think Ranch to Table fare took 'Slop' so literally. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3942 Is that really your idea of liquid refreshment 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3943 I’m so excited. I haven’t had real down-to-earth tomato soup for years. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3944 The chef guarantees that this is gluten free. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3945 I think we are going to need spoons. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3946 This is as organic as you can get sweetheart 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3947 I know fancy restaurants can be intimidating for you so I took the liberty of ordering the special mixed trough for you. I'll be having a salad. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3948 This is the appetizer? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3949 Oh I should have asked earlier, but is there gluten in the slop? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3950 To be so rustic they don't even bring any bread. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3951 I've heard they call it farm to table honey, everyone is doing it." 1.1667 0.04539 90 76 11 2
3952 Not what I expected a Farm To Table Restaurant to be 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3953 What do you think of the remodel? You wouldn't know it from seeing it but this room used to be a pigsty. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3954 What do you mean no menus? Sir, this is Karma Diner, No menu, you get what you deserve. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3955 Does it skeeeze you out too hon to think we have a river of sauce but no flatware or napkins? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3956 Well, they did say they were a "Farm to table" restaurant. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3957 I'm starting to wonder what exactly an 'ichelinmay' star is... 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3958 Honey, this isn't what I imagined when you said farm to table... 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3959 Let me guess. Farm to table? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3960 Are we really supposed to tip him after this is over? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3961 The Yelp review saying "Hog Heaven" did puzzle me. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3962 When I said I could eat a horse, this is not what I meant. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3963 Would you like more water? 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3964 Any chance of getting a spoon? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3965 We have found the inflection point in the farm to table movement. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3966 I can't eat this pig slop, I'm Jewish " 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 12 1
3967 You said you wanted farm-to-table dining. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3968 Are you sure you don't have any spoons? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3969 Our new vegan dish lets you experience the wide-ranging palette of organic livestock 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3970 Now I understand why no silverware. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3971 But I did not want any kale. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3972 Is that swill low cal. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3973 This restaurant really knows how to move'm in, and move'm out. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3974 Classic, unfussy food served family style. Why is it so hard to find nowadays? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3975 Well, that explains the lack of cutlery. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3976 Hopes you’re hungry as a horse, 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3977 Pizza Rat?? Coffee Rat?? Wait till they get a load of me! 1.1648 0.05245 91 81 5 5
3978 That must be some good cheese. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3979 Are you sure the FDA approves? 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3980 Trust me Jim the farm skipped a step. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3981 Would you happen to have a spare ponytail holder. I'm afraid I left mine at home. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3982 Pig swill again, chef? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3983 Excuse me. Where we come from, the foie gras arrives first. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3984 Fam to table. Unvarnished. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3985 By the third course, I was beginning to wonder if Susan had even heard all the rage about farm-to-table. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3986 Well, we did say farm to table... 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3987 Well, I suppose this is more posh than 'strapping on the old feedbag'. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3988 I don't care if it's trendy, I don't like this farm to table stuff 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3989 No wonder this place is called Sloppy's. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3990 It’s not quite what I expected when we ordered horse-trough slurry for two. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3991 It's farm-on-table, dear. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3992 This farm-to-table craze is getting a little out of hand. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3993 I'm gonna need to eat this with a spork. 1.1648 0.03911 91 78 12 1
3994 Enjoy your authentic down on the farm cuisine 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3995 Betsy said this is the best bisque in town. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3996 One order of slop was plenty. So why the seconds? 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3997 I told you this was an authentic "farm to table" restaurant, dear. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3998 This is the trendiest restaurant in the city. Specializing in authentic western grub and it is 100 percent organic to boot. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3999 Honey, this wasn't what I was expecting when I ordered their signature consommé from richly flavored stock. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4000 They did say this place was farm to table... 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4001 No really this is the best farm to table restaurant in the city 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4002 Just dip your heads in or we can provide slop spoons. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4003 Well, you certainly can’t say the portions are small! 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4004 Well,they said it's a regional concept 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4005 Can I get it without the garlic? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4006 Is there room for just a touch of green? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4007 Send this back. I said I wanted medium-rare slop!!! 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4008 We had slop-to-table last week. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4009 Swill isn't what it used to be. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4010 First time I’ve tried Farm to Trough. 1.1648 0.03911 91 75 15 0
4011 If I wanted to eat from a trough, I would have gone to a buffet 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4012 Well, the restaurant did advertise itself as farm-to-table... 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4013 Would you like chopsticks? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4014 It's the New Spaghetti Western. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4015 This lunch is plant based, no beef. And you can enjoy eating it from the trough as do the bulls and cows. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4016 I order the sauce on the side! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4017 And which wine do you recommend to accompany the slop? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4018 It's the new O.K. Corral Diet everyone's trying. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4019 that’s what’s farm-to-table? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4020 They've really deconstructed the "farm-to-table" concept. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4021 This place has the best hogwash. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4022 Everything they serve here is organic and you get it all in one serving. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4023 They're taking "farm to table" up a notch. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4024 Everyone has been raving about their farm-to-table approach. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4025 Do you think he misunderstood truffle dear? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4026 If drinking swill will save one little piggy we're all in. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4027 I just love authentic farm to table cuisine 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4028 So this is the new cuisine Swill a la Rancho 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4029 I think this takes "Farm to Table" a bit too far. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4030 The concept is, this is how a pork chop actually gets made. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4031 What exactly do you mean that we're going to be charged per pound? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4032 It this our Impossible Stew. It just tomato soup. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4033 It’s making me nervous that they got four stars for restaurant branding. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4034 I trust this is Vegan...? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4035 There’s nothing like authentic farm to table. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4036 Ranch to Table 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4037 It's plant-based I swear 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4038 I assume it's pointless to ask if it's vegan... 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4039 Hold on kids! Someone will be here shortly with the bibs. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4040 It’s perfect with fish or beef, but it has a finish that will kick ya like a mule! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4041 It's the same thing we serve our friends out back 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4042 It's versatile stuff - you can also use it for growing roses. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4043 Apparently, they take the whole ‘farm to table’ thing quite literally. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4044 I love what you've done to your mud. 1.1648 0.04212 91 76 13 1
4045 My uncle Earl finally fed us... 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4046 We might need some to-go buckets. 1.1648 0.04756 91 78 9 2
4047 He calls it a "farm-to-table" dining experience. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4048 This is nothing like family style back East 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4049 Okay, no fork, no spoon, we just do like the horses, right? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4050 If you think this is farm-to-table, just wait for the bone broth soup . . . 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4051 Well, the critic’s article was titled “Walker Texas Ranger’s Fondue BBQ is a Fon-DON’T.” 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4052 Vintage 2019, prepared from organic material without antibiotics or contaminants and is gluten free." 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4053 Apparently the waiter said ‘trough full o’ oil’, not ‘truffle oil’. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4054 Should have left when they yelled "suweee!!!" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4055 What has this got to do with the Wedding Cake hanging from the ceiling?" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4056 Do you still think a Michigan star is the same thing as a Michelin star? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4057 Might you have a fruity Merlot to accompany this? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4058 This is the kind of mousse you get when BP enters the fine restaurant business. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4059 It's going to give me the swine flu. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4060 Can you believe some people still use straws? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4061 When you said farm-to-table, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4062 Benihana had to make some budget cuts 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4063 This confirms it, we've officially aged out of Brooklyn. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4064 Last time for a restaurant that doesn’t take credit cards. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4065 He says it is 2020 and can’t be bothered doing it old school. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4066 This is not what I meant by liquid lunch. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4067 Let's check the reviews before trying another "farm to table" restaurant. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4068 Did you order the farm-to-table experience again, Karen?! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4069 'Farm to table is good but this may need a bit more time at the farm" 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4070 I never realized this is what farm-to-table meant 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4071 Is that bucket BPA-free? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4072 Enjoy!! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4073 The Times especially recommended this dish! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4074 Can we at least have spoons? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4075 I didn't know this is what you meant by "farm to table." 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4076 Personally, I prefer that a few more steps be taken in between "farm" and "table." 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4077 Promise me, no more two for one coupon restaurants............ 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4078 Maybe we shouldn't have come to cracker barrel. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4079 Our farm to table special. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4080 The Farmer's Breakfast! Not what I imagined! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4081 This is the last time we order "The Hillbilly Special". 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4082 I thought your "feeding time at 7 text" was a joke. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4083 Yes, I guess I did say black truffle 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4084 This isn’t quite what I envisioned when you said you made reservations at a farm to table restaurant. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4085 Well, I have read that the farm-to-table movement has run amok. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4086 Ok, this whole "farm-to-table" thing is getting ridiculous 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4087 Is this your first farm to table dining experience? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4088 They say Pig Farm to Table is the next big thing. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4089 You said this dress doesn't make me look fat! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4090 I said I could eat a horse, not like a horse... 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 11 1
4091 It's barnyard-to-table. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4092 Oh, don't worry. It's not our first rodeo. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4093 That’ll do, Sloppy Joe. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4094 Wow, this really is farm-to-table! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4095 I guess “Farm on Table” wasn’t a misprint after all. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4096 Free-range, organically-grown, fiber-rich, gluten-free, and non-GMO. Enjoy. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4097 Here we call it Pigs fix. You got a problem with that? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4098 So this is organic slops with no nuts? Are you sure? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4099 The pigs love it and it does them good. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4100 Are you sure this is non-GMO? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4101 Peg raved about the ‘slop du jour’ at this new farmer to table restaurant” 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4102 You ordered the Chef's Republican Surprise? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4103 You are in luck, the swill was just freshly made. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4104 I thought we said Westin style, not Western. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4105 You just can’t get farm to table like this outside of the city. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4106 And I will have the I.V. of Pinot Grigio 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4107 You really think this will save our marriage? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4108 Here we truly bring the farm to the table. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4109 This must be the barnyard special. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4110 Sloppy enough for you, Joe? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4111 Yep, we call it Barn-to-Table. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4112 I hope you enjoy farm-to-table dining.. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4113 I thought it was humor, but turns out they meant that literally! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4114 So sloppy seconds isn't just about sex. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4115 It's got a lot of chemicals in it - won't go bad - you can have some of this slop now and come back in six months and it will still be here. You can still eat it for as long as you live. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4116 It's not the farm-to-table dining experience I had in mind. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4117 You said you could eat a horse tonight but what you meant was, we’d be “eating” like a horse. 1.1591 0.02746 88 76 12 0
4118 Their presentation proves there’s nothing more authentic than their Panhandle Slim chili 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4119 They say the chef’s “troughle” is an epicurean masterpiece that courses across your palate like paint over canvass and carries you away to a communal culinary experience that breaks the barrier between man and beast. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4120 You said you wanted to eat more farm-to-table... 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4121 Time to pig out! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4122 I am sorry I criticized your cooking, Pa. 1.1591 0.04241 88 74 12 1
4123 I thought the the name ‘The Feed Troth’ was just a clever attempt at a catchy name 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4124 The chef’s new to the city. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4125 I'm calling it: Farm-to-table is over. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4126 If you prefer, we can bring your table to the farm. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4127 I may need a larger straw" 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4128 I know I requested the authentic ranch experience but it's starting to get out of hand. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4129 Welcome to Trough n Brew 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4130 They say you can lead a human to water, but you can't make them drink! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4131 I'm not sure this reflects my personal brand, Steven. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4132 I think he misheard you when you asked what the pigs were fed. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4133 Looks like the perfect gluten-free, low-carb, high fiber, low-sodium, vitamin-rich, free-ranging, colorless glop you've been waiting for. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4134 I hope you don't mind peels on your potatoes. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4135 You cowpokes care for a saltlick ? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4136 Something is terribly wrong. We distinctly ordered the gluten-free slops. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4137 The menu said,"Cassoulet with poulet basquaise, legumes, pomme de terre and bouilon." 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4138 I hope our room is en suite. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4139 Oh, this appears to be Manhattan-style chow. I was expecting New England. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4140 And here's your gluten-free, raw, vegan mud cake. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4141 We ordered chop suey, not suuuueeeyyy! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4142 It's the new thing, snout to tail to snout. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4143 The food's not that good, but I love the service 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4144 He said they'd have a swill dinner, but she'd heard 'swell.' 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4145 Well I've eaten tomatoes directly from a window box, so why not tomato soup? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4146 This slop is 100% vegan. So, enjoy. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4147 I'm all for supporting our farmers, but I still prefer Chinese 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4148 I’m sorry, I believe we ordered it ‘medium well’, this looks raw. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4149 It's the latest! 100% fresh, organic and bucketed at the source. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4150 I ordered the Acai Bowl, not the Grits Trough. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4151 Are you sure this is AUTHENTIC Cowboy barbecue sauce? Because we only want it if it’s AUTHENTIC. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4152 All of our meals come al-a trough sir. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4153 Are you sure this slop's artisinal? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4154 Oh, it’s REAL organic, ma’am. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4155 Is that vegan AND gluten free? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4156 Ooooo donald, what an immediate, immersive deconstruction of the 'paddock to plate' phenomena..... 1.1585 0.04414 82 69 11 1
4157 May I have a napkin? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4158 Listen Buffalo Bill,we specifically said ‘trout’. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4159 I thought Farm-to-Table would be more romantic. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4160 We can really "pig out" here. 1.1573 0.03155 89 78 10 1
4161 This new trend in farm to table is getting too gritty for me 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4162 The Boltons were right; they don't just serve up any old slop here! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4163 Can you think of a caption for this idiotic New Yorker cartoon we're appearing in 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4164 Eels with that? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
4165 It's the "Congressman's Special". 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4166 Out here we pronounce it "wayne". 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4167 They say "farm to table" is all the rage!' 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4168 You and your 'farm to table' dining. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4169 Farm-to-table cuisine . 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4170 I've never eaten at a Trough & Brew before. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4171 So this is the latest in farm to table. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4172 They rated three stars for their Farm to Table policy. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4173 Did they skip a step between farm and table? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4174 I love these all you can drink places. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4175 Your"re the one who wanted to try the new places in Brooklyn 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4176 They used to serve pigs in a blanket This new entree is Horses in a trough. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4177 I didn't' expect this when they said it was going to be a Texas-style dining experience! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4178 It’s so hard to find an artisanal trough that’s gluten free these days. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4179 Oh, “Troughy” Wife. I miss herd you. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4180 I think I just figured out your Frack to Table concept. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4181 It’s direct farm to table 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4182 Glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t feel like doing dishes tonight. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4183 The chef's special from our 'farm to table' menu. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4184 Ah yes, all-natural tomato paste in a gluten-free reduction. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4185 Howdy, folks. Your Trough of the Day - Enjoy! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4186 I guess Le Trough is not a wine. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4187 This isn't what I meant by farm-fresh. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4188 Is this fast-setting concrete gluten-free? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4189 Dear, this is taking "farm to table" a little too far! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4190 I thought this was farm to fork? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4191 First the African swine flu killed all the pigs,and now we get this. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4192 I guess I just had something else in mind when you said ‘farm-to-table’. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4193 Dammit George you did it again 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4194 Next time let’s not order the house signature cocktail here, ok?” Shannon Thayer Miller, Highland Park, C 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4195 It’s the old “farm-to-table” concept brought to new and exiting level 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4196 You can lead customers to the house wine, but you can't make them drink. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4197 I am so tired of having to pursue everything on your bucket list! 1.1548 0.04316 84 70 11 1
4198 Two four six eight, snouts in don’t wait... I‘m assuming? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4199 First World problems, huh? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4200 He said it tastes just like chicken 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4201 Thank God it is vegan. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4202 So this is what they mean by farm on table dining. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4203 I was always skeptical of "farm to table" but now this "farm ON table" place opened... 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4204 That's not a trough, it's a rustic tureen, and he's offering a sustainable emulsification of mature grains and produce. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4205 Well, you wanted farm to table. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4206 The website said your restaurant was 'farm-to-table'." 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4207 When she says your the one paying. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4208 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4209 This is not what I imagined when I heard this place was 'farm-to-table'. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4210 This farm to table nonsense has officially jumped the shark. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4211 They said farm to table. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4212 Ya see what I mean? It’s all one strand. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4213 Your salad should be ready in about seven months. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4214 Relax, it's all Keto. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4215 When the review said "the food is to dive for" I thought it was a typo. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4216 You’re the one who insisted that it be authentic. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4217 It's guaranteed 100% organic, vegan and Kosher 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4218 It’s “all you can eat” night. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4219 Authentic farm to table means THIS? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4220 They used to give a side of grits with this. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4221 Uh sir, we ordered the lobster, not a mobster... 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4222 Not exactly what "ranch style" led me to expect, frankly. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4223 Not what I expected when they said the food was an Italian-Spanish blend. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4224 Farm to table is getting out of hand 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4225 They call it "farm to table". 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4226 Oh Cole, what a swill - egant dinner this is 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4227 Who recommended this new farm-to-table restaurant? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4228 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to start eating "Farm to Table." 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4229 That farm to table thing is over now. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4230 I think the whole farm-to-table movement needs to dial it back a little. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4231 This is what they call, "Before Meat" 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4232 Is it all you can eat? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4233 Excuse me, but didn't we ask for our salads first ? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4234 I guess it's fine, as long as it's decaf. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4235 This is not what I imagine when you offered to get sloppy. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4236 I suppose the horse follows next 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4237 I don't think we're actually supposed to eat it. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4238 We might as well pig out. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4239 Farm to table” has been advanced to the next level here where a link in the food chain is eliminated to bring you even closer to the “source” 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4240 I guess it does say 'Farm-to-Table' cuisine... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4241 It's their signature dish, pig sui generis. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4242 You can take the pig out of the farm, but you can’t take the farm out of the pig. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4243 This certainly gives new meaning to Farm to Table 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4244 Farm to trough. I think we've gone one fad too far. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4245 I thought we ordered sparkling 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4246 ...and if you finish it quickly, they let you out back to peck for your entrée. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4247 I’m not happy that they stopped having straws. 1.1548 0.04637 84 72 9 2
4248 It's called farm to trough. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4249 Would you like drinking straws? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4250 That's what I call "Farm to Table!" 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4251 How far we've fallen since Michelle Obama.” 1.1548 0.04637 84 72 9 2
4252 Hey, wait a minute. This is the house slop. I ordered premium slop. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4253 I thought the prices seemed too reasonable for a Farm-to-Table restaurant. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4254 Can we take the leftovers? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4255 This was recommended in The New Yorker Farming edition. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4256 I liked the Keto diet better. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4257 Has the "Farm-to-Table" barn door swung too far to the left? 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
4258 We've brought it up to room temperature to enhance the aroma. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4259 Can we have some cutlery with it? Oh what the hell...Perhaps just straws... 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4260 This dish is inspired by an old saying among us farmers: you can eat organic but everyone bites the dust eventually. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4261 Its soylent green soup .Are you surprised ? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4262 have shit for dinner 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4263 I know you said “farm to table” but this takes it to a whole new level! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4264 Chef Maurice insists on locally sourced vegetable peels and melon rinds. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4265 Are we getting bowls and spoons? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4266 The prix fixe I presume? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4267 Honey, when I said that I wanted "a streamlined dining experience" this is not what I had in mind 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4268 “I tried Chicago deep-dish slop and it’s not the same.” 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4269 We call this one West Texas Intermediate. It’s both crude and viscous. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4270 I thought you said "farm to table" not AT table. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4271 Well, they they saw through your disguise, and they did not like your review! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4272 Gives a whole new meaning to all you can eat. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4273 No more farm to table restaurants, honey. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4274 I guess I just don't like farm-to-table any more. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4275 Feel free to really pig out! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4276 I need a straw. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4277 I would rather eat the cake on the ceiling! 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4278 The reviews ranked this place high on portion size. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4279 Do you believe our waiter is dressed like that? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4280 I'm a big fan of Texas tapas. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4281 You can really feel where the produce comes from. Believe me, wait till you try the hay. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4282 Nice that it's high in iron but barbed wire? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4283 'Farm at Table' may be stretching it. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4284 This whole Farm-to-Table thing has gotten out of hand 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4285 The reviewer said that the abbatoir-to-table movement will be the next big thing. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4286 Family style? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4287 This isn’t how I envisioned “farm-to-table” cuisine. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4288 This is not the "farm to table" I was anticipating 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4289 I guess things are trough all over. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4290 So if you accept the promotion, are you willing to keep your nose in the trough? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4291 More cost effective than a bowl. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4292 I order chicken noodle soup? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4293 I just love ranch-to-table dining, don’t you? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4294 We use no livestock intermediaries for our farm to table servings. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4295 Here's this year's V-Day special—farm-to-trough! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4296 The revue said it was Farm to Table. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4297 It's supposed to be the latest in farm to table eating. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4298 Are you sure that’s gluten free? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4299 I think the whole 'farm to table' thing has gone too far." 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4300 I'm not sure. The menu simply said it was Cookie's Speciality" 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4301 No doubt, this is as authentic ranch style as you can get ... 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4302 Excuse me, I ordered our slop medium well. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4303 Is this really what the hogs ate to taste so good? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4304 Next time we go to a farm to table restaurant, dear, please don't order the pork tenderloin. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4305 You wanted to try the new farm-to-table restaurant... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4306 Last time you say that you're "fine eating anywhere", right bitch? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4307 Does this come with sour cream? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4308 Farm-to-table has officially run its course. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4309 I’m not sure that this is what we meant by “farm-to-table.” 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4310 I've never had Farm to Table before. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4311 I'm getting a little tired of these farm-to-table restaurants. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4312 Maybe you shouldn't have ordered the cheapest item in the house 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4313 Not what I had in mind when they said the food was farm to table. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4314 Er, the soup du jour was running out, so we rustled up a fresh batch fer ya. 1.1529 0.04585 85 73 9 2
4315 Gee, I heard the chef likes to play with allegories but this really looks like slop. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4316 Fred I don’t think that’s what We ordered 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4317 Only one pan, please. I'm a recovering gold digger. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4318 Farm to table seems to be skipping some steps... 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4319 Er, actually we LOVE chocolate. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4320 They say that this is the very latest in regional cuisine. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4321 The troughful butter has free refills. 1.1529 0.03134 85 75 9 1
4322 Wait, this is what you meant? Actual spilled beans? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4323 Is this what they call, "Trickle Down" 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4324 I enjoy a meal with a level table so much more. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4325 We should have guessed, this is what ‘Slop the Hogs’ meant. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4326 We'll just take home what we don't finish. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4327 These all organic, grow-it-yourself restaurants are all the hype today! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4328 It's not swill, it's five star swill. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4329 The reviews did say it'd be an 'authentic farm-to-table experience'. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4330 This place is known for its farm to table ingredients. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4331 Honey, I promise you they have good Yelp reviews! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4332 What the grub lacks in quality, we make up for in quantity. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4333 I know it’s farm-to-table, but is it gluten-free? 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4334 Aha, so that's a poke bowl! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4335 Maybe we should go with the sparkling. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4336 ... And four bottles of ketchup, please. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4337 DARLING, DID YOU PROMISE ME A SWELL OR A SWILL SPECIAL? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4338 Care to try some of mine? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4339 And you’re sure this is gluten free? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4340 Waiter, there's a horsefly in my soup. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4341 I tried to warn you this wasn't the restaurant to turn down a straw with your drink order. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4342 Trust me, it's just like fondue, but with just a hint of habanero. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4343 Well at least it's authentic Western food. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4344 You have heard that "You are what your food eats". This takes it to a different level. Now, you eat what your food would have eaten. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4345 It’s a mix of tabloid, and internet, with a hint of fake news. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4346 It was the only vegan option. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4347 It's called chocolate fon-don't 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4348 You know I said paleo and not rodeo, right? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4349 I hope this swill doesn't have any peanuts in it. I'm alergic to peanuts. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4350 Finally, the Paleo diet is cost effective. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4351 Diana was supposed to find the diamond ring first, but Richard and the prospector made a go of it. 15 years later, they have a beautiful home, and 3 wonderful children. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4352 It's gluten free and organic. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4353 It's the only vegetarian option on the menu. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4354 Well be needing a few extra napkins. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4355 Are you sure a red wine goes with oats? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4356 Did you order the Mud Pie 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4357 Our chef tonight, Mr. Ed, recommends pairing this with the fodder 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4358 This is as genuine farm to table as you can get! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4359 Oh - I guess we tie on the old feed bag with the entrée. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4360 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested "farm to table." 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4361 It really is farm-to-table 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4362 The latest craze.. Straight farm-to-trough 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4363 Excuse me, but I'm sure we requested a sharing trough. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4364 I said sloppy joe. 1.1512 0.04223 86 73 10 0
4365 They're getting real creative with what you call gourmet these days. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4366 I told you not to order the appetizer 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4367 I hear this place is owned by the dry cleaners next door. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4368 It's locally sourced, sustainably produced, plant-based impossible slop. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4369 5 minutes in and he’s already in better control of the missile than Trump. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4370 Jerry, this isn't working out. Tonight was thoughtful, but I'm moving back to Kentucky. Oh and I'm pregnant. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4371 I think they may have taken the farm to table thing a bit too far. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4372 Grunt wee! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4373 Don't worry, this one was cage-free...hardly any hormones. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4374 The guide said it's seafood night at Cookie's Chuckwagon Buffet. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4375 You can take the hayseed out the farm but.. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4376 Maybe you misunderstood when the chef said prepare an impossible whopper of a meal. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4377 I don't think we should have ignored the sommelier's recommendation. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4378 Boy, they've taken this 'farm to table' concept way too far. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4379 What next, line dancing? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4380 Well, Sludge du Trough sounded French to me. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4381 Tsk, can you believe he's not wearing gloves? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4382 Oh, dear! I ordered a Pinot Grigio! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4383 These farm to table restaurants are all the rage. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4384 When did this place become farm-to-table? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4385 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed to an animal role play with you. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4386 Here is all I have left of the President's Ukrainian transcripts. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4387 No, I ordered the Triple Crown special. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4388 I think they've taken a short-cut with tonight's "Farm-to-Table Pork" 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4389 Hm, not quite what I was expecting but my friend Wilbur swears by this place. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4390 I hope it's worth the sharing charge 1.1481 0.04343 81 69 10 1
4391 I always knew this old place was a pigsty. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4392 As God is my witness, I thought slop was a misprint of soup. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4393 . . . from farm to table . . . 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4394 I can't eat this swill 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4395 Slop in a trough. Bon appetit. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4396 all locally sourced of course. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4397 Eat up. The 8 o'clock herd is at the door. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4398 Which spoon do we use for slop? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4399 Explains why the horses are eating lobster. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4400 You should have explained our name is pronounced “Haughs.” 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4401 Thanks, Dad. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4402 You've seen the stocks lately. Peaks and troughs, my dear... peaks and troughs... 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4403 I do always regret ordering a salad. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4404 I wanted vanilla! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4405 I though "porcine" plates was a misspelling of porcelain. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4406 Can you make it gluten free? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4407 They've cut out the middleman. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4408 Well, you did ask for it to be served with extra Ranch dressing! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4409 Really try to savor it this time. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4410 Do you think I'm underdressed? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4411 That's mush too mush. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4412 The chef has prepared a special just for you Mr. and Mrs Hogg. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4413 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said it was 'farm to table'. . . 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4414 This here is my take on them asian hot pot restaurants 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4415 He must mean if he teaches us to farm, we'll feed ourselves for life. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4416 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when you said we were going glamping 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4417 So, you say the chef's a swine?" 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4418 The slop trough trend - it's all the rage in the big city 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4419 Would it help if my husband apologised for saying your service is slower than molasses? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4420 It doesn't look like much, but I hear it comes with nuggets. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4421 Here in Wyoming, we do farm-to-table a little differently. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4422 Did I mention I have a slight eating disorder? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4423 Does the sommelier have a recommended wine pairing? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4424 Food Critics 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4425 The reviews said it was an authentic farm to table dining experience. Christine Davenport Lakewood Ranch, FL 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4426 Down here in Texas, we are required to build a wall to separate different races and ethnicities. Your noses gave you away. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4427 Do you recommend a red or a white wine with the slop? 1.1481 0.04343 81 69 10 1
4428 Wait. That was a Gluten just then 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4429 I actually miss fondue. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4430 I hope this slop doesn't contain xanthan gum. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4431 I thought we ordered truffles. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4432 You mean to say that a place called the 'Slop and Trough' wasn't a head's up? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4433 This is not what I envisioned when the menu said served "family style." 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4434 I highly recommend the trough-for-two. 1.1481 0.04343 81 69 10 1
4435 While we all wait for Sally to get ready for your date, Earl and I thought you'd enjoy a demonstration of how easy it is to throw something into a trough of cement and bury it somewhere on the 2500 acre ranch here. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
4436 Could you please bring me a straw before it gets cold? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4437 I didn't realize "Farm to table meets interactive dining" meant dinner would take 3 months... 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4438 100% vegan/ gluten free /non fat/almond milk 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4439 I thought the El Paso burgundy was for the second course. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4440 oink 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4441 All I can say is it that it got great reviews on the PETA restaurant guide. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4442 Soybeans? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4443 Isn't this carrying, "Country Cooking" just a little TOO far? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4444 It’s supposed to bring out you inner razorback. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4445 The horses used up all the fine china 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4446 Farm to table ... really? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4447 Wanna go back to our bubble yet? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4448 I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology makes me not see what I am effectively eating. 1.1481 0.03099 81 72 8 1
4449 This is Mississippi Mud Pie??? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4450 This is a little too deconstructed pork chop. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4451 Just how farm-to-table is this? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4452 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. WE ORDERED THE TURTLE SOUP. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4453 Too farm-to-table? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4454 Our motto, "Come here to pig out," is quite literal. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4455 I had a nagging feeling all of that detached irony would turn against us and here we are being served our Last Meal as such before our walk to the guillotine. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4456 SLOP Seasonal Local Omnivorous Puree 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4457 I think they've taken deconstructed food a little too far this time... 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4458 I didn't say Tex-Mex. I said Tex Mess. You just didn't listen. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4459 I thought this was a fancy restaurant 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4460 I don’t mean to complain, but this looks like an old window box.. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4461 Just like momma used to make it. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4462 This next course is a fermented slopé reduction served à la trough. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4463 And don’t forget our Diet Cokes. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4464 Great, now they all want scarves. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4465 Will you be wanting seconds? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4466 I can’t wait to see how many tortilla chips come with this. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4467 This whole farm-to-table thing is getting out of hand. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4468 Here y'all go, our famous Texas clam chowder. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4469 I like that we cut out the middle ham. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4470 We should have picked Thousand Island dressing... 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4471 I’m not sure if I’m ready for the immersion experience. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4472 Sorry, but our usual plastic feed bags have been banned. Perhaps a paper straw instead? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4473 Stop complaining. This is the most authentic farm-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4474 I LOVE this Place! They Never skimp on the Gravy! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4475 We didn't think you took "farm to table" so literally. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4476 I can't wait to put this on Instagram. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4477 Just say when... 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4478 God damn it Frank, why'd you have to order the pureed dog in a trough, I'm still gonna eat it because I'm very hungry, but god damn you Frank, god damn you to hell. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4479 You didn't mention that your "special" is Lake Erie Stew! 1.1463 0.03927 82 69 12 0
4480 Well I guess I did ask for something different 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4481 I think we'll need a doggie bag. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4482 Well, this place does have three Michelin stars... 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4483 I guess the era of the fastidious entree is over 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4484 So, this is what they meant by rural ambience Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohio 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4485 It's our all-you-can eat -Slop-of-the-Day. Enjoy ! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4486 We've eliminated feed bags for couples 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4487 Sorry to hear about your horse dying. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4488 Are you sure we should ask for chopsticks? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4489 Well, the review did say they specialize in the farm to table experience 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4490 And on this farm, do you have salad? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4491 Farm to table fresh! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4492 The origin of Table Stakes. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4493 Waiter, there are no flies in my soup! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4494 Is this slop house-made? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4495 Could you bring us spoons, please, and extra napkins ? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4496 Have you two experienced farmer to table dining before? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4497 They weren't kidding about 'extra guac' . 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4498 If we have another date , I'll order for myself. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4499 The ultimate in farm to table dining. Bon appetit! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4500 Tell me when to stop 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4501 You bet it’s vegan! Made with selected manure from our own free range cows ! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4502 When I ordered "ranch dressing" I really didn't expect this. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4503 Honey, you’re sweet to plan our anniversary dinner but I asked for pan-fried trout...not man-side trough” 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4504 No seconds. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4505 I think they’re taking “Farm to Table” a little too far, don’t you? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4506 I think we would like to view the a la carte menu. Thanks. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4507 Planter’s punch 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4508 I guess this is Rustic Minimalism... 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4509 Can I get a straw? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4510 When I said that I keep my food as close to the ground as possible perhaps you misunderstood. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4511 I know it's Farm to Table now, but is this really the Slosh Soup in a Trough on the Menu? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4512 The review said you can make a pig of yourself 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4513 This is the last time I order “truffles” at this establishment. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4514 You were right. The Ranch-to-Table Cattle Slop is big enough to share. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4515 We prefer the natural approach of farm-to-table dining. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4516 But is it organic? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4517 We take pride in our farm to table chain of custody. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4518 And now we wait 50 to 55 days, and the beans will be ready 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4519 I know it's farm-to-table, but it feels like they're trying too hard. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4520 Once we'd found some common ground, we got along very well together. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4521 This isn't like the sugar on snow, that i remember from my childhood. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4522 Can't we just read about "the other half?" 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4523 I think you're taking this 'farm-to-table'' thing a little too far. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4524 So this means you really like me, right? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4525 This is what happens when you don't get the name of your server. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4526 I see the farm-to-table movement has managed to cut out the middleman. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4527 No more Groupons. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4528 Honestly, I'd like a couple more steps between farm and table. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4529 That explains the silverware. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4530 I’m not sure what I was expecting when I ordered the “slop.” 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4531 I really like how much more authentic and immersive this is compared to Medieval Times...instead of just eating with your hands, you can dunk your entire face into the food! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4532 I said "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse", not like a horse. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4533 I like all you can eat, but stable to table? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4534 I can understand the allure of the whole farm-to-table thing, but does the service really have to be so sloppy? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4535 ''It's so fun. you slurp right from the side." 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4536 Now this here’s what we call the farm-to-table experience. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4537 Ok, so if you can find that ugly engaugement ring in one minute I will say yes. Oh, and no hands.... 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4538 Is that what you meant by the restaurant has a long wait? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4539 But we haven't even gotten our appetizers yet! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4540 What did you expect? The restaurant is called the Feed Trough. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4541 It's Beyond Slop 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4542 Perhaps, truffles for dessert? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4543 I dunno. Ever since we struck it rich, panning for gold isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4544 Here der ya go. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4545 Soylent Green you say? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4546 This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind whenI said I liked farm-to-table restaurants. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4547 I'm having second thoughts about the ban on plastic straws. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4548 Do you have a vegan option? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4549 I'm not sure about this barn-to-table trend. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4550 A cup of Cowboy coffee to finish??? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4551 Fresh nuggets for the table ? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4552 Hogwash is the locavore de jeur. Or are they just fattening us up? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4553 They call them “Sloppy Joseph’s” here. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4554 Please enjoy our latest trough to table amuse-bouches 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4555 I’m for saving the environment, but is it too much to ask to eat at a place with plates and utensils? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4556 I told you this place was a pig pen. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4557 I guess there are no specials tonight. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4558 'Farm to Table' should not include 'Slop to Trough'. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4559 The chef believes in hog farm to table. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4560 Did you order the bean soup? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4561 They take their "farm-to-table" very seriously here. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4562 God, I hope this is keto. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4563 Is it seasoned w/fresh herbs? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4564 You sure this will hold him? 1.1463 0.04631 82 71 7 2
4565 I'll need a face towel. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4566 Honey, their website did advertise the ultimate “farm-to-table” experience 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4567 I'm guessing SLOP wasn't some foodie menu acronym. 1.1463 0.04631 82 71 8 2
4568 Good thing we didn't order the bowl. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4569 Fresh, from farm to table. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4570 This is where we go Dutch, right? 1.1463 0.04945 82 72 6 3
4571 You haven't had slop until you've had tableside slop. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4572 This farm-to-table concept may have gone too far. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4573 All you can eat, soup? Does this come with a soup spoon or straw? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4574 Tuck in Horseface! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4575 We ordered vegan. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4576 I swear the critics raved about their farm-to-table menu. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4577 Well it's a darn sight better than the slop they serve next door. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4578 You get the first spoonful 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4579 Well this is truly farm-to-table. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4580 I can't wait to see the size of the french fry. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4581 Dad, please stop - I know he was raised by cows but that doesn't give you the right to interrupt our date 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4582 Let us start with some fresh FOX news farmed bits. The president loves them to pieces. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4583 I just want to double-check, are you sure this is gluten-free? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4584 We are about to be betrothed, not trothed! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4585 On second thought, can we get it to go? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4586 This new impossible slop sure is saving lots of critters. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4587 Oh yummy! Free range slop." 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4588 Have we arrived at the composting stage of life?” 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4589 I don't think you understood how "Undercover Boss" works. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4590 This new porcine diet really lets you hog out on your cheat days. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4591 Skipping lunch so we could eat like pigs sounded like a good plan. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4592 At least it's plant based organic. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4593 Here's your side of Ranch dressing 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4594 It’s 100% pure veggie slop, yessiree, it’s what we used to feed our prime beef cattle but ever since that AOC gal took the White House? No more cattle since they emit too many cow farts! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4595 Ohh, the chef threw in giblets. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4596 Oh my god, I had it for lunch! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4597 Pigs are very smart, right? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4598 I told you we shouldn't have ordered is country style 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4599 I never enjoy communal dining. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4600 Wow, even the soup bowls are bigger in Texas! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4601 Seriously, this farm to table thing has gone too far. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4602 It’s like our portion control talk never happened. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4603 Then you said, "Let's try that West Texas fondue place".... 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4604 You asked for concrete plans. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4605 Oh great, farm-to-table. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4606 Still serving the same old slop, I see. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4607 This is your Texas gravy boat. Your genetically altered mashed potatoes will be wheeled out shortly. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4608 It's hard to find a farm-to-table restaurant as authentic as this. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4609 Do you think this farm to table thing has gone too far? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4610 I know it's all the rage, but personally I don't get the appeal of farm-to-table. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4611 We can have sloppy seconds tomorrow. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4612 I hope that is organic. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4613 You’re sure this will cure baldness? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4614 Sloppy Joe as a starter - that’s new. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4615 And we validate hitching for all horses at the post out front. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4616 Would you please bring us two spoons. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4617 I've dined in the rough before... but this is ridiculous ! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4618 Starters? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4619 I think this is taking farm to table dining too far! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4620 I thought you said we would have pots of money. 1.1463 0.04631 82 67 7 2
4621 I can tell you right now you're not hitting pay dirt on this date! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4622 It's the next logical step..Farm AT the Table. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4623 I ordered rare. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4624 Johnson, there’s a pig behind you eating a triple helping of roast beef 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4625 They really are pushing the "Farm to Table" concept. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4626 It's the new food delivery service 'slop the hogs'. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4627 You did say you were as hungry as a horse, didn't you? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4628 I told you the Texas Clam Chowder would not be appealing. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4629 Time to DIG into dinner. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4630 I was told this restaurants had portions so large you could feed a horse. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4631 After he passed, I found the recipe on my dad's workbench. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4632 I call it, “Barn to Stable.” You folks dig right in. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4633 Y’know, I’m really not supposed to be eating dairy right now. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4634 Here in Texas we drink champagne this way for only modest celebrations. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4635 This is a great place to pig out!!!! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4636 I knew table-to-farm didn't sound right. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4637 Waste not, want not. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4638 What did you mean when you said all the meat is made in-house? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4639 It's too thin to be molasses. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4640 Truffles for dessert? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4641 I know you want to reduce our carbon footprint, but this is too much. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4642 So this is what 'vittles by the snootful' means. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4643 How long will we have to wait for organic vegetables ? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4644 Could I have some vinaigrette on the side? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4645 I need to clarify.. I asked for wine not swine tasting 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4646 Our marriage is down there somewhere. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4647 No, no, we said juice, not sluice 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4648 Perfect! I'm on the dopamine fast. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4649 Is this farm to table or farm on table? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4650 When I asked for fresh ground I was thinking coffee. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4651 The menu said it was an authentic rustic gluten free purée of organic worms, grubs, insects and table scraps - with great mouthfeel, served rustic home style 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4652 I thought he'd said "farm-to-table chocolate truffle," not chocolate trough full. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4653 In Texas, a barbecue smoothie IS health food, dear. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4654 You are what what you eat eats. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4655 This is way better than the slop they serve at Chez Louie. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4656 Sublime! The texture is perfect and you say it's plant-based too? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4657 And now , let us say sueeeeee!! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4658 The culture of our firm remains very traditional. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4659 I don’t think this farm-to-table restaurant will make it. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4660 Here ya go, barn to table. 1.1410 0.03966 78 66 10 0
4661 Whelp, we might need a few feedbags to go... 1.1410 0.04366 78 66 9 1
4662 Yes, the portions are larger here, but I like my swill with more scraps and less liquid. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4663 Great idea ordering a side of ranch Elias. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4664 Well this certainly gives new meaning to farm to table dining 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4665 No! I ordered a Sloppy Joe. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4666 I misunderstood when you said slop is this year's fried chicken. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4667 Well, farmers had to learn a new trade eventually. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4668 I think you’ll love it, Darrell. All their slop is gluten free. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4669 Troth, froth and broth me all you want. I’m not sleeping with you on the first date. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4670 Isn't this enough ranch already? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4671 I asked for my slop on the side. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4672 You'll find it round and mellow, with a slightly piggy aftertaste. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4673 Oh yeah, I remember this from camp. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4674 I’ve been dying to try this place. They are said to be at the forefront of the farm-to-table movement. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4675 Well, the weatherman was predicting a sloppy trough tonight... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4676 No, Harold. I didn’t say ‘McDonald’s.’ I said ‘OLD McDonald’s.’ 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4677 This is not what I had in mind when I said I was so hungry I could eat a horse. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4678 I guess I don't like authentic farm-to-table." 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4679 Yes sir, we want you to have the full rustic soup experience. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4680 They say it's full of antioxidants 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4681 Fine dining has gotten really sloppy lately. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4682 This is a bit too eclectic even for me. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4683 What bothers me is that they put white cloths on these tables. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4684 Bon Appetit,Pardners 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4685 Slop in a Trough --- the original "Farm to Table" 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4686 So this is what they mean by all you can eat. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4687 I think you guys are using the term "grazing table" pretty liberally. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4688 Are you sure that's vegan? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4689 I won't even have to put my dentures in. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4690 Sorry, did you say 'SLOP du jour'?" 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4691 I hate all you can eat buffets. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4692 So that's what ranch to table means. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4693 My name is Mac. These here are nuggets. What's your problem? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4694 They take 'farm to table' a little too literally here for my taste. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4695 This is what they meant by Farm to Table? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4696 Glad I asked for dressing on the side. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4697 We should have just asked fora Western Omelet. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4698 I should have read the rest of the review. The headline said, "Farm toTable." 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4699 Farm to Fork? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4700 You're the one wanted to be adventurous and try something new. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4701 Don't you think that this is carrying farm to table a bit too far... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4702 Maybe we should rethink the Texas tea. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4703 I said "truffles". 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4704 You did say you wanted farm to table 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4705 Well, that one reviewer did say that its plates were the antithesis of tapas. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4706 I misheard it as chocolate truffle. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4707 I’ve somehow an urge to pig out. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4708 I guess 'farm to table' is kinda vague. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4709 They tell me you ordered the farm-to-table prix fixe. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4710 You requested from farm to table. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4711 This is the ONLY place in town where you can get genuine Kansas swill. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4712 Is it ok if I ask for a straw? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4713 I don't think Cowboy-Vegan is for us. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4714 Would you like fringe on top of your slurry? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4715 This is taking farm to table food to an uncomfortable level, even with a Groupon. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4716 I told you so: No cake at a Texas High Tea. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4717 How do the little piggies eat? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4718 Yes, I've always known there was a lot of slurry to be sifted before I could expect to find gold. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4719 Dinner at the White House seems a little anticlimactic since Trump/ 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4720 It even smells like authentic hog slop! 1.1410 0.04366 78 66 9 1
4721 I heard that the animals are having Table-to-Farm right now. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4722 I said eat it, pig boy. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4723 I love farm to table cuisine, but the presentation needs a little work. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4724 They say the appetizers are filling. 1.1410 0.03966 78 66 11 0
4725 Please, tell me that one sinking in the pigswill is an engagement ring. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4726 Does it come with a side of fries? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4727 The reviews say it's on the cutting edge of "farm to table" dining. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4728 So that's what they meant by farm-to-table... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4729 I don't know who Joe is but this is pretty sloppy. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4730 It’s been refined since, but this is where farm-to-table dining originated. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4731 This is better than farm to table. It skips the middleman, the cow. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4732 When the chewing gets tough, the tough get troughing. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4733 I heard this was Harvey Weinstein’s favorite restaurant 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4734 I didn’t realize they took farm to table so literally 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4735 Good thing we ordered from the “ all you can eat” menu. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4736 Seems like its no longer the flavors being juxtaposed 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4737 I told you not to order the prix fixe. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4738 Well the menu did say fresh from farm to table! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4739 'Pardon Miss, but this is not just dirt. This is ancient terra preta, that your ancestors carefully have kept and handed down for seven millenniums. And now it is yours." 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4740 Well, we’ve tried paleo and keto. Why not? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4741 Maybe a few more food miles wouldn't hurt 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4742 Wow Tex, this Hog Chow appetiser is a meal in itself. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4743 What wine pairs with swine slop? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4744 Did I ever tell you about the charming little bistro on the left bank that served with Baccarat crytal troughs? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4745 Wecome to the Real West Ranch and Enjoy your House Trough Special. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4746 Sloppy Joe, my favorite... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4747 This plant-based movement’s gone a bit too far, if you ask me. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4748 We specialize in farm to table but it will take a while 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4749 I know farm to table is all the rage George but don't you think this is taking it a step too far? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4750 And me without a spoon. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4751 Dad doesn't think you're marbled enough. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4752 When you said 'farm-to-table,' this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4753 The review promised a less pretentious farm-to-table approach. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4754 We ordered vegetarian. Not what the cows eat. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4755 Must you always order the "seasonal medley?" 1.1410 0.03966 78 66 11 0
4756 I knew we shouldn't have ordered family-style. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4757 At least we'll have leftovers for the dog. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4758 The all you can eat option on the menu has some restrictions. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4759 I didn’t realize this is what they meant by ‘farm to table.’ 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4760 The bartender is known for his heavy pours. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4761 Sloppy Joes Dude Ranch .Authentic western curisine. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4762 I really ate like a pig last night. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4763 This restaurant truly is farm-to-table. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4764 I've been told that it's "impossible" to tell that it's not even real meat! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4765 Just like the picture on the menu. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4766 You've made your point, it IS farm to table. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4767 Extra fine food scraps as requested for your fine dining experience, do yall need a straw? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4768 Because it’s our Western themed menu tonight, we’ve replaced pompano en papillote with possum purée in a trough. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4769 Could you ask our waiter to bring us the swine list? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4770 Did you bring the compostable straws? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4771 Your tip will be chicken feed 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4772 Harvest your own fresh dinner at Herb's Hydroponic Farm to Table: "It's swimming in flavor!" 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4773 Are you sure that’s what we ordered? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4774 These cup sizes are getting out of hand. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4775 When you said, "I could eat like a pig," I had no idea. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4776 You're right, *real* farm to table eliminates the waste of passing the slop through the hogs... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4777 Never mind about the chopsticks. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4778 One downside of being a food reviewer for Yelp is that you have to be open to everything. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4779 Don't complain. You knew that the restaurant had changed its name to the "Western Feeding Trough". 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4780 Because we made reservations a month ago, Gary, that's why they expect us to eat this slop. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4781 Ok, then. We don't have to go out. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4782 Ooooh... TROUGH-les. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4783 Soooooo-eeeyyy! Come on, now, piggies: sooey! Oh. Sorry. Force of habit. I mean “Bon Appétit.” 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4784 Did you order this, Babe? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4785 It's organic, non-NGO, guten-free, all locally sourced...I'm overwhelmed with privilege fatigue 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4786 All I asked for was a doggy bag. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4787 Honey, did you tell your book club friends that we support Trump? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4788 I think I understand, now, why this place doesn't have restrooms 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4789 Well, the sign did say "Swill & Grace" 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4790 I think the 'farm-to-table' trend had finally reached its zenith. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4791 This is our house special. All organic, grain-fed, Texas slop. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4792 The restaurant is called Sooie, after all. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4793 Veaganism is the mother of invention. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4794 What do you mean Stuart Little is a fiction 7? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4795 Is it just me, or does it look a bit bored today? 1.1392 0.03920 79 67 11 0
4796 ...and whose was the side of ranch? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4797 You know, it's true what they say: "Anyone can make good tasting food, but presentation is everything!" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4798 I just love Farm to Table, don't you ? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4799 I thought it was a typo when the review called it a “farmer to table” restaurant. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4800 You ordered the “All You Can Eat” buffet” 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4801 I'm sure someone's acquired it as a taste, dear, I just don't understand how they managed to do so. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4802 Lot o' minerals in this dish. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4803 This is the last time we order the Slop of the Day. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4804 Everyone is doing Table to Farm now 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4805 Well, you can't get more farm-to-table than this. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4806 The latest trend in farm-to-table dining. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4807 He knows how much I like salsa with tostada chips. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4808 The farm-to-table featured soup 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4809 I told you it was farm-to-table. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4810 No cutlery needed. Just bow your urban heads to nature. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4811 I'm afraid my order was pig in a basket. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4812 I asked for the ranch on the side. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4813 Farm AND table... it's all the rage. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4814 Jake, don't forget We need two towels. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4815 It's organic cattle feed and eliminates one step on our farm to table menu! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4816 I didn't realize this was what they meant by "farm to table." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4817 They did say it was business casual 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4818 I've always wondered what soup a farm-to-table restaurant serves. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4819 Can you rustle up some hay on the side? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4820 No, I love farm-to-table. I'm just worried about my hair. 1.1392 0.04314 79 68 8 1
4821 Maybe I'm not so tired of small plates. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4822 This swill is our best farm to table smoothie 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4823 I thought you wanted to be troughed , not engaged. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4824 It’s the all you can eat buffet. Go ahead and make pigs of yourselves. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4825 This isn’t what I meant when I said I liked “farm-to-table.” 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4826 Hey, you ordered “farm fresh.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4827 Yup! Voted “most farm-to-table.” 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4828 This is our twist on farm-to-garden cuisine. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4829 I was expecting a few interim steps in the ‘farm to table’ experience. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4830 When they said it was a basic meal plan, I didn't expect this. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4831 Is this an all you can eat dinner? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4832 True Grit 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4833 I just can't eat this slop. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4834 Is this slop gluten free? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4835 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Clark. You eat like a pig. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4836 It's a farm at table restaurant. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4837 Let me know if you need a straw. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4838 Could my husband and I have some chopsticks, please? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4839 I didn't know they'd take farm to table so literally. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4840 If you don't finish it all, I got sixteen piglets back home ready to go on it! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4841 I'm just saying that I just feel that the eloborate chandelier is a bit too much, that's all. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4842 I know I told you I wanted Tex-Mex, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4843 Try not to slop up your clothes. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4844 Well, you're the one who insisted on super-sizing the barbecue sauce! 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4845 I don’t see this ranch-to-table concept catching on. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4846 T-r-u-f-f-l-e. I said I was into truffles. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4847 This is how we do it in Texas, y'all! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4848 I forget if this is supposed to be paired with a red or white wine. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4849 Are you sure we won't be able to tell it's not real meat? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4850 I'm totally blown away by this 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4851 Wait...THIS is “farm-to-table”? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4852 We call it slop 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4853 That’s what I love about this place. They’re so committed to the farm-to-table concept. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4854 Gol' darn it, Sidney. When I make this slop at home you never touch it. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4855 What kind of slop are they serving here? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4856 Don’t worry. There’s more where that came from. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4857 All you can eat...dig in! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4858 You have my dessert darling, I’m full. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4859 Remember, no utensils. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4860 Why the long face,Derek? You specifically wanted "all you can eat"! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4861 This appetizer is definitely enough for two. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4862 Soup spoon or straw? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4863 You’re the one who insisted we eat at a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4864 Well I thought you said this place was on your bucket list. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4865 Are you sure this is their signature dish? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4866 This is the best farm to table restaurant 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4867 The restaurant ad DID say "Fresh From the Farm" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4868 My sister said this was the best 'farm to table' restaurant in town. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4869 I hear this is an authentic table-to-trough restaurant, so don't even think of asking for a napkin or silverware. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4870 It's the new Atkins – we are the pig. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4871 They take farm to table pretty seriously here. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4872 It's just great to find swill that's gluten-free. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4873 Ah, Prix Fixe Ala Trough. 1.1392 0.03920 79 67 11 0
4874 Is this the organic slop? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4875 This is my first trough-to-table experience. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4876 I know it’s a farm stay, but isn’t this over doing it a bit. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4877 Welcome to Government.Please help yourselves, you can return to the trough as often as you like. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4878 So, you say it's called "farm to table?" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4879 I thought you said troth. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4880 It's "Farm to Table," honey, I read about it in Saveur> 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4881 Yelp rates this place as the finest in pig trough cuisine . And it 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4882 You're right. A spoon might make this somehow more acceptable. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4883 I admit, my juices are flowing. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4884 I suppose technically it is family-style. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4885 This isn't what I meant when I said farm-to-table dining. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4886 My Great Great Gramma called it Old Boot and it's been a family favourite ever since. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4887 This little piggy had none.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4888 Valentine Day : You ordered a trough for two ? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4889 I think instead of "fine dining" it actually read "swine dining" in the Yelp review. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4890 I think this is taking 'farm fresh' a little too far. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4891 Yes, the Willie Nelson Bloody Mary trough is gluten-free. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4892 It was in the brochure that we'd have had an "authentic taste of country life",but I wasn't expecting so much authenticity! 1.1392 0.04314 79 67 9 1
4893 Just think of how much we're saving by splitting one entrée. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4894 Coincidentally, it's "Table-to-Farm Night" back in my pigpen. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4895 You're in luck. It's All You Can Eat night. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4896 I ordered us the Sloppy Joe Dégustation menu while you were in the bathroom... 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4897 I think I misinterpreted what they meant by, "We bring the farm to your table." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4898 Our house specialty is the wine trough, ranch-to-table style. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4899 Refills are free when you bring your own trough.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4900 we don't have saitan, but we have shit for you vee-gans 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4901 I didn’t think this was what they meant by “farm-to-table.” 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4902 The Soylent Green has extra Electrolytes tonight! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4903 They used to serve this with straws, but ... you know. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4904 Could I see the wine list again? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4905 This wasn’t what I thought they meant when they advertised “food directly from the farm”! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4906 This farm to table restaurant is not what I expected 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4907 Guess this is what they mean by “farm to table.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4908 I thought we had requested the truffle tasting, not trough. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4909 You asked for an authentic country meal, so I went all out! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4910 I hope the straws aren't plastic. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4911 That's it. No more ordering without my readers. 1.1392 0.04314 79 68 9 1
4912 Yup, that's the way we do Farm-to-Table around here! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4913 What wine goes with pig slop ? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4914 It was rated the best barn-to-table restaurant in the city 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4915 You're going to love this stuff cause it's going to give you some gitty up! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4916 This is a bit too local for me. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4917 It's plain fare, but plenty of it. Plus, it's a swing state. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4918 ' Did you order the soup or did I?" 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4919 That's your bun-free Sloppy Joe? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4920 Rancho Express.. The Finest in all inclusive Dining.. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4921 Late, but great, entry for prior contest. Can you still take it? No, sir. The reservation clearly says “Seedless Rye.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4922 On the plus side, it's still a step up from the Love Canal Brasserie. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4923 As bad as this looks, my cooking is worse. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4924 The reviews said “Farm to table”! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4925 Farm to table doesn't seem worth the wait. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4926 When they said prix fixe, I expected something different. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4927 OK, this is not what I was expecting. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4928 I hope your farm-to-table dining experience comes with shovels." 1.1392 0.04314 79 68 9 1
4929 When the menu said "Farm fresh to table," they weren't kidding. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4930 A minute ago, I felt bad about what I'm going to say. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4931 It is chocolat á trough! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4932 Any chance farm-to-table could be more figurative? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4933 Ah. Auge pour deux! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4934 You went with SouperSized. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4935 We’re trying to make a point here 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4936 Now you folks start off with tbis while I go out and lasso you up the main course. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4937 It's new... farm to trough. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4938 I wonder why no one ever thought of trough-to-table before. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4939 I guess I'll have to snort it... 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4940 Does the sty comes WITH the pig? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4941 Actually, let's go with the carbonated water. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4942 It was this, or strappin' on the old feedbag. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4943 We have gone organic. Enjoy! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4944 The presentation isn’t much, but it’s organic. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4945 It's a new take on farm to table -- it's ranch to table. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4946 The worst is not only the taste but that they won't give us spoons or napkins. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4947 We ordered crayfish, not clay fish. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4948 All organic. Gluten and GMO free. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4949 Giddy-up, pardners! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4950 I’ll need a bib, and a smock, and a doggie bag, and a puke bucket. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4951 They take farm-to-table seriously. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4952 This isn't what I meant when I asked for an 'all-you-can-drink' option. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4953 Is this one of those restaurants where I have to ask for a straw? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4954 Now y'all just stick yer snouts in and hep y'seves... bon appetit. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4955 I wonder what the large bowl looks like... 1.1392 0.04314 79 68 9 1
4956 Oh my god, I'm soooooo excited!!! I swear, I can't even remember the last time I had Belgian food. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4957 I may be too full for sloppy seconds. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4958 On second thought, please bring the ketchup. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4959 Ohhh, "farm to table". 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4960 When I said that I wanted to pig out, this is not what I meant. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4961 Do we at least get utensils? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4962 Honey, what wine goes best with "slop?" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4963 Why pine for pork tenderloin when you can eat the very slop that generates pork tenderloin? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4964 I wrote, "We're THROUGH," not trough. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4965 Now remember, you said you'd have some. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4966 Let's skip the appetizer, just bring the roast pork. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4967 I'm ready for the next food fad. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4968 Do you have straws? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4969 I'm never pigging out again." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4970 I think they’ve taken this “Farm to Table” trend a little too far. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4971 Is there gluten in them hors d'oeuvres? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4972 At what point do we call it laziness? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4973 Feeding at the public trough is beneath me 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4974 I didn’t know this was family style. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4975 I took the liberty of ordering the pig slop special for two. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4976 Well, I did ask for the slop-du-jour. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4977 Excuse me, but I ordered truffles! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4978 Sorry, I thought it was endless salad night. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4979 I hate to complain, but I think they've taken the farm-to-table concept a little too far. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4980 Wow, they really weren't kidding when they said, 'farm to table', huh? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4981 It's like pork, without the middleman. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4982 I miss forks. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4983 Has it been out to pasture? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4984 I wish the Times hadn't questioned the authenticity of this place's farm-to-table claims. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4985 I though we were seeing a psychic not a psycho. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4986 Yes, that's why we call it slop. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4987 I thought we ordered the LARGE trough of slop! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4988 This is not what I imagined when you said this restaurant was farm-to-table. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4989 You want it you got it, farm to table. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4990 Once you try eating like a pig, I think you’ll it. We have the best slop in town. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4991 Pig out! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4992 I heard they have a new presentation model for their slop du jour." 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4993 Now I understand the "Western Dinner for Two" discount pricing promotion. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4994 Slop is not in fact, hip new slang for 5 star dining. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4995 Her ring is in there somewhere 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4996 I think this should be called 'Farm AT Table' 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4997 I must've typed "farm at table near me". 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4998 One-stop slopping. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4999 At least they got the ranch dressing part correct. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5000 Welcome and please look carefully at our farm to table menu! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5001 This is "la oat cuisine". There's barley and rye in the slop of the day too! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5002 D-minus on your enunciation, Dear. Apparently your "looking forward to a swell meal" was heard as "... swill meal". 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5003 They serve only the finest organic, non-GMO, gluten-free slop. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5004 OMG,ranch house style. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5005 At Chez Earl, farm-to-table ain’t just fancy jargon. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5006 He must mean if he teaches us to farm, we can feed ourselves for life. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5007 Is the Pork Fresh? 1.1375 0.04620 80 70 7 2
5008 They call this their “impossible” pork-belly appetizer. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
5009 The chef has a barnyard star. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5010 Welcome to Farmer Brown's. Have you 'swined' with us before? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5011 Hi Our restaurant farms the ingredients from the scratch! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5012 They weren’t kidding about their commitment to farm to table dining. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5013 When I said "Galveston Slim's BBQ" was on my Bucket List, this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5014 So this is Ranch-style Vegan.... 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5015 Harold, remember when I complained about the tiny portions back in the city? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5016 Yee Haw! Bon Appetit y'all 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
5017 I thought the farm was a metaphor. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5018 Now honey, I just want you to taste it before you say you don't want any. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5019 I was expecting a more balanced Tex-Mex ratio. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5020 You said farm to table, not trough to table. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5021 On the plus side, it's all you can eat. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5022 Sooo…...this is farm to table 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5023 I guess this is more of a barn to table type restaurants. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5024 This looks a lot like yesterday's "Slop-du-jour" 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5025 I hope you didn’t come for the presentation. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5026 I’m all bout Farm to Table...but seriously...? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5027 Is it certified organic? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5028 Well, they did say it was authentic Western chili. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5029 Well folks, this is as organic as it gets. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5030 This is what I call real farm to table! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5031 I thought I said I wanted something swell, not swill. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5032 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said "farm-to-table" 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5033 This isn't exactly what I was referring to when I told you I wanted to get screwed by a cowboy. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5034 That's it. I've had my fill with farm to table. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5035 Don't act surprised, you politicians eat here all the time.......... 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5036 They weren't kidding about the serving sizes. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5037 Would you like the first slurp? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5038 Honey! I think you YELPed for animals 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5039 I know we're capitalist swine, Harry, but isn't this a bit extreme? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5040 This is what happens when you don't order your greens in advance. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5041 No wonder their ranch dressing is world famous. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5042 It’s supposed to come with a side of salt licks ....... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5043 Bon appetit, dear! It's the Plat du Jour for old, white, males in Texas! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5044 Of course its organic and vegan. It's slop. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5045 Lets try this again without Algernon 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5046 Did we really need this maze now that we have flying rats. scientist2: damn right 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 5 2
5047 Yay to the roll back. But what about water..... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5048 So, how long have you been free range now? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5049 I thought the ad said 'Truffles' not, 'Trough-Fulls' . 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5050 I guess this is truly from our farm table to yours. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5051 A four-star Google rating doesn't seem to carry as much weight as it used to. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5052 Farm-to-Table is highly overrated in my opinion 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5053 Dude, this is not the kind of 'ranch' we ordered! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5054 Could you recommend a nice red to go with this slop? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5055 Farm to table" It's all the rang 1.1316 0.03903 76 65 10 0
5056 Yessiree Bob! Farm to Table 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5057 Come for the portions, but stay for the rodeo 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5058 This place is famous for its authentic seed to table food. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5059 Oh, I’m sorry. We ordered the farm-to-table jalapeño rabbit pellet poppers. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5060 It’s the ultimate in farm-to-table cuisine. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5061 To be honest, that's not what I expected when you said this is a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1316 0.03903 76 64 9 0
5062 Well . . . David and Janice did warn us about the portion size. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5063 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted farm to table. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5064 The Times said it was the ultimate farm-to-table experience. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5065 Daddy’s will said it’s ‘cause I dissed his horse 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5066 Here ya go .... the new farm-to-table special for two. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5067 Remind me why we wanted to try a farm-style restaurant. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5068 Maybe we should have skipped the appetizers. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5069 The booze is flowing like mud around here. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5070 And PLEASE, don't tell me "the backstroke"! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5071 Hee Haw? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5072 Good of you to suggest farm-to-table for our first and last date. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5073 I guess I was expecting something a little different when the menu said “straight from the farm”. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5074 You said you wanted a farm-to-table dining experience. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5075 Here's your double order of roundup hash. Chow down. It's vegan. 1.1316 0.04329 76 66 8 1
5076 Farm to table dining is all the rage 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5077 I hope it comes with two pieces of hollow straw. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5078 They say it’s the latest trend in the Farm-to-Table movement. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5079 This is farm-to-table? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5080 Greg, this isn't what I meant by farm to table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5081 Suey, sueeeey, sueeeey! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5082 Rope in the tale of some pungent odors! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5083 So much for the Wyoming prix fixe. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5084 This is my first blind dinner. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5085 Yes. All you can eat, farm to table 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5086 “Here you are. Slop it up. Go hog wild.” 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5087 We are out of glasses. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5088 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said I was in the mood for farm-to-table. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5089 Just go along with his foolishness; Dad thinks you are too old for me. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5090 At least there's no doubt it's farm-to-table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5091 Soooooooeeeeeee!!! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5092 This isn't what I pictured when we ordered "an appetizer for the table." 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5093 We should have gone to that new restaurant where you dine in the dark. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5094 Glad we agreed to split the entree 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5095 It’s got a worse nose than even hers. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5096 Could I have some oyster crackers with it? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5097 The chef is especially proud of his slop Joes. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5098 I said I was hungry enough to eat a horse, not to eat like one. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5099 Well, I thought the restaurant's name 'Slop in the Trough' was quaint when I made the reservation. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5100 Is this what millennials call "Farm to Table"? 1.1316 0.03903 76 65 10 0
5101 Excuse me! I ordered the organic slop! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5102 Howdy,folks. We're an all-ranch-style restaurant. Enjoy your trough of hog food. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5103 Well it's definitely straight from the farm... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5104 I think we need a step between farm and table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5105 For my birthday, I did ask you to bring me to an authentic “Farm to Table” restaurant. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5106 I told you this dress makes me look fat! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5107 These zero-waste efforts are getting a little out of hand.. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5108 I heard that vegans released his cows, so now he is skipping to the other part of the food pyramid and giving us the animal's food. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5109 Farm to table? This is not what I had in mind. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5110 Si si istý, že toto myslel lekár surovou stravou? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5111 I dunno, I think the whole "farm to table" concept has gone a bit too far 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5112 We call this coulis de cattle. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5113 Whoops—this is barn to table. 1.1316 0.03424 76 66 9 0
5114 Will we get our salad tonight? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5115 The "Farm to Table" restaurant fad is getting out of hand. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5116 How long will it take for the compost to produce? We're quite hungry. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5117 You are what you eat, eats. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5118 Tell me how this shit tastes 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5119 I hear the oats and hay a la carte are to die for... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5120 Farm to Table...I guess it's more of a restaurant thing. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5121 Good thing we didn’t order the Entree size. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5122 Hi there, welcome to our new table-to-farm restaurant. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5123 This here dude ranch serves authentic swill. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5124 It'll thicken up nicely once you add the oats. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5125 Yes, we did want our appetizers, main courses and desserts mixed together, but in separate troughs. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5126 Next time let’s not order from the ‘farm-to table’ entrée choices. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5127 I'm excited, Yelp gave the pig slop 5 stars--and look at those generous portions. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5128 It looks delicious, but maybe a bit more kale? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5129 Farm to table has gone a little to far for me. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5130 we bring eating at the farm right to your table. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5131 Is this in reference to how we ate our last meal? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5132 I think this new "wait loss" diet is actually going to work. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5133 Is this still part of the table side guac service? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5134 You wanted authentic farm-to-table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5135 ‘I will also bring paper straws’ 1.1316 0.04717 76 67 6 2
5136 You called me a cow now you have to eat like one Jared. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5137 Let's get out of here! I'm not eating this slop! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5138 Is 'species appropriation' a thing? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5139 At least it is Vegan slop 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5140 You really have to bucket the slop at the table to get the full aroma. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5141 I'm sorry, but I believe we ordered the swill, not the slop. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5142 Honey, is he compost-shaming us? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5143 Next time let's skip farm-to-table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5144 This farm-to-table food trend is getting a little out of hand. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5145 I’ll also have the red. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5146 Well the presentation is ... sloppy 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5147 What wine did we decide would accompany this? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5148 They say the slop is excellent. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5149 When they said Farm to Table, I had something else in mind 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5150 We drained the swamp, here’s what we came up with, enjoy. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5151 Richard, this fantasy vacation was a stroke of genius. I feel just like a real proletarian. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5152 This simple, yet versatile, serving dish is easy to care for and supports a combination of unanticipated foods and flavors. Comes with hand-carved matching wooden ladles pierced by rope catches. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5153 Are you sure that's the vegetarian slop? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5154 I knew when Jr. cancelled, we should not have kept our reservation in Dumbo. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5155 ...more like "ranch to table." 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5156 This here batch won the troughy at the farm to table awards. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5157 It's all we've got that's vegan. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5158 When you said you were getting me a gold necklace, I didn't thing I'd have to pan for it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5159 Honestly, I cannot taste the difference between the GMO-free Vegan slop and bio-engineered Vegan slop. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5160 The review said “attractive atmosphere, only the finest ingredients, not much on presentation. “ 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5161 Now this is taking farm-to-table to the extreme. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5162 Sorry... someone broke our Riedel trough. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5163 This is the latest dining trend, farm-on-table. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5164 Is this real authentic western grub? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5165 The reviews didn't say they put the farm ON the table. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5166 I think the farm-to-table movement has officially played itself out. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5167 Hmm... now I'm having second thoughts about having voted for a Socialist. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5168 Perhaps we should have splurged on the more expensive wine. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5169 I thought we ordered the children's portion. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5170 Honey, I understand that you want to relate more to your constituents on the farm; however... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5171 Of all the things on the menu, you had to order swill. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5172 And this is on the farm. Enjoy! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5173 You know, this was one of the first farm-to-table restaurants. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5174 It is the new “Table To Farm” concept 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5175 We're eliminating the middle man. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5176 "Yep, like I always say, be careful what you ask for; you might get it! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5177 Umm.. can we go back on the Keto diet 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5178 When you said farm-to-table, you really meant it. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5179 You said you wanted pet a horse, so... 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5180 Maybe if there wasn't quite so much 'farm' in 'farm-to-table.' 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5181 I’m over farm to table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5182 Ugly as this color is, I thought we should bury it. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5183 Farm to plate cuisine is a cultivated taste 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5184 I didn’t realize is was ‘Manson family’ style. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5185 So, this is a ranch to table restaurant 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5186 Do you also do table to farm? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5187 This farm to table craze is getting to be a bit much. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5188 Do you have a wine list to go with the trough? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5189 Doesn't get much more 'farm to table' than this! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5190 Pete Wells says the flavors are quite subtle. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5191 Spoons and napkins are optional extras. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5192 Is this organic, locally sourced slop? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5193 Still better than eating your unshaven ass 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5194 They’ve elevated farm-to-table to a whole new level. 1.1316 0.03903 76 68 7 1
5195 I told you the swill appetizer would be big enough for the two of us. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5196 I hate these Wall Street restaurants! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5197 Remember Gerald... Keep your pinky up when you serve at the nice restaurant. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5198 Okay, I’ll admit it: farm-to-table has gone too far. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5199 This is feeling like a farm-to-table-to-doggiebag situation... 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5200 Well, you wanted farm-to-table and it was on special 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5201 We need to clean the pool more often. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5202 This here's the tomato soup slop, straight from farm to table. Non-GMO, Vegan, no antibiotics or pesticides. The taste, that I cannot vouch for, I'm sorry. I only eat steak! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5203 A little salt and you’re all set. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5204 It's the perfect resting spot for our whims" 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5205 So much for "The ultimate farm-to-table experience." 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5206 I'm not sure of the etiquette here, Mr. President. This is my first time at the trough. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5207 My last job? Why do you ask? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5208 Yeah, it's just GRUB. My bad" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5209 It's the Post Paleolithic diet that emerged during the early agricultural period. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5210 If ya’ all hang around a while, I promise this here meal will grow on ya’ all 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5211 Let’s just say it runs the full range of ‘free range’. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5212 Your diarrhea, sir. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5213 When I said he eats like a horse, I was only kidding. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5214 The basic swill order is usually a mistake 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5215 Chow down! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5216 I didn't realize what Mary meant when she raved about this restaurant being farm to table. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5217 We discussed this. It's genuine 'ranch-to-table'--so don't ask for utensils. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5218 Trough Stroganoff 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5219 Who needs a caption? The image is a hoot! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5220 You mean there aren't any spoons? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5221 It's the specialty of the house, dear; it's whey in the manger. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5222 When he showed you the menu, did you say "Swell" or "Swill?" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5223 From Farm to table... it's totally organic! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5224 Thanks! And can I have some chopsticks with that, please? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5225 If we can't finish, I'll bring the car around front. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5226 Best slop east of the Pecos 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5227 I didn't know they had an open casket option for cremation. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5228 Extreme farm to table! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5229 I think they're taking this farm to table concept a little too far. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5230 Once you finish the drinks. I'll take your food order 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5231 At least they're honest. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5232 Do you think we could order beans al dente? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5233 We take the whole farm-to-table concept pretty seriously here. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5234 I dibs the little pieces of corn. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5235 Organic swines are really popular these days. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
5236 I guess we know why it's a special, now. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5237 I'm telling you, this is the juiciest steak you will ever try. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5238 Now your not gonna want this to settle so dig in. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5239 It’s part of our new trough to table menu. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5240 The prix fixe menu is all served together. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5241 you may be surprised, but pig-remain slop chef wasn’t my original idea of a stable income. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5242 Eat this, pigs 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5243 Still? I thought you said swill. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5244 Last time I made the mistake of ordering Thousand Island. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5245 Why did you think the sign that said "Eat Slop Out Of A Flipped Over Parking Bumper" was ironic? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5246 It might be a little too deconstructed for me. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5247 When the Gruel-O-Matic is implemented, this poor guy will be out of a job. 1.1316 0.03903 76 65 10 0
5248 This isn't what I was picturing when you said farm-to-table... 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5249 Now, y’all said it was an anniversary so the chefs have dug up a lil something special for ya 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5250 Are you sure you told them ‘to g 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5251 Farm to table experience for two. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5252 Still or sparkling? 1.1316 0.05410 76 70 2 4
5253 Excuse me, I think the ribs are raw. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5254 The slop is great, but I'm just a little concerned about the wedding cake about to fall on your head. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5255 I know it's gluten-free but this is ridiculous. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5256 I think maybe this Table to Farm concept just isn't working for me. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5257 I guess this is what they meant by farm-to-table 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5258 Not what I had in mind when you said farm to table. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5259 Their table-to-farm business model is inspired. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5260 I understand no need for forks but I need napkins for this Texas size meal. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5261 Like the menu says, ‘every item is farm to table’. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5262 I believe my cud came with a side of honey mustard 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5263 Yes, but is it Vegan swill? 1.1299 0.03384 77 68 9 0
5264 Guaranteed hormone and antibiotic free always! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5265 They're calling it barn-to-table, Dear. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5266 I am not so sure that Farm to Table is my thing. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5267 They did say the restaurant was “farm-to-table”. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5268 So now you are going to want the gravy to set for a while and then you remove the formwork to reveal your commemorative mold. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5269 Sir, what wine would you recommend we pair with this 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5270 I’m getting so tired of farm-to-table cuisine. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5271 This taking farm-to-table a little too far. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5272 And for the next course we're walked through a mysterious winding chute. Exciting! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5273 It's farm to table. Try not to make a pig of yourself. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5274 I'm having second thoughts about the whole farm-to-table movement! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5275 You’d never know it was gluten free. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5276 These farm-to-table places are becoming a bit much. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5277 This experience is elevated and deconstructed for your dining pleasure. 1.1299 0.04276 77 66 8 1
5278 So, that's "western style" is it? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5279 our trough to table special 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5280 Have they ever heard of portion control?! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5281 This cowboy gruel looks like dookie! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5282 neither could summon the courage to ask what was happening 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5283 They really offer good-sized portions here. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5284 What kind of cockamamie fondue restaurant is this? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5285 Well, you did say you wanted to pig out. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5286 A rancher struggles to hold down a job after the consumption of animal flesh is banned. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5287 Rustic it is! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5288 We’re reducing our carbon footprint 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5289 Good choice, Folks! Just freshly squeezed by grandma's feet no more than 15 minutes ago. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5290 I’ve heard of from farm to table, but this is ridiculous. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5291 I didn't know this is what they meant by "farm to table". 1.1299 0.03856 77 66 10 0
5292 I hope this isn't GMO slop. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5293 MY favorite SLOP in a TROFT 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5294 Oh, you meant you can lead a HORSE to water! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5295 My favorite! Liquefied hog jowls and jelly. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5296 Where'd they find you? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5297 I thought you said todayk.NSURLSession.{FB4BC3B5-B6DE-472B-AD67-DFA40144E47D}{(null)}{Y}{Y}{{www.facebook.com:443}www. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5298 It's all in the blend. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5299 Dessert is a hand-written apology to your estranged father, begging him to take you back as a hired laborer. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5300 It happened so gradually that I didn't even notice, but this hibachi place has really gone downhill. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5301 I see dementia runs in your family too. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5302 The whole true experience it's not even using hands. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5303 Maybe I'm really not as hot as I think I am? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5304 This is the step beyond family style. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5305 They seated us for the early feeding because we have tickets to the opera. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5306 Well that explains the gas station 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5307 It read the ‘who ate my cheese’ book 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5308 Should i start the IGtv video now? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5309 Lets ignore this as an outlier and move on 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5310 This one our last mouse, i hope it works this time! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5311 Straws? Not down here in the south. 1.1233 0.04338 73 64 7 1
5312 No apples? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5313 This whole farm-to-table craze has gotten out of hand. 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
5314 I hear their Ranch umami is absolutely exquisite. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5315 This brings 'farm to table' to a whole new level. 1.1233 0.03875 73 62 8 0
5316 To ensure a most authentic, intimate, and thorough dining experience we kindly suggest no tableware for the swill. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5317 I said farm-to-table not sustainable! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5318 The New Yorker raved about this place and said the trough is to die for. Don’t be a snob! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5319 Can we get a spoon over here? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5320 Well, the farm has come to the table, alright. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5321 I've been told that trough-dining is going to be the next big thing. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5322 Great to share, and bring the rest home in a bovine bag. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5323 The farm-to-table movement is becoming a bit extreme 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5324 Vegan farmer special for two. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5325 They really take 'Farm to Table' to the next level. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5326 I know I said I’m hungry, but I’m not a pig. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5327 Gives "Farm to Table" a whole new meaning 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5328 They’re pigs, Marge. Do we really need to taste everything we feed them? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5329 Oh, it’s organic” 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5330 Luckily, this place offers gluten-free slop. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5331 I thought a liquid regimen will help us through Dry January. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5332 I suppose this is a farm-to-table dining experience. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5333 It’s more authentic if we both oink. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5334 Oh, thanks, this must be that expensive dish that offers youth preservation, muscle strength, skin smoothing and enhanced sexual performance 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5335 This is my first time in an all-you-can-slurp place. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5336 Unlike the others, they emphasize the farm over the table. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5337 This is Texas-style cuisine. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5338 Well this is taking the farm to table movement too far. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5339 No sweetie, nowhere did that Bourdain guy mentioned anything about a trough".. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5340 At least he has his pinky out. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5341 Really puts the “farm” in “farm to table”, doesn’t it? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5342 Is this what they call farm to table? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5343 When you said this bistro was on your bucket list, I had a somewhat different impression. 1.1233 0.03875 73 63 9 0
5344 But dear, all the most neoteric trattorie are farm-to-table now. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5345 This is the most authentic farm to table you’ll ever experience 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5346 This is one of the best Farm-to-Table restaurants in the city. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5347 I though we had ordered wine!! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5348 Fresh veggies are worth the wait. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5349 I told you it was a barn to table restaurant 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5350 Are those chunks organic? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5351 as a greeting from the kitchen, is your gluten free hay shake 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5352 Farm to table never looked like this. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5353 This takes 'All you can eat' to a whole new level. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5354 I think Fluffy would have been happier in just the box”.. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5355 I always like to sample the slop du jour. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5356 Extra napkins and utensils are available for an add on cost 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5357 We should have ordered the small trough of swill. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5358 It's called Swine Dining 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5359 Farm to table, folks. Certified organic. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5360 I just love these "All You Can Eat" nights. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5361 To be clear, we ordered the deconstructed 'farm to table'. 1.1233 0.03875 73 63 8 0
5362 This is gluten free,right? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5363 Not sure I have the appetite for ‘Farm to Table’ cuisine. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5364 It's organic slop, and good for you. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5365 Now this is taking farm-to-table a little bit too far. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5366 It would eventually be bacon, so eat up. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5367 So "Slop of the Day" wasn't a typo after all. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5368 You certainly meant we were going to a farm to table restaurant. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5369 the review did say this was hog heaven 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5370 One man's slop... 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
5371 This restaurant is farm to table, I presume. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5372 Bone Apple Tea, y’all 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5373 Yes, this and it's curative properties are in the pre fixe menu, tell me when. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5374 It's the latest all in one: facial, soup and body cleanse. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5375 I think this farm-to-table phenomenon has finally jumped the shark 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5376 Your choice, folks! Cups, bowls or straws? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5377 This guy from Panning-for-Gold at Home said we can use our pans. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5378 Our organic farm to table trough of oil. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5379 Wow, they take farm to table seriously here. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5380 its Farm-to-table Claire, not farmer 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5381 Joan did say this place is taking "farm to table" a little too seriously. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5382 Trust me... This is better than chicken soup! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5383 It's Dinner and a Movie before we see Blazing Saddles. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5384 I wish they’d go back to using straws 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5385 Have you ever heard of farm-to-table dining? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5386 Now, don't be hogs. We got plenty of slop tonight 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5387 This is the slop that divides us! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5388 I’m a little nervous you’re going to forget to go left again, honey. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5389 they say Farm to Table is the latest rage 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5390 This is our special yelp reviewer dish. Y’all eat shit and die now. :) 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5391 It's the new FDA approved liquid diet...everybody who's in the know is doing it! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5392 I like to supporter of farm to table dining, but this is a bit much. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5393 No tip for him. It’s “lower from the left, raise from the right,” 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5394 It's what we get for ordering a Paleo - friendly meal in Texas. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5395 Hmmm. Oaky. And is that a bit of corn I detect? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5396 The farm-to-table freshness at this place is next-level! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5397 I shouldn't have ordered the horseradish 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5398 Exactly who recommended this restaurant? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5399 What are the prospects for dinner? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5400 Iordered 'stew' , NOT 'slough'! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5401 Since Bev left I’ve been doing all the cooking. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5402 You want to speak to the chef? Well, trough luck. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5403 I told you not to make such a big deal about being on the force. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5404 Wow...they weren’t kidding when they said, “farm to table”. Eoin Atlagh, New Hyde Park, N.Y. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5405 Isn't this a swill place? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5406 So, the next food trend must be Farm to Trough. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5407 It's the most authentic farm style restaurant in town. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5408 Well folks, I told y'all today's special is White Trough All soup! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5409 For a restaurant with so many five star ratings, I'll admit, I had something different in mind. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5410 It's bound to be better than the swill we ate at that other place. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5411 You did ask for a "farm to table" restaurant, remember ? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5412 I didn't know farm-to-table means we eat like the animals. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5413 This place is know for it's schlooooorrppppp. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5414 Keto Diet? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5415 I think this "farm to table" thing may have gone a little too far. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5416 They said it would be farm to table, but no spoons? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5417 I told you this place offers an authentic farm-to-table dining experience. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5418 Cementing the dying roots! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5419 Rhonda promised me that this new Soylent tasting menu is really something special. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5420 Farm to table isn't what I imagined it would be. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5421 The review said it was the most authentic farm to table restaurant in the city. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5422 When I said Michelin, I wasn't thinking rubber" 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5423 It's farm to table . . . free of tariffs. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5424 OK, I am all for saving the planet but this is taking recycling WAY too far!! Deborah Burnett, Queens, New York 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5425 This is the next evolution of paleo 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5426 I think that this farm-to-table movement is maybe going too far 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5427 This takes farm-to-table to whole 'nother level. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5428 Today's farm to table daily special is pig swill. I'm excited. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5429 Its more like farm-to-blender-to-table... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5430 Here’s the appetizer for the Slow Food Restaurant. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5431 The slop doesn't look as fresh from the range as last time. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5432 The maître d' tells me you were just betroughed... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5433 How would you like your cow pie? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5434 This wasn't the grass-fed pork meal I had in mind. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5435 The menu did said, “Local grown.” 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5436 They might be taking the farm-to-table shtick a little too far. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5437 I asked for a sloppy joe, not slop! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5438 Yes, well, we recently fell on trough times. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5439 You thought "The Slop House" was a cute name? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5440 When you said "farm to table," I wasn't expecting this. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5441 That's it, I'm officially over the farm to table craze. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5442 This farm to table trend has gone a little too far! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5443 Makes me wonder what ‘farm to table’ must be like in Iowa.” 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5444 It was rated a 5 star Farm to Table. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5445 When you suggested a farm immersive I did not expect to eat from a trough!! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5446 Sure, but you can't beat the portions. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5447 Try to think of it as a healthy Farm-to-table option, rather than Swine Slop Stew. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5448 Here it is, the Hew Haw Special, all you can eat. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5449 I know it's a shared trough restaurant, but I was hoping they'd at least give us plates. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5450 This is our “Watch it grow hydroponic menu.” 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5451 They weren’t kidding about the farm to table feature of this restaurant. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5452 Right after dinner we have the dance contest. Tonight is The Slop. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5453 When they said farm to table - I had no idea it was literal! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5454 I ordered the full course pork meal expecting food, not the experience of eating like a pig... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5455 Is this slop locally sourced? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 6 1
5456 I like farm-to-table as much as anyone, but this is a bit much. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5457 I ordered the “beyond sausage” not the “before sausage” 1.1233 0.04338 73 64 7 1
5458 i think our relationship has hit a new trough 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5459 This Farm to Table experience is getting out of hand... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5460 Please no elbows on the table. Thank you! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5461 So you wanted to try a legit farm-to-table restaurant? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5462 The menu said this was the Lobster and Filet Mignon a la chef McConnell. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5463 - Did you order all you can drink? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5464 The “farm to table” movement has gotten a little extreme, don’t you think? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5465 Hungry as horses, right? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5466 I thought this Authentic Western Cuisine would be more appealing. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5467 They shouldn't have to compete with Golden Corral and yet... 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5468 Is this the 'Warm French Quaff,' or the 'Farm-Fresh Trough?' 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5469 Farm to table has just reached it's low point. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5470 I told you it was "farm to table" cuisine. 1.1233 0.03875 73 61 9 0
5471 i told you not to order from the prix fixe menu. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5472 Are you sure that slop is organic? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5473 From now on, let’s avoid restaurants with “feed bag” in the title. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5474 Honey, maybe our idea of Texan-Vegan fusion wasn't a good idea after all... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5475 Think we've taken farm-to-table too far? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5476 I won't be able to finish it all myself Bob, are you sure you won't have any? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5477 The waiter also handles the branding...with an iron 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5478 I thought Farm to Trough was just the name of the restaurant. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5479 ...With sugar cubes and bread crumbs for desert! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5480 It's good for you, just like single payer health insurance. Just wait until you see the size of spoons. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5481 Maybe we should dial back this farm-to-table movement. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5482 I've got to remove "vegan" from my dating profile! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5483 the year is 2020. ukrainian meddling cost trump the election. in punishment for their outsized place in the conservative consciousness, adam schiff and the globalists conscript redblooded american men to serve actual garbage to suburban white ladies. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5484 This slop has a 4.8 strar-rating on google; must be the carmelized shiitake mushrooms, not the sliver-lined bovine-trough presentation! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5485 I can't wait to see the entrée. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5486 They did say they were farm-to-table. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5487 I thought you said the slop here was authentic 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5488 "We're proud to introduce our newest farm to table specialty tonight. Enjoy." 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5489 Welcome to Golden Corral. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5490 I know this is straight farm to table but I was expecting something less organic. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5491 Well, the reviews did say that the chef embraces irony. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5492 Is it me or has the tasting menu lost its appeal? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5493 Somehow I thought the Farm to Table experience would be more upscale than this. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5494 We ordered the slop medium rare, not medium well. Send it back! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5495 Apparently, the farm skipped a few steps before delivering the pork chops. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5496 High class Trough dining, The latest in plant-based meals; satisfying everyone. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5497 I don't know about this farm-to-table thing. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5498 Is it too late to change my porkchop to the pasta? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5499 I told you S0 ! Ordering the ' Old Trough ' special ..... means it's impossible to leave here hungry ! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5500 The review did say something about this place being full of capitalists feeding at the trough, but I didn't think it applied to us. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5501 This isn’t what I meant when I said you eat like a pig. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5502 Yep, it's just another bucket of shit in your feeding trough, just the 3 buckets of shit cartoon captions The New Yorker predictably picks as the top 3 reading winners. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5503 I didn't think they meant "farm to table" so literally. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5504 Maybe when Tex here is done with feed, he could rustle up the check and punch the bald doggie opposite me. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5505 So much for the "authentic farm meal." 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5506 I've had it with "farm to table" dining! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5507 Your steaks come from cattle that also drank this water. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5508 Honey, I think I’m over “farm to table” 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5509 I was happy to come to a ranch style steak house, but this is ridiculous! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5510 Premium top soil, fertilized only by thoroughbred race horses. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5511 This is NOT what I expected when they said it's a "farm-to-table" restaurant! 1.1233 0.03875 73 63 9 0
5512 This farm-to-table craze is getting a bit out of hand. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5513 I’ve been getting a lot of complaints from management saying the pigs aren’t plump enough, so here I am. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5514 I guess this explains why we don’t have any utensils or napkins. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5515 I distinctly said "Pigs will fly." 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
5516 Could we get some water too please? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5517 I think Templeton's may be a little too farm-to-table for my tastes. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5518 Yes, I would like a straw. How else do you expect me to eat this slop. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5519 To think some people would rather eat slop rather than have this fine dining experience 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5520 When you take the pig out of the equation.... 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5521 They did say my farm-to-table subscription will have substitutes. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5522 Well it is a Farm to Table restaurant 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5523 this farm to table stuff is going a little too far. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5524 Now is the twilight of farm-to-table. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5525 I'm so mad. The one time we forget bibs. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5526 Were we fools to have expected more from Las Vegas? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5527 I sprung for the troff-to-table tasting menu. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5528 I told you the soup for two would have been plenty. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5529 I love this place because it's all you can eat. 1.1233 0.03875 73 63 9 0
5530 These charity challenges are definitely getting more interesting. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5531 The next course is truffles, right? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5532 Swill IS fine dining in these here parts. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5533 Is this vegan slop? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5534 This ranch to restaurant thing may have gone a little too far. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5535 This wasn’t exactly what we meant by farm to table 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5536 Is this the authentic appetizer or entree? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5537 Farm-to-table has hit a trough. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5538 I'm not a trough wife - I'm a trophy. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5539 I get the farm to table part, but not sure I see the chef inspired part. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5540 I'm so happy ancient grains are important to you too. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5541 Farm to table....seriously? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5542 I hear farm-to-table is all the rage. 1.1233 0.03875 73 63 8 0
5543 Close... I ordered the sloppy joes hi 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5544 What's this? We ordered pig slop. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5545 Sure hope this bucket wine pairs well with the trough slurry. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5546 Please complement the chef on the molasses lick appetizer. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5547 I see that you both have a nose for fine delicacies. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5548 CARLOS GHOSN FOUND A PLAN B AND WE ARE STUCK WITH THIS! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5549 You did say you wanted to go to a Farm to Table restaurant. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5550 Minimalism has gone too far? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5551 I suppose they did say the restaurant was farm-to-table. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5552 Sometimes I think this whole farm-to-table movement has gone too far. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5553 A new addition to our farm to table menu 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5554 I hadn't counted on your being so authentic farm to table. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5555 This gives new meaning to farm-to-table. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5556 Enjoy your trufull. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5557 Did we mistakenly order the family-sized Savory Slop Special 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5558 Honey, did we order the City Slicker SoupTrough? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5559 I was raised by pigs. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5560 Apparently, "Farm to Stable" wasn't a typo after all. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5561 I usually don't go for these "all-you-can-eat" deals. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5562 Well, have you ever seen a balding horse? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5563 I thought this place was glutton free... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5564 When you said we could try ultimate pig out, all you can eat, this is not what I thought it would be. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5565 I've never tried ranch-style before. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5566 Here is your "Going Full Hog" prefix. Slop it up! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5567 It looks like horse shit mais ç'est si bon. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5568 Alas,there was a time when the house specialty came with silverware. And napkins. LOTS of napkins. 1.1216 0.03825 74 62 9 0
5569 Zagat did say E 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5570 Eat up, you grubby capitalist pigs! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5571 Look Gary, you said ‘farm to table’ so I yelped ‘farm to table’ and now your whining about ‘farm to table,’ and I think I want a divorce. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5572 It's the stable menu, not the stabile menu. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5573 I detect this has been oaked in Spanish barrels, yes? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5574 Silage is a crop that has been preserved in a moist, succulent condition by partial fermentation in a tight container (silo) above or below ground. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5575 My hands are washed. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5576 Chuck Norris has really taken advantage of retirement with this restaurant concept. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5577 This farm to table thing has gone way too far. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5578 I'm sorry but we didn't order soup. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5579 On second thought, I'll pass on the 'farm to table' experience. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5580 What it lacks in appeal it makes up for in viscosity. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5581 What a treat! Panning for Gold prepared right at our table. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5582 Told ya the other farm-to-table restaurants are poseurs 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5583 Harold! I love adventurous dining, however, to "trough 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5584 I think they took the country theme a bit too far. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5585 Don't forget, it is customary to allow him to attach the feed bags for the next course. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5586 I thought the "suey" special was chinese... 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5587 Honey, I followed the wedding on BBC too, and what he promised her was his troth. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5588 The best farm-to-table is where the table is the farm. 1.1216 0.04282 74 65 7 1
5589 When I said I wanted farm-to-table this is not what I meant. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5590 We've officially hit peak farm-to-table. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5591 When you said you were getting me a rock, I didn't know we'd be gem mining. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5592 No No. that's okay. YOU go first! 1.1212 0.03065 66 59 7 0
5593 I hear the chef is a real pig. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5594 Shep said the soup is really good here. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5595 It’s a whole new approach for “farm-to-table” 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5596 Hey, it was your idea to try a "No Hands" restaurant. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5597 Food critics say this restaurant serves only the best farm to table slop. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5598 I've have always found an unoaked Chardonnay of Bourgogne appellation pairs very well w/ slop. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5599 I guess trauffle puree wasn't a typo after all. 1.1194 0.03024 67 60 7 0
5600 Nope. Send it back. I see a hair in the swill. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5601 Ooohui, ooohui, oohui! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5602 Oh honey, I said Pasteurized, not pasture-ized. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5603 Remind me again why I went into politics. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5604 He worked for Trump. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5605 This is ridiculous. You're overreacting. I didn't really mean living with you was like living with a pig. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5606 But is it free range organic slop? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5607 Fine, we won't be picky. Can we please have the risotto back? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5608 Best trough in the house! High protein, non GMO soy beans left over from trade war with China! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5609 I told you, if we give them the option theyll just use it everytime. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5610 I’m not saying this solves the subway rat problem, but it certainly makes it interesting. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5611 I see what you meant by cheese-wiz... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5612 On animal testing, but I just don’t know what we’re doing anymore 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5613 GOOD NEWs...NO FIRE... NO OCOTT MORRISON... BUT | WANT THAT CHEESE #NOVEGAN 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5614 I hate testing early adopters during CES. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5615 But... what if the rat is vegan? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5616 I said rat pack, not jetpack 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5617 We call him “Elon Mousk 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5618 I think we have rats in our little jetpack labyrinth... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5619 Perhaps a slightly larger carbon footprint wouldn't really be that bad after all. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5620 Now I see why they claim to be the only real farm food restaurant in town. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5621 Our special tonight, vegan pig slop. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5622 ...locally sourced...artisan...probiotic... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5623 They are known for their pail ale. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5624 Trough to Table takes plant-based to the next level. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5625 Here's some mousse - we've run out of moose. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5626 In this economy you’ve got to cut out the middle man if possible 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5627 This Fyre Festival has some unusual catering options 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5628 we feel our Organic Unfiltered Red opens best in a trough 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5629 You will need to hold my hair since you left the straws at home, Henry 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5630 Don't you just love trough-to-table? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5631 If you don’t cud it at least once, or dessert’s on me. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5632 ...I'm feeling "farm to table"-intolerant, tonight. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5633 It's the ultimate Keto diet--you eat what the cow eats directly! 1.1143 0.04337 70 62 6 1
5634 So this is what they mean by ranch to table. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5635 This is the gluten free slop, right? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5636 It’s All Ya Can Eat. Go hog wild! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5637 Is this dish vegan? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5638 Don't worry. This is a Keto Farm-to-Table place. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5639 I could swear he said "broth." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5640 Your wife is a fat pig” thats why pal 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5641 Here's the daily special. Spoon or straw? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5642 This is much better then putting on the feed bag. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5643 But is it CERTIFIED gluten free? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5644 Eating locally-sourced food just isn’t what it used to be. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5645 Here at The Trough,we like to bypass the middle pig. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5646 I swear it said Truffle of Chocolate. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5647 It got a five spur rating 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5648 The house recommends a bold Cabernet Franc to compliment its subtle flavors. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5649 I thought the soup of the day would be in a smaller quantity... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5650 Dear I asked for a fresh vegetable soup .... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5651 I said “when” before you began. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5652 You know, darling, candlelight is totally underrated. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5653 Still, Sparkling, or Trough? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5654 I suggest pairing the all natural, organic cooking with mud like in the old days special, with a fine white whiskey. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5655 Wine tasting just isn’t quite what it used to be. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5656 Is this Crème Brûlée? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5657 I guess this is how he sautés the road kill special. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5658 Maybe it's a good thing they didn't list the amount of calories on the menu 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5659 It said: "All you can eat pork dinner!" 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5660 You should see their bottomless mimosas! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5661 So, this is what you call a departure from norm, eating from a trough? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5662 I'll be back with the strainers in just a few minutes. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5663 What was that you said about leading a horse...? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5664 I'm going to eat mine open-face ... but feel free to use a spoon, honey. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5665 Honestly, when you said "authentic Western pork food," this wasn't what I visualized. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5666 The reviews said "farm-style" buffet. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5667 This is so much more intimate than that fondue place! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5668 Is this what you meant by betrothed, Harry? 1.1143 0.03830 70 61 8 0
5669 It's a much easier diet when you eat the whole 30 gallons in one sitting. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5670 Tables for Two" WTF?? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5671 If you're trying to say I'm getting fat, why not just get me a Peloton Bike like a normal husband? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5672 It's all you can eat so dig in! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5673 Wish they still gave us straws. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5674 I thought you ordered the nose bag for dinner. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5675 Maybe the gluten-free option wasn’t such a good idea after all. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5676 I expected something a little different when I read "rustic farm to table pop-up". 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5677 Disgusting, yes but at least it's authentic. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5678 The chef must be a different Jeremiah Bacon... 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5679 I thought we ordered sparkling water? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5680 Well, folks, welcome to the Hungry Heifer. This is your first course - soup. Just go on and belly up to the trough. Y'all slurp 'til your hearts content. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5681 I bet someone will try a witty caption about this slop? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5682 Do you have a doggy bag? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5683 It must have been my remark about putting on the old feed bag. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5684 I'm hungry as a horse, but I guess this will do. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5685 Tonight's special will have you stuffed like a pig! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5686 Perhaps we should've gone with the thistle nicoise? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5687 Oops, I think we're gonna need a doggy bag for this cowboy soup! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5688 Wait ‘til you see your just desert after you’ve been fattened up! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5689 Sorry, but I asked for the farm-to-table bone broth. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5690 I said no sloppy plating. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5691 This place seems to take “really rare” a bit too far. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5692 Good thing we didn't order the large trough. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5693 The year is 2080. This sludge is all that farmers can take from the earth to serve the wealthy. They are not happy. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5694 When you said you wanted a cheap meal, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5695 They're really bringing the farm directly to the table 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5696 Yup, it's vegan alright.. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5697 Who spilled the beans!! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5698 This is the vegan, gluten free, soy free, antibiotics free, all natural, raw, non GMO, organic, fat free, low carb special. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5699 I have always supported ‘farm to table’, right up to this moment! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5700 The best thing about this farm to table place is the size of the portions. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5701 I think when we said we wanted the 'petit four', he heard 'metaphor.' 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5702 Going on this budget to pay off the chandelier isn't worth it. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5703 I said "fresh baguettes, not fresh nuggets" 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5704 I had a lobster last time—made such a mess. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5705 Ah, that's why this restaurant is called "The Bourgeois Pig". Thought it was just one of those ironic names. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5706 '...pierre told me this was all the rage in France.' 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5707 Somehow, the Ranch to Table movement had reached its logical conclusion. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 7 0
5708 Biggest dang gravy boat I’ve ever seen. And so rustic. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5709 It looks like "farm to table" is finally expanding to the mass market. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5710 I can’t wait until this sooey vide fad dies down. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5711 You city folk strike me as a bit odd, but as requested, the trough-old-aoili. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5712 I guess ordering the bacon farm fresh does have its limits. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5713 Look, all I'm saying is you needed to be a bit more clear what you meant when you said you wanted take me to go pig-out. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5714 After experiencing an authentic farm-to-table meal, Pipa realizes she's a pretentious, farmwashing bitty. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5715 They feed horses, don't they? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5716 Farm to trough and organic too! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5717 Farm to table“ , as advertised 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5718 I wouldn’t even eat a pig who’d been fed this slop 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5719 It's time to move on from farm to table. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5720 Sidonvosfjnvedojjvljsdj 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5721 Well, the Yelp review did say "Farm to trough." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5722 You know, Stan, you could be right. Maybe it IS time to go cold turkey with the coffee. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5723 Sous vide? No, I said sooie. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5724 I was told we get to roll around in our excrement first! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5725 Whoa...that's plenty...do we really have to eat with our hands behind our backs? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5726 I guess this is the new Service à la Russe people have been talking about. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5727 Sweetie, I don't think this is what we paid for 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5728 It was billed as the best in “trough to table” dining. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5729 It's the Monday Special, Re-fried 10 Gallon Haute. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5730 Maybe burgers would be faster than our order of freshly grown micro greens 1.1143 0.04337 70 62 6 1
5731 Farm to table is so passé, we’re all about Farm on table. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5732 It's their special, farm food served family style. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5733 For looking at my sister's butt, this is what you get, you pig. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5734 Soo-ie! That looks so good! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5735 Welcome to the hog trough the newest in culinary dining! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5736 I should have been more specific when I requested "farm-to-table." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5737 I know. But the portions are large, and gluten free. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5738 They're now offering us the ultimate vegan dining experience - the ruminant diet 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5739 You might as well eat from a troth, your wife has the face for it. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5740 We ordered dinner in a feed bag please. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5741 To get that authentic taste requires that we plunge right in. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5742 I ordered the chop suey, not 'soo-eee!' 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5743 We really should change our name from Hogg to Ewe. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5744 Chateauneuf de Pape? I think it’s off. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5745 Why the face? We told you it was farm-to-table. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5746 NO I am not as surprised as last week when you said we should 'tie on the old feed bag' 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5747 The entire menu is 'Farm to Face' 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5748 This is not what I had in mind for ‘all you can eat Wednesday’. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5749 Trough to table - it's authentic dining without the intermediaries. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5750 We brought our own straws. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5751 Maybe we should have taken that first table they offered us. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5752 I pictured ‘all-you-can-eat vegan nite’ a little differently. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5753 I finally gave up on paleo. This equine diet should have legs though. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5754 Honey, can we rethink this whole 'Trough o' Sauce Challenge'?" Anders Bengtson, Minneapolis, M 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5755 Can we get silverware when you have a sec? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5756 Well, you wanted authentic Western grub... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5757 we heard the ranch dressing was to die for 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5758 I thought O-vine style meant something else 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5759 The best farm to table trough, don't you think? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5760 Honey, did the website say farm to table, or farmer? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5761 I told you we didn’t have to dress up for the new cuisine experience” 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5762 Fresh gluten-free, non-GMO and 100% vegan shit, enjoy! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5763 And your previous experience was...? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5764 Don´t mind Aron. He´ll be out as a light as soon as he´s sowed his oats. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5765 Boy, "family style" doesn't mean what it used to. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5766 What were you thinking? At a Tex-Mex restaurant? Okay, I get the trough, but borscht? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5767 I know you wanted to gossip, but I didn't expect all the dirt. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5768 This here’s your stafter, the Durango special. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5769 It's very...east meets west... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5770 And this here is our organic and sustainable slop. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5771 Oh! I’ve really been looking forward to this course! I used to eat shit all the time. Like, actual shit. Real, human shit. Oh my god! That’s Mark Summers! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5772 I love it here. And you don’t have to tip! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5773 I've always wondered what "farm-to-table" restaurants were, exactly 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5774 You were right—this is trough of my dating life. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5775 Uh, this is not what I imagined a Farm to Table restaurant to be. Let's leave now. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5776 Honey, I think I am all set with Farm to Table 2.0 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5777 Your Instagram followers are sure to eat this up. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5778 You know, I never thought there was a thing as too much chili. And it turns out that I was absolutely right! Keep it coming buckaroo! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5779 Let's not rush to judgement, Harold. Maybe it's just the soup course... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5780 We ordered truffles, not a trough. 1.1143 0.03830 70 61 8 0
5781 It’s asthma prevention week. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5782 Would a red wine be better with this, or a white? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5783 It's not grosser than having your index finger grafted as nose, trust me. Also, this smells like down home aardvark slop like granny used to make. Burp! I'm Susan. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5784 I think we ordered family style, not family sty." 1.1143 0.04337 70 61 6 1
5785 I know we ordered slop but the loose scraps of potato peel seem a little on the nose. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5786 I didn’t realize meeting on Blender would be so literal. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5787 I know that you told me that you are a vegetarian but this is a bit much" 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5788 The Moose Souffle..enjoy! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5789 Have you dined at a farm to trough restaurant before? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5790 So explain again how soaking my feet in this mixture for just 30 minutes can permanently cure my spending addiction? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5791 I thought the waiter said 'start with a broth'; isn't this a trough? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5792 They really do have a keen understanding of farm to table here. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5793 I hope their straws are paper. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5794 You weren't kidding about giving your diners a true western experience, were you? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5795 We've just served the last of our tap, but lucky for you my horse's water pail has plenty to go around! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5796 This is for no tip last time 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5797 I guess this is our first Dude Ranch immersion experience... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5798 Yummy! Fermented, gluten-free, vegan, ketogenic, paleo swill! 1.1143 0.04337 70 62 6 1
5799 When the menu listed "Down-home Farm Dinner". this is not what I had imagined... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5800 I substituted the mung bean protein for pigeon peas. I call it “Unimaginable Meat.” 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5801 I know this winery -- it's in Texas wine country. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5802 I ordered soup, not slop. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5803 I thought this place was kind of fancy for FarmersOnly.com. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5804 You expect us to drink this with paper straws? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5805 It's so we'll know how the cows feel, when we get to the meat course. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5806 I used to enjoy our vacations to Westworld! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5807 That why the restaurant is called The Throt, dear. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5808 The Instant Pot has really inspired Chef Slim, it seems ... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5809 SLOP Seasonal Local Omnivorous Gastronomy 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5810 Now I’m not sure if y’all are gonna be able to eat with noses like that. Good god what happens to the two of you. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5811 I didn't expect 'rustic dining' to be quite this rustic. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5812 I thought you said "haute cuisine", not "oat cuisine". 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5813 So is it the trade war that has pushed you into the farm to table model? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5814 Yummy. Utensil-free omikase. Can't wait to taste the next eleven courses. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5815 This BBQ really is fall-off-the-bone. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5816 Are you sure this is the house specialists 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5817 Honey, this is not farm-to-table... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5818 Does slop pair better with red or white? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5819 When they reviewed this place as a pigsty, they were right! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5820 Well, they did say the menu was limited. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5821 I eat like a pig when I'm hungry. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5822 I guess we won't need silverware. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5823 Next time, we reference Yelp instead of Lizzo's Twitter feed... OK? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5824 So this is Western fusion?! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5825 Are you sure this is rootin'-tootin' free? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5826 Eat up. Next course he hand throws chicken feed on the table. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5827 They're out of the truffle so they brought us a trough-full. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5828 They say fine dining, yet they treat us like cattle. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5829 I never said this place was swell. I said swill! 1.1143 0.03830 70 61 8 0
5830 I thought you said we were going out for truffles. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5831 Organic? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5832 Todays Special 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5833 The dairy-free vegan soy cheese doesn’t seem to be having the same effect... 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5834 The review said "at the forefront of the farm-to-table movement". 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5835 Farm to table - Trough to face. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5836 Welcome to Feed. New York's hot new upscale restaurant where everything on the menu is what we feed farm animals 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5837 What's the source for that? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5838 It's all part of the new Mine to Table movement. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5839 I'm starting to wonder whether our chef is a socialist. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5840 I'm guessing "Hog's Cuisine" restaurant name should have a clue. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5841 What is this slip, Joe? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5842 And this is why I prefer free-range 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5843 Real farm-to-table. You want pork chops, you feed them first. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5844 This is taking the Farm to Table thing a bit far, don't you think? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5845 I guess "farm-on-table" wasn't a typo? 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
5846 It is the latest craze in ‘Table to Farm’ cuisine. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5847 Some of these theme restaurants take things a little too far, if you ask me... 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5848 Farm to table, folks. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5849 Actually, I would prefer my Bordeaux in a glass. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5850 Farm to table is the trend! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5851 this is what happen when you did not decide where to eat Claire. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5852 I guess silverware is out of the question? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5853 Are you sure the cow deconstructed is tastier? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5854 Can we get a couple straws whenever you're ready? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5855 We should have ordered the bottled water. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5856 A pig troth? I blame de Blasio for this!" [Get it? Because they live in New York? And they're upset at a small inconvenience? So they blame the mayor? Work with me, people! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5857 Well...you wanted authentic Western vegan. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5858 Talk about rat race huh 1.1111 0.05064 72 67 2 3
5859 Is adrenaline junkie a separate column? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5860 We call it "Fondu Country Style", yer pig stickers, mountain oysters -n- cornbread'll be right along. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5861 Seems "Slop of the Day" wasn't a typo. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 7 0
5862 Does that chow give us a hearty mix of organically grown non-gmo cereals supplying 25% of our daily water soluble fiber? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5863 Pig is not kosher. Pre-pig is fine. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5864 I know you said you 'Eat like a pig.', but I didn't know you meant literally. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5865 Is it gluten-free? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5866 Oh - this is Old McDonalds. Same slop, different presentation. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5867 Don’t worry, service is included. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5868 I read how this place serves authentic farm to table. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5869 It’s ‘Cookie’s Genuine West Texas Slop’ 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5870 They’re doing a lot with farm-to-table these days 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5871 Which varietal of wine do you recommend to accompany this slop? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5872 Table-side serving and no spoons? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5873 I told you I grew up on the farm, not that I wanted to eat like an animal. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5874 It's called slop. Believe me, you are gonna love it. If not, take youselves back to the big city. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5875 One Straw per person please! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5876 You did ask for a western omelet. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5877 But we chose gazpacho? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5878 Why does everything have to be so literal? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5879 Michelin gives this slop five stars!!!! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5880 She doesn't know anything about us ... and you're certain of that. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5881 Remind me, why did you think this stable-to-table plan was a good idea? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5882 I appreciate the lovely anniversary theme of starting life anew, but I would have preferred fully grown flowers. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5883 Giddy up! These GMO's gotto go! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5884 I hope this does cleanse the pallet...that rack of horse was a little rough”. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5885 No,I pledged thee my troth. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5886 This brings 'pig out' to an entirely ridiculous extreme. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5887 So we get utensils? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5888 Better use the A1 Sauce on this one 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5889 Now yawl leave some room for dessert ... which is also slop! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5890 I thought you said this was trough and brew. Where’s the brew? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5891 Is this the first course, or a racecourse? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5892 You're complete right. Manger is dining in the French Language. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5893 Hey! He may have a big nose, but I'M not a pig! 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5894 Dear, I don't remember you're telling me that this place specialized in Bovine fare. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5895 I told you we should've gotten the lobster bisque, but you kept going on about 'Farm to Table'. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5896 First you drag me to Melting Pot where I have to cook my food 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5897 It's called Super Light Organic Protein. SLOP for short. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5898 Well now I am ready to kick the bucket! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5899 When Farm to Table jumps the shark 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5900 The house specialty! The Slough of Despond! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5901 Gold fever dies hard 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5902 I asked for the ranch dressing on the side. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5903 This “farm to table” trend is getting a little out of control. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5904 I don’t care what the review said, Pig Slop is Pig Slop. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5905 It's the new barn to trough cuisine! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5906 Since earning a Michelin Star, Clem’s Chili Corral is on everyone’s bucket list. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5907 I thought I ordered it medium rare 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5908 The slop of the day is brown due to the premium truffles. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5909 I don't think you look fat in that dress...No, you don't look like a cow! You're taking this way too far! 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5910 Could we at least get some straws? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5911 I’m sorry, but is this slop vegan? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5912 Our relationship is like this tomato soup, it's in the gutter. Also I'm leaving you. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5913 We asked for chicken nuggets cooked until they are golden, not actual golden nuggets! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5914 after quitting tik tok, Mickeys perfomance increased slightly 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5915 Correct, we’ll take the Ranch dressing, on the side” 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5916 I told you. It’s called the pig out restaurant. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5917 I assumed when the review said "I ate like a pig" it was typical gastronomic hyperbole 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5918 Finally, a farm-to-table experience I can appreciate. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5919 I think they're taking farm to table too literally 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5920 When you said this pop up restaurant was sloppy you weren’t kidding... 1.1096 0.04166 73 65 6 1
5921 They have a marvelous menu, and the waiter strikes only last a few minutes." 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5922 Well, you asked for a Sloppy Joe! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5923 This definitely gives new meaning to the "farm to table" business model. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5924 Three Michelin Stars for this slop? 1.1096 0.04600 73 66 4 1
5925 When we say we make it "from scratch," we really mean it. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5926 Why did you have to order steak tar-tar? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5927 And, you're sure it's vegan? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5928 You didn't tell me you planned to pig out. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5929 That looks too farm-to-table for me. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5930 This seems like the logical conclusion to the Farm-to-table movement. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5931 I believe I ordered the trout, not the trough. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5932 Do you want a teaspoon, tablespoon, or ladle? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5933 Here is your gluten free special for the day, "Mud Lyonnais" Bon appetit. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5934 i thought you were kidding when you wanted to plight your trough 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5935 Tonight’s trough selection is infused with notes of hay and huckleberry. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5936 Enjoy our chef's special entree-- black troughle . 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5937 Do you mind if we wait for the shingles? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5938 Is it “Like pigs to the trough” or “Like pigs to the ‘trough’? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5939 And the ‘82 Chateau Lafite, please. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5940 We are Vegan and PETA approved. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5941 Yes mam, It’s certified organic 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5942 Which little pigs did that 5 star rating come from, again ? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5943 I thought you meant we were having a Texas Ranger for dinner, not a Texas manger! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5944 Troth? No, I pledged my trough. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5945 A local specialty, the trough de vin. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5946 No knives, forks or plates, darling, just dip your head in-this is authentic farm to table 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5947 It's your finger bowl for tonight's Cowboys Special. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5948 When you said farm-to-table, I was thinking Thomas Keller 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5949 Farm-to-fork was one step too many. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5950 Don't worry. It'll trickle down. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5951 Your dinner will be up shortly, it is from the makers of Chia Pet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5952 Everything is bigger in Texas. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5953 I thought that the "troughful" special was a misspelling. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5954 Do we tell him he’s lactose intolerant? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5955 He needs to claim we have the greatest Space Force in the world. This is all the evidence 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5956 Sometimes the people I work with are dumber than this rat 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5957 It must be locally sourced. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5958 Is this a trough or a crock? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5959 Isn't this taking the farm to table concept a bit too far? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5960 The farm-to-table menu is somewhat limited this time of year. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5961 So this is what you meant by "farm-to -table, minus the farm." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5962 I didn’t expect literal farm to table 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5963 Well, you're the one who wanted to try farm to table. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5964 They're all about table to farm. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5965 I'm told this is the farm-to-table version of dirt pudding. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5966 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to eat at a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5967 I am looking forward to this meal. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5968 This is the ultimate and authentic farm to table experience. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5969 Somehow I thought a farm to table restaurant would have more fiber. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5970 When you said authentic farm to table this isn’t what I pictured” 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5971 .......soup, salad, entree, dessert, and beverage. There is a catch, however..... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5972 We offer an authentic farmer-to-table experience. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5973 Well, he did say that he wanted to give something back, Senator. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5974 What's for dessert? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5975 Farm fresh for you... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5976 I thought you said 'sushi' 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5977 Remember when farm to table meant vegetables? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5978 And the bonus of going vegan means that we don't need to use utensils! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5979 I suppose I didn't tell you I'm trying out portion control. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5980 You ordered your farm fresh smoothie supersized. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5981 It's not just slop. It's vegan! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5982 So this is what they meant by “farm to table tasing menu.” 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5983 This is not at all what I thought F2T2 meant. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5984 And here's tonight's special: Joe's Slop 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5985 This is the finest slop in the city. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5986 We call it farm-to-table family style. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5987 I hear this is the best Barn to Table place in town. 1.1061 0.04387 66 59 5 1
5988 Wheatgrass? I say it's spinach. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5989 Well I guess this is what you here vegans eat 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5990 So this is 'Authentic Farm-to-Table'. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5991 When I said 'back to our origin,' I didn't mean that. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5992 We're farm-to-table now. May I present your truffle appetizer. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5993 I guess the Surf and Truf wasn't misspelt after all. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5994 You wanted Paleo; You got Paleo! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5995 Don't worry, it's plant-based! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5996 I guess they take 'Farm to Table' very seriously here. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5997 I used to look forward to feedin' time! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5998 It's OK. It's kale. Or people. Which one's people, again? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5999 When we say farm to table, we mean farm to table, yes siree" 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6000 Since it@ 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6001 You know it’s real country food when it comes in a bucket. 1.1061 0.03819 66 58 7 0
6002 I never thought the first course would be this course. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6003 It's called 'Hock & Hoof' in the Michelin Guide. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6004 I suppose I should have said I am 'modern' paleo. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6005 If you get sick, we take you out back and shoot you! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6006 Of course we love the slop, but I hear the silage is to die for. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6007 It's farm-to-table without the dangerous cholesterol 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6008 Howdy folks, this pairs well with the 2020 toilet bowl prison wine 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6009 When you said the restaurant was farm to table, I didn't realize this was what you had in mind. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6010 When you suggested farm to table this is not what I pictured. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6011 They take the farm-to-table part very seriously 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6012 I told you it's Ole West French fusion. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6013 You probably think I eat like a pig. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6014 It takes awhile for the food to actually grow... 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6015 You and the little lady should thank your lucky stars that Old Bessie is grass fed." 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6016 Stay tuned for my new thinkpiece, The Chili’sification of America, appearing next month as a web-only feature somewhere on The Atlantic’s site, I guess 1.1061 0.03819 66 56 7 0
6017 Farm to table,even the server 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6018 My strict 'animal-feed' diet is really getting fast results. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6019 This place was rated the best farm-to-table restaurant in town! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6020 Their website just said farm to table. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6021 This is way too vegan! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6022 Thank you and the hay appetizer was delicious Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
6023 This is the best wine-tasting I've ever been to. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6024 When you suggested Farm to Table for dinner, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6025 I’ll have to eat and run. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6026 Maybe the trough to table concept isn’t for me. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6027 If it gets on ya, folks use our Ranch Dressing. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6028 Please Lord, tell me I’m wrong about walking in here and not seeing any silverware. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6029 The chef suggests you put your head in the trough and slurp directly. Bon appétit! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6030 I only eat farm-to-table 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6031 We thought this was an easy task, but it turns out it is rocket science. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6032 If you’re thinking ‘A- Maze-ing’, I’m not either. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6033 He did say he was going to go above and beyond in 2020 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6034 I guess they cut out the middleman in farm-to-table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6035 I guess 'slop du jour' wasn't a misprint. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6036 It's my special mucilage sauce 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6037 So THIS is ‘farm-to-table’ dining... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6038 Well, this is a unique spin on farm to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6039 You said you were in the mood for a farm-to-table restaurant, Mary. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6040 The website did say there’s no middle man 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6041 Honestly, I'm too old for nuggets, golden or not. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6042 This is our farm to table special 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6043 They took the farm-to-table concept a bit too seriously. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6044 It’s the latest in farm to table dining” 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6045 I'm still not sure about the whole "Farm to table" thing 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6046 then why do you advertise as feed bag's finest? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6047 This whole farm-to-table thing is a bit much. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6048 Is the pasta sauce red enough now? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6049 The review did say that they were taking farm-to-table to a whole new level. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6050 Farm-to-table is so last decade. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6051 I should have known -- the "Troif fer Tu" was suspiciously underpriced for a shared entrée. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6052 Suppose the pet we invite to dine with us is a service animal? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6053 I didn't realize this is what they meant by 'casual dining.' 1.1045 0.03765 67 58 7 0
6054 It's the newest trend, TexMess. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6055 Honey I think you’re taking this farm-to-table diet way too seriously. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6056 We make the freshest salads in town. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6057 No, I said "barn" to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 56 7 0
6058 It's suitably presented and smells delicious, but I need a spoon." 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6059 They say that washing dishes is very bad for the environment. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6060 It looks like we will require a piggy bag tonight. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6061 Charlotte raved about this farm-to-table menu. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6062 I think I will pass on the Instagram photo 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6063 I really regret complaining about the compostable tableware. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6064 This takes Farm to Table to another level... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6065 It takes a while for him to set the table 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6066 These Midwestern themed bars are getting out of hand. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6067 You remember, I asked for gluten free. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6068 It's marinated opioids with beer and LGBTQ sauce. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6069 After they grow how long do Western veggies take to cook? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6070 George, you have to stop swearing by that food critic from 'Farm Journal,' even if he gave this place three stars. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6071 I'm not sure that the the porcine diet is right for us after all. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6072 Farm to table is a grueling enterprise. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6073 They're really taking the farm-to-table concept to the next level. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6074 Here it is, folks: our slurp du jour. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6075 I’ve been dying to try this. It was near impossible to get a table here before the straw ban. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6076 The review said they treat their customers like cattle, but come on... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6077 I did say I like organic food, but 'Trough to Table' is just too much. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6078 They say it's authentic farm to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6079 Organic and with so few food miles 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6080 So you’ve never been to a farm-to-table restaurant? The first step is preparing the soil. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6081 They've taken farm to table as far back as possible. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6082 Not quite what I had in mind for 'farm to table' 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6083 I didn't realize "farm-to-table" is nonstop. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6084 Absolutely fresh. Farm to table. Enjoy! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6085 You don’t even have like, paper straws? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6086 When he said trough-full I thought he was talking about the mushrooms 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6087 Saves silverware. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6088 Breakfast at the old western air B&B 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6089 Maybe we're carrying this "Never McDonald's" thing a bit too far. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6090 You wanted to try farm to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6091 I thought we should be neutral about each other before we start to polarize. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6092 My mistake. The review did describe the place as “farm onto table” 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6093 This isn’t exactly what I thought you meant when you suggested trying a farm to table restaurant tonight. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6094 May I congratulate you on your selection of the DELUX il porcoTrough for Two 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6095 This Farm-to-Table Restaurant serves meals with all-nature ingredients that are gluten free! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6096 Goop says the proper term is, "Ferme a table"! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6097 The finest in farm to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6098 The menu said "charcuterie tray" but this looks more like a trough. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6099 Your taking Farm to Table a bit too far 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6100 Is this really what is meant by farm fresh? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6101 Eat up, you chauvinist pigs. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6102 You're sure this is gluten free? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6103 You heard of the story of the Prodigal Son, this is your first test to see if really understand the lesson. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6104 Do you source this slop locally? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6105 This is 100% organic 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6106 How novel to present their concrete desserts so...literally 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6107 This restaurant offers the most authentic farm to table experience. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6108 Is this what you meant when you said, "Farmers put food on our tables?" 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6109 I told you to get hearing aids. I said TOP, not SLOP restaurant. submitted by Geri Dallek 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6110 We're so lucky to be here- this won first prize in the National Slop Cook Off! 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6111 You were the one who wanted to eat farm-to-table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6112 When you asked for our orders I said, "Its tough for us" ... not "trough." 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6113 Do we tip him 20%? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6114 They take their 'Farm to Table' theme seriously. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6115 It may be the special but why did you want to drink HIS milkshake? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6116 Well you asked for the authentic Western Table Side Service. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6117 We asked for truffles, not trough. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6118 Well, the shoes don't match the dress. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6119 As organic as it gets. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6120 Eat the slop you fucking pigs 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6121 So when I mentioned there’d be no spooning on the first date... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6122 I must be more discreet about using the T-word around here. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6123 I misunderstood 'farm to table'. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6124 Wow, so I need a tissue as I can feel it getting longer, enough said. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6125 A real working ranch, eh? I see they use your mother's soup recipe. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6126 Our fish are always fresh. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 6 0
6127 Is there any gluten in this? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6128 It's the same stuff sausage is made of. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6129 When You Said Family Style... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6130 Now honey,remember not to hog! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6131 Farm-to-table has gotten out of hand, don't you think? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6132 After 5 minutes, it begins to set 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6133 Brings new meaning to farm fresh (cough) 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6134 Now I see why you wanted to order it 'to go.' 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6135 And, here's your chocolate fondue -camper style! The latest trend in Goop! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6136 Back to the farm? OK. Back to the pig sty? No! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6137 This is the last time we order off a menu without our glasses on. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6138 Thank God, I'm farmished. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6139 Dear, it's the farmer to table special, gruel for two served in an antique feeding trough. Enjoy! 1.1045 0.03765 67 58 6 0
6140 alright im a farmer 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6141 I miss the days when they used to just sprinkle cheese on top. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6142 And I thought there was no such thing as "too unprocessed food"... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6143 Mr. Ed told me it's Keto, Paleo, and Whole 30. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6144 I think the last time we ordered 'horse trough soup' the bowl was bigger. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6145 I feel so fancy. I wonder if this is how first class passengers on the Titanic felt too. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6146 Locally sourced, non-GMO, and pesticide-free. It's swell! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6147 Catostroffic choice 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6148 Think of it as ultimate suckling pig. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6149 Is this gruel locally sourced? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6150 You said we were going out for nuevo Cowboy, not slop. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6151 Wait,George !Just first let it set. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6152 I said I wanted “stroganoff.” 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6153 Yes; I did order livestock pottage dear.....but who would have known? " 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6154 Compliments of the chef. Bon appetit! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6155 I said you can order for me not humiliate me. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6156 Poppy's is getting a little sloppy. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6157 Garçon, deux straws , si vous plait. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6158 Yeah, I'm sure it's organic, but is it gluten free 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6159 Yup, slop is definitely the next food trend. We were lucky to get a reservation 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6160 Is this non gmo slop? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6161 THIS is what Farm to Table means? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6162 Tell me again why we only eat farm to table? 1.1045 0.03765 67 57 7 0
6163 I suppose it's authentic western, but I was expecting a nose bag. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6164 As an appetizer this is beyond the pale 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6165 When you said you'd "rustle up some grub" this is NOT what I had in mind! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6166 This is not what I meant when I said we had to be mindful of terroir. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6167 I guess they literally meant 'farm to table' dining. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6168 And here we are. Tonight’s Farm to Table selection. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6169 Maybe ordering my 'Beyond Meat' blue rare was a bad idea. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6170 How do we know it's farm-to-table? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6171 This is considered the best farm-to-table restaurant in the Northeast. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6172 Is this your first time to an “all you can eat” farm to table restaurant? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6173 Oh no, I forgot to tell him that I need a gluten-free menu. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6174 Farm to Table Restaurant? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6175 Your waitress will be out in a moment with a selection of seedlings; you can come back when your salad is ready. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6176 The review in "Oat Burner's Weekly" did say their ranch cuisine is typically western 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6177 Did you bring your lactose pills? 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6178 Oh my. It really is farm to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6179 Homegrown. Ready to be devoured. Don't be picky, I made it with my own two hands. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6180 Its the crème de la crème cream. Go on, taste it. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6181 This isn’t what I meant when I asked for a great “farm to table” restaurant. 1.1045 0.03765 67 58 7 0
6182 Ethan, he has an impeccable reputation for exorcising the guilt of he one percent. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6183 I guess Hog Heaven wasn't a euphemism. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6184 Is this what they’re feeding everybody nowadays? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6185 This must be a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6186 Just say "suey" and I'll stop. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6187 So this is what they meant by farm-to-table? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6188 It advertised farm to table eating. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6189 They really meant it when they said, "farm to table" 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6190 I hope it's not too fattening. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6191 Well, I did order it plant based. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6192 It’s locally sourced vegan paleo but it costs a fortune so, no guilt. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6193 I know it looks amazing, but save room for the scraps. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6194 This is what y’all call farm to table. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6195 It's trendy, don't worry. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6196 It's Only Lunch. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6197 So you not only want Texas food but you also want to eat like a Texan. There you go! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6198 I'm not sure the "farm to trough" concept is going to catch on. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6199 Swine right. 1.1045 0.03765 67 58 7 0
6200 Reminds me of when I was a kid back on the farm... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6201 LOCALIZE MOTHER 3 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6202 Same slop, different tray 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6203 This is not what I meant by 'pig out'... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6204 Perhaps we should have chosen the salad. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6205 Do you expect me to eat this slop? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6206 This is dish here is very popular on Wall Street traders, among Washington lobbyists, hedge promoters, Venture Capitalists in Silicon Valley and off shore bankers in tax havens everywhere. Hope you like it. Bon Appetit. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6207 These farm to table restaurants are getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6208 SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPLSORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPLSORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPLSORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPLSORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6209 I told you, direct farm to table. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6210 I forgot that we're eating at Cracker Barrel... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6211 It doesn't look that bad. I just wish they wouldn't call it "slop." 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6212 Listen Tom, just because they were in The New Yorker... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6213 I see that we're having what the Senate Republicans are having... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6214 So this is what gluten free, non GMO, no cholesterol, sugar free, decaffeinated, fair trade, vegan looks like. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6215 I thought you were speaking metaphorically when you said that after changing parties you'd be feeding at the trough. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6216 After he was saved by Charlotte, Wilbur's been here servin' up the best slop in five counties. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6217 You can really taste the wooded oak finish.” “Yes, I heard it’s won a lot of trough-ids” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6218 Truth is, I thought you were joking. So do you date many girls from that website after you "meet for slop"? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6219 Grub House Magazine gave it four spurs. 1.1034 0.04725 58 50 4 1
6220 But I don't like hamberder with my covfefe. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6221 I can't tell if he's being serious or if our diet has actually gotten that bad 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6222 When you said they are a farm-to-table restaurant, I didn’t expect them to bypass the pig. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6223 They earned their third Michelin star this year. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6224 Well, this is a new interpretation of farm-to-table. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6225 Leftovers from the impeachment of Donald J. Trump. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6226 It's slop barnaise 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6227 If you think our soup course is big, wait until you see the size of our pork chops! 1.1029 0.04263 68 61 5 1
6228 This really is an authentic 'Life on the Farm' dining experience. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6229 This is my idea to save the planet: instead of eating animals, let's eat directly what animals eat. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6230 This farm-to-table movement is going too far. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6231 Organic. Vegan. Raw. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6232 Rich people (bad) should eat what pigs eat so this is that 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
6233 The beginning of a Plant based diet. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6234 I've heard of "farm-to-table", but how long do I have to wait for my beets? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6235 What an insulting restaurant... they didn't bring me my drink 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6236 Y'all wanted some authentic food,so I brought y'all some good ol' protein. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6237 Farm to table is getting too close. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6238 I heard you two eat like a horse. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6239 We're way ahead of the curve with our new house favorite! its glyphosate free already! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6240 Slop du jour, bon appetit 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6241 When I slice onions 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6242 I'm not so sure about this new farm on table restaurant concept. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6243 Non-GMO to the last bite! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6244 No, I did not say ranch to table! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6245 Well, we did say we wanted to pig out. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6246 I'll bring you two spoons. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6247 Could you bring us out a couple of feeding bags? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6248 I'm really enjoying this Farm to Table trend. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6249 You asked for farm to table, right? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6250 Please enjoy this complimentary appetizer from our head chef, Porky. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6251 I had my doubts about Miss Piggy's take on the farm-to-table trend. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6252 I love your dad’s slop 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6253 Is this naturally-sourced moose? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6254 Then who will we be fed to. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6255 Yep, our chef WAS in a deep depression. But we created the native menu, and he's a new man! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6256 Nothing like red wind drunk from a pig trough 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6257 Is this the best reward for our the frequent flyer reward program 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6258 I thought "Fine Swine-ing" was a joke. –Haley Darya Parsa, New York, NY 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6259 And now Our Specialty of the House....Tar Tartare 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6260 This is gluten free slop, correct? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6261 I really thought farm to table meant something else. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6262 After this course, let’s ask to be corn finished. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6263 This is plenty for me but where's his? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6264 The best of trough? How special is this!? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6265 Look on the bright side pet, at least it's gluten free 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6266 When she's home she drinks like a fish, so you can watch her dive in. Have a nice day. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6267 Is this Texas tea sweet or sour ? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6268 I know it's organic but is it gluten free?" Debbie Miller, Sitka 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6269 I know the website said Farm-to-Table, but this feels a little on the nose. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6270 Most people don’t get pass the soup on our all you can eat straight from the farm meal! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6271 Madame, your sloppy second course 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6272 This is the soup course. Enjoy! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6273 it certainly is the most authentic ranch style restaurant i've ever been to. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6274 So this is wine by the trough. Cheers! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6275 Are you sure that’s GMO-free slop? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6276 eat what your dinner eats 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6277 Never again will I complain about mom's ugly china pattern. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6278 I'll bet Buckingham Palace would provide the right spoon. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6279 I should have specified a doggy bag 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6280 Our soup du jour is an artisanal blend of cow manure and also my own human shit to add a personal touch. Enjoy ya rich bastards! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6281 I've heard of farmhouse sinks, but this is a bit too bucolic! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6282 Hang on, this isn’t right. You said we’d be strapping on the feed bag. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6283 This wasn't what I expected when you mentioned this place is farm to table." 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6284 Even on a bed of radicchio, I just can't get past the slops. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6285 Well, I suppose if the pigs liked it... 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6286 Now this here's the chervil slops and a pecan wood trough 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6287 It's meant for you to empathize with the pork chop." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6288 Traif? Trough? Either way, this farm-to-table concept has gone too far. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6289 When you said we were having a plant based dinner, I thought you meant veggie burgers and broccoli." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6290 I believe this was meant to go to the barn 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6291 Your vote, your dog food. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6292 Angela, when does the copyright for ‘Rat Pack’ expire? 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6293 I can’t wait to dig in. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6294 Farm to table: check but is it organic? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6295 So what are you planning to name this dish, Joe? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6296 I hadn't realized the farm-to-table movement had progressed this far 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6297 So, I guess we’re the “swine“ in this scenario? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6298 This is the last time we pay $250.00 for Farm-to-Table. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6299 Well, you did say it was fully pasturized. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6300 Can we at least have some napkins? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6301 I didn't think you meant a swill meal. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6302 It's a lot of authenticity. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6303 It's biosludge toxic stew, but no straws, please. We're doing our part to save the environment. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6304 Farm-to-table, no animal cruelty - and water-efficient! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6305 Uh Thank you? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6306 Unconventional yes, but the chef has been critically acclaimed for his literal take on the Sloppy Joe. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6307 New England slush — the Berkshires’ finest. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6308 ...And here I thought “hors d’oeurtes” was a misprint. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6309 Kindly bring us two spoons and napkins please 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6310 Here you go cowhands--wine, appetizer, muffins, main, dessert, all in the prick fix. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6311 I know, but the farm's right outside. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6312 Our complements to the chef de trough. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6313 Well, Bon Apetit said, 'they are literally lining up at the trough.' 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6314 I always end up pigging out at these Farm-to-Table places. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6315 This isn’t exactly what I expected from Farmer Brown’s Rustic Farm-To-Table. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6316 He serves from the West. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6317 So that's what they mean by "farm to table"? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6318 Well, Zagat did say the restaurant has country charm.... 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6319 Come and get it, fore I throw it out 1.0952 0.04361 63 57 4 1
6320 I shouldn't have ordered the swill du jour. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6321 Gwenyth said we should embrace our inner swines. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6322 At least it's artisanal! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6323 To get the authentic experience of pig swill, you have to eat it without utensils? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6324 This is Ralston-Purina's recipe for chocolate pudding! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6325 Welcome to the - We're OK with all you can eat OK Coral. Napkins are coming, help yourself now. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6326 Sure looks like pig slop to me 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6327 I didn't know 'family style' required drinking from a trough. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6328 The review said "authentic farm to table" but...really? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6329 I told you we shouldn't come back here--they haven't given us straws or napkins. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6330 Looks like we will have leftovers. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6331 Can you believe what they charge for this slip? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6332 I mean, the website DID say "authentic farmhouse cuisine..." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6333 And, it's locally sourced. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6334 And here you are, refills to the meat lover’s shake. Bon apetite. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6335 Surprisingly the only thing that isn’t a trough is the urinals. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6336 The cattle ranchers in this area must need the part time work 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6337 You did say they serve real farm food. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6338 We didn't order this slop! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6339 You can take the man off the farm but you cant take farm out the man 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6340 Well, we sure can’t fault them for the portion sizes. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6341 Is this large enough to share? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6342 White or red? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6343 This here's our slop du jour ... made from scratch this morning and served in a bottomless trough to boot. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6344 I am surprised they could make this gluten free. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6345 Reminds me of our old college days! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6346 Next, we'll add some apples. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6347 Mona, why isn't your face on that painting 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6348 VOILÀ—-SLOPS SOOIE! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6349 Our Slop of the Day also comes in a cup, but that just doesn't make financial sense. 1.0952 0.03728 63 56 6 0
6350 It wasn't easy but I found some vegan food. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6351 I told you the service here was slow as molasses. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6352 Is this dairy free? I'm sensitive. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6353 My sister says this place has the best slop in the city. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6354 Oh...boy. Slops again. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6355 She sits still in shock. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6356 This was not what I had in mind when I requested fresh from the farm! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6357 Which kind of farmer's market is this 'fresh' from? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6358 I don't think I want the second course of beef tenderloin. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6359 This doesn't look like organic slop!?? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6360 There was a full moon last night, so needless to say, our esoteric selection of biodynamic wines is off the charts. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6361 Another example of how gerrymandering has led to the over-representation of rural America. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6362 Times are trough 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6363 It's our bob for the apples special. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6364 It's French 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6365 I think this will be my last rodeo. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6366 We love the Farm-to-Table movement, but ...?! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6367 So, this is the Chef's Surprise? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6368 The Suidae special for two, by Chef Wilbur 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6369 They say it makes your skin as soft as a pigs 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6370 I guess that's why they call this restaurant "The D.C.". 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6371 What is this slop? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6372 Well, as long as it's gluten-free. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6373 Whatever gold you find, leave for for the tip. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6374 You really meant farm to table! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6375 It’s “The Soup Of The Bay”. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6376 I said I wanted "Buck Rogers and with a mop." Not "Chuck Norris with some slop" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6377 You look like Vegans" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6378 Lovely bouquet followed by a smooth earthy finish. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6379 How dare you, this is deluxe slop" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6380 The first, second, and third course of tonight’s All You Can Eat. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6381 In Texas, we believe in "from farm to table " begins with the basics! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6382 Free appetizer, huh. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6383 Let’s see if it earns its two Michelin spurs. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6384 It’s organic, low-fat, gluten-free and high in fiber! What’s not to like? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6385 To think I waited months for this reservation! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6386 The Prodigal Son special, for two. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6387 What size did you order? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6388 I think I'd better brush up on my French before ordering off-menu again. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6389 I like that we don't have to worry about which fork to use, but last time it had too much salt. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6390 Welcome to the 'Old Town Road House' 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6391 Is this swill locally sourced? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6392 But is it gluten free? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6393 They're generous with the barbecue sauce here. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6394 I didn't know it meant THIS when the review said, "it tastes like countryside." 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6395 Which one of you ordered the trough-le oil? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6396 Seems that we have the same slop every Wednesday 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6397 Dinner was the peak experience. Now dessert is the trough. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6398 Farm to table--EVERYONE says so. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6399 You should see the salad plates. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6400 Who wants sloppy sevenths? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6401 What the heck is that slop? 1.0952 0.03728 63 56 6 0
6402 It's the new "trough diet" trend 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6403 Can we at least get silverware? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6404 ‘Slop of the Day? I told you farm-to-table had gone too far! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6405 I think I prefer Grub Hub 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6406 Table side mud pie,coming right up. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6407 Plus the price is great. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6408 I ordered tomato bisque, not tomato soup. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6409 Are you sure Pete Wells gave this place 4 stars? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6410 I don't know if the premium for authentic farmer service was worth it. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6411 Never mond farm to market. This thing is still moving. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6412 So this is what it's like to be a vegan? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6413 So this is the Sean Hannity diet! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6414 May I have a ladle? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6415 Nobody actually keeps their resolution to eat better anyway, so I say why pretend? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6416 MAGA supporters eating out 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6417 Who told you "Professor Milquetoast" was lecturing today? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6418 Well, they asked for the vegetarian option. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6419 Straws or ladles? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6420 I should have known what the "peu" in "Mélange peu appétissant" meant. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6421 So if we can bolt down the " Hoe Down Slop Down " them we can caucus for Trump at your house ? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6422 Your version of cowboy gravy is a bit thick for me. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6423 It’s grow your own food. Can the sitter stay late? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6424 Wow ! And this is only $10 each ? But I still want to see the wine list. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
6425 No, I wouldn’t eat it either. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6426 I hate shared plates. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6427 I wouldn’t eat this even if the pigs came home. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6428 It’s paleo! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6429 It's rated four stars for the best slop in town 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6430 They say it tastes just like pork! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6431 This is the most authentic cowboy chili east of Amarillo! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6432 Eat your trouth food. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6433 You, pig! That's a trough in our relationship, not my idea of farm-to-table dining. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6434 I would like my own trough. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6435 Cattle shit is the new cronut 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6436 Really takes "free range" to the next level, right ? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6437 I guess I didn't know what to expect when ordering the Banker's Lunch Special. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6438 Drat. I knew I shouldn't have filled up on the pre-meal feedbag. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6439 What's for dinner? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6440 Out of curiosity, Cookie, which wine pairs best with Slop? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6441 Ranch dressing? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6442 Remember, elbows off the table. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6443 Tell me if you notice the difference this time 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6444 Don’t worry, it’s organic. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6445 And no napkins or silverware completes the experience, don't you see? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6446 So, this is the latest in dude ranch to table? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6447 I thought Trail-to-Trough was the same as Farm-to-Fork. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6448 I'd like a white wine, oh, and some extra napkins. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6449 It’s my attempt at penance. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6450 Well... He did say his only other job was on a hog farm... 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6451 Did you have to ask for gluten-free and vegan? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6452 At least we won’t have: to clean the maze 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6453 Do you think that the mouse knows he can open the window just clicking on the right? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6454 He already has @ name and trademark: the Ratjetpack 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6455 That cat is surely sonna have a challenge 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6456 I think he wants us to try the pork 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6457 Well, at least it's free range and organic 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6458 Does your wicked good moonshine compliment this farm fresh swill? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6459 Im sorry, could we please have the vegan options? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6460 Well, they say it's good to skip the middleman! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6461 This seems more like barn-to-table. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6462 The chef perfected dans trough cooking. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6463 Well, what did you expect when they cut your tie off? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6464 Sorry, we cater to millennials now. They don't want to eat off or even register for bone china...they'd rather have 'experiences'. Jodi Felton, Los Gatos, Ca 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6465 Why do I feel like we’ve eaten this before? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6466 What do you mean they don't allow straws? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6467 Trout. We wanted the trout for two. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6468 When I signed up for the farm-to-table service from a pork operation, I was expecting something a little different. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6469 I guess own here they take farm to table literally 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6470 This is a new take on farm to table 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6471 Farm-to-table has gone too far! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6472 I thought this place was self service. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6473 Yep. We're the first barnyard to trough restaurant in these parts and the best one you'll find anywhere. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6474 I would like you more with a hairnet. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6475 Truffles ... I said love truffles. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6476 Just a reminder, there will be an $8 charge for splitting the plate. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6477 We call it trough broth. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6478 When I said you eat like a pig, I didn't mean it literally. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6479 Which part of the cow did you say this was from? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6480 I just assumed the Mixed Trough-les feast for two. was a misprint . 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6481 Honestly Honey, it was advertised 'Smoothie Happy Hour'Buy One Get One' 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6482 And then we choose witch cow we want to eat ? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6483 The food critic's review of "Auge Pour Porc" never mentioned it means pig trough! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6484 Could we have ice in that? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6485 I should let you know now that I never role around in the mud on a first date 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6486 Is this vegan? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6487 “Can we at least have some crackers?” 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6488 Why aren’t there any utensils? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6489 Well, you said you felt like plugging out... 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6490 Supposedly, its all natural ingredients" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6491 This is the best swill a-la-trough in town, and its gluten-free ! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6492 It's all natural, organic and gluten free. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6493 Now, you just let it sit awhile and it'll thicken up. Yum, yum. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6494 I know your restaurant is the “Feeding Trough,” but my god, I can’t believe it’s the menu! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6495 I only go to table-to-farm restaurants. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6496 I was expecting the presentation to be far more elegant. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6497 Sorry, pardner. The goll dang kitchen staff is on strike. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6498 Their barbeque dipping sauce speaks volumes. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6499 When I said I would order pig food, I meant bacon.. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6500 Not exactly what I expected when the review said this was an authentic Western restaurant. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6501 Slop, yes, but authentic gourmet slop. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6502 I would have preferred a southern sparrow feeder! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6503 This looks like yesterday's swill. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6504 I know you said it was "authentic farm-to-table", but I'm not 100% sold on it. 1.0938 0.03672 64 56 6 0
6505 If it's too hot I'm not going to eat it! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6506 I'm not going to want another thing after the Farm to Table soup course. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6507 Slop de porc 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6508 The review did say,"Farm fresh with large portions'. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6509 We here at 'Chuck Wagoners' serve food like Ma used to serve. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6510 We'll start with two waters. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6511 When they said, 'Old-fashioned farm breakfast,' I thought . . . . 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6512 This is the last time I let anyone choose for me. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6513 So, this is your famous Cuck Wagon Fondue? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6514 At these Farmer to Table restaurants I never know if I should I ask for a spoon or a straw. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6515 This place is the best. Vegan-friendly and insta-hostile. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6516 Y'all chow down now, ya hear....? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6517 You said you wanted farm-to-table but you're vegan. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6518 The garden fresh salad looks a little too fresh 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6519 it’s pig swill, but it’s 5 star pig swill. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6520 I guess this is what the Millenials call "farm-to-table" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6521 the body positive movement is out of control 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6522 When you invited us to eat Bessie's favorite meal, we thought you were talking about your wife. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6523 This isn't what I expected when they said "farm to table" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6524 Is this authentic slop or just a close imitation? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6525 I hope you haven't banned those plastic straws. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6526 I believe I said soup, not slop. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6527 I'll pass on the soup tonight dear" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6528 Sorry, I forgot to bri g my horse. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6529 It’s dirt to table. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6530 "Let's just say I won't be requesting 'Farm to Table' restaurants on future dates. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6531 Well, we did say we wanted all natural food. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6532 May I have a spoon? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6533 Quite frankly, this isn't what I expected farm style to be. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6534 I knew it was a mistake to order the Farmyard Special 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6535 How long does it have to set before we can dig in? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6536 Two hour delivery and it's non-GMO! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6537 Maybe it's time to rethink our farm-to-table dining options.... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6538 They say the Ranch dressing here is to die for. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6539 Can being slopped be an underrated dining experience? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6540 I thought the corn was on the side 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6541 Can I please have a spoon? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6542 Excuse me, but this seems to be a little bit on the wet side" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6543 That looks delicious ! May I have a straw please ? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6544 Table to farm to table? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6545 You should have asked for separate troughs 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6546 Ratatatatata!!! Dis is from da ghetto. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6547 And from the gutter region of France 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6548 This is our only vegan option. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6549 Yes, I’ve already put your aperitif, wine and digestive in your All-You-Can-Eat Cowboy buffet 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6550 I had something else in mind when you said pigging out. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6551 We don't have to eat all of it. They have doggy buckets 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6552 Life sucks, but at least we get to pig out once in a while 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6553 This farm to table trend has gone off the rails. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6554 I ordered thirds — I'm such a pig. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6555 It was more intriguing in print.” 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6556 I said farm to table restaurant, not farm on table. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6557 Ok Mr. Norris, if a baby coffin filled with blood is where you get your strength from I’m game. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6558 Theme restaurant run amok 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6559 I thought the sludge-sickle came frozen. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6560 Glad we only ordered 1/2 a tough. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6561 This isn’t what I meant by farm fresh food 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6562 When he said, 'pull yourself up to the trough, tenderfoot' I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6563 A dinner date a-trough-city 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6564 Oh my goodness Harry, do you think that we should ask for shovels to eat this trough of soup? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6565 All-you-can-eat salad might have been a better choice than all-you-can-eat soup. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6566 You don't even need utensils, Albert. It's farm-to-trough. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6567 Hmmm...this table to trough concept seems to prefer family style presentation 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6568 Gee, I wish they had told us this was a Farm-on-table place when we made the reservation. I have things to do this Spring. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6569 I thought tonight we were just going to go dutch, not Pennsylvania Dutch. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6570 ‘I’ll be back with some napkins.’ 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6571 When you said you wanted to go organic, I had hoped you meant changing milk brands. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6572 Enough with this farm to table s**t. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6573 Yes, mam, the straw is included. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6574 I feel like you're taking this sustainable food thing too far. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6575 Think of it as fast-casual meets farm-to-table. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6576 This is not the GOOP I ordered! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6577 You expect me to eat this swill? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6578 When I searched farm-to-table, this place had the most reviews. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6579 Is this your dude ranch special 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6580 A Troughy Couple Out to Dinner! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6581 Now I can really pig out. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6582 I guess the Farm to Trough description wasn't a typo. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6583 O' the Pail" looks swill 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6584 Lobbyists like us are usually offered larger portions. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6585 Freshest vegetables in town... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6586 I guess you shouldn't order soup de jour in a western cafe 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6587 Babe, I said I was so hungry I could eat a horse, not *like* a horse. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6588 Jerry, this doesn’t mean you can eat like a pig... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6589 This is not what I thought a farm-to-table dinner was. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6590 This is the first step to a vegan experience. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6591 And for our soup of the day- 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6592 Didn't you did ask for a large mud cake? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6593 It's non-GMO artisanal slop 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6594 You said you wanted to pig-out, but I... I never.... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6595 Welcome to the Texas Family Style Fiesta! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6596 I think you've got the wrong stable. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6597 I thought Slop of the Day was a typo. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6598 No silverware? We're gonna need napkins, lots and lots of napkins. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6599 I had no idea 'Protein Chef Tex' could only use a blender 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6600 I’m so done with trusting “Tables for Two.” 1.0938 0.03672 64 57 6 0
6601 This isn't what I had in mind when the Yelp review said "farm-to-table." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6602 Chocolate Mooooose for two? What species?! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6603 I am starting to think the “All-You-Can-Eat-Authentic-Equestrian-Cuisine.” was a poor choice. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6604 This strikes me as more of a barn to table restaurant 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6605 We call it Table to Farm 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6606 Are you sure this will help cure ALS? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6607 Are they going to give us spoons or forks, for that matter 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6608 And where are the spoons? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6609 Note to self; short every restaurant chain that is marketing Cowboy Chic Cuisine. 1.0938 0.03672 64 57 6 0
6610 I thought it was a horse you couldn't get to drink. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6611 Maybe we should invite 150 friends for dinner. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6612 This is one of those times when I wish our noses weren't so big. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6613 fresh farm to table, unique presentation, large portions”; I will never trust another restaurant review in Swine Grower’s Quarterly 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6614 Thy trough runneth over...Cowboy Steve. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6615 Um. We ordered the soup, not the slop 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6616 So you passed on the "All you can buffet" for "table service'? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6617 Maybe this takes the term 'farm-to-table' a little too literal 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6618 Well, the Chuck Wagon special sure looks like authentic ranch to trough. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6619 I think the Country Pig has become too authentic for my taste. 1.0938 0.04295 64 57 4 1
6620 The hogs don't mind sharing this with you. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6621 Next time we should pay the split charge 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6622 But honey, I told you it was farm to table. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6623 I said curate not cremate ! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6624 The last time we dined without utensils you could at least pick up the food. 1.0938 0.03672 64 57 6 0
6625 This isn't what I meant when I ordered pork belly. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6626 Ah! The Mega-Organic appetizer. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6627 Perhaps now you won't be so quick to call my cooking slop, Howard. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6628 I was hoping "The Slop House" was an ironic name for this place. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6629 I guess the Farmer’s Market menu options are to be taken literally! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6630 Thought you said 'The Texas Special', not, 'The Exes Special'. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6631 I said I wanted something farm-to-table, not farm-on-table. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6632 Le Sloppy Joe sans le pain. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6633 So, you think I'm a gold digger? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6634 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said we were going to "pig out". 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6635 Now I know why they call it "The Social Meatia". 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6636 Love, this is taking organic too far. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6637 They said it was farm fresh and family style or was that family fresh and farm style.... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6638 In keeping with our western theme, you'll have to pan for your chicken nuggets. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6639 And for this, they charge $89. Apiece. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6640 Not the farm-to-table I was expecting. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6641 That's not what I expected when you said "I'm done dieting! Let's pig out tonight" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6642 I don't think this new Cowboy Diet is for us. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6643 Yee-haw...Pig swill...Let the big dog eat... 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6644 This is going to make it tough to choose the right wine! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6645 I think this time, we're really going to eat local food. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6646 I hope that bucket is food-grade. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6647 They weren’t horsing around when they advertised the food as authentic Western experience! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6648 Well we must've misread the sign, because it looks like this is Farm ON Table. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6649 In retrospect, I should have been more clear when I suggested an authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6650 Told you, large portions are in this year.... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6651 the ad said "all you can eat" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6652 Wow! And this is only the appetizer? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6653 Please enjoy our troughle appetizer. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6654 Excuse me, is this slop gluten free, organic, vegan and Paleo-friendly? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6655 I'm not sure this new farm-to-table restaurant is exactly what I was expecting. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6656 Could we get this to go? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6657 Excuse me, we're grass-fed. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6658 This is the best dang Mud Pie you'll ever eat! Now, giddy up! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6659 He used to work for Sonny&Cher and tha song, you know... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6660 Thats enough grits! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6661 I guess they mean “farm to table” literally. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6662 Y’all go chow down, but don’t make pigs of yourselves! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6663 I’ve always been a sloppy eater. What about you? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6664 It's Chef Trumps latest culinary special - - hogwash with his extra something to satisfy those not satisfied with his usual blend" 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6665 I just thought "S.T.Y". was a name. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6666 Ooooh Wrangler’s Slop served in a real pig trough . 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6667 Sorry, it’s the only gluten free option 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6668 You weren't kidding when you said the slop of the day was big enough to share. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6669 How can we belly up to the trough when we are sitting down? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6670 It's the latest Vegan trend, Livestock's vegan food 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6671 when you said we'd be dining as the elite do, I didn't know you meant Animal Farm 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6672 [This needs no caption.] 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6673 We will just have water. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6674 Taste it first. Me? ...I don't think it needs salt. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6675 This may be a little too authentic. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6676 ... but do you use pasteurized cheese? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6677 Do you have any sugar? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6678 This is how you pan for gold? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6679 I'm sorry, the investors demanded a stricter farm-to-table policy. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6680 Not only don't they serve it here, they bury it. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6681 Panning for matzoh balls could be fun. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6682 I thought we ordered the chicken feed? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6683 some say farm to table, some say stable to table 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6684 The trough tonight features truffle soup. Slop it up and enjoy, y'all! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6685 I'm going to need a to-go box 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6686 Our whole menu is farm fresh. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6687 I hope this is gluten free. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6688 I didn't say 'I'd like you to do us a favor trough.' 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6689 Do you have to be outside to get the Coronavirus? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6690 The concept here is farmer to table. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6691 Apparently, hogs have no olfactory sense 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6692 No, I asked you to plight 'troth.' 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6693 There's nothing like authentic American cuisine. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6694 DIY Bill strikes again. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6695 I love these barn to table restaurants. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
6696 I told you not to pick the one from the pilot experiment... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6697 Yeah, it really was a rocket science 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6698 It's their take on pale ale. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6699 It's "Today's Happy Hour Special". 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6700 I think we are overdressed for this farm to table specialty dinner? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6701 So much farm-to-table is inauthentic slop. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6702 Farmer-to-table is never going to be a thing. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6703 Should we ask him for straws? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6704 OK, you were right. Ranch to table isn't the same thing. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6705 Are we about to sip the hot chocolate straight from the pot here? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6706 We thought Chef Raoul from Ecole de Cuisine Alain Ducasse was starting today. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6707 It's a full bodied blend with just a hint of mountain oysters and herb scented cow chips." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6708 It’s farm to table to trough.... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6709 Mmmmmm, I love re-re-re-re-frieds. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6710 This is how the west was won? This must be amazing! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6711 What's worse, they only have paper straws. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6712 Let us know if you find a wedding ring. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6713 I envisioned farm to table to not be this literal. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6714 Well you wanted the F2T experience 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6715 It’s our newest item on our Farm to Table menu. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6716 PRIX FIXE OUEST, LETS ENJOY ! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6717 may I have a straw, please? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6718 Our special tonight is side table slop. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6719 I heard this place is super farm to table. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6720 I hear they hired a consultant for the plating of the Slop of the Day. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6721 This is the special of my ''Slop the Hogs" Cafe 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6722 Did you order the Cowboy Special again? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6723 You ordered farm to fork again? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6724 This here is how yer real authentic chili is meant to be eaten... no beans! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6725 Oh, I didn’t order THIS slop! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6726 Is this the plant-based Fondue special we ordered? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6727 This is so nutritious that we feed it to horses. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6728 This cuisine is a bit too "rustic" for me. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6729 Babe, I wanted sweet & crude — in bed. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6730 Would you prefer soup spoons or large straws? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6731 Here's your Barbecue Hog Platter Delight. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6732 Ma'am, at Chez Rusty's it's pronounced chil-ay , not chili. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6733 It is our Valentine Day's Special: "Slop in the Name of Love." 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
6734 The chef said this is the closest we could get to farm to table, sir. Enjoy! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6735 Pour all you want, it still doesn’t prove no antibiotics. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6736 I told you that you eat like a pig. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6737 With a little bit of fresh manure, your salads should be ready in a few weeks. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6738 Welcome to the opening ceremony of this year's super bowl champion competition in Texas, enjoy our show! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6739 I said I am going to chill in the tub tonight and not I want chili in the tub. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6740 Swill bucket sounds much more alluring in Italian. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6741 I appreciate that it's special Fred - the theme restaurant and all - but oatmeal for two doesn't really do it for me...... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6742 We ordered Slaw, sir. Not slop. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6743 You folks got lucky; this is the last bucket of tomato bisque we have. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6744 Don’t worry, it’s gluten free. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6745 I agree, it IS expensive but it's the best all-you-can-eat slop place in the city. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6746 No wonder spoons are optional 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6747 Maybe we should have ordered a la carte. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6748 Don't we get spoons? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6749 Would you like your soup in a cup, bowl, or trough? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6750 Okay folks, who's gittin' the last straw? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6751 The house blend at the trendy Farm To Table establishment was a hit with both critics from "Food and Swine" magazine. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6752 Would you like to see the dessert menu? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6753 "I didn't expect it to be literally from farm-to-table" 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6754 Yes, the portions are great, but ... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6755 We shouldn't have ordered extra slop 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6756 Feeding time at the Pigsty Restaurant 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6757 Now I know why they call this restaurant 'Slops'. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6758 Waiter, I ordered the lunch portion. Not the dinner. I didn't want to look like a pig. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6759 I’m not sure about barnyard to table dining. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6760 Wanna a straw or a fork? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6761 I cummed in ur food lol 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6762 Is this what you think of me? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6763 Enjoy folks! This is our very own chocolate fondue...no more draining the swamp. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6764 Here at The Feedlot Bistro it's fam to table - express 1.0923 0.03618 65 58 6 0
6765 You really did mean"let's pig out". 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6766 I hope you two enjoy our special date manure at the manger. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6767 So this is THE tasting menu? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6768 I don't know about you, but this style of family dining is more rustic than I expected! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6769 I said 'Farm To,' Henry, not 'Farm At.' 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6770 I don't know, Martin . . . I mean, it would save us a bundle on funeral expenses. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6771 Grandma taught him the basic recipe. Grandpa just tweaked it a little so it would work at his new sit down restaurant 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6772 Yes, I read the soup menu. I thought you had simply misspelled t-r-u-f-f-l-e." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6773 We can’t possibly eat all of this swill. We’ll need a doggy bag. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6774 They decided to indulge their inner animals 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6775 Chef said we're trying the new farm-to-table concept this week 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6776 Here is our organic, farm-to-table slop 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6777 Great choice, I feel healthier already" 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6778 Sometimes when you feed I feel this way. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6779 We never have to worry about food again. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6780 'Best prix-fixe ever!' 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6781 Are you sure our little buckeye will rise again? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6782 When I said I wanted an authentic cowboy experience, I didn't think it would be like this. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6783 Their ranch style cuisine may be a bit too authentic for me. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6784 The grit-slurry looks kind of thick tonight. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6785 Your green BIO salad will be ready in 15 minutes 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6786 I thought the "prix" in "prex fixe" meant price! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6787 I'm going to need a napkin. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6788 I thought F2T meant something else. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6789 How many times must I tell you that I do not like all you can eat restaurants? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6790 These regional cuisine places just baffle me. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6791 We're gonna need a doggy bag. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6792 I'm ready to pig out! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6793 This trough was still dirty from the food that we put in there for the last animals, so we had to clean it out for the humans. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6794 Slops a la Trufflé 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6795 I thought we were going to a George Orwell reading, not a feeding! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6796 This IS supposed to be the best farm-to-table restaurant in the city. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6797 Definitely no second date. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6798 Bringing farm to table. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6799 Slop's ready. Dig in! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6800 Let’s gorge ourselves on cowboy slop like the dead-eyed consumerist pigs that we are. Modern society is a disease. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6801 Among other things, the trough really brings out the vanillin. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6802 Yelp reviews did mention “cattle diet” a lot... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6803 I may have misread the menu. How many t's in gluton again? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6804 Vittels on! Yum it up li'l doggies! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6805 Honey, this was a bad idea. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6806 You order the wine. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6807 I thought those interesting theme restaurants went out of style in the '80s. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6808 This wine has a woody smell. Take it back. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6809 I’m glad we’re going vegan, but I only have an hour for lunch. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6810 Wait a minute! This To-Go Trough is not compostable! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6811 Oh hogwash! I forgot to wash my hands! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6812 I'm thinking "farm to table" is not what I meant. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6813 In taking Farm to Table one step further, you have what we are now experiencing, affectionately known as Barnyard Dining. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6814 It’s a recipe I got out of The Deadwood cookbook. It’s called Hickok pudding. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6815 He used to own a hog farm until July 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6816 I call this dish, Yee haw. Bon appetit. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6817 All the restaurant critics are hog-wild about this place. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6818 Should I tell him that he forgot the salad. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6819 These niche restaurants are getting out of control. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6820 Say what you want about the presentation, but his flavor combinations are divine. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6821 have a magical night, enjoy your food, and call me over if you have any questions 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6822 Honey, I didn't know that we would literally eat out of troughs 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6823 And we won't have to ask to box the leftovers. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6824 When the review said, ‘You’ll eat like a pig,’ I really didn’t think they meant it literally. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6825 Nothing teases the palate quite like rosemary infused slop. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6826 Looks better than the worms from that guy in the bird suit last week. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
6827 I thought you said "I pledge you my troth?" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6828 You're in Iowa. You ordered the 'Trencherman's Delight.' Now lie in it and eat it. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6829 It's all you can eat gluten-free Sloppy Joe. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6830 When I ordered the '86, I didn't mean 1886. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6831 It's Sty to Table. Trust me,you'll love it. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6832 This is genuine dirt taken from under the stage at Woodstock where Jimi Hendrix closed the show in August of 1969. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6833 The soup of the day offers a modern twist on drained-swamp, served in a trough of nonsensical rhetoric. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6834 When you said locally sourced, I didn't know you meant by the local pig farm. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6835 sooooo.eeeee 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6836 The chef’s specialty is served warm with a twig and berry flavor, with an ice cream like consistency. Would you like the “whipped cream” topping? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6837 Where there’ s swill, there’s a way. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6838 You just dig in to our special mud pie-and I mean, literally, dig in! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6839 The slop is corn mash when you say no lactose, no gluten, no peppers, potatoes or anything else from the Belladonna group. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6840 Ah yes, the 1965. Vintage choice. I took this one in the bathroom of my first Denny’s, so it holds some sentimental value. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6841 Howdy, folks. The bad news: our new cook's a greenhorn with limited lasso skills. The good news: since dinner's running late, this trough of our finest rotgut is on the house! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6842 Too bad that we left Porky and Piglet at home. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6843 Sooo-eet! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6844 But is it non-GMO? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6845 That long tongue of slop is just a means of paralyzing you with horror til the upside-down wedding cake falls on your head. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6846 Looks like beef strokeitoff in a trough? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6847 I thought Horse Doos was a typo. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6848 And for the main, we have a truffle fusion trough bucket. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6849 Farm to table dining doesn't require a plate. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6850 Cancel the truffle. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6851 We do fun things, Porky. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6852 He really took ‘test group’ to a whole new level 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6853 This subject is from the internet - free control group 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6854 The subject has rapidly exceeded expectations 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6855 This slop looks amazing, but we ordered glop. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6856 I’ve never had a Kit Kat made with actual cat before, but there’s been a lot of buzz on Instagram about it. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6857 This clearly is not Farm to Fork....... 1.0833 0.03598 60 54 5 0
6858 Bone Apple Tees 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6859 This is the only vegan option? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6860 Let's pig out. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6861 It used to be easier to get gold-dusted deserts. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6862 I told you they’re bringing a whole new meaning to “farm-to-table.” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6863 I'm regretting going for the buffet. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6864 I think you've muddled up our order. We wanted the country special. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6865 You should see what they feed the livestock. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6866 He said that this recipe dates back to the Wild West. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6867 I think this meal is just swill! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6868 Great nutrition but no atmosphere. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6869 It's the free-range mud diet: fat-free, grain-free, dairy-free, meat-free, plant-free 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6870 Okay! Let's pig out! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6871 So this is "authentic" ranch dressing. I had no idea. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6872 I apologize for Sherman's enunciation but we wanted pigs' FEET, not FEED. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6873 This is our elevated take on water, served trough to table. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6874 We find feeding people same slop as cattle keeps immune system artificially boosted, so you don’t get sick as much and can tolerate inhumane conditions better. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6875 Well, this time the Gaynes went too with their farmhouse decoration. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6876 Finish is in 60 minutes and it’s free. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6877 Could we get a doggy bag? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6878 I guess this isn't what I imagined was meant by "farm to table". 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6879 As ordered, here is the slop du jour. Bon appetit! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6880 But is it ethically-sourced farm-to-trough country-style slop? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6881 You'll probably want chop sticks for this. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6882 This is our finest deconstructed pork chop. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6883 That's good on the XX, thanks. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6884 Do you have sharing plates? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6885 Is this gluten free slop? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6886 This is the new unlimited western style dining? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6887 Just when I was ready to go along with the Farm to Table thing... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6888 THIS is your farm fresh special? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6889 You expect us to eat this slop? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6890 We’d like our farm-to-table entree a little further down the production line. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6891 Mind your manners. Try not to slop the "slop" on the table cloth. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6892 They have taken farm fresh to a new level! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6893 So this is their pasta with 'troughle' sauce... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6894 What kind of family do you think we are? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6895 Disappointed? No... no. It's fine that you're hungry like a horse. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6896 this farm to the table thing makes me feel like the main course. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6897 That looks like a lot of food! We're gonna need a dogie bag. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6898 Neither of our noses are conducive to eating this way. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6899 Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6900 This wasn't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted to order everything on the menu 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6901 So authentic I can almost smell the farm. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6902 It’s the “be-yonder burger” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6903 Pig out kids! This is your meal for the week. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6904 Oh...so, THIS is farm table... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6905 Two sloppy Joe's, extra sloppy 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6906 You eat from the trough and skip the middle man 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6907 I'm not sure if this is better or worse than the place with the horse stall tables. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6908 It’s the latest thing in literal-minded cuisine. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6909 Not quite what I had in mind when we ordered the local fresh smoothie 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6910 Woah! I herd this is all you can eat? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6911 Sooner or later this bar-hopping has to stop. 1.0833 0.04312 60 55 3 1
6912 Haven't had a moment to do the dishes. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6913 I couldn't get a reservation at 'Puttin' on the Ol' Feedbag,' but I hear this place is just as good. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6914 When you said we could share a meal, I thought we'd at least get our own spoons. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6915 Now I know what the food critic meant by "nouveau dude ranch". 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6916 Haven't you heard of a gravy boat? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6917 Local pigs freshly prepare it out back. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6918 The second course comes in a feed bag. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6919 City farming 1.0833 0.03598 60 54 5 0
6920 Does ordering this make you feel like a very stable genius? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6921 Whoa. That's plenty 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6922 Yes, we've seen Blazing Saddles" Frederick Beseler, Houston, M 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6923 We'll need spoons, cowboy! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6924 Farm-to-table Taste-of-stable 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6925 I didn't actually think the sign meant 'Feast like Pigs'. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6926 Let's try that new farm-on-table place! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6927 If this is the amuse bouche, we're toast. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6928 The review said their Sweet and Sow-er soup was a meal in itself. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6929 I was a vegetarian, then a vegan. But then I asked myself, What do vegetables eat? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6930 Our cowboy chef just invented Mud Soup. Hope you like it! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6931 Slop, again? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6932 And for your final course, a trough-le butter mousse. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6933 I told you you would like the portions here. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6934 Bob, when we ordered the pork dinner for two, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6935 Maybe "yee-haute cuisine" is a little far-fetched after all. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6936 they don't call this the cow trough for nothing 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6937 And for the next course, the slaughter house 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6938 At these prices, you'd think we'd at least get a ladle. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6939 Here's to fine dining at the trough. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6940 Is it okay if we save our two-fer coupon for next week? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6941 Do we ask for an autograph? He was the chef in Okalhoma 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6942 Thanks for joining me on Twitter tonight. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6943 Truly authentic farm-to-table, huh? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6944 I thought you said we were going on the luxury cattle drive experience package 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6945 I know "farm to table" is trendy, but this doesn't work for me. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6946 I think we’re gonna need xtra napkins. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6947 Well, the chef must be from Texas. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6948 You wanted the fresh cow. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6949 No more gray matter for us, thanks. We're Mensas. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6950 I like the Farm to Table concept; but the reality leaves a bit to be desired. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6951 I know Golden Corral was booked but the Swines trough? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6952 This is not the kind of farm-to-table I had in mind. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6953 This is the "Chef's Special" on the house, do you need utensils? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6954 It's the latest in fusion cuisine. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6955 When you said you had cut out meat, I didn't realize you meant "from the food chain". 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6956 If you really want it organic this is as pure as it gets. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6957 Here it is. Organic and direct from the farmer. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6958 Some say grace. I prefer "sooie" ? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6959 You don't like our new dish? Trough crowd. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6960 Don't think of it as composting. It's more like microbial mating.” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6961 I told you we shouldn't do the prix fixe menu. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6962 This trough full is no fun, Gus. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6963 fsdagewgewgewg 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6964 If this is the soup, I'd hate to see the salad. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6965 Howdy, folks, and welcome to "Tex's Fine Dining." Will you be divin' right on in or do you want straws? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6966 You call this an appetizer? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6967 This feels like more table to farm than farm to table ... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6968 It's a new table to farm concept. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6969 I hear the shingles are imported. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6970 Have we really become this domesticated?! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6971 This stuff's delicious, but we'll have to wait for the nose plugs before we begin. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6972 You best brush up on your French. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6973 What did you expect from a restaurant called “Slop & Slurp”? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6974 That's right, no utensils. You just put your face in there and start slopping it up. It's delicious! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6975 This isn't what I meant by fresh from the farm. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6976 Are you sure that this is gluten free? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6977 Ignore the cowboy hat, this guy must be French because "manger" means "eating" in their idiom. 1.0833 0.03598 60 53 5 0
6978 At thee d of a day like this one, all I want to do is slop at the trough. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6979 I no longer want “more for the money.” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6980 I think that eventually it'll morph into something called Texas toast.' 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6981 For your first course, a farm to table trough-le soup. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6982 We thought that "Trough Feeding" was like a metaphor. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6983 It's the pre-meat diet. Feed goes directly to the table, eliminating the farm animal 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6984 I didn't realize we were having Tex-Mex Fondue 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6985 A little extra soup never hurt anybody... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6986 Cutting out the middle man 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6987 Looks like they forgot the most critical element to the food chain... where’s the BEEF? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6988 I think we are overdressed for this farm to stable restaurant 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6989 At this time of day here .... It's the EVENING SLOP !!! Yee Haw !!!! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6990 This is the last time we take a recommendation from your friends... I always knew they were pigs! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6991 I said troth, not trough, you poor sweet fool, now what 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6992 Are you sure the review didn't say "farm-er to table"? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6993 Please don't tell me you ordered flambé extraordinaire. I don't like surprises. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6994 Now, remember not to make a pig of yourself, Eustace. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6995 They call it Nouvelle Western Cuisine! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6996 So this is their famous ‘slop de jour’. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6997 If this is the amuse bouche, I can't wait to see the menu! 1.0833 0.04312 60 55 3 1
6998 You're sure this is gluten-free, right? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6999 It’s their trough of sorrow special 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7000 I'm on a diet, and that's diabetes in a jar. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7001 I'm Hoss n'll be your wrangler. Anything to drink besides swill? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7002 Farm to table dining has gone too far. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7003 My daughter is sick she sent me here to work 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7004 All y'all, this here's Le Trough Soupe. It's plumb fabulous. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7005 This must be the new fad: farm to trough dining. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7006 Y'all said you wanted to eat like a cow. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7007 This is how we feed'em on the farm . Dig in . 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7008 I wasn't planning on getting too sloppy tonight. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7009 It's the newest fad: farm to table fast food 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7010 When you told me about a "return to the past and wild West" I thought of something more sophisticated ... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7011 Perhaps you should insert 'Pig' into your 'Straight From the Farm' advert. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7012 I'm thinking maybe this farm-to-table thing has gone too far. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7013 Chef's recommendation for the macro vegan. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7014 Natural wine is getting out of hand 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7015 It wasn’t until Billy Ray forced her try try his ‘Achy Breaky Bits in Gravy’ that Miley finally agreed to introduce him to Lil Nas X. 1.0833 0.03598 60 54 5 0
7016 I knew the full trough size would be too much! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7017 Well...farm-to-table is a thing... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7018 I thought farm to table would still need plates and silver ware. 1.0833 0.03598 60 54 5 0
7019 We ran out of sparkling, sorry folks. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7020 All our food Is Organic and served As Naturally as Possible. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7021 But, it is locally sourced, organic, non-GMO slop! 1.0833 0.03598 60 54 5 0
7022 This gives new meaning to, 'like feeding hogs at the trough'. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7023 You take me to the nicest places So sad, I’m not a horse 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7024 Only the freshest at Hog n Trof 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7025 Do you think they have doggie bags? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7026 Two early bird specials, coming up!! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7027 Here's your authentic cowboy caviar. It's organic,gluten-free,and straight from the grass-fed cow that pre-chewed it for you. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7028 This is called the Hog's Trough, no judgements. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7029 I ordered the Mediterranean Slop, not the Tex-Mex Slop." 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7030 I asked to see your manager, not manger! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7031 The ad said it was farm to table cuisine. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7032 I thought they had misspelt “slow cooking” but it really is “slop”. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7033 From barn to table is the new rage 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7034 Speciality of the house. Tomato soup made with rotten tomatoes. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7035 People come here for the large portion sizes. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7036 I like to call this The Chef’s Original. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7037 They claim it's the best soup you'll never order twice. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7038 Is this what they mean “from farm to table?” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7039 I hope you like it. I ordered extra slop. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7040 So excited. This place has the best slop in town! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7041 I have to be honest, it was more fun with plastic straws. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7042 ‘Pigs will fly,’ I said, not ‘pig swill try.’ 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7043 I'm getting the distinct impression that you think this is a one horse marriage. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7044 You said a restaurant specializing in pork, not pigs. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7045 Okay, I get farm to table, but pail to trough? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7046 Farm to Table family style is not my idea of date night. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7047 It's the new table-to-farm movement. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7048 I'm still pretty skeptical of this eat what you eat eats diet, but I just hate dealing with the middleman. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7049 Who here ordered the western-style troughles? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7050 Do you ever change the menu? Also, today I insist on table settings! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7051 I was expecting Haute Cusine.” 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7052 I think we're at the wrong Michelin, John. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7053 A chance to win a $10,000 ring in every batch! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7054 They have a recycled doggy bag policy. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7055 Example of a farmer's IQ; didn't mean this when we said we wanted our vegan meal prepared rare. Like's comment · Reply 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7056 I can't believe our waiter is so underdressed. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7057 Pure,eat.it! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7058 This isn't exactly what I was picturing when you said we'd "pig out" for dinner... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7059 When you said family-style, we thought you meant a family of humans. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7060 This "Farm to Stable" movement takes it too far. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7061 I suppose we can't get a spoon, can we? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7062 Swill,..is that French? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7063 I asked for a truffle, not a trough. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7064 Cow pie tartare . Shaken. Not Stirred. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7065 The reservation was for Rizzo, not Lizzo. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
7066 Here's the appetizer, Bon Appetit! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7067 I asked for sauteed, not pureed. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7068 brings a whole new meaning of "farm to table" 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7069 You can lead me, Horace, to water but... . 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7070 I was expecting haute cuisine, not oat cuisine. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7071 You guy's said organic water right? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7072 That’s not what I was expecting when I asked for the dressing on the side. 1.0820 0.03541 61 55 5 0
7073 Do you recommend a red or a white with slop?" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7074 We call it authentic farm trough to table . 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7075 This is not what I meant by, farm to table. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7076 Only the local stuff. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7077 I’ll never get this farm to table thing. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7078 Is this enough for two? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7079 This slop is gluten-free, isn't it? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7080 That’s what you get when you hire a home-grow cannabis consultant on Fivr. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7081 I can’t decide if we’re supposed to eat this or just piss into it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7082 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to eat at a farm-to-table place. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7083 Maybe the whole farm to table thing is a little overrated after all. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7084 When we say All You Can Eat at Sloppy Joe's, we mean it! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7085 When did farm-to-table become so... ordinary? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7086 I overheard you was both hopin' to git betroughed. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7087 The Farm to Table movement has gone to far. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7088 Think pink, y'all! 1.0820 0.02660 61 56 4 0
7089 …I guess I just wasn’t expecting the western theme to be THIS authentic. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7090 This is not what I had in mind when you suggested a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7091 Our finest pink slime… 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7092 What did you think farm-fresh food meant? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7093 Yes, but it's free-range curated slop. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7094 Add kale seeds, water, meditate for 3 months...voila, dinner 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7095 Pure slop, ma'am, pure organic slop 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7096 Trough-to-Table is better for the animals. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7097 I'm glad I didn't order the veal. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7098 I ordered poop well done, and this is pee in a trough. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7099 I’ve heard they serve the best trough of soup in town. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7100 I think we'd need a doggy bottle. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7101 Farm to table isn't what it used to be 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7102 I thought the menu meant black "truffle" oil! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7103 I take it, we don’ t get spoons? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7104 An authentic farm to table experience" Zagat said 1.0820 0.03541 61 55 5 0
7105 It’s our new trough-to-table service. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7106 I told you they do a really authentic farm-to-table dish here. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7107 Any nuggets here and your hangtown fry is free! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7108 I know Barry's a pig, but I don't wanna eat like one. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7109 They weren’t kidding when they said this place is “farm-to-table.” 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7110 Here's that Frenchie Trough--full thing that ya'll ordered. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7111 Honey, is restaurant week always this sloppy? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7112 Just make sure to keep your nose up while you snort." Alinea Deux opens in Iowa 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7113 We should have invited more people. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7114 It's all y'all can eat, AND it comes with a side of toilet paper! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7115 Honey, maybe we shouldn't have supersized the soup course. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7116 Pig slop is authentic farm to table. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7117 They say this place is rustic industrial - now I get it. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7118 I see that it's slop. But is it non-gluten slop? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7119 Farm-to-table wasn't enough? Now it's seed-to-seat? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7120 The Yelp review said Farm-to-table" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7121 So "a trough farm to table experience" was not a typo! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7122 Yal just gut elected Governor of the state so here is the TROTH. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7123 This is the gravy boat?? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7124 They call this 'The Liquid Diet: Dry January edition.' 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7125 The menu did say farm to table 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7126 Being a bit literal about the farm-to-table thing aren't we?! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7127 When I said I liked "farm-to-table" this isn't what I had in mind 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7128 Do you get unlimited refills with the coffee trough? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7129 Even if this is what we ordered, I don't think I'm going to like it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7130 Nothing says fine dining like a bottomless trough. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7131 I think they went a little overboard with the whole ‘farm-to-table’ thing. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7132 Our dishwasher broke. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7133 Oh, I didn't know it was served family style. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7134 You're saying that's the soup du jour? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
7135 It is the latest natural diet, the swill diet. It brings you in touch with your inner herbivore 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7136 This farm to table business has gone too far. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7137 When was the last time you saw a horse use utensils ! Rebecca Hawkins 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7138 Well now. I think we're supposed to be feeding at the trough after all. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7139 This is the new trend on the coasts! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7140 I love this new trough to table concept. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7141 Do you want ketchup with your slop? 1.0820 0.03541 61 55 5 0
7142 I'm sorry, I ordered the truffles, not the troughlles. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7143 I told you not to order a cold blush wine. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7144 When you said the restaurant was "farm to table," I didn't imagine there would be a chocolate fountain. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7145 Honey, I'm not sure you understood when I asked for a farm to table dinner for our anniversary. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7146 This stuff will make you as strong as a horse! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7147 In the interest of efficiency they're just trying to cut out the middle steps 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7148 Slow cooking is a serious business here 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7149 This is your soup! I'll be right back with straws... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7150 Eaux sales" sounded so much prettier on the menu 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7151 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I asked if we try more “farm to table” meals Richard! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7152 You are right it will surely take 'some' time for our lunch to grow. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7153 How am I supposed to eat this without a spoon? 1.0820 0.03541 61 55 5 0
7154 You just had to order the sloppy joes. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7155 I think they’re going a little overboard on the farm to table. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7156 Aren't you taking this farm-to-table thing a little too far? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7157 Yep, all farm-to-table. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7158 It Looks Wholesome 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7159 I wondered what they meant by farm to table Mississippi mud cake. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7160 It’s the Porkeo diet. It’s all the rage. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7161 You are sure that's gluten -free? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7162 Here's your gourmet hog slop. Enjoy! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7163 So maybe farm to table can be taken a bit too far. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7164 At least you’re not one of those parsimonious vegans. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7165 I've never seen wine aged in oak this way before! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7166 It’s quite literally farm to table. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7167 When they said they used farm fresh ingredients, I didn't realize it was what the fed the farm. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7168 It’s very farm to table. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7169 Yeah, use the Groupon here. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7170 Could I have a doggy bag? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7171 We take 'farm-to-table' and evolve it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7172 As a first step of this job interview, you need to prove that this is not your first rodeo. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7173 I told you to order separate appetizers. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7174 I thought "trouphel appetizer" was just a typo 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7175 Don’t forget the hankies. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7176 Would you like a drink while we wait for these to sprout? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7177 My statement that I'd rather eat slops was intended as sarcasm. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7178 I think research is going to have to look at a new mousetrap 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7179 I guess this is what "farm to table" really means! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7180 Now that's farm to table...! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7181 What took us so long to try dining in? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7182 Where are the goldfish? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7183 Is this a farm to table restaurant? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7184 Not what I envisioned when you said, farm to table dining experience. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7185 I suppose the Ladies' Room is transgendered too, right? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7186 I can't even SEE the mashed potatoes. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7187 I think I’m over the farm-to-table concept. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7188 Ah, this is what they mean by farm-to-table 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7189 I guess this is our "soup du jour" to share? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7190 The review did say it was “farm to table.” 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7191 You wanted to try a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7192 Welcome to the all you can eat trough 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7193 I think this farm to table movement has gotten out of hand. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7194 Well, the menu did describe it as "larrupin'." 1.0806 0.03486 62 55 5 0
7195 I love this new farm-to-table menu. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7196 Rustic ambience. Authentic farm to trough cuisine. Generous pours. 4 stars. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7197 A celebration of our 'trothplight' was what I thought you said. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7198 The hens are with some other tables at the moment but I assure you this IS a farm to table establishment 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7199 This is our signature dish. You can eat all you want, cause you're the only customer we've had all week! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7200 If this is what they meant by horse d'oeuvre, I'll skip the pinto beans. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7201 You Yankees ask fo' water? Got some fo' ya. Bon appetit! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7202 I thought it was “pork aux champignons” with sauce — not sauce for champ pigs! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7203 Is this "farm-to-slop bucket-to-table" movement really catching on? 1.0806 0.03486 62 54 5 0
7204 You asked for rare at a vegan restaurant, what did you expect? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7205 This place is taking farm-to-table a bit far. 1.0806 0.03486 62 56 5 0
7206 Well, you said you wanted to pig out. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7207 Just wait until you see what comes after the soup. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7208 It’s table to farm 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7209 You're right, I did say I wanted to eat like a pig. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7210 They weren’t kidding when they described this place as farm to table. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7211 Are you sure we are in the right restaurant? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7212 I know how much you love farm-to-table food, honey, but this is a nice restaurant, so please don't make a pig out of yourself. 1.0806 0.04768 62 59 1 2
7213 Cindy will be by in about a month with the seeds. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7214 See, now this is a real farm-to-table dining experience. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7215 This could be carrying ‘farm to table’ a bit too far. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7216 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE COWBOY STEW. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7217 I think they’ve taken farm-to-table one step too far. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7218 Say what you want about these "authentic farm-to-table" restaurants but they're pretty generous with the portion size. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7219 I requested extra sauce for my 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7220 No smacking, please. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7221 They really have carried the farm to table routine too far. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7222 If it's half as good as it looks, keep 'em comin'. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7223 You don't get more farm-raised than this. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7224 I love the farm-to-trough concept, but I always ruin my appetite by filling up on slop! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7225 This is not what I imagined when you asked me to sample life in the Wild West. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7226 I’m on the “I Only Eat Metaphors For Pete Buttigieg Diet” 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7227 So this is what they meant by 'basic western cuisine'. Can't wait to see the entree we ordered. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7228 Tonight’s Special... It’s local, organic and farm to table 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7229 Well, who better to test that new travel sickness drug on? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7230 Wait I can’t remember... is this maze for us or for her? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7231 Maybe we should do the same with the cat 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7232 Are you sure this is gluten free? I think I saw a potato peel. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7233 Not quite the farm-to-table experience I was looking for” 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7234 You didnt have to order this man to dry concrete, I get it, marriage is hard 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7235 Medium rustic" was a good choice 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7236 I'm afraid to ask, but are the straws farm-to-table too?" 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7237 No gluten, no lactose, no sugar, no fat, no taste ... it's the "swill diet". 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7238 And, you get to pick the vegetables you want for your next birthday dinner 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7239 It's called ranch to table. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7240 This is what you meant by farm to table? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7241 Tell me again why you thought the farm-to-table menu would be perfect for my birthday... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7242 Not what I had in mind for preprocessed pork loin. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7243 None of that hoity-toity, farm-to-table crap. Only the best here at Home on the Range. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7244 Definitely the wrong Yelp review when they said this place has the best finger food in town! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7245 I think you should stick to painting, Mr. Van Gogh. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7246 I like farm-to-table, but I'm not wild about farmer-to-table.” 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7247 They said the presentation at this place was direct from farm to table. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7248 Maybe I should've worn my glasses when ordering the 'carnival style' cremation for my mother 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7249 The food critic did say that 'Deconstructed Farm-to-Table' was hard to grasp. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7250 And this one nicely matches your tie, sir 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7251 This is supposed to be good. Netflix spent a lot of money developing it. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7252 I didn't realize the trough portions were so large. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7253 What's more organic than manure? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7254 Wonder if they'll hose us down after, like they do at the Slop N Trough? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7255 That's interesting, my Twitter feed is mostly red meat. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7256 Your Impossible steak, Medium rare, Cowboy style... enjoy! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7257 I'm afraid I misunderstood the significance when I heard that you always greet your guests by hollering, "Soooeeyy!" 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7258 The chefs special tonight is slop y gold. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7259 Chick pea soup from the chef 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7260 This is the most farm to table dinner yet! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7261 when i said beef stew this isn't what i had in mind 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7262 Is this... diarrhea? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7263 Is this how Susan described “farm-to-table?” 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7264 We’re farm to table to farm. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7265 Do you think this is the appetizer? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7266 It's nice they have a vegan, gluten free and low carb option. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7267 Here's our brand-new option for mammals. Hope you enjoy it. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7268 After this slough of bone marrow, suppose we try the slot machines 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7269 It's a little crude. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7270 Yes, but this “organic” farm-to-table” slop 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7271 I thought you said this was the hot new SPOT? Not the hot new trough. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7272 I’ll never complain again about the slop you prepare! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7273 What about "grow your own" did you not understand? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7274 Time to slop the Hoaggs... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7275 When did this become a farm-to-table restaurant? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7276 This isn't what I meant when I called you a pig. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7277 It definitely smells like it 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7278 It’s a Texas tradition we’ve perfected herein D.C. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7279 Um.... I actually ordered the truffles. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7280 I thought you'd be fishing for complements tonight, I guess we're doing gold too. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7281 So how long did you serve on the Police Force ? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7282 Is... is that what I think it is? Saying I was so hungry I could eat a horse is just an expression! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7283 Thanks, but that was a TYPO: I do NOT want ‘Tex all night.’ 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7284 Pull up to the chili trough 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7285 I hear if we’re able to finish this we get a free T-shirt that reads, “ I was a hog at the slop trough” 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7286 Farm-to-table; all you can eat! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7287 My goodness, this is enough to feed the entire sty! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7288 Sorry, this is not what we ordered. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7289 Now you know you can't grow a cactus in gravy! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7290 Now this is ‘farm-to-table.’ Wait, is there a fly in my poop? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7291 ... be-cows I thought it would be a good idea to get hormones directly from the manifacturer than from chicken nuggets 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7292 I am here for the butter interview 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7293 Are you sure you told them you had a TROPHY wife 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7294 Yes, this is the first X-rat! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7295 SO Clearly he isnt vegan 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7296 Maybe we should try self- driving car? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7297 that puppy REALLYmoves. for the last time, Jim, it’s a mouse 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7298 I thought a trough of soup sounded like a lot 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7299 This is the chateaubriand for two? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7300 Hope y'all are fixin' to pig out on tonight's Farm to Table special. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7301 Our special curated 'Trough for Two' was an excellent choice, Sir. 1.0690 0.03356 58 53 4 0
7302 It’s called trough to table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7303 The latest in the farm-to-table experience really lets you go whole hog. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7304 Instead of farm to table, this is barn to trough" 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7305 You grab the worms; I'll dig for the potatoes" 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7306 Barn to table” leaves me cold 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7307 With our strong commitment to the farm to table philosophy tonight's pork selection will arrive shortly. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7308 This is not what I meant when I asked for a “Farm to Table” birthday dinner! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7309 Waiter, could you bring us two spoons? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7310 I heard that agribusiness was branching out. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7311 It appears that the chef is confused about the meaning of Farm to Table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7312 Goodness- I feel like a pig with this portion size- event though we ordered the main to share! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7313 We'll actually take the sparkling, please. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7314 Trough to Table 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7315 I've enjoyed the occasional "Pig-in-a-Blanket" or "Elephant Ear" at our county fair, but I've got my doubts about this "Hog Slop Soup." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7316 Maybe we shouldn't have lied when they asked if we'd dined farm to table before. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7317 Farm to trough, organic and local. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7318 All the reviews did say that this is the most authentic "farm to table" in the city. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7319 I paid extra for us to have an authentic farm-to-table experience as the farm animals. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7320 Remember, it's dutch treat and that's you third bucket. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7321 Luke, the mushroom sauce seems a little thick tonight. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7322 It's farm-to-table darling; one mustn't order by the glass. 1.0690 0.03356 58 53 4 0
7323 From Barn to Table ... Guaranteed 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7324 Their mud pie is always made with the freshest ingredients! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7325 I think this is taking farm-to-table a bit too far 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7326 They really do farm-to-table the best! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7327 Your profile said you liked farm-to-table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7328 Is this the Impossible Slop? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7329 Is this the slop du jour? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7330 Well, we DID order the farm-to-table entree with suggested server pairing. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7331 Farm to table? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7332 The Chuck Wagon Pioneer Plate for Two is an authentic “trough to table” dining experience. Bon Appetit! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7333 It's from the a la trough menu. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7334 The reviews say there is a lot of umami in the slop. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7335 I guess we should have asked a few more questions before we ordered the 'Country Surprise'. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7336 They say it’s an authentic farm to table experience. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7337 You know, I should have expected this when they brought the trough out twenty minutes ago. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7338 They take farm to table to a whole new level . 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7339 This whole “ranch to table” dining has gone too far. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7340 Like pigs to the trough... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7341 I just thought it was plebby reviewers saying you eat like a pig here. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7342 Soup - soup du jour. Not slop 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7343 It's our new policy of voluntary simplicity. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7344 I'm sure glad we didn't order the appetizer. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7345 It’s locally sourced. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7346 I’m all for trying to empathize with the animals we eat, honey, but I think this is taking it a little bit too far. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7347 I did say I was as hungry as a horse. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7348 We get it, no utensils seems extreme. But we promise: no more cravings for bacon. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7349 A timeless nourishment venue Harvey, can't you see the possibilities? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7350 When I ordered the Boue, I thought it would be a bit more appetizing. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7351 Wow!! Bauman really knows his food!! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7352 This should cement our relationship! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7353 Mike and Susan order the “Trough a duex” at the newest Farm to Table restaurant. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7354 Is this the salad, the appetizer, the entree, or the cocktail ? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7355 You think this is organic as they say? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7356 You never know what you’re going to get with a farm-to-table menu. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7357 Are you sure this is the slop du jour? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7358 I'm not sure that this new farm to trough cuisine will catch on. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7359 I "conduit" myself! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7360 It’s the next step for vegans 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7361 What part of farm-to-table did you misinterpret? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7362 I knew you misspoke and said sloppy trough. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7363 Not quite what I expected from farm to table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7364 At least they don't use plastic straws... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7365 We pride ourselves on our authentic farm-to-table beef bourguignon. Doesn't get closer to the farm than this! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7366 It's the new gluten free farm diet. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7367 This Texas-style place is a little too authentic. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7368 would you like some pig's feet with your trough? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7369 I told you to take us to a 5-star restaurant 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7370 Is this what they meant by a "farm-to-table" restaurant? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7371 You said you wanted "farm to fork." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7372 I said TROUT, not trough! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7373 It may be too late to ask, but is this slop table-to-farm-to-table? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7374 I thought we were going to a chop house! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7375 So when they offered the dining choice to feast like a king or eat like a pig, I think we should have went with the feast option, which I am understand was also silverware-less but served on plates. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7376 Yep, I'm from the farm and this is from the table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7377 Bon Appetit! Like our new serving piece? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7378 Their eat like an animal vegan menu is so not to die for 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7379 Vegan, you say? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7380 I think they've taken Farm to Table too far. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7381 I think this gives new meaning to farm to table Joanbdavis@yahoo.com 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7382 Welcome to Woodberry Kitchen. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7383 Is the feed sourced from a local mare? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7384 The plastic straw ban caused problems for the new farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7385 I wonder if they have to-go troughs? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7386 Farm to motherfuckin’ table for y’all. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7387 If either of you say "Farm-to-Table" or "Pigs at the Trough", and think it's funny. I drag you out back, murder you, and rape your corpses. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7388 This is an authentic farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7389 Family style for whose family? 1.0690 0.03356 58 53 4 0
7390 Farm to table impossible meal. Bon appetite. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7391 (Lady speaking) It was just one of those days and I so looked forward to sitting down with a trough of wine, served by a rugged cowboy. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7392 If you’re going to eat like pigs 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7393 Only 2 net carbs per trough folks. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7394 They said you ate like pigs, so here you go. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7395 Here's the cowboy poo n piss and cum and horsepiss as you wanted. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7396 I'm okay with MSG, but I draw the line with BST. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7397 We're transitioning from 'Le cochon et l'auge' to 'The Pig and Trough.' 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7398 You'll need to grab a couple straws. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7399 He says it's how they make bacon. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7400 It's a living! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7401 This is the all-you-can-eat trough, right? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7402 I'm so sorry the ten couples you invited couldn't come. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7403 Honey, I’m all for farm-to-table, but this is beyond the pale. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7404 It's the lastest in Farm-to-Table cuisine! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7405 When did we join the factory farm-to-table movement? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7406 I only see one little piece of pork. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7407 You said you wanted a farm to table meal, David 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7408 Wow... that's a lot of dipping sauce! I think maybe we shouldn't have ordered the Ginormous Dumplings. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7409 Enjoy today's blue-trough special here at Farm to Table! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7410 Is this vegan and gluten free????? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7411 They say that ranch to table is the new farm to table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7412 When I said I was as 'hungry as a hog' I didn't mean it literally 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7413 Well, did you ever - what a swill party this is. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7414 Maybe we should reconsider dining farm-to-table 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7415 And you say this is ‘authentic‘ French cuisine? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7416 This must be the Terantaise for the Rocky Mountain Oysters Benedict. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7417 Call me crazy, but I don't see this ranch to table concept taking off. How about you? 1.0690 0.03356 58 52 4 0
7418 We'll need a bigger fridge for our to-go trough. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7419 Farm-to-table! What a concept! So...literal. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7420 This is how you test yourself? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7421 It's the latest culinary trend, "farm on table." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7422 It’s the Pa Klampit special you ordered. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7423 They're serving us goop? This 'Goop Lifestyle' concept has gone way overboard!" 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7424 Excuse me, sir. We’re fat cats, not pigs. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7425 I thought you were going a different direction with this whole losing-our-inhibitions idea. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7426 When you said “farm to table,” I had a slightly different idea of what it would be. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7427 Is this farm-to-table gluten free? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7428 No, it WAS thoughtful of you to remember that I want to eat more Farm-to-Table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7429 This restaurant is authentic farm to table. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7430 Our bowl supplier went belly up. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7431 Well, the review did say that people were "hog wild" about this restaurant. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7432 Is this Cowboy Slop in a Coffin vegan? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7433 You’re damn right it’s 100% organic! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7434 Oh look honey, I'm pretty sure I see goat balls in the slop...How long before your folks come up with the ransom? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7435 Could you bring us some spoons? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7436 Remember that Yelp review that mentioned the "food trough?" 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7437 Better than Farm Fresh, we call it 'Table Fresh. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7438 This must be a special occasion if we're having chocolate slop instead of plain old vanilla. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7439 I prefer this to a slop bucket. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7440 Uh, sir? We asked for a bottle of wine, not a trough... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7441 I guess now we know what “Authentic Western Trail Cuisine” is. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7442 Farm to table swill 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7443 The pigs all died, so ... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7444 I really didn’t need this much wine. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7445 I thought you said sous-vide. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7446 Here's our special trough of truffle. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7447 Trust me, they won’t be offended if you ask for a spoon. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7448 You didn't tell me this restaurant was farm to table." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7449 Ah, "A TROUGH 'a that good 'cue sauce," that was just a sayin'. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7450 Everyone who’s anyone eats farm-to-table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7451 It is Tex-Mex all you can drink night. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7452 Is this really all grown on your own farm? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7453 Yes, I know it's organic, but is the slop farm to table? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7454 Somehow I just thought "farm to table" meant local veggies... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7455 Is this menu farm to table? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7456 Well, the restaurant did advertise farm-to-table eating. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7457 Yeah, it's pink slime. So are you vegetarians or not? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7458 More chili sauce here. Now it's good to go! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7459 You DID come in for the 5o’clock special! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7460 Welcome to Ol' Cookie's Kitchen. Chow down Buckaroos, before the herd comes in! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7461 We're eating out of a trough, and we're being served by Arthur Hunnicutt. Now I see why the girls at the office said you were sort of eccentric! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7462 When you said 'Farm-to-Table' dining this isn't what I imagined... 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7463 I''m beginning to hate Wednesdays. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7464 The review said 'Farm-to-table with a political edge' but this is over the edge. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7465 I love direct 'Farm to Table', don't you? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7466 Socialist and gluten-free - the best of both worlds. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7467 I said gluten-free,not,glutton-y. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7468 We are going to need cutlery, a straw, napkins and a bib 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7469 This farm-to-table movement is getting out of hand. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7470 Not a trough full. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7471 John,this farm style dinner seems a bit too literal. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7472 Still not a fan of Cowboy Stew 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 3 0
7473 While lower, it's not exactly the step in the food chain I would have landed 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7474 I need a hair tie but I think I just saw a few float by. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7475 The farm to table movement is becoming quite extreme. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7476 Cowboy Country Cleanse Crate! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7477 When it said trough on the menu, I thought it would be some kind of cute French thing. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7478 I’m so hungry I could eat a horse. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7479 It's a plaid guy affair themed restaraunt. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7480 This restaurant was “Chez Nous” last week”. Don Dechman, Austin T 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7481 Now they’ve even gotten rid of the plastic utensils. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7482 These farm to table dinners are such a mix of flavors. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7483 I had thought "Pureed of Texas" was some sort of spellcheck typo. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7484 Ass juice 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7485 It’s the newest innovation in farm to table cuisine. Sooooie! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7486 You never told me you thought I looked like Camilla. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7487 I thought you said rustic trofie. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7488 I just looked up "Omakase" on Google. It doesn't mean fish after all. It means "put your dining experience in the hands of the chef." 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7489 This place is great for barn-to-table cuisine. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7490 I’m really tired of restaurants taking you literally Steven 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7491 Here's your "All You Can Eat" Buffet. You don't even have to get in line. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7492 I didn't realize "The Trough Restaurant" was literal... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7493 As I was sayin' we ain't got spoons. What you think Farm to Table means? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7494 Honey, it did say this was a farm-to-fork place. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7495 Apparently, this is the only farm-to-table place with vegan options. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7496 You ordered the Cowboy Special. The Cowboy Special is what we feed our horses. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7497 I usually like farm to table restaurants but this is ridiculous! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7498 I guess I had a different expectation for the menu at a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7499 This farm to table isn’t quite what I thought it would be. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7500 I told you to stop calling me mad cow 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7501 Doesn't look appealing to eat! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7502 First time having farm-to-table? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7503 Truffle? I thought you said trough. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7504 It’s great to patronize a restaurant that serves all-natural, artisanal swill. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7505 Is this local slop? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7506 Our special tonight is the Black Troughle Sauce. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7507 It's called troughing. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7508 I guess "Home Grown" is a literal term in today's verbiage? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7509 Hey, I thought the Rio Grande was a margarita. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7510 Yup, that’ll be 200$ for the “real” country experience. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7511 Uh, yeah. Farm-to-table HAS gone too far. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7512 It's 'farm to table' and shared trough. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7513 It’s called a trough and you cook your dinner in it. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7514 I'm having second thoughts about trying barn-to-table food. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7515 Doris, I ordered La Blender’s special; now, you can see why I took you to the birthplace of techno-farm cuisine. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7516 Okay, what could you rustle up in two jiffies? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7517 We're so happy you expanded your gluten-free menu. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7518 Their website said, "Fresh from the farm." This isn't quite what I envisioned. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7519 This is our Farm to Table special tonight. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7520 Another benefit of Farm to Table is no plates or cutlery is needed. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7521 If you don't like this, you don't like farm to table. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7522 I think they're taking this farm-to-table thing too far. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7523 Farm to table is less elegant than I expected. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7524 It’s the new concept of the luxury! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7525 This is the favorite appetizer at Slop the Hogs Restaurant. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7526 It’s not what I expected when I ordered the “Farm Fresh “ appetizer. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7527 Can't say I'm fond of this Albuquerque Surf and Turf. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7528 Yea.. Me and Daddy said one day 'What if everyone ate outta troughs.' 5 years later... We are the #1 theme restuarant in the country. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7529 You have to respect their farm onto table approach. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7530 Is this some kind of cowboy stew? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7531 On second thought, slaughter houses might be serving a useful purpose... 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7532 Well, they said the food was farm to table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7533 Would you like a menu? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7534 I had something else in mind when I heard this restaurant was 'farm-to-table.' 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7535 What's for dessert, cow pie? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7536 Perhaps farm-to-table could use a middleman. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7537 Next we just need the sprinkler to kick in! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7538 His grandmother cooked and served at wagon trail stops. She got raped a lot. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7539 This is the first restaurant to work purely from Google translations for its menu. I'm guessing this must be the 'Soupe aux Truffes' 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7540 Well, they did tell us it was farm-to-table dining. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7541 The new regime works wonders 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7542 Next he gives his little TED Talk about plastic spoons and straws, then he chuckles and says 'Dig right in!', and finally, he just stands there to see what we do... 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7543 Welcome to Applebeed604edf2af0fe2578e418fb79b8fe93363eae398aeb8f2ca820 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7544 Look honey, they even offer farmer to table meals here. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7545 Drinkin' from this-here thang'll make yer neigh and whinny fer sure. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7546 This organic, gluten-free slop’s gonna blow your mind. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7547 Are you sure that hog-slop is organic? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7548 It's a new take on farm-to-table. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7549 This farm-to-table trend is getting out of hand. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7550 I thought you said the food was farm to table” “ you must have misheard me I said farm food on the table 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7551 So, this is free-range Chef Surprise?! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7552 I present to you yer appetizer, main course, 'n' dessert. We got a traditional slop prepared with the leftovers from previous meals served in a handmade wooden trough. Thanks again fer dining with us at Literal Farm To Table. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7553 I didn't realize this farm-to-table dining experience would be so... authentic. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7554 Uumm.. Ring fishing?? :/ 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
7555 It's not slop. It's nutritious glop! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7556 They said it's 'Farm to Table' but this is ridiculous. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7557 Yippee-ki-nay. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7558 Really appreciate it, y’all. Margaret says our out house should be fixed by Tuesday... 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7559 Repeatedly, cheese demonstrated characteristics of a performance enhancing drug 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7560 I call it the pack rat. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7561 Submit it to @IGNOBELS 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7562 Gent, and Miss Philly, this is CEE-ment and TAH-matah: Enjoy 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7563 If the corporations can eat from it why shouldn’t our customers? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7564 I'm not sure. With slop? Maybe a chardonnay. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7565 You bet it's organic! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7566 I'm thinking this place is farm-to-stable. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7567 It’s authentic farm-to-table. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7568 Soo-ee! I just love our new meal-in-a-bowl menu. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7569 I just thought it was short for chop suey. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7570 Mmmm, Slop a la mode de Caen-one of my faves! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7571 Yup, I reckon it is, in fact, gluten free! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7572 Would it have been funnier if the waiter was dressed fancy? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7573 When you said you were a sloppy eater this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7574 I know I said I wanted to try something new... But I think the cattle trough is a bit much. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7575 You're absolutely sure it's glute-free? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7576 I’m assuming you’ll put lipstick on your pig ..: 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7577 Is that dental floss? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7578 When they say farm to table they really mean it! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7579 There are four hundred twenty prisms on the chandelier 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7580 For this price couldn't you at least gives a decent pour? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7581 Sooey! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7582 We are very proud of our non-GMO, organic, farm-to-table slop. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7583 I see it’s “black,” so who do we show it to confirm’s it’s “gold” contentment? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7584 It’s something new called Kool Aid” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7585 I'd recommend the Chappellet Cabernet Sauvignon 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7586 I heard they serve only the best slop here. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7587 This ranch challenge is really getting ridiculous.... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7588 You didn't tell me Congress had a Welcome Wagon, Senator- 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7589 cow or pig? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7590 Ma contribution ta cuttin' down them greenhouse gases, folks. I'm simply cuttin' out th' animal stage of production on th' farm. Bon appetit! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7591 We used to offer an all-you-can-eat menu but our customers perceive this as higher value. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7592 I thought you were kidding about the slop this place serves! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7593 The culinary concept is to cut out the middle cow. it's called slop to table. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7594 This pig-farm to table thing is a bit much. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7595 They're taking rustic chic to the next level 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7596 Sowee, don’t we need a spoon to eat this slop? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7597 Restaurants will do anything to cause a stampede. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7598 I'm really not good at handling the sluice. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7599 Let's see. Red with meat, white with . . . 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7600 Told you we should've skipped the slop du jour! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7601 When Resy meets Tinder: "It's called social eating. YOLO! Amiright?" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7602 Welcome to the Slophouse! Dig in! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7603 I’ve heard of farm to table, but farm to trough? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7604 Oh, now I know why they call this a "Farmer to Table" restaurant 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7605 Well, at least it's organic. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7606 This is your new Kale recipe? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7607 We are a farm to table restaurant. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7608 Are you going to impress me with this restaurant with cow's portions? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7609 We are proud to serve locally grown foods in s matter that lets you know there beginnings. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7610 Mud Therapy 101. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7611 That's it! I've had it with this farm to table crap. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7612 I just love this new slops to table movement. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7613 Okay, when I said I wanted to go out to a restaurant to pig out, I didn't mean literally. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7614 Fyi, authentic trough-to-table dining includes the chef yelling sooeey. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7615 This isn’t what I meant when I said a concrete diet. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7616 Are sure we want to get the last serving tonight of Chef Andre Pascal's famous creations, Slop in a Trough. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7617 And for the wine, we’ll do “like a fish.” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7618 This is not what I had in mind when I said we should pig out this weekend. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7619 I'm doing this to reduce our carbon footprint, dear 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7620 Waiter, would you say this is more of a slop or a swill? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7621 I feel like the "farm-to-table" trend has peaked. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7622 Tell me again if this is free range swill shale or shale swill? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7623 I guess it was my new contacts - I was reading Truffle instead of Troughfull... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7624 I thought that when they said that we would eat like pigs, its was only an exaggeration. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7625 The silage and bovine hormones guarantee you'll have lots of milk for your baby. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7626 Your reputation goes before you Donald. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7627 This looks fracking great! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7628 Like foie gras, folks, which y'all must know is the liver of a duck or goose fattened by force-feeding corn with a feeding tube, this dish is a delicacy we call equine liquor amnii. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7629 Is this what y'all call "farm-to-table" back east? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7630 The sautéed hay with manure sauce special sounds really interesting" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7631 I know you said vegan but I can still smell pork. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7632 We asked for the "Renewing our Troth" dinner, not the "Renewing our Trough" dinner. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7633 And that's just one example of what VRCattle™ can create for your herd 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7634 Mmmm. Bouillie de cochon! I just love French country western cuisine. And just look at the presentation! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7635 I heard it took the chef a year to perfect this dish! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7636 So the name "Slop Shop" could have been a warning. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7637 Oh no--I thought they said 'soup,' but they must have said 'slop.' 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7638 There's no price on this. Does that mean it's free? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7639 Please enjoy your paleo feed special 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7640 That doesn't look at all like the special he described. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7641 I think the Chef got carried away with his blender. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7642 'Farm-to-table menu changes daily' is a bit misleading, don't you think?" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7643 Next time don't tell them you're fine with gluten. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7644 Oh, this slop looks different from last time's 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7645 As long as there's gluten in it 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7646 Go check out their ads: there’s absolutely nothing to suggest that Chuckwagon.com is to be taken literally. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7647 Our Texas Black Bean soup comes in an all-you-can-eat sharing trough 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7648 I told you, I don't like my Texas soup cold! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7649 We'll be full by the time the half steer comes around. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7650 I’ll have the entrée on the side. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7651 It's not organic, it's not gluten-free, and it's definitely not free-range. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7652 here you go, Mr. and Mrs. Pigg 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7653 Her: Can we go out for dinner? Him: We have food at home. The food at home: 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7654 When I said to treat me like one of your barn animals, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7655 Sorry, we're out of bowls... anyway, say when. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7656 I’ll give you ‘Cage Free’ and ’Organically Fed’ but I still say politely telling us they’re going to eat us in the end hardly makes any of this ‘Cruelty Free’. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7657 We ordered pâté, not pâtée. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7658 Having each course prepared stableside is far less pretentious.. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7659 It’s exactly what you paid for: an all you can eat buffet. Our slop is 100% organic. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7660 Maybe we misunderstood 'Farm to Table... 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7661 I guess all men ARE swine! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7662 We like to involve our diners in the making of the experience. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7663 I told you pigeons like cheese. 1.0556 0.03146 54 50 3 0
7664 I hear this is the first Michelin rated farm-to-table, so it must be divine. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7665 Well, it doesn't smell like a "delicate treatise for the tongue", Mr. Pigman. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7666 Madam, this is our newest farm at table offering. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7667 I'd kill for steak right now. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7668 My mistake-I thought chef said the salad was ranch style. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7669 I could use that slop bucket at home 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7670 Is the Trough of the Day gluten free? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7671 I asked for the gluten free slop 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7672 According to the review: "Fusion cuisine incorporates Asian influences into locally sourced crops ..." Does this look like "Sow Chow" to you? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7673 i would have got you fresh water but then I saw you were a woman 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7674 A girlfriend told me that your gelatin mold is the best. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7675 Nothing fresher than troff to table 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7676 Watch your noses. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7677 This, sir and madam, is the most natural (s)wine you'll find. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7678 This is about as locally sourced as you can git. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7679 I don’t think they liked your last Yelp review, Kenneth. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7680 Well at least it's a step up from the Troff 'n' Brew. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7681 You didn't mention in your profile that you're a freegan vegan... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7682 If we take our vacines from horses, what wonders await us. if we take their food too 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7683 It look's better than the slop my last date introduced me to 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7684 We really live in a Western civilization. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7685 Every once in a while, you just want some comfort swill, you know? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7686 1. Drop by drop , the lake is drained out 2. Let us wait to see th conclusion . 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7687 And now our farm-to-table Mousse au Chocolat that got us our first Michelin Star. Bon appetit. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7688 We'll horsy bag the leftovers, please. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7689 Is this the way they season my plant based burger? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7690 And for dessert, tar dé la moo. Enjoy. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7691 I asked for au jus not OHHHHH jus. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7692 This is the first course of our tasting menu today: organic home turf from our back yard with truffle mayonnaise, green and burned grass, shallots, soft boiled quail egg, bread chips sweet spices, smoked beetroot puree, brown onion, dill and parsley 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7693 Hopefully, since we didn't a reservation, it didn't put the maître d' through too much trough-ble. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7694 It's authentic eau de Wyoming. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7695 Madame, Monsieur, voici slop dans une auge. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7696 How many times must I remind you to enunciate? Your wad of chaw makes 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7697 What's the name of the virgin-birth cow from whom this non-GMO swill originated? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7698 Hurry up! Plant the seeds. I hear great things about farm to table. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7699 as shocked as I am by this restaurants portion sizes, the novelty of it all has rescinded my concerns, and if any indication, the health inspection score is reassuring to say the least. I will post this on my 'Instagram' for my many 'followers'. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7700 Year of the Rat mascot tryouts reach new heights 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7701 I don’t think he liked it when we called him Mickey. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7702 Abhh...the power of cheese! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7703 I told you not to leave your intermittent fasting book near their cage, Robert 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7704 Why do you always tell them we're sloppy eaters? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7705 Fresh from your farm to our table"? George Koomullil, San Ramon, Calif 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7706 I'm not sure I want to "authentically develop my nose for truffles". 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7707 That's the last time I'm letting you take me to a Farm-to-Table restaurant!" Submitted by: Molly Maguire and Richard Norri 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7708 Well, Trevor, if the shoe fits... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7709 Perhaps we should have asked what the farm to table meal was before we ordered. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7710 Everything here is farm to table. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7711 This here’s what we call “Trough to Table”. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7712 It's a long way from the farm to the dining table and now we will really appreciate our dinner oh so much more. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7713 Do you have paper straws? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7714 Out Ponderosa chef doesn't make Cream of Truffles. Rather, he suggests you sample his specialty: Cream of Trough. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7715 'Dinner is Slurped' 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7716 OK, no silverware, but a napkin would be nice. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7717 We want to provide the ultimate pig experience to our guests. Extra bull testicles are $5.00. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7718 I'm still not entirely sold on the barnyard-to-table movement... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7719 Two straws please 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7720 Farm Fresh to the Table" has its limitations, of course. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7721 You're not even trying to see what he's doing. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7722 I’d say “farm to table” is looking a bit played out. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7723 This doesn't mean you can eat like a pig. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7724 I thought it said it was farm to table NOT farm on table. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7725 Now don’t go insisting on a demitasse for your espresso; we can hardly go anywhere now because of your bougie caprice. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7726 The portions are great here. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7727 I know you said you’d wrangle up something for dinner, but I didn’t quite imagine this... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7728 Excuse me, I ordered dressing on the side 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7729 We offer unlimited bread to dip in the trough. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7730 I hope this slop is gluten free. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7731 I didn't know this is what you meant when you invited me out to a "mud flat-to-table" dining extravaganza. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7732 Today we have for you: truffle risotto in a trough. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7733 Saves having to run it through a pig 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7734 It's the most organic dish on the menu. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7735 I'm getting a little tired of farm to table. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7736 Now I see why this is the best bottomless mimosa deal in town. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7737 Pig slop and no spoons! Who says farm-to table has become blasé? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7738 I hired this actor to dress as a cowboy and put my diarrhea in a bucket and then pour the bucket into this trough for us to drink. This is social commentary about the ennui of the wealthy 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7739 water for the table? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7740 He doesn't like it when people order salads... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7741 Hogwash - specialty of the house. 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
7742 Portland’s finest farm-to-table restaurant 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7743 thanks obama 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7744 Yep. Farm to table . 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7745 As long as my horse gets a steak, it's a fair deal 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7746 Dinner? I hardly know her! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7747 I hope you have Doggie Bags. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7748 Helen told me this Farm-to-Table experience is so authentic that after he slops the hog, he butchers it right here then B-B-Q's it on the grill right behind you 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7749 I wanted Ranch. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7750 This trough was created using A.I.design in order to maximize the presentation and essence of the slop. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7751 I think I will take the bib...and where is the bathroom? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7752 The chef's farm-on-table philosophy really shines through in some of these new dishes. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7753 It's the newest thing in vegan meals: trough dining! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7754 They're serving the same old slop my mother used to make! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7755 We believe you but how long will this be ready? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7756 -um excuse me i ordered the soup 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7757 Do you think Bobby Flay started this way? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7758 I read this place was on Eater's list of the top 12 slop-houses in the city. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7759 When they said that everything on the Menu was "Farm-Fed", I assumed they were referring to their steak. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7760 I wanted to treat you to authentic farm-to-table for Valentines Day. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7761 This place is renowned for its "farm to table," philosophy. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7762 I think I'm good with the whole 'farm-to-table' thing. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7763 That's the cement we used to make the collapsed part of the border wall! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7764 Welcome to SLOP. This amuse-sloosh is compliments of Chef Sus-Domesticus 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7765 I won't eat it if it contains antibiotics. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7766 You know, "slop" really is onomatopoeia. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7767 It appears that the country farm house dining experience, is much more outdoorsy these days than I expected! If any of your cute little piglets would like to join us, please tell them that we would LOVE to see them show us how to properly wallow! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7768 I’m not sure I can make a dent in this after all those cow patties 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7769 I do like a soup course, but....... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7770 The Trough! Can’t wait for dinner at Ye Olde Feedbag. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7771 Still feeling like farm-to-table? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7772 That is not exactly what I imagined they meant by "farm to table!" 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7773 So this is the swill du jour? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7774 The sign said "farm to table" but I'm getting a little squeamish when I see the worms. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7775 I've heard of all you can eat, but this is ridiculous. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7776 This farm to table cuisine has gone too far. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7777 This is definitely not what we ordered but I’m famished and the portion is generous. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7778 The chef recommended this newest farm-to-table creation, dear. It's called SLOP, for "the Simple Life on the Prairie." 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7779 Karen it’s over! Even the waiter thinks you’re a pig. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7780 I wouldn’t say this is a first date meal, but I’m down for some casual dining. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7781 I said I liked to eat pig, not eat like a pig. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7782 I hope he doesn't get insulted if we don't finish his chili 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7783 I told you this farm to table thing would be risky. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7784 It's the newest rage in Slow Food ... Farm on Table! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7785 This may take some time would you like an appetizer ? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7786 We should have ordered the wine pairing. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7787 My friend Annie said it’s called “stable to table”. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7788 I'd heard that graze eating was out but I'm just not sure I'm ready for this. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7789 This is a farm to table place, do it yourself. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7790 This is a new low in farm to table restaurants. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7791 I told you. Farmer-to-table is not the same as farm-to-table. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7792 Would you please get me a step stool, a bib, and a hair tie. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7793 They said it was farm to table. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7794 I don’t care what he put in it... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7795 Of course, I couldn't eat Golden Corral every night. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7796 I said we will HAVE the lamb, not that we ARE lamb!! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7797 Farm-To-Table? Looks more like sloppy seconds. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7798 I just don't get the whole farm-to-table thing. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7799 I thought you said this was the newest fine restaurant? I said 'swine.' 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7800 It's our new "pour it where the hogs can get at it" soup. No offense meant, folks. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7801 This is not what I had in mind when you said “ I eat like a pig” 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7802 I'm sorry we're all out of the ham. Luckily I know just the thing to round up some more. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7803 It's the newest in farm-to-table called "slop." 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7804 Try also our dry aged manure. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7805 Farm to Table is great and all, but I really think Direct to Trough is the way of the future. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7806 I told you that we should’ve ordered the salad. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7807 Is slop considered vegan? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7808 The reviews on Yelp weren't kidding. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7809 I'm not sure I can get totally on board with this farm-to-table movement. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7810 This is truly the most authenic slop in town. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7811 American Gothic Chow 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7812 I'm told slops direct to table have fecal transplants in every serving. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7813 Chow down, folks. Soylent Green is gluten free. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7814 When they said a "farm to table" experience they really meant it. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7815 Is this slop and gluten free? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7816 It works with the horses. Do you think it'll work with you? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7817 I told you they only serve slop. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7818 This is unbelievable. I mean, where are the utensils?" 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7819 Howdy, my name is Doc and I’ll be your waiter tonight. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7820 Feeding Trough.” Thank God the restaurant’s name isn’t “Feeding Tube. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7821 When the menu said, 'The Pig Special', I didn't expect this. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7822 It's from farm to trough to table. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7823 This "farm-to-table" concept has become a little too authentic. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7824 Plant-based dining just went to a whole new level. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7825 It's hard to get genuine Missouri cuisine here. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7826 It’s farm to table and you don’t even have to chew. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7827 I told you not to complain about the portion sizes until *after* the meal. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7828 For beans, is it “less” or “fewer”? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7829 I don't think we ordered 'slop.' 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7830 Well, next time say “Blue Hill at Stone Barns” instead of just saying “let’s try that barn restaurant...” 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7831 I text the Slow food movement restaurant, not the Sow food movement. I hate predictive text. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7832 When you said we'd be 'feasting from the trough of disillusionment,' I didn't imagine this 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7833 It's the latest in family style dining, dear. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7834 I’ll have to remember the next time you say, “Let’s put on the ol’ feed-bag...“ 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7835 Interesting... It appears the subject has skipped past legal weed and gone straight to jetpacks. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7836 Mouse No. 007 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7837 Maybe we shouldn’t have added the jet 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7838 What pronoun does this come with? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7839 This is our all you can eat earthy soup 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7840 It's whatever you believe folks…facts pale by comparison. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7841 The review DID say they’re bringing a fresh approach to farm-to-table 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7842 Swine Dining 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7843 Farm to table as requested, sir. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7844 You said you wanted an authentic farm to table experience 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7845 The waiter recommended the farm to table menu... 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7846 I'm thinking this would pair well with a bottle of Mad Dog 1981. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7847 He’s YOUR brother. YOU just make like a piggie. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7848 They say, the Human Kindness is really good here 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7849 Why are you pouring us concrete? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7850 Go ahead and slop! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7851 I'LL GET YOUR SOUP SPOONS NEXT 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7852 When you said we should try this vegetarian restaurant that lets you “eat what your steak eats”, I didn’t realize you meant literally. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7853 I thought I told chef, enough with the coriander already. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7854 Y'all love this CBD chili! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7855 Is this slop part of the Keto Diet? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7856 Sir, I think there's been a mistake... We said "our noses are big", not "we'd like the big bin"! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7857 This the finest slop from the tombstone territory. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7858 This is not what I meant by ‘rare’. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7859 Stop horsing around and finish serving our dinner already 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7860 nan 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7861 The chef is really serious about the whole ‘farm-to-table’ thing. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7862 They're noted for their large servings. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7863 And if this ain't enough,second helpings are free 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7864 Can you bring us chopsticks? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7865 We dish our veggies fresh here. From bed to table! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7866 Finally, our order. I could eat like a horse. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7867 I'll tip it slightly, so you can drink from it. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7868 First farm-to-table? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7869 Add plenty of your famous salt of the earth, please! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7870 Oh no, a gold soup is too expensive! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7871 Vegan Pork Delight? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7872 "They listed this as an appetizer. I wonder what the main course is going to be?" 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7873 Would you suggest the Red or white to accompany the slop? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7874 Bon appetit. Hee Haw! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7875 Bottomless kale smoothies and no utensils! See if we tip you!” 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7876 It's an old West vegan dish called swill. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7877 Have you been talking to your horse again? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7878 You health-conscious city folk call this Pealoton soup. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7879 We serve classic farm to table cuisine. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7880 Next time I'll clarify wanting Japanese hibachi, John. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7881 I know what you’re thinking, but this is the best locally-sourced, organic, vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free dish in the whole city. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7882 They say it's the best farm-to-table soup in the city. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7883 They say this is the most authentic place for farm-to-table. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7884 It was your idea to come to this new natural farm grown Restaurant!! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7885 Clean water like you’ve never seen it before. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7886 Porky's Family Style BBQ comes highly recommended. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7887 No, the government shouldn't regulate small business. Let the free market decide. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7888 Here it is. Texas surf and turf. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7889 Honey, what a generous portion! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7890 I'm sorry, we didn't order dessert. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7891 This takes farm to table to a whole new level. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7892 It's authentic trough to table. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7893 That’s a pretty muddy drink! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7894 Please send the somallier. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7895 Welp? Go ahead...strap on your feed bag!" JK FULLER , Genoa, N 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7896 Feeding trough just like the "Corral" Restaurant. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7897 I here it's very organic. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7898 New plant food 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7899 This gives new meaning to Farm to Table All you can Eat restaurants- how authentic! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7900 As requested, your entree tonight is organic, gluten free, and sustainably sourced. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7901 I thought the truffle craze was over. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7902 Yes, I do understand your predicament, Mt. Breadlove, but this is a strictly gluten-free establishment. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7903 We'd like to change our order. We can't wait until you grow the broccoli. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7904 Now is this free range chicken anus?” “Sure 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7905 When I ordered the pigs dinner I wasn’t being literal. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7906 But we ordered soup and salad. Besides, where are the spoons? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7907 And now our hand-poured concrete gravy over a bed of buttered gravel. A specialty of the house. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7908 I will make sure I check "Swill" instead of "Swell" when I submit my review on Yelp. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7909 But the sign on the barn-door said it was kosher...? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7910 You wanted authentic Western cuisine. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7911 I guess I did say that I wanted to pig out... 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7912 I must say the pigs feet added an extra zing 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7913 Forget what I said about being so hungry I could eat a horse. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7914 Tell Willie Nelson we don’t care how they do it in Texas. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7915 Oh... this isn't what I had in mind when I ordered the "saleté." 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7916 I thought you said this place was called the Satin Shoe, not the Chat and Chew. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7917 The trough du jour, partner. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7918 The land flows with chocolate milk, honey. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7919 You’re going to love this, it’s all farm to table! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7920 Farm to table, organic and gluten free (might contain nuts) 1.0385 0.03846 52 51 0 1
7921 Wrong hands? at 1f this gets into the cage 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7922 So this the prized troughfy Texan chili you were talking about? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7923 Faster, blood-boy. Faster! Into the veins, hup hup. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7924 He’s right—The bouquet of this Pinot does have notes of clover and hay. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7925 I wouldn't feed this shit to my pigs, but city folk eats it up. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7926 I thought the menu said Planter’s Punch, not Planter Punch. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7927 And here’s your farm-to-table soup. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7928 You can lead a pig to slaughter, but you can’t make her drink. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7929 It's the new trend in "farm to table," bypassing the pig. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7930 Annie told me the restaurant was Soooeeey Generis. I guess I should have asked her to put it in writing. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7931 Pig farmer's annual dinner event 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7932 Sure it's slop. But it's high end slop. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7933 He doesnt really need the helmet at that altitude 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7934 We need to stop buying subjects from the Edison line. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7935 They made an enhancement to the maze right hand rule algorithm. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7936 Their farm-to-table special is to die for! Scott Connolly, Burlington, VT 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7937 So this is what they mean by farm to table.... 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7938 Well, it IS farm to table. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7939 And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7940 On second thought, let’s try those appetizers. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7941 What the Eff! We ordered the white sauce!!! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7942 Soup for two 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7943 The food may not look too appetizing, but I’ve been told that everyone who dines here eats like a pig and asks for more. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7944 I heard this resturant has the best reviews! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7945 I told management that I had been doing feeding since I have been a kid. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7946 You weren’t kidding when you said “farm to table.” 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7947 I've heard of farm to table, but never table to farm 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7948 You were the one that insisted on farm-to-table. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7949 This looks like the same slop we had at last week’s pop up restaurant. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7950 This is the last time that we order the Texas special. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7951 Yeah, I'm into Fusion cuisine, but eating it with chopsticks.... 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7952 It’s grass-fed and farm to table! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7953 I prefer the frozen slime! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7954 What a legitimate farm to table experience. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7955 It's the latest trend, barnyard to table. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7956 Here is our Cowpoke Cafe famous cactus stew in a horse trough tureen. Whatever you don't want, I'll finish it. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7957 This here’s yer mud soup. I’ll get you a doggie bag. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7958 This isn't part of the farm I wanted to my table. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7959 They call it ‘farm to trough.’ 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7960 It's Veggy and animal approved. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7961 I thought it said ‘served with a truffle.’ 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7962 The trough that comes with the Work Horse Delight. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7963 FEEDING TIME, Good girl! But leave some for your buddy Hariette 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7964 You know I think unique trends in dining are getting a little out of hand. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7965 Slop for me, slop for you, slop for me and you. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7966 Farm to Table has taken on a new a whole meaning. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7967 I think I would prefer a good Brazilian barbecue. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7968 Now this is true farm-to-table. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7969 This wasn't the "Heritage Farm-to-Table" I'd pictured. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7970 It's farm to table meets slow food. We grow it to your individual order. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7971 I mean, it's just more efficient. Why feed the pigs if we're just going to eat them anyway? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7972 It's been sent up from Philadelphia, apparently. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7973 I didn't think this is what they meant by "farm to table." 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7974 It’s all-you-can gulp. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7975 The lunch special here is a real downgrade from the regular menu. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7976 Am I going off theme if I ask for a straw, a swizzle stick and an olive? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7977 Fodder with our fodder. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7978 "Well okay, as long as it is a keto friendly slop." 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7979 I will feast upon the souls of your unborn children as your blood and semen boil from within your dessicated husk. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7980 This isn't what I imagined when you said "upscale ranch vacation." 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7981 It was clear, the restaurant took farm-to-table seriously. What was less clear was whether the dish should be consumed with a spoon or a straw. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7982 I HAD heard that Ohio dining had its limitations. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7983 I hope we're tasty. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7984 I guess ‘farm to table’ might be a bit broad. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7985 Perhaps we shouldn't have sold the dishes and silverware. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7986 Howdy! This is for sharing, it should tight you up until our hootenanny starts. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7987 The doctor said a glass of wine each night could help my heart, so I figured this would work even better. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7988 Trust me, this is what 'farm to table' means. I looked it up on one of those blog sites...4 chan? I can't remember, but huff post also said this is what all the millennials are doing. Just eating right out of troughs and shitting in to go cups. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7989 And you're sure that this is Keto? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7990 Ok, "Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead" diet is too much. Let's go back to "The Game Changers" one 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7991 I think he's used to cooking for a larger group where everyone brings their own bowl. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7992 This must be a premature farm to table restaurant. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7993 mashanegunkelly 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
7994 If that were wine instead of slop, I'd thank you for the generous pour. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
7995 On second thought, the horse fertilizer was overkill. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
7996 It's this new fad— Farm to Table. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
7997 Not the farm-to-table experience I was expecting. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0